This Past Weekend with Theo Von

00:00:00.900 Hello, darkness, my old friend.

00:00:06.800 What's going on, guys?

00:00:09.600 What is going on?

00:00:11.560 You know, I ask you all the time what's going on,

00:00:13.900 and then I just say.

00:00:15.600 I just tell you what's going on, but...

00:00:18.560 I don't know. I'm happy to be back here in the Central East.

00:00:21.240 I know that.

00:00:23.440 You know, I'm happy to be back here.

00:00:26.280 And I got here and had to have that one-egg dinner.

00:00:30.000 You ever end up on that one-egg dinner?

00:00:35.320 You get home, and you don't have groceries.

00:00:37.720 You've been out of town.

00:00:39.640 You know, it's too late to thaw out something.

00:00:43.500 It's too late to thaw out a little sirloin.

00:00:47.020 Or, you know, like a cut a hawk or something.

00:00:51.940 Or a chicken thigh.

00:00:53.940 It's too late for that.

00:00:56.720 So you got to manage with what you have.

00:00:59.260 You have to manage.

00:01:01.000 And so you all, you know, you end up opening the eggs.

00:01:06.660 And you got one egg left.

00:01:10.260 That uno huevo, baby.

00:01:12.820 That Lance Armstrong, dog.

00:01:16.100 You say, bam, man.

00:01:18.720 And you just make that one egg.

00:01:20.500 You know, and it's heartbreaking a little bit, but it's also, it's better than nothing.

00:01:31.960 It's better than nothing right there.

00:01:33.500 That one-egg wonder.

00:01:35.500 That one-egg wonder.

00:01:36.180 That's what they call me.

00:01:38.280 That one-egg wonder.

00:01:39.520 The election, it's coming.

00:01:43.900 It's here.

00:01:44.400 The results are going to come in slowly.

00:01:47.680 I think it'll be probably a week, a month.

00:01:49.920 Could be a week.

00:01:51.000 Who knows?

00:01:51.900 For everybody.

00:01:52.600 They got to get the mail-ins.

00:01:54.180 The email in.

00:01:56.220 Some people traveled back in time and wrote who they voted for on a cave wall.

00:02:01.080 And they got to use, they got to go back in time and do that.

00:02:04.200 They got to use the Ouija board and see who everybody voted for from the 1700s.

00:02:10.840 You know, they got people doing all kinds of people.

00:02:13.020 Some people paying money have the plane right in the sky.

00:02:16.560 Joey, Donnie.

00:02:18.540 You know, a lot of tablets are going to happen.

00:02:21.600 They got to tablature all the votes.

00:02:24.700 And then we'll know.

00:02:26.940 And there's some people they think, oh, it's going to be, you know, everybody, they're going to, people are going to go crazy.

00:02:31.000 There are going to be people, you know, Paul Bunyan's going to go through the streets.

00:02:37.920 People, you know, they're boarding up Beverly Hills.

00:02:43.040 People just, you know, I guess, look, if you want to go hard, it's a good day to go hard.

00:02:50.760 You know, maybe it's that day if you want to get out and steal some sandals and throw a damn, you know, a wheelchair through a Panera Bread window.

00:03:01.000 Get out there and live your life, sucker.

00:03:06.160 Okay, if you want to set a Baskin Robbins on fire and, you know, kickstart a batch of Grilled Rocky Road, get out there and be somebody.

00:03:18.000 Hey, but I'll tell you this, baby.

00:03:23.700 I'm only about 48 hours off of pornography at the moment.

00:03:28.100 And I believe that adult asthma is a choice.

00:03:31.980 And that's who I am, baby.

00:03:36.320 Let's get into it.

00:03:44.380 Here we go.

00:03:45.200 We're the young and the old

00:03:50.040 The sick and the cold

00:03:52.040 The ones that just long

00:03:54.120 Get out of control

00:03:55.920 The ones that'll calm

00:03:58.140 And the ones that'll fold

00:04:00.240 And everyone's standing around the table

00:04:03.520 The meek and the mild

00:04:08.680 The weak and the wild

00:04:10.640 The ones who won't speak this meme

00:04:13.680 To a child

00:04:14.780 Those who have lived

00:04:16.800 With their feet to the fire

00:04:18.800 And forgave every miserable jailer

00:04:22.120 This is that uplifter right there.

00:04:23.760 You can feel it.

00:04:24.300 Hey, I love them all

00:04:26.220 Ain't gonna quit

00:04:28.000 Mm-hmm

00:04:28.600 And that goes double for you

00:04:32.560 Gonna do more good

00:04:35.440 Don't talk less shit

00:04:37.360 And that's about all I can do

00:04:40.400 Oh, yeah, man.

00:04:42.060 You hear that?

00:04:43.660 That's a good line.

00:04:44.500 Let's hear that again, man.

00:04:47.280 Here we go.

00:04:48.220 Hey, I love them all

00:04:50.860 Ain't gonna quit

00:04:52.480 Ain't gonna quit

00:04:53.360 And that goes double for you

00:04:56.520 And that goes double for you

00:04:57.940 Gonna do more good

00:05:00.120 Gonna talk less shit

00:05:02.020 And that's about all I can do

00:05:05.240 Amen, brother.

00:05:08.200 Gonna do more good

00:05:10.200 Gonna talk less shit

00:05:12.320 And that's about all I can do

00:05:15.760 That right there is a band

00:05:18.640 An outfit right there

00:05:19.720 Musical crack up called

00:05:22.280 Cordova's

00:05:24.800 Do more good

00:05:26.660 I'm gonna do more good

00:05:29.660 I'm gonna talk less shit

00:05:31.500 And that's about all I can do

00:05:34.800 You know, people say in catastrophe

00:05:38.580 Oh, the volcano's gonna go off

00:05:40.580 You know, people's gonna be lighting volcanoes

00:05:44.840 People saying, oh, be careful, you know

00:05:48.300 Guns are gonna be shooting themselves

00:05:50.220 It's gonna be a crazy day

00:05:51.720 And I don't believe that

00:05:55.120 I believe that the hype

00:05:58.220 All the BS from the election

00:05:59.760 And the

00:06:00.300 And the

00:06:01.920 And the doolally

00:06:03.600 All of that is done

00:06:04.660 It's kind of hacky now

00:06:07.500 It's been done

00:06:08.400 You're gonna go out there

00:06:10.320 And spray paint on a building

00:06:12.020 Oh

00:06:13.100 What kind of rerun shit is that

00:06:16.960 You're gonna have to

00:06:17.740 People are gonna have to

00:06:18.380 You have to

00:06:19.040 Up the ante

00:06:20.020 Or do nothing

00:06:21.660 I believe it's gonna

00:06:24.000 Just gonna be passive

00:06:25.020 I just believe that it's been

00:06:28.100 It's already, you know

00:06:28.940 It's already all been done

00:06:30.980 You know, I just

00:06:36.480 I don't know

00:06:38.820 I think it'll take a while

00:06:39.580 To get the results for the election

00:06:40.960 And I think it's

00:06:45.740 You know, it's normal

00:06:47.520 You know, it's pretty normal

00:06:49.760 The way it always goes

00:06:51.420 The election always happens

00:06:52.480 This time it feels like

00:06:54.100 Though that everybody is

00:06:55.600 And I don't know if people

00:06:56.880 If everybody is really bought in more

00:06:58.860 But they say in it

00:07:01.040 The most

00:07:04.080 The most early ballots ever cast

00:07:06.460 But that's because everybody

00:07:08.460 Nobody

00:07:08.740 Nobody has anything to do

00:07:09.920 You know, a lot of people

00:07:11.420 Aren't working

00:07:11.860 People can cast their ballots early

00:07:13.300 You know, the poll places

00:07:14.960 Have been open

00:07:15.720 Usually they're open on one day

00:07:18.640 Now they're open, you know

00:07:21.120 A couple of weeks

00:07:22.640 Or whatever it is

00:07:23.900 So you can have the early voting

00:07:26.440 Some people know a decision early

00:07:30.460 You know, some people

00:07:33.980 Don't know a decision really early, man

00:07:35.720 But it's

00:07:38.940 It's kind of like

00:07:40.120 A little bit of a Super Bowl

00:07:41.060 It'll be fun

00:07:41.800 You know, I always find

00:07:43.740 Election night is kind of

00:07:44.680 It's a fun night

00:07:45.440 It's fun to watch

00:07:46.300 And see it all kind of come in

00:07:47.800 And see how it shakes out

00:07:51.180 You know

00:07:52.020 I think that Trump

00:07:54.980 Will win the election

00:07:55.860 I just think that

00:07:56.620 People say

00:07:57.560 Who do you think will win?

00:07:58.700 I think he will win

00:07:59.940 The incumbent

00:08:03.300 I think it's called

00:08:04.420 Let me look it up

00:08:05.400 Incumbent

00:08:07.920 Currently holding office

00:08:12.200 The incumbent usually wins

00:08:14.620 That second term

00:08:15.740 I think George W. Bush

00:08:18.680 Was the last fellow

00:08:19.440 That couldn't handle

00:08:20.420 That couldn't handle it all

00:08:22.500 So they, you know

00:08:23.420 They belted him out

00:08:24.240 But the incumbent usually wins

00:08:26.340 So

00:08:27.200 Did I bet a couple grand

00:08:29.140 That Trump would win?

00:08:31.700 Yes I did

00:08:32.560 Yes I did

00:08:34.320 So we'll see

00:08:37.320 Now

00:08:38.600 Did I have that money

00:08:41.800 Because Bryce Mitchell

00:08:42.700 Won the other day?

00:08:44.740 Yes I do

00:08:45.520 Yes I do

00:08:46.620 Thank you Bryce Mitchell

00:08:47.440 I don't know if anybody

00:08:48.620 Watched the MMA's

00:08:49.640 But

00:08:49.940 Bryce Mitchell

00:08:52.760 Got it done over there

00:08:53.840 And

00:08:54.060 He had a great fight

00:08:55.440 Against

00:08:55.780 Feely

00:08:56.600 And both of them

00:08:58.080 Are great fighters

00:08:58.600 Sometimes I want the fight

00:08:59.580 To go on for

00:09:00.240 16 rounds

00:09:01.400 17 rounds

00:09:02.720 I want to see them

00:09:03.260 I want to have one round

00:09:04.480 Where they just

00:09:04.920 Tickle each other

00:09:05.680 You know

00:09:07.140 Just full body tickling

00:09:08.420 No crotch or nothing

00:09:10.520 But the rest of the body

00:09:11.600 You know

00:09:11.980 You know

00:09:13.720 Non-sensual

00:09:14.960 Kind of regions

00:09:15.960 Or

00:09:16.420 Whatever they call it

00:09:17.580 But

00:09:17.800 But anyway

00:09:20.380 Yeah I wanted to have

00:09:21.460 This episode today

00:09:22.340 You know

00:09:22.600 I think we're going to

00:09:23.500 Start coming out

00:09:24.060 On Tuesday

00:09:24.740 You know

00:09:28.360 Not doing Sunday night

00:09:29.420 Gives me a little bit more

00:09:30.360 A little bit more

00:09:31.300 I can enjoy my weekend

00:09:32.700 I can plan a weekend

00:09:33.740 And enjoy it

00:09:34.560 So

00:09:35.980 We're going to see

00:09:36.520 How it goes

00:09:37.160 And

00:09:37.460 You know

00:09:40.060 It's all a learning curve

00:09:41.700 But I appreciate you guys

00:09:42.940 Being here with me

00:09:43.820 And

00:09:44.160 And just being a part

00:09:45.700 Of my life

00:09:46.240 And

00:09:46.480 Especially being a part

00:09:47.540 Of this

00:09:47.900 This past weekend

00:09:49.400 I really do

00:09:50.260 You know

00:09:51.560 What else is going on

00:09:54.980 I went to Baton Rouge

00:09:55.960 Over the weekend

00:09:56.560 Go trick or treating

00:09:57.420 With the kiddos

00:09:58.240 Out there

00:09:58.840 Some kid called me

00:10:01.020 A fag actually

00:10:02.020 Some little

00:10:02.640 Little kid

00:10:04.280 In the street

00:10:04.980 He called me

00:10:06.240 An American fag

00:10:07.580 And then he laughed

00:10:09.400 And him and his friends

00:10:10.280 Laughed

00:10:10.820 And

00:10:10.940 They were on scooters

00:10:12.980 And

00:10:13.220 I don't know

00:10:14.480 Whatever

00:10:14.840 Um

00:10:16.880 What else happened

00:10:18.560 Oh

00:10:20.180 Some

00:10:20.640 Uh

00:10:20.840 Some guy

00:10:23.120 Said

00:10:23.700 Oh

00:10:24.000 Are you dressed

00:10:24.800 Are you

00:10:25.260 Dressed as

00:10:26.320 Theo

00:10:26.740 The comedian

00:10:27.760 Theo Von

00:10:28.300 The comedian

00:10:28.880 And I just

00:10:30.780 Kind of

00:10:31.040 Looked at him

00:10:31.560 And he's like

00:10:31.880 That's awesome man

00:10:32.800 And then he walked off

00:10:33.700 I thought that was

00:10:35.280 Kind of interesting

00:10:35.880 You know

00:10:37.260 I don't

00:10:37.540 And I also

00:10:38.180 The more I was thinking

00:10:38.900 About it

00:10:39.140 I don't know

00:10:39.520 If I think

00:10:39.940 The Democratic Party

00:10:41.060 Expects to win

00:10:42.200 Really

00:10:42.540 You know

00:10:44.680 When you think about it

00:10:45.460 They put up

00:10:45.960 An older guy

00:10:46.920 You know

00:10:48.580 They just

00:10:49.220 They

00:10:50.800 There hasn't been

00:10:51.940 A ton of campaigning

00:10:53.040 By him

00:10:53.800 By Biden

00:10:54.960 I just don't know

00:10:56.260 If they expect

00:10:56.720 To win

00:10:57.180 I almost feel

00:10:57.800 Like they don't

00:10:58.400 Expect to win

00:10:59.320 Um

00:11:00.360 But also

00:11:02.140 What do I know

00:11:02.900 What do I know

00:11:05.100 Uh

00:11:07.140 You know

00:11:08.320 Not too much

00:11:09.060 Really

00:11:09.380 I'm one guy

00:11:10.740 Who just

00:11:11.260 You know

00:11:12.400 Who has one vote

00:11:13.320 And

00:11:13.540 And that'll be that

00:11:14.900 And I'm glad

00:11:15.500 That I don't get

00:11:16.120 To make the choices

00:11:16.920 I'm glad

00:11:18.600 That I only have

00:11:19.280 One vote

00:11:19.920 Because that means

00:11:23.060 That it's

00:11:23.640 It's not all

00:11:24.660 On me

00:11:25.180 Isn't that nice

00:11:27.360 There's one nice

00:11:28.020 Thing about

00:11:28.540 The way it's

00:11:29.460 Set up here

00:11:30.120 The system

00:11:31.260 You get

00:11:33.280 One

00:11:34.060 Coin

00:11:35.100 In the well

00:11:35.840 And if you're

00:11:38.700 Lucky

00:11:38.980 They count it

00:11:39.720 That's the

00:11:41.900 Wildest thing

00:11:42.400 A lot of

00:11:42.740 Countries

00:11:43.040 They go

00:11:43.300 Throw the coin

00:11:43.900 Every year

00:11:44.380 And nobody

00:11:44.660 They don't

00:11:44.860 Even count

00:11:45.280 That bitch

00:11:45.840 There's somebody

00:11:46.800 In the bottom

00:11:47.220 Just catching

00:11:47.740 Coins and

00:11:48.340 Buying himself

00:11:48.960 A new

00:11:49.320 You know

00:11:50.960 New Sega

00:11:51.580 You know

00:11:54.140 New Atari

00:11:54.840 6000

00:11:55.540 Or whatever

00:11:56.020 It is

00:11:56.360 PlayStation

00:11:56.740 So hopefully

00:12:00.680 Our votes

00:12:01.160 Count

00:12:01.440 That's what

00:12:01.820 I do

00:12:02.220 You know

00:12:02.800 That's one

00:12:03.220 Thing that I

00:12:03.680 Like to

00:12:03.920 Romanticize

00:12:04.700 Sometimes

00:12:05.260 Is that our

00:12:06.360 Votes do

00:12:06.740 Count

00:12:07.060 But I'm

00:12:08.140 Coming out

00:12:08.560 To you

00:12:08.740 Out here

00:12:09.020 From the

00:12:09.300 Central

00:12:09.620 East

00:12:09.980 And a lot

00:12:11.400 Of calls

00:12:11.780 Came in

00:12:12.160 A lot of

00:12:12.440 Beautiful

00:12:12.680 People

00:12:13.100 And just

00:12:14.260 Wanted to

00:12:14.540 Make sure

00:12:14.780 That we

00:12:14.980 Got an

00:12:15.240 Episode

00:12:15.520 In

00:12:16.040 To stay

00:12:17.520 On track

00:12:18.020 And just

00:12:18.260 To let

00:12:18.560 You know

00:12:18.820 That this

00:12:19.760 Podcast will

00:12:20.840 Be here

00:12:21.620 For you

00:12:22.060 Every week

00:12:22.780 Or that

00:12:24.900 We're going

00:12:25.160 To try and

00:12:25.620 Do our

00:12:25.920 Best to be

00:12:26.520 Here for

00:12:26.940 You every

00:12:27.280 Week

00:12:27.660 The same

00:12:28.820 Way that

00:12:29.060 You've been

00:12:29.320 Here for

00:12:29.640 Me every

00:12:30.000 Week

00:12:30.320 And the

00:12:31.900 Last thing

00:12:32.440 You know

00:12:32.640 I'll say

00:12:33.020 Really on

00:12:33.420 The politics

00:12:33.960 Side is

00:12:34.700 That I

00:12:35.860 Think we're

00:12:36.220 Quickly headed

00:12:36.800 Towards multiple

00:12:37.700 Parties

00:12:38.320 You know

00:12:40.300 We're too

00:12:40.800 Diverse these

00:12:41.580 Days in

00:12:42.080 Our series

00:12:42.560 In our

00:12:43.020 Thoughts

00:12:44.020 And in

00:12:46.520 Our

00:12:46.960 Cares

00:12:48.140 And our

00:12:48.440 Compassions

00:12:49.260 And our

00:12:49.540 Passions

00:12:50.220 To not

00:12:53.000 Have more

00:12:53.380 Choices

00:12:53.940 You know

00:12:56.660 Imagine if

00:12:57.220 You just

00:12:57.440 Still had

00:12:57.800 Two flavors

00:12:58.480 Of

00:12:58.760 Of ice

00:13:00.520 Cream

00:13:00.780 It's just

00:13:01.060 Time for

00:13:01.380 More parties

00:13:01.960 And I

00:13:03.000 Think we're

00:13:03.300 Headed there

00:13:03.800 I think by

00:13:04.680 The time the

00:13:05.160 Next election

00:13:05.920 Comes around

00:13:06.740 Hopefully there

00:13:08.080 Will be

00:13:08.500 You know

00:13:08.900 Stronger

00:13:09.780 Options

00:13:10.220 Out of

00:13:10.980 Different

00:13:11.220 Channels

00:13:11.800 Because I

00:13:14.540 Do believe

00:13:14.980 That people

00:13:15.340 Are getting

00:13:15.600 More fired

00:13:16.200 Up about

00:13:16.540 Politics

00:13:17.040 Overall

00:13:17.560 And that's

00:13:19.300 Exciting

00:13:19.820 You know

00:13:22.300 It's kind of

00:13:22.700 Crazy when

00:13:23.200 You go in

00:13:23.600 There to

00:13:23.880 Choose on

00:13:24.400 Election

00:13:24.940 Time

00:13:25.420 You go

00:13:26.540 In there

00:13:27.160 And

00:13:27.360 Dude you

00:13:29.000 Look at

00:13:29.320 The first

00:13:29.780 Two

00:13:30.040 The president

00:13:30.980 And then

00:13:33.360 After that

00:13:33.920 Sometimes we'll

00:13:34.360 Have a

00:13:34.620 Senator or

00:13:35.100 Something

00:13:35.280 And then

00:13:35.480 After that

00:13:36.060 Dude there's

00:13:36.460 Like 30

00:13:37.100 Things and

00:13:37.780 You're just

00:13:38.160 Like most

00:13:38.660 People are

00:13:39.080 Like I

00:13:39.520 Don't

00:13:39.680 Know

00:13:39.960 I just

00:13:41.680 Start

00:13:41.860 Filling

00:13:42.140 In

00:13:42.360 Whoever

00:13:42.560 Has

00:13:42.820 A

00:13:42.960 Nickname

00:13:43.420 Oh

00:13:44.160 Spicy

00:13:44.780 Williams

00:13:45.420 Check on

00:13:48.600 That

00:13:48.840 Mitch

00:13:49.240 You feel

00:13:49.700 Me

00:13:49.920 Oh

00:13:50.460 Rocky

00:13:50.920 Crab

00:13:51.500 Check

00:13:52.160 On

00:13:52.420 That

00:13:52.640 Bastard

00:13:53.220 Oh

00:13:54.740 Buzz

00:13:55.320 There's

00:13:55.540 Always

00:13:55.760 Some

00:13:56.020 Guy

00:13:56.180 Named

00:13:56.360 Buzz

00:13:57.000 You

00:13:57.300 Know

00:13:57.520 Oh

00:13:59.140 There

00:13:59.400 He

00:13:59.540 Is

00:13:59.740 Right

00:13:59.940 There

00:14:00.240 Harry

00:14:00.660 Buzz

00:14:01.360 Watson

00:14:01.880 Oh

00:14:02.600 We

00:14:02.760 Gotta

00:14:03.000 Have

00:14:03.260 Buzz

00:14:03.780 In

00:14:03.980 There

00:14:04.240 You

00:14:04.880 Can't

00:14:05.060 Have

00:14:05.180 A

00:14:05.300 Spicy

00:14:05.760 And

00:14:05.960 Not

00:14:06.120 Have

00:14:06.260 A

00:14:06.420 Buzz

00:14:07.000 So

00:14:08.140 Oh

00:14:09.100 Knuckles

00:14:09.740 Uh

00:14:10.520 All

00:14:11.460 Right

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00:19:30.920 Something

00:19:31.120 And

00:19:31.220 He

00:19:31.280 Breaks

00:19:31.580 That

00:19:31.760 Bitch

00:19:32.020 Out

00:19:32.260 Or

00:19:32.400 Something

00:19:32.700 Come

00:19:33.500 On

00:19:33.720 Man

00:19:34.060 Come

00:19:35.640 On

00:19:36.100 So

00:19:38.220 Yeah

00:19:39.640 I

00:19:39.780 Don't

00:19:39.860 Know

00:19:39.940 If

00:19:40.040 That's

00:19:40.200 A

00:19:40.340 Narc

00:19:40.620 Or

00:19:40.740 Not

00:19:41.040 But

00:19:41.400 Paralegal

00:19:42.960 Sounds

00:19:43.660 Sounds

00:19:45.000 Like

00:19:45.320 That

00:19:45.600 Onward

00:19:45.980 Get

00:19:46.600 That

00:19:46.860 Hitter

00:19:47.180 I

00:19:48.680 Listen

00:19:48.940 To

00:19:49.080 Your

00:19:49.180 Podcast

00:19:49.560 All

00:19:50.360 Day

00:19:50.560 While

00:19:50.780 I'm

00:19:50.880 At

00:19:51.000 Work

00:19:51.200 At

00:19:51.340 The

00:19:51.440 Law

00:19:51.680 Office

00:19:52.140 Sometimes

00:19:53.140 I

00:19:53.420 Have

00:19:53.520 To

00:19:53.700 Catch

00:19:54.140 Myself

00:19:54.420 From

00:19:54.620 Laughing

00:19:54.980 And

00:19:55.340 Catch

00:19:55.520 Myself

00:19:55.800 From

00:19:56.000 Crying

00:19:56.340 Sometimes

00:19:56.920 But

00:19:58.080 I'm

00:19:58.320 Listening

00:19:58.560 To

00:19:58.740 Your

00:19:58.840 Episode

00:19:59.280 On

00:20:00.480 Monday

00:20:00.780 Morning

00:20:01.160 From

00:20:02.220 This

00:20:02.380 Past

00:20:02.660 Week

00:20:03.040 And

00:20:03.600 Hearing

00:20:06.540 You

00:20:06.740 Listen

00:20:06.940 To

00:20:07.080 The

00:20:07.240 Rain

00:20:07.720 Is

00:20:08.220 Probably

00:20:08.580 The

00:20:09.120 Best

00:20:09.980 Thing

00:20:10.400 That

00:20:11.740 I

00:20:11.860 Could

00:20:11.980 Have

00:20:12.100 Listened

00:20:12.380 To

00:20:12.520 All

00:20:12.700 Week

00:20:12.960 Just

00:20:13.300 Oh

00:20:13.740 Is

00:20:13.840 That

00:20:13.960 Rain

00:20:14.200 Outside

00:20:14.680 It's

00:20:15.040 The

00:20:16.280 Little

00:20:16.440 Things

00:20:16.740 In

00:20:16.880 Life

00:20:17.180 And

00:20:17.400 Had

00:20:17.720 Kind

00:20:17.940 Of

00:20:18.040 A

00:20:18.140 Rough

00:20:18.340 Week

00:20:18.560 This

00:20:18.760 Week

00:20:19.060 Starting

00:20:19.420 A

00:20:19.560 New

00:20:19.700 Week

00:20:19.980 And

00:20:20.880 I

00:20:21.300 Have

00:20:21.440 To

00:20:21.520 Say

00:20:21.700 That

00:20:21.960 That

00:20:22.260 Put

00:20:23.180 Me

00:20:23.320 In

00:20:23.400 A

00:20:23.480 Happy

00:20:23.680 Place

00:20:24.100 And

00:20:24.280 I'm

00:20:24.440 Ready

00:20:25.140 To

00:20:25.260 Get

00:20:25.420 Going

00:20:25.680 And

00:20:25.880 I

00:20:26.000 Appreciate

00:20:26.340 It

00:20:26.540 Man

00:20:26.780 Well

00:20:27.980 Thank

00:20:28.320 You

00:20:28.440 Sweetheart

00:20:28.740 That's

00:20:29.000 Kind

00:20:30.420 Of

00:20:30.540 You

00:20:38.220 You

00:20:38.580 Of

00:20:38.880 You

00:20:42.420 Know

00:20:42.620 Like

00:20:42.860 Somebody

00:20:43.380 Listening

00:20:44.080 To

00:20:44.260 The

00:20:44.440 Rain

00:20:44.820 Or

00:20:45.120 If

00:20:46.360 You

00:20:46.480 See

00:20:46.680 A

00:20:46.820 Little

00:20:46.960 Baby's

00:20:47.460 Feet

00:20:47.860 If

00:20:50.040 You

00:20:50.140 See

00:20:50.380 A

00:20:50.500 Little

00:20:50.640 Baby's

00:20:51.200 Feet

00:20:51.500 Man

00:20:51.820 Beautiful

00:20:52.340 And

00:20:54.880 In

00:20:55.060 Vietnam

00:20:55.440 Bro

00:20:55.800 I'm

00:20:55.940 Not

00:20:56.100 Lying

00:20:56.380 It'll

00:20:56.540 Eat

00:20:56.680 A

00:20:56.800 Damn

00:20:57.000 Baby's

00:20:57.400 Foot

00:20:57.600 And

00:20:59.120 You

00:20:59.260 Didn't

00:20:59.440 Hear

00:20:59.640 It

00:20:59.740 From

00:20:59.900 Me

00:21:00.140 But

00:21:00.420 You

00:21:00.580 Know

00:21:00.780 It's

00:21:01.040 You

00:21:01.200 Know

00:21:01.380 It's

00:21:01.520 Possible

00:21:01.960 But

00:21:02.300 But

00:21:05.040 Yeah

00:21:05.240 There's

00:21:05.500 Just

00:21:05.660 Some

00:21:05.940 Things

00:21:06.280 That

00:21:06.440 Just

00:21:06.600 Kind

00:21:06.780 Of

00:21:06.860 Make

00:21:07.020 You

00:21:07.120 Feel

00:21:07.400 Good

00:21:07.740 And

00:21:10.860 Yeah

00:21:11.020 I

00:21:11.120 Was

00:21:11.220 Excited

00:21:11.720 Man

00:21:12.020 You

00:21:12.180 Just

00:21:12.340 You

00:21:12.700 Know

00:21:12.820 It's

00:21:13.020 Been

00:21:13.160 So

00:21:13.420 Long

00:21:14.000 It's

00:21:16.280 Just

00:21:16.400 Been

00:21:16.560 So

00:21:16.820 Long

00:21:17.220 Since

00:21:17.440 You

00:21:17.560 Get

00:21:17.720 That

00:21:17.940 Weather

00:21:18.360 On

00:21:20.060 Even

00:21:20.220 A

00:21:20.420 Semi

00:21:20.680 Regular

00:21:21.080 Basis

00:21:21.640 Just

00:21:21.860 To

00:21:21.980 See

00:21:22.160 Some

00:21:22.340 Leaves

00:21:22.740 Blow

00:21:23.000 By

00:21:23.320 Or

00:21:23.620 You

00:21:24.740 Know

00:21:24.820 You

00:21:24.960 See

00:21:25.140 A

00:21:25.260 Little

00:21:25.400 Kid

00:21:25.700 Out

00:21:25.860 There

00:21:25.980 Some

00:21:26.140 Little

00:21:26.280 Fat

00:21:26.640 Kid

00:21:26.880 With

00:21:27.040 A

00:21:27.160 Kite

00:21:27.480 And

00:21:29.680 He's

00:21:29.800 Like

00:21:29.920 Daddy

00:21:30.260 It

00:21:30.440 Might

00:21:30.620 Pick

00:21:30.860 Me

00:21:31.060 Up

00:21:31.280 It

00:21:31.400 Might

00:21:31.560 Blow

00:21:31.780 Me

00:21:31.980 Away

00:21:32.440 And

00:21:33.680 I

00:21:33.780 Look

00:21:34.020 Over

00:21:34.220 At

00:21:34.340 The

00:21:34.420 Daddy

00:21:34.640 Me

00:21:34.900 And

00:21:35.060 Daddy

00:21:35.300 Both

00:21:35.720 Know

00:21:35.960 Little

00:21:36.260 Thick

00:21:36.740 You

00:21:37.120 Know

00:21:37.300 Little

00:21:38.460 Thick

00:21:38.780 Little

00:21:39.780 Thick

00:21:40.780 Nick

00:21:41.220 Ain't

00:21:41.520 Getting

00:21:41.760 Lifted

00:21:42.260 Up

00:21:42.420 By

00:21:42.620 A

00:21:42.800 Kite

00:21:43.060 Baby

00:21:43.360 Boy

00:21:43.740 But

00:21:44.120 But

00:21:46.080 It's

00:21:46.220 Just

00:21:46.380 Nice

00:21:46.640 To

00:21:46.780 See

00:21:46.940 That

00:21:47.140 Moment

00:21:47.480 You

00:21:47.820 Know

00:21:48.000 Yeah

00:21:50.260 Life

00:21:50.620 Has

00:21:50.820 These

00:21:50.980 Little

00:21:51.360 Moments

00:21:51.820 That

00:21:52.240 Remind

00:21:52.740 Us

00:21:52.920 That

00:21:53.280 It

00:21:55.080 All

00:21:55.260 Makes

00:21:55.480 Perfect

00:21:55.820 Sense

00:21:56.280 You

00:21:56.480 Know

00:21:56.700 That

00:21:59.060 We're

00:21:59.280 At

00:21:59.400 The

00:21:59.540 Bank

00:21:59.880 And

00:22:00.040 That

00:22:00.180 It

00:22:00.280 All

00:22:00.560 Makes

00:22:00.980 Perfect

00:22:01.320 Sense

00:22:01.820 You

00:22:04.620 Can

00:22:04.780 Close

00:22:05.100 The

00:22:05.280 Cash

00:22:05.620 Drawer

00:22:05.900 Baby

00:22:06.220 Thank

00:22:07.640 You

00:22:07.720 For

00:22:07.820 Calling

00:22:08.060 And

00:22:08.320 Thank

00:22:08.460 You

00:22:08.540 For

00:22:08.660 Listening

00:22:08.980 Baby

00:22:10.420 Girl

00:22:10.700 I

00:22:10.880 Mean

00:22:11.080 Not

00:22:11.260 Man

00:22:11.520 But

00:22:11.700 Thank

00:22:11.880 You

00:22:11.940 For

00:22:12.080 Listening

00:22:12.400 And

00:22:12.960 Whether

00:22:13.160 You

00:22:13.340 A

00:22:13.480 Narc

00:22:13.820 Or

00:22:13.940 Whether

00:22:14.080 You

00:22:14.240 Slanging

00:22:14.600 Them

00:22:14.860 Chinese

00:22:15.460 You

00:22:15.720 Know

00:22:15.820 The

00:22:16.060 Whatever

00:22:17.260 It

00:22:17.480 Is

00:22:17.600 Called

00:22:17.920 Alaskan

00:22:19.000 Egg

00:22:19.220 Rolls

00:22:19.560 Or

00:22:19.640 Whatever

00:22:19.780 Y'all

00:22:19.920 Have

00:22:20.060 At

00:22:20.200 Chili's

00:22:20.660 Makes

00:22:21.040 Girlfriend

00:22:21.440 Love

00:22:21.700 Them

00:22:21.920 And

00:22:23.060 Her

00:22:23.220 And

00:22:23.300 Her

00:22:23.320 And

00:22:23.340 Her

00:22:23.400 Family

00:22:23.660 Would

00:22:23.820 Drive

00:22:24.000 100

00:22:24.240 Miles

00:22:24.580 To

00:22:24.720 Go

00:22:24.800 To

00:22:24.880 A

00:22:25.000 Damn

00:22:25.180 Chili's

00:22:26.000 You

00:22:27.620 Know

00:22:27.760 One

00:22:28.000 Time

00:22:28.240 They

00:22:28.380 You

00:22:28.580 Know

00:22:28.680 They'll

00:22:28.820 Be

00:22:28.940 Crying

00:22:29.400 And

00:22:29.540 Stuff

00:22:29.740 Because

00:22:40.700 Hey

00:22:41.420 Theo

00:22:41.900 This

00:22:42.600 Is

00:22:42.780 Crossfire

00:22:43.400 Joni

00:22:43.900 Up

00:22:44.140 In

00:22:44.260 Southern

00:22:44.560 California

00:22:45.300 And

00:22:45.980 I

00:22:46.080 Just

00:22:46.240 Want

00:22:46.400 To

00:22:46.500 Tell

00:22:46.680 You

00:22:46.760 I

00:22:46.880 Just

00:22:47.040 Love

00:22:47.360 Your

00:22:47.560 Show

00:22:47.800 You

00:22:47.940 You're

00:22:48.020 Doing

00:22:48.160 A

00:22:48.300 Great

00:22:48.540 Job

00:22:48.860 Thank

00:22:49.200 You

00:22:49.320 So

00:22:49.560 Much

00:22:49.900 I

00:22:50.460 Have

00:22:50.640 A

00:22:50.760 Question

00:22:51.120 For

00:22:51.480 You

00:22:51.740 Just

00:22:52.940 Getting

00:22:53.220 Over

00:22:53.500 Cancer

00:22:54.080 And

00:22:54.800 My

00:22:56.080 Hair

00:22:56.460 Is

00:22:56.900 Gone

00:22:57.340 Thank

00:22:58.220 You

00:22:58.320 For

00:22:58.440 Calling

00:22:58.660 In

00:22:58.900 Crossfire

00:22:59.520 Joni

00:23:00.000 And

00:23:01.220 And

00:23:01.240 And

00:23:03.380 I'm

00:23:03.520 Sorry

00:23:03.780 That

00:23:03.960 You

00:23:04.080 Have

00:23:04.260 Cancer

00:23:04.600 You

00:23:04.760 Know

00:23:04.860 I

00:23:04.980 Haven't

00:23:05.220 Had

00:23:05.460 It

00:23:05.600 But

00:23:05.860 I'm

00:23:06.020 Sure

00:23:06.220 I'll

00:23:06.380 Probably

00:23:06.600 Have

00:23:06.860 It

00:23:07.100 And

00:23:09.340 Cancer

00:23:11.300 You

00:23:11.620 Know

00:23:11.840 Cancer

00:23:12.480 Is

00:23:12.960 It's

00:23:14.800 That

00:23:14.960 Ninth

00:23:15.300 Reindeer

00:23:15.740 Or

00:23:15.960 Whatever

00:23:16.240 You

00:23:17.620 Know

00:23:17.760 And

00:23:17.860 That

00:23:17.980 Bitch

00:23:18.160 Is

00:23:18.300 A

00:23:18.420 Gangster

00:23:18.880 Let's

00:23:20.840 Hear

00:23:20.960 More

00:23:21.260 I'm

00:23:22.060 Starting

00:23:22.360 To

00:23:22.500 Grow

00:23:22.660 Back

00:23:23.020 But

00:23:23.240 It's

00:23:23.460 Still

00:23:23.740 Gone

00:23:24.180 And

00:23:24.940 I'm

00:23:25.160 Wondering

00:23:25.520 What

00:23:25.920 Do

00:23:26.040 You

00:23:26.160 Think

00:23:26.460 Do

00:23:26.660 You

00:23:26.740 Think

00:23:26.920 I

00:23:27.080 Should

00:23:27.240 Wear

00:23:27.460 A

00:23:27.600 Hat

00:23:27.960 Or

00:23:28.520 Do

00:23:28.660 You

00:23:28.740 Think

00:23:28.920 I

00:23:29.040 Should

00:23:29.200 Just

00:23:29.420 Go

00:23:29.620 All

00:23:29.860 Natural

00:23:30.380 Okay

00:23:31.100 Let

00:23:31.240 Me

00:23:31.300 Back

00:23:31.560 It

00:23:31.660 Up

00:23:31.800 Again

00:23:32.200 It's

00:23:36.020 Getting

00:23:36.180 Over

00:23:36.460 Cancer

00:23:37.000 And

00:23:37.760 My

00:23:39.040 Hair

00:23:39.420 Is

00:23:39.860 Gone

00:23:40.300 I'm

00:23:41.280 Starting

00:23:41.540 To

00:23:41.680 Grow

00:23:41.840 Back

00:23:42.200 But

00:23:42.420 It's

00:23:42.640 Still

00:23:42.920 Gone

00:23:43.400 Yeah

00:23:43.960 Hair

00:23:44.220 Don't

00:23:44.400 Like

00:23:44.620 Cancer

00:23:44.920 If

00:23:45.060 You

00:23:45.120 Have

00:23:45.240 Cancer

00:23:45.540 Your

00:23:45.720 Hair

00:23:45.860 Will

00:23:46.020 Leave

00:23:46.340 You

00:23:48.640 Know

00:23:48.820 And

00:23:48.940 That's

00:23:49.100 Age

00:23:49.400 Old

00:23:49.660 That's

00:23:49.900 You

00:23:50.940 Know

00:23:51.140 That's

00:23:52.100 The

00:23:52.220 Cat

00:23:52.520 Chasing

00:23:52.860 His

00:23:53.040 Tail

00:23:53.300 Right

00:23:53.540 There

00:23:53.800 Let's

00:23:54.240 Hear

00:23:54.360 More

00:23:54.660 And

00:23:55.500 I'm

00:23:55.700 Wondering

00:23:56.060 What

00:23:56.480 Do

00:23:56.580 You

00:23:56.700 Think

00:23:57.000 Do

00:23:57.200 You

00:23:57.280 Think

00:23:57.480 I

00:23:57.620 Should

00:23:57.780 Wear

00:23:58.020 A

00:23:58.140 Hat

00:23:58.520 Or

00:23:59.060 Do

00:23:59.200 You

00:23:59.280 Think

00:23:59.460 I

00:23:59.600 Should

00:23:59.760 Just

00:23:59.960 Go

00:24:00.160 All

00:24:00.400 Natural

00:24:00.920 You

00:24:01.660 Think

00:24:01.980 Someone

00:24:02.960 To

00:24:03.140 Get

00:24:03.300 Your

00:24:03.460 Opinion

00:24:03.880 On

00:24:04.080 That

00:24:04.300 All

00:24:04.840 Natural

00:24:05.340 Or

00:24:05.740 A

00:24:06.140 Hat

00:24:06.420 Or

00:24:06.560 A

00:24:06.680 Scarf

00:24:07.060 Or

00:24:07.160 Something

00:24:07.380 Like

00:24:07.600 Oh

00:24:08.520 Baby

00:24:08.800 Girl

00:24:09.040 You

00:24:09.200 Gotta

00:24:09.340 Get

00:24:09.540 Get

00:24:09.960 Your

00:24:10.080 Little

00:24:10.220 Hat

00:24:10.460 Get

00:24:10.660 Your

00:24:10.780 Little

00:24:10.900 Crown

00:24:11.340 Get

00:24:12.340 Your

00:24:12.460 Little

00:24:12.600 Crown

00:24:12.960 Baby

00:24:13.300 Wake

00:24:14.240 Up

00:24:14.380 With

00:24:14.540 The

00:24:14.700 King

00:24:15.020 Mama

00:24:15.260 Get

00:24:15.460 That

00:24:15.660 BK

00:24:16.180 Get

00:24:17.280 That

00:24:17.440 BK

00:24:17.840 Head

00:24:18.160 Piece

00:24:18.500 Get

00:24:18.700 You

00:24:18.800 A

00:24:18.920 Whopper

00:24:19.340 And

00:24:19.900 Get

00:24:20.060 That

00:24:20.260 Free

00:24:20.520 Hat

00:24:20.860 Deuce

00:24:22.520 You

00:24:22.680 Know

00:24:22.740 What

00:24:22.860 I'm

00:24:22.980 Saying

00:24:23.140 You

00:24:23.300 Could

00:24:23.440 Do

00:24:23.560 Something

00:24:23.820 Beautiful

00:24:24.220 On

00:24:24.460 Your

00:24:24.560 Head

00:24:24.740 I

00:24:24.880 Think

00:24:25.060 Enjoy

00:24:25.540 It

00:24:25.880 Embrace

00:24:27.480 That

00:24:27.680 Beautiful

00:24:28.000 Little

00:24:28.280 Bald

00:24:28.700 Top

00:24:29.140 You

00:24:30.980 Know

00:24:31.120 And

00:24:31.240 You

00:24:31.340 Can

00:24:31.440 Even

00:24:31.580 Flirt

00:24:31.920 With

00:24:32.080 The

00:24:32.220 Guys

00:24:32.520 Say

00:24:32.760 Hey

00:24:32.960 The

00:24:33.140 Curtains

00:24:33.520 Match

00:24:33.840 The

00:24:34.000 Drapes

00:24:34.420 You

00:24:34.540 Know

00:24:34.760 And

00:24:35.680 You

00:24:35.760 Don't

00:24:36.160 Have

00:24:36.340 Any

00:24:36.480 Hair

00:24:36.780 And

00:24:36.920 You

00:24:37.000 Be

00:24:37.120 Like

00:24:37.400 Gang

00:24:38.420 Gang

00:24:39.000 So

00:24:40.540 I

00:24:40.720 Think

00:24:40.960 There's

00:24:41.120 Some

00:24:41.300 Real

00:24:41.680 Opportunity

00:24:42.800 There

00:24:43.160 But

00:24:43.500 Yeah

00:24:43.620 I

00:24:43.720 Say

00:24:43.860 Get

00:24:44.080 You

00:24:44.180 A

00:24:44.300 Beautiful

00:24:44.580 Hat

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00:31:51.620 Theo

00:31:52.060 This is

00:31:52.600 Garrett

00:31:53.220 Calloway

00:31:53.760 I live

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00:31:54.300 Small

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00:31:55.040 In

00:31:55.420 Oklahoma

00:31:55.860 Called

00:31:56.220 Salisaw

00:31:56.940 Hey

00:31:57.920 Garrett

00:31:58.380 Thank you

00:31:59.420 For calling

00:31:59.780 My friend

00:32:00.360 And

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00:32:32.140 Oh

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00:32:33.880 When

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00:32:38.400 So

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00:32:42.060 Oh

00:32:42.780 Yeah

00:32:42.960 When

00:32:43.140 You

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00:32:44.260 You

00:32:44.380 Start

00:32:44.600 Saying

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00:32:45.040 Oxfabet

00:32:45.560 That's

00:32:46.960 What

00:32:47.060 We

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00:32:47.780 Somebody

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00:32:48.140 Too

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00:32:49.020 And

00:32:49.180 They

00:32:49.300 Start

00:32:49.540 Saying

00:32:49.820 Oh

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00:32:59.940 You

00:33:00.400 You

00:33:04.480 is

00:33:18.380 uh

00:33:19.280 Yeah, that's that alphabet, man.

00:33:45.120 That's the ox-for-bet.

00:33:46.020 If people don't too much oxycontins, bro, and they're trying to do letters.

00:33:49.280 Onward, brother.

00:33:50.060 Pharmacy sitting right next to your office makes it tough.

00:33:53.520 Anyways, they don't always want to take their meds.

00:33:56.740 Well, they can go 90 to nothing real quick.

00:34:00.160 Amen, man.

00:34:00.880 You got to hit them with that Mary Poppins.

00:34:03.380 You know, you got to hit them with that spoonful of sugar, dog.

00:34:06.040 Dang.

00:34:07.260 He went to his room, and I don't know if he was stashing this thing

00:34:13.240 or if he just done it right there and then brought it back,

00:34:17.740 but he brought a full turd, and he threw that motherfucker,

00:34:23.380 and it hit right next to me.

00:34:25.620 Woo!

00:34:28.360 Woo!

00:34:28.840 Yeah, man.

00:34:32.540 Well, look.

00:34:33.020 We used to have this fella growing up named Kyle with two Ys,

00:34:38.180 and his parents would even get a little bit.

00:34:42.420 It was Kyle.

00:34:44.480 You had to kind of ride that second syllable for a second,

00:34:49.120 but Kyle would, he could, you know, turd in his hand or do a turd

00:34:59.960 or do whatever they call it, and I think it was his.

00:35:03.900 I never saw him actually do it, but he always had one near him

00:35:07.260 or on him or whatever.

00:35:08.360 He'd throw it up in the air, bro, high as the sun.

00:35:12.620 I mean, this thing, you know, this thing knew NASA,

00:35:16.320 and he could come down and have it land right on his arm like a hulk.

00:35:21.640 Just right on his arm like a damn hulk, man, like that booty hulk.

00:35:26.220 Woo!

00:35:26.560 Woo!

00:35:26.880 Woo!

00:35:27.200 Woo!

00:35:31.380 So, you know, there's a lot of people doing everything out there,

00:35:36.720 juggling everything.

00:35:43.140 And, yeah, they say if you get hit by somebody through, you know,

00:35:45.800 somebody, you know, hum a turd at you, you get hit by it,

00:35:48.960 it's seven more weeks of winter, I think is the old saying.

00:35:51.820 But anyway, man, let's hear more.

00:35:54.540 And this thing was hard.

00:35:55.600 Like, it didn't even hit and crumble.

00:35:58.700 It didn't hit and splatter.

00:36:00.280 Okay.

00:36:01.040 Thank God it didn't splatter, but it hit and just fell straight down.

00:36:05.760 All right, well, y'all got to hydrate them boys over there.

00:36:09.420 In the words of Dustin Poirier, y'all got to stay hydrated down there.

00:36:13.920 You know, you can't be having dehydrated people also on OxyContin.

00:36:18.520 You know, just all strung out like a damn cactus, man.

00:36:21.540 So, look, keep them hydrated, buddy.

00:36:24.280 And maybe that's, you know, this dude's just trying to let you know he needs more.

00:36:29.160 He's trying to show you by example, hey, look, daddy, I'm obviously missing some moisture.

00:36:36.780 So, you might be able to help him out right there.

00:36:40.780 But thank you for the call, man, and stay safe, man, and wear a visor.

00:36:45.940 And that's the number one preventer of getting faced out by a booty piece, man.

00:36:51.520 Is that visor, baby.

00:36:55.600 But, yeah, Kyle catched that thing right on his arm.

00:37:00.280 Man, I remember he tried to get a job at the Renaissance Fair.

00:37:02.580 He went over there one time by the fairgrounds and hummed up a little, you know, just a real, just a, I mean, just hummed this little booty,

00:37:11.500 just a little damn booty rascal high up into the air and caught that thing right on his arm.

00:37:16.180 So, God, it was beautiful.

00:37:18.600 Just laying just with it, you know, no bounce, just like damn Dominic Mosciani.

00:37:24.000 Pop!

00:37:26.280 So, let's see who else listens to the pod, man.

00:37:30.020 Here we go.

00:37:31.840 What's up, Theo?

00:37:32.700 This is David from Georgia.

00:37:34.340 What's up, David?

00:37:35.760 How you doing, brother?

00:37:36.760 Thank you for calling.

00:37:37.940 You want to know who your fans were?

00:37:39.320 So, here you go, boy.

00:37:40.700 I want a trash service making them stinky back row of dollars.

00:37:43.600 Okay, you picking up garbage, baby, trash.

00:37:47.420 And, you know what they say, one man's trash is another man's trash nowadays, man.

00:37:51.740 Always listening, riding the truck, riding on the back of the truck, driving the truck, doing paperwork, dumping this trash, dumping that trash, you know, garbage stuff.

00:38:02.800 Big fan of the show, man.

00:38:04.420 Keep up the good work.

00:38:06.120 And a little P.S. to my customers out there, to all y'all throwing away them beer cans of blood rats.

00:38:10.640 You think it's safe on me.

00:38:11.600 Dang, there you go.

00:38:14.580 He said, you got to think of your local garbage man.

00:38:16.740 If you're going to put a beer or a blunt wrap out there, that's fine with him.

00:38:22.100 You know, nobody ever thinks about that.

00:38:23.840 Leave something nice for your garbage man.

00:38:26.160 Leave him a little six-pack.

00:38:28.460 You don't think he needs a damn beer?

00:38:31.520 Leave him a little something, a little Ben and Yaris out there or something.

00:38:35.280 You know, a little Haggard's, baby.

00:38:37.380 A little Friendly's ice cream.

00:38:38.620 Leave him a little pint of something special.

00:38:40.080 A little bit of Grilled Rocky Road there.

00:38:45.100 You know, we forget about that.

00:38:46.660 That we, that these boys are good people out there.

00:38:50.940 And they want, you know, we can leave him a little something, a little treat, especially around the holidays.

00:38:54.640 Think about that.

00:38:56.100 Leave your trash man something nice.

00:38:57.580 That's a good idea.

00:38:58.320 I'm going to try it this week.

00:39:00.780 I'm going to try to leave something nice out there for the garbage man.

00:39:02.960 He comes on Thursday.

00:39:03.800 So I'm going to try to leave him something nice.

00:39:07.820 What else we got here, man?

00:39:09.280 Thank you for listening, man.

00:39:11.400 I do appreciate that.

00:39:12.780 And thank you for picking up the trash.

00:39:14.600 You know, we want to get a garbage man in here.

00:39:19.980 So we want to get somebody in here who does garbage or who's done garbage.

00:39:26.900 You know, past tense.

00:39:29.580 Who else?

00:39:30.340 Here we go.

00:39:32.680 What's up, Theo?

00:39:33.740 This is David out in Aubrey, Texas.

00:39:37.580 What's up, David out there in Texas, man?

00:39:40.500 And my friend just moved to Texas, man.

00:39:43.480 No, he didn't actually.

00:39:44.380 My bad.

00:39:45.080 Onward.

00:39:45.340 You're just catching up on your podcast and you're wanting to know who all's listening.

00:39:50.320 So building superintendent out here, residential construction.

00:39:56.680 So driving around a lot.

00:39:58.340 I have a lot of time in my truck.

00:39:59.860 So get to listen to your podcast.

00:40:02.420 So you're loitering.

00:40:03.340 That's called loitering, David.

00:40:04.680 I'm going to tell you that straight up, man.

00:40:06.040 And that's fine.

00:40:07.540 You know, I appreciate loiterers, man.

00:40:09.120 I love the French.

00:40:09.920 I love anybody that, you know, staying active and driving around

00:40:14.620 and just looking at stuff.

00:40:15.720 That's called lurking as well, baby.

00:40:17.160 Let's hear more.

00:40:18.920 Just want to let you know, I've listened to every single episode of yours.

00:40:24.960 Damn.

00:40:25.460 No matter what.

00:40:29.320 Man, that's wild.

00:40:30.340 No matter what.

00:40:30.960 Listen through it all the way from the first second to the last second.

00:40:34.500 And, man, you do awesome work.

00:40:36.120 So appreciate it.

00:40:37.840 But, man, yeah, I love everything you're doing.

00:40:39.960 Thanks for just keeping us in tune with ourselves.

00:40:43.260 Love you, bro.

00:40:43.900 Gang, gang.

00:40:45.440 Gang, man.

00:40:46.280 Thanks, man.

00:40:47.220 Wow.

00:40:49.860 That's wild, man.

00:40:52.800 That's crazy, man.

00:40:53.800 Thank you so much, man.

00:40:54.960 Thanks for checking it out.

00:40:58.060 You know, I definitely had some moments this weekend where I was like,

00:41:00.540 man, I just can't believe that I get to have this job

00:41:03.200 and, you know, and just get to share what's going on with me.

00:41:12.620 And I try to share what's going on with you, too, you know, with the hotline.

00:41:19.940 And you guys do a great job of that.

00:41:22.740 And, excuse me, thank you guys for letting me be a part of this group.

00:41:33.400 You know, I mean that.

00:41:34.480 There's so many times where I, you know, I feel like I don't have nothing.

00:41:37.320 And then I'm immediately brought to the reality of the fact that, man,

00:41:41.900 you got a lot of people that care.

00:41:44.040 And you guys remind me of that constantly, man.

00:41:45.980 So thank you.

00:41:47.260 Thank you very much.

00:41:48.260 And stay safe out there, David.

00:41:52.100 Well, you're basically a peep in time.

00:41:53.400 It sounds like, man, you're driving through neighborhoods, Daddy.

00:41:56.120 Dude, I would love it if a peep in time got busted

00:41:58.280 and he was listening to this past weekend.

00:41:59.820 That would be pretty cool.

00:42:01.480 I mean, that would be next level.

00:42:03.160 All right, let's hear something else here.

00:42:04.460 One more call that came in of who listens to the podcast.

00:42:07.960 What's up, you little dust bear?

00:42:11.240 This is Colin from Cincinnati.

00:42:13.540 Gang, gang.

00:42:14.860 Gang, baby.

00:42:15.520 Thank you for calling in, Colin.

00:42:17.660 In Cincinnati, a friend of mine got beat up by a couple of urban women one time

00:42:22.400 and he was trying to hold on to some milkshakes

00:42:24.140 and they kept beating him and he kept spilling a little bit each time they beat him down.

00:42:29.240 My friend Gary.

00:42:30.020 Onward.

00:42:31.500 I'm a janitor at a middle school, man.

00:42:33.820 I tell you what, I'll be walking around here

00:42:35.700 and cleaning up his little snotty-ass rags

00:42:38.100 and all these little tangy wrappers and whatnot.

00:42:42.620 Oh, yeah, man.

00:42:43.580 Little detention thoughts.

00:42:45.040 All them little children.

00:42:47.680 You know, you out there goodwill hunting, man.

00:42:52.700 And I'm glad you're not a pedophile, Bron.

00:42:54.640 I'm glad that you're just doing the work out there

00:42:58.560 and getting it done.

00:43:01.620 Yeah, man, these little kids.

00:43:02.800 I saw some kid this weekend.

00:43:04.000 And he said, oh, he said, if I, if I, he goes,

00:43:07.460 if you die, can I have all your YouTube subscribers?

00:43:09.880 I said, damn, bro.

00:43:13.920 They savages, man.

00:43:16.660 They're savages without the tribe, a lot of these children, man.

00:43:21.300 But I'm blessed that you listen, man.

00:43:22.860 Thank you for, thank you for, for checking it out.

00:43:24.960 What else we got?

00:43:28.460 I'm sorry to just be going through calls this week,

00:43:30.360 but it's just kind of where I've been.

00:43:31.740 And, um, and, uh, I just wanted to make sure that I kept,

00:43:38.620 I was going to wait till later in the week to do an episode,

00:43:40.540 but I say, you know, I, I just got to show up.

00:43:42.840 I got to be there and get this episode out for this week

00:43:45.440 and in the beginning of the week.

00:43:47.440 And there's a lot of people who are going to be watching the election

00:43:50.540 and, and, you know, it's, yeah, I mean, it's, look,

00:43:54.720 I know some people, it's a really serious thing

00:43:56.720 and I respect that.

00:43:57.720 Um, you know, uh, it's just tough right now.

00:44:07.160 I'm personally at a space where I just don't,

00:44:10.240 I don't like the way they have us all fighting against each other.

00:44:15.700 You know, when you look at the different news sites

00:44:18.100 and it's the only thing.

00:44:22.620 And of course the polls, they say it's close

00:44:24.560 because they don't, that's, that's how they keep us coming back.

00:44:27.720 Um, you know, and I think just in a bigger space,

00:44:30.880 I'm just worried about how addicted we are to the information

00:44:33.480 and to the, you know, to that next thing, um, to that next hit.

00:44:41.340 And, uh, they've just had us fighting a lot.

00:44:45.360 You know, I talk about it sometimes, they've just had us fight.

00:44:49.820 And I don't want to not like people

00:44:52.100 because of their political views.

00:44:54.000 Um, you know, I don't want to not like people

00:44:57.720 you know, I don't want that.

00:44:59.420 I don't want to not like people

00:45:00.840 because of what they think politically.

00:45:03.100 I might not agree with them,

00:45:04.300 but I, for years of my life,

00:45:05.560 I haven't agreed with people with their beliefs.

00:45:08.200 I used to, it used to not even be that big of a deal.

00:45:10.760 In Los Angeles, it's a bigger deal.

00:45:13.480 Out here in the central East,

00:45:14.820 it's not as big as,

00:45:15.720 most people are just kind of living their lives.

00:45:17.260 They're going to vote.

00:45:18.420 Somebody will win, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:19.960 But it's definitely become a more marketable thing

00:45:26.640 over this past four years.

00:45:31.040 I think.

00:45:32.620 And also, this is just my perception.

00:45:34.140 I could be totally wrong.

00:45:35.540 Um, but I don't want to not love or care about people

00:45:39.380 because of their, our views might be different.

00:45:41.800 You know, if they say something,

00:45:46.260 I don't have to chime in with my side.

00:45:49.520 It's hard to do, though.

00:45:50.620 That shit is hard to do.

00:45:54.000 All right, let's take another call right here.

00:46:00.660 Hey, what up, Daddy?

00:46:01.660 Uh, this is Reddick from Lugolf, South Carolina.

00:46:05.560 What's up, Reddick?

00:46:07.120 And you name after J.J. Reddick,

00:46:08.940 one of my favorite players,

00:46:09.940 and he plays for the, uh, New Orleans Hornets.

00:46:13.300 And he's that three-point shooter, Daddy.

00:46:15.880 He's that Chris Kyle, baby.

00:46:17.280 He's gunning from deep.

00:46:21.620 Man, they usually,

00:46:22.880 they should have a ladder right next to him

00:46:24.300 because that dude is the,

00:46:25.500 shooting from the deep end.

00:46:27.380 Do you feel me?

00:46:28.140 Gang.

00:46:28.880 Oh, so I got a situation,

00:46:31.440 uh, there's this girl I love.

00:46:33.360 I've been,

00:46:33.580 I've been dating her for six years

00:46:36.220 and I was thinking about asking her to,

00:46:38.440 I'm asking her to marry me, dude.

00:46:41.440 Wow, man.

00:46:44.180 You think about getting that marriage going, huh?

00:46:49.720 Oh, okay, man.

00:46:51.640 Okay, you that crazy cat.

00:46:53.280 And, uh, but I'm scared to,

00:46:55.540 to ask her dad for her hand.

00:46:58.620 And, uh,

00:46:59.580 I'm just wondering what I should do.

00:47:00.900 Should I take him out to dinner to ask,

00:47:03.480 or should I ask him to step off to the side?

00:47:06.720 Be like, hey, can I,

00:47:08.040 can I marry your daughter?

00:47:09.220 Or, like, any suggestions, dude?

00:47:12.020 Um, yeah, I appreciate it.

00:47:13.960 Man, that's a tough one.

00:47:17.360 I, I, I would,

00:47:18.480 I would not take him to dinner.

00:47:21.700 Cause you get there,

00:47:22.680 what if y'all having a little side salad?

00:47:24.600 You ask him,

00:47:25.360 he says no.

00:47:27.360 And then you gotta finish a whole fish dish

00:47:29.700 in front of the dude.

00:47:31.820 You trying to down some grouper

00:47:33.360 knowing that dude hates you.

00:47:36.380 That's gonna be a,

00:47:37.880 that's,

00:47:39.320 that's gonna be a slow swallow, brother.

00:47:41.940 And then what if he orders dessert?

00:47:47.460 That dude already hates you

00:47:48.360 and now he's ordering dessert?

00:47:50.220 You're like, damn.

00:47:53.360 I mean, you could frickin',

00:47:54.940 you could, uh,

00:47:58.080 you could torch the top of that creme brulee

00:47:59.880 with your stare, I bet, at that point.

00:48:04.040 Yeah, I would just take him aside, man,

00:48:05.900 or I'd go meet him one-on-one.

00:48:07.120 I wouldn't do a phone call.

00:48:09.200 I wouldn't text him either.

00:48:10.600 That's shady, bro.

00:48:11.940 I would take him off side to side,

00:48:15.840 you know, just meet him somewhere

00:48:16.880 for a few minutes.

00:48:17.900 And don't meet him somewhere

00:48:18.940 kind of nice if you can.

00:48:20.880 You know, or somewhere

00:48:21.620 where you can both get away quick.

00:48:23.040 A rest area or, uh,

00:48:25.900 you know, like, uh,

00:48:29.640 maybe a Pete's Coffeehouse

00:48:31.420 or Don, um,

00:48:33.020 I don't know if you've been

00:48:33.520 to Donnie's Coffee.

00:48:35.480 I don't know if it's a chain or not.

00:48:37.100 Donnie's Coffee,

00:48:37.740 they got like this big mule

00:48:38.780 kind of thing outside.

00:48:40.820 But, anyway.

00:48:42.860 But, dang, man,

00:48:43.780 that's cool, bro.

00:48:44.780 You going the old-fashioned route.

00:48:47.180 Asking the dad,

00:48:48.400 gonna get the blessing.

00:48:50.660 It's a beautiful time of year.

00:48:52.160 The holidays are coming up.

00:48:53.720 You know,

00:48:55.680 one thing that's beautiful to see

00:48:56.960 is people thinking about,

00:48:58.020 you know,

00:48:58.740 the news just saying,

00:49:00.060 oh, the election, the election.

00:49:01.080 People are thinking about other stuff.

00:49:04.280 People are living their lives.

00:49:07.640 That's what,

00:49:08.160 that's what we gotta keep doing.

00:49:11.040 That's what they don't want.

00:49:13.300 They don't want us

00:49:14.220 to keep having our own free will.

00:49:17.580 I believe that, baby.

00:49:20.020 All right, let's get into

00:49:20.860 another voicemail here.

00:49:22.140 Here we go.

00:49:23.720 What's up, man?

00:49:25.840 I'm watching an episode last week

00:49:29.020 and you're wondering

00:49:29.780 who's out there listening.

00:49:33.320 So, you know,

00:49:35.200 I'm a business owner

00:49:37.580 and a good father,

00:49:39.280 but I also live in my sister's basement

00:49:42.160 on an air mattress

00:49:43.140 and I'm an ex-convict.

00:49:46.180 Amen, bro.

00:49:48.340 Always wanted to be an ex-con, bro.

00:49:50.380 Honestly.

00:49:52.580 Thank you for calling.

00:49:53.720 Onward.

00:49:54.780 I'm looking around this,

00:49:55.940 this playroom that I live in

00:49:57.720 and thinking about the days

00:49:59.960 when I was an ex-convict

00:50:01.420 and wishing,

00:50:02.840 you know,

00:50:03.380 maybe that I would have

00:50:04.180 snuck in an iPod

00:50:05.400 and been able to listen

00:50:06.620 to this past weekend.

00:50:08.220 It would have,

00:50:08.680 would have made my time quicker

00:50:10.380 because, you know,

00:50:11.460 now that I'm down here

00:50:13.520 and staring at all my snacks

00:50:15.120 and my mini fridge

00:50:16.260 and my bachelor pad here,

00:50:20.620 you know,

00:50:20.900 I just want to say

00:50:21.620 I'm grateful for

00:50:22.820 a little bit of entertainment

00:50:24.120 from you

00:50:24.760 on a Sunday morning

00:50:27.120 while I think about

00:50:29.280 well, I,

00:50:35.940 it's rough.

00:50:39.500 Well, I think about,

00:50:41.960 you know,

00:50:42.860 not being with my daughter

00:50:44.060 and my family anymore.

00:50:45.620 but if I get off the phone,

00:50:50.140 I can keep listening

00:50:51.300 to the episode

00:50:51.960 and shake out

00:50:53.100 some of this,

00:50:53.660 this bad energy.

00:50:57.200 So,

00:50:57.480 thanks, man.

00:50:59.360 I appreciate,

00:51:00.040 you know,

00:51:00.420 what you do.

00:51:02.680 Gang, bruh.

00:51:07.300 Gang, gang.

00:51:08.580 Thanks for calling, man.

00:51:13.320 Yeah,

00:51:13.760 and I wouldn't call that

00:51:14.480 bad energy, man.

00:51:15.380 I appreciate you sharing

00:51:16.260 kind of what's going on.

00:51:20.540 You know,

00:51:21.080 I think a lot of us,

00:51:21.940 when you share that,

00:51:22.640 we can relate to being somewhere

00:51:23.920 and missing someone

00:51:24.820 that we love

00:51:25.600 or not being able

00:51:26.820 to be a part of a system

00:51:28.140 of love

00:51:30.060 that we're not,

00:51:31.000 you know,

00:51:33.020 directly connected with

00:51:34.240 anymore at the moment.

00:51:37.940 But it sounds like

00:51:41.900 a couple of things to me,

00:51:42.900 you know,

00:51:43.460 and I know you're not asking

00:51:44.240 for any of my suggestions

00:51:45.220 or anything, man.

00:51:49.120 So, yeah,

00:51:49.660 I guess I won't really

00:51:50.340 share anything like that,

00:51:51.140 but, you know,

00:51:52.400 just thanks for sharing, man.

00:51:56.500 And I believe that God

00:51:57.640 has, you know,

00:51:58.200 powerful things

00:51:58.960 in store for you

00:51:59.960 and powerful feelings

00:52:00.920 and powerful connections

00:52:02.020 with your own family

00:52:03.780 and who knows,

00:52:06.520 with who knows

00:52:07.300 with how many others,

00:52:08.180 you know.

00:52:13.500 But I think we can all

00:52:14.580 relate to that feeling

00:52:15.520 that there's somebody

00:52:16.200 out there right now

00:52:17.240 and they,

00:52:18.440 you know,

00:52:18.820 you wish you could be

00:52:19.600 with them

00:52:20.040 if times were different

00:52:23.380 or if circumstances

00:52:24.300 were different

00:52:25.000 or if things

00:52:27.260 hadn't played out

00:52:27.940 the way that they could,

00:52:29.000 that they did.

00:52:29.720 and I don't think

00:52:37.460 it sounds,

00:52:38.420 you know,

00:52:40.220 weak,

00:52:41.300 you saying that.

00:52:42.140 I just think it sounds

00:52:43.040 like you're grateful

00:52:44.140 for where you're at

00:52:45.100 and it really sounds

00:52:50.900 like you're really

00:52:51.380 grateful for

00:52:52.220 those people

00:52:54.800 that you're,

00:52:55.460 you know,

00:52:55.780 your daughter

00:52:56.200 or whatever

00:52:56.540 that you're not allowed

00:52:57.120 to be or that you're

00:52:57.780 not able to be

00:52:58.540 around right now

00:52:59.240 and I don't know

00:52:59.940 aloud,

00:53:00.320 I shouldn't have

00:53:00.640 said that,

00:53:01.080 but that you're

00:53:02.020 not able to be

00:53:02.660 around

00:53:03.020 because I'll tell

00:53:05.140 you this,

00:53:05.580 people,

00:53:05.900 you know,

00:53:06.100 you wouldn't have

00:53:07.480 any feelings

00:53:07.900 about it

00:53:08.340 if you didn't

00:53:08.760 care.

00:53:12.060 You know,

00:53:12.480 and I think God

00:53:13.020 can feel us

00:53:13.560 caring,

00:53:14.040 you know.

00:53:14.300 so just keep

00:53:20.820 keeping on,

00:53:21.560 man.

00:53:24.720 You know,

00:53:25.180 you can do it,

00:53:25.840 bro.

00:53:26.740 I really believe

00:53:27.600 that you can do it

00:53:28.400 and it sounds

00:53:29.900 like you are

00:53:30.500 and I think

00:53:32.640 that the gifts,

00:53:33.300 man,

00:53:33.400 I can just tell

00:53:34.040 when I hear your

00:53:34.520 voice that the

00:53:35.040 gifts are just,

00:53:36.680 you know,

00:53:37.840 it's all gonna be

00:53:39.140 there.

00:53:40.760 It's just probably

00:53:41.460 gonna take a little

00:53:42.120 while.

00:53:44.300 and I know

00:53:46.520 I don't know

00:53:47.000 that,

00:53:47.260 I'm just saying

00:53:47.760 that,

00:53:48.140 but yeah,

00:53:51.400 just thank you

00:53:51.900 for sharing,

00:53:52.440 man,

00:53:52.560 because I think

00:53:52.940 that just puts

00:53:53.480 everything into

00:53:53.980 perspective for a

00:53:54.800 lot of us.

00:53:59.140 Yeah,

00:53:59.540 we're all gonna

00:53:59.960 vote for some

00:54:00.680 rich,

00:54:01.560 you know,

00:54:02.320 egomaniac

00:54:03.400 in the next

00:54:05.660 24 hours,

00:54:06.700 but the real

00:54:09.920 votes are

00:54:12.160 what do we do

00:54:12.720 with our time,

00:54:13.480 what do we do

00:54:13.920 with our love,

00:54:14.700 what do we do

00:54:15.180 with our,

00:54:16.560 with our

00:54:20.300 emotions,

00:54:20.960 you know,

00:54:22.320 do I vote

00:54:23.180 to invest

00:54:23.920 those into

00:54:24.400 people that

00:54:24.880 I care about,

00:54:25.520 do I vote

00:54:25.980 to,

00:54:26.400 to do

00:54:31.340 something nice

00:54:31.980 for somebody,

00:54:33.380 you know,

00:54:34.620 do I vote

00:54:39.360 to call a

00:54:39.960 hotline and

00:54:40.560 just let the

00:54:41.460 world know

00:54:41.880 that I love

00:54:42.340 my daughter.

00:54:47.800 You know,

00:54:48.400 when I think,

00:54:49.040 man,

00:54:49.220 I would love

00:54:49.600 it if I had

00:54:50.020 an audio

00:54:50.420 recording of

00:54:51.040 one of my

00:54:51.400 parents from

00:54:51.800 when I was

00:54:52.180 young,

00:54:53.220 just letting,

00:54:54.980 just a voicemail

00:54:56.000 recording of

00:54:56.560 them just saying,

00:54:57.280 you know,

00:54:57.480 just letting it be

00:54:58.160 known that they

00:54:58.700 love me,

00:55:00.240 you know,

00:55:01.140 so anyway,

00:55:05.080 man,

00:55:05.300 I'm not trying

00:55:05.680 to harp on

00:55:06.080 your call,

00:55:06.520 but I just

00:55:06.820 wanted to say

00:55:07.200 thanks for

00:55:07.620 sharing that,

00:55:08.300 bro.

00:55:09.820 And ex-convict

00:55:10.820 is fucking

00:55:11.200 pretty gangster,

00:55:12.020 dog.

00:55:13.060 You know,

00:55:13.580 that's pretty

00:55:13.920 freaking G.

00:55:15.500 And if

00:55:16.000 Trump wins,

00:55:16.560 dude,

00:55:16.700 you'll be able

00:55:17.860 to work

00:55:18.260 forever,

00:55:18.860 dog,

00:55:19.140 you know.

00:55:19.620 If anybody

00:55:22.200 wins,

00:55:22.640 all these

00:55:23.060 people are

00:55:23.500 ex-convicts,

00:55:24.440 man.

00:55:25.940 It's a dirty

00:55:26.760 world out

00:55:27.380 there,

00:55:27.740 man.

00:55:29.280 It's a dirty

00:55:30.060 world,

00:55:30.440 man,

00:55:30.560 and we got

00:55:30.940 each other.

00:55:32.280 We got it

00:55:33.040 all,

00:55:33.360 man.

00:55:33.760 We got life,

00:55:34.620 bro,

00:55:35.620 and we got

00:55:36.160 each other,

00:55:36.700 man,

00:55:37.020 and I'm

00:55:38.440 thankful for

00:55:38.920 that.

00:55:39.980 So,

00:55:41.420 what else,

00:55:42.980 man?

00:55:43.260 I don't know,

00:55:49.420 man.

00:55:51.640 What do you,

00:55:52.800 you like

00:55:53.240 indoors or

00:55:53.940 outdoors,

00:55:54.580 Riley Mao?

00:55:56.060 I prefer

00:55:56.860 the outdoors.

00:55:58.460 Yeah,

00:55:58.760 why is that?

00:56:00.500 I don't know,

00:56:01.220 there's just

00:56:01.540 something special

00:56:02.180 about living

00:56:02.680 outdoors.

00:56:03.340 Like,

00:56:04.060 I was in

00:56:04.600 scouts,

00:56:05.180 obviously,

00:56:05.720 and I've

00:56:07.180 always loved

00:56:07.820 camping.

00:56:09.780 And when

00:56:10.600 you,

00:56:12.160 but once you

00:56:12.780 go outdoors,

00:56:13.340 you build a

00:56:13.720 tent,

00:56:14.040 right?

00:56:14.180 You go right

00:56:14.560 back indoors,

00:56:15.480 kind of.

00:56:16.460 Kind of,

00:56:17.080 yes.

00:56:17.840 However,

00:56:18.600 sometimes when

00:56:19.380 I camp,

00:56:21.420 I sometimes

00:56:21.920 don't even

00:56:22.300 bring a tent,

00:56:23.020 sleep under

00:56:23.380 the stars.

00:56:24.340 Oh,

00:56:24.700 okay,

00:56:25.280 dang.

00:56:28.840 What's been

00:56:29.360 up,

00:56:29.620 man?

00:56:29.740 How was

00:56:30.020 the Halloween

00:56:31.080 weekend?

00:56:32.460 Oh,

00:56:32.740 man,

00:56:33.120 it was

00:56:33.640 fantastic,

00:56:34.520 I gotta say.

00:56:35.820 Oh,

00:56:36.060 wow.

00:56:36.400 Did you

00:56:37.060 dress up?

00:56:37.620 What happened?

00:56:38.420 No,

00:56:38.780 I didn't

00:56:39.060 dress up.

00:56:39.740 I just

00:56:40.020 hung out

00:56:40.300 with a few

00:56:40.640 friends at

00:56:41.760 their apartment.

00:56:44.120 I just hung

00:56:44.440 out at night.

00:56:46.280 Damn,

00:56:46.720 bro,

00:56:46.840 that sounds

00:56:47.240 kind of

00:56:47.780 Moulin Rouge

00:56:52.620 a little bit.

00:56:53.060 You hung

00:56:53.300 out at

00:56:53.580 night.

00:56:53.860 Who was

00:56:54.120 his group?

00:56:54.580 Was it

00:56:54.780 just?

00:56:56.300 So,

00:56:56.800 yeah,

00:56:57.040 so it

00:56:57.200 was a

00:56:57.680 friend of

00:56:58.000 mine

00:56:58.300 and his

00:57:00.400 girlfriend

00:57:00.720 and then

00:57:01.600 his

00:57:02.100 girlfriend's

00:57:02.880 friend from

00:57:04.020 back at

00:57:04.360 home in

00:57:04.620 Memphis.

00:57:06.260 Oh,

00:57:06.680 dang.

00:57:07.160 So was

00:57:07.400 it a

00:57:08.520 quatuplet or

00:57:09.440 whatever?

00:57:09.860 Four of

00:57:10.200 you?

00:57:10.540 Yeah.

00:57:11.300 Okay,

00:57:11.740 nice,

00:57:12.080 man.

00:57:12.880 And what

00:57:13.860 did you

00:57:14.000 guys get

00:57:14.300 into?

00:57:14.540 Anything

00:57:14.660 fun?

00:57:15.700 We did

00:57:16.280 a few

00:57:16.460 drinking

00:57:16.760 games.

00:57:17.640 Everyone

00:57:17.860 tried to

00:57:18.220 get me

00:57:18.460 drunk and

00:57:18.820 it was

00:57:19.000 great.

00:57:20.580 And what's

00:57:21.020 your preferred

00:57:21.720 drink of

00:57:22.220 choice?

00:57:23.300 Man,

00:57:23.820 there's

00:57:24.000 something

00:57:24.160 called a

00:57:24.640 Schofferhofer,

00:57:25.600 which is

00:57:26.660 a German

00:57:28.140 drink.

00:57:28.720 They have

00:57:29.440 all these

00:57:29.880 different

00:57:30.120 flavors.

00:57:30.500 My favorite

00:57:30.860 is the

00:57:31.380 grapefruit

00:57:31.980 because my

00:57:34.640 buddy back

00:57:35.560 at home,

00:57:36.080 Andrew,

00:57:36.680 he's German

00:57:37.500 and he

00:57:38.020 actually gave

00:57:39.080 me that as

00:57:39.620 my first

00:57:40.000 drink to

00:57:40.800 have and

00:57:41.220 that's my

00:57:41.560 favorite

00:57:41.860 all-time

00:57:42.180 drink.

00:57:42.840 Damn,

00:57:43.360 favorite

00:57:43.600 all-time

00:57:44.520 baby.

00:57:47.380 Nice,

00:57:47.960 man.

00:57:48.480 What else

00:57:49.060 has been

00:57:49.260 going on?

00:57:49.680 Anything

00:57:49.820 else?

00:57:52.440 I mean,

00:57:53.220 I had

00:57:53.760 my,

00:57:55.100 I had

00:57:56.280 a first,

00:57:58.060 a lot

00:57:58.320 of firsts,

00:57:58.980 I should

00:57:59.220 say.

00:57:59.860 Really?

00:58:00.520 Mm-hmm.

00:58:01.200 Like,

00:58:01.460 what do

00:58:01.620 you mean?

00:58:02.120 Like a,

00:58:04.260 like a,

00:58:05.120 try to

00:58:05.360 guess.

00:58:06.260 Okay.

00:58:07.480 Um,

00:58:08.880 well,

00:58:09.600 you said

00:58:09.880 you'd had

00:58:10.140 a drink

00:58:10.520 before,

00:58:11.080 so I'm

00:58:11.380 guessing

00:58:11.600 it's not

00:58:11.940 your first

00:58:12.300 drink.

00:58:13.080 Nope.

00:58:13.480 let me

00:58:14.660 think,

00:58:14.980 your first,

00:58:15.720 um,

00:58:17.560 doing fireworks

00:58:18.980 or something?

00:58:20.060 Nope,

00:58:20.580 I've always,

00:58:21.020 I've always

00:58:21.460 done fireworks

00:58:21.980 on 4th of

00:58:22.460 July.

00:58:22.860 Amen,

00:58:23.380 bro.

00:58:23.680 Not that.

00:58:24.240 Um,

00:58:25.120 your first,

00:58:28.940 you,

00:58:29.140 and you

00:58:29.340 don't do

00:58:29.660 drugs,

00:58:30.080 right?

00:58:30.420 I don't.

00:58:32.520 Huh.

00:58:35.580 What

00:58:36.020 happened?

00:58:37.700 Um,

00:58:38.360 let's just

00:58:38.820 say I had,

00:58:39.660 I had a

00:58:40.140 first,

00:58:40.640 uh,

00:58:40.920 interaction

00:58:42.020 with the

00:58:42.380 lady.

00:58:44.440 What,

00:58:44.960 bro?

00:58:45.660 You mean

00:58:46.200 like a,

00:58:46.720 like,

00:58:46.860 what do

00:58:47.000 you mean?

00:58:47.260 Like first,

00:58:49.360 like,

00:58:49.780 are we

00:58:49.940 talking sex,

00:58:50.860 I guess?

00:58:51.240 Are we

00:58:51.440 talking?

00:58:52.140 Okay.

00:58:52.820 No,

00:58:53.160 no,

00:58:53.340 no.

00:58:53.480 Okay.

00:58:53.780 Sorry.

00:58:54.100 And maybe I was

00:58:54.500 jumping to the

00:58:54.900 conclusions there.

00:58:56.080 And that was,

00:58:56.660 I'm obviously a

00:58:57.920 tramp,

00:58:58.500 but,

00:58:58.820 um,

00:58:59.180 no,

00:58:59.380 you're good.

00:59:00.080 Uh,

00:59:00.620 what?

00:59:00.960 So first

00:59:01.760 kiss maybe?

00:59:04.860 Yep.

00:59:05.380 Bingo.

00:59:06.040 No way.

00:59:07.580 Yeah,

00:59:07.840 it was,

00:59:08.420 it was great.

00:59:09.020 It was a good

00:59:09.320 time.

00:59:10.060 No way.

00:59:12.340 And so what

00:59:13.200 happened?

00:59:13.600 Take me through

00:59:14.040 some of that.

00:59:14.620 You got this.

00:59:15.280 So this is what

00:59:16.200 the,

00:59:16.440 the,

00:59:16.740 your buddy's

00:59:17.380 girlfriend's

00:59:17.900 friend.

00:59:19.560 Buddy's

00:59:19.960 girlfriend's

00:59:20.360 friend.

00:59:20.520 Yes.

00:59:21.280 Um,

00:59:21.760 yeah.

00:59:22.060 So she is

00:59:23.180 from the

00:59:23.660 west,

00:59:24.240 west side of

00:59:24.840 Tennessee and

00:59:25.900 she came by and

00:59:27.140 so we were just

00:59:27.840 hanging out and

00:59:28.380 it was great.

00:59:29.660 And when you

00:59:30.160 saw her at

00:59:30.600 first,

00:59:30.900 you know,

00:59:31.220 there was any

00:59:31.660 interest or no,

00:59:32.740 no,

00:59:33.040 I,

00:59:33.240 I didn't think of

00:59:33.940 anything at all.

00:59:35.200 Uh,

00:59:35.600 that was the weird

00:59:36.040 part.

00:59:36.360 And so,

00:59:36.600 I mean,

00:59:37.040 actually that was

00:59:37.800 the normal part

00:59:38.400 for me.

00:59:38.940 Of course.

00:59:39.220 And I was like,

00:59:39.920 okay,

00:59:40.200 you know,

00:59:40.560 you know,

00:59:40.800 she's friends,

00:59:41.240 you know,

00:59:41.400 whatever.

00:59:41.640 So we were

00:59:42.140 hanging out,

00:59:42.600 having a good

00:59:42.980 time.

00:59:43.580 And there were

00:59:44.080 some times where

00:59:45.220 like,

00:59:46.440 so let me skip

00:59:47.500 forward a little.

00:59:48.100 My,

00:59:48.600 uh,

00:59:49.100 my buddy Joe,

00:59:49.920 he texted me

00:59:51.840 because we were

00:59:52.560 all sitting next

00:59:53.100 to each other.

00:59:53.440 So he texted me

00:59:54.040 and was like,

00:59:54.340 Hey dude,

00:59:54.780 look at the signs.

00:59:56.180 Um,

00:59:56.340 and he was like,

00:59:57.260 yeah,

00:59:57.480 dude,

00:59:57.740 that's all I'm

00:59:58.300 going to say.

00:59:58.860 And I was like,

00:59:59.500 Hmm.

00:59:59.860 So I've been

01:00:00.380 thinking past,

01:00:02.060 like that was

01:00:03.020 later that night.

01:00:03.660 So I was thinking

01:00:04.220 all the other

01:00:05.220 like hours in the

01:00:06.900 night and I was

01:00:07.980 like,

01:00:08.420 Hmm,

01:00:08.820 that totally makes

01:00:09.780 sense.

01:00:10.180 So I was like,

01:00:10.700 okay.

01:00:11.240 Oh,

01:00:11.540 it all came in.

01:00:12.240 It all made sense

01:00:12.860 at that point.

01:00:13.720 Right.

01:00:14.140 That juncture.

01:00:15.040 Right.

01:00:15.480 Called a juncture.

01:00:16.760 And yeah,

01:00:17.440 so we ended up

01:00:19.020 watching nightmare

01:00:19.520 before Christmas

01:00:20.240 and I,

01:00:20.920 I was,

01:00:21.540 I was kind of

01:00:22.340 drunk.

01:00:22.640 I was like,

01:00:22.960 not feeling great.

01:00:24.480 And so she was

01:00:25.680 like,

01:00:25.860 yeah,

01:00:26.100 do you want to

01:00:26.720 sit on the couch?

01:00:27.400 I was like,

01:00:27.740 yeah,

01:00:28.060 that would probably

01:00:28.500 be great.

01:00:28.900 So she took my

01:00:29.460 hand.

01:00:29.940 So she took the

01:00:30.640 lead.

01:00:31.020 It sounds like

01:00:31.680 she did.

01:00:32.240 But the thing is

01:00:33.000 when she took my

01:00:33.760 hand,

01:00:34.600 she didn't take it,

01:00:35.400 you know,

01:00:35.580 like,

01:00:35.900 you know,

01:00:36.080 just holding on to

01:00:36.940 me or whatever,

01:00:37.540 grab my arm or

01:00:38.200 whatever.

01:00:38.920 No,

01:00:39.320 she literally did

01:00:40.300 the full on like

01:00:41.600 closed hand.

01:00:43.200 You probably can't

01:00:43.800 see it because of

01:00:44.440 the monitor,

01:00:45.660 but I can't see it.

01:00:46.540 It's that guy.

01:00:48.220 Oh,

01:00:48.740 wow.

01:00:49.380 The full closed

01:00:50.020 hand thing

01:00:50.620 and interlocking

01:00:51.360 fingers.

01:00:51.820 And I was like,

01:00:53.580 Hmm,

01:00:54.080 okay.

01:00:55.960 I can roll with

01:00:56.860 this.

01:00:58.120 So then you guys

01:00:59.000 are sitting on the

01:00:59.560 couch.

01:00:59.940 So yeah,

01:01:00.560 we were sitting

01:01:00.920 on the couch

01:01:01.460 and it was all

01:01:02.480 four of us.

01:01:02.960 We were watching

01:01:03.280 Nightmare Before

01:01:03.800 Christmas.

01:01:05.220 And were you

01:01:05.600 nervous?

01:01:07.160 Um,

01:01:07.800 well,

01:01:08.160 at that point

01:01:08.720 I was like,

01:01:09.140 okay,

01:01:09.440 you know,

01:01:09.660 this is,

01:01:10.300 this is fine.

01:01:10.700 I didn't think

01:01:11.180 anything about

01:01:11.780 like,

01:01:12.160 you know,

01:01:12.460 first kiss

01:01:12.860 or anything

01:01:13.360 like that.

01:01:13.960 So I was

01:01:14.340 like,

01:01:14.900 okay,

01:01:15.380 you know,

01:01:15.620 I was totally

01:01:16.280 fine.

01:01:16.620 Like,

01:01:16.780 you know,

01:01:17.020 she,

01:01:17.480 she was comforting

01:01:18.060 me.

01:01:18.400 It was great.

01:01:19.240 She was cuddling

01:01:19.800 with me slowly

01:01:20.640 more and more.

01:01:21.740 And I was like,

01:01:22.400 Hmm,

01:01:22.740 okay,

01:01:22.960 I'm liking this.

01:01:23.880 Dang,

01:01:24.460 boy.

01:01:25.300 And so then

01:01:26.280 erect,

01:01:27.020 bro.

01:01:27.840 So then my,

01:01:29.260 um,

01:01:30.500 uh,

01:01:31.640 my,

01:01:32.040 uh,

01:01:32.160 my friend Joe

01:01:33.480 and his girlfriend,

01:01:34.520 they went down

01:01:35.280 to pick up some

01:01:35.880 cookout from one

01:01:37.180 of my friends

01:01:37.720 that brought it

01:01:38.680 for us.

01:01:39.320 Now that's always

01:01:40.240 the moment,

01:01:40.920 bro.

01:01:41.080 When,

01:01:41.400 when the other

01:01:41.940 couple leaves

01:01:42.840 the room,

01:01:43.660 suddenly the

01:01:45.740 heat is on.

01:01:47.240 Right.

01:01:48.260 He took his

01:01:48.900 girl with him.

01:01:49.420 Yeah.

01:01:49.580 He took his

01:01:50.060 girl with him

01:01:50.560 and I knew

01:01:51.460 what he was

01:01:51.860 getting at.

01:01:52.420 Of course,

01:01:52.960 man,

01:01:53.220 that's bro

01:01:53.700 shit,

01:01:54.440 bro.

01:01:54.980 So then after

01:01:55.840 they left,

01:01:56.420 we were talking

01:01:56.980 a little bit

01:01:57.700 and then,

01:01:58.720 yeah,

01:01:58.900 we just,

01:02:00.200 yeah,

01:02:00.440 she,

01:02:00.580 she made the

01:02:01.040 first move

01:02:01.460 and it was

01:02:01.940 great.

01:02:02.440 Yeah.

01:02:03.180 A lot of

01:02:04.220 firsts for me,

01:02:04.820 I gotta say,

01:02:05.460 cause that's also

01:02:06.240 a first,

01:02:06.800 her making the

01:02:07.300 first move.

01:02:08.300 Wow.

01:02:09.700 And so how

01:02:10.580 long did it

01:02:11.140 last?

01:02:13.260 Quite some

01:02:13.880 time.

01:02:14.520 I gotta say.

01:02:15.380 Yeah.

01:02:16.780 Huh?

01:02:17.680 The Jess Lockwood

01:02:19.100 ellipse over here.

01:02:20.760 Dang,

01:02:21.360 bro.

01:02:21.720 And so was

01:02:22.720 there any like

01:02:23.580 was it,

01:02:24.840 did you guys

01:02:25.340 just kiss for a while

01:02:26.100 and then separate?

01:02:26.840 Was there like a

01:02:27.380 snuggle at night

01:02:28.440 or what was the deal?

01:02:29.400 It was a snuggle.

01:02:30.180 It was a nice snuggle.

01:02:31.160 I gotta say.

01:02:32.120 Were you pretty drunk?

01:02:33.980 At that time,

01:02:34.820 no,

01:02:35.000 I wasn't.

01:02:35.820 And did you get drunker?

01:02:36.920 We both weren't.

01:02:37.540 No.

01:02:38.080 Okay.

01:02:38.460 No.

01:02:39.340 So I know for a fact

01:02:40.480 it was definitely real.

01:02:42.220 It was definitely something,

01:02:43.320 not just drunkenness.

01:02:45.200 So did you get her number

01:02:46.080 or what's the deal,

01:02:46.900 man?

01:02:47.180 I have her number,

01:02:47.880 I have her Instagram,

01:02:48.560 Snapchat,

01:02:48.880 all of that.

01:02:50.920 You have mail.

01:02:53.840 And yeah,

01:02:55.100 it was,

01:02:55.860 it was a lot of fun.

01:02:57.000 So she's back at home,

01:02:57.920 but I've been texting her

01:02:58.900 back and forth.

01:02:59.880 Wow.

01:03:01.320 You think there's something up maybe?

01:03:03.240 Possibly.

01:03:03.880 Yeah.

01:03:04.200 Yeah.

01:03:04.380 We were talking about it,

01:03:05.460 maybe,

01:03:06.100 but she's coming back.

01:03:07.740 Yeah,

01:03:08.060 she is.

01:03:08.800 Oh yeah.

01:03:09.640 She comes back to Nashville

01:03:11.400 about once a month,

01:03:12.320 I found out.

01:03:14.240 It's suddenly,

01:03:14.960 how suddenly they come back

01:03:16.200 once a month,

01:03:16.980 you know?

01:03:17.240 Right.

01:03:17.520 It's just the old,

01:03:19.180 it's the way it is,

01:03:20.260 man.

01:03:20.460 Exactly.

01:03:20.900 Wow.

01:03:22.060 Riley Mao,

01:03:22.880 you're growing up,

01:03:23.640 brother.

01:03:23.940 First kiss ever,

01:03:24.880 huh?

01:03:25.240 Yeah.

01:03:26.000 Yeah.

01:03:26.420 I was pretty excited.

01:03:27.640 It was a great time.

01:03:29.440 Dude,

01:03:29.840 that's awesome,

01:03:30.940 man.

01:03:32.620 That's awesome,

01:03:33.600 man.

01:03:33.860 And was she a redhead?

01:03:38.760 Maybe.

01:03:40.200 How'd you know?

01:03:42.160 I just felt,

01:03:43.420 is she really?

01:03:44.180 Yeah.

01:03:44.820 I just felt it,

01:03:45.640 man.

01:03:46.060 Oh wow,

01:03:46.580 yeah.

01:03:48.380 I just felt it.

01:03:50.160 Yep,

01:03:50.420 she is.

01:03:52.620 Amen,

01:03:53.420 man.

01:03:53.900 Well,

01:03:55.040 we'll see,

01:03:57.420 man.

01:03:57.680 It's probably downhill

01:03:58.560 from here overall,

01:03:59.620 I'm just saying.

01:04:00.280 It's,

01:04:00.420 you know,

01:04:00.760 it's,

01:04:01.180 I mean,

01:04:01.460 it's uphill,

01:04:02.100 but it's,

01:04:02.600 right.

01:04:02.720 It gets to be a rocky road,

01:04:04.920 brother.

01:04:05.500 True.

01:04:06.300 You know,

01:04:06.760 there's adultery,

01:04:07.680 there's all kind of stuff,

01:04:08.760 but,

01:04:09.180 but you're just starting out,

01:04:10.800 man,

01:04:10.960 and that's what's important,

01:04:11.840 dude.

01:04:11.960 I'm happy for you,

01:04:12.740 man.

01:04:13.040 Thank you.

01:04:13.600 Yep,

01:04:13.920 and I appreciate you sitting in here

01:04:15.160 and being a part of the episode.

01:04:17.900 Um,

01:04:18.460 yeah,

01:04:20.180 that's it,

01:04:20.680 man.

01:04:20.900 Love wins,

01:04:21.620 you know,

01:04:22.020 Riley?

01:04:23.140 Yeah,

01:04:23.640 for sure.

01:04:24.460 Definitely.

01:04:25.660 You know,

01:04:26.260 people are going through everything,

01:04:27.640 you know,

01:04:28.000 people are,

01:04:28.980 um,

01:04:30.240 you know,

01:04:30.620 getting beaten cancer.

01:04:31.900 People are,

01:04:33.060 you know,

01:04:33.740 uh,

01:04:34.240 overcoming their past.

01:04:35.760 People are getting their first kiss.

01:04:38.380 People are starting a new workout routine.

01:04:42.520 Um,

01:04:43.220 people are learning to re-love people that they had loved before.

01:04:47.160 Um,

01:04:48.900 you know,

01:04:50.320 people are learning to let go.

01:04:52.140 People are,

01:04:53.380 you know,

01:04:55.020 being brave and asking,

01:04:56.940 you know,

01:04:58.960 asking some girl's dad for the hand in marriage,

01:05:01.600 and people are sweeping up after kiddos,

01:05:05.360 and people are living life,

01:05:07.860 man.

01:05:07.980 That's what's important.

01:05:09.740 You know,

01:05:10.300 get out there and live life.

01:05:12.120 Did it make you feel more alive?

01:05:15.200 Yeah,

01:05:15.720 it did.

01:05:16.540 For sure.

01:05:17.680 Yeah.

01:05:19.260 I love that,

01:05:20.340 man.

01:05:22.640 Oh,

01:05:23.320 we'll go out the way that we came in,

01:05:25.140 man,

01:05:25.580 with each other,

01:05:26.440 for one,

01:05:27.280 and then with the Cordovas,

01:05:29.660 and do more good.

01:05:33.400 Um,

01:05:34.360 I want to let you know that whoever you support politically,

01:05:36.660 that's perfectly,

01:05:38.260 that's great.

01:05:39.680 And,

01:05:40.280 uh,

01:05:40.900 I would never try to sway anybody in any direction.

01:05:45.740 Your reality is your reality.

01:05:47.160 reality.

01:05:48.160 Um,

01:05:48.740 and,

01:05:50.220 uh,

01:05:51.040 we just do our best,

01:05:53.260 man.

01:05:54.120 We do our best.

01:05:55.500 Y'all be good to yourselves,

01:05:56.720 gang.

01:05:57.040 We're the young and the old,

01:06:08.680 the sick and the cold,

01:06:11.240 the ones that just long to get out of control,

01:06:15.160 the ones that are calm,

01:06:17.160 and the ones that are fold,

01:06:19.320 and everyone's standing around the table.

01:06:22.160 the meek and the mild,

01:06:27.320 the weak and the wild,

01:06:29.260 the ones who won't speak this mean to a child,

01:06:33.680 those who have lived with their feet to the fire,

01:06:37.440 and forgave every miserable jailer.

01:06:40.440 We do our best.

01:06:41.440 We do our best.

01:06:42.020 We do our best.

01:06:42.440 We do our best.

01:06:43.440 We do our best.

01:06:44.440 We do our best.

01:06:45.440 We do our best.

01:06:46.440 We do our best.

01:06:48.440 That goes double for you.

01:06:52.060 You're gonna do more good.

01:06:54.240 Gonna talk less shit,

01:06:56.540 and that's about all I can do.

01:07:01.840 Now the free and the chain,

01:07:04.600 the simple plain,

01:07:06.580 the ones that just can't seem to hit where they ain't,

01:07:10.820 the ones that get by on their family name,

01:07:14.740 Those who have no one to call on

01:07:18.500 The freaks and the prideful

01:07:22.920 The peaks and the outfalls

01:07:25.000 The ones that just wait

01:07:27.000 Till their dreams are all styled

01:07:29.040 For the most too afraid

01:07:31.080 To admit they didn't lie to

01:07:33.320 Martyrs with no soul to fall

01:07:36.340 Hey, I love them all

01:07:40.540 I ain't gonna quit

01:07:42.260 That goes double for you

01:07:46.900 You're gonna do more good

01:07:49.680 You're gonna talk less shit

01:07:51.660 That's about all I can do

01:07:55.180 You're gonna do more good

01:07:59.900 You're gonna talk less shit

01:08:01.860 That's about all I can do

01:08:05.100 Look out ladies, Raleigh Mao

01:08:08.860 Is on the prowl

01:08:11.860 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite

01:08:14.660 And welcome to Kite Club

01:08:15.980 A podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like

01:08:18.920 Current events, stand-up stories

01:08:20.840 And seven ways to pleasure your partner

01:08:23.180 The answer may shock you

01:08:25.080 Sometimes I'll interview my friends

01:08:27.080 Sometimes I won't

01:08:28.420 And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head

01:08:31.900 You have three new voice messages

01:08:34.800 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club

01:08:37.780 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long

01:08:40.580 Longer than anybody else

01:08:42.220 So great

01:08:43.000 Hi, sweet

01:08:44.580 Here's a deal

01:08:46.020 Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club

01:08:48.520 Is a dodgy bloody wanker

01:08:50.580 Jermaine

01:08:51.240 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese

01:08:54.540 And a McFlurry

01:08:55.580 Sorry sir, but our ice cream machine is broken

01:08:57.420 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me

01:09:02.400 Anyway, first rule of Kite Club is

01:09:04.800 Tell everyone about Kite Club

01:09:06.500 Second rule of Kite Club is

01:09:08.460 Tell everyone about Kite Club

01:09:10.700 Third rule

01:09:11.460 Like and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts

01:09:14.360 Or watch us on YouTube, yeah?

01:09:16.720 And yes, don't worry

01:09:17.760 My Brad Pitt impression will get better

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 03, 2020

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