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00:00:43.120 You know, happy St. Patrick's Day.

00:00:46.500 If you get sunburned easily or you or if somebody slaps you, everybody can tell.

00:00:55.400 Then this holiday is for you.

00:00:58.760 If you, if dogs get angry at you sometimes when they see you, because it can be a little, a little shocking.

00:01:09.220 You know, just the, um, the contrast or, you know, the contrast of, of, uh, just the reflection coming off of you sometimes can do that.

00:01:22.980 But then this holiday is for you.

00:01:27.640 Um, happy St. Patrick's Day.

00:01:30.320 If two or three minutes in the sun can absolutely put you in the hospital, maybe.

00:01:36.900 And maybe even affect your DNA.

00:01:39.360 So that your children and great-great-grandchildren and everyone you know ends up being addicted to alcohol.

00:01:47.060 Then this holiday is for you.

00:01:49.780 Happy St. Patty's Day, everyone.

00:01:53.520 St. Patty.

00:01:54.500 What are some famous saints they had?

00:01:57.780 Let me look at some.

00:01:59.680 Famous saints they had.

00:02:04.980 Anthony, Joseph.

00:02:07.640 Oh, Joseph was always trying to saint your sister down.

00:02:10.760 You know what I'm saying, boy?

00:02:11.980 You know little Joseph, bro.

00:02:14.580 He'd sneak over, dude. 0.99

00:02:15.960 Put a handful of freaking, uh, dirty holy water in your sister's, in your sister's mouth, you know? 1.00

00:02:21.760 Trying to get her to freaking, uh, do some freebasing or whatever. 0.99

00:02:27.020 But, um, who else did they have?

00:02:29.620 Michael the Archangel.

00:02:31.120 Michael the Archangel.

00:02:33.640 Peter.

00:02:34.800 And then they had Patty.

00:02:37.700 Dude, you know St. Patty was like...

00:02:41.340 I'm not gonna say that...

00:02:45.100 She was probably... 0.93

00:02:47.760 I'm guessing probably transgender. 0.89

00:02:50.000 If you go back to, you know, the past, then it's probably St. Patty was definitely trans. 0.75

00:02:59.740 You know, there comes St. Patty. 1.00

00:03:03.200 And St. Patty give you a little butterscotch. 1.00

00:03:06.640 Give you a little handful of mint.

00:03:08.780 You know?

00:03:10.120 Put a little, um...

00:03:13.200 Molasses under your tongue, man.

00:03:15.440 We used to have this guy that worked at our middle school named Mr. Rubin.

00:03:18.540 And he was named after probably the meat.

00:03:22.680 The sandwich meat.

00:03:24.700 And he, um...

00:03:27.200 And he...

00:03:29.280 He would put a little molasses under your tongue, baby. 1.00

00:03:32.200 You know, when he saw you.

00:03:34.020 He'd keep him a little dropper, like one of them squirrel feeders. 0.93

00:03:36.880 And when he saw you, if you was kind of being loud or something, he'd hit you with that lasses, baby. 1.00

00:03:43.120 He'd just douse you up.

00:03:46.980 And you couldn't help but feel good.

00:03:48.780 Molasses is kind of...

00:03:51.100 It's sweet and also kind of earthy.

00:03:55.100 Kind of sour.

00:03:56.300 Kind of urban.

00:03:56.940 A little bit Canadian.

00:03:58.940 A little bit Canadian, but also a little...

00:04:01.720 Has just a mild kind of maple-y Japanese kind of after, you know, kind of repast or something.

00:04:15.820 Vibe, you know?

00:04:17.840 But, um...

00:04:19.600 Anyway, happy St. Patty's Day, man.

00:04:23.100 A lot of people out there.

00:04:25.500 Uh...

00:04:26.060 The Irish.

00:04:27.540 And they're good, man.

00:04:28.680 The Irish.

00:04:29.200 If you see the Irish, they're usually doing something. 1.00

00:04:32.760 Sometimes they just get so plastered, they don't even...

00:04:36.060 You know?

00:04:43.880 And you're like, oh, man.

00:04:44.880 Is that guy okay?

00:04:45.800 And people are like, yeah, yeah, man.

00:04:47.320 That guy's Irish, bro.

00:04:49.240 You know?

00:04:50.380 Let him celebrate, baby.

00:04:51.900 So, this is your day, man.

00:04:54.420 Um...

00:04:54.820 Thank you guys for being here with me today and for getting into this episode.

00:04:59.200 It is the year 2021.

00:05:04.260 And we are traveling through space and time in unison.

00:05:07.940 And this is our time.

00:05:09.900 This is Grady Spencer and the work.

00:05:22.000 You always are the one who keeps together.

00:05:27.160 You always are the one who knows just what we need.

00:05:32.240 You always are the one who stays home with your baby. 0.71

00:05:38.180 You're gonna be the one who stays right here with me.

00:05:43.480 Well, I've been working fingers down to a bloody mess.

00:05:49.440 And I've been working sanity down to the bone.

00:05:55.060 Well, I've been working hard as I can just fine sometimes.

00:06:02.000 Time to get you all along.

00:06:04.980 So, we can't, we can't going out on the city.

00:06:11.280 Going out on the city, baby.

00:06:13.500 Have a little whiskey and wine.

00:06:16.540 Have a little whiskey and wine.

00:06:19.180 Baby, you know you're so pretty.

00:06:23.000 And I don't know how the baby you're mine. 0.68

00:06:26.980 This is our time.

00:06:38.200 This is our time.

00:06:41.120 That is Grady Spencer and the work.

00:06:44.720 And that's their album.

00:06:46.880 You know, they do a song and they, and, you know, it's amazing.

00:06:50.640 Somebody makes a song and then you get to enjoy it.

00:06:54.240 And that's called Transmission.

00:06:56.980 So, um, happy St. Patrick's.

00:07:00.860 You know, happy St. Patty. 0.99

00:07:02.320 And happy everybody named Patty.

00:07:04.680 Everybody that's ever been patted on the back.

00:07:07.560 Everybody that's ever had a patch on their pants.

00:07:13.460 You know, everybody who's ever attempted a point after touchdown.

00:07:19.020 I commend you.

00:07:20.500 I commend you all on this beautiful day to enjoy the color green.

00:07:24.180 I said, Sean, I said, Sean, he gets, you know, get a little something.

00:07:29.860 Step up the studio.

00:07:32.420 We got a couple of, these look like Florida plants a little.

00:07:37.000 Something from Florida.

00:07:39.260 And, uh, we got that vibe.

00:07:41.760 We got a little bitty hat.

00:07:45.040 Okay.

00:07:45.540 Somebody come through this kind of small headed.

00:07:48.100 And, um, what's up?

00:07:52.080 Went to jujitsu today.

00:07:54.560 Uh, man.

00:07:56.080 What?

00:07:56.320 Something.

00:07:58.320 Well, I'll be honest with you, man.

00:08:01.580 They had me fight.

00:08:02.480 It's not, it's not going well.

00:08:04.880 I'll say that.

00:08:07.680 Um, I have, uh, tapped out two fighters, women fighters, you know, females. 1.00

00:08:18.240 They call them females. 0.96

00:08:18.940 But as far as I'm concerned, once you get in, um, in a dojo dog, it's all, it's mano y mano. 1.00

00:08:26.540 You know, leave your tits at the door, boo-boo. 1.00

00:08:29.000 It's, you know, we both going toe-to-toe here. 1.00

00:08:32.360 It doesn't matter.

00:08:33.340 Everybody gots a wiener in here.

00:08:35.120 That's how I look at it.

00:08:37.320 So, but the crazy part, they made me, like, fight a, I guess, a blind guy. 0.99

00:08:45.200 And this guy's blind, bro.

00:08:46.800 Legally blind.

00:08:47.880 Or, or illegally blind, I guess.

00:08:50.220 I don't know which one he is.

00:08:53.260 I haven't seen, like, his prison record and stuff, but he's blind. 0.56

00:08:57.280 So, it's kind of crazy because I'll just be real quiet and they say that's cheating.

00:09:05.340 So, it's like, I don't know.

00:09:08.800 You learn as you go.

00:09:09.940 I'm just grateful to be in there. 0.81

00:09:11.720 I hurt one of my wrists so bad, though, I couldn't even wipe my buttocks, man.

00:09:16.860 If I was doing number two, doing a doody.

00:09:19.180 I couldn't put enough pressure onto the tissue.

00:09:28.760 I just couldn't.

00:09:29.440 It was like, you know, I just couldn't do it. 0.94

00:09:34.200 So, then I had to wipe my buttocks with an alternate hand. 0.99

00:09:40.920 Which, I don't know if you've ever done that. 0.67

00:09:46.580 But it's, first of all, it's very scary.

00:09:49.520 I didn't even know how to do it.

00:09:52.300 It's kind of like when somebody has you shoot a free throw or something with your opposing hand.

00:10:00.820 You know, if somebody has you use your opposing hand, dude, you...

00:10:04.760 It's scary, right?

00:10:06.340 It feels like you feel like...

00:10:08.100 You feel like kind of blind in your arm or something.

00:10:12.020 You feel like your whole arm is blind.

00:10:13.820 You know, it's just you can't do it.

00:10:15.360 You can't, you just can't, you can't do it, man.

00:10:23.400 So, that's something that's tricky, man.

00:10:27.400 You know, that's something that even Mr. Ruben with a couple freaking baby bird droppers of that molasses can't handle and can't heal.

00:10:39.840 So, anyway, yeah, just been going through a lot of aches and pains with that.

00:10:43.280 And dealing with that and just getting through it.

00:10:46.800 Fighting the blind.

00:10:48.140 Fighting the femalus, bro. 1.00

00:10:50.180 You know?

00:10:53.800 It's, yeah, you know, they're very accepting of me over there.

00:10:57.840 They work with me.

00:10:59.940 It's just harder.

00:11:01.780 Your body gets older.

00:11:03.560 It gets harder.

00:11:04.460 You've...

00:11:05.720 You gotta make sure everything...

00:11:09.120 Here's what I noticed about getting older.

00:11:11.060 I noticed when I jump somewhere, I have to look where I'm jumping.

00:11:21.700 I used to just jump.

00:11:23.040 I would jump.

00:11:23.680 I would land.

00:11:24.300 I'm going.

00:11:25.260 I'm already on to the next whatever it is.

00:11:29.460 But now it's like if I'm...

00:11:31.300 Say I'm going for a jog or something.

00:11:32.740 I'm gonna jump over something.

00:11:33.960 I'm...

00:11:35.240 There's a couple seconds of planning.

00:11:37.200 It's like almost like a quarter block of planning.

00:11:39.220 Okay, when I get up here, I'm gonna do this jump.

00:11:44.220 And it's not...

00:11:44.720 It's not even anything big.

00:11:45.720 It's like a little...

00:11:46.360 It's like two sticks.

00:11:48.660 That have somehow found their way together.

00:11:51.060 Two sticks or a...

00:11:52.460 You know, a little sea herb or something.

00:11:55.180 Curb.

00:11:56.800 You know?

00:11:57.420 And so...

00:11:59.620 I...

00:12:00.740 But I was like, alright.

00:12:02.140 Here we go.

00:12:03.580 Here we go.

00:12:04.300 Here we go.

00:12:04.780 Here we go.

00:12:06.760 Here we go.

00:12:08.020 Okay.

00:12:09.020 Here we go.

00:12:10.020 And it's so...

00:12:10.580 It's just...

00:12:10.920 It's so much more of a thing.

00:12:11.640 We're in the...

00:12:12.180 When you was a child, you'd run and jump over something.

00:12:14.960 You didn't know.

00:12:16.160 You'd jump over it and keep going.

00:12:18.980 Never even thought twice or even once about it.

00:12:24.060 But different times, man.

00:12:25.380 I got a home.

00:12:29.640 I got a place.

00:12:32.140 I'm keeping my place in Los Angeles.

00:12:35.680 I got a place out here in the Central East.

00:12:38.600 So, I'm gonna experiment with that.

00:12:41.740 It's exciting but nerve-wracking.

00:12:47.080 But it's kind of nice.

00:12:48.300 It's like you can...

00:12:49.740 Things are a little more chill.

00:12:51.100 And then things are a little bit more...

00:12:53.100 When I go to Los Angeles...

00:12:55.980 And if I want to go there for a month...

00:12:57.720 Or if I want to work on something...

00:12:59.300 Or...

00:13:00.360 You know, we're doing podcasting.

00:13:01.920 Whatever.

00:13:02.420 It's great.

00:13:02.920 It's kind of nice to be able to be in different places.

00:13:06.020 So, I'm real grateful...

00:13:08.340 To have that ability.

00:13:11.060 And ability is just...

00:13:13.620 That's just when you can do something and you...

00:13:17.880 It's not even when you then do it.

00:13:19.600 It's just when you can do something.

00:13:23.100 So, there's a lot of ability out there that never gets acted on.

00:13:30.560 Which is kind of wild, really.

00:13:35.500 But I went over there the other night and I like...

00:13:38.680 Because the place closed yesterday.

00:13:42.720 And I went over there and...

00:13:45.980 Man, I like walked in and I was like...

00:13:48.340 I was almost kind of spooked out.

00:13:50.140 It was like, alright.

00:13:53.000 I guess...

00:13:54.280 And I didn't even stay.

00:13:56.240 I just came back to the Airbnb that I've been over at.

00:14:02.040 You know, it feels like...

00:14:03.480 I don't know.

00:14:03.780 I guess it feels like maybe you should have like a family or something.

00:14:06.920 Or maybe...

00:14:08.140 It feels like you should have...

00:14:10.960 There should be some other level...

00:14:13.840 I don't know.

00:14:16.560 I think I need to get some groceries.

00:14:20.080 That will help me get more acclimated.

00:14:26.320 So...

00:14:26.760 But those are some things that are going on or have been.

00:14:33.700 What else?

00:14:34.660 Oh, I went to a basketball game.

00:14:36.840 I went to the LSU...

00:14:39.960 Was playing in the SEC tournament.

00:14:44.680 And I really love LSU basketball.

00:14:50.380 My father was friends with Dale Brown when he was...

00:14:54.900 I don't know when they were children.

00:14:57.560 Dale Brown is like an old coach of LSU.

00:14:59.760 And...

00:15:00.760 Anyway...

00:15:02.760 Um...

00:15:04.620 Anyway, so...

00:15:06.700 I go down to the game.

00:15:07.800 I took a date.

00:15:09.700 Took a date.

00:15:11.080 Go down to the game.

00:15:15.800 And...

00:15:16.200 First of all...

00:15:17.320 I didn't have tickets.

00:15:19.300 I didn't have any entry.

00:15:20.300 Entry certificates, you know.

00:15:21.760 So...

00:15:22.240 I'm thinking I gotta get some...

00:15:23.400 You know, I need to hit one of these vendors.

00:15:26.740 A vendor.

00:15:27.480 And so I go...

00:15:28.760 And the man...

00:15:30.260 They got a big fella out there.

00:15:32.600 And the dude was pretty...

00:15:33.980 Was kind of an urban dude.

00:15:35.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:36.400 Like...

00:15:36.620 Kind of like...

00:15:38.220 Seemed black.

00:15:40.740 And so...

00:15:42.220 He was eating something.

00:15:43.860 He was polishing off something.

00:15:44.920 He was a big guy.

00:15:45.900 He reminded me of...

00:15:47.220 Um...

00:15:48.220 Baloo, I think.

00:15:51.160 Baloo... 1.00

00:15:51.680 Bayer.

00:15:52.300 Let me look at him.

00:15:52.880 Yes.

00:15:53.920 He had that...

00:15:55.100 That physique.

00:15:56.820 That same physique, baby.

00:15:58.400 That P-hi-zeek. 1.00

00:16:00.200 As Baloo. 1.00

00:16:03.240 From the Jungle Book.

00:16:06.240 Very...

00:16:06.960 Uh...

00:16:07.840 Like lean.

00:16:11.220 Like...

00:16:11.860 Kind of like...

00:16:12.660 Well, look.

00:16:13.000 First of all...

00:16:14.400 If you've been to an SEC event or something...

00:16:17.160 There's a lot of...

00:16:18.960 Country people there.

00:16:21.260 So a lot of people...

00:16:23.400 Resembled a...

00:16:25.400 Kind of a snowman-esque.

00:16:28.480 Or melted snowman.

00:16:32.360 You know, that body style where it was just...

00:16:35.660 Somebody wearing a 9XL t-shirt.

00:16:40.980 No pants.

00:16:41.920 Just totally...

00:16:42.600 It went down to their shoes and then they just...

00:16:45.160 Kind of tied it off at the bottom.

00:16:46.720 You know, just...

00:16:47.920 A lot of unique body styles.

00:16:50.920 Very...

00:16:52.280 Uh...

00:16:52.840 Plush.

00:16:54.340 I would say overall.

00:16:57.020 You know, I'd say kind of...

00:16:58.740 Um...

00:16:59.360 Flammable type of body...

00:17:00.880 You know, real soft.

00:17:02.400 Real flammable body style.

00:17:05.860 Um...

00:17:06.500 Anyway...

00:17:07.780 So this fella...

00:17:08.480 We go over and...

00:17:09.540 Trying to get some tickets...

00:17:10.620 And I should have just got him before I go.

00:17:15.580 And...

00:17:16.060 The man named was Sherlock.

00:17:18.500 Okay?

00:17:18.900 The man named was Sherlock.

00:17:20.780 And he said...

00:17:21.740 Oh, my...

00:17:22.220 My brother has him.

00:17:23.320 Yard boy.

00:17:25.260 So...

00:17:25.820 The second he said yard boy...

00:17:27.580 I could see my date...

00:17:28.820 Was kinda...

00:17:29.840 She wasn't real sure about...

00:17:32.680 I think probably the way I operate.

00:17:36.500 I would say maybe she was...

00:17:39.500 She knew that thing... 0.97

00:17:41.360 This was getting interesting...

00:17:42.840 And this wasn't the type of interest...

00:17:45.000 And she wanted.

00:17:46.440 You know?

00:17:48.100 Her... 1.00

00:17:48.780 Like for her... 0.99

00:17:49.580 Probably her... 0.99

00:17:50.060 You know...

00:17:52.640 You know...

00:17:53.560 I think as interest...

00:17:54.680 Anyway...

00:17:57.300 So she... 0.98

00:17:58.420 So anyway...

00:17:59.220 We got...

00:17:59.580 We start walking down the street.

00:18:00.800 So we see yard boy.

00:18:01.960 Right?

00:18:02.540 And he basically looks just like the guy...

00:18:04.960 He looks just like Sherlock.

00:18:06.880 And Sherlock was eating something, man.

00:18:08.580 Or he had crumbs built in around his mouth.

00:18:11.680 Like...

00:18:12.080 But it looked like he'd been croissant-ing.

00:18:13.620 You know?

00:18:13.880 Like he'd been French snacking. 0.99

00:18:16.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:17.480 He had that big...

00:18:18.340 That big baby bear look...

00:18:19.940 Where he's definitely stuck his head into a bakery window...

00:18:23.500 And kinda had his way...

00:18:26.040 While the cashier...

00:18:27.500 Was in the restroom.

00:18:28.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:29.300 So anyway...

00:18:32.260 Uh...

00:18:32.680 Sherlock is doing his thing...

00:18:34.360 And then we meet up with yard boy.

00:18:36.360 And yard boy...

00:18:37.900 Is from...

00:18:39.340 I wanna say Jamaica maybe... 0.70

00:18:41.320 But that's also just me...

00:18:43.480 Guessing...

00:18:45.260 Because...

00:18:46.040 If I hear any sort of...

00:18:47.960 Island sound...

00:18:49.360 My brain immediately goes...

00:18:51.740 Jamaica.

00:18:52.400 You know?

00:18:52.800 Jamaica.

00:18:53.740 Place a bet with me!

00:18:56.440 Welcome to Jamaica!

00:19:00.140 Which reminds me actually...

00:19:01.740 I was in...

00:19:02.980 I don't even know if it was Jamaica one time.

00:19:04.700 Could have been...

00:19:05.420 Uh...

00:19:06.240 Uh...

00:19:06.740 Dominican Republic...

00:19:08.100 Or...

00:19:09.100 Uh...

00:19:09.980 Trinidad or somewhere...

00:19:11.800 Hey, I'm saying panty...

00:19:13.640 It could have been...

00:19:14.460 Uh...

00:19:14.580 Somewhere like that and...

00:19:16.420 We're walking down the street...

00:19:18.660 And they had...

00:19:20.300 A Starbucks on.

00:19:23.120 So we go in...

00:19:24.520 We're students...

00:19:25.160 We go into the place...

00:19:26.900 And we walk in...

00:19:27.940 And there's a lady in the back... 1.00

00:19:29.000 She goes...

00:19:29.380 Welcome to the Starbucks lounge!

00:19:32.820 Can I get you a smoothie?

00:19:34.800 Okay...

00:19:35.300 And we're like...

00:19:38.260 Where are we?

00:19:39.440 And they had...

00:19:40.940 Stole or borrowed...

00:19:42.740 A...

00:19:43.100 Stolen or borrowed...

00:19:44.320 A Starbucks sign...

00:19:45.240 To just put it up in front of their business...

00:19:46.800 Out front...

00:19:48.160 So people are venturing in...

00:19:49.920 And it's not even a Starbucks...

00:19:51.560 They had smoothie...

00:19:52.940 But...

00:19:54.940 Um...

00:19:56.940 Anyway...

00:19:58.140 So Yardboy there...

00:19:59.700 And then...

00:20:00.680 So they...

00:20:01.940 Yardboy goes...

00:20:02.860 Oh, I don't have them...

00:20:03.760 Pop has them...

00:20:04.620 Right?

00:20:06.000 So we got Sherlock...

00:20:07.240 And Sherlock started to kind of like...

00:20:09.580 Um...

00:20:10.800 I want to say...

00:20:11.540 Exasperate or something at this point...

00:20:13.340 He started to...

00:20:14.840 He was having a breathing issue...

00:20:16.780 You know?

00:20:17.700 And Sherlock...

00:20:18.400 I don't even know why they call him Sherlock...

00:20:20.260 I mean...

00:20:21.540 This dude couldn't have found...

00:20:22.760 This dude couldn't have found his breath... 1.00

00:20:24.280 If it wasn't built into his damn... 1.00

00:20:26.060 Lung system... 1.00

00:20:26.940 You know?

00:20:27.140 He couldn't have found his...

00:20:27.960 This dude couldn't have found his blood...

00:20:29.620 If it wasn't built into his veins...

00:20:31.260 So anyway...

00:20:32.840 Sherlock and...

00:20:33.940 Yardboy...

00:20:35.300 They say...

00:20:35.780 Pop gots him...

00:20:37.320 So now we look down the street...

00:20:39.180 The way we had just come...

00:20:40.040 It's been about four minutes now...

00:20:41.980 And there is a man...

00:20:43.660 Pop...

00:20:44.340 I guess...

00:20:44.980 Apparently Pop...

00:20:46.880 Walking down...

00:20:48.560 Towards them...

00:20:49.100 And there's tons of people walking...

00:20:50.720 It's outdoors...

00:20:51.880 And some people are coming up and saying...

00:20:54.000 Hey man...

00:20:54.320 Can I get a photo?

00:20:55.280 Or saying...

00:20:55.700 Hey...

00:20:55.980 You know...

00:20:56.480 You know...

00:20:56.880 I love your podcast...

00:20:57.720 Stuff like that...

00:20:58.420 Or...

00:20:58.820 And it's real nice...

00:20:59.740 It's just...

00:21:00.180 It's a lot going on...

00:21:02.200 Because I'm starting to wonder...

00:21:03.440 Like...

00:21:03.620 Is things legitimate here...

00:21:05.820 With...

00:21:06.620 With...

00:21:06.720 Yardboy and Sherlock?

00:21:10.300 Which I think is...

00:21:12.200 A very normal question...

00:21:14.200 For any natural man...

00:21:16.980 To ask themselves...

00:21:18.000 At a certain point...

00:21:19.500 I've just spent...

00:21:20.620 Two hundred and fifty dollars here...

00:21:22.980 Are things okay...

00:21:24.960 With Yardboy...

00:21:26.480 And...

00:21:27.200 Sherlock?

00:21:29.440 So at this point...

00:21:30.720 You see the people coming...

00:21:31.840 And...

00:21:32.360 I said...

00:21:32.720 Where is he?

00:21:33.380 I mean...

00:21:33.560 We're waiting another two minutes...

00:21:35.300 He said...

00:21:35.520 He's right there man...

00:21:36.500 He's right there...

00:21:38.140 We doing business man...

00:21:39.720 We doing business...

00:21:41.320 And I'm trying to be supportive...

00:21:43.420 You know...

00:21:43.980 And then finally...

00:21:46.160 I start to see the guy...

00:21:47.120 There is one guy...

00:21:48.600 He's wearing parkas...

00:21:50.560 Blue...

00:21:51.760 Kind of...

00:21:52.900 Um...

00:21:53.620 Parka...

00:21:54.560 Plastic...

00:21:55.180 For raining...

00:21:55.680 It's not raining...

00:21:56.940 He's on two of those...

00:21:58.620 And he has on...

00:22:00.440 Everybody else is walking...

00:22:01.860 At a considerable speed...

00:22:03.120 This guy...

00:22:05.180 Pop...

00:22:05.760 Sorry...

00:22:06.580 Is walking...

00:22:08.520 At the speed...

00:22:10.040 Of hope...

00:22:11.680 He's walking...

00:22:13.200 Walking at the speed...

00:22:14.340 Of a rumor...

00:22:15.900 Like there's no...

00:22:17.080 Like...

00:22:17.500 Oh...

00:22:17.720 And here's the worst part...

00:22:19.120 He had...

00:22:19.620 Have you seen those air cast...

00:22:21.020 People have like a...

00:22:22.080 Air cast on their leg...

00:22:23.160 It has like a little hole...

00:22:24.000 By the knee...

00:22:24.500 Like a...

00:22:25.100 Look like a little...

00:22:25.800 Birdhouse door on it...

00:22:27.380 He has one of those...

00:22:30.380 On each leg...

00:22:32.380 It should say...

00:22:35.480 On the box...

00:22:36.580 When you get...

00:22:38.180 A air cast...

00:22:39.580 Soft cast...

00:22:40.840 For one leg...

00:22:42.940 It should say...

00:22:43.800 Hey...

00:22:44.340 You can't wear one of these...

00:22:47.080 On your other leg...

00:22:49.000 At the same time...

00:22:50.340 But it doesn't say that...

00:22:53.500 Um...

00:22:53.900 So here he comes...

00:22:54.720 Dude...

00:22:54.960 This little...

00:22:56.080 Freaking...

00:22:57.000 Teapot...

00:22:57.920 You know...

00:22:58.520 I'm a little...

00:23:00.020 Teapot...

00:23:01.440 Sword and stout...

00:23:03.460 This...

00:23:04.220 This guy...

00:23:09.020 And my date hates me...

00:23:10.500 She's literally... 1.00

00:23:11.120 At this point...

00:23:11.700 I can feel her texting...

00:23:13.020 Whoever the last guy...

00:23:14.340 She went out with...

00:23:15.900 Probably asking this man...

00:23:17.800 To come pick her up...

00:23:19.220 Um...

00:23:23.220 Anyway...

00:23:24.420 So...

00:23:25.220 Pop finally gets there...

00:23:26.920 He don't have the tickets...

00:23:28.060 He said...

00:23:28.520 He don't know what happened...

00:23:30.540 It's a cellular tower issue...

00:23:32.500 Okay...

00:23:33.120 Look...

00:23:33.560 Okay...

00:23:34.220 When this dude says...

00:23:37.880 It's a cellular tower issue...

00:23:41.280 I...

00:23:42.400 Cause I'm...

00:23:43.000 Now it's...

00:23:43.440 It's been 11 minutes...

00:23:44.720 We don't have tickets...

00:23:45.640 It's a...

00:23:45.940 It's a...

00:23:46.360 You know...

00:23:47.300 The college basketball...

00:23:49.000 Is a short game...

00:23:50.660 A short game...

00:23:51.640 There's two 20 minute halves...

00:23:53.440 So I can feel the halves...

00:23:55.760 Going down...

00:23:56.760 And I just said...

00:23:57.900 Look...

00:23:58.060 Just give me my money back...

00:23:59.780 And uh...

00:24:01.840 They said...

00:24:02.240 Well look...

00:24:02.460 Come inside with us...

00:24:03.380 We'll walk you in...

00:24:05.380 We try to do that...

00:24:07.120 For five more minutes...

00:24:07.820 It's a nightmare...

00:24:08.700 They're on the phone...

00:24:09.920 And every time...

00:24:12.080 I say...

00:24:12.360 Look man...

00:24:12.680 This is just...

00:24:13.300 You know...

00:24:14.280 Can I just...

00:24:15.080 We're...

00:24:15.420 We're done...

00:24:16.400 The guy's like...

00:24:17.040 It's a...

00:24:17.600 Uh...

00:24:18.520 Sherlock said...

00:24:19.600 It's a cellular tower issue...

00:24:21.560 Man...

00:24:22.280 Like... 0.99

00:24:23.280 I don't give a shit... 0.99

00:24:24.800 What it is... 0.99

00:24:26.340 If I sell you something...

00:24:28.280 But I don't have...

00:24:29.360 Something...

00:24:30.880 Then that's on you...

00:24:32.500 Big dog...

00:24:33.400 Um...

00:24:35.280 Anyway...

00:24:35.940 I don't know why I told you that story...

00:24:36.880 But...

00:24:37.600 Yeah...

00:24:37.880 It was not...

00:24:38.780 Uh...

00:24:39.280 It was not a good date...

00:24:42.020 Uh...

00:24:42.480 It was just bad...

00:24:43.420 It was just...

00:24:44.260 It was too much...

00:24:45.640 It was stressful...

00:24:46.560 That's why you gotta get the tickets before...

00:24:50.560 You gotta plan ahead...

00:24:52.460 And you gotta get the tickets before...

00:24:53.980 So...

00:24:54.740 That's kinda where I'm at...

00:24:56.840 Um...

00:24:58.280 Oh...

00:24:58.700 Here was the worst part...

00:25:00.560 When Pop finally got up there...

00:25:04.460 Him...

00:25:05.860 Or each time we met with somebody...

00:25:07.500 When Yardboy...

00:25:09.140 And Sherlock...

00:25:10.160 They did a handshake...

00:25:11.600 It was like a 40...

00:25:13.240 Second...

00:25:14.880 Handshake...

00:25:15.800 Dude...

00:25:16.560 It was like a hand...

00:25:19.620 Like they were in the Super Bowl...

00:25:21.180 Like they were wide receivers...

00:25:23.040 On the Pittsburgh Steelers... 0.99

00:25:25.140 And they wasn't doing shit... 1.00

00:25:30.840 Pop... 0.99

00:25:31.280 Uh...

00:25:31.920 Yo...

00:25:32.340 Pop...

00:25:32.980 Dude...

00:25:33.220 Had...

00:25:33.640 Two...

00:25:34.540 I think he dislocated his entire lower body...

00:25:40.220 Bro...

00:25:40.780 You could see when the wind would blow a little...

00:25:42.580 It almost cost him his life every time...

00:25:45.140 Birds were landing on him...

00:25:48.200 He had hay coming out of his shirt sleeves...

00:25:51.320 You know...

00:25:51.820 They had drawn freckles on his...

00:25:54.360 Jeez...

00:25:54.920 They...

00:25:55.180 You know...

00:25:55.860 Anyway...

00:25:56.980 Oh...

00:25:57.360 Jesus Christ...

00:25:58.200 And I was so...

00:26:01.760 By the end of it all...

00:26:03.180 I was so furious...

00:26:03.780 It was like an hour...

00:26:04.680 Total nightmare...

00:26:06.680 So anyway...

00:26:09.740 Get the tickets before you go...

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00:28:17.820 What else do we have?

00:28:19.820 What else can I tell you about?

00:28:23.060 What else is going on?

00:28:26.700 Well...

00:28:27.140 Being in a new home...

00:28:28.240 It's just...

00:28:28.820 I don't know...

00:28:29.320 I'm not even in there yet...

00:28:31.140 And...

00:28:33.140 Just...

00:28:33.820 Yeah...

00:28:34.140 I'm not even in there yet...

00:28:35.840 So...

00:28:37.080 We'll see...

00:28:39.380 We'll see what it's like...

00:28:40.660 It feels like...

00:28:41.140 I guess it feels kind of scary...

00:28:43.020 I've never...

00:28:45.080 I've always been a bit more ability to ramble...

00:28:49.280 And be that dusk in the wind...

00:28:54.280 And...

00:28:57.280 A dusk in the wind...

00:28:58.780 Man...

00:28:58.900 You got no...

00:28:59.420 You know...

00:28:59.780 You...

00:29:00.280 You really just hook your coat onto the breeze...

00:29:04.280 So I think there's probably some nerves...

00:29:07.360 When it comes into...

00:29:08.800 When it comes into having like...

00:29:14.560 Some...

00:29:14.800 A little bit more establishment...

00:29:16.280 But it'll be fine...

00:29:19.260 You know...

00:29:19.500 I think...

00:29:20.400 There'll be some other stuff...

00:29:21.400 That'll be nice...

00:29:21.900 Getting groceries...

00:29:23.240 You know...

00:29:25.580 Putting waters like in a cupboard...

00:29:27.160 Where you're gonna always have waters...

00:29:29.240 What else?

00:29:31.700 Have a drawer where you keep this...

00:29:33.240 You keep that...

00:29:34.480 You know...

00:29:34.920 You need tape...

00:29:35.700 You need...

00:29:36.760 Electrical tape...

00:29:38.640 You know...

00:29:39.080 You wanna keep a paint set...

00:29:40.520 You wanna keep...

00:29:41.720 A friend...

00:29:42.860 Have an extra bedroom...

00:29:44.440 Keep them...

00:29:45.680 You know...

00:29:46.220 Just having that ability to do different stuff...

00:29:48.620 And have a little bit of space...

00:29:50.080 And that sort of thing...

00:29:51.860 So...

00:29:54.620 Um...

00:29:55.420 What else do we have, man?

00:29:57.680 Uh...

00:29:58.440 You know...

00:29:59.380 Let's get into a little bit of news...

00:30:01.640 Uh...

00:30:02.040 Right here...

00:30:03.940 Uh...

00:30:04.500 Bill Burr...

00:30:05.760 Upset people at the Grammys...

00:30:07.300 They said...

00:30:08.640 And I saw what he said...

00:30:10.360 And...

00:30:11.160 He didn't...

00:30:11.940 He didn't really upset anyone...

00:30:13.760 He didn't really even say much, really...

00:30:17.300 Um...

00:30:18.460 And you know what?

00:30:20.540 I started to realize...

00:30:22.580 What's going on a lot in the news these days...

00:30:26.680 Is a reverse...

00:30:27.760 Uh...

00:30:28.560 Psychology...

00:30:30.300 Basically...

00:30:32.760 You know...

00:30:34.760 Bill Burr didn't really say anything...

00:30:35.760 But suddenly there's an uproar...

00:30:39.360 And then it becomes a thing...

00:30:40.520 But the uproar is just created...

00:30:42.380 Because...

00:30:43.760 Uh...

00:30:44.760 That way...

00:30:46.460 People go see the clip...

00:30:47.660 Right?

00:30:47.860 We know that kind of stuff...

00:30:49.760 People go see the clip...

00:30:51.100 Whether it happened or not...

00:30:52.940 But then I started to think...

00:30:55.260 Like at some bigger stuff...

00:30:56.280 You know...

00:30:56.420 I started to think about...

00:30:57.700 Um...

00:30:58.080 The Dr. Seuss thing...

00:30:59.760 And here's my theory on Dr. Seuss...

00:31:03.760 For one...

00:31:06.540 I started to think that...

00:31:09.200 I bet...

00:31:10.680 I bet someone had a lot of Dr. Seuss books...

00:31:13.820 That...

00:31:14.520 The sales on them had probably slowed down...

00:31:17.360 Because I don't know if people are buying as Dr. Seuss as much...

00:31:22.260 You ask kid...

00:31:23.000 These days if who Dr. Seuss is...

00:31:24.480 They think it's an actual doctor...

00:31:25.860 They think it's an Indian guy...

00:31:27.860 Let's be honest...

00:31:29.860 So...

00:31:31.760 Um...

00:31:32.760 I think the big deal is...

00:31:35.540 Somebody I bet probably had too many Dr. Seuss books...

00:31:37.820 They couldn't sell them...

00:31:38.800 Company...

00:31:39.240 Whatever...

00:31:40.420 So they said...

00:31:40.860 Well let's...

00:31:41.220 Let's create this blurb...

00:31:42.220 Let's create this hubbub...

00:31:44.320 Let's make it so that...

00:31:45.360 Oh...

00:31:45.540 These...

00:31:46.140 These books are gonna get discontinued...

00:31:48.260 Let's influence whoever we can...

00:31:49.840 To get these books discontinued...

00:31:51.540 Or banned...

00:31:52.180 Or whatever...

00:31:53.540 So then...

00:31:57.040 Suddenly...

00:31:58.140 Everyone goes and buys the Dr. Seuss books...

00:32:01.540 Now everybody's catting the head it up...

00:32:04.400 Everybody's hammed and greened...

00:32:06.260 You know... 0.99

00:32:06.980 And everybody's fucking hearing Hortons in the distance... 0.99

00:32:09.720 You know... 0.99

00:32:09.960 It is what it is...

00:32:11.360 But now they've sold more books than ever...

00:32:14.200 Just because...

00:32:15.060 So people can be like...

00:32:15.840 Why?

00:32:16.160 You know...

00:32:18.320 So the whole thing is just a trick really...

00:32:22.000 Whoever's discontinued the books...

00:32:24.200 They don't really care...

00:32:26.000 In the end...

00:32:27.540 They're just trying to sell some books...

00:32:29.860 I think the same thing was true with the Mr. Potato Head... 0.64

00:32:34.040 They said...

00:32:34.600 Oh Mr. Potato...

00:32:35.600 They're just trying to sell fucking... 1.00

00:32:38.040 Plastic vegetables bro... 1.00

00:32:40.340 That's it...

00:32:41.660 No one...

00:32:42.320 It's all a trick...

00:32:44.860 Once they have us clicking on whatever...

00:32:47.800 Boom...

00:32:49.440 Than we've already...

00:32:50.520 Than our time...

00:32:51.880 Our attention...

00:32:53.920 You know...

00:32:54.240 Once you give your attention to something...

00:32:55.760 That's it...

00:32:56.660 Because that's your value...

00:32:57.920 Is your attention...

00:32:59.320 So anyway...

00:33:03.600 Yeah...

00:33:04.120 Bill Burr didn't say anything...

00:33:05.320 And if you looked at the clip...

00:33:07.000 He didn't say anything...

00:33:08.320 Oh...

00:33:08.720 Some cis white male...

00:33:09.860 I didn't give... 0.99

00:33:10.220 It seemed ridiculous...

00:33:11.960 The category they haven't given him...

00:33:13.380 But it just...

00:33:15.200 Whatever...

00:33:16.320 You know...

00:33:18.320 I like it...

00:33:19.440 He went out...

00:33:19.900 It was just kind of him...

00:33:20.740 In the brief moment he could be...

00:33:22.100 There wasn't a ton of opportunity for him...

00:33:24.540 To really emphasize his personality...

00:33:28.320 But...

00:33:29.420 Yeah...

00:33:30.320 But yeah...

00:33:31.140 It's all a trick man...

00:33:33.320 Then you got...

00:33:34.000 Then now you got the book...

00:33:35.020 And now you're...

00:33:35.680 You're standing your ground...

00:33:37.320 But...

00:33:41.320 It's just getting weirder...

00:33:43.660 You know...

00:33:44.280 You tear down a statue...

00:33:45.260 You tear down...

00:33:45.880 Just trying to get rid of history...

00:33:47.220 I just don't understand...

00:33:48.140 Why you just don't leave history...

00:33:49.340 Where it is...

00:33:50.140 It's already gone...

00:34:00.140 But...

00:34:01.140 What else man...

00:34:03.860 Oh...

00:34:04.080 I saw this article...

00:34:05.240 Tennessee man leaves...

00:34:06.860 Five million dollars...

00:34:09.000 To dog in his will...

00:34:11.280 She's a good girl...

00:34:13.340 That's what he said...

00:34:14.140 I'll tell you more about it...

00:34:17.320 In just a second...

00:34:17.940 I want you to know that...

00:34:19.200 Grubhub is where it's at...

00:34:22.360 If you...

00:34:22.820 You know...

00:34:23.520 You've been...

00:34:24.680 You know...

00:34:24.960 You've been alive for a certain amount of years...

00:34:27.020 And...

00:34:27.600 You've been eating...

00:34:29.400 And you know you've been eating man...

00:34:31.000 I've seen you...

00:34:32.400 I saw Big Sherlock...

00:34:34.400 And he had them little French crisps out there...

00:34:37.640 Around his mouth hole... 0.64

00:34:38.400 Around that big... 0.98

00:34:41.020 Heady...

00:34:41.500 Heady pie hole...

00:34:42.500 He could have had a dang bird...

00:34:44.180 Living up in his...

00:34:45.040 In his face...

00:34:46.860 He was tall...

00:34:48.440 You know...

00:34:48.960 And a bird...

00:34:49.540 I could easily see...

00:34:50.340 He had tan skin...

00:34:51.220 That bird land in him...

00:34:52.620 And do an egg...

00:34:54.080 Or something in his ear...

00:34:55.620 But what I'm telling you about is...

00:34:58.180 Grubhub perks...

00:35:01.620 Get deals on the food you love...

00:35:03.340 If you already use...

00:35:04.620 Food apps a lot...

00:35:06.340 Then use the one that's going to give you...

00:35:08.380 Dang resilience...

00:35:09.700 And...

00:35:10.860 Rewards...

00:35:12.880 Grubhub perks...

00:35:14.740 Grubhub...

00:35:15.660 Has all the food you love...

00:35:16.860 From your favorite local restaurants...

00:35:18.380 Man...

00:35:18.560 Get it what you want man...

00:35:20.240 Get you an Olive Garden baby...

00:35:22.240 Get you a Jerry's little...

00:35:24.060 Ice cream... 0.99

00:35:26.660 Get you a freaking... 0.98

00:35:27.640 Reginald's taco bro... 0.99

00:35:30.740 You know what I'm saying...

00:35:31.740 Get what you want...

00:35:33.340 You know...

00:35:33.860 Big Sal's...

00:35:34.740 Hot Pocket...

00:35:37.340 Get what you want...

00:35:39.020 Some places offer special things...

00:35:41.640 You want to eat...

00:35:42.920 Baked beans out of a fleshlight...

00:35:44.760 Maybe there's a place that can do it...

00:35:47.340 Well Grubhub will help you...

00:35:49.900 You want to eat a hot custard...

00:35:53.280 Out of a newborn baby's ball cap...

00:35:55.700 There might be a place that could help it...

00:35:58.060 Help you make that happen...

00:36:00.000 And Grubhub...

00:36:01.120 Is going to be working with them...

00:36:02.740 With Grubhub...

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00:36:06.940 They're on there...

00:36:07.820 You can try a variety of cuisines...

00:36:09.840 Order ahead and pick up your favorite food...

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00:36:14.740 Get the food you love with perks...

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00:36:19.340 Grub...

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00:36:21.920 Take a break from cooking...

00:36:23.640 Grubhub a little...

00:36:24.560 Grubhub a little...

00:36:25.340 Grubhub a little...

00:36:26.340 All right...

00:36:26.940 So more in the news...

00:36:28.440 A Tennessee man...

00:36:31.040 Named Bill Doris...

00:36:33.440 Leave five million dollars...

00:36:35.440 To his dog...

00:36:36.940 He said...

00:36:38.980 She's a good girl...

00:36:41.620 Man...

00:36:43.140 Man...

00:36:45.140 That's hard to stomach man...

00:36:48.800 Hell...

00:36:49.360 That's hard to cow stomach...

00:36:50.540 And they got eight stomachs...

00:36:52.140 Just the fact that...

00:36:54.280 That's what we get...

00:36:56.140 That's what we get humans...

00:36:58.960 The way we want to treat each other...

00:37:01.900 Then now the money go to the animal...

00:37:04.580 You want to light your grandmother's...

00:37:06.380 Little cat's tail on fire...

00:37:09.000 We're going to see who gets the last laugh now...

00:37:11.560 Aren't we?

00:37:12.140 When Biscuit...

00:37:13.740 Gets that inheritance...

00:37:15.680 And suddenly...

00:37:16.700 You know...

00:37:16.960 You're working for a Dalmatian somewhere...

00:37:19.980 Times have changed man...

00:37:21.780 I'm telling you...

00:37:23.220 You got to start treating...

00:37:25.000 Your grandparents...

00:37:26.380 Well...

00:37:27.140 You don't want to eat...

00:37:28.340 Nana's...

00:37:29.140 Banana bread...

00:37:31.340 Well...

00:37:31.980 Guess who is eating it...

00:37:33.040 Little Petey...

00:37:35.120 It's going to be wild...

00:37:36.700 When you're living in a bird cage...

00:37:38.060 For the rest of your life...

00:37:39.700 And Petey's out there...

00:37:40.720 On his computer all day...

00:37:42.460 On his Ameritrade account...

00:37:45.360 It's just where we're at...

00:37:47.860 It's where we're at as people man...

00:37:49.780 One more news beat here...

00:37:54.780 Scientists...

00:37:56.320 If you believe in them...

00:37:58.220 Want to send...

00:37:59.400 335 million...

00:38:01.460 Seed...

00:38:02.380 Sperm...

00:38:03.260 And egg samples...

00:38:04.240 To the moon...

00:38:05.180 To create a lunar...

00:38:07.280 Noah's Ark...

00:38:08.380 That's what it's come down to...

00:38:11.800 Folks...

00:38:12.040 We are...

00:38:12.620 We're basically...

00:38:13.380 Jerking off into space...

00:38:15.340 Spraying out...

00:38:16.700 Busting heavy...

00:38:17.780 Out into the atmosphere...

00:38:20.780 What's going on?

00:38:23.660 Just be honest...

00:38:24.560 We're trying to get rid of ginger... 1.00

00:38:27.280 Seed...

00:38:28.780 It's been highly reported...

00:38:31.720 That for decades...

00:38:32.900 Nobody's been buying that ginger bust... 1.00

00:38:34.780 Over there at the sperm account...

00:38:36.780 And so...

00:38:37.780 Times have changed man...

00:38:39.780 Times have changed...

00:38:42.380 And now they got to send it out into space...

00:38:44.120 Hopefully it knocks up an alien... 0.91

00:38:45.780 That's crazy man... 0.93

00:38:48.780 Some cyborg rolls up...

00:38:51.780 Looking like...

00:38:52.780 Banta... 0.99

00:38:54.780 Remember Banta...

00:38:55.780 From...

00:38:56.280 Superheroes...

00:38:58.180 Or whatever...

00:38:58.420 What is that thing called?

00:38:59.060 Banta from... 0.66

00:39:01.780 Oh...

00:39:03.180 Blanca...

00:39:05.780 From...

00:39:08.780 Street Fighter...

00:39:09.780 Yep...

00:39:15.280 Going to be a bunch of Blancas out there... 1.00

00:39:17.040 Boy...

00:39:18.420 Going to be a bunch of Blancas out there... 1.00

00:39:20.780 But that's how desperate we are...

00:39:23.300 You know...

00:39:23.620 Nobody wants that ginger bust... 1.00

00:39:26.860 I mean...

00:39:27.280 Probably the last two gangs I know...

00:39:29.160 Or even...

00:39:30.320 This fellow Andrew Santino...

00:39:31.840 A young comedian...

00:39:32.780 And...

00:39:33.280 Andy Dalton...

00:39:35.780 Who's playing for Chicago Bears now...

00:39:37.780 So...

00:39:40.780 It's a wild world man...

00:39:42.780 But yeah...

00:39:43.700 They...

00:39:43.980 We...

00:39:44.280 We jerking out into space now... 0.99

00:39:46.540 Hoping to knock up a damn moon... 0.99

00:39:48.400 Or something... 0.99

00:39:49.940 It's going to be funny...

00:39:51.020 Nine months from now...

00:39:51.820 You're going to see a moon...

00:39:52.780 Just...

00:39:53.160 A leg...

00:39:53.920 Pop out of the moon...

00:39:55.700 A little wiener...

00:39:56.620 A little ivory...

00:39:58.480 Hmm...

00:39:58.780 Different times...

00:40:00.780 Different times...

00:40:01.780 I'm going to tell you right now...

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00:40:27.780 When I was young...

00:40:30.220 If you wanted to get erect... 0.69

00:40:31.340 You had to go... 0.98

00:40:31.980 You know...

00:40:33.720 You had to run outside... 1.00

00:40:35.320 Put your dick in the sun... 1.00

00:40:36.500 You had to do different things... 1.00

00:40:37.580 With your wiener... 1.00

00:40:38.460 Your penis... 1.00

00:40:39.060 Bro... 1.00

00:40:39.780 You know...

00:40:42.640 You had to do...

00:40:43.260 You had to just be wild... 1.00

00:40:44.780 Hang your penis out the window... 1.00

00:40:47.220 While y'all was driving... 1.00

00:40:47.940 Let that wind hit it...

00:40:50.300 Get that wind rod...

00:40:51.600 Huh?

00:40:52.840 Pop heavy off that breeze...

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00:41:14.320 In our neighborhood...

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00:41:16.840 Once... 1.00

00:41:17.080 And his penis fell off the bed... 1.00

00:41:18.900 His erection... 1.00

00:41:20.520 And broke the back of a full-grown cat... 1.00

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00:41:58.420 Or things you want to send in...

00:41:59.540 Send them in...

00:42:00.740 If you want to nominate...

00:42:02.040 A single mom for our...

00:42:03.680 You know...

00:42:05.100 To help...

00:42:05.580 You know...

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00:42:06.980 If you want to nominate...

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00:42:24.160 There...

00:42:25.240 A little bit of liquid death...

00:42:27.060 On that St. Paddy's Day...

00:42:30.300 Oh...

00:42:31.160 Man...

00:42:34.040 I got a new house...

00:42:34.660 I'm excited...

00:42:36.400 You know...

00:42:36.680 I think some of it's hitting me...

00:42:37.560 I think there's some fear...

00:42:38.440 But I'm just...

00:42:38.940 You know...

00:42:39.260 It'd be nice...

00:42:40.320 Get like a little...

00:42:42.280 Get a hamper...

00:42:44.420 You know...

00:42:44.820 Get some stuff...

00:42:45.540 That you're going to keep...

00:42:47.900 You know...

00:42:48.880 Most of my life...

00:42:49.540 It's just been very transient...

00:42:52.040 Um...

00:42:52.920 It's hard for me to commit to stuff...

00:42:57.580 I mean...

00:42:58.400 I'll even go do a yoga session...

00:43:00.360 Or something at a gym...

00:43:01.980 And they offer you that 10 pack...

00:43:03.580 And it's...

00:43:04.660 $60 cheaper or something...

00:43:06.940 And I won't do it...

00:43:07.720 I can't commit to 10 sessions...

00:43:08.920 Even if it's over the course of a year...

00:43:11.600 I like to get that one session...

00:43:14.080 It's manageable...

00:43:15.960 You know...

00:43:17.200 So...

00:43:18.480 I'm curious to see...

00:43:19.600 Kind of...

00:43:20.620 Uh...

00:43:21.480 You know...

00:43:23.240 Some of what will come from having...

00:43:24.740 Um...

00:43:25.460 That homestead experience...

00:43:26.920 One more news...

00:43:29.660 Panda Express...

00:43:30.560 Employee forced to strip...

00:43:32.000 During trust building exercise...

00:43:33.920 Look lady... 1.00

00:43:37.700 You know...

00:43:38.540 It's...

00:43:39.100 I mean...

00:43:40.260 Look...

00:43:41.480 When people want that panda...

00:43:43.060 They want it fast...

00:43:44.100 You feel me?

00:43:44.740 That's what I'm saying...

00:43:45.820 Boo boo...

00:43:45.920 Boo... 0.54

00:43:46.920 We've all been molested... 0.98

00:43:49.180 Lady... 1.00

00:43:50.600 You know...

00:43:51.020 I want to be there for you...

00:43:52.080 But at this point...

00:43:52.840 Everybody's been molested...

00:43:54.400 And over molested...

00:43:56.080 Don't...

00:43:56.460 Remolested...

00:43:58.100 Unmolested...

00:43:59.280 Oh...

00:43:59.720 You know...

00:44:00.920 People have been molested...

00:44:03.640 Mo...

00:44:04.240 Molested...

00:44:05.280 Molested...

00:44:06.200 Mo...

00:44:06.460 You know...

00:44:06.920 It's just...

00:44:07.400 It's all...

00:44:09.640 You know...

00:44:10.240 No matter what industry you're in...

00:44:11.920 You're going to get molested...

00:44:12.920 I hate to say that... 0.95

00:44:15.700 But if you're at the movie industry...

00:44:17.220 You know...

00:44:17.800 Harvey Webstein is molesting people... 0.89

00:44:20.640 Uh... 0.93

00:44:21.100 Larry Johnson...

00:44:22.520 Uh...

00:44:23.040 Bill Clinton...

00:44:25.140 You know...

00:44:26.100 Um...

00:44:29.060 You know...

00:44:29.760 Joseph Biden...

00:44:30.700 Smelling children...

00:44:32.740 Somebody's got to get...

00:44:33.900 Apparently...

00:44:35.580 Apparently...

00:44:36.780 Look at Game of Thrones...

00:44:37.920 Half the show... 0.50

00:44:38.540 People's getting molested...

00:44:39.920 So...

00:44:45.200 Apparently...

00:44:46.120 You know...

00:44:46.580 Whether you're in sports...

00:44:48.080 Or whatever...

00:44:49.200 And I'm not saying...

00:44:50.420 Justifying...

00:44:51.240 And I'm just saying...

00:44:52.020 Lady... 1.00

00:44:52.320 That it...

00:44:53.580 You know...

00:44:54.280 I'm sorry...

00:44:55.300 You know...

00:44:57.920 But we've all got a...

00:44:58.840 I mean...

00:44:59.140 I got a close family member...

00:45:01.440 You know...

00:45:01.960 That suffers from addiction...

00:45:03.240 Of drugs and alcohol...

00:45:04.160 Because...

00:45:05.200 They used to have to go...

00:45:06.140 Horseback riding...

00:45:07.040 With a...

00:45:07.340 With a fellow...

00:45:08.180 You know...

00:45:08.560 And we was just trying to make pizza...

00:45:09.900 This is over there...

00:45:11.340 So...

00:45:12.180 Everybody's got to...

00:45:13.100 You know...

00:45:14.380 Everybody's getting molested...

00:45:16.740 Really...

00:45:17.020 Somehow...

00:45:17.720 I got a...

00:45:18.540 I know a friend...

00:45:19.740 Who was a straight man...

00:45:21.620 You know...

00:45:22.860 Or what...

00:45:23.120 He was...

00:45:23.520 He was straight at the time...

00:45:25.120 And he...

00:45:26.200 Might still be straight...

00:45:28.300 So...

00:45:30.540 That's up to him and God...

00:45:31.620 But it's...

00:45:32.260 Um...

00:45:33.520 He...

00:45:34.520 He was trying to get a job...

00:45:37.780 At a hair salon...

00:45:38.520 And he wanted to be the last straight...

00:45:40.060 Hair man...

00:45:41.120 And he was...

00:45:43.260 They had two men...

00:45:44.180 That made him do...

00:45:45.680 Cocaine...

00:45:46.380 With glitter in it...

00:45:47.960 You know...

00:45:49.660 Outside of an O-Town concert...

00:45:51.240 Up there near...

00:45:52.140 Liberty...

00:45:53.400 Out there near Liberty...

00:45:54.620 New York...

00:45:55.060 Outside of Rochester...

00:45:56.260 So... 1.00

00:45:57.300 And they tried to touch his ass... 1.00

00:45:58.940 And everything... 1.00

00:45:59.500 And his booty hole... 0.65

00:46:00.320 Booty pipe...

00:46:01.740 So it's all...

00:46:02.840 You know...

00:46:03.500 That's work...

00:46:04.280 If you want to work...

00:46:04.940 You know...

00:46:05.160 I hate to say it...

00:46:05.900 But every...

00:46:06.460 Anywhere you look...

00:46:07.360 People are getting touched...

00:46:08.580 Or touched out...

00:46:11.100 So that's...

00:46:13.520 I mean that's...

00:46:14.100 Unfortunately...

00:46:14.600 That's big business...

00:46:16.100 You know...

00:46:17.700 It's very sad...

00:46:20.100 It's very sad...

00:46:22.260 But I mean...

00:46:22.780 Hell...

00:46:23.040 Half my friends have been busted for...

00:46:25.340 You know...

00:46:25.860 Or accused of sexual...

00:46:26.820 It's just...

00:46:27.500 Everybody...

00:46:28.060 So I'm not shocked...

00:46:29.080 If you work at a Panda Express...

00:46:31.100 If somebody's serving...

00:46:33.520 You know...

00:46:34.420 They got you over there...

00:46:35.720 On that steamed rice...

00:46:37.100 They trying to serve that frickin'...

00:46:41.260 You know... 0.80

00:46:43.220 They trying to walk you up...

00:46:44.580 With that egg roll...

00:46:45.480 You feel me...

00:46:46.060 Boo...

00:46:46.360 Boo...

00:46:46.920 I'm just saying...

00:46:50.320 I'm not...

00:46:50.920 I'm just saying...

00:46:51.680 I'm not shocked...

00:46:52.960 If you over there...

00:46:53.860 Slanging that orange chicken...

00:46:56.220 That every now and then...

00:46:57.920 People want a little... 0.88

00:46:59.400 They want to huff on that frickin'... 0.98

00:47:01.320 On that little booty monkey... 0.96

00:47:04.000 You feel me...

00:47:04.620 On that little... 0.99

00:47:05.260 On that dirty monkey... 0.99

00:47:06.320 So that's all... 0.99

00:47:07.780 I'm just saying...

00:47:08.380 I'm not shocked...

00:47:09.180 Alright...

00:47:10.260 Let's get into some calls...

00:47:12.340 Man...

00:47:13.060 We had some great calls...

00:47:16.080 That came in here...

00:47:16.760 On the hotline...

00:47:18.060 Um...

00:47:19.440 Let's get into it right now...

00:47:21.920 This is Zachary...

00:47:23.700 Yeah...

00:47:23.960 What's up?

00:47:24.560 This is Zachary from Illinois...

00:47:26.060 What's up?

00:47:27.280 Zachary...

00:47:28.060 And look...

00:47:29.740 Illinois...

00:47:30.520 Man...

00:47:31.120 Is uh...

00:47:32.740 Illinois is a good place...

00:47:34.180 To get diabetes...

00:47:35.180 Man...

00:47:35.380 While you work hard...

00:47:37.320 Some places...

00:47:38.680 It's diabetes only...

00:47:39.800 But you guys will stay busy...

00:47:41.760 And uh...

00:47:42.700 Get the disease...

00:47:43.920 And so that's pretty...

00:47:45.760 You know...

00:47:46.440 Hats off to you...

00:47:47.220 I don't have a hat...

00:47:48.580 I'm a senior in high school this year...

00:47:50.520 And I'm in desperate need...

00:47:52.320 Of a senior quote...

00:47:53.240 And I thought...

00:47:53.620 Who better to give me a senior quote...

00:47:55.220 Than the Theo Vaughn...

00:47:56.320 So if you give me a...

00:47:57.320 A funny one-liner...

00:47:58.700 Some words of wisdom...

00:47:59.920 For my senior quote...

00:48:00.720 That'd be great...

00:48:01.460 Thanks...

00:48:01.840 Take care...

00:48:02.460 Bye...

00:48:03.320 Well I can tell you straight up...

00:48:04.920 That the road to the strap...

00:48:06.700 Goes...

00:48:07.740 Through the rat...

00:48:10.240 You know that right there...

00:48:12.080 Baby...

00:48:12.420 Boy...

00:48:13.240 I think another good senior quote...

00:48:15.960 Might be...

00:48:17.240 Knock knock...

00:48:19.480 Who's there?

00:48:23.240 And that's it...

00:48:26.240 And a lot of people are gonna be like... 0.99

00:48:29.520 Damn... 1.00

00:48:29.820 This guy... 1.00

00:48:30.300 Something's wrong with this guy...

00:48:31.780 That's fine...

00:48:33.880 That's fine man...

00:48:35.680 Because it's just that vague...

00:48:37.340 You know... 0.99

00:48:38.880 It's that dirty oyster bro... 0.89

00:48:42.880 It's that Easter oyster... 0.96

00:48:45.180 Sometime you open up...

00:48:46.260 An oyster around Easter...

00:48:47.680 And it gots a little chocolate in it...

00:48:49.460 You say... 1.00

00:48:49.840 Damn... 0.99

00:48:50.280 How'd this little... 1.00

00:48:51.880 Shellfish...

00:48:52.680 Get this sweet goodie...

00:48:53.760 But that's God...

00:48:55.680 That's that Easter oyster baby...

00:48:58.400 So that's what I would go with...

00:49:00.140 What do you guys think?

00:49:00.920 That's a good question...

00:49:01.740 To put out to the universe...

00:49:03.680 And don't read any off of the internet...

00:49:06.740 And come at me with those...

00:49:08.680 Because I thought about doing that already...

00:49:11.420 But I thought I gotta think something up...

00:49:13.680 So I thought...

00:49:15.440 Knock knock...

00:49:16.060 Who's there?

00:49:16.820 What else would be good?

00:49:30.900 I never got to smoke crack...

00:49:39.900 And that's a true statement for me...

00:49:44.780 But it's something I thought might be nice to have in a yearbook...

00:49:47.120 Just to kind of document where you are in your life...

00:49:49.360 You could also just admit something that happened...

00:49:58.820 You know...

00:50:00.820 You know...

00:50:02.700 Just tell the truth about something...

00:50:04.080 I hit a hot girl with my car... 1.00

00:50:05.700 When I was in high school...

00:50:07.240 And...

00:50:08.360 Sometimes I don't really admit it...

00:50:11.820 You know...

00:50:15.000 She was walking...

00:50:15.920 It was...

00:50:16.340 You know...

00:50:16.880 And...

00:50:17.760 I feel bad...

00:50:18.900 But it's like...

00:50:20.060 We don't know what God has in store for us...

00:50:23.180 So you have to think about it like that, man...

00:50:25.420 But good luck, Zatchery... 1.00

00:50:26.760 And if you guys have a recommendation for him...

00:50:29.160 985-664-9503...

00:50:34.280 This TikTok came in of a grandmother... 0.90

00:50:40.280 And let's see what she had to say...

00:50:42.780 I'm about to get something here to eat...

00:50:44.180 I won't...

00:50:45.900 What's wrong with you?

00:50:47.100 You done pissed me off... 0.90

00:50:48.700 Taping me... 1.00

00:50:49.660 Motherfucker... 1.00

00:50:50.700 Don't be talking ugly... 1.00

00:50:55.740 You ought to not be telling people my damn business... 1.00

00:50:59.120 If I want to fuck, I can fuck... 1.00

00:51:00.620 It ain't nobody's business but mine... 1.00

00:51:03.740 Amen to that...

00:51:05.400 Amen...

00:51:06.780 That's five years ago...

00:51:08.560 When?

00:51:08.900 Five years ago...

00:51:10.700 You don't have to be doing that...

00:51:13.220 Why?

00:51:13.780 I'm too old?

00:51:14.880 No?

00:51:15.300 No?

00:51:16.720 So look...

00:51:17.480 Right there...

00:51:18.060 You see...

00:51:18.800 What's happening here really...

00:51:21.480 And this is unfortunate...

00:51:22.400 That this kind of happens...

00:51:23.100 A lot of older senior citizens... 0.99

00:51:24.960 Are being used for...

00:51:26.480 TikTok clout...

00:51:28.140 And you see that a lot, man...

00:51:30.820 And right here...

00:51:31.420 Grandma got birded down...

00:51:33.020 About ten years ago...

00:51:34.240 Or something...

00:51:34.720 Five years ago...

00:51:35.880 She was working at a Panda Express...

00:51:37.760 Obviously...

00:51:38.660 And uh... 1.00

00:51:39.540 If I want to fuck, I can fuck... 1.00

00:51:41.000 It ain't nobody's business but mine... 1.00

00:51:43.400 Somebody wanted to freaking warm up that pink monkey... 1.00

00:51:46.400 You feel me?

00:51:47.220 And um...

00:51:48.160 That's what happened...

00:51:48.980 And I hate to say that...

00:51:49.880 It's pretty...

00:51:50.980 You know...

00:51:51.340 I feel pretty dirty saying it...

00:51:52.980 Um...

00:51:53.380 But...

00:51:54.000 You know...

00:51:55.740 We all know what sex is... 0.98

00:51:57.140 And how it happens...

00:51:58.400 And that's insertion...

00:51:59.920 So...

00:52:02.920 But uh...

00:52:05.920 Yeah...

00:52:06.860 People blasting out their grandparents...

00:52:08.920 So they could get that clout...

00:52:10.280 That TikTok fame...

00:52:11.860 They're doing the same thing with mentals on there...

00:52:14.920 You know...

00:52:15.820 You'll scroll through a TikTok...

00:52:17.700 And the next thing you know...

00:52:18.420 You logged on to a couple mentals...

00:52:20.920 And it's some guy over there...

00:52:22.280 Eating out of a dog bowl or something...

00:52:24.920 Or they putting...

00:52:26.080 You know...

00:52:26.340 They beating them with a...

00:52:27.160 You know...

00:52:28.800 You know...

00:52:29.220 Pillows...

00:52:29.760 You know...

00:52:30.460 They'll get two mentals out there...

00:52:31.840 And have them pillow fight each other... 0.88

00:52:33.660 You know...

00:52:35.080 Before they get on a little bus...

00:52:36.420 Or whatever...

00:52:36.880 And it's just...

00:52:37.720 That's what people are getting off on...

00:52:39.680 I guess...

00:52:41.300 And building their clout with...

00:52:45.300 And some of this...

00:52:46.280 Who knows how it can go...

00:52:47.400 How it could end...

00:52:48.200 You know...

00:52:48.400 That's what I wonder...

00:52:49.080 How does it...

00:52:50.020 What's the long term?

00:52:52.580 You know...

00:52:52.980 When I was young...

00:52:53.680 They had a group that would come to our town...

00:52:55.160 It was called...

00:52:55.700 Fag Fist Fights... 1.00

00:52:57.620 And it was...

00:52:59.140 This was a group that came through Louisiana... 0.97

00:53:01.300 It was gay men would fist fight each other... 1.00

00:53:03.620 If I want to fuck... 1.00

00:53:04.480 I can fuck... 1.00

00:53:05.080 It ain't nobody's business but mine... 1.00

00:53:07.620 And this isn't my term for it...

00:53:09.560 This is what they called it...

00:53:10.580 This was a different time...

00:53:11.680 Where people were...

00:53:13.000 You know...

00:53:13.440 It wasn't about the wording...

00:53:14.680 It was about who people are...

00:53:16.160 And what's happening...

00:53:17.080 And there was a lot of love...

00:53:18.860 And support in the air...

00:53:19.760 And we'd go out and pay $5...

00:53:21.460 To go over there to the bar...

00:53:23.080 And...

00:53:25.580 And watch these fellas arm down...

00:53:28.000 Baby...

00:53:29.080 I mean...

00:53:29.680 Watch these boys just knuckle out...

00:53:32.080 And you know...

00:53:35.560 Obviously one of my best friends...

00:53:36.840 Was one of the...

00:53:37.860 Strongest...

00:53:38.700 Gay... 0.98

00:53:39.300 Fighters in America ever... 0.94

00:53:40.940 Named...

00:53:41.440 Billy Conforto...

00:53:42.540 And he passed away man...

00:53:46.460 And I...

00:53:46.760 I gotta reach out to Chucky over there...

00:53:48.720 And we gotta get a bench for him...

00:53:50.540 Over there in Slide L...

00:53:52.660 And we'll see what we can do...

00:53:53.660 So I'm gonna do that this week...

00:53:55.540 But...

00:53:57.540 Um...

00:53:59.540 Yeah...

00:54:00.120 So anyway...

00:54:00.480 That's what's going on...

00:54:01.260 Grandma's pissed man... 1.00

00:54:02.480 Cause she's trying to get that ween... 1.00

00:54:03.960 That late ween...

00:54:05.480 And you start to wonder...

00:54:06.840 As you get older...

00:54:07.580 What's the last hurrah... 0.98

00:54:09.540 When you're gonna get that last butt... 0.98

00:54:11.700 That last bust... 0.97

00:54:12.760 You know...

00:54:13.160 That last suckle... 1.00

00:54:15.540 When do you think it's too old...

00:54:18.100 When do you think you'll shut it down...

00:54:19.520 At six...

00:54:20.540 And you can hit the hotline for that as well...

00:54:24.040 985-664...

00:54:25.520 9-5-0-3... 0.84

00:54:27.140 When you're gonna shut down that sex... 1.00

00:54:28.560 That booty magic... 0.99

00:54:30.660 You know...

00:54:31.100 When you're gonna stop...

00:54:32.560 Doing that... 0.92

00:54:34.600 That dirty David Copperfield...

00:54:37.400 You know... 0.94

00:54:37.740 Put out...

00:54:39.040 You know...

00:54:39.340 I'm pulling that rabbit out of your cooch... 1.00

00:54:41.820 Gang baby... 1.00

00:54:42.580 Damn... 1.00

00:54:44.120 Um... 1.00

00:54:44.880 You know what...

00:54:47.860 We got...

00:54:49.240 A...

00:54:50.380 We got a really nice single mom submission...

00:54:52.580 That came in right here...

00:54:53.300 You know we are...

00:54:54.400 You know...

00:54:54.860 Always trying to do what we can...

00:54:56.860 To help out the ladies that helped us out...

00:55:00.860 You know...

00:55:01.660 For those of you that were raised by single moms...

00:55:04.980 I wanna thank my friend Brittany too...

00:55:06.900 Mailed this shirt in to me...

00:55:07.860 And...

00:55:09.860 Um...

00:55:10.860 So let's see...

00:55:12.420 Let's see what we got here that came in...

00:55:14.260 Here's one...

00:55:15.860 What's up Theo...

00:55:17.060 My name is Dalton...

00:55:17.980 I'm from Ventura, California...

00:55:19.820 I'm a huge fan of yours...

00:55:21.660 Big Dalton...

00:55:22.320 What's up Big Dalton...

00:55:24.420 And Dalton is a name you might see like a...

00:55:28.860 Dalton...

00:55:29.860 You might see somebody say...

00:55:32.960 Hey Dalton...

00:55:33.560 Hey Dalton...

00:55:34.860 And that's you...

00:55:36.120 Let's hear it baby...

00:55:36.860 Um...

00:55:37.860 I especially love the thing that you do for single moms... 1.00

00:55:40.860 My sister Alex is 31 years old...

00:55:43.660 She has a beautiful four-year-old daughter named Cameron...

00:55:46.660 And she's also a labor and delivery nurse... 0.84

00:55:48.860 Um...

00:55:49.420 In June...

00:55:49.860 She also found out...

00:55:51.660 That she had stage four breast cancer...

00:55:53.860 Um...

00:55:53.960 She's gone through 16 rounds of chemo...

00:55:56.860 As well as just got her surgery done...

00:55:58.860 Over at UCLA recently...

00:56:00.860 She started in Radiation...

00:56:02.740 In April...

00:56:04.540 Um...

00:56:04.800 And I know a shout out from you...

00:56:06.640 Would mean the world to her...

00:56:08.380 So...

00:56:08.900 I hope you guys have a good day...

00:56:10.320 I appreciate you Theo...

00:56:11.560 I appreciate you Nick as well man...

00:56:13.280 Love you guys...

00:56:14.460 Gang brother...

00:56:15.860 Thank you man...

00:56:16.540 That's nice to see you there with your BJ...

00:56:18.540 With your...

00:56:19.180 Bizzin Jiu Jitsu shirts on...

00:56:22.040 And uh...

00:56:23.300 That's sweet that you care about your sister so much man...

00:56:25.960 You know...

00:56:26.860 Um...

00:56:28.860 You know...

00:56:29.800 It's amazing the magic that can be...

00:56:31.620 Kind of sewn between family...

00:56:34.120 You know...

00:56:34.460 And I'm feeling a little bit emotional at this moment...

00:56:36.220 But...

00:56:37.020 You know...

00:56:37.620 There's just something special about when we care about each other...

00:56:40.620 You know...

00:56:42.520 And I just noticed it there...

00:56:43.500 You call...

00:56:44.120 You know...

00:56:44.620 Uh...

00:56:45.620 Sorry...

00:56:46.120 One more time...

00:56:46.640 Let me get this...

00:56:47.620 Uh...

00:56:48.620 What's up Theo?

00:56:50.020 My name is Dalton...

00:56:50.960 I'm from Ventura, California...

00:56:52.500 And that's Big Dalton right there...

00:56:54.620 Yeah...

00:56:55.500 There's just something special Dalton about when we care...

00:56:58.100 When we...

00:56:59.580 Just are honest about how we feel...

00:57:02.100 You know...

00:57:02.380 You call you dishonest...

00:57:03.560 You say...

00:57:03.980 Hey man...

00:57:04.500 This is who I am...

00:57:06.560 This is who I care about...

00:57:08.800 And uh...

00:57:09.980 This is what's been going on with her...

00:57:12.160 And suddenly we can all feel that...

00:57:14.500 You know...

00:57:16.180 There's just a real power and vulnerability right there man...

00:57:18.980 Um...

00:57:19.660 Let's call Alex up...

00:57:20.660 Man...

00:57:20.800 I'm sure if she's a nurse too...

00:57:21.940 She probably is busy...

00:57:23.940 Labor and delivery... 1.00

00:57:25.120 Damn... 0.99

00:57:25.560 Hope I don't have any... 0.99

00:57:27.320 Boy you feel me son...

00:57:29.320 Here we go...

00:57:34.500 Oh...

00:57:37.580 Beautiful picture of the two of them...

00:57:40.500 Hello...

00:57:47.500 Hey...

00:57:48.060 Is Alex in there?

00:57:50.240 Yes...

00:57:50.680 This is her...

00:57:51.540 Hey Alex...

00:57:52.020 My name is Theo...

00:57:52.740 I am a friend of Dalton's...

00:57:54.640 Your brother...

00:57:55.200 He just wanted me to give you a call...

00:57:56.640 I just work...

00:57:57.640 Um...

00:57:58.240 On a podcast...

00:57:59.880 And we do like a thing...

00:58:00.980 Where people nominate...

00:58:03.220 Like people that...

00:58:04.740 That they know that are single moms...

00:58:06.520 That um...

00:58:07.940 That we kind of reach out to...

00:58:10.160 Theo Vaughn...

00:58:11.480 Oh my god...

00:58:12.520 Yeah...

00:58:12.940 Theo Vaughn...

00:58:13.480 Yeah...

00:58:13.820 That creep...

00:58:14.300 Hi...

00:58:15.160 Uh...

00:58:15.720 Hey...

00:58:16.100 How are you today?

00:58:17.660 I'm doing good...

00:58:18.440 How are you?

00:58:19.240 Oh...

00:58:19.560 I'm doing pretty good...

00:58:21.020 Uh...

00:58:21.380 Yeah...

00:58:21.660 Dalton...

00:58:22.060 He just loves you...

00:58:22.740 He said you work at the labor and delivery place...

00:58:25.880 That place...

00:58:26.860 Yeah...

00:58:27.340 Baby's dropping out like flies...

00:58:29.220 That's crazy...

00:58:30.540 And what's going on with them?

00:58:32.080 Are they looking healthy you think overall?

00:58:33.860 Or give me really the low down...

00:58:36.160 Well right now they're having...

00:58:37.720 So I've been out of work for...

00:58:40.160 Since July now...

00:58:41.700 Oh wow...

00:58:42.460 Um...

00:58:42.860 On a medical leave...

00:58:44.360 But from what I hear of all my friends at work...

00:58:46.760 It's like all those quarantine babies...

00:58:48.620 They're just booming and it's insane...

00:58:50.160 Really?

00:58:52.040 Yeah...

00:58:52.680 So people just locked up?

00:58:54.700 Everyone locked up...

00:58:55.880 And yeah...

00:58:56.260 What are you going to do?

00:58:57.200 I guess I get freaky...

00:58:58.560 Oh...

00:58:59.320 I guess man...

00:59:00.600 That sounds fun...

00:59:01.680 It also sounds miserable though...

00:59:03.180 I feel like...

00:59:04.200 I don't know if you want to knock something up...

00:59:05.880 That you still have to live with for a long time...

00:59:07.440 That seems like the scary part to me...

00:59:09.040 Right?

00:59:10.080 Well what I...

00:59:10.900 I was asking them...

00:59:11.800 I'm like...

00:59:12.100 How many like young kids do you have to get first?

00:59:14.560 You had all the schools down...

00:59:15.800 And parents are showing them a little work...

00:59:17.240 And all that...

00:59:18.020 So...

00:59:19.020 I think we're going to see a little spike in teen pregnancy...

00:59:21.640 Going on around...

00:59:22.480 Oh you think we're going to see a spike in teen pregnancy? 0.99

00:59:24.940 I do...

00:59:25.800 Yeah...

00:59:26.420 That's what I'm talking about...

00:59:27.400 If mom and dad are at work...

00:59:29.840 Oh yeah...

00:59:30.240 That's true I guess...

00:59:31.360 Oh yeah...

00:59:31.820 If they're going to work now...

00:59:32.920 Suddenly...

00:59:33.340 Oh yeah...

00:59:33.620 The teens have been raring to go...

00:59:35.160 Yeah...

00:59:35.440 Yeah...

00:59:35.940 Yeah...

00:59:36.400 Oh that was the most fun dude...

00:59:38.840 I mean not trying to be pregnant...

00:59:40.260 But just like when you were a teen...

00:59:41.960 That was like fun...

00:59:42.800 Trying to sneak around and be naughty...

00:59:44.400 Yeah...

00:59:45.040 Yeah...

00:59:45.640 Exactly...

00:59:46.600 My uh...

00:59:47.300 A lot of my friends at work are basically just like...

00:59:49.880 It's insane here...

00:59:50.840 So...

00:59:51.540 Stay out as long as you can...

00:59:53.400 Avoid it...

00:59:55.840 Yeah...

00:59:57.120 Well he just...

00:59:57.660 He sent this video and it was really sweet...

00:59:59.780 And he just...

01:00:00.280 You know...

01:00:00.620 Said just nice things about you...

01:00:02.160 He just...

01:00:02.820 You know...

01:00:03.020 Obviously really loves you...

01:00:04.180 And um...

01:00:05.520 And so yeah...

01:00:06.020 We just wanted to do something nice...

01:00:07.180 We just wanted to send a thousand bucks...

01:00:08.460 So you and uh...

01:00:09.580 The kiddo could go do something fun sometime...

01:00:11.840 Since...

01:00:12.440 Especially since you're out of work...

01:00:13.500 It'd be nice...

01:00:14.100 You could just go do maybe like...

01:00:15.400 Um...

01:00:16.280 I don't know...

01:00:17.020 What's open over there by you guys?

01:00:18.520 Things are starting to reopen...

01:00:21.580 Um...

01:00:22.700 I've been...

01:00:23.480 Kind of waiting for Disneyland or something like that to open...

01:00:26.340 So I can take...

01:00:26.980 She's... 1.00

01:00:27.260 She's never gone there...

01:00:28.440 So maybe...

01:00:29.840 That's insane...

01:00:30.760 Maybe we could do that then when they open...

01:00:33.260 Yeah...

01:00:33.700 That sounds perfect actually...

01:00:35.020 That'd be great...

01:00:35.660 Do you guys live in...

01:00:36.460 You guys live in California?

01:00:38.440 Yeah...

01:00:38.840 I'm in Ventura...

01:00:39.580 A little north from LA...

01:00:40.900 Oh yeah...

01:00:41.860 Yeah...

01:00:42.060 That's nice over there...

01:00:42.980 It's pretty nice...

01:00:44.580 It's...

01:00:44.920 Yeah...

01:00:45.300 Nice little...

01:00:45.880 Little beach spot...

01:00:47.000 Kind of gets away from the LA...

01:00:48.500 Hustle and Bustle...

01:00:49.500 Groovy...

01:00:50.820 And how...

01:00:51.540 And he said that you've been in radiation or something...

01:00:53.520 What's going on with it?

01:00:55.640 So I...

01:00:57.700 Um...

01:00:58.060 In July last summer...

01:00:59.900 I was diagnosed with breast cancer...

01:01:02.040 Oh...

01:01:02.360 Um...

01:01:03.640 So I went through...

01:01:06.220 I had to have a surgery...

01:01:07.580 It was...

01:01:08.380 Stage four already...

01:01:09.580 So there's a little spot on my liver...

01:01:11.280 That they took out...

01:01:12.400 And then I went through six months of...

01:01:14.940 Chemo...

01:01:15.800 Um...

01:01:16.360 And then I just...

01:01:17.900 Two weeks ago...

01:01:18.680 Had surgery...

01:01:19.780 Mm...

01:01:20.280 Did a double mastectomy...

01:01:21.680 I was having lymph nodes taken out...

01:01:23.400 And then in a couple weeks...

01:01:25.180 I will start...

01:01:26.440 Radiation...

01:01:27.520 And then I just found out that some of the cancer...

01:01:30.140 Had some other type of cancer...

01:01:32.940 Within...

01:01:33.620 Or the...

01:01:34.220 There was HER2 positive cells...

01:01:35.620 That they didn't know about...

01:01:36.560 And then I'll start a year of...

01:01:38.280 Immunotherapy...

01:01:39.340 And all that good stuff...

01:01:41.220 And then...

01:01:42.060 Man...

01:01:42.440 Yeah...

01:01:42.800 It's been quite...

01:01:43.440 Quite a...

01:01:44.140 Quite a year...

01:01:45.600 It sounds like it...

01:01:47.220 What do you think caused it?

01:01:48.280 Do you know?

01:01:48.860 Do you think like it could have...

01:01:50.020 Anything like kind of rung a bell...

01:01:51.580 You think when you think back on it?

01:01:53.760 I mean...

01:01:54.660 I don't know...

01:01:56.600 Like...

01:01:57.140 I don't have any...

01:01:58.140 There's no family history...

01:02:00.020 I was 30 when I found it...

01:02:01.940 I have...

01:02:04.580 I mean...

01:02:05.420 Maybe lifestyle...

01:02:06.980 You know...

01:02:07.420 I don't know...

01:02:07.960 Oh yeah...

01:02:08.240 Trust me...

01:02:08.760 I know...

01:02:09.360 If that's the case...

01:02:10.360 Dude...

01:02:10.520 I got it right here...

01:02:11.620 Lifestyle choices...

01:02:13.920 Yeah...

01:02:15.360 That could be it...

01:02:16.880 So...

01:02:17.360 Yeah...

01:02:17.560 Well it must have been a hell of a lifestyle...

01:02:19.340 You got that much of it in your system...

01:02:21.140 That's for sure...

01:02:21.720 Right?

01:02:23.520 Last night...

01:02:24.200 I'm like... 0.95

01:02:24.540 How fucking early did this show up in me... 0.97

01:02:26.700 If I'm 30 and it's day 4... 0.99

01:02:28.560 Like...

01:02:28.800 God...

01:02:29.500 What did I do?

01:02:30.240 It's that bad...

01:02:31.940 Oh man...

01:02:34.800 Well...

01:02:35.360 Dang...

01:02:35.880 That's so crazy...

01:02:36.800 Well I hope you feel better...

01:02:37.720 Whenever I get up there to Oxnard...

01:02:39.500 It's close to you guys...

01:02:40.280 Right?

01:02:41.380 Oh yeah...

01:02:41.800 Right next to us...

01:02:42.780 Oh sweet...

01:02:43.320 When I come up there...

01:02:44.340 Maybe later this year...

01:02:45.340 You guys will have to come out to a show sometime...

01:02:47.940 I would freaking love that...

01:02:49.300 We actually saw you...

01:02:50.920 A couple summers ago...

01:02:52.760 We went down to...

01:02:54.040 We were at the comedy store...

01:02:55.560 Yeah...

01:02:55.860 We were at the comedy store...

01:02:56.660 Saw you there...

01:02:57.580 It was awesome...

01:02:58.040 I'm a huge fan...

01:02:58.940 Oh...

01:02:59.780 That's sweet of you...

01:03:01.160 Yeah...

01:03:01.920 I'd love to come to you...

01:03:03.420 Yeah...

01:03:04.200 Thanks...

01:03:04.540 No...

01:03:04.720 That'd be awesome...

01:03:05.620 Well look...

01:03:07.120 Thank Dalton...

01:03:07.660 Whenever you talk to him...

01:03:08.760 And we'll thank him too...

01:03:10.080 And yeah...

01:03:10.960 We just want to send...

01:03:11.620 Just a little gift...

01:03:12.740 You guys can go do something fun...

01:03:14.020 Especially when Disneyland opens up...

01:03:15.480 That would be probably pretty sweet...

01:03:18.000 Alright...

01:03:18.440 So that's amazing...

01:03:19.840 Well I just thought it was so nice of him...

01:03:21.320 He just left such a nice message...

01:03:22.680 You know...

01:03:22.960 It's uh...

01:03:23.920 It's just nice when people just...

01:03:25.720 Kind of share how they feel about other people...

01:03:27.580 You know...

01:03:27.800 It's like...

01:03:28.420 Hell yeah...

01:03:29.780 We all need to hear it...

01:03:30.780 You know...

01:03:31.680 Yeah...

01:03:32.180 I'm gonna have to make him...

01:03:33.280 Let me listen to it...

01:03:34.480 Well...

01:03:37.380 Look...

01:03:37.780 If you've done some other things in your life...

01:03:39.340 You could definitely listen to this podcast...

01:03:40.980 That's for sure...

01:03:41.880 Okay...

01:03:42.700 I do listen to it...

01:03:45.400 I do...

01:03:45.940 You'll be fine...

01:03:47.400 You'll be fine...

01:03:48.600 Um...

01:03:49.300 We'll uh...

01:03:50.540 We'll take care...

01:03:51.480 And uh...

01:03:52.080 And thanks for making me laugh...

01:03:54.380 You're welcome...

01:03:55.720 You are very welcome...

01:03:57.000 Alright...

01:03:57.320 Give Dalton a hug for us...

01:03:58.760 You bet Alex...

01:03:59.500 Y'all have a good one...

01:04:00.340 I will...

01:04:01.020 You too...

01:04:01.700 Bye to you...

01:04:02.360 Bye bye... 1.00

01:04:03.300 Damn... 1.00

01:04:05.160 Did I say bye bye at the end? 1.00

01:04:06.700 Oh Jesus Christ...

01:04:08.420 Man...

01:04:09.140 What are you doing dude? 0.89

01:04:10.520 What are you freaking doing man? 0.76

01:04:14.360 Bye bye... 0.96

01:04:17.000 Ugh...

01:04:19.140 Just say bye...

01:04:20.120 Yeah...

01:04:20.520 Hey...

01:04:21.280 Thank you...

01:04:22.220 Anything like that man...

01:04:24.520 Oh...

01:04:25.400 That sounds perfect...

01:04:27.340 Yep...

01:04:27.960 Definitely...

01:04:28.320 We'll chat soon...

01:04:29.060 Any of those are good options...

01:04:30.880 Bye bye...

01:04:32.240 Bye bye...

01:04:33.520 Ugh...

01:04:36.440 Oh man...

01:04:39.000 Man...

01:04:39.600 She sounds so sweet...

01:04:40.600 Huh?

01:04:42.940 Isn't it...

01:04:43.540 Watt man...

01:04:44.000 It's so wild...

01:04:44.900 How life...

01:04:45.560 Picks and chooses...

01:04:46.660 And how the world...

01:04:47.440 Picks and chooses...

01:04:48.240 Certain things...

01:04:49.040 You know...

01:04:49.940 And who has to battle something...

01:04:51.560 And who doesn't...

01:04:52.860 And how we feel about it...

01:04:55.520 I could have talked to two people...

01:04:57.100 I could have talked to...

01:04:58.040 Two thousand people today...

01:05:00.040 That are doing great...

01:05:01.960 That are just...

01:05:02.700 Like...

01:05:03.480 Who are moving into a new house...

01:05:05.340 Or doing...

01:05:06.020 You know...

01:05:06.600 Or just got a...

01:05:08.460 A B on their paper...

01:05:10.180 Or a B minus...

01:05:11.240 Even...

01:05:12.240 Or C plus...

01:05:13.140 Or anything...

01:05:13.680 And...

01:05:13.980 And they wouldn't have been stoked...

01:05:17.500 You know...

01:05:18.660 And here you got Alex...

01:05:20.200 And she's feeling stoked...

01:05:21.480 Man...

01:05:22.920 It's just a reminder...

01:05:26.580 It's just that equalizer...

01:05:28.920 You know...

01:05:29.660 It makes me wonder...

01:05:31.940 What life is...

01:05:32.640 What it all...

01:05:33.120 What it is...

01:05:34.260 What are we doing out here?

01:05:38.860 Because the biggest moments...

01:05:40.700 Really...

01:05:41.000 I find...

01:05:41.540 I find...

01:05:42.040 You know...

01:05:42.300 I get a lot of joy...

01:05:43.300 When I do things...

01:05:44.100 Like a rollercoaster...

01:05:46.980 Or if you touch a little titty...

01:05:48.840 For the first time... 0.95

01:05:49.760 That early titty...

01:05:51.520 But outside of that...

01:05:55.520 And actually...

01:06:00.580 Riding in the back of a truck...

01:06:01.720 Is fun sometimes...

01:06:02.500 When you're young...

01:06:03.120 Feeling that wind on you...

01:06:04.300 And just feeling like...

01:06:05.200 Anything's possible...

01:06:08.140 You know...

01:06:08.440 Going skydiving...

01:06:10.360 Is fun...

01:06:11.020 It feels good...

01:06:15.040 You know...

01:06:15.800 Even busting down a little gram...

01:06:17.500 Every now and then...

01:06:18.220 If you had to...

01:06:18.940 When you was...

01:06:19.560 You know...

01:06:20.120 A child or something...

01:06:21.300 Doing...

01:06:21.600 You know...

01:06:21.820 Getting...

01:06:22.660 A buzz...

01:06:23.480 Or doing a cigarette...

01:06:24.520 But as I get older...

01:06:28.340 Really the thing...

01:06:29.420 That makes me feel...

01:06:30.540 A little good...

01:06:31.460 Is just that...

01:06:32.360 Just that one moment...

01:06:33.660 Of spark...

01:06:36.680 Or just that thing...

01:06:38.140 When people are just...

01:06:39.000 Being honest...

01:06:39.720 Saying...

01:06:40.080 Hey...

01:06:40.340 You know...

01:06:40.620 I'm just a human...

01:06:41.860 Living thing...

01:06:44.560 And...

01:06:45.520 This is who I'm proud of...

01:06:48.800 This is how I'm feeling...

01:06:50.000 This is what's going on...

01:06:52.660 You know...

01:06:53.520 I want to say...

01:06:54.880 I want to take one moment...

01:06:56.180 Out of my life...

01:06:56.700 To throw a little bit of homage...

01:06:58.740 To my sister...

01:06:59.440 Who's...

01:06:59.900 Had a tough go...

01:07:01.280 And just let her know...

01:07:02.180 How much I love her...

01:07:03.780 You know...

01:07:04.120 Or just let her know...

01:07:05.020 That I think about her...

01:07:05.760 When she's not around...

01:07:06.580 Let her know that she means...

01:07:07.760 Something to me...

01:07:12.420 You know...

01:07:14.700 We have a...

01:07:16.160 You know...

01:07:16.480 Especially I know people...

01:07:17.500 That have struggled...

01:07:18.500 And people...

01:07:18.780 We all...

01:07:19.320 I think we all just have a human desire...

01:07:21.060 We want to know that we're being thought of...

01:07:23.300 Or we want to know that we...

01:07:25.600 People care when we're not around...

01:07:27.240 You know...

01:07:27.380 We talked about it on here before...

01:07:29.420 You know...

01:07:29.780 I think we all do...

01:07:30.700 So...

01:07:31.240 Just a nice display of that...

01:07:34.800 Nice to see that...

01:07:35.920 Man...

01:07:36.100 That's where I find God...

01:07:37.000 Right there...

01:07:37.480 Man...

01:07:37.920 That's really...

01:07:39.460 That's really where I find God...

01:07:40.920 Um...

01:07:42.920 You know what...

01:07:47.460 How am I going to top that?

01:07:51.320 How am I going to top that?

01:07:54.280 I don't think...

01:07:54.880 I think we're okay...

01:07:55.920 We'll be good for another week...

01:07:58.060 If you got some exciting TikToks...

01:07:59.980 Or things you think we should discuss...

01:08:01.500 We want to try and get a little more visual...

01:08:03.320 On the program...

01:08:04.780 I want to thank Dalton...

01:08:05.640 For his submission for his sister...

01:08:07.860 I want to thank Zachary...

01:08:09.560 From Illinois...

01:08:11.020 Looking for the senior quote...

01:08:12.920 Um...

01:08:14.800 We got some other calls that came in...

01:08:16.380 And we'll get to them next week...

01:08:17.720 And we just want to wish you well...

01:08:20.140 Alex...

01:08:21.640 We want to just let you know...

01:08:23.200 You got to just...

01:08:23.980 Hundreds of thousands of new people...

01:08:25.300 That are just cheering for you...

01:08:26.600 And thinking of you...

01:08:28.120 And uh...

01:08:29.200 Yeah that'd be fun...

01:08:30.160 When I come up there...

01:08:30.740 I'm looking to start a new tour...

01:08:32.000 Actually towards the end of the year...

01:08:34.920 So we'll get into some of that later...

01:08:38.060 Um...

01:08:38.920 You know...

01:08:40.920 A lot of neat things...

01:08:42.000 I got to go get them groceries...

01:08:43.220 Man...

01:08:44.000 And see what it feels like...

01:08:46.020 To be in a dang new place...

01:08:47.360 It sounds scary...

01:08:48.260 Huh...

01:08:49.380 Remember...

01:08:50.000 And it's also hard to remember...

01:08:51.260 Where the light switches are...

01:08:52.800 That kind of stuff...

01:08:53.680 Just a lot of acclimation...

01:08:55.960 So...

01:08:56.460 But uh...

01:08:58.540 But thank you...

01:08:59.480 Uh...

01:08:59.700 Dalton for the nomination...

01:09:00.880 Yeah...

01:09:01.080 We want to do...

01:09:01.980 Just send you a nice gift...

01:09:03.200 Alex...

01:09:03.560 And I hope you go have fun...

01:09:05.140 Um...

01:09:06.100 When the world opens up for you...

01:09:07.520 And your little girl...

01:09:08.280 Man...

01:09:08.600 And I just...

01:09:09.680 You know...

01:09:10.000 I remember when my sister had her first baby...

01:09:12.160 And...

01:09:12.900 You know...

01:09:13.640 That little girl's 12 now...

01:09:14.960 I think...

01:09:15.460 And...

01:09:16.220 Man...

01:09:16.540 She just still means the world to me...

01:09:18.340 And...

01:09:18.900 Um...

01:09:19.700 And the bond that that creates...

01:09:21.420 Between...

01:09:22.340 Uh...

01:09:22.620 Siblings...

01:09:23.240 When some...

01:09:23.660 One of them have a child...

01:09:24.680 It's just real special...

01:09:25.860 And uh...

01:09:26.780 Just glad to be reminded of that today...

01:09:30.120 Of uh...

01:09:30.840 Of what that connection piece is...

01:09:32.440 You know...

01:09:32.760 Praise God...

01:09:33.420 Baby PTL...

01:09:35.100 Praise a lot...

01:09:36.840 Yeah...

01:09:37.340 Um...

01:09:39.060 All right...

01:09:39.460 Let's go out...

01:09:41.280 Uh...

01:09:42.780 Just how I get that feeling...

01:09:43.940 Sometimes you gotta get it man...

01:09:45.080 One person I know that always...

01:09:46.940 Uh...

01:09:47.220 Helps me get there...

01:09:48.440 Larry Fleet...

01:09:49.220 Where I Find God...

01:09:55.920 Happy St. Paddy's man...

01:10:04.400 The night I hit rock bottom...

01:10:07.860 Sitting on an old bar store...

01:10:10.060 Come on Larry...

01:10:11.280 He paid my tab...

01:10:12.740 And put me in a cab...

01:10:15.540 But he didn't have to...

01:10:17.440 Cause he could see...

01:10:19.440 I was hurting...

01:10:22.880 Oh I wish I'd got his name...

01:10:26.440 Cause I didn't feel...

01:10:30.100 Worth saving...

01:10:30.440 But he saved me...

01:10:33.440 But he saved me just the same...

01:10:36.440 Shout out Sherlock and Yardboy...

01:10:38.440 And Pop...

01:10:39.440 A day out on the water...

01:10:44.440 When the fish just wouldn't bite...

01:10:48.440 I put my pole down...

01:10:51.440 I'm floating around...

01:10:52.440 Thank you Nick and Sean...

01:10:53.440 It's just so quiet...

01:10:54.440 For making this episode...

01:10:56.440 I could hear my old man...

01:10:58.440 I could hear my old man...

01:11:00.440 Saying son...

01:11:02.440 Just be still...

01:11:04.440 Come on...

01:11:05.440 So you can't find peace like this...

01:11:08.440 In a bottle or a pill...

01:11:14.440 Come on...

01:11:15.440 Come on Larry...

01:11:16.440 From a bar stool...

01:11:18.440 To that even room...

01:11:20.440 Sunday morning...

01:11:22.440 In a church pew...

01:11:23.440 In a deer stand...

01:11:25.440 On a hay field...

01:11:27.440 An interstate...

01:11:28.440 Back to Nashville...

01:11:31.440 A Chevrolet...

01:11:32.440 With the windows down...

01:11:34.440 Me and him...

01:11:35.440 And I'm just riding around...

01:11:38.440 Sometimes...

01:11:40.440 Whether I'm looking for him or not...

01:11:44.440 That's where I find God...

01:11:53.440 Sometimes late at night...

01:11:57.440 I lie there and listen...

01:12:00.440 To the sound of her heart beating...

01:12:03.440 That's all the crickets are saying...

01:12:07.440 I don't know what they're saying...

01:12:12.440 But it sounds like a hymn to me...

01:12:15.440 Come on...

01:12:17.440 No, I ain't too good at praying...

01:12:23.440 But thanks for everything...

01:12:25.440 Let's go Larry Bear...

01:12:26.440 Come on Larry...

01:12:27.440 Come on...

01:12:28.440 From a bar stool...

01:12:30.440 To that even room...

01:12:31.440 Sunday morning...

01:12:33.440 In a church pew...

01:12:34.440 In a deer stand...

01:12:36.440 Or a hay field...

01:12:38.440 An interstate...

01:12:40.440 Back to Nashville...

01:12:42.440 A Chevrolet...

01:12:43.440 With the windows down...

01:12:46.440 Me and him...

01:12:47.440 Just riding around...

01:12:49.440 Sometimes...

01:12:52.440 Whether I'm looking for him or not...

01:12:55.440 That's where I find God...

01:12:56.440 Come on...

01:12:57.440 That's where I find God...

01:12:58.440 That's where I find God...

01:13:00.440 Come on...

01:13:02.440 From a bar stool...

01:13:04.440 To that even room...

01:13:05.440 Someday morning...

01:13:06.440 In a church pew...

01:13:08.440 Someday morning...

01:13:09.440 In a church pew...

01:13:11.440 In a deer stand...

01:13:13.440 Or a hay field...

01:13:15.440 In a state...

01:13:16.440 Back to Nashville...

01:13:18.440 A Chevrolet...

01:13:20.440 With the windows down...

01:13:22.440 Me and him...

01:13:24.440 Just riding around...

01:13:26.440 Talking...

01:13:27.440 I do that a lot...

01:13:30.440 I do that a lot...

01:13:34.440 I do that a lot...

01:13:38.440 That's where I find God...

01:13:40.440 That's where I find God...

01:13:50.440 That's that hitter baby... 0.99

01:13:52.440 Man that really is that hitter right there...

01:13:55.440 Thank you Nick and Sean and Colin...

01:13:58.440 Producers and associate producers for helping me put together an episode today...

01:14:02.440 Thank you for everybody that listens to the podcast man...

01:14:06.440 And is a part of our lives...

01:14:07.440 And for letting us be a part of yours...

01:14:11.440 You guys be good to yourself...

01:14:13.440 You deserve it...

01:14:14.440 Okay...

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 17, 2021

E329 Easter Oyster

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