This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E332 Christmas Friends

00:00:00.080 Today's episode is brought to you by Gray Block Pizza, 1811 Pico Boulevard, on the way to the beach in Los Angeles.

00:00:08.960 Gray Block, get that hitter.

00:00:12.380 And they used to have a big girl bus, they called her Clutch.

00:00:16.940 And that's what they called her.

00:00:19.300 Because she was, uh, conceived in a, um, standard vehicle.

00:00:28.340 You know?

00:00:30.260 So, that's how that works, baby.

00:00:33.980 Um, good to be here, man.

00:00:36.140 I'm just an egomaniac with an inferiority complex.

00:00:42.300 And I'm just trying to come up.

00:00:44.560 Who isn't?

00:00:52.040 Come on.

00:00:53.640 This is the Come Up with Eddie 9V.

00:00:57.460 I'm on a come up.

00:01:02.680 Yeah.

00:01:04.300 Feels real good after I've been so blue.

00:01:07.820 Mm-hmm.

00:01:08.920 He's on a come up.

00:01:10.400 He's on a come up.

00:01:11.760 I'm on a come up.

00:01:15.200 It feels so good to have a brand new view.

00:01:19.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:20.880 He's on a come up.

00:01:21.400 Well, I just broke off with my baby.

00:01:26.560 Now I can finally get the love in you.

00:01:30.080 Come on.

00:01:30.380 Mm-mm-mm-mm.

00:01:31.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:31.920 Come up.

00:01:33.860 Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street.

00:01:36.880 When the mayor came and said to me, you're on a come up.

00:01:41.020 Come on.

00:01:41.960 You're on a come up, baby.

00:01:43.260 Come up.

00:01:45.220 And it's plain to see between you and me.

00:01:48.280 We got so much level in chemistry.

00:01:51.140 It's about a come up.

00:01:53.720 It's about a come up.

00:01:55.260 Come up.

00:01:55.820 Come up.

00:01:56.420 Well, good things keep on coming.

00:01:59.360 And there ain't gonna be no running.

00:02:01.760 No, I'm on a come up.

00:02:04.880 I'm on a come up.

00:02:07.660 There you go.

00:02:09.200 Good things keep on coming.

00:02:11.940 And I ain't gonna keep on running.

00:02:15.380 I'm on the come up.

00:02:17.520 And that is Eddie 9V.

00:02:20.840 They call him Eddie 9V.

00:02:23.300 And people look at Eddie and they say, well, damn, man.

00:02:27.260 And that's Eddie 9V.

00:02:28.700 Eddie, good to be here, man.

00:02:31.800 I'm alive.

00:02:32.380 You're alive.

00:02:33.280 And what's going on?

00:02:35.540 It is, hell, it's March.

00:02:38.800 It's the end of March.

00:02:40.240 It's 2021.

00:02:44.180 And a lot of people didn't think this was gonna happen.

00:02:48.200 And I'm not naming names, but Mayans, dude.

00:02:54.420 So if you know any Mayans out there, Maya,

00:02:56.780 who they got, Maya Rudolph, Mayan Angelo.

00:03:06.460 There's a couple of Mayans out there still remaining

00:03:09.520 and they don't believe in the calendar.

00:03:11.000 So it must be nice.

00:03:13.320 Must be nice, Mayans.

00:03:16.040 To just somebody invite you over and you say,

00:03:18.940 well, yeah, I don't believe in, you know,

00:03:22.960 oh, Friday doesn't exist, so I'm not gonna be there.

00:03:27.180 Or somebody says, hey, come to my birthday party.

00:03:29.060 And they say, hey, well, you know,

00:03:30.480 the world ended 11 years ago,

00:03:32.440 so I'm not bringing a present.

00:03:35.460 You know, that's the most Mayan shit ever, bro.

00:03:37.840 That's so Mayan.

00:03:39.720 How is that not a TV show?

00:03:42.260 That's so Mayan.

00:03:44.900 And we can actually get to the bottom

00:03:46.640 of what these Mayans were saying.

00:03:48.040 Because the Mayans, I mean, whatever.

00:03:53.700 I don't want to give them any more credit,

00:03:55.360 but you know what they did.

00:03:57.880 They sold us short.

00:03:59.480 That's what they did.

00:04:00.780 That song, again, was called The Come Up

00:04:03.820 with Brighter Days by Eddie 9V.

00:04:08.600 And that's a nice tune right there.

00:04:10.200 And, you know,

00:04:12.920 what's going on?

00:04:15.580 What's going on in your world?

00:04:16.780 We got a nice episode for you today.

00:04:19.360 I want to continue to suggest to people

00:04:21.160 that they send in unique videos

00:04:22.940 and things that they want us to discuss on here.

00:04:25.140 Also, on theovon.com is where you can upload the video.

00:04:29.600 Or you can email it to tpwproducer

00:04:32.840 at gmail or gmail.com.

00:04:37.880 Right there.

00:04:39.320 So, what's happening?

00:04:44.140 Oh, and I'm in the original studio, baby.

00:04:47.200 Let's go.

00:04:50.720 So, if you need me, I'm right here.

00:04:52.360 Knock, knock.

00:04:53.220 Who's there?

00:04:53.900 Or, moi, baby.

00:04:55.380 French, me, daddy.

00:04:58.320 Because, look, I'm, you know, I'm multi.

00:05:03.860 You don't have to be in one place anymore.

00:05:07.540 When I was young, you had to be in one place.

00:05:11.460 If you wanted to, you know,

00:05:12.620 if you wanted to talk to a man who sold matches,

00:05:14.720 you had to go.

00:05:15.200 He was only at the match shop.

00:05:18.200 Or if you wanted to see a man about a,

00:05:21.480 you know, a cantaloupe or a horse or anything.

00:05:25.160 If you wanted to talk to a, you know,

00:05:28.520 somebody that sold belts, you know,

00:05:31.400 or outdoor equipment, yard seating.

00:05:34.380 Then you needed to go to a specific spot

00:05:37.120 and meet him.

00:05:38.360 Um, but now.

00:05:46.180 People can be anywhere.

00:05:47.860 You see how I just did that?

00:05:49.520 I'm in three spots, daddy.

00:05:51.940 I'm in three spots right there

00:05:53.140 if you're looking on the video.

00:05:54.900 Um, yeah.

00:05:56.680 Nice to be here.

00:05:57.180 I did some comedy last night.

00:05:59.780 Got up out there at, um,

00:06:03.160 at, uh, they had a place over in Los Angeles.

00:06:05.660 It's like between two buildings.

00:06:07.060 And it's, you can hear people.

00:06:10.260 You can hear.

00:06:12.860 I'll be honest.

00:06:13.580 You can hear gay dudes swallowing pills

00:06:15.440 right on the other side of the fence.

00:06:16.860 I mean, it's, uh, you know,

00:06:19.580 there's a lot of that kind of activity.

00:06:21.700 You know, outdoor barbiturate use.

00:06:26.700 And a lot of men trying to say

00:06:28.600 they're just buddies,

00:06:29.660 but they're also, you know,

00:06:32.160 one of them has a condom in his sock.

00:06:33.760 So, you know, what they call,

00:06:38.160 they used to call it Christmas friends.

00:06:41.940 When I was growing up,

00:06:43.140 they would refer, if they had men,

00:06:45.300 when I was growing up,

00:06:46.460 they didn't have probably maybe

00:06:47.640 70 or 80 gay men.

00:06:50.400 You know, overall.

00:06:52.580 Okay?

00:06:54.240 And so, you know, you didn't,

00:06:58.080 there wasn't a lot of,

00:06:59.200 now there's a thousands.

00:07:00.940 You know, you have gay,

00:07:01.760 you have gay pride parade.

00:07:02.860 You have, you know, gay, uh,

00:07:06.100 you know, you have bathhouses.

00:07:08.180 You have, um,

00:07:10.280 what do you have?

00:07:11.520 You have, uh, Kathy Griffin.

00:07:13.060 You have all of the,

00:07:14.920 you know, everything you could want.

00:07:17.540 You got, um,

00:07:20.060 you know, you got little,

00:07:21.200 you know, sex toys and stuff

00:07:23.420 where you could also do

00:07:24.340 a little bit of Coke

00:07:25.040 off the end of it.

00:07:26.060 You know, they got everything that,

00:07:28.320 you know, they got man,

00:07:30.100 you know, every,

00:07:30.720 you know,

00:07:32.620 they got swing sets

00:07:33.680 that, uh, vibrate.

00:07:34.980 They got everything you could want

00:07:36.220 for gay culture now.

00:07:38.740 But when I was young,

00:07:39.780 they didn't have that.

00:07:41.940 And sometimes you would see men

00:07:44.000 being with other men

00:07:46.560 and they called it Christmas friends.

00:07:48.000 Oh, that's,

00:07:49.040 those guys are Christmas friends.

00:07:50.820 Or they would say,

00:07:53.040 oh, them boys is, uh,

00:07:54.840 you know, um,

00:07:56.440 they said there's,

00:07:57.160 oh, those boys are brothers.

00:07:58.580 You know, they tried to trick you

00:07:59.880 if you were a kid

00:08:00.700 and they didn't want you

00:08:03.540 knowing that gay existed.

00:08:07.300 Because that was kind of

00:08:08.160 the time I grew up in.

00:08:09.040 They didn't want everybody

00:08:09.840 knowing that gay was a,

00:08:11.300 an option.

00:08:13.260 They were,

00:08:13.820 it was still kind of under wraps.

00:08:15.320 It was kind of covert.

00:08:17.320 You know,

00:08:19.260 it was like,

00:08:20.360 um,

00:08:21.880 you could get,

00:08:22.980 it was,

00:08:23.360 it was available,

00:08:24.340 but it wasn't readily available.

00:08:26.520 It was like these top shot

00:08:28.180 NBA basketball cards.

00:08:29.720 You gotta,

00:08:30.760 if you're not on the website

00:08:31.860 at a certain time,

00:08:32.780 you're not,

00:08:33.120 you're not gonna get it.

00:08:35.800 And that's kind of how it was

00:08:37.100 with gay back then.

00:08:40.560 You know,

00:08:41.080 it just wasn't readily available.

00:08:42.220 So,

00:08:43.520 every now and then

00:08:43.940 you see men

00:08:44.520 and they,

00:08:44.820 and your,

00:08:45.220 your parents would say,

00:08:46.060 oh, those,

00:08:46.440 those guys are,

00:08:47.320 those guys are unique brothers

00:08:49.360 or those guys are cousins,

00:08:51.860 you know?

00:08:52.140 And you'd be like,

00:08:52.520 well,

00:08:52.620 they're cousins.

00:08:53.240 That's,

00:08:54.280 why are they,

00:08:55.280 you know,

00:08:56.280 wrestling and kind of kissing

00:08:57.760 in that,

00:08:58.380 you know,

00:08:58.660 in the front of that,

00:08:59.580 uh,

00:09:00.460 in the front of that,

00:09:01.320 um,

00:09:01.960 Pontiac.

00:09:03.620 And nobody had a lot of answers

00:09:05.060 for you.

00:09:05.440 But anyway,

00:09:06.140 that is The Come Up

00:09:07.580 by Eddie9V.

00:09:11.040 And,

00:09:11.560 um,

00:09:12.860 what's going on

00:09:14.280 in my life,

00:09:15.040 man?

00:09:15.180 Oh, yeah,

00:09:15.520 I got into a new home.

00:09:17.320 And it's kind of like,

00:09:20.600 I never,

00:09:22.720 you know,

00:09:23.480 I went out of town,

00:09:24.360 so I,

00:09:24.680 I,

00:09:24.940 you know,

00:09:25.320 I'm back here in Los Angeles

00:09:26.380 for a week,

00:09:27.080 and so I'm like,

00:09:28.480 whoa.

00:09:30.580 I literally was leaving the house

00:09:32.400 and I was like,

00:09:32.780 well,

00:09:32.960 who takes care of the house

00:09:36.200 while I'm gone?

00:09:39.420 You know,

00:09:39.960 who,

00:09:40.200 what,

00:09:40.420 like,

00:09:40.640 is,

00:09:40.860 is everything okay?

00:09:41.900 I literally looked at,

00:09:42.940 I was like,

00:09:43.380 hey,

00:09:44.300 you guys gonna be okay?

00:09:46.120 And I'm just like,

00:09:46.720 talking to the furniture

00:09:47.620 and so I just,

00:09:49.440 it was kind of,

00:09:50.380 just,

00:09:51.000 I don't know.

00:09:51.780 I didn't think about

00:09:52.780 who is taking care of the home

00:09:55.660 while,

00:09:58.760 because I never owned it.

00:10:00.020 So now I'm just like,

00:10:03.100 okay,

00:10:03.680 every,

00:10:04.560 you know,

00:10:04.880 I'll open up the cupboard,

00:10:05.780 I'll be like,

00:10:06.060 all right,

00:10:06.440 you guys be good,

00:10:07.500 you know?

00:10:09.720 And it's just like a little

00:10:10.700 spice rack in there,

00:10:12.160 or,

00:10:13.480 you know,

00:10:13.780 some thyme and some,

00:10:15.160 um,

00:10:16.880 uh,

00:10:18.200 what else to add in there?

00:10:19.140 Cinnamon.

00:10:21.120 So,

00:10:22.020 um,

00:10:23.400 but that's been kind of interesting,

00:10:24.780 just kind of feeling that out,

00:10:26.060 you know?

00:10:27.740 Uh,

00:10:28.420 can't decide if I want a hat on

00:10:29.780 or off,

00:10:30.260 you know?

00:10:31.260 You ever feel like that?

00:10:34.280 I get like that sometimes.

00:10:37.620 You know,

00:10:38.140 a hat is just a little apartment

00:10:39.420 for your head,

00:10:40.180 really.

00:10:43.740 And that is,

00:10:44.780 uh,

00:10:45.440 that's legitimate.

00:10:48.560 What's going on?

00:10:49.400 Yeah,

00:10:49.600 a lot of neat stuff.

00:10:50.620 Yeah,

00:10:50.760 so if you have some cool stuff,

00:10:51.860 send it in.

00:10:53.140 Um,

00:10:53.960 we're going to get into some things

00:10:55.220 on this episode.

00:10:57.580 Uh,

00:10:57.980 what's happening?

00:11:01.580 What's happening kind of,

00:11:03.640 like,

00:11:03.980 what happened this past week

00:11:04.860 and I did some comedy sets

00:11:06.160 over there?

00:11:07.120 That's what I was telling you about.

00:11:09.160 I did some comedy sets

00:11:10.560 over there in,

00:11:11.860 uh,

00:11:13.020 in Los Angeles.

00:11:15.700 And they had,

00:11:17.420 uh,

00:11:19.140 you know,

00:11:19.700 it's just,

00:11:19.960 I don't know,

00:11:20.360 I got in an argument with this one,

00:11:21.800 not an argument,

00:11:22.360 but like,

00:11:24.020 a confrontational

00:11:25.400 moment,

00:11:27.300 kind of,

00:11:27.780 I guess.

00:11:29.680 Um,

00:11:30.560 with this one female comedian

00:11:31.900 and she,

00:11:33.120 uh,

00:11:34.440 I don't know,

00:11:35.260 I've never seen this woman

00:11:36.800 seem like she,

00:11:38.860 you know,

00:11:39.140 has ever had an ounce of joy

00:11:40.560 in her being.

00:11:42.400 But,

00:11:43.020 um,

00:11:43.500 anyway,

00:11:45.820 uh,

00:11:46.440 she got on me,

00:11:47.160 like,

00:11:47.380 I didn't have a mask on.

00:11:49.500 I didn't have a mask on.

00:11:50.380 And here's why,

00:11:50.800 because nobody has them on anymore.

00:11:54.820 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:55.720 And I'm not,

00:11:56.620 I've now spent time in Nashville,

00:11:58.380 I've spent time in Los Angeles,

00:11:59.720 I don't see them anymore.

00:12:03.000 People don't gots dumb.

00:12:07.720 And so that's like,

00:12:08.880 well,

00:12:09.060 you know,

00:12:09.560 so she gets on me

00:12:10.840 and she like,

00:12:11.340 kind of like,

00:12:11.780 oh,

00:12:11.880 you don't think we should be wearing masks,

00:12:14.000 you know?

00:12:14.280 And I'm like,

00:12:14.640 I just,

00:12:15.920 you know,

00:12:16.660 nobody has.

00:12:17.720 Meanwhile,

00:12:19.160 there is a,

00:12:20.440 I don't want to say homeless guy,

00:12:22.740 but a guy who,

00:12:25.680 duh,

00:12:25.980 you know,

00:12:27.380 this dude is not,

00:12:29.440 this guy hasn't been in a laundry room,

00:12:33.560 I bet,

00:12:33.880 in probably a year and a half.

00:12:37.700 And he's defecating,

00:12:40.200 bro.

00:12:42.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:45.120 Making freaking body rope,

00:12:46.900 dog,

00:12:47.220 you feel me?

00:12:48.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:50.020 Serving that booty isthmus.

00:12:51.660 You know what I'm saying,

00:12:52.560 bro.

00:12:53.700 This dude is making them

00:12:54.940 freaking dirty Florida's

00:12:56.260 just rolling out of his boot.

00:12:57.620 And so I,

00:13:00.760 like,

00:13:01.100 nine feet away from us.

00:13:03.660 And this lady's giving me

00:13:05.260 a hard time.

00:13:07.120 So,

00:13:08.000 but I stood my ground,

00:13:09.540 baby,

00:13:09.740 and let my yappers shine.

00:13:16.060 So that was it.

00:13:16.960 It was a little conversation.

00:13:17.740 It was kind of exciting,

00:13:18.620 though.

00:13:19.440 It was kind of exciting.

00:13:20.260 I got to be in a Tesla.

00:13:25.900 I got to be in a Tesla.

00:13:29.000 And that was interesting

00:13:30.480 because

00:13:30.860 I'd never been in there.

00:13:36.220 And it's real

00:13:37.540 quiet.

00:13:41.360 I almost felt like a snail,

00:13:45.180 like a snail,

00:13:46.260 like if you're in his little cage

00:13:47.820 or whatever.

00:13:52.140 You know,

00:13:52.740 or his butt.

00:13:53.420 I don't know.

00:13:53.700 What is that thing a snail has?

00:13:54.960 His butt?

00:13:57.320 Ugh,

00:13:57.700 I never even thought about that.

00:14:00.380 That a snail is just,

00:14:01.800 just,

00:14:02.400 you know,

00:14:03.080 he's just scooting around

00:14:04.380 with his big butt

00:14:05.440 behind him,

00:14:06.100 really.

00:14:07.280 With them apple bottom jeans,

00:14:09.280 baby.

00:14:09.600 And he scoots

00:14:11.940 with the frickin' fur,

00:14:13.280 bruh.

00:14:14.100 The, um,

00:14:15.400 snail's got that

00:14:16.600 frickin' peach on him,

00:14:18.160 boo-boo.

00:14:18.780 You know it.

00:14:20.220 He's got that booty.

00:14:23.560 Oh.

00:14:24.780 So anyway,

00:14:25.380 I got to be in a Tesla.

00:14:26.100 That was interesting.

00:14:26.840 It, yeah,

00:14:27.200 it doesn't feel,

00:14:29.680 I like,

00:14:30.600 I like,

00:14:31.060 I like a little gasoline

00:14:32.200 beneath me.

00:14:34.280 I like knowing

00:14:35.160 that if somebody

00:14:35.820 mishandles a cigarette

00:14:37.060 in the vehicle,

00:14:37.800 we could all die.

00:14:39.600 You know,

00:14:41.640 call me old-fashioned,

00:14:42.660 I like that.

00:14:44.820 I just like something

00:14:46.160 about it a little bit.

00:14:50.380 I like when you get

00:14:51.460 in a real classic vehicle.

00:14:54.160 And a classic vehicle is,

00:14:57.020 you know,

00:14:57.540 that's a,

00:14:58.900 it's something people

00:15:00.280 are basically hoping that

00:15:01.580 if their grandpa dies,

00:15:03.720 he gonna give them.

00:15:05.440 That's what it is.

00:15:07.600 And,

00:15:09.000 some of those,

00:15:12.220 when you put gasoline

00:15:13.480 in them,

00:15:14.560 it's like,

00:15:15.100 you sit in there,

00:15:18.320 that thing,

00:15:18.700 my God.

00:15:21.880 I mean,

00:15:22.540 you could feel the Lord

00:15:23.800 just,

00:15:24.220 it feels like the,

00:15:25.000 you sit,

00:15:27.340 it feels like the Lord's

00:15:28.280 jerking you off,

00:15:29.220 you know?

00:15:29.520 trying to bust you out

00:15:32.140 at a,

00:15:32.540 at just a DNA level.

00:15:36.480 Just really trying to

00:15:37.460 just get you to skeet

00:15:38.540 right out of your damn spine,

00:15:40.020 baby,

00:15:40.280 you know what I'm saying?

00:15:41.000 man.

00:15:45.340 So,

00:15:46.300 yeah,

00:15:48.840 so that was it.

00:15:50.380 It was a,

00:15:51.160 it was interesting to leave

00:15:52.540 a house.

00:15:54.920 It's just interesting

00:15:55.440 to have a home.

00:15:56.400 It's kind of scary,

00:15:57.440 I guess.

00:15:59.860 I've always kind of

00:16:00.920 thought of myself,

00:16:01.660 I think is kind of

00:16:02.440 transient a little bit.

00:16:06.500 You know,

00:16:06.980 and I kind of like being

00:16:07.960 a little bit transient.

00:16:09.160 I like having the ability

00:16:10.320 to go

00:16:11.320 and to come,

00:16:14.960 you know what I'm saying,

00:16:15.660 boy?

00:16:17.160 Just joking,

00:16:18.060 guys.

00:16:18.540 Jesus,

00:16:19.060 man.

00:16:20.300 Take care of yourself,

00:16:21.560 man.

00:16:24.680 But no,

00:16:25.340 I realize that about,

00:16:26.180 I like my,

00:16:26.740 I like always having the ability

00:16:28.140 to just kind of scoot off

00:16:29.380 if I want to.

00:16:31.720 You know,

00:16:32.380 less hooks in the,

00:16:33.480 in the fish.

00:16:39.020 And I realize that

00:16:40.060 about myself,

00:16:40.540 even when it comes

00:16:41.200 to anything,

00:16:41.720 I always,

00:16:42.160 I like having one foot

00:16:43.380 out the door.

00:16:45.620 I'll be eating

00:16:46.340 at the dinner table,

00:16:47.300 but I'll be damned

00:16:48.820 if I don't have

00:16:50.160 one of my legs

00:16:51.540 all the way

00:16:52.960 out the door.

00:16:55.660 Or at least hanging

00:16:56.640 out the window

00:16:57.380 or something.

00:16:58.240 I'll at least leave

00:16:59.200 my shoes over there.

00:17:02.460 Because I got one foot

00:17:03.500 out the door.

00:17:04.000 It's just the way

00:17:04.380 I've always been,

00:17:05.260 kind of.

00:17:05.600 You know,

00:17:08.640 I think I just

00:17:09.180 don't want to feel

00:17:09.960 connected.

00:17:10.760 I don't know.

00:17:12.100 I think sometimes

00:17:12.780 that I don't want

00:17:13.400 to feel connected,

00:17:14.340 man.

00:17:15.360 I want to,

00:17:16.560 but,

00:17:18.800 man.

00:17:21.800 You know,

00:17:22.300 it's scary

00:17:22.780 how much connection

00:17:23.640 can,

00:17:25.960 how debilitating

00:17:27.880 it can almost be.

00:17:28.840 how,

00:17:36.540 yeah,

00:17:37.200 I mean,

00:17:37.480 it's a vulnerable

00:17:38.260 thing just

00:17:39.200 showing your glue

00:17:40.500 to somebody.

00:17:41.240 Just saying,

00:17:41.820 hey,

00:17:41.920 here's the sticky

00:17:42.700 parts of who I am.

00:17:45.540 Does this work

00:17:46.540 for you?

00:17:51.560 Does this work

00:17:52.520 for this?

00:17:53.260 yeah,

00:17:57.960 it's interesting,

00:17:59.480 man.

00:18:00.620 It's really

00:18:01.100 interesting.

00:18:02.360 Having something

00:18:03.460 that is a form

00:18:05.480 of commitment

00:18:06.020 for me

00:18:06.600 is interesting.

00:18:09.960 So,

00:18:11.240 we got a good

00:18:12.740 episode,

00:18:13.820 I feel like.

00:18:14.880 And I want to

00:18:15.400 thank Nick Davis,

00:18:16.720 the producer,

00:18:17.160 and Sean

00:18:20.020 Dugan over there,

00:18:22.140 and Riley Mow,

00:18:22.820 and Colin

00:18:25.140 Reiner,

00:18:25.560 and everybody

00:18:25.860 who helps

00:18:26.140 take care

00:18:26.540 of this

00:18:26.760 program.

00:18:27.940 So,

00:18:28.300 what we got

00:18:28.840 here,

00:18:30.240 is I'm having

00:18:30.760 a little bit

00:18:31.080 of that

00:18:31.440 liquid death,

00:18:34.280 baby.

00:18:34.940 I didn't know

00:18:35.940 water could be,

00:18:36.820 I'll be honest

00:18:37.320 with you,

00:18:38.260 I didn't know

00:18:39.020 water could have

00:18:39.680 as much damn

00:18:40.500 water in it.

00:18:43.240 This water

00:18:43.880 has the most

00:18:44.380 water per

00:18:46.280 water that

00:18:47.880 I've ever seen,

00:18:48.680 man,

00:18:49.620 or been around.

00:18:50.740 We had a lot

00:18:51.560 of people that

00:18:52.060 submitted

00:18:52.560 you know,

00:18:53.380 we had a

00:18:53.660 young fellow

00:18:54.080 last week

00:18:54.660 that called

00:18:55.200 in,

00:18:55.500 he couldn't

00:18:55.820 decide a

00:18:56.280 senior quote

00:18:57.000 to leave

00:18:59.320 into his

00:18:59.860 yearbook.

00:19:05.560 And yearbook,

00:19:06.760 man,

00:19:07.080 I hope,

00:19:07.560 have they

00:19:07.940 discontinued

00:19:08.800 yearbooks?

00:19:09.280 I wonder

00:19:09.680 that.

00:19:10.020 I hope not.

00:19:13.800 Because yearbooks

00:19:15.060 was that,

00:19:15.640 it was that

00:19:16.260 end of the

00:19:17.020 year thing.

00:19:18.800 It was the

00:19:19.580 last chance

00:19:20.840 for you to

00:19:22.100 say what you

00:19:22.980 wanted to say

00:19:24.080 to that

00:19:25.080 person.

00:19:28.200 Hey,

00:19:28.700 Jennifer,

00:19:29.240 I hope you

00:19:29.560 have a great

00:19:30.040 summer.

00:19:30.420 You got

00:19:30.760 nice

00:19:31.380 legs.

00:19:34.140 You could

00:19:34.720 say,

00:19:35.100 and sign it,

00:19:35.740 and then

00:19:36.200 here's the

00:19:36.460 thing,

00:19:36.600 you would

00:19:36.800 close it

00:19:37.280 and give

00:19:37.520 it back

00:19:37.900 to them

00:19:38.100 so they

00:19:38.340 didn't

00:19:38.500 know

00:19:38.680 immediately

00:19:39.220 where you

00:19:39.660 signed it.

00:19:41.880 It was

00:19:42.540 almost like

00:19:42.980 a time

00:19:43.540 capsule for

00:19:44.800 guys who

00:19:46.300 were afraid

00:19:47.120 to say

00:19:47.880 something to

00:19:48.440 a girl.

00:19:48.920 And now

00:19:52.960 you had

00:19:53.340 all summer.

00:19:55.080 You had

00:19:55.780 all summer

00:19:56.340 to wonder

00:19:56.960 all day.

00:19:59.920 Does

00:20:00.220 Jennifer

00:20:00.740 know

00:20:02.000 how I

00:20:05.560 feel about

00:20:06.220 her limbs?

00:20:11.480 It was

00:20:12.320 just

00:20:12.620 different.

00:20:13.620 It was

00:20:14.060 a different

00:20:14.520 time.

00:20:16.820 Or you'd

00:20:17.500 write,

00:20:18.040 oh,

00:20:18.160 Tiandra,

00:20:18.920 good luck

00:20:19.660 with the

00:20:20.080 baby.

00:20:21.500 You could

00:20:21.860 write stuff

00:20:22.680 like that.

00:20:25.180 Because

00:20:25.640 where I'm

00:20:25.980 from,

00:20:26.280 these girls

00:20:26.760 got embryoed

00:20:27.720 up,

00:20:28.060 baby.

00:20:29.400 You know?

00:20:32.240 These

00:20:32.680 things,

00:20:33.140 man.

00:20:34.660 I don't

00:20:34.940 know if

00:20:35.080 you've

00:20:35.160 ever been

00:20:35.420 to Embry

00:20:36.060 Riddle

00:20:36.500 University,

00:20:37.300 but this

00:20:38.140 was no

00:20:38.540 laughing

00:20:39.020 matter,

00:20:39.660 bro.

00:20:39.860 These

00:20:40.020 gals

00:20:40.340 got

00:20:40.640 embryoed

00:20:42.780 up,

00:20:43.360 boy.

00:20:44.780 Bitch

00:20:45.260 better

00:20:45.480 have my

00:20:46.000 zygote.

00:20:46.700 They

00:20:48.280 was

00:20:48.480 yoed

00:20:48.900 out,

00:20:49.240 baby,

00:20:49.500 these

00:20:49.700 girls.

00:20:53.380 I'll

00:20:53.820 never

00:20:53.980 will

00:20:54.160 forget,

00:20:54.520 I lost

00:20:54.820 the spelling

00:20:55.220 bee in

00:20:55.600 fifth grade

00:20:56.200 to a

00:20:56.960 pregnant

00:20:57.260 girl.

00:20:59.260 God

00:20:59.700 bless her.

00:21:00.220 Helena was

00:21:00.880 her name.

00:21:03.080 Named

00:21:03.560 after her

00:21:04.120 grandmother,

00:21:04.620 who was also

00:21:05.100 Helena.

00:21:05.520 a beautiful

00:21:10.060 girl.

00:21:11.100 Not really

00:21:11.560 beautiful,

00:21:11.980 but nice

00:21:13.180 girl with

00:21:14.020 a baby.

00:21:16.860 I had all

00:21:19.680 these things

00:21:20.300 that she

00:21:20.600 was cheating

00:21:21.880 or she

00:21:22.340 had a

00:21:22.580 baby in

00:21:23.180 her.

00:21:24.120 She's

00:21:24.600 running

00:21:24.920 on.

00:21:27.500 God

00:21:27.980 puts that

00:21:28.420 extra

00:21:28.680 little batch

00:21:29.300 of effort

00:21:29.820 in you

00:21:30.160 when you

00:21:30.400 got a

00:21:30.680 baby in

00:21:31.200 you.

00:21:32.100 You got

00:21:32.680 a little

00:21:32.940 brain powder

00:21:33.620 flowing in

00:21:34.240 your veins

00:21:35.500 but you

00:21:36.140 got to

00:21:36.520 make a

00:21:36.800 brain.

00:21:39.380 So over

00:21:40.020 the first

00:21:40.400 couple

00:21:40.680 months,

00:21:41.100 you got

00:21:41.320 little pieces

00:21:41.860 of brain

00:21:42.420 rolling

00:21:42.760 through your

00:21:43.160 body like

00:21:43.700 Tetris.

00:21:45.460 And then

00:21:46.060 they meet

00:21:46.480 up in

00:21:46.820 there in

00:21:47.180 the baby's

00:21:47.700 head.

00:21:49.620 So I'm

00:21:50.320 thinking,

00:21:50.840 oh,

00:21:50.900 this lucky

00:21:51.420 broad,

00:21:51.920 the spelling

00:21:52.340 bee came

00:21:52.860 right along

00:21:53.720 when she

00:21:55.960 was just

00:21:56.660 kind of

00:21:57.220 zyging

00:21:59.100 that goat,

00:21:59.860 you know

00:22:00.080 what I'm

00:22:00.340 saying?

00:22:01.940 In that

00:22:02.600 first trimester,

00:22:03.640 dog.

00:22:04.880 So I'm

00:22:05.780 thinking every

00:22:06.260 now and

00:22:06.660 then they

00:22:07.040 would ask

00:22:07.460 her to

00:22:07.700 spell

00:22:07.980 this or

00:22:08.460 spell

00:22:08.800 that,

00:22:09.400 spell

00:22:09.640 rattlesnake,

00:22:11.220 you know,

00:22:11.720 spell

00:22:12.000 shiffer

00:22:12.460 robe,

00:22:13.760 spell

00:22:13.980 panty.

00:22:15.860 And right

00:22:16.380 where she

00:22:16.720 was thinking

00:22:17.220 that little

00:22:17.900 piece of

00:22:18.260 that baby

00:22:18.720 brain would

00:22:19.320 get,

00:22:19.580 you know,

00:22:20.520 lodged in

00:22:21.020 the back

00:22:21.340 of her

00:22:21.680 throat and

00:22:24.200 that would

00:22:24.560 help her

00:22:25.320 get the

00:22:27.680 word right.

00:22:29.420 And I

00:22:29.640 lost on

00:22:30.940 inconvenience I

00:22:32.400 remember losing

00:22:33.080 on.

00:22:34.880 But it

00:22:36.740 was a good

00:22:37.040 time,

00:22:37.480 man.

00:22:37.780 It was the

00:22:38.200 goodest of

00:22:38.660 times and it

00:22:39.300 was the worst

00:22:39.800 of times.

00:22:40.880 We got some

00:22:41.620 senior quotes

00:22:42.160 that came in

00:22:42.760 and so I

00:22:43.160 want to get

00:22:43.460 to some of

00:22:43.920 those.

00:22:44.960 I want to

00:22:45.620 thank everybody

00:22:46.180 for hitting

00:22:47.080 the hotline

00:22:47.660 985-664-9503.

00:22:50.960 People had

00:22:51.680 recommendations

00:22:52.580 for senior

00:22:54.420 quotes.

00:22:56.260 All right,

00:22:56.660 I want to say

00:22:57.080 originally we

00:22:57.740 got this call

00:22:58.420 from a man

00:22:59.180 right here.

00:22:59.760 and we're

00:23:00.880 going to

00:23:01.000 this fellow

00:23:01.700 named Zachary

00:23:02.540 and let's

00:23:02.900 get this call

00:23:03.660 so you can

00:23:04.600 remember it.

00:23:05.500 He needed a

00:23:06.000 little help.

00:23:08.420 Hey Theo,

00:23:09.020 what's up?

00:23:09.680 This is Zachary

00:23:10.360 from Illinois.

00:23:11.720 I'm a senior

00:23:12.400 in high school

00:23:12.960 this year and

00:23:13.840 I'm in desperate

00:23:14.440 need of a

00:23:15.760 senior quote and

00:23:16.440 I thought who

00:23:16.840 better to give

00:23:17.400 me a senior

00:23:17.860 quote than the

00:23:18.640 Theo Vaughn.

00:23:19.540 So if you give

00:23:20.040 me a funny

00:23:21.120 one-liner.

00:23:21.860 There you go.

00:23:23.560 And there's

00:23:23.980 Zachary right

00:23:24.660 there who can't

00:23:26.660 think of a

00:23:27.060 sentence for

00:23:27.520 himself and

00:23:28.140 that's a male

00:23:30.300 problem.

00:23:31.700 You got that

00:23:32.140 sentence impotence

00:23:32.960 dog.

00:23:34.380 And look,

00:23:34.820 I've been halfway

00:23:35.640 through a sentence

00:23:36.280 and I can't get

00:23:37.000 it all the way

00:23:37.720 up.

00:23:39.320 I'll be honest.

00:23:42.140 You know,

00:23:42.460 some of you

00:23:42.840 just like,

00:23:43.320 hey,

00:23:43.480 I love to

00:23:44.020 and you can't

00:23:45.540 get it out

00:23:46.100 or why don't

00:23:47.480 or oh man,

00:23:52.200 I want to

00:23:53.140 and that

00:23:56.940 happens

00:23:57.420 at your

00:23:57.840 but we got

00:23:59.360 some great

00:23:59.720 submissions.

00:24:00.260 People really

00:24:00.680 wanted to

00:24:01.160 offer some

00:24:02.740 support for

00:24:03.200 you,

00:24:03.380 Zach.

00:24:03.840 So let's

00:24:04.400 get a few

00:24:04.820 right here.

00:24:05.340 Here we

00:24:05.600 go.

00:24:06.000 This is

00:24:06.940 from your

00:24:08.100 boy,

00:24:08.520 Pat,

00:24:08.840 right here.

00:24:09.320 Let's hear

00:24:09.680 it from

00:24:10.080 White Pat.

00:24:12.080 What's up,

00:24:12.740 Theo and

00:24:13.080 team?

00:24:13.380 It's Pat

00:24:13.740 from Colorado.

00:24:14.820 I got a

00:24:15.120 suggestion for

00:24:16.540 our boys

00:24:16.940 senior quote

00:24:17.660 issue.

00:24:18.680 Theo,

00:24:19.140 I think

00:24:19.400 you'll get

00:24:19.720 behind this

00:24:20.220 one a little

00:24:20.660 bit.

00:24:21.240 Business in

00:24:21.820 the front,

00:24:22.460 party in

00:24:22.920 the back,

00:24:23.500 four years

00:24:24.040 at this

00:24:24.400 school and

00:24:24.900 I didn't

00:24:25.240 learn jack.

00:24:26.180 Gang,

00:24:26.480 gang.

00:24:27.000 There you

00:24:27.680 go,

00:24:28.020 brother.

00:24:29.260 And I

00:24:29.680 remember

00:24:30.040 doing

00:24:30.520 mushrooms

00:24:31.400 one time

00:24:32.280 at school

00:24:32.860 and I

00:24:34.640 remember

00:24:34.960 thinking my

00:24:35.520 shirt was

00:24:35.960 a snake

00:24:36.440 because I'd

00:24:37.960 worn a

00:24:38.460 felt made

00:24:39.240 shirt made

00:24:40.580 out of pool

00:24:41.100 table felt.

00:24:41.880 They had a

00:24:42.260 guy in our

00:24:42.700 town for a

00:24:43.360 while.

00:24:44.920 His wife

00:24:45.720 had died

00:24:46.440 and so he

00:24:50.520 was making

00:24:51.720 shirts out of

00:24:52.460 felt out of

00:24:52.900 pool table.

00:24:55.120 They had a

00:24:55.780 bad batch

00:24:56.300 of pool

00:24:56.660 tables in

00:24:57.180 this town

00:24:58.000 next to

00:24:58.460 us called

00:24:58.800 Bogalusa,

00:24:59.640 Louisiana.

00:25:00.340 Someone had

00:25:00.740 made pool

00:25:02.040 tables and

00:25:02.540 the wood

00:25:03.040 that they

00:25:03.380 used had

00:25:03.860 termites in

00:25:04.620 it and

00:25:05.920 beautiful

00:25:06.320 tables but

00:25:06.980 they're

00:25:07.180 disappearing.

00:25:09.280 You could

00:25:09.900 barely get

00:25:10.300 halfway through

00:25:10.840 a game of

00:25:11.300 damn nine

00:25:11.880 ball and

00:25:12.440 one of the

00:25:13.680 legs be

00:25:14.160 missing off

00:25:14.620 of the

00:25:14.840 thing.

00:25:16.360 And now

00:25:16.860 one of the

00:25:17.600 pockets is

00:25:18.160 uphill

00:25:18.540 suddenly.

00:25:19.040 so this

00:25:23.020 fella in

00:25:23.400 our town

00:25:23.900 got the

00:25:24.700 felt off

00:25:25.220 of the

00:25:25.440 tables that

00:25:26.020 green felt

00:25:26.560 and made

00:25:26.880 shirts out

00:25:27.460 of them.

00:25:27.740 Beautiful

00:25:28.060 shirts.

00:25:30.240 And he

00:25:30.780 marketed it

00:25:31.380 as Christmas

00:25:31.920 apparel.

00:25:34.680 And so I

00:25:37.560 got one man.

00:25:38.640 You know I was

00:25:39.000 lucky enough to

00:25:39.600 cop one of them.

00:25:40.300 There was only

00:25:40.600 probably about

00:25:41.020 11 or 15

00:25:41.960 of them.

00:25:43.000 And I got

00:25:43.740 one and I

00:25:44.240 remember eating

00:25:44.680 mushrooms and

00:25:45.340 wearing it at

00:25:45.860 school when I

00:25:46.340 thought my arm

00:25:46.820 was a snake.

00:25:47.340 And that's

00:25:50.440 one of the

00:25:50.940 side effects

00:25:51.740 of eating

00:25:52.160 psilocybic

00:25:53.800 mushrooms.

00:25:54.660 It'll snake

00:25:55.380 your arm out.

00:25:57.060 You know what

00:25:57.440 I'm saying?

00:25:57.780 You'll be

00:25:58.040 sitting there

00:25:58.420 in class and

00:25:59.000 next thing

00:25:59.360 you know

00:25:59.780 your arm

00:26:00.780 is eating

00:26:01.460 a white

00:26:01.840 mouth.

00:26:02.360 You're like

00:26:02.720 damn okay.

00:26:05.020 Okay we

00:26:05.780 getting

00:26:06.660 vibey today.

00:26:09.220 Okay today

00:26:10.040 the science

00:26:10.720 lesson is

00:26:11.460 in my

00:26:12.520 brain.

00:26:15.080 So I'm

00:26:15.860 you know

00:26:16.140 geeked up

00:26:16.860 and so

00:26:18.080 I excused

00:26:18.680 myself from

00:26:19.220 the classroom

00:26:19.820 and I

00:26:20.360 tried to

00:26:20.700 excuse

00:26:20.980 myself from

00:26:21.900 my arms

00:26:23.140 but you

00:26:25.580 can't do

00:26:26.160 that.

00:26:27.820 So I

00:26:28.500 went into

00:26:29.020 the bathroom

00:26:29.900 and I

00:26:30.160 stayed in

00:26:30.500 there for

00:26:30.720 about four

00:26:31.180 hours at

00:26:31.660 school in

00:26:33.000 the bathroom

00:26:33.600 and because

00:26:35.780 I couldn't

00:26:36.120 if things were

00:26:36.580 a little more

00:26:36.900 manageable in

00:26:37.500 there you

00:26:39.760 know you

00:26:40.020 could pee

00:26:40.460 or you

00:26:40.800 could do

00:26:41.100 the sink

00:26:41.780 or you

00:26:43.360 could you

00:26:44.100 know you

00:26:46.040 got to

00:26:46.300 meet

00:26:46.460 everybody

00:26:46.940 if there

00:26:47.180 were kids

00:26:47.480 you didn't

00:26:47.760 know everybody

00:26:48.260 has to

00:26:48.780 bathroom

00:26:49.240 and so that

00:26:51.420 was the beauty

00:26:52.020 of being in

00:26:52.680 there was you

00:26:53.160 got to meet

00:26:53.660 people you

00:26:54.040 didn't know

00:26:54.600 but

00:26:56.840 the weird

00:26:59.160 part was when

00:26:59.720 you'd be in

00:27:00.140 there and

00:27:00.340 they'd come

00:27:00.680 back to

00:27:01.020 urinate for

00:27:01.640 the second

00:27:02.060 time because

00:27:03.640 on average

00:27:04.160 people would

00:27:04.640 urinate probably

00:27:05.340 two and a half

00:27:05.920 times during

00:27:06.500 the day three

00:27:07.100 times and

00:27:10.440 so when

00:27:12.640 you saw

00:27:13.080 some guys

00:27:13.680 for the

00:27:13.980 second time

00:27:14.780 they would

00:27:15.100 that was a

00:27:15.700 little weird

00:27:16.340 because it's

00:27:19.120 easy to kind

00:27:19.800 of understand

00:27:21.780 why somebody's

00:27:22.600 in the bathroom

00:27:23.160 one time it's

00:27:24.060 harder to

00:27:24.620 understand why

00:27:27.280 they're still in

00:27:27.960 the bathroom

00:27:28.420 hours later when

00:27:29.440 you go back

00:27:30.140 in and they're

00:27:31.660 still in there

00:27:32.260 just doing

00:27:32.720 toilet sink

00:27:33.480 sink sink

00:27:34.200 toilet sink

00:27:36.660 so but

00:27:39.440 that was

00:27:39.740 high school

00:27:40.140 man but

00:27:40.860 that's a

00:27:41.140 great senior

00:27:41.560 quote right

00:27:42.060 there thank

00:27:42.520 you very

00:27:42.840 much little

00:27:43.380 pat colorado

00:27:44.820 pat dog that

00:27:46.780 mountain cat

00:27:48.240 pat onward

00:27:50.060 let's hear

00:27:50.380 another one

00:27:50.800 that came in

00:27:51.380 right here

00:27:51.800 out of

00:27:52.060 someone

00:27:52.640 hey Theo

00:27:56.060 what up it's

00:27:56.520 Steve out here

00:27:57.140 in black

00:27:57.840 mountain north

00:27:58.580 carolina what's

00:27:59.960 up Steve out

00:28:00.600 of black

00:28:01.060 mountain and

00:28:02.520 um and i'll

00:28:04.240 be honest you

00:28:04.640 don't see a lot

00:28:05.160 of blacks in the

00:28:05.820 mountains dude

00:28:06.520 that's really

00:28:07.440 you know a lot

00:28:09.960 of black people

00:28:10.840 i feel like are

00:28:11.940 more sea level

00:28:13.560 you know prefer

00:28:15.580 sea level or

00:28:16.420 we're just above

00:28:17.340 sea level sea

00:28:18.180 level is also

00:28:19.620 can be i think

00:28:20.300 dangerous for more

00:28:21.160 african americans

00:28:21.980 but um

00:28:23.600 anyway brother

00:28:26.300 thank you very

00:28:27.000 much for calling

00:28:27.640 in man

00:28:28.280 gang

00:28:28.940 i have a senior

00:28:31.000 quote submission

00:28:31.700 for you

00:28:32.200 everybody

00:28:33.940 wants to

00:28:35.360 contribute

00:28:35.800 however

00:28:37.360 nobody

00:28:38.060 wants to

00:28:38.600 be

00:28:38.760 contributed

00:28:39.240 to

00:28:39.620 therefore

00:28:41.300 the greatest

00:28:42.020 gift you can

00:28:42.680 give someone

00:28:43.320 is to let

00:28:44.360 them

00:28:44.800 contribute

00:28:45.660 to you

00:28:46.760 peace

00:28:48.020 yeah that's a

00:28:51.840 good one man

00:28:52.340 that's a real

00:28:52.780 thinker right

00:28:53.400 there stevie

00:28:54.060 and i appreciate

00:28:55.020 you

00:28:55.360 yeah i know

00:28:57.780 look i can relate

00:28:58.400 to that i want to

00:28:59.260 be i'm terminally

00:29:01.260 unique i want to

00:29:03.280 be anyway i i want

00:29:04.840 to be unique to a

00:29:06.040 fault where it

00:29:06.880 even at my own

00:29:09.640 detriment

00:29:10.040 sometimes i want to

00:29:11.440 be it has to be

00:29:12.960 my it has to be

00:29:14.100 unique to my own

00:29:16.420 detriment

00:29:16.900 yeah it's hard to

00:29:20.840 want to be

00:29:21.380 contributed to

00:29:22.040 to just accept

00:29:22.820 people's

00:29:24.040 contributions

00:29:24.800 especially if you're

00:29:25.680 used to handling

00:29:26.220 things yourself

00:29:27.020 and that's a nice

00:29:28.900 gift

00:29:29.300 is to let

00:29:30.820 somebody do

00:29:31.340 something for

00:29:31.840 you

00:29:32.060 you know let

00:29:34.980 somebody love

00:29:35.620 you let

00:29:35.900 somebody hug

00:29:36.900 you

00:29:37.120 let you know

00:29:38.780 let somebody

00:29:39.920 have your last

00:29:40.620 caramel baby

00:29:41.480 your last

00:29:42.040 butterscotch

00:29:43.660 daddy

00:29:44.040 thank you steve

00:29:46.600 that's another

00:29:47.000 great one you

00:29:47.560 have right there

00:29:48.060 zachary

00:29:48.760 onward

00:29:49.640 here we go

00:29:52.160 what up theo

00:29:54.880 this is bunjo

00:29:56.300 uh

00:29:56.660 maybe i'm coming

00:29:58.640 from croatia too

00:29:59.700 so

00:30:00.020 what's up bunjo

00:30:01.580 out of croatia

00:30:02.500 and that's croatia

00:30:04.960 for you dog you

00:30:05.600 can name somebody

00:30:06.300 anything baby

00:30:07.160 it's ba

00:30:08.100 i mean it's the

00:30:09.000 damn white detroit

00:30:10.040 bro

00:30:10.340 you can name

00:30:11.480 somebody tickle me

00:30:12.420 almo dog

00:30:13.320 you know what

00:30:14.560 i'm saying

00:30:14.860 you can name

00:30:15.320 somebody sturgeon

00:30:16.420 i mean you

00:30:18.140 could name

00:30:18.520 somebody damn

00:30:19.400 uh

00:30:20.060 uh

00:30:22.060 motocross

00:30:24.060 you'll meet a

00:30:25.340 fella named

00:30:25.740 motocross over

00:30:26.660 there

00:30:26.940 by the ocean

00:30:28.320 by that

00:30:28.680 slovak

00:30:29.360 uh

00:30:30.880 area

00:30:31.440 onward

00:30:32.380 this is the

00:30:33.880 wrong approach

00:30:34.540 but i remember

00:30:35.260 i always used to

00:30:36.020 sign this on

00:30:36.680 people's yearbook

00:30:37.480 as a quote

00:30:38.080 uh

00:30:39.060 i just signed

00:30:39.960 your crack

00:30:40.480 now let's

00:30:41.200 smoke some

00:30:41.840 i don't know

00:30:43.160 there's my

00:30:43.960 quote

00:30:44.240 thank you

00:30:44.860 for letting

00:30:45.560 me say

00:30:45.860 that

00:30:46.140 uh

00:30:46.720 and i love

00:30:47.300 your show

00:30:47.620 of steel

00:30:47.980 you're the

00:30:48.600 man

00:30:48.900 thank you

00:30:50.200 bunjo

00:30:50.760 and i'm glad

00:30:51.940 you're letting

00:30:52.380 you guys make

00:30:53.060 videotape over

00:30:53.940 there and uh

00:30:54.720 in croatia baby

00:30:57.700 and you be good

00:30:58.580 over there and

00:30:59.280 you guys

00:30:59.880 keep doing

00:31:02.280 whatever you

00:31:02.720 gotta do baby

00:31:03.440 to stay alive

00:31:04.220 baby

00:31:04.560 all right

00:31:07.640 and that is a

00:31:08.380 good quote

00:31:09.020 yeah if you

00:31:09.560 gotta smoke

00:31:10.100 crack

00:31:10.320 i never got

00:31:10.860 to smoke

00:31:11.300 crack

00:31:11.720 you know

00:31:14.020 and a lot

00:31:14.420 of uh

00:31:14.780 people know

00:31:15.220 that

00:31:15.560 you know

00:31:18.160 i never got

00:31:18.640 to smoke

00:31:19.040 crack in

00:31:19.460 my life

00:31:19.880 and i've

00:31:20.160 thought about

00:31:20.740 sometimes i

00:31:22.060 think about

00:31:22.540 you know

00:31:23.300 not being

00:31:23.700 sober just

00:31:24.100 so i could

00:31:24.380 go smoke

00:31:25.000 it

00:31:25.280 isn't that

00:31:26.960 crazy but

00:31:27.620 you know

00:31:29.260 we really

00:31:29.640 should have

00:31:30.060 somebody who

00:31:30.420 is a

00:31:30.640 crackhead or

00:31:31.240 addicted to

00:31:31.760 crack for

00:31:32.180 a long time

00:31:32.940 on here

00:31:33.380 to talk

00:31:34.560 about that

00:31:35.160 and i would

00:31:36.480 love to have

00:31:36.960 mike lindale

00:31:37.620 the mike

00:31:37.980 the my

00:31:38.540 pillow guy

00:31:39.200 you know

00:31:41.140 people don't

00:31:41.620 know that

00:31:41.960 he was a

00:31:42.460 crack addict

00:31:43.120 and nothing

00:31:45.520 will uh

00:31:46.180 nobody nobody

00:31:47.820 needs sleep

00:31:48.580 more than

00:31:49.000 someone who's

00:31:49.500 been on

00:31:49.760 crack for a

00:31:50.320 few days

00:31:50.800 and so i'm

00:31:51.200 not shocked

00:31:51.760 really that

00:31:52.180 the man

00:31:52.660 came out

00:31:54.160 with that uh

00:31:55.040 that head

00:31:56.760 rest baby

00:31:57.380 you know

00:31:58.120 what i'm

00:31:58.360 saying

00:31:58.660 that fucking

00:32:00.180 synthetic goose

00:32:01.140 baby

00:32:01.460 that rest

00:32:02.700 piece that

00:32:03.200 pillow dog

00:32:03.880 praise god

00:32:05.580 baby let's

00:32:06.000 hear another

00:32:06.340 one here we

00:32:06.780 go

00:32:07.220 onward

00:32:07.800 yo what's

00:32:09.660 up rat king

00:32:10.260 it's uh

00:32:10.960 dylan from

00:32:11.560 mobile alabama

00:32:12.400 what's up

00:32:13.380 dylan from

00:32:15.040 mobile

00:32:15.700 and mobile's

00:32:18.660 a good place

00:32:19.420 to uh

00:32:20.460 to kind of

00:32:22.160 drink coffee

00:32:22.840 and kind of

00:32:23.300 wish you were

00:32:23.780 maybe somewhere

00:32:24.380 else let's

00:32:25.000 hear more

00:32:25.440 you know that

00:32:26.520 port city

00:32:27.040 hitter but

00:32:28.420 uh i think

00:32:30.020 a nice senior

00:32:30.620 quote would be

00:32:31.240 uh one of the

00:32:33.420 teachers is having

00:32:34.140 an affair with

00:32:34.700 students or

00:32:35.500 something like

00:32:35.940 that you know

00:32:36.660 stir up some

00:32:37.500 shit before you

00:32:38.420 leave dude

00:32:38.980 you only got

00:32:39.520 one go at

00:32:40.120 it

00:32:40.240 amen

00:32:40.600 but uh

00:32:43.180 shout out to

00:32:44.320 you bro

00:32:44.740 uh

00:32:45.320 fucking funniest

00:32:46.160 dude in the

00:32:46.560 game

00:32:46.900 hope you come

00:32:48.220 back down here

00:32:48.800 man i know

00:32:49.300 he's in biloxi

00:32:49.880 for the dark

00:32:50.300 hearts tour

00:32:50.780 hopefully you

00:32:51.460 come back bro

00:32:52.040 love you

00:32:52.720 gang gang

00:32:53.500 gang bro

00:32:54.540 thanks dylan man

00:32:55.580 and yeah i

00:32:56.480 love uh i got a

00:32:57.600 uh a step

00:32:58.920 step sister

00:33:00.260 named holly that

00:33:01.600 lives over there

00:33:02.000 in spanish fort

00:33:03.060 alabama and

00:33:05.220 um i guess i

00:33:07.880 don't know what

00:33:08.260 it is i think

00:33:08.720 they had i

00:33:10.440 don't know why

00:33:10.800 spanish fort is

00:33:11.440 what it is i

00:33:12.100 don't know enough

00:33:12.480 about it but

00:33:12.920 mobile is getting

00:33:14.020 better the beaches

00:33:14.880 they're really

00:33:15.360 starting they're

00:33:16.040 doing all they

00:33:16.680 can to really

00:33:17.280 beach it out

00:33:18.000 um you know

00:33:20.700 you'll see like a

00:33:21.460 it's a it's a

00:33:22.260 place you could

00:33:22.760 kind of find a

00:33:23.420 fuck you could

00:33:24.140 find barbecue

00:33:24.920 near a palm tree

00:33:26.540 mobile's that

00:33:27.180 weird it's a

00:33:27.980 weird little uh

00:33:29.140 it's kind of like

00:33:30.140 a transgender type

00:33:31.740 of um uh like

00:33:35.620 land like you

00:33:36.520 know it's beach

00:33:37.680 but it's country

00:33:39.380 but it's sandy

00:33:41.020 but it's um

00:33:42.720 tropical um

00:33:46.300 there's like

00:33:47.420 cannonballs like

00:33:48.480 you could like you

00:33:49.120 know there's a lot

00:33:51.300 of like vague

00:33:52.100 civil war gift

00:33:53.480 shops but you're

00:33:55.140 not really sure

00:33:56.100 what it's for and

00:33:58.040 they'll have like a

00:33:58.680 seashell and it's

00:33:59.720 just a lot of

00:34:00.420 stuff that doesn't

00:34:01.360 you know it's a

00:34:02.520 it's a hodgepodge

00:34:03.760 if you will um

00:34:05.580 but if you get

00:34:07.600 lost downtown

00:34:08.360 it's nice and I

00:34:09.740 got lost down there

00:34:10.680 and I was really

00:34:11.180 surprised at how

00:34:11.860 nice it was one

00:34:12.660 time but thank you

00:34:13.900 for calling in

00:34:14.660 Dylan and that's

00:34:15.260 another great uh

00:34:16.460 great quote right

00:34:17.260 there leave by

00:34:18.920 starting something

00:34:19.580 you know say just

00:34:23.500 be straight up man

00:34:24.540 mr herber dash

00:34:25.440 touched me once

00:34:26.420 say that

00:34:27.820 you know

00:34:30.820 say uh

00:34:32.460 scotty used to

00:34:33.380 bang miss uh

00:34:34.320 randolph

00:34:35.040 say you know

00:34:39.580 what I'm saying

00:34:39.960 like yeah leave a

00:34:41.100 little bit of uh

00:34:42.200 leave the light on

00:34:43.320 for people

00:34:43.860 hit them with that

00:34:45.760 fucking motel six

00:34:46.920 in their crotch you

00:34:47.880 know

00:34:48.140 say hey

00:34:49.780 miss uh

00:34:52.740 jerafola

00:34:53.720 was fine as

00:34:56.900 hell baby

00:34:57.620 okay you know

00:34:58.280 what I'm saying

00:34:58.700 do a little

00:34:59.260 something I like

00:34:59.940 your attitude

00:35:00.400 start a little

00:35:01.600 something you know

00:35:02.960 say hey I hid

00:35:05.260 two hundred dollars

00:35:06.140 in mr vliet's

00:35:07.220 honda civic

00:35:07.880 gang

00:35:08.980 let's go

00:35:10.440 uh

00:35:12.580 we got one more

00:35:13.300 that came in for

00:35:14.020 you let's hear it

00:35:14.720 what up rat king

00:35:18.000 this is brian

00:35:19.300 calling from

00:35:20.400 california

00:35:21.360 california brian

00:35:23.580 in california man

00:35:26.020 it's a good place

00:35:26.680 for somebody to uh

00:35:28.080 get angry at you

00:35:29.740 about not having a

00:35:30.540 mask on

00:35:31.200 while a homeless

00:35:32.240 fella

00:35:32.620 gives birth to them

00:35:35.380 freaking but you

00:35:36.240 know

00:35:36.460 them rear body

00:35:37.640 babies dog

00:35:38.520 only six or seven

00:35:40.120 feet away from you

00:35:40.960 praise god

00:35:41.520 let's hear more

00:35:42.100 brian

00:35:42.540 cisco bay area

00:35:44.580 uh

00:35:45.700 i was calling

00:35:46.540 because you were

00:35:47.500 asking about

00:35:48.300 a high school

00:35:49.440 senior quote

00:35:50.480 and a couple

00:35:52.300 came to mind

00:35:53.080 when i was

00:35:53.460 listening

00:35:53.860 the first one

00:35:55.380 is from the

00:35:56.400 louisiana bad boy

00:35:57.680 the rat king

00:35:58.940 mr theo vaughn

00:36:00.240 i think it's

00:36:01.120 words to live by

00:36:02.220 right in there

00:36:04.480 be good to

00:36:05.660 yourself

00:36:06.160 you probably

00:36:06.880 deserve it

00:36:07.640 amen

00:36:08.240 if i could go

00:36:08.760 back

00:36:09.180 write those words

00:36:10.580 that's much

00:36:11.780 better than

00:36:12.280 whatever i wrote

00:36:13.100 something stupid

00:36:13.920 that i thought

00:36:15.100 was funny at the

00:36:15.800 time

00:36:16.140 but you live by

00:36:17.920 those words

00:36:18.540 and i honestly

00:36:19.200 think

00:36:19.700 that that's

00:36:20.660 going to make

00:36:21.080 you happier

00:36:21.700 now the other

00:36:23.740 quote

00:36:24.140 probably not

00:36:25.340 school

00:36:25.800 and that's

00:36:27.440 true man

00:36:28.040 you know

00:36:29.320 it's so funny

00:36:29.900 how many guys

00:36:30.560 i'll run into

00:36:31.700 and and

00:36:32.420 women

00:36:33.000 occasionally

00:36:33.640 but mostly

00:36:34.240 men

00:36:34.600 and and

00:36:35.640 will just

00:36:36.040 share that

00:36:36.500 back to me

00:36:37.020 say be good

00:36:37.600 to yourself

00:36:38.080 you know

00:36:40.100 be good

00:36:40.620 to yourself

00:36:41.160 it's hard

00:36:43.080 isn't it

00:36:43.780 it's hard

00:36:46.180 brian

00:36:46.440 it's hard

00:36:46.820 to be good

00:36:47.260 to ourselves

00:36:47.900 um

00:36:50.800 and i don't

00:36:54.860 know if it's

00:36:55.160 because we

00:36:55.380 spend so much

00:36:56.100 time around

00:36:56.940 ourselves

00:36:57.500 i don't know

00:36:58.060 if it's

00:36:59.100 that you

00:37:01.340 gotta be

00:37:01.880 tougher on

00:37:02.600 who you

00:37:03.060 you know

00:37:03.400 but it's

00:37:05.780 hard

00:37:06.160 it's hard

00:37:07.280 man so

00:37:07.540 thank you for

00:37:07.880 that well

00:37:08.240 that well

00:37:08.880 wish baby

00:37:09.360 now let's

00:37:09.880 uh

00:37:10.100 let's hear

00:37:10.440 the other

00:37:10.700 one

00:37:10.940 that that's

00:37:12.580 gonna make

00:37:13.000 you happier

00:37:13.620 now the

00:37:15.460 other quote

00:37:16.060 probably not

00:37:17.260 school

00:37:17.740 appropriate

00:37:18.540 but it

00:37:19.840 was the

00:37:20.120 clip you

00:37:20.540 played after

00:37:21.260 the high

00:37:22.060 school senior

00:37:22.600 called in

00:37:23.240 and some

00:37:24.240 elderly woman

00:37:24.980 was screaming

00:37:25.600 at somebody

00:37:26.260 and she

00:37:27.160 said

00:37:27.600 if i

00:37:28.600 wanna fuck

00:37:29.200 i can

00:37:30.100 fuck

00:37:30.480 it ain't

00:37:31.860 nobody

00:37:32.180 business

00:37:32.580 but mine

00:37:33.260 if your

00:37:35.560 school

00:37:35.860 will let

00:37:36.220 you print

00:37:36.720 it

00:37:36.980 also

00:37:37.840 good words

00:37:39.600 to live

00:37:40.000 by

00:37:40.360 but that's

00:37:42.040 it man

00:37:42.420 i hope

00:37:42.720 i hope

00:37:43.560 this senior

00:37:44.060 can find

00:37:44.560 something

00:37:44.860 good

00:37:45.200 i would

00:37:46.260 go with

00:37:46.640 the rat

00:37:47.000 king

00:37:47.320 and uh

00:37:49.480 i hope

00:37:50.460 you be good

00:37:50.900 to yourself

00:37:51.420 man

00:37:51.740 you deserve

00:37:53.100 it

00:37:53.700 gang brother

00:37:54.700 thanks brian

00:37:55.520 i like

00:37:56.320 i like

00:37:56.340 that second

00:37:56.860 one man

00:37:57.240 i'm gonna

00:37:57.480 play

00:37:57.760 yours

00:37:58.020 again

00:37:58.520 if i

00:37:59.820 wanna

00:38:00.000 fuck

00:38:00.420 i can

00:38:01.340 fuck

00:38:01.720 it ain't

00:38:03.100 nobody

00:38:03.400 business

00:38:03.800 but mine

00:38:04.440 there you

00:38:05.280 go baby

00:38:06.040 there you

00:38:07.960 go

00:38:08.620 and we

00:38:10.000 should start

00:38:10.420 a senior

00:38:10.900 yearbook for

00:38:11.500 actual seniors

00:38:12.820 that's what it

00:38:13.700 should be

00:38:14.220 somebody should

00:38:15.300 just make a

00:38:15.780 yearbook of

00:38:16.640 all the old

00:38:17.360 people in

00:38:17.840 their town

00:38:18.360 and say

00:38:18.940 this is our

00:38:19.500 senior yearbook

00:38:20.420 and you go

00:38:21.180 around and get

00:38:21.920 them to sign

00:38:22.520 it now

00:38:22.980 you know

00:38:25.800 what i'm

00:38:26.040 saying

00:38:26.280 people be

00:38:26.800 writing real

00:38:27.500 stuff

00:38:28.000 you know

00:38:29.680 that would

00:38:32.240 be amazing

00:38:32.700 just to get

00:38:33.260 you know

00:38:33.640 to really

00:38:35.720 get uh

00:38:36.660 to just

00:38:38.420 really just

00:38:39.060 to capture

00:38:39.760 that last

00:38:40.700 hurrah

00:38:41.500 and then you

00:38:43.280 compare it

00:38:44.020 or maybe like

00:38:45.600 our high school

00:38:46.500 should come back

00:38:47.340 years later

00:38:48.060 and get a

00:38:48.620 quote later

00:38:49.180 on

00:38:49.540 you know

00:38:52.060 that's what

00:38:53.660 they should

00:38:54.000 do

00:38:54.300 but those

00:38:55.560 are great

00:38:55.940 man

00:38:56.160 those are

00:38:56.440 really nice

00:38:56.920 suggestions

00:38:57.460 for zatch

00:38:58.320 and i think

00:38:58.960 that um

00:38:59.600 the good

00:39:00.100 thing also

00:39:00.680 is that

00:39:02.260 uh we have

00:39:03.960 a montage

00:39:04.460 of other ones

00:39:05.160 that came in

00:39:05.700 and we'll put

00:39:06.180 that on at

00:39:06.880 the end of

00:39:07.300 the episode

00:39:07.720 so you guys

00:39:08.220 can check

00:39:08.640 that out

00:39:09.100 and and

00:39:09.840 thank you

00:39:10.140 for being

00:39:10.480 a part of

00:39:10.920 this past

00:39:11.360 weekend

00:39:11.640 and a part

00:39:12.100 of um

00:39:12.620 a part of

00:39:14.180 our lives

00:39:14.640 here i want

00:39:15.180 to thank you

00:39:15.560 for that

00:39:15.920 i also want

00:39:17.260 to tell you

00:39:17.580 right now

00:39:18.140 about the

00:39:19.120 zebra

00:39:19.520 and about

00:39:19.920 insurance

00:39:20.600 or insurance

00:39:21.440 look i got

00:39:23.880 it i got

00:39:24.420 into a home

00:39:25.020 recently and i

00:39:25.780 was like damn

00:39:26.420 i gotta what

00:39:27.240 if everything

00:39:27.680 burns down

00:39:28.540 you know if

00:39:31.460 you're in an

00:39:31.820 apartment or

00:39:32.460 you're renting

00:39:32.960 you don't care

00:39:33.540 if something

00:39:33.880 burns down

00:39:34.560 like who

00:39:34.880 gives a shit

00:39:35.500 you probably

00:39:35.940 started the

00:39:36.560 fire

00:39:36.920 hell a lot

00:39:39.660 of times i'm

00:39:40.100 shocked shit

00:39:40.760 didn't burn

00:39:41.360 down

00:39:41.680 but now every

00:39:44.680 time i leave

00:39:45.260 home i need

00:39:45.660 to head back

00:39:46.300 home

00:39:46.680 you know to

00:39:48.220 make sure that

00:39:48.840 the oven isn't

00:39:50.180 on or that

00:39:51.500 the you know

00:39:52.000 didn't leave

00:39:52.500 the heater

00:39:52.940 on just all

00:39:53.500 of a sudden

00:39:53.880 there's too

00:39:54.380 many things

00:39:54.900 that could

00:39:55.120 happen

00:39:55.540 i just worry

00:39:58.760 like is

00:39:59.140 everything gonna

00:40:00.180 be okay

00:40:00.680 well who

00:40:02.500 can help

00:40:02.920 you now

00:40:03.320 is the

00:40:04.380 zebra

00:40:04.760 the nation's

00:40:06.180 leading insurance

00:40:07.080 comparison site

00:40:08.060 for car and

00:40:08.920 home insurance

00:40:09.680 man for car

00:40:10.880 and home

00:40:11.520 where are you

00:40:13.380 at usually in

00:40:14.060 your car in

00:40:14.680 your home

00:40:15.340 don't just

00:40:17.360 live willy-nilly

00:40:18.260 live insured

00:40:19.280 they can help

00:40:20.860 you save money

00:40:21.440 today

00:40:21.860 when you use

00:40:23.800 thezebra.com

00:40:25.320 insurance finally

00:40:26.580 feels like it's

00:40:27.880 in black and

00:40:28.580 white that zebra

00:40:29.560 baby

00:40:29.960 no more confusion

00:40:32.180 you can secure

00:40:33.840 your insurance

00:40:34.440 from thezebra.com

00:40:35.740 or over the phone

00:40:36.900 from one of their

00:40:37.420 licensed insurance

00:40:38.440 agents

00:40:38.980 how much money

00:40:40.380 can you save

00:40:41.020 on your car

00:40:42.020 home insurance

00:40:42.780 they said that

00:40:44.840 americans

00:40:45.920 overspend by

00:40:47.120 billions of

00:40:48.200 dollars

00:40:48.700 on those

00:40:49.840 two items

00:40:50.380 change it

00:40:51.740 up

00:40:52.060 yep

00:40:53.580 visit

00:40:54.100 thezebra.com

00:40:55.720 slash

00:40:56.120 t-h-e-o

00:40:56.920 that's

00:40:57.300 t-h-e-z-e-b-r-a

00:40:59.200 dot com

00:40:59.840 slash

00:41:00.220 theo

00:41:00.540 for insurance

00:41:01.620 in black

00:41:02.280 and white

00:41:03.600 yeah you gotta

00:41:05.000 get insured

00:41:05.640 and be insured

00:41:06.280 well

00:41:06.560 don't get no

00:41:07.080 nasty insurance

00:41:08.240 you know

00:41:11.220 sometimes you

00:41:11.700 get that

00:41:12.020 nasty insurance

00:41:12.760 like you'll

00:41:13.120 call

00:41:13.340 if you get

00:41:13.880 nasty medical

00:41:14.780 hey this nasty

00:41:17.340 medical how can

00:41:18.220 we help

00:41:18.760 you're like

00:41:20.300 oh I fell

00:41:21.720 off the roof

00:41:22.360 man my neck

00:41:23.300 you know

00:41:23.820 my leg is

00:41:25.700 stuck in my

00:41:26.260 neck

00:41:27.500 like alright

00:41:29.440 we'll send

00:41:30.500 somebody over

00:41:33.100 man

00:41:33.480 we'll send

00:41:35.040 Clarence over

00:41:35.840 you're like

00:41:36.260 Clarence what

00:41:37.140 Clarence what

00:41:38.300 and then Clarence

00:41:40.000 shows up man

00:41:40.740 he's in a Ford

00:41:41.440 F-250 bro

00:41:42.460 and he got

00:41:43.500 speakers in that

00:41:44.220 bitch

00:41:44.460 and he

00:41:44.700 he can't

00:41:45.440 even lift

00:41:45.900 you

00:41:46.000 he real

00:41:46.380 small

00:41:46.860 you know

00:41:47.320 he played

00:41:48.480 point guard

00:41:49.220 bro

00:41:49.540 but only

00:41:50.200 in JV

00:41:50.900 he real

00:41:52.640 small

00:41:52.860 he can't

00:41:53.200 even lift

00:41:53.600 your body

00:41:54.040 and you

00:41:54.280 got a bad

00:41:54.820 leg

00:41:55.060 your leg

00:41:55.440 stuck in

00:41:55.860 your neck

00:41:56.360 you got

00:41:57.720 a neck

00:41:58.380 leg

00:41:59.340 you got

00:42:00.440 neck

00:42:00.760 leg

00:42:01.060 baby

00:42:01.400 and so

00:42:04.300 damn

00:42:04.680 bro

00:42:04.880 now you

00:42:05.240 gotta

00:42:05.420 fucking

00:42:05.820 jump up

00:42:07.080 in the

00:42:07.280 back of

00:42:07.600 the truck

00:42:07.940 on your

00:42:08.200 one good

00:42:08.700 leg

00:42:08.980 and he

00:42:09.180 rides

00:42:09.540 you over

00:42:09.900 there

00:42:10.180 and he's

00:42:11.160 playing

00:42:11.400 50 cent

00:42:12.100 the whole

00:42:12.420 time

00:42:12.660 get him

00:42:13.120 up

00:42:13.440 buck

00:42:13.980 get him

00:42:14.680 up

00:42:15.020 buck

00:42:15.620 holla

00:42:16.500 buck

00:42:16.800 buck

00:42:17.040 buck

00:42:17.320 buck

00:42:17.360 it's

00:42:17.720 going

00:42:18.000 down

00:42:18.560 and you're

00:42:18.880 in the

00:42:19.060 back

00:42:19.320 like

00:42:19.560 oh

00:42:20.280 damn

00:42:21.340 you bleeding

00:42:23.620 out back

00:42:24.160 there

00:42:24.540 go shawty

00:42:26.040 it's your

00:42:26.700 bur

00:42:26.840 and you

00:42:27.260 bleeding

00:42:27.860 out

00:42:28.320 they got

00:42:28.760 blood dripping

00:42:29.380 out the back

00:42:29.900 of the truck

00:42:30.560 and little

00:42:32.240 Clarence trying

00:42:32.860 to get to

00:42:33.200 the hospital

00:42:33.800 bro

00:42:34.380 but he had

00:42:34.980 to stop

00:42:35.360 for gas

00:42:35.900 dog

00:42:36.180 don't end

00:42:37.040 up with

00:42:37.360 nasty

00:42:37.840 medical

00:42:38.360 get the

00:42:40.940 good

00:42:41.160 stuff

00:42:41.620 that's

00:42:42.360 all

00:42:42.480 I'm

00:42:42.600 telling

00:42:42.840 you

00:42:43.500 speaking

00:42:45.780 of the

00:42:46.040 good

00:42:46.240 stuff

00:42:46.520 man

00:42:46.760 you need

00:42:47.080 fabletics

00:42:47.900 bro

00:42:48.360 you know

00:42:53.860 there's a

00:42:54.280 lot of

00:42:54.620 different

00:42:54.980 opportunities

00:42:56.000 for men

00:42:56.660 to wear

00:42:57.140 clothing

00:42:57.600 and

00:43:00.680 unfortunately

00:43:01.140 men have

00:43:01.560 always worn

00:43:02.120 stuff

00:43:02.540 if you

00:43:03.180 look back

00:43:03.560 through

00:43:03.740 time

00:43:04.200 even

00:43:04.500 only on

00:43:05.860 the first

00:43:06.340 few pages

00:43:07.080 of the

00:43:07.400 Bible

00:43:07.700 is men

00:43:08.180 naked

00:43:08.560 and then

00:43:10.400 one of

00:43:10.700 the men

00:43:10.960 kills

00:43:11.320 the other

00:43:11.600 men

00:43:11.960 and then

00:43:15.200 at that

00:43:15.520 point

00:43:15.740 they said

00:43:16.080 damn

00:43:16.360 we got

00:43:16.620 a blouse

00:43:17.080 up

00:43:17.400 and so

00:43:19.700 what

00:43:19.900 happened

00:43:20.240 was

00:43:20.840 clothing

00:43:22.440 and so

00:43:24.320 what happened

00:43:24.780 was clothing

00:43:25.340 and so

00:43:25.680 people started

00:43:26.180 getting clothed

00:43:26.960 and now

00:43:27.400 you got

00:43:27.760 fabletics

00:43:28.560 man

00:43:28.860 fabletics

00:43:30.360 men

00:43:30.940 represents

00:43:32.360 for every

00:43:32.980 guy who

00:43:33.320 wants to

00:43:33.640 look and

00:43:34.000 feel his

00:43:34.420 best

00:43:34.740 without

00:43:35.160 breaking

00:43:35.800 the bank

00:43:36.460 you can't

00:43:37.740 be spending

00:43:38.100 thousands

00:43:38.700 on a

00:43:39.100 t-shirt

00:43:39.540 or thousands

00:43:41.080 on a

00:43:41.520 sneaker

00:43:42.300 or a

00:43:43.720 leg brace

00:43:44.460 or something

00:43:44.800 if you're

00:43:45.140 handicapped

00:43:45.820 that's right

00:43:47.800 this means

00:43:48.860 lululemon

00:43:49.820 quality

00:43:50.480 for half

00:43:51.200 the price

00:43:51.760 because

00:43:52.960 guys deserve

00:43:53.860 to work

00:43:54.720 out in

00:43:55.180 good quality

00:43:55.880 stuff

00:43:56.500 go to

00:43:58.300 fabletics

00:43:59.220 f-a-b-l-e-t-i-c-s

00:44:01.700 dot com

00:44:02.960 slash

00:44:03.340 theo

00:44:03.660 that's

00:44:05.120 right

00:44:05.340 for access

00:44:05.880 to

00:44:06.160 insane

00:44:06.800 deals

00:44:07.320 get your

00:44:08.120 first

00:44:08.420 two pairs

00:44:09.140 of shorts

00:44:09.780 for just

00:44:11.760 twenty four

00:44:12.320 dollars

00:44:12.680 when you

00:44:12.980 become a

00:44:13.500 fabletics

00:44:14.220 men

00:44:14.660 vip

00:44:15.760 member

00:44:16.260 at

00:44:16.660 checkout

00:44:17.120 become a

00:44:18.160 fabletics

00:44:18.800 men

00:44:19.280 vip

00:44:20.840 member

00:44:21.200 at

00:44:21.400 checkout

00:44:21.800 all

00:44:22.920 styles

00:44:23.400 all colors

00:44:23.920 no

00:44:24.120 exclusions

00:44:24.720 you talking

00:44:25.780 top quality

00:44:26.940 top of the

00:44:27.520 line

00:44:27.900 stuff

00:44:29.100 that

00:44:29.280 they

00:44:29.400 would

00:44:29.540 wear

00:44:29.780 in

00:44:29.960 rome

00:44:30.420 and

00:44:31.260 now

00:44:31.440 it's

00:44:31.620 available

00:44:31.920 to

00:44:32.180 you

00:44:32.440 the

00:44:33.000 best

00:44:33.280 active

00:44:33.620 wear

00:44:33.780 at

00:44:33.900 the

00:44:34.000 best

00:44:34.180 prices

00:44:34.640 at

00:44:35.400 least

00:44:35.600 twenty

00:44:36.020 to

00:44:36.640 fifty

00:44:36.900 percent

00:44:37.220 off

00:44:37.420 retail

00:44:37.740 prices

00:44:38.160 every

00:44:38.740 time

00:44:39.320 you

00:44:39.800 shop

00:44:40.220 get

00:44:40.960 free

00:44:41.160 shipping

00:44:41.400 on all

00:44:41.700 orders

00:44:42.040 over

00:44:42.460 forty

00:44:42.900 nine

00:44:43.400 dollars

00:44:43.960 that's

00:44:44.240 right

00:44:44.460 go to

00:44:45.080 fabletics

00:44:45.920 f-a-b-l-e-t-i-c-s

00:44:48.460 dot com

00:44:49.020 slash

00:44:49.340 t-h-e-o

00:44:50.100 for access

00:44:50.740 to an

00:44:51.540 insane

00:44:52.200 deal

00:44:53.100 um

00:44:56.320 man

00:44:57.900 I just

00:44:58.160 can never

00:44:58.460 decide if

00:44:58.780 I should

00:44:58.900 wear a

00:44:59.140 hat or

00:44:59.440 not

00:44:59.740 ever get

00:45:00.180 like that

00:45:00.720 you leave

00:45:02.600 you put

00:45:02.880 the hat

00:45:03.260 on

00:45:03.900 you try

00:45:05.320 it

00:45:05.800 you're like

00:45:06.220 oh

00:45:06.560 I feel

00:45:06.920 like I

00:45:07.240 just

00:45:07.600 I don't

00:45:09.140 like having

00:45:09.560 the hat

00:45:09.940 on

00:45:10.360 so I'm

00:45:11.820 gonna try

00:45:12.200 the hat

00:45:12.600 off

00:45:13.120 I'm gonna

00:45:13.340 try it

00:45:13.680 backwards

00:45:14.060 and then

00:45:14.380 you're like

00:45:14.600 oh

00:45:14.760 am I too

00:45:15.120 old

00:45:15.400 to have

00:45:15.620 a hat

00:45:15.840 on

00:45:15.980 backwards

00:45:16.400 you know

00:45:18.440 do I

00:45:18.820 look like

00:45:19.260 I'm

00:45:19.620 you know

00:45:21.520 trying to

00:45:22.020 sell

00:45:22.380 sports

00:45:24.480 equipment

00:45:25.000 or what's

00:45:25.520 going on

00:45:26.260 and then

00:45:26.640 you

00:45:26.820 so you

00:45:27.220 go

00:45:27.340 no hat

00:45:27.800 all right

00:45:28.140 how do

00:45:28.420 I do

00:45:28.640 no hat

00:45:29.480 do my

00:45:30.860 hair look

00:45:31.300 okay

00:45:31.640 do I

00:45:31.940 seem

00:45:32.160 decent

00:45:32.760 do I

00:45:33.040 seem

00:45:33.200 clean

00:45:33.820 I always

00:45:34.180 think

00:45:34.400 that

00:45:34.780 come on

00:45:36.460 mom would

00:45:36.780 say you

00:45:36.960 look dirty

00:45:37.480 when I

00:45:37.740 was young

00:45:38.100 you look

00:45:38.420 dirty

00:45:38.840 all right

00:45:43.720 let's get

00:45:44.080 into a

00:45:44.360 couple of

00:45:44.740 calls right

00:45:45.840 here that

00:45:46.160 came in

00:45:46.840 and as

00:45:48.120 always the

00:45:48.560 hotline

00:45:48.900 985-664-9503

00:45:51.240 you can

00:45:51.820 submit

00:45:52.100 videos

00:45:53.400 on

00:45:54.160 Theo

00:45:55.100 Vaughn

00:45:55.780 dot com

00:45:56.900 here we

00:45:57.700 go

00:45:58.580 yo Theo

00:45:59.900 it's

00:46:00.420 Caleb

00:46:00.760 over

00:46:01.180 Scottsville

00:46:02.520 Kentucky

00:46:03.080 man my

00:46:04.580 little brother

00:46:05.200 he got me

00:46:05.720 turned on

00:46:06.320 listening to

00:46:07.020 this past

00:46:07.560 weekend

00:46:08.100 just anything

00:46:09.980 Theo Vaughn

00:46:10.960 you know

00:46:11.240 what I'm

00:46:11.480 saying

00:46:11.740 well praise

00:46:13.020 God

00:46:13.340 brother

00:46:13.640 and thank

00:46:14.120 you for

00:46:14.540 reaching out

00:46:17.040 from

00:46:17.420 Stock

00:46:18.120 Steel

00:46:18.420 Kentucky

00:46:18.960 and

00:46:19.980 I never

00:46:22.140 been over

00:46:22.700 there

00:46:23.060 but Kentucky

00:46:24.480 I used to

00:46:24.880 do steroids

00:46:25.580 and I know

00:46:27.300 that

00:46:27.620 sometimes people

00:46:30.560 have done those

00:46:31.160 also in Kentucky

00:46:31.980 let's hear more

00:46:32.740 but

00:46:34.000 he's got a

00:46:35.240 little problem

00:46:35.800 with smoking

00:46:36.420 the devil's

00:46:37.560 lettuce

00:46:37.840 you know

00:46:39.140 I used to

00:46:40.340 be pretty

00:46:40.820 hardcore

00:46:41.200 on all the

00:46:41.920 dope

00:46:42.200 and trying to

00:46:43.780 get him to

00:46:44.220 quit

00:46:44.460 he's got a

00:46:44.840 good head

00:46:45.280 on his

00:46:45.620 shoulders

00:46:46.000 but I mean

00:46:47.040 he just

00:46:47.320 can't put

00:46:49.060 down

00:46:49.660 the

00:46:50.500 that

00:46:50.700 green

00:46:51.220 beans

00:46:51.660 I mean

00:46:52.700 I don't

00:46:53.220 know

00:46:53.460 I've

00:46:54.420 told him

00:46:54.800 everything

00:46:55.220 cussed him

00:46:55.900 been his

00:46:57.040 buddy

00:46:57.400 I don't

00:46:58.020 really know

00:46:58.480 what to

00:46:58.820 do

00:46:59.220 and I

00:47:00.040 think

00:47:00.280 if the

00:47:00.580 Theo Vaughn

00:47:01.440 called

00:47:02.300 this little

00:47:02.700 son of a

00:47:03.000 bitch

00:47:03.300 and said

00:47:03.760 hey man

00:47:04.440 put smoking

00:47:05.740 the dope

00:47:06.180 killing

00:47:06.840 your brain

00:47:07.280 cells

00:47:07.720 he might

00:47:09.560 actually

00:47:09.940 quit

00:47:10.340 I don't

00:47:10.920 know

00:47:11.080 well look

00:47:12.680 man

00:47:13.100 I'm gonna

00:47:13.740 tell you

00:47:14.020 this

00:47:14.180 I appreciate

00:47:14.600 you

00:47:14.820 I think

00:47:15.560 it's nice

00:47:15.940 that you

00:47:16.180 care enough

00:47:16.580 about your

00:47:16.960 brother to

00:47:17.420 care about

00:47:17.780 what he's

00:47:18.100 doing

00:47:18.400 you know

00:47:20.200 and it's

00:47:20.500 hard at

00:47:20.840 some ages

00:47:21.380 because

00:47:21.720 some ages

00:47:22.380 people gonna

00:47:22.980 blow their

00:47:23.800 lungs out

00:47:24.480 or blow their

00:47:24.980 liver out

00:47:25.600 or blow their

00:47:26.480 dick out

00:47:27.040 even

00:47:27.280 sometimes

00:47:27.780 if they

00:47:28.060 being nasty

00:47:28.880 or whatever

00:47:29.380 or they got

00:47:30.760 AIDS or

00:47:31.260 anything like

00:47:31.860 that or

00:47:32.160 getting AIDS

00:47:32.900 but

00:47:34.780 you know

00:47:38.180 I mean

00:47:40.860 weed is a

00:47:41.900 tough one

00:47:42.480 weed is a

00:47:43.940 tough one

00:47:44.440 because

00:47:46.820 you know

00:47:49.620 sometimes

00:47:49.960 people just

00:47:50.560 have to run

00:47:51.020 their course

00:47:51.560 with it

00:47:52.040 and it's

00:47:54.420 safer

00:47:54.700 it's better

00:47:55.100 than other

00:47:55.520 drugs

00:47:56.080 you know

00:47:57.660 it's better

00:47:58.100 than somebody

00:47:58.720 doing a bunch

00:47:59.540 of heroin

00:48:00.100 or a bunch

00:48:00.780 of you know

00:48:02.500 cocaine or

00:48:03.320 crack

00:48:03.740 it's better

00:48:04.280 than that

00:48:04.840 in the sense

00:48:05.560 that it's

00:48:06.220 you know

00:48:07.380 they more

00:48:07.880 calmer

00:48:08.440 and that's

00:48:09.700 nice

00:48:10.100 but yeah

00:48:12.620 sometimes you

00:48:13.060 want to get

00:48:13.480 them off

00:48:13.820 you

00:48:13.920 sometimes you

00:48:14.340 can lose

00:48:14.840 a sibling

00:48:15.400 or a friend

00:48:16.080 and they get

00:48:16.820 real depth

00:48:17.420 up the end

00:48:17.900 of the weed

00:48:18.380 and they're like

00:48:19.540 a damn

00:48:19.880 swamp

00:48:20.320 it's like

00:48:20.680 talking to

00:48:21.160 they so

00:48:21.780 planted out

00:48:22.660 you know

00:48:24.620 all they're

00:48:24.980 doing is just

00:48:25.460 kind of

00:48:25.720 sitting there

00:48:26.160 like a plant

00:48:26.820 they kind of

00:48:27.320 become what

00:48:27.900 they smoke

00:48:28.440 they sit in

00:48:30.300 there and

00:48:30.620 they kind of

00:48:31.160 are unique

00:48:31.880 but they're

00:48:32.400 really just

00:48:32.840 a fucking

00:48:33.180 plant

00:48:33.680 and they

00:48:34.660 want water

00:48:35.460 and then

00:48:35.860 they

00:48:36.160 you know

00:48:38.720 they

00:48:39.060 and that's

00:48:42.320 it man

00:48:42.720 they just

00:48:43.040 want some

00:48:43.400 water

00:48:43.760 because they're

00:48:44.120 so high

00:48:44.720 so

00:48:47.100 I think

00:48:48.260 here's one

00:48:48.680 thing that I

00:48:49.100 use to help

00:48:49.680 quit

00:48:49.880 I just quit

00:48:50.340 I quit smoking

00:48:51.020 cigarettes

00:48:51.660 you know

00:48:52.000 about almost

00:48:52.600 a year ago

00:48:53.340 now

00:48:53.700 dude actually

00:48:55.380 in April

00:48:56.200 it'll be a

00:48:56.720 year

00:48:56.980 wow

00:48:57.840 and the thing

00:48:59.720 that helped

00:49:00.000 me quit

00:49:00.520 I was in

00:49:02.920 Kauai

00:49:03.480 man

00:49:03.860 Kauai

00:49:04.560 Hawaii

00:49:05.060 and a

00:49:06.980 man

00:49:07.260 I met

00:49:07.600 a man

00:49:07.940 by a

00:49:08.320 smoothie

00:49:08.600 shop

00:49:09.040 and he

00:49:09.300 was a

00:49:09.620 shaman

00:49:09.980 you know

00:49:11.620 he was

00:49:11.900 an off

00:49:12.280 work

00:49:12.680 smoothie

00:49:14.460 guy

00:49:14.880 shaman

00:49:15.380 guy

00:49:15.980 and

00:49:18.960 next thing

00:49:20.760 you know

00:49:21.060 him and

00:49:21.600 his old

00:49:21.960 lady got

00:49:22.380 me back

00:49:22.740 at their

00:49:23.040 joint

00:49:23.340 they got

00:49:23.760 a you know

00:49:24.360 kind of a

00:49:24.880 low key

00:49:25.280 child care

00:49:25.900 kind of

00:49:26.300 center

00:49:26.540 also

00:49:26.880 but they

00:49:27.280 smoked

00:49:27.560 they have

00:49:27.940 DMT

00:49:28.520 over there

00:49:29.020 and they

00:49:30.420 had that

00:49:30.720 5 MEO

00:49:31.680 DMT

00:49:33.120 that smoky

00:49:34.200 treat

00:49:34.500 baby

00:49:34.760 that brain

00:49:35.320 smoothie

00:49:35.720 you know

00:49:36.000 what I'm

00:49:36.200 talking about

00:49:36.820 that fucking

00:49:37.940 turn your

00:49:38.480 whole life

00:49:38.980 into a damn

00:49:39.420 skill crane

00:49:40.200 baby

00:49:40.420 and the

00:49:40.660 claw

00:49:40.940 the Lord

00:49:41.400 comes out

00:49:41.980 and just

00:49:42.560 picks things

00:49:43.140 out of you

00:49:43.560 that he

00:49:44.000 don't want

00:49:44.340 to be

00:49:44.600 there anymore

00:49:45.220 and one

00:49:47.220 of the

00:49:47.500 things

00:49:48.040 that

00:49:49.480 the Lord's

00:49:50.780 mighty arm

00:49:51.280 picked right

00:49:51.660 out of me

00:49:51.900 was my

00:49:52.820 desire to

00:49:53.260 smoke

00:49:53.440 cigarettes

00:49:53.980 because DMT

00:49:57.200 I find

00:49:57.600 it'll put

00:49:57.980 the wheels

00:49:58.560 on your

00:49:58.880 wants

00:49:59.360 sometimes

00:50:01.760 your very

00:50:02.280 core

00:50:02.660 has wants

00:50:03.340 inside of

00:50:03.980 it

00:50:04.180 it has

00:50:05.440 things

00:50:05.760 it wants

00:50:06.280 to do

00:50:06.800 and it

00:50:09.320 they just

00:50:09.620 it don't

00:50:09.960 it don't

00:50:10.300 have the

00:50:10.620 wheels

00:50:10.940 it don't

00:50:11.240 have the

00:50:11.540 downhill

00:50:12.060 it don't

00:50:12.380 have the

00:50:12.640 gradient

00:50:13.060 but that

00:50:15.220 DMT

00:50:15.820 will get

00:50:16.180 in there

00:50:16.500 and do

00:50:16.760 that dirty

00:50:17.260 work

00:50:17.660 you know

00:50:18.820 it'll

00:50:20.840 tickle your

00:50:21.360 sister

00:50:21.700 but buy

00:50:22.120 her a

00:50:22.360 house

00:50:22.600 you know

00:50:22.820 what I'm

00:50:22.980 saying

00:50:23.140 it does

00:50:23.600 the things

00:50:24.120 you can't

00:50:24.720 really

00:50:25.040 you don't

00:50:25.880 want to

00:50:26.160 do

00:50:26.420 and that's

00:50:28.420 what it did

00:50:28.780 for me

00:50:29.160 man it got

00:50:29.680 inside of

00:50:30.180 me and I

00:50:30.920 went from

00:50:31.380 literally

00:50:32.040 each day I'd

00:50:34.240 be in my

00:50:34.600 head like okay

00:50:35.200 am I gonna

00:50:35.560 and I wasn't a

00:50:36.280 heavy smoker

00:50:36.860 but I'd smoke a

00:50:38.640 couple at

00:50:39.020 night

00:50:39.360 and I had a

00:50:43.220 crutch I

00:50:43.820 would smoke when

00:50:44.700 I didn't want

00:50:45.540 to that was

00:50:46.560 it I would

00:50:47.100 smoke when I

00:50:47.480 didn't want

00:50:47.860 to

00:50:48.080 and anytime I

00:50:51.100 had a problem

00:50:51.800 or an

00:50:52.360 uncertainty

00:50:53.060 or a

00:50:54.500 non-surety

00:50:55.360 or anything

00:50:59.540 I would

00:50:59.880 just I

00:51:00.140 would go

00:51:00.440 smoke

00:51:00.880 it became

00:51:01.940 my god

00:51:02.640 in a weird

00:51:03.100 way when I

00:51:03.680 had a

00:51:03.940 question a

00:51:04.560 worry a

00:51:05.020 thought a

00:51:05.460 concern or

00:51:06.200 a positive

00:51:07.100 feeling let's

00:51:07.960 smoke let's

00:51:08.480 smoke oh

00:51:09.580 let's celebrate

00:51:10.140 let's smoke oh

00:51:11.000 damn bummer let's

00:51:12.300 smoke it became

00:51:14.580 where I went when I

00:51:15.740 had a feeling of

00:51:16.560 any sort

00:51:17.120 so it was so

00:51:22.520 nice when it

00:51:23.140 disappeared I

00:51:23.820 mean literally

00:51:24.620 it just that

00:51:26.800 that that five

00:51:27.960 course meal baby

00:51:28.800 that five meo

00:51:29.880 dmt just took

00:51:31.160 it completely out

00:51:32.020 of my my

00:51:33.520 history and

00:51:36.520 so that's what I

00:51:37.160 think that that

00:51:37.700 kind of stuff can

00:51:38.280 do is that it's

00:51:39.520 the librarian

00:51:40.280 inside of you

00:51:43.100 that we all

00:51:43.920 need so I

00:51:45.680 don't know if

00:51:46.060 that helps to

00:51:46.660 suggest your

00:51:47.180 brother smoke

00:51:47.880 dmt to quit

00:51:48.720 smoking weed

00:51:49.380 but but also I

00:51:51.940 think he has you

00:51:52.520 have to want it

00:51:53.340 that's what I'm

00:51:55.300 saying I think he

00:51:55.740 puts the wheels on

00:51:56.540 your wants so if

00:51:58.220 he wants it it can

00:51:59.380 happen if he don't

00:52:00.700 want it then I

00:52:02.320 think it it won't

00:52:03.360 happen it has to be

00:52:05.320 a want that's been

00:52:06.260 that's been occurring

00:52:07.360 in you in your

00:52:07.960 background you know

00:52:11.680 it has to be a want

00:52:12.740 that's just sitting on

00:52:13.620 the stem of your

00:52:14.200 spine waiting for a

00:52:15.780 ride home but you

00:52:18.080 you don't you don't

00:52:19.020 have the power to

00:52:19.700 make it happen and

00:52:22.180 that DMT does that

00:52:23.300 dirty work that's

00:52:24.600 what it does so I

00:52:26.500 think that um that

00:52:28.160 that's a possibility

00:52:29.020 but sometimes you got

00:52:29.780 to let people run

00:52:30.500 their course with

00:52:31.120 drugs so but I'm

00:52:36.040 sorry I just think

00:52:36.620 I think overall it's

00:52:37.460 just nice that you

00:52:38.100 care what's going on

00:52:39.640 with your brother at

00:52:40.280 all you know and I

00:52:43.600 think I think things

00:52:44.480 are okay in moderation

00:52:45.220 if he can handle it

00:52:46.340 uh but if he wants

00:52:49.060 to quit and he

00:52:50.460 can't then that's

00:52:51.800 when I think that

00:52:52.460 um that DMT could

00:52:54.440 be the answer for

00:52:55.600 and could possibly

00:52:56.520 save y'all's

00:52:57.140 brother ship so

00:52:59.260 all right we had we

00:53:01.460 had uh we had this

00:53:02.460 video come in right

00:53:03.380 here um thank you

00:53:04.720 guys for submitting

00:53:05.340 this from uh tiktok

00:53:06.660 let's go

00:53:09.080 my number one

00:53:10.740 requested thing to

00:53:11.720 cook catfish

00:53:12.760 kubion I'm hydrated

00:53:14.320 I'm motivated

00:53:15.220 let's get it dude

00:53:17.260 okay and here you

00:53:18.620 got a man this is a

00:53:19.700 real this is like an

00:53:20.880 indoor outdoor man

00:53:22.180 and this man is like

00:53:23.540 a chef let's hear more

00:53:24.520 of this and this guy

00:53:25.240 I see the Louisiana

00:53:25.860 flag in the background

00:53:26.780 he's a Louisiana guy

00:53:28.240 let's hear it again

00:53:29.280 my number one

00:53:30.740 requested thing to

00:53:31.720 cook catfish

00:53:32.760 kubion I'm hydrated

00:53:34.320 I'm motivated

00:53:35.220 let's get it dude

00:53:37.260 we got a half a cup

00:53:38.900 of butter half a cup

00:53:40.080 of flour we're making

00:53:41.000 a blind colored roof

00:53:42.020 let's get it dude

00:53:42.920 holy trinity and some

00:53:45.500 garlic you got your

00:53:46.940 on your own sweating

00:53:47.700 down your head with

00:53:48.780 your vegetable juice

00:53:49.700 and your homemade

00:53:50.460 seafood stock

00:53:51.300 you got it to a

00:53:52.980 rolling ball add your

00:53:54.100 stewed tomatoes and

00:53:55.240 your tomato paste

00:53:56.160 bay leaves green

00:53:58.820 olives fresh lemons

00:54:00.620 add the creole

00:54:02.020 seasoning you like

00:54:03.060 a little two-step

00:54:04.460 we let it simmer for

00:54:06.740 25 minutes and

00:54:07.860 while we wait we

00:54:09.040 hydrate

00:54:09.680 that's alcoholism

00:54:11.160 parsley green on your

00:54:12.260 arms pull out your

00:54:13.540 lemons your bay leaves

00:54:15.080 and lay down your

00:54:15.780 beautiful Louisiana

00:54:17.140 blue cat

00:54:17.940 at this point don't

00:54:20.800 stir just sink them

00:54:21.900 down

00:54:22.400 yeah you can't see the

00:54:23.760 video but he's

00:54:24.240 literally pushing

00:54:25.180 pieces of blue cat

00:54:26.800 down into the um

00:54:27.940 into the sauce with a

00:54:30.460 boat or

00:54:31.000 amen

00:54:33.540 catfish kubion a

00:54:36.420 cracker

00:54:36.900 that's money dude

00:54:38.080 there you go

00:54:39.600 and so this is a

00:54:41.420 man this is a

00:54:42.160 Louisiana type man

00:54:43.560 you see some of

00:54:45.160 this dude got an

00:54:45.760 eight ball of law

00:54:46.660 re-seasoning in his

00:54:47.680 pocket bro you know

00:54:48.780 what I'm saying

00:54:49.300 this dude this dude

00:54:51.900 will boil your

00:54:52.640 sister's tits right

00:54:53.740 here

00:54:53.980 this dude will

00:54:55.500 straight up boil

00:54:56.480 your sister's tits

00:54:58.800 man he's about that

00:55:00.040 life bro

00:55:00.780 he's about that fire

00:55:02.360 that fucking uh

00:55:03.820 tit right off the

00:55:04.700 bone life dog

00:55:05.720 that's who he is

00:55:06.680 bro

00:55:06.960 this the kind of

00:55:08.600 dude he'll invite

00:55:09.300 you over for a

00:55:10.120 hot tub you realize

00:55:11.180 you in the hot tub

00:55:12.080 next thing you know

00:55:12.620 an onion goes by

00:55:13.900 a lemon or

00:55:14.920 artichoke goes by

00:55:16.160 and you realize

00:55:17.240 you you about to

00:55:18.180 be lunch boy

00:55:19.120 you know what I'm

00:55:20.180 saying this dude

00:55:20.620 has alternate plans

00:55:22.000 uh what I love

00:55:24.700 about this guy he's

00:55:25.500 one of those type of

00:55:26.240 guys you see in

00:55:27.000 Louisiana he's very

00:55:27.960 he's every neighborhood

00:55:29.160 has this guy and you

00:55:31.040 need this guy this

00:55:32.220 dude is the chef

00:55:33.360 by the week he

00:55:35.420 works at the

00:55:36.020 Chase Bank or he

00:55:37.140 works over there

00:55:37.900 Whitney Bank or

00:55:40.020 Regions Bank or

00:55:41.340 whatever but on

00:55:42.260 suddenly the weekend

00:55:43.380 hits and he's

00:55:45.500 dude you know what

00:55:47.600 I'm saying he's

00:55:48.240 fucking he got to

00:55:48.940 Bunsen burner and

00:55:49.860 he's grilling uh

00:55:50.880 you know he'll have

00:55:52.300 a damn uh a cigarette

00:55:53.940 lighter and be

00:55:54.780 cooking up a piece of

00:55:55.800 damn crab meat with

00:55:56.780 it you know they get

00:55:58.620 wild like that guys

00:55:59.820 like this and if you

00:56:02.540 notice he uses all

00:56:03.500 the vowels in

00:56:05.500 Louisiana they got

00:56:06.380 a lot of extra

00:56:07.240 vowels you know

00:56:08.980 you got a e i o u

00:56:11.660 yeah three or oh

00:56:16.160 yeah or oh yeah

00:56:21.020 or oh yeah I I

00:56:26.660 yeah it is the kind

00:56:28.880 of dude ask for a

00:56:29.820 spice rack in a

00:56:30.740 divorce settlement

00:56:31.580 kind of guy you

00:56:32.740 know this guy this

00:56:34.460 the kind of guy he

00:56:35.300 only have one uh

00:56:36.780 hand because he

00:56:38.820 probably was doing a

00:56:39.720 boil one time and

00:56:40.680 he dropped one of

00:56:41.320 his um he dropped

00:56:42.960 his car keys in a

00:56:43.920 boil and he reached

00:56:45.900 in for him on

00:56:46.540 accident reflexing he

00:56:48.380 did a you know he

00:56:49.340 just had a reflection

00:56:50.240 and now he only got

00:56:52.860 one hand but it

00:56:54.160 still works so he's

00:56:55.160 you know he's

00:56:56.360 thankful to God

00:56:57.140 Brian all the swamp

00:56:58.040 gods so yeah man

00:57:00.380 this is a good talk

00:57:01.240 thanks for sending

00:57:01.860 this in uh and I

00:57:04.380 will say this the

00:57:05.840 food looks absolutely

00:57:06.860 amazing and I would

00:57:09.380 try I might have to

00:57:10.660 try this

00:57:11.260 Dustin uh

00:57:13.600 Poirier this look like

00:57:15.340 somebody this guy look

00:57:16.560 like he's probably in

00:57:17.240 Dustin Poirier's family

00:57:18.300 or from his

00:57:18.960 neighborhood and I

00:57:19.900 would guarantee that

00:57:20.940 so that's a little bit

00:57:22.440 of Louisiana fire right

00:57:23.660 there

00:57:24.040 all right let's take

00:57:26.100 another call that came

00:57:26.880 in right here man as

00:57:28.040 always 985-664-9503

00:57:31.720 hey Theo this is Chad

00:57:34.880 from Chicago hey man

00:57:36.620 listen I'm sitting here

00:57:38.080 driving home from work

00:57:39.160 and I'm trying to figure

00:57:40.460 out the answer to this

00:57:42.540 question somebody asked

00:57:43.740 me and they asked me

00:57:45.240 do you think you own

00:57:47.280 the clothes that you're

00:57:48.880 going to die in not the

00:57:50.580 clothes that you're going

00:57:51.280 to be buried in the ones

00:57:52.400 where when the when the

00:57:54.360 grizzly bear eats you

00:57:55.480 what clothes are you

00:57:57.000 wearing and uh I don't

00:57:59.720 know I don't know if I

00:58:00.940 if I do or I don't know

00:58:02.240 if I want to know if I

00:58:03.860 do uh but I'd love to

00:58:05.720 hear your thoughts I mean

00:58:07.120 I don't wear a lot of

00:58:08.040 clothes anyway okay well

00:58:11.540 the end part that's

00:58:12.360 really that's getting

00:58:15.320 personal I think brother

00:58:16.940 but well let me think do

00:58:22.100 you that's a good

00:58:23.200 question what clothes you

00:58:24.260 want to you know head on

00:58:26.940 out in what's that last

00:58:29.460 hero for you for your

00:58:32.200 body you know when do you

00:58:37.120 get you know because you

00:58:38.620 got to give up the cage

00:58:39.740 sometimes I realized more

00:58:44.220 and more recently that I'm a

00:58:45.240 bird in a cage man despite all

00:58:47.520 my rage bro I am still just a

00:58:50.900 rat in a cage actually that's

00:58:52.260 what the man said but um I

00:58:55.360 realized that my body is just

00:58:56.740 a thing that I'm in I'm I'm

00:58:58.880 in my head I'm looking out of

00:59:01.980 my eyes that's where my spirit

00:59:05.100 is I'm you know my body is just

00:59:07.940 this kind of like it has this

00:59:10.640 color and texture and vibe to

00:59:13.520 it and you know I got the rib

00:59:16.100 cage of a damn large cat really

00:59:17.740 but you know this is who I am

00:59:23.180 but um well I have the clothes

00:59:25.800 that I'm gonna die in I don't

00:59:29.140 you know it's tough that's yeah

00:59:33.300 because who you know they show

00:59:34.580 up they see oh he died in that

00:59:36.080 yeah I guess I would you know I

00:59:37.640 have green eyes I guess I would

00:59:38.660 like to have like a green shirt on

00:59:40.000 maybe or something that's blue or

00:59:41.320 gray but um I don't want to have

00:59:44.600 like somebody like a you know like

00:59:46.940 a Darren Sharper jersey or a

00:59:48.760 Marshawn Lattimore jersey on I

00:59:51.320 guess in Chicago maybe it's

00:59:52.500 probably kind of cool if you die

00:59:53.480 on like an Erlacher jersey that

00:59:54.700 might be kind of cool um so yeah

00:59:59.100 I guess I don't know it's tough

01:00:00.600 it's tough to know what's the best

01:00:02.080 thing to die in and if I own those

01:00:03.900 clothes already I guess you have to

01:00:07.600 think of what when you're gonna die

01:00:09.240 when is your year you know I

01:00:14.360 don't I go through phases I go

01:00:15.540 through phases where I feel like

01:00:16.380 I'm gonna be really old and then I

01:00:17.320 go through phase where I'm like oh

01:00:18.540 man you know I hope there's you

01:00:20.840 know is this thing ever gonna show

01:00:23.100 up you know what I'm saying like

01:00:24.340 when I hear the doorbell I'm like oh

01:00:25.940 maybe it's the Grim Reaper oh so yeah

01:00:30.220 that's a good question man do I have

01:00:31.500 those clothes I I I you know what I

01:00:34.140 think I do because I I don't wear a

01:00:36.400 lot of different stuff I'm pretty

01:00:37.820 minimal when it comes to that you

01:00:39.860 know I'm not like Brennan

01:00:40.800 Shaub he has to get like a new you

01:00:43.340 know a fucking new bat skin hat every

01:00:45.720 time he goes to Toledo or something

01:00:49.240 so I don't I don't need all that I'm a

01:00:51.580 little bit more simplistic so I bet I

01:00:54.640 probably do have it man but thank you

01:00:56.120 for asking and making sure I'm okay and

01:00:59.040 if I have enough stuff to die in let's

01:01:02.860 take another call that came in man and

01:01:05.120 you know what actually all right we got

01:01:07.620 a single mom submission right here that

01:01:09.940 came in somebody came and somebody

01:01:13.020 recommended this beautiful lady and

01:01:16.940 let's see this video gang

01:01:20.380 hey this is Travis from the Bay Area I

01:01:26.160 just want to nominate my friend Krista

01:01:28.620 and her three little hellion kids for the

01:01:31.620 single moms she's a badass okay sorry

01:01:36.000 it's loud out here building a bridge

01:01:38.960 oh damn and it's a bridge worker if you

01:01:42.720 can't see the video this man working

01:01:44.280 bridge right here and a bridge is just a

01:01:48.260 road that's fucking brave as fuck dog if

01:01:51.380 I'm honest with you other roads look at

01:01:55.040 a bridge and be like damn I bet he gets

01:01:58.960 all the britches you get it bridge

01:02:02.440 bitches um but yeah man a bridge is just

01:02:06.340 really it's a fucking road with some

01:02:07.840 balls baby gang let's go um but yeah

01:02:11.540 Krista her three kids she's uh put

01:02:14.620 herself through school she's put them

01:02:16.580 through hell to sports and uh she does

01:02:18.660 it all on her own so if you at least

01:02:20.780 give her a shout out or anything uh

01:02:23.280 that'd be awesome um gang gang Theo Vaughn

01:02:26.340 you're the man dude uh watch your show

01:02:28.100 every week thanks oh thanks and later

01:02:31.300 thanks bro well it's nice you to be

01:02:34.060 thinking about somebody else today man I

01:02:35.620 appreciate that out of you and um and

01:02:38.520 thanks yeah let's see if we can't call

01:02:40.180 Krista up and see what's going on um

01:02:42.780 make sure okay yeah let's do it

01:02:45.060 yeah yeah oh what's up Krista can you

01:02:53.360 hear me yeah okay hold on one second I

01:02:56.640 can't hear you I'm not like a pervert or

01:02:58.380 anything I just um this isn't like chat

01:03:01.060 roulette or anything I'm just trying to

01:03:02.340 say hey to you now I can hear you can

01:03:04.420 you hear me yes okay how are you today

01:03:07.420 I am doing well how are you good I don't

01:03:10.720 want to let you know I'm not like a

01:03:11.680 weirdo I'm not with the government or

01:03:12.960 anything but um I was just calling you

01:03:16.860 because they had a fella uh this guy

01:03:21.160 hey this is Travis a guy named Travis do

01:03:24.240 you know him yeah I do know him he's a

01:03:26.920 white guy he works on a bridge yeah well

01:03:30.900 he um I work on a podcast my name's Theo

01:03:33.820 and I work on a podcast and he said we do

01:03:37.180 a thing sometimes where we where we reach

01:03:38.640 out and do something nice for single moms

01:03:40.060 and he said oh well I know this lady she's

01:03:41.800 a single mom and she works really hard and

01:03:43.500 she has um you know three great kids and um

01:03:46.620 I was raised by a single mom so um yeah

01:03:49.240 every now and then we just try and like uh

01:03:52.240 uh just give back to the community so we

01:03:54.720 just wanted to give you a thousand bucks

01:03:56.000 to go do something fun with your kiddos

01:03:57.460 and yeah I'm totally serious so we just

01:04:03.280 thought it would be it's just nice that he

01:04:06.040 thought of you actually you could tell he

01:04:07.540 must think pretty highly of you

01:04:08.880 so my god thank you so much oh you're

01:04:15.180 really welcome um what are your kiddos

01:04:17.880 like to do what kind of kids you got

01:04:19.420 anyway men or women I got two boys and a

01:04:22.600 little girl okay you got two boys and a

01:04:25.620 girl yeah oh that's nice what ages are

01:04:29.160 they nine seven and five oh dang oh my god

01:04:36.760 I can't believe you're even alive then

01:04:38.520 yeah that's a lot of pressure yeah my my

01:04:44.040 siblings we were all two years apart um

01:04:46.140 so it's like fight club some days yeah

01:04:48.900 I bet it is like fight club we should

01:04:51.640 start recording it oh especially at

01:04:54.120 bedtime that's funny where do you work

01:04:57.200 out are you working today you off today

01:04:58.740 I am working today I work at um GI

01:05:02.080 consultants in Reno oh y'all live in

01:05:05.420 Reno yeah oh yeah boy I've been over to

01:05:08.980 Reno Reno's a lot of AA meetings a lot

01:05:11.480 of people donating blood baby let's go

01:05:13.680 yeah yeah dude I've been to some

01:05:16.980 meetings over in Reno boy that's a wild

01:05:21.540 place so um have y'all lived there y'all's

01:05:23.940 whole life no we just moved here I moved

01:05:27.080 here with the kids about a year and a half

01:05:28.640 ago mm-hmm so I just totally relocated us

01:05:32.340 because it was getting way too expensive

01:05:33.780 where we were in Santa Cruz oh yeah it

01:05:36.680 gets kind of pricey out there huh yeah so

01:05:39.280 I just relocated us on a hope that

01:05:41.780 everything was gonna work out dang and

01:05:45.440 how do you know Travis how do you know

01:05:46.900 him Travis and I have known each other

01:05:49.160 for let's see maybe like eight years mm-hmm

01:05:54.280 yeah we used to get in trouble together

01:05:56.760 and now we don't yeah I feel he's always

01:06:00.100 he's always been one of my best friends

01:06:02.020 yeah yeah oh that's cool yeah you can

01:06:05.820 tell he thinks he must think pretty

01:06:07.060 highly of you um it was just sweet I

01:06:09.180 mean he he he sent in a nice little

01:06:11.000 video so you'll be able to see it if if

01:06:12.780 if he shares this with you one day but

01:06:15.280 um yeah but we don't want to take up a

01:06:17.960 bunch of your time we just thought that

01:06:19.380 uh it was just really nice of him and um

01:06:21.980 yeah I just remember when I was young if

01:06:24.240 somebody would have reached out to my

01:06:25.400 mom and just done something just a

01:06:27.040 little extra sometime just just maybe

01:06:29.000 take the edge off for a week you know

01:06:30.820 yeah yeah cool oh it's so amazing well

01:06:36.660 look give Travis a hug for us when you

01:06:38.380 see him and uh and um yeah what you

01:06:41.220 gonna go do go do something fun with

01:06:42.480 the kiddos what do they like to do so

01:06:44.960 my little girl likes to do a little or

01:06:46.800 really anything and everything but the

01:06:49.000 boys are getting real into baseball so

01:06:51.340 I'm gonna see maybe I can find them

01:06:52.800 some baseball to do or outdoors we're

01:06:56.640 starting to get some nice weather

01:06:57.860 yeah that's fun do they play in any of

01:07:00.400 those little leagues yet or no no well

01:07:02.840 my son does junior my older one's done

01:07:05.020 junior giants because it's the free one

01:07:07.220 oh yeah so I've had him doing that

01:07:09.720 because I'm like well I'm not gonna pay

01:07:10.940 a bunch of money if you're not into it

01:07:12.920 I'd rather you not be into it if it's

01:07:15.080 free yeah we check out yeah yeah oh

01:07:18.500 nice yeah those organized sports I

01:07:20.840 think is fun I think kids really dig

01:07:22.860 that you know yeah they're doing

01:07:25.940 really good they are yeah yeah my

01:07:29.520 middle one just decided to take a break

01:07:31.300 from gymnastics which thank god it's

01:07:33.560 expensive so he's he's he's thinking

01:07:36.820 about his life he said to decide what he

01:07:38.980 wants to do oh damn that must be nice

01:07:41.420 I was all damn you're seven what do you

01:07:45.200 have going on well I don't know but I'm

01:07:48.780 41 and he and I apparently have the same

01:07:50.640 thing going on so I can totally relate to

01:07:53.640 that young fella I'm like you're gonna be

01:07:55.840 doing that for a long time buddy

01:07:57.420 curricular activity that's all I need you

01:08:00.880 to do what do you feel like doing you

01:08:02.140 want to kick a ball do you want to hit a

01:08:03.540 ball what do you want to do yeah I think

01:08:05.740 the less thinking about it he can do and

01:08:07.220 just the more doing it the better off

01:08:08.600 he'll be probably right right well thanks

01:08:13.180 so much for answering our call today and

01:08:14.700 yeah my producer Nick will follow up

01:08:16.740 with you and you look lovely and it's

01:08:17.940 nice to see you today oh thank you and

01:08:21.400 and and yeah tell tell Travis we said

01:08:24.240 hey when you see him I will I will okay

01:08:27.740 take care have a good day you too thank

01:08:30.580 you so much oh yeah you're so welcome

01:08:32.820 y'all have fun hey send us a picture if

01:08:35.200 you do something fun with the kiddos

01:08:36.340 send us a picture no pedof we pedophiles

01:08:38.600 or nothing with us regular people I

01:08:40.840 totally will okay cool okay thank you

01:08:44.060 have a good day you have a good day okay

01:08:46.380 bye-bye bye yeah she seemed like a sweet

01:08:50.180 lady man yeah I think just a little moment

01:08:53.360 of reprieve for somebody you know a

01:08:56.980 moment of reprieve for her to just be

01:08:58.680 able to thank you know just to be able to

01:09:03.660 love your kids without that extra stress

01:09:06.020 of and I I'm not saying we're doing a

01:09:10.180 tone we're not changing anybody's life

01:09:11.720 but just have a moment man I don't think

01:09:18.940 when I was a kid if some man would have

01:09:20.420 come by or a woman anybody and I'm sure

01:09:22.560 people do look the the government does

01:09:25.000 it you know you can get help and get

01:09:27.420 assistance and we got all of that growing

01:09:29.980 up and man it just makes me feel you know

01:09:37.440 it makes me feel grateful for time really

01:09:44.220 that time gives you the opportunity to go

01:09:47.400 back and kind of see what's going on so

01:09:51.360 yeah time gives you the opportunity to kind of go

01:10:01.000 back and you know just sew up little tears in

01:10:06.060 your own story by using the thread of of each

01:10:13.260 other you know in a weird way and maybe that's

01:10:17.400 selfish to think of it that way it's not

01:10:18.800 selfish but maybe you know everything's selfish

01:10:20.820 in a way but it's just you know I don't know

01:10:24.000 it just makes me feel nice that that you

01:10:27.860 know there'll be a little extra opportunity

01:10:29.660 for them to do something fun together as a

01:10:31.360 family and thank you guys for supporting this

01:10:35.880 past weekend let's get another call that came

01:10:38.280 in right here man and what do we got here

01:10:44.340 big Mike out of Canada dog and I don't know

01:10:56.740 what y'all are doing up there but shit if it

01:11:00.000 gets weirder down here bro I might come up

01:11:01.920 there and join you fam let's go pop pop gang

01:11:04.480 up here in Canada I just love listening to your

01:11:08.020 podcast man you do a great job I mean a lot of

01:11:10.920 emotions every single episode and you know who

01:11:14.260 doesn't love that just you know got a you know

01:11:17.940 maybe some tips you could help me out with

01:11:19.940 been semi professional baseball player for about you

01:11:25.920 know four or five years now oh yeah and I know

01:11:29.340 what you're saying you mean doing drugs baby I

01:11:31.840 feel you baby I used to say stuff like that I

01:11:35.820 want my semi pro ball player people are like oh

01:11:38.560 you're doing drugs so but go on brother I feel

01:11:43.180 you before that you know went to college did the

01:11:47.000 whole thing especially being from Canada it was

01:11:50.560 tough you know going over the states to play

01:11:52.800 ball I lived in Australia for two years time of my

01:11:56.240 life but now you know oh yeah and lived in Australia

01:12:00.640 is obviously another term for doing drugs

01:12:03.820 so I feel you baby the code language daddy you know

01:12:10.660 what I'm saying spending time at grandma's house I

01:12:15.660 know what you're saying baby let's hear it

01:12:17.320 you know I just this past December on the 12th had a

01:12:21.720 beautiful baby girl okay and you got that offspring

01:12:24.120 now baby you got that offspring now you got

01:12:27.320 something to worry about now you got a real rock to

01:12:29.800 smoke daddy let's hear it and she's been you know

01:12:33.760 absolutely amazing but I think it's time to you know

01:12:36.880 now you know turn the page and start that family life I

01:12:40.320 just wanted to know your thoughts you think I should

01:12:42.800 just keep it keep it buzzing or should I uh you know

01:12:45.560 sting it and hang out with the two ladies of my life

01:12:49.300 keep it buzzing what are you talking about son okay you

01:12:55.300 live in Canada brother it ain't it ain't but you know

01:12:57.620 what I'm saying the buzzing it ain't that insane you know

01:13:03.500 what I'm saying what I mean you know as crazy as it gets

01:13:07.800 it's kind of ice cream you know what I'm saying like let's

01:13:09.800 don't be uh you can't keep it what are you gonna you have

01:13:13.560 a child now what do you mean you're gonna keep it buzzing

01:13:16.040 what are you gonna do you're gonna keep playing pro ball

01:13:20.000 daddy you're gonna keep smoking rock huh you're gonna keep

01:13:24.620 using you're gonna take care of your wife and kid man if it's

01:13:30.360 your wife I don't know you didn't say you was married up or

01:13:34.100 you guys and it was nuptialed up you know and maybe the dope

01:13:39.460 haze has been too heavy in your daddy but I believe that it's

01:13:44.660 time yeah if you got something living that came out of your

01:13:47.880 wiener you gotta take you gotta take care of it baby you know and

01:13:52.320 I love you Mike and I feel like you know I don't want to be the

01:13:56.220 one to you know serve you the cold cock baby you know but consider

01:14:02.820 me that freaking um that matron dick you know what I'm saying I'm

01:14:07.400 that head waiter baby and I'm serving you that cold cock of truth

01:14:10.360 dog and the truth is yeah there's no you know you gotta you gotta

01:14:19.840 settle you gotta tighten it up you can't be sleeping in your car doing

01:14:24.020 Canadian drugs even though they're cheaper um you know when you get them

01:14:30.460 direct you know we don't have to go through big pharma but anyway man um

01:14:34.340 yeah I wish you the best of luck brother I really do and I hope you

01:14:38.260 definitely you know you get it figured out up there praise God baby

01:14:41.940 okay let's take another call here here we go

01:14:46.240 hey Theo this is Scott again from Tennessee

01:14:50.220 what's up Scott and um thank you for calling brother from Tennessee man

01:14:57.200 and that is a unique state it's a very long state

01:15:00.820 it's basically that sideways Florida baby let's hear it

01:15:04.040 and I'm out here in Virginia okay so now you moved to somewhere

01:15:08.140 okay all right Scott working on storm crew you know taking care of all these

01:15:13.740 hangers and all these dangerous limbs after storms

01:15:16.540 okay so you out there on that limb trek

01:15:19.640 and you out there checking lean wood baby I feel you

01:15:24.580 and reaching for lean wood baby gang

01:15:28.240 and I just wanted to call and ask about how I can help my girlfriend

01:15:35.320 trust me more while I'm out here

01:15:38.360 we have a lot of issues with that she always thinks I'm not drinking with the

01:15:42.520 guys when I'm really just at the hotel and I just wanted to ask what you

01:15:47.160 thought I could do to make her feel better about all this

01:15:50.020 thank you very much gang gang gang baby

01:15:53.360 and thank you for reaching out man and

01:15:56.560 look we all know you're out drinking with the guys

01:16:00.060 and that's fine nobody's

01:16:02.940 you know

01:16:04.500 nobody's mad at you or anything like that but

01:16:07.900 yeah you got to make sure that your wife is content

01:16:10.540 because they will steal stuff while you're gone and they will

01:16:13.680 a lot of them will even do arson now

01:16:16.440 there's a lot of Mexican women and a lot of women in

01:16:19.020 New Mexico doing arson

01:16:25.420 and anyway the bottom line here I'm seeing is

01:16:30.600 I mean first of all if you're in a tree every day

01:16:34.640 and you out there hunting uh limbs and stuff

01:16:37.800 chisel a little note to the leg you know

01:16:40.260 Scotty loves you know Teresa or whatever

01:16:43.680 Scotty loves Diane put it in the wood man chisel it in there

01:16:47.680 leave that advertisement out there snap her a photo send her that

01:16:52.060 say here I just chiseled this into the side of a you know

01:16:55.580 a birch out here

01:16:57.080 outside of uh

01:17:00.640 Roanoke or whatever

01:17:02.120 or Virginia Beach baby

01:17:05.060 you know I'm saying you could do stuff like that

01:17:08.520 when you get back to the hotel center that picture

01:17:11.480 here I am right here by the ice maker by the Hampton Inn baby

01:17:14.380 I'm chill

01:17:14.900 and so is this machine you know

01:17:17.140 cute little things like that

01:17:19.140 but yeah some of it's it's interesting

01:17:23.840 sometimes we'll use jealousy also to express that we care

01:17:26.880 it could just be her saying look I care

01:17:28.680 but I'm afraid to just say it like that

01:17:32.660 instead I do jealousy

01:17:34.920 or I do you know trust

01:17:37.180 you know they don't

01:17:38.160 they don't trust you

01:17:39.680 but it's hard man getting somebody's trust

01:17:44.800 you know I've never been real good at it man

01:17:49.000 you know sometimes I think I don't know if I want people to trust me in a weird way

01:17:56.920 because trust

01:18:00.860 you have to have a

01:18:01.540 trust means there's

01:18:02.560 a connection

01:18:03.560 trust means

01:18:04.400 trust is

01:18:06.980 there's responsibility

01:18:08.080 you know trust is just that damn condiment

01:18:15.120 you know

01:18:19.120 on that responsibility bun baby

01:18:21.440 so yeah if you got trust with somebody

01:18:25.480 you're gonna be

01:18:26.180 that's a lifetime

01:18:27.200 you know it's a

01:18:28.180 that's an ongoing commitment

01:18:29.720 that we're gonna behave a certain way

01:18:31.460 and we're gonna

01:18:31.940 communicate a certain way

01:18:34.320 and honor each other's time

01:18:35.960 and damn

01:18:36.900 it sounds like a lot

01:18:40.160 but I think an easy way to see

01:18:44.040 if you could start man

01:18:45.300 if you're real serious about it

01:18:47.100 I've had times in my life

01:18:49.780 I wasn't even real

01:18:50.580 I would get a girl to trust me

01:18:52.240 but at the same time

01:18:53.160 be doing untrustful stuff

01:18:54.820 being trustful

01:18:57.280 untrustful

01:18:58.280 so

01:19:07.960 it's tough man

01:19:10.560 but I think yeah

01:19:11.160 chisel or some shit

01:19:11.960 into the tree

01:19:12.660 you know

01:19:13.980 Tommy loves Robin

01:19:15.720 or whatever

01:19:16.200 you know

01:19:17.120 Scotty loves Vivian

01:19:18.440 you know

01:19:19.260 do something nice

01:19:20.240 do some cute little things

01:19:23.220 like that

01:19:23.760 I think that could

01:19:26.000 definitely help

01:19:26.720 or get her one of those

01:19:28.100 Big Johnson t-shirts

01:19:29.260 remember them

01:19:29.800 go look at them on Ebays

01:19:31.060 Big Johnson

01:19:32.480 they got some cute stuff

01:19:35.360 they make

01:19:35.940 let's take one more call

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01:20:58.360 what's up

01:21:01.880 theo

01:21:02.220 i uh

01:21:03.520 i'm from

01:21:04.320 north carolina

01:21:05.100 16 years old

01:21:07.020 and uh

01:21:08.760 this morning

01:21:10.220 i just got the news

01:21:11.080 that my grandpa

01:21:11.760 passed away

01:21:12.640 oh man

01:21:14.200 i'm sorry bro

01:21:15.060 i'm sorry about that

01:21:17.740 yeah 16

01:21:18.380 a lot of people

01:21:19.240 you know

01:21:22.160 grandparents

01:21:22.620 are really

01:21:23.420 i mean

01:21:26.580 they're the damn

01:21:27.060 hamsters of the

01:21:27.980 uh

01:21:28.400 you know

01:21:32.060 of the family

01:21:32.680 in a lot of ways

01:21:33.440 they

01:21:33.640 they'll kind of

01:21:36.880 go out on you

01:21:37.520 let's hear it

01:21:38.560 and it was really

01:21:40.220 really strange

01:21:41.520 because

01:21:42.000 i mean

01:21:42.680 just a week

01:21:43.220 ago

01:21:43.480 you know

01:21:43.740 i was sitting

01:21:44.220 on his couch

01:21:44.960 you know

01:21:45.840 talking to him

01:21:46.620 but i mean

01:21:48.680 it's just so

01:21:49.240 sudden

01:21:49.700 that i mean

01:21:51.800 i really don't

01:21:52.300 even believe it

01:21:52.980 i mean

01:21:53.520 i haven't even

01:21:54.020 cried or

01:21:54.760 you know

01:21:55.840 been angry

01:21:56.440 or anything

01:21:56.860 i just like

01:21:57.440 i can't believe

01:21:58.140 it

01:21:58.480 but uh

01:22:00.700 yeah i just

01:22:01.500 want to know

01:22:01.860 how you deal

01:22:02.580 with

01:22:02.900 you know

01:22:04.160 deaths that

01:22:04.680 are just kind

01:22:05.140 of unexpected

01:22:05.720 and

01:22:06.380 you know

01:22:07.400 come out

01:22:07.760 of nowhere

01:22:08.160 well

01:22:12.840 you know

01:22:13.680 thanks for the

01:22:14.240 call man

01:22:14.760 and death

01:22:15.420 death

01:22:21.200 is uh

01:22:22.040 it's like

01:22:25.240 it's like

01:22:25.880 there's this

01:22:26.940 force playing

01:22:27.600 hide and go

01:22:28.120 seek

01:22:28.460 or playing

01:22:28.820 freeze tag

01:22:29.360 and you

01:22:29.580 didn't even

01:22:29.820 know you

01:22:30.060 were in

01:22:30.380 it

01:22:30.500 you forget

01:22:31.040 you're

01:22:31.280 playing this

01:22:31.820 game

01:22:32.340 of freeze

01:22:33.920 tag

01:22:34.420 with time

01:22:36.980 and man

01:22:41.280 when it

01:22:41.720 touches you

01:22:42.320 that's

01:22:42.880 it must

01:22:45.980 be so

01:22:46.600 just to

01:22:47.740 people who

01:22:48.320 when you

01:22:48.700 get

01:22:48.900 that's how

01:22:49.540 it is

01:22:49.860 you know

01:22:50.160 it's like

01:22:50.500 oh

01:22:50.900 okay

01:22:52.400 that's my

01:22:52.900 turn

01:22:53.240 all right

01:22:54.060 wow

01:22:54.440 okay

01:22:58.080 I got

01:22:58.380 it

01:22:58.500 there's

01:22:58.780 no more

01:22:59.220 I gotta

01:22:59.600 and you

01:23:02.000 don't get

01:23:02.300 to pack

01:23:02.780 your things

01:23:03.220 that's gotta

01:23:03.680 be a

01:23:04.040 wild part

01:23:04.720 I bet

01:23:07.380 when people

01:23:07.800 first say

01:23:08.300 hey

01:23:08.500 you know

01:23:08.840 if doctor

01:23:09.660 tells you

01:23:10.160 you know

01:23:10.800 it's your

01:23:11.820 time

01:23:12.180 it's your

01:23:12.460 turn

01:23:12.740 I bet

01:23:13.040 I go

01:23:13.360 home

01:23:13.560 and start

01:23:13.820 to pack

01:23:14.380 just out

01:23:16.460 of habit

01:23:17.000 you know

01:23:19.940 I'm used

01:23:20.240 to going

01:23:20.660 somewhere

01:23:21.200 or being

01:23:21.740 somewhere

01:23:22.360 but

01:23:27.300 but yeah

01:23:31.560 now it's

01:23:32.160 like

01:23:32.460 you get

01:23:33.040 you get

01:23:35.780 that call

01:23:36.280 and there's

01:23:36.520 nothing to

01:23:37.180 pack

01:23:37.340 all you can

01:23:37.800 do is

01:23:38.140 kind of

01:23:38.460 pack

01:23:38.840 almost as

01:23:41.160 unpacking

01:23:41.840 you know

01:23:44.840 hopefully you

01:23:45.320 have enough

01:23:45.600 time to

01:23:46.040 unpack your

01:23:46.620 bullshit

01:23:47.060 to unpack

01:23:51.760 you know

01:23:52.280 a couple

01:23:52.780 bags of

01:23:53.280 forgiveness

01:23:53.740 unpack a

01:23:55.520 few apologies

01:23:56.220 unpack all

01:23:56.940 the

01:23:57.320 the fire

01:24:00.700 you've been

01:24:01.040 holding

01:24:01.360 you gotta

01:24:03.600 unpack it

01:24:04.300 some

01:24:04.540 you know

01:24:09.100 I don't

01:24:09.400 I was at

01:24:09.840 a

01:24:10.180 my grandparents

01:24:11.360 didn't really

01:24:12.020 I don't know

01:24:14.800 my grandmother

01:24:17.320 wasn't super

01:24:18.200 keen on me

01:24:18.980 and so

01:24:19.380 I didn't have

01:24:20.060 much of a

01:24:20.440 relationship

01:24:20.960 with her

01:24:21.560 as I got

01:24:22.060 into my

01:24:22.840 teens

01:24:23.240 and stuff

01:24:23.760 but

01:24:27.420 I've always

01:24:28.820 had a strong

01:24:29.340 affinity for

01:24:30.040 seniors

01:24:30.420 you know

01:24:30.700 my father

01:24:31.100 was a

01:24:31.440 senior

01:24:31.740 and

01:24:32.800 and so

01:24:35.860 I've always

01:24:36.360 had a

01:24:36.720 you know

01:24:37.900 a warm

01:24:38.280 place in

01:24:38.680 my heart

01:24:39.040 for him

01:24:39.380 and it's

01:24:39.660 interesting

01:24:40.040 that

01:24:40.520 a lot

01:24:42.960 of older

01:24:43.320 people

01:24:43.700 they kind

01:24:44.160 of

01:24:44.500 I feel

01:24:47.060 like a

01:24:47.320 little bit

01:24:47.580 they're ready

01:24:47.980 to go

01:24:48.480 because

01:24:52.480 after you've

01:24:53.100 done it

01:24:53.440 all

01:24:53.720 after you've

01:24:54.220 had all

01:24:54.640 the tiramisu

01:24:55.480 you've

01:24:55.960 wanted

01:24:56.300 and

01:24:56.600 you've

01:24:58.060 traveled

01:24:58.480 to the

01:24:58.840 places

01:24:59.200 you wanted

01:24:59.860 to go

01:25:00.540 or were

01:25:01.020 brave enough

01:25:02.520 to take

01:25:03.000 on the

01:25:03.420 adventures

01:25:03.940 you could

01:25:04.400 take

01:25:04.740 on

01:25:05.320 your shell

01:25:12.540 your body

01:25:13.040 starts to

01:25:13.540 die

01:25:13.820 so really

01:25:14.340 you're

01:25:14.700 just

01:25:14.880 this

01:25:15.380 you're

01:25:19.640 almost

01:25:19.860 like

01:25:20.060 whenever

01:25:20.520 you see

01:25:21.100 a firefly

01:25:22.100 inside

01:25:22.460 of a

01:25:22.860 little

01:25:23.160 lantern

01:25:24.080 or something

01:25:24.660 or like

01:25:26.840 Tinkerbell

01:25:27.460 on Peter

01:25:28.120 Pans

01:25:28.660 when you

01:25:29.420 see it

01:25:29.920 the cage

01:25:32.580 the cage

01:25:33.100 dies

01:25:33.620 man

01:25:33.960 but that

01:25:36.900 hitter

01:25:37.280 baby

01:25:37.580 is that

01:25:38.140 that

01:25:39.120 tanker

01:25:39.580 dog

01:25:39.920 that's

01:25:41.780 the part

01:25:42.200 that

01:25:42.400 zips

01:25:44.560 off to

01:25:44.980 somewhere

01:25:45.280 else

01:25:45.660 so

01:25:48.400 your

01:25:51.340 grandpa's

01:25:51.800 probably

01:25:52.060 happy to

01:25:52.500 get out

01:25:52.840 of that

01:25:53.040 old ass

01:25:53.500 cage

01:25:53.920 I bet

01:25:54.400 I bet

01:25:59.280 that has

01:25:59.640 to feel

01:25:59.960 pretty

01:26:00.200 freeing

01:26:00.800 you know

01:26:01.040 almost

01:26:01.280 like the

01:26:01.560 first time

01:26:02.020 you get

01:26:02.240 to drive

01:26:02.680 a car

01:26:03.140 when

01:26:03.360 you're

01:26:03.540 you know

01:26:05.220 in Louisiana

01:26:05.740 you could

01:26:06.020 drive

01:26:06.240 when you're

01:26:06.400 15

01:26:06.980 when I

01:26:07.300 was

01:26:07.420 a child

01:26:07.760 you could

01:26:08.020 drive

01:26:08.220 15

01:26:08.720 years

01:26:09.060 old

01:26:09.420 some

01:26:10.860 people

01:26:11.040 hadn't

01:26:11.260 even

01:26:11.520 jerked

01:26:12.540 off

01:26:12.700 their

01:26:12.880 own

01:26:13.060 body

01:26:13.400 and they

01:26:13.620 were

01:26:13.720 driving

01:26:14.100 which

01:26:17.060 was

01:26:17.220 crazy

01:26:17.560 you'd ask

01:26:17.880 somebody

01:26:18.120 if they

01:26:18.340 could bust

01:26:18.780 out

01:26:19.000 and they

01:26:19.260 couldn't

01:26:19.540 but they

01:26:19.820 could

01:26:20.000 you know

01:26:20.720 do

01:26:21.020 reverse

01:26:21.620 you know

01:26:24.600 there's

01:26:24.760 different

01:26:25.060 times

01:26:25.580 but

01:26:25.820 anyway

01:26:28.820 man

01:26:29.080 I don't

01:26:29.220 know what

01:26:29.400 I'm

01:26:29.500 telling

01:26:29.700 I don't

01:26:30.000 know exactly

01:26:30.300 what I'm

01:26:30.480 telling

01:26:30.620 you but

01:26:30.920 yeah you

01:26:32.780 got that

01:26:33.120 tankers

01:26:33.600 left in

01:26:34.020 the tank

01:26:34.520 when the

01:26:37.020 tank

01:26:37.280 rusts so

01:26:37.780 really I

01:26:38.160 bet for

01:26:38.460 your

01:26:38.600 grandfather

01:26:39.060 it's like

01:26:39.480 him it's

01:26:39.860 like the

01:26:40.340 first time

01:26:41.220 you got to

01:26:41.640 go down the

01:26:42.260 road and

01:26:42.740 drive yourself

01:26:43.640 god there's

01:26:44.920 nothing like

01:26:45.420 that

01:26:46.200 just the

01:26:50.440 freedom you

01:26:51.060 feel like

01:26:51.420 I'm free

01:26:52.180 I'm free

01:26:53.200 I'm away

01:26:57.600 from her

01:26:58.040 that you're

01:26:58.740 away from

01:26:59.080 your parents

01:26:59.360 the first

01:26:59.920 time you

01:27:00.360 venture down

01:27:00.780 the street

01:27:01.040 before you

01:27:01.320 get to

01:27:01.520 the stop

01:27:01.880 sign and

01:27:02.180 you got

01:27:02.380 to turn

01:27:02.720 and make

01:27:02.960 a decision

01:27:03.340 and shit

01:27:03.640 it gets

01:27:04.400 scary then

01:27:05.040 but before

01:27:06.080 that

01:27:06.560 there's a

01:27:09.060 blood there's

01:27:09.420 a little bit

01:27:09.900 of space

01:27:10.460 where you're

01:27:10.840 like oh

01:27:11.340 my god

01:27:12.140 your folks

01:27:15.620 are standing

01:27:16.040 back in the

01:27:16.660 driveway and

01:27:17.540 they don't

01:27:17.840 know you

01:27:18.300 know and

01:27:19.920 you're going

01:27:20.820 it's like

01:27:22.380 wow

01:27:22.880 I bet

01:27:26.320 that's what

01:27:26.700 it's like

01:27:27.160 it's just

01:27:32.040 you know at

01:27:32.780 that point

01:27:33.180 when you're

01:27:33.700 young you're

01:27:34.180 getting you

01:27:34.580 know you're

01:27:34.960 shedding that

01:27:35.480 skin of your

01:27:36.160 parents constant

01:27:37.660 you know

01:27:38.680 nesting over

01:27:40.980 you and

01:27:41.620 you having

01:27:43.260 to ask

01:27:43.660 them for

01:27:44.060 a ride

01:27:44.640 or having

01:27:44.960 to walk

01:27:45.360 to work

01:27:45.840 or do

01:27:46.100 the bus

01:27:46.740 and now

01:27:47.960 suddenly you

01:27:48.780 live in

01:27:49.720 freelance

01:27:50.080 so I bet

01:27:52.220 that's what

01:27:52.600 it's like

01:27:53.040 your grandpa

01:27:53.600 he's probably

01:27:55.300 in that

01:27:55.700 you know

01:27:56.320 he's in

01:27:57.960 that 1984

01:27:58.760 Ford Escort

01:27:59.820 in the sky

01:28:00.460 and he's

01:28:03.140 listening to

01:28:05.160 some Abbey

01:28:05.580 Road by the

01:28:06.240 Beatles or

01:28:06.700 some damn

01:28:07.120 Nelly

01:28:07.460 and he's

01:28:09.760 just feeling

01:28:10.340 good bro

01:28:11.040 he's

01:28:14.300 living

01:28:14.560 he's

01:28:17.120 living

01:28:17.380 again

01:28:17.760 so I

01:28:20.080 bet there's

01:28:20.420 some real

01:28:20.920 I bet

01:28:22.640 he's off

01:28:22.960 on a

01:28:23.200 ride

01:28:23.520 man

01:28:23.800 so

01:28:25.680 you know

01:28:27.780 maybe do

01:28:28.140 some shit

01:28:28.460 to honor

01:28:28.860 him

01:28:29.040 wish him

01:28:29.400 well

01:28:29.700 maybe

01:28:30.060 yeah

01:28:34.800 and make

01:28:36.840 the use

01:28:37.200 of the

01:28:37.400 most out

01:28:37.720 of your

01:28:37.900 cage

01:28:38.260 while you

01:28:38.540 got it

01:28:39.040 make the

01:28:40.960 most out

01:28:41.300 of your

01:28:41.460 cage

01:28:41.860 while you

01:28:42.700 got it

01:28:43.100 man

01:28:43.360 um

01:28:45.700 I think

01:28:47.620 we did

01:28:47.920 pretty good

01:28:48.660 man

01:28:49.080 I think

01:28:51.080 we did

01:28:51.400 pretty good

01:28:52.240 you know

01:28:54.200 that's all

01:28:55.740 I got

01:28:56.260 that's all

01:28:58.260 I got

01:28:58.960 uh

01:29:00.220 what a great

01:29:02.720 song

01:29:03.200 that we

01:29:03.440 came in

01:29:03.920 on

01:29:04.220 we got

01:29:05.020 Heather

01:29:05.260 McMahon

01:29:05.580 is gonna

01:29:06.060 be in

01:29:06.420 this week

01:29:06.900 beautiful

01:29:07.360 comedian

01:29:07.920 out of

01:29:10.540 New York

01:29:12.380 and Atlanta

01:29:13.140 we're trying

01:29:15.520 to think of

01:29:15.820 unique guests

01:29:16.780 if you think

01:29:18.200 of somebody

01:29:18.520 unique let

01:29:19.180 us know

01:29:19.720 thank you so

01:29:21.280 much for

01:29:21.540 supporting this

01:29:22.140 podcast

01:29:22.600 you know

01:29:24.500 I'm grateful

01:29:24.940 to have a

01:29:25.660 the opportunity

01:29:26.780 to be here

01:29:27.320 with you

01:29:27.600 every week

01:29:28.180 and have

01:29:29.160 continued to

01:29:29.740 do this

01:29:30.080 now for

01:29:30.380 a couple

01:29:30.640 years

01:29:31.040 now

01:29:31.400 and um

01:29:34.100 and the

01:29:35.900 last year

01:29:36.320 has been

01:29:36.520 really hard

01:29:37.040 but you

01:29:37.300 guys have

01:29:37.580 really been

01:29:38.000 there for

01:29:38.420 me and

01:29:38.720 we've been

01:29:38.980 there for

01:29:39.320 each other

01:29:39.700 bro and

01:29:40.020 that's how

01:29:40.340 we do

01:29:40.680 it here

01:29:41.040 we do

01:29:42.820 our best

01:29:43.220 I feel

01:29:43.560 like to

01:29:43.800 just kind

01:29:44.200 of keep

01:29:44.480 it going

01:29:44.900 so I

01:29:47.100 don't think

01:29:47.340 we should

01:29:47.600 stop that

01:29:48.280 you know

01:29:48.740 I'm gonna

01:29:51.460 wish everyone

01:29:51.940 a happy

01:29:52.280 early Easter

01:29:53.140 you know

01:29:56.540 it's a nice

01:29:57.080 time

01:29:57.500 it's really

01:29:57.860 usually a

01:29:58.440 beautiful time

01:29:59.100 of year

01:29:59.480 I hope

01:29:59.760 that spring

01:30:00.300 time is

01:30:00.800 starting to

01:30:01.180 hit everyone

01:30:01.800 I remember

01:30:05.400 going into

01:30:06.000 an Easter

01:30:06.420 party one

01:30:07.060 time

01:30:07.320 they had

01:30:07.600 this lady

01:30:08.200 that lived

01:30:09.520 by us

01:30:09.980 and she

01:30:10.220 was doing

01:30:10.720 she was

01:30:12.260 female pedophile

01:30:13.260 actually

01:30:13.700 but the

01:30:14.180 guys she

01:30:15.320 was seeing

01:30:16.340 were 16

01:30:17.580 years old

01:30:18.340 and they

01:30:18.600 were big

01:30:19.100 men

01:30:19.400 they were

01:30:19.700 really

01:30:20.060 I mean

01:30:22.240 just

01:30:22.580 bigger

01:30:23.620 than

01:30:23.840 regular

01:30:24.200 men

01:30:24.480 I'd

01:30:24.680 seen

01:30:24.900 these

01:30:25.120 men

01:30:25.380 were

01:30:25.540 these

01:30:25.740 boys

01:30:25.980 were

01:30:26.140 big

01:30:26.440 and

01:30:26.620 she

01:30:27.720 would

01:30:27.860 invite

01:30:28.160 them

01:30:28.320 over

01:30:28.500 to

01:30:28.780 do

01:30:30.280 learning

01:30:30.760 and stuff

01:30:31.340 or spelling

01:30:31.940 and they

01:30:32.280 would just

01:30:32.560 do sex

01:30:33.200 or really

01:30:33.580 drink

01:30:34.000 or they

01:30:35.200 would spell

01:30:35.740 words like

01:30:36.400 fucking

01:30:36.820 and

01:30:39.380 they had an

01:30:41.940 Easter party

01:30:42.460 one time

01:30:42.900 and I

01:30:43.120 wandered in

01:30:43.700 there

01:30:43.820 I was a

01:30:44.200 kid

01:30:44.600 and I'd

01:30:45.640 sneak over

01:30:46.180 there

01:30:46.360 sometimes

01:30:46.920 and get

01:30:47.240 that

01:30:47.480 while they

01:30:48.720 were all

01:30:48.940 smoking

01:30:49.220 cigarettes

01:30:49.700 I'd get

01:30:50.060 as much

01:30:50.460 cigarette smoke

01:30:51.140 as I could

01:30:51.660 into my

01:30:52.060 mouth

01:30:52.400 and shit

01:30:52.880 and just

01:30:55.020 fucking

01:30:55.280 feel alive

01:30:56.300 bro

01:30:56.600 god it

01:30:58.580 made me

01:30:58.840 feel alive

01:30:59.400 and one time

01:30:59.820 I sprayed

01:31:00.200 mace in

01:31:00.700 there

01:31:00.840 I didn't

01:31:01.140 know

01:31:01.480 what was

01:31:03.000 going on

01:31:03.600 exactly

01:31:04.040 but I

01:31:04.380 sprayed a

01:31:04.700 little bit

01:31:04.860 of mace

01:31:05.240 in the

01:31:05.500 air

01:31:05.680 at the

01:31:05.920 dance

01:31:06.180 party

01:31:06.520 when they

01:31:06.780 were

01:31:06.900 dancing

01:31:07.320 and

01:31:07.660 you know

01:31:12.860 if

01:31:13.080 maybe

01:31:15.320 50 seconds

01:31:16.260 later

01:31:16.680 a minute

01:31:17.040 and 10

01:31:17.460 seconds

01:31:17.820 later

01:31:18.240 people

01:31:20.420 crying

01:31:21.000 and

01:31:21.380 pouring

01:31:22.700 milk

01:31:23.080 in

01:31:23.240 their

01:31:23.360 eyes

01:31:23.560 one

01:31:23.720 guy

01:31:23.880 kept

01:31:24.060 pouring

01:31:24.260 milk

01:31:24.540 in

01:31:24.680 his

01:31:24.800 eyes

01:31:25.080 I

01:31:25.220 remember

01:31:25.620 and

01:31:29.660 you know

01:31:33.480 it's just

01:31:33.820 I don't

01:31:34.040 know

01:31:34.200 it's a

01:31:34.460 holiday

01:31:34.700 time

01:31:35.120 man

01:31:35.320 I'm

01:31:35.460 excited

01:31:35.740 I'm

01:31:35.920 hoping

01:31:36.080 to go

01:31:36.280 to Baton

01:31:36.660 Rouge

01:31:36.840 Louisiana

01:31:37.260 and see

01:31:37.580 my

01:31:37.780 family

01:31:38.160 and

01:31:40.060 I hope

01:31:40.960 some of

01:31:41.220 you guys

01:31:41.480 get to

01:31:41.820 spend

01:31:42.080 time

01:31:42.380 with

01:31:42.520 your

01:31:42.660 loved

01:31:42.920 ones

01:31:43.200 I'm

01:31:46.420 off

01:31:46.580 jiu-jitsu

01:31:47.000 right now

01:31:47.520 for another

01:31:47.940 week

01:31:48.320 my

01:31:48.520 ribs

01:31:49.060 heal

01:31:49.320 up

01:31:49.580 I

01:31:49.700 think

01:31:49.880 I

01:31:49.980 have

01:31:50.060 a

01:31:50.180 fractured

01:31:50.560 rib

01:31:50.980 so

01:31:53.940 I'm

01:31:54.060 just

01:31:54.180 trying

01:31:54.320 to

01:31:54.420 make

01:31:54.540 the

01:31:54.680 most

01:31:54.880 of

01:31:55.020 the

01:31:55.120 time

01:31:55.380 the

01:31:55.540 down

01:31:55.780 time

01:31:56.020 that

01:31:56.180 I

01:31:56.280 have

01:31:56.640 and

01:31:59.780 that's

01:32:00.000 all

01:32:00.140 that's

01:32:00.320 going

01:32:00.460 on

01:32:00.620 with

01:32:00.760 me

01:32:00.920 thank you

01:32:01.260 guys

01:32:01.440 for

01:32:01.560 the

01:32:01.680 calls

01:32:01.920 let me

01:32:02.200 know

01:32:02.340 what's

01:32:02.500 going

01:32:02.640 on

01:32:02.800 with

01:32:02.940 you

01:32:03.220 thank

01:32:03.660 for

01:32:03.760 the

01:32:03.880 suggestions

01:32:04.320 for

01:32:04.560 the

01:32:04.700 quote

01:32:05.920 for

01:32:06.140 the

01:32:06.280 man

01:32:06.660 and

01:32:07.560 thank

01:32:08.140 you

01:32:08.260 guys

01:32:08.460 for

01:32:08.620 patreon

01:32:09.040 for

01:32:09.300 supporting

01:32:09.700 this

01:32:09.940 past

01:32:10.260 weekend

01:32:10.760 and

01:32:11.920 you

01:32:12.860 guys

01:32:13.060 be

01:32:13.220 good

01:32:13.400 to

01:32:13.500 yourself

01:32:13.880 man

01:32:14.200 you

01:32:16.760 guys

01:32:17.000 deserve

01:32:17.400 it

01:32:17.720 this

01:32:20.160 is

01:32:20.400 the

01:32:20.620 come

01:32:20.920 up

01:32:21.220 with

01:32:21.660 eddie

01:32:22.180 9v

01:32:23.600 we'll

01:32:28.060 put

01:32:28.200 that

01:32:28.340 video

01:32:28.600 montage

01:32:29.000 at the

01:32:29.440 very

01:32:29.680 end

01:32:29.980 guys

01:32:30.380 gang

01:32:38.620 i'm

01:32:39.180 on

01:32:39.340 the

01:32:39.500 come

01:32:39.860 up

01:32:40.220 yeah

01:32:41.520 feels

01:32:43.300 real

01:32:43.640 good

01:32:43.900 after

01:32:44.180 i've

01:32:44.400 been

01:32:44.600 so

01:32:44.960 blue

01:32:45.460 i'm

01:32:50.360 on

01:32:50.520 the

01:32:50.700 come

01:32:51.020 up

01:32:51.440 it

01:32:54.160 feels

01:32:54.520 so

01:32:54.860 good

01:32:55.100 i

01:32:55.260 have

01:32:55.480 a

01:32:55.620 brand

01:32:55.940 new

01:32:56.240 view

01:32:56.620 come

01:32:57.020 on

01:32:57.280 now

01:32:57.500 let's

01:32:58.920 go

01:32:59.220 well

01:33:01.540 i

01:33:01.720 just

01:33:02.040 broke

01:33:02.480 off

01:33:02.800 with

01:33:03.060 my

01:33:03.320 baby

01:33:03.820 now

01:33:05.420 i

01:33:05.920 can

01:33:06.100 finally

01:33:06.420 get

01:33:06.640 the

01:33:06.820 love

01:33:07.220 in

01:33:07.460 you

01:33:07.880 more

01:33:37.880 and there

01:33:38.280 ain't

01:33:38.600 gonna

01:33:38.880 be

01:33:39.180 no

01:33:39.560 running

01:33:40.180 no

01:33:40.660 i'm

01:33:40.920 on

01:33:41.060 the

01:33:41.200 come

01:33:41.580 up

01:33:42.440 well

01:33:46.460 i just

01:33:46.960 got

01:33:47.280 home

01:33:47.720 and

01:33:47.980 now

01:33:48.400 i'm

01:33:48.740 back

01:33:49.080 i got

01:33:49.520 so

01:33:49.840 many

01:33:50.200 people

01:33:50.600 asking

01:33:50.960 where

01:33:51.240 i'm

01:33:51.580 at

01:33:51.820 i've

01:33:52.160 been

01:33:52.300 to

01:33:52.480 tennessee

01:33:53.140 and

01:33:53.760 oh

01:33:54.140 how

01:33:54.600 a

01:33:55.200 toscalosa

01:33:56.320 women

01:33:56.900 no

01:33:57.460 i'm

01:33:57.760 on

01:33:57.900 the

01:33:58.040 come

01:33:58.380 up

01:33:58.900 yeah

01:33:59.500 come

01:34:10.100 come

01:34:10.660 right

01:34:12.700 back

01:34:12.960 come

01:34:15.320 It's gonna come up

01:34:18.540 Come on, Eddie!

01:34:19.980 It's gonna come up

01:34:21.240 Yeah, I'm gonna come up

01:34:29.840 Yeah

01:34:31.680 It's gonna come up

01:34:38.520 And right there, that's the come up with Eddie 9V.

01:34:43.160 You guys be good to yourselves, man.

01:34:44.520 Y'all deserve it. Thank you.

01:34:48.820 What's up, Theo? It's Jack in Indiana.

01:34:50.860 Here we got a young man who needs a little help on his senior quote for his yearbook.

01:34:56.780 I'm gonna let him plagiarize mine real quick.

01:35:00.020 So my little advice to you if you're gonna do a senior quote is just keep it short and simple, but keep it slick.

01:35:06.240 You know, you want something to make the girls in 10 years be like,

01:35:09.500 Damn, I wonder what he's up to nowadays, man. He's kind of slick, you know?

01:35:12.060 So just keep it short and simple. Give a little something like, I'm the man of the hour.

01:35:16.980 Too sweet to be sour.

01:35:18.100 Dang.

01:35:18.840 Hi, my name is Kevin. I'm from Toronto, Ontario. I have two suggestions.

01:35:21.800 My first is from you, Theo, which is an event is like regular time, only more special, which I think is fairly profound.

01:35:28.700 And then my second is one that I used when I was in my senior year.

01:35:33.160 And that's, um, Andrew Santino is a stupid, ugly ginger.

01:35:37.120 Dang, gang.

01:35:38.860 What's going on, Theo? My name's Alex. I'm from St. Louis, Missouri.

01:35:44.380 I got a suggestion for Zachary's yearbook quote.

01:35:48.260 I think it should be the classic Goodfellas.

01:35:51.260 Because all my life, growing up, I always wanted to be a gangster.

01:35:57.060 I think that would be pretty cool to put in the yearbook.

01:36:00.240 Uh, hope this makes it on the show. Thanks, man.

01:36:04.400 What up, Theo? This is Ryan.

01:36:07.580 Minneapolis mantis, baby.

01:36:10.180 Uh, listening to your episode today, uh, about, uh, and the guy called up about the, uh, yearbook quote.

01:36:17.940 So, my yearbook quote was, of all my friends, I am the leader.

01:36:26.240 And a lot of my friends didn't appreciate that shit, and, uh, it didn't go well.

01:36:32.340 But I still think it's funny.

01:36:34.020 I, I still get a kick out of that, and I'm, I'm still glad I did it.

01:36:37.600 So, to that young buck out there looking for a quote, do something that, uh, you know, you're gonna, you're gonna find, uh, entertaining.

01:36:47.600 Or, uh, or funny, or whatever in the future.

01:36:50.640 And don't worry about your friends, because chances are you're not gonna have those friends.

01:36:54.580 Uh, you know, 20 years from now, whatever.

01:36:57.260 All right.

01:36:58.440 That's it.

01:36:59.060 Thanks, Theo.

01:36:59.740 Love you, bud.

01:37:00.220 Bye.

01:37:00.560 Bye.

01:37:00.620 Bye.

01:37:00.640 Bye.

01:37:00.660 Bye.

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01:37:00.760 Bye.

01:37:00.780 Bye.

01:37:00.840 Bye.

01:37:00.860 Bye.

01:37:01.260 Bye.

01:37:01.340 Bye.

01:37:01.360 Bye.

01:37:01.400 Bye.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 30, 2021

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