This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E347 Biggie Smallsberg

00:00:00.000 all right baby boys and baby bats i'm that baby bat boy you know what i'm saying i'll shit in

00:00:05.440 your yard son you feel me gang we out here we staying alive baby that's all there is to it

00:00:11.320 we staying alive on the lord's blood drive son you know i'm that i'm that freaking jampire dog

00:00:19.460 i'll suck that jelly bro right out your freaking nephew's neck you know this you know what i'm

00:00:28.580 saying i'll get that she serves boy i'll suck that that preserves right out your grandmother's

00:00:35.180 freaking spinal column boy you know l5s yum baby you feel me i'm getting it and let's start this

00:00:43.740 podcast today baby i got that raspy voice and a lot of y'all already wet from it baby a lot of y'all

00:00:50.060 already greased up down in that bottom knuckle baby you know what i'm saying that wiener and a lot of

00:00:56.540 y'all fellas probably already sadly i mean not sadly it's okay and it's good if you are but some

00:01:01.920 of y'all already probably dripping off that bag from daddy making y'all damp baby but that's what it is

00:01:10.740 what it is what it ain't does the baby need a spank let's go

00:01:17.700 you know it

00:01:21.260 and i know it

00:01:23.140 come on

00:01:29.360 i'm gonna come up

00:01:34.680 yeah

00:01:35.960 feels real good after i've been so blue

00:01:39.920 i'm gonna come up

00:01:43.300 i'm gonna come up you know it

00:01:46.720 it feels so good to have a brand new view

00:01:51.160 oh yeah

00:01:53.120 well i just broke off with my baby

00:01:58.300 now i can finally get the love in you

00:02:02.300 come on

00:02:03.000 yeah

00:02:04.260 you're on the come up

00:02:05.480 well i just moved up to lucky street

00:02:09.680 when the mayor came and said to me

00:02:12.540 you're on the come up

00:02:13.940 you're on the come up

00:02:16.720 and it's plain to see

00:02:19.540 between you and me

00:02:21.060 we got so much loving and chemistry

00:02:23.620 it's found to come up

00:02:25.300 well good things keep on coming

00:02:31.780 and there ain't gonna be no running

00:02:34.600 no i'm gonna come up

00:02:36.960 well i just got home and now i'm back

00:02:43.540 i got so many people talking where i'm at

00:02:46.280 i've been to tennessee

00:02:47.600 i'm in ohio

00:02:49.220 a tuscaloosa

00:02:50.860 women know i'm gonna come up

00:02:53.640 now you go right there

00:03:07.220 and you know exactly what it is baby

00:03:09.380 and what it ain't

00:03:10.960 does the baby

00:03:11.720 does the baby

00:03:13.700 need a spank

00:03:15.100 that's eddie nine volt

00:03:16.920 right there eddie nine v

00:03:19.020 with the come up

00:03:20.100 and i actually went to see them

00:03:22.980 play the other night

00:03:24.540 over there and um

00:03:27.200 out in the central east i went and saw

00:03:31.500 tried to see them

00:03:32.400 and i got there late

00:03:34.880 because that's the kind of guy i am

00:03:36.300 you know

00:03:38.360 hell i'd be late to everything man

00:03:41.120 you know i climb in my own coffin late

00:03:44.680 there'll be people out there at my funeral

00:03:47.760 and i climb

00:03:52.080 i'll show up like i'm sorry guys

00:03:53.780 you know

00:03:54.660 traffic

00:03:55.980 you know where i was just you know

00:03:59.080 my hair was wet

00:04:00.380 and then i'll get in there

00:04:02.280 i i i climb it ain't coughing everybody

00:04:04.560 okay go on about your thing

00:04:06.300 you know

00:04:07.500 i had me a liquid death

00:04:11.820 i gotta keep that pole moist baby

00:04:14.760 i gotta keep that um

00:04:16.040 i gotta keep my spout

00:04:17.800 uh

00:04:20.360 lavished up

00:04:21.720 because my throat

00:04:23.500 i was out in phoenix

00:04:26.720 out there

00:04:27.460 the rally in the valley

00:04:29.200 people are fired up out there

00:04:30.420 about their hoops team

00:04:31.460 and they're playing hoops out there

00:04:34.160 they got a lot of brothers out in the desert

00:04:35.760 and i think one white

00:04:36.820 and they hooping the hell out of the damn ball out there

00:04:40.640 and uh

00:04:42.700 and that's it

00:04:44.080 and so everybody's fired up out there

00:04:46.180 and

00:04:46.360 and i was out there

00:04:47.800 i was out there

00:04:49.400 and uh

00:04:50.000 man it was

00:04:51.840 dude it was definitely

00:04:54.660 uh

00:04:55.780 it was it was it was a good time

00:04:57.700 good time out there

00:04:58.460 i stayed at a

00:04:59.280 like this kind of sober living place

00:05:01.680 while i was there

00:05:02.400 and it was

00:05:03.500 they had a

00:05:05.240 like

00:05:05.760 one night

00:05:08.120 they had

00:05:08.760 somebody got in a motorcycle accident

00:05:10.900 and they came to the door

00:05:13.440 like the police came

00:05:14.900 and uh

00:05:15.820 and i felt kind of bad

00:05:19.180 because the day before

00:05:20.320 we were all going to the gym

00:05:21.700 if you've never been to a sober living

00:05:23.880 sometimes when you're there

00:05:25.000 everybody you get in a van

00:05:26.420 and y'all all go somewhere together

00:05:27.900 because you just

00:05:30.420 that's who you are

00:05:32.280 you know it's like uh

00:05:33.760 it's like a daycare

00:05:35.960 but for adults

00:05:37.180 that

00:05:38.860 are

00:05:42.780 that would sometimes rather probably have drugs than lunch

00:05:48.320 so if you're like lunchtime

00:05:51.480 and somebody shot up

00:05:52.780 it's like that sort of

00:05:55.340 camaraderie

00:05:56.940 that sort of club

00:05:57.880 style

00:05:58.660 style

00:05:59.480 and so um

00:06:02.020 so anyway

00:06:03.980 we got there

00:06:04.780 i got there

00:06:05.560 and

00:06:05.820 uh

00:06:07.460 cause i went to this therapy thing

00:06:09.660 for a week

00:06:10.240 to this like kind of

00:06:11.460 intensive therapy place

00:06:13.540 cause you know me bro

00:06:14.760 i got uh

00:06:16.860 i either have something

00:06:19.040 i either got

00:06:19.740 you know i'm always

00:06:20.620 put pressing the gas

00:06:22.540 on that something's wrong with me pedal

00:06:24.120 you know

00:06:24.740 so i'm in that

00:06:28.740 freaking hov lane bro

00:06:30.140 something's wrong with everybody

00:06:31.240 you know what i'm saying

00:06:31.820 i'm bringing us all aboard

00:06:33.020 so anyway i met this sober living dude

00:06:34.840 they got um

00:06:36.020 uh god

00:06:36.640 they had

00:06:37.220 it's like

00:06:37.760 you know it's regular people

00:06:39.260 if you ever been to one

00:06:40.740 it's a real hodgepodge of america

00:06:43.140 it's kind of like a lost and found

00:06:46.020 but

00:06:47.540 a couple more lost

00:06:49.560 it's lost heavy

00:06:53.500 and so i'm there

00:06:56.480 you know i roll up

00:06:57.680 and uh

00:06:58.520 they got a

00:06:59.260 there's one guy

00:07:00.080 65-ish

00:07:01.320 you know

00:07:01.760 and whenever you ask him anything

00:07:03.680 hey man what's going on

00:07:04.500 he's like

00:07:04.620 just being

00:07:05.000 just staying sober

00:07:06.660 just staying sober

00:07:08.140 what you doing today

00:07:09.820 just getting to be sober

00:07:10.700 he would put his hands up

00:07:12.680 like it was like

00:07:13.300 the police were

00:07:14.260 like every time

00:07:16.080 he would be like

00:07:16.500 hey man

00:07:17.080 is there any milk

00:07:17.880 i was just

00:07:18.540 being sober

00:07:19.400 you know

00:07:20.200 not from around here

00:07:21.560 like everything

00:07:23.020 was like

00:07:25.440 i remember like

00:07:26.120 one time i just asked him

00:07:27.520 a question

00:07:28.400 you know

00:07:28.820 i was like

00:07:29.240 hey what's the weather

00:07:29.940 like and he handed me

00:07:30.640 his license and registration

00:07:32.100 so you know

00:07:34.720 there's some real

00:07:35.680 you know

00:07:36.540 america's top miscreants

00:07:38.400 you know

00:07:38.720 it's the real

00:07:39.320 it's regular folks man

00:07:41.100 you know

00:07:42.580 and i could have stayed

00:07:43.680 in a hotel

00:07:44.440 or motel

00:07:45.360 or um

00:07:47.020 hell i could have been

00:07:48.220 homeless if i wanted to

00:07:48.880 but i chose to be

00:07:50.120 here

00:07:51.520 there

00:07:52.040 where i was

00:07:53.220 so yeah

00:07:55.380 it was wild

00:07:55.800 they had a

00:07:56.280 uh

00:07:56.820 uh

00:07:57.340 hasidic jewish dude

00:07:58.980 i don't know if you ever even

00:08:00.060 seen this

00:08:01.460 this guy

00:08:03.800 had on

00:08:05.240 like

00:08:06.700 all these coats

00:08:08.820 he had like

00:08:09.620 uh

00:08:11.180 he looked like

00:08:12.020 he looked like

00:08:13.220 like biggie smalls

00:08:17.020 but

00:08:19.180 like biggie smallsberg

00:08:21.480 kinda

00:08:22.040 like he had on

00:08:23.600 like

00:08:23.820 he had on like

00:08:24.580 a

00:08:24.820 a jacket

00:08:25.980 it was so thick

00:08:26.860 it was a hundred and

00:08:27.860 probably eleven degrees

00:08:29.720 out there

00:08:30.260 you know

00:08:31.220 you could feel a fucking

00:08:32.040 i mean it feel

00:08:32.940 i felt like there was a

00:08:33.660 dragon outside

00:08:34.680 that's the

00:08:37.400 levels

00:08:38.420 of

00:08:39.980 air

00:08:41.100 heat

00:08:43.740 because the air

00:08:47.180 will hold heat

00:08:47.800 the air is just

00:08:48.540 really just a briefcase

00:08:49.600 for damn heat or cold

00:08:50.660 you know

00:08:54.020 that's mother nature's

00:08:55.160 briefcase man

00:08:56.020 the air

00:08:58.960 because that's where

00:09:00.880 she puts all of her

00:09:01.580 shit

00:09:01.880 you know

00:09:02.760 but anyway

00:09:04.140 so this fella man

00:09:05.260 he was as

00:09:05.940 i mean

00:09:06.460 he was

00:09:07.040 you know

00:09:08.140 this little

00:09:08.960 gamble spinner

00:09:09.680 was about as damn

00:09:10.400 jewish as you could

00:09:11.260 get

00:09:11.400 he had on

00:09:12.080 he

00:09:13.280 he

00:09:14.280 he

00:09:14.300 had on

00:09:14.580 the hat

00:09:15.060 the hat

00:09:15.600 had on

00:09:15.940 a hat

00:09:16.560 he

00:09:17.600 had like

00:09:18.260 he

00:09:18.580 he

00:09:19.320 uh

00:09:20.100 and

00:09:21.880 if you haven't seen

00:09:22.840 a hasidic

00:09:23.520 jewish person

00:09:24.200 you gotta look it up

00:09:25.060 because i'd never seen it

00:09:26.240 i'd seen it maybe

00:09:26.940 you know

00:09:28.320 in the distance

00:09:29.040 i'd seen like

00:09:30.780 one of these

00:09:31.160 hj's

00:09:31.820 at a distance

00:09:32.400 but i'd never seen

00:09:33.220 up close

00:09:33.800 you know

00:09:35.360 and this fella

00:09:37.300 he had on the hat

00:09:38.300 he had on the

00:09:39.060 drapes

00:09:40.100 the curtains

00:09:40.840 he had on

00:09:41.420 a door

00:09:41.860 he had on

00:09:43.140 it was

00:09:43.940 he had on

00:09:44.540 19 layers

00:09:46.160 of

00:09:47.120 clothing

00:09:48.360 he had socks

00:09:49.220 his socks were

00:09:50.040 wearing brassieres

00:09:50.980 like

00:09:51.140 he had

00:09:52.040 i can't even

00:09:52.860 imagine

00:09:53.600 he was wearing

00:09:56.360 about four loads

00:09:57.500 of laundry

00:09:58.040 and he shows up

00:10:01.180 and he's like

00:10:01.600 hi

00:10:02.160 and it was

00:10:03.640 uh

00:10:03.980 it was

00:10:04.460 119 degrees

00:10:06.020 and if you don't

00:10:07.380 know anything

00:10:07.860 about hasidic

00:10:08.780 culture

00:10:09.200 they can't

00:10:10.860 drive

00:10:11.620 on

00:10:12.540 uh

00:10:14.120 the sabbath

00:10:14.840 on like

00:10:16.020 from friday sundown

00:10:17.180 i think until

00:10:17.740 saturday sundown

00:10:18.780 so these fellas

00:10:21.780 these bad boys

00:10:22.680 and girls

00:10:23.060 they gotta walk

00:10:23.940 so this dude

00:10:26.800 had basically

00:10:27.840 i mean

00:10:29.700 he'd probably

00:10:30.100 come from

00:10:30.720 mars

00:10:31.660 you could

00:10:32.920 hear his

00:10:33.840 like

00:10:34.520 his shoes

00:10:37.900 it was just

00:10:38.460 wet

00:10:38.920 every

00:10:39.140 it was just

00:10:39.700 like

00:10:40.100 he's like

00:10:41.040 hi

00:10:41.640 it's hot

00:10:43.760 like

00:10:44.700 yeah

00:10:44.980 it's hot

00:10:45.400 man

00:10:45.780 and so

00:10:47.860 every

00:10:48.060 you know

00:10:48.300 people's

00:10:48.800 everybody

00:10:49.200 you know

00:10:49.740 it's a damn

00:10:50.280 sober living

00:10:50.900 some dude

00:10:51.440 you know

00:10:51.920 one guy in the

00:10:53.260 kitchen

00:10:53.480 i'm like

00:10:53.760 oh man

00:10:54.100 we're having

00:10:54.380 dinner

00:10:54.680 i'm like

00:10:54.900 this salad

00:10:55.420 is so good

00:10:56.040 and he's like

00:10:56.380 yeah

00:10:56.740 it's really

00:10:57.440 good

00:10:57.700 i was dead

00:10:58.240 for 30

00:10:58.760 minutes

00:10:59.120 two weeks

00:11:00.000 ago

00:11:00.340 so

00:11:00.820 everything's

00:11:02.140 good

00:11:02.440 i'm like

00:11:02.880 damn

00:11:03.260 okay bro

00:11:04.020 okay man

00:11:06.980 damn

00:11:07.440 so you

00:11:08.200 really

00:11:08.660 you really

00:11:10.720 tasting this

00:11:11.360 ranch

00:11:11.840 you really

00:11:13.380 tasting

00:11:13.920 this fat

00:11:15.280 free ranch

00:11:15.860 today

00:11:16.180 and you

00:11:16.500 you know

00:11:17.020 you really

00:11:18.300 enjoying

00:11:18.820 and appreciating

00:11:19.660 and gratitude

00:11:20.280 in that

00:11:20.880 uh

00:11:21.340 that ranch

00:11:23.140 um

00:11:24.460 but this

00:11:26.680 is

00:11:26.920 uh

00:11:27.320 what

00:11:29.400 it was

00:11:30.720 cool

00:11:30.940 they had

00:11:31.280 like a

00:11:31.600 little

00:11:31.860 um

00:11:32.440 place to

00:11:33.060 swim

00:11:33.360 in the

00:11:33.580 back

00:11:33.760 and it

00:11:33.940 was so

00:11:34.300 hot

00:11:34.700 the water

00:11:35.920 you got

00:11:36.260 in the

00:11:36.480 water

00:11:36.820 it was

00:11:37.220 like

00:11:37.460 being

00:11:37.840 in

00:11:38.160 um

00:11:38.960 it was

00:11:41.180 like

00:11:41.380 hiding

00:11:41.800 in somebody's

00:11:42.480 mouth

00:11:42.840 say you

00:11:43.240 would

00:11:43.460 say you

00:11:45.720 were playing

00:11:46.020 hide and

00:11:46.440 go seek

00:11:46.800 with people

00:11:47.300 and you

00:11:49.060 somebody

00:11:49.540 was uh

00:11:50.060 had a

00:11:50.340 heat stroke

00:11:50.960 a real

00:11:52.380 big

00:11:52.700 person

00:11:53.100 big

00:11:54.120 big

00:11:54.540 probably

00:11:55.440 11 feet

00:11:56.540 tall

00:11:56.900 maybe

00:11:57.220 600

00:11:58.360 pounds

00:11:58.880 and you

00:12:00.700 hid in

00:12:01.080 their

00:12:01.240 mouth

00:12:01.660 during

00:12:04.600 uh

00:12:05.120 hide and

00:12:05.720 go seek

00:12:06.140 and you

00:12:07.420 hid in

00:12:07.760 their

00:12:07.920 mouth

00:12:08.340 that

00:12:09.060 would

00:12:09.340 be

00:12:09.980 what

00:12:11.600 the

00:12:11.800 heat

00:12:12.020 was

00:12:12.200 like

00:12:12.460 that

00:12:12.680 hot

00:12:12.980 you

00:12:13.180 know

00:12:13.380 somebody

00:12:13.960 who

00:12:14.280 had

00:12:14.440 a

00:12:14.600 heat

00:12:14.860 stroke

00:12:15.240 and

00:12:15.440 was

00:12:15.620 also

00:12:16.300 um

00:12:17.720 they

00:12:19.840 were

00:12:20.020 late

00:12:20.360 they

00:12:20.680 was

00:12:20.840 also

00:12:21.180 somebody

00:12:21.580 was

00:12:21.800 pouring

00:12:22.100 heat

00:12:22.460 on

00:12:22.660 them

00:12:22.820 somebody

00:12:23.940 had

00:12:24.160 two

00:12:24.440 bags

00:12:24.760 of

00:12:24.880 damn

00:12:25.080 heat

00:12:25.440 and

00:12:26.580 were

00:12:26.740 just

00:12:26.920 filling

00:12:27.240 them

00:12:27.460 bitches

00:12:27.680 up

00:12:28.020 with

00:12:28.160 it

00:12:28.260 warming

00:12:28.580 them

00:12:29.240 um

00:12:30.300 so

00:12:32.480 that

00:12:32.820 was

00:12:33.060 wild

00:12:33.820 uh

00:12:35.040 and

00:12:37.180 and

00:12:37.200 so

00:12:37.440 the

00:12:37.580 crazy

00:12:37.780 thing

00:12:37.960 so

00:12:38.220 we're

00:12:38.400 all

00:12:38.540 going

00:12:38.700 to

00:12:38.860 the

00:12:39.000 gym

00:12:39.180 one

00:12:39.380 day

00:12:39.600 and

00:12:39.740 this

00:12:39.900 one

00:12:40.140 fella

00:12:40.380 had

00:12:40.560 gotten

00:12:40.740 a

00:12:40.880 new

00:12:41.020 motorbike

00:12:41.620 and

00:12:43.140 he's

00:12:43.360 kind

00:12:43.540 of

00:12:43.660 coasting

00:12:44.080 through

00:12:44.240 the

00:12:44.420 red

00:12:44.660 lights

00:12:45.080 and

00:12:45.280 just

00:12:45.500 living

00:12:45.760 life

00:12:46.180 you

00:12:46.360 know

00:12:46.580 and

00:12:47.840 uh

00:12:48.280 and you

00:12:50.420 know

00:12:50.560 and I

00:12:50.860 respect

00:12:51.240 no

00:12:51.500 helmets

00:12:51.780 because

00:12:52.200 the

00:12:53.200 Lord

00:12:53.600 is

00:12:53.820 looking

00:12:54.160 for

00:12:54.440 some

00:12:54.740 people

00:12:55.140 and

00:12:57.360 everybody

00:12:57.720 wants

00:12:58.160 to be

00:12:58.480 alive

00:12:59.000 and

00:12:59.180 everything

00:12:59.500 and

00:12:59.960 and I

00:13:01.900 get it

00:13:02.480 but

00:13:02.920 we

00:13:04.540 don't

00:13:04.900 know

00:13:05.740 what

00:13:08.380 it's

00:13:08.640 like

00:13:08.900 when

00:13:09.060 you

00:13:09.180 die

00:13:09.460 I

00:13:12.540 mean

00:13:12.740 it

00:13:12.960 must

00:13:13.240 here's

00:13:13.520 the

00:13:13.600 thing

00:13:13.840 it's

00:13:14.380 so

00:13:14.600 good

00:13:14.960 I

00:13:15.120 bet

00:13:15.360 it's

00:13:15.660 so

00:13:15.860 good

00:13:16.360 nobody's

00:13:17.780 coming

00:13:17.980 back

00:13:18.380 from

00:13:18.640 it

00:13:18.840 there

00:13:20.660 was a

00:13:21.040 couple

00:13:21.320 ghosts

00:13:21.800 I

00:13:21.960 think

00:13:22.140 that

00:13:22.300 came

00:13:22.520 back

00:13:22.780 allegedly

00:13:23.300 from

00:13:23.720 the

00:13:24.060 1700s

00:13:25.120 or

00:13:25.200 whatever

00:13:25.480 but

00:13:26.880 them

00:13:27.160 bitches

00:13:27.460 apparently

00:13:27.920 they

00:13:28.180 fixed

00:13:28.580 heaven

00:13:28.840 up

00:13:29.060 because

00:13:29.560 nobody's

00:13:31.500 been

00:13:31.780 coming

00:13:32.100 back

00:13:32.540 name

00:13:34.160 the

00:13:34.320 last

00:13:34.620 ghost

00:13:34.920 you

00:13:35.060 even

00:13:35.240 heard

00:13:35.420 about

00:13:35.860 you

00:13:39.080 know

00:13:39.240 Ray

00:13:39.540 Charles

00:13:39.920 maybe

00:13:40.240 or

00:13:40.380 somebody

00:13:40.600 I

00:13:40.740 don't

00:13:40.820 even

00:13:40.980 know

00:13:41.220 who

00:13:41.580 I

00:13:44.420 mean

00:13:44.520 he's

00:13:44.620 not a

00:13:44.860 ghost

00:13:45.080 I

00:13:45.220 mean

00:13:45.300 he's

00:13:45.460 blind

00:13:45.860 but

00:13:46.060 that's

00:13:46.400 that's

00:13:47.260 not

00:13:47.380 a

00:13:47.520 ghost

00:13:47.740 a ghost

00:13:48.280 is

00:13:48.480 if

00:13:48.640 you

00:13:48.760 can't

00:13:49.040 see

00:13:49.200 them

00:13:49.580 so

00:13:50.800 he's

00:13:51.000 like

00:13:51.120 a

00:13:51.260 reverse

00:13:51.620 ghost

00:13:52.120 you

00:13:53.000 know

00:13:53.260 but

00:13:54.620 but

00:13:55.540 anyway

00:13:57.780 so

00:13:58.240 we're

00:13:58.540 out

00:13:58.780 there

00:13:58.980 we're

00:13:59.180 cruising

00:13:59.500 we're

00:13:59.680 going

00:13:59.860 to

00:14:00.020 the

00:14:00.200 gym

00:14:00.520 in

00:14:00.700 the

00:14:00.860 van

00:14:01.680 you

00:14:01.920 know

00:14:02.120 if

00:14:03.200 you

00:14:03.320 do

00:14:03.520 sober

00:14:03.840 living

00:14:04.180 just

00:14:04.420 you

00:14:04.660 know

00:14:04.760 you're

00:14:04.960 that

00:14:05.080 dirty

00:14:05.380 grade

00:14:05.700 school

00:14:06.000 class

00:14:06.460 you know

00:14:06.720 you're

00:14:06.900 just

00:14:07.040 that

00:14:07.240 you know

00:14:07.820 you're a little

00:14:09.320 more lost

00:14:09.900 than found

00:14:10.440 and so

00:14:11.660 we rolling

00:14:12.200 out

00:14:12.640 and this

00:14:13.820 other fella

00:14:14.260 got in a

00:14:14.720 motorcycle

00:14:15.300 and so

00:14:16.680 and so

00:14:16.700 he's

00:14:16.940 zipping

00:14:17.280 and zoolad

00:14:18.080 and doing

00:14:19.260 this

00:14:19.680 and doing

00:14:20.020 that

00:14:20.400 and

00:14:20.560 and I

00:14:23.660 tell the

00:14:24.040 other guys

00:14:24.440 in the

00:14:24.720 van

00:14:24.940 I said

00:14:25.280 hey

00:14:25.680 uh

00:14:26.400 it's

00:14:28.300 I said

00:14:28.760 I used

00:14:29.040 to talk

00:14:29.440 about

00:14:29.660 organ

00:14:29.940 donation

00:14:30.480 because my

00:14:32.260 sister

00:14:32.720 make sure

00:14:34.020 my head

00:14:34.460 is alright

00:14:34.920 my sister

00:14:38.140 got an

00:14:38.540 organ

00:14:38.860 when I

00:14:39.180 was a

00:14:39.420 child

00:14:39.800 and she

00:14:40.840 got

00:14:41.260 uh

00:14:41.780 liver

00:14:43.100 she

00:14:44.940 got

00:14:45.180 liver

00:14:45.480 and uh

00:14:46.760 which I

00:14:47.460 wouldn't

00:14:47.600 have got

00:14:47.800 I would

00:14:48.020 have got

00:14:48.220 two hearts

00:14:48.800 you know

00:14:50.040 you're like

00:14:51.360 hey

00:14:51.580 what do

00:14:51.840 you need

00:14:52.040 I'm like

00:14:52.380 hey

00:14:52.640 man

00:14:52.880 throw

00:14:53.120 another

00:14:53.420 freaking

00:14:53.780 throw

00:14:55.420 another

00:14:55.640 pump

00:14:56.020 in here

00:14:56.420 you know

00:14:56.720 what I'm

00:14:56.960 saying

00:14:57.200 boy

00:14:57.440 I'll

00:14:57.680 be

00:14:57.800 running

00:14:58.100 hot

00:14:58.540 dude

00:14:58.920 all the

00:14:59.420 dance

00:14:59.760 move

00:14:59.920 you could

00:15:00.140 do

00:15:00.320 with you

00:15:00.800 if you

00:15:01.160 was

00:15:01.300 double

00:15:01.560 hearted

00:15:02.340 uh

00:15:05.980 but

00:15:06.580 so

00:15:07.160 anyway

00:15:07.480 the

00:15:07.900 um

00:15:08.480 the

00:15:09.700 uh

00:15:10.040 so

00:15:10.820 so

00:15:11.840 anyway

00:15:12.080 this guy

00:15:12.600 skirting

00:15:13.020 and stuff

00:15:13.380 and go

00:15:13.620 we're all

00:15:13.900 headed to

00:15:14.180 the gym

00:15:14.580 this guy

00:15:15.280 skirting

00:15:15.700 around

00:15:16.040 on his

00:15:16.360 on his

00:15:16.780 bike

00:15:17.160 and uh

00:15:18.840 and I

00:15:20.220 say

00:15:20.380 man

00:15:20.620 guys

00:15:20.900 you know

00:15:21.140 I said

00:15:21.400 he's

00:15:21.720 he's

00:15:21.960 really

00:15:22.260 reckless

00:15:23.340 you know

00:15:23.680 he's

00:15:24.000 he's

00:15:24.380 reckless

00:15:24.660 man

00:15:25.080 out

00:15:25.320 here

00:15:25.560 and

00:15:27.040 I said

00:15:27.940 a lot

00:15:28.160 of organ

00:15:28.480 donors

00:15:28.840 the next

00:15:30.040 day I

00:15:30.420 come

00:15:30.620 home

00:15:30.980 and

00:15:32.400 uh

00:15:33.060 the

00:15:34.800 the

00:15:35.740 fella

00:15:36.060 the police

00:15:37.580 had shown

00:15:38.080 up

00:15:38.400 and the

00:15:39.020 fella had

00:15:39.480 been in

00:15:39.920 an accident

00:15:40.840 in a coma

00:15:42.500 or comma

00:15:43.480 you know

00:15:45.660 they're both

00:15:46.540 pauses

00:15:47.240 and

00:15:49.140 and we're

00:15:51.240 like

00:15:51.580 what

00:15:52.520 I'm like

00:15:54.580 am I predicting

00:15:55.540 the future

00:15:56.520 right now

00:15:57.240 so it

00:15:59.200 was just

00:15:59.800 you know

00:16:00.760 and I

00:16:01.140 hope

00:16:01.360 he's

00:16:01.600 you know

00:16:02.600 I need

00:16:02.940 to check

00:16:03.320 and see

00:16:03.600 if he's

00:16:03.900 I'm gonna

00:16:04.180 text somebody

00:16:04.700 right now

00:16:05.480 see if

00:16:06.260 they guys

00:16:06.580 still

00:16:06.780 comb it

00:16:07.200 up

00:16:07.520 yeah

00:16:10.340 I'm gonna

00:16:10.600 see if

00:16:10.860 he's

00:16:11.020 okay

00:16:11.380 uh

00:16:12.040 so

00:16:13.220 so

00:16:14.800 anyway

00:16:15.160 I don't

00:16:15.580 they had

00:16:15.940 a candlelight

00:16:16.620 vigil

00:16:16.980 like on

00:16:17.340 the third

00:16:17.760 night

00:16:18.100 the full

00:16:18.800 uh

00:16:19.180 the fifth

00:16:19.820 night

00:16:20.260 uh

00:16:21.620 it was

00:16:22.200 cool

00:16:22.400 we got

00:16:22.660 to sit

00:16:23.020 in there

00:16:23.260 and watch

00:16:23.660 like some

00:16:24.000 basketball

00:16:24.520 games

00:16:24.980 together

00:16:25.500 and

00:16:26.900 hockey

00:16:27.680 uh

00:16:29.300 the

00:16:29.500 canadians

00:16:30.540 you know

00:16:31.340 those frogs

00:16:32.060 bro I

00:16:32.500 don't know

00:16:32.680 if anybody

00:16:33.240 follows hockey

00:16:34.960 but

00:16:36.060 it'd be

00:16:37.060 awesome to

00:16:37.600 cheer for

00:16:37.880 the canadians

00:16:38.520 if

00:16:38.960 everybody

00:16:39.560 else in

00:16:40.100 canada

00:16:40.480 didn't

00:16:41.020 hate

00:16:41.240 them

00:16:41.380 that's

00:16:42.340 the weird

00:16:42.780 thing

00:16:43.220 montreal

00:16:45.400 is like

00:16:45.940 kind of

00:16:46.300 that french

00:16:46.880 bad boy

00:16:47.600 you know

00:16:48.320 it's like

00:16:49.600 everybody else

00:16:50.260 is in a

00:16:50.600 big fight

00:16:51.100 and then

00:16:51.320 you got

00:16:51.580 some dude

00:16:52.040 over there

00:16:52.380 smoking a

00:16:53.020 cigarette

00:16:53.360 and sucking

00:16:53.920 on the

00:16:54.220 freaking

00:16:54.480 on the

00:16:55.660 on the

00:16:56.600 dirty side

00:16:57.200 of a

00:16:57.460 crepe

00:16:57.800 you know

00:16:58.040 what I'm

00:16:58.240 saying

00:16:58.480 that back

00:16:59.080 hole

00:16:59.300 baby

00:16:59.560 that back

00:17:00.060 jaw

00:17:00.420 you know

00:17:01.680 somebody

00:17:03.520 freaking

00:17:04.080 uh

00:17:04.660 you know

00:17:06.500 sneaking

00:17:07.220 into a

00:17:07.620 crepe

00:17:07.900 all nasty

00:17:08.540 from the

00:17:08.940 back

00:17:09.260 dude

00:17:09.540 eat a

00:17:10.360 crepe

00:17:10.600 from the

00:17:11.000 front

00:17:11.480 you creep

00:17:12.280 and crepe

00:17:14.080 and creep

00:17:14.460 is just

00:17:14.800 one letter

00:17:15.700 different

00:17:16.140 bro

00:17:16.400 so if

00:17:17.180 you want

00:17:17.440 nasty

00:17:17.900 eggs

00:17:18.340 dog

00:17:18.780 get them

00:17:19.560 french

00:17:20.040 you feel

00:17:20.480 me

00:17:20.720 get them

00:17:21.820 french

00:17:22.880 praise

00:17:24.600 god

00:17:25.060 man

00:17:25.440 and then

00:17:26.540 the last

00:17:27.100 day

00:17:27.320 I'm there

00:17:27.720 the uh

00:17:28.480 hasidic guy

00:17:29.180 shows up

00:17:29.740 hello

00:17:30.200 this dude

00:17:32.180 had I mean

00:17:32.680 I don't think

00:17:33.100 he'd ever

00:17:33.440 seen

00:17:33.760 non uh

00:17:35.220 sids

00:17:36.320 you know

00:17:36.600 non um

00:17:38.300 hasidic

00:17:39.080 people

00:17:39.520 because it's

00:17:39.940 a real

00:17:40.400 tight

00:17:40.780 cult

00:17:41.080 it's

00:17:41.540 basically

00:17:41.980 like

00:17:42.400 they're

00:17:44.060 like

00:17:44.340 the uh

00:17:45.320 they're

00:17:47.520 kind of

00:17:47.780 like

00:17:47.900 the

00:17:48.060 financial

00:17:48.480 native

00:17:48.820 americans

00:17:49.480 kind

00:17:49.760 of

00:17:49.860 you

00:17:50.000 know

00:17:50.120 they're

00:17:50.360 real

00:17:50.760 or I

00:17:51.820 don't

00:17:51.900 they're

00:17:52.140 like

00:17:52.340 man

00:17:52.780 they're

00:17:53.040 real

00:17:53.440 religious

00:17:54.600 like

00:17:56.120 way

00:17:56.700 religious

00:17:57.440 like

00:17:59.440 I was

00:17:59.740 telling my

00:18:00.120 friend

00:18:00.300 josh

00:18:00.640 wolf

00:18:00.900 about

00:18:01.260 it

00:18:01.500 and

00:18:02.000 he

00:18:02.200 said

00:18:02.480 that

00:18:02.700 hasidic

00:18:03.100 people

00:18:03.280 don't

00:18:03.520 even

00:18:03.660 consider

00:18:04.020 him

00:18:04.280 jewish

00:18:04.680 they're

00:18:04.860 like

00:18:05.100 you

00:18:06.160 gotta

00:18:06.420 be

00:18:07.060 in

00:18:08.460 there

00:18:08.940 but

00:18:10.540 that

00:18:10.760 guy

00:18:10.980 they

00:18:11.120 gave

00:18:11.280 him

00:18:11.360 a

00:18:11.500 chapstick

00:18:12.060 somebody

00:18:12.560 and

00:18:13.140 he

00:18:13.240 never

00:18:13.540 used

00:18:13.980 it

00:18:14.240 so

00:18:15.500 for

00:18:15.700 the

00:18:15.860 next

00:18:16.140 like

00:18:16.660 14

00:18:17.200 hours

00:18:17.540 this

00:18:17.760 dude

00:18:17.980 is

00:18:18.160 over

00:18:18.440 there

00:18:18.720 just

00:18:19.000 going

00:18:19.380 hard

00:18:20.080 bro

00:18:20.400 just

00:18:21.820 going

00:18:22.180 hard

00:18:22.560 on

00:18:22.700 some

00:18:22.900 pink

00:18:23.160 lemonade

00:18:23.560 baby

00:18:24.180 he

00:18:25.320 had that

00:18:25.580 pink

00:18:25.800 lemonade

00:18:26.140 chapstick

00:18:26.700 and every

00:18:27.060 dude

00:18:27.240 about

00:18:27.440 every

00:18:27.660 nine

00:18:27.960 seconds

00:18:28.280 you'd

00:18:28.520 look

00:18:28.660 over

00:18:28.900 and

00:18:29.020 he'd

00:18:29.160 be

00:18:29.260 like

00:18:29.600 dude

00:18:34.720 that

00:18:34.920 dude

00:18:35.160 I

00:18:35.440 think

00:18:35.640 he

00:18:35.840 by

00:18:36.560 the

00:18:36.740 time

00:18:37.000 I

00:18:37.180 left

00:18:37.420 man

00:18:37.580 he

00:18:37.680 had

00:18:37.840 chapstick

00:18:38.300 his

00:18:38.560 whole

00:18:38.880 face

00:18:39.420 he

00:18:40.720 had

00:18:40.880 chapstick

00:18:41.340 his

00:18:41.580 he

00:18:42.040 just

00:18:42.300 couldn't

00:18:42.600 stop

00:18:43.080 man

00:18:43.440 you

00:18:45.040 know

00:18:45.240 and

00:18:45.400 thankfully

00:18:45.680 we're

00:18:45.900 all

00:18:46.060 you know

00:18:46.320 everybody

00:18:46.620 that's

00:18:46.920 in

00:18:47.020 the

00:18:47.140 places

00:18:47.480 had

00:18:48.120 some

00:18:48.400 issues

00:18:48.800 with

00:18:48.980 addiction

00:18:49.340 so

00:18:49.680 at

00:18:49.820 least

00:18:49.920 he's

00:18:50.060 in

00:18:50.160 the

00:18:50.280 right

00:18:50.480 place

00:18:50.820 now

00:18:51.120 but

00:18:53.080 and

00:18:53.280 also

00:18:53.700 at

00:18:54.840 least

00:18:55.020 if

00:18:55.140 the

00:18:55.320 sun

00:18:55.620 hits

00:18:55.860 him

00:18:56.000 now

00:18:56.220 out

00:18:56.420 there

00:18:56.600 he'll

00:18:56.800 have

00:18:56.920 a

00:18:57.080 little

00:18:57.260 bit

00:18:57.520 of

00:18:57.680 a

00:18:58.140 block

00:19:00.020 on

00:19:00.240 him

00:19:00.600 you know

00:19:02.000 because

00:19:02.860 that's

00:19:04.960 hello

00:19:06.680 dude

00:19:08.380 it was

00:19:08.680 anyway

00:19:09.060 it was

00:19:10.260 needless

00:19:10.640 to say

00:19:10.960 it was

00:19:11.160 a wild

00:19:11.880 week

00:19:12.520 but what

00:19:17.120 else

00:19:17.300 we had

00:19:17.680 Mario

00:19:18.460 Gutierrez

00:19:19.140 if you

00:19:19.400 get to

00:19:19.660 check out

00:19:20.020 that

00:19:20.220 jockey

00:19:20.680 episode

00:19:21.380 man

00:19:21.920 it was

00:19:23.760 real

00:19:23.980 fascinating

00:19:24.700 to hear

00:19:25.060 about

00:19:25.280 a

00:19:25.440 jockey

00:19:25.820 and

00:19:28.280 just

00:19:28.500 to

00:19:28.680 see

00:19:28.980 that

00:19:29.160 you're

00:19:29.280 on

00:19:29.420 the

00:19:29.600 horse

00:19:29.940 you know

00:19:30.780 that

00:19:31.280 it's

00:19:31.440 on

00:19:31.580 the

00:19:31.720 horse

00:19:31.940 you know

00:19:32.140 like

00:19:32.320 you ever

00:19:32.840 get

00:19:33.040 the

00:19:33.220 sushi

00:19:33.540 they

00:19:33.740 put

00:19:33.900 the

00:19:34.080 rice

00:19:34.420 down

00:19:34.740 first

00:19:35.200 you know

00:19:37.020 they put

00:19:37.340 that

00:19:37.520 little

00:19:37.720 baby bed

00:19:38.420 of

00:19:38.600 rice

00:19:38.920 bro

00:19:39.220 and

00:19:40.860 then

00:19:41.020 they

00:19:41.220 hit

00:19:41.460 that

00:19:41.700 bitch

00:19:42.000 that

00:19:42.160 little

00:19:42.340 dose

00:19:42.680 of

00:19:42.880 fish

00:19:43.180 back

00:19:43.500 you

00:19:44.620 feel

00:19:44.900 me

00:19:45.080 they

00:19:46.340 really

00:19:46.560 just

00:19:46.840 laced

00:19:47.260 that

00:19:47.480 thing

00:19:47.740 up

00:19:47.880 with

00:19:48.000 that

00:19:48.140 little

00:19:48.340 frickin

00:19:48.880 it's

00:19:50.560 just

00:19:50.680 like

00:19:50.820 a

00:19:50.940 little

00:19:51.080 baby

00:19:51.400 sleeping

00:19:51.860 bag

00:19:52.220 of

00:19:52.400 pescado

00:19:52.960 on

00:19:53.260 there

00:19:53.400 fish

00:19:53.840 get

00:19:55.700 you

00:19:55.800 a

00:19:55.880 little

00:19:56.000 tuna

00:19:56.320 on

00:19:56.740 there

00:19:56.920 or

00:19:57.060 something

00:19:57.320 a

00:19:57.600 little

00:19:57.720 salmon

00:19:58.140 you know

00:19:59.120 some

00:20:01.540 people

00:20:01.740 go

00:20:01.940 eel

00:20:02.240 perverts

00:20:02.920 but

00:20:03.600 I

00:20:03.760 don't

00:20:04.340 I

00:20:04.600 don't

00:20:04.920 but

00:20:06.680 that's

00:20:07.040 kind of

00:20:07.280 how it

00:20:07.560 is

00:20:07.720 with

00:20:07.880 that

00:20:08.060 jockey

00:20:08.520 that

00:20:08.820 the

00:20:09.480 horse

00:20:09.800 is

00:20:09.920 that

00:20:10.080 rice

00:20:10.440 and

00:20:10.560 it

00:20:10.820 set

00:20:11.260 that

00:20:11.500 thing

00:20:11.820 right

00:20:12.060 on

00:20:12.280 there

00:20:12.540 you

00:20:14.640 know

00:20:14.860 so

00:20:16.700 it was

00:20:16.880 just

00:20:17.000 real

00:20:17.240 interesting

00:20:17.560 to hear

00:20:17.820 what

00:20:18.040 it's

00:20:18.200 like

00:20:18.380 to

00:20:18.540 be

00:20:20.560 and

00:20:22.600 be

00:20:22.740 going

00:20:22.980 for

00:20:23.140 the

00:20:23.280 prize

00:20:23.800 and

00:20:24.300 getting

00:20:24.560 the

00:20:24.780 money

00:20:25.080 for

00:20:29.560 the

00:20:29.780 rich

00:20:29.980 people

00:20:30.200 it's

00:20:30.440 really

00:20:30.640 just

00:20:30.840 rich

00:20:31.120 people

00:20:31.380 saying

00:20:31.660 hey

00:20:31.820 won't

00:20:32.060 you

00:20:32.180 ride

00:20:32.440 on

00:20:32.580 this

00:20:32.740 for

00:20:32.960 me

00:20:33.100 that's

00:20:33.320 I

00:20:33.560 mean

00:20:33.680 let's

00:20:34.060 it's

00:20:35.260 rich

00:20:35.580 people

00:20:35.900 paying

00:20:36.400 small

00:20:36.840 people

00:20:37.140 to

00:20:37.340 ride

00:20:37.660 on

00:20:37.840 the

00:20:37.980 animal

00:20:38.320 which

00:20:39.540 is

00:20:40.100 very

00:20:40.640 Roman

00:20:41.100 sounding

00:20:41.640 I

00:20:42.540 think

00:20:42.820 but

00:20:44.480 what

00:20:44.640 do

00:20:44.720 I

00:20:44.880 know

00:20:45.160 my

00:20:47.620 nephews

00:20:48.020 are

00:20:48.160 in

00:20:48.320 town

00:20:48.700 I'm

00:20:50.200 going

00:20:50.280 to

00:20:50.360 try

00:20:50.500 to

00:20:50.640 have

00:20:50.880 them

00:20:51.240 on

00:20:52.300 this

00:20:52.900 podcast

00:20:53.320 at

00:20:53.660 the

00:20:53.820 end

00:20:54.040 of

00:20:54.160 the

00:20:54.280 episode

00:20:54.760 what

00:20:56.520 will

00:20:56.660 that

00:20:56.820 be

00:20:56.980 like

00:20:57.360 I

00:20:58.680 don't

00:20:58.840 know

00:20:59.160 but

00:21:00.740 I

00:21:01.920 think

00:21:02.200 even

00:21:02.500 if

00:21:02.660 it's

00:21:02.800 just

00:21:02.940 for

00:21:03.100 a

00:21:03.240 few

00:21:03.400 minutes

00:21:03.700 I

00:21:03.840 think

00:21:04.000 it'll

00:21:04.140 be

00:21:04.260 entertaining

00:21:04.640 to

00:21:04.880 them

00:21:05.300 and

00:21:06.640 yeah

00:21:09.180 that

00:21:09.400 could

00:21:09.560 be

00:21:09.740 fun

00:21:10.080 man

00:21:10.440 got

00:21:11.880 an

00:21:12.060 announcement

00:21:12.520 to

00:21:12.800 make

00:21:12.980 going

00:21:13.140 to

00:21:13.260 tape

00:21:13.460 a

00:21:13.600 Netflix

00:21:13.980 special

00:21:14.520 coming

00:21:14.920 up

00:21:15.300 and

00:21:15.700 that's

00:21:15.940 going

00:21:16.040 to

00:21:16.120 be

00:21:16.380 in

00:21:17.020 Nashville

00:21:17.580 Tennessee

00:21:18.120 we

00:21:19.000 will

00:21:19.180 tape

00:21:19.460 it

00:21:19.660 in

00:21:20.400 the

00:21:20.580 Central

00:21:20.940 East

00:21:21.380 it

00:21:23.860 just

00:21:24.120 the

00:21:24.320 way

00:21:24.500 it

00:21:24.660 worked

00:21:24.940 out

00:21:25.220 I

00:21:25.520 was

00:21:25.680 looking

00:21:25.960 to

00:21:26.380 go

00:21:26.560 to

00:21:26.780 Dallas

00:21:27.240 but

00:21:27.780 I'm

00:21:28.040 also

00:21:28.680 very

00:21:29.100 excited

00:21:29.500 to

00:21:29.700 be

00:21:29.880 in

00:21:30.020 Nashville

00:21:30.380 for

00:21:30.700 it

00:21:30.920 so

00:21:31.780 that's

00:21:32.080 going

00:21:32.200 to

00:21:32.260 be

00:21:32.400 a

00:21:32.560 real

00:21:32.740 excitement

00:21:33.280 time

00:21:33.840 and

00:21:35.340 I

00:21:37.500 just

00:21:37.720 feel

00:21:37.920 lucky

00:21:38.200 I

00:21:38.340 feel

00:21:38.520 lucky

00:21:38.840 that

00:21:39.040 I

00:21:39.360 have

00:21:39.520 the

00:21:39.660 opportunity

00:21:40.280 to

00:21:41.640 get

00:21:42.100 out

00:21:42.320 there

00:21:42.600 and

00:21:42.820 we'll

00:21:45.340 light

00:21:45.520 up

00:21:45.640 the

00:21:45.760 dark

00:21:46.020 arts

00:21:46.280 that's

00:21:46.480 what

00:21:46.580 it's

00:21:46.720 going

00:21:46.840 to

00:21:46.940 be

00:21:47.220 so

00:21:48.660 if

00:21:48.840 you've

00:21:49.460 seen

00:21:49.560 the

00:21:49.680 dark

00:21:49.880 arts

00:21:50.060 you

00:21:50.180 might

00:21:50.340 not

00:21:50.500 want

00:21:50.640 to

00:21:50.720 see

00:21:50.820 it

00:21:50.900 if

00:21:51.000 you

00:21:51.080 want

00:21:51.260 to

00:21:51.360 see

00:21:51.500 the

00:21:51.640 dark

00:21:51.840 arts

00:21:52.040 in

00:21:52.160 a

00:21:52.300 theater

00:21:52.620 and

00:21:53.300 you

00:21:53.380 haven't

00:21:53.600 seen

00:21:53.840 that

00:21:54.180 we'll

00:21:54.960 be

00:21:55.080 taping

00:21:55.380 that

00:21:55.540 over

00:21:55.680 at

00:21:55.780 the

00:21:55.900 Ryman

00:21:56.260 and

00:21:56.400 we're

00:21:56.540 going

00:21:56.640 to

00:21:56.720 do

00:21:56.840 a

00:21:56.960 couple

00:21:57.180 of

00:21:57.360 shows

00:21:57.800 and

00:21:58.140 I'm

00:22:00.120 excited

00:22:00.460 about

00:22:00.740 it

00:22:00.880 man

00:22:01.080 I'm

00:22:01.640 really

00:22:01.820 excited

00:22:02.240 about

00:22:02.460 it

00:22:02.600 come

00:22:02.860 hello

00:22:03.280 I'm

00:22:04.980 upstairs

00:22:05.700 upstairs

00:22:06.640 I'm

00:22:07.940 upstairs

00:22:08.860 still

00:22:12.780 thinking

00:22:13.000 of tour

00:22:13.360 names

00:22:13.680 I'm

00:22:14.520 return

00:22:15.200 of

00:22:15.560 the

00:22:15.720 rat

00:22:16.320 has

00:22:17.480 been

00:22:17.660 ringing

00:22:17.880 around

00:22:18.160 in

00:22:18.260 my

00:22:18.380 head

00:22:18.700 return

00:22:24.160 of

00:22:24.560 the

00:22:24.880 rat

00:22:25.380 what

00:22:26.660 else

00:22:26.820 can

00:22:26.980 I

00:22:27.140 tell

00:22:27.460 you

00:22:28.440 that

00:22:28.620 happened

00:22:29.100 oh

00:22:33.900 got an

00:22:34.280 update

00:22:34.560 the

00:22:34.760 fella

00:22:34.960 is

00:22:35.200 still

00:22:35.760 oh

00:22:38.000 he's

00:22:38.220 still

00:22:38.380 in a

00:22:38.600 coma

00:22:38.860 oh

00:22:39.940 and he

00:22:40.920 has

00:22:41.060 brain

00:22:41.360 damage

00:22:41.740 actually

00:22:42.080 but

00:22:42.340 so

00:22:43.560 man

00:22:44.260 my

00:22:46.500 heart

00:22:46.660 goes

00:22:46.920 out

00:22:47.120 to

00:22:47.280 him

00:22:47.640 and

00:22:47.880 it

00:22:49.840 just

00:22:50.280 you know

00:22:52.680 he

00:22:52.860 this

00:22:53.160 guy

00:22:53.400 was

00:22:53.600 a

00:22:53.780 warrior

00:22:54.000 the

00:22:54.200 second

00:22:54.460 you

00:22:54.640 saw

00:22:54.900 this

00:22:55.080 guy

00:22:55.320 he

00:22:55.460 was

00:22:55.580 a

00:22:55.720 warrior

00:22:56.040 you

00:22:56.580 know

00:22:56.820 he's

00:22:58.020 just

00:22:58.180 one

00:22:58.400 of

00:22:58.480 those

00:22:58.640 people

00:22:59.000 that

00:22:59.200 just

00:22:59.440 some

00:23:00.400 people

00:23:00.760 just

00:23:01.140 are

00:23:01.760 so

00:23:02.080 fearless

00:23:02.660 you

00:23:04.300 know

00:23:04.420 this

00:23:04.680 fella

00:23:04.980 was

00:23:05.240 just

00:23:05.540 tatted

00:23:06.020 up

00:23:06.240 just

00:23:06.480 freaking

00:23:06.780 he

00:23:06.980 was

00:23:07.140 a

00:23:07.340 real

00:23:07.900 warrior

00:23:09.320 and

00:23:11.080 there's

00:23:11.340 something

00:23:11.600 to be

00:23:11.960 said

00:23:12.380 for

00:23:12.580 going

00:23:12.940 out

00:23:13.220 hard

00:23:13.680 and

00:23:16.000 I'm

00:23:16.160 gonna

00:23:16.240 keep

00:23:16.440 him

00:23:16.680 in

00:23:17.140 my

00:23:17.960 prayers

00:23:18.420 man

00:23:18.760 and

00:23:19.000 hopefully

00:23:20.780 he

00:23:21.040 bounces

00:23:21.360 back

00:23:21.820 but

00:23:22.000 just

00:23:22.200 a

00:23:22.360 crazy

00:23:22.880 timing

00:23:24.220 just

00:23:24.460 what

00:23:24.700 a

00:23:24.860 week

00:23:25.100 at

00:23:25.260 that

00:23:25.440 place

00:23:25.900 you

00:23:26.700 know

00:23:26.960 what

00:23:27.740 a

00:23:27.900 week

00:23:28.160 at

00:23:28.300 that

00:23:28.500 place

00:23:28.940 and

00:23:29.160 it

00:23:30.520 just

00:23:30.740 reminded

00:23:31.160 me

00:23:31.300 how

00:23:31.440 much

00:23:31.680 I

00:23:31.920 don't

00:23:32.800 spend

00:23:33.220 that

00:23:33.360 much

00:23:33.500 time

00:23:33.720 around

00:23:34.120 people

00:23:34.640 and

00:23:35.940 so

00:23:36.120 it

00:23:36.260 was

00:23:36.400 nice

00:23:36.780 just

00:23:36.940 to

00:23:37.020 be

00:23:37.180 around

00:23:37.520 people

00:23:38.060 you

00:23:39.220 know

00:23:39.360 to

00:23:39.500 sit

00:23:39.740 and watch

00:23:40.140 the

00:23:40.320 game

00:23:40.680 split

00:23:41.140 a

00:23:41.320 little

00:23:41.440 orange

00:23:42.100 bro

00:23:42.400 oh

00:23:42.960 you

00:23:43.120 want

00:23:43.340 some

00:23:43.500 orange

00:23:43.900 oh

00:23:44.100 you

00:23:44.240 want

00:23:44.480 some

00:23:44.640 orange

00:23:45.080 oh

00:23:45.980 this

00:23:46.160 dude's

00:23:46.480 nodding

00:23:46.940 off

00:23:47.260 bro

00:23:47.540 he's

00:23:48.320 been

00:23:48.440 on

00:23:48.560 them

00:23:48.700 heroin

00:23:49.020 hitters

00:23:49.480 dog

00:23:49.800 wake

00:23:50.160 him

00:23:50.320 up

00:23:50.600 and

00:23:51.240 fucking

00:23:51.520 hit

00:23:51.700 him

00:23:51.800 with

00:23:51.940 that

00:23:52.100 vitamin

00:23:52.500 C

00:23:52.840 baby

00:23:53.200 slice

00:23:53.660 dog

00:23:54.060 that

00:23:55.280 anaranjado

00:23:56.900 and I

00:23:58.120 think that

00:23:58.420 means orange

00:23:59.100 in Spanish

00:24:00.900 what else

00:24:02.080 is going

00:24:02.580 on

00:24:03.140 I've been

00:24:03.560 trying

00:24:03.980 not to

00:24:04.500 masturbate

00:24:05.360 man

00:24:05.800 and

00:24:06.200 and I

00:24:09.840 haven't

00:24:10.160 been

00:24:10.300 having

00:24:10.560 any

00:24:10.840 luck

00:24:11.160 with

00:24:11.400 it

00:24:11.580 or

00:24:12.040 I

00:24:12.180 have

00:24:12.420 been

00:24:12.560 having

00:24:12.740 luck

00:24:13.040 with

00:24:13.220 it

00:24:13.480 or

00:24:13.700 but

00:24:14.000 I

00:24:14.120 haven't

00:24:14.580 I've

00:24:15.440 been

00:24:15.560 masturbating

00:24:16.220 that's

00:24:17.560 what I'm

00:24:17.840 saying

00:24:18.160 so

00:24:19.880 yeah I'm

00:24:21.820 not bad

00:24:22.260 or anything

00:24:22.620 I'm not a

00:24:23.060 bad guy

00:24:23.700 I just

00:24:24.600 been

00:24:25.880 masturbating

00:24:26.640 man

00:24:27.000 sometimes

00:24:29.340 I get

00:24:29.940 squirreled

00:24:30.580 out

00:24:30.920 you know

00:24:32.900 sometimes I

00:24:33.560 just get

00:24:33.980 so like

00:24:34.440 at night

00:24:34.900 sometimes I

00:24:35.620 get so

00:24:36.040 squirreled

00:24:36.600 out

00:24:36.940 and it

00:24:38.800 feel like

00:24:39.140 the devil

00:24:39.640 just put

00:24:40.120 damn 70

00:24:40.800 squirrels in

00:24:41.440 my fucking

00:24:41.800 arms

00:24:42.340 and I

00:24:43.960 just

00:24:44.160 I get

00:24:45.220 like that

00:24:45.800 and I

00:24:46.040 just have

00:24:46.300 to damn

00:24:46.760 I just

00:24:49.820 have to

00:24:50.020 make

00:24:50.220 something

00:24:50.540 come

00:24:51.000 you know

00:24:51.420 and I

00:24:53.700 hate to

00:24:53.980 say it

00:24:54.260 like that

00:24:54.620 but I

00:24:54.840 just

00:24:54.980 have to

00:24:55.260 damn

00:24:55.580 you know

00:24:57.660 I hate

00:24:57.880 to use

00:24:58.100 that language

00:24:58.540 but I

00:24:58.800 just

00:24:59.000 I gotta

00:25:00.020 make

00:25:00.280 something

00:25:00.560 you know

00:25:01.120 I just

00:25:01.460 feel like

00:25:01.900 I gotta

00:25:02.160 make

00:25:02.440 something

00:25:02.700 spray

00:25:03.140 and I'm

00:25:05.180 glad I'm

00:25:05.660 you know

00:25:05.960 at that

00:25:06.240 point I'm

00:25:06.600 glad I'm

00:25:06.920 doing it

00:25:07.220 to myself

00:25:07.780 and not

00:25:08.360 you know

00:25:11.140 on

00:25:11.420 you know

00:25:11.880 on taking

00:25:12.400 somebody else's

00:25:13.260 body or

00:25:13.920 you know

00:25:16.780 doing anything

00:25:18.400 wild you know

00:25:19.520 so

00:25:19.900 so yeah

00:25:21.640 sometimes

00:25:22.220 you just

00:25:22.580 gotta

00:25:22.820 you know

00:25:24.120 all you

00:25:24.460 got is

00:25:24.840 that

00:25:25.040 that

00:25:25.740 that

00:25:26.360 little

00:25:26.540 baby

00:25:26.880 griddle

00:25:27.360 you know

00:25:27.960 and you

00:25:28.340 gotta

00:25:28.500 grill

00:25:28.800 your own

00:25:29.200 cake

00:25:29.560 and that's

00:25:30.460 what I've

00:25:30.700 been doing

00:25:31.020 sometimes

00:25:31.400 so

00:25:31.800 I would

00:25:32.480 like to

00:25:32.760 back off

00:25:33.300 of that

00:25:33.640 especially

00:25:34.000 in the

00:25:34.340 summer

00:25:34.660 man

00:25:34.900 you don't

00:25:35.080 want to

00:25:35.240 be jerking

00:25:35.780 yourself

00:25:36.200 down

00:25:36.660 and then

00:25:37.000 the heat

00:25:37.480 hit

00:25:37.760 and you're

00:25:38.020 like

00:25:38.220 oh

00:25:38.540 fuck

00:25:39.000 I feel

00:25:40.200 like a

00:25:40.540 raisin

00:25:40.960 and I

00:25:41.120 don't

00:25:41.200 have

00:25:41.340 any

00:25:41.520 coom

00:25:41.860 in my

00:25:42.160 body

00:25:42.460 bro

00:25:42.640 I don't

00:25:42.820 have

00:25:42.960 any

00:25:43.120 of that

00:25:43.440 freaking

00:25:43.840 NUT

00:25:46.080 that

00:25:46.400 newt

00:25:46.900 so

00:25:47.880 I'll

00:25:49.120 tell you

00:25:49.340 this

00:25:49.560 it's

00:25:50.300 a

00:25:50.420 not

00:25:50.660 so

00:25:50.980 fun

00:25:51.540 fact

00:25:52.180 Americans

00:25:53.040 overspend

00:25:53.740 on

00:25:53.880 insurance

00:25:54.400 by

00:25:54.740 21

00:25:55.640 billion

00:25:56.200 dollars

00:25:56.620 every

00:25:56.860 year

00:25:57.240 not

00:25:58.660 shocked

00:25:59.160 I don't

00:25:59.720 know if

00:25:59.820 you've

00:26:00.000 met

00:26:00.160 some

00:26:00.360 of

00:26:00.460 these

00:26:00.700 Americans

00:26:01.460 but

00:26:02.720 they

00:26:03.280 are

00:26:04.360 a

00:26:04.700 trying

00:26:05.420 group

00:26:05.880 that's

00:26:07.000 where

00:26:07.120 the

00:26:07.300 zebra

00:26:07.600 can

00:26:07.880 help

00:26:08.120 you

00:26:08.320 the

00:26:09.260 zebra

00:26:09.960 compares

00:26:11.840 car and

00:26:12.320 home

00:26:12.480 insurance

00:26:12.820 quotes

00:26:13.100 from

00:26:13.260 every

00:26:13.540 major

00:26:13.840 provider

00:26:14.340 in

00:26:14.500 under

00:26:14.680 five

00:26:15.060 minutes

00:26:15.340 giving

00:26:15.640 you

00:26:15.800 all

00:26:15.960 the

00:26:16.120 facts

00:26:16.380 you

00:26:16.540 need

00:26:16.840 to

00:26:17.220 make

00:26:17.360 the

00:26:17.520 right

00:26:17.740 decision

00:26:18.220 all

00:26:18.760 for

00:26:19.060 free

00:26:19.340 it's

00:26:20.120 the

00:26:20.240 fastest

00:26:20.520 way

00:26:20.740 to

00:26:20.860 find

00:26:21.020 the

00:26:21.120 right

00:26:21.300 coverage

00:26:21.700 at

00:26:22.800 the

00:26:22.980 right

00:26:23.240 price

00:26:23.620 all

00:26:24.120 from

00:26:24.340 a

00:26:24.520 provider

00:26:25.120 that

00:26:26.100 you

00:26:26.200 can

00:26:26.360 trust

00:26:26.600 in

00:26:26.760 fact

00:26:26.980 the

00:26:27.220 zebra

00:26:27.720 it's

00:26:28.380 that

00:26:28.540 striped

00:26:28.980 trustworthy

00:26:29.480 friend

00:26:30.180 the

00:26:31.580 zebra

00:26:31.840 shoppers

00:26:32.360 save

00:26:32.580 an

00:26:32.680 average

00:26:32.900 of

00:26:33.060 $922

00:26:34.400 on

00:26:35.000 home

00:26:35.320 and

00:26:35.480 car

00:26:35.680 insurance

00:26:36.060 combined

00:26:36.560 it's

00:26:36.940 a lot

00:26:37.140 of

00:26:37.240 money

00:26:37.460 it's

00:26:38.400 almost

00:26:38.560 a

00:26:38.720 thousand

00:26:39.060 dollars

00:26:39.360 a

00:26:39.560 year

00:26:39.820 if

00:26:45.340 can

00:26:45.620 you

00:26:45.820 start

00:26:46.800 comparing

00:26:47.160 quotes

00:26:47.500 for

00:26:47.680 free

00:26:47.940 today

00:26:48.360 by

00:26:48.660 visiting

00:26:49.060 the

00:26:49.460 zebra

00:26:49.800 dot

00:26:50.200 com

00:26:50.500 slash

00:26:50.940 theo

00:26:51.440 that's

00:26:52.220 the

00:26:52.780 zebra

00:26:53.800 dot

00:26:55.280 com

00:26:55.720 slash

00:26:56.220 theo

00:26:56.860 save

00:26:57.620 your

00:26:57.800 money

00:26:58.040 use

00:26:58.460 it

00:26:58.560 for

00:26:58.680 something

00:26:58.940 you

00:26:59.160 enjoy

00:26:59.620 ah

00:27:01.480 here's

00:27:02.420 something

00:27:02.680 else

00:27:03.140 you should

00:27:04.200 know that

00:27:04.500 the

00:27:04.720 price

00:27:05.400 of

00:27:05.580 gold

00:27:06.320 if

00:27:07.300 you

00:27:07.400 remember

00:27:07.660 gold

00:27:08.180 from

00:27:08.440 the

00:27:08.600 15

00:27:08.980 and

00:27:09.180 1600s

00:27:10.200 has

00:27:11.280 been

00:27:11.460 all

00:27:11.680 over

00:27:11.900 the

00:27:12.060 place

00:27:12.340 lately

00:27:12.840 now

00:27:14.300 there's

00:27:14.520 a

00:27:14.660 new

00:27:14.860 way

00:27:15.080 to

00:27:15.220 buy

00:27:15.500 gold

00:27:15.980 through

00:27:16.400 a

00:27:16.540 company

00:27:16.820 called

00:27:17.240 Acre

00:27:17.800 it

00:27:18.780 lets

00:27:18.960 you

00:27:19.100 subscribe

00:27:19.520 to

00:27:20.200 gold

00:27:20.480 bars

00:27:20.880 for

00:27:21.440 as

00:27:21.580 little

00:27:21.720 as

00:27:21.900 $30

00:27:22.260 a

00:27:22.720 month

00:27:23.100 you

00:27:24.440 pay

00:27:24.660 each

00:27:24.960 month

00:27:25.280 and

00:27:25.440 once

00:27:25.720 your

00:27:25.880 gold

00:27:26.260 stash

00:27:26.800 reaches

00:27:27.580 the

00:27:28.740 price

00:27:29.200 of

00:27:29.400 their

00:27:29.640 gold

00:27:30.000 bars

00:27:30.540 they

00:27:31.260 discreetly

00:27:32.700 ship

00:27:33.140 you

00:27:33.600 Acre

00:27:34.520 gold

00:27:34.960 to

00:27:35.340 your

00:27:35.500 house

00:27:35.840 that's

00:27:36.540 right

00:27:36.820 fresh

00:27:37.660 Acre

00:27:38.160 gold

00:27:38.580 and

00:27:39.580 just

00:27:39.820 recently

00:27:40.280 Acre

00:27:41.000 has

00:27:42.040 introduced

00:27:42.420 a new

00:27:42.680 $100

00:27:43.000 a month

00:27:43.420 subscription

00:27:43.860 to a

00:27:44.680 five

00:27:45.120 gram

00:27:45.660 gold

00:27:46.860 bar

00:27:47.680 that's

00:27:48.100 right

00:27:48.360 Acre

00:27:49.420 lets

00:27:49.600 you

00:27:49.680 invest

00:27:49.940 in

00:27:50.080 physical

00:27:50.360 gold

00:27:50.580 without

00:27:50.800 coming

00:27:51.160 out

00:27:51.300 of

00:27:51.400 pocket

00:27:51.620 all

00:27:51.820 at

00:27:51.920 once

00:27:52.260 so

00:27:53.220 it's

00:27:53.440 that

00:27:53.660 gradual

00:27:54.460 plan

00:27:54.840 it's

00:27:55.020 that

00:27:55.160 staircase

00:27:55.560 baby

00:27:56.120 it's

00:27:58.280 that

00:27:58.440 staircase

00:27:58.840 baby

00:27:59.280 and that's

00:27:59.580 what I

00:27:59.860 am

00:28:00.080 I'm a

00:28:01.580 staircase

00:28:01.900 baby

00:28:02.420 visit

00:28:03.960 get

00:28:04.580 acre

00:28:05.160 gold

00:28:05.540 g

00:28:05.800 e

00:28:05.980 t

00:28:06.380 a

00:28:06.980 c

00:28:07.120 r

00:28:07.420 e

00:28:07.600 g

00:28:07.880 o

00:28:08.040 l

00:28:08.240 d

00:28:08.500 dot

00:28:08.880 com

00:28:09.220 slash

00:28:09.580 theo

00:28:10.000 and

00:28:10.860 start

00:28:11.160 investing

00:28:11.640 in

00:28:11.860 physical

00:28:12.260 gold

00:28:12.680 today

00:28:13.220 when

00:28:14.160 the

00:28:14.340 world

00:28:14.700 ends

00:28:15.100 when

00:28:15.280 the

00:28:15.420 money

00:28:15.640 is

00:28:15.840 all

00:28:16.100 gone

00:28:16.640 which

00:28:17.840 could

00:28:18.620 happen

00:28:19.000 the way

00:28:19.540 we're

00:28:19.720 headed

00:28:19.980 I

00:28:21.360 met a

00:28:21.600 homeless

00:28:21.800 guy

00:28:21.960 the other

00:28:22.160 day

00:28:22.280 he

00:28:22.420 gave

00:28:22.700 me

00:28:22.920 $40

00:28:23.640 make

00:28:25.760 sure

00:28:25.960 you

00:28:26.120 go to

00:28:26.320 this

00:28:26.480 URL

00:28:26.820 because

00:28:27.200 acre

00:28:27.580 is

00:28:27.780 giving

00:28:28.020 away

00:28:28.300 a

00:28:28.500 gold

00:28:28.740 bar

00:28:29.080 that's

00:28:29.460 right

00:28:29.700 to

00:28:30.140 qualify

00:28:30.480 for

00:28:30.720 the

00:28:30.840 giveaway

00:28:31.140 tweet

00:28:31.800 or

00:28:31.980 post

00:28:32.300 why

00:28:32.620 you

00:28:32.820 should

00:28:32.980 be

00:28:33.080 the

00:28:33.200 recipient

00:28:33.560 and

00:28:34.140 mention

00:28:34.540 at

00:28:35.100 acre

00:28:35.740 underscore

00:28:36.400 g

00:28:36.780 o

00:28:36.900 l

00:28:37.040 d

00:28:37.280 again

00:28:38.400 that's

00:28:38.820 get

00:28:39.240 acre

00:28:39.620 gold

00:28:39.960 dot

00:28:40.240 com

00:28:40.520 slash

00:28:41.000 theo

00:28:41.480 where

00:28:42.080 you

00:28:42.200 can

00:28:42.360 figure

00:28:42.620 it

00:28:42.780 all

00:28:42.940 out

00:28:43.180 thank

00:28:43.620 you

00:28:43.760 acre

00:28:43.940 gold

00:28:44.280 for

00:28:44.720 supporting

00:28:45.200 the

00:28:45.800 show

00:28:46.080 you

00:28:49.040 know

00:28:49.480 I've

00:28:50.480 been

00:28:50.620 having

00:28:50.940 a

00:28:51.180 tough

00:28:51.420 time

00:28:52.000 with

00:28:52.340 um

00:28:52.940 the

00:28:54.020 sonic

00:28:54.560 commercial

00:28:55.060 is

00:28:55.360 that

00:28:55.560 the

00:28:55.780 only

00:28:56.300 place

00:28:57.860 that

00:28:58.060 we

00:28:58.200 are

00:28:58.320 eating

00:28:58.580 now

00:28:58.940 is

00:29:00.580 that

00:29:00.780 it

00:29:01.080 every

00:29:02.980 commercial

00:29:03.400 I see

00:29:03.760 it's

00:29:03.920 just

00:29:04.120 sonic

00:29:04.600 it's

00:29:06.200 like

00:29:06.340 hey

00:29:06.760 is

00:29:07.180 that

00:29:07.280 the

00:29:07.440 best

00:29:07.700 we

00:29:07.900 can

00:29:08.060 do

00:29:08.240 as

00:29:08.400 a

00:29:08.540 family

00:29:08.840 now

00:29:09.020 is

00:29:09.160 to

00:29:09.300 sit

00:29:09.900 together

00:29:10.300 in

00:29:10.480 a

00:29:10.660 car

00:29:11.140 somewhere

00:29:11.700 there's

00:29:14.520 some

00:29:14.760 kid

00:29:15.240 he's

00:29:15.500 like

00:29:15.740 he's

00:29:16.720 11

00:29:17.380 genders

00:29:18.180 he's

00:29:18.540 got

00:29:18.660 that

00:29:18.860 coin

00:29:19.300 thing

00:29:19.600 on

00:29:19.800 his

00:29:20.000 belt

00:29:20.360 or

00:29:20.540 her

00:29:20.760 belt

00:29:21.160 or

00:29:21.280 on

00:29:21.400 his

00:29:21.560 neck

00:29:22.120 he's

00:29:23.280 on

00:29:23.420 suicide

00:29:23.980 watch

00:29:24.820 he's

00:29:25.040 on

00:29:25.200 a

00:29:25.620 ransom

00:29:26.940 list

00:29:27.380 he's

00:29:27.600 an

00:29:27.780 orphan

00:29:28.260 he's

00:29:28.760 a

00:29:28.960 he's

00:29:29.860 a

00:29:30.020 burn

00:29:30.340 victim

00:29:30.620 it's

00:29:30.840 it's

00:29:31.840 always

00:29:32.100 somebody

00:29:32.520 that

00:29:32.700 works

00:29:33.000 there

00:29:33.220 they have

00:29:33.620 every

00:29:34.280 impediment

00:29:35.620 you could

00:29:36.020 have

00:29:36.460 you know

00:29:37.620 the guy

00:29:37.980 been hit

00:29:38.400 by a

00:29:38.760 car

00:29:39.140 he's

00:29:39.380 been

00:29:39.620 hit

00:29:39.980 by a

00:29:40.320 truck

00:29:40.800 you know

00:29:42.640 it's

00:29:42.980 like

00:29:43.280 it's

00:29:44.840 definitely

00:29:45.260 somebody

00:29:45.700 that God

00:29:46.220 is looking

00:29:46.700 for

00:29:47.160 okay

00:29:47.640 that's

00:29:48.560 who

00:29:48.680 is

00:29:48.920 the

00:29:49.120 employee

00:29:49.640 and

00:29:51.960 they

00:29:52.100 used

00:29:52.280 to

00:29:52.440 roller

00:29:52.740 skate

00:29:53.020 out

00:29:53.280 to

00:29:53.460 you

00:29:53.680 you know

00:29:54.740 kind

00:29:55.000 of

00:29:55.120 cute

00:29:55.480 little

00:29:56.640 scary

00:29:57.060 when

00:29:57.240 the

00:29:57.360 girl

00:29:57.580 come

00:29:58.060 out

00:29:58.200 on

00:29:58.300 roller

00:29:58.440 skates

00:29:58.760 is

00:29:58.920 pregnant

00:29:59.340 that's

00:29:59.740 the

00:29:59.880 spooky

00:30:00.200 one

00:30:00.420 you're

00:30:00.580 like

00:30:00.720 okay

00:30:01.080 we

00:30:02.500 just

00:30:02.660 wanted

00:30:02.860 a

00:30:02.980 couple

00:30:03.140 blizzards

00:30:03.580 we don't

00:30:03.880 want

00:30:04.140 no

00:30:04.420 zygote

00:30:05.280 but

00:30:05.660 I hope

00:30:06.960 Henrietta

00:30:07.520 don't trip

00:30:08.080 on one

00:30:08.420 of these

00:30:08.660 cracks

00:30:09.040 in the

00:30:09.300 pavement

00:30:09.660 you know

00:30:10.520 we'll

00:30:11.760 just

00:30:12.020 you know

00:30:12.600 God

00:30:13.000 forbid

00:30:13.440 you know

00:30:14.360 she lose

00:30:14.900 her child

00:30:15.400 because we

00:30:15.880 wanted a

00:30:16.340 damn

00:30:16.620 McFlazzel

00:30:17.380 and then

00:30:19.240 the family

00:30:19.760 your family

00:30:20.180 sitting in

00:30:20.860 there

00:30:21.040 dad's

00:30:21.600 in the

00:30:21.840 front

00:30:22.000 I just

00:30:22.640 wonder

00:30:23.020 what is

00:30:25.480 at least

00:30:27.740 when I

00:30:28.060 was a

00:30:28.320 kid

00:30:28.460 we went

00:30:28.800 to the

00:30:29.060 pizza

00:30:29.380 hut

00:30:29.740 we went

00:30:31.580 in there

00:30:32.080 my dad

00:30:34.020 got a

00:30:34.460 beer

00:30:34.720 or pulled

00:30:35.340 one out

00:30:35.800 of his

00:30:36.040 pocket

00:30:36.440 that he

00:30:36.820 brought

00:30:37.200 in there

00:30:37.680 and asked

00:30:38.460 for a

00:30:38.740 cold

00:30:39.000 glass

00:30:39.520 my

00:30:42.320 mom

00:30:42.920 sat

00:30:45.060 kinda

00:30:45.520 near my

00:30:46.000 dad

00:30:46.360 I don't

00:30:48.480 think she

00:30:48.860 cared about

00:30:49.380 him but

00:30:49.800 I do

00:30:50.220 think she

00:30:50.760 wanted

00:30:51.380 pizza

00:30:52.780 I really

00:30:54.480 do

00:30:54.780 and

00:30:57.000 we would

00:30:57.600 sit in

00:30:58.080 there

00:30:58.340 they would

00:30:58.720 give us

00:30:59.040 some

00:30:59.220 quarters

00:30:59.580 my dad

00:31:00.000 always had

00:31:00.440 quarters

00:31:00.920 you know

00:31:02.780 he was

00:31:03.020 older

00:31:04.120 they had

00:31:05.640 quarters

00:31:05.980 they used

00:31:06.340 to have

00:31:06.560 quarters

00:31:06.920 and he

00:31:10.540 would get

00:31:10.880 a couple

00:31:11.200 out

00:31:11.420 give them

00:31:11.720 to us

00:31:12.000 we'd go

00:31:12.300 play the

00:31:12.640 video games

00:31:13.380 we lose

00:31:14.520 sometimes

00:31:14.860 we fuck

00:31:15.420 up

00:31:15.600 we put

00:31:15.940 it takes

00:31:16.760 three quarters

00:31:17.280 you put

00:31:17.620 in one

00:31:18.200 you're

00:31:18.800 fucked

00:31:19.040 you know

00:31:19.940 you didn't

00:31:20.560 read the

00:31:20.900 direction

00:31:21.340 you're just

00:31:21.800 hitting the

00:31:22.180 button

00:31:22.480 nothing

00:31:22.800 happens

00:31:23.480 you tell

00:31:25.160 the guy

00:31:25.620 there

00:31:25.920 he doesn't

00:31:26.220 know

00:31:26.360 he makes

00:31:26.680 pizza

00:31:27.020 you tell

00:31:27.320 the delivery

00:31:28.080 guys

00:31:28.460 you're like

00:31:28.860 the quarter

00:31:29.320 he's like

00:31:29.680 I'm high

00:31:32.320 I just got

00:31:32.740 robbed

00:31:33.260 you're like

00:31:33.700 we're getting

00:31:35.500 robbed

00:31:35.900 everybody's

00:31:37.700 getting robbed

00:31:39.180 and then we

00:31:41.920 played a game

00:31:42.520 and then when

00:31:42.840 we'd have

00:31:43.120 any more

00:31:43.340 we would

00:31:43.660 look under

00:31:44.120 the machine

00:31:44.500 one of us

00:31:45.740 would

00:31:45.900 we would

00:31:46.520 use all

00:31:47.100 of our

00:31:47.360 little baby

00:31:48.060 strength

00:31:48.400 to lift

00:31:48.980 the machine

00:31:49.500 up

00:31:49.720 somebody

00:31:49.960 would reach

00:31:50.360 under there

00:31:50.960 pull out

00:31:52.240 half a

00:31:52.780 hamster

00:31:53.260 full of

00:31:53.700 hair

00:31:53.980 pull out

00:31:55.880 half a

00:31:56.320 hamster

00:31:57.260 of hair

00:31:57.740 four

00:32:00.140 barrettes

00:32:01.260 you know

00:32:03.640 and maybe

00:32:04.760 maybe a

00:32:05.520 quarter

00:32:05.820 maybe a

00:32:07.860 quarter

00:32:08.080 comes out

00:32:08.560 with it

00:32:08.920 then we

00:32:10.980 get the

00:32:11.380 pizza

00:32:11.720 the deep

00:32:12.340 dish

00:32:12.620 pizza

00:32:13.360 hut

00:32:13.660 used to

00:32:14.020 have

00:32:14.160 the

00:32:14.340 best

00:32:14.660 pizza

00:32:15.120 pizza

00:32:17.040 hut

00:32:17.300 is a

00:32:18.000 crust

00:32:18.680 of its

00:32:19.340 former

00:32:19.620 self

00:32:20.040 now

00:32:21.240 they're

00:32:21.480 shooting

00:32:21.840 the

00:32:22.040 fucking

00:32:22.300 crust

00:32:22.780 up

00:32:23.780 with

00:32:23.940 cheese

00:32:24.500 it's

00:32:24.740 like

00:32:24.960 you know

00:32:27.180 it's like

00:32:27.460 that Bob

00:32:27.920 Baffert

00:32:28.360 scandal

00:32:28.820 you know

00:32:30.120 you don't

00:32:30.440 know what

00:32:30.820 they're

00:32:30.980 injecting

00:32:31.520 into this

00:32:31.940 shit

00:32:32.140 to get

00:32:32.540 you to

00:32:32.800 believe

00:32:33.100 in it

00:32:33.500 I

00:32:34.940 remember

00:32:35.380 when the

00:32:35.780 crust

00:32:36.160 stood

00:32:36.460 on its

00:32:36.840 own

00:32:37.200 you know

00:32:40.200 when is

00:32:40.780 a real

00:32:41.280 Italian

00:32:41.880 gonna make

00:32:43.320 a pizza

00:32:43.820 place

00:32:44.400 that has

00:32:45.280 some

00:32:45.540 freaking

00:32:46.180 zagoon

00:32:47.620 huh

00:32:48.000 when you

00:32:49.780 gonna put

00:32:50.180 some real

00:32:50.840 gonads

00:32:52.160 on the

00:32:53.480 fucking

00:32:54.280 pie

00:32:55.120 so we

00:32:56.680 can enjoy

00:32:57.360 it again

00:32:57.980 this shit

00:32:59.740 out here

00:33:00.040 domino

00:33:00.640 it's just a

00:33:01.200 flavor

00:33:01.680 it's not

00:33:02.180 even a

00:33:02.640 thing

00:33:02.920 it's not

00:33:03.340 even

00:33:03.620 it's barely

00:33:04.920 pizza

00:33:05.540 and

00:33:09.700 Sonic

00:33:10.220 you're

00:33:10.440 sitting

00:33:10.680 dad's

00:33:11.240 in the

00:33:11.460 front

00:33:11.640 it's like

00:33:11.900 the best

00:33:12.300 we can

00:33:12.560 do as

00:33:12.780 a family

00:33:13.160 is dry

00:33:13.700 sit in

00:33:14.300 the car

00:33:14.900 you got

00:33:16.880 the kid

00:33:17.320 in the

00:33:17.560 back

00:33:17.920 he has

00:33:18.220 probably

00:33:18.620 asthma

00:33:19.780 and autism

00:33:20.720 and

00:33:21.420 asthmatism

00:33:22.340 he fucking

00:33:22.760 can't breathe

00:33:23.520 or know

00:33:23.960 what's going

00:33:24.420 on

00:33:24.740 if there's

00:33:25.340 loud

00:33:25.600 noises

00:33:26.080 it just

00:33:26.900 you know

00:33:27.920 dad's up

00:33:28.480 there

00:33:28.620 spilling

00:33:28.980 chili

00:33:29.440 on

00:33:29.700 himself

00:33:30.300 mom's

00:33:32.800 over there

00:33:33.320 huffing

00:33:33.820 birth

00:33:34.160 control

00:33:34.720 you know

00:33:36.780 it just

00:33:37.840 I just

00:33:38.360 don't

00:33:38.640 know

00:33:39.200 it used

00:33:40.880 to be

00:33:41.180 at least

00:33:41.540 on the

00:33:41.820 commercials

00:33:42.280 they were

00:33:43.500 around

00:33:44.180 a dinner

00:33:44.780 table

00:33:45.300 now it's

00:33:48.600 like hey

00:33:49.120 drive over

00:33:49.820 here

00:33:50.360 you know

00:33:53.800 park here

00:33:54.800 by the

00:33:55.200 freaking

00:33:55.480 busy road

00:33:56.500 oh

00:33:57.360 smell the

00:33:57.940 exhaust

00:33:58.660 while little

00:34:00.000 Lawrence

00:34:00.660 in the

00:34:00.960 back seat

00:34:01.660 chokes

00:34:03.260 on his

00:34:03.660 damn

00:34:03.900 grilled

00:34:04.320 cheese

00:34:04.940 I don't

00:34:07.220 know

00:34:07.360 maybe I'm

00:34:07.800 salty

00:34:08.140 about it

00:34:08.440 I don't

00:34:08.620 know why

00:34:08.880 I'm

00:34:09.000 salty

00:34:09.200 about it

00:34:09.440 I like

00:34:09.820 it

00:34:10.040 I like

00:34:12.080 it

00:34:12.200 it takes

00:34:12.820 forever

00:34:13.200 though

00:34:13.560 at least

00:34:14.560 there used

00:34:15.000 to be

00:34:15.240 the roller

00:34:15.640 skating

00:34:16.080 girl

00:34:16.480 you know

00:34:17.820 you see

00:34:18.220 a couple

00:34:18.520 young

00:34:18.940 tits

00:34:19.320 come out

00:34:19.700 on some

00:34:20.040 wheels

00:34:20.480 you know

00:34:21.820 make you

00:34:23.260 touch your

00:34:23.680 fucking

00:34:23.960 crotch

00:34:24.360 for a

00:34:24.680 second

00:34:24.960 but now

00:34:27.540 you know

00:34:28.240 who knows

00:34:29.940 what it

00:34:30.280 is now

00:34:30.800 it's just

00:34:31.140 damn

00:34:31.380 you know

00:34:31.780 it's some

00:34:32.940 kid

00:34:33.260 he comes

00:34:33.580 to the

00:34:33.780 way

00:34:33.900 he tells

00:34:34.180 you he's

00:34:34.400 an orphan

00:34:34.860 he's like

00:34:37.400 you know

00:34:37.660 I'm an

00:34:37.900 orphan

00:34:38.200 I'm like

00:34:39.240 do you

00:34:39.660 have the

00:34:40.280 burgers

00:34:40.780 okay

00:34:42.700 we're not

00:34:44.520 here

00:34:44.980 for anything

00:34:47.280 but the

00:34:49.700 burgers

00:34:50.620 do you

00:34:52.840 have the

00:34:53.460 burgers

00:34:54.020 do you

00:34:57.480 have the

00:34:57.740 burgers

00:34:58.460 hey

00:35:00.920 do you

00:35:02.300 have

00:35:03.040 the

00:35:03.960 burgers

00:35:04.660 he's like

00:35:08.180 I used

00:35:08.700 to be in

00:35:08.980 a wheelchair

00:35:09.280 you're like

00:35:09.600 do you

00:35:10.340 have the

00:35:10.720 burgers

00:35:11.060 I can't

00:35:15.600 live

00:35:15.740 downstairs

00:35:16.260 anymore

00:35:16.860 baby

00:35:17.280 because you

00:35:17.920 know where

00:35:18.340 I am

00:35:18.840 amen

00:35:20.180 baby

00:35:20.520 praise

00:35:20.840 god

00:35:21.120 rat

00:35:21.360 king

00:35:21.660 oh

00:35:26.480 what else

00:35:29.340 what else

00:35:32.220 happened

00:35:32.780 I got

00:35:34.260 some plants

00:35:34.880 I got

00:35:35.100 some dang

00:35:35.520 marigolds

00:35:36.500 I got

00:35:38.080 some azaleas

00:35:39.080 I put

00:35:41.640 in I

00:35:42.000 installed

00:35:42.480 them

00:35:42.720 bastards

00:35:43.260 went over

00:35:44.720 there to

00:35:45.040 Home Depot

00:35:45.660 and

00:35:46.180 and the

00:35:48.520 crazy thing

00:35:48.960 about Home

00:35:49.240 Depot

00:35:49.420 they give

00:35:49.820 you that

00:35:50.080 cart

00:35:50.500 in the

00:35:50.820 plant

00:35:51.100 section

00:35:51.520 it has

00:35:54.220 like 12

00:35:55.060 wheels

00:35:55.440 but it

00:35:55.760 also only

00:35:56.680 somehow

00:35:57.180 has

00:35:57.760 two wheels

00:35:59.560 you know

00:36:00.780 it like

00:36:02.320 it doesn't

00:36:03.440 go any

00:36:04.140 direction

00:36:04.880 really

00:36:05.240 it looks

00:36:07.120 like kind

00:36:07.480 of a piece

00:36:08.060 of a merry-go-round

00:36:09.240 that got

00:36:09.740 taken apart

00:36:10.460 you're like

00:36:12.320 I know

00:36:12.700 where I'll

00:36:13.160 just take

00:36:13.640 this

00:36:13.880 right

00:36:14.120 over

00:36:14.340 freaking

00:36:17.600 kill

00:36:17.940 some

00:36:18.180 contractor

00:36:19.040 you're just

00:36:20.340 trying to

00:36:20.660 buy a

00:36:21.080 damn

00:36:21.400 gradioli

00:36:22.880 what else

00:36:28.440 man

00:36:28.840 let's go

00:36:30.380 to a call

00:36:30.840 we got

00:36:31.120 a lot

00:36:31.360 of cool

00:36:31.680 stuff

00:36:32.180 here's

00:36:33.820 something

00:36:34.020 that happened

00:36:34.560 in the

00:36:34.820 news

00:36:35.480 a good

00:36:36.480 thing out

00:36:36.560 a sign

00:36:37.260 and down

00:36:38.220 goes

00:36:38.440 Tony

00:36:38.700 Martin

00:36:38.960 oh

00:36:39.720 Tony

00:36:40.100 Martin

00:36:40.360 you hate

00:36:40.720 to see

00:36:41.040 this

00:36:41.280 you know

00:36:41.540 I don't

00:36:42.520 know what I think

00:36:43.140 of this yet

00:36:43.500 I'm going to have to take a day to process what I think of the spectators on the side of the road

00:36:46.680 but yeah unfortunately Tony Martin

00:36:48.480 and that is the tour de France you know which is basically steroid and biking I've met other friends in it they're all this whole thing is just a damn dope show I mean it's basically Maryland Manson but everybody's real athletic it's everybody's out here it's all just I mean they're drinking each other's blood at night they're doing it all you know these people's on antifreeze over freeze death that's

00:36:53.780 which is basically steroiding and biking i've met other friends in it they're all this whole

00:36:59.800 thing is just a damn dope show i mean it's basically maryland manson but everybody's

00:37:05.720 real athletic it's everybody's out here it's all just i mean they're drinking each other's

00:37:11.400 blood at night they're doing it all you know these people's on antifreeze over freeze death

00:37:17.660 decadent they're shooting 200 damn things of decadent right into their damn armpit

00:37:23.140 testosterone uh everything these guys are fired up they're french and they're fired up

00:37:32.100 and somebody got in the way with a sign i'm not gonna say who it was it was a woman

00:37:37.760 and i'm not gonna say who it was we don't they allegedly i don't know if they know who it was

00:37:43.200 yet but some lady some meme making fuck whistle okay and yeah i'm fired up today

00:37:53.960 got in the way with a sign so they could get a cute video while the french

00:38:03.900 okay no matter what you think about them um are doing this shit

00:38:12.940 and i think they should have let the guys

00:38:19.960 i think you almost got to let them go back and run over the lady's legs with the bike

00:38:27.040 that's

00:38:37.000 it seems fair

00:38:40.560 got some shows added

00:38:43.540 st louis

00:38:45.840 we have it might be sold out if it is we might add another one

00:38:50.320 cincinnati you can get tickets charlotte you can get tickets still and durham

00:38:58.360 chattanooga

00:39:00.420 show added there knoxville wilmington wilkes bar

00:39:06.820 minneapolis

00:39:09.280 richmond baltimore portland maine

00:39:12.460 burlington vermont

00:39:14.920 uh albany show added

00:39:18.020 buffalo

00:39:19.460 at klein hans music hall

00:39:22.180 in columbus we've added a show over there

00:39:24.480 and uh

00:39:25.620 i'm gonna say thank you man

00:39:28.320 you know

00:39:30.100 i think i was really scared over the pandemic

00:39:32.820 you know i just said when i get back out there

00:39:35.180 will people come and see it

00:39:37.020 you know

00:39:39.180 and so i'm excited to know that uh

00:39:41.660 that you guys are coming in

00:39:43.300 and i'm gonna bring some heat man

00:39:44.960 i'm gonna bring a little bit of heat

00:39:47.260 so

00:39:48.140 get your chapstick on your face

00:39:51.000 okay

00:39:52.160 because daddy's about to blaze them eyebrows off

00:39:56.060 you know what i'm saying

00:39:56.800 gang

00:39:57.760 gang

00:39:58.820 boy

00:39:59.340 i'll eat one of my damn nuts bro

00:40:02.340 you know what i'm saying

00:40:04.540 and say i didn't fam

00:40:05.980 gang shit

00:40:07.300 all right

00:40:13.260 but that was a tour to france

00:40:14.580 and that's what's going on

00:40:15.660 that's what happens when you're fucking around out there

00:40:18.340 so

00:40:19.760 you know uh

00:40:22.980 and everybody

00:40:23.960 it's just you can't

00:40:24.760 it's just

00:40:25.180 we've come to that place

00:40:26.520 where it's more about the

00:40:27.940 picture of the thing

00:40:29.380 than even the event

00:40:30.760 is going on

00:40:32.200 it's more about the meme

00:40:33.540 it's more about the moment

00:40:35.080 it's interesting

00:40:40.280 because it's

00:40:40.860 the minutia

00:40:42.040 it's more

00:40:42.840 but also

00:40:49.040 would anyone even know

00:40:49.960 about the tour to france

00:40:50.860 if this lady wasn't standing there

00:40:52.060 with a sign

00:40:52.620 would anybody even know

00:40:55.620 that these freaking

00:40:58.480 roid monsters

00:40:59.540 who are blowing their nuts out

00:41:01.280 remember

00:41:04.160 Lance Armstrong

00:41:05.620 blew one of his damn nuts out

00:41:07.420 shooting up

00:41:08.200 i mean

00:41:13.040 that you know

00:41:13.860 if he stands

00:41:16.040 if he stands on his head

00:41:17.020 that's like a

00:41:17.600 it's like a seal

00:41:19.000 with a ball on his nose

00:41:20.180 you know

00:41:21.200 that dude's one riding bro

00:41:23.060 and he

00:41:24.020 he

00:41:26.280 and at least we knew

00:41:29.020 because he won so many

00:41:30.240 but if the sign

00:41:32.580 shit doesn't

00:41:33.040 maybe it could all be a ploy

00:41:35.220 it could all be a ploy

00:41:38.540 to get us to watch

00:41:40.240 so

00:41:41.260 here's a couple of

00:41:42.800 video questions

00:41:43.600 that came in

00:41:44.120 i want to thank you guys

00:41:44.900 for sending them

00:41:45.980 in

00:41:46.740 what's up guys

00:41:49.440 video quick question

00:41:50.980 my roommate's dating

00:41:52.360 a roller derby chick

00:41:53.440 she's 6'3

00:41:54.260 has a

00:41:55.400 pretty crazy mullet

00:41:57.400 it's nothing like yours

00:41:58.580 every time

00:42:00.960 she comes home

00:42:01.760 with my roommate

00:42:03.100 she wants to fight me

00:42:04.700 tickle me

00:42:05.260 she's always saying

00:42:06.540 really rude things to me

00:42:07.660 what do you think

00:42:08.540 i should do about this

00:42:09.400 because i can't hit her

00:42:10.160 i can easily

00:42:10.900 eat the shit out of her

00:42:12.100 but she's pretty big

00:42:13.100 she wants to act like a guy

00:42:14.340 should i treat her like a dude

00:42:15.280 or

00:42:15.520 should i just treat her like

00:42:16.900 some weirdo

00:42:17.460 at the gas station

00:42:18.380 you know i was at the gas station

00:42:22.440 the other night man

00:42:23.360 and it's

00:42:24.160 shit is lit out there

00:42:26.180 there's a fella there

00:42:28.960 i swear was bobby lee

00:42:30.140 okay

00:42:31.400 and bobby will deny it

00:42:34.100 because he's

00:42:34.900 sleeping

00:42:36.920 you know

00:42:39.620 no wonder you live forever

00:42:40.720 if you're asian

00:42:41.180 if you sleep

00:42:41.980 21 hours a day

00:42:45.160 then you probably

00:42:47.180 gonna live a long time

00:42:49.260 so

00:42:51.820 i think a big gal

00:42:53.800 like that

00:42:54.160 take her back

00:42:54.820 man

00:42:55.100 i think once a woman

00:42:57.460 gets up over 6'2

00:42:58.760 they ought to say

00:42:59.660 it's a man

00:43:00.240 and i'll say that again

00:43:05.580 i think once a woman

00:43:06.520 gets up over 6'2

00:43:08.100 there should be

00:43:11.160 you know

00:43:12.140 i don't know how tall you are

00:43:13.140 brother

00:43:13.460 that sent this in

00:43:14.340 blake

00:43:14.760 you know

00:43:15.900 and thank you for the question

00:43:16.800 brother gang

00:43:17.320 praise god

00:43:18.080 don't let the lord miss you man

00:43:22.260 you know

00:43:24.940 i told someone

00:43:25.480 i say

00:43:25.820 you know

00:43:26.080 one time i said

00:43:26.700 man i'm

00:43:27.340 really looking for the lord

00:43:28.520 and they said

00:43:28.900 the lord ain't lost

00:43:29.820 and that hit me

00:43:34.160 that hit me right in the dick

00:43:35.380 man

00:43:35.680 sorry man

00:43:37.360 i'm really

00:43:37.760 and i'm not sorry

00:43:39.760 you know

00:43:42.440 i gotta let some of this

00:43:43.100 stress on everybody

00:43:43.760 i have had

00:43:44.440 so much stress

00:43:45.360 in my neck

00:43:46.480 and top of my right

00:43:48.460 part of my back

00:43:49.120 for a year and a half

00:43:50.020 it will not go away

00:43:51.640 i do not know

00:43:53.680 what is going on

00:43:54.680 i'm 20 days off

00:43:57.800 caffeine right now

00:43:58.720 thinking maybe that

00:44:00.060 could help

00:44:00.560 so

00:44:03.020 but

00:44:03.940 i'm not complaining

00:44:04.880 here's what i'm saying bro

00:44:06.040 i think at a certain point

00:44:07.220 a 5-3 guy

00:44:08.140 should be able to fight

00:44:08.900 a 6-2 woman

00:44:09.740 and you're thinking

00:44:16.500 about it too right now

00:44:17.460 and you're not really

00:44:18.260 disagreeing

00:44:18.940 so

00:44:20.240 i think

00:44:22.640 yeah

00:44:22.960 i think you definitely

00:44:24.540 should not

00:44:25.300 you know

00:44:26.980 i think you can take her

00:44:28.300 back though

00:44:28.820 i think you can like

00:44:29.860 wrestle her

00:44:31.820 you know

00:44:34.460 and the times are

00:44:35.080 changing man

00:44:35.660 it's trans now

00:44:36.440 it's like they got

00:44:37.200 women fighting men

00:44:38.580 they got sheep

00:44:39.340 fighting people

00:44:40.240 lamar odom beat

00:44:42.040 the last bit of

00:44:42.920 sexuality out of

00:44:43.960 damn

00:44:44.280 uh

00:44:45.940 aaron

00:44:48.220 uh

00:44:48.960 chalmer

00:44:50.260 so

00:44:52.700 what the hell

00:44:53.920 you know

00:44:54.300 that's where we are

00:44:56.140 would it be shocking

00:44:58.360 i think as long as you

00:44:59.620 put it online

00:45:00.340 and let people bet on it

00:45:01.420 you got

00:45:01.720 you could fucking attack

00:45:02.660 her at the house

00:45:03.180 if you want

00:45:03.520 but i don't know that

00:45:05.140 you know

00:45:07.640 i would ask your friend

00:45:08.700 and see what he thinks

00:45:10.220 man i think you have

00:45:11.100 a middle person there

00:45:12.260 but i would definitely

00:45:14.660 wrestle with her

00:45:15.520 you know

00:45:17.400 or tickle that bitch

00:45:19.020 real hard dog

00:45:19.920 you know

00:45:25.240 so praise god brother

00:45:28.500 thank you brother

00:45:29.300 thank you

00:45:30.200 for being a part of my life

00:45:31.880 um

00:45:35.300 i'll have my nephews

00:45:36.420 in here in a few minutes

00:45:37.420 let me get into a little more

00:45:38.540 here's a video question

00:45:39.560 that came in

00:45:40.120 these are all video ones

00:45:41.940 what's up mr vaughn

00:45:43.940 charles here from

00:45:44.800 pemberton bc

00:45:45.660 what's up

00:45:46.840 pemberton bc man

00:45:48.040 um

00:45:49.320 not sure that is

00:45:50.740 before christ

00:45:51.880 so i don't even know

00:45:55.160 i

00:45:55.360 you know

00:45:56.140 and i believe in god

00:45:57.040 i i don't know

00:45:58.180 i don't know

00:46:01.040 where this

00:46:01.760 maybe this is a

00:46:03.440 pemberton bc man

00:46:05.460 i'm gonna have to look it up

00:46:06.480 and maybe go to a service day

00:46:08.660 or something man

00:46:09.300 um

00:46:10.560 thank you brother

00:46:11.640 onward

00:46:12.020 got a quick question

00:46:12.900 for you

00:46:13.360 you ever try to

00:46:14.600 snowmobile up before

00:46:15.460 they're a big thing

00:46:17.060 out here

00:46:17.320 just wondering if you

00:46:18.000 ever give a shot

00:46:18.820 or what you think of them

00:46:19.720 gang gang

00:46:20.640 gang baby

00:46:21.540 snowmobiling

00:46:22.380 and that's the lord

00:46:24.400 if you can't walk on water

00:46:25.540 i guess at least

00:46:26.280 you could freaking

00:46:26.840 ride on uh

00:46:28.060 frozen water

00:46:29.040 and so i like what you

00:46:32.200 guys are doing out there

00:46:33.200 and seeing with god

00:46:34.160 likes y'all being out

00:46:35.040 in the cold

00:46:35.780 you know god will let

00:46:37.080 you out in the cold

00:46:37.760 but at a certain point

00:46:39.160 he shuts it down

00:46:39.940 and you die

00:46:40.540 that's the risky part

00:46:43.040 about it baby

00:46:43.600 is that second part

00:46:44.580 so

00:46:45.740 let's see what we got

00:46:47.880 right here

00:46:48.280 here's a question

00:46:48.820 that came in from a

00:46:49.860 uh

00:46:50.720 pretty much a white guy

00:46:52.840 what up theo

00:46:54.580 this is jackson

00:46:55.380 larson coming at you

00:46:56.280 from uh

00:46:57.000 grand rapids michigan

00:46:58.260 grand rapids baby

00:47:00.040 good place to get

00:47:01.080 some uh

00:47:01.860 food at night

00:47:02.900 and um

00:47:05.020 and wish you had a

00:47:06.520 different wife

00:47:07.180 i noticed that a little

00:47:08.060 bit when i was there

00:47:08.720 people kind of

00:47:09.740 you know

00:47:10.860 hugging their wife

00:47:11.640 but kind of looking

00:47:12.320 around so

00:47:13.140 thank you jackson

00:47:14.300 onward

00:47:14.620 just wondering

00:47:15.420 if you got any

00:47:16.440 advice for uh

00:47:17.680 couple of dudes

00:47:19.460 uh

00:47:20.040 renting a house

00:47:20.700 together

00:47:21.040 i know you've been

00:47:21.840 a uh

00:47:22.500 an adult tenant

00:47:23.760 and um

00:47:25.340 i just wondered

00:47:27.600 if you got any

00:47:28.160 advice for uh

00:47:29.340 i don't know

00:47:30.680 just

00:47:31.000 living on your own

00:47:32.900 for the first time

00:47:33.720 figuring it all out

00:47:34.840 yeah i think

00:47:36.780 if you's a fella

00:47:37.500 living on your own

00:47:38.420 you gotta really

00:47:39.140 have a good time

00:47:40.000 and this one thing

00:47:41.720 that goes back to

00:47:42.500 even just being at

00:47:43.180 that sober living

00:47:43.940 place last week

00:47:44.700 i wanna have a good

00:47:45.900 time

00:47:46.340 you're around

00:47:48.480 people utilize that

00:47:49.900 don't isolate

00:47:51.360 you know

00:47:53.580 in college

00:47:54.060 i lived with

00:47:54.520 a fella

00:47:54.920 and he was

00:47:56.640 kind of an

00:47:57.000 exotic dancer

00:47:57.820 kind of guy

00:47:58.400 and he

00:47:58.720 he tried to

00:47:59.340 kill himself

00:47:59.680 he jumped out

00:48:00.280 of a

00:48:00.620 out of the

00:48:01.160 window

00:48:01.520 one story

00:48:02.720 building

00:48:03.120 we're on

00:48:03.580 first floor

00:48:04.040 dude

00:48:04.420 tried to

00:48:05.480 jump out

00:48:06.020 and

00:48:06.280 didn't do

00:48:07.640 shit

00:48:07.980 just got

00:48:09.000 stuck

00:48:09.280 outside

00:48:09.780 but um

00:48:11.820 but yeah man

00:48:15.280 i think you

00:48:15.720 just gotta

00:48:16.080 spend time

00:48:16.640 together man

00:48:17.320 you know

00:48:18.840 living on your

00:48:19.800 own

00:48:20.240 you're not

00:48:21.020 on your own

00:48:21.580 you're with

00:48:22.260 somebody

00:48:22.700 so you got

00:48:23.180 somebody in

00:48:23.800 there

00:48:24.060 and set up

00:48:25.680 times where

00:48:26.100 you check on

00:48:26.540 each other

00:48:26.900 make sure

00:48:27.240 people aren't

00:48:27.700 dead in the

00:48:28.220 house

00:48:28.580 you know

00:48:29.940 hey buddy

00:48:30.340 if it's 1pm

00:48:31.040 you haven't

00:48:31.280 heard from me

00:48:31.700 come in there

00:48:32.240 you know

00:48:33.420 take my damn

00:48:33.940 pressure

00:48:34.340 you know

00:48:34.620 what i'm

00:48:34.780 saying

00:48:34.960 make sure

00:48:35.320 i'm good

00:48:35.740 so praise

00:48:37.340 god brother

00:48:37.780 stay alive

00:48:38.600 um

00:48:40.300 let's see

00:48:41.800 what else

00:48:42.160 we got

00:48:42.540 that came

00:48:43.040 in

00:48:43.640 olympian

00:48:46.660 who turned

00:48:47.160 back on

00:48:47.820 flag during

00:48:48.380 anthem says

00:48:48.960 she feels

00:48:49.420 set up by

00:48:50.260 us track

00:48:50.900 and field

00:48:51.300 oh i saw

00:48:51.800 this

00:48:52.060 gwen berry

00:48:52.580 turned away

00:48:53.000 from the

00:48:53.260 flag while

00:48:53.840 the anthem

00:48:54.280 played

00:48:54.820 she later

00:48:55.800 draped a

00:48:56.180 t-shirt that

00:48:56.680 said activist

00:48:57.620 athlete

00:48:58.380 um

00:48:59.960 yeah

00:49:02.440 athletes can

00:49:03.340 do whatever

00:49:03.740 they want

00:49:04.340 you know

00:49:04.980 i think

00:49:05.880 we definitely

00:49:06.720 have been

00:49:07.100 through a

00:49:07.440 time where

00:49:08.280 we got

00:49:10.460 used to

00:49:11.160 as a

00:49:11.480 country

00:49:11.780 for a

00:49:12.120 long

00:49:12.300 time

00:49:12.540 the

00:49:12.700 athletes

00:49:13.060 being

00:49:13.400 happy

00:49:13.820 to

00:49:14.060 represent

00:49:14.480 the

00:49:14.760 country

00:49:15.080 they

00:49:15.280 were

00:49:15.420 in

00:49:15.780 represent

00:49:17.880 america

00:49:18.400 um

00:49:20.040 it's so

00:49:22.120 funny

00:49:22.320 there's a

00:49:22.980 lot of

00:49:23.300 people who

00:49:23.780 are like

00:49:24.240 fuck

00:49:24.920 america

00:49:25.480 but

00:49:26.000 america's

00:49:28.140 just a

00:49:28.460 society

00:49:29.120 that's all

00:49:30.700 it is

00:49:31.140 and there's

00:49:33.320 a lot of

00:49:33.880 people out

00:49:34.420 there

00:49:34.780 um

00:49:37.040 who act

00:49:38.880 like society

00:49:39.560 like it's

00:49:40.080 all some

00:49:40.540 big plan

00:49:41.140 against

00:49:41.580 them

00:49:41.880 it's just

00:49:42.920 society

00:49:43.480 you know

00:49:45.380 uh

00:49:47.140 the activist

00:49:48.060 athlete thing

00:49:48.800 i think

00:49:49.120 some of it

00:49:49.760 gets a little

00:49:50.240 bit old

00:49:50.780 you know

00:49:53.140 it's like

00:49:53.700 look

00:49:54.000 everybody

00:49:54.860 people have

00:49:55.420 already done

00:49:56.000 it

00:49:56.240 just play

00:49:57.580 your sport

00:49:58.120 that's kind

00:50:00.740 of how i

00:50:01.080 feel a

00:50:01.640 little bit

00:50:02.120 i also

00:50:03.060 feel like

00:50:03.520 she can

00:50:03.860 do

00:50:04.020 whatever

00:50:04.300 she

00:50:04.540 wants

00:50:05.060 i feel

00:50:06.140 like

00:50:06.300 she'll

00:50:06.480 just

00:50:06.660 turn a

00:50:07.060 lot

00:50:07.200 of

00:50:07.300 people

00:50:07.540 off

00:50:08.000 some

00:50:09.060 companies

00:50:09.560 or

00:50:09.720 something

00:50:10.020 will

00:50:10.200 come

00:50:10.380 along

00:50:10.700 and

00:50:10.880 use

00:50:11.260 her

00:50:11.500 to

00:50:11.800 be

00:50:12.520 a

00:50:12.720 voice

00:50:13.000 for

00:50:13.180 them

00:50:13.480 to

00:50:13.660 get

00:50:13.860 some

00:50:14.060 product

00:50:14.480 pushed

00:50:14.800 across

00:50:15.360 and

00:50:16.800 that'll

00:50:17.160 be

00:50:17.280 that

00:50:17.700 you

00:50:19.700 know

00:50:20.060 now

00:50:22.000 though

00:50:22.220 it's a

00:50:22.480 lot

00:50:22.620 more

00:50:22.760 pressure

00:50:23.080 if

00:50:23.240 she

00:50:23.320 doesn't

00:50:23.480 even

00:50:23.680 win

00:50:24.140 she got

00:50:25.880 third

00:50:26.240 place

00:50:26.740 third

00:50:29.020 place

00:50:29.460 yes

00:50:30.140 it's

00:50:30.340 great

00:50:30.540 it's

00:50:30.720 still

00:50:30.860 the

00:50:31.020 olympics

00:50:31.560 but

00:50:32.360 let's

00:50:33.500 get

00:50:33.860 first

00:50:34.240 place

00:50:34.620 you

00:50:35.640 didn't

00:50:35.800 even

00:50:35.980 beat

00:50:36.200 two

00:50:36.460 other

00:50:36.680 countries

00:50:37.200 okay

00:50:37.680 you're

00:50:39.520 like

00:50:39.640 my

00:50:39.920 country

00:50:40.300 sucks

00:50:40.680 like

00:50:40.980 uh

00:50:41.880 it

00:50:43.100 would

00:50:43.280 have

00:50:43.380 been

00:50:43.540 better

00:50:43.860 if

00:50:44.080 you

00:50:44.180 had

00:50:44.280 gotten

00:50:44.460 first

00:50:44.860 your

00:50:45.060 country

00:50:45.320 would

00:50:45.520 be

00:50:45.660 better

00:50:45.980 so

00:50:47.980 i

00:50:50.560 don't

00:50:50.720 know

00:50:50.880 i

00:50:51.120 just

00:50:51.420 i'm

00:50:51.640 not

00:50:51.860 i'm

00:50:52.100 from

00:50:52.300 the

00:50:52.480 time

00:50:52.760 where

00:50:52.920 man

00:50:53.220 it

00:50:53.340 would

00:50:53.420 have

00:50:53.500 been

00:50:53.660 anything

00:50:54.160 to

00:50:54.340 be

00:50:54.440 able

00:50:54.560 to

00:50:54.660 perform

00:50:55.120 for

00:50:55.280 the

00:50:55.420 u.s

00:50:55.780 this

00:50:56.020 isn't

00:50:56.300 my

00:50:56.640 country

00:50:57.000 it

00:50:57.160 doesn't

00:50:57.360 respect

00:50:57.740 my

00:50:58.040 views

00:50:58.300 it's

00:50:59.920 just

00:51:00.060 a

00:51:00.240 group

00:51:00.500 of

00:51:00.680 people

00:51:00.940 trying

00:51:01.400 their

00:51:01.620 best

00:51:01.940 that's

00:51:02.140 all

00:51:02.240 the

00:51:02.380 country

00:51:02.700 is

00:51:03.180 and

00:51:04.980 she

00:51:05.140 just

00:51:05.300 wants

00:51:05.460 to

00:51:05.620 make

00:51:05.800 it

00:51:05.920 about

00:51:06.180 her

00:51:06.400 that

00:51:06.940 that's

00:51:07.520 what

00:51:07.640 i

00:51:07.760 think

00:51:07.960 it

00:51:08.100 is

00:51:08.480 and

00:51:10.840 and

00:51:10.860 that's

00:51:11.140 just

00:51:11.300 more

00:51:11.480 the

00:51:11.660 society

00:51:12.080 goes

00:51:12.420 back

00:51:12.740 to

00:51:12.900 the

00:51:13.100 lady

00:51:13.420 at

00:51:13.640 the

00:51:13.780 freaking

00:51:14.180 with

00:51:15.500 the

00:51:15.760 signage

00:51:16.480 at

00:51:17.400 the

00:51:17.800 tour

00:51:18.260 de

00:51:18.420 France

00:51:18.800 she

00:51:20.580 just

00:51:20.800 wants

00:51:21.000 to

00:51:21.160 make

00:51:21.380 it

00:51:21.500 about

00:51:21.800 her

00:51:22.220 you

00:51:25.460 know

00:51:25.780 it's

00:51:28.340 just

00:51:28.500 like

00:51:28.660 how

00:51:28.840 can

00:51:29.040 I

00:51:29.200 make

00:51:29.460 this

00:51:29.720 about

00:51:30.080 me

00:51:30.520 and

00:51:34.460 in

00:51:34.640 some

00:51:34.940 ways

00:51:35.240 it's

00:51:35.540 just

00:51:35.820 kind

00:51:36.160 of

00:51:36.340 the

00:51:36.600 generations

00:51:37.600 that

00:51:38.020 we're

00:51:38.200 in

00:51:38.480 right

00:51:38.740 now

00:51:39.040 we

00:51:40.840 want

00:51:41.200 to

00:51:41.300 have

00:51:41.480 our

00:51:41.680 own

00:51:42.040 platform

00:51:42.660 oh

00:51:44.180 this

00:51:44.500 is

00:51:44.660 who

00:51:44.800 I

00:51:44.920 am

00:51:45.040 but

00:51:45.160 this

00:51:45.340 is

00:51:45.480 also

00:51:45.720 how

00:51:46.000 I

00:51:46.180 feel

00:51:46.740 I

00:51:49.220 mean

00:51:50.280 I

00:51:50.420 do

00:51:50.640 it

00:51:50.760 here

00:51:50.900 I'm

00:51:51.100 on

00:51:51.680 this

00:51:52.140 but

00:51:54.240 there

00:51:54.420 is

00:51:54.580 an

00:51:54.700 interesting

00:51:55.020 thing

00:51:55.360 could

00:51:55.520 we

00:51:55.680 long

00:51:56.180 have

00:51:56.380 expected

00:51:56.840 athletes

00:51:57.360 just

00:51:57.700 to

00:51:57.880 be

00:51:58.060 an

00:51:58.240 athlete

00:51:58.580 like

00:51:58.860 you're

00:51:59.040 at

00:51:59.180 your

00:51:59.360 job

00:51:59.980 but

00:52:03.820 I

00:52:03.960 do

00:52:04.120 feel

00:52:04.360 like

00:52:04.500 it's

00:52:04.660 kind

00:52:04.800 of

00:52:04.920 I

00:52:05.160 feel

00:52:05.400 like

00:52:05.500 it's

00:52:05.660 disgraceful

00:52:06.300 to

00:52:07.180 America

00:52:07.620 that's

00:52:07.940 what

00:52:08.040 I

00:52:08.140 feel

00:52:08.320 like

00:52:08.580 I

00:52:08.920 feel

00:52:09.040 like

00:52:09.160 yes

00:52:09.400 you

00:52:09.540 can

00:52:09.700 do

00:52:09.920 it

00:52:10.200 but

00:52:12.760 there's

00:52:12.980 just

00:52:13.140 a lot

00:52:13.620 of

00:52:13.720 people

00:52:13.860 there's

00:52:14.000 no

00:52:14.140 gratitude

00:52:14.520 for

00:52:14.820 where

00:52:15.080 we

00:52:15.320 are

00:52:15.680 you

00:52:17.500 know

00:52:17.780 the

00:52:19.320 national

00:52:19.840 anthem

00:52:20.100 upset

00:52:20.560 her

00:52:20.840 it

00:52:20.940 was

00:52:21.060 hot

00:52:21.320 out

00:52:21.440 there

00:52:21.560 I

00:52:21.720 get

00:52:21.980 it

00:52:22.180 some

00:52:22.740 of

00:52:22.840 those

00:52:23.000 things

00:52:23.160 look

00:52:23.380 it's

00:52:23.540 too

00:52:23.700 hot

00:52:23.940 maybe

00:52:24.120 they

00:52:24.280 should

00:52:24.420 have

00:52:24.520 put

00:52:24.640 them

00:52:24.720 under

00:52:24.960 a

00:52:25.140 thing

00:52:25.400 she

00:52:25.560 would

00:52:25.680 have

00:52:25.760 been

00:52:25.880 more

00:52:26.080 comfortable

00:52:26.560 I

00:52:28.160 was

00:52:28.300 thinking

00:52:28.500 about

00:52:28.800 what

00:52:29.220 I

00:52:29.460 should

00:52:29.700 do

00:52:30.060 Barry

00:52:30.360 added

00:52:30.660 eventually

00:52:31.000 I

00:52:31.140 just

00:52:31.300 stayed

00:52:31.520 there

00:52:31.660 and

00:52:31.740 just

00:52:31.900 swayed

00:52:32.240 I

00:52:32.320 put

00:52:32.440 my

00:52:32.600 shirt

00:52:32.800 over

00:52:32.940 my

00:52:33.120 head

00:52:33.320 it

00:52:33.440 was

00:52:33.600 real

00:52:33.880 disrespectful

00:52:34.480 I

00:52:35.400 know

00:52:35.520 they

00:52:35.640 do

00:52:35.760 that

00:52:35.880 on

00:52:36.020 purpose

00:52:36.380 but

00:52:36.680 it'll

00:52:36.840 be

00:52:36.980 alright

00:52:37.280 I'll

00:52:37.500 see

00:52:37.660 what's

00:52:37.960 up

00:52:38.220 I

00:52:39.200 see

00:52:39.420 what's

00:52:39.720 up

00:52:39.980 yeah

00:52:40.620 look

00:52:43.040 I've

00:52:43.260 had this

00:52:43.600 mentality

00:52:43.980 people are

00:52:44.360 out to

00:52:44.660 get

00:52:44.900 me

00:52:45.260 it's

00:52:45.540 all

00:52:45.680 about

00:52:45.960 me

00:52:46.420 I

00:52:48.000 I

00:52:49.140 don't

00:52:49.240 know

00:52:49.460 I

00:52:49.920 think

00:52:50.080 get

00:52:50.260 first

00:52:50.740 get

00:52:51.920 first

00:52:52.360 and

00:52:52.500 then

00:52:52.620 we'll

00:52:52.760 talk

00:52:53.080 that's

00:52:54.880 kind

00:52:55.020 of

00:52:55.080 how

00:52:55.200 I

00:52:55.360 feel

00:52:55.560 on

00:52:55.720 it

00:52:56.780 but

00:52:58.220 it

00:52:58.320 makes

00:52:58.460 me

00:52:58.600 not

00:52:58.760 want

00:52:58.880 to

00:52:59.020 cheer

00:52:59.240 for

00:52:59.440 her

00:52:59.580 I'm

00:52:59.720 an

00:52:59.820 American

00:53:00.120 you

00:53:02.300 know

00:53:02.500 I'm

00:53:03.700 an

00:53:03.800 American

00:53:04.120 and

00:53:05.920 you

00:53:08.880 know

00:53:09.160 and I

00:53:09.700 want

00:53:09.820 to say

00:53:10.080 thanks

00:53:10.380 to

00:53:10.500 everybody

00:53:10.800 who's

00:53:11.080 working

00:53:11.560 right

00:53:11.860 now

00:53:12.160 and

00:53:12.360 actually

00:53:12.620 trying

00:53:13.060 to

00:53:13.280 work

00:53:13.480 there's

00:53:13.820 so

00:53:13.960 many

00:53:14.080 places

00:53:14.420 there's

00:53:14.740 nobody

00:53:15.200 showing

00:53:15.600 up

00:53:15.740 to

00:53:15.900 work

00:53:16.140 apparently

00:53:16.640 you know

00:53:18.040 I get

00:53:18.440 groceries

00:53:19.500 and in

00:53:19.920 the bags

00:53:20.440 there's

00:53:20.680 these

00:53:20.840 things

00:53:21.100 it's

00:53:21.260 like

00:53:21.400 we

00:53:21.800 will

00:53:21.980 interview

00:53:22.300 you

00:53:22.540 on

00:53:22.820 the

00:53:22.980 spot

00:53:23.300 today

00:53:23.700 people

00:53:24.080 don't

00:53:24.320 want

00:53:24.540 that

00:53:24.720 job

00:53:25.140 man

00:53:25.480 people

00:53:26.720 don't

00:53:26.940 want

00:53:27.100 to

00:53:27.220 work

00:53:27.540 so

00:53:29.720 if

00:53:29.900 you

00:53:30.040 are

00:53:30.200 working

00:53:30.960 that's

00:53:34.360 awesome

00:53:34.700 I commend

00:53:36.120 you

00:53:36.440 you know

00:53:37.940 I'm

00:53:38.500 working

00:53:38.780 too

00:53:39.140 and

00:53:40.140 I'm

00:53:40.280 trying

00:53:40.520 my

00:53:40.740 best

00:53:41.120 and

00:53:41.260 some

00:53:41.420 people

00:53:41.620 say

00:53:41.880 some

00:53:43.100 of us

00:53:43.400 can't

00:53:43.700 get

00:53:43.840 jobs

00:53:44.140 everybody

00:53:45.380 can get

00:53:45.960 a

00:53:46.100 job

00:53:46.380 you know

00:53:48.820 I used

00:53:49.040 to live

00:53:49.380 with a

00:53:49.600 fellow

00:53:49.800 and he

00:53:50.040 would jerk

00:53:50.460 off at

00:53:50.940 night

00:53:51.220 while his

00:53:51.860 family was

00:53:52.360 asleep

00:53:52.800 you know

00:53:56.000 and I

00:53:56.220 know

00:53:56.340 some of

00:53:56.620 y'all

00:53:56.680 know

00:53:56.880 about it

00:53:57.180 and I

00:53:57.280 would

00:53:57.400 elbow

00:53:57.600 crawl

00:53:57.900 out to

00:53:58.160 the

00:53:58.320 kitchen

00:53:58.600 and

00:53:58.860 and

00:54:00.180 and see

00:54:02.860 what was

00:54:03.140 in the

00:54:03.400 fridge

00:54:03.700 try to

00:54:04.100 do it

00:54:04.380 without

00:54:04.580 him

00:54:04.800 knowing

00:54:05.100 you know

00:54:05.380 he'd

00:54:05.540 be at

00:54:05.680 the

00:54:05.760 computer

00:54:06.040 and I

00:54:06.220 reach

00:54:07.160 in the

00:54:07.440 fridge

00:54:07.780 real

00:54:08.200 slow

00:54:08.740 get my

00:54:10.360 hand

00:54:10.620 in there

00:54:10.880 and stop

00:54:11.260 the light

00:54:11.680 thing

00:54:12.040 and then

00:54:13.060 open the

00:54:13.440 door

00:54:13.640 and try

00:54:14.020 and get

00:54:14.300 what they

00:54:14.580 had in

00:54:14.940 there

00:54:15.160 they

00:54:16.020 usually

00:54:16.240 had

00:54:16.420 olives

00:54:16.760 and

00:54:16.940 Tostitos

00:54:17.460 and they

00:54:19.560 were wealthy

00:54:20.080 but they

00:54:20.420 didn't show

00:54:21.060 it in

00:54:21.300 their food

00:54:21.820 they did

00:54:22.780 other shit

00:54:23.360 boating

00:54:24.600 that man

00:54:25.920 said you

00:54:26.280 always need

00:54:26.720 to have

00:54:26.900 a job

00:54:27.380 you always

00:54:29.120 need to

00:54:29.420 have a

00:54:29.660 job

00:54:30.000 as a

00:54:30.900 human

00:54:31.220 you need

00:54:31.640 to be

00:54:31.840 working

00:54:32.180 just as

00:54:33.280 a soul

00:54:33.900 as a

00:54:34.260 thing

00:54:34.400 you need

00:54:34.740 to be

00:54:34.980 doing

00:54:35.400 something

00:54:35.980 contributing

00:54:36.940 to society

00:54:38.320 it's

00:54:39.240 just

00:54:39.420 society

00:54:40.020 people

00:54:40.480 like

00:54:40.660 fuck

00:54:40.960 America

00:54:41.380 this

00:54:41.620 guy

00:54:41.820 go

00:54:43.140 somewhere

00:54:43.580 else

00:54:44.200 go

00:54:46.840 and

00:54:47.300 especially

00:54:47.680 if you

00:54:47.920 get

00:54:48.060 third

00:54:48.460 place

00:54:48.780 go

00:54:49.320 somewhere

00:54:49.680 else

00:54:49.920 and

00:54:50.040 get

00:54:50.200 third

00:54:50.620 bitch

00:54:51.720 we

00:54:52.220 number

00:54:52.500 one

00:54:52.880 here

00:54:53.200 Biden

00:54:55.040 orders

00:54:55.400 airstrikes

00:54:55.940 against

00:54:56.240 facilities

00:54:56.800 used by

00:54:57.280 Iran

00:54:57.760 back

00:54:58.020 militia

00:54:58.500 groups

00:54:59.060 I

00:55:00.180 don't

00:55:00.300 know

00:55:00.440 a ton

00:55:00.700 about

00:55:00.900 this

00:55:01.100 type

00:55:01.280 of

00:55:01.400 thing

00:55:01.700 but

00:55:03.160 he

00:55:03.740 probably

00:55:03.940 thought

00:55:04.080 he

00:55:04.160 was

00:55:04.220 ordering

00:55:04.460 lunch

00:55:04.880 you

00:55:06.560 know

00:55:06.800 he

00:55:07.300 probably

00:55:07.620 dude

00:55:07.980 I

00:55:08.140 just

00:55:08.340 see

00:55:08.540 him

00:55:08.660 like

00:55:08.820 every

00:55:09.100 couple

00:55:09.460 of

00:55:09.600 minutes

00:55:09.760 just

00:55:09.960 take

00:55:10.160 a

00:55:10.340 pocket

00:55:11.180 full

00:55:11.380 of

00:55:11.500 children's

00:55:11.980 hair

00:55:12.200 out

00:55:12.360 of

00:55:12.440 his

00:55:12.600 like

00:55:13.320 a

00:55:13.460 handful

00:55:13.760 of

00:55:13.960 children's

00:55:14.320 hair

00:55:14.480 out

00:55:14.600 of

00:55:14.660 his

00:55:14.780 pocket

00:55:15.100 and

00:55:15.240 just

00:55:15.420 just

00:55:18.260 get

00:55:18.500 that

00:55:18.760 hit

00:55:19.100 baby

00:55:19.540 what

00:55:20.000 huh

00:55:21.880 hello

00:55:23.880 who

00:55:27.460 knows

00:55:27.780 man

00:55:27.960 that

00:55:28.120 guy

00:55:28.340 is

00:55:28.540 so

00:55:28.820 old

00:55:29.120 bro

00:55:29.320 look

00:55:29.580 and

00:55:29.760 I'm

00:55:29.900 telling

00:55:30.060 you

00:55:30.160 I

00:55:30.440 grew

00:55:30.700 up

00:55:30.860 with

00:55:31.000 an

00:55:31.120 old

00:55:31.320 dad

00:55:31.580 that

00:55:32.220 dude

00:55:32.780 starting

00:55:33.620 to

00:55:33.920 fall

00:55:34.300 apart

00:55:34.920 okay

00:55:36.520 are we

00:55:37.900 pretending

00:55:38.300 he's

00:55:38.600 not

00:55:38.940 falling

00:55:39.320 apart

00:55:39.720 the

00:55:41.000 dude

00:55:41.480 can't

00:55:42.380 get

00:55:42.600 through

00:55:42.840 a

00:55:43.040 freaking

00:55:43.280 solid

00:55:43.720 idea

00:55:44.260 he's

00:55:45.360 muppeted

00:55:45.980 around

00:55:46.620 it's

00:55:48.040 not a

00:55:48.360 safe

00:55:48.560 place

00:55:48.800 to be

00:55:49.120 I

00:55:49.260 don't

00:55:49.400 feel

00:55:49.640 like

00:55:49.920 I

00:55:50.920 really

00:55:51.240 don't

00:55:51.440 feel

00:55:51.620 like

00:55:51.760 it's

00:55:51.920 a

00:55:52.040 safe

00:55:52.240 place

00:55:52.480 to

00:55:52.660 be

00:55:52.900 because

00:55:56.480 it

00:55:56.840 just

00:55:57.140 feels

00:55:57.620 like

00:55:58.060 if

00:55:59.120 the

00:55:59.300 leader

00:55:59.560 could

00:55:59.760 be

00:55:59.920 controlled

00:56:00.420 so

00:56:00.760 much

00:56:01.200 by

00:56:02.660 anyone

00:56:03.100 who

00:56:03.400 even

00:56:03.620 tells

00:56:03.900 him

00:56:04.000 it's

00:56:04.160 nap

00:56:04.540 time

00:56:04.960 anyone

00:56:08.860 with a

00:56:09.400 freaking

00:56:09.660 bootleg

00:56:10.280 golden

00:56:10.720 girls

00:56:11.180 episode

00:56:12.000 I

00:56:13.200 want to

00:56:13.480 tell you

00:56:13.780 right

00:56:14.060 now

00:56:14.500 that

00:56:14.760 dinner

00:56:15.040 time

00:56:15.340 can

00:56:15.520 be

00:56:15.900 chaotic

00:56:16.700 that's

00:56:18.140 right

00:56:18.320 but

00:56:18.480 with

00:56:18.680 freshly

00:56:19.380 it's

00:56:20.560 easy

00:56:20.940 their

00:56:22.140 chefs

00:56:22.420 take

00:56:22.680 care

00:56:22.920 of

00:56:23.040 your

00:56:23.160 meals

00:56:23.540 a

00:56:23.720 few

00:56:23.860 nights

00:56:24.080 a

00:56:24.220 week

00:56:24.420 and

00:56:25.040 take

00:56:25.200 the

00:56:25.340 pressure

00:56:25.600 off

00:56:25.940 of

00:56:26.100 you

00:56:26.320 we're

00:56:27.800 all

00:56:27.940 trying

00:56:28.100 to

00:56:28.220 get

00:56:28.400 in

00:56:28.540 shape

00:56:28.860 and

00:56:29.020 eat

00:56:29.160 right

00:56:29.460 well

00:56:30.560 freshly

00:56:31.140 can

00:56:31.500 help

00:56:31.800 their

00:56:31.980 delicious

00:56:32.360 meals

00:56:32.680 are

00:56:32.820 designed

00:56:33.320 by

00:56:33.800 nutritionist

00:56:34.620 and

00:56:35.180 cooked

00:56:35.420 by

00:56:35.660 chefs

00:56:36.380 you

00:56:37.400 know

00:56:37.480 what

00:56:37.620 chefs

00:56:38.020 are

00:56:38.300 dude

00:56:38.640 yeah

00:56:41.040 they're

00:56:43.240 making

00:56:43.500 the

00:56:43.680 food

00:56:44.040 solid

00:56:44.760 people

00:56:45.240 not

00:56:45.960 some

00:56:46.200 fucking

00:56:46.520 lame

00:56:47.020 the

00:56:48.240 delicious

00:56:48.620 meals

00:56:48.900 are

00:56:49.020 designed

00:56:49.240 by

00:56:49.400 nutritionists

00:56:49.960 and

00:56:50.200 cooked

00:56:50.420 by

00:56:50.620 chefs

00:56:50.900 making

00:56:51.220 it

00:56:51.440 easier

00:56:51.940 to

00:56:52.100 eat

00:56:52.300 better

00:56:52.680 are

00:56:53.360 you

00:56:53.500 stressed

00:56:54.000 you

00:56:54.140 tired

00:56:54.820 you

00:56:55.560 just

00:56:55.660 don't

00:56:55.780 feel

00:56:56.020 like

00:56:56.200 cooking

00:56:56.620 huh

00:56:57.700 who

00:56:58.460 can

00:56:58.660 blame

00:56:58.960 you

00:56:59.160 don't

00:57:00.000 drive

00:57:00.320 to

00:57:00.480 dang

00:57:00.720 sonic

00:57:01.360 and

00:57:02.520 sit

00:57:02.800 in

00:57:02.900 the

00:57:03.000 car

00:57:03.200 dad

00:57:03.600 spilled

00:57:03.940 chili

00:57:04.420 on

00:57:04.640 the

00:57:04.820 steering

00:57:05.320 wheel

00:57:05.820 freshly

00:57:08.400 offers

00:57:09.500 chef

00:57:09.940 made

00:57:10.180 nutrient

00:57:10.600 packed

00:57:10.900 delicious

00:57:11.520 meals

00:57:11.940 delivered

00:57:12.240 fresh

00:57:12.560 to your

00:57:12.800 door

00:57:13.000 no

00:57:13.320 cooking

00:57:13.560 required

00:57:14.000 make

00:57:14.560 it

00:57:14.680 easy

00:57:14.960 make

00:57:15.820 it

00:57:15.940 easy

00:57:16.320 they

00:57:17.020 can

00:57:17.160 fit

00:57:17.340 your

00:57:17.460 lifestyle

00:57:17.940 a

00:57:19.020 variety

00:57:19.540 of

00:57:19.800 plans

00:57:20.200 and

00:57:20.380 meals

00:57:20.680 to

00:57:20.880 cook

00:57:21.060 from

00:57:21.360 that

00:57:21.540 work

00:57:21.760 for

00:57:21.900 your

00:57:22.040 dietary

00:57:22.420 needs

00:57:23.060 preferences

00:57:23.820 tastes

00:57:24.340 and

00:57:24.780 family

00:57:25.120 size

00:57:25.560 try

00:57:26.640 freshly

00:57:27.000 for

00:57:27.260 six

00:57:27.840 dollars

00:57:28.180 and

00:57:28.380 sixteen

00:57:28.800 cents

00:57:29.100 per

00:57:29.340 meal

00:57:29.560 stop

00:57:30.980 searching

00:57:31.320 the

00:57:31.500 internet

00:57:31.720 for

00:57:31.940 healthy

00:57:32.500 food

00:57:32.880 near

00:57:33.140 me

00:57:33.380 every

00:57:33.620 night

00:57:33.900 start

00:57:35.100 living

00:57:35.380 freshly

00:57:36.000 imagine

00:57:37.320 just

00:57:37.520 opening

00:57:37.800 your

00:57:37.980 refrigerator

00:57:38.420 there

00:57:39.340 it is

00:57:39.740 and

00:57:40.440 it

00:57:40.520 was

00:57:40.640 prepared

00:57:41.240 it's

00:57:41.560 not

00:57:41.760 manufactured

00:57:42.920 your

00:57:44.220 meals

00:57:44.440 are

00:57:44.540 always

00:57:44.740 delivered

00:57:45.020 fresh

00:57:45.340 never

00:57:45.540 frozen

00:57:45.900 ready

00:57:46.140 to

00:57:46.300 eat

00:57:46.560 and

00:57:47.080 enjoy

00:57:47.540 just

00:57:48.360 heat

00:57:48.560 them

00:57:48.700 up

00:57:48.980 takes

00:57:49.880 three

00:57:50.140 minutes

00:57:50.440 with

00:57:50.620 new

00:57:50.820 meals

00:57:51.060 added

00:57:51.280 each

00:57:51.540 week

00:57:51.900 freshly

00:57:53.340 brings

00:57:53.700 the

00:57:53.860 convenience

00:57:54.400 of

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00:57:55.120 nutritionist

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00:58:02.840 our

00:58:03.020 listeners

00:58:03.280 $40

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00:58:05.500 two

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00:58:06.960 you

00:58:07.080 go to

00:58:07.380 freshly.com

00:58:08.880 slash

00:58:09.760 Theo

00:58:10.080 that's

00:58:11.620 right

00:58:11.760 stop

00:58:12.060 stressing

00:58:12.480 about

00:58:12.800 dinner

00:58:13.060 go to

00:58:13.440 freshly

00:58:14.040 f-r-e-s-h-l-y

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00:58:18.640 slash

00:58:19.180 Theo

00:58:19.960 for $40

00:58:21.320 off your

00:58:21.860 first two

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00:58:24.460 Theo

00:58:24.740 for $40

00:58:25.340 off your

00:58:26.000 first

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00:58:27.380 you know

00:58:28.320 if you're

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00:58:29.120 you can

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00:58:30.000 it

00:58:30.260 I've

00:58:32.560 been

00:58:32.680 unhappy

00:58:33.060 a lot

00:58:33.600 and

00:58:33.780 and I

00:58:35.540 try to

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00:58:36.120 it

00:58:36.360 and

00:58:37.980 and

00:58:38.620 sometimes

00:58:38.860 it's a

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00:58:44.000 a

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00:58:44.660 battle

00:58:44.980 you

00:58:45.140 just

00:58:45.260 need

00:58:45.380 to

00:58:45.440 get

00:58:45.560 through

00:58:45.680 the

00:58:45.840 moment

00:58:46.180 and

00:58:48.800 I'm

00:58:49.040 talking

00:58:49.380 about

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00:59:55.460 call

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00:59:57.480 we'll

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00:59:57.900 my

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01:00:00.140 Theo

01:00:00.320 this

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01:00:01.140 Molly

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01:00:01.980 what's

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01:00:03.600 want to

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01:00:04.600 you

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01:00:11.140 me

01:00:11.480 to

01:00:12.000 talk

01:00:13.660 to

01:00:13.820 people

01:00:14.100 it's

01:00:14.440 not

01:00:14.640 always

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01:00:15.180 easy

01:00:15.380 for me

01:00:15.660 to

01:00:15.920 have

01:00:16.900 normal

01:00:17.200 conversation

01:00:17.700 I got

01:00:17.940 a lot

01:00:18.120 of that

01:00:18.340 social

01:00:18.700 anxiety

01:00:19.380 but

01:00:20.440 I

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01:00:22.440 day

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01:00:24.840 like

01:00:25.080 that

01:00:25.340 and

01:00:25.460 it

01:00:25.620 kind

01:00:26.160 of

01:00:26.380 inspires

01:00:27.380 me

01:00:27.540 to

01:00:27.660 just

01:00:27.820 let

01:00:28.000 the

01:00:28.140 conversation

01:00:28.660 go

01:00:28.900 where

01:00:29.100 it

01:00:29.240 might

01:00:29.460 and

01:00:29.660 you

01:00:30.100 don't

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01:00:30.400 to

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01:00:36.860 next

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01:00:37.440 it's

01:00:38.400 my

01:00:38.540 golden

01:00:38.780 birthday

01:00:39.160 and

01:00:40.280 I

01:00:40.400 kind

01:00:40.540 of

01:00:40.600 want

01:00:40.680 to

01:00:40.760 take

01:00:40.900 a

01:00:41.040 solo

01:00:41.280 trip

01:00:41.560 somewhere

01:00:41.860 in the

01:00:42.140 states

01:00:42.360 just

01:00:42.560 for

01:00:42.680 the

01:00:42.760 weekend

01:00:43.080 I

01:00:43.680 know

01:00:43.800 you've

01:00:43.980 traveled

01:00:44.200 a lot

01:00:44.560 and

01:00:45.080 so

01:00:45.240 I'm

01:00:45.320 wondering

01:00:45.440 where

01:00:45.680 you

01:00:45.940 think

01:00:46.440 some

01:00:47.060 of your

01:00:47.200 favorite

01:00:47.400 places

01:00:47.780 to

01:00:48.140 listen

01:00:48.540 to

01:00:48.660 music

01:00:49.260 meet

01:00:50.540 some

01:00:50.700 people

01:00:50.960 go to

01:00:51.260 bars

01:00:51.780 maybe

01:00:52.360 a

01:00:52.500 museum

01:00:52.840 park

01:00:53.380 I

01:00:53.560 don't

01:00:53.620 know

01:00:53.740 maybe

01:00:53.900 get

01:00:54.100 some

01:00:54.320 non

01:00:55.680 local

01:00:56.240 gold

01:00:58.540 member

01:00:58.980 for my

01:00:59.500 golden

01:00:59.740 birthday

01:01:00.140 I

01:01:00.720 don't

01:01:00.840 know

01:01:01.060 okay

01:01:02.680 you're

01:01:04.520 trying to

01:01:04.780 catch a

01:01:05.140 little bit

01:01:05.360 of

01:01:05.500 peen

01:01:05.840 on the

01:01:06.140 road

01:01:06.360 I

01:01:06.540 feel

01:01:06.780 you

01:01:06.920 baby

01:01:07.180 girl

01:01:07.560 and

01:01:07.780 thank

01:01:08.020 you

01:01:08.100 for

01:01:08.200 the

01:01:08.320 kind

01:01:08.600 words

01:01:09.100 I

01:01:09.660 want

01:01:09.780 to

01:01:09.880 say

01:01:10.040 that

01:01:10.240 first

01:01:10.520 and

01:01:10.700 foremost

01:01:11.280 and

01:01:11.580 you

01:01:13.100 seem

01:01:13.320 like

01:01:13.460 a

01:01:13.620 decent

01:01:13.900 gal

01:01:14.340 and

01:01:14.500 even

01:01:14.980 better

01:01:15.280 than

01:01:15.460 decent

01:01:15.780 and

01:01:17.400 and

01:01:19.820 yeah

01:01:20.700 if you're

01:01:21.000 trying to

01:01:21.260 get it

01:01:21.580 all

01:01:21.860 you're

01:01:22.080 trying to

01:01:22.320 get a

01:01:22.580 food

01:01:22.900 a

01:01:23.120 drink

01:01:23.480 and

01:01:24.360 maybe

01:01:24.580 get

01:01:24.840 curled

01:01:25.280 up

01:01:25.480 with

01:01:25.660 somebody

01:01:26.140 you know

01:01:27.020 maybe

01:01:27.360 get

01:01:27.620 squirreled

01:01:28.200 out

01:01:28.460 you know

01:01:28.860 with

01:01:29.060 that

01:01:29.240 hard

01:01:29.580 freaking

01:01:29.980 squirrel

01:01:30.760 that

01:01:31.440 pant

01:01:31.760 squirrel

01:01:32.140 bro

01:01:32.400 you know

01:01:32.920 that

01:01:33.120 one

01:01:33.300 that

01:01:33.460 comes

01:01:33.780 taxidermied

01:01:34.960 by the

01:01:35.340 Lord

01:01:35.780 baby

01:01:36.100 erection

01:01:36.760 you're

01:01:42.600 in

01:01:42.740 Wisconsin

01:01:43.400 what

01:01:46.660 is

01:01:46.820 a

01:01:47.000 fun

01:01:47.740 I

01:01:50.680 feel

01:01:51.260 like

01:01:51.600 in

01:01:51.820 the

01:01:52.020 summer

01:01:52.780 Minneapolis

01:01:55.320 feels

01:01:56.220 like a

01:01:56.620 fun

01:01:56.880 spot

01:01:57.420 if

01:01:59.160 you're

01:01:59.340 going

01:01:59.460 to

01:01:59.580 go

01:01:59.780 to

01:01:59.920 like

01:02:00.120 a

01:02:00.300 city

01:02:00.720 but

01:02:01.940 that's

01:02:02.240 probably

01:02:02.440 close

01:02:02.740 to

01:02:02.860 Minneapolis

01:02:03.300 Wisconsin

01:02:04.060 which

01:02:05.360 else

01:02:05.500 capital

01:02:05.900 I

01:02:06.080 think

01:02:06.360 or

01:02:07.120 no

01:02:07.340 is

01:02:07.500 that

01:02:07.620 for

01:02:07.960 uh

01:02:08.460 Madison

01:02:09.940 um

01:02:11.880 you don't

01:02:13.840 want to

01:02:14.000 go somewhere

01:02:14.340 too hot

01:02:15.040 that's

01:02:15.340 the thing

01:02:15.700 unless

01:02:16.040 there's

01:02:16.320 water

01:02:16.680 there

01:02:17.000 you know

01:02:18.060 South

01:02:18.440 Carolina

01:02:18.900 is

01:02:19.080 pretty

01:02:19.280 dope

01:02:19.560 they have

01:02:19.860 like

01:02:20.060 Folly

01:02:20.440 Beach

01:02:20.780 they got

01:02:21.060 some

01:02:21.240 really

01:02:21.400 great

01:02:21.700 beaches

01:02:22.080 over

01:02:22.340 there

01:02:22.720 I

01:02:23.240 used

01:02:23.420 to

01:02:23.540 go

01:02:23.720 out

01:02:23.920 there

01:02:24.120 a

01:02:24.260 good

01:02:24.420 bit

01:02:24.640 you

01:02:24.780 can

01:02:24.920 actually

01:02:25.120 do

01:02:25.280 some

01:02:25.460 surfing

01:02:25.920 um

01:02:27.380 but

01:02:29.080 if

01:02:29.520 school's

01:02:29.940 not

01:02:30.100 in

01:02:30.300 I

01:02:30.460 don't

01:02:30.600 know

01:02:30.780 what

01:02:31.060 some

01:02:31.280 of

01:02:31.400 the

01:02:31.520 nightlife

01:02:32.020 is

01:02:32.220 there

01:02:32.540 is

01:02:33.420 like

01:02:33.900 the

01:02:34.660 food

01:02:34.980 is

01:02:35.140 really

01:02:35.420 great

01:02:35.800 it's

01:02:35.980 hot

01:02:36.320 as

01:02:36.520 hell

01:02:36.840 though

01:02:37.240 Denver

01:02:39.160 what

01:02:39.400 is

01:02:39.540 Denver

01:02:39.900 like

01:02:40.240 in

01:02:40.360 the

01:02:40.480 summer

01:02:40.700 shit

01:02:41.000 I

01:02:41.160 don't

01:02:41.300 know

01:02:41.540 lady

01:02:41.920 you

01:02:43.960 know

01:02:44.180 honestly

01:02:44.660 like

01:02:45.580 I

01:02:45.680 don't

01:02:45.840 know

01:02:46.120 but

01:02:48.020 happy

01:02:48.860 birthday

01:02:49.200 to

01:02:49.520 you

01:02:49.800 and

01:02:50.580 um

01:02:51.180 and

01:02:51.960 yeah

01:02:52.100 I

01:02:52.260 feel

01:02:52.420 you

01:02:52.520 with

01:02:52.640 the

01:02:52.760 social

01:02:53.040 anxiety

01:02:53.640 man

01:02:54.040 that's

01:02:54.440 I

01:02:56.280 think

01:02:56.560 a lot

01:02:57.160 of it

01:02:57.360 is a

01:02:57.620 byproduct

01:02:58.060 because

01:02:58.280 we're

01:02:58.420 less

01:02:58.680 connected

01:02:59.200 now

01:02:59.640 as

01:03:00.860 humans

01:03:01.280 so

01:03:03.780 what

01:03:03.980 used

01:03:04.180 to

01:03:04.320 feel

01:03:04.460 kind

01:03:04.680 of

01:03:04.800 normal

01:03:05.300 to

01:03:06.980 our

01:03:07.200 parents

01:03:07.620 is

01:03:07.820 awkward

01:03:08.220 to

01:03:08.440 us

01:03:08.860 you

01:03:12.520 know

01:03:12.660 I

01:03:12.780 had

01:03:12.880 been

01:03:13.000 dating

01:03:13.240 a

01:03:13.400 gal

01:03:13.580 a

01:03:13.720 while

01:03:13.880 back

01:03:14.280 and

01:03:14.440 then

01:03:14.580 she

01:03:14.700 texted

01:03:15.140 me

01:03:15.360 and

01:03:15.820 ended

01:03:16.340 things

01:03:16.820 and

01:03:17.120 that

01:03:19.380 shit

01:03:19.520 made

01:03:19.700 me

01:03:19.840 mad

01:03:20.300 man

01:03:20.660 because

01:03:21.120 but

01:03:21.340 that

01:03:21.640 part

01:03:21.900 of me

01:03:22.060 didn't

01:03:22.320 know

01:03:22.540 she's

01:03:22.860 28

01:03:23.320 or

01:03:23.600 something

01:03:23.880 I don't

01:03:24.200 know

01:03:24.380 and so

01:03:24.620 I was like

01:03:25.000 well maybe

01:03:25.420 she just

01:03:25.940 that's her

01:03:26.980 they do

01:03:28.160 that

01:03:28.580 but then

01:03:31.140 you're just

01:03:31.560 sitting around

01:03:32.140 one you know

01:03:32.740 it's like

01:03:33.200 I don't know

01:03:34.460 what I'm talking

01:03:34.940 about Jesus

01:03:35.580 Christ

01:03:36.100 all right

01:03:37.100 thank you

01:03:37.500 very much

01:03:38.060 Molly

01:03:38.420 and you

01:03:39.100 seem like

01:03:39.480 a great

01:03:39.840 lady

01:03:40.180 and you

01:03:40.460 be swell

01:03:41.000 out there

01:03:41.400 and stay

01:03:41.780 safe

01:03:42.240 too

01:03:42.560 you know

01:03:44.420 if you

01:03:45.040 if you're

01:03:45.420 a brave

01:03:46.000 woman

01:03:46.360 and you're

01:03:46.620 going out

01:03:46.980 there by

01:03:47.340 yourself

01:03:47.700 what's a

01:03:48.100 great city

01:03:48.780 to go

01:03:49.200 to

01:03:49.540 Toronto

01:03:51.180 is awesome

01:03:51.940 if you

01:03:53.860 haven't been

01:03:54.120 to Toronto

01:03:54.540 I think

01:03:54.960 Toronto

01:03:55.480 man

01:03:56.600 I really

01:03:57.260 love it

01:03:57.780 you know

01:03:58.940 I just

01:03:59.440 they're still

01:04:00.160 screwing around

01:04:01.140 up there

01:04:01.460 with the

01:04:01.780 COVID shit

01:04:02.340 it's like

01:04:02.580 what are

01:04:02.860 you doing

01:04:03.460 it's barely

01:04:06.020 real

01:04:06.660 figure the

01:04:08.000 shit

01:04:08.440 out

01:04:09.080 it's barely

01:04:12.020 real

01:04:12.360 figure it

01:04:13.320 out

01:04:13.620 so

01:04:16.660 let me see

01:04:18.660 if there's

01:04:18.940 anything else

01:04:19.660 we had a

01:04:20.220 lot of

01:04:20.560 great stuff

01:04:21.080 I don't

01:04:21.300 want to

01:04:21.580 like just

01:04:22.400 not talk

01:04:23.160 about

01:04:23.420 anything

01:04:23.980 let me

01:04:28.420 see

01:04:28.860 hey

01:04:30.660 Theo

01:04:31.000 this is

01:04:31.300 Adam

01:04:31.560 from Salt

01:04:31.980 Lake

01:04:32.160 again

01:04:32.440 man

01:04:32.760 also

01:04:33.860 I forgot

01:04:34.520 to ask

01:04:34.940 you

01:04:35.280 Adam

01:04:37.500 thank you

01:04:37.840 for calling

01:04:38.260 man

01:04:38.700 Salt Lake

01:04:39.740 is real

01:04:40.220 good

01:04:40.580 man

01:04:40.940 if you

01:04:41.940 like looking

01:04:42.360 at white

01:04:42.760 people

01:04:43.100 dude

01:04:43.420 you

01:04:43.880 will

01:04:45.540 love it

01:04:46.440 I've been

01:04:49.240 up in

01:04:49.500 them

01:04:49.800 dark

01:04:50.400 arts

01:04:50.820 you know

01:04:51.320 I was

01:04:53.320 just wondering

01:04:53.700 too

01:04:54.120 I forgot

01:04:54.780 to ask

01:04:55.180 you

01:04:55.380 like

01:04:55.760 I've been

01:04:58.300 trying to

01:04:59.020 look around

01:04:59.480 for some

01:05:00.720 AA's

01:05:01.440 and some

01:05:02.440 NA meetings

01:05:03.360 like what

01:05:04.220 do you look

01:05:05.260 for in

01:05:06.200 going into

01:05:07.480 an AA

01:05:07.880 where you

01:05:08.300 can really

01:05:08.840 kind of feel

01:05:10.500 comfortable about

01:05:11.240 what you want

01:05:11.620 to talk

01:05:11.980 about

01:05:12.600 thank you

01:05:15.400 for the

01:05:15.620 call

01:05:15.860 man

01:05:16.080 this is

01:05:16.420 a cool

01:05:16.800 question

01:05:17.500 my

01:05:18.760 experience

01:05:19.360 with going

01:05:20.020 into an

01:05:20.600 AA

01:05:20.820 meeting

01:05:21.400 or my

01:05:23.980 suggestion

01:05:24.480 I would

01:05:24.740 offer to

01:05:25.100 anybody who

01:05:25.620 asked about

01:05:26.200 it would be

01:05:26.760 go to

01:05:27.180 three meetings

01:05:27.860 try out

01:05:28.740 three different

01:05:29.220 ones

01:05:29.680 make sure

01:05:30.880 that one

01:05:31.280 of them is

01:05:31.620 a speaker

01:05:32.220 meeting where

01:05:32.800 somebody is

01:05:33.480 speaking for

01:05:34.220 like an

01:05:34.580 extended period

01:05:35.340 of time

01:05:35.820 it could be

01:05:36.920 10 minutes

01:05:37.400 or 15

01:05:37.980 minutes or

01:05:38.600 sometimes it's

01:05:39.280 30 minutes

01:05:39.900 40 minutes

01:05:40.720 but you want

01:05:42.540 to hear

01:05:42.760 somebody's

01:05:43.300 story

01:05:43.720 and then

01:05:47.180 try some

01:05:47.600 other ones

01:05:47.920 try one

01:05:48.320 that's a

01:05:48.620 co-ed

01:05:49.020 try one

01:05:49.440 that's maybe

01:05:49.780 just men

01:05:50.500 or women

01:05:50.980 if you

01:05:52.020 are one

01:05:52.320 or the

01:05:52.540 other

01:05:52.880 and

01:06:00.060 and

01:06:05.600 and then

01:06:06.120 make a

01:06:06.780 decision for

01:06:07.220 yourself

01:06:07.640 just because

01:06:09.380 they're

01:06:09.700 different

01:06:10.120 so you

01:06:10.520 want to

01:06:10.960 get it

01:06:11.360 they're not

01:06:11.780 all the

01:06:12.120 same

01:06:12.420 and

01:06:15.220 I would

01:06:15.940 just say

01:06:16.240 listen for

01:06:16.720 the difference

01:06:17.320 listen for

01:06:18.140 the similarities

01:06:18.780 not the

01:06:19.240 differences

01:06:19.640 that's what

01:06:20.040 they say

01:06:20.480 listen for

01:06:21.760 the similarities

01:06:22.480 and not the

01:06:23.180 differences

01:06:23.620 because it's

01:06:24.940 easy for me

01:06:25.640 a lot of

01:06:26.080 times to

01:06:26.540 sit there

01:06:26.900 and judge

01:06:27.360 things

01:06:27.820 you know

01:06:28.740 instead of

01:06:29.360 be like

01:06:30.660 what is

01:06:31.180 what am I

01:06:33.500 okay with

01:06:33.980 in here

01:06:34.400 instead of

01:06:36.040 finding all

01:06:36.420 the reasons

01:06:36.860 already why

01:06:37.400 I can't

01:06:37.700 stand something

01:06:38.360 because then

01:06:39.360 I'm just

01:06:39.600 not giving

01:06:39.960 myself a

01:06:40.480 chance

01:06:40.880 but it's

01:06:43.620 really interesting

01:06:44.540 to go to

01:06:45.080 whether you

01:06:45.980 feel like you

01:06:46.400 have a problem

01:06:46.900 or not

01:06:47.220 it's really

01:06:47.580 interesting to

01:06:48.120 go to

01:06:48.620 some type

01:06:50.320 of 12 step

01:06:51.180 meeting

01:06:51.540 so

01:06:52.280 best of

01:06:53.120 luck

01:06:53.300 over there

01:06:53.620 brother

01:06:53.780 I'm sure

01:06:54.040 there's a

01:06:54.260 lot of

01:06:54.460 good ones

01:06:54.700 in Salt

01:06:55.080 Lake

01:06:55.360 all right

01:07:00.440 big deal

01:07:08.720 my name's

01:07:09.740 Will

01:07:10.020 and I'm

01:07:10.340 from

01:07:10.540 Sheridan

01:07:10.920 North Carolina

01:07:11.480 what's up

01:07:12.720 big

01:07:12.880 Will

01:07:13.140 and I

01:07:15.580 just

01:07:15.760 graduated

01:07:16.360 gang baby

01:07:18.780 that's a

01:07:19.140 dub on

01:07:19.620 the board

01:07:20.080 baby

01:07:20.460 big Will

01:07:21.760 getting out

01:07:22.260 there

01:07:22.560 in

01:07:23.100 society

01:07:24.440 welcome

01:07:25.600 to society

01:07:26.600 Will

01:07:27.460 pull up

01:07:28.900 a

01:07:29.040 hair

01:07:29.800 go

01:07:31.580 class

01:07:31.900 21

01:07:32.220 and

01:07:33.460 I

01:07:34.340 just

01:07:34.480 want

01:07:34.600 to

01:07:34.620 let

01:07:34.780 you

01:07:34.900 know

01:07:35.200 that

01:07:36.180 I

01:07:36.320 used

01:07:36.560 some

01:07:36.740 of

01:07:36.840 your

01:07:36.940 words

01:07:37.460 as a

01:07:38.920 quote

01:07:40.200 you know

01:07:41.460 I remember

01:07:43.200 I was listening to your podcast

01:07:44.240 one day

01:07:44.820 and some

01:07:45.580 kid

01:07:46.160 he was like

01:07:46.520 21 or something

01:07:47.400 called in

01:07:48.020 and he was like

01:07:49.360 hey

01:07:49.620 if you had any

01:07:50.360 words

01:07:50.640 you young yourself

01:07:51.300 what would you say

01:07:51.980 and I was sitting there

01:07:54.220 listening to the podcast

01:07:54.940 and you were like

01:07:55.920 you talked about

01:07:57.900 how you just go for it

01:07:59.740 and some of your exact words

01:08:01.460 which I used in my senior quote

01:08:02.880 here it is

01:08:03.480 you go

01:08:03.920 it said ask her out

01:08:05.160 no matter who she is

01:08:06.320 whether she's a job

01:08:07.500 a new city

01:08:08.180 an actual person

01:08:09.260 whether she's an opportunity

01:08:11.000 or fear

01:08:11.680 whatever she is man

01:08:13.220 ask her out

01:08:14.020 and that's why

01:08:15.700 this is my senior quote

01:08:16.880 and I just wanted to know man

01:08:17.980 and uh

01:08:19.420 I don't know

01:08:20.260 it's kind of one of my dreams

01:08:21.020 to be on the podcast

01:08:21.800 and

01:08:22.680 maybe one day

01:08:24.220 I'll be there

01:08:24.740 I just want to let you know that

01:08:26.040 your words

01:08:26.880 and even the

01:08:28.040 craziest stuff

01:08:29.300 you've ever said

01:08:29.880 and the

01:08:30.500 most

01:08:32.020 deep stuff

01:08:33.520 you've ever said

01:08:34.080 it's all

01:08:34.480 it's all stuck with me

01:08:35.480 and I just want to let you know that

01:08:37.040 you're very important

01:08:38.120 uh

01:08:39.720 I guess role model

01:08:40.780 in my life

01:08:41.300 thanks

01:08:42.200 thanks man

01:08:46.480 that's real

01:08:48.360 that's real real sweet

01:08:49.480 of you bro

01:08:50.000 or not sweet of you

01:08:50.800 I'm saying bro

01:08:51.300 I'm no homo dog

01:08:52.260 but you feel me dog

01:08:53.360 you know

01:08:54.940 that's nice

01:08:55.460 you man

01:08:55.780 I appreciate that

01:08:57.140 yeah man

01:09:03.860 I appreciate that

01:09:04.540 you know

01:09:04.780 we all want to know

01:09:05.600 we all want to have

01:09:06.500 those moments

01:09:07.020 where we

01:09:07.400 somebody lets us know

01:09:08.680 that they care

01:09:09.340 you know

01:09:09.940 and those always

01:09:11.280 hit me so hard

01:09:12.060 because

01:09:12.380 I just didn't have

01:09:14.600 a lot of that

01:09:15.220 as a child

01:09:15.840 and people

01:09:16.340 you know

01:09:17.840 I had a lot of trauma

01:09:18.640 as a kid

01:09:19.520 and people say

01:09:21.840 well sometimes

01:09:22.320 you're like

01:09:22.840 well you talk about that a lot

01:09:23.920 or don't dwell on it

01:09:26.140 I don't dwell

01:09:26.620 it dwells on me

01:09:27.740 you know

01:09:29.600 and so

01:09:31.220 I mean even if I look

01:09:33.160 at the career choice

01:09:33.820 I made

01:09:34.040 I needed like

01:09:35.140 I needed

01:09:36.600 people to care about me

01:09:38.300 but even at a distance

01:09:39.560 from a stage

01:09:40.360 like I needed

01:09:41.240 I had to keep

01:09:44.080 this amount of control

01:09:45.320 over how I let someone

01:09:46.960 see me

01:09:47.800 and care about me

01:09:48.900 anyway

01:09:51.500 kind of diatribe in there

01:09:53.560 and I don't want to get

01:09:54.120 too out there

01:09:55.480 before I get in

01:09:56.260 with my nephews

01:09:56.920 coming in

01:09:57.580 and these little

01:09:58.840 sugar tanks in here

01:10:00.200 but thank you man

01:10:03.200 I appreciate that man

01:10:04.160 that means a lot dude

01:10:05.140 that means a lot

01:10:06.200 that you care

01:10:07.900 and I think

01:10:09.180 if you're able to express

01:10:10.080 to people

01:10:10.440 how you care

01:10:11.020 about them man

01:10:11.820 and we've lost that

01:10:13.540 along the way

01:10:14.200 just letting people know

01:10:15.420 hey

01:10:15.740 you know

01:10:17.480 you mean something to me

01:10:19.500 we

01:10:19.760 you know

01:10:22.320 like the woman

01:10:23.560 on the podium

01:10:24.600 with the athletic thing

01:10:25.820 what if she just said

01:10:26.860 I'm so happy

01:10:30.380 to be

01:10:30.960 a part of this country

01:10:32.180 it doesn't always

01:10:34.700 represent everything

01:10:35.900 that I feel

01:10:36.780 or say

01:10:37.320 but I'm happy

01:10:39.080 to be in a place

01:10:39.980 where

01:10:40.380 we can all feel

01:10:42.440 and say

01:10:42.960 freely

01:10:43.500 but maybe

01:10:51.560 she did that

01:10:52.180 by just saying

01:10:52.960 what she wanted to say

01:10:53.860 I don't know

01:10:54.420 I don't know man

01:10:55.400 I don't know exactly

01:10:56.160 what I'm thinking

01:10:56.520 but thank you man

01:10:57.220 I'm excited

01:10:57.800 that you're graduating

01:10:59.560 good luck out there

01:11:00.400 in the world

01:11:01.020 and yeah

01:11:01.760 ask her out man

01:11:02.860 you know guys

01:11:05.020 you know it's like

01:11:05.860 you know who a guy's

01:11:07.520 girlfriend or wife is

01:11:08.880 it's the person

01:11:11.120 they were brave enough

01:11:11.880 to ask out

01:11:12.640 yeah whatever it is

01:11:13.900 we gotta ask her out

01:11:15.200 we gotta ask her out

01:11:16.860 man

01:11:17.240 dude

01:11:19.000 couple weeks ago

01:11:20.080 girl on the beach

01:11:21.580 I freaking

01:11:23.380 she was leaving

01:11:24.420 to go to her car

01:11:25.200 I

01:11:25.840 strategically left

01:11:27.360 at the same time

01:11:28.260 okay

01:11:28.660 am I a stalker

01:11:30.540 I don't think I am

01:11:31.800 okay

01:11:32.540 it was daytime

01:11:34.020 it was hot out

01:11:36.880 if I stalked

01:11:38.100 I would do it

01:11:38.620 in a colder climate

01:11:39.520 or time

01:11:41.180 time

01:11:41.740 time it

01:11:43.060 you know

01:11:43.860 night time

01:11:44.900 but

01:11:46.740 I

01:11:48.100 I started talking to her

01:11:50.300 we had a mutual friend

01:11:51.640 I got her IG

01:11:53.260 I messaged her

01:11:54.980 she didn't message me back

01:11:56.900 okay

01:11:58.300 so first of all

01:11:59.880 Kate

01:12:00.220 why don't you

01:12:01.340 eat one of my nuts

01:12:04.660 and secondly

01:12:07.360 I did what I could

01:12:10.680 I showed up

01:12:13.120 you know

01:12:14.720 and I was

01:12:15.100 and for like 40 minutes

01:12:16.460 I was sitting far away

01:12:17.460 from her on the sand

01:12:18.260 and I was trying to think

01:12:18.960 of a reason to go over there

01:12:20.280 and then I saw a bird

01:12:21.180 over there

01:12:21.620 and I was gonna try to go

01:12:22.380 and look at this bird

01:12:23.300 and like

01:12:23.820 but then I'm like

01:12:25.060 what fucking guy

01:12:26.640 he's like

01:12:27.200 hey

01:12:27.800 look at this bird

01:12:28.780 hey

01:12:29.320 what are you doing here

01:12:30.400 you know

01:12:30.820 like I just couldn't think

01:12:32.080 of a line to come off

01:12:33.200 of the bird

01:12:33.800 hey

01:12:35.280 you know

01:12:35.740 oh man

01:12:36.400 there's birds out here

01:12:37.460 what are you

01:12:38.760 what

01:12:39.960 do you know anything

01:12:40.880 about them

01:12:41.560 you know

01:12:42.240 I just couldn't think

01:12:43.140 of anywhere to go with it

01:12:44.060 so

01:12:44.360 that's where I'm at

01:12:45.300 my family

01:12:46.520 see I don't want to spend

01:12:47.100 a ton of time on here

01:12:47.780 but I do want to get

01:12:48.260 my nephews up here

01:12:48.960 I'll be right back

01:12:50.460 with my nephews

01:12:53.100 Zeffy

01:12:54.920 is one of them's name

01:12:56.680 and the other one is name

01:12:57.740 Max

01:12:58.400 alright

01:13:00.000 sitting here right here

01:13:01.620 actually with my two nephews

01:13:02.700 right here

01:13:03.120 a couple young buckaroos

01:13:04.600 and

01:13:04.920 tell me about yourself

01:13:06.960 let's start with you brother

01:13:07.980 my name is Max

01:13:10.700 and I'm eight years old

01:13:13.000 and

01:13:13.640 hold on

01:13:14.100 I'm taking an eight hour road trip

01:13:16.600 from Louisiana

01:13:17.500 okay

01:13:18.860 and what brought you here

01:13:20.340 to this area

01:13:21.780 what brought you out here

01:13:22.600 to the central east brother

01:13:23.700 you looking for work

01:13:26.620 or what

01:13:27.000 no

01:13:27.260 my parents said that

01:13:28.660 we were going to go

01:13:30.040 because it's

01:13:30.820 a summer break

01:13:32.620 and

01:13:33.380 we have nothing else

01:13:35.060 to do at home

01:13:35.640 okay

01:13:36.740 and this fellow over here

01:13:38.680 and how do you know him

01:13:39.380 this other guy

01:13:39.940 oh

01:13:40.740 he's my brother

01:13:42.080 we're friends

01:13:42.420 okay

01:13:43.380 are you guys friends also

01:13:44.380 would you say Max

01:13:45.100 or what do you feel like

01:13:46.080 no

01:13:47.140 okay

01:13:48.120 we can be friends

01:13:49.320 but we can be mortal enemies

01:13:50.980 as well

01:13:51.480 okay

01:13:52.280 mostly mortal enemies though

01:13:53.400 alright

01:13:54.300 and your name bud

01:13:55.300 my name is Zephy

01:13:57.380 I am nine years old

01:13:59.940 and

01:14:01.200 um

01:14:02.740 you looking for love

01:14:04.440 not

01:14:06.760 not yet

01:14:07.540 okay

01:14:08.360 he stopped

01:14:09.120 for like three seconds

01:14:10.360 okay

01:14:10.500 that's fine man

01:14:11.560 I've been there dude

01:14:12.420 I've definitely had times

01:14:13.440 where I was looking for love

01:14:14.360 and times where I wasn't

01:14:15.440 did you marry Morgan Wallen

01:14:17.260 I wouldn't marry

01:14:18.680 I mean I don't think

01:14:19.660 both of us

01:14:20.860 prefer women

01:14:21.700 yeah

01:14:22.960 so but

01:14:23.980 I kind of get that

01:14:25.080 I think if there were

01:14:26.580 if it were a different

01:14:28.380 if we lived in a different universe

01:14:29.920 there could be a chance

01:14:30.780 I don't know

01:14:31.340 I don't know if he

01:14:32.120 how are you

01:14:32.540 I don't know how he feels

01:14:34.440 communicate with each other

01:14:35.400 if you lived in a different universe

01:14:36.900 I don't know

01:14:38.400 it's a great question man

01:14:39.380 it is a great question

01:14:40.500 if we lived in a different universe

01:14:42.020 I don't know

01:14:42.420 I guess we would probably

01:14:43.360 that is a great question

01:14:44.580 I think you would probably

01:14:45.580 because

01:14:46.600 have to create a way

01:14:48.480 to get there

01:14:49.060 like a shuttle ship

01:14:50.320 or something

01:14:50.660 like a space travel

01:14:51.460 or you could just dream

01:14:53.340 of kissing him

01:14:54.120 like what they did

01:14:54.180 in Infinity War

01:14:54.240 they went

01:14:54.700 it was either

01:14:55.560 in Infinity War

01:14:56.300 or Endgame

01:14:57.060 they went

01:14:58.280 in the ship

01:15:00.220 with the Guardians of the Galaxy

01:15:01.420 move this closer to you

01:15:02.440 and they broke through

01:15:03.900 and they broke through

01:15:04.840 the space

01:15:05.360 and it created like a

01:15:06.580 yeah you'd have to

01:15:08.480 break through space

01:15:09.320 yeah

01:15:09.800 and look

01:15:10.120 I'm not doing that

01:15:11.100 I got enough going on

01:15:12.700 here right now

01:15:13.320 I mean

01:15:13.380 he could do that

01:15:15.260 because he's like

01:15:16.240 Albert Einstein

01:15:16.980 I'm not doing it

01:15:18.040 I'm saying

01:15:18.340 I just bought

01:15:18.900 a bunch of flowers

01:15:19.580 I'm not doing

01:15:20.340 I'm doing stuff

01:15:21.340 at the house

01:15:21.840 you bought a bunch

01:15:22.820 of flowers

01:15:23.280 why does it say

01:15:23.980 that tree

01:15:24.360 is $120

01:15:25.160 because it was

01:15:26.720 a $120 tree

01:15:27.660 what kind of flowers

01:15:28.500 you got like

01:15:29.040 three of them

01:15:29.700 Sean likes to spend

01:15:30.540 that money

01:15:31.000 what kind of flowers

01:15:32.180 I'm not sure

01:15:33.180 so let me ask you

01:15:34.280 a question guys

01:15:35.060 are you guys

01:15:36.220 single men

01:15:37.760 or what's

01:15:38.220 and let's go

01:15:38.580 one at a time

01:15:39.200 here let's start

01:15:39.600 with you Zephy

01:15:40.200 are you single

01:15:40.840 these days

01:15:41.360 or what's

01:15:42.440 love looking like

01:15:43.660 in your life

01:15:44.080 have you started

01:15:44.520 thinking about girls

01:15:45.380 or what happens

01:15:47.320 at nine years old

01:15:48.280 I like thinking

01:15:49.220 about food

01:15:50.160 okay

01:15:50.680 yeah me too

01:15:51.760 but like

01:15:52.520 I'm not

01:15:55.700 I'm not

01:15:56.800 that much

01:15:57.580 of a

01:15:58.860 of a

01:15:59.980 person

01:16:00.860 that will start

01:16:01.880 a conversation

01:16:02.640 I can

01:16:04.320 sit

01:16:05.340 and wait

01:16:06.200 because

01:16:06.780 I don't want

01:16:07.420 to be mean

01:16:08.040 to like

01:16:09.720 and if somebody

01:16:11.100 starts talking

01:16:11.900 to me

01:16:12.420 I just

01:16:13.360 carry on

01:16:14.060 and keep

01:16:15.360 talking

01:16:15.900 but like

01:16:16.480 I usually

01:16:17.440 don't like

01:16:17.960 to engage

01:16:18.520 in conversations

01:16:19.300 okay so you're

01:16:20.640 more like the

01:16:21.280 you'll

01:16:21.660 you'll continue

01:16:22.620 a conversation

01:16:23.200 but you won't

01:16:23.640 start a conversation

01:16:24.640 yeah it's like

01:16:25.640 if you're in a

01:16:26.220 video game

01:16:26.940 you land

01:16:28.640 somewhere

01:16:29.060 that is not

01:16:30.660 contested

01:16:31.220 but you're

01:16:31.500 not afraid

01:16:31.900 to fight

01:16:32.380 right

01:16:33.000 like that

01:16:33.880 okay

01:16:34.540 okay I got

01:16:35.340 it

01:16:35.920 and Max

01:16:36.660 what about

01:16:37.080 you

01:16:37.380 are you

01:16:37.940 the kind

01:16:38.660 of guy

01:16:38.840 who will

01:16:39.020 start a

01:16:39.380 conversation

01:16:39.940 do you

01:16:40.320 even know

01:16:40.820 how to

01:16:41.140 communicate

01:16:41.520 what is

01:16:42.000 going on

01:16:42.420 with you

01:16:42.760 I really

01:16:43.360 don't know

01:16:43.820 how to

01:16:44.120 talk to

01:16:44.560 girls

01:16:44.920 at all

01:16:45.400 okay

01:16:45.840 and I

01:16:46.560 like this

01:16:47.120 one girl

01:16:47.580 in my

01:16:47.800 class

01:16:48.080 but I

01:16:48.380 get bullied

01:16:48.880 you get

01:16:49.940 bullied

01:16:50.140 by her

01:16:50.620 no I

01:16:51.060 get bullied

01:16:51.560 by everyone

01:16:52.180 because I

01:16:52.480 like a girl

01:16:54.000 dang

01:16:55.020 yeah

01:16:55.940 did you let

01:16:56.660 her know

01:16:56.960 or not

01:16:57.400 it's at

01:16:58.960 school

01:16:59.340 but like

01:16:59.980 I think

01:17:00.620 I think

01:17:01.340 I'm done

01:17:02.340 he

01:17:03.040 I think

01:17:04.900 it's

01:17:05.420 with every

01:17:05.980 like

01:17:07.440 elementary

01:17:08.660 school

01:17:09.340 crush

01:17:10.280 you

01:17:11.240 die

01:17:12.000 you wait

01:17:12.980 till they

01:17:13.660 they find

01:17:14.520 out that

01:17:14.900 they like

01:17:15.340 you

01:17:15.580 that you

01:17:16.500 like them

01:17:17.120 okay

01:17:17.420 so how do

01:17:18.180 you let

01:17:18.600 someone know

01:17:19.120 say if

01:17:19.500 there is

01:17:19.920 a crush

01:17:20.380 right

01:17:20.680 which is

01:17:21.560 totally

01:17:21.880 normal

01:17:22.140 I was

01:17:22.420 boys

01:17:22.780 you just

01:17:23.300 you

01:17:23.800 you either

01:17:24.540 ask your

01:17:25.200 friend to

01:17:25.580 do it

01:17:25.920 or you

01:17:26.660 write a

01:17:27.620 note

01:17:27.780 put it

01:17:28.140 in her

01:17:28.340 desk

01:17:28.560 and then

01:17:28.820 leave

01:17:29.000 school

01:17:29.340 yeah

01:17:29.760 yeah

01:17:30.260 that's

01:17:30.640 my old

01:17:31.040 move

01:17:31.300 dude

01:17:31.640 okay

01:17:32.160 so I

01:17:32.580 have this

01:17:32.940 really funny

01:17:33.460 story

01:17:34.020 or leave

01:17:34.700 town

01:17:35.120 that's

01:17:35.380 what I

01:17:35.580 would

01:17:35.700 do

01:17:35.920 leave

01:17:36.080 town

01:17:36.480 I have

01:17:36.920 this

01:17:37.060 really

01:17:37.300 funny

01:17:37.560 story

01:17:37.960 that

01:17:38.200 started

01:17:38.560 at like

01:17:38.920 the beginning

01:17:39.400 of the school

01:17:39.940 year

01:17:40.120 and we're

01:17:40.400 still

01:17:40.660 we were

01:17:41.020 still laughing

01:17:41.600 at it

01:17:41.960 until the

01:17:42.360 end

01:17:42.600 okay

01:17:42.960 and these

01:17:43.820 what story

01:17:44.620 this kid

01:17:46.360 my best

01:17:47.080 friend

01:17:47.420 who

01:17:47.680 he was

01:17:48.000 my best

01:17:48.360 friend

01:17:48.560 his name

01:17:49.000 is

01:17:49.240 Randall

01:17:50.240 no

01:17:50.460 Ocean

01:17:51.000 okay

01:17:51.640 and he

01:17:51.840 liked this

01:17:52.320 girl named

01:17:52.860 Clarice

01:17:53.540 stop it

01:17:54.360 and they

01:17:54.720 liked each

01:17:55.340 other

01:17:55.640 and then

01:17:56.120 we were

01:17:56.800 like

01:17:57.300 and then

01:18:01.100 so we're

01:18:02.860 still laughing

01:18:03.540 at it

01:18:03.960 for like

01:18:04.360 the entire

01:18:05.300 school year

01:18:06.460 and are they

01:18:07.040 still together

01:18:07.540 I don't think

01:18:09.220 they didn't

01:18:10.340 find each

01:18:11.200 other

01:18:11.500 but they're

01:18:12.080 probably

01:18:12.360 what do you

01:18:12.600 mean find

01:18:13.000 each other

01:18:13.400 are they real

01:18:15.680 people guys

01:18:16.460 to be real

01:18:18.060 I have no

01:18:18.520 idea

01:18:18.780 it's probably

01:18:19.900 like a virtual

01:18:20.520 assistant

01:18:20.980 that he

01:18:22.320 uses

01:18:22.840 of course

01:18:23.420 that's what

01:18:24.400 I was gonna

01:18:24.620 guess

01:18:24.940 now let's

01:18:25.960 talk about

01:18:26.460 some of

01:18:26.800 you guys's

01:18:27.260 plans for

01:18:27.740 the future

01:18:28.080 I know

01:18:28.380 you guys

01:18:28.840 right now

01:18:29.420 are you're

01:18:30.200 nine years

01:18:30.660 old you said

01:18:31.160 Zephy

01:18:31.500 and Max

01:18:31.960 you're six

01:18:32.360 I can start

01:18:32.700 you're six

01:18:33.520 years old

01:18:33.880 yeah

01:18:34.220 yeah

01:18:34.680 yeah

01:18:34.960 yeah

01:18:35.180 so

01:18:36.140 okay I

01:18:36.720 can start

01:18:37.220 yeah I

01:18:37.620 just want to

01:18:37.920 know some

01:18:38.120 of your

01:18:38.260 plans for

01:18:38.800 the future

01:18:39.340 I want

01:18:40.140 to

01:18:40.280 be honest

01:18:40.620 with me

01:18:40.880 please

01:18:41.240 I want

01:18:42.480 to be a

01:18:42.840 foot doctor

01:18:43.500 oh really

01:18:44.360 podiatrist

01:18:45.100 they call it

01:18:45.820 foot man

01:18:46.520 they call it

01:18:47.280 on the street

01:18:47.860 wait a minute

01:18:49.200 what if the

01:18:51.320 patient has foot

01:18:52.220 fungus

01:18:52.520 will you eat

01:18:53.280 it

01:18:53.500 look question

01:18:54.440 will you eat

01:18:55.320 the foot fungus

01:18:55.940 or will you

01:18:56.580 throw it away

01:18:57.280 do you know

01:18:57.880 foot fungus

01:18:58.420 tastes like

01:18:58.900 goat milk

01:18:59.480 really

01:19:00.080 I drink

01:19:00.780 goat milk

01:19:01.320 every day

01:19:01.680 for breakfast

01:19:02.120 blue cheese

01:19:02.280 tastes like

01:19:02.820 goat milk

01:19:03.380 I know a

01:19:03.820 friend that's

01:19:04.280 addicted to

01:19:04.760 blue cheese

01:19:05.240 in my

01:19:05.940 in my

01:19:06.560 cereal

01:19:07.660 that's addicted

01:19:07.980 to inoculations

01:19:08.900 in my cereal

01:19:10.260 yeah this is not

01:19:12.240 true

01:19:12.440 most of my

01:19:12.860 friends are

01:19:13.160 addicted to

01:19:13.560 stuff

01:19:13.660 this isn't

01:19:13.680 true

01:19:13.880 in my cereal

01:19:14.940 instead of

01:19:15.500 using milk

01:19:16.000 I use goat

01:19:16.680 milk with

01:19:17.100 foot fungus

01:19:17.700 in it

01:19:18.100 I'm addicted

01:19:18.720 to caramel

01:19:19.340 really

01:19:20.060 yeah I

01:19:20.860 take bottles

01:19:21.720 he's addicted

01:19:22.360 to Nutella

01:19:23.000 okay so you

01:19:24.900 want to be a

01:19:25.220 foot doctor

01:19:25.740 and Zeffy

01:19:26.740 what do you

01:19:27.040 when you think

01:19:27.520 about your

01:19:27.780 future and

01:19:28.440 where you are

01:19:28.940 now

01:19:29.480 do you have

01:19:31.500 any big

01:19:31.840 plans

01:19:32.300 do you have

01:19:32.900 any

01:19:33.080 like what do

01:19:33.520 you kind of

01:19:34.160 see yourself

01:19:34.520 in the future

01:19:35.020 a few years

01:19:35.420 down the road

01:19:35.900 from now

01:19:36.200 do you see

01:19:36.540 yourself

01:19:36.820 kind of still

01:19:37.300 living in the

01:19:37.740 same house

01:19:38.300 do you see

01:19:38.680 yourself having

01:19:39.240 a job

01:19:39.960 if it's a few

01:19:41.160 years down

01:19:41.860 I probably

01:19:44.820 you gonna stay

01:19:47.160 living with your

01:19:47.600 parents or you

01:19:48.240 gonna

01:19:48.400 no I want

01:19:49.360 I'm gonna

01:19:49.920 move out

01:19:50.820 when I have

01:19:51.300 the money

01:19:51.720 and stuff

01:19:53.160 okay

01:19:53.900 and I want

01:19:54.380 to move

01:19:54.820 into an

01:19:55.840 apartment

01:19:56.780 and get a

01:19:58.440 job

01:19:58.880 and a couple

01:19:59.680 animals or

01:20:00.300 something or

01:20:00.680 what

01:20:00.980 I want to

01:20:03.160 get a

01:20:03.940 is it legal

01:20:08.800 to have a

01:20:09.240 bobcat as a

01:20:10.020 pet

01:20:10.320 I bet it

01:20:11.080 is

01:20:11.380 oh

01:20:12.080 I want

01:20:13.240 to get a

01:20:13.660 bobcat

01:20:14.160 or like

01:20:14.700 I really

01:20:15.900 want a

01:20:16.400 cockatoo

01:20:17.160 or a

01:20:17.480 parakeet

01:20:17.900 because you

01:20:18.420 can talk

01:20:18.820 to them

01:20:19.240 funny story

01:20:20.220 actually

01:20:20.620 my aunt

01:20:21.920 and my

01:20:23.240 mother

01:20:23.640 funny story

01:20:24.740 actually

01:20:25.200 had a

01:20:26.980 parrot

01:20:27.520 a red

01:20:28.320 parrot

01:20:28.720 and he

01:20:29.340 would

01:20:29.520 and he

01:20:30.380 would say

01:20:30.760 they would

01:20:31.520 always say

01:20:32.400 like shut

01:20:32.940 up Ricky

01:20:33.460 and so

01:20:35.000 and so

01:20:35.880 the parrot

01:20:36.560 would always

01:20:37.040 say shut

01:20:38.380 up Ricky

01:20:39.100 really

01:20:39.820 and he

01:20:40.280 would say

01:20:40.740 and the

01:20:41.520 parrot

01:20:41.700 would say

01:20:42.140 butthead

01:20:43.220 oh so

01:20:44.620 the parrot

01:20:45.020 is really

01:20:45.400 he can

01:20:45.860 he kind

01:20:46.680 of has

01:20:47.000 a mind

01:20:47.740 of his

01:20:47.980 own

01:20:48.200 huh

01:20:48.460 yeah

01:20:49.260 but it's

01:20:50.020 like

01:20:50.320 an influence

01:20:51.620 from his

01:20:52.480 owners

01:20:52.860 he's an

01:20:53.260 influencer

01:20:53.620 yeah I

01:20:54.800 think so

01:20:55.440 the parrot

01:20:56.200 is

01:20:56.520 he's on

01:20:57.420 tiktok

01:20:57.800 he's not

01:20:58.860 on tiktok

01:20:59.620 no no no

01:21:00.240 the parrot

01:21:00.700 went viral

01:21:01.320 like a few

01:21:01.880 years later

01:21:02.840 oh dang

01:21:03.520 he is

01:21:03.940 friends

01:21:04.340 he went

01:21:04.720 viral on

01:21:05.520 he's friends

01:21:06.400 with

01:21:06.780 um

01:21:07.600 Bryce Hall

01:21:09.260 he actually

01:21:10.100 cut Bryce Hall's

01:21:11.040 hair

01:21:11.360 who did

01:21:12.380 the parrot

01:21:13.140 oh really

01:21:13.780 yeah

01:21:14.200 oh good

01:21:14.520 I could imagine

01:21:15.860 that

01:21:16.180 now let me ask

01:21:17.720 you guys

01:21:17.940 my dad is

01:21:18.440 LeBron James

01:21:19.260 no he's not

01:21:20.460 Max

01:21:20.920 how do you know

01:21:22.180 that

01:21:22.280 let's talk about

01:21:23.560 some things you guys

01:21:24.660 are not good at

01:21:25.680 I want you to

01:21:26.300 each share

01:21:26.920 something

01:21:27.160 my dad

01:21:27.460 everything in my life

01:21:28.560 what are you good at

01:21:29.800 like eating

01:21:31.820 and sleeping

01:21:32.460 okay

01:21:33.000 and what are you

01:21:33.440 not good at

01:21:34.060 everything

01:21:35.220 do you think

01:21:36.360 you guys as

01:21:36.740 parents will

01:21:37.060 stay together

01:21:37.500 for a long

01:21:37.960 time

01:21:38.200 have you guys

01:21:38.580 talked about

01:21:39.020 that

01:21:39.300 or what

01:21:39.560 does their

01:21:39.780 relationship

01:21:40.140 seem like

01:21:40.760 we joke around

01:21:42.340 sometimes

01:21:42.880 say that

01:21:43.380 they're cheating

01:21:43.860 on each other

01:21:44.500 that's not

01:21:45.080 right Max

01:21:46.040 that's very

01:21:47.880 it's very you

01:21:49.620 style

01:21:50.060 but like at the

01:21:50.860 same time

01:21:51.240 that's like a

01:21:51.820 bad influence

01:21:52.680 for your

01:21:53.100 children

01:21:53.560 I don't have

01:21:54.940 children

01:21:55.520 but you're

01:21:57.480 like your

01:21:57.980 children

01:21:58.460 in the future

01:22:00.300 my child

01:22:01.520 is

01:22:02.700 actually

01:22:03.760 what are you

01:22:04.000 going to name

01:22:04.420 your children

01:22:04.940 I'm going to

01:22:05.880 name them

01:22:06.460 Goober

01:22:10.840 I'm going to

01:22:12.200 name them

01:22:12.740 Goofy and

01:22:13.820 Goober

01:22:14.220 oh wow

01:22:15.340 are they going

01:22:15.700 to be twins

01:22:16.160 or female

01:22:16.580 or male

01:22:17.040 they're going

01:22:17.920 to be

01:22:18.460 attack

01:22:18.940 helicopters

01:22:19.440 oh wow

01:22:20.580 beautiful

01:22:20.960 I could see

01:22:22.400 that actually

01:22:22.880 seems very

01:22:23.480 on brand

01:22:24.100 with where

01:22:24.460 we're headed

01:22:24.780 as a society

01:22:25.700 yes

01:22:26.520 what do you

01:22:27.120 think

01:22:27.380 Zeffy

01:22:27.660 now when

01:22:28.040 you start

01:22:28.500 to look

01:22:28.960 at the

01:22:30.160 world

01:22:30.540 today

01:22:30.980 do you

01:22:31.420 think

01:22:31.620 the world

01:22:32.000 is headed

01:22:32.240 in a good

01:22:32.720 direction

01:22:33.240 what are

01:22:33.580 some of

01:22:33.820 your

01:22:33.920 thoughts

01:22:34.400 we need

01:22:36.620 to stop

01:22:37.040 the old

01:22:38.320 guys

01:22:38.820 that

01:22:39.480 wear

01:22:41.180 shirts

01:22:42.500 with

01:22:42.740 Russian

01:22:43.080 flags

01:22:43.500 on them

01:22:43.940 because I

01:22:44.960 think

01:22:45.300 they're

01:22:45.540 American

01:22:46.000 communists

01:22:46.840 it's been

01:22:48.720 said

01:22:49.040 it's been

01:22:49.360 rumored

01:22:49.700 and I

01:22:50.340 think

01:22:50.860 stop

01:22:51.860 pollution

01:22:52.220 yeah

01:22:53.460 sure

01:22:53.840 but

01:22:54.180 yeah

01:22:54.740 sure

01:22:55.040 global

01:22:55.900 warming

01:22:56.440 global

01:22:57.180 warming

01:22:57.780 and

01:22:58.060 like

01:22:58.480 wild

01:22:59.120 I'm

01:22:59.300 just

01:22:59.500 being

01:22:59.720 serious

01:23:00.280 and

01:23:00.720 we're

01:23:00.900 probably

01:23:01.220 just

01:23:01.480 being

01:23:01.760 crazy

01:23:02.760 but look

01:23:03.560 global warming

01:23:04.740 is nice

01:23:05.160 when you're

01:23:05.360 at the

01:23:05.600 beach

01:23:05.860 when it's

01:23:06.140 nice

01:23:06.340 and hot

01:23:06.720 let's

01:23:07.200 be

01:23:07.340 honest

01:23:07.700 but

01:23:08.260 but

01:23:09.280 in

01:23:09.520 our

01:23:10.580 reality

01:23:11.760 global warming

01:23:12.880 isn't good

01:23:13.900 right

01:23:15.260 I agree

01:23:16.060 with you

01:23:16.480 except

01:23:17.500 when you're

01:23:18.000 at the

01:23:18.340 beach

01:23:18.640 except

01:23:19.140 that

01:23:19.580 but

01:23:19.860 like

01:23:20.280 so here's

01:23:21.760 the question

01:23:22.100 is do you

01:23:22.520 think enough

01:23:23.020 people are

01:23:23.440 willing to

01:23:23.940 give up

01:23:24.400 going to

01:23:25.080 the beach

01:23:25.680 and having

01:23:26.080 a nice

01:23:26.500 time

01:23:27.000 in order

01:23:28.000 for the

01:23:28.340 world

01:23:28.600 not

01:23:28.920 to

01:23:29.100 global

01:23:29.380 warm

01:23:29.740 no

01:23:30.400 right

01:23:30.940 yeah

01:23:31.520 but

01:23:31.700 like

01:23:32.400 most of

01:23:33.140 the

01:23:33.240 people

01:23:33.440 that

01:23:33.640 go to

01:23:33.920 the

01:23:34.080 beach

01:23:34.360 are like

01:23:34.780 adults

01:23:35.320 and kids

01:23:36.080 and most

01:23:36.980 of the

01:23:37.220 kids

01:23:37.360 what else

01:23:38.080 would go

01:23:38.520 a parent

01:23:39.100 no

01:23:39.700 an attack

01:23:40.320 helicopter

01:23:40.840 bro

01:23:41.200 we

01:23:42.060 we brought

01:23:42.880 our

01:23:43.080 who's driving

01:23:44.020 the

01:23:44.320 who's driving

01:23:45.540 the helicopter

01:23:46.340 the attack

01:23:46.960 helicopter

01:23:47.520 the whole

01:23:48.400 point of it

01:23:49.120 being an

01:23:49.800 attack

01:23:50.160 helicopter

01:23:50.620 is because

01:23:51.080 it drives

01:23:51.600 itself

01:23:51.940 and crashes

01:23:52.420 into everything

01:23:53.040 and blows

01:23:53.360 stuff up

01:23:53.740 but it's

01:23:54.140 an immortal

01:23:55.020 helicopter

01:23:55.560 you guys are

01:23:56.220 legends

01:23:56.580 now I want

01:23:57.760 to ask you

01:23:58.160 you're a legend

01:23:58.700 thank you

01:23:59.640 and I want

01:24:00.440 to ask you

01:24:00.900 guys too

01:24:01.440 you guys

01:24:01.920 are

01:24:02.440 you know

01:24:03.900 what age

01:24:04.400 do you feel

01:24:04.760 like you

01:24:05.040 might want

01:24:05.400 to settle

01:24:05.740 down

01:24:06.120 I know

01:24:06.640 you guys

01:24:06.980 settle down

01:24:07.920 you mean

01:24:08.300 like let

01:24:08.720 myself go

01:24:09.400 yeah

01:24:10.020 oh

01:24:10.960 what does that

01:24:11.400 mean

01:24:11.600 getting older

01:24:12.520 I know right

01:24:13.020 now you guys

01:24:13.400 try to take

01:24:13.820 care of your

01:24:14.140 diet

01:24:14.420 take care of

01:24:14.900 your body

01:24:15.400 37

01:24:15.860 we don't have

01:24:16.360 a diet

01:24:16.780 so 37

01:24:18.460 you're thinking

01:24:18.900 of starting

01:24:20.080 to just let

01:24:20.620 it go

01:24:20.940 huh

01:24:21.220 yeah just

01:24:21.900 like James

01:24:22.380 Harden

01:24:22.780 21

01:24:23.320 yeah

01:24:24.200 he went to

01:24:25.040 the party

01:24:25.560 and then he

01:24:26.640 came back

01:24:27.120 fat

01:24:27.500 I think he

01:24:28.120 ate a lot

01:24:28.460 of donuts

01:24:28.940 might have

01:24:30.120 do you guys

01:24:30.780 have any

01:24:31.000 suggestions for

01:24:31.620 me

01:24:31.800 yes

01:24:32.300 okay

01:24:32.860 tear those

01:24:33.580 curtain

01:24:33.820 downs

01:24:34.280 break the

01:24:35.980 window

01:24:36.440 replace the

01:24:37.840 windows with

01:24:38.360 wall

01:24:38.800 with walls

01:24:39.580 and paint

01:24:40.220 all the

01:24:40.780 Simpsons

01:24:41.180 characters

01:24:42.460 characters

01:24:42.780 on the

01:24:43.280 wall

01:24:43.580 because you

01:24:44.660 had that

01:24:45.060 in your

01:24:45.280 studio

01:24:45.520 in LA

01:24:45.960 remember

01:24:46.440 oh yeah

01:24:47.180 yeah

01:24:47.760 wouldn't it

01:24:48.260 be a bad

01:24:48.600 idea

01:24:48.900 we've thought

01:24:49.420 about doing

01:24:49.780 something different

01:24:50.260 we're working

01:24:50.760 with this church

01:24:51.380 curtain vibe

01:24:51.980 right now

01:24:52.360 I need something

01:24:52.840 I have no idea

01:24:54.100 what it is

01:24:54.520 so you said

01:24:55.200 you saw the

01:24:55.760 first season

01:24:56.240 of Stranger

01:24:56.700 Things

01:24:57.020 right

01:24:57.360 yeah

01:24:57.760 what was your

01:24:58.380 favorite part

01:24:58.900 my favorite part

01:25:00.600 was

01:25:01.440 I didn't watch

01:25:01.940 I like that

01:25:03.020 little kid

01:25:03.640 with the

01:25:04.080 glasses on

01:25:06.840 excuse me

01:25:08.880 I like the

01:25:09.520 little kid

01:25:09.800 with the

01:25:09.980 glasses on

01:25:10.600 who

01:25:11.680 the glasses

01:25:13.720 what

01:25:17.700 what

01:25:19.900 hello

01:25:21.600 I don't

01:25:25.400 I don't

01:25:25.700 remember

01:25:26.140 are you okay

01:25:27.080 what did it

01:25:27.900 look like

01:25:28.500 did it have

01:25:29.680 curly hair

01:25:30.260 I don't

01:25:30.940 remember

01:25:31.460 oh um

01:25:32.580 uh

01:25:33.040 did anyone

01:25:34.080 even wear

01:25:34.700 glasses in the

01:25:35.500 first season

01:25:36.060 what are you

01:25:36.760 guys okay

01:25:37.380 wait

01:25:37.760 what are you

01:25:38.540 what are you

01:25:39.320 is it

01:25:39.940 was it

01:25:40.340 Barb

01:25:40.780 it was Barb

01:25:42.540 yeah

01:25:43.400 let's go to

01:25:44.180 the Barb

01:25:45.000 yeah

01:25:45.740 it wasn't

01:25:46.620 Barb dude

01:25:47.220 what are the

01:25:47.620 Demogorgans

01:25:48.380 doing on

01:25:48.920 Friday night

01:25:49.820 they go to

01:25:52.100 the Barb

01:25:53.040 wouldn't we

01:25:54.380 like to know

01:25:54.960 because they

01:25:55.400 took her in

01:25:55.900 the show

01:25:56.300 my favorite

01:25:58.300 part

01:25:58.500 but everybody

01:25:58.940 knows that

01:25:59.380 if anybody

01:26:00.160 if anybody

01:26:00.860 is watching

01:26:01.400 this that

01:26:01.980 hasn't seen

01:26:02.580 Stranger

01:26:03.000 Things

01:26:03.340 there's

01:26:03.800 spoilers

01:26:04.640 my favorite

01:26:05.680 part is

01:26:06.240 when

01:26:06.620 they're

01:26:07.960 good point

01:26:08.440 they're

01:26:09.180 they're

01:26:09.960 they're

01:26:11.500 like

01:26:11.860 why is it

01:26:12.360 on your

01:26:12.580 face

01:26:12.900 oh yeah

01:26:13.720 what the

01:26:14.160 when they're

01:26:16.060 um

01:26:16.300 when they're

01:26:17.660 on the bike

01:26:18.120 chase with

01:26:18.600 the big

01:26:18.860 vans

01:26:19.380 and then

01:26:19.800 Elle flips

01:26:20.320 over the

01:26:20.720 van

01:26:21.020 with her

01:26:21.700 mind

01:26:22.060 okay

01:26:22.660 okay

01:26:23.280 okay

01:26:24.180 okay

01:26:25.160 do you need

01:26:26.620 a nap sir

01:26:27.340 how do you

01:26:28.280 guys

01:26:28.560 okay

01:26:28.920 we have

01:26:33.660 a

01:26:34.240 we have

01:26:35.880 a

01:26:36.600 a

01:26:37.020 we

01:26:38.020 i-o-u

01:26:39.660 what

01:26:41.420 i-o-u

01:26:42.600 here do this

01:26:46.300 max

01:26:48.280 are you thinking

01:26:49.460 about getting

01:26:50.340 plastic surgery

01:26:51.260 in the few

01:26:51.820 years

01:26:52.120 and like

01:26:52.760 i want to get

01:26:53.380 plastic surgery

01:26:54.180 to look like

01:26:54.760 my dog

01:26:55.240 you should get

01:26:55.840 a nose job

01:26:56.640 yeah

01:26:58.400 get a nose job

01:26:59.320 i want to

01:26:59.700 shave your

01:27:00.120 eyebrows and

01:27:00.800 put eyebrow

01:27:01.520 makeup on

01:27:02.100 i want to

01:27:02.320 get my eyes

01:27:02.860 sewn closed

01:27:03.780 and write

01:27:04.460 party time

01:27:05.340 on each one

01:27:05.980 i want to

01:27:07.220 get my lip

01:27:07.820 or my arm

01:27:08.580 tattooed

01:27:09.580 saying

01:27:10.180 i'm a goofy

01:27:11.780 goober

01:27:12.420 have you not

01:27:16.360 seen spongebob

01:27:17.340 no

01:27:18.260 yeah

01:27:18.720 what did you

01:27:21.600 do as a kid

01:27:22.380 if you didn't

01:27:23.100 watch spongebob

01:27:23.840 i didn't watch

01:27:24.380 spongebob we rode

01:27:25.000 our bike

01:27:25.560 cool

01:27:26.260 we made ramps

01:27:27.580 cool

01:27:27.780 we hurt

01:27:28.560 ourselves

01:27:29.100 cool

01:27:29.460 and

01:27:30.960 the one you

01:27:31.640 just said

01:27:31.940 was the fun

01:27:32.340 part

01:27:32.560 people would

01:27:33.100 vomit sometimes

01:27:33.940 cool

01:27:34.540 oh

01:27:35.440 pretty lit

01:27:36.200 we used to

01:27:36.560 eat ants

01:27:37.020 i got really

01:27:38.040 sick

01:27:38.480 like a week

01:27:39.960 ago

01:27:40.280 and i threw

01:27:40.820 up 12 times

01:27:41.820 and i stayed

01:27:43.000 in a chair

01:27:43.560 have you ever

01:27:45.880 had a feeling

01:27:46.480 of being like

01:27:47.220 weighed down

01:27:48.560 with like poop

01:27:49.680 poop

01:27:50.620 do you even

01:27:52.760 believe

01:27:53.540 yourselves

01:27:54.400 i mean

01:27:55.720 to be real

01:27:56.700 what does that

01:27:57.080 mean

01:27:57.320 do you even

01:27:58.280 believe in me

01:27:59.000 look guys

01:28:00.460 i

01:28:00.880 there's this guy

01:28:03.520 that was born

01:28:04.080 with the voice

01:28:04.660 of the voice

01:28:05.560 of morgan

01:28:06.080 freeman

01:28:06.480 he's reincarnated

01:28:07.880 as a lawnmower

01:28:08.680 and the only

01:28:09.140 thing he can't

01:28:09.840 do is open

01:28:10.400 foil paper

01:28:11.120 nice

01:28:12.840 nice

01:28:14.040 do you want

01:28:15.460 to hear my

01:28:15.760 morgan freeman

01:28:16.220 impersonation

01:28:16.840 yes

01:28:17.340 what is wrong

01:28:22.700 with you

01:28:23.140 i didn't start

01:28:23.700 it yet

01:28:24.080 here's my

01:28:24.880 morgan freeman

01:28:25.280 impersonation

01:28:25.820 all right

01:28:26.140 okay

01:28:27.140 they said it

01:28:28.260 would take a

01:28:28.660 man 600

01:28:29.280 years to get

01:28:30.080 out of this

01:28:30.500 here prison

01:28:31.160 but andy

01:28:32.300 dufresne did

01:28:33.040 it in less

01:28:33.540 than 20

01:28:34.180 why are you

01:28:36.240 like why did

01:28:37.960 i even get

01:28:39.320 get us on

01:28:40.700 that topic

01:28:41.180 what's something

01:28:42.600 you just want to

01:28:43.100 tell the people

01:28:43.660 out there you

01:28:44.220 know let's give

01:28:44.640 each of you guys

01:28:45.360 about 30 seconds

01:28:46.180 to just tell

01:28:46.740 people what you

01:28:48.420 want to say

01:28:49.060 and then we can

01:28:49.760 um i want to

01:28:50.740 say that uh i am

01:28:54.700 glad to that i'm

01:28:56.520 on this podcast

01:28:57.600 because i never

01:29:00.520 thought i would be

01:29:01.380 on a podcast

01:29:01.960 and that's all

01:29:03.640 okay okay um

01:29:06.020 what i want to

01:29:06.660 say is i feel

01:29:09.140 very glad to be

01:29:10.020 on this podcast

01:29:10.720 and um just

01:29:14.160 just thanks to

01:29:14.880 my parents for

01:29:15.580 taking me out

01:29:16.160 here and stuff

01:29:17.160 and um i

01:29:18.720 actually want to

01:29:19.540 promote co's

01:29:20.460 merch by doing

01:29:22.040 like a little

01:29:22.700 sequence okay

01:29:24.020 okay so i have

01:29:26.680 his hoodie on

01:29:28.340 yeah whatever

01:29:29.860 website he has

01:29:30.960 go buy it

01:29:32.320 please okay

01:29:33.420 all right man

01:29:34.660 well bye you

01:29:36.200 know i love you

01:29:36.760 guys and i'm glad

01:29:37.580 you guys were able

01:29:38.320 to be here today

01:29:39.240 and um we just

01:29:42.520 say at the end of

01:29:43.180 the episode we

01:29:44.240 say we'll probably

01:29:45.120 go out with a

01:29:45.720 little bit of

01:29:46.120 eddie nine volt

01:29:47.000 again uh come up

01:29:49.000 excuse me and

01:29:49.880 it's the same song

01:29:50.660 that we came in

01:29:51.380 with what's that

01:29:52.160 supposed to mean

01:29:52.680 and i want to

01:29:53.840 thank everybody for

01:29:54.460 being a part of

01:29:55.000 the show you can

01:29:55.500 get tickets at

01:29:56.260 theovon.com slash

01:29:57.860 tour t-o-u-r

01:30:00.900 you are what

01:30:02.620 don't buy through

01:30:03.920 any other site

01:30:04.980 because uh it's a

01:30:06.480 scam it's a scam

01:30:07.460 website that's how i

01:30:08.660 watch my carly

01:30:09.600 there you go a lot

01:30:11.100 of scams out there

01:30:11.720 do governments

01:30:12.500 create clouds for

01:30:13.960 you to stop seeing

01:30:15.520 the end of the

01:30:16.600 earth now that's a

01:30:18.060 question for this

01:30:18.700 guy eddie bravo a

01:30:19.680 friend of mine who's

01:30:20.380 not here today but i'm

01:30:22.480 gonna ask him you guys

01:30:24.360 be good to yourselves

01:30:25.040 man gang gang gang gang

01:30:28.600 i'm gonna come up

01:30:39.280 yeah

01:30:40.580 feels real good

01:30:42.940 after i've been so

01:30:44.000 blue

01:30:44.520 i'm on the

01:30:49.740 karma

01:30:50.200 it feels so good to

01:30:54.280 have a brand new

01:30:55.280 view

01:30:55.720 ladies and gentlemen

01:31:12.740 i'm jonathan kite and

01:31:14.260 welcome to kite club a

01:31:15.820 podcast where i'll be

01:31:16.900 sharing thoughts on

01:31:17.700 things like current

01:31:18.500 events stand-up stories

01:31:20.120 and seven ways to

01:31:21.460 pleasure your partner

01:31:22.460 the answer may shock

01:31:24.080 you

01:31:24.360 sometimes i'll interview

01:31:25.680 my friends sometimes i

01:31:27.400 won't and as always i'll

01:31:29.500 be joined by the voices in

01:31:30.700 my head

01:31:31.200 you have three new voice

01:31:33.580 messages

01:31:34.080 a lot of people are

01:31:35.740 talking about kite club

01:31:37.080 i've been talking about

01:31:38.540 kite club for so long

01:31:39.880 longer than anybody else

01:31:41.520 so great

01:31:42.300 hi

01:31:43.300 swia

01:31:44.080 easy deal

01:31:45.360 anyone who doesn't

01:31:46.860 listen to kite club is

01:31:48.260 a dodgy bloody wanker

01:31:49.860 jermaine

01:31:50.560 i'll take a quarter pounder

01:31:53.360 with cheese

01:31:53.840 and a mcflurry

01:31:54.860 sorry sir but our

01:31:55.700 ice cream machine is

01:31:56.420 broken

01:31:56.720 i think tom hanks just

01:32:00.800 butt dialed me

01:32:01.680 anyway

01:32:02.160 first rule of kite club

01:32:03.520 is

01:32:04.080 tell everyone about kite

01:32:05.540 club

01:32:05.820 second rule of kite club

01:32:07.180 is

01:32:07.740 tell everyone about kite

01:32:09.620 club

01:32:10.000 third rule

01:32:10.780 like and subscribe

01:32:11.920 wherever you listen to

01:32:12.980 podcasts

01:32:13.640 or watch us on

01:32:14.860 youtube yeah

01:32:15.580 and yes don't worry

01:32:17.040 my brad pitt impression

01:32:18.280 will get better

01:32:19.080 my brad pitt sounds

01:32:21.260 die

01:32:21.520 한번

01:32:22.040 kung

01:32:30.100 but the

01:32:31.520 one

01:32:32.440 are

01:32:32.840 what

01:32:32.960 it's

01:32:33.440 good

01:32:33.840 either

01:32:34.940 like andозмه

01:32:35.480 from

01:32:35.720 it's

01:32:36.300 why

01:32:36.440 it's

01:32:36.940 death

01:32:37.140 it's

01:32:37.260 having

01:32:37.480 this

01:32:37.580 following

01:32:38.100 in

01:32:38.880 the

01:32:39.200 coming

01:32:39.920 early

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - June 30, 2021

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