This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E348 Kyle Dunnigan

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00:00:50.060 Today's guest is really just a patented individual

00:00:54.180 This man is a patented style of creative

00:00:58.800 And I think if God could have patented him he would

00:01:02.040 And so I'm just so happy to have him here today

00:01:07.760 He's already making me laugh and he's not even here yet

00:01:10.360 But he has so many great characters

00:01:13.280 You have to check out his YouTube channel

00:01:15.360 We will put it below as the first link for you to please go and check out

00:01:19.800 You know him from his Fresh Prince of DC

00:01:23.920 On YouTube, his Craig's News Live

00:01:27.360 Craig's News Live

00:01:28.640 You know him from his impersonations of the Jenners and the Daddy Mama

00:01:37.600 And whoever, I can't remember, Caleb Jenner

00:01:40.720 And all of those people

00:01:43.660 And what I'm telling you, the Kardashians

00:01:46.640 What I'm telling you today is we have Mr. Kyle Dunnigan

00:01:50.260 For me to set that parking brake

00:01:53.020 And let myself unwind

00:01:55.820 Shine that light on me

00:01:59.800 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:02:05.500 Shine on me

00:02:10.500 And I will find a song

00:02:14.700 I've been singing just for me

00:02:18.080 And now I've been moving

00:02:24.320 We probably have similar kind of maybe genetic hair patterns

00:02:27.040 Yeah, well you're from, I think we're from the same type of community

00:02:31.440 From Louisiana?

00:02:33.140 No, I mean old country community

00:02:34.880 Like English area, Italian, is this you?

00:02:41.640 I'm Polish Nicaraguan, but

00:02:43.400 Really?

00:02:43.940 Yeah

00:02:44.140 Okay, different

00:02:45.500 Somebody fucked on a boat probably to get me

00:02:48.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:02:49.800 That's not really a land animal, but

00:02:51.580 It's a strong mix, though

00:02:55.040 Yeah, I don't know if it's good

00:02:58.280 Kyle, can I have you pull the mic a little bit closer?

00:03:01.500 Yes

00:03:01.900 We kind of do a soft start, we're rolling

00:03:04.900 Yeah

00:03:06.020 Oh, I like to soft open

00:03:08.380 Yeah

00:03:09.200 You were late

00:03:10.880 I'm never late, by the way

00:03:13.560 Are you really?

00:03:14.140 Yes, like I am upset I'm late

00:03:16.380 And I, when I was younger, my mother was like, the bus is coming, the bus, screaming every morning

00:03:24.240 We never were late, but I have it in me, even if I'm going to a place

00:03:27.040 Was it really coming?

00:03:28.860 Yeah, eventually, but we never were late

00:03:31.680 Right

00:03:32.240 You know what I mean?

00:03:32.740 Like she was, we'd have 40 minutes and she'd scream this

00:03:35.380 Oh yeah

00:03:36.120 This one when the bus would, when it left, she would have to drive us to school

00:03:39.920 Right

00:03:40.040 But she never did, but she was, but she was, but she never did, but she never did, but she was a panicked person

00:03:43.680 And you were out there

00:03:44.620 Now, did your mother have extreme, was she like one of those extreme panicky people?

00:03:48.480 Yeah, her anxiety is through the roof, and it's really affected me, to be honest with you, if we're going to get honest on this podcast

00:03:54.780 I will

00:03:56.340 Did your mother breastfeed you?

00:03:59.340 No, everything wrong, also I was a cesarean, which makes you a sociopath

00:04:03.840 Greek? Oh, sociopath, yeah

00:04:06.640 Oh, you came out the belly

00:04:08.200 Uh-huh

00:04:08.760 Uh-huh, which you don't get

00:04:10.700 My friend was breech birth out the belly, I'm like, how did he even do that?

00:04:14.400 No, I don't think that's a thing

00:04:16.320 Oh, he did it

00:04:17.040 No, but I don't think you get breech birth out, you're a breech birth, and then you get out the belly

00:04:22.820 This kid Alan did it, yeah

00:04:24.160 They said it, I mean, everybody knew it, his mom, everybody kept saying it

00:04:28.040 And nobody ever said it about anybody else, so I would imagine you did it

00:04:31.300 And he seemed like the guy that did it, didn't he?

00:04:33.940 I didn't get oxygen for a long time, and I came out purple, and they put me in an incubator

00:04:39.540 And the doctors prepared my parents that this one may not, you know, be mentally well

00:04:44.920 And I have a theory, I think I was born, I think I was like a genius

00:04:49.380 And then I got a little retarded

00:04:51.140 And now I seem like average intelligence

00:04:54.720 Do you know what I mean?

00:04:55.880 Yeah, like jean tarted

00:04:57.040 Exactly

00:04:57.720 I like that

00:04:58.660 Exactly

00:04:59.200 Yeah, man, I could see that in you, man, because you definitely really

00:05:03.100 I could see some doctor walking over to your parents with like a empty shoebox

00:05:08.240 You're like, hey, you might want to put some hay in this thing, you know

00:05:11.220 Yeah, he's going to like that

00:05:12.540 Yeah

00:05:12.900 And I did show bad signs when I was younger

00:05:15.300 Like I would just fly a kite for hours and just with my tongue out

00:05:19.040 And I was very focused on things

00:05:21.920 I think I probably was Asperger or something

00:05:26.000 No one tested you back then

00:05:27.160 They just were like, he likes to stare at kites

00:05:29.040 Or he likes to play with string or whatever

00:05:30.800 Right, or he's a bird watcher

00:05:32.440 Yeah, yeah

00:05:32.980 And I would just like plink on the piano just for hours

00:05:37.380 Like just listening to the

00:05:38.720 So

00:05:39.300 A little D flat the neighbors called you

00:05:41.340 Yeah, yeah

00:05:43.180 That's it, yeah

00:05:44.400 That's wild

00:05:45.680 So your mom was yelling for the bus?

00:05:47.700 And what were you got?

00:05:48.480 Who was in the house?

00:05:49.500 She still fills me with a lot of anxiety

00:05:52.440 Everything is like she's defusing a bomb

00:05:54.840 Like, you have to put the thing in the

00:05:56.200 Like that, everything

00:05:57.360 So I have a very solid trigger to being late

00:06:01.200 Which I'm sorry I'm late, I don't like being late

00:06:03.160 And I was very anxious to hold right over

00:06:05.100 And I sped

00:06:05.780 I sped past a cop

00:06:07.320 That's where I was at mentally

00:06:08.920 They don't care anymore

00:06:10.020 Unless you are literally driving by shooting people

00:06:13.100 Oh yeah

00:06:13.840 The cop, I feel like they're not stopping anyone

00:06:16.740 I know, I know cops

00:06:18.240 My brother's a cop

00:06:19.840 Is he really?

00:06:21.000 And I mean, the way this whole thing is set up

00:06:23.520 How, you know, risk your life and your career by

00:06:29.140 You know, he was talking about stories

00:06:31.180 Some guy was like

00:06:32.780 It was his

00:06:34.560 I shouldn't even say, never mind

00:06:36.780 It wasn't him

00:06:37.920 They like, someone's doing something very illegal

00:06:40.240 And they just let him go

00:06:41.840 They're just like, I can't even

00:06:43.000 Right

00:06:43.380 The black and white thing is so intense

00:06:45.140 It's like, I gotta just not be involved in this

00:06:46.940 Oh, if you're doing black crime

00:06:48.620 You are free to go right now

00:06:50.000 Yeah

00:06:50.140 You can run into any

00:06:52.160 You can do any

00:06:52.980 It's like

00:06:53.680 That's what it feels like

00:06:55.400 Because if somebody records it

00:06:56.860 Then

00:06:57.360 Suddenly you're the bad guy

00:06:59.640 Oh yeah

00:07:00.120 And they get like

00:07:01.480 A certain amount of the recording

00:07:03.580 And then you're just fired immediately

00:07:05.080 But also

00:07:06.080 You know, these guys

00:07:07.160 Cops

00:07:07.620 Just to defend cops for five minutes

00:07:09.380 Oh, totally

00:07:10.160 They

00:07:10.580 Imagine a job

00:07:12.080 Where you go

00:07:12.580 Where people are being assholes

00:07:13.840 All day

00:07:14.700 Like, they're being assholes over here

00:07:16.560 And you go there

00:07:17.320 And they're

00:07:17.600 They yell at you

00:07:18.920 And they spit on you

00:07:19.640 Yeah

00:07:19.940 And like, okay, that's finished

00:07:21.060 Now there's these other people being assholes

00:07:22.620 Go over there

00:07:23.300 Yeah

00:07:23.500 And that's the

00:07:24.080 And then 20 years of that

00:07:25.300 Here's what they

00:07:26.320 What they need

00:07:27.200 Not, you know

00:07:28.200 They need

00:07:28.780 20 minutes of therapy

00:07:30.360 Mandatory

00:07:31.600 And

00:07:33.100 Oh, we got a camera move

00:07:35.100 Well, he used to be a peeping Tom also

00:07:37.040 We don't talk about Nick that much

00:07:38.020 Yeah, he has

00:07:38.580 Like a silent move

00:07:39.180 He's a premature baby

00:07:40.120 Is that right?

00:07:41.740 Yeah, me too

00:07:42.460 Yeah

00:07:43.040 Oh, yeah

00:07:43.960 Yeah, pretty

00:07:44.320 But anyway

00:07:45.080 This should be a group

00:07:46.020 There's gotta be a Facebook group, huh?

00:07:47.820 Adult preemies

00:07:48.640 Yeah, definitely

00:07:49.660 I'm just wondering about

00:07:51.160 The effects of it

00:07:53.000 And what they were on me

00:07:54.340 And

00:07:54.500 They gotta be heavy, dude

00:07:55.900 It's like

00:07:56.220 You ever take a cake out of the oven

00:07:57.460 Like a few minutes early

00:07:58.480 And then the oven breaks

00:07:59.800 And you can't do any more baking of it

00:08:01.700 Yeah, all the time

00:08:03.020 And you guys have to eat that

00:08:03.980 Kind of like crater cake, you know

00:08:05.560 Although

00:08:06.100 I mean, that's that example

00:08:07.500 I mean

00:08:07.980 Cookie

00:08:08.680 Like fake cake batter

00:08:10.060 Is like a flavor

00:08:11.020 At some ice cream parlors

00:08:13.120 You know

00:08:13.340 It's delicious

00:08:13.840 Even uncooked

00:08:15.280 Yeah, but

00:08:16.360 It's just like humans

00:08:17.260 Some people chocolate

00:08:18.120 Some people vanilla

00:08:19.040 Some people

00:08:19.760 Got the sprinkles in them

00:08:22.720 Gay man

00:08:23.420 Or whatever

00:08:24.020 You know

00:08:24.460 The funfetti guy

00:08:25.800 Rum raisin

00:08:26.540 Yeah

00:08:26.740 You know

00:08:27.180 Paul Newman loved rum raisin

00:08:28.760 I worked at this

00:08:29.380 Haagen-Dazs store

00:08:31.060 In Westport, Connecticut

00:08:32.180 And he'd come in every now and then

00:08:33.300 Only guy who would get the rum raisin

00:08:35.360 Wow

00:08:35.840 You know

00:08:36.340 Paul Newman

00:08:36.660 Kids don't even know

00:08:37.240 Who Paul Newman is anymore

00:08:38.200 They think he's that

00:08:39.060 They think he's a

00:08:39.980 Condiment

00:08:41.120 Or you know

00:08:41.800 A condiment

00:08:42.520 A sauce maven

00:08:43.220 Yeah

00:08:43.700 I think it's all maven

00:08:45.400 Is a word

00:08:46.220 But

00:08:46.520 Well anyway

00:08:47.820 My childhood was

00:08:48.860 My mother would film

00:08:49.820 My room with clowns

00:08:50.880 That's another thing

00:08:51.420 She did to me

00:08:52.000 Well I want to know more

00:08:52.560 I want to know more about

00:08:53.240 A little bit of this birthing

00:08:54.260 And the breastfeeding

00:08:55.140 Specifically before we move on

00:08:56.820 Because my mother had

00:08:59.540 Small breasts dude

00:09:01.540 And I remember

00:09:02.600 I almost remember

00:09:04.540 Trying to get milk out of it

00:09:06.260 And there's nothing in it

00:09:07.580 There's no way you remember that

00:09:09.220 I think

00:09:09.900 I

00:09:10.160 Because sometimes

00:09:10.960 I swear to God Kyle

00:09:12.300 Sometimes I will kind of

00:09:13.940 Lay down and go like this

00:09:15.300 And it makes me

00:09:16.580 I almost feel like

00:09:19.660 It's dinner time

00:09:20.540 You know

00:09:20.920 Like it's like

00:09:21.580 I almost remember being

00:09:23.160 I know it sounds crazy

00:09:24.620 It's not like a real memory

00:09:25.920 Like some girl at a bar

00:09:26.980 Was like

00:09:27.300 I remember being

00:09:28.540 Eight months old

00:09:29.940 Like it's not like that

00:09:31.060 It's like a genetic

00:09:32.300 Recon

00:09:33.400 It's like a genetic

00:09:34.960 It's like a ghost

00:09:36.060 In my body

00:09:36.680 That comes to the surface

00:09:37.740 Of my skin

00:09:38.440 When I do this

00:09:39.860 Like a ghost

00:09:40.900 That has an idea

00:09:41.820 That happened a long time ago

00:09:43.620 How old were you when you stopped

00:09:45.280 Maybe that's a fair question

00:09:46.300 When I stopped breastfeeding

00:09:47.060 Yeah

00:09:47.320 Maybe you were 11

00:09:48.680 No no no

00:09:50.140 I was younger than that

00:09:51.420 I don't remember

00:09:52.700 But I don't ever remember

00:09:54.260 Seeing my mother's breasts

00:09:55.860 Past four or five

00:09:57.780 And I remember

00:09:59.680 Do you remember seeing them?

00:10:01.600 Yeah

00:10:01.900 You can in your mind

00:10:03.060 Imagine what your mother's

00:10:04.340 Nipples look like

00:10:05.140 And know what they are

00:10:07.060 I wouldn't say

00:10:08.400 Know what they are

00:10:09.660 I remember them

00:10:10.760 I think as a feeding domicile

00:10:12.680 Kind of

00:10:13.080 But do you remember

00:10:14.300 What your mother's

00:10:14.900 Nipples look like?

00:10:16.340 I don't

00:10:16.880 I never saw them

00:10:18.600 I never saw my mother's

00:10:20.220 Nipples

00:10:20.440 You never saw them?

00:10:21.200 No

00:10:21.620 Even as you got a little older

00:10:23.720 Especially

00:10:24.820 Oh Kyle

00:10:26.940 Your mother would be

00:10:28.520 A nude around the house

00:10:29.620 I saw my friend's mom's

00:10:30.960 Boobs a lot

00:10:31.900 My friend's mom

00:10:32.960 Would just walk in

00:10:33.900 Buck naked

00:10:34.580 And I

00:10:35.740 Like

00:10:36.840 I was 13

00:10:37.740 When you're really interested

00:10:38.720 You know

00:10:39.240 Dude

00:10:40.220 My friend Scott's mom

00:10:42.040 Walking down the hole

00:10:43.480 In front of me

00:10:44.040 One time

00:10:44.640 Dropped something

00:10:46.180 Or the lord took it

00:10:47.240 Out of her hand

00:10:47.720 And set it on the ground

00:10:48.580 For you

00:10:49.180 Yeah

00:10:49.560 Bro she bent over

00:10:50.680 To pick it up

00:10:51.360 And had no underpants on

00:10:52.960 Oh my god

00:10:53.940 And I was like

00:10:55.020 I'm coming over here again

00:10:56.500 And that's when they

00:10:57.180 Didn't clean things up

00:10:58.200 Down there

00:10:58.620 Oh it was

00:10:59.280 Oh

00:10:59.580 It was definitely

00:11:00.680 It was just like

00:11:01.440 Do you prefer that now?

00:11:02.420 Because the first time

00:11:03.440 You get sexualized

00:11:04.420 You usually

00:11:04.980 Are into that

00:11:06.220 Like certain people

00:11:07.220 Who

00:11:07.600 You know

00:11:08.240 Are into feet

00:11:08.740 Like they saw feet

00:11:09.640 When they first got

00:11:10.360 Sexually awoken

00:11:11.120 Or they

00:11:11.680 You know

00:11:14.120 Had someone

00:11:14.620 We

00:11:15.260 We know somebody

00:11:16.380 Who

00:11:17.160 Like their

00:11:17.900 One of the first experiences

00:11:18.860 Was

00:11:19.220 A girl told

00:11:20.300 Him to masturbate

00:11:21.560 In front of her

00:11:22.240 A girl told him

00:11:23.900 Yeah

00:11:24.220 To masturbate

00:11:24.760 And that was like

00:11:25.120 His first sexual

00:11:25.920 First sexual experience

00:11:27.140 Locks in your brain

00:11:28.640 I know

00:11:28.980 And then for the rest of your life

00:11:30.000 You're chasing that dragon

00:11:31.220 That's Louis CK

00:11:32.200 So did you

00:11:32.960 Have that with

00:11:33.940 Do you now like it

00:11:35.420 That

00:11:37.220 Not

00:11:37.800 Not

00:11:38.140 Groomed

00:11:39.520 No

00:11:39.920 I

00:11:40.240 I

00:11:40.620 I will say this

00:11:42.560 The first time

00:11:43.320 I ever masturbated

00:11:44.180 Was on a

00:11:44.840 Shelving unit

00:11:45.920 Because I climbed up

00:11:47.380 This shelving unit

00:11:48.160 My brother had some

00:11:48.980 Magazines up there

00:11:49.840 I cracked them open

00:11:50.720 They had a can of

00:11:52.540 Mint julep

00:11:55.140 Liquor

00:11:55.760 Yeah

00:11:56.580 And I cracked

00:11:57.840 That thing open too

00:11:58.900 And so I'm sitting

00:11:59.880 On this shelving unit

00:12:00.920 Dude on the top

00:12:01.820 Wait I'm sorry

00:12:02.880 Like that

00:12:04.280 Like a shelf like that

00:12:05.700 That's a shelving unit

00:12:06.740 It was metal though

00:12:07.720 It was like one of the

00:12:08.540 Metal ones with the cross

00:12:09.840 With those cross straps

00:12:11.060 In the back

00:12:11.660 Going up

00:12:12.180 The X's kind of

00:12:13.460 It was metal

00:12:14.000 And you were up on it

00:12:15.480 Oh yeah

00:12:15.960 And you were on the top

00:12:16.660 13 or 12

00:12:17.620 Yeah I was probably

00:12:18.680 About 11 or 12

00:12:19.860 And I got that

00:12:20.900 Nudy mag

00:12:21.540 I think it was called

00:12:22.440 Like bust

00:12:23.840 Or odour

00:12:24.640 Or something

00:12:25.120 Like a french one

00:12:26.020 Swank

00:12:26.640 And I got

00:12:27.980 Yeah something like

00:12:28.720 That swank

00:12:29.540 Rub or something

00:12:31.320 You know just

00:12:31.820 Something like

00:12:32.620 I don't think

00:12:33.220 Rub is one

00:12:34.020 I'm sure

00:12:35.740 It's one

00:12:36.340 I don't think

00:12:36.980 If not

00:12:37.660 We're coming out

00:12:38.440 With it dude

00:12:39.140 It'll be premature

00:12:40.480 Babies

00:12:40.780 Yes that was

00:12:41.800 Kind of it

00:12:42.380 Wait that would

00:12:42.960 Make so much noise

00:12:43.900 And not be at all

00:12:45.120 Stable for you

00:12:46.060 To pleasure yourself

00:12:47.460 I think that's

00:12:48.300 What goes into it

00:12:48.900 For me honestly

00:12:49.420 Why didn't you

00:12:49.740 Just take the magazine

00:12:50.500 Down and go somewhere else

00:12:51.420 I mean that's

00:12:51.860 A fair question

00:12:52.980 Because it was

00:12:53.620 In my brother's closet

00:12:54.960 So it was already

00:12:56.560 Like the most remote

00:12:57.700 Place I could be

00:12:58.540 For my parents

00:12:59.400 Or anybody

00:13:00.100 Could you come down

00:13:01.180 From it

00:13:01.500 Why did you have to

00:13:01.880 Be at the top

00:13:02.380 Of it

00:13:02.680 Master

00:13:03.020 Because that's

00:13:03.600 Where I got it

00:13:04.240 And I think

00:13:04.680 I was just so

00:13:05.580 In

00:13:06.300 I was there

00:13:07.180 Does that image

00:13:08.440 Do a little something

00:13:09.660 When you see it

00:13:10.320 Well that's what

00:13:10.960 I was going to say

00:13:11.380 When I'm by a

00:13:12.180 If I'm by like

00:13:13.560 An old

00:13:14.020 Like a

00:13:14.340 I don't want to say

00:13:15.440 A poor shelving unit

00:13:16.700 But like

00:13:17.280 The poor kids had them

00:13:18.820 It was the style

00:13:19.480 That poor people had

00:13:20.360 I can't

00:13:21.020 So when you're

00:13:21.620 In like a Marshall's

00:13:22.460 You might come across

00:13:23.300 That and things

00:13:24.040 And I really do

00:13:25.260 It like

00:13:25.840 Makes me want to

00:13:27.040 Climb back up there

00:13:27.720 Like almost my arms

00:13:28.780 Will start going like that

00:13:29.860 But I remember

00:13:31.360 Ejaculating up there

00:13:32.460 For the first time

00:13:33.160 Yeah

00:13:34.380 You never forget that

00:13:37.020 Oh I was

00:13:38.100 I couldn't believe it

00:13:39.800 I was like

00:13:40.900 Where

00:13:41.260 Where

00:13:41.760 It is a moment

00:13:42.820 Where you're

00:13:43.500 You don't even know

00:13:45.000 What happened

00:13:45.660 Yeah

00:13:46.860 It's disturbing

00:13:48.000 You think you're gonna die

00:13:49.860 You don't know

00:13:50.540 What's gonna happen

00:13:51.380 You don't know

00:13:51.700 If you're about to win something

00:13:52.860 Yeah

00:13:54.320 And it's coming from like

00:13:56.880 I mean it's your like

00:13:57.900 Genetic like

00:13:59.180 It's like the dinosaur

00:14:01.080 Yeah

00:14:01.760 You know

00:14:02.180 It's like that dirty reptile

00:14:03.520 That's like

00:14:03.860 He is something

00:14:04.560 It's just some

00:14:04.600 Billion year old

00:14:05.960 I mean

00:14:06.180 You see

00:14:07.060 It's in all of us

00:14:08.920 All animals

00:14:10.060 And also with the breastfeeding

00:14:11.640 I saw this monkey

00:14:13.060 They reunited with its mom

00:14:14.320 You know

00:14:14.980 After whatever

00:14:15.540 And it just

00:14:16.460 Knew to find her nipple

00:14:17.940 And it's just all

00:14:19.020 Genetically coded in us

00:14:20.380 That's why I think

00:14:21.560 We're very much

00:14:22.360 Much more machines

00:14:23.660 Than we think

00:14:24.900 The free will

00:14:26.580 And that's who we are

00:14:29.800 A lot of it

00:14:30.380 We're on

00:14:30.720 Some sort of code

00:14:33.240 Don't you feel like

00:14:33.980 We're sort of

00:14:34.580 Your behaviors

00:14:35.960 A lot of it

00:14:36.720 Like that exactly

00:14:37.580 Is coded in

00:14:38.400 And I think there's

00:14:39.160 A lot more stuff

00:14:39.880 We don't think about

00:14:40.440 So do you think

00:14:41.420 We have a lot of free will

00:14:42.560 No I don't

00:14:43.840 I actually

00:14:44.400 Sam Harris has a book

00:14:45.220 About it

00:14:45.620 And he totally

00:14:46.380 Right

00:14:46.600 He does not believe

00:14:47.420 There is

00:14:47.800 And it freaks you out

00:14:49.080 Here's why also

00:14:50.020 I think you need to

00:14:50.600 Put a lot of weight

00:14:51.900 Into what he's saying

00:14:52.660 Is because you don't

00:14:53.280 Want to believe it

00:14:53.920 It's like heaven

00:14:54.860 A lot of people

00:14:55.280 Believe in heaven

00:14:55.960 Yeah

00:14:56.320 Because you want

00:14:57.160 To believe it

00:14:57.840 When there's so much

00:14:59.240 Evidence there is in heaven

00:15:00.320 Well

00:15:00.920 I wouldn't say that

00:15:02.180 Well

00:15:02.680 What about this

00:15:03.920 Okay the idea

00:15:04.560 There's a highway to it

00:15:05.600 There

00:15:06.400 Oh nice

00:15:07.460 That was a great movie

00:15:08.320 Dude

00:15:09.200 It was

00:15:10.020 Yeah that show was great

00:15:11.920 But

00:15:12.120 But listen

00:15:12.520 If you got

00:15:13.060 Let's say you get amnesia

00:15:14.180 For example

00:15:14.460 Okay

00:15:15.000 A little blood gets taken

00:15:16.480 Away from your brain

00:15:17.000 For a bit

00:15:17.420 I believe it

00:15:17.980 And now you can't

00:15:18.980 Remember your family

00:15:19.760 Or who you are

00:15:20.420 Are you telling me

00:15:21.400 You take all the blood

00:15:22.300 Out of your brain

00:15:22.860 And you're dead

00:15:23.300 You suddenly remember everybody

00:15:24.640 What is that

00:15:26.420 And they go

00:15:26.960 Oh that's the soul

00:15:27.700 Where is your soul

00:15:28.580 You don't have a soul

00:15:29.160 When you're alive

00:15:29.720 Wait so what happens

00:15:30.400 I don't have any blood

00:15:31.220 Yeah you have like

00:15:32.420 If you're dead

00:15:33.120 You have no blood

00:15:33.980 Okay

00:15:34.520 I mean nothing's running

00:15:35.820 Through your brain

00:15:36.560 Right

00:15:36.940 When you had amnesia

00:15:38.380 You didn't remember anything

00:15:39.100 How do you now remember

00:15:40.100 Everybody and yourself

00:15:41.120 How is that possible

00:15:42.160 Once you're dead you mean

00:15:43.040 Yeah

00:15:43.540 Like when you go to heaven

00:15:44.180 You remember your family

00:15:45.000 And stuff

00:15:45.300 Yeah and you're like

00:15:45.620 Yeah I'm in heaven

00:15:46.020 You don't

00:15:46.640 Exactly

00:15:47.280 But most people believe in heaven

00:15:49.060 Because they want to believe it

00:15:49.940 Which is getting back to free will

00:15:51.200 Most people

00:15:51.960 Including myself

00:15:53.280 And I had to put the book down

00:15:54.520 Because it's disturbing

00:15:55.540 Because he puts a

00:15:57.120 A very good case together

00:15:58.420 About how we don't have free will

00:16:00.360 And it's a white guy

00:16:01.280 It is a white guy

00:16:03.100 Unfortunately

00:16:03.660 It's a white guy

00:16:05.400 No I still believe

00:16:06.060 Look I believe honestly

00:16:07.380 Mostly white guys

00:16:08.460 If I'm real honest with myself

00:16:09.900 You know what I mean

00:16:10.680 Like

00:16:11.000 I mean I believe other people as well

00:16:12.940 But I

00:16:13.260 When I think about

00:16:14.840 People that I believe

00:16:16.360 Like

00:16:16.720 About a lot of stuff

00:16:18.320 A lot of them are white

00:16:19.240 I believe like a

00:16:20.420 Casual guy

00:16:22.400 I just go by tells

00:16:24.760 You know

00:16:25.320 Touching the face

00:16:26.500 If someone touches their face

00:16:27.700 When they talk to you

00:16:28.660 Yeah

00:16:29.040 Especially on like a moment

00:16:30.420 That's important

00:16:31.000 If you ask someone

00:16:31.480 A pointed question

00:16:32.240 And they go

00:16:33.260 No I didn't do that

00:16:34.280 They lie

00:16:34.960 That's a lie

00:16:35.520 Biggest tell

00:16:36.520 Is the touch face

00:16:37.440 Is it really

00:16:37.900 Part of it's actually

00:16:39.600 Biological

00:16:41.420 Like you actually get

00:16:42.300 Blood taken away

00:16:43.740 From your face

00:16:44.220 When you lie

00:16:44.600 You feel guilt or whatever

00:16:45.540 No way

00:16:46.000 And so it becomes

00:16:46.500 A little itchy

00:16:47.060 And you kind of want to

00:16:47.740 But it's also just like

00:16:49.920 You're trying to cover

00:16:50.480 Your mouth a little bit

00:16:51.380 Right

00:16:51.680 Trying to hide the truth

00:16:52.540 Because you believe

00:16:53.220 You're an honest person

00:16:54.200 So you're just like

00:16:55.060 It's like a

00:16:56.100 Cognitive dissonance

00:16:57.360 You're just

00:16:57.680 You have like a little

00:16:59.440 Brain flash

00:17:00.480 Also there's microaggressions

00:17:01.920 Yeah

00:17:02.420 Someone will make a quick

00:17:03.240 Expression if you catch it

00:17:04.780 And that's all in

00:17:06.760 Sam Harris' book

00:17:07.620 No this is other stuff

00:17:09.120 Oh

00:17:09.480 But so you

00:17:10.640 So going back to free will

00:17:12.340 Yeah sometimes I

00:17:13.160 I wonder if

00:17:14.100 And now we're so

00:17:15.340 Getting programmed by stuff

00:17:16.860 It's like

00:17:17.440 That our free will

00:17:18.960 Whatever little we have

00:17:20.380 It's almost like

00:17:21.540 There's so many dog whistles

00:17:23.760 Out there now

00:17:24.500 Yeah

00:17:24.720 You know like just with

00:17:25.540 The internet

00:17:26.020 And just you know

00:17:27.280 The advertising

00:17:28.120 It's like it's so hard

00:17:29.720 To battle it

00:17:30.500 Yeah you're getting programmed

00:17:31.560 And you also

00:17:32.440 Your thoughts come

00:17:33.880 From your subconscious

00:17:34.640 You know

00:17:35.180 And then you think

00:17:36.300 You thought your thought

00:17:37.220 But you didn't

00:17:37.740 It just kind of

00:17:38.500 Popped into your head

00:17:39.480 If you notice it

00:17:40.300 But see now

00:17:41.120 Then

00:17:41.460 But then here's

00:17:42.480 And you're actually

00:17:43.520 A great case for this

00:17:44.440 Because you're like

00:17:45.300 A very interesting guy

00:17:47.020 Man

00:17:47.380 And so

00:17:48.100 I

00:17:49.240 You're one of the few

00:17:50.640 People in the world

00:17:51.960 That I see

00:17:52.760 Where I'm like

00:17:53.600 Oh this guy

00:17:54.580 Has unique thoughts

00:17:55.980 And ideas

00:17:56.680 So

00:17:57.820 It's interesting

00:17:59.800 That you would

00:18:00.400 Kind of go with that

00:18:01.520 Because I feel like

00:18:02.720 That doesn't really

00:18:04.020 Define you really

00:18:05.260 Do you think it does

00:18:06.180 No I think

00:18:07.040 I'm just a product

00:18:08.180 Of my mother

00:18:09.760 Screaming at me

00:18:10.540 As we've covered

00:18:11.340 Yeah

00:18:12.200 Things in my childhood

00:18:14.040 Where

00:18:14.600 You know

00:18:15.760 There's some

00:18:16.160 Underwear pulled up

00:18:17.440 Higher than it needed

00:18:18.160 To be in the back

00:18:19.020 On men or women

00:18:20.000 On myself

00:18:21.420 Oh really

00:18:22.380 By others

00:18:22.920 Or by yourself

00:18:23.400 By others

00:18:23.720 You know

00:18:24.600 Some little bullying

00:18:25.260 And then there was like

00:18:26.600 Were you bullyable

00:18:27.660 I was very tiny

00:18:29.400 I was miniature

00:18:30.780 For so long

00:18:31.600 And I really liked girls

00:18:33.020 You know

00:18:33.680 You get that age

00:18:34.380 Where you want to be

00:18:35.260 Being tall

00:18:36.840 Is so important

00:18:38.140 When you're in like

00:18:38.680 Seventh grade

00:18:39.460 Dude there's nothing

00:18:40.260 Crazier than some

00:18:41.040 Little guy that wants

00:18:41.760 To fuck everyone

00:18:42.540 Yeah

00:18:44.160 You don't want to talk

00:18:44.880 But I was like

00:18:45.380 Oh here you go

00:18:45.960 Look at him

00:18:46.620 Yeah

00:18:47.300 Look at him

00:18:47.820 He's holding his dick up

00:18:49.400 Yeah yeah

00:18:49.880 He's just so tiny

00:18:51.080 Swinging a big dick

00:18:51.620 But he's tiny

00:18:52.280 He's pointing his dick

00:18:52.860 At the air

00:18:53.420 And it looks bigger

00:18:54.280 Because he's so tiny

00:18:55.180 Oh yeah it's crazy

00:18:56.520 Yeah and then I was

00:18:57.800 Voted class clown

00:18:58.640 I cried

00:18:59.240 Oh you cried

00:19:01.100 And they found out about it

00:19:02.700 I cried

00:19:03.860 I mean I didn't cry

00:19:04.800 Like whale cried

00:19:05.440 But like I was in the hallway

00:19:06.400 And I found out my

00:19:06.960 And I just started tearing

00:19:09.680 And they changed it

00:19:10.460 To best personality

00:19:11.280 Because they felt bad for me

00:19:12.180 The idea of being a clown to me

00:19:13.920 First of all

00:19:14.840 I was never

00:19:15.340 I wasn't trying to be a clown

00:19:16.740 I was trying to be cool

00:19:17.740 Pull up a clown Nick

00:19:18.700 Please

00:19:19.800 Can we see a clown

00:19:20.560 On a shelf

00:19:21.420 I didn't mean to interrupt you man

00:19:22.720 But you were trying to be cool

00:19:23.760 Now what methods

00:19:24.860 Were you using to be cool

00:19:26.080 You know like

00:19:27.060 Hair combing

00:19:28.000 Gels

00:19:28.760 Yeah okay

00:19:30.740 And then

00:19:31.460 This

00:19:31.800 Get into this psychology

00:19:33.120 So I get

00:19:33.860 Voted class clown

00:19:34.860 My

00:19:35.140 My mother knows

00:19:36.560 I'm upset about it

00:19:37.260 And she starts filling

00:19:37.940 My room with clowns

00:19:38.840 And I'm

00:19:39.540 Why

00:19:40.240 Why

00:19:41.820 Why

00:19:43.140 I don't know

00:19:45.520 But I

00:19:46.800 I was so

00:19:47.720 Beaten down

00:19:49.060 With like

00:19:49.560 My voice didn't matter

00:19:50.640 When I was younger

00:19:51.180 That I never said

00:19:52.400 I don't like this

00:19:53.220 I just sat in my room

00:19:54.020 With clowns

00:19:54.720 Just for years

00:19:55.420 And my phone would ring

00:19:56.940 And it would just be

00:19:57.300 This like laughing clown

00:19:58.520 What

00:19:59.340 They would go like

00:19:59.800 Ha ha ha

00:20:00.240 That's hysterical

00:20:01.200 No way

00:20:01.680 And that was my phone

00:20:02.560 And I'd be like

00:20:03.520 Hello

00:20:04.160 Oh my god

00:20:06.480 I didn't like

00:20:07.880 Oh my god

00:20:08.760 You were like

00:20:09.160 Years later

00:20:09.560 I went to therapy

00:20:10.500 I'm like

00:20:10.920 Why'd you

00:20:11.340 Why'd you do that

00:20:13.080 You were like

00:20:13.840 Will

00:20:14.320 That was almost

00:20:15.920 Willie

00:20:16.280 Like a very cheap

00:20:17.600 Willy Wonka

00:20:18.280 Kind of going

00:20:18.800 I just can't believe

00:20:19.920 You had the clown phone

00:20:21.240 That would break my heart

00:20:22.420 It was like a clown

00:20:23.160 That was sitting

00:20:23.760 It was like this

00:20:24.720 Kind of

00:20:25.000 It was sitting on the thing

00:20:26.100 And it's eyes would light up

00:20:27.500 The creepiest thing

00:20:28.640 You can imagine

00:20:29.180 And it would laugh

00:20:30.220 And I would just pick it up

00:20:32.800 And talk to my one friend

00:20:34.200 Look I'm making this sound bad

00:20:37.520 I had great parents

00:20:38.440 And I had a great childhood

00:20:39.400 But there were certain moments

00:20:40.520 Where you know

00:20:41.000 That are key

00:20:41.500 What do you think it did to you

00:20:42.820 Is that the phone

00:20:43.880 Yes

00:20:44.680 That's it

00:20:45.320 That's so funny

00:20:46.740 Can you play a video

00:20:48.020 Of it laughing

00:20:48.580 And Bozo the clown phone

00:20:50.580 Yeah please do it

00:20:51.480 I want to see him get erect

00:20:52.520 Oh my god

00:20:52.920 You know how you were getting

00:20:54.120 Hard by that countertop

00:20:55.900 This is making me

00:20:56.900 It's a shelving unit

00:20:57.320 This hit me in the gut

00:20:58.220 Right here when I saw that clown

00:20:59.400 Oh yeah

00:21:00.040 It made me nauseous

00:21:01.460 Here we go

00:21:02.840 Oh my god

00:21:07.880 And that's your friend

00:21:08.620 It goes

00:21:08.920 That's hysterical

00:21:09.980 Kind of a cool phone

00:21:12.680 Like look

00:21:13.360 Remember Bozo the clown

00:21:14.640 That show

00:21:15.220 Vaguely

00:21:16.880 One of my friends was on

00:21:18.780 And I think

00:21:19.180 Or somebody told me

00:21:19.920 They weren't

00:21:20.260 I just

00:21:20.620 Always thought they weren't

00:21:22.220 I knew a clown

00:21:23.080 You ever meet a real clown

00:21:24.580 And get to know him

00:21:26.720 As a person

00:21:27.300 Oh no

00:21:28.860 Yeah

00:21:29.540 I knew a clown

00:21:30.420 He was in a show

00:21:31.160 I was just like

00:21:32.020 Did you do a lot of stage shows

00:21:34.140 Yeah

00:21:34.420 I started off as like

00:21:35.240 An actor thing

00:21:36.440 I didn't

00:21:37.380 Honestly

00:21:37.780 This is another thing

00:21:38.560 My mother pushed me

00:21:39.440 I never wanted to get on stage

00:21:40.640 Or anything

00:21:40.880 I was pushed to audition

00:21:42.120 Nuh-uh

00:21:42.740 Yeah

00:21:43.140 I make her sound horrible

00:21:44.620 She's actually very

00:21:45.360 My older brother and sister

00:21:47.360 Both were like not performers

00:21:48.960 And I think I was the last one

00:21:50.820 She's like

00:21:51.100 This one's gonna do this

00:21:52.120 And then

00:21:52.980 I was on a movie

00:21:53.960 And we had like a nanny

00:21:56.580 For a week

00:21:57.000 My parents went to like Australia

00:21:58.100 And she's like

00:21:59.400 Do you not want to be here

00:22:00.520 And I was like

00:22:01.300 No I don't

00:22:02.920 And she's like

00:22:03.200 Okay let's go home

00:22:03.820 And it's the first time

00:22:04.660 An adult like listened

00:22:05.780 I felt

00:22:08.080 I'm exaggerating by the way

00:22:09.500 No look

00:22:09.880 You remember moments

00:22:11.960 And like my parents

00:22:13.120 Did an amazing job

00:22:13.880 But there's like moments

00:22:14.560 That I remember

00:22:15.240 Yeah

00:22:15.960 And then I

00:22:16.520 Yeah I just got back

00:22:17.960 From this therapy

00:22:18.560 This trauma center

00:22:19.300 For like a week

00:22:20.100 And you talk about

00:22:20.940 All like your like

00:22:22.060 Growing up stuff

00:22:23.800 And like the things

00:22:24.700 That shape you

00:22:25.400 Why you behave

00:22:26.220 The way you do now

00:22:27.340 Yeah

00:22:27.640 And you

00:22:28.100 Fascinating

00:22:29.020 Cause you can't

00:22:30.400 There's moments

00:22:32.860 That are so impactful

00:22:33.940 That right on the slate

00:22:36.160 Of your personality

00:22:37.200 When you're younger

00:22:37.900 You can't protect a kid enough

00:22:39.940 Even if you're the best parent

00:22:41.380 He walks out

00:22:42.180 And someone

00:22:42.520 Right

00:22:43.140 Somebody throws a fucking

00:22:44.400 Little harpoon

00:22:45.080 Or something at him

00:22:45.860 And scares him

00:22:46.660 A dog bites him

00:22:48.000 Yeah

00:22:48.400 And you didn't do

00:22:49.180 The right thing after

00:22:50.040 Yeah

00:22:50.480 And then there's one girl

00:22:51.840 Someone's teacher said to her

00:22:53.860 You're perfect

00:22:55.300 And then she became anorexic

00:22:56.820 She remembered that moment

00:22:58.020 I have to be perfect

00:22:58.700 That's my identity

00:22:59.520 You can't help but like

00:23:01.040 Run into traps

00:23:03.060 Yeah I don't think

00:23:04.220 That's what I

00:23:04.640 That's one thing I was realizing

00:23:05.780 After that week at this place

00:23:07.120 I'm like

00:23:07.420 Is there any way

00:23:08.560 To do it right

00:23:09.580 No there's so many variables

00:23:10.660 You run into so many

00:23:11.680 And one day

00:23:12.220 Think about how many

00:23:12.660 Little things happen to you

00:23:13.620 And then when you're younger

00:23:14.800 You're just so absorbing it

00:23:16.460 And you're trying to find out

00:23:17.460 What's my identity

00:23:18.160 Who am I

00:23:19.000 And so those

00:23:20.420 Are really key

00:23:21.480 And if you get a dirty clue

00:23:23.380 From someone

00:23:23.860 A red herring

00:23:24.600 Yeah

00:23:25.100 You know the experiment

00:23:26.000 In the 70s

00:23:26.600 When they said

00:23:27.100 All the brown eyed kids

00:23:29.340 Are dumber

00:23:30.160 Than the blue eyed kids

00:23:31.540 Blue eyed kids are smarter

00:23:33.100 They've never done this experiment now

00:23:34.480 Yeah it was a famous experiment

00:23:35.480 And then the blue eyed kids

00:23:36.980 Started to do better

00:23:37.680 On the test

00:23:38.680 The brown eyed kids

00:23:39.240 Started to do crappy

00:23:40.260 And it just

00:23:40.900 This insidious thing

00:23:42.360 Seeps into your head

00:23:43.480 If you don't

00:23:44.620 But as a parent

00:23:46.700 Your job

00:23:47.620 You can't control it

00:23:49.200 Do your best

00:23:50.360 Best personality

00:23:52.320 They changed it

00:23:53.800 Was it a small school

00:23:55.280 Yeah

00:23:56.060 Like 150 kids in our class

00:23:58.540 That's a pretty decent amount

00:24:00.120 Yeah it wasn't tiny

00:24:01.140 Were you dating in high school

00:24:02.560 What was it like

00:24:03.000 I tried

00:24:03.620 And I was like

00:24:04.580 The friend they would tell

00:24:06.080 Like I fucked this guy

00:24:07.500 Is your friend

00:24:08.060 I'd be like

00:24:08.320 That's too bad

00:24:08.880 I fucked Jeremy last night

00:24:10.020 You're like

00:24:10.340 Yeah

00:24:10.720 Yeah I love this girl

00:24:11.880 Who loved my friend

00:24:13.540 Who was like

00:24:13.960 Pretty like trash

00:24:14.900 And I was that guy

00:24:15.660 Who's that guy

00:24:16.420 John Cryer

00:24:17.200 I was just John Cryer

00:24:18.460 All the time

00:24:19.040 Oh yeah

00:24:19.760 Remember that

00:24:20.920 Pretty in Pink

00:24:22.600 Uh uh

00:24:23.340 Was that that movie

00:24:23.820 He just like

00:24:25.360 He cried all the time

00:24:26.100 He played Ducky

00:24:26.440 You remember that

00:24:26.960 He played Ducky

00:24:27.480 In that movie

00:24:27.920 Uh uh

00:24:28.480 Here he is

00:24:29.080 Here he is

00:24:29.560 Ducky

00:24:30.120 That was me

00:24:31.520 The worst person

00:24:32.720 To be in high school

00:24:33.500 John Cryer

00:24:34.500 From television

00:24:35.380 Two and a half men

00:24:36.840 Two and a half men

00:24:37.600 There you go

00:24:38.340 East town

00:24:39.460 I met

00:24:40.320 Um

00:24:40.880 What's her

00:24:41.500 Molly Wingrove did a podcast

00:24:42.980 I used to do

00:24:44.020 And uh

00:24:45.040 She came on it

00:24:45.800 Yeah

00:24:46.080 No

00:24:46.540 And she

00:24:47.200 She was cool

00:24:48.000 She hates 80's music

00:24:50.420 Which I found fascinating

00:24:51.500 Because she sort of

00:24:52.380 Made that

00:24:52.980 Kind of popular

00:24:54.020 She's in the videos

00:24:55.180 Or she certainly

00:24:56.040 Gets packed into it

00:24:57.400 I know

00:24:57.920 You think she

00:24:58.940 It's weird how you

00:24:59.980 Kind of hate

00:25:00.640 The things

00:25:01.240 From your past

00:25:02.100 I feel like

00:25:02.720 I think you don't

00:25:03.440 Experience them

00:25:04.160 The way other people

00:25:04.820 Did

00:25:05.520 Is that it you think

00:25:06.900 I don't know

00:25:08.280 Well I don't know

00:25:09.060 Like Charles in charge

00:25:10.200 Guy hates Charles in charge

00:25:11.760 You know

00:25:12.240 Really

00:25:13.220 Scott Baio

00:25:14.380 I bet Small Wonder

00:25:15.660 Still likes it

00:25:16.480 You ever see Small Wonder

00:25:17.240 With that

00:25:18.200 Oh is that the guy

00:25:18.960 The Robot Girl

00:25:19.600 Is that with Jerry O'Connell

00:25:21.780 You might want to check this out

00:25:23.340 No this

00:25:23.980 You

00:25:24.560 Small Wonder

00:25:25.540 Was the most amazing

00:25:26.720 TV show that I ever

00:25:27.480 Made on the air

00:25:28.180 It was a man

00:25:29.300 Who was a robot engineer

00:25:30.880 And it's the worst acting

00:25:32.520 And writing

00:25:32.980 I've ever seen

00:25:33.380 Like the wife's like

00:25:34.200 But you're a robot engineer

00:25:35.720 And she tells him

00:25:36.400 What his job is

00:25:37.100 To tell the audience

00:25:37.880 What he does

00:25:38.180 So then he

00:25:39.300 Has

00:25:39.600 He made this robot

00:25:40.520 That his boss didn't like

00:25:41.720 A robot that would be

00:25:43.120 Make everyone a kajillionaire

00:25:45.020 And so he takes it home

00:25:45.960 And he works on it at home

00:25:46.860 And then

00:25:47.320 She becomes part of the family

00:25:48.700 And here's a scene from it

00:25:50.460 Honey

00:25:51.820 Isn't he cute

00:25:53.880 My name is

00:25:55.040 She's a robot

00:25:55.940 Pleased to meet you

00:25:56.860 The daughter

00:25:57.460 My name is Vicky

00:25:58.400 Pleased to meet you

00:26:00.260 This is

00:26:03.700 She's like four seasons

00:26:07.180 Mom is thick

00:26:08.120 Thick

00:26:08.780 Huh

00:26:09.060 Yeah she's from some

00:26:10.340 Ada's movies

00:26:10.940 Yeah she

00:26:11.540 That kid never worked again

00:26:18.920 None of them worked again

00:26:21.180 The kid got molested

00:26:22.480 Probably was his next credit

00:26:23.560 You know

00:26:24.500 Sadly

00:26:26.000 Look at this dude

00:26:26.860 And that's Joe Biden

00:26:28.020 Right there

00:26:28.360 About to smell that lady

00:26:29.680 Look at him grab her

00:26:31.180 All aggressive

00:26:31.980 Early 80's style

00:26:33.160 Dude is it

00:26:34.240 You know

00:26:36.420 I mean you do so many

00:26:37.180 Great characters man

00:26:38.220 Are you starting to feel like

00:26:41.320 Well first let me ask this

00:26:44.720 Do you think that the

00:26:45.760 Do you think Biden has

00:26:48.280 That perv streak in him

00:26:50.060 I don't

00:26:51.860 I

00:26:52.180 I

00:26:52.460 Sometimes I wonder

00:26:53.300 Am I just watching

00:26:54.500 Enough weird edits of shit

00:26:56.360 Or is this

00:26:58.040 Obvious

00:26:58.840 I think he's

00:27:00.460 Just from

00:27:01.640 He's a very touchy guy

00:27:03.140 But I don't think it's a perv

00:27:04.760 I'm gonna

00:27:05.580 Do some

00:27:06.660 Sexually assault you

00:27:07.480 I think

00:27:07.760 Cause he does it to like

00:27:08.720 All different types

00:27:09.760 Like

00:27:10.060 Kids

00:27:10.880 Old men

00:27:11.600 I mean he's like

00:27:12.360 Sniffing old men's hair

00:27:14.500 And he's touching everybody

00:27:15.680 He's touching women more

00:27:16.860 Obviously

00:27:17.360 But like

00:27:17.940 I think he's just

00:27:19.360 I think he's just

00:27:20.620 A touchy guy

00:27:21.340 My opinion

00:27:22.480 You got shades on

00:27:23.420 I wanna put shades on

00:27:24.580 No no I got

00:27:25.100 No I have shades

00:27:26.180 You have them

00:27:26.640 I'll take mine off if you want

00:27:29.140 No I wanna put mine on

00:27:30.440 Are yours pretty expensive

00:27:31.500 Yeah

00:27:32.580 Oh wow

00:27:35.220 Those are good

00:27:36.160 Were you devastated

00:27:37.980 Was there a time in your career

00:27:39.300 Where you got devastated out here

00:27:40.900 Where you're like

00:27:41.360 I'm not gonna be anything

00:27:42.620 Um

00:27:43.820 Yeah like this morning

00:27:45.700 No I never

00:27:50.340 Felt like I made it

00:27:51.780 I always felt like I was

00:27:53.380 You ever see Cliffhanger

00:27:54.900 Just like hang

00:27:55.680 White knuckling

00:27:56.620 My career

00:27:57.460 Yeah

00:27:57.780 At all times

00:27:58.720 I mean I

00:27:59.500 When I look back

00:28:00.920 I got saved at the last minute

00:28:02.500 Every time

00:28:03.360 Every stage

00:28:04.520 I mean I started off doing

00:28:06.260 Um

00:28:06.660 You know sketch

00:28:07.900 And improv

00:28:08.560 It was what I'm like

00:28:09.700 Like more suited to

00:28:11.440 Than stand up

00:28:12.140 And then I'm like 25

00:28:13.620 Like I have no money

00:28:14.800 And I'm like oh

00:28:15.360 There's no money in this

00:28:16.600 It took me like all that time

00:28:17.580 To go there's no money

00:28:18.540 In doing sketch

00:28:19.340 Yeah

00:28:19.700 No one said don't do that

00:28:21.040 Yeah

00:28:22.160 No one tells you that

00:28:23.620 Yeah like you should get

00:28:25.100 SNL

00:28:26.140 If I saw a miracle

00:28:26.980 But like other than that

00:28:28.420 So then I was like

00:28:29.240 Okay I'll do stand up

00:28:30.100 So I did that

00:28:31.040 And I got really lucky

00:28:32.220 To make a living doing that

00:28:33.480 I felt like

00:28:34.180 You know this owner

00:28:35.080 Of this club

00:28:35.800 Took me under his wing

00:28:36.560 Because it wasn't a very

00:28:37.700 Assertive person

00:28:39.400 Yeah it's interesting

00:28:40.460 I would wonder

00:28:41.040 How you would kind of

00:28:41.980 Yeah what was your

00:28:42.640 Beginning stand up

00:28:43.400 Was it kind of like

00:28:43.980 Brett Weinbach

00:28:44.860 Kind of

00:28:45.320 You know what I'm talking about

00:28:46.520 Yeah I love Brett Weinbach

00:28:47.980 Oh he's so funny man

00:28:49.300 Yeah he's like

00:28:49.960 I'm just trying to wonder

00:28:50.520 What

00:28:50.820 Because I don't

00:28:52.520 These are too dark

00:28:54.380 Are they

00:28:55.020 They're too dark

00:28:56.300 No you put yours on

00:28:57.200 Yours are lighter

00:28:57.880 You can see

00:28:59.340 I can't see

00:29:00.000 Yeah Brett Weinbach

00:29:01.200 I really started

00:29:02.620 I had bad management

00:29:05.460 When I was younger

00:29:07.120 And not that they

00:29:07.760 They were trying to do

00:29:08.480 A good

00:29:09.000 No levy

00:29:09.860 I had

00:29:10.220 See I would go up

00:29:12.180 And I would do like

00:29:12.740 A guitar song

00:29:13.860 And then I would do

00:29:14.420 A character

00:29:14.960 It was weird

00:29:15.780 And back

00:29:16.840 You know when I started

00:29:17.620 It was like

00:29:18.220 You know Tim Allen

00:29:19.040 Or whatever

00:29:19.240 You got a deal

00:29:19.920 By talking about yourself

00:29:21.000 And so they were like

00:29:22.760 Don't do the guitar

00:29:23.680 Don't do the characters

00:29:24.700 So I listened to them

00:29:27.300 Because I just listened

00:29:28.440 To what anybody tells me

00:29:29.620 Me too

00:29:29.960 And then I got to a point

00:29:31.060 Where now luckily

00:29:32.220 With like

00:29:32.740 The internet

00:29:34.360 And the Instagram

00:29:35.580 And stuff

00:29:35.920 I can do

00:29:36.760 I'm finally doing

00:29:38.060 What I should have been doing

00:29:39.180 The whole time

00:29:39.960 Yeah but I was just

00:29:40.840 Adults were telling me

00:29:42.880 You know successful managers

00:29:44.340 And so I thought

00:29:45.280 That they knew best

00:29:46.500 And yeah

00:29:48.100 I did have that inner thing

00:29:49.180 Where I listened to

00:29:50.460 I'm starting to do it now

00:29:53.200 A little bit more

00:29:53.780 Yeah

00:29:54.180 Yeah man

00:29:55.640 I mean I feel like

00:29:56.400 You're coming in your own

00:29:57.180 At like a lightning speed

00:29:58.620 With Craig's News Live

00:30:00.860 Craig's News Live

00:30:01.980 Is interesting

00:30:02.660 Because some people hate it

00:30:04.560 Like it gets a real response

00:30:06.580 Some people watch it

00:30:07.380 Because they hate it

00:30:08.140 I think you know

00:30:08.940 It's got like

00:30:10.140 I would say 90%

00:30:11.680 Of the people who follow me

00:30:12.680 Hate it

00:30:13.580 And wish I'd stop

00:30:14.340 And there's 10%

00:30:15.420 That are mad

00:30:16.280 That I don't do it more

00:30:17.880 You know I do it like

00:30:18.580 Once a month now

00:30:19.580 And no one's happy

00:30:21.120 By the way

00:30:21.500 With anything I put out

00:30:22.460 Because I put out like

00:30:23.840 I put this

00:30:24.640 And like where's

00:30:25.060 Catty Daddy

00:30:25.700 Or something else

00:30:26.800 Like where

00:30:27.280 And then

00:30:28.280 So I just cycle around

00:30:30.000 And you know

00:30:30.400 With making money

00:30:30.960 On the internet

00:30:31.200 You've got to be

00:30:31.640 Consistent every week

00:30:32.580 And I can't be consistent

00:30:33.980 So now what I'm trying to do

00:30:35.180 Is do like a weekly show

00:30:36.460 Where I do

00:30:37.680 A little bit of everything

00:30:38.660 Which is

00:30:39.500 I don't know

00:30:39.860 If I can handle

00:30:40.880 That much of a workload

00:30:41.800 Of trying to write

00:30:42.760 And shoot and edit

00:30:44.380 And I also have to edit

00:30:45.380 You know

00:30:45.860 I'm not a fast editor

00:30:47.080 It feels like a lot of work

00:30:49.160 But it feels like

00:30:50.520 So

00:30:51.520 What I love

00:30:52.580 Is that it's so

00:30:53.400 Like you can tell

00:30:54.240 That you're on

00:30:55.060 Every

00:30:55.620 Every twist

00:30:57.560 And moment of it

00:30:58.560 Is associated to you

00:31:00.180 You know

00:31:00.620 So it's so specific

00:31:01.880 Yeah man

00:31:03.860 It's awesome

00:31:04.620 To know

00:31:05.200 That you're like

00:31:05.940 Existing out there

00:31:06.780 And making cool stuff

00:31:07.680 I'm so

00:31:09.080 People are excited

00:31:10.100 That's really nice

00:31:11.920 Because I

00:31:12.460 I really feel like

00:31:13.980 It was like

00:31:14.480 Hail Mary pass

00:31:16.060 This is happening

00:31:18.260 And YouTube

00:31:19.080 Instagram

00:31:20.280 I don't make any money

00:31:21.120 I'm trying to get everyone

00:31:21.680 Over to YouTube now

00:31:22.440 I don't make any money

00:31:23.000 On Instagram either

00:31:23.640 Yeah

00:31:23.900 I'm trying to shovel

00:31:24.800 Everyone to YouTube

00:31:25.440 And that's where

00:31:26.380 You can make some money

00:31:27.580 They'll get there

00:31:27.880 They're getting there

00:31:28.600 Yeah

00:31:28.880 And I finally got

00:31:29.960 An advertiser yesterday

00:31:31.060 You did

00:31:31.640 It was like

00:31:32.200 Because I wasn't

00:31:32.640 Making any money

00:31:33.440 And working

00:31:34.220 Like you know

00:31:35.820 10 hours a day

00:31:37.020 That's a lot of work

00:31:38.020 But yeah

00:31:39.540 E-Forms

00:31:40.420 Oh I've used

00:31:42.500 E-Forms before

00:31:43.480 Yeah

00:31:43.800 They came through

00:31:45.180 And they're sponsoring

00:31:46.380 The Fresh Pres of DC show

00:31:48.140 They're like the

00:31:48.760 Advertiser on that

00:31:49.600 Oh that's great dude

00:31:50.120 Yeah I saw the first episode

00:31:51.340 How was the response to that

00:31:53.180 Really good

00:31:54.060 It's been really good

00:31:54.980 And I'm trying to

00:31:55.640 Dovetail it

00:31:56.460 Like so I can not

00:31:57.680 It's not Biden every week

00:31:59.740 And I'll start adding

00:32:00.300 Other characters

00:32:00.940 Like I'm gonna have

00:32:02.920 You know

00:32:03.360 Caitlin come in

00:32:04.920 Other

00:32:05.440 And even like

00:32:07.320 I did this time

00:32:07.960 Canceler sketch

00:32:09.860 That people asked for

00:32:10.880 I only did one of them

00:32:11.840 But I'm gonna have

00:32:13.740 My other sketch

00:32:14.580 Other characters

00:32:15.280 Come into the show

00:32:16.340 And make it like

00:32:17.020 A more general show

00:32:17.980 Not just always about Biden

00:32:19.100 Because I think

00:32:19.340 That would get old

00:32:19.960 You know

00:32:20.320 Yeah that's a good point

00:32:21.240 That's a good read man

00:32:22.260 Yeah

00:32:22.660 What

00:32:24.300 I've done the

00:32:25.340 Craig

00:32:25.520 Dude I was on

00:32:26.260 A date actually

00:32:27.100 Recently

00:32:27.560 And I may have

00:32:28.460 Tried to make love

00:32:29.120 To this woman or not

00:32:29.880 And I kept doing

00:32:30.600 The Craig's News Live voice

00:32:32.560 And she hates me now

00:32:36.860 Oh I'm sorry

00:32:37.640 I could not

00:32:38.080 No it was good

00:32:38.800 I don't think

00:32:39.160 It was meant to be dude

00:32:40.020 Because

00:32:40.240 It's a good litmus test

00:32:41.120 Oh it was so much fun

00:32:42.620 I couldn't stop doing it

00:32:44.000 Which part

00:32:44.600 Which like

00:32:45.080 And I was like

00:32:45.580 Oh yeah

00:32:46.540 I'm not even

00:32:47.100 I can't even get hard

00:32:48.420 Can't record test penis

00:32:49.720 You're talking about your dick

00:32:50.900 Yeah

00:32:51.200 Yeah I don't see

00:32:53.360 Why that wouldn't be

00:32:54.020 Sexy to her

00:32:54.940 These kids are being

00:32:55.460 So bad in here

00:32:56.740 You know

00:32:57.560 I'll do stuff like that

00:32:58.920 Like for some reason

00:33:00.020 Every time I make out

00:33:00.940 With a girl

00:33:01.340 I'll always be like

00:33:02.020 Oh these kids

00:33:02.900 Are being so bad

00:33:04.140 I always say that

00:33:05.120 For some reason

00:33:05.880 Like oh these kids

00:33:07.340 Are being so bad in here

00:33:08.800 Oh Craig's News Live

00:33:10.700 I think

00:33:11.440 And she's like

00:33:11.860 Why do you keep saying

00:33:12.600 Craig's News Live

00:33:14.120 But I couldn't not say it

00:33:17.900 That's so funny

00:33:18.960 Film that next time

00:33:19.940 You do that for me

00:33:20.700 We'll put it

00:33:21.380 We'll put it on

00:33:21.800 Craig's News Live

00:33:22.680 You know

00:33:23.580 Oh yeah

00:33:23.880 From the bed

00:33:24.620 Yeah

00:33:25.160 Just be like

00:33:25.860 If you do this

00:33:26.460 I'll put you on the show

00:33:27.600 It'll start people

00:33:28.340 Other people doing it

00:33:29.060 If we can get everyone

00:33:29.720 Doing that

00:33:30.140 When they start making out

00:33:31.000 I love that moment

00:33:32.220 When you first make out

00:33:33.440 With a girl

00:33:33.760 I love hearing the stories

00:33:34.820 About it

00:33:35.140 Because it's so awkward

00:33:36.620 You're invading

00:33:37.940 Yes

00:33:38.740 Like their space

00:33:39.700 So

00:33:40.200 And some girls

00:33:42.120 You know

00:33:42.420 When you're younger

00:33:42.960 When you're younger

00:33:43.540 It was like

00:33:44.020 I used to ask

00:33:45.180 And they're like

00:33:45.500 Don't ask

00:33:46.240 And now it's like

00:33:46.880 You better ask

00:33:47.800 Yeah

00:33:48.160 So it's like

00:33:48.660 All weird

00:33:49.380 Nothing's like clear

00:33:50.220 And I'll tell you this

00:33:52.280 If anyone's curious

00:33:53.160 On how to like

00:33:53.860 Make that first move

00:33:55.020 Yeah I am

00:33:55.740 Because some guys

00:33:56.200 Go in too early

00:33:56.980 Whatever

00:33:57.480 Some guys don't know

00:33:58.240 You've got to go

00:33:59.640 By touching

00:34:00.960 Like a leg first

00:34:02.420 Then if she touches you back

00:34:05.180 Then you go

00:34:05.920 To the next thing

00:34:06.700 You wait for her

00:34:07.900 To respond

00:34:08.920 You have this

00:34:09.540 Little physical dance

00:34:11.380 First

00:34:11.580 You don't go in

00:34:12.460 For a kiss

00:34:13.120 Just out of nowhere

00:34:14.180 Or it's the end of the night

00:34:15.860 I'm going to just reach in

00:34:17.020 Hang back

00:34:18.280 Let a night go by

00:34:19.280 That you didn't make a move

00:34:20.780 She'll think you're cool

00:34:21.780 I knew this girl

00:34:23.100 Who was so

00:34:25.020 I was fascinated

00:34:25.880 With how she got girls

00:34:27.060 She was a lesbian

00:34:27.660 She got girls to like her

00:34:28.820 And straight girls

00:34:30.180 She would convert them

00:34:31.260 And this

00:34:32.300 I think works in LA

00:34:33.320 More than other places

00:34:34.440 But like

00:34:35.000 Scientology baby

00:34:36.320 Absolutely

00:34:37.420 This one time

00:34:38.820 We're at this

00:34:39.500 Charlie Sheen roast

00:34:40.780 Fun fact

00:34:42.200 You wrote on it

00:34:43.280 No I was just at it

00:34:44.540 Oh

00:34:44.880 Someone invited me

00:34:46.340 So I was sitting

00:34:47.420 At this table with her

00:34:48.440 And this

00:34:48.940 Pretty like

00:34:49.960 Girl sits down

00:34:50.920 And I could see

00:34:51.820 She clocked

00:34:52.700 My friend

00:34:54.320 As to like

00:34:55.120 Oh she's gonna want me

00:34:57.120 And then

00:34:58.360 Wait hold on

00:34:59.500 The pretty girl sits down

00:35:00.600 Yeah

00:35:00.900 And she's like

00:35:01.400 Clocks like a lesbian

00:35:02.840 Oh okay

00:35:03.920 This is just

00:35:04.580 Just an example

00:35:05.360 Of like

00:35:05.860 Right

00:35:06.140 So

00:35:07.520 She

00:35:08.500 The lesbian girl

00:35:09.660 Turns her back

00:35:10.400 Her turns

00:35:10.880 Fully

00:35:11.320 Takes her chair

00:35:12.020 And goes

00:35:12.200 And puts her back

00:35:13.960 To this girl

00:35:14.520 So now this girl

00:35:15.840 Sits up like

00:35:16.660 How'd this happen

00:35:17.600 Now she needs

00:35:19.040 Approval from this girl

00:35:20.340 So then the pretty girl

00:35:21.720 Goes

00:35:22.120 I'm gonna go to

00:35:22.940 The restroom

00:35:23.680 Can you watch my purse

00:35:24.960 And she goes

00:35:26.120 No

00:35:27.080 Like that

00:35:28.960 Wow

00:35:29.680 They dated

00:35:30.040 They dated for two years

00:35:31.180 Oh

00:35:31.500 Anyway

00:35:32.560 Just a little fun fact

00:35:33.360 For everybody

00:35:33.700 Yeah and I'd be like

00:35:35.220 Yeah put your purse

00:35:36.040 In my heart

00:35:36.680 I'll hold it right here

00:35:37.520 Yeah that's what I would do

00:35:38.600 I'd be like

00:35:39.720 Okay

00:35:40.260 Whatever you want

00:35:41.880 Why don't you just

00:35:42.980 Pour all your lipsticks

00:35:44.060 Down my throat

00:35:44.860 I'll regurgitate

00:35:46.680 Yeah

00:35:46.960 It's like

00:35:48.880 You feel like

00:35:49.440 You want to please

00:35:50.180 But it's

00:35:50.660 But it's also

00:35:51.300 Not being mean

00:35:52.240 There's books on this

00:35:53.520 I'm not a nice person

00:35:54.000 Yeah that guy wrote it

00:35:55.120 I read those books

00:35:56.420 Had to neg a woman

00:35:57.420 They used to call it

00:35:57.960 Negging

00:35:58.520 Yes

00:35:59.260 That book was called

00:36:01.040 David or Max

00:36:02.020 The Game

00:36:02.100 The Game

00:36:02.800 The Game

00:36:03.220 By Sean Mallon

00:36:04.420 Or whatever his name

00:36:05.020 What happened to him

00:36:05.940 Obviously the guy

00:36:06.920 He disappeared

00:36:07.360 I don't want to guess

00:36:09.800 But

00:36:10.060 Yeah

00:36:10.400 Is he married now

00:36:12.740 Let's see if he's married

00:36:13.880 If we could see a clip of

00:36:17.400 I don't want to

00:36:18.520 No that's fine

00:36:19.060 Waste anyone's time here

00:36:20.540 But

00:36:20.780 It does kind of work

00:36:22.760 I

00:36:23.200 I

00:36:23.700 I think you really

00:36:26.140 Neil Strauss

00:36:27.380 Neil Strauss

00:36:28.720 Oh he looks

00:36:31.080 Really different

00:36:31.680 He wore a big hat

00:36:32.400 I guess that's an astronaut's name too

00:36:33.340 Neil Strauss

00:36:33.980 It sounds like

00:36:35.420 A very good astronaut name

00:36:37.000 Oh

00:36:37.940 You want to make out some more

00:36:39.940 I'm having

00:36:40.680 My whole thing

00:36:41.880 If I look back

00:36:43.520 The women

00:36:44.260 In my life

00:36:45.180 It's been like

00:36:45.720 They

00:36:46.060 They

00:36:46.460 I'm not very aggressive

00:36:48.400 To my point

00:36:49.060 Really

00:36:49.660 You and Spade went on

00:36:51.100 Like kind of a double date

00:36:52.000 One night didn't you

00:36:52.680 Yeah

00:36:53.220 Yeah

00:36:54.680 He just mentioned it

00:36:55.480 He said

00:36:55.820 Yeah

00:36:56.240 Yeah

00:36:56.460 He's like

00:36:57.300 Oh my god

00:36:57.680 He's like

00:36:58.220 Got done again

00:36:58.920 Out of his house

00:36:59.680 You know

00:37:00.120 We got a couple

00:37:01.380 Whippersnappers

00:37:02.340 We're taking out

00:37:03.060 Yeah

00:37:03.540 Sometimes they're like

00:37:05.760 These

00:37:07.340 I don't want to talk shit about them

00:37:08.940 But like

00:37:09.260 It's funny

00:37:09.780 Like

00:37:10.220 How

00:37:12.060 No

00:37:12.960 Because one girl

00:37:13.480 Was a girl

00:37:13.840 He was kind of dating

00:37:14.620 Or something

00:37:14.940 And then one

00:37:15.380 The girl was her friend

00:37:16.160 Or something

00:37:16.560 Yeah

00:37:17.080 I'm not

00:37:17.340 I'm not talking bad about it

00:37:18.920 I'm just

00:37:19.220 We don't have to talk about it

00:37:20.920 No

00:37:21.060 I'm trying to navigate

00:37:22.020 I don't

00:37:22.440 This girl's watching

00:37:23.540 I don't want to insult her

00:37:24.560 Oh

00:37:24.900 She

00:37:25.220 But she was sweet

00:37:26.160 But

00:37:26.460 She was sweet

00:37:27.880 But she just like

00:37:28.880 Didn't know

00:37:30.240 A generational disconnect

00:37:32.000 It was

00:37:33.460 It was more than that

00:37:34.840 Like

00:37:35.080 This is an example

00:37:36.080 You know

00:37:37.520 Like me and Dave

00:37:38.500 Are pretty square

00:37:39.280 And she's like

00:37:40.880 Oh

00:37:41.260 My friend

00:37:42.080 This was like

00:37:42.560 This was like

00:37:43.200 Three girls

00:37:43.640 This might be a different thing

00:37:45.320 Than he was talking about

00:37:45.940 But like

00:37:46.320 She's like

00:37:46.580 She went into the

00:37:47.860 Bathroom

00:37:49.280 They went to the bathroom

00:37:49.880 To do cocaine

00:37:50.540 To the girls

00:37:51.100 This is like a nice restaurant

00:37:52.220 They went to do cocaine

00:37:53.060 And Dave goes

00:37:54.300 Oh they can do it on the table

00:37:55.280 And she goes

00:37:55.680 Oh they can

00:37:56.220 Okay

00:37:56.480 And she went to

00:37:56.900 Get up and go tell them

00:37:58.120 They could do cocaine

00:37:58.900 On the table

00:37:59.400 Like they didn't get

00:38:00.340 Jokes

00:38:01.220 Right

00:38:02.040 You know

00:38:02.360 Oh

00:38:02.900 Like in a way

00:38:04.000 That blows your mind

00:38:05.160 Yeah

00:38:05.740 But it was fun

00:38:06.180 They were German or something

00:38:06.940 Might have been German

00:38:08.160 But that's interesting

00:38:09.740 Yeah

00:38:10.060 Dude I'm still thinking about

00:38:13.360 The clown phone

00:38:14.380 No

00:38:15.660 Oh you know what I had

00:38:16.700 The Sports Illustrated

00:38:17.880 Flip open football phone

00:38:19.640 We got that thing

00:38:21.740 Looked that thing up

00:38:22.960 Dude it was horrible

00:38:24.140 It was such a piece of trash

00:38:26.960 Getting

00:38:27.740 Getting

00:38:28.780 But it was so huge

00:38:29.860 When I was young

00:38:30.380 We saved the Kool-Aid points

00:38:31.840 And we got

00:38:32.380 My sister got the Kool-Aid jacket

00:38:34.500 And then all the black dudes

00:38:35.740 Oh you

00:38:36.480 I always wondered

00:38:37.480 Who was able to save

00:38:39.780 All those Kool-Aid points

00:38:41.180 We did

00:38:42.020 Is that your phone?

00:38:43.800 Yeah

00:38:44.100 That football?

00:38:46.120 Yeah

00:38:46.500 That is cool

00:38:47.580 We thought it was cool dude

00:38:49.040 Well we had very different phones

00:38:50.380 It fell off

00:38:51.340 Yeah yeah we did man

00:38:52.620 We had

00:38:53.200 Different phones

00:38:54.940 One of the most impossible things ever

00:38:56.680 Everything I get

00:38:58.180 And he always wants to return

00:38:59.540 The stores are busy

00:39:01.220 The cashiers are impatient

00:39:02.880 The stores are busy

00:39:04.400 This is about the only thing

00:39:05.380 That wrecks the holiday season

00:39:06.480 Catch this

00:39:07.260 Sports Illustrated

00:39:08.220 Everybody in that video

00:39:09.440 Looked trans

00:39:10.220 It's a telephone

00:39:13.480 My goodness

00:39:14.580 It's a telephone

00:39:15.480 Inside of a football

00:39:16.940 Football

00:39:17.800 Inside of a football

00:39:19.580 It's a

00:39:20.820 Oh man

00:39:21.400 It's a phone call

00:39:27.800 It looks like a regular phone

00:39:29.000 The problem was

00:39:29.980 It would fall off the stand

00:39:31.620 It comes on an actual

00:39:32.640 Real kick

00:39:33.340 That is a cool idea

00:39:35.060 NFL stand

00:39:35.920 It would fall off

00:39:37.100 And hang open

00:39:38.020 And then it would be

00:39:39.100 Dialed to them

00:39:40.180 Yeah

00:39:40.660 I just

00:39:41.520 I kind of feel

00:39:42.520 It fumbled itself

00:39:43.760 Kind of

00:39:44.120 Alright I want to let you guys know

00:39:47.220 I got some tickets coming at you

00:39:48.720 I will be

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00:39:53.240 Taping over there

00:39:54.000 In Nashville

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00:43:57.220 Dude

00:43:59.000 I'm still

00:43:59.660 I'm still

00:44:00.440 Fascinating on

00:44:01.240 That moment

00:44:01.820 Of being

00:44:02.180 Young

00:44:02.740 And going

00:44:03.200 In for

00:44:03.620 That kiss

00:44:04.340 I know

00:44:04.980 I remember

00:44:05.780 I was at

00:44:06.160 A fire

00:44:06.800 And uh

00:44:08.780 The first time

00:44:09.440 You went in

00:44:09.780 For a kiss

00:44:10.260 Yeah

00:44:10.740 Okay let's

00:44:11.440 Hear this

00:44:11.880 These are

00:44:12.300 Fascinating

00:44:12.940 To me

00:44:13.360 I was at

00:44:13.840 A fire

00:44:14.300 Dude

00:44:14.500 Somebody had

00:44:14.980 Burned down

00:44:15.480 Something in

00:44:15.920 Our town

00:44:16.340 Right

00:44:16.660 How old

00:44:17.360 I was

00:44:18.180 Probably

00:44:18.720 I would

00:44:20.200 Say probably

00:44:20.820 Twelve

00:44:21.360 And I

00:44:23.340 Biked over

00:44:23.920 To this fire

00:44:24.520 And this

00:44:24.800 Girl's over

00:44:25.540 There

00:44:25.880 And

00:44:27.200 Some big

00:44:28.940 Dude was like

00:44:29.580 You fucking

00:44:30.300 Pussies need

00:44:31.060 To kiss

00:44:31.620 Right

00:44:31.860 And we were

00:44:32.360 Too young

00:44:32.980 To even hear

00:44:33.660 Anything like

00:44:34.300 This

00:44:34.640 And I like

00:44:36.720 Was in love

00:44:37.240 With this girl

00:44:37.620 And she was like

00:44:38.120 A hot girl

00:44:38.780 Oh my god

00:44:39.280 And I looked

00:44:40.500 And I looked

00:44:40.520 I was not

00:44:41.780 I was like

00:44:42.760 Not a cool

00:44:43.740 I was not a kid

00:44:44.520 You would kiss

00:44:45.080 If you were a girl

00:44:45.820 Uh huh

00:44:46.400 My friend was

00:44:47.400 My friend Scott

00:44:48.180 He got all the kisses

00:44:49.740 And I would just be like

00:44:50.640 Oh

00:44:50.880 Yeah

00:44:51.660 And I fucking

00:44:53.100 Didn't know what to do

00:44:54.140 I didn't even know

00:44:54.600 How to do it

00:44:55.360 So I like

00:44:55.820 Because you

00:44:55.980 Pussies better kiss

00:44:57.040 Yeah

00:44:57.360 Yeah

00:44:57.880 And so I

00:44:59.020 Opened my mouth

00:45:00.160 And just like

00:45:00.820 Started moving

00:45:02.120 Towards her face

00:45:03.300 Bro

00:45:03.600 And she like

00:45:05.920 Let me get like

00:45:06.740 Right onto her face

00:45:07.560 And I didn't know

00:45:08.340 What to do

00:45:08.920 And it was just

00:45:09.520 So uncomfortable

00:45:10.320 You just mushed

00:45:11.200 Your like

00:45:11.760 Mouth on her mouth

00:45:12.760 Yeah

00:45:12.980 You just pushed it

00:45:13.680 I just like

00:45:15.620 Yeah

00:45:17.980 Was it good

00:45:20.300 Did you like it

00:45:21.060 Uh huh

00:45:21.660 It was scary

00:45:22.800 I was

00:45:23.900 My

00:45:24.380 All I cared about

00:45:25.220 Was hoping she cared

00:45:26.560 Like

00:45:27.600 Okay

00:45:27.960 Just hoping it was okay

00:45:29.080 Like is this okay for her

00:45:30.500 And then like

00:45:31.560 She never really even

00:45:32.960 Looked at me

00:45:33.360 After that

00:45:33.940 And she played volleyball

00:45:34.800 And then

00:45:35.300 Her name was Emily

00:45:36.620 And uh

00:45:37.980 A couple years later

00:45:38.880 She let me brush her hair

00:45:40.240 At a campfire

00:45:41.880 So I'm like

00:45:42.500 I wonder if fire

00:45:43.540 Has something to do

00:45:44.720 With all this

00:45:45.320 Oh she linked it up

00:45:46.280 But she had beautiful hair

00:45:47.480 Like a horse dude

00:45:48.280 And she would let me

00:45:48.800 She let me brush it

00:45:49.580 At a fire

00:45:50.040 Nice mane

00:45:50.660 And then she went

00:45:51.160 Bang at some dude

00:45:52.160 In the woods

00:45:52.660 Or something

00:45:52.980 Yeah right

00:45:53.660 At least I got her like

00:45:54.840 Prepped up

00:45:55.520 You got her yeah

00:45:56.160 Primed

00:45:56.740 I was like

00:45:57.000 Hey get out there

00:45:57.660 Give them hell

00:45:58.260 You know

00:45:58.680 I had my first

00:46:01.000 Kiss was

00:46:02.080 This girl

00:46:03.220 She was like 13

00:46:04.340 I was like 7

00:46:05.340 Oh god bro

00:46:07.720 Listen

00:46:09.480 Oh my god

00:46:10.000 I'm with like

00:46:10.460 Her friends

00:46:11.420 And she was like

00:46:11.960 Dating whatever

00:46:12.740 You're 13

00:46:13.220 You're dating

00:46:13.600 Whatever

00:46:13.840 Some guy

00:46:14.380 And like we were

00:46:15.020 All the Hampton Beach

00:46:16.400 In New Hampshire

00:46:17.160 And sitting around

00:46:17.640 And she's like

00:46:18.140 Why don't you take me on a date

00:46:19.580 And they were all laughing

00:46:20.460 Like she just kept saying

00:46:21.280 This stuff to me

00:46:21.960 And they're like

00:46:22.500 Yeah take her to McDonald's

00:46:23.660 And I was like

00:46:23.920 I don't know

00:46:24.520 I don't know

00:46:25.060 Then everyone went inside

00:46:26.580 And I was standing on this step

00:46:27.840 I remember

00:46:28.160 So it became her height

00:46:29.380 And she came up

00:46:30.880 Strong move

00:46:31.220 She came up to me

00:46:31.860 And she's like

00:46:32.080 See you later

00:46:32.740 And then she just like

00:46:33.760 Made out with me

00:46:35.300 And then she was in her bikini

00:46:36.660 And she turned around

00:46:37.760 So like

00:46:38.320 It was

00:46:38.900 I was

00:46:39.740 I guess I was

00:46:40.540 Sexually assaulted

00:46:41.780 Yeah

00:46:42.580 But it was great

00:46:43.500 It was like

00:46:44.600 Not

00:46:45.140 You know

00:46:45.460 Sexual assault is bad

00:46:46.020 But like

00:46:46.380 That was not a bad moment

00:46:48.400 That is a good memory

00:46:49.600 That I have

00:46:50.180 Of being

00:46:50.820 That's inappropriate of her

00:46:54.680 I guess

00:46:54.920 But she's 13

00:46:55.500 That's pretty young

00:46:56.100 But still

00:46:57.000 I was like 7

00:46:58.720 That's great

00:46:59.820 It was great

00:47:00.760 Then the next time

00:47:01.480 It was like

00:47:02.260 Remember Truth or Dare

00:47:03.160 It was a big

00:47:03.960 Way you gotta kiss

00:47:04.960 First kiss

00:47:05.600 And they were like

00:47:07.220 French kiss

00:47:08.780 Whatever

00:47:09.000 I didn't know what

00:47:09.360 French kiss was

00:47:10.200 But I knew it was like

00:47:11.900 Something with a neck

00:47:12.800 That's what I thought

00:47:13.800 So I was like

00:47:14.520 I think you

00:47:15.000 I think you lick their neck

00:47:16.460 But I was like

00:47:18.140 60% sure

00:47:19.600 Yeah yeah

00:47:20.440 So they were like

00:47:21.380 Kyle

00:47:21.860 French kiss Tiffany

00:47:23.400 And then Tiffany gets up

00:47:25.700 And I go to my friend

00:47:26.680 Who said

00:47:27.220 Like the thing

00:47:28.020 To French kiss

00:47:28.560 Hey I don't feel like

00:47:29.580 French kissing right now

00:47:30.380 Can I just like kiss her

00:47:31.160 Regular

00:47:31.500 And he was like

00:47:32.340 Okay regular

00:47:33.140 But I just dodged a book

00:47:34.420 I would have licked her neck

00:47:35.620 Oh yeah

00:47:36.240 I would have just like

00:47:37.320 Licked

00:47:38.740 Right up

00:47:40.180 Like a couple llamas

00:47:42.040 Saying goodbye to each other

00:47:43.240 Yeah

00:47:43.640 Wow

00:47:45.240 Exactly

00:47:45.820 Yeah

00:47:47.040 Oh man

00:47:48.360 It's so crazy

00:47:49.680 How there's so much

00:47:50.900 Going on inside of you

00:47:52.800 In those moments

00:47:53.560 It's so intense

00:47:54.260 And the rest of your life

00:47:55.460 I'm just sort of like

00:47:56.240 Living off

00:47:57.000 I remember the first time

00:47:57.980 I saw a boob

00:47:58.760 In the moonlight

00:47:59.380 It was the first time

00:47:59.940 I saw a live boob

00:48:00.920 Oh god

00:48:01.560 And like I still remember it

00:48:02.900 Like you remember your mom's

00:48:03.940 I guess it was your first boob

00:48:05.420 Yeah

00:48:05.780 Wait we never talked about

00:48:07.680 Your mom's nipples

00:48:08.400 You don't remember exactly

00:48:10.580 I have a decent memory of them

00:48:12.480 Are they big areolas

00:48:13.960 Are they

00:48:14.520 No

00:48:14.840 Small

00:48:15.580 Yeah

00:48:16.900 Can we confirm that

00:48:18.180 I don't want to

00:48:19.700 Can we call your mom

00:48:20.320 And confirm that

00:48:21.100 I love my mom

00:48:22.020 I don't want her to

00:48:22.620 I don't want to

00:48:23.180 I mean

00:48:23.580 I know

00:48:24.080 Oh could we

00:48:24.760 It would be

00:48:25.740 It would be

00:48:27.260 She wouldn't talk

00:48:28.080 Do you want to draw him

00:48:29.300 Huh

00:48:29.540 You want to draw him

00:48:30.220 No

00:48:30.400 If you draw him

00:48:31.520 And then you send her

00:48:32.240 You could say

00:48:32.980 Is this right

00:48:33.540 Hey mom

00:48:34.000 Is this right

00:48:34.600 Yeah

00:48:34.920 Dude I saw my grandmother's breast

00:48:37.480 She was changing shirts

00:48:38.620 One time

00:48:38.920 Even though she wore

00:48:39.840 Only the same shirt

00:48:41.200 All the time

00:48:41.860 I think she just went

00:48:43.020 And changed to like

00:48:43.620 A fresh one

00:48:44.380 And uh

00:48:46.340 I walked by the room

00:48:48.140 And her door was open

00:48:48.960 And she was just sitting

00:48:49.740 On her bed

00:48:50.220 And her breast rot

00:48:51.000 And she saw me see him

00:48:52.180 And she hated me for it

00:48:54.520 She didn't go

00:48:55.260 Oh honey

00:48:55.720 I'm

00:48:55.940 No

00:48:56.680 Just glaring at you

00:48:58.360 It was like

00:48:58.560 Something was wrong with me

00:48:59.640 Yeah

00:48:59.900 Oh really

00:49:00.380 Dude I met a guy last night

00:49:02.660 A guy met a girl

00:49:03.560 On a date last night

00:49:04.740 He goes

00:49:06.140 Hey I really like your hair

00:49:07.260 Right

00:49:07.520 Nice guy

00:49:08.280 He goes

00:49:09.400 I really like your hair

00:49:10.020 She goes

00:49:10.460 It's a wig

00:49:11.300 Like it's his fault

00:49:14.580 Yeah like it's a good wig then

00:49:16.140 Yeah

00:49:16.440 She's like

00:49:16.920 It's a wig

00:49:17.480 That's uh

00:49:19.500 Okay

00:49:19.800 That's something going on

00:49:20.920 With her

00:49:21.200 Well like your fucking

00:49:22.140 Fake hair then

00:49:23.500 Who gives a thing

00:49:24.800 Yeah

00:49:25.720 Be nicer

00:49:26.380 No

00:49:26.920 She's got a lot going on

00:49:28.100 Oh yeah

00:49:28.960 Nothing weirder than

00:49:30.320 Than a mean grandma

00:49:31.540 That story's upsetting

00:49:32.680 I had one grandma

00:49:33.680 That was a little

00:49:34.460 She wasn't

00:49:35.380 Here's this

00:49:36.380 We were riding in the car

00:49:37.500 She was smoking on the back

00:49:38.720 And I was

00:49:39.080 I was as you know

00:49:40.160 Very quiet child

00:49:41.080 I never spoke up for myself

00:49:42.200 Really?

00:49:42.740 And I was about to vomit

00:49:44.020 So I said to her

00:49:45.180 Nana

00:49:46.380 Do you mind not smoking

00:49:47.480 I don't feel well

00:49:48.500 It was very hard for you

00:49:49.560 To even say that

00:49:50.180 Wow

00:49:50.520 So she goes

00:49:51.140 She kept smoking

00:49:53.360 And I got off

00:49:54.200 And I remember

00:49:54.480 I barfed on my flip flops

00:49:55.980 I can still see the barf

00:49:58.060 On my flip flops

00:49:58.880 And she wasn't like

00:50:00.140 Oh I'm so sorry

00:50:00.940 You did tell me that

00:50:02.020 And I'm sorry

00:50:02.660 She was like

00:50:03.160 I gotta clean off your flip flops

00:50:04.540 Yeah

00:50:04.940 I loved her

00:50:06.060 But she

00:50:06.380 Didn't

00:50:07.360 It was a more

00:50:08.440 And we're also

00:50:09.700 Softer people

00:50:10.500 I was a sensitive kid

00:50:11.860 So things hit me

00:50:13.060 Like really

00:50:13.880 I like internalized everything

00:50:15.860 Yeah me too

00:50:16.660 Like I remember my grandparents

00:50:18.760 We were driving one time

00:50:20.300 Across America or somewhere

00:50:21.920 It had to be America

00:50:23.540 Yeah

00:50:24.400 And I think my grand

00:50:28.240 Somebody accused me

00:50:29.280 Of pooping myself

00:50:30.640 And I didn't

00:50:32.580 A grandparent?

00:50:34.280 Yeah

00:50:34.540 Or somebody said

00:50:35.300 Hey somebody pooped themselves

00:50:36.500 In the car

00:50:37.160 You know

00:50:38.520 And I was the only one

00:50:40.020 In the car

00:50:40.360 That wasn't a grandparent

00:50:41.660 You know

00:50:42.140 So

00:50:43.380 But I hadn't

00:50:45.100 I kept like thinking

00:50:46.080 Like

00:50:46.400 You know you can feel

00:50:47.240 Like if there's poop

00:50:48.120 In your pants

00:50:48.740 Yeah

00:50:49.160 I couldn't feel that

00:50:50.100 So I was like

00:50:50.540 I don't

00:50:50.940 I didn't do it

00:50:51.780 You know

00:50:52.140 And my grandpa

00:50:53.760 Had done it

00:50:54.360 Right

00:50:54.660 He took me to the gas station

00:50:56.260 Or whatever though

00:50:56.820 Went in the bathroom

00:50:58.160 And like washed my butt

00:50:59.360 As if I'd done it

00:51:00.780 Did he also wash his butt?

00:51:03.120 Yeah

00:51:03.500 So he was

00:51:05.060 And then he got back

00:51:05.600 In the car

00:51:06.320 And fuck

00:51:07.180 He used you to cover his shit

00:51:08.960 Ugh

00:51:09.480 And my grandma

00:51:10.880 Hated me for it

00:51:12.000 Dude my grandma

00:51:12.940 Was nuts man

00:51:13.720 She had like this lady

00:51:14.620 That would bring over

00:51:15.120 Pet raccoons

00:51:15.960 And I couldn't go in there

00:51:16.980 When they were in there

00:51:17.860 Pet raccoons?

00:51:19.940 Yeah

00:51:20.140 This lady named Dell

00:51:21.320 Was her name

00:51:21.720 Like the computers

00:51:22.420 Oh shit

00:51:24.100 Well maybe

00:51:24.540 Your grandmother

00:51:25.040 Was trying to protect you

00:51:25.680 From like a dangerous animal

00:51:26.940 Nah

00:51:27.380 She just wanted to be together

00:51:28.460 With that lady

00:51:28.960 She just wanted them

00:51:29.880 All to herself

00:51:30.820 But it was just a different time

00:51:33.260 That's true man

00:51:33.600 Yeah I think

00:51:34.940 Generations are different too

00:51:36.440 So it's weird

00:51:37.200 Because I feel like

00:51:37.900 Our parents probably

00:51:38.720 Didn't like

00:51:39.360 Attach so many

00:51:40.980 Of their feelings

00:51:41.620 To their parents

00:51:42.440 And stuff

00:51:42.800 Or their behaviors

00:51:43.460 To how they were raised

00:51:44.500 Yeah

00:51:45.340 It was different

00:51:46.060 But now we kind of

00:51:46.920 Do that a little bit

00:51:47.720 You think back

00:51:48.660 And go

00:51:48.880 Why am I like this

00:51:50.020 Yeah

00:51:50.600 There's a lot of

00:51:51.140 Shoving down

00:51:52.340 In the generation before us

00:51:53.860 Now it's almost too much

00:51:55.360 Saying how you feel

00:51:58.620 About things

00:51:59.080 I think

00:51:59.560 Publicly

00:52:00.060 I see so many videos

00:52:01.080 And I think

00:52:01.660 You could have

00:52:03.100 Kept that to yourself

00:52:03.820 Yeah

00:52:04.640 Yeah there's some stuff

00:52:05.860 Like that Demi Lovato girl

00:52:07.000 Keeps coming out of the closet

00:52:08.160 Every week

00:52:08.560 As something new

00:52:09.300 Yeah

00:52:09.860 You know

00:52:10.240 She's gay

00:52:10.920 She's straight

00:52:11.520 She's a merry-go-round

00:52:12.720 She's a bartender

00:52:13.720 One week

00:52:14.700 There's a video

00:52:15.540 This girl online

00:52:16.160 And she's

00:52:16.660 And she's explaining

00:52:17.680 How she changes gender

00:52:19.080 It could be on the hour

00:52:20.160 It's like

00:52:20.840 How am I supposed to know

00:52:22.480 So she has

00:52:22.860 Bracelets she wears

00:52:24.380 And she's wearing this

00:52:24.980 This

00:52:25.200 That means this

00:52:26.120 It's exhausting

00:52:27.080 To be your friend

00:52:27.760 I would think

00:52:28.220 Yeah I would bet

00:52:28.960 Miss man

00:52:29.620 What do you

00:52:30.040 Like this

00:52:30.340 Yeah

00:52:30.640 And it also

00:52:31.900 Well now it's come full circle

00:52:33.400 Because you have transgender

00:52:34.680 You have men

00:52:36.380 Competing in women's athletics

00:52:37.840 That

00:52:38.200 I

00:52:38.880 I'm sitting back

00:52:40.200 And enjoying this show

00:52:41.680 Because it really

00:52:43.180 Threw a monkey wrench

00:52:44.260 People don't know what

00:52:45.620 Because it's like

00:52:46.180 You're trying to support

00:52:47.220 And hate this same person

00:52:49.120 And you're like

00:52:49.660 Your mind explodes

00:52:51.420 And you gotta feel bad

00:52:52.540 Imagine you're a woman

00:52:53.820 And you worked your whole life

00:52:55.640 I'm going to the Olympics

00:52:56.480 Everyone's like

00:52:56.960 You're the best

00:52:57.900 And you're the best

00:52:58.540 And then

00:52:59.020 This 43 year old guy

00:53:00.860 Comes into this

00:53:01.620 He's

00:53:03.260 Yeah

00:53:03.760 This is not gonna last

00:53:06.440 There's no way this is

00:53:07.720 There's a six

00:53:09.120 We're in a unique time

00:53:10.220 You can't

00:53:11.000 Be biologically a man

00:53:13.800 And join in a

00:53:15.420 Female Olympic sport

00:53:16.880 Warren Hubbard

00:53:17.400 Has become the first ever

00:53:18.300 Transgender athlete

00:53:19.540 And is she

00:53:21.140 Oh my god

00:53:21.720 Or what's her deal

00:53:22.620 I think

00:53:24.260 Do they say

00:53:25.040 They

00:53:26.300 Why don't they just

00:53:26.980 Make a section

00:53:27.860 For transgender people

00:53:29.140 Yeah

00:53:30.760 Maybe that's the answer

00:53:32.000 I think that's the answer

00:53:34.040 Make it

00:53:34.960 And don't even make it

00:53:35.680 The Olympics at first

00:53:36.520 Just make it like a

00:53:37.480 Just a national

00:53:38.460 You know what I'm saying

00:53:39.040 See if there's enough

00:53:40.680 To even make a competition

00:53:41.960 You might only have

00:53:42.540 There's not gonna be

00:53:43.520 Enough of an audience

00:53:44.100 They probably know

00:53:44.740 That the financials

00:53:45.720 Don't work out

00:53:46.280 I'm sure Triller

00:53:47.220 Would sponsor it dude

00:53:48.220 The people that did

00:53:49.020 That Logan Paul fight

00:53:50.000 Oh yeah

00:53:51.160 Triller

00:53:51.680 God

00:53:51.980 They're making money

00:53:53.000 I don't know

00:53:54.120 If they are dude

00:53:54.900 It looked like a place

00:53:56.000 That

00:53:56.320 They had too many

00:53:58.280 Concerts in it

00:53:59.400 And stuff

00:53:59.820 I don't know

00:54:00.220 Didn't he make

00:54:00.760 20 million off that

00:54:01.740 Or were you thinking

00:54:02.000 Of something else

00:54:02.540 Those fights

00:54:03.240 One of those kids did

00:54:04.240 Wow we gotta do

00:54:05.860 What if we fought

00:54:06.560 What could we make

00:54:08.060 If we

00:54:09.280 You're

00:54:09.860 I think 20,000

00:54:10.580 We take our audiences

00:54:11.460 We say

00:54:12.140 We're gonna fight

00:54:13.180 And it's gonna be all out

00:54:14.340 Like we're

00:54:14.840 We don't wanna fight

00:54:15.740 That's what's fascinating

00:54:16.620 Oh that's a good take

00:54:17.420 Do you know what I mean

00:54:17.820 Like we're gonna get in the ring

00:54:19.220 We don't wanna fight

00:54:20.060 And we're gonna

00:54:20.900 But we're gonna

00:54:21.520 We're gonna

00:54:21.700 Yeah

00:54:22.740 If someone falls down

00:54:24.000 For real

00:54:24.540 And hurt

00:54:24.940 Well fall

00:54:25.560 Yeah but that's called

00:54:26.260 Knocking somebody out

00:54:27.060 Yeah

00:54:27.300 If someone's knocked out

00:54:28.180 We fight

00:54:28.540 There's no bell

00:54:29.260 There's no bell

00:54:30.400 There has to be a bell

00:54:31.200 There's no ref

00:54:31.900 It's just us

00:54:33.480 Oh no ref

00:54:34.640 Yes

00:54:35.120 I like that

00:54:36.700 What would we make

00:54:37.400 I think 20k each

00:54:39.620 That's not worth it

00:54:41.240 If you said

00:54:42.840 A half a million dollars

00:54:44.620 We'd have to do it

00:54:46.360 Wouldn't we

00:54:46.780 If you said a half mil

00:54:48.420 I think you would

00:54:50.220 Have to fight

00:54:51.060 What would be

00:54:54.420 Let's do a comedian

00:54:55.140 Match up

00:54:55.780 And maybe we could

00:54:56.500 Put this card together

00:54:57.660 Okay

00:54:57.980 For people

00:54:58.580 And maybe we don't

00:54:59.520 Even fight

00:54:59.780 We're the announcers

00:55:00.620 Boom

00:55:01.180 Now we're making money

00:55:03.120 We're still making our 20

00:55:04.020 But we're not crying

00:55:04.940 We'll get

00:55:05.400 Yeah yeah yeah

00:55:06.060 Who can we pit together

00:55:07.960 I think you have to put

00:55:10.080 Chris D'Elia

00:55:13.500 He's in the first

00:55:14.840 He's the main card

00:55:16.900 Yeah he's on the main card

00:55:18.280 We'd have like

00:55:18.820 Eliza Schlesinger

00:55:19.520 In like the lower card

00:55:20.780 I'd go Chris versus Eliza

00:55:22.140 I'd take Eliza

00:55:23.340 Oh my god

00:55:23.500 She would destroy

00:55:24.560 He would destroy her

00:55:26.080 I mean she would not

00:55:26.860 I don't know

00:55:27.420 She's got pretty

00:55:28.320 Jacked arms

00:55:29.580 I don't know

00:55:30.000 She would probably

00:55:30.940 Take the women's

00:55:32.020 Whitney maybe

00:55:34.360 Whitney versus Eliza

00:55:35.440 Would be quite a match up

00:55:36.820 Both like athletic

00:55:39.200 Whitney's got them

00:55:40.580 Heat bags

00:55:41.240 I want her dog

00:55:41.940 Them tits

00:55:42.700 Wait does that

00:55:44.240 Help the fight

00:55:45.100 Or

00:55:45.320 I don't know

00:55:46.020 It would help me watch

00:55:46.920 Eliza's loaded

00:55:48.260 Up

00:55:48.620 I don't know

00:55:50.260 Sarah Tiana

00:55:53.140 Eliza kind of has

00:55:53.800 That anger muscle

00:55:54.840 Eliza's just like

00:55:55.820 Toned from anger

00:55:56.700 Yeah

00:55:56.900 Those are rage muscles

00:55:59.920 Oh dude

00:56:00.560 She's always mad

00:56:01.680 Sarah Tiana

00:56:02.360 Would get destroyed

00:56:03.360 I mean absolutely

00:56:04.760 Pummeled

00:56:05.380 She's from Georgia

00:56:06.240 Dude she would

00:56:06.820 Bite the freaking

00:56:07.820 She'd snack the

00:56:09.620 Volvo off of somebody

00:56:10.620 If she had to

00:56:11.300 If she would

00:56:11.920 Grapple well

00:56:12.700 That's a good point

00:56:13.740 If she gets them

00:56:14.240 On the ground

00:56:14.840 And she's a child

00:56:15.800 So she has something

00:56:16.360 To fight for

00:56:16.980 Yeah exactly

00:56:17.680 That gives you

00:56:18.160 The double strength

00:56:19.020 Thing

00:56:19.280 Yeah

00:56:19.620 Half he's faking

00:56:20.580 Over he's

00:56:21.160 Had nothing

00:56:21.660 Out there going

00:56:22.480 Annie Letterman

00:56:23.340 Would do pretty well

00:56:24.120 I think

00:56:24.460 Annie would do well

00:56:25.460 Yeah she's tough

00:56:26.500 Greg Fitzsimmons

00:56:27.940 Was on a lot of

00:56:28.860 Street fights

00:56:29.320 When he was younger

00:56:29.960 Greg I think

00:56:30.760 I'd put him in

00:56:31.300 Against a woman

00:56:31.940 That's what it is

00:56:33.640 It's like

00:56:34.360 It's Greg versus

00:56:35.860 Annie Letterman

00:56:36.460 Yeah it's like

00:56:37.520 That is the fight

00:56:38.820 That people want to see

00:56:39.720 Did you and Annie

00:56:40.820 Date or no

00:56:41.400 We didn't date

00:56:42.980 We didn't know

00:56:44.380 We weren't boyfriend

00:56:45.260 And girlfriend

00:56:45.560 But we were hung out

00:56:46.620 For a little bit

00:56:47.300 And women end up

00:56:49.720 Just hating me

00:56:50.420 So that's the pattern

00:56:51.480 Do you think

00:56:53.320 Have you been in

00:56:53.860 A real relationship

00:56:54.600 Yeah I've been in

00:56:56.240 A bunch

00:56:56.680 Oh wow really

00:56:57.700 And what seems

00:56:59.820 To be the thing

00:57:00.620 Is there like

00:57:01.080 An ending piece

00:57:01.920 Like mine

00:57:02.540 I have like

00:57:03.000 Big commitment issues

00:57:04.040 And then I'll like

00:57:04.920 Have some sexual

00:57:05.700 Malfunction as I

00:57:07.020 Get into relationships

00:57:07.900 Oh okay

00:57:08.900 So I just don't

00:57:12.340 Get as like

00:57:13.260 Exacerbated in my

00:57:14.740 Penis or anything

00:57:15.560 If I'm just like

00:57:16.780 With the same partner

00:57:17.700 You know kind of

00:57:18.320 Yeah

00:57:18.580 Woman

00:57:19.460 Yeah

00:57:20.160 But um

00:57:21.220 So I just

00:57:23.320 You know so

00:57:24.280 That usually kind of

00:57:25.520 My relationships

00:57:25.980 Will fade out there

00:57:27.000 Because I think

00:57:27.520 I don't want to commit

00:57:28.380 So my body's saying

00:57:29.540 It's like

00:57:30.000 We're not gonna

00:57:30.980 Fucking

00:57:31.380 Yeah

00:57:32.300 There'll be little

00:57:33.040 Clues along the way

00:57:34.380 Where you go

00:57:34.920 Oh I shouldn't

00:57:35.440 Do this long term

00:57:36.380 I shouldn't have

00:57:36.900 A baby with this person

00:57:37.940 A lot of my relationships

00:57:38.940 I look back

00:57:39.840 And I imagine

00:57:40.920 Like drawing it out

00:57:42.780 In your head

00:57:43.200 You're like

00:57:43.440 What is it like

00:57:43.920 If you had a kid

00:57:44.460 I always do that

00:57:45.220 And I imagine

00:57:46.900 Like in a room

00:57:48.200 With the baby

00:57:49.000 Going shh

00:57:49.580 Mommy's not happy today

00:57:50.720 We gotta be quiet

00:57:51.640 And then I go

00:57:52.540 Okay this is not long term

00:57:53.440 Listen to that song

00:57:54.060 In the arms of

00:57:55.860 Yeah

00:57:56.240 Yeah

00:57:57.240 Mine is a drift

00:57:59.140 Where

00:57:59.420 I don't think

00:57:59.780 I have it fixed

00:58:00.500 I think my next

00:58:01.320 Relationship will be

00:58:02.320 Like

00:58:03.200 Like a forever

00:58:04.260 Longer term thing

00:58:05.340 It's because

00:58:06.840 I don't

00:58:07.500 I wasn't expressing

00:58:09.240 My problems enough

00:58:10.900 I squelched them

00:58:12.180 We're like the same patterns

00:58:13.760 And then it builds up

00:58:15.200 Like resentment

00:58:16.940 Or something

00:58:17.460 And there's like a drift

00:58:18.460 And then we kind of

00:58:19.300 Break up

00:58:19.820 That's usually what happens

00:58:20.920 In my past relationships

00:58:22.900 Huh

00:58:23.540 But

00:58:24.200 Are you a real hammer

00:58:25.940 In the bedroom

00:58:26.580 Or are you more

00:58:27.040 Like a delicate man

00:58:27.940 It's a hammer time

00:58:28.760 Really

00:58:29.240 What

00:58:30.360 Yeah

00:58:31.000 Cannot even imagine that

00:58:33.280 Things change

00:58:34.880 When the lights go out

00:58:35.740 It's always

00:58:36.300 That's the key

00:58:36.960 That's the thing

00:58:37.720 Yeah

00:58:38.060 Like I know

00:58:39.300 A famous musician

00:58:40.460 That people say

00:58:41.220 Is like a love maker

00:58:42.360 And you would never expect it

00:58:43.760 Like he lights candles

00:58:44.840 And stuff

00:58:45.320 And it's like a dude

00:58:46.100 You'd be like

00:58:46.660 What

00:58:47.240 I don't do that

00:58:48.420 But I

00:58:48.840 And I think it's key

00:58:50.100 Like when you're

00:58:50.840 You're younger

00:58:51.720 Yeah

00:58:52.340 You listen

00:58:53.020 And ask what they like

00:58:54.520 And then you start to get

00:58:56.380 Like a Rolodex

00:58:58.560 Of ideas

00:59:00.240 And stuff

00:59:00.640 Yeah

00:59:00.960 And just you could feel out

00:59:02.080 What type likes what

00:59:04.280 And then

00:59:04.840 You know

00:59:06.300 Young guys don't ask

00:59:08.380 You know

00:59:09.040 I couldn't hear when I was young

00:59:10.400 I was so horny

00:59:11.200 I would be like

00:59:11.820 I would ask anything

00:59:12.780 Like how are you doing at all

00:59:14.000 I would hear as soon as they were talking

00:59:15.360 I was like

00:59:15.660 What the fuck

00:59:16.540 Yeah

00:59:17.120 It was just like

00:59:18.200 I couldn't hear any

00:59:19.240 It was just so

00:59:20.180 It was hard to like

00:59:21.440 Pretend you were hearing

00:59:22.600 You know

00:59:22.980 Yeah

00:59:23.300 Then it's like

00:59:24.920 I mean you know

00:59:25.680 Could you have a baby

00:59:26.560 You think

00:59:26.840 I could see you holding a baby

00:59:27.980 I could see you escaping to Canada

00:59:29.960 With a baby

00:59:30.500 If things got bad here

00:59:31.540 Yeah

00:59:31.940 That's what I would do

00:59:32.820 That's exactly what I would do

00:59:33.900 With a Canada

00:59:34.620 Yeah

00:59:35.160 I can think about having a kid

00:59:36.700 I mean

00:59:37.020 What's going on you guys

00:59:39.940 The thing about

00:59:42.000 Having a kid

00:59:43.480 Is nobody

00:59:44.220 Sells that very well at all

00:59:46.560 I mean

00:59:47.000 You hear them

00:59:48.020 They go

00:59:48.200 Oh it's

00:59:48.600 Changed your life

00:59:49.360 It's a lot of work

00:59:50.360 It's this and that

00:59:51.160 Yeah

00:59:51.380 It's not like

00:59:52.300 It's great

00:59:53.600 It's never that

00:59:54.540 Yeah

00:59:55.060 Be prepared

00:59:56.440 If your relationship

00:59:57.460 Is going to change

00:59:57.960 With your woman

00:59:58.440 It's not going to be

00:59:59.180 It's more of a

00:59:59.800 That's true

01:00:00.120 Partnership

01:00:00.900 So you got to say goodbye

01:00:02.040 To the romance

01:00:02.540 It just

01:00:03.660 That's been

01:00:04.300 So documented

01:00:05.880 Yeah

01:00:06.220 Do you want to have kids

01:00:07.420 I think I need to get to a place

01:00:09.640 Where I want to

01:00:10.300 I'm starting to feel

01:00:11.140 I could see you being a good dad

01:00:11.740 A little bit better

01:00:12.160 You should be a dad

01:00:13.080 That'd be good

01:00:13.640 I think I would

01:00:14.500 I just don't want to be

01:00:15.560 I want to have

01:00:17.180 I just can't imagine

01:00:18.540 Something being at my house

01:00:19.780 All the time

01:00:20.240 When I'm not there

01:00:20.960 That's it

01:00:21.740 I just

01:00:24.840 Not that

01:00:25.320 Not there

01:00:26.020 But just

01:00:26.460 The thing is

01:00:28.100 It was never go

01:00:29.220 And it needs you all the time

01:00:30.560 Yes

01:00:30.860 Never go

01:00:31.920 It's like

01:00:32.760 Where is that

01:00:33.500 Yeah

01:00:33.760 It's got too much batteries in it

01:00:35.300 And if you stop it

01:00:38.140 You go to jail

01:00:38.760 Here's a guy right here

01:00:39.760 Who's doing well

01:00:40.480 Right here

01:00:40.860 My buddy

01:00:41.400 Who's that

01:00:42.380 This is Gary Larson's son

01:00:43.860 Who used to draw the caricatures

01:00:45.460 No shit

01:00:46.640 He kind of looks like

01:00:47.460 One of the characters

01:00:47.920 No it's not really

01:00:48.740 But that would be cool though

01:00:50.220 Theo Kyle

01:00:51.400 What's up guys

01:00:52.220 Hey

01:00:52.700 I was just wondering

01:00:54.140 How do I know

01:00:55.320 If you're not

01:00:56.620 A deep fake

01:00:57.920 Oh shit

01:00:59.600 Gang gang

01:01:00.220 This is gonna

01:01:01.200 This is gonna happen

01:01:03.000 Five years from now

01:01:04.380 That'll be a real

01:01:05.280 Legit thing

01:01:06.480 What is it

01:01:07.420 So I know deep fakes

01:01:08.540 So a lot of it's like

01:01:09.560 Yeah it's funny

01:01:10.260 When I'm watching the characters

01:01:11.320 It's like

01:01:11.920 When I'm watching the characters

01:01:13.660 I feel like I'm watching them

01:01:15.200 I know it's your creativity behind it

01:01:17.580 But I feel like I'm watching them

01:01:18.960 Most of the time

01:01:19.500 Well you know it's funny

01:01:20.240 I don't use the deep fake technology

01:01:22.200 That's really good

01:01:23.020 Mine is a shitty janky thing

01:01:24.740 Yeah

01:01:24.960 Because I found

01:01:25.720 That the real deep fake

01:01:27.420 Is creepy

01:01:28.600 And not funny

01:01:29.640 Like the wrong side of your brain

01:01:31.180 Is freaked out

01:01:32.440 When it's close

01:01:33.480 To the person

01:01:34.200 Yeah

01:01:34.620 Like I don't know if you've seen

01:01:35.400 The real deep fake ones

01:01:37.060 That look really good

01:01:38.140 Have you seen those

01:01:38.700 I think I've seen some of them

01:01:40.400 I got one of Tom Cruise

01:01:42.200 Yeah like this

01:01:43.680 What's up

01:01:46.680 That's my friend Miles Fisher dude

01:01:48.960 Is that right

01:01:49.520 Yeah

01:01:50.020 He's killing

01:01:51.100 Look it's amazing

01:01:59.000 But

01:02:00.000 God that's a really good deep fake

01:02:02.540 That's not a deep fake

01:02:03.280 This is

01:02:03.720 No that's deep fake

01:02:04.640 That's not Tom Cruise

01:02:05.740 Yeah

01:02:06.480 God that's amazing

01:02:09.640 But this isn't

01:02:10.860 That's just him

01:02:11.520 He looks like this

01:02:12.340 But they

01:02:12.680 No that's Tom Cruise's face

01:02:14.280 Oh they put his face on it

01:02:14.600 That's Tom Cruise's face

01:02:14.980 They put Tom Cruise's face on him

01:02:16.040 He already does a good impression himself

01:02:17.440 Oh okay

01:02:18.260 But the deep fake

01:02:19.100 My bad

01:02:19.360 People

01:02:19.620 He's fooled like a bunch of people

01:02:20.920 He's got a TikTok account

01:02:22.360 That's like

01:02:22.860 Good for him

01:02:23.880 It's amazing

01:02:25.140 But anyway

01:02:25.740 It's

01:02:26.140 I find it's not as funny

01:02:28.080 Yeah

01:02:28.420 Comedy doesn't work

01:02:29.500 When your brain is like

01:02:30.360 Wait something's wrong here

01:02:31.740 It's like the brain

01:02:33.380 You just want to know something wrong

01:02:34.740 Yeah just be comfortable

01:02:36.200 And relaxed

01:02:37.040 Like South Park looks really goofy

01:02:38.660 And the face swap thing I have

01:02:42.160 Looks very goofy

01:02:42.820 It's clearly like

01:02:43.420 Kind of broken

01:02:44.100 But that

01:02:44.760 I did a Comedy Central pilot

01:02:46.840 And we used this extreme deep fake

01:02:48.720 And it was like creepy

01:02:49.560 It was

01:02:50.140 Wow

01:02:50.860 It wasn't as funny

01:02:51.360 And they didn't pick it up huh

01:02:52.300 No

01:02:53.120 But I'll tell you this

01:02:54.740 It was crazy what I made

01:02:57.320 What I did with their money

01:02:58.300 It was crazy

01:02:58.820 It was awesome

01:02:59.380 No

01:03:00.020 It was crazy

01:03:00.720 It was

01:03:01.280 Did you ever put it out

01:03:02.740 I just put like

01:03:03.520 Everything I do

01:03:04.680 And here's what I thought

01:03:05.700 I was like

01:03:06.060 I'm going to show them

01:03:06.640 And I could lead a sketch show

01:03:08.760 Because I do music

01:03:09.680 And these other things

01:03:10.540 But then I like

01:03:11.700 I wrote this script

01:03:13.100 And then I thought

01:03:14.280 You know

01:03:15.400 It was like a three part

01:03:16.380 Like A, B, and C plot

01:03:18.160 Time jump script

01:03:19.660 It's always already confusing

01:03:20.760 Yeah

01:03:21.500 And then I'm like

01:03:22.140 I'm going to have the commercials

01:03:22.880 And show like my other characters

01:03:24.200 Within that

01:03:25.200 But you can't jump away

01:03:27.260 From a

01:03:27.900 These are the things I learned

01:03:28.840 You can't jump away

01:03:29.660 From a narrative story

01:03:31.100 And go somewhere else

01:03:32.620 For any more than like

01:03:34.140 Ten seconds

01:03:35.260 Like family guy

01:03:36.340 Will do a quick joke

01:03:37.260 But you got to come back

01:03:38.000 To the story

01:03:38.360 I would go away

01:03:39.060 For like a minute

01:03:39.620 Minute and a half

01:03:40.320 So then it feels like

01:03:41.340 You just turn the channel

01:03:42.280 On the person

01:03:42.820 It doesn't work

01:03:43.740 Even if it's funny

01:03:44.460 They're like

01:03:44.840 While I was watching

01:03:45.520 That other thing

01:03:46.080 Then the time jump

01:03:47.800 And the three plots

01:03:48.620 Made really confusing

01:03:49.340 It was just so

01:03:50.700 It just looked like

01:03:52.100 You were changing channels

01:03:52.960 It was crazy

01:03:53.560 Is it

01:03:54.460 So

01:03:55.100 Do you confuse yourself

01:03:56.860 Sometimes

01:03:57.340 With kind of

01:03:57.820 Trying to put it all

01:03:59.180 Together

01:03:59.760 Yeah I'm still

01:04:00.860 Trying to figure out

01:04:01.500 How to do a weekly show

01:04:02.540 Where I don't lose my mind

01:04:03.920 Where I'm satisfying

01:04:04.820 People

01:04:05.820 And I have a regular show

01:04:07.400 So I can make

01:04:08.780 A living doing this

01:04:10.580 Because right now

01:04:11.400 It's like

01:04:11.980 You know

01:04:12.880 I do shows

01:04:13.440 Like I started doing this

01:04:14.180 Like Sylvester Stallone show

01:04:15.280 Which was gaining

01:04:16.000 Followers and stuff

01:04:17.280 But then it's like

01:04:18.180 Other people are like

01:04:19.500 There's too much of this

01:04:20.720 So I stopped doing it

01:04:21.460 And that drops off

01:04:22.620 And those people are like

01:04:23.200 Where's that

01:04:23.820 It's just like

01:04:25.040 I gotta do one thing

01:04:26.120 And somehow do little clips

01:04:27.600 Of everything

01:04:28.060 I'm not sure

01:04:28.620 And you were doing

01:04:29.120 Craig's News Live

01:04:29.700 Five, four days a week

01:04:30.720 I was doing it so much

01:04:32.060 That was just like

01:04:32.960 For me it's

01:04:35.200 Just trial by fire

01:04:36.420 And just

01:04:36.840 I'll get better

01:04:37.520 If I just keep doing this

01:04:38.480 And I was kind of

01:04:39.340 Feeling that way

01:04:40.000 About it

01:04:40.440 You're gonna

01:04:41.140 It's all gonna

01:04:42.280 I mean it's happening

01:04:43.220 I feel like it's growing

01:04:44.320 Your channel's growing

01:04:45.200 Yeah it's growing

01:04:46.220 And getting advertisers

01:04:47.580 I can get off the grid

01:04:49.180 With having to worry

01:04:49.860 About a network

01:04:50.500 And all that stuff

01:04:51.120 Because what I do

01:04:51.700 I don't think

01:04:52.540 Is easily advertised

01:04:54.240 It's very offensive

01:04:56.200 To a lot of people

01:04:57.480 Kind of

01:04:58.280 Or it's just genuinely funny

01:05:00.300 Or it's

01:05:01.140 Well I feel like

01:05:01.900 It's not offensive

01:05:02.660 Personally

01:05:03.260 Because I don't want

01:05:03.740 To hurt someone's feelings

01:05:04.560 I don't think it is at all

01:05:04.800 I just know

01:05:05.880 It clicks all the buttons

01:05:07.920 Of an advertiser

01:05:08.720 That says no

01:05:09.320 We're not gonna advertise

01:05:11.020 Right

01:05:11.300 But that's all gonna

01:05:11.960 I feel like slowly

01:05:12.800 That's gonna change

01:05:13.420 I mean in five years

01:05:14.920 Every other person

01:05:16.720 Is gonna have a network

01:05:17.860 You know

01:05:18.380 A small little network

01:05:19.560 Yeah yeah

01:05:19.920 You can see it

01:05:20.520 Like even with podcasts

01:05:22.180 And it's like

01:05:22.640 Rogan was this thing

01:05:24.020 That is like insurmountable

01:05:26.080 You know

01:05:26.660 And then

01:05:27.940 There will never be

01:05:29.440 Another Rogan

01:05:30.300 You know

01:05:30.840 There will just be

01:05:31.820 Other small

01:05:32.400 There'll be some big podcasts

01:05:33.820 Yeah

01:05:34.400 Like Dax Shepard

01:05:35.540 And like

01:05:36.060 I mean there'll be

01:05:37.240 Some big shows

01:05:37.920 But there will never be

01:05:39.280 I don't think

01:05:39.860 There'll just be

01:05:40.620 A bunch of other

01:05:41.520 Kind of smaller tiered shows

01:05:43.160 Now

01:05:43.520 And then there'll be

01:05:44.580 Even different ones

01:05:45.720 You know

01:05:45.960 And it'll like

01:05:46.520 It's all getting

01:05:47.880 Different you know

01:05:49.740 Yeah

01:05:50.040 Yeah I think

01:05:50.700 I think we're

01:05:51.420 In the right

01:05:52.000 Pocket

01:05:53.160 You're in the

01:05:53.680 You're in the

01:05:54.260 You're in the

01:05:54.280 Future

01:05:54.560 But

01:05:54.920 It's funny because

01:05:56.220 Because YouTube is now

01:05:57.180 I guess

01:05:57.620 Like

01:05:58.040 They take so much money

01:06:00.000 Do you know

01:06:00.560 First head of podcast

01:06:01.200 Netflix

01:06:01.640 Hires first head of podcast

01:06:03.000 Netflix

01:06:04.200 Hires

01:06:04.940 Jerry Eaton

01:06:05.920 Oh okay

01:06:07.220 I don't know

01:06:10.040 If I would watch

01:06:10.460 Podcasts on Netflix

01:06:11.720 Though

01:06:12.060 I don't know

01:06:13.840 I feel like

01:06:14.260 They're just getting

01:06:14.660 Into it

01:06:14.980 Because Amazon's

01:06:15.720 Taking over

01:06:16.720 All of a sudden

01:06:17.340 That's the weird thing

01:06:18.360 It's weird

01:06:19.240 That like

01:06:19.720 I don't know

01:06:20.240 How they're gonna

01:06:20.860 But who knows

01:06:21.760 Who knows what'll happen

01:06:22.480 I love YouTube

01:06:23.460 It's just

01:06:24.000 They take like

01:06:25.180 50% of your

01:06:26.680 Super chats

01:06:27.420 Yeah

01:06:27.760 30% of your

01:06:29.480 30% of everything else

01:06:31.300 Like your

01:06:32.380 Members

01:06:33.100 I have members

01:06:33.740 Joining

01:06:34.200 And like

01:06:35.200 They take that much

01:06:36.480 Of the super chats

01:06:37.340 That's unreal

01:06:39.020 Patreon's only 5-8%

01:06:40.940 But it's harder

01:06:41.760 Yeah

01:06:42.080 It's harder to get people

01:06:42.880 From YouTube

01:06:43.320 That's the thing

01:06:43.860 It's like

01:06:44.180 The problem is like

01:06:45.320 People don't want to

01:06:46.280 Get off a platform

01:06:47.080 Getting people from

01:06:47.920 Instagram over to

01:06:48.660 YouTube has been like

01:06:49.740 A sludge

01:06:50.780 It's been tough

01:06:51.540 And then getting them

01:06:52.980 To like

01:06:53.500 Patreon

01:06:54.400 It's like another thing

01:06:55.420 So I was like

01:06:56.040 Let me just do it

01:06:56.460 All on YouTube

01:06:57.020 But

01:06:57.440 Yeah

01:06:58.980 They take so much

01:06:59.880 It's brutal

01:07:00.920 It's a lot

01:07:01.460 It's crazy man

01:07:02.880 It's

01:07:03.180 And

01:07:03.820 And the government

01:07:05.420 Takes 50

01:07:06.400 Yeah

01:07:07.420 Like

01:07:07.880 California

01:07:09.420 And the federal government

01:07:10.600 It's like

01:07:11.080 40 some percent

01:07:11.900 And then

01:07:12.380 Yeah

01:07:13.160 It's pretty crazy

01:07:13.780 It's crazy

01:07:14.060 It's crazy

01:07:14.680 For yeah

01:07:15.300 California

01:07:15.800 And specifically for LA

01:07:17.080 It's an extra percent

01:07:18.240 So it's 14%

01:07:19.900 Living in California

01:07:20.800 On top of it

01:07:22.140 Yeah

01:07:22.520 Kyle have you thought

01:07:24.720 About doing seasons

01:07:26.080 Like maybe do 10 episodes

01:07:27.440 Instead of trying to do that

01:07:28.300 Every week

01:07:28.680 Do 10 episodes

01:07:29.300 I think that's the way to go

01:07:30.300 And I will give you credit

01:07:32.840 For that idea

01:07:33.360 That's okay

01:07:34.020 Here's a beautiful question

01:07:36.200 From a guy right here

01:07:37.160 Good man probably

01:07:38.300 Kyle

01:07:40.240 What's up man

01:07:40.840 He's leaving his family

01:07:41.020 Sometimes I have to imagine

01:07:41.940 What they're doing

01:07:42.660 Yeah

01:07:42.680 It does seem like

01:07:43.480 He just left them

01:07:44.680 Yeah

01:07:44.920 Fan of your work

01:07:46.760 Been following you

01:07:48.040 For a long time

01:07:49.020 Theo you as well

01:07:50.160 You the man

01:07:50.980 Yeah

01:07:53.380 Guess this question's for Kyle

01:07:54.720 How have you felt

01:07:55.960 In terms of

01:07:56.480 You know

01:07:56.760 Recent censorship

01:07:58.440 And kind of

01:07:59.740 Shadow banning

01:08:02.360 I don't want to

01:08:02.780 I don't know

01:08:03.240 If I want to call it

01:08:04.280 You know that

01:08:04.840 Serious of a term

01:08:06.740 But you know

01:08:07.120 I'm sure

01:08:07.480 Some of your videos

01:08:08.580 And stuff like that

01:08:09.200 Get kind of swept under the rug

01:08:10.400 Sometimes

01:08:10.760 It was based on

01:08:11.440 The content

01:08:12.660 And the people

01:08:13.320 Involved with it

01:08:14.760 So

01:08:15.100 Not to get too serious

01:08:17.240 But you know

01:08:17.720 Just kind of want to know

01:08:18.280 Your feelings on that

01:08:19.240 Without getting too political

01:08:20.640 And you know

01:08:21.800 See what you think about

01:08:22.400 The algorithms

01:08:23.020 That's going on

01:08:23.960 On social media right now

01:08:25.180 That kind of favor

01:08:25.920 Certain things

01:08:26.680 And you know

01:08:27.660 Kind of hide others

01:08:28.940 So cheers man

01:08:30.260 Keep it coming

01:08:30.900 And big fan of y'all's work

01:08:32.380 Gang gang

01:08:33.140 He's in a Honda Civic

01:08:35.380 I believe

01:08:35.940 He could be

01:08:37.460 And it looked like

01:08:37.960 It was a stick shift as well

01:08:38.920 Did you pick that up at all?

01:08:41.020 The stick shift?

01:08:41.820 Yeah

01:08:42.020 I didn't clog that

01:08:42.860 But he also maybe

01:08:43.600 He might have a dog

01:08:44.940 If I'm looking at that back seat

01:08:46.060 Is it dog hair?

01:08:48.420 No it's just a design

01:08:49.500 No it's a good question

01:08:51.220 Dude

01:08:51.820 I look at this stuff

01:08:53.640 He also shaves his neck well

01:08:56.020 Do you know what I mean?

01:08:57.660 That's not easy

01:08:58.320 He's got a clean neck

01:08:58.920 That's a strong beard

01:09:00.400 Oh he definitely

01:09:01.740 I would eat out of that neck

01:09:03.200 You know what I'm saying?

01:09:04.400 He moisturizes it

01:09:05.460 Yeah

01:09:05.760 It's that clean

01:09:07.200 If he does

01:09:07.960 The neck you could eat off of

01:09:09.360 Yeah

01:09:10.560 Thank you for the question

01:09:11.340 Yeah that's a good question

01:09:12.740 That's a good question

01:09:13.320 And it is really exciting

01:09:14.460 I feel like some of your Biden stuff

01:09:15.140 Might have gotten a little bit banned up

01:09:16.380 I don't mean to be paranoid

01:09:17.460 But when I look at like

01:09:18.640 Like percentages

01:09:19.760 And then comments

01:09:21.040 Because they don't ban those

01:09:22.980 There's definitely some squelching going on

01:09:25.620 Because

01:09:25.920 It's not tracking with other videos

01:09:28.580 You could tell

01:09:29.360 By like percentage

01:09:31.520 And

01:09:32.140 Oh yeah

01:09:33.240 Comments

01:09:33.800 Kind of how many views

01:09:35.280 A video gets

01:09:36.020 And the Biden stuff

01:09:37.340 Has just been like

01:09:38.320 Really squelched

01:09:40.140 On Instagram

01:09:41.000 In particular

01:09:42.060 But

01:09:44.340 Yeah

01:09:44.840 I mean it's crazy

01:09:45.660 How much

01:09:46.040 Like the media influence

01:09:47.820 I mean

01:09:48.240 Just politics

01:09:49.240 It's just crazy

01:09:50.040 How much it's gotten

01:09:50.840 I stopped tagging

01:09:51.920 I didn't tag Biden's time

01:09:53.060 Because in my last video

01:09:53.880 I just didn't tag him

01:09:54.920 Yeah

01:09:55.300 Yeah I don't think you need to

01:09:57.120 But it's crazy

01:09:58.660 I mean the power

01:09:59.740 That they have too

01:10:00.440 Because it's like

01:10:00.880 That's our only way

01:10:01.840 To communicate now

01:10:02.920 I know

01:10:03.340 But when there's money involved

01:10:04.660 And I don't think it's some

01:10:05.520 Dark

01:10:06.440 You know

01:10:07.000 Whatever

01:10:07.340 People think

01:10:08.540 I don't think it's really

01:10:09.400 A political thing

01:10:10.120 I think it's money

01:10:10.940 I think it's like

01:10:11.480 Advertisers want to stay away

01:10:13.120 From something political

01:10:13.940 So

01:10:14.360 YouTube gets that clue

01:10:16.040 And so

01:10:16.480 You're not going to be

01:10:17.220 We're not going to be making much money

01:10:18.020 Off of your video

01:10:18.700 So we're going to

01:10:19.140 But if you do a

01:10:19.660 If you had done a Trump one

01:10:21.240 I bet they would push it

01:10:22.520 Oh maybe

01:10:23.180 I don't

01:10:23.520 I think

01:10:24.280 I don't know the answer

01:10:25.840 But I think they don't like

01:10:26.820 Anything political

01:10:27.980 On

01:10:29.080 YouTube and Instagram

01:10:30.600 I don't know the answer

01:10:31.660 But I definitely

01:10:33.120 That could be true

01:10:34.180 I don't

01:10:34.720 I don't know either

01:10:35.940 But luckily

01:10:37.100 The thing we have is like

01:10:38.120 Yeah

01:10:38.840 But it's like

01:10:40.140 Anything it's not like

01:10:41.620 Anything it's

01:10:43.380 Like

01:10:44.160 It definitely

01:10:46.080 All

01:10:48.860 Mainstream media

01:10:49.720 Certainly skews more leftist

01:10:51.800 Yeah yeah

01:10:52.320 Totally

01:10:52.640 I mean

01:10:53.000 No doubt

01:10:53.540 CNN is the most ridiculous channel

01:10:55.540 It's gotten so bad

01:10:56.260 I used to be a CNN watcher

01:10:57.980 Yeah

01:10:58.280 Like five years ago

01:10:59.560 And now I'm like

01:11:00.420 Nothing

01:11:01.220 This is

01:11:01.720 Just anarchy

01:11:03.000 This isn't even real

01:11:04.240 Jeffrey Toobin

01:11:06.120 Apologizes on CNN

01:11:07.460 Just real quick

01:11:08.220 So funny

01:11:08.820 Have you seen this?

01:11:09.800 Yeah

01:11:09.980 I mean

01:11:10.820 This is the channel now

01:11:12.700 The

01:11:13.400 This guy

01:11:14.760 He

01:11:15.600 And he says here

01:11:16.820 He didn't know

01:11:17.460 The camera's on

01:11:18.240 The conversation's over

01:11:19.940 But they need to

01:11:21.340 He needs to go to therapy

01:11:23.180 To be a better

01:11:23.780 Better person

01:11:24.660 Yeah

01:11:24.980 Better person

01:11:25.720 Who knows how to work

01:11:26.420 Zoom better

01:11:26.940 Yeah

01:11:27.320 Like she

01:11:27.900 Like she acts like

01:11:28.620 She doesn't masturbate

01:11:29.580 In this

01:11:30.000 I wonder if I do

01:11:31.440 A shorter one

01:11:32.240 What the hell

01:11:33.180 Are you thinking?

01:11:34.080 Yeah

01:11:34.320 It's like

01:11:35.100 It's just so bizarre

01:11:38.040 It's bizarre

01:11:38.920 Yeah

01:11:39.100 That's why

01:11:39.620 And this is one of the things

01:11:41.220 That's helped create

01:11:42.000 Such a better world

01:11:43.040 For

01:11:43.340 Hello Allison

01:11:45.520 It's been a while

01:11:46.300 It has been a while

01:11:47.220 Indeed

01:11:47.560 I feel like we should address

01:11:49.560 What's happened

01:11:51.420 First of all

01:11:51.680 She has the most

01:11:52.980 I don't masturbate dress on

01:11:55.020 Oh definitely

01:11:55.920 I don't even have a vagina

01:11:57.900 In fact

01:11:59.600 I

01:12:00.140 Look

01:12:01.280 Once a month

01:12:02.180 I cough a little bit of blood

01:12:03.840 Into a napkin

01:12:04.540 That's it

01:12:05.980 That is what she has

01:12:07.400 Maybe once a month

01:12:08.320 Her nose runs

01:12:09.320 Right

01:12:09.740 Just a drip

01:12:10.660 Since some of our viewers

01:12:12.780 Look both of his hands

01:12:13.860 Up on the table

01:12:14.600 What has happened

01:12:14.960 So

01:12:15.360 I guess I'll recap

01:12:17.220 I'll do the honors

01:12:18.280 And she's just

01:12:19.880 Help yourself

01:12:20.420 Okay

01:12:20.780 Help yourself

01:12:21.660 Poor choice of word

01:12:23.160 You were on a Zoom call

01:12:25.620 With your colleagues

01:12:26.540 From the New Yorker magazine

01:12:28.180 Everyone took a break

01:12:29.820 For several minutes

01:12:30.900 During which time

01:12:31.900 You were caught

01:12:33.040 Masturbating

01:12:34.460 On camera

01:12:34.980 A masculated man

01:12:36.000 Has to sit there

01:12:36.520 You were subsequently fired

01:12:37.640 From that job

01:12:38.400 After 27 years

01:12:39.440 Of working there

01:12:40.240 And

01:12:41.240 You

01:12:41.800 This is just

01:12:42.420 You have to do

01:12:44.880 Why

01:12:45.080 Why would he

01:12:46.540 How have you not done this

01:12:48.140 Because it's already done

01:12:49.560 It's already as hilarious

01:12:51.020 As it could be

01:12:51.760 That's a good point

01:12:52.460 Start there

01:12:52.860 To quote Jay Leno

01:12:54.940 What the hell

01:12:56.560 Were you thinking

01:12:57.420 Well obviously

01:12:58.380 I wasn't thinking

01:12:59.540 Very well

01:13:00.180 I mean to drag him

01:13:01.480 Through the mud

01:13:02.200 And say

01:13:02.920 What a bad person I am

01:13:04.100 He just didn't know

01:13:04.660 The cameras are

01:13:05.220 I think one point

01:13:06.240 This is him saying that

01:13:07.120 I wouldn't exactly say

01:13:07.720 In my defense

01:13:08.400 Because nothing is really

01:13:09.500 In my defense

01:13:10.180 Yes it is

01:13:10.860 I didn't think

01:13:11.420 I was on the call

01:13:12.940 I didn't think

01:13:14.020 Other people could see me

01:13:14.980 That's a really good defense

01:13:15.920 Yeah and it just

01:13:17.000 You didn't think

01:13:17.600 People could see you

01:13:18.240 It's like

01:13:18.940 Jerk out in front of a window

01:13:20.340 Like oh I didn't know

01:13:21.280 Someone could see me

01:13:21.900 I mean it's a little different

01:13:22.640 Because it was a zoom call

01:13:23.400 But he really should

01:13:25.700 Know the etiquette

01:13:27.260 With the lights on

01:13:28.360 I don't know

01:13:29.280 What happened

01:13:29.820 Yeah he's at that age

01:13:30.740 Where you don't know

01:13:31.600 I'm shocked

01:13:32.380 I'm amazed

01:13:32.840 The guy still jerks off

01:13:33.680 That was the most surprising thing

01:13:34.820 Well that's what I was thinking

01:13:35.500 Imagine the first time

01:13:36.700 He jerks off again

01:13:38.400 After that

01:13:39.380 And looking at his dick

01:13:40.540 Like you son of

01:13:41.160 You got me into this

01:13:42.160 But I'm still gonna come back

01:13:43.560 To an abusive

01:13:44.180 Husband you go back to

01:13:46.280 That's when you've really

01:13:47.520 Lost the fight

01:13:49.480 It's like that movie

01:13:49.980 The five heartbeats

01:13:50.900 Or whatever

01:13:51.320 Kind of

01:13:51.740 What's that movie?

01:13:53.800 I don't think that's right

01:13:54.800 But it's almost

01:13:55.280 It reminds me of like

01:13:56.100 Bobby Brown and Tina Turner

01:13:57.880 Or whatever

01:13:58.300 Yeah

01:13:59.340 Yeah exactly

01:14:00.320 Exactly

01:14:01.000 He went back to his penis

01:14:02.100 Even though it got him

01:14:03.240 Into a whole mess

01:14:04.620 Yeah he just

01:14:05.240 Slowly unzips his pants

01:14:07.000 And sees it again

01:14:07.720 I'm gonna do it again

01:14:08.800 Yeah

01:14:09.260 Or I'm gonna teach you

01:14:11.660 Oh you think?

01:14:13.560 Maybe

01:14:13.760 That would be a

01:14:14.460 That would be a

01:14:14.960 I think a healthier

01:14:16.240 Thing to go at it

01:14:17.700 Yeah

01:14:17.900 With that attitude

01:14:19.040 I'm gonna teach you

01:14:19.260 Little boy

01:14:19.820 You son of a bitch

01:14:20.720 Get a little bitty

01:14:21.660 Fucking dog leash around

01:14:23.380 You like the camera on

01:14:24.180 You turn the camera on again

01:14:25.020 You like that?

01:14:27.220 Alright next question

01:14:28.200 Spit donkey

01:14:29.400 Spit

01:14:29.800 This guy's in a tub

01:14:32.040 But yeah

01:14:32.160 That's insane

01:14:33.220 Like why wouldn't you

01:14:34.320 Just say the guy

01:14:35.040 Had a natural deal

01:14:36.440 He forgot the zoom

01:14:37.620 Thing was on

01:14:38.340 It's like you can't

01:14:39.520 Laugh it off

01:14:40.120 But the weird thing is

01:14:41.740 It's like the more that

01:14:43.180 We have to say things

01:14:45.740 That are

01:14:46.040 We have to call out

01:14:47.160 Ridiculous

01:14:47.520 Because the more

01:14:48.200 That we don't

01:14:48.940 The more it becomes

01:14:50.000 That's the norm

01:14:51.180 Yeah

01:14:51.520 It really

01:14:53.180 That's a great point

01:14:54.820 Because there's nothing left

01:14:56.120 Like the major

01:14:56.940 Networks and outlets

01:14:59.300 Are acting like

01:15:00.600 This is normal

01:15:01.240 And that he needs to

01:15:02.500 Bow to

01:15:04.420 The holy

01:15:05.460 People

01:15:06.900 Who are the people

01:15:08.140 That don't

01:15:08.940 Right

01:15:09.320 Like who

01:15:10.040 Everyone relates to him

01:15:11.800 That's watching

01:15:12.940 It's like oh man

01:15:13.720 That would suck

01:15:14.380 Right

01:15:15.240 Who are the people

01:15:15.760 Like oh I can't imagine

01:15:16.600 How this guy even do

01:15:18.220 What's going on

01:15:18.760 Yeah who's going like

01:15:19.420 I'm glad he apologized to me

01:15:20.820 Is there anybody at home

01:15:21.920 Thank God

01:15:22.780 Tubin apologized

01:15:23.840 Now I'll listen to his thoughts

01:15:25.300 Right

01:15:25.580 So then what are we

01:15:26.500 Apologizing to

01:15:27.700 It makes no sense

01:15:29.300 It's all a big show

01:15:30.580 It's silliness

01:15:31.320 And I mean luckily

01:15:32.700 There is YouTube and stuff

01:15:33.880 Where we can make

01:15:34.500 People can talk

01:15:35.780 And Twitter people can

01:15:37.220 But yeah

01:15:38.460 Twitter people barely can

01:15:39.600 Twitter's I mean

01:15:40.280 Yeah it's getting suppressed

01:15:42.020 Twitter's bad

01:15:42.840 I mean you just get attacked

01:15:44.080 You say

01:15:44.800 Black Twitter gets insane

01:15:46.460 It's like people that have

01:15:47.260 What's black Twitter?

01:15:48.500 It's just like a big group

01:15:49.820 It's just

01:15:50.200 It's mostly black people on Twitter

01:15:51.500 I guess it might also be white Twitter

01:15:53.120 But they also

01:15:53.820 Hashtag it a lot

01:15:55.040 Black Twitter

01:15:55.500 And it's like

01:15:55.860 Black Twitter

01:15:56.440 Go get them

01:15:57.220 You know

01:15:57.640 And it's like

01:15:58.620 Some lady named

01:16:00.300 Entendre

01:16:01.020 Who has literally

01:16:01.780 230,000 tweets

01:16:04.040 And it's like

01:16:04.620 What?

01:16:05.680 How could you

01:16:06.520 And it's just like

01:16:07.500 Tons of people like that

01:16:08.820 And it's just

01:16:09.360 It's just amazing

01:16:10.880 How we let Twitter

01:16:11.580 Run everything

01:16:12.400 Like

01:16:12.940 You would think

01:16:14.440 If something was this bad

01:16:15.740 For us

01:16:16.200 If it caused

01:16:16.880 This much pain

01:16:18.000 And panic in the world

01:16:19.200 Like I even had this

01:16:22.400 This came up

01:16:23.000 I remember

01:16:23.440 Comparing coronavirus

01:16:25.500 To the what?

01:16:26.620 Oh I said

01:16:27.160 This was right at the beginning

01:16:27.900 Of coronavirus

01:16:28.540 I said coughing is the new N word

01:16:30.640 And BET online

01:16:33.480 That's a good point though

01:16:34.720 Crushed bro

01:16:35.940 This

01:16:36.360 That must have got a lot of

01:16:37.760 Retweets

01:16:38.740 Oh it was so great

01:16:40.100 People are happy to retweet

01:16:41.440 Yeah

01:16:43.520 Decent amount anyway

01:16:44.460 Ton of likes

01:16:45.200 That's a good point though

01:16:46.160 You're right

01:16:46.520 People really got upset

01:16:47.900 If you coughed

01:16:49.300 They got really upset

01:16:50.440 Because I've done both dude

01:16:51.880 And definitely the cough

01:16:53.560 That is a brave tweet you did

01:16:55.100 That was the cough

01:16:55.880 That is a brave tweet

01:16:56.800 You know what's funny

01:16:57.600 I got a text from my agent

01:16:58.860 I got a text from

01:16:59.620 Freaking like

01:17:00.300 A guy who's an agent

01:17:04.000 Of some of the biggest stars

01:17:05.340 Out there

01:17:05.740 9,000 retweets

01:17:06.640 Who was like

01:17:07.320 Love that tweet today bro

01:17:09.120 Like

01:17:09.500 There's so many people

01:17:10.700 That are like

01:17:11.300 Cheering on anything

01:17:12.420 That's just

01:17:12.940 Because it's like

01:17:13.840 Now

01:17:14.200 The punishment is so severe

01:17:16.160 You are brave

01:17:16.920 To put that out

01:17:17.560 It is a legit brave

01:17:19.000 Thing to do

01:17:20.620 Because it's

01:17:21.180 The punishment is like

01:17:22.180 Intense

01:17:23.320 But

01:17:23.480 Look at a guy like

01:17:24.160 Morgan Wallen

01:17:24.820 Is a white musician

01:17:25.740 Right

01:17:25.960 Does country music

01:17:26.740 His ticket sales

01:17:28.120 Quadrupled

01:17:28.980 When he just said

01:17:29.720 The n-word

01:17:30.300 N-I-G-G-A

01:17:31.360 Calling his white friend

01:17:32.880 That right

01:17:33.340 And not even like

01:17:34.280 As like a

01:17:35.080 You know

01:17:36.020 He just said

01:17:36.400 Like you hear it

01:17:36.800 On rap music

01:17:37.320 Or whatever

01:17:37.720 Yeah

01:17:38.220 So I think

01:17:41.600 There's

01:17:42.160 The way to use

01:17:43.160 This whole thing

01:17:43.980 And I'm not saying

01:17:44.820 Go out and yell

01:17:45.620 The n-word

01:17:46.100 Or write it on a birthday

01:17:47.040 You made a comedy joke

01:17:49.240 That's not

01:17:50.300 You want this

01:17:51.380 Now you want people

01:17:52.620 To

01:17:53.080 Can you believe

01:17:54.500 He did this

01:17:55.120 You almost

01:17:55.740 Want the

01:17:56.800 Canceling

01:17:57.620 Because it's

01:17:58.580 Only gonna help

01:17:59.440 Yeah

01:17:59.820 That's why I hope

01:18:00.940 YouTube is like

01:18:01.900 I just hope

01:18:03.120 But that's the thing

01:18:03.860 That you can't control

01:18:04.980 Is if the platforms

01:18:06.200 Will let you remain

01:18:07.220 Yeah

01:18:07.760 Yeah

01:18:08.360 I mean

01:18:08.700 And it feels like

01:18:10.200 Game of Thrones

01:18:10.760 Almost

01:18:11.140 Yeah

01:18:11.400 I worry about

01:18:12.020 My YouTube channel

01:18:12.800 I'm concerned

01:18:13.440 Do you

01:18:13.880 Go to Nick

01:18:15.060 For that

01:18:15.300 Nick's a good judge

01:18:16.020 Do you think

01:18:16.440 Or not look at it

01:18:17.140 Nick

01:18:17.240 But do you think

01:18:17.740 You would worry

01:18:18.400 About Kyle's

01:18:18.980 YouTube channel

01:18:19.540 I really don't

01:18:20.260 Because like you said

01:18:20.960 Like it's

01:18:21.700 It's only the

01:18:22.460 It's the appearance

01:18:23.620 Of the money

01:18:24.580 They

01:18:25.600 Because you're

01:18:26.540 Talking about political

01:18:27.200 But the stuff

01:18:27.760 You're making fun of

01:18:28.660 Is like

01:18:29.300 Has nothing to do

01:18:30.620 With political beliefs

01:18:31.520 On either side

01:18:32.240 Well there's a lot

01:18:33.020 Of stuff there

01:18:34.000 That I mean

01:18:35.040 It's not at all

01:18:36.000 There's Caitlyn Jenner

01:18:37.020 Stuff is a big

01:18:37.840 Hilarious

01:18:38.680 It's crazy

01:18:40.020 You see her drive

01:18:40.700 Down the road

01:18:41.160 The other day

01:18:41.440 And someone's like

01:18:41.800 Go get them

01:18:42.520 Joe

01:18:43.220 Or whatever they

01:18:43.880 Call her now

01:18:44.520 And she's like

01:18:45.180 Thanks buddy

01:18:46.220 Yeah baby

01:18:47.740 Thanks

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01:22:28.320 Like

01:22:28.680 Am I

01:22:29.720 Good

01:22:29.940 Enough

01:22:30.220 This

01:22:30.920 Is

01:22:31.040 Awful

01:22:31.520 Yeah

01:22:31.840 It's

01:22:32.120 Some

01:22:32.220 Thick

01:22:32.760 Little

01:22:32.960 Biscuity

01:22:33.720 Freaking

01:22:34.140 Chick

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01:22:36.960 Someone

01:22:37.240 Else's

01:22:37.560 Writing

01:22:37.840 That

01:22:37.960 You

01:22:38.000 Don't

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01:22:39.600 Have

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01:22:39.900 Job

01:22:40.340 Did

01:22:40.980 That

01:22:41.120 Forever

01:22:41.500 I

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01:22:42.260 Going

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01:22:43.340 And

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01:22:46.420 And

01:22:46.540 Then

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01:22:47.560 To

01:22:47.700 The

01:22:47.820 Thing

01:22:48.020 Anyway

01:22:48.280 And

01:22:49.220 Then

01:22:49.420 Showing

01:22:49.860 Up

01:22:50.000 Unrepair

01:22:50.580 That's

01:22:50.820 What

01:22:50.900 I

01:22:50.980 Do

01:22:51.140 All

01:22:51.240 The

01:22:51.340 Time

01:22:51.460 I

01:22:51.580 Drive

01:22:51.860 Over

01:22:52.020 There

01:22:52.160 So

01:22:52.620 Unprepared

01:22:53.420 One

01:22:54.100 Time

01:22:54.340 I

01:22:54.500 Came

01:22:54.700 Back

01:22:54.960 From

01:22:55.260 I

01:22:55.660 Came

01:22:56.480 Back

01:22:56.660 From

01:22:56.820 Las

01:22:57.040 Vegas

01:22:57.380 Somebody

01:22:58.500 Give

01:22:58.780 Me

01:22:58.900 A

01:22:59.540 Rock

01:22:59.960 Of

01:23:00.100 Cocaine

01:23:00.520 I'm

01:23:00.700 Not

01:23:00.860 Even

01:23:01.060 Joking

01:23:01.460 I've

01:23:02.120 Never

01:23:02.300 Tried

01:23:02.600 Cocaine

01:23:03.080 As

01:23:03.320 Big

01:23:03.680 As

01:23:03.860 This

01:23:04.040 Little

01:23:04.240 Thing's

01:23:04.620 Head

01:23:04.820 Yeah

01:23:05.520 It

01:23:05.980 Was

01:23:06.100 A

01:23:06.220 Full

01:23:06.480 Rock

01:23:06.840 I

01:23:07.360 Was

01:23:07.500 Like

01:23:07.700 He

01:23:07.960 Want

01:23:08.360 Some

01:23:08.500 Coke

01:23:08.680 I

01:23:08.780 Was

01:23:08.860 Like

01:23:08.980 Yeah

01:23:09.160 I

01:23:09.260 Do

01:23:09.460 And

01:23:10.580 I

01:23:10.900 Was

01:23:11.020 Like

01:23:11.180 Alright

01:23:11.380 I'm

01:23:11.500 Going

01:23:11.620 To

01:23:11.720 The

01:23:11.740 Bathroom

01:23:12.000 And

01:23:12.160 He

01:23:12.260 Hands

01:23:12.600 Me

01:23:12.720 Literally

01:23:13.040 This

01:23:13.220 Thing

01:23:13.340 Was

01:23:13.480 Like

01:23:13.700 It

01:23:14.600 Was

01:23:14.720 About

01:23:14.920 Two

01:23:15.180 Thirds

01:23:15.400 The

01:23:15.480 Size

01:23:15.600 Of

01:23:15.700 A

01:23:15.800 Baseball

01:23:16.140 So

01:23:16.340 I'm

01:23:16.440 Like

01:23:16.560 It

01:23:17.120 Was

01:23:17.240 A

01:23:17.380 Rock

01:23:18.260 I

01:23:18.480 Could

01:23:18.640 I've

01:23:18.840 Never

01:23:18.980 I've

01:23:19.160 Only

01:23:19.300 See

01:23:19.480 Dust

01:23:20.120 So

01:23:20.920 I

01:23:21.100 Didn't

01:23:21.300 Know

01:23:21.480 I

01:23:21.640 Go

01:23:21.800 In

01:23:21.900 The

01:23:21.980 Bathroom

01:23:22.440 And

01:23:22.660 I'm

01:23:22.800 Trying

01:23:23.100 Rub

01:23:23.540 It

01:23:23.660 Against

01:23:23.960 My

01:23:24.160 Face

01:23:24.620 And

01:23:25.820 That

01:23:26.660 Can't

01:23:27.020 Be

01:23:27.180 Oh

01:23:27.560 Dude

01:23:27.760 I

01:23:27.980 Can't

01:23:28.280 Feel

01:23:28.400 The

01:23:28.540 Way

01:23:28.640 You

01:23:28.780 I

01:23:28.980 Couldn't

01:23:29.480 Even

01:23:29.640 Eat

01:23:29.860 At

01:23:29.940 The

01:23:30.020 Buffet

01:23:30.320 The

01:23:30.460 Next

01:23:30.640 Morning

01:23:30.880 I

01:23:31.380 Couldn't

01:23:32.020 Get

01:23:32.200 My

01:23:32.380 Face

01:23:32.780 Open

01:23:33.100 But

01:23:34.200 That

01:23:34.540 Day

01:23:34.920 I

01:23:35.140 Had

01:23:35.240 To

01:23:35.420 Fly

01:23:35.780 Home

01:23:36.160 To

01:23:36.420 LA

01:23:36.820 Right

01:23:37.080 And

01:23:37.280 Just

01:23:37.420 Rubbing

01:23:37.760 A

01:23:37.920 Rock

01:23:38.200 On

01:23:38.340 Your

01:23:38.440 Face

01:23:38.640 Yeah

01:23:39.020 Dude

01:23:39.260 I

01:23:39.420 Had

01:23:39.540 A

01:23:39.820 Whole

01:23:39.980 Way

01:23:40.120 Home

01:23:40.380 And

01:23:40.600 I

01:23:40.680 Even

01:23:40.920 Dropped

01:23:41.440 It

01:23:41.540 On

01:23:41.640 The

01:23:41.740 Bathroom

01:23:42.220 Floor

01:23:42.720 On

01:23:42.900 Accident

01:23:43.460 And

01:23:44.100 It

01:23:44.260 Didn't

01:23:44.700 Break

01:23:45.040 Dude

01:23:45.400 Wow

01:23:45.980 So

01:23:46.440 It

01:23:46.640 Was

01:23:46.820 Definitely

01:23:47.200 I

01:23:47.380 Think

01:23:47.500 It

01:23:47.580 Was

01:23:47.680 Cut

01:23:47.920 With

01:23:48.080 Quick

01:23:48.380 Crete

01:23:48.720 Did

01:23:49.220 You

01:23:49.340 Ever

01:23:49.720 So

01:23:51.860 I

01:23:52.060 Get

01:23:52.260 To

01:23:52.400 The

01:23:52.520 Audition

01:23:52.960 I

01:23:53.240 Am

01:23:53.440 So

01:23:54.060 Jacked

01:23:54.840 Out

01:23:54.960 Of

01:23:55.040 My

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01:51:42.940 one day i saw she scraped she's she scraped michael jackson off her shoe and i was devastated

01:51:55.260 like i felt like it was me she was scraping away

01:51:57.120 remember the first time i ever touched a boo went to the movies right and this girl was

01:52:04.220 jacked my first girlfriend was a fucking muscular second based on the baseball team i think oh

01:52:09.900 really yeah and that makes the boobs look smaller when she's got big shoulders right a tight boob

01:52:15.260 dude it could have been a guy more i think it could have been a guy named susanna she's beautiful

01:52:21.380 grew up to be a beautiful lady but uh at the time she just had these hard fucking ripping tits and

01:52:27.700 that was your first experience with boobs yeah do you like them like that because it was your first

01:52:31.780 sometimes i don't really care now i remember one time i met this lady in in uh north carolina she

01:52:38.160 had breasts where you they were like malleable like you could shape them into like a and they

01:52:42.260 would stay there yeah and they would stay no way there's something wrong with that it blew my mind

01:52:48.220 and it was so scary being at her place because i felt like i was on drugs i think i've probably

01:52:53.780 been drinking or maybe had a little bit of that might have been a breast implant that was bad

01:52:57.040 it could have been a bad one yeah that's definitely what it was i think yeah it's not natural

01:53:01.900 and uh you know some heavy play-doh in there or something but it was uh yeah i remember you

01:53:08.800 could shape it and it would stay that way yeah you can go to mexico and get some weird stuff put in

01:53:13.200 yeah you get those lava lamp tits where they kind of move up and down yeah yeah it's crazy glow

01:53:19.660 um but anyway what was that question there wasn't one oh oh voices the movie yeah feeling into her bra and

01:53:27.380 just fucking you just leaned over and slid it in we're making out at the movies man oh i just got

01:53:32.640 a flash of something yeah making out at the movies yeah and i just she had a button-up she wore a lot

01:53:39.740 of button-ups okay kind of unique for a young woman but a lot of but professional yeah she was a pro

01:53:45.380 yeah she was a pro so you leaned and you unbuttoned you slide in between and she let you and i tried to

01:53:51.600 go up the bottom but the butt the buttons wearing pants the texture uh cut my the the tautness from

01:53:57.540 where the buttons and the shirt cut my ability to reach up so then i had to go in through the

01:54:01.620 you must be like look at this guy's trying to sneak in they have so much time to just judge us

01:54:05.460 oh yeah we're making out hot and heavy dude yeah god we were fucking this is your first boob

01:54:12.180 oh and you reached in strong well actually the first breast ever touched but it was more child

01:54:18.500 we were more real real child real children this girl they had an electric fence girl let me feel

01:54:24.800 a kid through it to the electric fence yeah oh wow that's gotta you might be into kinky shit

01:54:31.680 that's your first experience it was scary man it was hard and it was risky and i think it always

01:54:36.600 made me really nervous after that because it was like boy that's linked up with sexuality and risk

01:54:41.300 because you could barely like i had to like barely kind of get my fingers over and she had her

01:54:46.040 boob out or just was over shirt she had like a little sundress kind of on so it was over oh oh

01:54:52.220 nine okay that's a little young so it wasn't a tit yet i mean it was it was a you know it still

01:54:56.360 you still liked it i remember seeing down a girl's shirt when i was like seven she was like

01:55:01.040 six and i thought it was hot somehow at that age i don't know how i was like i was seeing something i

01:55:05.560 wasn't supposed to oh yeah there was nothing there i was i used we used to watch the movies like with

01:55:11.680 friends i had like pretty hot friends in in uh high school's girl leslie gerard put her my arm

01:55:16.900 around her yeah i wasn't dating her i never had a guts to like make a move or anything but i'm

01:55:23.600 watching a movie and i i remember like pushing down on her top boob here and that was so hot to me

01:55:30.040 can you imagine that being like because it was still booed yeah even though it was like

01:55:35.080 it's like far away from the nipple but it was like it was mushy still counts oh man it's so

01:55:40.540 god it's so disturbing to be a guy somebody needs to answer that clown phone this thing is ringing

01:55:48.420 it's available yeah we should still have that um man well we learned a lot today whatever you do

01:55:55.600 call you just have to keep going man we just need you in the world thank you too so entertaining to

01:56:00.600 watch bro i love it i really do feel like i'm doing what i like to do which is awesome only

01:56:05.060 is i'm exhausted but i'm happy that's fine i don't have a social life at all you don't really

01:56:10.000 don't i mean i had a girl come this past weekend like she stayed for the disaster where'd she come

01:56:15.660 from what's england what she she lives here but she came back early she was working in england like

01:56:21.320 her thing got postponed because of covid but she flew in it was really yeah it didn't it was what was

01:56:26.560 it a disaster it was so much drama dude i i was really like my best self yeah you know i wasn't even

01:56:33.980 me i was like this prince who whole door opens get you what you want and i told her before she came

01:56:41.220 i was like i i have to work i have this thing i'm making i don't want you to feel ignored i learned

01:56:45.500 that like because girls be like you didn't tell me i was like don't come if you're gonna feel ignored

01:56:49.440 i've got to work and she's like oh i've got plenty to do so the first few days i took off which i

01:56:54.440 couldn't even afford but i really did like her and it was going well and then the third day right

01:56:58.640 when i started working it was like i mean she was crying on the couch she was like she was in the

01:57:04.060 dark at one point just like sitting in the dark and i'm like japanese i see why you asked that but

01:57:11.680 no yeah but i would like be rushing to work because i just did till four in the morning she knew i was

01:57:17.300 getting like an hour sleep and still she couldn't some people can't not have attention it really is

01:57:22.920 disturbing and i do like the free will thing i don't think she could help it it was just very

01:57:27.100 uncomfortable for her for me to work we're such creatures of discomfort it's a lot of life is

01:57:34.460 balancing your discomfort really yeah or hiding it yeah you're going pleasure pain you're going like

01:57:39.700 how much pleasure is going to be to how much pain and then you'd make your subconscious makes a decision

01:57:44.560 that's going back to free will and then you think you thought it and you didn't see that's the part i

01:57:49.100 don't know because i think there's some free willies out there man it feels like it but no that's just

01:57:54.080 the trick that's the trick leslie glade uh nikki glazier was in here talking about that

01:57:59.300 oh yeah she loves sam harris yeah she loves it and so i got i'm i'll investigate and see if i can get

01:58:05.580 some feedback for you i would like to hear your thoughts on it because i also don't want to i

01:58:10.380 don't want to believe it i don't want to believe it disturbed by it yeah i had to put the book down

01:58:14.440 like yeah they did like scientific experiments where they know which arm the purse which hand

01:58:21.820 they're going to raise before the person knows it uh-uh and what is that for pledge of allegiance

01:58:27.380 no just experiment oh yeah i don't know i would always i i usually get the wrong one and then do

01:58:35.860 the right one yeah and then they also found people make up why they decided it

01:58:39.620 and the experiment is no it's it's pretty freaky freaky stuff going on guys and it's you are a

01:58:45.460 robot you can audiobook you can you know download it it's not long why do you put that i don't know

01:58:51.420 there's some things it's like why do we allow them to exist it's like like it's no fun you're right

01:58:56.980 it's no fun right and having no heaven humanity i hate not having a heaven although i'll tell you

01:59:02.460 one thing not having a heaven it does make you wake up here like this is it it's almost a crime to

01:59:07.800 not realize this is it i gotta get busy yeah you know we've done dmt have you tried dmt yet no i'm

01:59:12.940 scared i want them too scared if you try it then you see what happens when you die so i i'm terrified

01:59:18.660 you'll be fine uh you might not i feel like i'm mentally not you might not yeah you might want to

01:59:25.300 stay where you are you're doing good where you are you might we need you in this realm okay kyle dunnigan

01:59:30.000 uh ladies and gentlemen you can check out craig's news live you can check out uh the fresh prince of dc

01:59:35.560 youtube's a place to go i'm done with instagram's no money and you can you can find theo here and a

01:59:41.280 bunch of other places you can find me here his website do some other podcasts i mean i would love

01:59:46.640 to do more yeah this has been a great chat and also our i think our fight idea is not something that

01:59:50.920 should die here this should be something we talk about yeah maybe in the comments you guys could put

01:59:55.760 other bouts that might be good who would you like to see i would love to see bobby lee he doesn't

02:00:00.520 have the physical acumen anymore he wouldn't do it and his body's fading fast i remember we can't

02:00:06.160 have someone drop dead that's the worst thing yeah they don't have to be with comedians maybe

02:00:10.580 we just start like our own fight club that's like funnier or it's more like because these things are

02:00:15.360 no fun you know they see lamar odom and what's his name fight that kid nick carter aaron carter

02:00:22.180 we could probably just contact these people and be like here's a hundred thousand dollars

02:00:26.900 you know these fans want to see it that's a lot of money it's a lot of money for like someone like

02:00:32.340 who was unsaved by the bell or something and wants some money like elizabeth that guy dustin diamond

02:00:36.460 but elizabeth's still alive but yeah they just had aaron carter and lamar odom just be i mean this

02:00:42.160 was insane bro wait who aaron carter's nuts who's wait a minute the reach is insane oh he's six

02:00:51.680 feet he's not that short but jesus that guy's an 11 inch reach advantage i worry about lamar's heart

02:00:57.060 to be honest when did this happen how did i miss this chuck like that lamar does have coke what it

02:01:02.740 was like two weeks ago no one knew it's an amazing no one knew somehow how many views does this have

02:01:07.840 all right let's see this look at this little twerp he's six feet

02:01:12.200 oh my god he's throwing bombs oh it's one little flick that did nothing to lamar though huh i don't

02:01:22.060 know lamar is that fucking coke heart dude i bet it did now he's done started getting real now it's

02:01:29.160 over and this is a hate crime he's six feet tall that's a hate crime he's seven who's six feet aaron

02:01:35.720 that's what it says it's like he's six feet it's five feet tall there now he's just on the run oh my

02:01:44.040 god he's got an answer to that what did lamar he's got the low pants even with on the fight he's at the

02:01:51.360 uh who's hand who's hotter you think out of these two guys no homo lamar or aaron carter that's tough

02:01:57.920 huh it depends what they're doing to me am i am i doing something to them or am i receiving both you

02:02:02.820 guys you're not even around them it's just yeah this isn't a date dude it's just like you see them

02:02:07.560 somewhere or just they're both that they're swimming i mean you're talking about either headgears

02:02:11.840 blocking their face but i would body wise no just i'm not talking about them overall who's hotter

02:02:20.100 out of these two men who's hotter i don't care who is wait a minute is there more fighting i hope

02:02:26.120 that it that was it they ended early i thought lamar's hotter i mean he destroyed

02:02:32.800 there you go but we could have something like that yeah we host it would i host it we host it

02:02:39.580 you and i got to me and you host the fight um they wear big they could wear big headgear like

02:02:44.620 it's still funny and then we'll get hurt and it's still funny to see who would we get to fight

02:02:48.940 we could have the the fans we could just ask what they want to say because there's a lot of people

02:02:53.740 that like be celebrities that you don't see anymore but you know someone who's on full house or

02:02:58.000 something that they need money right now you give them money they go in the ring we get 90 just

02:03:04.300 kidding and then kimmy gibler versus like elton john's son yes magic johnson's son i think the

02:03:12.640 audience will come up with really creative people send in videos to tpw with your suggestions yeah

02:03:18.920 because if they come up with because we could call this person up or dm them be like look you want 100

02:03:23.960 grand right but how do we make the money so we can pay them we do the we do a live show we get we

02:03:29.800 rent out a little area for the ring we rent a ring it'd be easy to do it'd be easy but say then how do

02:03:36.740 people buy it they buy it on pay-per-view so we advertise we could do one of those live shows

02:03:40.360 things like they do we advertise okay so let's say for example we sell 10 000 tickets right

02:03:45.800 to the live boxing 50 000 yeah okay if you think we could our two audiences okay say we sell 25 000

02:03:53.720 tickets i just want to be safe yeah okay ten dollars a pop okay i think you can probably probably

02:03:58.440 have more you can get probably 15 fuel fighting their fame that they're their beloved characters

02:04:04.160 from tv you're gonna make 300 grand then so you're gonna have to pay 100 grand for to the fighters

02:04:09.580 mm-hmm so that's 50 each for the two fighters you can make 200 you're gonna owe probably 10 to the

02:04:17.580 you can probably have 10 in charges in like venue and insurance mm-hmm so then you're down to

02:04:25.820 120 and then we got to pay 12 musical acts that's true we have to get a musical act to perform too i can

02:04:32.220 get one so cheap it's amazing but also now look at this we need more fights that's only one fight

02:04:37.420 we need three fights well the undercards are gonna get it's just gonna be for fun they're

02:04:42.380 gonna get a few couple of grand and maybe the the the the they get 30 grand each i don't think you

02:04:48.220 even need to pay them that i really don't look it's fun they'll have a headgear on it but i would

02:04:54.460 do it if anyone cared i'd jump in the ring on local on local fights the undercard fighters usually they

02:05:00.540 get like a two hundred dollars but then they get like what about down and outs someone who's like needs

02:05:05.900 fucking money who are you talking about somebody in a coma no someone who's just like their wife

02:05:11.980 took all their shit some story we build this guy needs a this guy needs five grand yeah and then we

02:05:17.260 show the clip of him like fuck my wife that fucking bitch that bad and then maybe it's the

02:05:23.100 guy who cheated on his wife with him we develop a nice little story like hey i'm randall yeah i

02:05:27.580 fucked his wife i don't care i'll beat him his ass too yeah i've been fucking around i've been

02:05:30.940 hitting her i could edit that package yeah dude that's okay now you're talking we build up

02:05:37.500 some real we could we could put those videos on our whatever his little clips get him excited

02:05:42.380 you know yeah yeah yeah i hammered his wife and i'm gonna look into him yeah yeah yeah yeah

02:05:49.020 colin theo's boxing down and out down and out boxing blowout and then there's a prize i don't know

02:05:55.900 there's some nudity yeah there's nude card girls and men and men there's nude men and women card

02:06:03.660 girls and boys they just come out with the dicks that we get children no no we do it in uh

02:06:10.700 international island and it's and it's nude children yeah this is why we workshop now yeah

02:06:17.340 yeah we got it we got more to talk about but something like okay okay we're on to a good idea

02:06:21.340 guys you can follow find kyle dunn we'll put his links to his youtube channel actually we'll put it

02:06:25.740 as the first link the first link to this video is to kyle's youtube channel please go and subscribe

02:06:30.780 to it so you can see him yeah please like let's get that algorithm let's let's get that algorithm

02:06:34.300 yeah you want to see us oh you want to have sex again all right i can't do it

02:06:41.340 up where it's been dude it's been fun being here good chatting with you yeah yeah man we were done

02:06:47.820 now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be

02:06:59.260 oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this peace of mind i found i can feel it in my bones

02:07:07.580 but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind shine that light on me

02:07:23.500 i'll sit and tell you my stories shine on me

02:07:35.980 and i will find a song i will sing it just for you

02:07:46.780 and now i've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of mouth

02:07:53.500 and these rails that i've been riding on they're worn so thin that they're damn near gone

02:08:06.940 ladies and gentlemen i'm jonathan kite and welcome to kite club a podcast where i'll be

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02:08:17.180 partner the answer may shock you sometimes i'll interview my friends sometimes i won't and as

02:08:23.980 always i'll be joined by the voices in my head you have three new voice messages a lot of people are

02:08:30.780 talking about kite club i've been talking about kite club for so long longer than anybody else so great

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 10, 2021

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