This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E356 Gingerbread Traphouse

00:00:00.440 Good evening and good morning and good time, whatever time it is for you and hello.

00:00:10.640 I want to start by just saying that my thoughts and well wishes are with everybody who's suffering right now from the storms,

00:00:20.280 from the water, from the wreckage, from the, you know, you know, somebody, you know, people even boating by your house,

00:00:30.660 strange men boating by, you know, some strange man boating through your yard trying to holler at you or your son or your daughter

00:00:39.200 or anybody, gay man or straight man or lesbian or anybody, you know what I'm saying?

00:00:46.580 I'm just, I'll just, you know, or people with their power out.

00:00:50.160 I'm just saying when your yard is suddenly a water, a waterway, the perverts can get right up by the window

00:00:59.000 and a little P-Rog or a little paddleboard.

00:01:05.700 You'll see a damn, a pedo on a paddleboard out there just.

00:01:12.660 So it's, you know, just different times.

00:01:15.280 It's, you know, you're dealing with a different, um, textile.

00:01:19.800 You're dealing with water.

00:01:22.840 And, uh, and it's wild, man.

00:01:25.760 Mother nature is wild, isn't she?

00:01:29.140 You know, that's one thing we start to forget is we get so much, you know,

00:01:33.480 we have so many apps and this and that and different control things.

00:01:39.080 And we think we can control it all.

00:01:41.120 And you forget that you're sitting, you're playing poker with, with a woman that has a,

00:01:50.760 she has access to a deck that's, that's really, that we can, you know, we can't buy it in stores.

00:02:01.260 Not available in stores, as they say on the, you know, the television and whatever.

00:02:08.020 And mother nature drops that thing, you know.

00:02:11.880 Earth, wind, water, fire, whatever.

00:02:14.720 Shooting star, you know.

00:02:18.100 Uh, she's got these, you know, she, you know, falling boulder.

00:02:22.660 Uh, quicksand.

00:02:28.020 You know, mother nature has all those, you know, she can do it.

00:02:31.040 She can do so many things.

00:02:34.540 She can do something as subtle as, you know, keep a kid's kite up in the air.

00:02:40.720 Or as, as, as brutal as just drown a village.

00:02:45.040 You know, there was one aquarium I saw somewhere, the animals in there all drowned.

00:02:53.100 The water came in there and they're like, these animals drowned.

00:02:56.120 And I'm like, what?

00:02:59.600 But that's mother nature.

00:03:01.160 I mean, she's got a batch of bad water.

00:03:03.000 She has different batches of things that we, we don't have control over.

00:03:07.740 So it's interesting when nature starts to play those cards, how real things really can get.

00:03:13.680 And, and yeah, my thoughts are, uh, are with anybody that's struggling or suffering or that's lost something.

00:03:21.800 You know, um, and I'm looking to keep my eyes open to, uh, to be supportive in, in spaces where, uh, where people, where have been affected.

00:03:30.400 And I'm sure a lot of you guys are as well.

00:03:32.820 So good to be back with you.

00:03:35.880 Good to be back here together.

00:03:37.460 We haven't had a solo episode in a while.

00:03:39.780 Thanks for your patience.

00:03:42.280 One of my goals this fall is to get back on a weekly, regular, you know, Monday release date or Tuesday release date of solo episodes.

00:03:52.000 So that, um, we can just kind of have, you know, a little bit of structure to our community.

00:03:58.560 And I'm looking forward to that.

00:04:00.060 But that water comes, the water.

00:04:03.840 It's such an interesting thoroughfare water.

00:04:08.400 You know, if you hold your breath, you can get down in it, but that's, you know, that's really a limited time deal.

00:04:18.400 You know, that's real brachial.

00:04:19.600 That's only as much as long as you can hold in your, in your lungs.

00:04:24.680 That's hella brachial.

00:04:25.600 Yeah, that water, it's a water is a, you know, it's a, it's that dip, but you know, it's that, it's the washing off.

00:04:34.960 It's the, it's the cleansing, you know, if you're eating something, you get a sip of water.

00:04:40.820 Water, to kind of give you, give your mouth, that little bit of restart.

00:04:47.400 You know, it's just interesting water, what it can do, the, the, the, the, the different things we use it for.

00:04:55.760 You know, even make electricity out of it.

00:04:57.760 Who would ever thought of that?

00:04:59.780 That's wizardry.

00:05:02.080 I mean, that is wizardry.

00:05:03.380 You're looking at water and thinking, damn.

00:05:05.140 One day I'm going to watch some television off of this shit.

00:05:10.340 I mean, that's unbelievable.

00:05:13.300 To stare at a damn aquarium and be like, you know what?

00:05:19.000 One day I'm going to dry my hair.

00:05:22.020 And it's all because of this bitch, you know?

00:05:25.720 Just different times, man.

00:05:27.320 With that water in mind, man, and with, uh, with people that are struggling from the storm.

00:05:32.180 Let's hit this right here.

00:05:33.720 For Robert Randolph and the family band, Baptize Me.

00:05:42.460 Come on, buddy.

00:05:46.360 We got to get him in here one day, man.

00:05:58.880 We're going to get into it.

00:06:00.120 Dirty water, red clay mud.

00:06:07.860 I need redemption, saved from the blood.

00:06:13.760 Give me everlasting, immortal love.

00:06:17.980 I'm begging you, please, baby.

00:06:32.720 Baptize me.

00:06:34.120 Come on.

00:06:34.400 Never seen it coming.

00:06:49.040 Let's let it go.

00:06:50.200 Looking at me that way.

00:06:53.040 Now I'm on my blues.

00:06:55.140 Come on.

00:06:55.580 It's eating right in the days.

00:06:57.640 Robbie Randy.

00:06:58.760 I'm a son of a creature, man.

00:07:01.160 A small town cliche.

00:07:02.760 I never learned a devil's song.

00:07:07.200 What else can I say?

00:07:10.920 Down on my knees.

00:07:13.240 Oh, baptize me.

00:07:15.980 Come on.

00:07:21.760 I'm down on my knees.

00:07:25.420 Baptize me.

00:07:26.520 I'm down on my knees.

00:07:30.060 Baptize me.

00:07:32.900 You know, and there's certainly like, you know, I think there's moments in my life, even recently, man, where that's exactly where I am.

00:07:38.880 You know, I am down on my knees, man, waiting for wanting something bigger, wanting something that means more, wanting something that won't wash away.

00:08:08.880 You know, I mean, if I'm real honest, that really has been where I've been recently, man.

00:08:18.860 You know, I get tired of going in some of the same, you know, tired of some of the same circles I go in.

00:08:24.900 Same patterns and things not adjusting.

00:08:29.180 And I want something.

00:08:31.660 I want to feel a part of something bigger than just myself.

00:08:38.880 And for me, I'm finding in a world that it's where a lot of things seem to be so self, self, self, self that.

00:08:47.000 But it's just.

00:08:54.500 I'm not sick of myself, but.

00:08:56.820 I'm realizing that the truth of.

00:09:04.740 Not the truth, but the.

00:09:09.820 The.

00:09:12.280 Whatever the biggest gifts of life aren't.

00:09:17.260 Inside of me there.

00:09:18.860 I don't know.

00:09:24.040 I mean, I think that's exactly where I'm at.

00:09:26.260 I think just realizing.

00:09:29.860 That.

00:09:34.780 That.

00:09:35.480 Yeah.

00:09:35.700 Just the more.

00:09:39.340 Yeah.

00:09:39.880 I don't know.

00:09:40.640 I'm just sick of myself.

00:09:42.020 It's like everything is so self is just like, man.

00:09:46.520 I think the secrets in the in the gifts of the world and there's just got to be something bigger.

00:09:52.840 Than just these joys or these.

00:09:57.320 Kind of futile comforts.

00:10:00.020 Of the world, you know, of.

00:10:08.260 You know, the material world.

00:10:12.240 Because they just get me from one to the next, you know.

00:10:20.280 So anyway, not trying to be a dour man.

00:10:23.120 But that's just a little bit of where I've been recently.

00:10:27.820 You know, just.

00:10:30.200 Just thinking of.

00:10:33.880 Of how to unlock like the.

00:10:38.860 Some of the cheat codes of the world.

00:10:41.660 So I feel.

00:10:45.400 I just think there's greater gifts in of greater feelings.

00:10:49.300 And greater.

00:10:52.940 Joys.

00:10:55.460 Than.

00:10:59.300 Just the ones of.

00:11:03.540 That are.

00:11:05.260 Kind of.

00:11:06.700 Material or.

00:11:08.340 Of human.

00:11:10.860 You know, I just.

00:11:11.800 I don't know.

00:11:12.100 I want to tap into something bigger.

00:11:13.800 I'm feeling like.

00:11:16.680 You know.

00:11:17.340 I think that's just a little bit where I'm feeling.

00:11:19.700 And I'm not on drugs or nothing.

00:11:21.640 I'm just letting you know that.

00:11:25.040 What's going on, man?

00:11:27.020 A couple things.

00:11:27.980 I want to talk about the Netflix taping.

00:11:30.520 Out here in the Central East.

00:11:32.100 In Nashville.

00:11:32.780 I want to thank everybody who came to that.

00:11:36.720 You know, they spurned us at the last minute.

00:11:40.300 With everyone had to have vaccination.

00:11:42.680 Or PCR testing.

00:11:44.900 Or.

00:11:45.200 Or so.

00:11:48.380 Yeah.

00:11:48.500 I just wanted to thank everybody that got the test.

00:11:50.620 Or got vaccinated.

00:11:52.020 Or even made fake vax cards.

00:11:54.200 I just want to thank everybody who.

00:11:56.960 Who did anything extra.

00:11:59.440 For me.

00:12:00.380 You know.

00:12:00.700 It's just nice of you.

00:12:04.200 To.

00:12:05.880 You know.

00:12:06.440 Just to care enough to do those extra things.

00:12:08.360 People were sending me.

00:12:10.400 Instagram.

00:12:11.800 DM.

00:12:12.560 Saying.

00:12:12.800 Hey, bucko.

00:12:13.580 I'm out here at the.

00:12:15.080 You know.

00:12:15.600 Some guy's got a.

00:12:16.760 Thing up his nose.

00:12:17.980 And another guy.

00:12:18.840 Some guy.

00:12:19.380 Fucking.

00:12:20.400 Some.

00:12:20.900 He said.

00:12:21.260 Some lady put a Q-tip in his nose.

00:12:22.960 And went back.

00:12:23.580 And then came back.

00:12:24.220 And said he was fine.

00:12:25.120 I said.

00:12:25.460 That shit sound kind of bootleg.

00:12:28.300 You know.

00:12:28.800 But whatever.

00:12:31.080 He said she was selling.

00:12:33.260 You know.

00:12:33.860 Dream catchers and brownies as well.

00:12:35.800 I'm like.

00:12:36.100 Dude.

00:12:36.300 I don't know if that's sanctioned.

00:12:38.160 But.

00:12:39.240 Whatever.

00:12:41.540 You know.

00:12:42.080 That was just a big surprise.

00:12:43.840 At the last second.

00:12:44.860 And.

00:12:45.640 I just want to thank everybody.

00:12:47.020 Who came out and bared with.

00:12:48.520 All of.

00:12:49.180 What was going on.

00:12:50.180 With all of that.

00:12:51.340 And if you chose not to bear with it.

00:12:53.140 I want to thank you too.

00:12:54.940 Just for.

00:12:56.020 You know.

00:12:56.340 Being willing to even.

00:12:58.600 Try to come out in the first place.

00:13:01.760 You know.

00:13:02.280 That was out of my control.

00:13:03.980 And it wasn't my choice.

00:13:05.720 And.

00:13:06.720 But we'd already gone so far.

00:13:08.720 We were so close to.

00:13:10.960 The performance date.

00:13:12.720 That I'm like.

00:13:13.240 Well what do I.

00:13:13.840 You know.

00:13:15.480 We.

00:13:16.020 You know.

00:13:16.620 The material.

00:13:17.740 We got.

00:13:18.280 You know.

00:13:18.540 I want to get the material out there.

00:13:20.520 And a lot of people were excited.

00:13:21.940 To be able to come.

00:13:22.700 And be there for the taping.

00:13:24.420 So.

00:13:25.660 It was.

00:13:27.700 Yeah.

00:13:28.080 I just want to say thank you.

00:13:29.240 Thank you to everybody that came out.

00:13:30.760 And if.

00:13:31.180 And if some people felt like.

00:13:32.380 Well I don't want to get.

00:13:33.160 You know.

00:13:33.580 I don't feel like dealing with all this hoopla.

00:13:36.440 Or I don't.

00:13:37.200 I'm not vaccinated.

00:13:38.420 And you didn't want to come.

00:13:39.700 That's okay too.

00:13:40.680 I want to say thank you as well.

00:13:41.980 For your support.

00:13:43.280 You know that.

00:13:44.180 And.

00:13:45.900 And what else.

00:13:47.060 Oh.

00:13:47.340 I'll tell you this.

00:13:48.000 So.

00:13:49.320 We.

00:13:49.860 We.

00:13:50.200 We had three shows.

00:13:51.500 For the taping to.

00:13:53.900 To get it manageable.

00:13:55.160 And do it right.

00:13:56.140 And.

00:13:56.680 The first one.

00:13:59.140 You know.

00:14:00.180 There was a plan to build a set.

00:14:02.320 On stage.

00:14:03.480 Like a background.

00:14:04.600 Like a.

00:14:06.260 You know.

00:14:06.820 Like a set.

00:14:07.500 If you've ever been to a church play or something.

00:14:10.340 Sometimes they got a.

00:14:12.420 They got a manger up there.

00:14:14.460 And they got a little.

00:14:15.240 You know.

00:14:15.740 They got a little camel in the manger.

00:14:17.560 And they got the three wise men.

00:14:19.140 And they got a little baby J over there.

00:14:21.160 And he might be vaping on some damn.

00:14:24.680 Frankincense or something.

00:14:25.580 You know.

00:14:26.360 He's getting.

00:14:27.180 You know.

00:14:28.000 Skunked out on that F sense.

00:14:29.620 Baby.

00:14:29.920 You know.

00:14:30.320 How baby J do.

00:14:32.900 And.

00:14:34.700 And so anyway.

00:14:35.900 We had.

00:14:36.260 We had.

00:14:36.740 Got this set built.

00:14:38.000 Well the set shows up.

00:14:40.040 Dude.

00:14:40.600 This looked like.

00:14:44.180 There's.

00:14:44.980 There's these windows.

00:14:45.960 At the back of the Ryman auditorium.

00:14:47.920 And it's a beautiful venue.

00:14:49.960 If you've never seen it.

00:14:51.400 I mean.

00:14:52.860 Dude.

00:14:53.300 You even walk through there.

00:14:54.280 Somebody spits on you.

00:14:55.360 It almost counts as a baptism.

00:14:56.680 If you're talking to somebody.

00:14:59.180 Who's kind of juiced up in the jowls.

00:15:01.000 And they.

00:15:01.580 If just one little.

00:15:03.100 Dobble of.

00:15:04.320 Of saliva.

00:15:05.280 Just hits you.

00:15:06.240 And lands on you.

00:15:06.920 That.

00:15:07.400 I mean.

00:15:07.740 The places.

00:15:08.420 It used to be a church.

00:15:09.380 And now it is a famous performance venue.

00:15:12.280 And it seats.

00:15:13.300 I think 2,000.

00:15:14.420 And.

00:15:15.200 So we had.

00:15:16.000 6,000 people come out.

00:15:17.400 Over two days.

00:15:19.500 And.

00:15:22.400 And so.

00:15:23.000 Thank you so much.

00:15:23.980 And.

00:15:24.420 Anyway.

00:15:24.920 So we had.

00:15:25.480 We had.

00:15:25.720 They have these beautiful windows at the back.

00:15:28.480 Stained glass windows.

00:15:30.460 And beautiful.

00:15:32.720 And stained glass.

00:15:34.020 And.

00:15:34.300 And so.

00:15:35.100 We had.

00:15:35.400 We were getting fake ones made.

00:15:36.940 Or.

00:15:37.120 You know.

00:15:37.920 Replicas.

00:15:39.000 Put onto stage.

00:15:40.300 To make it kind of resemble the whole vibe.

00:15:42.880 And this.

00:15:43.480 This shit looked like a.

00:15:44.760 A.

00:15:45.560 Children's.

00:15:46.640 It looked like a candy village.

00:15:48.400 Like a.

00:15:49.860 It looked like a dang.

00:15:51.500 It looked like a trap house.

00:15:53.040 For like a pedophile.

00:15:54.320 It looked like a gingerbread house.

00:15:56.820 Like a gingerbread trap house.

00:15:59.340 That's what the windows look like man.

00:16:01.400 They were so bad.

00:16:02.660 So right when I got there.

00:16:03.860 I was like.

00:16:04.700 This is the.

00:16:05.940 This is what we put together.

00:16:09.640 So man.

00:16:10.780 And that first show.

00:16:11.780 Friday night.

00:16:12.380 People were.

00:16:14.060 Drunk.

00:16:14.580 There was these.

00:16:17.040 Awful.

00:16:17.880 Chicks up front.

00:16:19.280 Who were just.

00:16:20.940 The worst.

00:16:22.800 If you're.

00:16:24.020 The worst.

00:16:26.360 Don't come.

00:16:28.960 Don't come.

00:16:31.160 So.

00:16:31.920 That was.

00:16:32.460 That was pretty hellish man.

00:16:36.060 And yeah.

00:16:36.860 It was just.

00:16:37.460 There was nobody.

00:16:38.340 Was.

00:16:38.800 Like keeping tabs on the crowd.

00:16:40.360 People were.

00:16:41.260 People were yelling.

00:16:42.400 One kid came out the closet.

00:16:44.240 At the top of his lungs.

00:16:45.880 You know.

00:16:46.240 He's just laughing.

00:16:47.180 He's like.

00:16:48.360 I'm gay.

00:16:50.300 Like.

00:16:50.860 What the fuck.

00:16:52.800 What the fuck.

00:16:54.460 Henry.

00:16:55.140 You know.

00:16:55.480 His buddies are like.

00:16:56.200 Chill out Henry.

00:16:57.560 Have a beer.

00:16:58.480 You know.

00:16:59.740 Your wife will pick you up.

00:17:01.120 In an hour man.

00:17:02.240 Tighten up.

00:17:04.380 So we just.

00:17:05.420 You know.

00:17:05.780 There was just.

00:17:06.640 A wall in there.

00:17:08.400 And the stage.

00:17:09.560 So the next day.

00:17:10.680 The next afternoon.

00:17:11.940 Which was Saturday afternoon.

00:17:14.020 The man came to get the stage things.

00:17:15.920 I.

00:17:16.080 I helped him throw the pieces out.

00:17:17.780 I threw them out of the parking lot.

00:17:19.840 It was.

00:17:20.720 This was the worst.

00:17:21.820 It was like somebody.

00:17:23.000 It was like whoever designed.

00:17:24.140 Like this stuff at your middle school.

00:17:26.860 You know.

00:17:27.320 I can't.

00:17:27.820 You know.

00:17:28.440 It was bad.

00:17:29.700 It was really bad.

00:17:33.180 And.

00:17:34.140 The guy.

00:17:35.020 I even spoke with the guy.

00:17:36.040 Who came to pick him up.

00:17:36.720 He goes.

00:17:37.100 Man.

00:17:38.340 I knew when they called me.

00:17:40.100 To come back today.

00:17:41.880 I was coming to pick these bitches up.

00:17:45.120 He goes.

00:17:45.740 I knew when I dropped them off.

00:17:47.340 I was about to have to come right back.

00:17:49.180 And get these bitches.

00:17:51.600 And he was hella right man.

00:17:53.320 Beautiful little thicky.

00:17:54.500 Thick man.

00:17:55.160 Kind of.

00:17:56.140 And he had a lot of ingrown hair.

00:17:57.560 On his face to the man even.

00:17:59.840 But he was a beautiful man.

00:18:03.500 And that's real damn wizardry.

00:18:05.240 When you got ingrown hair.

00:18:06.480 What is that?

00:18:07.460 What is that?

00:18:10.240 When you think about it.

00:18:12.320 When your beard is basically going to come out of your.

00:18:15.340 Out of your face.

00:18:16.440 And then it's like.

00:18:17.140 Nah fam.

00:18:18.340 Fuck you.

00:18:19.900 And goes right back into your face.

00:18:22.740 And forgive me for saying F you.

00:18:24.640 But.

00:18:25.160 It needed to be said.

00:18:26.300 So anyway.

00:18:30.560 Most of the shots will be from the Saturday night tape.

00:18:33.700 And the Saturday night moments of the shows.

00:18:36.860 And those went phenomenal.

00:18:38.180 We're looking at the edits now.

00:18:41.080 And.

00:18:41.520 And yeah.

00:18:43.440 So that.

00:18:44.560 That's kind of it.

00:18:45.540 It was a man.

00:18:46.300 It was a big fiasco.

00:18:47.740 And it was a.

00:18:48.400 It was a.

00:18:50.400 Deba.

00:18:51.240 It was a.

00:18:53.080 Deba clay or whatever.

00:18:55.080 It was a fiasco.

00:18:56.500 It was a Deba clay baby.

00:18:57.960 But.

00:18:58.060 But we got it done.

00:18:59.740 And that was.

00:19:01.720 Yeah.

00:19:02.240 That was it man.

00:19:03.380 It was fun man.

00:19:04.600 There's some.

00:19:05.440 It was.

00:19:05.860 It was fun.

00:19:07.020 So I'm really really excited about putting it out.

00:19:12.180 Looking at different titles right now.

00:19:14.240 And going over like the fonts.

00:19:15.980 And.

00:19:18.040 And I'm just grateful to be able to have an opportunity to do it.

00:19:22.300 You know.

00:19:25.280 You know.

00:19:26.000 It was just.

00:19:26.900 It's fun.

00:19:27.580 You know.

00:19:27.840 People were excited.

00:19:29.540 And the Saturday night.

00:19:30.980 It was just.

00:19:31.740 Man.

00:19:32.060 Two amazing shows.

00:19:34.500 And the crowd just was bearing with me.

00:19:36.760 The second show.

00:19:37.900 I was having.

00:19:38.240 One of the act outs of a bit.

00:19:40.220 I was having trouble telling a story.

00:19:42.040 And.

00:19:42.600 Man.

00:19:43.040 They were right there with me.

00:19:44.320 And.

00:19:45.500 Yeah.

00:19:45.980 So I just wanted to say thank you so much to everybody that came out.

00:19:48.580 It was really magical.

00:19:50.080 And.

00:19:51.160 Yeah.

00:19:51.560 I feel lucky.

00:19:52.580 You know.

00:19:52.860 I feel lucky to have been there.

00:19:54.920 And.

00:19:55.100 And you know that.

00:19:59.420 That laughter gets like that.

00:20:01.080 It's like a wave of laughter.

00:20:03.480 You know.

00:20:03.840 It has a washing over you type of effect.

00:20:07.440 You know.

00:20:07.960 It has a real.

00:20:11.240 It has a baptizing effect.

00:20:13.520 Kind of.

00:20:15.520 Because when I laugh.

00:20:16.940 I notice if I laugh.

00:20:19.680 You know.

00:20:20.220 When I laugh.

00:20:20.940 I feel.

00:20:25.860 There's something afterwards.

00:20:26.960 I feel a little bit more peace really than I had in me.

00:20:29.340 Than I had inside of my body or my soul.

00:20:31.200 So.

00:20:35.100 What else.

00:20:37.140 We got.

00:20:37.980 We got some new.

00:20:39.120 Merchandise that's out.

00:20:40.080 It's the out of gas merch.

00:20:42.500 You know.

00:20:42.840 I've run out of gas over probably.

00:20:44.360 I think 20.

00:20:45.960 I would bet probably 23 times in my life.

00:20:49.980 And I didn't know that people didn't run out of gas.

00:20:52.980 A couple years ago.

00:20:53.860 A woman called in.

00:20:54.960 And really chastised me about it.

00:20:56.740 And.

00:20:59.660 Before that.

00:21:00.520 I'd just been running out of gas.

00:21:02.160 And.

00:21:03.360 You know.

00:21:03.900 I'm that vowel-y bad boy.

00:21:05.180 When it comes to that tank.

00:21:06.420 When it comes to that monitor.

00:21:08.220 On the dash.

00:21:08.940 I'm that vowel-y bad boy.

00:21:10.760 Some people like to consonant.

00:21:12.320 Up top with that F baby.

00:21:13.680 Well you'll find me on that E son.

00:21:16.700 You'll find me on that E.

00:21:22.280 What else.

00:21:23.500 Had a date last week.

00:21:24.740 A little date.

00:21:25.420 Watched a movie.

00:21:27.520 With a gal.

00:21:28.720 And.

00:21:30.200 She was a little younger than me.

00:21:31.540 She'd never seen Scream the movie.

00:21:34.160 You know.

00:21:34.440 She knew about it.

00:21:35.340 This is not a child.

00:21:36.380 This is an adult.

00:21:37.740 This is a legal adult.

00:21:39.000 I don't date children.

00:21:41.260 And I never have either.

00:21:43.840 And you could write that down somewhere.

00:21:45.480 And you could write that in ink.

00:21:47.580 Because that's damn facts baby.

00:21:49.440 And.

00:21:51.940 And.

00:21:54.780 What's I talking about?

00:21:57.200 Oh.

00:21:57.600 She'd never seen Scream.

00:21:58.940 And so.

00:22:00.360 We're watching.

00:22:01.120 I hadn't seen the movie in probably about 12 years or something.

00:22:03.140 So we're watching it.

00:22:05.460 And.

00:22:05.820 It's just like.

00:22:07.760 It wasn't scary to her at all.

00:22:10.040 It's not scary.

00:22:10.660 It's still.

00:22:11.040 I mean it was never like super scary.

00:22:12.740 I mean it was kind of scary.

00:22:13.560 Look.

00:22:13.780 Some of it.

00:22:14.840 Some of it was kind of scary.

00:22:16.380 Especially in the beginning.

00:22:18.340 You know.

00:22:19.140 When the lady's doing that popcorn.

00:22:21.520 And he's on the phone.

00:22:22.580 And he's like.

00:22:23.160 Don't hang up.

00:22:26.320 Because the skit.

00:22:27.400 The thing that.

00:22:28.320 I noticed she couldn't relate to was.

00:22:30.500 She couldn't relate to just not having a cell phone.

00:22:33.260 And not having like.

00:22:35.360 To her it seemed ridiculous.

00:22:37.240 Like.

00:22:37.800 Why didn't the person just use their cell phone?

00:22:39.520 Like.

00:22:40.920 And that's.

00:22:41.720 It was just so much easier to scare people.

00:22:45.400 20 years ago.

00:22:47.720 Because.

00:22:48.340 You had the.

00:22:49.460 One.

00:22:50.020 You had the.

00:22:50.680 Just the one phone.

00:22:52.900 In the house.

00:22:54.820 And if you didn't have access to that.

00:22:57.800 That was a wrap daddy.

00:23:00.340 That was.

00:23:01.020 That was the rapture.

00:23:03.700 It was.

00:23:04.000 I mean you know.

00:23:04.440 It was just so like.

00:23:06.540 Like if there was somebody.

00:23:08.000 Coming into your house.

00:23:08.960 You didn't have a phone in your bed.

00:23:10.740 You know like.

00:23:13.320 It just.

00:23:15.120 It was such a.

00:23:18.380 It was such a.

00:23:21.040 Just a different time.

00:23:22.300 When fear.

00:23:23.100 There was so much more propensity.

00:23:24.980 For some real ass fear.

00:23:28.700 Now you got to catch somebody.

00:23:30.320 Who hasn't charged their phone.

00:23:31.820 And really.

00:23:33.000 Gas them up like that.

00:23:34.480 And dagger them down or something.

00:23:36.080 Or you know.

00:23:37.000 Shoot them with fire or whatever.

00:23:38.960 But back then baby.

00:23:40.040 You could really.

00:23:41.180 You could do some damage.

00:23:42.380 Because shit.

00:23:42.980 People didn't have that.

00:23:44.280 They didn't have that access.

00:23:47.420 To be able to like.

00:23:49.340 Get out of the situation.

00:23:50.720 Or to evade whatever the reality was.

00:23:53.020 You had to be right there.

00:23:54.340 In the moment.

00:23:56.420 And this shit was scary.

00:23:59.300 And also.

00:24:00.400 Like there had been.

00:24:01.260 Here's one thing.

00:24:02.320 I did notice watching Scream.

00:24:04.420 The costume.

00:24:05.680 The Scream guy.

00:24:06.840 The scary person.

00:24:08.240 The murder.

00:24:10.960 He looked.

00:24:12.140 Like an idiot.

00:24:14.080 He looked like.

00:24:14.920 Like just a Halloween costume.

00:24:18.260 Because remember.

00:24:19.160 At the time.

00:24:19.900 Like.

00:24:20.280 That was the first time.

00:24:21.400 Whenever.

00:24:21.640 Whenever I first saw it.

00:24:22.500 That was the first time.

00:24:23.220 I'd ever seen it.

00:24:24.820 So I didn't know.

00:24:26.020 That like.

00:24:26.620 This could be a Halloween.

00:24:27.700 You know like.

00:24:28.260 I'd never seen it.

00:24:29.220 As a Halloween costume.

00:24:31.380 But this gal.

00:24:32.520 She'd seen it.

00:24:33.160 As a Halloween costume.

00:24:34.140 So many times.

00:24:34.700 It just seemed.

00:24:35.720 Completely ridiculous.

00:24:36.800 To her.

00:24:38.340 And I just thought.

00:24:39.340 That was kind of interesting.

00:24:40.660 Man.

00:24:42.400 How scary.

00:24:43.440 Things become less scary.

00:24:44.920 Because.

00:24:46.120 Like.

00:24:46.780 Things from the past.

00:24:47.760 Become less scary.

00:24:48.560 Because they've been.

00:24:49.540 So like.

00:24:51.400 Commercialized.

00:24:51.940 Or burnt out.

00:24:52.980 Or just.

00:24:53.400 Overused.

00:24:55.040 That they've become.

00:24:55.920 Almost like a.

00:24:57.000 Like a meme.

00:24:57.900 In a way.

00:24:58.440 You know.

00:24:58.720 Or like a.

00:25:01.020 Like a popular thing.

00:25:02.760 Type of thing.

00:25:03.460 I don't know what I'm talking about.

00:25:04.460 Who cares.

00:25:08.260 What else man.

00:25:09.800 A lot of neat stuff.

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00:25:10.680 A lot of great calls.

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00:27:59.660 Theo.

00:27:59.940 Oh man.

00:28:01.500 You ever.

00:28:01.880 You ever just having one of those days.

00:28:03.060 Where you're like.

00:28:03.440 This is the worst day at work.

00:28:06.060 Have you ever been like.

00:28:07.220 In the middle of that.

00:28:08.340 That's what.

00:28:08.940 That's honestly what I'm having right now.

00:28:11.600 That's what I'm having right now.

00:28:14.080 I'm having one of those days.

00:28:15.340 I'm like.

00:28:15.600 This is the worst.

00:28:17.240 And look.

00:28:17.920 You know.

00:28:18.920 I have the.

00:28:19.340 This is a great job.

00:28:20.260 I love my job.

00:28:21.440 You know.

00:28:22.200 I'm someone who likes.

00:28:23.920 I like the job.

00:28:24.820 I like the workplace.

00:28:27.880 But.

00:28:28.520 Yeah.

00:28:28.940 It's like.

00:28:29.480 This is.

00:28:30.100 I'm just having one of those days at work.

00:28:33.240 Where it just feels like.

00:28:35.320 The worst day.

00:28:36.900 Everything.

00:28:37.660 It's supposed to be.

00:28:38.560 Kind of put a certain way.

00:28:39.960 Isn't done that way.

00:28:41.960 You know.

00:28:42.400 It's just like.

00:28:43.420 You're.

00:28:43.760 It just.

00:28:45.140 You literally.

00:28:46.560 Want to hide.

00:28:48.360 Under your desk.

00:28:49.140 Sometimes you're just having that day at work.

00:28:52.820 That's the day I feel like I'm having today.

00:28:55.140 You know.

00:28:56.300 Not trying to be whiny.

00:28:57.640 I'm not trying.

00:28:58.160 I don't need any self pity.

00:29:00.180 I don't need anybody to say.

00:29:01.620 Oh.

00:29:01.860 Theo.

00:29:02.100 I'm so sorry for you.

00:29:03.460 I don't need any of that.

00:29:04.760 But I am just.

00:29:05.900 Also.

00:29:06.480 Want to be able to say.

00:29:08.240 I don't.

00:29:09.180 You ever having a day at work.

00:29:10.400 That's what I'm having.

00:29:12.320 Thankfully.

00:29:13.200 We have a system here.

00:29:14.320 Where you guys call.

00:29:15.820 And help make this show something.

00:29:17.380 Something.

00:29:22.840 Which this is the gift.

00:29:25.760 This is the gift.

00:29:26.800 And this is almost really just exactly what I was saying earlier.

00:29:29.520 Like.

00:29:32.800 This is the gift.

00:29:35.460 When it's not just me.

00:29:38.960 Because just me man.

00:29:40.600 I.

00:29:41.000 You know.

00:29:41.980 We fail.

00:29:42.940 We falter.

00:29:43.620 We.

00:29:43.800 We're built to.

00:29:48.440 To.

00:29:49.760 Falter.

00:29:52.360 But thankfully.

00:29:54.440 I have good people.

00:29:56.420 Who listen to this show.

00:29:58.840 And who are a part of.

00:30:00.780 This.

00:30:02.100 Whole little vibe we got here.

00:30:04.220 And who call in.

00:30:05.760 And contribute.

00:30:07.460 And this is a lifesaver.

00:30:09.080 And this is the lifesaver.

00:30:12.500 Of being.

00:30:14.240 Human.

00:30:14.800 I think.

00:30:16.520 Is that the key to our own happiness.

00:30:19.260 Or the key to any of it is.

00:30:22.180 Really the keys in somebody else.

00:30:25.780 I'm the lock.

00:30:28.740 That's what I realize over time.

00:30:30.520 I realize I'm the lock.

00:30:31.940 And somebody else is the key.

00:30:36.460 And it can almost usually be anybody else.

00:30:38.660 Anybody that's not myself.

00:30:41.320 You know.

00:30:42.440 Because for so long I think I'm the key.

00:30:45.800 That's the trick.

00:30:49.220 I'm the lock.

00:30:51.200 We got a beautiful call that came right here.

00:30:53.200 From Zeb out of Charleston, South Carolina.

00:30:55.900 I'll be performing in Charleston.

00:30:57.980 I'm going to let you know those dates.

00:30:59.120 We got.

00:31:00.160 I'm also going to be in Peoria, Illinois.

00:31:02.340 I believe coming up.

00:31:04.240 You know.

00:31:06.020 I want to do a couple of shows there.

00:31:07.940 In a club.

00:31:09.760 Just to get it going.

00:31:11.880 So they might already be sold out.

00:31:13.500 I don't even know.

00:31:15.120 I think I'm going to go anyway.

00:31:17.140 If not.

00:31:17.960 Then I'm sorry.

00:31:18.940 If you heard that.

00:31:19.700 But I'm planning on it.

00:31:21.180 We got Zeb from Charleston, South Carolina.

00:31:25.120 And here he is right here.

00:31:26.940 Thank you for hitting the hotline.

00:31:27.840 985-664-9503.

00:31:32.020 Theo.

00:31:32.500 What up, man?

00:31:33.120 My name is Zeb from Charleston, South Carolina.

00:31:35.780 Just giving me a call.

00:31:36.740 Trying to get a little bit of advice, man.

00:31:39.320 What's up, Zeb?

00:31:40.820 And he's out there from Charleston, baby.

00:31:43.660 And I used to spend some time over there in Charleston.

00:31:46.060 First place I ever had a gin and tonic.

00:31:52.100 Was in Charleston.

00:31:53.100 And I will say this, they taste real good over there.

00:31:57.780 Onward, brother.

00:31:58.440 I'm in a bit of a transition period right now.

00:32:02.340 So I'm 27 years old.

00:32:04.780 And, you know, nothing's really going on emotionally or anything.

00:32:08.740 Everything's kind of nice right now.

00:32:10.260 But my hair, man.

00:32:11.840 My hair is starting to go gray.

00:32:13.220 It might be kind of hard to tell from the video.

00:32:15.600 But it's creeping in.

00:32:16.840 Creeping in.

00:32:17.760 I got my first gray hair when I was like 21.

00:32:19.640 So I kind of knew this day was going to come.

00:32:22.560 But within the last year, man, it's really just started to take over.

00:32:26.840 It's wilding.

00:32:28.060 So I need some advice, dude.

00:32:29.780 Do you think I should start dyeing it?

00:32:32.020 Try to get some of these shampoos going that fix this stuff?

00:32:35.540 Or should I just let it roll all natural and get some like, you know, some like Willie Nelson braids going on?

00:32:41.600 And I don't know.

00:32:43.780 I'm really trying to figure it out.

00:32:45.440 I'm cool with it for right now.

00:32:46.700 But I like to plan ahead and kind of know where I'm going to go with this stuff.

00:32:51.200 Gang, baby, I think a little touch isn't bad.

00:32:55.160 A little touch of gray, a little flash in the pan, you know.

00:32:58.540 Ooh, what is that?

00:33:01.620 Ooh, look at him.

00:33:02.680 You know, he's dying.

00:33:03.340 Part of his head is dying.

00:33:05.960 You know, it's a little hype.

00:33:07.540 You know, it's like a little, it's a PR stunt.

00:33:11.240 It's a little bit for your hair.

00:33:12.440 Your hair is like, hey, hey, I might take my own life.

00:33:16.920 It's some of your hair saying that almost.

00:33:20.820 I think it's good to get a little.

00:33:24.380 There's a lot of, this is the mistake that I had made when I started getting a couple GRAYs.

00:33:33.600 And I don't want them to hear me say it because they, but you know what I'm saying.

00:33:39.280 When I started getting a couple of GRAYs.

00:33:43.800 If they hear it, though, I feel like they'll make more.

00:33:45.940 Um, I started pulling them out.

00:33:50.100 Bing, bing, bing, bing.

00:33:52.660 Start pulling them out.

00:33:54.800 Because you think, oh, I don't want anybody to see them.

00:33:56.900 Here's what happens.

00:33:57.900 That's why, this, why that's a bad idea.

00:34:00.240 Because down the road, you will start losing your hair.

00:34:08.120 And at that point, you're going to wish you had the GRAYs.

00:34:12.740 You're going to wish you had all hairs.

00:34:15.100 All hairs on deck.

00:34:17.700 So, I think if you want to color them, you could use a, there's some stuff you could use to lighten the GRAY.

00:34:22.720 There's stuff you could use to go full throttle.

00:34:25.580 But I don't think you do not pluck them, bro.

00:34:28.820 Do not pluck them, lol.

00:34:31.180 You know, those are your soldiers too, man.

00:34:32.700 They've been to war for you.

00:34:34.100 They're kind of, it's kind of like the Veterans Administration a little bit.

00:34:38.180 Your hair is just kind of, you know.

00:34:41.060 Those boys have been to war for you.

00:34:43.240 They might have been the first ones out the gate.

00:34:46.880 Some of them could have been public hairs that, you know, migrated north or something.

00:34:53.380 If things got dicey down there.

00:34:56.120 You know.

00:34:57.580 Maybe one of your nuts went bad or something and scared the area.

00:35:00.940 And then, bam, some of your public hairs came out your top.

00:35:08.380 Your head.

00:35:10.560 So, I think that you got to treat them like that.

00:35:13.700 They might have been scared.

00:35:15.280 Maybe they watched a scary movie.

00:35:17.740 And, you know, you fell asleep.

00:35:19.040 But some of them stayed up and now they're grayed out.

00:35:22.300 But keep them.

00:35:24.340 Do not pluck them because down the line you will want to have any hairs you can have.

00:35:29.300 And you'd be like, damn.

00:35:31.340 That pulls them bastards out at the root.

00:35:35.180 So, I think.

00:35:36.180 I would say a little bit of touch is good.

00:35:38.220 But at a certain point, color it up.

00:35:39.760 If you're still shopping for a mate.

00:35:44.140 If you're still trying to touch, you know, touch a little bit of damp on some lady or, you know, if you're trying to grab rod on a man, if you're gay.

00:35:54.780 If you're trying to grab rod on a man or touch damp on a woman, then you want to, you're going to want to keep your hair.

00:36:02.060 Now, if you're married or whatever, you lock down, dog, who gives a damn?

00:36:05.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:07.480 Shave a damn, you know.

00:36:09.100 You could put a, do a damn cinnamon roll or do a damn crop circle in your head.

00:36:16.260 Who gives a damn?

00:36:17.880 You know?

00:36:18.960 You could join a damn Aryan, you know, volleyball team or whatever.

00:36:24.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:24.720 Who gives a damn?

00:36:25.400 If you lock down with a mate, it's a wrap.

00:36:29.920 But anyway, you could, you could trim all your hair off your head and just do a thick ass mustache or something.

00:36:37.340 Glue that shit on your face.

00:36:41.060 You know, I was in a, I was in a juvenile detention one time for Halloween and we could do costumes.

00:36:50.000 And so we, one dude sold us some of his hair, you know, cut it off his head and we all made mustaches out of it.

00:36:57.500 And we were all kind of Italian for Halloween.

00:37:04.200 So, pretty cool, man.

00:37:06.780 Also kind of crazy to be trading, you know, trading a couple cigarettes for half of a handful of a man's hair.

00:37:12.980 But, that's juvie, baby.

00:37:15.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:37:16.800 Back that ass up.

00:37:17.880 But, thank you, Zeb, over there out of Charleston, South Carolina.

00:37:22.600 And I will see you soon, man.

00:37:24.880 I want to let you know that.

00:37:26.580 I will see you soon.

00:37:27.740 Coming up, I'll be in St. Louis, Cincinnati.

00:37:30.080 Those are in a couple weeks.

00:37:31.000 Charlotte, Durham.

00:37:32.740 Chattanooga, Knoxville, Wilmington, Minneapolis, Charleston, Richmond, Baltimore, Portland, Maine, Burlington, Vermont, Albany, Buffalo, Columbus, Ohio.

00:37:41.240 So, and I may, you may see me in Peoria, Illinois in a week or so over there just popping into town.

00:37:49.400 We'll see.

00:37:49.880 We'll see.

00:37:50.400 I don't know.

00:37:51.000 We'll see.

00:37:52.220 But, thank you for that, man.

00:37:54.380 I'm going to get in here more.

00:37:55.320 Here we got another, this is a video that I guess we're going to comment on a little bit of the news here about a woke teacher.

00:38:04.760 Okay, so during third period, we have announcements and they do the Pledge of Allegiance.

00:38:08.160 Woke teacher suggests student to pledge to pride flag.

00:38:13.700 Here we go.

00:38:15.140 I always tell my class, stand if you feel like it.

00:38:18.640 Don't stand if you feel like it.

00:38:20.260 Say the words if you want.

00:38:21.560 Don't have to say the words.

00:38:22.940 So, my class decided to stand but not say the words.

00:38:26.060 Totally fine.

00:38:27.160 Except for the fact that my room does not have a flag.

00:38:30.460 It used to be there.

00:38:32.200 But, I took it down during COVID because it made me uncomfortable.

00:38:36.700 And, I packed it away and I don't know where.

00:38:40.860 And, I haven't found it yet.

00:38:42.880 But, my kid today goes, hey, it's kind of weird that we just stand and then, you know, we say it to nothing.

00:38:49.760 And, I'm like, oh, well, you know, I got to find it.

00:38:52.320 Like, I'm working on it.

00:38:53.180 I got you.

00:38:53.760 Well, this is some freedom thought.

00:38:56.480 That's what I call this lady, a freedom thought.

00:38:59.620 You know.

00:39:02.400 You know, I just, to me, it's disrespectful.

00:39:05.200 You know, to be living at a place.

00:39:11.920 But, and it's not a lot to ask.

00:39:16.240 That way, when you do the Pledge of Allegiance, if you do, that you have the flag there.

00:39:21.120 It's a small bit to ask.

00:39:24.720 To just show some respect.

00:39:31.140 You know, in a country, I don't, you know, it's interesting this lady, you know, she's willing to share the freedom of, you know, she's obviously using her freedom of speech.

00:39:38.220 Which, you know, I guess just, she just thinks people automatically get.

00:39:42.320 But, I'd love to see her make this video in Afghanistan or in maybe Saudi Arabia.

00:39:50.740 I would love to see her make this there.

00:39:53.760 That would be very interesting.

00:39:55.740 Doesn't seem like that that would be possible.

00:40:00.980 Just seems interesting that it made her feel uncomfortable, the American flag.

00:40:05.860 That's some of the stuff I don't get.

00:40:07.440 But, I think, especially as a leader, if you're a teacher, you know, you're just, everything is already all about us.

00:40:18.780 Everything is all about me, me, me.

00:40:21.560 So, you have one moment in a day where you can bring people together and have them do, kind of just show a small homage of something that's not about them.

00:40:32.460 And that, this is what you choose to do.

00:40:37.480 Instead, you choose to make this TikTok, you know.

00:40:40.480 I'm sure, like, you know, I mean, there's a lot of freedoms and liberties created under the flag, the banner.

00:40:48.900 It's a symbol.

00:40:50.560 It's a symbol.

00:40:51.840 It made her uncomfortable.

00:40:55.920 It just, I don't know.

00:40:57.140 I wish there was some sort of form of treason.

00:40:59.620 This is just my thought.

00:41:00.520 Now, if other people have different thoughts, you don't like the fight, that's fine.

00:41:05.100 I, personally, think it's a little strange.

00:41:08.940 I think it's disrespectful.

00:41:11.740 You know, I think it's weird to enjoy all the freedoms, but act like it's so wrong how we got them.

00:41:22.820 Bitch, there's no other way to get, this is how it's worked.

00:41:27.020 You know?

00:41:27.700 I don't know, man.

00:41:29.780 This shit just really irks me, man.

00:41:32.280 You know?

00:41:35.000 You know, she made it about her.

00:41:37.360 That's the thing, too.

00:41:38.660 Even by making this video, she made it about her.

00:41:41.420 It's like, can't something for one minute not be about just one?

00:41:47.760 Can it not be just about you?

00:41:52.740 Like, you make this video, she just called, it's just like, why does it have to be about you, lady?

00:41:59.120 Did you, have you done anything for freedom?

00:42:03.000 You know, have you done anything that's helped us preserve our freedoms?

00:42:06.340 Maybe she does.

00:42:08.420 Maybe she teaches civil liberties.

00:42:09.800 I don't know what she teaches, you know?

00:42:13.220 You know, I almost, I mean, and this is kind of like, you know, sometimes I hope that there's like a, a day where there's a, if shit ever hits the fan, I bet she puts that bitch right back up.

00:42:24.920 But, you know, if shit ever, I bet she puts that bitch right back up.

00:42:34.360 This seems like the kind of woman that would put a flag up for anything, honestly, if it, if it behooved her.

00:42:42.220 That's to me.

00:42:43.040 That's how I, that's kind of how I feel about it, man.

00:42:45.340 I just think, you know, she has the freedom to do this.

00:42:49.980 She has the freedom of speech, man.

00:42:51.680 You know, she has the freedom to say what she wants to do.

00:42:53.720 I don't, can you even be a female teacher in some countries?

00:42:56.640 I don't know.

00:42:57.440 I don't know.

00:43:00.480 But it just seems disrespectful, man, to me.

00:43:03.860 It's not always about you.

00:43:05.160 It's not about you, lady.

00:43:06.940 It's not about you.

00:43:08.640 You have one chance during the day to bring people together and instead, you know, you kind of, you don't know where you're, the, the, come on.

00:43:18.720 She just wants to make things about her.

00:43:20.640 I wish one day maybe there's a chance.

00:43:24.120 Maybe there's a, you know, maybe there's a moment where down the line where they just let you purge out people who want to be in America and people who don't want to be.

00:43:38.680 Because that, to me, that's what it feels like.

00:43:40.380 It's like, oh, I don't want to be, you know, I'm not a part of something.

00:43:43.340 You know, I don't know.

00:43:47.440 It just feels real selfish to me, man.

00:43:51.220 But maybe, you know, but then also we're in new waters in America where, you know, it used to feel like we're all on the same team and then now a lot of people it doesn't.

00:44:00.440 It doesn't.

00:44:01.080 And maybe some people feel that this country doesn't represent them.

00:44:06.420 But this is where we're at.

00:44:09.840 It's just society.

00:44:10.940 It's like, I don't think everything about the country represents me.

00:44:15.600 But, damn, I'm just grateful to be in this place where I can live out my dreams, where I could be a teacher if I wanted, or I could be a comedian if I wanted, or I could be a father, you know, of probably as many kids as I wanted, long as I was willing to do sex or whatever and raise the children.

00:44:40.260 Or not even, you can give the children up in this country, and the country will raise them for you, you know, albeit probably not real well.

00:44:49.940 Some of these orphanages, bro.

00:44:51.940 If you've ever been to an orphanage, dog, they fucking, they wildin' in that bitch.

00:44:58.200 I remember when I was in middle school, we played a, some local orphanage came over, dog, with a, and they had like a, it was supposed to be like a volleyball game, us against them to create some unity or something.

00:45:08.800 And that shit was bizarre, dog, bizarre.

00:45:14.200 So, anyway, if you have thoughts on it, man, hit the hotline, 985-664-9503.

00:45:20.300 You don't have to agree with me.

00:45:21.560 I just think this, honestly, I think this bitch is pretty selfish, bro.

00:45:25.180 And I hate to say it like that, but I don't know if it's, it is selfish.

00:45:29.040 It's just disrespectful, you know?

00:45:31.240 And I guess I don't, I guess part of me is I don't understand where that school of thought comes from.

00:45:37.740 Maybe it's just a, you know, I don't know.

00:45:41.280 I just, to me, I don't know where that comes from, you know?

00:45:46.000 Like, even when I've worked at places that I didn't really like, I would still wear the uniform, you know?

00:45:53.640 Maybe that's what this is.

00:45:54.880 Maybe she really hates it here.

00:45:56.880 But there's nowhere else that can go.

00:45:58.880 She can go.

00:45:59.560 Don't come by me, though.

00:46:00.680 Damn.

00:46:02.040 Anyway, I'm not saying that I'm right the way that I think, but that is how I think about it, man.

00:46:06.660 If I'm real honest with you.

00:46:08.000 Praise God, man.

00:46:11.400 Let's see what else we got here.

00:46:12.720 All right, we had a fight break.

00:46:21.180 This is a fight breaks out at the Woodley-Paul fight.

00:46:28.440 And it wasn't in the ring, that's for damn sure.

00:46:31.600 Dude, there's something, I'm glad this broke out in the stands.

00:46:34.240 At least these people got to see some real action.

00:46:37.660 You know, Jake Paul is a mastermind, I will say that.

00:46:39.960 He has picked the perfect people to fight.

00:46:44.340 It's like the perfect amount of ability for people to fight.

00:46:50.180 The ability of fight that they have in them.

00:46:52.840 Tyron, there's no one more frustrating to cheer on than Tyron Woodley.

00:46:58.920 Nobody.

00:47:00.920 Even Dave Chappelle.

00:47:02.140 That was one of my favorite things to watch was Dave Chappelle in the distance.

00:47:05.320 I think realizing how frustrating it is to cheer on Tyron Woodley.

00:47:16.360 It's like, and he never does.

00:47:21.420 You're just like, and he never does.

00:47:26.780 Maybe he did a long time ago.

00:47:32.820 You know, and I know that he's a nice man.

00:47:35.900 People love this man.

00:47:38.480 But when it comes to being a fan, that's all I know.

00:47:41.360 He could beat my ass, I'm sure.

00:47:43.020 But, but I don't know if he would though.

00:47:50.640 That's the thing about him.

00:47:53.440 He, there's this, it's almost like somebody's controlling him and they just, they have carpal tunnel.

00:48:01.360 He just, you're almost like, how would you not?

00:48:04.500 You just have every, it just, I don't know.

00:48:09.760 There's nothing more frustrating.

00:48:11.720 It's almost like you're stuck in traffic.

00:48:14.060 That's what it feels like cheering for Tyron Woodley.

00:48:17.400 You're like, punch.

00:48:20.720 And they bring him out there.

00:48:22.160 They got him dressed like he's being sex trafficked, honestly.

00:48:25.500 They got him dressed like he's being sex trafficked though.

00:48:29.920 He's dressed like a, like a gender reveal party at like Elon Musk's trap house.

00:48:35.860 I mean, it's, it's a unique look.

00:48:39.680 And he comes, I mean, I almost, I don't know if he, and I hate to say it, I just don't know how mentally he, there he is still.

00:48:48.220 That's the part, because there's always that element of him that it's me, he's missing that, that gear that everyone else seems to want him to have.

00:49:01.560 But I don't know his motivations.

00:49:03.140 His motivations might've been go out there and get paid, get that bag.

00:49:07.780 Don't throw any fist.

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00:52:29.420 I refuse to cheer on Tyron Woodley.

00:52:31.580 Even though I want to cheer, I refuse to cheer him.

00:52:33.720 I, I, you just, it's, it's like, he just doesn't do it.

00:52:44.100 He, hey, Tyron, he just doesn't do it.

00:52:48.620 Jake Paul's a mastermind, man.

00:52:50.540 And it's also amazing.

00:52:51.820 He's, you could see each fight.

00:52:53.620 He's just learning to get into a different, I mean, this was the first real fight.

00:52:57.300 But, you know, Nate Robinson, I, you know, that was, I mean, they were all real fights.

00:53:04.780 But this was the first one where it felt like, I think where it really felt, I don't know.

00:53:12.260 You thought Nate, I thought Nate Robinson had a chance.

00:53:15.440 Ben Askren, I did not think, had a chance.

00:53:19.000 Woodley, I thought Woodley, I thought Paul would, would win.

00:53:23.500 But I thought Woodley had a chance, man.

00:53:27.300 And, and I think Woodley thought he had a chance.

00:53:31.140 But I think after Woodley thought he had a chance, he didn't think anything else.

00:53:36.700 And that's the strange thing.

00:53:39.080 There's nothing worse.

00:53:41.620 There's nothing worse.

00:53:43.080 I've done it for his past five fights.

00:53:44.760 There's nothing worse than cheering on Tyron Woodley.

00:53:47.920 There really isn't.

00:53:49.660 As a fighter.

00:53:50.740 Now, I'm sure as just a regular man.

00:53:53.780 Oh, he can be your hero.

00:53:55.660 But damn.

00:54:00.220 What else?

00:54:00.820 We got a little more news here.

00:54:01.920 Chet Hanks.

00:54:04.960 Hey, guys.

00:54:06.240 This is Tom Hanks' son.

00:54:08.400 And he did White Boy Summer.

00:54:09.800 You know him.

00:54:10.160 He's got some good anthems out there.

00:54:12.740 And he had this to say about the vaccine.

00:54:15.960 So, um, just checking in.

00:54:18.400 Look, I've been kind of on the fence about this for a while.

00:54:20.760 That's why I've never spoke on it.

00:54:22.040 But with the amount of people that I know recently that have gotten COVID and with, like, the numbers rising, I think it's important for me to say, like, I got the vaccine.

00:54:32.120 I think everybody should.

00:54:34.340 I think it's really important, like, that we all do this just as, like, citizens, as Americans.

00:54:38.540 We have to look out for each other and get this shit under control, guys.

00:54:41.140 So, like, I suggest to all my followers, you guys make, set an appointment and get the vaccine first thing.

00:54:46.980 Psych!

00:54:48.000 Bitch!

00:54:48.940 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:54:50.480 I never had COVID.

00:54:51.660 You ain't sticking me with that motherfucking needle.

00:54:53.760 It's the motherfucking flu.

00:54:55.720 Get over it, okay?

00:54:57.040 If you're sick, stay inside.

00:54:58.620 I'm tired of having a...

00:54:59.640 Okay?

00:55:00.080 Why are we working around y'all?

00:55:01.560 If y'all...

00:55:02.260 If you're in danger, stay your ass inside.

00:55:04.760 I'm tired of wearing the motherfucking mask.

00:55:06.800 Gang, baby.

00:55:08.220 Gang, baby.

00:55:10.580 And that's Chet Hanks.

00:55:11.900 His dad was on the island with the volleyball.

00:55:13.840 You know him, man.

00:55:14.960 Beautiful, dude.

00:55:18.360 You know, I don't think you should have to get vaccinated if you don't want to.

00:55:21.460 I don't think that.

00:55:22.480 It's not that I don't think it.

00:55:23.600 It's just it's unconstitutional.

00:55:26.560 It's an unconst...

00:55:27.120 It's not.

00:55:27.620 It's, you know, I don't think you should have to.

00:55:30.340 Some people want to get vaccinated.

00:55:31.480 Some people don't.

00:55:33.960 That's fine.

00:55:35.600 That's totally fine.

00:55:36.600 I don't think there's a point with this disease yet where that's where we're at.

00:55:46.880 I don't think that.

00:55:48.980 You can think something different and that's okay.

00:55:51.860 That's totally okay.

00:55:53.380 I don't think you're wrong.

00:55:56.640 I don't...

00:55:57.880 What I do notice for sure is that

00:56:00.440 us keeping everybody away from each other is not helping.

00:56:05.620 The second we start to get people back together,

00:56:07.980 oh, there's a new variant.

00:56:09.040 It's back, you know.

00:56:09.660 I think you got to let this thing go through humanity.

00:56:17.240 I think Mother Nature is a bad bitch.

00:56:21.660 She obviously is playing different cards that we don't have.

00:56:25.500 She gots Delta Variant.

00:56:26.820 She gots damn...

00:56:27.980 She'll, you know...

00:56:29.500 Next thing you know, they're going to have a raccoon throwing fireballs

00:56:32.780 and drinking COVID

00:56:34.160 and biting motherfuckers.

00:56:37.340 MFers, sorry.

00:56:38.620 MFers, you know who you are.

00:56:41.180 So that's where I'm at with it.

00:56:44.280 I think all the separation, all the stopping society,

00:56:47.420 it's...

00:56:47.740 I do believe that it's ridiculous.

00:56:51.120 Now, I know a lot more people that are getting COVID for sure.

00:56:54.400 I think a lot of us do.

00:56:59.420 I think you got to let it pass through.

00:57:02.700 And some people's going to go.

00:57:04.740 And guess what?

00:57:07.200 Then that's that, Bubba.

00:57:10.720 Some people gots to go.

00:57:14.740 Might be me, might be you, fam.

00:57:19.760 Now, some people, I think, are super afraid to go

00:57:22.200 because they don't have any...

00:57:23.480 That, you know, they're not maybe into an afterlife.

00:57:25.880 They don't believe in any...

00:57:28.160 They might not believe in, you know,

00:57:29.640 you're just surfing the ether out there after.

00:57:32.320 They might think it's just lights out.

00:57:34.520 So, of course, they're going to bet all their, you know,

00:57:36.920 all their ducats on this dog race.

00:57:40.340 But I think you got to let Mother Nature roll through.

00:57:45.520 Because I think that's all...

00:57:46.780 That's what's going to happen anyway.

00:57:49.220 She's already switching it up.

00:57:50.720 All right, here's this other version.

00:57:52.060 The thing has to pass through.

00:57:55.740 That's where I'm at with it.

00:57:57.020 Now, if you disagree with me, that's fine.

00:57:59.140 I'm not mad at you.

00:58:01.860 I think you got to cover your old people

00:58:03.840 and keep them safe, you know.

00:58:06.160 But I think Mother Nature has a bigger plan for things.

00:58:09.340 Now, also,

00:58:10.400 I grew up next to the Primate Center

00:58:12.800 in Covington, Louisiana.

00:58:15.020 And they tested the polio vaccine over there.

00:58:19.600 This is fact.

00:58:20.720 Go look it up.

00:58:22.140 It's where they even created the polio vaccine.

00:58:27.440 And

00:58:28.020 the vaccine

00:58:30.540 gave cervical cancer to millions of women.

00:58:35.040 But they'd already made the vaccine.

00:58:41.620 So they,

00:58:42.960 the government,

00:58:44.500 and the pharmaceutical company...

00:58:47.100 I don't know if pharma was involved in it,

00:58:49.220 if it was just the government doing it.

00:58:51.400 They just said,

00:58:52.360 fuck,

00:58:52.640 we already paid for it all.

00:58:55.780 Some of y'all is going to have,

00:58:57.080 you know,

00:58:57.700 that sloppy cervix going on.

00:58:59.440 Some of y'all is going to have to be cervixed out.

00:59:03.340 And they gave it to everybody anyway

00:59:05.020 because they'd already made the vaccination.

00:59:09.120 See what I'm saying?

00:59:10.040 So,

00:59:10.300 so now,

00:59:12.080 I don't,

00:59:12.500 I,

00:59:12.740 so,

00:59:13.100 automatically,

00:59:14.060 I was born in a bed of distrust right there.

00:59:16.860 Being in that area,

00:59:17.960 that's in the water by me.

00:59:22.080 So,

00:59:22.580 for me,

00:59:23.180 when you add on the fact that now

00:59:24.720 everybody's just trusting pharmaceutical companies,

00:59:27.800 I don't trust big pharmaceutical companies,

00:59:31.940 man.

00:59:33.240 I hate the fact that I'm addicted to antidepressants.

00:59:37.500 I hate the fact that during COVID,

00:59:40.000 I've lost six friends to overdose.

00:59:43.560 Six friends,

00:59:44.620 man.

00:59:45.140 Real human friends that I know

00:59:47.000 that I could call on my phone.

00:59:49.760 I've lost them

00:59:50.820 to overdosing.

00:59:54.680 Now,

00:59:55.240 some of it was,

00:59:56.060 opioid,

00:59:57.180 opioid overdoses.

00:59:58.820 I think four of them were opioid overdoses.

01:00:03.880 So,

01:00:04.380 I don't trust big pharma,

01:00:05.660 dog.

01:00:06.700 I don't trust these

01:00:07.860 fucks,

01:00:08.900 man.

01:00:09.060 I do not.

01:00:11.960 So,

01:00:13.200 that's kind of where I'm at with it.

01:00:16.400 You know,

01:00:16.960 I'm okay if Mother Nature takes me.

01:00:18.800 I'm okay if she keeps me.

01:00:20.200 And you and I don't have to agree the same,

01:00:24.740 man.

01:00:26.000 You know,

01:00:26.320 and if you have a thought on it,

01:00:27.320 you're welcome to hit the hotline,

01:00:28.400 985-664-9503.

01:00:30.980 I know we're all kind of over a lot of that kind of stuff.

01:00:35.580 But I don't,

01:00:36.620 I just don't see,

01:00:38.020 now that we had all the vaccination,

01:00:39.980 everybody separate,

01:00:41.100 everybody wear these masks,

01:00:43.240 all this shit,

01:00:44.280 and now even more people are getting it,

01:00:47.100 obviously whatever we were doing,

01:00:48.920 to me,

01:00:50.200 wasn't working.

01:00:52.680 So,

01:00:53.240 I'm just the guy,

01:00:54.160 man.

01:00:55.640 I like being a part of Mother Nature.

01:00:58.880 You know,

01:00:59.260 I like seeing a lamb.

01:01:00.540 I like

01:01:01.020 smelling a rose

01:01:02.800 or smelling a daffodil.

01:01:04.240 Some people,

01:01:07.460 I guess,

01:01:07.720 see all that shit

01:01:08.460 and they don't trust it.

01:01:13.020 But,

01:01:13.500 that's not where I'm at.

01:01:16.520 I'm of the theory,

01:01:17.620 man.

01:01:17.920 Let's,

01:01:21.240 you know,

01:01:21.680 we're already in the,

01:01:22.660 playing the game with Mother Nature

01:01:24.120 to,

01:01:24.520 to think that she doesn't have bigger cards than us

01:01:27.300 when it's obviously

01:01:28.140 that she can flex when she wants.

01:01:31.460 That seems like a lot to me

01:01:32.900 for us to,

01:01:33.520 to just think that some little thing

01:01:36.280 we're going to create

01:01:37.080 is,

01:01:37.400 is,

01:01:37.700 is really going to lock it down.

01:01:39.660 Now,

01:01:40.080 I know there's been other stuff in the past,

01:01:41.720 you know.

01:01:45.540 You know,

01:01:46.040 I think the Black Plague or whatever,

01:01:47.820 they beat it with something.

01:01:49.480 And polio,

01:01:50.140 they beat it,

01:01:50.500 but they also,

01:01:51.960 dude,

01:01:52.140 go look back on it.

01:01:52.980 This is facts,

01:01:53.820 man.

01:01:53.980 They gave a lot of cervical cancer

01:01:55.420 to a lot of broads out there

01:01:57.280 who probably didn't want cervical cancer.

01:01:59.460 So you got to think about them as well.

01:02:05.220 Let's see if we can get one more,

01:02:06.400 two more calls

01:02:07.220 and we got a single mom

01:02:08.040 we're going to hit up.

01:02:09.380 Thank you guys for being a part of my life today,

01:02:11.520 man.

01:02:11.960 I've really needed it.

01:02:13.520 You know,

01:02:13.800 I've been so angry recently.

01:02:15.120 I've just been struggling.

01:02:17.660 Just been so angry,

01:02:18.700 man.

01:02:18.940 I've been so angry.

01:02:23.200 And the tough part is,

01:02:24.240 I don't know what I'm angry at.

01:02:26.640 I don't know if it's just stuff in the world

01:02:28.460 or if it's

01:02:29.280 stuff inside of me.

01:02:34.640 But I do know for me that

01:02:36.680 feeling,

01:02:38.340 feeling,

01:02:39.120 I can't solve it by myself.

01:02:45.480 You know,

01:02:45.980 I'm the lock.

01:02:46.560 I need something bigger than me.

01:02:52.840 And that's either maybe humanity,

01:02:54.880 other people,

01:02:56.260 a higher power.

01:02:59.900 You know,

01:03:00.440 that's just some of the stuff

01:03:01.360 that I'm,

01:03:03.000 I don't know.

01:03:05.240 And I know a lot of people out there

01:03:06.760 are struggling with stuff,

01:03:07.840 man.

01:03:08.520 And,

01:03:08.900 gang, baby.

01:03:11.920 Sometimes when I think,

01:03:12.840 what gang am I in,

01:03:14.440 bro,

01:03:14.520 I think that's the gang I'm in,

01:03:16.120 you know.

01:03:16.560 But we don't give up.

01:03:21.980 You know,

01:03:22.520 we don't give up.

01:03:23.160 I don't give up on you

01:03:23.960 and you don't give up on me,

01:03:25.040 baby.

01:03:26.020 Amen,

01:03:26.500 baby.

01:03:26.740 Praise God.

01:03:27.320 You know that.

01:03:29.980 All right.

01:03:30.620 Let's see if we can get one more good.

01:03:32.840 We have some great calls

01:03:34.120 that came in too.

01:03:35.380 What's up,

01:03:40.120 what's up,

01:03:42.200 I'm an artist

01:03:44.840 and I live in Brooklyn,

01:03:46.800 New York.

01:03:47.880 What's up, baby?

01:03:48.800 Shout out Brooklyn, son.

01:03:50.740 You know what I'm saying, dude?

01:03:51.960 I used to like that movie,

01:03:53.060 The Newsies,

01:03:53.680 about the paper boys over there.

01:03:56.020 Open the gates

01:03:56.700 and seize the day.

01:03:58.680 Don't tell anybody, dog.

01:04:00.220 You know what I'm saying?

01:04:01.500 Oh,

01:04:01.720 I don't mean Newsies,

01:04:02.640 bro.

01:04:02.840 I mean Jay-Z, bro.

01:04:03.960 You feel me, dog gang.

01:04:05.620 Fat Joe.

01:04:07.400 Onward, brother.

01:04:08.040 Thank you for calling.

01:04:08.760 I don't know.

01:04:12.740 I listen to your podcast all the time

01:04:14.580 and I'm just

01:04:15.400 really at a place

01:04:17.900 in my life right now

01:04:19.300 where

01:04:20.120 your podcast

01:04:22.740 and your transparency

01:04:25.700 brings me a lot of clarity

01:04:27.460 and hope

01:04:29.340 in life

01:04:31.200 and

01:04:32.300 I've called before

01:04:35.660 and I know

01:04:36.520 you have a lot of people

01:04:37.780 that call in

01:04:38.580 but

01:04:39.000 I'm like struggling

01:04:43.140 with

01:04:44.340 drinking

01:04:46.060 and

01:04:46.980 substance

01:04:47.700 and

01:04:49.620 I make music

01:04:52.500 and it's

01:04:53.860 it helps me feel good

01:04:57.100 but

01:04:57.640 just day-to-day life

01:05:00.620 and

01:05:01.680 the traumas of life

01:05:03.400 and

01:05:04.020 feeling heard

01:05:06.660 balancing

01:05:10.620 thoughts

01:05:12.220 and mental illness

01:05:13.540 has been really tough

01:05:14.520 for me

01:05:14.880 and

01:05:16.180 I don't know

01:05:17.660 this could be a fucking

01:05:18.720 Hail Mary

01:05:19.520 to the win

01:05:20.940 but

01:05:21.640 listening to you

01:05:24.200 speak about

01:05:25.020 your life

01:05:26.320 and

01:05:27.300 where you come from

01:05:28.240 even though you're a white dude

01:05:29.320 from Louisiana

01:05:30.960 makes me feel like

01:05:33.500 somebody understands

01:05:34.580 and

01:05:35.760 I just

01:05:37.960 just want to let you know

01:05:40.580 that I appreciate

01:05:41.440 what you're doing

01:05:44.060 and

01:05:44.920 I'm glad that

01:05:48.300 you have an outlet

01:05:49.500 where you can

01:05:50.280 be yourself

01:05:51.280 and

01:05:51.880 make a living

01:05:54.100 because

01:05:55.180 it's tough

01:05:56.760 fitting into

01:05:57.340 society

01:05:58.000 yeah

01:06:00.160 thanks bro

01:06:00.900 thanks for the nice

01:06:02.920 message man

01:06:03.580 yeah I am lucky man

01:06:04.700 I am really lucky

01:06:05.640 I didn't mean to interrupt you there

01:06:10.120 let's keep listening

01:06:11.180 and

01:06:12.220 it's tough

01:06:13.000 playing a game of life

01:06:15.280 in general

01:06:16.820 and

01:06:17.900 you know

01:06:18.080 I have a lady

01:06:18.720 that's been trying really hard

01:06:20.240 to

01:06:21.520 stick by my side

01:06:22.680 and

01:06:23.240 I've been trying to

01:06:25.040 reciprocate

01:06:26.460 her efforts

01:06:27.100 in

01:06:28.620 a shoulder

01:06:29.260 I care

01:06:30.080 and

01:06:30.780 keeping things afloat

01:06:32.100 but it's

01:06:32.820 it's

01:06:33.740 it's tougher than

01:06:34.680 I think

01:06:35.540 you who personally

01:06:36.880 and maybe it's an artist thing

01:06:38.320 maybe it's just

01:06:39.200 fucking weird

01:06:40.100 well man

01:06:42.420 it's definitely something

01:06:43.560 in the artist part

01:06:44.760 I think

01:06:45.240 you know

01:06:47.120 because I think

01:06:47.700 artists

01:06:48.160 as an artist man

01:06:48.980 I noticed this about myself

01:06:50.240 and I don't want to admit this

01:06:51.360 I'm real sensitive

01:06:52.140 you know

01:06:54.160 I'm real sensitive bro

01:06:55.540 you know

01:06:57.500 and I always was that way

01:06:58.840 and so

01:07:00.100 I think that's why you make art

01:07:02.260 because you have these extra feelings

01:07:04.000 kind of spinning around

01:07:05.060 and these extra thoughts

01:07:06.100 and stuff

01:07:06.580 and so

01:07:07.080 you have to do something with them

01:07:09.520 and so

01:07:11.100 you create things

01:07:12.180 that then

01:07:13.020 create

01:07:16.980 that help other people

01:07:19.120 have thoughts and feelings

01:07:20.640 when you hear music

01:07:21.440 or you see art

01:07:22.160 sometimes you get a thought

01:07:23.160 or a feeling

01:07:23.740 so of course

01:07:26.180 those things were created by

01:07:28.600 thoughts and feelings

01:07:30.260 that only make sense

01:07:31.620 so yeah

01:07:37.060 I get all this sensitivity man

01:07:39.000 and for me

01:07:41.720 I know drugs and alcohol

01:07:42.980 and stuff like that

01:07:43.740 doesn't

01:07:44.620 sensitivity doesn't

01:07:46.620 those things

01:07:47.600 it doesn't mix real well

01:07:49.220 because for me

01:07:51.740 I notice

01:07:52.360 I'm already a little bit

01:07:53.980 high on myself

01:07:55.040 in a weird way

01:07:56.000 I'm a little bit

01:07:58.320 already kind of

01:07:59.340 artistic

01:08:00.780 I'm a little fucking

01:08:01.960 I'm not drunk

01:08:04.940 but

01:08:05.360 something inside of me

01:08:08.360 is I think

01:08:09.100 sometimes my heart

01:08:11.480 might be drunk

01:08:12.280 or my

01:08:12.680 my brain

01:08:14.240 might be

01:08:15.060 geeked up on something

01:08:17.380 God gave it

01:08:18.220 you know

01:08:18.600 I don't know

01:08:19.380 but I know

01:08:29.760 it's

01:08:30.080 I know

01:08:33.360 it's being creative

01:08:34.160 it's tough

01:08:34.640 because you feel a lot

01:08:35.760 and you think a lot

01:08:37.460 you know

01:08:40.300 and just recently

01:08:41.060 I've been reminded

01:08:41.900 that

01:08:42.420 my feelings

01:08:45.200 don't matter

01:08:45.680 that much

01:08:46.280 they matter

01:08:47.780 they're real

01:08:48.440 you know

01:08:49.040 they're real

01:08:49.520 and I can have them

01:08:50.420 and it's okay

01:08:50.900 to share with people

01:08:51.840 and

01:08:53.240 but what I do

01:08:55.000 is what matters

01:08:55.800 you know

01:08:59.040 I heard you talk

01:08:59.520 about a relationship

01:09:00.360 and somebody

01:09:00.920 that cares about you

01:09:01.940 and

01:09:02.100 man

01:09:03.020 you know

01:09:07.000 I have this weird

01:09:07.860 for me

01:09:09.440 my receiver

01:09:10.120 is broken

01:09:10.720 you know

01:09:13.580 I can't feel

01:09:14.200 people care about me

01:09:15.240 as much as

01:09:16.100 I can't feel

01:09:17.220 you know

01:09:17.780 I want to

01:09:18.960 but I think

01:09:21.500 my receiver

01:09:22.240 my receptor

01:09:23.000 there's something

01:09:23.880 wrong with my

01:09:24.640 receptor

01:09:25.480 and it's broken

01:09:28.860 it's not completely

01:09:31.340 broken

01:09:31.740 but

01:09:32.200 I mean

01:09:34.820 you know

01:09:35.680 they

01:09:36.920 it ain't

01:09:37.420 you know

01:09:37.780 I probably could use

01:09:38.940 a replacement

01:09:39.480 but they didn't issue

01:09:40.520 the

01:09:40.740 you know

01:09:41.880 when you get that card

01:09:42.660 in the mail

01:09:43.100 it says

01:09:43.400 like the drive shaft

01:09:44.380 is

01:09:44.620 you know

01:09:45.680 it's called

01:09:46.120 like

01:09:46.420 recall

01:09:48.320 they should have

01:09:50.520 done a recall

01:09:51.300 on my receptors

01:09:53.520 you know

01:09:55.040 I can't feel

01:09:55.600 when people

01:09:55.880 care about me

01:09:56.480 that much

01:09:57.000 I just can't feel it

01:09:58.240 I can see it

01:09:59.780 and I can

01:10:00.160 but it just

01:10:00.860 doesn't land

01:10:01.560 on me

01:10:01.840 the right way

01:10:02.820 so I don't know

01:10:06.960 man

01:10:07.140 maybe you have

01:10:07.760 some of the

01:10:08.180 same things

01:10:08.600 that I have

01:10:09.260 but the things

01:10:13.120 that I do know

01:10:13.660 are what I do

01:10:14.440 those are real

01:10:15.080 things

01:10:15.680 so my actions

01:10:16.780 those are very

01:10:17.580 real

01:10:18.040 you know

01:10:18.660 my feelings

01:10:19.340 are

01:10:19.600 they try to

01:10:20.500 they're real

01:10:20.880 strong

01:10:21.340 because I'm

01:10:21.800 sensitive

01:10:22.200 so I get

01:10:22.700 extra feelings

01:10:23.460 bro

01:10:23.720 like I'm

01:10:24.720 standing in the

01:10:25.380 lunch line

01:10:25.960 of like

01:10:26.360 when your soul

01:10:27.120 gets put together

01:10:27.860 and that bitch

01:10:28.400 just keeps

01:10:29.220 putting feelings

01:10:30.180 on my plate

01:10:30.920 I'm like

01:10:31.840 damn bitch

01:10:32.920 I can't even

01:10:34.660 carry my tray

01:10:35.520 anymore

01:10:36.020 I can barely

01:10:36.720 even carry

01:10:37.300 my soul

01:10:40.300 lunch tray

01:10:41.080 that bitch

01:10:41.380 is feeling me

01:10:42.280 out

01:10:42.700 and so I'm

01:10:44.580 heavy with

01:10:45.140 feelings

01:10:45.480 I always am

01:10:46.440 I'm so heavy

01:10:48.000 with feelings

01:10:48.640 man

01:10:48.980 and that's okay

01:10:51.100 there's nothing

01:10:51.620 wrong with me

01:10:52.160 I'm not a bad

01:10:52.720 person

01:10:53.160 you know

01:10:54.340 it's good

01:10:54.900 you know

01:10:55.200 maybe

01:10:55.520 sometimes it's

01:10:57.000 good

01:10:57.360 you know

01:10:58.360 because I can

01:10:58.960 it does allow

01:11:00.140 me to have

01:11:00.540 extra feelings

01:11:00.920 feelings to use

01:11:01.620 to create art

01:11:02.320 and do certain

01:11:02.860 things

01:11:03.360 but

01:11:04.620 but yeah

01:11:06.120 I have a really

01:11:06.600 tough time

01:11:07.020 connecting with

01:11:07.600 people man

01:11:08.260 you know

01:11:09.620 and

01:11:10.520 there's definitely

01:11:11.660 some women

01:11:12.080 out there

01:11:12.420 I owe some

01:11:13.420 apologies to

01:11:14.180 who have stuck

01:11:14.700 by my side

01:11:15.480 and I just

01:11:16.940 couldn't get

01:11:17.660 it right

01:11:18.520 and they

01:11:20.000 deserved really

01:11:20.760 to have somebody

01:11:21.600 get it right

01:11:24.020 for them

01:11:24.500 you know

01:11:25.680 and

01:11:26.720 and it's okay

01:11:29.300 that things

01:11:30.060 didn't work out

01:11:30.760 but

01:11:31.100 but yeah

01:11:34.660 you know

01:11:35.160 just don't

01:11:35.500 be too hard

01:11:36.000 on yourself

01:11:36.340 but just

01:11:36.760 remember

01:11:37.060 your actions

01:11:37.660 are the

01:11:38.280 things that

01:11:38.740 we can

01:11:39.080 really

01:11:39.400 those are

01:11:40.040 where we

01:11:40.280 can see

01:11:40.600 the proof

01:11:41.140 if I look

01:11:43.120 for the

01:11:43.540 proof

01:11:43.860 in all my

01:11:44.280 feelings

01:11:44.680 man

01:11:45.020 fuck

01:11:45.280 I'll be

01:11:45.580 over there

01:11:45.980 forever

01:11:46.360 that's a

01:11:46.720 lost and

01:11:47.120 found

01:11:47.440 but my

01:11:49.180 actions

01:11:49.620 whatever I

01:11:50.180 did

01:11:50.460 even though

01:11:50.800 if I don't

01:11:51.100 feel like

01:11:51.700 it

01:11:51.940 you know

01:11:53.820 today I

01:11:54.320 got up to it

01:11:54.920 I did yoga

01:11:55.540 for like

01:11:55.920 almost like

01:11:56.440 an hour and a

01:11:56.960 half

01:11:57.080 I didn't want

01:11:57.620 to

01:11:57.840 but I

01:11:58.980 need to

01:11:59.400 do it

01:11:59.740 because I

01:12:00.000 got to

01:12:00.240 take care

01:12:00.620 of myself

01:12:01.080 you know

01:12:01.420 then I

01:12:01.700 went to

01:12:01.960 an AA

01:12:02.300 meeting

01:12:02.700 and I

01:12:03.620 didn't

01:12:03.760 really want

01:12:04.220 to go

01:12:04.560 but I

01:12:05.520 was glad

01:12:06.200 I did

01:12:06.760 you know

01:12:08.840 and

01:12:09.040 and man

01:12:12.100 I was so

01:12:12.540 frustrated

01:12:13.000 even during

01:12:13.500 this episode

01:12:14.120 I've been

01:12:14.440 frustrated

01:12:15.000 but I

01:12:18.580 didn't

01:12:18.960 I was

01:12:19.620 going to

01:12:19.840 quit

01:12:20.140 I was

01:12:21.480 going to

01:12:21.700 quit

01:12:21.860 earlier

01:12:22.180 but I

01:12:22.800 didn't

01:12:23.040 want to

01:12:23.280 give up

01:12:23.700 you know

01:12:24.020 we got

01:12:24.240 a single

01:12:24.580 mom that

01:12:24.980 we're

01:12:25.120 going to

01:12:25.300 reach out

01:12:25.680 to

01:12:25.940 so in

01:12:28.560 about

01:12:28.820 20

01:12:29.280 minutes

01:12:29.540 I'm

01:12:29.780 going to

01:12:29.880 be done

01:12:30.340 with this

01:12:30.680 episode

01:12:31.000 I'm

01:12:31.200 going to

01:12:31.300 be able

01:12:31.480 to look

01:12:31.820 and see

01:12:32.100 even if

01:12:32.380 it's not

01:12:32.640 the best

01:12:33.100 episode

01:12:33.660 you know

01:12:35.560 which I

01:12:36.080 didn't

01:12:36.280 the first

01:12:36.840 30 minutes

01:12:37.400 I'm like

01:12:37.720 god I

01:12:38.120 hate

01:12:38.320 this

01:12:38.520 episode

01:12:38.980 but

01:12:40.780 but I

01:12:43.140 but I'm

01:12:43.620 going to be

01:12:43.920 finished

01:12:44.220 I'm going to

01:12:44.460 have something

01:12:44.880 to say

01:12:45.160 I did

01:12:45.520 my stuff

01:12:46.240 today

01:12:46.680 and now

01:12:49.880 sometimes I

01:12:50.320 need to apply

01:12:50.800 that to my

01:12:51.320 relationships

01:12:51.820 to some

01:12:52.900 of that

01:12:53.160 same sort

01:12:53.740 of

01:12:53.900 but I

01:12:55.600 don't know

01:12:55.800 if I'm

01:12:56.040 there yet

01:12:56.640 but anyway

01:12:58.400 brother gang

01:12:59.120 man and

01:12:59.520 thank you

01:12:59.760 for calling

01:13:00.220 you know

01:13:01.680 and

01:13:02.540 and you

01:13:04.320 know I

01:13:04.580 believe in

01:13:04.980 the beige

01:13:05.420 future man

01:13:06.100 I've always

01:13:06.580 thought beige

01:13:07.240 power you

01:13:07.780 know I

01:13:07.980 believe that

01:13:08.640 one day

01:13:09.540 we're all

01:13:10.000 going to

01:13:10.200 end up

01:13:10.520 the same

01:13:10.900 color

01:13:11.220 somewhere

01:13:11.760 you know

01:13:14.300 in 12

01:13:16.100 generations

01:13:16.700 everybody

01:13:17.420 because every

01:13:20.100 you know what

01:13:20.460 I'm saying

01:13:20.820 everybody's

01:13:21.540 banging

01:13:21.820 Asian

01:13:22.220 girls

01:13:22.680 and black

01:13:23.200 dudes are

01:13:23.680 banging

01:13:23.960 everybody

01:13:24.580 so

01:13:25.280 you know

01:13:27.620 a couple more

01:13:28.000 generations

01:13:28.540 we're all

01:13:29.100 going to be

01:13:29.540 beige

01:13:30.120 dude

01:13:30.440 we're all

01:13:30.840 going to be

01:13:31.020 the same

01:13:31.360 color

01:13:31.780 so then we're

01:13:34.380 going to look

01:13:34.720 back on racial

01:13:35.520 time

01:13:35.780 that's going to

01:13:36.220 be weird

01:13:36.900 you know

01:13:38.180 but beige

01:13:40.500 power man

01:13:41.200 it's like

01:13:41.720 we're all

01:13:43.020 going to

01:13:43.240 end up

01:13:43.600 there

01:13:43.940 you know

01:13:45.760 with one

01:13:46.120 common

01:13:46.500 tone

01:13:46.940 now

01:13:49.300 if beige

01:13:51.140 people ain't

01:13:51.620 pledging the

01:13:52.060 allegiance to

01:13:52.600 the flag man

01:13:53.300 I'm still

01:13:53.660 probably going

01:13:54.060 to say

01:13:54.280 fuck them

01:13:54.680 though

01:13:54.940 so gang

01:13:55.840 brother

01:13:56.120 but I

01:13:57.000 love you

01:13:57.280 bro

01:13:57.500 and thank

01:13:58.120 you for

01:13:58.340 calling

01:13:58.560 man

01:13:58.780 and let

01:13:59.020 me know

01:13:59.240 what you're

01:13:59.540 dealing

01:13:59.740 with man

01:14:00.160 because it

01:14:00.660 makes me

01:14:01.180 it makes

01:14:07.240 me feel

01:14:07.700 okay

01:14:08.220 about

01:14:09.880 how I'm

01:14:10.760 feeling

01:14:10.980 today

01:14:11.380 you know

01:14:13.820 I don't

01:14:14.120 feel like

01:14:14.600 I don't

01:14:17.180 feel like

01:14:17.660 like I'm

01:14:18.540 crazy or

01:14:19.100 anything

01:14:19.360 you know

01:14:20.000 I just

01:14:20.460 feel like

01:14:21.020 I'm human

01:14:22.040 and it's

01:14:23.560 not always

01:14:24.020 easy

01:14:24.420 and

01:14:25.960 we're

01:14:29.280 battling

01:14:29.540 the dark

01:14:30.000 arts right

01:14:30.480 now man

01:14:30.800 is a lot

01:14:31.220 of them

01:14:31.500 they're on

01:14:32.160 the television

01:14:32.800 they're on

01:14:33.460 they're on

01:14:35.760 they're on

01:14:36.640 our phones

01:14:37.280 they are

01:14:38.060 in our

01:14:39.220 heads

01:14:39.760 you know

01:14:40.540 they're in

01:14:41.080 our hearts

01:14:41.580 we're battling

01:14:42.020 the dark

01:14:42.480 arts

01:14:42.760 and I think

01:14:43.280 what we have

01:14:44.880 is each

01:14:45.220 other

01:14:45.540 you know

01:14:46.360 and I do

01:14:46.700 believe that

01:14:47.240 man

01:14:47.620 gang

01:14:49.280 brother

01:14:49.600 alright

01:14:50.400 man

01:14:50.760 let's call

01:14:51.320 let's actually

01:14:52.100 we got a

01:14:52.460 beautiful

01:14:52.760 voicemail

01:14:54.820 that came in

01:14:55.360 right now

01:14:55.740 to nominate

01:14:56.220 a single

01:14:56.620 mom

01:14:56.980 and let's

01:14:58.460 check this

01:14:58.880 out right

01:14:59.240 here

01:14:59.440 thank you

01:14:59.820 very much

01:15:00.540 hey

01:15:02.220 what's

01:15:02.480 going on

01:15:02.800 Theo

01:15:03.020 Isaac

01:15:03.840 from

01:15:04.080 Atlanta

01:15:04.360 Georgia

01:15:04.780 here

01:15:05.200 what's

01:15:05.840 up

01:15:05.980 Isaac

01:15:06.520 Atlanta

01:15:08.700 thank you

01:15:09.560 for

01:15:09.960 hitting us

01:15:10.800 up

01:15:10.980 brother

01:15:11.240 good to

01:15:11.700 see you

01:15:11.940 today

01:15:12.280 first off

01:15:13.400 first off

01:15:13.420 I just

01:15:13.720 wanted to

01:15:14.200 make this

01:15:14.700 video

01:15:15.020 and say

01:15:15.560 congrats

01:15:16.380 on what

01:15:16.700 you got

01:15:17.140 going on

01:15:17.500 with your

01:15:17.740 podcast

01:15:18.340 and your

01:15:18.740 comedy

01:15:19.100 man

01:15:20.120 you're

01:15:20.460 killing

01:15:20.760 it

01:15:21.020 you

01:15:21.540 you make

01:15:22.100 my day

01:15:22.440 every time

01:15:22.800 you upload

01:15:23.280 thank you

01:15:25.300 man

01:15:25.600 um

01:15:27.000 I appreciate

01:15:28.280 you saying

01:15:28.720 that man

01:15:29.260 you know

01:15:29.940 I just

01:15:30.800 happy to

01:15:32.980 be alive

01:15:33.480 today

01:15:33.800 man

01:15:34.220 happy to

01:15:34.700 be alive

01:15:35.240 onward

01:15:35.700 my favorite

01:15:36.860 part of your

01:15:37.240 podcast is

01:15:37.820 probably where

01:15:38.440 you nominate a

01:15:39.120 single mom

01:15:39.740 and that

01:15:40.540 clicks close to

01:15:41.220 home because I

01:15:42.140 actually wanted to

01:15:42.740 nominate somebody

01:15:43.540 which is my own

01:15:44.220 mom

01:15:44.540 I'm 19

01:15:46.640 she's played

01:15:47.480 both roles

01:15:48.060 my entire life

01:15:50.100 the father and

01:15:50.800 the mother

01:15:51.160 she works so

01:15:52.520 hard just to

01:15:53.000 put food on

01:15:53.540 the table

01:15:54.040 every day

01:15:55.160 nine to

01:15:56.000 nine it

01:15:56.320 don't matter

01:15:56.740 and I wish

01:15:58.260 there was just

01:15:58.840 some way to

01:15:59.260 give back

01:15:59.680 which is what

01:16:00.080 I'm working

01:16:00.380 on right now

01:16:01.000 I'm at work

01:16:02.460 right now on

01:16:02.900 break actually

01:16:03.520 but yeah man

01:16:05.540 it would mean

01:16:05.900 the world to

01:16:06.300 me Theo

01:16:06.700 gang gang

01:16:07.640 brother

01:16:07.980 gang baby

01:16:09.140 yeah I think

01:16:09.680 we can uh

01:16:10.280 let's see what

01:16:10.680 we can do

01:16:11.160 here man

01:16:11.840 we got some

01:16:12.800 uh some

01:16:14.240 information right

01:16:15.240 here on the

01:16:15.720 young lady

01:16:16.300 all right

01:16:17.760 yeah let's see

01:16:18.620 if we can give

01:16:19.180 her a ring

01:16:19.660 a ring here

01:16:20.540 this fella named

01:16:28.700 Isaac she's

01:16:29.500 always supported

01:16:30.140 me through

01:16:30.640 sports and she

01:16:31.820 supports me in

01:16:32.520 trying to become

01:16:33.040 a comedian

01:16:33.540 myself she

01:16:34.800 would give me

01:16:35.160 the last of

01:16:35.640 her food even

01:16:36.140 if she has

01:16:36.460 nothing to eat

01:16:36.900 herself that's

01:16:37.480 just who she

01:16:37.980 is oh she

01:16:38.840 looks like a

01:16:39.220 charming lady

01:16:39.940 beautiful young

01:16:41.600 lady she's 55

01:16:43.600 she's been cutting

01:16:44.140 hair for 30

01:16:44.840 years okay

01:16:45.860 well dang

01:16:47.640 girl

01:16:48.140 see if i can

01:16:50.540 look decent

01:16:51.260 and her name

01:16:54.780 is laurie

01:16:55.180 hopes

01:16:55.500 hey laurie

01:17:09.180 what's up

01:17:09.740 what's up

01:17:14.840 laurie

01:17:15.260 hello

01:17:16.660 hey how are

01:17:17.540 you sorry i'm

01:17:18.060 not like a

01:17:18.540 prison guard or

01:17:19.180 anything i'm a

01:17:19.680 regular guy i

01:17:20.560 um i work on

01:17:22.900 a podcast okay

01:17:24.520 sorry i'm not

01:17:25.340 yeah i'm not like

01:17:26.540 a bad guy um

01:17:27.980 i work on a

01:17:29.360 podcast and we

01:17:31.240 have a part of

01:17:31.920 our podcast where

01:17:32.820 people nominate

01:17:34.520 single mothers uh

01:17:36.340 who you know

01:17:37.500 they nominate

01:17:38.200 people have done

01:17:39.100 it over the

01:17:39.520 years and

01:17:40.020 so isaac is

01:17:41.620 your son he

01:17:42.120 nominated you

01:17:42.940 as uh just

01:17:43.700 somebody he

01:17:44.100 really admires

01:17:44.960 and wanted to

01:17:45.440 say thank you

01:17:45.980 to and uh

01:17:47.480 and so that's

01:17:48.140 why we're calling

01:17:48.640 we just wanted

01:17:49.200 to just let

01:17:50.640 you know that

01:17:51.140 uh we love

01:17:52.180 you and so

01:17:52.820 does he

01:17:53.200 and um

01:17:55.760 we wanted to

01:17:56.680 give you a

01:17:57.520 gift he said

01:17:58.120 you cut hair

01:17:58.720 is that right

01:17:59.320 yes

01:18:00.180 all right what

01:18:01.660 you think about

01:18:02.140 this flex i

01:18:02.940 got

01:18:03.260 we wanted to

01:18:09.040 give you a

01:18:09.440 thousand dollars

01:18:10.120 as a gift

01:18:10.680 just as a

01:18:11.240 nice little

01:18:11.740 thank you

01:18:12.220 just to uh

01:18:13.160 just so you

01:18:14.360 could go do

01:18:14.800 something fun

01:18:15.200 for yourself

01:18:15.660 or go do

01:18:16.140 something fun

01:18:16.620 for you and

01:18:17.060 isaac

01:18:17.500 um that's it

01:18:19.940 my name is

01:18:20.300 theo by the

01:18:20.800 way we never

01:18:21.300 met um

01:18:22.500 and that's

01:18:26.020 really all what

01:18:26.540 are you watching

01:18:27.000 you watching tv

01:18:27.600 or what

01:18:28.140 yeah just

01:18:29.560 relaxing

01:18:30.280 what you watching

01:18:31.320 a little bit

01:18:31.780 tell me be honest

01:18:32.580 with me i'll

01:18:33.560 tell you what

01:18:33.880 i like

01:18:34.300 friday night

01:18:35.340 light

01:18:35.700 oh it's

01:18:36.940 good huh

01:18:37.680 yes

01:18:38.260 god it's

01:18:39.780 good dude

01:18:40.520 and he gets

01:18:41.620 in the wheelchair

01:18:42.280 in the beginning

01:18:43.020 i wish they

01:18:43.620 would have given

01:18:44.080 him at least a

01:18:44.660 couple episodes

01:18:45.300 before they put

01:18:46.000 him in the

01:18:46.340 chair

01:18:46.620 jesus man

01:18:48.280 dude i met

01:18:49.640 the guy i met

01:18:50.820 the guy who

01:18:51.440 ends up in the

01:18:51.920 wheelchair one

01:18:52.520 time at a

01:18:52.940 party and he

01:18:53.420 was really nice

01:18:54.020 yeah and the

01:18:56.280 blonde chick huh

01:18:57.620 what season are

01:19:00.620 you on

01:19:01.120 i don't even

01:19:02.900 know i don't

01:19:03.680 know how to

01:19:04.060 do all that

01:19:04.660 you shouldn't

01:19:06.320 know man if

01:19:07.360 i die i'm

01:19:08.140 getting friday

01:19:08.680 lights pumped

01:19:09.460 into my

01:19:09.880 coffin honey

01:19:10.540 it's good

01:19:11.080 and the music

01:19:13.480 in it is good

01:19:14.660 yes um and

01:19:16.960 which girl you

01:19:17.720 think is cuter

01:19:18.380 the blonde or

01:19:19.000 that brunette you

01:19:19.780 like i think

01:19:21.100 the well i like

01:19:22.460 the brunette but

01:19:23.400 the blonde is cute

01:19:24.280 yeah she's a

01:19:26.000 little sassy

01:19:26.660 yeah she's a

01:19:27.420 little sassy

01:19:27.840 she's married i

01:19:28.600 looked at her

01:19:28.980 instagram she's

01:19:29.600 been married for

01:19:30.100 i think for about

01:19:30.560 a year and a

01:19:30.900 half now but um

01:19:31.820 i saw her at a

01:19:33.200 bar once a long

01:19:34.080 time ago and i

01:19:35.000 could have hit on

01:19:35.600 her and i got

01:19:36.020 scared

01:19:36.500 so is that your

01:19:40.960 only son isaac

01:19:41.840 that's your only

01:19:42.240 child it's my

01:19:43.300 only child what

01:19:44.680 would you give

01:19:45.160 him oh what's

01:19:45.700 up isaac what

01:19:46.300 would you give

01:19:46.660 him on a scale

01:19:47.360 of one to ten and

01:19:48.200 be honest with us

01:19:49.100 here

01:19:49.400 uh i'd have to

01:19:53.560 say an eight

01:19:54.200 okay i love

01:19:55.800 that yes

01:19:56.540 yes so where

01:20:00.420 does he show up

01:20:01.020 a little short

01:20:01.700 let's be let's

01:20:02.480 be serious here

01:20:03.460 laurie where

01:20:04.280 does he come in

01:20:04.880 a little short

01:20:05.680 huh making

01:20:07.060 decisions yeah

01:20:08.420 making the right

01:20:09.560 decisions like

01:20:10.980 making his mom

01:20:11.840 get on a facetime

01:20:12.960 with somebody she

01:20:13.740 doesn't know while

01:20:14.520 she's relaxing

01:20:15.460 dang he is wrong

01:20:18.260 for that

01:20:18.940 well i do know

01:20:21.860 that he decided

01:20:22.520 to make a video

01:20:23.220 and send it in to

01:20:23.900 us just to let

01:20:24.620 you know that he

01:20:25.060 loved you and

01:20:25.860 that he cares

01:20:26.340 about you and

01:20:27.460 that he thanks the

01:20:29.600 world of you and

01:20:31.200 um and so we do

01:20:32.920 too and so thank

01:20:34.420 you we just wanted

01:20:35.520 to tell you that

01:20:36.080 and we'll we'll

01:20:37.140 uh have our

01:20:37.600 producer follow up

01:20:38.400 with you guys and

01:20:39.160 and send you a

01:20:39.860 little gift so y'all

01:20:40.580 can go do something

01:20:41.220 fun sometime thank

01:20:42.720 you you bet all

01:20:45.480 right dude enjoy

01:20:46.700 the uh enjoy the um

01:20:48.600 a smash in this

01:20:50.200 season is he in

01:20:50.940 that one yes he's

01:20:52.320 still he's making a

01:20:53.180 decision where he

01:20:53.960 wants to go to

01:20:54.460 college oh yeah

01:20:55.640 god god it's good

01:20:58.460 well enjoy yourself

01:21:01.160 and thank you for

01:21:01.780 taking some time out

01:21:02.580 of your day for us

01:21:03.400 thank you all right

01:21:05.020 we love you bye

01:21:05.760 bye you bet

01:21:06.560 all right gang

01:21:08.180 baby be good

01:21:09.000 all right make good

01:21:10.380 decisions yes sir

01:21:11.980 okay all right

01:21:13.040 oh man that's fun

01:21:17.060 that's worth a thousand

01:21:19.340 bucks right there

01:21:20.160 getting to spend a

01:21:21.280 little bit of time

01:21:21.800 with the uh with a

01:21:24.540 mother and son right

01:21:25.720 there um god that's a

01:21:30.760 good show man it's so

01:21:33.260 funny i've been thinking

01:21:33.980 about watching that

01:21:34.780 show and then she's

01:21:37.700 watching it so yeah

01:21:42.940 man it's just

01:21:43.600 interesting you know

01:21:44.460 the things that i that

01:21:47.480 i put myself into are

01:21:48.780 the things that adjust

01:21:50.120 how i feel um

01:21:52.740 because you can't feel

01:21:55.240 your way into into

01:21:56.280 right action but you

01:21:57.280 can act your way into

01:21:58.380 right feelings you know

01:21:59.720 i can feel all day man

01:22:01.620 i or i can think you

01:22:03.220 can't think your way

01:22:04.040 into right actions but

01:22:05.640 you can act your way

01:22:06.760 into right thinking

01:22:08.280 that's one thing i

01:22:09.920 learned um or have

01:22:11.860 learned for me that

01:22:14.260 might not be true for

01:22:15.040 you but i could think

01:22:16.900 all day man i'm gonna

01:22:17.860 do that i'm gonna do

01:22:18.360 that i'm gonna do

01:22:19.120 this i'm gonna do

01:22:19.700 this one i'm gonna do

01:22:20.420 this but if i act and

01:22:22.220 i just keep doing those

01:22:23.340 things then my thinking

01:22:24.880 it will follow me it

01:22:26.540 has to come with me

01:22:27.460 you know it has to come

01:22:30.940 along so um anyway man

01:22:36.500 everybody stay safe

01:22:38.380 out there you know

01:22:39.080 it's rocky times on

01:22:40.140 the inside and on the

01:22:41.040 out mother nature's

01:22:43.660 playing cards father

01:22:44.580 time is playing cards

01:22:46.020 satan himself out here

01:22:47.840 with a deck on these

01:22:49.660 news channels getting us

01:22:50.860 to buy into whatever

01:22:51.840 you know fear fear you

01:22:54.240 scared they scaring us

01:22:56.900 all um so i think we

01:23:01.480 just got to try to find

01:23:02.380 things that are true man

01:23:03.460 and do our best and do

01:23:06.120 our best to be those

01:23:07.060 things you know i mean

01:23:10.680 we all portray certain

01:23:11.860 things but if we can

01:23:14.860 find a way to share

01:23:15.660 those moments inside of

01:23:16.700 us that are pretty real

01:23:17.800 uh that's what i want

01:23:25.640 i don't want to be laying

01:23:29.500 there in my coffin or

01:23:30.880 whatever and still have a

01:23:34.820 lot of cards to play

01:23:35.900 you know

01:23:36.400 especially not a lot

01:23:39.660 of cards that are ones

01:23:40.980 uh of things i should

01:23:43.680 have said or

01:23:44.460 you know feelings that i

01:23:47.200 was afraid to have or

01:23:48.640 or moments that i was

01:23:51.040 afraid to have you know

01:23:52.500 that's got to be tough

01:23:58.680 deck to be holding on to

01:23:59.800 at the end um but

01:24:03.480 anyway uh thank you

01:24:06.420 guys for being part of

01:24:07.080 my life today and my

01:24:09.060 feelings have changed

01:24:09.740 throughout this episode

01:24:10.560 and and i'm grateful for

01:24:12.760 that uh we'll get back

01:24:15.540 at it um we got jay

01:24:18.400 cutler's coming in for

01:24:19.560 the next week's episode

01:24:20.420 so that should be

01:24:21.700 exciting and i think

01:24:23.820 he's a unique man and

01:24:26.520 so i'm excited to spend

01:24:27.380 time with him um i will

01:24:31.340 be in la jolla this

01:24:32.160 weekend doing some

01:24:32.840 shows i think it's

01:24:33.620 just a i'm just

01:24:34.340 popping through to get

01:24:35.180 some uh get some

01:24:36.660 practice for the new

01:24:37.500 tour so um and that's

01:24:41.460 all i got man you guys

01:24:43.140 be good to yourselves

01:24:44.000 and if you're gonna get

01:24:45.460 wet with something bro

01:24:46.400 if you're gonna get

01:24:46.920 damp make sure it's

01:24:48.900 robert randolph is the

01:24:50.060 one and that you're

01:24:51.760 getting clean with good

01:24:52.660 water baby baptize

01:24:54.540 yourself with something

01:24:55.200 decent gang

01:24:55.960 dirty water

01:25:22.720 red clay mud i need

01:25:27.460 redemption save from

01:25:30.380 the blood give me

01:25:33.060 everlasting give more

01:25:35.900 love i'm there for the

01:25:39.060 waiting i'm lost in the

01:25:41.820 blood god i'm begging you

01:25:45.720 please baptize me

01:25:48.860 you gotta be good to

01:25:50.000 yourselves man you

01:25:51.480 deserve it

01:25:52.100 come on

01:25:53.120 where can you please

01:25:57.920 that time please

01:26:00.100 we all gonna get

01:26:01.380 washed somehow

01:26:02.360 never seen it coming

01:26:07.460 looking at me that way

01:26:10.360 now i'm on my blues

01:26:13.300 seen brighter days

01:26:16.160 ladies and gentlemen i'm

01:26:27.900 jonathan kite and welcome

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01:26:42.340 and as always i'll be

01:26:44.280 joined by the voices in my

01:26:45.520 head you have three new

01:26:47.880 voice messages a lot of

01:26:49.900 people are talking about

01:26:51.060 kite club i've been

01:26:52.400 talking about kite club for

01:26:53.900 so long longer than

01:26:55.240 anybody else so great

01:26:56.960 hi

01:26:57.940 sweetheart he's a deal

01:27:00.000 anyone who doesn't listen

01:27:01.740 to kite club is a dodgy

01:27:03.320 bloody wanker

01:27:04.480 jermaine

01:27:05.200 oh hi i'll take a quarter

01:27:07.560 pounder with cheese and a

01:27:08.940 mcflurry

01:27:09.520 sorry sir but our ice cream

01:27:10.640 machine is broken

01:27:11.380 i think tom hanks just

01:27:15.440 butt dialed me anyway

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01:27:33.740 like and we'll have it

01:27:45.660 so

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 01, 2021

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