This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E360 Ear to the Back

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00:01:48.620 Asheville, North Carolina.

00:01:50.600 I want to let you know that we have tickets going on sale for you.

00:01:54.220 Part of the Return of the Rat Tour.

00:01:57.520 Can't even pronounce my name, tour. 0.99

00:01:59.060 Damn, bruh. 1.00

00:02:00.620 Failure. 1.00

00:02:01.060 You're a piece of shit, kid. 1.00

00:02:05.280 It's at the Orange Peel. 1.00

00:02:07.660 That's where it will be.

00:02:08.700 Tickets go on sale tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. Eastern.

00:02:11.640 The show will be October 24th.

00:02:13.740 Also, tickets are sold out in most places, except for this weekend in Durham, North Carolina.

00:02:19.840 There's a few tickets left for the 9-26 show, September 26th.

00:02:25.040 September 30th in Chattanooga at the Tivoli.

00:02:29.960 October 2nd, Knoxville.

00:02:31.940 October 9th, Wilkes-Barre.

00:02:34.900 October 14th, Minneapolis.

00:02:37.620 October 23rd, Charleston.

00:02:39.820 November 10th, Burlington.

00:02:41.360 And November 11th, Albany.

00:02:43.240 Albany.

00:02:45.020 Albany, New York.

00:02:47.480 All those at theovahn.com slash tour.

00:02:49.840 Um, let's get into the episode.

00:02:59.720 Take a breath, baby.

00:03:02.660 When I was young, they would say, take a breath.

00:03:04.720 They'd come and they'd hold your lungs while you're breathing.

00:03:07.380 The doctor.

00:03:10.240 And he'd put that big cold stethoscope on your back.

00:03:15.160 We had a dude in our neighborhood who said he was a doctor.

00:03:17.720 He'd come, he had a cold ear.

00:03:18.980 One of his ears, he didn't have a lot of blood flow to it. 1.00

00:03:21.100 And he put that bitch right on your back. 1.00

00:03:24.560 And he said he was a doctor. 1.00

00:03:26.340 And I think, dude, probably pedophile, pedophile, whatever. 0.99

00:03:31.480 Pedia, I think, is children. 1.00

00:03:34.300 But damn. 1.00

00:03:36.800 You know? 1.00

00:03:37.260 Mr. Rice, this fella, he hit you with that cold ear.

00:03:41.960 Boy, he put that cold.

00:03:43.160 Mom would take you over there. 1.00

00:03:44.680 She didn't, you didn't know.

00:03:45.760 He said he was a doctor.

00:03:47.920 Nobody was saying they were doctor back then.

00:03:51.900 Nobody was, you know.

00:03:55.060 And he had some type of get up.

00:03:56.840 It looked like a doctor's outfit. 0.99

00:03:59.440 Could have been a damn Halloween costume. 1.00

00:04:01.960 I don't know. 1.00

00:04:02.400 I didn't know him that well.

00:04:03.320 I was a child.

00:04:05.660 But I remember we'd go over there and he'd put that blood,

00:04:07.700 that one of his ears didn't get a lot of blood flow on it.

00:04:11.360 I think it was the right one. 1.00

00:04:13.120 And he'd put that bitch on your back or your front. 1.00

00:04:16.160 Listen to your heart. 1.00

00:04:17.000 And I remember one time when I went over there,

00:04:20.480 I was probably about nine, ten. 1.00

00:04:22.700 Dude, listen to part of my ass a little. 0.99

00:04:24.740 I said, this is really, this seems outside of the medical realm. 0.99

00:04:35.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:36.200 This dude probably, where's his office?

00:04:39.540 Why are we at the park?

00:04:41.640 Why are we at the park, mom, for this doctor?

00:04:44.220 So, there's all different types of docs out there, I guess.

00:04:50.220 But, I don't even know what I was talking about.

00:04:54.980 Anyway, man, a lot of bad doctors out there is what I'm trying to say.

00:04:58.720 A lot of false gods, baby.

00:05:01.060 You know.

00:05:01.740 And, anyway, I'm happy to be here with you today.

00:05:08.100 You know, I know I'm happy to be here with you today.

00:05:11.080 Just, we got a great new song by Evan Bartels.

00:05:15.940 And he played that song, The Devil, God, and Me, for us a while back.

00:05:20.680 And we're going to close out with one of his new songs today.

00:05:26.020 What happened?

00:05:26.840 What have I been doing?

00:05:27.580 Oh, I was in, I hit the road.

00:05:31.500 I hit the road.

00:05:32.500 Man, we had a good time.

00:05:33.580 We started out there in Peoria, Illinois.

00:05:37.060 Out there not far, my mother's from not far from there.

00:05:41.080 And she's an adult now, but she was a child at one point.

00:05:45.720 And, just a hard working area.

00:05:49.100 Pretty simple area.

00:05:51.600 So, we went over there to Peoria.

00:05:54.240 And, it's a little dicey.

00:05:57.360 A little dicey.

00:05:58.680 But, we had a great time.

00:06:01.160 A lot of nice people came out.

00:06:02.060 We did two shows there.

00:06:03.040 Starting off the new tour, Return of the Rat tour.

00:06:06.020 And, kind of got the pieces put together.

00:06:10.160 We went combining.

00:06:11.420 We got in a corn combine and got to go cut corn, boy.

00:06:18.880 This fellow, Brandon, and his brother.

00:06:20.580 I think his brother.

00:06:23.020 I don't know if he's well or not.

00:06:24.420 I don't know.

00:06:24.560 Who knows who's well.

00:06:25.880 But, he's decent.

00:06:26.580 Both of them decent men.

00:06:27.640 And, they took us out there riding.

00:06:30.200 They just, we met them.

00:06:31.480 And, they rode us in their combine.

00:06:32.860 In the corn cutter. 0.99

00:06:34.220 Damn beautiful. 0.99

00:06:35.540 Beautiful young fellas. 1.00

00:06:36.440 I thought they were lovers.

00:06:37.400 They said they're brothers.

00:06:39.120 I said, I bet if we turn our back, y'all be more than brothers.

00:06:42.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:43.600 But, anyway.

00:06:44.960 They were nice.

00:06:45.800 They seemed like nice guys.

00:06:46.960 They took us riding out there.

00:06:48.180 And, it's just wild to think that you're riding through corn. 0.99

00:06:54.420 You're riding through damn cornbread. 0.99

00:06:56.680 You're riding through frosted flakes. 1.00

00:07:00.580 You're just cutting it all down.

00:07:02.800 Just making cornmeal.

00:07:07.040 Corn dogs.

00:07:10.020 Corn flakes.

00:07:11.400 Corn candy corn.

00:07:15.220 Just shooting out the back.

00:07:16.420 I wish the tractor, the cutter actually had a little corn popper in it. 0.98

00:07:22.720 And, it just fed some kernels into there. 1.00

00:07:24.400 You press butter on that bitch. 1.00

00:07:26.180 Or, double butter. 1.00

00:07:27.340 You know what I'm saying, boy.

00:07:30.760 Too much double butter.

00:07:32.060 You're going to have that cold ear against your back. 1.00

00:07:34.040 You're going to have some pedophile out there hitting you with that cold ear on your spinal column, dude. 1.00

00:07:39.820 Trying to touch your ass in a park, son. 1.00

00:07:42.280 Anyway, whatever. 1.00

00:07:43.580 Good parenting.

00:07:44.580 But, what I'm telling you is this.

00:07:46.420 We had a nice time over there.

00:07:49.400 And, we took a day off just to be human and be out there.

00:07:52.140 And, that's all I am is human, you know.

00:07:56.120 That's all any of us are.

00:08:00.320 A lot of expectation out there.

00:08:02.500 But, all I am is human.

00:08:05.440 We had a beautiful time.

00:08:06.520 We went fishing over there.

00:08:09.300 I got a buddy, a friend of mine.

00:08:11.980 It's my brother's good friend named Danny.

00:08:15.160 Big Danny, they call him.

00:08:18.160 And, he really, he looks just like Peter's wife from Family Guy.

00:08:24.500 And, I say that out of love, beautiful man.

00:08:29.360 And, he took us out there.

00:08:30.740 We went fishing.

00:08:32.560 Caught some fish.

00:08:33.720 And, they do asphalt.

00:08:36.000 They took the day off and met us.

00:08:37.500 And, him and his children, we went fishing.

00:08:39.640 And, it was a nice time.

00:08:41.160 And, that was out in Toulon, Illinois.

00:08:44.000 I think, anyway, we hit some small areas.

00:08:47.720 And, then, what did we do?

00:08:50.780 Oh, we rode over to St. Louis.

00:08:56.520 Let me hit this liquid death for a little bit before I tell you about that.

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00:09:24.280 And, I think it's based on liquid death or has in it.

00:09:26.540 Liquid death is in it.

00:09:28.320 Them kids are drinking liquid death.

00:09:32.340 Oh.

00:09:33.980 So, then, we hit St. Louis.

00:09:35.800 I got to throw out the first pitch.

00:09:37.320 And, we stopped along the way and practiced pitching.

00:09:41.920 Because, look, I'm not a pitcher.

00:09:44.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:45.040 I'll throw a bunch of...

00:09:46.420 I'll throw rocks sometimes.

00:09:48.320 I'll throw rocks if I'm skipping rocks. 1.00

00:09:52.560 I'll throw shade at a bitch. 1.00

00:09:54.200 You feel me? 1.00

00:09:56.820 I throw something away sometimes.

00:10:00.540 Sometimes, I throw in the recycler.

00:10:02.280 Sometimes, I don't.

00:10:03.700 You know what I'm saying, boy? 1.00

00:10:04.540 Dude, I'll take an 800-pack of loose leaf and put that bitch right in the trash if I'm really honest with you. 1.00

00:10:12.440 Okay? 1.00

00:10:15.040 If I'm really, really honest.

00:10:16.960 Now, if you want me to put my cold ear to your back and tell you something else,

00:10:21.700 tell you you got measles, I can do it.

00:10:23.440 But, I'm not doing that.

00:10:25.740 This was beautiful, man.

00:10:27.800 And, shout out Stubbles Clap, dude.

00:10:31.120 The guy, he's a beautiful guy.

00:10:32.760 He's a first base coach for the St. Louis Cardinals.

00:10:39.200 And, they got us set up over there to throw out the first pitch.

00:10:41.980 Him and this lady named Emily.

00:10:44.720 And, I'm grateful to them.

00:10:46.920 Bush Stadium.

00:10:47.860 Man, I didn't realize when you go to a baseball field, you go down on the field.

00:10:53.200 And, man, the grass, it is...

00:10:54.760 It is like a...

00:10:59.360 It looks like a barber has been out there all night.

00:11:04.220 You know, it looked like somebody had been out there with just a manscape in the yard.

00:11:07.440 I mean, this thing, look.

00:11:10.720 This thing, it just...

00:11:11.880 Everything was there.

00:11:12.880 The sideburns and the...

00:11:15.200 The outfit, there was just this light kind of gradient.

00:11:19.180 It just all... 1.00

00:11:19.940 Damn. 0.99

00:11:21.120 It was beautiful. 1.00

00:11:23.560 Oh. 1.00

00:11:25.260 Made you want to look in your own ass kind of place. 1.00

00:11:27.700 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:11:28.400 That kind of deal.

00:11:29.260 But, yeah.

00:11:30.440 So, that was really...

00:11:31.320 Dude.

00:11:31.740 And, then you get out there.

00:11:32.780 They had a nice jersey for me.

00:11:34.240 A little Rat King hitter out there. 0.92

00:11:36.080 And, I got up, dude.

00:11:38.060 And, the ball I threw, it was a good pitch.

00:11:42.880 You know, we'd stopped in a few places in practice.

00:11:45.340 It was a good pitch.

00:11:46.280 It was just on the outside of the box.

00:11:50.080 Just on the cusp.

00:11:52.980 So...

00:11:53.660 But...

00:11:54.980 But, it was unbelievable, man.

00:11:57.400 Just to be out there, man.

00:12:01.540 Hey, ball!

00:12:02.260 Oh! 0.60

00:12:05.740 Reminded me of my days out there on the Playville Cubs.

00:12:08.260 And, a lot of people know that I played for Playville Cubs.

00:12:12.760 Some of our team probably died, I think.

00:12:15.940 A couple overdosers and...

00:12:18.480 A couple underdosers.

00:12:19.740 A couple people that never did any drugs but just died anyway.

00:12:22.520 And...

00:12:23.000 Oh.

00:12:25.940 We played it out there on the American Legion field when we were children. 0.97

00:12:29.800 And, the field was damn slanted, dude. 0.99

00:12:31.980 So, every ball went to damn third. 0.99

00:12:33.480 Every ball went to left field, really, eventually. 0.99

00:12:37.520 You gave it long enough.

00:12:39.120 You set a stopwatch in 40 seconds. 1.00

00:12:41.080 A damn... 1.00

00:12:41.760 A bunt would be in left field. 1.00

00:12:44.240 It was just that.

00:12:45.020 This is the setup.

00:12:46.400 It was just...

00:12:47.220 Dude, we had six people playing left field.

00:12:52.040 And, they put me out in right.

00:12:55.560 And, it was just...

00:12:56.560 It was dicey, dude.

00:12:58.940 I've told that story.

00:13:00.240 Playville Cubs or clubs.

00:13:01.900 Some of our jerseys said Cubs.

00:13:03.400 Some of them said Clubs on them. 0.99

00:13:04.640 A couple damn misprints on them, dude. 0.99

00:13:07.340 Beautiful, brother. 0.99

00:13:11.320 But...

00:13:11.840 What else, man?

00:13:13.160 A lot of great stuff.

00:13:14.080 Then, we went over to Cincinnati.

00:13:16.380 We played at the pageant.

00:13:18.320 I want to apologize for anybody.

00:13:19.700 Those shows were loud, man.

00:13:21.440 Just people were...

00:13:22.360 It was just a...

00:13:23.000 It was like...

00:13:23.400 It's like a big bar in there.

00:13:24.940 And, if you've been to a bar, you know there's things happening.

00:13:29.460 People's touching titty.

00:13:30.800 People's, you know...

00:13:32.660 People's texting the babysitter.

00:13:35.600 You see a dude there with his wife. 0.97

00:13:37.520 He's dick-picking the babysitter. 0.99

00:13:40.080 Sending her little freaking meat JPEGs, you know? 0.99

00:13:44.080 This dude's over there. 0.99

00:13:45.000 He's JPEgging meat over to the freaking... 0.99

00:13:47.620 Babysitter. 0.94

00:13:49.280 It's like, dude.

00:13:49.880 What?

00:13:50.100 Your wife's right here. 1.00

00:13:52.260 He's like, she's got popcorn.

00:13:53.900 She's fine.

00:13:55.140 I'm like, alright.

00:13:57.380 Do what you guys do.

00:14:02.680 But, yeah.

00:14:03.460 Still...

00:14:03.900 People came out.

00:14:04.920 They were excited, man.

00:14:06.020 The excitement was there.

00:14:07.560 Cincinnati, we got to this place.

00:14:09.180 The Icon Theater.

00:14:12.060 And, it never had a performance in it.

00:14:13.980 It had been unperformed in.

00:14:16.080 For comedy.

00:14:16.880 It had maybe five rock and roll shows.

00:14:20.020 A couple country music shows, I think.

00:14:24.460 But, then we got there and we did...

00:14:26.320 We did comedy.

00:14:30.260 And, man.

00:14:31.060 That was really, really sick, dude.

00:14:32.700 That was sick.

00:14:33.980 It was about 2300.

00:14:35.260 We had two shows.

00:14:36.520 And, it was just like this beautiful kind of...

00:14:40.800 It kind of has like a...

00:14:42.500 It had like a really...

00:14:45.000 It looked like a futuristic parking garage

00:14:47.200 with nice seating in it.

00:14:50.020 And, it was just...

00:14:54.920 Man, just thank you.

00:14:56.480 Thank you to everybody that came out.

00:15:00.000 And, just helped us...

00:15:01.240 You know, it's weird.

00:15:02.700 Like, taking...

00:15:04.840 Letting go with some of the old jokes.

00:15:07.060 And, trying the new.

00:15:08.000 And, being brave enough.

00:15:09.540 You know.

00:15:10.380 Are they gonna like them?

00:15:12.740 Are they gonna like me?

00:15:14.320 You know?

00:15:19.220 So, on a couple of the shows...

00:15:20.780 I felt like one or two...

00:15:21.900 I felt like all the shows were good.

00:15:23.360 I felt like one or two were maybe a little better than the others.

00:15:25.960 But, that's just...

00:15:26.600 It could also be in my head.

00:15:28.780 I had some people tell me they thought the new tour was better than the old tour.

00:15:32.840 And, they'd seen that a couple times.

00:15:34.600 And, there was still a little crossover between the two.

00:15:37.180 So...

00:15:37.740 But, anyway, man.

00:15:39.960 It was just awesome, man.

00:15:41.720 Thank you for making my dreams come true.

00:15:43.360 I really do appreciate that.

00:15:45.260 And, I want you guys to keep hitting the hotline.

00:15:48.560 Let me know who's listening to the show.

00:15:50.100 What do you do?

00:15:51.720 What do you care about?

00:15:53.680 What scares you? 0.92

00:15:54.580 Hit me.

00:15:55.520 985-664-9503.

00:15:59.820 A lot of unique things...

00:16:01.780 Happen, man.

00:16:05.800 And, I want to say we started the show in Peoria.

00:16:07.760 Because, there used to be a term, if it'll play in Peoria.

00:16:13.140 You know, a lot of vaudeville acts.

00:16:15.260 And, you know, different type of...

00:16:20.260 You know, vaudeville used to be a real...

00:16:23.260 It was people on the run from the law. 0.85

00:16:25.460 It was, you know, perverts. 0.87

00:16:29.420 And, some musicians. 0.91

00:16:31.080 But, a lot of somebody...

00:16:32.340 One dude would get up there and just, you know, play with his wiener for an hour.

00:16:36.360 And, he drew a G note on his nuts or something.

00:16:38.460 People are like, what is this guy doing?

00:16:40.600 You know?

00:16:44.560 So...

00:16:45.160 It just, you know, it's a lot of...

00:16:48.000 It used to be vaudeville was a way to, you know, you could do a crime.

00:16:50.780 And, the next thing you know, you tell people you juggle.

00:16:52.880 And, you're traveling the universe juggling.

00:16:56.160 But, there was a term, if it would play in Peoria, it would play anywhere.

00:16:59.680 And, so that's one of the reasons, kind of, we started over there.

00:17:07.720 I wanted to just have a real small town vibe.

00:17:11.340 I wanted to have a...

00:17:12.020 And, it's not a small town.

00:17:13.160 It's a small city.

00:17:14.100 And, it's a beautiful little city.

00:17:15.460 I was really impressed, man.

00:17:18.640 I hadn't been there in a while.

00:17:20.360 And, I spent one Halloween there.

00:17:23.420 And, I saw some dude in blackface actually...

00:17:28.300 I don't want to say beat up.

00:17:32.980 But, abused a mermaid by a hot dog cart.

00:17:41.200 And, that was at Halloween.

00:17:42.780 And, you know, that's what...

00:17:43.980 What are we going to do now?

00:17:46.020 You know?

00:17:46.300 It was probably seven, eight years, and 11 years ago, maybe.

00:17:49.400 But, and everybody...

00:17:51.240 Nobody died.

00:17:52.080 It was...

00:17:53.400 And, she got some shots in.

00:17:55.500 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:17:55.920 That bitch was fanned up. 1.00

00:17:57.340 So, you know, it is what it is. 1.00

00:18:01.000 And, that's how it all shook out.

00:18:02.780 But, anyway, what are we talking about, man?

00:18:07.460 But, then we...

00:18:08.000 Yeah, Cincinnati, thank you.

00:18:09.140 It was just amazing.

00:18:10.220 I just can't believe that many people came out and care about the show.

00:18:13.340 And, want to be a part of my life.

00:18:14.980 And, it just...

00:18:15.900 I don't know if I tell you guys enough how much it means to me.

00:18:18.980 So, thank you so much.

00:18:20.940 And, I love you.

00:18:23.240 I really do.

00:18:24.620 If I could just take my heart and just cut it into different pieces, I'd mail you one.

00:18:31.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:31.700 Or, I'd give one to your son or your child.

00:18:34.120 Put it in his little lunch box.

00:18:41.100 Dude, my mom used to... 1.00

00:18:42.400 We used to have to make our own lunches for summer camp.

00:18:44.520 And, the worst thing that happened...

00:18:47.520 The worst.

00:18:50.680 You'd make the thing.

00:18:51.940 You'd put the cooler in there with a little Kool-Aid.

00:18:54.420 That was it.

00:18:55.000 Making our Kool-Aid.

00:18:55.800 Sometimes it was too strong.

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00:19:11.520 You couldn't even play hide and go see.

00:19:13.020 Because, you couldn't look around.

00:19:14.280 But, your neck was...

00:19:15.560 If you made that Kool-Aid powder too strong.

00:19:19.520 Because, when I was young, you had to get the powder and get the water.

00:19:22.280 You had to do a little bit of science, baby.

00:19:26.000 Now, it comes pre-packaged.

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00:19:28.860 Now, when I was young, you had to do a little bit of the work.

00:19:34.380 And, I'd make my lunch.

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00:19:37.740 Get the thermos.

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00:19:55.080 Okay?

00:19:55.600 And, most of the counselors, dude, are...

00:19:58.200 You know, work at the bank.

00:19:59.880 So, let's be realistic about what's going on here.

00:20:03.100 We're not doing any sheet metal out here.

00:20:08.580 But, the worst thing that happened was...

00:20:11.580 My sandwich, I'd get me a little sandwich.

00:20:14.320 Usually, peanut butter and jelly.

00:20:18.220 Sometimes, honestly...

00:20:20.040 Double peanut butter.

00:20:29.080 I'd go, no jelly, bro.

00:20:31.820 Sometimes, I might go, no jelly.

00:20:34.760 And, my sisters, I know, would get mad. 0.99

00:20:36.520 We'd make our sandwiches.

00:20:38.260 Sometimes, I would come down before we made them.

00:20:41.280 I would get extra peanut butter.

00:20:43.020 Put it on the inside of the jelly jar.

00:20:45.320 Then, I would have them just think I was doing jelly.

00:20:52.140 Because, that's where I live. 0.65

00:20:53.220 I lived in a place where every freaking ounce was accounted for. 0.75

00:20:57.960 We had a lot of, you know, accounted for ounces, baby. 0.87

00:21:01.740 That's where we were.

00:21:04.460 And, where am I now?

00:21:06.200 I'm upstairs.

00:21:07.320 You know that.

00:21:10.480 You know that, son.

00:21:12.780 But, at the time, I was...

00:21:15.220 It was accounted for ounces, baby.

00:21:17.120 My sisters, the second the spoon went in there, every other kid, the other kids would look over.

00:21:21.740 I'm like, what are you...

00:21:22.480 How much?

00:21:23.460 How much are you getting?

00:21:25.440 How much are you...

00:21:26.500 Mom, look at me.

00:21:27.320 How much are you getting?

00:21:27.920 How much are you getting?

00:21:34.800 So, you had to sneak.

00:21:35.880 You had to be tactical, baby.

00:21:37.360 You had to be tactical.

00:21:39.520 Anyway, enough about me, man.

00:21:41.120 I want to know more about you guys.

00:21:42.820 We got a lot of beautiful questions that have come in today.

00:21:45.200 We got a call in a little while with this fellow named Chad, who was a really best friend of Billy Conforto.

00:21:53.740 So, and so, man, excuse me, man, we are so blessed to be able to speak with him for a few minutes, and, you know, that's just God working in our lives, man, and letting Billy come back to us.

00:22:09.320 All right, let's get into the episode, man.

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00:26:43.540 Here we go right here.

00:26:45.160 We got a call that came in right here.

00:26:47.140 And let's get into it.

00:26:55.580 Hey, Theo.

00:26:56.600 I'm calling you live from the shower.

00:26:59.540 Just for full consent's sake, I am nude.

00:27:02.600 I shower in the nude. 0.98

00:27:04.700 Okay, nude boy. 0.99

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00:27:09.080 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:27:10.960 This dude will put his ear to your back. 0.54

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00:27:13.620 That dude running that fake hospital.

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00:27:19.640 I'm not just nude, man.

00:27:21.340 I'm angry.

00:27:22.340 A little angry.

00:27:23.140 Maybe you can believe that.

00:27:24.380 Because I'm thinking, you should have had Norm Macdonald on your show, man.

00:27:30.820 Gosh, that might be the great tragedy of some comedy of this generation.

00:27:35.240 You and him, neither of you guys played by rules.

00:27:38.940 I mean, you got five from SNL that you wouldn't play.

00:27:41.320 They just simply said, don't make these kind of jokes.

00:27:43.960 And he said, okay, one second.

00:27:45.620 He did that joke immediately.

00:27:47.140 And I know that's you.

00:27:48.700 So, I don't know, man.

00:27:49.880 I hope people can talk about Norm on your next episode.

00:27:52.280 And these two guys, you know, he was and you are.

00:27:56.460 Great, bizarre, dark sense of humor, baby.

00:27:58.540 Thank you, brother.

00:28:00.620 And I didn't mean to cut you off, man.

00:28:02.020 But I think you got a little showery.

00:28:04.120 Hard to hear you for a second.

00:28:05.400 But I feel your sentiment.

00:28:07.340 And thank you for sending in the question.

00:28:10.740 To be naked and call another man is a, it's a, that's a choice.

00:28:17.760 And I appreciate you.

00:28:18.840 Here's one thing, man.

00:28:21.440 It is really sad about Norm.

00:28:24.380 And I'll tell you why I felt like it's the most sad.

00:28:29.060 You know, I texted Adam Eget.

00:28:30.480 I texted David Spade.

00:28:31.820 People that I knew that knew him decently.

00:28:37.360 You know, Norm had been a recluse for a while.

00:28:39.860 You know, he'd really been one of those, whatever it is, that Boston spider or whatever, the thing that bites people or something.

00:28:50.740 Gets, you know, a lot of court-ordered separation or whatever.

00:28:56.020 I don't know if that's Boston.

00:28:56.860 I don't know.

00:28:57.900 I think I'm mixing things up.

00:28:59.120 But a lot of dudes in Boston have restraining orders.

00:29:01.900 That's what I'm saying.

00:29:03.720 Separately, what I'm saying is that Norm was a, he kind of stayed away from people.

00:29:09.860 It seemed like, to me.

00:29:11.580 We reached out to him to have him on.

00:29:14.260 I think there was some discussion about it for a bit between him and Nick Davis or his producer and Nick Davis.

00:29:21.020 But never made it happen.

00:29:23.540 I didn't know he was struggling so bad.

00:29:24.960 I didn't hear even that he was.

00:29:28.240 The saddest part about it is that, or to me, this is all just to me.

00:29:33.660 And I'm just a human.

00:29:37.780 There's not a lot of comedians out there.

00:29:39.860 There's not a lot of us.

00:29:45.500 There's a little bit of comedian in all of us.

00:29:52.380 And I think there's not a lot of comedians out there, though.

00:29:56.200 And so when you lose one of them, and not to mention one of the greats and one of the last ones that would speak his mind,

00:30:05.460 it feels like you're losing a book that nobody has copies of, kind of.

00:30:12.440 That's what it feels like, I think, especially with Norm.

00:30:19.480 I mean, you go watch him back on that Joy Behar show or the one, like The View, 0.99

00:30:24.820 and he's just giving those fucking chubby thoughts the what for. 0.96

00:30:31.520 You can just see they're all afraid to speak anything that's not written on the script from the producers. 0.99

00:30:40.240 And he's just doing what he wants.

00:30:43.020 And he stays there, and he's got the joy of just a Mark Norman the whole time. 0.92

00:30:47.440 Just this childhood fever that they can't even fight with their freaking money-grubbing, trap house, soulless, just lack.

00:31:08.120 It's not even comedy what any of them do. 0.91

00:31:14.920 It's not even comedy.

00:31:16.140 And he shows up and just toes off.

00:31:18.520 They're like, you're never going to be back.

00:31:19.980 And he's like, good!

00:31:22.900 Good!

00:31:24.840 Go watch that clip if you haven't.

00:31:26.440 We'll put it in the clips.

00:31:27.380 That's a special clip.

00:31:28.720 But the sad thing is there's not a lot of comedians, so when you lose one, not to mention one of the greats and one of the rarest types.

00:31:36.400 And I really say this as a fan, man.

00:31:37.960 I don't even, I mean, I am a comedian, but I don't know if I feel like that sometimes.

00:31:43.280 You know, Norm was just a different ilk.

00:31:47.660 To be so sick and not even publicize it.

00:31:52.180 But to be like, imagine you go to the zoo, and they got like a white tiger in there.

00:31:57.660 You know, or white llama or whatever. 1.00

00:32:01.220 And that bitch hides away, you know. 1.00

00:32:04.020 Everybody, the kids come, they're spitting in each other's mouths, 1.00

00:32:06.960 trying to pretend like they're the llamas, spitting in each other's eyes, you know. 1.00

00:32:10.780 Eating fucking llama, you know, llama, you know, little llama dogs or whatever. 1.00

00:32:18.540 You know, just some thick kids over there, just double llama dogging. 1.00

00:32:23.300 Little Tiffany's over there.

00:32:24.680 And she's going to have trouble in junior high, I know that.

00:32:29.060 But you know what I'm saying, man.

00:32:33.660 Yeah.

00:32:34.980 Yeah, it's just heartbreaking.

00:32:35.880 I'll tell you a good Norm story.

00:32:37.020 So, the only one I really have.

00:32:38.900 So, Norm and I are doing a show in Shawnee, Oklahoma.

00:32:45.980 At a casino.

00:32:47.660 And there's an interesting group of people there.

00:32:51.400 You know, it's a lot of D-list celebrities like ourselves.

00:32:56.220 It's a lot of...

00:32:57.900 Oh, the guy from American Idols.

00:33:01.380 Pants on the ground Johnny or whatever.

00:33:03.200 It's Jerry.

00:33:03.780 Black Jerry.

00:33:04.380 Black Jerry's there.

00:33:08.920 He's pulling his pants up and down and up and down. 0.98

00:33:11.960 I think his legs almost came at one point.

00:33:13.980 His pants had just crossed over him so much.

00:33:16.940 But anyway, this dude's in the lobby.

00:33:19.200 He's got his pants up.

00:33:20.420 He's got his pants down. 1.00

00:33:21.460 He's got his just fucking... 1.00

00:33:22.520 He's got an extra... 1.00

00:33:23.740 He's got pants in a bag next to him.

00:33:26.000 Just people throwing pants on.

00:33:27.740 He doesn't even know...

00:33:28.240 You know.

00:33:29.080 He's just pants.

00:33:29.940 And it's just...

00:33:31.000 Ugh.

00:33:31.660 Just pants, pants, pants. 1.00

00:33:33.040 This fucking guy. 1.00

00:33:33.880 You remember him. 1.00

00:33:34.700 Golden Jerry or whatever it is.

00:33:36.180 Black Golden Jerry.

00:33:37.280 Dark Jerry.

00:33:38.440 Chocolate Jerry or something.

00:33:39.620 The singer. 0.99

00:33:41.840 Looking like a fool with my pants on the ground. 0.99

00:33:44.120 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:33:44.600 Then he...

00:33:45.100 Okay.

00:33:45.700 The show ran late because he brought his girlfriend out.

00:33:48.800 Okay? 1.00

00:33:49.680 Like tits in the fucking wild Johnnetta or something. 1.00

00:33:54.700 So he's like... 1.00

00:33:55.600 Look, I love you.

00:33:57.040 Because I think he had to do it with a certain amount of time.

00:33:59.040 He brought her out. 0.99

00:34:00.000 And then he repeated tits on the... 1.00

00:34:01.880 Tits on the side. 1.00

00:34:03.100 Tits on the...

00:34:03.800 Tits on the ground. 1.00

00:34:05.020 I don't know what it was. 1.00

00:34:06.280 This fucking... 1.00

00:34:07.020 I don't even know. 1.00

00:34:07.900 This bitch has got a briefcase full of tits. 1.00

00:34:09.580 I don't know what's going on. 1.00

00:34:11.320 Okay?

00:34:11.740 I'm upstairs, baby.

00:34:13.760 I'm not downstairs. 1.00

00:34:15.300 Dealing with the shit. 1.00

00:34:16.680 I'm upstairs. 1.00

00:34:17.180 So anyway, I'm up there.

00:34:22.100 And finally, it's my turn to go on.

00:34:25.540 And...

00:34:25.900 Because there's a comedy show the night before.

00:34:27.220 There's a poker game the next day.

00:34:28.980 So this is a comedy show I'm opening up for Norman.

00:34:32.020 Norm.

00:34:32.560 Sorry.

00:34:33.620 I'm sorry, Mr. McDonald.

00:34:35.660 Norm.

00:34:37.240 Well, I went over.

00:34:38.440 I was trying to prove myself, I think.

00:34:40.680 I was...

00:34:41.400 I felt probably some sense of entitlement.

00:34:44.740 Or I just went over.

00:34:45.640 I don't know.

00:34:47.180 I'm not a big light runner.

00:34:49.920 I don't know.

00:34:50.900 I have my moments.

00:34:52.200 I'm not like a black guy. 1.00

00:34:54.240 Black guy will run the light two and a half hours. 0.98

00:34:58.080 And that's not even a... 0.95

00:34:59.140 Ask anybody.

00:35:03.380 That's what they do.

00:35:05.740 So anyway, I'm running...

00:35:08.460 I'm black guy-ing. 0.93

00:35:09.380 I'm up there black guy-ing. 0.92

00:35:10.600 I'm going long.

00:35:11.660 Adam Eagat is there with Norm,

00:35:13.100 who I didn't even know at the time,

00:35:14.840 who would turn out to be the booker at the comedy store

00:35:17.760 and one of my closest friends, actually.

00:35:20.020 And I love you, Adam.

00:35:21.280 If you hear this, just know I love you.

00:35:24.400 And I'm sorry you lost your buddy.

00:35:28.620 Anyway, so I go long.

00:35:29.880 And I think...

00:35:30.520 I don't know if this is true.

00:35:32.140 Norm liked to have a pill every now and then.

00:35:35.100 Okay?

00:35:35.620 I think, anyway.

00:35:36.560 I could...

00:35:37.600 I'm pretty sure.

00:35:39.340 I'm pretty sure I think that.

00:35:41.060 Anyway, I don't know if he had a pill

00:35:43.040 and then he...

00:35:46.820 And who doesn't have a pill?

00:35:49.540 Let me start there.

00:35:51.660 I'm not trying to shame Norm at all.

00:35:53.800 And I want to say that.

00:35:55.880 I got some type...

00:35:57.000 I'm sure if you look at my antidepressant,

00:35:58.840 whatever, the thing, the hair pill...

00:36:00.320 There's something in my system right now.

00:36:02.500 I don't know anybody in there

00:36:04.160 who's not on something.

00:36:05.420 Okay?

00:36:06.620 If you've had two mangoes this morning, 1.00

00:36:08.840 bitch, you fucking jungled up. 1.00

00:36:10.520 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:36:11.060 We all got something going.

00:36:13.300 So, anyway.

00:36:15.000 By the time...

00:36:15.700 I ran late.

00:36:16.420 So, I think Norm had kind of...

00:36:17.680 Maybe if he had taken any pills,

00:36:19.120 he had scheduled the medication

00:36:20.540 to kind of take effect at a certain moment.

00:36:23.580 I get up there and I went long.

00:36:25.700 So, I think the medicine

00:36:27.240 had kind of maybe started to come in a little early.

00:36:30.300 Or maybe he was...

00:36:30.960 I don't know.

00:36:32.400 But he gets up there, dude.

00:36:34.080 And he's not using...

00:36:36.380 He wasn't using the whole alphabet.

00:36:38.940 Okay?

00:36:39.240 He was going real just...

00:36:40.800 It was like a lot of vowels only,

00:36:42.920 a couple of M's.

00:36:43.900 Anyway, you know.

00:36:49.360 It was a great show.

00:36:50.760 And the next morning...

00:36:51.760 And Adam Egan was like, 1.00

00:36:52.740 this motherfucker at me. 1.00

00:36:54.240 Just because I ran late. 1.00

00:36:55.760 And I don't blame him.

00:36:57.100 You know?

00:36:58.060 Which would make it...

00:36:58.840 Years later, when I got to the comedy store,

00:37:00.700 it would make it tough for me to get in there.

00:37:02.720 And I didn't know that at the time, bro.

00:37:04.600 I never knew anything at the time.

00:37:05.920 And I still don't know anything.

00:37:07.720 If you frisked me for knowledge, bro,

00:37:10.440 you'd be feeling a lot.

00:37:12.580 You'd be feeling for a...

00:37:14.240 You'd be feeling.

00:37:15.500 Somebody bust you for feeling somebody

00:37:18.200 before you'd bust me

00:37:19.720 for having knowledge.

00:37:22.300 Point blank.

00:37:23.700 Baby, praise God.

00:37:24.880 So, anyway.

00:37:25.680 So, the next morning,

00:37:27.180 I'm downstairs.

00:37:27.760 There's a poker tournament.

00:37:29.540 Jerry Mathers is there.

00:37:31.000 The beaver.

00:37:32.240 And Jerry Mathers as the beaver.

00:37:34.800 He's there.

00:37:36.440 I go say,

00:37:37.540 I'm sorry to Norm.

00:37:41.740 Norm's looking around the room.

00:37:44.260 A lot of chicks in there. 1.00

00:37:45.520 Not really a lot.

00:37:46.400 There's a couple chicks. 1.00

00:37:48.520 They had dudes in there 1.00

00:37:49.660 with bigger tits than women. 1.00

00:37:50.860 It's fucking Oklahoma. 1.00

00:37:52.160 People's thick. 1.00

00:37:53.120 People's double bone.

00:37:54.340 You got a dude in there 0.56

00:37:55.120 with nine shoulders. 1.00

00:37:56.800 You got a dude selling fucking... 1.00

00:37:58.540 selling meat right off his own body. 1.00

00:38:03.240 You know,

00:38:03.480 you go to some of those

00:38:04.300 Middle Eastern shops

00:38:05.200 and they're just cutting meat

00:38:06.140 right off the thing. 0.56

00:38:07.340 This dude's doing that

00:38:08.140 right off his arm.

00:38:09.940 Just right off a... 0.94

00:38:11.240 Just chopping it 1.00

00:38:12.000 right onto a damn bread. 1.00

00:38:13.960 People's over there 1.00

00:38:14.700 buying meat off, you know.

00:38:15.960 People buying 1.00

00:38:16.840 a damn pack of sick subs 1.00

00:38:18.900 right off this dude's tricep. 1.00

00:38:22.160 So, anyway, man.

00:38:23.260 We got it going.

00:38:24.180 Everybody's doing decent.

00:38:25.140 And I go over to Norm.

00:38:28.940 I apologize.

00:38:29.860 And he goes,

00:38:30.980 man, there's a lot of hot 1.00

00:38:32.200 pussy in here. 1.00

00:38:34.520 Isn't there? 1.00

00:38:37.080 And I'm looking around the room

00:38:38.740 and there isn't.

00:38:40.920 There is not.

00:38:44.360 There was not.

00:38:47.120 But I think he's serious.

00:38:49.440 You know,

00:38:49.840 so I'm just like...

00:38:50.940 I'm like,

00:38:51.300 oh, here's a guy.

00:38:51.980 He's a little bit older.

00:38:52.960 Yeah.

00:38:53.740 So I say,

00:38:54.740 yeah, man,

00:38:55.280 sure is.

00:38:55.960 A lot of hotties in here. 1.00

00:38:57.820 And he goes, 1.00

00:38:59.040 the fuck there are! 1.00

00:39:01.180 Right? 1.00

00:39:01.320 And it just,

00:39:07.560 I can't...

00:39:10.380 Man,

00:39:11.500 it took me to another level

00:39:12.960 because here I am thinking,

00:39:14.660 I'm placating this guy

00:39:15.800 who's a little bit older than me.

00:39:17.420 Make him think,

00:39:18.180 yeah,

00:39:18.360 these chicks are hot, man. 1.00

00:39:19.380 I'm going to agree with you.

00:39:20.340 Yeah, bud.

00:39:20.960 A lot of hotties in here. 1.00

00:39:22.900 And the whole time,

00:39:24.060 he knew,

00:39:24.580 he knew he was older than me.

00:39:25.900 He knew that I was thinking

00:39:27.360 he thought these women were hot. 1.00

00:39:29.060 And there it was.

00:39:34.300 You know,

00:39:35.560 he had his own...

00:39:39.740 You know,

00:39:40.420 some humor is a maze,

00:39:41.980 I think.

00:39:46.820 And some comedians,

00:39:48.520 they make...

00:39:48.920 It's a maze.

00:39:51.020 It's a maze that

00:39:52.480 sits between them and the world.

00:39:59.060 And the way

00:40:01.680 that the humor is created is...

00:40:07.200 Is that some people

00:40:10.580 have such a unique maze.

00:40:12.180 Some people,

00:40:12.800 it's set up punch.

00:40:13.600 That's a small maze.

00:40:14.680 It's set up punch.

00:40:17.240 Some people,

00:40:18.000 it's the element of surprise.

00:40:19.120 Some people,

00:40:19.660 it's...

00:40:20.060 It's just extremely direct

00:40:24.840 and dry.

00:40:26.740 But I think Norm just had a...

00:40:28.440 His maze was just different.

00:40:31.640 And I don't think

00:40:32.580 you can create that.

00:40:33.620 I think it's built into you.

00:40:38.700 And...

00:40:39.260 Yeah.

00:40:43.040 One of a kind, man.

00:40:45.120 And he had a great quote too

00:40:46.500 about cancer.

00:40:49.040 He said,

00:40:49.560 cancer doesn't...

00:40:50.240 I think it was him.

00:40:51.880 I don't know.

00:40:52.460 People have been saying

00:40:53.120 it was him.

00:40:54.540 If cancer doesn't beat you

00:40:56.180 because when you die,

00:40:57.380 it dies at the same time.

00:40:59.100 So technically,

00:41:00.260 it's a draw.

00:41:02.580 Let me get this right.

00:41:03.540 Let me get this right.

00:41:03.600 Yeah.

00:41:17.420 Norm once ripped the term

00:41:18.980 battling cancer.

00:41:20.300 In the old days,

00:41:22.440 a man could just get sick and die.

00:41:24.520 Now they have to wage a battle. 1.00

00:41:28.660 Shit. 1.00

00:41:29.440 This is one of those sites 1.00

00:41:30.580 where you gotta pay the shit 1.00

00:41:31.800 just to read the shit. 1.00

00:41:33.600 The local shit. 1.00

00:41:35.080 Like, fuck. 1.00

00:41:37.020 Britney got gunned down 1.00

00:41:39.120 at a Popeye

00:41:39.780 and now I gotta pay $8 to read it?

00:41:43.460 God.

00:41:47.880 But that's what it is.

00:41:49.800 It was that cancer...

00:41:51.780 The cancer dies when you die.

00:41:53.140 So technically, it's a draw.

00:41:55.100 But man.

00:41:56.980 I'm curious to see

00:41:58.020 where he pops up

00:41:58.880 in the realm of existence next.

00:42:01.500 You might see a sheep

00:42:02.480 doing something weird

00:42:03.420 or you might see a...

00:42:04.940 You might see just a...

00:42:09.600 I don't know.

00:42:11.560 A moose.

00:42:13.600 Having quite a time.

00:42:15.540 And that could be him.

00:42:17.200 God bless you,

00:42:17.920 Norm MacDonald, man.

00:42:20.740 You know,

00:42:21.300 and he did...

00:42:21.680 He kind of disappeared

00:42:22.700 out of the...

00:42:23.160 You know,

00:42:23.320 he did that show

00:42:23.960 with Adam Eget.

00:42:25.260 A lot of great

00:42:25.940 Jim Carrey moments

00:42:26.900 from there.

00:42:27.420 And then he kind of...

00:42:28.460 You didn't see him much.

00:42:29.860 But one of a kind.

00:42:31.200 Anyway,

00:42:31.420 I'll keep moving here.

00:42:32.260 What else do we have here?

00:42:35.640 Here is a question

00:42:37.440 right here

00:42:38.180 that came in.

00:42:39.060 This is a video question.

00:42:40.740 Hey, Theo.

00:42:41.800 So far,

00:42:42.700 the AA meetings 0.95

00:42:44.080 and shit like that

00:42:45.480 hasn't related to me 0.98

00:42:46.580 so much.

00:42:47.740 Your podcast

00:42:48.660 has related to me

00:42:49.480 far more.

00:42:50.940 If you ever had

00:42:51.560 any interest

00:42:52.300 in maybe starting

00:42:54.440 somewhat of an

00:42:55.320 AA group

00:42:56.220 of your own.

00:42:57.660 Maybe some of your

00:42:58.820 podcast listeners

00:43:00.520 who could

00:43:01.260 just join

00:43:02.500 with a Zoom meeting

00:43:03.280 or something like that.

00:43:05.260 Just a random idea

00:43:06.800 thrown out there.

00:43:08.260 Maybe there are more

00:43:08.840 people like me.

00:43:09.980 Gang gang, baby.

00:43:11.340 Gang, brother.

00:43:12.160 Thank you for that

00:43:12.760 suggestion, man.

00:43:14.160 And, um...

00:43:15.660 You know,

00:43:16.100 it's so funny

00:43:16.760 that you say that

00:43:18.960 because I was just

00:43:20.480 thinking the other day

00:43:21.580 I was at a Zoom.

00:43:22.500 I went to a Zoom AA meeting 0.54

00:43:23.780 in New York.

00:43:24.440 It was a New York one,

00:43:25.560 I think.

00:43:26.620 Sometimes it's fun.

00:43:27.360 You can get on there.

00:43:28.220 Sometimes they don't have

00:43:28.840 all the passwords.

00:43:29.720 It's hard to get in.

00:43:31.460 But sometimes you get in.

00:43:34.500 You know?

00:43:37.140 The other day,

00:43:37.820 a guy,

00:43:38.280 he's like,

00:43:38.600 I never shared before

00:43:39.420 in a meeting

00:43:39.780 but I see my boy Theo

00:43:40.800 in here.

00:43:41.180 I'm going to share.

00:43:42.920 You know?

00:43:43.560 Made me feel nice,

00:43:44.540 obviously.

00:43:45.940 I mean,

00:43:46.500 it didn't,

00:43:46.920 you know,

00:43:47.600 it made me feel welcome.

00:43:49.700 We all just want

00:43:50.180 to feel welcome.

00:43:51.100 I think it's a thing

00:43:51.880 amongst people

00:43:53.020 that suffer from

00:43:53.820 or just people

00:43:55.900 in general.

00:43:56.380 We all just want

00:43:56.900 to feel welcome

00:43:57.520 in the world

00:43:58.180 and in a moment.

00:44:01.800 You know,

00:44:02.340 I think a lot of us

00:44:03.260 maybe had moments

00:44:04.120 when we were young

00:44:04.640 where we didn't feel welcome

00:44:05.880 in that moment.

00:44:09.900 And I know

00:44:10.540 that's a real particular 0.98

00:44:11.880 and kind of fucking 0.98

00:44:13.000 weak thing to say 0.99

00:44:14.660 but enough of those

00:44:16.520 stack up

00:44:17.100 and it can really

00:44:17.640 build up in you.

00:44:18.520 But the answer is,

00:44:19.220 yeah, man,

00:44:19.560 I just was thinking

00:44:20.260 about that the other day

00:44:21.060 so that what a real gift

00:44:22.980 that you and I

00:44:23.680 are on some sort

00:44:24.280 of same balance beam,

00:44:25.480 man,

00:44:25.660 and you're hitting

00:44:26.100 this idea.

00:44:27.280 I thought about that.

00:44:29.540 What would it be like

00:44:30.160 to have a Zoom?

00:44:32.660 I think when I'm able

00:44:33.580 to keep some good time

00:44:34.580 together, man,

00:44:35.160 I'll really look into that.

00:44:38.080 You know,

00:44:38.920 I'm working with

00:44:39.560 a four-step right now

00:44:40.680 and I appreciate

00:44:43.420 you asking though,

00:44:44.180 brother.

00:44:44.520 I appreciate you thinking

00:44:45.300 about me, man,

00:44:45.980 and I love you, dude,

00:44:46.860 and good luck

00:44:47.680 on your journey too.

00:44:48.940 And if I do,

00:44:49.980 I'll,

00:44:50.900 I hope I'll see you there

00:44:53.540 on the road

00:44:55.460 to happy destiny, fam.

00:44:56.900 What else we got here?

00:44:59.740 Hey, Theo,

00:45:00.860 so I'm watching

00:45:01.520 your show

00:45:02.060 like I always do.

00:45:03.680 thank you very much

00:45:05.740 for watching Young Lady

00:45:06.700 Homeward.

00:45:07.680 Like every night

00:45:08.720 I've been watching

00:45:09.160 for like two or three

00:45:09.940 years now

00:45:10.580 and I'm noticing

00:45:12.600 that you don't

00:45:15.260 really have no 0.88

00:45:16.220 black women 1.00

00:45:17.240 on your show. 0.53

00:45:18.140 Like,

00:45:18.440 I don't think you've

00:45:19.020 ever had a black woman 0.99

00:45:19.820 on either one

00:45:20.420 of your shows

00:45:20.920 actually.

00:45:22.360 And I'm scrolling

00:45:24.460 through and it's

00:45:25.360 like everybody 0.93

00:45:26.360 but no black women. 1.00

00:45:28.480 so I ain't trying 0.94

00:45:30.540 to say nothing

00:45:31.020 when I say nothing

00:45:31.660 but you know,

00:45:32.320 what's up?

00:45:32.780 Because you got

00:45:33.160 black girl fans too.

00:45:35.500 Thank you,

00:45:36.080 Young Lady,

00:45:36.400 for the question.

00:45:37.000 That's a great question,

00:45:38.020 you know.

00:45:39.620 You're right.

00:45:41.000 You're right.

00:45:41.660 I was just thinking

00:45:42.240 about this

00:45:42.740 as you're saying it.

00:45:47.040 The closest we've had

00:45:48.240 to a black woman 0.86

00:45:49.140 is probably

00:45:50.000 Donnell Rollins,

00:45:53.260 dude.

00:45:53.960 Honestly,

00:45:54.520 if I'm real honest.

00:45:55.320 Yeah,

00:45:57.620 I know we asked

00:45:58.300 Miss Pat to come on 1.00

00:45:59.880 recently.

00:46:03.220 She did not want to.

00:46:04.640 She doesn't live,

00:46:06.400 she was living in Atlanta

00:46:07.620 so we weren't able

00:46:08.340 to get her.

00:46:10.100 That's a good point.

00:46:12.320 That's a good point.

00:46:15.860 Yeah,

00:46:16.280 I think I just don't run,

00:46:17.420 I'm not in a lot of circles

00:46:18.940 where I see a lot

00:46:19.740 of black women

00:46:20.420 but I think 0.93

00:46:21.180 I'll have to keep

00:46:22.380 my eyes and ears

00:46:23.300 open more

00:46:24.000 and see if we can

00:46:25.300 find some great guests.

00:46:26.400 I know there are

00:46:26.820 great guests out there.

00:46:31.900 In LA?

00:46:33.000 Yeah,

00:46:33.280 I know there's some

00:46:33.840 good black female comedians.

00:46:35.420 I just got to get out there

00:46:36.300 and get them.

00:46:37.960 You know?

00:46:43.180 Yeah,

00:46:43.520 I'll do what I can.

00:46:44.380 I don't want to do it

00:46:45.220 just because I feel like

00:46:46.400 I need it.

00:46:46.780 I don't like anything

00:46:47.680 like that that feels

00:46:48.480 real forced

00:46:49.040 and I know you're

00:46:49.480 not saying that.

00:46:50.220 but I know

00:46:52.920 a lot of amazing

00:46:53.620 black women 1.00

00:46:54.260 so I'm sure 0.90

00:46:55.640 I can find some

00:46:56.480 I can ask

00:46:57.940 some of them

00:46:58.580 more fervently

00:47:00.480 if they want to

00:47:01.780 come and join us

00:47:02.820 because yeah,

00:47:04.140 we need a little bit

00:47:04.860 of that freaking 0.94

00:47:05.420 chocolate perspective, 0.99

00:47:06.860 boo.

00:47:07.340 I feel that.

00:47:08.800 So we could use it

00:47:09.880 in here.

00:47:10.760 Then we need to spice 1.00

00:47:11.600 this bitch up. 1.00

00:47:13.600 So I feel you. 0.99

00:47:14.520 Thank you very much

00:47:15.260 for the question.

00:47:15.900 That's a good

00:47:16.380 and fair question.

00:47:17.260 Here's a good

00:47:21.880 question actually.

00:47:23.620 Hey, Theo.

00:47:25.100 And you look

00:47:25.760 beautiful by the way

00:47:26.520 too. 1.00

00:47:26.800 Damn, 0.99

00:47:27.000 I shouldn't have 0.99

00:47:27.340 said that, 0.99

00:47:27.760 but damn. 0.99

00:47:31.180 My question 1.00

00:47:31.780 would be,

00:47:32.780 my name is Michael,

00:47:33.640 my question would be

00:47:34.720 What's up,

00:47:35.360 Michael?

00:47:35.600 Thank you for

00:47:35.980 calling,

00:47:36.380 brother.

00:47:36.760 Thank you for

00:47:37.180 being alive today,

00:47:38.320 man on earth.

00:47:39.940 Do you relate

00:47:41.220 more closely

00:47:42.720 to like

00:47:43.820 black culture,

00:47:45.100 ethnic culture

00:47:45.880 and Caucasian

00:47:47.700 American culture?

00:47:50.220 It seems like

00:47:51.260 Caucasian American

00:47:52.580 mixed breeds

00:47:54.300 like yourself,

00:47:55.080 like myself,

00:47:56.540 kind of are

00:47:56.980 starting to get

00:47:57.560 away from those

00:47:58.260 little crispy

00:47:58.800 crunchy white 0.50

00:47:59.640 white folk. 0.98

00:48:01.640 And so just kind

00:48:02.480 of let me know

00:48:02.920 what you think,

00:48:03.520 man.

00:48:04.180 Stay player.

00:48:05.160 Keep it that way

00:48:05.780 all day.

00:48:07.140 Have a good one.

00:48:08.720 Gang,

00:48:09.220 thank you,

00:48:09.600 Michael.

00:48:10.220 It's a good

00:48:10.780 question,

00:48:11.320 man.

00:48:11.560 You know,

00:48:11.860 I think at

00:48:12.540 different points

00:48:13.180 in my life,

00:48:13.740 I've had some

00:48:14.260 different moments

00:48:15.180 and experiences.

00:48:17.900 You know,

00:48:18.460 I always hated

00:48:18.880 rich people

00:48:19.500 growing up.

00:48:20.920 And I'm sorry

00:48:21.400 if anybody's rich,

00:48:22.380 man.

00:48:23.580 But

00:48:23.980 y'all were

00:48:26.700 the enemy,

00:48:27.240 man.

00:48:27.540 You know,

00:48:27.840 I was real,

00:48:29.000 we were impoverished

00:48:30.320 and

00:48:30.760 at that point,

00:48:33.640 sometimes when you're

00:48:34.480 poor,

00:48:35.180 you're an underdog,

00:48:35.980 you gotta have

00:48:37.060 somebody to fight it.

00:48:39.840 You got to have

00:48:41.080 somebody on the

00:48:41.800 other end of that

00:48:42.560 teeter-totter.

00:48:46.600 There's gotta be

00:48:47.420 somebody over there.

00:48:49.600 So I think that,

00:48:50.800 you know,

00:48:51.340 I think that,

00:48:52.040 I think I was

00:48:52.880 angry at the rich,

00:48:55.420 man.

00:48:56.540 And it was a lot

00:48:57.340 of rich white people,

00:48:58.520 you know,

00:48:58.780 where I was at.

00:49:00.100 They didn't have

00:49:00.740 anybody else really

00:49:01.600 to be rich.

00:49:03.480 And my neighbors 0.97

00:49:04.340 were poor white people 0.99

00:49:05.660 and poor black people, 0.74

00:49:07.000 so 0.94

00:49:07.240 I certainly

00:49:09.380 associated more

00:49:10.460 at that point

00:49:11.060 in my life

00:49:11.500 with black culture.

00:49:13.440 And I was in a group

00:49:14.560 of,

00:49:16.040 I was in like a

00:49:16.700 little gang, 0.97

00:49:17.520 we were a shitty, 1.00

00:49:18.080 real shitty gang, 1.00

00:49:19.040 but it was black 1.00

00:49:19.780 children.

00:49:21.380 You know,

00:49:21.940 I used to,

00:49:22.460 I got tickled 0.97

00:49:23.020 by a black man 0.99

00:49:23.940 one time

00:49:24.620 when I was

00:49:26.700 bathing somewhere

00:49:27.560 outside at my

00:49:28.600 friend's house.

00:49:29.980 My friend Devin,

00:49:31.060 who was black,

00:49:32.040 he still is black. 0.96

00:49:34.900 And, 0.95

00:49:35.400 um,

00:49:37.720 yeah,

00:49:38.920 so I think

00:49:39.500 when I really had

00:49:40.420 such an underdog

00:49:41.540 mentality,

00:49:42.180 the only underdog

00:49:43.560 at that time

00:49:44.480 was,

00:49:45.160 it felt like

00:49:45.860 in America 0.50

00:49:46.280 was black.

00:49:47.800 In my area,

00:49:49.020 in Louisiana, 0.61

00:49:49.800 it was just black 0.92

00:49:50.320 and white.

00:49:52.200 So anything that was

00:49:53.320 like against the rich,

00:49:55.360 you know,

00:49:55.600 I remember being a

00:49:56.320 Jesse Jackson fan

00:49:57.800 growing up, 1.00

00:49:59.260 that kind of shit. 1.00

00:50:00.180 now, 1.00

00:50:05.560 things are more

00:50:06.620 merged kind of

00:50:07.620 now.

00:50:10.840 So I don't know,

00:50:12.360 sometimes what cult,

00:50:13.400 I don't know if I

00:50:14.140 associate with a lot

00:50:15.280 of,

00:50:15.980 I think it's a little,

00:50:17.300 I take,

00:50:17.820 you know,

00:50:19.460 I like a little bit

00:50:20.340 of all of it.

00:50:21.100 I also think

00:50:26.180 BLM,

00:50:26.840 during the BLM

00:50:27.640 movement,

00:50:28.060 it made me kind

00:50:28.820 of scale,

00:50:29.480 like,

00:50:30.160 I felt like

00:50:30.880 everybody was

00:50:31.480 on the same

00:50:32.000 page,

00:50:32.340 we were all

00:50:33.160 feeling good

00:50:36.920 about stuff

00:50:38.160 and moving

00:50:39.440 together as a

00:50:40.200 group.

00:50:42.240 Sometimes during

00:50:43.100 BLM,

00:50:43.780 I felt like,

00:50:46.240 oh,

00:50:46.580 black people, 0.66

00:50:47.460 or not black 0.94

00:50:48.440 people, 0.84

00:50:48.820 because that's

00:50:49.140 too general,

00:50:49.580 but that BLM,

00:50:51.260 the movement

00:50:51.700 itself,

00:50:52.020 they don't want

00:50:52.420 to be a part

00:50:53.080 of everyone,

00:50:53.860 they want

00:50:54.240 their own

00:50:54.940 thing.

00:50:58.120 So that

00:50:59.000 made me feel

00:50:59.980 like,

00:51:00.840 unwelcome

00:51:01.500 sometimes in

00:51:02.380 black,

00:51:02.820 in some black 0.78

00:51:03.520 areas,

00:51:05.180 or,

00:51:05.900 or even just

00:51:06.840 in my mind,

00:51:07.580 maybe just in

00:51:08.080 my mind,

00:51:08.660 maybe not

00:51:09.060 actually in,

00:51:10.560 in physical

00:51:11.440 areas.

00:51:13.820 But I'd

00:51:14.460 always felt like

00:51:15.200 we're all on

00:51:15.740 the same page

00:51:16.360 and then some

00:51:17.460 of the BLM

00:51:18.140 stuff was like,

00:51:20.280 oh,

00:51:21.880 this group

00:51:22.480 wants,

00:51:23.760 it felt like

00:51:24.360 a lot of

00:51:24.720 people wanted 0.61

00:51:25.380 black supremacy. 0.97

00:51:26.840 I don't like 0.97

00:51:27.300 any kind of

00:51:27.740 supremacy,

00:51:28.420 that's what I

00:51:28.840 don't like.

00:51:32.420 You know,

00:51:32.940 I never related

00:51:33.560 with redneck 0.71

00:51:34.240 cult,

00:51:34.660 like,

00:51:35.040 and not saying

00:51:35.460 redneck is

00:51:36.060 why,

00:51:36.340 I never related

00:51:37.060 with any,

00:51:39.580 I don't like

00:51:40.840 any type of

00:51:41.360 supremacy,

00:51:42.360 you know,

00:51:42.760 any group

00:51:43.600 that's ever

00:51:44.000 like,

00:51:44.380 we're the

00:51:44.720 group,

00:51:45.300 we're gonna

00:51:45.740 be the, 1.00

00:51:46.440 fuck that, 1.00

00:51:47.420 man. 1.00

00:51:47.640 because that's

00:51:49.540 not,

00:51:49.980 then you're

00:51:50.620 already off

00:51:51.220 my books,

00:51:51.860 man,

00:51:52.200 because we

00:51:52.700 all were,

00:51:53.700 you know,

00:51:54.040 I'm that

00:51:54.320 beige bad

00:51:55.060 boy,

00:51:55.420 eventually,

00:51:55.960 I believe

00:51:56.380 it ends

00:51:57.060 beige.

00:51:59.120 And I

00:51:59.620 could be

00:51:59.900 wrong,

00:52:00.300 sure,

00:52:00.640 yeah,

00:52:01.020 I'm probably

00:52:01.340 wrong,

00:52:01.780 dude,

00:52:02.020 I'm usually

00:52:02.520 wrong.

00:52:03.300 Think about

00:52:03.800 something.

00:52:06.140 And I'm

00:52:06.460 probably wrong

00:52:06.980 about it,

00:52:07.460 dude.

00:52:07.660 but I

00:52:17.220 also have

00:52:17.700 to notice

00:52:18.100 that,

00:52:18.440 man,

00:52:18.580 you can't

00:52:19.020 just,

00:52:20.780 you know,

00:52:21.140 I have to

00:52:21.420 notice that

00:52:22.320 maybe some 0.56

00:52:22.800 black people

00:52:23.280 never feel 0.99

00:52:24.040 right in

00:52:24.580 the culture

00:52:27.020 that's here

00:52:27.580 or that

00:52:28.040 maybe there's

00:52:29.060 something about,

00:52:31.220 you know,

00:52:31.740 I don't

00:52:32.180 know.

00:52:34.680 Maybe,

00:52:35.160 I never

00:52:37.420 thought that

00:52:37.820 maybe some 0.95

00:52:38.260 of my black

00:52:38.620 friends, 0.54

00:52:38.980 they don't

00:52:39.180 feel that

00:52:39.620 way.

00:52:39.900 They feel

00:52:40.560 like they

00:52:40.900 just live

00:52:41.360 in this

00:52:41.640 total white

00:52:42.320 world and

00:52:42.860 it's

00:52:43.020 uncomfortable.

00:52:45.460 I don't

00:52:45.980 know.

00:52:47.280 So I

00:52:47.780 have thoughts

00:52:48.160 like that

00:52:48.600 too.

00:52:49.160 Well,

00:52:50.980 and some

00:52:51.420 of it I

00:52:51.700 think is

00:52:51.980 just history

00:52:52.620 and it's

00:52:52.940 time.

00:52:53.460 It's like,

00:52:53.740 you know,

00:52:53.960 it's just

00:52:54.220 some things

00:52:54.680 it's like,

00:52:56.520 so what I

00:52:59.400 can do is

00:52:59.920 just as a

00:53:00.320 person is be

00:53:00.900 loving to my

00:53:01.620 friends,

00:53:02.620 you know,

00:53:03.160 no matter who

00:53:03.860 they are.

00:53:05.160 Which is

00:53:07.760 what I

00:53:08.040 try and

00:53:08.500 do.

00:53:10.060 That's what

00:53:10.620 I try my

00:53:11.180 best.

00:53:12.900 You know,

00:53:13.480 no matter what

00:53:13.960 culture or

00:53:14.540 whatever and

00:53:15.040 try and learn.

00:53:15.840 It's hard

00:53:16.180 sometimes.

00:53:17.800 You know,

00:53:18.000 I'm at the 0.99

00:53:18.320 damn 0.99

00:53:18.680 at the 1.00

00:53:23.620 salon,

00:53:25.020 the body

00:53:25.660 salon,

00:53:27.400 massager,

00:53:28.820 lady give me 1.00

00:53:29.400 a damn 1.00

00:53:29.780 moon cake, 1.00

00:53:30.520 bro.

00:53:31.240 Chinese

00:53:31.640 snack.

00:53:33.360 And I

00:53:33.920 was like, 0.99

00:53:34.280 damn, 0.99

00:53:34.660 all right, 1.00

00:53:35.000 I didn't

00:53:35.320 know if

00:53:35.600 I'm

00:53:35.760 supposed

00:53:35.940 to,

00:53:36.580 you know,

00:53:37.060 you're,

00:53:37.460 you know,

00:53:38.980 do I

00:53:39.540 jerk myself 0.81

00:53:40.340 off now?

00:53:40.960 What do I,

00:53:41.300 you know what I'm

00:53:41.500 saying?

00:53:41.640 I don't even know

00:53:41.880 what to do,

00:53:42.400 but so there's a

00:53:44.140 lot of stuff

00:53:44.640 going on,

00:53:45.120 a lot of

00:53:45.360 wild stuff.

00:53:48.040 But I think

00:53:48.660 it goes in

00:53:49.140 phases,

00:53:49.560 man.

00:53:49.720 I know that I

00:53:50.220 have both in

00:53:50.860 me,

00:53:50.960 that's for

00:53:51.260 sure.

00:53:53.040 You know,

00:53:53.540 I never,

00:53:54.060 I related so

00:53:54.740 much when I

00:53:55.100 was growing up

00:53:55.480 to black

00:53:55.860 people because

00:53:56.280 I felt so

00:53:57.400 unaccepted.

00:54:09.780 And,

00:54:10.720 but as an

00:54:15.800 adult, I don't

00:54:16.280 know if I feel

00:54:17.060 more like white

00:54:18.200 culture.

00:54:18.800 I just,

00:54:20.120 I don't know.

00:54:21.740 It's a good

00:54:22.100 question, man.

00:54:22.740 I think now

00:54:25.700 I'm a little

00:54:26.020 bit more of a

00:54:26.560 hodgepodge.

00:54:27.780 One culture I

00:54:28.560 see a really,

00:54:29.300 a lot of

00:54:29.760 similarities for

00:54:30.420 me in is a

00:54:31.080 lot of times

00:54:31.580 is Mexican

00:54:32.160 culture.

00:54:34.300 You know,

00:54:34.940 you know,

00:54:38.740 I see a lot

00:54:39.560 of like faith

00:54:40.380 based kind of

00:54:41.300 and not who

00:54:42.060 Mexican culture

00:54:43.200 is really

00:54:43.600 Christian a lot

00:54:44.360 of times.

00:54:45.200 Sometimes I

00:54:45.880 think of faith

00:54:46.540 in a more of a,

00:54:47.340 more of a

00:54:48.220 spiritual sense,

00:54:49.200 but,

00:54:50.000 but I know

00:54:50.940 the Lord is

00:54:51.560 there.

00:54:52.740 But yeah,

00:55:00.120 tight sense of

00:55:00.760 families.

00:55:01.340 I don't know.

00:55:01.820 I think my,

00:55:02.420 now my culture

00:55:03.060 is more like

00:55:03.920 it could be

00:55:04.740 any color.

00:55:06.700 It could be

00:55:07.360 any shade.

00:55:09.340 I think the

00:55:10.100 culture that I

00:55:10.680 pull from now

00:55:11.460 is I try to

00:55:13.540 pull from one

00:55:14.180 where people are

00:55:14.680 being loving

00:55:15.280 and, you

00:55:16.760 know, I see a

00:55:17.320 father, like a

00:55:18.260 father and son

00:55:18.880 came out to my

00:55:19.480 show a couple

00:55:19.980 weeks ago and

00:55:20.980 man, it just,

00:55:23.260 in San Diego

00:55:24.340 and just, dude,

00:55:26.540 I'd have given

00:55:26.860 anything to have

00:55:27.480 a moment like

00:55:28.000 that with my

00:55:28.520 son and then I

00:55:29.500 get to be there

00:55:30.220 for their moment

00:55:30.900 and help be a

00:55:31.540 part of their

00:55:32.000 moment and like, 0.99

00:55:32.920 damn, that's my 0.99

00:55:34.840 culture. 1.00

00:55:36.460 You know, I see a

00:55:37.320 cute little kid

00:55:38.040 walk by and his

00:55:38.980 mom picks him up

00:55:39.920 or something and

00:55:40.480 loves him.

00:55:42.760 That kid could be 1.00

00:55:43.600 black or damn 1.00

00:55:44.460 Puerto Rican, that 1.00

00:55:45.340 kid could be

00:55:45.760 giraffe.

00:55:46.340 And that's

00:55:49.740 really the

00:55:50.180 culture that I

00:55:50.900 feel the most

00:55:51.620 now.

00:55:55.200 I think.

00:55:58.620 I think, man,

00:55:59.560 it's a good

00:55:59.840 question.

00:56:00.260 Thank you for

00:56:00.620 asking, brother,

00:56:01.300 and I think some

00:56:01.860 of it is, but

00:56:04.140 culture, I mean,

00:56:04.780 you know, it's

00:56:05.400 tough because it's

00:56:06.000 like you can't

00:56:06.920 say some stuff

00:56:07.600 you say, oh,

00:56:08.120 well, I love

00:56:08.620 basketball and

00:56:10.140 you'll have some

00:56:11.020 black people like, 0.99

00:56:11.640 well, you can't, 1.00

00:56:12.660 black people don't 1.00

00:56:13.620 just play basketball. 0.65

00:56:14.300 Well, yeah, I

00:56:14.820 know that, but I

00:56:17.340 love things that

00:56:18.300 black people, I

00:56:19.060 love some things

00:56:19.660 that black people

00:56:20.260 are, I just love 0.97

00:56:21.740 something that black 0.86

00:56:22.360 people are good 0.95

00:56:22.800 at, that white 0.63

00:56:23.320 people are good 0.94

00:56:23.880 at.

00:56:24.800 I love some

00:56:25.700 things that

00:56:26.140 Brazilian people

00:56:27.060 are good at.

00:56:29.920 You know, so I

00:56:30.880 don't know.

00:56:31.520 That's a good

00:56:31.900 question, man.

00:56:32.360 It's interesting,

00:56:32.940 but thanks for

00:56:33.360 letting me think

00:56:33.840 with you, man.

00:56:34.960 And thanks for

00:56:35.440 making me think.

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00:59:33.140 Busby and I

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00:59:37.140 Semi-beautiful.

00:59:37.860 I don't remember

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00:59:42.560 Kind of quiet

00:59:43.100 guy.

00:59:43.520 Whispery.

00:59:44.120 Real, real

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00:59:46.720 You didn't know

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00:59:54.580 a library, dude?

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00:59:56.580 But here's a

00:59:58.600 call that came

00:59:59.260 in.

01:00:02.360 What up, Theo?

01:00:03.320 I'm just here

01:00:03.820 listening to your

01:00:04.480 episode with

01:00:05.140 Ari Shaffir.

01:00:06.640 I heard you

01:00:07.480 talking about how

01:00:08.900 you needed a

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01:00:10.240 and, you know,

01:00:12.080 you're kind of

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01:00:15.640 won't be here

01:00:16.120 when you come

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01:00:18.480 you know that

01:00:19.180 just hearing you

01:00:20.980 say stuff like

01:00:21.640 that helps me

01:00:22.260 out because

01:00:22.780 today I had

01:00:23.840 to, you

01:00:24.920 know, I

01:00:26.340 had to call

01:00:26.780 out of work

01:00:27.300 for, you

01:00:29.220 know, being

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01:00:34.420 So, you

01:00:36.340 know, never be

01:00:37.040 afraid to take

01:00:38.120 some time and

01:00:38.700 work on yourself,

01:00:39.360 buddy.

01:00:40.540 We'll love you

01:00:41.200 and we'll be

01:00:41.520 here when you

01:00:41.920 get back.

01:00:42.440 Thanks, bro.

01:00:48.200 I appreciate

01:00:48.620 you saying

01:00:49.020 that, man.

01:00:49.620 That's sweet

01:00:49.960 of you to say,

01:00:50.580 bro.

01:00:50.780 Nice messaging.

01:00:52.420 Yeah, I'm

01:00:52.880 happy for you,

01:00:53.520 man, for taking

01:00:54.000 a moment for

01:00:54.580 yourself, taking

01:00:55.160 some time.

01:00:59.360 Yeah, I don't

01:00:59.840 know why that

01:01:00.340 hit me, Connie,

01:01:01.080 you know.

01:01:01.420 I think, uh,

01:01:02.420 I think ever

01:01:06.380 since I was,

01:01:07.060 you know, or

01:01:07.380 something, you

01:01:07.800 know, I always,

01:01:08.680 I've always based

01:01:09.480 it on, like, if

01:01:10.040 I don't do,

01:01:10.660 everything who,

01:01:13.960 whatever,

01:01:19.600 there's always

01:01:20.240 been something in

01:01:20.960 me that if I

01:01:21.480 don't do, or if

01:01:23.460 I don't behave a

01:01:24.380 certain way or do

01:01:25.160 a certain thing,

01:01:25.940 then I'm not

01:01:26.500 enough, you

01:01:27.220 know.

01:01:29.900 That if I don't

01:01:30.800 work hard enough

01:01:31.660 or I don't try or

01:01:32.780 I don't say the

01:01:33.720 right, like, if I

01:01:34.300 don't do, you

01:01:35.300 know, that,

01:01:40.660 here's what it

01:01:41.240 is, that my

01:01:42.160 value is

01:01:43.060 contingent upon

01:01:44.420 my output

01:01:46.240 and that my

01:01:49.160 value is not

01:01:50.060 contingent upon

01:01:51.420 solely the

01:01:54.400 fact that I

01:01:56.220 exist and

01:01:58.640 that I am

01:01:59.140 me.

01:01:59.440 so that I

01:02:06.540 think is part

01:02:07.160 of the reason

01:02:07.620 why I

01:02:09.280 have that

01:02:09.700 thing where

01:02:10.160 I just feel

01:02:10.720 like I have

01:02:11.160 to just keep

01:02:11.840 going, you

01:02:13.080 know, and

01:02:16.460 I'm recognizing

01:02:17.740 that that's not

01:02:18.380 a, that's a

01:02:18.980 false, that's a

01:02:21.480 false God,

01:02:22.340 man, whatever,

01:02:26.180 that's a false

01:02:26.840 God.

01:02:27.280 because no

01:02:29.800 real, yeah,

01:02:34.060 it's just not

01:02:34.500 real, you

01:02:39.880 know, and I

01:02:40.340 think that a lot

01:02:41.260 of that comes

01:02:41.780 when you don't

01:02:42.280 feel like, and

01:02:43.720 this is a little

01:02:44.200 sappy, man, but

01:02:45.140 this is what I

01:02:45.900 feel and I'm

01:02:46.700 okay, if you

01:02:47.300 don't like this 1.00

01:02:48.120 kind of shit, 1.00

01:02:48.720 then that's fine, 1.00

01:02:49.440 bro, go watch

01:02:50.220 football, fam, I'll

01:02:51.400 be watching later

01:02:52.140 too, but right

01:02:52.780 now, I'm

01:02:54.000 upstairs, dog,

01:02:54.820 and this is

01:02:55.280 what I'm

01:02:55.600 doing, and

01:02:57.080 I'm not ashamed

01:02:57.600 of myself.

01:03:03.480 But yeah, it's

01:03:04.480 like, if, that

01:03:09.420 the value of

01:03:10.220 who I am to

01:03:11.420 you is based

01:03:12.300 on what I do

01:03:13.140 and not who

01:03:13.960 I am, or

01:03:15.780 not solely

01:03:17.620 that I am.

01:03:24.860 You know, and

01:03:25.560 that's like, you

01:03:28.620 know, I dated a

01:03:29.620 gal for a while

01:03:30.420 and I know, and

01:03:31.060 this is the only

01:03:31.540 time I ever felt

01:03:32.220 different in my

01:03:32.820 life about that.

01:03:33.580 actually two times, I

01:03:37.260 dated a girl

01:03:37.800 recently a few

01:03:38.420 years ago, and I

01:03:39.240 know she loved me

01:03:39.960 unconditionally.

01:03:43.820 You know, and I

01:03:45.680 took advantage of

01:03:46.400 that some, but I

01:03:47.760 know that she did.

01:03:51.020 She loved me just

01:03:51.980 because of who I,

01:03:52.720 just because that I

01:03:53.760 was a person, you

01:03:57.140 know, and my

01:04:00.440 brother, you know,

01:04:01.100 I know my brother

01:04:01.640 loves me.

01:04:03.580 Just

01:04:13.240 unconditionally,

01:04:14.460 you know, and

01:04:20.100 I'm not crying

01:04:20.680 right now, I'm 0.99

01:04:21.120 fucking sweating 0.98

01:04:21.820 out of my eyes 0.99

01:04:22.460 because I'm doing

01:04:23.000 work, fam, that's

01:04:24.140 why.

01:04:26.120 You can lift all

01:04:27.140 the weights you

01:04:27.640 want on the

01:04:28.020 outside, but my

01:04:29.320 weight is inside.

01:04:33.580 So, I'm proud of

01:04:39.000 you, man.

01:04:39.240 I'm proud of you

01:04:39.640 for calling.

01:04:40.080 I appreciate you

01:04:40.840 recognizing that and

01:04:42.640 saying that to me and

01:04:43.920 letting me know it's

01:04:44.460 okay.

01:04:45.060 I appreciate that

01:04:45.920 because some of it is

01:04:47.940 just those old stories

01:04:48.920 that are in your head

01:04:49.840 like, oh, man, if I

01:04:50.760 don't try harder, if I

01:04:51.980 don't do enough, then

01:04:52.920 I'm not enough.

01:04:54.520 And I'm not saying

01:04:57.100 I've cured that in

01:04:57.840 myself, but I'm

01:04:58.480 saying that moments

01:04:59.500 like this at least

01:05:00.220 help me recognize

01:05:00.840 it and remind me

01:05:02.920 of it because I'll

01:05:04.720 recognize something

01:05:05.740 and then I get so

01:05:07.680 high on recognizing

01:05:08.780 it that I don't even

01:05:09.780 do the work to try

01:05:10.840 and remember to

01:05:11.860 take care of it or

01:05:12.740 to direct us to

01:05:14.480 see that it's a

01:05:15.280 ghost that is that

01:05:17.240 can be real

01:05:18.780 thick.

01:05:20.820 I got to get my

01:05:21.780 ghost real thin,

01:05:22.800 man.

01:05:26.600 But you know what?

01:05:27.440 I've decided for

01:05:28.020 myself, I'm going to

01:05:28.740 take January off.

01:05:32.540 I'm going to take

01:05:33.180 January off.

01:05:35.740 And I may take a

01:05:36.700 week or two off

01:05:37.300 before then.

01:05:40.780 Now, will I fully

01:05:41.700 live up to that?

01:05:42.340 I might tape some

01:05:42.960 episodes in advance.

01:05:44.160 But in turn, what

01:05:51.660 I don't want you to

01:05:52.360 think if you listen

01:05:53.520 to this podcast

01:05:54.360 every week, which

01:05:57.420 I don't know why

01:05:58.260 you would, but you

01:06:01.920 continue to do so.

01:06:06.240 But I don't want you

01:06:07.560 to think if I take

01:06:11.300 a few weeks off that

01:06:12.420 I don't care about

01:06:13.260 you.

01:06:14.160 That's what I don't

01:06:17.340 want you to think.

01:06:19.860 Because that's the

01:06:20.780 inverse of the

01:06:23.940 whole conversation

01:06:24.720 we're having right

01:06:25.480 now.

01:06:33.560 I don't want you to

01:06:34.400 think if I take a few

01:06:35.160 weeks off that I don't

01:06:35.820 care about you.

01:06:38.080 Because that's not the

01:06:39.000 truth, man.

01:06:39.660 Gang, baby. 0.75

01:06:40.840 All right.

01:06:42.580 Let's get out of

01:06:43.480 this.

01:06:45.960 Let's step out of

01:06:46.800 our emotions.

01:06:47.500 And thank you, bro.

01:06:48.160 And I'm proud of you,

01:06:48.800 man.

01:06:48.920 Take some time, you

01:06:49.760 know.

01:06:54.660 Take the time you

01:06:55.560 need for yourself,

01:06:56.500 man.

01:06:58.160 I'll love you when

01:06:59.000 you get back. 1.00

01:07:00.160 Gang shit, bro. 1.00

01:07:01.080 Praise God. 1.00

01:07:02.920 All right.

01:07:03.360 Let's get him on

01:07:03.980 on.

01:07:04.180 And look, a lot of

01:07:06.640 other beautiful calls

01:07:07.360 came in.

01:07:07.700 One of the things I

01:07:08.620 thought, oh, yeah, I'm

01:07:09.540 stopping a little bit

01:07:10.460 early.

01:07:10.800 I feel tons of stress in

01:07:12.600 my body right now.

01:07:13.600 So I'm going to take a

01:07:14.200 break.

01:07:15.580 Also signed up for one of

01:07:16.920 those things where you 1.00

01:07:17.600 mail your shit in or 0.99

01:07:18.600 whatever to Africa or 1.00

01:07:20.140 whatever, and they check

01:07:20.920 it out or whatever.

01:07:22.540 So I'm doing that.

01:07:23.920 So, yeah, there's like a

01:07:31.980 company.

01:07:32.460 I don't know what it's

01:07:32.920 called, but I'm weaning

01:07:35.980 off my medications right

01:07:37.080 now, doing different

01:07:37.760 things to try and see

01:07:38.940 what's going on with me.

01:07:41.220 And I could just be

01:07:42.260 burnt out.

01:07:47.780 And then I realize I

01:07:48.880 work so much.

01:07:49.760 When I get home, I

01:07:50.440 work.

01:07:50.660 I open my laptop.

01:07:51.440 When I get on a plane on

01:07:52.920 vacation, I open my

01:07:53.680 laptop.

01:07:55.480 I work.

01:07:58.080 You know, I also have

01:07:58.880 employees and I want

01:07:59.820 them to be able to keep

01:08:00.640 working.

01:08:01.120 You know, I know if I

01:08:02.660 miss a week, they miss a

01:08:03.680 week.

01:08:08.800 But I'm human, man.

01:08:09.860 I'm just being human.

01:08:10.780 You know that I got to

01:08:12.340 remember it, too.

01:08:13.860 All right, guys, right

01:08:14.580 now we're going to give a

01:08:15.260 call to my boy old Chad

01:08:16.520 over there.

01:08:18.040 And he was really close

01:08:19.200 with Billy Conforto.

01:08:20.340 And, you know, I'm

01:08:23.660 remember Billy.

01:08:24.340 He really, Billy was

01:08:26.440 a beautiful fellow, man.

01:08:27.420 One of the only

01:08:27.900 homosexual men that ever 1.00

01:08:29.200 stood up for me.

01:08:31.100 Praise God, bro.

01:08:33.520 We miss you, man.

01:08:34.440 He's upstairs, dog.

01:08:35.380 Oh.

01:08:35.460 Hello?

01:08:50.400 What's up, big dog?

01:08:52.260 All right.

01:08:52.920 Yeah, what's up, man?

01:08:54.600 Can you hear me better

01:08:55.500 now?

01:08:56.420 Yeah, I can hear you a lot

01:08:57.280 better now.

01:08:57.960 Hey, man, bro.

01:08:59.260 Dude, so what's going on?

01:09:00.620 Where y'all living at?

01:09:01.680 In a tent?

01:09:02.880 We're staying right where

01:09:03.760 we got flooded at.

01:09:05.320 Oh, really?

01:09:06.800 Yeah, we threw some

01:09:08.800 flooding drought stuff.

01:09:09.780 We're staying on some

01:09:11.060 old sofas and all that

01:09:13.100 waiting for FEMA to

01:09:14.060 try to help out. 1.00

01:09:15.280 Damn, man. 1.00

01:09:16.020 Y'all indoors or 1.00

01:09:16.820 outdoors?

01:09:18.400 We indoors.

01:09:19.420 The same.

01:09:19.900 We just got electricity

01:09:21.000 yesterday.

01:09:22.280 Oh, yeah.

01:09:22.820 What's the first thing

01:09:23.520 y'all did when you got

01:09:24.440 it?

01:09:26.900 Shula, we've been going

01:09:28.320 across the street.

01:09:29.080 They got a church

01:09:29.780 because our water was

01:09:31.120 off, too, so we just

01:09:31.920 had to go bathe on the

01:09:33.340 side where the water

01:09:34.660 came out of the church.

01:09:36.160 Oh, that's a baptism

01:09:37.020 right there.

01:09:37.580 That's what I was

01:09:39.500 saying.

01:09:39.780 I went over there and

01:09:40.440 I was like, I said a

01:09:41.460 little prayer before I

01:09:42.320 used the water.

01:09:44.920 Bro, you triple baptized

01:09:47.600 now, man.

01:09:48.620 You certified.

01:09:49.920 You might be a pastor,

01:09:51.020 bro.

01:09:51.200 One more bath, you

01:09:52.040 might be a pastor.

01:09:53.240 Yeah, that's what I'm

01:09:53.920 talking about.

01:09:54.380 I think the Holy Ghost

01:09:55.420 came into me.

01:09:56.280 Oh, man.

01:09:59.320 Dude, thank you so

01:10:00.560 much for jumping on

01:10:02.520 with me today, man.

01:10:03.760 I just, you know,

01:10:04.620 everybody on the

01:10:05.400 podcast, man, loves

01:10:06.660 Billy, man.

01:10:07.380 Everybody loves Billy

01:10:08.280 Conforto and misses

01:10:09.300 him and misses him

01:10:11.240 being alive, man.

01:10:12.300 I just want you to,

01:10:13.600 can you share with me

01:10:14.960 just a good Billy

01:10:15.720 story or something?

01:10:17.960 Yeah, well, shoot, 0.99

01:10:18.740 shoot. 0.94

01:10:19.000 I listened to the one 0.99

01:10:20.400 when y'all was, you

01:10:21.940 were talking to Billy's

01:10:22.900 brother, Chuckie or

01:10:23.840 whatever.

01:10:24.260 Oh, yeah.

01:10:24.700 No, it's, yeah, we

01:10:26.540 all was talking about

01:10:27.220 you and Billy used

01:10:28.140 to go out and use

01:10:29.200 my, my name, my ID.

01:10:31.260 Oh, yeah, dude, we

01:10:32.180 used your, well, the

01:10:33.100 part, my ID, I lost

01:10:34.860 mine and Billy was

01:10:35.780 always, he used

01:10:36.460 anybody's ID.

01:10:38.180 Yeah, he used

01:10:38.900 anybody's name.

01:10:39.540 I think I got a

01:10:40.140 couple tickets still.

01:10:41.620 Yeah, I'm sure.

01:10:45.440 Dude, we had fun,

01:10:46.720 man.

01:10:46.880 I remember, well, the

01:10:48.620 funny thing about

01:10:49.260 Billy, bro, was he

01:10:50.740 would, like, say if

01:10:52.220 you were at

01:10:52.680 somebody's house, bro,

01:10:53.760 you were at just

01:10:54.480 anybody's house, you

01:10:55.460 were at somebody's

01:10:56.140 house.

01:10:56.960 When that, when that

01:10:57.940 other person went out

01:10:58.860 of the room, he would

01:10:59.600 always be like, bro, I 0.99

01:11:01.840 think fucking Danny 1.00

01:11:03.100 likes me, bro. 1.00

01:11:04.720 And I'm like, I'm

01:11:06.660 like, dude, Danny's

01:11:07.560 nine years old.

01:11:09.000 Like, Danny does

01:11:09.640 that.

01:11:10.600 Yeah, he used to do

01:11:11.500 that to me all the

01:11:12.260 time.

01:11:13.480 Bro, he loved doing 1.00

01:11:14.900 that shit. 1.00

01:11:15.380 He always, he loved 1.00

01:11:16.540 people.

01:11:17.200 He always, like, trying

01:11:18.120 to create, like, a

01:11:18.820 little mystery.

01:11:20.720 Well, you walk out

01:11:21.740 to go use the

01:11:22.240 bathroom, and if you

01:11:23.040 go in there, he's

01:11:23.480 like, you seen the

01:11:24.340 way he's looking

01:11:24.780 at me?

01:11:25.140 Yeah, bro.

01:11:26.760 Like, really?

01:11:28.440 Yeah, dude.

01:11:29.360 Yeah, bro, just 0.97

01:11:30.200 ridiculous, man. 0.97

01:11:32.520 Billy was funny, bro. 0.98

01:11:34.220 And he was tough, too,

01:11:35.260 dude.

01:11:35.460 Tell me, he used to be

01:11:36.680 able to fight, right?

01:11:38.540 Yeah, you know, him

01:11:39.540 and all the, the

01:11:41.340 dimensions, they all 0.59

01:11:42.460 boxed and all, shoot,

01:11:43.880 I even did it for a

01:11:44.920 little while, but they,

01:11:45.840 uh, but you know,

01:11:47.020 they all passed

01:11:47.620 away, huh?

01:11:48.100 Well, yeah, I know

01:11:49.700 some of them did, man.

01:11:50.860 Shecky, Jimmy, and

01:11:52.000 Ronnie, that was his

01:11:53.060 cousins, the fighters.

01:11:56.720 And how they died?

01:11:59.660 Um, I think it was

01:12:00.780 into drugs or whatever.

01:12:03.400 Oh, pills, drugs, huh?

01:12:05.160 Yeah.

01:12:06.080 And Billy hit an

01:12:07.120 embankment, huh?

01:12:09.340 Yeah.

01:12:10.480 Oh.

01:12:10.880 Yeah, and then even

01:12:13.180 Deshaun, you remember

01:12:13.960 Deshaun was the one I 0.90

01:12:15.040 was, um.

01:12:15.560 Oh, yeah, bro.

01:12:16.640 Dating at the time.

01:12:17.840 Deshaun was fine, dog.

01:12:19.960 I was only friends with

01:12:21.180 you because of Deshaun.

01:12:24.160 Yeah.

01:12:24.800 She, um, she passed 0.91

01:12:26.080 away, too.

01:12:26.840 Oh, man, I'm sorry,

01:12:28.440 bro. 0.99

01:12:30.960 Damn. 1.00

01:12:31.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:32.180 I think you had asked

01:12:33.280 her to one of your 0.98

01:12:33.940 dancers or whatever

01:12:35.220 she was going to go

01:12:36.080 instead of, Billy and

01:12:37.200 her was going to go

01:12:37.820 with you.

01:12:38.200 I'm sure I did, dude.

01:12:39.980 I don't know.

01:12:42.160 Oh, yeah.

01:12:43.020 Oh, Billy tried to

01:12:43.880 come to our prom.

01:12:44.760 I remember that.

01:12:45.340 He'd be like, because

01:12:46.160 Billy loved dressing up 1.00

01:12:47.500 and shit. 1.00

01:12:48.320 He's like, bro. 1.00

01:12:49.900 That might have been

01:12:50.680 it, bro.

01:12:51.240 He was going to find

01:12:52.840 him or somebody.

01:12:53.820 Yeah, dude.

01:12:54.380 It really was crazy,

01:12:55.520 man.

01:12:55.620 I'll take this memo

01:12:56.280 tonight.

01:12:59.060 Dude, Billy was the

01:13:00.120 most fun, man.

01:13:00.940 What's something that

01:13:01.580 you miss about him? 0.62

01:13:04.200 Shoot, probably

01:13:05.000 everything. 0.98

01:13:05.840 Probably pretty much

01:13:06.820 his compassion,

01:13:07.700 right?

01:13:08.400 He may have had a

01:13:08.960 heart for everybody.

01:13:09.980 Yeah, he would, man.

01:13:21.660 He would give you

01:13:22.240 one of his legs, 0.91

01:13:23.160 bro, if he had a 1.00

01:13:23.720 fucking, if he had 1.00

01:13:25.580 a wooden leg, he'd 1.00

01:13:26.400 give you that bitch 1.00

01:13:27.040 so you could row a 1.00

01:13:27.760 boat.

01:13:28.500 Yeah, and then chase

01:13:29.620 you with the one leg

01:13:30.380 he got.

01:13:31.160 Yeah, he would, bro.

01:13:32.620 Or try to take the

01:13:34.040 dog Zeebo out

01:13:34.980 walking on one leg.

01:13:36.740 Bro, he would take

01:13:38.420 a wooden arm off 1.00

01:13:39.340 and train a fucking 1.00

01:13:40.120 pit bull to bite 1.00

01:13:40.980 on that bitch, man. 1.00

01:13:43.180 Remember when he 1.00

01:13:43.920 would get the dogs

01:13:44.760 to jump up onto

01:13:45.720 the roof?

01:13:46.360 Yeah, but like

01:13:48.560 sometimes he would

01:13:49.640 hang on like a

01:13:51.380 rope from a limb

01:13:52.680 and he had a dog

01:13:53.860 jump up there and

01:13:54.580 grab it and it

01:13:55.220 won't come down

01:13:55.860 until it jook that

01:13:56.780 rim off the

01:13:57.420 branch off that

01:13:59.900 tree.

01:14:01.240 Oh, dude, he took 0.99

01:14:02.240 a fucking rain 0.99

01:14:03.020 gutter off a whole 1.00

01:14:03.840 fucking, off a 1.00

01:14:05.440 ranch style home 1.00

01:14:06.280 one time with

01:14:06.880 those dogs.

01:14:07.500 I saw him do it.

01:14:08.240 Bro, he was like 1.00

01:14:10.320 the fucking gay, 1.00

01:14:11.040 he was kind of like 1.00

01:14:11.660 the gay Michael 0.97

01:14:12.400 Vick, I think. 0.57

01:14:16.880 He was special, bro.

01:14:18.940 How did you meet

01:14:19.960 him, man?

01:14:20.260 So were you guys

01:14:20.820 cousins or what was

01:14:21.760 that?

01:14:21.920 Because I don't

01:14:22.200 remember exactly how

01:14:23.460 you guys met each

01:14:24.740 other.

01:14:25.820 It was strange.

01:14:28.100 I was with,

01:14:28.660 Deshaun was their 1.00

01:14:29.500 cousin and me and

01:14:31.380 Deshaun started dating

01:14:32.580 in like fourth grade. 1.00

01:14:34.360 Damn, bro. 1.00

01:14:35.680 And she, I guess 1.00

01:14:39.540 we was together

01:14:40.060 about eight years

01:14:41.700 as, you know,

01:14:44.760 during high school

01:14:45.820 and stuff, we

01:14:46.260 wasn't together, but

01:14:46.920 we got back together

01:14:48.360 when I was like 19

01:14:49.400 and stayed together

01:14:50.540 until she passed. 1.00

01:14:52.900 Damn, man. 1.00

01:14:53.640 I didn't know you 1.00

01:14:54.240 guys were together

01:14:54.720 when she passed,

01:14:55.420 man.

01:14:55.540 I'm sorry, bro.

01:14:58.120 Was it kind of hard

01:14:59.140 at the end where a

01:14:59.840 lot of people were

01:15:00.460 dealing with addiction

01:15:01.220 over there?

01:15:02.880 Yeah, I guess it's

01:15:03.800 when Aaron was

01:15:05.660 everybody was

01:15:06.180 addicted to like

01:15:06.980 pain medicine.

01:15:08.120 I don't know when

01:15:08.520 all them people

01:15:09.580 were going to

01:15:10.280 doctors out here

01:15:11.140 and all that.

01:15:12.200 Oh, yeah, man.

01:15:13.500 Well, dude, I

01:15:13.980 remember Billy.

01:15:14.880 So Billy set me up

01:15:15.860 with this girl one

01:15:16.720 time.

01:15:17.300 Did you work over

01:15:18.120 there with us

01:15:18.820 by the restaurant?

01:15:21.340 Which one y'all

01:15:22.080 was that?

01:15:22.720 Broken Eight or

01:15:23.580 something?

01:15:23.980 No, we worked

01:15:24.660 at this place

01:15:25.120 called Chef's, bro.

01:15:26.220 I don't even

01:15:26.520 think they had a

01:15:27.000 kitchen in that 1.00

01:15:27.620 bitch, dude. 1.00

01:15:28.400 I don't know 1.00

01:15:29.100 what we were

01:15:29.620 selling, bro. 1.00

01:15:30.620 Damn, y'all 1.00

01:15:31.400 serving TV 1.00

01:15:32.120 dinners and 1.00

01:15:32.700 shit. 1.00

01:15:32.840 Oh, I think 1.00

01:15:33.340 we were just,

01:15:34.420 bro, people would

01:15:35.160 get this, son.

01:15:38.960 I think, I don't

01:15:40.480 know what we

01:15:40.980 was serving, dude.

01:15:42.900 The more I think

01:15:43.800 about it, I think

01:15:44.280 we had a freezer

01:15:45.100 and a bunch of

01:15:45.940 busboys.

01:15:46.620 I don't think

01:15:47.000 anybody in that 1.00

01:15:47.900 bitch had a 1.00

01:15:48.460 food. 1.00

01:15:49.320 He was in the

01:15:49.960 freezer eating

01:15:50.600 the dessert.

01:15:51.400 Like, hold on.

01:15:53.440 Billy, bring this

01:15:54.320 TV dinner out,

01:15:55.240 son.

01:15:57.040 Billy was so

01:15:57.980 professional, too,

01:15:59.140 bro.

01:15:59.480 Billy loved

01:16:00.260 dressing up for

01:16:01.060 work.

01:16:01.360 He'd be like,

01:16:02.300 oh, your order

01:16:02.840 will be right

01:16:03.380 out, sir.

01:16:04.420 He was always

01:16:05.100 so professional

01:16:06.120 at work.

01:16:06.680 I know, man.

01:16:07.420 I tried to do

01:16:09.740 it, but I was

01:16:10.200 so embarrassed.

01:16:11.100 I was shy,

01:16:12.200 embarrassed to

01:16:12.960 talk to people

01:16:13.560 and stuff.

01:16:14.220 I started

01:16:14.620 stuttering.

01:16:17.320 Like, God

01:16:18.140 dang.

01:16:18.940 Billy's like,

01:16:19.660 yeah, I'm

01:16:21.020 gonna hit one.

01:16:22.520 Yeah, Billy

01:16:23.240 was a G at it,

01:16:24.240 man.

01:16:24.860 Yeah.

01:16:26.060 Yeah, I'm

01:16:26.700 missing, man.

01:16:27.240 He loved those

01:16:27.900 dogs, too, bro.

01:16:28.940 And, dude,

01:16:29.680 here's what I

01:16:30.440 didn't like,

01:16:31.100 though.

01:16:32.180 He had some

01:16:33.000 crazy weed.

01:16:35.240 So we get all

01:16:36.200 gassed up, dude. 0.99

01:16:37.380 We fucking high 1.00

01:16:38.260 as fuck. 1.00

01:16:38.880 And then those 1.00

01:16:39.400 dogs would start

01:16:40.280 looking at me,

01:16:40.840 and I would say

01:16:41.320 he knew I was

01:16:41.900 scared of dogs.

01:16:47.180 And he would

01:16:47.780 be like, he'd 1.00

01:16:48.300 always say shit 0.99

01:16:48.800 like, don't worry, 1.00

01:16:49.480 I'll protect you.

01:16:50.200 And I'm like, 1.00

01:16:50.760 bitch, that's 1.00

01:16:51.200 your dog and 1.00

01:16:51.980 your weed.

01:16:52.620 This whole thing

01:16:53.160 is a setup,

01:16:54.060 dog.

01:16:54.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:58.520 Shit. 1.00

01:17:00.320 Man. 1.00

01:17:00.560 She said they

01:17:01.100 were staring at

01:17:01.960 you.

01:17:02.480 Oh, them

01:17:02.840 dogs are

01:17:03.520 everybody.

01:17:04.220 Dude, it was

01:17:04.760 funny, man.

01:17:05.720 Them dogs.

01:17:07.940 He had some

01:17:08.420 beautiful dogs

01:17:09.160 though, man.

01:17:10.980 So where you

01:17:11.760 at now?

01:17:12.180 You living by

01:17:12.660 the church?

01:17:13.140 What you gonna

01:17:13.540 do, man?

01:17:14.060 Y'all still

01:17:14.480 struggling down

01:17:15.840 there, huh?

01:17:18.140 A lot of

01:17:18.940 people just

01:17:19.380 starting to get

01:17:20.000 their electricity,

01:17:21.700 but I'm just

01:17:22.900 waiting on, I

01:17:24.180 guess, femur

01:17:24.840 or something.

01:17:25.840 There's

01:17:26.200 something I

01:17:26.560 can't really

01:17:26.960 do nothing.

01:17:28.480 Dang, man.

01:17:30.100 Well, look,

01:17:30.800 man, I just

01:17:31.220 want to say,

01:17:31.780 man, out of

01:17:32.500 my heart, you

01:17:33.100 know, Billy

01:17:33.440 did so many

01:17:34.000 nice things

01:17:34.540 for me,

01:17:34.980 man.

01:17:36.980 You know,

01:17:37.640 he just,

01:17:38.400 he stood up

01:17:39.200 for me.

01:17:40.160 You know,

01:17:40.480 there was times

01:17:41.020 he was like a

01:17:41.500 little bit of

01:17:41.820 an older

01:17:42.120 brother.

01:17:43.040 He gave me

01:17:43.680 steroids, bro,

01:17:44.800 that I don't

01:17:45.080 even think were

01:17:45.440 any good, 0.99

01:17:45.880 but I fucking 0.97

01:17:46.340 still lifted 0.98

01:17:46.980 on them 0.99

01:17:47.340 bitches, 1.00

01:17:47.840 dude. 1.00

01:17:48.100 Damn, 1.00

01:17:48.500 bro. 1.00

01:17:51.040 Yep.

01:17:51.640 Your phone's

01:17:52.240 real choppy.

01:17:52.860 What is it?

01:17:54.180 I don't

01:17:55.380 know.

01:17:55.600 Is it still

01:17:56.040 choppy now?

01:17:56.840 No, now

01:17:57.320 it's not.

01:17:58.420 All right.

01:17:59.100 See, I

01:17:59.320 remember when

01:17:59.720 he was,

01:18:00.080 y'all was

01:18:00.380 doing those

01:18:00.800 steroids and

01:18:01.540 stuff.

01:18:02.060 Oh, yeah,

01:18:03.000 boy, we

01:18:03.500 was doused,

01:18:04.280 dude, we 0.99

01:18:04.600 was fucking 0.99

01:18:05.220 jacked. 1.00

01:18:08.220 And Billy

01:18:08.840 would always

01:18:09.260 wear these

01:18:09.600 blue shorts.

01:18:10.460 He'd be like,

01:18:10.840 bro, I can't

01:18:11.360 go to the

01:18:11.800 gym, man.

01:18:12.200 I can't

01:18:12.540 find my

01:18:12.860 blue shorts.

01:18:14.840 I'm like,

01:18:15.620 dog, get 0.90

01:18:16.260 some other

01:18:16.740 shorts, man.

01:18:18.340 Well,

01:18:19.040 some short

01:18:20.580 shorts for the

01:18:21.220 guys to look.

01:18:21.900 I think it

01:18:23.940 was like some

01:18:24.520 boring shorts.

01:18:25.600 I don't know

01:18:25.980 what it was,

01:18:26.740 dude, but he'd

01:18:27.420 always be like,

01:18:27.920 bro, I think

01:18:28.400 that guy over

01:18:29.120 there is looking

01:18:29.780 at me.

01:18:30.780 And it would

01:18:31.300 be like a 0.54

01:18:31.700 blind dude,

01:18:32.560 some blind

01:18:33.120 dude in a 1.00

01:18:33.520 fucking stand 1.00

01:18:34.080 in there with 1.00

01:18:34.400 a walk and

01:18:35.300 stuck.

01:18:35.560 I'm like,

01:18:35.780 that dude's 1.00

01:18:36.200 fucking blind, 1.00

01:18:37.320 bro. 1.00

01:18:37.540 No, he's

01:18:40.140 not.

01:18:41.520 No, he's

01:18:41.800 not.

01:18:42.060 Yeah, no,

01:18:42.840 he's not. 0.99

01:18:43.240 He's fucking 0.97

01:18:43.400 straight at me. 0.99

01:18:44.100 He's got one

01:18:44.540 out of it. 1.00

01:18:45.340 The fucking 1.00

01:18:45.700 cashier, 1.00

01:18:46.460 the fucking 1.00

01:18:46.800 coke stand. 1.00

01:18:49.200 Man, Billy.

01:18:49.980 Oh, dude, so

01:18:50.740 Billy one time

01:18:51.480 set me up with

01:18:52.100 a girl.

01:18:53.060 So he gave

01:18:53.760 me a Soma

01:18:54.400 pill.

01:18:54.800 He's like,

01:18:55.060 this will help

01:18:55.460 you relax,

01:18:56.120 right?

01:18:57.920 Dude, I've

01:18:59.100 never taken a 0.99

01:19:00.080 fucking Soma 0.99

01:19:00.840 pill in my 0.99

01:19:01.460 life, right?

01:19:02.980 So first off,

01:19:04.000 about nine

01:19:04.620 minutes after he

01:19:05.240 gives it to me,

01:19:05.760 I take a right

01:19:06.440 turn.

01:19:06.840 And I took

01:19:08.000 it about 30

01:19:08.800 yards after

01:19:10.000 the turn,

01:19:10.620 right?

01:19:11.400 So I drove

01:19:12.320 right into a 1.00

01:19:13.260 fucking ditch, 1.00

01:19:13.980 right? 1.00

01:19:16.740 See, I know

01:19:17.420 the Somas were 0.99

01:19:18.360 like, what,

01:19:18.880 muscle relaxer

01:19:19.900 thing?

01:19:20.300 I was with

01:19:21.580 Billy one time

01:19:22.260 and he gave

01:19:22.680 me like,

01:19:23.740 he told me to

01:19:24.700 take like two

01:19:25.660 of them or

01:19:26.100 whatever.

01:19:26.400 He's like,

01:19:26.640 here, take

01:19:27.020 this.

01:19:27.540 I was riding

01:19:28.040 with him back

01:19:28.460 from the

01:19:28.740 doctor.

01:19:29.520 He was going

01:19:30.680 to the doctor

01:19:31.180 and I said,

01:19:32.100 well, I'm

01:19:32.300 hungry, bro.

01:19:33.260 So we stopped

01:19:34.020 at a Taco

01:19:34.540 Bell and I

01:19:35.580 guess the Somas 0.99

01:19:36.360 would make you

01:19:36.980 like shake

01:19:37.820 or whatever.

01:19:38.880 I got a Taco

01:19:39.560 Supreme.

01:19:40.300 I went to

01:19:40.640 sit down.

01:19:41.600 I guess when

01:19:42.360 it kicked 0.86

01:19:42.740 in, I shook

01:19:43.760 all the Supreme

01:19:44.480 off.

01:19:44.880 They had

01:19:45.120 nothing but

01:19:45.480 meat left. 1.00

01:19:45.960 Oh, damn, bro. 1.00

01:19:49.180 Damn. 1.00

01:19:50.020 You ever 1.00

01:19:50.580 been so

01:19:51.160 filled up?

01:19:52.400 You shook

01:19:52.880 the Supreme

01:19:53.720 off a Taco,

01:19:54.880 bro.

01:19:55.940 I'm like,

01:19:56.340 what's wrong?

01:19:57.240 Why am I shaking?

01:19:58.420 He's like,

01:19:58.880 come on,

01:19:59.420 they're looking

01:19:59.760 at you,

01:20:00.140 it's time to

01:20:00.580 go.

01:20:00.920 I'm like,

01:20:01.160 what did

01:20:01.460 you give me? 1.00

01:20:03.760 Damn, dude. 1.00

01:20:04.560 You leave out 1.00

01:20:05.340 of there with

01:20:05.680 your, it looks

01:20:06.240 like a dog

01:20:06.820 that just got

01:20:07.260 a haircut on

01:20:08.000 the table

01:20:08.420 that's just

01:20:08.880 toppings.

01:20:09.340 I got a

01:20:16.280 shell and

01:20:16.780 the meat

01:20:17.120 left.

01:20:18.160 Shook my

01:20:18.720 whole Supreme

01:20:19.360 off. 1.00

01:20:20.380 Damn, boy. 1.00

01:20:21.960 Dude, 1.00

01:20:22.500 them somers 1.00

01:20:23.000 will take

01:20:23.340 you Supreme,

01:20:24.080 baby. 1.00

01:20:25.360 Them bitches 1.00

01:20:26.020 make your 1.00

01:20:26.440 fucking lips 1.00

01:20:27.040 wet and 1.00

01:20:27.420 they'll take

01:20:27.800 you Supreme.

01:20:28.780 So then,

01:20:29.360 look what

01:20:29.580 happened was,

01:20:30.520 bro.

01:20:30.780 He still

01:20:32.160 said, bro,

01:20:32.740 you can't

01:20:33.140 stand this

01:20:33.660 girl up,

01:20:34.300 dude.

01:20:34.540 You gotta

01:20:35.440 be a

01:20:35.820 gentleman,

01:20:36.360 bro.

01:20:37.100 I'm like,

01:20:37.500 stand this

01:20:38.060 girl up?

01:20:38.460 I said,

01:20:38.700 I can't

01:20:39.140 stand up.

01:20:40.560 He's like, 1.00

01:20:41.000 fuck it, 1.00

01:20:41.380 bro. 1.00

01:20:41.520 I got you,

01:20:42.120 dog.

01:20:42.920 So we

01:20:43.320 go to,

01:20:44.040 we go to

01:20:44.500 this nightclub

01:20:45.280 over there

01:20:45.800 in Fat

01:20:46.260 City,

01:20:46.680 right?

01:20:48.420 Right over

01:20:48.980 there in

01:20:49.300 Metairie when

01:20:49.780 you get off

01:20:50.160 the causeway.

01:20:50.820 We go over

01:20:51.320 there.

01:20:52.280 Dude,

01:20:52.640 I'm probably

01:20:53.040 on Escapade

01:20:54.520 or Kenny's

01:20:55.300 QS,

01:20:55.920 huh? 1.00

01:20:56.140 Some shithole, 1.00

01:20:57.520 dude. 0.99

01:20:57.680 It was dicey,

01:20:58.740 bro.

01:20:59.120 There was a

01:20:59.640 lot of people

01:21:00.320 in there.

01:21:01.040 Some dude

01:21:01.340 drinking cologne

01:21:02.360 in the corner.

01:21:04.960 Dicey.

01:21:05.980 It had a

01:21:06.480 boxing ring in

01:21:07.340 the middle of

01:21:07.940 the club,

01:21:08.360 like dicey,

01:21:09.540 okay?

01:21:10.900 But,

01:21:11.520 so anyway,

01:21:13.000 Billy walks,

01:21:14.060 I can't even

01:21:14.640 stand up,

01:21:15.320 dude.

01:21:15.480 I can't even

01:21:16.000 stand up.

01:21:17.160 It's like

01:21:17.560 weekend at 1.00

01:21:18.940 fucking Bernie's, 1.00

01:21:20.420 dude. 1.00

01:21:20.660 He walks me

01:21:21.700 in there.

01:21:23.600 He's like,

01:21:24.240 bro,

01:21:24.460 nobody will

01:21:24.960 notice if we

01:21:25.440 play that song

01:21:26.060 Electric Slide,

01:21:27.060 right?

01:21:27.220 He puts that 1.00

01:21:27.740 bitch on the 1.00

01:21:28.260 jukebox. 1.00

01:21:29.020 I'm like, 1.00

01:21:29.440 what the fuck, 1.00

01:21:30.420 dude? 1.00

01:21:31.260 So fast forward

01:21:32.180 anyway,

01:21:33.360 he's like,

01:21:33.940 dude,

01:21:34.160 the girl shows

01:21:35.620 up,

01:21:35.900 I can't even

01:21:36.320 see her.

01:21:36.960 That's how 0.99

01:21:37.340 fucking high I 0.98

01:21:37.980 can't even see 1.00

01:21:38.620 her.

01:21:40.300 She ends up

01:21:41.200 being nice.

01:21:41.780 She gives me a

01:21:42.380 ride home across

01:21:43.280 the causeway back

01:21:44.220 to Mandeville.

01:21:48.220 Bruh,

01:21:49.200 at some point I

01:21:50.480 was so sick,

01:21:51.300 it's just me and

01:21:51.900 her.

01:21:52.440 She's driving my 0.98

01:21:53.280 car back.

01:21:53.960 I puked all

01:21:55.020 over her.

01:21:57.280 So,

01:21:58.200 bro,

01:21:58.880 I get home in

01:21:59.880 the morning,

01:22:00.300 I come out

01:22:02.840 to my car,

01:22:03.540 the whole

01:22:04.260 inside is filled

01:22:04.980 with puke,

01:22:05.400 except for the

01:22:06.120 space where she

01:22:06.900 had been sitting

01:22:07.600 driving.

01:22:10.660 And I don't

01:22:11.300 know where she

01:22:11.900 is,

01:22:12.380 bro.

01:22:14.660 You've never

01:22:15.240 seen her since,

01:22:16.120 huh?

01:22:16.440 I've never seen

01:22:17.340 her since,

01:22:18.120 dude. 1.00

01:22:20.660 But damn, 0.99

01:22:21.580 Billy always had 0.99

01:22:22.460 an adventure,

01:22:23.220 man. 1.00

01:22:25.420 She's crazy, 0.99

01:22:26.320 you know? 0.99

01:22:26.820 That's a lot,

01:22:27.500 man.

01:22:27.860 Well,

01:22:28.080 look,

01:22:28.280 man,

01:22:28.440 on behalf of

01:22:28.800 the podcast,

01:22:29.480 man,

01:22:29.620 we're going

01:22:29.840 to send you

01:22:30.140 500 bucks

01:22:30.760 just to 1.00

01:22:31.120 fucking put 0.99

01:22:31.800 a little 1.00

01:22:32.020 jingle in

01:22:32.500 the pocket

01:22:32.920 over there,

01:22:33.400 buy some 1.00

01:22:33.800 fucking 1.00

01:22:34.060 dinner for 1.00

01:22:34.540 your boy,

01:22:35.040 buy some

01:22:35.380 Popeye's for

01:22:36.020 your neighbor

01:22:36.500 or whatever.

01:22:38.560 And I just

01:22:39.120 want to say,

01:22:39.540 man,

01:22:39.620 I love you,

01:22:40.100 bro,

01:22:40.340 and I love

01:22:40.780 Billy,

01:22:41.160 man,

01:22:41.560 and thanks for

01:22:42.580 jumping on a

01:22:43.100 call today with

01:22:43.800 me.

01:22:44.940 Yeah,

01:22:45.300 all right,

01:22:45.660 I love you

01:22:46.060 too,

01:22:46.320 bro.

01:22:47.360 I'm still

01:22:47.820 going to keep

01:22:48.180 in touch with

01:22:48.700 you,

01:22:48.880 man.

01:22:49.200 Yeah,

01:22:49.560 100%,

01:22:50.020 man. 1.00

01:22:50.320 I'll hit you 0.99

01:22:50.760 up this week

01:22:51.260 or something,

01:22:51.600 and if you

01:22:51.880 need something,

01:22:52.360 hit me up,

01:22:52.880 man.

01:22:53.860 And then whenever

01:22:54.540 I come home,

01:22:55.160 dude,

01:22:55.240 we got to

01:22:55.520 go catch up.

01:22:56.360 We raised

01:22:56.800 some money

01:22:57.240 for Billy.

01:22:57.780 I was telling

01:22:58.120 him we sold

01:22:58.560 a bunch of

01:22:59.020 t-shirts.

01:22:59.520 We want to

01:22:59.820 put a bench

01:23:01.080 at a dog

01:23:01.900 park or

01:23:02.440 something.

01:23:03.740 All right,

01:23:04.220 yeah,

01:23:04.420 when you come

01:23:04.880 in town or

01:23:05.440 whatever,

01:23:05.860 just hit me

01:23:07.360 up and I'll

01:23:07.860 call me and

01:23:08.800 you go take

01:23:09.220 a ride or

01:23:09.720 do whatever

01:23:10.120 you want to

01:23:10.580 do.

01:23:10.960 Gang,

01:23:11.380 bro.

01:23:12.300 All right,

01:23:12.640 Chad,

01:23:12.840 be good,

01:23:13.260 dude. 0.99

01:23:13.620 We'll hit you 0.99

01:23:14.020 with, 1.00

01:23:14.460 we'll hit you

01:23:14.980 guys up on,

01:23:15.740 I'll have the 0.89

01:23:16.080 producer hit you

01:23:16.660 guys up,

01:23:17.200 man,

01:23:17.820 and we'll talk

01:23:19.180 to you later

01:23:19.560 on,

01:23:19.840 dude.

01:23:20.020 Thanks again.

01:23:20.960 All right,

01:23:21.320 thank you.

01:23:21.900 All right,

01:23:22.160 peace,

01:23:22.380 bud.

01:23:25.040 Man,

01:23:26.400 we got to

01:23:28.660 find some

01:23:29.000 pictures of

01:23:29.440 Billy,

01:23:29.720 man.

01:23:31.600 That's what

01:23:32.060 we got to

01:23:32.440 find.

01:23:34.240 We got to

01:23:34.880 find some

01:23:35.240 pictures.

01:23:35.680 We're going

01:23:35.880 to get the

01:23:36.240 dog bench

01:23:36.820 built.

01:23:38.700 We got to

01:23:39.320 do a little

01:23:39.640 bit of work

01:23:40.080 left.

01:23:40.860 But right

01:23:41.860 now,

01:23:42.560 I'm going to

01:23:43.620 take it easy,

01:23:44.360 man.

01:23:44.900 On the way

01:23:45.420 out,

01:23:45.880 we got a

01:23:46.520 beautiful song

01:23:47.140 right here.

01:23:48.580 And this

01:23:48.900 is,

01:23:49.140 by Evan

01:23:50.900 Bartels off

01:23:52.720 of his new

01:23:53.240 album,

01:23:53.740 Lonesome.

01:23:54.880 And we'll

01:23:55.200 put the link

01:23:55.780 in there.

01:23:57.240 Man,

01:23:57.680 he's played

01:23:58.000 some beautiful

01:23:58.500 hits for us.

01:23:59.000 He's playing

01:23:59.320 tonight somewhere.

01:24:00.240 I want to

01:24:00.520 go see it.

01:24:01.820 But we're

01:24:02.340 leaving out

01:24:02.780 tomorrow for

01:24:03.340 Charlotte.

01:24:06.080 But this

01:24:06.680 song,

01:24:07.580 I saw him

01:24:08.360 play it early.

01:24:09.140 He played it

01:24:09.380 for me when

01:24:09.700 I came.

01:24:10.020 I think my

01:24:11.080 first night

01:24:11.880 that I had

01:24:13.380 spent when I

01:24:14.280 was out here

01:24:14.880 in the Central

01:24:15.320 East,

01:24:15.660 he played.

01:24:16.800 And I went

01:24:17.200 and saw him.

01:24:17.780 And,

01:24:19.020 man,

01:24:21.680 talent everywhere.

01:24:22.740 This is

01:24:23.120 False Gods

01:24:24.520 by Evan

01:24:25.460 Bartels.

01:24:26.500 You guys be

01:24:26.920 good to

01:24:27.200 yourselves,

01:24:27.780 man.

01:24:28.260 And thank

01:24:28.640 you for

01:24:28.800 being a

01:24:29.060 part of

01:24:29.260 my life.

01:24:29.740 And,

01:24:30.700 uh,

01:24:31.500 be good to

01:24:34.780 yourself.

01:24:35.560 You deserve

01:24:35.980 it,

01:24:36.240 gang.

01:24:36.440 God bless

01:24:41.760 America.

01:24:44.000 I hope

01:24:45.260 that's true.

01:24:47.960 What I'm

01:24:48.960 reading online,

01:24:51.920 what I see

01:24:53.200 on the news,

01:24:54.900 looks like

01:24:57.580 a war.

01:25:00.540 Dogs out 1.00

01:25:01.960 full blood

01:25:03.080 Who's right

01:25:05.320 and who's wrong

01:25:06.700 They can't

01:25:09.380 get enough

01:25:10.340 I will not

01:25:15.660 bow my head

01:25:18.520 I will not

01:25:19.660 bend my knee

01:25:21.740 To a false

01:25:24.440 God's rage

01:25:26.620 A fear of

01:25:28.440 tyrant kings

01:25:29.920 I'll love

01:25:32.360 you cause

01:25:33.360 you're human

01:25:34.580 We can

01:25:36.540 all live

01:25:37.700 free

01:25:38.480 I'll love

01:25:40.240 you cause

01:25:41.200 you're human

01:25:42.360 Man,

01:25:45.200 it's funny

01:25:45.620 and I hate

01:25:45.980 to interrupt

01:25:46.340 you,

01:25:46.600 Evan.

01:25:47.120 I mean,

01:25:47.560 you think

01:25:47.920 I've talked

01:25:48.380 for an hour

01:25:48.740 and a half.

01:25:49.080 You think

01:25:49.420 I would let

01:25:49.860 you have

01:25:50.100 your moment.

01:25:51.940 But I

01:25:52.580 think you

01:25:52.920 just encapsulated

01:25:53.840 what I was

01:25:54.220 thinking earlier,

01:25:55.000 man.

01:25:56.380 When it

01:25:56.880 comes to

01:25:57.220 race or

01:25:57.840 color or

01:25:58.740 I mean,

01:26:00.200 I think

01:26:00.500 I'll always

01:26:01.060 probably hate

01:26:01.560 rich people,

01:26:02.340 bro,

01:26:02.460 to be honest,

01:26:03.160 dog.

01:26:04.720 100%

01:26:05.580 bro,

01:26:05.940 200%

01:26:06.680 probably.

01:26:10.040 But yeah,

01:26:10.700 I think

01:26:11.000 now the

01:26:12.080 thing that

01:26:12.460 I want

01:26:12.860 to see

01:26:13.460 in people

01:26:15.200 is to

01:26:17.960 love them,

01:26:18.520 I think,

01:26:18.820 because they're

01:26:19.160 human,

01:26:19.600 bro.

01:26:21.460 Let that

01:26:22.000 be the

01:26:22.280 deciding

01:26:22.640 factor.

01:26:23.160 Let's

01:26:23.340 cruise back

01:26:23.880 in.

01:26:24.080 I'm sorry.

01:26:25.080 That wasn't

01:26:25.500 real.

01:26:26.640 But you

01:26:27.100 just hit it

01:26:27.520 on the head, 1.00

01:26:28.000 man.

01:26:28.120 That's what

01:26:28.420 you do.

01:26:29.960 If you

01:26:30.400 want to

01:26:30.660 feel

01:26:30.860 something,

01:26:31.180 you listen

01:26:31.500 to some

01:26:31.760 Evan Bartels,

01:26:32.620 man.

01:26:34.340 And the

01:26:34.840 ironic thing

01:26:35.520 is he also

01:26:36.100 does

01:26:36.540 contracting

01:26:37.500 and

01:26:37.680 construction.

01:26:38.160 But you

01:26:39.820 want to

01:26:40.100 feel him 0.98

01:26:40.420 hit him 0.69

01:26:40.660 on the 0.99

01:26:40.920 head. 0.98

01:26:41.840 You 0.82

01:26:42.200 want to

01:26:42.460 feel him

01:26:42.920 hit it

01:26:43.300 on the 0.99

01:26:43.580 head.

01:26:45.680 The

01:26:45.920 hammer is

01:26:46.540 his music

01:26:48.640 man,

01:26:48.980 gang.

01:27:01.300 I love

01:27:02.300 you because

01:27:03.260 you're

01:27:03.640 human.

01:27:04.440 what if

01:27:14.780 it's true

01:27:15.920 that none

01:27:18.560 of this

01:27:19.040 matters?

01:27:21.700 Our hopes

01:27:22.820 and our dreams

01:27:24.140 are tears

01:27:26.740 and our

01:27:27.160 laughter.

01:27:28.000 if there's

01:27:30.780 not a plan

01:27:32.220 and it's

01:27:34.080 all an

01:27:34.900 illusion

01:27:35.760 then why

01:27:38.340 are we

01:27:38.940 here?

01:27:41.120 What does

01:27:41.780 it mean

01:27:42.360 to be

01:27:42.840 human?

01:27:47.500 I will not

01:27:48.520 bow my

01:27:49.940 head.

01:27:51.440 I will not

01:27:52.420 bend my

01:27:53.740 knee

01:27:54.440 to a 0.92

01:27:56.420 false

01:27:57.080 God's

01:27:57.940 rage

01:27:59.280 of

01:28:00.200 fear

01:28:00.640 of

01:28:00.980 tyrant

01:28:01.600 king.

01:28:03.880 Our love

01:28:04.780 you

01:28:05.060 because

01:28:05.780 you're

01:28:06.120 human

01:28:06.880 and we

01:28:08.420 can hold

01:28:09.700 it free.

01:28:11.320 Our love

01:28:12.480 you

01:28:12.780 because

01:28:13.420 you're

01:28:13.820 human.

01:28:17.900 There is

01:28:19.080 no us

01:28:20.360 versus

01:28:21.040 them.

01:28:22.480 There is

01:28:23.040 just you

01:28:23.880 and me

01:28:25.580 we're

01:28:27.360 born

01:28:27.920 we

01:28:28.320 live

01:28:28.980 we

01:28:29.260 die 0.91

01:28:30.000 and

01:28:31.260 I

01:28:31.600 have

01:28:32.020 to

01:28:32.580 believe

01:28:33.640 that

01:28:35.060 we

01:28:35.600 can

01:28:36.080 make it

01:28:37.120 better

01:28:38.020 that

01:28:38.980 we

01:28:39.560 can

01:28:40.060 all

01:28:40.780 live

01:28:41.220 free

01:28:41.860 I

01:28:43.260 believe

01:28:44.220 it

01:28:44.800 matters

01:28:45.760 it

01:28:46.620 matters

01:28:47.560 to me

01:28:49.020 I

01:28:49.840 will not

01:28:50.440 bow

01:28:51.060 my 0.98

01:28:51.860 head

01:28:53.080 I

01:28:53.700 will not

01:28:54.360 bend

01:28:54.960 my

01:28:55.760 knee

01:28:57.080 to a 0.92

01:28:58.360 false

01:28:59.000 God's

01:28:59.760 rage

01:29:01.380 and fear

01:29:02.600 of

01:29:02.900 tyrant

01:29:03.520 kings 0.96

01:29:04.800 I

01:29:05.940 love

01:29:06.720 you

01:29:06.920 because

01:29:07.640 you're

01:29:07.980 human

01:29:08.720 and we

01:29:10.520 can

01:29:10.860 all

01:29:11.460 be

01:29:11.820 free

01:29:12.660 I

01:29:13.640 love

01:29:14.440 you

01:29:14.680 because

01:29:15.400 you're

01:29:15.760 human

01:29:16.560 we're

01:29:27.080 just

01:29:27.500 human

01:29:28.400 that is

01:29:42.800 Evan Bartels

01:29:43.460 off his

01:29:43.820 new

01:29:43.980 album

01:29:44.280 lonesome

01:29:44.820 we'll

01:29:45.100 put a

01:29:45.380 link

01:29:45.600 and we'll

01:29:45.920 support it

01:29:46.440 more

01:29:46.680 moving

01:29:46.940 forward

01:29:47.400 yeah

01:29:50.420 that's

01:29:50.880 that's a

01:29:55.420 real place

01:29:55.860 to live

01:29:56.280 man

01:29:56.680 loving

01:29:57.620 people

01:29:57.920 because

01:29:58.160 they're

01:29:58.300 human

01:29:58.620 man

01:29:58.940 that's

01:29:59.180 really

01:29:59.500 it feels

01:30:01.040 like a

01:30:01.320 lot of

01:30:01.540 the only

01:30:01.840 answer

01:30:02.300 I

01:30:02.660 think

01:30:03.000 I

01:30:05.560 want to

01:30:05.840 thank

01:30:06.100 Sean

01:30:08.280 Dugan

01:30:08.820 our

01:30:09.440 producer

01:30:10.020 I want

01:30:10.520 to thank

01:30:10.820 Spencer

01:30:11.200 Leotow

01:30:11.940 our

01:30:13.860 editor

01:30:14.180 I want

01:30:14.580 to thank

01:30:14.880 Colin

01:30:15.220 Reiner

01:30:15.700 our

01:30:16.500 associate

01:30:16.920 producer

01:30:17.540 Riley

01:30:18.160 Mow

01:30:18.440 couldn't

01:30:18.720 be

01:30:18.900 here

01:30:19.260 he's

01:30:20.160 probably

01:30:20.420 at

01:30:20.620 some

01:30:20.960 camp

01:30:22.120 for

01:30:22.300 people

01:30:22.560 that

01:30:22.720 want

01:30:22.880 to 0.99

01:30:23.020 jerk 1.00

01:30:23.320 off 0.99

01:30:23.760 to be

01:30:24.060 honest

01:30:24.340 with

01:30:24.520 you

01:30:25.260 but

01:30:25.880 we'll

01:30:26.000 see

01:30:26.120 if

01:30:26.220 we can

01:30:26.380 get

01:30:26.740 him

01:30:26.860 back

01:30:27.080 in

01:30:27.300 soon

01:30:27.680 you

01:30:29.580 guys

01:30:29.720 be

01:30:29.840 good

01:30:30.040 man

01:30:30.260 gang

01:30:41.940 thoughts

01:30:42.280 on

01:30:42.460 things

01:30:42.740 like

01:30:42.960 current

01:30:43.260 events

01:30:43.680 stand

01:30:44.300 up

01:30:44.460 stories

01:30:44.900 and

01:30:45.360 seven

01:30:45.680 ways

01:30:46.000 to

01:30:46.220 pleasure

01:30:46.520 your

01:30:46.800 partner

01:30:47.220 the

01:30:47.960 answer

01:30:48.280 may

01:30:48.500 shock

01:30:48.840 you

01:30:49.120 sometimes

01:30:49.800 I'll

01:30:50.160 interview

01:30:50.440 my

01:30:50.680 friends

01:30:51.140 sometimes

01:30:51.920 I

01:30:52.160 won't

01:30:52.460 and

01:30:53.440 as

01:30:53.640 always

01:30:54.000 I'll

01:30:54.260 be

01:30:54.400 joined

01:30:54.660 by the

01:30:54.960 voices

01:30:55.240 in my

01:30:55.640 head

01:30:55.960 you

01:30:56.440 have

01:30:56.820 three

01:30:57.460 new

01:30:58.020 voice

01:30:58.340 messages

01:30:58.840 a lot

01:30:59.900 of

01:31:00.020 people

01:31:00.280 are

01:31:00.500 talking

01:31:00.820 about

01:31:01.180 kite

01:31:01.480 club

01:31:01.840 I've

01:31:02.380 been

01:31:02.520 talking

01:31:02.900 about

01:31:03.300 kite

01:31:03.560 club

01:31:03.840 for

01:31:04.020 so

01:31:04.260 long

01:31:04.640 longer

01:31:05.080 than

01:31:05.360 anybody

01:31:05.800 else

01:31:06.280 so

01:31:06.640 great

01:31:07.080 I

01:31:08.040 swear

01:31:08.640 here's

01:31:09.700 a deal

01:31:10.120 anyone

01:31:11.100 who

01:31:11.340 doesn't

01:31:11.620 listen

01:31:11.860 to

01:31:12.040 kite

01:31:12.300 klub

01:31:12.580 is

01:31:13.000 a

01:31:13.180 dodgy

01:31:13.440 bloody 1.00

01:31:13.740 wanker 0.99

01:31:14.620 Jermaine 0.98

01:31:15.320 I'll

01:31:17.140 take a

01:31:17.440 quarter

01:31:17.680 pounder

01:31:18.120 with

01:31:18.280 cheese

01:31:18.600 and

01:31:18.960 a

01:31:19.060 McFlurry

01:31:19.640 I

01:31:19.940 think

01:31:24.820 Tom

01:31:25.120 Hanks

01:31:25.360 just 0.91

01:31:25.560 butt

01:31:25.880 dialed

01:31:26.240 me

01:31:26.440 anyway

01:31:26.920 first

01:31:27.600 rule

01:31:27.760 of

01:31:27.880 kite

01:31:28.060 club

01:31:28.280 is

01:31:28.860 tell

01:31:29.220 everyone

01:31:29.720 about

01:31:30.040 kite

01:31:30.300 club

01:31:30.560 second

01:31:31.040 rule

01:31:31.320 of

01:31:31.460 kite

01:31:31.680 club

01:31:31.940 is

01:31:32.500 tell

01:31:32.900 everyone

01:31:33.560 about

01:31:34.060 kite

01:31:34.380 club

01:31:34.760 third

01:31:35.180 rule

01:31:35.540 like

01:31:36.100 and

01:31:36.220 subscribe

01:31:36.680 wherever

01:31:37.140 you

01:31:37.340 listen

01:31:37.600 to

01:31:37.740 podcasts

01:31:38.140 or

01:31:38.880 watch

01:31:39.300 us

01:31:39.440 on

01:31:39.620 YouTube

01:31:39.900 yeah

01:31:40.320 and

01:31:40.960 yes

01:31:41.220 don't

01:31:41.520 worry

01:31:41.800 my

01:31:42.200 Brad

01:31:42.480 Pitt

01:31:42.660 impression

01:31:43.040 will

01:31:43.340 get

01:31:43.520 better

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