This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E384 Brotherly Love

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00:01:39.340 happy saint patrick's how about it happy saint patrick's baby you can you know it's a it's uh

00:01:49.400 if you celebrate saint patrick's i want to wish you that wish you well with it if you've ever found

00:01:57.120 yourself in a shiny green hat vomiting uh outside of a 7-eleven then you are probably irish

00:02:08.800 if you've ever if you hit about the age of 50 and you have the same haircut as your wife

00:02:16.980 that's a that's an irish staple i feel like

00:02:21.860 um what else oh a lot of irish men and women as they age they got the same tits on them

00:02:30.800 if you notice that

00:02:32.860 they said they similarly jugged up you know you see them they give they uh that's a popular irish

00:02:42.760 thing you hit 50 55 you and your wife who's almost your buddy now uh

00:02:48.860 uh you know they just they kind of morph into the same being it seems like or

00:02:54.140 twins almost and they they double titted they got the same tits

00:02:59.200 but happy saint patrick's day to you um

00:03:03.140 what else a lot of closeted gay happens during saint pets because men they get the tights it's a lot

00:03:12.600 of liquor they're carrying around the uh in new orleans and the saint patrick's

00:03:18.760 day parade they'll carry this thing of flowers and then the men get drunker and they start kissing

00:03:25.100 each other on the face even at some point and i don't know what at that point i that's when i

00:03:31.800 would usually drive home but some men keep going and the parade keeps going and

00:03:36.100 i don't know what happened i just you know you just hope for the best for those guys

00:03:43.100 you know you hope somebody gets them a sandwich or kind of helps them because you'll end up damn

00:03:49.780 gay and not even want to be you know and it wasn't a plan when you started out in the morning

00:03:54.240 and that is uh saint patrick's day a lot

00:03:58.260 what else um oh dude i uh so the other day i'm ordering i guess what i want to talk about is autism

00:04:11.720 you know i'm ordering some cottage cheese at a uh breakfast place i'm ordering some cottage cheese

00:04:18.620 and it's you know it's a rare choice it is what it is i ordered it the guy goes uh i don't know if

00:04:27.980 we have cottage cheese but let me see what i can do for you that's nice that's a sweet guy

00:04:35.940 so i'll wait he brings over a bowl he brings over a bowl and it's like

00:04:42.500 three or four pieces of cheese cut up in a little bitty

00:04:47.180 squares and shapes kind of just and he just kind of stacked them all in a little bowl

00:04:53.600 and i i just i mean the shit just i'm i'm grateful you know i didn't want that's not how

00:05:04.240 i didn't want things like that but the guy made an effort but i think what we're starting to see

00:05:10.620 more and more is autism you know we're starting to see it more as a uh it's a positive in this

00:05:20.420 and because here's what it is a lot of big business owners now you know uh jeff bezos

00:05:28.800 um elon musk they have autism you know nobody wants to flat out say it but if you're part

00:05:37.500 computer part person that's always what autism was autism was that you know you know was danny

00:05:43.860 calculator it was that dude who you would start talking you would reach out to shake his hand and

00:05:48.280 he would kind of shake he would shake your hand with his eyes you know he would like kind of just

00:05:52.660 look look at you look down look up look down look up like he was you know he's part computer

00:05:59.200 it's built into him and those are people that are starting to rule the world because

00:06:05.280 the world is becoming more man and more computer

00:06:09.100 it's mur you know we're merging it's that man you know it's that man pewter you know

00:06:15.660 that compumen you know it's that um it's that middle ground you'll put a uh you'll put your hand

00:06:26.980 in a woman's pants and she'll have a damn uh you know a quarter of a keyboard down there

00:06:30.800 you know and you'll just start typing in p you know c-l-i-t or you know labby or whatever however

00:06:40.000 you spell it you know you don't even you're not even really touching the genitals anymore you're just

00:06:44.760 typing in the words of it you know uh uh uh you're just uhh uhh uhh until they you know i'm just

00:06:54.460 saying we're starting to we're seeing the merging of people and that's what you know it's just and

00:07:02.080 those are people that are going to rule the world because it's it's just we're becoming more of both

00:07:07.720 we're becoming more computerized automated atm blender

00:07:16.640 you know you just so just being a human is not it's good but it's old-fashioned

00:07:26.380 the these these people that are doing it all now are people that can see both worlds at once

00:07:34.720 and sometimes you get the jeff bezos sometimes you get the um sometimes you get the elon musk

00:07:44.420 and sometimes uh you get patrick you get the dude who brought me who cut up four pieces of cheese into

00:07:53.820 a bowl you know it's kind it's a light autism it's not helping anybody really but

00:08:01.100 you know it it helps you know it's it it's it works at a diner a little bit i guess

00:08:11.240 anyway um i don't know exactly what i'm talking about but i never have

00:08:17.260 and uh and i'm grateful to be here with you today and uh i mean that

00:08:23.000 uh from all of my a orders let's uh let's hear a little bit of this

00:08:28.840 come on we're gonna take it back baby

00:08:36.500 i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from my home

00:08:51.840 and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll patch up where it's been

00:09:01.400 oh come on baby yeah man now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these

00:09:11.600 leaves i must be cornerstone oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this peace of mind i found i can feel it

00:09:24.160 in my bones let's go

00:09:27.120 but it's gonna take a little time

00:09:31.920 for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind

00:09:38.560 shine that light on me

00:09:42.480 i sit and tell you my story

00:09:48.160 shine on me

00:09:53.120 and i will find a song i'll sing it just for you

00:10:00.880 oh there we are that's shine by bishop gunn you know that

00:10:07.460 and that's that old hitter and that's the

00:10:11.280 that's the one that started it off for us

00:10:14.440 and here we are 384 383 episodes later

00:10:20.980 gang baby uh good to be with you today

00:10:24.420 what's going on not much man

00:10:28.280 not much really just kind of checking in with myself you know

00:10:32.520 you know just something i like to ask myself well how are you feeling man

00:10:37.140 you know i do

00:10:38.520 you know i'm not feeling you know

00:10:40.940 i'm that that feeling ferret baby

00:10:45.060 i'll scurry all across my damn

00:10:47.440 you know i'll i'll just

00:10:50.820 you know i'll really i'm right there on my feelings

00:10:54.760 if you need my feelings i got the mentions for you baby

00:10:58.160 um

00:10:59.860 yeah i like to ask myself what's going on

00:11:03.180 what am i feeling what am i thinking

00:11:05.880 what's got me excited what's got me scared

00:11:10.320 you know where's my head at

00:11:13.000 where should my head be at

00:11:17.020 i don't know

00:11:18.940 um

00:11:20.920 but i like to ask myself those things what's going on

00:11:24.440 how are you feeling

00:11:25.800 and then answer myself well

00:11:29.440 sometimes i i don't want to answer myself when i'm feeling good

00:11:33.920 some of them i'll get in that little

00:11:37.240 that spin cycle of uh

00:11:39.800 i just want to be feeling bad you know that permanent pressure

00:11:43.460 um

00:11:45.280 but sometimes it's like hey

00:11:49.060 mama i

00:11:51.100 i'm all right baby

00:11:53.920 i just got four pieces of cheese cut up in a small bowl son

00:11:59.300 you know

00:12:02.440 i'm doing good

00:12:03.800 i just met a girl she's got

00:12:07.280 uh

00:12:09.020 she's got two

00:12:10.780 keyboard titties it's you know

00:12:13.020 i'm living i'm i'm fucking in the future

00:12:16.640 i'm doing good

00:12:19.160 we're merging i wonder are we becoming more robots

00:12:23.820 you know you see these people that have the

00:12:27.040 that have you know

00:12:29.080 half a calculator behind their eyes and

00:12:32.140 and uh

00:12:33.360 and they're more

00:12:35.040 uh operating system than they are

00:12:38.600 heart

00:12:39.240 and you want you're like you know you start to wonder are they

00:12:44.480 the next evolution

00:12:46.440 am i just out here living in the stone age

00:12:51.900 with my feelings

00:12:53.580 when three generations from now it'll be

00:12:58.580 you know it'll all you know

00:13:02.580 they'll have our feelings almost

00:13:05.760 well we've been taken over by some type of

00:13:09.580 or crossbred with a gigabyte and

00:13:12.640 and uh

00:13:16.280 and you'll press a button on your hip and you'll smile

00:13:19.880 you know i just i don't i don't know what the future is going to be like i don't know

00:13:27.360 but i believe that autism is that gray area where we're starting to see maybe

00:13:32.880 because it used to be somebody at autism like damn ricky's fucked up

00:13:38.080 you know oh damn ricky's over there licking that snake

00:13:42.520 ricky's licking snakes

00:13:47.560 but now

00:13:49.940 you're like damn

00:13:51.780 you know

00:13:55.080 ricky's licking snakes

00:13:58.240 and uh

00:13:59.820 and he's running a damn app

00:14:03.740 you know he owns four apps

00:14:06.320 so you're like well he really

00:14:08.180 he's doing well

00:14:10.200 you know

00:14:10.980 he started a damn petco on his phone

00:14:13.560 all because you know

00:14:15.880 or he started selling leather goods

00:14:17.540 because he learned the

00:14:18.500 you know

00:14:19.360 he just tasted that texture for so long

00:14:22.140 on the back of that rattler

00:14:23.340 and next thing you know

00:14:24.340 he's out here vending damn purses

00:14:26.980 you know fendi purses or something

00:14:28.980 you know uh

00:14:31.060 you know he's out here

00:14:32.940 you know making milk snake

00:14:34.840 you know he's out here making milk snake

00:14:40.580 skin sandals

00:14:41.960 for deaf children or whatever

00:14:44.200 and he's you know

00:14:45.600 he won an academy award or whatever

00:14:48.140 and he's got autism

00:14:49.740 i'm just saying i don't know

00:14:51.200 i don't know anything

00:14:52.220 and i never have

00:14:54.180 so

00:14:54.740 um

00:14:56.300 what's going on

00:14:58.060 i'm trying to think of what else is going on

00:14:59.960 not much

00:15:00.360 i'm gonna go

00:15:00.700 i saw some uh music the other day

00:15:03.160 went and watched some singer songwriters

00:15:05.280 um

00:15:06.100 i'm enjoying my time out here in the central east right now

00:15:10.320 um

00:15:11.820 march madness is here

00:15:14.240 dude i love march madness

00:15:17.260 i love it

00:15:19.420 i love watching the games

00:15:21.320 you know basketball starts at like 10 a.m

00:15:25.900 god i love that

00:15:28.280 i love that

00:15:30.980 you know i love that you can kind of be at work

00:15:35.200 but you you know

00:15:35.980 you're cheering on colleges you never even heard

00:15:40.200 bellarmine

00:15:41.340 colgate

00:15:42.580 uh

00:15:43.940 uh

00:15:44.660 ithaca

00:15:46.560 you know

00:15:47.460 um

00:15:49.140 you know west we go state or whatever

00:15:53.040 gulf coast community college

00:15:57.040 tech

00:15:57.940 sunday school

00:16:00.300 go ravens

00:16:03.940 you know you're just

00:16:04.520 you don't even know what's going on

00:16:05.860 you're buying merch and shit

00:16:07.060 you know it just

00:16:07.720 you're dialed in

00:16:09.260 and there's just great basketball all week

00:16:11.360 and i love that

00:16:12.900 um

00:16:14.500 yeah what's going on

00:16:16.520 i'm gonna get myself a piano

00:16:17.760 my birthday's coming up

00:16:19.920 i'm gonna get myself a piano

00:16:21.500 um

00:16:24.220 i'm looking forward to that

00:16:26.600 you know i've wanted a piano for a long time

00:16:29.700 so i'm gonna have that bitch

00:16:31.460 uh

00:16:32.680 and yeah that's kind of what's happening in my week really

00:16:37.640 um

00:16:38.900 yeah i got up this morning and uh

00:16:41.900 i went over to the gym

00:16:43.540 you know

00:16:43.800 i'll i get up and do a routine right now

00:16:46.580 um

00:16:47.320 i get up

00:16:48.180 and i make a

00:16:50.060 uh

00:16:51.180 i do prayers

00:16:52.060 and then i do a gratitude list

00:16:54.040 and a meditation

00:16:54.840 um

00:16:56.660 and then i get into motion

00:16:59.200 i get moving baby

00:17:01.940 i get you know

00:17:02.940 wiener first is kind of my motto

00:17:05.500 it's like

00:17:06.200 sometimes you can walk

00:17:08.080 where your body

00:17:08.680 your shoulders are first

00:17:09.860 or your face is first

00:17:11.120 we used to have this one fella

00:17:13.460 he always kind of looked like this

00:17:15.440 like his nose was always first

00:17:17.600 looked like he was always uh

00:17:20.040 smelling booty

00:17:20.920 you know

00:17:21.300 body gas or something

00:17:22.820 or sniffing you know

00:17:24.980 that butt hash

00:17:26.180 that if you know

00:17:26.780 if somebody had been

00:17:28.080 you know

00:17:28.660 chiefing out their own butt

00:17:30.800 doing gas

00:17:31.780 body gassing

00:17:32.900 fighting

00:17:33.480 you know

00:17:34.760 fighting

00:17:35.520 if somebody had been

00:17:37.040 doing any of that

00:17:37.820 he uh

00:17:38.580 you'd um

00:17:40.860 he walked like

00:17:41.880 he had nose first

00:17:42.880 you know

00:17:43.180 this fella steven

00:17:43.960 like he was always

00:17:45.800 like he was a detective

00:17:47.160 for uh

00:17:48.160 body gas

00:17:49.580 poop gas

00:17:50.340 butt

00:17:51.440 butt hash

00:17:52.400 you know what i'm talking about

00:17:53.160 gas

00:17:53.660 fighting

00:17:54.400 and um

00:17:56.640 and uh

00:18:00.280 so some people walk like that

00:18:01.540 nose first

00:18:02.320 some people walk knees first

00:18:04.160 a lot of indian people

00:18:05.500 if you have

00:18:06.820 if you have a friend

00:18:07.620 who is a

00:18:08.120 a uh

00:18:09.280 uh

00:18:10.760 far eastern indian

00:18:11.880 not native americans

00:18:13.600 who are pretty much

00:18:15.040 my new favorite people too

00:18:16.080 i want to say that

00:18:16.800 so

00:18:18.380 uh

00:18:20.320 but anyway

00:18:21.260 if you are a uh

00:18:22.500 indian

00:18:23.040 you know like

00:18:24.300 you know what i'm talking about

00:18:26.220 an indian dude

00:18:27.020 trucker

00:18:27.760 or

00:18:28.680 gas station

00:18:30.200 guy

00:18:30.900 it guy

00:18:31.960 engineer

00:18:32.860 uh

00:18:34.860 sometimes

00:18:36.400 they almost look like

00:18:37.420 black guys

00:18:38.100 but they're not

00:18:38.740 you ever see a

00:18:39.820 you see a black do you

00:18:40.920 but he has regular hair

00:18:42.120 you're like what the fuck

00:18:43.580 that's an indian dude

00:18:44.740 or bangladeshi

00:18:45.640 and they won't tell you

00:18:47.740 if they're one or the other

00:18:48.460 you gotta ask them

00:18:49.120 you almost have to tap on them

00:18:50.260 and ask them

00:18:50.780 and indian people

00:18:52.560 they walk

00:18:53.660 sometimes knees first

00:18:55.040 it's hard

00:18:56.240 it's very

00:18:57.300 they do

00:18:59.580 they will do it

00:19:00.440 but my new thing

00:19:02.180 wiener first

00:19:02.840 if you got that wiener

00:19:03.980 if you are leading

00:19:05.280 with that vestibule of seed

00:19:08.780 baby

00:19:09.080 that wiener

00:19:09.880 and then you

00:19:11.820 you telling the world

00:19:13.120 hey

00:19:13.500 get this

00:19:15.660 that

00:19:16.120 you know

00:19:16.620 that's what you're telling

00:19:18.100 the world

00:19:18.440 you're saying

00:19:18.840 hey you gonna come at me

00:19:20.100 I'm gonna give you

00:19:22.280 this serving

00:19:23.020 right up

00:19:23.640 and there's something

00:19:25.260 powerful about that

00:19:26.800 to walk with your

00:19:29.140 loin

00:19:29.680 with that bag

00:19:30.700 baby

00:19:31.060 you know

00:19:32.600 with that bag

00:19:33.520 and branch

00:19:34.120 baby

00:19:34.460 with that bat

00:19:35.380 with that bat

00:19:36.520 and satchel

00:19:37.240 baby

00:19:37.540 you know what I'm saying

00:19:38.300 with that root

00:19:39.860 and them seed buckets

00:19:41.780 baby

00:19:42.060 there's something

00:19:42.840 powerful to say

00:19:43.920 you know what

00:19:44.760 I'm putting it all

00:19:46.900 forward

00:19:47.500 there's something

00:19:49.900 powerful about that

00:19:50.940 oh

00:19:52.980 and Native Americans

00:19:55.040 did that

00:19:55.720 they walked

00:19:56.700 they're very

00:19:57.340 the posture

00:19:58.440 is right there

00:19:59.520 you got snout

00:20:01.380 genital knee

00:20:02.200 and that shit

00:20:02.660 was lined up

00:20:03.600 and maybe you'd see

00:20:04.380 that the penis

00:20:06.300 would be just ahead

00:20:07.380 just winning the race

00:20:08.540 you know

00:20:09.340 like they're coming out

00:20:10.020 and it's like

00:20:10.300 this and this and this

00:20:11.080 and this and this

00:20:11.660 and this and this

00:20:12.020 and this and this

00:20:12.920 and this and this

00:20:13.700 and this and the

00:20:14.740 penance

00:20:15.200 and it comes

00:20:15.660 to the back

00:20:16.020 of the penis

00:20:17.560 you know

00:20:21.220 and there's something

00:20:22.940 powerful about that

00:20:23.800 and I'm 1 8th Pontiac

00:20:26.080 a lot of people

00:20:26.620 didn't know that

00:20:27.300 I am 1 8th Pontiac

00:20:29.160 we got the chart

00:20:30.120 back or whatever

00:20:30.960 somebody spit

00:20:32.880 and something

00:20:33.440 you know

00:20:34.060 or my sister

00:20:35.520 banged somebody

00:20:36.560 and they got tested

00:20:37.480 I don't know

00:20:37.840 what happened

00:20:38.340 but I am 1 8th Pontiac

00:20:40.580 and I'm happy

00:20:41.720 about that

00:20:42.320 we got some

00:20:44.980 great calls

00:20:45.560 that came in

00:20:46.440 you know

00:20:48.920 I want to let you

00:20:49.760 know also

00:20:50.300 right now

00:20:50.940 that we're currently

00:20:52.080 actually you know

00:20:55.000 what

00:20:55.280 let's go to this

00:20:56.460 call

00:20:56.940 that came in

00:20:58.360 right here

00:21:00.060 what's up

00:21:04.600 my name is

00:21:05.580 Victor

00:21:06.180 I actually saw

00:21:07.500 you in

00:21:07.880 Chicago

00:21:09.400 I'm from

00:21:09.940 Chicago

00:21:10.440 I saw you

00:21:10.940 at the Chicago

00:21:11.540 Theater

00:21:12.020 what's up

00:21:14.200 Victor

00:21:14.740 and Victor

00:21:16.680 is a great

00:21:17.340 name

00:21:17.740 because it's

00:21:18.520 it means

00:21:20.420 champion

00:21:20.940 it means

00:21:22.600 first place

00:21:23.340 leader

00:21:23.780 trophy boy

00:21:24.640 you know

00:21:25.500 what I'm saying

00:21:25.980 that blue ribbon

00:21:27.340 monster

00:21:28.060 that's Victor

00:21:29.520 baby

00:21:29.860 that's Victor

00:21:31.180 onward

00:21:32.320 I was a

00:21:35.260 tall Mexican

00:21:35.900 with blue sweater

00:21:36.660 I don't know

00:21:37.020 you remember

00:21:37.300 you might not

00:21:38.160 oh I did

00:21:39.380 meet a tall

00:21:40.080 Mexican

00:21:40.580 after the show

00:21:41.880 and they're

00:21:45.620 rare

00:21:45.960 I mean

00:21:46.640 when you

00:21:46.980 meet them

00:21:47.420 you know

00:21:47.860 it

00:21:48.120 I mean

00:21:48.880 you damn

00:21:49.340 want to

00:21:49.680 steal a piece

00:21:50.260 of their

00:21:50.480 hair

00:21:50.760 you know

00:21:51.360 because it's

00:21:52.340 they're

00:21:53.700 that's that

00:21:55.020 chupacabra

00:21:55.820 baby

00:21:56.120 you know

00:21:56.340 what I'm

00:21:56.540 saying

00:21:56.760 you don't

00:21:57.040 see a

00:21:57.380 tall

00:21:57.640 Mexican

00:21:58.120 named

00:21:59.680 44

00:22:00.240 tall

00:22:00.720 Mexicans

00:22:01.380 you know

00:22:04.200 what I'm

00:22:04.400 saying

00:22:04.640 it's just

00:22:05.560 they don't

00:22:06.220 have it

00:22:06.660 and they're

00:22:07.940 trying

00:22:08.380 you see

00:22:09.940 a lot of

00:22:10.360 Mexican

00:22:10.680 people these

00:22:11.240 days

00:22:11.420 they fucking

00:22:11.940 upward

00:22:12.280 you see

00:22:14.280 them meet

00:22:14.640 somebody

00:22:15.140 and if

00:22:15.460 they're not

00:22:15.840 5'4

00:22:16.560 they're not

00:22:16.980 fucking

00:22:17.340 them

00:22:17.780 and I'm

00:22:19.540 sorry about

00:22:19.940 my language

00:22:20.460 but that's

00:22:20.920 just what's

00:22:21.280 going on

00:22:21.860 baby

00:22:22.120 let's hear

00:22:23.720 the call

00:22:24.160 same

00:22:24.980 same thing

00:22:25.160 I was

00:22:26.580 wondering

00:22:26.840 what you

00:22:27.240 think

00:22:27.540 about

00:22:27.980 you know

00:22:28.480 them

00:22:28.660 Ukrainian

00:22:29.420 brothers

00:22:29.900 you know

00:22:30.800 getting

00:22:31.140 getting

00:22:31.480 absolutely

00:22:32.040 fucking

00:22:32.720 blacked

00:22:34.300 by Russia

00:22:34.940 you know

00:22:35.420 you know

00:22:35.940 what I'm

00:22:36.120 saying

00:22:36.380 and what

00:22:37.860 do you

00:22:38.000 think

00:22:38.180 about

00:22:38.420 the

00:22:38.620 president

00:22:39.000 of

00:22:39.200 Ukraine

00:22:39.800 denying

00:22:42.200 a ride

00:22:42.600 out

00:22:42.880 he said

00:22:43.420 I don't

00:22:43.740 need a ride

00:22:44.300 out

00:22:44.520 I don't need

00:22:44.960 bullets

00:22:45.480 bro

00:22:45.680 I think

00:22:46.100 this guy

00:22:46.500 is

00:22:46.640 fucking

00:22:47.020 dick

00:22:47.400 is

00:22:47.640 huge

00:22:48.120 bro

00:22:48.420 look baby

00:22:52.140 I'll say

00:22:52.560 this

00:22:53.060 they're

00:22:53.900 bangers

00:22:54.380 baby

00:22:54.700 the

00:22:55.440 Ukrainians

00:22:56.100 are

00:22:56.260 bangers

00:22:56.820 and those

00:22:57.660 people

00:22:58.220 man

00:22:58.640 those

00:22:59.480 frozen

00:23:00.140 far

00:23:00.640 Easterners

00:23:01.240 baby

00:23:01.520 they about

00:23:02.620 that

00:23:02.980 they about

00:23:03.940 that

00:23:04.340 bout

00:23:04.900 them

00:23:06.980 people

00:23:07.380 like to

00:23:07.860 cigarette

00:23:08.360 smoke

00:23:09.160 and

00:23:10.300 and try

00:23:13.560 and knock

00:23:14.040 each other

00:23:14.560 out

00:23:14.940 it is

00:23:17.460 a

00:23:17.760 ice

00:23:18.260 cold

00:23:18.700 culture

00:23:19.380 they have

00:23:21.240 I remember

00:23:21.780 seeing

00:23:22.160 not seeing

00:23:24.840 but hearing

00:23:25.560 descriptive

00:23:26.500 stories

00:23:27.460 of

00:23:28.380 children

00:23:28.860 playing

00:23:29.220 with

00:23:29.400 stone

00:23:29.780 dolls

00:23:30.220 over

00:23:30.460 there

00:23:30.720 and

00:23:32.520 you'd

00:23:32.720 see a

00:23:33.000 drawing

00:23:33.340 of like

00:23:33.660 a

00:23:33.800 five

00:23:34.140 year

00:23:34.260 old

00:23:34.420 girl

00:23:34.640 carrying

00:23:35.040 a

00:23:35.280 four

00:23:36.280 pound

00:23:36.640 stone

00:23:38.400 doll

00:23:38.860 that she

00:23:39.500 got for

00:23:39.840 Christmas

00:23:40.240 or whatever

00:23:40.720 so

00:23:42.960 when

00:23:44.380 you

00:23:44.580 when

00:23:44.840 you

00:23:45.040 when

00:23:45.540 you're

00:23:45.800 first

00:23:46.380 baby

00:23:47.620 doll

00:23:47.960 that

00:23:48.140 bitch

00:23:48.300 weighed

00:23:48.480 four

00:23:49.020 pounds

00:23:49.800 and

00:23:51.260 it's

00:23:51.460 made

00:23:51.620 out

00:23:51.800 of

00:23:51.960 stone

00:23:52.440 and

00:23:52.620 you

00:23:52.720 got to

00:23:53.000 keep

00:23:53.140 it

00:23:53.540 in

00:23:53.680 your

00:23:53.780 bed

00:23:54.180 at

00:23:54.340 night

00:23:54.640 or

00:23:54.760 even

00:23:54.980 if

00:23:55.100 you

00:23:55.180 put it

00:23:55.440 in

00:23:55.500 the

00:23:55.640 garden

00:23:55.980 and

00:23:56.120 a

00:23:56.260 bird

00:23:56.600 shits

00:23:56.940 on

00:23:57.140 that

00:23:57.340 thing

00:23:57.700 baby

00:23:57.940 that's

00:23:58.240 a

00:23:58.460 and

00:23:59.260 you

00:23:59.360 still

00:23:59.640 carrying

00:24:00.120 that

00:24:00.300 thing

00:24:00.460 to

00:24:00.600 church

00:24:00.940 I

00:24:16.380 but

00:24:18.800 yeah

00:24:19.020 they

00:24:19.200 want

00:24:19.400 to

00:24:19.500 east

00:24:19.740 wood

00:24:19.980 it

00:24:20.100 out

00:24:20.260 they

00:24:20.420 want

00:24:20.600 to

00:24:20.720 bang

00:24:21.020 it

00:24:21.140 out

00:24:21.320 that

00:24:21.500 dude

00:24:21.700 saying

00:24:22.020 mail

00:24:22.340 me

00:24:22.540 a

00:24:22.740 bullet

00:24:23.020 you

00:24:23.700 could

00:24:23.840 put

00:24:24.020 a

00:24:24.180 bullet

00:24:24.420 in

00:24:24.620 the

00:24:24.780 mail

00:24:25.080 of

00:24:25.240 that

00:24:25.420 dude

00:24:25.680 he's

00:24:25.900 ready

00:24:26.100 to

00:24:26.280 use

00:24:26.620 it

00:24:26.920 and

00:24:29.440 you

00:24:29.560 know

00:24:29.640 I

00:24:29.740 don't

00:24:29.860 know

00:24:30.040 enough

00:24:30.420 about

00:24:30.700 the

00:24:30.900 situation

00:24:31.540 but

00:24:34.120 I

00:24:34.320 just

00:24:34.560 know

00:24:34.740 that

00:24:34.900 we're

00:24:35.120 going

00:24:35.180 to

00:24:35.240 try

00:24:35.380 to

00:24:35.500 help

00:24:35.700 where

00:24:35.820 we

00:24:36.000 can

00:24:36.300 and

00:24:36.460 actually

00:24:36.760 right

00:24:37.120 now

00:24:37.540 we're

00:24:38.320 running

00:24:38.500 a

00:24:38.620 25%

00:24:39.400 off

00:24:39.660 sale

00:24:39.880 on

00:24:40.020 the

00:24:40.120 out

00:24:40.260 of

00:24:40.380 gas

00:24:40.700 collection

00:24:41.780 from

00:24:42.640 now

00:24:42.880 until

00:24:43.140 this

00:24:43.520 Sunday

00:24:43.840 March

00:24:44.240 20th

00:24:45.680 and

00:24:46.300 proceeds

00:24:46.740 from

00:24:47.120 the

00:24:47.240 sale

00:24:47.400 will

00:24:47.560 go

00:24:47.680 to

00:24:47.860 the

00:24:48.040 world

00:24:48.400 vision

00:24:48.920 international

00:24:49.640 Ukraine

00:24:50.960 crisis

00:24:51.840 fund

00:24:52.640 I

00:24:54.320 have

00:24:54.480 a

00:24:54.620 friend

00:24:54.780 that

00:24:54.960 works

00:24:55.240 for

00:24:55.380 that

00:24:55.500 organization

00:24:56.060 they're

00:24:56.340 a

00:24:56.460 great

00:24:56.740 organization

00:24:57.500 they

00:24:59.180 really

00:24:59.420 focus

00:24:59.840 on

00:25:00.040 helping

00:25:00.360 children

00:25:01.700 and

00:25:02.900 they

00:25:03.360 have

00:25:03.520 this

00:25:03.700 Ukraine

00:25:04.060 specific

00:25:04.720 crisis

00:25:05.220 fund

00:25:05.540 so

00:25:06.000 that's

00:25:06.240 where

00:25:06.320 it's

00:25:06.440 going

00:25:06.540 to

00:25:06.600 go

00:25:06.720 to

00:25:06.860 if

00:25:07.000 you

00:25:07.060 don't

00:25:07.180 like

00:25:07.340 that

00:25:07.500 charity

00:25:07.840 that's

00:25:08.180 totally

00:25:08.420 fine

00:25:09.880 effort

00:25:10.020 somewhere

00:25:10.400 else

00:25:10.660 we're

00:25:11.100 going

00:25:11.180 to

00:25:11.240 make

00:25:11.420 a

00:25:11.560 donation

00:25:11.920 as

00:25:12.240 well

00:25:12.720 well

00:25:14.120 that's

00:25:14.300 what

00:25:14.400 we're

00:25:14.520 going

00:25:14.600 to

00:25:14.660 do

00:25:14.840 man

00:25:15.200 you

00:25:16.420 know

00:25:16.720 and

00:25:16.980 yeah

00:25:18.760 it's

00:25:19.020 just

00:25:19.340 war

00:25:20.340 is

00:25:20.580 just

00:25:20.840 damn

00:25:21.380 it's

00:25:23.420 just

00:25:23.580 people

00:25:23.880 want

00:25:24.180 it

00:25:24.320 all

00:25:24.680 you

00:25:25.100 know

00:25:25.220 you

00:25:25.360 see

00:25:25.520 people

00:25:25.820 they

00:25:25.980 want

00:25:26.240 it

00:25:26.380 all

00:25:26.840 and

00:25:28.820 I

00:25:28.960 think

00:25:29.200 Putin

00:25:29.660 he

00:25:29.980 wants

00:25:30.500 to

00:25:30.680 go

00:25:30.880 out

00:25:31.040 he

00:25:31.160 wants

00:25:31.380 to

00:25:31.560 go

00:25:31.760 out

00:25:31.940 that

00:25:32.100 banger

00:25:32.580 you

00:25:33.660 know

00:25:33.760 he's

00:25:33.980 kind

00:25:34.140 of

00:25:34.220 that

00:25:34.380 fifth

00:25:34.740 year

00:25:35.040 senior

00:25:35.480 right

00:25:35.840 now

00:25:36.160 and

00:25:36.900 he's

00:25:37.080 like

00:25:37.220 I'm

00:25:37.440 not

00:25:37.660 going

00:25:37.980 out

00:25:38.280 without

00:25:38.560 using

00:25:39.340 all

00:25:39.700 the

00:25:39.900 toys

00:25:40.400 I'm

00:25:41.880 not

00:25:42.100 going

00:25:42.540 out

00:25:42.840 without

00:25:43.140 using

00:25:43.900 all

00:25:44.260 the

00:25:44.420 toys

00:25:44.800 he's

00:25:45.620 that

00:25:45.800 toy

00:25:46.140 bear

00:25:46.500 you

00:25:46.920 know

00:25:47.140 and

00:25:47.880 he

00:25:48.000 opens

00:25:48.280 up

00:25:48.480 his

00:25:48.680 toy

00:25:50.160 chest

00:25:50.500 and

00:25:50.620 it's

00:25:50.760 all

00:25:50.960 missiles

00:25:51.520 baby

00:25:51.920 it's

00:25:52.440 missiles

00:25:53.000 and

00:25:53.220 strong

00:25:53.640 knives

00:25:54.120 he's

00:25:55.300 got a

00:25:55.600 knife

00:25:55.860 that

00:25:55.980 have

00:25:56.080 a

00:25:56.200 damn

00:25:56.400 missile

00:25:56.920 in

00:25:57.240 it

00:25:57.420 you

00:25:57.900 stab

00:25:58.340 somebody

00:25:58.720 and

00:25:58.880 then

00:25:58.960 a

00:25:59.120 missile

00:25:59.560 shoots

00:26:00.020 him

00:26:00.180 like

00:26:00.400 damn

00:26:00.900 just

00:26:02.080 stabbed

00:26:02.520 him

00:26:02.800 but

00:26:04.360 that's

00:26:04.660 who

00:26:04.760 he

00:26:04.920 is

00:26:05.160 baby

00:26:05.440 that's

00:26:06.320 who

00:26:06.440 he

00:26:06.580 is

00:26:06.740 and

00:26:06.880 he

00:26:07.040 is

00:26:07.280 who

00:26:07.400 you

00:26:07.540 thought

00:26:07.820 he

00:26:07.960 was

00:26:08.140 you

00:26:08.440 always

00:26:08.860 knew

00:26:09.180 it

00:26:09.400 the

00:26:10.440 dude

00:26:10.720 shirtless

00:26:11.440 he's

00:26:11.740 out

00:26:11.940 there

00:26:12.160 fucking

00:26:12.620 you

00:26:12.900 know

00:26:13.260 he's

00:26:13.920 you

00:26:16.160 know

00:26:16.320 he's

00:26:16.560 he

00:26:16.740 don't

00:26:16.920 have

00:26:17.100 a

00:26:17.240 lot

00:26:17.380 of

00:26:17.500 heart

00:26:17.820 and

00:26:20.340 he's

00:26:20.560 from

00:26:20.740 another

00:26:21.200 era

00:26:21.660 but

00:26:24.020 Ukraine

00:26:24.520 saying

00:26:24.920 let's

00:26:25.240 bang

00:26:25.620 baby

00:26:25.960 let's

00:26:27.280 make

00:26:27.520 it

00:26:27.640 three

00:26:27.880 out

00:26:28.080 of

00:26:28.200 five

00:26:28.460 you

00:26:28.840 know

00:26:29.100 Herb

00:26:29.720 Dean's

00:26:30.000 trying

00:26:30.160 to

00:26:30.300 step

00:26:30.900 saying

00:26:31.220 nah

00:26:31.520 nah

00:26:31.720 nah

00:26:31.960 let

00:26:32.460 it

00:26:32.640 go

00:26:32.940 let

00:26:34.800 it

00:26:34.940 go

00:26:35.140 I'd

00:26:35.360 love

00:26:35.480 to

00:26:35.620 see

00:26:35.800 Bisping

00:26:36.300 and

00:26:36.500 Anik

00:26:36.940 commentate

00:26:38.540 it

00:26:38.860 because

00:26:40.260 I

00:26:40.400 wouldn't

00:26:40.520 be

00:26:40.640 surprised

00:26:40.940 to

00:26:41.080 see

00:26:41.260 Ukraine

00:26:41.620 make

00:26:41.840 that

00:26:42.020 comeback

00:26:42.340 and

00:26:42.720 you

00:26:46.080 know

00:26:46.280 and

00:26:46.520 our

00:26:46.920 thoughts

00:26:47.220 and

00:26:47.420 well

00:26:47.600 wishes

00:26:47.860 and

00:26:48.080 prayers

00:26:48.300 with

00:26:48.500 everybody

00:26:48.820 over

00:26:49.160 there

00:26:49.440 it's

00:26:49.800 a lot

00:26:50.060 of

00:26:50.180 travesty

00:26:50.700 going

00:26:50.940 on

00:26:51.180 when

00:26:51.340 you

00:26:51.460 see

00:26:51.640 war

00:26:51.980 happening

00:26:52.380 and

00:26:53.600 in

00:26:53.720 a

00:26:53.880 second

00:26:54.100 we're

00:26:54.300 going

00:26:54.380 to

00:26:54.460 take

00:26:54.620 those

00:26:54.840 calls

00:26:55.340 we

00:26:55.840 had

00:26:55.940 a

00:26:56.020 lot

00:26:56.120 of

00:26:56.200 people

00:26:56.340 call

00:26:56.640 in

00:26:56.760 about

00:26:56.940 the

00:26:57.120 masturbation

00:26:57.860 and

00:26:59.100 if

00:26:59.260 they

00:26:59.400 had

00:26:59.540 ever

00:26:59.700 had

00:26:59.880 a

00:27:00.060 sibling

00:27:00.500 if

00:27:02.060 they

00:27:02.220 caught

00:27:02.880 a

00:27:03.060 sibling

00:27:03.300 masturbating

00:27:04.020 how

00:27:04.200 that

00:27:04.380 had

00:27:04.580 fared

00:27:04.980 and

00:27:06.220 what

00:27:06.420 that's

00:27:06.740 like

00:27:07.140 to

00:27:07.980 grow

00:27:08.400 up

00:27:08.700 being

00:27:09.040 a

00:27:09.320 victim

00:27:09.660 of

00:27:10.020 visual

00:27:13.600 sibling

00:27:14.220 masturbation

00:27:15.080 seeing

00:27:17.180 victim

00:27:19.400 so

00:27:20.060 alright

00:27:21.600 I

00:27:22.060 want

00:27:22.200 to

00:27:22.260 know

00:27:22.500 what

00:27:23.120 would

00:27:23.300 you

00:27:23.400 do

00:27:23.660 if

00:27:23.820 you

00:27:23.900 didn't

00:27:24.020 have

00:27:24.100 any

00:27:24.220 high

00:27:24.440 interest

00:27:24.740 loans

00:27:25.180 and

00:27:26.500 it's

00:27:26.660 a

00:27:26.780 good

00:27:26.980 question

00:27:27.400 because

00:27:27.560 some

00:27:27.780 people

00:27:27.980 don't

00:27:28.160 know

00:27:28.480 some

00:27:30.060 people

00:27:30.300 might

00:27:30.740 make

00:27:31.040 themselves

00:27:31.460 a

00:27:31.720 steak

00:27:32.000 dinner

00:27:32.380 or

00:27:33.600 get

00:27:33.800 a

00:27:34.160 steak

00:27:34.420 for

00:27:34.580 the

00:27:34.740 kid

00:27:35.000 a

00:27:35.200 kid

00:27:35.380 had

00:27:35.520 never

00:27:35.660 had

00:27:35.820 a

00:27:35.980 steak

00:27:36.300 I

00:27:38.380 remember

00:27:38.600 I

00:27:38.700 had

00:27:38.780 my

00:27:38.920 first

00:27:39.160 steak

00:27:39.460 when

00:27:39.580 I

00:27:39.680 think

00:27:39.980 I

00:27:40.060 was

00:27:40.180 16

00:27:40.780 17

00:27:41.340 somebody

00:27:42.200 daddy

00:27:42.540 cut

00:27:42.840 me

00:27:42.960 a piece

00:27:43.300 of

00:27:43.440 steak

00:27:43.660 or

00:27:43.820 left

00:27:44.080 some

00:27:44.300 on

00:27:44.420 his

00:27:44.560 plate

00:27:44.800 because

00:27:45.000 he

00:27:45.100 got

00:27:45.280 drunk

00:27:45.660 and

00:27:47.020 I

00:27:47.200 ate

00:27:47.420 it

00:27:47.660 well

00:27:48.360 what

00:27:48.520 would

00:27:48.680 you

00:27:48.780 do

00:27:49.100 if

00:27:50.400 you

00:27:50.480 didn't

00:27:50.600 have

00:27:50.740 high

00:27:50.960 interest

00:27:51.220 loans

00:27:51.580 or

00:27:51.720 credit

00:27:51.920 card

00:27:52.180 debt

00:27:52.460 would

00:27:52.740 you

00:27:52.860 move

00:27:53.080 to

00:27:53.200 a

00:27:53.320 new

00:27:53.460 city

00:27:53.860 would

00:27:54.600 you

00:27:54.700 start

00:27:54.940 a

00:27:55.080 family

00:27:55.380 or

00:27:55.500 a

00:27:55.640 new

00:27:55.840 family

00:27:56.340 a lot

00:27:56.820 of

00:27:56.940 men

00:27:57.140 do

00:27:57.340 that

00:27:57.700 through

00:27:59.060 upstart

00:27:59.820 you

00:28:00.260 can

00:28:00.460 pay

00:28:00.680 off

00:28:00.820 your

00:28:00.960 existing

00:28:01.360 debt

00:28:01.660 quickly

00:28:02.160 with

00:28:03.040 a

00:28:03.180 personal

00:28:03.600 loan

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00:29:13.400 you

00:29:13.520 about

00:29:13.820 all

00:29:14.340 birds

00:29:15.200 and

00:29:16.300 I'm

00:29:16.440 not

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00:29:17.220 gulls

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00:29:22.740 talking

00:29:23.660 about

00:29:23.800 the

00:29:23.960 shoes

00:29:24.400 man

00:29:24.760 you

00:29:25.760 want

00:29:25.860 to

00:29:26.020 feel

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00:29:26.420 feet

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00:29:30.240 new

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00:29:30.620 birds

00:29:31.060 tree

00:29:32.220 dasher

00:29:33.120 two

00:29:33.720 I

00:29:34.900 love

00:29:35.100 my

00:29:35.280 all

00:29:35.440 birds

00:29:35.680 I

00:29:35.840 love

00:29:36.000 them

00:29:36.100 when

00:29:36.200 I

00:29:36.280 go

00:29:36.360 to

00:29:36.440 the

00:29:36.560 airport

00:29:36.840 I

00:29:37.060 put

00:29:37.200 them

00:29:37.320 on

00:29:37.640 you

00:29:38.400 know

00:29:38.540 if

00:29:38.660 I'm

00:29:38.740 going

00:29:38.900 to

00:29:39.020 a

00:29:39.200 casual

00:29:39.880 business

00:29:40.380 meeting

00:29:40.760 which

00:29:42.580 a lot

00:29:42.860 of

00:29:42.980 business

00:29:43.220 meetings

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00:29:43.760 now

00:29:44.080 and

00:29:44.600 they're

00:29:44.740 casual

00:29:45.200 or

00:29:45.360 semi

00:29:45.700 casual

00:29:46.140 I

00:29:46.360 think

00:29:46.600 then

00:29:48.260 that's

00:29:48.520 how

00:29:48.620 you

00:29:48.760 do

00:29:49.000 it

00:29:49.220 you

00:29:50.000 know

00:29:50.120 and

00:29:50.220 I

00:29:50.280 don't

00:29:50.340 know

00:29:50.420 what

00:29:50.540 semi

00:29:50.840 casual

00:29:51.180 means

00:29:51.440 it

00:29:51.540 might

00:29:51.680 mean

00:29:51.880 you

00:29:52.020 have

00:29:52.160 a

00:29:52.260 little

00:29:52.360 bit

00:29:52.480 of

00:29:52.580 an

00:29:52.740 erection

00:29:53.640 but

00:29:54.580 I

00:29:54.720 don't

00:29:54.860 know

00:29:55.060 that

00:29:55.380 and

00:29:55.920 don't

00:29:56.120 quote

00:29:56.380 me

00:29:56.500 on

00:29:56.620 that

00:29:56.800 but

00:29:57.120 you

00:29:57.240 can

00:29:57.460 quote

00:29:57.720 me

00:29:57.940 that

00:29:58.340 the

00:29:58.500 all

00:29:58.800 birds

00:29:59.140 tree

00:29:59.560 dasher

00:30:00.040 two

00:30:00.480 is

00:30:01.240 a

00:30:01.380 great

00:30:01.680 shoe

00:30:02.060 and

00:30:04.540 it's

00:30:04.740 it's

00:30:05.120 a

00:30:05.240 running

00:30:05.500 shoe

00:30:05.800 now

00:30:06.080 you

00:30:06.260 know

00:30:06.400 I

00:30:06.940 I've

00:30:07.620 I've

00:30:07.940 frequented

00:30:08.420 the

00:30:08.860 casual

00:30:10.000 pairs

00:30:10.560 but

00:30:11.380 the

00:30:11.540 running

00:30:11.900 shoe

00:30:12.300 is

00:30:12.500 different

00:30:12.860 it's

00:30:13.440 for

00:30:13.620 outdoors

00:30:14.220 it's

00:30:14.580 for

00:30:14.740 taking

00:30:15.360 on

00:30:15.680 your

00:30:15.860 goals

00:30:16.520 out

00:30:16.840 there

00:30:17.100 in

00:30:17.240 the

00:30:17.400 spring

00:30:17.940 and

00:30:18.840 feeling

00:30:19.300 it

00:30:19.500 let

00:30:19.680 nature

00:30:20.080 say

00:30:20.400 hey

00:30:20.640 I'll

00:30:20.860 meet

00:30:21.100 you

00:30:21.380 outdoors

00:30:22.860 I'll

00:30:23.580 meet

00:30:23.740 you

00:30:23.900 halfway

00:30:24.420 mother

00:30:24.780 nature

00:30:25.240 let's

00:30:25.900 go

00:30:26.040 for

00:30:26.220 a

00:30:26.380 jog

00:30:26.700 their

00:30:27.260 light

00:30:27.680 more

00:30:28.020 responsive

00:30:28.580 foam

00:30:29.100 adds

00:30:29.480 spring

00:30:30.240 to

00:30:30.520 every

00:30:30.800 step

00:30:31.220 extra

00:30:32.180 traction

00:30:32.940 grips

00:30:33.340 the

00:30:33.540 pavement

00:30:33.920 they

00:30:35.060 have

00:30:35.380 FSC

00:30:36.140 certified

00:30:36.740 tinsel

00:30:37.740 lyosel

00:30:39.660 that's

00:30:40.840 right

00:30:41.080 eucalyptus

00:30:41.780 tree

00:30:42.140 fiber

00:30:42.860 built

00:30:43.320 into

00:30:43.600 them

00:30:43.780 dang

00:30:44.220 so

00:30:45.040 if

00:30:45.600 you're

00:30:45.760 running

00:30:45.980 on

00:30:46.160 a

00:30:46.280 trail

00:30:46.480 you're

00:30:46.720 putting

00:30:46.880 nature

00:30:47.300 on

00:30:47.560 nature

00:30:47.920 baby

00:30:48.240 shoelaces

00:30:49.080 made

00:30:49.340 from

00:30:49.540 recycled

00:30:50.100 plastic

00:30:50.960 bottles

00:30:52.000 go to

00:30:53.820 allbirds.com

00:30:55.460 the new

00:30:55.740 allbirds

00:30:56.320 tree

00:30:56.900 dasher

00:30:57.700 too

00:30:58.420 I love

00:30:59.400 my

00:30:59.580 allbirds

00:31:00.040 I really

00:31:00.760 do

00:31:01.100 and you

00:31:01.620 will

00:31:01.900 too

00:31:02.260 yeah

00:31:04.000 we had

00:31:04.380 this

00:31:04.600 call

00:31:04.940 that

00:31:05.140 came

00:31:05.420 in

00:31:05.760 I

00:31:07.820 want

00:31:07.980 to

00:31:08.100 play

00:31:08.400 this

00:31:08.760 sucker

00:31:09.180 hey

00:31:10.600 Theo

00:31:11.100 my

00:31:12.380 name

00:31:12.580 is

00:31:12.740 Big

00:31:12.980 Daddy

00:31:13.260 Jay

00:31:13.700 Big

00:31:14.800 Daddy

00:31:15.140 Jay

00:31:15.700 brother

00:31:16.200 and

00:31:17.400 appreciate

00:31:18.340 your

00:31:18.680 call

00:31:19.020 man

00:31:19.460 onward

00:31:21.500 I'm

00:31:22.560 calling

00:31:22.940 all the

00:31:23.600 way

00:31:23.800 from

00:31:24.260 Walnut

00:31:25.280 California

00:31:26.220 Run-a-ponia

00:31:27.200 Walnut

00:31:28.960 and

00:31:30.360 so

00:31:31.740 you know

00:31:32.180 it's a

00:31:32.460 nut

00:31:32.640 walnut

00:31:33.080 is a

00:31:33.540 nut

00:31:33.740 you don't

00:31:34.020 hear much

00:31:34.420 about

00:31:34.780 peanut

00:31:36.180 really

00:31:36.620 have a

00:31:36.980 lot

00:31:37.180 of

00:31:37.280 the

00:31:37.520 they

00:31:38.980 kind

00:31:39.300 of

00:31:39.600 they

00:31:40.640 got

00:31:40.920 a

00:31:41.140 lot

00:31:41.440 of

00:31:41.520 the

00:31:41.640 acreage

00:31:42.220 walnut

00:31:43.420 it's

00:31:45.660 kind

00:31:45.900 of

00:31:46.000 that

00:31:46.180 all

00:31:46.380 you know

00:31:46.840 it's

00:31:47.280 kind

00:31:47.440 of

00:31:47.520 that

00:31:47.680 unorthodox

00:31:48.540 strain

00:31:49.240 looking

00:31:49.620 nut

00:31:50.060 it

00:31:50.960 looks

00:31:51.260 like

00:31:51.420 a

00:31:51.560 damn

00:31:51.800 nut

00:31:52.180 out

00:31:52.340 of

00:31:52.400 your

00:31:52.540 body

00:31:52.940 a

00:31:53.220 body

00:31:53.500 nut

00:31:53.900 you

00:31:54.960 know

00:31:55.120 a

00:31:55.340 sack

00:31:55.640 nut

00:31:56.000 that

00:31:58.640 little

00:31:58.840 seed

00:31:59.260 baby

00:31:59.580 it

00:31:59.780 looks

00:31:59.940 like

00:32:00.080 a

00:32:00.200 real

00:32:00.360 body

00:32:00.720 nut

00:32:01.180 but

00:32:03.200 yeah

00:32:03.540 anyway

00:32:04.900 I don't

00:32:05.280 know what

00:32:05.420 I'm

00:32:05.500 talking

00:32:05.660 about

00:32:05.820 homeward

00:32:06.140 hey

00:32:07.180 man

00:32:07.400 I just

00:32:07.680 wanted to

00:32:08.040 say

00:32:08.360 I love

00:32:09.060 the podcast

00:32:09.840 I love

00:32:11.260 the comedy

00:32:11.880 specials you got

00:32:12.660 on Netflix

00:32:13.320 hilarious

00:32:14.260 and I

00:32:15.820 wanted to

00:32:16.100 ask you

00:32:16.640 if you

00:32:17.420 don't

00:32:17.720 mind

00:32:18.160 blowing

00:32:18.480 up

00:32:18.700 the

00:32:18.840 spot

00:32:19.160 what's

00:32:20.660 the

00:32:20.840 name

00:32:21.180 of

00:32:21.420 the

00:32:21.700 ayahuasca

00:32:22.660 retreat

00:32:23.400 that you

00:32:23.780 went to

00:32:24.200 in LA

00:32:24.680 I've

00:32:26.280 been

00:32:26.480 feeling

00:32:27.200 a need

00:32:27.640 to go

00:32:28.000 and get

00:32:28.300 that

00:32:28.540 done

00:32:28.920 gang

00:32:29.960 baby

00:32:30.180 I

00:32:30.320 appreciate

00:32:30.620 you

00:32:30.820 asking

00:32:31.180 and it's

00:32:31.560 a

00:32:31.740 secretive

00:32:32.240 place

00:32:32.560 that's

00:32:32.860 the

00:32:33.000 thing

00:32:33.680 right

00:32:33.960 now

00:32:34.260 you know

00:32:35.280 it can't

00:32:35.600 be

00:32:35.720 legally

00:32:36.200 done

00:32:36.740 in

00:32:36.940 America

00:32:37.440 I believe

00:32:38.580 unless

00:32:38.820 you're

00:32:39.020 a

00:32:39.220 church

00:32:39.780 let me

00:32:46.200 see

00:32:46.540 it says

00:32:47.180 right

00:32:47.500 here

00:32:48.020 the

00:32:48.500 ayahuasca

00:32:48.960 plant

00:32:49.260 itself

00:32:49.600 is

00:32:49.800 not

00:32:50.120 illegal

00:32:50.560 in

00:32:50.720 the

00:32:50.800 United

00:32:50.980 States

00:32:51.300 however

00:32:51.600 the

00:32:51.840 active

00:32:52.240 ingredient

00:32:52.900 DMT

00:32:53.600 is

00:32:54.220 as

00:32:54.880 it

00:32:55.000 is

00:32:55.140 classified

00:32:55.620 as

00:32:56.360 a

00:32:56.520 schedule

00:32:56.800 one

00:32:57.120 drug

00:32:57.460 which

00:32:57.640 is

00:32:57.780 the

00:32:57.900 same

00:32:58.080 category

00:32:58.660 as

00:32:59.240 hair

00:32:59.540 on

00:32:59.840 and

00:32:59.980 ecstasy

00:33:00.480 man

00:33:01.080 I

00:33:02.060 can

00:33:02.180 tell

00:33:02.380 you

00:33:02.480 these

00:33:02.660 things

00:33:03.060 are

00:33:03.600 way

00:33:03.900 ayahuasca

00:33:04.900 is

00:33:05.040 way

00:33:05.260 different

00:33:05.520 than

00:33:05.700 that

00:33:05.980 ayahuasca

00:33:07.460 has

00:33:07.640 been

00:33:07.800 decriminalized

00:33:08.860 in

00:33:09.080 Oakland

00:33:09.500 California

00:33:10.500 Santa

00:33:10.980 Cruz

00:33:11.700 Denver

00:33:14.700 Colorado

00:33:15.360 Washington

00:33:15.840 DC

00:33:16.200 and

00:33:16.500 Cambridge

00:33:17.000 Massachusetts

00:33:17.660 this

00:33:18.540 means

00:33:18.740 you

00:33:18.880 won't

00:33:19.080 face

00:33:19.360 prosecution

00:33:20.000 if

00:33:20.300 you

00:33:20.440 possess

00:33:20.940 or

00:33:21.180 use

00:33:21.580 a

00:33:21.740 psychedelic

00:33:22.280 brew

00:33:22.620 but

00:33:23.980 only

00:33:24.240 in

00:33:24.440 these

00:33:24.740 cities

00:33:25.280 and

00:33:28.000 I

00:33:28.140 don't

00:33:28.260 know

00:33:28.440 how

00:33:28.640 much

00:33:28.860 of

00:33:29.000 that

00:33:29.180 is

00:33:29.320 true

00:33:29.480 I

00:33:29.640 don't

00:33:29.820 know

00:33:30.000 if

00:33:30.140 that's

00:33:30.400 really

00:33:30.620 the

00:33:30.800 best

00:33:31.060 information

00:33:31.600 this

00:33:31.880 is

00:33:32.020 just

00:33:32.180 off

00:33:32.380 a

00:33:32.540 random

00:33:32.940 space

00:33:35.300 on

00:33:35.560 the

00:33:35.720 internet

00:33:36.140 let

00:33:36.720 me

00:33:36.800 read

00:33:37.080 one

00:33:37.320 more

00:33:37.680 while it

00:33:47.000 is true

00:33:47.420 that only

00:33:47.960 the two

00:33:48.460 main

00:33:48.740 Brazilian

00:33:49.320 ayahuasca

00:33:50.100 religions

00:33:50.860 unayo

00:33:52.000 do

00:33:52.460 vegetal

00:33:53.460 and

00:33:54.340 santo

00:33:54.780 daime

00:33:55.240 have

00:33:56.060 secured

00:33:56.580 legal

00:33:57.220 protections

00:33:58.200 for

00:33:58.620 sacramental

00:33:59.260 ayahuasca

00:33:59.960 use

00:34:00.380 in the

00:34:00.740 US

00:34:01.220 and

00:34:02.480 those

00:34:02.680 legal

00:34:02.920 protections

00:34:03.340 do

00:34:03.620 not

00:34:03.880 yet

00:34:04.120 formally

00:34:04.640 extend

00:34:05.140 to

00:34:05.360 anyone

00:34:05.720 else

00:34:06.160 today

00:34:07.140 there

00:34:07.400 is

00:34:07.520 a

00:34:07.660 growing

00:34:07.900 movement

00:34:08.220 of

00:34:08.400 churches

00:34:08.900 asserting

00:34:09.540 their

00:34:09.780 rights

00:34:10.260 either

00:34:10.960 by

00:34:11.180 formal

00:34:11.620 petitions

00:34:12.260 or

00:34:12.580 heel

00:34:12.940 digging

00:34:13.320 perseverance

00:34:14.020 to

00:34:14.840 use

00:34:15.120 psychedelic

00:34:15.780 sacraments

00:34:16.420 as part

00:34:16.940 of the

00:34:17.220 free

00:34:17.500 exercise

00:34:18.040 of

00:34:18.460 their

00:34:18.640 religions

00:34:19.160 under

00:34:19.860 the

00:34:20.080 first

00:34:20.380 amendment

00:34:20.820 of

00:34:21.140 the

00:34:21.300 US

00:34:21.660 constitution

00:34:22.460 and

00:34:23.340 the

00:34:23.480 religious

00:34:23.840 freedom

00:34:24.240 restoration

00:34:24.840 act

00:34:25.440 that's

00:34:28.160 really

00:34:28.360 interesting

00:34:28.960 this

00:34:31.440 article

00:34:31.700 is also

00:34:32.000 from

00:34:32.200 2020

00:34:32.840 so

00:34:33.440 that

00:34:33.600 doesn't

00:34:33.900 really

00:34:34.160 help

00:34:34.580 us

00:34:35.120 let me

00:34:36.600 see if

00:34:36.820 I can

00:34:36.980 get

00:34:37.100 anything

00:34:37.420 more

00:34:37.700 recent

00:34:38.340 Seattle

00:34:40.400 psychedelic

00:34:41.140 revolution

00:34:41.680 has

00:34:42.200 arrived

00:34:42.980 decriminalization

00:34:44.340 means

00:34:44.680 shrooms

00:34:45.040 have

00:34:45.280 officially

00:34:45.640 taken

00:34:46.020 root

00:34:46.480 oh

00:34:47.760 interesting

00:34:48.260 you know

00:34:53.780 I'm gonna

00:34:54.080 have to

00:34:54.280 do a

00:34:54.520 little bit

00:34:54.760 more

00:34:55.060 investigative

00:34:56.080 on this

00:34:56.860 I'm gonna

00:34:57.660 have to

00:34:57.820 do a

00:34:58.000 little bit

00:34:58.140 more

00:34:58.280 investigative

00:34:58.620 from

00:34:58.880 what

00:34:59.080 I

00:34:59.360 know

00:34:59.640 what

00:34:59.840 from

00:35:00.060 what

00:35:00.200 I

00:35:00.360 believe

00:35:01.080 and

00:35:02.100 have

00:35:02.280 heard

00:35:02.540 you

00:35:02.960 have

00:35:03.180 to

00:35:03.300 be

00:35:03.440 a

00:35:03.640 church

00:35:04.140 to

00:35:05.160 administer

00:35:06.580 the

00:35:06.880 drug

00:35:07.280 you

00:35:08.180 have

00:35:08.360 to

00:35:08.480 be

00:35:08.600 a

00:35:08.760 church

00:35:09.160 I

00:35:10.180 know

00:35:10.340 there's

00:35:10.500 a lot

00:35:10.760 of

00:35:10.860 groups

00:35:11.060 that

00:35:11.160 are

00:35:11.260 fighting

00:35:11.560 and

00:35:11.720 pushing

00:35:11.960 for

00:35:12.220 it

00:35:12.340 the

00:35:12.780 group

00:35:13.060 that

00:35:13.240 I

00:35:13.420 did

00:35:13.620 it

00:35:13.740 with

00:35:13.940 is

00:35:14.140 fighting

00:35:14.520 and

00:35:15.080 pushing

00:35:17.640 for

00:35:18.020 it

00:35:18.280 but

00:35:19.060 in

00:35:19.180 the

00:35:19.300 meantime

00:35:19.620 it's

00:35:19.980 got

00:35:21.280 a

00:35:21.420 trap

00:35:21.680 house

00:35:21.920 vibe

00:35:22.240 to

00:35:22.460 it

00:35:22.900 and

00:35:25.080 it's

00:35:25.360 really

00:35:26.060 fascinating

00:35:26.480 you go

00:35:26.980 and you

00:35:27.240 wear

00:35:27.460 all

00:35:27.640 white

00:35:28.040 and you

00:35:28.380 sit

00:35:28.720 there

00:35:29.120 and you

00:35:29.520 are

00:35:29.700 in

00:35:29.860 this

00:35:30.080 group

00:35:31.080 and I

00:35:32.380 didn't

00:35:32.540 know

00:35:32.720 anybody

00:35:33.160 when I

00:35:33.500 went

00:35:33.860 and

00:35:34.480 you

00:35:36.060 drink

00:35:36.340 one

00:35:36.620 plant

00:35:37.040 and

00:35:37.340 then

00:35:37.480 a

00:35:37.660 little

00:35:37.780 while

00:35:38.060 later

00:35:38.320 you

00:35:38.460 drink

00:35:38.680 another

00:35:39.040 plant

00:35:39.460 and

00:35:40.720 you

00:35:40.840 sit

00:35:41.160 there

00:35:41.580 and

00:35:42.800 you

00:35:42.940 just

00:35:43.200 start

00:35:43.600 like

00:35:43.920 meditating

00:35:44.580 you

00:35:45.620 just

00:35:45.820 start

00:35:46.040 having

00:35:46.240 a

00:35:46.420 thought

00:35:46.720 and

00:35:46.960 then

00:35:47.080 it

00:35:47.200 becomes

00:35:47.720 a

00:35:48.480 story

00:35:48.900 and

00:35:50.360 then

00:35:50.900 the

00:35:52.820 story

00:35:53.380 you

00:35:54.520 start

00:35:54.720 to

00:35:54.880 realize

00:35:55.180 that

00:35:55.360 it's

00:35:55.520 not

00:35:55.760 just

00:35:55.980 a

00:35:56.180 thought

00:35:56.480 you're

00:35:56.700 having

00:35:57.100 it's

00:35:58.080 a

00:35:58.520 sometimes

00:36:01.600 kind

00:36:01.860 of a

00:36:02.080 realization

00:36:02.700 I

00:36:06.000 don't

00:36:06.100 know

00:36:06.260 I'll

00:36:06.560 go

00:36:06.680 more

00:36:06.900 into

00:36:07.060 it

00:36:07.140 I'm

00:36:07.260 going

00:36:07.320 to

00:36:07.400 think

00:36:07.580 more

00:36:07.780 about

00:36:08.120 it

00:36:08.400 if

00:36:09.580 you

00:36:09.640 have

00:36:09.720 any

00:36:09.860 questions

00:36:10.200 about

00:36:10.380 the

00:36:10.500 ayahuasca

00:36:10.940 send

00:36:11.240 in

00:36:11.440 or

00:36:11.920 about

00:36:12.120 my

00:36:12.320 experience

00:36:12.780 send

00:36:13.040 them

00:36:13.180 in

00:36:13.340 and

00:36:13.440 I'll

00:36:13.560 try

00:36:13.720 to

00:36:13.840 do

00:36:13.960 an

00:36:14.100 episode

00:36:14.420 about

00:36:14.880 it

00:36:15.240 next

00:36:17.340 time

00:36:17.760 I

00:36:19.160 know

00:36:19.320 last

00:36:19.640 time

00:36:19.820 we

00:36:19.960 put

00:36:20.140 this

00:36:20.460 question

00:36:20.940 on

00:36:21.200 it

00:36:21.300 was

00:36:21.420 a

00:36:21.560 very

00:36:21.820 interesting

00:36:22.440 question

00:36:23.020 as

00:36:23.240 to

00:36:23.420 the

00:36:23.720 time

00:36:24.620 in

00:36:24.820 men's

00:36:25.240 life

00:36:25.640 about

00:36:26.880 their

00:36:27.100 body

00:36:27.560 and

00:36:27.740 their

00:36:28.060 semen

00:36:32.700 hear

00:36:32.880 that

00:36:33.040 question

00:36:33.320 right

00:36:33.540 now

00:36:33.700 here

00:36:33.920 it

00:36:34.060 is

00:36:34.440 I'm

00:36:36.080 sure

00:36:36.260 there's

00:36:36.420 probably

00:36:36.580 if

00:36:36.940 there's

00:36:37.100 anybody

00:36:37.340 out

00:36:37.640 there

00:36:37.780 if

00:36:37.880 you

00:36:37.980 ever

00:36:38.160 had

00:36:38.360 a

00:36:38.540 brother

00:36:38.860 you

00:36:39.060 accidentally

00:36:39.460 seen

00:36:39.800 your

00:36:39.940 brother

00:36:40.160 masturbate

00:36:40.860 or

00:36:40.980 something

00:36:41.260 you know

00:36:42.380 and I'm

00:36:42.620 not

00:36:42.780 trying

00:36:43.000 to be

00:36:43.460 you know

00:36:45.180 nasty

00:36:45.800 or

00:36:46.020 whatever

00:36:46.340 but I'm

00:36:46.960 just

00:36:47.160 curious

00:36:47.740 the

00:36:47.960 effect

00:36:48.380 it

00:36:48.580 has

00:36:48.840 on

00:36:49.080 you

00:36:49.200 can

00:36:49.400 you

00:36:49.560 still

00:36:50.120 look

00:36:51.620 at

00:36:51.740 him

00:36:51.880 the

00:36:52.040 same

00:36:52.280 is

00:36:52.420 everything

00:36:52.680 still

00:36:53.040 okay

00:36:53.460 between

00:36:53.880 you

00:36:54.260 and

00:36:56.240 if

00:36:56.380 you

00:36:56.520 saw

00:36:56.740 him

00:36:56.840 do

00:36:56.960 you

00:36:57.080 tell

00:36:57.340 him

00:36:57.540 you

00:36:58.380 let

00:36:58.600 him

00:36:58.720 know

00:36:58.900 that

00:36:59.140 or

00:36:59.240 is

00:36:59.360 that

00:36:59.460 a

00:36:59.600 private

00:36:59.940 thing

00:37:00.360 and

00:37:00.560 you

00:37:02.340 know

00:37:02.500 or

00:37:02.640 if

00:37:02.760 your

00:37:03.160 brother

00:37:03.360 saw

00:37:03.680 you

00:37:03.980 how

00:37:04.160 did

00:37:04.300 you

00:37:04.420 handle

00:37:04.700 that

00:37:05.040 you

00:37:07.000 know

00:37:07.120 how

00:37:07.260 did

00:37:07.360 you

00:37:07.680 handle

00:37:07.880 that

00:37:08.200 and

00:37:09.020 we

00:37:09.180 had

00:37:09.380 a lot

00:37:09.820 of

00:37:09.980 interesting

00:37:10.480 calls

00:37:11.040 man

00:37:11.280 and

00:37:11.380 I

00:37:11.500 find

00:37:11.780 this

00:37:11.960 stuff

00:37:12.180 to be

00:37:12.480 fascinating

00:37:13.200 and

00:37:15.120 some

00:37:15.480 you

00:37:15.720 know

00:37:15.900 some

00:37:17.080 people

00:37:17.380 will

00:37:17.660 say

00:37:18.140 this

00:37:19.980 stuff's

00:37:20.340 homoerotic

00:37:21.020 I don't

00:37:21.360 find

00:37:21.720 that

00:37:22.060 but

00:37:23.680 I

00:37:23.800 find

00:37:24.080 it

00:37:24.200 interesting

00:37:24.760 to

00:37:25.260 get

00:37:26.020 a

00:37:26.260 bead

00:37:26.620 on

00:37:27.080 how

00:37:28.280 we

00:37:28.780 learn

00:37:29.480 sex

00:37:30.140 and

00:37:31.840 what

00:37:32.140 it

00:37:32.320 means

00:37:32.800 and

00:37:32.960 how

00:37:33.160 we

00:37:33.340 you

00:37:34.200 know

00:37:34.320 I've

00:37:34.580 had

00:37:34.760 taboos

00:37:35.400 and

00:37:35.500 things

00:37:35.720 in

00:37:35.880 my

00:37:36.100 life

00:37:36.360 where

00:37:36.480 I

00:37:36.500 can't

00:37:37.180 talk

00:37:37.480 about

00:37:37.640 this

00:37:37.820 I

00:37:37.940 can't

00:37:38.240 share

00:37:38.620 this

00:37:38.940 I

00:37:39.380 can't

00:37:39.740 say

00:37:39.980 things

00:37:40.320 that

00:37:40.460 I'm

00:37:40.640 into

00:37:40.980 or

00:37:41.160 not

00:37:41.460 into

00:37:41.820 I'm

00:37:42.100 afraid

00:37:42.640 I've

00:37:45.120 always

00:37:45.340 had an

00:37:45.640 intense

00:37:45.980 nervousness

00:37:46.800 around

00:37:47.120 sex

00:37:47.660 so

00:37:50.880 it's

00:37:52.100 always

00:37:52.340 felt

00:37:52.600 like

00:37:52.760 it's

00:37:52.940 just

00:37:53.100 crazy

00:37:53.820 game

00:37:54.100 of

00:37:54.240 freeze

00:37:54.600 tag

00:37:54.980 where

00:37:55.160 it's

00:37:55.300 just

00:37:55.440 like

00:37:55.660 you're

00:37:56.260 it

00:37:56.580 you're

00:37:56.880 it

00:37:57.060 you're

00:37:57.360 it

00:37:57.540 you're

00:37:58.260 it

00:37:58.420 you're

00:37:58.620 it

00:37:58.740 you're

00:37:58.900 it

00:37:59.480 you know

00:38:00.200 it's

00:38:00.420 like

00:38:00.660 I don't

00:38:02.240 know

00:38:02.400 I've

00:38:02.560 never

00:38:02.780 handled

00:38:03.160 it

00:38:03.340 super

00:38:03.580 well

00:38:04.000 I get

00:38:05.260 so damn

00:38:05.680 excited

00:38:06.120 I'm like

00:38:06.400 one of

00:38:06.600 those

00:38:06.800 fainting

00:38:07.540 goats

00:38:07.960 you know

00:38:08.480 I'm like

00:38:10.040 one of

00:38:10.260 those

00:38:10.460 fainting

00:38:10.860 goats

00:38:11.220 baby

00:38:11.520 when it

00:38:11.840 comes

00:38:12.160 to

00:38:12.360 the

00:38:12.560 sexual

00:38:13.440 and

00:38:15.000 the

00:38:15.140 full

00:38:15.400 sexual

00:38:15.900 baby

00:38:16.220 I got

00:38:16.540 that

00:38:16.780 fainting

00:38:17.160 goat

00:38:17.420 energy

00:38:17.840 you know

00:38:18.820 what I'm

00:38:18.940 saying

00:38:19.200 I'll

00:38:19.460 be

00:38:19.600 in

00:38:19.800 there

00:38:20.100 I'll

00:38:21.120 be

00:38:21.240 bleating

00:38:21.900 and

00:38:26.260 before I

00:38:28.640 know it

00:38:29.000 a couple

00:38:29.420 thrusts

00:38:31.060 in

00:38:31.260 and the

00:38:31.540 clock

00:38:32.480 strikes

00:38:32.880 midnight

00:38:33.340 and I'm

00:38:34.020 I'm

00:38:35.460 faint

00:38:35.720 you know

00:38:35.980 I faint

00:38:36.440 you know

00:38:37.300 my energy

00:38:38.200 gets so

00:38:38.640 heightened

00:38:38.900 up I

00:38:39.200 can't

00:38:39.480 handle

00:38:39.760 it

00:38:39.980 and my

00:38:40.340 brain

00:38:40.640 shuts

00:38:40.980 down

00:38:41.360 but

00:38:42.760 anyway

00:38:43.080 let's

00:38:43.840 get back

00:38:44.160 to you

00:38:44.440 guys

00:38:44.660 sorry

00:38:44.920 I'm

00:38:45.100 hogging

00:38:45.520 all

00:38:45.700 this

00:38:46.020 that

00:38:47.860 was

00:38:48.040 the

00:38:48.200 question

00:38:48.600 and

00:38:48.900 you

00:38:49.000 guys

00:38:49.160 had

00:38:49.280 some

00:38:49.420 great

00:38:49.740 great

00:38:50.200 calls

00:38:50.560 that

00:38:50.700 came

00:38:50.920 in

00:38:51.100 man

00:38:51.300 I

00:38:56.260 Zach

00:38:58.000 and

00:38:59.360 that's

00:38:59.600 short

00:38:59.840 usually

00:39:00.080 for

00:39:00.300 Zachariah

00:39:01.280 I

00:39:01.420 believe

00:39:01.820 or

00:39:02.960 Zach

00:39:04.620 Z-A-C-H

00:39:07.100 Zach

00:39:07.580 maybe

00:39:07.880 even

00:39:08.220 I

00:39:09.140 think

00:39:09.300 it's

00:39:10.260 somewhere

00:39:12.880 from

00:39:13.240 somewhere

00:39:13.700 else

00:39:14.060 so

00:39:14.260 let's

00:39:14.440 hear

00:39:14.580 it

00:39:15.400 I

00:39:15.880 was

00:39:16.520 just

00:39:16.680 listening

00:39:17.000 to your

00:39:17.240 episode

00:39:17.620 the other

00:39:18.000 day

00:39:18.460 and

00:39:18.840 you

00:39:18.960 were

00:39:19.060 talking

00:39:19.360 about

00:39:19.740 learning

00:39:20.980 to

00:39:21.240 beat

00:39:21.440 off

00:39:21.720 and

00:39:21.900 stuff

00:39:22.260 and

00:39:22.840 getting

00:39:24.760 caught

00:39:25.280 by

00:39:25.480 your

00:39:25.640 brother

00:39:25.900 or

00:39:26.040 whatever

00:39:26.280 and

00:39:26.400 I

00:39:26.620 never

00:39:26.860 got

00:39:27.080 caught

00:39:27.380 by

00:39:27.540 a

00:39:27.680 family

00:39:27.960 member

00:39:28.260 but

00:39:28.440 I

00:39:28.520 got

00:39:28.680 taught

00:39:29.020 by

00:39:29.200 a

00:39:29.340 fella

00:39:29.520 down

00:39:29.720 the

00:39:29.880 street

00:39:30.100 from

00:39:30.300 me

00:39:30.480 and

00:39:31.160 he

00:39:31.280 taught

00:39:31.500 me

00:39:31.640 what

00:39:31.800 masturbation

00:39:32.440 was

00:39:32.780 and

00:39:33.420 then

00:39:33.760 you

00:39:35.740 know

00:39:35.940 back

00:39:36.220 in

00:39:36.400 middle

00:39:36.600 school

00:39:36.940 when

00:39:37.300 you

00:39:37.760 were

00:39:37.900 figuring

00:39:38.180 that

00:39:38.420 out

00:39:38.740 and

00:39:39.580 all

00:39:39.740 the

00:39:39.860 homies

00:39:40.240 found

00:39:40.540 out

00:39:40.800 you

00:39:40.980 know

00:39:41.120 we

00:39:41.320 all

00:39:41.500 found

00:39:41.740 out

00:39:41.900 together

00:39:42.260 how

00:39:42.460 to

00:39:42.580 beat

00:39:42.760 off

00:39:42.980 you

00:39:43.100 know

00:39:43.200 one

00:39:43.400 guy

00:39:43.620 learned

00:39:43.880 he

00:39:44.020 started

00:39:44.240 telling

00:39:44.520 his

00:39:44.740 buddy

00:39:44.880 you

00:39:45.100 you

00:39:45.320 gotta

00:39:45.480 try

00:39:45.740 this

00:39:45.980 shit

00:39:46.260 and

00:39:46.860 the

00:39:47.000 next

00:39:47.200 thing

00:39:47.380 you

00:39:47.500 know

00:39:47.700 bro

00:39:47.940 it's

00:39:48.120 a

00:39:48.240 Friday

00:39:48.500 night

00:39:48.900 we're

00:39:49.140 having

00:39:49.380 a

00:39:49.540 sleepover

00:39:49.960 and

00:39:50.100 we're

00:39:50.220 all

00:39:50.740 hanging

00:39:51.000 out

00:39:51.220 watching

00:39:51.500 some

00:39:51.800 freaking

00:39:52.160 pornography

00:39:52.700 together

00:39:53.280 just

00:39:53.880 beating

00:39:54.240 off

00:39:54.620 oh yeah

00:39:55.360 the devil's

00:39:56.720 video game

00:39:57.540 baby

00:39:57.860 you know

00:39:58.980 that little

00:39:59.380 spunk

00:39:59.880 bowser

00:40:00.320 you know

00:40:00.820 what I'm

00:40:01.040 talking

00:40:01.320 about

00:40:01.680 fighting

00:40:02.940 that

00:40:03.180 damn

00:40:03.460 inner

00:40:03.700 enemy

00:40:04.140 onward

00:40:06.920 just a

00:40:08.160 bunch

00:40:08.340 of

00:40:08.480 freaking

00:40:08.820 12

00:40:09.240 year old

00:40:09.540 dudes

00:40:09.840 just

00:40:09.980 getting

00:40:10.220 there

00:40:10.540 nothing

00:40:11.140 is

00:40:11.360 coming

00:40:11.560 out

00:40:11.780 we

00:40:11.920 couldn't

00:40:12.140 come

00:40:12.400 yet

00:40:12.620 but

00:40:12.840 you

00:40:13.000 know

00:40:13.160 we

00:40:13.640 were

00:40:13.760 trying

00:40:14.140 anyway

00:40:16.000 look

00:40:16.280 gay

00:40:16.500 or

00:40:16.620 nothing

00:40:16.820 is

00:40:17.060 just

00:40:17.300 you

00:40:17.960 know

00:40:18.140 your

00:40:18.300 boys

00:40:18.540 found out

00:40:18.920 how to

00:40:19.120 beat

00:40:19.280 off

00:40:19.480 you're

00:40:19.600 like

00:40:19.720 dude

00:40:19.880 this

00:40:20.020 shit

00:40:20.180 sick

00:40:20.620 anyways

00:40:22.240 bro

00:40:22.680 love

00:40:23.180 the podcast

00:40:23.740 love you

00:40:24.040 man

00:40:24.260 gang

00:40:24.600 gang

00:40:24.860 gang

00:40:25.680 baby

00:40:25.920 this

00:40:26.220 shit

00:40:26.540 sick

00:40:27.280 bro

00:40:28.200 dang

00:40:29.200 bro

00:40:31.120 we were

00:40:31.840 at

00:40:32.020 Randall's

00:40:33.760 and we

00:40:35.100 were

00:40:35.500 beaten

00:40:36.240 up

00:40:37.840 yeah

00:40:39.720 baby

00:40:40.020 I feel

00:40:40.420 look

00:40:40.680 it's

00:40:40.980 I mean

00:40:41.560 it's

00:40:41.780 all

00:40:42.040 interesting

00:40:42.560 how

00:40:42.900 does

00:40:43.120 it

00:40:43.260 come

00:40:43.520 into

00:40:43.680 your

00:40:43.820 life

00:40:44.140 how

00:40:44.420 do

00:40:44.560 you

00:40:44.700 learn

00:40:45.000 is

00:40:46.740 it

00:40:46.880 in

00:40:47.020 a

00:40:47.160 comfortable

00:40:47.540 space

00:40:48.060 is

00:40:48.220 it

00:40:48.340 an

00:40:48.480 uncomfortable

00:40:48.940 space

00:40:49.340 I'm

00:40:49.920 sure

00:40:50.180 if

00:40:50.340 you

00:40:50.460 and

00:40:50.580 all

00:40:50.720 your

00:40:50.880 friends

00:40:51.260 are

00:40:51.440 out

00:40:51.620 there

00:40:51.800 just

00:40:52.080 dry

00:40:52.560 you

00:40:52.840 know

00:40:53.080 you

00:40:53.440 know

00:40:53.660 beaten

00:40:55.460 but not

00:40:55.840 even

00:40:56.020 saying

00:40:56.420 it

00:40:56.600 not

00:40:56.780 even

00:40:57.060 you

00:40:58.520 know

00:40:58.640 just

00:40:58.780 like

00:40:58.900 the

00:40:59.020 damn

00:40:59.220 blue

00:40:59.700 man

00:41:00.040 group

00:41:00.380 out

00:41:00.620 there

00:41:00.920 you

00:41:01.600 know

00:41:01.740 you

00:41:01.920 guys

00:41:02.240 are

00:41:02.400 doing

00:41:02.620 you

00:41:02.860 know

00:41:02.960 you're

00:41:03.180 putting

00:41:03.400 in

00:41:03.560 the

00:41:03.700 work

00:41:03.980 but

00:41:04.160 nobody's

00:41:05.000 you

00:41:06.720 don't

00:41:06.900 really

00:41:07.160 know

00:41:07.640 you

00:41:08.020 know

00:41:08.140 you're

00:41:08.400 not

00:41:08.680 you

00:41:10.820 just

00:41:11.240 y'all

00:41:12.800 ain't

00:41:13.000 getting

00:41:13.280 nothing

00:41:13.580 out

00:41:13.860 that's

00:41:14.100 the

00:41:14.220 damn

00:41:14.440 blue

00:41:14.700 man

00:41:15.000 group

00:41:15.340 hell

00:41:16.520 that

00:41:16.700 could

00:41:16.840 have

00:41:16.920 been

00:41:17.000 how

00:41:17.120 the

00:41:17.260 blue

00:41:17.460 man

00:41:17.660 group

00:41:17.880 started

00:41:18.300 couple

00:41:18.740 dudes

00:41:19.120 beaten

00:41:19.560 and

00:41:22.260 there's

00:41:22.500 no

00:41:22.760 you know

00:41:23.160 no

00:41:23.460 guys

00:41:23.960 are

00:41:24.120 in

00:41:24.280 you

00:41:24.640 know

00:41:24.800 no

00:41:25.040 spout

00:41:25.540 and

00:41:25.680 the

00:41:25.800 next

00:41:26.020 thing

00:41:26.200 you

00:41:26.320 know

00:41:26.480 they

00:41:26.640 damn

00:41:26.940 turn

00:41:27.220 blue

00:41:27.580 and

00:41:28.240 they

00:41:28.400 start

00:41:28.660 a

00:41:28.800 band

00:41:29.160 yeah

00:41:33.840 I think

00:41:34.260 look

00:41:34.480 of course

00:41:35.260 there's

00:41:35.460 nothing

00:41:35.720 gay

00:41:36.000 to

00:41:36.160 nobody

00:41:36.580 unless

00:41:36.960 there's

00:41:37.440 a

00:41:37.620 gay

00:41:37.860 dude

00:41:38.220 who

00:41:38.420 was

00:41:38.660 in

00:41:38.860 the

00:41:39.040 group

00:41:39.320 if

00:41:40.920 that's

00:41:41.340 the

00:41:41.480 case

00:41:41.800 then

00:41:42.020 that

00:41:42.320 is

00:41:42.600 his

00:41:43.160 he

00:41:44.520 bro

00:41:45.020 he

00:41:45.220 saved

00:41:45.680 the

00:41:46.180 sheets

00:41:46.660 that

00:41:46.920 guy

00:41:47.240 if

00:41:49.300 you

00:41:49.440 have

00:41:49.700 a

00:41:49.880 friend

00:41:50.180 who

00:41:50.680 isn't

00:41:51.220 married

00:41:51.640 and

00:41:53.200 he's

00:41:53.620 never

00:41:53.860 had

00:41:54.000 a

00:41:54.100 girlfriend

00:41:54.360 and

00:41:55.040 he

00:41:56.000 wears

00:41:56.320 a

00:41:56.560 bed

00:41:56.920 sheet

00:41:57.180 every

00:41:57.440 Halloween

00:41:57.800 with

00:41:58.060 the

00:41:58.200 eyes

00:41:58.500 cut

00:41:58.760 out

00:41:59.080 and

00:42:01.020 it's

00:42:01.220 the

00:42:01.400 same

00:42:01.740 bed

00:42:02.120 sheet

00:42:02.380 then

00:42:02.600 that

00:42:03.020 dude

00:42:03.580 is

00:42:04.360 that

00:42:05.120 dude

00:42:05.400 was

00:42:05.620 an

00:42:05.800 undercover

00:42:06.320 gay

00:42:06.720 dude

00:42:07.060 who

00:42:07.520 was

00:42:07.800 in

00:42:07.960 y'all's

00:42:08.260 friend

00:42:08.500 group

00:42:08.800 because

00:42:10.760 he's

00:42:11.180 probably

00:42:11.520 he probably

00:42:12.220 started

00:42:12.480 taking

00:42:12.800 art

00:42:13.080 classes

00:42:13.520 he's

00:42:13.860 drawing

00:42:14.360 the

00:42:14.600 reenact

00:42:15.240 drawing

00:42:15.560 those

00:42:15.840 scenes

00:42:16.340 I mean

00:42:17.040 to him

00:42:17.540 that's

00:42:17.840 everything

00:42:18.240 but

00:42:19.920 yeah

00:42:20.140 it's

00:42:20.340 interesting

00:42:20.680 how do

00:42:20.960 you

00:42:21.060 learn

00:42:21.280 it

00:42:21.500 I

00:42:23.320 remember

00:42:23.640 somebody

00:42:24.200 at

00:42:26.640 school

00:42:27.100 one time

00:42:27.620 said the

00:42:27.980 word

00:42:28.180 dildo

00:42:28.940 and I

00:42:29.320 didn't

00:42:29.440 know

00:42:29.560 what

00:42:29.660 it

00:42:29.760 was

00:42:30.160 you know

00:42:31.940 and I

00:42:32.140 knew a lot

00:42:32.520 of words

00:42:32.900 I was a

00:42:33.280 word boy

00:42:33.880 people

00:42:35.460 you'd see me

00:42:36.020 sometime running down the street a damn preposition fall out of my bag

00:42:39.140 or a ing or a you know led or a damn you know you'd see a damn onomatopoeia just roll you know fall out of my shirt sleeve or something I was a word boy

00:42:52.700 and and man yeah you see um I don't know but that's one way look I think that's insane to see people just using a damn air rifle to some of y'all you know that's insane to me but that's how you learned it I mean I remember I

00:43:20.080 I had

00:43:22.080 I had

00:43:22.660 I had found some nudie magazines titty literature you know I'm talking about titty literature baby you know and uh and I found them on the top level of my brother's closet and dude I got out there and at the same time I found a little bit of alizé liquor and that shit was peach

00:43:49.900 peach flavored or something something beautiful beautiful flavor you know a flavor they didn't have a lot of flavor back then you had peppermint you had strawberry

00:43:57.400 you had lime had just come out and people were all crazy about lime you know you'd see husband you know spousal killing somebody choked the spouse to death he wouldn't share the lime you know he kept the lime in his truck you know so

00:44:13.820 when peach came out people were fucking keyed up you'd see people caught key in each other's cars and yelling you're a pussy out of their vehicle when they're driving by and shit people didn't know how to handle the energy

00:44:27.040 because nobody had seen peach before as a new flavor and damn when it hit the scene people were gassed up

00:44:35.200 and uh I got up on that it was the top level in my brother's closet and they had some nudie magazine and some liquor

00:44:42.240 and I'd never had an air one of them bro

00:44:45.460 and I crack open one and I crack open the other

00:44:49.980 and next thing you know I'm you know touching myself to the magazine and sipping on the liquor

00:44:56.440 and then I'm sipping on one point I'm sipping on the magazine dude I'm trying to pour the titties into my mouth and I'm touching the bottle

00:45:04.460 I just got all damn confused and then at one point I blacked out and fell off that shelving unit

00:45:12.240 you know like a damn you know I fell off a child I landed a man baby

00:45:17.000 and I was blacked out unconscious erect and had liquor uh peach liquor on my breath

00:45:23.960 amen baby that's all I gotta say let's take another call you guys had some great ones

00:45:32.180 the hotline as always is 985-664-9503 onward

00:45:36.760 hey this is uh Stevie D calling out of New Jersey

00:45:41.940 Stevie D out of New Jersey

00:45:46.060 and some people can't even spell their last name

00:45:49.320 and that you know and I'm not saying that's sad Stevie

00:45:53.360 I just you know we're here for you bubby

00:45:56.580 Stevie D thank you brother onward

00:45:59.340 just calling to tell you what it's like to have your brother walk in on you uh you know jerking it

00:46:07.940 not only did my brother catch me jerking it but also my sister and my mother did as well

00:46:15.920 not at the same time although I think that might have actually been better

00:46:20.840 but yeah anyways uh it's fucking horrible it's exactly how you would imagine it

00:46:27.020 you know it ruins not only that day but a week possibly 10 days of your life

00:46:33.840 just felt feels pure shame

00:46:36.520 you know your brother tries to pretend everything's okay but you know it isn't

00:46:41.360 oh yeah I mean your brother's no you know he's no uh you know

00:46:47.520 Benedict Cumberbatch or whatever he's no uh Brad Paisley he's not a great actor

00:46:53.120 so he can try to pretend all he wants that everything's fine but it's

00:46:57.260 the reality is seeping through the seams that he knows that you are

00:47:02.200 you know touching your body in such a unique way that semen's coming out of it

00:47:07.820 and that is that's a lot man it sounds like a lot anyway onward

00:47:14.720 my mom was probably the worst though because she walked in

00:47:18.680 and I was just sitting on a bed staring at a laptop naked

00:47:23.200 sitting there crisscrossed applesauce

00:47:26.240 oh Native American style now you got to respect that a little

00:47:30.380 you know I'm one-eighth Pontiac baby and you got to respect

00:47:34.320 a man who gets back to his roots to get back to his roots onward

00:47:41.420 and you know it really just uh made me take a good look at my life

00:47:45.840 but yeah it's it's exactly as bad as you would imagine it

00:47:51.500 oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I can imagine

00:47:56.380 that I can see when all the family sees it

00:47:59.440 when all the family gets the hang of that uh when they all get to

00:48:04.180 and then they're talking you know they're talking about it

00:48:06.840 you know they're going to the movies and after the movie they're walking to the car

00:48:10.920 and one of them's like oh you know remember when uh

00:48:15.260 hey this is uh Stevie D

00:48:18.140 remember when Stevie D you know was bursting himself over there

00:48:23.180 you know and then the other one's like

00:48:25.680 he was bursting himself by me you know

00:48:28.120 so yeah I'm sure that they have had a real hoot

00:48:32.080 now I'm sure you're giving them a lot of joy

00:48:33.800 now at the time very traumatic

00:48:37.360 especially your sister and mother to see it

00:48:40.080 I mean don't you don't you know how to lock a door

00:48:41.980 don't you know how to damn close a door

00:48:43.700 what do you you know

00:48:45.920 and who sits there in Native Americans

00:48:50.420 I mean I guess I you know

00:48:51.880 you know I'm sorry I'm really judging here

00:48:56.000 but I just you know I just

00:48:57.820 well here's what I would do

00:49:00.580 I think you should at once make make some joy out of it now

00:49:03.060 I would have them all bring a scorecard to the table one day

00:49:05.700 y'all are at dinner you have dessert have a pudding

00:49:08.620 have a pudding

00:49:10.540 and be like look guys on the count of three

00:49:13.660 I want you to all rate me

00:49:14.960 on how you felt like I was doing as a master buteur

00:49:18.160 and then they all hold that card up

00:49:21.260 you get a nine you get a six

00:49:22.980 if your sister gives you a ten dude

00:49:25.300 then you guys

00:49:26.340 that then

00:49:28.100 then that's on her now

00:49:30.340 if your sister gives you a damn ten on uh

00:49:33.600 on turbating

00:49:34.720 that's on her

00:49:36.360 so I think uh but that would add some levity to it

00:49:40.000 and really bring it off that high cliff of

00:49:41.900 you know uh

00:49:43.120 Stevie D's a perp

00:49:44.740 you know Stevie D

00:49:46.420 he's a perp

00:49:48.420 alright let's uh

00:49:54.460 let's get in another one here

00:49:55.700 right here

00:49:56.480 homeward

00:49:58.080 what's up baby bear

00:50:02.820 this is John from

00:50:04.020 sunny LA

00:50:05.380 I'm just looking out my

00:50:07.180 balcony

00:50:08.800 enjoying a cup of coffee

00:50:10.380 and I'm responding to the

00:50:12.680 brothers and masturbation

00:50:15.080 question that you have

00:50:16.800 what's up John

00:50:18.620 thank you for calling man

00:50:19.840 from Los Angeles

00:50:20.660 and we appreciate you

00:50:21.940 and if you're drinking coffee

00:50:23.920 and you're looking out the window

00:50:24.900 y'all must be damn rich baby

00:50:26.460 if you got a window

00:50:28.320 and a french press son

00:50:29.820 damn

00:50:30.420 y'all must be damn rich

00:50:33.140 your daddy must have damn done something

00:50:35.100 huh

00:50:35.440 let's hear more

00:50:36.920 my brother actually taught me

00:50:39.580 how to masturbate

00:50:40.660 and uh

00:50:41.560 we're best of friends man

00:50:43.000 I think I was like

00:50:45.120 11

00:50:46.360 we shared a room

00:50:47.840 and he uh

00:50:49.160 he was awake

00:50:50.380 and woke me up

00:50:51.160 and he's

00:50:52.120 messing around

00:50:52.740 and I'm like

00:50:53.200 yo Tony

00:50:54.040 what are you doing

00:50:55.000 he looked at me man

00:50:56.620 he said

00:50:56.860 I'm masturbating

00:50:57.780 it feels so good

00:50:58.800 you've never masturbated

00:50:59.920 damn Tony huh

00:51:01.560 onward

00:51:02.520 I was like

00:51:03.980 I don't even know

00:51:04.620 what that is man

00:51:05.760 so right next to him

00:51:07.820 he sat me down

00:51:09.500 and taught me

00:51:10.780 and being

00:51:11.680 11 man

00:51:12.660 with those boners

00:51:13.740 I couldn't get enough of it

00:51:15.200 I was going into school

00:51:16.600 I was

00:51:18.120 like

00:51:18.660 I'd sneeze

00:51:19.440 and I'd crack a boner

00:51:20.360 I can't believe

00:51:20.960 Riley doesn't

00:51:22.360 Riley doesn't

00:51:22.960 he's gotta be

00:51:23.860 walking around

00:51:24.700 full tilt baby

00:51:26.160 yeah I mean

00:51:27.180 look

00:51:27.720 Riley Mal's a homeschooled kid

00:51:29.400 and who knows

00:51:29.880 what happened to him

00:51:30.620 and who knows

00:51:31.540 what God wants for him

00:51:33.000 or if his parents are

00:51:34.080 you know

00:51:34.860 trying to detour him

00:51:35.900 off of God's bus path

00:51:37.240 I don't know

00:51:37.780 you know

00:51:39.740 this is fascinating

00:51:40.560 to me

00:51:41.040 that your brother

00:51:41.800 it is fascinating

00:51:44.120 to me

00:51:44.580 that your brother

00:51:45.120 taught you

00:51:45.840 how to masturbate

00:51:46.660 I'd never

00:51:47.240 I've never heard of that

00:51:50.960 and at first

00:51:53.740 I'm thinking

00:51:54.120 man this guy

00:51:54.820 this is

00:51:55.460 this is

00:51:56.140 this is not good

00:51:57.540 but then the more

00:51:59.180 I'm thinking about it

00:52:00.120 I'm like

00:52:00.420 this is

00:52:01.060 this is

00:52:03.220 maybe this is

00:52:05.320 how it's supposed to be

00:52:06.500 you know

00:52:07.160 cause otherwise

00:52:08.320 who teaches you

00:52:09.360 you know

00:52:10.540 some creep over there

00:52:11.920 or some guy

00:52:12.660 selling sugar syrup

00:52:14.220 or whatever

00:52:14.800 you know

00:52:15.840 some guy

00:52:16.400 he's got you

00:52:16.880 in his truck

00:52:17.500 or something

00:52:17.940 he's a trucker

00:52:18.660 he drove off

00:52:19.300 the interstate

00:52:19.960 he's putting

00:52:20.760 tootsie rolls

00:52:21.600 in you

00:52:22.000 and Michael

00:52:22.460 Grutch's mouth

00:52:23.440 and now

00:52:24.540 he you know

00:52:25.200 and now

00:52:26.520 y'all all dampened

00:52:27.560 up over there

00:52:28.520 y'all you know

00:52:29.360 and you don't even

00:52:30.000 know anybody

00:52:30.780 um

00:52:32.500 maybe it's

00:52:34.860 the brother's

00:52:35.420 responsibility

00:52:36.300 maybe

00:52:39.860 maybe

00:52:40.480 it's the brother's

00:52:41.620 responsibility

00:52:42.420 or the father's

00:52:45.040 responsibility

00:52:45.940 that's a great

00:52:49.320 I wonder

00:52:50.080 I wonder

00:52:50.100 how they

00:52:50.440 used to

00:52:50.740 do it

00:52:51.000 in native

00:52:51.400 culture

00:52:51.880 cause that's

00:52:54.940 where we're

00:52:55.340 missing

00:52:55.580 we're missing

00:52:56.180 all of

00:52:56.820 literally

00:52:57.240 all of

00:52:57.740 these beats

00:52:58.540 you know

00:52:59.060 like

00:52:59.460 we're missing

00:53:00.760 this

00:53:01.180 connective

00:53:02.000 tissue

00:53:02.500 that

00:53:03.180 we allow

00:53:06.700 everything

00:53:07.100 to be made

00:53:08.200 taboo

00:53:09.140 and then

00:53:10.000 we

00:53:11.100 and then

00:53:13.380 it's profited

00:53:14.040 off of

00:53:14.520 products

00:53:15.000 or create

00:53:15.480 it's like

00:53:15.980 if my

00:53:18.040 brother taught

00:53:18.800 me how to

00:53:19.160 masturbate

00:53:19.700 I

00:53:20.000 I

00:53:21.300 use the

00:53:21.980 same

00:53:22.340 style

00:53:22.880 as him

00:53:23.480 you know

00:53:23.880 it's like

00:53:24.220 people would

00:53:24.680 know us

00:53:24.980 by our

00:53:25.320 style

00:53:25.720 if I

00:53:25.960 you know

00:53:26.560 say a

00:53:26.960 cop saw

00:53:27.420 somebody

00:53:27.680 jerking off

00:53:28.300 near a

00:53:28.660 building

00:53:29.020 and they

00:53:29.340 just see

00:53:29.660 the shadow

00:53:30.220 they could

00:53:30.680 oh that's

00:53:32.300 the you

00:53:32.600 know

00:53:32.740 that's how

00:53:33.340 they're

00:53:33.580 that's the

00:53:34.200 family

00:53:34.660 style

00:53:36.540 you know

00:53:37.020 I mean

00:53:37.320 I just

00:53:37.760 that's

00:53:39.400 fascinating

00:53:39.940 man

00:53:40.340 you know

00:53:41.900 I think

00:53:42.620 a good

00:53:42.880 response on

00:53:43.400 this

00:53:43.520 what do

00:53:43.780 you guys

00:53:44.180 think

00:53:44.560 985-664-9503

00:53:48.340 is it a

00:53:49.500 brother

00:53:49.800 is that a

00:53:50.340 good idea

00:53:51.260 it's a

00:53:51.600 brother's

00:53:52.080 responsibility

00:53:52.820 to teach

00:53:54.880 their younger

00:53:55.400 sibling

00:53:55.920 how to

00:53:58.100 masturbate

00:53:58.700 the father

00:54:00.560 might not

00:54:01.120 be because

00:54:01.580 that's

00:54:02.300 but I

00:54:02.980 don't know

00:54:03.640 yeah I

00:54:05.860 don't it's

00:54:06.160 not you

00:54:07.240 don't do

00:54:08.240 it to

00:54:08.600 them but

00:54:09.020 you

00:54:09.480 I don't

00:54:12.060 know I

00:54:12.480 have somebody's

00:54:13.180 father taught

00:54:14.060 them I

00:54:14.340 don't know

00:54:14.640 some of

00:54:15.100 this is

00:54:15.340 just really

00:54:15.740 interesting to

00:54:16.520 me man

00:54:17.000 you know

00:54:18.080 I learned

00:54:18.560 from a

00:54:18.980 magazine

00:54:19.420 and then

00:54:21.220 I found

00:54:21.540 a dirty

00:54:22.040 movie and

00:54:22.640 I put

00:54:22.900 that bitch

00:54:23.420 in and

00:54:23.980 next thing

00:54:24.320 you know

00:54:24.520 I'd

00:54:24.680 ejaculate it

00:54:25.540 and I

00:54:25.760 felt horrible

00:54:26.320 I didn't

00:54:26.680 know what

00:54:27.000 was going

00:54:27.380 on and

00:54:29.140 I felt

00:54:29.460 ashamed there

00:54:30.020 was nobody

00:54:30.420 I could

00:54:30.720 ask my

00:54:31.560 dad couldn't

00:54:31.960 even hear

00:54:32.400 me I

00:54:33.600 I remember

00:54:33.860 he was

00:54:34.120 82 or

00:54:35.520 83 and

00:54:37.360 I tried

00:54:37.640 to ask

00:54:38.060 him

00:54:38.200 something

00:54:38.520 and his

00:54:38.860 fucking

00:54:39.680 heart

00:54:39.980 pressure

00:54:40.300 went up

00:54:40.820 and he

00:54:41.120 couldn't

00:54:41.820 drive his

00:54:42.240 car and

00:54:44.700 I remember

00:54:45.000 he pulled

00:54:45.400 the car

00:54:45.880 over and

00:54:46.240 I thought

00:54:46.520 he was so

00:54:46.920 sad that

00:54:47.520 I'd asked

00:54:47.980 him and

00:54:50.020 it had

00:54:50.260 nothing to

00:54:50.660 do with

00:54:50.920 it he

00:54:51.220 was just

00:54:51.620 senior

00:54:51.980 citizen and

00:54:52.680 just had

00:54:53.820 decided he

00:54:54.520 couldn't drive

00:54:55.080 anymore and

00:54:55.820 I'm just

00:54:56.200 sitting there

00:54:56.940 and I

00:54:58.980 just I

00:54:59.480 don't know

00:54:59.820 just a lot

00:55:00.460 of bad

00:55:00.880 shit but

00:55:01.280 anyway his

00:55:03.700 brother taught

00:55:04.300 him there

00:55:04.700 you go

00:55:05.100 that's one

00:55:05.820 way to do

00:55:06.260 it all

00:55:08.240 right we're

00:55:08.640 gonna get to

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00:56:53.500 that's a

00:56:54.200 tough thing

00:56:54.680 you know

00:56:55.740 I notice

00:56:56.120 sometimes

00:56:56.320 for me

00:56:56.800 it's like

00:56:57.180 I gotta

00:56:57.420 change

00:56:57.760 the gym

00:56:58.260 I gotta

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00:56:58.880 the place

00:56:59.340 I'm going

00:56:59.780 I gotta

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00:57:00.620 the music

00:57:01.700 I listen

00:57:02.260 to

00:57:02.560 I gotta

00:57:03.000 change

00:57:03.300 the activity

00:57:03.900 I'm doing

00:57:04.380 well

00:57:04.880 somebody

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00:58:22.800 we hope you're

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00:58:25.640 Rocky's

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00:58:39.340 I'm

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00:58:40.900 it's

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00:58:42.100 I'm

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00:58:54.920 let's

00:58:55.460 venture into

00:58:56.700 a few

00:58:56.960 more of

00:58:57.340 these

00:58:57.540 interesting

00:58:58.180 here

00:58:58.460 when we

00:58:58.740 do

00:58:58.900 stuff

00:58:59.160 about

00:58:59.400 sex

00:58:59.900 and

00:59:00.100 that

00:59:00.380 embody

00:59:01.460 sex

00:59:02.040 okay

00:59:04.240 here we

00:59:05.020 go

00:59:05.520 yo

00:59:06.860 what up

00:59:07.280 Theo

00:59:07.520 gang

00:59:07.880 gang

00:59:08.300 it's your

00:59:08.640 boy

00:59:08.900 Jeff

00:59:09.560 I

00:59:09.920 coming to

00:59:10.460 you from

00:59:10.900 Long Island

00:59:11.420 New York

00:59:12.120 Jeff

00:59:12.960 I

00:59:13.460 and that's a rare

00:59:14.720 name baby

00:59:15.400 I

00:59:17.840 is a unique

00:59:18.620 last name

00:59:19.180 there's a

00:59:19.480 fighter

00:59:19.760 Jessica

00:59:20.340 I

00:59:20.900 a UFC

00:59:22.840 fighter

00:59:23.300 beautiful

00:59:23.840 and tough

00:59:24.780 gang

00:59:25.420 onward

00:59:25.860 man

00:59:27.200 man

00:59:39.200 thank you

00:59:53.420 that's

00:59:54.360 that's

00:59:54.380 very

00:59:54.680 that's

00:59:55.140 very

00:59:55.380 awesome

00:59:56.000 that's

00:59:56.560 exciting

00:59:57.060 you know

00:59:59.200 I feel

00:59:59.680 that's

01:00:01.880 very sweet

01:00:02.360 of you

01:00:02.600 man

01:00:02.860 I

01:00:03.100 appreciate

01:00:03.440 it

01:00:03.740 and I'm

01:00:04.040 happy

01:00:04.320 and excited

01:00:04.980 for you

01:00:05.280 guys

01:00:05.500 and your

01:00:05.740 child

01:00:06.200 that's

01:00:07.080 beautiful

01:00:07.460 man

01:00:07.740 y'all got

01:00:08.020 a little

01:00:08.300 son

01:00:08.820 and Theo

01:00:09.320 it's a

01:00:09.780 good

01:00:10.060 name

01:00:10.500 you know

01:00:11.520 I'm

01:00:13.420 just happy

01:00:15.060 for you

01:00:15.660 onward

01:00:16.560 but

01:00:17.320 yeah

01:00:17.960 one

01:00:18.240 crazy

01:00:18.960 fucking

01:00:19.440 story

01:00:20.040 just

01:00:21.820 got

01:00:22.040 done

01:00:22.220 listening

01:00:22.520 to your

01:00:22.780 most

01:00:22.960 recent

01:00:23.240 podcast

01:00:23.960 teenage

01:00:25.320 Easter

01:00:25.900 my little

01:00:27.100 brother

01:00:27.480 he's

01:00:28.060 13

01:00:28.620 now

01:00:29.040 so we

01:00:29.480 have a

01:00:29.700 pretty

01:00:29.880 decent

01:00:30.420 age

01:00:30.720 gap

01:00:30.980 I'm

01:00:31.160 25

01:00:31.740 going

01:00:32.020 on

01:00:32.180 26

01:00:32.660 and

01:00:33.260 a couple

01:00:34.780 weeks

01:00:35.020 ago

01:00:35.380 when he

01:00:36.040 was

01:00:36.160 sleeping

01:00:36.360 over

01:00:36.540 my

01:00:36.740 house

01:00:37.180 he

01:00:38.140 left

01:00:38.300 his

01:00:38.460 phone

01:00:38.640 open

01:00:38.940 and

01:00:39.100 now

01:00:39.260 I'm

01:00:39.380 not

01:00:39.520 the

01:00:39.640 type

01:00:39.800 of

01:00:39.920 person

01:00:40.160 to

01:00:40.340 invade

01:00:40.580 anyone's

01:00:40.960 privacy

01:00:41.380 but

01:00:41.780 it

01:00:42.420 was

01:00:42.580 literally

01:00:42.940 open

01:00:43.380 on

01:00:43.700 his

01:00:43.960 browser

01:00:44.400 history

01:00:44.960 so

01:00:45.360 just

01:00:45.740 out of

01:00:46.000 curiosity

01:00:46.580 I

01:00:46.860 peeped

01:00:47.340 it

01:00:47.640 okay

01:00:49.020 onward

01:00:50.820 and

01:00:52.360 I was

01:00:52.880 definitely

01:00:53.300 fucking

01:00:53.640 scarred

01:00:54.000 for life

01:00:54.360 I felt

01:00:54.820 like I

01:00:55.060 had to

01:00:55.280 wash my

01:00:55.760 eyeboys

01:00:56.220 out

01:00:56.440 with

01:00:56.620 corox

01:00:57.180 bleach

01:00:57.520 after I

01:00:57.940 saw

01:00:58.100 his

01:00:58.240 history

01:00:58.560 man

01:00:58.920 I

01:00:59.780 mean

01:01:00.080 categories

01:01:01.800 from

01:01:02.200 slamming

01:01:02.900 granny

01:01:03.300 and the

01:01:03.620 fanny

01:01:04.140 to

01:01:05.020 foot jobs

01:01:06.220 to

01:01:07.180 double

01:01:07.720 penetration

01:01:08.360 dildo

01:01:08.940 rides

01:01:09.420 man

01:01:09.720 I

01:01:10.580 just

01:01:10.820 don't

01:01:11.540 see

01:01:11.780 how

01:01:11.960 a

01:01:12.100 13

01:01:12.440 year

01:01:12.660 old

01:01:13.400 is

01:01:14.000 you

01:01:14.980 know

01:01:15.240 interested

01:01:18.080 in

01:01:18.300 something

01:01:18.500 like

01:01:18.720 this

01:01:18.980 you

01:01:19.200 know

01:01:19.320 I'm

01:01:19.480 just

01:01:19.600 a

01:01:19.740 simple

01:01:19.960 guy

01:01:20.220 it's

01:01:20.380 like

01:01:20.480 the

01:01:20.620 big

01:01:20.800 booty

01:01:21.120 you

01:01:21.320 know

01:01:21.480 some

01:01:21.700 big

01:01:21.920 tits

01:01:22.220 categories

01:01:22.860 but

01:01:23.160 I

01:01:24.320 just

01:01:24.500 want

01:01:24.660 to

01:01:24.740 know

01:01:24.860 your

01:01:25.020 thoughts

01:01:25.340 on

01:01:25.580 these

01:01:26.340 young

01:01:26.640 getting

01:01:27.800 access

01:01:28.180 to

01:01:28.540 pornographic

01:01:29.640 videography

01:01:31.720 yeah

01:01:32.380 well it's

01:01:33.960 heartbreaking

01:01:34.480 you know

01:01:36.180 I mean

01:01:38.060 it's

01:01:38.280 heartbreaking

01:01:38.640 to see

01:01:39.340 that

01:01:39.720 these

01:01:40.020 youngsters

01:01:40.420 are

01:01:40.640 all

01:01:40.840 porn

01:01:41.160 out

01:01:41.500 you

01:01:42.920 know

01:01:43.000 the

01:01:43.140 category

01:01:43.600 it's

01:01:43.820 just

01:01:43.940 too

01:01:44.140 intense

01:01:44.620 now

01:01:45.000 when I

01:01:46.400 was

01:01:46.560 young

01:01:46.820 the

01:01:47.000 categories

01:01:47.540 were

01:01:47.760 different

01:01:48.160 it was

01:01:48.460 like

01:01:48.800 you

01:01:50.580 know

01:01:50.860 tits

01:01:52.140 across

01:01:52.520 the

01:01:52.800 street

01:01:53.240 you

01:01:54.060 know

01:01:54.340 or

01:01:54.600 like

01:01:54.960 you

01:01:56.520 know

01:01:56.700 chick

01:01:57.100 with

01:01:57.420 cough

01:01:57.920 and

01:01:58.100 big

01:01:58.420 tits

01:01:58.980 you

01:02:00.020 know

01:02:00.120 that

01:02:00.300 would

01:02:00.480 be

01:02:00.840 you

01:02:01.640 know

01:02:01.740 or

01:02:01.920 two

01:02:02.140 chicks

01:02:02.980 with

01:02:03.160 a

01:02:03.320 you

01:02:03.660 know

01:02:03.860 women

01:02:04.640 coughing

01:02:05.180 women

01:02:05.600 with

01:02:05.920 tits

01:02:06.480 you

01:02:06.820 know

01:02:06.960 this

01:02:07.400 is

01:02:07.440 going

01:02:07.560 to

01:02:07.640 be

01:02:07.780 good

01:02:08.100 you

01:02:08.260 know

01:02:08.400 or

01:02:08.520 lawyer's

01:02:09.100 wife

01:02:09.480 or

01:02:10.700 woman

01:02:12.780 with

01:02:13.080 asthma

01:02:13.560 with

01:02:13.880 you

01:02:14.040 know

01:02:14.280 with

01:02:15.160 tits

01:02:15.720 you

01:02:15.980 know

01:02:16.300 or

01:02:16.620 woman

01:02:19.200 chasing

01:02:19.640 squirrel

01:02:20.220 with

01:02:20.600 strong

01:02:21.720 labia

01:02:22.340 you

01:02:23.800 know

01:02:23.920 it was

01:02:24.240 just

01:02:24.460 a

01:02:24.700 different

01:02:25.100 time

01:02:25.740 it

01:02:26.680 was

01:02:26.880 a

01:02:27.080 different

01:02:27.420 time

01:02:28.060 and

01:02:29.180 now

01:02:29.620 the

01:02:29.840 levels

01:02:30.200 of

01:02:30.380 pornography

01:02:30.920 out

01:02:31.420 there

01:02:31.620 it's

01:02:31.840 you

01:02:32.120 know

01:02:32.260 it's

01:02:32.480 insane

01:02:33.080 you

01:02:33.920 know

01:02:34.140 woman

01:02:34.620 fucks

01:02:35.140 building

01:02:35.760 you

01:02:36.280 know

01:02:36.440 and

01:02:36.560 you're

01:02:36.660 like

01:02:36.900 whoa

01:02:37.580 that

01:02:38.740 thing's

01:02:39.140 three

01:02:39.480 stories

01:02:40.200 you

01:02:40.500 know

01:02:40.760 damn

01:02:41.280 you

01:02:42.260 know

01:02:42.360 that

01:02:42.540 thing's

01:02:42.780 got

01:02:42.900 a

01:02:43.040 car

01:02:43.340 dealership

01:02:43.920 in

01:02:44.060 the

01:02:44.180 bottom

01:02:44.440 I

01:02:44.640 mean

01:02:44.840 is

01:02:45.000 she

01:02:45.160 going

01:02:45.320 to

01:02:45.380 be

01:02:45.560 okay

01:02:46.040 you

01:02:46.580 know

01:02:46.720 it's

01:02:46.980 just

01:02:47.100 there's

01:02:47.340 a lot

01:02:47.820 more

01:02:48.420 health

01:02:49.040 concerns

01:02:49.620 out

01:02:49.920 there

01:02:50.140 now

01:02:50.500 and

01:02:51.940 to

01:02:52.120 know

01:02:52.380 that

01:02:52.580 the

01:02:52.740 young

01:02:53.020 bucks

01:02:53.340 are

01:02:53.500 seeing

01:02:53.840 it

01:02:54.020 man

01:02:54.280 I

01:02:54.460 don't

01:02:54.640 know

01:02:55.080 I

01:02:57.040 don't

01:02:57.260 know

01:02:57.620 I

01:02:58.060 don't

01:02:58.280 know

01:02:58.480 if

01:02:58.660 it's

01:02:59.020 okay

01:02:59.420 I

01:03:00.040 don't

01:03:00.220 know

01:03:00.400 if

01:03:00.560 it's

01:03:00.800 safe

01:03:01.200 so

01:03:02.240 that

01:03:02.500 you

01:03:02.680 know

01:03:02.800 it's

01:03:09.140 we

01:03:09.220 learned

01:03:09.460 about

01:03:09.740 titty

01:03:10.120 you

01:03:10.500 know

01:03:10.780 we

01:03:12.220 had

01:03:12.520 a

01:03:12.740 fella

01:03:13.000 that

01:03:13.200 had

01:03:13.400 soft

01:03:13.920 hands

01:03:14.440 I

01:03:14.760 mean

01:03:15.080 just

01:03:15.580 so

01:03:16.560 soft

01:03:17.220 you

01:03:17.500 know

01:03:17.700 just

01:03:17.880 like

01:03:18.060 his

01:03:18.220 hands

01:03:18.600 were

01:03:18.780 just

01:03:19.080 probably

01:03:19.640 40%

01:03:20.580 polyester

01:03:22.700 and

01:03:24.020 he

01:03:24.180 just

01:03:24.400 had

01:03:24.540 the

01:03:24.680 softest

01:03:25.100 hands

01:03:25.300 and

01:03:25.420 I

01:03:25.560 remember

01:03:25.880 we

01:03:26.100 would

01:03:26.280 get

01:03:26.480 him

01:03:26.600 to

01:03:26.720 put

01:03:26.880 his

01:03:27.040 hands

01:03:27.320 like

01:03:27.560 this

01:03:28.000 and

01:03:29.140 to

01:03:29.340 get

01:03:29.580 a

01:03:29.800 pencil

01:03:30.680 half

01:03:31.060 a

01:03:31.240 pencil

01:03:31.580 and

01:03:32.220 get

01:03:32.420 the

01:03:32.580 eraser

01:03:33.060 sticking

01:03:33.560 out

01:03:33.880 and

01:03:35.480 he

01:03:35.600 do

01:03:35.900 that

01:03:36.240 after

01:03:36.500 school

01:03:37.040 with

01:03:38.220 that

01:03:38.400 eraser

01:03:38.860 sticking

01:03:39.300 out

01:03:39.700 and

01:03:40.760 you

01:03:40.900 go

01:03:41.220 over

01:03:41.580 and

01:03:41.720 you

01:03:41.800 feel

01:03:42.300 on

01:03:42.520 his

01:03:42.720 hand

01:03:43.520 on

01:03:43.700 the

01:03:43.860 nipple

01:03:46.020 and

01:03:47.500 one

01:03:47.720 of

01:03:47.800 your

01:03:47.920 other

01:03:48.200 buddies

01:03:48.660 who

01:03:49.320 was

01:03:49.540 in

01:03:49.680 choir

01:03:50.180 he

01:03:50.480 would

01:03:50.740 whisper

01:03:51.180 titty

01:03:51.660 in

01:03:51.880 your

01:03:52.000 ear

01:03:52.280 you

01:03:52.920 know

01:03:53.180 so

01:03:54.320 it

01:03:55.720 was

01:03:55.920 just

01:03:56.240 it

01:03:56.540 was

01:03:56.680 like

01:03:56.860 this

01:03:57.060 perfect

01:03:57.440 storm

01:03:57.840 you

01:03:58.000 could

01:03:58.140 feel

01:03:58.620 this

01:03:58.940 soft

01:03:59.520 kind

01:04:00.640 of

01:04:00.760 nipple

01:04:01.160 thing

01:04:01.660 and

01:04:01.800 he

01:04:01.940 saying

01:04:02.260 titty

01:04:02.700 and

01:04:02.900 you

01:04:03.020 got

01:04:03.400 this

01:04:03.880 just

01:04:05.460 this

01:04:05.660 robust

01:04:06.120 sense

01:04:06.980 of

01:04:07.340 feminine

01:04:08.020 you

01:04:08.280 know

01:04:08.420 of

01:04:08.660 a

01:04:09.500 breast

01:04:10.020 and

01:04:11.420 that

01:04:11.620 was

01:04:11.800 porn

01:04:12.340 you

01:04:13.840 know

01:04:13.960 we

01:04:14.100 had

01:04:14.240 all

01:04:14.460 meet

01:04:14.860 up

01:04:15.080 it

01:04:15.220 was

01:04:15.380 just

01:04:15.580 joining

01:04:16.040 for

01:04:16.460 it

01:04:16.660 was

01:04:16.840 just

01:04:17.060 you

01:04:17.280 know

01:04:17.520 and

01:04:18.740 now

01:04:19.260 it's

01:04:19.580 just

01:04:19.980 I

01:04:21.480 mean

01:04:21.720 you

01:04:22.080 know

01:04:22.320 there's

01:04:23.660 just

01:04:23.820 no

01:04:24.020 God

01:04:24.540 in

01:04:24.720 it

01:04:24.820 at

01:04:24.980 least

01:04:25.140 we

01:04:25.300 were

01:04:25.440 together

01:04:25.980 and

01:04:26.180 there

01:04:26.280 was

01:04:26.400 a

01:04:26.540 little

01:04:26.660 bit

01:04:26.840 of

01:04:27.000 unity

01:04:27.380 and

01:04:27.760 you

01:04:27.880 had

01:04:28.020 to

01:04:28.160 get

01:04:28.700 a

01:04:28.840 pencil

01:04:29.280 yeah

01:04:30.320 that

01:04:30.640 I

01:04:30.780 mean

01:04:30.880 that

01:04:31.060 was

01:04:31.220 all

01:04:31.420 it

01:04:31.560 took

01:04:31.760 for

01:04:31.980 arousal

01:04:33.060 for

01:04:33.560 us

01:04:33.960 and

01:04:35.480 now

01:04:35.840 the

01:04:36.020 now

01:04:36.220 the

01:04:36.440 waters

01:04:36.700 are

01:04:36.860 deep

01:04:37.440 the

01:04:38.100 waters

01:04:38.440 are

01:04:38.600 deep

01:04:38.900 and

01:04:39.000 the

01:04:39.140 waters

01:04:39.420 are

01:04:39.600 devilish

01:04:40.220 you

01:04:42.220 know

01:04:42.500 and

01:04:42.760 sometimes

01:04:43.920 you need

01:04:44.400 God's

01:04:44.820 help

01:04:44.980 man

01:04:45.120 I

01:04:45.300 would

01:04:45.460 maybe

01:04:45.680 take

01:04:46.200 your

01:04:46.360 brother

01:04:46.600 over

01:04:46.900 to

01:04:47.040 the

01:04:47.180 church

01:04:47.600 you

01:04:48.940 know

01:04:49.180 and

01:04:49.440 I'm

01:04:49.600 not

01:04:49.740 saying

01:04:50.040 beat

01:04:50.380 his

01:04:50.580 ass

01:04:50.880 at

01:04:51.060 church

01:04:51.360 but

01:04:51.720 you

01:04:52.820 know

01:04:53.020 maybe

01:04:53.480 get

01:04:53.780 out

01:04:53.960 the

01:04:54.140 car

01:04:54.520 and

01:04:56.180 hit

01:04:57.640 him

01:04:57.780 once

01:04:58.100 and

01:04:58.260 see

01:04:58.460 if

01:04:58.600 God

01:04:58.900 wants

01:04:59.140 you

01:04:59.220 to

01:04:59.320 hit

01:04:59.460 him

01:04:59.560 again

01:04:59.860 you'll

01:05:00.100 know

01:05:00.260 immediately

01:05:00.760 because

01:05:02.740 sometimes

01:05:03.520 the

01:05:03.820 older

01:05:04.120 sibling

01:05:04.540 has

01:05:04.800 to

01:05:04.940 come

01:05:05.240 in

01:05:05.680 and

01:05:06.880 be

01:05:07.100 God's

01:05:07.540 hit

01:05:07.700 man

01:05:08.020 you

01:05:10.800 know

01:05:10.960 sometimes

01:05:11.460 the

01:05:11.640 older

01:05:11.880 sibling

01:05:12.220 has

01:05:12.420 to

01:05:12.560 come

01:05:12.740 in

01:05:12.840 and

01:05:12.940 be

01:05:13.080 God's

01:05:13.440 hit

01:05:13.600 man

01:05:13.840 because

01:05:14.160 if

01:05:15.540 not

01:05:15.820 what's

01:05:16.140 next

01:05:16.360 for

01:05:16.500 the

01:05:16.620 boy

01:05:16.860 you

01:05:19.220 gotta

01:05:19.360 ask

01:05:19.640 yourself

01:05:19.920 that

01:05:20.180 and

01:05:20.320 when

01:05:20.440 I

01:05:20.560 say

01:05:20.720 you

01:05:20.980 have

01:05:21.220 to

01:05:21.360 you

01:05:21.600 have

01:05:21.900 to

01:05:22.040 you're

01:05:22.220 the

01:05:22.340 brother

01:05:22.620 man

01:05:23.000 but

01:05:24.280 dang

01:05:24.780 and

01:05:26.140 also

01:05:26.500 I

01:05:26.720 don't

01:05:26.860 want

01:05:27.060 him

01:05:27.200 teaching

01:05:27.580 little

01:05:27.900 Theo

01:05:28.180 that's

01:05:28.520 me

01:05:28.720 now

01:05:29.000 I'm

01:05:29.260 in

01:05:30.080 I

01:05:31.060 don't

01:05:31.220 want

01:05:31.400 him

01:05:31.520 teaching

01:05:31.860 me

01:05:32.100 this

01:05:32.340 shit

01:05:32.640 you

01:05:34.000 know

01:05:34.200 nine

01:05:34.980 years

01:05:35.300 from

01:05:35.500 now

01:05:35.720 his

01:05:35.900 little

01:05:36.100 net

01:05:36.340 you

01:05:36.460 know

01:05:36.540 my

01:05:36.760 uncle

01:05:37.200 is

01:05:38.360 gonna

01:05:38.580 be

01:05:39.040 you

01:05:40.940 know

01:05:41.080 he's

01:05:41.360 gonna

01:05:41.480 be

01:05:41.720 you

01:05:42.160 know

01:05:42.380 what's

01:05:43.740 he

01:05:43.840 gonna

01:05:44.000 teach

01:05:44.380 me

01:05:44.600 you

01:05:44.760 know

01:05:44.900 it's

01:05:45.080 just

01:05:45.240 I

01:05:45.400 don't

01:05:45.640 what's

01:05:46.760 he

01:05:46.840 gonna

01:05:46.980 get

01:05:47.220 me

01:05:47.360 for

01:05:47.560 Easter

01:05:47.960 or

01:05:48.180 whatever

01:05:48.380 I

01:05:48.620 don't

01:05:48.780 need

01:05:49.020 all

01:05:49.240 that

01:05:49.440 shit

01:05:49.740 I'm

01:05:50.240 only

01:05:50.480 nine

01:05:50.980 so

01:05:52.260 just

01:05:53.640 take

01:05:53.920 care

01:05:54.160 of

01:05:54.340 us

01:05:54.600 man

01:05:54.940 take

01:05:55.480 care

01:05:55.720 of

01:05:55.900 us

01:05:56.260 and

01:05:56.780 congratulations

01:05:57.800 on the

01:05:58.360 new

01:05:58.540 kiddo

01:05:58.860 man

01:05:59.140 I'm

01:05:59.820 excited

01:06:00.120 for

01:06:00.260 you

01:06:00.380 guys

01:06:00.640 baby

01:06:00.920 gang

01:06:01.860 gang

01:06:02.300 oh

01:06:04.980 man

01:06:05.320 we got

01:06:05.600 one more

01:06:06.020 call

01:06:06.340 right

01:06:06.640 here

01:06:07.440 Tyrell

01:06:19.580 baby

01:06:19.920 thank you

01:06:20.720 for calling

01:06:21.120 man

01:06:21.480 and it's

01:06:21.760 good to

01:06:22.040 get some

01:06:22.740 diversity

01:06:24.640 on the

01:06:25.040 pod

01:06:25.400 baby

01:06:25.780 we love

01:06:26.640 you guys

01:06:27.220 dude

01:06:27.500 and we

01:06:27.860 know

01:06:28.080 you

01:06:28.300 are

01:06:28.500 good

01:06:29.020 folks

01:06:30.320 onward

01:06:30.940 just

01:06:32.620 driving

01:06:32.880 home

01:06:33.120 back

01:06:33.360 to

01:06:33.500 California

01:06:34.060 and I

01:06:34.420 was

01:06:34.600 listening

01:06:34.920 to your

01:06:35.120 podcast

01:06:35.720 thought I'd

01:06:36.160 get some

01:06:36.580 stuff off

01:06:38.080 my chest

01:06:38.700 you know

01:06:39.100 I've been

01:06:39.400 single for quite some time

01:06:40.920 now

01:06:41.360 haven't been having sex

01:06:42.960 in the last

01:06:44.000 I don't know

01:06:45.500 two years

01:06:46.420 and I

01:06:46.980 just need some

01:06:48.080 some advice

01:06:48.940 man on

01:06:49.640 how do I

01:06:50.960 get back

01:06:51.860 in the game

01:06:52.520 how do I

01:06:53.220 you know

01:06:53.820 get my

01:06:55.280 really wet

01:06:57.520 if you will

01:06:58.380 appreciate it

01:06:59.760 love what you're

01:07:00.220 doing

01:07:00.480 keep it up

01:07:01.500 later

01:07:02.100 gang baby

01:07:03.420 trying to get

01:07:03.940 that hitter

01:07:04.440 baby

01:07:04.740 and I

01:07:06.240 feel you

01:07:06.700 look

01:07:06.900 first of all

01:07:07.580 you gotta

01:07:07.980 get a woman

01:07:08.780 or something

01:07:09.320 that has

01:07:10.000 you know

01:07:10.420 something that's

01:07:12.440 willing to let

01:07:13.120 you

01:07:13.560 get inside

01:07:16.560 it

01:07:16.920 and legally

01:07:20.320 I think it has

01:07:20.940 to be a woman

01:07:21.560 or man

01:07:23.280 but I would

01:07:24.200 you know

01:07:24.500 I don't know

01:07:25.520 where you

01:07:25.960 reside

01:07:26.460 on the

01:07:26.960 sexual

01:07:27.420 spectrum

01:07:28.000 but

01:07:31.320 it has

01:07:34.540 to be

01:07:34.760 one of

01:07:35.060 them

01:07:35.300 so

01:07:37.600 I don't

01:07:39.940 know how

01:07:40.220 to get back

01:07:40.620 out there

01:07:40.900 are you

01:07:41.220 dating

01:07:41.700 did you

01:07:42.020 give me

01:07:42.220 any more

01:07:42.520 information

01:07:42.920 let me

01:07:43.160 listen

01:07:43.360 one more

01:07:43.700 time

01:07:44.100 stuff off

01:07:45.760 my chest

01:07:46.380 you know

01:07:46.760 I've been

01:07:47.060 single

01:07:47.440 for quite

01:07:48.020 some time

01:07:48.600 now

01:07:49.060 I haven't

01:07:49.700 been having

01:07:50.060 sex

01:07:50.640 in the last

01:07:51.660 I don't

01:07:52.920 know

01:07:53.200 two years

01:07:54.100 okay now

01:07:55.080 that's a long

01:07:55.560 time and

01:07:56.000 there's a lot

01:07:56.300 of asexuality

01:07:57.160 going on

01:07:57.740 so you

01:07:59.100 know

01:07:59.340 but sometimes

01:08:00.460 you go through

01:08:01.000 patches and

01:08:01.740 you don't need

01:08:02.260 to feel like

01:08:02.920 you have to

01:08:03.240 have sex

01:08:03.720 all the time

01:08:04.300 that's

01:08:04.620 something

01:08:04.880 that's

01:08:05.160 crazy

01:08:05.620 you know

01:08:07.180 that's a

01:08:07.560 crazy

01:08:07.960 thing

01:08:08.480 because once

01:08:10.940 you start

01:08:11.360 that fuse

01:08:11.900 inside of

01:08:12.380 yourself

01:08:12.640 like I

01:08:12.960 gotta hell

01:08:13.340 I gotta

01:08:13.640 get

01:08:13.840 I gotta

01:08:14.080 meet

01:08:14.340 girl

01:08:14.560 girl

01:08:14.840 girl

01:08:15.140 dude

01:08:15.700 that shit

01:08:16.120 got lit

01:08:16.520 in me

01:08:16.780 years ago

01:08:17.360 and that

01:08:17.660 thing

01:08:17.820 is a

01:08:18.120 nightmare

01:08:18.480 and mine's

01:08:20.140 finally starting

01:08:21.120 to quell a

01:08:21.800 little

01:08:22.020 so I don't

01:08:23.520 feel that

01:08:24.080 constant need

01:08:24.920 like I need

01:08:25.520 approval

01:08:26.260 because that

01:08:30.860 fuse will get

01:08:31.520 lit and it

01:08:32.160 will just keep

01:08:32.760 going and it's

01:08:33.260 not even you

01:08:33.960 you're just

01:08:34.380 acting on this

01:08:35.420 impulse

01:08:35.920 so first of all

01:08:38.120 you're coming

01:08:38.500 from a great

01:08:39.080 place of peace

01:08:40.080 I'm choosing

01:08:42.120 I would like to

01:08:42.860 get

01:08:43.300 that damp

01:08:44.460 baby

01:08:44.860 that labia

01:08:46.060 you know

01:08:46.460 what I'm

01:08:46.720 saying

01:08:47.020 bro

01:08:47.340 that little

01:08:48.240 smut

01:08:48.700 mitten

01:08:49.040 dog

01:08:49.480 you know

01:08:50.100 what I'm

01:08:50.320 saying

01:08:50.600 bro

01:08:50.860 that's

01:08:51.180 snot holster

01:08:51.920 so

01:08:53.640 I think

01:08:56.920 you got a

01:08:57.760 great shot

01:08:58.400 dude

01:08:58.600 I don't

01:08:58.880 know how

01:08:59.200 to just

01:08:59.500 get back

01:09:00.140 in just

01:09:00.660 to sex

01:09:01.420 I think

01:09:02.720 it's kind

01:09:03.200 of easy

01:09:03.720 people are

01:09:04.380 doing sex

01:09:05.140 all the

01:09:05.500 time

01:09:05.960 even though

01:09:07.580 I read

01:09:07.840 an article

01:09:08.220 that animals

01:09:08.860 aren't even

01:09:09.260 having sex

01:09:09.940 anymore

01:09:10.320 so that's

01:09:12.140 I don't

01:09:12.400 know what

01:09:12.740 that's going

01:09:13.120 to be like

01:09:13.520 in the

01:09:13.760 future

01:09:14.120 you know

01:09:15.740 you go to

01:09:16.060 pet stores

01:09:16.620 and there's

01:09:16.920 just videos

01:09:17.500 and shit

01:09:18.000 and just

01:09:18.260 reenactments

01:09:19.020 in there

01:09:19.320 a lot of

01:09:24.860 scary stuff

01:09:25.320 going on

01:09:25.640 but if you

01:09:25.980 have any

01:09:26.440 suggestions

01:09:26.840 for Tyrell

01:09:27.580 how to

01:09:27.840 just get

01:09:28.240 sex

01:09:28.700 I mean

01:09:28.940 go get

01:09:29.820 you a

01:09:30.060 little

01:09:30.220 hooker

01:09:30.700 also

01:09:31.560 if you

01:09:31.960 want that

01:09:32.400 I guess

01:09:32.860 I don't

01:09:33.100 know enough

01:09:33.640 to know

01:09:33.920 what you

01:09:34.200 want

01:09:34.580 but if

01:09:37.700 you just

01:09:37.940 want to

01:09:38.180 get the

01:09:38.480 willy

01:09:38.840 wet

01:09:39.300 then yeah

01:09:41.380 I think

01:09:41.680 you could

01:09:42.020 you know

01:09:42.700 you could

01:09:44.980 go to

01:09:45.280 another

01:09:45.560 country

01:09:45.980 and get

01:09:46.280 you a

01:09:46.480 little

01:09:46.600 hooker

01:09:47.080 you know

01:09:50.420 that titty

01:09:51.360 for hire

01:09:51.900 baby

01:09:52.200 you could

01:09:52.460 do it

01:09:52.860 or talk

01:09:54.040 to somebody

01:09:54.620 there's a lot

01:09:55.160 of women

01:09:55.500 out there

01:09:55.960 these days

01:09:56.700 who

01:09:57.180 are open

01:09:59.200 to sex

01:09:59.660 just to

01:10:00.020 help

01:10:00.220 help

01:10:00.560 somebody

01:10:00.900 out

01:10:01.240 but I

01:10:05.840 don't know

01:10:06.000 if you

01:10:06.160 have a

01:10:06.320 suggestion

01:10:06.700 for Tyler

01:10:07.140 too

01:10:07.340 you can

01:10:07.520 hit the

01:10:07.740 hotline

01:10:08.000 985-664-9503

01:10:10.620 and that's

01:10:12.700 a good

01:10:13.000 those are

01:10:14.740 both

01:10:15.100 interesting

01:10:15.800 things

01:10:16.520 that

01:10:17.420 are going

01:10:18.420 on

01:10:18.880 but yeah

01:10:20.420 how to

01:10:20.620 just get

01:10:21.020 some sex

01:10:21.540 damn

01:10:21.860 just you

01:10:22.280 know

01:10:22.500 look I

01:10:23.580 bet if

01:10:23.860 you ask

01:10:24.160 40 women

01:10:24.820 two of

01:10:25.600 them will

01:10:25.760 say yeah

01:10:26.220 a lot

01:10:28.320 of people

01:10:28.620 don't care

01:10:29.100 you know

01:10:29.400 that sex

01:10:30.120 isn't as

01:10:30.760 important to

01:10:32.360 them or

01:10:32.660 they're just

01:10:33.000 not as much

01:10:33.620 of a

01:10:34.380 hang up

01:10:35.180 for them

01:10:35.620 so

01:10:37.540 and I

01:10:38.260 haven't seen

01:10:38.660 a picture

01:10:39.000 of you

01:10:39.240 or a drawing

01:10:39.840 of you

01:10:40.220 so I

01:10:41.880 don't know

01:10:42.100 much about

01:10:42.660 you but

01:10:43.220 you sound

01:10:44.360 like somebody

01:10:44.920 that somebody

01:10:45.460 would fuck

01:10:46.060 to be real

01:10:48.900 honest let me

01:10:49.340 listen again

01:10:49.800 real quick

01:10:50.320 yeah you're

01:11:02.880 driving across

01:11:03.520 California you

01:11:04.220 can drive you

01:11:05.340 can talk and

01:11:05.960 drive on the

01:11:06.440 phone at the

01:11:06.860 same time

01:11:07.640 somebody will

01:11:10.020 fuck you

01:11:10.460 bro I

01:11:11.100 think

01:11:11.480 yeah

01:11:13.220 somebody will

01:11:14.360 for sure

01:11:14.900 dude

01:11:15.280 so I

01:11:16.600 think just

01:11:17.020 stay active

01:11:17.720 man stay

01:11:18.280 alive

01:11:18.880 if somebody

01:11:20.760 has a great

01:11:21.260 suggestion for

01:11:21.840 Tyler you can

01:11:22.300 also offer

01:11:22.780 for Tyrell

01:11:23.880 sorry brother

01:11:24.580 985-664-9503

01:11:29.480 damn Will Wade

01:11:30.880 got fired

01:11:31.540 LSU basketball

01:11:32.340 coach that

01:11:32.780 broke my

01:11:33.160 heart

01:11:33.500 okay

01:11:36.340 what's going

01:11:39.140 on with me

01:11:39.960 I'm good

01:11:42.120 you know

01:11:44.100 a lot

01:11:44.480 some stuff

01:11:45.240 on the

01:11:45.640 personal side

01:11:46.420 we'll get

01:11:46.780 into it

01:11:47.140 on another

01:11:47.540 episode

01:11:48.120 you know

01:11:48.980 trying to

01:11:49.440 feel good

01:11:50.420 I washed

01:11:51.420 my hair

01:11:52.120 so

01:11:53.660 yeah

01:11:55.060 you know

01:11:56.780 I think

01:11:57.500 I'm going

01:11:57.940 through some

01:11:58.320 spaces where

01:11:58.980 I'm kind

01:11:59.460 of having

01:12:00.380 some new

01:12:00.840 feelings about

01:12:01.540 stuff and

01:12:02.060 that feel

01:12:02.520 you know

01:12:02.860 I'm trying

01:12:03.140 to see

01:12:03.480 what that's

01:12:03.940 like

01:12:04.320 trying to

01:12:05.440 pay attention

01:12:05.980 to my

01:12:06.400 feelings

01:12:06.980 yeah

01:12:10.300 so kind

01:12:11.940 of maybe

01:12:12.220 where I've

01:12:12.640 always been

01:12:13.360 but

01:12:14.640 really grateful

01:12:16.600 to be here

01:12:16.940 today with

01:12:17.320 you guys

01:12:17.620 really grateful

01:12:18.120 that I get

01:12:18.660 to do this

01:12:19.520 and I get

01:12:20.680 to spend

01:12:21.100 time with

01:12:21.660 you

01:12:21.940 and we

01:12:23.860 get to

01:12:24.160 share things

01:12:24.780 in our

01:12:25.020 lives that

01:12:25.460 are fun

01:12:26.040 or interesting

01:12:27.160 or weird

01:12:27.760 or somebody's

01:12:29.940 weird

01:12:30.220 or our

01:12:30.900 weird

01:12:31.320 we're

01:12:33.400 lucky

01:12:33.800 you know

01:12:35.200 we are

01:12:35.460 lucky

01:12:35.800 and

01:12:36.440 I feel

01:12:37.680 grateful

01:12:38.000 for that

01:12:38.500 I'm going

01:12:40.260 to be

01:12:40.420 putting some

01:12:40.760 new tour

01:12:41.120 dates out

01:12:41.560 I'm excited

01:12:42.020 I don't

01:12:42.220 know what

01:12:42.420 they are

01:12:42.700 yet

01:12:43.020 but I'll

01:12:43.280 probably

01:12:43.500 announce

01:12:44.320 them next

01:12:44.700 week

01:12:45.040 we have

01:12:47.380 the fundraiser

01:12:48.040 for World

01:12:48.540 Vision

01:12:48.800 for Ukraine

01:12:49.680 for relief

01:12:52.540 efforts

01:12:53.080 and it's

01:12:53.880 going to

01:12:54.100 go

01:12:54.360 I think

01:12:54.700 a lot

01:12:54.980 of the

01:12:55.120 money

01:12:55.220 specifically

01:12:55.620 goes to

01:12:56.040 help

01:12:56.220 children

01:12:56.740 so I'm

01:12:57.980 really

01:12:58.200 really excited

01:12:58.820 about that

01:12:59.440 and

01:13:00.820 yeah

01:13:02.720 and if

01:13:02.960 you're

01:13:03.120 struggling

01:13:03.460 with

01:13:03.700 something

01:13:04.020 man

01:13:04.280 just know

01:13:04.660 that you

01:13:04.960 aren't

01:13:05.140 alone

01:13:05.560 you know

01:13:06.260 and don't

01:13:06.800 feel alone

01:13:07.400 I love

01:13:07.840 you

01:13:08.060 and

01:13:09.060 and

01:13:11.660 just keep

01:13:12.500 going

01:13:12.900 you know

01:13:14.500 just keep

01:13:15.000 going

01:13:15.300 just get

01:13:15.620 to lunch

01:13:16.120 get to

01:13:16.460 dinner

01:13:16.800 get to

01:13:17.200 bedtime

01:13:17.660 sometimes

01:13:18.900 we got

01:13:19.380 to just

01:13:19.640 take the

01:13:19.960 small

01:13:20.220 steps

01:13:20.720 you know

01:13:23.000 and we

01:13:23.280 take turns

01:13:23.940 one day

01:13:24.740 one of us

01:13:25.180 is leading

01:13:27.020 the other

01:13:27.480 and the

01:13:28.160 next day

01:13:28.520 the other

01:13:28.800 one is

01:13:29.000 leading

01:13:29.240 the other

01:13:29.720 but that's

01:13:31.740 what a

01:13:32.000 gang is

01:13:32.540 baby

01:13:32.820 that's

01:13:34.080 what a

01:13:34.380 gang

01:13:34.840 gang

01:13:35.480 is

01:13:36.180 so y'all

01:13:37.640 be good

01:13:37.980 to yourselves

01:13:38.520 bro

01:13:38.880 you deserve

01:13:40.340 it

01:13:40.960 and I'm

01:13:41.780 gonna

01:13:41.940 you know

01:13:43.020 what I'll

01:13:43.240 just finish

01:13:43.660 the song

01:13:44.080 that we

01:13:44.320 started out

01:13:44.980 with

01:13:45.440 this is

01:13:46.720 shine

01:13:47.260 by Bishop

01:13:48.020 Gunn

01:13:49.640 thank you

01:13:50.260 everybody

01:13:50.480 who hit

01:13:50.880 the hotline

01:13:51.340 985-664-9503

01:13:54.440 you guys be

01:13:55.480 good to yourselves

01:13:56.120 man you

01:13:56.480 deserve it

01:13:57.240 gang

01:13:58.040 and now

01:14:00.060 I've been

01:14:00.740 moving way

01:14:01.580 too fast

01:14:02.460 on the

01:14:02.840 runaway train

01:14:03.840 with a

01:14:04.280 heavy load

01:14:05.060 of my

01:14:05.620 past

01:14:07.320 and these

01:14:10.780 rails that

01:14:11.500 I've been

01:14:12.000 riding on

01:14:12.920 they weren't

01:14:13.760 so thin

01:14:14.340 that they're

01:14:14.720 damn near gone

01:14:15.660 I guess now

01:14:16.440 they just

01:14:17.120 weren't

01:14:17.600 built to

01:14:18.440 last

01:14:19.280 yeah

01:14:20.820 I'm gonna

01:14:21.480 die

01:14:22.160 to make

01:14:24.160 sense of

01:14:24.820 what I

01:14:25.360 can

01:14:25.920 of where

01:14:27.020 I'm

01:14:27.340 going

01:14:27.900 oh

01:14:29.080 and where

01:14:29.700 I'll be

01:14:30.260 shine

01:14:32.520 that light

01:14:34.020 on me

01:14:35.080 I'll sit

01:14:38.460 and tell you

01:14:39.360 my story

01:14:40.740 shine

01:14:43.100 on me

01:14:45.680 and I will

01:14:48.000 find a song

01:14:49.940 we're singing

01:14:51.100 just for you

01:14:53.300 and I will find

01:14:55.120 the words to help

01:14:56.400 you make it through

01:14:57.740 if you call my name

01:14:59.780 I'll sing

01:15:01.380 I'll sing

01:15:01.680 it to you

01:15:02.700 shine a light

01:15:05.660 on me

01:15:06.840 I'll sit

01:15:10.140 and tell you

01:15:11.200 my story

01:15:12.500 shine

01:15:15.060 on me

01:15:17.440 and I will

01:15:19.860 find a song

01:15:21.600 we're singing

01:15:22.840 just for you

01:15:25.160 oh

01:15:26.540 I'll

01:15:29.620 shine

01:15:30.400 on me

01:15:35.700 yeah baby

01:15:37.220 when we share stuff

01:15:38.020 man it just

01:15:38.740 yeah

01:15:40.300 when we share stuff

01:15:41.620 it's good

01:15:42.140 gang

01:15:43.200 there

01:15:46.960 doesn't

01:15:48.400 you

01:16:00.920 I'll

01:16:02.240 page

01:16:02.740 you

01:16:06.700 I'll

01:16:07.940 I'll

01:16:08.300 show you

01:16:08.360 I'll

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 17, 2022

E384 Brotherly Love

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