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00:01:54.240 So, today's guest is a professional mixed martial artist, MMA man.

00:02:00.220 You know it.

00:02:01.180 That grappler.

00:02:02.200 That cage baby.

00:02:03.520 You know what I'm talking about.

00:02:04.600 You know who he is, man.

00:02:05.660 You know what it is.

00:02:07.200 He currently competes at the Bantamweight division in UFC and is allegedly undefeated.

00:02:13.380 Um, that man, uh, is here with his, uh, mixed martial artist coach and trainer.

00:02:22.880 Um, they are, uh, the combined do the Timbo Sugar Show, which is a beautiful, uh, podcast you can check out.

00:02:32.220 Um, one of them also hosts a podcast with his brother Daniel, and that's a name of that guy.

00:02:40.780 And that show is called The Bro Malley Show.

00:02:47.700 You can check out both of these men.

00:02:49.340 I'm happy to have them back.

00:02:50.660 Actually, on the podcast for the second time, uh, it is Mr. Sean O'Malley and Tim Welch.

00:02:57.780 For me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind

00:03:03.500 Shine that light on me

00:03:07.440 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:03:13.160 Shine on me

00:03:18.160 And I will find a song I will sing it just for you

00:03:27.780 And now I've been on the way to sing it just for you

00:03:32.080 Praise God, baby.

00:03:33.220 Amen.

00:03:34.240 Jehovah, too.

00:03:35.120 Gotta remember.

00:03:36.000 Oh, you jayed out, huh?

00:03:37.560 Jayed out, too.

00:03:38.260 You clayed out, you know what I mean?

00:03:39.460 Y'all were witnesses, huh?

00:03:40.560 J-W, the truth.

00:03:41.520 The one and only truth, boy.

00:03:42.960 Just him.

00:03:43.980 Wow.

00:03:44.180 I'm more of a Christian slash Lutheran.

00:03:47.300 Yeah, we went to, when I was growing up, we went to 6th Baptist, I think, or 7th Baptist.

00:03:51.320 We were...

00:03:51.860 Which one was it?

00:03:53.860 I want to say it was 7th Baptist.

00:03:55.880 Because we don't want to disrespect the 7th Baptist.

00:03:58.180 You know what I mean?

00:03:58.700 Yeah, we were...

00:03:59.540 I mean, we were at the end of the Baptist line.

00:04:01.560 We were barely, you know...

00:04:03.500 You weren't the first Baptist?

00:04:04.860 Yeah.

00:04:05.120 I mean, they had a sign on them going into the church that said, Lord wanted.

00:04:09.120 Oh.

00:04:09.660 So it was...

00:04:10.240 So they were looking for him.

00:04:11.980 Yeah, they were...

00:04:13.080 It was a lot of soul searching.

00:04:17.120 You're looking healthy.

00:04:18.620 Really?

00:04:18.820 I mean, your complexion, your build.

00:04:20.920 I want to know what you've been eating.

00:04:23.280 What did I have?

00:04:24.180 Or what you haven't been eating.

00:04:25.440 I had a crab cake yesterday.

00:04:29.100 What else?

00:04:31.260 I don't know, really.

00:04:32.760 I guess...

00:04:33.360 I don't know if endorphins or something.

00:04:34.900 I don't even know how you have that.

00:04:37.100 But we're sitting here.

00:04:38.320 We got Sugar Sean.

00:04:40.900 We got Timbo.

00:04:42.220 Timmy Welch.

00:04:42.980 Thank you guys for your time today.

00:04:46.880 Amen.

00:04:47.760 Y'all look very...

00:04:53.620 You were...

00:04:54.280 Tim kind of...

00:04:55.060 You have that look.

00:04:56.020 You remind me of like one of the...

00:04:57.480 Like a hit man or a wrestler like in the 80s or like late 80s.

00:05:02.900 Oh, a gay one?

00:05:04.440 But never...

00:05:05.400 But he would never admit he was gay.

00:05:06.920 In fact, he threatened to fight gay.

00:05:08.640 He'd be like, I'll fight gay.

00:05:10.040 I'll go 40 rounds with gay.

00:05:11.600 Yeah.

00:05:12.400 Yeah.

00:05:12.800 It's in the closet.

00:05:13.820 Yeah.

00:05:14.240 I mean, I've been called a fag a handful of times.

00:05:16.800 Yeah.

00:05:17.240 Yeah.

00:05:17.560 Well, I mean, when my girl met me, she thought Tim and I were gay.

00:05:22.340 Yeah.

00:05:22.620 The first time.

00:05:23.880 So we've been called...

00:05:25.400 Been there.

00:05:25.940 How close have you guys ever been in like a nudist environment where you guys are both nude?

00:05:31.220 Probably grappling.

00:05:32.380 I mean, you're both, you know...

00:05:33.800 I mean, in like a sexual...

00:05:35.100 Has there ever been a sexual environment where you guys like were...

00:05:37.940 Double teaming a chick or something?

00:05:39.000 Or just even like somebody's there coach, you know, you're coaching.

00:05:42.180 You're cornering him or vice versa.

00:05:44.280 Like in a room?

00:05:45.320 Yeah.

00:05:46.540 Have you ever cornered during sex is what I'm asking.

00:05:48.820 That's a good question.

00:05:49.600 Yeah.

00:05:49.760 Nothing yet.

00:05:50.840 I think...

00:05:51.260 Nothing yet.

00:05:51.580 No, there's going to be a time where we're...

00:05:53.580 Elenita!

00:05:55.000 That's his baby.

00:05:55.560 There's going to be...

00:05:56.260 Look at her.

00:05:56.540 She's here?

00:05:56.960 She has her backpack on.

00:05:57.580 Look at her.

00:05:57.880 Yeah, I saw her, dude.

00:05:58.880 Are we looking at my girl?

00:05:59.720 That's one of many.

00:06:00.540 I watched seven minutes of her swim lessons.

00:06:02.140 Are you kidding me?

00:06:02.700 You think I don't know her?

00:06:06.420 No, I think there'll be a time where we're like double teaming a chick or like we both

00:06:10.560 got a different chick in like a hotel or something.

00:06:13.320 Like that'll be a crazy time because, you know, we party.

00:06:15.880 Yeah.

00:06:16.060 So, what'd y'all think of that Oscars deal, man?

00:06:21.420 I thought it was like a...

00:06:22.400 Like Tim said, it was a nice shot.

00:06:23.660 It wasn't loaded up.

00:06:24.600 It was like you couldn't see it coming.

00:06:26.120 It was boom.

00:06:27.140 It was direct, open hand, so he didn't drop him, which was, you know, best case scenario

00:06:31.400 because I don't think he wanted to knock him out.

00:06:33.400 Right.

00:06:33.740 You know what I mean?

00:06:34.200 So, a good slap.

00:06:35.720 I thought it was a good shot.

00:06:37.260 Do you think Rock handled it as well as he could?

00:06:39.240 Like, because Rock...

00:06:40.180 At a certain point, it looks like he thinks that it's going to be...

00:06:44.360 He's joking.

00:06:45.040 Yeah.

00:06:45.740 And then I'm sure at a certain point, I bet it was very close quarters when the energy

00:06:49.900 probably changed in his mind.

00:06:51.200 He's like, oh, this is not a joke.

00:06:52.940 What do I do?

00:06:54.300 Do you think Rock did the best thing that he could have done?

00:06:57.220 Oh, fuck yeah, dude.

00:06:59.100 I think so.

00:07:00.000 I mean, you see him kind of want to get fired up, but I think he did it the best because

00:07:04.460 what the fuck is he supposed to do?

00:07:05.820 And imagine what would have happened if Will smacked him and it piled up Chris, boom, just

00:07:10.320 boarded him.

00:07:11.260 Yeah.

00:07:11.560 That would have been bad.

00:07:12.260 That's what I'm saying.

00:07:12.740 Good thing it wasn't like a boom.

00:07:14.380 That's the same scenario of Colby Jorge.

00:07:16.660 I was thinking, I'm like, that was probably best case scenario that Jorge didn't knock

00:07:20.500 Colby out, hit his head, kill him.

00:07:22.220 So you ran into Chris at the after party.

00:07:24.940 Yeah, bro.

00:07:25.340 So it was pretty wild.

00:07:26.600 So Spade took me over to the, who actually is from Arizona.

00:07:30.960 Shout out.

00:07:31.220 I think he's from Scottsdale.

00:07:32.340 Hey.

00:07:32.460 Uh, so Spade invited me to be his, his, his, uh, guest or whatever.

00:07:37.740 We went to the, um, vanity fair party.

00:07:42.260 And then we went to some other dude, a rich guy's house.

00:07:45.760 This dude was really, really rich.

00:07:47.440 Like they had a machine in the front.

00:07:48.780 You could just get money out of it.

00:07:49.900 It was just like, it was an ATM, but you could guess any number and it gave you, it was like,

00:07:54.320 this dude was real, real rich.

00:07:56.420 Like, yeah, they had, even his dog had like a little wallet on the side.

00:08:00.440 Damn.

00:08:00.860 Oh, wow.

00:08:01.860 So this dude was really, really rich.

00:08:03.780 And we went in and like, Jennifer Lawrence is sitting in the back, just hanging out outside,

00:08:09.060 like just in her pajamas.

00:08:11.160 She like lived next door, I guess.

00:08:12.780 And so she came over cause she heard some commotion or whatever.

00:08:15.660 So she's out back just hanging out.

00:08:17.680 Like there's like Pellanapy, Pellanapy Cruz, uh, like a, you know, just fancy people.

00:08:25.320 I mean, it's like fancy people you see on the magazine and they're just sitting there,

00:08:28.640 you know, eating, you know, they had some raviolis.

00:08:31.620 Um, what else did they have?

00:08:32.960 They had a salad that looked, it was a little, well, I thought a little bit of wilted, but

00:08:38.000 people were eating it.

00:08:39.360 Rich people will eat, they'll eat kind of more, they'll say it's like, uh, more artistic

00:08:44.260 kind of, but anyway, so we get to finally see Chris Rock, right?

00:08:47.880 And so, and I'm with David Spade, so Spade knows him.

00:08:50.780 So they're just kind of talking and he was just shocked.

00:08:54.980 He was like, what the fuck happened?

00:08:58.000 He's almost, it reminded me of, you ever been at a party and somebody gets hit by somebody

00:09:01.720 and then the person that hit him leaves and there was never really like a big fight or

00:09:06.860 maybe there even was a fight, but the one dude never had any idea there was any beef

00:09:11.160 or anything going on.

00:09:12.320 And then you'd start talking to that guy and he's like, bro, what the fuck happened?

00:09:16.580 Like, what, what do you think?

00:09:18.040 You know, that's kind of what it was.

00:09:19.680 He was just like, what the fuck?

00:09:20.980 So did he not know that she had alopecia or whatever disease?

00:09:24.480 That's why she was bald.

00:09:25.920 Did he not know that?

00:09:27.320 I think he had no clue.

00:09:28.760 I think he had no clue.

00:09:30.140 And who don't have alopecia?

00:09:31.920 Everybody's going bald.

00:09:33.100 Yeah.

00:09:33.320 Well, it's, I'm not.

00:09:35.740 Not yet.

00:09:36.780 Exactly.

00:09:37.280 And when you start, dude, it's going to look crazy.

00:09:39.240 You go like one of those things that kids used to put on the end of their pencils.

00:09:42.720 It's going to be wild.

00:09:44.120 Because it was the front or the back.

00:09:46.480 Oh yeah.

00:09:47.300 Which, what do you want to lose first?

00:09:48.740 Do you think if you had to lose front or back?

00:09:50.800 I just shaved the back.

00:09:52.220 So I was like a good front profile talking to chicks.

00:09:55.000 Yeah.

00:09:55.200 You got to go at the front.

00:09:56.360 Yeah.

00:09:56.720 Then you turn around.

00:09:58.000 No, I wouldn't turn around.

00:09:59.320 It's a salvage yard back there.

00:10:01.680 Did you notice any of those A-listers judging you?

00:10:05.000 You know, this party, there was no, and I'd never been, I've been to some fancy spaces,

00:10:10.540 but I'd never been anything like this.

00:10:11.800 It's like, apparently this is like the party to end up at, right?

00:10:14.580 Were you wearing a suit?

00:10:16.220 Yeah.

00:10:16.580 Oh, good.

00:10:17.120 I was wearing a suit.

00:10:18.960 And yeah, so we were sitting at Spades.

00:10:21.880 We watched the Oscars over there.

00:10:23.220 So we're just watching.

00:10:24.000 And then that, the slap happens and it went mute on the television.

00:10:28.540 Everybody's like, dang.

00:10:30.000 And we didn't know if it was real.

00:10:31.360 And then all these text messages started coming in.

00:10:33.380 And then we ended up, oh, we went to the Vanity Fair and nobody was really kind of talking

00:10:39.740 about it.

00:10:40.100 I think everybody was kind of in shock.

00:10:42.360 Or contemplating whether it was real or not.

00:10:44.560 Right.

00:10:44.820 That's what I was wondering.

00:10:45.840 Yeah.

00:10:46.020 Yeah.

00:10:46.140 There was a guy, there was a guy, a writer there.

00:10:48.640 And I remember him saying, I don't think that it was real.

00:10:51.340 And I'm like, I don't think the acting could be that great.

00:10:53.840 Yeah.

00:10:54.180 No way, bro.

00:10:55.580 And so, yeah.

00:10:56.280 Then we ended up at the party and then Rock was there, which I thought was a cool movie.

00:10:59.200 He's at the party.

00:10:59.880 He's not like ducking anything, you know?

00:11:01.360 I think he thought it was really weird.

00:11:02.840 He didn't look like affected.

00:11:04.040 He didn't have like a little cast on his jaw or nothing, you know?

00:11:08.080 What would you have done if you got smacked like that?

00:11:10.400 I don't think you, I think your reaction's so fast.

00:11:13.600 I think you wouldn't have been able to be hit by that.

00:11:16.160 But what, yeah.

00:11:16.760 What do you think?

00:11:17.280 I think I would have been, I think at a certain point,

00:11:20.300 as he's approaching, I think I would have like.

00:11:22.020 Squared up.

00:11:22.520 Yeah.

00:11:22.920 I would have at least embraced, like taken on the idea that something was going to happen.

00:11:26.500 Yeah.

00:11:26.740 Put up karate hands.

00:11:28.040 I would have done something.

00:11:29.100 Peaceful karate hands.

00:11:30.080 Even these.

00:11:31.280 Just some separation though between.

00:11:33.300 Yeah.

00:11:33.600 You're like.

00:11:34.460 Yeah.

00:11:34.880 I'd have done something or at least positioned myself like it was something was going to

00:11:37.960 happen.

00:11:38.560 I still might get hit, but something, you know, I'm going to look like I'm ready to get

00:11:41.840 hit.

00:11:42.700 But Rock took it like a champ, bro.

00:11:45.820 I agree.

00:11:46.520 He took it like a champ.

00:11:47.320 Um, what rematch would you rather see?

00:11:51.640 Masvidal versus Colby or Rock versus Smith?

00:11:55.880 Rock versus Smith probably just because I don't know how that plays out.

00:11:59.260 But Colby versus Jorge, I think, I mean, I think that plays out pretty similar to how

00:12:04.340 played out the first time.

00:12:05.620 Yeah.

00:12:05.980 I agree.

00:12:06.560 Well, how much bigger is Will than Chris?

00:12:08.820 I think at least 50 pounds.

00:12:10.400 I know that.

00:12:11.100 How tall is Chris?

00:12:12.460 You mind checking that out?

00:12:13.700 How tall is Chris Rock?

00:12:17.400 5'10".

00:12:18.400 Wow.

00:12:18.960 I wonder if either can scrap.

00:12:20.500 Will Smith is six, one and a half.

00:12:23.700 Did you measure him at the Oscars?

00:12:25.320 I looked it up.

00:12:26.380 Oh, you did?

00:12:27.620 And then I got bored of looking it up because I was trying to figure out the weights or whatever

00:12:30.560 and I just went to sleep.

00:12:31.780 Yeah.

00:12:32.060 I did that sometimes.

00:12:32.900 But, uh, yeah.

00:12:34.240 So that, yeah.

00:12:34.920 That'd be a good scrap though.

00:12:35.580 But that was it.

00:12:36.380 He was chilling.

00:12:37.060 Like the whole party was crazy.

00:12:38.360 It was like, like, well, I mean, it was just, I felt like I was literally wandering through

00:12:44.600 Netflix or something, you know?

00:12:46.360 Like a live Netflix.

00:12:47.620 Yeah.

00:12:47.640 Like through like a movie channel.

00:12:48.800 It was like the Kardashians showed up at the end.

00:12:51.200 Shut up.

00:12:51.420 Yeah.

00:12:51.800 Dude, I've been watching the Kardashians from season, the first season.

00:12:54.700 So 2006, me and Danny have been watching it, like binge watching it.

00:12:57.440 Uh-huh.

00:12:58.040 And dude, it's entertaining.

00:13:01.240 It's so much drama and it's so fucking entertaining that I look forward to it every night.

00:13:06.080 And I'm so excited.

00:13:06.900 There's so many seasons.

00:13:07.640 It's crazy to look, 2006, because we know obviously how their lives are playing out right

00:13:11.720 now.

00:13:12.660 And it's so fucking wild to watch from back then.

00:13:15.260 Like Kylie and Kendall are little girls, like 10, 11 years old.

00:13:18.560 It's wild.

00:13:19.580 You think a lot of perv dudes go back and watch the old episodes looking at the kids?

00:13:23.120 I would just yank, yeah.

00:13:24.240 Really?

00:13:24.700 Oh.

00:13:25.280 Wow.

00:13:26.400 Interesting.

00:13:27.220 It's sad to see.

00:13:27.820 Yeah.

00:13:28.540 Yeah.

00:13:29.020 Did you guys know Jada was so into sex?

00:13:32.460 I remember hearing like Will didn't please her, right?

00:13:35.020 I remember hearing that specifically.

00:13:36.420 But can you even, I mean, I think, I don't know.

00:13:41.440 A lot of black women seem hard to please, A.

00:13:43.600 And then B, I think it's hard to, as a man, after a while, you only got so, you know what

00:13:53.280 I'm saying?

00:13:53.680 You're already Will Smith.

00:13:54.740 What else are you going to do?

00:13:56.320 Well, you can only do like, even if you do with some sex, what are you going to do?

00:14:00.320 You know?

00:14:00.680 Well, I think switching it up, like, because Danny and I have been recently, we're hooking

00:14:05.040 up with this chick.

00:14:05.920 Yeah.

00:14:06.180 Like, two weekends in a row.

00:14:07.880 Right.

00:14:08.220 And dude, it makes-

00:14:08.780 Is this a trampoline chick?

00:14:10.280 Trampoline chick, yes.

00:14:11.540 A full moon bird, huh?

00:14:12.760 It was fire.

00:14:13.120 So you, yeah.

00:14:13.940 And so, if you don't know, Sean has been, has an open wife marriage, thank you.

00:14:21.180 And they, and you said they've been dating a woman.

00:14:23.940 Well, no, I wouldn't call it dating.

00:14:25.260 Okay.

00:14:25.420 We've been hanging out, we hung out with her twice, we were just, you know, having a good

00:14:27.940 time, but it makes our sex, when we have sex by ourselves, better.

00:14:32.960 You know, like, we go hook up with the chick, and then the next night, we're hooking up with

00:14:36.280 each other, talking about that moment, or whatever.

00:14:38.620 It's just, just doing shit like that, because we've been together seven, eight years, Tim's

00:14:42.500 been with his girlfriend for like 11 years, like, you got to do things to keep spicing

00:14:46.300 it up.

00:14:46.720 It's a skill.

00:14:47.400 It's a relationship, relationships are a skill, and doing things like that, like, we went on

00:14:51.680 a date with her, we went out to dinner, but we ended up getting it to go, because

00:14:55.120 my sexual tension was too high.

00:14:56.620 Really?

00:14:57.080 Ordered dinner, and I'm like, hey, let's just get it to go, you know what I'm saying?

00:14:59.900 Yeah.

00:15:00.400 Anyway, but doing shit like that makes our sex even better.

00:15:03.600 Do you have other people reaching out to you about, like, how do I get my life to that

00:15:07.920 situation?

00:15:09.920 It's...

00:15:10.400 Because you know there's some dude sitting at a dang Chipotle right now with his lady

00:15:14.720 and be like, hey...

00:15:15.780 A lot, I mean, it's so hard, because everyone's so insecure, like, it's a build up over the years

00:15:21.720 and trust, and, like, the biggest thing for Danny is, like, making sure I'm not going

00:15:25.620 to, like, go and fall in love with this girl and leave her.

00:15:27.480 Right.

00:15:27.740 So it's like, there's just a lot of communication, it's a lot of years built up and listening

00:15:31.340 to podcasts, but the biggest thing is that the girls, like Mariah and Danny, being open

00:15:35.060 to it and listening to podcasts and listening or reading books and doing their own research,

00:15:39.480 and that's huge.

00:15:41.960 And if a girl isn't open for that, it's going to be very tough to, I don't know, you're

00:15:47.160 going to live a fake life for the most part.

00:15:49.780 Yeah.

00:15:50.480 Have you experienced any three bangers?

00:15:53.140 Let me think.

00:15:53.900 I've been in...

00:15:54.360 Oh, I remember years ago, I got in...

00:15:58.080 There was a lady that looked like...

00:15:59.940 There was, like, this pretty hot chick, right, in Missouri, and then there was her friend,

00:16:03.160 or I think maybe her cousin or somebody.

00:16:05.700 And they said they were cousins, but they also could have been lying about being cousins.

00:16:10.520 And one of them looked like one of those power lifters from, like, the, like, 1910s

00:16:15.780 or whatever, who would lift, like, the big thing that it said, like, 100 pounds on each

00:16:19.280 side.

00:16:19.620 You know, this chick was jacked, bro.

00:16:21.920 And I had to really make it happen fast, because I had to be at the airport in, like,

00:16:25.960 40 minutes, right?

00:16:27.280 It's kind of nice, and you have to make it happen fast, and then you have an excuse to

00:16:30.000 in case, you know what I mean?

00:16:31.060 I like that.

00:16:31.640 Anyway.

00:16:31.900 Yeah, it was going to happen fast, man, you know?

00:16:34.580 Because I'm...

00:16:35.620 My dick has a short wick, you know?

00:16:38.120 It has a good...

00:16:38.800 It's a good penis, but it has a short wick, bro.

00:16:41.000 You know, I'm quick to the dynamite, dude.

00:16:42.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:43.200 And that's fine.

00:16:44.160 I've always been that way.

00:16:45.120 I say it up front.

00:16:46.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:47.200 Like, hey, we're going to be talking again in about three minutes.

00:16:49.640 Yeah.

00:16:50.020 That's what I say.

00:16:50.880 Round two will be better.

00:16:51.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:52.500 Round two won't be better, dude.

00:16:54.040 Yeah.

00:16:55.320 So, anyway, so the one...

00:16:57.820 I started...

00:16:58.360 It's always tough, because you don't know, like, which one to hook up with kind of first,

00:17:01.500 the one who you are more attracted to, or the other one, because you don't...

00:17:04.600 You know it probably has to be an even space in the deal.

00:17:08.440 And so I started hooking up with one of them, and then the other one got all aggressive

00:17:12.120 and started kind of shaking my shoulders and stuff, and like a...

00:17:15.400 Grab the back of your neck.

00:17:16.340 Oh, it was insane.

00:17:17.420 Yeah, just very, like, aggro and just kind of move, just like moving my head right between

00:17:23.560 her tits like that.

00:17:24.560 And, bro, I got so scared, bro.

00:17:29.140 I was so scared, because it was a dark hotel room.

00:17:31.340 It was Missouri.

00:17:31.860 It was probably a day's in, you know?

00:17:33.180 Hotel, okay.

00:17:33.860 And it was...

00:17:34.580 Yeah, it was real, real dicey.

00:17:35.960 And so I'm sure I, you know, ejacked pretty quick and kind of rolled out.

00:17:40.860 Yeah.

00:17:41.220 But it was, you know, it was quite a time.

00:17:43.200 Yeah.

00:17:44.200 But so I'm glad to know that you guys are right here doing threesomes and training in the desert,

00:17:47.800 bro.

00:17:48.500 Yeah.

00:17:48.780 So if you look at that, yeah, what was the deal with that Colby Masvidal?

00:17:54.820 That thing was so wild, huh?

00:17:56.720 Yeah, I mean...

00:17:57.840 Can you imagine doing that?

00:17:59.800 Hit cold cocking someone like that?

00:18:00.960 Just the whole thing, like the thing of in your head, like, okay, you know where the guy

00:18:05.020 is, you're going to roll up there, you're going to put a mask on?

00:18:08.100 That's like some thug gangster shit that, you know, I grew up in Helena, Montana.

00:18:14.400 I'm not raised to do that.

00:18:16.540 He grew up in the fucking streets doing shit, maybe not like that, but fighting.

00:18:21.280 And so that probably seemed normal-ish to him.

00:18:25.260 Yeah.

00:18:26.220 Just how he was raised.

00:18:28.360 Yeah.

00:18:28.720 It just seems so wild.

00:18:30.040 Like imagine as you're walking, I guess it was just him.

00:18:33.220 And Bob Mennery.

00:18:34.060 I just listened to Bob Mennery on Raw Talk with Bradley Martin, that little dude.

00:18:38.980 Oh, yeah.

00:18:39.480 And yeah, he explained, Bob explained kind of what happened.

00:18:42.980 But I must have just found out the location they were at, obviously posted on their stories

00:18:47.440 and fucking hit him a couple times, bop, bop, and dipped.

00:18:50.340 Damn.

00:18:50.900 It's crazy, dude.

00:18:51.700 God, well, you know after that fight with Jorge and Colby, Jorge's just fucking fuming, dude.

00:18:56.060 He wanted to win it so bad for his team, for that fucking city and everything.

00:19:00.820 And after, he just fucking wanted to do something.

00:19:03.000 Well, dude, Colby posted like five days in a row, 50-45, 50-45, like five days in a row

00:19:09.380 on Instagram, tagging Jorge, just talking shit, but I don't know.

00:19:14.920 There's a fine line between entertainment and you making it personal, and some people

00:19:19.700 are on different lines.

00:19:20.760 Colby's on the entertainment line.

00:19:22.180 Jorge was on the personal line.

00:19:23.560 And I think Colby was on the personal line, too, but I don't know.

00:19:27.380 It's just not a good look for Jorge.

00:19:29.060 People loved it when he did it to Leon, but, but, boom, pieced him up right there.

00:19:33.240 Loved it.

00:19:33.820 Who, Leon Spinks?

00:19:34.900 Leon Edwards.

00:19:35.900 Oh, Leon Edwards.

00:19:36.380 He hit him backstage at the UFC, boom, boom, boom, three-piece and a biscuit.

00:19:39.680 People fucking loved that.

00:19:40.900 Maybe Jorge thought, I'm going to go do it to Colby.

00:19:43.040 People will love it.

00:19:43.800 Maybe that didn't cross his mind.

00:19:45.940 I don't know.

00:19:46.240 I'm a fan of both, regardless of it.

00:19:48.560 Yeah, it's weird.

00:19:51.020 I don't know.

00:19:51.560 And then what do you face after that?

00:19:52.980 And then he just had a big contract.

00:19:54.540 It just seems like a lot to kind of risk.

00:19:56.320 But yeah, he must have been just real, real angered up.

00:19:58.960 Or maybe a little.

00:20:01.000 Yeah, a couple bumps here and there.

00:20:02.780 Oh, dude, you even.

00:20:04.060 Yeah.

00:20:05.020 Yeah.

00:20:05.300 You could get a bump off of anything there.

00:20:07.020 I wonder how much it'll cost him.

00:20:08.080 A quarter mil, maybe.

00:20:09.660 Yeah.

00:20:10.040 Who knows?

00:20:10.540 Lawyer fees.

00:20:11.420 Fucking paying Colby out.

00:20:13.960 Yeah.

00:20:14.200 Who knows?

00:20:14.840 Fuck.

00:20:15.060 He said he hit.

00:20:16.240 He pled not guilty, right?

00:20:17.500 Yep.

00:20:18.080 Wow.

00:20:18.140 So who knows if he was even.

00:20:19.340 And then he went on Twitter and said, you shouldn't talk about my kids.

00:20:23.560 And then Nate Diaz said, you just called, you just fucking gave yourself up or turned

00:20:28.180 yourself in or whatever.

00:20:29.580 He scuffed Colby's Rolex, $90,000.

00:20:32.240 Yeah.

00:20:32.900 Yeah.

00:20:33.960 But some company will fix that just to say they fixed it.

00:20:36.480 You know, somebody would help with that probably.

00:20:37.960 Well, Colby's probably going to get that from Jorge.

00:20:40.440 He'll say, hey, you need $50,000 just for the Rolex.

00:20:42.720 Yeah.

00:20:43.560 No one's heard from Colby yet either.

00:20:46.580 It adds, oh, that's interesting.

00:20:48.120 Like, did something really happen to him?

00:20:49.280 Could have really.

00:20:49.800 I mean, dude, you get hit like that, you could be a bad concussion.

00:20:52.820 I'm sure his lawyer's like, don't say shit.

00:20:54.500 Let me take care of this shit.

00:20:54.920 Oh, that could be it too.

00:20:56.120 And to not hear from Colby's kind of rare too.

00:20:58.420 Yeah.

00:20:58.560 Exactly.

00:21:00.300 What ethnicity do you feel like is like the hardest to knock out?

00:21:03.520 Mexicans.

00:21:04.080 Really?

00:21:04.480 Yeah.

00:21:06.040 Mexicans are, dude, I'd say Mexicans.

00:21:10.240 I've sparred with a lot of, I mean, I've fought.

00:21:13.240 Sparred a lot of Mexicans.

00:21:15.740 Some of them just don't go down.

00:21:18.300 Wow.

00:21:18.880 What do you think, Tim?

00:21:19.760 Dude, same.

00:21:21.100 Really?

00:21:21.820 100%.

00:21:22.260 Efrin Escudero, this kid, one of the ultimate fighters, beat the fucking tar out of the kid

00:21:27.780 and he'd just keep walking forward.

00:21:29.860 Yeah.

00:21:30.200 Something in there.

00:21:31.680 What is it?

00:21:32.240 Well, look at Nate Diaz.

00:21:33.340 Smaller brains, maybe?

00:21:34.580 Moe, too.

00:21:35.500 You think it's smaller brains?

00:21:37.240 Some people specifically, I think, are so stupid that they can't get knocked out.

00:21:41.820 Because I think some smart people, you know, the brain says, okay, that's enough.

00:21:46.040 Let's shut up.

00:21:46.760 Some people are so dumb that it might not be like, let's keep going.

00:21:50.280 Yeah.

00:21:50.680 The brain.

00:21:51.700 I've heard it be called tardio before.

00:21:54.080 Tardio.

00:21:54.440 Yeah, the brain's like, I'm going to want to finish a book next week, so let's fucking

00:21:57.980 shut it down tonight.

00:21:59.820 Yeah.

00:22:00.400 I mean, it's sad, though.

00:22:01.660 I mean, sometimes it's, yeah, it's like, just go out.

00:22:05.880 Like that kid with the green hair that I fought.

00:22:08.120 Oh, yeah.

00:22:09.000 He did an interview like a week later saying, yeah, 28 days a week.

00:22:12.720 He did an interview with a waffle maker a week later, I'm sure.

00:22:15.160 Yeah, he said he trained eight days a week.

00:22:16.780 Did he really?

00:22:17.380 Hot spot, bro.

00:22:18.260 I'm like, that motherfucker should be champ right now if he's training that much.

00:22:21.200 That's a lot.

00:22:21.680 I tried ice.

00:22:23.260 Do you think with Davidson, Figueredo, do you think that they can knock each other out?

00:22:29.800 Like, I was talking to, oh, no, Moreno.

00:22:35.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:35.520 Do you think with Moreno, Figueredo, they can knock each other out?

00:22:40.040 I mean, yeah.

00:22:41.140 I think they both have the potential, too.

00:22:42.740 I think they're both so equally matched that it's hard to set up that perfect shot.

00:22:48.220 Or, you know, a lot of knockouts come from someone being so fatigued.

00:22:51.680 But they're so evenly matched that it's like one doesn't really completely fatigue.

00:22:55.660 They're both kind of similar skills, similar cardio.

00:22:59.360 Because they haven't finished each other, right?

00:23:00.740 I think Moreno submitted him, rear naked choked him.

00:23:03.440 And so that's one, one, one.

00:23:05.080 But, yeah, I mean, they're definitely possibility to knock each other out.

00:23:08.580 But I don't know if they will.

00:23:11.560 Because is that what's next?

00:23:12.760 Is that what we're hearing?

00:23:13.440 A fourth fight?

00:23:14.320 Number four.

00:23:14.700 Yeah, I think they're locked up, right?

00:23:16.060 I think they're locked up for a four.

00:23:17.840 Yeah.

00:23:18.220 The thing in fighting, you say something can't happen and it fucking happens, dude.

00:23:22.000 Yeah.

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00:25:59.740 Are you really cornering that yarn fight?

00:26:01.920 Petter?

00:26:03.800 Petter, Petter, Petter, Petter fight?

00:26:05.020 Yeah.

00:26:06.240 No, not really.

00:26:07.200 It was funny.

00:26:07.820 My buddy Schmitty came down.

00:26:09.180 He's like, hey, dude, Peter said his corner can't come.

00:26:12.760 So I just messaged Peter on Instagram.

00:26:14.300 Never talked to him before other than on Twitter and sent him a video.

00:26:19.300 And he opened it and posted it on Twitter.

00:26:21.020 And a lot of people thought I was serious.

00:26:23.140 But I wouldn't waste my time going.

00:26:25.700 I don't give a fuck if he wins or loses.

00:26:27.600 You want someone in your corner that genuinely wants you to win or is going to somewhat care.

00:26:34.660 What kind of video?

00:26:35.620 You sent him like a video of you cornering somebody?

00:26:38.380 I was streaming and I was like, yo, Peter heard you need a corner.

00:26:41.180 Let me know if you, let me know.

00:26:43.160 I'll be there.

00:26:44.260 But that fight's going to be sick.

00:26:45.980 I would love, you know, I want Peter to win.

00:26:48.300 Yeah.

00:26:48.720 I want to win, you know, two more fights.

00:26:50.980 Yeah.

00:26:51.580 Knock out Peter for the belt.

00:26:53.320 That's ideal.

00:26:54.440 That's your direction right now?

00:26:55.920 Yeah.

00:26:56.800 But do you think, I'm going to head up here.

00:26:59.120 That's fire.

00:26:59.560 I feel like I'm not in costume enough.

00:27:01.180 No, you're good.

00:27:01.680 Do you think, though, that, because now you're like, I remember asking you whenever you came

00:27:07.800 on this past weekend the first time, I remember asking you and like, and saying, dude, if

00:27:13.180 you, like you just started maybe like doing some streaming or gaming and stuff, and I was

00:27:18.260 like, if you started making more money off of that and stuff, like with that, what's your

00:27:22.580 passion kind of, you're like, it's just, I love to fight, fighting's what I like.

00:27:25.500 But now that you have like another life, you have another revenue stream that's similar

00:27:32.120 probably to your fighting purses, I would guess at this point, I mean, there's a big,

00:27:35.560 there's good money in this type of thing.

00:27:39.140 Do you, do you want it to kind of like, like make it a little bit longer almost?

00:27:46.600 I'd be like, I'll do a fight a year, you know, like.

00:27:50.360 It's a good question.

00:27:51.040 I'll answer it like this.

00:27:51.920 I definitely make more money outside of fighting than I do fighting right now.

00:27:55.760 Hopefully, you know, I have two more fights in my contract, fight those out.

00:27:59.180 Hopefully, that's not the case.

00:28:00.520 Hopefully, you know, I've been a professional athlete at the highest level, being the star

00:28:05.320 that I am, I hopefully will be making more money than I am outside of the UFC, ideally.

00:28:12.100 With that being said, yeah, I think eventually I would like to get to where I'm just doing

00:28:16.340 super fights, you know, living, training every day.

00:28:19.680 It's fucking hard on the body, dude.

00:28:21.740 Yeah.

00:28:21.900 It's like some days you just don't want to fucking train, especially going through fight

00:28:25.160 camps.

00:28:25.500 Last year, I did three fight camps, about eight weeks out each, eight, 16, 24 weeks

00:28:30.800 out of the year.

00:28:31.640 I was in fight camp, and it was a lot.

00:28:34.480 I don't know.

00:28:35.120 It's hard to say.

00:28:36.140 It depends when you ask me, because when I am in fight camp, I do enjoy it.

00:28:38.480 I learn how to enjoy it.

00:28:40.180 By the end of it, though, like where Tim's at, Tim has a big competition coming up,

00:28:43.580 ADCC trials.

00:28:44.940 You're just fucking over it, dude.

00:28:47.480 You just don't want to train anymore.

00:28:49.300 It's just like you want to go out there, compete.

00:28:51.420 And then recently after my fights, I like to fucking party, dude.

00:28:54.660 I go through like eight weeks, like straight up two months of wanting to just like every

00:28:58.480 weekend, just kind of where the boy's at.

00:29:01.280 Like, let's fucking go.

00:29:02.560 Because it's in camp, so much discipline.

00:29:05.200 You're missing out on, you feel like you're missing out on everything.

00:29:07.620 You're just training and recovering, training and recovering.

00:29:09.620 Yeah.

00:29:10.520 So after the fights, yeah, you get a little carried away, or at least I do.

00:29:13.420 I have been for about two months wanting to just party.

00:29:15.660 But if I could, you know, two fights a year, I'd be happy with two fights a year.

00:29:21.380 You know, early, maybe one early, January, February, March.

00:29:24.560 And then this December, I like fighting in December for some reason.

00:29:27.940 It's just a nice way to end the year.

00:29:30.740 Yeah.

00:29:31.100 I don't even know what the fucking question was.

00:29:32.980 Yeah.

00:29:33.380 I mean, the fucking discipline with the diets, dude.

00:29:36.220 You just want some sourdough.

00:29:37.900 Oh, some sourdough.

00:29:39.360 You like sourdough?

00:29:40.460 Oh, dude, I remember one time I was on a, what's it called when you don't eat nothing

00:29:45.860 and you just like fasting about God?

00:29:47.840 Yeah, fasting.

00:29:49.140 I was on a fasting, bro, and I could hear somebody fold a piece of bread from like 200 yards away.

00:29:55.740 Yeah.

00:29:57.060 Dude, if a motherfucker had something stuck in their teeth, dude, I could smell it, bro.

00:30:02.400 Like, I just, it was insane, man.

00:30:04.360 How many days did you go?

00:30:05.680 That was only probably four or five days.

00:30:07.940 I've never done that.

00:30:08.940 I don't even, can't even think about doing that.

00:30:11.040 Bro, you get so alert, man.

00:30:13.040 You're, like, your stomach itself is, like, is smelling, you know?

00:30:17.960 It's crazy just how alert you get.

00:30:20.800 What is it, the trials you have coming up?

00:30:22.820 What is it, Tim?

00:30:23.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:24.280 It's a grappling tournament.

00:30:25.600 It's, like, one of the biggest ones.

00:30:26.680 In my bracket alone, there's, like, almost 250 guys.

00:30:29.360 So, it's going to be a long day.

00:30:30.660 It's ADCC trials.

00:30:32.000 So, you got to compete.

00:30:32.960 You have to win these trials to compete in ADCC.

00:30:36.220 So, it's like the Olympic trials to get to the Olympics.

00:30:38.640 Okay.

00:30:38.920 So, we're going to Vegas Friday.

00:30:40.560 He competes Saturday.

00:30:41.860 Could have potentially four or five, six matches Saturday.

00:30:44.620 You win all those.

00:30:45.240 Then you have to compete against Sunday and win those to be able to go to the ADCC.

00:30:49.660 So, it's a big deal.

00:30:50.320 So, are you in fighting shape right now for it?

00:30:53.400 Yeah, I'm in good shape.

00:30:54.540 I'm in good shape.

00:30:55.240 I'm ready to fucking win.

00:30:55.880 Probably the best shape you've been in.

00:30:56.860 Yeah, probably.

00:30:57.440 Going to do a tournament.

00:30:58.280 Best skill level.

00:30:59.160 Best skill set.

00:31:00.260 Strongest you've ever been.

00:31:01.360 Oh, you look at you sell Doritos, dude.

00:31:03.000 Like, in an alley.

00:31:03.820 Like, I definitely feel like right now.

00:31:05.420 You look like Chester Cheetah's fucking Hitman.

00:31:07.900 Thank you.

00:31:08.680 Thank you.

00:31:09.700 Thank you.

00:31:10.120 I appreciate that.

00:31:12.460 Yeah, dude.

00:31:13.120 Y'all's division, that Bantamweight division.

00:31:15.780 That Bantamweight division is fucking fire.

00:31:17.500 Stacked up.

00:31:18.020 I keep getting asked who I want to fight.

00:31:20.400 I really wanted to fight May 7th.

00:31:21.780 There's a card here in Phoenix.

00:31:23.340 I wanted to fight Pedro Munoz.

00:31:26.360 But apparently, he's not ready to go until July.

00:31:30.300 So, there's a big card July 2nd International Fight Week.

00:31:32.800 I'm hoping, praying Jehovah, that he's ready to go by July 2nd.

00:31:39.360 Do you know that you're – is there something kind of brewing?

00:31:42.140 You just can't really say it or you still know?

00:31:43.640 Yeah, that's as much as I know right now is I'm trying to fight Prelim Pedro July 2nd if he's ready to go.

00:31:52.000 And if not, I would like to know, you know, Pedro, let me know if you can't fight so I can, you know, look for someone else.

00:31:57.020 But that's the plan.

00:31:57.860 I want to go knock out Pedro, knock out Rob Font if he beats Cheeto.

00:32:02.780 Wouldn't mind knocking out Cheeto again and then fighting for the title.

00:32:06.180 So, do you think – and other things could happen in there too that could shake that whole pudding up.

00:32:11.740 Dude, absolutely.

00:32:13.380 But do you – would Cheeto have a new advantage against you since you guys fought before?

00:32:17.820 Do you think there's – because he would be the first person, I guess, fight you again.

00:32:21.180 That'd be a first rematch.

00:32:22.740 So, would there be – is there an advantage that he could have?

00:32:25.660 Even from a coaching standpoint, what do both of you guys think?

00:32:29.500 If you go back and watch that fight – and I'm not being biased towards myself.

00:32:35.380 If you go back and watch that fight, he landed one kick with his big toe on my nerve which shut off my foot, shut off my whole leg.

00:32:43.220 I couldn't walk.

00:32:44.420 Oh, yeah.

00:32:44.740 But before that –

00:32:45.360 My uncle had that.

00:32:45.960 Before that, your uncle – before that, I was – dude, I was piecing him up.

00:32:50.560 Even when he kicked my leg, I was still stumbling around piecing him up.

00:32:53.760 I blitzed in through a combo, pieced him up.

00:32:56.020 He turtled up, and I went back to step back, and my foot just – there was nothing there.

00:33:00.780 Just laid on my back.

00:33:02.440 And he landed an elbow at that point.

00:33:05.140 You know, I was a minute and a half in.

00:33:06.800 My leg was completely numb, and I fall on my back.

00:33:09.940 He gets on top, lands a little elbow.

00:33:11.940 Ref stops it, you know.

00:33:14.280 In his mind, depending on how his mind works, I would assume he's got to know that wasn't like a – that wasn't a win.

00:33:22.180 That wasn't me going out there and knocking out howling on pie, but that's a win.

00:33:24.980 Right.

00:33:25.660 Me knocking out Eddie Wineland.

00:33:27.120 That's a win.

00:33:28.580 Yeah.

00:33:28.840 Eddie lost that one.

00:33:30.480 Yeah.

00:33:31.020 You sleep like him last night, yeah?

00:33:32.380 Yeah.

00:33:33.200 I think, you know, in his mind, he's got to know.

00:33:36.100 He's got to know that wasn't a – it's not a win.

00:33:38.860 He wouldn't be so insecure about it.

00:33:40.540 I mean, he wouldn't get so fucking fired up if he knew it was a win.

00:33:43.220 He'd be like, what?

00:33:43.700 I fucking knocked you out.

00:33:44.580 But he gets fired up.

00:33:46.040 But I think mentally, he's a super strong kid, but I think his coaches saw the speed that you have

00:33:51.540 and saw like, fuck, we got out of their best case scenario.

00:33:54.880 So –

00:33:55.160 That's a big fight.

00:33:56.320 He's got to say – he's got to say, yeah, I'll want it again.

00:33:59.160 I'll do it again.

00:33:59.700 He can't say anything else, but it's going to happen again.

00:34:02.580 Well, I think there's something to – and do you think that Cheetah would have an advantage

00:34:07.220 to having been in there with him before, been in there with Sean before?

00:34:10.320 There wasn't – the fight was so quick.

00:34:12.620 Right.

00:34:12.900 If anything, it's worse for him that he knows how much faster I am than him.

00:34:16.560 Right.

00:34:16.660 He's got to have felt that.

00:34:18.100 Yeah.

00:34:19.720 Well, what about – sorry, I'm just a big fan of hers.

00:34:23.440 What about – oh, fuck, there was someone I was going to ask you, dog, about that.

00:34:29.880 Yeah.

00:34:30.300 I mean, it – I don't know.

00:34:32.360 It was –

00:34:33.420 Yeah, I mean, look, it's – oh, here's one of the reasons I think probably people would

00:34:37.860 get upset is because since you have more of a name also outside of the sport or congruent

00:34:43.200 with the sport, right, you have like an energy, a vibe, right, you're also a commodity outside

00:34:48.800 of it, that if they win or lose, kind of, you're still – you kind of have this other

00:34:55.360 bravado that goes on.

00:34:56.740 So I could understand probably that even if somebody beat you, but people are still talking

00:35:02.520 about you or you still have your show going, you still have a way to like be kind of winning

00:35:07.680 each week in your own like world and stuff that people would be like, oh, that it would

00:35:14.060 rub people a little bit.

00:35:15.340 Just because I think by nature we all get jealous, you know, or – and I'm not saying he's

00:35:19.680 jealous, but I think we all get, you know, I think that would just be normal.

00:35:24.260 I got a lot of hate for the undefeated, like even from other professional fighters.

00:35:28.000 I mean, is it – you hear Colby coming in and we just sound the full senpai.

00:35:32.940 He's like, I feel like – he said he feels like he's undefeated.

00:35:35.120 He feels like those fights against Kamaru, he didn't lose.

00:35:37.440 He thought he won in his mind.

00:35:39.220 And to random – to other people, normal people, sounds stupid.

00:35:43.760 I get it, dude.

00:35:44.520 I don't feel like I lost that fight.

00:35:45.940 I do not feel like my skill set lost to his skill set.

00:35:49.300 Yeah.

00:35:49.500 I feel like it was a completely freak accident.

00:35:51.940 Why hasn't it happened again?

00:35:53.120 Why hasn't – he's fought like three or four times.

00:35:55.000 Why hasn't he kicked that nerve again?

00:35:56.920 Right.

00:35:57.180 It's something that fires me up.

00:35:58.660 I love Joe Rogan.

00:36:00.320 But God damn it, he – oh, I'd love to just watch that fight back with him.

00:36:05.460 And he's like, oh, he kicked – he kicked his legs right out from under him.

00:36:08.940 He's like, he really didn't, dude.

00:36:10.040 He landed one kick on my nerve with his toe.

00:36:13.160 And obviously, you see me get fired up about it.

00:36:15.340 I'm going to get that rematch back.

00:36:16.840 It's going to be a big fight.

00:36:18.660 So, I mean –

00:36:19.700 So, along the way, that would be a fight you'd like to have probably.

00:36:22.340 It's going to happen, yeah.

00:36:23.160 It just needs to make sense.

00:36:24.540 It needs to make sense.

00:36:25.740 My whole career has made sense.

00:36:27.220 It's just that fight will happen when it makes sense.

00:36:29.600 Yeah.

00:36:30.060 I don't – Rob Font, who do you think wins that?

00:36:32.340 It's a very interesting matchup.

00:36:33.840 Rob Font, Cheeto, five rounds in the smaller cage.

00:36:36.960 Well, I think after that kind of thing, you'll start to get a better idea.

00:36:40.400 You know, that's the neatest thing about y'all sport is like while you're waiting for your fighter, you know,

00:36:45.800 there's other little pieces that are shifting.

00:36:48.480 And so you're like, oh, the whole – the landscape could look totally different, you know.

00:36:52.860 And what about the dude, Jolly – it's hard to read a lot of the – it's just hard to get through it.

00:37:01.720 Zvashvili, you know.

00:37:03.180 Oh, Rob.

00:37:03.840 Yeah.

00:37:04.380 People forget about him just because his name's too hard to pronounce.

00:37:07.240 People literally forget about him.

00:37:08.800 I don't think they forget about him because his name's hard to pronounce.

00:37:10.760 I think they forget about him because he's the typical like kind of wrestler.

00:37:13.880 Yeah.

00:37:14.140 When he fights, it's time to go get a snack or get some fresh air.

00:37:16.280 It's not like entertaining.

00:37:17.260 There's no – like there's nothing – there's no plus like side to those fights.

00:37:22.140 Right.

00:37:23.000 Right.

00:37:23.160 He's a tough motherfucker, a good motherfucker.

00:37:25.120 There's just no – like if that fight's like if I'm champ and he's next, that fight happens.

00:37:29.580 You know what I mean?

00:37:31.560 Yeah.

00:37:31.920 Yeah, it's exciting, dude.

00:37:33.240 That division's on fire right now.

00:37:34.540 You got fucking Jose Aldo, TJ Dillashaw, Corey Sanadig, Peter, Aljo.

00:37:38.220 Like the fucking division's on fire.

00:37:40.060 Yeah.

00:37:40.440 Cody's coming back up.

00:37:41.480 I think Cody's going back up to Bantamweight or Bellator, one of the two.

00:37:44.900 Will you even forget about Dillashaw that he just came back?

00:37:48.200 I mean he had that one fight against San Diego.

00:37:49.580 That's it, right?

00:37:50.300 That fight was so impressive.

00:37:51.720 Coming off the EPO, everyone knew.

00:37:53.720 Everyone was questioning him.

00:37:55.140 For him to go out there, lose the first couple rounds to Corey, get his ACL or whatever torn off in the first round.

00:38:01.060 For him to adjust and adapt and be able to pull off the victory.

00:38:04.420 But that's also a close fight.

00:38:05.920 Like Corey says, he thinks he won that fight.

00:38:07.920 Yeah.

00:38:08.100 And, you know, I think a lot of people thought he won that fight, close fight.

00:38:11.380 But for TJ to actually get that victory, that was fucking huge.

00:38:14.520 Yeah.

00:38:14.640 Yeah, that's sick, man.

00:38:17.220 That whole division's sick.

00:38:18.000 Did you re-watch Peter versus Aljo yet?

00:38:20.060 I re-watched some of the fights they post on YouTube and they just recently posted that.

00:38:24.200 No, I haven't re-watched it.

00:38:25.360 I remember watching it live and I remember thinking that Peter was going to win.

00:38:30.460 But then, surprised that Aljo kind of kept it going.

00:38:34.520 So, I don't know.

00:38:36.020 It was slowly getting bad for Aljo towards the end there.

00:38:40.080 There was still like 10, 9, 8 minutes left or whatever to fight.

00:38:43.660 And Peter didn't look like he was slowing down.

00:38:46.120 Well, Peter would like kind of go down.

00:38:47.780 And every time he was moving, he was throwing punches.

00:38:51.920 Every time he was moving, everything he – it was like he couldn't even not throw a punch.

00:38:56.560 It's like you could shake his hand and he would also punch you.

00:38:58.900 You know, it's like he couldn't help it.

00:39:01.000 Yeah, he's rushing.

00:39:01.860 Yeah.

00:39:02.180 Oh, dude, rushing.

00:39:03.580 That's why I think rushing might be the hardest to knock.

00:39:05.520 I think rushing seems – I mean, you guys would know a lot better, but rushing seems like the hardest.

00:39:10.320 Snow Brothers, a lot of people call them.

00:39:11.680 Snow Brothers?

00:39:13.400 They seem like the hardest to knock out, dude.

00:39:15.360 We'll see.

00:39:15.840 I'm excited to fight Peter someday.

00:39:18.160 That little fucker's tough, dude.

00:39:19.720 He's sick to watch, too.

00:39:20.800 The Terminator, dude.

00:39:21.480 Yeah.

00:39:21.680 He's not like a – I think he is capable of grappling and kind of being like a hardcore grappler.

00:39:26.960 Like, he's capable of it, his skill set, but the dude likes to box.

00:39:29.820 He likes to fucking fight, like actually fight and entertain, which is I think what I respect so much about him.

00:39:34.440 Yeah.

00:39:34.780 That he has the skill set to be boring like Marav or someone like that, but he chooses to be a fucking gangster.

00:39:40.340 Sick to watch.

00:39:41.260 You see, Colby was really pushing for the Israel Adesanya fight.

00:39:44.520 Oh, he was?

00:39:45.460 Yeah.

00:39:45.940 Him against Israel?

00:39:46.900 Mm-hmm.

00:39:48.000 I'll say this about Colby, man.

00:39:49.420 He does a great job of kind of – you don't realize it, but he positions himself into these great fights.

00:39:57.240 Well, yeah, he doesn't get – like the fights are close enough to where it's like, okay, you know, because he didn't get finished by Camaro.

00:40:02.860 If he got finished, it's like it puts you in a different situation, a different position to be able to – he can't call out Izzy.

00:40:08.000 Yeah.

00:40:08.200 Now it's like, oh, he's coming off a loss, but people are still like, oh, yeah, that would be interesting.

00:40:13.540 And Israel's kind of the defender of the free world in a weird way, so I could see him taking that just to go in like, I'm going to shut this guy up or something kind of thing.

00:40:20.780 I don't think UFC makes that.

00:40:22.360 Coming off a loss, never been UFC welterweight champ.

00:40:26.360 I mean, after Jared Cannoneer, they might.

00:40:30.040 Yeah.

00:40:30.920 I mean –

00:40:31.280 Because what's next – what would be next for Izzy?

00:40:33.160 He's fucking ran through everyone in his division.

00:40:35.000 So he's got to fight Jared Cannoneer, and then after that, maybe Colby would happen to him.

00:40:38.740 Unless Jared clocks Izzy.

00:40:40.800 Yeah.

00:40:41.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:42.020 You know, you never know.

00:40:42.840 Fighting's fucking crazy.

00:40:44.740 Yeah.

00:40:45.160 It's fucking wild.

00:40:46.600 It's a wild – yeah, and it's just gotten wilder, I mean, during the pandemic.

00:40:50.260 Because I saw you guys before the pandemic.

00:40:52.980 I saw you all at the fights at the – what was the last one?

00:40:58.160 I don't remember, but I remember always watching my fight back – no, it was the green-haired fight when I fought him.

00:41:03.160 At the end of the fight, it's panned through the audience, and there, boom, there's Theo.

00:41:08.740 You're like –

00:41:09.580 That was sick.

00:41:11.160 Yeah, that was cool, man.

00:41:12.180 The last one was great, too, man, the one where you fought –

00:41:15.180 Howley and Paiva.

00:41:16.620 Yeah.

00:41:16.880 Yeah, that was a sick fight.

00:41:17.940 That was a sick fight, dude.

00:41:19.380 That was just a great fight to be at, too.

00:41:22.380 So you guys have had kind of a lot of downtime, right?

00:41:24.920 Dude, after my fight, I think there was about two months where it was like – not every weekend, but a lot of the weekends, we were in L.A.

00:41:31.860 Yeah.

00:41:32.220 We didn't go to Miami.

00:41:33.240 I think we might have went to L.A. a couple times, partied here a couple times, which is rare.

00:41:37.200 We don't usually party here, but I actually – oh, I'd flown out a bunch of my Twitch subscribers from –

00:41:42.580 They all lived at home with their parents, took them to the club, bought a limo, old school, 1999 Lincoln limo, flew them out, never been to a party – or never been to a club.

00:41:52.340 A couple of them were virgins.

00:41:53.720 Oh, yeah.

00:41:54.080 Took them to the club, popped a little – had them fucking just dance, had the time of their fucking lives, dude.

00:42:03.200 It was legendary.

00:42:04.600 And, yeah, so we went out in Phoenix, which is rare.

00:42:07.720 We don't usually go out here.

00:42:09.300 Who did I meet?

00:42:09.780 Oh, I met some girl.

00:42:10.720 I was in New Orleans.

00:42:12.740 And she's like, oh, Sugar.

00:42:14.420 She's like, Sugar, Sean said we should bang because we both have the same birthday.

00:42:17.840 Me and her?

00:42:18.320 You and her.

00:42:18.780 No, she said that.

00:42:20.260 She said that.

00:42:21.360 I was like, that's such a great pickup line.

00:42:23.360 Oh, we have the same birthday.

00:42:24.320 We should fuck.

00:42:25.100 Yeah, it makes sense.

00:42:26.020 I mean, if we're born on the same day, might as well fuck.

00:42:28.580 Yeah, obviously the astrologists want it.

00:42:31.720 That's true.

00:42:32.900 Is there any like – I was trying to think of some good products for different fighters that would be good, you know?

00:42:41.380 For podcasters?

00:42:42.600 No, for supplements.

00:42:44.900 I'm kind of changing the subject, I guess.

00:42:46.240 Yeah, I was just thinking of like different – like what if Herb Dean made like alarm clocks, you know?

00:42:52.520 Or like – I'm just trying to think what would be neat – because a lot of guys could have a cool product.

00:42:56.920 I think they don't kind of have one, you know?

00:42:58.960 I'm just trying to think of what something like that would be, you know?

00:43:01.640 Yeah, it takes – yeah, marketing products and shit is a whole other fucking skill outside of fighting that some people have, some people don't.

00:43:09.380 You had Bryce Mitchell on a couple of times.

00:43:12.360 He seemed like a fucking character.

00:43:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:14.760 Love his lifestyle.

00:43:15.660 He's fucking hilarious.

00:43:17.020 Like, just him.

00:43:18.360 Well, one thing I noticed about Bryce, especially remember when he spoke after that win, which it was interesting at the beginning of that fight,

00:43:26.220 you kind of saw like, okay, here's Bryce Mitchell.

00:43:28.440 He's like more – you know, that's a big step up in class.

00:43:32.060 Just in the hypothetical class of these, you know, the history of these men.

00:43:36.860 So you're like, this is going to be interesting.

00:43:39.500 You felt it when the cage closed.

00:43:40.940 You're like, this is like kind of like a boy goes up the mountain kind of vibe.

00:43:46.040 And then he just – I mean, he just controlled the whole thing.

00:43:50.040 And then afterwards he was like, I'll defend my land.

00:43:52.900 Like, I'm not supporting this war, but I'll defend my homeland, my Arkansas.

00:43:56.580 And that shit was interesting to me because I'm like, that's kind of where people are getting, I think, a little bit.

00:44:03.140 People are like, I'm not buying into some of this – like this bullshit fighting somebody else's war type of shit.

00:44:09.100 But I'll defend my yard, you know.

00:44:12.300 Like I'll defend my home territory.

00:44:15.860 I just felt like – you can kind of start to feel that in the world a little bit, you know.

00:44:20.120 Like people are like, there's so much dark arts kind of going on out there about like what the government's really doing with, you know, using like troops and all this and what their real intentions are.

00:44:30.560 Well, it's crazy.

00:44:31.320 Russia, like they don't have internet.

00:44:33.240 They don't have – they're Russian state news.

00:44:36.680 So whatever they put out is the only news the Russians can see.

00:44:40.600 So they don't really know that they're invading Ukraine or whatever.

00:44:45.320 They think they're fighting Ukraine for a different reason.

00:44:49.660 What?

00:44:49.900 So Russia has no Wi-Fi?

00:44:51.340 I don't think they do right now.

00:44:52.860 Right?

00:44:53.400 Can you look that up?

00:44:54.080 But then how do those women send all those pictures to us then?

00:44:56.760 How's Peter tweet?

00:44:58.020 Peter's not living in Russia.

00:44:59.120 He was in like Thailand shit.

00:45:01.620 Can you look that up, Jam?

00:45:02.340 But their only source of news is like Russian news.

00:45:07.360 Well, dude, I remember when I went to – I went to Cuba one time, right, when I was in college.

00:45:11.740 And we – the library there started with when Fidel and Che Guevara were in – they started power.

00:45:21.720 So the history of Cuba started then, like in their library.

00:45:26.120 So you couldn't –

00:45:27.120 Learn?

00:45:27.600 Yeah.

00:45:27.940 Anything else you wanted to find, you had to like get your grandmother to tell you or them to sneak you a book.

00:45:32.280 Like if you went to the library, that was what it was, you know?

00:45:35.880 Wow, damn.

00:45:37.200 Yeah.

00:45:37.600 History, dude, it's weird because growing up, I'm like, why the fuck would I – I mean, it's – why would I – I don't care what happened before.

00:45:44.540 I'm just living in the future, baby.

00:45:46.320 Yeah.

00:45:46.860 And now, I mean, it's kind of interesting.

00:45:48.920 I don't really go about it and look for it, but it's more interesting now.

00:45:52.240 Growing up, I was like, I don't give a fuck what happened.

00:45:54.680 Well, the only thing you have growing up is the – like at a certain point, your life starts to get more past in it.

00:45:59.860 So you start to think, I think, about the history more.

00:46:02.100 Yeah.

00:46:02.360 Because your own life is like, oh, now I got 26 years.

00:46:05.260 I got 27 years.

00:46:06.520 You know, my life – I have a little more history.

00:46:08.880 Let me maybe contemplate it.

00:46:10.280 But when all you have is the future, like you're like, fuck that shit.

00:46:13.380 Fuck the Mayflower.

00:46:14.060 7th grade, getting a boner fucking when someone says anything.

00:46:17.140 I'm like, whoa.

00:46:17.780 And then they're trying to teach me about fucking Sacagawea.

00:46:20.100 And then I'm listening.

00:46:20.820 I'm like, what?

00:46:21.680 Yeah.

00:46:22.100 Yeah, fuck – but yeah, you're like, fuck the Mayflower.

00:46:24.620 The fact that they're even teaching kids history is insane, dude.

00:46:28.140 Yeah.

00:46:28.780 When a kid, all they care about is the future, you know?

00:46:32.000 Dude, I remember having one buddy who was just obsessed.

00:46:34.380 Like, that dude should be learning about it and then progressively learning more and more.

00:46:39.400 But for someone like me, it's like, don't waste your time.

00:46:41.840 I know.

00:46:42.240 Don't teach me anything.

00:46:44.480 Could you have been a pilgrim or something, you think?

00:46:47.500 Be honest with me.

00:46:48.740 Dude, I'm a pussy.

00:46:50.120 I can't do shit.

00:46:50.980 I can't make a fire.

00:46:52.460 I can't –

00:46:53.460 You're rather helpless.

00:46:54.800 I'm pretty helpless when it comes to it.

00:46:56.960 And the more money I make, the worse I get.

00:46:59.060 Like, no, I guess I've been better.

00:47:00.080 I've been getting ripped and doing laundry and dishes, like, recently a couple times.

00:47:04.920 Because for the most part, it's like, I don't do –

00:47:07.080 You got to do dishes fast to get ripped for doing it, I feel like.

00:47:10.180 I get high throwing my AirPods, throwing a podcast, and, like, I can find enjoyment.

00:47:14.580 I send Tim a video.

00:47:15.400 I'll be like, dude, I'm fucking –

00:47:16.840 Doing the dishes.

00:47:17.600 Doing the dishes.

00:47:18.480 Cool.

00:47:19.000 How often do you guys see each other?

00:47:22.720 Five times a week.

00:47:23.740 Oh, yeah.

00:47:24.200 All the time.

00:47:24.960 Mostly at training, though.

00:47:26.300 Yeah.

00:47:26.680 Monday we train together.

00:47:27.620 Tuesday we train together.

00:47:30.500 I don't know.

00:47:31.460 Yeah, randomly.

00:47:32.160 We do the pods Sundays.

00:47:33.740 The more popular that you guys get and the more that your life kind of gets bigger with fighting,

00:47:38.140 do you have to be careful who you spar with and stuff?

00:47:40.220 Do you get a lot more selective with that?

00:47:41.760 Or what does that kind of look like?

00:47:43.920 Yeah.

00:47:44.280 I mean, as far as actual sparring leading up for a fight, like sparring, headgear, mouthguard,

00:47:49.160 chin pads, all that shit, I don't spar outside of camp.

00:47:51.920 I haven't for years.

00:47:52.620 I spar – once I get a fight booked, I'll start sparring.

00:47:56.400 Sparring grappling-wise.

00:47:57.840 I mean, you don't – if there's a new kid and he just looks like a complete fucking spazzer,

00:48:02.940 a huge guy, I'll avoid him.

00:48:04.440 Usually we pick the rounds for him when we're going to training camp and it's eight weeks out,

00:48:08.740 trying to figure out who's the best, then we pick the right kids.

00:48:11.520 Gang.

00:48:12.000 Because we – I mean, it's so hard to say.

00:48:13.800 You got to – I feel like you have to spar leading up to a fight.

00:48:16.120 You got to get the timing down.

00:48:17.180 You got to get that same energy, that same fucking feeling as a fight.

00:48:22.620 But you also don't want to go in there and have a fight of the night, $50,000 fight of the night,

00:48:27.340 or a fight of the night round, or a fucking crazy round.

00:48:30.520 Like, you don't want to get hurt sparring.

00:48:32.840 That's where nine – like, so many people get hurt sparring.

00:48:36.740 Yeah.

00:48:37.300 And it's just where I'd rather go into a fight healthy with, like, less intense intensity sparring

00:48:43.640 than be like, damn, I sparred so fucking hard for this camp, but my hand can't make a fist.

00:48:48.920 Yeah.

00:48:49.100 Or my head kind of hurts going into this fight.

00:48:51.080 I'd rather feel healthy going into a fight.

00:48:53.160 Yeah.

00:48:54.100 You try to get – how many practices of jiu-jitsu you try to get a month?

00:48:57.180 Um, that's a good question, man.

00:48:59.900 I would say eight to ten.

00:49:03.400 Wow.

00:49:04.200 That's good.

00:49:04.880 If I can.

00:49:06.020 It's been hard just kind of with moving around and stuff like that.

00:49:08.960 And then sometimes it's like I got to do – I got to make sure I'm yoga-ed up enough

00:49:12.000 to get in there, too, just so I just want to be prepared.

00:49:14.340 Yeah.

00:49:14.880 A good warm-up is so fucking important, dude.

00:49:17.680 And I kept getting damaged up.

00:49:19.320 Like, big dudes would come in that, you know, like Big Bear or whatever, you know, this guy.

00:49:23.720 And the guy always has a name, yeah.

00:49:25.940 This dude name.

00:49:26.640 Yeah, everybody, you know, Bear or Fridgy or whatever, you know, something.

00:49:30.620 I'm like, I don't want to be around this guy, you know.

00:49:32.640 Yeah.

00:49:33.080 And the guy's so warm.

00:49:34.240 You're, like, trying to fight him, and he's just so big.

00:49:35.900 All you can tell is just that he's warm.

00:49:38.320 And so there's been – I've taken some damage a couple times where I had to sit out for three weeks, you know.

00:49:43.080 It's part of it.

00:49:43.800 It's the worst, dude.

00:49:44.700 Part of it, yeah.

00:49:45.340 And it's inevitable.

00:49:46.300 It's going to happen.

00:49:47.440 It sucks.

00:49:48.140 Have y'all been approached by some of them stem cell joints?

00:49:51.060 Y'all thought about getting stemmed up?

00:49:52.480 I mean, I would.

00:49:53.880 I haven't, though.

00:49:55.060 Yeah, not really.

00:49:56.380 Never.

00:49:57.980 I don't even know if – I don't even think you're allowed to in the UFC.

00:50:00.340 I don't know what the stem cell laws are, rules are, any of that shit.

00:50:04.340 So I don't know.

00:50:05.420 People do them.

00:50:06.660 Yeah.

00:50:07.160 Yeah.

00:50:07.700 I think Poirier got some in his hip, you know, or something.

00:50:10.440 Oh, because he had a torn labrum, I'm pretty sure, right?

00:50:13.260 Labrum, I think, is –

00:50:15.060 I've had labrum surgery, hip surgery.

00:50:18.020 Labrum?

00:50:18.700 Torn labrum.

00:50:19.400 Yeah, you got them in your shoulders, too.

00:50:21.040 Wow.

00:50:21.920 Yeah.

00:50:22.380 Some people do.

00:50:22.960 You probably don't.

00:50:24.100 Yeah, I might not have them.

00:50:25.140 What's next for Poirier?

00:50:26.240 Speaking of, you know what I mean?

00:50:28.220 He wanted to fight Nate.

00:50:29.220 Nate doesn't really seem like that's going to happen.

00:50:31.320 I don't know.

00:50:31.720 Colby and Dustin would be such a sick fucking fight, dude.

00:50:35.900 I think Dustin knows that Colby is a motherfucker to fight, dude.

00:50:40.680 He is – he's not going to get tired.

00:50:43.840 He's wrestling's elite.

00:50:45.760 His striking – it's weird because his striking is kind of sloppy, but it's very effective in the MMA,

00:50:50.420 especially with his threat, the takedown.

00:50:52.420 I bet Dustin looks at that fight like, god damn it, dude.

00:50:55.360 I do not want to lose to that motherfucker.

00:50:57.140 I don't even know if it's worth fighting him.

00:50:58.520 Right.

00:50:58.840 Maybe.

00:50:59.360 Will you weigh out Nate and Colby?

00:51:01.260 Come on.

00:51:01.800 Yeah, you want that Nate fight.

00:51:03.160 Yeah, you want that Nate fight.

00:51:04.200 And also, it's like, you know the Nate fight is probably going to go the distance.

00:51:08.460 It's just going to be just people hitting each other.

00:51:13.080 Yeah.

00:51:13.320 It's going to be a real dog fight.

00:51:14.980 But Dustin versus Colby is very interesting because Dustin's a motherfucker, dude.

00:51:19.560 Oh, yeah.

00:51:19.900 Throws bombs.

00:51:21.620 Also has good pace.

00:51:22.840 Yeah, I don't think he – it doesn't seem like he wants – he doesn't want to give Colby that, like, you deserve to fight.

00:51:30.440 You know, it's –

00:51:30.800 I could see that for sure.

00:51:31.900 It's a big fight.

00:51:32.760 You know what I mean?

00:51:33.280 And Dustin has – you know, I feel like that in certain ways.

00:51:35.920 Like, I don't want to give people big fights.

00:51:37.140 I just don't –

00:51:38.320 Yeah.

00:51:38.640 They don't deserve it.

00:51:39.660 Is there a guy out there that's even in front of you that you feel like this is – I wouldn't do it?

00:51:44.980 Uh, I don't know.

00:51:46.680 Just give them the opportunity.

00:51:48.540 Yeah.

00:51:48.900 Well, that's kind of how I feel with the Cheeto rematch.

00:51:50.800 You'll earn it.

00:51:52.600 Like, that's what I'm saying.

00:51:53.320 It'll happen when it happens.

00:51:54.560 Like, build yourself up.

00:51:56.420 Make your – I made a name for Cheeto.

00:51:58.700 He's got a name because of me.

00:52:00.560 Build yourself up.

00:52:01.540 You know, let's build a big fight.

00:52:04.440 Well, say Jan wins, right?

00:52:07.920 Okay.

00:52:08.660 Then what?

00:52:09.340 Then who's – because Sanhagen and Jan fought.

00:52:12.780 Yeah.

00:52:13.120 TJ's probably next.

00:52:14.280 Oh, wow.

00:52:15.640 Or TJ versus Aldo or TJ versus Dominic Cruz is super interesting.

00:52:20.900 You know, I don't think Rob, Cheeto, I don't think the winner of that gets a title fight.

00:52:26.320 Yeah.

00:52:27.060 I'd say TJ's probably next.

00:52:29.300 I would guess.

00:52:31.660 When you – yeah, and who does Sanhagen fight?

00:52:35.820 Winner of Rob, Cheeto.

00:52:36.960 And then for that would be a title eliminator maybe.

00:52:40.260 That's – I mean, there's – the whole division, there's just so many fucking like –

00:52:43.800 and you have to like look at it.

00:52:45.360 It's going to take a year.

00:52:46.580 You know, every time it's like this is a year and a half later.

00:52:49.000 Is that person still going to be in and what's going to be going on?

00:52:52.460 Yeah.

00:52:52.980 It's pretty captivating.

00:52:54.240 Yeah, no.

00:52:54.540 It's super – it's crazy to think about like the MLB, NFL, NBA.

00:52:58.940 Like it's like they just play every weekend, multiple times a week sometimes.

00:53:02.900 Fighting, it's like if you get three fights in a year, it's like a lot.

00:53:07.360 It's a good amount.

00:53:08.640 Oh, yeah.

00:53:09.920 And also it's hard to – like UFC became my favorite sport.

00:53:14.080 Like MMA became my favorite sport.

00:53:16.000 It's interesting.

00:53:16.580 Like probably over the pandemic because it was available.

00:53:19.780 And yeah, and it was just – I don't know.

00:53:23.840 It was there.

00:53:24.620 Yeah, it was just there first of all.

00:53:25.980 Yeah.

00:53:26.260 And it didn't seem like a bitch.

00:53:28.040 Like everything else seemed to like turn into such a pussy fat.

00:53:31.320 It was just like –

00:53:31.960 NBA is weird because like sometimes like on the beginning of the game

00:53:36.000 doesn't really seem like – it's more like I'd watch the fourth quarter.

00:53:39.180 Right.

00:53:39.540 What was your favorite before fighting?

00:53:41.300 I think it was NFL.

00:53:42.760 Was it?

00:53:43.020 But now you start to know the player.

00:53:44.780 It doesn't seem like there's any beef between the teams that much anymore.

00:53:47.520 Like I think that's one thing that UFC still has.

00:53:50.600 You know –

00:53:51.520 It's the president.

00:53:52.800 Right.

00:53:53.080 That's all Dana White.

00:53:54.280 You know that they still have – these guys, there's still beef between them.

00:53:59.460 The money isn't so much that one of them is going to say,

00:54:02.920 oh, let's just have a good time out here.

00:54:04.540 Like the NBA players, they're all friends now.

00:54:06.600 There's just not as much –

00:54:08.520 Competitive.

00:54:09.480 Yeah.

00:54:10.060 Like I have to win this.

00:54:12.560 Yeah.

00:54:12.740 I guess there's probably like Tom Brady that seems like that.

00:54:15.300 Like there's just competitors, LeBron James.

00:54:19.000 Like –

00:54:19.400 Right.

00:54:19.540 Yeah, and fighting, it's fucking life or death, really.

00:54:22.440 Like you could die in there.

00:54:24.000 I guess football is similar, but –

00:54:25.700 But everybody's just so controlled in what they say in those places.

00:54:28.840 Like they all have publicists that may –

00:54:30.760 So nobody's like, hey, fuck the Dolphins.

00:54:33.240 Yeah.

00:54:33.720 I'm going to –

00:54:34.260 I hope we beat the fuck out of the Dolphins.

00:54:36.080 Like if one player said that, they would be the favorite player in a week.

00:54:40.960 They can't say that.

00:54:41.880 They're legally not allowed to, I don't think, in their contracts.

00:54:44.960 Like their Twitter has to be certain.

00:54:47.820 Like look at AB now, Adrian Brown.

00:54:49.820 Look at him going crazy now.

00:54:51.480 He's not in the NFL.

00:54:52.620 He can say whatever the fuck he wants, and he's being himself,

00:54:54.660 and he's a whole different character now.

00:54:57.100 Do you think he got paid for Full Send Podcast?

00:54:59.220 Do you think he got paid that next day?

00:55:00.480 I'm sure they cut him some.

00:55:01.700 I think for certain guests like that, like I think Full Send paid Kodak Black.

00:55:06.120 I think they paid certain guys that are that level to get on there.

00:55:10.120 Yeah.

00:55:11.320 So, yeah, they probably cut him a little jizzack.

00:55:13.660 Like what, 50 stacks?

00:55:15.060 I don't know.

00:55:15.780 I couldn't even guess.

00:55:16.940 I would bet it would be around there maybe.

00:55:18.820 At least 30, I would bet.

00:55:20.840 30 to cruise in.

00:55:22.480 Yeah.

00:55:23.100 And if you just lost your job, I think you're like, all right, I'll take it.

00:55:25.980 Well, he was, AB was fucking, he went on the Impulsive Podcast after that,

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00:57:05.100 Is your, uh, you still in the same spot in LA?

00:57:07.340 Same studio?

00:57:07.940 Are you moving?

00:57:08.140 Uh, I think we're moving, actually.

00:57:10.260 I got a house in Nashville now.

00:57:12.500 Oh, shit, that's right.

00:57:13.580 So you go back and forth.

00:57:14.460 Yeah, I go back and forth.

00:57:15.520 How's that?

00:57:16.100 Is that tough?

00:57:17.060 Do you feel like you're at home, like more home at one or the other?

00:57:19.880 It's like, I literally like having two different worlds, kind of.

00:57:22.260 Is it kind of sick, though?

00:57:23.640 Uh, it's nice, because you can like, okay, I'm here, and I'm doing this for a couple weeks,

00:57:27.900 and then I'm here.

00:57:28.940 I bet that is kind of nice.

00:57:29.940 This is kind of cool.

00:57:30.740 And you get to meet, like, totally different people.

00:57:33.000 It's like a lot more of a down-to-earth vibe in Nashville.

00:57:35.740 A lot of beautiful women there.

00:57:37.840 Friendly people.

00:57:38.660 Country music.

00:57:39.580 You kind of get in with a different group.

00:57:41.900 Kid Rock lives there, so you get to, like, hang out with some real fucking, you know,

00:57:46.540 hill animals, you know?

00:57:47.920 Some American asses, yeah.

00:57:49.360 Yeah.

00:57:49.920 So you, what's your, you've been talking to many ladies, or how do you go about that?

00:57:55.660 Yeah, I've been doing some dating, dude.

00:57:58.380 What's going on?

00:57:59.400 Yeah, I've been doing some dating.

00:58:02.500 I'm not sure.

00:58:03.480 Sometimes I feel like I want to have more of, like, a real spouse, you know?

00:58:06.500 Yeah.

00:58:07.380 So I'm even thinking more, like, wife hunt a little.

00:58:10.340 2022 wife hunt.

00:58:11.040 Yeah, I feel like you know.

00:58:13.020 I got it.

00:58:13.460 It's hard, though, because you meet a girl one time.

00:58:15.800 She's on her best behavior.

00:58:16.940 She's not on her period.

00:58:18.220 She's not hungry.

00:58:19.420 Like, she's dressed up.

00:58:20.640 Especially when you're a celebrity.

00:58:21.160 You're already popular.

00:58:22.380 That's the thing.

00:58:22.660 Like, I'm so thankful I met Danny before I had money, before anything, before I was anyone.

00:58:27.120 Like, I met Danny.

00:58:27.840 She liked me.

00:58:29.400 You know, for who I was.

00:58:31.120 And that was nice.

00:58:32.060 I bet it's hard dating, trying to find an actual partner now that you're, you know, you're a celebrity.

00:58:37.460 I bet it's trickier.

00:58:39.580 Yeah, I think I've always had a pretty good feel for, like, real thotty type of chicks or some chick that's just after.

00:58:45.800 You know, like, I think.

00:58:48.040 And I want more, like, I'm thinking like a mother to a child.

00:58:51.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:51.620 I start thinking about that kind of stuff.

00:58:53.400 Mexicans are good.

00:58:54.420 Oh, dude.

00:58:56.000 I've already, every time I see a Mexican, I'm like, I want to be Mexican, you know?

00:58:59.540 Yeah.

00:59:00.220 Oh, every time.

00:59:01.320 I tell them straight up, dude.

00:59:02.880 And I technically am Mexican now.

00:59:06.340 Really?

00:59:06.800 Yeah.

00:59:07.140 Because, like, Danny's Mexican.

00:59:08.580 I'm white.

00:59:09.600 We had a baby.

00:59:10.860 Yeah.

00:59:11.320 Elena's half Mexican.

00:59:12.860 We have the same DNA.

00:59:15.000 Therefore, I'm half Mexican.

00:59:16.900 This sounds like some UFC math, dude.

00:59:20.340 I will say this, though, dude.

00:59:21.980 What if you started fucking looking Mexican, dog?

00:59:24.840 I'm trying.

00:59:25.500 Crazy.

00:59:26.140 Bro, you got to know.

00:59:27.220 I think you got to do the Mexican colors in the hair.

00:59:30.560 Yeah.

00:59:31.080 I think we could do something like that.

00:59:32.460 And you got to get, like, a prison thing.

00:59:34.660 God, I should have kept my fucking tat.

00:59:36.200 I had a tat right here that said something.

00:59:37.800 Brown pride.

00:59:38.780 Carnal or something.

00:59:39.720 That was cane.

00:59:40.680 Oh, yeah.

00:59:41.420 Carnal.

00:59:41.840 Or what's the one they always put?

00:59:44.040 Familia.

00:59:44.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:45.140 You need something hard, bro.

00:59:46.940 Familia.

00:59:47.440 And you need, like, just two Mexican kids, like, walking behind you at all times, bro.

00:59:50.680 That'd be sick.

00:59:51.160 I mean, we might have another one someday.

00:59:52.860 Yeah?

00:59:53.420 Yeah, you never know.

00:59:54.620 Do you guys think about it?

00:59:55.480 Well, honestly, after watching the Kardashians, it makes me want to have, like, they're seeing

00:59:59.260 the sister's relationship.

01:00:00.740 It's funny, because they're always fucking arguing, fighting.

01:00:02.660 But it just makes you want, like, super cool.

01:00:05.460 Like, me and my brother and sister, like, we have our own relationships.

01:00:08.640 It makes you fucking kind of want to have a little tribe.

01:00:11.480 Yeah.

01:00:11.740 But I also want to just get, like, a black girl pregnant, an Asian girl pregnant.

01:00:14.860 I want to have, like, a bunch of different.

01:00:16.140 Danny doesn't really like that, but accidents happen.

01:00:18.960 You know what I mean?

01:00:19.300 Do you like Kim Kardashian's butt?

01:00:22.040 What do you mean?

01:00:22.640 Would I sit on it?

01:00:23.840 No, do you like it?

01:00:24.660 Would you be like, yeah, I want that butt?

01:00:27.720 Oh, I'd be on that thing.

01:00:28.820 Would you?

01:00:29.100 I'd be on it like that dude that puts out the, like, the orange land equipment, and

01:00:32.320 he's, like, lining up things and stuff like that, like, when they're building the

01:00:35.000 sidewalk.

01:00:35.880 Yeah.

01:00:36.100 I would be like, and he leaves something overnight for some reason, like, what the fuck is that?

01:00:39.960 I heard Kim and Pete might not be doing too good.

01:00:41.780 Is that true?

01:00:42.540 Dude, she rolled up to the party sans Pete, you know?

01:00:45.440 And she looked, like, exactly like you thought, like, this, this, uh...

01:00:48.880 Just a queen?

01:00:49.740 Because the party, you got there, and then you had to go up this...

01:00:51.800 She was there?

01:00:52.720 She was there.

01:00:53.280 She rolled in with, like, Batgirl.

01:00:54.520 Did you talk to her?

01:00:55.700 Batgirl, Heidi Klum, her, and somebody else.

01:00:59.160 There was just so much, like, fineness, I couldn't even see after the third person.

01:01:04.340 Like, it was literally...

01:01:05.380 Did you talk to her?

01:01:06.120 Hey, hi, are you going?

01:01:07.000 No.

01:01:07.440 Ah!

01:01:08.260 I don't know if she saw me.

01:01:09.760 I might freeze up.

01:01:10.060 It was really, really fast.

01:01:11.300 I met her before years ago, but I don't know if she would remember.

01:01:14.680 Damn.

01:01:15.540 Kim.

01:01:16.320 Were you trying to catch her attention at all at the party, trying to do a little something

01:01:19.220 cool?

01:01:19.600 No, because we were leaving when they was coming in.

01:01:21.540 I would have fell in front of her or something.

01:01:23.520 Oh, dude, they had...

01:01:24.100 I mean, they just had so many, like, um...

01:01:28.960 I mean, just...

01:01:29.860 Kevin Bacon.

01:01:31.120 I mean, just so many...

01:01:32.040 The whole party was absolutely just surreal.

01:01:34.980 A-list?

01:01:35.460 It was A-A.

01:01:36.260 It was like...

01:01:36.880 I don't even know any of those people you named.

01:01:38.980 Yeah.

01:01:39.500 But I just...

01:01:40.160 Leonardo DiCaprio?

01:01:40.960 I've heard of him.

01:01:42.960 Why do you say that like you want to fuck him?

01:01:45.100 But I think also...

01:01:46.260 You see that, Jay?

01:01:46.900 Yeah.

01:01:47.160 It's like Leonardo DiCaprio.

01:01:48.420 I don't know.

01:01:49.240 It's fine.

01:01:49.980 Could you...

01:01:50.700 If you had to go for a big dog like that, who would you go for?

01:01:53.260 Because I feel like if you showed up in the afternoon, one of them would fuck you.

01:01:56.160 Yeah, Leo.

01:01:56.920 God.

01:01:57.420 Not at night, though.

01:01:58.260 At night, there's a level of diciness that comes with this.

01:02:01.280 Yeah.

01:02:02.000 But you show up afternoon time with a tennis thing on.

01:02:06.400 Oh!

01:02:07.780 And your gold chain.

01:02:09.400 I mean, that's a different world out there, isn't it?

01:02:11.380 Those kind of endless parties.

01:02:12.900 Just be like...

01:02:13.300 Oh, it was.

01:02:14.020 You could tell that they could just...

01:02:15.140 I guess we've never been.

01:02:16.040 They could afford anything.

01:02:17.180 They could cure AIDS if they wanted to.

01:02:18.860 You could just smell it in the air.

01:02:20.300 Like, they even had like little hors d'oeuvres.

01:02:21.800 Like, oh, these cure AIDS if you want one.

01:02:23.480 You're like, damn.

01:02:24.400 It's like, why should we tell people about that?

01:02:26.200 I'm like, no, no, no.

01:02:26.680 No, it's just for us.

01:02:27.800 Just for us.

01:02:28.660 They had all of it, bro.

01:02:29.620 They had stem cells they were running around with.

01:02:31.260 The whole place was just...

01:02:32.640 There was an IV station set up.

01:02:34.140 Oh, it was magical.

01:02:35.160 Yeah.

01:02:35.500 It was magical.

01:02:36.420 And there was a couple...

01:02:37.200 Somebody had let in a couple straight busters, bro.

01:02:39.420 Just some fucking real animal dudes, bro.

01:02:41.880 Just regular guys, right?

01:02:43.060 Like Tim and I.

01:02:43.640 And this...

01:02:44.240 Yeah.

01:02:44.420 Oh, just regular.

01:02:45.400 Like as if it's...

01:02:47.020 And the funny thing is the dudes knew me immediately, right?

01:02:50.180 So I was like...

01:02:51.240 That's my crowd, baby.

01:02:53.080 And this dude's just over there.

01:02:54.480 I think he's from Ireland or something.

01:02:55.780 He was just doing rails off this table by himself.

01:02:58.380 And then it's like...

01:02:58.980 That's us.

01:02:59.780 Like 20 minutes later, he was just looking just like this.

01:03:04.880 And he was holding his girl's hand, but like with the straightest arm ever.

01:03:07.920 Like he was so geeked out.

01:03:08.840 Like he might have had a little fentanyl in there.

01:03:10.340 Oh, yeah, bro.

01:03:12.120 Like he was early to that fentanyl.

01:03:14.340 Do y'all run a fentanyl test or have JX or somebody do a little bump first?

01:03:19.040 Or how do you guys run it?

01:03:20.480 Yeah.

01:03:20.760 Tim usually takes care of that.

01:03:22.460 Yeah.

01:03:24.260 No.

01:03:25.100 No.

01:03:25.760 We're fucking drug free.

01:03:27.680 Have you had a night where you're like, that was too much?

01:03:30.260 Like we...

01:03:30.640 Did you go to the ER ever?

01:03:32.360 No.

01:03:32.900 Yeah.

01:03:33.420 Do you think about it?

01:03:34.860 I've thought about it.

01:03:35.820 No.

01:03:36.640 The ER.

01:03:37.520 I mean, I'd always know I'm going to come around.

01:03:39.740 Give me a couple of days.

01:03:40.900 I'm going to fucking be all right.

01:03:42.800 Yeah.

01:03:43.460 Yeah.

01:03:43.760 You do IVs much?

01:03:44.960 Well, you don't really fucking do much.

01:03:46.760 You don't do Adderalls.

01:03:47.880 You don't do scotch free on the drugs besides caffeine?

01:03:52.680 Oh, I did ayahuasca.

01:03:54.940 So I went and did ayahuasca ceremony.

01:03:57.220 So that's a drug.

01:03:58.160 In Peru?

01:03:59.020 I did that shit right off the 101 in LA, dude.

01:04:03.320 I'm not even joking.

01:04:04.300 Dude, I was 180 feet from like a pawpaws actually.

01:04:07.160 But you could smell the...

01:04:09.380 Like in the afternoon, like I guess three times a day they do biscuits over there when

01:04:12.340 they do like the bakes.

01:04:13.840 And you could smell them at each time and it would definitely liven up the freaking ayahuasca

01:04:19.400 vibe.

01:04:20.580 You'd be sitting there just bawling, crying, and suddenly it's just like has this whole

01:04:23.600 biscuity vibe.

01:04:25.540 That's funny.

01:04:27.040 That was pretty next level.

01:04:28.220 I'm sure there's a lot of it out here in the desert because there's a lot of like bootleg

01:04:31.580 Indians out here too.

01:04:32.720 Yeah.

01:04:32.820 See, ayahuasca kind of scares me.

01:04:35.220 I think I'm going to, you know, I'll do it eventually.

01:04:36.960 I'd like to go and do it like Peru, go into the jungle and fucking do it for real.

01:04:41.120 Maybe wait until after fighting.

01:04:43.020 Yeah.

01:04:43.400 Well, Tucson, they got a lot of peyote down there, man.

01:04:46.040 Yeah.

01:04:46.780 Tucson.

01:04:47.300 Yeah.

01:04:47.660 That's what they call it.

01:04:48.200 I used to live down there.

01:04:50.180 We've never really been down there too much.

01:04:52.080 What is it?

01:04:52.380 Two hours from us, Jay?

01:04:53.560 Tucson?

01:04:54.080 Yeah.

01:04:54.260 We don't really go down there too much.

01:04:55.780 It's a lot of like...

01:04:56.820 I remember it was a lot of like men with dream catchers, which was an interesting vibe,

01:05:01.260 you know?

01:05:01.580 You don't see that with men.

01:05:03.520 Oh.

01:05:04.600 And what else, dude?

01:05:05.860 A lot of people, a lot of people like making rock shapes in their yard.

01:05:11.380 Like rock stacking?

01:05:12.600 Yeah.

01:05:13.000 Like, yeah.

01:05:13.460 Different, like little baby...

01:05:16.220 Like that's their landscape.

01:05:17.460 It's just like some rock stack.

01:05:18.680 Yeah.

01:05:19.060 Like baby, what are those things called?

01:05:20.880 Baby altars or like little altars and stuff kind of.

01:05:23.460 Some Jesus shit?

01:05:24.180 Not quite.

01:05:26.380 More like moon wolf shit.

01:05:28.040 Oh, okay.

01:05:28.900 A lot of moon wolf junkies down there.

01:05:31.540 Interesting.

01:05:32.000 A lot of feather, you know, feather bitches like that.

01:05:36.140 Feather bitches?

01:05:37.720 Yeah, like...

01:05:39.120 I like all sorts of...

01:05:40.560 I'm not really picky.

01:05:41.460 What about you?

01:05:41.940 About what?

01:05:42.440 Women.

01:05:42.960 Oh, you want to talk about women then.

01:05:44.420 I see you motherfuckers want to talk about some puss, huh?

01:05:46.920 Well, it's just on my mind 24-7 all the time.

01:05:48.800 Is it really?

01:05:49.900 My testosterone level, I feel like it's pretty high.

01:05:52.120 Yeah, I think I constantly...

01:05:54.800 You know, if I can bust...

01:05:55.840 If I can bust a good solid twice in a day and then the next day I feel like I'll be like

01:06:01.020 kind of normal and then my chi will start building up again.

01:06:04.880 But it's on my mind a lot, like just smashing biscuits.

01:06:10.080 Do you...

01:06:10.760 Will you refuse to touch yourself with your own hand?

01:06:14.220 I haven't in a long...

01:06:16.600 Not...

01:06:17.020 Yeah.

01:06:17.460 I haven't in a while.

01:06:18.560 Been using Danny.

01:06:19.740 Have you done the Oculus porn?

01:06:21.560 I've done the Oculus porn one time, but it wasn't like...

01:06:24.740 It was just...

01:06:25.420 It was basically just watching Safari, like the Pornhub on the Oculus.

01:06:28.420 So it wasn't like you were walking around the room.

01:06:30.400 The Oculus porn, I did that once.

01:06:32.100 It was really cool.

01:06:33.140 Is it scary?

01:06:37.780 No.

01:06:38.880 No.

01:06:39.420 It wasn't scary.

01:06:40.620 Depends what pops up.

01:06:41.200 Depends what pops up.

01:06:42.120 Is it like almost too real that you're like, oh man, I don't know if this would be...

01:06:47.800 If I keep coming back to this, it could get addictive.

01:06:50.680 Does it make you not want to interact with real women?

01:06:53.060 The Oculus porn?

01:06:53.600 Yeah.

01:06:53.880 Well, it's the way...

01:06:54.880 I don't know if there's like different Oculus porn where you can actually like feel...

01:06:58.480 Like you're actually there.

01:06:59.980 So I was just...

01:07:00.540 Basically, the one I watched was like watching porn like this.

01:07:04.240 Oh.

01:07:04.620 So you do feel kind of like you're in the room, but it's not as if you are.

01:07:07.960 Right.

01:07:08.260 Like I think you could...

01:07:09.060 There's probably different Oculus porn to where it's like, whoa, I just fucked her.

01:07:12.720 Right.

01:07:13.140 Like maybe you put on a full body suit and certain interactions happen.

01:07:16.180 See, that would be dangerous.

01:07:18.080 Because then I'd be smacked like Kim or whatever.

01:07:20.180 Yeah.

01:07:20.520 I mean, that's going to happen soon.

01:07:21.760 Certain holes around the house that that Oculus leads you to.

01:07:24.800 Oh.

01:07:25.660 Well, that...

01:07:26.400 And then that's going to be like you'll pay a certain amount and you'll be able to have

01:07:30.640 sex with this person or you'll get...

01:07:33.120 This will happen.

01:07:34.500 You know, where something will come.

01:07:35.420 Like pay a certain amount to some girl's OnlyFans and you can Oculus fuck her.

01:07:39.100 Yeah.

01:07:39.880 Yeah.

01:07:40.200 I'd do that.

01:07:41.520 Or then also...

01:07:42.700 Do you subscribe to any chick's OnlyFans?

01:07:44.480 I've gotten on there two times and then deleted it immediately after I found out touching

01:07:48.340 my own body.

01:07:50.080 Dear Lord Jesus, please forgive me my friend Thiel for the soonest.

01:07:52.600 Amen.

01:07:53.060 Yeah, dude.

01:07:53.580 That shit makes you feel dark when you're out there just...

01:07:56.000 Because once you shut your phone down and stuff, you just feel...

01:07:59.120 It feels like a defeat.

01:08:00.680 It's different than having sex.

01:08:02.960 Yeah.

01:08:03.140 Jay and off, it's different.

01:08:04.820 Sometimes though, like honestly, I just need to, to be able to carry on throughout the

01:08:09.720 day.

01:08:10.440 Really?

01:08:10.460 I just need to get it out the way.

01:08:12.060 Hit up a little...

01:08:12.520 If my back's sore, I need a massage.

01:08:15.080 I'll go there just to...

01:08:16.380 And like I'll leave and I'll be like, oh, I can focus.

01:08:19.300 I can go stream.

01:08:20.300 I can go play.

01:08:20.780 I can go play video games with the boys.

01:08:22.540 I could work on my merch.

01:08:24.300 I could shoot a blog.

01:08:25.720 But I just got to get that out the way sometimes.

01:08:27.620 And that could be also one of the things, what makes you like a fighter.

01:08:31.440 Like do you just have that other level of...

01:08:34.940 Because if you got to ejaculate two times in a day, that seems like...

01:08:40.560 I don't have to.

01:08:42.060 Whatever I mean.

01:08:42.400 Right.

01:08:42.700 But it helps you.

01:08:43.720 I could.

01:08:44.300 Right.

01:08:44.600 Yeah.

01:08:44.860 It helps me feel just like normal.

01:08:46.380 I think, you know, Tim deals with it similar too.

01:08:48.220 I think it might be being an alpha, just a fucking hardcore training.

01:08:51.980 And we eat good.

01:08:53.060 We sleep good.

01:08:53.860 Our body's running how it should.

01:08:56.500 Well, maybe it's not that too because you do it.

01:08:58.940 Do you have an issue with beating off?

01:09:00.580 I don't like beating off that much.

01:09:02.740 I would rather keep my chi.

01:09:05.300 Yeah.

01:09:05.380 Because I just feel like it's like...

01:09:07.220 It feels like a...

01:09:09.220 A waste.

01:09:10.700 Like not a waste, but it feels like...

01:09:12.580 I feel like a waste is a good word.

01:09:14.600 A waste of that energy.

01:09:16.120 Like jacking off.

01:09:17.100 Is that in our minds from previous shit?

01:09:19.740 Conditioned.

01:09:20.440 Conditioned.

01:09:21.460 Because do animals jack off?

01:09:24.320 Whoa.

01:09:24.960 Whoa.

01:09:25.940 I mean, my dog's humping all the time.

01:09:28.220 He was fucking the yoga ball.

01:09:29.500 Was it?

01:09:29.920 Yeah.

01:09:30.220 Two nights ago.

01:09:31.440 Oh, yeah.

01:09:31.880 Well, even your girl dog's just rubbing her little pussy on everything.

01:09:36.180 So animals...

01:09:37.100 So animals...

01:09:37.740 If animals could jack off, they wouldn't...

01:09:39.900 I think they would a lot.

01:09:43.740 Monkeys jack...

01:09:44.340 Oh, especially a sloth.

01:09:45.420 Once he got that freaking...

01:09:46.740 Finally got that cock in his hand, though.

01:09:48.920 Dude.

01:09:49.440 I bet monkeys probably put fingers in their butts and jay off.

01:09:52.680 Oh.

01:09:53.500 Probably.

01:09:55.380 It's just cats, dogs, squirrels, deer, monkeys, and rhinos to masturbate.

01:10:00.360 Dude, we're just animals.

01:10:01.680 Just smarter slash dumber animals.

01:10:04.600 Yeah.

01:10:05.080 With more capability of getting off.

01:10:07.700 What do you think would be the toughest animal to fight?

01:10:10.020 Like in an actual sanctioned bout?

01:10:12.220 Like a similar size animal?

01:10:13.800 Probably, dude, monkeys.

01:10:15.180 Monkeys are...

01:10:16.460 They're so athletic.

01:10:18.280 Yeah.

01:10:18.400 They can do so much shit.

01:10:19.920 They're so strong.

01:10:21.620 Well, let's go non-primate then.

01:10:23.040 Because a monkey is just like a human.

01:10:24.600 Like outside of that, what would be the toughest animal to really...

01:10:27.900 Go fuck with an elk.

01:10:30.320 I'd fuck an elk up.

01:10:31.340 Or a buffalo.

01:10:32.220 But elk have them horned, so you'd be able to manage their head and their...

01:10:35.920 You know, you're going to be able to have that control.

01:10:38.140 In your fucking stomach.

01:10:39.700 Yeah.

01:10:40.980 Yeah, elk would be tough.

01:10:42.440 Turtle would be tough, too.

01:10:43.660 Because they can just...

01:10:44.460 You wouldn't be able to get like a...

01:10:45.620 Good shot off.

01:10:46.700 Well, you wouldn't be able to take their back.

01:10:48.920 Yeah.

01:10:49.180 Yeah, a porcupine.

01:10:49.600 Because they would just keep putting their head in.

01:10:50.780 A porcupine would fucking be hard to take their back.

01:10:52.640 Oh.

01:10:53.380 You know what I mean?

01:10:54.420 You imagine you fuck up and take a porcupine's back.

01:10:57.260 Ouch.

01:10:57.940 You're just back there.

01:10:59.440 I mean, he wouldn't be able to get you off.

01:11:01.600 Yeah.

01:11:02.240 Or you wouldn't be able to get off, I guess.

01:11:04.180 Yeah.

01:11:05.520 I don't know, dude.

01:11:06.460 You want kids?

01:11:07.600 I guess you got to find that right boo thing, right?

01:11:09.440 Yeah, I think so, man.

01:11:10.860 I think it's...

01:11:11.420 Sometimes it's just like...

01:11:12.620 I think I put more like pressure into it than it is, you know?

01:11:15.920 Right.

01:11:16.500 Because like you just had...

01:11:17.400 Were you expecting to have a child?

01:11:18.520 No.

01:11:18.960 Accident.

01:11:19.480 Yeah.

01:11:20.080 And it seems like it's been a real blessing?

01:11:21.760 It was probably the biggest blessing in my life because I got a lot of money and a lot

01:11:27.560 of fame shortly after that to where I don't know if I would have been able to really

01:11:30.920 stay grounded because I ain't humble, you know what I mean?

01:11:34.140 But I'm more grounded.

01:11:35.400 Yeah.

01:11:36.100 Just because you meet guys like Steve and fucking Kyle and 6ix9ine and fucking Bradley

01:11:40.920 and fucking Logan and Jake and like you have all these opportunities like, yo, come to

01:11:45.060 Puerto Rico.

01:11:45.580 Yo, come to Miami.

01:11:46.520 Yo, come hang out with 42 Doug.

01:11:48.200 Like Steve texted me.

01:11:49.060 He's like, yo, get on a plane.

01:11:49.780 Come hang out with Lil Baby and 42 Doug.

01:11:51.100 Like, I'm like, fuck.

01:11:53.360 Yeah.

01:11:53.740 I could.

01:11:54.540 Yeah.

01:11:54.840 I could be there in six hours.

01:11:56.480 But, you know, having Elena and Danny fucking keeps me just like...

01:12:01.440 It really, what it is, after my fights, I deal with way more anxiety.

01:12:05.800 I deal with anxiety because my sleep schedule's not as good.

01:12:08.720 I'm fucking partying.

01:12:09.920 I'm drinking.

01:12:10.280 I'm doing alcohol.

01:12:11.960 And I deal with anxiety.

01:12:13.780 But when I'm in this phase where I'm at right now, training consistently, like my body's

01:12:18.100 healthy.

01:12:18.380 I can train.

01:12:19.460 I don't really have that anxiety.

01:12:21.320 I'm comfortable with everything with my life.

01:12:24.260 So, but I'm still going, like after my next fight, I'm still going to go party and know

01:12:28.200 I'm going to have that anxiety.

01:12:29.660 I'm going to have deal with that fucking everything that comes with that life.

01:12:33.700 But I always know, like I can always, it takes me about two weeks to kind of, if I just

01:12:37.800 do the same routine that I know I can be content with, with life.

01:12:41.580 So yeah, having Elena saved my fucking life.

01:12:44.680 And I truly believe that because I'm a crazy motherfucker, dude.

01:12:48.380 I'm scared of Suga sometimes.

01:12:50.100 Like I don't want to let Suga out.

01:12:51.940 Really?

01:12:52.740 I get nervous when I think about like after my fights, I'm like, okay.

01:12:56.320 Sometimes I'm like, dude, I don't want to party.

01:12:57.860 Don't make me do this.

01:12:59.100 And I really, I want to, but I'm also like, I don't want to because that leads to...

01:13:03.940 Right.

01:13:04.420 You don't know how far you'll go.

01:13:07.100 Yeah.

01:13:07.800 Each time it goes a little bit further too.

01:13:09.440 Well, this time was a little bit less probably than the last fight.

01:13:11.980 Right.

01:13:12.380 Which not by a lot, but it was a little bit less.

01:13:14.840 So maybe I'm managing it a little bit better, but I also never partied in high school, never

01:13:18.700 partied in college.

01:13:19.620 So these are kind of like my college partying days.

01:13:22.220 Yeah.

01:13:22.620 So that's a lot of pressure because then you get it now at a point when you have access

01:13:26.360 to everything.

01:13:27.120 Oh, it's scary.

01:13:28.600 It's dangerous.

01:13:29.660 Yeah.

01:13:30.140 And yeah, if Elena wasn't in the picture, it could be a lot worse.

01:13:34.100 It's going back to you having kids.

01:13:35.660 You should just find the hottest chick, knock her up.

01:13:37.920 You know what I mean?

01:13:38.760 But the hottest chick, is that necessarily because your wife...

01:13:41.380 But then you get to fuck her every time.

01:13:42.860 You have to what?

01:13:43.460 Oh, you get to fuck her every time.

01:13:44.520 Yeah.

01:13:44.620 But what if she's a shit mom though?

01:13:46.360 No, that's important.

01:13:47.220 You're right.

01:13:47.400 I don't want some...

01:13:48.000 I don't want to be driving around and I got two baby seats and my wife's in fucking

01:13:51.220 one of them.

01:13:52.440 Yeah.

01:13:52.800 No, that's true.

01:13:53.920 Make sure she's Mexican, dude.

01:13:56.280 Yeah.

01:13:57.100 I'm Mexican.

01:13:57.900 And how easy is it to meet a Mexican woman?

01:14:00.420 Where do you meet them at?

01:14:01.120 Well, I mean, LA's probably got a lot.

01:14:04.160 I mean, Arizona's got a fuck ton.

01:14:06.240 Yeah.

01:14:06.840 You go down to Mexico, I bet there's a couple down there.

01:14:09.660 You know what I mean?

01:14:10.780 Yeah.

01:14:11.780 Yeah.

01:14:12.200 Yeah.

01:14:13.480 I would like to go back to...

01:14:14.920 I've never been to Mexico because the way Danny's green card is or whatever, it's like

01:14:19.500 she can't really leave the country right now.

01:14:21.420 She can, but getting back is questionable.

01:14:23.520 God, that sounds dicey.

01:14:24.620 Yeah.

01:14:24.980 So it's like, we're not, we haven't really risked leaving anywhere, but I would love to

01:14:27.960 go to Mexico, dude.

01:14:29.080 I love Mexican women.

01:14:31.300 Are you a bone?

01:14:32.260 Are you contractually like a Mexican?

01:14:35.260 Like, can you get a...

01:14:36.440 Do you have a Mexican passport?

01:14:40.200 I don't know.

01:14:41.520 Is there specific passports?

01:14:43.820 I don't know, but Danny said a lady is going to be dual citizens.

01:14:47.020 Oh, really?

01:14:47.660 Yeah.

01:14:47.820 Do Mexican...

01:14:48.460 Do they even have a passport?

01:14:50.140 I don't know.

01:14:51.000 Mexicans just go wherever they want.

01:14:52.740 I don't know.

01:14:53.800 I don't know.

01:14:54.620 Dude, Home Depot.

01:14:56.740 It's just like wherever.

01:14:59.580 That's what I was thinking for the gym because we got to move all those mats here.

01:15:02.500 We should make a sick vlog, dude.

01:15:04.020 Pull up in the limo.

01:15:04.960 Pick up like seven, eight Mexicans from Home Depot.

01:15:07.760 Just like, and pay them good.

01:15:09.240 And train them if you did a short training session with them.

01:15:11.800 Damn.

01:15:12.580 Put them all in like cool shorts and stuff.

01:15:14.480 That would be fire.

01:15:15.240 Some sugar gear.

01:15:16.240 Get them gassed up, bro.

01:15:17.360 And then fucking put them on the mat.

01:15:19.500 One guy's just like, out though.

01:15:21.180 Oh, duh.

01:15:22.660 See, God.

01:15:23.380 Like YouTube and vlogs and shit.

01:15:25.560 I would love to do that full time.

01:15:28.280 Really?

01:15:28.500 Like it would be so fun for me.

01:15:30.200 And I feel like it would be so much less like pain.

01:15:33.300 Because training, fucking dude.

01:15:34.740 I'm sore every day.

01:15:35.960 Like every day you deal with little injuries.

01:15:38.100 You fucking sore.

01:15:38.880 Dude, being a full time YouTuber, I don't think I would be.

01:15:40.680 It wouldn't be as fulfilling because I believe my destiny is to be the UFC champ.

01:15:44.520 I have to do that.

01:15:45.240 I can't fucking do anything else.

01:15:46.520 I have to do that.

01:15:47.440 But I make vlogs, little vlogs here on the side and shit.

01:15:49.640 But being a full time YouTuber doing shit like that, being creative, coming up with those ideas, like would be fucking fun.

01:15:55.400 And seeing Steve and all those guys just constantly making banger YouTube videos.

01:15:59.180 Like I get FOMO for sure.

01:16:01.180 Yeah.

01:16:01.440 Go FOMO.

01:16:01.900 And we're like, God, that'd be sick.

01:16:03.280 I could be there.

01:16:03.760 I could be making my own shit.

01:16:05.200 Well, now you kind of have the best of both worlds right now.

01:16:08.880 You know, you got both options.

01:16:10.620 So that's really nice.

01:16:12.120 And the one will always be there late.

01:16:13.860 I mean, you can always make vlogs.

01:16:15.760 Yeah, absolutely.

01:16:16.680 That's the thing I remind myself a lot.

01:16:18.400 I'm like, dude, I'm 27 right now.

01:16:19.480 I'm in my prime till I'm 34, 35, whatever.

01:16:22.620 I have to become champ in these years.

01:16:24.600 I can't do it when I'm 40.

01:16:26.800 Right now I got to fucking do what I got to do.

01:16:28.740 And I have to remind myself that a lot.

01:16:30.800 Sometimes get carried away.

01:16:32.900 Be like, God, I could just go and do something else.

01:16:36.200 It's weird.

01:16:36.740 Like, once you make money, you lose a little bit of that hunger.

01:16:39.560 And you have to find different ways to motivate you.

01:16:41.620 Like, obviously, the money I have right now is not going to last forever.

01:16:44.200 And it's going to run out.

01:16:45.040 But when you don't have money, it's like you're fucking hungry.

01:16:49.060 You're motivated.

01:16:49.640 You want to make money.

01:16:50.920 Yeah.

01:16:51.300 Then you make the money.

01:16:52.200 You make the fame, whatever.

01:16:53.340 And then it's like, damn, you run out of a little motivation.

01:16:57.220 You have to find it other places.

01:16:58.980 Dude, that's why it's so impressive with those champions that have defended their belts so many times.

01:17:02.680 Yeah, it really is.

01:17:04.460 Canelo.

01:17:04.780 Or even a fighter that's been in it for 10, 15 years having to find that motivation for a fight camp for that many fucking years.

01:17:11.100 Like Teixeira.

01:17:12.560 Two over, yeah.

01:17:13.580 Wow.

01:17:14.160 I wonder.

01:17:14.680 Is that unbelievable?

01:17:16.060 It really is.

01:17:16.740 You know how many senior citizens started MMA that week after he won?

01:17:20.300 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:20.680 Oh, shit.

01:17:21.540 Yeah.

01:17:21.740 Or you know how many people were like, fuck their wife because they felt re-empowered.

01:17:25.220 You know how many people?

01:17:25.960 Like, how many, like, I mean, he's 51, I think, or something.

01:17:30.500 Glover?

01:17:30.960 Isn't he?

01:17:31.460 45?

01:17:32.240 41, 41, 42.

01:17:33.840 There's not a huge difference.

01:17:34.960 How old is Glover Teixeira?

01:17:35.380 Yeah, exactly, exactly, exactly.

01:17:38.060 Wow.

01:17:39.320 But, yeah, that's, I mean, that's, to become a world champion, that is older.

01:17:43.720 Like, I plan on being done fighting before then.

01:17:45.960 He just won the belt.

01:17:47.080 It's fucking insane.

01:17:48.160 Yeah.

01:17:48.900 And can he keep, I mean, yeah, it's like, and it seemed like he can keep it because his last,

01:17:52.460 because he had that fight against Lionheart.

01:17:54.540 That was a great fight.

01:17:55.660 You know, he had a couple.

01:17:57.480 He just beat Jan Blachowicz, right?

01:17:59.080 Yeah.

01:17:59.620 Yeah.

01:18:00.420 Who does it?

01:18:01.100 Yeah, that was crazy.

01:18:02.140 He's got that.

01:18:02.500 Is that heavyweight?

01:18:03.320 Yuri guy next.

01:18:04.260 Light heavy.

01:18:04.640 Oh, yeah, light heavy.

01:18:05.440 Oh, Yuri.

01:18:06.400 That motherfucker's like 3-0 in the UFC or something.

01:18:08.500 Yeah, I know.

01:18:09.960 That's like young versus old.

01:18:11.260 How old is he actually?

01:18:12.100 I don't even know.

01:18:12.840 I think he might be 30-something.

01:18:14.400 Do you think at a certain point, if there's a 21-year-old dude going out there fighting a

01:18:18.300 42-year-old, that it's like, almost feels like this feels wrong?

01:18:22.720 Beating up a daddy, yeah.

01:18:24.320 Unless that daddy whoops the son.

01:18:26.020 Yeah.

01:18:26.420 You know what I mean?

01:18:27.000 I think if he's champ and there's a 21-year-old, it's like, all right, that's just, I mean,

01:18:31.060 that's what it is.

01:18:31.740 You're the champ.

01:18:32.680 You know what I mean?

01:18:33.860 Who do you see yourself having to beat for the belt?

01:18:36.120 Like, who do you see that match?

01:18:37.560 I close my eyes.

01:18:38.900 I see me versus Peter for the UFC belt.

01:18:40.720 I see that.

01:18:42.020 I've seen that for a while.

01:18:44.540 That's just what I think happens.

01:18:46.260 Do you think you have any more insight?

01:18:47.500 Because y'all live in like a desert area.

01:18:49.100 Because desert creates a lot of space in the brain.

01:18:51.320 And it's not the same in other places.

01:18:53.640 What do you mean?

01:18:54.580 Where you might have a better insight into actually getting good visions and stuff out

01:18:58.280 here.

01:18:59.060 Oh, good question.

01:19:01.540 I feel like even when I lived in Montana, I was like, visualized pretty well.

01:19:05.700 Is that what you mean?

01:19:06.280 Like, visualized the future and stuff.

01:19:09.120 If you were to ask me when I was 16 years old, will you be in the UFC?

01:19:11.900 Will you have money?

01:19:13.140 Will you have fame?

01:19:13.800 I would have 100% said yes.

01:19:15.360 For whatever reason, I've seen that.

01:19:17.280 I believed it with all of my fucking heart.

01:19:19.700 You could ask the people I was surrounded with.

01:19:21.620 You could ask my dad, my parent.

01:19:23.100 Like, I believed that.

01:19:24.680 Maybe when I was 16, maybe now I wasn't the UFC.

01:19:26.700 It was like, will you be popular and have money?

01:19:28.660 Then once I started fighting, it was like, oh, shit, I'm going to be in the UFC.

01:19:31.940 I thought I knew or thought I was going to be UFC champion before I could even name the

01:19:36.700 champions in the divisions.

01:19:37.760 Wow.

01:19:38.660 Which was really weird.

01:19:41.020 Do you, going back to what you said about like motivation and that kind of thing changing,

01:19:45.000 I noticed that too, even with like, you know, you wonder like if, even with comedy, when

01:19:50.420 the pandemic started, I was like, I wonder if I even wanted to do comedy.

01:19:53.860 It was like, because it finally stopped, you know, I've been doing it for four, 15 years.

01:19:58.060 Finally, there was something that made it just, you can't do it.

01:20:01.720 So I think my brain was like, you just started this 15 years ago.

01:20:06.040 We didn't know it would go where it's gone.

01:20:08.700 Do you even, you know, do you want to do something now?

01:20:11.680 Like your brain starts to like, you just have a moment of where you can have reflection,

01:20:15.620 you know?

01:20:16.700 And is your motivation still the same?

01:20:20.040 Well, I haven't got the belt yet.

01:20:21.660 So like that, that I have to remind myself, like I need, I'm going to be the champion.

01:20:25.580 I have to become a champion.

01:20:26.660 That just has to happen.

01:20:28.380 But it's interesting with you because it almost seems like it's just about you.

01:20:31.620 It's not about these other, whoever else is in the way.

01:20:34.660 It doesn't matter.

01:20:35.580 They're not really fixtures in your world as much.

01:20:38.700 It's, I mean, it really is kind of the sugar show.

01:20:41.500 It's just like, this is what I see.

01:20:43.120 And so I have to go get there.

01:20:44.560 Well, it's weird because I, it's, I feel like I'm the fucking champ.

01:20:47.920 I live like I'm the champ.

01:20:49.040 I'm like, okay, we got to remind yourself.

01:20:50.280 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:20:50.760 You're not actually the champ.

01:20:51.780 I got to remind myself that.

01:20:52.940 Like, I feel like I'm the fucking champ.

01:20:54.820 I live like, I feel like I'm living like I'm the champ.

01:20:56.720 I got the house I want, the cars I want, whatever.

01:20:58.780 Like I'm fucking banging two chicks at the same time.

01:21:01.720 Like, I'm like, I'm the champ, but I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:21:03.900 We still got to fucking keep preparing, keep training.

01:21:06.880 You got to get that jewel.

01:21:07.520 I still got to be the champ.

01:21:08.300 I got to wear that belt.

01:21:09.700 Do you find it harder to motivate him?

01:21:13.200 Uh, I don't think so.

01:21:15.340 Cause he's smart enough to know.

01:21:16.840 It's not like I got to call him.

01:21:17.820 Hey, you got to fucking train.

01:21:18.780 Hey, you got to train.

01:21:19.600 He's smart enough to know that and how much growth he still has because still come into

01:21:24.600 jujitsu and you get humbled or you come into practice and be like, damn, this guy fucked

01:21:28.520 me up.

01:21:29.180 There's still a lot of growth left.

01:21:30.760 So not too bad right now.

01:21:32.860 What is it?

01:21:33.440 Probably 14 weeks till your next fight.

01:21:36.020 Yeah.

01:21:36.380 As long as we're staying consistent, at least, I mean, six, seven practices a week compared

01:21:40.480 to eight or nine or 10.

01:21:42.620 Yeah.

01:21:42.860 That's good.

01:21:43.440 Yeah.

01:21:43.700 Cause you can't train like this far out.

01:21:45.160 You can't train like you can't train like you're in fight camp.

01:21:48.300 You just can't do it.

01:21:49.040 You can't keep that pace for that long and you shouldn't.

01:21:51.100 It's not good.

01:21:51.660 Over training is a real fucking thing.

01:21:53.020 So right now I'm like I say, I trained nine times in a week for fight camp right now.

01:21:58.480 I'm training six, seven, you know, you know what I mean?

01:22:02.460 So I'm not overtraining.

01:22:03.800 I was dealing with quadricep tendonitis in my fucking knee since that last fight just

01:22:08.380 recently.

01:22:08.960 Like the last three.

01:22:09.500 What's that from?

01:22:10.220 Weed?

01:22:12.200 Quadricep tendonitis.

01:22:13.260 Yeah.

01:22:13.560 Yeah.

01:22:13.800 From smoking weed.

01:22:14.660 No, it's from just tendonitis overuse.

01:22:16.820 Like I said, I had three fights last year.

01:22:18.380 So just fucking on it so much.

01:22:21.140 Recently, the last three weeks, I've been able to train hard consistently, like going

01:22:25.020 to comp training and going back to the MMA lab and wrestling with those guys and shit.

01:22:30.160 So.

01:22:31.320 Yeah.

01:22:31.500 I guess you really have to pay.

01:22:32.600 Yeah.

01:22:32.860 Now it's like everything's become a lot more of a science.

01:22:35.400 It's like, okay, you know, the fight is then you have the eight weeks or however many weeks

01:22:38.920 you're going to train before it, you know, kind of like where you need to be at the beginning,

01:22:43.320 where you need to be at four weeks, six weeks, and then seven weeks.

01:22:46.780 Eight weeks is important.

01:22:47.800 Those eight weeks.

01:22:48.480 Like from right now, what I do for the next eight weeks, I definitely got to improve.

01:22:52.080 But what's the most important is those fucking eight weeks in training camp, getting in the

01:22:55.880 best shape possible.

01:22:57.100 Yeah.

01:22:57.340 That's the most important part.

01:22:58.500 And it sucks thinking like I have 14 weeks.

01:23:01.140 It's like, that seems like so long, dude.

01:23:03.620 I wonder how many bantamweight fights are on the Phoenix card.

01:23:06.280 They could stay, say five weeks you had to prep.

01:23:08.660 Just like some random guy pulls out.

01:23:10.600 Yeah.

01:23:10.780 The thing that sucks too about moving up in the rankings, it's like, for me, I have two

01:23:16.480 more fights in my contract.

01:23:17.140 I want to fight.

01:23:17.760 I want to be as close as possible to the title by the time that ends up.

01:23:20.800 Really?

01:23:21.160 Why?

01:23:22.000 Because that's, you know, that's just negotiation reasons, leverage.

01:23:25.900 Like if I'm coming off two more KOs going in to renegotiate my contract, like I'm going

01:23:30.220 to get a fat fucking contract.

01:23:31.540 I lose my next two fights to random people, it doesn't look good.

01:23:36.300 Right.

01:23:36.920 But do you have to be as close to the title as possible or does it help you to fight like

01:23:40.760 guys that are like just the next one and the next one?

01:23:44.220 That's why Pedro seems like that next fight that makes the most sense.

01:23:48.620 Yeah.

01:23:48.820 When it comes negotiation time, do other like promotions get like an alert?

01:23:54.060 How do they find out you're a free agent and then they just start sending offers and

01:23:57.660 then the UFC counters them?

01:23:58.680 Yeah, the thing with the UFC is like they don't want it to go to there.

01:24:02.280 They want to sign.

01:24:02.980 They want to re-sign you before your contract's up.

01:24:05.560 So Bellator or One or whatever other company, because right now they can't offer me.

01:24:11.060 Hey, we'll pay you this much because I'm under contract with UFC.

01:24:13.060 I cannot talk to anyone else.

01:24:14.580 It's illegal.

01:24:15.940 So let's say I fight out my two fights and now I'm a free agent, whether they hear that

01:24:19.540 from me or they pay attention or whatever.

01:24:22.180 Yeah, I don't know.

01:24:26.400 Yeah, because what could they really probably offer?

01:24:28.440 Yeah, like what?

01:24:29.100 I'm wondering.

01:24:30.660 But yeah, even if it's to stay competitive as a business, they would have to probably

01:24:33.800 make some offer.

01:24:34.740 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:35.220 And I want to stay in the UFC.

01:24:36.840 I want to be in the UFC.

01:24:37.880 That's where I belong.

01:24:38.660 I want to be the UFC champ.

01:24:39.720 I want to defend the title.

01:24:40.720 I want to move up.

01:24:41.320 I want to be in the UFC.

01:24:42.100 So like obviously it's just it's leverage.

01:24:45.060 It's like if they offer me this much, like will you match the UFC?

01:24:48.080 Will UFC match that?

01:24:49.040 Hopefully, you know, ideally I have a good relationship with them.

01:24:51.720 They know what I'm worth.

01:24:53.060 So if they see like, yeah, that makes sense.

01:24:55.120 Like it's just this is leverage.

01:24:57.220 Yeah.

01:24:58.520 But yeah, I mean, UFC is fucking been nothing but good to me.

01:25:01.520 I fucking love to see UFC Dana White's the best fucking president in all of sports.

01:25:05.920 Oh, he's great.

01:25:06.760 Dude, I got to go to I got I went over to UFC and got to go in there and be in the UFC

01:25:11.600 just everywhere, you know, and at the fight like in the green room or what?

01:25:15.080 No, at the yes, I got to do that.

01:25:17.320 But I also got to just go to the Apex, go to like their offices and stuff and meet with

01:25:21.300 them.

01:25:21.660 We're talking about maybe trying to do something together, you know, and so we went and talked

01:25:28.200 with them and then we got and Dana came in the room.

01:25:30.140 It was really, really cool.

01:25:31.280 Dana fires you up.

01:25:32.360 Oh, yeah.

01:25:32.940 He's just a fucking character.

01:25:34.240 I wanted to fight the other two guys in the room and they fucking worked at UFC, dude.

01:25:38.280 I was like, I'll fucking fight either one of these little fucking chair monsters right

01:25:42.500 now, son.

01:25:44.420 Yeah, he does.

01:25:45.200 The whole place fires you up, man.

01:25:46.800 We got to go over and just just see all that just where everybody kind of practice where

01:25:50.360 they shoot all the, you know, cool promos and stuff.

01:25:52.460 It's P.I. is fucking sick, dude.

01:25:53.760 I love going there.

01:25:54.460 We're actually going to Vegas Friday because first competition, but we're going to try to

01:25:57.420 pop by the P.I.

01:25:58.140 It's always just a fun place.

01:25:59.080 I got the hot cold.

01:25:59.860 I got the lunch.

01:26:00.720 When did they do?

01:26:01.240 They built that.

01:26:01.980 What?

01:26:02.500 Four or five years ago.

01:26:03.520 Now, it's crazy how much it I wonder what deal that they got that they just fucking grew

01:26:09.020 so much because seven years ago, eight years ago, cornering guys and being with guys in

01:26:13.040 the UFC, it's like, you didn't have that.

01:26:14.980 You go to a hotel.

01:26:15.960 You get one room with two beds for your whole team.

01:26:18.140 Nuh-uh.

01:26:18.720 There's no P.I.

01:26:19.840 Yeah.

01:26:20.180 There's no nutritionist to help you with your nutrition.

01:26:22.620 It's just...

01:26:23.080 Well, they sold for $4 billion, remember?

01:26:25.040 So that's probably win, huh?

01:26:26.400 Oh, who won?

01:26:26.880 WME, I think.

01:26:28.600 Do you know, April 16th, Vincent Luque versus Bilal Muhammad, main event.

01:26:33.300 I didn't know that.

01:26:34.040 Did you?

01:26:34.300 I was trying to look at the Phoenix card to see if there's bandwaves on it.

01:26:37.500 That's a sick fight, Vincent Luque versus Bilal Muhammad.

01:26:40.360 That's like a title eliminator.

01:26:41.800 Those are bandwaves?

01:26:43.240 Welterweights.

01:26:43.760 That's Kamaru.

01:26:45.660 Oh, wow.

01:26:46.580 But I didn't know that fight was even happening.

01:26:48.560 What do y'all see with this Gaethje Oliveira?

01:26:51.440 That's here.

01:26:52.180 You going?

01:26:53.220 I have two shows.

01:26:54.700 Oh, I'm so angry, bro.

01:26:55.720 I have two shows.

01:26:56.360 Where at?

01:26:57.140 In L.A.

01:26:57.720 In L.A.

01:26:58.380 Yeah, that's going to be a banger.

01:27:00.220 I'll wear a little earpiece and commentate the fight for you while you're on stage.

01:27:03.680 Dude, even at the Oliveira-Poirier fight, Gaethje was back there.

01:27:11.100 You could tell he's just ready to fight.

01:27:13.560 Like as if at that moment one of them couldn't make it in, he would be like,

01:27:17.280 I will go in right now.

01:27:18.960 Oh, 100%.

01:27:19.960 That guy, I don't know if there's anybody who's like,

01:27:22.140 I will go in right now more than him.

01:27:24.400 Yeah.

01:27:24.760 Dude, that Phoenix card is fucking sweet.

01:27:28.260 There's Donald Cerrone, Joe Lozon.

01:27:31.520 That's an interesting fight.

01:27:33.440 I'm so angry.

01:27:34.040 Michael Chandler, Tony Ferguson.

01:27:36.020 That's on the same fight?

01:27:36.980 Rose versus Carla.

01:27:38.460 Charles.

01:27:38.860 That's May 7th?

01:27:40.220 May 7th.

01:27:42.280 Yeah.

01:27:42.500 What do you think happens with that one, Timmy?

01:27:43.860 What do you think?

01:27:44.400 Which one?

01:27:45.280 Justin?

01:27:45.440 With Gaethje Oliveira.

01:27:47.060 God, fucking Oliveira has that Muay Thai stance where he doesn't really move his head.

01:27:50.700 And like a good hard-hitting boxer like Justin.

01:27:53.640 And Charles, you see him always get dropped.

01:27:56.080 But then he wins.

01:27:57.100 But then he gets dropped and people don't want to go into his guard.

01:28:00.140 Yeah, that's true.

01:28:00.300 So they drop him and he can lay there from his back a little bit and get his wits about him

01:28:03.600 and then stand back up.

01:28:04.540 It's fucking insane.

01:28:06.020 I feel like Justin could beat Charles, but I feel like Justin would have a tough time

01:28:09.720 beating Islam.

01:28:10.540 But I feel like Charles could potentially give Islam fucking trouble.

01:28:13.980 Oh, dude.

01:28:14.600 That division's sick too.

01:28:16.100 It's just MMA math is crazy.

01:28:17.900 Islam just riding up that.

01:28:20.200 I mean, he is literally like, I'm sure they're all like, how are we going to beat this guy?

01:28:24.340 Same with Cumshot.

01:28:25.300 Yeah.

01:28:25.820 Yeah.

01:28:26.080 He's going to be fucking.

01:28:27.860 Him versus Gilbert's coming up.

01:28:30.640 Hashemah.

01:28:31.300 Yeah.

01:28:31.640 And I don't see how that, how, I don't know.

01:28:36.040 I don't see how anybody beats these Russian guys, the Dagestanians.

01:28:40.640 Yeah.

01:28:41.000 They're damn, you know, they don't even have, they got semen eyelids, man.

01:28:44.620 These people are fucking wild, bro.

01:28:46.560 Semen eyelids.

01:28:48.160 It's a sick tat.

01:28:49.820 Yeah.

01:28:50.960 But yeah, I think Gilbert, if someone's going to beat Hazma, Gilbert's got, you know, the

01:28:56.460 best chance besides Kamaru.

01:28:57.940 Yeah.

01:28:58.360 Colby versus Comshot.

01:29:00.360 It's interesting.

01:29:01.080 But like, he's never, Comshot hasn't beat anybody near Gilbert's level.

01:29:06.020 So if he goes out there and beats Gilbert, it's like, oh, fuck.

01:29:09.660 How good is Gilbert with wrestling?

01:29:11.960 He can wrestle like a motherfucker.

01:29:13.160 He can?

01:29:13.500 And like, Comshot.

01:29:14.520 High level.

01:29:15.160 Comshot took the jingling guy and fucking tossed him around.

01:29:17.920 But so did Neil Magny.

01:29:19.280 Neil Magny's not a big, powerful guy.

01:29:21.180 And he fucking smacked around jingling too.

01:29:23.620 Yeah.

01:29:23.920 But dude, it's going to tell a lot about Comshot this fight.

01:29:27.680 Wow.

01:29:28.200 He's, yeah.

01:29:28.680 I mean.

01:29:29.160 That's on the 7th too?

01:29:30.160 No, no, no.

01:29:30.520 I don't know when that one is.

01:29:31.620 That one's, is that one sooner?

01:29:33.260 That one's April 9th.

01:29:34.480 Oh, that one's the, that one's the Peter Aljo.

01:29:37.340 Next weekend.

01:29:37.880 Oh, that's going to be wild.

01:29:38.940 That's a good one.

01:29:39.520 Who's a main event of that?

01:29:42.840 Oh, that's Alexander Volkanovski versus Korean Zombie.

01:29:45.480 Damn.

01:29:46.060 Mackenzie Dern, Tisha Torres, Kelvin Gaslam.

01:29:48.880 Oh, that fight got canceled.

01:29:49.740 Is there a female fighter that you think could beat you out there?

01:29:53.800 Or has there been in the history?

01:29:55.760 Female.

01:29:56.060 In any weight class?

01:29:57.740 Probably not.

01:29:58.860 No.

01:29:59.400 No.

01:29:59.940 You, you, you feel, if you go with a girl, like a black belt world champion girl, you

01:30:04.180 feel the, just the difference.

01:30:06.840 So, no.

01:30:07.760 Right.

01:30:09.080 You always wonder what that's like.

01:30:10.520 But Cyborg, I mean, she could give a lot of guy fucking problems, I think.

01:30:14.240 Yeah.

01:30:14.680 Just because she's tall.

01:30:15.460 Was she 5'8", 5'9", and she, she punches like a guy.

01:30:19.080 Yeah.

01:30:19.840 But Manda Nunez just fucking knocked her out.

01:30:22.540 Manda Nunez is a beast too.

01:30:23.720 But yeah, probably not.

01:30:25.600 We'll finish up, man.

01:30:26.520 I was just thinking about this.

01:30:27.520 If you had a fuck, marry, kill, Anik, DC, and Bisping, man, how do you roll that out

01:30:32.940 with those beautiful men?

01:30:35.080 And it's going to be sad to see one of them go.

01:30:36.940 Yeah.

01:30:37.180 DC, we have a, we have a love-hate relationship.

01:30:40.120 I'll kill him.

01:30:41.000 All right.

01:30:41.360 I couldn't actually, because he could, you know, beat me up, unfortunately.

01:30:44.660 Oh, yeah.

01:30:45.040 He's that freaking hearty pudding pop dude.

01:30:46.780 I'd kill him.

01:30:49.500 Bisping and Anik.

01:30:50.280 Anik and I are boys.

01:30:51.260 I really like Bisping too.

01:30:53.200 Unfortunately, I wouldn't, I just really wouldn't like to fuck either of them.

01:30:57.160 Yeah.

01:30:57.400 You know what I mean?

01:30:57.900 They're not cute enough.

01:30:58.420 Yeah.

01:30:58.740 But think about it a little more.

01:31:00.440 Yeah.

01:31:00.640 Yeah.

01:31:00.700 I would fuck them.

01:31:01.480 I mean, I'm just saying, think about like, you know, at least go to dinner.

01:31:05.540 Don't make it all about just the sex.

01:31:06.960 Like, say if you had to do an evening with one of them, who would it be?

01:31:10.120 I feel like I'd get along with all three of them, really.

01:31:12.620 Me and DC would have a little back and forth.

01:31:14.440 I'd probably have to fucking hit him on a little single leg, maybe switch to a double

01:31:16.840 leg.

01:31:17.160 Just talk shit.

01:31:17.640 But if you're talking marriage, I mean, Anik would probably be the one.

01:31:22.100 Yeah.

01:31:22.700 Anik would be that little thought kind of, or he'd be like that kind of like a little pretty

01:31:26.240 boy you take out.

01:31:27.360 Yeah.

01:31:27.640 Yeah.

01:31:27.780 A little sassy boy.

01:31:28.820 Yeah.

01:31:29.000 And Bisping would be that, um, you know, the clean his eye and shit if it fell out for

01:31:33.600 him.

01:31:34.280 Yeah.

01:31:34.640 But that would almost be romantic.

01:31:35.700 Like, oh, honey.

01:31:37.220 Yeah.

01:31:38.180 Shine it.

01:31:38.900 Yeah.

01:31:39.040 But he was the champ too.

01:31:39.960 He's got a belt.

01:31:40.580 You got to remember him.

01:31:41.260 Oh, the count, bro.

01:31:42.120 He looked good in that jewel.

01:31:43.000 He'll be, he'll be wearing his own jewel.

01:31:44.340 Have you ever listened to or read his book?

01:31:47.100 Uh-uh.

01:31:47.620 Very good.

01:31:48.280 Very good book.

01:31:49.000 Really, really enjoyed that book.

01:31:51.140 Talked about, you know, him growing up and, you know, winning the title and shit.

01:31:54.760 It's really good book.

01:31:55.840 Yeah.

01:31:56.000 He's fascinating, man.

01:31:56.820 He used to be a DJ too, man.

01:31:58.180 He came on the podcast once when we were talking about when he was a DJ at like a nightclub

01:32:01.640 and shit.

01:32:02.100 God, dude.

01:32:02.540 I feel like that's something I could do too.

01:32:04.280 Be a little DJ.

01:32:05.300 Just get the crowd fucking hype, dude.

01:32:07.820 Just fucking flopping my wiener out there.

01:32:09.860 It's like.

01:32:10.480 Well, I don't think you can get your dick out, but.

01:32:12.460 No, at my club.

01:32:13.720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:14.900 There's a little sock over his own.

01:32:16.380 Yeah.

01:32:16.860 A little sock.

01:32:18.340 Do you, what if you had your pubic hair the exact same way as you had your own hair?

01:32:22.820 That'd be cool.

01:32:24.180 I do.

01:32:25.220 I color it too.

01:32:26.180 Just some bangs.

01:32:27.000 Nobody knew?

01:32:28.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:29.420 That would be cool though.

01:32:30.600 A little curly fucking.

01:32:31.760 You're like, damn, that dick looks like it has a sick crossover.

01:32:34.900 Damn.

01:32:35.580 Cornrow it for my fights.

01:32:36.960 So finish it off for me then.

01:32:38.520 So you got DC will pass away.

01:32:40.360 So then you're down to Bisping.

01:32:41.840 Yeah.

01:32:42.020 Who do you marry?

01:32:43.360 I mean, the fact that.

01:32:45.220 I think long term.

01:32:45.940 You really have to think about.

01:32:47.360 You have to.

01:32:48.900 I don't know.

01:32:49.540 Should we say fuck or should we say something else?

01:32:52.140 Kiss.

01:32:52.660 That's just like really hurting my head.

01:32:54.500 Stand there on the porch when somebody leaves.

01:32:56.540 You have to do that.

01:32:57.280 Okay.

01:32:57.740 You have to stand there together.

01:32:58.940 Wave bye.

01:33:01.240 I don't know.

01:33:01.980 I'd probably do that.

01:33:02.620 I'd probably marry Anik.

01:33:04.380 I feel like we could just commentate fights all night together.

01:33:07.040 Oh, yeah.

01:33:07.680 Anik would stay.

01:33:08.340 You wouldn't be able to get any rest though.

01:33:09.820 He would just be up commentating all night.

01:33:11.700 Dude, he does some serious research and like some serious homework for that shit.

01:33:15.140 Oh, he's amazing.

01:33:16.160 Bisping hangs, sleeps upside down, I heard.

01:33:18.920 Oh.

01:33:19.300 Yeah, he does some weird shit.

01:33:20.120 Bisping likes his alcohol too, doesn't he?

01:33:21.540 Yeah.

01:33:22.540 He might abuse you.

01:33:23.840 He might beat my heart.

01:33:24.920 Yeah.

01:33:25.220 So I think you got to go with that because that would be good for sparring.

01:33:27.480 So I think you marry Bisping.

01:33:28.740 Okay.

01:33:29.500 I think you bang Anik.

01:33:32.200 Sorry, Anik.

01:33:32.940 You know.

01:33:33.320 It is what it is.

01:33:33.680 And you can bang him again.

01:33:35.200 You can choose.

01:33:36.360 And then DC would have a beautiful funeral too because he's from Louisiana.

01:33:40.200 It would be a very like the musical presence there.

01:33:42.980 It would be eating good.

01:33:43.900 Yeah.

01:33:44.260 Let me ask you this.

01:33:45.360 Yeah.

01:33:45.600 Fuck, marry, kill.

01:33:47.060 Kim.

01:33:48.140 Kardash.

01:33:50.120 Brittany Palmer.

01:33:51.740 Okay.

01:33:52.820 And give me another one.

01:33:53.760 The artist.

01:33:55.720 Megan Fox.

01:33:57.140 But don't say, don't be mean because she's dating Machine Gun Kelly.

01:34:00.700 Okay.

01:34:01.480 And just be thoughtful.

01:34:03.020 Yeah.

01:34:03.320 Megan Fox, I think would be out.

01:34:04.700 I'm just, she's not my vibe.

01:34:06.620 So you'd kill her.

01:34:07.140 Beautiful lady.

01:34:08.020 So I would have someone else kill her, but she would not be around.

01:34:12.540 Okay.

01:34:14.040 And I would probably do a poison.

01:34:15.720 So it's not like something violent that she can still look nice.

01:34:18.600 Putin stuff.

01:34:19.080 Yeah.

01:34:19.340 Okay.

01:34:20.120 So I would go that.

01:34:21.520 And then.

01:34:22.420 Kim and Brittany Palmer.

01:34:23.880 It's like, wow.

01:34:24.800 Which one do you want to smash Bisque?

01:34:27.960 I probably want to.

01:34:29.600 Well, with Kim, your marriage isn't going to last.

01:34:32.300 You don't know that.

01:34:33.940 You do.

01:34:35.200 Statistically speaking, you might think that.

01:34:37.140 You don't know that.

01:34:38.940 Dude, she's 0 for 2 or 0 for 3 with marriages?

01:34:42.460 Yeah.

01:34:43.700 So.

01:34:44.020 So, I mean.

01:34:44.900 I mean, Kanye.

01:34:46.820 I think I would probably.

01:34:49.120 But then you're going to be living that Kardashian life.

01:34:51.900 So you're going to have to be on the show.

01:34:53.400 You're going to have to.

01:34:53.960 I would love to be on the show.

01:34:55.320 But say someone like you didn't sign a prenup.

01:34:57.480 Do you get half her cheddar?

01:34:58.840 Yeah.

01:34:59.600 If you slide in the right way.

01:35:00.960 I don't think I could make love good enough to not, to beat a prenup.

01:35:04.060 Yeah.

01:35:04.320 Like, you got to fuck good to beat a prenup.

01:35:06.700 Cardi B style fucking wop.

01:35:08.240 Wop.

01:35:08.900 Yeah.

01:35:09.380 You got to really.

01:35:10.080 But imagine fucking Kim and telling your friends.

01:35:12.680 That would be sick.

01:35:13.420 I don't know if she'd feel it.

01:35:15.500 What do you mean?

01:35:16.640 She got a tight puss.

01:35:17.780 They got that reparations vagina, baby.

01:35:20.100 That thing is definitely giving back.

01:35:22.780 Yeah.

01:35:23.060 It's down, dude.

01:35:24.020 It's giving back.

01:35:24.840 I think I'd probably marry.

01:35:26.780 I'd probably marry Brittany Palmer then, maybe.

01:35:29.080 I don't know.

01:35:29.560 I've never met her in person.

01:35:30.880 What is she like?

01:35:31.800 I met her.

01:35:32.980 I met her one time after my.

01:35:34.700 After that last fight at the club.

01:35:36.080 And I was faded.

01:35:38.280 But I thought we were vibing.

01:35:39.800 I thought we were vibing.

01:35:40.660 But I shot our DM one time when I was in Vegas at one of the fights.

01:35:43.660 Oh, I've probably done that.

01:35:44.240 I didn't get it back.

01:35:45.500 Yeah.

01:35:45.940 I didn't get the DM back.

01:35:47.000 I was fucking low-key kind of sad.

01:35:49.680 Yeah.

01:35:50.400 Then I would probably.

01:35:51.420 Yeah, maybe.

01:35:52.140 I think she does art, too.

01:35:53.940 So maybe that would be nice to hang some art up.

01:35:56.540 I don't know.

01:35:56.920 Kim's a lawyer.

01:35:58.360 Is she?

01:35:59.540 Do you not see Pete's tat?

01:36:01.300 Yeah, but I don't know if that's legit.

01:36:03.360 No, I think she's like legit went to school and shit.

01:36:05.940 Oh, damn.

01:36:07.120 So it's kind of hot.

01:36:07.800 Really?

01:36:08.360 No, that's really hot.

01:36:09.760 It's kind of stressful.

01:36:10.080 It's like, fuck.

01:36:10.700 What's the big case you're working on, boo?

01:36:12.060 When did she go to school and grind when she's born that rich?

01:36:15.600 I think.

01:36:16.160 Yeah.

01:36:16.700 I want to say she actually is pretty smart and shit.

01:36:19.580 She might have hired like some word slave or something, dude.

01:36:22.420 Yeah.

01:36:22.880 You know what I'm saying?

01:36:23.600 Or some book.

01:36:24.020 Because you can do that.

01:36:24.720 You can go study.

01:36:25.720 And then you can.

01:36:26.060 I think if you're rich, you can get whatever you want.

01:36:28.020 Well, didn't she go to the White House and like actually help a lot of innocent people out?

01:36:32.740 I think so.

01:36:33.380 I think she met up with Trump and helped some people get out of jail.

01:36:36.280 If you had.

01:36:36.880 Say you had one time to smash Kim Kardashian's biscuits.

01:36:39.920 Okay.

01:36:40.200 And you were guaranteed I could get her pregnant.

01:36:44.420 Okay.

01:36:45.200 Would you?

01:36:46.480 I would.

01:36:47.340 I probably would.

01:36:48.280 I'd just be like, why would I do that?

01:36:49.440 It's stressful.

01:36:49.920 I had it to my life.

01:36:50.680 But I don't know if I could help myself.

01:36:51.840 Yeah.

01:36:52.160 The stress would be intense.

01:36:53.360 Why?

01:36:53.980 Because then, I mean, that's just like you said, you're on the show.

01:36:56.520 You're dealing with Kanye.

01:36:57.620 You're dealing with Pete.

01:36:59.040 The kid's life is all is going to be all over the place.

01:37:01.560 Yeah.

01:37:01.920 I would do it though.

01:37:03.100 Just because I have no self fucking discipline.

01:37:05.300 I would do it.

01:37:05.860 I think you'd have to do it to see what it would all be like, you know, if the kid would

01:37:10.080 even, yeah.

01:37:11.020 But I think, here's my question is, you're going to bang Kim Kardashian, right?

01:37:14.800 She's coming up to the hotel room.

01:37:16.900 Where are you in the hotel room before she walks in?

01:37:19.300 Are you sitting in the chair naked?

01:37:21.000 Are you, and you have to be naked, right?

01:37:22.800 Are you?

01:37:23.260 I would be.

01:37:23.960 Do you, you pretend you're just doing something in the bathroom and then she come and you

01:37:26.800 walk out?

01:37:27.560 Like, or do you lay in the bed?

01:37:28.600 Like, what would you do?

01:37:29.420 Could I be drunk?

01:37:30.040 That's a great question.

01:37:31.380 Um, no.

01:37:32.460 Oh, shit.

01:37:33.220 You have to be sober.

01:37:34.300 That changes it.

01:37:34.720 I feel like sober, I still can get goofy.

01:37:37.540 Drunk, I'm the funniest motherfucker alive after you.

01:37:39.860 For me, I'd have my robe open and act surprised when she walked in.

01:37:44.640 Would you be hard?

01:37:46.320 Half.

01:37:47.160 Nice.

01:37:47.600 That's good.

01:37:48.020 That's good.

01:37:48.720 I would probably be playing some fucking ACDC.

01:37:51.880 Oh, yeah.

01:37:52.860 Just jamming.

01:37:54.280 No, I'd be playing some.

01:37:56.460 On your phone?

01:37:57.060 Playing music on your phone?

01:37:57.920 That'd be such a poor move.

01:37:59.960 I'd play it on my phone.

01:38:01.080 I'd play Kanye.

01:38:01.840 Loves Kanye.

01:38:02.440 That song.

01:38:03.520 I'd put it in a bowl so it's a little bit louder.

01:38:05.640 Yes.

01:38:06.180 I would, uh, I would have the curtains open.

01:38:07.600 Put it in that ice thing.

01:38:08.580 Put it in that ice bowl.

01:38:09.420 Oh, that's a good idea.

01:38:10.180 That's some good tunes.

01:38:11.000 I'd have the curtains open overlooking the city, probably in Vegas, because it'd be after

01:38:14.920 a fight.

01:38:15.600 Yeah.

01:38:16.520 Um.

01:38:17.180 And you'd be beaten a little bit after the fight?

01:38:19.220 I'd be sore.

01:38:19.600 Yeah.

01:38:20.120 My fucking hands would be sore from just KOing like three people in a row.

01:38:23.680 Would your dick be wrapped in tape or not?

01:38:25.620 No, no.

01:38:25.940 Dick's ready to rock.

01:38:26.900 Okay.

01:38:27.180 No clon.

01:38:27.320 What about you?

01:38:28.300 Huh?

01:38:30.040 Huh?

01:38:30.360 I haven't thought about this.

01:38:32.660 Well, let me tell you.

01:38:33.980 I don't know.

01:38:34.680 I think I'd, uh.

01:38:36.240 She's coming.

01:38:36.880 She said, I just, I'm coming up the elevator now.

01:38:39.220 Ooh.

01:38:40.180 Ring.

01:38:40.380 I think you almost want to be looking out the window so they see your ass when they

01:38:44.780 come in.

01:38:45.320 I think that's kind of just a funny move.

01:38:47.900 Cause if they see your dick, right.

01:38:49.460 And you walk in, I think you look so helpless kind of in a weird way.

01:38:52.480 Yes.

01:38:52.700 I got a, like a fat little butt.

01:38:54.540 Yeah.

01:38:54.740 Not my saggy, but I gotta be.

01:38:56.840 I always get Danny.

01:38:57.920 So you could separate your legs a little bit.

01:38:59.700 You're kind of looking at the window, maybe pointing at something.

01:39:01.700 A leg up.

01:39:02.420 Yeah.

01:39:02.560 And I'd be like, I would turn and be like, oh, a lot of flights tonight, you know, or

01:39:05.800 something like that.

01:39:06.480 Something that sounds like, like aeronautic or something.

01:39:10.620 That would get her wet.

01:39:11.600 That would get her.

01:39:12.320 That would get her real wet.

01:39:14.020 So, but see, then you almost want to go Kim with the bank cause you're going to have that

01:39:18.020 one magical.

01:39:19.040 I just don't know the turmoil after that, what it's like.

01:39:22.140 I'd be wearing two watches too.

01:39:24.420 Yeah.

01:39:25.000 Like a Cartier and like an AP.

01:39:28.300 Oh, I'd have a house arrest bracelet on my dick.

01:39:30.400 That's what they're used to.

01:39:31.400 That's true.

01:39:32.700 That's totally what they're used to.

01:39:34.740 Yeah.

01:39:35.120 And I think if me and Kim met, we'd get along.

01:39:37.320 Oh, I think that they, that they would really like it.

01:39:39.260 I remember that she was really nice whenever I met her.

01:39:41.380 We have some mutual friends.

01:39:43.280 But I also like Pete.

01:39:44.740 We got to respect Pete.

01:39:45.680 Yeah.

01:39:45.840 Come on now.

01:39:46.420 Let's be respectful.

01:39:47.260 But yeah, I think, yeah.

01:39:49.060 I mean, if they're still seeing each other, you say, you don't even know.

01:39:51.260 Yeah.

01:39:51.440 If not, I mean, then we're good.

01:39:52.960 Yeah.

01:39:53.160 So, so, um, guys, I think we really covered a lot.

01:39:57.200 Oh, I was just about to start talking about Caitlyn Jenner.

01:39:59.020 Oh, you were.

01:39:59.540 Well, that's it.

01:39:59.980 Now, here's one thing you run into though.

01:40:01.720 If you, if you.

01:40:03.120 In a good way.

01:40:03.540 Are married to Kim, you probably would never.

01:40:06.000 Meet her dad.

01:40:07.560 Oh, shit.

01:40:08.340 Wait.

01:40:08.900 You can't meet the dad, I don't think, right?

01:40:10.400 Her dad passed away.

01:40:11.180 Oh, her dad.

01:40:12.540 That's fucked up.

01:40:13.180 No, Kim's dad's alive.

01:40:15.620 No, Kim's dad did pass away.

01:40:17.680 I apologize.

01:40:18.040 That was fucked up.

01:40:18.700 I meant Kylie and Kendall's dad is Caitlyn.

01:40:22.740 Yeah.

01:40:23.520 Okay.

01:40:23.980 So I've cut that.

01:40:25.140 Mom.

01:40:25.440 I fucked up.

01:40:26.640 The, um.

01:40:28.540 Because her dad, her dad was the, was the lawyer in the OJ Simpson case.

01:40:31.980 But you could, right.

01:40:33.160 Which is, yeah.

01:40:34.080 You couldn't make love to the other one.

01:40:35.720 Like either way, you're not going to have a chance to date one of the other daughters

01:40:38.780 though.

01:40:39.260 Damn.

01:40:39.620 Yeah.

01:40:39.840 I think I could persuade.

01:40:41.380 I think I could, if I read some E-40 lyrics, I think I could like really like, possibly

01:40:46.500 I think I could do it.

01:40:48.100 But would you think if you were about to bang Kim, you could say, all right, Kendall, it's

01:40:51.800 almost like a, um, what's behind it.

01:40:54.740 Like I am willing to wager this chance to make love to Kim to have a chance to bang you.

01:41:04.440 You think she would accept, would that be kind of like romantic?

01:41:07.280 Like, wow, this guy's giving up this to have a chance to take me out.

01:41:11.160 Especially the way they're competitive.

01:41:13.280 Yeah.

01:41:13.820 I think, I don't know.

01:41:15.060 Fuck.

01:41:15.480 I mean, who's the cutest?

01:41:17.080 Kylie?

01:41:18.600 No, Kendall.

01:41:19.980 Yes.

01:41:20.300 Kendall's cute.

01:41:21.060 Kendall is the, like, you know.

01:41:23.660 I like Kylie.

01:41:24.960 Kim got that desert fat on her, bro.

01:41:26.640 They got that desert, that desert gristle.

01:41:28.620 So what episode did you, what season did you really start liking Kendall?

01:41:33.220 At an adult time.

01:41:35.300 Of course.

01:41:36.080 Well, yeah.

01:41:36.500 Because it's weird, like, 2006, they're like 11 years old.

01:41:40.960 So what's the season when they're 18, seven years after that?

01:41:44.460 It's fucking weird.

01:41:45.700 Dude, you know what?

01:41:46.500 No one.

01:41:47.680 I saw, I went and saw that guy, Oliver Tree, the other night.

01:41:50.700 Have y'all seen him?

01:41:51.220 I've recently seen him from the, from the Impulsive podcast.

01:41:54.080 Yeah.

01:41:54.620 He's in, the show's insane.

01:41:56.640 Like his music, like his concert?

01:41:58.320 The whole thing.

01:41:59.020 Yeah, it's absolutely.

01:42:00.600 He looks like a character.

01:42:01.460 It's like JonBenet Ramsey, kind of like, I, he could be JonBenet Ramsey, first of all.

01:42:06.760 It's like JonBenet Ramsey's on, he's on doing DMT or something at a farm.

01:42:11.860 Damn.

01:42:12.980 Yeah, I would like to.

01:42:13.820 I mean, he looks like a character, seems like a goofball.

01:42:15.920 He is, bro.

01:42:16.720 The show is fire, bro.

01:42:17.900 I wonder if he gets pulled.

01:42:19.700 I mean.

01:42:20.840 Is that hair real?

01:42:22.340 He's got a lot going on.

01:42:23.500 I don't know.

01:42:24.200 You know what I mean?

01:42:24.580 I think that would determine a lot.

01:42:26.260 He's got a lot going on, dude.

01:42:28.320 I think, I don't know if he can get erections, though.

01:42:30.120 Somebody said he can't get erections.

01:42:31.600 I'd probably kill myself.

01:42:33.620 I don't know.

01:42:34.200 Big call of duty.

01:42:35.360 I would go, if you can't get erections, I would get the sex change then, right?

01:42:38.820 So you'd get fucked.

01:42:39.740 Take some D, yeah.

01:42:40.900 At least.

01:42:41.420 I mean, sorry, it sounds insane now, but at least then you can still fuck, you know?

01:42:45.720 Or you'd get fucked, yeah.

01:42:47.160 No, no, no, bro, you're not getting fucked.

01:42:49.480 You'd come at it with a hard-ass vagina.

01:42:51.820 You'd be like, I got that hard pussy, son.

01:42:53.780 Yeah.

01:42:54.160 I'm going to fuck you.

01:42:55.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:56.280 So you'd have to kind of really do some reversing.

01:42:58.700 You'd have to learn how to twerk like a fucking madman.

01:43:01.460 Tim loves twerking on his girl's face.

01:43:04.120 Oh, damn, really?

01:43:05.300 No, I don't.

01:43:06.760 I wonder if chicks are into that, man.

01:43:08.380 Some of them.

01:43:09.140 Tim reminds me of the guy that used to come to the arcade and get all the quarters out of the machines, dude.

01:43:13.080 But also, low-key be trying to fuck some of the people that are in there.

01:43:17.280 Like I said, people, not girls.

01:43:18.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:19.600 Thank you.

01:43:21.400 Every compliment, thank you.

01:43:23.360 Thank you guys so much, man.

01:43:24.840 Dude, it's great to see you guys.

01:43:26.020 It's just so interesting.

01:43:26.940 When I was watching the previous time that we potted, and you were there too, Tim.

01:43:32.140 And just seeing kind of where you were then, what's going on now.

01:43:36.600 How was that over a year ago?

01:43:37.980 I mean, over a few years ago.

01:43:38.420 It was two years ago.

01:43:39.220 It was June in 2020.

01:43:41.100 I want to say 2019.

01:43:42.140 Okay, that was right after I fought Eddie Wineland, I think.

01:43:44.160 Right after I put him asleep, right?

01:43:45.440 Okay.

01:43:46.160 Damn, that was a while ago.

01:43:47.540 Thanks for...

01:43:48.040 What are you doing out here?

01:43:48.920 I guess we...

01:43:49.360 It's been a neat trajectory.

01:43:50.380 We just had a meeting.

01:43:51.420 Oh, right.

01:43:51.580 So...

01:43:52.580 Fuck yeah.

01:43:53.160 Yeah.

01:43:53.480 Just honored to be able to pop in, dude.

01:43:54.960 See the Sugar Show.

01:43:55.780 And Timbo, man.

01:43:57.880 Thank you guys so much.

01:43:59.300 And we'll see you guys in the future, baby.

01:44:01.480 Thanks, brother.

01:44:02.040 All right, guys.

01:44:02.560 Thanks.

01:44:04.740 Now I'm just floating on the breeze.

01:44:07.820 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:44:10.800 I must be cornerstone.

01:44:15.940 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

01:44:20.740 Well, I found I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind.

01:44:37.200 Shine that light on me.

01:44:43.280 I'll sit and tell you my stories.

01:44:48.500 Shine on me.

01:44:53.160 And I will find a song I will sing it just for you.

01:44:59.520 And now I've been moving way too fast

01:45:07.060 On the runaway train with a heavy load of my past

01:45:11.920 And these rails that I've been riding on

01:45:17.500 They weren't so thin that they're damn near gone

01:45:20.260 I guess now they just weren't built to be

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 30, 2022

E386 Sean O'Malley & Tim Welch

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