This Past Weekend with Theo Von - April 19, 2022


E389 Belated Bunny

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E388 Kyle Dunnigan E390 David Spade

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 20 minutes

Words per minute

140.84

Word count

11,372

Sentence count

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Harmful content

Misogyny

36

sentences flagged

Toxicity

263

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Hate speech

41

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Summary

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Happy Easter! Happy belated Easter everyone! If you did it, then you probably know what I'm talking about. Happy Easter. Don't let the Lord lick you. Don t let him lick you!

Transcript

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00:00:30.960 All right, let's get into it.
00:00:34.560 Good day, everyone.
00:00:37.100 And welcome to another episode of This Past Weekend.
00:00:43.260 What's going on?
00:00:44.240 Happy belated Easter.
00:00:46.760 If you did it.
00:00:48.700 If you did Easter, man, then you probably know what I'm talking about.
00:00:52.140 Or if you enjoy Easter.
00:00:57.600 Mmm. 0.90
00:00:58.120 Don't let the Lord lick you.
00:01:02.360 We're the good Lord.
00:01:03.640 What did they used to say?
00:01:04.640 Don't.
00:01:06.500 Don't.
00:01:09.220 I don't know what they said.
00:01:11.360 But here we are.
00:01:14.300 Happy Easter.
00:01:15.820 Happy belated Easter.
00:01:19.060 And let's get into this episode.
00:01:20.920 Oh, that's a little slow, boy. 0.99
00:01:48.320 That'll make you damn kill yourself at a wedding right there. 1.00
00:01:50.760 That thing sounds a little. 1.00
00:01:52.900 That's a little slow.
00:01:54.180 I'm sorry.
00:01:54.540 I was trying to find some Easter music.
00:01:59.160 And Easter don't have a lot of good music.
00:02:00.940 That's another thing, you know.
00:02:02.960 Easter don't have a lot of good music.
00:02:04.760 Most of it's at church.
00:02:05.760 You got to go to church to hear it.
00:02:08.840 Let's try one more.
00:02:09.920 Here we go.
00:02:10.460 Here we go.
00:02:11.460 Hmm.
00:02:16.580 Hmm.
00:02:19.120 Hmm.
00:02:30.660 Hmm.
00:02:32.580 Hmm.
00:02:34.420 Hmm.
00:02:34.820 Hmm.
00:02:36.400 Hmm.
00:02:36.840 Hmm.
00:02:37.180 Hmm.
00:02:37.860 Hmm.
00:02:38.340 ooh that drum comes in
00:02:45.840 that drum comes in
00:02:52.200 and doesn't even help
00:02:53.160 yeah that's a little
00:02:59.920 that's bad when the drum comes in
00:03:01.800 and doesn't even help
00:03:02.620 you know
00:03:04.020 that sounds like a little
00:03:06.360 maybe like an elementary school band
00:03:08.040 on the titanic or something 0.97
00:03:10.420 like damn you know the second they start up 0.98
00:03:12.500 this band is going down boy 0.99
00:03:15.240 oh yeah
00:03:29.340 yeah you could hear the water
00:03:36.060 I mean you could see the water rising
00:03:38.140 outside of the classroom windows
00:03:39.820 right there
00:03:40.240 that thing
00:03:40.780 that's a real sinker's anthem
00:03:43.960 right there
00:03:44.620 I think
00:03:45.660 what is it
00:03:47.660 I'm trying to find out there
00:03:48.440 one more good track
00:03:49.320 for Easter music here
00:03:51.620 let me see what I can do for us
00:03:53.520 try to find one more
00:03:55.940 there we go baby
00:04:03.740 that's got a little more lift in it
00:04:08.280 whenever you're down
00:04:10.440 out in the cold
00:04:13.580 faithless and dark
00:04:16.400 your story's untold
00:04:18.940 come take my hand
00:04:21.640 come on
00:04:22.100 and walk there with me
00:04:24.960 I know a place
00:04:27.680 where we can be free
00:04:30.060 let's go baby
00:04:31.100 there is a light
00:04:33.240 shining for you
00:04:36.400 guiding your way
00:04:39.240 helping you through
00:04:41.740 shadows and gloom
00:04:44.980 are all that you see
00:04:47.560 we'll find a place
00:04:50.500 where we can be free
00:04:52.780 come on now
00:04:53.560 from the mountain top
00:04:57.220 down to the deepest
00:04:59.540 loving
00:05:00.860 hear a voice
00:05:02.940 calling you
00:05:04.660 calling you
00:05:06.440 it's the rising sun
00:05:08.560 shining in the darkest
00:05:11.080 love
00:05:12.160 come on
00:05:12.600 can't you see
00:05:13.980 you will be free
00:05:15.820 can't you see
00:05:17.220 can't you see
00:05:22.280 you will be free
00:05:22.960 and that's a beautiful
00:05:23.600 little tune right there
00:05:24.400 I just found that
00:05:25.240 and that is
00:05:25.800 there is a light
00:05:26.520 by the stone keepers
00:05:27.900 and that band
00:05:29.440 they play some stuff
00:05:30.280 it seemed like
00:05:31.060 something you could
00:05:33.640 wash a baby to
00:05:34.600 really
00:05:34.860 that's what you want
00:05:35.560 let's hear them again
00:05:36.400 it's just instrumental
00:05:37.140 here with this hitter
00:05:38.240 come on now
00:05:48.660 oh yeah 1.00
00:05:52.840 tuck your junk baby 1.00
00:05:54.720 tuck your junk 1.00
00:05:55.840 and feel something 1.00
00:05:56.940 mmm
00:06:00.260 you don't need a bra ladies 1.00
00:06:02.520 let the lord hold your tits 1.00
00:06:04.200 ladies 1.00
00:06:04.580 come on
00:06:05.100 and big fellas 1.00
00:06:07.700 come on
00:06:10.900 there you go
00:06:21.220 that's something
00:06:21.540 you could wash
00:06:22.060 a dang baby to 0.99
00:06:23.120 right there
00:06:23.700 you could just
00:06:27.540 see the water
00:06:28.140 going over
00:06:28.620 his little back
00:06:29.380 mmm
00:06:31.720 mmm
00:06:32.120 mmm
00:06:32.620 mmm
00:06:32.900 yeah
00:06:35.980 that's something
00:06:36.420 you could wash
00:06:36.880 a baby to
00:06:37.460 right there
00:06:37.920 you know
00:06:38.300 even wash
00:06:39.100 under his thick
00:06:39.680 little arms
00:06:40.300 right there
00:06:40.820 you know
00:06:42.160 just get it up 0.98
00:06:42.760 just damn 0.92
00:06:43.320 you just want to 0.99
00:06:44.340 just clean that 0.99
00:06:45.020 little sucker out 1.00
00:06:45.720 get the devil out 1.00
00:06:46.480 from under his arms
00:06:47.320 when I was young
00:06:50.440 they used to tell you 0.66
00:06:51.100 that if you stank 0.95
00:06:51.760 real bad 0.95
00:06:52.160 they said you got
00:06:52.480 the devil under
00:06:53.140 your arms 0.64
00:06:53.620 boy
00:06:53.900 and as a kid
00:06:56.480 you'd smell
00:06:57.020 under your arm
00:06:57.600 you'd be like
00:06:57.860 dang
00:06:58.200 something is going
00:06:58.960 on under there
00:06:59.820 I do have
00:07:01.880 something non-well
00:07:03.140 festering
00:07:05.000 under me
00:07:05.540 you know
00:07:07.000 I do have
00:07:08.880 something
00:07:09.220 you know
00:07:11.300 I got a little
00:07:11.680 dark arts garden
00:07:12.660 under each pit
00:07:13.540 under each flap
00:07:15.140 or under each
00:07:15.620 lifter
00:07:16.020 under each arm
00:07:16.840 what's going on
00:07:19.940 yeah
00:07:20.240 I hope you had
00:07:21.000 a beautiful
00:07:21.360 Easter time
00:07:22.080 I had a nice
00:07:22.740 time myself
00:07:23.580 I hope you were
00:07:24.320 you know
00:07:26.000 wherever this
00:07:26.600 episode finds you
00:07:28.560 today
00:07:28.760 if you're in your
00:07:29.260 car
00:07:29.680 if you're
00:07:30.540 sitting at home
00:07:31.380 maybe
00:07:31.740 having your little
00:07:33.280 soup or something
00:07:34.060 you know
00:07:35.440 maybe you're on
00:07:35.900 a lunch break
00:07:36.620 and you got
00:07:38.560 a sandwich
00:07:39.180 and some
00:07:42.280 people look
00:07:42.800 some people
00:07:43.520 cut their
00:07:44.000 sandwiches
00:07:44.460 and that
00:07:46.780 that's me
00:07:47.440 I cut my
00:07:47.980 sandwich up
00:07:48.600 you know
00:07:49.920 I do the
00:07:50.320 four cut
00:07:50.920 some people
00:07:52.920 do their
00:07:53.360 sandwich
00:07:53.640 they don't
00:07:53.960 do any
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00:07:54.520 they just
00:07:54.780 bite into
00:07:55.460 it just
00:07:55.840 blindly
00:07:56.660 just know
00:07:58.680 there's not
00:08:00.140 a real
00:08:00.500 game plan
00:08:01.440 it's very
00:08:02.440 those people
00:08:05.400 that's a real
00:08:06.160 question mark
00:08:07.000 fella right
00:08:07.600 there
00:08:07.940 or strong
00:08:08.940 woman 0.99
00:08:09.280 somebody who
00:08:11.380 don't
00:08:11.660 the sandwich
00:08:12.540 it's more
00:08:14.180 that attack 0.71
00:08:14.800 dog style
00:08:15.680 you know
00:08:16.400 I'm just
00:08:18.420 gonna get
00:08:18.920 in that 1.00
00:08:19.380 bitch 1.00
00:08:19.880 get in 0.99
00:08:20.400 there
00:08:20.780 but I like
00:08:22.800 that one
00:08:23.480 that's been
00:08:23.860 more dissected
00:08:24.880 you know
00:08:27.340 and you always
00:08:27.740 knew how much
00:08:28.200 somebody's mom
00:08:28.740 loved them
00:08:29.240 when they were
00:08:29.560 a kid
00:08:29.880 if that
00:08:30.500 sandwich
00:08:30.900 had been
00:08:31.160 really
00:08:31.400 clipped up
00:08:32.240 you know
00:08:35.520 and sometimes
00:08:36.180 you know
00:08:36.580 yeah cause
00:08:37.120 your mom
00:08:37.460 your mom
00:08:37.820 if your mom
00:08:38.760 really loves
00:08:39.200 she cut 0.97
00:08:39.620 that thing
00:08:40.040 you know
00:08:40.340 nice and
00:08:41.220 and then
00:08:43.600 you had
00:08:43.920 them you
00:08:44.460 know
00:08:44.700 them regular
00:08:46.500 boys out
00:08:47.340 there
00:08:47.600 and they
00:08:48.600 eat that 1.00
00:08:49.000 bitches 1.00
00:08:49.320 you know 1.00
00:08:50.000 that thing
00:08:51.600 look there's
00:08:52.000 no plan
00:08:52.540 to get
00:08:52.820 into that
00:08:53.240 thing
00:08:53.660 that sandwich
00:08:54.880 looks like
00:08:55.240 it doesn't
00:08:55.440 even want
00:08:55.840 you to get
00:08:56.220 into it
00:08:56.740 sometimes
00:08:57.040 if you
00:08:57.500 look at
00:08:57.900 it that
00:08:58.200 way
00:08:58.500 and that's
00:09:00.500 certainly
00:09:00.700 when I was
00:09:01.080 yeah when I
00:09:01.660 was young
00:09:02.060 I had that
00:09:02.480 kind of
00:09:02.840 thing
00:09:03.100 that thing
00:09:06.200 didn't have
00:09:09.040 a lot of
00:09:09.320 entry points
00:09:09.920 on it
00:09:10.280 a lot of
00:09:11.120 the sandwiches
00:09:11.600 we had
00:09:12.220 what's going
00:09:16.140 on man
00:09:16.960 yeah there's
00:09:19.240 always that
00:09:19.740 person at
00:09:20.220 lunch that
00:09:20.700 pulls that 1.00
00:09:21.160 bad bastard 1.00
00:09:21.900 out 1.00
00:09:22.280 you're like 1.00
00:09:23.240 damn 1.00
00:09:23.820 boy 1.00
00:09:24.220 this dude
00:09:25.580 this dude's
00:09:27.700 going through
00:09:28.120 some stuff
00:09:28.840 that sandwich
00:09:29.880 doesn't have
00:09:30.280 anything
00:09:30.620 going on
00:09:31.220 with it
00:09:31.620 and sometimes
00:09:32.840 some people's
00:09:33.400 mind would
00:09:33.700 cut the
00:09:34.060 heart in
00:09:34.500 the middle
00:09:34.820 be like 0.99
00:09:35.240 damn 0.99
00:09:35.960 they must 1.00
00:09:37.620 be rich
00:09:38.360 bro
00:09:38.700 if somebody
00:09:40.960 had that
00:09:41.340 heart cut
00:09:41.860 in that
00:09:42.160 sand
00:09:42.340 they must
00:09:43.320 be rich
00:09:44.680 and sometimes
00:09:47.560 they were
00:09:48.240 that's the
00:09:49.340 real kicker
00:09:50.480 they are
00:09:50.700 sometimes
00:09:50.940 they were
00:09:51.540 yeah happy
00:09:54.380 belated
00:09:54.780 Easter man
00:09:55.340 hope everybody
00:09:55.800 had a nice
00:09:56.340 time
00:09:56.560 hope everybody
00:09:57.160 got to at
00:09:57.780 least sit
00:09:58.260 and spend
00:09:58.720 time with
00:09:59.240 a loved
00:09:59.640 one
00:09:59.880 you know
00:10:01.800 got to be
00:10:02.240 around somebody
00:10:02.860 that they
00:10:03.140 cared about
00:10:03.780 and do
00:10:05.700 something
00:10:06.060 joyous
00:10:06.660 I went
00:10:08.860 down to
00:10:09.200 Louisiana
00:10:09.700 which is a
00:10:12.060 beautiful place
00:10:12.820 down there
00:10:13.300 man
00:10:13.540 it's a
00:10:15.660 slower place
00:10:16.680 you get
00:10:18.840 down to
00:10:19.160 Louisiana
00:10:19.620 man a
00:10:20.180 half hour
00:10:20.700 will take
00:10:21.020 45 minutes
00:10:21.940 ain't nobody
00:10:24.480 in a rush
00:10:25.140 to get
00:10:25.560 through that
00:10:26.040 somebody
00:10:28.340 start a
00:10:28.900 sentence
00:10:29.180 at 11
00:10:29.720 a.m.
00:10:30.200 and finish
00:10:30.720 it up
00:10:30.980 at about
00:10:31.480 1220
00:10:32.360 like 1.00
00:10:33.060 damn 1.00
00:10:33.760 dang 1.00
00:10:36.440 boy
00:10:36.780 Mr.
00:10:37.500 Eddie
00:10:37.660 really got
00:10:38.080 a gift
00:10:38.420 of gab
00:10:39.060 they say
00:10:39.580 but it's
00:10:42.820 a real
00:10:43.300 you know
00:10:43.740 it's just
00:10:44.040 a slow
00:10:44.520 going
00:10:44.980 you see
00:10:47.160 somebody
00:10:47.440 start
00:10:47.720 yawning
00:10:48.280 somebody
00:10:48.820 start
00:10:49.120 yawning
00:10:49.520 about
00:10:49.780 415
00:10:50.420 in the
00:10:50.740 afternoon
00:10:51.220 and they
00:10:52.420 won't
00:10:52.660 stop
00:10:52.980 till
00:10:53.160 about
00:10:53.360 5
00:10:53.820 just
00:10:55.740 it's a
00:10:56.400 slow
00:10:57.160 pace
00:10:57.800 it's just
00:11:00.200 that you
00:11:00.480 know
00:11:00.580 it's that
00:11:00.880 kind of
00:11:01.200 place
00:11:01.700 things take
00:11:04.180 time
00:11:04.740 and people
00:11:06.440 even a hug
00:11:07.220 takes time
00:11:07.740 you hug
00:11:08.180 somebody
00:11:08.440 that thing
00:11:08.720 will last
00:11:09.260 a minute
00:11:09.600 or two
00:11:09.960 you can
00:11:10.320 take a
00:11:11.520 small nap
00:11:12.120 if you
00:11:12.420 want
00:11:12.680 you know
00:11:16.000 you hug
00:11:16.480 somebody
00:11:16.940 it's just
00:11:17.320 people
00:11:17.640 there's not
00:11:18.220 as much
00:11:18.520 of a hurry
00:11:19.080 there's a
00:11:21.940 little more
00:11:22.240 patience
00:11:22.780 there's a
00:11:23.160 little more
00:11:23.660 peace
00:11:24.300 docility
00:11:25.780 you know
00:11:28.720 there's
00:11:28.900 something nice
00:11:29.400 about that
00:11:30.060 there's
00:11:32.160 something nice
00:11:32.620 about the
00:11:32.960 relaxation
00:11:33.380 of it
00:11:33.860 and it's
00:11:34.160 sweaty
00:11:34.520 too
00:11:34.760 down
00:11:34.980 there
00:11:35.160 though
00:11:35.420 you get
00:11:37.640 down
00:11:37.860 in
00:11:37.980 Louisiana
00:11:38.400 you get
00:11:38.780 down
00:11:38.920 into
00:11:39.060 some
00:11:39.280 of
00:11:39.360 these
00:11:39.460 rural
00:11:39.860 areas
00:11:40.320 baby
00:11:40.520 you know
00:11:40.740 what I'm
00:11:40.940 talking
00:11:41.200 about
00:11:41.380 as sweaty
00:11:41.840 as can
00:11:42.180 be
00:11:42.880 sometimes
00:11:45.120 it's
00:11:45.360 hard to
00:11:45.720 hug
00:11:45.920 some
00:11:46.140 people
00:11:46.420 now
00:11:46.740 if they
00:11:48.220 look
00:11:48.460 thick
00:11:48.860 or if
00:11:49.080 they
00:11:49.180 got a
00:11:49.500 little
00:11:49.660 bit of
00:11:49.900 oil
00:11:50.180 in their
00:11:50.500 skin
00:11:50.920 or you
00:11:51.300 know
00:11:51.480 or if
00:11:53.140 they
00:11:53.240 too
00:11:53.460 small
00:11:53.900 you can't
00:11:54.300 even get
00:11:54.580 a hug
00:11:54.960 on somebody
00:11:55.440 if they
00:11:55.660 real
00:11:55.940 bony
00:11:56.440 like
00:11:57.060 I can't
00:11:59.000 you can't
00:11:59.860 it's
00:12:00.740 impossible
00:12:01.440 you can't
00:12:04.140 really get a
00:12:04.740 good snatch
00:12:05.680 on them
00:12:06.180 because
00:12:07.640 everybody's
00:12:08.060 sweating
00:12:08.420 down there
00:12:08.780 people so
00:12:09.180 sweaty
00:12:09.680 you know
00:12:11.520 you see
00:12:11.760 people try
00:12:12.120 to shake
00:12:12.480 hands
00:12:12.840 20 times
00:12:14.240 the hands
00:12:14.580 slide right
00:12:15.260 off
00:12:15.580 can't even
00:12:16.180 somebody
00:12:16.860 put a
00:12:17.200 watch
00:12:17.500 on
00:12:17.740 they
00:12:17.860 can't
00:12:18.100 get
00:12:18.220 it
00:12:18.340 on 1.00
00:12:18.640 damn 0.99
00:12:19.180 because 1.00
00:12:21.220 of the
00:12:21.460 sweat
00:12:21.780 pouring
00:12:22.120 out
00:12:22.280 of
00:12:22.380 people
00:12:22.680 you know
00:12:25.120 there's
00:12:25.260 just a
00:12:25.500 lot
00:12:25.640 going on
00:12:26.160 down
00:12:26.360 there
00:12:26.640 but
00:12:26.920 we
00:12:27.060 had
00:12:27.180 a
00:12:27.280 nice
00:12:27.500 time
00:12:27.940 we
00:12:29.320 had
00:12:29.440 a
00:12:29.540 real
00:12:29.680 nice
00:12:29.960 time
00:12:30.320 man
00:12:30.620 it
00:12:32.740 was
00:12:33.000 what
00:12:34.240 was
00:12:34.500 it
00:12:34.600 it
00:12:34.700 was
00:12:34.880 you
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00:15:21.920 want
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00:16:06.900 and
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00:16:16.980 are
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00:16:21.060 24
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00:16:28.120 in
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00:16:37.920 there
00:16:38.060 smoking
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00:16:38.580 them
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00:16:39.040 owls
00:16:39.520 and
00:16:40.240 huffing
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00:16:40.780 Winston
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00:16:42.440 see a
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00:16:47.860 door
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00:16:54.720 and
00:16:55.720 those
00:16:55.940 Florida
00:16:56.360 tickets
00:16:56.900 are
00:16:57.480 available
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00:17:00.360 Tuesday
00:17:00.780 April
00:17:01.240 19th
00:17:02.820 and
00:17:03.640 we'll
00:17:04.240 send
00:17:04.440 you the
00:17:04.680 code
00:17:04.920 on
00:17:05.200 Patreon
00:17:05.620 and
00:17:06.480 then
00:17:06.680 my
00:17:07.780 pre-sale
00:17:08.260 starts
00:17:08.580 Wednesday
00:17:09.100 April
00:17:09.480 20th
00:17:10.320 and
00:17:10.920 that
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00:17:11.360 is
00:17:11.540 Rat
00:17:11.840 King
00:17:12.140 at
00:17:12.340 10
00:17:12.600 AM
00:17:12.900 locally
00:17:13.340 you can
00:17:13.980 get
00:17:14.200 those
00:17:14.740 and
00:17:17.320 that
00:17:17.480 starts
00:17:17.840 on
00:17:18.060 Wednesday
00:17:18.460 so
00:17:19.080 yeah
00:17:20.540 as well
00:17:21.040 we have
00:17:21.460 got some
00:17:22.200 new stuff
00:17:22.560 we got the
00:17:22.940 bobbleheads 1.00
00:17:23.480 on sale
00:17:24.000 and the
00:17:24.280 gang gang
00:17:24.760 hoodies
00:17:25.080 are out
00:17:25.520 now as
00:17:25.980 well
00:17:26.280 and you
00:17:27.140 can find
00:17:27.500 all those
00:17:27.840 online
00:17:28.360 and just
00:17:29.800 thank everybody
00:17:30.300 for the
00:17:30.640 support
00:17:31.040 you know
00:17:31.940 and thank you
00:17:32.840 for supporting
00:17:33.340 this podcast
00:17:33.840 and being
00:17:34.240 patient
00:17:34.700 with this
00:17:35.100 podcast
00:17:35.520 and just
00:17:37.400 being a
00:17:37.740 part of
00:17:38.200 this group
00:17:38.980 yeah
00:17:41.880 I'll get
00:17:42.480 back into
00:17:42.900 a little
00:17:43.160 bit more
00:17:43.480 about
00:17:43.740 Easter
00:17:44.120 you know
00:17:45.160 I went
00:17:45.500 and spent
00:17:45.760 some time
00:17:46.060 with my
00:17:46.280 family
00:17:46.700 and
00:17:47.320 we really
00:17:48.500 enjoyed
00:17:48.820 ourselves
00:17:49.220 but I
00:17:49.820 also want
00:17:50.160 to get
00:17:50.340 into
00:17:50.560 the news
00:17:51.280 a little
00:17:51.640 bit
00:17:51.820 the news
00:17:52.540 right here
00:17:53.160 a man
00:17:55.860 a man
00:17:57.780 an adult
00:17:59.280 male
00:17:59.780 told his
00:18:01.120 employer
00:18:01.460 not to
00:18:01.960 celebrate
00:18:02.400 his birthday
00:18:02.980 and he
00:18:05.660 was awarded
00:18:06.120 $450,000
00:18:07.300 after he
00:18:08.180 received an
00:18:08.820 unwanted
00:18:09.440 party
00:18:10.140 and that's
00:18:11.840 where we
00:18:12.120 are folks
00:18:12.640 it says
00:18:12.980 a Kentucky
00:18:13.580 man
00:18:14.100 with
00:18:14.920 anxiety
00:18:15.700 disorder
00:18:16.480 asked his
00:18:18.040 employer
00:18:18.480 not to
00:18:19.040 celebrate
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00:18:20.060 because it
00:18:20.400 would trigger
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00:18:21.640 attack 1.00
00:18:22.080 damn 1.00
00:18:22.740 bro 1.00
00:18:23.160 dang
00:18:26.200 man
00:18:26.480 now he
00:18:26.880 could have
00:18:27.160 had a
00:18:27.440 rocky
00:18:27.760 birth
00:18:28.180 that's
00:18:28.460 the thing
00:18:28.720 you don't
00:18:29.220 know
00:18:29.540 and sometimes
00:18:31.580 you do
00:18:32.140 know
00:18:32.340 when you
00:18:32.620 shake
00:18:32.840 somebody's
00:18:33.260 hand
00:18:33.420 you look
00:18:33.800 in the
00:18:34.040 eye
00:18:34.260 you can
00:18:34.580 see all
00:18:35.060 the way
00:18:35.380 back to
00:18:35.800 the womb
00:18:36.260 baby
00:18:36.580 straight back
00:18:37.760 to that 0.67
00:18:38.080 mom hole
00:18:38.800 and you can
00:18:39.240 see that
00:18:39.580 they really
00:18:40.060 struggle on
00:18:40.820 the way
00:18:41.120 out
00:18:41.460 some babies
00:18:43.620 they come
00:18:44.000 out that 1.00
00:18:44.420 bitch 1.00
00:18:44.700 fat 1.00
00:18:45.040 they don't
00:18:47.460 want it
00:18:47.720 you know
00:18:48.020 it's been
00:18:48.800 a tough
00:18:49.240 time
00:18:49.640 it's been
00:18:49.880 a long
00:18:50.360 nine months
00:18:51.020 they did
00:18:51.540 they've
00:18:53.180 been in
00:18:53.480 there
00:18:53.640 shaw
00:18:54.080 shanked
00:18:54.580 out
00:18:54.800 baby
00:18:55.040 they couldn't
00:18:55.460 handle it
00:18:55.920 inside of
00:18:56.340 their mom
00:18:56.780 because sometimes
00:18:58.940 you don't
00:18:59.320 know what's
00:18:59.720 going on
00:19:00.100 in the womb
00:19:00.600 we see
00:19:03.180 the human
00:19:05.100 side
00:19:05.560 but the
00:19:06.960 back side
00:19:07.560 of the
00:19:07.780 womb
00:19:08.020 that's the
00:19:08.440 Lord's
00:19:09.000 lobby
00:19:12.060 dog
00:19:12.560 that's that
00:19:13.460 BTS
00:19:14.000 we don't
00:19:14.700 know what's
00:19:15.240 going on
00:19:15.760 in there
00:19:16.140 so that
00:19:17.760 baby could 0.81
00:19:18.260 have been
00:19:18.500 in there
00:19:18.860 could have
00:19:19.420 been caged
00:19:20.060 up
00:19:20.420 they could
00:19:21.840 have had
00:19:22.040 MS-13
00:19:22.940 back in
00:19:23.460 there
00:19:23.620 they could
00:19:23.940 have had
00:19:24.120 a couple
00:19:24.440 brothers
00:19:24.920 in there 0.99
00:19:25.340 shanking 0.97
00:19:25.800 out
00:19:26.140 doing dice
00:19:26.940 you don't
00:19:27.860 know what
00:19:28.300 it's been
00:19:28.660 like in
00:19:29.160 there
00:19:29.440 it could
00:19:30.060 have been
00:19:30.360 you know
00:19:30.820 some
00:19:31.600 vatos
00:19:32.180 running
00:19:32.600 a fake
00:19:33.060 church
00:19:33.500 you know
00:19:33.860 you don't
00:19:34.180 know what
00:19:34.620 the back
00:19:35.160 side
00:19:35.740 of the
00:19:36.740 womb
00:19:37.100 has been
00:19:37.480 like for
00:19:37.920 a baby
00:19:38.320 what the
00:19:39.500 Lord's
00:19:40.020 side
00:19:40.420 has been
00:19:40.840 because that
00:19:42.860 sonogram
00:19:43.400 that just
00:19:43.860 picks up
00:19:44.480 you know
00:19:46.200 that's just
00:19:47.220 it picks up
00:19:47.880 the earth
00:19:48.180 side 0.98
00:19:48.580 so damn 0.99
00:19:51.020 bro 0.99
00:19:51.320 you know
00:19:52.240 so some
00:19:52.700 babies
00:19:52.980 they come
00:19:53.320 right out 1.00
00:19:53.600 that bitch 1.00
00:19:53.960 and they 1.00
00:19:54.200 don't want
00:19:54.460 to be
00:19:54.680 in the
00:19:54.900 world
00:19:55.160 really
00:19:55.380 and sometimes
00:19:55.720 you see
00:19:56.120 a man
00:19:56.480 and so
00:19:56.720 when he
00:19:56.960 that birthday
00:19:58.200 just brings
00:19:58.940 all that
00:19:59.260 back
00:19:59.500 it triggers
00:19:59.960 it
00:20:00.240 you know
00:20:02.040 when some
00:20:02.380 people
00:20:02.640 these days
00:20:03.100 they got
00:20:03.400 a lot
00:20:03.640 of fire 1.00
00:20:04.120 bitches 1.00
00:20:04.480 out there 1.00
00:20:04.860 they can't
00:20:05.240 handle
00:20:05.420 seeing a
00:20:05.760 little bit
00:20:05.940 of fire
00:20:06.420 so you put
00:20:08.480 more than
00:20:08.760 four candles
00:20:09.460 on a sugar
00:20:10.300 treat 1.00
00:20:10.680 they fucking 1.00
00:20:11.260 they lose 1.00
00:20:13.340 their edge
00:20:13.960 you know
00:20:14.340 so maybe
00:20:16.100 that's what
00:20:16.440 happened
00:20:16.700 I don't
00:20:16.940 know
00:20:17.120 it says
00:20:17.540 anxiety
00:20:20.720 disorder
00:20:21.280 man
00:20:21.740 asked his
00:20:22.220 employer
00:20:22.520 not to
00:20:22.940 celebrate
00:20:23.360 his birthday
00:20:23.980 it would
00:20:24.440 trigger
00:20:24.680 panic
00:20:25.140 when the
00:20:26.360 company
00:20:26.860 when the
00:20:27.300 company
00:20:27.720 ignored
00:20:29.100 Kevin
00:20:29.800 Burling's 0.98
00:20:30.820 request
00:20:31.520 and at a
00:20:32.620 surprise
00:20:33.160 lunchtime
00:20:33.780 celebration
00:20:34.380 he got
00:20:34.720 upset
00:20:35.160 had a
00:20:36.060 panic
00:20:36.400 attack
00:20:36.780 and left
00:20:37.200 work
00:20:37.560 now this
00:20:40.520 is the
00:20:40.700 part
00:20:40.900 if you
00:20:41.120 panic
00:20:41.580 and that
00:20:41.940 much
00:20:42.240 I don't
00:20:42.700 know
00:20:42.860 if you
00:20:43.060 can
00:20:43.200 where
00:20:43.780 you
00:20:43.960 drive
00:20:44.460 off
00:20:44.720 or did
00:20:44.920 he walk
00:20:45.380 off
00:20:45.760 if he
00:20:47.220 walked
00:20:47.600 off
00:20:47.820 I believe
00:20:48.340 it
00:20:48.620 but if
00:20:50.580 you
00:20:50.680 really
00:20:51.000 panicked
00:20:51.480 out
00:20:51.660 you can't
00:20:52.120 operate 0.97
00:20:52.420 a damn 1.00
00:20:52.780 Dodge 1.00
00:20:53.180 Neon
00:20:53.640 or nothing
00:20:54.040 you know
00:20:54.260 you can't
00:20:55.240 if you
00:20:57.040 really shook
00:20:57.920 I don't
00:20:58.200 know
00:20:58.380 you know
00:20:58.780 it's hard
00:20:59.360 to really
00:20:59.820 I wouldn't
00:21:00.260 get into
00:21:00.600 a motor
00:21:00.980 vehicle
00:21:01.460 a day
00:21:03.260 after the
00:21:03.740 celebration
00:21:04.200 Burling
00:21:04.940 was called
00:21:06.780 into a
00:21:07.180 meeting
00:21:07.480 where he
00:21:08.060 was
00:21:08.300 confronted
00:21:09.180 and criticized
00:21:09.880 for his
00:21:10.420 reaction 1.00
00:21:10.900 damn 0.99
00:21:12.120 they probably 1.00
00:21:12.580 lit him
00:21:13.000 up
00:21:13.160 you can't
00:21:14.220 handle
00:21:14.440 his birthday
00:21:15.000 Kevin
00:21:15.540 uh
00:21:16.460 uh
00:21:17.340 Kevin
00:21:17.680 you can't
00:21:19.380 handle
00:21:19.540 a surprise
00:21:20.100 party
00:21:20.500 son
00:21:20.880 this
00:21:23.120 confrontation
00:21:23.560 triggered
00:21:24.120 another
00:21:24.900 panic
00:21:25.400 attack
00:21:25.840 the lawsuit
00:21:26.340 said
00:21:26.840 he was
00:21:27.360 fired
00:21:27.860 days
00:21:28.400 later 0.99
00:21:28.740 damn 1.00
00:21:29.200 bro 1.00
00:21:29.500 uh
00:21:31.940 Burling
00:21:32.360 sued
00:21:32.820 alleging
00:21:33.340 disability
00:21:34.140 discrimination
00:21:35.100 and retaliation
00:21:36.040 on March
00:21:36.360 31
00:21:36.720 a jury
00:21:37.060 awarded him
00:21:37.520 450
00:21:38.520 grand
00:21:39.280 he suffered
00:21:41.500 an adverse
00:21:42.020 employment
00:21:42.520 action
00:21:43.000 because of
00:21:43.400 his anxiety
00:21:43.860 disability 1.00
00:21:44.380 damn 1.00
00:21:44.760 that's 0.99
00:21:47.040 where we
00:21:47.340 are
00:21:47.560 people
00:21:47.880 people
00:21:48.360 can't
00:21:48.720 handle
00:21:48.900 a
00:21:49.060 surprise
00:21:49.540 party
00:21:50.020 people
00:21:52.080 can't
00:21:52.480 handle
00:21:52.720 a
00:21:52.880 surprise
00:21:53.680 and I
00:21:55.200 I
00:21:55.560 think
00:21:55.760 I
00:21:55.920 look
00:21:56.160 I
00:21:56.320 gotta
00:21:56.520 side
00:21:56.940 with
00:21:57.140 the
00:21:57.300 company
00:21:57.660 here
00:21:57.980 man
00:21:58.240 I
00:21:59.420 gotta
00:21:59.600 side
00:21:59.900 with
00:22:00.060 the
00:22:00.200 company
00:22:00.500 because
00:22:01.140 Mr.
00:22:02.020 Burling
00:22:02.420 if you
00:22:03.060 it's
00:22:03.920 your
00:22:04.120 birthday
00:22:04.520 man
00:22:04.960 you
00:22:05.440 were
00:22:05.580 the
00:22:05.680 one
00:22:05.860 that
00:22:06.000 was
00:22:06.160 born
00:22:06.540 bro
00:22:06.840 okay
00:22:08.100 so
00:22:09.900 these
00:22:11.100 people
00:22:11.400 are trying
00:22:11.840 to honor
00:22:12.400 that's
00:22:12.860 what they
00:22:13.160 do
00:22:13.440 at an
00:22:13.780 office
00:22:14.300 if
00:22:14.800 there's
00:22:15.040 a
00:22:15.220 kitchen
00:22:15.680 with
00:22:16.600 a
00:22:16.760 table
00:22:17.140 in
00:22:17.400 it
00:22:17.920 at
00:22:18.500 a
00:22:18.660 business
00:22:19.220 then
00:22:20.500 the
00:22:20.960 only
00:22:21.340 thing
00:22:21.600 people
00:22:21.900 do
00:22:22.200 in
00:22:22.360 there
00:22:22.680 is
00:22:23.260 use
00:22:23.580 the
00:22:23.740 microwave
00:22:24.200 or
00:22:25.820 do
00:22:26.180 surprise
00:22:26.880 cakes
00:22:27.340 for
00:22:27.740 other
00:22:28.060 people
00:22:28.400 in
00:22:28.580 the
00:22:28.740 office
00:22:29.160 man
00:22:29.520 you
00:22:30.320 gotta
00:22:30.660 know
00:22:30.940 that 1.00
00:22:31.200 shit 1.00
00:22:31.500 if 1.00
00:22:32.880 you
00:22:33.060 even
00:22:33.320 go
00:22:33.580 there
00:22:33.800 to
00:22:33.980 work
00:22:34.440 you
00:22:35.200 gotta
00:22:35.620 know
00:22:35.980 that
00:22:36.180 people
00:22:36.500 wanna
00:22:36.780 they
00:22:37.120 wanna
00:22:37.400 and
00:22:38.840 it's
00:22:39.000 not
00:22:39.180 even
00:22:39.360 about
00:22:39.680 you
00:22:39.860 it's
00:22:40.080 about
00:22:40.320 the
00:22:40.480 other
00:22:40.680 people
00:22:40.960 at
00:22:41.140 work
00:22:41.420 they
00:22:42.120 want
00:22:42.360 a
00:22:42.500 12
00:22:42.800 minute
00:22:44.300 to
00:22:44.420 have
00:22:44.620 some
00:22:44.840 bad
00:22:45.200 cake
00:22:45.500 from
00:22:45.700 Albertsons
00:22:46.320 okay
00:22:47.180 they
00:22:48.060 wanna
00:22:48.380 have
00:22:48.620 an
00:22:48.780 extra
00:22:49.020 11
00:22:49.480 or
00:22:49.640 8
00:22:49.860 minutes
00:22:50.320 during
00:22:51.020 one
00:22:51.400 day
00:22:51.640 of
00:22:51.780 the
00:22:51.900 week
00:22:52.240 to
00:22:53.180 surprise
00:22:53.600 they
00:22:53.740 probably
00:22:54.020 don't
00:22:54.160 even
00:22:54.300 know
00:22:54.580 your
00:22:54.760 name
00:22:55.240 Mr.
00:22:55.560 Burling
00:22:55.920 so
00:22:57.640 it's
00:22:57.840 really
00:22:58.100 a
00:22:58.300 chance
00:22:58.560 for
00:22:58.700 you
00:22:58.820 to
00:22:58.960 kind
00:22:59.140 of
00:22:59.240 show
00:22:59.540 out
00:22:59.880 so
00:23:01.140 when
00:23:01.340 you
00:23:01.480 I
00:23:01.640 think
00:23:01.780 when
00:23:01.920 you
00:23:02.040 go
00:23:02.240 into
00:23:02.380 a
00:23:02.580 group
00:23:02.800 setting
00:23:03.280 and
00:23:03.600 you
00:23:03.740 say
00:23:03.960 look
00:23:04.220 I
00:23:04.360 don't
00:23:04.480 want
00:23:04.680 to
00:23:04.800 do
00:23:04.980 the
00:23:05.180 thing
00:23:05.540 that
00:23:05.820 y'all
00:23:14.300 it's
00:23:14.920 your
00:23:15.100 birthday
00:23:15.440 you
00:23:15.760 were
00:23:16.000 born
00:23:16.500 bruh
00:23:16.960 I
00:23:19.220 think
00:23:19.500 you
00:23:19.660 gotta
00:23:19.840 come
00:23:20.120 to
00:23:20.260 term
00:23:20.440 I
00:23:20.580 think
00:23:20.740 you
00:23:20.840 gotta
00:23:21.000 talk
00:23:21.280 to
00:23:21.400 your
00:23:21.560 mother
00:23:21.860 about
00:23:22.240 it
00:23:22.480 or
00:23:22.780 you
00:23:22.880 gotta
00:23:23.060 talk
00:23:23.320 to
00:23:23.460 somebody
00:23:23.920 about
00:23:24.320 it
00:23:24.780 because
00:23:25.760 if
00:23:25.920 they
00:23:26.080 candle
00:23:26.480 you
00:23:26.740 up
00:23:26.980 and
00:23:27.100 get
00:23:27.240 that
00:23:27.460 sugar
00:23:27.840 that's
00:23:29.160 all
00:23:30.300 it
00:23:30.500 is
00:23:30.800 man
00:23:31.120 can
00:23:31.660 you
00:23:31.880 even
00:23:33.320 imagine
00:23:33.820 where
00:23:34.080 Kevin's
00:23:34.480 like
00:23:34.620 don't
00:23:34.920 throw
00:23:35.100 me
00:23:35.280 a
00:23:35.440 party
00:23:35.580 look
00:23:35.860 guys
00:23:36.340 don't
00:23:37.120 throw
00:23:37.340 me
00:23:37.560 a
00:23:37.760 party
00:23:38.200 okay
00:23:39.080 I
00:23:40.440 mean
00:23:40.800 it
00:23:40.960 guys
00:23:41.320 if
00:23:44.300 secretly
00:23:44.560 comes
00:23:45.100 around
00:23:45.480 the
00:23:45.720 corner
00:23:46.200 with
00:23:47.200 the
00:23:47.400 cake
00:23:47.760 for
00:23:48.120 any
00:23:48.700 reason
00:23:49.680 I'm
00:23:51.540 out
00:23:51.820 of
00:23:52.040 here
00:23:52.420 like
00:23:54.420 what
00:23:54.800 happened
00:23:55.260 to him
00:23:55.700 that he
00:23:56.140 can't
00:23:56.620 handle
00:23:57.000 like
00:23:57.540 what
00:23:57.780 kind
00:23:58.060 of
00:23:58.180 trauma
00:23:58.540 happened
00:23:59.020 to him
00:23:59.460 I
00:24:00.140 just
00:24:00.380 I
00:24:00.580 don't
00:24:00.860 understand
00:24:01.500 how
00:24:02.620 you
00:24:02.840 can't
00:24:03.300 handle
00:24:03.660 a
00:24:03.860 dessert
00:24:04.320 and
00:24:06.080 ta-da 0.62
00:24:06.720 at the
00:24:07.480 same
00:24:07.720 time
00:24:07.920 I
00:24:08.060 just
00:24:08.260 don't
00:24:08.840 I
00:24:09.400 don't
00:24:09.520 get
00:24:09.700 it
00:24:09.900 I
00:24:10.600 don't
00:24:10.740 get
00:24:10.920 it
00:24:10.980 but
00:24:11.080 that's
00:24:11.300 where
00:24:11.420 we
00:24:11.600 are
00:24:11.960 but
00:24:13.160 that's
00:24:13.460 where
00:24:13.620 we
00:24:13.840 are
00:24:14.220 and
00:24:15.500 a
00:24:15.660 day
00:24:15.900 after
00:24:16.180 the
00:24:16.400 celebration
00:24:17.040 burling
00:24:18.540 was
00:24:18.780 called
00:24:19.180 into
00:24:19.380 a
00:24:19.580 meeting
00:24:19.800 where
00:24:19.960 he
00:24:20.060 was
00:24:20.220 confronted
00:24:20.780 and
00:24:21.040 criticized
00:24:21.900 hey
00:24:22.780 bro
00:24:23.220 we
00:24:24.520 was
00:24:24.740 trying
00:24:24.980 to
00:24:25.140 surprise
00:24:25.880 you
00:24:26.220 and
00:24:28.060 he
00:24:28.220 couldn't
00:24:28.540 take
00:24:28.820 it
00:24:28.960 man
00:24:29.200 and
00:24:29.320 he
00:24:29.420 triggered
00:24:29.700 another
00:24:30.140 panic
00:24:30.740 attack
00:24:31.320 that's
00:24:34.160 the
00:24:34.300 fun
00:24:34.420 it's
00:24:34.660 like
00:24:34.860 is
00:24:35.060 it
00:24:35.180 just
00:24:35.380 panic
00:24:35.760 attack
00:24:36.060 are
00:24:36.220 you
00:24:36.400 just
00:24:36.660 upset
00:24:37.320 maybe
00:24:37.720 that's
00:24:38.240 another
00:24:38.540 thing
00:24:38.960 we've
00:24:39.760 gotten
00:24:39.980 into
00:24:40.180 a
00:24:40.340 place
00:24:40.640 where
00:24:40.920 even
00:24:41.120 if
00:24:41.280 you
00:24:41.360 just
00:24:41.540 a
00:24:41.740 little
00:24:41.900 upset
00:24:42.480 people
00:24:43.240 call it
00:24:43.600 a
00:24:43.720 panic
00:24:44.020 attack
00:24:44.480 so 1.00
00:24:45.100 damn 0.99
00:24:45.740 but 1.00
00:24:46.440 he
00:24:46.520 got
00:24:46.660 that
00:24:46.840 450
00:24:47.340 grand
00:24:47.840 watch
00:24:49.680 him
00:24:49.820 throw
00:24:50.020 himself
00:24:50.300 a
00:24:50.520 huge
00:24:51.000 birthday
00:24:51.380 party
00:24:51.740 now
00:24:52.100 too
00:24:52.440 watch
00:24:53.540 Kevin
00:24:53.900 Burling
00:24:54.340 go
00:24:54.580 hard
00:24:55.140 bro
00:24:55.500 dang
00:24:57.880 he
00:24:58.120 suffered
00:24:58.440 adverse
00:24:58.980 employment
00:24:59.560 action
00:25:00.260 you can
00:25:00.760 sue
00:25:00.920 for
00:25:01.100 anything
00:25:01.340 now
00:25:01.720 imagine
00:25:03.440 suing
00:25:04.040 because
00:25:04.200 people
00:25:04.540 wanted
00:25:04.820 to
00:25:04.980 show
00:25:05.220 you
00:25:05.400 love
00:25:05.760 on
00:25:05.880 your
00:25:06.020 birthday
00:25:06.440 maybe
00:25:08.720 he
00:25:09.000 hated
00:25:09.500 those
00:25:09.860 people
00:25:10.380 maybe
00:25:12.200 he
00:25:12.500 hated
00:25:13.040 working
00:25:13.440 there
00:25:13.820 I
00:25:15.040 bet
00:25:15.220 that's
00:25:15.420 what
00:25:15.520 it
00:25:15.640 was
00:25:15.940 because
00:25:17.180 if
00:25:17.340 you
00:25:17.500 hate
00:25:17.820 working
00:25:18.160 somewhere
00:25:18.620 then
00:25:20.260 when
00:25:20.500 those
00:25:20.720 people
00:25:21.000 are
00:25:21.160 trying
00:25:22.260 to
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00:25:22.580 a
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00:25:23.060 of
00:25:23.160 a
00:25:23.300 12
00:25:23.580 minute
00:25:23.800 break
00:25:24.140 because
00:25:24.440 of
00:25:24.620 your
00:25:24.900 life
00:25:25.380 because
00:25:26.340 you
00:25:26.640 were
00:25:26.840 born
00:25:27.280 you
00:25:29.100 gonna
00:25:29.240 say
00:25:29.500 no
00:25:29.740 nah
00:25:29.980 we
00:25:30.780 shutting
00:25:31.080 it
00:25:31.220 down
00:25:31.400 I
00:25:31.520 bet
00:25:31.620 that's
00:25:31.800 what
00:25:31.880 happened 0.99
00:25:32.160 damn 1.00
00:25:33.120 boy 1.00
00:25:33.480 but
00:25:35.460 everybody
00:25:35.720 knows
00:25:35.980 his
00:25:36.140 name
00:25:36.360 now
00:25:36.560 Kevin
00:25:36.840 Burling
00:25:37.200 he's
00:25:37.300 got
00:25:37.420 450k
00:25:38.260 on
00:25:38.500 him
00:25:38.640 so
00:25:39.060 somebody
00:25:40.460 gonna
00:25:40.600 surprise
00:25:41.160 that
00:25:41.360 dude
00:25:41.540 with
00:25:41.660 a
00:25:41.780 weapon
00:25:42.060 or
00:25:42.220 something
00:25:42.420 I
00:25:42.540 mean
00:25:42.620 that's
00:25:43.320 a lot
00:25:43.540 of
00:25:43.640 money
00:25:43.900 what
00:25:45.400 else
00:25:45.540 we
00:25:45.660 got
00:25:45.780 in
00:25:45.860 the
00:25:45.920 news
00:25:46.080 Michigan
00:25:46.480 kindergartner
00:25:47.520 Michigan
00:25:49.040 kindergartner
00:25:49.840 brings
00:25:50.140 Jose
00:25:50.580 Cuervo
00:25:51.160 margaritas
00:25:51.740 to
00:25:51.900 snack
00:25:52.180 time
00:25:52.560 made
00:25:52.820 students
00:25:53.220 woozy
00:25:53.700 that's
00:25:56.300 Michigan
00:25:56.800 bro
00:25:57.160 have
00:25:58.420 you
00:25:58.560 been
00:25:58.900 to
00:25:59.100 Michigan
00:25:59.560 that's
00:26:02.000 Michigan
00:26:02.440 dude
00:26:02.940 that's
00:26:05.920 mixed
00:26:06.260 that's
00:26:06.760 Mexican
00:26:07.260 Michigan
00:26:07.740 really
00:26:08.180 that's
00:26:08.560 all
00:26:08.720 they
00:26:08.900 doing
00:26:09.240 a
00:26:10.420 kindergarten
00:26:10.760 class
00:26:11.160 accidentally
00:26:11.620 consumed
00:26:12.120 tequila
00:26:12.540 during
00:26:12.800 snack
00:26:13.180 time
00:26:13.560 one
00:26:14.860 of
00:26:14.960 the
00:26:15.040 kids
00:26:15.240 bought
00:26:15.480 a
00:26:15.600 bottle
00:26:15.800 of
00:26:16.000 ready
00:26:16.200 to
00:26:16.360 drink
00:26:16.640 Jose
00:26:16.980 Cuervo
00:26:17.400 margaritas
00:26:17.960 to
00:26:18.140 Grand
00:26:18.560 River
00:26:18.880 Academy
00:26:19.600 so
00:26:21.640 you
00:26:21.860 know
00:26:22.020 if
00:26:22.160 Academy
00:26:22.680 is
00:26:22.940 in
00:26:23.060 it
00:26:23.180 it's
00:26:23.360 rich
00:26:23.620 children
00:26:24.080 in
00:26:25.140 her
00:26:25.320 backpack
00:26:25.880 she
00:26:26.280 brought
00:26:26.580 it
00:26:26.720 rich
00:26:27.240 several
00:26:29.560 students
00:26:30.100 drank
00:26:30.480 it
00:26:30.660 bruh
00:26:30.900 thoughts
00:26:31.400 probably
00:26:31.840 one
00:26:33.300 kindergartner
00:26:33.940 felt
00:26:34.260 woozy
00:26:34.800 and a
00:26:35.180 little
00:26:35.420 dizzy
00:26:35.980 some
00:26:38.840 little
00:26:39.080 lightweight
00:26:39.660 after
00:26:40.500 having
00:26:40.780 four or
00:26:41.240 five
00:26:41.480 sips
00:26:41.920 from
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00:26:43.160 cup
00:26:43.420 this
00:26:43.700 sounds
00:26:44.120 like
00:26:44.440 a
00:26:44.760 Morgan
00:26:46.220 Wallen
00:26:46.760 concert
00:26:47.200 what was
00:26:48.100 going on
00:26:48.540 here
00:26:48.820 what else
00:26:53.220 that's
00:26:54.000 the news
00:26:54.460 okay
00:26:57.080 we got
00:26:57.560 I want
00:26:58.240 to tell
00:26:58.500 you
00:26:58.640 this
00:26:59.080 that
00:26:59.300 right
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00:30:13.820 yeah
00:30:15.880 Easter came
00:30:17.320 through
00:30:17.640 you know
00:30:18.120 and
00:30:18.340 and Jesus
00:30:20.560 came back
00:30:21.260 you know
00:30:22.760 he's that
00:30:23.220 real
00:30:23.720 I mean
00:30:25.400 he's the
00:30:25.720 hide and
00:30:26.100 go seek
00:30:26.520 champ
00:30:26.940 really
00:30:27.620 when you
00:30:29.000 think about
00:30:29.520 it
00:30:30.100 and I
00:30:33.240 really like
00:30:33.920 Easter
00:30:34.380 you know
00:30:36.340 I like
00:30:36.780 the tradition
00:30:37.580 I like
00:30:37.960 you go
00:30:38.340 and you
00:30:38.600 see
00:30:38.800 you get
00:30:39.160 you a 0.57
00:30:39.360 little
00:30:39.480 cut of
00:30:39.820 ham
00:30:40.120 on the
00:30:40.400 plate
00:30:40.720 and get
00:30:42.040 you a 0.57
00:30:42.260 ham 0.52
00:30:42.500 medallion
00:30:43.140 or whatever
00:30:43.520 they got
00:30:43.960 over there
00:30:44.460 you'll cut
00:30:45.900 some people
00:30:46.300 do it
00:30:46.660 different
00:30:46.980 some people
00:30:48.340 cut the
00:30:48.740 ham in
00:30:49.080 an Easter
00:30:49.380 shape
00:30:49.800 or something
00:30:50.240 you might
00:30:50.800 get a
00:30:51.060 little
00:30:51.280 rabbit ear
00:30:52.380 of ham
00:30:53.880 or you might
00:30:54.240 get you a
00:30:54.620 little
00:30:54.780 you know
00:30:57.060 somebody will
00:30:57.960 cut
00:30:58.180 a piece
00:31:00.220 of ham
00:31:00.580 even in
00:31:01.080 like a
00:31:01.380 little
00:31:01.560 chickadee
00:31:02.320 you're like 1.00
00:31:03.200 damn 0.99
00:31:03.480 this is 1.00
00:31:03.720 chicken
00:31:04.000 and ham
00:31:04.580 you know
00:31:06.200 but it's
00:31:06.520 really just
00:31:07.160 ham
00:31:07.520 and I
00:31:09.980 like a lot
00:31:10.440 of the
00:31:10.620 traditions
00:31:11.120 that come
00:31:11.600 along
00:31:11.960 you know
00:31:12.200 I like
00:31:12.540 Easter
00:31:12.880 I like
00:31:13.200 seeing the
00:31:13.680 different
00:31:13.960 colors
00:31:14.500 and you
00:31:14.820 drive by
00:31:15.300 a church
00:31:15.800 and there's
00:31:16.080 some kids
00:31:16.640 out there
00:31:17.420 and you know
00:31:18.760 a couple
00:31:19.020 of kids
00:31:19.420 sometimes
00:31:19.720 they're
00:31:20.140 brothers
00:31:20.560 they're
00:31:20.820 fighting
00:31:21.160 one
00:31:21.340 punch 0.96
00:31:21.880 and the
00:31:22.160 other
00:31:22.380 one
00:31:22.660 but still
00:31:23.680 they look
00:31:24.100 nice
00:31:24.580 you know
00:31:26.440 the girls 0.99
00:31:26.900 have their
00:31:27.220 little dresses
00:31:28.080 on
00:31:28.620 and they're
00:31:29.100 you know
00:31:29.980 the mom
00:31:30.480 is talking
00:31:31.000 to somebody
00:31:31.540 and saying
00:31:32.020 bye
00:31:32.400 we had a
00:31:32.840 nice time
00:31:33.440 and the girls
00:31:33.960 are sitting
00:31:34.340 there just
00:31:34.680 hanging on
00:31:35.180 or dressed
00:31:35.720 they're all
00:31:36.100 ready to
00:31:36.420 go back
00:31:36.860 to the
00:31:37.220 house
00:31:37.640 you know
00:31:39.380 I just
00:31:39.740 like driving
00:31:40.560 but I like
00:31:41.240 just seeing
00:31:41.800 things like
00:31:42.320 that I like
00:31:42.760 going to a
00:31:43.360 service and
00:31:43.980 people are
00:31:44.400 singing and
00:31:45.340 but I like
00:31:46.520 the tradition
00:31:47.060 of it man
00:31:47.720 and I like
00:31:49.720 the fact
00:31:50.100 that Jesus
00:31:50.600 comes back
00:31:51.300 I like
00:31:51.680 the fact
00:31:52.180 that he
00:31:52.660 somebody
00:31:53.080 shows back
00:31:54.020 up to
00:31:54.440 check on
00:31:55.040 you
00:31:55.280 yeah
00:31:56.280 Jesus
00:31:56.740 is like
00:31:57.740 that bookmark
00:31:58.780 in time
00:32:00.140 you know
00:32:02.280 he's that
00:32:02.680 recur
00:32:03.180 he's that
00:32:03.980 that
00:32:06.400 you know
00:32:07.780 he shows
00:32:08.380 back up
00:32:09.140 he's
00:32:09.720 hey
00:32:10.400 I haven't
00:32:10.840 forgot about
00:32:11.300 you
00:32:11.480 hey
00:32:13.080 haven't
00:32:13.660 forgot about
00:32:14.100 you
00:32:14.260 you know
00:32:15.660 I like
00:32:16.060 that
00:32:16.420 I like
00:32:18.760 that man
00:32:19.440 because
00:32:22.360 time
00:32:23.100 is just
00:32:23.800 time
00:32:26.320 has no
00:32:27.240 feeling
00:32:30.140 you know
00:32:33.260 time
00:32:33.660 I mean
00:32:33.960 time
00:32:34.380 is
00:32:34.560 sometimes
00:32:34.940 so
00:32:35.260 painful
00:32:36.360 because
00:32:38.760 it doesn't
00:32:39.620 time
00:32:39.940 don't
00:32:40.140 stop
00:32:40.420 for
00:32:40.620 nothing
00:32:41.180 time
00:32:44.080 don't
00:32:44.380 stop
00:32:44.780 for
00:32:45.340 nothing
00:32:46.120 not a
00:32:47.940 birth
00:32:48.380 not a
00:32:48.760 death
00:32:49.280 not a
00:32:50.420 surprise
00:32:52.740 part
00:32:53.420 not a
00:32:54.340 car crash
00:32:55.660 not a
00:32:56.040 fire
00:32:56.620 not a
00:32:57.300 time
00:32:59.400 don't
00:32:59.740 stop
00:33:00.120 for
00:33:00.460 nothing
00:33:01.540 you know
00:33:04.920 how cold
00:33:05.580 you gotta
00:33:06.000 be
00:33:06.480 to not
00:33:08.380 stop
00:33:08.760 for
00:33:08.980 nothing
00:33:09.780 you gotta
00:33:13.360 be as
00:33:13.920 cold
00:33:15.000 as
00:33:15.520 can be
00:33:16.460 you gotta
00:33:18.860 have the
00:33:19.260 north pole
00:33:20.020 in your 0.86
00:33:20.420 nuts
00:33:21.100 you gotta
00:33:22.740 have a 1.00
00:33:23.340 damn 1.00
00:33:23.640 polar bear 1.00
00:33:24.660 living in
00:33:27.120 your
00:33:27.360 heart
00:33:27.760 and
00:33:30.620 that's
00:33:30.940 time
00:33:31.340 man
00:33:31.700 time
00:33:34.220 just
00:33:34.720 keeps
00:33:35.540 going
00:33:36.400 and so
00:33:39.160 I
00:33:39.380 that's
00:33:39.920 why I
00:33:40.160 like
00:33:40.320 traditions
00:33:40.920 I like
00:33:41.380 things
00:33:41.720 that are
00:33:42.020 like
00:33:42.400 little
00:33:43.060 things
00:33:43.780 that
00:33:43.960 give
00:33:44.360 you
00:33:44.820 just
00:33:48.600 little
00:33:48.940 bookmarks
00:33:49.960 and I
00:33:53.440 like that
00:33:53.800 Jesus
00:33:54.200 pops
00:33:54.600 back
00:33:54.960 and he
00:33:55.200 says
00:33:55.320 hey
00:33:55.540 I'm
00:33:55.700 gonna
00:33:55.800 you know
00:33:56.160 I'm
00:33:56.580 gonna
00:33:56.680 be
00:33:56.820 I'll
00:33:57.020 be
00:33:57.120 back
00:33:57.500 you know
00:33:58.060 I'll
00:33:59.620 you know
00:33:59.980 I'm
00:34:00.440 still
00:34:00.740 here
00:34:01.280 I like
00:34:04.780 that
00:34:05.160 he's
00:34:06.920 like
00:34:07.100 the
00:34:07.280 Terminator
00:34:07.980 you know
00:34:09.500 he's
00:34:09.740 like this
00:34:10.100 one
00:34:10.380 thing
00:34:10.620 that
00:34:10.800 says
00:34:11.040 hey
00:34:11.240 time
00:34:11.660 I'm
00:34:11.980 gonna
00:34:12.180 he's
00:34:13.920 almost
00:34:14.140 like this
00:34:14.580 little
00:34:14.760 bit of
00:34:15.000 like a
00:34:15.280 trump
00:34:15.580 card
00:34:15.900 for
00:34:16.100 time
00:34:16.500 he's
00:34:18.640 like
00:34:18.780 all
00:34:18.960 right
00:34:19.120 time
00:34:19.420 I
00:34:19.580 see
00:34:19.900 you
00:34:20.140 but
00:34:20.500 just
00:34:22.060 know
00:34:22.380 that
00:34:22.560 I
00:34:22.720 got
00:34:22.920 my own
00:34:23.280 superpowers
00:34:24.040 and I
00:34:24.340 can
00:34:24.480 you
00:34:24.860 know
00:34:25.020 I
00:34:26.840 can
00:34:27.020 come
00:34:27.260 back
00:34:27.460 and
00:34:27.640 change
00:34:27.920 the
00:34:28.080 game
00:34:28.440 so
00:34:31.340 that's
00:34:31.580 one
00:34:31.760 thing
00:34:31.920 that I
00:34:32.140 find
00:34:32.380 real
00:34:32.620 inspiring
00:34:33.260 about
00:34:33.620 the
00:34:33.980 Easter
00:34:35.280 story
00:34:35.680 is that
00:34:36.020 there's
00:34:36.360 some
00:34:36.900 it
00:34:39.140 provides
00:34:40.100 some
00:34:40.400 comfort
00:34:41.000 because
00:34:42.800 time
00:34:43.540 is
00:34:43.780 not
00:34:44.360 time
00:34:48.060 is
00:34:48.260 I
00:34:48.640 mean
00:34:49.580 time
00:34:49.920 don't even
00:34:50.280 stop
00:34:50.600 to tie
00:34:51.020 his shoe
00:34:51.440 it
00:34:51.600 don't even
00:34:51.960 know
00:34:52.140 if
00:34:52.280 it
00:34:52.380 has
00:34:52.520 shoes
00:34:52.960 on
00:34:53.260 it
00:34:55.040 don't
00:34:55.280 know
00:34:55.440 if
00:34:55.600 it's
00:34:55.760 in
00:34:55.940 sandals
00:34:56.480 or
00:34:56.680 boots
00:34:57.100 or if
00:34:57.620 it
00:34:57.760 even
00:34:58.020 has
00:34:58.340 legs
00:34:59.020 time
00:35:00.280 don't
00:35:00.480 even
00:35:00.640 stop
00:35:01.000 to look
00:35:01.380 down
00:35:01.700 to see
00:35:02.120 what
00:35:02.360 it's
00:35:02.540 rolling
00:35:03.000 on
00:35:03.460 if
00:35:04.800 it's
00:35:05.060 on 0.99
00:35:05.260 damn 1.00
00:35:05.580 wooden 1.00
00:35:06.020 wheels
00:35:06.600 or
00:35:06.960 24s
00:35:08.880 or
00:35:09.180 ankles
00:35:11.600 it
00:35:11.920 doesn't
00:35:12.800 it
00:35:13.760 just
00:35:14.020 keeps
00:35:14.300 going
00:35:14.680 you
00:35:17.780 know
00:35:18.000 it's
00:35:18.300 just
00:35:18.520 like
00:35:18.760 a
00:35:18.940 thoughtless
00:35:23.600 wind
00:35:24.620 but
00:35:26.500 we
00:35:26.680 need
00:35:27.000 it
00:35:27.260 and
00:35:28.820 that's
00:35:29.040 why
00:35:29.180 I
00:35:29.260 like
00:35:29.420 the
00:35:29.560 Easter
00:35:29.720 story
00:35:30.000 that's
00:35:30.220 why
00:35:30.360 I
00:35:30.460 like
00:35:30.720 Jesus
00:35:32.100 Cristo
00:35:32.560 popping
00:35:32.980 back
00:35:33.260 through
00:35:33.440 and
00:35:33.580 saying
00:35:33.800 hey
00:35:34.100 just
00:35:35.840 letting
00:35:36.120 y'all
00:35:36.320 know
00:35:36.560 when I
00:35:36.860 when I'm
00:35:37.220 ready to
00:35:37.500 come
00:35:37.640 back
00:35:37.820 and
00:35:37.940 do
00:35:38.040 my
00:35:38.240 magic
00:35:38.660 I'm
00:35:38.900 gonna
00:35:38.980 come
00:35:39.120 back
00:35:39.320 and
00:35:39.460 do
00:35:39.540 my
00:35:39.740 magic
00:35:40.180 you
00:35:40.420 know
00:35:40.600 it's
00:35:41.200 nice
00:35:41.420 that
00:35:41.560 somebody
00:35:41.800 pops
00:35:42.200 in
00:35:42.560 it's
00:35:43.500 like
00:35:43.620 when
00:35:43.740 you're
00:35:43.860 playing
00:35:44.160 and
00:35:44.280 you're
00:35:44.380 a
00:35:44.680 somebody
00:35:44.900 sticks
00:35:45.180 their 1.00
00:35:45.300 head
00:35:45.460 in
00:35:45.580 the
00:35:45.700 door
00:35:45.900 and
00:35:46.000 it's
00:35:46.020 like
00:35:46.200 hey
00:35:46.780 letting
00:35:48.820 y'all
00:35:49.020 know
00:35:49.200 I'm
00:35:49.440 here
00:35:49.720 so
00:35:50.640 I
00:35:50.800 like
00:35:51.040 that
00:35:51.320 you
00:35:51.500 know
00:35:51.720 I
00:35:51.960 like
00:35:52.160 that
00:35:52.340 every
00:35:52.580 year
00:35:52.900 somebody
00:35:53.240 rolls
00:35:53.680 back
00:35:53.960 through
00:35:54.160 and
00:35:54.280 says
00:35:54.480 hey
00:35:54.660 time
00:35:55.040 I
00:35:55.700 see
00:35:56.080 you
00:35:56.320 doing
00:35:56.620 your
00:35:56.820 thing
00:35:57.260 but
00:35:58.260 just
00:35:58.500 letting
00:35:58.800 you
00:35:58.960 know
00:35:59.260 I
00:36:00.540 can
00:36:00.700 do
00:36:00.840 mine
00:36:01.140 as
00:36:01.360 well
00:36:01.680 and
00:36:02.580 that's
00:36:02.780 a
00:36:02.900 beautiful
00:36:03.140 story
00:36:03.560 there
00:36:03.900 and
00:36:06.540 our
00:36:06.700 families
00:36:07.200 I
00:36:07.480 don't
00:36:07.580 know
00:36:07.720 what
00:36:07.960 religion
00:36:09.160 we
00:36:09.560 were
00:36:09.900 growing
00:36:10.300 up
00:36:10.620 I
00:36:10.780 don't
00:36:10.920 know
00:36:11.220 we
00:36:11.760 I
00:36:13.860 don't
00:36:14.020 know
00:36:14.260 I
00:36:14.500 mean
00:36:14.600 we
00:36:14.740 live
00:36:14.920 close
00:36:15.240 to
00:36:15.400 a
00:36:15.580 church
00:36:15.860 we
00:36:16.020 were
00:36:16.100 sixth
00:36:16.460 baptist
00:36:16.960 or
00:36:17.080 something
00:36:17.320 I
00:36:17.460 think
00:36:17.700 or
00:36:17.840 seventh
00:36:18.220 baptist
00:36:18.800 I
00:36:19.200 don't
00:36:19.400 we
00:36:20.060 live
00:36:20.340 right
00:36:20.580 by
00:36:20.800 a
00:36:21.000 church
00:36:21.440 and
00:36:23.000 somebody
00:36:23.540 definitely
00:36:24.200 I'm not
00:36:24.740 saying
00:36:24.980 got
00:36:25.240 molested
00:36:25.820 but
00:36:26.260 somebody
00:36:29.560 you know
00:36:30.120 somebody
00:36:31.040 in our
00:36:31.440 family
00:36:31.700 probably
00:36:31.980 got
00:36:32.160 molested
00:36:32.580 so
00:36:35.320 we're
00:36:35.580 whatever
00:36:35.860 religion
00:36:36.260 that is
00:36:36.760 baby
00:36:37.000 you know
00:36:37.240 what I'm
00:36:37.460 saying
00:36:37.720 and
00:36:38.540 and yeah
00:36:40.360 I like
00:36:40.620 traditions
00:36:41.160 I like
00:36:42.280 traditions
00:36:42.700 because
00:36:42.980 the more
00:36:43.400 we lose
00:36:43.820 traditions
00:36:44.540 the more
00:36:45.860 we lose
00:36:46.780 contact
00:36:48.980 with
00:36:49.940 our
00:36:52.200 forefathers
00:36:52.900 and stuff
00:36:53.440 it really
00:36:55.400 is
00:36:55.760 you know
00:36:56.060 and I
00:36:56.300 know
00:36:56.420 some
00:36:56.600 people
00:36:56.740 are like
00:36:56.940 well
00:36:57.040 a lot
00:36:57.400 of
00:36:57.500 traditions
00:36:57.940 are just
00:36:58.300 business
00:36:58.860 right
00:37:00.060 but
00:37:00.480 it's
00:37:00.840 not
00:37:01.080 about
00:37:01.420 that
00:37:01.840 really
00:37:02.120 it's
00:37:02.380 about
00:37:02.700 the
00:37:02.920 fact
00:37:03.200 that
00:37:03.400 you
00:37:03.620 celebrate
00:37:04.320 something
00:37:04.880 that
00:37:05.440 someone
00:37:06.500 else
00:37:06.840 celebrated
00:37:07.440 that
00:37:09.300 you
00:37:09.840 you try
00:37:11.820 and tell
00:37:12.400 like this
00:37:12.880 relentless
00:37:13.420 thing
00:37:14.000 this
00:37:14.360 time
00:37:15.940 that doesn't
00:37:16.380 even
00:37:16.580 give
00:37:16.880 you know
00:37:18.900 time
00:37:19.280 doesn't
00:37:19.560 even
00:37:19.740 give
00:37:20.100 it gives
00:37:20.540 you life
00:37:21.080 but your
00:37:21.400 life
00:37:21.640 it's so
00:37:22.180 it's so
00:37:24.500 hard to
00:37:25.240 really make
00:37:25.660 an imprint
00:37:26.120 in time
00:37:26.780 it's almost
00:37:27.740 impossible
00:37:28.540 but for
00:37:32.380 me
00:37:32.580 I feel
00:37:32.980 like
00:37:33.140 small
00:37:33.500 things
00:37:33.800 like
00:37:33.980 traditions
00:37:34.580 and
00:37:34.980 celebrating
00:37:35.540 certain
00:37:35.920 things
00:37:36.220 every
00:37:36.460 year
00:37:36.820 it's
00:37:37.680 a little
00:37:38.020 bit
00:37:38.300 like
00:37:38.540 saying
00:37:38.940 I'm
00:37:40.660 going to
00:37:40.840 try to
00:37:41.300 put my
00:37:41.620 stake
00:37:41.880 in the
00:37:42.140 ground
00:37:42.460 here
00:37:42.800 yeah
00:37:43.700 I don't
00:37:43.920 remember
00:37:44.140 what
00:37:44.400 religion
00:37:44.820 we
00:37:45.040 were
00:37:45.340 man
00:37:45.760 growing
00:37:48.040 or what
00:37:48.660 denomination
00:37:50.720 but
00:37:54.980 I
00:37:55.860 remember
00:37:56.300 one
00:37:56.680 Christmas
00:37:57.060 somebody
00:37:57.740 had
00:37:59.180 driven
00:37:59.520 through
00:37:59.760 a
00:37:59.980 fence
00:38:00.360 in
00:38:01.120 our
00:38:01.440 area
00:38:01.880 somebody
00:38:02.240 had
00:38:02.440 a
00:38:02.600 fence
00:38:02.880 and
00:38:04.300 somebody
00:38:04.660 had
00:38:04.860 driven
00:38:05.080 through
00:38:05.400 it
00:38:05.780 because
00:38:06.880 people
00:38:07.260 you know
00:38:08.420 get
00:38:08.620 jealous 1.00
00:38:09.100 and shit 1.00
00:38:09.620 and drunk 1.00
00:38:10.180 and like
00:38:10.480 oh
00:38:10.700 this 1.00
00:38:10.880 motherfucker's 1.00
00:38:11.540 got a 1.00
00:38:11.920 fence
00:38:12.280 bam
00:38:12.900 you know
00:38:13.580 and
00:38:14.260 somebody
00:38:14.560 drove
00:38:14.960 through
00:38:15.160 that 1.00
00:38:15.420 bitch 1.00
00:38:15.880 and 1.00
00:38:17.080 and so
00:38:19.040 they
00:38:19.300 I went
00:38:20.380 over there
00:38:20.740 one time
00:38:21.320 and was
00:38:21.640 hanging out
00:38:22.060 with one
00:38:22.360 of the
00:38:22.560 kids
00:38:22.880 over there
00:38:23.440 and we
00:38:24.460 started
00:38:24.720 making
00:38:25.160 stuff
00:38:25.740 out of
00:38:26.040 wood
00:38:26.320 and I
00:38:28.020 made my
00:38:28.420 sister
00:38:28.720 this
00:38:29.040 like a
00:38:31.220 thing to
00:38:31.520 keep her
00:38:31.800 dolls in
00:38:32.400 or something
00:38:32.780 I was
00:38:33.380 probably
00:38:33.560 about
00:38:33.860 maybe
00:38:34.520 11
00:38:34.880 so then
00:38:36.920 I remember
00:38:37.380 I'm walking
00:38:37.880 home one
00:38:38.420 night and I
00:38:38.860 passed this
00:38:39.460 family's house
00:38:40.280 they had
00:38:40.640 a rental
00:38:41.260 home right
00:38:41.800 on the
00:38:42.080 corner
00:38:42.440 and this
00:38:43.720 man that
00:38:44.320 lived there
00:38:44.900 was Elvis
00:38:45.480 impersonator
00:38:46.180 and he
00:38:48.340 had four
00:38:48.820 children I
00:38:49.440 think and
00:38:50.020 they all
00:38:50.460 stayed in
00:38:50.800 the yard
00:38:51.260 and wore
00:38:51.720 like I
00:38:52.900 think they
00:38:53.120 were Pentecostal
00:38:53.820 they wore
00:38:54.380 clothes all
00:38:56.640 the way down
00:38:57.200 past their
00:38:57.760 feet I
00:38:58.180 mean it
00:38:58.420 looked like
00:38:58.700 they were
00:38:58.940 sleeping bags
00:39:00.860 with heads
00:39:01.380 you know the
00:39:01.740 whole family
00:39:02.320 and the
00:39:05.240 daddy was in
00:39:05.960 the garage
00:39:06.620 making one
00:39:07.040 of the
00:39:07.220 children a
00:39:07.680 shirt out
00:39:08.060 of wood
00:39:08.480 and he
00:39:10.560 was alcoholic
00:39:11.100 and I
00:39:12.620 went in
00:39:12.940 there and
00:39:13.240 I remember
00:39:13.660 and tried
00:39:14.880 to help
00:39:15.140 him put
00:39:15.460 that together
00:39:15.960 for his
00:39:16.320 son for
00:39:16.740 Christmas
00:39:17.140 and his
00:39:18.980 son used
00:39:19.400 to vomit
00:39:19.880 on the
00:39:20.200 bus
00:39:20.580 and I
00:39:24.180 don't even
00:39:24.400 know if
00:39:24.600 he ever
00:39:24.760 got an
00:39:25.040 education
00:39:25.240 I don't
00:39:25.560 know what 0.92
00:39:25.760 the hell
00:39:25.980 class even
00:39:26.520 went to
00:39:26.760 I just
00:39:26.960 remember
00:39:27.340 only thing I
00:39:28.700 remember about
00:39:29.020 the kid is
00:39:29.600 that he
00:39:29.940 had
00:39:30.320 he was
00:39:31.720 losing his
00:39:32.220 hair at a
00:39:32.560 young age
00:39:33.000 and he
00:39:33.300 used to
00:39:33.580 vomit on
00:39:34.000 the bus
00:39:34.460 he was
00:39:34.840 basically
00:39:35.100 like a
00:39:35.440 50 year
00:39:35.820 old man
00:39:36.120 he was
00:39:36.900 almost like
00:39:37.300 an older
00:39:37.620 alcoholic
00:39:38.060 the kid
00:39:38.500 but he
00:39:38.700 was just
00:39:38.940 a kid
00:39:39.320 all right
00:39:40.540 let's get
00:39:40.900 into a few
00:39:41.300 questions and
00:39:41.940 stuff that
00:39:42.300 came here
00:39:42.680 as always
00:39:43.040 the hotline
00:39:43.480 is
00:39:43.640 985-664-9503
00:39:47.460 if you're
00:39:48.980 having trouble
00:39:49.360 with something
00:39:49.760 or you're
00:39:50.000 struggling with
00:39:50.440 something feel
00:39:50.880 free to hit
00:39:51.320 the hotline
00:39:52.100 if you have a
00:39:53.440 question if you
00:39:54.220 have a response
00:39:55.180 or reply or
00:39:57.060 replication about
00:39:58.080 something on the
00:39:58.620 show feel free
00:40:00.020 to hit it
00:40:00.840 you know
00:40:01.160 it's uh
00:40:01.640 it's an
00:40:01.920 open air
00:40:02.300 wave
00:40:02.720 dang
00:40:03.180 what's up
00:40:05.880 CEO
00:40:06.340 it's Michael
00:40:06.920 uh
00:40:07.620 I don't know
00:40:08.840 if you remember
00:40:09.300 me or not
00:40:09.720 but I called
00:40:10.720 a little over
00:40:12.180 a year ago
00:40:12.820 on the
00:40:13.860 Spill the
00:40:14.300 Duntlet
00:40:14.620 um
00:40:15.060 Spill the
00:40:15.780 Duntlet
00:40:16.060 episode
00:40:16.420 thank you
00:40:17.700 for calling
00:40:18.080 Michael
00:40:18.540 from the
00:40:19.480 Spill the
00:40:19.920 Duntlet
00:40:20.220 episode
00:40:20.580 I'll have to
00:40:20.860 go back
00:40:21.140 and check
00:40:21.560 that out
00:40:22.100 man
00:40:22.360 but I
00:40:22.640 appreciate
00:40:22.960 you calling
00:40:23.480 brother
00:40:23.800 onward
00:40:24.200 I had
00:40:26.600 just
00:40:26.920 relapsed
00:40:28.480 and you
00:40:30.040 called me
00:40:30.620 back then
00:40:31.400 and talked
00:40:32.660 with me
00:40:33.520 kind of
00:40:34.200 lifted my
00:40:34.580 spirits up
00:40:35.260 and uh
00:40:37.200 I'm sorry
00:40:37.680 I'm out of
00:40:37.980 breath
00:40:38.180 I'm at
00:40:38.440 work
00:40:38.680 but uh
00:40:39.480 so anyway
00:40:40.460 it's been a
00:40:41.960 little over
00:40:42.300 a year now
00:40:42.900 and uh
00:40:43.820 I'm still
00:40:44.980 clean
00:40:45.360 uh
00:40:45.940 no relapses
00:40:47.080 I'm happier
00:40:48.400 than I've ever
00:40:49.140 been
00:40:49.440 everything's good
00:40:50.280 so I just
00:40:51.980 wanted to give
00:40:52.360 you an update
00:40:52.920 and let you
00:40:53.380 know everything
00:40:53.800 is good
00:40:54.360 and I think
00:40:55.340 a lot of it
00:40:55.760 has to do
00:40:56.280 with you
00:40:58.020 calling me
00:40:58.520 that day
00:40:58.940 uh
00:40:59.460 it meant
00:41:00.880 the world
00:41:01.180 to me
00:41:01.540 and I
00:41:02.600 just wanted
00:41:02.920 you to know
00:41:03.280 that you're
00:41:03.900 a good dude
00:41:04.680 man
00:41:04.960 well thanks bro
00:41:07.480 I appreciate
00:41:07.920 the nice message
00:41:08.720 man
00:41:09.080 um
00:41:10.060 you know
00:41:11.600 that's sweet
00:41:11.980 of you to say
00:41:12.440 man
00:41:12.740 uh
00:41:13.760 you know
00:41:15.360 I think
00:41:15.720 a lot of that
00:41:16.540 goes to you 0.97
00:41:17.280 for just taking
00:41:18.440 care of yourself
00:41:19.060 it's tough
00:41:19.580 and to try
00:41:19.960 something new
00:41:20.640 and try
00:41:21.080 something different
00:41:21.700 it's tough
00:41:22.260 and um
00:41:23.960 yeah
00:41:25.380 and thank you
00:41:26.020 for just
00:41:26.560 reaching out
00:41:27.080 and saying
00:41:27.400 the nice
00:41:27.800 words
00:41:28.280 you know
00:41:28.860 I'm happy
00:41:29.320 for you
00:41:29.780 you sound
00:41:31.100 uh
00:41:31.580 good
00:41:32.280 and that's
00:41:33.520 nice
00:41:33.940 that's a nice
00:41:34.880 way to sound
00:41:35.460 brother
00:41:35.800 amen
00:41:36.380 uh
00:41:37.940 let's hit
00:41:38.280 another call
00:41:38.800 or two
00:41:39.060 that came
00:41:39.580 in
00:41:40.120 um
00:41:41.320 here we go
00:41:43.840 this one
00:41:44.500 actually
00:41:44.760 this is kind
00:41:45.160 of in the
00:41:45.420 same vein
00:41:46.140 hey
00:41:47.200 my name
00:41:47.940 is Robert
00:41:48.400 just wanted
00:41:49.400 to
00:41:49.620 want to call
00:41:50.640 in
00:41:50.860 say hey
00:41:51.460 let you know
00:41:52.160 I appreciate
00:41:52.660 you man
00:41:53.140 I've been
00:41:53.380 listening to you
00:41:53.820 for the last
00:41:54.260 last few years
00:41:56.000 and
00:41:56.300 honestly I don't
00:41:58.320 know why
00:41:58.640 I'm
00:41:58.860 really know
00:41:59.460 why I'm
00:41:59.800 calling
00:42:00.180 thanks for
00:42:01.580 calling Robert
00:42:02.180 and that's long
00:42:02.860 for Robbie
00:42:03.500 people say
00:42:04.220 Robbie
00:42:04.700 or Rob
00:42:05.340 Bob
00:42:06.000 uh
00:42:07.640 Robo
00:42:08.380 they call
00:42:08.820 him sometime
00:42:09.500 uh
00:42:11.000 Robert
00:42:12.340 I think it's
00:42:13.600 French actually
00:42:14.420 Robert
00:42:14.940 Robert
00:42:16.900 somebody that's
00:42:18.440 Roberting
00:42:18.960 it's not a
00:42:20.120 verb
00:42:20.440 onward
00:42:21.540 um
00:42:23.200 I think
00:42:24.300 you're really
00:42:24.620 relatable
00:42:25.160 as far as
00:42:26.520 human being
00:42:27.040 and human
00:42:27.340 beings
00:42:27.680 so I wanted
00:42:28.080 to get
00:42:28.320 your opinion
00:42:28.900 uh
00:42:30.660 kind of on
00:42:31.680 my first
00:42:32.240 real stint
00:42:32.980 of sobriety
00:42:33.740 right now
00:42:34.620 and
00:42:34.840 about to
00:42:36.320 come up
00:42:36.600 on my
00:42:36.860 90 day
00:42:37.420 mark
00:42:37.840 the first
00:42:39.100 part was
00:42:39.540 real easy
00:42:40.120 but now
00:42:40.660 I'm starting
00:42:41.020 to have
00:42:41.280 these
00:42:41.440 conversations
00:42:42.060 in my
00:42:42.480 head
00:42:42.840 where I
00:42:44.460 negotiating
00:42:45.040 with myself
00:42:45.800 that you
00:42:46.100 know
00:42:46.220 maybe I'm
00:42:46.680 not an
00:42:46.960 alcoholic
00:42:47.520 trying to
00:42:48.600 work through
00:42:48.880 my steps
00:42:49.320 and stuff
00:42:49.680 and I'm
00:42:51.220 getting closer
00:42:53.580 and closer
00:42:54.040 to talking
00:42:54.500 myself
00:42:54.920 into
00:42:55.260 reaching
00:42:55.820 for the
00:42:56.180 bottle
00:42:56.460 again
00:42:56.820 I just
00:42:58.280 wanted to
00:42:59.000 get to
00:42:59.460 your opinion
00:42:59.920 and see
00:43:00.580 if there's
00:43:00.860 anything
00:43:01.160 that can
00:43:01.500 really be
00:43:02.020 anything
00:43:03.260 thanks for
00:43:04.680 the call
00:43:05.080 man
00:43:05.480 yeah
00:43:06.760 I think
00:43:07.340 what you're
00:43:08.240 expressing
00:43:08.740 is what
00:43:09.300 a lot
00:43:09.660 of people
00:43:09.980 express
00:43:10.440 if they
00:43:11.000 are about
00:43:11.480 to
00:43:12.040 go out
00:43:14.000 of their
00:43:14.220 program
00:43:14.740 you know
00:43:15.320 and not
00:43:15.980 be
00:43:18.560 sober
00:43:19.380 so
00:43:21.060 it's a
00:43:22.820 risk
00:43:23.100 it's a
00:43:23.420 it's a
00:43:23.700 tough
00:43:23.920 it's a
00:43:24.260 risky
00:43:24.480 place
00:43:24.780 to be
00:43:25.160 in
00:43:25.480 because
00:43:26.680 yeah
00:43:26.960 there will
00:43:27.220 be things
00:43:27.640 that will
00:43:27.900 call you
00:43:28.340 back into
00:43:28.720 the world
00:43:28.980 it's
00:43:29.160 happened
00:43:29.340 to me
00:43:29.560 many
00:43:29.800 times
00:43:30.240 you know
00:43:30.640 I'm just
00:43:32.020 recommitting
00:43:32.500 myself
00:43:32.840 now
00:43:33.200 to my
00:43:33.540 program
00:43:34.100 and
00:43:34.580 I just
00:43:36.100 hit a
00:43:36.380 meeting
00:43:36.580 this
00:43:36.840 morning
00:43:37.300 and
00:43:40.760 there's
00:43:40.900 a lot
00:43:41.040 of
00:43:41.160 old
00:43:41.540 people
00:43:42.140 in
00:43:42.320 this
00:43:42.500 meeting
00:43:42.840 and
00:43:43.000 some
00:43:43.220 of
00:43:43.380 them
00:43:43.480 start
00:43:43.840 falling
00:43:44.320 asleep
00:43:44.660 and
00:43:44.900 one
00:43:45.820 guy
00:43:46.060 I think
00:43:46.280 was in
00:43:46.580 the war
00:43:47.140 I guess
00:43:47.560 I don't
00:43:47.820 even
00:43:47.940 know
00:43:48.120 what
00:43:48.360 war
00:43:48.900 it
00:43:50.720 could
00:43:50.940 have
00:43:51.080 been
00:43:51.300 but
00:43:51.580 he'll
00:43:52.580 like
00:43:53.020 and
00:43:57.400 other
00:43:57.820 guys
00:43:58.180 are
00:43:58.280 just
00:43:58.400 old
00:43:58.760 so
00:43:58.920 they
00:43:59.000 just
00:43:59.100 have
00:43:59.220 sounds
00:43:59.700 kind
00:43:59.900 of
00:43:59.980 come
00:44:00.240 out
00:44:00.480 of
00:44:00.580 them
00:44:00.740 you
00:44:01.340 know
00:44:01.580 like
00:44:02.680 you
00:44:05.400 know
00:44:05.620 like
00:44:05.840 some
00:44:06.120 of
00:44:06.240 them
00:44:06.300 and
00:44:06.440 then
00:44:06.620 you
00:44:08.840 know
00:44:08.980 old
00:44:09.220 people
00:44:09.420 sometimes
00:44:09.640 like
00:44:09.880 a
00:44:10.460 gas
00:44:11.000 will
00:44:11.140 just
00:44:11.300 come
00:44:11.560 out
00:44:11.700 of
00:44:11.760 their
00:44:11.900 arm
00:44:12.180 you
00:44:12.680 know
00:44:12.780 they
00:44:12.940 just
00:44:13.260 their
00:44:14.100 bodies
00:44:14.580 just
00:44:14.880 kind
00:44:15.180 of
00:44:15.440 you
00:44:17.000 know
00:44:17.100 it's
00:44:17.220 like
00:44:17.320 a
00:44:17.440 hot
00:44:17.720 spring
00:44:18.140 kind
00:44:18.420 of
00:44:18.540 almost
00:44:18.800 at
00:44:18.940 a
00:44:19.060 certain
00:44:19.280 point
00:44:19.580 where
00:44:19.760 they're
00:44:19.960 just
00:44:20.420 little
00:44:20.880 you
00:44:22.520 know
00:44:24.680 they'll
00:44:24.920 move
00:44:25.220 their
00:44:25.420 elbow
00:44:25.720 and
00:44:26.020 it'll
00:44:26.240 just
00:44:26.480 like
00:44:26.720 a
00:44:26.920 not
00:44:28.340 like
00:44:28.620 an
00:44:30.140 exhaust
00:44:30.660 it just
00:44:31.420 their
00:44:31.660 fault
00:44:31.960 you know
00:44:32.240 it's just
00:44:32.600 a lot
00:44:33.000 of old
00:44:33.300 people
00:44:33.420 are making
00:44:33.700 all these
00:44:34.040 sounds
00:44:34.480 around me
00:44:34.800 it sounds
00:44:35.180 there's a lot
00:44:35.900 of sounds
00:44:36.780 in there
00:44:37.320 but anyway
00:44:40.340 yeah
00:44:40.880 I just
00:44:41.440 was just
00:44:42.300 thinking about
00:44:42.720 that but
00:44:43.120 yeah
00:44:45.160 look
00:44:45.400 the only
00:44:45.880 thoughts
00:44:46.160 I have
00:44:46.500 are
00:44:46.600 it's
00:44:47.520 really
00:44:47.760 tough
00:44:48.000 to
00:44:48.160 recommit
00:44:48.540 yourself
00:44:48.820 once
00:44:49.020 you
00:44:49.140 start
00:44:49.320 going
00:44:49.600 down
00:44:49.920 that
00:44:50.280 slope
00:44:50.800 you
00:44:52.300 know
00:44:52.600 I've
00:44:55.000 tried
00:44:55.200 a lot
00:44:55.480 of
00:44:55.600 different
00:44:55.840 things
00:44:56.260 over
00:44:56.480 time
00:44:57.000 thinking
00:44:59.580 that I
00:45:00.200 didn't
00:45:00.760 have
00:45:01.060 some
00:45:01.320 sort
00:45:01.580 of
00:45:01.680 problem
00:45:01.980 or
00:45:02.100 not
00:45:02.300 knowing
00:45:02.620 what
00:45:02.820 my
00:45:02.960 problem
00:45:03.360 or
00:45:03.600 not
00:45:03.920 knowing
00:45:04.220 what
00:45:04.420 my
00:45:04.720 not
00:45:05.900 problem
00:45:06.320 but
00:45:06.520 difficulty
00:45:07.140 was
00:45:07.820 so
00:45:10.040 I mean
00:45:11.600 it's all
00:45:11.860 your own
00:45:12.240 choice
00:45:12.700 you know
00:45:13.600 nobody
00:45:13.880 can tell
00:45:14.260 you what
00:45:14.520 to do
00:45:15.020 but
00:45:15.660 it's
00:45:17.960 definitely
00:45:18.240 I've
00:45:19.200 seen the
00:45:19.540 crossroads
00:45:20.000 a bunch
00:45:20.320 and I've
00:45:20.540 been there
00:45:20.800 myself
00:45:21.240 where you
00:45:21.900 kind of
00:45:22.300 lean in
00:45:23.020 or you're
00:45:23.460 leaning out
00:45:24.100 you know
00:45:27.380 but I applaud
00:45:28.020 you on 90
00:45:28.540 days brother
00:45:29.060 congratulations
00:45:29.600 man that's
00:45:30.480 awesome and
00:45:30.940 I just wish
00:45:31.420 you the best
00:45:32.000 whatever you're
00:45:32.580 doing
00:45:32.840 you know
00:45:34.420 and nobody
00:45:34.840 knows if
00:45:35.340 you are an
00:45:35.880 alcoholic or
00:45:36.580 if you have
00:45:37.140 the that
00:45:38.100 thing or
00:45:39.120 some form
00:45:40.380 of it
00:45:40.620 except for
00:45:41.100 you
00:45:41.380 you're the
00:45:41.940 only one
00:45:42.340 that knows
00:45:42.940 you know
00:45:44.120 so
00:45:45.220 love you
00:45:46.320 baby
00:45:46.580 take care
00:45:47.180 of yourself
00:45:47.480 brother gang
00:45:48.140 what else
00:45:52.280 we had some
00:45:52.580 other good
00:45:52.900 calls that
00:45:53.400 came in
00:45:53.880 here
00:45:54.340 oh yeah
00:45:57.980 let's hit
00:45:58.620 this one
00:45:59.320 hey Theo
00:46:01.220 this is
00:46:01.920 Brendan
00:46:02.440 out of
00:46:04.440 New Hampshire
00:46:05.040 by way
00:46:06.160 of Boston
00:46:06.820 and I
00:46:08.680 was just
00:46:09.020 calling in
00:46:09.600 because I
00:46:10.320 feel I
00:46:10.740 really can
00:46:11.240 relate
00:46:11.700 to some
00:46:13.000 of your
00:46:13.180 family
00:46:13.480 troubles
00:46:13.900 man
00:46:14.300 like so
00:46:15.740 you've been
00:46:16.340 talking about
00:46:17.020 your mom
00:46:17.980 and I
00:46:20.680 have a
00:46:21.140 similar issue
00:46:22.000 with my mom
00:46:22.860 I you know
00:46:24.560 I'm not
00:46:25.120 going to get
00:46:25.440 into it
00:46:25.920 because it's
00:46:26.320 not pretty
00:46:26.860 but sometimes
00:46:28.920 your your
00:46:30.040 trust goes
00:46:30.980 away and
00:46:32.220 my dad
00:46:33.520 was he was
00:46:34.480 never really
00:46:35.200 you know
00:46:35.940 in the scene
00:46:37.480 he was doing
00:46:38.060 his own thing
00:46:38.740 he's like
00:46:39.400 he's a
00:46:40.360 hyper intelligent
00:46:41.160 individual
00:46:42.320 and he
00:46:44.640 wasn't there
00:46:45.140 for me but
00:46:45.840 to have
00:46:47.380 my my
00:46:48.660 my trust
00:46:49.680 broken from
00:46:50.380 my mom
00:46:51.020 made me feel
00:46:51.640 like I had
00:46:52.200 no one
00:46:52.720 really
00:46:53.080 so I
00:46:53.920 looked up
00:46:54.280 to my
00:46:54.640 older brother
00:46:55.460 and I
00:46:58.060 was just
00:46:58.460 wondering
00:46:58.820 you know
00:46:59.500 is forgiveness
00:47:02.360 in us
00:47:03.080 because I
00:47:03.640 try to
00:47:04.360 forgive so
00:47:05.320 much but
00:47:05.860 then oftentimes
00:47:06.520 I dwell
00:47:07.420 on you
00:47:08.740 know why
00:47:09.980 why they
00:47:11.420 wronged me
00:47:12.120 and this
00:47:12.680 goes for my
00:47:13.260 brother my
00:47:13.800 dad my
00:47:14.340 mom
00:47:14.840 yeah this
00:47:18.060 is a good
00:47:18.980 call man I
00:47:19.620 appreciate it
00:47:20.400 thank you for
00:47:21.240 calling
00:47:21.560 and it's
00:47:23.660 funny this is
00:47:24.140 kind of right
00:47:24.520 where I am
00:47:25.020 you know
00:47:25.240 during the
00:47:26.120 holiday during
00:47:26.740 Easter I got
00:47:27.340 to see my
00:47:27.760 mother and
00:47:28.300 see my
00:47:28.580 brother and
00:47:29.180 my mother's
00:47:31.080 gonna be
00:47:31.560 moving to
00:47:32.160 Arizona and
00:47:33.680 you know this
00:47:35.400 may have been
00:47:35.740 the last time I
00:47:36.360 get to see
00:47:37.020 her in
00:47:38.280 in Louisiana
00:47:39.780 you know and
00:47:42.280 and she's
00:47:44.040 moving to
00:47:44.340 Tucson Arizona
00:47:45.260 and she also 0.95
00:47:49.400 oh she trying 0.66
00:47:50.200 to get a
00:47:50.500 weapon too so
00:47:51.060 if anybody
00:47:51.400 does tactical
00:47:52.220 sales or
00:47:53.300 tactical
00:47:53.740 training out
00:47:54.720 there that
00:47:55.800 can help
00:47:56.240 like an
00:47:56.600 older woman
00:47:57.340 do it
00:47:58.060 hit up the
00:48:00.060 producer email
00:48:00.720 because we
00:48:01.880 got to get
00:48:02.260 mama we got
00:48:04.580 to get that
00:48:04.980 thing on her
00:48:05.780 you know so
00:48:07.380 and she
00:48:09.220 have to be a
00:48:09.820 piece that she
00:48:10.380 could handle
00:48:10.880 you know so
00:48:11.660 that would be
00:48:13.340 awesome if
00:48:13.780 somebody could
00:48:14.320 could you
00:48:16.220 know help
00:48:16.840 help with
00:48:17.380 that that'd be
00:48:17.860 cool
00:48:18.140 yeah it's
00:48:23.260 tough because
00:48:23.760 it's like
00:48:24.120 yeah how
00:48:24.600 do how
00:48:25.340 long do I
00:48:26.120 hold a
00:48:26.640 grudge
00:48:27.180 you know
00:48:27.920 and then
00:48:30.060 because at a
00:48:31.180 certain point
00:48:31.660 your parents
00:48:32.200 they're just
00:48:32.560 getting older
00:48:33.120 and you're
00:48:33.760 missing out
00:48:34.460 on whatever
00:48:35.140 there is
00:48:36.140 there
00:48:36.520 and yeah I
00:48:43.400 think I
00:48:43.900 believe and
00:48:46.180 it's one of
00:48:46.580 the reasons
00:48:46.860 why I'm
00:48:47.340 trying to
00:48:47.700 recommit
00:48:48.100 myself to
00:48:48.600 my program
00:48:49.140 is because I
00:48:49.620 believe that
00:48:50.060 forgiveness is
00:48:50.740 the only
00:48:51.420 answer
00:48:53.980 I believe
00:48:59.460 that
00:49:00.140 letting go
00:49:02.700 of whatever
00:49:03.320 that hurt
00:49:04.060 is
00:49:04.480 you know
00:49:08.200 sometimes I
00:49:08.780 felt so
00:49:09.260 hurt as a
00:49:09.740 kid I
00:49:10.020 felt the
00:49:10.780 I hold
00:49:12.000 on to that
00:49:12.400 hurt because
00:49:12.920 sometimes it's
00:49:13.600 the only
00:49:14.220 relationship I
00:49:15.260 had with
00:49:16.980 my mother
00:49:17.800 was
00:49:18.540 that I was
00:49:21.760 angry at
00:49:22.300 her
00:49:22.600 you know
00:49:27.100 and it's
00:49:27.500 all I
00:49:27.880 had
00:49:28.060 it's the
00:49:28.600 only thing
00:49:29.260 that I
00:49:29.560 had
00:49:30.000 so it
00:49:30.320 was like
00:49:30.560 so hard
00:49:31.080 to let
00:49:31.540 it go
00:49:31.920 it's been
00:49:32.340 hard to
00:49:32.800 let it
00:49:33.080 go
00:49:33.340 because the
00:49:36.580 only thing
00:49:37.460 that I
00:49:37.840 had
00:49:38.500 was my
00:49:44.120 anger
00:49:44.520 or my
00:49:46.580 uncomfort
00:49:47.320 or my
00:49:47.700 pain
00:49:48.180 it was so
00:49:48.740 hard to
00:49:49.120 let it
00:49:49.420 go
00:49:49.860 it's like
00:49:52.160 a blanket
00:49:52.680 you know
00:49:53.340 it's a
00:49:53.960 it's like
00:49:57.380 I know
00:49:57.760 this isn't
00:49:58.260 good for
00:49:58.700 me but
00:49:59.020 somehow
00:49:59.480 it keeps
00:50:00.200 me warm
00:50:00.900 a little
00:50:01.280 you know
00:50:06.720 the only
00:50:07.160 thing I
00:50:07.580 had
00:50:07.780 we know
00:50:08.060 when I
00:50:08.300 was young
00:50:08.720 and I'm
00:50:09.840 not
00:50:10.200 talking about
00:50:11.760 self-pity
00:50:12.280 here or
00:50:13.240 anything like
00:50:13.680 that I'm
00:50:14.000 just I'm
00:50:14.480 trying to
00:50:14.940 really examine
00:50:15.740 this like
00:50:16.400 why we
00:50:18.400 hold on to
00:50:19.020 those things
00:50:19.860 because yeah
00:50:24.660 all I
00:50:25.140 all I
00:50:25.580 for a long
00:50:26.220 time all I
00:50:26.900 had was my
00:50:27.660 just my
00:50:28.560 anger
00:50:29.100 and my
00:50:31.780 I was
00:50:32.280 wronged
00:50:32.940 my that
00:50:33.540 that you
00:50:34.060 know
00:50:34.300 it's
00:50:34.820 somebody's
00:50:35.400 all I
00:50:36.120 had was
00:50:36.500 that and
00:50:37.280 when you
00:50:37.540 have that
00:50:37.820 from a
00:50:38.140 young age
00:50:38.900 with a
00:50:39.220 parent
00:50:39.620 it's
00:50:40.840 that's
00:50:43.060 like it's
00:50:44.200 not even
00:50:44.580 you holding
00:50:45.180 on to it
00:50:45.660 as a
00:50:45.920 conscious
00:50:46.240 adult
00:50:46.680 it's this 1.00
00:50:47.240 fucking 1.00
00:50:47.940 it's this 1.00
00:50:49.500 inner child
00:50:50.160 that's got
00:50:50.600 this claws
00:50:51.440 on him
00:50:51.860 you know
00:50:52.540 he got
00:50:53.460 them grips
00:50:54.220 the mitts
00:50:55.640 baby
00:50:55.960 and so
00:50:57.860 it's hard
00:50:58.300 to let
00:50:58.560 go of
00:50:58.860 some of
00:50:59.100 that
00:50:59.360 but I
00:51:02.580 just
00:51:03.160 I just
00:51:03.780 believe that
00:51:04.540 the only
00:51:05.040 way to do
00:51:05.700 it the only
00:51:06.200 way to
00:51:06.540 really get
00:51:07.200 free is to
00:51:07.900 have some
00:51:08.260 forgiveness
00:51:08.680 you know
00:51:09.280 and people
00:51:13.340 do the best
00:51:13.860 they can
00:51:14.460 you know
00:51:17.420 I saw my
00:51:17.840 mother this
00:51:18.280 weekend
00:51:18.740 and
00:51:19.220 and all
00:51:23.660 any of us
00:51:24.140 are is just
00:51:24.700 kids that
00:51:25.280 are just
00:51:25.580 getting older
00:51:26.200 you know
00:51:27.380 and just
00:51:27.820 trying our
00:51:28.380 best in
00:51:28.780 the world
00:51:29.260 and sometimes
00:51:34.500 it takes time
00:51:35.260 you can't
00:51:35.700 really force
00:51:36.320 it you know
00:51:36.800 but
00:51:37.240 but I think
00:51:39.560 we can get
00:51:40.060 into practices
00:51:40.740 that help us
00:51:41.400 get closer
00:51:41.920 to forgiveness
00:51:42.640 and
00:51:43.600 and that's
00:51:45.740 where I want
00:51:46.120 to be
00:51:46.600 because at
00:51:49.760 a certain
00:51:50.200 point I'm
00:51:50.860 tired of
00:51:52.340 of the
00:51:56.280 grudges
00:51:56.760 even if
00:51:58.000 I'm not
00:51:58.460 the one
00:51:58.980 making them
00:51:59.560 even if
00:51:59.940 they're from
00:52:00.400 a young
00:52:00.840 I've got to
00:52:01.820 talk to
00:52:02.280 myself or
00:52:02.980 have a
00:52:03.280 relationship
00:52:03.840 enough with
00:52:04.520 my heart
00:52:05.160 that's like
00:52:08.540 hey trust
00:52:09.120 me enough
00:52:09.860 to walk
00:52:11.260 us through
00:52:11.680 this
00:52:12.220 and with
00:52:15.300 my higher
00:52:15.700 power
00:52:16.140 to say
00:52:19.140 hey God
00:52:19.520 help me
00:52:19.900 get help
00:52:20.340 me walk
00:52:20.800 through
00:52:21.080 this
00:52:21.680 you know
00:52:26.200 help me
00:52:27.080 you know
00:52:30.300 I have
00:52:30.620 felt
00:52:30.880 unloved
00:52:31.480 or I have
00:52:31.840 felt wrong
00:52:32.460 or I have
00:52:32.900 felt this
00:52:33.300 help me
00:52:34.460 try again
00:52:38.680 to give
00:52:42.420 this person
00:52:43.060 a chance
00:52:43.540 to love
00:52:44.080 me
00:52:44.420 because if
00:52:45.380 not
00:52:45.920 I miss
00:52:49.180 out twice
00:52:50.060 I miss
00:52:52.680 out as
00:52:53.040 a child
00:52:53.620 when I
00:52:56.500 didn't
00:52:56.880 wasn't able
00:52:57.540 to make
00:52:57.780 a choice
00:52:58.300 when I
00:52:59.580 when
00:52:59.800 when
00:53:00.220 when I
00:53:01.640 had it
00:53:02.000 was all
00:53:02.300 survival
00:53:02.800 instincts
00:53:03.320 that I
00:53:03.600 had to
00:53:03.920 to operate
00:53:04.720 from
00:53:05.100 but I
00:53:07.000 miss out
00:53:07.440 as an
00:53:07.740 adult
00:53:07.980 when I
00:53:08.260 am able
00:53:08.740 to make
00:53:09.040 a choice
00:53:09.580 and
00:53:13.460 uh
00:53:15.920 and
00:53:22.820 as hard
00:53:23.220 as it
00:53:23.400 is
00:53:23.520 I
00:53:23.760 don't
00:53:23.900 want
00:53:24.060 to
00:53:24.160 miss
00:53:24.340 out
00:53:24.500 on
00:53:24.660 getting
00:53:24.860 to love
00:53:25.260 my
00:53:25.440 mother
00:53:25.680 twice
00:53:26.300 you
00:53:32.680 know
00:53:32.940 um
00:53:33.800 and I
00:53:39.460 don't
00:53:39.600 know if
00:53:39.900 that makes
00:53:40.220 a ton
00:53:40.500 of sense
00:53:40.840 or not
00:53:41.400 and 1.00
00:53:42.000 fuck 1.00
00:53:42.840 I don't 1.00
00:53:43.100 even know
00:53:43.300 if I
00:53:43.520 care
00:53:43.720 if it
00:53:43.940 does
00:53:44.300 uh
00:53:45.560 you
00:53:47.320 know
00:53:47.440 it's
00:53:47.640 been
00:53:47.780 for me
00:53:48.100 it's
00:53:48.220 been
00:53:48.300 a long
00:53:48.580 journey
00:53:48.780 with
00:53:48.960 this
00:53:49.120 kind
00:53:49.280 of
00:53:49.360 stuff
00:53:49.740 and
00:53:50.120 and
00:53:50.400 trying
00:53:50.820 to
00:53:51.000 navigate
00:53:51.320 it
00:53:51.720 and
00:53:52.120 and
00:53:52.840 that's
00:53:53.080 okay
00:53:53.440 you
00:53:54.620 know
00:53:54.880 um
00:53:55.620 that's
00:53:57.560 okay
00:53:57.880 so
00:53:58.660 but I
00:53:59.520 wish you
00:53:59.920 well there
00:54:00.360 brother
00:54:00.700 and uh
00:54:01.940 and just
00:54:02.800 know that
00:54:03.180 there's
00:54:03.380 other people
00:54:03.940 out there
00:54:04.340 that are
00:54:04.620 on this
00:54:05.100 journey
00:54:05.380 with you
00:54:05.860 in some
00:54:06.280 ways
00:54:06.760 it
00:54:07.540 could
00:54:07.700 be
00:54:07.840 a
00:54:08.000 mother
00:54:08.180 it
00:54:08.340 could
00:54:08.440 be
00:54:08.560 a
00:54:08.700 father
00:54:08.940 it
00:54:09.140 could
00:54:09.260 be
00:54:09.440 a
00:54:09.860 sibling
00:54:10.160 and
00:54:11.300 it
00:54:11.420 could
00:54:11.540 be
00:54:11.680 ourselves
00:54:12.260 sometimes
00:54:13.940 a lot
00:54:14.500 of it
00:54:14.680 for me
00:54:14.980 is about
00:54:15.260 forgiving
00:54:15.700 myself
00:54:18.100 you know
00:54:21.080 when you
00:54:21.620 are
00:54:22.400 as
00:54:24.960 children
00:54:25.300 you think
00:54:25.680 it's
00:54:25.860 your fault
00:54:26.280 you
00:54:26.520 you know
00:54:26.820 you take
00:54:27.260 so much
00:54:28.340 responsibility
00:54:28.820 for yourself
00:54:29.840 that if
00:54:30.700 something
00:54:30.980 isn't right
00:54:31.600 then of
00:54:31.940 course
00:54:32.200 it's
00:54:32.420 on me
00:54:32.900 it's
00:54:33.460 on me
00:54:34.060 um
00:54:35.680 but if
00:54:37.800 stuff's
00:54:38.340 on you
00:54:38.700 for so
00:54:39.180 long
00:54:39.460 it's
00:54:39.660 on me
00:54:40.080 it's
00:54:40.280 on me
00:54:40.640 it's
00:54:40.840 on me
00:54:41.160 you can
00:54:41.980 handle that
00:54:42.400 for a
00:54:42.680 while
00:54:42.920 but I
00:54:43.180 think
00:54:43.320 at a
00:54:43.580 certain
00:54:43.840 point
00:54:44.200 you're
00:54:44.820 right
00:54:45.000 it's
00:54:45.180 all
00:54:45.340 on you
00:54:45.820 and
00:54:47.380 it's
00:54:47.580 just
00:54:47.900 you
00:54:48.240 and
00:54:49.720 it
00:54:49.880 gets
00:54:50.120 kind
00:54:50.460 of
00:54:50.600 lonesome
00:54:51.260 you know
00:54:51.960 and I'm
00:54:53.020 not saying
00:54:53.420 that in a
00:54:53.840 self-pity
00:54:54.240 way
00:54:54.420 I'm just
00:54:54.700 saying
00:54:54.940 that in
00:54:55.340 like
00:54:55.580 you know
00:54:56.500 I want
00:54:56.840 my life
00:54:57.260 to be
00:54:57.560 filled
00:54:57.780 with other
00:54:58.200 people
00:54:58.640 and um
00:54:59.800 and so
00:55:00.860 that's
00:55:01.340 hopefully
00:55:01.860 that is a
00:55:02.480 direction
00:55:02.840 that I
00:55:03.180 can uh
00:55:04.480 head in
00:55:05.240 you know
00:55:05.880 with the
00:55:06.280 help of
00:55:06.600 others
00:55:06.840 and with
00:55:07.120 the help
00:55:07.380 of a
00:55:07.680 higher
00:55:07.900 power
00:55:08.340 um
00:55:09.640 you know
00:55:11.900 I've been
00:55:12.300 there before
00:55:12.900 and uh
00:55:14.180 and I think
00:55:15.600 I can
00:55:15.920 be there
00:55:16.440 again
00:55:16.880 but gang
00:55:18.140 gang
00:55:18.440 baby
00:55:18.620 take care
00:55:18.980 of yourself
00:55:19.220 oh yeah
00:55:19.680 and I got
00:55:19.960 this new
00:55:20.260 gang gang
00:55:20.720 hitter right
00:55:21.220 here too
00:55:21.640 on
00:55:21.880 this is a
00:55:22.500 baby blue
00:55:22.880 and it's a
00:55:23.180 large
00:55:23.560 and the
00:55:24.820 large one's a
00:55:25.480 little big
00:55:26.000 on this one
00:55:26.540 so I don't
00:55:28.980 know if I'd go
00:55:29.440 medium I feel
00:55:30.100 good in here
00:55:30.820 uh
00:55:32.640 I feel like
00:55:34.180 somebody should
00:55:34.640 have washed
00:55:34.940 under this
00:55:35.300 baby's arms
00:55:35.900 though that's 1.00
00:55:36.260 for damn 0.94
00:55:36.580 sure 0.97
00:55:36.840 and if you
00:55:38.720 can't get
00:55:39.180 well brother
00:55:39.680 you can always
00:55:40.200 get you one
00:55:40.680 of them
00:55:40.900 weighted blankets
00:55:41.780 if you can't
00:55:43.960 get well you
00:55:44.580 could always
00:55:44.960 get you a
00:55:45.480 weighted blanket
00:55:46.280 because that's
00:55:49.100 like that's one
00:55:49.880 thing I noticed
00:55:50.420 some people
00:55:50.920 they you got
00:55:51.500 that you know
00:55:52.020 they get that
00:55:52.980 weighted blanket
00:55:53.780 they gotta feel
00:55:55.140 and I'm one
00:55:58.060 of those people 1.00
00:55:58.680 shit I don't 1.00
00:55:59.120 know what I'm 1.00
00:55:59.400 talking about
00:55:59.980 I like to get
00:56:01.700 that little
00:56:02.220 mmm
00:56:03.420 make me feel
00:56:04.780 like a little
00:56:05.120 peanut
00:56:05.580 just tidy me
00:56:07.820 up
00:56:08.180 I always want
00:56:09.780 to be wrapped
00:56:10.380 up and you
00:56:11.160 know
00:56:11.400 smothered
00:56:13.360 covered
00:56:13.700 chunked baby
00:56:14.660 put me 0.79
00:56:15.440 like that
00:56:16.960 I want to
00:56:18.920 I want them
00:56:19.300 covers right up
00:56:20.300 to my neck
00:56:21.160 I want it all
00:56:22.180 I gotta be
00:56:23.680 tight tight
00:56:24.480 that's how I
00:56:26.340 like to be
00:56:26.960 you know
00:56:29.600 but I had a
00:56:30.060 friend that
00:56:30.320 was visiting
00:56:30.620 recently and
00:56:31.600 they're like
00:56:32.140 oh yeah the
00:56:32.760 weighted blanket
00:56:33.460 she said the
00:56:33.980 weighted blanket
00:56:34.740 in your guest
00:56:35.560 room is great
00:56:36.320 I said I
00:56:37.460 don't even know 0.94
00:56:37.680 I had a damn 0.99
00:56:38.180 weighted blanket 0.99
00:56:38.920 in there
00:56:39.400 and uh
00:56:41.660 and that's
00:56:44.300 where I guess
00:56:44.760 you know
00:56:45.200 maybe we're all
00:56:46.420 headed that way
00:56:47.140 I think the
00:56:49.340 world we
00:56:49.700 there's so much
00:56:50.260 anxiety in the
00:56:51.140 world now
00:56:51.480 everybody's gonna
00:56:52.000 have a weighted
00:56:52.500 blanket weighted
00:56:53.400 hat
00:56:53.920 you see somebody 0.99
00:56:55.740 in a damn 1.00
00:56:56.120 weighted hat 1.00
00:56:56.860 brother can't
00:56:57.400 even walk
00:56:58.000 I'm just
00:56:59.380 trying to
00:56:59.880 get to work
00:57:01.020 my nephew
00:57:03.860 got me this
00:57:04.540 heavy one
00:57:05.160 you know
00:57:06.000 and that dude
00:57:06.640 just trudging
00:57:07.480 along barely
00:57:08.280 he's nine
00:57:09.300 minutes late
00:57:09.840 to work over
00:57:10.380 there
00:57:10.660 at Amazon
00:57:12.000 it's up
00:57:14.560 you know
00:57:14.920 everybody get
00:57:15.580 everything
00:57:15.900 weighted gloves
00:57:16.780 you can't even
00:57:17.220 shake a hand
00:57:17.900 anymore
00:57:18.400 but you don't
00:57:19.180 know no
00:57:19.640 anxiety
00:57:20.260 people gonna
00:57:23.220 have a
00:57:23.480 service friend
00:57:25.520 that's what
00:57:28.400 that's what
00:57:28.960 I'll probably
00:57:29.380 be
00:57:29.620 I'll be that
00:57:30.120 emotional support
00:57:31.040 friend
00:57:31.460 I'll be that
00:57:33.480 emotional support
00:57:34.160 friend
00:57:34.340 I won't be the
00:57:35.160 friend that
00:57:35.680 the chicks
00:57:36.460 bang
00:57:37.020 that dude 0.83
00:57:38.180 will come
00:57:38.520 in he'll be
00:57:38.900 that real
00:57:39.280 hit man
00:57:39.780 probably a
00:57:40.280 little vato
00:57:40.860 or something
00:57:41.380 or a brother
00:57:41.940 you know
00:57:42.480 somebody with
00:57:43.960 some tats
00:57:44.540 and uh
00:57:45.240 you know
00:57:45.840 maybe a
00:57:46.220 blade on 0.99
00:57:46.720 them
00:57:46.900 but um
00:57:48.920 I'll be that
00:57:50.160 emotional support
00:57:51.120 friend that
00:57:51.600 kind of comes
00:57:52.180 in and just
00:57:52.680 kind of chats
00:57:53.320 with you while
00:57:53.780 you're making
00:57:54.180 dinner
00:57:54.560 you know
00:57:56.060 that's what
00:57:56.400 I'll be
00:57:56.860 but that
00:57:59.500 it's getting
00:58:00.060 weird in the
00:58:00.600 world
00:58:00.980 you know
00:58:03.620 or is it
00:58:04.280 are we just
00:58:04.640 getting separate
00:58:05.200 I don't know
00:58:05.560 what it's
00:58:05.900 getting
00:58:06.180 but the 1.00
00:58:08.240 shit's got 1.00
00:58:08.680 me curious 0.96
00:58:09.420 and I hope
00:58:11.540 Elon buys
00:58:12.220 Twitter dude
00:58:12.760 that's what I
00:58:13.280 hope
00:58:13.540 and sinks 1.00
00:58:14.840 that shithole 1.00
00:58:15.780 because those 1.00
00:58:18.640 people have 0.99
00:58:19.100 fucked with 0.95
00:58:19.480 free speech 0.98
00:58:20.000 more than
00:58:20.340 anybody in
00:58:20.800 the entire
00:58:21.240 world
00:58:21.680 and I hope
00:58:24.080 somebody shuts 1.00
00:58:25.000 that shit 1.00
00:58:25.880 down 1.00
00:58:26.980 I don't
00:58:30.160 know how
00:58:30.360 we ever got
00:58:30.920 into some
00:58:31.400 of this
00:58:31.660 situation
00:58:32.220 I do not
00:58:32.780 know
00:58:33.080 but
00:58:34.700 I do
00:58:36.620 man
00:58:36.940 I hope
00:58:37.360 Elon buys
00:58:38.020 Twitter
00:58:38.440 and uh
00:58:40.080 untweets
00:58:41.880 that hole
00:58:42.480 in business
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00:59:48.240 fellas
00:59:52.560 have you started
00:59:53.040 your spring
00:59:53.480 cleaning yet
00:59:54.180 you gotta clean 0.96
00:59:55.400 up that crotch 0.98
00:59:56.120 baby 0.99
00:59:56.360 that sea roch
00:59:57.280 you gotta clean
00:59:58.620 up down there
00:59:59.040 by that rattler
00:59:59.760 in that bag
01:00:00.440 daddy
01:00:00.740 get it
01:00:01.240 that's right
01:00:02.860 the carpets
01:00:03.400 need cleaning
01:00:04.120 do the drapes
01:00:04.900 match the hair
01:00:05.740 on your back
01:00:06.540 that's what I
01:00:07.300 wanna know
01:00:07.980 Benjamin
01:00:08.880 Manscaped
01:00:11.280 has the full
01:00:11.860 package
01:00:12.300 you need
01:00:12.700 for spring
01:00:13.200 cleaning
01:00:13.560 this year
01:00:14.140 the performance
01:00:14.980 package
01:00:15.480 4.0
01:00:16.420 is the only
01:00:16.900 tool you need
01:00:17.500 to keep
01:00:17.780 your boys
01:00:18.140 looking
01:00:18.460 and smelling
01:00:18.980 like the
01:00:19.360 fresh tulips
01:00:20.360 that your
01:00:21.140 partner wants
01:00:22.000 clear your
01:00:23.580 holes and smell
01:00:24.360 the spring air
01:00:25.080 with that
01:00:25.480 weed whacker
01:00:26.260 yep
01:00:26.940 the nose
01:00:28.020 and ear 0.79
01:00:28.540 hair trimmer
01:00:29.420 some people
01:00:30.700 you can't even
01:00:31.220 hear a certain
01:00:31.760 thing
01:00:32.120 cause you got
01:00:32.480 so much
01:00:32.800 hair on you
01:00:33.520 your ear
01:00:35.060 look like
01:00:35.440 it's growing
01:00:35.900 a little
01:00:37.560 e-walk
01:00:38.000 or something
01:00:38.440 growing a
01:00:39.360 little mitten
01:00:39.800 you know
01:00:41.640 you'll see
01:00:41.980 somebody put
01:00:42.540 both their
01:00:42.880 hands in
01:00:43.320 your ear
01:00:43.560 to stay
01:00:43.860 warm
01:00:44.260 and you're
01:00:44.480 like 1.00
01:00:44.620 damn 0.99
01:00:45.040 but they 1.00
01:00:47.340 just trying
01:00:47.800 on that
01:00:48.180 mitt
01:00:48.440 finish off
01:00:50.680 your grooming
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01:01:24.100 it's time
01:01:24.380 to throw
01:01:24.760 out your
01:01:25.860 old high
01:01:26.460 gain habits
01:01:27.260 and upgrade
01:01:28.320 your life
01:01:29.140 yeah I
01:01:33.020 think it's
01:01:33.620 interesting that
01:01:34.360 um
01:01:34.840 that Elon
01:01:36.540 is trying to
01:01:37.080 buy Twitter
01:01:37.520 I like it
01:01:38.180 you know I
01:01:39.340 like to see
01:01:40.740 you know free
01:01:43.680 speech has been
01:01:44.440 it's not what it
01:01:45.260 used to be
01:01:45.920 it's not
01:01:47.900 um
01:01:49.000 you know in a
01:01:51.140 lot of media
01:01:51.620 it's all owned by
01:01:52.340 the same
01:01:52.860 couple of
01:01:53.820 organizations
01:01:54.460 and types
01:01:55.620 of people
01:01:56.120 and um
01:01:57.920 and you're
01:01:59.480 not allowed to
01:02:00.260 say certain
01:02:00.660 things
01:02:01.140 you know I
01:02:02.400 know on
01:02:02.740 Twitter they
01:02:03.120 shut down
01:02:03.820 certain political
01:02:06.240 views and
01:02:06.880 political uh
01:02:07.700 stories they
01:02:08.300 won't even let
01:02:08.700 them be shared
01:02:09.300 on there
01:02:09.700 uh whereas
01:02:11.120 other ones they
01:02:11.660 will
01:02:12.040 you know certain
01:02:13.500 schools of thought
01:02:14.400 and ideas they
01:02:15.620 won't allow
01:02:16.360 and others they
01:02:17.800 will
01:02:18.180 um
01:02:19.360 and it's a
01:02:20.600 dump
01:02:20.900 it's a dump
01:02:22.740 and it's just
01:02:23.260 about power
01:02:23.980 and control
01:02:24.640 um
01:02:26.080 and people are
01:02:28.280 sick of it
01:02:28.900 people are
01:02:29.700 I mean it's
01:02:30.100 literally making
01:02:30.640 people sick
01:02:31.380 you know you
01:02:33.580 take away
01:02:33.940 somebody's voice
01:02:34.860 and it uh
01:02:35.840 for some of
01:02:39.520 it's all
01:02:39.860 it's the only
01:02:40.300 thing you have
01:02:40.860 that's yours
01:02:41.540 you know and
01:02:44.460 I've been a
01:02:44.900 victim of a
01:02:45.440 or not a
01:02:45.800 I've been a
01:02:46.500 I've been a
01:02:47.440 contributor of it
01:02:48.100 myself and
01:02:48.640 being afraid to
01:02:49.320 even say what I
01:02:50.000 really want to
01:02:50.500 say sometimes
01:02:51.420 being afraid to
01:02:53.780 speak up for
01:02:54.340 myself afraid
01:02:55.380 that I won't
01:02:56.040 be able to
01:02:56.840 that I'll lose
01:02:58.380 my ability to
01:02:59.020 even have a
01:02:59.440 job or have
01:03:00.040 a space
01:03:00.640 you know
01:03:03.320 um
01:03:03.880 and that's
01:03:05.900 scary
01:03:06.460 I mean that
01:03:09.380 is uh 0.99
01:03:10.280 it's fucked 0.99
01:03:12.140 up 0.96
01:03:12.560 so any
01:03:14.500 chance I see
01:03:15.240 where somebody
01:03:16.100 who wants to
01:03:17.580 even the score
01:03:18.360 a little bit
01:03:19.080 is trying to
01:03:20.840 make that
01:03:21.200 happen
01:03:21.620 I like that
01:03:24.020 because you
01:03:24.460 put so much
01:03:25.100 pressure on
01:03:25.960 you make
01:03:28.040 things so
01:03:28.440 unfair for
01:03:28.980 so long
01:03:29.820 I just don't
01:03:31.440 think it's
01:03:31.760 gonna end
01:03:32.140 well
01:03:32.500 and
01:03:33.540 um
01:03:35.940 and I
01:03:39.400 don't know
01:03:39.640 what exactly
01:03:40.180 that means
01:03:40.860 but 1.00
01:03:41.180 but damn 0.99
01:03:43.960 I mean you're 0.99
01:03:44.360 gonna see
01:03:44.680 you know if
01:03:46.140 people can't 0.97
01:03:46.780 speak at a
01:03:47.460 certain point
01:03:47.940 they're gonna
01:03:48.380 they're gonna
01:03:51.540 fight for
01:03:52.120 their voice
01:03:52.740 I think
01:03:55.200 um
01:03:56.260 so more
01:03:57.540 power to
01:03:58.080 them
01:03:58.280 you know
01:03:59.880 I think
01:04:01.140 uh
01:04:01.720 Twitter's long
01:04:02.980 been a 0.99
01:04:03.300 shithole 0.99
01:04:03.720 it's long 0.99
01:04:06.080 been a 0.99
01:04:06.380 shithole 0.99
01:04:06.800 um 0.99
01:04:07.780 and so
01:04:09.420 I hope
01:04:12.240 Elon flushes
01:04:13.060 it
01:04:13.340 uh
01:04:16.840 what else
01:04:17.320 here man
01:04:17.740 a lot of
01:04:18.080 great calls
01:04:18.560 that have
01:04:18.760 come in
01:04:19.280 you know
01:04:19.600 and I
01:04:20.160 hate to
01:04:20.480 not be
01:04:20.740 able to
01:04:20.980 get to
01:04:21.360 all of
01:04:21.800 them
01:04:22.000 uh
01:04:22.840 let's
01:04:24.480 take
01:04:24.740 another
01:04:25.320 call
01:04:27.620 see yo
01:04:29.580 one
01:04:30.360 what
01:04:30.920 dude
01:04:31.520 yeah
01:04:32.560 it's
01:04:32.700 Brandon
01:04:33.040 out of
01:04:33.400 Amarillo
01:04:33.920 Brandon
01:04:35.080 baby
01:04:35.360 out of
01:04:35.640 Amarillo
01:04:36.240 that's a
01:04:37.560 Spanish
01:04:37.920 animal
01:04:38.340 baby
01:04:38.740 that's a
01:04:40.740 good place
01:04:41.240 down there
01:04:41.700 I think
01:04:42.100 I've never
01:04:42.400 been
01:04:42.700 onward
01:04:43.640 getting
01:04:45.420 excited to
01:04:46.120 see that
01:04:46.620 uh
01:04:46.840 that
01:04:47.120 Dallas
01:04:47.520 show
01:04:47.960 boy
01:04:48.440 man
01:04:49.560 real excited
01:04:50.220 you're coming
01:04:50.580 down here
01:04:50.960 to Texas
01:04:51.360 just wanted
01:04:51.920 to call
01:04:52.240 let you
01:04:52.560 know
01:04:52.680 who's
01:04:52.920 listening
01:04:53.220 out here
01:04:53.820 man
01:04:54.740 I'm a
01:04:55.200 commercial
01:04:55.580 painter
01:04:55.920 I hear
01:04:56.260 you talking
01:04:56.680 to my
01:04:56.940 earbuds
01:04:57.440 every day
01:04:58.060 dude
01:04:58.400 gets me
01:04:59.200 through the
01:04:59.580 day
01:04:59.920 keeps my
01:05:00.860 mind out
01:05:01.300 of the
01:05:01.720 out of
01:05:02.220 the dark
01:05:02.620 hearts
01:05:03.060 if you feel
01:05:03.600 me
01:05:03.860 but uh
01:05:04.900 man
01:05:05.660 just appreciate
01:05:06.320 everything
01:05:06.780 getting excited
01:05:07.380 to see it
01:05:08.440 gang
01:05:09.680 baby
01:05:09.920 thanks
01:05:10.260 Brandon
01:05:10.520 yeah
01:05:10.760 I'm looking
01:05:11.020 forward to
01:05:11.480 that too
01:05:11.820 down there
01:05:12.280 in Dallas
01:05:12.660 at the
01:05:12.960 Windspear
01:05:13.680 and it's
01:05:13.880 a beautiful
01:05:14.400 venue
01:05:14.860 uh
01:05:16.360 what else
01:05:16.720 do we have
01:05:17.000 to say
01:05:17.420 here
01:05:17.860 what else
01:05:18.240 is going
01:05:18.640 on
01:05:19.240 uh
01:05:20.240 gang
01:05:23.300 gang
01:05:23.900 hey
01:05:24.620 Theo
01:05:24.980 what's up
01:05:25.440 man
01:05:25.680 uh
01:05:26.180 just getting
01:05:27.320 ready to do
01:05:28.040 a little
01:05:28.360 pre
01:05:28.860 pre Easter
01:05:30.000 egg hunt
01:05:30.640 with the
01:05:31.000 kids
01:05:31.380 to them
01:05:32.020 uh
01:05:33.380 single
01:05:33.740 dad
01:05:34.120 so I
01:05:34.440 don't get
01:05:34.700 to have
01:05:35.720 them
01:05:35.860 every
01:05:36.240 weekend
01:05:36.580 but anyways
01:05:37.140 I just
01:05:37.560 wanted to
01:05:38.020 ask you
01:05:38.560 and your
01:05:38.860 listeners
01:05:39.220 like uh
01:05:40.040 what are
01:05:41.240 some things
01:05:41.800 that they
01:05:42.200 did uh
01:05:43.000 your parents
01:05:43.660 or relatives
01:05:45.820 did for
01:05:46.400 Easter
01:05:46.840 like we
01:05:47.980 always uh
01:05:49.160 hit eggs
01:05:50.180 and you
01:05:50.460 find them
01:05:51.060 some have
01:05:51.580 chocolates
01:05:52.220 some have
01:05:52.900 I guess
01:05:54.540 other things
01:05:55.340 but um
01:05:56.080 a big
01:05:58.280 thing
01:05:58.580 I guess
01:05:58.960 in Asian
01:05:59.480 culture
01:06:00.060 Thai
01:06:00.480 culture
01:06:00.900 we had
01:06:01.520 uh
01:06:01.960 our parents
01:06:03.040 hired money
01:06:03.760 in the
01:06:04.180 plastic
01:06:04.720 game
01:06:05.040 so
01:06:05.360 some of
01:06:06.340 them
01:06:06.460 would have
01:06:06.880 pennies
01:06:07.640 I think
01:06:08.280 one of
01:06:08.620 them I
01:06:08.900 found
01:06:09.100 had a
01:06:09.380 ten dollar
01:06:09.820 bell
01:06:10.160 which 1.00
01:06:10.420 that shit 1.00
01:06:11.660 was gold 1.00
01:06:12.280 when you
01:06:12.620 were like
01:06:13.040 you know
01:06:13.900 four
01:06:14.420 or five
01:06:15.820 oh yeah
01:06:17.120 baby
01:06:17.380 that's
01:06:17.620 beautiful
01:06:18.020 and y'all
01:06:19.380 did it
01:06:19.700 and y'all
01:06:19.940 tie
01:06:20.340 you guys
01:06:22.000 are tied
01:06:22.420 because you
01:06:22.680 sound white
01:06:23.340 you shocked
01:06:24.140 everybody
01:06:24.560 when you
01:06:24.840 tied us
01:06:25.320 when you
01:06:26.100 tied out
01:06:26.600 there
01:06:26.960 um
01:06:28.300 yeah
01:06:30.060 what did
01:06:30.380 we do
01:06:30.760 you know
01:06:31.040 my mother
01:06:31.520 would make
01:06:31.940 Easter
01:06:32.240 baskets
01:06:32.860 you know
01:06:34.080 and hide
01:06:34.520 them
01:06:34.760 um
01:06:37.120 and what
01:06:40.120 else will
01:06:40.520 we do
01:06:40.920 we probably
01:06:41.460 had to
01:06:41.760 clean
01:06:42.140 usually
01:06:42.480 my
01:06:42.700 my mom
01:06:44.100 made us
01:06:44.440 clean a lot
01:06:45.160 so
01:06:45.440 I didn't
01:06:46.820 mind
01:06:47.080 cleaning
01:06:47.440 because you
01:06:47.700 get the
01:06:48.000 fumes
01:06:48.400 baby
01:06:48.660 I put
01:06:48.940 those
01:06:49.180 you get
01:06:49.480 those
01:06:49.700 fumes
01:06:50.100 going
01:06:50.420 in the
01:06:50.700 bathroom
01:06:51.060 I'd be
01:06:51.420 in there
01:06:51.820 pouring
01:06:52.300 bleach
01:06:52.800 I'd pour
01:06:54.180 bleach
01:06:54.480 in the
01:06:54.740 toilet
01:06:55.060 and stir 0.74
01:06:55.960 it with
01:06:56.280 that
01:06:56.540 cleaner
01:06:57.340 thing
01:06:57.800 little
01:06:58.380 cleaner
01:06:58.680 stick
01:06:59.160 and just
01:07:00.340 just get
01:07:01.700 that hit
01:07:02.320 baby
01:07:02.700 that hot
01:07:04.420 bowl
01:07:04.740 hit
01:07:05.160 son
01:07:05.660 get that
01:07:07.840 Easter
01:07:08.160 that 0.78
01:07:08.380 freaking 0.94
01:07:08.720 resurrection
01:07:09.580 bro
01:07:10.000 right up
01:07:10.960 in my
01:07:11.220 lungs
01:07:12.040 baby
01:07:12.440 let the
01:07:14.560 Lord
01:07:14.880 show up
01:07:15.400 in your
01:07:15.840 lungs
01:07:17.000 so yeah
01:07:19.220 I think
01:07:19.520 we would
01:07:19.800 clean
01:07:20.180 on
01:07:20.440 Easter
01:07:20.860 and
01:07:22.640 we would
01:07:23.100 probably
01:07:23.360 just play
01:07:24.100 spend time
01:07:24.780 with our
01:07:25.100 neighbors
01:07:25.600 you know
01:07:27.120 people would
01:07:27.540 burn stuff
01:07:28.120 in the
01:07:28.400 ditch
01:07:28.660 around
01:07:29.040 then
01:07:29.260 because
01:07:29.440 it was
01:07:29.660 spring
01:07:30.000 cleaning
01:07:30.440 so you'd
01:07:32.040 see a lot
01:07:32.380 of ditch
01:07:32.840 fires
01:07:33.380 and we
01:07:34.920 would
01:07:35.200 after the
01:07:37.200 fires
01:07:37.520 would down
01:07:38.020 down
01:07:38.620 you know
01:07:38.960 go down
01:07:39.520 a lot
01:07:40.000 of us
01:07:40.160 would get
01:07:40.480 wet
01:07:40.840 and get
01:07:41.120 out in
01:07:41.420 there
01:07:41.560 and get
01:07:42.400 the ash
01:07:43.180 on ourselves
01:07:43.740 do ash
01:07:44.260 Wednesday
01:07:44.680 ash
01:07:45.040 Thursday
01:07:45.500 ash
01:07:45.840 Sunday
01:07:46.240 ash
01:07:46.540 Tuesday
01:07:46.920 we'd be
01:07:47.780 out there 0.99
01:07:48.100 damn 1.00
01:07:48.360 ashed 1.00
01:07:48.780 out
01:07:49.020 you know
01:07:49.940 I mean
01:07:51.140 we'd look
01:07:51.500 you'd almost 0.97
01:07:52.120 look black 0.99
01:07:52.640 to a lot 0.79
01:07:53.040 of people
01:07:53.260 some
01:07:53.480 some
01:07:53.800 I remember
01:07:54.120 a black
01:07:54.480 mother 0.96
01:07:54.720 neighborhood
01:07:55.100 told us 1.00
01:07:55.540 to fucking 0.99
01:07:55.840 get in 1.00
01:07:56.120 the house
01:07:56.500 we're like
01:07:56.740 we're not
01:07:56.940 even your
01:07:57.540 kids
01:07:57.980 so we'd
01:07:59.760 get all
01:08:00.220 you know
01:08:00.780 we'd just
01:08:01.700 party with
01:08:02.180 whatever was
01:08:02.680 in the
01:08:02.980 ditch
01:08:03.300 usually
01:08:03.720 because
01:08:05.160 springtime
01:08:05.800 people did
01:08:06.160 spring
01:08:06.440 cleaning
01:08:06.760 people throw
01:08:07.300 stuff in
01:08:07.700 a ditch 0.85
01:08:08.120 and burn 0.99
01:08:08.660 it 0.99
01:08:08.960 so you'd
01:08:10.540 either get
01:08:10.860 a pile
01:08:11.220 of ash
01:08:11.640 or you'd
01:08:11.920 get stuff
01:08:12.240 that wasn't
01:08:12.660 burned yet
01:08:13.360 get you
01:08:14.440 half a
01:08:14.900 shiffer robe
01:08:15.500 or something
01:08:15.920 get that 1.00
01:08:17.100 bitch going 1.00
01:08:17.620 you know 1.00
01:08:18.060 you sit
01:08:18.860 out there
01:08:19.060 and play
01:08:19.300 office
01:08:19.700 or you know
01:08:20.120 get you
01:08:20.420 half a
01:08:20.840 desk
01:08:21.160 or something
01:08:21.600 you play
01:08:22.680 a doctor
01:08:23.580 or you know
01:08:25.060 a planned
01:08:28.460 parent
01:08:28.840 you do
01:08:29.280 play different
01:08:30.040 games out
01:08:30.640 there
01:08:30.760 business
01:08:31.140 games
01:08:31.640 but we
01:08:32.940 enjoyed it
01:08:33.500 man we
01:08:33.780 really enjoyed
01:08:34.400 it
01:08:34.600 and I'm
01:08:35.140 glad the
01:08:35.540 tired people
01:08:36.080 you guys
01:08:36.480 did it
01:08:36.760 too
01:08:36.860 I don't
01:08:37.040 know what
01:08:37.300 you guys
01:08:37.640 were up
01:08:37.840 to on
01:08:38.100 Easter
01:08:38.420 you know
01:08:39.780 I know
01:08:39.980 you guys
01:08:40.200 like to 0.78
01:08:40.440 chop up
01:08:40.820 those
01:08:41.040 eggs
01:08:41.360 and put
01:08:41.680 them
01:08:41.780 in the
01:08:42.080 shrimp
01:08:47.160 stir fry
01:08:47.860 and I
01:08:48.520 like that
01:08:48.960 thank you
01:08:49.340 for that
01:08:50.020 one of my
01:08:51.540 favorite things
01:08:52.100 about
01:08:52.400 Asian
01:08:53.480 culture
01:08:53.840 is how
01:08:54.080 they chop
01:08:54.500 that egg
01:08:54.940 up and sneak
01:08:55.540 it in a
01:08:55.880 meal
01:08:56.160 sneak that 1.00
01:08:57.860 bitch in 1.00
01:08:58.220 anything 1.00
01:08:58.600 son
01:08:59.080 that's
01:08:59.980 Easter
01:09:00.240 all the
01:09:00.540 time
01:09:00.780 when you're
01:09:01.060 Asian 0.77
01:09:01.300 they hide 0.97
01:09:01.720 an egg
01:09:02.040 in anything
01:09:02.700 they hide
01:09:03.380 an egg
01:09:03.720 in any 0.99
01:09:04.040 damn 0.99
01:09:04.360 meal 1.00
01:09:04.720 it'll be
01:09:05.940 June
01:09:06.400 or it'll
01:09:06.760 be August
01:09:07.360 and you'll
01:09:08.340 find
01:09:08.580 an egg
01:09:08.940 in
01:09:09.080 something
01:09:09.380 that's
01:09:10.580 beautiful
01:09:10.940 let's get
01:09:13.040 one more
01:09:13.580 call
01:09:13.960 here
01:09:14.880 what up
01:09:16.980 the
01:09:17.240 it's Murph
01:09:18.580 from
01:09:19.440 Mary
01:09:19.760 Ghetto
01:09:20.220 Ohio
01:09:20.860 what's up
01:09:22.140 Murph
01:09:22.480 out there
01:09:22.840 in Ohio
01:09:23.440 and we're
01:09:24.840 happy you're
01:09:25.260 alive
01:09:25.660 baby gang
01:09:26.500 just wanted
01:09:27.980 to call
01:09:28.400 in
01:09:28.760 listen to
01:09:29.400 Bird
01:09:29.780 Neckin
01:09:30.300 and your
01:09:31.900 Iowa
01:09:32.280 talk
01:09:32.640 man
01:09:33.220 it's
01:09:33.400 dope 1.00
01:09:33.640 as fuck 1.00
01:09:34.100 because 1.00
01:09:34.460 it really
01:09:35.720 resonates
01:09:36.100 with me
01:09:36.760 I had
01:09:37.340 issues
01:09:37.660 with my
01:09:38.160 mom
01:09:38.560 and
01:09:39.480 she's 0.98
01:09:39.900 an addict
01:09:40.360 people don't
01:09:42.080 really understand
01:09:42.740 how that
01:09:43.200 disconnects
01:09:43.840 you from
01:09:44.280 modern day
01:09:45.560 adulthood
01:09:46.060 but
01:09:46.920 hey man
01:09:48.280 shout out
01:09:48.840 you're doing
01:09:49.180 big things
01:09:49.960 you're helping
01:09:50.660 people
01:09:51.140 to hear it
01:09:52.580 from someone
01:09:53.000 like you
01:09:53.620 is
01:09:53.940 very humbling
01:09:55.700 and
01:09:56.080 feels cool
01:09:57.280 man
01:09:57.580 I appreciate
01:09:58.140 you
01:09:58.460 later dog
01:09:59.840 oh gang
01:10:01.440 bro
01:10:01.640 thank you
01:10:02.020 for the
01:10:02.220 nice
01:10:02.500 words
01:10:03.000 man
01:10:03.380 you know
01:10:04.000 I'm sorry
01:10:04.340 a lot
01:10:04.540 of these
01:10:04.720 calls are
01:10:05.040 about me
01:10:05.480 I guess
01:10:05.880 today
01:10:06.300 and I'm
01:10:09.720 sorry that
01:10:10.120 your mother
01:10:10.460 suffers from
01:10:11.020 addiction
01:10:11.400 man
01:10:11.820 you know
01:10:15.640 it breaks
01:10:16.100 my heart
01:10:16.940 honestly
01:10:17.340 it's just
01:10:20.980 so powerful
01:10:21.720 it's so
01:10:22.460 powerful
01:10:23.040 people don't
01:10:23.680 know
01:10:24.020 people don't
01:10:26.640 know
01:10:26.980 and when
01:10:29.520 you do
01:10:29.920 struggle
01:10:30.260 from it
01:10:30.640 the pain
01:10:31.120 that an
01:10:31.440 addict
01:10:31.720 feels
01:10:32.220 that they
01:10:33.360 can't
01:10:33.880 love
01:10:34.240 somebody
01:10:34.540 that they
01:10:34.820 have
01:10:35.020 trouble
01:10:35.520 loving
01:10:35.820 that they
01:10:36.100 have
01:10:36.240 trouble
01:10:36.640 connecting
01:10:37.160 I mean
01:10:37.480 I don't
01:10:40.580 know what's
01:10:41.040 the tougher
01:10:41.440 side of the
01:10:42.020 coin
01:10:42.420 to be the
01:10:44.280 one that
01:10:44.700 doesn't get
01:10:45.140 the connection
01:10:45.660 to be the
01:10:46.060 one that
01:10:46.360 can't even
01:10:46.780 give it
01:10:47.480 you know
01:10:53.480 there's just
01:10:53.840 there's some
01:10:54.400 break in how
01:10:55.100 we're doing
01:10:55.500 things
01:10:55.780 there's some
01:10:56.200 disconnect
01:10:56.720 that we
01:10:57.080 don't see
01:10:57.560 overall
01:10:58.160 we're missing
01:10:59.820 something
01:11:00.360 as a
01:11:01.920 species
01:11:02.340 and
01:11:04.300 and I'm
01:11:07.740 sorry
01:11:08.000 I'm sorry
01:11:08.400 that your
01:11:08.680 mother
01:11:08.900 has dealt
01:11:10.360 with that
01:11:10.780 and that
01:11:11.080 you've had
01:11:11.380 to deal
01:11:11.660 with that
01:11:12.060 man
01:11:12.380 I bet
01:11:13.200 you're an
01:11:13.420 awesome
01:11:13.660 guy
01:11:14.040 and awesome
01:11:15.120 son
01:11:15.580 and yeah
01:11:16.500 we'll just
01:11:17.060 keep it
01:11:17.360 going
01:11:17.580 how about
01:11:17.920 that
01:11:18.240 gang
01:11:18.740 all right 0.99
01:11:19.780 let's hit
01:11:20.160 one more
01:11:20.660 here
01:11:21.080 and thank
01:11:21.740 you guys
01:11:22.020 as always
01:11:22.400 the hotline
01:11:22.840 985-664-9503
01:11:26.580 hey
01:11:28.260 it's Ashley
01:11:29.100 from Albany
01:11:29.660 Georgia
01:11:30.060 just had a
01:11:30.540 quick
01:11:30.700 hey
01:11:31.420 Ashley
01:11:31.980 and I used to
01:11:33.220 date him
01:11:33.560 my first
01:11:33.940 girl 0.91
01:11:34.240 first girlfriend
01:11:35.520 named Ashley
01:11:36.240 actually
01:11:36.680 and
01:11:37.460 and it was a
01:11:39.440 woman 0.99
01:11:39.700 and
01:11:41.080 beautiful gal 1.00
01:11:43.380 sweet gal 0.87
01:11:44.300 and
01:11:45.180 anyway
01:11:45.940 you're a
01:11:47.020 man
01:11:47.280 and I'm
01:11:47.540 happy
01:11:47.780 you're
01:11:47.960 here
01:11:48.140 too
01:11:48.360 as well
01:11:48.720 brother
01:11:49.060 gang
01:11:49.860 baby
01:11:50.060 onward
01:11:50.400 question
01:11:51.960 for you
01:11:52.420 my
01:11:53.300 assistant
01:11:53.700 at work
01:11:54.140 has been
01:11:54.420 taking
01:11:54.680 really long
01:11:55.260 bathroom
01:11:55.640 breaks
01:11:56.040 dude
01:11:56.920 goes
01:11:57.260 like
01:11:57.580 maybe
01:11:57.960 three
01:11:58.280 times
01:11:58.660 a day
01:11:59.220 for like
01:11:59.760 an hour
01:12:00.240 at a time
01:12:00.880 I mean
01:12:01.100 if I had
01:12:02.120 the time
01:12:02.500 at work
01:12:02.940 it seems
01:12:03.560 like he's
01:12:04.720 in the
01:12:05.060 toilet
01:12:05.320 but I
01:12:07.060 just was
01:12:07.420 wondering
01:12:07.740 what should
01:12:08.660 I say
01:12:09.120 should I
01:12:09.420 say
01:12:09.600 something
01:12:09.860 to him
01:12:10.380 or
01:12:10.820 I don't
01:12:11.960 know
01:12:12.060 it's just
01:12:12.260 kind of
01:12:12.520 weird
01:12:12.820 and I
01:12:13.180 just
01:12:13.440 thought
01:12:14.020 your
01:12:14.160 take
01:12:14.380 would
01:12:14.500 be
01:12:14.600 good
01:12:14.760 on
01:12:14.880 it
01:12:15.080 all
01:12:15.400 right
01:12:15.520 anyway
01:12:15.840 love
01:12:16.160 love
01:12:16.620 the
01:12:16.760 show
01:12:17.040 and
01:12:17.280 I
01:12:17.380 just
01:12:17.500 gang
01:12:18.380 baby
01:12:18.600 thank you
01:12:19.000 I didn't
01:12:19.160 mean to
01:12:19.360 cut you 0.98
01:12:19.720 off 1.00
01:12:20.020 dude
01:12:20.360 but
01:12:20.760 but I
01:12:22.960 did
01:12:23.140 on accident
01:12:23.680 or I
01:12:24.020 don't even
01:12:24.200 know if I
01:12:24.420 did it
01:12:24.600 on accident
01:12:25.040 but
01:12:25.700 yeah bro
01:12:27.260 first of all
01:12:27.940 obviously
01:12:28.360 this could be
01:12:29.080 Kevin Burling
01:12:29.760 dog
01:12:30.120 okay
01:12:30.820 this could
01:12:31.800 be Kevin
01:12:32.220 Burling
01:12:32.580 in there
01:12:33.000 he got
01:12:33.960 that surprise
01:12:34.680 party in
01:12:35.280 his bottom
01:12:35.820 bro
01:12:36.140 you know
01:12:37.140 what I'm
01:12:37.360 saying
01:12:37.660 he got
01:12:38.120 that
01:12:38.380 ta-da 0.62
01:12:38.900 in his
01:12:40.040 colon
01:12:40.420 dog
01:12:40.740 he
01:12:40.940 might not
01:12:41.560 be able
01:12:41.820 to handle
01:12:42.220 the work
01:12:42.640 environment
01:12:43.140 and this
01:12:44.720 is the kind
01:12:45.180 of employees
01:12:45.760 you get
01:12:46.100 these days
01:12:46.560 some guys
01:12:47.160 they come
01:12:47.640 they clock
01:12:48.180 in 1.00
01:12:48.520 they shit 1.00
01:12:49.320 you have 1.00
01:12:51.500 a dude
01:12:51.800 at work
01:12:52.180 for six
01:12:52.700 hours
01:12:53.080 he's 0.99
01:12:53.360 shitting 1.00
01:12:53.600 for four 1.00
01:12:54.260 hours
01:12:54.760 bro
01:12:55.100 and you
01:12:58.160 gotta pay
01:12:58.860 him
01:12:59.080 and then
01:12:59.500 he wants
01:13:00.020 child
01:13:01.040 support
01:13:01.840 you like
01:13:03.100 child
01:13:03.580 support
01:13:04.040 he's like
01:13:04.360 yeah I'm
01:13:04.740 dropping
01:13:05.020 these kids
01:13:05.560 off at the
01:13:06.120 pool
01:13:06.480 son
01:13:06.920 and they'll
01:13:07.900 take you 1.00
01:13:08.240 to damn 1.00
01:13:08.580 court 1.00
01:13:08.920 that's
01:13:09.240 Kevin
01:13:09.600 Burling
01:13:10.180 dog
01:13:10.680 this is
01:13:12.840 the
01:13:13.000 this is
01:13:13.440 the issue
01:13:14.020 with the
01:13:14.400 this is
01:13:15.140 the issue
01:13:15.660 with today
01:13:16.300 man
01:13:16.700 you can't
01:13:17.560 even find
01:13:18.040 somebody
01:13:18.420 that wants
01:13:18.680 to show
01:13:19.040 up and
01:13:19.300 do work
01:13:19.880 people
01:13:21.920 pay
01:13:22.220 want you
01:13:22.720 to pay
01:13:23.040 them 1.00
01:13:23.180 the shit 1.00
01:13:23.660 that's 1.00
01:13:25.820 the world
01:13:26.260 we live
01:13:26.720 in
01:13:27.060 people
01:13:27.880 saying
01:13:28.160 hey
01:13:28.340 give me
01:13:28.660 thirty
01:13:28.940 dollars
01:13:29.360 an hour
01:13:29.840 bro
01:13:30.180 I'll
01:13:30.640 open 1.00
01:13:30.860 my ass 0.99
01:13:31.400 up 0.99
01:13:31.600 over at
01:13:31.980 your
01:13:32.120 office
01:13:32.580 you're
01:13:33.060 like
01:13:33.200 what
01:13:33.560 and they
01:13:35.780 went on
01:13:36.300 medical
01:13:36.720 they want
01:13:38.340 medical
01:13:38.780 and dental
01:13:39.360 they want
01:13:41.000 dental
01:13:41.660 bro
01:13:42.080 and all
01:13:43.580 they doing 1.00
01:13:44.160 is shitting 1.00
01:13:44.920 they want 0.99
01:13:48.020 dental
01:13:48.580 bro
01:13:49.020 if all
01:13:50.880 you doing
01:13:51.380 at work
01:13:51.860 is doing
01:13:52.360 booty
01:13:52.840 and you
01:13:53.900 want
01:13:54.160 dental
01:13:54.560 bro
01:13:54.820 that's
01:13:55.160 messed
01:13:55.500 up
01:13:55.900 and you
01:13:56.500 know
01:13:56.740 it is
01:13:57.260 it just
01:14:00.440 I don't
01:14:01.020 know when
01:14:01.340 it ends
01:14:01.700 man
01:14:01.860 and I
01:14:02.100 don't
01:14:02.200 know
01:14:02.280 how
01:14:02.380 you
01:14:02.480 handle
01:14:02.800 it
01:14:03.020 you
01:14:04.020 can't
01:14:04.380 say
01:14:04.540 nothing
01:14:04.800 they'll
01:14:05.020 sue
01:14:05.260 you
01:14:05.520 say
01:14:06.960 they
01:14:07.100 won't
01:14:07.320 let
01:14:07.440 you
01:14:07.560 won't
01:14:07.800 let
01:14:07.980 them
01:14:08.140 do
01:14:08.720 bowels
01:14:09.280 at
01:14:09.460 work
01:14:09.720 you
01:14:11.360 won't
01:14:11.540 let
01:14:11.700 them
01:14:11.800 have
01:14:11.940 a
01:14:12.100 BM
01:14:12.500 a
01:14:12.700 natural
01:14:13.120 BM
01:14:13.520 at
01:14:13.860 work
01:14:14.140 you'll
01:14:15.340 be
01:14:15.460 on
01:14:15.700 their
01:14:15.840 BM
01:14:16.280 suppressor
01:14:16.980 they call
01:14:17.380 you
01:14:17.620 or that
01:14:19.120 booty
01:14:19.480 oppressor
01:14:20.300 they saying
01:14:21.780 you caging
01:14:22.340 up
01:14:22.560 their bowels
01:14:23.300 you know
01:14:24.880 they out
01:14:26.300 there faking
01:14:26.800 Crohn's
01:14:27.340 disease
01:14:27.700 and doing
01:14:28.140 all
01:14:28.440 of
01:14:28.560 it
01:14:28.740 just
01:14:29.240 it's
01:14:30.680 hard to
01:14:31.000 be an
01:14:31.240 employer
01:14:31.660 these
01:14:31.960 days
01:14:32.500 because
01:14:33.680 people
01:14:33.940 want
01:14:34.180 you to
01:14:34.440 pay
01:14:34.620 them
01:14:34.740 the 1.00
01:14:34.900 shit 1.00
01:14:35.200 you hear 1.00
01:14:38.020 me
01:14:38.140 people
01:14:38.440 want
01:14:38.740 you to
01:14:39.020 pay
01:14:39.340 them
01:14:39.580 to 1.00
01:14:39.980 shit 1.00
01:14:40.480 man 0.99
01:14:40.840 and
01:14:42.260 some
01:14:42.580 of
01:14:42.740 it
01:14:42.820 is
01:14:42.940 because
01:14:43.120 of
01:14:43.220 this
01:14:43.400 Japanese
01:14:43.840 stuff
01:14:44.260 the
01:14:44.400 only
01:14:44.620 fans
01:14:45.120 they got
01:14:46.320 women 1.00
01:14:46.620 on there
01:14:47.100 they're getting
01:14:47.420 paid to do it
01:14:48.100 a man
01:14:48.460 man
01:14:49.340 and
01:14:50.320 and
01:14:50.340 and
01:14:50.360 now
01:14:50.520 he
01:14:50.640 clocks
01:14:51.020 in
01:14:51.220 over
01:14:51.400 there
01:14:51.580 with
01:14:51.780 you
01:14:52.000 he
01:14:52.720 works
01:14:53.000 over
01:14:53.200 there
01:14:53.360 at
01:14:53.500 snap
01:14:53.920 all
01:14:54.180 or
01:14:54.320 whatever
01:14:54.660 over
01:14:55.000 construction
01:14:55.660 stuff
01:14:56.200 you know
01:14:57.700 he's over
01:14:58.060 there at
01:14:58.320 the
01:14:58.460 caterpillar
01:14:58.940 plant
01:14:59.420 and he's
01:15:01.220 over there
01:15:01.780 you know
01:15:02.400 doing booty
01:15:05.520 over there
01:15:06.040 and wanting
01:15:06.420 you know
01:15:06.960 paid by the
01:15:07.900 hour
01:15:08.220 it's a tough
01:15:10.260 world man
01:15:10.920 it's a tough
01:15:11.740 world for
01:15:12.420 people just
01:15:13.020 trying to
01:15:13.320 navigate it
01:15:14.020 but don't
01:15:15.440 give up on
01:15:15.840 yourselves
01:15:16.240 if you
01:15:16.580 are
01:15:16.920 it's just
01:15:19.300 a weird
01:15:19.680 world
01:15:20.020 and I
01:15:20.240 think we
01:15:20.460 have to
01:15:20.720 laugh at
01:15:21.300 it
01:15:21.360 we gotta
01:15:21.620 laugh
01:15:22.040 and say
01:15:22.280 man
01:15:22.560 that world
01:15:22.940 is weird
01:15:23.660 that world
01:15:24.860 is weird
01:15:25.400 and I need
01:15:26.560 to laugh
01:15:26.900 at it
01:15:27.160 more
01:15:27.420 because I
01:15:28.680 let it
01:15:28.980 get too
01:15:29.320 serious
01:15:29.660 for me
01:15:30.120 and
01:15:31.780 when I
01:15:33.160 laugh at
01:15:33.620 it it
01:15:33.840 takes the
01:15:34.260 it takes
01:15:35.420 that stinger
01:15:35.940 off the
01:15:36.360 off a
01:15:37.380 life
01:15:37.700 when I
01:15:38.700 laugh at
01:15:39.120 it
01:15:39.900 so
01:15:40.320 but at
01:15:42.220 least big
01:15:42.600 Jesus
01:15:42.880 Cristo
01:15:43.380 just popped
01:15:43.940 by and
01:15:44.320 let us
01:15:44.620 know
01:15:44.800 he's still
01:15:45.240 in the
01:15:45.500 game
01:15:45.860 at least
01:15:47.300 he just
01:15:47.640 stopped
01:15:47.960 by and
01:15:48.340 let us
01:15:48.680 know
01:15:48.900 hey
01:15:49.140 don't
01:15:49.980 forget
01:15:50.280 about
01:15:50.560 your
01:15:50.720 dog
01:15:51.140 you know
01:15:51.580 that
01:15:52.660 time
01:15:53.080 trumper
01:15:53.560 you know
01:15:53.940 one way
01:15:54.380 to
01:15:54.520 beat
01:15:55.500 the
01:15:55.740 system
01:15:56.180 so
01:15:57.600 all right
01:15:59.440 we're gonna
01:15:59.660 find our
01:16:00.160 way out
01:16:00.520 of this
01:16:00.760 episode
01:16:01.240 here
01:16:01.720 and we'll
01:16:03.600 kind of
01:16:04.060 it will
01:16:04.480 come in
01:16:04.800 a little
01:16:05.020 bit
01:16:05.240 this is
01:16:06.060 the
01:16:06.420 unacoustic
01:16:07.260 version
01:16:07.720 of
01:16:08.720 stone
01:16:09.300 keepers
01:16:10.020 there
01:16:10.960 is a
01:16:11.600 light
01:16:11.960 from
01:16:12.360 stone
01:16:12.720 keepers
01:16:13.100 and
01:16:13.340 David
01:16:13.740 Manuel
01:16:14.620 we got
01:16:16.600 David
01:16:16.880 Spade
01:16:17.220 in
01:16:17.360 studio
01:16:17.620 next
01:16:17.900 week
01:16:18.140 and
01:16:18.720 also
01:16:19.020 I
01:16:19.200 want
01:16:19.320 to
01:16:19.400 if
01:16:19.600 you
01:16:19.780 have
01:16:20.100 if
01:16:20.360 you
01:16:20.460 know
01:16:20.640 someone
01:16:20.880 who has
01:16:21.080 a very
01:16:21.340 unique
01:16:21.820 job
01:16:22.400 and a
01:16:22.740 unique
01:16:23.080 personality
01:16:24.000 hit up
01:16:26.080 the producer
01:16:26.600 email
01:16:27.060 we're looking
01:16:27.580 right now
01:16:28.040 to find
01:16:29.360 somebody
01:16:29.640 who's worked
01:16:30.000 in trauma
01:16:30.660 trauma
01:16:31.240 cleanup
01:16:31.640 or
01:16:32.020 you know
01:16:33.420 crime scene
01:16:34.200 and people
01:16:35.540 that's doing
01:16:36.120 hoarding
01:16:36.840 that type
01:16:37.200 of cleanup
01:16:37.820 you know
01:16:39.080 we're looking
01:16:39.860 for somebody
01:16:40.320 in that
01:16:40.640 position
01:16:41.080 that's in
01:16:42.440 somewhere in
01:16:43.060 the central
01:16:43.620 east area
01:16:44.220 or in the
01:16:44.600 Los Angeles
01:16:45.060 area
01:16:45.520 and then
01:16:47.240 we're looking
01:16:47.640 also maybe
01:16:48.300 somebody that's
01:16:48.900 run a
01:16:49.200 pawn shop
01:16:49.840 or managed
01:16:51.260 a pawn
01:16:51.660 shop
01:16:51.940 or
01:16:52.440 a renaissance
01:16:53.900 fair
01:16:54.240 those are
01:16:55.440 some unique
01:16:56.040 jobs we like
01:16:56.880 to investigate
01:16:57.560 so if you
01:16:59.620 know someone
01:17:00.000 in one of
01:17:00.380 those realms
01:17:01.080 who has a
01:17:02.480 unique
01:17:02.820 personality
01:17:03.420 we want
01:17:03.780 somebody
01:17:04.060 who's good
01:17:04.460 at sharing
01:17:04.900 their story
01:17:05.540 and at
01:17:06.320 talking
01:17:07.300 and being
01:17:08.460 communicative
01:17:09.260 you know
01:17:09.960 we don't want
01:17:10.700 no Kevin
01:17:11.080 Burling out
01:17:11.700 there
01:17:11.980 you know
01:17:13.060 we don't want
01:17:13.720 no somebody
01:17:14.340 you know
01:17:14.960 you hit them 0.99
01:17:15.880 with a candle
01:17:16.380 and a cake
01:17:16.860 and they 1.00
01:17:17.120 fucking can't 1.00
01:17:17.640 handle it 1.00
01:17:18.160 you know
01:17:19.300 then they're 0.97
01:17:19.760 in the shitter
01:17:20.200 for an hour
01:17:20.840 we don't want
01:17:21.760 that
01:17:22.000 we want
01:17:23.340 somebody who's
01:17:23.840 just got
01:17:24.100 light bowels
01:17:24.920 and enjoys
01:17:26.220 the birthday
01:17:27.720 song
01:17:28.160 you guys be
01:17:30.080 good to
01:17:30.320 yourself man
01:17:30.800 you deserve
01:17:31.200 it baby
01:17:31.540 gang
01:17:32.020 I'll see
01:17:32.460 you guys
01:17:32.960 in one of
01:17:35.060 those cities
01:17:35.440 I'm coming
01:17:35.800 to soon
01:17:36.920 thank you
01:17:38.960 come on
01:17:49.240 that's a little
01:17:53.680 gospel
01:17:53.940 come on
01:18:05.240 that's a little
01:18:05.700 gospel
01:18:05.940 god I have
01:18:22.760 B.O.
01:18:23.200 B.O. son
01:18:23.600 I got some
01:18:35.640 B.O. baby
01:18:36.600 thank you guys
01:18:46.600 thank you guys
01:18:46.660 come on
01:19:06.400 Where to hide, now I am free, open and pure, fearless and brave.
01:19:16.140 All right.
01:19:17.180 I am secure.
01:19:19.700 It's getting a little bit gay for me, dude, honestly.
01:19:23.800 But, whatever. 0.59
01:19:27.880 Praise, baby.
01:19:28.540 You guys be good.
01:19:29.540 Thank you guys for being a part of the episode.
01:19:31.640 Thank you guys for being a part of my life.
01:19:33.460 We'll see you all next week.
01:19:34.480 Be good to yourself, baby.
01:19:35.640 You deserve it.
01:19:36.340 Gang. 0.66
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