This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E389 Belated Bunny

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00:00:30.960 All right, let's get into it.

00:00:34.560 Good day, everyone.

00:00:37.100 And welcome to another episode of This Past Weekend.

00:00:43.260 What's going on?

00:00:44.240 Happy belated Easter.

00:00:46.760 If you did it.

00:00:48.700 If you did Easter, man, then you probably know what I'm talking about.

00:00:52.140 Or if you enjoy Easter.

00:00:57.600 Mmm.

00:00:58.120 Don't let the Lord lick you.

00:01:02.360 We're the good Lord.

00:01:03.640 What did they used to say?

00:01:04.640 Don't.

00:01:06.500 Don't.

00:01:09.220 I don't know what they said.

00:01:11.360 But here we are.

00:01:14.300 Happy Easter.

00:01:15.820 Happy belated Easter.

00:01:19.060 And let's get into this episode.

00:01:20.920 Oh, that's a little slow, boy.

00:01:48.320 That'll make you damn kill yourself at a wedding right there.

00:01:50.760 That thing sounds a little.

00:01:52.900 That's a little slow.

00:01:54.180 I'm sorry.

00:01:54.540 I was trying to find some Easter music.

00:01:59.160 And Easter don't have a lot of good music.

00:02:00.940 That's another thing, you know.

00:02:02.960 Easter don't have a lot of good music.

00:02:04.760 Most of it's at church.

00:02:05.760 You got to go to church to hear it.

00:02:08.840 Let's try one more.

00:02:09.920 Here we go.

00:02:10.460 Here we go.

00:02:11.460 Hmm.

00:02:16.580 Hmm.

00:02:19.120 Hmm.

00:02:30.660 Hmm.

00:02:32.580 Hmm.

00:02:34.420 Hmm.

00:02:34.820 Hmm.

00:02:36.400 Hmm.

00:02:36.840 Hmm.

00:02:37.180 Hmm.

00:02:37.860 Hmm.

00:02:38.340 ooh that drum comes in

00:02:45.840 that drum comes in

00:02:52.200 and doesn't even help

00:02:53.160 yeah that's a little

00:02:59.920 that's bad when the drum comes in

00:03:01.800 and doesn't even help

00:03:02.620 you know

00:03:04.020 that sounds like a little

00:03:06.360 maybe like an elementary school band

00:03:08.040 on the titanic or something

00:03:10.420 like damn you know the second they start up

00:03:12.500 this band is going down boy

00:03:15.240 oh yeah

00:03:29.340 yeah you could hear the water

00:03:36.060 I mean you could see the water rising

00:03:38.140 outside of the classroom windows

00:03:39.820 right there

00:03:40.240 that thing

00:03:40.780 that's a real sinker's anthem

00:03:43.960 right there

00:03:44.620 I think

00:03:45.660 what is it

00:03:47.660 I'm trying to find out there

00:03:48.440 one more good track

00:03:49.320 for Easter music here

00:03:51.620 let me see what I can do for us

00:03:53.520 try to find one more

00:03:55.940 there we go baby

00:04:03.740 that's got a little more lift in it

00:04:08.280 whenever you're down

00:04:10.440 out in the cold

00:04:13.580 faithless and dark

00:04:16.400 your story's untold

00:04:18.940 come take my hand

00:04:21.640 come on

00:04:22.100 and walk there with me

00:04:24.960 I know a place

00:04:27.680 where we can be free

00:04:30.060 let's go baby

00:04:31.100 there is a light

00:04:33.240 shining for you

00:04:36.400 guiding your way

00:04:39.240 helping you through

00:04:41.740 shadows and gloom

00:04:44.980 are all that you see

00:04:47.560 we'll find a place

00:04:50.500 where we can be free

00:04:52.780 come on now

00:04:53.560 from the mountain top

00:04:57.220 down to the deepest

00:04:59.540 loving

00:05:00.860 hear a voice

00:05:02.940 calling you

00:05:04.660 calling you

00:05:06.440 it's the rising sun

00:05:08.560 shining in the darkest

00:05:11.080 love

00:05:12.160 come on

00:05:12.600 can't you see

00:05:13.980 you will be free

00:05:15.820 can't you see

00:05:17.220 can't you see

00:05:22.280 you will be free

00:05:22.960 and that's a beautiful

00:05:23.600 little tune right there

00:05:24.400 I just found that

00:05:25.240 and that is

00:05:25.800 there is a light

00:05:26.520 by the stone keepers

00:05:27.900 and that band

00:05:29.440 they play some stuff

00:05:30.280 it seemed like

00:05:31.060 something you could

00:05:33.640 wash a baby to

00:05:34.600 really

00:05:34.860 that's what you want

00:05:35.560 let's hear them again

00:05:36.400 it's just instrumental

00:05:37.140 here with this hitter

00:05:38.240 come on now

00:05:48.660 oh yeah

00:05:52.840 tuck your junk baby

00:05:54.720 tuck your junk

00:05:55.840 and feel something

00:05:56.940 mmm

00:06:00.260 you don't need a bra ladies

00:06:02.520 let the lord hold your tits

00:06:04.200 ladies

00:06:04.580 come on

00:06:05.100 and big fellas

00:06:07.700 come on

00:06:10.900 there you go

00:06:21.220 that's something

00:06:21.540 you could wash

00:06:22.060 a dang baby to

00:06:23.120 right there

00:06:23.700 you could just

00:06:27.540 see the water

00:06:28.140 going over

00:06:28.620 his little back

00:06:29.380 mmm

00:06:31.720 mmm

00:06:32.120 mmm

00:06:32.620 mmm

00:06:32.900 yeah

00:06:35.980 that's something

00:06:36.420 you could wash

00:06:36.880 a baby to

00:06:37.460 right there

00:06:37.920 you know

00:06:38.300 even wash

00:06:39.100 under his thick

00:06:39.680 little arms

00:06:40.300 right there

00:06:40.820 you know

00:06:42.160 just get it up

00:06:42.760 just damn

00:06:43.320 you just want to

00:06:44.340 just clean that

00:06:45.020 little sucker out

00:06:45.720 get the devil out

00:06:46.480 from under his arms

00:06:47.320 when I was young

00:06:50.440 they used to tell you

00:06:51.100 that if you stank

00:06:51.760 real bad

00:06:52.160 they said you got

00:06:52.480 the devil under

00:06:53.140 your arms

00:06:53.620 boy

00:06:53.900 and as a kid

00:06:56.480 you'd smell

00:06:57.020 under your arm

00:06:57.600 you'd be like

00:06:57.860 dang

00:06:58.200 something is going

00:06:58.960 on under there

00:06:59.820 I do have

00:07:01.880 something non-well

00:07:03.140 festering

00:07:05.000 under me

00:07:05.540 you know

00:07:07.000 I do have

00:07:08.880 something

00:07:09.220 you know

00:07:11.300 I got a little

00:07:11.680 dark arts garden

00:07:12.660 under each pit

00:07:13.540 under each flap

00:07:15.140 or under each

00:07:15.620 lifter

00:07:16.020 under each arm

00:07:16.840 what's going on

00:07:19.940 yeah

00:07:20.240 I hope you had

00:07:21.000 a beautiful

00:07:21.360 Easter time

00:07:22.080 I had a nice

00:07:22.740 time myself

00:07:23.580 I hope you were

00:07:24.320 you know

00:07:26.000 wherever this

00:07:26.600 episode finds you

00:07:28.560 today

00:07:28.760 if you're in your

00:07:29.260 car

00:07:29.680 if you're

00:07:30.540 sitting at home

00:07:31.380 maybe

00:07:31.740 having your little

00:07:33.280 soup or something

00:07:34.060 you know

00:07:35.440 maybe you're on

00:07:35.900 a lunch break

00:07:36.620 and you got

00:07:38.560 a sandwich

00:07:39.180 and some

00:07:42.280 people look

00:07:42.800 some people

00:07:43.520 cut their

00:07:44.000 sandwiches

00:07:44.460 and that

00:07:46.780 that's me

00:07:47.440 I cut my

00:07:47.980 sandwich up

00:07:48.600 you know

00:07:49.920 I do the

00:07:50.320 four cut

00:07:50.920 some people

00:07:52.920 do their

00:07:53.360 sandwich

00:07:53.640 they don't

00:07:53.960 do any

00:07:54.300 cut

00:07:54.520 they just

00:07:54.780 bite into

00:07:55.460 it just

00:07:55.840 blindly

00:07:56.660 just know

00:07:58.680 there's not

00:08:00.140 a real

00:08:00.500 game plan

00:08:01.440 it's very

00:08:02.440 those people

00:08:05.400 that's a real

00:08:06.160 question mark

00:08:07.000 fella right

00:08:07.600 there

00:08:07.940 or strong

00:08:08.940 woman

00:08:09.280 somebody who

00:08:11.380 don't

00:08:11.660 the sandwich

00:08:12.540 it's more

00:08:14.180 that attack

00:08:14.800 dog style

00:08:15.680 you know

00:08:16.400 I'm just

00:08:18.420 gonna get

00:08:18.920 in that

00:08:19.380 bitch

00:08:19.880 get in

00:08:20.400 there

00:08:20.780 but I like

00:08:22.800 that one

00:08:23.480 that's been

00:08:23.860 more dissected

00:08:24.880 you know

00:08:27.340 and you always

00:08:27.740 knew how much

00:08:28.200 somebody's mom

00:08:28.740 loved them

00:08:29.240 when they were

00:08:29.560 a kid

00:08:29.880 if that

00:08:30.500 sandwich

00:08:30.900 had been

00:08:31.160 really

00:08:31.400 clipped up

00:08:32.240 you know

00:08:35.520 and sometimes

00:08:36.180 you know

00:08:36.580 yeah cause

00:08:37.120 your mom

00:08:37.460 your mom

00:08:37.820 if your mom

00:08:38.760 really loves

00:08:39.200 she cut

00:08:39.620 that thing

00:08:40.040 you know

00:08:40.340 nice and

00:08:41.220 and then

00:08:43.600 you had

00:08:43.920 them you

00:08:44.460 know

00:08:44.700 them regular

00:08:46.500 boys out

00:08:47.340 there

00:08:47.600 and they

00:08:48.600 eat that

00:08:49.000 bitches

00:08:49.320 you know

00:08:50.000 that thing

00:08:51.600 look there's

00:08:52.000 no plan

00:08:52.540 to get

00:08:52.820 into that

00:08:53.240 thing

00:08:53.660 that sandwich

00:08:54.880 looks like

00:08:55.240 it doesn't

00:08:55.440 even want

00:08:55.840 you to get

00:08:56.220 into it

00:08:56.740 sometimes

00:08:57.040 if you

00:08:57.500 look at

00:08:57.900 it that

00:08:58.200 way

00:08:58.500 and that's

00:09:00.500 certainly

00:09:00.700 when I was

00:09:01.080 yeah when I

00:09:01.660 was young

00:09:02.060 I had that

00:09:02.480 kind of

00:09:02.840 thing

00:09:03.100 that thing

00:09:06.200 didn't have

00:09:09.040 a lot of

00:09:09.320 entry points

00:09:09.920 on it

00:09:10.280 a lot of

00:09:11.120 the sandwiches

00:09:11.600 we had

00:09:12.220 what's going

00:09:16.140 on man

00:09:16.960 yeah there's

00:09:19.240 always that

00:09:19.740 person at

00:09:20.220 lunch that

00:09:20.700 pulls that

00:09:21.160 bad bastard

00:09:21.900 out

00:09:22.280 you're like

00:09:23.240 damn

00:09:23.820 boy

00:09:24.220 this dude

00:09:25.580 this dude's

00:09:27.700 going through

00:09:28.120 some stuff

00:09:28.840 that sandwich

00:09:29.880 doesn't have

00:09:30.280 anything

00:09:30.620 going on

00:09:31.220 with it

00:09:31.620 and sometimes

00:09:32.840 some people's

00:09:33.400 mind would

00:09:33.700 cut the

00:09:34.060 heart in

00:09:34.500 the middle

00:09:34.820 be like

00:09:35.240 damn

00:09:35.960 they must

00:09:37.620 be rich

00:09:38.360 bro

00:09:38.700 if somebody

00:09:40.960 had that

00:09:41.340 heart cut

00:09:41.860 in that

00:09:42.160 sand

00:09:42.340 they must

00:09:43.320 be rich

00:09:44.680 and sometimes

00:09:47.560 they were

00:09:48.240 that's the

00:09:49.340 real kicker

00:09:50.480 they are

00:09:50.700 sometimes

00:09:50.940 they were

00:09:51.540 yeah happy

00:09:54.380 belated

00:09:54.780 Easter man

00:09:55.340 hope everybody

00:09:55.800 had a nice

00:09:56.340 time

00:09:56.560 hope everybody

00:09:57.160 got to at

00:09:57.780 least sit

00:09:58.260 and spend

00:09:58.720 time with

00:09:59.240 a loved

00:09:59.640 one

00:09:59.880 you know

00:10:01.800 got to be

00:10:02.240 around somebody

00:10:02.860 that they

00:10:03.140 cared about

00:10:03.780 and do

00:10:05.700 something

00:10:06.060 joyous

00:10:06.660 I went

00:10:08.860 down to

00:10:09.200 Louisiana

00:10:09.700 which is a

00:10:12.060 beautiful place

00:10:12.820 down there

00:10:13.300 man

00:10:13.540 it's a

00:10:15.660 slower place

00:10:16.680 you get

00:10:18.840 down to

00:10:19.160 Louisiana

00:10:19.620 man a

00:10:20.180 half hour

00:10:20.700 will take

00:10:21.020 45 minutes

00:10:21.940 ain't nobody

00:10:24.480 in a rush

00:10:25.140 to get

00:10:25.560 through that

00:10:26.040 somebody

00:10:28.340 start a

00:10:28.900 sentence

00:10:29.180 at 11

00:10:29.720 a.m.

00:10:30.200 and finish

00:10:30.720 it up

00:10:30.980 at about

00:10:31.480 1220

00:10:32.360 like

00:10:33.060 damn

00:10:33.760 dang

00:10:36.440 boy

00:10:36.780 Mr.

00:10:37.500 Eddie

00:10:37.660 really got

00:10:38.080 a gift

00:10:38.420 of gab

00:10:39.060 they say

00:10:39.580 but it's

00:10:42.820 a real

00:10:43.300 you know

00:10:43.740 it's just

00:10:44.040 a slow

00:10:44.520 going

00:10:44.980 you see

00:10:47.160 somebody

00:10:47.440 start

00:10:47.720 yawning

00:10:48.280 somebody

00:10:48.820 start

00:10:49.120 yawning

00:10:49.520 about

00:10:49.780 415

00:10:50.420 in the

00:10:50.740 afternoon

00:10:51.220 and they

00:10:52.420 won't

00:10:52.660 stop

00:10:52.980 till

00:10:53.160 about

00:10:53.360 5

00:10:53.820 just

00:10:55.740 it's a

00:10:56.400 slow

00:10:57.160 pace

00:10:57.800 it's just

00:11:00.200 that you

00:11:00.480 know

00:11:00.580 it's that

00:11:00.880 kind of

00:11:01.200 place

00:11:01.700 things take

00:11:04.180 time

00:11:04.740 and people

00:11:06.440 even a hug

00:11:07.220 takes time

00:11:07.740 you hug

00:11:08.180 somebody

00:11:08.440 that thing

00:11:08.720 will last

00:11:09.260 a minute

00:11:09.600 or two

00:11:09.960 you can

00:11:10.320 take a

00:11:11.520 small nap

00:11:12.120 if you

00:11:12.420 want

00:11:12.680 you know

00:11:16.000 you hug

00:11:16.480 somebody

00:11:16.940 it's just

00:11:17.320 people

00:11:17.640 there's not

00:11:18.220 as much

00:11:18.520 of a hurry

00:11:19.080 there's a

00:11:21.940 little more

00:11:22.240 patience

00:11:22.780 there's a

00:11:23.160 little more

00:11:23.660 peace

00:11:24.300 docility

00:11:25.780 you know

00:11:28.720 there's

00:11:28.900 something nice

00:11:29.400 about that

00:11:30.060 there's

00:11:32.160 something nice

00:11:32.620 about the

00:11:32.960 relaxation

00:11:33.380 of it

00:11:33.860 and it's

00:11:34.160 sweaty

00:11:34.520 too

00:11:34.760 down

00:11:34.980 there

00:11:35.160 though

00:11:35.420 you get

00:11:37.640 down

00:11:37.860 in

00:11:37.980 Louisiana

00:11:38.400 you get

00:11:38.780 down

00:11:38.920 into

00:11:39.060 some

00:11:39.280 of

00:11:39.360 these

00:11:39.460 rural

00:11:39.860 areas

00:11:40.320 baby

00:11:40.520 you know

00:11:40.740 what I'm

00:11:40.940 talking

00:11:41.200 about

00:11:41.380 as sweaty

00:11:41.840 as can

00:11:42.180 be

00:11:42.880 sometimes

00:11:45.120 it's

00:11:45.360 hard to

00:11:45.720 hug

00:11:45.920 some

00:11:46.140 people

00:11:46.420 now

00:11:46.740 if they

00:11:48.220 look

00:11:48.460 thick

00:11:48.860 or if

00:11:49.080 they

00:11:49.180 got a

00:11:49.500 little

00:11:49.660 bit of

00:11:49.900 oil

00:11:50.180 in their

00:11:50.500 skin

00:11:50.920 or you

00:11:51.300 know

00:11:51.480 or if

00:11:53.140 they

00:11:53.240 too

00:11:53.460 small

00:11:53.900 you can't

00:11:54.300 even get

00:11:54.580 a hug

00:11:54.960 on somebody

00:11:55.440 if they

00:11:55.660 real

00:11:55.940 bony

00:11:56.440 like

00:11:57.060 I can't

00:11:59.000 you can't

00:11:59.860 it's

00:12:00.740 impossible

00:12:01.440 you can't

00:12:04.140 really get a

00:12:04.740 good snatch

00:12:05.680 on them

00:12:06.180 because

00:12:07.640 everybody's

00:12:08.060 sweating

00:12:08.420 down there

00:12:08.780 people so

00:12:09.180 sweaty

00:12:09.680 you know

00:12:11.520 you see

00:12:11.760 people try

00:12:12.120 to shake

00:12:12.480 hands

00:12:12.840 20 times

00:12:14.240 the hands

00:12:14.580 slide right

00:12:15.260 off

00:12:15.580 can't even

00:12:16.180 somebody

00:12:16.860 put a

00:12:17.200 watch

00:12:17.500 on

00:12:17.740 they

00:12:17.860 can't

00:12:18.100 get

00:12:18.220 it

00:12:18.340 on

00:12:18.640 damn

00:12:19.180 because

00:12:21.220 of the

00:12:21.460 sweat

00:12:21.780 pouring

00:12:22.120 out

00:12:22.280 of

00:12:22.380 people

00:12:22.680 you know

00:12:25.120 there's

00:12:25.260 just a

00:12:25.500 lot

00:12:25.640 going on

00:12:26.160 down

00:12:26.360 there

00:12:26.640 but

00:12:26.920 we

00:12:27.060 had

00:12:27.180 a

00:12:27.280 nice

00:12:27.500 time

00:12:27.940 we

00:12:29.320 had

00:12:29.440 a

00:12:29.540 real

00:12:29.680 nice

00:12:29.960 time

00:12:30.320 man

00:12:30.620 it

00:12:32.740 was

00:12:33.000 what

00:12:34.240 was

00:12:34.500 it

00:12:34.600 it

00:12:34.700 was

00:12:34.880 you

00:12:35.920 know

00:12:36.020 when

00:12:36.160 I

00:12:36.260 was

00:12:36.400 in

00:12:36.520 high

00:12:36.720 school

00:12:36.880 I

00:12:37.020 went

00:12:37.120 and

00:12:37.240 lived

00:12:37.380 with

00:12:37.500 a

00:12:37.620 different

00:12:37.840 family

00:12:38.280 and

00:12:38.500 the

00:12:39.400 fellow

00:12:39.640 that

00:12:39.840 raised

00:12:40.160 me

00:12:40.280 that

00:12:40.460 man

00:12:40.940 who

00:12:41.580 was

00:12:42.140 part

00:12:42.360 of

00:12:42.440 my

00:12:42.560 life

00:12:42.800 he

00:12:42.920 turned

00:12:43.160 80

00:12:43.420 years

00:12:43.720 old

00:12:44.100 and

00:12:45.320 he

00:12:45.440 getting

00:12:45.660 older

00:12:46.020 baby

00:12:46.260 now

00:12:46.560 so

00:12:48.220 we

00:12:48.360 went

00:12:48.540 down

00:12:48.820 there

00:12:49.060 and

00:12:49.180 had

00:12:49.320 his

00:12:49.500 birthday

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00:12:50.140 that

00:12:50.260 was

00:12:50.380 really

00:12:50.620 nice

00:12:51.120 and

00:12:51.820 then

00:12:52.080 went

00:12:53.560 over

00:12:53.720 to

00:12:53.840 my

00:12:54.000 brother's

00:12:54.420 house

00:12:54.640 for

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00:12:55.220 and

00:12:57.780 they

00:12:57.880 had

00:12:58.000 some

00:12:58.140 good

00:12:58.360 food

00:12:58.780 over

00:12:59.000 there

00:12:59.220 baby

00:12:59.580 what

00:13:01.220 did

00:13:01.320 they

00:13:01.440 have

00:13:01.740 they

00:13:01.900 had

00:13:02.240 them

00:13:04.900 little

00:13:05.260 wiener

00:13:07.940 blanket

00:13:08.820 it's

00:13:10.120 like

00:13:10.260 wiener

00:13:10.620 blanket

00:13:11.080 it

00:13:12.460 it's

00:13:14.640 not

00:13:14.760 like

00:13:14.920 a

00:13:15.060 it's

00:13:15.380 like

00:13:15.500 a

00:13:15.660 little

00:13:15.860 wiener

00:13:16.260 blanket

00:13:16.660 it

00:13:17.080 looked

00:13:18.760 like

00:13:18.880 a

00:13:19.000 piece

00:13:19.180 of

00:13:19.340 bread

00:13:19.740 put

00:13:20.000 a

00:13:20.140 rear

00:13:20.320 naked

00:13:20.620 choke

00:13:20.940 on

00:13:21.120 a

00:13:21.260 damn

00:13:21.580 little

00:13:22.160 wiener

00:13:22.600 you

00:13:24.400 know

00:13:24.500 what

00:13:24.600 I'm

00:13:24.700 talking

00:13:24.980 about

00:13:25.240 it

00:13:25.380 looked

00:13:25.620 like

00:13:25.900 yeah

00:13:28.680 it's

00:13:29.800 like

00:13:30.060 you

00:13:32.340 know

00:13:32.460 what

00:13:32.540 I'm

00:13:32.620 talking

00:13:32.840 about

00:13:33.040 it's

00:13:33.180 just

00:13:33.280 like

00:13:33.400 a

00:13:33.560 little

00:13:33.820 it's

00:13:34.980 like

00:13:35.080 a

00:13:35.180 little

00:13:35.360 wiener

00:13:35.800 is

00:13:35.940 wearing

00:13:36.180 a

00:13:36.360 little

00:13:36.560 French

00:13:37.620 bread

00:13:37.960 as

00:13:38.120 like

00:13:38.240 a

00:13:38.400 cape

00:13:38.720 I

00:13:39.960 don't

00:13:40.060 know

00:13:40.160 what

00:13:40.280 it's

00:13:40.500 called

00:13:41.060 but

00:13:42.520 they

00:13:42.760 had

00:13:43.000 a

00:13:43.100 whole

00:13:43.300 stack

00:13:43.820 of

00:13:43.940 mitches

00:13:44.440 and

00:13:44.540 I

00:13:44.640 got

00:13:44.820 in

00:13:44.980 there

00:13:45.220 and

00:13:47.160 they

00:13:47.300 had

00:13:47.440 those

00:13:47.620 finger

00:13:47.940 sandwiches

00:13:48.500 somebody

00:13:48.860 brought

00:13:49.120 a

00:13:49.260 tray

00:13:49.480 at

00:13:49.620 m

00:13:49.800 and

00:13:51.000 I

00:13:51.120 cracked

00:13:51.480 in

00:13:51.660 at

00:13:51.780 m

00:13:51.960 and

00:13:52.080 some

00:13:52.300 of

00:13:52.420 those

00:13:52.840 you

00:13:55.140 know

00:13:55.240 the

00:13:55.400 meat

00:13:55.700 the

00:13:55.920 more

00:13:56.800 the

00:13:56.960 afternoon

00:13:57.280 goes

00:13:57.600 on

00:13:57.760 that

00:13:57.920 meat

00:13:58.160 gets

00:13:58.380 a

00:13:58.500 little

00:13:58.620 hard

00:13:59.080 and

00:14:02.080 that's

00:14:02.280 kind

00:14:02.420 of

00:14:02.480 when

00:14:02.580 you

00:14:02.680 find

00:14:02.920 out

00:14:03.060 who

00:14:03.200 you

00:14:03.360 are

00:14:03.600 as

00:14:03.740 a

00:14:03.860 man

00:14:04.160 I

00:14:04.340 think

00:14:04.600 is

00:14:04.860 the

00:14:06.720 later

00:14:07.100 in

00:14:07.260 the

00:14:07.380 afternoon

00:14:07.780 you're

00:14:08.060 willing

00:14:08.260 to

00:14:08.480 eat

00:14:08.680 a

00:14:08.840 finger

00:14:09.080 sandwich

00:14:09.600 because

00:14:12.720 you see

00:14:13.060 some

00:14:13.320 dudes

00:14:13.580 get

00:14:13.760 real

00:14:13.960 dicey

00:14:14.540 with

00:14:14.700 it

00:14:14.820 too

00:14:14.960 some

00:14:15.220 guys

00:14:15.540 will

00:14:15.660 only

00:14:15.920 roll

00:14:16.260 in

00:14:16.500 later

00:14:16.760 in

00:14:16.900 the

00:14:17.020 day

00:14:17.260 5pm

00:14:18.880 or

00:14:19.060 something

00:14:19.220 around

00:14:19.420 sundown

00:14:20.040 and

00:14:20.140 it

00:14:20.220 was

00:14:20.320 a

00:14:20.460 1pm

00:14:20.980 party

00:14:21.460 and

00:14:22.800 them

00:14:23.000 bitches

00:14:23.220 it

00:14:23.440 gets

00:14:23.620 real

00:14:23.900 hard

00:14:24.320 on

00:14:24.460 the

00:14:24.560 outside

00:14:25.040 on

00:14:26.600 those

00:14:26.780 little

00:14:26.940 finger

00:14:27.260 sound

00:14:27.500 a

00:14:27.600 little

00:14:27.680 bit

00:14:27.780 of

00:14:27.920 ham

00:14:28.220 on

00:14:28.380 that

00:14:28.540 bastard

00:14:28.860 you

00:14:30.160 know

00:14:33.860 and

00:14:34.380 some

00:14:34.660 men

00:14:34.900 they

00:14:35.060 go

00:14:35.240 tongue

00:14:35.600 first

00:14:35.980 into

00:14:36.180 that

00:14:36.380 bitch

00:14:36.580 some

00:14:36.780 of

00:14:36.880 those

00:14:37.000 older

00:14:37.300 men

00:14:37.680 that

00:14:37.880 shit

00:14:38.080 is

00:14:38.360 like

00:14:38.840 damn

00:14:39.480 bruh

00:14:40.180 y'all

00:14:41.700 need

00:14:41.860 to lock

00:14:42.260 that

00:14:42.500 man

00:14:42.900 up

00:14:43.340 or

00:14:44.500 at

00:14:44.660 least

00:14:44.820 go

00:14:45.040 through

00:14:45.240 his

00:14:45.420 hard

00:14:45.720 drive

00:14:46.080 that

00:14:46.260 dude

00:14:46.520 is

00:14:46.700 on

00:14:47.040 to

00:14:47.280 he's

00:14:47.720 been

00:14:47.920 doing

00:14:48.220 you

00:14:48.460 know

00:14:48.660 that

00:14:49.200 guy's

00:14:49.560 got

00:14:49.700 something

00:14:50.080 going

00:14:50.400 on

00:14:50.760 in

00:14:50.940 him

00:14:51.160 because

00:14:52.580 his

00:14:52.800 tongue

00:14:53.220 is

00:14:53.420 out

00:14:53.640 here

00:14:53.820 he's

00:14:54.080 out

00:14:54.200 here

00:14:54.320 tongue

00:14:54.700 first

00:14:55.140 into

00:14:55.320 the

00:14:55.520 world

00:14:55.820 looking

00:14:56.120 for

00:14:56.340 something

00:14:56.760 but

00:14:58.380 if

00:14:58.500 you

00:14:58.600 see

00:14:58.760 somebody

00:14:59.020 go

00:14:59.220 tongue

00:14:59.620 first

00:14:59.980 into

00:15:00.160 the

00:15:00.360 hard

00:15:00.680 side

00:15:01.020 of

00:15:01.140 a

00:15:01.280 finger

00:15:01.480 sandwich

00:15:01.980 dear

00:15:05.340 god

00:15:05.740 baby

00:15:05.960 lock

00:15:06.300 them

00:15:06.440 up

00:15:06.640 that's

00:15:06.860 what

00:15:06.980 I

00:15:07.120 say

00:15:07.360 lock

00:15:09.260 them

00:15:09.420 up

00:15:09.820 but

00:15:12.140 yeah

00:15:12.260 we had

00:15:12.460 a nice

00:15:12.780 time

00:15:13.060 man

00:15:13.180 we had

00:15:13.360 a really

00:15:13.560 nice

00:15:13.860 time

00:15:14.280 what

00:15:15.420 else

00:15:15.600 did

00:15:15.720 we

00:15:15.820 do

00:15:16.140 I'll

00:15:19.640 tell

00:15:19.820 you

00:15:20.000 I'll

00:15:20.260 tell

00:15:20.400 you

00:15:20.460 I got

00:15:21.060 some

00:15:21.220 new

00:15:21.360 tour

00:15:21.580 dates

00:15:21.820 I

00:15:21.920 want

00:15:22.020 to

00:15:22.100 tell

00:15:22.260 you

00:15:22.380 too

00:15:22.540 so

00:15:22.700 don't

00:15:22.860 forget

00:15:23.340 I'm

00:15:24.260 excited

00:15:24.600 to

00:15:24.780 let

00:15:24.940 you

00:15:25.080 know

00:15:25.320 we

00:15:25.600 got

00:15:25.740 an

00:15:25.880 extra

00:15:26.140 show

00:15:26.360 added

00:15:26.560 in

00:15:26.720 Los

00:15:26.940 Angeles

00:15:27.340 on

00:15:27.640 May

00:15:27.860 7th

00:15:28.760 that's

00:15:29.380 coming

00:15:29.620 up

00:15:29.800 over

00:15:29.980 there

00:15:30.120 at

00:15:30.220 the

00:15:30.340 wheel

00:15:30.540 turn

00:15:31.000 and

00:15:32.040 then

00:15:32.120 we

00:15:32.180 got

00:15:32.300 Albuquerque

00:15:33.100 New

00:15:33.420 Mexico

00:15:34.700 and

00:15:35.860 that's

00:15:36.080 May

00:15:36.240 18th

00:15:36.860 May

00:15:37.040 19th

00:15:37.540 in

00:15:37.700 Midland

00:15:38.120 May

00:15:38.340 20

00:15:38.780 in

00:15:39.460 Lubbock

00:15:40.060 Texas

00:15:40.820 and

00:15:41.800 May

00:15:42.000 21

00:15:42.480 Dallas

00:15:42.940 Texas

00:15:43.300 we've

00:15:43.580 added

00:15:43.760 another

00:15:44.100 show

00:15:44.440 there

00:15:44.760 so

00:15:46.180 get

00:15:46.460 your

00:15:46.620 friend

00:15:47.000 or

00:15:47.180 somebody

00:15:47.640 get

00:15:48.020 somebody

00:15:48.380 you

00:15:48.540 love

00:15:48.860 and

00:15:49.020 bring

00:15:49.260 them

00:15:49.400 grab

00:15:50.120 somebody

00:15:50.440 by the

00:15:50.740 hand

00:15:51.000 and

00:15:51.160 say

00:15:51.320 hey

00:15:51.480 babe

00:15:51.800 we're

00:15:53.020 gonna

00:15:53.100 go

00:15:53.240 get

00:15:53.420 involved

00:15:53.780 in

00:15:53.920 something

00:15:54.140 good

00:15:54.520 we

00:15:55.820 also

00:15:56.020 have

00:15:56.280 Savannah

00:15:56.820 Georgia

00:15:57.800 June

00:15:58.160 2nd

00:15:58.600 Augusta

00:15:59.380 Georgia

00:16:00.480 June

00:16:00.840 3rd

00:16:01.360 and

00:16:01.720 Montgomery

00:16:02.400 Alabama

00:16:02.840 June

00:16:03.220 4

00:16:03.620 as

00:16:04.280 well

00:16:04.420 as

00:16:04.580 Columbus

00:16:04.980 Georgia

00:16:05.440 June

00:16:06.080 5

00:16:06.900 and

00:16:08.840 some

00:16:09.060 those

00:16:09.680 are

00:16:09.800 all

00:16:09.960 available

00:16:10.280 theovahn.com

00:16:11.200 slash

00:16:11.500 tour

00:16:11.980 and

00:16:13.420 some

00:16:13.600 new

00:16:13.880 dates

00:16:14.320 down

00:16:14.580 in

00:16:14.800 Florida

00:16:15.300 we

00:16:16.980 are

00:16:17.280 we

00:16:17.520 have

00:16:17.680 June

00:16:17.980 23rd

00:16:18.780 in

00:16:18.940 Hollywood

00:16:19.380 Florida

00:16:19.980 June

00:16:21.060 24

00:16:21.780 Fort

00:16:22.720 Myers

00:16:23.300 Florida

00:16:23.740 down

00:16:24.020 there

00:16:24.180 military

00:16:24.560 area

00:16:25.080 I'm

00:16:25.280 guessing

00:16:25.560 and

00:16:26.920 June

00:16:27.200 2

00:16:27.480 5

00:16:27.900 over

00:16:28.120 in

00:16:28.300 Daytona

00:16:28.900 Beach

00:16:29.200 Florida

00:16:29.620 you

00:16:30.840 come

00:16:31.100 over

00:16:31.280 there

00:16:31.440 bring

00:16:31.680 them

00:16:31.820 sun

00:16:32.160 burnt

00:16:32.440 titties

00:16:32.860 out

00:16:33.060 with

00:16:33.280 you

00:16:33.420 and

00:16:34.280 bring

00:16:34.460 that

00:16:34.660 skin

00:16:34.940 cancer

00:16:35.360 with

00:16:35.600 you

00:16:35.720 baby

00:16:35.920 in

00:16:36.140 Daytona

00:16:36.880 everybody

00:16:37.660 out

00:16:37.920 there

00:16:38.060 smoking

00:16:38.400 on

00:16:38.580 them

00:16:38.720 door

00:16:39.040 owls

00:16:39.520 and

00:16:40.240 huffing

00:16:40.600 on

00:16:40.780 Winston

00:16:41.140 you'll

00:16:42.440 see a

00:16:42.740 newborn

00:16:42.980 come

00:16:43.400 out

00:16:43.560 and he

00:16:43.740 got

00:16:43.880 he'll

00:16:45.740 have

00:16:45.800 a

00:16:45.880 little

00:16:46.000 lighter

00:16:46.260 in

00:16:46.420 his

00:16:46.540 hand

00:16:46.840 hunting

00:16:47.680 a

00:16:47.860 door

00:16:48.060 owl

00:16:48.340 that's

00:16:49.400 Daytona

00:16:49.880 Beach

00:16:50.060 Florida

00:16:50.340 June

00:16:50.640 25

00:16:51.120 June

00:16:51.860 26

00:16:52.320 down

00:16:52.740 there

00:16:52.920 in

00:16:53.080 Lakeland

00:16:53.720 Florida

00:16:54.720 and

00:16:55.720 those

00:16:55.940 Florida

00:16:56.360 tickets

00:16:56.900 are

00:16:57.480 available

00:16:57.780 first

00:16:58.160 to

00:16:58.340 Patreon

00:16:58.780 on

00:17:00.360 Tuesday

00:17:00.780 April

00:17:01.240 19th

00:17:02.820 and

00:17:03.640 we'll

00:17:04.240 send

00:17:04.440 you the

00:17:04.680 code

00:17:04.920 on

00:17:05.200 Patreon

00:17:05.620 and

00:17:06.480 then

00:17:06.680 my

00:17:07.780 pre-sale

00:17:08.260 starts

00:17:08.580 Wednesday

00:17:09.100 April

00:17:09.480 20th

00:17:10.320 and

00:17:10.920 that

00:17:11.100 code

00:17:11.360 is

00:17:11.540 Rat

00:17:11.840 King

00:17:12.140 at

00:17:12.340 10

00:17:12.600 AM

00:17:12.900 locally

00:17:13.340 you can

00:17:13.980 get

00:17:14.200 those

00:17:14.740 and

00:17:17.320 that

00:17:17.480 starts

00:17:17.840 on

00:17:18.060 Wednesday

00:17:18.460 so

00:17:19.080 yeah

00:17:20.540 as well

00:17:21.040 we have

00:17:21.460 got some

00:17:22.200 new stuff

00:17:22.560 we got the

00:17:22.940 bobbleheads

00:17:23.480 on sale

00:17:24.000 and the

00:17:24.280 gang gang

00:17:24.760 hoodies

00:17:25.080 are out

00:17:25.520 now as

00:17:25.980 well

00:17:26.280 and you

00:17:27.140 can find

00:17:27.500 all those

00:17:27.840 online

00:17:28.360 and just

00:17:29.800 thank everybody

00:17:30.300 for the

00:17:30.640 support

00:17:31.040 you know

00:17:31.940 and thank you

00:17:32.840 for supporting

00:17:33.340 this podcast

00:17:33.840 and being

00:17:34.240 patient

00:17:34.700 with this

00:17:35.100 podcast

00:17:35.520 and just

00:17:37.400 being a

00:17:37.740 part of

00:17:38.200 this group

00:17:38.980 yeah

00:17:41.880 I'll get

00:17:42.480 back into

00:17:42.900 a little

00:17:43.160 bit more

00:17:43.480 about

00:17:43.740 Easter

00:17:44.120 you know

00:17:45.160 I went

00:17:45.500 and spent

00:17:45.760 some time

00:17:46.060 with my

00:17:46.280 family

00:17:46.700 and

00:17:47.320 we really

00:17:48.500 enjoyed

00:17:48.820 ourselves

00:17:49.220 but I

00:17:49.820 also want

00:17:50.160 to get

00:17:50.340 into

00:17:50.560 the news

00:17:51.280 a little

00:17:51.640 bit

00:17:51.820 the news

00:17:52.540 right here

00:17:53.160 a man

00:17:55.860 a man

00:17:57.780 an adult

00:17:59.280 male

00:17:59.780 told his

00:18:01.120 employer

00:18:01.460 not to

00:18:01.960 celebrate

00:18:02.400 his birthday

00:18:02.980 and he

00:18:05.660 was awarded

00:18:06.120 $450,000

00:18:07.300 after he

00:18:08.180 received an

00:18:08.820 unwanted

00:18:09.440 party

00:18:10.140 and that's

00:18:11.840 where we

00:18:12.120 are folks

00:18:12.640 it says

00:18:12.980 a Kentucky

00:18:13.580 man

00:18:14.100 with

00:18:14.920 anxiety

00:18:15.700 disorder

00:18:16.480 asked his

00:18:18.040 employer

00:18:18.480 not to

00:18:19.040 celebrate

00:18:19.500 his birthday

00:18:20.060 because it

00:18:20.400 would trigger

00:18:20.920 a panic

00:18:21.640 attack

00:18:22.080 damn

00:18:22.740 bro

00:18:23.160 dang

00:18:26.200 man

00:18:26.480 now he

00:18:26.880 could have

00:18:27.160 had a

00:18:27.440 rocky

00:18:27.760 birth

00:18:28.180 that's

00:18:28.460 the thing

00:18:28.720 you don't

00:18:29.220 know

00:18:29.540 and sometimes

00:18:31.580 you do

00:18:32.140 know

00:18:32.340 when you

00:18:32.620 shake

00:18:32.840 somebody's

00:18:33.260 hand

00:18:33.420 you look

00:18:33.800 in the

00:18:34.040 eye

00:18:34.260 you can

00:18:34.580 see all

00:18:35.060 the way

00:18:35.380 back to

00:18:35.800 the womb

00:18:36.260 baby

00:18:36.580 straight back

00:18:37.760 to that

00:18:38.080 mom hole

00:18:38.800 and you can

00:18:39.240 see that

00:18:39.580 they really

00:18:40.060 struggle on

00:18:40.820 the way

00:18:41.120 out

00:18:41.460 some babies

00:18:43.620 they come

00:18:44.000 out that

00:18:44.420 bitch

00:18:44.700 fat

00:18:45.040 they don't

00:18:47.460 want it

00:18:47.720 you know

00:18:48.020 it's been

00:18:48.800 a tough

00:18:49.240 time

00:18:49.640 it's been

00:18:49.880 a long

00:18:50.360 nine months

00:18:51.020 they did

00:18:51.540 they've

00:18:53.180 been in

00:18:53.480 there

00:18:53.640 shaw

00:18:54.080 shanked

00:18:54.580 out

00:18:54.800 baby

00:18:55.040 they couldn't

00:18:55.460 handle it

00:18:55.920 inside of

00:18:56.340 their mom

00:18:56.780 because sometimes

00:18:58.940 you don't

00:18:59.320 know what's

00:18:59.720 going on

00:19:00.100 in the womb

00:19:00.600 we see

00:19:03.180 the human

00:19:05.100 side

00:19:05.560 but the

00:19:06.960 back side

00:19:07.560 of the

00:19:07.780 womb

00:19:08.020 that's the

00:19:08.440 Lord's

00:19:09.000 lobby

00:19:12.060 dog

00:19:12.560 that's that

00:19:13.460 BTS

00:19:14.000 we don't

00:19:14.700 know what's

00:19:15.240 going on

00:19:15.760 in there

00:19:16.140 so that

00:19:17.760 baby could

00:19:18.260 have been

00:19:18.500 in there

00:19:18.860 could have

00:19:19.420 been caged

00:19:20.060 up

00:19:20.420 they could

00:19:21.840 have had

00:19:22.040 MS-13

00:19:22.940 back in

00:19:23.460 there

00:19:23.620 they could

00:19:23.940 have had

00:19:24.120 a couple

00:19:24.440 brothers

00:19:24.920 in there

00:19:25.340 shanking

00:19:25.800 out

00:19:26.140 doing dice

00:19:26.940 you don't

00:19:27.860 know what

00:19:28.300 it's been

00:19:28.660 like in

00:19:29.160 there

00:19:29.440 it could

00:19:30.060 have been

00:19:30.360 you know

00:19:30.820 some

00:19:31.600 vatos

00:19:32.180 running

00:19:32.600 a fake

00:19:33.060 church

00:19:33.500 you know

00:19:33.860 you don't

00:19:34.180 know what

00:19:34.620 the back

00:19:35.160 side

00:19:35.740 of the

00:19:36.740 womb

00:19:37.100 has been

00:19:37.480 like for

00:19:37.920 a baby

00:19:38.320 what the

00:19:39.500 Lord's

00:19:40.020 side

00:19:40.420 has been

00:19:40.840 because that

00:19:42.860 sonogram

00:19:43.400 that just

00:19:43.860 picks up

00:19:44.480 you know

00:19:46.200 that's just

00:19:47.220 it picks up

00:19:47.880 the earth

00:19:48.180 side

00:19:48.580 so damn

00:19:51.020 bro

00:19:51.320 you know

00:19:52.240 so some

00:19:52.700 babies

00:19:52.980 they come

00:19:53.320 right out

00:19:53.600 that bitch

00:19:53.960 and they

00:19:54.200 don't want

00:19:54.460 to be

00:19:54.680 in the

00:19:54.900 world

00:19:55.160 really

00:19:55.380 and sometimes

00:19:55.720 you see

00:19:56.120 a man

00:19:56.480 and so

00:19:56.720 when he

00:19:56.960 that birthday

00:19:58.200 just brings

00:19:58.940 all that

00:19:59.260 back

00:19:59.500 it triggers

00:19:59.960 it

00:20:00.240 you know

00:20:02.040 when some

00:20:02.380 people

00:20:02.640 these days

00:20:03.100 they got

00:20:03.400 a lot

00:20:03.640 of fire

00:20:04.120 bitches

00:20:04.480 out there

00:20:04.860 they can't

00:20:05.240 handle

00:20:05.420 seeing a

00:20:05.760 little bit

00:20:05.940 of fire

00:20:06.420 so you put

00:20:08.480 more than

00:20:08.760 four candles

00:20:09.460 on a sugar

00:20:10.300 treat

00:20:10.680 they fucking

00:20:11.260 they lose

00:20:13.340 their edge

00:20:13.960 you know

00:20:14.340 so maybe

00:20:16.100 that's what

00:20:16.440 happened

00:20:16.700 I don't

00:20:16.940 know

00:20:17.120 it says

00:20:17.540 anxiety

00:20:20.720 disorder

00:20:21.280 man

00:20:21.740 asked his

00:20:22.220 employer

00:20:22.520 not to

00:20:22.940 celebrate

00:20:23.360 his birthday

00:20:23.980 it would

00:20:24.440 trigger

00:20:24.680 panic

00:20:25.140 when the

00:20:26.360 company

00:20:26.860 when the

00:20:27.300 company

00:20:27.720 ignored

00:20:29.100 Kevin

00:20:29.800 Burling's

00:20:30.820 request

00:20:31.520 and at a

00:20:32.620 surprise

00:20:33.160 lunchtime

00:20:33.780 celebration

00:20:34.380 he got

00:20:34.720 upset

00:20:35.160 had a

00:20:36.060 panic

00:20:36.400 attack

00:20:36.780 and left

00:20:37.200 work

00:20:37.560 now this

00:20:40.520 is the

00:20:40.700 part

00:20:40.900 if you

00:20:41.120 panic

00:20:41.580 and that

00:20:41.940 much

00:20:42.240 I don't

00:20:42.700 know

00:20:42.860 if you

00:20:43.060 can

00:20:43.200 where

00:20:43.780 you

00:20:43.960 drive

00:20:44.460 off

00:20:44.720 or did

00:20:44.920 he walk

00:20:45.380 off

00:20:45.760 if he

00:20:47.220 walked

00:20:47.600 off

00:20:47.820 I believe

00:20:48.340 it

00:20:48.620 but if

00:20:50.580 you

00:20:50.680 really

00:20:51.000 panicked

00:20:51.480 out

00:20:51.660 you can't

00:20:52.120 operate

00:20:52.420 a damn

00:20:52.780 Dodge

00:20:53.180 Neon

00:20:53.640 or nothing

00:20:54.040 you know

00:20:54.260 you can't

00:20:55.240 if you

00:20:57.040 really shook

00:20:57.920 I don't

00:20:58.200 know

00:20:58.380 you know

00:20:58.780 it's hard

00:20:59.360 to really

00:20:59.820 I wouldn't

00:21:00.260 get into

00:21:00.600 a motor

00:21:00.980 vehicle

00:21:01.460 a day

00:21:03.260 after the

00:21:03.740 celebration

00:21:04.200 Burling

00:21:04.940 was called

00:21:06.780 into a

00:21:07.180 meeting

00:21:07.480 where he

00:21:08.060 was

00:21:08.300 confronted

00:21:09.180 and criticized

00:21:09.880 for his

00:21:10.420 reaction

00:21:10.900 damn

00:21:12.120 they probably

00:21:12.580 lit him

00:21:13.000 up

00:21:13.160 you can't

00:21:14.220 handle

00:21:14.440 his birthday

00:21:15.000 Kevin

00:21:15.540 uh

00:21:16.460 uh

00:21:17.340 Kevin

00:21:17.680 you can't

00:21:19.380 handle

00:21:19.540 a surprise

00:21:20.100 party

00:21:20.500 son

00:21:20.880 this

00:21:23.120 confrontation

00:21:23.560 triggered

00:21:24.120 another

00:21:24.900 panic

00:21:25.400 attack

00:21:25.840 the lawsuit

00:21:26.340 said

00:21:26.840 he was

00:21:27.360 fired

00:21:27.860 days

00:21:28.400 later

00:21:28.740 damn

00:21:29.200 bro

00:21:29.500 uh

00:21:31.940 Burling

00:21:32.360 sued

00:21:32.820 alleging

00:21:33.340 disability

00:21:34.140 discrimination

00:21:35.100 and retaliation

00:21:36.040 on March

00:21:36.360 31

00:21:36.720 a jury

00:21:37.060 awarded him

00:21:37.520 450

00:21:38.520 grand

00:21:39.280 he suffered

00:21:41.500 an adverse

00:21:42.020 employment

00:21:42.520 action

00:21:43.000 because of

00:21:43.400 his anxiety

00:21:43.860 disability

00:21:44.380 damn

00:21:44.760 that's

00:21:47.040 where we

00:21:47.340 are

00:21:47.560 people

00:21:47.880 people

00:21:48.360 can't

00:21:48.720 handle

00:21:48.900 a

00:21:49.060 surprise

00:21:49.540 party

00:21:50.020 people

00:21:52.080 can't

00:21:52.480 handle

00:21:52.720 a

00:21:52.880 surprise

00:21:53.680 and I

00:21:55.200 I

00:21:55.560 think

00:21:55.760 I

00:21:55.920 look

00:21:56.160 I

00:21:56.320 gotta

00:21:56.520 side

00:21:56.940 with

00:21:57.140 the

00:21:57.300 company

00:21:57.660 here

00:21:57.980 man

00:21:58.240 I

00:21:59.420 gotta

00:21:59.600 side

00:21:59.900 with

00:22:00.060 the

00:22:00.200 company

00:22:00.500 because

00:22:01.140 Mr.

00:22:02.020 Burling

00:22:02.420 if you

00:22:03.060 it's

00:22:03.920 your

00:22:04.120 birthday

00:22:04.520 man

00:22:04.960 you

00:22:05.440 were

00:22:05.580 the

00:22:05.680 one

00:22:05.860 that

00:22:06.000 was

00:22:06.160 born

00:22:06.540 bro

00:22:06.840 okay

00:22:08.100 so

00:22:09.900 these

00:22:11.100 people

00:22:11.400 are trying

00:22:11.840 to honor

00:22:12.400 that's

00:22:12.860 what they

00:22:13.160 do

00:22:13.440 at an

00:22:13.780 office

00:22:14.300 if

00:22:14.800 there's

00:22:15.040 a

00:22:15.220 kitchen

00:22:15.680 with

00:22:16.600 a

00:22:16.760 table

00:22:17.140 in

00:22:17.400 it

00:22:17.920 at

00:22:18.500 a

00:22:18.660 business

00:22:19.220 then

00:22:20.500 the

00:22:20.960 only

00:22:21.340 thing

00:22:21.600 people

00:22:21.900 do

00:22:22.200 in

00:22:22.360 there

00:22:22.680 is

00:22:23.260 use

00:22:23.580 the

00:22:23.740 microwave

00:22:24.200 or

00:22:25.820 do

00:22:26.180 surprise

00:22:26.880 cakes

00:22:27.340 for

00:22:27.740 other

00:22:28.060 people

00:22:28.400 in

00:22:28.580 the

00:22:28.740 office

00:22:29.160 man

00:22:29.520 you

00:22:30.320 gotta

00:22:30.660 know

00:22:30.940 that

00:22:31.200 shit

00:22:31.500 if

00:22:32.880 you

00:22:33.060 even

00:22:33.320 go

00:22:33.580 there

00:22:33.800 to

00:22:33.980 work

00:22:34.440 you

00:22:35.200 gotta

00:22:35.620 know

00:22:35.980 that

00:22:36.180 people

00:22:36.500 wanna

00:22:36.780 they

00:22:37.120 wanna

00:22:37.400 and

00:22:38.840 it's

00:22:39.000 not

00:22:39.180 even

00:22:39.360 about

00:22:39.680 you

00:22:39.860 it's

00:22:40.080 about

00:22:40.320 the

00:22:40.480 other

00:22:40.680 people

00:22:40.960 at

00:22:41.140 work

00:22:41.420 they

00:22:42.120 want

00:22:42.360 a

00:22:42.500 12

00:22:42.800 minute

00:22:44.300 to

00:22:44.420 have

00:22:44.620 some

00:22:44.840 bad

00:22:45.200 cake

00:22:45.500 from

00:22:45.700 Albertsons

00:22:46.320 okay

00:22:47.180 they

00:22:48.060 wanna

00:22:48.380 have

00:22:48.620 an

00:22:48.780 extra

00:22:49.020 11

00:22:49.480 or

00:22:49.640 8

00:22:49.860 minutes

00:22:50.320 during

00:22:51.020 one

00:22:51.400 day

00:22:51.640 of

00:22:51.780 the

00:22:51.900 week

00:22:52.240 to

00:22:53.180 surprise

00:22:53.600 they

00:22:53.740 probably

00:22:54.020 don't

00:22:54.160 even

00:22:54.300 know

00:22:54.580 your

00:22:54.760 name

00:22:55.240 Mr.

00:22:55.560 Burling

00:22:55.920 so

00:22:57.640 it's

00:22:57.840 really

00:22:58.100 a

00:22:58.300 chance

00:22:58.560 for

00:22:58.700 you

00:22:58.820 to

00:22:58.960 kind

00:22:59.140 of

00:22:59.240 show

00:22:59.540 out

00:22:59.880 so

00:23:01.140 when

00:23:01.340 you

00:23:01.480 I

00:23:01.640 think

00:23:01.780 when

00:23:01.920 you

00:23:02.040 go

00:23:02.240 into

00:23:02.380 a

00:23:02.580 group

00:23:02.800 setting

00:23:03.280 and

00:23:03.600 you

00:23:03.740 say

00:23:03.960 look

00:23:04.220 I

00:23:04.360 don't

00:23:04.480 want

00:23:04.680 to

00:23:04.800 do

00:23:04.980 the

00:23:05.180 thing

00:23:05.540 that

00:23:05.820 y'all

00:23:14.300 it's

00:23:14.920 your

00:23:15.100 birthday

00:23:15.440 you

00:23:15.760 were

00:23:16.000 born

00:23:16.500 bruh

00:23:16.960 I

00:23:19.220 think

00:23:19.500 you

00:23:19.660 gotta

00:23:19.840 come

00:23:20.120 to

00:23:20.260 term

00:23:20.440 I

00:23:20.580 think

00:23:20.740 you

00:23:20.840 gotta

00:23:21.000 talk

00:23:21.280 to

00:23:21.400 your

00:23:21.560 mother

00:23:21.860 about

00:23:22.240 it

00:23:22.480 or

00:23:22.780 you

00:23:22.880 gotta

00:23:23.060 talk

00:23:23.320 to

00:23:23.460 somebody

00:23:23.920 about

00:23:24.320 it

00:23:24.780 because

00:23:25.760 if

00:23:25.920 they

00:23:26.080 candle

00:23:26.480 you

00:23:26.740 up

00:23:26.980 and

00:23:27.100 get

00:23:27.240 that

00:23:27.460 sugar

00:23:27.840 that's

00:23:29.160 all

00:23:30.300 it

00:23:30.500 is

00:23:30.800 man

00:23:31.120 can

00:23:31.660 you

00:23:31.880 even

00:23:33.320 imagine

00:23:33.820 where

00:23:34.080 Kevin's

00:23:34.480 like

00:23:34.620 don't

00:23:34.920 throw

00:23:35.100 me

00:23:35.280 a

00:23:35.440 party

00:23:35.580 look

00:23:35.860 guys

00:23:36.340 don't

00:23:37.120 throw

00:23:37.340 me

00:23:37.560 a

00:23:37.760 party

00:23:38.200 okay

00:23:39.080 I

00:23:40.440 mean

00:23:40.800 it

00:23:40.960 guys

00:23:41.320 if

00:23:44.300 secretly

00:23:44.560 comes

00:23:45.100 around

00:23:45.480 the

00:23:45.720 corner

00:23:46.200 with

00:23:47.200 the

00:23:47.400 cake

00:23:47.760 for

00:23:48.120 any

00:23:48.700 reason

00:23:49.680 I'm

00:23:51.540 out

00:23:51.820 of

00:23:52.040 here

00:23:52.420 like

00:23:54.420 what

00:23:54.800 happened

00:23:55.260 to him

00:23:55.700 that he

00:23:56.140 can't

00:23:56.620 handle

00:23:57.000 like

00:23:57.540 what

00:23:57.780 kind

00:23:58.060 of

00:23:58.180 trauma

00:23:58.540 happened

00:23:59.020 to him

00:23:59.460 I

00:24:00.140 just

00:24:00.380 I

00:24:00.580 don't

00:24:00.860 understand

00:24:01.500 how

00:24:02.620 you

00:24:02.840 can't

00:24:03.300 handle

00:24:03.660 a

00:24:03.860 dessert

00:24:04.320 and

00:24:06.080 ta-da

00:24:06.720 at the

00:24:07.480 same

00:24:07.720 time

00:24:07.920 I

00:24:08.060 just

00:24:08.260 don't

00:24:08.840 I

00:24:09.400 don't

00:24:09.520 get

00:24:09.700 it

00:24:09.900 I

00:24:10.600 don't

00:24:10.740 get

00:24:10.920 it

00:24:10.980 but

00:24:11.080 that's

00:24:11.300 where

00:24:11.420 we

00:24:11.600 are

00:24:11.960 but

00:24:13.160 that's

00:24:13.460 where

00:24:13.620 we

00:24:13.840 are

00:24:14.220 and

00:24:15.500 a

00:24:15.660 day

00:24:15.900 after

00:24:16.180 the

00:24:16.400 celebration

00:24:17.040 burling

00:24:18.540 was

00:24:18.780 called

00:24:19.180 into

00:24:19.380 a

00:24:19.580 meeting

00:24:19.800 where

00:24:19.960 he

00:24:20.060 was

00:24:20.220 confronted

00:24:20.780 and

00:24:21.040 criticized

00:24:21.900 hey

00:24:22.780 bro

00:24:23.220 we

00:24:24.520 was

00:24:24.740 trying

00:24:24.980 to

00:24:25.140 surprise

00:24:25.880 you

00:24:26.220 and

00:24:28.060 he

00:24:28.220 couldn't

00:24:28.540 take

00:24:28.820 it

00:24:28.960 man

00:24:29.200 and

00:24:29.320 he

00:24:29.420 triggered

00:24:29.700 another

00:24:30.140 panic

00:24:30.740 attack

00:24:31.320 that's

00:24:34.160 the

00:24:34.300 fun

00:24:34.420 it's

00:24:34.660 like

00:24:34.860 is

00:24:35.060 it

00:24:35.180 just

00:24:35.380 panic

00:24:35.760 attack

00:24:36.060 are

00:24:36.220 you

00:24:36.400 just

00:24:36.660 upset

00:24:37.320 maybe

00:24:37.720 that's

00:24:38.240 another

00:24:38.540 thing

00:24:38.960 we've

00:24:39.760 gotten

00:24:39.980 into

00:24:40.180 a

00:24:40.340 place

00:24:40.640 where

00:24:40.920 even

00:24:41.120 if

00:24:41.280 you

00:24:41.360 just

00:24:41.540 a

00:24:41.740 little

00:24:41.900 upset

00:24:42.480 people

00:24:43.240 call it

00:24:43.600 a

00:24:43.720 panic

00:24:44.020 attack

00:24:44.480 so

00:24:45.100 damn

00:24:45.740 but

00:24:46.440 he

00:24:46.520 got

00:24:46.660 that

00:24:46.840 450

00:24:47.340 grand

00:24:47.840 watch

00:24:49.680 him

00:24:49.820 throw

00:24:50.020 himself

00:24:50.300 a

00:24:50.520 huge

00:24:51.000 birthday

00:24:51.380 party

00:24:51.740 now

00:24:52.100 too

00:24:52.440 watch

00:24:53.540 Kevin

00:24:53.900 Burling

00:24:54.340 go

00:24:54.580 hard

00:24:55.140 bro

00:24:55.500 dang

00:24:57.880 he

00:24:58.120 suffered

00:24:58.440 adverse

00:24:58.980 employment

00:24:59.560 action

00:25:00.260 you can

00:25:00.760 sue

00:25:00.920 for

00:25:01.100 anything

00:25:01.340 now

00:25:01.720 imagine

00:25:03.440 suing

00:25:04.040 because

00:25:04.200 people

00:25:04.540 wanted

00:25:04.820 to

00:25:04.980 show

00:25:05.220 you

00:25:05.400 love

00:25:05.760 on

00:25:05.880 your

00:25:06.020 birthday

00:25:06.440 maybe

00:25:08.720 he

00:25:09.000 hated

00:25:09.500 those

00:25:09.860 people

00:25:10.380 maybe

00:25:12.200 he

00:25:12.500 hated

00:25:13.040 working

00:25:13.440 there

00:25:13.820 I

00:25:15.040 bet

00:25:15.220 that's

00:25:15.420 what

00:25:15.520 it

00:25:15.640 was

00:25:15.940 because

00:25:17.180 if

00:25:17.340 you

00:25:17.500 hate

00:25:17.820 working

00:25:18.160 somewhere

00:25:18.620 then

00:25:20.260 when

00:25:20.500 those

00:25:20.720 people

00:25:21.000 are

00:25:21.160 trying

00:25:22.260 to

00:25:22.440 get

00:25:22.580 a

00:25:22.720 little

00:25:22.880 bit

00:25:23.060 of

00:25:23.160 a

00:25:23.300 12

00:25:23.580 minute

00:25:23.800 break

00:25:24.140 because

00:25:24.440 of

00:25:24.620 your

00:25:24.900 life

00:25:25.380 because

00:25:26.340 you

00:25:26.640 were

00:25:26.840 born

00:25:27.280 you

00:25:29.100 gonna

00:25:29.240 say

00:25:29.500 no

00:25:29.740 nah

00:25:29.980 we

00:25:30.780 shutting

00:25:31.080 it

00:25:31.220 down

00:25:31.400 I

00:25:31.520 bet

00:25:31.620 that's

00:25:31.800 what

00:25:31.880 happened

00:25:32.160 damn

00:25:33.120 boy

00:25:33.480 but

00:25:35.460 everybody

00:25:35.720 knows

00:25:35.980 his

00:25:36.140 name

00:25:36.360 now

00:25:36.560 Kevin

00:25:36.840 Burling

00:25:37.200 he's

00:25:37.300 got

00:25:37.420 450k

00:25:38.260 on

00:25:38.500 him

00:25:38.640 so

00:25:39.060 somebody

00:25:40.460 gonna

00:25:40.600 surprise

00:25:41.160 that

00:25:41.360 dude

00:25:41.540 with

00:25:41.660 a

00:25:41.780 weapon

00:25:42.060 or

00:25:42.220 something

00:25:42.420 I

00:25:42.540 mean

00:25:42.620 that's

00:25:43.320 a lot

00:25:43.540 of

00:25:43.640 money

00:25:43.900 what

00:25:45.400 else

00:25:45.540 we

00:25:45.660 got

00:25:45.780 in

00:25:45.860 the

00:25:45.920 news

00:25:46.080 Michigan

00:25:46.480 kindergartner

00:25:47.520 Michigan

00:25:49.040 kindergartner

00:25:49.840 brings

00:25:50.140 Jose

00:25:50.580 Cuervo

00:25:51.160 margaritas

00:25:51.740 to

00:25:51.900 snack

00:25:52.180 time

00:25:52.560 made

00:25:52.820 students

00:25:53.220 woozy

00:25:53.700 that's

00:25:56.300 Michigan

00:25:56.800 bro

00:25:57.160 have

00:25:58.420 you

00:25:58.560 been

00:25:58.900 to

00:25:59.100 Michigan

00:25:59.560 that's

00:26:02.000 Michigan

00:26:02.440 dude

00:26:02.940 that's

00:26:05.920 mixed

00:26:06.260 that's

00:26:06.760 Mexican

00:26:07.260 Michigan

00:26:07.740 really

00:26:08.180 that's

00:26:08.560 all

00:26:08.720 they

00:26:08.900 doing

00:26:09.240 a

00:26:10.420 kindergarten

00:26:10.760 class

00:26:11.160 accidentally

00:26:11.620 consumed

00:26:12.120 tequila

00:26:12.540 during

00:26:12.800 snack

00:26:13.180 time

00:26:13.560 one

00:26:14.860 of

00:26:14.960 the

00:26:15.040 kids

00:26:15.240 bought

00:26:15.480 a

00:26:15.600 bottle

00:26:15.800 of

00:26:16.000 ready

00:26:16.200 to

00:26:16.360 drink

00:26:16.640 Jose

00:26:16.980 Cuervo

00:26:17.400 margaritas

00:26:17.960 to

00:26:18.140 Grand

00:26:18.560 River

00:26:18.880 Academy

00:26:19.600 so

00:26:21.640 you

00:26:21.860 know

00:26:22.020 if

00:26:22.160 Academy

00:26:22.680 is

00:26:22.940 in

00:26:23.060 it

00:26:23.180 it's

00:26:23.360 rich

00:26:23.620 children

00:26:24.080 in

00:26:25.140 her

00:26:25.320 backpack

00:26:25.880 she

00:26:26.280 brought

00:26:26.580 it

00:26:26.720 rich

00:26:27.240 several

00:26:29.560 students

00:26:30.100 drank

00:26:30.480 it

00:26:30.660 bruh

00:26:30.900 thoughts

00:26:31.400 probably

00:26:31.840 one

00:26:33.300 kindergartner

00:26:33.940 felt

00:26:34.260 woozy

00:26:34.800 and a

00:26:35.180 little

00:26:35.420 dizzy

00:26:35.980 some

00:26:38.840 little

00:26:39.080 lightweight

00:26:39.660 after

00:26:40.500 having

00:26:40.780 four or

00:26:41.240 five

00:26:41.480 sips

00:26:41.920 from

00:26:42.400 a

00:26:42.720 Dixie

00:26:43.160 cup

00:26:43.420 this

00:26:43.700 sounds

00:26:44.120 like

00:26:44.440 a

00:26:44.760 Morgan

00:26:46.220 Wallen

00:26:46.760 concert

00:26:47.200 what was

00:26:48.100 going on

00:26:48.540 here

00:26:48.820 what else

00:26:53.220 that's

00:26:54.000 the news

00:26:54.460 okay

00:26:57.080 we got

00:26:57.560 I want

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00:30:13.820 yeah

00:30:15.880 Easter came

00:30:17.320 through

00:30:17.640 you know

00:30:18.120 and

00:30:18.340 and Jesus

00:30:20.560 came back

00:30:21.260 you know

00:30:22.760 he's that

00:30:23.220 real

00:30:23.720 I mean

00:30:25.400 he's the

00:30:25.720 hide and

00:30:26.100 go seek

00:30:26.520 champ

00:30:26.940 really

00:30:27.620 when you

00:30:29.000 think about

00:30:29.520 it

00:30:30.100 and I

00:30:33.240 really like

00:30:33.920 Easter

00:30:34.380 you know

00:30:36.340 I like

00:30:36.780 the tradition

00:30:37.580 I like

00:30:37.960 you go

00:30:38.340 and you

00:30:38.600 see

00:30:38.800 you get

00:30:39.160 you a

00:30:39.360 little

00:30:39.480 cut of

00:30:39.820 ham

00:30:40.120 on the

00:30:40.400 plate

00:30:40.720 and get

00:30:42.040 you a

00:30:42.260 ham

00:30:42.500 medallion

00:30:43.140 or whatever

00:30:43.520 they got

00:30:43.960 over there

00:30:44.460 you'll cut

00:30:45.900 some people

00:30:46.300 do it

00:30:46.660 different

00:30:46.980 some people

00:30:48.340 cut the

00:30:48.740 ham in

00:30:49.080 an Easter

00:30:49.380 shape

00:30:49.800 or something

00:30:50.240 you might

00:30:50.800 get a

00:30:51.060 little

00:30:51.280 rabbit ear

00:30:52.380 of ham

00:30:53.880 or you might

00:30:54.240 get you a

00:30:54.620 little

00:30:54.780 you know

00:30:57.060 somebody will

00:30:57.960 cut

00:30:58.180 a piece

00:31:00.220 of ham

00:31:00.580 even in

00:31:01.080 like a

00:31:01.380 little

00:31:01.560 chickadee

00:31:02.320 you're like

00:31:03.200 damn

00:31:03.480 this is

00:31:03.720 chicken

00:31:04.000 and ham

00:31:04.580 you know

00:31:06.200 but it's

00:31:06.520 really just

00:31:07.160 ham

00:31:07.520 and I

00:31:09.980 like a lot

00:31:10.440 of the

00:31:10.620 traditions

00:31:11.120 that come

00:31:11.600 along

00:31:11.960 you know

00:31:12.200 I like

00:31:12.540 Easter

00:31:12.880 I like

00:31:13.200 seeing the

00:31:13.680 different

00:31:13.960 colors

00:31:14.500 and you

00:31:14.820 drive by

00:31:15.300 a church

00:31:15.800 and there's

00:31:16.080 some kids

00:31:16.640 out there

00:31:17.420 and you know

00:31:18.760 a couple

00:31:19.020 of kids

00:31:19.420 sometimes

00:31:19.720 they're

00:31:20.140 brothers

00:31:20.560 they're

00:31:20.820 fighting

00:31:21.160 one

00:31:21.340 punch

00:31:21.880 and the

00:31:22.160 other

00:31:22.380 one

00:31:22.660 but still

00:31:23.680 they look

00:31:24.100 nice

00:31:24.580 you know

00:31:26.440 the girls

00:31:26.900 have their

00:31:27.220 little dresses

00:31:28.080 on

00:31:28.620 and they're

00:31:29.100 you know

00:31:29.980 the mom

00:31:30.480 is talking

00:31:31.000 to somebody

00:31:31.540 and saying

00:31:32.020 bye

00:31:32.400 we had a

00:31:32.840 nice time

00:31:33.440 and the girls

00:31:33.960 are sitting

00:31:34.340 there just

00:31:34.680 hanging on

00:31:35.180 or dressed

00:31:35.720 they're all

00:31:36.100 ready to

00:31:36.420 go back

00:31:36.860 to the

00:31:37.220 house

00:31:37.640 you know

00:31:39.380 I just

00:31:39.740 like driving

00:31:40.560 but I like

00:31:41.240 just seeing

00:31:41.800 things like

00:31:42.320 that I like

00:31:42.760 going to a

00:31:43.360 service and

00:31:43.980 people are

00:31:44.400 singing and

00:31:45.340 but I like

00:31:46.520 the tradition

00:31:47.060 of it man

00:31:47.720 and I like

00:31:49.720 the fact

00:31:50.100 that Jesus

00:31:50.600 comes back

00:31:51.300 I like

00:31:51.680 the fact

00:31:52.180 that he

00:31:52.660 somebody

00:31:53.080 shows back

00:31:54.020 up to

00:31:54.440 check on

00:31:55.040 you

00:31:55.280 yeah

00:31:56.280 Jesus

00:31:56.740 is like

00:31:57.740 that bookmark

00:31:58.780 in time

00:32:00.140 you know

00:32:02.280 he's that

00:32:02.680 recur

00:32:03.180 he's that

00:32:03.980 that

00:32:06.400 you know

00:32:07.780 he shows

00:32:08.380 back up

00:32:09.140 he's

00:32:09.720 hey

00:32:10.400 I haven't

00:32:10.840 forgot about

00:32:11.300 you

00:32:11.480 hey

00:32:13.080 haven't

00:32:13.660 forgot about

00:32:14.100 you

00:32:14.260 you know

00:32:15.660 I like

00:32:16.060 that

00:32:16.420 I like

00:32:18.760 that man

00:32:19.440 because

00:32:22.360 time

00:32:23.100 is just

00:32:23.800 time

00:32:26.320 has no

00:32:27.240 feeling

00:32:30.140 you know

00:32:33.260 time

00:32:33.660 I mean

00:32:33.960 time

00:32:34.380 is

00:32:34.560 sometimes

00:32:34.940 so

00:32:35.260 painful

00:32:36.360 because

00:32:38.760 it doesn't

00:32:39.620 time

00:32:39.940 don't

00:32:40.140 stop

00:32:40.420 for

00:32:40.620 nothing

00:32:41.180 time

00:32:44.080 don't

00:32:44.380 stop

00:32:44.780 for

00:32:45.340 nothing

00:32:46.120 not a

00:32:47.940 birth

00:32:48.380 not a

00:32:48.760 death

00:32:49.280 not a

00:32:50.420 surprise

00:32:52.740 part

00:32:53.420 not a

00:32:54.340 car crash

00:32:55.660 not a

00:32:56.040 fire

00:32:56.620 not a

00:32:57.300 time

00:32:59.400 don't

00:32:59.740 stop

00:33:00.120 for

00:33:00.460 nothing

00:33:01.540 you know

00:33:04.920 how cold

00:33:05.580 you gotta

00:33:06.000 be

00:33:06.480 to not

00:33:08.380 stop

00:33:08.760 for

00:33:08.980 nothing

00:33:09.780 you gotta

00:33:13.360 be as

00:33:13.920 cold

00:33:15.000 as

00:33:15.520 can be

00:33:16.460 you gotta

00:33:18.860 have the

00:33:19.260 north pole

00:33:20.020 in your

00:33:20.420 nuts

00:33:21.100 you gotta

00:33:22.740 have a

00:33:23.340 damn

00:33:23.640 polar bear

00:33:24.660 living in

00:33:27.120 your

00:33:27.360 heart

00:33:27.760 and

00:33:30.620 that's

00:33:30.940 time

00:33:31.340 man

00:33:31.700 time

00:33:34.220 just

00:33:34.720 keeps

00:33:35.540 going

00:33:36.400 and so

00:33:39.160 I

00:33:39.380 that's

00:33:39.920 why I

00:33:40.160 like

00:33:40.320 traditions

00:33:40.920 I like

00:33:41.380 things

00:33:41.720 that are

00:33:42.020 like

00:33:42.400 little

00:33:43.060 things

00:33:43.780 that

00:33:43.960 give

00:33:44.360 you

00:33:44.820 just

00:33:48.600 little

00:33:48.940 bookmarks

00:33:49.960 and I

00:33:53.440 like that

00:33:53.800 Jesus

00:33:54.200 pops

00:33:54.600 back

00:33:54.960 and he

00:33:55.200 says

00:33:55.320 hey

00:33:55.540 I'm

00:33:55.700 gonna

00:33:55.800 you know

00:33:56.160 I'm

00:33:56.580 gonna

00:33:56.680 be

00:33:56.820 I'll

00:33:57.020 be

00:33:57.120 back

00:33:57.500 you know

00:33:58.060 I'll

00:33:59.620 you know

00:33:59.980 I'm

00:34:00.440 still

00:34:00.740 here

00:34:01.280 I like

00:34:04.780 that

00:34:05.160 he's

00:34:06.920 like

00:34:07.100 the

00:34:07.280 Terminator

00:34:07.980 you know

00:34:09.500 he's

00:34:09.740 like this

00:34:10.100 one

00:34:10.380 thing

00:34:10.620 that

00:34:10.800 says

00:34:11.040 hey

00:34:11.240 time

00:34:11.660 I'm

00:34:11.980 gonna

00:34:12.180 he's

00:34:13.920 almost

00:34:14.140 like this

00:34:14.580 little

00:34:14.760 bit of

00:34:15.000 like a

00:34:15.280 trump

00:34:15.580 card

00:34:15.900 for

00:34:16.100 time

00:34:16.500 he's

00:34:18.640 like

00:34:18.780 all

00:34:18.960 right

00:34:19.120 time

00:34:19.420 I

00:34:19.580 see

00:34:19.900 you

00:34:20.140 but

00:34:20.500 just

00:34:22.060 know

00:34:22.380 that

00:34:22.560 I

00:34:22.720 got

00:34:22.920 my own

00:34:23.280 superpowers

00:34:24.040 and I

00:34:24.340 can

00:34:24.480 you

00:34:24.860 know

00:34:25.020 I

00:34:26.840 can

00:34:27.020 come

00:34:27.260 back

00:34:27.460 and

00:34:27.640 change

00:34:27.920 the

00:34:28.080 game

00:34:28.440 so

00:34:31.340 that's

00:34:31.580 one

00:34:31.760 thing

00:34:31.920 that I

00:34:32.140 find

00:34:32.380 real

00:34:32.620 inspiring

00:34:33.260 about

00:34:33.620 the

00:34:33.980 Easter

00:34:35.280 story

00:34:35.680 is that

00:34:36.020 there's

00:34:36.360 some

00:34:36.900 it

00:34:39.140 provides

00:34:40.100 some

00:34:40.400 comfort

00:34:41.000 because

00:34:42.800 time

00:34:43.540 is

00:34:43.780 not

00:34:44.360 time

00:34:48.060 is

00:34:48.260 I

00:34:48.640 mean

00:34:49.580 time

00:34:49.920 don't even

00:34:50.280 stop

00:34:50.600 to tie

00:34:51.020 his shoe

00:34:51.440 it

00:34:51.600 don't even

00:34:51.960 know

00:34:52.140 if

00:34:52.280 it

00:34:52.380 has

00:34:52.520 shoes

00:34:52.960 on

00:34:53.260 it

00:34:55.040 don't

00:34:55.280 know

00:34:55.440 if

00:34:55.600 it's

00:34:55.760 in

00:34:55.940 sandals

00:34:56.480 or

00:34:56.680 boots

00:34:57.100 or if

00:34:57.620 it

00:34:57.760 even

00:34:58.020 has

00:34:58.340 legs

00:34:59.020 time

00:35:00.280 don't

00:35:00.480 even

00:35:00.640 stop

00:35:01.000 to look

00:35:01.380 down

00:35:01.700 to see

00:35:02.120 what

00:35:02.360 it's

00:35:02.540 rolling

00:35:03.000 on

00:35:03.460 if

00:35:04.800 it's

00:35:05.060 on

00:35:05.260 damn

00:35:05.580 wooden

00:35:06.020 wheels

00:35:06.600 or

00:35:06.960 24s

00:35:08.880 or

00:35:09.180 ankles

00:35:11.600 it

00:35:11.920 doesn't

00:35:12.800 it

00:35:13.760 just

00:35:14.020 keeps

00:35:14.300 going

00:35:14.680 you

00:35:17.780 know

00:35:18.000 it's

00:35:18.300 just

00:35:18.520 like

00:35:18.760 a

00:35:18.940 thoughtless

00:35:23.600 wind

00:35:24.620 but

00:35:26.500 we

00:35:26.680 need

00:35:27.000 it

00:35:27.260 and

00:35:28.820 that's

00:35:29.040 why

00:35:29.180 I

00:35:29.260 like

00:35:29.420 the

00:35:29.560 Easter

00:35:29.720 story

00:35:30.000 that's

00:35:30.220 why

00:35:30.360 I

00:35:30.460 like

00:35:30.720 Jesus

00:35:32.100 Cristo

00:35:32.560 popping

00:35:32.980 back

00:35:33.260 through

00:35:33.440 and

00:35:33.580 saying

00:35:33.800 hey

00:35:34.100 just

00:35:35.840 letting

00:35:36.120 y'all

00:35:36.320 know

00:35:36.560 when I

00:35:36.860 when I'm

00:35:37.220 ready to

00:35:37.500 come

00:35:37.640 back

00:35:37.820 and

00:35:37.940 do

00:35:38.040 my

00:35:38.240 magic

00:35:38.660 I'm

00:35:38.900 gonna

00:35:38.980 come

00:35:39.120 back

00:35:39.320 and

00:35:39.460 do

00:35:39.540 my

00:35:39.740 magic

00:35:40.180 you

00:35:40.420 know

00:35:40.600 it's

00:35:41.200 nice

00:35:41.420 that

00:35:41.560 somebody

00:35:41.800 pops

00:35:42.200 in

00:35:42.560 it's

00:35:43.500 like

00:35:43.620 when

00:35:43.740 you're

00:35:43.860 playing

00:35:44.160 and

00:35:44.280 you're

00:35:44.380 a

00:35:44.680 somebody

00:35:44.900 sticks

00:35:45.180 their

00:35:45.300 head

00:35:45.460 in

00:35:45.580 the

00:35:45.700 door

00:35:45.900 and

00:35:46.000 it's

00:35:46.020 like

00:35:46.200 hey

00:35:46.780 letting

00:35:48.820 y'all

00:35:49.020 know

00:35:49.200 I'm

00:35:49.440 here

00:35:49.720 so

00:35:50.640 I

00:35:50.800 like

00:35:51.040 that

00:35:51.320 you

00:35:51.500 know

00:35:51.720 I

00:35:51.960 like

00:35:52.160 that

00:35:52.340 every

00:35:52.580 year

00:35:52.900 somebody

00:35:53.240 rolls

00:35:53.680 back

00:35:53.960 through

00:35:54.160 and

00:35:54.280 says

00:35:54.480 hey

00:35:54.660 time

00:35:55.040 I

00:35:55.700 see

00:35:56.080 you

00:35:56.320 doing

00:35:56.620 your

00:35:56.820 thing

00:35:57.260 but

00:35:58.260 just

00:35:58.500 letting

00:35:58.800 you

00:35:58.960 know

00:35:59.260 I

00:36:00.540 can

00:36:00.700 do

00:36:00.840 mine

00:36:01.140 as

00:36:01.360 well

00:36:01.680 and

00:36:02.580 that's

00:36:02.780 a

00:36:02.900 beautiful

00:36:03.140 story

00:36:03.560 there

00:36:03.900 and

00:36:06.540 our

00:36:06.700 families

00:36:07.200 I

00:36:07.480 don't

00:36:07.580 know

00:36:07.720 what

00:36:07.960 religion

00:36:09.160 we

00:36:09.560 were

00:36:09.900 growing

00:36:10.300 up

00:36:10.620 I

00:36:10.780 don't

00:36:10.920 know

00:36:11.220 we

00:36:11.760 I

00:36:13.860 don't

00:36:14.020 know

00:36:14.260 I

00:36:14.500 mean

00:36:14.600 we

00:36:14.740 live

00:36:14.920 close

00:36:15.240 to

00:36:15.400 a

00:36:15.580 church

00:36:15.860 we

00:36:16.020 were

00:36:16.100 sixth

00:36:16.460 baptist

00:36:16.960 or

00:36:17.080 something

00:36:17.320 I

00:36:17.460 think

00:36:17.700 or

00:36:17.840 seventh

00:36:18.220 baptist

00:36:18.800 I

00:36:19.200 don't

00:36:19.400 we

00:36:20.060 live

00:36:20.340 right

00:36:20.580 by

00:36:20.800 a

00:36:21.000 church

00:36:21.440 and

00:36:23.000 somebody

00:36:23.540 definitely

00:36:24.200 I'm not

00:36:24.740 saying

00:36:24.980 got

00:36:25.240 molested

00:36:25.820 but

00:36:26.260 somebody

00:36:29.560 you know

00:36:30.120 somebody

00:36:31.040 in our

00:36:31.440 family

00:36:31.700 probably

00:36:31.980 got

00:36:32.160 molested

00:36:32.580 so

00:36:35.320 we're

00:36:35.580 whatever

00:36:35.860 religion

00:36:36.260 that is

00:36:36.760 baby

00:36:37.000 you know

00:36:37.240 what I'm

00:36:37.460 saying

00:36:37.720 and

00:36:38.540 and yeah

00:36:40.360 I like

00:36:40.620 traditions

00:36:41.160 I like

00:36:42.280 traditions

00:36:42.700 because

00:36:42.980 the more

00:36:43.400 we lose

00:36:43.820 traditions

00:36:44.540 the more

00:36:45.860 we lose

00:36:46.780 contact

00:36:48.980 with

00:36:49.940 our

00:36:52.200 forefathers

00:36:52.900 and stuff

00:36:53.440 it really

00:36:55.400 is

00:36:55.760 you know

00:36:56.060 and I

00:36:56.300 know

00:36:56.420 some

00:36:56.600 people

00:36:56.740 are like

00:36:56.940 well

00:36:57.040 a lot

00:36:57.400 of

00:36:57.500 traditions

00:36:57.940 are just

00:36:58.300 business

00:36:58.860 right

00:37:00.060 but

00:37:00.480 it's

00:37:00.840 not

00:37:01.080 about

00:37:01.420 that

00:37:01.840 really

00:37:02.120 it's

00:37:02.380 about

00:37:02.700 the

00:37:02.920 fact

00:37:03.200 that

00:37:03.400 you

00:37:03.620 celebrate

00:37:04.320 something

00:37:04.880 that

00:37:05.440 someone

00:37:06.500 else

00:37:06.840 celebrated

00:37:07.440 that

00:37:09.300 you

00:37:09.840 you try

00:37:11.820 and tell

00:37:12.400 like this

00:37:12.880 relentless

00:37:13.420 thing

00:37:14.000 this

00:37:14.360 time

00:37:15.940 that doesn't

00:37:16.380 even

00:37:16.580 give

00:37:16.880 you know

00:37:18.900 time

00:37:19.280 doesn't

00:37:19.560 even

00:37:19.740 give

00:37:20.100 it gives

00:37:20.540 you life

00:37:21.080 but your

00:37:21.400 life

00:37:21.640 it's so

00:37:22.180 it's so

00:37:24.500 hard to

00:37:25.240 really make

00:37:25.660 an imprint

00:37:26.120 in time

00:37:26.780 it's almost

00:37:27.740 impossible

00:37:28.540 but for

00:37:32.380 me

00:37:32.580 I feel

00:37:32.980 like

00:37:33.140 small

00:37:33.500 things

00:37:33.800 like

00:37:33.980 traditions

00:37:34.580 and

00:37:34.980 celebrating

00:37:35.540 certain

00:37:35.920 things

00:37:36.220 every

00:37:36.460 year

00:37:36.820 it's

00:37:37.680 a little

00:37:38.020 bit

00:37:38.300 like

00:37:38.540 saying

00:37:38.940 I'm

00:37:40.660 going to

00:37:40.840 try to

00:37:41.300 put my

00:37:41.620 stake

00:37:41.880 in the

00:37:42.140 ground

00:37:42.460 here

00:37:42.800 yeah

00:37:43.700 I don't

00:37:43.920 remember

00:37:44.140 what

00:37:44.400 religion

00:37:44.820 we

00:37:45.040 were

00:37:45.340 man

00:37:45.760 growing

00:37:48.040 or what

00:37:48.660 denomination

00:37:50.720 but

00:37:54.980 I

00:37:55.860 remember

00:37:56.300 one

00:37:56.680 Christmas

00:37:57.060 somebody

00:37:57.740 had

00:37:59.180 driven

00:37:59.520 through

00:37:59.760 a

00:37:59.980 fence

00:38:00.360 in

00:38:01.120 our

00:38:01.440 area

00:38:01.880 somebody

00:38:02.240 had

00:38:02.440 a

00:38:02.600 fence

00:38:02.880 and

00:38:04.300 somebody

00:38:04.660 had

00:38:04.860 driven

00:38:05.080 through

00:38:05.400 it

00:38:05.780 because

00:38:06.880 people

00:38:07.260 you know

00:38:08.420 get

00:38:08.620 jealous

00:38:09.100 and shit

00:38:09.620 and drunk

00:38:10.180 and like

00:38:10.480 oh

00:38:10.700 this

00:38:10.880 motherfucker's

00:38:11.540 got a

00:38:11.920 fence

00:38:12.280 bam

00:38:12.900 you know

00:38:13.580 and

00:38:14.260 somebody

00:38:14.560 drove

00:38:14.960 through

00:38:15.160 that

00:38:15.420 bitch

00:38:15.880 and

00:38:17.080 and so

00:38:19.040 they

00:38:19.300 I went

00:38:20.380 over there

00:38:20.740 one time

00:38:21.320 and was

00:38:21.640 hanging out

00:38:22.060 with one

00:38:22.360 of the

00:38:22.560 kids

00:38:22.880 over there

00:38:23.440 and we

00:38:24.460 started

00:38:24.720 making

00:38:25.160 stuff

00:38:25.740 out of

00:38:26.040 wood

00:38:26.320 and I

00:38:28.020 made my

00:38:28.420 sister

00:38:28.720 this

00:38:29.040 like a

00:38:31.220 thing to

00:38:31.520 keep her

00:38:31.800 dolls in

00:38:32.400 or something

00:38:32.780 I was

00:38:33.380 probably

00:38:33.560 about

00:38:33.860 maybe

00:38:34.520 11

00:38:34.880 so then

00:38:36.920 I remember

00:38:37.380 I'm walking

00:38:37.880 home one

00:38:38.420 night and I

00:38:38.860 passed this

00:38:39.460 family's house

00:38:40.280 they had

00:38:40.640 a rental

00:38:41.260 home right

00:38:41.800 on the

00:38:42.080 corner

00:38:42.440 and this

00:38:43.720 man that

00:38:44.320 lived there

00:38:44.900 was Elvis

00:38:45.480 impersonator

00:38:46.180 and he

00:38:48.340 had four

00:38:48.820 children I

00:38:49.440 think and

00:38:50.020 they all

00:38:50.460 stayed in

00:38:50.800 the yard

00:38:51.260 and wore

00:38:51.720 like I

00:38:52.900 think they

00:38:53.120 were Pentecostal

00:38:53.820 they wore

00:38:54.380 clothes all

00:38:56.640 the way down

00:38:57.200 past their

00:38:57.760 feet I

00:38:58.180 mean it

00:38:58.420 looked like

00:38:58.700 they were

00:38:58.940 sleeping bags

00:39:00.860 with heads

00:39:01.380 you know the

00:39:01.740 whole family

00:39:02.320 and the

00:39:05.240 daddy was in

00:39:05.960 the garage

00:39:06.620 making one

00:39:07.040 of the

00:39:07.220 children a

00:39:07.680 shirt out

00:39:08.060 of wood

00:39:08.480 and he

00:39:10.560 was alcoholic

00:39:11.100 and I

00:39:12.620 went in

00:39:12.940 there and

00:39:13.240 I remember

00:39:13.660 and tried

00:39:14.880 to help

00:39:15.140 him put

00:39:15.460 that together

00:39:15.960 for his

00:39:16.320 son for

00:39:16.740 Christmas

00:39:17.140 and his

00:39:18.980 son used

00:39:19.400 to vomit

00:39:19.880 on the

00:39:20.200 bus

00:39:20.580 and I

00:39:24.180 don't even

00:39:24.400 know if

00:39:24.600 he ever

00:39:24.760 got an

00:39:25.040 education

00:39:25.240 I don't

00:39:25.560 know what

00:39:25.760 the hell

00:39:25.980 class even

00:39:26.520 went to

00:39:26.760 I just

00:39:26.960 remember

00:39:27.340 only thing I

00:39:28.700 remember about

00:39:29.020 the kid is

00:39:29.600 that he

00:39:29.940 had

00:39:30.320 he was

00:39:31.720 losing his

00:39:32.220 hair at a

00:39:32.560 young age

00:39:33.000 and he

00:39:33.300 used to

00:39:33.580 vomit on

00:39:34.000 the bus

00:39:34.460 he was

00:39:34.840 basically

00:39:35.100 like a

00:39:35.440 50 year

00:39:35.820 old man

00:39:36.120 he was

00:39:36.900 almost like

00:39:37.300 an older

00:39:37.620 alcoholic

00:39:38.060 the kid

00:39:38.500 but he

00:39:38.700 was just

00:39:38.940 a kid

00:39:39.320 all right

00:39:40.540 let's get

00:39:40.900 into a few

00:39:41.300 questions and

00:39:41.940 stuff that

00:39:42.300 came here

00:39:42.680 as always

00:39:43.040 the hotline

00:39:43.480 is

00:39:43.640 985-664-9503

00:39:47.460 if you're

00:39:48.980 having trouble

00:39:49.360 with something

00:39:49.760 or you're

00:39:50.000 struggling with

00:39:50.440 something feel

00:39:50.880 free to hit

00:39:51.320 the hotline

00:39:52.100 if you have a

00:39:53.440 question if you

00:39:54.220 have a response

00:39:55.180 or reply or

00:39:57.060 replication about

00:39:58.080 something on the

00:39:58.620 show feel free

00:40:00.020 to hit it

00:40:00.840 you know

00:40:01.160 it's uh

00:40:01.640 it's an

00:40:01.920 open air

00:40:02.300 wave

00:40:02.720 dang

00:40:03.180 what's up

00:40:05.880 CEO

00:40:06.340 it's Michael

00:40:06.920 uh

00:40:07.620 I don't know

00:40:08.840 if you remember

00:40:09.300 me or not

00:40:09.720 but I called

00:40:10.720 a little over

00:40:12.180 a year ago

00:40:12.820 on the

00:40:13.860 Spill the

00:40:14.300 Duntlet

00:40:14.620 um

00:40:15.060 Spill the

00:40:15.780 Duntlet

00:40:16.060 episode

00:40:16.420 thank you

00:40:17.700 for calling

00:40:18.080 Michael

00:40:18.540 from the

00:40:19.480 Spill the

00:40:19.920 Duntlet

00:40:20.220 episode

00:40:20.580 I'll have to

00:40:20.860 go back

00:40:21.140 and check

00:40:21.560 that out

00:40:22.100 man

00:40:22.360 but I

00:40:22.640 appreciate

00:40:22.960 you calling

00:40:23.480 brother

00:40:23.800 onward

00:40:24.200 I had

00:40:26.600 just

00:40:26.920 relapsed

00:40:28.480 and you

00:40:30.040 called me

00:40:30.620 back then

00:40:31.400 and talked

00:40:32.660 with me

00:40:33.520 kind of

00:40:34.200 lifted my

00:40:34.580 spirits up

00:40:35.260 and uh

00:40:37.200 I'm sorry

00:40:37.680 I'm out of

00:40:37.980 breath

00:40:38.180 I'm at

00:40:38.440 work

00:40:38.680 but uh

00:40:39.480 so anyway

00:40:40.460 it's been a

00:40:41.960 little over

00:40:42.300 a year now

00:40:42.900 and uh

00:40:43.820 I'm still

00:40:44.980 clean

00:40:45.360 uh

00:40:45.940 no relapses

00:40:47.080 I'm happier

00:40:48.400 than I've ever

00:40:49.140 been

00:40:49.440 everything's good

00:40:50.280 so I just

00:40:51.980 wanted to give

00:40:52.360 you an update

00:40:52.920 and let you

00:40:53.380 know everything

00:40:53.800 is good

00:40:54.360 and I think

00:40:55.340 a lot of it

00:40:55.760 has to do

00:40:56.280 with you

00:40:58.020 calling me

00:40:58.520 that day

00:40:58.940 uh

00:40:59.460 it meant

00:41:00.880 the world

00:41:01.180 to me

00:41:01.540 and I

00:41:02.600 just wanted

00:41:02.920 you to know

00:41:03.280 that you're

00:41:03.900 a good dude

00:41:04.680 man

00:41:04.960 well thanks bro

00:41:07.480 I appreciate

00:41:07.920 the nice message

00:41:08.720 man

00:41:09.080 um

00:41:10.060 you know

00:41:11.600 that's sweet

00:41:11.980 of you to say

00:41:12.440 man

00:41:12.740 uh

00:41:13.760 you know

00:41:15.360 I think

00:41:15.720 a lot of that

00:41:16.540 goes to you

00:41:17.280 for just taking

00:41:18.440 care of yourself

00:41:19.060 it's tough

00:41:19.580 and to try

00:41:19.960 something new

00:41:20.640 and try

00:41:21.080 something different

00:41:21.700 it's tough

00:41:22.260 and um

00:41:23.960 yeah

00:41:25.380 and thank you

00:41:26.020 for just

00:41:26.560 reaching out

00:41:27.080 and saying

00:41:27.400 the nice

00:41:27.800 words

00:41:28.280 you know

00:41:28.860 I'm happy

00:41:29.320 for you

00:41:29.780 you sound

00:41:31.100 uh

00:41:31.580 good

00:41:32.280 and that's

00:41:33.520 nice

00:41:33.940 that's a nice

00:41:34.880 way to sound

00:41:35.460 brother

00:41:35.800 amen

00:41:36.380 uh

00:41:37.940 let's hit

00:41:38.280 another call

00:41:38.800 or two

00:41:39.060 that came

00:41:39.580 in

00:41:40.120 um

00:41:41.320 here we go

00:41:43.840 this one

00:41:44.500 actually

00:41:44.760 this is kind

00:41:45.160 of in the

00:41:45.420 same vein

00:41:46.140 hey

00:41:47.200 my name

00:41:47.940 is Robert

00:41:48.400 just wanted

00:41:49.400 to

00:41:49.620 want to call

00:41:50.640 in

00:41:50.860 say hey

00:41:51.460 let you know

00:41:52.160 I appreciate

00:41:52.660 you man

00:41:53.140 I've been

00:41:53.380 listening to you

00:41:53.820 for the last

00:41:54.260 last few years

00:41:56.000 and

00:41:56.300 honestly I don't

00:41:58.320 know why

00:41:58.640 I'm

00:41:58.860 really know

00:41:59.460 why I'm

00:41:59.800 calling

00:42:00.180 thanks for

00:42:01.580 calling Robert

00:42:02.180 and that's long

00:42:02.860 for Robbie

00:42:03.500 people say

00:42:04.220 Robbie

00:42:04.700 or Rob

00:42:05.340 Bob

00:42:06.000 uh

00:42:07.640 Robo

00:42:08.380 they call

00:42:08.820 him sometime

00:42:09.500 uh

00:42:11.000 Robert

00:42:12.340 I think it's

00:42:13.600 French actually

00:42:14.420 Robert

00:42:14.940 Robert

00:42:16.900 somebody that's

00:42:18.440 Roberting

00:42:18.960 it's not a

00:42:20.120 verb

00:42:20.440 onward

00:42:21.540 um

00:42:23.200 I think

00:42:24.300 you're really

00:42:24.620 relatable

00:42:25.160 as far as

00:42:26.520 human being

00:42:27.040 and human

00:42:27.340 beings

00:42:27.680 so I wanted

00:42:28.080 to get

00:42:28.320 your opinion

00:42:28.900 uh

00:42:30.660 kind of on

00:42:31.680 my first

00:42:32.240 real stint

00:42:32.980 of sobriety

00:42:33.740 right now

00:42:34.620 and

00:42:34.840 about to

00:42:36.320 come up

00:42:36.600 on my

00:42:36.860 90 day

00:42:37.420 mark

00:42:37.840 the first

00:42:39.100 part was

00:42:39.540 real easy

00:42:40.120 but now

00:42:40.660 I'm starting

00:42:41.020 to have

00:42:41.280 these

00:42:41.440 conversations

00:42:42.060 in my

00:42:42.480 head

00:42:42.840 where I

00:42:44.460 negotiating

00:42:45.040 with myself

00:42:45.800 that you

00:42:46.100 know

00:42:46.220 maybe I'm

00:42:46.680 not an

00:42:46.960 alcoholic

00:42:47.520 trying to

00:42:48.600 work through

00:42:48.880 my steps

00:42:49.320 and stuff

00:42:49.680 and I'm

00:42:51.220 getting closer

00:42:53.580 and closer

00:42:54.040 to talking

00:42:54.500 myself

00:42:54.920 into

00:42:55.260 reaching

00:42:55.820 for the

00:42:56.180 bottle

00:42:56.460 again

00:42:56.820 I just

00:42:58.280 wanted to

00:42:59.000 get to

00:42:59.460 your opinion

00:42:59.920 and see

00:43:00.580 if there's

00:43:00.860 anything

00:43:01.160 that can

00:43:01.500 really be

00:43:02.020 anything

00:43:03.260 thanks for

00:43:04.680 the call

00:43:05.080 man

00:43:05.480 yeah

00:43:06.760 I think

00:43:07.340 what you're

00:43:08.240 expressing

00:43:08.740 is what

00:43:09.300 a lot

00:43:09.660 of people

00:43:09.980 express

00:43:10.440 if they

00:43:11.000 are about

00:43:11.480 to

00:43:12.040 go out

00:43:14.000 of their

00:43:14.220 program

00:43:14.740 you know

00:43:15.320 and not

00:43:15.980 be

00:43:18.560 sober

00:43:19.380 so

00:43:21.060 it's a

00:43:22.820 risk

00:43:23.100 it's a

00:43:23.420 it's a

00:43:23.700 tough

00:43:23.920 it's a

00:43:24.260 risky

00:43:24.480 place

00:43:24.780 to be

00:43:25.160 in

00:43:25.480 because

00:43:26.680 yeah

00:43:26.960 there will

00:43:27.220 be things

00:43:27.640 that will

00:43:27.900 call you

00:43:28.340 back into

00:43:28.720 the world

00:43:28.980 it's

00:43:29.160 happened

00:43:29.340 to me

00:43:29.560 many

00:43:29.800 times

00:43:30.240 you know

00:43:30.640 I'm just

00:43:32.020 recommitting

00:43:32.500 myself

00:43:32.840 now

00:43:33.200 to my

00:43:33.540 program

00:43:34.100 and

00:43:34.580 I just

00:43:36.100 hit a

00:43:36.380 meeting

00:43:36.580 this

00:43:36.840 morning

00:43:37.300 and

00:43:40.760 there's

00:43:40.900 a lot

00:43:41.040 of

00:43:41.160 old

00:43:41.540 people

00:43:42.140 in

00:43:42.320 this

00:43:42.500 meeting

00:43:42.840 and

00:43:43.000 some

00:43:43.220 of

00:43:43.380 them

00:43:43.480 start

00:43:43.840 falling

00:43:44.320 asleep

00:43:44.660 and

00:43:44.900 one

00:43:45.820 guy

00:43:46.060 I think

00:43:46.280 was in

00:43:46.580 the war

00:43:47.140 I guess

00:43:47.560 I don't

00:43:47.820 even

00:43:47.940 know

00:43:48.120 what

00:43:48.360 war

00:43:48.900 it

00:43:50.720 could

00:43:50.940 have

00:43:51.080 been

00:43:51.300 but

00:43:51.580 he'll

00:43:52.580 like

00:43:53.020 and

00:43:57.400 other

00:43:57.820 guys

00:43:58.180 are

00:43:58.280 just

00:43:58.400 old

00:43:58.760 so

00:43:58.920 they

00:43:59.000 just

00:43:59.100 have

00:43:59.220 sounds

00:43:59.700 kind

00:43:59.900 of

00:43:59.980 come

00:44:00.240 out

00:44:00.480 of

00:44:00.580 them

00:44:00.740 you

00:44:01.340 know

00:44:01.580 like

00:44:02.680 you

00:44:05.400 know

00:44:05.620 like

00:44:05.840 some

00:44:06.120 of

00:44:06.240 them

00:44:06.300 and

00:44:06.440 then

00:44:06.620 you

00:44:08.840 know

00:44:08.980 old

00:44:09.220 people

00:44:09.420 sometimes

00:44:09.640 like

00:44:09.880 a

00:44:10.460 gas

00:44:11.000 will

00:44:11.140 just

00:44:11.300 come

00:44:11.560 out

00:44:11.700 of

00:44:11.760 their

00:44:11.900 arm

00:44:12.180 you

00:44:12.680 know

00:44:12.780 they

00:44:12.940 just

00:44:13.260 their

00:44:14.100 bodies

00:44:14.580 just

00:44:14.880 kind

00:44:15.180 of

00:44:15.440 you

00:44:17.000 know

00:44:17.100 it's

00:44:17.220 like

00:44:17.320 a

00:44:17.440 hot

00:44:17.720 spring

00:44:18.140 kind

00:44:18.420 of

00:44:18.540 almost

00:44:18.800 at

00:44:18.940 a

00:44:19.060 certain

00:44:19.280 point

00:44:19.580 where

00:44:19.760 they're

00:44:19.960 just

00:44:20.420 little

00:44:20.880 you

00:44:22.520 know

00:44:24.680 they'll

00:44:24.920 move

00:44:25.220 their

00:44:25.420 elbow

00:44:25.720 and

00:44:26.020 it'll

00:44:26.240 just

00:44:26.480 like

00:44:26.720 a

00:44:26.920 not

00:44:28.340 like

00:44:28.620 an

00:44:30.140 exhaust

00:44:30.660 it just

00:44:31.420 their

00:44:31.660 fault

00:44:31.960 you know

00:44:32.240 it's just

00:44:32.600 a lot

00:44:33.000 of old

00:44:33.300 people

00:44:33.420 are making

00:44:33.700 all these

00:44:34.040 sounds

00:44:34.480 around me

00:44:34.800 it sounds

00:44:35.180 there's a lot

00:44:35.900 of sounds

00:44:36.780 in there

00:44:37.320 but anyway

00:44:40.340 yeah

00:44:40.880 I just

00:44:41.440 was just

00:44:42.300 thinking about

00:44:42.720 that but

00:44:43.120 yeah

00:44:45.160 look

00:44:45.400 the only

00:44:45.880 thoughts

00:44:46.160 I have

00:44:46.500 are

00:44:46.600 it's

00:44:47.520 really

00:44:47.760 tough

00:44:48.000 to

00:44:48.160 recommit

00:44:48.540 yourself

00:44:48.820 once

00:44:49.020 you

00:44:49.140 start

00:44:49.320 going

00:44:49.600 down

00:44:49.920 that

00:44:50.280 slope

00:44:50.800 you

00:44:52.300 know

00:44:52.600 I've

00:44:55.000 tried

00:44:55.200 a lot

00:44:55.480 of

00:44:55.600 different

00:44:55.840 things

00:44:56.260 over

00:44:56.480 time

00:44:57.000 thinking

00:44:59.580 that I

00:45:00.200 didn't

00:45:00.760 have

00:45:01.060 some

00:45:01.320 sort

00:45:01.580 of

00:45:01.680 problem

00:45:01.980 or

00:45:02.100 not

00:45:02.300 knowing

00:45:02.620 what

00:45:02.820 my

00:45:02.960 problem

00:45:03.360 or

00:45:03.600 not

00:45:03.920 knowing

00:45:04.220 what

00:45:04.420 my

00:45:04.720 not

00:45:05.900 problem

00:45:06.320 but

00:45:06.520 difficulty

00:45:07.140 was

00:45:07.820 so

00:45:10.040 I mean

00:45:11.600 it's all

00:45:11.860 your own

00:45:12.240 choice

00:45:12.700 you know

00:45:13.600 nobody

00:45:13.880 can tell

00:45:14.260 you what

00:45:14.520 to do

00:45:15.020 but

00:45:15.660 it's

00:45:17.960 definitely

00:45:18.240 I've

00:45:19.200 seen the

00:45:19.540 crossroads

00:45:20.000 a bunch

00:45:20.320 and I've

00:45:20.540 been there

00:45:20.800 myself

00:45:21.240 where you

00:45:21.900 kind of

00:45:22.300 lean in

00:45:23.020 or you're

00:45:23.460 leaning out

00:45:24.100 you know

00:45:27.380 but I applaud

00:45:28.020 you on 90

00:45:28.540 days brother

00:45:29.060 congratulations

00:45:29.600 man that's

00:45:30.480 awesome and

00:45:30.940 I just wish

00:45:31.420 you the best

00:45:32.000 whatever you're

00:45:32.580 doing

00:45:32.840 you know

00:45:34.420 and nobody

00:45:34.840 knows if

00:45:35.340 you are an

00:45:35.880 alcoholic or

00:45:36.580 if you have

00:45:37.140 the that

00:45:38.100 thing or

00:45:39.120 some form

00:45:40.380 of it

00:45:40.620 except for

00:45:41.100 you

00:45:41.380 you're the

00:45:41.940 only one

00:45:42.340 that knows

00:45:42.940 you know

00:45:44.120 so

00:45:45.220 love you

00:45:46.320 baby

00:45:46.580 take care

00:45:47.180 of yourself

00:45:47.480 brother gang

00:45:48.140 what else

00:45:52.280 we had some

00:45:52.580 other good

00:45:52.900 calls that

00:45:53.400 came in

00:45:53.880 here

00:45:54.340 oh yeah

00:45:57.980 let's hit

00:45:58.620 this one

00:45:59.320 hey Theo

00:46:01.220 this is

00:46:01.920 Brendan

00:46:02.440 out of

00:46:04.440 New Hampshire

00:46:05.040 by way

00:46:06.160 of Boston

00:46:06.820 and I

00:46:08.680 was just

00:46:09.020 calling in

00:46:09.600 because I

00:46:10.320 feel I

00:46:10.740 really can

00:46:11.240 relate

00:46:11.700 to some

00:46:13.000 of your

00:46:13.180 family

00:46:13.480 troubles

00:46:13.900 man

00:46:14.300 like so

00:46:15.740 you've been

00:46:16.340 talking about

00:46:17.020 your mom

00:46:17.980 and I

00:46:20.680 have a

00:46:21.140 similar issue

00:46:22.000 with my mom

00:46:22.860 I you know

00:46:24.560 I'm not

00:46:25.120 going to get

00:46:25.440 into it

00:46:25.920 because it's

00:46:26.320 not pretty

00:46:26.860 but sometimes

00:46:28.920 your your

00:46:30.040 trust goes

00:46:30.980 away and

00:46:32.220 my dad

00:46:33.520 was he was

00:46:34.480 never really

00:46:35.200 you know

00:46:35.940 in the scene

00:46:37.480 he was doing

00:46:38.060 his own thing

00:46:38.740 he's like

00:46:39.400 he's a

00:46:40.360 hyper intelligent

00:46:41.160 individual

00:46:42.320 and he

00:46:44.640 wasn't there

00:46:45.140 for me but

00:46:45.840 to have

00:46:47.380 my my

00:46:48.660 my trust

00:46:49.680 broken from

00:46:50.380 my mom

00:46:51.020 made me feel

00:46:51.640 like I had

00:46:52.200 no one

00:46:52.720 really

00:46:53.080 so I

00:46:53.920 looked up

00:46:54.280 to my

00:46:54.640 older brother

00:46:55.460 and I

00:46:58.060 was just

00:46:58.460 wondering

00:46:58.820 you know

00:46:59.500 is forgiveness

00:47:02.360 in us

00:47:03.080 because I

00:47:03.640 try to

00:47:04.360 forgive so

00:47:05.320 much but

00:47:05.860 then oftentimes

00:47:06.520 I dwell

00:47:07.420 on you

00:47:08.740 know why

00:47:09.980 why they

00:47:11.420 wronged me

00:47:12.120 and this

00:47:12.680 goes for my

00:47:13.260 brother my

00:47:13.800 dad my

00:47:14.340 mom

00:47:14.840 yeah this

00:47:18.060 is a good

00:47:18.980 call man I

00:47:19.620 appreciate it

00:47:20.400 thank you for

00:47:21.240 calling

00:47:21.560 and it's

00:47:23.660 funny this is

00:47:24.140 kind of right

00:47:24.520 where I am

00:47:25.020 you know

00:47:25.240 during the

00:47:26.120 holiday during

00:47:26.740 Easter I got

00:47:27.340 to see my

00:47:27.760 mother and

00:47:28.300 see my

00:47:28.580 brother and

00:47:29.180 my mother's

00:47:31.080 gonna be

00:47:31.560 moving to

00:47:32.160 Arizona and

00:47:33.680 you know this

00:47:35.400 may have been

00:47:35.740 the last time I

00:47:36.360 get to see

00:47:37.020 her in

00:47:38.280 in Louisiana

00:47:39.780 you know and

00:47:42.280 and she's

00:47:44.040 moving to

00:47:44.340 Tucson Arizona

00:47:45.260 and she also

00:47:49.400 oh she trying

00:47:50.200 to get a

00:47:50.500 weapon too so

00:47:51.060 if anybody

00:47:51.400 does tactical

00:47:52.220 sales or

00:47:53.300 tactical

00:47:53.740 training out

00:47:54.720 there that

00:47:55.800 can help

00:47:56.240 like an

00:47:56.600 older woman

00:47:57.340 do it

00:47:58.060 hit up the

00:48:00.060 producer email

00:48:00.720 because we

00:48:01.880 got to get

00:48:02.260 mama we got

00:48:04.580 to get that

00:48:04.980 thing on her

00:48:05.780 you know so

00:48:07.380 and she

00:48:09.220 have to be a

00:48:09.820 piece that she

00:48:10.380 could handle

00:48:10.880 you know so

00:48:11.660 that would be

00:48:13.340 awesome if

00:48:13.780 somebody could

00:48:14.320 could you

00:48:16.220 know help

00:48:16.840 help with

00:48:17.380 that that'd be

00:48:17.860 cool

00:48:18.140 yeah it's

00:48:23.260 tough because

00:48:23.760 it's like

00:48:24.120 yeah how

00:48:24.600 do how

00:48:25.340 long do I

00:48:26.120 hold a

00:48:26.640 grudge

00:48:27.180 you know

00:48:27.920 and then

00:48:30.060 because at a

00:48:31.180 certain point

00:48:31.660 your parents

00:48:32.200 they're just

00:48:32.560 getting older

00:48:33.120 and you're

00:48:33.760 missing out

00:48:34.460 on whatever

00:48:35.140 there is

00:48:36.140 there

00:48:36.520 and yeah I

00:48:43.400 think I

00:48:43.900 believe and

00:48:46.180 it's one of

00:48:46.580 the reasons

00:48:46.860 why I'm

00:48:47.340 trying to

00:48:47.700 recommit

00:48:48.100 myself to

00:48:48.600 my program

00:48:49.140 is because I

00:48:49.620 believe that

00:48:50.060 forgiveness is

00:48:50.740 the only

00:48:51.420 answer

00:48:53.980 I believe

00:48:59.460 that

00:49:00.140 letting go

00:49:02.700 of whatever

00:49:03.320 that hurt

00:49:04.060 is

00:49:04.480 you know

00:49:08.200 sometimes I

00:49:08.780 felt so

00:49:09.260 hurt as a

00:49:09.740 kid I

00:49:10.020 felt the

00:49:10.780 I hold

00:49:12.000 on to that

00:49:12.400 hurt because

00:49:12.920 sometimes it's

00:49:13.600 the only

00:49:14.220 relationship I

00:49:15.260 had with

00:49:16.980 my mother

00:49:17.800 was

00:49:18.540 that I was

00:49:21.760 angry at

00:49:22.300 her

00:49:22.600 you know

00:49:27.100 and it's

00:49:27.500 all I

00:49:27.880 had

00:49:28.060 it's the

00:49:28.600 only thing

00:49:29.260 that I

00:49:29.560 had

00:49:30.000 so it

00:49:30.320 was like

00:49:30.560 so hard

00:49:31.080 to let

00:49:31.540 it go

00:49:31.920 it's been

00:49:32.340 hard to

00:49:32.800 let it

00:49:33.080 go

00:49:33.340 because the

00:49:36.580 only thing

00:49:37.460 that I

00:49:37.840 had

00:49:38.500 was my

00:49:44.120 anger

00:49:44.520 or my

00:49:46.580 uncomfort

00:49:47.320 or my

00:49:47.700 pain

00:49:48.180 it was so

00:49:48.740 hard to

00:49:49.120 let it

00:49:49.420 go

00:49:49.860 it's like

00:49:52.160 a blanket

00:49:52.680 you know

00:49:53.340 it's a

00:49:53.960 it's like

00:49:57.380 I know

00:49:57.760 this isn't

00:49:58.260 good for

00:49:58.700 me but

00:49:59.020 somehow

00:49:59.480 it keeps

00:50:00.200 me warm

00:50:00.900 a little

00:50:01.280 you know

00:50:06.720 the only

00:50:07.160 thing I

00:50:07.580 had

00:50:07.780 we know

00:50:08.060 when I

00:50:08.300 was young

00:50:08.720 and I'm

00:50:09.840 not

00:50:10.200 talking about

00:50:11.760 self-pity

00:50:12.280 here or

00:50:13.240 anything like

00:50:13.680 that I'm

00:50:14.000 just I'm

00:50:14.480 trying to

00:50:14.940 really examine

00:50:15.740 this like

00:50:16.400 why we

00:50:18.400 hold on to

00:50:19.020 those things

00:50:19.860 because yeah

00:50:24.660 all I

00:50:25.140 all I

00:50:25.580 for a long

00:50:26.220 time all I

00:50:26.900 had was my

00:50:27.660 just my

00:50:28.560 anger

00:50:29.100 and my

00:50:31.780 I was

00:50:32.280 wronged

00:50:32.940 my that

00:50:33.540 that you

00:50:34.060 know

00:50:34.300 it's

00:50:34.820 somebody's

00:50:35.400 all I

00:50:36.120 had was

00:50:36.500 that and

00:50:37.280 when you

00:50:37.540 have that

00:50:37.820 from a

00:50:38.140 young age

00:50:38.900 with a

00:50:39.220 parent

00:50:39.620 it's

00:50:40.840 that's

00:50:43.060 like it's

00:50:44.200 not even

00:50:44.580 you holding

00:50:45.180 on to it

00:50:45.660 as a

00:50:45.920 conscious

00:50:46.240 adult

00:50:46.680 it's this

00:50:47.240 fucking

00:50:47.940 it's this

00:50:49.500 inner child

00:50:50.160 that's got

00:50:50.600 this claws

00:50:51.440 on him

00:50:51.860 you know

00:50:52.540 he got

00:50:53.460 them grips

00:50:54.220 the mitts

00:50:55.640 baby

00:50:55.960 and so

00:50:57.860 it's hard

00:50:58.300 to let

00:50:58.560 go of

00:50:58.860 some of

00:50:59.100 that

00:50:59.360 but I

00:51:02.580 just

00:51:03.160 I just

00:51:03.780 believe that

00:51:04.540 the only

00:51:05.040 way to do

00:51:05.700 it the only

00:51:06.200 way to

00:51:06.540 really get

00:51:07.200 free is to

00:51:07.900 have some

00:51:08.260 forgiveness

00:51:08.680 you know

00:51:09.280 and people

00:51:13.340 do the best

00:51:13.860 they can

00:51:14.460 you know

00:51:17.420 I saw my

00:51:17.840 mother this

00:51:18.280 weekend

00:51:18.740 and

00:51:19.220 and all

00:51:23.660 any of us

00:51:24.140 are is just

00:51:24.700 kids that

00:51:25.280 are just

00:51:25.580 getting older

00:51:26.200 you know

00:51:27.380 and just

00:51:27.820 trying our

00:51:28.380 best in

00:51:28.780 the world

00:51:29.260 and sometimes

00:51:34.500 it takes time

00:51:35.260 you can't

00:51:35.700 really force

00:51:36.320 it you know

00:51:36.800 but

00:51:37.240 but I think

00:51:39.560 we can get

00:51:40.060 into practices

00:51:40.740 that help us

00:51:41.400 get closer

00:51:41.920 to forgiveness

00:51:42.640 and

00:51:43.600 and that's

00:51:45.740 where I want

00:51:46.120 to be

00:51:46.600 because at

00:51:49.760 a certain

00:51:50.200 point I'm

00:51:50.860 tired of

00:51:52.340 of the

00:51:56.280 grudges

00:51:56.760 even if

00:51:58.000 I'm not

00:51:58.460 the one

00:51:58.980 making them

00:51:59.560 even if

00:51:59.940 they're from

00:52:00.400 a young

00:52:00.840 I've got to

00:52:01.820 talk to

00:52:02.280 myself or

00:52:02.980 have a

00:52:03.280 relationship

00:52:03.840 enough with

00:52:04.520 my heart

00:52:05.160 that's like

00:52:08.540 hey trust

00:52:09.120 me enough

00:52:09.860 to walk

00:52:11.260 us through

00:52:11.680 this

00:52:12.220 and with

00:52:15.300 my higher

00:52:15.700 power

00:52:16.140 to say

00:52:19.140 hey God

00:52:19.520 help me

00:52:19.900 get help

00:52:20.340 me walk

00:52:20.800 through

00:52:21.080 this

00:52:21.680 you know

00:52:26.200 help me

00:52:27.080 you know

00:52:30.300 I have

00:52:30.620 felt

00:52:30.880 unloved

00:52:31.480 or I have

00:52:31.840 felt wrong

00:52:32.460 or I have

00:52:32.900 felt this

00:52:33.300 help me

00:52:34.460 try again

00:52:38.680 to give

00:52:42.420 this person

00:52:43.060 a chance

00:52:43.540 to love

00:52:44.080 me

00:52:44.420 because if

00:52:45.380 not

00:52:45.920 I miss

00:52:49.180 out twice

00:52:50.060 I miss

00:52:52.680 out as

00:52:53.040 a child

00:52:53.620 when I

00:52:56.500 didn't

00:52:56.880 wasn't able

00:52:57.540 to make

00:52:57.780 a choice

00:52:58.300 when I

00:52:59.580 when

00:52:59.800 when

00:53:00.220 when I

00:53:01.640 had it

00:53:02.000 was all

00:53:02.300 survival

00:53:02.800 instincts

00:53:03.320 that I

00:53:03.600 had to

00:53:03.920 to operate

00:53:04.720 from

00:53:05.100 but I

00:53:07.000 miss out

00:53:07.440 as an

00:53:07.740 adult

00:53:07.980 when I

00:53:08.260 am able

00:53:08.740 to make

00:53:09.040 a choice

00:53:09.580 and

00:53:13.460 uh

00:53:15.920 and

00:53:22.820 as hard

00:53:23.220 as it

00:53:23.400 is

00:53:23.520 I

00:53:23.760 don't

00:53:23.900 want

00:53:24.060 to

00:53:24.160 miss

00:53:24.340 out

00:53:24.500 on

00:53:24.660 getting

00:53:24.860 to love

00:53:25.260 my

00:53:25.440 mother

00:53:25.680 twice

00:53:26.300 you

00:53:32.680 know

00:53:32.940 um

00:53:33.800 and I

00:53:39.460 don't

00:53:39.600 know if

00:53:39.900 that makes

00:53:40.220 a ton

00:53:40.500 of sense

00:53:40.840 or not

00:53:41.400 and

00:53:42.000 fuck

00:53:42.840 I don't

00:53:43.100 even know

00:53:43.300 if I

00:53:43.520 care

00:53:43.720 if it

00:53:43.940 does

00:53:44.300 uh

00:53:45.560 you

00:53:47.320 know

00:53:47.440 it's

00:53:47.640 been

00:53:47.780 for me

00:53:48.100 it's

00:53:48.220 been

00:53:48.300 a long

00:53:48.580 journey

00:53:48.780 with

00:53:48.960 this

00:53:49.120 kind

00:53:49.280 of

00:53:49.360 stuff

00:53:49.740 and

00:53:50.120 and

00:53:50.400 trying

00:53:50.820 to

00:53:51.000 navigate

00:53:51.320 it

00:53:51.720 and

00:53:52.120 and

00:53:52.840 that's

00:53:53.080 okay

00:53:53.440 you

00:53:54.620 know

00:53:54.880 um

00:53:55.620 that's

00:53:57.560 okay

00:53:57.880 so

00:53:58.660 but I

00:53:59.520 wish you

00:53:59.920 well there

00:54:00.360 brother

00:54:00.700 and uh

00:54:01.940 and just

00:54:02.800 know that

00:54:03.180 there's

00:54:03.380 other people

00:54:03.940 out there

00:54:04.340 that are

00:54:04.620 on this

00:54:05.100 journey

00:54:05.380 with you

00:54:05.860 in some

00:54:06.280 ways

00:54:06.760 it

00:54:07.540 could

00:54:07.700 be

00:54:07.840 a

00:54:08.000 mother

00:54:08.180 it

00:54:08.340 could

00:54:08.440 be

00:54:08.560 a

00:54:08.700 father

00:54:08.940 it

00:54:09.140 could

00:54:09.260 be

00:54:09.440 a

00:54:09.860 sibling

00:54:10.160 and

00:54:11.300 it

00:54:11.420 could

00:54:11.540 be

00:54:11.680 ourselves

00:54:12.260 sometimes

00:54:13.940 a lot

00:54:14.500 of it

00:54:14.680 for me

00:54:14.980 is about

00:54:15.260 forgiving

00:54:15.700 myself

00:54:18.100 you know

00:54:21.080 when you

00:54:21.620 are

00:54:22.400 as

00:54:24.960 children

00:54:25.300 you think

00:54:25.680 it's

00:54:25.860 your fault

00:54:26.280 you

00:54:26.520 you know

00:54:26.820 you take

00:54:27.260 so much

00:54:28.340 responsibility

00:54:28.820 for yourself

00:54:29.840 that if

00:54:30.700 something

00:54:30.980 isn't right

00:54:31.600 then of

00:54:31.940 course

00:54:32.200 it's

00:54:32.420 on me

00:54:32.900 it's

00:54:33.460 on me

00:54:34.060 um

00:54:35.680 but if

00:54:37.800 stuff's

00:54:38.340 on you

00:54:38.700 for so

00:54:39.180 long

00:54:39.460 it's

00:54:39.660 on me

00:54:40.080 it's

00:54:40.280 on me

00:54:40.640 it's

00:54:40.840 on me

00:54:41.160 you can

00:54:41.980 handle that

00:54:42.400 for a

00:54:42.680 while

00:54:42.920 but I

00:54:43.180 think

00:54:43.320 at a

00:54:43.580 certain

00:54:43.840 point

00:54:44.200 you're

00:54:44.820 right

00:54:45.000 it's

00:54:45.180 all

00:54:45.340 on you

00:54:45.820 and

00:54:47.380 it's

00:54:47.580 just

00:54:47.900 you

00:54:48.240 and

00:54:49.720 it

00:54:49.880 gets

00:54:50.120 kind

00:54:50.460 of

00:54:50.600 lonesome

00:54:51.260 you know

00:54:51.960 and I'm

00:54:53.020 not saying

00:54:53.420 that in a

00:54:53.840 self-pity

00:54:54.240 way

00:54:54.420 I'm just

00:54:54.700 saying

00:54:54.940 that in

00:54:55.340 like

00:54:55.580 you know

00:54:56.500 I want

00:54:56.840 my life

00:54:57.260 to be

00:54:57.560 filled

00:54:57.780 with other

00:54:58.200 people

00:54:58.640 and um

00:54:59.800 and so

00:55:00.860 that's

00:55:01.340 hopefully

00:55:01.860 that is a

00:55:02.480 direction

00:55:02.840 that I

00:55:03.180 can uh

00:55:04.480 head in

00:55:05.240 you know

00:55:05.880 with the

00:55:06.280 help of

00:55:06.600 others

00:55:06.840 and with

00:55:07.120 the help

00:55:07.380 of a

00:55:07.680 higher

00:55:07.900 power

00:55:08.340 um

00:55:09.640 you know

00:55:11.900 I've been

00:55:12.300 there before

00:55:12.900 and uh

00:55:14.180 and I think

00:55:15.600 I can

00:55:15.920 be there

00:55:16.440 again

00:55:16.880 but gang

00:55:18.140 gang

00:55:18.440 baby

00:55:18.620 take care

00:55:18.980 of yourself

00:55:19.220 oh yeah

00:55:19.680 and I got

00:55:19.960 this new

00:55:20.260 gang gang

00:55:20.720 hitter right

00:55:21.220 here too

00:55:21.640 on

00:55:21.880 this is a

00:55:22.500 baby blue

00:55:22.880 and it's a

00:55:23.180 large

00:55:23.560 and the

00:55:24.820 large one's a

00:55:25.480 little big

00:55:26.000 on this one

00:55:26.540 so I don't

00:55:28.980 know if I'd go

00:55:29.440 medium I feel

00:55:30.100 good in here

00:55:30.820 uh

00:55:32.640 I feel like

00:55:34.180 somebody should

00:55:34.640 have washed

00:55:34.940 under this

00:55:35.300 baby's arms

00:55:35.900 though that's

00:55:36.260 for damn

00:55:36.580 sure

00:55:36.840 and if you

00:55:38.720 can't get

00:55:39.180 well brother

00:55:39.680 you can always

00:55:40.200 get you one

00:55:40.680 of them

00:55:40.900 weighted blankets

00:55:41.780 if you can't

00:55:43.960 get well you

00:55:44.580 could always

00:55:44.960 get you a

00:55:45.480 weighted blanket

00:55:46.280 because that's

00:55:49.100 like that's one

00:55:49.880 thing I noticed

00:55:50.420 some people

00:55:50.920 they you got

00:55:51.500 that you know

00:55:52.020 they get that

00:55:52.980 weighted blanket

00:55:53.780 they gotta feel

00:55:55.140 and I'm one

00:55:58.060 of those people

00:55:58.680 shit I don't

00:55:59.120 know what I'm

00:55:59.400 talking about

00:55:59.980 I like to get

00:56:01.700 that little

00:56:02.220 mmm

00:56:03.420 make me feel

00:56:04.780 like a little

00:56:05.120 peanut

00:56:05.580 just tidy me

00:56:07.820 up

00:56:08.180 I always want

00:56:09.780 to be wrapped

00:56:10.380 up and you

00:56:11.160 know

00:56:11.400 smothered

00:56:13.360 covered

00:56:13.700 chunked baby

00:56:14.660 put me

00:56:15.440 like that

00:56:16.960 I want to

00:56:18.920 I want them

00:56:19.300 covers right up

00:56:20.300 to my neck

00:56:21.160 I want it all

00:56:22.180 I gotta be

00:56:23.680 tight tight

00:56:24.480 that's how I

00:56:26.340 like to be

00:56:26.960 you know

00:56:29.600 but I had a

00:56:30.060 friend that

00:56:30.320 was visiting

00:56:30.620 recently and

00:56:31.600 they're like

00:56:32.140 oh yeah the

00:56:32.760 weighted blanket

00:56:33.460 she said the

00:56:33.980 weighted blanket

00:56:34.740 in your guest

00:56:35.560 room is great

00:56:36.320 I said I

00:56:37.460 don't even know

00:56:37.680 I had a damn

00:56:38.180 weighted blanket

00:56:38.920 in there

00:56:39.400 and uh

00:56:41.660 and that's

00:56:44.300 where I guess

00:56:44.760 you know

00:56:45.200 maybe we're all

00:56:46.420 headed that way

00:56:47.140 I think the

00:56:49.340 world we

00:56:49.700 there's so much

00:56:50.260 anxiety in the

00:56:51.140 world now

00:56:51.480 everybody's gonna

00:56:52.000 have a weighted

00:56:52.500 blanket weighted

00:56:53.400 hat

00:56:53.920 you see somebody

00:56:55.740 in a damn

00:56:56.120 weighted hat

00:56:56.860 brother can't

00:56:57.400 even walk

00:56:58.000 I'm just

00:56:59.380 trying to

00:56:59.880 get to work

00:57:01.020 my nephew

00:57:03.860 got me this

00:57:04.540 heavy one

00:57:05.160 you know

00:57:06.000 and that dude

00:57:06.640 just trudging

00:57:07.480 along barely

00:57:08.280 he's nine

00:57:09.300 minutes late

00:57:09.840 to work over

00:57:10.380 there

00:57:10.660 at Amazon

00:57:12.000 it's up

00:57:14.560 you know

00:57:14.920 everybody get

00:57:15.580 everything

00:57:15.900 weighted gloves

00:57:16.780 you can't even

00:57:17.220 shake a hand

00:57:17.900 anymore

00:57:18.400 but you don't

00:57:19.180 know no

00:57:19.640 anxiety

00:57:20.260 people gonna

00:57:23.220 have a

00:57:23.480 service friend

00:57:25.520 that's what

00:57:28.400 that's what

00:57:28.960 I'll probably

00:57:29.380 be

00:57:29.620 I'll be that

00:57:30.120 emotional support

00:57:31.040 friend

00:57:31.460 I'll be that

00:57:33.480 emotional support

00:57:34.160 friend

00:57:34.340 I won't be the

00:57:35.160 friend that

00:57:35.680 the chicks

00:57:36.460 bang

00:57:37.020 that dude

00:57:38.180 will come

00:57:38.520 in he'll be

00:57:38.900 that real

00:57:39.280 hit man

00:57:39.780 probably a

00:57:40.280 little vato

00:57:40.860 or something

00:57:41.380 or a brother

00:57:41.940 you know

00:57:42.480 somebody with

00:57:43.960 some tats

00:57:44.540 and uh

00:57:45.240 you know

00:57:45.840 maybe a

00:57:46.220 blade on

00:57:46.720 them

00:57:46.900 but um

00:57:48.920 I'll be that

00:57:50.160 emotional support

00:57:51.120 friend that

00:57:51.600 kind of comes

00:57:52.180 in and just

00:57:52.680 kind of chats

00:57:53.320 with you while

00:57:53.780 you're making

00:57:54.180 dinner

00:57:54.560 you know

00:57:56.060 that's what

00:57:56.400 I'll be

00:57:56.860 but that

00:57:59.500 it's getting

00:58:00.060 weird in the

00:58:00.600 world

00:58:00.980 you know

00:58:03.620 or is it

00:58:04.280 are we just

00:58:04.640 getting separate

00:58:05.200 I don't know

00:58:05.560 what it's

00:58:05.900 getting

00:58:06.180 but the

00:58:08.240 shit's got

00:58:08.680 me curious

00:58:09.420 and I hope

00:58:11.540 Elon buys

00:58:12.220 Twitter dude

00:58:12.760 that's what I

00:58:13.280 hope

00:58:13.540 and sinks

00:58:14.840 that shithole

00:58:15.780 because those

00:58:18.640 people have

00:58:19.100 fucked with

00:58:19.480 free speech

00:58:20.000 more than

00:58:20.340 anybody in

00:58:20.800 the entire

00:58:21.240 world

00:58:21.680 and I hope

00:58:24.080 somebody shuts

00:58:25.000 that shit

00:58:25.880 down

00:58:26.980 I don't

00:58:30.160 know how

00:58:30.360 we ever got

00:58:30.920 into some

00:58:31.400 of this

00:58:31.660 situation

00:58:32.220 I do not

00:58:32.780 know

00:58:33.080 but

00:58:34.700 I do

00:58:36.620 man

00:58:36.940 I hope

00:58:37.360 Elon buys

00:58:38.020 Twitter

00:58:38.440 and uh

00:58:40.080 untweets

00:58:41.880 that hole

00:58:42.480 in business

00:58:43.480 that's what

00:58:44.040 I hope

00:58:44.500 better help

00:58:47.700 is customized

00:58:48.960 online therapy

00:58:50.600 that offers

00:58:51.100 video phone

00:58:51.820 and even live

00:58:52.440 chat sessions

00:58:53.080 with your

00:58:53.380 therapist

00:58:53.820 so you

00:58:54.580 don't have

00:58:54.800 to see

00:58:55.100 anyone on

00:58:55.740 camera

00:58:56.160 if you

00:58:56.580 don't want

00:58:57.000 to

00:58:57.260 it's much

00:58:58.480 more affordable

00:58:59.260 than in-person

00:59:00.660 therapy

00:59:01.220 give it a try

00:59:02.560 and see if

00:59:03.000 online therapy

00:59:03.820 can help

00:59:04.260 lower your

00:59:05.040 stress

00:59:05.700 that's right

00:59:06.520 better help

00:59:08.000 if you are

00:59:08.660 in need of

00:59:09.780 someone to

00:59:10.140 talk to

00:59:10.660 or be with

00:59:11.460 you don't

00:59:12.180 want to be

00:59:12.440 alone

00:59:12.920 uh

00:59:14.140 you know

00:59:15.660 or you

00:59:16.260 just

00:59:16.480 something's

00:59:17.020 bothering you

00:59:17.900 don't let

00:59:19.140 it bother

00:59:19.620 you

00:59:19.900 you know

00:59:21.340 I say

00:59:21.640 stay busy

00:59:22.320 that helps

00:59:23.100 um

00:59:24.040 and if

00:59:24.220 you need

00:59:24.400 someone to

00:59:24.740 talk to

00:59:25.080 then get

00:59:25.480 them

00:59:25.720 and better

00:59:26.980 help

00:59:27.160 can do

00:59:27.520 it

00:59:27.740 it's more

00:59:28.820 affordable

00:59:29.260 than in-person

00:59:29.960 therapy

00:59:30.420 give it a try

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00:59:55.400 up that crotch

00:59:56.120 baby

00:59:56.360 that sea roch

00:59:57.280 you gotta clean

00:59:58.620 up down there

00:59:59.040 by that rattler

00:59:59.760 in that bag

01:00:00.440 daddy

01:00:00.740 get it

01:00:01.240 that's right

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01:00:22.000 clear your

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01:00:24.360 the spring air

01:00:25.080 with that

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01:00:29.420 some people

01:00:30.700 you can't even

01:00:31.220 hear a certain

01:00:31.760 thing

01:00:32.120 cause you got

01:00:32.480 so much

01:00:32.800 hair on you

01:00:33.520 your ear

01:00:35.060 look like

01:00:35.440 it's growing

01:00:35.900 a little

01:00:37.560 e-walk

01:00:38.000 or something

01:00:38.440 growing a

01:00:39.360 little mitten

01:00:39.800 you know

01:00:41.640 you'll see

01:00:41.980 somebody put

01:00:42.540 both their

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01:00:43.320 your ear

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01:01:29.140 yeah I

01:01:33.020 think it's

01:01:33.620 interesting that

01:01:34.360 um

01:01:34.840 that Elon

01:01:36.540 is trying to

01:01:37.080 buy Twitter

01:01:37.520 I like it

01:01:38.180 you know I

01:01:39.340 like to see

01:01:40.740 you know free

01:01:43.680 speech has been

01:01:44.440 it's not what it

01:01:45.260 used to be

01:01:45.920 it's not

01:01:47.900 um

01:01:49.000 you know in a

01:01:51.140 lot of media

01:01:51.620 it's all owned by

01:01:52.340 the same

01:01:52.860 couple of

01:01:53.820 organizations

01:01:54.460 and types

01:01:55.620 of people

01:01:56.120 and um

01:01:57.920 and you're

01:01:59.480 not allowed to

01:02:00.260 say certain

01:02:00.660 things

01:02:01.140 you know I

01:02:02.400 know on

01:02:02.740 Twitter they

01:02:03.120 shut down

01:02:03.820 certain political

01:02:06.240 views and

01:02:06.880 political uh

01:02:07.700 stories they

01:02:08.300 won't even let

01:02:08.700 them be shared

01:02:09.300 on there

01:02:09.700 uh whereas

01:02:11.120 other ones they

01:02:11.660 will

01:02:12.040 you know certain

01:02:13.500 schools of thought

01:02:14.400 and ideas they

01:02:15.620 won't allow

01:02:16.360 and others they

01:02:17.800 will

01:02:18.180 um

01:02:19.360 and it's a

01:02:20.600 dump

01:02:20.900 it's a dump

01:02:22.740 and it's just

01:02:23.260 about power

01:02:23.980 and control

01:02:24.640 um

01:02:26.080 and people are

01:02:28.280 sick of it

01:02:28.900 people are

01:02:29.700 I mean it's

01:02:30.100 literally making

01:02:30.640 people sick

01:02:31.380 you know you

01:02:33.580 take away

01:02:33.940 somebody's voice

01:02:34.860 and it uh

01:02:35.840 for some of

01:02:39.520 it's all

01:02:39.860 it's the only

01:02:40.300 thing you have

01:02:40.860 that's yours

01:02:41.540 you know and

01:02:44.460 I've been a

01:02:44.900 victim of a

01:02:45.440 or not a

01:02:45.800 I've been a

01:02:46.500 I've been a

01:02:47.440 contributor of it

01:02:48.100 myself and

01:02:48.640 being afraid to

01:02:49.320 even say what I

01:02:50.000 really want to

01:02:50.500 say sometimes

01:02:51.420 being afraid to

01:02:53.780 speak up for

01:02:54.340 myself afraid

01:02:55.380 that I won't

01:02:56.040 be able to

01:02:56.840 that I'll lose

01:02:58.380 my ability to

01:02:59.020 even have a

01:02:59.440 job or have

01:03:00.040 a space

01:03:00.640 you know

01:03:03.320 um

01:03:03.880 and that's

01:03:05.900 scary

01:03:06.460 I mean that

01:03:09.380 is uh

01:03:10.280 it's fucked

01:03:12.140 up

01:03:12.560 so any

01:03:14.500 chance I see

01:03:15.240 where somebody

01:03:16.100 who wants to

01:03:17.580 even the score

01:03:18.360 a little bit

01:03:19.080 is trying to

01:03:20.840 make that

01:03:21.200 happen

01:03:21.620 I like that

01:03:24.020 because you

01:03:24.460 put so much

01:03:25.100 pressure on

01:03:25.960 you make

01:03:28.040 things so

01:03:28.440 unfair for

01:03:28.980 so long

01:03:29.820 I just don't

01:03:31.440 think it's

01:03:31.760 gonna end

01:03:32.140 well

01:03:32.500 and

01:03:33.540 um

01:03:35.940 and I

01:03:39.400 don't know

01:03:39.640 what exactly

01:03:40.180 that means

01:03:40.860 but

01:03:41.180 but damn

01:03:43.960 I mean you're

01:03:44.360 gonna see

01:03:44.680 you know if

01:03:46.140 people can't

01:03:46.780 speak at a

01:03:47.460 certain point

01:03:47.940 they're gonna

01:03:48.380 they're gonna

01:03:51.540 fight for

01:03:52.120 their voice

01:03:52.740 I think

01:03:55.200 um

01:03:56.260 so more

01:03:57.540 power to

01:03:58.080 them

01:03:58.280 you know

01:03:59.880 I think

01:04:01.140 uh

01:04:01.720 Twitter's long

01:04:02.980 been a

01:04:03.300 shithole

01:04:03.720 it's long

01:04:06.080 been a

01:04:06.380 shithole

01:04:06.800 um

01:04:07.780 and so

01:04:09.420 I hope

01:04:12.240 Elon flushes

01:04:13.060 it

01:04:13.340 uh

01:04:16.840 what else

01:04:17.320 here man

01:04:17.740 a lot of

01:04:18.080 great calls

01:04:18.560 that have

01:04:18.760 come in

01:04:19.280 you know

01:04:19.600 and I

01:04:20.160 hate to

01:04:20.480 not be

01:04:20.740 able to

01:04:20.980 get to

01:04:21.360 all of

01:04:21.800 them

01:04:22.000 uh

01:04:22.840 let's

01:04:24.480 take

01:04:24.740 another

01:04:25.320 call

01:04:27.620 see yo

01:04:29.580 one

01:04:30.360 what

01:04:30.920 dude

01:04:31.520 yeah

01:04:32.560 it's

01:04:32.700 Brandon

01:04:33.040 out of

01:04:33.400 Amarillo

01:04:33.920 Brandon

01:04:35.080 baby

01:04:35.360 out of

01:04:35.640 Amarillo

01:04:36.240 that's a

01:04:37.560 Spanish

01:04:37.920 animal

01:04:38.340 baby

01:04:38.740 that's a

01:04:40.740 good place

01:04:41.240 down there

01:04:41.700 I think

01:04:42.100 I've never

01:04:42.400 been

01:04:42.700 onward

01:04:43.640 getting

01:04:45.420 excited to

01:04:46.120 see that

01:04:46.620 uh

01:04:46.840 that

01:04:47.120 Dallas

01:04:47.520 show

01:04:47.960 boy

01:04:48.440 man

01:04:49.560 real excited

01:04:50.220 you're coming

01:04:50.580 down here

01:04:50.960 to Texas

01:04:51.360 just wanted

01:04:51.920 to call

01:04:52.240 let you

01:04:52.560 know

01:04:52.680 who's

01:04:52.920 listening

01:04:53.220 out here

01:04:53.820 man

01:04:54.740 I'm a

01:04:55.200 commercial

01:04:55.580 painter

01:04:55.920 I hear

01:04:56.260 you talking

01:04:56.680 to my

01:04:56.940 earbuds

01:04:57.440 every day

01:04:58.060 dude

01:04:58.400 gets me

01:04:59.200 through the

01:04:59.580 day

01:04:59.920 keeps my

01:05:00.860 mind out

01:05:01.300 of the

01:05:01.720 out of

01:05:02.220 the dark

01:05:02.620 hearts

01:05:03.060 if you feel

01:05:03.600 me

01:05:03.860 but uh

01:05:04.900 man

01:05:05.660 just appreciate

01:05:06.320 everything

01:05:06.780 getting excited

01:05:07.380 to see it

01:05:08.440 gang

01:05:09.680 baby

01:05:09.920 thanks

01:05:10.260 Brandon

01:05:10.520 yeah

01:05:10.760 I'm looking

01:05:11.020 forward to

01:05:11.480 that too

01:05:11.820 down there

01:05:12.280 in Dallas

01:05:12.660 at the

01:05:12.960 Windspear

01:05:13.680 and it's

01:05:13.880 a beautiful

01:05:14.400 venue

01:05:14.860 uh

01:05:16.360 what else

01:05:16.720 do we have

01:05:17.000 to say

01:05:17.420 here

01:05:17.860 what else

01:05:18.240 is going

01:05:18.640 on

01:05:19.240 uh

01:05:20.240 gang

01:05:23.300 gang

01:05:23.900 hey

01:05:24.620 Theo

01:05:24.980 what's up

01:05:25.440 man

01:05:25.680 uh

01:05:26.180 just getting

01:05:27.320 ready to do

01:05:28.040 a little

01:05:28.360 pre

01:05:28.860 pre Easter

01:05:30.000 egg hunt

01:05:30.640 with the

01:05:31.000 kids

01:05:31.380 to them

01:05:32.020 uh

01:05:33.380 single

01:05:33.740 dad

01:05:34.120 so I

01:05:34.440 don't get

01:05:34.700 to have

01:05:35.720 them

01:05:35.860 every

01:05:36.240 weekend

01:05:36.580 but anyways

01:05:37.140 I just

01:05:37.560 wanted to

01:05:38.020 ask you

01:05:38.560 and your

01:05:38.860 listeners

01:05:39.220 like uh

01:05:40.040 what are

01:05:41.240 some things

01:05:41.800 that they

01:05:42.200 did uh

01:05:43.000 your parents

01:05:43.660 or relatives

01:05:45.820 did for

01:05:46.400 Easter

01:05:46.840 like we

01:05:47.980 always uh

01:05:49.160 hit eggs

01:05:50.180 and you

01:05:50.460 find them

01:05:51.060 some have

01:05:51.580 chocolates

01:05:52.220 some have

01:05:52.900 I guess

01:05:54.540 other things

01:05:55.340 but um

01:05:56.080 a big

01:05:58.280 thing

01:05:58.580 I guess

01:05:58.960 in Asian

01:05:59.480 culture

01:06:00.060 Thai

01:06:00.480 culture

01:06:00.900 we had

01:06:01.520 uh

01:06:01.960 our parents

01:06:03.040 hired money

01:06:03.760 in the

01:06:04.180 plastic

01:06:04.720 game

01:06:05.040 so

01:06:05.360 some of

01:06:06.340 them

01:06:06.460 would have

01:06:06.880 pennies

01:06:07.640 I think

01:06:08.280 one of

01:06:08.620 them I

01:06:08.900 found

01:06:09.100 had a

01:06:09.380 ten dollar

01:06:09.820 bell

01:06:10.160 which

01:06:10.420 that shit

01:06:11.660 was gold

01:06:12.280 when you

01:06:12.620 were like

01:06:13.040 you know

01:06:13.900 four

01:06:14.420 or five

01:06:15.820 oh yeah

01:06:17.120 baby

01:06:17.380 that's

01:06:17.620 beautiful

01:06:18.020 and y'all

01:06:19.380 did it

01:06:19.700 and y'all

01:06:19.940 tie

01:06:20.340 you guys

01:06:22.000 are tied

01:06:22.420 because you

01:06:22.680 sound white

01:06:23.340 you shocked

01:06:24.140 everybody

01:06:24.560 when you

01:06:24.840 tied us

01:06:25.320 when you

01:06:26.100 tied out

01:06:26.600 there

01:06:26.960 um

01:06:28.300 yeah

01:06:30.060 what did

01:06:30.380 we do

01:06:30.760 you know

01:06:31.040 my mother

01:06:31.520 would make

01:06:31.940 Easter

01:06:32.240 baskets

01:06:32.860 you know

01:06:34.080 and hide

01:06:34.520 them

01:06:34.760 um

01:06:37.120 and what

01:06:40.120 else will

01:06:40.520 we do

01:06:40.920 we probably

01:06:41.460 had to

01:06:41.760 clean

01:06:42.140 usually

01:06:42.480 my

01:06:42.700 my mom

01:06:44.100 made us

01:06:44.440 clean a lot

01:06:45.160 so

01:06:45.440 I didn't

01:06:46.820 mind

01:06:47.080 cleaning

01:06:47.440 because you

01:06:47.700 get the

01:06:48.000 fumes

01:06:48.400 baby

01:06:48.660 I put

01:06:48.940 those

01:06:49.180 you get

01:06:49.480 those

01:06:49.700 fumes

01:06:50.100 going

01:06:50.420 in the

01:06:50.700 bathroom

01:06:51.060 I'd be

01:06:51.420 in there

01:06:51.820 pouring

01:06:52.300 bleach

01:06:52.800 I'd pour

01:06:54.180 bleach

01:06:54.480 in the

01:06:54.740 toilet

01:06:55.060 and stir

01:06:55.960 it with

01:06:56.280 that

01:06:56.540 cleaner

01:06:57.340 thing

01:06:57.800 little

01:06:58.380 cleaner

01:06:58.680 stick

01:06:59.160 and just

01:07:00.340 just get

01:07:01.700 that hit

01:07:02.320 baby

01:07:02.700 that hot

01:07:04.420 bowl

01:07:04.740 hit

01:07:05.160 son

01:07:05.660 get that

01:07:07.840 Easter

01:07:08.160 that

01:07:08.380 freaking

01:07:08.720 resurrection

01:07:09.580 bro

01:07:10.000 right up

01:07:10.960 in my

01:07:11.220 lungs

01:07:12.040 baby

01:07:12.440 let the

01:07:14.560 Lord

01:07:14.880 show up

01:07:15.400 in your

01:07:15.840 lungs

01:07:17.000 so yeah

01:07:19.220 I think

01:07:19.520 we would

01:07:19.800 clean

01:07:20.180 on

01:07:20.440 Easter

01:07:20.860 and

01:07:22.640 we would

01:07:23.100 probably

01:07:23.360 just play

01:07:24.100 spend time

01:07:24.780 with our

01:07:25.100 neighbors

01:07:25.600 you know

01:07:27.120 people would

01:07:27.540 burn stuff

01:07:28.120 in the

01:07:28.400 ditch

01:07:28.660 around

01:07:29.040 then

01:07:29.260 because

01:07:29.440 it was

01:07:29.660 spring

01:07:30.000 cleaning

01:07:30.440 so you'd

01:07:32.040 see a lot

01:07:32.380 of ditch

01:07:32.840 fires

01:07:33.380 and we

01:07:34.920 would

01:07:35.200 after the

01:07:37.200 fires

01:07:37.520 would down

01:07:38.020 down

01:07:38.620 you know

01:07:38.960 go down

01:07:39.520 a lot

01:07:40.000 of us

01:07:40.160 would get

01:07:40.480 wet

01:07:40.840 and get

01:07:41.120 out in

01:07:41.420 there

01:07:41.560 and get

01:07:42.400 the ash

01:07:43.180 on ourselves

01:07:43.740 do ash

01:07:44.260 Wednesday

01:07:44.680 ash

01:07:45.040 Thursday

01:07:45.500 ash

01:07:45.840 Sunday

01:07:46.240 ash

01:07:46.540 Tuesday

01:07:46.920 we'd be

01:07:47.780 out there

01:07:48.100 damn

01:07:48.360 ashed

01:07:48.780 out

01:07:49.020 you know

01:07:49.940 I mean

01:07:51.140 we'd look

01:07:51.500 you'd almost

01:07:52.120 look black

01:07:52.640 to a lot

01:07:53.040 of people

01:07:53.260 some

01:07:53.480 some

01:07:53.800 I remember

01:07:54.120 a black

01:07:54.480 mother

01:07:54.720 neighborhood

01:07:55.100 told us

01:07:55.540 to fucking

01:07:55.840 get in

01:07:56.120 the house

01:07:56.500 we're like

01:07:56.740 we're not

01:07:56.940 even your

01:07:57.540 kids

01:07:57.980 so we'd

01:07:59.760 get all

01:08:00.220 you know

01:08:00.780 we'd just

01:08:01.700 party with

01:08:02.180 whatever was

01:08:02.680 in the

01:08:02.980 ditch

01:08:03.300 usually

01:08:03.720 because

01:08:05.160 springtime

01:08:05.800 people did

01:08:06.160 spring

01:08:06.440 cleaning

01:08:06.760 people throw

01:08:07.300 stuff in

01:08:07.700 a ditch

01:08:08.120 and burn

01:08:08.660 it

01:08:08.960 so you'd

01:08:10.540 either get

01:08:10.860 a pile

01:08:11.220 of ash

01:08:11.640 or you'd

01:08:11.920 get stuff

01:08:12.240 that wasn't

01:08:12.660 burned yet

01:08:13.360 get you

01:08:14.440 half a

01:08:14.900 shiffer robe

01:08:15.500 or something

01:08:15.920 get that

01:08:17.100 bitch going

01:08:17.620 you know

01:08:18.060 you sit

01:08:18.860 out there

01:08:19.060 and play

01:08:19.300 office

01:08:19.700 or you know

01:08:20.120 get you

01:08:20.420 half a

01:08:20.840 desk

01:08:21.160 or something

01:08:21.600 you play

01:08:22.680 a doctor

01:08:23.580 or you know

01:08:25.060 a planned

01:08:28.460 parent

01:08:28.840 you do

01:08:29.280 play different

01:08:30.040 games out

01:08:30.640 there

01:08:30.760 business

01:08:31.140 games

01:08:31.640 but we

01:08:32.940 enjoyed it

01:08:33.500 man we

01:08:33.780 really enjoyed

01:08:34.400 it

01:08:34.600 and I'm

01:08:35.140 glad the

01:08:35.540 tired people

01:08:36.080 you guys

01:08:36.480 did it

01:08:36.760 too

01:08:36.860 I don't

01:08:37.040 know what

01:08:37.300 you guys

01:08:37.640 were up

01:08:37.840 to on

01:08:38.100 Easter

01:08:38.420 you know

01:08:39.780 I know

01:08:39.980 you guys

01:08:40.200 like to

01:08:40.440 chop up

01:08:40.820 those

01:08:41.040 eggs

01:08:41.360 and put

01:08:41.680 them

01:08:41.780 in the

01:08:42.080 shrimp

01:08:47.160 stir fry

01:08:47.860 and I

01:08:48.520 like that

01:08:48.960 thank you

01:08:49.340 for that

01:08:50.020 one of my

01:08:51.540 favorite things

01:08:52.100 about

01:08:52.400 Asian

01:08:53.480 culture

01:08:53.840 is how

01:08:54.080 they chop

01:08:54.500 that egg

01:08:54.940 up and sneak

01:08:55.540 it in a

01:08:55.880 meal

01:08:56.160 sneak that

01:08:57.860 bitch in

01:08:58.220 anything

01:08:58.600 son

01:08:59.080 that's

01:08:59.980 Easter

01:09:00.240 all the

01:09:00.540 time

01:09:00.780 when you're

01:09:01.060 Asian

01:09:01.300 they hide

01:09:01.720 an egg

01:09:02.040 in anything

01:09:02.700 they hide

01:09:03.380 an egg

01:09:03.720 in any

01:09:04.040 damn

01:09:04.360 meal

01:09:04.720 it'll be

01:09:05.940 June

01:09:06.400 or it'll

01:09:06.760 be August

01:09:07.360 and you'll

01:09:08.340 find

01:09:08.580 an egg

01:09:08.940 in

01:09:09.080 something

01:09:09.380 that's

01:09:10.580 beautiful

01:09:10.940 let's get

01:09:13.040 one more

01:09:13.580 call

01:09:13.960 here

01:09:14.880 what up

01:09:16.980 the

01:09:17.240 it's Murph

01:09:18.580 from

01:09:19.440 Mary

01:09:19.760 Ghetto

01:09:20.220 Ohio

01:09:20.860 what's up

01:09:22.140 Murph

01:09:22.480 out there

01:09:22.840 in Ohio

01:09:23.440 and we're

01:09:24.840 happy you're

01:09:25.260 alive

01:09:25.660 baby gang

01:09:26.500 just wanted

01:09:27.980 to call

01:09:28.400 in

01:09:28.760 listen to

01:09:29.400 Bird

01:09:29.780 Neckin

01:09:30.300 and your

01:09:31.900 Iowa

01:09:32.280 talk

01:09:32.640 man

01:09:33.220 it's

01:09:33.400 dope

01:09:33.640 as fuck

01:09:34.100 because

01:09:34.460 it really

01:09:35.720 resonates

01:09:36.100 with me

01:09:36.760 I had

01:09:37.340 issues

01:09:37.660 with my

01:09:38.160 mom

01:09:38.560 and

01:09:39.480 she's

01:09:39.900 an addict

01:09:40.360 people don't

01:09:42.080 really understand

01:09:42.740 how that

01:09:43.200 disconnects

01:09:43.840 you from

01:09:44.280 modern day

01:09:45.560 adulthood

01:09:46.060 but

01:09:46.920 hey man

01:09:48.280 shout out

01:09:48.840 you're doing

01:09:49.180 big things

01:09:49.960 you're helping

01:09:50.660 people

01:09:51.140 to hear it

01:09:52.580 from someone

01:09:53.000 like you

01:09:53.620 is

01:09:53.940 very humbling

01:09:55.700 and

01:09:56.080 feels cool

01:09:57.280 man

01:09:57.580 I appreciate

01:09:58.140 you

01:09:58.460 later dog

01:09:59.840 oh gang

01:10:01.440 bro

01:10:01.640 thank you

01:10:02.020 for the

01:10:02.220 nice

01:10:02.500 words

01:10:03.000 man

01:10:03.380 you know

01:10:04.000 I'm sorry

01:10:04.340 a lot

01:10:04.540 of these

01:10:04.720 calls are

01:10:05.040 about me

01:10:05.480 I guess

01:10:05.880 today

01:10:06.300 and I'm

01:10:09.720 sorry that

01:10:10.120 your mother

01:10:10.460 suffers from

01:10:11.020 addiction

01:10:11.400 man

01:10:11.820 you know

01:10:15.640 it breaks

01:10:16.100 my heart

01:10:16.940 honestly

01:10:17.340 it's just

01:10:20.980 so powerful

01:10:21.720 it's so

01:10:22.460 powerful

01:10:23.040 people don't

01:10:23.680 know

01:10:24.020 people don't

01:10:26.640 know

01:10:26.980 and when

01:10:29.520 you do

01:10:29.920 struggle

01:10:30.260 from it

01:10:30.640 the pain

01:10:31.120 that an

01:10:31.440 addict

01:10:31.720 feels

01:10:32.220 that they

01:10:33.360 can't

01:10:33.880 love

01:10:34.240 somebody

01:10:34.540 that they

01:10:34.820 have

01:10:35.020 trouble

01:10:35.520 loving

01:10:35.820 that they

01:10:36.100 have

01:10:36.240 trouble

01:10:36.640 connecting

01:10:37.160 I mean

01:10:37.480 I don't

01:10:40.580 know what's

01:10:41.040 the tougher

01:10:41.440 side of the

01:10:42.020 coin

01:10:42.420 to be the

01:10:44.280 one that

01:10:44.700 doesn't get

01:10:45.140 the connection

01:10:45.660 to be the

01:10:46.060 one that

01:10:46.360 can't even

01:10:46.780 give it

01:10:47.480 you know

01:10:53.480 there's just

01:10:53.840 there's some

01:10:54.400 break in how

01:10:55.100 we're doing

01:10:55.500 things

01:10:55.780 there's some

01:10:56.200 disconnect

01:10:56.720 that we

01:10:57.080 don't see

01:10:57.560 overall

01:10:58.160 we're missing

01:10:59.820 something

01:11:00.360 as a

01:11:01.920 species

01:11:02.340 and

01:11:04.300 and I'm

01:11:07.740 sorry

01:11:08.000 I'm sorry

01:11:08.400 that your

01:11:08.680 mother

01:11:08.900 has dealt

01:11:10.360 with that

01:11:10.780 and that

01:11:11.080 you've had

01:11:11.380 to deal

01:11:11.660 with that

01:11:12.060 man

01:11:12.380 I bet

01:11:13.200 you're an

01:11:13.420 awesome

01:11:13.660 guy

01:11:14.040 and awesome

01:11:15.120 son

01:11:15.580 and yeah

01:11:16.500 we'll just

01:11:17.060 keep it

01:11:17.360 going

01:11:17.580 how about

01:11:17.920 that

01:11:18.240 gang

01:11:18.740 all right

01:11:19.780 let's hit

01:11:20.160 one more

01:11:20.660 here

01:11:21.080 and thank

01:11:21.740 you guys

01:11:22.020 as always

01:11:22.400 the hotline

01:11:22.840 985-664-9503

01:11:26.580 hey

01:11:28.260 it's Ashley

01:11:29.100 from Albany

01:11:29.660 Georgia

01:11:30.060 just had a

01:11:30.540 quick

01:11:30.700 hey

01:11:31.420 Ashley

01:11:31.980 and I used to

01:11:33.220 date him

01:11:33.560 my first

01:11:33.940 girl

01:11:34.240 first girlfriend

01:11:35.520 named Ashley

01:11:36.240 actually

01:11:36.680 and

01:11:37.460 and it was a

01:11:39.440 woman

01:11:39.700 and

01:11:41.080 beautiful gal

01:11:43.380 sweet gal

01:11:44.300 and

01:11:45.180 anyway

01:11:45.940 you're a

01:11:47.020 man

01:11:47.280 and I'm

01:11:47.540 happy

01:11:47.780 you're

01:11:47.960 here

01:11:48.140 too

01:11:48.360 as well

01:11:48.720 brother

01:11:49.060 gang

01:11:49.860 baby

01:11:50.060 onward

01:11:50.400 question

01:11:51.960 for you

01:11:52.420 my

01:11:53.300 assistant

01:11:53.700 at work

01:11:54.140 has been

01:11:54.420 taking

01:11:54.680 really long

01:11:55.260 bathroom

01:11:55.640 breaks

01:11:56.040 dude

01:11:56.920 goes

01:11:57.260 like

01:11:57.580 maybe

01:11:57.960 three

01:11:58.280 times

01:11:58.660 a day

01:11:59.220 for like

01:11:59.760 an hour

01:12:00.240 at a time

01:12:00.880 I mean

01:12:01.100 if I had

01:12:02.120 the time

01:12:02.500 at work

01:12:02.940 it seems

01:12:03.560 like he's

01:12:04.720 in the

01:12:05.060 toilet

01:12:05.320 but I

01:12:07.060 just was

01:12:07.420 wondering

01:12:07.740 what should

01:12:08.660 I say

01:12:09.120 should I

01:12:09.420 say

01:12:09.600 something

01:12:09.860 to him

01:12:10.380 or

01:12:10.820 I don't

01:12:11.960 know

01:12:12.060 it's just

01:12:12.260 kind of

01:12:12.520 weird

01:12:12.820 and I

01:12:13.180 just

01:12:13.440 thought

01:12:14.020 your

01:12:14.160 take

01:12:14.380 would

01:12:14.500 be

01:12:14.600 good

01:12:14.760 on

01:12:14.880 it

01:12:15.080 all

01:12:15.400 right

01:12:15.520 anyway

01:12:15.840 love

01:12:16.160 love

01:12:16.620 the

01:12:16.760 show

01:12:17.040 and

01:12:17.280 I

01:12:17.380 just

01:12:17.500 gang

01:12:18.380 baby

01:12:18.600 thank you

01:12:19.000 I didn't

01:12:19.160 mean to

01:12:19.360 cut you

01:12:19.720 off

01:12:20.020 dude

01:12:20.360 but

01:12:20.760 but I

01:12:22.960 did

01:12:23.140 on accident

01:12:23.680 or I

01:12:24.020 don't even

01:12:24.200 know if I

01:12:24.420 did it

01:12:24.600 on accident

01:12:25.040 but

01:12:25.700 yeah bro

01:12:27.260 first of all

01:12:27.940 obviously

01:12:28.360 this could be

01:12:29.080 Kevin Burling

01:12:29.760 dog

01:12:30.120 okay

01:12:30.820 this could

01:12:31.800 be Kevin

01:12:32.220 Burling

01:12:32.580 in there

01:12:33.000 he got

01:12:33.960 that surprise

01:12:34.680 party in

01:12:35.280 his bottom

01:12:35.820 bro

01:12:36.140 you know

01:12:37.140 what I'm

01:12:37.360 saying

01:12:37.660 he got

01:12:38.120 that

01:12:38.380 ta-da

01:12:38.900 in his

01:12:40.040 colon

01:12:40.420 dog

01:12:40.740 he

01:12:40.940 might not

01:12:41.560 be able

01:12:41.820 to handle

01:12:42.220 the work

01:12:42.640 environment

01:12:43.140 and this

01:12:44.720 is the kind

01:12:45.180 of employees

01:12:45.760 you get

01:12:46.100 these days

01:12:46.560 some guys

01:12:47.160 they come

01:12:47.640 they clock

01:12:48.180 in

01:12:48.520 they shit

01:12:49.320 you have

01:12:51.500 a dude

01:12:51.800 at work

01:12:52.180 for six

01:12:52.700 hours

01:12:53.080 he's

01:12:53.360 shitting

01:12:53.600 for four

01:12:54.260 hours

01:12:54.760 bro

01:12:55.100 and you

01:12:58.160 gotta pay

01:12:58.860 him

01:12:59.080 and then

01:12:59.500 he wants

01:13:00.020 child

01:13:01.040 support

01:13:01.840 you like

01:13:03.100 child

01:13:03.580 support

01:13:04.040 he's like

01:13:04.360 yeah I'm

01:13:04.740 dropping

01:13:05.020 these kids

01:13:05.560 off at the

01:13:06.120 pool

01:13:06.480 son

01:13:06.920 and they'll

01:13:07.900 take you

01:13:08.240 to damn

01:13:08.580 court

01:13:08.920 that's

01:13:09.240 Kevin

01:13:09.600 Burling

01:13:10.180 dog

01:13:10.680 this is

01:13:12.840 the

01:13:13.000 this is

01:13:13.440 the issue

01:13:14.020 with the

01:13:14.400 this is

01:13:15.140 the issue

01:13:15.660 with today

01:13:16.300 man

01:13:16.700 you can't

01:13:17.560 even find

01:13:18.040 somebody

01:13:18.420 that wants

01:13:18.680 to show

01:13:19.040 up and

01:13:19.300 do work

01:13:19.880 people

01:13:21.920 pay

01:13:22.220 want you

01:13:22.720 to pay

01:13:23.040 them

01:13:23.180 the shit

01:13:23.660 that's

01:13:25.820 the world

01:13:26.260 we live

01:13:26.720 in

01:13:27.060 people

01:13:27.880 saying

01:13:28.160 hey

01:13:28.340 give me

01:13:28.660 thirty

01:13:28.940 dollars

01:13:29.360 an hour

01:13:29.840 bro

01:13:30.180 I'll

01:13:30.640 open

01:13:30.860 my ass

01:13:31.400 up

01:13:31.600 over at

01:13:31.980 your

01:13:32.120 office

01:13:32.580 you're

01:13:33.060 like

01:13:33.200 what

01:13:33.560 and they

01:13:35.780 went on

01:13:36.300 medical

01:13:36.720 they want

01:13:38.340 medical

01:13:38.780 and dental

01:13:39.360 they want

01:13:41.000 dental

01:13:41.660 bro

01:13:42.080 and all

01:13:43.580 they doing

01:13:44.160 is shitting

01:13:44.920 they want

01:13:48.020 dental

01:13:48.580 bro

01:13:49.020 if all

01:13:50.880 you doing

01:13:51.380 at work

01:13:51.860 is doing

01:13:52.360 booty

01:13:52.840 and you

01:13:53.900 want

01:13:54.160 dental

01:13:54.560 bro

01:13:54.820 that's

01:13:55.160 messed

01:13:55.500 up

01:13:55.900 and you

01:13:56.500 know

01:13:56.740 it is

01:13:57.260 it just

01:14:00.440 I don't

01:14:01.020 know when

01:14:01.340 it ends

01:14:01.700 man

01:14:01.860 and I

01:14:02.100 don't

01:14:02.200 know

01:14:02.280 how

01:14:02.380 you

01:14:02.480 handle

01:14:02.800 it

01:14:03.020 you

01:14:04.020 can't

01:14:04.380 say

01:14:04.540 nothing

01:14:04.800 they'll

01:14:05.020 sue

01:14:05.260 you

01:14:05.520 say

01:14:06.960 they

01:14:07.100 won't

01:14:07.320 let

01:14:07.440 you

01:14:07.560 won't

01:14:07.800 let

01:14:07.980 them

01:14:08.140 do

01:14:08.720 bowels

01:14:09.280 at

01:14:09.460 work

01:14:09.720 you

01:14:11.360 won't

01:14:11.540 let

01:14:11.700 them

01:14:11.800 have

01:14:11.940 a

01:14:12.100 BM

01:14:12.500 a

01:14:12.700 natural

01:14:13.120 BM

01:14:13.520 at

01:14:13.860 work

01:14:14.140 you'll

01:14:15.340 be

01:14:15.460 on

01:14:15.700 their

01:14:15.840 BM

01:14:16.280 suppressor

01:14:16.980 they call

01:14:17.380 you

01:14:17.620 or that

01:14:19.120 booty

01:14:19.480 oppressor

01:14:20.300 they saying

01:14:21.780 you caging

01:14:22.340 up

01:14:22.560 their bowels

01:14:23.300 you know

01:14:24.880 they out

01:14:26.300 there faking

01:14:26.800 Crohn's

01:14:27.340 disease

01:14:27.700 and doing

01:14:28.140 all

01:14:28.440 of

01:14:28.560 it

01:14:28.740 just

01:14:29.240 it's

01:14:30.680 hard to

01:14:31.000 be an

01:14:31.240 employer

01:14:31.660 these

01:14:31.960 days

01:14:32.500 because

01:14:33.680 people

01:14:33.940 want

01:14:34.180 you to

01:14:34.440 pay

01:14:34.620 them

01:14:34.740 the

01:14:34.900 shit

01:14:35.200 you hear

01:14:38.020 me

01:14:38.140 people

01:14:38.440 want

01:14:38.740 you to

01:14:39.020 pay

01:14:39.340 them

01:14:39.580 to

01:14:39.980 shit

01:14:40.480 man

01:14:40.840 and

01:14:42.260 some

01:14:42.580 of

01:14:42.740 it

01:14:42.820 is

01:14:42.940 because

01:14:43.120 of

01:14:43.220 this

01:14:43.400 Japanese

01:14:43.840 stuff

01:14:44.260 the

01:14:44.400 only

01:14:44.620 fans

01:14:45.120 they got

01:14:46.320 women

01:14:46.620 on there

01:14:47.100 they're getting

01:14:47.420 paid to do it

01:14:48.100 a man

01:14:48.460 man

01:14:49.340 and

01:14:50.320 and

01:14:50.340 and

01:14:50.360 now

01:14:50.520 he

01:14:50.640 clocks

01:14:51.020 in

01:14:51.220 over

01:14:51.400 there

01:14:51.580 with

01:14:51.780 you

01:14:52.000 he

01:14:52.720 works

01:14:53.000 over

01:14:53.200 there

01:14:53.360 at

01:14:53.500 snap

01:14:53.920 all

01:14:54.180 or

01:14:54.320 whatever

01:14:54.660 over

01:14:55.000 construction

01:14:55.660 stuff

01:14:56.200 you know

01:14:57.700 he's over

01:14:58.060 there at

01:14:58.320 the

01:14:58.460 caterpillar

01:14:58.940 plant

01:14:59.420 and he's

01:15:01.220 over there

01:15:01.780 you know

01:15:02.400 doing booty

01:15:05.520 over there

01:15:06.040 and wanting

01:15:06.420 you know

01:15:06.960 paid by the

01:15:07.900 hour

01:15:08.220 it's a tough

01:15:10.260 world man

01:15:10.920 it's a tough

01:15:11.740 world for

01:15:12.420 people just

01:15:13.020 trying to

01:15:13.320 navigate it

01:15:14.020 but don't

01:15:15.440 give up on

01:15:15.840 yourselves

01:15:16.240 if you

01:15:16.580 are

01:15:16.920 it's just

01:15:19.300 a weird

01:15:19.680 world

01:15:20.020 and I

01:15:20.240 think we

01:15:20.460 have to

01:15:20.720 laugh at

01:15:21.300 it

01:15:21.360 we gotta

01:15:21.620 laugh

01:15:22.040 and say

01:15:22.280 man

01:15:22.560 that world

01:15:22.940 is weird

01:15:23.660 that world

01:15:24.860 is weird

01:15:25.400 and I need

01:15:26.560 to laugh

01:15:26.900 at it

01:15:27.160 more

01:15:27.420 because I

01:15:28.680 let it

01:15:28.980 get too

01:15:29.320 serious

01:15:29.660 for me

01:15:30.120 and

01:15:31.780 when I

01:15:33.160 laugh at

01:15:33.620 it it

01:15:33.840 takes the

01:15:34.260 it takes

01:15:35.420 that stinger

01:15:35.940 off the

01:15:36.360 off a

01:15:37.380 life

01:15:37.700 when I

01:15:38.700 laugh at

01:15:39.120 it

01:15:39.900 so

01:15:40.320 but at

01:15:42.220 least big

01:15:42.600 Jesus

01:15:42.880 Cristo

01:15:43.380 just popped

01:15:43.940 by and

01:15:44.320 let us

01:15:44.620 know

01:15:44.800 he's still

01:15:45.240 in the

01:15:45.500 game

01:15:45.860 at least

01:15:47.300 he just

01:15:47.640 stopped

01:15:47.960 by and

01:15:48.340 let us

01:15:48.680 know

01:15:48.900 hey

01:15:49.140 don't

01:15:49.980 forget

01:15:50.280 about

01:15:50.560 your

01:15:50.720 dog

01:15:51.140 you know

01:15:51.580 that

01:15:52.660 time

01:15:53.080 trumper

01:15:53.560 you know

01:15:53.940 one way

01:15:54.380 to

01:15:54.520 beat

01:15:55.500 the

01:15:55.740 system

01:15:56.180 so

01:15:57.600 all right

01:15:59.440 we're gonna

01:15:59.660 find our

01:16:00.160 way out

01:16:00.520 of this

01:16:00.760 episode

01:16:01.240 here

01:16:01.720 and we'll

01:16:03.600 kind of

01:16:04.060 it will

01:16:04.480 come in

01:16:04.800 a little

01:16:05.020 bit

01:16:05.240 this is

01:16:06.060 the

01:16:06.420 unacoustic

01:16:07.260 version

01:16:07.720 of

01:16:08.720 stone

01:16:09.300 keepers

01:16:10.020 there

01:16:10.960 is a

01:16:11.600 light

01:16:11.960 from

01:16:12.360 stone

01:16:12.720 keepers

01:16:13.100 and

01:16:13.340 David

01:16:13.740 Manuel

01:16:14.620 we got

01:16:16.600 David

01:16:16.880 Spade

01:16:17.220 in

01:16:17.360 studio

01:16:17.620 next

01:16:17.900 week

01:16:18.140 and

01:16:18.720 also

01:16:19.020 I

01:16:19.200 want

01:16:19.320 to

01:16:19.400 if

01:16:19.600 you

01:16:19.780 have

01:16:20.100 if

01:16:20.360 you

01:16:20.460 know

01:16:20.640 someone

01:16:20.880 who has

01:16:21.080 a very

01:16:21.340 unique

01:16:21.820 job

01:16:22.400 and a

01:16:22.740 unique

01:16:23.080 personality

01:16:24.000 hit up

01:16:26.080 the producer

01:16:26.600 email

01:16:27.060 we're looking

01:16:27.580 right now

01:16:28.040 to find

01:16:29.360 somebody

01:16:29.640 who's worked

01:16:30.000 in trauma

01:16:30.660 trauma

01:16:31.240 cleanup

01:16:31.640 or

01:16:32.020 you know

01:16:33.420 crime scene

01:16:34.200 and people

01:16:35.540 that's doing

01:16:36.120 hoarding

01:16:36.840 that type

01:16:37.200 of cleanup

01:16:37.820 you know

01:16:39.080 we're looking

01:16:39.860 for somebody

01:16:40.320 in that

01:16:40.640 position

01:16:41.080 that's in

01:16:42.440 somewhere in

01:16:43.060 the central

01:16:43.620 east area

01:16:44.220 or in the

01:16:44.600 Los Angeles

01:16:45.060 area

01:16:45.520 and then

01:16:47.240 we're looking

01:16:47.640 also maybe

01:16:48.300 somebody that's

01:16:48.900 run a

01:16:49.200 pawn shop

01:16:49.840 or managed

01:16:51.260 a pawn

01:16:51.660 shop

01:16:51.940 or

01:16:52.440 a renaissance

01:16:53.900 fair

01:16:54.240 those are

01:16:55.440 some unique

01:16:56.040 jobs we like

01:16:56.880 to investigate

01:16:57.560 so if you

01:16:59.620 know someone

01:17:00.000 in one of

01:17:00.380 those realms

01:17:01.080 who has a

01:17:02.480 unique

01:17:02.820 personality

01:17:03.420 we want

01:17:03.780 somebody

01:17:04.060 who's good

01:17:04.460 at sharing

01:17:04.900 their story

01:17:05.540 and at

01:17:06.320 talking

01:17:07.300 and being

01:17:08.460 communicative

01:17:09.260 you know

01:17:09.960 we don't want

01:17:10.700 no Kevin

01:17:11.080 Burling out

01:17:11.700 there

01:17:11.980 you know

01:17:13.060 we don't want

01:17:13.720 no somebody

01:17:14.340 you know

01:17:14.960 you hit them

01:17:15.880 with a candle

01:17:16.380 and a cake

01:17:16.860 and they

01:17:17.120 fucking can't

01:17:17.640 handle it

01:17:18.160 you know

01:17:19.300 then they're

01:17:19.760 in the shitter

01:17:20.200 for an hour

01:17:20.840 we don't want

01:17:21.760 that

01:17:22.000 we want

01:17:23.340 somebody who's

01:17:23.840 just got

01:17:24.100 light bowels

01:17:24.920 and enjoys

01:17:26.220 the birthday

01:17:27.720 song

01:17:28.160 you guys be

01:17:30.080 good to

01:17:30.320 yourself man

01:17:30.800 you deserve

01:17:31.200 it baby

01:17:31.540 gang

01:17:32.020 I'll see

01:17:32.460 you guys

01:17:32.960 in one of

01:17:35.060 those cities

01:17:35.440 I'm coming

01:17:35.800 to soon

01:17:36.920 thank you

01:17:38.960 come on

01:17:49.240 that's a little

01:17:53.680 gospel

01:17:53.940 come on

01:18:05.240 that's a little

01:18:05.700 gospel

01:18:05.940 god I have

01:18:22.760 B.O.

01:18:23.200 B.O. son

01:18:23.600 I got some

01:18:35.640 B.O. baby

01:18:36.600 thank you guys

01:18:46.600 thank you guys

01:18:46.660 come on

01:19:06.400 Where to hide, now I am free, open and pure, fearless and brave.

01:19:16.140 All right.

01:19:17.180 I am secure.

01:19:19.700 It's getting a little bit gay for me, dude, honestly.

01:19:23.800 But, whatever.

01:19:27.880 Praise, baby.

01:19:28.540 You guys be good.

01:19:29.540 Thank you guys for being a part of the episode.

01:19:31.640 Thank you guys for being a part of my life.

01:19:33.460 We'll see you all next week.

01:19:34.480 Be good to yourself, baby.

01:19:35.640 You deserve it.

01:19:36.340 Gang.

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