This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E391 Shane Gillis

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00:02:29.580 Today's guest is a very talented young man.

00:02:32.320 And he's a great comedy man.

00:02:39.020 And he's so happy he's here today.

00:02:41.080 And he has his own podcast called Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast.

00:02:46.540 He has his special Live in Austin, which has over 4 million views on YouTube.

00:02:52.240 Happy to have him return to this past weekend.

00:02:56.200 My friend, Mr. Shane Gillis.

00:02:58.680 And let myself unwind

00:03:02.460 Shine that light on me

00:03:06.380 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:03:12.340 Shine on me

00:03:17.060 And I will find a song

00:03:21.300 I'll be singing just for me

00:03:24.680 Shane Gillis

00:03:30.620 Shane Gillis, man, your life

00:03:31.280 You're getting busy, man.

00:03:33.600 I am busy.

00:03:34.960 Yeah.

00:03:35.800 I mean, you're getting busy, man.

00:03:37.860 Do you

00:03:38.220 Do things start feeling a little bit different?

00:03:40.860 Because I feel like

00:03:41.720 You're kind of becoming like the guy.

00:03:45.260 Oh, thanks, man.

00:03:46.160 Like the handsome Tim Dillon.

00:03:47.600 I am.

00:03:48.420 I was going to say

00:03:49.420 Yeah.

00:03:50.020 The second part had to be

00:03:51.480 The handsome

00:03:52.460 I was like, wait, what?

00:03:53.240 Like a Tom Selleck meets Tim.

00:03:57.100 Yeah.

00:03:58.460 Yeah, a little more.

00:03:59.680 Yeah.

00:04:00.480 I don't know.

00:04:01.180 I don't

00:04:01.360 How did you feel when it happened for you?

00:04:03.420 When it was

00:04:03.840 When the come up?

00:04:04.760 Because it makes me uncomfortable.

00:04:06.860 Yeah, that's an interesting question, man.

00:04:08.620 I don't think you know that it's really happening to

00:04:12.720 Like it's happening

00:04:13.680 But it's

00:04:15.280 I think the funny thing is

00:04:16.460 More of it's happening for other people in some ways.

00:04:19.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:19.980 Because they're all watching it.

00:04:21.560 Yes.

00:04:22.580 But

00:04:22.940 The way you

00:04:24.900 The way that I noticed it started to seem for me

00:04:27.580 Was like

00:04:28.000 People would kind of stop me

00:04:29.940 And I was like

00:04:30.420 Oh, this is interesting.

00:04:31.740 Yeah.

00:04:33.280 I don't know if I'm going to be able to not be

00:04:36.040 Seen in some types

00:04:38.140 Sometimes now

00:04:39.200 Sure.

00:04:39.420 Like in some ways maybe

00:04:40.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:41.060 And then

00:04:41.900 And then people started coming to the shows

00:04:44.760 And that was the part

00:04:45.940 That's it, that's it.

00:04:46.500 Yeah.

00:04:46.820 Yeah.

00:04:47.080 Like occasionally

00:04:48.800 Like occasionally I'll get a pop on an intro

00:04:50.640 And I'll be like 0.99

00:04:51.060 Oh shit 0.99

00:04:51.520 Like this is new 1.00

00:04:52.560 Yeah.

00:04:53.060 This is crazy

00:04:53.560 Yeah, oh yes

00:04:54.960 Oh that

00:04:55.700 You know what

00:04:56.460 That's actually exact

00:04:58.140 First time

00:04:58.720 Yeah, first time I got one

00:04:59.620 I did a guest spot

00:05:00.440 It was right after I did Rogan the first time

00:05:02.060 I did a guest spot on Tim Dillon's show

00:05:04.400 Yeah

00:05:04.800 And it was like a surprise guest

00:05:06.240 And I got a pop

00:05:06.840 And I was like 1.00

00:05:07.300 Oh, what the fuck 1.00

00:05:08.800 Your people are excited 1.00

00:05:10.140 This is crazy

00:05:10.220 This is crazy

00:05:10.400 Yes

00:05:10.780 Oh, this is good

00:05:11.600 Because the next night

00:05:12.440 I went back to Philly

00:05:14.060 And I did a spot on DiStefano's show

00:05:16.320 In Philly

00:05:17.080 Which is where I'm from

00:05:17.740 And I was like

00:05:18.140 I'm going to get another pop

00:05:19.900 Yeah

00:05:20.160 This would be great

00:05:20.820 Dude

00:05:21.060 We got a guest spot for you

00:05:23.340 Shane Gillis

00:05:24.180 I walked out

00:05:25.280 And it was like

00:05:25.800 I was like 0.96

00:05:27.480 Damn, I thought I had something going 0.98

00:05:28.780 And it was just you clapping 0.99

00:05:30.480 Yeah, I was just like

00:05:31.620 Woo

00:05:32.100 This guy's great

00:05:33.740 Yeah, dude

00:05:34.540 That's when it is

00:05:35.380 I think that's when it is

00:05:36.300 You know what?

00:05:36.920 That's really the perfect thing

00:05:38.200 It's like

00:05:38.540 Yeah, it's like

00:05:38.980 When you're going on stage

00:05:40.060 And you're like

00:05:40.600 Oh my gosh

00:05:41.400 There's people

00:05:42.000 Like they'll say something

00:05:43.680 You've said before

00:05:44.620 They'll yell out a term

00:05:46.320 Dude, we were doing

00:05:47.740 A storytelling show last night

00:05:49.780 And

00:05:50.160 Well, two weeks ago

00:05:51.160 And I

00:05:51.620 Okay

00:05:52.360 Oh, because

00:05:52.920 Oh, you were doing

00:05:53.560 Was that

00:05:53.920 Last night

00:05:54.320 It was last night

00:05:54.900 That was at

00:05:55.680 At the Nashville Comedy Festival

00:05:57.260 Yes

00:05:57.500 At the Wild

00:05:57.860 What is it?

00:05:58.600 Wild West Comedy Festival?

00:05:59.420 No, I think it was just

00:06:00.060 At Nashville Comedy Festival

00:06:00.900 At Nashville

00:06:01.360 Yeah, at Nashville Comedy Festival

00:06:02.600 It was at the Ryman

00:06:03.440 And it was a storytelling show

00:06:05.040 It was Ari's show

00:06:05.760 And like

00:06:06.700 Two seconds into my set

00:06:08.300 Because I was like

00:06:08.940 Opening with some material

00:06:10.100 I said two words

00:06:11.520 I was like

00:06:11.800 I like history

00:06:12.400 And this guy was like

00:06:13.220 Do a story

00:06:14.480 I was like

00:06:15.440 Dude, you knew two words

00:06:17.040 Of my material?

00:06:18.380 That's new? 0.99

00:06:19.560 You psycho? 0.99

00:06:20.520 Then he came up after 1.00

00:06:21.560 He looked like hell

00:06:22.340 He was like

00:06:22.780 That was me that yelled at

00:06:24.120 I was like

00:06:24.400 You ruined it

00:06:25.200 Yeah

00:06:25.520 Don't give me a high five

00:06:26.820 Yeah, why do these people

00:06:27.940 There's always that guy

00:06:29.240 He's like

00:06:29.460 Hey, I was the guy

00:06:30.460 That ruined it 0.99

00:06:30.880 I was the one who fucking yelled 1.00

00:06:31.980 And ruined your shit 1.00

00:06:33.100 Remember me? 1.00

00:06:33.940 That was fun

00:06:34.020 There's always that urchin 0.96

00:06:35.200 He's like

00:06:35.820 Hey

00:06:36.260 He like slides up

00:06:37.520 It's almost like

00:06:38.560 It's always some real

00:06:41.020 I wish you could see this dude

00:06:42.100 He looked like

00:06:43.240 A minor

00:06:44.440 He looked like a 49er

00:06:45.740 Oh yeah

00:06:46.300 Like beard

00:06:47.100 Like hey

00:06:47.740 I came up to

00:06:48.360 Bro, we're fully decked out

00:06:49.780 In Titans gear

00:06:50.480 Everything Titans

00:06:51.420 Yeah

00:06:52.000 It was crazy dude

00:06:53.240 It was crazy

00:06:53.880 Yeah

00:06:54.140 Titans condom on

00:06:55.180 Good bros though

00:06:55.680 For real good bros

00:06:56.640 Definitely a Titans condom

00:06:57.300 Oh, I bet he had a 0.93

00:06:58.020 Tanny Hill condom on 0.97

00:06:59.160 Dude, I bet 0.92

00:07:00.640 I bet

00:07:01.680 Yeah

00:07:02.000 You know Rob Baronis

00:07:04.900 Hit a tree not far from here

00:07:06.060 He used to be a field goal kicker

00:07:07.120 Yeah

00:07:07.400 And he hit the upright

00:07:08.420 Rob my Baronis

00:07:09.380 Yeah

00:07:10.000 And he hit a tree

00:07:10.720 How's he doing?

00:07:13.000 He's gone

00:07:13.560 He's in heaven

00:07:14.160 He died from hitting a tree?

00:07:16.180 He got heavened out

00:07:16.980 Yeah

00:07:17.280 That'll do it

00:07:18.480 He hit that

00:07:18.860 Wide right, bro

00:07:20.640 He hit the upright 0.99

00:07:21.600 Damn 0.98

00:07:22.100 Yeah, it's kind of a 0.99

00:07:23.280 That's terrible

00:07:23.840 It's like a lure

00:07:25.060 Around the Nashville area

00:07:26.320 It's a lure

00:07:26.740 It's where Rob Baronis

00:07:27.860 Hit a tree

00:07:28.300 Yeah, and they even have

00:07:29.200 His initials on the tree too

00:07:30.300 Really?

00:07:31.140 Still

00:07:31.380 What was I gonna say?

00:07:33.840 Oh yeah, dude

00:07:34.480 So it's

00:07:34.940 Yeah, you're just

00:07:37.000 This is kind of it

00:07:39.120 You know, where you get busy

00:07:41.300 And then you can sell tickets

00:07:42.240 And I think that's the amazing thing

00:07:43.960 Is that people want to come see you

00:07:46.200 It's like

00:07:46.800 Cause you

00:07:48.080 It's almost weird with comedy

00:07:49.920 You get going in it

00:07:51.160 And you're just doing it

00:07:52.400 And it becomes just about the comedy

00:07:54.240 And then you realize

00:07:56.120 Wow, people want to come see me

00:07:58.040 Yeah

00:07:58.320 Like there's something about me that they

00:08:00.140 Sometimes it's not the comedy

00:08:01.760 I think

00:08:02.020 Especially with podcasters

00:08:03.340 And

00:08:04.160 And especially with your story

00:08:06.140 Kind of like being the like

00:08:07.440 You know, there's a whole 0.98

00:08:10.140 Fuck SNL type of energy 0.99

00:08:11.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1.00

00:08:12.000 They're in the world anyway

00:08:13.040 Yeah

00:08:13.420 And I think that

00:08:14.360 You add that with your

00:08:16.060 You know, just being insanely funny

00:08:18.740 And then it's like

00:08:19.400 Oh, I want to go see this guy

00:08:20.720 And then people with podcasts

00:08:22.280 They like the person

00:08:23.360 They want to see the person

00:08:24.360 Yeah

00:08:24.780 Yeah

00:08:25.060 Yeah, it's crazy

00:08:26.720 Yeah

00:08:27.580 It happened pretty quick

00:08:29.020 Yeah

00:08:29.680 So like

00:08:30.260 Cause there's no tickets

00:08:31.140 Forever

00:08:31.820 And then all of a sudden

00:08:32.900 People want to show up

00:08:33.780 And like

00:08:34.060 They yell your dad's name out

00:08:36.680 You're like

00:08:36.960 Alright, take it easy

00:08:37.740 Ronnie's son

00:08:38.500 Chill, chill, chill

00:08:39.640 That's Ronnie's son

00:08:40.940 I'm trying to do stand up

00:08:42.100 Yeah

00:08:42.540 This isn't the podcast

00:08:43.940 Yeah

00:08:44.360 It's fun though

00:08:44.940 Do you think sometimes

00:08:46.860 People don't know

00:08:47.740 When they come

00:08:48.420 If it's gonna be like the podcast

00:08:50.140 Or if it's different

00:08:51.480 I find that sometimes

00:08:53.040 I find that some people are like

00:08:54.400 Oh, I thought

00:08:54.940 Sometimes after the show

00:08:56.360 Somebody's like

00:08:56.760 Man, I thought it was gonna be

00:08:57.680 Like the podcast, you know

00:08:59.160 And I almost feel bad

00:09:00.480 I'm like, dang, you know

00:09:01.360 Yeah, sorry

00:09:01.840 Yeah, I wish I could make it

00:09:03.360 It's not as good

00:09:03.960 It's stand up

00:09:04.880 Podcasts are funny

00:09:06.320 Stand up is me doing something

00:09:08.740 Yeah

00:09:09.180 Like doing my little art

00:09:10.200 Yeah

00:09:10.820 But man, yeah

00:09:12.340 Congrats on everything, dude

00:09:13.540 Thank you

00:09:13.700 It's awesome

00:09:14.400 It's funny

00:09:15.120 Because I even look at you

00:09:16.020 And I even get like

00:09:16.980 Just gel

00:09:17.600 I'm like, oh

00:09:18.140 Because the funnest thing

00:09:19.780 Is when people are getting to like

00:09:22.520 Getting to know you, you know

00:09:24.580 Yeah

00:09:24.820 And I mean, obviously

00:09:25.900 I still have a ton of people

00:09:26.700 Getting to know me

00:09:27.240 I'm not saying like

00:09:27.860 I've made it or nothing

00:09:28.860 But

00:09:29.160 You could say that, yeah

00:09:31.020 Like you stay busy enough, you know

00:09:32.640 But the funnest part is

00:09:33.780 Yeah, when people are like

00:09:34.820 Oh, Shane Gillis

00:09:35.800 You're the Shane Gillis

00:09:36.780 I wonder if that's

00:09:37.780 Because that's how I feel about

00:09:39.120 Like my buddy

00:09:40.020 Some of my friends are still doing

00:09:41.060 Like open mics

00:09:41.720 And hanging out in Philly

00:09:42.560 And I'm like, Dan

00:09:43.120 That was the best

00:09:44.140 Oh, yeah

00:09:44.800 And like now

00:09:45.260 I wonder if you're just

00:09:46.020 Having the same thing

00:09:46.760 Where you're like

00:09:47.060 No, the best was when it started

00:09:48.540 Oh, yeah

00:09:49.640 Because if this is the best

00:09:50.500 I'm going to be sad

00:09:51.300 Yeah

00:09:51.800 Because if this only gets worse from here

00:09:54.560 I'm already pretty bummed out

00:09:56.060 Yeah, yeah

00:09:57.040 That's true

00:09:57.540 I'm not doing great

00:09:58.740 That could be something

00:10:01.540 That could be something

00:10:02.800 So, dude

00:10:03.580 So, because you grew up in Pennsylvania, man

00:10:06.040 You grew up out

00:10:06.700 And were you like in Amish country?

00:10:08.280 Did you ever have any interaction with the Amish?

00:10:09.780 Yeah, there's a lot of Amish around 1.00

00:10:10.840 Wow

00:10:11.260 Yeah

00:10:11.600 Lancaster

00:10:12.500 That's

00:10:12.920 I was like 30, 40 minutes west

00:10:14.900 Of Amish country 0.98

00:10:16.340 But they're around, dude

00:10:17.640 Did you ever get approached by him?

00:10:19.320 Because I could see you being

00:10:20.720 Like, I definitely

00:10:22.140 If I'm Amish

00:10:22.940 And I'm a

00:10:23.340 You know, I don't want to say a milk drinker

00:10:25.120 Yeah, yeah 0.92

00:10:25.580 But if I'm somebody that's close to that udder 0.99

00:10:27.820 They knew I was getting milk 0.77

00:10:28.860 Yeah, yeah

00:10:29.580 They saw me

00:10:30.180 That guy's chugging milk, obviously

00:10:32.040 Like, that guy's 8% right there 0.91

00:10:35.260 Yeah

00:10:35.480 They, no, but you'll see him

00:10:37.080 We used to yell at him when we were kids

00:10:38.500 What would y'all say like us? 1.00

00:10:39.660 He was like, nice fucking horse, dumbass 1.00

00:10:41.320 Oh, hot 1.00

00:10:42.100 Get a car, you fucking idiot 1.00

00:10:45.720 No 1.00

00:10:46.160 He'd drive past him

00:10:47.580 It was fun

00:10:49.020 Now I look back on it

00:10:49.940 And I'm like, that's very inappropriate

00:10:50.940 The crazy part is people that yell out like, queers

00:10:54.020 And you're like, they're not gay 0.99

00:10:55.780 These aren't gay people 1.00

00:10:58.560 Still, that's 0.90

00:10:59.300 I mean, they're gay for woodwork 1.00

00:11:00.420 That's homophobic 0.99

00:11:01.200 And I don't stand for it

00:11:02.380 Yeah

00:11:02.640 That's funny

00:11:03.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:11:03.920 Driving by an Amish dude in a buggy 1.00

00:11:05.440 Be like, you fucking homo 1.00

00:11:07.000 He's gotta be like, what the fuck 1.00

00:11:09.320 Oh, dude, a couple black dudes 1.00

00:11:11.060 Called me the n-word a couple months ago, dude 0.82

00:11:13.080 And it was like

00:11:14.100 That kind of brightens your day a little

00:11:15.740 I felt

00:11:16.900 You know

00:11:18.240 I was like, you promised

00:11:19.640 You know

00:11:20.260 I didn't know what to say

00:11:21.340 That's so cool

00:11:22.280 Thank you guys

00:11:22.860 I'll like, say it again, man

00:11:24.280 It's cool when you guys do

00:11:25.500 Yeah

00:11:25.700 We like it

00:11:26.840 I remember when I was young

00:11:28.600 Somebody was throwing rocks

00:11:29.740 Me and my buddy were fishing

00:11:30.840 It was a black friend of mine

00:11:31.980 Who's, I think, in jail for murder now, man

00:11:33.840 My friend Devin

00:11:34.480 But he

00:11:35.460 He

00:11:37.640 We're fishing in some white 1.00

00:11:40.440 Some racist white dude 1.00

00:11:41.860 Or somebody racist 0.99

00:11:43.100 Who looked white from where we were

00:11:44.380 Was up on these train tracks

00:11:45.300 Starts throwing rocks at us

00:11:46.600 Really?

00:11:47.140 And yelling the n-word, right?

00:11:49.040 And so I jump out

00:11:50.120 And I'm like, not me, dude

00:11:51.980 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:11:52.900 Like, at least fucking 0.99

00:11:54.140 Yeah, don't get me 0.99

00:11:55.640 You're getting the wrong guy 0.52

00:11:57.120 You're gonna hit me with a rock 1.00

00:11:58.340 But that shit was wild, man 1.00

00:12:00.220 Dude, the Amish every once in a while 1.00

00:12:01.320 Will get smoked by, like, trucks

00:12:03.400 Uh-uh

00:12:04.280 Dude, they're driving horse and buggies

00:12:06.440 The truck driver will go wide right

00:12:09.480 And just splatter them

00:12:11.100 Robber runners 1.00

00:12:11.700 Horses and shit 1.00

00:12:12.520 It's bad 1.00

00:12:13.940 Really?

00:12:14.640 And they hit them

00:12:15.120 And I guess

00:12:15.980 Oh, oh 0.98

00:12:17.080 Would you rather get hit from the back 0.96

00:12:19.660 With a truck or from the front? 0.89

00:12:22.780 Like, definitely from behind

00:12:24.320 Pause

00:12:26.700 Definitely from behind

00:12:28.340 I don't want to see that thing coming, dude

00:12:29.700 You don't think so

00:12:30.740 I don't want to have one second

00:12:32.200 To be like, oh

00:12:32.880 Here it comes

00:12:34.460 I just want to

00:12:35.180 Just fade to black

00:12:36.720 Just

00:12:37.000 That'd be nice

00:12:38.680 Ugh

00:12:40.800 What sound would you make?

00:12:42.080 I don't know how I think about that

00:12:42.880 What sound

00:12:43.340 Wait, am I in a car

00:12:44.720 Or I'm just getting

00:12:45.500 No, you're just walking

00:12:46.300 You're out there walking

00:12:47.260 Something's not going good

00:12:48.300 Yeah

00:12:48.660 Right

00:12:49.560 Yeah, yeah

00:12:50.100 Something's gone wrong

00:12:51.020 Yeah, something is wrong

00:12:52.620 You're walking out there

00:12:53.460 And I'm walking

00:12:54.000 And yeah, I definitely want it to be

00:12:55.620 From behind

00:12:56.220 Yeah

00:12:57.000 I don't want it, dude

00:12:58.020 Because if you see it coming

00:12:58.780 Your last, you know

00:12:59.480 You're going to be trying to

00:13:00.460 Get out of the way

00:13:01.620 For the last second

00:13:02.540 That's going to be your last thing you do

00:13:04.260 And the saddest part

00:13:05.420 If one of your friends saw you

00:13:06.440 Because you'd probably put your hands up

00:13:07.780 And I'm like

00:13:08.000 Yeah, he put his hands up

00:13:09.360 To try to stop it 1.00

00:13:10.420 Like, you see that idiot 1.00

00:13:12.220 A firetruck hit him 1.00

00:13:13.680 He put his hands up

00:13:15.260 Yeah, you would do it

00:13:16.400 Of course you would

00:13:17.580 Yeah, that would be tough, man

00:13:20.240 It'd be tough to figure that out

00:13:21.520 So was there a lot

00:13:22.620 Was there Amish people

00:13:23.600 Like in your

00:13:24.360 Like, was it a

00:13:25.360 Was there

00:13:25.980 Like, would y'all go to any Amish markets?

00:13:28.100 I'm just trying to wonder 1.00

00:13:28.860 Yeah, there's Amish markets and shit 1.00

00:13:30.140 In Lancaster 0.99

00:13:30.720 I didn't really go to those

00:13:31.740 But they have

00:13:32.400 We have like Mennonite kids

00:13:34.460 In our school

00:13:35.100 Wow

00:13:35.800 Yeah

00:13:36.060 Chick that would wear like a bonnet 1.00

00:13:38.160 Yeah

00:13:38.580 They were like

00:13:39.260 Because there's levels to Amish

00:13:41.800 And there's Mennonites 0.74

00:13:43.660 That I don't think 1.00

00:13:44.480 Follow like the no electricity and shit 0.99

00:13:46.200 But they'll like drive 1.00

00:13:47.200 The only color their car can be is black

00:13:49.060 They can drive it like twice a week 1.00

00:13:50.940 Or some crazy shit 0.99

00:13:51.780 Oh, really? 1.00

00:13:52.560 Yeah

00:13:52.760 Oh, dang

00:13:53.380 They're not all like strict

00:13:54.720 No electricity

00:13:55.520 No this

00:13:56.240 Yeah

00:13:56.720 Oh, dang

00:13:57.940 So they got some like

00:13:58.660 Batman, Mennonite kind of folks? 1.00

00:14:00.020 Yeah, there's a lot of those guys 0.83

00:14:01.020 Damn

00:14:02.040 I didn't realize that 0.98

00:14:04.180 They're flying, dude

00:14:06.080 They're out there

00:14:06.620 Yeah, we tried

00:14:07.940 I know we tried for a while

00:14:09.460 To get a real Amish 1.00

00:14:10.560 Or a

00:14:10.920 Somebody semi-Amish on here 0.97

00:14:13.260 And we couldn't do it

00:14:14.100 I was at a football game

00:14:16.420 In Indiana

00:14:17.140 There's a lot of them in Indiana

00:14:18.060 And Ohio, too

00:14:18.820 And they

00:14:19.640 These dudes were just on

00:14:21.340 Rumspringer 0.99

00:14:22.760 Fucking tailgating with us 1.00

00:14:24.240 Wow 0.99

00:14:24.820 And they were getting wrecked, dude 0.99

00:14:26.260 Damn 0.94

00:14:26.860 And they were jacked 1.00

00:14:27.880 From all the fucking work 0.99

00:14:29.240 Oh, yeah 1.00

00:14:29.880 Just getting ham 1.00

00:14:30.580 Just idiots 1.00

00:14:31.260 They were dumped 1.00

00:14:32.600 Oh, they could build a birdhouse

00:14:33.820 With their tongue

00:14:34.300 They could build everything

00:14:34.940 The Amish still build a dam 1.00

00:14:36.440 They were like

00:14:37.740 And they speak with a crazy accent 1.00

00:14:39.800 Really?

00:14:40.580 I can't even do it

00:14:41.260 I don't know

00:14:41.560 They call us the English

00:14:42.660 Oh, wow

00:14:44.080 Yeah

00:14:44.360 I didn't know that

00:14:45.660 So they don't look at

00:14:46.500 So do they look at themselves

00:14:47.980 As even like

00:14:49.020 I mean, I guess they look at themselves

00:14:51.220 As human, yeah

00:14:52.180 For sure

00:14:52.700 And they look at themselves

00:14:53.360 As religious

00:14:54.040 But they don't look at themselves

00:14:55.180 As like

00:14:55.820 English or anything

00:14:57.400 No, they think

00:14:57.940 We're the English

00:14:58.720 Wow

00:14:59.220 And they're the 1.00

00:14:59.760 I don't know what the fuck they are 1.00

00:15:01.580 Germans 1.00

00:15:02.080 Damn 0.99

00:15:03.080 Yeah, they're wrong 0.99

00:15:03.900 Yeah

00:15:04.400 They're just wrong

00:15:05.520 Across the board, dude

00:15:06.800 And were some of the women 0.96

00:15:08.260 Did y'all see some of them

00:15:09.220 Amish

00:15:10.060 Nice babe 0.99

00:15:10.660 It's rare

00:15:11.320 But if you see a hot Amish chick 1.00

00:15:13.340 It's like 1.00

00:15:13.760 Damn 0.98

00:15:14.220 I could almost 0.99

00:15:15.540 That's my queen 0.53

00:15:16.320 Yeah

00:15:16.980 She's in a beautiful flowery dress

00:15:18.980 Yeah

00:15:19.820 No one's touched her

00:15:20.760 Oh

00:15:21.320 What a sweet angel

00:15:22.460 Stinks like hell

00:15:24.120 You think they smell good or bad? 0.95

00:15:25.920 No, they smell bad

00:15:26.620 Oh

00:15:27.160 Yeah

00:15:27.500 They do smell bad

00:15:28.640 I hope that

00:15:29.540 Well, yeah

00:15:30.200 They're not gonna care

00:15:30.800 Oh

00:15:31.520 Yeah

00:15:31.980 They don't smell great

00:15:33.760 Yeah, there's something kind of

00:15:35.180 I feel like there's some sense of romance about it

00:15:37.860 Yeah, for sure

00:15:39.320 Because you

00:15:39.740 I think you always romanticize

00:15:41.260 Like a woman with a pail of water 1.00

00:15:43.080 And you know

00:15:44.180 And you can help her

00:15:45.500 Hey, I'll be

00:15:46.020 You know

00:15:46.400 Yeah

00:15:46.780 Let me help you

00:15:47.420 I'll build us a boat

00:15:48.260 Or something

00:15:48.660 You know

00:15:49.000 Like I feel like

00:15:49.900 And you can almost

00:15:51.080 You could use anything

00:15:52.260 To get some excitement

00:15:53.200 You could be like

00:15:53.740 Hey, let's

00:15:54.420 You know

00:15:54.940 Have you ever done this?

00:15:55.920 And you just do like

00:15:56.560 The Dougie form or something

00:15:57.760 You know

00:15:58.100 You just do like

00:15:59.020 Something like

00:15:59.400 Have you ever done the soldier boy?

00:16:00.520 You just do something like that

00:16:01.620 Yeah, you do something crazy

00:16:02.660 That they've never seen

00:16:03.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:16:04.300 They've never even seen

00:16:05.180 Yeah, yeah

00:16:05.620 You're incredible

00:16:08.220 This is gonna be a hit

00:16:09.200 This is a hit

00:16:09.920 Yeah, this is a hit

00:16:10.880 It could be anything 1.00

00:16:11.440 This is a fucking hit 0.99

00:16:12.100 Yeah 1.00

00:16:12.420 Like even if

00:16:13.220 The soldier boy hit that

00:16:14.340 Even if you just do this

00:16:15.380 Dude, smash hit

00:16:16.640 And they're like

00:16:17.200 Oh my God

00:16:17.660 I've never even thought of doing that

00:16:19.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:16:19.800 I just think

00:16:21.900 Some of the ways 0.91

00:16:22.540 You could hit on Amish women 1.00

00:16:23.780 Yeah 1.00

00:16:24.080 Would be insane, dude

00:16:25.420 For sure

00:16:25.720 Or if you did this thing

00:16:27.040 You know

00:16:27.380 Like, uh-oh

00:16:28.340 You know

00:16:28.820 They might burn you

00:16:29.580 Yeah, yeah 0.91

00:16:30.180 They might burn you

00:16:31.160 You might get lit up

00:16:32.300 You do it

00:16:32.740 Soldier boy

00:16:33.240 They might burn you 0.52

00:16:34.200 They might be like

00:16:35.300 Dude, that's witchcraft

00:16:36.160 Yeah, that's true

00:16:36.640 We're not having that here

00:16:37.460 Imagine how peaceful

00:16:39.400 You think it's peaceful

00:16:40.480 Being Amish on the inside of them 0.98

00:16:41.940 Or you think it's

00:16:42.700 I don't know

00:16:43.240 That's the thing

00:16:43.800 Like you were saying

00:16:44.360 It might be great

00:16:45.320 Yeah 0.99

00:16:45.900 Just fucking working 0.99

00:16:46.800 Doing real work 1.00

00:16:48.100 Like farm work 1.00

00:16:49.140 Building shit 1.00

00:16:49.700 And then you go to sleep 1.00

00:16:50.620 Oh, yeah

00:16:52.120 I don't know

00:16:52.700 And you don't

00:16:53.280 No one around you 0.99

00:16:54.060 Is fucking doing good 0.99

00:16:55.540 Yeah 0.98

00:16:56.180 So that helps

00:16:56.860 You're not on Instagram

00:16:58.500 No

00:16:59.200 You're not

00:16:59.640 So you're not

00:17:00.000 But I wonder

00:17:01.140 If there's an intense fear

00:17:02.280 Of missing out

00:17:02.700 Because you're seeing

00:17:03.440 You see one car go by

00:17:05.420 And something

00:17:05.880 You know

00:17:06.240 There's a little

00:17:07.160 You know

00:17:08.080 There's a woman

00:17:08.620 With a bathing suit

00:17:09.920 You gotta lose your mind

00:17:11.700 Yeah

00:17:13.180 You're just sitting

00:17:14.640 Behind a horse 1.00

00:17:15.460 Going fucking 1.00

00:17:17.000 Four miles an hour 1.00

00:17:18.200 Down that fucking highway 1.00

00:17:19.540 Convertible flies by 1.00

00:17:21.380 And something

00:17:21.960 You just smell

00:17:22.640 Just blast

00:17:23.100 You hear one second

00:17:24.060 Of cool music

00:17:24.820 Yes

00:17:25.840 You're like 1.00

00:17:26.020 What the fuck was that 0.99

00:17:27.120 Yeah 1.00

00:17:27.700 What the fuck dude 1.00

00:17:29.140 And dad's like 1.00

00:17:30.760 Get your eyes

00:17:31.320 Back in your head

00:17:32.120 Samuel

00:17:33.240 You're like

00:17:34.560 Jesus Christ

00:17:35.560 Why are we doing this 0.99

00:17:37.060 This sucks 0.99

00:17:38.200 It must feel like 0.99

00:17:39.680 You're on the most

00:17:40.260 Insane Halloween ever

00:17:41.920 I feel like

00:17:42.520 It's

00:17:42.960 I mean yeah

00:17:43.640 If you ever get

00:17:44.140 And they do rumspring it

00:17:45.420 And that's as long

00:17:46.100 As you want

00:17:46.580 It's not like one year

00:17:47.900 Some of them stay out

00:17:48.840 For like 10 years

00:17:50.260 Have a regular life

00:17:51.380 And then they're like

00:17:51.880 Back to Amish 1.00

00:17:53.200 Guys I gotta

00:17:54.380 Let y'all know

00:17:55.460 I'm going back

00:17:56.360 Yeah

00:17:56.640 Which is probably 0.99

00:17:57.660 Fucking sick 1.00

00:17:58.340 You just burn out 1.00

00:17:59.700 In real life

00:18:00.400 You just go so hard

00:18:01.880 You go as hard as you can 1.00

00:18:02.920 Get addicted to shit 1.00

00:18:04.040 Yeah 1.00

00:18:04.560 Then you're like

00:18:05.200 Dude I'm going back

00:18:05.880 Back to the farm

00:18:06.780 I bet when you roll

00:18:08.020 Back in there though

00:18:08.780 I bet people are coming up

00:18:09.720 And smelling your breath 1.00

00:18:10.860 Fucking wanting to touch you 1.00

00:18:12.160 Like what was it 1.00

00:18:13.360 What was it like

00:18:14.140 Yeah

00:18:14.540 I've been doing coke

00:18:15.800 Edward was at rumspring

00:18:17.080 I've been doing cocaine

00:18:18.620 Yeah

00:18:19.100 It's crazy

00:18:19.940 You know how much

00:18:21.020 We get done around here

00:18:21.920 Yeah

00:18:24.160 Oh that's fascinating man

00:18:25.560 See I wish

00:18:26.100 We didn't have nothing

00:18:27.240 Like that growing up dude

00:18:28.580 We grew up actually

00:18:29.620 They had like an adult store

00:18:31.400 Near us sometimes

00:18:32.360 And sometimes

00:18:32.900 They would throw like

00:18:33.720 Boxes and stuff

00:18:34.500 That was like defunct

00:18:35.460 In the woods

00:18:36.100 And so we'd be back there

00:18:37.900 People would come back 0.98

00:18:38.800 With all kind of sex toys 1.00

00:18:39.960 And shit with pine needles 1.00

00:18:41.380 And stuff on them 1.00

00:18:42.200 But we didn't

00:18:43.260 We didn't have anything like

00:18:44.840 And we had black people

00:18:46.280 White people 0.90

00:18:47.120 But we didn't get any

00:18:49.520 Almost mythological creatures

00:18:52.060 When you go

00:18:53.020 You know what I'm saying

00:18:53.640 It's a real

00:18:54.260 Pull up an Amish brother 1.00

00:18:56.220 Can you pull up a

00:18:58.540 Land Dutch 0.99

00:18:59.900 I think they call them as well

00:19:01.080 They are yeah

00:19:04.820 It is just a different

00:19:06.480 They're just doing

00:19:07.480 A different time period

00:19:08.340 For no reason

00:19:09.380 Which is

00:19:10.520 It's just unbelievable

00:19:11.460 They're just like

00:19:11.940 It's 1820

00:19:12.900 It's like why

00:19:13.700 Right

00:19:14.840 Yeah

00:19:15.620 Oh it's beautiful

00:19:16.620 Now see the horse

00:19:18.200 Lancaster is beautiful though

00:19:19.180 That like area

00:19:20.720 Where they're at

00:19:21.280 Oh yeah

00:19:21.880 It's awesome

00:19:22.600 Well and also

00:19:23.780 I wonder what happens

00:19:24.720 If they see the horses 0.82

00:19:25.700 Having sex

00:19:26.400 Does that set 0.98

00:19:27.220 You know

00:19:27.640 Is that an awkward time

00:19:30.340 For everybody

00:19:30.940 I wonder

00:19:31.400 I bet they don't give

00:19:32.220 I don't think

00:19:32.700 I think they're like

00:19:33.540 Great more horses

00:19:34.660 Oh yeah

00:19:36.060 I think they're

00:19:36.600 They're not thinking of it

00:19:37.620 Like us like porn

00:19:38.240 They're not like 1.00

00:19:38.680 Dude he's fucking the shit 0.99

00:19:39.880 Out of that horse 0.99

00:19:40.620 That's awesome

00:19:42.060 I wish I could do that

00:19:44.420 Yeah

00:19:45.080 It's not like

00:19:45.680 Mardi Gras 0.91

00:19:46.200 In New Orleans

00:19:46.780 You see

00:19:47.520 There's a video

00:19:48.120 Of Mardi Gras 0.82

00:19:48.540 In New Orleans

00:19:48.740 Like there's a cop

00:19:49.720 On a horseback

00:19:50.400 And another cop 0.53

00:19:51.100 And one horse

00:19:52.800 And the cops

00:19:53.660 Are still on him

00:19:55.000 Yeah

00:19:55.420 Oh no

00:19:56.940 Which I think 0.88

00:19:57.480 Is the gayest thing 1.00

00:19:58.960 It's almost bestiality too 0.99

00:20:00.720 If you're riding 1.00

00:20:01.580 Shotgun on a horse fuck 1.00

00:20:02.960 Who are you 1.00

00:20:05.320 You notice

00:20:06.940 God still know you

00:20:07.920 That's the part

00:20:08.480 That really gets me

00:20:09.420 What was that time period

00:20:11.460 We actually had a question

00:20:12.280 That came in about a time period

00:20:13.440 Was this it

00:20:14.020 That's beautiful

00:20:16.220 Yeah let's go with it

00:20:17.120 Shane

00:20:17.900 Theo

00:20:18.360 What's up

00:20:19.020 This is Jesse Boone

00:20:20.100 Coming to you from

00:20:20.680 Atmore Alabama

00:20:21.660 Love both y'all

00:20:23.780 Love both y'all's content

00:20:24.840 Love both y'all's specials

00:20:26.740 Both podcasts

00:20:27.820 Keep it up fellas

00:20:29.100 I love it

00:20:29.680 Shane

00:20:30.780 I'm a history nerd

00:20:32.080 Get the sense that you're

00:20:33.120 A bit of a history nerd

00:20:33.960 Got a question for you

00:20:35.260 Two questions really

00:20:36.220 One

00:20:37.340 What's your favorite

00:20:39.000 Period of history

00:20:41.740 To read about

00:20:43.100 Or listen to a podcast about

00:20:45.440 Two

00:20:46.460 When and why haven't you

00:20:49.400 Started a

00:20:51.140 Rip off of 0.76

00:20:52.840 The old history of hyenas

00:20:54.460 A la Chrissy

00:20:55.840 Chaos

00:20:56.780 And Yanni Poppy

00:20:58.440 Love you guys

00:21:00.500 Gang gang 0.75

00:21:01.520 Gang baby 0.91

00:21:02.740 Thank you brother

00:21:03.440 For the question

00:21:04.020 Mr. Boone there

00:21:04.960 Yeah

00:21:06.000 I mean World War II

00:21:07.020 Is the easy one

00:21:08.140 Is it

00:21:08.480 But that's the cool one

00:21:09.300 Everybody likes that one

00:21:10.160 And is that the one

00:21:11.240 Who were they killing in that

00:21:12.280 Was that Jews or not 1.00

00:21:13.280 It was

00:21:14.400 Yeah

00:21:14.920 Yeah I got 0.85

00:21:16.360 They killed everybody though 0.85

00:21:17.460 Oh they did 0.71

00:21:18.040 But they got

00:21:18.960 They got it pretty bad

00:21:19.880 Yeah

00:21:20.520 You know what I mean

00:21:21.080 They got jade out

00:21:22.500 Yeah

00:21:22.800 Yeah that was a rough one

00:21:24.080 For them

00:21:24.460 They don't like that stuff

00:21:26.160 World War II

00:21:27.040 They don't like it

00:21:27.240 Yeah

00:21:27.520 Oh trust me

00:21:28.300 Every book at the airport

00:21:29.040 Is about it

00:21:29.580 Yeah

00:21:29.840 I get it

00:21:30.540 Yeah

00:21:32.460 And yeah

00:21:33.040 I feel that

00:21:34.440 I like the Civil War though

00:21:37.240 The American Civil War

00:21:38.660 I love it

00:21:39.220 Yeah bro

00:21:40.220 You ever go to the

00:21:41.040 Nashville battlefield here

00:21:42.120 Dude we used to do

00:21:43.000 When I was growing up

00:21:43.580 We used to do CWRs all the time man

00:21:45.340 Really

00:21:45.580 Yeah

00:21:45.880 Oh we'd be at them man

00:21:46.920 We got to be the

00:21:47.600 We got to do the drum a few times

00:21:50.380 What else

00:21:50.980 I got to be like a

00:21:52.720 Soldier's son

00:21:53.900 I used to go CWRs constantly

00:21:55.340 Do you really

00:21:55.740 Yeah

00:21:56.180 Oh cause of Lancaster and stuff

00:21:57.460 I was in Gettysburg

00:21:58.140 I grew up right next to Gettysburg

00:21:59.680 Oh man 0.99

00:22:00.020 Dude the reenactments were fucking crazy 1.00

00:22:02.300 Fuck and we should have fucking won 1.00

00:22:03.620 I love up now 1.00

00:22:04.520 You guys 0.97

00:22:05.020 You guys stunk dude 0.97

00:22:07.240 We didn't 1.00

00:22:08.620 We fucked you guys up 0.99

00:22:09.880 When we took the gloves off 1.00

00:22:11.100 The North just rained down on them dude 0.98

00:22:13.380 Well you know where we fucked up is 0.99

00:22:15.620 We kept a lot of the brothers out of the fight 0.93

00:22:17.340 Yeah

00:22:17.960 Obviously

00:22:19.400 Obviously

00:22:21.100 If we'd have had a plan to get

00:22:23.060 I think it

00:22:23.600 You know get a little bit more

00:22:25.200 Gets a bit more urban

00:22:27.180 Yeah we kept it way too

00:22:28.640 I think honkied out 0.63

00:22:29.680 Yes

00:22:30.040 Yeah

00:22:30.780 Towards the end

00:22:31.480 The union was like

00:22:32.660 Get the brothers in also

00:22:34.740 Yeah 0.99

00:22:35.260 Shit started 1.00

00:22:36.020 Got bad 1.00

00:22:37.120 But you guys had a lot of

00:22:38.840 I don't know why you guys won

00:22:42.360 I guess we

00:22:42.960 We probably had some disorganization

00:22:44.620 I bet

00:22:44.900 And I think

00:22:45.220 No you guys

00:22:45.780 The south was much better

00:22:47.880 The generals were better

00:22:49.440 Yeah

00:22:49.880 It was organized 0.99

00:22:50.680 But like Lee and fucking Stonewall Jackson 0.99

00:22:53.380 And Longstreet 0.99

00:22:54.040 Those guys were beasts

00:22:54.940 Yeah

00:22:55.240 That's why they were even in the fight

00:22:57.160 Was cause of how good they were

00:22:58.620 Oh wow

00:22:59.460 Cause the union outnumbered them

00:23:01.140 More industry

00:23:02.600 More guns

00:23:03.480 But they just didn't have that

00:23:04.480 They didn't have that 1.00

00:23:05.520 They had pussies 0.99

00:23:06.380 That ditch smarts 1.00

00:23:07.100 They had pussies at general 0.99

00:23:08.140 Yeah 0.99

00:23:08.600 Allegedly

00:23:09.120 I don't want to besmirch these guys

00:23:10.660 But I could say probably

00:23:11.420 Maybe they had some real nerds up there 1.00

00:23:13.060 Yeah they did

00:23:13.200 I could see that

00:23:13.760 They had nerds 0.99

00:23:14.380 They were all

00:23:15.060 Well they were all West Point guys

00:23:16.320 But they were all

00:23:16.980 Like there was a guy named McClellan

00:23:19.460 Who just wouldn't

00:23:20.480 Oh yeah George

00:23:21.220 Yeah he just wouldn't attack

00:23:22.400 Yeah

00:23:23.120 And they were like

00:23:23.740 You gotta go

00:23:24.220 Lincoln was like

00:23:24.860 Go dude

00:23:25.640 People in the woods

00:23:26.460 Are yelling boo

00:23:27.320 Oh that's crazy man

00:23:32.000 Sherman and Grant dude

00:23:32.980 Sherman came down

00:23:34.120 And gave you guys what for 0.99

00:23:35.460 He got fucking lucky 0.96

00:23:36.600 Pull up a picture of Sherman 0.98

00:23:37.660 Mr. Sherman

00:23:38.420 Civil War

00:23:38.980 He was the man

00:23:39.660 Let's get a look at him

00:23:42.100 I have his picture

00:23:43.860 Hanging in my house

00:23:44.800 Do you really

00:23:45.460 Got Sherman and Grant

00:23:46.300 And Custer

00:23:47.400 Oh George Custer

00:23:49.640 Yeah

00:23:50.020 And he was the one

00:23:50.860 Dating Indians as well

00:23:51.880 I think

00:23:52.260 That's the one

00:23:53.120 With his arms crossed

00:23:53.980 Crazy hair

00:23:54.660 A lot of DIY man

00:23:56.580 A lot of dating Indians yourself

00:23:57.920 You know

00:23:58.280 They had a lot of those dudes 1.00

00:23:59.280 That's out there

00:23:59.940 A lot of them

00:24:01.040 You know

00:24:01.760 Dipping in the corn meal

00:24:03.060 I think you are

00:24:03.940 Brother

00:24:04.260 Bro what would you be doing

00:24:05.440 I mean

00:24:06.820 Just get done committing 0.85

00:24:07.740 A human

00:24:08.300 Just get done committing

00:24:09.420 An atrocity

00:24:10.060 You're not gonna want 0.99

00:24:11.620 To have some sex 0.99

00:24:12.240 Yeah 0.99

00:24:14.360 At this point

00:24:15.980 You've done

00:24:16.440 You're done

00:24:17.180 Right you're done

00:24:17.780 You've sold your soul 0.93

00:24:18.580 You are evil 0.65

00:24:19.440 That's a good point 0.97

00:24:20.760 Let's go

00:24:20.980 Once you go evil

00:24:22.120 Then you're 1.00

00:24:22.760 Fuck it 1.00

00:24:23.300 Then you're in evil 1.00

00:24:24.260 Yeah it's like

00:24:24.660 Normally I wouldn't

00:24:25.220 Just grab this lady 1.00

00:24:26.200 Yeah

00:24:26.600 But 0.99

00:24:27.000 I did just kill a family 0.89

00:24:28.900 Yeah you're right 1.00

00:24:29.860 Damn 0.93

00:24:30.440 It's time to go 0.99

00:24:31.120 That's crazy

00:24:31.860 Once you go full evil

00:24:32.860 You're full evil

00:24:33.720 I didn't really

00:24:34.520 I never really thought about that

00:24:36.000 You know

00:24:36.840 We had a guy that lived

00:24:37.520 Across the street from us

00:24:38.220 Named Brad

00:24:38.760 And I think he killed his mother

00:24:39.980 Who was our

00:24:42.220 Favorite lunch lady

00:24:43.940 Annie

00:24:44.380 Dude and we loved her dude 0.93

00:24:46.880 Yeah

00:24:47.120 And she like

00:24:47.740 One of her hands shook

00:24:49.080 Or both of them shook

00:24:49.960 And she would like

00:24:51.200 Get the food

00:24:51.800 And it was just

00:24:52.400 Your whole town got murdered

00:24:54.120 Oh bro

00:24:54.680 It was such a risky

00:24:55.900 Waiting for the food

00:24:57.820 To get to your plate

00:24:58.820 It was like

00:24:59.760 One of those guys

00:25:00.360 That used to drive

00:25:00.860 The dynamite trucks

00:25:01.820 Back in the day

00:25:02.480 You know

00:25:02.740 On the rocky roads

00:25:04.180 It was just unbelievable

00:25:05.740 Really

00:25:06.120 And then the grandson

00:25:07.380 He got sick of it

00:25:09.440 Well he

00:25:10.360 I think they thought 0.97

00:25:12.160 That if they killed her 0.98

00:25:13.100 She was gonna get 0.99

00:25:13.740 They were gonna get

00:25:14.340 The apartment

00:25:14.840 And they didn't get it

00:25:17.320 No

00:25:17.620 The landlord kept it

00:25:18.860 Somebody else

00:25:20.180 Yeah the landlord

00:25:20.740 Was like

00:25:21.260 That's not how this works dude

00:25:22.880 Yeah dude

00:25:24.100 Just bad 0.99

00:25:25.060 Fucking 1.00

00:25:25.400 Since in fucking 1.00

00:25:25.980 Medieval times 0.99

00:25:27.000 Yeah

00:25:27.240 It was just a lot of 0.99

00:25:28.260 Kill them 1.00

00:25:28.680 And be the heir 1.00

00:25:29.660 To this apartment

00:25:30.440 Yeah just bad

00:25:31.280 Organization man

00:25:32.280 But yeah dude

00:25:33.320 I can't believe that

00:25:34.160 The civil war

00:25:34.860 Would have been insane

00:25:35.480 Dude I have had

00:25:36.760 These dreams

00:25:37.180 Where I go like

00:25:37.840 Undercover boss

00:25:38.960 Into like

00:25:39.680 I don't wanna say

00:25:41.100 Slavery

00:25:41.620 But like

00:25:42.060 I'm like

00:25:42.800 An undercover boss

00:25:43.700 Like in a

00:25:44.380 Like amongst

00:25:45.440 Like a slave

00:25:46.200 You know

00:25:46.560 Slave group 0.94

00:25:47.200 Or something

00:25:47.560 I don't know

00:25:47.900 What they

00:25:48.200 Like I don't know

00:25:50.220 What the correct term is

00:25:51.700 You know

00:25:52.680 But um

00:25:53.840 I always have these dreams

00:25:55.760 Where I go undercover

00:25:56.540 That show

00:25:57.280 Undercover boss

00:25:58.180 Or something

00:25:58.500 Yeah

00:25:58.840 You know

00:25:59.380 Oh okay

00:26:00.500 Yes I get it

00:26:01.520 Sorry

00:26:01.760 Took me a while

00:26:02.520 I was just worried

00:26:03.140 About where this was going

00:26:04.000 Yeah so you're saying

00:26:05.160 You would wanna be

00:26:05.980 A plantation owner

00:26:07.480 That's like

00:26:08.420 Undercover bosses

00:26:09.600 No I'm not saying

00:26:10.960 Anything like that

00:26:11.680 Okay

00:26:12.160 What I'm saying

00:26:12.880 Is this

00:26:13.280 Is that what you said

00:26:13.840 It'd be undercover boss

00:26:16.040 No I'm saying

00:26:17.420 I have had dreams

00:26:18.740 Where I go

00:26:19.380 Undercover boss

00:26:20.420 In like a

00:26:21.560 And I'm like a

00:26:22.140 Form in it

00:26:22.780 Like a

00:26:23.380 Like a

00:26:26.180 Like a

00:26:27.180 I don't know

00:26:28.560 What you call it

00:26:28.900 Like a

00:26:29.280 Like a

00:26:29.820 During slave times

00:26:30.780 Yes

00:26:32.540 Yes

00:26:33.200 And what are you saying

00:26:33.880 So that would be

00:26:35.180 A plantation

00:26:36.240 Yes

00:26:37.180 Okay

00:26:37.840 Yeah

00:26:38.400 So you would wanna be

00:26:39.320 The boss of the plantation

00:26:40.580 No I don't wanna be

00:26:41.940 But then how could you

00:26:42.880 Be the undercover boss

00:26:43.840 Because I'm having dreams

00:26:45.400 Where you do

00:26:45.940 Undercover bossing

00:26:46.880 Where they like

00:26:47.300 Send the boss

00:26:47.860 To work at the plantation

00:26:48.960 I get it

00:26:49.680 Right okay

00:26:50.280 So you wanna be

00:26:51.080 The undercover boss

00:26:52.040 Or are you just

00:26:52.500 Dreaming it up

00:26:53.060 For someone else

00:26:53.760 No no it's not a dream

00:26:55.160 It's not like

00:26:56.160 In my

00:26:56.720 You know like

00:26:58.300 You wrote it down

00:26:59.160 Yeah

00:26:59.720 You woke up like

00:27:01.720 That was a great idea

00:27:02.800 Dude I'm gonna get

00:27:03.500 This done

00:27:04.080 It's not on a vision board

00:27:05.980 Yeah

00:27:06.360 It is just

00:27:07.240 I have

00:27:07.680 Apparations in my head

00:27:09.100 While I'm resting

00:27:09.680 Yeah

00:27:10.260 You know I'm talking

00:27:10.960 About nighttime dreams

00:27:11.780 Yes

00:27:12.080 So you want

00:27:12.860 The owner of slaves 0.66

00:27:15.600 To

00:27:16.380 And how would he be

00:27:17.520 Undercover

00:27:17.920 What would he have to do

00:27:18.840 No you're

00:27:20.120 Suddenly undercover

00:27:21.000 I just keep

00:27:21.720 In the dream

00:27:22.420 I'm undercover

00:27:22.960 And I'm like

00:27:23.380 Oh what do you guys

00:27:24.080 Wanna do today

00:27:24.740 You know but I'm seeing

00:27:25.580 If anybody wants to

00:27:26.540 Sneak out or escape

00:27:27.600 So it's like

00:27:28.400 You're doing it like

00:27:29.160 For bad reasons

00:27:30.420 Yeah I'm like

00:27:30.960 Secret shopper

00:27:32.220 You know what I'm talking about

00:27:33.340 Secret shopper

00:27:34.700 Where people come in

00:27:35.380 And they order the food

00:27:36.140 But they're not really

00:27:36.880 There to eat

00:27:37.340 They're sneaking around

00:27:38.960 For somebody

00:27:39.520 Sure

00:27:39.900 Yeah

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00:27:41.600 Anyway

00:27:42.660 I thought you were going

00:27:43.200 Down there to check

00:27:44.000 On morale

00:27:44.520 And be like

00:27:45.300 How's everybody doing

00:27:46.120 Oh yeah

00:27:46.420 You were going down

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00:27:48.800 Trying to leave 1.00

00:27:49.360 Let's

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00:30:58.280 Here's a

00:30:59.160 Young man

00:30:59.700 And this

00:31:00.060 Guy

00:31:00.280 Seems like

00:31:00.720 He has

00:31:00.940 A lot

00:31:01.180 Of

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00:31:01.860 Let's

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00:31:02.460 Question

00:31:02.720 From

00:31:02.960 Him

00:31:03.300 Hey

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00:31:04.840 Up

00:31:05.000 Shane

00:31:05.300 It's

00:31:05.520 Austin

00:31:06.000 Calling

00:31:06.540 From

00:31:06.840 Denver

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00:31:09.920 The

00:31:10.060 Bigger

00:31:10.320 Patriot

00:31:10.960 You

00:31:11.580 Or

00:31:12.060 Theo

00:31:12.400 Let

00:31:13.580 Me

00:31:13.640 Know

00:31:13.840 Gang

00:31:15.320 Bay

00:31:15.440 Well I

00:31:15.700 Think

00:31:15.820 With

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00:31:17.100 It's

00:31:17.320 Obviously

00:31:17.620 You

00:31:17.900 I

00:31:18.040 Mean

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00:31:19.520 Reenactments

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00:31:20.460 Like

00:31:20.620 That

00:31:20.840 You

00:31:21.140 I

00:31:22.080 I

00:31:22.140 I

00:31:22.840 Don't

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00:31:24.440 I

00:31:25.660 Don't

00:31:26.180 Know

00:31:26.320 Enough

00:31:26.540 About

00:31:26.740 Your

00:31:26.900 Patriotism

00:31:27.560 I

00:31:28.980 Believe

00:31:29.500 That

00:31:30.460 I

00:31:31.320 Like

00:31:31.600 Tradition

00:31:32.220 You

00:31:33.980 Know

00:31:34.120 That's

00:31:34.400 Where

00:31:34.560 I'm

00:31:35.000 At

00:31:35.200 You

00:31:35.380 Know

00:31:35.580 So

00:31:35.920 I

00:31:36.060 Really

00:31:36.380 Like

00:31:36.660 Tradition

00:31:37.160 I

00:31:37.320 Like

00:31:37.520 I

00:31:37.700 Think

00:31:37.840 Tradition

00:31:38.260 Is 0.88

00:31:38.420 Important

00:31:38.780 To

00:31:39.020 Keep

00:31:39.360 A

00:31:40.160 Country

00:31:40.900 A

00:31:41.500 Country

00:31:41.920 Yeah

00:31:42.620 So

00:31:43.280 I

00:31:43.500 Think

00:31:43.740 A

00:31:43.980 Lot

00:31:44.180 Of

00:31:44.280 Our

00:31:44.400 Tradition

00:31:44.740 Gets

00:31:44.960 Killed 0.98

00:31:45.280 Off 0.87

00:31:45.520 These

00:31:45.760 Days

00:31:46.080 By

00:31:46.480 By

00:31:48.600 People

00:31:49.060 That

00:31:49.520 Are 1.00

00:31:49.720 Fucking 1.00

00:31:50.020 Lames 0.99

00:31:50.540 Yes

00:31:51.440 So

00:31:52.700 I

00:31:52.880 Think

00:31:53.100 Yeah

00:31:53.260 I

00:31:53.380 That

00:31:53.500 Sounded

00:31:53.820 Honestly

00:31:54.180 That

00:31:54.380 Sounded

00:31:54.600 More

00:31:54.760 Patriotic

00:31:55.280 Than

00:31:55.420 Anything

00:31:55.680 I

00:31:55.840 Would

00:31:55.940 Ever

00:31:56.100 Say

00:31:56.380 So

00:31:56.660 Really

00:31:56.940 Yeah

00:31:57.540 Like

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00:37:11.320 If

00:37:11.440 I've

00:37:11.540 Been

00:37:11.640 Eating

00:37:11.840 This

00:37:12.040 In

00:37:12.140 My

00:37:12.260 Sleep

00:37:12.580 You 1.00

00:37:13.380 Shit 1.00

00:37:13.680 Outdoors 1.00

00:37:14.100 Yeah

00:37:16.080 It's

00:37:16.480 A tough

00:37:16.780 One

00:37:16.980 I've

00:37:17.620 Never

00:37:17.780 Done

00:37:17.980 You

00:37:18.540 Never 0.99

00:37:18.700 Shit 0.98

00:37:18.860 Outdoors 0.99

00:37:31.020 Not

00:37:31.640 In

00:37:31.760 Toilet

00:37:32.180 A dump

00:37:32.660 Is 0.88

00:37:32.940 Catastrophic

00:37:34.400 Yeah

00:37:35.040 I

00:37:35.260 Think

00:37:35.480 It

00:37:35.620 Kind

00:37:35.840 Of

00:37:35.960 Depends

00:37:36.420 On

00:37:36.600 Where

00:37:36.800 You

00:37:36.980 Do

00:37:37.240 It

00:37:37.380 And

00:37:37.480 How

00:37:37.680 You

00:37:37.860 Do

00:37:38.080 It

00:37:38.200 Because

00:37:38.320 I

00:37:38.380 Got

00:37:38.460 A

00:37:38.560 Feeling

00:37:38.720 You 1.00

00:37:38.900 Shit 1.00

00:37:39.160 Outside 1.00

00:37:39.480 A lot

00:37:39.800 Oh

00:37:40.660 Well

00:37:40.780 Dude

00:37:40.880 When

00:37:41.040 I

00:37:41.140 Was

00:37:41.300 Young

00:37:41.520 They

00:37:41.640 Had

00:37:41.760 This

00:37:41.920 Kid

00:37:42.100 In

00:37:42.220 Our

00:37:42.380 Town

00:37:42.640 Named

00:37:42.860 Mario

00:37:43.340 And

00:37:44.440 And

00:37:44.460 He

00:37:45.940 Died

00:37:46.200 Actually

00:37:46.460 He

00:37:46.580 Drove

00:37:46.740 His

00:37:46.900 Boat

00:37:47.120 Into

00:37:47.460 An

00:37:47.580 Embankment

00:37:48.140 Which

00:37:48.360 Is 0.88

00:37:48.500 Insane

00:37:49.040 And

00:37:49.520 RIP 0.82

00:37:50.020 Man

00:37:50.440 I

00:37:50.620 Feel

00:37:50.780 So

00:37:50.960 Sorry

00:37:51.200 For

00:37:51.360 Him

00:37:51.460 His

00:37:51.600 Mother

00:37:51.760 Was

00:37:51.900 A

00:37:52.020 Librarian

00:37:52.720 And

00:37:52.900 Beautiful

00:37:53.960 Guy

00:37:54.260 He

00:37:54.400 Was

00:37:54.520 Italian

00:37:55.000 I

00:37:55.180 Think

00:37:55.400 Or

00:37:55.540 Semi

00:37:55.820 Italian

00:37:56.260 Yeah

00:37:57.020 And

00:37:57.660 He

00:37:57.840 Would 0.99

00:37:58.040 Defecate

00:37:59.300 In 0.86

00:37:59.420 His

00:37:59.580 Yard

00:37:59.940 And

00:38:00.140 I

00:38:00.260 Was

00:38:00.440 Younger

00:38:00.800 Than

00:38:00.940 Him

00:38:01.200 And

00:38:01.980 For

00:38:02.280 Us

00:38:02.420 To

00:38:02.520 Be

00:38:02.660 Friends

00:38:03.040 I

00:38:03.720 Told

00:38:03.940 This

00:38:04.080 Story

00:38:04.220 He

00:38:04.320 Made

00:38:04.520 Me

00:38:04.680 Bury

00:38:05.100 The

00:38:05.380 Poops

00:38:06.020 In

00:38:06.140 His

00:38:06.260 Yard

00:38:07.260 And

00:38:07.580 So

00:38:07.740 I

00:38:07.860 Was

00:38:07.980 Always

00:38:08.480 Over

00:38:17.460 Moving

00:38:17.800 You

00:38:18.100 Know

00:38:18.260 And

00:38:18.820 Sometimes

00:38:19.020 You

00:38:19.180 Get

00:38:19.340 Too

00:38:19.520 Many

00:38:19.680 In

00:38:19.840 One

00:38:20.000 Area

00:38:20.260 He

00:38:20.540 Make

00:38:20.800 You

00:38:20.980 Move

00:38:21.660 To

00:38:22.000 Another

00:38:22.480 Area

00:38:23.120 Oh

00:38:24.240 Like

00:38:24.440 I'm

00:38:24.600 John Wayne

00:38:25.400 Gacy

00:38:25.900 Or

00:38:26.160 Something

00:38:26.440 Like

00:38:26.700 Oh

00:38:27.600 That

00:38:27.800 Was

00:38:27.960 A

00:38:28.100 Nightmare

00:38:28.500 And

00:38:28.940 Then

00:38:29.180 How

00:38:30.640 Did

00:38:30.800 He

00:38:31.180 Talk

00:38:31.400 You

00:38:31.500 Into

00:38:31.640 That

00:38:31.840 Oh

00:38:32.640 He

00:38:32.900 He's

00:38:33.280 One

00:38:33.400 Of

00:38:33.500 Those

00:38:33.600 Kids

00:38:33.720 That

00:38:33.880 Didn't

00:38:34.000 Even

00:38:34.160 Blink

00:38:34.520 He

00:38:34.660 Was

00:38:34.800 Just

00:38:35.020 Sheer

00:38:36.020 Electricity

00:38:36.540 I

00:38:36.740 Need

00:38:36.900 You

00:38:37.000 To

00:38:37.100 Come

00:38:37.240 Over

00:38:37.400 To

00:38:37.500 My

00:38:37.600 House

00:38:37.880 Yeah

00:38:38.300 Well

00:38:38.660 If

00:38:38.840 You

00:38:38.960 If

00:38:47.460 You

00:38:48.400 Can

00:38:48.500 Judge

00:38:48.720 For

00:38:48.860 That

00:38:49.060 Yeah

00:38:50.320 But

00:38:50.460 Myself

00:38:50.940 I

00:38:51.100 Did

00:38:51.240 Mount

00:38:51.440 Kilimanjaro

00:38:51.900 One

00:38:52.080 Time

00:38:52.260 With

00:38:52.380 A

00:38:52.480 Buddy

00:38:52.700 And

00:38:52.820 I

00:38:52.940 Remember

00:38:53.180 For

00:38:54.660 An

00:38:54.760 Extra

00:38:54.900 150

00:38:55.340 Bucks

00:38:55.800 They'll

00:38:56.220 The

00:38:56.860 Sherpas

00:38:57.220 That

00:38:57.380 Go

00:38:57.560 With

00:38:57.840 You

00:38:58.080 Will

00:38:58.600 Build

00:38:58.880 You

00:38:59.000 A

00:38:59.140 Little

00:38:59.320 Duty

00:38:59.720 Tent

00:39:00.080 Because

00:39:00.540 Otherwise

00:39:00.800 You

00:39:01.120 Gotta

00:39:01.280 Just 0.99

00:39:01.660 Defecate 0.95

00:39:02.600 In

00:39:02.700 The

00:39:02.820 Wild

00:39:03.140 You

00:39:03.600 Know

00:39:03.760 Yeah

00:39:04.020 And

00:39:04.180 There's

00:39:04.320 Other

00:39:04.480 Things 0.95

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00:39:05.060 Out 0.98

00:39:05.200 There

00:39:05.300 You

00:39:05.420 There's

00:39:05.900 A lot

00:39:06.140 Of

00:39:06.240 Animals

00:39:06.460 Out

00:39:06.660 There

00:39:06.800 You're

00:39:06.980 In

00:39:07.100 Africa

00:39:07.440 Yeah

00:39:07.980 So

00:39:08.480 There's

00:39:08.800 You

00:39:09.020 Know

00:39:09.200 It's

00:39:09.840 Weird

00:39:10.020 When

00:39:10.180 You're

00:39:10.360 Out

00:39:10.500 There 0.99

00:39:10.620 Shitting 0.99

00:39:10.800 You 0.99

00:39:10.940 Can

00:39:11.080 Feel

00:39:11.400 Other

00:39:11.640 Things 0.95

00:39:11.880 Shitting

00:39:12.120 In 1.00

00:39:12.220 The

00:39:12.320 Distance

00:39:12.680 It

00:39:12.840 Makes

00:39:13.060 You

00:39:13.340 It's

00:39:14.480 Got

00:39:14.640 A

00:39:14.820 Real

00:39:15.280 Royal

00:39:16.080 Rumble

00:39:16.500 Type

00:39:16.760 Of

00:39:16.900 You

00:39:17.280 You

00:39:17.300 You

00:39:18.200 You're

00:39:18.300 Not

00:39:18.380 The

00:39:18.520 Only

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00:39:18.860 In

00:39:18.940 The

00:39:19.040 Ring

00:39:19.320 You

00:39:19.700 Know

00:39:19.920 And

00:39:21.040 And

00:39:21.060 And

00:39:22.460 So

00:39:22.640 I

00:39:22.820 Remember

00:39:23.020 Being

00:39:23.260 Up

00:39:23.400 There

00:39:23.520 For

00:39:23.660 An

00:39:23.740 Extra

00:39:23.880 150

00:39:24.240 Bucks

00:39:24.560 They'll

00:39:24.740 Build

00:39:24.920 You

00:39:25.020 That

00:39:25.180 You

00:39:25.780 You

00:39:36.460 Thankfully

00:39:36.620 We're

00:39:36.800 Able

00:39:36.940 To

00:39:37.060 Go

00:39:37.240 In

00:39:37.380 There

00:39:37.600 You

00:39:37.860 Know

00:39:38.040 But

00:39:38.400 But

00:39:39.240 There

00:39:39.340 Was

00:39:39.420 A

00:39:39.520 Couple 0.60

00:39:39.660 Times

00:39:39.920 Where

00:39:40.080 We

00:39:40.220 Couldn't

00:39:40.620 And

00:39:40.920 And

00:39:41.660 We

00:39:41.800 Do

00:39:42.200 It

00:39:42.320 Out

00:39:42.460 Out

00:39:42.780 On

00:39:43.280 The

00:39:43.480 Mountain

00:39:44.040 Yeah

00:39:44.660 Kind of

00:39:45.140 Nice

00:39:45.480 But

00:39:47.700 Yeah

00:39:47.840 I

00:39:47.960 Guess

00:39:48.140 That

00:39:48.340 School

00:39:48.560 Lunch

00:39:48.820 Table

00:39:49.000 Was

00:39:49.200 The

00:39:49.340 Most

00:39:49.640 Fun

00:39:49.820 There

00:39:50.260 Was

00:39:50.480 Nothing

00:39:50.980 More

00:39:51.320 Fun

00:39:51.820 Did

00:39:51.980 You

00:39:52.040 Have

00:39:52.160 To

00:39:52.220 Go

00:39:52.320 Church

00:39:52.700 Than

00:39:53.340 That

00:39:53.560 Time

00:39:53.800 Sometimes

00:39:54.160 Yeah

00:39:54.560 I

00:39:54.760 Went

00:39:54.880 To

00:39:55.000 Catholic

00:39:55.280 School

00:39:55.500 So

00:39:55.660 We

00:39:55.780 Always

00:39:56.040 Said To

00:39:56.260 Go

00:39:56.380 Church

00:39:56.720 Those

00:39:57.080 A

00:39:57.660 Fart

00:39:57.900 In

00:39:58.060 Church

00:39:58.380 Is 0.88

00:39:59.040 I

00:39:59.980 Have

00:40:00.180 To

00:40:00.300 Leave

00:40:00.540 If

00:40:01.200 I

00:40:01.340 Heard

00:40:01.700 Someone

00:40:01.980 Fart

00:40:02.280 I

00:40:02.400 Be

00:40:02.480 Like

00:40:02.660 I'm

00:40:02.860 So

00:40:03.080 Sorry

00:40:03.380 Everybody

00:40:03.820 I'll

00:40:04.660 Never

00:40:04.940 Stop

00:40:05.300 Laughing

00:40:05.640 Because

00:40:06.660 The

00:40:07.460 Rest

00:40:07.660 Of

00:40:07.740 The

00:40:07.780 Time

00:40:07.920 It's

00:40:08.060 Quiet

00:40:08.480 So

00:40:08.920 The

00:40:09.060 Only

00:40:09.260 Thing

00:40:09.460 You

00:40:09.540 Can

00:40:09.660 Hear

00:40:09.840 Is 0.88

00:40:10.000 That

00:40:10.200 Off

00:40:11.200 The

00:40:11.400 Pew

00:40:11.720 From

00:40:12.320 Across

00:40:13.140 The

00:40:13.520 Room

00:40:13.780 Just

00:40:14.000 You

00:40:15.960 I'm

00:40:16.440 Just

00:40:16.640 Like

00:40:16.840 I

00:40:18.360 Have

00:40:18.580 To

00:40:18.680 Leave

00:40:18.880 I

00:40:19.460 Have

00:40:19.720 To

00:40:19.860 Leave

00:40:20.120 Yeah

00:40:21.920 Wow

00:40:22.340 Yeah

00:40:22.940 Something

00:40:23.260 Like

00:40:23.500 That

00:40:23.700 Was

00:40:23.900 So

00:40:24.120 Magnificent

00:40:24.680 Why

00:40:25.140 I

00:40:25.280 Had

00:40:25.320 This

00:40:25.420 One

00:40:25.580 Fellow

00:40:25.740 In

00:40:25.840 Our

00:40:25.960 Class

00:40:26.260 He

00:40:26.400 Would

00:40:26.520 Always

00:40:26.920 Walk

00:40:27.340 We

00:40:27.500 Had

00:40:27.620 This

00:40:27.740 Chalk

00:40:27.960 That

00:40:28.160 Was

00:40:28.280 Close

00:40:28.580 To

00:40:28.740 The

00:40:28.860 Wall

00:40:29.180 And

00:40:30.100 He

00:40:30.440 Would

00:40:30.640 Always

00:40:30.920 Walk

00:40:31.760 Back

00:40:32.080 Behind

00:40:32.480 There

00:40:32.740 And

00:40:32.920 People

00:40:33.120 Would

00:40:33.320 Forget

00:40:33.600 That

00:40:33.780 He

00:40:33.820 Was

00:40:33.920 Back

00:40:34.120 There

00:40:34.280 He'd

00:40:34.740 Stay

00:40:34.900 Back

00:40:35.100 There

00:40:35.240 For

00:40:35.380 A few

00:40:35.620 Minutes

00:40:35.920 And

00:40:36.360 Then

00:40:36.500 He

00:40:36.640 Would

00:40:36.800 Just

00:40:37.080 Fart

00:40:37.460 So

00:40:38.560 Loud

00:40:38.940 Like

00:40:39.420 The

00:40:39.540 Class

00:40:39.800 Would

00:40:39.980 Carry

00:40:40.220 On

00:40:40.400 Eight

00:40:40.820 Minutes

00:40:41.120 Later

00:40:41.360 The

00:40:53.500 That's

00:40:54.640 Genuinely

00:40:55.100 Bad

00:40:55.400 Because

00:40:55.660 You'd

00:40:55.980 Startle

00:40:56.340 A

00:40:56.460 Teacher

00:40:56.700 An

00:40:57.300 Adult

00:40:57.600 Would

00:40:57.780 Be

00:40:57.900 Like

00:40:58.100 Is 0.88

00:40:58.680 Somebody

00:40:58.960 Back

00:40:59.300 There

00:40:59.560 Yeah

00:41:00.020 Farting

00:41:00.580 Who's

00:41:02.880 Back

00:41:03.100 There

00:41:03.420 Somebody

00:41:05.400 Else

00:41:05.760 Who's

00:41:06.480 Back

00:41:06.900 There

00:41:07.200 Somebody

00:41:08.800 Is 0.88

00:41:09.060 Farting

00:41:09.640 You

00:41:10.220 Gotta

00:41:10.380 Walk

00:41:10.840 Out

00:41:11.840 The 1.00

00:41:13.780 Fucking 1.00

00:41:14.180 Dumb 1.00

00:41:14.580 Grin 0.99

00:41:14.860 On

00:41:15.000 Your

00:41:15.120 Face

00:41:15.580 And

00:41:18.000 You're

00:41:18.200 Like

00:41:18.380 I

00:41:18.740 Don't

00:41:18.920 Know

00:41:19.080 What

00:41:19.260 That

00:41:20.220 Was

00:41:20.680 High

00:41:23.800 School

00:41:24.120 If

00:41:24.620 You're

00:41:24.860 Young

00:41:25.160 Enough

00:41:25.440 And

00:41:25.600 You

00:41:25.700 Don't

00:41:25.820 Give

00:41:25.980 A 1.00

00:41:26.060 Fuck 1.00

00:41:26.240 About 1.00

00:41:26.380 High

00:41:26.560 If

00:41:26.760 You

00:41:26.900 If

00:41:27.200 You're

00:41:27.620 In

00:41:27.680 High

00:41:27.780 School

00:41:27.900 And

00:41:28.000 You

00:41:28.040 Don't

00:41:28.160 Give

00:41:28.320 A 1.00

00:41:28.460 Fuck 1.00

00:41:28.660 About 1.00

00:41:28.920 It

00:41:29.040 Really

00:41:29.360 And

00:41:29.580 You're

00:41:29.700 Kind of

00:41:29.920 Smart

00:41:30.160 Enough

00:41:30.360 To

00:41:30.480 You're

00:41:30.660 Unstoppable

00:41:31.140 You

00:41:31.480 Can

00:41:32.300 Do

00:41:32.500 Anything

00:41:32.820 Because

00:41:33.280 The

00:41:33.420 Teachers

00:41:33.720 Know

00:41:33.960 It's 1.00

00:41:34.120 Bullshit 1.00

00:41:34.560 It's 1.00

00:41:35.000 Fucking 1.00

00:41:35.300 Bullshit 1.00

00:41:35.920 Dude 0.99

00:41:36.260 Yeah

00:41:37.600 Yeah

00:41:37.840 Because

00:41:38.100 They

00:41:38.680 Barely

00:41:39.060 Finished

00:41:39.440 It

00:41:39.640 And

00:41:45.580 Just

00:41:45.700 Be

00:41:45.840 Like

00:41:46.020 Dude

00:41:46.240 I

00:41:46.820 Promise

00:41:47.240 It

00:41:47.420 Doesn't

00:41:47.660 Matter

00:41:47.900 Yeah

00:41:48.260 Go

00:41:48.540 Wild

00:41:48.960 Go 1.00

00:41:49.620 Fucking 1.00

00:41:50.040 Nuts 1.00

00:41:50.520 Here

00:41:50.860 Because

00:41:51.820 I

00:41:51.900 Was

00:41:52.000 So

00:41:52.120 Afraid

00:41:52.400 Because

00:41:52.520 I

00:41:52.660 You know

00:41:53.100 I'd

00:41:53.280 Get

00:41:53.380 Like

00:41:53.580 Hit

00:41:53.880 You know

00:41:55.060 By

00:41:55.420 My

00:41:55.600 Dad

00:41:55.900 If

00:41:56.060 I 1.00

00:41:56.160 Fucked 0.99

00:41:56.660 Up 0.98

00:41:56.860 Oh

00:41:57.140 Wow

00:41:57.400 Really

00:41:57.680 Yeah

00:41:57.940 Not

00:41:58.140 Like

00:41:58.320 Not

00:41:58.720 If

00:41:59.180 For

00:41:59.420 Me

00:41:59.580 It

00:41:59.680 Was

00:41:59.780 Hard

00:42:00.020 But

00:42:00.300 He

00:42:00.820 Wasn't

00:42:01.020 Like

00:42:01.180 Beating

00:42:01.520 Me

00:42:01.760 But

00:42:02.180 It

00:42:02.260 Was

00:42:02.380 Like

00:42:02.600 That

00:42:03.080 Was

00:42:03.260 Always

00:42:03.540 Like

00:42:03.740 If

00:42:03.840 I

00:42:03.920 Got

00:42:04.060 A

00:42:04.400 Detention

00:42:05.160 Or

00:42:05.360 Something

00:42:05.500 Like

00:42:05.640 That

00:42:05.880 Yeah

00:42:06.180 I

00:42:06.320 Was

00:42:06.340 Like 1.00

00:42:06.440 Fuck 1.00

00:42:06.740 My 1.00

00:42:06.900 Parents

00:42:07.160 Are

00:42:07.260 Gonna 1.00

00:42:07.360 Fuck 1.00

00:42:07.920 Me 1.00

00:42:08.100 Up

00:42:08.240 For

00:42:08.360 This 1.00

00:42:08.580 Damn 0.99

00:42:09.080 You know 1.00

00:42:09.440 Yeah

00:42:09.780 Like

00:42:09.920 I

00:42:10.000 Didn't

00:42:10.140 Care

00:42:10.340 About

00:42:10.500 The

00:42:10.640 Teachers

00:42:11.020 Or

00:42:11.840 School

00:42:12.260 Yeah

00:42:12.720 I

00:42:12.840 Was

00:42:12.920 Like

00:42:13.020 There

00:42:13.240 Is 0.88

00:42:13.540 A

00:42:14.120 Looming

00:42:14.520 Physical

00:42:15.880 Punishment

00:42:16.420 For

00:42:16.700 This

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00:42:56.660 Got

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00:47:08.600 carney nebraska i was wondering who do you guys think would win in a cage fight with you two

00:47:13.340 against each other maybe to the death um maybe just the first one to get penned i don't know

00:47:18.220 it's up to you guys uh anyways gang gang i think you would probably uh i think we would be a good

00:47:25.940 fight yeah yeah it's an interesting thing to do to a guest on a podcast yeah have a guy i'll be

00:47:32.760 like oh let's take some questions yeah do you think you can beat me up dude well that's true 0.97

00:47:37.300 what the fuck yeah i didn't think about that sorry man no it's totally fine uh and i didn't even know 0.98

00:47:42.600 we're gonna have this question actually i think uh i don't know again same thing with the patriotism 0.98

00:47:46.780 i've never seen you in action yeah yeah but i've got probably a hundred pounds on you so that'd help

00:47:52.660 or hurt that's a good point yeah it could be interesting i think it'd be a good match i think

00:47:57.520 so too yeah that's cool um yeah i'm trying to think if there was anything else that was super

00:48:02.840 like we would go spend time like i'm just trying to think of times that were really really funny

00:48:06.900 when you were young like what was the most well once things once girls come into the picture 1.00

00:48:12.260 some of the fun starts it's still there but it changes then it's about being cool yeah there's

00:48:18.000 a certain level of coolness that kind of comes in then as well there's a lot of fun being mean to

00:48:22.180 your friend who's trying to be cool yeah that's fun like when you see a kid trying to pick up a girl 0.59

00:48:26.520 yeah it's very fun to be like yeah you're gay yeah for trying to do that 1.00

00:48:30.840 yeah i'm trying to think of thing other things that were great when i was young 0.88

00:48:35.520 i mean so much of it was fun field trips bro when you were going field trips nuts it was nuts yeah

00:48:42.160 just on the bus on the way to the zoo yeah with your bros oh and girls that was when it was nice 0.78

00:48:47.340 when you started getting horny yeah and then you'd go on a field trip and you'd be like nice i'm 0.99

00:48:51.360 sitting with the girl yeah yes this is so cool we're gonna kiss oh you're like damn melissa's 0.99

00:48:56.040 sitting with shane that's crazy crazy yeah how'd that even happen what a come up dude yeah and 0.99

00:49:00.880 you're like damn he's really changing i guess and then other guys would feel so defeated you're 0.96

00:49:04.800 like i'm still sitting here with freaking marcus yeah you know this dude's ugly yeah but they would 0.98

00:49:09.980 have more fun actually no i would have a but that was so fun when you started dating for the first 0.99

00:49:14.160 time in your life like yeah that shit ruled now it sucks i'd rather hang out with the bros 1.00

00:49:18.540 yeah it definitely if i was on a field trip i would hate it if i was sitting with my fucking 1.00

00:49:22.080 girlfriend oh yeah that's true huh it is interesting yeah you go through these phases 0.98

00:49:28.620 where it's like one is kind of better than the other when you're really horned out bro when you 1.00

00:49:32.600 got your hormones rolling in your body damn man them bitches yeah god i can't believe it yeah you 1.00

00:49:38.940 can't believe this this is so sick yeah holding hands i'm gonna slow dance bro when your teacher 1.00

00:49:44.740 would come over and lean over to tell you something you would see an edge of a fucking 1.00

00:49:48.220 tit we had these weird i would almost throw my dick off of my body it was crazy i couldn't 1.00

00:49:54.000 handle the pressure we had a lady that was like 70 she's like 70 years old huge tits oh great tits 1.00

00:50:01.720 but looking back at it it's like damn that's crazy i was horny for that lady every day for like four 1.00

00:50:07.380 years every day i'd just stare at this lady's old giant tits yes yeah and teachers would try to 1.00

00:50:15.020 dress as unseductive as possible which made it even hotter dude give me that i need to see that 0.99

00:50:21.120 yeah i want that b minus tit i don't mind that i like a good totally covered woman yeah me that makes 1.00

00:50:27.800 me even more horny see that's why i could really see you i could almost see you look like an attractive 1.00

00:50:33.000 amish woman if you had the bonnet on and the full regalia like fucking rosie o'donnell in league of 1.00

00:50:38.200 their own oh damn dude you know who just messaged me the other day was roseanne bar hit me up and 0.99

00:50:42.780 sent me a dv yeah i texted her i don't think she texted me back actually i wish she would i used to 0.98

00:50:48.700 want to tour with her it'd be awesome so cool that would be cool she was so cool man um yeah so now

00:50:56.600 you're are you moving into theaters in some spaces do you like that what's that like i haven't i

00:51:00.100 haven't headlined a theater really actually at all yet yeah um that's i think that's gonna start

00:51:05.400 next year wow we're working on that right now yeah actually this year i'm doing some theaters in

00:51:10.200 england and ireland oh wait i saw that you're going to the shepherd's actually yeah that'll be my first

00:51:15.680 dude that'll be my first one oh yeah wow bro yeah that that audience is gonna flip for you i hope

00:51:22.860 that'll be cool dude that's so cool yeah i'm excited about that are you going to scotland as well

00:51:27.660 yeah glasgow glasgow that's where i went yeah yeah it's probably the same run yeah it probably is man

00:51:33.200 first the first time you did it was probably it's got to be the same promoters probably

00:51:37.300 yeah we get well they let me pick i think at edinburgh and glasgow and i picked glasgow

00:51:41.920 it's just more working class over there you know yeah i'm doing like manchester yep leeds glasgow

00:51:47.940 london and dublin damn yeah it'll be cool and then australia which yeah i've never been over there

00:51:54.020 how's that oh the best don't even do not come back and give yourself an extra week over there bro i i

00:52:00.300 i mean i was there for two weeks doing shows but i should have taken like a week and just stayed

00:52:05.180 just yeah maybe i will do that it's yeah because it's so hard to kind of get back over there

00:52:10.260 yeah i know that's not like i'm excited about it but i'm already mad about the flight yeah it's gonna

00:52:15.780 suck yeah well i think there's just a way to manage it do you do you have trouble with um with the

00:52:22.800 flying and traveling and stuff you kind of okay i don't mind the flying but i usually fly first now 0.88

00:52:26.920 yeah i'm big dude if i sit coach i'm literally i feel bad right because i like i'm i'm the guy 0.58

00:52:33.160 when you see me walking down the fucking aisle you're like please don't sit next to me oh you 1.00

00:52:36.940 know what i mean yeah or at least in my head that's oh right probably right if i was somebody and i saw 0.99

00:52:41.160 me a big long jack yeah don't fucking sit next to me dude you're not gonna fit yeah so i feel bad 0.98

00:52:46.560 so i'm like i'm afraid to touch the person next to me i sit like this for like four hours i'll have my 0.99

00:52:51.820 shoulder yeah it sucks yeah i do that too i would used to actually lace my arms under the seatbelt

00:52:57.120 in front of me like this that's probably put them both yeah it's a good way to keep them there yeah

00:53:00.680 does you keep them there and because i was usually tired and i would i would be an erratic sleeper

00:53:05.660 like that and so i didn't want to hit anybody while i was while i was kind of laying there yeah i was

00:53:09.480 losing it yeah first class flights to australia are like twenty thousand dollars is it really they're

00:53:14.480 crazy well i i definitely noticed this that anything that's expensive is now extremely more

00:53:19.740 expensive like inflation's gotten crazy and um i think they're just billing everything out the

00:53:24.960 wazoo like even i notice now if you get like a suite at a hotel like a regular room might be one

00:53:29.920 180 160 a suite now is like 900 you're like yeah it's just crazy i mean it's just i don't know

00:53:39.280 it's a lot man yeah i hope it doesn't continue to suck it would really blow if we got into like 0.98

00:53:44.680 for real hyperinflation and like shit did go bad what what could happen would suck 0.99

00:53:49.520 do you think you could handle yourself do you have any preparation like do you have any 0.99

00:53:52.520 i don't even i don't have a gun i don't have yeah i live in fucking new york it's hard to go on 0.94

00:53:59.100 can you have you can get a gun there probably yeah probably maybe not in alphabet city yeah maybe 0.99

00:54:04.740 not even there anymore yeah new york if shit started to go bad i'd get the fuck out of new york 0.98

00:54:09.680 right that wouldn't be that'd be the probably the last place in america i would want to be 0.95

00:54:14.020 or get on a ship too there's a lot of ships leaving out of there ships would be good

00:54:17.220 people don't think about that i asked somebody one time where would you want to be if the world

00:54:21.900 was falling apart and they'd be like i'd be i'd get on a ship and go like a couple hundred yards

00:54:25.180 off the coast i'm like yeah oh great idea and just come back in when you need snacks yeah or fish

00:54:30.760 yeah it'd just be like your vending machine yeah what else was i gonna nashville would be good for 0.93

00:54:35.060 that this would be a good area for what shit started going pretty bad but you're centrally low so 0.98

00:54:40.760 there's a lot of people that can really attack you yeah you know i think anyway um 0.92

00:54:47.080 has it been weird after uh the covet ended in new york has it been weird has it been normal do you

00:54:55.680 find yourself missing the pandemic at all yeah i miss the pandemic a lot i left new york i was just

00:55:00.020 at my parents house a lot shit ruled i was down i was down in the basement playing video games 0.75

00:55:04.940 yeah i had an old xbox 360 the ncaa 14 on it i played it for like six months oh yeah his mom 0.99

00:55:11.780 would make dinner it was wonderful god that is nice it was great and it was nice not fucking 0.92

00:55:16.740 drinking every day it was nice hanging out not going to bars just fucking sitting at home i mean 0.92

00:55:22.500 i could do that now but yeah do you do you uh i feel like i missed it too i feel like i missed it 0.95

00:55:28.020 was less people on the roads oh that was the best if you weren't scared of the pandemic it was the best 0.96

00:55:32.640 it was dude i drove across the country at the beginning of the pandemic it fucking ruled 0.97

00:55:37.520 did y'all stay at campgrounds no i just i went by myself i drove out to fucking stanhope's in 0.97

00:55:42.600 arizona it was the best no one on the road gas was fucking 30 cents yeah what was it like going 0.95

00:55:49.940 to stanhope's is it pretty it's wild it is yeah i was ready to go back to my parents basement 0.71

00:55:55.300 yeah i i i i i don't know it's fun they're the best people on earth oh yeah like the most loving

00:56:00.560 people but i was tired it's a lot you know i was a guest i felt fucking weird i was there for like a 0.89

00:56:06.560 month oh what yeah i overstayed pretty hard and were there any clues that you should have left

00:56:12.140 no i was i was like i should leave i'm gonna leave and they're like you don't have to you

00:56:17.960 don't have to this is fine there's a guest house i was just there oh dang was there a pool no pool but

00:56:23.800 it would get weird when i wouldn't hang out like if i spent like a day or two just in the guest house 0.50

00:56:28.980 that was weird so then you feel like yeah i come out and they'd be like does he fucking hate us 0.74

00:56:33.820 oh like no i'm just hung over i'm not you guys yeah i'm trying it's hard and you're in the desert

00:56:40.620 dude doing partying or drinking anything in the day it's like twice as hard on you yeah you wake up

00:56:44.620 it's just like oof i used to be able to hear my eyes click open because they were so dry when i'd be

00:56:49.520 so dehydrated out in the desert and it would click open um what do you think about that

00:56:57.840 elon musk and twitter man i like it yeah what's the holdup what's the holdup i don't know is it

00:57:03.080 just because he's gonna put trump on oh is that it you think that's what his plan is i'm sure he

00:57:07.980 would i think he's gonna be like we need free speech i think he's just gonna open the gates it's

00:57:11.900 gonna be kind of like that um yeah like maybe he'll destroy twitter if he does that i don't think

00:57:16.840 you will i think twitter will be fucking nuts you can do anything i know twitter if twitter really 0.99

00:57:22.120 you could do anything because it's really it's an extremely it's like an alt left app yeah basically 0.82

00:57:26.300 yeah it kind of is now it feels like anyway maybe it's not i don't know i mean they yeah i mean didn't

00:57:33.580 they have like a the head of the taliban still on twitter oh yeah trump was not yeah that's a good

00:57:38.460 point it's like what are we doing and how much i wonder how much like hype they lost and they let 1.00

00:57:43.900 trump go because trump was a fuck i mean he's as ridiculous as it was he carried carried it his 0.99

00:57:48.640 now my favorite thing is his old tweets yeah you ever read those yeah so good it's so good he's like 1.00

00:57:53.400 robert pattinson needs to leave that dog of a woman she's gonna cheat on him i know it it's just crazy 0.61

00:58:00.400 he's talking about the twilight kids the best is when uh barstool um they portnoy interviewed him and was

00:58:07.820 like uh yeah about the tweets and stuff do you ever like kind of proofread it before you put it out

00:58:13.400 like you know sometimes you kind of just rattle it off and then you go to bed he's just he was

00:58:20.280 tweeting yeah that was him i was just down there i was just at mar-a-lago oh i saw that picture did

00:58:25.700 you get to meet him no i saw him though he was hanging out really and there was like no one else

00:58:29.780 there and somebody was talking to me about his tweets like they were with him tweeting and he would

00:58:34.460 just sit there and be like send it and then just a shit storm immediately so dope 50 articles 0.84

00:58:42.780 immediately so crazy dude do you uh what was mar-a-lago like was it uh real fancy it was 0.93

00:58:48.900 extremely fancy but it's small it's small it's not as big as you'd think can you get a it's a motel

00:58:53.880 hotel room uh no you can't you gotta like get like i had to get like clearance yeah like the day before

00:59:00.200 they had to get like my name and all that shit wow yeah because i got some shows coming up in 0.74

00:59:04.240 florida i wonder if i could go there i bet you could wow i bet you could it's crazy there's like 0.95

00:59:08.220 a guy with a machine gun at the front door what like this is what is it it i think it used to be

00:59:13.700 it's like a club you can join it it's like two hundred thousand dollars a year for membership

00:59:18.280 and there's golf too there's no golf course it's like a spa and a restaurant oh wow and that's 0.79

00:59:25.240 that's about it that's two pools yeah and he just lives there basically damn so that's the fun

00:59:31.480 part you get to see him walk around occasionally he plays the music he plays what jays no he

00:59:36.540 doesn't he dj's the music at mar-a-lago it's crazy and what kind of stuff does he choose and

00:59:42.060 is it like when i was there it was hotel california yeah which is crazy and that's also like the most 0.78

00:59:48.120 whitest old song and then it switched from like shit like that and then it went to like proud to be 0.97

00:59:53.960 an american i swear to god and then it would go back to that shit i could have it was like the 0.98

00:59:58.980 beach boys dude i'm super i'm shocked that more black dudes didn't like trunk i think low-key every 0.99

01:00:04.240 black dude kind of fucking love trump i think so because i think that's a yeah because he made 0.95

01:00:09.820 kodak black chills there oh he does at mar-a-lago wow yeah because he was all i mean in the end he's 0.99

01:00:17.300 kind of about bitches and money yeah that was it you know yeah that's a good president yeah 1.00

01:00:24.520 let's give this guy the keys dude see what he does by far the most entertaining president i don't know 0.98

01:00:31.080 if being president even matters anymore it feels like if you're in politics now it almost feels like 0.98

01:00:34.780 it's just ridiculous to even be in it yeah it is kind of embarrassing yeah you look like a dork dude 0.97

01:00:40.720 yeah i guess it's not that important because biden's clearly dead oh i cannot like at a certain 0.86

01:00:47.680 point it's kind of not cool that we put a guy out there who's not well dude it's kind of sad yeah

01:00:53.200 it's like mean right that's what i feel like this is the only way we can win is him right and it's

01:00:57.940 like this is kind of going to embarrass this he's going to ruin his whole legacy well every time he

01:01:02.400 goes up there and speaks you can just tell like you know you can see an old guy when he's not doing

01:01:05.960 real health yeah you know it's fun to see him when he's on though every once in a while there's 0.90

01:01:09.580 glimpses yeah oh shit he's still got it yeah he's firing i've heard he's a super nice guy man 0.63

01:01:14.280 from people that from friends of mine that know him but um i don't know i never i never knew a lot 0.99

01:01:20.260 of politicians every politician in louisiana got busted for sex crimes or embezzlement that's good

01:01:26.520 yeah that's who you want you want someone that's like i'm taking fucking wild risks yeah i'm trying 0.80

01:01:31.820 to get it done yeah that's true i think it's the only real way to be i think you want like a real

01:01:36.900 you want that jesse james in there yeah do you i want i want i kind of wish people would start

01:01:43.240 voting in insane just create the wildest person you could think of two the last two have been 0.99

01:01:47.660 fucking nuts that's true trump was wild yeah biden's crazy yeah these are two crazy picks yeah 0.99

01:01:53.480 last eight years we've had a leader that's like half you know half the country's like dude what are 1.00

01:01:58.660 we doing we've made some wild choices we're like the cleveland browns just shuffling two quarterbacks 1.00

01:02:03.260 first round donald trump god damn it he's a bust we're rolling through it fuck it do you think 0.99

01:02:10.680 he'll run again i don't know i think uh if he does rob desantis won't run the guy from florida right 1.00

01:02:18.380 but then i think desantis it seems like desantis is gonna run yeah and then who the fuck are the 0.81

01:02:22.820 democrats gonna go like who are they gonna pick i don't know they're gonna have to go with 0.80

01:02:28.400 they did biden again if they were like dude four more years he's fine he's just laying down 0.97

01:02:36.660 somewhere yeah they're like he's our guy he's sharp as shit off camera he gets nervous 0.92

01:02:42.100 they do need to try it's laughable but they could you never know fucking laughable i hope they get 0.98

01:02:47.940 hillary oh wow i hope they get hillary i hit dude if we get trump hillary oh again the rematch i'll 0.97

01:02:54.400 go crazy look i was like i didn't vote for trump i never voted i didn't vote for trump this one i'd

01:03:01.720 be like yeah trump's gotta win this like i'd be so pumped dude oh that'd be exciting dude yeah

01:03:08.860 it'd be a good battle oh i think it would be it would just be so good to see them too because 0.99

01:03:13.880 you see them talking shit again oh so good yeah that's the kind of shit the best part i wish that 0.99

01:03:20.080 the vice the president had to pick a vice president from the other it had to be like a 1.00

01:03:24.260 from the other part i always wish that trump and bernie had to be on the same ticket because then 0.86

01:03:30.060 it's like you have this they're gonna have to figure shit out you know you're gonna have to 0.84

01:03:34.280 have some real conversations so lincoln did with his cabinet did he really yeah it was there's a book 0.94

01:03:38.780 called like team of rivals he just got everybody disagreed with oh yeah see you're right there you're a

01:03:44.180 better patriot than i am i think that i mean i had an autograph hacksaw jim duggan poster that's

01:03:50.700 pretty good that's honestly that's kind of more patriotic i don't know i mean he was a construction

01:03:56.200 worker but i don't know if that's more patriotic you know yeah but that's something you like wrestling

01:04:03.380 now um not as much i mean i don't go watch it no have you been recently no well soda took me to

01:04:10.340 one like four years ago yeah i'd never been to one it was actually fucking it's cool to see yeah in 0.98

01:04:15.200 person you're like holy shit this is real it's a real production these guys are getting fucked up 0.99

01:04:18.700 oh i saw a mexican father and son and combined they were probably eight four and they were it was when 0.99

01:04:27.560 the rock came back there's a night where the rock came back it was like 10 years ago and they were 0.84

01:04:31.380 when he came out they were both standing there holding hands bawling crying damn and that's nice

01:04:36.880 oh it was beautiful that's what i was just saying i just saw i just watched wrestlemania i haven't 0.99

01:04:41.100 watched wrestling in years yeah and stone cold came out and i was instantly just like holy shit

01:04:46.820 this is so sick yeah yeah i could i i'm afraid i can't get into it because that would be i don't 0.89

01:04:53.600 need that well you don't need to be a wrestling fan what can you take on yeah you know i can't take

01:04:58.920 that personality on at this point yeah it'd be bad there's no there's not a lot of pros now i will

01:05:04.660 say this you remind me bring up um bring up the big boss man i think you look a little bit like

01:05:10.020 this guy people bring that up a big boss man son i see that yeah i could bring it up that you look

01:05:14.160 up big boss man policeman wrestling yeah i do look like the big boss man but it's funny that we look

01:05:22.260 through things as a lens with racism not because at the time it didn't seem racist it's not like we

01:05:26.360 didn't know but my black friends wouldn't not watch wrestling it'd be like farouk would be out 1.00

01:05:29.900 there the big boss man would come out with a fucking stick a police stick yeah hit him 0.99

01:05:35.000 i mean i think there's certainly yeah i mean you don't want to play this in minneapolis you don't 0.98

01:05:41.320 want to play a lot of big boss man reruns you know there's certain places you want to do stuff

01:05:45.780 what would his finishing move the big boss man i don't know what he would do yeah um but yeah it's 0.98

01:05:51.960 just fun yeah that's just fun as shit but yeah the old promo is like they'd have a fucking 1.00

01:05:55.880 like an arab dude come out and be like iran's the best america can suck our fucking dick so 1.00

01:06:01.500 i'll be like you motherfucker see that's one thing i love about i love it if a crowd wants to change 1.00

01:06:07.120 usa in other countries you're allowed to have so much more like this is our country you know but 0.99

01:06:13.300 here the media i feel like you try to say yeah they've told us to chill the fuck out right our 0.69

01:06:18.600 media tells it we're the only ones doing that totally other countries no i mean now saying chill the

01:06:24.420 fuck out but like other countries are like they're not we have flags everywhere in america everybody 0.87

01:06:29.460 in america is like america is the fucking best or at least that's how it used to be yeah that's how 0.99

01:06:33.760 it used to yeah now it's a little more like actually yeah we have a pretty troubled history yeah like 0.94

01:06:38.420 it go to fucking any other country dude yeah look into anybody's history i'm saying it not you know 0.96

01:06:44.520 not saying it doesn't matter but yeah they're all a little dicey yeah well being a lot existence has 0.98

01:06:50.380 been a dicey run yeah it's been pretty bad yeah um i think you know i don't know i mean i just you

01:06:58.220 know i do my best did you ever do opian in them show no by the time no i was i was i was late i did

01:07:06.000 anthony akumia's show i did jim and sam shit like that oh yeah never opie yeah yeah that's a bummer i've 0.84

01:07:13.640 seen you go on there it was fun on there yeah it was wild on there yeah dude i had so much fun in 0.91

01:07:17.380 there just sitting goofing around i just felt like such a just a it just felt like a real goofball

01:07:22.200 and that's what it was also nice back then when you'd be exciting to be on a show you'd be like 0.99

01:07:25.780 oh shit i've got serious xm today yeah fucking crazy yeah now if i now if it's like a fuck i 0.99

01:07:31.380 gotta go to this podcast fucking radio yeah oh the radio yeah yeah the radio really really it's 0.99

01:07:37.500 on the road yeah i was just starting i was like damn so sick okay gotta do radio not a big deal 0.98

01:07:44.180 yeah like we're over at the radio station doing it yeah it's like i'm not doing it dude it must 0.88

01:07:49.540 be crazy a lot of comedy i i guess i haven't gone into morning radio in a long time thank god i mean

01:07:54.720 it's a blessing not to have to go but remember how hectic it was if you got into a place you get on

01:07:59.320 the late flight sometimes or you get the early flight you get there you have to go straight to

01:08:03.580 the radio station and then you had to try and get a nap in after that which is fine a.m it's always

01:08:08.520 fucking 6 a.m radio and you go in they don't care at all after they're like so what was snl like 0.86

01:08:15.600 every now and then in florida they would care florida likes their radio yeah yeah yeah florida 0.99

01:08:21.120 still loves their radio calta um yeah yeah and they had rochester new york had a good radio station

01:08:28.280 there's still some markets that were pretty sick yeah but it was different man i just hated waking up

01:08:33.920 yeah so hard did you ever uh i remember getting so drunk one night i peed all over my phone it was

01:08:41.060 like when cell phones first came out and i fucking missed it and they were furious oh really people 0.92

01:08:46.160 were so pissed yeah what are they it's okay it was bad oh it was a day where i was supposed to drive 0.86

01:08:54.020 myself over there oh okay so that was the thing i got to do one rogan show and i didn't know that i

01:09:00.420 was going to go up first right so we're just standing there backstage and he's like you guys

01:09:04.500 ready to start the show and we're like yeah and i'd just been kind of like getting busier you know

01:09:09.040 and so like i think i was probably somewhere in my head i'm getting a little bit full of myself or

01:09:13.120 something you know and so then he just gets on the mic and i just assume that somebody else is

01:09:17.720 there and then you go up first and then he's like ladies and gentlemen and i walk out there and 0.94

01:09:22.540 i'm like oh fuck oh shit it's like 3 000 people most people i'd ever been in front of people are 0.89

01:09:27.340 still sitting down and i'm like oh jesus yeah and part of the lights that were still on for 0.98

01:09:32.680 some reason it was just no oh it was so hard man it was so hard that was fun though that was a

01:09:38.880 nightmare bro i mean it was awesome yeah and it was super cool but it was just hard yeah that sucks

01:09:44.200 i've had to do that a couple times yeah we're like you're on the road with someone big and they're

01:09:47.320 like all right you go first we god i shouldn't yeah no but you're like of course and then you get 0.97

01:09:54.480 off stage and fuck i should have killed right but people were literally sitting down and they 0.97

01:09:59.040 they hated me yeah oh that's the feeling i had walk off the stage oh dude i wanted to get out of it 0.99

01:10:04.120 and then i don't even want to get out of the place you want to get out of the whole city you want to

01:10:07.180 get out off the tour you want to get off of the earth when it goes real bad was it um was it was

01:10:12.580 working with louis pretty cool yeah it was awesome that was like a dream did he approach you about it

01:10:17.520 yeah wow yeah it was cool he saw me perform at the cellar one night and he was like laughing and i was

01:10:22.300 like damn that's crazy and then like two days later i got an email from his lady that was like 0.53

01:10:27.660 do you want to come work on the tour i was like yes i was pumped was it when you were was it did you 0.98

01:10:33.900 feel real inferior with his comedy because his comedy is so unique and good it's uh sometimes i'll

01:10:39.240 watch and i'm like oh man yeah for sure i mean but he's one of those like he's so good that i'm not

01:10:44.640 even comparing you know what i mean right like if it was somebody like our age and they were

01:10:50.180 murdering and i wasn't even close i'd be like i actually i don't like them now yeah like something

01:10:54.800 crazy like that yeah and that but with with him it was like yeah he's i think he's the best ever so

01:11:00.300 yeah i didn't yeah it was cool to watch yeah he is he i mean it's just man he's so good i just watched

01:11:06.680 he just ran his i was with him he ran his new hour for the first time after his special i said i was

01:11:12.340 with him the night he ran it and he was like it's funny because he was like nervous he's like writing and

01:11:16.320 like how do i it's killed first time he ever ran it that was when i was sitting in the back like

01:11:21.520 fuck i'm not even close he hadn't even ever practiced it he had run it he had definitely done like 0.92

01:11:26.800 spots but it was the first time he ran it all together yeah someone said that he made and this 0.99

01:11:32.740 is a rumor that i heard 13 million dollars on his special selling it online yeah probably i believe

01:11:38.000 that i wonder if that's true or not i believe it was probably what like 10 bucks 20 bucks yeah that's

01:11:43.500 what i thought yeah because how many people have to buy it then a million oh yeah good call 0.90

01:11:50.160 yeah something like that because i remember asking my agent about it he's like no fucking way 0.80

01:11:55.660 you know yeah but but the agents want you to think that because they want you to sell your special to a

01:12:00.980 um to a also he was running ads did you see any of those uh-uh he was running like he bought ad

01:12:07.420 space on tv was running infomercials that's amazing for the special good for him like funny

01:12:13.020 yeah damn he's so creative yeah um do you find it easier as you've gotten more popular do you feel

01:12:18.780 like it's gotten easier do you feel like it's gotten more complicated has anything changed for 0.97

01:12:22.800 you you think as far as i think stand-up wise it's definitely it's easier which is kind of a problem

01:12:27.940 right you know what i mean right like people just like to see you so it's not even about what you're

01:12:31.900 excited yeah like that this bit sucked and they're like yeah there's something about the element of

01:12:38.280 surprise yeah yeah there's something about being surprising um did they have a lot of uh i'm trying

01:12:47.920 to think of something that could have happened when you were young oh do you remember the first man

01:12:50.740 you ever saw that could have been homosexual or anything like that and you guys were kind of

01:12:53.780 shocked by it i guess we i didn't know because it was priests oh i knew something was weird i just

01:12:59.740 figured it was because he was a priest oh he like spoke with an effeminate voice oh dang but i remember

01:13:05.000 being a kid i mean like maybe it's just because he's a priest he's different oh yeah like god loves

01:13:11.100 him so much that he just has so much love in him that some of it's coming out towards men

01:13:14.760 or more of it than usual yeah yeah i think that was it how about you the first guy you saw you're

01:13:20.440 like damn definitely well we had a they had a mentally handicapped guy in our town and uh 0.96

01:13:25.760 people would be like that guy's gay you know and he wasn't he was mentally handicapped but nobody knew 0.99

01:13:31.200 because he rode like a woman's bicycle and so uh people were always yelling gay at him and stuff like

01:13:38.900 that but he was mentally handicapped you know and he would kind of come by the school a lot but i think

01:13:44.740 it was he was like child-minded yeah so he would just try to be by the school and stuff like that and be

01:13:49.580 friends with other boys and he wasn't gay at all he was just his genetics were gay or whatever you

01:13:55.960 know he was straight but he was just uh mentally unwell i had two guys like one guy he used to ride

01:14:00.780 a tricycle around it was sick he had a tricycle with his a customized license plate on the front

01:14:05.320 with his name on it wasn't he would try to get it it was john he would try to get you he would come

01:14:10.500 up and be like do you like pancakes oh he'd be like yeah yeah like you want to put pancakes in my

01:14:15.360 pants and be like dude john what are you doing like i didn't even i wasn't even afraid as a kid

01:14:21.400 i'm gonna use that like i was just like this guy's wild i didn't even think that it was like he was 0.71

01:14:27.020 trying to rape but i don't know if he was i don't think he was i think he was just having fun breakfast

01:14:32.740 love saying wild stuff yeah yeah i don't want to put that on his name i think he was just riding his 0.99

01:14:37.720 trike around talking shit to people which is a pretty good life oh dude i think yeah if you're living 0.58

01:14:43.760 like that i think living law it's definitely one way to go getting a tricked out tricycle yeah if 0.99

01:14:48.580 you're a mentally handicapped man someone hooks you up with that yeah and then you just get to

01:14:52.440 ride around say whatever you want to like kids oh yeah no one had a problem oh go up to kids and 0.92

01:14:56.720 they'd be like that's john dude he's wild yeah he's wild remember that before everything was before

01:15:02.200 everybody was a creep it was like that guy's wild he has a good time yeah just riding around a

01:15:06.900 tricycle through a neighborhood um yeah i'm trying to think if we had like a guy i mean we had some

01:15:11.920 pedos and stuff as i got a little bit over alleged guys you know yeah um i always i always give it

01:15:17.440 pass to the mentally handicapped pedos oh yeah i can't be mad at them well i'm sure there's a and 0.91

01:15:23.220 i've heard of this um that there's a lot of guys who would let mentally handicapped guys jack them 0.99

01:15:30.000 off or do you know do sexual stuff that's not great yeah no but to like oh oh for them to get it

01:15:37.000 out no for them like the guy wanted to so it's like to help you know i hate to say to help them

01:15:43.620 out but it's like yeah you know the guy wants to so bad and you are trying to help the mentally

01:15:49.680 unwell i guess now that i say it out loud it sounds yeah wait crazy that's totally crazy 0.75

01:15:55.400 it's almost like hold on it's almost like i think this mentally handicapped guy's horny i'll take care 1.00

01:16:00.520 of it guys no i'm gonna let him masturbate me yeah yeah yeah that's crazy fuck man fuck people 1.00

01:16:10.300 are fucked up i didn't even think about that i always thought like yeah man i totally see what 1.00

01:16:15.840 you're saying but now that i really put it on you know put pen to paper it's pretty bad here's a 0.98

01:16:20.300 question that came in right here hey theo hey shane gang gang was wondering what you guys thought

01:16:27.320 about taxidermy i got my impala right there and then got my ram head right here ram head that's

01:16:34.980 the bathroom that from uh matt shane you can talk him into getting one uh you guys down for it bringing

01:16:42.140 the outdoors indoors and uh what kind of taxidermy would you guys like good question man you know a

01:16:47.900 lot of uh you'll see in the urban community do a lot of human taxidermy you've seen that recently a

01:16:51.920 lot of that stuff's been put out there like a brother at you know have him standing by the door at his 0.99

01:16:55.620 own funeral yeah that's awesome that's just pretty live he's putting a blunt in his fucking hand 1.00

01:17:00.000 yeah everyone yeah that's a good way black people do pretty dope shit like that like black people 1.00

01:17:04.180 are hella fearless i think when it comes to death white people are a lot more like traditional with 0.99

01:17:08.240 it i think yeah and black people sometimes will get a lot more uh avant-garde you know um those 0.99

01:17:15.680 african funerals those dudes are holding the casket like dancing and shit yeah shit's so hype 0.97

01:17:19.940 decent way to go ah isn't wasn't new orleans pretty cool about it oh yeah they have like parades and 0.98

01:17:24.960 shit yeah they got good second line parades and stuff like that for weddings and funerals you

01:17:28.800 know people will come out and celebrate you can hire these guys and they'll come out and play and 0.77

01:17:32.560 and everybody kind of gets these towels and you dance a little bit it's got a real that's actually

01:17:37.560 one of the funnest things especially if it's at a wedding you're rolling through the french court

01:17:40.080 and everybody's just letting it go and you're just like uh yeah it's a really good time man

01:17:45.640 everybody's out there in their tuxedos cruising to answer that guy's question the my girlfriend her dad 0.98

01:17:50.800 hunts like crazy like african animals so he's got like a taxidermy room of like all that shit like 1.00

01:17:57.600 the impala and all that and we're gonna i'm gonna get him i bet he's gonna give us two if he passes 0.90

01:18:02.840 away no he's giving them he's mailing them oh wow do you get to pick them out you already picked

01:18:06.680 them out i think they're ones he didn't like but they're awesome you know yeah i have two of those

01:18:11.640 in my apartment wow that's pretty cool man excited about it yeah it is nice yeah well i'm trying to

01:18:15.480 think i almost bought a buffalo not long ago i was price guy the man i thought was price gouging it

01:18:19.960 but it was a buffalo head that's awesome yeah we'll see i think i bet it's still there i thought

01:18:26.420 about driving by but um but that's something i thought about wait he's got it's in a store it's

01:18:30.620 in a store yeah yeah you notice different loves as you get older yeah definitely like the first time 0.96

01:18:36.260 you fall in love it's like crazy i was in college i was like yeah i was such a fucking weirdo 0.87

01:18:41.980 i was like emailing i was like emailing her should we get in a fight i'd be at work after 0.99

01:18:46.800 i'd be like you motherfucker oh yeah sending like crazy yeah yeah it was because email was like it was 0.97

01:18:52.920 almost like a text message back then yeah there was no i'd have to check my emails see if she got 0.99

01:18:58.500 back oh she didn't i'd send another email that'd be the worst yeah how about you are you in love

01:19:07.460 no i'm not in love i i've definitely have been in love um i would like to be in love again yeah

01:19:15.500 you know i think it definitely gets different it gets different when you're young that young love

01:19:21.480 man do you ever buy flowers for a girl anything like that do you ever do any crazy stuff like in

01:19:26.020 front of a group of people you're like dang that dude must be in love trying to think

01:19:29.360 i went to a basketball game once and like gave a flower to a girl at the game like when she was in

01:19:35.120 the stands i think i did that and it was like people were yelling you know people were yelling 0.93

01:19:40.880 the n-word dude i'd be on your ass like it was like i saw a dude do it yeah even though i have done 0.99

01:19:46.060 it if i saw someone else giving a flower to a girl i'd be like pussy it'd be so fun i think i'd be 1.00

01:19:54.720 young pussy yeah it got soft bro it was so crazy and i had so much acne at the time i was afraid to 1.00

01:20:02.900 move my face because i thought a lot of the acne would pop out of my skin that's crazy oh how'd it 0.98

01:20:08.640 go with the flower did she like it it went fine man yeah i feel like it doesn't work like anytime

01:20:13.080 you go crazy like that and like try to do an over-the-top romantic thing with a girl you're not

01:20:18.400 dating oh yeah like if you're like i want to date you i got you this bouquet yeah it's like no she's

01:20:26.340 not into oh dude they had uh i remember i used to work with this one guy named thomas and he sent

01:20:32.180 this girl is like the biggest cinnamon cake ever and i'm like what is a cinnamon cake first of all

01:20:37.620 and uh risk oh horrible rain and she thought he was insane yeah she he sent it to a bar she worked at

01:20:45.820 so she gets to her bar shift and there's a huge like somebody sent you this do you know thomas yeah

01:20:50.720 she's like barely you got me a cake 1.00

01:20:54.440 uh he has to sit there waiting like yeah i wonder how this is going he's probably loving that fucking 1.00

01:21:02.240 cake he just gets a text like never call me again fuck sitting back launching a cake and sitting back 1.00

01:21:12.140 and being like this is gonna go well and then never hearing from the woman again just drop it 1.00

01:21:19.980 you forget about it and now you can't even go to the bar anymore oh never again that's the craziest 0.93

01:21:25.680 never again that bar is gone yeah you gotta burn it down you gotta go that night and set fire to it

01:21:32.220 oh man i'm trying to think of anything of another time i wrote a poem to a girl once oh definitely in

01:21:39.240 like seventh grade yes here's this is the worst part this is like this is one of the most

01:21:44.540 embarrassing things i've ever done yeah it keeps me up at night today uh i wrote a bible verse on the

01:21:51.380 back of it and gave it to her and my friends found it before she got it or she got it and gave it to

01:21:57.280 my friends it was like look how weird this dude is i walked into school the next day my buddy was

01:22:02.080 holding it and i was like dude i'll fight you like teary-eyed i was like don't don't show that

01:22:09.200 to anyone and he already had and of course of course disaster bro a bible verse which one was 0.96

01:22:17.680 you remember yeah it was uh fuck so bad dude it was like song of songs it's like a love book oh yeah 0.96

01:22:24.300 the book of the bible that's about like people falling in love yeah bad dude sixth grade i was like 0.96

01:22:29.720 i love god yeah i loved being catholic in sixth grade god is my girlfriend dude that that guy i

01:22:35.940 remember that guy had a shirt it took a lot for me to tell you that oh dude well i'll tell you i used 0.53

01:22:40.060 to steal a fucking child's bike from my neighbor's yard and i would bike over to this girl's house it 1.00

01:22:46.820 was like four miles right yeah in the middle of the night to go over there and like just kind of suck 1.00

01:22:53.400 on her breasts for a while that's fucking great yeah but then i have to bike all the way back bro it 1.00

01:22:58.180 would take i'll do that today dude the whole bike four miles to suck tits pretty crazy my story 1.00

01:23:04.880 your story was awesome oh yeah my story was the most embarrassing thing i've ever done 1.00

01:23:09.240 you rode a bike to suck tits yeah that shit's awesome how old were you uh you were young that shit's 1.00

01:23:16.060 awesome oh uh no well uh i was probably yes 15 bro that's as good as it gets yeah god 1.00

01:23:26.980 those tits were good back then yeah remember how good a child tits if you were a child yeah of 1.00

01:23:34.260 course bro child on child tits what was that dude right when they got tits you were you were like 1.00

01:23:42.220 dude she's got the biggest tits in the class she's a whore dude that slut with the huge tits 1.00

01:23:47.440 oh look you had no idea what being a whore was you're like it's just whoever has the biggest tits 1.00

01:23:52.380 is a whore oh i remember i called my bus driver a dildo i heard the term and i didn't know what it 1.00

01:23:56.160 was and i was like you're such a dildo and then i had to go to the principal's office and the 1.00

01:24:00.700 principal beat us that's back when they used to beat you he could hit you know oh yeah they probably 0.98

01:24:04.260 kept that going in louisiana for a while right i think they stretched it out they went a little late

01:24:08.660 they got to like the obama administration yeah it was definitely extra inning on that but i remember

01:24:14.820 going to the principal's office man and he would freaking rat he oh he'd rattle he'd get that big 0.68

01:24:19.820 paddles yeah i remember the principals had paddles yeah it's what gave it's what gave them a lot of 0.97

01:24:26.120 their power too i felt like now they're fucking what are you gonna do what are you gonna do yeah 0.97

01:24:30.800 i'm italian yeah they don't have any real power nothing that's awesome i mean i can see how that worked 0.99

01:24:37.220 yeah having a fucking stick behind your desk threatening to hit a child did y'all have 0.96

01:24:42.660 different like clicks and stuff at y'all school yeah for sure yeah regular clicks although it was 0.99

01:24:49.000 a catholic school so you couldn't we had a uniform so it was hard to really express yourself yeah but

01:24:54.980 the goths found their way yeah they hit you with like some eyeliner or something yeah yeah but yeah 0.96

01:25:00.120 everybody's wearing the same fucking thing oh i actually liked it yeah i mean oh i i hated having 0.96

01:25:05.820 this jersey for three days yeah it's good i saw i did see it before it was the first time i wore it 0.97

01:25:11.900 last time oh good and i've never i've wanted to wear a jersey for a long time and you did and now

01:25:16.880 i'm doing it yeah i'm glad you did i'm overdoing it though so oh dude i'll tell you this one night

01:25:21.640 so i talked about this this girl i met at a coffee shop who i tried to like it got so embarrassing and

01:25:26.900 i'd ordered this omelet or whatever and then i'd still sit there and eat it even though like i had

01:25:31.300 like i tried to ask her out but i think i didn't get the words right and she said something and i

01:25:35.860 couldn't even hear it and then i got nervous and just walked away and so then i'm just sitting there

01:25:39.720 with this omelet and i had and i and the way i just just the pain of just sitting there eating

01:25:45.520 the omelet and it's just me and not hungry at all you're just getting rid of it the only reason i

01:25:50.120 went there was to talk to her and i couldn't do it all right anyway the next time i go back in there

01:25:54.600 i was like three months later um after everybody had eaten the cinnamon cake and uh she uh she's

01:26:02.020 like oh my gosh people called here and uh and even called my boss so and i was like wow that's crazy

01:26:09.440 that's awesome though yeah they're like you never should have divorced the rat king that's what they 0.99

01:26:14.440 said like divorce yeah it's crazy that's pretty hype dude that's wild um well shit man i know you got 0.95

01:26:22.700 a tour going on yeah you know i don't want to keep this thing alive any longer than it feels like 0.89

01:26:27.680 bro i'm so hot i feel bad bro dude congrats on all your success man and where can people if they

01:26:33.460 haven't seen your tour they want to come see you uh shane m gillis.com okay yeah excellent yeah go

01:26:39.680 check out shane if you haven't seen him um you know there's just nothing like him i think there's

01:26:45.640 nothing like watching somebody who's having so much fun uh and that's what i noticed when i'm

01:26:51.620 watching you man and uh yeah thanks for coming and hanging out man i appreciate it you're the man

01:26:55.000 gang baby

01:26:55.660 now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be

01:27:03.540 cornerstone

01:27:05.780 oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this peace of mind i found i can feel it

01:27:14.560 in my bones

01:27:16.660 in my bones

01:27:16.680 but it's gonna take

01:27:19.600 a little time

01:27:22.320 for me to set that parking brake

01:27:26.220 and let myself unwind

01:27:28.940 shine that light on me

01:27:32.940 i'll sit and tell you my stories

01:27:38.640 shine on me

01:27:43.020 and i will find a song i will sing it just for you

01:27:51.520 and now i've been moving way too fast on the runaway train with a heavy load of my past

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 03, 2022

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