This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E402 That Hot Heat

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00:00:29.760 You gotta have a smooth sack this time of year.

00:00:33.460 It's summertime, you gotta get that sack tight. 0.98

00:00:36.460 Get that thing looking damn. 0.99

00:00:38.340 Like a little walnut, baby, you know what I'm saying. 1.00

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00:01:19.460 Hello, hello.

00:01:21.300 Happy July.

00:01:24.380 Happy July to you.

00:01:25.740 I want to thank you.

00:01:26.340 I'm happy to be here with you.

00:01:27.860 I'm happy to be just, you know, sitting here anecdoting with you.

00:01:31.820 And just being in your ears, just, you know, creeping my way into your brain, I'm happy.

00:01:40.620 I'm happy that you're here.

00:01:41.820 Happy July to you.

00:01:45.360 I just got out of an ice plunge.

00:01:47.240 I've been doing a lot of ice bathing.

00:01:52.080 You know, I got an ice bath and this company called Blue Cube, they make them.

00:01:56.440 And I get in there and I need it right now.

00:02:01.140 You know, I feel real fortunate to have it because I need it.

00:02:05.520 Because something is happening right now.

00:02:08.680 And I'm talking about the heat, baby.

00:02:11.740 The heat.

00:02:13.900 It is.

00:02:14.580 I mean, it is.

00:02:16.540 You go outside, you say, dang. 1.00

00:02:21.300 It's just like a bunch of damn lights just fucking you. 1.00

00:02:25.400 It's hot. 1.00

00:02:26.440 It's damn hot.

00:02:29.340 You see people, you know, people, you know, you see a kid running through the playground.

00:02:34.220 Even his hair gets just burnt off his head. 1.00

00:02:36.340 Damn. 1.00

00:02:37.660 Damn bald children running around. 1.00

00:02:41.200 Oh, just a bunch of hot-headed little kids. 1.00

00:02:43.620 Just steam coming off their head.

00:02:46.700 Tickling each other.

00:02:48.940 And doing swing setting.

00:02:51.340 You see it. 1.00

00:02:52.380 You see somebody lose a damn eye. 1.00

00:02:55.340 A strong piece of sun hit them and they lose an eyebrow. 0.99

00:03:00.280 Somebody, Mr. Ronnie, showing up to work, half a mustache.

00:03:03.040 They got some strong Rays out there.

00:03:10.660 And I'm not talking about Sugar Ray Leonard or Sugar Ray the band who was all right.

00:03:14.980 They were all right.

00:03:16.700 I'm talking about Ray, baby. 0.99

00:03:19.380 The Lord's damn long arms, son. 0.99

00:03:25.620 Mother Nature got that hot nut up there. 1.00

00:03:28.560 Just busting. 1.00

00:03:30.360 Damn. 0.99

00:03:30.680 I mean, it's hot. 0.99

00:03:31.340 I got in my truck yesterday.

00:03:35.440 I couldn't even touch the, I couldn't touch anything.

00:03:37.300 I got out. 0.98

00:03:39.720 I said, shit, I'm just going to go. 0.99

00:03:41.240 I'll do a damn, uh, I'll just call them. 1.00

00:03:47.180 I'll do it. 0.98

00:03:47.760 I can't, I can't do, I can't touch the wheel.

00:03:49.780 Can't the seat.

00:03:50.540 And God forbid you still have those metal plug-ins for your, um, uh, seat thing that you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you're out of work now.

00:04:03.480 You can't get to work.

00:04:08.020 It is, I mean, it is hot.

00:04:11.880 There's heat everywhere. 0.90

00:04:15.860 There's just, I mean, the sun, it's just fucking looking for people. 1.00

00:04:20.540 Irish people are dying. 1.00

00:04:24.140 They're dying.

00:04:25.500 Name 40 Irish people right now.

00:04:28.860 I bet you can't.

00:04:31.500 And that's the S-U-N, baby. 1.00

00:04:35.300 That's that other bitch, baby. 1.00

00:04:37.040 That big dog in the sky. 1.00

00:04:39.860 That big orange ginger MF-er, son. 1.00

00:04:42.840 You know what I'm talking about.

00:04:44.500 Son.

00:04:45.400 Sunshine. 1.00

00:04:47.840 That bitch is beating people. 1.00

00:04:51.000 That bitch is beating people. 1.00

00:04:55.100 It's dang, it's hot. 1.00

00:04:59.520 You know, you see a, uh, a cat run through a puddle and burn his damn, burn the hair off his legs. 0.99

00:05:08.080 You see a, you know, you see a bird take two sips out of a bird bath and fucking just fall over. 1.00

00:05:14.520 Just damn death soup he ate. 1.00

00:05:23.460 We can't handle it. 0.99

00:05:24.820 And I, you know, I just, I don't know how to stop it.

00:05:32.200 You know, you can do prayer, you can do umbrellas. 0.96

00:05:36.440 But name, you know, you almost got to write a damn hymn on the outside of an umbrella to even get a little respite from the heat. 1.00

00:05:45.080 Like, this shit's cooking you, son. 1.00

00:05:48.600 Fuck. 1.00

00:05:50.380 I walk to, I feel like a damn TV dinner halfway through the yard. 1.00

00:05:53.640 I'm going to the mailbox. 1.00

00:05:55.600 I'm like, fuck. 1.00

00:05:57.640 I feel like a damn Salisbury steak. 1.00

00:06:00.100 Damn, I can't handle it. 1.00

00:06:04.500 And then I start hearing, oh, you a little bitch. 1.00

00:06:06.960 Some of the sun will say that. 1.00

00:06:08.100 What? 1.00

00:06:08.400 You, this shit is, this, this heat is for real. 1.00

00:06:12.020 This shit's from fucking Detroit, son. 1.00

00:06:16.940 It's a different time. 1.00

00:06:18.320 Flowers have given up.

00:06:19.340 I haven't seen a flower since May. 0.99

00:06:21.600 Them bitches is gone. 1.00

00:06:24.120 They're potpourri now. 0.99

00:06:25.500 You see, you know, you had a rose bush. 1.00

00:06:27.920 That bitch is potpourri now. 1.00

00:06:29.260 It's all, it's steamed out. 1.00

00:06:33.420 Your garden, it's steamed vegetables.

00:06:35.320 You didn't even want them steamed. 1.00

00:06:36.340 Them bitches is steamed, son. 1.00

00:06:37.720 You better eat now. 1.00

00:06:40.600 It's a wrap.

00:06:44.380 And I don't know.

00:06:45.420 People say that it's, you know, global warming.

00:06:48.300 People say that it's the end of times.

00:06:51.900 And, you know, it's tough to know exactly what Mother Nature has planned.

00:06:59.120 Because we started with the Ice Age.

00:07:02.200 That's when Mother Nature, they had so much meat running around in the world. 0.98

00:07:06.360 Mother Nature said, damn, I'm going to save some. 0.99

00:07:11.080 Hit it with that ice, baby. 0.99

00:07:12.400 That big freezer box. 1.00

00:07:13.720 Damn, bam. 1.00

00:07:16.940 I mean, hell, you go up with a good pickaxe and a George Foreman grill and a knife and fork up through the Antarctica. 1.00

00:07:25.860 You're going to be living thick, baby.

00:07:28.280 You're going to be eating well. 1.00

00:07:29.940 Because that's the damn ice box up there. 0.99

00:07:37.080 But it's hot and it's warm in the world. 0.99

00:07:38.920 And I hope you're keeping cool, finding a way.

00:07:40.900 Somebody yesterday mentioned the gas prices to me.

00:07:46.960 I said, gas? 1.00

00:07:47.840 It's fucking, it's hot as fuck. 1.00

00:07:51.460 The last thing anybody needs is gas. 1.00

00:07:53.700 I don't care how, I don't care if that shit is 40 cents a gallon, bitch. 1.00

00:07:57.860 I don't want no gasoline. 1.00

00:08:01.540 Dude, you try to fill your car up, you fucking damn. 1.00

00:08:05.100 That's a carb-a-cue, son. 1.00

00:08:06.640 You fucking going to get roasted, you idiot. 1.00

00:08:08.720 You idiot. 1.00

00:08:10.900 I just call in, I do work over the phone. 1.00

00:08:17.480 That's it.

00:08:19.700 People want gasoline, but you out of your mind.

00:08:23.420 This ain't no time for that.

00:08:25.920 We don't need that.

00:08:28.780 We don't need that, man.

00:08:33.180 It's a wild time, man.

00:08:35.500 It's a wild time going on out in the world.

00:08:37.540 I even saw in the news, this is in the news.

00:08:40.900 If you believe in news, and that's okay if you do not. 0.92

00:08:45.860 That bees, bees, bumblebees, baby, God's little hit men are ejaculating themselves to death in heat waves.

00:08:56.740 Bees across Europe may die from the severe heat plaguing the continent this week, ejaculating explosively as they do. 1.00

00:09:09.340 A doctor said, we don't know exactly why, but drones ejaculate when they get too stressed. 0.73

00:09:20.400 Ejaculation kills them because it basically eviscerates their abdomen. 0.98

00:09:25.000 They bust big, son.

00:09:27.360 A bee, that thing. 1.00

00:09:28.880 Black and yellow, black and yellow.

00:09:30.380 That thing.

00:09:30.720 That's that little winged skeet demon. 1.00

00:09:34.900 That thing, a bee, son.

00:09:36.100 That thing.

00:09:38.100 This happens during natural mating, too.

00:09:40.560 Drone honeybees always die after mating. 0.98

00:09:44.600 That's a tough time right there.

00:09:46.340 When bees are ejaculating and dying because of the heat.

00:09:53.520 Too much heat, you know, and the bee, they bust out and just eviscerate into the universe.

00:10:00.560 They can't handle it.

00:10:02.500 When animals' nuts is busting because of the heat.

00:10:07.220 When the heat just got these little insects, just sun coming.

00:10:12.780 That's something, baby.

00:10:14.060 That's the dark earth, baby.

00:10:16.340 That's not good.

00:10:18.000 That's when the devil's at the door.

00:10:21.040 Knock, knock, baby. 0.99

00:10:22.340 Who's there?

00:10:23.640 Bees, baby. 0.74

00:10:24.760 Bees who? 1.00

00:10:25.980 Bees nuts, son. 0.99

00:10:29.080 Bees are fucking blowing up. 0.99

00:10:32.940 That's how hot it is. 0.99

00:10:34.740 The animals are fucking just, bam, I'm out. 0.99

00:10:40.600 You got to take care of yourself. 1.00

00:10:44.060 And you got to take care of your cousin. 0.86

00:10:47.840 Put a cold rag on your cousin's neck. 1.00

00:10:51.000 Put an ice cube in the baby's ass, son. 1.00

00:10:54.880 We got to take care of each other. 1.00

00:10:56.620 It's a new time out there. 0.99

00:11:03.160 And the sun is fucking people. 0.99

00:11:09.560 People getting damn, just heat aids on their face. 0.99

00:11:12.740 You see somebody got heat aids on their neck. 0.99

00:11:15.540 Because the sun just, just done, done, done, just damn got them. 0.98

00:11:22.540 Just, just, you know, bees are flying by and just, damn, just skeeting out, blowing up. 0.99

00:11:30.800 It's time to take care of ourselves. 0.99

00:11:33.100 And it's time to take care of each other.

00:11:34.820 I believe we can do it.

00:11:40.120 Now let's get into the episode, baby.

00:11:42.760 Welcome to this past weekend.

00:11:49.700 Come on.

00:11:50.260 I'm on a karma.

00:11:59.080 Yeah.

00:12:00.780 Feels real good out there.

00:12:02.480 I've been so blue.

00:12:04.340 Mm-hmm.

00:12:05.440 He's on a karma.

00:12:07.900 I'm on a karma.

00:12:11.980 Feels so good to have a brand new view.

00:12:14.740 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:19.360 Well, I just broke up with my baby.

00:12:23.120 Now I can finally get the love on you.

00:12:26.540 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, yeah, yeah.

00:12:28.440 Come on.

00:12:30.520 Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street.

00:12:33.600 When the mayor came and said to me, you're on a karma.

00:12:38.920 You're on a karma.

00:12:41.620 And it's plain to see.

00:12:43.260 Between you and me, we got so much lovin' and chemistry.

00:12:47.680 It's gonna come up.

00:12:50.180 It's gonna come up.

00:12:53.000 Well, good things keep on comin'.

00:12:56.000 And there ain't gonna be no runnin'.

00:12:58.740 I'm gonna come up.

00:13:01.460 It's gonna come up.

00:13:05.080 Yeah.

00:13:07.520 I like that one.

00:13:08.780 And I like the young man that makes that music there.

00:13:13.940 And that is Eddie Ninevolt.

00:13:18.700 The come up.

00:13:20.440 And I like them.

00:13:21.280 I like that music.

00:13:23.800 I like the sounds that come out of them.

00:13:26.120 I like the...

00:13:27.580 It makes me feel excited.

00:13:30.740 It makes me feel hopeful.

00:13:32.280 It makes me feel like I'm back.

00:13:37.440 I'm feeling good.

00:13:38.980 I just got out that cold plunge.

00:13:40.800 I've been doing a lot of things like that recently.

00:13:42.740 I got a trainer that I've been using.

00:13:47.740 I feel fortunate enough to be able to afford that.

00:13:50.120 And I got a trainer that I've been using.

00:13:53.000 And, man, it's been...

00:13:56.740 It has been helping me to a level I can't even explain.

00:14:03.240 I went six days this week.

00:14:11.880 And I feel...

00:14:12.860 I mean, I just feel...

00:14:15.240 You know, I feel more outside of myself.

00:14:20.120 I don't feel as inside of myself, you know.

00:14:23.480 And I don't feel as in my head.

00:14:26.380 Because now I'm using my body.

00:14:28.140 I've got a lot of my blood.

00:14:29.440 And a lot of my energy, which was just whirling around in my head.

00:14:35.760 Which is not a safe place to be.

00:14:39.560 Now it's kind of dispersed out.

00:14:43.500 And I feel a little more even.

00:14:47.780 You know, I think a long time ago, as human beings, we had to use our senses.

00:14:52.680 And we had to use them in the world.

00:14:55.000 You know, you had to be like...

00:14:56.800 Oh, there's a...

00:14:57.660 You know, if you walked out into the woods, there's a lion, possibly. 0.98

00:15:02.440 And you might hear a damn little warbler in the distance. 0.95

00:15:05.180 And he might be giving you a clue. 0.99

00:15:06.620 Oh, there's a lion.

00:15:09.920 And you'd have to be careful.

00:15:11.160 Because maybe there would be a...

00:15:13.160 Poison ivy.

00:15:15.260 Or poison sumac.

00:15:17.480 Or some...

00:15:18.180 You know, something.

00:15:20.260 But you'd have to be aware of your surroundings.

00:15:23.380 Yet, you know, all your feelings were outside of you.

00:15:27.660 You had to look at the sky.

00:15:29.480 What is the weather?

00:15:30.240 What is the air feeling?

00:15:31.520 What's going on here?

00:15:35.800 So all of our feelings used to be outside of us.

00:15:38.580 You had to be aware.

00:15:39.440 You had to survive.

00:15:40.180 And then, humanity, we got our...

00:15:46.560 Society, especially in America, we got into more like...

00:15:52.560 Everybody's comfortable enough.

00:15:57.200 We all have a bed.

00:15:58.540 We all have a roof.

00:16:03.120 You know, it's safe enough.

00:16:05.420 We don't...

00:16:05.740 You know, we don't...

00:16:06.320 All of our senses, we haven't used them like that in a long time.

00:16:10.840 So now, my sense is, I feel like a lot of times, they go...

00:16:13.980 They've started to go inward.

00:16:18.260 Because there's...

00:16:19.100 That alertness, that...

00:16:21.340 That...

00:16:22.340 It's not...

00:16:25.520 It's not necessary in the outside.

00:16:27.160 So now, they've all gone inward.

00:16:29.800 But they're still hunting the lion.

00:16:31.860 They're still looking for something that's uncomfortable or dangerous or alarming.

00:16:36.380 And so, that's where I feel like a lot of our mental health is now.

00:16:43.720 It's like...

00:16:45.600 The senses that we used to use in...

00:16:50.340 To survive, we don't need them outside of us anymore.

00:16:55.720 So now, those senses, they're lurking around inside of me looking for lions.

00:17:00.940 But there is no lions in me. 0.98

00:17:06.360 Unless I'm some kind of damn centaur or something, there is no lions in me. 0.98

00:17:10.760 Or unless I've eaten a couple cuts of lion. 0.98

00:17:12.840 So it just...

00:17:16.760 It finds this...

00:17:17.720 You know, anything that's a little spooky, it finds, like, things from my past or fears.

00:17:25.020 It finds...

00:17:26.740 It finds some trouble, but it makes it feel like it's a lion, you know?

00:17:32.800 I don't know if that makes any sense, but to me, part of it does.

00:17:38.520 It's like...

00:17:39.760 All those senses we used to use need to survive.

00:17:44.520 Because we're wandering around in a world in the open.

00:17:51.560 Having to go into caves and see if it was safe to sleep.

00:17:55.240 You know, having to, you know, know when the sun's coming up so we could navigate the next day.

00:18:06.520 We had to just be...

00:18:08.420 A lot of our alertness was outside of our body.

00:18:11.360 Because it needed to be.

00:18:13.820 But I've been feeling...

00:18:15.140 I've been feeling a little better, you know?

00:18:18.440 And I've just been...

00:18:20.200 Yeah, just trying to focus on taking care of myself.

00:18:22.660 Yeah, just, you know, going to more meetings.

00:18:27.920 Spending time with friends.

00:18:29.500 Doing some things that I don't want to do.

00:18:32.480 Some time to get out of my comfort zone.

00:18:36.160 Even the ice plunge, the ice bath.

00:18:38.320 That's... 1.00

00:18:38.840 I don't want to get in that bitch. 1.00

00:18:41.320 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:18:43.120 That thing... 0.62

00:18:44.260 It's...

00:18:44.700 It's uncomfortable.

00:18:47.360 But I need...

00:18:48.400 You know, I...

00:18:49.300 I don't know.

00:18:50.480 I'm finding...

00:18:52.660 I don't know.

00:18:54.780 I'm just...

00:18:56.700 It's working.

00:18:58.160 So I'm just sticking with what's working right now for me.

00:19:03.120 What else is happening?

00:19:04.440 What else has been going on?

00:19:05.820 I went to...

00:19:08.460 Jimmy John had his summer camp.

00:19:11.120 The sandwich man.

00:19:12.280 The sandwich mogul.

00:19:14.040 You know, he's a friend of mine.

00:19:15.140 And he's been a guest here on this past weekend.

00:19:18.140 And he had his summer camp.

00:19:19.960 So I went out there and got to do some fishing with Emeril.

00:19:24.300 Emeril was out there.

00:19:25.260 The chef.

00:19:25.800 The famous chef.

00:19:27.960 And, you know, he likes to fish.

00:19:31.380 And I like to fish.

00:19:33.280 So we got out there.

00:19:34.200 A couple Louisiana guys.

00:19:35.640 And that was beautiful.

00:19:36.400 Just to get to be on a, you know, fishing boat and ask him about desserts.

00:19:42.360 That's what I did mostly.

00:19:44.680 You know, I just...

00:19:45.780 I mean, I just kept whispering little desserts by him, tiramisu.

00:19:50.360 You know?

00:19:53.280 And I would just say stuff, you know, just like potatoes au gras.

00:19:57.240 You know, I would just kind of mumble little recipes under my breath and stuff and see if...

00:20:01.560 And you'd see him sometimes.

00:20:03.960 You know, you'd see him.

00:20:04.820 He could pick up or, you know.

00:20:07.360 He could...

00:20:09.220 If you throw out a low decibel recipe around that man, he'll hear it.

00:20:12.700 That's just where he's at.

00:20:15.240 But that was really beautiful, man.

00:20:16.880 That was exciting.

00:20:17.700 Just fun.

00:20:18.760 Caught some bass.

00:20:21.240 And I think caught me a little amberjack.

00:20:24.160 And what else?

00:20:28.440 I'm trying to think of what else has been going on.

00:20:30.880 Oh, not too much.

00:20:35.380 You know, I'm taking a little break off of dating.

00:20:38.280 So I haven't been doing any dating. 0.98

00:20:40.460 Trying not to touch my junk, bro. 0.99

00:20:42.920 Trying to stay off that freaking skeet handle. 0.99

00:20:48.040 Yeah. 0.73

00:20:49.500 That's really about it.

00:20:50.920 I don't know if anything else...

00:20:52.300 Oh, I went to dinner over at Kid Rock's house.

00:20:56.360 That was amazing.

00:20:58.300 We had a nice time over there.

00:21:00.320 And he's got a spinning table in his living...

00:21:02.720 In his dining room.

00:21:04.560 And it's like it spins around.

00:21:07.360 So if you...

00:21:08.260 You know...

00:21:09.540 You can get... 1.00

00:21:11.320 You know, you get up to go pee and you come back and you're damn... 0.99

00:21:15.100 You don't know where you are. 0.94

00:21:16.580 You know, it's almost like double dutch.

00:21:18.200 You're just waiting for the chance to get back into your seat. 1.00

00:21:21.060 To get back to your damn appetizer. 1.00

00:21:22.960 That bitch is eight, nine feet away now. 1.00

00:21:26.080 You know? 1.00

00:21:27.160 You half a Caesar salad. 1.00

00:21:28.560 That bitch is damn 40 degrees away now. 1.00

00:21:31.880 Because the whole table... 1.00

00:21:33.440 It all...

00:21:33.780 The whole thing spins.

00:21:34.960 So you can all...

00:21:35.880 You can just continually pass by this beautiful outlook over the mountains and stuff.

00:21:42.180 And it's nice, man.

00:21:43.840 It was really, really...

00:21:45.060 It was...

00:21:46.020 It's just beautiful.

00:21:47.180 And they had scenic...

00:21:47.960 The food was nice and...

00:21:52.960 Yeah, it was just good, man.

00:21:56.000 You know?

00:21:56.380 It was just interesting.

00:21:57.600 I never spin on something like that.

00:22:00.100 Where the table...

00:22:02.960 You know?

00:22:04.660 It kind of...

00:22:05.300 It's...

00:22:05.540 You know?

00:22:06.920 It's trying to get you dizzy. 1.00

00:22:08.280 Almost like it's trying to fuck you. 1.00

00:22:10.880 You know? 1.00

00:22:11.400 If...

00:22:11.600 You know?

00:22:11.880 If it's...

00:22:13.380 You know?

00:22:14.080 I don't know if it's trying to do that.

00:22:15.220 But if you got dizzy enough and laid there, I bet it would... 1.00

00:22:19.220 I bet it would fucking touch your ass a little. 1.00

00:22:23.540 I bet. 1.00

00:22:24.600 I don't know.

00:22:26.060 I wasn't over there that long.

00:22:29.820 But yeah.

00:22:30.420 Just had a nice time there.

00:22:31.400 And I'd gone up to Jimmy John's summer camp up in Wisconsin.

00:22:34.460 And his family's all there.

00:22:35.940 And that was beautiful.

00:22:38.880 Caleb Presley was up there.

00:22:40.300 He's been a guest here.

00:22:42.120 So it was nice to get to see him and spend some time.

00:22:47.040 And yeah.

00:22:47.860 Just fished and ate.

00:22:49.840 And had some nice dreams that night.

00:22:52.420 And...

00:22:53.100 Just staying alive.

00:22:54.840 That's it.

00:22:55.720 Just staying alive at the moment.

00:23:00.000 I'm trying to think of something else I wanted to share.

00:23:03.300 Oh, I got my hair...

00:23:06.680 I had a hair surgery a few weeks ago.

00:23:10.980 So...

00:23:11.140 I got a few more taken out the back and plugged into the front somewhere.

00:23:17.140 So...

00:23:17.700 Because I was shedding.

00:23:18.960 I was shedding a little.

00:23:20.020 I had some hair loss.

00:23:22.160 So...

00:23:22.800 That's nice. 0.98

00:23:23.640 You know how I had to re-enlist them bitches in the front. 1.00

00:23:26.860 You know? 0.99

00:23:27.200 We had to support our troops, baby.

00:23:28.900 So I'm glad to have a little bit extra...

00:23:32.660 You know?

00:23:33.420 We'll see. 0.99

00:23:34.920 Hopefully they put in something damn fucking beautiful up there. 0.99

00:23:37.600 Hopefully I get a damn cornrow up there or something. 0.99

00:23:40.560 Something beautiful to pop out. 0.99

00:23:42.660 You know?

00:23:43.060 I take care of my mind and my brain by going to therapy.

00:23:48.200 And by being active.

00:23:51.640 Those are ways that I do.

00:23:52.900 And my therapist helps.

00:23:54.400 You know?

00:23:54.680 I see a woman right now that's a therapist. 0.99

00:23:56.780 And a man, actually.

00:23:57.740 I got two therapists right now.

00:24:00.520 And...

00:24:01.000 You have to.

00:24:02.620 You got to take care of that brain.

00:24:04.540 You got to let it get things in and get things out.

00:24:07.160 With the help of someone else.

00:24:10.000 It's like your car.

00:24:11.360 You know?

00:24:11.560 You got to clean under the seats.

00:24:13.380 You know?

00:24:13.700 You got to get that gunk out.

00:24:15.020 Throw out that...

00:24:15.520 Throw out that old banana.

00:24:17.680 And there are plenty ways to support a healthy brain.

00:24:21.500 And one of those is BetterHelp Online Therapy.

00:24:26.220 BetterHelp has helped me.

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00:26:39.380 Make ship happen.

00:26:41.260 And I want to thank, you know, the last touring, we did a tour through Florida, and some fella

00:26:50.100 made me a real nice amulet from a wrist.

00:26:53.180 It's a real nice little amulet.

00:26:54.580 And then someone, a lady knitted me a rat king, a doll, a cross-headed doll of me, and a rat. 0.90

00:27:13.280 And if you're watching on YouTube, we'll have the picture in here right now so you can see it.

00:27:17.320 But, man, it just, you know, I just felt so lucky.

00:27:23.100 I just, just the, just the support.

00:27:26.320 I just appreciate it.

00:27:27.940 And we put on some fire shows, too.

00:27:30.100 Fire!

00:27:32.160 So, so that's kind of what's been going on with me, you know.

00:27:36.540 We took a week off of the show a few weeks ago.

00:27:39.700 Gonna take another one off in the future.

00:27:43.420 So, just getting, you know, just feeling, taking it easy, taking care of myself, doing

00:27:51.280 the fitness, doing the cold plunging, um, on my medicine.

00:27:57.200 You know, I'm saying I'm milligrammed up.

00:28:00.600 Uh, I'm back on medication, so that's, uh, I think it's okay.

00:28:06.580 You know, I'm not trying to be too crazy about it right now.

00:28:09.460 I went down that ayahuasca road and got out there and really was just, you know, just 0.99

00:28:17.000 surfing on my own dick out there, you know. 0.93

00:28:19.540 And sometimes, uh, it was definitely helpful and amazing. 0.99

00:28:24.940 Um, but I'm, I feel like I'm happy with, uh, what's going on right now.

00:28:30.800 So, um, I'm on, I think I'm on Lexapro, I don't know, or the cheap one.

00:28:35.900 You know, that's where I'm at. 1.00

00:28:38.900 I take that cheap bitch, son. 1.00

00:28:42.140 The name you can't even pronounce. 1.00

00:28:43.840 You're like, ah, fuck it, I'll take it. 1.00

00:28:45.840 I'll take that bitch, boy. 1.00

00:28:48.520 So, uh, that's what's kind of new in my life. 1.00

00:28:53.340 Not doing no love right now, not doing no sex. 0.97

00:28:56.620 Um, and yeah, just trying not to, uh, touch my wiener or nothing and just hoping I bust 0.98

00:29:08.620 at night.

00:29:09.160 That's what I'd like.

00:29:10.240 Like one of them bees, baby, just buzz, baby.

00:29:13.300 You know, just hoping I just lay there and just, you know, just hoping God touches me

00:29:18.160 in my sleep.

00:29:19.640 Praise God, baby.

00:29:20.760 Uh, we got some beautiful calls and videos and everything that came in from you guys.

00:29:27.340 Um, I want to get into some of that because I haven't heard from you in a while.

00:29:31.260 I know we had a few guest episodes in a row, uh, but I was so excited to talk to Mike Perry

00:29:37.120 and, uh, I was excited that riffraff came through.

00:29:40.980 And so we had to get those into you and I'm glad that we did.

00:29:44.820 Um, as always, the hotline is nine, eight, five, six, six, four, nine, five, zero, three.

00:29:52.880 Uh, some great calls that came in from you.

00:29:55.540 So I want to hear some of those now.

00:29:59.460 Hi, Neil.

00:30:00.200 This is Alyssa in New Orleans.

00:30:02.100 I first want to say thank you.

00:30:04.360 Alyssa, thank you for the call in New Orleans, baby.

00:30:08.840 Noland, baby.

00:30:10.000 Nolands.

00:30:11.500 And, um, and yeah, I love New Orleans, you know.

00:30:15.600 I love spending time there as a child and my dad got stabbed over there by a brother

00:30:22.520 one time with a screwdriver, but, um, but we had, you know, we had a lot of nice times

00:30:30.800 also.

00:30:31.140 And also, um, my, um, my dad had a buddy and he had, uh, one of his limbs, he had a limited

00:30:43.500 limb, one of his limbs wasn't very long, his leg, one of his leg just didn't want to, you

00:30:49.360 know, was just didn't want to fucking do it all. 0.89

00:30:51.520 And it was shorter than his other leg. 0.96

00:30:53.980 And he used to stand on this piece of concrete all the time.

00:30:57.060 He wouldn't leave it because he looked even on it and he looked real even on it.

00:31:03.080 And he'd stay over there and stand on that thing, you know?

00:31:06.220 And, uh, that was beautiful.

00:31:09.080 Pretty beautiful to see that, see a man just be in one place all the time, just evened

00:31:13.920 out because he had that chunk of concrete under one of his limbs over there. 1.00

00:31:18.160 Beautiful shit. 1.00

00:31:19.140 Onward. 1.00

00:31:19.580 Sorry, I'm, I'm chatting.

00:31:21.140 What else you got there, Alyssa?

00:31:22.240 Thank you so much for all the work you do.

00:31:23.960 And I really appreciate how transparent you are and how artistic you are.

00:31:28.800 Oh, that's sweet of you, uh, miss.

00:31:30.800 I appreciate it.

00:31:31.660 Onward.

00:31:32.520 So really quick question.

00:31:33.980 I just want to get your opinion about, uh, tall women. 1.00

00:31:37.880 I'm.

00:31:38.280 Mmm.

00:31:38.800 Mmm.

00:31:39.700 Mmm.

00:31:40.980 That's what I'm saying out the gate.

00:31:42.940 Mmm.

00:31:43.720 Yum.

00:31:45.020 Onward.

00:31:45.760 I myself am 5'10", and my partner is 5'10", 5'11".

00:31:50.240 It doesn't bother me.

00:31:51.940 I mean, I used to have like an issue growing up, just like with my own posture and things

00:31:57.240 like that.

00:31:57.820 I mean, I'm definitely more confident now.

00:31:59.640 I keep yoga.

00:32:00.940 You know, I take care of my body.

00:32:02.840 I stand tall, what have you.

00:32:04.300 But, I don't know.

00:32:05.100 I just wanted to get your opinion, like.

00:32:07.360 Look, I'll tell you right now, I like a tall woman. 0.93

00:32:11.520 You know, I like a, you know, a little portable woman too, but a tall woman. 1.00

00:32:16.100 And, well, I guess it's, I guess it's, it's some men are, feel afraid of it.

00:32:24.380 You know, some men, I think they want it.

00:32:26.480 They consider and be, some men will marry tall women because they also want to marry a man. 0.67

00:32:31.800 They consider and gay.

00:32:32.840 And, and if you're, if I'm, but, but they're afraid to either be gay or they are not gay.

00:32:42.140 And so they just get a tall woman. 1.00

00:32:44.140 It's how, you know, they say, you know, maybe I would love to have a man, but I'm not doing it.

00:32:49.340 So I'm just going to get a tall woman, you know, and cut her hair short and put her in jerseys and stuff. 0.99

00:32:55.480 You'll see a lot of times you'll have a dude out there that seems kind of like, you know, like he could, you know, be for men. 0.98

00:33:04.200 And he'll have his wife there and have her in a damn Dennis Rodman jersey and with a damn fade on the side. 0.99

00:33:10.020 And you're like, damn, he really carved her up. 1.00

00:33:13.740 You know, he really carved her up. 0.99

00:33:17.220 So, uh.

00:33:20.000 Or what are you asking about?

00:33:21.080 Oh, I like a tall, I like a tall bird.

00:33:24.660 You know, I like that lady. 1.00

00:33:26.080 Hell yeah.

00:33:27.020 That long, that long lady. 1.00

00:33:32.940 I like that run and jump up into that bitch's arms. 1.00

00:33:36.580 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:33:38.580 I like a tall, I like a nine feet tall.

00:33:41.180 Get that bit way up there.

00:33:42.560 I can't even see her.

00:33:44.640 You know, I'm just, just, just puss level with her.

00:33:48.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:49.400 I'm just, that's why, you know, that'd be fine. 1.00

00:33:52.180 I like a long, you know, hang a damn bird feeder off her ear. 1.00

00:33:55.880 I like get her two earrings, damn bird feeders. 1.00

00:33:59.100 That bitch up there babysitting warblers. 1.00

00:34:01.400 And I'm down here hanging out by them pockets, baby. 1.00

00:34:04.280 You know what I'm talking about, puss. 1.00

00:34:07.120 So, I think that, yeah, I like a long woman, too. 0.50

00:34:11.900 Because sometime, uh, also, if you're, if you go somewhere and you all meet, need to meet up in a group, like at a concert or something, y'all can meet up.

00:34:21.140 Meet up at the tall lady.

00:34:23.600 Let's meet up at Belinda.

00:34:25.820 At 7 p.m., meet up at Tiffany.

00:34:29.540 I like that.

00:34:32.140 So, yeah, I like a long woman.

00:34:34.240 I like a long leg sometime.

00:34:37.700 You know, they had a lady had one leg that came out to one of the shows, I think in Texas. 0.99

00:34:43.460 And she brought that bitch out and let me hold it. 1.00

00:34:47.260 Fucking awesome, man. 1.00

00:34:48.460 Almost damn teared up. 0.99

00:34:49.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:52.600 You know, every time I get a hold of a damn good orthotic, I fucking, I can feel the wells start filling up inside of me. 0.99

00:35:00.380 God. 0.99

00:35:01.800 Because we had a place by us, probably on the other side of these little woods, they had a little place they made orthotics over there.

00:35:08.800 Extra limbs.

00:35:10.900 And sometimes they wouldn't, you know, they didn't have some faulty ones or people had used them.

00:35:17.900 And they had some refurbished and they couldn't get the knee right or whatever. 0.91

00:35:22.020 Or the fucking ankle only, you know, they had, one of them had an outward ankle or something on it. 0.99

00:35:26.600 And they just tossed them bitches. 1.00

00:35:27.800 So, as children, we'd go get up, we'd go, you know, scavenge over there sometime. 1.00

00:35:34.240 Roll out of there with a couple of damn, you know, cruise out of there with an arm. 0.97

00:35:40.040 Cruise out of there with a couple feet. 0.99

00:35:42.760 You know, half a little sack of phalanges, bro. 0.99

00:35:45.140 We'd, you know, just fun shit. 0.98

00:35:47.960 Halloween, you know, especially around Halloween, we'd try to get over there, see if you'd get anything. 0.99

00:35:52.480 And sometimes you'd get you a good rubber leg that somebody had had.

00:35:56.120 Yeah.

00:35:57.800 I remember one fellow just kept, I guess he'd taken a pen and just kept writing his name into this rubber, kind of rubber leg, you know, just Ernie, Ernie, Ernie.

00:36:08.800 He'd written the dude, I guess, unless he was writing somebody else's name.

00:36:15.660 But he, you know, pretty cool.

00:36:18.220 Anyway, but yeah, I like a tall women. 1.00

00:36:21.380 You guys are doing good and I like seeing y'all out in the world.

00:36:24.420 You know, and we need all types of women. 1.00

00:36:29.240 So I'm glad you're out there, Alyssa.

00:36:31.200 Thank you for the call.

00:36:33.420 We got another question came in right here.

00:36:36.220 This is a caller.

00:36:39.720 Onward.

00:36:41.660 What's up, brother man?

00:36:43.360 This is John calling from Illinois.

00:36:45.560 What's up, John, up there in Illinois.

00:36:50.560 And I like Illinois, you know, used to pee in a guy's car up there.

00:36:55.940 And he was nice about it.

00:36:57.380 And I'm grateful for that, man.

00:36:59.360 I love that place.

00:37:00.340 And my mother grew up out there in Wyoming, Illinois. 1.00

00:37:03.520 And she used to really, you know, she used to enjoy her childhood up there and stayed as a big place in my heart.

00:37:13.820 Onward.

00:37:15.800 I had a question for you, dude.

00:37:18.220 For one, I'm taking a dookie right now.

00:37:20.260 I apologize for that.

00:37:22.380 Dang, Bubba.

00:37:24.700 But at least you're efficiency.

00:37:27.480 You know, you're doing efficiency, brother.

00:37:29.800 And I don't like it.

00:37:31.720 But I respect it.

00:37:33.980 But, uh, so my dad had just recently passed.

00:37:37.840 And he was an amputee and had a fake leg.

00:37:42.660 Bruh.

00:37:43.380 I want to save that leg.

00:37:46.520 Take it to ball games and everything else and shove beers out of it.

00:37:51.160 You think that's a good idea or what?

00:37:54.880 Look, I appreciate you calling, man.

00:37:57.100 And, um, this is crazy.

00:37:58.620 We're just talking about this.

00:38:00.740 And so, you know, I have a little bit of experience with extra limb.

00:38:05.720 And I'm going to say this, man.

00:38:07.120 First of all, yeah, you got to do something with it.

00:38:12.280 You know, put it to use, man. 1.00

00:38:14.560 That thing, that damn, that tibia or whatever, that bitch got magic in it. 1.00

00:38:18.580 You know, it's the last piece of your father you have. 1.00

00:38:22.000 You know, maybe hanging in the garage.

00:38:23.720 And, you know, like some people hang a tennis ball so they know when to stop the car. 1.00

00:38:27.260 Hang that bitch right there. 1.00

00:38:30.020 Every time, you know, the windshield of your Dodge Neon or whatever hits that thing, you're going to remember pops. 1.00

00:38:36.940 And you're going to stop the car.

00:38:38.320 Stop for pops.

00:38:39.260 It could be a little moniker.

00:38:41.740 You know, every time, stop for pop.

00:38:43.540 Bam.

00:38:43.900 Hit that leg.

00:38:45.300 That's beautiful, bruh. 1.00

00:38:47.140 Or put that bitch in it. 1.00

00:38:48.280 Get some damn, light some candles around that bitch and ask it questions. 1.00

00:38:52.580 That bitch has got powers in it, bruh. 1.00

00:38:55.380 You got here chugging beers out of it. 1.00

00:38:57.960 Like a fucking homeless kid, dude. 1.00

00:39:00.260 Are you out of your mind? 1.00

00:39:02.200 That's a piece of your damn father. 1.00

00:39:04.960 And you're doing business calls and shitting. 1.00

00:39:08.480 Come on, bruh. 1.00

00:39:09.480 I mean, is it, you know, your dad lost his fucking leg so you could sit around and do shit calls? 1.00

00:39:18.640 I don't think so, baby. 1.00

00:39:21.480 I don't think so.

00:39:23.820 You know what that makes me want to do? 1.00

00:39:25.320 That makes me want to vape on this fucking plant. 1.00

00:39:32.740 That's what you get, boy. 1.00

00:39:35.660 Take care.

00:39:36.380 It's the last piece of your father.

00:39:37.480 You know how much I'd get, I'd love to have a piece of my dad. 0.99

00:39:41.080 I'd love to have a damn earlobe of my father's or something. 0.99

00:39:46.160 You know, when you out here with a whole damn limb, bruh. 1.00

00:39:49.900 When you fucking sipping damn blue moons out that bitch or whatever. 1.00

00:39:55.660 Get your life together, bruh. 1.00

00:39:59.140 Get off the shitter and get out in the yard and fucking hit dingers with that bitch. 1.00

00:40:04.480 You know? 1.00

00:40:05.080 Drive down the street at night and hit people's mailboxes. 1.00

00:40:09.440 Give your dad a fucking life, bruh. 1.00

00:40:12.460 A fake leg never dies, man. 1.00

00:40:15.220 And a fake leg never dies, bruh.

00:40:19.960 It's halfway between ghosts and human, man. 1.00

00:40:23.120 And you got that bitch. 1.00

00:40:25.680 You know? 1.00

00:40:26.280 Sneak that bitch into the Olympics, dude. 1.00

00:40:28.200 Get a job running the torch and then surprise them. 1.00

00:40:31.840 Light that bitch at the top. 1.00

00:40:34.140 And run that, you know, run it to wherever. 1.00

00:40:37.160 Damn Iowa, you know, Cedar Rapids. 1.00

00:40:38.960 Run that bitch over there. 1.00

00:40:42.260 Throw, you know, have, let the kids have a sleepover and just hum that bitch into the tent in the middle of the night. 1.00

00:40:48.380 Fuck them up, bruh. 1.00

00:40:49.520 But do something, man. 1.00

00:40:53.560 Do something special.

00:40:56.680 But live a little, man.

00:40:58.440 That's what I tell you to be real honest with you.

00:41:00.240 I'm sorry for getting angry at you.

00:41:03.860 But somebody has to tell you something, man.

00:41:07.520 Maybe that's why he left that, bruh. 1.00

00:41:09.720 So you could get a kick in the ass and get some motivation going. 1.00

00:41:13.240 Gang, baby. 1.00

00:41:13.900 Let's get into another call.

00:41:17.600 What else we got here?

00:41:20.780 Hey, this is Hunter from Kentucky.

00:41:22.860 Hunter.

00:41:25.000 From Kentucky.

00:41:27.460 That checks out.

00:41:29.520 Onward.

00:41:30.440 Called earlier and left the message.

00:41:32.160 I got kind of nervous, so I kind of cut it short.

00:41:35.680 Well, I appreciate you calling back, man.

00:41:37.480 Yeah, I know it can be kind of hard to just leave a message if it's something that means something to you.

00:41:43.660 Or even if it doesn't, I know it's a lot for you guys to just put your voice in there.

00:41:48.000 And so I appreciate it.

00:41:49.100 And it's okay if you have to call back.

00:41:51.480 Thank you.

00:41:52.000 Onward.

00:41:52.940 I just got a question.

00:41:55.820 I struggle with a lot of anger and stuff like that.

00:41:58.600 And I kind of take it out on my wife and stuff sometimes.

00:42:02.600 I mean, I'm young and stuff like that.

00:42:04.000 I'm only 20 years old.

00:42:04.940 And I wonder if you got any advice about controlling anger or maybe controlling myself a little bit more to make my days go better.

00:42:21.420 And stuff like that.

00:42:21.860 I get mad and I'm like, I gotta go to work and stuff like that.

00:42:24.200 Man, I just abolished me.

00:42:25.800 I don't know why.

00:42:26.960 But, man, I love you.

00:42:28.140 I love the podcast.

00:42:29.440 It's awesome, man.

00:42:31.200 Gang, baby. 0.75

00:42:32.360 Thank you for the call, bub.

00:42:35.000 I'm sorry that you're dealing with this.

00:42:36.740 And I appreciate you calling about it.

00:42:40.620 You know, it's nice that you care enough.

00:42:42.400 You know, you care enough about your wife.

00:42:43.800 You're able to get a little oversight of yourself.

00:42:48.540 You know, you're able to see, okay, this anger isn't helping me.

00:42:52.760 You know, I was dealing with a lot of anger a few years ago, even eight months ago.

00:43:03.200 I just wanted everything to be a certain way, you know.

00:43:07.580 And I couldn't control everything.

00:43:10.780 And so that left me angry.

00:43:15.280 I was like, this needs to be like this.

00:43:16.640 I couldn't control everything.

00:43:18.720 And that left me real, real angry.

00:43:21.780 I was having a tough time.

00:43:25.000 And some things that I've done for me is I've started a little bit of meditation.

00:43:30.080 You know, just 10 minutes, put my timer on.

00:43:33.660 You can look up some YouTube videos how to meditate.

00:43:36.640 And that helps give me a little more space.

00:43:39.840 Before I'm going to get angry, it gives me a little more space between me and the world.

00:43:45.140 Because the world is going to make me angry.

00:43:51.680 And if I'm right on top of the world, then whenever something happens, I'm right there.

00:44:01.140 But meditation starts to give you a little bit of space between the world and you.

00:44:05.420 It just gives you a little bit of space.

00:44:07.100 I find that that helps.

00:44:11.500 I find that asking God to help, you know.

00:44:17.320 God, I find myself being really angry.

00:44:21.100 You know, and it affects me and it affects my loved ones.

00:44:28.020 And I don't like it.

00:44:30.840 You know.

00:44:31.740 And God, can you help me to figure out what's going on?

00:44:37.100 And if you believe in God or not, it can be the universe.

00:44:43.700 It can be a higher power.

00:44:47.600 But putting it out there like that, it kind of makes you feel not so alone about it.

00:44:52.820 And you'll start to get some feedback from the world, from God, from whatever you believe.

00:44:59.800 You'll start to get some feedback from it.

00:45:05.960 Yeah, I'm trying to think of what was really, you know.

00:45:10.340 And this would be a good one if people have some suggestions for Hunter about how to handle this anger.

00:45:15.820 And I guess I can't really tell if it's about your wife or you're just saying that it comes out towards her.

00:45:21.260 But one thing I've also noticed for myself is even going back to just doing fitness and stuff, that's been helping me a lot.

00:45:30.240 You know, it's been helping me get out of myself.

00:45:32.200 Just, it just gets a lot of energy out of me.

00:45:38.260 And it makes me feel more in control.

00:45:40.360 A lot of times I feel anger when I'm not in, I'm not in control in some way.

00:45:48.680 And so anger just comes out.

00:45:54.820 Let me try and think about it for just a second.

00:46:02.140 You know, I didn't like being angry, man.

00:46:04.440 I'd find myself, I could, I was literally watching myself behave ways that I didn't want to be.

00:46:18.720 And a lot of it was because for me it was control.

00:46:24.560 I wanted things to be a certain way.

00:46:26.200 They weren't that way.

00:46:27.620 Certain things, and I couldn't control it all.

00:46:34.440 And so for me, I started to have to get a higher power.

00:46:38.040 I had to get a higher power that helps me.

00:46:40.140 It's not, it's out of my control.

00:46:43.240 Oh, and thank God it is.

00:46:45.240 Because I can't control everything.

00:46:47.920 And I was trying to.

00:46:50.700 And now it's like, hey God, that's your job.

00:46:53.620 You do it.

00:46:54.660 You're doing it anyway.

00:46:56.120 I'm just pretending I am.

00:46:57.800 And it's causing me a lot of frustration.

00:47:01.500 So those are some things that helped me.

00:47:03.640 But I'd love some suggestions actually for Hunter.

00:47:06.300 And we can put those at the end of an upcoming solo episode.

00:47:10.740 Just hit the hotline, 985-664-9503.

00:47:17.680 But thank you, man.

00:47:18.680 I'm going to play that part again where you talked about what was going on.

00:47:23.520 So people can know how to respond.

00:47:26.020 I struggle with a lot of anger and stuff like that.

00:47:28.180 And I kind of take it out on my wife. 0.96

00:47:30.520 And so sometimes, I mean, I'm young.

00:47:33.100 And so with that, I'm only 20 years old.

00:47:36.020 And I wonder if you got any advice about controlling anger, controlling myself a little bit more to make my days go better.

00:47:46.980 And so with that, I get mad.

00:47:48.020 And I'm like, I got to go to work.

00:47:48.980 And so with that, I just, it bothers me.

00:47:51.380 I don't know why.

00:47:51.800 Gang, baby. 0.75

00:47:54.260 Oh, another thing that I do, I started doing is when I get up in the morning, you know, and I'm kind of lucky, I think, because I have some time right now to do this.

00:48:07.100 So, but I'll do a small prayer.

00:48:09.060 I'll do a meditation.

00:48:09.960 And then one of the first things I do is I'll check in with other people.

00:48:14.960 I start checking in with other people.

00:48:18.820 You know, I'll call different friends.

00:48:20.580 I'll just check in.

00:48:21.240 What's going on with you?

00:48:22.080 What's going on with you?

00:48:23.960 So then I'm not thinking about myself.

00:48:26.080 I'm thinking about them.

00:48:28.620 And that takes some pressure off of me, I notice.

00:48:32.000 There's also, you know, you could do a 12-step program.

00:48:37.980 There's like, you may have anger and resentments in your life that you don't really know about.

00:48:44.780 You know, there's all types of, there's Al-Anon, there's CODA, there's ACOA, Adult Children of Alcoholics.

00:48:58.180 I'm not saying that you, any of that is part of your life.

00:49:01.400 I'm just trying to think of, you could even just go do one of those programs and it would help you solve some of these things.

00:49:08.280 You know, if you did a 12-step program, there may even be one for anger specifically.

00:49:13.360 And you can go to Zoom and you listen to other people talk.

00:49:17.140 And one of them is going to say something that's really going to help you.

00:49:24.160 But, you know, having gratitude, writing gratitude lists.

00:49:28.140 You know, it's hard to be angry and grateful at the same time.

00:49:34.300 Oh, and I just, I got this grateful shirt on today.

00:49:37.040 This is from our boy Dustin Poirier from his shirt.

00:49:41.600 You can, he has these shirts.

00:49:43.440 And anyway, man, I'm sorry you're dealing with that.

00:49:45.800 But I'm glad you're at a young age, bro.

00:49:48.380 If you're looking at yourself to see what's going on with you, and it's awesome that you care about your wife and, you know, you want to figure some of this out.

00:49:56.160 And you recognize that it's hurting you, that it's hurting your world.

00:49:59.880 You know, that's powerful, man.

00:50:01.460 So, right there, that's really, you know, you should feel good about yourself for that.

00:50:07.620 I think that's really special.

00:50:10.220 You know, I was angry for a long time.

00:50:12.960 I had a lot of anger and resentment towards my past and family and stuff like that.

00:50:20.120 And, uh, and I'm still working through that stuff and, uh, I'm hopeful about it.

00:50:26.900 So, uh, but we'll try to get some suggestions from people and throw those on at the end of the next episode.

00:50:32.300 Uh, but keep your head up, baby gang, man.

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00:54:08.740 All right, let's see.

00:54:10.240 We got a call that came in right here.

00:54:14.500 This is an update from someone.

00:54:17.600 Hey, Theo, this is Jordan.

00:54:20.080 Calling in from Mandeville, Louisiana.

00:54:22.780 What's up, Jordan?

00:54:24.040 Over there in Mandeville, baby.

00:54:26.580 And my God, I spent a lot of good time over there.

00:54:29.200 And I remember the night that the Taco Bell opened up and people were damn fired up. 0.99

00:54:36.160 People were fucking beating their stepchildren and drinking Dr. Pepper and just fucking, you know, and just, God, people were excited. 0.99

00:54:43.820 And me and my buddies got all high. 1.00

00:54:49.500 You know, we was high on something.

00:54:52.260 You know, probably whippets and weed. 0.77

00:54:54.240 Maybe the W's.

00:54:55.380 We were making it through the alphabet that year and we got pretty far.

00:54:59.360 And, uh, we got all baked out and was headed to the Taco Bell like everybody was. 0.99

00:55:07.160 The whole fucking town was over there. 1.00

00:55:09.000 Probably had 200 people at that bitch. 1.00

00:55:11.620 And I pulled up and got out the van and my damn step-parents were right there, bruh. 1.00

00:55:17.960 Damn, dude. 1.00

00:55:19.120 And I couldn't even barely see out of my eyes. 1.00

00:55:21.320 I was just so just cooked out, bruh. 1.00

00:55:26.060 I mean, just like the devil had just been damn grilling burgers up in my fucking sight balls, baby. 0.99

00:55:31.220 I was just gassed up. 0.99

00:55:34.500 And I don't know what I, dude, I don't know what I said to them.

00:55:38.280 But it wasn't, it wasn't probably very good.

00:55:44.600 But let's hear more, brother, onward.

00:55:46.960 Shout out.

00:55:47.680 Uh, we listened to the riffraff episode just now. 1.00

00:55:51.780 I heard you mention Tiffany Lane's where you got that first little bit of pussy heat on you. 1.00

00:55:56.860 Yeah, brother. 1.00

00:55:57.680 I lost my virginity over there behind Tiffany Lane's over there on Highway 190.

00:56:01.720 Beautiful little establishment.

00:56:03.900 If you like bowling or if you like eating bad popcorn.

00:56:08.140 And, uh, seeing people be depressed about their families and loved ones.

00:56:12.860 Onward. 1.00

00:56:14.600 Oh, and the carpet was always wet in that bitch, bruh. 1.00

00:56:18.460 Dude, I said, every fucking step was damp up in there. 1.00

00:56:22.620 Just like the damn carpet just had that, you know. 0.99

00:56:26.720 Like, I mean, just like it had dang. 0.99

00:56:29.240 I don't know what was in it.

00:56:31.300 I think they didn't have any sub flooring.

00:56:33.080 They might not have had any flooring. 0.99

00:56:34.240 It might have been carpet straight on damn swampland, bruh. 1.00

00:56:37.800 Because there was, I mean, shit. 1.00

00:56:40.540 It was damp. 0.99

00:56:43.680 Tiffany Lane's is now closed down.

00:56:45.940 So, it made me a little sad to hear that great memory.

00:56:49.520 But, I know exactly the place you're talking about.

00:56:52.760 And, unfortunately, with the pandemic, they closed it down.

00:56:56.500 So, anyway.

00:56:58.520 Love the show.

00:56:59.200 Thank you, brother.

00:57:00.540 Thanks for that update.

00:57:02.420 Dang.

00:57:04.540 You know, things change.

00:57:05.980 And I have a tough time dealing with that.

00:57:10.380 I can't believe they closed it down.

00:57:11.840 We need to go put a cross up or something behind there.

00:57:15.480 Where I caught that first 7-10 split, baby.

00:57:19.040 Where I picked up that spare, baby.

00:57:20.620 You know what I'm talking about.

00:57:23.220 Getting cooter, baby.

00:57:24.300 You heard me.

00:57:25.720 But, thank you, brother.

00:57:26.660 Thanks for sharing that.

00:57:27.660 It is.

00:57:29.680 Everything changes, bro. 0.99

00:57:31.020 Everything turns into a fucking lens crafters or something, you know. 1.00

00:57:34.680 Shit just hurts a little. 1.00

00:57:36.520 Or a damn QS diagnostics. 1.00

00:57:37.840 Diagnostics. 1.00

00:57:42.220 Dang it.

00:57:45.460 What else?

00:57:46.060 I know we're kind of call heavy here.

00:57:47.480 But, I want to hear what's going on with you.

00:57:55.240 What else can we get into?

00:57:58.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:57:58.740 I'm sorry if this is call heavy.

00:57:59.960 I'm not sorry about it.

00:58:03.400 But, yeah.

00:58:03.880 It's just been a few weeks since we've had a solo episode.

00:58:06.420 You know, and some of that's been because I'm just so, you know,

00:58:15.240 since I hadn't really been feeling like myself.

00:58:18.600 You guys know that.

00:58:19.980 And the hard part sometimes with podcasting is putting yourself out there

00:58:27.320 when you don't feel great.

00:58:28.500 You know, you want to put at least the most, not the most comfortable you out there,

00:58:37.400 but you want to at least be able to, you know, get through the episodes without feeling a lot of stress.

00:58:44.200 And, you know, for a long time that was hard for me.

00:58:46.900 I mean, for two years it was tough.

00:58:48.540 And I'm not crying about it.

00:58:53.160 But I've been feeling better.

00:58:54.960 But I was just trying to, you know, just trying to take it easy.

00:58:58.920 And, yeah.

00:59:00.700 And I miss the solo episodes because I miss, I feel like this is where I get to connect with people

00:59:07.220 and hear what's going on.

00:59:08.500 So maybe we're a little call heavy today.

00:59:13.420 And that's just how we're going to be.

00:59:18.760 I'm excited.

00:59:19.560 I'm going down to Austin for the coming week.

00:59:23.700 So I'm looking forward to that.

00:59:26.680 What else is going on in my life?

00:59:28.380 My sister, we just got her into a new house. 1.00

00:59:30.620 And, you know, that makes me so happy.

00:59:38.920 You know, she has two little girls. 0.99

00:59:40.780 And just to know that, you know, they'd had a tree fell in her trailer 1.00

00:59:43.400 and that bitch has been in there for eight months. 1.00

00:59:45.820 And not my sister, that tree. 1.00

00:59:48.400 I mean, they're both bitches. 1.00

00:59:49.800 But, you know, and they were both in there. 0.99

00:59:52.700 But just knowing that her and her girls have a roof over their head, you know,

00:59:59.760 and a washer, dryer, and just, you know, man, that makes me feel good.

01:00:09.360 My brother moved out to Utah recently.

01:00:11.980 And so I've been thinking a lot about him and what his life is like and, you know,

01:00:17.880 just what it's like to be in a new place.

01:00:20.720 And the challenges he probably feels and stuff like that.

01:00:28.680 You know, we had another family member we tried an intervention on recently.

01:00:33.040 And that was just our choice.

01:00:37.680 And so I've been thinking a lot about them.

01:00:41.240 And what else has been happening with me?

01:00:50.720 Oh, I'm going to do a friend of mine asked me to be in his movie.

01:00:57.680 So I'm going to do that next month.

01:00:59.800 It's about a sober living.

01:01:02.180 And it should be exciting.

01:01:06.100 So it's not a huge time commitment.

01:01:08.620 And it's like a new thing.

01:01:10.860 I didn't want to do it.

01:01:13.680 But I'm trying to do contrary actions and do things I don't want to do.

01:01:18.580 Because sometimes I get so set in my comfort zone.

01:01:21.200 Like, oh, I'm doing this.

01:01:22.840 I'm doing that.

01:01:24.020 And my life just go in a certain way.

01:01:27.900 And I want my life to be different.

01:01:31.000 But I keep doing the same things.

01:01:33.620 And so I'm like, if I want to have different feelings and stuff and different experiences,

01:01:37.660 I have to do them.

01:01:41.960 And sometimes I don't like doing new stuff.

01:01:44.220 I don't really want to try it.

01:01:46.300 You know, sometimes that stuff scares me.

01:01:48.540 You know, I like to be in control.

01:01:53.640 I like to know the outcome of things.

01:01:56.200 I like, you know, somebody will invite me to a movie.

01:01:58.980 And they'll text me.

01:01:59.640 And they'll go see me.

01:02:00.180 I'm like, what's it going to be like?

01:02:02.180 I'll text stuff back like that. 0.98

01:02:04.380 What the fuck is it going to be like? 1.00

01:02:05.560 It's going to be like a fucking movie, you know? 0.99

01:02:08.480 And I'm like, who's going to be there? 0.99

01:02:10.480 And they're like, it's fucking dark. 0.98

01:02:12.840 It's dark in there. 1.00

01:02:14.660 And people's fucking hiding and eating damn jujubies, dog. 1.00

01:02:18.320 Who gives a shit? 1.00

01:02:19.520 You know, but it's like, I want to know everything. 0.99

01:02:23.840 I find that a lot for myself.

01:02:25.660 I've always, I want to know how everything's going to go.

01:02:31.220 So I can be okay.

01:02:36.620 Because if I know how everything's, you know, there's not going to be any real surprise.

01:02:39.880 Then I can do, you know, I'm in control.

01:02:42.580 It gives me some sense of control.

01:02:44.140 But what it takes away from me, it takes possibility.

01:02:50.600 And you can't really have a lot of fun if you don't have a lot of possibility.

01:02:54.040 You know, that's where fun happens.

01:03:00.780 That's where something new happens.

01:03:02.660 It's, you know.

01:03:03.700 And I think I used to be more relaxed and more open about that.

01:03:11.020 But when my life got real busy, I got real scared.

01:03:14.220 You know, and I just, I don't know.

01:03:23.940 I got real scared.

01:03:25.120 And I didn't know how to, and the only thing I knew how to do was I just, I need to tighten down on control.

01:03:31.380 I got to control everything.

01:03:36.560 Anyway, I don't even know what I was talking about.

01:03:39.100 But, yeah, that's just been what's been going on with me.

01:03:42.420 So I've been trying to be braver and try new things.

01:03:48.600 And do things that could be different.

01:03:50.500 And the funny thing is, once I even agreed to do my buddy's project, I felt suddenly more excited.

01:04:01.220 It started to turn from fear and, like, what's it going to be like?

01:04:06.480 To, like, hopefulness.

01:04:07.620 Like, oh, this could be fun.

01:04:08.760 I'm going to get to meet some new folks.

01:04:10.060 I'm going to get to be around some fun people.

01:04:12.380 Bobby Lee's going to be on there.

01:04:14.520 So I'm going to get to be around him.

01:04:16.000 You know, it's, like, things like that.

01:04:20.080 What else?

01:04:20.680 Oh, I've been writing a movie script.

01:04:21.900 Me and David Spade wrote a movie script together.

01:04:25.520 So that's probably a dream come true.

01:04:32.320 Even if it never even gets made, man.

01:04:34.440 We worked hard.

01:04:38.940 You know, we worked hard.

01:04:42.440 And my buddy Adam E. get on there helping out.

01:04:44.800 And we worked really hard.

01:04:47.040 And, you know, I don't know.

01:04:52.680 So, that's just stuff that's been going on with me, I guess.

01:04:58.360 I'm not trying to brag.

01:04:59.320 But I'm trying to share things that are making me feel excited.

01:05:05.600 And, yeah.

01:05:09.200 That's what's going on.

01:05:10.320 Let's get into another call here.

01:05:12.200 This was a video call, too.

01:05:13.860 We get to see this person.

01:05:15.040 This will be neat.

01:05:17.880 Theo, what it do, bruh?

01:05:19.360 My name is Kate.

01:05:20.180 I'm from Louisiana.

01:05:21.920 I've always appreciated the homage that you give to the place that you came from.

01:05:26.340 The homage that you always give to Louisiana.

01:05:28.880 I think it's really important that we remember where we come from so we know where we're going.

01:05:33.600 That's something that was instilled in me as a young kid.

01:05:36.060 And I carry it to this day.

01:05:37.460 And I'll hand it down to those who come after me someday.

01:05:41.960 Amen.

01:05:43.000 Yeah, thank you for calling.

01:05:44.220 You sound like you got a little bit of that veal plaid in you, baby.

01:05:47.720 Stuck in your throat there, darling. 0.88

01:05:49.360 You got a little bit of boo-ya base in you. 0.88

01:05:52.580 You know?

01:05:53.360 You got that rim-a-lot over there in your windpipe, baby.

01:05:56.500 You know what I'm talking about.

01:05:57.280 You sound like you're from the Lafayette area.

01:05:59.340 I'm guessing, boo.

01:06:00.300 And in that same vein, my question to you, Theo, is do you feel a connection to your ancestors?

01:06:08.820 And if you do, how does that connection show for you in your life?

01:06:13.740 How do your ancestors manifest in you, Theo Vaughn, in the year 2022?

01:06:24.700 Well, that's really interesting.

01:06:30.300 You know, my father was a dang ancestor. 1.00

01:06:39.180 I mean, he was born in 1910.

01:06:41.580 And, you know, he passed away when I was 16.

01:06:45.600 And my folks separated when I was 7.

01:06:48.640 And so sometimes I still feel my father around.

01:06:55.460 Sometimes I'll feel my heartbeat.

01:07:00.300 And sometimes I'll even put those ear listeners on.

01:07:05.960 I got a stethoscope, I think it's called.

01:07:07.700 I don't know what it is.

01:07:09.880 From a doctor's office.

01:07:12.200 And I'll listen to my heart.

01:07:15.740 Because it's really, that's my father's beat.

01:07:17.940 That's my grandfather's beat.

01:07:19.680 Like, a heartbeat is like...

01:07:22.860 You know, your parents made that.

01:07:27.280 It's from their heartbeats.

01:07:28.740 Made your heartbeat.

01:07:30.320 So it's really crazy that, like...

01:07:33.420 This sound of this heartbeat started...

01:07:37.420 Way back when.

01:07:39.040 And it's...

01:07:40.100 It's still, you know...

01:07:43.420 It's in me.

01:07:44.420 This is...

01:07:45.060 This isn't my sound.

01:07:47.040 It's my heart.

01:07:49.200 But this was created...

01:07:51.980 Long...

01:07:52.160 This sound has kept going.

01:07:54.380 It's been remixed by people doing sex and making a new person.

01:07:59.080 But this heartbeat, this is... 1.00

01:08:02.180 I mean, this is my fucking... 0.99

01:08:03.420 You know... 1.00

01:08:04.320 This is the same fucking beat that went through my father. 1.00

01:08:07.240 And my grandfather. 1.00

01:08:09.700 And on up.

01:08:11.600 I had a tough time with my own family growing up.

01:08:14.940 And we were not very close.

01:08:17.800 And there wasn't a ton of education about...

01:08:22.240 The grandparents and the family history.

01:08:25.180 There wasn't a ton of it.

01:08:27.820 And I think that some of that...

01:08:31.320 You know, I always wanted to be different.

01:08:33.240 I wanted to do my own thing.

01:08:37.240 So, I think as I get over more of that...

01:08:42.920 Like, resentment.

01:08:45.280 I notice my own family connections growing stronger these days.

01:08:51.640 That I hope to have a...

01:08:54.060 A greater...

01:08:55.920 Knowledge of...

01:08:58.760 And not only a knowledge of...

01:09:00.860 But a care for...

01:09:03.240 And a care to explore where I'm from.

01:09:07.240 And what's inside of me.

01:09:09.300 What I'm made up of.

01:09:17.240 But yeah, I think there's sometimes...

01:09:18.980 You know, sometimes I'll see a little rabbit go by or something.

01:09:21.360 And I'll feel a little...

01:09:22.400 That Native American kind of tingle in me.

01:09:25.480 You know?

01:09:25.920 But yeah, I mean, I feel a connection to Louisiana.

01:09:33.660 I feel a connection to Covington where I'm from.

01:09:35.880 And that...

01:09:36.360 Just the...

01:09:37.100 You know, I realize that...

01:09:39.140 I love to tell the stories about my youth.

01:09:43.300 And stories are important because that's how we learn a lot of things.

01:09:46.960 You know, that's how you instill a lot of, like, the past into people.

01:09:54.880 So yeah, it's interesting.

01:09:56.400 I don't...

01:09:57.160 I feel a connection.

01:10:01.480 But...

01:10:02.000 I would like to have more.

01:10:06.000 You know?

01:10:06.700 I would like to have more.

01:10:11.780 But for now, I think I'm just working on the gratitude...

01:10:16.000 that I didn't get here alone.

01:10:22.280 You know?

01:10:23.000 That I didn't do...

01:10:24.720 or create me by myself.

01:10:30.020 You know?

01:10:30.800 I think I've had resentments in some of that space.

01:10:33.420 And so I gotta...

01:10:34.680 I'm still working through some of that stuff.

01:10:37.480 And that's okay.

01:10:40.320 You know?

01:10:40.780 But I think that's an interesting question.

01:10:42.800 And I think it's important.

01:10:44.140 You know, I think it is really important.

01:10:47.580 Because if you tell your kid who his grandfather...

01:10:50.980 and you introduce...

01:10:51.700 this is who he is.

01:10:53.200 And this is what he did.

01:10:55.200 And this is who your great-grandfather was.

01:10:57.480 And this...

01:10:58.000 your great-grandmother.

01:10:59.100 And this is what she did.

01:11:01.640 You know?

01:11:02.000 That's...

01:11:02.440 Because then they have a history.

01:11:03.840 They have a meaning.

01:11:04.680 There's a purpose.

01:11:06.180 Oh, I'm a part of a chain.

01:11:07.440 I'm part of something.

01:11:09.900 You know?

01:11:11.460 I think that that stuff used to be huge.

01:11:13.460 It's probably like in a lot of native cultures.

01:11:16.400 And in other societies, it might be really big.

01:11:18.980 And in some other families.

01:11:20.420 In our family, it was not...

01:11:22.680 There was not a lot of sharing stories of the past.

01:11:29.380 You know?

01:11:30.620 And I think my father had some.

01:11:33.400 I mean, he grew up in a village.

01:11:34.940 You know?

01:11:35.160 He said that there were people eating dirt in his village.

01:11:38.120 That people starved.

01:11:40.960 But I...

01:11:42.120 We were kind of ships passing in the night.

01:11:45.600 In our ages.

01:11:46.760 In our ability to connect.

01:11:48.320 So...

01:11:49.120 Yeah.

01:11:52.260 I don't know.

01:11:52.660 That's a really interesting question, though.

01:11:54.940 But I do think it's important.

01:11:56.540 Because then a kid doesn't feel like he's just here.

01:11:59.520 You know?

01:12:01.140 If he knows where he's from.

01:12:02.740 If he knows his lineage.

01:12:03.920 If he knows who was before him.

01:12:07.200 And what they believed.

01:12:09.200 And what they were.

01:12:10.180 I think that's really valuable stuff.

01:12:15.840 I don't have a lot of that stuff in me.

01:12:19.140 But I hope to gain more.

01:12:21.920 And I hope to...

01:12:22.600 If I have a family of my own.

01:12:25.820 To have more information to pass on.

01:12:28.900 You know?

01:12:29.280 I think I really hope that.

01:12:31.000 So thank you for that call.

01:12:33.300 All right.

01:12:34.560 I want to...

01:12:35.520 Yeah.

01:12:37.760 I want to thank you guys.

01:12:39.100 We got one more call in a hit.

01:12:40.500 But I just want to thank you guys.

01:12:42.440 Just for tuning in.

01:12:45.760 And for being a part of my life.

01:12:47.840 And letting me be a part of your lives.

01:12:50.440 You know?

01:12:52.420 That's cool.

01:12:53.720 I think it's cool.

01:12:55.440 And yeah.

01:12:58.020 I just want to let you know that.

01:12:59.900 That yeah.

01:13:01.080 It means something to me.

01:13:02.840 And you know.

01:13:04.240 One thing that I have.

01:13:05.560 That I think about a lot.

01:13:06.660 Is that this show.

01:13:08.240 This show.

01:13:08.940 And this group.

01:13:09.520 Is important to me.

01:13:11.380 And yeah.

01:13:13.360 I just...

01:13:13.980 I don't know.

01:13:16.100 I want to be able to make the most out of it.

01:13:18.500 And that's always a goal of mine.

01:13:22.000 And that's something that even comes back to me more.

01:13:24.820 The better I feel.

01:13:26.460 You know?

01:13:26.900 It's like man.

01:13:27.580 If I'm feeling good.

01:13:28.580 Then I can really be a part of this.

01:13:31.200 And that's nice man.

01:13:33.380 So that's been a real blessing.

01:13:36.200 Let's check this one more.

01:13:37.500 We have one more little deal.

01:13:39.180 He came in from a young lady right here.

01:13:42.120 So I can't help but die laughing every time.

01:13:45.000 He busts out with the I'm upstairs.

01:13:47.200 I'm upstairs.

01:13:49.760 You know that boo boo. 1.00

01:13:50.940 I grew up in a two-story house.

01:13:53.700 And that was a totally valid excuse to not have to do something.

01:13:57.720 You just yell I'm upstairs.

01:13:59.580 So I started telling my seven-year-old this.

01:14:02.000 We don't have any stairs in our house.

01:14:03.840 But every time he wants me to do something.

01:14:06.060 And I don't feel like doing it for him.

01:14:08.020 I started yelling I'm upstairs.

01:14:10.680 So now this is what we do.

01:14:12.700 Hey Jacoby.

01:14:16.080 What?

01:14:17.560 Can you bring me my water bottle?

01:14:19.440 No I'm upstairs.

01:14:23.680 Jacoby please bring me my water bottle.

01:14:25.720 I'm upstairs.

01:14:27.360 Yeah baby.

01:14:29.200 Yeah you are Jacoby.

01:14:31.060 Dang huh. 0.87

01:14:32.980 Jacoby and you know boo boo got with a freaking. 1.00

01:14:36.220 She got with a brother baby.

01:14:37.700 If you got a Jacoby running around.

01:14:39.400 That's beautiful boo.

01:14:40.980 Gang. 0.66

01:14:41.460 I love it.

01:14:43.620 I'm upstairs.

01:14:45.900 Best excuse in the book.

01:14:48.940 No stairs.

01:14:50.280 Basement only.

01:14:51.440 No problem.

01:14:52.520 I'm upstairs.

01:14:54.940 I love it.

01:14:55.980 Thank you for that.

01:14:56.920 Thank you for that call.

01:14:58.360 And I hope Jacoby's doing well.

01:15:00.340 You give him a hug from us.

01:15:02.000 And look.

01:15:04.180 That's where I'm going to try to stay.

01:15:06.180 I'm going to try to stay upstairs man.

01:15:08.340 That's all we're doing here.

01:15:09.980 We're just trying to stay upstairs.

01:15:11.360 Aren't we?

01:15:12.620 I think that's it.

01:15:15.000 You know things are going to get risky.

01:15:17.300 You know things are just trying to stay above it.

01:15:20.400 You know or beside it or just you know.

01:15:23.140 Just trying to get stuck in the sludge.

01:15:25.580 And try to take care of ourselves.

01:15:27.680 And take care of one another too.

01:15:29.860 I think that's good.

01:15:33.160 But you guys be good to yourselves out there.

01:15:35.220 Huh?

01:15:36.080 I know you can.

01:15:37.340 I know it's not easy.

01:15:40.060 But yeah.

01:15:40.680 Take care of yourself.

01:15:41.720 It's important.

01:15:42.420 You know that we've created this society that there feels like so much pressure.

01:15:50.880 You know it feels like we don't even exist sometimes anymore.

01:15:53.620 But I don't know if that's real or if that's just a side effect of something we've created.

01:16:04.760 I think the truth is that we are important and that we do matter and that there is purpose to us.

01:16:20.900 Because I think we just got to refine our footing a little.

01:16:27.300 You know and I don't know exactly how we do that.

01:16:32.060 But I know that we can.

01:16:35.160 And I know that we will.

01:16:38.080 And in the meantime just take it easy.

01:16:43.000 You know.

01:16:43.920 And be good to yourself.

01:16:45.940 I know you can.

01:16:46.720 And if you need me.

01:16:50.460 I'll be upstairs.

01:16:53.860 And if you're not up there.

01:16:55.740 Then.

01:16:57.040 Come up.

01:17:07.460 Jacoby get my water bottle.

01:17:11.360 I'm gonna come up.

01:17:13.400 Yeah.

01:17:15.420 Feels real good.

01:17:16.600 After I've been so blue.

01:17:19.920 He's on the come up.

01:17:22.620 I'm on the come up.

01:17:26.520 It feels so good to have a brand new view.

01:17:30.140 Oh.

01:17:31.060 Yeah.

01:17:31.500 He's on the come up.

01:17:33.940 Well I just broke up with my baby.

01:17:37.740 Now I can finally get the love in you.

01:17:41.780 Yeah.

01:17:42.980 Come up.

01:17:43.740 Well I just moved up to Lucky Street.

01:17:48.120 When the mayor came and said to me.

01:17:50.960 You're on the come up.

01:17:53.480 You're on the come up.

01:17:54.960 And it's plain to see.

01:17:57.980 Between you and me.

01:17:59.400 We got so much loving and chemistry.

01:18:02.260 It's gonna come up.

01:18:03.540 Y'all be good baby.

01:18:04.880 It's gonna come up.

01:18:06.200 Yeah.

01:18:07.560 Well good things keep on coming.

01:18:10.500 And there ain't gonna be no running.

01:18:13.080 No.

01:18:13.340 I'm on the come up.

01:18:16.020 I'm on the come up.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 26, 2022

E402 That Hot Heat

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