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00:03:14.280 Today's guest was grateful enough to let us tape out of his studio

00:03:19.320 down in Austin, Texas.

00:03:22.340 He's a linchpin in the mixed martial arts community

00:03:25.860 and a prized UFC commentator.

00:03:29.600 He's the host of the largest podcast on planet Earth,

00:03:34.620 the Joe Rogan Experience.

00:03:36.460 And his new hour of stand-up comedy is the best comedy

00:03:41.020 that I've seen him do.

00:03:43.240 We're grateful to have him here today, Mr. Joe Rogan.

00:03:49.200 Shine that light on me

00:03:52.460 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:03:58.180 Shine on me

00:04:03.180 And I will find a song

00:04:07.360 I've been singing

00:04:08.560 I love you!

00:04:13.240 And now I've been moving way too fast

00:04:18.320 On the runaway train

00:04:19.700 We're live

00:04:21.700 And we're back

00:04:22.500 We're doing your podcast though

00:04:24.460 Yeah, thank you man

00:04:25.280 Wow

00:04:25.660 Thank you for the hospitality

00:04:27.620 My pleasure

00:04:28.320 And for jumping on me

00:04:30.180 I appreciate it

00:04:30.800 My pleasure

00:04:31.300 For letting us do it here

00:04:32.320 Been having some fun

00:04:33.240 Yeah, we have man

00:04:34.340 Last night was really cool

00:04:35.560 It's a good time, right?

00:04:37.440 Yeah, the new place looks great

00:04:38.520 Doesn't it?

00:04:39.360 Yeah

00:04:39.580 It's exciting

00:04:40.620 When you go in there

00:04:41.740 Do you feel like

00:04:42.640 Was it scary to start to think

00:04:45.120 Okay, I'm going to build

00:04:45.920 Like an actual building

00:04:47.060 For comedy

00:04:47.620 I mean, it's like

00:04:48.120 A whole new business

00:04:49.520 Kind of, isn't it?

00:04:50.380 Yeah, it's kind of overwhelming

00:04:51.660 It's a little overwhelming

00:04:53.000 It's kind of crazy

00:04:53.920 Yeah

00:04:54.640 Did, um

00:04:56.780 All right

00:04:57.180 It's exciting

00:05:01.000 But it's

00:05:01.560 Part of me is like

00:05:02.720 What the fuck?

00:05:03.860 Yeah, because I was

00:05:04.300 Listening to you show it to me

00:05:05.120 And I was like

00:05:05.440 Damn, Joe

00:05:05.900 It felt like you were

00:05:06.540 Like a, um

00:05:07.360 Like a contractor

00:05:08.980 Like a, you know

00:05:09.880 Like a, um

00:05:11.000 Like a landlord

00:05:12.400 Kind of

00:05:12.980 It was like

00:05:13.320 Oh, this is a whole

00:05:14.020 It feels like a whole

00:05:14.700 Different uniform

00:05:15.600 Kind of

00:05:16.120 It's a totally different thing

00:05:17.800 But luckily

00:05:18.480 I got people running it

00:05:19.820 So my participation

00:05:21.580 In that aspect of it

00:05:23.520 Will hopefully be minimal

00:05:24.640 Yeah

00:05:25.280 You know, but it is

00:05:26.400 It's definitely

00:05:27.420 You know

00:05:28.140 But I felt like

00:05:29.500 I felt compelled

00:05:31.600 I felt compelled to do it

00:05:33.720 You know

00:05:33.980 Because I always

00:05:34.800 Felt like

00:05:36.180 If you

00:05:39.000 You know

00:05:39.320 I never wanted to

00:05:40.180 Own a comedy club

00:05:40.900 And I always felt like

00:05:41.540 You just have to be nice

00:05:42.280 To comedy club owners

00:05:43.400 Because you never want to

00:05:44.180 Be one of those

00:05:44.700 Fucking people

00:05:45.240 Right

00:05:45.580 But then when I knew

00:05:46.460 I was moving here

00:05:47.420 And Cap City was already closed

00:05:49.180 I was like

00:05:49.560 Maybe I should

00:05:50.040 Buy a fucking club

00:05:51.900 And start a club

00:05:52.980 And so

00:05:54.000 That became my focus

00:05:55.680 It became this thing

00:05:57.020 Where I was thinking

00:05:57.500 I really should do that

00:05:58.560 I really should

00:05:59.600 Like set it up

00:06:00.700 So that

00:06:01.240 I'm setting it up

00:06:02.200 The right way

00:06:02.740 So I'm not setting it up

00:06:03.640 To try to make money

00:06:04.380 I'm just setting it up

00:06:05.220 To make an amazing

00:06:05.900 Environment for comedy

00:06:06.960 And have a home

00:06:08.400 For comedians

00:06:09.100 Where they just feel good

00:06:09.980 Yeah

00:06:10.440 Like they can go there

00:06:11.220 And that's a great spot

00:06:12.620 To hang out

00:06:13.220 And you just feel good

00:06:14.200 About the atmosphere

00:06:15.840 You'll be able to perform well

00:06:17.440 You'll be treated well

00:06:18.440 Like everyone will be

00:06:19.340 You know

00:06:19.940 Treated with respect

00:06:21.840 And with fun

00:06:22.880 And just a good attitude

00:06:24.260 Has the city been receptive to it

00:06:26.260 Has there been like

00:06:26.840 Any like kickback like that

00:06:28.080 No

00:06:28.420 Has there been any

00:06:29.160 Like barriers

00:06:30.340 To create in a comedy club

00:06:32.020 That you didn't expect

00:06:33.040 Just because you'd never

00:06:33.900 Done it before

00:06:34.480 It's a process

00:06:35.960 I mean it took a long time

00:06:37.200 To get the permits

00:06:37.840 And all that stuff

00:06:38.500 But it wasn't

00:06:39.180 You know

00:06:39.580 It's just normal

00:06:40.180 It's normal for any business

00:06:41.980 And especially

00:06:43.040 If you're gonna get

00:06:43.560 A liquor license

00:06:44.300 And all that jazz

00:06:46.120 And you're gonna

00:06:46.540 Have live performance

00:06:48.100 Yeah

00:06:48.820 Dude I heard you

00:06:50.160 And that guy

00:06:50.540 They were talking about

00:06:51.600 Y'all were talking about

00:06:52.100 Horse sex

00:06:52.700 And the

00:06:52.980 When I pulled up

00:06:55.280 In the lobby

00:06:55.960 I was like

00:06:56.800 Okay this is my

00:06:57.620 Kind of place today

00:06:58.620 Dude I saw

00:06:59.680 In New Orleans

00:07:00.240 One time

00:07:00.640 They had

00:07:01.080 A lot of the cops

00:07:02.160 In the French Quarter

00:07:02.780 On horseback

00:07:03.620 Yeah

00:07:03.960 And two of the horses

00:07:04.960 Started fucking

00:07:06.080 With the cops

00:07:07.680 On them bro

00:07:08.480 With the cops

00:07:10.920 Getting mad

00:07:11.580 One of them was

00:07:13.000 Was the other one

00:07:14.260 Excited

00:07:14.680 The one in the back

00:07:15.560 I think was kind of

00:07:16.480 Fucking vibing

00:07:17.380 With it a little

00:07:17.940 Because at least

00:07:18.420 He was in the

00:07:18.960 Winning position

00:07:19.640 You know

00:07:19.980 Right

00:07:20.260 You don't want to

00:07:20.760 Be the guy

00:07:21.320 Where the horse

00:07:22.040 Gets done fucking

00:07:22.840 That horse

00:07:23.280 And then he

00:07:23.560 Starts fucking you

00:07:24.380 Yeah yeah yeah

00:07:25.820 Or the horse

00:07:26.420 Collapses

00:07:27.220 And you get

00:07:27.680 Trapped under it

00:07:28.320 I saw a horrible

00:07:29.360 Video the other day

00:07:30.300 Of these dudes

00:07:31.260 Were racing horses

00:07:32.280 They're running

00:07:32.780 And a dog

00:07:33.560 A yappy dog

00:07:34.560 Runs out

00:07:35.820 Onto the track

00:07:36.920 And the horse

00:07:38.080 Trips over the dog

00:07:39.340 And the guy dies

00:07:40.160 What was the dog

00:07:41.140 Running out there

00:07:41.500 To tell him something

00:07:42.140 Or something

00:07:42.520 Yeah

00:07:43.540 No

00:07:44.180 Or like to greet him

00:07:45.020 To bark

00:07:45.320 Oh just

00:07:46.460 Some shitty dog

00:07:47.320 That thought it'd be

00:07:47.880 A good idea

00:07:48.320 To bark at a fucking horse

00:07:49.520 And the horse trips

00:07:50.900 And the horse is in

00:07:51.720 Full throttle

00:07:52.640 And the horse

00:07:53.840 Trips over this dog

00:07:55.620 And the

00:07:56.140 You know

00:07:56.660 Lands on this guy

00:07:57.840 The guy goes

00:07:58.680 You know

00:07:58.900 The horse goes

00:07:59.720 Head first

00:08:00.460 And the guy goes

00:08:01.480 With him

00:08:01.880 So the guy goes down

00:08:02.920 The horse comes

00:08:03.740 On top of him

00:08:04.340 And crushes him

00:08:05.020 And the guy died

00:08:06.040 You wanna see it

00:08:06.920 Yeah

00:08:08.980 Okay

00:08:09.860 I'll find it

00:08:11.140 I'll see it man

00:08:12.040 I didn't want to

00:08:12.720 At first

00:08:13.220 But now you're

00:08:14.620 Thinking about it

00:08:14.960 But now I'm in

00:08:15.640 Dude they had

00:08:16.540 They had a fundraiser

00:08:17.240 One time when I was

00:08:17.840 Going to LSU

00:08:18.500 They had a fundraiser

00:08:19.420 There for a guy

00:08:20.500 Who had gotten hurt

00:08:21.800 Playing football

00:08:22.720 Right

00:08:23.060 Yeah

00:08:23.480 So they raised

00:08:24.720 All this money

00:08:25.320 They wanted to get him

00:08:26.080 A nice fancy wheelchair

00:08:27.740 One that has like

00:08:28.740 You know

00:08:29.120 Like everything on it

00:08:30.200 Like the centrifuge

00:08:32.040 Or whatever you can have

00:08:32.820 On a wheelchair

00:08:33.400 Right

00:08:34.000 Speakers

00:08:34.660 And also get him

00:08:37.640 A golden retriever

00:08:38.640 Like an animal

00:08:39.340 Because he had gotten

00:08:40.180 Paraplegia

00:08:42.080 From playing football

00:08:43.380 Right

00:08:44.240 They get him those things

00:08:45.980 Right

00:08:46.160 There's fundraisers

00:08:46.940 A couple of different

00:08:47.740 At a couple of different

00:08:48.620 LSU games

00:08:49.380 People are walking around

00:08:50.680 The parking lot

00:08:51.280 With buckets and stuff

00:08:52.200 Raising funds

00:08:52.840 They get him that

00:08:54.540 And they give it to him

00:08:56.700 And then a few months later

00:08:58.580 The guy

00:08:59.940 The dog

00:09:01.060 Had

00:09:01.620 The wheelchair

00:09:02.880 Or whatever

00:09:03.360 It had like life support

00:09:04.420 On it for the guy as well

00:09:05.440 He had to have some kind

00:09:06.120 Of like oxygen system

00:09:07.380 The dog pulled the plug

00:09:09.800 Out from the thing

00:09:10.740 And the guy died

00:09:12.000 Oh no

00:09:13.120 Yeah

00:09:15.640 Oh no

00:09:17.080 So

00:09:17.940 But yeah

00:09:19.400 Seeing those horses

00:09:20.140 Fuck made me want

00:09:20.800 To be a cop dude

00:09:21.580 For a little while

00:09:22.220 That shit look like a party

00:09:23.100 Especially in New Orleans

00:09:24.040 You know where people

00:09:24.640 Are kind of dancing

00:09:25.320 Anyway in the street

00:09:26.240 I can't find the video

00:09:27.960 But I can find you

00:09:28.780 A video of a Komodo dragon

00:09:30.180 Swallowing with a deer hole

00:09:31.620 Alright that'll do

00:09:34.280 If that's what I gotta take dude

00:09:38.300 That's your second option

00:09:40.240 Bro did you see that

00:09:41.640 We made the Fox News

00:09:44.280 Last night

00:09:45.900 At Get Home right

00:09:46.860 I'm looking at

00:09:47.560 Some different news sites

00:09:48.740 That front page of Fox News

00:09:51.500 Was Joe Rogan

00:09:52.820 Reading the TikTok

00:09:53.740 Oh

00:09:54.860 When we were reading

00:09:55.880 The terms of service

00:09:57.260 Yeah

00:09:57.620 Fucking crazy right

00:09:58.880 But it was the front

00:09:59.840 It was the main thing

00:10:01.120 Yeah

00:10:01.320 It was like

00:10:02.180 And it almost was like

00:10:03.400 I was like

00:10:04.020 Watch this

00:10:04.760 Watch this video

00:10:06.400 This is bananas

00:10:07.740 He already swallowed it

00:10:09.940 He'll do it again

00:10:10.860 Here it goes

00:10:11.720 Watch this

00:10:12.280 Wow

00:10:13.840 I quickly ate that whole deer

00:10:15.520 He swallowed a goat

00:10:19.620 Sorry

00:10:20.140 Look at that

00:10:23.940 Seems like it sped up a little

00:10:26.740 I've never had goat

00:10:28.340 It's good

00:10:29.280 It's an unusual tasting meat

00:10:31.760 I had aardvark at a wedding one time

00:10:33.980 Aardvark?

00:10:34.700 Yeah

00:10:34.940 What kind of wedding was that?

00:10:36.200 It was

00:10:36.480 I think it was just like

00:10:38.220 A white wedding or something

00:10:39.340 Like

00:10:40.420 They said it was aardvark

00:10:42.300 It could have been something else though

00:10:43.700 Or they could have misspelled it

00:10:45.160 Like a Billy Idol type white wedding?

00:10:46.100 No

00:10:46.280 It was just like a regular

00:10:47.500 Like two whites getting married

00:10:49.420 You know

00:10:50.160 They ate aardvark?

00:10:51.700 They said they did

00:10:52.540 What state was this?

00:10:53.360 This was in Louisiana

00:10:54.020 When I was growing up

00:10:54.620 It was at a fancy French place

00:10:56.180 And they said that they had aardvark over there

00:10:57.720 So we believed them

00:10:59.680 But yeah

00:11:01.500 I just thought it was crazy

00:11:02.260 That

00:11:02.440 So the head

00:11:03.560 So

00:11:03.980 Like it was

00:11:05.580 The night after we did the interview

00:11:07.100 Same day

00:11:07.680 Right

00:11:08.080 So the

00:11:08.680 The head article is

00:11:11.160 Joe Rogan reads the tick

00:11:12.300 Tick tock agreement

00:11:12.880 Right

00:11:13.220 It's like

00:11:13.520 Terms of service

00:11:14.040 It's almost like

00:11:15.120 Sometimes I'm like

00:11:16.580 Is Joe the only person

00:11:17.420 Who's reading the terms of service

00:11:18.960 Of things in America

00:11:19.840 And the rest of us

00:11:20.560 Are just using shit

00:11:21.500 Like right out of the box

00:11:22.480 Like not even paying attention

00:11:23.840 To what's going on

00:11:25.500 That's what I felt like a little bit

00:11:26.840 I think a lot of people are now

00:11:28.720 With things like tick tock

00:11:30.480 Because there's been

00:11:31.540 A lot of articles written about it

00:11:33.060 And a lot of people calling for it to be banned

00:11:36.200 Because it's basically

00:11:37.840 Chinese spyware

00:11:39.200 But if they get us

00:11:40.540 Then what would they

00:11:41.100 Like so say we talked about it

00:11:42.480 A little bit the other day

00:11:43.040 But say they

00:11:43.600 Like they infiltrate all the electronics

00:11:45.620 They get all the data

00:11:46.520 And everything

00:11:46.980 But then how do they get us

00:11:48.560 As people

00:11:49.040 Like how do they get us

00:11:49.960 Into the cages

00:11:50.600 Well

00:11:51.340 I don't think it's as simple

00:11:53.680 As get people in the cages

00:11:54.760 I think what they want

00:11:55.900 Is intellectual property

00:11:57.160 They want to steal data

00:11:58.340 And they want to

00:11:58.940 Like if they have access

00:12:00.520 To your computer

00:12:01.360 And say what if you're working

00:12:02.620 On some fucking weapon system

00:12:04.440 Or what if you're working on

00:12:06.020 Something

00:12:06.900 Some communication system

00:12:08.240 And they have access

00:12:10.020 To your computer

00:12:10.740 They can steal that data

00:12:12.540 From your computer

00:12:14.120 Oh I see

00:12:14.260 Because they have access to it

00:12:15.440 Because you're using tick tock

00:12:16.500 So it's just about information

00:12:17.600 Yeah

00:12:18.020 One of the more disturbing things

00:12:19.540 Was saying that

00:12:20.120 They have access to computers

00:12:22.040 That aren't even being used

00:12:23.800 For tick tock

00:12:24.520 Right

00:12:26.260 Like other computers

00:12:27.180 Yeah I remember you saying that

00:12:28.060 Which is just

00:12:28.700 That's crazy

00:12:29.440 It's so insane

00:12:30.440 That that would actually be something

00:12:32.260 That someone would allow

00:12:33.380 They had an engineer

00:12:35.380 A software engineer

00:12:36.560 Back engineered tick tock

00:12:38.180 And said it was the most

00:12:40.800 In terms of like

00:12:42.620 Invasion of privacy

00:12:43.580 It was the most egregious

00:12:45.140 Example that they'd ever found

00:12:46.700 So wouldn't do

00:12:48.220 Wouldn't there be some

00:12:49.300 Some comp

00:12:51.580 Some structure

00:12:52.820 Or template

00:12:54.140 In American society

00:12:55.700 Or government

00:12:56.520 Or hierarchy

00:12:57.320 That would protect us

00:12:58.520 From that sort of thing

00:12:59.340 Why

00:12:59.560 That's what I don't understand

00:13:00.640 Sometimes

00:13:01.020 Why isn't there like a

00:13:02.280 Something that protects us

00:13:03.920 From that sort of thing

00:13:04.480 Or is it just our own

00:13:05.320 Responsibilities

00:13:06.080 I don't know

00:13:07.620 What they can do now

00:13:09.260 Other than ban it

00:13:10.540 But I know they were

00:13:11.260 Talking about banning

00:13:12.240 Banning it for a while

00:13:13.500 But then there was

00:13:14.040 Some sort of a deal

00:13:14.720 That was made

00:13:15.260 Where the data

00:13:16.520 Was going to go

00:13:17.640 From the American version

00:13:18.980 Of tick tock

00:13:19.540 Was going to go to America

00:13:20.600 But it turns out

00:13:21.680 That it's not

00:13:22.320 It's going straight to China

00:13:23.820 And then they get

00:13:24.900 The version to America

00:13:26.240 See if that's correct

00:13:27.580 See that's

00:13:28.540 Sounds right like

00:13:29.120 What I read

00:13:29.520 That's pretty honest

00:13:30.560 Yeah let's

00:13:31.080 And we're going to

00:13:31.880 Keep using it

00:13:32.440 It's almost like

00:13:33.000 Because what

00:13:33.580 Like what if they

00:13:34.040 They told women

00:13:34.920 There's a makeup

00:13:35.540 That would steal your face

00:13:37.080 Right

00:13:37.380 Like you put it on

00:13:40.740 And it's going to

00:13:41.260 Put your face in China

00:13:42.800 Yeah

00:13:43.200 And then we still use it

00:13:44.920 Right

00:13:45.320 I mean that just shows me

00:13:47.520 The level of addiction

00:13:48.320 That we have to

00:13:49.160 Social media

00:13:50.240 Yeah

00:13:50.480 Yeah

00:13:50.880 I mean it's an addiction

00:13:52.160 They have an office here

00:13:53.360 Tick tock has an office

00:13:54.360 In Austin

00:13:54.960 For people that need help

00:13:56.000 Yeah you know

00:13:56.640 How I found about that

00:13:57.340 Some lady was heckling

00:13:58.200 The creek in the cave

00:13:58.960 And she said

00:13:59.400 What do you do

00:14:00.160 She's like

00:14:00.800 I work for tick tock

00:14:02.120 Damn

00:14:03.100 How old was she

00:14:06.500 She's in her 20s

00:14:07.660 Oh that's alright

00:14:08.400 Dude Tony ripped

00:14:09.820 Into that lady

00:14:10.540 The other night

00:14:11.300 Oh that lady was nuts

00:14:12.580 All over a table

00:14:14.220 Very sad

00:14:14.980 There was some

00:14:15.980 Fucking drunks

00:14:16.620 Last night man

00:14:17.420 Some rowdy ass people

00:14:18.620 For a Tuesday

00:14:19.720 Yeah you crushed man

00:14:20.960 It was fun

00:14:21.480 It was cool

00:14:22.080 I hadn't seen you

00:14:22.560 Perform in a long

00:14:23.160 I mean I hadn't seen

00:14:23.800 A lot of people

00:14:24.520 Reform in a long time

00:14:25.440 Yeah it's

00:14:26.580 Here it goes

00:14:27.460 Leaked audio

00:14:28.200 From 80 internal

00:14:29.260 Tick tock meetings

00:14:30.100 Show that user data

00:14:31.560 U.S. user data

00:14:32.880 Has been repeatedly

00:14:34.060 Accessed from China

00:14:35.580 I feel like

00:14:36.780 With these tools

00:14:37.480 There's some backdoor

00:14:38.340 To access user data

00:14:39.520 In almost all of them

00:14:40.860 Said an internal auditor

00:14:42.140 Hired to help

00:14:43.320 Tick tock

00:14:43.820 Close off Chinese

00:14:44.820 Access to sensitive

00:14:45.900 Information

00:14:46.460 Like Americans

00:14:47.500 Birthdays

00:14:48.220 And phone numbers

00:14:48.940 Damn

00:14:49.300 And if you look

00:14:50.140 At the terms of service

00:14:51.360 It's a lot more than that

00:14:52.460 Yeah

00:14:52.760 What they have

00:14:53.500 The ability to

00:14:54.740 Access is a lot

00:14:56.240 More than that

00:14:56.740 The terms of service

00:14:57.860 Is nuts

00:14:58.420 Just reading that

00:14:59.480 Any company that

00:15:00.340 Would try to sell you

00:15:01.860 On social media

00:15:02.720 I mean it's one thing

00:15:03.880 To like say

00:15:04.680 Oh we're going to

00:15:05.140 Target ads in your direction

00:15:06.460 We're kind of used to that

00:15:07.360 Right

00:15:07.600 Whatever

00:15:07.860 Like with Google

00:15:09.120 And shit

00:15:09.480 Like I don't mind

00:15:09.940 If they send ads my way

00:15:11.160 But that

00:15:12.180 What they're doing

00:15:12.960 Is nuts

00:15:13.740 They have access

00:15:14.380 To your audio

00:15:15.280 That means they have

00:15:16.220 Access to your

00:15:16.780 Fucking microphone

00:15:17.680 They're listening to you talk

00:15:20.140 That's scary

00:15:20.760 Yeah like if you're

00:15:21.700 Having a conversation

00:15:22.460 Like we're going to

00:15:22.980 Do this deal with China

00:15:23.900 And what we're going

00:15:24.880 To sell them is this

00:15:25.960 But how much bullshit

00:15:27.180 Do they have to listen

00:15:27.880 Of just people

00:15:28.520 Fucking listening

00:15:29.340 You know like

00:15:29.920 Talking to an animal

00:15:30.920 Or fucking you know

00:15:31.900 Like recording like

00:15:33.080 A recipe for a buddy

00:15:34.360 Or something

00:15:34.700 How much bullshit

00:15:35.860 Are they having to

00:15:36.440 Fucking say

00:15:36.900 Like it's almost sad

00:15:38.280 If there's just like a

00:15:39.080 You know just a field

00:15:40.440 Like a football field

00:15:41.520 Of Chinese people

00:15:42.720 Just listening to Americans

00:15:45.340 Like fucking clear their throat

00:15:47.460 And shit

00:15:47.920 I think most

00:15:48.880 That stuff

00:15:49.580 They're not interested in

00:15:50.520 They're interested in

00:15:51.460 Targeting specific individuals

00:15:53.080 Like let's say

00:15:54.000 You're an executive

00:15:56.540 At a big software company

00:15:58.440 Okay

00:15:58.740 And they know

00:15:59.780 That your kids

00:16:00.400 Are using TikTok

00:16:01.120 And your kids

00:16:01.940 Are also using your computer

00:16:03.380 Well they get access

00:16:04.780 To your computer now

00:16:05.660 Right

00:16:06.040 This is what

00:16:06.860 It seemed to me

00:16:07.760 I mean obviously

00:16:08.380 I'm a luddite

00:16:10.300 Luddite

00:16:10.820 Luddite

00:16:11.340 When it comes to this shit

00:16:12.440 So I'm just explaining

00:16:13.680 From what I'm reading

00:16:15.100 In terms of like

00:16:16.020 What this could be interpreted as

00:16:17.980 They have access

00:16:19.360 To your keystrokes

00:16:20.380 Yeah

00:16:20.880 Meaning like

00:16:21.720 Whatever you're typing

00:16:22.700 You're typing to your wife

00:16:23.860 Like I'm tired of your bullshit

00:16:24.900 Like whatever you're typing

00:16:26.260 They have access to that

00:16:27.280 But it's just crazy

00:16:28.520 That all of them

00:16:29.140 Are going to be in their sleep

00:16:30.140 Those people that work there

00:16:31.040 In the middle of the night

00:16:32.200 They just have some love letter

00:16:33.580 To some fucking

00:16:34.360 You know a couple gay dudes

00:16:36.140 Or you know

00:16:36.740 Or some fucking

00:16:37.480 You know kid

00:16:38.600 Like sending his

00:16:39.380 You know like dirty pictures

00:16:40.720 To his buddy

00:16:41.380 It's just like

00:16:41.920 They're going to be

00:16:42.440 Fucking losing their minds

00:16:43.640 I don't think

00:16:44.300 Processing all that

00:16:45.480 I know what you're saying

00:16:46.360 But I don't think

00:16:46.920 They would access that

00:16:47.780 Yeah

00:16:48.060 I think what they would do

00:16:49.140 Is use it

00:16:50.020 Specifically to target

00:16:51.620 Individuals that they think

00:16:53.020 Are working on

00:16:53.840 Valuable information

00:16:55.560 I see

00:16:55.900 High end stuff

00:16:56.760 Sensitive stuff

00:16:57.060 Yeah

00:16:57.360 Or if someone was like

00:16:58.680 Doing something

00:16:59.400 That was the

00:17:00.180 Chinese party

00:17:01.260 Deemed bad for China

00:17:02.980 You know

00:17:03.980 Maybe some

00:17:04.980 Chinese person

00:17:05.880 Over here

00:17:06.580 Was like

00:17:07.300 Selling Chinese information

00:17:09.340 To

00:17:09.660 They could find out

00:17:10.480 All kinds of stuff

00:17:11.260 Say this

00:17:13.100 Something like this

00:17:13.720 Happens right

00:17:14.380 You're like

00:17:15.980 You're leaving work

00:17:17.460 Okay

00:17:17.780 Okay

00:17:18.240 And

00:17:19.520 Things got compromised

00:17:21.180 Out in the world

00:17:22.040 You were at work

00:17:22.660 You were doing a podcast

00:17:23.520 Episode or something

00:17:24.540 And like

00:17:25.420 Things just kind of

00:17:26.540 Hit that level

00:17:27.440 Where it's like

00:17:28.040 Maybe a couple

00:17:28.620 Police precincts

00:17:29.740 Have been taken over

00:17:30.640 Just by vandals

00:17:31.720 And crazies

00:17:32.340 Like

00:17:32.500 Like the pendulum

00:17:33.620 Starting to

00:17:34.540 Things are getting

00:17:35.940 Like AWOL

00:17:36.880 Right

00:17:37.440 And then everything

00:17:38.260 Purge

00:17:38.620 The purge right

00:17:39.580 So you're driving home

00:17:40.900 You're getting fucking

00:17:41.640 Cam Haynes is sending you

00:17:43.020 Fucking a thousand hammers

00:17:44.380 You know what I'm saying

00:17:44.760 Like you're getting

00:17:45.300 All of it

00:17:45.900 Everybody's just texting you

00:17:47.420 You know

00:17:47.820 Jocko's like

00:17:49.040 I'm not even waking up

00:17:50.260 Tomorrow for work

00:17:50.980 I'll be up all

00:17:51.600 You know

00:17:51.940 I'm just gonna be up

00:17:53.300 At 4.30

00:17:53.920 Right

00:17:54.100 Like everything's all

00:17:55.040 What do you do

00:17:56.180 Like how do you

00:17:57.140 This is the end

00:17:58.100 This is when it's like

00:17:58.920 Alright Joe Rogan

00:18:00.480 You hear

00:18:00.880 You know what I'm saying

00:18:01.600 You hear it just comes

00:18:02.360 From God

00:18:02.800 Or from something

00:18:03.340 Like a strong wind

00:18:04.360 With a fucking

00:18:04.840 With a voice box in it

00:18:06.700 It's like

00:18:07.120 This is it

00:18:07.880 This is the apocalypse

00:18:08.880 You're leaving work

00:18:09.740 This is it

00:18:10.440 I guess you have to

00:18:11.580 Respond to each

00:18:12.480 Individual situation

00:18:14.120 On

00:18:15.780 It's like

00:18:16.980 Each thing will be unique

00:18:18.400 Like is someone

00:18:19.260 Trying to break into your house

00:18:20.480 Is someone

00:18:21.420 Trying to

00:18:22.000 Rob your

00:18:23.000 You know

00:18:23.900 Someone trying to

00:18:24.640 Break into your car

00:18:25.420 While you're driving

00:18:26.100 Okay so you have an hour

00:18:27.260 You have kind of an hour

00:18:28.520 Right

00:18:28.980 We'll give you 90 minutes

00:18:30.120 You have 90 minutes

00:18:31.600 To kind of get

00:18:32.640 Before that

00:18:33.360 You're going to start

00:18:34.160 To feel some pressure

00:18:34.960 What do you do

00:18:36.660 I don't know

00:18:38.000 I guess load up

00:18:38.740 Some magazines

00:18:39.700 Oh I'm fucked

00:18:40.880 But I'm wondering

00:18:41.600 What do you do

00:18:42.420 You know

00:18:43.040 That's what I would do

00:18:44.180 I'd probably load up

00:18:44.880 Some magazines

00:18:45.460 Okay

00:18:45.820 Into what

00:18:46.840 Into guns

00:18:48.900 Okay

00:18:49.380 Okay

00:18:49.840 Okay

00:18:50.380 Yeah

00:18:50.920 See I didn't know

00:18:52.020 If I can

00:18:52.560 No

00:18:53.260 At the periodical section

00:18:54.820 I don't mean

00:18:54.840 He seems like

00:18:55.920 Sports illustrated

00:18:57.000 I mean like an AR

00:18:59.880 This guy's taking

00:19:01.400 Information with him

00:19:02.680 Into a bunker

00:19:03.620 I'm reading Time Magazine

00:19:05.960 Yeah dude

00:19:07.440 I'm like I just see Joe

00:19:09.220 With as many copies

00:19:10.560 Of Field and Stream

00:19:11.740 As you can fucking live

00:19:13.120 Well you could use

00:19:13.920 Those magazines

00:19:14.900 As like protection

00:19:16.200 You stack enough of them

00:19:17.580 On top of each other

00:19:18.740 Okay

00:19:19.180 See now you're thinking

00:19:20.240 They'll slow bullets down

00:19:21.280 Okay

00:19:21.900 Let's say like

00:19:22.460 You pick up your family

00:19:23.380 Or something

00:19:23.860 Do you guys stay

00:19:24.660 Do you have a bunker

00:19:25.560 I don't currently

00:19:27.660 But this conversation

00:19:28.480 Is making me want a bunker

00:19:29.640 Yeah

00:19:30.180 I've wanted a ranch

00:19:32.360 For that very reason

00:19:33.440 Like if shit goes

00:19:34.320 Completely sideways

00:19:35.260 It would be great

00:19:36.340 If there was a place

00:19:36.920 With water and food

00:19:38.160 Where you got

00:19:39.120 You got your water

00:19:40.040 You got your food

00:19:40.740 Like on the property

00:19:41.640 Okay

00:19:42.720 What about if you're

00:19:43.420 Kind of in a city

00:19:44.460 Or you're in like

00:19:45.180 Like what's maybe

00:19:47.420 A business or something

00:19:48.340 You'd hold up in

00:19:49.180 You'd think is viable

00:19:50.260 A business that I'd hold up in

00:19:52.140 It would have to be

00:19:52.800 Some sort of fortified

00:19:54.340 Establishment

00:19:55.900 Like the mall

00:19:56.600 No

00:19:57.460 No

00:19:58.720 You'd have to get

00:19:59.300 Something that

00:19:59.940 You could defend

00:20:02.180 Dude the mall

00:20:03.900 Yeah

00:20:05.180 The mall

00:20:06.000 I think

00:20:07.000 Because you'd have

00:20:07.360 Probably like

00:20:08.080 Think of all

00:20:08.840 You could hide in

00:20:09.460 The fucking macy's

00:20:10.360 Behind all the

00:20:11.060 Hiding Cinnabon

00:20:12.200 Behind the counter

00:20:12.800 Just squeeze a frost

00:20:15.960 In your mouth

00:20:16.580 Pumping shells

00:20:18.360 It would be a good

00:20:19.140 Excuse to eat that food

00:20:20.420 Because like

00:20:20.860 I gotta eat something

00:20:21.660 And that stuff will keep

00:20:22.920 Because a lot of that stuff

00:20:23.820 Has like all the

00:20:24.600 Preservatives

00:20:25.580 Preservatives in it

00:20:26.560 So you'd have that

00:20:27.440 You'd have mannequins in there

00:20:28.660 Think about that

00:20:29.240 You could set up like

00:20:30.100 Like a mirage

00:20:32.500 Right

00:20:32.940 Like a fake

00:20:34.360 Sort of situation

00:20:35.600 Yeah

00:20:36.120 Where people would think

00:20:36.960 But you're behind that

00:20:38.580 Yeah

00:20:39.140 So the mall I think

00:20:41.500 Could be good

00:20:42.160 Yeah I've been thinking

00:20:44.400 About that

00:20:45.060 I would go to the mall

00:20:47.380 Really?

00:20:48.380 Yeah

00:20:48.560 The mall

00:20:49.240 Yeah because nobody's

00:20:50.740 At the mall anymore

00:20:51.400 But the dumbest people

00:20:52.300 Are at the mall

00:20:52.720 They're gonna fuck it up

00:20:53.540 For you

00:20:53.880 They gotta go

00:20:55.380 They're gonna go

00:20:55.740 The Russians are here guys

00:20:57.380 Like shut the fuck up

00:20:59.520 I'm pretending to be

00:21:00.220 A mannequin

00:21:00.900 I'm like hey

00:21:04.460 Shh

00:21:04.920 Give me a medium

00:21:06.520 Okay

00:21:07.400 Yeah

00:21:11.260 That's gonna be the problem

00:21:13.160 Is dumb people

00:21:14.060 When shit goes south

00:21:15.080 There's some people

00:21:15.740 That just like

00:21:16.360 They're fucking

00:21:17.460 They're ditch diggers

00:21:18.740 They're dumb people

00:21:19.920 They're fucking

00:21:20.780 They're minimum wage thinkers

00:21:23.320 But they're gonna have

00:21:24.180 A lot of weapons though

00:21:25.020 Probably

00:21:25.420 Maybe

00:21:26.080 I don't know

00:21:27.540 I think a lot of people

00:21:28.540 Have weapons now

00:21:29.240 But I think if things

00:21:30.040 Go sideways

00:21:30.760 A lot of people

00:21:32.740 Are gonna panic

00:21:33.660 In the chaos

00:21:34.520 Right

00:21:34.900 Oh immediately

00:21:35.640 People will be panicking

00:21:36.540 People will be trying

00:21:37.080 To group up

00:21:37.820 Some people will be

00:21:38.520 Trying to salvage shit

00:21:39.640 That person's gonna go

00:21:40.820 That person's gonna go

00:21:41.880 Yeah

00:21:42.380 There's gonna be a lot of people

00:21:43.700 That are gonna fall apart

00:21:44.740 But that's always like

00:21:46.420 Whenever things go weird

00:21:48.000 People fall apart

00:21:49.540 You know

00:21:50.140 A lot of people

00:21:50.620 Don't respond to pressure

00:21:51.420 Very well

00:21:51.980 Yeah

00:21:52.600 Yeah I know

00:21:53.660 I got stuck in an elevator

00:21:54.680 One time

00:21:55.180 I was at Mardi Gras

00:21:56.200 And we were in there

00:21:58.140 For like 17 minutes

00:21:59.440 And some dude

00:22:00.400 There's two girls

00:22:01.060 And there's like nine people

00:22:02.060 It was like a busy day

00:22:03.180 At Mardi Gras

00:22:03.780 I'm there with my buddy

00:22:05.260 Josh Kelly

00:22:05.820 He's a musician

00:22:06.380 He's playing

00:22:07.020 We take this elevator

00:22:08.620 And like nine of us

00:22:09.920 Get stuck in this elevator

00:22:10.980 For like maybe an hour

00:22:12.260 But you can hear

00:22:13.640 Mardi Gras going

00:22:14.380 And we're like

00:22:14.700 How long are we gonna be in here

00:22:15.760 And we're in there

00:22:16.720 In a little while

00:22:17.320 And some guy goes

00:22:18.200 To two girls in there

00:22:19.000 And he goes

00:22:19.580 Don't worry

00:22:20.260 Nobody in here

00:22:20.960 Is gonna rape y'all

00:22:21.880 That's what he said

00:22:22.460 And it was suddenly

00:22:23.040 Like everything in there

00:22:24.400 Just changed

00:22:25.260 We're like

00:22:25.700 Nobody's even thinking

00:22:27.320 About that shit

00:22:28.200 You know

00:22:28.520 How big is this elevator?

00:22:30.100 It was probably

00:22:31.060 Honestly

00:22:33.760 I bet it was almost

00:22:34.960 As big as this table

00:22:35.840 Big elevator

00:22:37.800 Yeah maybe two feet

00:22:38.940 Smaller on that end

00:22:39.780 Maybe one foot

00:22:40.620 So not so big elevator

00:22:42.080 Yeah

00:22:42.420 And some guy kept

00:22:43.360 Trying to just pull

00:22:44.540 The doors open

00:22:45.160 As hard as he could

00:22:45.980 And how many people

00:22:47.240 Are in there with you?

00:22:48.120 I would say

00:22:48.720 Seven people

00:22:49.520 Seven people

00:22:50.360 And two of them

00:22:50.820 Are girls?

00:22:51.420 Yeah

00:22:51.600 Boy

00:22:52.220 Suck to be them

00:22:53.600 After that idiot

00:22:54.440 Has to say that

00:22:55.300 Yeah yeah dude

00:22:56.060 You really have to

00:22:56.600 Think about that

00:22:57.320 Yeah yeah

00:22:57.840 No one's gonna rape you

00:22:59.540 Like what the fuck man

00:23:00.780 Imagine

00:23:01.360 And if he's not

00:23:02.320 Thinking about raping them

00:23:03.020 Then you think

00:23:03.520 He's gonna be

00:23:03.900 Thinking about

00:23:04.220 You know

00:23:04.720 Did anybody tell him

00:23:05.520 To shut the fuck up?

00:23:06.800 People just said

00:23:07.560 Calm down

00:23:08.000 Calm down

00:23:08.560 You know

00:23:09.640 It was

00:23:10.080 But it was just

00:23:10.700 Interesting how it escalated

00:23:11.700 Like you know

00:23:12.160 Things started to escalate

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00:25:53.420 Have you ever

00:25:54.740 Been in a riot

00:25:55.620 Like a riot

00:25:56.520 Type situation

00:25:57.320 No

00:25:59.440 I was at

00:25:59.840 Beta Breakers

00:26:00.460 One time on

00:26:00.920 Mushrooms

00:26:01.380 In San Francisco

00:26:02.760 Though

00:26:03.120 It's Beta Breakers

00:26:04.100 What is

00:26:05.080 Beta Breakers

00:26:05.980 What is that

00:26:06.740 It's like a bunch

00:26:07.560 Of people

00:26:07.980 They're like

00:26:08.460 Racers

00:26:08.980 They're like

00:26:09.400 They race in the

00:26:11.440 Street

00:26:11.740 You know

00:26:12.340 What kind of

00:26:13.080 Racing

00:26:13.340 Just for long

00:26:15.000 Distance

00:26:15.320 The Kenyans

00:26:15.900 Always win it

00:26:16.480 Yeah

00:26:16.620 Running

00:26:17.000 Okay

00:26:17.440 Yeah

00:26:17.820 Running

00:26:18.080 Racing

00:26:18.440 So it's a

00:26:20.060 Bunch of

00:26:20.320 Those folks

00:26:21.020 Bay 2

00:26:21.540 Breakers

00:26:21.940 I thought you

00:26:22.360 Were saying

00:26:22.760 Beta Breakers

00:26:23.740 Yeah

00:26:24.260 Bay 2

00:26:24.780 Breakers

00:26:25.340 I thought he

00:26:27.180 Was saying that

00:26:27.700 Too

00:26:28.020 So I typed

00:26:28.860 It did

00:26:29.100 Oh no

00:26:30.400 Beta Breakers

00:26:31.280 I think is a

00:26:31.880 Little different

00:26:32.440 Bay 2

00:26:33.060 Breakers

00:26:33.660 Yeah

00:26:33.900 So that's

00:26:34.540 The run

00:26:34.960 Yeah

00:26:35.440 So that's

00:26:35.820 The run

00:26:36.300 And you can

00:26:37.260 Just get in

00:26:37.720 Costumes

00:26:38.340 And just be

00:26:38.980 In it

00:26:40.020 It's like

00:26:40.460 Oh

00:26:41.080 Like the dude

00:26:41.620 Is dressed up

00:26:42.100 Like a pink

00:26:42.700 Monkey

00:26:43.120 Yeah

00:26:43.680 How weird is that

00:26:44.660 And he's at the

00:26:45.080 Front

00:26:45.320 Oh

00:26:45.980 McDonald's

00:26:46.640 They dress up

00:26:47.100 Like Ronald

00:26:47.440 McDonald's

00:26:48.100 Yeah

00:26:48.520 So people

00:26:48.940 Just do all

00:26:49.460 Kind of

00:26:49.700 Costumes

00:26:50.320 Oh

00:26:51.000 Interesting

00:26:51.520 And we

00:26:52.080 Had a bunch

00:26:52.440 Of shrooms

00:26:53.180 Out there

00:26:53.660 And kind of

00:26:54.180 Commandeered

00:26:54.680 This water

00:26:55.160 Table

00:26:55.460 There was a

00:26:55.780 Water table

00:26:56.300 That had kind

00:26:56.780 Of been left

00:26:57.300 Unattended

00:26:58.740 What is a

00:26:59.480 Water table

00:27:00.100 Just a table

00:27:00.740 With a bunch

00:27:01.100 Of cups of water

00:27:01.800 Oh a table with

00:27:01.820 Waters on it

00:27:02.320 Okay

00:27:02.560 So we got over

00:27:03.520 There and people

00:27:03.920 Were running

00:27:04.420 You know

00:27:04.640 They're going

00:27:05.040 And we started

00:27:05.520 Telling people

00:27:06.020 That the water

00:27:06.540 Was for Asian

00:27:07.260 People only

00:27:07.980 Right

00:27:08.300 Bro we

00:27:10.700 Are crying

00:27:12.600 Laughing

00:27:12.840 Because people

00:27:13.380 Are running

00:27:13.900 They can't stop

00:27:14.800 They're trying

00:27:15.140 To make a time

00:27:15.840 So for some

00:27:16.560 People

00:27:16.760 Like bro

00:27:17.220 It's Asians

00:27:17.700 Only

00:27:17.960 And it was

00:27:18.280 Like why

00:27:18.660 And then Asian

00:27:22.620 People were all

00:27:23.180 Excited you know

00:27:24.080 And we kept

00:27:24.440 Dousing them up

00:27:25.380 Dude we were

00:27:26.960 Fucking

00:27:27.540 I would take

00:27:28.780 Pictures with

00:27:29.320 Like uh

00:27:30.200 People

00:27:30.640 And I'd have

00:27:31.220 My fucking

00:27:31.700 Nuts hanging out

00:27:32.920 The whole time

00:27:33.440 What

00:27:33.780 Yeah bro

00:27:34.600 We were out

00:27:34.960 You took pictures

00:27:35.560 Of people

00:27:35.980 With your nuts

00:27:36.580 How old

00:27:37.860 You at the time

00:27:38.620 I don't know

00:27:39.760 Man probably

00:27:40.400 28

00:27:41.140 Laughing

00:27:42.060 And people

00:27:44.040 Like hey

00:27:44.340 Let's get a

00:27:44.700 Picture together

00:27:45.100 So we get it

00:27:45.760 And I just

00:27:46.220 Slip that bag

00:27:47.460 Out there

00:27:47.880 Maybe that

00:27:48.340 Fucking gum

00:27:49.040 Holster

00:27:49.500 You know

00:27:50.500 What I'm

00:27:50.720 Saying

00:27:51.020 I had a

00:27:52.960 Friend of mine

00:27:53.300 Used to do that

00:27:53.760 All the time

00:27:54.200 Used to pull

00:27:54.560 His nuts out

00:27:55.060 Tom Cotter

00:27:55.680 He was on

00:27:56.320 Dancing with

00:27:56.920 No

00:27:57.380 America's Got Talent

00:27:58.660 Yeah

00:27:58.960 He's so funny

00:27:59.980 Yeah he's a funny dude

00:28:00.720 I knew Tom

00:28:02.000 Way back in the day

00:28:03.040 And he used to do

00:28:04.120 What he'd call

00:28:04.560 The sack walk

00:28:05.300 Where he would

00:28:06.280 Pull his sack out

00:28:07.260 Out of the zipper

00:28:08.300 And just walk around

00:28:09.660 And parties

00:28:10.220 And he was just

00:28:11.580 Like no

00:28:11.900 Tom what the fuck

00:28:12.740 Are you doing man

00:28:13.480 His nuts would be

00:28:14.620 Hanging out of his pants

00:28:15.500 Yeah he used to be

00:28:16.760 Able to party like that

00:28:17.840 Ari still does

00:28:20.120 Who does

00:28:21.020 Ari

00:28:21.540 He'll still party like that

00:28:23.040 Yeah it's interesting man

00:28:24.480 Ari's such an interesting dude

00:28:26.340 Isn't he

00:28:26.720 He's a very interesting dude

00:28:27.740 He's a

00:28:28.360 He has like

00:28:29.480 He's very much

00:28:31.300 His own person

00:28:32.200 Yes

00:28:32.800 Yeah there's not a lot

00:28:34.160 Of people like that dude

00:28:35.000 Yeah

00:28:35.760 I really admire that

00:28:36.880 About him

00:28:37.340 So okay

00:28:39.680 So the end of the world

00:28:40.480 Is happening

00:28:40.940 And then

00:28:42.060 I would be at the mall

00:28:43.340 Or maybe

00:28:44.280 You know what

00:28:44.840 What

00:28:45.300 What if you went

00:28:46.140 Offshore

00:28:47.020 In like a boat

00:28:48.920 And let the shit fucking

00:28:50.600 Let it happen

00:28:51.600 Watch it from a distance

00:28:52.720 Let it melt

00:28:53.320 That'd be a good move

00:28:54.740 If you had a big boat

00:28:55.740 If you had a boat

00:28:56.600 With food on it

00:28:57.300 But boats take diesel engine

00:28:58.680 Fuel

00:28:59.260 And that's like

00:29:00.160 Where are you getting

00:29:00.600 Your diesel from

00:29:01.420 Like how are you

00:29:02.620 Going to get that boat

00:29:03.340 Back to shore

00:29:04.180 Like what do you

00:29:04.860 You know

00:29:05.480 Okay so you got to prep

00:29:06.580 So you got to have

00:29:06.980 Some diesel on you

00:29:07.720 Right

00:29:08.100 You got to have

00:29:08.480 Another boat with diesel

00:29:09.640 You got to have

00:29:10.480 A second boat

00:29:11.120 A feeder boat

00:29:12.240 Yeah

00:29:12.520 Like a tanker

00:29:13.240 And I'll work on that

00:29:14.340 So you get a tanker

00:29:15.700 A tanker

00:29:16.160 Like 15 years worth

00:29:17.380 Of diesel

00:29:17.780 Yeah

00:29:18.440 I'll say

00:29:19.420 Your boat's

00:29:21.420 Going to be this big

00:29:22.220 You're going to have

00:29:22.980 All this fucking diesel

00:29:24.060 Your houseboat

00:29:25.760 That you're sleeping on

00:29:26.880 You just smell like diesel

00:29:29.500 All the time

00:29:30.240 Diesel's a terrible smell

00:29:31.800 Really I like it a little

00:29:32.660 Some people like

00:29:33.100 The smell of gasoline

00:29:34.120 I like the smell

00:29:35.060 You know what

00:29:35.740 I like the smell of

00:29:36.400 Magic markers

00:29:37.400 Sharpies

00:29:38.320 Pop the top

00:29:39.360 Yeah

00:29:39.820 Oh

00:29:41.080 Get in there dude

00:29:43.120 The black ones

00:29:43.800 I'll fucking BLM

00:29:44.880 In each snout hole baby

00:29:46.020 The sails

00:29:46.500 That Jeff Bezos' boat has

00:29:47.960 Oh wow

00:29:48.880 Oh he's got a boat

00:29:49.500 With sails

00:29:49.960 Yeah that's his

00:29:50.620 That boat

00:29:51.200 That giant yacht

00:29:52.500 He has

00:29:52.880 What

00:29:53.580 That's it

00:29:54.200 Yeah

00:29:54.640 When I was looking

00:29:55.840 At pictures

00:29:56.220 Oh so it's going

00:29:56.960 To have sails

00:29:57.680 A lot of the big ones do

00:30:00.060 They do

00:30:00.760 When I was looking

00:30:01.680 Them up earlier

00:30:02.180 Yeah there's giant boats

00:30:03.420 With giant sails on them

00:30:04.620 Why is that

00:30:05.440 So they don't have to

00:30:07.100 So they can still work

00:30:08.180 I think

00:30:08.540 If they get stuck somewhere

00:30:09.600 Oh

00:30:10.340 That's how they used to travel

00:30:11.720 Wow

00:30:12.800 See that's key too

00:30:13.860 You're going to have to have that

00:30:14.840 Because what if your

00:30:15.600 That's a backup

00:30:16.280 Yeah what if your stuff goes out

00:30:17.660 Maybe Jeff Bezos knows some shit

00:30:19.140 We don't know

00:30:19.740 I'm sure he probably does

00:30:21.260 Has he come in here

00:30:21.880 He hasn't

00:30:23.120 But I would have him in

00:30:23.980 You would

00:30:24.440 Yeah

00:30:24.900 Fuck yeah

00:30:25.480 I think that would be interesting

00:30:26.720 I talked to that dude

00:30:27.400 My mom works for him

00:30:28.440 I wonder if he knows some shit

00:30:29.820 That we don't know

00:30:30.520 In terms of like shit going down

00:30:32.220 How addictive are those things

00:30:34.280 Very addictive

00:30:36.940 Yeah you were hitting that last night

00:30:38.440 Hard

00:30:38.860 Did you notice that

00:30:39.760 You wouldn't stop

00:30:40.060 You wouldn't stop

00:30:40.780 That's how I am man

00:30:41.820 If I get something

00:30:42.540 I get it

00:30:43.280 You know what I'm saying

00:30:46.440 Gasoline

00:30:47.420 Magic marker

00:30:48.560 Escobars

00:30:50.860 Whatever

00:30:51.400 I'm going to hit it one more time dude

00:30:52.640 Just to fucking

00:30:53.360 Feel it

00:30:54.960 You got a crazy head rush

00:30:56.220 From those don't you

00:30:57.160 Yeah

00:30:57.520 Yeah

00:30:58.040 Those

00:30:58.300 Nicotine vape pens

00:31:00.480 They're good for thinking though

00:31:01.940 For whatever reason

00:31:02.760 Oh

00:31:03.500 Nicotine is a

00:31:04.660 Is a cognitive

00:31:05.500 Enhancer

00:31:06.540 It's like a nootropic

00:31:07.780 Oh I don't know

00:31:09.240 If I believe that

00:31:09.880 But to me

00:31:10.800 It makes me just

00:31:11.380 Not be able to sleep

00:31:12.140 That good

00:31:12.540 It makes me like

00:31:13.140 Wake up

00:31:13.540 Being scared

00:31:14.400 No but it is

00:31:17.460 It is like

00:31:18.400 That's one of the things

00:31:19.720 That Stephen King said

00:31:20.720 Really affected him

00:31:22.160 In his writing

00:31:23.460 When he quit smoking

00:31:24.380 So I got a question for you

00:31:30.000 So a couple

00:31:31.000 Whenever you're

00:31:33.140 Like comics always knew

00:31:35.940 That you were doing well

00:31:37.080 Right

00:31:37.380 Like but whenever you got

00:31:39.120 Like whenever you got

00:31:40.560 Your Spotify deal

00:31:41.580 Was it scary

00:31:43.380 That people

00:31:43.920 Because they attach

00:31:44.780 Like such big figures

00:31:45.860 To it in the press

00:31:46.740 Right

00:31:47.040 Was that scary

00:31:48.360 That people knew

00:31:49.440 That you were wealthy

00:31:50.440 Did that

00:31:51.020 Did that

00:31:51.620 Was that scary at all

00:31:53.300 Um

00:31:54.940 I wouldn't say it's scary

00:31:56.500 But it's just one of those things

00:31:57.900 Where people like

00:31:58.640 Start debating

00:31:59.620 Whether or not

00:32:00.120 You should have that money

00:32:01.340 Why don't they give that money

00:32:02.820 To other people

00:32:03.720 Why don't you fix the streets

00:32:05.340 And the schools

00:32:06.160 And why is he

00:32:07.420 And then there's some people

00:32:11.220 That just get jealous

00:32:11.900 So they get angry

00:32:12.720 You know

00:32:13.640 And there's a lot of angry

00:32:15.000 Jealous comedians

00:32:16.560 Unfortunately

00:32:17.100 And there's a lot of comedians

00:32:18.120 That look at other people's success

00:32:19.480 And they feel bad

00:32:20.920 So they think

00:32:22.500 That you're doing something bad

00:32:23.720 Because they feel bad

00:32:24.720 Because they don't like

00:32:25.440 The way it makes them feel

00:32:26.460 When someone's killing it

00:32:27.440 Like a lot of comedians

00:32:28.660 Are narcissists

00:32:29.720 And a lot of them

00:32:30.660 Are very self-centered

00:32:31.800 And egomaniacs

00:32:32.620 Yeah

00:32:32.900 And so they think

00:32:34.380 That when you're doing

00:32:35.240 Something well

00:32:35.960 Or something's going well

00:32:37.000 For you

00:32:37.400 That somehow or another

00:32:38.220 It takes something

00:32:39.080 Away from them

00:32:39.820 You know

00:32:41.220 Why does that happen

00:32:42.000 Do you think

00:32:42.560 Famine thinking

00:32:44.180 People think

00:32:45.260 Like there's not enough

00:32:46.020 For everybody

00:32:46.620 With comedy

00:32:47.520 There clearly is enough

00:32:48.640 For everybody

00:32:49.220 With podcasts

00:32:50.300 There's clearly enough

00:32:51.340 For everybody

00:32:51.840 And when other people

00:32:53.060 Are doing well

00:32:53.800 It's actually better

00:32:54.880 For everybody

00:32:55.600 Because it like

00:32:57.080 Gets more people

00:32:57.800 Interested in podcasts

00:32:58.920 More people

00:32:59.620 Getting interested

00:33:00.500 In comedy

00:33:01.080 That's my take on it

00:33:03.440 But I'm

00:33:04.080 That's my

00:33:06.220 I've always had that take

00:33:07.680 I've always like

00:33:08.340 Tried to help

00:33:09.100 Other comedians

00:33:09.760 Oh yeah

00:33:10.340 I think yeah

00:33:11.160 I think

00:33:11.520 I'm trying to remember

00:33:12.460 You I think

00:33:13.820 Inspire a lot of people

00:33:14.620 To try and think

00:33:15.360 That way more

00:33:16.120 You know

00:33:16.540 I heard you talking

00:33:17.180 About that on

00:33:17.560 Andrew Schultz's show

00:33:18.940 And I think you

00:33:20.080 Inspire a lot of people

00:33:20.900 To try and think

00:33:21.540 Like yeah

00:33:22.920 Just yeah

00:33:23.840 You know

00:33:24.580 Help everybody

00:33:25.220 Rising tide

00:33:26.180 Lifts all boats

00:33:26.980 Yeah

00:33:27.200 It's good for everybody

00:33:28.000 Yeah

00:33:28.400 And it's good

00:33:29.240 Also for the art form

00:33:30.420 Which is good for you

00:33:31.420 It's good for your act

00:33:32.920 Like when other people

00:33:33.900 Are killing it

00:33:34.500 It's good for you

00:33:35.260 You just can't

00:33:37.220 You can't have that

00:33:37.920 That miserly way

00:33:39.520 Of thinking

00:33:39.960 That some people have

00:33:40.780 Or they want it all

00:33:41.380 For themselves

00:33:41.920 You can't

00:33:42.800 That's not good

00:33:44.340 Well some of it's a

00:33:45.360 I think especially

00:33:46.880 For some people

00:33:47.380 If they never came

00:33:48.160 From anything

00:33:48.620 It's a very

00:33:49.540 It can be scary

00:33:51.600 You know

00:33:52.200 Yeah

00:33:52.820 Yeah it can be scary

00:33:54.260 It can be scary

00:33:55.120 Because they've never

00:33:55.840 Had anything

00:33:56.540 So it's such

00:33:57.800 Like this is gonna

00:33:58.680 Go away

00:33:59.440 You know

00:33:59.720 It's like

00:34:00.100 I've probably had

00:34:02.220 Moments like that

00:34:02.960 In my life

00:34:03.580 For sure

00:34:04.520 Yeah

00:34:05.060 Where I just

00:34:05.800 Was like

00:34:06.260 Oh this

00:34:06.720 Yeah you think

00:34:08.120 It's gonna go away

00:34:08.760 Yeah

00:34:09.080 Especially well

00:34:10.000 When you're not

00:34:10.980 Really totally

00:34:11.580 Established yet

00:34:12.420 You just start

00:34:12.880 Getting a little

00:34:13.360 Bit of success

00:34:13.940 Yeah

00:34:14.360 Yeah

00:34:15.320 Was it

00:34:16.680 Do you feel like

00:34:21.760 Since you become

00:34:23.640 More of a celebrity

00:34:24.780 Has it made

00:34:25.420 Podcasting any

00:34:26.320 Different

00:34:26.620 Because

00:34:27.160 Like you started

00:34:28.900 To get picked up

00:34:29.560 By all the tablers

00:34:30.400 And we got picked up

00:34:31.140 For you reading

00:34:31.600 The damn user agreement

00:34:32.660 Yeah

00:34:33.140 You know

00:34:33.620 It's like

00:34:34.200 What is that

00:34:35.480 Kind of pressure

00:34:36.160 Like is it like

00:34:36.700 You wake up

00:34:37.180 In the morning

00:34:37.560 You're like

00:34:37.900 What is

00:34:38.340 Is it like

00:34:38.980 What's gonna be

00:34:40.320 In this box

00:34:40.940 Today

00:34:41.320 I don't read it

00:34:42.640 Right

00:34:43.060 No

00:34:43.660 I just keep going

00:34:44.900 I just keep doing it

00:34:46.240 The same way

00:34:46.560 I've always done it

00:34:47.120 Like this

00:34:48.380 Yeah

00:34:48.860 Sit down

00:34:49.240 Have a good time

00:34:49.900 Talk

00:34:50.740 Talk some shit

00:34:51.880 Yeah

00:34:52.200 Yeah

00:34:52.620 I mean that's

00:34:53.420 As long as you just

00:34:55.280 Keep doing it

00:34:55.780 The same way

00:34:56.440 I mean that's why

00:34:57.600 It's still successful

00:34:58.380 Because I do it

00:34:58.960 The same way

00:34:59.460 Yeah

00:34:59.880 I don't

00:35:00.320 I don't change anything

00:35:01.240 I get better guests

00:35:02.660 I get more

00:35:03.360 You know

00:35:03.700 People that

00:35:04.440 Maybe weren't interested

00:35:05.620 In doing it before

00:35:06.380 Because it's so popular

00:35:07.280 They'll do it now

00:35:08.080 Yeah

00:35:08.540 Which is great

00:35:09.020 You know

00:35:10.260 And then maybe

00:35:10.700 Some people are scared

00:35:11.480 To do it now

00:35:12.040 Because they're scared

00:35:12.820 Of criticism

00:35:13.340 They're scared

00:35:13.900 Of being exposed

00:35:15.660 They're scared

00:35:16.820 Of the heat

00:35:17.660 That comes from

00:35:18.360 All that

00:35:18.880 Millions of eyes

00:35:20.160 On you

00:35:20.600 Do you think

00:35:22.340 That yeah

00:35:22.700 There's some people

00:35:23.380 Who would

00:35:24.060 Have you had

00:35:25.640 People like that

00:35:26.180 You reach out to

00:35:26.840 And like

00:35:27.080 You just think

00:35:27.780 They're too scared

00:35:28.440 There's certain people

00:35:29.960 That don't feel comfortable

00:35:31.020 With being in front

00:35:32.240 Of such a large audience

00:35:33.720 Yeah

00:35:33.980 For sure

00:35:34.520 There's a few people

00:35:35.160 That I wanted to get on

00:35:35.900 They're like

00:35:36.120 Man I don't know

00:35:36.860 If I can like

00:35:37.660 Deal with that

00:35:38.520 I'll get nervous

00:35:39.160 And I've had people

00:35:40.180 That wanted to do it

00:35:41.120 In a more comfortable

00:35:42.120 Setting too

00:35:42.920 They feel like

00:35:43.900 The studio audience

00:35:44.760 The studio atmosphere

00:35:46.500 Rather is daunting

00:35:47.380 With all the cameras

00:35:48.760 Like couldn't we just

00:35:49.540 Like set it up

00:35:50.240 At your house

00:35:50.900 Or something like that

00:35:51.600 Like

00:35:51.800 They just start trying

00:35:53.880 To mitigate

00:35:54.600 Whatever the pressure

00:35:56.400 Would be

00:35:56.820 From doing something

00:35:57.980 That millions of people

00:35:58.980 Are going to see

00:35:59.460 I can understand that

00:36:01.080 I mean this is

00:36:01.800 I've been

00:36:02.380 I've never talked

00:36:03.080 To my father this much

00:36:04.040 And as a

00:36:04.640 We added all of our time

00:36:06.160 Together

00:36:06.480 I never spent that much

00:36:08.820 Time with my own dad

00:36:09.680 But think about

00:36:10.220 How many laughs we've had

00:36:11.360 Yeah that's true

00:36:12.340 We laugh our ass off

00:36:14.260 Just the other day

00:36:15.120 And then last night

00:36:16.120 Laugh our ass off last night

00:36:17.480 Yeah yeah

00:36:17.940 Last night was good

00:36:18.720 Fucking fun man

00:36:19.560 Fucking fun

00:36:20.520 It's the greatest

00:36:21.540 And Kill Tony was so good

00:36:23.060 That show is

00:36:23.860 The best

00:36:24.360 It's the best show

00:36:25.360 Kill Tony is the best show

00:36:26.780 For comedy

00:36:27.340 For stand ups

00:36:28.140 Like up and coming stand ups

00:36:29.440 There's no better atmosphere

00:36:30.760 No better

00:36:31.620 And it's the cornerstone

00:36:33.180 Of stand up in Austin

00:36:34.540 Because it's such a good show

00:36:36.660 And for one minute

00:36:38.260 All you have to do

00:36:39.340 Is just be funny

00:36:40.000 All that woke bullshit

00:36:41.980 All that virtue signaling

00:36:43.720 All that's out the window

00:36:44.860 All that like posing

00:36:46.120 You got one minute

00:36:47.880 You better come with some jokes

00:36:49.380 Come with some jokes

00:36:50.840 Yeah

00:36:51.200 Or just come

00:36:52.100 I think people would laugh

00:36:52.840 At that dude

00:36:53.520 If somebody got up there

00:36:54.620 And bats down for a second

00:36:55.840 It depends on where it lands

00:36:57.000 Oh I don't know dude

00:36:58.400 I pantsed Burt Kreischer

00:36:59.700 During one

00:37:00.260 Did you

00:37:00.600 I pulled his fucking pants down

00:37:01.980 He had no underwear on

00:37:03.080 His ass was half hanging out

00:37:04.880 And he stood up

00:37:05.740 And he raised his arms up in the air

00:37:07.480 And he took his shirt off

00:37:08.260 And I fucking pulled his pants

00:37:09.280 Right down

00:37:09.780 Show him that cock

00:37:11.300 Yeah yeah

00:37:12.360 He should just go full nudist

00:37:13.840 How long until

00:37:14.820 He could

00:37:15.000 How long until Burt Kreischer

00:37:16.300 Goes fully nude

00:37:17.540 Well he did something

00:37:18.200 The other day

00:37:18.540 With a sock over his cock

00:37:20.320 He was doing something

00:37:21.580 And at that point

00:37:22.720 You're just a damn nine iron dude

00:37:24.260 You know what I'm saying

00:37:24.880 He's halfway to fucking nudity

00:37:27.680 He's close

00:37:29.000 All he has on is pants

00:37:30.280 His pants are sagging

00:37:31.360 Dude my sister

00:37:32.620 One time was using drugs

00:37:34.340 Sorry

00:37:34.740 Love you babe

00:37:35.640 But um

00:37:36.680 She uh

00:37:38.200 And she's awesome

00:37:39.400 She's like

00:37:40.240 I love her so much

00:37:41.700 And

00:37:41.840 But she did some

00:37:43.140 She got high with some guy

00:37:44.680 On a date

00:37:45.260 Right

00:37:45.520 And they did

00:37:46.120 They went rock climbing

00:37:47.340 Which seems insane to do

00:37:48.840 When you're high

00:37:49.400 And ended up at a nudist colony

00:37:51.860 On top

00:37:52.920 Yeah or like at a

00:37:54.040 Some small plateau

00:37:55.220 Yeah

00:37:55.780 Wow

00:37:56.840 Jesus

00:37:58.020 So pretty cool

00:37:59.020 Imagine falling naked

00:38:00.640 Oh

00:38:01.220 Oh

00:38:01.780 I mean it's not like

00:38:02.680 Clothes are gonna protect you

00:38:03.860 But you'd feel like they would

00:38:05.000 There's something about

00:38:05.240 Yeah

00:38:06.340 There's something about falling

00:38:08.180 From the

00:38:08.560 It would be extra scary

00:38:09.900 To fall naked

00:38:10.800 Dude say you're falling

00:38:12.440 Right

00:38:12.800 Alright

00:38:13.100 You have a turtleneck on

00:38:14.740 Do you put your head

00:38:16.060 Do you put your head

00:38:20.060 Inside or not

00:38:20.880 I don't think

00:38:21.540 You even think about it

00:38:22.460 Yeah you do

00:38:22.960 You probably have a heart attack

00:38:24.020 You don't think about it

00:38:24.920 You think about it

00:38:25.540 That's what you do

00:38:26.500 You're the best thinker

00:38:27.720 So you don't think

00:38:28.940 You put your

00:38:29.480 I don't think I would

00:38:30.160 No I'd be thinking

00:38:31.480 Of how to

00:38:32.340 Cushion the fall

00:38:33.700 The fall somehow

00:38:34.640 So what would you land on

00:38:36.040 You think chest first

00:38:36.980 Probably you have a strong chest

00:38:38.200 No

00:38:38.840 No I think you'd want to like

00:38:40.340 Land on your feet

00:38:42.400 And try to collapse

00:38:43.440 Your whole body

00:38:44.040 And roll

00:38:44.540 But you're dead

00:38:45.560 You know there's a certain height

00:38:47.320 That you're just dead

00:38:48.500 My buddy made love

00:38:50.320 To a plane survivor

00:38:51.240 One time

00:38:51.920 And then she ended up

00:38:54.420 Becoming a lesbian

00:38:55.080 After that

00:38:55.540 Which is kind of crazy

00:38:56.300 He turned her

00:38:56.980 I think she

00:38:58.560 He never

00:38:59.180 She never

00:38:59.720 She just

00:39:00.120 I think she's

00:39:00.700 Trying to help him out

00:39:01.600 She wasn't

00:39:04.380 Straight to begin with

00:39:05.380 Yeah right

00:39:06.020 And I think they both

00:39:07.060 Had kind of a buzz cut

00:39:08.340 And they just fucked

00:39:09.180 But um

00:39:10.780 What about like

00:39:13.200 So has your life

00:39:14.300 Just cause your life

00:39:15.220 So interesting man

00:39:16.060 It's like

00:39:16.400 So many people

00:39:17.180 Try to like

00:39:17.740 I think emulate

00:39:18.780 Joe Rogan

00:39:21.620 You know

00:39:22.040 And I think they

00:39:23.000 Really

00:39:23.420 Emulate

00:39:23.980 Well I think they try

00:39:24.820 To emulate

00:39:25.300 You know they hear

00:39:25.920 So many guests on here

00:39:27.140 And people that are

00:39:28.000 Doing positive stuff

00:39:29.200 Right

00:39:29.520 And so they try to

00:39:31.020 Emulate that universe

00:39:32.260 You know

00:39:32.880 Um

00:39:33.840 Well that's good

00:39:34.420 Yeah no it's awesome

00:39:35.920 Do you feel like

00:39:37.180 It's ever tough for you

00:39:38.600 Like for you to

00:39:40.140 Keep up with

00:39:40.920 Being Joe Rogan

00:39:41.620 Does that ever

00:39:42.060 Start to get to

00:39:42.880 Like a thing in your head

00:39:44.080 Is that a crazy question

00:39:45.000 No it's not a crazy question

00:39:46.280 But I don't think like that

00:39:47.240 Right

00:39:47.720 I just

00:39:48.120 Just keep doing

00:39:48.940 What I'm doing

00:39:49.380 Like if I stopped

00:39:50.780 Tomorrow I'd be cool

00:39:51.640 I enjoy doing everything

00:39:55.000 I enjoy doing comedy

00:39:56.200 I enjoy

00:39:57.000 Doing podcasts

00:39:58.680 I enjoy doing the UFC

00:39:59.820 But if I stopped

00:40:00.520 Doing all of it tomorrow

00:40:01.420 I'd find other shit to do

00:40:02.560 Yeah

00:40:03.220 I like

00:40:04.000 Doing things

00:40:04.740 You like doing stuff

00:40:04.980 Yeah I like doing things

00:40:06.040 I would probably just

00:40:07.040 Get really more into archery

00:40:08.520 And playing pool

00:40:09.460 And uh

00:40:10.640 Maybe I'd start drawing

00:40:11.540 Again or something

00:40:12.180 I mean I

00:40:12.660 I don't need to do

00:40:14.040 What I'm doing

00:40:14.880 I'd need to do things

00:40:16.200 Right

00:40:16.720 You know

00:40:17.180 I'd probably just like

00:40:18.120 Invest more time in jiu-jitsu

00:40:19.540 Really?

00:40:20.960 Yeah

00:40:21.220 I'd do just different stuff

00:40:22.860 Yeah

00:40:23.540 Yeah

00:40:23.780 Yeah that's interesting

00:40:25.340 I think I see that with you

00:40:26.760 Because you mentioned archery

00:40:28.420 Sorry where's that button at Joe?

00:40:31.260 There you go buddy

00:40:31.900 Oh no the button

00:40:33.260 If I have to clear my throat

00:40:33.960 Oh there's a cough button

00:40:34.840 It's a red button right there

00:40:36.180 Yeah

00:40:36.540 Go like that

00:40:37.040 Ahem

00:40:37.680 Ahem

00:40:38.260 Yeah nice right

00:40:39.440 Cool man thanks

00:40:40.080 We're like professional

00:40:41.060 With that thing

00:40:41.580 Yeah

00:40:41.840 Sometimes I drink these

00:40:44.520 Kill Cliffs

00:40:45.000 I get a little phlegmy

00:40:46.160 I talked to the man

00:40:47.420 That runs that company

00:40:48.160 Really cool guy

00:40:49.060 Oh yeah he's the best

00:40:49.900 John

00:40:50.220 Shout out to John

00:40:51.040 Yeah

00:40:51.440 These are the shit man

00:40:52.780 I love this

00:40:53.380 This is a

00:40:53.940 This flavor

00:40:54.620 This Ignite

00:40:55.820 Is uh

00:40:56.460 Well

00:40:56.700 The Ignite

00:40:57.560 Is the same flavor

00:40:58.560 As the CBD one

00:40:59.620 But this uh

00:41:00.440 Pineapple jalapeno

00:41:01.820 Was uh

00:41:02.600 My idea

00:41:03.320 This is all

00:41:04.560 My drink

00:41:05.320 That's why

00:41:05.960 It's my face

00:41:06.440 All over it

00:41:07.080 Let me get in

00:41:08.060 The Flaming Joe

00:41:08.460 Let me get in

00:41:10.280 This bastard

00:41:10.980 Get in there son

00:41:12.000 That's what that is

00:41:13.080 This is um

00:41:14.020 Alright

00:41:14.240 We came up with this idea

00:41:15.920 We were talking

00:41:17.060 And we were talking about

00:41:18.380 Coming up with a

00:41:19.440 A specific flavor

00:41:20.560 And I said

00:41:21.000 You know what would be dope

00:41:21.780 Pineapple jalapeno

00:41:23.360 And he was like

00:41:23.840 Ooh

00:41:24.440 I like it

00:41:25.280 And so we went through like

00:41:27.260 I think like seven or eight

00:41:29.400 Different versions of it

00:41:30.960 Until we came to this one

00:41:31.860 But this one just nails it

00:41:33.220 Does it have honey in it

00:41:34.660 You think

00:41:35.000 I don't believe so

00:41:36.760 I love honey dude

00:41:38.980 I love honey too

00:41:40.300 Dude we used to go

00:41:41.320 By the bus stop

00:41:42.040 And we'd sneak off

00:41:42.760 In the woods

00:41:43.160 And get those honey suckles

00:41:44.260 Remember those

00:41:44.720 Oh yeah

00:41:45.480 Them bitches were good dude

00:41:47.140 I like honeycomb

00:41:48.300 Where you just scoop it out

00:41:49.600 With the wax

00:41:50.220 And you chew on the wax

00:41:51.120 And you're not even sure

00:41:51.740 Whether you should swallow it

00:41:52.700 Or spit it out

00:41:53.360 Ooh

00:41:54.040 That shit sounds more for

00:41:55.700 Something you give a young lady

00:41:57.520 Just getting into high school

00:41:58.620 You know

00:41:59.180 But if you like honeycomb

00:42:01.060 Like you eat honeycomb

00:42:02.220 The honey's in there

00:42:03.160 It tastes delicious

00:42:03.920 But then you're chewing

00:42:05.120 On that wax

00:42:06.140 Oh yeah

00:42:06.740 And you're like

00:42:07.100 What am I supposed to do

00:42:07.840 With this wax

00:42:08.480 Yeah

00:42:09.360 What is that wax made out of

00:42:10.840 By the way

00:42:11.260 Because it's not wax

00:42:12.300 Like what is the wax

00:42:13.660 Made out of

00:42:14.440 When a bee makes wax

00:42:16.680 Is that really wax

00:42:17.920 Beeswax

00:42:18.800 What is that

00:42:19.600 Well yeah

00:42:20.140 They say beeswax

00:42:20.940 Jamie can you bring that up

00:42:21.900 Do you mind

00:42:22.300 What is wax

00:42:23.380 Sorry that I could ask

00:42:24.380 What is wax

00:42:25.920 I'll tell you what it is

00:42:26.720 Here's the thing

00:42:26.860 That I've never thought of

00:42:27.680 Like candle wax

00:42:28.760 What is that

00:42:29.960 It's made out of oils

00:42:31.020 And stuff right

00:42:31.720 Well it's almost like a

00:42:32.760 It's like an

00:42:33.500 Because it disappears

00:42:34.700 And then it can go back

00:42:35.960 To being solid

00:42:36.640 It's a pretty powerful substance

00:42:38.300 When you think about it

00:42:39.140 But beeswax is not the same

00:42:40.880 As candle wax

00:42:41.800 Right

00:42:42.060 I mean I'm sure

00:42:43.440 That they have a lot

00:42:43.980 Of similarities

00:42:44.520 I mean people use wax

00:42:46.520 On their cars too

00:42:48.360 Think about that

00:42:48.900 Furniture

00:42:49.000 Right

00:42:49.420 Yeah

00:42:49.800 Oh yeah

00:42:50.280 Well those are like synthetics

00:42:51.960 For the most part

00:42:52.560 Photo waxes

00:42:53.100 Waxes are a diverse class

00:42:55.180 Of organic compounds

00:42:56.480 That are lipophilic

00:42:59.300 Malleable solids

00:43:00.900 Near ambient temperatures

00:43:02.640 Just lost Theo

00:43:03.920 Yeah

00:43:05.360 They include

00:43:07.860 Dude you're always paying attention

00:43:09.640 Dude that's the crazy part

00:43:11.120 They include

00:43:15.180 Higher alkanes

00:43:17.520 And lipids

00:43:18.400 Typically with melting points

00:43:20.140 Above 40 celsius

00:43:21.780 Melting to give low viscosity fluids

00:43:25.240 Waxes are insoluble in water

00:43:27.500 But soluble

00:43:28.380 In organic nonpolar solvents

00:43:33.100 Oh wow

00:43:33.920 Yeah cause it is interesting

00:43:35.080 If you take a thing of wax

00:43:36.160 I've just melted and poured it

00:43:37.120 In a thing of water

00:43:37.660 It just turns right back into wax

00:43:39.000 Or you got ass wax

00:43:40.660 We're pulling that hair off

00:43:41.780 Oh yeah

00:43:42.800 I've gotten in there baby

00:43:44.620 Bees wax

00:43:45.240 Is a natural wax

00:43:46.300 Produced by the honeybees

00:43:47.620 Of the genus Apis

00:43:49.620 The wax is formed

00:43:51.420 Into scales

00:43:52.340 By eight wax

00:43:54.440 Producing glands

00:43:55.680 In the abdominal segments

00:43:57.040 Of worker bees

00:43:58.120 Which discard it

00:44:00.040 In or at the hive

00:44:02.540 Wow

00:44:03.600 I'm not shocked dude

00:44:04.900 Bees are

00:44:06.740 Amazing

00:44:07.480 Well you know bees

00:44:08.060 Bees are dying too

00:44:08.880 Yeah

00:44:09.780 Bees are dying from the heat

00:44:11.820 Is it the heat?

00:44:13.420 Yep

00:44:13.620 They're evaporating

00:44:14.720 They ejaculate

00:44:15.740 And their whole body blows up

00:44:17.340 Is that real?

00:44:18.260 Bring it up Jamie

00:44:18.900 I'm gonna fucking do something

00:44:22.400 In here today

00:44:22.880 I watched a thing today

00:44:24.720 On murder hornets

00:44:26.140 They're trying to rename

00:44:27.100 Murder hornets

00:44:28.060 To what?

00:44:29.460 They're probably dying here

00:44:30.600 Look at this

00:44:31.000 At temperatures over

00:44:32.620 107 degrees Fahrenheit

00:44:34.000 Is estimated that

00:44:35.060 Half of male honeybees

00:44:36.280 Will die

00:44:36.960 In this manner

00:44:38.080 Within six hours

00:44:39.620 Man

00:44:40.280 With more sensitive individuals

00:44:42.540 Dying after only

00:44:43.640 Two or three hours

00:44:44.420 The headline is

00:44:44.980 The manor there

00:44:45.620 Oh

00:44:45.980 Bees ejaculating themselves

00:44:47.900 To death

00:44:48.640 In heat waves

00:44:49.460 Fuck yeah baby

00:44:50.140 Spring break baby

00:44:51.320 I thought you were just

00:44:52.240 Making shit up

00:44:53.040 Click on that

00:44:54.060 Hell no dude

00:44:55.800 This is in uh

00:44:56.540 I'm sure

00:44:57.020 This is in uh

00:44:58.540 Panama City Beach

00:44:59.760 Florida

00:45:00.240 Bees

00:45:00.820 Bees click on that link

00:45:02.500 What happened?

00:45:03.920 This is Kid Rocks honey

00:45:05.080 That's who's making this shit

00:45:06.260 That is for sure

00:45:07.280 If it's got semen in it

00:45:08.360 Bees ejaculating themselves

00:45:09.700 To death

00:45:10.280 In heat waves

00:45:11.100 Viral story explained

00:45:12.800 Here we go

00:45:13.600 Alright hit that

00:45:15.000 So we can hear it play

00:45:16.120 Yeah

00:45:16.680 Does it play

00:45:17.500 Is it just music?

00:45:19.100 Okay

00:45:19.340 Yeah

00:45:19.760 Leading to

00:45:20.480 In the US

00:45:21.680 Nearly 35 million people

00:45:23.920 Are under excessive

00:45:25.900 Heat warnings

00:45:26.600 Or advisories

00:45:27.660 Yeah

00:45:28.660 However

00:45:29.120 The heat wave in Europe

00:45:30.540 Is of particular concern

00:45:32.100 Due to the lack of

00:45:33.780 Widespread air conditioning

00:45:35.340 Yeah

00:45:35.960 The hottest day ever

00:45:37.860 In the UK

00:45:38.300 Was recorded in

00:45:39.340 Kongislu

00:45:40.400 In Yorkshire

00:45:41.140 July 19th

00:45:42.340 Hitting a temperature

00:45:42.900 Of 104.5 degrees Fahrenheit

00:45:45.080 The heat wave

00:45:45.960 Is led to wildfires

00:45:47.220 In Europe

00:45:47.700 With fires breaking out

00:45:50.060 In residential areas

00:45:51.360 Around London, England

00:45:52.340 On the outskirts

00:45:53.880 Of Athens, Greece

00:45:54.820 And the western Germany

00:45:56.080 Where two firefighters

00:45:57.820 Were injured

00:45:58.360 While fighting a place

00:45:59.700 Twist their ankles

00:46:01.480 This is a false headline then

00:46:03.560 Yeah it's a bullshit headline

00:46:04.500 Where's the bees?

00:46:05.420 It's not in that video

00:46:06.140 Where's the bees?

00:46:08.380 They're jerking off to death

00:46:09.700 There they are

00:46:11.040 We don't know why

00:46:12.700 Drones ejaculate

00:46:15.140 When they get too stressed

00:46:15.960 Who doesn't?

00:46:18.880 Allison McAfee

00:46:19.920 A postdoctoral fellow

00:46:21.000 At the University of British Columbia

00:46:22.800 As Michael Sluth Laboratories

00:46:24.220 Told Newsweek

00:46:25.380 Ejaculation kills them

00:46:27.040 Because it basically

00:46:27.920 Eviscerates their abdomen

00:46:29.560 This happens during natural mating too

00:46:32.760 Drone honeybees always die

00:46:35.000 After mating

00:46:35.860 Oh what a terrible way to go

00:46:37.960 But they still do it

00:46:39.460 Maybe it's suicide

00:46:40.140 They don't know any better

00:46:41.000 Oh yeah they don't know

00:46:42.340 Until after

00:46:42.900 They don't have books

00:46:43.900 Fuck

00:46:45.160 Yeah

00:46:45.620 What if you could make

00:46:46.600 A little bitty book

00:46:47.660 That told them

00:46:48.340 They can't read

00:46:50.460 Imagine what a bee sees

00:46:53.060 They have like 80 eyeballs

00:46:54.100 On each side

00:46:54.760 They probably see wild shit

00:46:56.600 Matt what does reality

00:46:57.680 Look like to a bee

00:46:58.600 I don't know

00:47:00.200 You ever see that

00:47:00.600 There's probably a lot of sounds

00:47:01.680 And like sonars

00:47:02.720 You ever see what a bee's eyes

00:47:04.220 Look like up close

00:47:05.160 Oh my god

00:47:06.780 Pull up a close up

00:47:08.620 Of a bee's eyes

00:47:09.980 Pull it up

00:47:10.780 Pull up that

00:47:11.780 Please

00:47:12.260 Look at that thing man

00:47:13.980 Mother lord

00:47:15.340 There's hairs coming off of it

00:47:17.960 Look at all the different

00:47:19.360 Ooh look at that

00:47:21.440 Simple eyes

00:47:22.280 They have more than

00:47:22.860 One kind of eye

00:47:23.680 That's me simple eyes

00:47:24.900 Look on that one up there

00:47:25.840 In the right

00:47:26.660 Yeah let's see that top

00:47:27.600 To the right of your cursor

00:47:28.600 Yeah that one

00:47:29.600 Look at that thing

00:47:30.860 Look at that eye

00:47:32.260 That's wild

00:47:33.360 Like what does reality

00:47:35.120 Look like to a bee

00:47:35.860 They have hairs

00:47:36.480 Coming out of their

00:47:36.980 Fucking eyeballs

00:47:37.680 Well hairs are used

00:47:39.680 I think to detect

00:47:40.460 A lot of feelings

00:47:41.300 And stuff like that

00:47:42.280 So imagine

00:47:43.760 What they're pulling in

00:47:44.660 Through their eyes

00:47:45.440 Imagine if you could

00:47:46.260 Feel through your eyes

00:47:47.820 Just look what that

00:47:51.340 Thing looks like

00:47:52.240 What a crazy animal

00:47:54.720 It's just

00:47:55.140 They're little

00:47:56.240 So we just

00:47:56.980 Kind of got used to them

00:47:58.160 But that is a

00:48:00.540 Strange fucking creature

00:48:02.160 Like those eyes

00:48:03.600 Are wild

00:48:04.400 I mean this is

00:48:05.140 A small alien right

00:48:06.280 Yeah it's 100%

00:48:07.420 Yeah I mean

00:48:08.460 That's Starship Troopers

00:48:09.460 Remember that movie

00:48:11.240 You don't remember

00:48:12.940 Starship Troopers

00:48:13.640 Nah we didn't see

00:48:14.640 A lot of space things

00:48:15.600 When I was a child

00:48:16.420 This was probably

00:48:18.960 20 years ago

00:48:21.200 Was it about 20 years ago

00:48:22.740 Let's see

00:48:23.360 Yeah probably like

00:48:24.360 99

00:48:24.840 97

00:48:25.520 Let's see

00:48:26.720 97

00:48:27.120 Is it 97

00:48:28.100 Really

00:48:28.540 Oh pull up a video

00:48:29.880 Of Starship Troopers

00:48:30.660 So what it was

00:48:31.760 Was these

00:48:32.460 These folks

00:48:33.480 They landed on some planet

00:48:35.600 And there were giant bugs

00:48:36.760 And they had to go to war

00:48:37.660 With the bugs

00:48:38.280 So that's what

00:48:39.220 Starship Troopers was

00:48:40.300 Wow

00:48:40.760 TriStar presents

00:48:41.920 Dun da da

00:48:42.740 Look

00:48:44.360 It's kind of campy

00:48:45.960 You know it's like

00:48:47.820 But these bugs

00:48:49.280 Fuck these people up

00:48:50.500 From the director

00:48:53.240 Of RoboCop

00:48:54.320 Total recall

00:48:55.620 He's running

00:48:57.660 Well it's a fucking

00:49:00.960 Fun movie

00:49:01.660 And is that

00:49:02.460 Denise Richards in there

00:49:03.460 Yeah and it was

00:49:04.360 Young and hot

00:49:05.100 Woo

00:49:05.960 They also had that thing

00:49:07.160 In there where

00:49:07.580 People could get healed

00:49:08.780 By going in like

00:49:09.940 That vat

00:49:10.500 And the robot

00:49:11.360 Would just

00:49:11.820 Reanimate

00:49:13.420 Messing limbs

00:49:14.700 And shit

00:49:15.280 Oh that's coming

00:49:16.220 Neil Patrick Harris

00:49:17.440 Is in it too

00:49:18.020 Yeah look at that

00:49:18.960 This is a wild ass movie

00:49:20.700 It's a good movie

00:49:21.560 Do you think

00:49:22.300 They'll ever be able

00:49:23.340 To email people

00:49:24.680 To a new spot

00:49:25.660 They'll be able to

00:49:27.140 Like

00:49:27.500 Star Wars type

00:49:28.620 Or Star Trek type

00:49:29.580 Like beam me up Scotty

00:49:30.640 That kind of shit

00:49:31.200 Maybe

00:49:31.640 Yeah

00:49:32.980 Reassemble you

00:49:35.340 Disassemble you

00:49:36.360 And reassemble you

00:49:37.240 Will there be different

00:49:38.280 Like airlines

00:49:38.920 Kind of like

00:49:39.440 You feel like

00:49:39.940 Probably

00:49:40.440 They'll probably lose you

00:49:41.380 Like they lose luggage

00:49:42.420 Yeah

00:49:42.940 What'd you do with my uncle

00:49:45.280 Sorry we lose

00:49:48.020 A thousand people

00:49:49.060 Every year

00:49:49.620 But do you want

00:49:50.800 To go to Cancun

00:49:51.400 Or not

00:49:51.880 Okay

00:49:54.860 Have you paid attention

00:49:56.380 To all the luggage

00:49:57.080 That gets lost now

00:49:58.020 Oh man

00:49:58.740 Yeah

00:49:58.980 What is the

00:49:59.860 Increase in lost luggage

00:50:01.580 Over the last year

00:50:02.560 Something happened

00:50:03.740 During the pandemic

00:50:04.560 Where they didn't work

00:50:05.960 For a while

00:50:06.440 So everybody forgot

00:50:07.360 How to do luggage

00:50:08.340 Is that what you think

00:50:08.940 Happened

00:50:09.260 I think there's

00:50:10.260 There's an argument

00:50:11.960 That there's incompetence

00:50:14.880 And there's an argument

00:50:16.000 That they are

00:50:17.820 They just haven't

00:50:19.020 Trained these people

00:50:19.680 Right

00:50:19.960 These people have left

00:50:21.000 I don't know

00:50:21.660 What the real story is

00:50:22.940 I've heard a lot of people

00:50:24.420 Trying to figure out

00:50:25.460 Why the airlines

00:50:26.620 Are so bad right now

00:50:27.860 Yeah

00:50:28.120 And what they're doing

00:50:29.180 Do you think that

00:50:30.520 Governmently run things

00:50:32.640 Just overall

00:50:33.640 Are starting to fall apart

00:50:35.500 It kind of seems like that

00:50:36.860 Government's not good

00:50:39.780 At a lot of stuff

00:50:40.600 You know

00:50:41.540 Because the people

00:50:42.860 Working for the government

00:50:43.920 I mean how much

00:50:46.500 You have kind of like

00:50:47.720 A fixed amount of money

00:50:48.640 You can make

00:50:49.220 Look at all that luggage

00:50:49.940 That's lost

00:50:50.420 In Canada

00:50:50.820 There's why

00:50:51.720 I've also heard

00:50:52.120 At Heathrow Airport

00:50:52.980 There's just

00:50:53.480 Giant piles of bags

00:50:54.640 This is the way

00:50:55.100 Luggage is piling up

00:50:56.500 At Canada's airports

00:50:57.560 Oh

00:50:58.000 Jesus Christ

00:51:00.900 It's a technical issue

00:51:02.480 At Heathrow Airport

00:51:03.480 Oh it's just a technical issue

00:51:04.680 I don't know why

00:51:05.180 Good luck finding your bag

00:51:06.300 We should fly FedEx

00:51:08.000 I wish FedEx flew people

00:51:09.260 They'd be better at it

00:51:10.960 Yeah they just get

00:51:11.680 Yeah it's like

00:51:12.460 They always get it there

00:51:13.880 It's like even if it's

00:51:14.800 A day later

00:51:15.320 Whatever it is

00:51:15.880 FedEx always gets it there

00:51:17.300 I feel like

00:51:17.700 I'm sure you lose

00:51:18.620 Some things with FedEx

00:51:20.140 But I don't hear about

00:51:21.160 A lot being lost

00:51:22.100 But you hear about

00:51:23.700 A lot being lost

00:51:24.880 With this fucking

00:51:25.820 With airlines lately

00:51:27.260 Yeah

00:51:27.780 Yeah even people

00:51:29.260 I mean people are

00:51:29.840 Not people aren't disappearing

00:51:31.000 But they're not getting

00:51:31.680 Where they need to go

00:51:32.600 Oh yeah

00:51:33.660 I heard about a little kid

00:51:34.860 That was traveling

00:51:36.080 To see his parents

00:51:37.040 And they canceled

00:51:38.160 The second leg of his flight

00:51:39.260 Without letting his parents know

00:51:40.740 Oh

00:51:41.360 He's just stuck at an airport

00:51:42.520 He's 10

00:51:43.040 And they'll probably

00:51:45.520 Sign a book deal with him

00:51:46.840 Now

00:51:48.240 Yeah

00:51:48.620 Yeah now

00:51:49.760 He's got a podcast

00:51:50.640 Yeah

00:51:51.140 Stuck at the airport

00:51:52.920 Hey my name's Tommy

00:51:54.200 I'm at the airport

00:51:55.500 I don't know where my parents are

00:51:57.160 I don't even have a phone

00:51:58.680 Dude a buddy of mine

00:52:00.760 Met a girl on a flight

00:52:02.140 Right

00:52:02.460 The flight never took off

00:52:03.780 They made him get off the plane

00:52:04.940 The girl's like

00:52:06.020 You can come stay at my place

00:52:07.440 He goes to her place

00:52:10.140 And it's her grandmother's place

00:52:11.540 And they slept in the same bed

00:52:13.000 As her grandmother

00:52:13.580 And they didn't even get to make out

00:52:14.860 Or anything

00:52:15.220 Whoa

00:52:15.700 They slept in the same bed

00:52:17.080 As a grandmother

00:52:17.600 Why would you sleep on the floor

00:52:18.940 Like I'm good

00:52:20.180 Can you just give me a blanket

00:52:21.160 I'll sleep on the floor

00:52:22.300 Yeah I would

00:52:22.720 But they were of a different

00:52:23.780 Ethnicity

00:52:25.540 And so I think it was like

00:52:26.720 He was trying

00:52:27.160 More common

00:52:27.480 More honorable yeah

00:52:28.820 Oh I see

00:52:29.800 Like this is how we do it

00:52:31.580 This is my granddaughter

00:52:32.300 She sleeps

00:52:32.860 You know it's like

00:52:33.520 This is how we do it here

00:52:34.440 Everybody sleeps in the bed

00:52:35.540 But does he spoon with the daughter

00:52:37.220 Or does the grandmother

00:52:38.580 Sleep in the middle

00:52:39.340 I think he was just

00:52:41.020 Knifed out

00:52:41.800 You know

00:52:42.160 He was no

00:52:45.280 Chopsticks

00:52:45.840 Yeah yeah

00:52:46.500 Yeah totally

00:52:47.240 Stiff as a board

00:52:48.400 Yeah

00:52:48.660 Don't move

00:52:49.580 Don't get a hard on

00:52:50.780 Oh man yeah

00:52:53.440 That hard on was fun

00:52:54.380 That sounds like a porno

00:52:55.860 Right

00:52:56.560 Like my grandmother sleeps

00:52:57.720 Really heavy

00:52:58.360 Yeah

00:52:58.860 Don't wake

00:53:00.100 Are you sure

00:53:00.500 Yes I'm sure

00:53:01.480 It's okay

00:53:02.180 Just slip it in

00:53:03.000 That sounds like a porn

00:53:05.100 There's porno

00:53:06.340 There's porno like that

00:53:06.800 I've seen porno like that

00:53:07.820 Where like

00:53:08.260 Don't wake the bunny

00:53:09.300 Or whatever

00:53:09.740 Where like a guy

00:53:11.580 Is in bed

00:53:13.660 And then like the stepdaughter

00:53:16.240 Comes in

00:53:16.920 And fucks him

00:53:17.580 While the wife's asleep

00:53:18.440 Oh wow

00:53:20.040 You know

00:53:20.640 Like the wife's

00:53:21.220 Pretending to be asleep

00:53:22.100 You know

00:53:22.740 Porn actors

00:53:23.280 Aren't that good at acting

00:53:24.140 Either

00:53:24.380 So the wife's like

00:53:26.060 Squinting her eyes closed

00:53:27.520 Like you know

00:53:28.020 She's not really asleep

00:53:28.860 And the fake stepdaughter

00:53:31.980 Is fucking the guy

00:53:32.980 Right next to her

00:53:33.800 It's always like

00:53:36.340 Naughty stuff

00:53:37.120 There's a lot of naughty

00:53:38.500 Like the one thing

00:53:39.180 That picked up big time

00:53:40.540 During the pandemic

00:53:41.320 Was like stepbrother

00:53:42.460 Stepsister porn

00:53:43.520 Where they were

00:53:44.420 Pretending it's a stepbrother

00:53:45.780 Or a stepsister

00:53:47.060 Because people got

00:53:47.840 Like stuck in houses together

00:53:49.500 Well do you

00:53:50.680 Oh I never even thought

00:53:51.600 About that

00:53:52.040 Yeah

00:53:52.260 You think that they were

00:53:52.940 Leading people to fuck

00:53:54.300 Huh

00:53:54.580 Well I think they were

00:53:55.600 Like capitalizing

00:53:56.640 On fantasies

00:53:57.380 That people would have

00:53:58.140 If they were stuck

00:53:58.860 In a house

00:53:59.400 With their family

00:54:00.100 So like say

00:54:01.300 If your dad

00:54:02.260 Remarries

00:54:03.480 Like you're 17

00:54:05.020 And your dad

00:54:06.460 Remarries this new woman

00:54:07.640 And this woman

00:54:08.160 Has a 18 year old daughter

00:54:10.000 Yeah

00:54:10.380 And you're stuck

00:54:12.300 In this house

00:54:13.140 With this girl

00:54:13.780 Who's now your sister

00:54:14.860 But she's not really

00:54:16.400 Your sister

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01:33:48.280 So

01:33:48.700 I

01:33:49.000 Think

01:33:49.220 Austrian

01:33:49.740 Women

01:33:50.080 Really

01:33:50.620 Yeah

01:33:51.060 And

01:33:51.260 You

01:33:51.340 Don't

01:33:51.460 See

01:33:51.600 Them

01:33:51.680 A lot

01:33:51.860 In

01:33:51.980 Porn

01:33:52.220 Or

01:33:52.320 Anything

01:33:52.500 I

01:33:52.700 Think

01:33:52.900 They

01:33:53.060 Keep

01:33:53.280 It

01:33:53.400 Really

01:33:53.840 They're

01:33:54.780 Kind

01:33:55.000 Of

01:33:55.100 Like

01:33:55.360 They're

01:33:57.260 Kind

01:33:57.480 Of

01:33:57.580 Like

01:33:57.820 They

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01:33:58.640 To

01:33:58.820 Me

01:33:58.980 Like

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01:33:59.780 Amish

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01:34:01.440 Amish

01:34:02.060 Yeah

01:34:02.320 Like

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01:34:05.320 Stick

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01:34:07.560 Script

01:34:07.900 Pull

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01:34:08.240 Some

01:34:08.380 I

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01:34:09.240 Damn

01:34:09.480 Hot

01:34:10.880 Dead

01:34:11.300 On

01:34:11.500 With

01:34:11.660 Disney

01:34:12.520 Princess

01:34:12.960 Yeah

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01:34:14.240 Very

01:34:14.560 Disney

01:34:14.920 Princess

01:34:15.360 Looking

01:34:15.740 All

01:34:16.100 Of

01:34:16.240 Them

01:34:16.400 Damn

01:34:17.080 Dang

01:34:18.020 I wonder

01:34:18.420 Like

01:34:18.700 What

01:34:19.080 Nationality

01:34:20.400 Is

01:34:20.760 Known

01:34:21.180 To

01:34:21.360 Have

01:34:21.540 The

01:34:21.680 Most

01:34:22.040 Beautiful

01:34:22.480 Women

01:34:22.880 Do

01:34:23.120 You

01:34:23.180 Think

01:34:23.300 There's

01:34:23.600 Like

01:34:23.800 A

01:34:24.080 Consensus

01:34:25.520 Nationality

01:34:26.280 That

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01:34:26.540 The

01:34:26.640 Most

01:34:26.800 Beautiful

01:34:27.080 Women

01:34:27.420 I

01:34:28.180 Don't

01:34:28.360 Know

01:34:28.560 But

01:34:28.720 I

01:34:28.820 Know

01:34:28.960 That

01:34:29.140 I

01:34:29.240 Thought

01:34:29.520 Poorly

01:34:30.460 That

01:34:30.600 I

01:34:30.640 Spent

01:34:31.040 So

01:34:31.480 Much

01:34:31.760 Jerking

01:34:32.860 Off

01:34:33.040 In

01:34:33.160 America

01:34:33.540 When

01:34:33.780 You

01:34:33.860 Could

01:34:33.980 Have

01:34:34.080 Done

01:34:34.240 It

01:34:34.440 In

01:34:35.520 Places

01:34:35.940 Internationally

01:34:36.380 Yeah

01:34:36.620 Like

01:34:37.120 It's

01:34:37.300 A

01:34:37.400 Small

01:34:37.620 World

01:34:37.880 Like

01:34:38.060 The

01:34:38.220 Ride

01:34:38.500 Dude

01:34:46.720 Why

01:34:46.980 Do

01:34:47.120 You

01:34:47.260 And

01:34:47.440 I

01:34:47.580 Have

01:34:47.760 The

01:34:47.900 Silliest

01:34:48.700 Podcast

01:34:49.140 Oh

01:34:50.320 My

01:34:50.520 God

01:34:50.660 I

01:34:50.780 Just

01:34:50.920 Had

01:34:51.020 A

01:34:51.120 Great

01:34:51.320 Podcast

01:34:51.680 With

01:34:52.100 Rich

01:34:52.620 From

01:34:52.800 Rich

01:34:53.000 Rebuilds

01:34:53.680 We

01:34:54.200 Were

01:34:54.320 Talking

01:34:54.500 About

01:34:54.700 Cars

01:34:55.140 And

01:34:55.500 Then

01:34:56.400 You

01:34:56.540 Come

01:34:56.760 In

01:34:56.900 Here

01:34:57.120 You

01:34:58.100 Started

01:34:58.500 With

01:34:58.760 Him

01:34:58.940 I

01:34:59.080 Saw

01:34:59.220 You

01:34:59.340 Talking

01:34:59.600 About

01:34:59.760 Horse

01:35:00.080 Sex

01:35:00.920 His

01:35:01.720 Reaction

01:35:02.220 Very

01:35:02.900 Different

01:35:03.240 Than

01:35:03.420 Yours

01:35:03.760 Oh

01:35:04.560 Yeah

01:35:04.920 That's

01:35:05.580 Cool

01:35:05.800 Man

01:35:06.040 I

01:35:06.160 Would

01:35:06.260 Like

01:35:06.360 To

01:35:06.460 Get

01:35:06.640 Some

01:35:06.820 Different

01:35:07.020 I

01:35:07.160 Like

01:35:07.640 To

01:35:07.740 Get

01:35:07.840 Some

01:35:07.960 Different

01:35:08.140 Hobbies

01:35:08.500 And

01:35:08.640 Stuff

01:35:08.820 Like

01:35:09.000 That

01:35:09.280 Like

01:35:09.720 What

01:35:09.980 I

01:35:11.560 Don't

01:35:11.680 Know

01:35:11.820 I

01:35:11.940 Thought

01:35:12.100 About

01:35:12.300 Sometimes

01:35:12.600 I

01:35:12.780 Thought

01:35:20.780 Golf

01:35:20.940 And

01:35:21.100 Fool

01:35:21.380 Him

01:35:22.260 And

01:35:22.380 Tony

01:35:22.600 Hinchcliffe

01:35:23.040 And

01:35:23.540 Ron

01:35:23.840 White

01:35:24.120 Oh

01:35:24.480 Tony's

01:35:24.820 Built

01:35:25.020 For

01:35:25.260 It

01:35:25.480 Built

01:35:26.220 For

01:35:26.360 Golf

01:35:26.600 I

01:35:26.820 Think

01:35:27.000 So

01:35:27.160 He's

01:35:27.320 Just

01:35:27.420 That

01:35:27.580 Perfect

01:35:27.880 He's

01:35:28.140 Very

01:35:28.420 He

01:35:29.180 Looks

01:35:29.500 Almost

01:35:29.800 Like

01:35:30.140 Pinocchio's

01:35:32.280 Crazy

01:35:33.320 Brother

01:35:33.860 You

01:35:37.120 Know

01:35:37.200 What I'm

01:35:37.280 Talking

01:35:37.400 About

01:35:37.580 Pull

01:35:37.780 Him

01:35:37.900 Up

01:35:38.120 Pull

01:35:39.820 Up

01:35:39.920 Tony

01:35:40.120 Hinchcliffe's

01:35:40.500 Body

01:35:40.760 Pull

01:35:41.200 Up

01:35:41.340 Tony

01:35:41.560 It's

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01:35:42.240 Already

01:35:42.520 A

01:35:42.660 Comparison

01:35:43.180 Tony

01:35:43.580 Hinchcliffe

01:35:43.820 Side

01:35:44.100 By

01:35:44.260 Side

01:35:44.560 Next

01:35:44.800 To

01:35:44.920 Pinocchio

01:35:45.380 Online

01:35:45.880 Dude

01:35:47.580 That

01:35:47.780 Was

01:35:47.920 So

01:35:48.100 Much

01:35:48.300 Fun

01:35:48.580 Man

01:35:48.860 It's

01:35:49.340 Interesting

01:35:49.720 You

01:35:50.220 Guys

01:35:50.380 Definitely

01:35:50.580 Made

01:35:50.740 A

01:35:50.820 Good

01:35:50.960 Case

01:35:51.320 For

01:35:52.160 Austin

01:35:52.540 Yeah

01:35:53.040 We're

01:35:53.640 Having

01:35:53.800 Fun

01:35:54.020 Out

01:35:54.180 Here

01:35:54.300 Man

01:35:54.560 Yeah

01:35:54.900 You

01:35:55.360 Get

01:35:55.520 To

01:35:55.640 See

01:35:55.800 It

01:35:55.920 Right

01:35:56.140 Yeah

01:35:56.540 And

01:35:56.780 How

01:35:56.940 Wild

01:35:57.380 Are

01:35:57.500 These

01:35:57.640 Shows

01:35:58.040 Tonight's

01:35:58.900 Gonna

01:36:17.780 Forward

01:36:18.060 To

01:36:19.240 To

01:36:19.260 The

01:36:19.340 Right

01:36:19.540 One

01:36:19.720 More

01:36:19.900 Please

01:36:20.180 Jamie

01:36:20.440 Right

01:36:21.420 There

01:36:21.680 Yeah

01:36:22.340 Yeah

01:36:23.180 Looks

01:36:23.400 Like

01:36:23.520 His

01:36:23.640 Arm

01:36:23.840 Is

01:36:23.980 Hanging

01:36:24.160 From

01:36:24.380 His

01:36:24.540 Train

01:36:24.840 Perhaps

01:36:28.640 Fuck

01:36:29.580 Geppetto

01:36:30.340 Yeah

01:36:31.180 He's

01:36:31.580 An

01:36:31.720 Asshole

01:36:32.220 Yeah

01:36:32.620 I'm

01:36:34.060 Trying

01:36:34.200 To

01:36:34.300 Think

01:36:34.360 If

01:36:34.460 There's

01:36:34.580 Anything

01:36:34.760 Else

01:36:34.940 I

01:36:35.080 Wanted

01:36:35.280 To

01:36:35.380 Ask

01:36:35.660 You

01:36:35.800 Joe

01:36:36.040 I

01:36:36.320 Feel

01:36:36.420 Like

01:36:36.500 We

01:36:36.580 Covered

01:36:36.800 A

01:36:36.880 Decent

01:36:37.100 Amount

01:36:37.280 Of

01:36:37.380 Stuff

01:36:37.660 You

01:36:38.500 Know

01:36:38.720 We

01:36:40.380 Definitely

01:36:40.660 Did

01:36:40.960 You

01:36:43.960 Move

01:36:44.200 Here

01:36:44.460 Thinking

01:36:48.660 About

01:36:48.880 It

01:36:49.140 I

01:36:49.560 Thought

01:36:49.720 About

01:36:49.900 It

01:36:50.000 I

01:36:50.080 Thought

01:36:50.220 About

01:36:50.380 It

01:36:50.460 More

01:36:50.580 Today

01:36:50.920 And

01:36:51.220 I

01:36:51.320 Thought

01:36:51.400 About

01:36:51.560 Yesterday

01:36:51.900 Yeah

01:36:52.560 What

01:36:54.440 Percentage

01:36:54.900 You

01:36:55.000 Think

01:36:55.200 You're

01:36:55.360 Thinking

01:36:55.520 About

01:36:55.780 It

01:36:55.940 I

01:36:56.920 Thought

01:36:57.180 30%

01:36:58.140 Which

01:36:58.320 Was

01:36:58.460 Surprising

01:36:58.900 I

01:36:59.040 Didn't

01:36:59.160 Think

01:36:59.280 I

01:36:59.360 Would

01:36:59.460 Think

01:36:59.600 About

01:36:59.780 It

01:36:59.860 That

01:36:59.980 Much

01:37:00.280 30%

01:37:01.100 I

01:37:01.360 I'll

01:37:01.660 Say

01:37:01.840 This

01:37:02.180 I

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01:37:03.340 You

01:37:04.020 Zillowed

01:37:04.620 Really

01:37:05.020 I

01:37:05.300 Zillowed

01:37:05.780 Last

01:37:06.060 Night

01:37:06.380 Where

01:37:06.780 You

01:37:06.900 Looking

01:37:07.160 I

01:37:07.380 Found

01:37:07.420 It

01:37:07.500 Pretty

01:37:07.660 Pricey

01:37:08.140 I

01:37:08.400 Found

01:37:08.600 Yeah

01:37:14.460 Up

01:37:14.680 Yeah

01:37:15.360 You

01:37:15.480 Gotta

01:37:15.660 Have

01:37:15.880 Really

01:37:16.120 Yeah

01:37:16.420 It's

01:37:16.820 Yeah

01:37:17.100 It's

01:37:17.260 Pretty

01:37:17.400 Pricey

01:37:17.840 But

01:37:18.100 That's

01:37:18.300 Okay

01:37:18.560 Gotta

01:37:19.380 Have

01:37:19.580 Them

01:37:19.760 Sheckles

01:37:20.200 Son

01:37:20.440 I

01:37:20.640 Know

01:37:20.860 I

01:37:21.520 Gotta

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01:37:22.040 Up

01:37:22.280 I

01:37:24.080 Gotta

01:37:24.240 Up

01:37:24.440 My

01:37:24.600 Sheckles

01:37:24.960 You

01:37:25.360 Make

01:37:25.580 A

01:37:25.680 Good

01:37:25.840 Living

01:37:26.100 Yeah

01:37:26.720 No

01:37:26.900 I

01:37:27.040 Do

01:37:27.240 It's

01:37:27.960 Been

01:37:28.140 Did

01:37:28.700 You

01:37:28.820 Buy

01:37:29.080 In

01:37:29.220 Nashville

01:37:29.540 Yeah

01:37:30.000 You

01:37:30.300 Could

01:37:30.400 Sell

01:37:30.600 There

01:37:30.880 For

01:37:31.240 Sure

01:37:31.580 Yeah

01:37:32.260 It's

01:37:32.400 Already

01:37:32.560 Went

01:37:32.760 Up

01:37:32.980 Great

01:37:33.340 Yeah

01:37:33.680 It's

01:37:34.060 Great

01:37:34.280 Market

01:37:34.640 Nashville

01:37:35.100 Another

01:37:35.380 Place

01:37:35.640 Like

01:37:35.820 Austin

01:37:36.160 Where

01:37:36.360 A Lot

01:37:36.580 Of

01:37:36.640 People

01:37:36.780 Move

01:37:37.040 To

01:37:37.220 But

01:37:37.720 It's

01:37:37.840 Like

01:37:37.940 A

01:37:38.040 Smaller

01:37:38.540 City

01:37:39.340 Right

01:37:39.600 Yeah

01:37:40.100 I

01:37:40.240 Would

01:37:40.360 Say

01:37:40.500 It's

01:37:40.600 Probably

01:37:40.780 Half

01:37:41.060 The

01:37:41.220 Size

01:37:41.580 I

01:37:42.280 Mean

01:37:42.400 I

01:37:42.500 Noticed

01:37:42.800 That

01:37:42.960 This

01:37:43.200 Feels

01:37:43.460 More

01:37:43.860 Like

01:37:44.180 A

01:37:44.360 City

01:37:44.960 Nashville

01:37:46.520 It's

01:37:47.420 It's

01:37:47.700 Still

01:37:47.860 A

01:37:48.000 City

01:37:48.160 But

01:37:48.340 It's

01:37:48.500 It's

01:37:48.940 A

01:37:49.020 Different

01:37:49.240 I

01:37:49.460 Fucking

01:37:49.740 Love

01:37:50.080 Nashville

01:37:50.520 Yeah

01:37:50.900 I

01:37:51.100 Love

01:37:51.380 Going

01:37:51.640 There

01:37:51.860 I

01:37:52.000 Love

01:37:52.200 Doing

01:37:52.340 Stand

01:37:52.660 Up

01:37:52.820 There

01:37:53.020 Fun

01:37:53.400 People

01:37:53.740 Yeah

01:37:54.320 That's

01:37:54.840 A

01:37:54.920 Fun

01:37:55.100 Town

01:37:55.280 And

01:37:55.420 It's

01:37:55.580 Also

01:37:55.800 Like

01:37:56.260 Austin

01:37:56.660 A

01:37:56.980 Town

01:37:57.440 That

01:37:57.680 Like

01:37:57.980 Appreciates

01:37:58.540 Art

01:37:58.860 Appreciates

01:37:59.860 Live

01:38:00.140 Performance

01:38:00.720 Oh

01:38:01.700 Yeah

01:38:01.820 People

01:38:02.020 Come

01:38:02.220 Out

01:38:02.320 All

01:38:02.420 The

01:38:02.500 Time

01:38:02.780 Yeah

01:38:03.180 It

01:38:03.380 Just

01:38:03.500 Has

01:38:03.660 A

01:38:03.780 Smaller

01:38:04.220 Comedy

01:38:04.620 Scene

01:38:05.240 Yeah

01:38:05.820 That's

01:38:06.080 The

01:38:06.160 Tough

01:38:06.340 Part

01:38:06.580 And

01:38:06.840 That's

01:38:07.020 What

01:38:07.120 I

01:38:07.200 Realized

01:38:07.540 It

01:38:07.640 Was

01:38:07.760 Like

01:38:07.900 If

01:38:08.040 I

01:38:08.140 Could

01:38:08.280 Get

01:38:08.480 Up

01:38:08.640 A

01:38:08.780 Little

01:38:08.900 More

01:38:09.320 You

01:38:09.680 Know

01:38:09.900 Instead

01:38:10.460 Of

01:38:10.600 Having

01:38:10.740 To

01:38:10.880 Go

01:38:10.960 To

01:38:11.080 Do

01:38:11.600 Like

01:38:11.820 A

01:38:11.920 Month

01:38:12.180 Or

01:38:12.320 Six

01:38:12.560 Weeks

01:38:12.760 At

01:38:12.880 A

01:38:12.980 Time

01:38:13.220 You

01:38:26.260 Rooms

01:38:26.540 That

01:38:26.700 Are

01:38:26.780 Outside

01:38:27.080 The

01:38:27.320 Area

01:38:27.660 A

01:38:28.400 Lot

01:38:28.700 Of

01:38:28.920 Open

01:38:29.440 Mics

01:38:29.860 And

01:38:30.100 Different

01:38:30.340 Places

01:38:30.700 Where

01:38:30.880 People

01:38:31.120 Perform

01:38:31.620 I

01:38:31.940 Mean

01:38:32.140 And

01:38:32.840 Since

01:38:33.160 The

01:38:33.340 Pandemic

01:38:33.840 Started

01:38:34.220 It's

01:38:34.500 Exploded

01:38:35.080 And

01:38:35.400 Definitely

01:38:35.780 Since

01:38:36.060 Kill

01:38:36.300 Tony

01:38:36.600 Moved

01:38:36.900 Here

01:38:37.120 And

01:38:37.260 We

01:38:37.360 All

01:38:37.520 Moved

01:38:37.760 Here

01:38:38.080 And

01:38:38.260 Segura

01:38:38.620 Moved

01:38:38.920 Here

01:38:39.180 And

01:38:39.340 Tim

01:38:39.540 Dillon

01:38:39.900 And

01:38:40.220 All

01:38:40.800 These

01:38:40.940 Other

01:38:41.100 Folks

01:38:41.480 Duncan

01:38:41.960 Moved

01:38:42.280 Here

01:38:42.560 I

01:38:43.160 Love

01:38:43.400 Duncan

01:38:43.760 Yeah

01:38:44.240 He's

01:38:44.400 The

01:38:44.500 Best

01:38:44.840 He's

01:38:45.180 So

01:38:45.360 Neat

01:38:45.720 He's

01:38:46.500 The

01:38:46.600 Best

01:38:46.900 He's

01:38:47.240 Really

01:38:47.400 Special

01:38:47.760 Yeah

01:38:48.500 Did

01:38:49.660 There's

01:38:51.140 One

01:38:51.280 Thing

01:38:51.420 I

01:38:51.480 Was

01:38:51.560 Going

01:38:51.660 To

01:38:51.680 Ask

01:38:51.900 You

01:38:51.980 About

01:38:52.220 That

01:38:52.540 About

01:38:54.280 What

01:38:56.560 Were

01:38:56.640 You

01:38:56.740 Talking

01:38:56.940 About

01:38:57.220 Comedy

01:38:58.540 Comedy

01:38:59.560 Moving

01:39:00.580 Moving

01:39:01.400 Zillow

01:39:02.720 Shekels

01:39:04.220 Yeah

01:39:04.500 Vape

01:39:05.840 Pens

01:39:06.220 Nope

01:39:08.100 Should

01:39:08.800 We

01:39:08.900 End

01:39:09.080 It

01:39:09.300 I

01:39:10.540 Think

01:39:10.700 So

01:39:10.820 I

01:39:10.900 Think

01:39:11.000 I

01:39:11.100 Have

01:39:11.180 One

01:39:11.280 More

01:39:11.400 Question

01:39:11.700 I

01:39:11.820 Trying

01:39:11.960 To

01:39:12.040 Think

01:39:12.140 What

01:39:12.280 It

01:39:12.400 Is

01:39:12.680 Can

01:39:14.480 I

01:39:14.560 Just

01:39:14.700 Have

01:39:14.800 About

01:39:14.940 Eight

01:39:15.160 Second

01:39:15.460 Was

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - August 09, 2022

E403 Joe Rogan

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