E410 Caleb Pressley
Episode Stats
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1 hour and 59 minutes
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198.69617
Summary
On this week's episode of The O.C.S.E.W.O.Y.E., we have a special guest on the show, returning for his second time to talk about his time as a Barstool Sports host and how he went from living out of a trunk to hosting one of the most popular and unique shows in the universe.
Transcript
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Today's guest is returning to the show for his second time.
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When I met him, he was living out of a trunk or something.
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But he was probably, who knows, he could have been selling hair.
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He's a good man, I'll say that, and he hosts one of the most popular and unique shows in
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the universe, Sunday Conversations, and he's part of Barstool Sports, and he is one of a
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I'm grateful to have him back now that his life has just really expanded so much.
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He's my friend, and I say that honestly, Mr. Caleb Presley.
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Do you know this is your second time coming on?
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I kind of finagled myself on the first time, but I feel like I'm going to be back for real.
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Yeah, I know the producer at the time, Nick Davis, was like a huge fan of yours.
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He's still producing podcasts and doing some of his own stuff and betting online.
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Well, as you should, they're probably betting together.
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Yeah, I think actually, one of the picks he sent me, I did see, I think, some slots in
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Fall's like the busiest time of year for me, so I'm traveling.
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It's a lot of like, they try to, I notice if you go downtown, you see a lot of fat stuffed
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I was like, it's way fatter than I thought it was going to be.
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And I mean, it's all love, but there's a lot of fats out here.
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And I'm not even saying, not even looking from a sexual perspective.
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There's just a lot of girls who are, they're on Broadway.
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Because it is, you know, they definitely, fat has become more designer.
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I think the Kardashians did that because they had that kind of desert fat, that ass, you
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Did you see the story that Kim apparently like cut her ass off?
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And did they do anything with the meat or whatever?
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I think they had to have, but I don't know what they did with it.
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If you've seen like a lot of her history, you know?
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She does a lot of stuff for like the African-American community.
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And you think they would reappropriate it or just eat it?
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If I got a half pound of dashing ass in the mail, bro.
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I might sear it, but I might not cook the whole thing, you know?
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Honestly, candlelight dinner and you're going to be hungry afterwards, too, for dessert.
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And that's going to be a hard meal to follow up.
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Oh, that's going to be a hard meal to follow up.
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I didn't know that they were cutting off their butt.
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Yeah, I think it's, I mean, I don't know if that's true.
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Like, were you kind of like, what was kind of the idea with coming to Nashville?
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What was like, was there like a big goal behind it or just?
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Well, I was in, so I lived in New York for like five or six years.
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Because that's where the Barstool headquarters is.
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I don't, some people don't know if I am or not what I am.
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And just because my show is just so, I'm not at the headquarters.
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So they have like a headquarters in the, in New York City where everyone goes in every day.
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And a lot, and actually like a lot of the people who work for Barstool are not there anymore,
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And people were like, some people were like, what, are you gone?
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Oh, dude, they were like, they got way too serious about it.
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Well, also it's, they didn't drop, they didn't drop the prices.
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You know, if you feel like you're being really serious about it,
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it'd be like you give relief to some of your people.
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Yeah, you think you discount people a little bit, you know.
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But anyway, so I got out of, I got out of New York.
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And I was, I was playing golf a lot at the time.
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I was like, and I dedicated my life to be a professional golfer.
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And anyway, so I moved to Florida to pursue that.
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And I was serious about it, as serious as you could possibly be.
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Like, would you get up in the morning and do golf?
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So this is my whole thing was, so during COVID, I played golf for the very first time.
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Because my whole life, and this is kind of like you, I've tried to convince you to come play
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And this is kind of the same thing you say to me, is like, I would tell my friends, I
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Like, I don't mind coming, but like, I don't have any of my own clubs.
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You're going to have to buy my balls, tell me the rules.
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I don't want to be like looking for you, like waving from far away.
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Or if you guys are having a fun time, I don't want you to be like, oh, Caleb's still hitting
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But then finally during COVID, there's no other options.
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So then I was like, I guess they're like, Caleb, come on.
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And so I played one time and I was hooked immediately.
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I was like, this is the best sport I've ever played in my life.
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And I grew up playing sports, football, basketball, whatever.
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I was like, this is my favorite sport I've ever played.
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And then I was like looking around, I was like looking into it.
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And I was like, these guys are professional golfers are not even that good of athletes.
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I saw John Daly one night overdose on, I don't even know what it was, gin, I think.
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And get carried out of a bar, like get carried out of a restaurant.
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It's the kind of place where you could have so much fun that you got to have a, you know,
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they got to send an ambulance for you because, you know, your whole vibe is on fire.
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But yeah, they had some dudes carrying them out.
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And one dude, like fire, like firemen carried them, you know?
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I keep on waiting for this to like have like a joke in it, but so far it seems pretty accurate to what happened.
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And I just turned into one of those people that just had like video on him.
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I didn't put it up because it felt kind of embarrassing.
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But the crazy thing was I saw it happen again where they carried John Daly out of a place.
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I mean, it probably happens to him pretty often.
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I think he's definitely become kind of like the cat, like he's like the bad, you know, he's the bag of clubs.
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Dude, so one time I was in, this is like early on in my career, and I was trying to figure out what I was doing.
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Like, you know, I was working at Barstool trying to figure out what kind of content I was making or like what, where was my lane?
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So I was just trying a bunch of different stuff.
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You were on an email chain with him, weren't you?
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I was on an email chain with him that I should not have been on.
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But anyway, so I was like, all right, this is what I'm going to do.
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I'm going to, and this is when he was not coaching.
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And in hindsight, in saying out loud, it sounds dumb.
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And there was no like, there was no like, find him and then I'm going to, it was like, I'm just going to find him.
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And so anyways, I was like doing all this research, talking to people who knew.
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So I was like, I was like, I'm going to find this guy.
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Anyways, I ended up in Tampa and they're like, he, his headquarters is in the Hooters, the original Hooters.
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I was at the restaurant and it's in Tampa and I was eating.
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I was like, you guys seen John Gruden recently?
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Like, and that's corporate right across the street, across the parking lot.
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I wasn't even at the clothes stage of your career.
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And I walked across the street and I went into the corporate office and I was like, I'm
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That's the corporate office, too, of the world when you think about it.
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It's the corporate office of every 11 and 12 and 13 and 14 and 15-year-old boy.
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And this was, I didn't even know we were telling the story today.
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I also hosted the Hooters conference this year, or the pageants.
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But, so I go in there and I was like, I want to see John Gruden.
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He wasn't there, but his assistant gave me a tour and he's like, what are you looking
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I was like, oh, I don't even remember what I said.
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And they're like, this is, uh, John Daly's room.
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And I was like, what do you mean John Daly's room?
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It's a, you know, like the Chronicles of Narnia, a wall that has a bunch of books and
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You push it open and it was just a very small room, smaller than this room.
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And it had a mattress on the floor and like a little putting thing.
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Inside, inside John Gruden's office, inside the Hooters headquarters.
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And they say he parks his bus out back and then whenever he just needs a place to be outside
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That's almost the most homeless shit you can do.
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Like live in a Hooters and live in a, like be in a bus.
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And so did it have like a sink or anything in there?
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I think it's probably just because people get so, I mean, if you're trying to carry him
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You know, you want to walk up the stairs onto the bus.
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So sometimes it's probably just easier if it's a smaller person.
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It's taken right into the, lay him on the ground.
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See, that's a good top secret way to go about business.
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A lot of businesses, I feel like, think too much.
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Like, let's put the business in this big business, you know?
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They're like, oh, every time you go in, you know, whoever, you know, everybody's doing
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But it'd be crazy as fuck if you look under like a table or you move a booth and there's
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There's just a big computer, John Gruden, Gmail.
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I wonder if that's where he was sending those wild emails from.
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I don't even really know what he said, but apparently it was bad.
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So one time I went over to, there were some dudes, man, two white guys.
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One of them wasn't white and we went over there and it was about business, right?
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So I go over there and I'm ready for business or whatever.
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So anyway, they said, hey, it was in like the Hollywood Hills somewhere.
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And like, hey, do you know, this is Jared Leto's house, right?
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There's like a, they're like, you want to see something cool?
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And I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm here for business.
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So they open up like, it looks like a huge refrigerator door from like the Dharma Initiative
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They open it up and it's like a hallway from like the 1930s or something.
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His house was part of the property was a bunker, like a war bunker that was like built into
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You're like in like, it was like a 19, like 30, 40, 50s hospital or something.
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And then like, probably like a nice 4,000 square foot house, you know, like, but the amount
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of bunker that he had, I can't even imagine, bro.
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One, do you think you're getting told for saying that?
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What kind of business meeting were you doing at Jared Leto's house?
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They had a couple of, you know, employees, coworkers.
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You probably got to work your way up before you can even meet him or see him.
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Now we're like, you know, buddies, you know, uh, like not friends, but like, you know,
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like text and say, Hey, and I see him at the UFC fights.
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I don't think those are my kind of movies, you know?
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And it was, I mean, I'm actually a huge fan of his, but, uh, yeah, I didn't watch it.
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Um, and I didn't like bats, you know, we didn't have a lot of, uh, I don't think we
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And so I didn't really know anything about bats.
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And so I think a lot of it, I was trying to just figure out what bats get the whole concept
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Dude, the whole thing, I don't want to spoil it.
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You probably get some more explanation and clarity on like what it is, but you really
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You know, there's shit, you can light it on fire.
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That's what I read somewhere, the bat, um, droppings or whatever, or you could light
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I don't know what, you know, I don't know if that could be true.
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But I wonder if John Gruden works in there, that little bunker.
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I mean, I know he, like his band, they do like some pretty wild parties.
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You just kind of hear stories about, I mean, I don't know.
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And it seems like kind of a different life than, definitely I live and probably you
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He kind of embodies like woman, man, and child in one.
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You almost don't know if you want to put him on a school bus or like, you know, or, you
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know, he seems like he's always in a wedding kind of, he kind of has that vibe.
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Dude, there's nothing like, just it gives you the feel of a concert, like reading an article.
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Well, he's like, you know, a cult leader and stuff like that, or excused of it.
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Like, he's like, someone made a rumor that he was an awesome cult leader.
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First of all, if I'm a cult leader, good for me, I feel like.
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I hate how they're always like, oh, this fucking cult leader, you know, or whoever, you know,
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or like whoever it is, Billy Graham or like Mike Lindell or whoever these people are,
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you know, like the guy that did the XFL, you know, all that shit.
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But it's like, I'm in, if I'm a cult leader, I'm fucking, let's do it.
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Like once they're in, how do you maintain your membership?
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It seems like you're right on the same page as pretty much everyone else, I think.
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I mean, the only reason you get into a cult, I feel like, is probably for some kind of light sex, you know?
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We had a guy one time on here who beat, what's that, he has like a disease or something where you can't talk.
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But he, I just believe, if there's enough people around you fucking do it, it can heal diseases, I think.
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Do you see that story about, have you been watching House of Dragons, the new Game of Thrones show?
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I watched the first one and I got, I couldn't understand what's going on.
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They said, I mean, I just read an article, it was like, they have a scene, it was in a brothel, again, no spoilers, but there's a scene where they're in a brothel.
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And the main actress was like, they had extras in there who met each other that day, who had to 69 for 14 hours on set that day.
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If you're throwing out some real gas out here, would you rather be the person on the top or on the bottom, you think?
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I bet they made them switch like every half hour.
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You get deep into editing, you find out they had to stay exactly the same spot.
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They probably had to literally, because they're doing the same shot over and over and they have to have, they switch angles, the people in the back had to be doing the same thing.
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So, if you're doing this and you got to do the same speed, 12 hours.
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I've always thought that 69 is more for children.
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People who want to fuck that are whatever age, as long as they're both cool with it.
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Dude, oh, dude, I was on a, we shot a TV show one time and they had, it was like a,
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there was this party scene and the guy who was, remember that song?
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So, we're, there's a party at that, there's like a, we shooting at that guy's house, right?
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And they had people like fucking doing sex at the party.
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So, they were just supposed to be in the background having fun, just having sex.
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So, we're just been doing this acting all day, this scene and stuff.
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And finally, it gets on in the evening and then those, those actors get there and they're
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The guy would be like, all right, move over here, here, fucking, and balloons.
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The last person, some guy was supposed to be blowing up balloons.
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So, you're like, okay, one, here, yep, fucking, balloons.
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And then the scene would start and these people were just, and the, the one of them had been
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They just travel, those types of people just travel and that's their life, you know?
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Do you think you'd be able to do that if you had a, I mean, you're getting into acting
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So, do you think that you'd be able to do that?
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What would you, what would you say if they had, that was a big part of your script?
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I'm not going to make any promises and I think we should have an alternate ending to this
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Because I just, my whole life I've never been a great, you know, that's not been like,
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I'm good, I'm good at, I'm good like, I'm good like the pre, you know, when the guy walks
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And they're checking him down and the big black guy shows up and pats him down or whatever.
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I'm good at fucking, let's, you know, let's be ready.
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I'm good at all the intro music and everything.
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It's just, once it starts, I think sometimes it's just too much, I don't know if it's the
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And then some, so, but I'm, yeah, I'm just not a distance runner.
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But I mean, that, that's in the Olympics and people can make careers off that.
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I think you probably have to have another one as well.
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If you're sexual finesse, if you had to put that into an Olympic sport, this is good.
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So it's a lot of chair-out-of-the-ring type of stuff?
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Dude, I remember one time we met this Chinese kid, and he'd never seen wrestling before, and then we told him it was two guys trying to fuck each other, right?
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But the whole time, he's like, he's just like wondering why they couldn't both do it, you know?
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Not to just keep giving you pop culture stories, but Tom Hardy, the guy from Batman, which you wouldn't like.
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He entered into a jiu-jitsu competition under his name and won it, like a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition.
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They said he was like preparing for another, for, I guess, oh, he was in a movie called The Wrestler or Wrestlers.
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And he won, and he started doing jiu-jitsu for that, and now he's like a blue belt, which I don't know where that ranks.
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I haven't been, I probably haven't been to jiu-jitsu in two months.
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I've just been trying to like, I just kept getting hurt so much.
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Just how it's like, I mean, if you watch podcasts from the outside looking in, which is kind of where I feel like I am on the scale, it feels like almost all podcasters do jiu-jitsu.
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I think, I think probably, well, Rogan's, Rogan got everybody into the, Rogan like merged like these two worlds, right?
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And after that, you have everybody that kind of like, you start meeting all these guys, and you're like, I want to be involved in this.
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I did it for like my, my senior project in high school.
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But I was a beginner MMA, so you had to start at jiu-jitsu, I think.
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So that's when they have kickboxing and wrestling.
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Like it's, it's kind of weird because I would go in, I was 18, so I was like, there's some
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old dudes in there and you know, they're big and they're stronger than you and they're like
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I don't know what old guys are sweatier than young guys.
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And that part of it turned me off a little bit, but I did like the physical component of kind
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I was, I worked out with, you know, Will Compton.
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I mean, I worked out with him today, this morning.
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He lives here and I don't have like really a workout schedule at all.
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And so we'll do like a little kind of an easy workout.
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And, but this morning we did like conditioning, which I never do.
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Like when I stopped playing football, I was like, dude, I'm never, I'm never doing anything
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Like I've worked out so hard for my whole life.
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Which, and I did it for a while and you start feeling real bad, you know?
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I felt so much better after doing a conditioning than just a lifting weights.
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And I asked Will, I was like, why, why do you think it feels so much better to do conditioning?
00:31:33.520
He's like, well, you just go kind of like, you can really exert yourself hard as you can.
00:31:37.080
And I feel like that's kind of the same thing with wrestling or you can't not, you can't
00:31:45.800
So that's something, there's something to that.
00:31:48.140
It makes your brain feel better at least a little.
00:31:51.420
I think, I think I know what you're talking about, but, um, I'll like going to do.
00:31:57.680
I was just saying I said all that, but then I realized about conditioning, I didn't try my
00:32:10.200
And then the only thing I realized I'm conditioned before I get back home and it's just me again.
00:32:25.960
And we always go over there to get like a little burrito afterwards.
00:32:28.760
And we've been, we have a hard day of conditioning.
00:32:33.340
So we only have one, but like today we had two burritos each.
00:32:38.580
Now I'm telling you, dude, this, there's something about Nashville, baby, where they just, you
00:32:42.820
know, they just want to, how much fat can I get in this boot?
00:32:49.620
Like, are you going to stay here for everything?
00:33:03.180
You, I, I go get coffee every morning at a gas station.
00:33:10.920
There's one, there's that, they got two owls land over there at night.
00:33:14.180
And, uh, there's a guy out there and he sees the owls, he tells you, and then you owe him
00:33:24.880
So dude, over there, bro, that dude fucking, you got to pull up just before he sees those
00:33:29.480
owls if you want to fucking do it on the cheap.
00:33:31.540
Um, but, uh, but I love that kind of shit, you know, I love that, um, I love that it
00:33:40.260
kind of, it's kind of like, it still has some values to it.
00:33:55.360
I think if I had me a wife or something, maybe if I got a wife, then I would consider
00:34:01.160
But until I get a wife, dude, I think I'm just a rolling stone.
00:34:06.040
Like I'm the same way as you in terms of I could live anywhere.
00:34:12.240
Like I, for my show, for Sunday Conversation, I go to the guest.
00:34:16.140
So as long as there's an airport, I could live anywhere.
00:34:20.560
And then you got to decide where you want to live.
00:34:22.620
And you try a new city and you make a bunch of friends and you're like, I'm gonna go
00:34:33.840
Because some, and some people, they don't even, they don't know you're, some people don't
00:34:50.140
But then there's guys like Jimmy John, who we both know.
00:34:54.480
Who, like I talked to him this morning because he was saying he had lunch with you.
00:35:01.300
And he literally is in a different city every day.
00:35:07.220
Like, how do you, don't you ever want to just be at your house?
00:35:10.980
And he said something like, he said something pretty cool.
00:35:13.920
He was like, I'm not going to let the old creep in or something like that.
00:35:26.360
He had, that guy has like a million horsepower engine.
00:35:34.880
I think guys like that would have been great at almost anything they tried to do.
00:35:39.800
Some people are just like, you meet him, you're like, oh, they'd be great at whatever.
00:35:43.560
Like, no matter what they did, they would have figured it out.
00:35:50.480
Now, this young fella is a, let's use a word to describe Little Jimmy.
00:36:03.320
He's, he's, he's like, and for people who don't know Jimmy John, I mean, I know you had him on your show,
00:36:07.620
but like, he's just the most, I had him on my show too.
00:36:11.020
Your show probably gave him a more insight to his real personality, but he, uh, he's just like,
00:36:20.020
Pull up some pictures of, I don't know if we can get it.
00:36:31.120
Like he's not like a, I mean, he's obviously a billionaire, but he's not like some type of person
00:36:35.220
that you feel like you can't talk to him about anything.
00:36:41.980
And then, and, but then also the same time he is, uh, his attention to detail and how smart he is
00:36:48.160
and how much he, he's thoughtful by everything.
00:36:50.120
And I think little Jimmy seems to be the kind of same way, which is kind of crazy.
00:36:55.800
He's at this camp and I don't want to share too much of his details.
00:37:00.160
He also motorboated himself for a little while, which I thought was, I mean, I look, I, I just,
00:37:06.300
yes, I looked at, I saw the video and I didn't see it cause I wanted to see it.
00:37:18.460
Little Jimmy, it's, I didn't know who we were talking about.
00:37:20.200
Little Jimmy is like this, like spit fire kind of, he's kind of like a, um, kind of young
00:37:29.340
But Rush ate pills and little Jimmy likes to hunt.
00:37:33.120
He, he is like, and the reason I was even talking about big Jimmy is just because he
00:37:36.740
has all these qualities where you, like you said, he'll be successful at anything he tries.
00:37:40.860
And you look at little Jimmy and you're like, this kid's going to either be the president of the United
00:37:46.780
And it's, and we told him that it's like, bro, you got to choose, you know?
00:37:50.420
Like you are, you're a walking legend already, but you got to enter prison, baby.
00:37:55.180
That'd be good for children, president or prison.
00:37:58.660
Or just like a new line of Hillary Clinton shirts, you know?
00:38:03.360
Bro, how crazy people forget that Bill Clinton went to that.
00:38:08.160
How crazy when you think that they went to university of Arkansas, that's the craziest part for me.
00:38:12.200
I was thinking this morning, cause I saw, oh, cause the, the Monday night football stuff
00:38:15.780
with Peyton Manning and the Manning family, how they have their whole thing with like,
00:38:20.940
they got obviously Peyton and Eli and then the brother, they got the young kid who's coming
00:38:24.800
up, who's supposed to be the best quarterback ever.
00:38:29.100
They basically have their own like, they're like their football mafia.
00:38:32.620
And like, you hear like whispers and stories, like they are like the football mafia.
00:38:35.900
Like they want your show shut down, that thing shut down.
00:38:38.960
Or if they want your show to go, that thing goes.
00:38:42.960
They've always had that in New Orleans growing up and they had Cooper, the third brother.
00:38:46.800
And they always, he was like, he sold insurance or something, but he'd have a commercial.
00:38:50.720
Like I'll throw a policy over this fucking mountain.
00:38:52.860
You know, he'd have like that kind of stuff, you know?
00:39:01.700
How was your, whenever Aaron Rodgers came through, how was that?
00:39:04.160
Was that pretty, what was something, what was that like?
00:39:11.160
He was the, the number one coolest dude that you, I didn't know what to think about.
00:39:17.980
I mean, I had you on the show, but I had met you a bunch of times before.
00:39:20.560
He was the coolest guy that I just didn't know what I was going to get.
00:39:25.160
He, he could not have been, he had this huge house.
00:39:29.820
We did it at Lake Tahoe at this golf tournament.
00:39:36.200
Most of the time, sometimes I'll know the person or sometimes they'll hit me up or I'll
00:39:41.140
But most of the times it's a girl named, a woman named Kelly and another woman named
00:39:47.100
Peggy from our booking department who like put everything together.
00:39:50.180
So Peggy books Aaron Rodgers on my show and we get a list.
00:39:54.140
I don't know how it is for your pod, but it's like, I get a list of like, would you be
00:40:00.540
I don't even, I just only like Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, you know, and I never get any of
00:40:05.940
Or at least I hadn't got any of them in the past.
00:40:07.920
And then I got a message or email was like, Hey, Aaron Rodgers will do your show.
00:40:14.740
There was gonna be two months from then at the Lake Tahoe golf tournament because he's
00:40:20.240
So we get to the tournament and we're out there in Lake Tahoe.
00:40:24.580
I don't know if you've been, but it's a hard place to get to.
00:40:27.780
You've got to fly cross country, fly to Reno and then drive to Lake Tahoe.
00:40:37.560
And then I hit up Peggy and I was like, Reno is bad.
00:40:48.600
And, uh, Reno is the only city I wouldn't donate blood in, honestly, because I felt bad about
00:40:59.560
I just get like, it's, it's just a lot of cigarette smoke is honestly the only thing I
00:41:03.900
I just think about how many cigarettes have been smoked inside there.
00:41:08.980
We got stuck in a casino one night there and they, they found a body behind some of the
00:41:19.620
They found a not alive guy behind some of the machines.
00:41:36.220
And we're like, what time and where is this thing going to happen?
00:41:38.340
And then Peggy, who's our booker, is like hitting up his agent or whatever.
00:41:45.080
And then finally at night, they're just like, uh, we're going to be honest with you.
00:41:55.420
It's like you guys are the Packers offensive coordinator.
00:42:01.260
Like he just is in this, he's in this lane or this like wave that he just riding.
00:42:06.100
And that's kind of how you feel when you're around him.
00:42:07.380
He just kind of like, he just on his own wavelength and he just didn't talk to his agent
00:42:14.820
And actually shout out to big, uh, Pat McAfee who worked at Barstool.
00:42:20.200
And I was like, Pat, I hate to call him a favor ever.
00:42:22.940
And I would, I don't know how I could repay you, especially if you've got what freaking
00:42:27.640
in two million dollars now and all the access in the world.
00:42:37.800
It's not like, it's not like I'm asking you to ask Rogers to do it.
00:42:45.560
And so Pat talked to Rogers who he responded to Pat and he was like, show up at his house
00:42:54.340
He doesn't take his, he doesn't have shoes on the whole time.
00:43:00.580
He just, in his, I don't even know how to explain it.
00:43:16.100
We had went out the night before and I think I was like a little hungover and he was like,
00:43:23.760
So it was the staff like made me like a margarita and we did the interview.
00:43:28.100
And then we hung out, me, him and Glenny Balls for like seven hours.
00:43:35.880
I mean, I don't want to like go too much into it, but I asked him every question that you
00:43:43.620
And he was super transparent, honest, answered every question.
00:43:46.720
Questions you can't even believe would be answered by anybody.
00:43:50.700
He was just, I kind of have a man crush on him, I guess.
00:44:02.080
I think he's traditionally probably, I think he's in the upper tiers of handsome, but I think.
00:44:06.680
Like, I think he would probably say he's, he's beyond, he's like a beyond burger for
00:44:21.740
He, you don't think about him being attractive when you're looking, when you're with him.
00:44:25.020
You think about like, this is, this is just like a, and I'm a football fan too.
00:44:29.200
So like, you know what he's done on the field and like, you know how good he is at what
00:44:32.760
And then just so, how he could be that cool too and be on your own lane.
00:44:43.280
Or before his whole like different, I mean, I think he's went through a lot of stuff.
00:44:49.440
He seems like a man who's almost traveled time now when I look at him.
00:44:54.540
When you left him that day, did you feel like, did you miss him?
00:45:02.060
And I was like, we saw like a vaccination sign, like must be vaccinated.
00:45:07.200
You know, he just texts back like immunized, bro.
00:45:13.060
He's a, Glennie Balls is going to kill me for saying this.
00:45:17.180
Him and Glennie Balls like this is Glennie's background on his phone.
00:45:21.100
You know, it's hard to find good male figures out there in the world these days.
00:45:26.620
Especially athletes too, because it's been for a long time.
00:45:29.160
Like, I mean, you're a huge sports fan and so am I.
00:45:32.820
It's like for pretty much our whole lives, athletes haven't been able to, while they're
00:45:36.680
playing especially, just like say wild shit and be like really good and have thought behind it.
00:45:44.740
But it's like, they just didn't think about it.
00:45:50.680
And you know, his fan base is every type of person, every demographic, probably from multi-countries.
00:45:57.800
And he just, he just saying his truth and it's kind of cool.
00:46:01.940
It seemed like he has like, he's like a six shooter.
00:46:03.780
Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled out a six shooter.
00:46:07.560
And he just shot a bunch of fucking cool ass fucking ideas into the world.
00:46:19.700
When I was with him, it was before his announcement that he had done it.
00:46:26.420
He's like, he told me, he's like, I'm about to do this announcement.
00:46:34.780
He's like, well, just that I've been using a little plant medicine.
00:46:37.200
And I was like, and I was like, bro, I was like, we, I was like, we all know.
00:46:43.840
I told him, I was like, dude, everyone knows that you've fucking taken ayahuasca.
00:46:51.020
It's like, that won't even make a blip on the news.
00:46:58.400
Yeah, I got, because Aubrey, Aubrey Marcus invited me to go.
00:47:03.940
I was supposed to go on that trip when they went.
00:47:12.640
I just felt like it, I couldn't, I mean, I could have maybe sent a mass email to those
00:47:17.740
people and said like, hey guys, I'm thinking about doing this, you know, I don't know.
00:47:24.600
But if, if like 50 of them said, no, we wanted to see the show, I probably would have done
00:47:29.340
Dude, I honestly, if you were to live stream you and Aaron doing ayahuasca, they'd probably
00:47:36.660
But he was, I mean, I don't know if I butchered talking about it, but he is as cool of a
00:47:47.700
No, I think it's interesting, man, because you always kind of like, he's, he seems a little
00:47:58.040
I could see how he'd be frustrating to play with or definitely to coach.
00:48:02.000
You would, but at this point in his career, you don't.
00:48:07.260
Who's probably better at being a rattler than you are.
00:48:10.880
I don't understand how any good quarterback has a quarterback's coach who was not a good
00:48:16.820
Yeah, but I'd say most of them didn't play ever.
00:48:20.420
Like there's a lot of the best, but a lot of the best coaches.
00:48:26.580
There's a quite a, like, I'm trying to think the guy's name who was at the Georgia Tech,
00:48:30.440
Paul Johnson, I think, who ran that triple option.
00:48:33.340
And like, no one could stop Georgia Tech running triple option.
00:48:36.060
He never even played a down of football in his entire life.
00:48:41.500
Like what, tell me, what's, what's Saban's football background?
00:48:49.880
Why has Saban owned like a subway or something?
00:48:57.320
He looked like he probably worked at a factory somewhere.
00:49:06.820
Saban played defensive back at Kent State University.
00:49:09.420
Upon his graduation in 1973, he had intended to pursue a career in automotive sales until the Kent State head coach, Don James, two names for one, hired him as a graduate assistant.
00:49:40.980
I wouldn't buy a car for him in a million years.
00:49:43.200
I mean, I know a lot of fucking Mississippi State fans wouldn't.
00:49:48.280
I think that you'd probably be pretty good in that lane.
00:49:58.360
Yeah, but you have to be the owner to be rich, I think.
00:50:00.680
Otherwise, you just end up smoking and going to AA meetings.
00:50:16.700
A bunch of chicks, like all our shows got canceled.
00:50:21.080
And two buses of like co-eds, like chicks, were like going to their sorority ski trip.
00:50:27.120
They couldn't go up the mountain, so they had to stay there.
00:50:30.800
Literally, me and my buddy Jamie Lyssoe were sitting at the bar like, man, our lives suck.
00:50:52.680
What's your, out of all the, out of all the places you've been, what's your favorite weird city?
00:51:00.000
Like favorite place, like you wouldn't want to live there probably, but like I just love going there.
00:51:04.500
Man, I really wanted to get to spend a little bit more time up in Portland, Maine.
00:51:12.580
Yeah, it's just, it's like such a surprise that it's there.
00:51:16.020
Because you think it's a lot of people out there fucking, you know, who've lost their eyeballs and shit, you know?
00:51:21.840
Out there, people out there, just, you know, a lot of people that, you know, hate people that go to Burning Man, but wish they would watch Burning Man videos at home as a family.
00:51:32.740
But, but dang, it's, there's just something about it, dude.
00:51:41.680
One of the first things I did at Barstow was like a travel show.
00:51:46.060
And it didn't really take, I don't know why, well, I'm probably about to say why.
00:51:51.320
So we would like, we had an episode in Portland, Oregon.
00:51:55.240
And so we went out and shot a lot of stuff there, but like we had some stuff planned.
00:51:58.840
We went to like an RV sale and we got kicked out of there.
00:52:02.580
We just didn't get enough stuff for the whole episode.
00:52:04.860
And we had a, we liked our whole season of episodes.
00:52:07.680
They're probably like 10 minutes a piece, 15 minutes a piece.
00:52:09.340
But this one probably had like five solid minutes, six solid minutes.
00:52:12.620
And so we just took a, we took a flight to, for we were in New York, like a quick flight to Portland, Maine.
00:52:18.940
We shot the rest of the episode and just never said anything about it.
00:52:24.020
It's like half of it's in Maine, half of it's in Oregon.
00:52:36.580
One time you had an Antifa thing and then you were eating a lobster the next minute.
00:52:46.860
Those things would be fucking gangbangers, wouldn't they?
00:52:50.320
In the ocean, dude, if they had some fucking black lobsters.
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Oh, what I just see in the Netherlands, they had, did you see that thing, brownies and downies or whatever?
00:56:50.520
They incorporated them and they're running a restaurant.
00:56:59.420
And people were giving them hell on the internet.
00:57:02.240
But you can go there and get you a good brownie and meet a, you know, one of God's warlords, you know, one of God's, you know.
00:57:10.780
I have such a soft spot for like heroes, you know.
00:57:14.560
Down syndrome, if I could, when I have a kid, and I mean, obviously it's a, it's a, it's, I mean, they're like, they don't have an easy life.
00:57:24.980
And it's, I don't think it's super easy to, I don't know, not raise one, but I think it's like, it's hard.
00:57:31.800
Down syndrome's hard, but they're so pure and so sweet.
00:57:34.560
I've always said, if there's going to be like a down syndrome kid, I'll take one.
00:57:41.780
Um, we had Chris Nickich on and he's the down syndrome guy who won the, uh, who finished the Ironman.
00:57:50.760
And so that was like unbelievable talking to him.
00:57:56.180
Uh, no, he talked, like he's like, likes, he, you know, he talked a lot about trying to get with some hot blondes, you know?
00:58:02.700
Which I get, you know, totally understood that part of it.
00:58:07.460
Actually, the part I couldn't relate to was a lot of like the physical.
00:58:21.020
That's what he kept saying over and over again, man.
00:58:23.200
But he, that dude, yeah, he ran like 250 miles.
00:58:27.160
Um, and like swam and he swam like as far as you could let somebody swim, you know, but, uh, pretty unbelievable.
00:58:34.040
But this place they have, everybody that works there has Down syndrome.
00:58:37.700
So that's like, and people were giving them a problem, but I think it's kind of cool.
00:58:45.360
I think people are saying, oh, this is wrong, you know?
00:58:48.620
But I think it's like, at least now you can embrace it.
00:58:54.160
Cause what I don't like is when people pretend somebody doesn't have Down syndrome.
00:58:59.900
Well, in our town growing up, they would do that a lot.
00:59:01.980
And it'd be like, Eric has Down syndrome, you know?
00:59:05.520
And they're like, no, he doesn't, you know, like, well, all right, you know, like, well,
00:59:28.860
I wonder what other afflictions you could have and also have like a cool place, you know?
00:59:41.600
What if there was a, what if there was a spot where every, every single person had like
01:00:02.740
The guy's like, oh, you want some salt on that?
01:00:34.680
I'm trying to think of some other good ones we could have.
01:00:46.780
Sometimes I think about like just those names, like the strip clubs that serve food.
01:01:05.660
Dude, when I see a horrible tit, it fucking makes my whole body hurt.
01:01:12.940
And dude, sometimes, and this is just me being transparent and honest.
01:01:16.260
Sometimes when I'll see someone who has like an actual, I saw, this is bad, but this is just a true story.
01:01:21.920
I saw a guy who he lost a, I don't know if he had a burn on his face or he lost an arm, maybe both, but I saw him.
01:01:29.080
I was at the movie theater and I saw him and I did like that.
01:01:32.480
You know, and it's like, I don't know if he saw me or not, but it's a sad, there's something in us that you're not supposed to, you recognize it fast, I guess what I'm trying to say.
01:01:43.020
It doesn't take your brain long to see something like that.
01:01:49.120
Yeah, we had a guy that tried to pretend he had both arms for a while in our area and that made, that everybody was going crazy.
01:01:58.120
But you don't want to say anything, but you thought it and then people thought they were crazy, you know?
01:02:02.660
And then you have people trying to guess, that was the crazy part.
01:02:06.960
You have people trying to like rip his arm off, like just to see if it was, you know, and I'm like, dude, what if it's real?
01:02:21.240
Being, they just had that one, what was the one with the huge breasts they had?
01:02:26.360
But look, I say more power to you, Netherlands.
01:02:29.840
I think it's like, you know, I just, it's like, I think if people have down, if they have whatever, let them get out there.
01:02:38.840
I'd love to go to a place if I knew when I walked in, hey, everybody here has herpes.
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So they don't have to pretend that they don't fucking have herpes.
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Because I think probably one of the worst things about having some things is pretending you don't have it, you know?
01:02:53.200
So I think that it would be great if everybody could have herpes in one spot.
01:03:07.100
Actually, I think we have a blocker on this computer and I got to get a new one, dude.
01:03:13.940
Because when we were at that camp with Jimmy John, you were on a no masturbation, I think you were like 35 days in or something.
01:03:21.260
And I was trying to convince you to jerk it off.
01:03:25.340
You're like, dude, why do you keep wanting me to jerk off?
01:03:29.960
I was like, I don't know why I wanted me to jerk off.
01:03:36.200
They had a lady with big boobs who, it was trans person who had big boobs.
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This lady has got those freaking damn rib bonnets, dude.
01:04:02.780
There's a place for her at hangers and bangers.
01:04:05.300
There's no way you can park in front of those and not get a ticket, huh?
01:04:11.000
Do you think there could be a place where, and this is kind of a good.
01:04:41.400
How can you have huge tits and have a look on your face like you're looking at huge tits at the same time?
01:04:47.900
But, see, this is how they're tricking people, and this is probably Biden doing this.
01:04:56.120
Because they're trying to get more people to accept trans, right?
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I mean, this is Transmila Anderson right here, dude.
01:05:14.020
They put the biggest tits, but you don't even notice that they got that wand, baby.
01:05:56.040
But see, this is how they're going to get everybody.
01:06:01.380
Because, you know, it's just been kind of like this weird, like, what's going on.
01:06:18.140
See, if she got in the pool and swam, I would fucking be supportive of that.
01:06:25.040
Dude, there's no way that broad would make it off the dock.
01:06:35.480
Bro, if one of those bounced into the street, a kid would go get it, dude.
01:06:45.540
These things are way worse off than anybody that works at that brownie shop.
01:06:49.700
I mean, these are the craziest looking tits I've ever fucking seen.
01:07:18.700
And I, you know, it's like, I don't even know, at what point are you not sexually attracted to a tit?
01:07:27.720
There's a size where a certain age man is, like a seven-year-old guy, like, ah, fucking drool all over that, you know?
01:07:35.380
But any decent man who doesn't drive a fucking Honda Civic and is under fucking 50 is not going to like this.
01:08:00.380
A Canadian school board is standing behind a trans teacher who sparked protests after turning up to class with clownish giant, clownish, that seems rude.
01:08:09.700
They can say anything if they put it in quotations.
01:08:23.280
The blonde high school teacher went viral after being filmed operating a cutoff saw in class.
01:08:35.780
But, bro, that's who's building our fucking houses now.
01:08:39.600
That's why there's a backorder, bro, on everything.
01:08:42.580
Because this lady got her fucking tit caught in the saw.
01:08:52.900
It refused to identify the educator while warning the wrong person had been named in online reports.
01:09:20.960
Some disturbed pupils have skipped classes held by the Oakville industrial arts teacher who began identifying as female last year.
01:09:38.120
And once you've been there twice, it's kind of like when you see the little donkey at the fair.
01:09:47.440
Yeah, the little Tom Thumb or whatever his name is.
01:09:53.900
I think you're going to start to have a lot of people that are going to be doing this identification thing out of not boredom, but out of I want something different in my life.
01:10:04.320
I've been a, you know, I'm not married or whatever, or I want to get out of my marriage.
01:10:10.220
I'm going to say I'm a woman, you know, so then at least easy way.
01:10:13.080
I think a lot of people are going to start using this to get out of different scenarios.
01:10:34.760
Yeah, but look at these tits that it's got in the mail.
01:10:57.920
While most of us would recoil in horror from such dangerous suggestions, adolescents and young
01:11:02.640
adults continue to be susceptible to social media dares like these?
01:11:12.860
I mean, obviously it's crazy, but what's the problem with it?
01:11:19.260
I've always thought that about drinking salt water.
01:11:32.360
Maybe they, maybe it does something to the pan or something.
01:11:40.300
This guy looks, it looks like it's just somebody in college, I feel like, honestly.
01:11:43.960
If you've ever been in college, it looks like fucking Tuesday night.
01:12:00.680
And what I missed about the most was being around the dudes, like the guys, and just being
01:12:05.000
Because I went and got a real job and I was like, you're just not around your friends.
01:12:08.680
But then I made like a very concerted effort to rejoin with friends and like making that
01:12:15.460
And not even like making a ton of new friends, but just like my friends who are my friends,
01:12:19.800
like going out of my way to make sure I'm around them.
01:12:23.240
And I feel like it's got better because I did miss them really bad.
01:12:27.200
But like if, I mean, even when I moved to Florida, like I moved where my friends were
01:12:31.560
I go, the last two weekends I've been, I traveled to go see friends.
01:12:35.720
Just because I missed that part of my life so bad.
01:12:37.380
But yeah, I forget about how important that is.
01:12:39.760
I noticed it just recently going and training like with the same people every day.
01:12:59.320
They have a lot of athletic stuff in there, but there's also a school for hockey kids who
01:13:08.060
They do online classes and they play hockey all day.
01:13:14.180
So we'll go in there after we work out and we'll like jump in the sauna or showers.
01:13:18.320
There's a bunch of middle schoolers running around making fun of each other's meats and
01:13:27.160
But it's like, man, this is really, this is really what, uh, what being a guy's all about.
01:13:45.220
Some kid I remember tried to show me his dick, bro, and I told him no.
01:13:54.120
Like, we'll sit in there and we'll be in the sauna and they'll all be like waiting in
01:14:02.500
And you want to step in and be like, I'm not stepping in.
01:14:06.660
And when you don't know the lingo, stepping down in a race bracket is way scary, dude.
01:14:11.480
And kids nowadays, it's like they're so on their iPad, they don't even notice if you get molested,
01:14:17.180
You know, I feel like a lot of kids wouldn't even.
01:14:31.200
Like when I was young, you weren't looking at your iPad.
01:14:43.360
But nowadays, you can't even get the kid's attention.
01:14:53.840
I was with my family recently and there's some children in our family.
01:14:56.980
And I don't think that they saw me with their eyes for more than two minutes.
01:15:06.940
And then as soon as they are hanging out with you, you're like, where's your iPad, dude?
01:15:14.060
The second you get their attention, you don't want it.
01:15:24.380
How do you think this kind of rolls out for Brady?
01:15:26.880
I've been seeing all this stuff that's going on.
01:15:27.920
He doesn't look good in terms of just his face.
01:15:34.020
I just can't tell if he maybe has had something done to his face or if he just looks leaner.
01:15:41.820
The stuff that y'all are talking about at your house, she's always talking about cosmetic stuff.
01:15:45.500
And it's probably just easy to fall into that lifestyle of always trying to improve your looks.
01:15:57.400
But in terms of the NFL, to answer your question, dude, I think the Bills are a wagon.
01:16:11.880
I mean, I don't know if anybody in their division.
01:16:13.280
I mean, maybe if Miami shows up and shows out one game.
01:16:17.640
Well, my best friend from college is Mitch Trubisky, who's a starting quarterback for the Steelers.
01:16:27.760
And, you know, they drafted Kenny Pickett, number one, or for their first pick.
01:16:31.900
So, anytime you take a quarterback first round, that's your guy.
01:16:37.060
Like, they're paying him more than they're paying Mitch.
01:16:40.960
I mean, he's in the toughest spot ever, where it's like, on paper, Kenny Pickett's going
01:16:46.020
to be the starter of their franchise, and like, their franchise quarterback.
01:16:54.040
Hopefully, it's a full season, or, you know, he's a two-year contract, two seasons.
01:16:58.760
But just always having that weight over your shoulder.
01:17:00.880
And he doesn't say that there's a weight on your shoulder, but, like, you know that you
01:17:21.860
Yeah, the pressure on some of those guys, I can't imagine.
01:17:27.860
But then, I also always think, like, I tell him, too.
01:17:30.600
It's like, dude, you get, they get paid for that pressure.
01:17:34.320
Like, it's not like you're just a high school quarterback, and maybe, you know, Friday
01:17:37.740
night lights, and it's like, you have all the pressure.
01:17:39.160
Then you just go home and get on your iPad and try not to feel it, whatever.
01:17:43.860
But, you know, he gets paid for the pressure, but that's a tough spot to be in.
01:17:49.980
I have a bunch of other friends who are on different teams I play with at Carolina, or
01:17:57.400
But, you know, I root kind of for players now in the pros.
01:18:04.320
So, obviously, out of the AFC, you see Buffalo.
01:18:07.240
They're going to have to have some massive injuries.
01:18:10.540
It's not going to be like one injury is not going to take them out.
01:18:13.500
Unless it's Allen, which I'm not, I don't even want to talk about that, but.
01:18:16.420
I don't even, he's, that dude is a, he's a, he's a dog, though.
01:18:19.800
He's a dog, but they got, they have literally every single thing.
01:18:28.240
Vaughn Miller somehow, dude, I'm a Panthers fan.
01:18:31.220
Vaughn Miller single-handedly beat the Panthers like 10 years ago in the Super Bowl by himself.
01:18:37.020
He was like the MVP of the Super Bowl like 25 years ago.
01:18:39.400
And he's somehow still like wrecking every play.
01:18:49.800
He or somewhere in, um, was with Josh Allen and Dawson Knox, right?
01:18:56.700
And so they, they made a bet with each other and they were like, uh, I bet you won't name
01:19:05.740
And he goes, I bet you won't name your son, wrench Allen.
01:19:08.960
So they're like, let's each bet a thousand dollars.
01:19:12.860
And I was like, no, I was like, Dawson, you got to bet.
01:19:21.140
And he's like, so then Josh is like, all right, I'll bet 3000.
01:19:24.820
So I'm like, well, then Dawson just made 2000 bucks because neither one of y'all is going
01:19:38.300
I mean, it was a good bet, but it's like, neither one of them is going to follow through.
01:19:56.420
No, his sister, um, taught me yoga for a while.
01:20:05.140
Sometimes I just want, I wish four people would just pull off, just completely pull my body
01:20:11.520
Because I feel like almost once the four forces combine, it's just a bad deal.
01:20:21.920
You don't have to deal with what we got to deal with.
01:20:25.520
Just being, you're always around yourself when you're smaller.
01:20:45.160
And, uh, I asked him, I was like, dude, and this is, we haven't put this out yet, but
01:20:48.560
I was like, when you get, like, how long does it take you to get a boner, dude, to
01:21:05.040
I wouldn't want to be, I mean, I think that, I think that mean you probably got pretty
01:21:09.500
Well, I like, you know, I do get admirable of your height.
01:21:13.540
I went to, I moved to Florida and I had to get a new ID.
01:21:15.620
And I always said I was 6'2", when I was playing football.
01:21:22.320
But then, uh, once I finally submitted, I'm like, I'm 6'1".
01:21:25.400
So I go to the DMV and I had COVID, I think, by the time I went to DMV.
01:21:33.600
No, we already talked about it the other day on here.
01:21:38.720
Some people, I've read somewhere that rich people were slung up to pet the fucking people
01:21:44.980
But I went to the DMV and I was like, she's like, how tall are you?
01:21:49.260
And she sent me, gave me my ID, printed out right there.
01:22:08.040
This bitch is over there, just changing people's lives up.
01:22:13.500
Dude, in Arizona, you only have to get a driver's license every 40, you only have to get your
01:22:25.540
But I think just for ID purposes, every 40 years, you show somebody your ID, it's 40 years
01:22:32.340
I guess it is nice, because then people just have to take your word for it.
01:22:36.340
But no, I thought that migrant stuff was hilarious, dude.
01:22:40.940
We had a border patrol guy on, and he said, the border's insane.
01:22:46.700
He said, and it's not just like people, like Mexican people, it's all types of people just
01:22:52.840
Like people with briefcases that say bomb on the side of them, just like crazy shit, man.
01:23:09.240
I do like to see, I just like to see him mix it up.
01:23:16.340
It's like, and those people get to see the country.
01:23:19.340
You know, people are like, they're using them as pawns.
01:23:20.920
Like they just ran across a street, like fucking 50 miles sometimes to get there, even further
01:23:33.160
But yeah, somebody said that they, some lady dropped off like 200 cases of Perrier at the
01:23:49.240
I think it's going to start getting weird out there.
01:23:52.160
The first people that are going down are the rich, man.
01:24:14.180
But since he made sandwiches, he may have a fucking, he, he might have that, that.
01:24:20.500
I think there's a certain level of rich that's probably in trouble.
01:24:27.360
Yeah, I don't know who it is, man, but if shit gets dicey, I could just see it.
01:24:32.180
Because everybody wants to throw something through a fucking rich person's fucking window.
01:24:53.280
But I was right there to enjoy it for him, dude.
01:24:56.060
I've no doubt I've replayed it in my head probably a thousand times.
01:24:58.960
Dude, there's some rich people here in Nashville.
01:25:02.500
There's some house, some really nice houses, and there's a lot of famous people who live
01:25:14.300
I was about to say, I don't even know who that is.
01:25:32.740
I think there's a lot of interesting cats that live out here.
01:25:35.160
Because it's kind of like, and now it's becoming a lot more exposed.
01:25:39.520
Well, the reason I said Reno's growing earlier is they said the two fastest growing cities
01:25:58.060
Boise was like, Jesus, this place is unbelievable.
01:26:03.200
But Reno, it's a lot of just people walking from one AA meeting to the next.
01:26:19.120
Did you ever listen to the guy, Andrew Huberman?
01:26:23.980
So, he just came out with a podcast on nicotine.
01:26:28.060
And I've just been recently trying to get into nicotine.
01:26:31.300
Like, I've just been recently trying to get into nicotine.
01:26:33.440
What do you want to do once you, what do you want to do?
01:26:39.220
And it feels like it's a good way to bond with people.
01:26:42.240
But I was, I listened to his podcast on, and he just dropped a podcast on nicotine.
01:26:47.860
But I listened to his podcast on alcohol, and it was so depressing.
01:27:03.740
Well, do you ever think that alcohol will become a thing of the past?
01:27:09.240
I just wanted those, let me see if I can get that mix from my ass.
01:27:18.880
Do you think that, like, alcohol will kind of fade out?
01:27:22.000
Because mushrooms have become a lot more popular.
01:27:24.360
I see a lot of people milling around on mushrooms at parties, fucking funerals, whatever.
01:27:31.380
You know, funeraling on mushrooms now is a big thing.
01:27:37.200
I think they're going to have to be able to have a replacement for the, like, because
01:27:41.240
even mushrooms is, like, it's sometimes you not have the coolest conversation of all time.
01:27:49.640
Like, alcohol is, like, it's a nice social lubricant.
01:27:52.580
Like, you can have a couple of drinks and, like, have a great conversation.
01:27:57.220
Like, you might not want to have mushrooms with your parents.
01:28:01.140
But if there's a replacement, dude, the hangovers are terrible.
01:28:05.080
And as I'm getting older, they get worse and worse.
01:28:08.720
And the podcast is, like, if you have one or two drinks a week, then, like, raises your
01:28:13.640
cortisol, which I guess is, like, you're feeling anxiety levels.
01:28:18.240
And it's, like, even โ so, if you don't have it, you're just automatically raising your
01:28:25.500
I didn't feel like I had any anxiety walking around all the time.
01:28:27.700
And now I'm starting to think about, like, am I feeling anxiety right now?
01:28:38.140
I think, also, the word anxiety has started to be used for, like, any type of feeling.
01:28:42.300
If people even have a thought, they're like, oh, fuck.
01:28:45.800
So, now I'm trying to get into nicotine and get addicted to that.
01:28:48.900
I'm like, this dude's trying to sabotage my life.
01:28:55.700
Well, yeah, I think you should steer clear from that probably, especially if the other one did that to you.
01:29:00.540
But I'm โ it's interesting, like, people will be like, I'm having anxiety about my schoolwork.
01:29:04.040
It's like, you haven't done your fucking schoolwork.
01:29:08.860
It's due in seven hours and you're about to go to sleep.
01:29:15.860
Like, that's the weird thing about the word anxiety.
01:29:17.740
It's just getting really, really, like, kind of tossed around in everything.
01:29:26.260
It's really โ it's pillaging, like, a lot of, like, vocabularies and people getting on meds.
01:29:32.260
They said 70% of adults in America are on one type of medication.
01:29:38.580
But then they said 30% are on two types of medication.
01:29:42.020
So, just fascinating to think how much meds are going into people.
01:29:47.900
So, my brain is just like โ I only โ I listen to, like, a podcast and I hear, like, one thing.
01:29:52.080
I don't remember which podcast it was or who said it or if it's true.
01:29:56.980
And they said that Cialis actually makes you smarter.
01:30:00.220
Like, it helps you โ and it makes you โ you don't have as much likelihood of getting โ what is it called?
01:30:14.040
I've been โ I mean, I've been โ I've used all that shit over the years.
01:30:18.360
Dude, I once went and lived with a man because he had a viral prescription and I could chirp half of his pills, dude.
01:30:28.300
But, um, uh, I mean, and he was a straight man and everything, but it was like I knew he had him.
01:30:36.800
So, I go in there and sneak and, like, nibble a piece off the side of one, like, hoping he wouldn't see it.
01:30:42.200
I'd get, like, a little โ just a little nibble.
01:30:44.260
But, um, dude, I think one of the issues โ I used to take those gas station ones, you know?
01:30:53.260
And the ones that came out, they had a camo edition that came out for a while.
01:30:57.740
I remember going to this girl's house one night in Florida and I'm trying to engage in sex and my nose just starts bleeding all over her.
01:31:10.660
Like, just ideas I had just flowed right out onto this lady, bro.
01:31:41.120
But there's one million, one million other alternatives.
01:32:04.040
Oh, so you got the Bills coming out of the AFC.
01:32:22.400
All he has to do is get a couple dudes to, like, figure out what he's doing.
01:32:27.180
Because you really want a quarterback, and it gets to, like, playoffs.
01:32:30.940
When you get to the playoffs, you want a quarterback.
01:32:33.980
Who's cool and who can make it happen when it matters.
01:32:37.060
Yeah, rarely does somebody go โ somebody rarely wins without a quarterback.
01:32:40.760
I almost put a futures bet on the Packers, on the Barstow Sportsbook.
01:32:45.300
I was, like โ I was going to put, like, a bunch of money on them to win the Super Bowl.
01:32:48.800
And then โ and then I realized the odds were kept going โ they kept on changing like I was going to lose money.
01:33:03.500
They're going for less than when I bought them.
01:33:07.240
Yeah, you can lose money trying to make future decisions like that.
01:33:13.380
It's just, like, every time I play the stock market crypto, all I just lose โ it's like, how do I just do โ does โ I'm like, does this just happen to everybody and we're always being duped?
01:33:25.000
I buy โ that's still โ last time I was on the podcast, you made fun of me for Bitcoin.
01:33:41.460
And even if it goes up, I'm never going to sell it.
01:33:43.440
So, it's just going to โ I'm just paying โ I don't know.
01:33:47.320
Yeah, sometimes it's just, like, we get caught into wanting to be a part of, like, the game or whatever's going on.
01:33:54.500
When you do stuff on your phone and shit, it doesn't seem real.
01:33:57.720
It seemed like kind of fictional stuff, you know?
01:33:59.660
And selling โ like, I don't know if you've ever sold something like that, like sold a stock or sold crypto.
01:34:14.680
I am a poor, poor โ I was going to say with money, but just poor.
01:34:22.720
Do you think โ do you think that Nashville is going to be a place that you'll come back to?
01:34:26.180
What does that look like for you, do you think?
01:34:27.660
I'm trying to give it โ so, I'm going to be here until February for sure.
01:34:30.440
And I'm going to give it that amount of time to, like, basically feel it out.
01:34:36.480
Like, the more I'm here, the more I think I understand it.
01:34:40.960
Because if you come to Nashville, the first weekend you go, you're going to Broadway.
01:34:44.040
And if you have someone come in, they're going to want you to go to Broadway.
01:34:46.700
So, it takes longer to, like, expand outside of that little strip to see, like, what's really going on here.
01:34:53.260
But I think the reason why people like it is I think it's super accessible.
01:34:56.440
In terms of people โ like, even, like, high-profile people or whatever come down here.
01:35:02.900
But they're not โ if you go to Miami, you've got to dress up.
01:35:07.320
You've got to be going to the right place, the right people.
01:35:09.320
Here, it doesn't matter the type of person that comes.
01:35:20.000
Like, my buddy invited me to a concert one night.
01:35:25.220
In 12 minutes, I was parked, and we were walking across the street into the amphitheater.
01:35:30.980
You know, it's like, things are really, really accessible.
01:35:34.600
Honestly, my biggest worry about Nashville is just about how popular it's getting and how many people like it.
01:35:39.240
So, I'm like, if I do, because I'm looking to, like, buy somewhere, like, try to even just settle down, even if I don't buy, like, settle down in one spot for more than six months.
01:35:47.800
Because I've been pretty much doing six months here, six months there.
01:35:50.700
And Nashville's going to be so different in, like, five years, ten years.
01:35:54.700
Everywhere changes, but the rate that Nashville's changing is, like, you might sign up for something, but you don't necessarily know what you're going to get.
01:36:01.320
Well, it's one of the last cities in the South that is growing, really.
01:36:05.560
A lot of cities have experienced a lot of issues, and it's one of the last, like, kind of southern cities, I feel like.
01:36:13.200
Know who I would love, but they have no good airport, or else I would think about going there?
01:36:22.880
I stopped over there and saw a buddy of mine in recovery on Thanksgiving.
01:36:29.580
Shit was insane, but, yeah, I like it down there.
01:36:33.140
I got a half-sister that lives over there in Spanish Fort.
01:36:38.660
It's almost like they're pretending like it's Florida, but it's fucking Alabama.
01:36:42.160
Yeah, I really think it has, like, a charm to it.
01:36:48.620
Yeah, I think as more development goes on over there, because it's gotten real busy in that area.
01:37:01.380
Basically, I realized, so my whole thing was, like, and I was dead serious about it.
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People thought I was messing around, and it was, you know, I knew it was funny to say.
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I was, my first round, I was 51 strokes over par.
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And so, I was, like, over the next lifetime, I'm going to get, shave 51 strokes off, be a scratch golfer, and then from there, my dream is to go pro.
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It's still a dream, but I'm not working towards it.
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But the reason is because I love what I do so much.
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I realized maybe this is attainable in terms of if I really did, and I have different resources than everyone else probably has if they were trying to go after this.
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Like, I knew people who were, like, the top, Chris Como, who was, like, Tiger Woods golf coach.
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But because of Barstool and just good networking and, like, I had something to offer him to of a platform.
01:38:08.940
So, I had, I was sponsored by TaylorMade and G4.
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Like, G4 is my clothing sponsor and TaylorMade was my club sponsor.
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I was pro because I was getting paid to be sucky.
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So, if I think, and I have, like, a, I'm not a great athlete, but I'm, like, a good enough athlete where I think I'm past a threshold of what you have to be to be a professional golfer.
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And, I do think I have the mind for it, but I realized you have to do this every single day and you can't.
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I couldn't have made videos, traveled, done any of the stuff I love to do.
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The lifestyle that I worked so hard to get to, like, it worked so hard to get to the lifestyle that I love.
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And, I was going to have to just, like, cancel it out to just play golf every day.
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And, I was, like, it's not, it's not worth it to me.
01:39:01.840
Well, it's, it's interesting because you're kind of living one dream.
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And, it sounds so obvious, but I was, like, dude, I'm already living a dream.
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Why am I going to cancel out something I know I already have to go for something I might not get?
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I could break my back and just have neither thing.
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If you were, do they have any wheelchair guys on the PGA Tour?
01:39:26.180
They have a dude who is, he's on the PGA, but his name is Jake Olson.
01:39:30.360
He played long snapper at USC, Southern Cal, and he's blind.
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And, bro, he is, I think he's, like, a, I want to say he's, like, a seven handicap.
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His dad goes out there, puts the ball down, tells him how many yards it is, lines him up to the shot, and he smacks it.
01:39:56.880
But, dude, he's, and he's an awesome guy, and that, I mean, that's an accomplishment, bro.
01:40:08.220
Dude, a friend of mine took a picture one time with OJ, and they, like, snuck a knife out and held it up, like, while they were taking the, oh, no, that's not what happened.
01:40:14.780
A friend of mine, a friend of mine took a picture with OJ Simpson one time, and they sent it to me, and it was, like, they were holding up, like, a black glove, like, they got me outside of the picture.
01:40:27.920
There's definitely some unique guests that we would like to have on, you know?
01:40:32.060
I've always liked how you pick people who are, like, interesting people, not necessarily, like, the biggest.
01:40:37.520
I mean, you have the biggest stars on, but then I feel like you go for the people who are, like, interesting.
01:40:42.280
Yeah, I go for what's kind of just in my, what feels fun to me right now.
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Like, who's popped into my radar, my little world, and would be kind of interesting to talk to.
01:40:50.880
I've realized that some kind of guests I'm not that great at talking to, but...
01:41:01.600
You know, I would really like to have Macklemore on, I think would be cool.
01:41:09.640
I'm just intrigued by his, kind of his journey.
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He's been through, like, dealt with, like, sobriety and stuff like that.
01:41:16.600
Sometimes that kind of stuff's interesting because people are battling their own demons, you know?
01:41:33.400
So, I mean, obviously, there's some other people, I think.
01:41:39.720
Kevin Spacey, I think, would be real interesting.
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It was like, hey, this is what we signed up for.
01:42:42.020
Oh, I want, my white whale right now is, I kind of have two.
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Mine is, you know the guy who used to be on the Howard Stern show, Beetlejuice?
01:43:09.260
I don't even know if I was supposed to say that.
01:43:11.100
Um, and Jameis Winston is my, he's probably my more obtainable, I would love to have Jameis
01:43:19.140
Yeah, dude, I think he'd be perfect for your show, actually.
01:43:22.440
Because his eyes seem real creative, like you don't know what's going on sometimes.
01:43:31.420
And it always, you know, I'd love to have Boosie again, I think would be fun.
01:43:36.420
Yeah, I mean, I feel fortunate, like, yeah, it's fun to just kind of get us to sit and
01:43:41.740
Dude, we got to go, um, when we were over at Jimmy John's, uh, we got asked to go hunting.
01:43:52.840
Yeah, he's a real woodsman, I believe, you know, from what I've seen.
01:44:10.300
Brett Favre was sitting in there eating with his family, I think.
01:44:21.140
Some people wanted to take pictures with him, but he kind of, like, asked him if they would
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It was with him sitting in the background eating.
01:44:31.760
So, so there was, like, a string of, like, five kind of, like, women, you know, or, you
01:44:40.320
But, and they were just all kind of smiling, just sitting there, just eating shrimp at this
01:44:50.020
So what I'm saying is, I think he stole the five million.
01:44:56.900
Here you go, Michael Waddell right there, and he killed something right there.
01:45:06.500
I'm actually nervous that, I'm, I'm a little nervous that, uh, I'm nervous that I won't
01:45:12.220
I've done, like, I mean, I've shot guns and stuff like that, and I actually went out
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And, uh, I'm nervous that I will get out there, because so many people I love, love it.
01:45:25.040
It seems like such a fun activity to do, and such a good hobby.
01:45:28.080
And as you get older, dude, you need more hobbies.
01:45:32.260
I think, I'm a little bit nervous, like, I wish we had to fight the animal with a knife.
01:45:42.260
Yeah, but even then, I think they, somebody kind of holds them, and you run up and stab
01:45:48.620
Dude, what's different about that than killing with a gun from, like, five, five meters away?
01:45:52.720
But this seems even, like, fucking more Italian or something.
01:46:02.180
It's like, there's two guys you barely know their fucking shit.
01:46:07.440
But that's what I, like, for hunting, it's like, I do feel a part of me.
01:46:09.820
I want to be a part of the adventure, and I want to love it, but I would be lying if I
01:46:25.180
I just don't understand it fully, and I'm excited for Michael to teach us about it.
01:46:28.920
Yeah, and I think he said there's different options of things that we could shoot, you
01:46:38.840
Which seems like it'd be easy to catch in, like, a...
01:46:41.220
Dude, while I was living in Florida, you can kill the iguanas if you want.
01:46:45.020
You can hunt the iguanas in your backyard, and snakes, and pretty much, I think Florida
01:46:55.220
And what can you, are you like, you can just go do it whenever?
01:47:03.240
Now it's fucking just every regular, somebody who works at Chase Bank, it's his fucking
01:47:08.480
I guess, dude, because they're just going everywhere.
01:47:10.960
So now this dude's buying a bow and arrow and he's just driving around at night?
01:47:17.760
Bro, I'm telling you, the government is falling apart a piece at a time, and it's getting
01:47:23.660
We're all, everybody's doing the, they got dogs hunting drugs now, like, it's all fucking
01:47:41.160
Yeah, and they probably got clout and shit amongst other dogs.
01:47:55.420
Wait, will you cut that AC on real quick, brother?
01:47:58.600
One of my friends has this big pit bull, and he got into a fight.
01:48:02.400
My friend will be embarrassed, but his dog attacked another dog on the side of the street.
01:48:10.460
So his dog attacked another dog on the side of the street.
01:48:12.720
And this other dog is getting walked by old, it's Boca.
01:48:16.360
So you can imagine what the lady's looking like.
01:48:18.900
And it's just tearing this dog up, and I'm supposed to be watching.
01:48:28.540
All of a sudden, he's like, oh my God, hop out of the pool.
01:48:40.080
Anyways, I had to, I had to pick up, I had to pull the pit bull off this other dog.
01:48:49.660
But as soon as it landed, it jumped up, and that dog bit me and walked into my arm.
01:48:56.180
And it wouldn't let go for, it felt like 30 seconds, but it was probably one second.
01:49:02.380
The next week, the next week, I'm going through the Charleston airport.
01:49:09.440
And I had taken a little bit of an edible of weed.
01:49:19.020
And, and I was, as soon as I got to the airport, I probably took it like 30 minutes before I
01:49:27.460
As soon as I get to the airport, I'm like kind of, I'm like feeling it.
01:49:29.960
You know, I'm just, I'm a little aware of everything that's going on and not at the
01:49:34.940
And this, this police officer walks up to me as I'm going through TSA.
01:49:44.440
He's like, Hey, um, we have these, these, uh, bomb dogs out here and we were testing them.
01:49:51.200
We need, we need you to walk through TSA and we're going to give you this little, uh, it
01:49:58.400
He's like, you just put in your pocket and it smells like a bomb.
01:50:03.900
He's like, just walk through TSA like you're normal.
01:50:06.240
And just, we're going to see if the dogs notice.
01:50:09.580
So I'm high as a kite walking through TSA and I just got attacked by a dog the week
01:50:21.380
It's, it's my time to go through the thing and I'm looking at the dogs.
01:50:24.920
And by the way, they didn't tell other people in TSA line.
01:50:27.400
Oh, because it's a long TSA line with a hundred other people.
01:50:31.660
And so I walked through and of course they're putting up on me.
01:50:49.160
I made it out of life, but yeah, I don't, and I don't, I don't, I don't mess with dogs
01:50:53.800
like that anymore in terms of breaking up their fights.
01:50:58.680
Somebody else that's got, you know, that's God or nature.
01:51:00.980
Like nature does all kinds of shit that we try to stop a lot of times.
01:51:07.480
It's like, you got to think like, but it flood.
01:51:13.500
They should be like, bitch, you fucking out of your mind.
01:51:17.540
Um, I remember one time they had, uh, um, oh shit.
01:51:27.260
Um, yeah, I think we might've covered maybe everything.
01:51:30.300
And Caleb, is there anything else we didn't cover really?
01:51:41.460
You seem like you'd be someone who hunted a lot, but I don't think you have.
01:51:49.840
I did a lot of peep and timing and stuff when I was at, when I was real young, you know?
01:51:59.520
I used to work on this farm and we would shoot snakes all afternoon, uh, with like handguns
01:52:07.840
I'm trying to think of anything else that I've, oh, my brother and I shot a dove last
01:52:13.160
Um, and I've had recently, my brother cooked some raccoon and we did have some squirrel
01:52:21.060
So, you haven't hunted is what I'm taking from this.
01:52:31.240
If we don't like it with him, we're not going to like it.
01:52:34.640
He was at, dude, I don't know what Jimmy is okay with us saying and not, but his, that
01:52:41.600
Is such a, uh, eclectic and awesome group of people for that little trip.
01:52:46.100
I don't know if you talked about it on here or not.
01:52:48.300
We got to go to, uh, Jimmy John does a jackpot.
01:52:51.060
Uh, he does a summer camp every year in Wisconsin and that's kind of where you and I kind of got
01:52:59.160
And there's like music and just good food, macaroni, uh, great people.
01:53:05.320
You'll just be sitting around and you'll have, there's like the billionaires.
01:53:09.780
Not just Jimmy, but there's other like huge dudes.
01:53:14.460
There's you, there's guys who are like titans of industry.
01:53:27.320
And then you're just kind of sitting around and you're hanging and just kind of like a
01:53:34.400
People played music, caught some carp and some Northern.
01:53:48.580
You know, dude, you had, uh, Kit Rock out there.
01:53:52.180
Him and Travis Tripp were throwing shoes at each other.
01:54:01.860
Everyone was like telling stories about the years past.
01:54:08.260
Like dude, but the last senior class, they were crazy.
01:54:13.160
Did y'all have a big senior thing that happened at the end of the year?
01:54:15.980
Like a big like competition or anything like that?
01:54:27.220
I think, dude, I was like, he'd been in podcast.
01:54:31.320
But it could be just, we could just be naturally have bad memories.
01:54:35.580
I don't know if cocaine does anything to your brain or not, but.
01:54:45.420
There's a lot of ways to hurt your brain, but dude, you're only here one time.
01:54:48.980
And you only need your brain until you're about what?
01:54:57.160
I've always been like, dude, when I'm, dude, when I'm 29, I won't.
01:55:01.420
But when you were a kid and you see somebody that's like 35,
01:55:05.800
Yeah, this fucking ancient guy with this mustache.
01:55:17.740
Caleb Preston, you can check him out on Sunday Conversation.
01:55:22.860
So during this, Sunday Conversation is a part of our Barstool NFL show.
01:55:29.940
So like the whole idea behind it was like the NFL countdown.
01:55:34.400
I think it's, that's what has it is they have Sunday Conversation.
01:55:39.580
It's like, what's our interview segment going to be?
01:55:42.120
And then a guy, a Barstool name, Ron, was like Sunday Conversation.
01:55:46.700
Which was have Glennie Balls eat some ice cream.
01:55:51.560
And then it's kind of took on this life of its own, but it runs during football season.
01:56:01.540
I had to eat some mushrooms before I went on mine with you.
01:56:06.380
I needed something just to, I was just, I'd been just going through this over a time
01:56:10.340
I just had been feeling really like, just like, just depleted.
01:56:15.180
It's one of our highest viewed episodes of all time.
01:56:21.240
I like being in there and seeing Glennie in there and I love seeing him, you know?
01:56:25.640
That's why I always, every guest, I'm like, you met Glennie Balls yet?
01:56:28.720
And if they say no, I'm like, you're in for it.
01:56:32.800
It's just, it's like, it's just such a, he's got a presence.
01:56:46.120
And in some ways I try to make sure I don't, I just let him, you know, let him be.
01:56:51.280
We went to Tampa last week for Ric Flair and I knew he's going to get there a couple of
01:56:55.840
He's going to leave a couple of days late and he's going to be in Tampa for a while.
01:56:59.660
He'll show up for a 15 minute interview and he'll eat some ice cream, but he'll be in
01:57:08.420
Can't control him when he's coming and he don't know when he's leaving.
01:57:10.620
You don't know what he's going to, but you know, some people's going to be wet.
01:57:21.520
We'll have to video, we'll have to, we'll have to shoot a little video or something maybe.
01:57:24.480
I would like to do more stuff in Nashville with you.
01:57:29.940
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite and welcome to Kite Club.
01:58:00.220
A podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like current events, stand-up stories,
01:58:12.900
And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.
01:58:21.920
I've been talking about Kite Club for so long, longer than anybody else.
01:58:30.580
Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club is a dodgy bloody wanker.
01:58:36.660
I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.
01:58:39.580
Sorry, sir, but our ice cream machine is broken.
01:58:46.420
Anyway, first rule of Kite Club is, tell everyone about Kite Club.
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