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00:01:38.020 Today's guest is returning to the show for his second time.

00:01:42.140 His life has changed a lot since then.

00:01:45.080 When I met him, he was living out of a trunk or something.

00:01:49.100 Not a trunk.

00:01:49.680 I don't know where he was living.

00:01:50.840 I don't know.

00:01:51.260 He was alive.

00:01:51.920 But he was probably, who knows, he could have been selling hair.

00:01:56.900 He's a good man, I'll say that, and he hosts one of the most popular and unique shows in

00:02:04.380 the universe, Sunday Conversations, and he's part of Barstool Sports, and he is one of a

00:02:14.240 kind.

00:02:15.200 I'm grateful to have him back now that his life has just really expanded so much.

00:02:20.420 He's my friend, and I say that honestly, Mr. Caleb Presley.

00:02:27.300 Shine that light on me.

00:02:32.460 I'll sit and tell you my stories.

00:02:37.640 Shine on me.

00:02:42.280 And I will find a song I've been singing.

00:02:46.400 I love this.

00:02:50.420 Caleb Presley.

00:02:55.300 Theo Vaughn.

00:02:56.520 Theo Vaughn.

00:02:57.760 I know.

00:02:59.880 Theo Vaughn.

00:03:03.040 Caleb Presley.

00:03:06.100 Man, thanks for coming back.

00:03:07.420 Do you know this is your second time coming on?

00:03:10.080 Yes, it is.

00:03:11.800 I kind of finagled myself on the first time, but I feel like I'm going to be back for real.

00:03:15.900 It was awesome, man.

00:03:16.800 It was cool.

00:03:17.600 Yeah, I know the producer at the time, Nick Davis, was like a huge fan of yours.

00:03:21.040 Yeah.

00:03:21.440 He was like, you got it, this guy.

00:03:24.960 You got it, this guy.

00:03:26.120 He's my road dog.

00:03:27.260 Yeah.

00:03:27.500 What's he doing now?

00:03:28.220 And he was right.

00:03:28.820 He's doing well.

00:03:29.520 He's still producing podcasts and doing some of his own stuff and betting online.

00:03:35.660 Yeah.

00:03:36.240 And spending time with his grandmother.

00:03:37.920 Yeah.

00:03:38.120 Well, as you should, they're probably betting together.

00:03:39.520 Yeah, I think actually, one of the picks he sent me, I did see, I think, some slots in

00:03:44.220 the back.

00:03:47.580 Yeah, what's going on, man?

00:03:49.040 Dude, I'm your neighbor.

00:03:50.280 Yeah, that's true, huh?

00:03:51.260 For a while.

00:03:52.180 You moved out here to Nashville.

00:03:53.300 How's that been for you?

00:03:54.240 It's been good so far.

00:03:55.120 I haven't been here that much.

00:03:57.680 Fall's like the busiest time of year for me, so I'm traveling.

00:04:00.240 But I've liked it so far.

00:04:02.460 It's a lot of like, they try to, I notice if you go downtown, you see a lot of fat stuffed

00:04:06.500 in the boots.

00:04:07.140 Dude, I told you that.

00:04:08.360 I was like, it's way fatter than I thought it was going to be.

00:04:11.260 And I mean, it's all love, but there's a lot of fats out here.

00:04:14.900 Oh, there is.

00:04:15.860 And most on the female side. 0.58

00:04:17.020 And I'm not even saying, not even looking from a sexual perspective.

00:04:20.540 Yeah.

00:04:20.820 There's just a lot of girls who are, they're on Broadway. 1.00

00:04:24.400 Oh, yeah. 0.98

00:04:25.180 And they're fat. 0.99

00:04:26.640 Thick, baby. 0.84

00:04:27.440 They're thick now.

00:04:28.260 They're thick.

00:04:28.820 Yeah, they changed it, man.

00:04:30.240 Because it is, you know, they definitely, fat has become more designer.

00:04:34.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:34.600 I think the Kardashians did that because they had that kind of desert fat, that ass, you 1.00

00:04:38.660 know? 1.00

00:04:38.680 Did you see the story that Kim apparently like cut her ass off? 0.99

00:04:41.960 Uh-uh. 0.99

00:04:42.360 It's off now.

00:04:43.260 Wow.

00:04:43.640 And did they do anything with the meat or whatever?

00:04:45.620 I think they had to have, but I don't know what they did with it.

00:04:48.300 What would you have done with it?

00:04:49.320 Oh, I'm sure she gave it to blacks, man. 1.00

00:04:50.900 If you've seen like a lot of her history, you know? 0.70

00:04:52.600 Yeah.

00:04:52.820 She does a lot of stuff for like the African-American community.

00:04:55.360 And you think they would reappropriate it or just eat it?

00:04:57.380 Oh, I don't know, dude.

00:04:59.040 Look, I'll tell you this. 0.99

00:05:00.460 If I got a half pound of dashing ass in the mail, bro. 1.00

00:05:04.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:05.760 I might sear it, but I might not cook the whole thing, you know?

00:05:08.080 Yeah.

00:05:08.300 I mean, look, I'm leaving the middle of rare.

00:05:10.600 I'll be honest, bro.

00:05:11.640 I am, bro.

00:05:13.080 And I think I'm eating it alone.

00:05:14.760 Yeah.

00:05:15.200 Yeah.

00:05:15.460 I don't think.

00:05:15.760 Oh, wow.

00:05:16.280 Yeah, you might have to, dude.

00:05:18.900 Honestly, candlelight dinner and you're going to be hungry afterwards, too, for dessert.

00:05:24.940 And that's going to be a hard meal to follow up.

00:05:26.400 Oh, that's going to be a hard meal to follow up.

00:05:28.620 Yeah, I don't know.

00:05:29.280 That's crazy. 0.99

00:05:29.900 I didn't know that they were cutting off their butt. 1.00

00:05:32.200 Yeah, I think it's, I mean, I don't know if that's true. 0.98

00:05:33.900 I saw it online.

00:05:34.820 Yeah.

00:05:35.320 So.

00:05:36.560 Could be true, dude.

00:05:38.040 It's probably Biden's doing it or whatever.

00:05:42.300 Yeah, man, you're here.

00:05:43.220 So what has that been like?

00:05:44.080 Like, were you kind of like, what was kind of the idea with coming to Nashville?

00:05:48.460 What was like, was there like a big goal behind it or just?

00:05:50.520 Well, I was in, so I lived in New York for like five or six years.

00:05:53.460 Wow, really?

00:05:53.640 Because that's where the Barstool headquarters is.

00:05:55.420 Oh, yeah.

00:05:55.980 And I'm still with Barstool.

00:05:56.940 I don't, some people don't know if I am or not what I am.

00:05:59.580 And just because my show is just so, I'm not at the headquarters.

00:06:04.000 So they have like a headquarters in the, in New York City where everyone goes in every day.

00:06:07.440 Yeah, I've been in there.

00:06:08.180 And a lot, and actually like a lot of the people who work for Barstool are not there anymore,

00:06:11.480 but I was always there and then I just left.

00:06:13.320 And people were like, some people were like, what, are you gone?

00:06:16.020 Yeah, people don't know sometimes.

00:06:17.760 But anyway, so I moved to Florida. 1.00

00:06:20.340 COVID in New York City was ass. 0.99

00:06:22.960 Oh, dude, they were like, they got way too serious about it. 0.99

00:06:26.540 Well, also it's, they didn't drop, they didn't drop the prices. 0.99

00:06:30.060 Oh, damn. 0.98

00:06:31.240 You know, if you feel like you're being really serious about it, 0.99

00:06:33.580 it'd be like you give relief to some of your people.

00:06:36.440 Yeah, you think you discount people a little bit, you know.

00:06:39.560 It could have just been my landlord.

00:06:40.880 Right.

00:06:41.080 I know, that's true.

00:06:42.980 But anyway, so I got out of, I got out of New York.

00:06:44.960 It was just kind of crazy.

00:06:45.880 And I was, I was playing golf a lot at the time.

00:06:48.780 I was like, and I dedicated my life to be a professional golfer.

00:06:51.320 I remember that.

00:06:52.000 Yeah.

00:06:52.540 And anyway, so I moved to Florida to pursue that.

00:06:55.460 And I was serious about it, as serious as you could possibly be.

00:06:58.060 And what did that entail?

00:06:59.120 Like, would you get up in the morning and do golf?

00:07:02.020 Yeah.

00:07:02.620 So this is my whole thing was, so during COVID, I played golf for the very first time.

00:07:06.300 Okay.

00:07:07.120 Because my whole life, and this is kind of like you, I've tried to convince you to come play

00:07:10.840 with me.

00:07:11.240 And this is kind of the same thing you say to me, is like, I would tell my friends, I

00:07:14.880 don't want to hold you guys up.

00:07:16.860 Yeah.

00:07:17.400 Like, I don't mind coming, but like, I don't have any of my own clubs. 0.95

00:07:20.220 You're going to have to buy my balls, tell me the rules. 0.99

00:07:22.260 I'm going to stink. 0.99

00:07:23.740 And it's going to just ruin y'all's time.

00:07:25.460 And that's not what I'm trying to do.

00:07:26.600 Yeah.

00:07:26.880 I don't want to be like looking for you, like waving from far away.

00:07:29.440 Or if you guys are having a fun time, I don't want you to be like, oh, Caleb's still hitting

00:07:34.140 or whatever it is.

00:07:35.100 Yeah.

00:07:35.480 But then finally during COVID, there's no other options.

00:07:37.880 So then I was like, I guess they're like, Caleb, come on.

00:07:40.260 What else are we going to do?

00:07:41.700 And so I played one time and I was hooked immediately.

00:07:45.260 I was like, this is the best sport I've ever played in my life.

00:07:48.880 And I grew up playing sports, football, basketball, whatever.

00:07:51.340 Yeah.

00:07:51.680 I was like, this is my favorite sport I've ever played.

00:07:54.220 And then I was like looking around, I was like looking into it.

00:07:56.160 And I was like, these guys are professional golfers are not even that good of athletes.

00:07:59.440 Uh-uh.

00:08:00.120 They don't seem to be.

00:08:01.140 Yeah.

00:08:01.580 There's a lot of fats.

00:08:02.660 Yeah.

00:08:02.940 A lot of fats, dude.

00:08:03.900 I've seen a couple of them on Broadway.

00:08:05.220 Oh, dude.

00:08:05.800 I saw John Daly one night overdose on, I don't even know what it was, gin, I think.

00:08:12.740 And get carried out of a bar, like get carried out of a restaurant.

00:08:17.560 Yeah.

00:08:17.940 Not even at a bar, dude.

00:08:20.660 What restaurant was it?

00:08:22.620 It was 1230 Club downtown.

00:08:25.500 Yeah.

00:08:25.860 Now, look, it's a great establishment.

00:08:30.120 It's the kind of place where you could have so much fun that you got to have a, you know,

00:08:33.660 they got to send an ambulance for you because, you know, your whole vibe is on fire.

00:08:39.020 But yeah, they had some dudes carrying them out. 1.00

00:08:42.800 And one dude, like fire, like firemen carried them, you know?

00:08:46.420 I keep on waiting for this to like have like a joke in it, but so far it seems pretty accurate to what happened.

00:08:52.960 Yeah.

00:08:53.180 And I just turned into one of those people that just had like video on him.

00:08:56.860 I didn't put it up because it felt kind of embarrassing.

00:08:59.440 But the crazy thing was I saw it happen again where they carried John Daly out of a place.

00:09:05.240 I mean, it probably happens to him pretty often.

00:09:06.940 Yeah.

00:09:07.120 I think he's definitely become kind of like the cat, like he's like the bad, you know, he's the bag of clubs.

00:09:13.180 Dude, can you imagine how they carry him?

00:09:15.160 Oh, I can't even imagine.

00:09:16.400 You're the catty him out.

00:09:17.580 Dude, so one time I was in, this is like early on in my career, and I was trying to figure out what I was doing.

00:09:26.760 Like, you know, I was working at Barstool trying to figure out what kind of content I was making or like what, where was my lane?

00:09:31.540 So I was just trying a bunch of different stuff.

00:09:33.460 So one time, and I love John Gruden.

00:09:35.600 You remember the coach, John Gruden?

00:09:36.740 Oh, yeah.

00:09:37.960 You were on an email chain with him, weren't you?

00:09:39.800 I was on an email chain with him that I should not have been on.

00:09:42.200 Yeah.

00:09:43.360 Yeah.

00:09:43.640 But anyway, so I was like, all right, this is what I'm going to do.

00:09:47.500 I'm going to, and this is when he was not coaching.

00:09:49.040 He was just doing his football show.

00:09:50.340 All right.

00:09:50.760 I was like, I'm going to do a segment. 0.98

00:09:52.880 And in hindsight, in saying out loud, it sounds dumb. 0.95

00:09:55.680 And it was. 0.97

00:09:56.360 Yeah.

00:09:56.640 I'm like, I'm just going to find him.

00:09:59.300 Finding John Gruden.

00:10:00.380 Like, just find him.

00:10:01.920 And there was no like, there was no like, find him and then I'm going to, it was like, I'm just going to find him.

00:10:07.140 And so anyways, I was like doing all this research, talking to people who knew.

00:10:14.160 And so.

00:10:14.760 Just replying to Bucks fans DMs.

00:10:17.440 Yeah.

00:10:17.720 So I was like, I was like, I'm going to find this guy.

00:10:20.620 Anyways, I ended up in Tampa and they're like, he, his headquarters is in the Hooters, the original Hooters.

00:10:27.660 Oh, wow.

00:10:29.220 Like, that's where he runs his show from.

00:10:30.780 That's where he shoots his show from.

00:10:33.180 And so I was like, all right.

00:10:34.880 So I went to the original Hooters.

00:10:36.160 I was at the restaurant and it's in Tampa and I was eating.

00:10:38.960 I was like, you guys seen John Gruden recently?

00:10:40.740 And they're like, yeah, every day.

00:10:44.600 I was like, well, where's his office?

00:10:45.720 It's in here.

00:10:46.180 Right.

00:10:46.380 They're like, oh, no, no, no.

00:10:47.220 It's in corporate.

00:10:48.520 Like, and that's corporate right across the street, across the parking lot.

00:10:51.220 Wow.

00:10:51.460 So you're there, huh?

00:10:52.700 And did you wear something nice?

00:10:53.800 You just wore just regular clothes.

00:10:55.140 Yes.

00:10:55.500 We're regular clothes.

00:10:56.480 Wow.

00:10:56.680 That's cool.

00:10:56.980 Early in my career.

00:10:57.960 Yeah.

00:10:58.440 I wasn't even at the clothes stage of your career.

00:11:02.920 And I walked across the street and I went into the corporate office and I was like, I'm

00:11:07.540 here to see John Gruden.

00:11:09.680 By the way, corporate office of Hooters.

00:11:12.080 Okay. 1.00

00:11:14.720 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:11:15.700 That's the corporate office, too, of the world when you think about it. 1.00

00:11:19.300 It's the corporate office of every 11 and 12 and 13 and 14 and 15-year-old boy.

00:11:23.360 I mean, that's what I got my hat on.

00:11:24.620 And this was, I didn't even know we were telling the story today.

00:11:27.720 Um, but anyway, so I- 0.99

00:11:28.940 Yeah, baby, them tits, boy. 1.00

00:11:30.760 I also hosted the Hooters conference this year, or the pageants. 0.99

00:11:34.100 We can talk about that later.

00:11:35.600 But, so I go in there and I was like, I want to see John Gruden.

00:11:39.620 They just took me back.

00:11:40.540 They're like, well, take it to his office.

00:11:42.000 Yeah.

00:11:42.200 He wasn't there, but his assistant gave me a tour and he's like, what are you looking

00:11:45.780 for him for?

00:11:46.260 I was like, oh, I don't even remember what I said.

00:11:48.740 Oh.

00:11:50.760 I was here to see him, you know?

00:11:53.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:54.280 So show me around the office.

00:11:55.280 This is where they shoot this.

00:11:56.160 This is where he does this.

00:11:56.920 And they're like, this is, uh, John Daly's room.

00:12:01.160 And I was like, what do you mean John Daly's room?

00:12:04.580 And they're like, and they open it up.

00:12:06.000 It's a, you know, like the Chronicles of Narnia, a wall that has a bunch of books and

00:12:11.140 you can push it open.

00:12:12.200 Yeah.

00:12:12.520 It was literally that.

00:12:13.700 You push it open and it was just a very small room, smaller than this room.

00:12:17.840 And it had a mattress on the floor and like a little putting thing.

00:12:21.440 And I guess John Daly lives in there.

00:12:23.560 Wow.

00:12:24.080 Really?

00:12:25.060 Inside, inside John Gruden's office, inside the Hooters headquarters.

00:12:30.600 And they say he parks his bus out back and then whenever he just needs a place to be outside

00:12:34.860 his bus, he goes in there.

00:12:36.120 Oh, wow.

00:12:36.700 So he goes and stays in a bus also.

00:12:38.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:39.340 That's almost the most homeless shit you can do. 0.99

00:12:41.380 I feel like. 0.99

00:12:42.300 Like live in a Hooters and live in a, like be in a bus.

00:12:44.740 But I guess if you love living in a bus, dang.

00:12:46.940 And so did it have like a sink or anything in there?

00:12:49.180 Yeah.

00:12:49.320 I think it's probably just because people get so, I mean, if you're trying to carry him

00:12:52.100 back.

00:12:52.700 Yeah.

00:12:53.140 You know, you want to walk up the stairs onto the bus.

00:12:55.120 So sometimes it's probably just easier if it's a smaller person.

00:12:57.220 He's at the restaurant with small people.

00:12:58.660 Maybe he's eating Chinese or something.

00:12:59.860 Yeah.

00:13:00.940 It's taken right into the, lay him on the ground. 1.00

00:13:03.760 Damn. 1.00

00:13:04.160 I can't believe that, dude. 1.00

00:13:05.640 See, that's a good top secret way to go about business.

00:13:08.340 A lot of businesses, I feel like, think too much.

00:13:10.680 Like, let's put the business in this big business, you know?

00:13:13.580 Applebee's.

00:13:14.020 Yeah.

00:13:14.420 They're like, oh, every time you go in, you know, whoever, you know, everybody's doing

00:13:18.060 Applebee's, bro. 0.97

00:13:19.120 But it'd be crazy as fuck if you look under like a table or you move a booth and there's 0.98

00:13:23.780 like a marathon gas back in there. 0.96

00:13:25.600 Yeah.

00:13:25.900 There's just a big computer, John Gruden, Gmail. 0.99

00:13:31.220 Damn, dude. 0.97

00:13:31.880 I wonder if that's where he was sending those wild emails from. 0.99

00:13:34.540 I don't even really know what he said, but apparently it was bad.

00:13:37.300 Dude, I got a wild story like that.

00:13:38.760 So one time I went over to, there were some dudes, man, two white guys.

00:13:43.640 One of them wasn't white and we went over there and it was about business, right?

00:13:51.380 Yeah.

00:13:51.780 So I go over there and I'm ready for business or whatever.

00:13:57.060 And it was like a business meeting.

00:13:59.700 So anyway, they said, hey, it was in like the Hollywood Hills somewhere.

00:14:04.160 And like, hey, do you know, this is Jared Leto's house, right?

00:14:10.300 No way.

00:14:11.120 And I was like, really?

00:14:11.880 This is Jared Leto's house?

00:14:13.780 And so next thing you know, there's a bunk.

00:14:17.620 There's like a, they're like, you want to see something cool?

00:14:19.700 And I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm here for business.

00:14:22.280 Yeah.

00:14:22.540 You know?

00:14:22.880 So they open up like, it looks like a huge refrigerator door from like the Dharma Initiative

00:14:28.520 or something from Lost.

00:14:29.700 Yeah, right.

00:14:30.420 They open it up and it's like a hallway from like the 1930s or something.

00:14:36.360 His house was part of the property was a bunker, like a war bunker that was like built into

00:14:43.520 like a hill.

00:14:45.040 And we walk back in there, bro.

00:14:47.100 It's like walking back in time.

00:14:48.580 You're like in like, it was like a 19, like 30, 40, 50s hospital or something.

00:14:53.860 There's, um, there's like a cafeteria.

00:14:56.980 It was insane, bro.

00:14:58.060 There was like 70,000 square feet of bunker.

00:15:03.960 And then like, probably like a nice 4,000 square foot house, you know, like, but the amount

00:15:09.040 of bunker that he had, I can't even imagine, bro.

00:15:12.580 If it's like, I got two questions.

00:15:14.100 One, do you think you're getting told for saying that?

00:15:16.880 I don't know.

00:15:17.640 With who the military?

00:15:19.580 Yeah.

00:15:20.120 Well, I don't even think about them.

00:15:22.020 Just with him.

00:15:22.980 And two, what business meeting was it?

00:15:25.200 I hope not.

00:15:27.140 I don't think the military will care.

00:15:29.160 What kind of business meeting were you doing at Jared Leto's house?

00:15:31.960 Uh, I don't remember.

00:15:33.280 It was like about.

00:15:33.760 Dude, I've heard some stories.

00:15:34.820 I'm not sure it was a business meeting.

00:15:36.080 Really?

00:15:36.500 I mean, he wasn't there.

00:15:38.600 Oh, really?

00:15:38.900 It was two other.

00:15:39.840 He had a couple of little land sharks.

00:15:41.340 They had a couple of, you know, employees, coworkers.

00:15:44.260 You probably got to work your way up before you can even meet him or see him.

00:15:47.140 Well, years later, I met him.

00:15:48.300 Oh, really?

00:15:48.820 Yeah.

00:15:48.980 Now we're like, you know, buddies, you know, uh, like not friends, but like, you know,

00:15:53.460 like text and say, Hey, and I see him at the UFC fights.

00:15:56.700 Do you watch his movie?

00:15:57.780 Morbius?

00:15:58.460 I went to the premiere.

00:15:59.340 How was it?

00:15:59.780 I don't think those are my kind of movies, you know?

00:16:06.360 Well, me neither.

00:16:06.980 I didn't see it for that reason.

00:16:08.440 And it was, I mean, I'm actually a huge fan of his, but, uh, yeah, I didn't watch it.

00:16:11.880 Um, and I didn't like bats, you know, we didn't have a lot of, uh, I don't think we

00:16:16.520 had a lot of bats growing up around our area.

00:16:18.680 And so I didn't really know anything about bats.

00:16:20.440 And so I think a lot of it, I was trying to just figure out what bats get the whole concept

00:16:25.080 of it.

00:16:25.680 Like, what are they?

00:16:27.020 Yeah.

00:16:27.580 Yeah.

00:16:28.100 Why are they?

00:16:30.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.800 Yeah.

00:16:33.200 Dude, I'll tell you a movie you would hate.

00:16:35.080 What?

00:16:36.860 Batman.

00:16:37.980 Oh yeah.

00:16:38.700 Have you seen that?

00:16:39.680 Mm-mm.

00:16:39.980 Dude, the whole thing, I don't want to spoil it.

00:16:41.880 The whole thing's like bat-centric. 0.99

00:16:43.740 Oh.

00:16:45.300 You probably get some more explanation and clarity on like what it is, but you really

00:16:48.480 probably would not like it at all. 1.00

00:16:50.740 You know, there's shit, you can light it on fire. 0.99

00:16:52.880 That's what I read somewhere, the bat, um, droppings or whatever, or you could light 1.00

00:16:57.900 it on fire.

00:17:01.340 That's just a myth.

00:17:02.040 I don't know what, you know, I don't know if that could be true.

00:17:03.760 Yeah.

00:17:03.880 I don't know.

00:17:04.300 But anyway, so yeah.

00:17:05.460 But I wonder if John Gruden works in there, that little bunker.

00:17:08.860 That would have been crazy if he was in there.

00:17:10.460 Do you think they have a staff in there?

00:17:12.720 I don't know, man.

00:17:13.900 I mean, I know he, like his band, they do like some pretty wild parties.

00:17:17.960 Yeah.

00:17:18.180 Bring up a 30 Seconds to Mars party.

00:17:22.060 I think it's called 30 Seconds to Mars.

00:17:23.840 You just kind of hear stories about, I mean, I don't know.

00:17:25.400 I've never met him.

00:17:26.100 And it seems like kind of a different life than, definitely I live and probably you

00:17:30.220 too, is what they're kind of doing.

00:17:33.500 He's very beautiful.

00:17:34.440 He kind of embodies like woman, man, and child in one.

00:17:39.360 You almost don't know if you want to put him on a school bus or like, you know, or, you

00:17:46.100 know, he seems like he's always in a wedding kind of, he kind of has that vibe.

00:17:49.460 Does that make sense?

00:17:50.200 Yeah.

00:17:50.960 I don't know why.

00:17:51.780 It did make sense.

00:17:53.300 They do some real fancy parties.

00:17:59.440 Him and his brother.

00:18:00.160 He's from Louisiana.

00:18:01.740 Dude, there's nothing like, just it gives you the feel of a concert, like reading an article.

00:18:05.960 I know.

00:18:06.660 That's true, dude.

00:18:08.100 I'm like trying to read these paragraphs. 0.99

00:18:09.240 Get a damn JPEG, bub. 0.99

00:18:11.180 No, I've seen that. 0.99

00:18:11.960 I mean, I've seen, I mean, it's a-

00:18:13.040 Yeah, they do some exotic things out there.

00:18:14.140 Well, he's like, you know, a cult leader and stuff like that, or excused of it.

00:18:18.120 And I don't know if that's-

00:18:19.400 I don't think that's bad.

00:18:21.000 Yeah, but I don't even know.

00:18:21.940 Cused maybe is a harsh word.

00:18:23.400 Like, he's like, someone made a rumor that he was an awesome cult leader.

00:18:28.760 I don't know.

00:18:29.480 First of all, if I'm a cult leader, good for me, I feel like.

00:18:34.680 Right?

00:18:35.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:35.860 I hate how they're always like, oh, this fucking cult leader, you know, or whoever, you know, 0.99

00:18:40.040 or like whoever it is, Billy Graham or like Mike Lindell or whoever these people are, 1.00

00:18:45.260 you know, like the guy that did the XFL, you know, all that shit. 0.99

00:18:49.580 But it's like, I'm in, if I'm a cult leader, I'm fucking, let's do it. 0.99

00:18:55.700 Yeah. 0.86

00:18:55.860 What would you do for your cult?

00:18:57.980 What would you have them do?

00:18:59.900 Or what do they need?

00:19:00.700 What do you, someone needs to do?

00:19:01.680 Like once they're in, how do you maintain your membership?

00:19:04.020 I think sex mostly.

00:19:05.420 It seems like you're right on the same page as pretty much everyone else, I think.

00:19:09.840 I mean, the only reason you get into a cult, I feel like, is probably for some kind of light sex, you know?

00:19:17.380 I don't know.

00:19:18.380 We had a guy one time on here who beat, what's that, he has like a disease or something where you can't talk.

00:19:27.400 He had a stutter.

00:19:29.600 And he, he was in, he was in that XMV cult. 0.84

00:19:36.420 Yeah.

00:19:36.960 XIV, the one that they busted the guy.

00:19:38.720 Really?

00:19:39.440 Yeah.

00:19:40.360 And then what happened with his stutter?

00:19:42.120 It went away.

00:19:42.920 They cured it though.

00:19:44.820 Really?

00:19:45.180 Did it come back after or?

00:19:46.480 No, he didn't have one when I saw him.

00:19:48.060 Really?

00:19:48.380 You know, it could have flared up later.

00:19:50.000 I don't know. 0.96

00:19:50.840 But he, I just believe, if there's enough people around you fucking do it, it can heal diseases, I think. 0.92

00:19:56.020 Do you see that story about, have you been watching House of Dragons, the new Game of Thrones show? 0.95

00:19:59.540 I watched the first one and I got, I couldn't understand what's going on.

00:20:02.020 So I'm gonna start over.

00:20:02.640 They said, I mean, I just read an article, it was like, they have a scene, it was in a brothel, again, no spoilers, but there's a scene where they're in a brothel.

00:20:11.400 And the main actress was like, they had extras in there who met each other that day, who had to 69 for 14 hours on set that day.

00:20:20.400 Oh, really?

00:20:22.160 Oh.

00:20:22.560 Oh, okay.

00:20:24.680 This is my question for you then, man.

00:20:26.960 If you're throwing out some real gas out here, would you rather be the person on the top or on the bottom, you think?

00:20:33.240 Bottom.

00:20:34.520 Yeah.

00:20:35.200 Yeah.

00:20:35.800 Because you're kind of relaxing.

00:20:37.560 Yeah.

00:20:39.000 You're chilling.

00:20:40.000 Yeah.

00:20:40.500 You could rest.

00:20:41.880 I bet they made them switch like every half hour.

00:20:44.260 But no, because continuity.

00:20:46.040 Oh, yeah.

00:20:46.980 Yeah.

00:20:47.340 You get deep into editing, you find out they had to stay exactly the same spot.

00:20:51.040 Yeah.

00:20:51.600 And probably doing the same thing, too.

00:20:53.240 Oh.

00:20:53.480 It's not a joke, dude.

00:20:54.260 They probably had to literally, because they're doing the same shot over and over and they have to have, they switch angles, the people in the back had to be doing the same thing.

00:21:01.920 So, if you're doing this and you got to do the same speed, 12 hours.

00:21:07.880 69 is for children, I think.

00:21:09.440 It's hard.

00:21:09.800 The older you get, it's harder to do.

00:21:11.500 Yeah.

00:21:12.620 You know?

00:21:13.480 I've always thought that 69 is more for children.

00:21:15.520 Not children.

00:21:16.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:16.960 Well.

00:21:18.140 Of eight. 1.00

00:21:18.680 People who want to fuck that are whatever age, as long as they're both cool with it. 1.00

00:21:22.100 18? 1.00

00:21:22.740 Yeah.

00:21:23.060 In most states.

00:21:23.780 Yeah.

00:21:26.300 Dude, oh, dude, I was on a, we shot a TV show one time and they had, it was like a,

00:21:31.900 there was this party scene and the guy who was, remember that song?

00:21:39.020 It was like climbing the stairway to heaven.

00:21:44.560 So, we're, there's a party at that, there's like a, we shooting at that guy's house, right?

00:21:48.800 Yeah.

00:21:49.420 I think, I think it was that guy. 1.00

00:21:51.720 And they had people like fucking doing sex at the party. 1.00

00:21:56.940 They hired them. 1.00

00:21:58.420 Right. 0.99

00:21:58.820 So, they were just supposed to be in the background having fun, just having sex. 0.95

00:22:03.240 Right.

00:22:04.480 So, we're just been doing this acting all day, this scene and stuff.

00:22:06.940 And finally, it gets on in the evening and then those, those actors get there and they're 1.00

00:22:10.100 just like, fuck, they just start. 1.00

00:22:13.240 The guy would be like, all right, move over here, here, fucking, and balloons. 1.00

00:22:19.740 The last person, some guy was supposed to be blowing up balloons. 0.99

00:22:24.020 So, you're like, okay, one, here, yep, fucking, balloons. 0.95

00:22:28.760 And then the scene would start and these people were just, and the, the one of them had been 0.99

00:22:34.320 like, I just came from fucking somewhere else. 0.99

00:22:37.420 And I was like, damn. 1.00

00:22:39.580 They just travel, those types of people just travel and that's their life, you know? 0.98

00:22:45.100 Do you think you'd be able to do that if you had a, I mean, you're getting into acting

00:22:48.300 a little bit, aren't you?

00:22:49.120 A little thinking about it or?

00:22:50.480 Yeah.

00:22:51.280 So, do you think that you'd be able to do that?

00:22:54.780 Do you think you'd be able to?

00:22:56.500 No.

00:22:57.900 No?

00:22:58.600 What would you, what would you say if they had, that was a big part of your script?

00:23:03.940 I would say, look, man, I'm going to try.

00:23:05.720 I'm not going to make any promises and I think we should have an alternate ending to this

00:23:12.720 scene.

00:23:13.360 Yeah.

00:23:15.080 Because I just, my whole life I've never been a great, you know, that's not been like,

00:23:21.880 I'm good, I'm good at, I'm good like, I'm good like the pre, you know, when the guy walks 0.92

00:23:28.340 to the ring.

00:23:29.240 Yeah.

00:23:29.700 And the music's playing, dude.

00:23:30.900 Yeah.

00:23:31.220 And they're checking him down and the big black guy shows up and pats him down or whatever.

00:23:34.640 But that's before foreplay.

00:23:35.880 Yeah, but I'm good at that. 0.99

00:23:38.200 I'm good at fucking, let's, you know, let's be ready. 0.99

00:23:40.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:41.620 We ready.

00:23:42.720 I'm good at all the intro music and everything.

00:23:45.720 It's just, once it starts, I think sometimes it's just too much, I don't know if it's the

00:23:50.440 viscosity or what it is.

00:23:52.260 And then some, so, but I'm, yeah, I'm just not a distance runner.

00:23:55.720 I'm more of a shot put.

00:23:59.200 Yeah.

00:23:59.860 Hey, you know.

00:24:00.460 But I mean, that, that's in the Olympics and people can make careers off that.

00:24:04.640 They're not, I don't think it's good ones.

00:24:06.500 I think you probably have to have another one as well.

00:24:08.540 That's true.

00:24:09.400 But still.

00:24:10.020 You're lucky to have background on like a Campbell's Chunky Subat, I think is your.

00:24:14.140 You might actually be in that scene.

00:24:15.700 Yeah.

00:24:16.400 That we were talking about earlier.

00:24:17.920 Yeah.

00:24:18.140 Welcome to ball fall.

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00:27:25.380 If you're sexual finesse, if you had to put that into an Olympic sport, this is good.

00:27:31.760 Yeah.

00:27:32.460 What would yours be, you think?

00:27:33.860 Olympic sport?

00:27:34.720 Wrestling?

00:27:35.940 Ooh, really?

00:27:38.900 So it's a lot of chair-out-of-the-ring type of stuff?

00:27:44.160 Both people have their clothes on.

00:27:45.740 Oh, okay.

00:27:46.700 But trying.

00:27:47.520 You know, but trying.

00:27:48.200 You know, neither person has a boner.

00:27:55.560 You hope. 0.99

00:27:59.320 Dude, I remember one time we met this Chinese kid, and he'd never seen wrestling before, and then we told him it was two guys trying to fuck each other, right? 1.00

00:28:07.140 He believed it. 0.99

00:28:08.040 Oh, he believed it, totally.

00:28:09.200 But the whole time, he's like, he's just like wondering why they couldn't both do it, you know?

00:28:14.460 He's like, this seems so crazy.

00:28:16.120 Yeah.

00:28:16.820 Still a winner.

00:28:17.640 Yeah, still a winner, man.

00:28:18.880 That's good.

00:28:19.340 Wrestling is good, man.

00:28:20.980 Have you been doing jiu-jitsu?

00:28:22.020 I saw another story.

00:28:22.920 Not to just keep giving you pop culture stories, but Tom Hardy, the guy from Batman, which you wouldn't like.

00:28:31.360 Yeah.

00:28:32.440 He won a jiu-jitsu competition.

00:28:34.980 He entered into a jiu-jitsu competition under his name and won it, like a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition. 0.99

00:28:42.260 Damn, huh? 0.99

00:28:44.400 Tom Hardy? 0.99

00:28:46.200 Let's get an image of him.

00:28:47.360 Get a JPEG of him.

00:28:49.180 Bring up an article.

00:28:50.240 Let's read it.

00:28:51.420 Oh, wow.

00:28:52.500 Yeah.

00:28:53.000 Look at that.

00:28:54.340 Wow.

00:28:56.960 And he won it, huh?

00:28:59.600 They said he was like preparing for another, for, I guess, oh, he was in a movie called The Wrestler or Wrestlers.

00:29:06.500 Mm-hmm.

00:29:07.160 And he won, and he started doing jiu-jitsu for that, and now he's like a blue belt, which I don't know where that ranks.

00:29:13.040 I haven't been, I probably haven't been to jiu-jitsu in two months.

00:29:17.120 Really?

00:29:17.960 But I've just been training.

00:29:19.100 I've just been trying to like, I just kept getting hurt so much.

00:29:22.480 Yeah.

00:29:22.880 You know?

00:29:23.700 Is it true what everyone says about it?

00:29:25.640 Just how it's like, I mean, if you watch podcasts from the outside looking in, which is kind of where I feel like I am on the scale, it feels like almost all podcasters do jiu-jitsu.

00:29:39.100 Yeah.

00:29:39.640 Why is that?

00:29:40.300 I think, I think probably, well, Rogan's, Rogan got everybody into the, Rogan like merged like these two worlds, right?

00:29:49.120 So that's where that like symbiosis happened.

00:29:52.160 Right.

00:29:52.580 And after that, you have everybody that kind of like, you start meeting all these guys, and you're like, I want to be involved in this.

00:29:58.780 I mean, it seems cool.

00:30:00.020 Oh, it's good, man.

00:30:01.300 I did it for like my, my senior project in high school.

00:30:04.640 You went and did it?

00:30:05.340 Yeah, you had to do something.

00:30:06.080 I think I did MMA, which is the same thing.

00:30:07.960 Yeah, that's the same thing.

00:30:09.100 But I was a beginner MMA, so you had to start at jiu-jitsu, I think.

00:30:11.580 Right.

00:30:11.760 You started doing wrestling.

00:30:13.040 Right.

00:30:13.700 I think.

00:30:14.520 Side control.

00:30:15.180 That's all I remember.

00:30:16.080 MMA is mixed martial arts.

00:30:17.620 Yeah.

00:30:17.860 So that's when they have kickboxing and wrestling. 0.63

00:30:21.520 We didn't get into any of the kickboxing.

00:30:22.740 Yeah, we didn't either.

00:30:23.740 Yeah.

00:30:24.160 We just stayed and wrestled.

00:30:25.540 But it was, it was good.

00:30:26.920 Like it's, it's kind of weird because I would go in, I was 18, so I was like, there's some

00:30:30.320 old dudes in there and you know, they're big and they're stronger than you and they're like

00:30:34.720 real sweaty.

00:30:35.780 They're more sweaty.

00:30:36.600 I don't know what old guys are sweatier than young guys.

00:30:38.440 And that part of it turned me off a little bit, but I did like the physical component of kind

00:30:43.220 of just exerting yourself.

00:30:44.360 I was, I worked out with, you know, Will Compton.

00:30:46.480 Yeah.

00:30:46.760 I mean, I worked out with him today, this morning.

00:30:48.420 We work out sometimes in Nashville.

00:30:50.020 He lives here and I don't have like really a workout schedule at all.

00:30:54.720 And so we'll do like a little kind of an easy workout.

00:30:58.420 And, but this morning we did like conditioning, which I never do.

00:31:03.040 Like when I stopped playing football, I was like, dude, I'm never, I'm never doing anything

00:31:07.660 athletic again for the rest of my life.

00:31:08.840 Really?

00:31:09.360 I was like, I'm never working out. 1.00

00:31:10.540 Like, this is the stupidest thing. 0.99

00:31:11.480 Like I've worked out so hard for my whole life. 1.00

00:31:13.260 I'm never working out again.

00:31:14.680 Wow.

00:31:15.040 Which, and I did it for a while and you start feeling real bad, you know?

00:31:19.020 So anyways, I started doing it.

00:31:20.580 I'm pretty much still feeling bad.

00:31:22.140 Yeah.

00:31:22.420 Yeah.

00:31:22.660 You got to start feeling good.

00:31:24.000 But we did conditioning this morning.

00:31:25.200 I felt so much better after doing a conditioning than just a lifting weights.

00:31:28.380 And I asked Will, I was like, why, why do you think it feels so much better to do conditioning?

00:31:33.520 He's like, well, you just go kind of like, you can really exert yourself hard as you can.

00:31:37.080 And I feel like that's kind of the same thing with wrestling or you can't not, you can't 0.99

00:31:42.420 like half-ass wrestling to get your ass beat. 0.99

00:31:45.120 Right. 0.99

00:31:45.800 So that's something, there's something to that.

00:31:48.140 It makes your brain feel better at least a little.

00:31:50.940 Yeah.

00:31:51.420 I think, I think I know what you're talking about, but, um, I'll like going to do.

00:31:56.740 Sorry to mean to interrupt you.

00:31:57.680 I was just saying I said all that, but then I realized about conditioning, I didn't try my

00:32:00.760 hardest at all.

00:32:01.480 I was like, I'm like, what if I'm not trying?

00:32:04.720 Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't. 0.99

00:32:05.760 Conditioning sucks. 0.99

00:32:06.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:07.600 Conditioning does suck, dude. 0.90

00:32:10.200 And then the only thing I realized I'm conditioned before I get back home and it's just me again. 0.99

00:32:14.640 You know, I'm like, damn. 0.99

00:32:15.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:16.500 Now, you know, I'm just alone again, dude.

00:32:19.140 I guess I'll make a taco.

00:32:20.680 You know, it's like, gosh, man.

00:32:22.420 Yeah.

00:32:22.800 We always go get those places in Nashville.

00:32:24.720 It's called 8th and Roast.

00:32:25.960 And we always go over there to get like a little burrito afterwards.

00:32:28.380 Oh, yeah.

00:32:28.760 And we've been, we have a hard day of conditioning.

00:32:30.940 We up our burritos to two.

00:32:33.340 So we only have one, but like today we had two burritos each.

00:32:36.740 Bro, all you need is some boots.

00:32:38.580 Now I'm telling you, dude, this, there's something about Nashville, baby, where they just, you

00:32:42.820 know, they just want to, how much fat can I get in this boot?

00:32:45.660 Yeah.

00:32:46.180 How much fat can I get in this boot?

00:32:48.420 Do you, do you like Nashville?

00:32:49.620 Like, are you going to stay here for everything?

00:32:51.180 I, here's one thing I realized.

00:32:52.580 I, the people in Nashville are awesome.

00:32:54.160 Yeah.

00:32:55.040 Awesome people.

00:32:55.920 A lot of unique folks passing through town.

00:32:58.480 Yeah.

00:32:58.680 Um, some of the best gas station hangs.

00:33:02.860 Yeah.

00:33:03.180 You, I, I go get coffee every morning at a gas station.

00:33:05.720 Oh, bro.

00:33:06.400 You hit some of these gas stations.

00:33:07.880 You need to go during the owl hours, bro. 1.00

00:33:09.580 When the fucking owls are out. 0.99

00:33:10.920 There's one, there's that, they got two owls land over there at night. 1.00

00:33:13.920 Yeah.

00:33:14.180 And, uh, there's a guy out there and he sees the owls, he tells you, and then you owe him

00:33:19.140 money, apparently.

00:33:20.180 Right?

00:33:20.460 That's a twice daily.

00:33:21.380 Yeah.

00:33:21.620 Yeah, it is.

00:33:22.320 Yeah.

00:33:22.460 It's that twice daily, baby.

00:33:23.560 That tiger mark.

00:33:24.400 Uh-huh. 0.98

00:33:24.880 So dude, over there, bro, that dude fucking, you got to pull up just before he sees those 0.99

00:33:29.480 owls if you want to fucking do it on the cheap. 1.00

00:33:31.540 Um, but, uh, but I love that kind of shit, you know, I love that, um, I love that it 0.99

00:33:40.260 kind of, it's kind of like, it still has some values to it. 0.99

00:33:44.900 Definitely.

00:33:45.340 It's a big town.

00:33:47.360 Yes.

00:33:47.620 That's what it feels like.

00:33:48.960 Um, so I feel like fortunate that I'm here.

00:33:52.780 Um, I don't know if I'll stay here forever.

00:33:54.720 I don't know yet.

00:33:55.360 I think if I had me a wife or something, maybe if I got a wife, then I would consider

00:33:59.600 staying somewhere.

00:34:01.160 But until I get a wife, dude, I think I'm just a rolling stone.

00:34:04.800 It is kind of hard to decide.

00:34:06.040 Like I'm the same way as you in terms of I could live anywhere.

00:34:10.240 Right.

00:34:10.660 Because my work's on the road.

00:34:11.780 Yeah.

00:34:12.240 Like I, for my show, for Sunday Conversation, I go to the guest.

00:34:16.140 So as long as there's an airport, I could live anywhere.

00:34:18.420 But then you're like, I could live anywhere.

00:34:20.560 And then you got to decide where you want to live.

00:34:22.620 And you try a new city and you make a bunch of friends and you're like, I'm gonna go

00:34:28.300 try somewhere else where I don't know anybody.

00:34:30.100 That's what I think about this town.

00:34:31.620 Oh, yeah.

00:34:32.220 And y'all. 1.00

00:34:33.300 Damn. 1.00

00:34:33.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:33.840 Because some, and some people, they don't even, they don't know you're, some people don't

00:34:38.040 even know you're gone sometimes, you know?

00:34:40.680 People, it's like, yeah, it is hard to choose.

00:34:44.460 It's, I feel, sometimes I get so angry.

00:34:46.540 You can only live in one place at one time.

00:34:48.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:49.080 That shit pisses me off. 1.00

00:34:50.140 But then there's guys like Jimmy John, who we both know. 1.00

00:34:53.620 Yeah.

00:34:54.480 Who, like I talked to him this morning because he was saying he had lunch with you.

00:34:58.500 Yeah, we went and had lunch the other day.

00:34:59.440 That late lunch, the dinner.

00:35:01.300 And he literally is in a different city every day.

00:35:04.800 Yeah.

00:35:05.360 I was like, dude, how do you do this?

00:35:07.220 Like, how do you, don't you ever want to just be at your house?

00:35:10.980 And he said something like, he said something pretty cool.

00:35:13.180 I can't remember what it was.

00:35:13.920 He was like, I'm not going to let the old creep in or something like that. 1.00

00:35:18.060 Like, this is not a dry run.

00:35:19.560 Like, this is the real deal.

00:35:20.840 And I'm not, I'm going until I can't go.

00:35:22.840 Yeah.

00:35:23.140 But I get tired sometimes.

00:35:24.960 Yeah, I get tired pretty easy, man.

00:35:26.360 He had, that guy has like a million horsepower engine.

00:35:29.100 That guy's a million horsepower.

00:35:30.380 Built different.

00:35:31.100 Yeah.

00:35:31.520 Huge dog in him.

00:35:32.580 Yeah.

00:35:32.940 Two dogs.

00:35:33.860 Yeah, man.

00:35:34.880 I think guys like that would have been great at almost anything they tried to do.

00:35:38.540 100,000%.

00:35:39.800 Some people are just like, you meet him, you're like, oh, they'd be great at whatever.

00:35:43.560 Like, no matter what they did, they would have figured it out.

00:35:46.520 Little Jimmy.

00:35:47.420 Oh, Jimmy John's nephew?

00:35:49.360 Yes.

00:35:50.480 Now, this young fella is a, let's use a word to describe Little Jimmy.

00:35:55.580 It's big.

00:35:56.980 Hmm.

00:35:58.580 Hmm.

00:36:00.720 Uh, genius.

00:36:02.340 Hmm.

00:36:03.320 He's, he's, he's like, and for people who don't know Jimmy John, I mean, I know you had him on your show,

00:36:07.620 but like, he's just the most, I had him on my show too.

00:36:11.020 Your show probably gave him a more insight to his real personality, but he, uh, he's just like,

00:36:16.440 there's a, he has an engine.

00:36:18.020 He's, he's super charismatic.

00:36:19.680 Yeah.

00:36:20.020 Pull up some pictures of, I don't know if we can get it.

00:36:21.820 We'll put him in after.

00:36:22.780 Yeah.

00:36:23.420 But he, he's super, he's super charismatic.

00:36:26.080 He's super likable immediately.

00:36:28.720 Yeah.

00:36:28.960 He's super, you, you feel he's accessible.

00:36:31.120 Like he's not like a, I mean, he's obviously a billionaire, but he's not like some type of person

00:36:35.220 that you feel like you can't talk to him about anything.

00:36:37.800 You mean John, big Jimmy John.

00:36:39.920 Yeah.

00:36:40.460 Oh yeah, dude.

00:36:41.980 And then, and, but then also the same time he is, uh, his attention to detail and how smart he is

00:36:48.160 and how much he, he's thoughtful by everything.

00:36:50.120 And I think little Jimmy seems to be the kind of same way, which is kind of crazy.

00:36:53.100 Cause how old is little Jimmy?

00:36:54.040 13?

00:36:54.580 I don't know.

00:36:55.140 Yeah.

00:36:55.800 He's at this camp and I don't want to share too much of his details.

00:36:58.100 I think he got his first kiss at the camp.

00:36:59.660 He did.

00:37:00.160 He also motorboated himself for a little while, which I thought was, I mean, I look, I, I just,

00:37:06.300 yes, I looked at, I saw the video and I didn't see it cause I wanted to see it.

00:37:10.700 I wanted to make sure, but he was okay.

00:37:12.720 But yeah, he did.

00:37:13.740 He motorboated himself.

00:37:14.680 Cool kid.

00:37:15.800 But yeah.

00:37:16.240 Uh, but yeah, that kid, yeah.

00:37:18.460 Little Jimmy, it's, I didn't know who we were talking about.

00:37:20.200 Little Jimmy is like this, like spit fire kind of, he's kind of like a, um, kind of young

00:37:26.680 Rush Limbaugh of the outdoors, you know?

00:37:29.060 Yes.

00:37:29.340 But Rush ate pills and little Jimmy likes to hunt.

00:37:31.980 Yes.

00:37:32.600 You know?

00:37:33.120 He, he is like, and the reason I was even talking about big Jimmy is just because he

00:37:36.740 has all these qualities where you, like you said, he'll be successful at anything he tries.

00:37:40.560 Yeah.

00:37:40.860 And you look at little Jimmy and you're like, this kid's going to either be the president of the United

00:37:44.180 States or he's going to be in jail.

00:37:45.900 Yeah.

00:37:46.240 Yeah.

00:37:46.780 And it's, and we told him that it's like, bro, you got to choose, you know?

00:37:50.420 Like you are, you're a walking legend already, but you got to enter prison, baby.

00:37:54.800 Yeah.

00:37:55.180 That'd be good for children, president or prison. 0.95

00:37:57.240 And you get to interview the kid.

00:37:58.380 Yeah.

00:37:58.660 Or just like a new line of Hillary Clinton shirts, you know?

00:38:03.360 Bro, how crazy people forget that Bill Clinton went to that.

00:38:06.820 He was university of Arkansas.

00:38:08.160 How crazy when you think that they went to university of Arkansas, that's the craziest part for me.

00:38:12.200 I was thinking this morning, cause I saw, oh, cause the, the Monday night football stuff

00:38:15.780 with Peyton Manning and the Manning family, how they have their whole thing with like,

00:38:20.940 they got obviously Peyton and Eli and then the brother, they got the young kid who's coming

00:38:24.800 up, who's supposed to be the best quarterback ever.

00:38:26.720 And then they got the dad.

00:38:29.100 They basically have their own like, they're like their football mafia.

00:38:31.960 Yeah.

00:38:32.620 And like, you hear like whispers and stories, like they are like the football mafia.

00:38:35.900 Like they want your show shut down, that thing shut down.

00:38:38.560 Yeah.

00:38:38.960 Or if they want your show to go, that thing goes.

00:38:40.880 Yeah.

00:38:41.880 Yeah.

00:38:42.200 They got a lot of pull.

00:38:42.960 They've always had that in New Orleans growing up and they had Cooper, the third brother.

00:38:46.360 Yeah.

00:38:46.800 And they always, he was like, he sold insurance or something, but he'd have a commercial. 0.99

00:38:50.720 Like I'll throw a policy over this fucking mountain. 0.98

00:38:52.860 You know, he'd have like that kind of stuff, you know? 0.99

00:38:54.860 You did crash that car.

00:38:56.320 Yeah.

00:38:57.240 And his family's like, yeah, you did.

00:38:58.880 Yeah, you did, man.

00:39:01.700 How was your, whenever Aaron Rodgers came through, how was that?

00:39:04.160 Was that pretty, what was something, what was that like?

00:39:06.680 He was the coolest.

00:39:07.600 So we probably had 30 or 40 guests on my show.

00:39:11.160 He was the, the number one coolest dude that you, I didn't know what to think about.

00:39:17.980 I mean, I had you on the show, but I had met you a bunch of times before.

00:39:20.560 He was the coolest guy that I just didn't know what I was going to get.

00:39:25.160 He, he could not have been, he had this huge house.

00:39:29.820 We did it at Lake Tahoe at this golf tournament.

00:39:31.980 And this is actually a good story.

00:39:34.160 So I have like bookers.

00:39:35.220 That's how I get my show.

00:39:36.200 Most of the time, sometimes I'll know the person or sometimes they'll hit me up or I'll

00:39:40.200 hit them up on like Instagram.

00:39:41.140 But most of the times it's a girl named, a woman named Kelly and another woman named

00:39:47.100 Peggy from our booking department who like put everything together.

00:39:50.180 So Peggy books Aaron Rodgers on my show and we get a list.

00:39:54.140 I don't know how it is for your pod, but it's like, I get a list of like, would you be

00:39:56.940 interested in these people?

00:39:57.840 Yeah.

00:39:58.080 And I always just circle like the best ones.

00:40:00.540 I don't even, I just only like Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, you know, and I never get any of

00:40:04.940 them.

00:40:05.320 Yeah.

00:40:05.940 Or at least I hadn't got any of them in the past.

00:40:07.920 And then I got a message or email was like, Hey, Aaron Rodgers will do your show.

00:40:11.640 And I was like, no way.

00:40:12.740 Really?

00:40:13.720 It's like, awesome.

00:40:14.740 There was gonna be two months from then at the Lake Tahoe golf tournament because he's

00:40:18.220 on like a Greek vacation or something.

00:40:20.240 So we get to the tournament and we're out there in Lake Tahoe.

00:40:24.580 I don't know if you've been, but it's a hard place to get to.

00:40:26.340 You've got to fly to Reno.

00:40:27.780 You've got to fly cross country, fly to Reno and then drive to Lake Tahoe.

00:40:31.640 Yeah.

00:40:31.720 Yeah.

00:40:32.360 And so we're out there.

00:40:33.740 It's not an easy place to get to.

00:40:34.760 Beautiful drive.

00:40:35.820 Yeah.

00:40:35.980 It is awesome.

00:40:36.700 Poor place to go.

00:40:37.560 And then I hit up Peggy and I was like, Reno is bad.

00:40:41.240 Reno's growing.

00:40:44.820 Reno's growing.

00:40:45.980 Reno's growing.

00:40:46.620 Okay.

00:40:48.600 And, uh, Reno is the only city I wouldn't donate blood in, honestly, because I felt bad about

00:40:54.860 leaving it there.

00:40:56.380 Really?

00:40:58.560 It just, yeah.

00:40:59.560 I just get like, it's, it's just a lot of cigarette smoke is honestly the only thing I

00:41:03.040 even think about Reno.

00:41:03.900 I just think about how many cigarettes have been smoked inside there.

00:41:07.220 Oh yeah.

00:41:08.660 Yeah.

00:41:08.980 We got stuck in a casino one night there and they, they found a body behind some of the

00:41:13.680 machines in there.

00:41:15.200 Me and, um.

00:41:16.520 Alive?

00:41:17.300 No.

00:41:18.280 Not alive.

00:41:19.620 They found a not alive guy behind some of the machines.

00:41:22.680 Did they even pick it up?

00:41:23.680 Yeah.

00:41:23.880 They got him out of there, dude.

00:41:25.240 But, uh, anyway, go on your story.

00:41:26.920 Sorry.

00:41:27.300 Yeah.

00:41:27.620 So you get up there.

00:41:28.700 It's tough to get there.

00:41:29.780 It's tough to get there anyways.

00:41:30.720 And so the, say the shoot's on a Tuesday.

00:41:32.220 I don't really remember.

00:41:32.740 The shoot's on like a Tuesday and it's Monday.

00:41:36.040 Yeah.

00:41:36.220 And we're like, what time and where is this thing going to happen?

00:41:38.340 And then Peggy, who's our booker, is like hitting up his agent or whatever. 1.00

00:41:42.760 And he's like, we're going to get back to you.

00:41:44.040 He's doing this, doing that.

00:41:45.080 And then finally at night, they're just like, uh, we're going to be honest with you.

00:41:48.840 We haven't talked to Aaron in two months.

00:41:50.280 The agent.

00:41:51.380 He doesn't answer any of our calls.

00:41:54.080 Like Aaron Rodgers.

00:41:55.420 It's like you guys are the Packers offensive coordinator.

00:41:58.140 Yeah.

00:41:58.360 Right.

00:41:59.100 Like he just lives in his own existence.

00:42:01.260 Like he just is in this, he's in this lane or this like wave that he just riding.

00:42:05.640 Yeah.

00:42:06.100 And that's kind of how you feel when you're around him.

00:42:07.380 He just kind of like, he just on his own wavelength and he just didn't talk to his agent

00:42:12.320 for two months.

00:42:12.960 So I'm out there.

00:42:13.560 I'm like, what am I going to do?

00:42:14.820 And actually shout out to big, uh, Pat McAfee who worked at Barstool.

00:42:20.200 And I was like, Pat, I hate to call him a favor ever.

00:42:22.940 And I would, I don't know how I could repay you, especially if you've got what freaking

00:42:27.640 in two million dollars now and all the access in the world.

00:42:31.020 He's on every show.

00:42:31.700 But I was like, I really, here's a situation.

00:42:35.600 Um, Rogers agreed to do the show.

00:42:37.800 It's not like, it's not like I'm asking you to ask Rogers to do it.

00:42:41.300 He said he would do it.

00:42:42.220 Right.

00:42:42.480 But we just don't know where he's at.

00:42:44.140 We can't locate him.

00:42:45.060 Mystery.

00:42:45.560 And so Pat talked to Rogers who he responded to Pat and he was like, show up at his house

00:42:50.020 this time tomorrow.

00:42:51.440 So we get in there.

00:42:52.800 He, the whole time we're with him.

00:42:54.340 He doesn't take his, he doesn't have shoes on the whole time.

00:42:56.440 Yeah.

00:42:57.360 And he's just like, that's a move right there.

00:43:00.580 He just, in his, I don't even know how to explain it.

00:43:02.460 He's just cool.

00:43:03.220 Like he's old fashioned cool.

00:43:04.980 Like you, you're around him.

00:43:05.860 Like this is a cool guy.

00:43:07.320 And he was awesome on the interview.

00:43:09.320 And then he gave you all sodas or anything.

00:43:11.620 He had a full staff.

00:43:12.940 He had like a full, like they made us drinks.

00:43:16.100 We had went out the night before and I think I was like a little hungover and he was like,

00:43:19.240 you need a drink?

00:43:20.300 Like I think he saw it in my eyes.

00:43:21.320 Like you want a drink?

00:43:22.080 And I was like, yeah, I'll take a drink.

00:43:23.760 So it was the staff like made me like a margarita and we did the interview.

00:43:27.540 It was awesome.

00:43:28.100 And then we hung out, me, him and Glenny Balls for like seven hours.

00:43:31.700 No.

00:43:32.340 Yeah.

00:43:32.580 Just sitting on his porch talking.

00:43:34.400 And I asked him every question.

00:43:35.880 I mean, I don't want to like go too much into it, but I asked him every question that you

00:43:39.960 could think of asking.

00:43:40.860 Wow.

00:43:41.180 Like off the record, like off the record.

00:43:42.760 What do you think about this?

00:43:43.620 And he was super transparent, honest, answered every question.

00:43:46.720 Questions you can't even believe would be answered by anybody.

00:43:49.360 And he was just awesome, dude.

00:43:50.700 He was just, I kind of have a man crush on him, I guess.

00:43:53.900 I don't know.

00:43:54.500 That's what it's sounding like.

00:43:55.740 I think he's just a stud.

00:43:56.880 He's just really a stud.

00:43:58.200 Okay.

00:43:58.660 And is he handsome?

00:44:00.040 Does he seem handsome when you're around him?

00:44:02.080 I think he's traditionally probably, I think he's in the upper tiers of handsome, but I think.

00:44:06.680 Like, I think he would probably say he's, he's beyond, he's like a beyond burger for

00:44:17.640 handsome, like. 0.99

00:44:18.360 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:44:19.780 He's the, he, but he's the real deal. 1.00

00:44:21.740 He, you don't think about him being attractive when you're looking, when you're with him.

00:44:25.020 You think about like, this is, this is just like a, and I'm a football fan too.

00:44:29.200 So like, you know what he's done on the field and like, you know how good he is at what

00:44:31.860 he does.

00:44:32.300 Yeah.

00:44:32.760 And then just so, how he could be that cool too and be on your own lane.

00:44:36.680 He's super authentic or that he is now.

00:44:41.020 I mean, I don't know how he used to be.

00:44:42.540 Before the ayahuasca.

00:44:43.280 Or before his whole like different, I mean, I think he's went through a lot of stuff.

00:44:47.380 Right.

00:44:47.820 He's a, he seems like a journeyman.

00:44:49.440 He seems like a man who's almost traveled time now when I look at him.

00:44:52.760 Yeah.

00:44:53.440 And he probably has.

00:44:54.540 When you left him that day, did you feel like, did you miss him?

00:44:59.360 Yeah.

00:45:00.200 I text him right afterwards.

00:45:02.060 And I was like, we saw like a vaccination sign, like must be vaccinated.

00:45:05.800 And I said, I was like, you can't come here.

00:45:07.200 You know, he just texts back like immunized, bro.

00:45:10.520 You know?

00:45:11.460 And Glennie Balls feels the same way.

00:45:13.060 He's a, Glennie Balls is going to kill me for saying this.

00:45:15.160 He's Glennie Balls background on his phone.

00:45:17.180 Him and Glennie Balls like this is Glennie's background on his phone.

00:45:20.040 I think that's sweet, man.

00:45:21.100 You know, it's hard to find good male figures out there in the world these days.

00:45:26.620 Especially athletes too, because it's been for a long time.

00:45:29.160 Like, I mean, you're a huge sports fan and so am I.

00:45:32.820 It's like for pretty much our whole lives, athletes haven't been able to, while they're 0.96

00:45:36.680 playing especially, just like say wild shit and be like really good and have thought behind it. 0.99

00:45:42.460 I mean, you hear some guys say some wild shit. 1.00

00:45:44.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:44.740 But it's like, they just didn't think about it.

00:45:46.160 They accidentally said it.

00:45:47.140 Right.

00:45:47.740 But he's like, I don't care.

00:45:50.060 Yeah.

00:45:50.680 And you know, his fan base is every type of person, every demographic, probably from multi-countries.

00:45:57.620 Yeah.

00:45:57.800 And he just, he just saying his truth and it's kind of cool.

00:46:00.520 That's what's so cool about it.

00:46:01.280 That's cool, yeah.

00:46:01.660 Yeah.

00:46:01.940 It seemed like he has like, he's like a six shooter.

00:46:03.780 Like, I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled out a six shooter.

00:46:06.140 Same.

00:46:06.900 I mean, he is. 1.00

00:46:07.560 And he just shot a bunch of fucking cool ass fucking ideas into the world. 1.00

00:46:11.500 No bullets. 1.00

00:46:12.620 I wonder what he'll do after football.

00:46:14.480 Ooh.

00:46:14.840 You know, I got, did he talk about ayahuasca?

00:46:19.700 When I was with him, it was before his announcement that he had done it.

00:46:23.280 Right.

00:46:24.540 And he was like, I'm about to say something.

00:46:26.420 He's like, he told me, he's like, I'm about to do this announcement.

00:46:30.240 It's going to be pretty controversial. 1.00

00:46:32.340 And I'm an idiot. 0.99

00:46:33.100 And he was, I was like, what, what is it? 1.00

00:46:34.780 He's like, well, just that I've been using a little plant medicine.

00:46:37.200 And I was like, and I was like, bro, I was like, we, I was like, we all know. 0.98

00:46:43.840 I told him, I was like, dude, everyone knows that you've fucking taken ayahuasca. 0.98

00:46:48.060 He's like, you think? 0.99

00:46:48.900 I was like, everyone knows, dude.

00:46:50.600 Trust me.

00:46:51.020 It's like, that won't even make a blip on the news.

00:46:53.460 And he says, it was like every news story.

00:46:55.540 I was like, dude, no one cares.

00:46:56.800 Everyone knows.

00:46:57.380 Don't worry about it.

00:46:58.140 Yeah.

00:46:58.400 Yeah, I got, because Aubrey, Aubrey Marcus invited me to go.

00:47:03.940 I was supposed to go on that trip when they went.

00:47:05.740 You didn't go?

00:47:06.740 I had a show book somewhere. 1.00

00:47:08.780 Shit. 1.00

00:47:09.220 It was in, I think, Tulsa. 0.99

00:47:10.940 And it had been sold out for like four months.

00:47:12.640 I just felt like it, I couldn't, I mean, I could have maybe sent a mass email to those

00:47:17.740 people and said like, hey guys, I'm thinking about doing this, you know, I don't know.

00:47:24.600 But if, if like 50 of them said, no, we wanted to see the show, I probably would have done

00:47:28.300 the show.

00:47:29.340 Dude, I honestly, if you were to live stream you and Aaron doing ayahuasca, they'd probably

00:47:32.100 been okay.

00:47:32.680 I should have.

00:47:33.200 Yeah.

00:47:33.660 If I could have sold tickets to that.

00:47:34.960 Dang.

00:47:35.980 Yeah, man.

00:47:36.660 But he was, I mean, I don't know if I butchered talking about it, but he is as cool of a

00:47:41.480 guy as I've ever met in any walk of life.

00:47:45.060 He's very, very cool to be around.

00:47:47.700 No, I think it's interesting, man, because you always kind of like, he's, he seems a little

00:47:53.400 bit like, he doesn't seem like a company man.

00:47:56.260 No.

00:47:56.480 That's what I like about him.

00:47:57.300 No.

00:47:58.040 I could see how he'd be frustrating to play with or definitely to coach.

00:48:01.560 Yeah.

00:48:02.000 You would, but at this point in his career, you don't.

00:48:03.520 Like trying to coach a rattler.

00:48:04.700 You don't want to coach him.

00:48:05.620 A smart one.

00:48:06.380 Yeah.

00:48:07.260 Who's probably better at being a rattler than you are.

00:48:09.100 Yeah.

00:48:09.540 Yeah.

00:48:09.940 Yeah.

00:48:10.300 Yeah.

00:48:10.880 I don't understand how any good quarterback has a quarterback's coach who was not a good

00:48:16.180 quarterback.

00:48:16.820 Yeah, but I'd say most of them didn't play ever.

00:48:20.420 Like there's a lot of the best, but a lot of the best coaches.

00:48:23.540 Didn't play football at all.

00:48:25.320 I don't want to say a lot of them.

00:48:26.580 There's a quite a, like, I'm trying to think the guy's name who was at the Georgia Tech,

00:48:30.440 Paul Johnson, I think, who ran that triple option.

00:48:33.340 And like, no one could stop Georgia Tech running triple option.

00:48:35.900 Wow.

00:48:36.060 He never even played a down of football in his entire life. 1.00

00:48:38.460 Damn. 0.99

00:48:38.780 He just like wrote up some stuff. 0.99

00:48:40.160 He just liked the options.

00:48:41.500 Like what, tell me, what's, what's Saban's football background?

00:48:44.740 I don't think he played anywhere.

00:48:45.980 Can we look that up?

00:48:48.380 I mean, Bill Belichick.

00:48:49.420 Like what?

00:48:49.880 Why has Saban owned like a subway or something?

00:48:51.860 I mean, I guess it's crazy.

00:48:53.140 What?

00:48:55.380 Yeah.

00:48:56.360 Belichick.

00:48:56.780 I don't know.

00:48:57.320 He looked like he probably worked at a factory somewhere.

00:49:00.520 Oh, he played at Kent State.

00:49:01.980 Who didn't?

00:49:06.820 Saban played defensive back at Kent State University.

00:49:09.420 Upon his graduation in 1973, he had intended to pursue a career in automotive sales until the Kent State head coach, Don James, two names for one, hired him as a graduate assistant.

00:49:24.140 Wow.

00:49:25.040 Now he's Nick Saban.

00:49:28.160 That's a bad dude.

00:49:29.760 He could have been Nick Sedan.

00:49:31.180 That would have been crazy, right?

00:49:35.620 Nick Saban's sedans.

00:49:38.320 Could you imagine?

00:49:39.760 That's crazy.

00:49:40.980 I wouldn't buy a car for him in a million years. 1.00

00:49:43.200 I mean, I know a lot of fucking Mississippi State fans wouldn't. 0.98

00:49:47.120 Would you, what do you think? 0.99

00:49:48.280 I think that you'd probably be pretty good in that lane.

00:49:51.400 Slinging vehicles?

00:49:52.180 Yeah.

00:49:53.300 I don't know, man.

00:49:55.680 I don't know, dude.

00:49:56.580 Some of those dudes are rich.

00:49:58.360 Yeah, but you have to be the owner to be rich, I think.

00:50:00.680 Otherwise, you just end up smoking and going to AA meetings.

00:50:03.060 Yeah, true.

00:50:03.960 Reno.

00:50:04.720 Yeah, you end up in Reno.

00:50:06.780 Economy seek to Reno.

00:50:08.400 Dude, Reno, yeah.

00:50:09.820 God, I sure.

00:50:12.060 Oh, I will tell you this.

00:50:13.360 We were there one time.

00:50:14.800 A huge snowstorm hit.

00:50:16.700 A bunch of chicks, like all our shows got canceled. 0.64

00:50:19.780 We had to stay there for four days.

00:50:20.900 Yeah.

00:50:21.080 And two buses of like co-eds, like chicks, were like going to their sorority ski trip. 0.62

00:50:27.120 They couldn't go up the mountain, so they had to stay there.

00:50:29.820 And we dropped them all. 0.96

00:50:30.800 Literally, me and my buddy Jamie Lyssoe were sitting at the bar like, man, our lives suck. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Fucking 250 women roll in. 1.00

00:50:37.620 That's a movie. 1.00

00:50:38.240 What happened? 0.99

00:50:39.520 Sex, bro. 0.98

00:50:40.320 Really? 0.99

00:50:41.160 Yep.

00:50:42.360 Let's go.

00:50:43.760 Pretty good. 0.83

00:50:44.320 I mean, pretty brief sex, you know?

00:50:47.620 Yeah. 0.97

00:50:47.860 Winter sex. 0.99

00:50:48.560 Some wrestling? 0.99

00:50:49.560 Yeah.

00:50:49.900 Yeah, I should have tagged somebody in.

00:50:52.680 What's your, out of all the, out of all the places you've been, what's your favorite weird city?

00:51:00.000 Like favorite place, like you wouldn't want to live there probably, but like I just love going there.

00:51:04.500 Man, I really wanted to get to spend a little bit more time up in Portland, Maine.

00:51:11.800 Really?

00:51:12.580 Yeah, it's just, it's like such a surprise that it's there. 0.99

00:51:16.020 Because you think it's a lot of people out there fucking, you know, who've lost their eyeballs and shit, you know? 0.96

00:51:21.840 Out there, people out there, just, you know, a lot of people that, you know, hate people that go to Burning Man, but wish they would watch Burning Man videos at home as a family. 0.99

00:51:30.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:30.880 You know, like that kind of shit, you know? 1.00

00:51:32.740 But, but dang, it's, there's just something about it, dude. 1.00

00:51:36.980 The cold wind just fucking pushes you. 0.95

00:51:38.360 It is cool. 0.99

00:51:38.960 I like it too.

00:51:39.660 Pushes you out of the, out of the street. 0.82

00:51:41.680 One of the first things I did at Barstow was like a travel show.

00:51:44.080 It was like the Barstow travel show.

00:51:46.060 And it didn't really take, I don't know why, well, I'm probably about to say why.

00:51:51.320 So we would like, we had an episode in Portland, Oregon.

00:51:54.560 Oh yeah.

00:51:55.240 And so we went out and shot a lot of stuff there, but like we had some stuff planned.

00:51:58.840 We went to like an RV sale and we got kicked out of there.

00:52:02.580 We just didn't get enough stuff for the whole episode.

00:52:04.860 And we had a, we liked our whole season of episodes.

00:52:07.680 They're probably like 10 minutes a piece, 15 minutes a piece.

00:52:09.340 But this one probably had like five solid minutes, six solid minutes.

00:52:12.620 And so we just took a, we took a flight to, for we were in New York, like a quick flight to Portland, Maine.

00:52:18.940 We shot the rest of the episode and just never said anything about it.

00:52:21.740 Really?

00:52:22.820 Like you watched the Portland episode?

00:52:24.020 It's like half of it's in Maine, half of it's in Oregon. 1.00

00:52:28.220 Damn, bro. 0.99

00:52:29.540 We just never mentioned it. 1.00

00:52:31.620 Dang, bro.

00:52:32.280 You're like just welcome to Portland.

00:52:33.980 Yeah.

00:52:35.520 Dude, that's wild, man.

00:52:36.580 One time you had an Antifa thing and then you were eating a lobster the next minute.

00:52:41.520 Like wonder who this lobster's voting for. 1.00

00:52:44.100 Yeah, damn. 1.00

00:52:45.160 Dude, I wish they had black lobsters. 1.00

00:52:46.860 Those things would be fucking gangbangers, wouldn't they? 1.00

00:52:49.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:50.320 In the ocean, dude, if they had some fucking black lobsters. 1.00

00:52:53.080 Everybody deals with the Sunday scaries. 0.99

00:52:55.680 You know what they are?

00:52:57.100 They're fears, moments where you're like, dang, Monday.

00:53:00.220 Monday's lurking right around the corner.

00:53:02.580 Dang, Michael Monday Myers over there just eating candy and ready to chop.

00:53:07.140 It's dangerous like that.

00:53:10.540 That's the Sunday scaries. 1.00

00:53:11.860 Those oh shit moments. 1.00

00:53:13.260 Oh shit. 1.00

00:53:14.660 Got to do my homework. 1.00

00:53:15.800 Got to, you know, see my children.

00:53:20.300 See my stepdaddy.

00:53:22.200 Whatever.

00:53:23.480 Get a job.

00:53:25.500 Well, I don't relax well.

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00:53:30.140 I get Sunday scaries all week.

00:53:32.080 I'd be on Tuesday.

00:53:33.600 I'd be on Tuesday talking about Sunday.

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00:56:38.480 Oh, what I just see in the Netherlands, they had, did you see that thing, brownies and downies or whatever? 0.89

00:56:46.260 It was like brown syndrome. 0.99

00:56:48.420 It was people that had down syndrome.

00:56:50.520 They incorporated them and they're running a restaurant.

00:56:56.260 Yeah.

00:56:56.440 And this is it right here.

00:56:59.420 And people were giving them hell on the internet.

00:57:02.240 But you can go there and get you a good brownie and meet a, you know, one of God's warlords, you know, one of God's, you know.

00:57:10.780 I have such a soft spot for like heroes, you know.

00:57:14.020 Down syndrome.

00:57:14.560 Down syndrome, if I could, when I have a kid, and I mean, obviously it's a, it's a, it's, I mean, they're like, they don't have an easy life.

00:57:24.980 And it's, I don't think it's super easy to, I don't know, not raise one, but I think it's like, it's hard.

00:57:31.800 Down syndrome's hard, but they're so pure and so sweet.

00:57:34.560 I've always said, if there's going to be like a down syndrome kid, I'll take one.

00:57:38.180 Yeah.

00:57:38.900 I just love them.

00:57:40.180 I can see you.

00:57:40.840 I can see you doing it.

00:57:41.780 Um, we had Chris Nickich on and he's the down syndrome guy who won the, uh, who finished the Ironman.

00:57:50.760 And so that was like unbelievable talking to him.

00:57:54.540 Did he flex on you?

00:57:56.180 Uh, no, he talked, like he's like, likes, he, you know, he talked a lot about trying to get with some hot blondes, you know? 0.75

00:58:01.400 Yeah.

00:58:02.700 Which I get, you know, totally understood that part of it.

00:58:07.020 Yeah.

00:58:07.460 Actually, the part I couldn't relate to was a lot of like the physical.

00:58:10.800 That's what I was about to say.

00:58:11.780 Like his, his are like achievements.

00:58:16.060 Yeah, man.

00:58:16.640 He loves smoking hot blondes. 1.00

00:58:18.080 That's what he's called.

00:58:18.820 He's like, let's get some smoking hot blondes. 1.00

00:58:21.020 That's what he kept saying over and over again, man.

00:58:23.200 But he, that dude, yeah, he ran like 250 miles.

00:58:27.160 Um, and like swam and he swam like as far as you could let somebody swim, you know, but, uh, pretty unbelievable.

00:58:33.360 That was crazy.

00:58:34.040 But this place they have, everybody that works there has Down syndrome.

00:58:37.700 So that's like, and people were giving them a problem, but I think it's kind of cool.

00:58:43.560 What could you give them a problem about?

00:58:45.360 I think people are saying, oh, this is wrong, you know?

00:58:48.620 But I think it's like, at least now you can embrace it.

00:58:51.820 Like, welcome to this place.

00:58:53.140 We have Down syndrome.

00:58:54.160 Cause what I don't like is when people pretend somebody doesn't have Down syndrome.

00:58:58.180 Yeah.

00:58:58.580 Too many people doing that.

00:58:59.900 Well, in our town growing up, they would do that a lot.

00:59:01.980 And it'd be like, Eric has Down syndrome, you know?

00:59:05.520 And they're like, no, he doesn't, you know, like, well, all right, you know, like, well,

00:59:13.100 he's not doing great today.

00:59:16.500 You know, his service is just slow.

00:59:19.540 At least they're doing it in Europe, dude. 0.98

00:59:21.020 So he serves slow anyways.

00:59:22.460 Then he didn't get enough rest, you know?

00:59:25.120 I mean, but, uh, pretty crazy.

00:59:28.860 I wonder what other afflictions you could have and also have like a cool place, you know?

00:59:34.100 Um, and, oh, establishment, be incorporated.

00:59:37.520 Yeah.

00:59:38.020 Yeah.

00:59:39.520 Like if they had.

00:59:41.600 What if there was a, what if there was a spot where every, every single person had like

00:59:45.220 herpes?

00:59:47.220 Like everyone in here has genital herpes. 1.00

00:59:50.240 They're serving you fucking a hamburger. 1.00

00:59:54.180 Hamburgers and herpes. 1.00

00:59:55.520 Yeah.

00:59:58.420 Bro, what about eggs and eczema?

01:00:01.760 Yeah, you just go.

01:00:02.740 The guy's like, oh, you want some salt on that?

01:00:06.220 And he just rubs his skin off like that.

01:00:11.720 Dude, what about Pepsi?

01:00:14.780 No.

01:00:15.340 And Hep-C.

01:00:20.160 He's like, hey, you want something to drink? 0.99

01:00:24.180 Check your crotch. 0.99

01:00:24.940 Yeah, yeah, that'd be it. 0.98

01:00:34.680 I'm trying to think of some other good ones we could have.

01:00:37.780 Dude, this is great ideas.

01:00:42.000 What are some good ones we could do, man?

01:00:45.580 Oh, dude.

01:00:46.560 I don't know.

01:00:46.780 Sometimes I think about like just those names, like the strip clubs that serve food.

01:00:51.000 Yeah.

01:00:51.320 Tits and grits, eggs and legs. 0.88

01:00:54.000 Yeah.

01:00:55.140 You get like hangers and bangers. 0.98

01:00:57.900 Old, saggy, saggy, saggy boobs, no bras. 0.99

01:01:02.260 And there's every potatoes. 0.98

01:01:04.160 Oh. 0.99

01:01:05.660 Dude, when I see a horrible tit, it fucking makes my whole body hurt. 0.99

01:01:10.240 It really does, man. 1.00

01:01:12.080 Oh, same.

01:01:12.940 And dude, sometimes, and this is just me being transparent and honest.

01:01:15.840 Thanks.

01:01:16.260 Sometimes when I'll see someone who has like an actual, I saw, this is bad, but this is just a true story. 0.91

01:01:21.920 I saw a guy who he lost a, I don't know if he had a burn on his face or he lost an arm, maybe both, but I saw him.

01:01:29.080 I was at the movie theater and I saw him and I did like that.

01:01:31.620 Oh.

01:01:32.480 You know, and it's like, I don't know if he saw me or not, but it's a sad, there's something in us that you're not supposed to, you recognize it fast, I guess what I'm trying to say.

01:01:43.020 It doesn't take your brain long to see something like that.

01:01:45.820 To recognize what's going on.

01:01:46.860 Yeah.

01:01:47.360 Yeah.

01:01:49.120 Yeah, we had a guy that tried to pretend he had both arms for a while in our area and that made, that everybody was going crazy.

01:01:56.320 They noticed it?

01:01:57.360 Yeah.

01:01:57.660 Immediately?

01:01:58.120 But you don't want to say anything, but you thought it and then people thought they were crazy, you know?

01:02:02.660 And then you have people trying to guess, that was the crazy part.

01:02:06.960 You have people trying to like rip his arm off, like just to see if it was, you know, and I'm like, dude, what if it's real?

01:02:16.560 Yeah, just crazy, man. 1.00

01:02:18.220 Just, ah, people are fucking crazy, man. 1.00

01:02:21.240 Being, they just had that one, what was the one with the huge breasts they had? 1.00

01:02:24.540 Who was that?

01:02:25.080 Remember that?

01:02:26.360 But look, I say more power to you, Netherlands.

01:02:29.840 I think it's like, you know, I just, it's like, I think if people have down, if they have whatever, let them get out there.

01:02:38.840 I'd love to go to a place if I knew when I walked in, hey, everybody here has herpes.

01:02:43.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:43.700 So they don't have to pretend that they don't fucking have herpes. 0.99

01:02:45.900 Because I think probably one of the worst things about having some things is pretending you don't have it, you know? 0.99

01:02:53.200 So I think that it would be great if everybody could have herpes in one spot.

01:02:58.420 Or you know what I'm saying.

01:03:00.160 You know what I'm talking about? 0.95

01:03:01.120 They had a lady, big breast lady. 1.00

01:03:03.860 Type that in. 0.52

01:03:07.100 Actually, I think we have a blocker on this computer and I got to get a new one, dude. 0.92

01:03:10.460 I've ended up masturbating the past four days. 0.89

01:03:13.260 Oh, really? 0.92

01:03:13.940 Because when we were at that camp with Jimmy John, you were on a no masturbation, I think you were like 35 days in or something.

01:03:20.540 I was doing good. 0.99

01:03:21.260 And I was trying to convince you to jerk it off. 0.99

01:03:23.380 I was like, where are you going? 0.99

01:03:25.340 You're like, dude, why do you keep wanting me to jerk off? 0.99

01:03:28.500 And I started feeling bad about myself. 0.99

01:03:29.960 I was like, I don't know why I wanted me to jerk off. 0.99

01:03:32.300 Yeah, bro. 0.99

01:03:32.800 That was a weird flex from you, bro.

01:03:35.360 I will say that. 0.99

01:03:36.200 They had a lady with big boobs who, it was trans person who had big boobs. 1.00

01:03:41.240 And the kids were loving it at school. 0.99

01:03:45.360 There you go. 1.00

01:03:50.620 This lady has got those freaking damn rib bonnets, dude. 1.00

01:03:56.260 She's got some bangers. 1.00

01:04:02.780 There's a place for her at hangers and bangers. 1.00

01:04:04.800 Oh, bro.

01:04:05.300 There's no way you can park in front of those and not get a ticket, huh?

01:04:11.000 Do you think there could be a place where, and this is kind of a good.

01:04:13.040 Look at that one, dude.

01:04:15.080 Oh, my God.

01:04:16.500 What do you think?

01:04:17.740 What?

01:04:18.660 What is she teaching?

01:04:20.940 Dude, is she in white face? 1.00

01:04:22.440 Go up.

01:04:23.540 Oh, she probably is.

01:04:24.560 Like Lester Holt.

01:04:26.560 He's a white dude.

01:04:27.520 I've always long thought that.

01:04:29.940 Yeah, he has a very, like, there you go.

01:04:38.900 I mean, that's white. 0.91

01:04:39.900 That's white faced. 1.00

01:04:41.400 How can you have huge tits and have a look on your face like you're looking at huge tits at the same time? 1.00

01:04:47.900 But, see, this is how they're tricking people, and this is probably Biden doing this. 1.00

01:04:55.600 Yeah.

01:04:56.120 Because they're trying to get more people to accept trans, right?

01:05:00.160 Yeah.

01:05:00.360 And just be more comfortable with it.

01:05:02.000 So you send in somebody like this.

01:05:04.120 You send in, you know, a real. 0.53

01:05:07.420 And then afterwards, you just take anybody.

01:05:09.640 Yeah.

01:05:10.060 I mean, this is Transmila Anderson right here, dude. 0.99

01:05:12.580 I mean, they fucking sent in. 0.99

01:05:14.020 They put the biggest tits, but you don't even notice that they got that wand, baby. 1.00

01:05:21.540 They got that yanker, baby. 1.00

01:05:23.240 They got that door knocker right under them.

01:05:26.560 And look at those legs. 1.00

01:05:27.880 Look like a man's legs. 0.95

01:05:29.000 How many commercials, dude?

01:05:30.520 Jesus Christ.

01:05:35.200 God, dude.

01:05:37.240 Bro, I bet a bait.

01:05:38.520 I bet.

01:05:38.920 Wait, she teaches a wood chopping class?

01:05:40.900 Yes.

01:05:41.900 Yes.

01:05:44.020 Of course, she does, baby.

01:05:45.660 There's a lot of wood in there, dog.

01:05:49.480 Can you believe this?

01:05:56.040 But see, this is how they're going to get everybody.

01:05:59.580 By baiting them with this kind of stuff.

01:06:01.380 Because, you know, it's just been kind of like this weird, like, what's going on.

01:06:05.580 But now, I mean, this is crazy, dude.

01:06:11.080 I mean, this is crazy.

01:06:12.680 And look at that mask, but what?

01:06:15.980 I don't know.

01:06:16.700 And why doesn't she swim? 0.97

01:06:18.140 See, if she got in the pool and swam, I would fucking be supportive of that. 1.00

01:06:25.040 Dude, there's no way that broad would make it off the dock. 1.00

01:06:30.660 I mean, there were some damn, god damn, bro. 0.99

01:06:35.480 Bro, if one of those bounced into the street, a kid would go get it, dude. 1.00

01:06:38.580 Those things are fucking retarded. 1.00

01:06:45.540 These things are way worse off than anybody that works at that brownie shop. 1.00

01:06:49.700 I mean, these are the craziest looking tits I've ever fucking seen. 1.00

01:06:57.300 I'm sorry, man. 1.00

01:06:59.140 I didn't mean to go into all of that.

01:07:00.540 Dude, who sells that shirt, dude, by the way?

01:07:04.120 Who sells clothing for this type of body? 0.99

01:07:07.580 Yeah, who sells that shirt?

01:07:10.520 Lulu Melons, dude.

01:07:11.640 My god, brother. 0.98

01:07:18.700 And I, you know, it's like, I don't even know, at what point are you not sexually attracted to a tit? 0.98

01:07:23.960 I feel like there's a size. 0.52

01:07:25.760 You know what I'm talking about?

01:07:26.800 Yeah, there is. 0.99

01:07:27.720 There's a size where a certain age man is, like a seven-year-old guy, like, ah, fucking drool all over that, you know? 0.99

01:07:35.380 But any decent man who doesn't drive a fucking Honda Civic and is under fucking 50 is not going to like this. 0.98

01:07:45.680 Yeah, she blew past that, dude. 1.00

01:07:48.680 Whatever that threshold is, she blew past it.

01:07:51.700 Do you think that she's upgraded, though?

01:07:53.260 Do you think that she went right to this?

01:07:54.480 She had, like, A-cups and went right to this.

01:07:56.300 And by she, they, right?

01:07:59.660 Yeah, they, sorry. 0.97

01:08:00.380 A Canadian school board is standing behind a trans teacher who sparked protests after turning up to class with clownish giant, clownish, that seems rude. 0.98

01:08:09.300 Giant prosthetic. 0.96

01:08:09.700 They can say anything if they put it in quotations.

01:08:11.900 That's true, huh? 0.96

01:08:14.660 Someone says she looked retarded. 1.00

01:08:19.360 To classes with whore jugs. 1.00

01:08:22.140 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:23.280 The blonde high school teacher went viral after being filmed operating a cutoff saw in class. 1.00

01:08:30.380 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:08:35.780 But, bro, that's who's building our fucking houses now. 1.00

01:08:39.600 That's why there's a backorder, bro, on everything. 1.00

01:08:42.580 Because this lady got her fucking tit caught in the saw. 1.00

01:08:50.480 Was an Oakville school teacher. 1.00

01:08:52.900 It refused to identify the educator while warning the wrong person had been named in online reports.

01:09:00.380 Dude, wait.

01:09:01.880 Say that again?

01:09:03.840 They names, they misidentified who it was?

01:09:10.840 Oh, my bad, dude.

01:09:12.120 I'm sorry.

01:09:14.040 We're sorry, Ms. Jackson.

01:09:17.380 We're sorry, Professor Arnold.

01:09:19.160 Yeah, we just had a typo.

01:09:20.960 Some disturbed pupils have skipped classes held by the Oakville industrial arts teacher who began identifying as female last year.

01:09:29.440 I mean, dude, what grade is it?

01:09:30.480 They're going to skip anyways.

01:09:31.840 Yeah, that's a great point.

01:09:33.200 And that's probably what happens.

01:09:34.980 10 or 12 people skipped.

01:09:36.720 You know, they don't want to come.

01:09:38.120 And once you've been there twice, it's kind of like when you see the little donkey at the fair.

01:09:43.540 Yeah.

01:09:43.900 You know?

01:09:44.380 Yeah, you don't need to go again.

01:09:45.380 Dude, yeah, it's Tom.

01:09:47.440 Yeah, the little Tom Thumb or whatever his name is.

01:09:49.840 I've seen him.

01:09:52.220 But wow, that's wild.

01:09:53.460 But you know what?

01:09:53.900 I think you're going to start to have a lot of people that are going to be doing this identification thing out of not boredom, but out of I want something different in my life.

01:10:04.200 Yeah.

01:10:04.320 I've been a, you know, I'm not married or whatever, or I want to get out of my marriage.

01:10:10.220 I'm going to say I'm a woman, you know, so then at least easy way.

01:10:13.080 I think a lot of people are going to start using this to get out of different scenarios.

01:10:17.040 And why not?

01:10:17.700 It's not a bad idea.

01:10:19.480 Not at all.

01:10:21.320 Your kid comes home.

01:10:22.300 You're like, I'm not your dad.

01:10:25.160 I'm identifying as not your dad.

01:10:28.100 I'm Rhonda.

01:10:30.660 You look like my dad.

01:10:32.040 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:34.760 Yeah, but look at these tits that it's got in the mail. 1.00

01:10:37.060 That's going to change fast, bucko. 0.97

01:10:39.680 Those do look self-applied, too.

01:10:41.620 Yeah.

01:10:42.660 Yeah, they do look, bro.

01:10:44.560 Those look like they came with adhesive, bro.

01:10:48.280 Wow.

01:10:49.020 What else we got?

01:10:49.820 Anything else in the news going on?

01:10:54.540 What is it?

01:10:56.560 Do not cook chicken in NyQuil.

01:10:57.920 While most of us would recoil in horror from such dangerous suggestions, adolescents and young

01:11:02.640 adults continue to be susceptible to social media dares like these?

01:11:07.480 Of NyQuil chicken?

01:11:12.320 What's the problem?

01:11:12.860 I mean, obviously it's crazy, but what's the problem with it?

01:11:16.840 I don't see an issue.

01:11:18.080 I mean, you can take NyQuil.

01:11:19.260 I've always thought that about drinking salt water.

01:11:21.040 It's like, I can eat salt and drink water.

01:11:23.100 Why can't I drink salt water?

01:11:25.120 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:11:26.160 Like, I can take NyQuil before I go to bed.

01:11:28.000 I can eat chicken.

01:11:29.120 Why can't I have NyQuil chicken?

01:11:31.140 Yeah, maybe they don't want the sugar.

01:11:32.360 Maybe they, maybe it does something to the pan or something.

01:11:38.420 I don't know.

01:11:40.300 This guy looks, it looks like it's just somebody in college, I feel like, honestly. 0.98

01:11:43.960 If you've ever been in college, it looks like fucking Tuesday night. 0.98

01:11:51.100 Dude, what do you miss about college, man? 0.97

01:11:54.940 Did you love it or were you kind of like?

01:11:57.220 I actually did.

01:11:58.140 Because you played football, right?

01:11:59.080 You played at North Carolina.

01:12:00.320 Yeah.

01:12:00.680 And what I missed about the most was being around the dudes, like the guys, and just being

01:12:04.200 around people.

01:12:05.000 Because I went and got a real job and I was like, you're just not around your friends.

01:12:08.680 But then I made like a very concerted effort to rejoin with friends and like making that

01:12:14.560 a huge priority.

01:12:15.460 And not even like making a ton of new friends, but just like my friends who are my friends,

01:12:19.800 like going out of my way to make sure I'm around them.

01:12:23.240 And I feel like it's got better because I did miss them really bad.

01:12:26.500 Yeah.

01:12:27.200 But like if, I mean, even when I moved to Florida, like I moved where my friends were

01:12:30.640 living.

01:12:31.560 I go, the last two weekends I've been, I traveled to go see friends.

01:12:35.000 Oh, wow.

01:12:35.720 Just because I missed that part of my life so bad.

01:12:37.380 But yeah, I forget about how important that is.

01:12:39.760 I noticed it just recently going and training like with the same people every day.

01:12:42.900 It's so fun.

01:12:44.040 It's like ads.

01:12:44.980 It's like, I get to be funny.

01:12:46.700 I get to joke around.

01:12:47.680 I'm like a normal person.

01:12:48.780 I'm not stuck in my head.

01:12:49.920 Yeah.

01:12:50.260 Me and Will.

01:12:51.180 So I've been working out with Will.

01:12:52.440 It's this place called Boost Fit in Nashville.

01:12:55.960 And it's just like a big facility.

01:12:59.320 They have a lot of athletic stuff in there, but there's also a school for hockey kids who

01:13:03.740 don't want to go to real school.

01:13:05.680 And it's awesome.

01:13:06.260 They literally just don't go to real school.

01:13:08.060 They do online classes and they play hockey all day.

01:13:10.940 In Nashville?

01:13:11.660 In Nashville.

01:13:12.380 Wow.

01:13:12.820 And they have every age.

01:13:14.180 So we'll go in there after we work out and we'll like jump in the sauna or showers.

01:13:17.440 And then we're just showering.

01:13:18.320 There's a bunch of middle schoolers running around making fun of each other's meats and

01:13:21.660 stuff like that.

01:13:22.860 Why is he not getting naked?

01:13:24.380 You know?

01:13:24.620 So we're just in there listening to it.

01:13:27.160 But it's like, man, this is really, this is really what, uh, what being a guy's all about.

01:13:31.420 Oh my God, dude.

01:13:35.340 Yeah, dog. 1.00

01:13:36.140 Look, I've been through some shit, man. 1.00

01:13:37.900 We've all been through some shit, dude. 1.00

01:13:41.540 That's crazy, bro. 0.99

01:13:42.800 I never, uh, I don't know. 1.00

01:13:45.220 Some kid I remember tried to show me his dick, bro, and I told him no. 1.00

01:13:48.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:49.160 And I was thankful for that, man.

01:13:51.420 But kids are ruthless.

01:13:52.980 Oh, they don't care.

01:13:54.120 Like, we'll sit in there and we'll be in the sauna and they'll all be like waiting in

01:13:56.640 the line to get in the showers and stuff.

01:13:57.900 And they're just ruthless.

01:13:59.260 Yeah, they're so mean, dude.

01:14:00.280 I'm like, God, he's getting roasted, right?

01:14:02.500 And you want to step in and be like, I'm not stepping in.

01:14:04.400 It's dangerous over there.

01:14:06.660 And when you don't know the lingo, stepping down in a race bracket is way scary, dude.

01:14:10.820 Terrible.

01:14:11.280 Terrible.

01:14:11.480 And kids nowadays, it's like they're so on their iPad, they don't even notice if you get molested,

01:14:15.440 I feel like.

01:14:16.340 Well.

01:14:17.180 You know, I feel like a lot of kids wouldn't even.

01:14:19.800 Yeah.

01:14:21.800 True.

01:14:23.080 You know, I don't know.

01:14:24.000 That's insane.

01:14:24.440 We might have to take that out.

01:14:25.280 Dude, well, by the time we get.

01:14:28.060 But I mean, I mean.

01:14:31.200 Like when I was young, you weren't looking at your iPad.

01:14:33.780 So like, you know.

01:14:35.600 You noticed.

01:14:36.720 You really noticed.

01:14:37.560 You were somebody's iPad.

01:14:41.860 You noticed.

01:14:43.100 Yeah.

01:14:43.360 But nowadays, you can't even get the kid's attention.

01:14:46.240 Probably.

01:14:46.820 Probably.

01:14:47.500 Yeah.

01:14:48.660 So.

01:14:49.260 Depends on what they're looking at.

01:14:50.160 Probably.

01:14:50.540 Yeah.

01:14:50.760 I think it's.

01:14:51.260 But it's like, you know, I was with my recent.

01:14:53.840 I was with my family recently and there's some children in our family.

01:14:56.980 And I don't think that they saw me with their eyes for more than two minutes.

01:15:01.220 Yeah.

01:15:01.440 It's crazy.

01:15:01.940 And it's kind of sad.

01:15:02.720 But it's also like, what are you going to do?

01:15:04.680 Yeah.

01:15:05.080 And it's peaceful.

01:15:05.980 And it's peaceful.

01:15:06.780 Yeah.

01:15:06.940 And then as soon as they are hanging out with you, you're like, where's your iPad, dude?

01:15:12.260 You want me to help you find it?

01:15:13.880 Yeah.

01:15:14.060 The second you get their attention, you don't want it.

01:15:16.060 Yeah.

01:15:16.260 Right.

01:15:17.580 What do you look at?

01:15:18.360 The NFL season kicked off.

01:15:19.660 Who are some teams?

01:15:20.260 What are some of your teams you think?

01:15:21.280 What do you think this kind of plays out as?

01:15:22.920 How do you think Tom Brady does?

01:15:24.380 How do you think this kind of rolls out for Brady?

01:15:26.240 Dude, I don't know.

01:15:26.880 I've been seeing all this stuff that's going on.

01:15:27.920 He doesn't look good in terms of just his face.

01:15:30.860 Well, people are saying that.

01:15:31.800 I think he's.

01:15:32.400 You think his face looks good?

01:15:33.220 He looks leaner.

01:15:34.020 I just can't tell if he maybe has had something done to his face or if he just looks leaner.

01:15:37.920 I think if you're married to a model. 0.88

01:15:41.400 Yeah.

01:15:41.820 The stuff that y'all are talking about at your house, she's always talking about cosmetic stuff.

01:15:45.500 And it's probably just easy to fall into that lifestyle of always trying to improve your looks.

01:15:50.060 Yeah.

01:15:51.000 But do you see what happened with Brett Favre?

01:15:52.980 Oh, yeah.

01:15:53.420 He got caught up on that money.

01:15:54.640 They bought a gym for somebody.

01:15:56.040 Yeah, that's not good.

01:15:57.400 But in terms of the NFL, to answer your question, dude, I think the Bills are a wagon.

01:16:03.940 I know.

01:16:04.860 Like, who's doing anything to the Bills?

01:16:07.720 I couldn't imagine anyone.

01:16:10.460 But.

01:16:11.100 Yeah, I can't imagine.

01:16:11.880 I mean, I don't know if anybody in their division.

01:16:13.280 I mean, maybe if Miami shows up and shows out one game.

01:16:17.640 Well, my best friend from college is Mitch Trubisky, who's a starting quarterback for the Steelers.

01:16:22.360 And he was on your show, too.

01:16:23.600 He was on Sunday Conversations, I remember.

01:16:24.680 Yep.

01:16:25.080 And he's a great guy.

01:16:26.420 Awesome dude.

01:16:27.760 And, you know, they drafted Kenny Pickett, number one, or for their first pick.

01:16:31.900 So, anytime you take a quarterback first round, that's your guy.

01:16:35.840 Right.

01:16:36.120 It's just a pay differential.

01:16:37.060 Like, they're paying him more than they're paying Mitch.

01:16:39.360 And so, you kind of, you're him.

01:16:40.960 I mean, he's in the toughest spot ever, where it's like, on paper, Kenny Pickett's going

01:16:46.020 to be the starter of their franchise, and like, their franchise quarterback.

01:16:49.700 At least, that's what they want to happen.

01:16:51.280 But he has to, like, step in for a time being.

01:16:54.040 Hopefully, it's a full season, or, you know, he's a two-year contract, two seasons.

01:16:58.760 But just always having that weight over your shoulder.

01:17:00.880 And he doesn't say that there's a weight on your shoulder, but, like, you know that you

01:17:04.860 don't have that room for error.

01:17:06.820 Yeah.

01:17:07.220 And so, I thought he's been playing.

01:17:08.500 Like, he played last night.

01:17:09.320 I don't know when this comes out.

01:17:10.080 He played last night against the old Browns.

01:17:14.200 And he, like, played pretty good.

01:17:15.440 Like, they lost.

01:17:16.640 Like, he looked good.

01:17:17.560 Like, he looked like an NFL quarterback.

01:17:18.980 He looked like he belonged on the field.

01:17:21.860 Yeah, the pressure on some of those guys, I can't imagine.

01:17:24.100 A lot of that's a high-pressure situation.

01:17:27.220 All of it is.

01:17:27.860 But then, I also always think, like, I tell him, too.

01:17:30.600 It's like, dude, you get, they get paid for that pressure.

01:17:34.320 Like, it's not like you're just a high school quarterback, and maybe, you know, Friday

01:17:37.740 night lights, and it's like, you have all the pressure.

01:17:39.160 Then you just go home and get on your iPad and try not to feel it, whatever.

01:17:43.860 But, you know, he gets paid for the pressure, but that's a tough spot to be in.

01:17:48.440 And that's, so I root for him really hard.

01:17:49.980 I have a bunch of other friends who are on different teams I play with at Carolina, or

01:17:52.980 guys I've met throughout.

01:17:53.940 So, I kind of root for players.

01:17:55.420 I grew up a Panthers fan.

01:17:57.400 But, you know, I root kind of for players now in the pros.

01:18:03.080 So, then who do you think you see?

01:18:04.320 So, obviously, out of the AFC, you see Buffalo.

01:18:07.240 They're going to have to have some massive injuries.

01:18:10.100 Right.

01:18:10.540 It's not going to be like one injury is not going to take them out.

01:18:12.540 No.

01:18:13.500 Unless it's Allen, which I'm not, I don't even want to talk about that, but. 0.54

01:18:16.420 I don't even, he's, that dude is a, he's a, he's a dog, though.

01:18:19.800 He's a dog, but they got, they have literally every single thing.

01:18:23.540 They have great weapons.

01:18:25.640 He's amazing.

01:18:27.080 They have a great defense.

01:18:28.240 Vaughn Miller somehow, dude, I'm a Panthers fan.

01:18:30.360 I told you.

01:18:31.220 Vaughn Miller single-handedly beat the Panthers like 10 years ago in the Super Bowl by himself.

01:18:37.020 He was like the MVP of the Super Bowl like 25 years ago.

01:18:39.400 And he's somehow still like wrecking every play.

01:18:42.720 Yeah.

01:18:42.880 I can't believe they ended up getting him.

01:18:44.280 That's crazy, man.

01:18:45.360 Yeah.

01:18:45.540 Good for them.

01:18:46.460 Yeah. 0.98

01:18:46.720 They're sick, man. 0.97

01:18:48.180 Dude, one night I went out. 0.98

01:18:49.800 He or somewhere in, um, was with Josh Allen and Dawson Knox, right?

01:18:54.740 And it was so funny.

01:18:55.720 They'd both been drinking.

01:18:56.700 And so they, they made a bet with each other and they were like, uh, I bet you won't name

01:19:02.440 your kid Fort Knox, right?

01:19:04.100 That's what, that's what one of them bet.

01:19:05.360 The other one.

01:19:05.740 And he goes, I bet you won't name your son, wrench Allen.

01:19:08.340 Right.

01:19:08.960 So they're like, let's each bet a thousand dollars.

01:19:12.860 And I was like, no, I was like, Dawson, you got to bet.

01:19:15.440 You, you have to get him to bet more.

01:19:16.860 Cause he gets paid more.

01:19:18.440 It's not fair.

01:19:19.340 You have to be comparable.

01:19:21.140 And he's like, so then Josh is like, all right, I'll bet 3000.

01:19:24.820 So I'm like, well, then Dawson just made 2000 bucks because neither one of y'all is going 0.99

01:19:30.480 to name your fucking kid that. 0.99

01:19:32.880 So there's Venmo Dawson two grand, bro. 1.00

01:19:37.280 That's a good bet though.

01:19:38.300 I mean, it was a good bet, but it's like, neither one of them is going to follow through.

01:19:42.280 So he just made two grand. 0.99

01:19:43.340 I made that dude fucking $2,000. 0.99

01:19:45.180 He honestly owes you at least what? 0.99

01:19:46.440 He does.

01:19:48.000 A hundred?

01:19:48.480 Yeah.

01:19:48.760 Probably 200.

01:19:49.440 I would say 250 probably.

01:19:50.880 But they were arguing about it. 0.99

01:19:51.940 As I walked off, I heard them kind of fucking. 0.78

01:19:53.740 Did you ever hang out with George Kittle here? 0.99

01:19:55.040 I know he lives here.

01:19:56.420 No, his sister, um, taught me yoga for a while.

01:19:59.420 Emma Kittle.

01:20:00.160 Really?

01:20:00.600 Yeah.

01:20:01.140 You like yoga?

01:20:02.500 I do like it, man.

01:20:04.220 I do like it.

01:20:05.140 Sometimes I just want, I wish four people would just pull off, just completely pull my body

01:20:09.020 apart and run away with them.

01:20:10.560 Really?

01:20:11.520 Because I feel like almost once the four forces combine, it's just a bad deal.

01:20:16.000 You know?

01:20:17.600 You like it, man?

01:20:18.440 You're already pretty tall though.

01:20:19.520 See, you guys are gifted with length.

01:20:21.920 You don't have to deal with what we got to deal with.

01:20:24.320 In terms of what?

01:20:25.520 Just being, you're always around yourself when you're smaller.

01:20:28.020 Yeah.

01:20:28.460 You know?

01:20:28.900 It's so quick.

01:20:29.780 I touch myself.

01:20:30.540 I had, uh, uh, Bobon, you know him?

01:20:33.840 He's like the tallest guy in the NBA.

01:20:35.440 Mm-mm.

01:20:36.260 Oh.

01:20:36.580 He played for the Mavs.

01:20:37.520 He's got trade to the Rockets.

01:20:39.120 Bowl Bowl?

01:20:40.700 Similar.

01:20:41.300 Okay.

01:20:41.640 But his name's Bobon.

01:20:42.820 Bobon.

01:20:43.220 Okay.

01:20:43.340 Yeah.

01:20:43.440 He's like the new version, basically.

01:20:44.880 Dang.

01:20:45.160 And, uh, I asked him, I was like, dude, and this is, we haven't put this out yet, but

01:20:48.560 I was like, when you get, like, how long does it take you to get a boner, dude, to 1.00

01:20:53.060 like get that signal down to your dick? 1.00

01:20:55.440 You get horny and like 25 minutes later. 1.00

01:20:57.960 Yeah. 0.90

01:20:58.280 You got bad thigh-fi. 1.00

01:20:59.600 That fucking shit ain't going up, dog. 1.00

01:21:05.040 I wouldn't want to be, I mean, I think that, I think that mean you probably got pretty 1.00

01:21:08.040 good heights.

01:21:09.140 Yeah.

01:21:09.500 Well, I like, you know, I do get admirable of your height.

01:21:12.880 Well, I'm 6'1".

01:21:13.540 I went to, I moved to Florida and I had to get a new ID.

01:21:15.620 And I always said I was 6'2", when I was playing football.

01:21:18.760 Oh, yeah.

01:21:19.300 Because you always go an inch, an inch more.

01:21:22.320 But then, uh, once I finally submitted, I'm like, I'm 6'1".

01:21:24.480 That's what it is.

01:21:25.400 So I go to the DMV and I had COVID, I think, by the time I went to DMV.

01:21:28.080 Oh, yeah.

01:21:28.220 I didn't know, but it turned out later.

01:21:30.400 So, by the way, you see what DeSantis did?

01:21:33.000 I don't want to.

01:21:33.600 No, we already talked about it the other day on here.

01:21:35.360 It's so awesome. 0.98

01:21:36.000 It's fucking hilarious. 0.94

01:21:36.720 It's so cool. 1.00

01:21:38.720 Some people, I've read somewhere that rich people were slung up to pet the fucking people 1.00

01:21:42.140 and shit. 1.00

01:21:43.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:44.980 But I went to the DMV and I was like, she's like, how tall are you?

01:21:47.800 I said, 6'1".

01:21:49.260 And she sent me, gave me my ID, printed out right there.

01:21:52.100 It says 6'3".

01:21:53.160 Uh-uh, really?

01:21:53.940 I said, 6'3", she said. 1.00

01:21:57.500 I'm kind of like, who gives a fuck, dude? 1.00

01:22:00.360 You're going to take it or not? 0.99

01:22:01.400 When I get it back, it'll be 5'9". 0.96

01:22:03.280 Dude, that's fucking awesome. 0.97

01:22:06.500 It's like, welcome to Florida. 1.00

01:22:08.040 This bitch is over there, just changing people's lives up. 1.00

01:22:13.500 Dude, in Arizona, you only have to get a driver's license every 40, you only have to get your 1.00

01:22:17.060 driver's license renewed every 40 years.

01:22:19.400 Can you believe that?

01:22:21.940 Straight roads.

01:22:23.700 I mean, that's true.

01:22:25.540 But I think just for ID purposes, every 40 years, you show somebody your ID, it's 40 years

01:22:30.920 ago.

01:22:31.700 Yeah, that's true.

01:22:32.340 I guess it is nice, because then people just have to take your word for it.

01:22:36.340 But no, I thought that migrant stuff was hilarious, dude. 1.00

01:22:39.120 People just shipping migrants around. 0.99

01:22:40.940 We had a border patrol guy on, and he said, the border's insane.

01:22:44.240 I listened to that episode.

01:22:45.240 He said people are coming across.

01:22:46.700 He said, and it's not just like people, like Mexican people, it's all types of people just

01:22:51.660 wandering over. 1.00

01:22:52.840 Like people with briefcases that say bomb on the side of them, just like crazy shit, man. 1.00

01:22:57.720 And he said, he just said it's unbelievable. 1.00

01:23:01.240 And they don't prosecute him.

01:23:02.720 So they just, it's basically like Red Rover.

01:23:04.340 They just keep sending him back.

01:23:05.500 Back over, dude.

01:23:06.300 So that's pretty wild, man.

01:23:09.240 I do like to see, I just like to see him mix it up.

01:23:11.220 I like how DeSantis kind of just mixing it up.

01:23:13.240 Yeah.

01:23:13.820 Mixing it up.

01:23:14.960 Just busting those people.

01:23:16.140 Yeah.

01:23:16.340 It's like, and those people get to see the country.

01:23:19.100 Yeah.

01:23:19.340 You know, people are like, they're using them as pawns. 0.75

01:23:20.920 Like they just ran across a street, like fucking 50 miles sometimes to get there, even further 0.96

01:23:25.880 sometimes. 0.97

01:23:26.820 So I think a nice bus.

01:23:28.860 Or anything else.

01:23:29.240 Yeah.

01:23:29.380 They deserve a meal at least.

01:23:30.940 Oh, I'm sure they're feeding them too.

01:23:32.220 Yeah.

01:23:32.420 You know?

01:23:33.160 But yeah, somebody said that they, some lady dropped off like 200 cases of Perrier at the 1.00

01:23:37.900 fucking, these people. 0.99

01:23:39.720 Like what? 1.00

01:23:43.160 That's crazy.

01:23:44.320 Like.

01:23:44.520 Oh, dude.

01:23:49.240 I think it's going to start getting weird out there. 0.99

01:23:51.100 The weirdest shit gets, man. 0.99

01:23:52.160 The first people that are going down are the rich, man. 1.00

01:23:54.480 You think so?

01:23:55.320 Oh, in a heartbeat.

01:23:57.480 Dude, are you, are you in trouble?

01:23:59.020 No.

01:23:59.560 No? 0.99

01:24:00.220 I'll never be fucking rich. 0.98

01:24:01.820 How, how, how, uh. 1.00

01:24:03.500 Fuck that. 0.99

01:24:04.520 There's bugs in here right now. 1.00

01:24:06.680 There really is.

01:24:08.320 Yeah.

01:24:08.500 No, dude, I think, uh.

01:24:10.020 No, I mean the, like the people are like, oh.

01:24:12.240 Jimmy.

01:24:13.220 Well, yeah, maybe Jimmy. 0.99

01:24:14.180 But since he made sandwiches, he may have a fucking, he, he might have that, that. 0.99

01:24:18.060 Yeah, he has an in. 0.99

01:24:18.840 He may have an in with the working class.

01:24:20.500 I think there's a certain level of rich that's probably in trouble.

01:24:23.140 Yeah.

01:24:23.540 But it's not Jimmy and it ain't you.

01:24:25.000 It's between.

01:24:25.980 Yeah.

01:24:26.460 Yeah. 0.98

01:24:27.360 Yeah, I don't know who it is, man, but if shit gets dicey, I could just see it. 1.00

01:24:32.180 Because everybody wants to throw something through a fucking rich person's fucking window. 0.99

01:24:37.380 You done that before? 1.00

01:24:38.360 Huh?

01:24:38.560 Have you done it?

01:24:39.800 My brother did it and I watched him.

01:24:41.560 Uh-huh.

01:24:42.140 And did it, did he feel good after?

01:24:43.620 Oh, it felt good.

01:24:45.160 For you or for him?

01:24:46.120 Both. 0.99

01:24:46.660 He was going through it some shit at the time. 0.97

01:24:48.700 I don't know if he loved it. 0.99

01:24:50.940 He could enjoy it?

01:24:52.220 He couldn't.

01:24:53.280 But I was right there to enjoy it for him, dude.

01:24:55.260 I've thought about it.

01:24:56.060 I've no doubt I've replayed it in my head probably a thousand times.

01:24:58.960 Dude, there's some rich people here in Nashville.

01:25:00.760 Yeah, there are.

01:25:01.460 Sometimes I drove out here.

01:25:02.500 There's some house, some really nice houses, and there's a lot of famous people who live

01:25:07.520 here, too, that you don't know about.

01:25:08.960 Yeah.

01:25:09.860 You would never know they lived here.

01:25:11.440 Mookie Blaylock lives here.

01:25:13.120 Really?

01:25:13.300 Mookie Betts.

01:25:14.300 I was about to say, I don't even know who that is.

01:25:15.860 Oh.

01:25:16.320 Yeah.

01:25:17.240 Mookie Betts.

01:25:18.620 Kirk Herbstreet lives here, right?

01:25:20.200 Kirk Herbstreet lives here.

01:25:21.040 I believe so.

01:25:21.760 Huh.

01:25:22.600 A lot of the announcers live here.

01:25:24.160 Oh, really?

01:25:25.080 Country music stars.

01:25:25.880 I'm assuming they're all pretty rich.

01:25:27.260 I don't know what scale.

01:25:28.720 Yeah.

01:25:29.040 I think a lot of them do pretty well.

01:25:32.380 Yeah.

01:25:32.740 I think there's a lot of interesting cats that live out here.

01:25:35.160 Because it's kind of like, and now it's becoming a lot more exposed.

01:25:37.600 Everybody knows now, you know?

01:25:39.520 Well, the reason I said Reno's growing earlier is they said the two fastest growing cities

01:25:43.140 in America are Reno and Nashville.

01:25:44.500 No way.

01:25:45.060 Yeah.

01:25:46.360 You know, and I will say this about Reno.

01:25:48.140 It was beautiful.

01:25:49.840 It's an hour away from, you're close.

01:25:52.780 You're close to beauty.

01:25:53.800 Tahoe is beautiful.

01:25:54.680 But it was like set in the mountains.

01:25:55.960 It was kind of like Boise, like 20 years ago.

01:25:58.060 Boise was like, Jesus, this place is unbelievable.

01:26:00.980 Like, there's just nobody here.

01:26:02.640 Yeah.

01:26:03.200 But Reno, it's a lot of just people walking from one AA meeting to the next.

01:26:07.260 A lot of butt stuff going on.

01:26:09.680 A lot of, you know, people bumming cigarettes.

01:26:13.760 Like, not even vapes.

01:26:15.540 They haven't heard of vapes, you know?

01:26:17.020 Like, people still doing cigarettes.

01:26:19.120 Did you ever listen to the guy, Andrew Huberman?

01:26:21.740 Dude, we just asked him to come on.

01:26:23.320 Really?

01:26:23.740 Yeah.

01:26:23.980 So, he just came out with a podcast on nicotine.

01:26:28.060 And I've just been recently trying to get into nicotine.

01:26:31.300 Like, I've just been recently trying to get into nicotine.

01:26:33.080 Really?

01:26:33.440 What do you want to do once you, what do you want to do?

01:26:36.040 It just seems fun.

01:26:37.360 Yeah.

01:26:37.800 It just seems like something to do.

01:26:39.220 And it feels like it's a good way to bond with people.

01:26:41.680 Oh, yeah.

01:26:42.240 But I was, I listened to his podcast on, and he just dropped a podcast on nicotine.

01:26:47.860 But I listened to his podcast on alcohol, and it was so depressing.

01:26:53.680 Alcohol's not good for you at all.

01:26:55.780 Nothing about it.

01:26:56.960 There's not even a plus.

01:26:58.980 Yeah.

01:26:59.260 I was bummed.

01:26:59.960 I still am kind of bummed about it.

01:27:01.260 It's making me, like, just feel bad.

01:27:03.740 Well, do you ever think that alcohol will become a thing of the past?

01:27:06.440 Like, you know, there's a lot more people.

01:27:08.140 What kind of bug is that, man? 0.99

01:27:09.240 I just wanted those, let me see if I can get that mix from my ass. 1.00

01:27:14.060 Good luck. 0.99

01:27:14.640 You think it's bothering the audio or no?

01:27:16.360 No, I've heard it.

01:27:17.060 All right, never mind.

01:27:18.880 Do you think that, like, alcohol will kind of fade out?

01:27:22.000 Because mushrooms have become a lot more popular. 0.98

01:27:24.360 I see a lot of people milling around on mushrooms at parties, fucking funerals, whatever. 0.99

01:27:29.060 People want to enhance the experience. 0.99

01:27:30.600 Yeah.

01:27:31.380 You know, funeraling on mushrooms now is a big thing.

01:27:34.820 Yeah.

01:27:36.740 I don't know.

01:27:37.200 I think they're going to have to be able to have a replacement for the, like, because

01:27:41.240 even mushrooms is, like, it's sometimes you not have the coolest conversation of all time.

01:27:45.900 And by cool, I just mean, like, under control.

01:27:47.960 Yeah, that's true.

01:27:49.300 Yeah.

01:27:49.640 Like, alcohol is, like, it's a nice social lubricant.

01:27:52.580 Like, you can have a couple of drinks and, like, have a great conversation.

01:27:55.080 You can do it with your parents.

01:27:55.980 You can do it with your friends.

01:27:57.220 Like, you might not want to have mushrooms with your parents.

01:27:59.920 That's true.

01:28:01.140 But if there's a replacement, dude, the hangovers are terrible.

01:28:05.080 And as I'm getting older, they get worse and worse.

01:28:07.480 And I listen to this podcast.

01:28:08.720 And the podcast is, like, if you have one or two drinks a week, then, like, raises your

01:28:13.640 cortisol, which I guess is, like, you're feeling anxiety levels.

01:28:18.240 And it's, like, even – so, if you don't have it, you're just automatically raising your

01:28:22.760 anxiety just walking around all the time.

01:28:25.500 I didn't feel like I had any anxiety walking around all the time.

01:28:27.700 And now I'm starting to think about, like, am I feeling anxiety right now?

01:28:30.260 I had one or two drinks.

01:28:31.200 Where I have 45. 0.99

01:28:33.960 And so, I'm trying to, like, damn. 0.97

01:28:38.140 I think, also, the word anxiety has started to be used for, like, any type of feeling. 0.99

01:28:42.300 If people even have a thought, they're like, oh, fuck. 0.98

01:28:44.900 Yeah, that's how I'm feeling. 1.00

01:28:45.800 So, now I'm trying to get into nicotine and get addicted to that.

01:28:47.740 And he has a new podcast on that.

01:28:48.900 I'm like, this dude's trying to sabotage my life.

01:28:51.300 I'm not listening to it.

01:28:52.960 Yeah, well, you already did, man.

01:28:54.740 Not the nicotine one.

01:28:55.700 Well, yeah, I think you should steer clear from that probably, especially if the other one did that to you.

01:29:00.540 But I'm – it's interesting, like, people will be like, I'm having anxiety about my schoolwork. 0.97

01:29:04.040 It's like, you haven't done your fucking schoolwork. 0.99

01:29:06.580 That's why. 1.00

01:29:06.980 You don't know nothing about it.

01:29:07.900 Yeah, dude.

01:29:08.860 It's due in seven hours and you're about to go to sleep.

01:29:12.240 That's not anxiety. 0.99

01:29:13.520 You haven't fucking done your work. 0.98

01:29:15.860 Like, that's the weird thing about the word anxiety. 0.99

01:29:17.740 It's just getting really, really, like, kind of tossed around in everything.

01:29:22.060 And that is true on a serious level.

01:29:23.760 That is true.

01:29:24.140 Yeah, it is.

01:29:24.580 Yeah, I think that that's one thing.

01:29:26.260 It's really – it's pillaging, like, a lot of, like, vocabularies and people getting on meds.

01:29:32.260 They said 70% of adults in America are on one type of medication.

01:29:36.220 What is it?

01:29:37.200 I'm not sure.

01:29:37.740 They didn't say.

01:29:38.580 But then they said 30% are on two types of medication.

01:29:42.020 So, just fascinating to think how much meds are going into people.

01:29:46.040 Dude, I heard a thing.

01:29:47.900 So, my brain is just like – I only – I listen to, like, a podcast and I hear, like, one thing.

01:29:52.080 I don't remember which podcast it was or who said it or if it's true.

01:29:55.540 But then I'll just remember it.

01:29:56.980 And they said that Cialis actually makes you smarter.

01:29:59.460 Uh-uh.

01:30:00.220 Like, it helps you – and it makes you – you don't have as much likelihood of getting – what is it called?

01:30:06.660 Not AOS.

01:30:08.260 Alzheimer's.

01:30:09.100 Oh, wow.

01:30:10.080 Cialis.

01:30:10.480 If you're a regular user of Cialis. 1.00

01:30:12.700 Damn. 1.00

01:30:14.040 I've been – I mean, I've been – I've used all that shit over the years. 1.00

01:30:18.360 Dude, I once went and lived with a man because he had a viral prescription and I could chirp half of his pills, dude. 0.99

01:30:25.940 To date, bro.

01:30:27.320 That's pretty sad.

01:30:28.300 But, um, uh, I mean, and he was a straight man and everything, but it was like I knew he had him.

01:30:34.420 He was older.

01:30:35.340 And so, I knew he had that script.

01:30:36.800 So, I go in there and sneak and, like, nibble a piece off the side of one, like, hoping he wouldn't see it.

01:30:42.200 I'd get, like, a little – just a little nibble.

01:30:44.260 But, um, dude, I think one of the issues – I used to take those gas station ones, you know?

01:30:50.320 Yeah.

01:30:50.680 Those Rhino 600s or whatever. 1.00

01:30:52.500 Right.

01:30:53.260 And the ones that came out, they had a camo edition that came out for a while. 0.99

01:30:56.180 And those bitches, man. 1.00

01:30:57.740 I remember going to this girl's house one night in Florida and I'm trying to engage in sex and my nose just starts bleeding all over her. 1.00

01:31:08.100 Just, like, straight out of my brain, bro.

01:31:10.660 Like, just ideas I had just flowed right out onto this lady, bro. 1.00

01:31:15.440 God, some of that shit's bad for you. 0.99

01:31:18.180 But I'm glad that they're making it better. 1.00

01:31:19.880 Dude, know who really got screwed?

01:31:21.760 Who? 0.93

01:31:22.120 Jewel.

01:31:23.100 The singer?

01:31:24.700 Maybe.

01:31:27.040 God, I loved her.

01:31:28.780 The, uh, the nicotine, like, industry.

01:31:32.020 Oh, Jules.

01:31:33.000 Jules.

01:31:33.420 Jules.

01:31:34.340 Jules.

01:31:34.760 I was – yeah, they – they got outlawed.

01:31:36.780 They got banned.

01:31:37.680 Yeah, really?

01:31:38.120 They're like, oh, this is not safe.

01:31:39.320 Banned.

01:31:39.900 Wow.

01:31:40.180 They can't make it anymore.

01:31:41.120 But there's one million, one million other alternatives. 1.00

01:31:45.460 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

01:31:45.880 That are all completely legal. 1.00

01:31:47.840 And the guys at Jules are like, what the fuck? 0.98

01:31:50.880 Wonder what they did that was so bad, huh? 0.99

01:31:52.760 They must have pissed somebody off.

01:31:54.840 They did.

01:31:55.220 Part of the Manning family.

01:31:56.380 Yeah, probably so, huh?

01:31:58.820 Donnie Jewel over there.

01:32:02.420 I'm trying to think what else we can get into.

01:32:04.040 Oh, so you got the Bills coming out of the AFC.

01:32:06.240 Who do you have coming out of the NFC?

01:32:08.260 NFC?

01:32:14.000 Packers.

01:32:15.460 I think Rodgers gets it figured out.

01:32:17.040 Yeah.

01:32:17.620 Dude, he is like – he's so good.

01:32:20.480 Even when they lose, he looks so good.

01:32:22.400 All he has to do is get a couple dudes to, like, figure out what he's doing.

01:32:26.080 Hmm.

01:32:27.180 Because you really want a quarterback, and it gets to, like, playoffs.

01:32:29.960 Who cares about the regular season?

01:32:30.940 When you get to the playoffs, you want a quarterback.

01:32:33.260 Right.

01:32:33.880 100%.

01:32:33.980 Who's cool and who can make it happen when it matters.

01:32:37.060 Yeah, rarely does somebody go – somebody rarely wins without a quarterback.

01:32:40.760 I almost put a futures bet on the Packers, on the Barstow Sportsbook.

01:32:45.300 I was, like – I was going to put, like, a bunch of money on them to win the Super Bowl.

01:32:48.800 And then – and then I realized the odds were kept going – they kept on changing like I was going to lose money.

01:32:57.380 It's like this Tennessee game we're going to.

01:32:58.660 I bought tickets.

01:32:59.320 They are so expensive.

01:33:00.820 Now Tennessee's undefeated.

01:33:01.960 I'm trying to sell them again.

01:33:03.500 They're going for less than when I bought them.

01:33:05.560 I'm like, they're undefeated.

01:33:06.700 Really?

01:33:07.240 Yeah, you can lose money trying to make future decisions like that.

01:33:09.500 My investments have always been bad.

01:33:11.240 Oh, I made a lot of poor investments, man.

01:33:12.740 Not even bad.

01:33:13.380 It's just, like, every time I play the stock market crypto, all I just lose – it's like, how do I just do – does – I'm like, does this just happen to everybody and we're always being duped?

01:33:21.760 I think it does.

01:33:22.440 That's what I feel like.

01:33:23.540 I feel like we all get duped pretty easy.

01:33:25.000 I buy – that's still – last time I was on the podcast, you made fun of me for Bitcoin.

01:33:27.720 We talked about it.

01:33:28.700 I still buy Bitcoin every day.

01:33:30.460 Every single day.

01:33:31.880 I buy Bitcoin every day.

01:33:33.760 And it just goes down every day.

01:33:35.640 It could go either way for you.

01:33:37.060 Every day.

01:33:37.580 Dude, it could go either way for you.

01:33:41.460 And even if it goes up, I'm never going to sell it.

01:33:43.440 So, it's just going to – I'm just paying – I don't know.

01:33:46.060 It makes no sense.

01:33:47.320 Yeah, sometimes it's just, like, we get caught into wanting to be a part of, like, the game or whatever's going on.

01:33:52.720 And it doesn't seem real also.

01:33:54.500 When you do stuff on your phone and shit, it doesn't seem real.

01:33:56.760 Yeah, it doesn't.

01:33:57.720 It seemed like kind of fictional stuff, you know?

01:33:59.660 And selling – like, I don't know if you've ever sold something like that, like sold a stock or sold crypto.

01:34:03.940 So, like, super stressful.

01:34:06.280 And you've got to pay so much tax.

01:34:07.500 I just don't do it.

01:34:08.260 So, I just buy the stuff and let it ride.

01:34:11.140 Basically, it's kissing money goodbye, dude.

01:34:14.680 I am a poor, poor – I was going to say with money, but just poor.

01:34:18.540 Yeah.

01:34:18.660 Yeah, are you saving up now?

01:34:22.720 Do you think – do you think that Nashville is going to be a place that you'll come back to?

01:34:26.180 What does that look like for you, do you think?

01:34:27.660 I'm trying to give it – so, I'm going to be here until February for sure.

01:34:30.000 Okay.

01:34:30.440 And I'm going to give it that amount of time to, like, basically feel it out.

01:34:35.360 And it's growing on me, too.

01:34:36.480 Like, the more I'm here, the more I think I understand it.

01:34:39.100 I understand the appeal of it.

01:34:40.540 Oh, yeah.

01:34:40.960 Because if you come to Nashville, the first weekend you go, you're going to Broadway.

01:34:44.040 And if you have someone come in, they're going to want you to go to Broadway.

01:34:46.240 Right.

01:34:46.700 So, it takes longer to, like, expand outside of that little strip to see, like, what's really going on here.

01:34:51.780 Why do people like it?

01:34:53.260 But I think the reason why people like it is I think it's super accessible.

01:34:55.940 Yeah.

01:34:56.440 In terms of people – like, even, like, high-profile people or whatever come down here.

01:35:01.540 Like, models will come here. 0.74

01:35:02.900 But they're not – if you go to Miami, you've got to dress up.

01:35:05.300 You've got to be seen.

01:35:06.040 You've got to look cool.

01:35:07.320 You've got to be going to the right place, the right people.

01:35:09.320 Here, it doesn't matter the type of person that comes.

01:35:11.380 Everyone can go everywhere.

01:35:12.720 Yeah.

01:35:13.240 You can wear whatever.

01:35:14.680 Yeah, that is true.

01:35:15.340 Yeah, I think that's something nice about it.

01:35:16.680 It feels comfortable.

01:35:18.000 Things feel very accessible here.

01:35:19.660 Yeah.

01:35:20.000 Like, my buddy invited me to a concert one night.

01:35:21.600 He was going to see Black Crows.

01:35:23.560 He's like, do you want to go?

01:35:24.520 I was like, sure, I'll go.

01:35:25.220 In 12 minutes, I was parked, and we were walking across the street into the amphitheater.

01:35:30.980 You know, it's like, things are really, really accessible.

01:35:34.600 Honestly, my biggest worry about Nashville is just about how popular it's getting and how many people like it.

01:35:39.240 So, I'm like, if I do, because I'm looking to, like, buy somewhere, like, try to even just settle down, even if I don't buy, like, settle down in one spot for more than six months.

01:35:47.800 Because I've been pretty much doing six months here, six months there.

01:35:50.700 And Nashville's going to be so different in, like, five years, ten years.

01:35:54.400 I know.

01:35:54.700 Everywhere changes, but the rate that Nashville's changing is, like, you might sign up for something, but you don't necessarily know what you're going to get.

01:36:01.320 Well, it's one of the last cities in the South that is growing, really.

01:36:05.560 A lot of cities have experienced a lot of issues, and it's one of the last, like, kind of southern cities, I feel like.

01:36:13.200 Know who I would love, but they have no good airport, or else I would think about going there?

01:36:17.000 Mobile, Alabama.

01:36:18.040 Oh, really?

01:36:18.660 You've been there?

01:36:19.620 Yeah.

01:36:20.060 That's a nice city.

01:36:21.000 That's a very, very southern, nice city.

01:36:22.880 I stopped over there and saw a buddy of mine in recovery on Thanksgiving. 1.00

01:36:27.420 They were both crying in this fucking yard. 1.00

01:36:29.580 Shit was insane, but, yeah, I like it down there. 1.00

01:36:33.140 I got a half-sister that lives over there in Spanish Fort. 1.00

01:36:37.660 Yeah, it's nice down there. 1.00

01:36:38.660 It's almost like they're pretending like it's Florida, but it's fucking Alabama. 0.98

01:36:42.160 Yeah, I really think it has, like, a charm to it. 0.99

01:36:44.360 It kind of feels like Charleston a little bit.

01:36:45.860 Oh, it does.

01:36:46.520 Downtown, they really made it nice.

01:36:48.620 Yeah, I think as more development goes on over there, because it's gotten real busy in that area.

01:36:53.620 Um, what happened with the golf?

01:36:59.620 Oh, with the golf?

01:37:01.380 Basically, I realized, so my whole thing was, like, and I was dead serious about it.

01:37:04.720 People thought I was messing around, and it was, you know, I knew it was funny to say.

01:37:08.320 Seven strokes, and what was it?

01:37:09.560 I was, my first round, I was 51 strokes over par.

01:37:12.460 Okay.

01:37:12.740 So, if, like, par 72, I was, like, 121.

01:37:15.740 Okay.

01:37:15.900 And so, I was, like, over the next lifetime, I'm going to get, shave 51 strokes off, be a scratch golfer, and then from there, my dream is to go pro.

01:37:24.720 On some level.

01:37:25.620 I mean, it doesn't have to be PGA Tour.

01:37:26.840 Time to live wasn't a thing, but.

01:37:28.220 Is it still a dream?

01:37:29.560 It's still a dream, but I'm not working towards it.

01:37:32.980 Okay.

01:37:33.540 Yeah.

01:37:34.580 Which is literally the definition of a dream.

01:37:36.280 Yeah.

01:37:36.560 That's true.

01:37:37.620 Yeah.

01:37:38.460 But the reason is because I love what I do so much.

01:37:41.700 Like, I love working at Barstool so much.

01:37:43.240 I love traveling around, making my videos.

01:37:45.820 I realized maybe this is attainable in terms of if I really did, and I have different resources than everyone else probably has if they were trying to go after this.

01:37:53.800 Like, I knew people who were, like, the top, Chris Como, who was, like, Tiger Woods golf coach.

01:37:58.860 Yeah.

01:37:59.140 Was, like, working with me.

01:38:00.140 Wow.

01:38:00.480 But because of Barstool and just good networking and, like, I had something to offer him to of a platform.

01:38:08.940 So, I had, I was sponsored by TaylorMade and G4.

01:38:15.300 Like, G4 is my clothing sponsor and TaylorMade was my club sponsor.

01:38:17.800 So, you were all ready to be on the tour.

01:38:19.400 I was, honestly, I did make it. 0.93

01:38:20.680 I was pro because I was getting paid to be sucky. 0.62

01:38:23.540 Yeah.

01:38:24.340 But, so, I had, like, way more resources.

01:38:26.360 So, if I think, and I have, like, a, I'm not a great athlete, but I'm, like, a good enough athlete where I think I'm past a threshold of what you have to be to be a professional golfer.

01:38:36.480 And, I do think I have the mind for it, but I realized you have to do this every single day and you can't.

01:38:42.820 I couldn't have made videos, traveled, done any of the stuff I love to do.

01:38:46.660 The lifestyle that I worked so hard to get to, like, it worked so hard to get to the lifestyle that I love.

01:38:53.480 And, I was going to have to just, like, cancel it out to just play golf every day.

01:38:57.320 And, I was, like, it's not, it's not worth it to me.

01:39:00.080 I'd rather just be a dream.

01:39:01.840 Well, it's, it's interesting because you're kind of living one dream.

01:39:04.820 Yeah.

01:39:05.240 It's hard to dream jump.

01:39:07.680 That's kind of what I realized.

01:39:08.760 And, it sounds so obvious, but I was, like, dude, I'm already living a dream.

01:39:13.340 Why am I going to cancel out something I know I already have to go for something I might not get?

01:39:17.900 I could break my back and just have neither thing.

01:39:21.260 Yeah, dude.

01:39:22.180 Oh, that'd be the worst, bro.

01:39:23.720 If you were, do they have any wheelchair guys on the PGA Tour?

01:39:26.180 They have a dude who is, he's on the PGA, but his name is Jake Olson.

01:39:30.360 He played long snapper at USC, Southern Cal, and he's blind.

01:39:34.880 Oh, wow.

01:39:35.540 And, bro, he is, I think he's, like, a, I want to say he's, like, a seven handicap. 0.99

01:39:39.440 He's, like, he's amazing at golf.

01:39:42.120 He plays with his dad.

01:39:42.980 His dad goes out there, puts the ball down, tells him how many yards it is, lines him up to the shot, and he smacks it. 1.00

01:39:50.220 Damn. 0.99

01:39:50.820 I might have lied about his handicap. 0.99

01:39:52.420 He is technically handicapped, though.

01:39:54.200 He is, bro.

01:39:55.060 So, yeah.

01:39:56.880 But, dude, he's, and he's an awesome guy, and that, I mean, that's an accomplishment, bro.

01:40:00.320 People are, like, hey, what's your handicap?

01:40:01.640 And he's, like, uh, uh, handicapped?

01:40:03.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:04.700 Blind? 0.62

01:40:05.100 Yeah, all of it.

01:40:06.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:08.220 Dude, a friend of mine took a picture one time with OJ, and they, like, snuck a knife out and held it up, like, while they were taking the, oh, no, that's not what happened.

01:40:14.780 A friend of mine, a friend of mine took a picture with OJ Simpson one time, and they sent it to me, and it was, like, they were holding up, like, a black glove, like, they got me outside of the picture.

01:40:22.920 And I always look at that.

01:40:24.100 You should get him on this show.

01:40:25.140 But I've thought about it, man.

01:40:27.920 There's definitely some unique guests that we would like to have on, you know?

01:40:32.060 I've always liked how you pick people who are, like, interesting people, not necessarily, like, the biggest.

01:40:37.520 I mean, you have the biggest stars on, but then I feel like you go for the people who are, like, interesting.

01:40:42.280 Yeah, I go for what's kind of just in my, what feels fun to me right now.

01:40:45.540 Yeah.

01:40:45.640 Like, who's popped into my radar, my little world, and would be kind of interesting to talk to.

01:40:50.880 I've realized that some kind of guests I'm not that great at talking to, but...

01:40:57.040 Who's your white whale? 1.00

01:40:58.140 Ooh, that white whale.

01:41:01.600 You know, I would really like to have Macklemore on, I think would be cool.

01:41:05.040 Yeah?

01:41:05.640 Mm-hmm.

01:41:06.000 Why?

01:41:06.920 I just, I'm just intrigued by him, you know?

01:41:09.640 I'm just intrigued by his, kind of his journey.

01:41:12.900 He's been through, like, dealt with, like, sobriety and stuff like that.

01:41:16.600 Sometimes that kind of stuff's interesting because people are battling their own demons, you know?

01:41:22.000 He's a golf guy, too.

01:41:23.180 Is he?

01:41:23.580 Mm-hmm.

01:41:23.820 Huge.

01:41:24.400 Oh, wow.

01:41:24.980 That's cool.

01:41:25.360 He has, like, a golf line.

01:41:26.700 I was a huge fan of, I mean, who wasn't?

01:41:28.360 Yeah, you couldn't.

01:41:29.280 Yeah.

01:41:29.840 Look at us.

01:41:30.400 Yeah.

01:41:30.720 I was a huge fan.

01:41:31.860 Oh, I can dance again.

01:41:32.960 Yeah.

01:41:33.400 So, I mean, obviously, there's some other people, I think.

01:41:39.720 Kevin Spacey, I think, would be real interesting.

01:41:43.700 Is he in jail?

01:41:45.240 No.

01:41:45.800 He's in Europe, I think.

01:41:48.440 Michael Landon, deceased.

01:41:51.160 Who else, man?

01:41:53.440 Who else is some real?

01:41:55.140 Oh, Jared Leto, I think, would be nice.

01:41:57.600 He would be good.

01:41:58.360 Yep.

01:41:58.660 Nate Diaz.

01:42:00.400 Great.

01:42:00.680 Yeah, what about yourself, man?

01:42:04.280 Because you got some real hitters on. 0.89

01:42:06.200 Kodak Black, that was so wild.

01:42:07.980 You would love Kodak.

01:42:09.180 Really?

01:42:09.540 Oh, yeah.

01:42:10.140 Is he a real nice guy?

01:42:12.140 Yeah.

01:42:12.740 But, so, our interview was at 3.15.

01:42:15.260 A.M.?

01:42:16.160 P.M.

01:42:16.920 Yeah.

01:42:17.660 In the afternoon, in Pompano, where he lives.

01:42:20.080 And we shot the interview at 12.30 at night.

01:42:22.760 Hey.

01:42:25.080 He says.

01:42:25.640 Well, it was fine.

01:42:26.460 It was like, hey, this is what we signed up for.

01:42:28.100 Hey, Kodak Black, dog.

01:42:29.680 You know what I'm saying?

01:42:30.680 It is what it is, dog.

01:42:32.880 Yeah, I mean, it's like I do, dog.

01:42:34.360 I wasn't mad.

01:42:34.760 I'm not living by this white clock.

01:42:36.400 You know what I'm saying, bro?

01:42:38.520 He's great.

01:42:39.120 You would love him.

01:42:39.740 He's awesome.

01:42:40.820 Yeah, he seems real interesting.

01:42:42.020 Oh, I want, my white whale right now is, I kind of have two.

01:42:44.860 Mine is, you know the guy who used to be on the Howard Stern show, Beetlejuice?

01:42:49.960 Yeah.

01:42:50.640 He's a white whale for me.

01:42:51.680 Oh, he seems great.

01:42:52.540 I saw a cool clip of him the other day.

01:42:54.060 He just doesn't do, he doesn't, he lays low.

01:42:56.960 He's alive, but he lays low.

01:42:58.340 Is he?

01:42:58.680 He must have a liver issue, huh?

01:43:01.100 I know he's on dialysis.

01:43:02.400 I don't know what, uh...

01:43:03.820 That could be liver. 0.88

01:43:04.820 I don't know what that's for.

01:43:05.740 I think diabetic, right?

01:43:07.300 I don't know, something.

01:43:08.600 I don't know either.

01:43:09.260 I don't even know if I was supposed to say that.

01:43:10.900 Yeah.

01:43:11.100 Um, and Jameis Winston is my, he's probably my more obtainable, I would love to have Jameis

01:43:16.480 on.

01:43:16.820 Oh, that'd be cool.

01:43:17.480 I feel like he's got a lot of thoughts.

01:43:19.140 Yeah, dude, I think he'd be perfect for your show, actually.

01:43:21.920 He just, uh...

01:43:22.440 Because his eyes seem real creative, like you don't know what's going on sometimes.

01:43:25.800 There's something going on in there.

01:43:26.880 Yeah.

01:43:27.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:43:28.000 So, I think that that would be pretty tight.

01:43:30.580 Yeah, it's interesting.

01:43:31.420 And it always, you know, I'd love to have Boosie again, I think would be fun.

01:43:34.320 Boosie would be cool with you guys, too.

01:43:36.420 Yeah, I mean, I feel fortunate, like, yeah, it's fun to just kind of get us to sit and

01:43:40.260 chat with folks.

01:43:41.740 Dude, we got to go, um, when we were over at Jimmy John's, uh, we got asked to go hunting.

01:43:48.320 Yes.

01:43:49.180 Um, with Michael Waddell.

01:43:51.260 Who's like the goat of hunting, right?

01:43:52.840 Yeah, he's a real woodsman, I believe, you know, from what I've seen.

01:44:00.420 Yeah, what happened with Brett Favre?

01:44:01.720 He did that.

01:44:03.260 He's looking bad for him.

01:44:04.400 I'll tell you this.

01:44:05.040 I walked into a, I'll tell you this.

01:44:07.240 I walked into a restaurant one time.

01:44:10.300 Brett Favre was sitting in there eating with his family, I think.

01:44:16.380 And I didn't say anything to him.

01:44:21.140 Some people wanted to take pictures with him, but he kind of, like, asked him if they would

01:44:24.860 take him from far away.

01:44:25.800 It was with him sitting in the background eating.

01:44:29.840 Which seemed insane, bro.

01:44:31.760 So, so there was, like, a string of, like, five kind of, like, women, you know, or, you 0.99

01:44:36.640 know, like, people with tits. 1.00

01:44:38.520 I don't know what to call them nowadays. 0.99

01:44:39.680 Yeah, right.

01:44:40.320 But, and they were just all kind of smiling, just sitting there, just eating shrimp at this

01:44:46.260 table, dude.

01:44:48.320 So.

01:44:48.920 That's an insane ask.

01:44:50.020 So what I'm saying is, I think he stole the five million.

01:44:52.600 You know what I'm saying, bro?

01:44:53.520 I mean, that's facts.

01:44:56.900 Here you go, Michael Waddell right there, and he killed something right there.

01:44:59.480 What is that? 1.00

01:44:59.880 A damn Doberman? 1.00

01:45:00.740 What? 1.00

01:45:00.860 I can't see that.

01:45:04.600 That's a deer.

01:45:05.740 I'm excited, dude.

01:45:06.500 I'm actually nervous that, I'm, I'm a little nervous that, uh, I'm nervous that I won't

01:45:10.380 like it.

01:45:11.160 Because I've never been before.

01:45:12.220 I've done, like, I mean, I've shot guns and stuff like that, and I actually went out

01:45:15.080 one time and tried to kill a deer.

01:45:16.300 Mm-hmm.

01:45:17.040 And didn't.

01:45:17.920 And, uh, I'm nervous that I will get out there, because so many people I love, love it.

01:45:23.700 And I want to be a part of it.

01:45:25.040 It seems like such a fun activity to do, and such a good hobby.

01:45:27.680 Yeah.

01:45:28.080 And as you get older, dude, you need more hobbies.

01:45:30.080 Yeah.

01:45:30.900 I've got to get some good hobbies, man.

01:45:32.260 I think, I'm a little bit nervous, like, I wish we had to fight the animal with a knife.

01:45:38.580 For me, I feel like then it seems more fair. 0.80

01:45:40.740 You could do that with pigs, I think. 0.94

01:45:42.260 Yeah, but even then, I think they, somebody kind of holds them, and you run up and stab 0.98

01:45:46.100 them, which seems like, Jesus.

01:45:48.620 Dude, what's different about that than killing with a gun from, like, five, five meters away? 0.99

01:45:52.720 But this seems even, like, fucking more Italian or something. 0.99

01:45:55.820 Like, why are we doing this, man? 0.99

01:45:58.580 That's just sausage, bro.

01:45:59.860 Well, yeah, but I don't know. 1.00

01:46:02.180 It's like, there's two guys you barely know their fucking shit. 1.00

01:46:05.000 You just run up and shank them? 1.00

01:46:07.440 But that's what I, like, for hunting, it's like, I do feel a part of me.

01:46:09.820 I want to be a part of the adventure, and I want to love it, but I would be lying if I

01:46:14.520 said there wasn't a part of me.

01:46:15.380 It's like, I have a gun.

01:46:17.620 I got a gun.

01:46:18.780 Yeah.

01:46:19.160 I'm going to win this one.

01:46:21.860 What's the challenge?

01:46:24.060 Yeah.

01:46:24.340 But I know there is one.

01:46:25.180 I just don't understand it fully, and I'm excited for Michael to teach us about it.

01:46:28.920 Yeah, and I think he said there's different options of things that we could shoot, you

01:46:32.000 know, or things that we could trap or kill.

01:46:34.240 I wouldn't mind setting something up. 0.54

01:46:35.900 You strangle something.

01:46:37.060 A duck, you know?

01:46:38.840 Which seems like it'd be easy to catch in, like, a... 0.63

01:46:41.220 Dude, while I was living in Florida, you can kill the iguanas if you want.

01:46:45.020 You can hunt the iguanas in your backyard, and snakes, and pretty much, I think Florida

01:46:52.660 pretty much anything you want, yeah.

01:46:54.180 Oh, wow.

01:46:55.220 And what can you, are you like, you can just go do it whenever?

01:46:58.760 Yeah.

01:46:59.380 Oh, wow.

01:47:00.080 You're supposed to, because they're overgrown.

01:47:02.260 They're having natural predators. 1.00

01:47:03.240 Now it's fucking just every regular, somebody who works at Chase Bank, it's his fucking 1.00

01:47:07.400 responsibility? 0.99

01:47:08.480 I guess, dude, because they're just going everywhere.

01:47:10.960 So now this dude's buying a bow and arrow and he's just driving around at night?

01:47:15.860 Because the city's telling him to?

01:47:17.760 Bro, I'm telling you, the government is falling apart a piece at a time, and it's getting

01:47:23.460 it. 0.99

01:47:23.660 We're all, everybody's doing the, they got dogs hunting drugs now, like, it's all fucking 0.99

01:47:27.900 falling apart, man. 0.84

01:47:29.860 It's not going to end well, dude.

01:47:31.940 It's not going to end well.

01:47:33.280 I don't know.

01:47:34.660 Yeah, you might be right, man.

01:47:35.540 You want to hunt the drugs?

01:47:37.680 No.

01:47:38.040 No, I don't, dude.

01:47:38.720 Let the dogs do it. 1.00

01:47:39.540 Yeah, you're right.

01:47:40.180 That's true. 0.99

01:47:41.160 Yeah, and they probably got clout and shit amongst other dogs. 0.99

01:47:43.740 Dude, I was in a- 0.99

01:47:45.480 You know, muffin find a gram.

01:47:47.760 I was, I was in, so I was part of a dog fight.

01:47:51.380 Okay.

01:47:52.000 And one of my friends has a big pit bull.

01:47:55.420 Wait, will you cut that AC on real quick, brother?

01:47:57.360 Thank you, man.

01:47:58.600 One of my friends has this big pit bull, and he got into a fight.

01:48:01.620 I won't name names.

01:48:02.400 My friend will be embarrassed, but his dog attacked another dog on the side of the street.

01:48:08.680 And it was getting walked.

01:48:09.440 It was in Boca Raton.

01:48:10.460 So his dog attacked another dog on the side of the street.

01:48:12.720 And this other dog is getting walked by old, it's Boca.

01:48:16.360 So you can imagine what the lady's looking like. 1.00

01:48:18.900 And it's just tearing this dog up, and I'm supposed to be watching.

01:48:23.060 He's working out.

01:48:23.920 I'm supposed to be watching this dog.

01:48:25.800 And I'm in the pool swimming around.

01:48:28.540 All of a sudden, he's like, oh my God, hop out of the pool.

01:48:32.180 Go out there.

01:48:33.040 It's tearing this little dog apart.

01:48:35.480 And this lady's screaming. 1.00

01:48:37.920 So, and that's a whole, it's a long story.

01:48:39.300 Oh, it's so brazzers. 1.00

01:48:40.080 Anyways, I had to, I had to pick up, I had to pull the pit bull off this other dog.

01:48:45.680 I think it was a golden doodle.

01:48:47.000 I had to pick it up, and I got it off.

01:48:49.660 But as soon as it landed, it jumped up, and that dog bit me and walked into my arm.

01:48:53.660 The little one.

01:48:54.260 The little one.

01:48:54.840 And it, because it was scared.

01:48:56.180 And it wouldn't let go for, it felt like 30 seconds, but it was probably one second.

01:48:59.400 So I had to go to the hospital, everything.

01:49:00.440 So I got it all figured out.

01:49:02.380 The next week, the next week, I'm going through the Charleston airport.

01:49:06.980 And I got a long flight back to New York.

01:49:08.500 This was a while ago.

01:49:09.440 And I had taken a little bit of an edible of weed.

01:49:12.360 Yeah, baby, huh?

01:49:13.840 And so just for, nothing crazy, but.

01:49:16.480 Yeah.

01:49:16.960 Just to get home.

01:49:18.220 Yeah.

01:49:19.020 And, and I was, as soon as I got to the airport, I probably took it like 30 minutes before I

01:49:26.900 got to the airport.

01:49:27.460 As soon as I get to the airport, I'm like kind of, I'm like feeling it.

01:49:29.960 You know, I'm just, I'm a little aware of everything that's going on and not at the

01:49:34.240 same time.

01:49:34.660 Yeah.

01:49:34.940 And this, this police officer walks up to me as I'm going through TSA.

01:49:39.580 And he said, Hey, buddy, come here.

01:49:41.140 And I said, Oh man.

01:49:42.600 I was like, what's this going to be?

01:49:44.440 He's like, Hey, um, we have these, these, uh, bomb dogs out here and we were testing them.

01:49:51.200 We need, we need you to walk through TSA and we're going to give you this little, uh, it

01:49:56.640 was like a little packet.

01:49:58.400 He's like, you just put in your pocket and it smells like a bomb.

01:50:03.900 He's like, just walk through TSA like you're normal.

01:50:06.240 And just, we're going to see if the dogs notice.

01:50:09.580 So I'm high as a kite walking through TSA and I just got attacked by a dog the week

01:50:15.100 before.

01:50:20.180 And finally it's my time.

01:50:21.380 It's, it's my time to go through the thing and I'm looking at the dogs.

01:50:23.720 I'm looking around.

01:50:24.920 And by the way, they didn't tell other people in TSA line.

01:50:27.400 Oh, because it's a long TSA line with a hundred other people.

01:50:30.280 Yeah.

01:50:30.600 That's miscommunication.

01:50:31.660 And so I walked through and of course they're putting up on me.

01:50:38.340 I'm losing my mind.

01:50:40.060 I'm freaking out.

01:50:41.080 The whole airport's looking at me.

01:50:42.660 This guy's got a bomb. 1.00

01:50:47.100 Oh, damn, bro. 1.00

01:50:49.160 I made it out of life, but yeah, I don't, and I don't, I don't, I don't mess with dogs 0.99

01:50:53.800 like that anymore in terms of breaking up their fights.

01:50:56.260 If they're going to fight, best man wins.

01:50:58.520 Yeah.

01:50:58.680 Somebody else that's got, you know, that's God or nature. 0.91

01:51:00.980 Like nature does all kinds of shit that we try to stop a lot of times. 0.99

01:51:04.860 That's insane. 0.98

01:51:05.800 Flooding dog fights.

01:51:07.480 It's like, you got to think like, but it flood.

01:51:09.800 Yeah.

01:51:10.420 She's doing it.

01:51:11.600 We're like, we'll build this little wall. 1.00

01:51:13.500 They should be like, bitch, you fucking out of your mind. 1.00

01:51:17.540 Um, I remember one time they had, uh, um, oh shit. 1.00

01:51:24.500 I think it was about an animal, but I forgot. 0.99

01:51:26.000 Oh, well.

01:51:27.260 Um, yeah, I think we might've covered maybe everything.

01:51:30.300 And Caleb, is there anything else we didn't cover really?

01:51:32.560 No, dude, I don't think so.

01:51:33.220 Oh, we want to go hunting.

01:51:35.460 We're supposed to go with Michael Waddell.

01:51:37.900 Yeah.

01:51:38.280 And I'm really sad about it.

01:51:39.320 I mean, I don't, have you hunted a lot?

01:51:40.760 I don't know.

01:51:41.460 You seem like you'd be someone who hunted a lot, but I don't think you have.

01:51:43.680 And I'm wearing this today too.

01:51:45.140 Yeah.

01:51:45.360 For hunting.

01:51:45.860 So, I have, I wouldn't say I've hunted.

01:51:49.840 I did a lot of peep and timing and stuff when I was at, when I was real young, you know?

01:51:54.200 Um, I have been on, I used to shoot snakes.

01:51:59.520 I used to work on this farm and we would shoot snakes all afternoon, uh, with like handguns

01:52:04.000 and stuff.

01:52:04.460 But, I wouldn't say I've hunted, you know?

01:52:07.840 I'm trying to think of anything else that I've, oh, my brother and I shot a dove last

01:52:11.920 week.

01:52:13.160 Um, and I've had recently, my brother cooked some raccoon and we did have some squirrel

01:52:20.040 as well.

01:52:21.060 So, you haven't hunted is what I'm taking from this.

01:52:22.880 Yeah.

01:52:23.420 Yeah.

01:52:24.380 Yeah.

01:52:24.740 I guess I haven't.

01:52:25.260 It'll be fun.

01:52:25.680 It'll be both of our first times.

01:52:27.060 That's true, huh?

01:52:27.640 Yeah.

01:52:28.100 First time hunting.

01:52:28.940 I mean, it's a good guy to go with.

01:52:30.860 Oh, yeah.

01:52:31.240 If we don't like it with him, we're not going to like it.

01:52:32.840 That's true.

01:52:33.360 And he was, and he's awesome too.

01:52:34.640 He was at, dude, I don't know what Jimmy is okay with us saying and not, but his, that

01:52:39.020 little group he puts together.

01:52:41.180 Yeah.

01:52:41.600 Is such a, uh, eclectic and awesome group of people for that little trip.

01:52:45.220 It's like a summer trip.

01:52:46.100 I don't know if you talked about it on here or not.

01:52:47.300 Yeah.

01:52:47.520 I have talked about it.

01:52:48.180 Yeah.

01:52:48.300 We got to go to, uh, Jimmy John does a jackpot.

01:52:51.060 Uh, he does a summer camp every year in Wisconsin and that's kind of where you and I kind of got

01:52:56.000 to kick it and hang some.

01:52:57.560 Yeah. 0.98

01:52:57.680 Um, yeah.

01:52:59.160 And there's like music and just good food, macaroni, uh, great people.

01:53:05.320 You'll just be sitting around and you'll have, there's like the billionaires.

01:53:09.480 Yeah.

01:53:09.780 Not just Jimmy, but there's other like huge dudes.

01:53:12.280 And then there's Michael Waddell.

01:53:14.460 There's you, there's guys who are like titans of industry.

01:53:17.480 Then there's country singers, NASCAR drivers.

01:53:19.900 And then they're just families, normal people.

01:53:21.980 Emma LaGrosse is there.

01:53:23.440 Yeah.

01:53:23.600 Emeril was there.

01:53:24.160 Beef jerky owner.

01:53:25.240 Yeah.

01:53:25.800 Was there.

01:53:26.460 Beef jerkies.

01:53:26.680 Jerkies.

01:53:27.320 And then you're just kind of sitting around and you're hanging and just kind of like a

01:53:30.020 cool, interesting vibe.

01:53:31.540 Yeah.

01:53:31.920 We played some, uh, volleyball.

01:53:33.160 That was awesome.

01:53:34.400 People played music, caught some carp and some Northern.

01:53:39.100 What else, man?

01:53:40.800 But I've heard it's, well, I don't know.

01:53:42.320 I was up there the year earlier.

01:53:43.500 Yeah. 0.99

01:53:43.620 And it was fucking bananas, dude. 0.99

01:53:45.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:45.440 Yeah.

01:53:45.500 I've heard it's been different.

01:53:46.060 Vince Neil out there losing his gills.

01:53:48.580 You know, dude, you had, uh, Kit Rock out there.

01:53:51.540 Yeah.

01:53:52.180 Him and Travis Tripp were throwing shoes at each other. 1.00

01:53:54.420 I mean, shit was fucking lit, man. 1.00

01:53:56.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:56.580 Maybe next year it'd be like a happy medium.

01:53:57.900 Cause I think this year was very conservative.

01:53:59.400 It felt like it's my first time.

01:54:00.600 Yeah.

01:54:00.780 It was, it was low key.

01:54:01.860 Everyone was like telling stories about the years past.

01:54:04.340 Oh yeah.

01:54:04.700 Dude, you should have seen last year.

01:54:06.020 Yeah.

01:54:06.220 You should have been there.

01:54:07.200 Yeah.

01:54:07.400 It was like being in high school.

01:54:08.260 Like dude, but the last senior class, they were crazy.

01:54:11.580 Yeah.

01:54:11.740 That was always it.

01:54:12.600 Huh?

01:54:13.160 Did y'all have a big senior thing that happened at the end of the year?

01:54:15.980 Like a big like competition or anything like that?

01:54:20.140 I don't remember.

01:54:21.560 Dude, I don't have a good memory.

01:54:23.080 Yeah.

01:54:23.260 I don't either.

01:54:24.500 I wonder what that is.

01:54:27.220 I think, dude, I was like, he'd been in podcast.

01:54:28.900 I think it could be drinking.

01:54:30.660 Yeah.

01:54:31.320 But it could be just, we could just be naturally have bad memories.

01:54:33.600 Could have been cocaine for me.

01:54:35.580 I don't know if cocaine does anything to your brain or not, but.

01:54:40.240 Feels like it could.

01:54:42.480 Football.

01:54:43.400 Football's a good one.

01:54:44.080 Oh yeah.

01:54:44.520 CT.

01:54:45.420 There's a lot of ways to hurt your brain, but dude, you're only here one time.

01:54:48.280 Yeah, that's true.

01:54:48.980 And you only need your brain until you're about what?

01:54:50.900 45?

01:54:51.640 Yeah, probably 60.

01:54:52.820 60?

01:54:53.280 Yeah, 45's a little early, dude.

01:54:55.880 I've always been bad about that though.

01:54:57.160 I've always been like, dude, when I'm, dude, when I'm 29, I won't.

01:55:00.160 Oh yeah.

01:55:00.960 Yeah.

01:55:01.420 But when you were a kid and you see somebody that's like 35, 1.00

01:55:03.380 I'd be like, this fucking idiot. 1.00

01:55:05.220 Deezer. 1.00

01:55:05.800 Yeah, this fucking ancient guy with this mustache. 1.00

01:55:09.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:55:10.020 God, just like molest me or leave, bro. 1.00

01:55:12.940 You're fucking creeping everybody out. 0.99

01:55:14.700 I'm on my iPad, dude. 0.99

01:55:15.240 I don't even care.

01:55:15.800 Yeah, I'm on my iPad.

01:55:17.740 Caleb Preston, you can check him out on Sunday Conversation.

01:55:21.160 And how often does it come out?

01:55:22.860 So during this, Sunday Conversation is a part of our Barstool NFL show.

01:55:28.040 Okay.

01:55:28.480 It's a segment.

01:55:29.580 Okay.

01:55:29.940 So like the whole idea behind it was like the NFL countdown.

01:55:34.400 I think it's, that's what has it is they have Sunday Conversation.

01:55:37.560 Got it.

01:55:38.080 Which is a one-on-one conversation.

01:55:39.580 It's like, what's our interview segment going to be?

01:55:42.120 And then a guy, a Barstool name, Ron, was like Sunday Conversation.

01:55:46.000 Yeah.

01:55:46.700 Which was have Glennie Balls eat some ice cream.

01:55:49.160 It'll be a Sunday.

01:55:50.200 And so that's how it started.

01:55:51.560 And then it's kind of took on this life of its own, but it runs during football season.

01:55:55.520 It's part of our football show.

01:55:57.180 So it's every Sunday for football season.

01:55:58.880 Every Sunday.

01:55:59.260 Oh, okay.

01:55:59.720 I get it.

01:56:00.200 That's when it comes out.

01:56:01.220 Yeah, man.

01:56:01.540 I had to eat some mushrooms before I went on mine with you.

01:56:04.100 Really?

01:56:04.720 Yeah.

01:56:04.940 I was just not feeling good, man.

01:56:06.380 I needed something just to, I was just, I'd been just going through this over a time

01:56:10.100 period.

01:56:10.340 I just had been feeling really like, just like, just depleted.

01:56:13.680 Yeah.

01:56:13.920 So nothing crazy.

01:56:15.180 It's one of our highest viewed episodes of all time.

01:56:17.280 Oh, really?

01:56:17.780 Yeah.

01:56:17.940 Oh, that's awesome, man.

01:56:19.700 That's awesome.

01:56:20.400 Yeah.

01:56:20.500 It was a lot of fun.

01:56:21.240 I like being in there and seeing Glennie in there and I love seeing him, you know?

01:56:25.640 That's why I always, every guest, I'm like, you met Glennie Balls yet?

01:56:28.720 And if they say no, I'm like, you're in for it.

01:56:32.540 Yeah.

01:56:32.800 It's just, it's like, it's just such a, he's got a presence.

01:56:36.640 He does.

01:56:36.880 And you don't see that in the wild.

01:56:38.120 You don't see that in the wild.

01:56:40.180 And his legend's growing.

01:56:41.980 Yeah.

01:56:42.340 Or you don't see that in captivity.

01:56:43.800 That's just something you see in the wild.

01:56:45.800 Yeah.

01:56:46.120 And in some ways I try to make sure I don't, I just let him, you know, let him be.

01:56:49.920 Yeah.

01:56:50.300 We go to a new city.

01:56:51.280 We went to Tampa last week for Ric Flair and I knew he's going to get there a couple of

01:56:55.300 days early.

01:56:55.840 He's going to leave a couple of days late and he's going to be in Tampa for a while.

01:56:59.660 He'll show up for a 15 minute interview and he'll eat some ice cream, but he'll be in

01:57:02.660 Tampa for a while.

01:57:04.460 Yeah, man.

01:57:04.960 He's almost like a warm front.

01:57:07.220 Yeah.

01:57:08.420 Can't control him when he's coming and he don't know when he's leaving.

01:57:10.620 You don't know what he's going to, but you know, some people's going to be wet.

01:57:13.900 That's all you know.

01:57:16.820 Caleb Presley, man.

01:57:17.740 Thanks so much for your time, dude.

01:57:18.940 I look forward to, we'll go on our first hunt.

01:57:20.640 Can't wait.

01:57:21.360 Yeah.

01:57:21.520 We'll have to video, we'll have to, we'll have to shoot a little video or something maybe.

01:57:23.800 That'd be really fun.

01:57:24.480 I would like to do more stuff in Nashville with you.

01:57:26.400 Yeah.

01:57:26.740 It'd be fun, man.

01:57:27.340 Me too, bro.

01:57:28.120 Thanks for being here with us.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 27, 2022

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