This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E420 Neil deGrasse Tyson

00:00:00.000 We hope you're enjoying your Air Canada flight.

00:00:02.300 Rocky's vacation, here we come.

00:00:05.060 Whoa, is this economy?

00:00:07.180 Free beer, wine, and snacks.

00:00:09.620 Sweet!

00:00:10.720 Fast-free Wi-Fi means I can make dinner reservations before we land.

00:00:14.760 And with live TV, I'm not missing the game.

00:00:17.800 It's kind of like, I'm already on vacation.

00:00:20.980 Nice!

00:00:22.140 On behalf of Air Canada, nice travels.

00:00:25.260 Wi-Fi available to Airplane members on Equipped Flight.

00:00:27.340 Sponsored by Bell. Conditions apply.

00:00:28.560 See AirCanada.com.

00:00:30.000 You know, holiday time, people put off the shopping to the end.

00:00:32.740 To the end of the time.

00:00:33.780 The end of the spectrum.

00:00:35.520 People rambling at the last minute.

00:00:37.220 Get their cousin a batch of rose water.

00:00:40.060 Get somebody, get a toupee for someone who's losing their hair or something.

00:00:47.500 But the tough thing for businesses is getting the orders out.

00:00:50.920 If you run a small business or if you have to ship a lot of things, you know this.

00:00:54.980 That's why ShipStation works with all your favorite places to sell online, including Amazon, Etsy, Shopify, eBay, etc.

00:01:05.480 You'll save time, money, and stress during the holiday rush.

00:01:10.200 And when you sign up using my promo code, you'll even get two months to try ShipStation for free.

00:01:17.660 That's right.

00:01:18.500 Use promo code Theo today at ShipStation.com to sign up for your free 60-day trial.

00:01:26.260 That's ShipStation.com.

00:01:28.920 Promo code Theo.

00:01:30.480 This holiday season, give yourself the gift of stress-free holiday shipping.

00:01:35.560 Make ship happen.

00:01:37.600 Some tour dates to announce.

00:01:39.880 If you want to come see the Return of the Rat tour, we'll be in Louisville, Kentucky, January 25th and 26th.

00:01:47.680 Indianapolis, Indiana, January 27th and 28th.

00:01:51.740 Shreveport, Louisiana, February 1 and 2.

00:01:55.660 Baton Rouge, Louisiana, February 3 through 5.

00:02:00.600 Corpus Christi, Texas, March 24.

00:02:04.740 Houston, Texas, March 25th.

00:02:10.140 Phoenix, Arizona, April 26th through 29th.

00:02:14.440 New York City at the Beacon Theater, May 13th.

00:02:18.980 And Austin, Texas, June 1st through 3rd.

00:02:23.340 Some of those dates are getting sold out.

00:02:25.340 Some of those dates we will be adding new shows to.

00:02:28.320 I know specifically Austin, Phoenix, and possibly Houston.

00:02:34.300 You can get tickets at TheoVaughn.com slash T-O-U-R.

00:02:39.040 Make sure to access tickets through there to get accurately priced ticketing.

00:02:43.320 Thank you guys so much.

00:02:46.420 If you do come out to a show and you want to leave something for us, a gift or an item or something, you can always leave it with the merch people at the merch table.

00:02:54.560 Just so you know that.

00:02:56.940 Thank you guys so much for all your love and support.

00:02:59.720 I'm excited to come and see you.

00:03:02.900 You know, it's hunting season.

00:03:04.020 It's hunting.

00:03:04.880 People are out there setting traps, snares.

00:03:08.380 Put a taffy.

00:03:10.600 Some people put a damn taffy out there and they'll catch a pigeon on that bitch.

00:03:15.920 People do all kind of things.

00:03:17.440 If you like to hunt, then check out the Hitter Hunting Club collection.

00:03:22.680 New merch now available at TheoVaughnStore.com.

00:03:26.700 We've got hoodies in orange and maroon.

00:03:30.560 We got a raccoon on one of them because, you know, my brother's out there killing raccoons out there, out in southern Utah.

00:03:39.620 He's out there just really getting those little damn criminals.

00:03:45.080 They are.

00:03:46.120 We got camo hats, traditional and orange.

00:03:48.560 We got it all.

00:03:50.000 Elmer, fud yourself up.

00:03:51.980 Elmer, fud your cousin, man.

00:03:53.360 Fud your cousin.

00:03:54.540 Bunch of cousin fudders.

00:03:55.660 Get that hitter and more at TheoVaughnStore.com.

00:04:01.320 Today's guest is an astrophysicist.

00:04:04.020 He's an author.

00:04:05.500 He has a new book called Starry Messenger, Cosmic Perspectives on Civilization.

00:04:12.100 We're going to chat a little bit about it.

00:04:14.740 And he's just that, you know, he's that galactic bad boy.

00:04:18.300 He's that, you know, he's that outer space Joe Montana.

00:04:24.840 You know, he's going deep with the facts, baby.

00:04:27.880 You know what he is.

00:04:30.500 He's science.

00:04:32.020 He's a science man.

00:04:34.300 He's a mannequin for science.

00:04:36.560 He likes the facts and he wears them and he wears them well.

00:04:40.260 We're happy to have him here today.

00:04:42.120 Mr. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:04:44.100 Shine that light on me

00:04:48.300 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:04:54.320 Shine on me

00:04:59.000 And I will find a song

00:05:03.220 I've been singing

00:05:04.400 I'm going to sing

00:05:05.260 There's an old joke.

00:05:15.240 There's a guy, his name is Tex.

00:05:18.720 Mm-hmm.

00:05:19.020 And people said

00:05:21.460 Why do they call you Tex?

00:05:25.140 Are you from Texas?

00:05:27.160 And he said

00:05:28.120 No, I'm from Louisiana.

00:05:31.480 And he said

00:05:32.160 Why do they call you Tex?

00:05:34.280 He said

00:05:34.480 Because I don't want anyone calling me Louise.

00:05:38.140 I can see that, man.

00:05:40.800 It was just a cute

00:05:41.960 Something from the 1960s

00:05:43.660 Old, old sort of

00:05:45.040 Old timey joke.

00:05:46.780 Yeah

00:05:47.220 That's one of

00:05:48.800 One of my favorite jokes is

00:05:50.300 They have this

00:05:52.440 Guy, Chris DeLee

00:05:53.680 He's a comedian

00:05:54.360 And he has a joke

00:05:56.100 It says

00:05:56.820 Oh, I saw the first 48

00:06:00.400 It's a TV show

00:06:01.640 Where they have 48 hours to solve a crime

00:06:03.940 But really they have as much time as they want

00:06:06.040 That's one of my favorite ones

00:06:10.580 And then this one's a little edgier

00:06:13.820 But it's

00:06:14.220 What's the last thing you want to hear

00:06:16.520 When you're giving a blowjob to Willie Nelson

00:06:18.700 What?

00:06:21.020 I'm not Willie Nelson

00:06:22.080 Oh, okay

00:06:23.140 I've heard that somewhere

00:06:24.620 Yeah, it's not my joke

00:06:26.040 But it's my favorite joke

00:06:27.980 I think

00:06:28.420 And you know

00:06:29.660 The

00:06:29.980 George Carlin has a blowjob joke

00:06:32.400 He said

00:06:33.260 Here's a sentence

00:06:34.920 That's never been uttered

00:06:36.040 In the history of the world

00:06:36.980 Stop giving me a blowjob

00:06:39.920 Or I'll call the police

00:06:40.900 That's true

00:06:46.780 And ever since I heard that

00:06:48.180 I said

00:06:48.500 There are sentences in the world

00:06:50.160 That just have never been uttered

00:06:51.640 Yeah

00:06:51.840 In the history of the world

00:06:52.940 Well, that's funny

00:06:53.900 Because Joe Rogan

00:06:54.840 When he says that everything has been

00:06:57.140 He says like everything has been done

00:07:00.200 Like you

00:07:00.720 No, no, no

00:07:02.540 I'll give an example

00:07:03.360 Okay

00:07:03.740 In New York 20 years ago

00:07:07.280 We opened a new facility to the universe

00:07:09.260 And we have models of planets

00:07:11.380 And molecules and things that are dangling

00:07:13.960 So you get the size

00:07:15.080 The relative sizes of things

00:07:16.480 I gave a tour of the facility to Martha Stewart

00:07:19.940 Wow

00:07:20.460 Okay

00:07:21.060 She's all that, by the way

00:07:24.180 Because as we're walking around

00:07:25.460 And there was like a display surface

00:07:27.040 She's like

00:07:28.120 Oh, tidying up

00:07:30.520 Tidying up

00:07:31.060 She was taking the fingerprints off the

00:07:34.840 She's probably taking her fingerprints off

00:07:36.600 She's been guilty of some things

00:07:37.900 So watch what happens

00:07:38.600 So we're walking around

00:07:39.240 And we have these orbs

00:07:41.220 And she says

00:07:42.080 Dr. Tyson

00:07:43.580 You have dust on your molecules

00:07:46.840 And I thought to myself

00:07:48.460 Wow

00:07:49.320 That sentence has never been spoken

00:07:51.560 In the history of the universe

00:07:53.040 That's probably

00:07:53.760 See, I think that's

00:07:54.480 I agree with that kind of stuff

00:07:55.980 Right

00:07:56.400 Right

00:07:56.780 Because yeah

00:07:57.300 One time I was on his show

00:07:59.060 And the first thing he said

00:08:00.100 He's like

00:08:00.420 You know, there's been another Theo Vaughn

00:08:02.400 There's been another

00:08:03.320 And another

00:08:04.280 Like there's just

00:08:05.080 Oh, he wants the multiverse

00:08:06.020 To be another one of you

00:08:07.400 Oh, we can go there

00:08:08.080 We can go there

00:08:08.480 That's what he goes into

00:08:09.200 But you actually

00:08:10.180 In your

00:08:10.920 Wait, did we begin yet?

00:08:12.260 We all up and beginning?

00:08:13.440 I think we're rolling

00:08:14.120 We're rolling, yeah

00:08:15.700 Yeah, we're good

00:08:16.220 Let it go

00:08:16.920 I love what you've done with the place

00:08:18.140 By the way

00:08:18.660 Oh, thank you

00:08:19.080 Very nice

00:08:19.540 We're just about to get a

00:08:20.900 We're getting a new studio

00:08:22.520 So we're

00:08:23.100 We're getting close to the end of the time

00:08:25.460 Don't make it too impersonal

00:08:26.740 I mean

00:08:27.120 Make sure the studio is still

00:08:29.260 Intimate

00:08:30.260 Just feels intimate

00:08:31.000 Yeah, I agree

00:08:31.820 It's important, right?

00:08:32.620 Yeah, yeah

00:08:32.880 Otherwise, what are you doing?

00:08:33.980 You know, you're on stage

00:08:34.900 You know, and that's not the point of a podcast

00:08:36.500 Dude, that's a great point

00:08:38.040 Because we've been looking at places

00:08:39.160 And I'm like

00:08:39.700 I don't want something that's too corporate or something

00:08:42.220 No

00:08:42.680 It doesn't feel right

00:08:43.460 That ain't right

00:08:43.980 That ain't right

00:08:44.560 Yeah, it feels like

00:08:45.420 And when you're on stage

00:08:46.740 That's

00:08:47.080 You'll be on stage

00:08:47.920 That's different, right?

00:08:48.980 Yeah, here we're chilling

00:08:49.740 Yeah, yeah, we're chilling

00:08:50.940 You want it to feel that way

00:08:51.900 Yeah, exactly

00:08:52.660 That's a great point

00:08:53.540 I'm glad you

00:08:54.020 I'm really glad you said that

00:08:55.180 Because I needed some affirmation there

00:08:56.660 Uh-huh

00:08:57.040 But in your book

00:08:58.880 In Starry Messengers

00:08:59.880 So this is your new book

00:09:01.240 Right?

00:09:01.880 And thanks for checking it out

00:09:03.340 Yeah

00:09:03.620 Yeah, yeah, definitely

00:09:04.320 No, I tried to check out as much as I

00:09:05.900 Just as much as like

00:09:06.960 I had time to kind of

00:09:08.660 Enjoy

00:09:09.780 Here's what you do

00:09:10.320 You're here in LA

00:09:11.180 You're in LA

00:09:11.780 Okay

00:09:12.160 You get the audio book

00:09:13.520 And then when you're stuck in traffic

00:09:14.900 You just

00:09:15.420 Three days of traffic

00:09:17.900 Get through the book just fine

00:09:19.500 All right?

00:09:20.020 That's how they should market them

00:09:21.200 Yeah

00:09:21.480 How many days of

00:09:22.200 Four or five traffic

00:09:23.740 You know

00:09:24.240 Four days of traffic

00:09:25.340 But one thing you said about it

00:09:27.620 Was individual

00:09:28.420 That the end of

00:09:29.140 You kind of almost did it

00:09:30.740 A little bit of an equation

00:09:31.540 On the individual

00:09:32.420 It's kind of towards

00:09:33.820 Later in the book

00:09:34.740 You talked about

00:09:36.140 It was just like

00:09:37.580 That each person is unique

00:09:39.880 And you kind of went into

00:09:41.020 Oh, you went straight there

00:09:42.240 Yeah

00:09:42.620 Oh my gosh

00:09:43.600 Yeah, that's the life and death chapter

00:09:45.500 So there's

00:09:46.480 So just tell me about that

00:09:47.820 I just want people to hear

00:09:48.820 How unique they are

00:09:49.880 Oh, yeah

00:09:51.040 Okay

00:09:51.600 So just

00:09:52.820 The book is

00:09:53.520 Cosmic Perspectives

00:09:55.700 On Civilization

00:09:56.660 And it's what the world looks like

00:09:59.460 If you're scientifically literate

00:10:01.040 And you have a

00:10:01.720 And you're thinking about

00:10:03.620 Earth from space

00:10:04.460 And the world looks really different

00:10:07.040 Not just the world physically

00:10:08.500 But people's interactions are different

00:10:10.640 You have some strongly held opinion

00:10:13.640 And I say

00:10:14.640 No, you don't

00:10:15.800 You think you've deeply thought this through

00:10:18.700 Right

00:10:19.080 But you haven't

00:10:19.960 There is this part of it

00:10:21.380 And have you thought about this

00:10:22.620 And have you thought about that

00:10:23.620 I'm not here to hand you an opinion

00:10:25.340 I just want to make sure

00:10:26.740 That whatever opinion you do have

00:10:28.220 Is deeply

00:10:29.780 Is rationally formed

00:10:32.660 That you've folded all the information together

00:10:35.320 Then I walk away

00:10:36.200 And think however the hell you want

00:10:37.700 I don't care

00:10:38.300 Yeah, I think

00:10:38.960 Yeah, it definitely helps

00:10:40.140 Like adjust maybe the scope of stuff

00:10:42.320 Like if you're looking at something from this angle

00:10:44.360 What about look at it from this angle

00:10:46.120 Exactly

00:10:46.280 Or what about look at it from the inside

00:10:48.060 Or what about look at it from the history of its beginning

00:10:50.780 Exactly

00:10:51.360 And a quick one

00:10:52.380 Before I get to how unique we are

00:10:56.420 Just a quick one

00:10:57.540 I don't know if you buy tuna

00:10:59.380 Now when you buy tuna

00:11:01.160 It's very clear whether it's line caught tuna

00:11:03.760 Oh, really?

00:11:04.780 Line caught

00:11:05.080 Okay, that's a big selling point

00:11:07.120 Because when it's not line caught

00:11:09.120 It's net caught

00:11:10.060 Oh, they do net

00:11:11.640 You know what happens when they drag a net

00:11:13.120 Occasionally they drag a dolphin

00:11:15.160 Into the net

00:11:16.100 Oh, yeah

00:11:16.260 Dolphins are air breathing

00:11:17.560 So if they're caught in a net

00:11:19.080 They suffocate and die

00:11:20.200 Oh

00:11:20.540 Okay, you don't want that

00:11:21.720 So you get line caught tuna

00:11:23.200 And I'm just thinking

00:11:24.300 So for people who just care about that

00:11:26.920 I'm just

00:11:27.500 I wonder

00:11:27.980 What about the tuna?

00:11:30.340 Who cares about the tuna?

00:11:32.500 Do you just not give a rat's ass about the tuna?

00:11:35.020 Like what?

00:11:35.940 What?

00:11:36.540 What?

00:11:37.440 And then they say

00:11:39.400 Well, it kills the dolphin unnecessarily

00:11:41.200 So then I said

00:11:42.500 Well, then

00:11:43.160 Make dolphin burgers

00:11:44.880 Okay

00:11:45.500 You said

00:11:45.940 You can't have that

00:11:47.240 And I said

00:11:47.900 Well, why not?

00:11:49.320 You go to the deli

00:11:50.440 Yeah

00:11:50.900 Okay, if a deli made dolphin salad sandwiches

00:11:54.100 There'd be picketing out front, wouldn't there?

00:11:56.040 Yeah

00:11:56.380 I'd have a cut of it

00:11:57.600 Okay

00:11:57.860 You're Theo Vaughn

00:12:00.040 Yeah

00:12:00.320 I'd love it

00:12:01.420 We had Al one time at Thanksgiving

00:12:03.100 Oh, Thanksgiving?

00:12:04.460 Oh, man

00:12:05.000 Okay

00:12:05.340 So

00:12:06.040 My point is

00:12:08.180 If you

00:12:09.300 If you go to a deli

00:12:11.980 And there'd be picketers out front

00:12:13.780 If you're serving dolphin meat

00:12:14.720 Yeah, if you're slinging dolphin

00:12:15.460 Okay

00:12:15.840 Now watch

00:12:16.700 But what else does the deli serve?

00:12:18.900 They sell dead chicken

00:12:20.720 Dead turkey

00:12:22.040 Dead salmon

00:12:23.260 Dead pig

00:12:24.460 Dead cow

00:12:25.760 With roast beef

00:12:27.440 Dead vegetables

00:12:28.120 I'll get to that in a minute

00:12:30.080 But they sell all kinds of dead animals in a sandwich

00:12:33.280 And this is just another dead animal

00:12:35.480 But somehow we culturally, philosophically

00:12:38.500 We've divided up all the kingdoms of life

00:12:42.820 And we do carve-outs

00:12:44.460 Yeah

00:12:45.040 For what we want to protect and what we don't

00:12:46.900 And often that carve-out is arbitrary at some level

00:12:50.660 Yeah

00:12:51.060 And just be self-aware of that

00:12:52.700 Are you high and noble because you're saving the dolphin

00:12:55.600 But you're eating the tuna?

00:12:56.780 Right

00:12:57.020 I don't know that you entirely are

00:12:59.220 Say, well, a dolphin is a mammal

00:13:00.620 Well, so are pigs and cows

00:13:02.120 All right, last I checked

00:13:03.840 Yeah

00:13:04.320 Okay

00:13:04.740 They're just, I think people

00:13:05.840 They're not as graceful

00:13:06.880 They don't

00:13:07.180 They can't do as many

00:13:08.080 Well, someone can

00:13:08.640 Oh, someone can admit that

00:13:10.060 Say, I will not eat graceful animals

00:13:12.560 Right

00:13:12.820 I'll only eat clumsy animals that are ugly

00:13:14.920 Yeah

00:13:15.240 So it's an attempt to just make you more honest

00:13:21.140 Yeah

00:13:21.560 With yourself about the opinions you carry

00:13:23.820 There's another one

00:13:24.740 Let's say you're a vegetarian

00:13:26.720 This is from the chapter meat eaters and vegetarians

00:13:29.640 Okay

00:13:29.980 I go there

00:13:30.540 Okay

00:13:30.800 Because you know

00:13:31.320 That'll rile some folks up

00:13:33.620 That's what I'm saying

00:13:34.340 That's what I'm saying

00:13:34.900 Each chapter is a point of conflict in civilization

00:13:38.760 I'm trying to illuminate places

00:13:41.620 Where people could think differently

00:13:43.040 Or maybe not have to think that way at all

00:13:45.840 Because in fact

00:13:46.640 What they felt was deeply held argument

00:13:49.920 Really just evaporates

00:13:51.360 In the face of a cosmic perspective

00:13:53.880 So here's one

00:13:54.800 You're a vegetarian

00:13:55.520 Because you just don't want to kill animals

00:13:56.940 Okay

00:13:57.460 You don't want to kill

00:13:59.040 Fine

00:13:59.640 So in your basement

00:14:01.140 You have a humane mousetrap

00:14:03.100 Okay

00:14:04.140 Oh yeah, I've seen those

00:14:05.240 Oh, you've seen those

00:14:05.940 Yeah, some of them

00:14:06.720 It's like a little

00:14:07.300 It goes in there

00:14:07.880 It goes in

00:14:08.640 And there's art on the walls

00:14:09.940 Inside of it

00:14:10.660 Yeah, I see

00:14:11.220 It's inside

00:14:12.380 It's like a mouse condominium

00:14:14.100 All right

00:14:14.320 Yeah, it's crazy

00:14:15.020 So they go in

00:14:15.040 And you got to check them every few days

00:14:16.380 There's running water

00:14:16.740 Every few days

00:14:17.840 Because they'll dry out

00:14:19.640 All right

00:14:19.980 So anyhow

00:14:20.500 So you check it

00:14:21.860 And then you

00:14:22.280 And what do they do with the mouse

00:14:23.380 Once they capture it?

00:14:24.240 Let it free

00:14:24.720 They let it free into the wild

00:14:25.960 All right

00:14:26.340 Because they don't want to kill animals

00:14:27.920 All right

00:14:28.220 I get that

00:14:28.840 But do you realize

00:14:30.380 That a mouse in the wild

00:14:31.820 Lives between nine and 18 months

00:14:35.220 Because it's highly likely

00:14:37.440 To be swallowed whole

00:14:38.880 By an owl

00:14:40.160 Or pecked apart

00:14:41.500 By all manner

00:14:42.360 Of woodland predators

00:14:43.660 Okay

00:14:44.520 Carnivores

00:14:45.520 And so

00:14:46.340 So what you've done

00:14:47.620 Is doom

00:14:48.600 You've doomed the mouse

00:14:50.960 To be eaten

00:14:52.640 Prematurely in its life

00:14:54.920 So the best thing

00:14:56.520 You can do for the mouse

00:14:57.460 Is leave it in your basement

00:14:59.480 Where it will live six

00:15:01.520 Up to six years

00:15:02.740 Of a full fat life

00:15:04.600 In your basement

00:15:05.640 But you're not doing that

00:15:06.540 No because yeah

00:15:07.620 So I guess it makes us feel

00:15:08.880 Some type of noble

00:15:09.880 If we transfer it

00:15:11.240 I'm just saying

00:15:12.640 But you're really putting it

00:15:13.700 Into a harder life

00:15:14.720 In a harder life

00:15:15.600 Correct

00:15:15.860 So if you want to say

00:15:17.620 Well that's just nature's

00:15:18.940 Loop and circle

00:15:20.220 Well

00:15:21.320 All right

00:15:22.420 So you're saying

00:15:23.220 It's nature's circle

00:15:24.220 To have an owl eat it

00:15:25.760 Then for you

00:15:26.400 By the way

00:15:26.940 If you crawled into the domicile

00:15:28.900 Of any animal

00:15:29.980 They'll kill you

00:15:31.980 If they could

00:15:32.540 They'll kill you

00:15:34.520 They will kill your ass

00:15:36.160 Yeah they don't care bro

00:15:37.360 If you lay down

00:15:38.520 Into an ant nest

00:15:39.600 They will bite your ass

00:15:41.280 So

00:15:43.340 All right

00:15:44.140 But we have the intellect

00:15:45.620 And the power

00:15:46.580 To capture something

00:15:48.720 And remove it from your home

00:15:49.900 And I'm just saying

00:15:50.940 If you cared about the mouse

00:15:52.440 You'd leave it in your basement

00:15:53.380 Yeah

00:15:53.700 That's all

00:15:54.140 That's my only point

00:15:55.360 Yeah I think

00:15:56.180 Well that's a good point

00:15:57.100 A lot of this book

00:15:58.280 Is like that

00:15:58.740 And it's kind of

00:15:59.160 I thought it was nice

00:16:00.280 About the book

00:16:00.960 That you can kind of

00:16:01.720 Pick it up whenever

00:16:02.520 You can kind of

00:16:03.460 Almost start in

00:16:04.240 On any chapter

00:16:04.880 Yeah because the chapters

00:16:05.740 Are independent of each other

00:16:07.120 And each one

00:16:08.660 Is a way

00:16:10.640 In a way

00:16:11.260 A chapter on the things

00:16:13.240 We all argue about

00:16:14.360 Yeah

00:16:14.860 The chapter on

00:16:15.700 There's one on politics

00:16:17.260 You know

00:16:17.920 Are you left wing

00:16:18.740 Right wing

00:16:19.260 What are you arguing about

00:16:20.080 And why

00:16:20.580 And have you really

00:16:21.360 Thought it through

00:16:22.200 There's the vegetarians

00:16:23.480 And meat eaters

00:16:24.060 There's

00:16:25.200 A chapter on

00:16:26.620 Life and death

00:16:27.580 Risk and reward

00:16:29.100 That one

00:16:30.380 There's a gap

00:16:31.220 In the human mind

00:16:32.500 I have no other way

00:16:34.400 To account for this

00:16:35.080 Where we do

00:16:36.140 It is not natural

00:16:37.720 To think about

00:16:38.880 Statistics and probability

00:16:40.720 Oh yeah

00:16:41.740 That's me

00:16:42.300 It's not natural

00:16:45.080 And did you know

00:16:46.220 That that

00:16:46.500 It doesn't feel

00:16:46.960 As much fun sometimes

00:16:48.100 That's true

00:16:48.880 It ruins something

00:16:49.940 What you want to be true

00:16:50.920 Or what you feel to be true

00:16:52.200 Yeah or the mystery

00:16:53.320 It takes away the mystery

00:16:54.380 But it's a triumph

00:16:56.320 Of human intellect

00:16:57.600 That we even went

00:16:58.520 Could figure it out

00:16:59.480 In the first place

00:17:00.280 Here's what you have

00:17:01.300 You go to

00:17:01.860 You go to Vegas

00:17:02.840 And there's

00:17:04.180 Someone puts money

00:17:04.880 On a seven

00:17:05.440 On a roulette

00:17:06.040 And I'll say

00:17:06.980 Why are you sticking

00:17:07.660 With the seven

00:17:08.220 They say

00:17:08.500 It's due

00:17:09.760 And they're looking at

00:17:11.080 And the roulette table

00:17:12.160 They have a list

00:17:12.980 Of all the previous numbers

00:17:14.200 And they say

00:17:14.880 It hasn't shown up

00:17:15.780 It's due

00:17:16.420 No it's not

00:17:17.780 It's not due

00:17:18.760 Every role has

00:17:19.760 The same probability

00:17:20.940 Every time

00:17:21.640 Every time

00:17:22.760 It's not due

00:17:24.360 All right

00:17:25.020 So what is that feeling

00:17:26.160 Then that we get

00:17:27.040 What is that feeling

00:17:27.940 I'm telling you

00:17:28.440 I'm telling other things

00:17:29.840 That people rolling dice

00:17:31.160 And they need a low number

00:17:32.180 Like a three or four

00:17:32.880 So they'll roll

00:17:33.760 The dice gently

00:17:35.180 And if they need a high number

00:17:38.680 They'll throw it hard

00:17:39.300 No

00:17:40.080 And so

00:17:40.800 So do you know

00:17:41.680 Who exploits this about us

00:17:43.120 Casinos

00:17:44.300 Casinos know

00:17:45.920 We suck at math

00:17:47.100 And probability

00:17:47.760 And statistics

00:17:48.460 So they exist

00:17:50.260 Other human beings

00:17:52.380 Learn this about

00:17:53.720 Human beings

00:17:54.520 And created an entire

00:17:56.100 Industry

00:17:56.660 Wow

00:17:57.020 To exploit it

00:17:58.100 Damn

00:17:58.560 It's sad

00:17:59.560 And my people

00:18:01.940 My people

00:18:02.700 The American physical society

00:18:04.260 Physicists

00:18:04.800 This is back

00:18:06.300 In the 80s

00:18:07.200 They were gonna have

00:18:08.040 Their annual meeting

00:18:08.740 In San Diego

00:18:09.840 And there was a snafu

00:18:11.180 With the hotel reservations

00:18:12.220 Vegas said

00:18:12.960 We'll take you

00:18:13.500 You got 4,000 people

00:18:15.060 We'll do it

00:18:15.700 At the MGM

00:18:16.880 Said we'll take you

00:18:17.760 So all the physicists

00:18:18.820 Went to Vegas

00:18:19.840 And we know

00:18:20.920 Probability and statistics

00:18:21.960 We understand

00:18:22.780 The fact that

00:18:24.280 Basically you don't win

00:18:25.680 Relative to the casino

00:18:27.120 At the end of the week

00:18:28.060 There was a news headline

00:18:28.920 Physicists in town

00:18:31.180 Lowest casino take ever

00:18:33.540 So it's just

00:18:37.280 It's sad

00:18:38.060 It was like

00:18:38.480 Almost the saddest chapter

00:18:39.600 That I wrote

00:18:40.240 Well why do we feel that

00:18:41.800 So what is that feeling

00:18:43.060 That makes us feel like

00:18:44.380 Is it a feeling

00:18:45.640 That we create

00:18:46.580 Is it a

00:18:47.120 Where does that come from

00:18:48.220 That makes us feel like

00:18:49.160 This is it

00:18:49.920 It's because

00:18:50.460 We don't have the brain wiring

00:18:51.860 To know otherwise

00:18:53.560 I have no other

00:18:55.500 Accounting for it

00:18:56.420 We just don't

00:18:58.760 Think

00:18:59.260 By the way

00:19:00.000 That branch of math

00:19:01.060 Was one of the last

00:19:02.320 To be discovered

00:19:03.100 Do you realize

00:19:04.000 Probability and statistics

00:19:05.560 Was developed

00:19:06.780 And discovered

00:19:07.300 After calculus

00:19:08.660 Wow why

00:19:09.320 If you can pick

00:19:10.080 I think it's because

00:19:11.340 The brain doesn't even

00:19:12.280 Know how to go there

00:19:13.000 I have a

00:19:13.780 I have a research paper

00:19:15.200 From the mid 1700s

00:19:17.720 Which feels like

00:19:18.720 A long ago

00:19:19.200 But a lot of math

00:19:20.140 Had been developed

00:19:20.760 Before that

00:19:21.280 Including calculus

00:19:22.280 And in that paper

00:19:23.460 It says

00:19:23.860 I've just discovered

00:19:25.380 How helpful it is

00:19:27.300 To take an average

00:19:28.720 Of numbers

00:19:29.340 Right that's pretty

00:19:33.460 Normal stuff

00:19:34.320 That's normal stuff

00:19:35.440 And somebody had to

00:19:36.500 Discover this

00:19:37.580 Wow

00:19:38.020 About the world

00:19:39.100 And so

00:19:40.280 So we

00:19:41.400 Yeah I guess

00:19:42.000 We don't want

00:19:42.740 Because do you think

00:19:43.780 Also at that time

00:19:44.780 There was a lot

00:19:45.360 There's also

00:19:45.960 Back then

00:19:46.460 There's more sorcery

00:19:47.660 There's more wizards

00:19:48.840 Yeah

00:19:49.180 There's more like

00:19:50.520 Less than

00:19:50.820 The middle ages

00:19:51.920 And stuff

00:19:52.520 But

00:19:52.820 Right

00:19:53.040 There's still a few

00:19:53.720 Milling around

00:19:54.360 Yeah a few

00:19:55.100 And so

00:19:56.280 And so I think people

00:19:57.560 There's a little bit

00:19:58.320 More mysticism then

00:19:59.700 So probability

00:20:00.940 Probably is something

00:20:02.180 It probably would be

00:20:02.920 The last thing

00:20:03.460 You'd think about

00:20:03.980 If somebody over here

00:20:04.980 Is you know

00:20:05.440 Hester Prennan

00:20:06.480 Somebody at a damn

00:20:07.440 That's a perceptive

00:20:08.700 Party

00:20:09.000 What you're saying

00:20:10.060 I think is

00:20:10.720 Because we had

00:20:12.040 Sorcerers and wizards

00:20:13.640 And people with

00:20:14.380 Mysterious powers

00:20:15.300 And shamans

00:20:16.220 And things

00:20:16.780 They could live

00:20:18.680 In the mystery

00:20:20.500 Of the probability

00:20:21.440 And statistics

00:20:22.120 And you think

00:20:22.840 It's a power

00:20:23.360 That they wield

00:20:24.060 And so there's no

00:20:25.480 Urge to try to decode it

00:20:26.780 Because it's their powers

00:20:27.760 Right

00:20:28.260 Yeah

00:20:28.740 So I agree with you

00:20:29.780 I think

00:20:30.220 Right

00:20:30.400 They hadn't really

00:20:30.900 Debunked all those powers

00:20:32.060 100%

00:20:32.240 No they hadn't

00:20:32.700 And religion was really

00:20:34.320 At the

00:20:34.660 On everyone's breath

00:20:36.820 So there was a lot more

00:20:38.220 I think

00:20:38.840 Mystery

00:20:40.840 And it's not just

00:20:42.140 Probable

00:20:42.580 Even physiology

00:20:44.000 So for example

00:20:44.840 You go back

00:20:45.800 You know

00:20:46.160 Three, four hundred years

00:20:47.200 If you fell on the ground

00:20:48.920 Writhing

00:20:50.520 And frothing

00:20:51.440 At the mouth

00:20:52.160 People would think

00:20:52.900 You were winning

00:20:53.500 Something from God

00:20:54.240 No, no

00:20:54.800 No, no

00:20:55.580 And you're doing this

00:20:57.520 And you're shaking

00:20:58.040 The devil

00:20:58.860 Just occupied your body

00:21:00.240 Oh the devil boy

00:21:00.720 That's what the devil

00:21:01.580 Looks like

00:21:02.260 And feels like

00:21:02.740 So oh my gosh

00:21:03.860 The devil's there

00:21:04.300 Let me go

00:21:05.520 To get the priest

00:21:06.780 So you're in a small town

00:21:08.440 How far away is the church

00:21:09.460 It's two blocks away

00:21:10.460 Okay

00:21:10.960 So you go down

00:21:11.820 And you know

00:21:13.040 But you could be choking

00:21:14.120 On the damn muffin

00:21:15.060 Okay

00:21:15.520 You know what I'm saying

00:21:17.600 It could be

00:21:18.440 But I'm specifically

00:21:19.640 Referring to

00:21:20.400 That condition

00:21:21.420 Okay

00:21:21.780 When you're frothing

00:21:22.320 At the mouth

00:21:22.880 Okay

00:21:23.360 So they get the priest

00:21:24.560 The priest gets the robe

00:21:25.840 The holy water

00:21:26.480 The crucifix

00:21:27.500 They go to on location

00:21:28.800 They bless them

00:21:29.820 And then the symptoms go away

00:21:32.040 Oh now you're healed

00:21:33.480 By the priest

00:21:34.100 That is the exact

00:21:35.380 And it was a seizure

00:21:36.080 And it was a seizure

00:21:36.900 It was an epileptic seizure

00:21:38.060 Damn

00:21:38.600 Epileptic seizure

00:21:40.000 Matches the time scale

00:21:41.560 Of you going to get a priest

00:21:42.900 Down the block

00:21:43.420 In a small town

00:21:44.120 Yeah

00:21:44.520 Okay

00:21:45.340 Wow

00:21:45.860 And so boom

00:21:46.620 Why think it's anything

00:21:47.800 But the devil

00:21:48.600 This episode is sponsored

00:21:50.360 By BetterHelp

00:21:51.900 That's right

00:21:53.380 Unfortunately

00:21:54.700 Life doesn't come

00:21:55.600 With a user manual

00:21:56.680 You won't find

00:21:58.300 When you can check

00:21:58.980 Your pockets

00:21:59.480 Check your pants

00:22:00.380 Check your crevasses

00:22:02.420 Check your

00:22:02.940 Check

00:22:03.260 Go ahead

00:22:04.640 Check

00:22:04.940 Feel around

00:22:05.500 Feel yourself

00:22:06.120 There's no user manual

00:22:08.600 So when life

00:22:09.200 Isn't working for you

00:22:10.220 It's normal

00:22:11.300 That you can feel stuck

00:22:12.480 Hell

00:22:13.440 I felt so damn stuck

00:22:15.240 I feel like I'm

00:22:16.740 Got glue on me

00:22:18.620 I'm glued out

00:22:19.600 Navigating life's challenges

00:22:22.280 Can be challenging

00:22:23.480 That's why BetterHelp

00:22:25.020 Is here to help

00:22:26.740 BetterHelp therapists

00:22:28.680 Are trained to help you

00:22:29.560 Figure out the cause

00:22:30.560 Of challenging emotions

00:22:31.720 And learn productive

00:22:33.120 Coping skills

00:22:34.080 Which makes therapy

00:22:35.380 The closest thing

00:22:36.200 To a guided tour

00:22:37.200 Of the complex engine

00:22:38.920 That you

00:22:40.600 And me

00:22:41.980 Can be

00:22:42.820 BetterHelp has connected

00:22:44.500 Over 3 million people

00:22:45.700 With licensed

00:22:47.140 Therapists

00:22:48.280 It's convenient

00:22:49.780 And accessible

00:22:50.460 Anywhere

00:22:51.200 100%

00:22:52.360 Online

00:22:53.260 Whether you've been

00:22:55.000 In therapy

00:22:55.420 Or haven't been

00:22:56.000 In therapy

00:22:56.520 BetterHelp is

00:22:58.020 It's interesting

00:22:59.040 Because you can get

00:22:59.540 A therapist right there

00:23:00.360 You get one

00:23:01.000 And they'll help you

00:23:02.460 Find one in person

00:23:03.080 They'll help you

00:23:03.340 Find one on

00:23:03.980 On the screen

00:23:06.180 You can just

00:23:07.020 Talk on the phone

00:23:07.740 Whatever's comfortable

00:23:09.220 For you

00:23:09.940 If the therapist

00:23:11.360 Isn't working

00:23:11.860 It's easy to

00:23:12.420 Change therapists

00:23:14.160 You don't have to

00:23:15.060 Be in the office

00:23:15.780 Explaining to them

00:23:16.800 You just send a message

00:23:18.600 Say I want to try

00:23:19.400 Someone different

00:23:20.020 And boom

00:23:20.840 There you are

00:23:21.500 And I encourage you

00:23:22.880 To find someone

00:23:23.500 That really fits

00:23:24.420 Try a couple out

00:23:25.660 Before you land somewhere

00:23:27.320 As the world's

00:23:29.140 Largest therapy service

00:23:30.340 BetterHelp has matched

00:23:31.200 3 million people

00:23:32.340 With professionally licensed

00:23:33.480 And vetted therapists

00:23:34.400 Available 100% online

00:23:36.500 Plus it's affordable

00:23:37.700 Just fill out a brief

00:23:39.400 Questionnaire

00:23:39.920 To match with a therapist

00:23:41.020 If things aren't clicking

00:23:43.520 Switch

00:23:44.120 No waiting rooms

00:23:45.420 No traffic

00:23:46.060 No endless searching

00:23:46.980 For the right therapist

00:23:47.900 Learn more and save

00:23:49.020 10% off your first month

00:23:50.600 At betterhelp.com

00:23:52.440 Slash

00:23:53.020 T-H-E-O

00:23:54.880 That's

00:23:55.880 Better

00:23:56.400 H-E-L-P

00:23:58.320 Betterhelp.com

00:24:01.200 Slash

00:24:01.800 Theo

00:24:02.380 We are so

00:24:04.000 So I don't blame people

00:24:05.620 For this

00:24:06.260 It's just the reality

00:24:07.820 Of discovery

00:24:08.680 And if you question

00:24:10.340 What you see

00:24:11.200 And find ways

00:24:12.800 To experiment

00:24:14.160 With it

00:24:15.260 And you realize

00:24:15.880 No it is not the devil

00:24:17.140 It is epilepsy

00:24:18.020 That's uncontrolled firing

00:24:19.960 Of your

00:24:20.380 The synapses

00:24:21.900 Of your brain

00:24:22.520 It's still

00:24:23.620 You know

00:24:24.540 A tragic

00:24:25.180 Affliction

00:24:26.120 That's not entirely cured

00:24:27.920 We can control it

00:24:28.900 With drugs and things

00:24:29.660 But that's an example

00:24:31.000 Of the mystery

00:24:31.820 That existed back then

00:24:33.540 Do you believe

00:24:34.340 In the devil?

00:24:36.040 I remain unconvinced

00:24:37.360 That such a thing exists

00:24:38.960 Dang

00:24:39.480 You're challenging him

00:24:40.360 By the way

00:24:43.620 Jews don't

00:24:44.560 Think of hell

00:24:45.640 To Jews

00:24:46.900 There's a heaven

00:24:47.300 But no hell

00:24:47.800 And therefore

00:24:48.100 There's no devil

00:24:48.680 Oh wow

00:24:49.460 That's taken the easy way

00:24:50.820 Out

00:24:51.060 Well no because

00:24:51.580 Well yeah right

00:24:52.300 That's why

00:24:55.660 I hadn't thought about it

00:24:56.280 That way

00:24:56.720 Yeah

00:24:57.580 And it's better

00:24:58.320 Real estate too

00:24:59.120 If you're

00:24:59.720 I feel like

00:25:00.160 If you're advertising

00:25:00.940 It like that

00:25:01.640 Like there's a heaven

00:25:02.560 Yeah

00:25:02.800 Yeah

00:25:03.280 Don't worry about the hell

00:25:04.440 Right right right

00:25:05.260 Maybe they needed

00:25:06.580 Less forces of control

00:25:08.240 Over their conduct

00:25:09.140 Than the Christians later did

00:25:10.600 I don't know

00:25:10.980 Yeah that's one thing

00:25:11.680 About Christianity

00:25:12.400 Man it's too

00:25:13.200 Sometimes it's like

00:25:14.080 Too much pressure

00:25:15.360 Well yeah

00:25:16.540 And no one could

00:25:17.860 Fulfill it

00:25:18.520 No one can live up to that

00:25:19.600 It's impossible

00:25:19.900 Which is why

00:25:20.780 Here's another one

00:25:21.600 In the spirit of your

00:25:22.640 Earlier comment

00:25:23.300 Here's another one

00:25:24.360 Oh you got sick

00:25:26.080 And this person didn't

00:25:27.160 God is punishing you

00:25:28.600 You did something

00:25:29.940 Against God

00:25:31.120 In the last two weeks

00:25:32.180 Yeah you were touching

00:25:33.440 Your privates

00:25:34.120 All right

00:25:34.460 Whatever

00:25:35.000 I mean we all do stuff

00:25:36.940 Oh I do

00:25:37.560 And it's easy to find it

00:25:40.920 And say oh my gosh

00:25:41.740 I must be punished for that

00:25:43.000 And when that happens

00:25:45.800 Then blame starts getting handed out

00:25:49.220 So here I got another one

00:25:50.840 Consider that Muslims

00:25:53.480 Part of the rituals

00:25:55.640 Of being a Muslim

00:25:56.760 Is you're cleaning

00:25:58.240 Your hands and your feet

00:25:59.320 And your ears and your nose

00:26:02.680 And there's an ablution

00:26:04.580 Whatever the word is

00:26:05.460 Where there's a cleansing

00:26:06.800 Daily

00:26:07.340 Wow

00:26:08.300 Daily

00:26:09.000 That's a good idea

00:26:10.300 My grandmother I think

00:26:11.160 Was Muslim then

00:26:11.920 Well just think

00:26:12.480 But just think about this

00:26:14.140 Back then

00:26:15.120 Nobody's showering every day

00:26:16.760 Nobody

00:26:17.300 People's

00:26:18.160 But some funky times

00:26:19.760 Okay

00:26:20.340 All right

00:26:21.080 Some people don't shower

00:26:22.160 Every day today

00:26:22.800 But you could

00:26:23.420 In the United States

00:26:24.700 We probably take more showers

00:26:25.660 Than anybody else in the world

00:26:26.760 From the research

00:26:27.720 I've done on that

00:26:28.360 But point is

00:26:29.760 If a disease comes through

00:26:32.740 And it comes from contact

00:26:34.400 Or some other thing

00:26:37.560 Because you're dirty

00:26:38.500 You get sick

00:26:41.060 And the Muslims don't

00:26:42.400 Oh so they seem powerful

00:26:43.820 Oh my gosh

00:26:45.080 And you're Christian

00:26:45.740 And they're Muslims

00:26:46.400 You're saying

00:26:47.500 They put a hex on me

00:26:49.960 These heathens

00:26:51.440 These non-Jesus following

00:26:53.940 Okay

00:26:55.120 Wow

00:26:56.120 This is how this can happen

00:26:57.380 I got another one

00:26:57.980 You ready?

00:26:58.680 I don't know

00:26:59.300 I'm still riding the last one

00:27:00.740 You got one?

00:27:01.840 You ready?

00:27:02.080 You got a lot of them

00:27:02.940 Here it goes

00:27:03.400 All right

00:27:03.860 So we would later learn

00:27:05.000 That many of the plagues

00:27:06.780 Uh-huh

00:27:07.600 Were from a flea

00:27:10.340 Okay

00:27:11.620 Like from a

00:27:12.800 Like a little fly?

00:27:14.840 Oh yeah

00:27:15.060 Just a flea

00:27:15.620 Just a regular flea

00:27:16.780 The house flea

00:27:17.720 That you get on pets

00:27:19.000 Okay

00:27:19.320 So now watch

00:27:20.160 So the flea would get infected

00:27:22.680 And would bite you

00:27:24.400 And you'd get the plague

00:27:25.860 Okay

00:27:26.500 Okay

00:27:26.840 Plagues have killed

00:27:27.980 More people than practically any

00:27:29.500 More than wars

00:27:30.680 Okay

00:27:31.260 Wow

00:27:31.520 All right

00:27:31.800 So

00:27:32.320 Wow

00:27:33.660 Plague is like a blight on you

00:27:35.560 All right

00:27:36.020 So now watch what happens

00:27:37.540 Where did the fleas come from?

00:27:39.320 We would later learn

00:27:40.220 They came from rats

00:27:41.760 And mice

00:27:42.420 Yeah

00:27:43.220 Okay

00:27:43.560 That were infected

00:27:44.240 With the plague

00:27:44.940 So if your house

00:27:46.840 Had rats or mice

00:27:48.160 And mice were common

00:27:49.100 Look at old renaissance paintings

00:27:50.520 There's mice in the corners

00:27:51.500 Of the paintings

00:27:52.120 It's really funny

00:27:53.120 Just to see this

00:27:54.100 All right

00:27:54.280 So now watch

00:27:54.700 Maybe they were good luck

00:27:56.880 Huh

00:27:57.160 If you

00:27:57.920 Owned a cat

00:27:59.480 You didn't have mice

00:28:01.740 So you didn't get the plague

00:28:03.420 You didn't get the plague

00:28:04.780 Now wait a minute

00:28:05.520 Who owned cats?

00:28:07.020 Well there are many women

00:28:07.840 That owned cats

00:28:08.980 So women didn't get the plague

00:28:11.100 And they were therefore

00:28:11.720 Sorcerers

00:28:12.380 They were witches

00:28:13.360 Damn

00:28:14.140 Witches

00:28:15.100 And some of them are

00:28:16.160 And you still associate a cat

00:28:18.240 With a witch

00:28:18.840 Yeah

00:28:19.280 To this day

00:28:20.000 To this day

00:28:21.480 I mean when you're

00:28:22.340 When you're

00:28:22.660 You know

00:28:23.000 Storytelling about it

00:28:24.080 Yeah it's crazy

00:28:24.140 Broom witch

00:28:24.660 Those are the items

00:28:25.580 These are the two

00:28:26.520 Accoutrements

00:28:28.220 So

00:28:29.380 Accoutrements

00:28:30.560 Those are them

00:28:31.260 So these are

00:28:31.960 This is what happens

00:28:32.820 When you live in a

00:28:33.400 Pre-scientific era

00:28:34.460 Wow

00:28:35.100 The blame game begins

00:28:36.420 But that's fun as hell

00:28:37.940 Some of it

00:28:38.840 Well for a movie

00:28:39.580 But I don't want to

00:28:40.300 Live in those times

00:28:41.360 Yeah

00:28:41.740 So this book is an attempt

00:28:43.560 To unravel this blame game

00:28:46.440 When you see things happening

00:28:47.960 It's not my fault

00:28:48.680 It's your fault

00:28:49.240 But did you really look

00:28:50.300 Through your opinions

00:28:51.120 And your thoughts

00:28:51.860 And

00:28:52.060 Yeah it was neat

00:28:53.800 Some of it made me mad

00:28:54.740 Ah good

00:28:55.640 Good

00:28:56.740 Some of it made me mad

00:28:57.680 I was like

00:28:58.000 Fuck I don't want to know this

00:28:59.280 I don't want to

00:29:00.100 I want to believe

00:29:01.280 What I want to believe

00:29:02.160 No no no

00:29:02.500 It's bad because you knew

00:29:03.600 It's true

00:29:05.100 And it's against

00:29:05.960 Your urges

00:29:07.120 Yeah it was like

00:29:08.200 Damn

00:29:08.680 Me

00:29:09.080 Oh I want to believe

00:29:09.980 What I want to believe

00:29:10.700 You know

00:29:11.320 That's what it felt like

00:29:12.280 Sometimes

00:29:12.700 Some moments

00:29:13.100 No but I'm not

00:29:13.680 I don't think I'm heavy handed

00:29:14.700 I think

00:29:15.100 They're offerings

00:29:16.240 Right

00:29:16.600 Have you thought about it

00:29:17.540 This way

00:29:17.880 Yeah no

00:29:18.260 I don't think it came off

00:29:19.560 Like

00:29:19.980 I'm trying to think

00:29:21.040 No I don't think

00:29:22.320 It came off as like

00:29:23.100 Know it all

00:29:23.880 I think it was like

00:29:24.980 I don't

00:29:25.320 It wasn't my intent

00:29:26.240 Right

00:29:26.600 If it ever felt that way

00:29:27.680 That was

00:29:27.940 It's just

00:29:28.720 Well you're a fact guy

00:29:29.780 You're a factual man

00:29:30.940 You know

00:29:31.880 And I

00:29:32.540 You know

00:29:32.960 I battle

00:29:33.740 You know like

00:29:34.460 I think I've always

00:29:36.000 Kind of battled

00:29:36.640 The dark arts

00:29:37.540 Overall

00:29:37.940 So it's like

00:29:38.980 I've never really

00:29:40.120 Looked at a ton

00:29:40.940 Of the facts

00:29:41.640 You know

00:29:41.940 It's always been

00:29:42.680 This more ethereal

00:29:43.740 Sort of

00:29:44.580 Or what you feel

00:29:45.620 What you want

00:29:46.520 To be true

00:29:46.960 Rather than

00:29:47.400 What is true

00:29:48.140 And by the way

00:29:48.980 That's a

00:29:49.420 That

00:29:50.040 That's

00:29:50.580 That's coming

00:29:51.560 A long way

00:29:52.200 In life

00:29:52.920 To realize

00:29:54.140 The world

00:29:55.500 This is the difference

00:29:56.820 Between the different

00:29:57.420 Kinds of truths

00:29:58.060 I spent a chapter

00:29:59.220 In the truth and beauty

00:30:00.060 Chapter

00:30:00.600 I just talk about

00:30:01.240 I'll just say

00:30:01.600 Spend a minute on it now

00:30:02.640 So there's

00:30:03.680 Something I call

00:30:04.500 Personal truths

00:30:05.240 This is something

00:30:06.360 No one's gonna take

00:30:07.020 In a free society

00:30:08.060 No one's gonna

00:30:08.520 Take it from you

00:30:09.140 If Jesus is your savior

00:30:10.600 And you know

00:30:11.660 True to your bones

00:30:12.640 That's a personal truth

00:30:14.160 In a free society

00:30:15.440 And especially

00:30:15.960 In the United States

00:30:16.780 Where it's

00:30:17.500 Constitutionally protected

00:30:18.620 Your freedom

00:30:19.500 Of religion

00:30:20.260 No one should

00:30:22.040 Take that from you

00:30:22.800 Okay

00:30:23.240 You'd have a legal case

00:30:24.400 If they try

00:30:24.940 All right

00:30:25.880 Other personal truths

00:30:27.180 Oh well

00:30:27.760 Muhammad is my last

00:30:29.600 Savior on earth

00:30:30.580 My last prophet on earth

00:30:31.780 Okay

00:30:32.360 That this would be

00:30:33.220 A Muslim personal truth

00:30:34.700 Other truths

00:30:36.020 Are

00:30:36.380 Beyonce is your queen

00:30:38.100 Right

00:30:38.400 Or whatever

00:30:38.920 The things you feel

00:30:40.360 Okay

00:30:41.080 Personal truths

00:30:42.660 Are the foundation

00:30:43.540 Of our

00:30:44.140 Strongest held opinions

00:30:45.840 And in a

00:30:47.540 Pluralistic world

00:30:48.940 Society

00:30:49.560 We should cherish that

00:30:51.440 This is why

00:30:52.120 People are different

00:30:53.140 From each other

00:30:53.900 All right

00:30:54.600 You don't want

00:30:54.920 Everybody to be the same

00:30:56.160 Oh that's called

00:30:57.040 A dictatorship

00:30:58.380 Yeah

00:30:58.980 If everybody aligns

00:31:00.060 With exactly the same

00:31:01.040 Yeah we don't want it

00:31:01.840 The problem with your opinion

00:31:03.060 If it's in a personal truth

00:31:04.060 If you try to have someone else

00:31:05.760 Agree with you

00:31:06.740 You have to have

00:31:08.720 An act of persuasion

00:31:10.100 So what

00:31:11.180 But in the limit

00:31:12.460 That becomes all out

00:31:13.680 Conflict

00:31:14.220 And war

00:31:15.300 People fight over

00:31:17.200 Personal truths

00:31:17.940 Kill each other

00:31:18.760 Because their personal truths

00:31:20.160 Don't agree with

00:31:20.680 Your personal truth

00:31:21.480 So personal truths

00:31:22.680 When they go outside

00:31:23.500 Of yourself

00:31:24.180 Risk

00:31:26.020 Bloodshed

00:31:27.220 Right

00:31:27.700 In the history

00:31:28.900 Of civilization

00:31:29.720 Has demonstrated this

00:31:30.960 All right

00:31:31.280 Then there's

00:31:31.700 A political truth

00:31:32.720 Which is just something

00:31:33.960 That becomes true

00:31:34.880 Just because you heard it

00:31:35.760 Often enough

00:31:36.340 And that's a weakness

00:31:37.700 We have

00:31:38.180 And not a weakness

00:31:38.820 Evolutionarily

00:31:39.880 It made sense

00:31:40.600 If you see something

00:31:41.540 Repeat

00:31:41.940 A hundred times

00:31:43.020 That's reality

00:31:44.640 Oh yeah

00:31:45.460 Okay but you know

00:31:46.000 What happens now

00:31:46.860 People have hijacked

00:31:49.480 That urge

00:31:51.260 To recognize

00:31:52.860 That something that repeats

00:31:53.860 Must be true

00:31:54.480 They've hijacked it

00:31:55.460 Now they just find something

00:31:57.360 That they want to be true

00:31:59.160 And they repeat it to you

00:32:00.160 You hear it enough

00:32:00.920 It must be true

00:32:01.620 Yeah

00:32:02.140 There it is

00:32:03.080 Yeah especially

00:32:03.860 Well nowadays also

00:32:04.900 We have you know

00:32:05.760 Since we have technology

00:32:06.700 And we have this advancement

00:32:07.820 Like you know

00:32:08.900 With the internet

00:32:09.380 Social media

00:32:10.060 It's so

00:32:11.100 It's easy to get things

00:32:12.620 In front of people

00:32:13.300 So many times

00:32:14.120 Yes

00:32:14.500 It's easy to

00:32:15.240 I mean our attention span

00:32:16.480 Has been hijacked

00:32:17.860 Hijacked

00:32:18.340 It's been hijacked

00:32:19.260 Completely

00:32:19.740 That's the word

00:32:20.380 There's no other word

00:32:20.960 But hijacked

00:32:21.540 And in the old days

00:32:22.900 We called it brainwashing

00:32:23.960 Where you repeat something

00:32:24.980 And then it becomes true

00:32:26.260 That's hijacking

00:32:27.580 This feature

00:32:28.900 Of our evolutionary brain

00:32:30.440 That it's trying

00:32:31.620 To create order

00:32:32.400 Out of chaos

00:32:33.260 Well it's like

00:32:33.780 Stockholm syndrome

00:32:34.320 We almost are

00:32:35.220 Slowly developing

00:32:36.380 Almost

00:32:36.840 Some variants

00:32:39.000 It seem like

00:32:39.660 Of a Stockholm syndrome

00:32:41.000 Or something

00:32:41.320 Like we're like

00:32:41.700 All like Elizabeth smart

00:32:43.540 You know

00:32:43.860 Without the

00:32:44.440 Or Elizabeth dumb

00:32:46.020 That's who we're becoming

00:32:47.240 You know what I'm saying

00:32:47.800 We're all like

00:32:48.620 You know

00:32:49.620 We don't

00:32:50.060 We're just bearing with

00:32:51.200 What we have to deal with

00:32:52.660 All the time

00:32:53.040 Exactly

00:32:53.440 And so you try to

00:32:54.740 Sift through

00:32:55.400 What is true

00:32:56.020 And it must be

00:32:56.840 That which was repeated

00:32:57.780 Often enough

00:32:58.400 So that's a political truth

00:32:59.360 Then there's an objective truth

00:33:01.260 Okay

00:33:01.620 What does objective mean?

00:33:02.540 And the methods and tools

00:33:03.660 Of science

00:33:04.340 Are exquisitely tuned

00:33:06.520 To establish objective truth

00:33:08.620 So these are truths

00:33:09.440 That have been demonstrated

00:33:11.260 By observation

00:33:12.300 And experiment

00:33:13.280 And repeated experiment

00:33:15.180 What does the word objective mean?

00:33:16.260 Objective means

00:33:17.080 It's true whether or not

00:33:19.120 You believe in it

00:33:19.780 Okay

00:33:20.600 So it's no doubt true

00:33:22.120 Yeah

00:33:22.360 Because I can show

00:33:23.620 That it's true

00:33:24.300 And it's not my bias

00:33:25.760 That thinks it's true

00:33:26.620 Here's the data

00:33:27.300 Now you

00:33:27.980 Say

00:33:28.280 You know

00:33:28.460 I don't believe you

00:33:29.140 I think you had a bias

00:33:30.120 I think your wall current

00:33:31.800 Effected this

00:33:32.720 So I'm gonna do it

00:33:33.440 On 240 volts

00:33:34.360 While you did yours

00:33:35.120 On 125 volts

00:33:36.240 120 volts

00:33:37.020 You do a different experiment

00:33:38.160 Of your own design

00:33:38.920 You get the same result

00:33:40.180 So that's objective

00:33:41.840 It's a fact

00:33:42.440 When you do it enough times

00:33:44.060 And all experiments

00:33:45.760 This is why science

00:33:47.900 It wasn't really developed

00:33:50.700 As we now practice it

00:33:51.820 Until around 1600

00:33:53.080 All right

00:33:54.040 I know that feels like

00:33:54.760 A long time ago

00:33:55.480 But a lot of the world

00:33:56.600 Unfolded before then

00:33:57.780 All right

00:33:58.400 And so once we learn

00:33:59.840 If you say something is true

00:34:01.240 Let me test it

00:34:02.020 Let me find out

00:34:03.980 Let me devise an experiment

00:34:05.660 And if I can verify

00:34:07.440 Your statement

00:34:08.140 With this experiment

00:34:08.820 And someone else can

00:34:09.880 In a third person

00:34:10.580 We're good here

00:34:11.340 That's an objective truth

00:34:12.420 And what objective truth

00:34:14.020 Have going for them

00:34:14.940 Is that they're true

00:34:16.060 Whether or not

00:34:16.920 You believe in them

00:34:17.800 I don't like them

00:34:19.580 Well because

00:34:22.420 The actual nature

00:34:24.100 Can't be fooled

00:34:25.200 Nature is the ultimate

00:34:26.840 Judge, jury

00:34:28.000 And executioner

00:34:29.260 Yeah

00:34:29.600 If you overeat this week

00:34:30.800 And you gain three pounds

00:34:31.700 Next week you can't

00:34:33.320 Protest with placards saying

00:34:34.900 I protest the law of gravity

00:34:36.720 Because it made me heavier

00:34:38.780 No

00:34:39.800 You don't have that option

00:34:41.380 So it seems to me

00:34:43.020 If you're going to base

00:34:43.520 Laws on things

00:34:44.920 There's a whole chapter

00:34:46.700 In here on law and order

00:34:48.220 Right

00:34:48.520 If you're going to create laws

00:34:49.920 In a pluralistic world

00:34:51.840 You base the laws

00:34:53.360 On the objective truth

00:34:54.400 Right

00:34:54.880 Because that applies

00:34:55.940 To everyone

00:34:56.280 Don't base a law

00:34:57.000 On your personal truth

00:34:58.060 Because that's forcing it

00:34:59.400 On me

00:34:59.860 And I have a different

00:35:00.800 Personal truth

00:35:01.640 Is climate change

00:35:03.040 An objective truth

00:35:04.060 Oh yes

00:35:04.920 Oh yes

00:35:06.760 So what happens is

00:35:08.100 You believe in climate change

00:35:09.440 It's not a belief

00:35:09.940 It's not a belief

00:35:10.860 Right

00:35:11.460 When it's objectively true

00:35:13.340 You don't have to believe it

00:35:14.300 It just is true

00:35:15.320 Yeah

00:35:15.740 I believe in it

00:35:17.060 When it's really hot

00:35:17.820 I believe in it

00:35:18.380 If it's like a hot day

00:35:20.640 I'm like

00:35:21.040 Damn they're right

00:35:22.140 They're right about this shit

00:35:24.480 I'll tell you that bro

00:35:26.140 I'm serious dude

00:35:28.000 So

00:35:28.900 I'm like

00:35:29.300 We gotta fight this

00:35:30.680 You know what I'm saying

00:35:31.640 So here's the thing

00:35:32.820 So

00:35:33.680 So

00:35:34.360 If it was only determined

00:35:35.980 That way

00:35:36.600 Uh huh

00:35:37.120 Then another person

00:35:38.100 That was in a cold snap

00:35:39.260 Would say

00:35:39.560 No I don't believe it

00:35:40.480 Right

00:35:40.740 And everybody's making up

00:35:41.760 Their own theories about it

00:35:43.460 Because it's their own

00:35:44.280 Life experience

00:35:44.980 But an experiment

00:35:46.520 Takes the information

00:35:48.520 Out of yourself

00:35:49.500 Okay

00:35:49.980 It's not your perspective

00:35:51.380 It's not your bias

00:35:52.700 It's not your world view

00:35:53.860 And you get all the data

00:35:55.780 Available

00:35:56.300 And then you establish

00:35:57.620 The objective truth

00:35:58.560 So

00:35:59.260 So in climate change

00:36:00.940 And I give an example here

00:36:02.100 In the probability

00:36:02.940 Uh

00:36:03.840 In the risk and reward chapter

00:36:05.220 Um

00:36:05.980 You probably heard the number

00:36:07.360 97 scientists say

00:36:08.740 It's happening

00:36:09.260 It's 3%

00:36:09.940 It's

00:36:10.380 Saw that in here

00:36:10.900 In the last 20 years

00:36:12.020 Um

00:36:13.240 There

00:36:13.620 Basically no scientists

00:36:14.980 Left denying it

00:36:16.100 So it's basically 100%

00:36:17.380 Damn right

00:36:17.700 Ain't one hold out

00:36:18.520 No no

00:36:18.780 But let's go back

00:36:19.820 To when it was 3%

00:36:20.760 Because that's a fun number

00:36:21.660 Okay

00:36:21.980 All right

00:36:22.260 Let's do an experiment

00:36:23.760 Some engineers

00:36:25.280 There's a bridge

00:36:26.960 That's there

00:36:27.640 You don't know

00:36:28.480 Where it came from

00:36:29.100 But it's a bridge

00:36:29.640 But it's brand new

00:36:30.280 And it's about to open

00:36:30.920 And you say

00:36:32.040 I wanna drive my truck

00:36:32.880 Across the bridge

00:36:33.660 And 97 engineers

00:36:36.400 Come up to you

00:36:36.960 And say

00:36:37.380 By the way

00:36:38.340 I don't know

00:36:38.600 Any of the other engineers

00:36:39.500 So we're not in cahoots

00:36:40.580 Or anything

00:36:40.960 Yeah

00:36:41.340 Um

00:36:41.740 If you drive your truck

00:36:42.680 That's gonna collapse

00:36:43.440 And you're gonna die

00:36:44.060 You will likely die

00:36:45.780 Plunging into the ravine

00:36:47.420 So 97 of them say that

00:36:48.800 Three

00:36:49.440 Say

00:36:50.040 Oh

00:36:50.520 Theo

00:36:51.180 Go take your F-150

00:36:53.180 Drive across

00:36:54.020 You're some good old boys

00:36:55.680 Yeah

00:36:56.080 Never mean it

00:36:57.240 Go on

00:36:59.700 You'll be fine

00:37:01.460 What are you gonna do

00:37:03.240 Making my way

00:37:04.580 Anyway

00:37:06.640 He's saying it

00:37:07.820 He's feeling it

00:37:08.720 He's feeling it

00:37:09.480 I'm just saying man

00:37:10.220 I take the General Lee

00:37:11.260 All that bastard

00:37:12.080 That's what I'm saying man

00:37:13.860 But no

00:37:15.140 I feel you

00:37:15.700 So

00:37:15.960 So you would probably

00:37:17.500 Listen to the 97 engineers

00:37:19.860 Especially if you're not

00:37:20.800 An engineer yourself

00:37:21.720 Yeah

00:37:22.040 Especially if you got to

00:37:22.920 Look the engineers in the eyes

00:37:24.380 Now

00:37:24.720 No eyes got nothing

00:37:26.020 To do with this

00:37:26.880 That's you

00:37:27.720 Trying to be human

00:37:28.380 About this

00:37:28.980 Don't be human

00:37:30.260 That'd mess you up

00:37:31.480 Let me feel

00:37:35.220 What you're saying

00:37:35.780 No

00:37:36.200 They'll show you

00:37:37.040 The research papers

00:37:37.820 There's no eyeballs

00:37:38.620 In the research paper

00:37:39.560 There's no emoticons

00:37:41.360 In the research paper

00:37:43.100 So then what is that

00:37:44.340 That makes me want to

00:37:45.220 Look them in the eyes

00:37:46.160 And see

00:37:46.560 What is that

00:37:47.260 Oh I'll tell you

00:37:48.000 I'll tell you

00:37:48.740 It's a good one

00:37:49.620 It's a good one

00:37:51.020 We

00:37:51.900 And again

00:37:52.920 I think it's understandable

00:37:54.080 Evolutionarily

00:37:55.080 If you look someone in the eye

00:37:57.000 And they tell you something

00:37:58.320 That just happened

00:37:59.140 That is more true to you

00:38:02.080 Than a statistical table

00:38:04.840 With charts

00:38:06.380 Right

00:38:06.760 And bar charts

00:38:07.480 Than a pie graph

00:38:08.240 Than a pie graph

00:38:09.020 That says the same

00:38:10.120 Fucking thing

00:38:11.020 So that

00:38:12.240 And advertisers

00:38:13.200 Know that

00:38:13.820 They hijack this

00:38:15.080 Okay

00:38:15.920 Testimonials

00:38:16.720 But watch

00:38:17.260 They could just show

00:38:17.980 A bar chart

00:38:18.560 And say

00:38:18.920 This detergent

00:38:20.300 Is better than all the others

00:38:21.140 And here's the data

00:38:21.840 They could show that

00:38:22.920 But no

00:38:23.660 They show some parent

00:38:25.520 And a kid

00:38:26.220 And they put it in the machine

00:38:27.400 They pull it out

00:38:27.940 And look how clean

00:38:28.580 And the eyewitness testimony

00:38:30.860 Has huge value

00:38:34.140 To our emotions

00:38:35.160 Because another human being

00:38:36.900 Is communicating it

00:38:38.280 Right

00:38:38.560 And so you

00:38:40.000 So I'll give you

00:38:41.600 Another example

00:38:42.220 You could be

00:38:42.780 It's a little more obscure

00:38:43.800 But you read

00:38:46.200 In like consumer reports

00:38:47.560 Or whatever

00:38:47.940 That this one car

00:38:49.040 Is like

00:38:49.820 Or vacuum

00:38:50.400 Or vacuum

00:38:51.200 Sure

00:38:51.420 It's the best one

00:38:52.560 And it's working every time

00:38:53.600 You walk into the vacuum store

00:38:54.940 You saw the data

00:38:55.780 And someone's walking out

00:38:57.580 Saying

00:38:58.900 I will never buy

00:38:59.920 One of these again

00:39:00.640 It's

00:39:00.920 Oh you can't say

00:39:02.100 A vacuum sucks

00:39:02.720 Sorry

00:39:03.140 No

00:39:08.920 This vacuum was awful

00:39:10.320 Oh it reversed

00:39:11.500 And it made my home place

00:39:12.520 I would never do this

00:39:14.420 And you

00:39:14.700 You hear this

00:39:16.260 The person

00:39:17.120 You don't even know them

00:39:18.140 But they're another human

00:39:19.100 And they're speaking with emotions

00:39:20.700 Huge effect on me

00:39:21.520 And there's

00:39:22.220 There's fire

00:39:23.460 In their gaze

00:39:25.380 Okay

00:39:25.860 You're gonna back out

00:39:27.460 And walk out of that store

00:39:28.560 I ain't getting that

00:39:29.540 You ain't getting

00:39:30.120 Ain't getting that

00:39:30.900 Not gonna happen

00:39:31.440 I'd rather broom

00:39:32.260 I'd rather use a fucking broom

00:39:33.680 Okay

00:39:34.160 So I think it's natural

00:39:36.880 To trust another human

00:39:39.280 Right

00:39:39.620 In that context

00:39:40.600 But

00:39:41.760 That's why we have to

00:39:43.500 Train ourselves

00:39:44.460 To trust the data

00:39:45.740 And in science

00:39:47.140 When you become a scientist

00:39:48.080 I'm taking statistics

00:39:49.600 And data analysis

00:39:50.740 And probability

00:39:51.380 Essentially every year

00:39:53.000 I'm in school

00:39:53.560 It's not just one class

00:39:55.120 And you move on

00:39:55.820 There are different nuances

00:39:56.980 Of it

00:39:57.300 There are different ways

00:39:57.940 You think about it

00:39:58.640 Different ways you ask questions

00:40:00.000 You know what science is?

00:40:01.020 It's a professional way

00:40:02.740 Of querying nature

00:40:04.400 So that you can

00:40:06.320 Not fool yourself

00:40:07.820 Into thinking something

00:40:08.740 Is true that is not

00:40:10.020 Or that something

00:40:11.160 Is not true

00:40:12.000 That is

00:40:13.060 Mmm

00:40:13.920 Did I say that right?

00:40:15.620 Whatever

00:40:16.020 The opposite

00:40:16.620 You might have

00:40:17.540 I don't know

00:40:19.160 I was following it too

00:40:20.100 No no

00:40:20.860 I'd say

00:40:21.080 You don't want to be fooled

00:40:22.920 Because nature can't be fooled

00:40:24.840 Ultimately nature can't be fooled

00:40:26.080 Right

00:40:26.400 And we have biases

00:40:27.340 Where

00:40:28.100 So you don't want

00:40:29.220 Do whatever it takes

00:40:31.360 I'm going to give you

00:40:31.880 The scientific method

00:40:32.700 Do whatever it takes

00:40:34.060 And I'm going to

00:40:34.540 Repeat that

00:40:36.000 Do whatever it takes

00:40:37.460 To not fool yourself

00:40:39.760 Into thinking

00:40:40.580 Something is true

00:40:41.420 That is not

00:40:42.060 Or that something

00:40:43.220 Is not true

00:40:43.900 That is

00:40:44.520 Does it mean

00:40:45.720 Getting a video of it?

00:40:46.800 Does it mean

00:40:47.160 Getting someone else

00:40:48.400 To check on you?

00:40:49.520 Did you have your coffee

00:40:50.680 This morning

00:40:51.240 Or not?

00:40:52.180 Is that the measure?

00:40:53.400 Were you more alert?

00:40:54.120 Did you miss something?

00:40:55.120 Do whatever it takes

00:40:57.140 And when you do that

00:40:58.700 It ain't got nothing to do

00:41:00.300 With the passion in their eyes

00:41:01.680 I'm just

00:41:03.700 Okay now

00:41:04.500 So let's take this

00:41:05.440 Into something that is

00:41:06.560 A realm that doesn't have

00:41:08.140 As much probability

00:41:09.800 Probably

00:41:10.420 Go for it

00:41:10.880 So let's take it

00:41:11.480 Into the realm of love

00:41:12.640 Right?

00:41:13.120 Love it

00:41:13.460 Or affection

00:41:14.200 Things like that

00:41:15.320 So whenever you met

00:41:16.640 Are you married?

00:41:17.340 Yes I am married

00:41:17.880 34 years

00:41:18.640 Oh wow

00:41:19.000 Congratulations man

00:41:20.380 Wow that is a damn record

00:41:22.080 Almost

00:41:22.440 You should win a Nobel Prize

00:41:24.660 For that

00:41:25.140 I feel like

00:41:26.080 I met her in relativity class

00:41:27.820 Did you really?

00:41:28.620 She has a degree

00:41:28.800 In mathematical physics

00:41:29.960 Dang

00:41:30.440 Yeah in graduate school

00:41:31.380 So that was fun

00:41:32.060 Yeah

00:41:32.680 Met her in relativity

00:41:33.920 That's wild

00:41:34.640 So

00:41:36.360 Alright so you're talking

00:41:37.320 About love

00:41:37.760 Okay love

00:41:38.360 So do you

00:41:39.660 I mean

00:41:40.140 Do you take these

00:41:41.320 Same concepts

00:41:42.160 Into like

00:41:43.220 Whenever you were

00:41:44.080 Falling in love

00:41:44.880 And stuff like that

00:41:45.560 Or was it more

00:41:46.140 Like a normal thing

00:41:47.160 Okay so

00:41:47.500 You saw her in class

00:41:48.780 So the answer is

00:41:49.840 Yes I do

00:41:50.820 Wow

00:41:51.780 I don't often

00:41:52.520 Talk about this

00:41:53.460 You wanna hear it

00:41:54.060 You wanna hear it

00:41:54.640 Yeah well I'm just curious

00:41:55.400 Cause I don't have a wife

00:41:56.460 Or anything yet

00:41:56.920 Well it's mathematical

00:41:57.760 Okay then this could be

00:41:58.800 Helpful to you

00:41:59.360 Okay

00:41:59.700 Okay

00:42:00.180 It could be helpful

00:42:01.100 Okay

00:42:01.540 At this point

00:42:02.460 I'll take on anything

00:42:03.180 It's a little bit

00:42:03.740 Of mathematical

00:42:04.360 Okay

00:42:04.780 How much math

00:42:05.340 Have you had in school

00:42:06.060 I took a couple of them

00:42:07.420 You took a couple

00:42:07.960 I took at least

00:42:10.580 Yeah

00:42:11.080 A couple of

00:42:12.220 I was good

00:42:13.740 I did alright

00:42:14.480 You did alright

00:42:15.320 Alright you did alright

00:42:16.260 And I took one of them

00:42:17.880 At high altitude

00:42:18.600 I took one class

00:42:19.480 Out in Arizona

00:42:20.140 At pretty high altitude

00:42:20.920 You know what they say

00:42:21.520 That if you learn something

00:42:22.460 Under certain

00:42:23.120 Psychomotor conditions

00:42:25.880 That you recover it better

00:42:27.580 Under those same conditions

00:42:28.620 Oh wow

00:42:29.320 Like if you get high

00:42:30.120 And you learn something

00:42:30.840 If you get high again later

00:42:32.360 You learn

00:42:32.800 You remember that better

00:42:33.880 Cause you match

00:42:34.600 The mental states

00:42:35.520 Oh dang

00:42:36.260 Yeah

00:42:36.460 I've read that

00:42:37.420 I haven't read it lately

00:42:38.300 But a few decades ago

00:42:39.620 Yeah dude

00:42:40.240 That was

00:42:40.560 I think I wrote that

00:42:42.380 Okay so

00:42:43.580 I'm glad it made its way around

00:42:45.920 Here it is

00:42:46.600 Alright

00:42:47.200 Here it is

00:42:47.840 Alright

00:42:48.160 You gotta follow me

00:42:50.160 With some math here

00:42:50.900 Okay I'll try

00:42:51.740 It's not complicated

00:42:52.840 By the way

00:42:53.360 I don't know any

00:42:54.780 Dumb professional comedians

00:42:56.480 You all are smart people

00:42:57.800 You're perceptive

00:42:58.940 You know what's going on

00:43:00.300 You have to know deeper

00:43:01.540 What's going on

00:43:02.300 To come at it

00:43:03.060 From the other side

00:43:03.840 And show why it's hilarious

00:43:05.240 Okay

00:43:06.120 That takes insight

00:43:07.740 You guys

00:43:08.240 Are the keepers

00:43:09.420 Of the soul

00:43:10.380 Of the social

00:43:12.080 And cultural mores

00:43:13.200 Of civilization

00:43:13.920 Yeah I think

00:43:14.920 A lot of us

00:43:15.480 Try to be

00:43:15.980 Jesus

00:43:16.260 I don't know

00:43:16.640 What I'm doing

00:43:17.200 But I think

00:43:18.080 A lot of us

00:43:18.660 Try to do our best

00:43:20.360 Yeah you're holding up

00:43:21.520 Windows

00:43:22.000 Not windows

00:43:22.640 Mirrors

00:43:23.140 To what we think

00:43:25.100 Say and do

00:43:25.820 And so it's a fundamental

00:43:27.300 Part I think

00:43:28.480 Of modern

00:43:29.020 Existence

00:43:30.600 Because without it

00:43:31.460 My gosh

00:43:32.220 How unpleasant

00:43:34.060 The world would be

00:43:34.980 It would be

00:43:35.480 With these perspectives

00:43:36.000 So that's my

00:43:36.620 I'm not just blowing smoke

00:43:37.640 I'm just saying

00:43:38.520 And you especially

00:43:40.120 Have a certain

00:43:41.240 Authentic honesty

00:43:42.560 That is palpable

00:43:43.920 And it's like

00:43:44.900 Whatever you say

00:43:45.740 I'm with you on

00:43:46.720 I feel you

00:43:47.600 I'm with you

00:43:48.120 This is what

00:43:48.500 You were saying

00:43:49.300 Do you feel

00:43:50.000 What the person

00:43:50.380 If I can't feel

00:43:51.080 What you're saying

00:43:51.600 Go home

00:43:52.220 Right

00:43:52.620 What are you doing

00:43:53.280 You just

00:43:53.640 Type it up

00:43:54.920 And text it to me

00:43:56.480 If I'm not looking

00:43:57.880 And you're in the eyes

00:43:58.660 You know

00:43:59.120 So okay

00:44:00.560 Yeah well it's helping me

00:44:01.480 Because it's like

00:44:02.040 I think I have a

00:44:03.380 I'm not like a naysayer

00:44:04.800 Of science

00:44:05.440 I love you know

00:44:06.280 I'm grateful for science

00:44:07.700 Because I exist

00:44:08.700 And I'm grateful

00:44:09.300 That the world exists

00:44:10.520 And that we're able

00:44:11.440 To have all types

00:44:12.160 Of different experiences

00:44:13.260 Of like caring

00:44:14.080 About each other

00:44:14.900 And getting to travel

00:44:16.200 And see different things

00:44:17.140 And that my eyes work

00:44:18.400 Like I'm super grateful

00:44:19.700 For science

00:44:20.420 I think sometimes

00:44:21.300 I get a

00:44:21.920 Like I have a fear

00:44:24.160 Sometimes of like

00:44:25.780 If anything's out of like

00:44:27.100 The video

00:44:28.220 Like out of like

00:44:28.960 Right here

00:44:29.640 Everything else can seem

00:44:30.980 A little bit questionable

00:44:32.200 You know

00:44:32.920 So I think it's just

00:44:34.200 You know

00:44:35.300 It's just probably

00:44:35.800 Yeah the questionable part

00:44:36.600 Is because you

00:44:37.200 You create your own

00:44:38.420 World view

00:44:39.020 Yeah

00:44:39.660 And you're

00:44:40.080 And you

00:44:40.380 Everything makes sense

00:44:41.360 To you

00:44:41.940 In your world view

00:44:42.920 And something's trying

00:44:43.900 To poke it

00:44:44.480 From the outside

00:44:45.300 You're understandably

00:44:47.060 Skeptical of it

00:44:47.900 Yeah I'm probably

00:44:49.120 Skeptical a lot

00:44:49.840 Or rejecting it

00:44:50.740 Because no

00:44:51.220 I got my thing

00:44:52.080 My situation

00:44:53.260 It works for me

00:44:54.840 Yeah

00:44:55.600 And I like to just

00:44:56.600 I like to daydream

00:44:57.680 And stuff you know

00:44:58.620 So science

00:44:59.800 Sometimes they want to

00:45:00.840 Really hey bro

00:45:01.640 You know

00:45:02.020 We need you to pull

00:45:02.660 These daydreams over here

00:45:03.880 And we got to tag them

00:45:05.380 You know

00:45:05.820 We need to get the weight

00:45:08.800 And the density

00:45:10.160 Of these daydreams

00:45:11.160 So we can have them

00:45:11.920 On file

00:45:12.520 So I respect it

00:45:14.100 And I'm really

00:45:15.320 Really grateful

00:45:15.860 That you're here

00:45:16.620 But yeah

00:45:18.360 So tell me about that

00:45:19.260 When you went into love

00:45:19.960 I'll tell you about love

00:45:20.460 So here it is

00:45:21.020 And this is a little geeky

00:45:22.140 Yeah

00:45:22.620 It's a geeky thing

00:45:23.400 So

00:45:24.340 All right

00:45:25.500 You can have a line

00:45:28.140 And you can measure

00:45:29.260 The length of the line

00:45:30.100 Okay

00:45:30.680 Inches

00:45:32.120 Whatever

00:45:32.420 Okay

00:45:32.820 That's the only thing

00:45:34.320 You can measure about it

00:45:35.160 There's no area

00:45:35.860 There's no volume

00:45:36.560 It's just a length

00:45:37.440 All right

00:45:38.520 Now I can

00:45:39.020 Add another line

00:45:40.480 At like right angles

00:45:41.460 To it

00:45:41.920 And when I do that

00:45:45.020 I can actually

00:45:46.520 Trace out a square

00:45:47.620 Okay

00:45:48.420 So now a square

00:45:50.340 Has more than just a length

00:45:51.680 It has area

00:45:52.480 Okay

00:45:53.900 There's area

00:45:54.420 Inside the square

00:45:55.260 And that area

00:45:56.340 Is defined by both axes

00:45:59.420 You need both

00:46:00.200 To get an area

00:46:01.060 Okay

00:46:01.820 All right

00:46:02.940 Let's add a third axis

00:46:05.020 Oh now

00:46:05.660 X, Y, now Z

00:46:06.940 Now you don't have a line

00:46:09.020 You don't have a square

00:46:09.660 What do you have?

00:46:10.120 You have a cube

00:46:10.940 Now I'm on mushrooms

00:46:12.120 I think

00:46:12.400 You have a cube

00:46:14.440 That's full

00:46:14.980 Each of these

00:46:15.660 Right

00:46:15.880 So now you're really

00:46:16.860 Is a dimension

00:46:17.160 Okay

00:46:17.580 So now watch

00:46:18.720 Now I can take that

00:46:20.280 To higher dimensions

00:46:21.200 But I won't

00:46:21.960 I'm going to stick to three

00:46:22.860 Okay

00:46:23.240 You can go to four

00:46:23.920 And five dimensions

00:46:24.540 Let's stick to three

00:46:25.460 So now you ask yourself

00:46:26.800 What do you care about

00:46:29.320 In a relationship?

00:46:31.480 Okay

00:46:31.820 You want the person

00:46:33.040 To look hot?

00:46:33.940 Nothing wrong with that

00:46:34.820 Make a note of that

00:46:36.500 Okay

00:46:37.140 You want the person

00:46:39.600 To be good in bed?

00:46:41.980 Okay

00:46:42.500 That's fine

00:46:44.100 Be honest with yourself

00:46:45.200 That's another

00:46:46.360 By the way

00:46:46.980 You can be hot

00:46:47.440 And not good in bed

00:46:48.200 Oh yeah

00:46:48.780 Or vice versa

00:46:49.520 Okay

00:46:49.880 So these are separate

00:46:51.660 Coordinates

00:46:53.600 Okay

00:46:54.820 Okay

00:46:55.240 So

00:46:55.740 All right

00:46:56.400 Now watch

00:46:56.680 Let's get a third one

00:46:57.860 You want the person

00:46:59.500 To be kind

00:47:00.420 Let's say

00:47:01.640 Kind

00:47:02.380 You don't want

00:47:03.020 An evil

00:47:03.400 Evil person

00:47:04.260 No

00:47:04.620 Okay

00:47:04.940 No

00:47:05.280 No

00:47:05.580 So each of these

00:47:06.840 Is completely separate

00:47:07.880 From the other

00:47:08.500 You can be beautiful

00:47:09.720 And evil

00:47:11.080 You can be ugly

00:47:12.660 And kind

00:47:13.640 You can be

00:47:14.340 But you care

00:47:15.080 About those three

00:47:15.820 Right

00:47:16.180 So now

00:47:16.780 Rate this person

00:47:18.280 From zero to ten

00:47:19.940 In those three categories

00:47:21.720 Just go ahead

00:47:22.340 And do that

00:47:22.780 So you say

00:47:23.660 Person's really kind

00:47:26.160 And they're great in bed

00:47:27.440 I'm only giving them a five

00:47:28.600 Okay

00:47:29.260 In looks

00:47:29.880 They're great in bed

00:47:30.720 And they're kind

00:47:31.280 All right

00:47:31.960 Here's what you do

00:47:32.820 You know how you get

00:47:33.260 The volume of a cube

00:47:34.520 You multiply x by y by z

00:47:36.920 Okay

00:47:37.720 The area of a square

00:47:39.200 Is x times y

00:47:40.940 The area of a

00:47:42.220 The volume of a cube

00:47:43.380 Is you multiply all three

00:47:44.540 I'm telling you

00:47:45.540 To take those three numbers

00:47:46.480 Multiply them together

00:47:47.640 You will get the volume

00:47:49.940 Of your love

00:47:51.940 The volume of what you care about

00:47:54.740 Okay

00:47:56.160 Dang

00:47:57.000 So now watch

00:47:57.980 Now here's my point

00:47:59.060 What you need to do

00:48:01.020 Is

00:48:02.240 Cause presumably

00:48:03.280 If you're in the field

00:48:04.420 There are different people out there

00:48:05.980 Get each person's volume

00:48:08.200 And go after the person

00:48:12.280 That has the largest volume

00:48:13.920 Because they might be higher

00:48:16.120 In one than the other

00:48:17.280 But if you really care about them

00:48:19.240 It's the total

00:48:20.440 The totality of that package

00:48:22.340 That matters

00:48:23.260 Especially

00:48:24.980 In a relationship

00:48:26.620 Those features

00:48:28.040 Don't always stay the same

00:48:29.460 They could vary

00:48:30.340 Yeah

00:48:30.740 Sometimes they grow

00:48:31.880 Some people get better looking

00:48:32.600 As they get older

00:48:33.320 Or they might

00:48:33.780 You might get more attracted to them

00:48:35.240 Or less attracted to them

00:48:35.800 Or less attracted to them

00:48:36.620 So there's variance there

00:48:37.300 They might learn different skills

00:48:38.640 Outdoor skills

00:48:39.180 But often some of them get less

00:48:40.860 You know

00:48:41.540 Yeah

00:48:42.100 It's a mix

00:48:42.780 It's a mix

00:48:43.640 So let's say they get a little less attractive

00:48:45.120 But the other bits were strong

00:48:47.040 So you have a volume

00:48:48.200 A strength of a larger volume

00:48:50.700 To work against

00:48:51.920 Okay

00:48:52.320 If things start shifting

00:48:54.720 Okay

00:48:55.560 In this

00:48:56.320 Okay

00:48:56.960 I'm telling you

00:48:58.380 You can take that to higher dimensions

00:48:59.840 So

00:49:00.500 What are they bad?

00:49:01.660 Are they hot?

00:49:03.180 Are they

00:49:03.460 Maybe a good sense of humor?

00:49:05.420 Something you might value

00:49:06.160 Oh yeah for sure

00:49:06.700 Okay

00:49:07.040 Are they

00:49:08.520 Curious?

00:49:10.640 Do they want to keep learning?

00:49:12.100 Okay

00:49:12.580 That's important

00:49:13.460 Do you value?

00:49:14.020 Of course

00:49:14.600 Why wouldn't it be?

00:49:16.060 All right

00:49:16.300 Because I want them to keep learning about me

00:49:18.000 Because

00:49:18.620 No that's just

00:49:19.280 No

00:49:19.580 That's selfish

00:49:20.240 They're going to stay interested

00:49:20.520 If they're curious

00:49:22.520 You're part of what they want to keep learning about

00:49:24.380 Okay that's fair

00:49:25.020 Don't focus on

00:49:25.680 Not bad

00:49:26.440 Dude

00:49:26.800 Come on there

00:49:27.080 No you're right

00:49:27.740 Okay

00:49:28.060 So

00:49:28.600 So I went around with a five dimensional

00:49:31.560 So in math we call it five dimensional vector space

00:49:35.320 And this is what you took in your love life

00:49:37.060 Yeah so that's what I did

00:49:38.160 Okay

00:49:38.780 So what I'm saying is

00:49:41.420 There could be someone

00:49:42.520 Who's the hottest person you've ever seen

00:49:44.420 And you could be distracted by that

00:49:48.600 And say I'm marrying that person

00:49:49.960 And then they're not so hot ten years from now

00:49:52.460 Or they get a little chubby

00:49:53.780 Whatever you're valuing or not valuing

00:49:55.520 Yeah they get kind of

00:49:56.020 And then all of a sudden

00:49:56.700 Everything you marry the person for isn't there anymore

00:49:59.560 And then you divorce seven years later

00:50:02.400 So you gotta look at that volume

00:50:04.000 Gotta look at the volume

00:50:05.220 And by the way

00:50:06.020 Be crass if you want to be crass

00:50:08.000 Do you want to marry someone who's wealthy?

00:50:09.940 Put that in there too

00:50:10.800 Put it in there

00:50:11.400 Okay

00:50:11.800 Don't be ashamed of that

00:50:13.380 Right

00:50:13.880 Because any one of these can change

00:50:15.680 People say

00:50:16.000 Oh I want just

00:50:17.220 That's shallow

00:50:18.160 You need a personality

00:50:19.320 People's personalities can change

00:50:20.660 Why are we sometimes ashamed

00:50:22.420 To look at the criteria we honestly want to look at

00:50:26.460 I got through that

00:50:28.600 I matured out of that

00:50:30.500 Because society wants you to not want that

00:50:34.220 And if someone is honest

00:50:36.280 I like your wealth

00:50:37.260 I enjoy it

00:50:38.020 And by the way

00:50:38.360 Wealth can go away too

00:50:39.440 In the same way you're looked

00:50:40.940 Yeah all the things can

00:50:41.100 All the things can

00:50:42.920 But if it matters too

00:50:44.500 Then it's one of the coordinates

00:50:45.700 In this volume

00:50:47.100 By the way

00:50:47.940 If any of those go to zero

00:50:50.800 Because the volume is a product

00:50:54.000 You're multiplying these numbers

00:50:55.320 Right

00:50:55.480 If any of them goes to zero

00:50:56.320 The volume goes to zero

00:50:58.060 Oh really?

00:50:59.220 Yes

00:50:59.740 Oh because you do

00:51:00.440 You're not adding them

00:51:01.480 You're multiplying them

00:51:02.920 Wow

00:51:03.220 So try to make sure

00:51:07.360 That the likelihood of it going to zero

00:51:10.620 Or if it does go to zero

00:51:12.080 If you don't matter

00:51:12.620 Then it shouldn't have been in the

00:51:13.680 Right

00:51:14.060 It has to be things

00:51:14.940 That nothing could go to zero

00:51:16.060 And if you do that

00:51:17.460 Then you're probably going to be picking things

00:51:18.960 That have some real value to you

00:51:22.380 Correct

00:51:22.760 Or overall value

00:51:24.020 Correct

00:51:24.340 Objective value

00:51:25.060 Or just be honest

00:51:26.000 I just want money

00:51:26.800 And if you went out of money

00:51:28.260 I'll divorce you

00:51:29.040 Right

00:51:29.260 But the person could be fun

00:51:30.860 And happy the whole other time

00:51:33.020 Oh yeah

00:51:33.440 They're buying sandwiches for everybody

00:51:35.060 Y'all are having a good time

00:51:36.240 Or whatever

00:51:36.680 You know

00:51:37.280 That's people are their own individuals

00:51:38.980 So what happened though

00:51:40.340 Why pass judgment on them

00:51:40.900 What happened when you got the lady

00:51:42.320 You invite her out

00:51:43.400 Where'd you take

00:51:44.000 Or where do you

00:51:44.580 Oh well we

00:51:46.220 You know

00:51:46.580 We were graduate students at the time

00:51:48.040 You know

00:51:48.440 Very poor

00:51:49.960 You know

00:51:50.300 So a big meal is like a $12

00:51:51.900 Oh yeah

00:51:53.000 Dish

00:51:53.880 And

00:51:54.620 So

00:51:56.400 Oh

00:51:57.940 I have to say this

00:51:59.300 If I'm airing all the things

00:52:01.060 So I took her for granted initially

00:52:03.940 Oh

00:52:04.520 And

00:52:05.400 And we broke up

00:52:06.640 Initially

00:52:07.360 And then I

00:52:07.900 And then like

00:52:08.980 Six months later

00:52:09.760 I said

00:52:09.880 What the hell did I just do

00:52:11.020 Oh my gosh

00:52:12.720 I went back to that volume

00:52:13.960 And I said

00:52:14.480 All these other people

00:52:15.340 Are not

00:52:15.780 Filling that volume

00:52:17.100 The way she did

00:52:18.040 And I was really sad

00:52:20.020 Did you go back to her

00:52:21.240 And tell her

00:52:21.580 I was

00:52:22.280 I could

00:52:22.820 Because I broke up

00:52:23.540 I can't

00:52:23.960 What are you going to

00:52:24.300 You can't do that

00:52:24.840 She

00:52:25.680 Knocked on my door

00:52:27.460 She came back to me

00:52:29.360 And what'd she say

00:52:30.240 And I don't remember

00:52:31.540 Because I was distracted

00:52:32.720 By the fact that

00:52:33.440 Oh my gosh

00:52:34.000 I have a second chance here

00:52:35.240 Wow

00:52:35.700 And so

00:52:36.300 On that second chance

00:52:37.660 That's when we moved in together

00:52:38.880 And got married

00:52:39.700 Three years later

00:52:40.380 And you didn't mess it up

00:52:41.300 The second time

00:52:41.880 No

00:52:42.140 No

00:52:42.560 No

00:52:43.260 And the strength of a marriage

00:52:44.960 Is

00:52:45.260 How big is that volume

00:52:47.920 Because yes

00:52:48.680 They will vary

00:52:49.380 And people will get crabby

00:52:50.620 And people

00:52:51.040 You know

00:52:51.840 There are things that will test it

00:52:54.020 Of course

00:52:54.720 What's something that you

00:52:56.040 And your wife like to do together

00:52:57.040 Is there anything like that

00:52:58.100 You feel like

00:52:58.980 Helps keep a marriage together

00:53:00.600 Over time

00:53:01.200 Is there any

00:53:01.740 You do things together

00:53:02.520 Yeah

00:53:02.880 And do new things together

00:53:04.260 So that you have a new memory

00:53:05.600 To add to the portfolio

00:53:07.020 If you always do the same old things

00:53:08.960 It can get

00:53:09.600 You know

00:53:10.320 You see the person

00:53:10.880 Every day of your life

00:53:12.000 Right

00:53:12.260 And so

00:53:12.720 So

00:53:13.580 Just make sure it grows

00:53:15.260 Have you taken

00:53:16.040 Do you guys take like classes

00:53:17.120 Or is there stuff like

00:53:18.100 Do you

00:53:19.980 Just take walks

00:53:21.560 Like what are some fun stuff

00:53:22.620 Yeah

00:53:22.740 We do take walks

00:53:23.840 In fact

00:53:24.560 I just take walks

00:53:25.380 With my ex-girlfriend

00:53:25.960 I liked it

00:53:26.480 Yeah walks are simple

00:53:27.700 They're low budget

00:53:28.480 Oh yeah

00:53:29.460 Honey I'm about to take you

00:53:31.220 On this walk

00:53:32.000 Every step sounds like

00:53:34.800 I'm saving money

00:53:35.680 Every single step

00:53:37.400 Let's go another block

00:53:38.760 Sure

00:53:39.060 It's an incidental fact

00:53:40.460 About it

00:53:41.240 Not the

00:53:41.680 Not the instrumental fact

00:53:43.720 Okay

00:53:44.680 Hey baby I love you

00:53:46.980 Because every step is cheap

00:53:48.360 No that's not

00:53:49.240 That's not gonna fly

00:53:50.040 Let's go another block

00:53:50.580 Is that why you're not married yet

00:53:51.980 It could be probably

00:53:53.760 I gotta start investing

00:53:55.660 More in my relationships

00:53:56.140 Here's the thing

00:53:56.700 All our fairy tales

00:53:58.080 You see the courtship

00:53:59.560 Which is so romantic

00:54:01.000 And beautiful

00:54:01.780 And

00:54:02.260 How do those fairy tales end

00:54:04.760 What's the final word

00:54:06.200 The final phrase

00:54:07.980 The end

00:54:08.560 No

00:54:08.960 Before that

00:54:09.720 Oh

00:54:10.100 Happily ever after

00:54:11.660 They live happily ever after

00:54:12.580 Wait a minute

00:54:13.860 Why don't you show me

00:54:15.220 Some of that

00:54:15.720 Oh yeah

00:54:16.440 That's true

00:54:17.340 Give me some

00:54:18.480 Hints

00:54:19.580 How do you pull that one off

00:54:21.460 Yeah like Rapunzel

00:54:22.340 They don't show you

00:54:23.000 That she's selling her hair

00:54:24.160 In China

00:54:24.840 You know what I'm saying

00:54:26.020 They don't show you

00:54:26.900 The odds and ends of it

00:54:29.620 They just leave that one out

00:54:30.500 So we're trained

00:54:32.400 In the courtship

00:54:33.900 And

00:54:34.200 They don't show you

00:54:34.660 That Snow White

00:54:35.380 As an opioid addiction

00:54:36.520 They don't show you

00:54:38.900 Some of the truth

00:54:39.820 Behind this stuff

00:54:41.180 Man

00:54:41.700 Dealing with actual life

00:54:43.760 Problems and challenges

00:54:45.020 Yeah

00:54:45.400 Or that

00:54:46.180 Goldilocks is in the

00:54:47.560 Bestiality

00:54:48.520 They don't show you

00:54:50.280 Some of the truths

00:54:51.300 Out there

00:54:51.900 Neil

00:54:52.320 Damn you're right bro

00:54:54.760 That's what I'm saying

00:54:55.740 They just gave us

00:54:57.160 Goldilocks is sleeping

00:54:58.260 With the bears

00:54:59.340 You know

00:54:59.880 It's whatever

00:55:00.440 I know

00:55:01.080 They don't tell you

00:55:01.860 That she has a crush

00:55:02.780 On Gail Sayers

00:55:04.220 You know

00:55:05.100 They don't tell you

00:55:06.360 She's out there

00:55:06.900 Been running around

00:55:07.540 With Jim McMahon

00:55:08.440 They don't tell you

00:55:10.180 All of that

00:55:10.760 Right

00:55:11.020 So we have no

00:55:12.640 No

00:55:13.720 Literary

00:55:14.920 Life experience

00:55:15.760 Even thinking about

00:55:17.120 What happens beyond

00:55:18.340 They lived happily

00:55:19.380 Over after

00:55:19.880 So you have to

00:55:21.200 Sort of discover that

00:55:22.340 On your own

00:55:22.920 Is that been

00:55:24.320 Is it

00:55:24.740 Do you feel like

00:55:25.500 Is it hard for you

00:55:26.360 To let

00:55:26.860 Is it

00:55:27.760 Is it just your

00:55:29.300 Was it just the brain

00:55:31.040 You were given

00:55:31.740 That made you

00:55:32.660 More scientific

00:55:34.040 Or was it

00:55:36.120 Do you feel like

00:55:37.940 Do you feel like

00:55:37.960 It was a

00:55:38.560 Nature or nurture

00:55:39.760 Like that you

00:55:40.340 Developed that

00:55:41.380 As a

00:55:42.280 Because it was

00:55:43.320 A skill that you

00:55:44.200 Needed to help

00:55:45.340 Process your own

00:55:46.400 Like life and

00:55:47.180 Childhood

00:55:47.640 That's an

00:55:48.240 Important and

00:55:49.340 Perceptive question

00:55:50.700 And I have to

00:55:51.640 Unpack that

00:55:52.180 Because you put a

00:55:52.700 Lot in that

00:55:53.120 One question

00:55:53.440 We talk about

00:55:53.900 That kind of

00:55:54.240 Stuff a lot

00:55:54.640 On this show

00:55:55.100 Excellent

00:55:55.380 I'll go there

00:55:55.860 Let me go there

00:55:56.320 Right now

00:55:56.880 So

00:55:57.380 Everyone wants

00:56:00.700 The secret

00:56:01.300 To things

00:56:02.000 What's the secret

00:56:02.800 To intelligence

00:56:03.320 Or the secret

00:56:03.800 To this

00:56:04.200 That implies

00:56:04.960 It's only one thing

00:56:06.000 And not something

00:56:06.800 More complex

00:56:07.840 And so

00:56:09.220 I remember

00:56:09.720 When I was a kid

00:56:10.420 This is a slight

00:56:11.140 Off ramp

00:56:11.600 But I hope

00:56:12.740 It's worth it

00:56:13.280 When I was a kid

00:56:14.080 It was in 7th grade

00:56:14.900 I did a book report

00:56:15.800 On Ponce de Leon

00:56:17.560 And he's the guy

00:56:19.060 The Spanish explorer

00:56:20.100 Who went into

00:56:20.800 South America

00:56:21.380 Searching for

00:56:21.980 The fountain of youth

00:56:22.900 Okay

00:56:24.240 You drink from it

00:56:25.420 And you have

00:56:25.780 Eternal life

00:56:26.440 And I remember

00:56:27.120 Reading that

00:56:27.700 And then I say

00:56:28.180 That idiot

00:56:29.320 Why would he even

00:56:30.000 Think that exists

00:56:31.020 He's gonna commit

00:56:32.280 An entire voyage

00:56:33.360 To believe

00:56:34.460 That there's just

00:56:35.700 Some elixir

00:56:37.600 Coming out of the ground

00:56:39.280 And he lives forever

00:56:40.400 Really

00:56:40.980 A full grown

00:56:42.400 Human being

00:56:43.160 Believe this

00:56:44.200 I was thinking

00:56:45.080 To my

00:56:45.360 I was already

00:56:45.880 I was a geeky kid

00:56:46.740 Okay

00:56:47.120 I'm 12

00:56:48.940 I think at this point

00:56:49.860 But I did the book

00:56:50.880 Report on him

00:56:51.620 And then I noticed

00:56:53.320 As I got older

00:56:54.200 This is

00:56:56.100 Something deep

00:56:57.220 Within us

00:56:57.940 Nobody actually

00:57:00.060 Wants to do

00:57:00.720 The hard work

00:57:01.640 To improve

00:57:02.800 Their health

00:57:03.360 To live longer

00:57:04.460 Healthier lives

00:57:05.640 They want

00:57:06.400 The instant fix

00:57:07.840 Yeah

00:57:08.160 And realizing

00:57:09.440 That Ponce de Leon

00:57:10.380 Was looking for

00:57:11.040 The fountain of youth

00:57:11.920 Allowed me to see

00:57:13.940 What people were doing

00:57:15.160 I'm old enough

00:57:16.680 To remember

00:57:17.120 Yogurt

00:57:17.820 Eat yogurt

00:57:18.520 That you live forever

00:57:19.400 Dan had a commercial

00:57:20.400 With centagenarians

00:57:21.660 Eating yogurt

00:57:22.480 Oh yeah

00:57:22.920 Okay

00:57:23.160 I remember

00:57:23.640 Mom would eat

00:57:24.300 The yogurt

00:57:24.720 I'd be like

00:57:25.140 Damn mom's

00:57:25.840 Gonna be around

00:57:26.580 But that's

00:57:27.020 What I'm saying

00:57:27.500 So you

00:57:28.040 We're

00:57:28.860 We want

00:57:30.900 There to be

00:57:31.700 Quick fixes

00:57:32.660 For things

00:57:33.340 And quick answers

00:57:34.460 And quick solutions

00:57:36.280 What's the latest

00:57:37.560 Kale

00:57:38.440 Kale

00:57:38.820 Eat

00:57:39.060 Did you eat

00:57:39.920 Your kale today

00:57:40.600 No

00:57:40.920 If not

00:57:41.360 You would die

00:57:41.940 You would die

00:57:42.560 A miserable death

00:57:43.580 Okay

00:57:44.160 You'll be dead

00:57:44.900 By noon

00:57:45.380 Yeah

00:57:45.640 There's definitely

00:57:46.700 And kale

00:57:47.560 Is so hard

00:57:49.800 To eat

00:57:50.220 Kale feels

00:57:51.360 Like it does

00:57:51.840 Not want you

00:57:52.380 Eating it

00:57:52.880 I like kale

00:57:53.660 If you had

00:57:54.020 Bacon to it

00:57:54.820 Yeah

00:57:55.160 Hell up

00:57:56.600 I ain't saying

00:57:57.880 Nothing but

00:57:58.740 It is what

00:58:00.020 It is baby

00:58:00.980 They knew that

00:58:02.280 With collard greens

00:58:03.160 To put in a ham

00:58:04.220 Haft

00:58:04.720 You wanna eat

00:58:05.920 Leaves

00:58:06.540 Put some

00:58:08.360 Dead animal

00:58:08.920 In that stuff

00:58:09.460 I mean

00:58:09.480 Yeah

00:58:09.920 Dude you can

00:58:12.800 Put bacon

00:58:13.360 Under a damn

00:58:13.960 Corpse

00:58:14.460 And I'll

00:58:14.760 Fucking have

00:58:15.200 A little

00:58:15.580 Actually

00:58:17.760 You know what

00:58:19.200 Cannibals called humans

00:58:21.480 Long pig

00:58:22.900 Really

00:58:23.660 Yeah

00:58:24.220 Because of all the animals

00:58:26.300 That you would eat

00:58:27.100 Humans and pigs

00:58:28.120 Come closest

00:58:28.980 Man I could see it

00:58:30.220 But it tastes like bacon

00:58:30.980 You have to cure it

00:58:31.660 And do the things

00:58:32.320 Whatever

00:58:32.520 But anyhow

00:58:33.120 I'd have some cured human

00:58:34.720 A little

00:58:35.020 Yeah I'm just saying

00:58:35.980 Would you have any

00:58:36.660 If I were starving

00:58:38.600 I mean I have

00:58:39.120 You know

00:58:39.460 I have

00:58:39.940 I see you dog

00:58:42.640 No no no

00:58:43.120 I'm starving

00:58:43.580 Hey bro

00:58:44.240 No wait wait

00:58:44.700 If I'm in a mountain

00:58:45.520 And help is not coming

00:58:47.100 And people died

00:58:47.940 In the plane wreck

00:58:48.580 Otherwise we will

00:58:49.420 Starve to death

00:58:49.940 I'm eating me

00:58:50.600 Some dead humans

00:58:51.300 That is the

00:58:52.080 That is an

00:58:52.680 I'm not thinking

00:58:53.900 What are you eating first

00:58:55.100 What part you think

00:58:56.120 Muscle tissue

00:58:58.140 I would say

00:58:58.740 You know

00:58:59.040 The bicep maybe

00:59:00.100 Or

00:59:00.340 Or I would

00:59:01.380 I would take my cue

00:59:02.320 From

00:59:02.740 From just what

00:59:04.220 You get in the store

00:59:05.280 Ribs are some good

00:59:06.680 Eating

00:59:07.320 I love ribs

00:59:08.080 Yeah

00:59:09.540 Yeah so no

00:59:10.440 I wouldn't hesitate

00:59:11.140 This is not about morals

00:59:12.480 It's about survival

00:59:13.200 So

00:59:13.820 So

00:59:14.160 But

00:59:14.580 By the way

00:59:15.380 If there's a pig

00:59:16.020 Over there

00:59:16.300 I'm eating a pig

00:59:17.140 I'm not eating

00:59:17.640 A dead human

00:59:18.200 Yeah that would be weird

00:59:19.060 If you're like

00:59:19.540 I'm gonna have Randy

00:59:21.720 Instead of Pumbaa

00:59:25.120 I'm eating Pumbaa

00:59:26.160 Okay

00:59:26.620 Pumbaa ain't surviving

00:59:28.000 The day

00:59:28.520 Okay

00:59:29.300 So

00:59:30.680 That would be crazy

00:59:31.540 There's one dude

00:59:32.440 At the plane crash

00:59:33.240 And he just wants

00:59:34.060 To keep eating the people

00:59:35.280 Like

00:59:35.640 But dude we have

00:59:36.480 And pigs and cows

00:59:37.500 And turkeys

00:59:38.140 And chickens

00:59:39.220 What are you doing

00:59:40.220 It crashes on a farm

00:59:44.400 Right

00:59:44.780 Yeah

00:59:45.480 And he's still

00:59:46.220 Yeah

00:59:46.540 It crashes at a 7-Eleven

00:59:48.720 And he's still over there

00:59:50.140 Cutting up an old lady

00:59:51.380 They got some creeps

00:59:53.080 Out there man

00:59:53.960 So

00:59:54.480 Now I'm completely distracted

00:59:55.920 What the hell

00:59:56.440 Was I talking about

00:59:57.120 What were we talking about

00:59:57.460 Zach

00:59:57.720 I

00:59:59.880 I don't

01:00:01.100 We kind of went

01:00:01.640 You were talking about

01:00:02.540 You know

01:00:02.920 I don't know

01:00:03.860 You started about bacon

01:00:04.800 It's been a long road

01:00:06.720 I don't know

01:00:07.360 It has

01:00:07.820 No we were talking about love

01:00:09.880 Love

01:00:10.400 No we got off

01:00:11.040 We

01:00:11.260 Okay

01:00:12.160 We evolved

01:00:14.040 Evolved

01:00:14.600 Off of love

01:00:15.220 Oh I remember

01:00:16.680 How do I

01:00:17.280 How did I become me

01:00:18.500 Okay

01:00:19.120 Oh yeah

01:00:19.700 So did this

01:00:20.280 Yeah

01:00:20.780 Did you

01:00:21.120 Do you think

01:00:21.800 You developed a sense

01:00:22.820 For science

01:00:23.420 Out of nature

01:00:24.100 Or nurture

01:00:24.620 So watch

01:00:25.220 So

01:00:26.020 I'm

01:00:27.420 Walking through life

01:00:29.520 Watching people

01:00:30.640 Want to believe

01:00:32.400 That simple things

01:00:34.640 Will fix everything

01:00:36.000 Those are the

01:00:37.060 YouTube

01:00:37.840 Ads

01:00:40.220 That get your attention

01:00:41.340 You've been doing

01:00:43.300 Too many sit ups

01:00:44.240 Just do this

01:00:45.120 And you'll have

01:00:45.660 Ripped abs

01:00:46.340 Just eat this

01:00:47.780 Drink this

01:00:48.500 And it'll be

01:00:49.280 And you don't have

01:00:50.140 To do any of that work

01:00:51.060 And I thought to myself

01:00:52.460 There must be something

01:00:54.100 Deep within us

01:00:55.080 That just wants to be lazy

01:00:56.840 About what

01:00:58.140 Our accomplishments

01:00:59.420 Our accomplishments

01:01:00.420 Okay

01:01:00.740 Yeah

01:01:01.080 But

01:01:01.340 That's a kind of

01:01:02.500 An off ramp

01:01:02.960 Just to say

01:01:03.600 I'm not

01:01:05.540 I don't care about

01:01:06.900 Nature or nurture

01:01:07.720 What I care about

01:01:08.940 Is that whatever you are

01:01:10.080 You know

01:01:12.120 You can improve it

01:01:14.500 You know this

01:01:16.340 In practically

01:01:17.960 Everything we do

01:01:19.460 You get better at it

01:01:21.560 From trying

01:01:22.560 From practicing

01:01:24.080 In practically

01:01:25.760 Everything we do

01:01:27.480 So I'm not going to say

01:01:28.780 Nature or nurture

01:01:29.680 People say

01:01:31.340 Oh well

01:01:31.800 Michael Phelps

01:01:32.600 He's got really

01:01:33.960 Flex

01:01:34.320 Big feet

01:01:34.980 That flap

01:01:35.540 For swimming

01:01:36.620 And he can flap

01:01:37.520 He's got webbed fingers

01:01:38.880 I don't know

01:01:39.220 He's a long pig

01:01:39.900 Okay

01:01:40.260 He's a long pig

01:01:41.100 I don't know

01:01:42.400 But they'll say

01:01:43.380 Whatever they will

01:01:43.940 About his body

01:01:44.520 But wait a minute

01:01:45.320 He's in the water

01:01:48.240 30 hours a week

01:01:49.580 Yeah

01:01:49.900 Did you factor that in

01:01:51.580 Is that

01:01:52.360 Where's that

01:01:53.140 In your equation

01:01:54.120 Right

01:01:54.580 For him succeeding

01:01:55.440 How about that

01:01:57.740 Okay

01:01:58.780 So

01:01:59.680 Generally

01:02:00.740 You part the curtains

01:02:01.660 Someone's working

01:02:02.360 Really hard

01:02:03.020 At what might

01:02:04.000 Look easy to them

01:02:05.460 That they have accomplished

01:02:06.580 Right

01:02:07.060 So I

01:02:07.560 And I don't think

01:02:08.240 That about you

01:02:08.840 I feel like

01:02:09.260 You've obviously

01:02:09.840 Put in

01:02:10.460 The

01:02:11.060 What is it

01:02:12.340 The hours

01:02:13.060 That it takes

01:02:13.620 To have your credibility

01:02:14.920 So let me get back

01:02:16.180 To your point

01:02:16.820 But when you were a kid

01:02:17.840 I'm wondering

01:02:18.400 It's very simple

01:02:19.240 It's very simple

01:02:20.660 All kids are curious

01:02:22.180 About everything

01:02:22.840 They overturn rocks

01:02:24.780 And you know

01:02:25.880 Poke things

01:02:26.700 And generally

01:02:27.600 Create chaos

01:02:28.440 At home

01:02:28.900 And most of what

01:02:30.380 Parents do

01:02:31.020 Is they spend

01:02:31.540 The first years

01:02:32.320 Of the kid's life

01:02:33.160 Teaching them

01:02:33.720 To walk and talk

01:02:34.520 And then the rest

01:02:35.600 Of their life

01:02:35.880 Tell them to shut up

01:02:36.680 And sit down

01:02:37.260 Because

01:02:38.020 Wherever they go

01:02:39.480 They make a mess

01:02:40.040 But that mess

01:02:40.760 The parents think

01:02:41.800 They're making a mess

01:02:42.640 But no they're not

01:02:44.420 These are the results

01:02:46.140 Of experiments

01:02:47.020 They've been doing

01:02:47.780 Yeah

01:02:48.000 To discover

01:02:49.280 The operations

01:02:50.080 Of nature

01:02:50.720 If you happen

01:02:52.220 To leave an egg

01:02:53.060 Up on the counter

01:02:53.860 And a little toddler

01:02:54.900 Because you're making breakfast

01:02:55.920 And a toddler

01:02:56.700 Is reaching up

01:02:57.260 You say

01:02:57.380 No don't touch that

01:02:58.560 And I'm saying

01:03:00.180 No let them grab it

01:03:01.380 Let them

01:03:02.280 What did the egg cost you

01:03:04.280 Last I checked

01:03:05.520 40 cents

01:03:06.180 At most

01:03:06.720 Watch

01:03:07.520 You know

01:03:09.140 The egg

01:03:09.720 Is going to end up

01:03:10.240 Breaking

01:03:10.500 But so what

01:03:11.640 The kid starts

01:03:12.440 Playing with the egg

01:03:13.480 Yeah

01:03:13.840 And then they do

01:03:15.120 Something with it

01:03:15.640 And then it breaks

01:03:16.460 That's interesting

01:03:17.700 Something can be hard

01:03:19.820 Yet fragile

01:03:21.420 Hmm

01:03:22.120 How many things

01:03:23.300 In life are that

01:03:24.160 Most of life

01:03:25.280 Eggs

01:03:26.380 Are hard

01:03:27.920 No most things

01:03:28.720 Are solid

01:03:29.240 This is hard

01:03:30.000 And not fragile

01:03:30.700 But a lot of

01:03:31.340 Experiences

01:03:31.960 In the world

01:03:32.520 And stuff

01:03:32.940 I mean

01:03:33.320 Well no

01:03:34.360 That's you

01:03:34.660 Thinking emotional

01:03:35.600 I'm talking about

01:03:36.220 Physical objects

01:03:37.000 Now at this point

01:03:37.880 The egg is hard

01:03:39.000 But fragile

01:03:39.800 Okay

01:03:40.480 And so

01:03:41.700 That's

01:03:42.140 They'll learn about that

01:03:42.840 Very fascinating

01:03:43.300 And it's brittle

01:03:44.060 It doesn't bend

01:03:45.640 It breaks

01:03:46.600 Yeah

01:03:47.080 Okay

01:03:47.560 So these are

01:03:48.500 Structural properties

01:03:50.020 Of organic

01:03:51.560 Substances

01:03:52.740 Alright

01:03:53.160 And then what's inside

01:03:54.500 There's this

01:03:55.000 Transparent

01:03:55.660 Goopy stuff

01:03:56.460 And there's a

01:03:57.200 Yellow thing

01:03:57.900 What is that

01:03:59.000 And then you tell them

01:03:59.680 That might have been

01:04:00.920 A chicken

01:04:01.400 Oh my gosh

01:04:03.260 Blow their minds

01:04:04.180 Blow their minds

01:04:05.140 And by the way

01:04:05.780 You see that

01:04:06.460 Colorless stuff

01:04:07.720 If I heat it

01:04:09.180 It turns white

01:04:10.560 You can watch it

01:04:12.080 Change color

01:04:12.860 In front of your eyes

01:04:13.920 There's seven

01:04:15.240 Science experiments

01:04:16.300 To do

01:04:16.860 With the kid

01:04:17.540 Reaching for the egg

01:04:18.340 That you didn't

01:04:18.740 Want them to touch

01:04:19.360 And you just

01:04:20.160 Squashed that

01:04:21.120 Because you don't

01:04:22.060 Want to use the

01:04:22.640 40 cents

01:04:23.300 Yeah

01:04:23.640 Because you want

01:04:24.080 To have a damn

01:04:24.540 Quiche for yourself

01:04:25.340 Okay

01:04:25.760 The president of

01:04:26.620 Harvard once said

01:04:27.540 When people complained

01:04:28.980 Why are you charging

01:04:29.580 So much for education

01:04:30.320 He said

01:04:30.680 If you think

01:04:31.300 The cost of education

01:04:32.340 Is high

01:04:32.840 You should try

01:04:34.060 The cost of ignorance

01:04:35.180 That's even higher

01:04:37.480 Okay

01:04:38.400 So

01:04:39.220 All I'm saying is

01:04:40.580 That curiosity

01:04:42.280 Is beaten out of us

01:04:43.220 By the time

01:04:43.740 We're in middle school

01:04:44.380 If you retain

01:04:46.020 That curiosity

01:04:46.880 That rampant curiosity

01:04:48.960 You're a scientist

01:04:50.940 A scientist is a kid

01:04:53.000 Who grew up physically

01:04:54.520 But not emotionally

01:04:55.640 Not mentally

01:04:56.540 If I see

01:04:58.200 Hey what is that

01:04:59.140 Let me poke that

01:04:59.800 Let me see what's

01:05:00.420 Behind it

01:05:01.000 And it doesn't

01:05:01.860 Have to be

01:05:02.200 A physical object

01:05:03.040 It could be

01:05:03.460 Like fictional objects

01:05:04.960 I watched the Thor movie

01:05:06.720 And I'm saying

01:05:07.760 Gee I want to know

01:05:08.520 How much does that

01:05:09.800 Hammer weigh

01:05:10.380 I'm still curious

01:05:12.100 Okay

01:05:12.740 What does that

01:05:13.340 Hammer weigh

01:05:13.820 And I heard

01:05:14.300 A sentence

01:05:15.100 In the movie

01:05:16.280 That enabled me

01:05:17.660 To calculate

01:05:18.200 How much is

01:05:18.720 Hammer weighed

01:05:19.180 Wow

01:05:19.800 They say

01:05:20.720 Hammer forged

01:05:22.100 In the heart

01:05:22.600 Of a dying star

01:05:23.500 Oh my gosh

01:05:24.540 I'm an astrophysicist

01:05:25.560 We deal in dying stars

01:05:27.020 I got this

01:05:27.800 Hide some dense stuff

01:05:29.140 Going on in a dying star

01:05:30.400 I filled out the density

01:05:31.740 And I tweeted it

01:05:33.320 And I said

01:05:34.540 If Thor's hammer

01:05:35.420 Is made

01:05:36.100 Of the

01:05:36.880 In the way

01:05:37.440 The movie says

01:05:38.360 It has the

01:05:40.020 Weight

01:05:40.820 Of a herd

01:05:42.540 Of 300 million elephants

01:05:44.380 Oh

01:05:44.920 That's why nobody

01:05:46.360 Could pick it up

01:05:46.840 The Hulk couldn't pick it up

01:05:47.980 You need the magical powers

01:05:49.720 Of Thor to do it

01:05:51.400 I saw Lou Frigno

01:05:52.860 At the post office

01:05:53.580 One time

01:05:54.140 Lou Frigno

01:05:54.720 The original TV Hulk

01:05:55.980 Yeah the original

01:05:56.440 And his wife

01:05:57.420 Was making him

01:05:57.940 Move boxes around

01:05:58.860 He was all pissed

01:05:59.640 And I'm like

01:06:00.180 You're the freaking Hulk

01:06:01.560 Man

01:06:02.020 Move a couple of boxes

01:06:04.060 He's got to be green

01:06:05.380 To do that

01:06:06.040 Dude

01:06:06.640 Get with the program

01:06:08.080 He was without his paint

01:06:09.700 But watch what happened

01:06:10.620 Okay

01:06:11.000 Because I'm in the

01:06:11.640 Geekiverse

01:06:12.120 Yeah yeah

01:06:12.820 I'm thinking

01:06:13.280 If you tweet that

01:06:14.640 I'm like nerd alert

01:06:15.420 I tweeted that out

01:06:16.420 That was a total

01:06:17.000 Nerd alert

01:06:18.200 And then

01:06:19.380 I got out nerded

01:06:21.220 No

01:06:21.560 Somebody said

01:06:22.760 Dr. Tyson is wrong

01:06:24.860 About this calculation

01:06:26.240 Okay

01:06:26.900 So yeah

01:06:28.120 I got totally smoked

01:06:29.460 On this one

01:06:30.000 So what happened was

01:06:31.460 In 1991

01:06:32.600 Marvel issued

01:06:33.760 A Thor's Hammer

01:06:34.560 Trading card

01:06:35.480 Where they said

01:06:37.120 Thor's Hammer

01:06:37.680 Is made of a

01:06:38.300 Fictional material

01:06:39.020 And it weighs

01:06:41.180 Precisely 42.3 pounds

01:06:43.120 Oh

01:06:43.820 So they kind of cheated

01:06:45.660 Well yeah

01:06:47.060 They cheated science

01:06:47.820 Yeah yeah

01:06:48.440 But

01:06:48.900 I'm getting to

01:06:51.800 Your earlier point

01:06:52.640 I wanted my answer

01:06:54.480 To be true

01:06:55.120 Right

01:06:55.540 I think it's a way

01:06:56.760 Better answer

01:06:57.520 Than 42.3 pounds

01:06:59.860 But it's wrong

01:07:00.940 In the canon

01:07:02.520 In the Marvel canon

01:07:03.480 It's just simply wrong

01:07:04.560 And you gotta know

01:07:05.520 When to hold them

01:07:06.380 When to fold them

01:07:08.520 And when to

01:07:09.320 What's the third one

01:07:09.940 And when to walk

01:07:10.680 When to walk away

01:07:11.920 When to run

01:07:12.780 I think

01:07:13.060 Oh run

01:07:13.500 Yeah

01:07:14.400 And that's I think

01:07:16.040 Usually around

01:07:16.880 Alimony

01:07:17.540 Yeah yeah

01:07:18.240 Hold them

01:07:18.600 Fold them

01:07:19.000 Run

01:07:19.200 So

01:07:19.800 So

01:07:20.960 That's an example

01:07:22.100 Of still being curious

01:07:23.320 Into adulthood

01:07:23.920 And all scientists

01:07:25.540 Are like that

01:07:26.120 So

01:07:26.400 So no

01:07:27.220 It's not nurture nature

01:07:28.400 It's

01:07:28.920 Did you

01:07:29.880 Protect your curiosity

01:07:31.540 In childhood

01:07:32.860 If not

01:07:33.580 You'll ossify

01:07:34.980 I love that word

01:07:35.760 You'll harden

01:07:36.400 In your own beliefs

01:07:37.780 You won't even

01:07:39.360 Seek out

01:07:40.320 Things that might

01:07:42.020 Conflict with

01:07:42.700 What you think

01:07:43.360 Is true

01:07:43.840 Because you're

01:07:45.040 Comfortable where you are

01:07:46.700 Right

01:07:46.980 You know what it is

01:07:47.720 We wanna be

01:07:49.500 Where we are

01:07:50.060 We wanna be

01:07:50.600 So here it is

01:07:51.240 Well yeah

01:07:51.620 You get

01:07:51.900 You want to

01:07:52.600 Yeah you get

01:07:53.120 From a place

01:07:53.740 Of like I'm right

01:07:55.000 And it's funny

01:07:55.960 Cause I don't really

01:07:56.560 Like being in that place

01:07:57.800 Even

01:07:58.080 There's part of me

01:07:58.820 That does like it

01:07:59.780 Because it feels

01:08:01.060 Like I'm winning

01:08:02.400 But there's another

01:08:03.980 Part of me

01:08:04.620 That knows

01:08:05.420 It's not helpful

01:08:06.500 To me

01:08:07.100 As a

01:08:08.580 Evolving human

01:08:09.840 Which wins

01:08:10.360 Sometimes one

01:08:12.500 Wins sometimes the other

01:08:13.420 I think sometimes

01:08:14.160 One wins

01:08:15.000 Sometimes the other

01:08:15.400 But I'm grateful

01:08:16.140 That

01:08:16.580 That I

01:08:18.240 Have

01:08:19.060 That I have

01:08:19.820 Awareness of both

01:08:20.620 And I do find my

01:08:21.660 Awareness

01:08:22.060 That's half the effort

01:08:22.780 By the way

01:08:23.220 If you know

01:08:24.040 That this is going on

01:08:25.040 You're there

01:08:25.920 And I'm grateful

01:08:26.640 That the one

01:08:27.260 Does

01:08:27.620 Does battle

01:08:28.360 A lot of times

01:08:29.060 And say

01:08:29.480 You know

01:08:30.220 I know you want

01:08:31.140 To sit right here

01:08:32.320 With this

01:08:33.140 But

01:08:34.140 There's

01:08:35.200 You

01:08:35.940 It's only

01:08:36.880 Fair

01:08:37.220 If you look

01:08:37.720 At more

01:08:38.100 To the story

01:08:38.880 I think

01:08:39.720 I quoted

01:08:40.120 It's only fair

01:08:40.260 To myself

01:08:40.820 Too

01:08:41.160 There's a guy

01:08:42.700 Named Walter

01:08:43.260 Badge

01:08:44.220 I think is his name

01:08:45.720 I quote him

01:08:46.400 In the book

01:08:46.800 And I think

01:08:47.540 This is the right

01:08:48.020 Quote

01:08:48.220 Where he said

01:08:48.820 There's no greater

01:08:49.720 Pain of the human

01:08:51.060 Existence

01:08:52.500 Than the prospect

01:08:53.480 Of having a new

01:08:54.380 Idea

01:08:54.860 Because

01:08:56.260 It would just

01:08:57.260 Conflict

01:08:57.820 With what you

01:08:58.700 Who you are

01:08:59.320 And how you've

01:08:59.780 Defined yourself

01:09:00.720 So

01:09:01.560 Why do we want

01:09:03.000 To be

01:09:03.220 Why do we want

01:09:03.840 To stay

01:09:04.380 Why do we want

01:09:05.680 To have that

01:09:06.140 Definition

01:09:06.640 I think I know

01:09:07.340 Why

01:09:07.580 It's comfortable

01:09:08.260 Here it is

01:09:08.880 Here it is

01:09:09.320 You ready

01:09:09.500 You must have

01:09:09.940 Been the worst

01:09:10.360 Person in class

01:09:10.940 You must have

01:09:11.740 Been like

01:09:12.140 No no no

01:09:12.800 Every time

01:09:13.480 The teacher's like

01:09:14.460 Does anybody

01:09:15.500 Have an idea

01:09:16.580 You must have

01:09:18.440 Brought a fake

01:09:19.120 Hand

01:09:19.560 And just

01:09:20.180 Put it on your

01:09:21.560 Desk

01:09:21.920 Straight up

01:09:22.680 Every time

01:09:23.460 Every time

01:09:24.000 So no

01:09:24.820 I'm

01:09:25.320 So here's

01:09:26.180 What I think

01:09:26.540 Is going

01:09:26.820 On

01:09:27.060 You know

01:09:28.820 The Alice

01:09:29.240 Cooper song

01:09:29.880 I don't know

01:09:30.560 The title

01:09:30.860 Of it

01:09:31.080 But I know

01:09:31.420 The lyric

01:09:31.860 School's

01:09:32.920 Out for

01:09:33.720 Summer

01:09:34.380 School's

01:09:35.840 Out for

01:09:36.700 Ever

01:09:37.200 Okay

01:09:37.880 This is

01:09:38.660 A celebration

01:09:39.840 Of not

01:09:41.840 Learning

01:09:42.180 And we

01:09:44.700 Know people

01:09:45.360 If not

01:09:45.740 Ourselves

01:09:46.360 On

01:09:46.780 At the end

01:09:47.360 Of the school

01:09:47.800 Day

01:09:48.040 We can't

01:09:48.580 Wait for

01:09:48.960 The alarm

01:09:49.740 To go

01:09:50.000 Off

01:09:50.200 At the end

01:09:50.540 Of the day

01:09:50.780 Or the

01:09:51.580 Friday

01:09:52.280 Comes

01:09:52.680 Or

01:09:53.020 More likely

01:09:54.620 The last

01:09:55.720 Day of

01:09:56.000 School

01:09:56.360 In the

01:09:57.180 Summer

01:09:57.520 Say

01:09:58.280 School's

01:09:58.900 Out

01:09:59.220 And you

01:09:59.900 Toss your

01:10:00.460 Books in

01:10:00.860 The air

01:10:01.360 And you

01:10:02.080 Run down

01:10:02.540 The steps

01:10:03.140 And I'm

01:10:04.180 Thinking to

01:10:04.640 Myself

01:10:05.100 Your only

01:10:06.720 Job

01:10:07.280 Was to

01:10:08.180 Learn

01:10:08.720 About this

01:10:09.920 Beautiful

01:10:10.340 World

01:10:10.940 About this

01:10:11.880 Majestic

01:10:12.400 Universe

01:10:12.880 And you're

01:10:13.880 Celebrating

01:10:14.820 Not learning

01:10:15.940 And so

01:10:17.040 I'm not

01:10:17.460 Going to

01:10:17.640 Blame the

01:10:17.980 People

01:10:18.280 I'm

01:10:19.120 Going to

01:10:19.240 Blame

01:10:19.400 The school

01:10:19.920 Because if

01:10:21.080 I have

01:10:21.600 You for

01:10:21.940 Six hours

01:10:22.520 A day

01:10:23.000 And you

01:10:23.620 Come out

01:10:24.200 And you'd

01:10:24.820 Rather

01:10:25.120 Not be

01:10:25.940 There

01:10:26.400 I have

01:10:27.180 Failed

01:10:27.880 Not in a

01:10:28.960 Literal grade

01:10:29.500 Sense

01:10:29.800 As a

01:10:30.240 Teacher

01:10:30.540 I have

01:10:31.140 Failed

01:10:31.420 The system

01:10:32.160 You know

01:10:33.380 What should

01:10:33.640 Be happening

01:10:34.060 In school

01:10:34.520 I shouldn't

01:10:34.940 Be loading

01:10:35.400 You with

01:10:35.940 Textbooks

01:10:36.660 With

01:10:36.920 Bold

01:10:38.240 Face

01:10:38.600 Vocabulary

01:10:39.480 Words that

01:10:40.060 You memorize

01:10:40.520 Once for

01:10:41.580 The exam

01:10:42.140 Before you

01:10:42.900 Move on

01:10:43.220 No

01:10:43.380 No

01:10:43.520 I should

01:10:44.540 Figure out

01:10:45.040 A way

01:10:45.400 To make

01:10:46.260 You

01:10:46.400 Excited

01:10:47.160 About

01:10:47.940 Everything

01:10:48.460 You

01:10:48.760 Learn

01:10:49.200 So that

01:10:50.220 At the

01:10:50.540 End of

01:10:50.800 The school

01:10:51.120 Day

01:10:51.300 You're

01:10:51.580 Sad

01:10:52.400 To walk

01:10:53.140 Out of

01:10:53.440 Imagine the

01:10:57.060 World that

01:10:58.020 Would be

01:10:58.840 And you know

01:10:59.880 What schools

01:11:00.340 Should do

01:11:00.860 It's not

01:11:01.960 Let me load

01:11:02.520 You with

01:11:02.820 Knowledge

01:11:03.220 It's

01:11:03.600 Let me

01:11:04.200 Prepare you

01:11:05.440 To be a

01:11:06.320 Lifelong learner

01:11:07.280 So that

01:11:08.120 This curiosity

01:11:09.000 That we

01:11:09.420 Have infused

01:11:10.160 In you

01:11:10.660 In kindergarten

01:11:11.600 Through 12

01:11:12.400 Or kindergarten

01:11:13.140 Through 16

01:11:14.000 If you're in

01:11:15.360 College there

01:11:15.800 Whatever

01:11:16.320 When you

01:11:16.960 Come out

01:11:17.500 That is

01:11:18.680 Just the

01:11:19.360 Beginning

01:11:19.940 Of the

01:11:21.260 Flame

01:11:21.760 That will

01:11:22.500 Course within

01:11:23.460 You for the

01:11:23.940 Rest of

01:11:24.280 Your life

01:11:24.620 Because you

01:11:25.160 Will spend

01:11:25.500 Much more

01:11:26.000 Time

01:11:26.340 Not in

01:11:27.100 School

01:11:27.460 Than you

01:11:28.080 Ever

01:11:28.380 Did

01:11:28.800 In

01:11:29.220 School

01:11:29.560 And once

01:11:30.340 Again

01:11:30.540 I'll use

01:11:30.860 The word

01:11:31.100 If you

01:11:31.540 Ossify

01:11:32.280 In your

01:11:33.360 Knowledge

01:11:33.800 By getting

01:11:34.760 Out of

01:11:35.100 College

01:11:35.400 Getting out

01:11:35.900 Of high

01:11:36.140 School

01:11:36.400 If that's

01:11:38.320 Where you

01:11:38.760 Are

01:11:39.180 You will

01:11:40.480 Never grow

01:11:41.160 The world

01:11:41.900 Will leave

01:11:42.300 You behind

01:11:42.820 And you'll

01:11:43.260 Just be

01:11:43.600 The grumpiest

01:11:44.280 Person on

01:11:45.120 The porch

01:11:45.640 Saying get

01:11:46.320 Off my

01:11:46.780 Lawn

01:11:47.160 What do

01:11:48.040 These young

01:11:48.460 Uns know

01:11:48.960 I know

01:11:49.640 Because you

01:11:50.360 Are comfortable

01:11:51.000 In your

01:11:52.280 Ignorance

01:11:52.920 And you

01:11:53.280 Don't even

01:11:53.620 Know your

01:11:54.560 Ignorance

01:11:55.000 Because you

01:11:55.820 Came to

01:11:56.440 It from

01:11:57.200 Having learned

01:11:58.600 But only

01:11:59.280 Up to a

01:11:59.840 Point

01:12:00.100 And without

01:12:01.660 The curiosity

01:12:02.380 You don't

01:12:02.760 Keep learning

01:12:03.280 It's all

01:12:04.440 About the

01:12:04.820 Curiosity

01:12:05.260 And the

01:12:05.980 Ambition

01:12:06.360 You have

01:12:06.900 Attached

01:12:07.320 To it

01:12:07.680 It's

01:12:08.080 Don't

01:12:08.260 Tell me

01:12:08.580 About

01:12:08.880 Nature

01:12:10.780 Nurture

01:12:11.440 I'm not

01:12:11.760 Even

01:12:12.000 I'm not

01:12:12.480 Even

01:12:12.620 Thinking

01:12:12.840 That way

01:12:13.200 Yeah I

01:12:14.480 Think well

01:12:14.780 I grew up

01:12:15.160 In a

01:12:15.360 Place

01:12:15.660 You know

01:12:16.040 I grew up

01:12:17.160 In a

01:12:17.360 Place

01:12:17.760 In

01:12:19.680 Louisiana

01:12:20.240 We had

01:12:20.980 You know

01:12:21.840 I've talked

01:12:22.200 About this

01:12:22.580 Before

01:12:22.920 Like the

01:12:23.440 Primate

01:12:24.480 Testing

01:12:24.860 Facility

01:12:25.340 Where they

01:12:25.800 Created

01:12:27.100 The polio

01:12:27.620 Vaccine

01:12:28.220 Was in

01:12:28.580 Our

01:12:28.800 Town

01:12:29.200 So Tulane

01:12:30.320 University

01:12:30.780 Didn't

01:12:31.100 Know that

01:12:31.600 Had their

01:12:32.020 Primate

01:12:32.420 Testing

01:12:32.800 Facility

01:12:33.360 In St.

01:12:34.440 Tammany Parish

01:12:35.100 Louisiana

01:12:35.580 And I

01:12:36.000 Remember

01:12:36.360 One time

01:12:37.900 A bunch

01:12:38.500 Of the

01:12:38.720 Monkeys

01:12:39.020 Had gotten

01:12:39.440 Out

01:12:39.720 Right

01:12:40.040 And they

01:12:40.800 Came and

01:12:41.100 Got us

01:12:41.360 Out of

01:12:41.560 YMCA

01:12:42.080 Summer

01:12:42.440 Camp

01:12:42.660 The police

01:12:43.160 Did

01:12:43.500 The tallest

01:12:44.120 Kids

01:12:44.540 To help

01:12:45.020 Them

01:12:45.200 And so

01:12:46.140 We're out

01:12:46.540 There by

01:12:46.900 Like

01:12:47.040 The monkeys

01:12:47.460 On the

01:12:47.960 On the

01:12:47.980 Trees

01:12:48.280 And you

01:12:48.480 Got to

01:12:48.640 Reach

01:12:48.800 For

01:12:48.980 Them

01:12:49.080 Or

01:12:49.160 How

01:12:49.280 Are

01:12:49.340 You

01:12:49.400 Going

01:12:49.500 To

01:12:49.540 Get

01:12:49.660 Them

01:12:49.760 The monkeys

01:12:50.160 Are

01:12:50.340 Just

01:12:50.580 Out

01:12:50.940 And they

01:12:51.380 Wanted

01:12:51.760 Like a

01:12:52.260 Chain

01:12:52.560 Of

01:12:52.740 People

01:12:53.060 I guess

01:12:53.540 Oh

01:12:53.920 Okay

01:12:54.380 And so

01:12:55.120 By the way

01:12:55.700 When the monkeys

01:12:56.260 Get out

01:12:56.720 There's no

01:12:57.200 That's

01:12:57.940 That's a

01:12:58.680 Scary fact

01:12:59.420 Right

01:12:59.960 Oh in hindsight

01:13:00.640 Knowing now

01:13:01.680 What I know

01:13:02.180 About monkeys

01:13:02.800 And chimpanzees

01:13:03.580 I think it

01:13:04.020 Was a bad

01:13:04.460 Idea

01:13:04.860 Oh okay

01:13:05.360 But at the

01:13:05.880 Time

01:13:06.220 We didn't

01:13:06.700 Know

01:13:07.020 So you

01:13:07.560 Know

01:13:07.680 It was a

01:13:08.020 Smaller

01:13:08.360 Town

01:13:08.660 Then

01:13:08.900 So we're

01:13:09.800 Out there

01:13:10.140 Just wrangling

01:13:10.820 Chimps

01:13:11.260 Out by

01:13:11.580 This

01:13:11.800 Kenny Rogers

01:13:12.440 Roasters

01:13:12.960 He used

01:13:13.340 To have

01:13:13.520 Like a

01:13:13.880 Kenny Rogers

01:13:14.680 Had a

01:13:15.020 Chicken

01:13:15.880 Establishment

01:13:16.520 For a

01:13:16.800 While

01:13:17.040 And they

01:13:17.280 Had like

01:13:17.640 Kind of

01:13:17.860 Rotisserie

01:13:18.400 Chicken

01:13:18.700 It's

01:13:18.840 Pretty

01:13:19.000 Good

01:13:19.340 They had

01:13:19.900 Like this

01:13:20.140 Cornbread

01:13:20.560 Thing

01:13:20.740 That was

01:13:20.880 Pretty

01:13:21.000 Good

01:13:21.120 But

01:13:21.300 But anyway

01:13:22.980 And also

01:13:24.040 In our

01:13:24.440 Area

01:13:24.880 They had

01:13:26.020 A thing

01:13:26.180 Called

01:13:26.360 LIGO

01:13:27.000 It was

01:13:28.100 The

01:13:28.400 It's

01:13:28.580 Still

01:13:28.700 There

01:13:28.960 It's

01:13:29.600 You know

01:13:30.080 What I'm

01:13:30.200 Talking

01:13:30.340 About

01:13:30.520 Laser

01:13:30.900 Interferometry

01:13:31.580 Gravitational

01:13:32.280 Observatory

01:13:32.840 Yeah

01:13:33.120 There's

01:13:34.060 Only

01:13:38.900 In Oregon

01:13:39.580 Or

01:13:39.920 Washington

01:13:40.540 Washington

01:13:40.960 Yeah

01:13:41.260 So that

01:13:41.580 Was another

01:13:42.020 Thing in

01:13:42.400 Our area

01:13:42.760 So you

01:13:43.600 Know

01:13:43.740 There was

01:13:44.000 By the way

01:13:44.280 Just to be

01:13:44.640 Clear

01:13:44.940 That is

01:13:46.020 Discovering

01:13:46.820 Colliding

01:13:47.460 Black holes

01:13:48.220 In other

01:13:49.060 Galaxies

01:13:49.800 Across the

01:13:50.340 Universe

01:13:50.680 Damn

01:13:51.200 It's a

01:13:51.620 New

01:13:51.760 Kind of

01:13:52.060 Telescope

01:13:52.480 And you

01:13:52.760 Got it

01:13:53.020 There

01:13:53.140 In your

01:13:53.340 Home

01:13:53.520 State

01:13:53.820 I

01:13:54.040 Knew

01:13:54.180 They

01:13:54.320 Were

01:13:54.420 Up to

01:13:54.660 Something

01:13:54.920 No

01:13:55.220 Yeah

01:13:55.820 And by

01:13:56.260 The

01:13:56.380 The

01:13:56.480 Monkeys

01:13:56.800 Are

01:13:56.960 Running

01:13:57.140 Escape

01:13:59.020 Monkeys

01:13:59.420 Achieved

01:14:00.140 Consciousness

01:14:00.780 And

01:14:01.260 Intelligence

01:14:01.760 I

01:14:02.060 Wouldn't

01:14:02.300 Be

01:14:02.480 Shocked

01:14:02.700 That's

01:14:02.920 Planet

01:14:03.440 Of

01:14:03.600 The

01:14:13.580 Ape

01:14:14.720 Shit

01:14:16.160 Goin

01:14:16.460 On

01:14:16.860 The

01:14:17.000 Bottom

01:14:17.220 Do

01:14:17.800 You

01:14:17.860 Know

01:14:18.020 That

01:14:18.140 Yeah

01:14:18.460 You

01:14:19.280 Know

01:14:19.360 What

01:14:19.480 My

01:14:19.620 Friend

01:14:19.860 Does

01:14:20.080 He

01:14:20.220 Breaks

01:14:20.620 The

01:14:20.780 Banana

01:14:21.100 In

01:14:21.280 Half

01:14:21.580 If

01:14:21.980 It's

01:14:22.380 If

01:14:22.600 It's

01:14:22.820 Unripe

01:14:23.320 Yeah

01:14:23.560 That'll

01:14:23.800 Work

01:14:24.060 Yes

01:14:24.460 That's

01:14:24.980 True

01:14:25.220 Otherwise

01:14:25.560 You

01:14:25.760 Got

01:14:25.900 Some

01:14:26.140 Mashed

01:14:26.460 Banana

01:14:26.820 Right

01:14:27.080 There

01:14:27.300 But

01:14:27.520 We

01:14:27.720 Used

01:14:27.920 To

01:14:28.060 Hear

01:14:28.340 About

01:14:28.740 Because

01:14:29.520 They

01:14:29.660 Were

01:14:29.780 Over

01:14:30.000 There

01:14:30.160 Hunting

01:14:30.440 All

01:14:30.900 We

01:14:31.320 Heard

01:14:31.460 Was

01:14:31.620 That

01:14:31.720 They

01:14:31.820 Had

01:14:31.960 Gravity

01:14:32.300 Hunters

01:14:32.660 Out

01:14:32.900 There

01:14:33.140 That's

01:14:33.580 That's

01:14:34.080 That's

01:14:34.100 That's

01:14:34.500 A

01:14:34.520 Good

01:14:34.760 Way

01:14:34.960 That's

01:14:35.300 A

01:14:35.380 Poetic

01:14:35.680 Way

01:14:35.860 To

01:14:35.960 Put

01:14:36.080 It

01:14:36.220 So

01:14:36.460 That's

01:14:36.740 What

01:14:36.840 We

01:14:37.000 Heard

01:14:37.260 And

01:14:37.400 So

01:14:37.540 There

01:14:37.680 Would

01:14:37.780 Be

01:14:37.900 People

01:14:38.220 Like

01:14:38.540 If

01:14:38.900 You

01:14:39.000 Saw

01:14:39.200 Somebody

01:14:39.440 That

01:14:39.580 Could

01:14:39.720 Dance

01:14:40.060 Real

01:14:40.300 Good

01:14:40.560 You'd

01:14:40.800 Say

01:14:40.940 They

01:14:41.100 Were

01:14:41.240 Like

01:14:41.400 One

01:14:41.540 Of

01:14:41.600 Those

01:14:41.760 Gravity

01:14:42.220 Babies

01:14:42.780 Or

01:14:42.920 Whatever

01:14:43.240 Or

01:14:43.780 Sometimes

01:14:44.200 People

01:14:44.560 Would

01:14:44.740 Have

01:14:44.860 Parties

01:14:45.340 And

01:14:45.560 People

01:14:46.140 Would

01:14:46.300 Say

01:14:46.460 Oh

01:14:46.680 You

01:14:46.920 Know

01:14:47.000 We're

01:14:47.140 Going to

01:14:47.280 Get

01:14:47.440 So

01:14:47.820 And

01:14:48.320 They

01:14:48.420 Live

01:14:48.860 Near

01:14:49.180 In

01:14:49.860 Livingston

01:14:50.360 Parish

01:14:50.760 Louisiana

01:14:51.400 Where

01:14:51.600 That

01:14:51.740 LIGO

01:14:52.100 Center

01:14:52.360 Is

01:14:52.640 And

01:14:52.740 They

01:14:52.840 Say

01:14:53.020 We're

01:14:53.180 Going to

01:14:53.300 Get

01:14:53.440 So

01:14:53.620 Fucked

01:14:53.880 Up

01:14:54.000 We

01:14:54.120 Can't

01:14:54.340 Even

01:14:54.460 Feel

01:14:54.700 The

01:14:54.840 Gravity

01:14:55.240 Yeah

01:14:55.580 Yeah

01:14:55.900 There

01:14:56.080 It is

01:14:56.480 Yeah

01:14:56.780 Wow

01:14:57.840 Zoom

01:14:58.240 In

01:14:58.380 On

01:14:58.520 That

01:14:58.700 That's

01:14:58.920 Crazy

01:14:59.140 Yeah

01:14:59.400 Yeah

01:14:59.620 So

01:14:59.900 What's

01:15:00.160 Going

01:15:00.360 On

01:15:00.560 There

01:15:00.740 If

01:15:00.900 If

01:15:01.400 Your

01:15:01.580 Listeners

01:15:02.460 Have

01:15:02.660 Access

01:15:02.960 To

01:15:03.160 The

01:15:03.280 Viewers

01:15:03.720 So

01:15:04.280 Those

01:15:04.520 Are

01:15:04.640 Two

01:15:04.860 Long

01:15:05.280 Tubes

01:15:05.900 And

01:15:06.860 They

01:15:07.360 Send

01:15:07.800 A

01:15:07.960 Beam

01:15:08.160 Of

01:15:08.300 Light

01:15:08.580 From

01:15:09.220 That

01:15:09.400 Central

01:15:09.720 Building

01:15:10.160 Simultaneously

01:15:12.060 The

01:15:12.700 Full

01:15:13.000 Length

01:15:13.240 Of

01:15:13.400 Both

01:15:13.620 Tubes

01:15:14.080 And

01:15:14.700 Then

01:15:14.860 There

01:15:15.020 Are

01:15:15.160 Mirrors

01:15:15.560 At

01:15:15.740 The

01:15:15.860 End

01:15:16.020 Of

01:15:16.120 Both

01:15:16.760 Tubes

01:15:17.040 And

01:15:17.400 It

01:15:17.520 Reflects

01:15:18.140 Back

01:15:18.540 And

01:15:18.920 They

01:15:19.060 Recombine

01:15:20.120 The

01:15:20.440 Light

01:15:20.740 And

01:15:21.840 If

01:15:21.940 The

01:15:22.060 Light

01:15:22.280 Recombines

01:15:23.100 Perfectly

01:15:23.820 Then

01:15:24.580 Nothing

01:15:24.980 Happened

01:15:25.620 Between

01:15:26.260 Those

01:15:26.600 Two

01:15:27.080 Reflections

01:15:28.580 But

01:15:29.240 If

01:15:29.420 A

01:15:29.580 Gravitational

01:15:30.480 Wave

01:15:31.100 Washes

01:15:31.980 Over

01:15:32.520 Earth

01:15:33.080 And

01:15:33.740 Goes

01:15:33.980 Through

01:15:34.300 This

01:15:34.560 Facility

01:15:35.120 One

01:15:36.180 Of

01:15:36.300 Those

01:15:36.500 Beams

01:15:37.140 Will

01:15:37.760 Be

01:15:37.940 Slightly

01:15:38.560 Delayed

01:15:39.240 Compared

01:15:39.740 To

01:15:39.940 The

01:15:40.100 Other

01:15:40.380 They

01:15:41.140 Can

01:15:42.400 Measure

01:15:42.760 It

01:15:43.020 I

01:15:43.280 Know

01:15:43.400 People

01:15:43.580 That

01:15:43.720 Can't

01:15:43.960 Read

01:15:44.260 Out

01:15:44.440 There

01:15:44.560 They

01:15:45.840 Delay

01:15:46.420 And

01:15:47.400 So

01:15:47.540 They're

01:15:47.720 Looking

01:15:47.960 For

01:15:48.260 A

01:15:48.500 Variation

01:15:49.300 In

01:15:50.200 A

01:15:50.400 Fraction

01:15:50.980 Of

01:15:51.300 The

01:15:51.460 Diameter

01:15:52.120 Of

01:15:52.360 A

01:15:52.520 Proton

01:15:53.120 And

01:15:54.280 That

01:15:54.400 Is

01:15:54.500 A

01:15:54.600 Completely

01:15:55.080 Evacuated

01:15:55.860 Tube

01:15:56.260 That

01:15:56.520 Goes

01:15:56.720 Up

01:15:56.960 And

01:15:57.080 Back

01:15:57.380 So

01:15:58.700 Tell

01:15:59.000 Me

01:15:59.420 Say

01:15:59.720 There's

01:16:01.080 Some

01:16:01.220 Variation

01:16:01.880 What

01:16:02.480 Does

01:16:02.620 That

01:16:02.840 Tell

01:16:03.080 Them

01:16:03.260 That

01:16:03.420 There's

01:16:03.680 Some

01:16:03.900 Pull

01:16:04.220 On

01:16:04.380 The

01:16:04.500 Earth

01:16:04.640 It

01:16:04.920 Tells

01:16:05.220 You

01:16:05.440 That

01:16:06.120 The

01:16:06.500 Thing

01:16:06.740 Actually

01:16:07.140 Happened

01:16:07.600 Einstein

01:16:08.240 Predicted

01:16:08.880 The

01:16:09.080 Existence

01:16:09.460 Of

01:16:09.560 Gravitational

01:16:10.100 Waves

01:16:10.440 This

01:16:11.040 Discovered

01:16:11.560 Them

01:16:11.760 60

01:16:13.260 70

01:16:13.780 Years

01:16:14.100 Later

01:16:14.420 Okay

01:16:15.180 No

01:16:15.600 No

01:16:15.720 More

01:16:15.980 Than

01:16:16.120 That

01:16:16.320 This

01:16:16.700 Was

01:16:16.920 2000

01:16:17.460 When

01:16:18.180 Was

01:16:18.360 That

01:16:18.580 This

01:16:19.180 Century

01:16:19.820 Einstein

01:16:20.360 Made

01:16:20.580 The

01:16:20.660 Prediction

01:16:20.920 In

01:16:21.160 1916

01:16:22.180 So

01:16:22.980 You're

01:16:23.220 Talking

01:16:23.400 Basically

01:16:23.680 100

01:16:23.940 Years

01:16:24.340 A

01:16:24.900 Century

01:16:25.420 There's

01:16:25.980 A

01:16:26.080 Prediction

01:16:26.440 And

01:16:26.720 Then

01:16:26.840 A

01:16:26.960 Discovery

01:16:27.360 And

01:16:28.340 This

01:16:28.720 Is

01:16:28.900 Ground

01:16:29.900 Truth

01:16:30.300 That

01:16:30.600 Our

01:16:30.760 Ideas

01:16:31.380 Actually

01:16:32.140 Match

01:16:32.640 Objective

01:16:33.800 Reality

01:16:34.320 Okay

01:16:35.280 And

01:16:35.620 You

01:16:35.760 Want

01:16:35.880 To

01:16:35.940 Say

01:16:36.060 Well

01:16:36.220 How

01:16:36.420 Does

01:16:36.520 That

01:16:36.620 Put

01:16:36.740 Food

01:16:36.980 On

01:16:37.100 Your

01:16:37.200 Plate

01:16:37.440 It

01:16:37.680 Doesn't

01:16:38.100 But

01:16:38.580 It

01:16:38.720 Advanced

01:16:39.120 Technology

01:16:39.740 In

01:16:40.120 A

01:16:40.220 Way

01:16:40.380 That

01:16:40.600 Will

01:16:40.760 Surely

01:16:41.140 Have

01:16:41.480 Applications

01:16:42.300 Later

01:16:42.560 On

01:16:42.920 Einstein

01:16:43.940 Wrote

01:16:44.320 Down

01:16:44.500 The

01:16:44.660 First

01:16:44.940 Equation

01:16:45.500 In

01:16:45.980 A

01:16:46.100 Paper

01:16:46.420 Called

01:16:47.020 On

01:16:47.240 The

01:16:47.380 Stimulated

01:16:47.880 Emission

01:16:48.260 Of

01:16:48.400 Radiation

01:16:48.960 Obscure

01:16:49.960 Quantum

01:16:50.820 Physics

01:16:51.180 Paper

01:16:51.560 In

01:16:51.740 The

01:16:51.840 1920s

01:16:52.660 Late

01:16:53.340 Teens

01:16:53.780 And

01:16:54.480 Why

01:16:55.220 Are

01:16:55.280 You

01:16:55.360 Doing

01:16:55.520 That

01:16:55.620 You're

01:16:55.740 A

01:16:55.820 Smart

01:16:56.020 Guy

01:16:56.260 Why

01:16:56.440 Don't

01:16:56.540 You

01:16:56.620 Help

01:16:56.800 Put

01:16:57.020 Food

01:16:57.260 On

01:16:57.400 People's

01:16:57.720 Plates

01:16:57.920 Do

01:16:58.040 You

01:16:58.940 Know

01:16:59.020 What

01:16:59.120 That's

01:16:59.300 The

01:16:59.420 Foundation

01:16:59.780 Of

01:17:00.020 The

01:17:00.540 Laser

01:17:00.940 Which

01:17:01.840 Would

01:17:01.980 Not

01:17:02.100 Be

01:17:02.260 Built

01:17:02.500 Until

01:17:02.740 The

01:17:02.880 1950s

01:17:03.840 And

01:17:04.480 Lasers

01:17:05.400 Back

01:17:05.600 Then

01:17:05.820 Cost

01:17:06.600 Tens

01:17:07.240 Of

01:17:07.400 Thousands

01:17:07.700 Of

01:17:07.880 Dollars

01:17:08.160 And

01:17:08.280 They

01:17:08.360 Room

01:17:08.680 Size

01:17:08.940 Now

01:17:09.380 They're

01:17:09.620 Impulse

01:17:10.360 Items

01:17:10.720 At

01:17:10.920 Walmart

01:17:11.880 For

01:17:12.680 Laser

01:17:13.000 Pointers

01:17:13.360 Right

01:17:13.760 But

01:17:14.280 Lasers

01:17:14.700 Are

01:17:14.840 Now

01:17:15.060 Barcode

01:17:16.280 Now

01:17:16.500 Photos

01:17:17.040 Can

01:17:17.180 Do

01:17:17.340 It

01:17:17.440 But

01:17:17.580 In

01:17:17.680 Their

01:17:17.800 Day

01:17:18.080 Barcode

01:17:18.620 Reading

01:17:18.920 Laser

01:17:19.440 Surgery

01:17:19.980 LASIK

01:17:20.700 Surgery

01:17:21.380 For

01:17:21.580 Your

01:17:21.720 Eyes

01:17:22.100 Laser

01:17:23.080 Cosmetics

01:17:23.720 Removal

01:17:24.260 So

01:17:24.740 Who

01:17:25.280 Oh

01:17:25.520 Lasers

01:17:26.000 You

01:17:26.120 Put

01:17:26.260 A

01:17:26.400 Laser

01:17:26.620 On

01:17:26.820 Anything

01:17:27.160 On

01:17:27.460 Anything

01:17:27.700 Do

01:17:28.320 You

01:17:28.380 Think

01:17:28.620 Einstein

01:17:28.980 Saying

01:17:29.320 Yes

01:17:29.740 We're

01:17:29.960 Going

01:17:30.040 To

01:17:30.060 Have

01:17:30.160 LASIK

01:17:30.440 Surgery

01:17:30.880 With

01:17:31.320 This

01:17:31.480 Equation

01:17:31.840 That

01:17:32.000 I

01:17:32.120 Wrote

01:17:32.280 No

01:17:32.460 He

01:17:32.620 Didn't

01:17:32.740 Nobody

01:17:33.360 Thinking

01:17:33.720 That

01:17:33.980 So

01:17:34.520 The

01:17:34.660 People

01:17:34.880 Say

01:17:35.060 Why

01:17:35.240 Are

01:17:35.320 We

01:17:35.420 Doing

01:17:35.640 This

01:17:35.960 With

01:17:36.240 Smart

01:17:36.500 People

01:17:36.780 When

01:17:37.000 The

01:17:37.160 Smart

01:17:37.380 People

01:17:37.600 Could

01:17:37.800 Be

01:17:38.000 Solving

01:17:38.860 The

01:17:39.000 Homeless

01:17:39.260 Problem

01:17:39.460 Because

01:17:39.620 We

01:17:39.740 Don't

01:17:39.880 Know

01:17:39.980 What

01:17:40.120 The

01:17:40.240 Future

01:17:40.520 Is

01:17:40.640 Somebody

01:17:41.640 Might

01:17:41.900 Invent

01:17:42.140 A

01:17:42.340 Laser

01:17:42.680 That

01:17:43.000 Makes

01:17:43.340 Homeless

01:17:43.660 People

01:17:43.920 Happy

01:17:44.360 So

01:17:47.000 You

01:17:47.320 Don't

01:17:47.460 Know

01:17:47.700 What

01:17:48.260 About

01:17:48.480 This

01:17:48.740 Though

01:17:48.960 So

01:17:49.360 Say

01:17:50.040 That

01:17:50.260 Thing

01:17:50.500 Picks

01:17:50.860 Up

01:17:51.060 Some

01:17:51.280 Sort

01:17:51.520 Of

01:17:51.620 Gravitation

01:17:52.160 Wave

01:17:52.400 What

01:17:52.820 Does

01:17:52.940 It

01:17:53.060 Mean

01:17:53.220 It

01:17:53.360 Means

01:17:53.600 That

01:17:53.760 There's

01:17:53.920 A

01:17:54.040 Black

01:17:54.320 Hole

01:17:54.480 That's

01:17:54.660 Kind

01:17:54.780 Of

01:17:54.860 Sucking

01:17:55.220 On

01:17:55.420 Earth

01:17:55.620 A

01:17:55.760 Little

01:17:55.860 It

01:17:56.100 Mean

01:17:56.220 Two

01:17:56.380 Black

01:17:56.640 Holes

01:17:56.820 Collided

01:17:57.440 And

01:17:58.080 The

01:17:58.200 Collision

01:17:58.500 Is

01:17:58.680 Quite

01:17:58.940 Catastrophic

01:17:59.740 And

01:18:00.100 It

01:18:00.200 Sends

01:18:00.340 A

01:18:00.500 Ripple

01:18:00.780 It's

01:18:01.820 Like

01:18:02.220 Tossing

01:18:02.540 A

01:18:02.800 Pebble

01:18:03.560 In

01:18:03.660 A

01:18:03.760 Pond

01:18:04.100 And

01:18:04.580 You

01:18:04.680 See

01:18:04.800 The

01:18:04.940 Ripple

01:18:05.180 Go

01:18:05.720 Out

01:18:05.820 In

01:18:05.920 All

01:18:06.100 Directions

01:18:06.620 Except

01:18:07.080 The

01:18:07.220 Pond

01:18:07.460 Surfaces

01:18:07.900 Only

01:18:08.180 Two

01:18:08.600 Is

01:18:09.300 Flat

01:18:09.620 In

01:18:10.300 Space

01:18:10.740 This

01:18:10.980 Is

01:18:11.120 A

01:18:11.280 Ripple

01:18:11.620 That

01:18:12.380 Goes

01:18:12.620 Through

01:18:12.840 Full

01:18:13.300 Three

01:18:13.580 Dimensions

01:18:13.980 Of

01:18:14.220 Space

01:18:14.580 And

01:18:15.360 It's

01:18:15.500 Moving

01:18:15.700 At

01:18:15.900 The

01:18:16.040 Speed

01:18:16.280 Of

01:18:16.400 Light

01:18:16.600 And

01:18:16.940 It

01:18:17.080 Washes

01:18:17.440 Over

01:18:17.760 Earth

01:18:18.020 At

01:18:18.360 The

01:18:18.520 Speed

01:18:18.740 Of

01:18:18.860 Light

01:18:19.060 And

01:18:19.540 By

01:18:19.700 The

01:18:19.800 Way

01:18:19.980 Remember

01:18:20.480 I

01:18:20.640 Said

01:18:20.940 Make

01:18:21.580 Sure

01:18:21.960 You

01:18:22.640 Don't

01:18:22.760 Think

01:18:22.920 Something

01:18:23.160 That's

01:18:23.380 True

01:18:23.620 That's

01:18:23.860 Not

01:18:24.080 Or

01:18:24.300 Isn't

01:18:25.720 True

01:18:25.880 That

01:18:26.080 Okay

01:18:26.440 So

01:18:27.300 Suppose

01:18:28.620 You're

01:18:28.940 Just

01:18:29.200 A

01:18:29.480 Mischievous

01:18:30.200 Graduate

01:18:30.580 Student

01:18:30.940 And

01:18:31.320 You're

01:18:31.440 In

01:18:31.540 That

01:18:31.700 Facility

01:18:32.140 Say

01:18:32.320 I'm

01:18:32.520 Going

01:18:33.240 To

01:18:33.340 Tweak

01:18:34.080 This

01:18:34.400 And

01:18:35.100 All

01:18:35.280 Everyone

01:18:35.480 Else

01:18:35.660 Is

01:18:35.740 Going

01:18:35.840 To

01:18:35.920 Think

01:18:36.100 They

01:18:36.240 Actually

01:18:36.500 Discovered

01:18:37.040 Something

01:18:37.320 Okay

01:18:37.880 Yeah

01:18:38.600 Yeah

01:18:39.000 All right

01:18:39.340 Suppose

01:18:39.560 You're

01:18:40.560 Diabolical

01:18:41.240 You're

01:18:41.440 Just

01:18:41.560 A

01:18:41.680 Prankster

01:18:42.260 Oh

01:18:42.320 I

01:18:42.360 Would

01:18:42.480 Do

01:18:42.580 That

01:18:42.780 Easy

01:18:42.940 You're

01:18:43.460 Just

01:18:43.600 A

01:18:43.720 Prankster

01:18:44.160 All

01:18:44.380 Right

01:18:44.540 We

01:18:45.680 Have

01:18:45.900 Built

01:18:46.180 In

01:18:46.340 Protections

01:18:46.840 Against

01:18:47.120 That

01:18:47.360 Oh

01:18:47.660 Damn

01:18:48.080 We

01:18:49.220 Have

01:18:49.380 Another

01:18:49.720 One

01:18:50.060 They

01:18:50.200 Got

01:18:50.340 A

01:18:50.480 Ring

01:18:50.680 Hammer

01:18:51.040 We

01:18:51.220 Have

01:18:51.720 An

01:18:51.860 Entire

01:18:52.380 Other

01:18:53.080 LIGO

01:18:53.700 In

01:18:54.980 Washington

01:18:55.440 Oh

01:18:55.940 Making

01:18:56.300 Sure

01:18:56.880 Yes

01:18:57.420 Okay

01:18:58.260 So

01:18:58.500 You

01:19:06.240 Now

01:19:06.680 Okay

01:19:08.160 They

01:19:09.800 Both

01:19:10.280 Made

01:19:10.680 The

01:19:10.860 Measurement

01:19:11.420 But

01:19:12.100 Separated

01:19:12.860 By

01:19:13.080 A

01:19:13.220 Fraction

01:19:13.480 Of

01:19:13.640 A

01:19:13.740 Second

01:19:14.020 Just

01:19:15.880 What

01:19:16.100 You'd

01:19:16.320 Expect

01:19:16.860 If

01:19:17.840 The

01:19:18.020 Wave

01:19:18.280 Came

01:19:18.660 From

01:19:18.860 One

01:19:19.160 Direction

01:19:19.780 Continues

01:19:20.680 To

01:19:20.880 Wash

01:19:21.260 Over

01:19:21.580 Earth

01:19:21.960 And

01:19:22.600 Goes

01:19:22.940 Across

01:19:23.440 And

01:19:23.840 Comes

01:19:24.040 Out

01:19:24.220 Seattle

01:19:24.620 On

01:19:24.980 The

01:19:25.080 Other

01:19:25.220 Side

01:19:25.480 Of

01:19:25.560 The

01:19:25.660 Earth

01:19:25.940 Okay

01:19:26.880 That

01:19:27.520 1500

01:19:28.000 Miles

01:19:28.420 Whatever

01:19:28.660 That

01:19:28.840 Distance

01:19:29.200 Is

01:19:29.500 Takes

01:19:30.160 Light

01:19:30.460 Time

01:19:31.060 To

01:19:31.260 Do

01:19:31.400 That

01:19:31.680 They

01:19:32.100 Were

01:19:32.320 Able

01:19:32.480 To

01:19:32.640 Measure

01:19:32.880 That

01:19:33.100 Precisely

01:19:33.680 It

01:19:33.880 Was

01:19:33.980 Good

01:19:34.240 So

01:19:35.000 Tell Me

01:19:35.360 About

01:19:35.580 This

01:19:35.820 So

01:19:36.160 Let's

01:19:37.180 Talk

01:19:37.360 About

01:19:37.540 Outer

01:19:37.780 Space

01:19:38.100 For

01:19:38.260 A

01:19:38.400 Second

01:19:38.540 Yeah

01:19:38.900 So

01:19:39.620 I'm

01:19:40.440 Your

01:19:40.560 Guy

01:19:41.240 Yeah

01:19:41.700 No

01:19:42.360 I'm

01:19:42.520 Glad

01:19:42.660 I don't

01:19:42.940 Know

01:19:43.040 Who's

01:19:43.460 Been

01:19:43.720 In

01:19:43.900 The

01:19:44.040 Seat

01:19:44.320 But

01:19:44.820 There

01:19:46.160 Aren't

01:19:46.300 That

01:19:46.440 Many

01:19:46.640 Astrophysicists

01:19:47.420 Out

01:19:47.640 There

01:19:47.860 So

01:19:48.020 You

01:19:48.220 Know

01:19:48.700 We

01:19:49.040 Did

01:19:49.240 Have

01:19:49.400 A

01:19:49.500 Guy

01:19:49.720 Who

01:19:49.860 Was

01:19:49.980 A

01:19:50.140 Science

01:19:50.480 Man

01:19:50.800 Recently

01:19:51.260 And

01:19:51.520 He

01:19:51.760 Was

01:19:52.420 He

01:19:53.100 Was

01:19:54.320 He

01:19:54.540 He

01:19:55.140 Was

01:19:55.260 In

01:19:55.400 Charge

01:19:55.620 Of

01:19:55.760 The

01:19:55.980 Cryonic

01:19:56.340 Freezing

01:19:56.780 You

01:19:56.900 Know

01:19:57.000 Those

01:19:57.200 There

01:19:57.780 There's

01:19:58.460 A

01:19:58.540 Chronics

01:19:58.920 Institute

01:19:59.240 Where

01:19:59.440 They

01:19:59.560 Freeze

01:19:59.900 People

01:20:00.300 On

01:20:01.240 The

01:20:01.420 Possibility

01:20:01.820 That

01:20:02.000 They

01:20:02.140 Bring

01:20:02.480 Them

01:20:02.560 Back

01:20:02.680 To

01:20:02.800 Life

01:20:02.900 Do

01:20:05.420 You

01:20:05.440 Think

01:20:05.620 That

01:20:05.720 That's

01:20:05.880 Possible

01:20:06.240 Or

01:20:06.420 No

01:20:06.660 I'm

01:20:07.640 Not

01:20:07.960 So

01:20:08.940 I

01:20:10.000 Think

01:20:10.180 What

01:20:10.320 Will

01:20:10.420 Happen

01:20:10.860 Is

01:20:11.280 We'll

01:20:11.980 Figure

01:20:12.320 Out

01:20:12.760 What

01:20:14.160 Ages

01:20:14.540 Us

01:20:14.920 And

01:20:15.460 We'll

01:20:15.740 Nip

01:20:16.460 Tuck

01:20:16.880 Fix

01:20:17.220 That

01:20:17.520 And

01:20:18.300 Then

01:20:18.580 Who

01:20:19.320 Cares

01:20:19.560 About

01:20:19.700 The

01:20:19.820 Frozen

01:20:20.060 People

01:20:20.380 At

01:20:20.520 That

01:20:20.660 Point

01:20:20.960 We

01:20:21.320 Can

01:20:21.460 All

01:20:21.620 Just

01:20:21.840 Keep

01:20:22.060 Living

01:20:22.420 I

01:20:23.040 Mean

01:20:23.240 I

01:20:23.380 Don't

01:20:23.520 Right

01:20:23.840 Right

01:20:24.100 Are

01:20:24.240 We

01:20:24.580 Going

01:20:24.680 To

01:20:24.760 Need

01:20:25.160 Them

01:20:25.400 That

01:20:25.560 I

01:20:25.820 Don't

01:20:26.560 Know

01:20:26.800 I

01:20:27.020 You

01:20:27.260 Know

01:20:27.480 People

01:20:28.480 That

01:20:28.720 Want

01:20:28.900 To

01:20:29.000 Live

01:20:29.140 Forever

01:20:29.480 In

01:20:29.800 The

01:20:29.920 Life

01:20:30.120 And

01:20:30.260 Death

01:20:30.440 Chapter

01:20:30.780 Here

01:20:31.020 I

01:20:31.160 Comment

01:20:31.500 On

01:20:31.780 That

01:20:32.020 Do

01:20:32.600 You

01:20:32.720 Really

01:20:33.000 Want

01:20:33.220 To

01:20:33.320 Live

01:20:33.500 Forever

01:20:34.020 It's

01:20:34.660 A

01:20:34.760 Whole

01:20:35.040 Thing

01:20:35.640 Because

01:20:36.680 If

01:20:36.860 You

01:20:36.940 Live

01:20:37.160 Forever

01:20:37.600 What

01:20:38.600 Motivation

01:20:39.260 Do

01:20:39.480 You

01:20:39.560 Have

01:20:39.800 To

01:20:39.940 Do

01:20:40.120 Anything

01:20:40.520 Today

01:20:41.080 Nothing

01:20:42.180 Nothing

01:20:42.920 But

01:20:43.320 That's

01:20:43.540 What

01:20:43.660 I

01:20:43.760 Kind

01:20:43.960 Of

01:20:44.020 Like

01:20:44.160 About

01:20:44.340 Reincarnation

01:20:45.260 It's

01:20:46.780 Like

01:20:46.900 When

01:20:47.040 People

01:20:47.320 Are

01:20:47.460 Doing

01:20:47.600 Reincarnation

01:20:48.400 They're

01:20:48.580 Like

01:20:48.800 I'll

01:20:49.020 Get

01:20:49.180 To

01:20:49.400 It

01:20:49.600 You

01:20:50.680 Know

01:20:50.860 When

01:20:51.040 You

01:20:51.140 Believe

01:20:51.340 In

01:20:51.480 Reincarnation

01:20:52.180 Yeah

01:20:52.380 But

01:20:52.580 You

01:20:52.780 Don't

01:20:53.300 Know

01:20:53.400 What

01:20:53.520 You'll

01:20:53.620 Be

01:20:53.720 Reincarnated

01:20:54.320 As

01:20:54.660 And

01:20:55.400 So

01:20:55.880 You

01:20:56.100 Could

01:20:56.280 Be

01:20:56.420 Reincarnated

01:20:56.740 As

01:20:56.820 A

01:20:56.940 Roach

01:20:57.220 Or

01:20:57.460 Ant

01:20:58.320 Or

01:20:58.480 Something

01:20:58.840 Yeah

01:20:59.440 It'd

01:21:00.140 Be

01:21:00.160 Hard

01:21:00.260 To

01:21:00.380 Fix

01:21:00.540 A

01:21:00.700 Shelf

01:21:00.920 As

01:21:01.080 An

01:21:01.200 Ant

01:21:01.400 It's

01:21:01.700 Yeah

01:21:02.340 So

01:21:03.440 That's

01:21:03.620 A

01:21:03.740 Risky

01:21:04.020 Risky

01:21:04.380 Business

01:21:04.700 There

01:21:04.940 But

01:21:05.440 Let

01:21:05.880 Me

01:21:06.000 Lay

01:21:06.320 A

01:21:06.460 Little

01:21:06.540 Bit

01:21:06.680 Of

01:21:06.800 Mathematical

01:21:07.680 Thinking

01:21:07.960 On

01:21:08.200 You

01:21:08.340 Okay

01:21:08.600 For

01:21:10.120 Me

01:21:10.440 There's

01:21:11.340 Nothing

01:21:11.680 More

01:21:12.160 Motivating

01:21:13.500 Than

01:21:15.100 The

01:21:15.300 Knowledge

01:21:15.660 I'm

01:21:15.880 Going

01:21:16.060 To

01:21:16.240 Die

01:21:16.600 Think

01:21:18.920 Of

01:21:19.020 The

01:21:19.140 Prisoner

01:21:19.520 In

01:21:19.620 The

01:21:19.740 Cell

01:21:20.020 And

01:21:20.240 They're

01:21:20.360 Putting

01:21:20.500 An

01:21:20.660 X

01:21:20.860 Through

01:21:21.040 Every

01:21:21.300 One

01:21:21.520 Because

01:21:21.960 Every

01:21:22.320 X

01:21:22.620 Is

01:21:22.780 One

01:21:22.960 Day

01:21:23.100 Closer

01:21:23.420 To

01:21:23.760 Getting

01:21:24.360 Out

01:21:24.700 Well

01:21:25.800 Let's

01:21:26.080 Do

01:21:26.200 That

01:21:26.320 For

01:21:26.420 Your

01:21:26.560 Life

01:21:26.960 Every

01:21:27.360 X

01:21:27.760 You

01:21:28.600 Spend

01:21:28.960 Doing

01:21:29.240 Nothing

01:21:29.600 That's

01:21:30.540 A

01:21:30.640 Day

01:21:30.760 You

01:21:30.920 Could

01:21:31.100 Have

01:21:31.180 Done

01:21:31.320 Something

01:21:31.620 And

01:21:31.880 You're

01:21:32.020 Going

01:21:32.100 To

01:21:32.180 Die

01:21:32.520 One

01:21:33.360 Day

01:21:33.620 And

01:21:34.220 It's

01:21:34.360 There

01:21:34.540 On

01:21:34.700 The

01:21:34.800 Calendar

01:21:35.160 Okay

01:21:35.700 This

01:21:36.860 Would

01:21:37.060 So

01:21:37.520 Motivate

01:21:38.100 Me

01:21:38.280 As

01:21:38.560 It

01:21:38.720 Does

01:21:39.220 To

01:21:40.520 Be

01:21:40.700 As

01:21:41.120 Productive

01:21:41.680 As

01:21:41.900 I

01:21:42.040 Can

01:21:42.420 As

01:21:42.980 Helpful

01:21:43.440 As

01:21:43.640 I

01:21:43.780 Can

01:21:44.140 Try

01:21:45.280 To

01:21:45.420 Make

01:21:45.560 A

01:21:45.700 Better

01:21:45.940 World

01:21:46.300 For

01:21:46.480 Your

01:21:46.600 Privilege

01:21:47.040 Of

01:21:47.160 Having

01:21:47.440 Lived

01:21:47.780 In

01:21:47.960 It

01:21:48.160 So

01:21:49.200 If

01:21:49.740 Knowing

01:21:50.620 You're

01:21:50.900 Going

01:21:51.020 To

01:21:51.140 Die

01:21:51.560 Brings

01:21:52.660 Meaning

01:21:53.200 To

01:21:54.160 Your

01:21:54.320 Life

01:21:54.780 Then

01:21:56.560 Living

01:21:57.200 Forever

01:21:57.860 Is

01:21:59.440 A

01:21:59.600 Life

01:21:59.840 Of

01:21:59.980 No

01:22:00.200 Meaning

01:22:00.440 At

01:22:00.620 All

01:22:00.880 Damn

01:22:01.940 That's

01:22:02.920 How

01:22:03.020 I

01:22:03.140 Think

01:22:03.300 About

01:22:03.540 It

01:22:03.720 So

01:22:04.560 No

01:22:04.700 I

01:22:04.840 Don't

01:22:05.080 I

01:22:05.340 Don't

01:22:05.520 Want

01:22:05.740 To

01:22:05.840 Live

01:22:05.960 Forever

01:22:06.260 Yeah

01:22:06.760 I

01:22:06.860 Think

01:22:06.980 If

01:22:07.100 I

01:22:07.180 Can

01:22:07.620 Live

01:22:07.860 Forever

01:22:08.080 I

01:22:08.200 Probably

01:22:08.440 Go

01:22:08.600 Swim

01:22:09.020 More

01:22:09.300 Honestly

01:22:09.640 Do

01:22:09.940 Something

01:22:10.240 Like

01:22:10.440 You

01:22:10.540 Know

01:22:10.620 That

01:22:10.740 I

01:22:10.820 Don't

01:22:10.940 Really

01:22:11.140 Love

01:22:11.540 Doing

01:22:11.840 But

01:22:12.220 I

01:22:12.920 Kind

01:22:13.080 Of

01:22:13.200 Wish

01:22:13.400 I

01:22:13.540 Did

01:22:13.740 More

01:22:14.080 That's

01:22:15.420 A

01:22:15.580 Weird

01:22:15.940 Wish

01:22:17.380 If

01:22:17.680 I

01:22:17.780 Live

01:22:17.940 Forever

01:22:18.260 I

01:22:18.500 Would

01:22:18.720 Swim

01:22:19.100 More

01:22:19.380 Even

01:22:19.800 Though

01:22:19.900 I

01:22:19.980 Don't

01:22:20.100 Like

01:22:20.340 It

01:22:20.500 Who

01:22:20.820 What

01:22:21.220 Do

01:22:21.320 You

01:22:21.420 I'll

01:22:21.940 Give

01:22:22.040 You

01:22:22.080 Another

01:22:22.260 Chance

01:22:22.640 Answer

01:22:23.340 That

01:22:23.540 Again

01:22:23.840 If

01:22:25.700 I

01:22:26.000 Could

01:22:26.140 Live

01:22:26.380 Forever

01:22:26.420 I

01:22:30.760 Would

01:22:31.060 Do

01:22:31.380 Stuff

01:22:31.700 I

01:22:31.840 Didn't

01:22:32.020 Really

01:22:32.280 Feel

01:22:32.520 Like

01:22:32.700 Doing

01:22:32.960 Well

01:22:33.260 Yeah

01:22:33.440 You

01:22:39.640 What I

01:22:39.780 Would

01:22:39.940 Do

01:22:40.280 That's

01:22:40.740 A

01:22:40.860 Great

01:22:41.080 Question

01:22:41.600 What

01:22:42.140 Would

01:22:42.320 You

01:22:42.440 Do

01:22:42.620 If

01:22:42.760 You

01:22:42.820 Could

01:22:42.940 Live

01:22:43.100 Forever

01:22:43.480 No

01:22:43.760 I

01:22:43.940 Just

01:22:44.100 Say

01:22:44.300 That

01:22:44.480 Is

01:22:44.620 The

01:22:44.800 Sentence

01:22:45.280 You

01:22:45.480 Have

01:22:45.720 To

01:22:45.860 Do

01:22:46.080 It

01:22:46.260 I

01:22:48.000 I

01:22:48.480 Don't

01:22:49.000 Know

01:22:49.300 I

01:22:50.400 I

01:22:51.400 Don't

01:22:51.540 Know

01:22:51.680 Because

01:22:51.880 So much

01:22:52.680 Of

01:22:52.820 How I

01:22:53.180 Organize

01:22:53.640 My

01:22:53.800 Life

01:22:54.060 Is

01:22:54.240 Knowing

01:22:54.480 I'm

01:22:54.660 Going

01:22:54.780 To

01:22:54.820 Die

01:22:55.100 Right

01:22:55.400 And

01:22:56.320 I

01:22:56.480 Have

01:22:56.640 To

01:22:56.740 Think

01:22:56.940 About

01:22:57.120 And

01:22:57.260 Get

01:22:57.400 Back

01:22:57.600 To

01:22:57.720 You

01:22:57.840 On

01:22:58.040 That

01:22:58.220 Okay

01:22:58.500 I'll

01:22:58.680 Get

01:22:58.800 Back

01:22:58.920 To

01:22:59.040 You

01:22:59.100 Swim

01:23:01.400 Even

01:23:01.560 I

01:23:01.720 Don't

01:23:01.840 Like

01:23:02.060 It

01:23:02.180 That's

01:23:02.620 The

01:23:02.760 Lamest

01:23:03.200 No

01:23:03.880 Okay

01:23:04.680 I'll

01:23:04.820 Try

01:23:05.000 And

01:23:05.100 Do

01:23:05.180 Better

01:23:05.420 But

01:23:05.780 I

01:23:05.900 Just

01:23:06.100 That's

01:23:06.680 What

01:23:06.820 I

01:23:07.200 Think

01:23:07.380 I

01:23:07.500 Would

01:23:07.620 Do

01:23:07.920 I

01:23:08.220 Know

01:23:08.720 You

01:23:09.340 Are

01:23:09.480 Clever

01:23:09.860 Than

01:23:10.120 That

01:23:10.340 You're

01:23:10.640 Going

01:23:10.680 To

01:23:10.740 Give

01:23:10.860 Me

01:23:10.960 An

01:23:11.080 Answer

01:23:11.340 That's

01:23:11.680 Better

01:23:11.880 That's

01:23:12.400 Something

01:23:12.640 Do

01:23:13.900 We

01:23:14.300 What

01:23:14.820 Culture

01:23:15.520 Or

01:23:16.000 Ethnicity

01:23:16.920 On

01:23:17.440 Earth

01:23:17.960 Say

01:23:18.740 There

01:23:19.020 Say

01:23:19.360 Aliens

01:23:19.900 Show

01:23:20.180 Up

01:23:20.440 Right

01:23:20.780 Is

01:23:21.920 There

01:23:22.200 A

01:23:22.560 Society

01:23:23.280 Or

01:23:24.040 Culture

01:23:24.560 Or

01:23:24.840 Ethnicity

01:23:25.360 That's

01:23:25.680 Best

01:23:26.220 Evolved

01:23:27.000 You

01:23:27.180 Think

01:23:27.620 To

01:23:28.460 Handle

01:23:29.220 It

01:23:29.440 Scientists

01:23:29.960 Really

01:23:31.040 Scientists

01:23:32.620 If

01:23:33.800 An

01:23:33.940 Alien

01:23:34.140 Landed

01:23:37.200 Right

01:23:37.320 In

01:23:37.440 Front

01:23:37.580 Of

01:23:37.660 Us

01:23:37.760 And

01:23:38.300 Said

01:23:38.580 To

01:23:38.740 You

01:23:39.000 Take

01:23:39.780 Me

01:23:39.900 To

01:23:40.040 Your

01:23:40.180 Leader

01:23:40.440 Are

01:23:40.780 You

01:23:40.900 Going

01:23:41.000 To

01:23:41.080 Take

01:23:41.220 Him

01:23:41.300 To

01:23:41.380 The

01:23:41.480 White

01:23:41.640 House

01:23:41.840 No

01:23:42.980 No

01:23:43.320 Of

01:23:43.540 Of

01:23:43.560 Of

01:23:43.620 Of

01:23:43.780 Of

01:23:43.860 Of

01:23:44.360 Congress

01:23:44.680 No

01:23:45.000 No

01:23:46.040 That's

01:23:46.780 A

01:23:46.900 Great

01:23:47.120 Question

01:23:47.460 That's

01:23:47.600 My

01:23:47.760 Point

01:23:48.060 You

01:23:48.620 Would

01:23:48.740 Take

01:23:48.940 Him

01:23:49.040 To

01:23:49.180 Well

01:23:49.460 I

01:23:49.700 I

01:23:49.720 Am

01:23:49.780 To

01:23:50.020 Speak

01:23:50.240 For

01:23:50.500 You

01:23:50.740 But

01:23:51.480 I

01:23:52.140 Happen

01:23:52.440 To

01:23:52.600 Be

01:23:52.920 A

01:23:53.180 Scientist

01:23:53.620 But

01:23:53.740 If

01:23:53.840 I

01:23:53.900 Were

01:23:53.980 Not

01:23:54.160 A

01:23:54.280 Scientist

01:23:54.620 I

01:23:54.900 Would

01:23:55.020 Take

01:23:55.180 Him

01:23:55.280 To

01:23:55.380 A

01:23:55.480 Scientist

01:23:55.840 You

01:23:55.960 Would

01:23:56.220 Yes

01:23:56.660 A

01:23:57.040 Biologist

01:23:57.640 Or

01:23:58.420 A

01:23:58.980 Physicist

01:24:00.040 Somebody

01:24:00.660 Who

01:24:00.780 By

01:24:01.360 The

01:24:01.460 Way

01:24:01.720 Say

01:24:01.960 Science

01:24:02.320 Is

01:24:02.440 Close

01:24:02.700 That

01:24:02.920 Day

01:24:03.140 Come

01:24:05.300 Back

01:24:05.520 Out

01:24:05.860 To

01:24:06.020 Lunch

01:24:06.300 Come

01:24:06.580 Back

01:24:06.760 Tomorrow

01:24:07.100 Open

01:24:08.060 At

01:24:08.220 Nine

01:24:08.460 In

01:24:08.580 The

01:24:08.640 Morning

01:24:08.900 So

01:24:09.620 Even

01:24:10.180 Science

01:24:10.620 Has

01:24:10.840 A

01:24:11.000 Sandwich

01:24:11.440 Bro

01:24:11.760 Where

01:24:12.520 Would

01:24:12.760 You

01:24:12.880 Take

01:24:13.280 Him

01:24:13.480 You

01:24:14.180 Speak

01:24:14.480 Science

01:24:14.880 Like

01:24:15.080 Is

01:24:15.200 The

01:24:15.320 One

01:24:15.520 Dude

01:24:15.840 Behind

01:24:16.160 The

01:24:16.340 Counter

01:24:16.640 I

01:24:17.240 'm

01:24:19.580 Just

01:24:19.720 Saying

01:24:20.180 Where

01:24:21.180 Would

01:24:21.460 You

01:24:21.640 Take

01:24:22.020 Him

01:24:22.180 Then

01:24:22.380 Let

01:24:22.820 Let

01:24:23.100 Let

01:24:23.120 Let

01:24:23.360 Me

01:24:23.440 Finish

01:24:23.800 What

01:24:24.040 Happens

01:24:24.380 If

01:24:24.580 You

01:24:24.640 Trying

01:24:24.880 To

01:24:24.980 Talk

01:24:25.180 To

01:24:25.300 To

01:24:25.320 Him

01:24:25.660 Okay

01:24:25.940 My

01:24:26.320 Point

01:24:26.580 Is

01:24:26.840 Mathematics

01:24:28.160 I

01:24:28.320 Give

01:24:28.480 Them

01:24:28.560 A

01:24:28.680 Treat

01:24:28.900 First

01:24:29.200 I

01:24:29.340 Think

01:24:29.500 You

01:24:29.640 Have

01:24:29.920 To

01:24:30.040 A

01:24:30.260 Treat

01:24:30.580 They

01:24:30.980 They're

01:24:31.040 Not

01:24:31.140 A

01:24:31.320 Pet

01:24:31.680 They

01:24:32.520 Just

01:24:32.700 Flew

01:24:33.000 Here

01:24:33.300 In

01:24:33.660 A

01:24:33.800 Ship

01:24:34.460 Way

01:24:34.800 More

01:24:35.000 Advanced

01:24:35.440 Than

01:24:35.580 Anything

01:24:35.820 We've

01:24:36.120 Ever

01:24:36.280 Conceived

01:24:36.880 You

01:24:37.200 Here

01:24:37.820 Here's

01:24:38.260 A

01:24:38.380 Chew

01:24:38.580 Toy

01:24:38.880 I

01:24:40.900 You

01:24:42.120 Will

01:24:43.140 Be

01:24:43.260 The

01:24:43.420 First

01:24:43.700 Human

01:24:44.080 Zapped

01:24:44.600 By

01:24:44.920 Alien

01:24:45.520 Laser

01:24:45.980 You

01:24:47.620 Hit

01:24:48.340 Him

01:24:48.440 With

01:24:48.560 That

01:24:48.760 Snicker

01:24:49.240 Then

01:24:51.600 Your

01:24:51.760 Friend

01:24:52.120 Forever

01:24:52.620 He

01:24:54.860 Be

01:24:55.020 Pulling

01:24:55.400 On

01:24:55.520 Your

01:24:55.620 This

01:24:55.780 Is

01:24:56.100 Steven

01:24:57.260 Spielberg

01:24:57.960 Where

01:24:58.160 They

01:24:58.300 Eating

01:24:58.720 The

01:24:59.980 Reese's

01:25:00.460 Pieces

01:25:00.880 No

01:25:01.140 He

01:25:03.460 Bring

01:25:03.740 His

01:25:03.940 Friends

01:25:04.320 Next

01:25:04.620 Week

01:25:04.940 Now

01:25:05.180 You

01:25:05.320 Give

01:25:05.480 A

01:25:05.580 Reese's

01:25:06.000 To

01:25:06.120 An

01:25:06.260 Alien

01:25:06.560 It's

01:25:06.820 Going

01:25:06.900 To

01:25:06.920 Get

01:25:07.060 Diabetes

01:25:07.700 How

01:25:08.040 Do

01:25:08.140 You

01:25:08.220 Know

01:25:08.420 It

01:25:08.540 Can

01:25:08.680 Handle

01:25:09.000 It

01:25:09.200 That's

01:25:09.520 A

01:25:11.880 Good

01:25:12.720 Point

01:25:13.120 Now

01:25:13.740 He's

01:25:14.080 Stuck

01:25:14.360 What

01:25:14.760 If

01:25:14.860 He

01:25:14.960 Becomes

01:25:15.300 All

01:25:15.540 Lazy

01:25:15.980 And

01:25:16.200 Stuff

01:25:16.380 And

01:25:16.540 Start

01:25:16.780 Getting

01:25:17.020 Acclimated

01:25:17.760 It's

01:25:18.040 Bad

01:25:18.320 And

01:25:18.460 Lazy

01:25:18.780 On

01:25:19.040 Earth

01:25:19.240 That

01:25:19.640 Has

01:25:19.780 To

01:25:19.860 Be

01:25:19.980 A

01:25:20.100 Movie

01:25:20.320 Like

01:25:21.160 That

01:25:21.460 I

01:25:21.800 Don't

01:25:21.940 Know

01:25:22.160 But

01:25:22.920 Okay

01:25:23.500 So

01:25:23.920 He's

01:25:24.200 Here

01:25:24.360 What

01:25:24.540 Do

01:25:24.620 You

01:25:24.720 Do

01:25:24.980 What

01:25:25.200 I'm

01:25:25.320 Saying

01:25:25.600 Is

01:25:25.920 That

01:25:26.880 I

01:25:28.080 Have

01:25:28.240 A

01:25:36.000 They

01:25:36.440 Got

01:25:36.640 Here

01:25:36.800 From

01:25:36.980 Across

01:25:37.300 The

01:25:37.480 Universe

01:25:37.860 So

01:25:38.220 Those

01:25:38.680 Laws

01:25:39.300 Would

01:25:39.380 Be

01:25:39.500 Totally

01:25:39.800 The

01:25:39.980 Same

01:25:40.140 On

01:25:40.260 Their

01:25:40.380 Planet

01:25:40.640 Totally

01:25:41.100 The

01:25:41.320 Same

01:25:41.620 So

01:25:41.940 If

01:25:42.360 You're

01:25:42.500 Going

01:25:42.520 To

01:25:42.600 Start

01:25:43.080 With

01:25:43.780 A

01:25:43.920 Language

01:25:44.380 Like

01:25:44.660 This

01:25:44.880 Is

01:25:45.000 A

01:25:45.140 Cup

01:25:45.500 And

01:25:45.680 This

01:25:45.800 Is

01:25:45.900 Fork

01:25:46.340 And

01:25:46.460 This

01:25:46.580 It's

01:25:47.200 Like

01:25:47.340 This

01:25:47.600 Is

01:25:47.740 Our

01:25:47.900 Elements

01:25:48.360 And

01:25:48.920 We

01:25:49.380 Call

01:25:49.780 This

01:25:49.940 Aluminum

01:25:50.460 We

01:25:50.860 Call

01:25:51.080 This

01:25:51.340 And

01:25:51.500 They

01:25:51.640 Will

01:25:51.820 Know

01:25:52.160 And

01:25:52.680 They

01:25:52.840 Start

01:25:53.200 To

01:25:53.360 Develop

01:25:53.700 A

01:25:53.860 Common

01:25:54.140 Vocabulary

01:25:54.760 So

01:25:55.280 That

01:25:55.440 You

01:26:06.000 Largest

01:26:06.460 Radio

01:26:06.820 Telescope

01:26:07.240 Is

01:26:07.360 Going

01:26:07.460 To

01:26:07.500 Pick

01:26:07.760 It

01:26:07.860 Up

01:26:07.960 First

01:26:08.320 And

01:26:08.780 You

01:26:08.840 Know

01:26:08.920 Where

01:26:09.020 That

01:26:09.180 Is

01:26:09.400 Hold

01:26:10.700 On

01:26:10.820 Let

01:26:10.940 Let

01:26:10.960 Me

01:26:11.020 Think

01:26:11.260 Arizona

01:26:11.760 It

01:26:12.500 Was

01:26:12.640 Once

01:26:12.940 On

01:26:13.700 American

01:26:13.980 Soil

01:26:14.360 In

01:26:14.580 Puerto

01:26:14.800 Rico

01:26:15.040 The

01:26:15.820 The

01:26:16.220 Artecibo

01:26:16.720 Telescope

01:26:17.180 But

01:26:17.660 That

01:26:17.840 Collapsed

01:26:18.400 Out

01:26:18.580 Of

01:26:18.720 Disuse

01:26:19.200 And

01:26:19.460 Okay

01:26:19.860 The

01:26:20.300 Largest

01:26:20.680 Radio

01:26:21.100 Telescope

01:26:21.340 In

01:26:21.420 The

01:26:21.440 World

01:26:21.560 Is

01:26:21.720 In

01:26:21.840 China

01:26:22.120 Wow

01:26:23.140 So

01:26:23.320 The

01:26:23.460 First

01:26:23.740 Humans

01:26:24.280 That

01:26:36.000 Will Know

01:26:36.320 How

01:26:36.460 To

01:26:36.600 Think

01:26:36.940 About

01:26:37.220 And

01:26:37.600 Pose

01:26:37.940 Questions

01:26:38.500 To

01:26:38.800 Them

01:26:39.040 For

01:26:39.820 This

01:26:40.000 For

01:26:40.440 This

01:26:40.600 Reason

01:26:40.840 And

01:26:41.200 I

01:26:41.260 Got

01:26:41.380 A

01:26:41.500 Little

01:26:41.660 Dust

01:26:42.040 Up

01:26:42.260 When

01:26:42.480 I

01:26:42.600 Saw

01:26:42.740 The

01:26:42.880 Movie

01:26:43.180 Arrival

01:26:43.840 And

01:26:44.960 Aliens

01:26:45.400 Visit

01:26:45.680 And

01:26:45.780 They

01:26:45.900 Park

01:26:46.120 These

01:26:46.300 Pods

01:26:46.780 Floating

01:26:47.200 Over

01:26:47.380 There

01:26:47.480 And

01:26:48.140 So

01:26:48.320 The

01:26:48.460 Government

01:26:48.740 Gets

01:26:49.100 Two

01:26:49.360 People

01:26:49.660 They

01:26:50.240 Get

01:26:50.620 A

01:26:51.100 Linguist

01:26:52.920 And

01:26:54.160 A

01:26:54.340 Physicist

01:26:55.220 To

01:26:56.220 Decode

01:26:57.000 Their

01:26:57.360 And

01:26:57.980 I'm

01:26:58.100 Thinking

01:26:58.320 No

01:26:59.100 No

01:26:59.920 You

01:27:06.000 The

01:27:06.220 Alien

01:27:06.540 Is

01:27:06.740 Like

01:27:06.920 A

01:27:07.100 Septipod

01:27:07.880 Looks

01:27:08.180 Like

01:27:08.300 An

01:27:08.400 Octopus

01:27:08.800 But

01:27:08.960 It

01:27:09.020 Was

01:27:09.100 Only

01:27:09.280 Seven

01:27:09.660 Things

01:27:10.320 And

01:27:10.460 It's

01:27:10.600 Squid

01:27:11.160 Inking

01:27:11.620 Messages

01:27:13.020 On

01:27:13.320 A

01:27:13.440 Glass

01:27:14.420 It's

01:27:14.820 Underwater

01:27:15.320 Or

01:27:15.580 Wherever

01:27:15.820 Medium

01:27:16.540 It's

01:27:16.820 In

01:27:17.000 And

01:27:17.380 So

01:27:17.620 There

01:27:18.360 It

01:27:18.520 Goes

01:27:18.780 Okay

01:27:19.340 Your

01:27:20.640 Boy

01:27:20.840 Brought

01:27:21.100 It

01:27:21.200 Up

01:27:21.320 On

01:27:21.480 The

01:27:22.240 Screen

01:27:22.780 Okay

01:27:24.020 Arrival

01:27:24.960 Yeah

01:27:25.180 It's

01:27:25.500 Arrival

01:27:25.760 Diplomacy

01:27:26.920 Scene

01:27:27.260 Yeah

01:27:27.460 So

01:27:28.020 We're

01:27:29.100 Trying

01:27:29.240 To

01:27:29.340 Find

01:27:29.520 What

01:27:29.740 Are

01:27:29.820 They

01:27:29.940 Trying

01:27:30.120 To

01:27:30.220 Say

01:27:30.380 To

01:27:30.500 And

01:27:30.760 Why

01:27:30.980 And

01:27:31.540 So

01:27:31.700 I

01:27:31.840 Would

01:27:31.940 Have

01:27:32.020 Brought

01:27:32.120 A

01:27:32.240 Cryptographer

01:27:32.840 And

01:27:33.360 An

01:27:34.220 Astrobiologist

01:27:35.160 But

01:27:35.700 They

01:27:35.860 Brought

01:27:36.120 A

01:27:36.340 Was

01:27:36.900 It

01:27:37.020 A

01:27:37.260 Linguist

01:27:37.880 A

01:27:39.020 Cultural

01:27:39.580 Linguist

01:27:40.340 And

01:27:40.640 A

01:27:40.800 Not

01:27:41.080 Linguist

01:27:41.740 Could

01:27:42.580 You

01:27:43.600 Look

01:27:43.860 That

01:27:44.000 Up

01:27:44.100 Real

01:27:44.240 Quick

01:27:44.480 The

01:27:45.420 The

01:27:45.660 Profession

01:27:46.200 Of

01:27:46.340 The

01:27:46.480 Woman

01:27:46.840 The

01:27:47.240 Was

01:27:48.240 She

01:27:48.400 Hot

01:27:48.700 Too

01:27:48.960 I

01:27:49.480 Don't

01:27:49.680 Remember

01:27:50.240 You

01:27:51.420 Gotta

01:27:51.600 Bring

01:27:51.840 A

01:27:51.960 Hottie

01:27:52.280 Out

01:27:52.420 If

01:27:52.540 An

01:27:52.660 Alien

01:27:52.960 Shows

01:27:53.360 I

01:27:54.280 Think

01:27:54.500 You

01:27:54.640 Gotta

01:27:54.840 Show

01:27:55.180 Up

01:27:55.420 With

01:27:55.580 Some

01:27:55.820 Real

01:27:56.160 Dimes

01:27:56.700 She

01:27:56.800 Was

01:27:56.900 Yeah

01:27:57.840 She

01:27:57.980 Was

01:27:58.120 A

01:27:58.240 Linguist

01:27:58.660 Yeah

01:27:59.060 Okay

01:27:59.280 So

01:27:59.720 So

01:28:00.180 They

01:28:00.320 Have

01:28:00.480 A

01:28:00.600 Linguist

01:28:01.040 And

01:28:01.240 A

01:28:01.360 Physicist

01:28:01.740 Physicist

01:28:02.460 Is

01:28:02.580 Good

01:28:02.800 But

01:28:02.940 Not

01:28:03.100 As

01:28:03.220 Good

01:28:03.320 As

01:28:03.420 A

01:28:03.500 Cryptographer

01:28:04.000 Who's

01:28:04.240 Trying

01:28:04.400 To

01:28:04.500 Figure

01:28:04.680 Out

01:28:04.900 What

01:28:05.200 The

01:28:05.320 They're

01:28:05.560 Saying

01:28:05.820 So

01:28:06.240 I

01:28:06.400 Posted

01:28:07.000 That

01:28:07.260 And

01:28:07.560 I

01:28:07.660 Shouldn't

01:28:07.960 Have

01:28:08.240 That

01:28:08.960 Should

01:28:09.100 Have

01:28:09.160 Been

01:28:09.240 My

01:28:09.400 Forbidden

01:28:09.840 Twitter

01:28:10.320 File

01:28:10.620 Because

01:28:11.140 No

01:28:12.100 Because

01:28:12.600 My

01:28:13.780 People

01:28:14.140 Are

01:28:14.280 In

01:28:14.380 Movies

01:28:14.660 All

01:28:14.860 The

01:28:14.980 Time

01:28:15.280 Right

01:28:15.620 We

01:28:15.920 Have

01:28:16.220 Astrophysicists

01:28:17.120 All

01:28:17.580 How often

01:28:18.220 Is

01:28:18.400 A

01:28:18.540 Linguist

01:28:18.900 In

01:28:19.040 A

01:28:19.140 Movie

01:28:19.380 Yeah

01:28:19.860 All

01:28:20.140 Right

01:28:20.320 And

01:28:20.500 It

01:28:20.560 Was

01:28:20.700 Their

01:28:20.840 One

01:28:22.000 Chance

01:28:22.300 And

01:28:23.000 I

01:28:23.100 Felt

01:28:23.340 Bad

01:28:24.020 I

01:28:24.800 Burn

01:28:25.100 Them

01:28:25.360 I

01:28:25.540 Throw

01:28:25.800 Some

01:28:26.000 Shade

01:28:26.460 On

01:28:26.700 Their

01:28:26.900 But

01:28:27.480 Now

01:28:27.680 What

01:28:27.880 About

01:28:28.100 This

01:28:28.340 So

01:28:28.540 Tell

01:28:28.800 Me

01:28:28.960 This

01:28:29.220 So

01:28:30.320 The

01:28:30.460 Chinese

01:28:30.820 Would

01:28:31.080 Be

01:28:31.160 The

01:28:31.340 First

01:28:31.600 People

01:28:31.860 To

01:28:32.040 Know

01:28:32.220 That

01:28:32.460 No

01:28:32.700 To

01:28:32.980 Hear

01:28:33.240 A

01:28:33.400 Signal

01:28:33.660 Do

01:28:34.620 You

01:28:34.840 Think

01:28:35.080 That

01:28:35.220 They

01:28:35.340 Would

01:28:35.480 Tell

01:28:35.680 The

01:28:35.820 Rest

01:28:36.020 Of

01:28:36.160 Us

01:28:36.280 Or

01:28:36.380 Not

01:28:36.660 Probably

01:28:38.540 Not

01:28:38.760 Initially

01:28:39.160 But

01:28:39.580 But

01:28:40.320 Eventually

01:28:40.600 No

01:28:41.380 No

01:28:41.540 The

01:28:41.700 Thing

01:28:41.900 Is

01:28:42.040 Why

01:28:42.240 Should

01:28:42.760 They

01:28:42.980 They

01:28:43.520 They

01:28:43.860 Built

01:28:44.100 Their

01:28:44.300 Own

01:28:44.440 Dan

01:28:44.640 Telescope

01:28:45.160 That

01:28:45.580 Telescope

01:28:45.860 Is

01:28:46.000 A

01:28:46.140 Mile

01:28:46.760 In

01:28:47.020 Circumference

01:28:47.580 By

01:28:47.820 The

01:28:47.920 Way

01:28:48.120 I

01:28:48.480 Want to

01:28:48.600 Get

01:28:48.680 A

01:28:48.780 Sense

01:28:48.940 Of

01:28:49.040 How

01:28:49.140 Big

01:28:49.320 It

01:28:49.440 Is

01:28:49.640 It's

01:28:50.240 Called

01:28:50.340 The

01:28:50.480 Fast

01:28:50.800 Telescope

01:28:51.340 500

01:28:52.020 Meter

01:28:52.380 Aperture

01:28:53.060 Spherical

01:28:53.660 Telescope

01:28:54.200 That's

01:28:54.680 The acronym

01:28:55.340 Fast

01:28:55.620 But

01:28:55.920 If

01:28:56.060 They

01:28:56.220 Know

01:28:56.420 And

01:28:56.540 They

01:28:56.600 Don't

01:28:56.740 Tell

01:28:57.060 Us

01:28:57.320 Man

01:28:57.740 Then

01:28:58.900 They

01:28:59.060 Get

01:28:59.220 To

01:28:59.380 They

01:28:59.860 They

01:28:59.880 Can

01:29:00.020 Have

01:29:01.980 A

01:29:03.060 They

01:29:03.140 Say

01:29:03.320 We

01:29:03.760 Are

01:29:03.880 The

01:29:04.000 Chosen

01:29:04.300 Ones

01:29:04.660 And

01:29:04.760 Everyone

01:29:04.940 Else

01:29:05.140 On

01:29:05.260 Earth

01:29:05.440 Isn't

01:29:06.160 Send

01:29:06.660 Your

01:29:06.860 Ray

01:29:07.100 Beams

01:29:07.860 I

01:29:08.760 Don't

01:29:08.940 Know

01:29:09.060 What

01:29:09.200 They

01:29:09.300 Are

01:29:09.360 Going

01:29:09.460 To

01:29:09.520 Do

01:29:09.740 But

01:29:10.640 There

01:29:11.180 It

01:29:11.280 Is

01:29:11.500 We

01:29:11.860 Have

01:29:11.980 Another

01:29:12.140 Image

01:29:12.540 We're

01:29:12.820 Fucked

01:29:13.360 Looking

01:29:18.120 At

01:29:18.360 The

01:29:18.480 Image

01:29:18.860 On

01:29:19.060 The

01:29:19.180 Screen

01:29:19.500 I

01:29:19.920 Was

01:29:20.080 That

01:29:20.260 Visiting

01:29:20.600 That

01:29:20.760 We

01:29:20.880 Filmed

01:29:21.220 There

01:29:21.380 For

01:29:21.540 Cosmos

01:29:22.120 Oh

01:29:22.800 My

01:29:23.200 Gosh

01:29:23.880 You

01:29:24.280 Gotta

01:29:24.440 Hold

01:29:24.680 On

01:29:24.860 To

01:29:24.920 That

01:29:25.060 Footage

01:29:25.380 Oh

01:29:25.720 My

01:29:26.280 Gosh

01:29:26.920 We

01:29:27.120 Gotta

01:29:27.340 Make

01:29:27.680 This

01:29:27.860 Why

01:29:28.180 Are

01:29:28.300 We

01:29:28.480 Why

01:29:28.720 Don't

01:29:28.860 We

01:29:29.020 Have

01:29:29.200 Anything

01:29:29.460 Like

01:29:29.740 Because

01:29:30.120 We

01:29:30.760 Are

01:29:31.180 Not

01:29:31.620 We

01:29:31.820 Like

01:29:32.040 To

01:29:32.180 Think

01:29:32.360 Of

01:29:32.460 Our

01:29:32.560 We're

01:29:33.020 Americans

01:29:33.460 And

01:29:33.740 We

01:29:33.860 Over

01:29:35.780 History

01:29:36.200 We've

01:29:36.500 Been

01:29:36.620 Reactive

01:29:37.260 To

01:29:38.500 Challenges

01:29:39.260 From

01:29:39.680 Other

01:29:39.860 Countries

01:29:40.260 Not

01:29:40.480 Proactive

01:29:41.060 And

01:29:41.480 What

01:29:41.680 Are

01:29:41.800 We

01:29:41.940 Now

01:29:42.180 As

01:29:42.340 As

01:29:42.620 When

01:29:42.740 It

01:29:42.820 Comes

01:29:42.940 To

01:29:43.040 Challenges

01:29:43.360 From

01:29:43.560 Outer

01:29:43.760 Space

01:29:43.960 We

01:29:44.080 Have

01:29:44.600 Nothing

01:29:44.900 That

01:29:45.180 Rivals

01:29:45.500 That

01:29:45.760 At

01:29:46.700 All

01:29:46.860 So

01:29:47.920 When

01:29:48.120 It

01:29:48.260 Comes

01:29:48.500 To

01:29:48.640 Space

01:29:48.960 We're

01:29:49.200 Not

01:29:49.420 Really

01:29:49.680 The

01:29:49.840 No

01:29:50.040 No

01:29:50.260 In

01:29:51.060 Space

01:29:51.720 In

01:29:52.040 Access

01:29:52.360 To

01:29:52.580 Space

01:29:52.880 Plus

01:29:53.300 You

01:29:53.360 Have

01:29:53.440 The

01:29:53.540 Billionaire

01:29:53.900 Boys

01:29:54.260 Race

01:29:54.520 That's

01:29:54.820 Up

01:29:54.960 There

01:29:55.160 And

01:29:56.000 By

01:29:56.680 The

01:29:56.740 Way

01:29:56.820 There's

01:29:56.940 A

01:29:57.000 Whole

01:29:57.140 Chapter

01:29:57.520 In

01:29:57.640 Here

01:29:57.760 Called

01:29:57.980 Earth

01:29:58.240 And

01:29:58.380 Moon

01:29:58.680 Where

01:29:59.580 I

01:29:59.820 Just

01:30:00.000 Talk

01:30:00.280 About

01:30:00.600 The

01:30:01.440 Relationship

01:30:02.100 Between

01:30:02.380 Earth

01:30:02.620 And

01:30:02.760 The

01:30:02.860 Moon

01:30:03.000 And

01:30:03.140 Going

01:30:03.400 To

01:30:03.580 The

01:30:03.740 Moon

01:30:04.080 How

01:30:05.020 We

01:30:05.300 Went

01:30:05.460 To

01:30:05.580 The

01:30:05.660 Moon

01:30:05.800 To

01:30:05.940 Explore

01:30:06.480 The

01:30:06.640 Moon

01:30:06.860 And

01:30:07.620 We

01:30:07.700 Looked

01:30:07.900 Over

01:30:08.100 Our

01:30:08.300 Shoulder

01:30:08.780 And

01:30:09.860 We

01:30:09.960 Discovered

01:30:10.520 Earth

01:30:10.860 For

01:30:11.080 The

01:30:11.200 First

01:30:20.040 Picture

01:30:20.260 Earth

01:30:21.100 Rise

01:30:21.460 Over

01:30:21.680 The

01:30:21.880 Moon

01:30:22.120 And

01:30:22.860 I

01:30:22.960 Claimed

01:30:23.280 That

01:30:23.420 There

01:30:23.500 Was

01:30:23.580 A

01:30:23.800 Firmware

01:30:24.320 Upgrade

01:30:25.000 To

01:30:25.900 Our

01:30:26.260 Awareness

01:30:27.500 In

01:30:28.300 This

01:30:28.460 Universe

01:30:28.980 Because

01:30:29.800 What

01:30:29.940 Happened

01:30:30.220 Immediately

01:30:30.700 By

01:30:31.620 1970

01:30:32.300 We

01:30:32.620 Founded

01:30:32.960 The

01:30:33.060 Environmental

01:30:33.480 Protection

01:30:33.980 Agency

01:30:34.480 The

01:30:35.040 National

01:30:35.380 Oceanic

01:30:35.940 And

01:30:36.060 Atmospheric

01:30:36.520 Administration

01:30:37.240 That

01:30:37.660 Monitors

01:30:38.140 Climate

01:30:38.560 And

01:30:38.820 Weather

01:30:39.120 We

01:30:39.680 Had

01:30:39.880 The

01:30:40.040 Comprehensive

01:30:40.680 Clean

01:30:41.060 Air

01:30:41.340 Act

01:30:41.660 Clean

01:30:42.140 Water

01:30:42.440 Act

01:30:42.700 We

01:30:43.020 Banned

01:30:43.480 Leaded

01:30:43.860 Gas

01:30:44.340 We

01:30:44.700 Banned

01:30:45.080 DDT

01:30:46.020 The

01:30:46.740 First

01:30:47.120 Earth

01:30:47.660 Day

01:30:48.140 Was

01:30:49.100 1970

01:30:49.820 Earth

01:30:50.260 Day

01:30:50.320 Was

01:30:50.440 Pretty

01:30:50.620 Chill

01:30:50.900 It

01:30:51.300 Is

01:30:51.420 Chill

01:30:51.760 But

01:30:52.240 If

01:30:52.340 You

01:30:52.440 Ask

01:30:52.840 Any

01:30:53.040 Of

01:30:53.120 Them

01:30:53.200 Why

01:30:53.520 You

01:30:53.700 Have

01:30:53.880 Earth

01:30:54.100 Day

01:30:54.300 Now

01:30:54.680 Well

01:30:54.960 Because

01:30:55.180 It's

01:30:55.320 The

01:30:55.480 Right

01:30:55.660 Thing

01:30:55.880 To

01:30:56.000 Do

01:30:56.100 This

01:30:56.400 Is

01:30:56.500 The

01:30:56.640 Firmware

01:30:57.000 Upgrade

01:30:57.460 They're

01:30:57.860 Not

01:30:58.000 Thinking

01:30:58.260 Space

01:30:58.800 Right

01:30:59.060 They're

01:30:59.300 Just

01:30:59.400 Thinking

01:30:59.560 Obviously

01:31:00.180 We

01:31:00.420 Should

01:31:00.560 No

01:31:00.940 You

01:31:01.300 Know

01:31:01.380 What

01:31:01.660 Else

01:31:01.840 Was

01:31:01.980 Going

01:31:02.180 On

01:31:02.340 In

01:31:02.440 1970

01:31:02.940 We

01:31:03.180 Were

01:31:03.300 War

01:31:04.040 Hot

01:31:04.680 War

01:31:04.940 Cold

01:31:05.340 War

01:31:05.620 Campus

01:31:06.140 Unrest

01:31:06.700 Civil

01:31:07.220 Rights

01:31:07.540 Movement

01:31:07.960 In

01:31:08.380 1968

01:31:09.060 Two

01:31:09.780 Leaders

01:31:10.760 Were

01:31:11.000 Assassinated

01:31:11.880 1971

01:31:12.940 Was

01:31:13.500 It

01:31:13.600 Was

01:31:13.780 The

01:31:13.940 Shootings

01:31:14.340 On

01:31:14.500 Kent

01:31:14.780 State

01:31:15.080 Campus

01:31:15.480 We

01:31:16.180 Had

01:31:16.520 Issues

01:31:17.180 Here

01:31:17.580 On

01:31:17.800 Earth

01:31:18.140 Don't

01:31:18.980 Tell

01:31:19.200 Me

01:31:19.360 Oh

01:31:19.540 It

01:31:19.720 Felt

01:31:19.940 Like

01:31:20.160 The

01:31:20.300 Right

01:31:20.480 Time

01:31:20.920 To

01:31:21.360 Protect

01:31:21.740 Earth

01:31:22.120 We

01:31:22.860 Had

01:31:23.020 Other

01:31:23.440 Issues

01:31:23.860 Something

01:31:24.180 Else

01:31:24.520 Was

01:31:24.680 Operating

01:31:25.260 In

01:31:25.560 Your

01:31:25.680 Brain

01:31:26.000 Stem

01:31:26.440 That

01:31:27.300 You

01:31:27.500 Weren't

01:31:27.840 Even

01:31:27.980 Aware

01:31:28.180 Of

01:31:28.280 That's

01:31:28.520 The

01:31:28.660 Firmware

01:31:29.740 Upgrade

01:31:30.120 Do

01:31:30.440 You

01:31:30.480 Remember

01:31:30.800 You

01:31:31.640 Would

01:31:31.740 Have

01:31:31.840 Seen

01:31:31.980 Videos

01:31:32.340 Of

01:31:32.520 It

01:31:32.620 The

01:31:33.020 Crying

01:31:33.520 Indian

01:31:33.840 Yeah

01:31:34.420 Okay

01:31:34.740 People

01:31:35.200 Throw

01:31:35.380 Trash

01:31:35.760 Out

01:31:35.920 The

01:31:36.060 Window

01:31:36.320 And

01:31:36.600 He

01:31:36.720 Turns

01:31:36.960 Around

01:31:37.140 And

01:31:37.260 He

01:31:37.280 Tears

01:31:37.580 And

01:31:37.700 He's

01:31:37.820 In

01:31:37.900 Head

01:31:38.080 Dress

01:31:38.360 Of

01:31:38.880 Course

01:31:39.000 That

01:31:39.160 Dude

01:31:39.420 Was

01:31:39.600 Italian

01:31:40.380 He

01:31:40.980 Was

01:31:41.360 Italian

01:31:41.740 Actor

01:31:42.080 Yeah

01:31:42.420 He

01:31:42.500 Italian

01:31:42.880 Italian

01:31:52.120 1970

01:31:52.640 People

01:31:54.080 Thrown

01:31:55.060 Trash

01:31:55.400 Out

01:31:55.580 Their

01:31:55.720 Window

01:31:55.940 For

01:31:56.160 Decades

01:31:56.680 So

01:31:56.860 Something

01:31:57.340 At

01:31:57.520 That

01:31:57.680 Point

01:31:57.900 Upgrade

01:31:58.360 Made

01:31:58.740 Us

01:31:58.920 Think

01:31:59.160 We

01:31:59.360 Gotta

01:31:59.520 Start

01:31:59.880 Looking

01:32:00.140 At

01:32:00.320 This

01:32:00.560 Place

01:32:00.900 That

01:32:01.080 We're

01:32:01.220 On

01:32:01.400 You

01:32:01.600 Know

01:32:01.720 What

01:32:01.820 That's

01:32:01.980 Called

01:32:02.160 A

01:32:02.460 Cosmic

01:32:02.800 Perspective

01:32:03.580 Now

01:32:05.980 What

01:32:06.180 About

01:32:06.380 This

01:32:06.560 Do

01:32:06.760 You

01:32:06.880 Think

01:32:07.100 We

01:32:07.240 Are

01:32:07.360 Due

01:32:07.520 For

01:32:07.700 Other

01:32:07.960 Firmware

01:32:08.380 Upgrade

01:32:08.720 I

01:32:08.880 Would

01:32:09.000 Like

01:32:09.240 To

01:32:09.500 Think

01:32:09.700 So

01:32:09.940 A

01:32:10.560 Former

01:32:10.820 Upgrade

01:32:11.180 Where

01:32:11.320 We

01:32:11.440 Stop

01:32:11.620 Killing

01:32:11.880 Each

01:32:12.100 Other

01:32:12.280 Yeah

01:32:12.640 You

01:32:13.360 Think

01:32:13.720 You

01:32:14.440 You

01:32:14.640 Know

01:32:14.740 There's

01:32:15.500 No

01:32:15.680 Greater

01:32:16.260 Argument

01:32:17.580 Someone

01:32:18.220 Gives

01:32:18.560 For

01:32:18.740 Killing

01:32:19.040 Someone

01:32:19.360 Else

01:32:19.680 Than

01:32:20.940 What

01:32:21.220 They

01:32:21.500 Believe

01:32:22.260 In

01:32:22.680 Rather

01:32:23.140 Than

01:32:23.380 What

01:32:23.540 Is

01:32:23.660 Actually

01:32:24.120 True

01:32:24.520 It's

01:32:25.780 Almost

01:32:25.960 Like

01:32:26.140 The

01:32:26.300 Less

01:32:26.540 Evidence

01:32:26.980 You

01:32:27.180 Have

01:32:27.440 For

01:32:27.560 Something

01:32:27.900 The

01:32:28.860 More

01:32:29.120 You

01:32:29.300 Are

01:32:29.420 Willing

01:32:29.800 To

01:32:30.320 Give

01:32:30.580 Your

01:32:30.720 Own

01:32:30.920 Life

01:32:31.180 Or

01:32:31.320 To

01:32:31.440 Take

01:32:31.640 Someone

01:32:31.920 Else's

01:32:32.520 Life

01:32:32.780 For

01:32:33.320 It

01:32:33.500 And

01:32:34.480 That's

01:32:34.700 Some

01:32:34.880 Weird

01:32:35.440 Stuff

01:32:36.040 For

01:32:36.420 A

01:32:36.580 Species

01:32:37.080 Weird

01:32:37.820 Behavior

01:32:38.460 Pattern

01:32:39.140 For

01:32:39.300 Now

01:32:39.720 The

01:32:40.680 World

01:32:40.980 Is

01:32:41.320 A

01:32:41.500 Much

01:32:41.780 safer

01:32:42.520 Place

01:32:43.000 Than

01:32:43.580 Ever

01:32:43.820 Before

01:32:44.220 Here's

01:32:45.660 A

01:32:45.760 Number

01:32:45.960 To

01:32:46.100 Sleep

01:32:46.320 On

01:32:46.500 You

01:32:46.600 Ready

01:32:46.740 Yeah

01:32:47.440 Probably

01:32:48.700 We live

01:32:49.180 In

01:32:49.260 A

01:32:49.360 Time

01:32:49.640 Where

01:32:49.840 If

01:32:50.000 A

01:32:50.160 Bus

01:32:50.760 Drives

01:32:51.200 Into

01:32:51.420 A

01:32:51.600 Crowd

01:32:51.820 Of

01:32:51.940 Protesters

01:32:52.440 Kills

01:32:53.680 Ten

01:32:53.900 People

01:32:54.220 That's

01:32:55.360 World

01:32:55.780 Headlines

01:32:56.340 For

01:32:57.340 A

01:32:57.460 Day

01:32:57.740 It's

01:32:58.900 National

01:32:59.380 Headlines

01:33:00.020 For

01:33:01.540 A

01:33:02.360 Week

01:33:02.600 It's

01:33:03.180 Local

01:33:03.460 Headlines

01:33:03.840 For

01:33:04.000 A

01:33:04.120 Month

01:33:04.360 Okay

01:33:05.400 Kills

01:33:06.160 Ten

01:33:06.340 People

01:33:06.640 Between

01:33:08.520 1939

01:33:09.380 And

01:33:10.020 1945

01:33:10.880 One

01:33:12.420 Thousand

01:33:13.780 Humans

01:33:14.460 Were

01:33:15.500 Killed

01:33:15.940 Per

01:33:16.860 Hour

01:33:17.620 Of

01:33:18.900 Every

01:33:19.380 Hour

01:33:19.780 Between

01:33:20.400 1939

01:33:21.080 And

01:33:21.400 1945

01:33:22.040 That

01:33:24.960 Doesn't

01:33:25.200 Happen

01:33:25.440 Today

01:33:25.740 When

01:33:26.400 Yes

01:33:26.880 We

01:33:27.020 Have

01:33:27.180 War

01:33:27.460 We

01:33:27.780 Have

01:33:27.900 Conflict

01:33:28.320 People

01:33:28.700 Are

01:33:28.840 Dying

01:33:29.180 It's

01:33:29.360 Not

01:33:29.480 Like

01:33:29.640 That

01:33:29.820 Not

01:33:30.060 Like

01:33:30.260 That

01:33:30.520 It

01:33:31.260 Is

01:33:31.380 Not

01:33:31.720 Like

01:33:32.000 That

01:33:32.300 And

01:33:33.640 Not

01:33:34.380 Long

01:33:34.620 Before

01:33:34.880 That

01:33:35.080 There

01:33:35.180 Was

01:33:35.260 Another

01:33:35.520 World

01:33:35.820 War

01:33:36.140 Plus

01:33:37.420 A

01:33:37.580 Pandemic

01:33:38.000 On

01:33:38.200 Top

01:33:38.400 Of

01:33:38.520 It

01:33:38.600 That

01:33:38.780 Ultimately

01:33:39.120 Killed

01:33:39.380 More

01:33:39.560 People

01:33:39.840 Than

01:33:42.420 So

01:33:42.620 Less

01:33:42.940 People

01:33:43.200 Are

01:33:43.400 Dying

01:33:44.000 Yes

01:33:44.540 We

01:33:45.300 Have

01:33:45.420 More

01:33:45.620 People

01:33:45.920 And

01:33:46.140 Fewer

01:33:46.380 People

01:33:46.600 Are

01:33:46.720 Dying

01:33:46.900 And

01:33:47.080 Fewer

01:33:47.380 People

01:33:47.620 Are

01:33:47.780 Living

01:33:47.980 In

01:33:48.160 Poverty

01:33:48.560 Than

01:33:49.020 Ever

01:33:49.420 Before

01:33:50.360 Okay

01:33:51.260 And

01:33:52.900 So

01:33:54.120 Yeah

01:33:55.340 So we

01:33:55.620 Have

01:33:55.760 About

01:33:56.160 8 billion

01:33:56.660 People

01:33:56.980 In

01:33:57.140 The

01:33:57.240 World

01:33:57.540 We'll

01:33:58.740 Level

01:33:59.000 Level

01:33:59.020 Level

01:33:59.040 Off

01:33:59.240 At

01:33:59.360 10

01:33:59.620 Billion

01:33:59.860 There

01:33:59.980 Are

01:34:00.060 Very

01:34:00.480 Good

01:34:00.660 Reasons

01:34:00.960 To

01:34:01.140 Think

01:34:01.340 That

01:34:01.540 That

01:34:01.760 It

01:34:01.840 Won't

01:34:02.000 Go

01:34:02.200 Above

01:34:02.760 10

01:34:03.140 Billion

01:34:03.440 It's

01:34:04.000 Not

01:34:04.160 It's

01:34:04.400 Not

01:34:04.480 Going

01:34:04.580 To

01:34:04.640 Keep

01:34:04.780 Growing

01:34:05.020 Yeah

01:34:05.240 Because

01:34:05.360 People

01:34:05.560 Aren't

01:34:05.720 Having

01:34:05.960 As

01:34:06.100 Many

01:34:06.220 Children

01:34:06.460 They're

01:34:06.600 Not

01:34:06.720 Having

01:34:06.900 As

01:34:07.000 Many

01:34:07.140 Children

01:34:07.480 We're

01:34:08.000 Living

01:34:08.180 Longer

01:34:08.580 So

01:34:08.760 That

01:34:08.900 Mitigates

01:34:09.700 That

01:34:09.920 But

01:34:10.080 Not

01:34:10.620 Having

01:34:10.820 As

01:34:10.940 Many

01:34:11.140 Children

01:34:11.480 And

01:34:12.160 The

01:34:12.300 Developed

01:34:12.820 Worlds

01:34:13.260 Developing

01:34:13.900 Worlds

01:34:14.320 That

01:34:27.540 That's

01:34:28.300 A

01:34:28.400 New

01:34:28.580 Way

01:34:28.860 I

01:34:29.060 Never

01:34:29.300 Thought

01:34:29.640 I'm

01:34:29.860 Saying

01:34:30.380 It

01:34:30.580 That

01:34:30.800 Look

01:34:31.680 Man

01:34:32.240 This

01:34:33.060 Black

01:34:33.460 Hole

01:34:33.720 Is

01:34:33.860 Closed

01:34:34.380 No

01:34:35.440 More

01:34:36.860 Kids

01:34:37.240 When

01:34:37.660 In

01:34:37.720 The

01:34:37.780 Day

01:34:38.000 You

01:34:38.140 Have

01:34:38.300 Many

01:34:38.580 Kids

01:34:39.720 Kids

01:34:40.160 Would

01:34:40.880 Die

01:34:41.280 Right

01:34:41.720 You

01:34:41.860 You

01:34:42.180 Want

01:34:42.380 To

01:34:42.460 Run

01:34:42.600 The

01:34:42.740 Farm

01:34:43.020 Or

01:34:43.140 Whatever

01:34:43.320 You're

01:34:43.540 Doing

01:34:43.780 Right

01:34:44.200 So

01:34:44.380 Now

01:34:44.560 They

01:34:44.700 Don't

01:34:44.880 Die

01:34:45.120 We

01:34:45.320 Keep

01:34:45.580 Them

01:34:45.700 Alive

01:34:46.160 And

01:34:46.400 So

01:34:46.600 The

01:34:47.600 Birth

01:34:47.940 Rates

01:34:48.140 Are

01:34:48.240 Dropping

01:34:48.580 Even

01:34:49.480 In

01:34:49.600 The

01:34:49.700 Developing

01:34:50.060 And

01:34:50.380 In

01:34:50.500 Some

01:34:50.760 Countries

01:34:51.520 The

01:34:51.700 Birth

01:34:51.860 Rate

01:34:52.000 Is

01:34:52.120 Below

01:34:52.420 Replacement

01:34:52.980 Level

01:34:53.280 So

01:34:53.720 This

01:34:53.900 All

01:34:54.080 Averages

01:34:54.580 Out

01:34:54.860 And

01:34:55.000 We'll

01:34:55.480 Settle

01:34:55.740 Out

01:34:55.940 At

01:34:56.400 About

01:34:56.620 10

01:34:57.080 Billion

01:34:57.420 But

01:34:58.500 What

01:34:58.880 My

01:34:59.220 Point

01:34:59.500 Is

01:34:59.720 We

01:35:01.000 Live

01:35:01.300 In

01:35:01.660 Sort

01:35:01.980 Of

01:35:02.060 Safer

01:35:02.480 Times

01:35:02.880 Than

01:35:03.020 Ever

01:35:03.200 Before

01:35:03.400 Even

01:35:03.640 If

01:35:03.740 It

01:35:03.800 Doesn't

01:35:04.000 Feel

01:35:04.360 That

01:35:04.600 Way

01:35:04.840 Interesting

01:35:05.440 You

01:35:05.600 Were

01:35:05.680 Talking

01:35:05.800 About

01:35:05.920 Feeling

01:35:06.240 Before

01:35:06.600 Was

01:35:07.260 It

01:35:07.380 Gallup

01:35:07.820 Or

01:35:08.000 Or

01:35:08.280 One

01:35:08.980 Of

01:35:09.080 The

01:35:09.160 Polling

01:35:09.580 Agencies

01:35:10.220 For

01:35:10.760 The

01:35:10.860 Last

01:35:11.060 30

01:35:11.360 Years

01:35:11.600 They

01:35:11.780 Ask

01:35:12.100 People

01:35:12.400 Is

01:35:13.500 Your

01:35:13.660 Community

01:35:14.120 Are

01:35:21.700 Years

01:35:21.980 People

01:35:22.920 Have

01:35:23.100 Said

01:35:23.360 It

01:35:23.580 More

01:35:23.980 Dangerous

01:35:24.480 Than

01:35:24.620 The

01:35:24.760 Previous

01:35:25.100 Year

01:35:25.420 And

01:35:26.700 In

01:35:26.880 Those

01:35:28.460 Years

01:35:28.800 The

01:35:29.020 Crime

01:35:29.320 Rate

01:35:29.480 Is

01:35:29.620 Dropped

01:35:30.000 Precipitously

01:35:30.800 The

01:35:31.100 Entire

01:35:31.620 Time

01:35:32.180 So

01:35:32.620 There's

01:35:32.800 Slang

01:35:33.040 And

01:35:33.180 Fear

01:35:33.440 That's

01:35:34.600 What

01:35:34.740 Sells

01:35:35.100 Evening

01:35:35.520 News

01:35:36.000 Really

01:35:36.360 Does

01:35:36.720 Evening

01:35:37.400 News

01:35:37.680 And

01:35:37.840 I

01:35:37.920 Have

01:35:38.060 An

01:35:38.980 Example

01:35:39.380 On

01:35:39.500 This

01:35:39.580 When

01:35:39.700 I

01:35:39.800 Grew

01:35:39.960 Up

01:35:40.140 Every

01:35:41.540 Night

01:35:41.820 I

01:35:42.340 Grew

01:35:42.460 Up

01:35:42.540 In

01:35:42.620 New

01:35:42.700 York

01:35:42.820 City

01:35:43.000 Every

01:35:43.260 Night

01:35:43.520 The

01:35:43.920 Evening

01:35:44.640 News

01:35:44.880 Would

01:35:45.020 Lead

01:35:45.180 Off

01:35:45.400 With

01:35:45.940 A

01:35:46.080 Fire

01:35:46.360 In

01:35:47.440 Some

01:35:47.640 Home

01:35:48.020 Usually

01:35:49.460 It's

01:35:49.640 A

01:35:49.780 Space

01:35:50.100 Heater

01:35:50.320 Those

01:35:50.520 Little

01:35:50.680 Space

01:35:51.060 Heaters

01:35:51.260 No

01:35:51.400 Back

01:35:51.600 Then

01:35:51.760 People

01:35:51.960 Smoked

01:35:52.280 In

01:35:52.420 Bed

01:35:52.640 Okay

01:35:53.080 And

01:35:54.220 It

01:35:54.820 Was

01:35:54.920 Before

01:35:55.380 That's

01:35:55.980 Crazy

01:35:56.420 And

01:35:56.560 It

01:35:56.600 Was

01:35:56.720 Before

01:35:57.340 It's

01:35:57.700 Fun

01:35:57.940 To

01:35:58.100 Do

01:35:58.280 But

01:35:58.480 Smoke

01:35:58.820 Alarms

01:35:59.300 Yeah

01:35:59.820 Okay

01:36:00.420 And

01:36:01.320 By the

01:36:01.500 I

01:36:01.640 Got

01:36:01.760 Something

01:36:01.980 Funny

01:36:02.460 For

01:36:02.660 You

01:36:02.780 I'll

01:36:02.980 Just

01:36:03.100 Tell

01:36:03.240 You

01:36:03.320 Just

01:36:03.520 In

01:36:03.640 A

01:36:03.720 Quick

01:36:03.880 Minute

01:36:04.100 But

01:36:04.540 The

01:36:05.100 Point

01:36:05.380 Is

01:36:05.660 I

01:36:06.800 Was

01:36:06.980 Certain

01:36:07.260 I

01:36:07.400 Would

01:36:07.520 Die

01:36:07.780 In

01:36:07.880 A

01:36:07.980 Fire

01:36:08.240 I

01:36:16.080 There's

01:36:16.360 A

01:36:16.440 Few

01:36:16.700 And

01:36:16.940 They

01:36:17.040 Make

01:36:17.200 Big

01:36:17.420 News

01:36:17.660 But

01:36:17.880 The

01:36:18.200 Rate

01:36:18.420 Compared

01:36:18.900 Back

01:36:19.180 Then

01:36:19.440 New York

01:36:20.640 Has

01:36:20.820 Fewer

01:36:21.200 Firehouses

01:36:21.760 We've

01:36:22.060 Been

01:36:22.160 Closing

01:36:22.440 Firehouses

01:36:23.060 You

01:36:23.500 Just

01:36:23.880 Don't

01:36:24.300 Need

01:36:24.540 Them

01:36:24.720 But

01:36:25.180 It's

01:36:25.260 More

01:36:25.460 Boring

01:36:25.860 Though

01:36:26.120 And

01:36:26.460 By

01:36:26.640 The

01:36:26.720 Way

01:36:26.860 What

01:36:27.220 Really

01:36:27.540 Saved

01:36:27.880 Things

01:36:28.140 Are

01:36:28.660 Smoke

01:36:28.940 Detectors

01:36:29.480 Because

01:36:30.140 I'm

01:36:30.600 Old

01:36:30.800 Enough

01:36:30.940 To

01:36:31.100 Remember

01:36:31.320 You

01:36:31.460 Might

01:36:31.620 Be

01:36:31.760 A

01:36:31.860 Little

01:36:31.940 Too

01:36:32.140 Young

01:36:32.340 For

01:36:32.460 This

01:36:32.620 Where

01:36:33.440 Before

01:36:34.220 Smoke

01:36:34.460 Detectors

01:36:34.860 You

01:36:35.280 Had

01:36:35.460 To

01:36:35.580 Buy

01:36:35.800 Flame

01:36:36.240 Retardant

01:36:46.080 Really

01:36:46.220 Okay

01:36:46.580 And

01:36:47.740 But

01:36:47.980 If

01:36:48.240 You

01:36:48.340 Think

01:36:48.680 That

01:36:48.980 Through

01:36:49.420 If

01:36:50.540 They're

01:36:50.740 In

01:36:50.960 The

01:36:51.200 Crib

01:36:51.640 And

01:36:52.160 The

01:36:52.360 Flame

01:36:52.780 Is

01:36:53.040 Strong

01:36:53.540 Enough

01:36:54.000 It's

01:36:55.620 Not

01:36:55.720 Gonna

01:36:55.840 Help

01:36:56.120 To

01:36:56.360 Burn

01:36:56.940 Their

01:36:57.220 Onesies

01:36:57.900 You

01:36:58.200 Don't

01:36:58.340 Want

01:36:58.500 The

01:36:58.640 Onesies

01:36:59.080 To

01:36:59.280 Ignite

01:36:59.760 Your

01:37:00.080 Kid

01:37:00.280 Is

01:37:00.420 Dead

01:37:00.740 Oh

01:37:01.060 Yeah

01:37:01.360 Long

01:37:02.000 Dead

01:37:02.340 It's

01:37:02.660 Almost

01:37:02.840 Like

01:37:03.020 When

01:37:03.140 You

01:37:03.220 Get

01:37:03.340 The

01:37:03.480 Hash

01:37:03.780 Round

01:37:03.960 But

01:37:04.080 It's

01:37:04.220 In

01:37:04.360 That

01:37:04.500 Little

01:37:04.700 Thing

01:37:05.100 You

01:37:05.260 Know

01:37:05.360 I

01:37:05.860 Don't

01:37:08.080 If

01:37:08.200 It's

01:37:08.320 Exactly

01:37:08.680 Like

01:37:08.900 That

01:37:09.020 But

01:37:09.120 I

01:37:09.220 Know

01:37:09.320 I

01:37:09.480 Know

01:37:09.660 Exactly

01:37:10.000 What

01:37:10.200 You're

01:37:10.320 Talking

01:37:10.480 About

01:37:10.680 Where's

01:37:13.080 The

01:37:13.280 Potato

01:37:14.180 If

01:37:14.760 The

01:37:14.900 Whole

01:37:15.100 Thing

01:37:15.360 Is

01:37:15.520 Brown

01:37:15.960 Is

01:37:16.380 Hash

01:37:16.640 Brown

01:37:16.860 Okay

01:37:17.320 Yeah

01:37:17.680 I

01:37:17.820 Don't

01:37:17.980 I

01:37:18.280 Don't

01:37:18.360 If

01:37:18.480 I

01:37:18.560 Need

01:37:18.740 This

01:37:18.940 Little

01:37:19.140 Holster

01:37:19.720 For

01:37:19.920 Like

01:37:20.420 I

01:37:20.620 Just

01:37:20.940 You

01:37:21.280 Know

01:37:21.400 Okay

01:37:21.620 So

01:37:22.280 So

01:37:23.400 So

01:37:24.380 My

01:37:24.520 Point

01:37:25.040 Is

01:37:25.260 This

01:37:26.420 Flame

01:37:26.720 And

01:37:26.940 We

01:37:27.120 Later

01:37:27.380 Learned

01:37:27.580 Some

01:37:27.760 Of

01:37:27.860 Them

01:37:27.960 Cause

01:37:28.260 Cancer

01:37:28.700 That's

01:37:29.740 Not

01:37:29.940 What

01:37:30.100 Kept

01:37:30.300 People

01:37:30.540 Alive

01:37:30.980 Ultimately

01:37:31.940 It's

01:37:32.400 The

01:37:32.500 Smoke

01:37:32.740 It's

01:37:33.020 The

01:37:33.180 Smoke

01:37:33.380 Detector

01:37:39.220 Fun Out

01:37:39.640 Everything

01:37:39.980 You

01:37:40.240 Know

01:37:40.420 They

01:37:40.780 Used

01:37:41.060 To

01:37:41.220 Have

01:37:41.700 These

01:37:42.140 Oh

01:37:42.840 We

01:37:43.100 Talking

01:37:43.260 About

01:37:43.400 Crime

01:37:43.640 Rates

01:37:43.900 So

01:37:44.400 Everyone

01:37:44.560 Thought

01:37:44.860 The

01:37:45.000 Crime

01:37:45.200 Rate

01:37:45.320 Was

01:37:45.440 Going

01:37:45.620 Up

01:37:45.780 And

01:37:45.860 It's

01:37:45.940 Been

01:37:46.020 Going

01:37:46.140 Down

01:37:46.300 The

01:37:46.420 Whole

01:37:46.520 Time

01:37:46.740 Your

01:37:47.140 Perception

01:37:47.760 Is

01:37:48.380 Not

01:37:48.640 Reality

01:37:49.240 Oh

01:37:49.580 Yeah

01:37:49.740 And

01:37:49.920 That's

01:37:50.100 A lot

01:37:50.300 Of

01:37:50.380 What

01:37:50.460 This

01:37:50.600 Book

01:37:50.720 Is

01:37:52.560 That

01:37:52.780 Oh

01:37:54.840 I

01:37:55.000 Remember

01:37:55.260 We

01:37:55.460 Had

01:37:55.620 These

01:37:55.820 Underwears

01:37:56.680 That

01:37:56.980 Had

01:37:57.280 A

01:37:57.480 Buzzer

01:37:57.860 In

01:37:58.040 Them

01:37:58.160 Right

01:37:58.360 Cause

01:37:58.540 I

01:37:58.660 Wet

01:37:58.820 The

01:37:58.960 Bed

01:37:59.180 Right

01:37:59.380 So

01:37:59.520 I

01:37:59.540 Probably

01:37:59.940 Probably

01:38:00.820 Late

01:38:01.100 20s

01:38:01.660 And

01:38:02.340 We

01:38:02.560 Had

01:38:02.860 These

01:38:03.180 Underwear

01:38:03.720 When

01:38:03.900 I

01:38:03.980 Was

01:38:04.080 A

01:38:04.220 Child

01:38:04.600 That

01:38:04.800 Got

01:38:04.960 A

01:38:05.160 Buzzer

01:38:05.540 Right

01:38:05.860 In

01:38:06.020 The

01:38:06.160 Didn't

01:38:06.560 Know

01:38:06.740 That

01:38:06.980 Yeah

01:38:07.540 So

01:38:07.740 The

01:38:07.860 P

01:38:08.000 Would

01:38:08.240 Any

01:38:09.040 Lick

01:38:09.340 Would

01:38:09.520 Hit

01:38:09.760 It

01:38:09.880 They

01:38:10.080 Go

01:38:10.380 Off

01:38:10.780 And

01:38:11.100 You'd

01:38:11.260 Wake

01:38:11.440 Up

01:38:11.680 And

01:38:11.880 You'd

01:38:12.000 Go

01:38:12.100 To

01:38:12.180 The

01:38:12.220 Bathroom

01:38:12.580 Yeah

01:38:12.920 Didn't

01:38:13.560 Know

01:38:13.680 They

01:38:13.820 Had

01:38:14.000 That

01:38:14.280 I

01:38:14.880 Mean

01:38:15.040 It

01:38:15.140 It

01:38:15.960 Helped

01:38:16.440 I

01:38:16.920 Mean

01:38:17.080 It

01:38:17.160 Was

01:38:17.320 Embarrassing

01:38:18.000 Cause

01:38:18.160 You

01:38:29.540 Your

01:38:29.640 Friend's

01:38:29.860 Like

01:38:29.940 I

01:38:30.080 Think

01:38:30.280 Something's

01:38:30.760 In

01:38:30.860 The

01:38:31.000 Yeah

01:38:31.280 Sleepovers

01:38:31.760 Are

01:38:31.960 Awkward

01:38:32.280 Right

01:38:32.680 So

01:38:33.040 Does

01:38:33.660 It

01:38:33.820 Did

01:38:34.120 It

01:38:34.200 Work

01:38:34.340 For

01:38:34.520 You

01:38:34.620 It

01:38:34.740 Worked

01:38:35.000 Pretty

01:38:35.200 Good

01:38:35.520 I

01:38:35.680 Think

01:38:35.900 And

01:38:36.080 Then

01:38:36.180 A

01:38:36.340 Pill

01:38:36.620 Came

01:38:36.960 Out

01:38:37.200 And

01:38:37.400 That

01:38:37.580 Really

01:38:37.840 I

01:38:38.000 I

01:38:38.020 Think

01:38:38.120 The

01:38:38.260 Pill

01:38:38.420 Was

01:38:38.600 It

01:38:38.780 Yeah

01:38:38.980 Better

01:38:40.200 Living

01:38:40.500 Through

01:38:40.680 Chemistry

01:38:41.020 We

01:38:41.240 Are

01:38:41.360 Sacks

01:38:41.700 Of

01:38:41.860 Chemicals

01:38:42.520 Yeah

01:38:42.700 And

01:38:42.880 The

01:38:42.980 Evidence

01:38:43.320 Of

01:38:43.480 That

01:38:43.660 Is

01:38:43.820 You

01:38:43.900 Ever

01:38:44.060 Seen

01:38:44.440 The

01:38:45.100 Book

01:38:45.360 Of

01:38:45.500 To

01:38:46.860 Treat

01:38:48.140 Your

01:38:48.400 A

01:38:48.420 It

01:38:59.540 Set Up

01:38:59.880 A

01:38:59.980 Hose

01:39:00.280 Or

01:39:00.420 Something

01:39:00.660 Oh

01:39:00.960 Dude

01:39:01.260 My

01:39:01.700 Whole

01:39:01.860 Life

01:39:02.060 I

01:39:02.140 Been

01:39:02.280 A

01:39:02.380 Late

01:39:02.520 Bloomer

01:39:02.880 Wait

01:39:03.080 Wait

01:39:03.200 So

01:39:03.380 In

01:39:03.740 Your

01:39:03.880 Not

01:39:04.320 To

01:39:04.740 Get

01:39:04.880 All

01:39:05.100 TMI

01:39:05.740 Here

01:39:06.120 But

01:39:06.620 When

01:39:08.020 You

01:39:08.200 Were

01:39:08.320 Peeing

01:39:08.560 In

01:39:08.640 The

01:39:08.700 Bed

01:39:08.840 Were

01:39:09.020 You

01:39:09.140 Dreaming

01:39:09.640 That

01:39:09.840 You

01:39:09.960 Were

01:39:10.060 Peeing

01:39:10.360 In

01:39:10.580 A

01:39:10.660 Bathroom

01:39:10.960 Sometimes

01:39:11.660 I

01:39:12.020 Would

01:39:12.160 Be

01:39:12.360 Dreaming

01:39:12.880 That

01:39:13.020 I

01:39:13.120 Was

01:39:13.280 Peeing

01:39:13.760 Sometimes

01:39:14.640 I

01:39:14.840 Would

01:39:14.940 Even

01:39:15.060 Be

01:39:15.200 Dreaming

01:39:15.440 That

01:39:15.560 I

01:39:15.620 Was

01:39:15.720 Peeing

01:39:15.980 In

01:39:16.080 A

01:39:16.200 Bed

01:39:16.500 You

01:39:17.580 You

01:39:17.600 Well

01:39:18.880 That

01:39:19.000 Is

01:39:19.080 An

01:39:19.140 Authentic

01:39:19.540 Reality

01:39:19.900 My

01:39:20.820 Brain

01:39:21.020 Couldn't

01:39:21.280 Give

01:39:21.420 Me

01:39:21.540 Any

01:39:21.740 More

01:39:21.920 Clues

01:39:22.440 But

01:39:23.200 Sometimes

01:39:23.860 Yeah

01:39:24.200 I

01:39:24.320 Would

01:39:24.460 Just

01:39:24.720 Be

01:39:25.020 Deep

01:39:25.780 Asleep

01:39:26.340 I

01:39:26.520 Don't

01:39:26.660 Know

01:39:27.000 I

01:39:28.000 Just

01:39:29.160 Wet

01:39:31.120 The

01:39:31.340 Bed

01:39:31.640 I

01:39:32.000 Wetted

01:39:32.300 As

01:39:32.520 A

01:39:32.640 Child

01:39:33.060 And

01:39:33.220 I

01:39:33.360 Wetted

01:39:33.580 As

01:39:33.820 An

01:39:33.940 Adult

01:39:34.360 You

01:39:36.520 Turn

01:39:36.800 Out

01:39:36.960 Okay

01:39:37.200 Though

01:39:37.460 Yeah

01:39:38.060 I

01:39:38.500 Think

01:39:38.700 I'm

01:39:38.840 Just

01:39:38.980 A

01:39:39.100 Late

01:39:39.280 Bloomer

01:39:39.640 Everything

01:39:40.920 Has

01:39:41.280 Been

01:39:41.480 About

01:39:41.780 10

01:39:42.080 Years

01:39:42.320 Okay

01:39:42.580 You

01:39:42.840 You

01:39:43.840 Okay

01:39:44.120 With

01:39:44.320 That

01:39:44.540 Why

01:39:45.820 Does

01:39:46.000 It

01:39:46.160 Sometimes

01:39:46.600 When I

01:39:46.880 Look

01:39:47.120 At

01:39:47.260 Space

01:39:48.320 Right

01:39:48.840 I'm

01:39:49.640 Standing

01:39:49.980 There

01:39:50.200 I'm

01:39:50.360 Looking

01:39:50.540 Out

01:39:50.740 At

01:39:50.880 Space

01:39:51.180 By

01:39:51.400 The

01:39:51.440 Way

01:39:51.540 If

01:39:51.700 You're

01:39:51.820 In

01:39:51.920 Space

01:39:52.280 And

01:39:52.540 Your

01:39:52.680 Jetpack

01:39:53.040 Stop

01:39:53.260 Working

01:39:53.540 If

01:39:54.060 You

01:39:54.240 Pee

01:39:54.580 Forward

01:39:54.940 You'll

01:39:55.640 Move

01:39:56.040 Backwards

01:39:56.440 That

01:39:56.720 Much

01:39:57.000 Propulsion

01:39:57.480 Will

01:39:57.640 Help

01:39:57.840 Well

01:39:58.120 In

01:39:58.420 Space

01:39:58.740 Any

01:39:59.180 Propulsion

01:39:59.680 Works

01:40:00.560 Because

01:40:01.380 There's

01:40:01.500 No

01:40:01.620 Friction

01:40:01.940 Anywhere

01:40:02.360 So

01:40:02.760 If

01:40:03.140 You

01:40:03.240 Send

01:40:03.540 Any

01:40:03.720 Liquid

01:40:04.000 Out

01:40:04.260 For

01:40:04.460 You

01:40:04.780 Could

01:40:04.960 Fart

01:40:05.500 The

01:40:05.680 Other

01:40:05.820 Direction

01:40:06.200 And

01:40:06.420 You'll

01:40:06.620 Propel

01:40:07.000 Backward

01:40:07.520 So

01:40:16.160 And

01:40:16.540 We're

01:40:16.680 Good

01:40:16.920 Like

01:40:17.320 Damn

01:40:17.480 I

01:40:17.580 Wasted

01:40:17.820 All

01:40:18.000 My

01:40:18.120 Fuel

01:40:18.440 Sitting

01:40:19.500 There

01:40:19.860 What

01:40:21.520 If

01:40:21.820 Now

01:40:22.660 That's

01:40:22.840 Advice

01:40:23.200 I'm

01:40:23.780 Pretty

01:40:23.960 Sure

01:40:24.100 You

01:40:24.200 Didn't

01:40:24.320 Think

01:40:24.480 You'd

01:40:24.620 Be

01:40:24.720 Getting

01:40:24.900 Today

01:40:25.200 I

01:40:25.400 Didn't

01:40:25.580 At

01:40:25.720 All

01:40:25.880 But

01:40:26.400 I'm

01:40:26.520 Glad

01:40:26.680 To

01:40:26.800 Know

01:40:27.000 That

01:40:27.200 Take

01:40:28.060 A can

01:40:28.340 Of

01:40:28.480 Beans

01:40:28.780 If

01:40:28.900 You're

01:40:29.000 Headed

01:40:29.180 Out

01:40:29.300 In

01:40:29.440 The

01:40:29.520 By

01:40:32.740 The

01:40:32.860 You

01:40:33.220 Know

01:40:33.300 The

01:40:33.460 Swamis

01:40:33.880 That

01:40:34.040 They

01:40:34.140 Show

01:40:34.360 Pictures

01:40:34.680 Of

01:40:34.920 Who

01:40:35.020 Are

01:40:35.100 Levitated

01:40:35.760 Yeah

01:40:36.220 With

01:40:36.600 Their

01:40:36.780 Cross

01:40:37.360 Legs

01:40:37.780 So

01:40:39.960 You

01:40:40.940 Can't

01:40:41.340 Do

01:40:41.500 That

01:40:41.760 Unless

01:40:42.220 He

01:40:43.060 Is

01:40:43.260 Actively

01:40:43.820 Expelling

01:40:44.740 Gas

01:40:45.140 Out

01:40:45.360 Of

01:40:45.440 His

01:40:45.580 Butthole

01:40:45.940 So

01:40:46.580 You'd

01:40:46.920 Have

01:40:47.060 To

01:40:47.180 Eat

01:40:47.540 A lot

01:40:47.760 Of

01:40:47.860 Beans

01:40:48.220 And

01:40:48.720 Sew

01:40:49.060 Up

01:40:49.200 The

01:40:49.340 Butthole

01:40:49.640 To

01:40:49.800 Get

01:40:49.940 Very

01:40:50.180 High

01:40:50.400 Pressure

01:40:50.800 And

01:40:51.420 Then

01:40:51.800 Pop

01:40:52.240 It

01:40:52.360 Open

01:40:52.600 And

01:40:52.820 Then

01:40:52.980 He

01:40:53.100 Can

01:40:53.240 Levitate

01:40:53.640 Wow

01:40:54.120 Yeah

01:40:54.380 So

01:40:54.780 That's

01:40:55.740 Definitely

01:40:56.840 Advertising

01:40:57.800 They're

01:40:58.580 Using

01:40:58.860 That

01:40:59.120 They're

01:40:59.300 Well

01:40:59.780 No

01:40:59.920 I'll

01:41:00.080 Say

01:41:00.320 They're

01:41:00.780 Completely

01:41:01.120 Defying

01:41:01.940 Known

01:41:02.300 Laws

01:41:02.580 Of

01:41:02.680 Physics

01:41:03.020 So

01:41:03.440 Nobody

01:41:03.780 Can

01:41:04.000 Levitate

01:41:10.940 They

01:41:11.160 Do

01:41:11.660 And

01:41:13.100 Okay

01:41:13.820 It's

01:41:14.400 Just

01:41:14.500 Not

01:41:14.620 Useful

01:41:15.040 If

01:41:15.300 I

01:41:15.480 Can't

01:41:15.960 Reproduce

01:41:16.420 It

01:41:16.520 In

01:41:16.580 The

01:41:16.680 Lab

01:41:16.960 Under

01:41:18.220 Control

01:41:18.560 Conditions

01:41:19.080 With

01:41:19.300 Cameras

01:41:19.720 And

01:41:19.840 Everything

01:41:20.120 It's

01:41:20.940 Just

01:41:21.080 Not

01:41:21.320 Useful

01:41:21.920 Yeah

01:41:22.740 And

01:41:23.460 So

01:41:23.860 Magic

01:41:24.280 Isn't

01:41:24.600 Real

01:41:24.860 Um

01:41:26.560 No

01:41:28.060 Well

01:41:28.320 You

01:41:28.740 Know

01:41:28.920 The

01:41:29.220 Arthur

01:41:29.460 C.

01:41:29.740 Clark

01:41:29.980 Edict

01:41:30.600 Any

01:41:31.460 Sufficiently

01:41:32.260 Advanced

01:41:32.800 Science

01:41:34.340 Is

01:41:40.940 So

01:41:41.300 If

01:41:41.460 An

01:41:41.560 Alien

01:41:41.840 Comes

01:41:42.140 Up

01:41:42.380 And

01:41:42.580 Waves

01:41:43.120 Their

01:41:43.280 Hand

01:41:43.560 And

01:41:43.700 Something

01:41:43.920 Happens

01:41:44.360 You'll

01:41:44.840 Say

01:41:44.980 It's

01:41:45.120 Magic

01:41:45.460 But

01:41:45.840 To

01:41:45.940 Them

01:41:46.060 It's

01:41:46.200 Science

01:41:46.560 It's

01:41:46.840 Just

01:41:47.020 Super

01:41:47.260 Science

01:41:47.700 Correct

01:41:48.060 In fact

01:41:48.700 I

01:41:49.040 I

01:41:49.640 I

01:41:49.920 Don't

01:41:50.340 Me

01:41:50.400 To

01:41:50.540 Brag

01:41:50.880 Or

01:41:51.020 Anything

01:41:51.220 You

01:41:51.560 You

01:41:51.580 Do

01:41:51.700 Magic

01:41:51.980 No

01:41:52.520 I

01:41:52.840 Did

01:41:53.000 When I

01:41:53.140 Was

01:41:53.240 A kid

01:41:53.460 I

01:41:53.660 I

01:41:53.680 Did

01:41:54.240 Physics

01:41:54.540 Magic

01:41:54.880 I

01:41:55.200 Pull

01:41:55.420 The

01:41:55.720 Tablecloth

01:41:57.240 Out

01:41:57.440 From

01:41:57.660 Under

01:41:57.960 It's

01:41:58.180 Fun

01:41:59.260 Yeah

01:41:59.480 Yeah

01:41:59.780 And

01:41:59.880 I

01:41:59.960 Have

01:42:01.420 Large

01:42:01.640 Hands

01:42:01.960 So

01:42:02.080 I

01:42:02.140 Can

01:42:02.260 Palm

01:42:02.520 A

01:42:02.640 Card

01:42:02.880 Pretty

01:42:03.260 Easily

01:42:03.720 Oh

01:42:03.980 Dang

01:42:04.180 So

01:42:04.980 I

01:42:06.200 Did

01:42:06.360 That

01:42:06.480 As

01:42:06.600 A

01:42:06.700 Kid

01:42:06.920 I

01:42:07.200 Made

01:42:07.380 Money

01:42:07.620 At

01:42:07.800 Kids

01:42:08.180 Birthday

01:42:08.460 Parties

01:42:08.840 I

01:42:09.000 Think

01:42:09.120 I

01:42:09.200 Was

01:42:09.340 12

01:42:10.160 Or

01:42:10.360 Something

01:42:10.580 Wow

01:42:10.880 Doing

01:42:11.140 It

01:42:11.280 For

01:42:11.440 Six

01:42:12.180 Year

01:42:12.320 Old

01:42:12.520 What

01:42:12.780 Was

01:42:12.900 Your

01:42:13.000 First

01:42:13.260 Job

01:42:13.680 Oh

01:42:15.740 I

01:42:15.900 Was

01:42:15.980 A

01:42:16.100 Camp

01:42:16.280 Counselor

01:42:16.800 And

01:42:17.080 I

01:42:17.160 Worked

01:42:17.340 Whole

01:42:17.540 Summer

01:42:17.780 And

01:42:17.920 I

01:42:18.000 Made

01:42:18.220 $150

01:42:18.680 For

01:42:19.360 YMCA

01:42:19.820 It

01:42:21.260 Was

01:42:21.520 A

01:42:21.800 Version

01:42:22.040 Of

01:42:22.200 That

01:42:22.380 Yes

01:42:22.720 It

01:42:23.260 Was

01:42:23.400 Some

01:42:23.820 Other

01:42:24.020 Thing

01:42:24.300 But

01:42:24.480 It

01:42:24.580 Was

01:42:24.740 Through

01:42:24.980 A

01:42:25.800 Church

01:42:26.120 Thing

01:42:26.480 Yeah

01:42:26.780 Yeah

01:42:26.960 I

01:42:27.020 Went

01:42:27.120 To

01:42:27.220 YMCA

01:42:27.560 Camp

01:42:27.800 It

01:42:27.920 Was

01:42:28.020 Fun

01:42:28.300 Yeah

01:42:28.540 Yeah

01:42:28.740 And

01:42:28.840 Then

01:42:29.220 I

01:42:29.340 Went

01:42:29.460 To

01:42:29.560 Well

01:42:29.820 Before

01:42:30.060 Then

01:42:30.240 I

01:42:30.340 Went

01:42:30.460 To

01:42:30.580 Camp

01:42:30.780 I

01:42:31.000 Was

01:42:31.320 In

01:42:31.420 A

01:42:31.500 YMCA

01:42:31.820 Camp

01:42:32.080 Several

01:42:32.360 Years

01:42:32.680 In

01:42:32.800 A

01:42:32.880 Row

01:42:33.080 Camp

01:42:33.360 Was

01:42:33.500 Fun

01:42:33.780 No

01:42:34.120 It

01:42:34.160 It

01:42:34.280 Was

01:42:34.760 Good

01:42:35.060 It

01:42:35.260 Was

01:42:35.360 Good

01:42:35.620 So

01:42:36.420 But

01:42:36.560 But

01:42:36.600 Let

01:42:37.000 Me

01:42:37.080 Tell you

01:42:37.300 The

01:42:37.380 The

01:42:37.980 Job

01:42:38.180 I

01:42:38.300 Hated

01:42:38.500 The

01:42:38.640 Most

01:42:38.920 Just

01:42:39.780 Just

01:42:39.800 The

01:42:40.480 Whole

01:42:40.740 Optics

01:42:41.180 Of

01:42:41.380 It

01:42:41.540 I

01:42:42.380 Got

01:42:42.520 To

01:42:42.660 College

01:42:43.100 And

01:42:44.400 I

01:42:44.540 I'm

01:42:44.760 On

01:42:44.860 A

01:42:45.300 Work

01:42:45.680 Study

01:42:46.160 Program

01:42:46.500 But

01:42:46.680 The

01:42:46.880 The

01:42:47.440 Work

01:42:47.700 Part

01:42:48.040 Was

01:42:48.620 Like

01:42:48.840 Whatever

01:42:49.040 Job

01:42:49.420 You

01:42:49.580 Can

01:42:49.720 Get

01:42:49.980 That

01:42:50.580 And

01:42:50.800 That

01:42:51.120 Was

01:42:51.340 Contributed

01:42:51.780 To

01:42:51.880 Your

01:42:51.980 Tuition

01:42:52.380 Yeah

01:42:52.760 Same

01:42:53.020 I

01:42:53.160 Had

01:42:53.320 To

01:42:53.400 Be

01:42:53.500 In

01:42:53.600 The

01:42:53.660 Bookstore

01:42:54.060 Fine

01:42:55.160 If

01:42:55.580 It

01:42:55.640 Was

01:42:55.720 A

01:42:55.840 Bookstore

01:42:56.160 But

01:42:56.320 Not

01:42:56.500 The

01:42:56.760 Job

01:42:56.940 I

01:42:57.080 Got

01:42:57.260 Okay

01:42:57.920 I

01:42:58.580 Cleaned

01:42:59.540 The

01:43:00.220 Bathrooms

01:43:01.180 In

01:43:02.520 The

01:43:02.700 Dorms

01:43:03.120 Of

01:43:03.240 Other

01:43:03.480 Students

01:43:03.960 Probably

01:43:06.880 Just

01:43:11.180 Out

01:43:16.560 Of

01:43:16.620 My

01:43:16.760 Cleaning

01:43:17.040 Bathrooms

01:43:17.600 But

01:43:18.800 I'm

01:43:19.040 Doing

01:43:19.200 It

01:43:19.340 For

01:43:19.460 Fellow

01:43:19.940 Students

01:43:20.400 Who

01:43:21.120 I'm

01:43:21.440 Going

01:43:22.020 To

01:43:22.140 See

01:43:22.480 In

01:43:22.800 My

01:43:22.940 Physics

01:43:23.240 Class

01:43:23.740 Or

01:43:24.440 In

01:43:24.640 My

01:43:24.880 Art

01:43:25.240 Class

01:43:25.640 Right

01:43:25.880 And

01:43:26.520 It

01:43:26.680 Was

01:43:26.960 It

01:43:27.660 Was

01:43:27.800 Just

01:43:28.100 I

01:43:29.100 Did

01:43:29.340 It

01:43:29.560 But

01:43:30.380 I

01:43:30.520 Just

01:43:30.740 Thought

01:43:31.260 They

01:43:31.980 Need

01:43:32.320 A

01:43:32.480 Different

01:43:32.740 Way

01:43:32.980 To

01:43:33.160 Work

01:43:33.560 This

01:43:33.760 Out

01:43:34.040 Okay

01:43:34.980 And

01:43:36.760 So

01:43:37.320 Yeah

01:43:39.240 But

01:43:39.400 It

01:43:39.640 Puts

01:43:40.220 You

01:43:40.320 Through

01:43:40.500 College

01:43:40.980 And

01:43:41.180 You

01:43:41.260 Get

01:43:41.480 Through

01:43:41.640 College

01:43:42.060 And

01:43:42.420 That

01:43:42.660 You

01:43:43.680 Earned

01:43:43.920 Your

01:43:44.080 Stripes

01:43:44.500 Man

01:43:44.820 I'll

01:43:45.400 Say

01:43:45.520 You

01:43:45.680 Went

01:43:45.980 Through

01:43:46.200 I

01:43:46.420 Mean

01:43:46.580 You

01:43:46.920 But

01:43:47.420 But

01:43:47.560 You

01:43:47.740 Know

01:43:47.860 What

01:43:48.000 I

01:43:48.120 Regret

01:43:48.700 I've

01:43:49.060 Never

01:43:49.400 Had

01:43:49.600 A

01:43:49.760 Job

01:43:50.160 Where

01:43:51.320 I

01:43:51.520 Had

01:43:51.740 To

01:43:51.920 Tolerate

01:43:52.960 The

01:43:53.780 Behavior

01:43:54.160 Of

01:43:54.380 Someone

01:43:54.580 Else

01:43:54.900 Like

01:43:55.840 A

01:43:56.000 Checkout

01:43:56.440 Counter

01:43:57.020 Or

01:43:57.360 A

01:43:58.080 Server

01:43:58.520 At

01:43:59.020 A

01:43:59.140 Restaurant

01:43:59.520 Or

01:44:00.580 A

01:44:00.720 Flight

01:44:00.920 Attendant

01:44:01.580 I've

01:44:02.240 Never

01:44:02.440 Had

01:44:02.800 To

01:44:03.100 Tolerate

01:44:04.580 Someone

01:44:05.640 Being

01:44:05.900 A

01:44:06.080 Complete

01:44:06.580 Asshole

01:44:07.260 And

01:44:07.620 Smile

01:44:08.320 While

01:44:08.800 You're

01:44:08.960 Doing

01:44:09.120 It

01:44:09.300 Because

01:44:09.780 Corporate

01:44:10.200 Policy

01:44:10.580 Says

01:44:10.940 The

01:44:11.280 Customer

01:44:11.600 Is

01:44:11.740 Always

01:44:11.920 Right

01:44:12.100 I've

01:44:12.480 Never

01:44:12.620 Had

01:44:12.820 To

01:44:12.940 Do

01:44:13.060 That

01:44:13.320 Oh

01:44:13.960 That's

01:44:14.280 Everybody

01:44:14.660 At

01:44:14.840 A

01:44:14.960 CVS

01:44:15.540 Now

01:44:15.780 I

01:44:15.920 Feel

01:44:16.100 Like

01:44:16.300 They

01:44:16.700 Have

01:44:16.900 To

01:44:17.000 Put

01:44:17.160 Up

01:44:17.260 With

01:44:17.400 Everything

01:44:17.780 Now

01:44:18.040 Yeah

01:44:18.340 So

01:44:18.460 I

01:44:18.620 Try to

01:44:19.560 Be

01:44:19.760 Empathetic

01:44:20.640 Even

01:44:21.120 Though

01:44:21.220 I've

01:44:21.320 Never

01:44:21.520 Did

01:44:21.860 That

01:44:21.940 You

01:44:22.040 Recognize

01:44:22.680 That

01:44:22.900 Yeah

01:44:23.240 Oh

01:44:23.560 My

01:44:23.700 Gosh

01:44:23.980 That

01:44:24.180 Usually

01:44:24.660 Is

01:44:24.880 Kind

01:44:25.020 Of

01:44:25.080 An

01:44:25.160 Important

01:44:25.440 Job

01:44:25.740 To

01:44:25.860 Have

01:44:26.140 Yeah

01:44:26.500 Is

01:44:28.180 Outer

01:44:28.560 Space

01:44:29.000 Like

01:44:29.300 Is

01:44:30.020 Outer

01:44:30.300 Space

01:44:30.640 Gay

01:44:31.000 Or

01:44:31.200 Straight

01:44:31.600 So

01:44:33.780 There's

01:44:34.780 An

01:44:34.860 Entire

01:44:35.140 Chapter

01:44:35.480 Here

01:44:35.780 Called

01:44:36.780 Gender

01:44:38.040 And

01:44:38.200 Identity

01:44:38.700 Okay

01:44:40.880 I'm

01:44:41.700 Just

01:44:41.880 Putting

01:44:42.280 It

01:44:42.380 Out

01:44:42.520 There

01:44:42.760 Okay

01:44:43.120 Gender

01:44:43.440 It's

01:44:43.740 An

01:44:43.840 Entire

01:44:44.100 Chapter

01:44:44.440 What

01:44:45.120 That

01:44:45.280 Looks

01:44:45.500 Like

01:44:45.800 Through

01:44:46.460 A

01:44:46.600 Scientific

01:44:46.960 Lens

01:44:47.420 And

01:44:47.560 What

01:44:47.700 I

01:44:47.800 Will

01:44:47.920 Tell

01:44:48.160 You

01:44:48.400 Is

01:44:48.840 Oh

01:44:50.780 Yeah

01:44:50.960 I

01:44:51.080 Remember

01:44:51.240 You

01:44:51.360 Talking

01:44:51.560 About

01:44:51.740 The

01:44:51.880 Facial

01:44:52.180 Structure

01:44:52.480 There

01:44:52.780 Okay

01:44:54.000 So

01:44:54.300 I'm

01:44:54.440 Going

01:44:54.540 To

01:44:54.600 Give

01:44:54.780 You

01:44:54.960 An

01:44:55.100 Answer

01:44:55.440 Are

01:44:55.880 You

01:44:55.980 Ready

01:44:56.180 Yeah

01:44:56.600 Is

01:44:56.880 Outer

01:44:57.160 Space

01:44:57.440 Gay

01:44:57.700 Or

01:44:57.840 Straight

01:44:58.200 Practically

01:45:01.580 Everything

01:45:02.260 We

01:45:03.420 See

01:45:04.160 And

01:45:04.960 Measure

01:45:05.300 In

01:45:05.600 Space

01:45:06.080 Not

01:45:07.240 Only

01:45:07.440 Objects

01:45:08.200 But

01:45:08.540 Temperature

01:45:09.820 Size

01:45:10.680 Density

01:45:12.240 Is

01:45:14.120 On

01:45:14.260 A

01:45:14.400 Spectrum

01:45:14.840 So

01:45:16.780 For

01:45:16.920 You

01:45:17.020 To

01:45:17.180 Say

01:45:17.420 Is

01:45:17.640 The

01:45:17.760 Universe

01:45:18.080 Gay

01:45:18.520 Or

01:45:18.660 Straight

01:45:19.060 I'm

01:45:20.240 Going

01:45:20.280 To

01:45:20.360 Tell

01:45:20.520 You

01:45:20.620 Whatever

01:45:20.900 The

01:45:21.100 Universe

01:45:21.400 Is

01:45:21.820 It's

01:45:22.280 On

01:45:22.400 A

01:45:22.520 Spectrum

01:45:22.900 Okay

01:45:24.360 In fact

01:45:24.660 The

01:45:24.880 Very

01:45:25.100 Word

01:45:25.360 Spectrum

01:45:25.940 Comes

01:45:26.460 From

01:45:26.600 What

01:45:26.720 Happens

01:45:27.060 When

01:45:27.220 You

01:45:27.320 Take

01:45:27.520 Light

01:45:27.860 And

01:45:28.220 Break

01:45:28.440 It

01:45:28.540 Up

01:45:28.660 Into

01:45:28.900 Its

01:45:29.100 Colors

01:45:29.700 We

01:45:30.980 Just

01:45:31.180 Happen

01:45:31.540 To

01:45:31.740 Assign

01:45:32.540 Names

01:45:33.160 To

01:45:33.400 The

01:45:33.580 Seven

01:45:33.840 Colors

01:45:34.420 Red

01:45:35.760 Orange

01:45:36.060 Yellow

01:45:36.320 Green

01:45:36.640 Blue

01:45:36.900 Indigo

01:45:37.360 Violet

01:45:37.780 But

01:45:38.040 It's

01:45:38.280 A

01:45:38.720 Continuum

01:45:39.500 We're

01:45:40.500 Just

01:45:40.600 Being

01:45:40.780 Lazy

01:45:41.220 By

01:45:41.480 Assigning

01:45:41.900 Seven

01:45:42.260 Colors

01:45:42.580 Our

01:45:42.980 Brain

01:45:43.280 Doesn't

01:45:43.760 Want

01:45:44.100 To

01:45:44.320 See

01:45:44.520 Nuance

01:45:45.120 Because

01:45:46.460 It's

01:45:46.640 Easier

01:45:47.180 For

01:45:47.440 Us

01:45:47.700 To

01:45:47.940 Think

01:45:52.280 Maybe

01:45:52.500 You're

01:45:52.840 Somewhere

01:45:53.140 In

01:45:53.420 Between

01:45:53.860 Are

01:45:54.620 You

01:45:54.720 A

01:45:54.880 Boy

01:45:55.200 Are

01:45:55.480 You

01:45:55.640 A

01:45:55.800 Girl

01:45:56.080 Maybe

01:45:56.680 They're

01:45:56.980 Expressing

01:45:57.520 Themselves

01:45:57.940 Somewhere

01:45:58.500 In

01:45:58.780 Between

01:45:59.120 And

01:45:59.840 Your

01:46:00.180 Brain

01:46:00.820 Has

01:46:01.660 A

01:46:01.880 Difficult

01:46:02.420 Time

01:46:03.160 Recognizing

01:46:05.420 A

01:46:05.620 Spectrum

01:46:06.220 And

01:46:06.600 So

01:46:06.740 You're

01:46:06.980 Requiring

01:46:07.800 It

01:46:08.020 Be

01:46:08.260 Into

01:46:08.540 A

01:46:08.720 Bin

01:46:08.880 So

01:46:09.060 There

01:46:09.340 You

01:46:09.600 Are

01:46:09.960 Forcing

01:46:11.460 Other

01:46:11.840 People

01:46:12.260 To

01:46:12.540 Match

01:46:12.900 How

01:46:13.140 You

01:46:13.380 See

01:46:13.640 The

01:46:13.840 World

01:46:14.240 And

01:46:14.860 That's

01:46:15.120 Wrong

01:46:15.600 That's

01:46:17.060 No

01:46:17.400 Let me

01:46:17.880 Not

01:46:18.000 Say

01:46:18.120 It's

01:46:18.220 Wrong

01:46:18.440 I'm

01:46:19.200 Going

01:46:19.260 To

01:46:19.360 Say

01:46:19.640 The

01:46:21.320 World

01:46:21.720 Is

01:46:21.940 Not

01:46:22.220 Gonna

01:46:22.540 Change

01:46:23.580 To

01:46:24.120 Fit

01:46:24.420 Your

01:46:24.660 Inability

01:46:25.200 To

01:46:25.440 Recognize

01:46:26.020 How

01:46:26.420 It's

01:46:26.600 Actually

01:46:27.080 Manifesting

01:46:27.820 It's

01:46:28.540 Not

01:46:28.720 Going

01:46:28.880 To

01:46:28.940 Do

01:46:29.100 That

01:46:29.400 So

01:46:30.480 So

01:46:31.220 It's

01:46:31.420 By

01:46:31.820 No

01:46:33.080 It's

01:46:33.300 On

01:46:33.400 A

01:46:33.480 Continuum

01:46:33.940 So

01:46:35.040 Whatever

01:46:35.380 It

01:46:35.700 Is

01:46:36.040 You

01:46:36.480 Can

01:46:36.620 Is

01:46:37.020 Is

01:46:37.360 Is

01:46:37.980 The

01:46:38.080 Universe

01:46:38.580 Sweet

01:46:39.280 Or

01:46:39.460 Salty

01:46:39.880 Is

01:46:40.400 The

01:46:40.560 Universe

01:46:40.820 Whatever

01:46:41.300 It

01:46:41.820 Is

01:46:42.140 You're

01:46:42.660 Asking

01:46:43.020 Me

01:46:43.180 Is

01:46:43.300 It

01:46:43.420 This

01:46:43.620 Or

01:46:43.780 Is

01:46:43.900 That

01:46:44.300 That

01:46:44.340 That's

01:46:45.460 The

01:46:45.600 Binary

01:46:45.940 Brain

01:46:46.480 Trying

01:46:46.780 To

01:46:46.940 Force

01:46:47.340 A

01:46:47.660 Continuum

01:46:51.320 Except

01:46:51.480 With

01:46:51.680 More

01:46:52.000 Objects

01:46:52.660 More

01:46:53.000 Kinds

01:46:53.340 Of

01:46:53.420 Objects

01:46:53.720 Than

01:46:53.840 What

01:46:53.960 You

01:46:54.040 Find

01:46:54.280 In

01:46:54.400 Chex Mix

01:46:55.120 Has

01:46:55.300 Like

01:46:55.460 Five

01:46:55.740 Things

01:46:56.060 In

01:46:56.180 It

01:46:56.260 Yeah

01:46:56.480 That's

01:46:56.740 True

01:46:56.940 Okay

01:46:57.180 Imagine

01:46:57.720 If

01:46:57.900 Chex Mix

01:46:58.400 Had

01:46:58.920 Everything

01:46:59.500 In

01:47:00.500 A

01:47:00.620 Continuum

01:47:01.540 Now

01:47:02.500 Look

01:47:02.840 At

01:47:02.940 How

01:47:03.080 Our

01:47:03.220 Brain

01:47:03.440 Works

01:47:03.740 We

01:47:04.160 Have

01:47:04.300 Hurricane

01:47:04.720 Strengths

01:47:05.400 Right

01:47:05.580 Oh

01:47:05.920 Yeah

01:47:06.140 They

01:47:21.320 And

01:47:21.620 They'll

01:47:22.780 Just

01:47:22.940 Talk

01:47:23.140 About

01:47:23.320 Hurricane

01:47:24.080 Irma

01:47:24.460 Is

01:47:24.660 Still

01:47:24.880 At

01:47:25.020 Category

01:47:25.300 Three

01:47:25.680 One

01:47:26.800 Mile

01:47:27.120 An

01:47:27.280 Hour

01:47:27.440 Faster

01:47:27.940 And

01:47:28.940 It's

01:47:29.080 Category

01:47:29.380 Four

01:47:29.820 It's

01:47:30.320 Breaking

01:47:30.620 News

01:47:31.080 Oh

01:47:31.640 Yeah

01:47:31.920 Hurricane

01:47:32.360 Irma

01:47:32.640 Is

01:47:32.860 Now

01:47:33.220 Category

01:47:34.000 Four

01:47:34.620 Yeah

01:47:35.060 Excuse

01:47:35.840 Me

01:47:36.180 It's

01:47:36.620 One

01:47:36.880 Mile

01:47:37.120 An

01:47:37.240 Hour

01:47:37.380 Faster

01:47:37.820 Than

01:47:38.020 It

01:47:38.120 Was

01:47:38.300 Yesterday

01:47:38.700 Yeah

01:47:39.140 People

01:47:39.400 Lied

01:47:39.760 They

01:47:39.860 Said

01:47:39.940 The

01:47:40.100 Winds

01:47:40.440 Broke

01:47:40.820 In

01:47:41.080 Okay

01:47:41.460 So

01:47:41.840 I'm

01:47:42.020 Just

01:47:42.180 I saw

01:47:42.260 The

01:47:42.420 Winds

01:47:42.700 Making

01:47:43.000 A bowl

01:47:43.300 Of

01:47:43.460 Cereal

01:47:43.840 Some

01:47:44.100 Guy

01:47:44.260 Say

01:47:44.520 Like

01:47:51.320 Force

01:47:51.920 Them

01:47:52.120 Into

01:47:52.300 Categories

01:47:52.920 When

01:47:53.200 It's

01:47:53.600 Actually

01:47:54.020 A

01:47:54.220 Continuum

01:47:54.680 I see

01:47:54.880 So

01:47:55.780 It's

01:47:55.980 A

01:47:56.080 Continuum

01:47:56.620 Out

01:47:56.840 There

01:47:57.000 So

01:47:57.320 So

01:47:58.180 Cause

01:47:58.780 It

01:47:58.920 Looks

01:47:59.220 Kind

01:47:59.420 Of

01:47:59.540 Gay

01:47:59.820 I

01:48:00.000 Feel

01:48:00.200 Like

01:48:00.340 But

01:48:00.500 Then

01:48:00.640 Sometimes

01:48:00.860 It

01:48:01.040 Does

01:48:01.340 Things

01:48:01.620 That

01:48:01.760 Seem

01:48:02.000 Really

01:48:02.220 Straight

01:48:02.760 But

01:48:03.200 Those

01:48:03.360 Are

01:48:03.460 Also

01:48:03.680 My

01:48:03.960 Definitions

01:48:04.600 Of

01:48:04.780 Those

01:48:05.040 Correct

01:48:05.320 You're

01:48:05.660 Forcing

01:48:06.040 The

01:48:06.220 Universe

01:48:06.580 Into

01:48:06.960 Your

01:48:07.180 Two

01:48:07.360 Categories

01:48:07.780 Right

01:48:08.000 I

01:48:08.440 Think

01:48:08.600 What's

01:48:08.840 Tough

01:48:09.020 I

01:48:09.160 Think

01:48:09.300 For

01:48:09.440 People

01:48:09.720 Just

01:48:09.940 In

01:48:10.120 Layman's

01:48:10.640 Terms

01:48:11.120 Is

01:48:11.680 When

01:48:11.960 You

01:48:12.080 Have

01:48:12.200 A

01:48:12.360 Template

01:48:12.780 Of

01:48:12.940 Society

01:48:13.420 Over

01:48:13.640 Time

01:48:14.180 And

01:48:14.820 Things

01:48:15.580 Start

01:48:15.800 To

01:48:15.940 Come

01:48:16.180 In

01:48:16.380 And

01:48:16.540 Make

01:48:16.740 It

01:48:16.860 Evolve

01:48:17.340 Or

01:48:17.520 Adjust

01:48:18.020 It's

01:48:18.660 Hard

01:48:18.860 Sometimes

01:48:19.140 To

01:48:19.300 Get

01:48:19.480 Those

01:48:19.780 Things

01:48:20.080 All

01:48:20.400 The

01:48:20.540 Way

01:48:20.700 To

01:48:20.840 The

01:48:21.020 Grassroots

01:48:21.680 Level

01:48:22.000 I

01:48:22.120 Would

01:48:22.260 Claim

01:48:22.620 That

01:48:22.980 The

01:48:23.440 Template

01:48:23.860 Was

01:48:24.080 Always

01:48:24.420 People

01:48:24.760 Forcing

01:48:25.440 A

01:48:26.220 Natural

01:48:26.720 Variation

01:48:27.480 Into

01:48:27.880 Categories

01:48:28.480 Do

01:48:29.200 You

01:48:29.280 Know

01:48:29.400 Joan

01:48:29.640 Of

01:48:29.740 R

01:48:29.880 Remember

01:48:30.780 She

01:48:30.940 Was

01:48:31.200 Remember

01:48:31.580 You

01:48:32.060 Read

01:48:32.320 She

01:48:32.600 Was

01:48:32.920 Burned

01:48:33.480 At

01:48:33.580 The

01:48:33.680 Steak

01:48:33.960 Yeah

01:48:34.260 Yeah

01:48:41.680 They

01:48:41.760 Couldn't

01:48:42.020 Burn

01:48:42.180 At

01:48:42.340 The

01:48:42.420 Steak

01:48:42.660 For

01:48:42.780 Not

01:48:42.980 Being

01:48:43.140 Religious

01:48:43.500 She

01:48:43.700 Was

01:48:43.820 Very

01:48:44.040 Religious

01:48:44.460 She

01:48:45.040 Was

01:48:45.160 Trying

01:48:45.340 To

01:48:45.480 Kick

01:48:45.660 The

01:48:45.840 British

01:48:46.140 Out

01:48:46.440 Of

01:48:46.540 France

01:48:46.900 Her

01:48:47.300 Mother

01:48:47.480 Country

01:48:47.880 She

01:48:48.440 Led

01:48:48.940 Soldiers

01:48:49.600 Into

01:48:49.980 Battle

01:48:50.440 Wow

01:48:51.060 Do

01:48:51.300 You

01:48:51.360 Know

01:48:51.640 Half

01:48:53.040 I

01:48:53.220 Don't

01:48:53.340 So

01:48:53.460 It

01:48:53.500 Was

01:48:53.560 Half

01:48:53.900 Precisely

01:48:54.520 But

01:48:55.000 A

01:48:55.120 Big

01:48:55.300 Reason

01:48:55.620 Why

01:48:56.080 They

01:48:56.600 Indicted

01:48:57.680 Her

01:48:57.840 And

01:48:57.980 Burned

01:48:58.180 Her

01:48:58.240 At

01:48:58.320 The

01:48:58.400 Stake

01:48:58.600 Was

01:48:58.800 For

01:48:58.940 Cross

01:48:59.200 Dressing

01:48:59.580 Damn

01:49:00.460 And

01:49:01.540 Look

01:49:01.920 There's

01:49:02.200 A

01:49:02.580 Passage

01:49:03.020 In

01:49:03.160 Bible

01:49:03.440 In

01:49:03.640 Deuteronomy

01:49:04.160 You

01:49:04.380 Ready

01:49:04.520 It's

01:49:05.200 If

01:49:05.900 A

01:49:06.020 Woman

01:49:06.240 Don

01:49:06.560 The

01:49:06.740 Clothes

01:49:07.540 This

01:49:07.740 Is

01:49:07.860 Very

01:49:08.200 Close

01:49:08.520 To

01:49:08.740 Precise

01:49:09.260 If

01:49:09.660 The

01:49:09.780 Woman

01:49:09.960 Dons

01:49:10.220 The

01:49:10.420 Clothes

01:49:10.820 Of

01:49:10.940 A

01:49:11.060 Man

01:49:11.320 She

01:49:12.420 Is

01:49:12.600 An

01:49:12.700 Abomination

01:49:13.400 Unto

01:49:13.980 The

01:49:14.200 Lord

01:49:14.460 Thy

01:49:14.720 God

01:49:15.100 Oh

01:49:15.400 Man

01:49:15.740 And

01:49:16.260 So

01:49:16.460 They

01:49:16.640 Said

01:49:16.920 We

01:49:17.080 Can

01:49:17.220 Get

01:49:17.380 Her

01:49:17.500 On

01:49:17.620 That

01:49:17.760 They're

01:49:17.960 Like

01:49:18.100 Looking

01:49:18.320 Trying

01:49:18.700 To

01:49:18.800 Throw

01:49:18.940 The

01:49:19.060 Book

01:49:19.240 At

01:49:19.440 Her

01:49:19.540 Right

01:49:19.760 We

01:49:20.140 Got

01:49:20.380 Her

01:49:20.520 On

01:49:20.680 This

01:49:20.880 Because

01:49:21.400 You

01:49:21.660 Can't

01:49:22.060 Lead

01:49:22.420 Soldiers

01:49:22.860 Into

01:49:23.100 Battle

01:49:23.420 With

01:49:23.800 A

01:49:23.980 Skirt

01:49:24.240 Riding

01:49:24.580 Side

01:49:24.940 Saddle

01:49:25.620 Yeah

01:49:25.840 That

01:49:26.080 Does

01:49:26.280 Not

01:49:26.460 Work

01:49:26.780 No

01:49:27.060 You

01:49:27.260 Got

01:49:27.460 To

01:49:27.580 Put

01:49:27.740 On

01:49:27.880 At

01:49:28.000 Least

01:49:28.160 A

01:49:28.300 Strong

01:49:28.640 Head

01:49:28.960 So

01:49:29.560 Is

01:49:29.780 She

01:49:29.860 An

01:49:30.020 Early

01:49:30.320 Person

01:49:30.760 Who

01:49:30.940 Just

01:49:31.140 A

01:49:31.280 Tomboy

01:49:31.780 Yeah

01:49:32.200 Who's

01:49:32.720 Expressing

01:49:33.440 Herself

01:49:33.820 In

01:49:34.040 Male

01:49:34.700 Though

01:49:35.160 She's

01:49:35.720 Biologically

01:49:36.600 Female

01:49:37.080 Oh

01:49:37.460 She'd

01:49:37.760 Have

01:49:37.820 Been

01:49:37.940 In

01:49:38.080 A

01:49:38.180 League

01:49:38.320 Of

01:49:38.440 Their

01:49:38.560 Own

01:49:38.760 Probably

01:49:39.120 Okay

01:49:39.680 So

01:49:40.480 We

01:49:41.240 Know

01:49:41.960 We

01:49:42.480 Grown

01:49:42.900 Up

01:49:43.220 In

01:49:44.120 Classes

01:49:44.700 Where

01:49:44.980 There

01:49:45.480 Was

01:49:45.660 The

01:49:45.840 Tomboy

01:49:46.320 Girl

01:49:46.700 And

01:49:47.040 The

01:49:47.180 Slightly

01:49:47.460 Effeminate

01:49:47.980 Boy

01:49:48.400 We

01:49:49.100 If

01:49:50.200 Not

01:49:50.400 Ourselves

01:49:51.060 This

01:49:51.800 Has

01:49:51.980 Been

01:49:52.160 With

01:49:52.360 Us

01:49:52.600 Forever

01:49:53.300 Yeah

01:49:54.060 It's

01:49:54.960 In

01:49:55.140 Literature

01:49:55.640 And

01:49:55.920 It's

01:49:56.080 In

01:49:56.180 The

01:49:56.300 Thing

01:49:56.580 And

01:49:57.440 The

01:49:57.980 Difference

01:49:58.320 Between

01:49:58.600 Then

01:49:58.820 And

01:49:58.940 Now

01:49:59.200 Is

01:50:00.040 We

01:50:00.220 Have

01:50:00.420 A

01:50:00.600 Raised

01:50:01.280 Social

01:50:01.580 Consciousness

01:50:02.300 So

01:50:02.860 That

01:50:03.000 Those

01:50:03.420 Folks

01:50:03.860 On

01:50:05.040 The

01:50:05.220 Continuum

01:50:05.860 Are

01:50:06.480 Less

01:50:07.500 So

01:50:08.200 The

01:50:08.440 Object

01:50:08.840 Of

01:50:09.020 Mockery

01:50:09.380 In

01:50:10.400 Storytelling

01:50:10.980 They're

01:50:11.480 Just

01:50:11.580 Other

01:50:11.800 Characters

01:50:12.220 Now

01:50:12.500 And

01:50:13.700 There's

01:50:13.900 Still

01:50:14.040 More

01:50:14.300 Room

01:50:14.620 To

01:50:14.960 Improve

01:50:15.640 That

01:50:15.940 But

01:50:16.640 I'm

01:50:16.880 Saying

01:50:17.300 That

01:50:19.060 You

01:50:19.940 Have

01:50:20.060 People

01:50:20.380 Who

01:50:20.480 Are

01:50:20.560 Trans

01:50:21.000 People

01:50:21.340 Who

01:50:21.520 Are

01:50:22.580 Full

01:50:23.800 Up

01:50:23.960 Trans

01:50:24.280 Or

01:50:24.440 Just

01:50:24.640 Simply

01:50:25.060 Wearing

01:50:25.420 Clothes

01:50:26.020 That

01:50:26.740 Are

01:50:26.840 Not

01:50:27.420 What

01:50:27.620 You

01:50:27.780 Want

01:50:28.100 Them

01:50:28.240 To

01:50:28.380 Wear

01:50:28.600 Based

01:50:28.940 On

01:50:29.160 What

01:50:29.360 You

01:50:29.520 Think

01:50:29.780 They

01:50:29.960 Should

01:50:30.200 Be

01:50:30.460 Is

01:50:31.220 That

01:50:31.360 A

01:50:31.500 Free

01:50:31.700 Country

01:50:32.100 If

01:50:32.420 This

01:50:32.740 Is

01:50:32.860 What

01:50:33.080 Concerns

01:50:34.120 Me

01:50:34.260 A

01:50:34.400 Bit

01:50:34.600 A

01:50:35.080 Lot

01:50:35.260 Of

01:50:35.340 The

01:50:35.440 Resistance

01:50:35.860 To

01:50:36.060 This

01:50:36.180 Comes

01:50:36.400 From

01:50:36.560 The

01:50:36.700 Conservative

01:50:37.180 Side

01:50:38.120 Of

01:50:38.840 The

01:50:39.080 Voting

01:50:39.440 Public

01:50:39.860 And

01:50:40.540 They're

01:50:40.760 Trying

01:50:41.440 To

01:50:41.800 Control

01:50:43.280 The

01:50:44.360 Freedoms

01:50:44.960 Of

01:50:45.180 People's

01:50:45.520 Expressing

01:50:46.100 Themselves

01:50:46.420 And

01:50:46.580 Somewhere

01:50:46.940 I

01:50:47.200 Read

01:50:47.620 That

01:50:49.220 The

01:50:50.040 Pursuit

01:50:50.440 Of

01:50:50.540 Happiness

01:50:50.900 Did

01:50:51.200 We

01:50:51.340 Read

01:50:51.600 This

01:50:51.800 Somewhere

01:50:52.100 In

01:50:52.900 The

01:50:53.060 Founding

01:50:53.480 Documents

01:50:54.120 And

01:50:54.340 If

01:50:54.940 My

01:50:55.140 Pursuit

01:50:55.480 Of

01:50:55.600 Happiness

01:50:55.960 Is

01:50:56.260 Wearing

01:50:56.520 A

01:50:56.700 Skirt

01:50:56.980 And

01:50:57.220 Putting

01:50:57.400 On

01:50:57.580 Makeup

01:50:57.920 And

01:50:58.060 Lipstick

01:50:58.500 No

01:50:59.300 Matter

01:50:59.540 Whether

01:51:00.280 Or

01:51:00.440 I

01:51:00.640 Have

01:51:00.780 A

01:51:00.900 Penis

01:51:01.340 You

01:51:03.680 Want

01:51:03.840 To

01:51:03.960 Take

01:51:04.280 That

01:51:04.460 Away

01:51:04.760 From

01:51:05.060 Me

01:51:05.360 Why

01:51:06.900 That

01:51:08.060 Is

01:51:08.380 In

01:51:08.760 A

01:51:08.840 Way

01:51:09.000 That's

01:51:09.180 A

01:51:09.300 Violation

01:51:09.960 Of

01:51:10.320 What

01:51:10.460 It

01:51:10.580 Means

01:51:10.760 To

01:51:10.920 Live

01:51:11.180 In

01:51:11.260 A

01:51:11.380 Free

01:51:11.580 Country

01:51:12.020 Yeah

01:51:12.300 I

01:51:12.420 Think

01:51:12.560 People

01:51:12.800 Just

01:51:12.960 Accuse

01:51:13.320 You

01:51:13.480 Of

01:51:13.620 Gay

01:51:13.920 And

01:51:14.100 Or

01:51:14.200 Whatever

01:51:14.520 They

01:51:14.760 Accuse

01:51:15.100 You

01:51:15.220 Of

01:51:15.300 Queer

01:51:15.840 And

01:51:15.960 The

01:51:16.100 It

01:51:16.640 Would

01:51:16.760 Be

01:51:16.860 An

01:51:17.000 Accusation

01:51:17.560 At

01:51:17.720 All

01:51:17.960 Rather

01:51:18.280 Than

01:51:18.460 A

01:51:18.600 Recognition

01:51:19.180 That

01:51:19.440 There

01:51:19.780 Are

01:51:19.880 People

01:51:20.080 Different

01:51:20.460 From

01:51:20.720 You

01:51:20.940 Live

01:51:21.500 In

01:51:21.660 This

01:51:21.860 Free

01:51:22.300 Country

01:51:22.740 Well

01:51:23.280 Look

01:51:23.460 I'll

01:51:23.660 Tell

01:51:23.800 You

01:51:23.880 This

01:51:24.040 A

01:51:24.160 Lot

01:51:24.360 Of

01:51:24.480 I've

01:51:25.040 Been

01:51:25.160 Around

01:51:25.400 A

01:51:25.540 Lot

01:51:25.680 Of

01:51:25.820 Drunk

01:51:27.260 Men

01:51:27.580 And

01:51:27.960 I

01:51:28.060 Don't

01:51:28.200 Drink

01:51:28.580 But

01:51:29.560 I'll

01:51:29.800 Get

01:51:29.940 Around

01:51:30.240 Them

01:51:30.380 Sometimes

01:51:30.820 And

01:51:31.060 You

01:51:31.180 Can

01:51:31.340 See

01:51:31.560 They

01:51:31.740 Start

01:51:32.060 Wanting

01:51:32.440 To

01:51:32.640 You

01:51:33.740 Know

01:51:33.880 Their

01:51:35.400 Lips

01:51:35.760 Get

01:51:35.960 A

01:51:36.040 Little

01:51:36.140 Wet

01:51:36.480 And

01:51:36.580 You

01:51:36.680 See

01:51:36.880 Them

01:51:37.000 Wanting

01:51:37.260 To

01:51:37.380 Be

01:51:37.620 You

01:51:37.980 See

01:51:40.060 Their

01:51:40.660 Guards

01:51:42.400 Are

01:51:42.660 Melting

01:51:44.440 Down

01:51:44.840 You

01:51:45.080 See

01:51:45.200 The

01:51:45.360 Guards

01:51:45.660 On

01:51:45.820 Lunch

01:51:46.100 Break

01:51:46.380 And

01:51:48.700 Sometimes

01:51:48.940 The

01:51:49.180 Guy

01:51:49.380 Wife

01:51:49.820 Will

01:51:49.960 Be

01:51:50.080 I'm

01:51:50.300 Like

01:51:50.440 Dude

01:51:50.620 What

01:51:50.800 Is

01:51:51.520 Going

01:51:52.100 On

01:51:52.380 But

01:51:52.780 You

01:51:52.920 See

01:51:53.200 The

01:51:53.500 Eyeballs

01:51:54.040 Start

01:51:54.320 Getting

01:51:54.500 A

01:51:54.620 Wondery

01:51:55.240 So

01:51:55.500 I

01:51:56.080 Think

01:51:56.380 You

01:51:56.860 Know

01:51:57.000 If

01:51:57.360 We

01:51:57.480 Were

01:51:57.600 Honest

01:51:57.980 With

01:51:58.180 Ourselves

01:51:58.580 It

01:51:58.780 Wouldn't

01:51:58.940 Even

01:51:59.100 Be

01:51:59.220 A

01:51:59.320 Problem

01:51:59.640 If

01:51:59.840 We

01:51:59.920 Were

01:52:00.020 Honest

01:52:00.260 With

01:52:00.420 It

01:52:00.540 Centuries

01:52:01.220 Ago

01:52:01.440 Well

01:52:01.540 Yeah

01:52:01.660 There's

01:52:01.840 Probably

01:52:02.060 Just

01:52:02.280 Old

01:52:02.600 And

01:52:03.020 Also

01:52:03.260 Some

01:52:03.540 Of

01:52:03.660 It

01:52:03.720 Is

01:52:03.860 Templates

01:52:04.340 Some

01:52:04.500 Of

01:52:04.600 It

01:52:04.660 Is

01:52:04.760 Tradition

01:52:05.560 And

01:52:06.160 People

01:52:06.480 Worry

01:52:07.760 I

01:52:07.940 Think

01:52:08.080 Too

01:52:08.420 Much

01:52:08.640 If

01:52:08.780 You

01:52:08.900 Lose

01:52:09.360 Like

01:52:09.940 And

01:52:10.320 I'm

01:52:10.420 Not

01:52:10.560 Saying

01:52:10.720 They're

01:52:10.860 Correct

01:52:11.240 Traditions

01:52:11.760 But

01:52:11.960 I

01:52:12.100 Think

01:52:12.260 A

01:52:12.400 Lot

01:52:12.520 Of

01:52:12.600 People

01:52:12.740 Worry

01:52:13.020 If

01:52:13.200 You

01:52:13.300 Lose

01:52:13.580 Tradition

01:52:14.360 Then

01:52:14.880 What

01:52:15.080 Does

01:52:15.200 That

01:52:15.420 Mean

01:52:15.880 I

01:52:16.380 Think

01:52:16.600 You

01:52:17.040 Know

01:52:17.160 I

01:52:17.340 Think

01:52:17.480 We're

01:52:17.640 Still

01:52:17.960 Evolving

01:52:18.520 In

01:52:18.640 A

01:52:18.740 Way

01:52:18.940 That

01:52:19.220 We

01:52:19.620 Want

01:52:19.860 To

01:52:19.980 Look

01:52:20.320 At

01:52:20.760 At

01:52:21.380 At

01:52:22.060 Existence

01:52:23.060 In

01:52:23.280 A

01:52:23.440 Larger

01:52:24.160 Scale

01:52:24.580 And

01:52:24.800 Not

01:52:25.020 Just

01:52:25.260 In

01:52:25.500 The

01:52:25.720 Scope

01:52:25.980 Of

01:52:26.120 Our

01:52:26.260 Own

01:52:26.500 Lives

01:52:26.800 I'm

01:52:26.980 A

01:52:27.000 Big

01:52:27.140 Fan

01:52:27.380 Of

01:52:27.480 Traditions

01:52:27.940 And

01:52:28.320 Let's

01:52:28.580 Call

01:52:28.740 Them

01:52:28.880 Rituals

01:52:29.380 For

01:52:29.540 The

01:52:29.680 Moment

01:52:29.920 Okay

01:52:30.240 Thanksgiving

01:52:31.140 Dinner

01:52:31.620 Is

01:52:31.840 A

01:52:31.960 Ritual

01:52:32.260 The

01:52:32.800 Traditions

01:52:33.400 And

01:52:33.580 Rituals

01:52:34.160 In

01:52:34.680 And

01:52:34.800 Of

01:52:34.980 Themselves

01:52:35.480 I

01:52:35.720 Greatly

01:52:36.840 Value

01:52:37.160 Them

01:52:37.380 They

01:52:37.760 Become

01:52:38.060 They're

01:52:38.360 Some

01:52:38.600 Of

01:52:38.720 The

01:52:38.900 Greatest

01:52:39.540 Binding

01:52:40.900 Forces

01:52:41.420 In

01:52:42.020 A

01:52:42.120 Culture

01:52:42.420 Are

01:52:43.180 Traditions

01:52:43.760 Okay

01:52:44.460 In

01:52:45.060 Passover

01:52:45.540 The

01:52:45.840 Observant

01:52:47.000 Jews

01:52:47.200 Of

01:52:47.320 The

01:52:47.400 World

01:52:47.560 Are

01:52:47.720 All

01:52:47.980 Doing

01:52:48.200 The

01:52:48.400 Same

01:52:48.620 Thing

01:52:48.940 Basically

01:52:50.120 At

01:52:50.320 The

01:52:50.440 Same

01:52:50.640 Time

01:52:50.900 Relative

01:52:51.280 To

01:52:51.580 The

01:52:51.760 Sunset

01:52:52.200 Okay

01:52:52.560 And

01:52:53.040 So

01:52:53.300 That's

01:52:54.680 A

01:52:54.800 Binding

01:52:55.040 Force

01:52:55.360 But

01:52:55.540 If

01:52:55.640 Your

01:52:55.760 Tradition

01:52:56.240 Is

01:52:56.740 Not

01:52:57.520 The

01:52:58.480 Celebration

01:52:59.160 But

01:52:59.420 What

01:53:00.140 You

01:53:00.280 Look

01:53:00.480 Like

01:53:00.700 What

01:53:00.920 You

01:53:01.060 Sound

01:53:01.280 Like

01:53:01.480 What

01:53:01.640 You

01:53:01.780 Say

01:53:02.120 What

01:53:02.440 You

01:53:02.660 Think

01:53:02.940 Then

01:53:03.480 That's

01:53:03.980 That

01:53:04.940 Those

01:53:05.260 Are

01:53:05.400 Traditions

01:53:05.900 Trying

01:53:06.320 To

01:53:06.620 Remove

01:53:07.880 Freedoms

01:53:08.500 That

01:53:08.720 Your

01:53:08.880 Country

01:53:09.260 Might

01:53:09.520 Otherwise

01:53:09.900 Be

01:53:10.100 Giving

01:53:10.320 You

01:53:10.580 Yeah

01:53:10.920 And

01:53:11.580 So

01:53:11.800 Where

01:53:11.880 Does

01:53:12.020 It

01:53:12.080 Come

01:53:12.340 From

01:53:12.740 Traditions

01:53:13.760 Yeah

01:53:14.160 They

01:53:14.360 Kept

01:53:14.560 Tribes

01:53:14.880 Together

01:53:15.180 Oh

01:53:15.680 My

01:53:15.840 Gosh

01:53:16.120 Where

01:53:16.400 Does

01:53:16.560 The

01:53:16.720 Other

01:53:16.980 Stuff

01:53:17.280 To

01:53:17.400 Come

01:53:17.520 From

01:53:17.680 Like

01:53:17.900 Where

01:53:18.840 Does

01:53:19.100 It

01:53:19.420 But

01:53:19.980 I

01:53:20.120 Think

01:53:20.300 Maybe

01:53:21.140 It

01:53:21.320 Feels

01:53:21.840 Like

01:53:22.240 I'm

01:53:23.120 Trying

01:53:23.320 To

01:53:23.460 Decide

01:53:23.960 What

01:53:24.140 That

01:53:24.340 Feels

01:53:24.860 Like

01:53:25.140 To

01:53:25.300 People

01:53:25.680 That

01:53:26.300 Makes

01:53:26.660 Them

01:53:26.940 So

01:53:29.660 Commonly

01:53:30.240 That

01:53:30.380 Those

01:53:30.580 Are

01:53:30.700 Things

01:53:30.920 That

01:53:31.040 Are

01:53:31.120 Hung

01:53:31.300 On

01:53:31.560 To

01:53:31.780 You

01:53:32.360 Know

01:53:32.620 Well

01:53:33.620 If

01:53:34.000 They

01:53:34.180 It's

01:53:34.580 One

01:53:34.740 Thing

01:53:34.920 Because

01:53:35.140 You

01:53:35.260 Have

01:53:35.440 Your

01:53:35.580 Own

01:53:35.760 Ritual

01:53:36.120 Okay

01:53:36.560 I

01:53:37.080 Used

01:53:37.240 To

01:53:37.340 Always

01:53:37.600 Have

01:53:37.860 Candles

01:53:38.320 For

01:53:38.500 Dinner

01:53:38.700 Okay

01:53:39.360 I

01:53:40.080 Blow

01:53:40.640 Through

01:53:40.840 Yards

01:53:41.240 Of

01:53:41.420 Candles

01:53:41.800 Oh

01:53:42.020 I

01:53:42.160 Bet

01:53:42.340 You

01:53:42.480 Did

01:53:42.660 It's

01:53:42.960 Romantic

01:53:43.440 And

01:53:43.680 I

01:53:43.780 Like

01:53:43.960 A

01:53:44.060 Bottle

01:53:44.240 Of

01:53:44.380 Wine

01:53:44.700 With

01:53:45.000 My

01:53:45.160 Boy

01:53:45.700 No

01:53:46.240 No

01:53:46.360 And

01:53:47.040 So

01:53:47.280 But

01:53:47.760 So

01:53:48.060 For

01:53:48.180 Me

01:53:48.280 That

01:53:48.380 Was

01:53:48.460 A

01:53:48.540 Little

01:53:48.620 Bit

01:53:48.720 Of

01:53:48.760 Ritual

01:53:48.920 My

01:53:49.140 Mother

01:53:49.480 Burned

01:53:50.460 Candles

01:53:50.820 And

01:53:50.980 She

01:53:51.080 Was

01:53:51.180 Catholic

01:53:51.520 And

01:53:52.200 Candles

01:53:52.520 Are

01:53:52.620 A

01:53:52.720 Thing

01:53:53.040 In

01:53:53.200 A

01:53:53.340 Catholic

01:53:53.660 Church

01:53:54.080 Oh

01:53:54.380 Yeah

01:53:54.560 They're

01:53:54.840 Candled

01:53:55.160 Up

01:53:55.340 In

01:53:55.460 There

01:53:55.640 Yeah

01:53:55.840 So

01:53:56.100 I

01:53:56.380 And

01:53:56.580 The

01:53:56.700 Candles

01:53:56.900 Are

01:53:57.000 Burning

01:53:57.180 During

01:53:57.540 The

01:53:57.720 Mass

01:53:57.980 So

01:53:58.440 A

01:53:58.840 Little

01:53:58.960 Bit

01:53:59.060 Of

01:53:59.180 Candle

01:53:59.580 Worked

01:54:00.100 Into

01:54:00.280 Me

01:54:00.540 But

01:54:01.200 I'm

01:54:01.360 Not

01:54:01.540 That's

01:54:01.940 Nice

01:54:02.220 I'm

01:54:02.480 Not

01:54:02.620 Forcing

01:54:03.140 Someone

01:54:03.420 To

01:54:03.600 Do

01:54:03.880 Something

01:54:04.180 With

01:54:04.400 The

01:54:04.560 Candle

01:54:04.920 Right

01:54:05.300 Okay

01:54:05.600 I'm

01:54:06.240 Not

01:54:06.340 Forcing

01:54:06.600 Someone

01:54:06.860 Else

01:54:07.020 To

01:54:07.160 Pray

01:54:07.380 To

01:54:07.520 The

01:54:07.620 Candle

01:54:07.940 I'm

01:54:08.580 Not

01:54:08.760 Trying

01:54:09.180 To

01:54:09.320 Change

01:54:09.700 The

01:54:09.840 Behavior

01:54:22.200 Just

01:54:22.380 Because

01:54:22.820 You

01:54:23.320 Don't

01:54:23.880 Want

01:54:24.120 It

01:54:24.260 That's

01:54:24.660 Not

01:54:24.820 A

01:54:24.940 Free

01:54:25.080 Country

01:54:25.320 That's

01:54:25.500 All

01:54:25.560 I'm

01:54:25.640 Saying

01:54:25.900 You

01:54:26.440 Can

01:54:26.560 Imagine

01:54:26.860 A

01:54:27.020 Country

01:54:27.300 Where

01:54:27.520 Everyone

01:54:27.760 Is

01:54:27.900 Homogenized

01:54:28.780 In

01:54:29.140 Whatever

01:54:29.320 Way

01:54:29.540 You

01:54:29.720 Want

01:54:30.100 Those

01:54:31.120 Countries

01:54:31.780 Exist

01:54:32.240 I

01:54:32.560 Didn't

01:54:32.720 Think

01:54:32.940 That

01:54:33.120 Was

01:54:33.320 America

01:54:33.860 Yeah

01:54:34.300 I

01:54:35.000 Didn't

01:54:35.140 Say

01:54:35.200 That

01:54:35.300 Right

01:54:35.420 I

01:54:35.660 Didn't

01:54:35.780 Think

01:54:35.860 It

01:54:35.920 Was

01:54:36.020 America

01:54:37.380 I

01:54:38.540 It's

01:54:38.900 Just

01:54:39.040 I

01:54:39.880 Spent

01:54:40.020 Six

01:54:40.300 Years

01:54:40.460 In

01:54:40.600 Texas

01:54:40.880 I

01:54:41.080 Don't

01:54:41.160 How

01:54:41.200 To

01:54:41.380 To

01:54:41.600 America

01:54:42.120 Damn

01:54:42.540 I

01:54:43.140 I

01:54:43.340 Met

01:54:43.520 My

01:54:43.640 Wife

01:54:43.840 In

01:54:43.960 Texas

01:54:44.380 Oh

01:54:44.860 Austin

01:54:45.380 Texas

01:54:45.660 Are

01:54:48.000 You

01:54:48.140 A

01:54:48.320 Texas

01:54:48.600 Fan

01:54:48.920 So

01:54:49.600 The

01:54:50.420 Funny

01:54:50.680 Thing

01:54:50.880 I

01:54:51.100 Don't

01:54:51.760 Know

01:54:51.840 If

01:54:51.920 I

01:54:51.980 Told

01:54:52.300 Anybody

01:54:52.580 This

01:54:52.840 So

01:54:53.700 I'm

01:54:54.160 A

01:54:54.260 New

01:54:54.400 Yorker

01:54:54.800 In

01:54:54.980 Texas

01:54:55.280 Which

01:54:55.580 Was

01:54:55.780 A

01:54:56.020 Little

01:54:56.180 Bit

01:54:56.360 Mind

01:54:56.620 Blowing

01:54:56.900 You

01:54:57.460 Know

01:54:57.600 Just

01:54:57.900 The

01:54:58.060 Confederate

01:54:58.400 Flag

01:54:58.800 Is

01:54:58.980 Everywhere

01:54:59.360 And

01:54:59.740 The

01:54:59.880 Gun

01:55:00.180 The

01:55:00.700 Gun

01:55:00.900 Rack

01:55:01.280 On

01:55:01.500 The

01:55:01.620 Back

01:55:01.860 Of

01:55:01.960 The

01:55:02.060 Pickup

01:55:02.400 And

01:55:02.920 It's

01:55:03.080 Just

01:55:03.200 A

01:55:03.380 Really

01:55:03.720 I

01:55:04.600 Was

01:55:04.980 Almost

01:55:05.660 Anthropological

01:55:06.500 For

01:55:06.940 Me

01:55:13.520 I

01:55:13.880 Don't

01:55:14.640 Know

01:55:14.800 That

01:55:14.960 I'll

01:55:15.120 Ever

01:55:15.300 Assimilate

01:55:15.920 But

01:55:16.520 This

01:55:16.700 Is

01:55:16.800 Something

01:55:17.000 Interesting

01:55:17.460 To

01:55:17.720 Observe

01:55:18.180 And

01:55:18.380 Take

01:55:18.540 Notes

01:55:18.800 On

01:55:19.040 Okay

01:55:19.300 I

01:55:19.600 Be

01:55:20.300 An

01:55:20.420 Anthropologist

01:55:21.140 Studying

01:55:22.220 The

01:55:22.600 Culture

01:55:22.940 So

01:55:23.520 I

01:55:23.640 Did

01:55:23.820 That

01:55:24.140 And

01:55:24.920 Were

01:55:25.260 You

01:55:25.340 Really

01:55:25.620 Wearing

01:55:25.920 That

01:55:26.100 Hat

01:55:26.420 Really

01:55:26.920 And

01:55:27.300 Those

01:55:27.480 Boots

01:55:27.860 Like

01:55:28.220 Really

01:55:28.560 And

01:55:29.160 This

01:55:29.280 Is

01:55:29.320 A

01:55:29.440 Woman

01:55:29.640 You're

01:55:29.840 Talking

01:55:30.020 And

01:55:32.060 Your

01:55:32.180 Belt

01:55:32.440 Buckle

01:55:32.860 Is

01:55:33.100 That

01:55:33.360 Big

01:55:33.800 Really

01:55:34.160 And

01:55:34.860 So

01:55:35.200 It's

01:55:35.840 All

01:55:36.020 Weird

01:55:36.480 But

01:55:36.760 Again

01:55:37.180 I'm

01:55:37.880 Recognizing

01:55:38.380 It's

01:55:38.520 Another

01:55:43.520 Own

01:55:43.660 History

01:55:44.080 Six

01:55:44.760 Flags

01:55:45.060 Over

01:55:45.320 Texas

01:55:45.680 Yeah

01:55:46.180 Okay

01:55:46.540 It's

01:55:47.520 Texas

01:55:48.120 Was

01:55:48.400 Six

01:55:48.760 Different

01:55:49.360 Countries

01:55:49.960 All

01:55:50.460 Right

01:55:50.600 I

01:55:50.980 Don't

01:55:51.120 Anybody

01:55:51.340 Else

01:55:51.560 That

01:55:51.800 Can

01:55:51.940 Say

01:55:52.120 That

01:55:52.260 You

01:55:52.340 Know

01:55:52.420 The

01:55:52.540 Six

01:55:52.720 Countries

01:55:53.100 Right

01:55:53.540 Mexico

01:55:54.060 Spain

01:55:55.500 I

01:55:56.120 Think

01:55:56.300 France

01:55:56.780 The

01:55:57.960 Confederacy

01:55:58.640 The

01:55:59.460 United

01:55:59.900 States

01:56:00.200 Itself

01:56:00.560 And

01:56:00.900 The

01:56:01.020 Republic

01:56:01.280 Of

01:56:01.460 Texas

01:56:01.760 Oh

01:56:02.320 Damn

01:56:02.660 Did

01:56:02.900 I

01:56:03.020 Leave

01:56:03.520 One

01:56:03.640 Out

01:56:03.820 Or

01:56:03.960 That

01:56:04.380 That's

01:56:05.380 That's

01:56:05.660 Where

01:56:05.760 You

01:56:05.800 Get

01:56:05.900 Six

01:56:06.140 Flags

01:56:06.520 The

01:56:06.900 The

01:56:07.480 Amusement

01:56:08.000 Part

01:56:08.220 You

01:56:13.520 Finally

01:56:14.200 Some

01:56:14.420 Information

01:56:14.900 I

01:56:15.120 Can

01:56:15.240 Use

01:56:15.420 That's

01:56:15.660 How

01:56:15.760 You

01:56:15.900 Get

01:56:16.020 Six

01:56:16.300 Flags

01:56:16.840 That

01:56:17.560 Didn't

01:56:17.900 Come

01:56:18.120 Out

01:56:18.260 Of

01:56:18.360 Nowhere

01:56:18.780 Yeah

01:56:19.200 I

01:56:19.320 Didn't

01:56:19.500 Know

01:56:19.720 I

01:56:19.820 Never

01:56:19.940 Thought

01:56:20.180 About

01:56:20.220 You

01:56:20.340 Go

01:56:20.460 To

01:56:20.600 The

01:56:20.720 State

01:56:20.920 Capitol

01:56:21.280 And

01:56:21.480 You

01:56:21.560 See

01:56:21.700 The

01:56:21.840 Flags

01:56:22.260 Yeah

01:56:22.760 I

01:56:22.900 I

01:56:43.520 Not

01:56:43.540 The

01:56:43.720 Full

01:56:44.040 Up

01:56:44.220 You

01:56:44.500 Know

01:56:44.640 Seven

01:56:45.100 Inch

01:56:45.300 Brim

01:56:45.560 But

01:56:45.760 The

01:56:45.960 Smaller

01:56:46.440 So

01:56:46.980 I

01:56:47.580 Own

01:56:48.040 Six

01:56:49.540 Cowboy

01:56:49.940 Hats

01:56:50.340 Five

01:56:51.220 Pairs

01:56:51.580 Of

01:56:51.740 Boots

01:56:52.100 And

01:56:53.140 One

01:56:53.360 Of

01:56:53.460 Them

01:56:53.600 Is

01:56:53.780 Like

01:56:54.080 Austrid

01:56:54.740 You

01:56:54.900 Know

01:56:55.040 Digging

01:56:56.360 Out

01:56:57.220 The

01:56:57.420 Animal

01:56:57.880 I

01:56:58.340 Don't

01:56:59.200 Have

01:56:59.420 The

01:56:59.600 Lizard

01:56:59.940 Or

01:57:00.040 Whatever

01:57:00.260 That

01:57:00.440 One

01:57:00.580 Is

01:57:00.800 The

01:57:01.240 Alligator

01:57:02.000 I

01:57:02.080 Don't

01:57:02.140 Have

01:57:02.260 The

01:57:02.360 Alligator

01:57:02.760 But

01:57:03.320 So

01:57:04.040 I

01:57:04.880 Got

01:57:05.020 Some

01:57:05.180 Stretch

01:57:05.520 At

01:57:05.660 The

01:57:05.740 House

01:57:05.960 Dude

01:57:06.120 I

01:57:06.460 I

01:57:06.740 Wear

01:57:07.300 That

01:57:07.500 On

01:57:07.640 Fifth

01:57:07.860 Avenue

01:57:08.180 I'll

01:57:08.980 Do

01:57:09.160 That

01:57:09.480 And

01:57:10.120 So

01:57:10.420 It

01:57:10.680 Turns

01:57:11.400 Heads

01:57:11.780 But

01:57:12.080 I'm

01:57:12.980 Comfortable

01:57:13.340 In

01:57:13.740 That

01:57:13.940 Because

01:57:14.240 I

01:57:14.440 I

01:57:14.880 Felt

01:57:15.180 It

01:57:15.320 It

01:57:15.460 Took

01:57:15.660 It

01:57:15.760 Was

01:57:15.880 A

01:57:15.980 Time

01:57:16.200 Delay

01:57:16.600 It

01:57:17.280 Was

01:57:17.620 I

01:57:18.240 Feel

01:57:18.540 It

01:57:18.660 Now

01:57:19.000 And

01:57:19.360 Now

01:57:19.500 I

01:57:19.600 Can

01:57:19.740 Appreciate

01:57:20.200 A

01:57:20.560 Texas

01:57:20.880 Movie

01:57:21.240 Or

01:57:21.460 Texas

01:57:21.840 Culture

01:57:22.220 Texas

01:57:22.660 Music

01:57:23.100 Which

01:57:23.480 Is

01:57:23.600 Not

01:57:23.800 Country

01:57:25.040 Western

01:57:25.400 Really

01:57:25.760 It's

01:57:26.500 Not

01:57:26.640 It's

01:57:26.980 Not

01:57:27.080 Nashville

01:57:27.440 I

01:57:27.640 Should

01:57:27.760 Say

01:57:27.980 No

01:57:28.180 It's

01:57:28.360 Not

01:57:28.560 It's

01:57:28.800 It's

01:57:29.100 A

01:57:29.200 Lot

01:57:29.400 More

01:57:29.760 It's

01:57:30.080 A

01:57:30.180 More

01:57:30.460 Like

01:57:38.180 Bad Texas

01:57:38.580 Song

01:57:39.020 I

01:57:39.360 Mean

01:57:39.480 I

01:57:39.960 I

01:57:40.240 I'm

01:57:40.460 A

01:57:40.560 Big

01:57:40.740 Fan

01:57:40.920 Of

01:57:41.020 The

01:57:41.120 Blues

01:57:41.500 You

01:57:41.720 Know

01:57:41.860 Blues

01:57:42.300 All

01:57:42.580 Up

01:57:42.800 The

01:57:43.380 Coast

01:57:43.660 You

01:57:43.900 Know

01:57:44.100 Mississippi

01:57:44.680 On

01:57:45.200 Up

01:57:45.320 To

01:57:45.420 Chicago

01:57:45.760 Blues

01:57:46.120 But

01:57:46.760 Up

01:57:47.120 The

01:57:47.280 River

01:57:47.480 I

01:57:47.640 Guess

01:57:47.780 I

01:57:47.920 Should

01:57:48.040 Say

01:57:48.220 But

01:57:48.760 Texas

01:57:50.560 You

01:57:50.820 Know

01:57:50.920 Some

01:57:51.420 Singing

01:57:52.420 In

01:57:52.740 You

01:57:53.780 Know

01:57:54.000 My

01:57:54.440 Dog

01:57:54.820 Oh

01:57:55.040 There's

01:57:55.200 Some

01:57:55.400 Sadness

01:57:55.780 Sadness

01:57:56.700 Okay

01:57:57.080 Parker

01:57:57.440 McCollum

01:57:57.840 You

01:57:57.940 Gotta

01:57:58.060 Listen

01:57:58.320 To

01:57:58.440 Him

01:57:58.600 He's

01:57:58.780 Kind

01:57:58.900 Of

01:57:59.000 A

01:57:59.120 Sad

01:57:59.460 I

01:57:59.800 I

01:57:59.920 I

01:58:00.800 I

01:58:00.920 I

01:58:01.080 Blues

01:58:01.380 Guy

01:58:01.660 I'll

01:58:02.320 Do

01:58:02.500 It

01:58:02.720 He's

01:58:03.080 Yeah

01:58:03.360 You

01:58:03.700 Know

01:58:03.820 What

01:58:04.060 His

01:58:04.300 Is

01:58:04.620 A

01:58:04.800 Little

01:58:04.980 Bit

01:58:05.180 Of

01:58:05.320 Blues

01:58:05.620 In

01:58:05.800 A

01:58:05.900 Way

01:58:06.180 So

01:58:07.600 You

01:58:07.700 Know

01:58:07.800 I

01:58:08.000 Often

01:58:08.320 Theorize

01:58:08.880 We

01:58:09.000 Talk

01:58:09.220 About

01:58:09.420 A lot

01:58:09.680 Of

01:58:09.760 This

01:58:09.900 Show

01:58:10.060 Like

01:58:10.260 Beige

01:58:10.820 The

01:58:11.080 Future

01:58:11.380 Is

01:58:11.520 All

01:58:11.680 Going

01:58:11.860 To

01:58:11.920 Be

01:58:12.080 Be

01:58:12.380 Like

01:58:12.660 Eventually

01:58:13.000 Everything

01:58:13.380 Is

01:58:13.520 Kind

01:58:13.680 Of

01:58:13.800 Merging

01:58:14.580 We

01:58:14.740 Mean

01:58:14.840 Skin

01:58:15.040 Color

01:58:15.300 Yeah

01:58:15.720 That

01:58:16.280 Eventually

01:58:16.740 Everything

01:58:17.220 Is

01:58:17.520 Just

01:58:17.720 Kind

01:58:17.980 Of

01:58:18.080 Merging

01:58:18.840 And

01:58:20.520 I

01:58:20.640 Wonder

01:58:20.900 If

01:58:21.040 It

01:58:21.120 Will

01:58:21.200 Be

01:58:21.340 Like

01:58:21.560 That

01:58:21.820 With

01:58:22.080 Sexuality

01:58:23.100 As

01:58:23.320 Well

01:58:23.600 That

01:58:23.820 Everything

01:58:24.260 Will

01:58:24.560 Just

01:58:24.920 Will

01:58:25.560 Everyone

01:58:26.080 Be

01:58:26.520 Like

01:58:26.800 Kind

01:58:27.020 Of

01:58:27.120 This

01:58:27.320 Beige

01:58:28.160 Trans

01:58:29.620 Kind

01:58:30.120 Of

01:58:30.280 Like

01:58:30.660 You

01:58:31.700 Know

01:58:32.000 Gang

01:58:32.800 Bang

01:58:33.120 You

01:58:33.300 Know

01:58:33.400 Or

01:58:33.560 Like

01:58:33.840 Everybody

01:58:34.300 Just

01:58:34.680 Like

01:58:35.460 You

01:58:37.220 Know

01:58:37.380 Will

01:58:37.600 Everybody

01:58:37.840 Just

01:58:38.040 Be

01:58:38.160 Like

01:58:38.280 A

01:58:38.440 Beige

01:58:38.840 Trans

01:58:39.420 Graffiti

01:58:39.940 Artist

01:58:40.320 That's

01:58:40.600 What

01:58:40.680 I

01:58:40.800 Feel

01:58:40.960 Like

01:58:41.200 I

01:58:41.740 Feel

01:58:41.920 Like

01:58:42.060 We're

01:58:42.260 All

01:58:42.560 Just

01:58:42.800 Kind

01:58:43.040 Of

01:58:43.140 I

01:58:43.580 Think

01:58:43.780 There

01:58:44.080 Are

01:58:44.280 Enough

01:58:44.540 People

01:58:44.820 In

01:58:45.000 The

01:58:45.100 World

01:58:45.360 That

01:58:45.660 Value

01:58:46.100 Individual

01:58:46.640 Individuality

01:58:47.740 That

01:58:48.320 We

01:58:48.460 Will

01:58:48.620 Never

01:58:48.940 Be

01:58:49.140 So

01:58:49.380 Homogenized

01:58:50.040 Really

01:58:50.560 Yeah

01:58:50.860 That's

01:58:51.140 What

01:58:51.260 I

01:58:51.400 Think

01:58:51.660 So

01:58:52.820 Let's

01:58:53.460 Take

01:58:53.620 This

01:58:53.760 To

01:58:53.900 A

01:58:54.380 Scientific

01:58:55.740 Limit

01:58:56.220 Okay

01:58:56.560 We

01:58:56.720 Can

01:58:56.840 Now

01:58:56.960 Control

01:58:57.260 The

01:58:57.460 Genome

01:58:57.920 What

01:58:58.740 Is

01:58:58.840 It

01:58:59.040 You

01:58:59.440 Know

01:58:59.580 So

01:58:59.760 I

01:58:59.900 Got

01:59:00.060 Your

01:59:00.220 Genes

01:59:00.660 And

01:59:01.080 I

01:59:01.180 Can

01:59:01.340 See

01:59:01.580 You

01:59:01.820 In

01:59:02.140 In

01:59:02.460 The

01:59:02.740 Uterus

01:59:03.240 And

01:59:03.800 I

01:59:03.940 Can

01:59:04.200 Nip

01:59:04.480 And

01:59:04.660 Tuck

01:59:04.920 And

01:59:05.120 Snip

01:59:05.460 And

01:59:05.620 Think

01:59:05.880 And

01:59:06.220 You'll

01:59:06.380 Come

01:59:06.600 Out

01:59:06.900 Six

01:59:07.900 Feet

01:59:08.140 Tall

01:59:08.540 With

01:59:09.380 This

01:59:09.580 Color

01:59:09.820 Skin

01:59:10.180 This

01:59:10.580 Gender

01:59:11.020 With

01:59:11.580 This

01:59:11.840 Thing

01:59:12.160 And

01:59:12.380 This

01:59:12.540 That

01:59:12.820 And

01:59:13.020 I

01:59:13.140 Can

01:59:13.280 Make

01:59:13.460 You

01:59:13.620 And

01:59:13.840 That's

01:59:14.000 Not

01:59:14.100 Outlawed

01:59:14.640 We

01:59:15.780 Don't

01:59:16.020 The

01:59:16.380 The

01:59:16.740 Ethics

01:59:17.200 Of

01:59:17.380 This

01:59:17.580 We

01:59:17.740 Don't

01:59:17.860 Know

01:59:17.940 How

01:59:18.020 To

01:59:18.120 Do

01:59:18.220 That

01:59:18.380 Yet

01:59:18.600 But

01:59:18.920 I

01:59:19.140 Don't

01:59:19.240 See

01:59:19.420 Why

01:59:19.600 We'll

01:59:19.880 That

01:59:20.660 Wouldn't

01:59:21.620 One

01:59:21.800 Day

01:59:21.920 Happen

01:59:22.320 Our

01:59:23.120 Ethics

01:59:23.680 Are

01:59:23.800 Not

01:59:23.960 Really

01:59:24.220 Quite

01:59:24.560 Keeping

01:59:24.840 Up

01:59:25.020 With

01:59:25.160 It

01:59:25.300 Not

01:59:25.480 From

01:59:25.740 What

01:59:25.860 I've

01:59:26.040 Read

01:59:26.260 Yet

01:59:26.580 But

01:59:27.100 There

01:59:27.400 Are

01:59:27.440 People

01:59:27.660 Thinking

01:59:27.940 About

01:59:28.220 It

01:59:28.360 Okay

01:59:28.940 The

01:59:29.460 First

01:59:29.700 Thing

01:59:29.860 We're

01:59:30.000 Going To

01:59:30.140 Do

01:59:30.300 Is

01:59:30.440 Cure

01:59:30.660 Diseases

01:59:31.120 For

01:59:31.500 Sure

01:59:31.720 All

01:59:32.280 Right

01:59:32.420 You

01:59:32.560 Know

01:59:32.640 Genetic

01:59:33.000 Right

01:59:33.460 You'll

01:59:33.640 Go

01:59:33.800 In

01:59:33.940 And

01:59:34.040 Stop

01:59:34.240 People

01:59:34.480 From

01:59:34.680 Having

01:59:34.880 Different

01:59:35.140 Kind

01:59:35.340 Of

01:59:35.440 Down

01:59:35.660 Syndrome

01:59:36.080 Exactly

01:59:36.620 Exactly

01:59:37.200 So

01:59:38.000 Obvious

01:59:38.380 Ones

01:59:38.560 And

01:59:38.640 We

01:59:38.720 All

01:59:38.820 Have

01:59:38.920 To

01:59:39.000 Agree

01:59:39.300 Which

01:59:39.760 What

01:59:40.300 To

01:59:40.480 Cure

01:59:40.740 Because

01:59:41.320 Even

01:59:41.520 That

01:59:41.760 Has

01:59:42.100 Ethical

01:59:42.540 Issues

01:59:43.080 That's

01:59:43.360 True

01:59:43.560 For

01:59:43.800 Example

01:59:44.220 It

01:59:44.600 Was

01:59:44.720 Not

01:59:44.900 Until

01:59:45.180 1987

01:59:45.900 I

01:59:46.220 Report

01:59:46.560 On

01:59:46.720 That

01:59:46.860 Here

01:59:47.060 In

01:59:47.440 The

01:59:47.560 Gender

01:59:47.880 And

01:59:48.340 Expare

01:59:49.600 Gender

01:59:50.000 And

01:59:50.140 Identity

02:00:00.000 Psychiatrist

02:00:00.780 It

02:00:01.240 Wasn't

02:00:01.480 Until

02:00:01.740 1987

02:00:02.280 Where

02:00:02.640 They

02:00:02.760 Removed

02:00:03.740 Homosexuality

02:00:05.460 From

02:00:06.060 Their

02:00:06.220 Encyclopedia

02:00:07.060 Of

02:00:07.360 Mental

02:00:07.640 Disorders

02:00:08.260 Oh

02:00:09.120 It

02:00:09.240 Used

02:00:09.380 To

02:00:09.460 Be

02:00:09.580 In

02:00:09.700 There

02:00:09.880 Yes

02:00:10.280 So

02:00:11.420 You

02:00:11.620 Ask

02:00:11.860 The

02:00:12.040 Question

02:00:12.360 It

02:00:12.720 Was

02:00:12.840 Before

02:00:13.140 1987

02:00:13.700 Or

02:00:14.160 Even

02:00:14.340 Earlier

02:00:14.700 And

02:00:15.340 You

02:00:15.480 Had

02:00:15.680 The

02:00:15.840 Medical

02:00:16.120 Capacity

02:00:16.780 To

02:00:17.460 Fix

02:00:18.620 Someone

02:00:19.140 Whose

02:00:19.620 Genetic

02:00:20.040 Profile

02:00:20.520 If

02:00:20.740 That's

02:00:20.980 Where

02:00:21.120 It

02:00:21.240 It

02:00:21.260 Makes

02:00:22.320 Them

02:00:22.480 Gay

02:00:22.820 Would

02:00:23.520 You

02:00:23.640 Do

02:00:23.800 That

02:00:24.100 Back

02:00:25.020 Then

02:00:25.220 They

02:00:25.360 Probably

02:00:25.720 Would

02:00:25.900 Because

02:00:26.100 That's

02:00:26.400 A

02:00:26.560 Disorder

02:00:27.360 And

02:00:30.000 13%

02:00:30.420 Of

02:00:30.560 The

02:00:30.660 One

02:00:31.100 Out

02:00:31.220 Of

02:00:31.340 Six

02:00:31.580 Is

02:00:31.780 This

02:00:32.020 At

02:00:32.940 What

02:00:33.120 Point

02:00:33.360 Is

02:00:33.500 It

02:00:33.600 A

02:00:33.740 Disorder

02:00:34.140 And

02:00:34.360 What

02:00:34.540 Point

02:00:34.780 Is

02:00:34.980 It

02:00:35.100 Just

02:00:35.240 The

02:00:35.380 Natural

02:00:35.720 Variation

02:00:36.320 Of

02:00:36.700 Who

02:00:36.860 We

02:00:37.020 Are

02:00:37.200 As

02:00:37.420 A

02:00:37.540 Species

02:00:37.980 Damn

02:00:38.300 That's

02:00:38.520 Crazy

02:00:38.860 So

02:00:39.300 The

02:00:39.460 Guy

02:00:39.720 Who's

02:00:39.880 Writing

02:00:40.180 The

02:00:40.360 Disorders

02:00:40.860 Obviously

02:00:41.260 Was

02:00:41.440 A

02:00:41.560 Straight

02:00:41.860 Guy

02:00:42.200 Perceptive

02:00:45.240 Right

02:00:46.000 On

02:00:46.260 And

02:00:47.360 There's

02:00:48.160 The

02:00:48.280 Neuroscientist

02:00:49.740 I

02:00:49.900 Always

02:00:50.080 Forget

02:00:50.440 His

02:00:50.640 Name

02:00:50.920 But

02:00:51.180 I

02:00:51.300 Guess

02:00:51.500 If

02:00:51.620 You're

02:00:51.820 Super

02:00:52.160 Straight

02:00:52.540 Say

02:00:52.760 You're

02:00:52.900 Super

02:01:00.000 I Know

02:01:00.200 I'm

02:01:00.300 Straight

02:01:00.580 Because

02:01:01.500 I

02:01:03.100 Wrestled

02:01:03.640 For

02:01:04.280 Eight

02:01:04.580 Years

02:01:04.980 The

02:01:05.980 Muscled

02:01:06.500 Sinewy

02:01:07.160 Sweaty

02:01:07.760 Bodies

02:01:08.160 Of

02:01:08.440 Other

02:01:08.680 Men

02:01:08.960 And

02:01:09.960 At

02:01:10.180 No

02:01:10.780 Time

02:01:11.300 Did

02:01:12.080 I

02:01:12.220 Even

02:01:12.540 Have

02:01:12.900 A

02:01:13.020 Tingle

02:01:13.320 In

02:01:14.060 My

02:01:14.180 Body

02:01:14.460 It's

02:01:14.860 Like

02:01:15.060 I'm

02:01:15.780 Gonna

02:01:15.920 Pin

02:01:16.440 Your

02:01:16.600 Ass

02:01:16.820 To

02:01:16.960 The

02:01:17.100 Mat

02:01:17.480 And

02:01:17.680 Get

02:01:17.840 Up

02:01:17.960 And

02:01:18.080 Walk

02:01:18.280 Away

02:01:18.580 I

02:01:18.800 Was

02:01:19.740 Captain

02:01:20.020 Of

02:01:20.120 My

02:01:20.200 High

02:01:20.340 School

02:01:20.460 Wrestling

02:01:20.800 Team

02:01:21.000 I'm

02:01:21.460 Just

02:01:21.600 Thinking

02:01:21.820 My

02:01:22.000 Hands

02:01:22.180 Are

02:01:22.300 All

02:01:22.480 Over

02:01:22.640 Men's

02:01:22.980 Bodies

02:01:23.300 If

02:01:23.980 I

02:01:24.120 Had

02:01:24.300 Any

02:01:24.540 Urge

02:01:24.840 I

02:01:25.000 Would

02:01:25.180 Have

02:01:25.320 Felt

02:01:25.580 It

02:01:25.720 Then

02:01:26.140 If

02:01:26.500 They

02:01:26.620 Do

02:01:26.820 One

02:01:27.120 Two

02:01:27.340 Three

02:01:27.780 Four

02:01:28.400 You

02:01:28.640 Still

02:01:29.000 The

02:01:29.360 Tapping

02:01:30.620 Out

02:01:30.820 The

02:01:31.120 Longer

02:01:31.500 You

02:01:31.640 Stay

02:01:31.940 There

02:01:32.160 But

02:01:33.980 I

02:01:34.120 Think

02:01:34.280 Yeah

02:01:34.440 If

02:01:34.580 You

02:01:34.680 Just

02:01:34.860 Stay

02:01:35.080 There

02:01:35.320 And

02:01:35.460 Don't

02:01:35.680 Tap

02:01:36.000 Because

02:01:36.200 It

02:01:36.360 Feels

02:01:36.640 Good

02:01:36.880 I

02:01:37.320 Think

02:01:37.500 That's

02:01:37.880 Crazy

02:01:38.280 Baby

02:01:38.700 Yeah

02:01:39.780 So

02:01:39.980 So

02:01:40.320 I'm

02:01:41.500 Cisgender

02:01:42.740 Heterosexual

02:01:43.320 Do you

02:01:43.720 Ever

02:01:43.880 Wonder

02:01:44.100 If

02:01:44.200 You

02:01:44.280 Could

02:01:44.400 Ever

02:01:44.560 Book

02:01:44.780 Because

02:01:45.180 Some

02:01:45.400 People

02:01:45.580 Think

02:01:45.800 You

02:01:45.900 Could

02:01:46.060 Evolve

02:01:46.540 Into

02:01:46.880 It

02:01:47.040 Like

02:01:47.180 I

02:01:47.360 Wouldn't

02:01:48.580 Like

02:01:48.980 I

02:01:49.320 Would

02:01:49.780 Wonder

02:01:50.080 If

02:01:50.280 One day

02:01:50.700 I

02:01:50.780 Could

02:01:50.880 Be

02:01:50.980 When

02:01:51.120 I'm

02:01:51.220 70

02:01:51.660 Years

02:01:51.940 Old

02:01:52.180 Be

02:01:52.380 A

02:01:52.520 Homosexual

02:01:53.080 You

02:01:53.540 Know

02:01:53.760 I

02:01:54.080 Don't

02:01:54.260 Know

02:01:54.880 All

02:01:55.300 The

02:01:55.480 Drivers

02:01:55.840 And

02:01:56.020 Causes

02:01:56.360 And

02:01:56.580 What's

02:01:56.740 Genetic

02:01:57.060 And

02:01:57.260 What's

02:01:57.440 Cultural

02:01:57.740 I

02:01:58.020 Don't

02:01:58.380 Know

02:01:58.660 I

02:01:59.140 Don't

02:01:59.240 Even

02:01:59.380 Care

02:01:59.720 It's

02:02:00.280 Just

02:02:00.380 Whatever

02:02:00.620 People

02:02:00.900 Want

02:02:01.140 To

02:02:01.220 Be

02:02:01.400 In

02:02:01.520 A

02:02:01.620 Free

02:02:01.760 Country

02:02:02.060 Let

02:02:02.340 Them

02:02:02.540 Be

02:02:02.720 That

02:02:03.060 Yeah

02:02:03.460 Right

02:02:03.760 So

02:02:04.120 To

02:02:04.300 Even

02:02:04.520 Argue

02:02:05.140 It

02:02:05.400 It's

02:02:05.880 Like

02:02:06.180 That's

02:02:07.140 Like

02:02:07.280 Arguing

02:02:07.800 Should

02:02:08.060 Someone

02:02:08.380 Wear

02:02:08.600 Their

02:02:08.780 Hair

02:02:09.140 One

02:02:09.620 Way

02:02:09.880 Or

02:02:10.280 The

02:02:10.380 Other

02:02:10.600 Wear

02:02:10.960 The

02:02:11.120 Part

02:02:11.400 It's

02:02:11.680 It's

02:02:11.980 How

02:02:12.100 You

02:02:12.240 Express

02:02:12.660 But

02:02:13.040 I

02:02:13.160 Wouldn't

02:02:13.380 Say

02:02:13.580 I'm

02:02:13.760 A

02:02:13.860 Straight

02:02:14.100 Guy

02:02:14.260 You

02:02:14.360 Got

02:02:14.520 Your

02:02:14.700 Mullet

02:02:15.080 And

02:02:15.300 You

02:02:15.400 Rocking

02:02:15.780 That

02:02:16.040 You've

02:02:16.280 Been

02:02:16.360 Rocking

02:02:16.720 The

02:02:16.840 Mullet

02:02:17.140 From

02:02:17.340 Day

02:02:17.820 One

02:02:18.180 That's

02:02:18.860 Your

02:02:18.980 Thing

02:02:19.180 If

02:02:19.300 You

02:02:19.400 Came out

02:02:19.700 With

02:02:19.780 An

02:02:19.880 Afro

02:02:20.300 You're

02:02:21.260 Somebody

02:02:21.580 Else

02:02:21.880 At

02:02:22.020 That

02:02:22.200 Point

02:02:22.480 Yeah

02:02:22.860 But

02:02:23.080 This

02:02:23.700 Country

02:02:24.040 Allows

02:02:24.400 That

02:02:24.520 I

02:02:24.580 Don't

02:02:24.660 If

02:02:24.740 Your

02:02:24.820 Fans

02:02:25.140 Would

02:02:25.280 Allow

02:02:25.500 It

02:02:25.620 But

02:02:25.780 The

02:02:26.140 Country

02:02:26.440 Would

02:02:26.620 Allow

02:02:26.900 It

02:02:27.120 What

02:02:27.480 About

02:02:29.980 This

02:02:30.220 So

02:02:30.380 I

02:02:30.540 Think

02:02:30.740 Yeah

02:02:31.000 I

02:02:31.100 Could

02:02:31.220 See

02:02:31.340 If

02:02:31.460 You're

02:02:31.540 A

02:02:31.660 Straight

02:02:31.880 Guy

02:02:32.100 You're

02:02:32.360 Writing

02:02:32.600 The

02:02:32.840 Book

02:02:33.120 Right

02:02:33.360 On

02:02:33.560 What

02:02:33.840 The

02:02:34.160 You're

02:02:34.620 A

02:02:34.920 Straight

02:02:35.160 Psychiatrist

02:02:35.860 Right

02:02:36.100 Right

02:02:36.380 In

02:02:36.480 The

02:02:36.560 Book

02:02:36.680 You

02:02:36.840 See

02:02:37.080 A

02:02:37.240 Guy

02:02:37.560 You're

02:02:38.280 Hanging

02:02:38.540 Out

02:02:38.740 With

02:02:38.880 Your

02:02:39.000 Buddies

02:02:39.320 One

02:02:39.640 Of

02:02:39.760 Reaches

02:02:40.180 For

02:02:40.420 Another

02:02:40.660 Guy's

02:02:41.080 Wiener

02:02:41.520 Whatever

02:02:41.980 I

02:02:42.600 Could

02:02:42.780 See

02:02:43.040 You

02:02:43.200 Being

02:02:43.420 Like

02:02:43.780 This

02:02:44.340 Is

02:02:44.500 This

02:02:45.440 Is

02:02:54.820 Repair

02:02:55.640 So

02:02:56.560 But

02:02:56.800 It

02:02:56.860 Was

02:02:56.960 A

02:02:57.060 Disorder

02:02:57.360 Based

02:02:57.660 On

02:02:57.980 That

02:02:58.360 Things

02:02:58.660 Are

02:02:58.780 Just

02:02:58.960 Supposed

02:02:59.200 To

02:02:59.300 Be

02:02:59.440 This

02:02:59.740 Way

02:03:00.020 Because

02:03:00.320 They

02:03:00.520 Had

02:03:00.680 Whatever

02:03:00.920 Biases

02:03:01.460 They

02:03:01.940 Had

02:03:02.080 Whatever

02:03:02.580 Inability

02:03:04.060 To

02:03:04.680 Embrace

02:03:05.220 The

02:03:05.840 Spectrum

02:03:06.300 Of

02:03:06.780 Humanity

02:03:07.280 Presented

02:03:08.460 To

02:03:08.700 Him

02:03:08.880 Right

02:03:09.120 Does

02:03:09.600 Nature

02:03:10.340 Is

02:03:11.320 Nature

02:03:11.960 Just

02:03:13.080 Or

02:03:14.060 Does

02:03:14.220 Nature

02:03:14.700 Gay

02:03:15.100 Also

02:03:15.480 Oh

02:03:16.140 Okay

02:03:16.860 There

02:03:17.920 Books

02:03:18.160 On

02:03:18.360 This

02:03:18.620 The

02:03:19.040 I

02:03:19.220 Forgot

02:03:19.440 Rainbows

02:03:20.440 Can

02:03:21.420 We

02:03:21.500 Look

02:03:21.620 This

02:03:21.760 Up

02:03:21.920 Real

02:03:22.080 Quick

02:03:22.320 Rainbows

02:03:23.100 Just

02:03:24.700 Look

02:03:24.840 Up

02:03:24.920 Rainbow

02:03:25.160 And

02:03:25.360 Sex

02:03:25.640 And

02:03:25.780 There

02:03:25.860 Is

02:03:25.920 A

02:03:26.000 Book

02:03:26.140 That

02:03:26.280 Will

02:03:26.360 Come

02:03:26.520 Up

02:03:27.240 Just

02:03:28.260 Real

02:03:28.460 Quick

02:03:28.740 Evolutions

02:03:32.920 Rainbow

02:03:33.160 Okay

02:03:33.420 So

02:03:33.860 There's

02:03:34.300 A

02:03:34.400 Book

02:03:34.560 Called

02:03:34.740 Evolutions

02:03:35.200 Rainbow

02:03:35.600 Which

02:03:36.240 Explores

02:03:36.760 What

02:03:37.000 Species

02:03:37.540 Out

02:03:37.940 There

02:03:38.240 Actually

02:03:39.260 Have

02:03:40.040 Full

02:03:40.680 Spectrum

02:03:41.420 Sex

02:03:41.920 Okay

02:03:42.980 Gay

02:03:43.520 Sex

02:03:43.980 Bang

02:03:44.360 Sex

02:03:44.600 There's

02:03:44.840 Some

02:03:45.020 There's

02:03:45.420 Rape

02:03:45.800 In

02:03:46.260 Some

02:03:46.540 There's

02:03:47.060 Dolphins

02:03:47.540 There's

02:03:47.820 Some

02:03:47.980 There's

02:03:48.220 No

02:03:48.340 Other

02:03:48.500 Way

02:03:48.660 To

02:03:48.800 Understand

02:03:49.320 It

02:03:49.580 Okay

02:03:50.420 So

02:03:51.120 There's

02:03:51.840 A

02:03:51.960 Full

02:03:52.360 Range

02:03:52.820 Of

02:03:52.960 What's

02:03:53.140 Out

02:03:53.260 There

02:03:53.280 And

02:03:53.320 I

02:03:53.400 Don't

02:03:53.520 Care

02:03:53.700 If

02:03:53.820 Those

02:03:53.980 Are

02:03:54.100 Line

02:03:54.600 Caught

02:03:54.920 Or

02:03:55.200 So

02:03:57.060 Here's

02:03:57.340 My

02:03:57.460 Point

02:03:57.760 That

02:03:58.920 I

02:03:59.960 Don't

02:04:00.200 Know

02:04:00.660 That

02:04:01.260 We

02:04:02.000 Should

02:04:02.340 Care

02:04:02.720 What

02:04:03.020 The

02:04:03.200 Rest

02:04:03.380 Of

02:04:03.480 The

02:04:03.580 Animal

02:04:03.820 Kingdom

02:04:04.120 Is

02:04:04.320 Doing

02:04:04.600 Do

02:04:05.300 You

02:04:05.360 Know

02:04:05.460 There's

02:04:05.700 A

02:04:06.140 Mole

02:04:06.460 Rat

02:04:06.780 Where

02:04:07.240 One

02:04:09.620 Variant

02:04:10.120 On

02:04:10.320 It

02:04:10.440 They

02:04:10.900 Mate

02:04:11.140 For

02:04:11.280 Life

02:04:11.620 And

02:04:11.940 The

02:04:12.060 Other

02:04:12.220 One

02:04:12.480 There

02:04:12.680 Is

02:04:12.800 Promiscuous

02:04:13.600 As

02:04:14.040 All

02:04:14.640 Get

02:04:14.860 Out

02:04:15.080 And

02:04:15.680 They're

02:04:15.840 Both

02:04:16.080 Mole

02:04:16.480 Rats

02:04:16.840 I

02:04:17.040 Got

02:04:17.180 Both

02:04:17.440 Variant

02:04:17.840 So

02:04:19.260 They're

02:04:19.660 Both

02:04:19.980 Mole

02:04:20.780 Rats

02:04:21.080 So

02:04:21.680 And

02:04:21.880 People

02:04:22.120 Say

02:04:22.300 Oh

02:04:22.500 Eagles

02:04:22.920 Mate

02:04:23.280 Forever

02:04:23.660 And

02:04:23.900 They

02:04:24.000 Want

02:04:24.160 That

02:04:24.400 To

02:04:24.580 Be

02:04:24.800 We

02:04:25.500 Want

02:04:25.940 To

02:04:26.060 Emulate

02:04:26.460 That

02:04:26.940 And

02:04:27.360 Then

02:04:27.520 You

02:04:27.640 Find

02:04:27.840 Out

02:04:27.940 That

02:04:28.080 Bonobo

02:04:28.620 Chimps

02:04:29.240 They're

02:04:29.880 Fucking

02:04:30.180 All

02:04:30.540 The

02:04:30.720 Time

02:04:31.120 To

02:04:31.800 Resolve

02:04:32.240 Differences

02:04:32.920 To

02:04:33.200 Fight

02:04:33.660 Each

02:04:33.840 Just

02:04:34.540 Look

02:04:34.920 At

02:04:35.040 The

02:04:35.320 Video

02:04:35.700 It's

02:04:36.540 Behind

02:04:36.980 The

02:04:37.160 Wall

02:04:37.660 Gotta

02:04:37.860 Go

02:04:37.980 Behind

02:04:38.180 The

02:04:38.300 Wall

02:04:38.560 On

02:04:38.700 The

02:04:38.800 Video

02:04:39.060 But

02:04:39.660 And

02:04:40.200 So

02:04:40.660 And

02:04:41.100 Bonobos

02:04:41.420 Are

02:04:41.520 Very

02:04:41.780 Close

02:04:47.440 That'll

02:04:47.680 Support

02:04:48.420 Or

02:04:48.860 Deny

02:04:49.960 Whatever

02:04:50.880 Claim

02:04:51.220 You're

02:04:51.380 Trying

02:04:51.520 To

02:04:51.600 Make

02:04:51.740 About

02:04:51.980 Us

02:04:52.180 So

02:04:52.420 Forget

02:04:52.660 It

02:04:52.780 We're

02:04:52.980 Our

02:04:53.100 Own

02:04:53.240 Species

02:04:53.660 And

02:04:54.920 We

02:04:55.680 Have

02:04:55.840 The

02:04:55.960 Capacity

02:04:56.420 To

02:04:56.620 Grant

02:04:56.820 Freedoms

02:04:57.300 In

02:04:57.480 Some

02:04:57.740 Governments

02:04:58.260 To

02:04:58.780 Support

02:05:00.900 Your

02:05:01.140 Happiness

02:05:01.520 We

02:05:01.900 Value

02:05:02.200 That

02:05:02.580 Yeah

02:05:02.820 That's

02:05:03.320 Cool

02:05:03.480 It's

02:05:04.080 Crazy

02:05:04.320 To

02:05:04.440 Think

02:05:04.560 That

02:05:04.680 Some

02:05:04.880 Countries

02:05:05.240 Don't

02:05:05.700 Right

02:05:05.980 That's

02:05:06.880 Why

02:05:07.200 I'm

02:05:07.720 Glad

02:05:07.960 I'm

02:05:08.120 In

02:05:08.180 America

02:05:08.800 Yeah

02:05:09.300 Am I

02:05:11.120 Good

02:05:11.280 At

02:05:11.380 That

02:05:11.560 Right

02:05:11.740 I

02:05:12.180 Get

02:05:12.300 Like

02:05:12.440 A

02:05:12.540 B

02:05:12.680 Plus

02:05:17.440 So

02:05:19.180 Do

02:05:19.820 You

02:05:19.960 Think

02:05:20.160 We'll

02:05:20.380 Ever

02:05:20.600 Really

02:05:20.980 Be

02:05:21.160 Able

02:05:21.320 To

02:05:21.500 Travel

02:05:21.900 Like

02:05:22.560 Into

02:05:23.020 Another

02:05:23.360 Galaxy

02:05:23.760 Like

02:05:23.980 Interstellarly

02:05:24.740 Do

02:05:24.880 You

02:05:24.940 You

02:05:25.300 Need

02:05:25.440 A

02:05:25.940 Wormhole

02:05:26.460 We're

02:05:27.040 Not

02:05:27.140 Doing

02:05:27.300 That

02:05:27.440 Without

02:05:27.600 Wormholes

02:05:28.000 We

02:05:28.160 Don't

02:05:28.300 Have

02:05:28.540 Like

02:05:28.720 Diesel

02:05:29.120 Or

02:05:29.280 Whatever

02:05:29.460 We

02:05:29.600 Don't

02:05:29.680 Have

02:05:29.780 Anything

02:05:29.980 That'll

02:05:30.240 Push

02:05:30.500 There

02:05:30.700 Is

02:05:30.880 No

02:05:31.180 Rocket

02:05:31.700 No

02:05:32.640 There's

02:05:32.840 A rocket

02:05:33.060 That

02:05:33.180 Will

02:05:33.260 Get

02:05:33.420 There

02:05:33.560 Eventually

02:05:33.920 Like

02:05:34.440 In

02:05:34.760 A few

02:05:35.080 Million

02:05:35.320 Years

02:05:35.680 But

02:05:36.440 You

02:05:36.560 Don't

02:05:36.680 Live

02:05:36.800 That

02:05:36.960 Long

02:05:37.260 Yeah

02:05:38.060 We

02:05:38.320 Have

02:05:38.880 Rockets

02:05:39.320 Powerful

02:05:39.820 Enough

02:05:40.000 To

02:05:40.140 Get

02:05:40.300 You

02:05:40.420 Around

02:05:40.660 The

02:05:40.840 Solar

02:05:41.040 System

02:05:41.420 In

02:05:42.040 Your

02:05:42.160 Lifetime

02:05:42.580 But

02:05:43.160 To

02:05:43.300 The

02:05:43.440 Nearest

02:05:43.760 Stars

02:05:44.180 At

02:05:44.820 Those

02:05:45.040 Speeds

02:05:45.380 It

02:05:45.520 Would

02:05:45.600 Take

02:05:45.780 50,000

02:05:46.340 Years

02:05:46.660 That's

02:05:47.760 Why

02:05:47.860 They're

02:05:48.000 Talking

02:05:48.160 About

02:05:48.320 Generational

02:05:48.860 Ships

02:05:49.280 Where

02:05:50.000 You

02:05:50.140 Go

02:05:50.440 You

02:05:50.800 Have

02:05:50.940 Babies

02:05:51.380 No

02:05:51.880 They

02:05:52.060 Grow

02:05:52.320 Up

02:05:52.520 And

02:05:52.860 They

02:05:52.960 Have

02:05:53.140 Babies

02:05:53.580 So

02:05:53.880 People

02:05:54.140 We

02:05:54.300 Might

02:05:54.400 Do

02:05:54.640 That

02:05:54.780 It's

02:05:54.800 Called

02:05:54.980 A

02:05:55.140 Generational

02:05:55.620 Ship

02:05:55.940 Wow

02:05:56.640 It's

02:05:57.000 A

02:05:57.100 Little

02:05:57.220 Weird

02:05:57.500 Because

02:05:57.720 Put

02:05:57.860 My

02:05:57.960 Axe

02:05:58.260 On

02:05:58.380 That

02:05:58.560 Bitch

02:05:58.820 It's

02:05:59.980 A

02:06:00.040 Little

02:06:00.200 Weird

02:06:00.420 Because

02:06:00.780 We're

02:06:01.320 Obligating

02:06:02.800 The

02:06:03.040 Unborn

02:06:03.600 To

02:06:04.560 Continue

02:06:04.980 A

02:06:05.200 Mission

02:06:05.400 That

02:06:05.620 You're

02:06:05.860 Starting

02:06:06.220 That

02:06:06.440 They

02:06:06.640 Didn't

02:06:06.880 Have

02:06:07.120 Freedom

02:06:07.500 To

02:06:08.540 Reject

02:06:09.300 That's

02:06:10.820 An

02:06:10.960 Ethical

02:06:11.300 Thing

02:06:11.560 Right

02:06:11.760 There

02:06:12.060 Are

02:06:13.140 You

02:06:13.860 For

02:06:14.160 It

02:06:15.300 I'm

02:06:16.100 Just

02:06:16.220 Waiting

02:06:16.400 Around

02:06:16.580 For

02:06:16.700 The

02:06:16.780 Wormhole

02:06:17.160 Just

02:06:18.500 Say

02:06:18.660 Yeah

02:06:18.900 Dude

02:06:19.060 Let's

02:06:21.100 Send

02:06:21.240 A

02:06:21.400 Boat

02:06:21.840 Okay

02:06:22.420 Come

02:06:22.820 On

02:06:23.200 So

02:06:25.040 So

02:06:25.420 Yeah

02:06:25.740 So

02:06:25.940 Then

02:06:26.100 We

02:06:26.260 Don't

02:06:26.360 Have

02:06:26.520 Anything

02:06:26.740 Right

02:06:26.940 Now

02:06:27.060 That

02:06:27.180 Will

02:06:27.260 Ever

02:06:27.480 Get

02:06:27.660 So

02:06:27.920 We

02:06:28.160 Are

02:06:28.280 Almost

02:06:28.640 Kind

02:06:29.040 Of

02:06:29.160 Stranded

02:06:29.720 Here

02:06:30.000 Stranded

02:06:30.700 In

02:06:30.900 The

02:06:31.020 Solar

02:06:31.180 System

02:06:31.460 It's

02:06:31.600 Not

02:06:31.720 So

02:06:31.880 Bad

02:06:32.080 A lot

02:06:32.280 Of

02:06:32.360 Good

02:06:32.480 Stuff

02:06:32.700 Going

02:06:32.860 No

02:06:32.960 It's

02:06:33.060 Cool

02:06:33.320 Yeah

02:06:33.700 Yeah

02:06:33.920 Why

02:06:34.460 Is

02:06:34.660 It

02:06:34.760 When

02:06:34.920 I

02:06:35.100 When

02:06:36.720 I

02:06:36.840 Look

02:06:37.060 Up

02:06:37.200 At

02:06:37.300 The

02:06:37.400 Sky

02:06:38.340 By

02:06:38.660 The

02:06:38.720 Just

02:06:38.940 To

02:06:39.020 Be

02:06:39.120 Clear

02:06:39.320 We

02:06:39.520 Got

02:06:39.720 To

02:06:39.880 The

02:06:40.040 Moon

02:06:40.500 Hung

02:06:42.240 Out

02:06:42.420 On

02:06:42.540 The

02:06:42.640 Moon

02:06:42.820 And

02:06:42.960 Came

02:06:43.180 Back

02:06:43.540 In

02:06:43.800 Less

02:06:43.980 Time

02:06:44.260 Than

02:06:44.400 It

02:06:44.420 Took

02:06:44.620 Columbus

02:06:45.040 To

02:06:45.320 Cross

02:06:45.660 The

02:06:46.220 Atlantic

02:06:46.540 Wow

02:06:47.280 So

02:06:48.640 We're

02:06:57.660 Good

02:06:57.920 The

02:06:59.000 Wormhole

02:06:59.640 What

02:07:00.020 Would

02:07:00.240 It

02:07:00.420 How

02:07:00.940 Big

02:07:01.360 Would

02:07:01.540 It

02:07:01.640 Be

02:07:01.800 Would

02:07:01.980 You

02:07:02.080 Have

02:07:02.220 To

02:07:02.400 Would

02:07:02.940 You

02:07:03.020 Be

02:07:03.120 To

02:07:03.320 Walk

02:07:03.700 Into

02:07:03.880 It

02:07:04.040 Or

02:07:04.060 You

02:07:04.160 Have

02:07:04.280 To

02:07:04.360 Step

02:07:04.880 Into

02:07:05.180 It

02:07:05.300 I

02:07:05.600 We

02:07:06.080 Okay

02:07:06.580 No

02:07:06.820 It's

02:07:07.000 Like

02:07:07.320 You

02:07:07.580 Step

02:07:07.820 Across

02:07:08.100 It

02:07:08.220 Like

02:07:08.340 It's

02:07:08.460 A

02:07:08.540 Threshold

02:07:08.900 Yeah

02:07:09.380 You've

02:07:10.140 Seen

02:07:10.480 Marvel

02:07:11.280 And

02:07:11.760 And

02:07:11.860 And

02:07:12.200 Doctor

02:07:12.480 Strange

02:07:12.940 Or

02:07:13.780 Rick

02:07:14.540 And

02:07:14.660 Morty

02:07:14.940 These

02:07:15.340 Are

02:07:15.460 These

02:07:15.760 Are

02:07:15.940 Literal

02:07:16.460 They

02:07:17.060 Call

02:07:17.240 Them

02:07:17.380 Portals

02:07:17.840 To

02:07:18.000 Other

02:07:18.200 Dimensions

02:07:18.700 Whatever

02:07:18.960 But

02:07:19.420 A wormhole

02:07:19.920 Would

02:07:20.100 Just

02:07:20.240 Be

02:07:20.380 That

02:07:20.660 You

02:07:21.280 Would

02:07:21.380 Just

02:07:21.500 Go

02:07:21.700 Through

02:07:21.940 On

02:07:22.120 One

02:07:22.300 Side

02:07:22.560 Come

02:07:22.800 Out

02:07:22.940 The

02:07:23.100 Other

02:07:23.280 And

02:07:24.000 You

02:07:24.240 Would

02:07:24.380 Not

02:07:24.560 See

02:07:25.000 The

02:07:25.260 Fabric

02:07:25.740 Of

02:07:25.880 The

02:07:26.000 Wormhole

02:07:26.420 It

02:07:27.160 Would

02:07:27.240 Just

02:07:27.360 Be

02:07:27.500 A

02:07:27.660 Hole

02:07:27.960 In

02:07:28.200 Space

02:07:28.600 And

02:07:29.480 It's

02:07:29.600 A

02:07:29.700 Hole

02:07:29.900 Every

02:07:30.180 Direction

02:07:30.600 You

02:07:30.760 Look

02:07:30.900 At

02:07:31.000 When

02:07:31.160 We

02:07:31.260 Think

02:07:31.380 Of

02:07:31.460 A hole

02:07:31.700 In

02:07:31.860 A

02:07:31.960 Floor

02:07:32.280 You

02:07:32.680 Fall

02:07:32.900 Through

02:07:33.120 This

02:07:33.520 Is

02:07:33.580 A hole

02:07:33.840 In

02:07:34.040 Full

02:07:34.220 Three

02:07:34.420 Dimension

02:07:34.740 Space

02:07:35.080 No

02:07:35.500 Matter

02:07:35.760 Which

02:07:36.000 Direction

02:07:36.400 You

02:07:36.540 Go

02:07:36.720 In

02:07:49.420 Curved

02:07:50.040 So

02:07:50.580 If

02:07:50.700 You

02:07:50.780 Were

02:07:50.880 To

02:07:50.980 Travel

02:07:51.360 That

02:07:51.580 Whole

02:07:51.840 Distance

02:07:52.300 Around

02:07:52.560 The

02:07:52.700 That

02:07:52.880 Could

02:07:53.020 Take

02:07:53.260 You

02:07:53.380 A

02:07:53.460 Long

02:07:53.620 Time

02:07:53.980 You

02:07:54.460 Bend

02:07:54.980 This

02:07:55.220 Imagine

02:07:56.000 It's

02:07:56.140 A

02:07:56.240 Piece

02:07:56.400 Of

02:07:56.540 Paper

02:07:56.820 You

02:07:57.320 Bend

02:07:57.740 It

02:07:58.020 Cut

02:07:58.640 A

02:07:58.780 Hole

02:07:59.020 Through

02:07:59.240 The

02:07:59.360 Two

02:07:59.540 Edges

02:07:59.980 You

02:08:00.660 Didn't

02:08:00.820 Have

02:08:01.020 To

02:08:01.120 Take

02:08:01.360 That

02:08:01.520 Long

02:08:01.820 Route

02:08:02.080 And

02:08:02.640 You

02:08:02.740 Bypass

02:08:03.300 It

02:08:03.420 And

02:08:03.480 You

02:08:03.560 Get

02:08:03.720 To

02:08:03.840 The

02:08:03.960 Side

02:08:04.260 Of

02:08:04.320 The

02:08:04.380 Galaxy

02:08:04.680 Before

02:08:05.260 The

02:08:05.400 End

02:08:05.540 Of

02:08:05.600 The

02:08:05.700 TV

02:08:05.920 Commercial

02:08:06.320 And

02:08:06.800 That

02:08:06.900 Is

02:08:08.900 Is

02:08:09.540 Mathematically

02:08:10.640 Possible

02:08:11.080 Yes

02:08:11.400 Really

02:08:12.440 You

02:08:13.180 Promise

02:08:13.620 Oh

02:08:14.260 Yes

02:08:14.640 On

02:08:15.620 Paper

02:08:15.880 We

02:08:16.060 Can

02:08:16.180 Do

02:08:16.300 That

02:08:16.480 But

02:08:16.660 You

02:08:17.080 Need

02:08:17.320 Some

02:08:17.640 Matter

02:08:18.060 That

02:08:18.380 Can

02:08:18.620 That's

02:08:19.160 The

02:08:19.300 Opposite

02:08:19.780 Of

02:08:19.900 Gravity

02:08:20.260 So

02:08:20.880 It's

02:08:21.020 Negative

02:08:21.340 Energy

02:08:21.840 Stuff

02:08:22.900 Are

02:08:23.320 We

02:08:23.480 Building

02:08:23.820 That

02:08:24.000 Can

02:08:24.160 Pry

02:08:24.500 Open

02:08:24.900 I'm

02:08:25.240 Not

02:08:25.380 Authorized

02:08:25.900 To

02:08:26.240 Say

02:08:26.540 We're

02:08:26.840 Building

02:08:27.080 Are

02:08:29.500 You

02:08:29.640 Really

02:08:29.820 Not

02:08:30.060 Just

02:08:31.580 Kidding

02:08:31.900 Plus

02:08:33.920 That's

02:08:34.180 What

02:08:34.280 I

02:08:34.360 Would

02:08:34.500 Say

02:08:34.720 If

02:08:34.900 I

02:08:35.000 Wasn't

02:08:35.220 Authorized

02:08:35.560 I

02:08:35.740 I'm

02:08:35.960 Just

02:08:36.120 Kidding

02:08:36.320 That's

02:08:37.000 Exactly

02:08:37.380 What

02:08:37.600 I

02:08:37.700 Would

02:08:37.840 Say

02:08:38.060 That's

02:08:39.660 Like

02:08:39.760 Asking

02:08:40.020 Someone

02:08:40.240 If

02:08:40.360 They're

02:08:40.440 A

02:08:40.580 Spy

02:08:40.900 Say

02:08:41.520 No

02:08:41.680 I'm

02:08:41.820 Not

02:08:41.940 A

02:08:42.060 Spy

02:08:42.240 That's

02:08:42.620 What

02:08:42.740 A

02:08:42.840 Spy

02:08:43.060 Would

02:08:43.260 Say

02:08:43.420 There's

02:08:44.180 No

02:08:44.300 Way

02:08:44.440 Out

02:08:44.600 Of

02:08:44.660 That

02:08:44.840 One

02:08:45.080 You

02:08:45.540 Know

02:08:45.740 Dang

02:08:46.320 Man

02:08:46.800 No

02:08:46.940 No

02:08:46.980 So

02:08:47.360 So

02:08:47.440 So

02:08:48.120 Could

02:08:48.820 You

02:08:48.920 Take

02:08:49.160 Stuff

02:08:49.420 With

02:08:49.700 You

02:08:49.840 Or

02:08:49.980 Would

02:08:50.100 You

02:08:50.200 Have

02:08:50.380 To

02:08:50.480 Not

02:08:50.640 Have

02:08:50.800 Any

02:08:50.940 Carry

02:08:51.420 Ons

02:08:51.700 Or

02:08:51.780 Whatever

02:08:52.060 Like

02:08:52.300 How

02:08:52.480 Would

02:08:52.680 You

02:08:52.940 Do

02:08:53.100 You

02:08:53.120 Remember

02:08:53.280 Terminator

02:08:53.720 When

02:08:54.200 He

02:08:54.400 Came

02:08:54.740 Through

02:08:54.900 Time

02:08:55.160 He

02:08:55.300 Had

02:08:55.400 To

02:08:55.500 Come

02:08:55.600 Through

02:08:55.740 Naked

02:08:56.060 Okay

02:08:56.900 Because

02:08:57.740 Clothing

02:08:58.920 Couldn't

02:08:59.320 Go

02:08:59.500 Through

02:08:59.780 The

02:09:00.080 Portal

02:09:01.180 Or

02:09:02.060 Only

02:09:02.540 Living

02:09:02.840 Tissue

02:09:03.140 Could

02:09:03.320 Go

02:09:03.460 Through

02:09:03.600 The

02:09:03.740 Portal

02:09:03.960 But

02:09:04.440 Here's

02:09:04.740 A

02:09:04.840 Problem

02:09:05.140 That

02:09:05.480 I

02:09:05.780 Think

02:09:05.980 They

02:09:06.120 Forgot

02:09:06.900 Hair

02:09:08.400 Is

02:09:08.600 Not

02:09:08.780 Alive

02:09:09.200 He

02:09:10.400 Should

02:09:10.460 Have

02:09:11.740 Gone

02:09:11.860 Through

02:09:12.020 Complete

02:09:12.500 Bald

02:09:13.600 Ass

02:09:13.940 Bare

02:09:14.540 Ass

02:09:14.780 Bald

02:09:15.160 Plus

02:09:15.880 He

02:09:17.060 Has

02:09:17.260 Living

02:09:17.560 Tissue

02:09:18.040 But

02:09:18.880 It's

02:09:19.480 On

02:09:19.700 Top

02:09:20.060 Of

02:09:20.280 His

02:09:20.600 Metallic

02:09:21.920 Skeleton

02:09:22.440 Oh

02:09:24.100 Yeah

02:09:24.380 So

02:09:24.580 So

02:09:25.040 The

02:09:25.200 Skeleton

02:09:25.600 Shouldn't

02:09:26.040 Have

02:09:26.140 Made

02:09:26.300 It

02:09:26.440 Through

02:09:26.700 He

02:09:27.860 Would

02:09:27.960 Have

02:09:28.040 Just

02:09:28.220 Been

02:09:28.420 A

02:09:28.600 Pile

02:09:29.060 Of

02:09:29.340 Flesh

02:09:30.160 So

02:09:31.140 They

02:09:31.260 Slithering

02:09:31.780 On

02:09:32.020 The

02:09:32.140 Or

02:09:32.480 Along

02:09:32.680 The

02:09:32.840 Ground

02:09:33.180 They

02:09:33.960 Weren't

02:09:34.160 Entirely

02:09:34.840 Consistent

02:09:35.520 With

02:09:35.720 Their

02:09:35.860 Own

02:09:36.020 Rules

02:09:36.360 Would

02:09:36.840 You

02:09:36.980 Be

02:09:37.140 Brave

02:09:37.440 Enough

02:09:37.640 To

02:09:37.820 Go

02:09:38.000 If

02:09:38.180 They

02:09:38.280 Offered

02:09:38.600 It

02:09:38.700 To

02:09:38.840 Go

02:09:39.040 No

02:09:39.300 I'd

02:09:39.480 Send

02:09:39.680 A

02:09:39.820 Gerbil

02:09:40.120 First

02:09:40.440 Through

02:09:41.740 First

02:09:42.220 I'm

02:09:42.640 Not

02:09:42.760 Going

02:09:42.900 Through

02:09:43.060 First

02:09:43.500 People

02:09:44.620 Ask

02:09:44.840 Do

02:09:45.040 You

02:09:45.060 Want

02:09:45.200 To

02:09:45.280 Ride

02:09:45.480 On

02:09:45.620 Elon's

02:09:46.180 Rocket

02:09:46.500 I'd say

02:09:47.100 Only

02:09:47.440 After

02:09:47.780 He

02:09:47.960 Sends

02:09:48.280 His

02:09:48.460 Mother

02:09:48.780 Brings

02:09:49.400 Her

02:09:49.500 Back

02:09:49.700 Safely

02:09:50.040 Then

02:09:50.220 I'll

02:09:50.380 Go

02:09:50.600 Until

02:09:51.340 Then

02:09:51.580 I'm

02:09:51.700 Sitting

02:09:51.900 Right

02:09:52.120 Here

02:09:52.360 Wow

02:09:53.240 Yeah

02:09:54.400 You

02:09:55.260 Wouldn't

02:09:55.580 Go

02:09:55.860 Until

02:09:56.940 I know

02:09:57.620 It's

02:09:57.780 Safe

02:09:58.040 All

02:09:58.220 Right

02:09:58.320 Two

02:09:58.540 Gerbils

02:09:59.000 Go

02:09:59.420 And

02:10:00.120 They

02:10:00.220 Come

02:10:00.380 Back

02:10:00.620 And

02:10:00.800 They're

02:10:00.940 Not

02:10:01.140 Weird

02:10:01.460 Or

02:10:01.640 Anything

02:10:01.900 One

02:10:06.720 Of

02:10:06.820 Doing

02:10:07.080 The

02:10:07.280 Hamster

02:10:08.160 Wheel

02:10:08.360 Backwards

02:10:08.920 Doing

02:10:09.420 The

02:10:09.540 Hamster

02:10:09.840 Dance

02:10:10.180 Right

02:10:10.440 Smooth

02:10:11.000 Criminal

02:10:11.500 On

02:10:13.120 The

02:10:13.240 Wheel

02:10:13.460 Yeah

02:10:13.780 So

02:10:14.860 Did

02:10:18.020 He

02:10:18.120 Do

02:10:18.240 That

02:10:18.400 In

02:10:18.540 Smooth

02:10:18.740 Criminal

02:10:19.020 Maybe

02:10:19.500 He

02:10:19.720 Might

02:10:19.920 Have

02:10:20.060 I

02:10:20.220 Think

02:10:20.400 It

02:10:20.540 Was

02:10:20.740 Yeah

02:10:23.100 But

02:10:23.520 He

02:10:23.640 Did

02:10:23.800 A

02:10:23.940 Lean

02:10:24.240 On

02:10:24.480 It

02:10:24.600 Yeah

02:10:24.840 Yeah

02:10:25.100 What

02:10:25.620 Was

02:10:25.680 The

02:10:25.760 First

02:10:25.940 Concert

02:10:26.280 You

02:10:26.380 Ever

02:10:26.500 Went

02:10:26.640 To

02:10:26.820 Oh

02:10:27.120 Thanks

02:10:27.500 For

02:10:27.640 Asking

02:10:27.880 I

02:10:28.480 Don't

02:10:28.660 Go

02:10:28.840 To

02:10:28.940 Many

02:10:29.100 Concerts

02:10:30.000 For

02:10:30.420 For

02:10:30.460 For

02:10:32.100 Not

02:10:32.300 Noble

02:10:32.720 Reasons

02:10:33.120 One

02:10:33.380 Of

02:10:33.460 Them

02:10:33.560 Is

02:10:33.740 I

02:10:34.680 Prefer

02:10:35.240 The

02:10:35.480 Quality

02:10:35.860 Of

02:10:36.000 A

02:10:36.120 Studio

02:10:36.440 Album

02:10:36.780 To

02:10:37.600 People

02:10:38.320 Screaming

02:10:38.720 In

02:10:38.880 The

02:10:38.960 Background

02:10:39.340 Oh

02:10:39.820 Yeah

02:10:40.080 The

02:10:40.260 Occasional

02:10:40.760 Song

02:10:41.140 Is

02:10:41.280 Good

02:10:41.460 Like

02:10:41.640 Like

02:10:41.960 Free

02:10:42.320 Bird

02:10:42.600 Live

02:10:43.060 That's

02:10:43.720 The

02:10:43.800 Only

02:10:43.920 Way

02:10:44.100 I'm

02:10:44.280 Consuming

02:10:44.760 That

02:10:45.000 Song

02:10:45.280 Because

02:10:45.600 It's

02:10:46.320 Longer

02:10:46.720 Than

02:10:46.880 The

02:10:47.020 Album

02:10:47.320 It's

02:10:47.640 Like

02:10:47.800 Three

02:10:48.420 Minutes

02:10:48.700 Longer

02:10:49.060 Or

02:10:49.180 Something

02:10:49.500 And

02:10:50.580 Leonard

02:10:51.120 Skinner

02:10:51.480 Is

02:10:51.660 Jamming

02:10:52.120 And

02:10:52.300 Every

02:10:52.540 The

02:10:52.720 Instruments

02:10:53.100 So

02:10:53.520 Occasionally

02:10:54.100 You

02:10:54.440 Get

02:10:54.580 The

02:10:54.720 Extra

02:10:55.040 Stuff

02:10:55.400 Going

02:10:55.660 On

02:10:55.860 In

02:10:55.960 The

02:10:56.040 Life

02:10:56.180 But

02:10:56.500 Mostly

02:10:56.900 I

02:10:57.340 Like

02:10:57.520 The

02:10:57.680 Acoustic

02:10:58.280 Quality

02:10:58.620 Of

02:10:59.340 Studio

02:10:59.920 Album

02:11:00.140 So

02:11:00.320 Therefore

02:11:00.540 I'm

02:11:00.740 Not

02:11:00.900 Going

02:11:01.000 To

02:11:01.060 See

02:11:01.240 You

02:11:01.340 In

02:11:01.440 Concert

02:11:01.820 I'm

02:11:02.260 Going

02:11:02.300 To

02:11:02.360 Buy

02:11:02.500 Your

02:11:02.620 Album

02:11:02.780 And

02:11:02.880 Just

02:11:02.980 Listen

02:11:03.220 To

02:11:03.340 You

02:11:03.420 At

02:11:03.520 Home

02:11:03.700 Okay

02:11:04.100 That's

02:11:04.860 One

02:11:05.100 Two

02:11:05.660 Concerts

02:11:06.960 Are

02:11:07.040 Expensive

02:11:07.500 Dude

02:11:07.860 I

02:11:08.280 Didn't

02:11:08.380 Have

02:11:08.480 That

02:11:08.600 Money

02:11:08.820 Growing

02:11:09.080 Up

02:11:09.380 It's

02:11:09.640 Expensive

02:11:09.980 So

02:11:10.180 I

02:11:10.300 Just

02:11:10.460 Didn't

02:11:10.680 Go

02:11:10.980 And

02:11:11.860 Plus

02:11:12.360 I

02:11:12.440 Didn't

02:11:12.520 Have

02:11:12.620 A

02:11:12.700 Car

02:11:13.020 Because

02:11:13.260 I

02:11:13.340 Grew

02:11:13.440 Up

02:11:13.540 In

02:11:13.600 The

02:11:13.740 City

02:11:13.980 So

02:11:14.580 Concerts

02:11:15.100 Were

02:11:15.200 Not

02:11:15.340 Just

02:11:15.540 When

02:11:16.120 You're

02:11:16.220 In

02:11:16.260 The

02:11:16.420 City

02:11:16.720 It's

02:11:17.000 Less

02:11:17.300 Of

02:11:17.460 A

02:11:17.560 Thing

02:11:17.920 Most

02:11:18.560 Of

02:11:18.640 The

02:11:18.740 People

02:11:18.920 Went

02:11:19.080 To

02:11:19.180 Concerts

02:11:19.600 At

02:11:19.680 Madison

02:11:19.920 Square

02:11:20.100 Garden

02:11:20.280 Were

02:11:20.480 Out of

02:11:20.940 Towners

02:11:21.280 Coming

02:11:21.520 In

02:11:21.760 From

02:11:22.100 Jersey

02:11:22.480 And

02:11:22.680 Long

02:11:22.840 Island

02:11:23.140 And

02:11:23.320 Things

02:11:23.560 So

02:11:24.380 But

02:11:24.940 I

02:11:25.120 Think

02:11:25.300 My

02:11:25.420 First

02:11:25.980 Concert

02:11:26.340 Was

02:11:26.500 Earth

02:11:26.700 Wind

02:11:26.820 And

02:11:26.940 Fire

02:11:27.180 I

02:11:28.180 Saw

02:11:28.340 Them

02:11:28.460 In

02:11:28.580 Austin

02:11:28.920 Texas

02:11:29.700 And

02:11:29.980 Then

02:11:30.180 I

02:11:30.340 Saw

02:11:30.700 The

02:11:31.720 Commodores

02:11:32.260 Then

02:11:34.180 My

02:11:34.360 Sister

02:11:34.740 Worked

02:11:34.940 For

02:11:35.060 PepsiCo

02:11:35.600 Which

02:11:35.960 Had

02:11:36.180 Retained

02:11:36.820 Michael

02:11:37.060 Jackson

02:11:37.440 And

02:11:37.880 I

02:11:37.940 Saw

02:11:38.080 Michael

02:11:38.340 Jackson

02:11:38.740 In

02:11:39.440 Pretty

02:11:39.800 Good

02:11:39.980 Seats

02:11:40.260 To

02:11:40.480 In

02:11:40.800 Madison

02:11:41.100 Square

02:11:41.360 Garden

02:11:41.600 So

02:11:42.240 These

02:11:42.380 Are

02:11:42.460 Some

02:11:42.600 Good

02:11:42.800 Stuff

02:11:43.120 That

02:11:43.940 How

02:11:45.340 Was

02:11:45.540 That

02:11:45.880 That

02:11:46.400 Was

02:11:46.480 Good

02:11:46.620 He

02:11:46.760 Did

02:11:47.000 Stuff

02:11:47.300 White

02:11:47.600 All

02:11:47.900 The

02:11:47.920 Back

02:11:48.160 From

02:11:48.320 ABC

02:11:48.780 It

02:11:49.580 Was

02:11:49.680 A

02:11:49.860 Full

02:11:50.180 Retrospective

02:11:50.900 Wow

02:11:54.380 Yeah

02:11:55.060 It

02:11:56.700 So

02:11:57.640 I

02:11:57.860 Saw

02:11:58.040 Him

02:11:58.260 I

02:11:59.880 Saw

02:12:00.100 Simon

02:12:00.440 And

02:12:00.580 Garfunkel

02:12:01.020 They're

02:12:01.760 My

02:12:01.900 Favorite

02:12:02.260 They're

02:12:03.260 My

02:12:03.420 People

02:12:04.080 Let

02:12:04.600 Us

02:12:04.860 Be

02:12:05.180 Love

02:12:05.400 Is

02:12:05.540 That

02:12:05.640 Them

02:12:05.880 No

02:12:06.420 That's

02:12:06.660 The

02:12:06.780 Beatles

02:12:07.020 Huh

02:12:07.300 Wait

02:12:07.680 So

02:12:07.800 Say

02:12:08.040 That

02:12:08.200 Again

02:12:08.320 I've

02:12:08.340 Got

02:12:08.540 Some

02:12:08.920 Real

02:12:09.280 Estate

02:12:09.740 Here

02:12:10.320 In

02:12:10.580 My

02:12:10.920 Oh

02:12:11.120 Yeah

02:12:11.260 That's

02:12:11.480 Him

02:12:11.620 Yeah

02:12:11.980 Yeah

02:12:12.120 That's

02:12:12.480 Him

02:12:12.620 That's

02:12:12.780 One

02:12:12.940 Of

02:12:13.020 The

02:12:13.080 Songs

02:12:13.320 Yeah

02:12:13.880 Yeah

02:12:13.940 Yeah

02:12:14.440 Yeah

02:12:14.940 And

02:12:15.860 So

02:12:16.120 Just

02:12:16.720 A

02:12:17.280 Balladeer

02:12:18.120 Is

02:12:18.480 That

02:12:18.600 A

02:12:19.120 Balladeer

02:12:19.680 Of

02:12:20.000 The

02:12:20.400 Era

02:12:20.680 Simon

02:12:21.740 And

02:12:22.060 Paul

02:12:22.420 Simon

02:12:22.700 And

02:12:23.040 Garfunkel

02:12:24.940 And

02:12:25.620 A

02:12:25.820 Couple

02:12:26.100 Of

02:12:26.280 Other

02:12:26.520 Concert

02:12:27.060 Oh

02:12:27.320 Oh

02:12:28.260 This

02:12:28.620 One

02:12:28.760 Was

02:12:28.880 Good

02:12:29.060 I

02:12:29.820 Saw

02:12:30.100 The

02:12:30.260 50th

02:12:30.800 Anniversary

02:12:31.120 Concert

02:12:31.440 Of

02:12:31.800 The

02:12:31.900 Who

02:12:32.100 Oh

02:12:33.040 My

02:12:33.620 Gosh

02:12:34.100 And

02:12:34.420 You

02:12:34.780 Know

02:12:34.880 Who

02:12:35.020 Opened

02:12:35.420 For

02:12:35.600 Joan

02:12:37.120 Jet

02:12:37.480 Oh

02:12:38.140 Oh

02:12:40.080 That's

02:12:41.080 Good

02:12:41.380 Was

02:12:42.200 It

02:12:42.280 Good

02:12:42.500 Oh

02:12:43.060 Man

02:12:43.520 And

02:12:44.080 I

02:12:44.600 I

02:12:45.100 Recorded

02:12:45.660 I

02:12:45.760 Don't

02:12:45.840 I

02:12:45.940 I

02:12:47.200 Recorded

02:12:48.080 Roger

02:12:48.500 Daltrey

02:12:49.000 Singing

02:12:49.500 The

02:12:49.800 Line

02:12:50.320 Because

02:12:51.540 He's

02:12:51.740 70

02:12:52.080 Now

02:12:52.420 Singing

02:12:53.140 The

02:12:53.260 I

02:12:53.700 Hope

02:12:53.840 I

02:12:53.980 Die

02:12:54.280 Before

02:12:54.620 I'm

02:12:54.800 Old

02:12:55.140 That

02:12:55.720 Was

02:12:55.880 His

02:12:56.460 Lyric

02:12:56.860 Right

02:12:57.380 That's

02:12:59.260 That's

02:13:00.000 Research

02:13:00.440 Yeah

02:13:01.000 That

02:13:01.180 I

02:13:01.780 Was

02:13:01.880 Totally

02:13:02.240 I

02:13:02.460 I

02:13:02.680 I

02:13:03.960 Went

02:13:04.700 With

02:13:04.760 David

02:13:04.880 Spade

02:13:05.240 Actually

02:13:05.520 We

02:13:05.640 Were

02:13:05.660 Doing

02:13:05.940 Shows

02:13:06.400 Somewhere

02:13:06.900 In

02:13:07.200 San

02:13:07.640 Diego

02:13:08.120 Cool

02:13:08.740 And

02:13:09.480 I

02:13:09.960 Name

02:13:10.360 Dropping

02:13:10.760 There

02:13:10.920 But

02:13:11.060 He's

02:13:11.160 My

02:13:11.360 Friend

02:13:11.700 And

02:13:11.920 And

02:13:12.220 Anyway

02:13:13.120 Roger Daugherty came and he sat at the table next to us.

02:13:15.720 Oh.

02:13:16.280 And he and David knew each other,

02:13:17.400 so I just got to watch them talk to each other for a second.

02:13:19.900 Very cool.

02:13:20.660 So that to me was pretty cool.

02:13:21.900 Cool, yeah.

02:13:23.840 You know, I do cities too.

02:13:25.280 Do you know that?

02:13:25.940 You go perform.

02:13:26.900 Yeah.

02:13:27.360 Oh, and speak.

02:13:28.020 Yeah.

02:13:28.560 And just answer questions.

02:13:29.420 And they're in theaters, dude.

02:13:32.160 Yeah, I believe that.

02:13:33.060 Right, right.

02:13:33.520 And the numbers that they get for stand-up comedians,

02:13:37.420 because we're not Broadway, right?

02:13:39.300 We're not, you know, you're a one-person show on the stage

02:13:43.400 with very little overhead to produce your show, right?

02:13:46.760 And so that's the same with me.

02:13:48.600 There's a screen and I show the universe,

02:13:51.080 but it was interesting to see what comedians came before me or after me

02:13:54.880 because I'm a big fan of your trade.

02:13:57.400 Thanks, yeah.

02:13:58.060 I think a lot of guys, obviously,

02:13:59.440 well, the interesting thing about Joe Rogan is he introduces people

02:14:02.080 to a lot of other people that they may not have been introduced to.

02:14:04.820 From his audience, yeah, audience base.

02:14:06.660 It's pretty fascinating.

02:14:07.440 Yeah, yeah.

02:14:07.880 And he's done it all.

02:14:08.740 He's the stand-up and TV host and everything, you know?

02:14:11.840 Yeah.

02:14:12.260 And he just is so curious.

02:14:13.760 He is one of the most curious people I've ever met in my life.

02:14:16.740 He's a consummate researcher.

02:14:18.640 That's an example of it.

02:14:20.000 And the difference is he's curious in the moment,

02:14:23.600 and he's got an expert, and he fills it up,

02:14:25.660 and then the expert goes away,

02:14:27.180 and then he fills in the blanks with his own thoughts.

02:14:29.960 Yeah.

02:14:30.580 So if you want to do that right, you have the curiosity.

02:14:34.600 Your guest stimulates that curiosity,

02:14:36.980 and then you go take out books and finish the gaps.

02:14:42.360 Yeah.

02:14:42.960 You know, look at the documentaries.

02:14:45.040 And then your curiosity isn't just satisfied in the moment.

02:14:49.480 It's something that goes beyond the moment,

02:14:51.840 so that you get the broader, deeper understanding of what's going on.

02:14:54.720 That would have helped him when he got that dust-up with the vaccines.

02:14:58.120 Oh, yeah.

02:14:58.500 They got on to him, huh?

02:14:59.420 Yeah, yeah.

02:14:59.720 They totally got on him.

02:15:00.680 And people pulling out of Stitcher and things, you know,

02:15:03.420 was it Stitcher or SoundHound?

02:15:04.900 I forget whatever is his.

02:15:07.060 Spotify.

02:15:07.800 Spotify.

02:15:08.440 Spotify.

02:15:09.460 Yeah, and people were pulling out of Spotify, you know, out of solidarity.

02:15:13.620 So he got in his dust-up.

02:15:15.760 It's because he's curious in the moment, but in an ADD sort of way, right?

02:15:20.500 Right.

02:15:20.700 Because the next shiny object, he wants to know about that, right?

02:15:24.860 And then he knows just enough about that, and you get into that zone

02:15:30.640 where you know just enough to think you're right,

02:15:37.080 but not enough to know you're wrong.

02:15:41.460 That's a zone that many people get into.

02:15:45.060 Yeah, I think a lot – from what I remember, and I don't know all of it,

02:15:48.440 I think a lot of his stuff was that the bio companies were really pushing

02:15:56.040 the vaccines on people a ton, you know?

02:15:59.220 There'll be – yeah, but is that a reason to not protect yourself against COVID?

02:16:03.560 What you have to do is – yeah, some of that can happen, all right?

02:16:06.340 I don't know how much it happened during COVID,

02:16:08.160 but we're honest with ourselves about profit motives, right?

02:16:12.220 Yeah.

02:16:12.460 So now you watch.

02:16:13.240 Now you look at who's dying in the hospitals, okay?

02:16:18.440 It's people who are unvaccinated with comorbidities primarily,

02:16:26.540 and then other people who are sort of unvaccinated and older

02:16:29.800 who are just sort of at risk.

02:16:31.340 But being old is not itself a comorbidity, like being obese.

02:16:35.000 Right, but it's a –

02:16:36.140 These are factors.

02:16:36.900 It's a factor.

02:16:37.440 And they're people who were not getting vaccinated.

02:16:40.520 And so do you want to stay out of the hospital and do you want to not die?

02:16:44.980 And you look at the death toll, the excess death because of COVID,

02:16:50.560 it is – you can see the bump in the mortality statistics over those two years.

02:16:58.800 There's whatever it is that's level because we're the same amount of – approximately,

02:17:02.920 same amount of people, number of people die every year in the United States.

02:17:05.820 And then in 2020, it went up.

02:17:08.180 And then when the vaccine came in, you saw it coming down a little.

02:17:11.500 And then the people – so yes, it's a free country, but you can catch it

02:17:16.060 and then spread it to somebody else who needs the protection

02:17:20.260 or can't get vaccinated because they have an immune problem.

02:17:23.960 So at that level, you're being selfish.

02:17:25.440 That's all.

02:17:25.980 Do you think in hindsight that –

02:17:28.020 I always felt like herd immunity would have been the best thing for that.

02:17:32.480 I'm not a scientist.

02:17:33.800 Yeah, sure, but herd immunity, it depends on the lethality of the drug

02:17:36.620 and how quickly it spreads.

02:17:38.160 That'll determine the exact herd immunity.

02:17:39.880 But you got to typically be up around 90% vaccination

02:17:43.100 so that 10% would not have to be vaccinated and they won't catch it.

02:17:46.900 But the herd immunity in a rational society that cares about its citizens,

02:17:53.120 the 9%, 10% that don't get immunized, it's because they can't be immunized.

02:18:00.040 You want the herd immunity to protect the weak,

02:18:04.040 the people who are immune compromised,

02:18:05.580 the people who have some genetic disorder

02:18:08.540 where they rely on you to be vaccinated so they don't catch the disease.

02:18:14.340 That's how we should be using herd immunity.

02:18:16.900 Not because you're –

02:18:20.480 By the way, the liberals and conservatives met each other

02:18:23.280 on the other side of the fence for this.

02:18:24.660 I know.

02:18:25.140 I remember seeing that in this book.

02:18:26.660 The OG anti-vaxxers were liberals, okay,

02:18:30.100 who don't trust the pharma and don't trust the big business

02:18:33.480 and all the rest of this.

02:18:34.280 And then the freedom angle came in from the right.

02:18:38.680 You can't –

02:18:39.740 I don't want to –

02:18:40.980 Yeah.

02:18:41.360 Okay.

02:18:41.620 Don't put this in my body.

02:18:42.960 Right, right.

02:18:43.340 It's dangerous.

02:18:44.080 Vaccines are dangerous that vaccines cause or –

02:18:46.920 Yeah, so they cherry-pick things and they go to websites

02:18:49.920 and they spend an hour or more but researching it

02:18:53.700 and then they will claim to know more than the medical professionals.

02:18:58.480 So, sure.

02:18:59.620 If you don't want to get vaccinated, go live alone until the virus goes away.

02:19:06.000 But stay out of the zones of people who could catch it from you if you caught it.

02:19:10.400 Do you feel like if we would have not done a vaccine

02:19:12.400 and just let the virus go through us, it would have just went through us?

02:19:16.000 It would have killed five times as many people.

02:19:18.400 Really?

02:19:18.760 Oh, easily.

02:19:19.680 Easily.

02:19:21.080 Wow.

02:19:21.640 You don't remember.

02:19:22.520 Hospitals were overrun.

02:19:23.680 People were in the corridors.

02:19:25.680 They had mass burials.

02:19:27.080 Oh, my gosh.

02:19:28.480 How quickly people forget.

02:19:29.840 Well, I remember they put people on ventilators,

02:19:31.660 but didn't they realize that they shouldn't have put people on ventilators?

02:19:34.200 Well, yeah, so on the moving frontier of a new thing,

02:19:37.480 yeah, it's easy to say, oh, you shouldn't have done that.

02:19:39.340 Right, right.

02:19:39.800 No, at the time, it's like you're having trouble breathing.

02:19:42.720 There's a ventilator.

02:19:43.660 And then people do experiments.

02:19:45.680 This is the value of experiments.

02:19:47.040 Say, well, if you tip this way or you breathe through a hole in the table or whatever,

02:19:51.920 there's a better chance.

02:19:53.320 And that gets published, gets disseminated,

02:19:55.600 and then you have a new best practice in that moment.

02:19:58.880 And the public saw this happening in real time.

02:20:02.940 Normally, it happens you don't even see it because it's a controlled study on some corner

02:20:08.320 of the world or in some country.

02:20:10.160 You don't even see it until it's already tested out.

02:20:13.080 But you don't want to hold the vaccine longer than necessary if you could be saving lives

02:20:17.140 with it, hence the emergency provisions that were put into place.

02:20:21.380 So the problem was, I think, people don't know what science is or how and why it works.

02:20:26.960 And if you taught that in school, you'd say, okay, this is the mask,

02:20:30.940 but we also need to clean the things because we know viruses transmit on the surfaces.

02:20:35.820 Turns out this virus was less a surface virus and more of an airborne virus.

02:20:40.460 Oh, yeah.

02:20:40.640 I remember I had a buddy who was wearing a hazmat suit to get his Instacart deliveries,

02:20:44.600 and he was pressure washing boxes of Triscuits in his front yard.

02:20:47.800 Yeah, because at the time that we know that to be successful against variants of a virus,

02:20:54.760 but not that one.

02:20:55.940 We didn't know yet.

02:20:56.740 But are you going to say, well, we don't know yet, so therefore I'm not going to do anything?

02:21:01.600 No, you do what has worked in other – you do that until we refine it.

02:21:05.800 People were not allowing science to run its course.

02:21:08.700 Do you think that during the pandemic that the vaccine and the pharmaceutical companies

02:21:23.920 that they hijacked science or hijacked the media?

02:21:28.020 Well, their studies get reviewed by panels of scientists.

02:21:33.020 This is what the FDA does.

02:21:34.060 This is the whole point.

02:21:34.880 One of the main points of the FDA is to do this.

02:21:37.840 So they study the efficacy of the virus, of the vaccine, and they study how effective

02:21:45.260 is it against children.

02:21:46.740 Also, things like it can be effective, but at what dose?

02:21:50.180 There's more than one moving part here in the studies.

02:21:53.600 They did the studies, and they found it was like 95% effective against that variant.

02:21:58.100 So they said, let's roll it out.

02:21:59.700 No need to do further experiments on this, on the effectiveness of the vaccine.

02:22:04.760 Now, here's an interesting challenge.

02:22:07.780 If your vaccine is so perfect that it knocks out this variant perfectly, it might not be

02:22:19.320 effective against another variant of that same virus.

02:22:22.440 Right.

02:22:23.400 Oh, it could be too perfect.

02:22:24.820 Okay.

02:22:25.100 It could be too perfect.

02:22:26.300 Correct.

02:22:26.820 And so we need research, and this may be going, I'm not on that frontier, of a viral serum

02:22:36.300 that's more sort of a cocktail of antiviral elements, so that whenever the thing tries

02:22:45.280 to morph or mutate, we got you.

02:22:48.860 You can't mutate out of this group of, and so what they do now with the flu vaccine is

02:22:56.200 they just, they have the specific, they have the specific recipes, and they do cocktail

02:23:04.700 together for the seasonal flu virus, because they see different flus showing up, and they

02:23:10.240 put them together.

02:23:11.100 But I foresee a day when you take one antiviral serum, it takes out all viruses.

02:23:16.600 That'd be a fun day.

02:23:17.440 Do you think that, yeah, because a lot of, we had Bobby Kennedy on, and he was talking

02:23:21.600 about like, he was really against Dr. Fauci and a lot of like-

02:23:24.720 Yeah, he has a book, The Truth About Dr. Fauci, right.

02:23:28.260 So he's-

02:23:29.380 He's an environmentalist, so he was always grew up like about the environment, right?

02:23:33.420 Yeah.

02:23:33.620 So then he's like about the environment inside of your body.

02:23:36.180 He believes that a lot of vaccines and stuff like can cause more damage over time.

02:23:43.540 Yeah, except when you look at the people who don't die for having had the vaccine.

02:23:47.440 So there's a lot of, I mean, there's a lot of cherry picking of data.

02:23:52.660 I mean, I think he came to this vaccine argument, this vaccine world, because he sees the abuses

02:23:59.680 of corporate greed, all right?

02:24:03.540 And in the environment, a corporation will do something regardless of its effect on the

02:24:07.420 environment or its effect on people.

02:24:08.860 So he, I think that, not that he's an expert on vaccines and virology or anything, but that

02:24:15.260 he sees big corporations, he sees governments-

02:24:17.440 Right, because he's a lawyer.

02:24:18.580 Yeah, and he sees people and he wants to protect people.

02:24:20.940 So that's a noble cause, a legacy of his entire family, of course, in multi-generations.

02:24:26.520 So, but what happens is people can get, they get onto something that they think is true.

02:24:33.380 And, but there's a larger statistical truth that negates what you think if you see three

02:24:40.280 cases because the testimony is strong.

02:24:43.660 Because, or someone coincidentally gets some other thing after they get an injection and

02:24:49.080 they stand up and give a talk.

02:24:52.100 You say, oh my gosh, this is what I'm telling you.

02:24:55.540 You're looking into the person's eyes and you feel their emotions and you see the fire

02:24:59.180 and that becomes more real to you than a pie chart.

02:25:03.120 Yeah.

02:25:04.820 So-

02:25:05.380 It's interesting.

02:25:05.940 You can get caught up in that and-

02:25:08.040 But do you think that these days like that, because you are from the science community that

02:25:12.320 like big pharma, like they have enough money and power that they could alter?

02:25:17.660 Because that's what I feel like a lot of people-

02:25:19.280 That they could alter the data or cherry pick it enough and present it to

02:25:24.620 humans in a way that would just support what they want.

02:25:29.920 Well, so-

02:25:31.460 Because that's what I think in the end, a lot of people probably, that's the thing that

02:25:35.380 I think people think that big pharma hijacked a lot of the information or adjusted it to

02:25:42.640 make people believe and think.

02:25:45.400 Okay.

02:25:45.640 Except we have people dying in the hospital who are not vaccinated and people alive who

02:25:50.980 were.

02:25:51.400 Right.

02:25:51.660 So you can keep talking, okay?

02:25:55.420 You can keep saying whatever you want, but we have evidence that conflicts with your

02:26:03.700 conspiratorial views.

02:26:05.640 Right.

02:26:06.200 And evidence matters in the end.

02:26:09.180 And so, you know, could they have faked, could they have put their entire 100-year reput-

02:26:14.260 Pfizer, or whatever, how old they are, but I think it's around there, 100-year reputation

02:26:18.240 on the line by faking data so that we would all think their vaccine will keep us out of

02:26:28.360 the hospital just to sell it.

02:26:33.000 We would know within weeks, if not days, if that was all a lie.

02:26:38.800 Yeah.

02:26:39.040 We would know, because there would be as many people in the hospital who'd been dying, who'd

02:26:45.840 been vaccinated, who were not.

02:26:47.820 And those are two samples you want to compare with each other.

02:26:51.160 Yeah.

02:26:51.800 And when you compare that, know that it's effective.

02:26:54.520 It's effective.

02:26:55.460 Now, what took people by, what surprised people is, yeah, you vaccinate me against the measles,

02:27:03.180 I'm not getting the measles.

02:27:04.320 You can breathe on me, I'm not getting the measles.

02:27:05.980 All right, so why do people still get COVID after they got vaccinated against COVID?

02:27:11.680 Yeah.

02:27:13.200 They got a lighter case of COVID than they would have otherwise gotten.

02:27:16.580 Ah.

02:27:17.720 Okay.

02:27:18.480 You surely know people who got COVID who were vaccinated.

02:27:21.560 It was a five-day vacation at home, okay?

02:27:25.180 Use a box of tissues and you're back a few days later.

02:27:27.980 Were they on ventilators?

02:27:29.100 Were they even admitted to a hospital?

02:27:30.580 No.

02:27:30.900 No.

02:27:31.880 No.

02:27:32.240 When people get it now, I'm like, I almost think they're bullshit.

02:27:34.440 No.

02:27:35.980 People are like, I got COVID.

02:27:37.360 I'm like, fucking get in here.

02:27:38.620 Yeah, do your work, dude.

02:27:41.200 I'll take it.

02:27:43.620 Do you worry about the, like, so science is information, right?

02:27:49.260 And objective information are things that can't change.

02:27:52.620 If it's been verified by multiple experiments.

02:27:55.140 Right.

02:27:55.300 And there's a result that comes out of it, that's not tomorrow going to be different from today.

02:27:59.520 Do you worry about the way that we share information now?

02:28:03.820 Because that's almost scarier.

02:28:06.240 That's, you know, just like news channels and outlets and clips, the way we see things.

02:28:11.940 It's adjusting people's, the way we think all the time.

02:28:15.740 It's taking over the value of the information.

02:28:19.220 That's insightful and perceptive and correct, that they're not only controlling the information

02:28:25.340 you receive, they're shaping how you receive it, which has an effect on how you then behave

02:28:32.040 and act on that information.

02:28:34.480 So, uh, as a scientist, we're trained, not always successfully, we're trained to detach

02:28:41.660 from the emotions of a testimony.

02:28:45.060 We're trained to be skeptical of a claim that's made that's opposite other claims that have

02:28:52.020 been made before.

02:28:53.340 If someone says, we've seen the YouTube videos, who's the dude hanging on his arm?

02:28:58.000 Uh, and it's said, uh, uh, Andrew Leclerc, no, no, no, no, no.

02:29:01.600 The guy who's wants you to do his diet, uh, his muscle grow, he wants you to grow muscles.

02:29:05.980 He's a muscle guy.

02:29:06.700 Oh, Sylvester Stallone?

02:29:07.480 No, no, no.

02:29:07.860 He's just some guy.

02:29:08.540 He's just some guy.

02:29:09.240 Oh, okay.

02:29:09.620 Okay.

02:29:09.720 Like a fitness expert.

02:29:10.640 Okay.

02:29:10.960 But he's got something he's selling you and he's saying, you know, the best way to get

02:29:14.320 ripped muscles, it's not by going to the gym every day.

02:29:17.400 It's by doing my thing.

02:29:18.780 Oh, I see.

02:29:19.440 So it's, we respond to that.

02:29:22.060 Once again, it's the easy way out.

02:29:23.980 Yeah.

02:29:24.340 We respond to a testimony that's saying everybody else is wrong, but this is right.

02:29:29.240 As a scientist, we are trained to be skeptical of that claim.

02:29:34.240 The person that says all these scientists and all the, they're all wrong and they're

02:29:37.860 all in conspiracy, but I'm correct.

02:29:39.160 Listen to me.

02:29:40.240 We're trained to be, and then not to just be skeptical and go on with life.

02:29:44.100 I'm going to find out if what you're saying is true.

02:29:47.520 Why is conspiracy, because conspiracies and the idea of conspiracy theories have grown

02:29:52.120 more in the past 10 years.

02:29:53.720 I think so.

02:29:54.360 I think so.

02:29:55.000 It seems like sadly, but yes.

02:29:56.860 Do you, what do you attribute that to?

02:29:58.600 The urge to be comfortable in your own belief system.

02:30:02.220 We started the conversation that way.

02:30:04.180 You were saying, this is what I am.

02:30:05.360 And if someone's poking at the sides, I don't want it.

02:30:07.340 I don't want to know about it.

02:30:08.640 So now you create a worldview.

02:30:11.380 You create an understanding of how things are, either because someone convinced you or

02:30:16.760 you convinced yourself.

02:30:18.200 Okay.

02:30:19.200 Now there's a gap or there's some information that conflicts with it.

02:30:24.280 So you're going to say, if you cherish this worldview, that information that conflicts

02:30:29.500 with it was falsified, or that was wrong.

02:30:33.320 They don't know what they're doing.

02:30:35.200 Or if there's a gap in the information, you'll say someone's hiding.

02:30:38.580 And that, so you say, by saying someone's hiding it, that bridges you from one bit of

02:30:45.400 information to another, and you can maintain your worldview.

02:30:48.960 As a scientist, it is our duty to disturb our worldview every day.

02:30:55.200 The headline that says scientists have to go back to the drawing board because their

02:30:58.560 cherished theories might be put in jeopardy, this is bullshit.

02:31:01.500 We're at the drawing board every single day of our lives.

02:31:06.300 That's what we do.

02:31:07.060 It's what we live for.

02:31:08.300 A new discovery.

02:31:10.060 We're not in our office with our feet up on the desk, masters of all the knowledge of

02:31:15.420 the universe.

02:31:15.880 That's not us.

02:31:17.620 Who is the final say-so of something from science that it can go into society?

02:31:24.280 Well, in my field, there's none of that because the patient doesn't die.

02:31:28.600 Okay.

02:31:28.820 I can be spectacularly wrong about how a galaxy is rotating, and there's no product that's

02:31:36.480 going to be made based on it.

02:31:37.760 Right.

02:31:38.020 So as what you do gets closer and closer to the human condition, then you need sort of

02:31:44.800 regulations and careful scrutiny.

02:31:47.580 That's why the FDA exists, and there's no counterpart to the FDA for astrophysics.

02:31:53.040 Ah.

02:31:54.020 Can the FDA be compromised or not?

02:31:56.100 In principle, I think anything can be compromised, but what you, so what it comes down to is

02:32:01.860 you would say, the FDA is saying this.

02:32:05.140 Does any other agency say something completely different?

02:32:10.000 I'm not talking about a YouTube page.

02:32:11.800 Yeah.

02:32:11.900 A little bit agency.

02:32:13.360 If it says a complete, then let's take a closer look.

02:32:16.060 It's a reason to look closer, not a reason to reject or accept.

02:32:19.520 That's all.

02:32:21.200 And might they give, oh, so here's one.

02:32:24.020 I got one.

02:32:26.080 The food pyramid.

02:32:28.340 Oh, yeah, I remember that.

02:32:29.440 This is a completely-

02:32:30.340 Bread.

02:32:30.880 Interesting.

02:32:31.600 I'm even going to say honest, should I say honest?

02:32:40.340 Let me not use the word honest.

02:32:41.180 It's an interesting sequence of events.

02:32:44.420 Okay.

02:32:44.660 Here it is.

02:32:45.200 Okay.

02:32:46.360 There's a study in Europe.

02:32:49.400 Tens of thousands of people.

02:32:51.120 It's a diet study.

02:32:52.200 Okay.

02:32:52.480 And they find out that the Mediterranean diet is healthier for you.

02:33:00.120 Low in saturated fats, low butter, not so much meat.

02:33:04.700 Grains are in there, so beans and wheat and this sort of thing.

02:33:10.700 And saturated fats, if that's bad for you, it'll reduce your-

02:33:15.080 So this study came out.

02:33:16.720 Here we are.

02:33:17.300 Okay.

02:33:17.940 This study came out.

02:33:19.020 And it was, it took the world by storm because it was so many people.

02:33:24.120 And European, Europe is westernized, right?

02:33:27.440 And we all live a western life.

02:33:29.360 So this was, oh, my gosh.

02:33:33.180 We all got to do this.

02:33:34.680 So drop the saturated fats.

02:33:36.820 Drop the cholesterol.

02:33:38.140 Drop all this stuff that'll kill you fast and eat the breads and things and that.

02:33:43.820 Okay?

02:33:44.060 That's what contributed to, in part, just a carb diet.

02:33:52.840 Yeah.

02:33:53.060 Okay?

02:33:53.520 And when we did that, everybody started getting fat.

02:33:56.800 Everybody started getting fat.

02:33:58.180 You know what happens?

02:33:58.780 Something else happens.

02:34:00.200 Right.

02:34:00.700 There's an other side of it.

02:34:02.120 There's another side.

02:34:02.620 Carb in your diet puts your metabolism on a roller coaster.

02:34:05.820 And you end up with food cravings that you didn't previously have because you got your

02:34:12.840 calories from sources other than carbohydrates.

02:34:15.240 So there was a secondary effect that was not folded in.

02:34:17.920 But more important, that European study of, I forgot how many countries, was missing France.

02:34:27.720 How do you have a European study that doesn't have France in it?

02:34:30.380 I don't know.

02:34:31.080 People don't like them.

02:34:32.040 Okay.

02:34:32.220 Okay.

02:34:32.300 I mean, I think so.

02:34:34.800 No other explanation.

02:34:36.160 I don't know.

02:34:37.260 We hate the French.

02:34:38.320 Maybe they didn't answer when you called.

02:34:40.980 Okay.

02:34:41.300 You have a study.

02:34:42.240 But that is, yeah, you got to have everybody.

02:34:44.440 Well, not just you have to have everybody, which is true.

02:34:47.500 You have a study telling people that cholesterol is bad for you.

02:34:50.900 And you're missing a country that is steeped in animal fat.

02:34:58.500 The far gras, the butter, the croissant, the duck fat, all of this.

02:35:05.500 Ducks are fucking mostly fat.

02:35:06.900 Do you know that the life expectancy in France is like six months, no, it's like six months

02:35:15.360 shorter than Italy, which has the Mediterranean, France has also got a Mediterranean thing,

02:35:21.760 but their diet, you don't think it was the Mediterranean diet.

02:35:24.080 So they had no, not significantly less life expectancy than other countries that didn't

02:35:29.780 eat any of that.

02:35:30.680 That was not in the study.

02:35:31.880 They didn't put it in.

02:35:32.400 So the study had a built-in bias that people were not thinking of at the time the study

02:35:38.600 was.

02:35:39.300 So this is the bias you have to watch out for.

02:35:41.220 Yeah.

02:35:41.900 Here we are doing an experiment, believing something that's not true.

02:35:44.800 And that's why lately they say, put in some cholesterol back in your diet.

02:35:50.260 And because we're learning that what we thought was true out of that, from that one study,

02:35:56.700 that's the point.

02:35:58.300 One study doesn't make the truth.

02:36:00.140 You need other studies that test it and re-verify it.

02:36:03.980 Yeah, because I saw, I was watching, well, I was just watching that show Dope Sick, and

02:36:07.760 it was about like the opioid crisis or whatever.

02:36:10.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:36:11.500 It was crazy, man.

02:36:12.540 Yeah, yeah.

02:36:12.860 It's crazy sometimes that, why do we let bad things into our society that seem so bad,

02:36:21.240 you know?

02:36:23.380 It would seem like sometimes we would be able to stop them.

02:36:26.140 Well, we have addiction problems.

02:36:27.400 I mean, that's a problem.

02:36:28.240 Yeah.

02:36:28.680 Addiction.

02:36:29.080 That's a good point.

02:36:29.600 Yeah.

02:36:29.980 Right.

02:36:30.260 If we didn't have addiction problems, then-

02:36:31.600 You need none of that, right?

02:36:32.700 Right.

02:36:33.020 Yeah, let me get high today, and then I'm fine tomorrow, right?

02:36:35.400 I'm not, you know.

02:36:36.900 So that's a susceptibility we have in our physiology.

02:36:40.480 But you can be a gambling addicted, and there are many addictions.

02:36:44.240 Oh, yeah.

02:36:44.500 We got a lot of addicts listening to this.

02:36:45.980 Okay.

02:36:46.980 Stop.

02:36:48.120 We do.

02:36:48.700 Okay.

02:36:49.160 No, I've been an addict, so that's why I talk about it.

02:36:50.860 I don't mean to laugh, right.

02:36:51.760 Oh, no, it's fine.

02:36:52.440 We laugh about it.

02:36:53.620 Yeah, yeah.

02:36:54.240 So the addictions are that weakness, and when you have other people that exploit that weakness,

02:36:59.720 like the casinos and the drug dealers-

02:37:03.580 Anything.

02:37:04.600 Anything.

02:37:05.420 Anything.

02:37:06.120 Someone's there to make money off of your inability to stop what you're doing.

02:37:10.520 Yeah.

02:37:10.800 That's what I worry about, even with the drug dealers at big levels.

02:37:13.780 It's like, is our FDA compromisable?

02:37:17.700 Sometimes I worry, you know?

02:37:19.580 Or if we've gotten to that point as a country where everything's, like, we're just, it's

02:37:23.660 more capitalism than the fact.

02:37:23.820 Well, if you lose all confidence in the agencies and the entire system, then where are you going

02:37:33.240 to put your confidence?

02:37:34.220 Is it the YouTube channel you were looking at?

02:37:36.680 Is it the, yeah, is it the guy on the YouTube channel saying, the FDA is wrong about everything.

02:37:41.440 Rhyme right by what I'm selling you.

02:37:43.500 Right.

02:37:43.840 Where, so-

02:37:45.540 It's a good question, I think, but that's what I think you see a lot, I don't know if

02:37:49.540 you see a lot of that happening, but I think there's people who don't know where to put

02:37:53.060 their confidence anymore.

02:37:54.380 I feel like we used to all know where to put our confidence.

02:37:57.020 Does that make any sense?

02:37:58.380 Yes, but I'm saying there are people who are sowing doubt in places where there's no

02:38:03.560 need to do so.

02:38:05.020 People who are indicting the entire scientific community.

02:38:07.540 Oh, by the way, while they're still using their smartphone, okay?

02:38:11.440 Like, I sent out a tweet.

02:38:13.840 Should I have left it in my forbidden file?

02:38:15.920 I don't know.

02:38:16.680 It was a letter.

02:38:17.700 It was like, dear flat earthers, anti-vaxxers, homeopaths, and on a whole list of like pseudoscience,

02:38:27.880 okay?

02:38:28.020 Dear, you found each other and communicate with one another using a device that, using a

02:38:48.900 sophisticated device that uses frontier advanced discoveries in engineering, science, technology,

02:38:56.860 and math.

02:39:00.000 Just thought I'd alert you of this fact.

02:39:02.500 Sign your smartphone, okay?

02:39:05.560 This is the letter your smartphone should be telling you every day.

02:39:08.740 Yeah, it's true.

02:39:09.960 I don't trust science.

02:39:11.040 Science is this.

02:39:12.000 Oh, wait, what's the best way to route the round of traffic to get to grandma's house?

02:39:15.220 Yeah, science.

02:39:16.060 Which is using GPS satellites.

02:39:18.520 And what do you think we do as scientists?

02:39:21.320 And by the way, there are people who think that scientists are somehow conspiring.

02:39:24.460 You ever been to a scientific conference?

02:39:25.900 We're arguing all the time.

02:39:27.100 Yeah.

02:39:27.660 We don't agree.

02:39:28.580 That's a great point.

02:39:29.560 No, it's just-

02:39:30.800 That's a great point.

02:39:32.620 It's really-

02:39:32.940 You're living twice as long as your great grandparents because of science.

02:39:36.380 Yeah.

02:39:36.620 Oh, I don't trust science.

02:39:37.960 Science, dude.

02:39:38.620 Yes.

02:39:40.020 It's interesting.

02:39:41.460 Dude.

02:39:41.960 Yeah, I don't know.

02:39:43.000 I wonder where all this distrust, where the distrust started to really come from.

02:39:47.320 I feel like 20 years ago, it wasn't here.

02:39:50.220 Well, I think it's-

02:39:51.140 Maybe it was.

02:39:51.700 There was some distrust that began with Nixon and Watergate.

02:39:57.300 Oh, yeah.

02:39:57.760 Where can we trust our government and institutions?

02:40:01.520 We knew there were corrupt politicians every now and then,

02:40:04.040 but the system for it to be embedded, and the papers, Pentagon papers.

02:40:11.420 This is stuff that was released out of the Vietnam War, smuggled out.

02:40:15.880 Oh, yeah.

02:40:16.220 The New York Times reported on it.

02:40:17.220 You learned the shaky stuff, shady stuff we're doing.

02:40:20.200 Are we the noble freedom fighters to the world, or are we sleazy corporate?

02:40:26.020 So I think it began then.

02:40:28.460 So it means, yes, skepticism is fine, but skepticism is not the same thing as

02:40:32.980 everything you tell me is wrong.

02:40:34.640 Right.

02:40:35.600 Scepticism says, well, let me double check that.

02:40:37.500 Yeah, that's a really, really great thing to say, man.

02:40:40.080 And it's a great thing to remember.

02:40:41.340 And I think it's interesting, because that's what some of your book,

02:40:43.460 a lot of your book is interesting things to think about,

02:40:47.480 different ways to think about them.

02:40:49.500 And like I said, if you're going to read it at all,

02:40:52.640 read it before Thanksgiving dinner.

02:40:54.760 So that you can know how to argue.

02:40:57.140 Oh, you can bring up some good points.

02:40:58.220 All the crazy uncle and the aunts come over.

02:41:00.400 That's true.

02:41:00.820 And you just calmly say, well, have you thought of this?

02:41:03.040 Have you thought of this?

02:41:03.600 You'll be the calmest arguer there ever was.

02:41:05.680 That's what I will say.

02:41:06.640 There's a lot of great, have you thought of this?

02:41:08.580 And some parts were like, I don't know if I want to think about that,

02:41:11.800 but it's nice.

02:41:12.580 My one last question for you.

02:41:14.340 What do you got?

02:41:14.880 Sometimes I look up at the sky, right?

02:41:16.960 And I'll look up, and I feel like, especially if there's stars out there,

02:41:21.560 I'll feel like it's kind of like something's looking back at me.

02:41:27.960 Does that make any sense to you at all?

02:41:34.200 I once tweeted something like that.

02:41:36.500 I said, sometimes I wonder, as I gaze into the night sky,

02:41:40.840 whether the stars themselves are gazing back at me.

02:41:43.580 Oh, damn.

02:41:44.180 I didn't realize I sounded so damn bi about it.

02:41:47.600 And that's when people said, are you high, Neil?

02:41:49.280 Put down the joint.

02:41:50.860 There's a reliable influx of people who are certain.

02:41:55.660 But sometimes I look up, there's like a thing.

02:41:58.800 I don't know what it is, bro.

02:42:00.020 I don't think it's gay or anything.

02:42:01.580 I think it just feel like the space is looking back at me.

02:42:05.380 Well.

02:42:07.520 Maybe I'm gay for space, bro.

02:42:09.160 Well, so we're not likely the only life forms in the universe.

02:42:14.800 There's probably very many.

02:42:15.960 Some vastly more intelligent than we are.

02:42:20.740 Here we're sitting here looking up into the night sky,

02:42:23.480 countless thousands of stars.

02:42:25.200 With binoculars, it rises into the millions of stars.

02:42:28.440 With telescopes, it rises into the billions.

02:42:31.300 Oh, God.

02:42:31.720 There is surely civilizations there looking up at their night sky, and they see our star,

02:42:40.660 the sun, as part of some constellation that they identify in their night sky.

02:42:46.680 And there's a Theo Vaughn there looking up, asking, is anyone up there looking down at me?

02:42:56.940 And we get to say, yes, we have your counterpart.

02:42:59.580 I got you.

02:43:01.680 We got a Theo Vaughn in this galaxy too.

02:43:04.400 No, I'm just saying, it's fun to think about we being in the night sky of some children's diagram

02:43:12.680 as seen by another place in the galaxy.

02:43:16.200 You got to answer the question.

02:43:17.440 What did you tell me about the individuals?

02:43:20.260 Whatever.

02:43:21.040 What did you say?

02:43:21.580 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:43:22.080 Okay.

02:43:22.960 I'll take you out with that.

02:43:23.900 Do you know how precious life is?

02:43:30.480 Most people don't.

02:43:31.460 I didn't know.

02:43:32.260 I think because look at the risks we take.

02:43:34.340 Oh, let me jump out of an airplane, you know, and maybe the chute will open.

02:43:38.460 All right.

02:43:39.380 That's a whole kind of person we got out there.

02:43:41.240 Just look at YouTube videos.

02:43:42.600 Oh, yeah.

02:43:43.180 All right.

02:43:43.460 With the GoPro.

02:43:44.340 Red Bull.

02:43:44.760 Yeah, exactly.

02:43:45.620 Exactly.

02:43:46.000 All right.

02:43:49.280 There's been about 100 billion people who have ever lived.

02:43:53.100 Wow, really?

02:43:54.040 Yes.

02:43:54.940 And there's only 8 billion now.

02:43:56.820 Now, about 100 billion if you add it up over all time.

02:43:59.040 Damn.

02:43:59.520 All right.

02:44:00.400 So now, do you know how many people can exist?

02:44:05.180 You take a look at the genes, find out how many combinations of genes can make an authentic

02:44:10.000 human being.

02:44:11.560 And you do that.

02:44:12.360 You can do the math on this.

02:44:13.440 And it is stupendously larger number than the 100 billion.

02:44:18.880 It is, I give a number in here, but even that's a low estimate.

02:44:26.300 That could have existed over time or that could exist total?

02:44:29.740 Same difference.

02:44:30.780 Okay.

02:44:30.980 So, I give a low-end number of a million, trillion, trillion total possible numbers of plausible

02:44:39.460 human beings that could exist.

02:44:41.300 What it means is you are alive against stupendous odds.

02:44:49.980 You are breathing air, observing sunsets, gazing into the night sky.

02:44:56.960 Most people who could exist will never experience that.

02:45:05.280 In fact, as Richard Dawkins has said brilliantly, you get to die.

02:45:12.920 And you say, I don't want to die.

02:45:14.620 I'm dying.

02:45:14.900 But most people who could exist will never even be born.

02:45:23.160 And you're going to complain about the life you have?

02:45:27.580 Yes, not all lives are equally, I get that.

02:45:30.420 Yes.

02:45:30.640 And you could get the wrong hand dealt to you, either birth defects or your family, whatever

02:45:37.480 it is.

02:45:38.820 This is your rod.

02:45:39.680 Oh my gosh, that is your, whatever it is, that's what you've got.

02:45:44.900 Yeah.

02:45:45.900 Use it.

02:45:47.640 Develop it.

02:45:49.120 Do all you can within your power and the power of others who love you to maximize what

02:45:58.180 you can be, what you can think, what you can learn, how you can love, all of this.

02:46:02.960 Your gift.

02:46:03.540 It's the gift.

02:46:04.220 Because most people that could exist, mathematically-

02:46:09.220 Will never exist.

02:46:11.080 Wow.

02:46:12.420 So right there, you are a-

02:46:14.580 You are as special a living entity as there ever was.

02:46:20.500 Amen.

02:46:21.980 So in the end of this chapter, and what I do as an epitaph, there's a quote from an educator,

02:46:29.300 Horace Mann.

02:46:30.700 You might have heard the name.

02:46:31.720 He was 200 years ago.

02:46:33.400 Brilliant guy, head of universities.

02:46:34.980 He gave a commencement speech.

02:46:37.000 And he said, I beseech you.

02:46:39.160 Love that word.

02:46:39.880 Nobody uses it anymore.

02:46:40.880 Yeah, you get, I mean, girls hang up immediately if you do.

02:46:44.060 Oh, is that right?

02:46:44.700 Is that right?

02:46:45.340 I haven't tested it.

02:46:46.660 I don't know.

02:46:47.360 I'll try to bring it back and maybe they'll stay on with you.

02:46:50.340 I beseech you.

02:46:52.140 Yeah, if you say, I beseech you to go out on a date with me.

02:46:54.540 Right.

02:46:55.000 That's the end of that call right there.

02:46:56.660 You're done.

02:46:56.920 I beseech you to treasure up in your hearts these, my parting words, be ashamed to die

02:47:07.460 until you have scored some victory for humanity.

02:47:13.040 And if you got one time on earth, there it is.

02:47:16.240 There it is.

02:47:19.020 Neil deGrasse Tyson, thank you so much for your time, man.

02:47:21.100 It really-

02:47:22.020 Delight to meet you.

02:47:22.780 Of course, I know your work.

02:47:24.220 And it's as authentically honest.

02:47:30.000 It's unpretentious.

02:47:34.580 You're just feeling it out there on stage.

02:47:37.300 And people know you're feeling it.

02:47:40.260 And they feel it too.

02:47:41.940 And I think it's some potent humor, which gives you some power that you know you have

02:47:49.200 power, but it's even more power than that.

02:47:51.140 Because you can bring people with you.

02:47:52.540 I'm starting to realize that more.

02:47:54.020 I want to be able to be as creative as I can in work.

02:47:58.120 And also, I want to be able to question things and think about stuff as much as I can.

02:48:01.840 So I'm really grateful for this conversation right now in my life.

02:48:04.760 And to stay relevant as a comedian, you got to stay on that frontier.

02:48:07.720 Right.

02:48:07.880 You can't relax for a minute.

02:48:09.740 Oh, man.

02:48:10.540 Plus, a joke you told last week, you can't tell next week.

02:48:13.100 Yeah.

02:48:13.320 We're scientists.

02:48:14.640 Well, I'll tell a few, but-

02:48:16.360 But you'll hear the groan.

02:48:18.640 Oh, yeah, you will.

02:48:19.120 The audience reaction evolves, right?

02:48:21.180 Well, part of the groan is deep inside of myself because it knows I'm not maximizing

02:48:25.080 my potential.

02:48:25.740 Yeah.

02:48:26.060 Okay.

02:48:26.460 Yeah.

02:48:27.760 But thank you so much for your time, man.

02:48:29.800 Dude, thanks for having me.

02:48:30.680 Yeah.

02:48:31.000 You're a value to humanity, and we appreciate you.

02:48:34.000 Thank you.

02:48:34.600 You got it.

02:48:35.020 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite, and welcome to Kite Club.

02:49:04.620 A podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like current events, stand-up stories,

02:49:09.680 and seven ways to pleasure your partner.

02:49:12.420 The answer may shock you.

02:49:14.140 Sometimes I'll interview my friends.

02:49:16.200 Sometimes I won't.

02:49:17.720 And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.

02:49:20.560 You have three new voice messages.

02:49:23.780 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club.

02:49:26.740 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long.

02:49:29.420 Longer than anybody else.

02:49:31.080 So great.

02:49:32.400 Hi.

02:49:33.040 Swear.

02:49:34.000 Here's a deal.

02:49:35.380 Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club is a dodgy bloody wanker.

02:49:39.340 Jermaine.

02:49:39.900 Hi.

02:49:41.460 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.

02:49:44.400 Sorry, sir, but our ice cream machine is broken.

02:49:46.480 Oh, no.

02:49:48.760 I think Tom Hanks just butt-dialed me.

02:49:51.200 Anyway, first rule of Kite Club is, tell everyone about Kite Club.

02:49:55.360 Second rule of Kite Club is, tell everyone about Kite Club.

02:49:59.600 Third rule.

02:50:00.560 Like and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts.

02:50:03.220 Or watch us on YouTube, yeah?

02:50:04.940 And yes, don't worry, my Brad Pitt impression will get better.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 29, 2022

E420 Neil deGrasse Tyson

Episode Stats

Length

Words per Minute

Word Count

Sentence Count

Misogynist Sentences

Hate Speech Sentences

Summary

Transcript