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00:01:25.380 We've got tour dates to announce Louisville, Indianapolis.

00:01:32.240 We added a show in Indianapolis, Shreveport, Louisiana, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Corpus Christi, Houston.

00:01:41.360 We added a show in Houston, added a show in Phoenix, added a show in New York City, and added a show in Austin, Texas.

00:01:50.540 Those are all at THEOVON.com slash T-O-U-R. 0.85

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00:02:00.860 And thank you guys.

00:02:01.780 That's all Return of the Rat Tour.

00:02:03.720 So if you've already seen it, it'll be similar to that still, just so you know.

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00:02:31.000 Today's guest is a rapper.

00:02:33.540 He's a composer.

00:02:34.540 He's a male fiancé, if you want him to be.

00:02:40.560 He's a vibe.

00:02:41.500 He's an energy.

00:02:44.180 And I went to his show the other night.

00:02:45.900 Had a great time.

00:02:47.380 He's on tour right now, fresh off his new album, Marvelous.

00:02:51.520 He's been in once before, and we're happy to have him back.

00:02:54.300 Today's guest is Young Gravy.

00:02:56.300 SHINE THAT LIGHT ON ME

00:03:00.580 I'LL SIT AND TELL YOU MY STORIES

00:03:06.700 SHINE ON ME

00:03:11.360 AND I WILL FIND A SONG

00:03:15.580 I'LL BE SINGING

00:03:16.760 I'M GOING TO STAY

00:03:17.740 Oh, man.

00:03:27.120 Dude, uh.

00:03:29.960 Gravy, baby.

00:03:31.480 Theo.

00:03:32.140 What's up?

00:03:32.980 Baby, I'm good, man.

00:03:34.320 It feels good to have a couple days off right now.

00:03:36.340 Yeah, thank you.

00:03:37.140 Thanks for coming in, man.

00:03:38.380 I, uh.

00:03:40.060 And we didn't plan this, also.

00:03:41.860 We didn't plan this, yeah.

00:03:43.300 That's the camera right there?

00:03:44.320 Yeah.

00:03:44.480 What are the odds of this?

00:03:46.020 Yeah, so I walked up with this purple sweater on, 0.94

00:03:48.580 and I was like, damn, how cute. 0.88

00:03:49.820 And then he pulls out the chains, too. 0.97

00:03:51.580 This is very, uh.

00:03:53.020 It's a beautiful moment. 0.97

00:03:53.900 Damn, we're a couple of, uh. 0.98

00:03:55.780 A couple of, uh. 0.99

00:03:56.960 Lavender scavengers.

00:03:58.120 That's something.

00:03:58.340 There you go.

00:03:58.780 That's what Riff Raff would call us. 1.00

00:04:00.120 I miss that fool. 0.99

00:04:01.160 My shoe also. 1.00

00:04:02.520 Dang, baby, damn. 0.99

00:04:04.140 Right next to the ankle brace. 1.00

00:04:05.540 You know the vibe. 1.00

00:04:06.560 God, bro, I love that shit. 1.00

00:04:08.320 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:04:09.300 Like, if you, if you're going out,

00:04:10.800 you're going to, uh, DFW, dog. 0.87

00:04:13.900 Oh, no.

00:04:14.920 VFW?

00:04:15.280 No, if you break out the house,

00:04:17.240 you're going to DSW's shoes, baby.

00:04:19.080 That's what I'm saying.

00:04:19.240 Oh, DSW, bro. 1.00

00:04:20.800 Them bitches are damn, boy. 1.00

00:04:21.520 I thought you meant, I was, 1.00

00:04:23.100 you were trying to say some shit about VFW, 0.97

00:04:24.920 like I'm going to hang out with the. 0.98

00:04:26.780 Oh, the troops?

00:04:27.380 The veterans, yeah.

00:04:28.720 Oh, yeah.

00:04:29.080 I was like, yeah, man.

00:04:30.240 Whenever Bobby Lee comes on stage,

00:04:31.860 I'll always say, like,

00:04:33.120 or if I go on after him at the comedy store,

00:04:35.440 I'll always be like,

00:04:36.520 I'll always tell the guy,

00:04:37.320 I'll be like,

00:04:37.520 I'm going to drop you off at a VFW

00:04:39.300 and let those boys finish things.

00:04:41.300 Dude, I always tell them that.

00:04:42.560 Because I think they,

00:04:44.160 some of those guys fought, like, Vietnam.

00:04:46.360 Yeah, I'll guarantee.

00:04:47.820 Bro, your show,

00:04:48.840 so I went to your show the other night.

00:04:50.380 Thank you very much.

00:04:52.060 Thank you for coming.

00:04:52.900 Yeah, for setting me up.

00:04:55.420 Dude, it was, like,

00:04:58.040 there's so many,

00:04:59.020 did you see the guy,

00:05:00.420 there was a guy who brought his mother in an urn.

00:05:02.760 Did you see this guy?

00:05:03.820 No, I did not.

00:05:04.940 Yeah.

00:05:05.640 There's a guy who brought his mother in an urn

00:05:07.960 and he's like,

00:05:09.700 Gravy was my mom's favorite.

00:05:11.640 She was, like,

00:05:12.180 the milf, you know,

00:05:12.900 the milf with the most or something he said.

00:05:14.740 And I was like,

00:05:15.460 there's no way this dude's mother is in this urn.

00:05:18.920 And she was, man.

00:05:20.660 Was he in the back or was he on stage?

00:05:22.480 I mean, I'm sorry,

00:05:23.080 in the crowd or was he?

00:05:24.080 He was in the crowd.

00:05:25.460 And you just talked,

00:05:26.100 you spoke with him 1.00

00:05:26.580 or you just yelled that shit out? 1.00

00:05:27.840 Oh, no, I spoke with him. 1.00

00:05:29.340 Oh, wow.

00:05:30.040 Yeah.

00:05:30.260 So I was like,

00:05:31.500 wow, you have people,

00:05:33.780 non-living people coming.

00:05:35.540 Yeah, man.

00:05:36.440 You know?

00:05:36.800 Yeah, we want one over capacity.

00:05:38.800 Yeah, I know.

00:05:39.460 I know.

00:05:40.520 I wonder if they charge him a ticket for it.

00:05:43.220 No, bro, it was crazy, man.

00:05:44.560 I love the fact you,

00:05:46.400 there's one thing that I noticed

00:05:47.800 about your whole,

00:05:49.320 the whole thing you have going on.

00:05:51.440 To me, it's like,

00:05:52.420 you kind of never know

00:05:53.860 what's going to happen a little bit.

00:05:55.860 It's like an energy.

00:05:58.280 It's a music,

00:05:58.940 but it's like,

00:06:01.300 do you want to be along

00:06:02.620 for this journey?

00:06:04.260 And you had,

00:06:05.180 Soulja Boy came out.

00:06:07.660 You had Jesse McCartney.

00:06:09.500 That was crazy.

00:06:10.880 Yeah, man.

00:06:11.260 Yeah.

00:06:11.960 We just,

00:06:12.420 with this show

00:06:13.100 or this tour,

00:06:14.340 myself and Baby No Money,

00:06:15.780 my co-headliner.

00:06:17.000 Yeah, and he did it.

00:06:17.820 Dude, he,

00:06:18.320 I wasn't familiar with him

00:06:20.560 and that was great, man. 0.98

00:06:21.640 He's sick.

00:06:22.080 Him and Tip.

00:06:22.700 The whole thing,

00:06:23.180 just the energy was great.

00:06:24.420 But go on.

00:06:24.960 So yeah,

00:06:25.200 you got Baby No Money. 0.88

00:06:26.080 So we've been boys

00:06:28.000 for like six years

00:06:28.760 and we're like,

00:06:29.180 yo,

00:06:30.140 he used to open for me

00:06:31.160 and then he had some hits

00:06:32.360 and he's really that kind of reach.

00:06:33.740 Like we're kind of neck and neck,

00:06:35.260 like same level. 0.99

00:06:35.880 Like we're fucking doing this together. 0.98

00:06:37.860 So I was like, 0.99

00:06:38.460 yo,

00:06:38.560 you got to do a big co-headline tour,

00:06:40.680 but we got to make it epic.

00:06:41.800 So like we put so much money

00:06:42.860 into like the production

00:06:43.700 and like planning it out.

00:06:45.740 We made like seven little acts

00:06:47.320 that you probably saw

00:06:48.100 where it's like both of us

00:06:49.040 and then one of us

00:06:49.780 and then the other one

00:06:50.520 and then both

00:06:51.120 and then blah, blah, blah.

00:06:52.380 Let me fit in Soulja Boy

00:06:53.720 and Freddie Dread

00:06:54.620 and Jesse.

00:06:56.540 Yeah, Freddie Dread.

00:06:57.320 I met him. 0.96

00:06:58.040 He's sick. 1.00

00:06:58.780 He's sick.

00:06:59.400 Yeah, dude. 0.65

00:06:59.980 He seemed like an Amish guy 0.99

00:07:01.440 that had fucking gone off 0.99

00:07:02.620 as far as you could go 0.99

00:07:03.620 from being Amish.

00:07:04.640 Yup.

00:07:04.660 Yup.

00:07:05.080 He's like,

00:07:05.360 I'm about to remix 0.99

00:07:06.160 the whole damn Bible, dude. 0.99

00:07:07.760 That dude did it all. 1.00

00:07:09.200 It's crazy

00:07:09.640 because he's like a quiet,

00:07:10.840 like chill little guy,

00:07:12.040 but his lyrics are crazy.

00:07:13.900 He's talking about 1.00

00:07:14.100 murdering people and shit. 1.00

00:07:15.360 He loves you, man. 1.00

00:07:16.260 He was so grateful

00:07:16.980 to be a part of it.

00:07:18.320 He's fire, man.

00:07:19.140 I love the music.

00:07:20.020 I, um,

00:07:20.680 yeah,

00:07:21.780 but just the whole thing.

00:07:22.700 Yeah,

00:07:22.860 you like go through

00:07:23.520 these moments.

00:07:24.180 It's like,

00:07:25.100 like the lights

00:07:26.080 will get down low

00:07:27.020 and there's like people

00:07:27.900 kind of slow dancing

00:07:29.340 and people touching 1.00

00:07:30.300 their own tits. 1.00

00:07:31.120 I saw people touching 1.00

00:07:32.060 their own tits. 1.00

00:07:32.720 You don't see a lot of that. 1.00

00:07:34.800 That is facts.

00:07:35.980 Yeah,

00:07:36.380 it was like,

00:07:37.260 and then it gets to like

00:07:38.360 these,

00:07:38.680 like kind of these

00:07:39.400 crescendo levels

00:07:40.320 where it's just,

00:07:41.760 it was just fun, man.

00:07:43.640 I'm glad you could see it, bro.

00:07:44.520 We literally play,

00:07:45.560 I think it's 40 songs.

00:07:46.720 I think it's 41.

00:07:47.580 Wow.

00:07:48.220 Throughout that set.

00:07:49.120 Yeah.

00:07:49.340 We don't do the full thing

00:07:50.160 of every song,

00:07:50.800 but yeah,

00:07:51.020 I think we do about 41.

00:07:52.060 It's like two hour set

00:07:52.960 and, uh,

00:07:55.180 I love how it came out.

00:07:56.240 Love how it came out.

00:07:56.680 I found myself just,

00:07:57.940 dude,

00:07:58.100 I was just,

00:07:58.820 I was just,

00:08:00.180 it was good.

00:08:01.160 It was cute girls there, 1.00

00:08:02.300 man.

00:08:02.420 I met a couple girls.

00:08:04.000 Yeah, baby.

00:08:04.840 Um,

00:08:05.360 I think I came up

00:08:05.920 and dapped you up

00:08:06.560 during like the Soulja Boy set.

00:08:07.800 Yeah, you did.

00:08:08.300 I had to sneak out

00:08:09.000 with a little Montclair jacket on

00:08:10.340 and I was like all hidden.

00:08:11.920 Yeah,

00:08:12.040 kind of hard to hide.

00:08:12.920 I mean,

00:08:13.240 literally the tallest guy

00:08:14.900 in the world

00:08:15.460 comes by in a jacket.

00:08:17.220 Yeah.

00:08:17.500 It was like the abominable 1.00

00:08:19.180 fucking flow, 1.00

00:08:20.560 man, bro. 1.00

00:08:21.180 The flow,

00:08:21.580 abominable flow,

00:08:22.720 man.

00:08:22.940 That's hard.

00:08:23.520 That's what it was,

00:08:24.320 man.

00:08:24.600 Um,

00:08:24.980 so tell me a little bit

00:08:26.660 about touring then

00:08:27.280 because is this the biggest

00:08:28.560 tour you've ever done?

00:08:30.560 Yeah,

00:08:30.940 I'd say so.

00:08:31.780 I'd say like this tour

00:08:32.740 as a whole is the most tickets

00:08:34.160 that we've ever like sold

00:08:35.080 on one tour.

00:08:36.100 Yeah,

00:08:36.260 because you guys had 4,000

00:08:37.300 in there the other night.

00:08:38.240 Yeah.

00:08:38.700 That was fire.

00:08:39.160 And like some of the shows

00:08:40.400 my hometown Minneapolis,

00:08:41.820 we did 7,800,

00:08:43.100 which is ridiculous.

00:08:44.520 We got Seattle coming up.

00:08:45.760 That's about 8,000.

00:08:47.700 Uh,

00:08:48.280 I'd say the average is like,

00:08:49.540 I don't know,

00:08:49.940 3,500,

00:08:50.580 maybe 4,000,

00:08:51.560 but like,

00:08:52.040 man,

00:08:52.160 that's incredible.

00:08:52.940 Yeah.

00:08:53.200 Like I,

00:08:53.460 I toured with Dylan Francis

00:08:54.460 in February and it was,

00:08:56.020 it was a little bit smaller,

00:08:57.140 but it was,

00:08:57.640 it was sick.

00:08:58.140 It was wild.

00:08:58.600 And they're all sold out too.

00:08:59.980 But this one just like went off.

00:09:01.320 Like we just,

00:09:01.800 we both had big years,

00:09:02.840 me and myself and baby the money.

00:09:04.820 And it's sick to see it,

00:09:06.020 man.

00:09:06.220 It's sick to see people so hyped.

00:09:07.420 We do meet and greets every day.

00:09:09.000 And there's like all these,

00:09:10.400 that's my favorite part of it

00:09:11.480 is a meet and greets

00:09:12.280 where there's these fans that like,

00:09:14.260 you know,

00:09:15.200 I really mean something to them

00:09:16.440 and they'll bring like,

00:09:17.840 like a dope story from their life

00:09:20.240 about how I helped them.

00:09:21.400 They'll bring me like a little gift

00:09:22.540 that like they made

00:09:23.480 and put some time into 0.99

00:09:24.360 and that shit. 1.00

00:09:25.580 Isn't that amazing? 1.00

00:09:26.820 Isn't it amazing?

00:09:27.760 You think like,

00:09:28.600 we had,

00:09:28.900 some guy brought this one time

00:09:30.020 he made,

00:09:30.420 he chiseled this,

00:09:31.360 right?

00:09:31.980 That's gorgeous.

00:09:32.780 Yeah.

00:09:33.100 That type of thing.

00:09:33.940 I love it.

00:09:34.380 Someone made me a,

00:09:35.420 a katana,

00:09:36.460 a gold,

00:09:38.000 a fully gold encrusted

00:09:39.360 full-size katana sword.

00:09:41.980 And that's for just,

00:09:43.040 you could do,

00:09:44.220 is that,

00:09:45.160 bring up a katana there,

00:09:46.440 is that?

00:09:47.220 Let's see it.

00:09:48.420 Dude,

00:09:48.600 I wonder if I can bring up

00:09:49.460 the one that I have.

00:09:50.720 man,

00:09:53.620 it's gold.

00:09:54.380 It's covered in,

00:09:54.940 yeah.

00:09:55.340 I mean,

00:09:55.680 the dude gave me that,

00:09:56.640 but it's covered in gold

00:09:57.520 and it says,

00:09:58.660 you know,

00:09:58.880 gravy all over it,

00:09:59.880 the handles and everything

00:10:00.920 are purple,

00:10:01.540 just like our outfits.

00:10:02.620 It's,

00:10:02.740 it's,

00:10:03.040 it's gorgeous.

00:10:04.340 Man.

00:10:04.720 And imagine being able

00:10:05.600 to defend yourself

00:10:06.480 with that one day.

00:10:07.200 Somebody rolls onto the tour bus,

00:10:08.620 it gets out of hand

00:10:09.240 and that is how you save.

00:10:11.620 Yeah.

00:10:11.940 I got a whole,

00:10:12.560 like,

00:10:12.900 I had a whole,

00:10:14.120 I don't know if we ever

00:10:14.500 talked about this before,

00:10:15.200 but I had a whole phase

00:10:16.160 where I had like multiple

00:10:16.980 different stockers

00:10:17.820 and I actually have

00:10:18.920 another katana

00:10:19.620 and I mean,

00:10:21.740 that wasn't the reason

00:10:22.340 I bought it.

00:10:22.940 I was just drunk

00:10:23.500 and wanted a sword,

00:10:24.840 but I had,

00:10:26.600 back in Minnesota

00:10:27.500 at my mom's home,

00:10:28.960 I had some stockers

00:10:29.900 that were.

00:10:30.180 So you were living

00:10:30.600 at home with your mother?

00:10:31.480 Yeah,

00:10:31.800 this was during COVID

00:10:32.580 and I had kids

00:10:33.560 that I was like

00:10:34.120 the early COVID era

00:10:35.380 and I had some kids

00:10:37.480 that were,

00:10:38.860 there's multiple

00:10:39.320 different kids

00:10:39.920 that like I grew up with

00:10:41.300 that knew where I lived

00:10:42.260 and knew a lot about me

00:10:43.200 but kind of went crazy,

00:10:44.280 went cuckoo.

00:10:44.820 One of them had like

00:10:45.840 schizophrenia,

00:10:47.100 one of them had,

00:10:47.820 like level three bipolar

00:10:50.200 where they're seeing things

00:10:51.320 and he would like,

00:10:53.020 they'd like send me

00:10:53.560 little messages

00:10:54.220 with them like breathing

00:10:55.080 and whatnot,

00:10:55.920 like weird like movie,

00:10:57.800 horror movie type stuff.

00:10:59.440 Wow.

00:11:00.380 Was it spooky?

00:11:01.720 It was pretty spooky,

00:11:02.640 man.

00:11:02.820 I mean,

00:11:03.040 I wasn't that worried,

00:11:04.280 I mean,

00:11:04.460 I was worried about myself

00:11:05.280 but I was more worried

00:11:05.880 about my mom

00:11:06.400 because they knew

00:11:06.760 that she lived there

00:11:07.660 and I was gone a lot.

00:11:09.020 You're gone.

00:11:09.680 I was gone a lot

00:11:10.400 and I didn't want

00:11:10.780 to stress her out

00:11:11.600 so I was like,

00:11:12.780 I like kind of,

00:11:14.240 I mean,

00:11:14.620 she knew I was putting up

00:11:15.960 this security system

00:11:17.000 but I kind of just like

00:11:17.840 didn't stress why.

00:11:19.540 I was like,

00:11:19.820 let's put up a security system,

00:11:20.840 you know,

00:11:21.060 I got a lot of fans.

00:11:22.200 Yeah,

00:11:22.400 put these trip wires 1.00

00:11:23.320 out here like damn. 1.00

00:11:24.500 Bro, 0.99

00:11:24.680 and there was like moments

00:11:25.520 where they would like

00:11:28.280 start threatening me

00:11:29.180 and like coming

00:11:29.940 like near my house

00:11:32.940 and like giving me information.

00:11:34.180 There was one time

00:11:34.840 where,

00:11:35.200 okay,

00:11:36.000 so I had this katana,

00:11:37.000 that's what we're getting back to.

00:11:38.020 I bought a katana

00:11:38.580 when I was drunk

00:11:39.120 and then there was one time

00:11:40.140 where that was all I had

00:11:41.180 and I was in my,

00:11:42.040 I was downstairs

00:11:42.840 in my house

00:11:43.680 like in like the basement 0.62

00:11:44.380 but there's big ass windows 1.00

00:11:46.280 on both sides

00:11:46.960 of this basement,

00:11:48.000 right?

00:11:48.400 And you could see

00:11:49.420 all over like the backyard

00:11:50.760 and the front yard

00:11:51.560 and this dude was like

00:11:53.280 claiming that he was

00:11:54.140 at my house,

00:11:55.820 this stalker fella.

00:11:57.840 So I'm sitting there

00:11:58.560 with a katana,

00:11:59.880 dude,

00:12:00.100 and I'm just like

00:12:00.540 thinking about it.

00:12:01.220 I'm like,

00:12:01.480 dude,

00:12:01.600 what am I going to do?

00:12:02.260 Like how am I going to slice this?

00:12:03.340 Batter up,

00:12:04.040 baby Kirby, 1.00

00:12:04.780 fuck it, 1.00

00:12:05.300 dude. 1.00

00:12:05.540 It was crazy,

00:12:06.720 bro. 1.00

00:12:07.020 Crack that bitch, 1.00

00:12:07.960 dog. 1.00

00:12:08.260 Damn. 1.00

00:12:09.220 Yeah, 1.00

00:12:09.480 man.

00:12:09.720 So in the end,

00:12:10.580 man,

00:12:10.780 I actually,

00:12:11.420 I pulled some strings.

00:12:12.260 I got a fan

00:12:12.880 to bring me a weapon

00:12:14.500 like a firearm

00:12:16.260 and I ended up

00:12:18.440 realizing after that

00:12:19.800 that you can actually

00:12:20.300 just legally buy a shotgun

00:12:21.320 in Minnesota

00:12:21.740 so I got that

00:12:22.660 and luckily

00:12:25.400 like right as everything

00:12:26.340 was peaking,

00:12:28.140 this dude

00:12:28.600 that was threatening me

00:12:29.840 to come to my house,

00:12:32.120 a homegirl of mine

00:12:32.800 called the cops

00:12:33.560 and they showed up

00:12:34.460 at his workplace

00:12:35.200 and they found

00:12:36.060 an unregistered pistol

00:12:37.560 on him

00:12:38.360 and he's locked up,

00:12:41.120 other kids

00:12:41.580 in an asylum.

00:12:43.340 There was a third one

00:12:44.100 that's not even worth

00:12:44.700 getting into

00:12:45.200 but he's also locked up.

00:12:47.760 Do you worry,

00:12:48.920 so do you know

00:12:49.700 like their release dates

00:12:50.700 and stuff

00:12:51.000 or are you worried

00:12:52.020 about that

00:12:52.600 like kind of thing

00:12:53.260 because do you think

00:12:54.220 they blame

00:12:54.700 that those guys

00:12:55.180 are sitting in there

00:12:56.060 like listening

00:12:57.000 to your tracks 1.00

00:12:57.700 but also fucking 1.00

00:12:58.580 you know 1.00

00:12:59.080 getting jacked to them

00:13:00.020 and stuff

00:13:00.380 and like you know

00:13:01.060 like the release dates

00:13:02.180 of their schizophrenia

00:13:02.960 what you mean?

00:13:03.800 No like release dates

00:13:04.600 of like when do they

00:13:05.300 get out of these asylums 1.00

00:13:06.180 like are they in there

00:13:06.900 like getting revenge 1.00

00:13:07.620 like are they fucking 0.99

00:13:08.480 revenge lifting 0.98

00:13:09.380 you know

00:13:09.660 because there'll be dudes

00:13:10.360 in there

00:13:10.600 yeah they slow

00:13:11.820 like some

00:13:12.300 you seen Cape Fear?

00:13:13.780 Yeah yeah I've seen it

00:13:14.780 I've been there

00:13:15.440 You've been to Cape Fear?

00:13:16.660 Yeah like Cape Fear 1.00

00:13:17.480 like some fully tatted back shit 0.99

00:13:19.680 I don't know 0.99

00:13:20.160 I'm hoping that

00:13:22.060 it's all good

00:13:22.640 there's certain cities

00:13:23.800 now that I go to

00:13:24.460 where I always bring security

00:13:25.320 but you know

00:13:26.960 I just have a fear about it

00:13:27.920 because you know

00:13:28.220 I watch too many scary movies

00:13:29.600 but I have a fear of like

00:13:30.400 someone getting a hold of me

00:13:31.920 and like getting me

00:13:32.980 like tied up in a chair 0.98

00:13:33.960 and doing weird shit to me man 0.99

00:13:35.540 it's my worst fear 0.99

00:13:36.160 other than whales

00:13:37.840 I don't like whales

00:13:38.840 you don't

00:13:39.360 scare me 0.99

00:13:39.980 it's just a big ass animal 0.94

00:13:41.840 and like if you're in the water 0.96

00:13:42.740 and it's

00:13:43.220 yeah what is it about them

00:13:44.380 you think

00:13:44.700 oh I guess if you're in the water

00:13:45.960 and a whale shows up

00:13:46.600 you have zero chance

00:13:47.640 it's like you're floating around

00:13:48.740 in the water

00:13:49.260 let's say you're in the middle

00:13:50.040 middle of nowhere

00:13:50.640 and there's water

00:13:51.340 that's the ocean

00:13:52.600 yeah yeah that's exactly

00:13:53.920 what I was

00:13:54.640 my bad

00:13:55.580 my bad

00:13:55.940 no no no

00:13:56.440 but thank you for clarifying

00:13:57.620 you're in the ocean

00:13:58.880 in the middle of nowhere

00:13:59.680 and

00:14:00.800 you know

00:14:02.000 you're just

00:14:02.360 floating

00:14:03.340 trying to stay afloat

00:14:05.320 and then 0.99

00:14:05.960 some goddamn 1.00

00:14:07.520 big ass whale 1.00

00:14:09.040 pulls up 0.90

00:14:09.520 you see that first

00:14:10.240 dude first you see that

00:14:11.300 in the distance

00:14:11.820 you're like

00:14:12.180 bro I'm

00:14:12.960 I'm stressing right now

00:14:14.520 I don't think about it bro

00:14:15.160 it's crazy

00:14:15.640 and what do you even do

00:14:17.180 then there's not much

00:14:17.820 you can do

00:14:18.380 I think if you

00:14:19.240 is it something 0.99

00:14:20.420 you urinate around you

00:14:21.380 it won't come by you 0.96

00:14:22.200 what is that

00:14:22.780 shark

00:14:24.360 maybe

00:14:25.560 I'm really scared

00:14:26.120 I heard that with sharks

00:14:26.660 I don't know about whales

00:14:27.340 I'm really scared of sharks too man 0.99

00:14:29.260 all that shit 1.00

00:14:30.000 maybe jellyfish 1.00

00:14:31.000 if you pee on a jellyfish

00:14:32.040 or something

00:14:32.320 it'll leave you alone

00:14:33.000 no if you

00:14:33.900 if you get stoned by jellyfish

00:14:35.220 then you're supposed to pee

00:14:35.880 on the

00:14:36.440 on the sting 0.99

00:14:37.240 oh damn 0.99

00:14:37.980 but dude I would pee 0.99

00:14:39.740 I mean the only thing

00:14:40.560 you could do

00:14:40.980 is probably pee

00:14:41.740 I think

00:14:42.140 would probably keep it

00:14:42.820 away from you

00:14:43.300 I don't know

00:14:43.780 I don't know

00:14:44.400 do whales go away

00:14:45.300 from urine

00:14:45.800 can you run that

00:14:47.020 yeah I'm googling it

00:14:48.220 I think I would just

00:14:49.060 accept my fate man

00:14:50.060 I think I would just

00:14:50.980 lay there

00:14:51.520 close my eyes

00:14:52.700 and be like

00:14:53.180 it's not like I can

00:14:55.080 swim away from that 1.00

00:14:55.760 motherfucker 1.00

00:14:56.020 but whales don't eat people 1.00

00:14:57.740 it would be an accident

00:14:58.560 if it ate me

00:14:59.240 you see that whale

00:15:00.520 swallow those two girls 1.00

00:15:01.360 yeah I'll be on the canoe

00:15:02.820 yeah

00:15:03.320 oh that was crazy dude

00:15:04.800 bro can you even imagine

00:15:06.260 and it 0.99

00:15:07.080 it sent those bitches back 1.00

00:15:09.480 dog 0.99

00:15:10.020 yeah they survived

00:15:10.960 they survived

00:15:11.540 but imagine being a whale's mouth

00:15:12.960 and then coming out

00:15:13.660 and then living the rest of your life

00:15:14.740 but imagine getting

00:15:15.580 rejected by a whale

00:15:17.160 obviously these

00:15:18.000 these chicks don't have guys 1.00

00:15:19.640 I mean they're out there together

00:15:20.880 you know what I'm saying

00:15:21.600 like imagine

00:15:22.280 getting rejected by a whale

00:15:23.560 man hey I don't think whales

00:15:24.680 can even

00:15:25.120 like digest a human man

00:15:27.000 I think I'm just afraid of them 0.73

00:15:28.180 like whipping me with their tail 0.99

00:15:29.120 or some shit 1.00

00:15:29.700 you know what I'm saying 1.00

00:15:30.660 and you're taller too

00:15:31.720 I think that's one of the

00:15:32.600 disadvantages of being tall

00:15:34.300 is there's this

00:15:35.280 there's more of you to get hit

00:15:36.660 there's more of you to get caught

00:15:38.240 in a wood chip

00:15:39.340 or there's more of you

00:15:40.300 to get

00:15:41.320 in a wood chip

00:15:42.600 or just like anything

00:15:43.400 anything that's loose

00:15:44.220 if there's something

00:15:44.760 you know

00:15:45.100 a machine

00:15:45.880 there's a lot

00:15:46.340 you have a

00:15:47.080 there's a more of a landscape

00:15:48.360 yeah

00:15:49.020 you know it's like

00:15:50.060 I don't know

00:15:51.260 I have to worry about

00:15:52.200 probably a foot less than you

00:15:53.500 see one thing

00:15:54.440 that I've been told

00:15:55.260 by friends

00:15:55.820 and I kind of think

00:15:56.920 is a fact

00:15:57.960 is that

00:15:58.440 I'm

00:15:59.620 between 6'7 and 6'8

00:16:02.560 but like my brain

00:16:03.680 I think only really

00:16:04.680 is aware of like 6'5

00:16:06.420 so I have like an extra

00:16:07.880 like 2 inches

00:16:08.500 of my body

00:16:09.560 that just kind of

00:16:10.260 I'm a little

00:16:11.220 I'm not clumsy

00:16:11.920 but like

00:16:12.400 I'm good about 1.00

00:16:13.940 hitting my head on shit 1.00

00:16:15.060 hitting my arms on shit 1.00

00:16:16.200 breaking bones 1.00

00:16:16.980 like

00:16:17.380 I think I'm just like

00:16:18.500 a little bit

00:16:19.100 my brain hasn't caught up

00:16:20.160 to the height

00:16:20.700 I don't know if it ever will

00:16:22.180 wow that's fascinating man

00:16:24.900 I just

00:16:26.040 I didn't know

00:16:26.720 something like that

00:16:27.180 could happen to people

00:16:27.960 because

00:16:28.360 they say also

00:16:29.340 if you lose an arm somewhere

00:16:30.680 and you like 0.73

00:16:31.820 punch somebody 0.88

00:16:32.540 you can still 0.95

00:16:33.180 almost feel like

00:16:33.980 you're punching somebody 0.99

00:16:34.700 the phantom pain shit 1.00

00:16:35.500 is so interesting 1.00

00:16:36.120 to me

00:16:36.800 one of our old

00:16:37.800 tour bus drivers

00:16:38.980 just got his leg amputated

00:16:40.320 and it like

00:16:41.300 like I was just

00:16:42.000 really curious

00:16:42.660 and he's my boy

00:16:43.260 I said dude Keith

00:16:43.940 shout out to Keith

00:16:44.580 was he a smoker?

00:16:46.240 no he

00:16:46.720 he got a

00:16:47.380 like an infection

00:16:48.540 in his ankle or something

00:16:49.500 and just didn't treat it

00:16:51.000 and like

00:16:52.160 I guess enough time went by

00:16:54.080 where he had to

00:16:54.500 amputate his leg up to

00:16:55.460 like here

00:16:56.000 my upper thigh

00:16:57.140 he sent me a picture

00:16:57.820 it was crazy

00:16:58.540 but that's my boy

00:17:00.100 so I like wanted to

00:17:00.820 learn more about it

00:17:01.500 and like

00:17:01.720 it's really interesting

00:17:03.020 how that phantom pain

00:17:04.120 works

00:17:04.940 you know

00:17:05.520 yeah

00:17:05.940 phantom limb activity

00:17:08.720 yeah it's just amazing

00:17:09.860 your limb is like

00:17:10.640 yeah you think 1.00

00:17:11.300 I'm gone bitch 1.00

00:17:12.320 your brain 1.00

00:17:14.520 I can't even imagine 0.55

00:17:15.220 what my brain

00:17:15.600 what it would feel like man

00:17:16.520 I don't know

00:17:17.080 yeah it's crazy

00:17:18.080 so it starts to make you wonder

00:17:20.440 what different

00:17:21.280 interesting things

00:17:22.360 are there about our brain

00:17:23.620 because

00:17:24.020 bring up phantom pain

00:17:25.160 Zach

00:17:25.420 phantom pain is pain

00:17:29.600 that feels like

00:17:30.140 it's coming from

00:17:30.760 a body part

00:17:31.680 that's no longer there

00:17:32.880 doctors once believed

00:17:34.080 this post amputation

00:17:35.140 phenomenon was a

00:17:35.880 psychological problem

00:17:36.900 but experts now recognize

00:17:38.520 these real sensations

00:17:39.300 originate in the spinal cord

00:17:40.700 so it's like

00:17:41.100 you don't even have the arm

00:17:42.260 but like your

00:17:42.920 your cells are telling you 1.00

00:17:44.120 that there's some shit there 1.00

00:17:44.860 and it hurts 1.00

00:17:45.400 it just makes me wonder

00:17:47.820 like what our brain

00:17:48.840 can really do

00:17:49.720 like are we mad

00:17:50.480 because that's kind of 0.99

00:17:51.400 that's some wild shit 1.00

00:17:52.580 there's a lot of wild shit 1.00

00:17:54.840 man I swear to god 1.00

00:17:55.940 I was doing DMT earlier today

00:17:57.800 and I was like

00:17:58.420 today?

00:17:59.180 today yeah yeah

00:18:00.040 well with a pen

00:18:01.060 you can just hit it

00:18:01.640 and it's kind of casual

00:18:02.340 you know

00:18:02.700 and I was just thinking about it

00:18:03.900 I was like man like

00:18:04.740 I was looking at all my boys

00:18:06.480 I was kind of hung over

00:18:07.500 I wasn't like feeling perfect

00:18:08.620 and then I was like 0.99

00:18:09.500 like damn man 0.99

00:18:11.260 like this 0.99

00:18:11.700 is this good for me right now

00:18:13.340 or is this bad for me

00:18:14.040 my brain was just like

00:18:15.080 focusing on so many things

00:18:16.580 at once

00:18:17.040 and it's like

00:18:17.620 you know they say

00:18:18.620 you only use like

00:18:19.360 20% of your brain

00:18:20.320 or something

00:18:20.760 yeah

00:18:21.700 and I feel like

00:18:22.240 there's been moments

00:18:22.780 when I was on acid

00:18:23.980 where I was

00:18:24.580 I don't know

00:18:24.940 maybe it's just me

00:18:25.660 being all excited

00:18:26.380 or whatever

00:18:26.680 but I was like

00:18:27.080 oh I'm using that other

00:18:28.120 I'm using at least

00:18:29.180 another 5% right now

00:18:30.480 yeah yeah

00:18:30.780 when you find

00:18:32.320 extra gear

00:18:33.040 oh yeah dude

00:18:34.500 yeah I'm like 0.99

00:18:34.940 oh shit 0.97

00:18:35.660 oh god 0.99

00:18:36.880 I almost took way too much

00:18:38.780 of my antidepressant

00:18:41.380 on accident

00:18:41.940 I had like

00:18:42.500 hadn't taken it in two weeks

00:18:43.440 and I thought

00:18:44.220 I was taking like

00:18:44.880 just a half of a dose

00:18:46.280 but like

00:18:46.620 I grabbed the wrong one

00:18:47.740 and it was like

00:18:48.260 three times the normal dose

00:18:49.540 but I hadn't taken it in weeks

00:18:51.040 and I like

00:18:51.600 went like this weird

00:18:52.360 super saiyan mode

00:18:53.440 where I was like 1.00

00:18:54.060 thinking fast as shit 1.00

00:18:55.740 and I felt like a genius 1.00

00:18:56.760 bro

00:18:56.980 but it actually was good ideas

00:18:58.840 I actually planned out

00:18:59.660 a whole set for a tour

00:19:00.540 all this stuff

00:19:01.200 and I

00:19:02.900 my heart was racing

00:19:04.520 so like

00:19:04.960 I don't think

00:19:05.440 I'm gonna do it again

00:19:06.060 but I still was kind of

00:19:07.360 in like super saiyan mode

00:19:08.400 like yo

00:19:08.940 was it almost like an Adderall

00:19:12.340 or what was it

00:19:13.020 I mean like a super Adderall

00:19:14.940 I take Adderall every day

00:19:15.840 it was like a super

00:19:17.100 crazy Adderall

00:19:18.800 like my brain

00:19:19.680 it was like I had two brains

00:19:21.060 wow 0.75

00:19:21.960 it's crazy

00:19:22.440 it's lamotrigine

00:19:23.380 if you guys take lamotrigine

00:19:24.680 lamotrigine

00:19:27.040 lamotrigine

00:19:27.860 it's probably not healthy

00:19:28.680 to do it

00:19:29.840 but

00:19:30.160 if you ever really

00:19:31.700 need some inspiration

00:19:33.080 maybe try

00:19:33.680 weaning off

00:19:34.940 and then

00:19:35.260 busting a couple lamotes

00:19:36.740 wow

00:19:37.760 I take

00:19:38.260 I take

00:19:41.900 Lexapro

00:19:46.980 yeah

00:19:47.400 Lexapro 0.99

00:19:48.240 I'm a fucking 1.00

00:19:49.040 Lexapro 1.00

00:19:49.560 I take lamotrigine

00:19:50.560 and Trintelix

00:19:52.000 those are like my two

00:19:52.740 it's pretty similar

00:19:53.440 but yeah

00:19:54.240 I'm a Lexapro

00:19:55.040 you a Lexapro

00:19:55.860 you a Lexapro

00:19:56.040 I wonder if that'd be 1.00

00:19:57.020 a good fucking bar 0.99

00:19:57.720 you think 1.00

00:19:58.080 Lexapro

00:19:58.400 you a Lexapro

00:19:59.400 maybe not

00:20:00.720 I'm getting cookie

00:20:02.740 and nook

00:20:04.220 yeah

00:20:04.740 so much old book

00:20:06.680 what

00:20:08.440 alright so take me on this DMT

00:20:10.680 like you just hit the pen

00:20:11.620 so the pen

00:20:12.220 that thing will reorganize you

00:20:13.520 I had a man take me one time

00:20:15.220 a man and a woman

00:20:16.120 I met them at this smoothie shop

00:20:19.200 right

00:20:19.440 it was this dude

00:20:20.520 who's like a shaman

00:20:21.260 or like part time shaman

00:20:22.440 and his wife

00:20:23.980 and they took me back to their house

00:20:25.140 they had a DMT like pen

00:20:26.580 they were making them

00:20:27.300 in Maui

00:20:28.300 next thing you know

00:20:29.320 I'm sitting there

00:20:29.980 they had children and everything

00:20:31.120 they had a little bowl of

00:20:32.160 cashews or something

00:20:33.920 I remember

00:20:34.380 and next thing you know 0.99

00:20:35.920 bro I went into the damn 0.99

00:20:37.440 I was out there baby 1.00

00:20:39.800 I fucking just 0.99

00:20:40.560 just slipped off 0.99

00:20:41.780 you did the blast off

00:20:43.300 you did the blast off

00:20:44.200 cause yeah

00:20:44.600 if you hit it enough

00:20:45.500 it's crazy

00:20:46.160 if you get over that hill

00:20:47.420 it's like you go over to a hill

00:20:48.440 in the back of your head

00:20:49.540 and it's like

00:20:50.000 it's like going out of rock bottom

00:20:51.600 from Spongebob

00:20:52.520 but it's lit though

00:20:53.720 yeah

00:20:53.900 is that what you did today?

00:20:55.820 no no no

00:20:56.260 I wasn't going that hard

00:20:57.160 see I

00:20:57.700 I haven't been able to reach that

00:20:59.140 without like

00:20:59.660 actually smoking 0.99

00:21:00.440 the physical shit 1.00

00:21:01.720 and it's a lot harder 1.00

00:21:02.260 to get in the pens

00:21:03.160 yeah yeah

00:21:04.200 today it was just chill

00:21:05.220 I was trying to introduce

00:21:06.180 some of my friends to it

00:21:06.960 I was peer pressuring people

00:21:07.920 into doing it

00:21:08.500 yeah

00:21:08.820 I had to do it first

00:21:09.740 it's fun for

00:21:10.720 it's fun to see someone

00:21:11.580 do it the first time

00:21:12.520 cause they don't believe

00:21:14.300 it's going to happen

00:21:14.940 that was the thing

00:21:15.480 I couldn't believe it happened

00:21:17.520 it was like

00:21:18.280 a moving truck

00:21:19.240 showed up

00:21:20.060 full of like

00:21:21.220 stardust 1.00

00:21:22.280 and fucking 1.00

00:21:23.060 it was like 1.00

00:21:24.600 a LGBTQ 1.00

00:21:26.000 fucking 1.00

00:21:27.140 Royal Rumble 0.99

00:21:28.040 and like

00:21:29.220 a bunch of like

00:21:29.920 African drums

00:21:30.980 and everything

00:21:31.440 and they all showed up 0.99

00:21:32.540 and fucking helped 0.99

00:21:33.320 move all the furniture 0.99

00:21:34.320 out of the back

00:21:34.840 of my soul

00:21:35.380 can you

00:21:36.260 elaborate a little bit on

00:21:37.480 you said

00:21:37.800 LGBTQ

00:21:38.460 Royal Rumble

00:21:39.880 meaning

00:21:40.400 oh dude

00:21:41.380 it was

00:21:42.120 like the whole rainbow 1.00

00:21:43.920 was in that bitch 1.00

00:21:44.860 I mean 1.00

00:21:45.240 every

00:21:45.600 they had colors

00:21:46.440 that had never

00:21:47.020 even taken their coat off

00:21:48.240 yeah

00:21:48.700 okay

00:21:49.300 I mean

00:21:49.780 it was like

00:21:50.380 every

00:21:51.060 I mean

00:21:52.280 it was just

00:21:53.140 just Roy G. Bibb

00:21:55.020 you know

00:21:55.420 he was out

00:21:55.940 so it was colorful as hell

00:21:57.600 I thought you meant

00:21:58.400 there was like 0.99

00:21:58.920 like tranny dicks 1.00

00:21:59.820 flying 0.99

00:22:00.260 oh I'm not

00:22:01.400 I'm sure some stuff

00:22:02.200 was going on in the back

00:22:02.940 that I couldn't see

00:22:03.600 yeah guaranteed

00:22:03.760 guaranteed

00:22:04.180 it was behind

00:22:04.860 yeah

00:22:05.160 okay fair enough

00:22:06.000 every now and then

00:22:06.940 yeah you'd hear something

00:22:07.960 dude

00:22:08.260 you'd hear something squeal

00:22:09.400 you know

00:22:09.780 and you couldn't tell

00:22:12.040 the gender of it 0.99

00:22:12.980 shit was getting weird 0.98

00:22:14.080 you gotta be 0.99

00:22:14.440 you gotta be in a good mindset

00:22:15.520 because I remember

00:22:15.900 one of the first times

00:22:16.600 I ever did it

00:22:17.080 it was in Montana

00:22:17.840 I was living at this commune

00:22:19.380 and I was

00:22:20.160 it was my first time

00:22:22.560 ever trying it

00:22:23.120 and I was in his basement

00:22:24.600 and the

00:22:25.520 the landlord

00:22:26.520 was the one

00:22:27.080 who was putting me

00:22:27.480 on the DMT

00:22:28.040 it was the only drug

00:22:28.700 I was getting tested

00:22:29.380 all the time

00:22:29.880 because of my

00:22:30.260 my probation

00:22:30.920 and it was the only drug

00:22:32.400 that doesn't show up

00:22:33.240 and he was making it

00:22:35.280 in the kitchen every day 1.00

00:22:35.900 so I said fuck it 1.00

00:22:36.660 and he put on this 1.00

00:22:38.800 I was like oh let's

00:22:39.620 put on some chill music

00:22:40.400 I wanted to hear

00:22:41.300 some Mac DeMarco

00:22:42.160 or something

00:22:42.440 he puts on this

00:22:43.620 tribal drums 0.99

00:22:45.660 and squealing and shit 1.00

00:22:48.380 and I was just like 0.98

00:22:49.280 man I was in a weird place

00:22:50.800 bro

00:22:51.060 I had a great first trip

00:22:52.620 but it was like

00:22:53.840 tripping

00:22:55.620 in my whole space

00:22:57.120 in my head 1.00

00:22:57.620 seeing all this shit 1.00

00:22:58.460 and then I'll wake up 1.00

00:22:59.200 a little bit

00:22:59.560 and I hear like

00:22:59.960 that's not kind of racist

00:23:03.200 didn't it

00:23:03.620 just kind of like

00:23:04.340 you know what I'm saying 0.99

00:23:05.280 it's like weird ass 0.76

00:23:06.620 noises 0.75

00:23:07.600 you know

00:23:08.560 it wasn't even singing

00:23:09.940 it was like

00:23:10.780 strings playing

00:23:12.220 that type of melody

00:23:13.880 and banging drums 0.98

00:23:15.660 and all this shit 0.97

00:23:16.420 and I was like 0.99

00:23:16.920 man it was just not

00:23:17.880 nothing about it

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00:26:32.560 and so

00:26:33.760 there was

00:26:34.020 that nerve

00:26:34.500 wracking

00:26:34.760 and then

00:26:35.140 did you

00:26:35.540 feel

00:26:36.080 if you're

00:26:36.940 you're

00:26:37.180 so you're

00:26:37.500 living

00:26:37.780 with that

00:26:38.140 man

00:26:38.420 I was

00:26:39.420 living

00:26:39.580 with that

00:26:39.860 man

00:26:40.020 I was

00:26:40.220 living

00:26:40.340 with 14

00:26:40.840 people

00:26:41.140 in a

00:26:41.400 three

00:26:41.800 bedroom

00:26:42.100 home

00:26:42.400 and you

00:26:43.680 guys

00:26:43.820 were probably

00:26:44.200 smoking

00:26:44.560 weed

00:26:44.860 huh

00:26:45.080 I

00:26:45.700 couldn't

00:26:45.980 do

00:26:46.120 that 1.00

00:26:46.360 shit 1.00

00:26:46.620 oh 1.00

00:26:46.820 because

00:26:46.900 you're

00:26:47.000 on

00:26:47.060 probation

00:26:47.380 yep

00:26:47.820 so

00:26:48.060 what

00:26:48.360 were

00:26:48.520 you

00:26:48.560 trying

00:26:48.840 to save

00:26:49.140 money

00:26:49.380 or was

00:26:49.620 it

00:26:49.700 like

00:26:49.820 a

00:26:49.940 religious

00:26:50.200 thing

00:26:50.600 well

00:26:50.960 I

00:26:51.160 was

00:26:51.320 there

00:26:51.520 because

00:26:52.320 oh

00:26:52.960 this

00:26:53.200 is

00:26:53.340 perfect

00:26:53.620 bros

00:26:53.860 I

00:26:54.000 heard

00:26:54.220 you

00:26:54.340 were

00:26:54.480 in a

00:26:54.640 cult

00:26:55.040 I

00:26:55.980 was

00:26:56.100 yeah

00:26:56.460 all right

00:26:56.800 we'll get

00:26:57.160 to that

00:26:57.380 in a sec

00:26:57.720 so

00:26:57.960 so

00:26:58.200 so what

00:26:58.580 happened

00:26:58.780 with me

00:26:59.200 was

00:26:59.520 I

00:27:00.080 was

00:27:01.480 arrested

00:27:03.540 in Georgia

00:27:04.040 for some 1.00

00:27:04.360 dumb 1.00

00:27:04.580 shit 1.00

00:27:04.840 I was 0.99

00:27:05.420 wrong

00:27:05.740 place

00:27:05.960 wrong

00:27:06.160 time

00:27:06.580 yeah

00:27:06.760 friend's

00:27:07.640 house

00:27:07.860 but I

00:27:08.080 got

00:27:08.160 I

00:27:08.360 literally

00:27:08.660 got

00:27:08.820 charged

00:27:09.120 with

00:27:09.340 two

00:27:10.120 charges

00:27:10.460 of breaking

00:27:10.780 and entering

00:27:11.240 two

00:27:11.740 charges

00:27:12.100 of criminal

00:27:12.700 trespassing

00:27:13.380 and then

00:27:14.420 like

00:27:19.380 so I got

00:27:19.760 all these 1.00

00:27:20.000 goddamn 1.00

00:27:20.480 charges 0.99

00:27:20.960 for this 1.00

00:27:21.340 bullshit 1.00

00:27:21.660 that like 1.00

00:27:21.980 we were

00:27:22.280 just

00:27:22.460 wrong

00:27:22.880 place

00:27:23.040 wrong

00:27:23.160 time

00:27:23.520 and I

00:27:24.520 got

00:27:24.780 basically

00:27:25.200 they

00:27:25.960 realized

00:27:26.300 that they

00:27:26.560 had 1.00

00:27:26.700 fucked 0.99

00:27:26.860 up 0.99

00:27:27.700 the

00:27:28.540 local

00:27:29.000 police

00:27:29.460 did

00:27:29.820 so then

00:27:30.480 the

00:27:30.620 judge

00:27:30.820 gave

00:27:31.020 me

00:27:31.100 a

00:27:31.240 plea

00:27:31.420 deal

00:27:31.720 where

00:27:31.860 everything

00:27:32.260 would

00:27:32.460 get

00:27:32.560 dropped

00:27:32.980 except

00:27:33.600 for one

00:27:34.100 misdemeanor

00:27:34.660 did you

00:27:35.300 get to

00:27:35.480 pick

00:27:35.620 which

00:27:35.780 one

00:27:35.980 or the

00:27:36.180 judge

00:27:36.380 kept

00:27:36.620 it

00:27:36.820 he

00:27:37.180 kept

00:27:37.620 it

00:27:37.720 it

00:27:37.840 was

00:27:38.000 criminal

00:27:38.600 trespassing

00:27:39.240 I

00:27:39.780 got

00:27:39.960 another

00:27:40.440 one

00:27:40.680 two

00:27:40.960 years

00:27:41.160 later

00:27:41.380 in

00:27:41.720 Georgia

00:27:42.120 for

00:27:42.560 breaking

00:27:42.800 into

00:27:43.000 a

00:27:43.140 tire

00:27:43.340 store

00:27:43.640 that's

00:27:43.860 a whole

00:27:44.020 different

00:27:44.260 so don't

00:27:44.760 go to

00:27:45.020 Georgia

00:27:45.580 is

00:27:45.780 kind of

00:27:46.020 the

00:27:46.120 place

00:27:46.320 where

00:27:47.060 I 1.00

00:27:47.300 fuck 1.00

00:27:48.100 up 1.00

00:27:48.360 anyways

00:27:49.220 I

00:27:49.800 had a

00:27:52.980 good

00:27:53.140 friend

00:27:53.520 from high

00:27:54.080 school

00:27:54.320 who

00:27:54.700 managed

00:27:55.100 a

00:27:55.240 thrift

00:27:55.460 shop

00:27:55.820 in

00:27:56.500 Bozeman

00:27:57.340 Montana

00:27:57.760 and I

00:27:58.720 was like

00:27:58.900 I need

00:27:59.120 to get

00:27:59.300 away

00:27:59.520 from

00:27:59.700 all my

00:27:59.960 friends

00:28:00.180 back home

00:28:00.620 in

00:28:00.720 Minnesota

00:28:01.140 they're

00:28:01.780 going to

00:28:02.820 convince

00:28:03.180 me to

00:28:03.520 do

00:28:03.640 drugs

00:28:03.900 or

00:28:04.020 something

00:28:04.200 so I

00:28:04.640 just

00:28:05.080 drove

00:28:05.820 out

00:28:06.100 brought

00:28:06.380 my

00:28:06.760 boy

00:28:06.960 Preston

00:28:07.460 I

00:28:07.580 was like

00:28:07.780 bro

00:28:07.880 just

00:28:08.040 come

00:28:08.200 with

00:28:08.340 me

00:28:08.500 and

00:28:08.700 he

00:28:08.820 ended

00:28:08.960 up

00:28:09.100 moving

00:28:09.300 there

00:28:09.480 after

00:28:09.600 that

00:28:09.800 because

00:28:09.940 it

00:28:10.040 is

00:28:10.180 a

00:28:10.260 beautiful

00:28:10.440 place

00:28:10.780 but

00:28:11.620 yeah

00:28:11.840 I

00:28:12.560 moved

00:28:12.780 into

00:28:12.940 this

00:28:13.120 house

00:28:13.440 and

00:28:13.600 he

00:28:13.680 gave

00:28:13.820 us

00:28:13.980 a

00:28:14.120 room

00:28:14.360 with

00:28:14.540 like

00:28:14.660 three

00:28:14.800 mattresses

00:28:15.500 and

00:28:15.640 then

00:28:15.860 I

00:28:38.200 went

00:28:39.600 home

00:28:39.960 and

00:28:41.120 was

00:28:41.380 everybody

00:28:42.640 there

00:28:43.020 doing

00:28:43.260 community

00:28:43.520 service

00:28:43.740 is it

00:28:44.060 kind

00:28:44.200 of

00:28:44.280 a

00:28:44.400 halfway

00:28:44.700 house

00:28:44.900 for

00:28:45.000 people

00:28:45.140 doing

00:28:45.320 community

00:28:45.600 service

00:28:45.880 no

00:28:46.120 no

00:28:46.340 not

00:28:46.760 at

00:28:46.860 all

00:28:47.000 it

00:28:47.320 was

00:28:47.440 literally

00:28:47.700 just

00:28:47.900 a bunch

00:28:48.100 of 0.98

00:28:48.220 goons

00:28:48.520 and I

00:28:48.840 I

00:28:49.120 was

00:28:49.280 the

00:28:49.400 one

00:28:49.620 kid

00:28:49.800 that

00:28:49.920 had

00:28:50.020 to

00:28:50.120 do

00:28:50.220 community

00:28:50.480 service

00:28:50.780 so

00:28:51.100 they

00:28:51.220 were

00:28:51.340 all

00:28:51.540 going

00:28:51.680 on

00:28:51.840 hikes

00:28:52.300 and going

00:28:52.640 on

00:28:52.860 trips

00:28:53.280 and doing

00:28:53.540 all their

00:28:53.740 cool 0.99

00:28:53.980 shit 1.00

00:28:54.240 and I 0.99

00:28:54.460 was

00:28:54.640 like

00:28:54.900 every

00:28:55.380 day

00:28:55.540 had

00:28:55.640 to

00:28:55.740 but

00:28:55.980 but

00:28:56.140 here

00:28:56.740 was

00:28:56.840 the

00:28:56.940 part

00:29:08.200 so

00:29:08.440 that's

00:29:08.660 why

00:29:08.820 I

00:29:08.940 was

00:29:09.080 not

00:29:09.260 on

00:29:09.420 any

00:29:09.820 I

00:29:10.020 wasn't

00:29:10.200 drinking

00:29:10.460 I

00:29:10.600 wasn't

00:29:10.740 any

00:29:10.920 of

00:29:11.000 that 1.00

00:29:11.140 shit 1.00

00:29:11.380 I 0.99

00:29:12.000 just

00:29:12.400 played

00:29:12.700 it

00:29:12.820 safe

00:29:13.100 just

00:29:14.460 10

00:29:14.840 hours

00:29:15.340 a day

00:29:15.660 I

00:29:15.780 did

00:29:16.220 DMT

00:29:16.680 but

00:29:16.880 besides

00:29:17.460 that

00:29:17.820 10

00:29:18.380 hours

00:29:18.600 a day

00:29:18.880 community

00:29:19.200 service

00:29:19.720 and

00:29:20.540 what

00:29:20.880 was

00:29:21.000 the

00:29:21.080 community

00:29:21.300 service

00:29:21.580 you

00:29:21.680 were

00:29:21.760 doing

00:29:21.980 I

00:29:22.300 was

00:29:22.360 working

00:29:22.500 at

00:29:22.620 thrift

00:29:22.820 shop

00:29:23.220 it

00:29:24.560 wasn't

00:29:24.760 bad

00:29:24.960 there's

00:29:25.180 really

00:29:25.360 nice

00:29:25.700 ladies 0.99

00:29:26.360 which

00:29:26.960 is

00:29:27.160 every

00:29:27.440 shop

00:29:27.760 in

00:29:27.900 Bozeman

00:29:28.220 I

00:29:28.380 feel

00:29:28.520 like

00:29:28.660 yeah

00:29:28.880 I

00:29:29.380 I

00:29:29.980 did

00:29:30.140 that

00:29:30.420 and

00:29:30.560 then

00:29:30.660 I

00:29:30.740 also

00:29:31.040 did

00:29:31.420 this

00:29:31.840 was

00:29:32.000 interesting

00:29:32.400 so

00:29:32.740 the

00:29:33.080 he's

00:29:35.220 on

00:29:35.400 like

00:29:35.580 the

00:29:35.760 board

00:29:36.220 of

00:29:36.460 the

00:29:36.820 like

00:29:37.520 one

00:29:37.800 of

00:29:37.880 the

00:29:38.000 chairs

00:29:38.400 of

00:29:38.620 the

00:29:38.900 whole

00:29:39.080 city

00:29:39.480 I

00:29:39.740 don't

00:29:39.840 know

00:29:39.940 it

00:29:40.020 was

00:29:40.080 Billy

00:29:40.480 he

00:29:40.680 was

00:29:40.800 a

00:29:41.000 councilman

00:29:41.480 something

00:29:42.180 like

00:29:42.440 that

00:29:42.720 but

00:29:42.880 he

00:29:42.960 also

00:29:43.320 owned

00:29:43.640 the

00:29:43.840 local

00:29:44.080 sex

00:29:44.380 shop

00:29:44.700 and

00:29:44.860 it

00:29:44.960 was

00:29:45.060 this

00:29:45.320 interesting

00:29:45.740 little

00:29:45.980 combo

00:29:46.440 where

00:29:46.680 I

00:29:46.780 was

00:29:46.900 kind

00:29:47.820 of

00:29:47.880 helping

00:29:48.100 out

00:29:48.240 at

00:29:48.400 the

00:29:48.460 sex 0.99

00:29:48.700 shop

00:29:48.920 but

00:29:51.580 I

00:29:51.680 was

00:29:51.800 doing

00:29:53.640 this

00:29:59.380 single

00:29:59.640 hour

00:29:59.860 I

00:29:59.980 could

00:30:00.100 get

00:30:00.380 because

00:30:00.920 I

00:30:01.020 did

00:30:01.160 not

00:30:01.400 want

00:30:01.560 to

00:30:01.620 go

00:30:01.700 to

00:30:01.840 jail

00:30:02.020 at

00:30:02.120 all

00:30:02.260 that

00:30:02.400 was

00:30:02.520 like

00:30:02.640 right

00:30:02.820 when

00:30:02.960 I

00:30:03.080 started

00:30:03.280 popping

00:30:03.560 off

00:30:03.840 with

00:30:03.960 music

00:30:04.240 and I

00:30:04.460 was

00:30:04.540 like

00:30:04.640 dog

00:30:04.860 I

00:30:04.980 cannot

00:30:05.240 man

00:30:06.280 so

00:30:06.880 do you

00:30:07.180 think

00:30:07.340 it

00:30:29.380 just

00:30:30.480 for

00:30:31.160 credibility

00:30:32.140 yeah

00:30:32.520 it

00:30:32.600 is

00:30:32.700 for

00:30:32.820 clout

00:30:33.480 just

00:30:33.660 have

00:30:33.860 a

00:30:33.960 little

00:30:34.060 bit

00:30:34.200 of

00:30:34.320 cell

00:30:35.140 clout

00:30:35.480 you

00:30:35.640 know

00:30:35.840 no

00:30:36.400 no

00:30:36.720 I

00:30:37.180 got

00:30:37.360 the

00:30:37.500 charges

00:30:37.840 man

00:30:38.180 and I

00:30:38.620 beat

00:30:38.780 them 0.97

00:30:38.940 I

00:30:39.100 think

00:30:39.220 that's

00:30:39.900 cell

00:30:40.360 clout

00:30:40.560 right

00:30:40.760 there

00:30:40.960 that's

00:30:41.200 a win

00:30:41.660 that's

00:30:41.860 a win

00:30:42.180 so

00:30:44.360 I

00:30:44.600 noticed

00:30:44.840 also

00:30:45.080 at

00:30:45.240 your

00:30:45.360 show

00:30:45.680 so

00:30:46.220 do

00:30:48.900 you

00:30:49.080 think

00:30:49.440 of

00:30:49.620 yourself

00:30:50.000 what

00:30:50.600 do

00:30:50.720 you

00:30:50.780 yeah

00:30:50.920 what

00:30:51.100 do

00:30:51.180 you

00:30:51.280 kind

00:30:51.440 of

00:30:51.600 what

00:30:52.040 what

00:30:52.440 is

00:30:53.200 your

00:30:53.380 genre

00:30:53.860 like

00:30:54.180 your

00:30:54.300 kind

00:30:54.520 of

00:30:54.620 space

00:30:59.380 it's

00:30:59.820 also

00:31:00.100 about

00:31:00.540 kind

00:31:00.780 of

00:31:00.880 an

00:31:01.040 energy

00:31:01.540 and

00:31:01.820 ambiance

00:31:02.820 you

00:31:03.460 know

00:31:03.620 there's

00:31:03.900 this

00:31:04.120 romantic

00:31:04.800 kind

00:31:05.220 of

00:31:05.340 side

00:31:05.780 to

00:31:06.080 it

00:31:06.260 all

00:31:06.680 and

00:31:08.760 it's

00:31:08.960 not

00:31:09.120 like

00:31:09.300 traditional

00:31:09.840 music

00:31:10.180 it's

00:31:10.320 not

00:31:10.440 like

00:31:10.600 instruments

00:31:11.340 really

00:31:11.840 so

00:31:12.660 like

00:31:12.960 where

00:31:13.140 do

00:31:13.240 you

00:31:13.340 kind

00:31:13.540 of

00:31:13.660 like

00:31:14.000 is

00:31:15.160 it

00:31:15.300 do

00:31:15.940 you

00:31:16.060 does

00:31:16.280 that

00:31:16.440 feel

00:31:16.580 challenging

00:31:17.180 to

00:31:17.420 kind

00:31:17.600 of

00:31:17.720 keep

00:31:18.000 it's

00:31:18.280 almost

00:31:18.480 like

00:31:18.700 a

00:31:18.960 like

00:31:20.000 what

00:31:20.260 kind

00:31:20.440 of

00:31:20.560 genre

00:31:20.920 would

00:31:21.100 you

00:31:21.180 put

00:31:21.340 it

00:31:21.420 in

00:31:21.520 I

00:31:21.580 mean

00:31:21.700 you

00:31:22.020 could

00:31:22.140 say

00:31:22.300 rap

00:31:22.640 of

00:31:29.380 I

00:31:30.940 mean

00:31:31.080 the

00:31:31.260 show

00:31:31.640 is

00:31:31.960 definitely

00:31:32.560 like

00:31:32.900 you

00:31:33.660 know

00:31:33.940 cinematic

00:31:34.600 we

00:31:35.000 try to

00:31:35.260 do

00:31:35.380 a lot

00:31:35.660 of

00:31:35.780 like

00:31:35.940 theatrics

00:31:36.540 with

00:31:36.760 the

00:31:36.920 show

00:31:37.180 and

00:31:37.320 make

00:31:37.480 it

00:31:37.600 crazy

00:31:38.000 my

00:31:38.920 music

00:31:39.180 style

00:31:39.540 itself

00:31:40.180 I

00:31:42.760 mean

00:31:42.880 I've

00:31:43.040 tried

00:31:43.180 a lot

00:31:43.420 of

00:31:43.500 different

00:31:43.680 beats

00:31:43.900 but

00:31:44.020 I

00:31:44.080 think

00:31:44.180 like

00:31:44.340 the

00:31:44.560 majority

00:31:44.960 of

00:31:45.100 them

00:31:45.220 are

00:31:45.320 like

00:31:45.580 sample

00:31:46.200 trap

00:31:46.700 beats

00:31:46.960 someone

00:31:47.480 once

00:31:47.800 described

00:31:48.160 it

00:31:48.320 as

00:31:48.460 New

00:31:48.680 Memphis

00:31:49.080 I

00:31:49.400 thought

00:31:49.520 that

00:31:49.700 was

00:31:49.840 badass

00:31:50.220 basically 0.81

00:31:51.100 like

00:31:51.320 through

00:31:51.480 the

00:31:51.720 three

00:31:52.020 six

00:31:52.200 mafia

00:31:52.600 you

00:31:53.800 know

00:31:53.940 I

00:31:54.280 loved

00:31:54.560 so

00:31:55.740 yeah

00:31:56.940 man

00:31:57.180 I

00:31:57.300 mean

00:31:57.420 my

00:31:57.600 music

00:31:57.940 is

00:31:58.200 just

00:31:58.560 it's

00:31:58.940 just

00:31:59.220 samples

00:31:59.920 that I

00:32:00.300 love

00:32:00.920 and

00:32:02.100 banging

00:32:03.420 808s

00:32:04.780 and then

00:32:05.060 I spit

00:32:05.760 just what

00:32:06.180 comes to

00:32:06.560 mind

00:32:06.920 which is

00:32:07.500 you know

00:32:08.160 it's

00:32:08.740 fun

00:32:09.100 yeah

00:32:09.820 here's

00:32:10.280 what I'm

00:32:10.480 realizing

00:32:10.760 finally

00:32:11.100 it's

00:32:11.380 more

00:32:11.720 about

00:32:12.060 you

00:32:12.380 it's

00:32:12.560 like

00:32:12.680 I

00:32:12.820 go

00:32:13.140 because

00:32:13.540 I

00:32:13.700 want

00:32:13.840 to

00:32:13.920 be

00:32:14.020 a

00:32:14.160 part

00:32:14.320 of

00:32:14.440 your

00:32:14.620 world

00:32:15.260 that's

00:32:16.140 what

00:32:16.220 I

00:32:16.320 kind

00:32:16.500 of

00:32:16.580 realize

00:32:16.900 I

00:32:17.080 think

00:32:17.380 it's

00:32:17.920 not

00:32:18.140 like

00:32:18.460 yes

00:32:19.420 yes

00:32:19.920 the music

00:32:20.360 is

00:32:20.560 great

00:32:20.800 and

00:32:21.140 you

00:32:21.480 get

00:32:21.700 attracted

00:32:22.080 to

00:32:22.280 the

00:32:22.400 beach

00:32:22.560 and

00:32:22.660 everything

00:32:22.780 but

00:32:22.940 I

00:32:23.040 kind

00:32:23.200 of

00:32:23.280 want

00:32:23.440 to

00:32:23.560 see

00:32:23.880 what

00:32:24.500 is

00:32:24.680 gravy

00:32:24.920 putting

00:32:25.240 together

00:32:25.640 for me

00:32:26.240 like

00:32:26.940 you

00:32:27.080 it

00:32:27.320 really

00:32:27.580 is

00:32:27.900 like

00:32:28.080 you're

00:32:28.440 mixing

00:32:28.740 something

00:32:29.160 up

00:32:29.520 you know

00:32:30.320 I

00:32:30.480 really

00:32:30.700 feel like

00:32:31.020 you're

00:32:31.160 in the

00:32:31.400 kitchen

00:32:31.500 like

00:32:31.600 literally

00:32:31.940 in the

00:32:32.260 kitchen

00:32:32.480 you know

00:32:32.740 that's

00:32:32.900 kind of

00:32:33.100 how I

00:32:33.280 feel

00:32:33.500 when I'm

00:32:33.960 with

00:32:34.960 your

00:32:35.460 whole

00:32:35.700 world

00:32:36.100 you know

00:32:36.560 so what

00:32:37.900 do you

00:32:38.060 see

00:32:38.200 like

00:32:38.380 that

00:32:38.560 moving

00:32:38.800 forward

00:32:39.120 from

00:32:39.280 music

00:32:39.440 like

00:32:39.680 do

00:32:39.860 you

00:32:40.040 see

00:32:40.500 like

00:32:40.960 because

00:32:41.820 yeah

00:32:42.120 you're

00:32:42.320 kind

00:32:42.500 of

00:32:42.700 like

00:32:43.140 you

00:32:43.320 I

00:32:43.600 know

00:32:43.740 you

00:32:43.860 did

00:32:43.980 a

00:32:44.160 you

00:32:44.500 guys

00:32:44.700 you

00:32:44.900 did

00:32:45.080 like

00:32:45.240 a

00:32:45.400 collab

00:32:45.760 or

00:32:45.860 like

00:32:45.980 a

00:32:46.120 sample

00:32:46.300 with

00:32:46.460 little

00:32:46.620 Wayne

00:32:46.920 I

00:32:47.080 remember

00:32:47.440 and

00:32:49.580 you

00:32:49.740 like

00:32:50.020 at

00:32:50.400 the

00:32:50.560 show

00:32:50.780 you

00:32:50.940 have

00:32:51.100 Draco

00:32:51.460 out

00:32:51.720 there

00:32:51.860 you

00:32:52.020 have 1.00

00:32:52.280 fucking 1.00

00:32:52.560 Jesse 1.00

00:32:52.860 McCartney

00:32:53.300 which

00:32:53.480 was

00:32:53.640 so 0.99

00:32:53.960 ridiculous 0.99

00:32:54.540 dude 0.99

00:32:54.800 everybody's

00:32:55.180 like

00:32:55.340 you're

00:32:55.760 just

00:32:55.860 going

00:32:56.080 to

00:32:56.200 all

00:32:56.340 these

00:32:56.500 different

00:32:56.760 little

00:32:56.960 levels

00:32:57.260 you're

00:32:57.460 just

00:32:57.560 having

00:32:57.720 such

00:32:57.940 a

00:32:58.040 good

00:32:58.180 time

00:32:58.620 what

00:32:59.240 do

00:32:59.300 you

00:32:59.400 see

00:32:59.840 like

00:33:00.080 is

00:33:00.780 that

00:33:00.920 kind

00:33:01.100 of

00:33:01.200 tough

00:33:01.440 to

00:33:01.620 keep

00:33:01.860 up

00:33:02.080 do

00:33:02.220 you

00:33:02.340 feel

00:33:02.600 like

00:33:02.960 that

00:33:03.780 you're

00:33:04.240 finding

00:33:04.620 your

00:33:04.820 groove

00:33:05.020 even

00:33:05.280 better

00:33:05.660 with

00:33:05.900 being

00:33:06.140 kind

00:33:06.420 of

00:33:06.660 surprising

00:33:09.120 people

00:33:09.520 like

00:33:09.780 that

00:33:10.020 like

00:33:10.260 does

00:33:11.060 any

00:33:11.220 of

00:33:11.300 this

00:33:11.400 make

00:33:11.560 any

00:33:11.740 sense

00:33:12.020 kind

00:33:12.260 of

00:33:12.320 I

00:33:12.400 love

00:33:12.620 it

00:33:12.760 I

00:33:12.880 love

00:33:13.040 it

00:33:13.160 I

00:33:13.480 think

00:33:13.980 one

00:33:14.160 of

00:33:14.240 my

00:33:14.400 best

00:33:14.940 qualities

00:33:15.300 but

00:33:15.480 also

00:33:15.720 like

00:33:15.940 sort

00:33:16.140 of

00:33:16.740 you

00:33:16.880 know

00:33:17.100 stressful

00:33:17.740 qualities

00:33:18.560 of mine

00:33:18.840 is

00:33:19.000 like

00:33:19.160 I

00:33:19.540 love

00:33:19.920 making

00:33:20.180 friends

00:33:20.580 and

00:33:20.720 keeping

00:33:21.020 in

00:33:21.220 touch

00:33:21.360 with

00:33:21.500 people

00:33:21.780 so

00:33:21.980 everybody

00:33:22.700 I

00:33:22.940 meet

00:33:23.200 like

00:33:23.540 if

00:33:23.700 I 1.00

00:33:23.800 fuck 1.00

00:33:24.440 with 1.00

00:33:24.580 them

00:33:24.760 I'm

00:33:25.380 gonna

00:33:25.460 keep

00:33:25.600 in

00:33:25.740 touch

00:33:26.100 we're

00:33:26.240 gonna

00:33:26.320 keep

00:33:26.460 working

00:33:26.760 on

00:33:26.920 stuff

00:33:27.240 like

00:33:27.380 Jesse

00:33:27.540 McCartney

00:33:27.900 I met

00:33:28.120 like

00:33:28.380 two or

00:33:29.360 three years

00:33:29.740 ago

00:33:29.980 and I

00:33:30.160 was

00:33:30.240 like

00:33:30.360 bro

00:33:30.560 like

00:33:30.760 pop

00:33:31.040 out

00:33:31.460 same

00:33:32.040 with

00:33:32.160 soldier

00:33:32.380 boy

00:33:32.720 so

00:33:35.440 I

00:33:35.640 think

00:33:35.820 just

00:33:36.040 like

00:33:36.320 keeping

00:33:36.600 in

00:33:36.840 touch

00:33:37.240 is

00:33:37.880 sort

00:33:38.040 of

00:33:38.120 the

00:33:38.240 Midwest

00:33:38.620 in

00:33:38.840 me

00:33:39.220 and

00:33:39.500 like

00:33:39.660 wanting

00:33:39.940 to

00:33:40.060 like

00:33:40.300 you

00:33:40.440 know

00:33:40.580 give

00:33:41.040 these

00:33:41.160 people

00:33:41.400 a

00:33:41.560 shine

00:33:41.900 if

00:33:42.060 they

00:33:42.160 haven't

00:33:42.320 had

00:33:42.460 one

00:33:42.560 in

00:33:52.700 with

00:33:52.940 a

00:33:53.040 couple

00:33:53.160 other

00:33:53.340 rappers

00:33:53.580 in

00:33:53.700 my

00:33:53.820 space

00:33:54.180 but

00:33:54.780 like

00:33:54.920 usually

00:33:55.100 if

00:33:55.220 I

00:33:55.300 get

00:33:55.400 a

00:33:55.520 feature

00:33:55.780 it's

00:33:56.100 just

00:33:56.320 an

00:33:56.500 artist

00:33:56.720 that

00:33:56.920 I

00:33:57.080 really

00:33:57.320 like

00:33:57.700 that

00:33:57.900 I

00:33:58.040 want

00:33:58.240 to

00:33:58.320 have

00:33:58.460 on

00:33:58.540 my

00:33:58.680 album

00:33:58.920 my

00:33:59.120 fans

00:33:59.500 are

00:33:59.640 like

00:33:59.900 these

00:34:00.300 called

00:34:00.560 fans

00:34:00.940 that

00:34:01.140 like

00:34:01.300 they

00:34:01.400 don't

00:34:01.500 really

00:34:01.660 care

00:34:02.020 who

00:34:02.940 the

00:34:03.080 feature

00:34:03.360 is

00:34:03.560 they

00:34:03.660 just

00:34:03.760 want

00:34:03.860 to

00:34:04.020 listen

00:34:04.040 to

00:34:04.100 my

00:34:04.240 music

00:34:04.560 so

00:34:04.920 like

00:34:05.140 I

00:34:05.300 mean

00:34:05.420 in

00:34:05.500 the

00:34:05.580 past

00:34:05.780 I've

00:34:05.900 had

00:34:06.000 Young

00:34:06.200 Dolph

00:34:06.740 R.I.P.

00:34:07.340 I've

00:34:08.220 had

00:34:08.680 Juicy J

00:34:09.740 I've

00:34:10.260 had

00:34:10.380 a lot

00:34:10.560 of

00:34:10.700 artists

00:34:11.000 that

00:34:11.140 I

00:34:11.300 love

00:34:11.780 that

00:34:12.380 will 0.99

00:34:12.500 kill 1.00

00:34:12.700 it 1.00

00:34:12.800 on

00:34:12.920 the

00:34:13.040 track

00:34:13.360 and

00:34:13.500 people

00:34:13.720 will

00:34:13.940 become

00:34:14.400 hip

00:34:14.600 to

00:34:14.740 them

00:34:15.100 just

00:34:16.940 because

00:34:17.180 I

00:34:17.420 love

00:34:17.620 those

00:34:17.840 artists

00:34:18.220 so

00:34:18.720 I've

00:34:19.280 been

00:34:19.380 thinking

00:34:19.600 about

00:34:19.820 in

00:34:20.200 the

00:34:20.320 future

00:34:20.620 who

00:34:20.780 I

00:34:20.880 want

00:34:21.000 to

00:34:21.100 collab

00:34:21.380 with

00:34:21.740 it's

00:34:22.740 almost

00:34:22.880 like

00:34:23.020 a

00:34:23.120 podcast

00:34:23.400 it's

00:34:23.600 almost

00:34:23.740 like

00:34:23.880 you

00:34:23.980 bring

00:34:24.160 people

00:34:24.440 on

00:34:24.860 for

00:34:25.580 an

00:34:25.720 episode

00:34:26.040 that

00:34:26.640 you

00:34:26.820 like

00:34:27.020 spending

00:34:27.220 time

00:34:27.560 with

00:34:27.900 and

00:34:28.600 as

00:34:29.880 you're

00:34:30.020 saying

00:34:30.240 that

00:34:30.400 it

00:34:30.500 makes

00:34:30.640 me

00:34:30.780 feel

00:34:30.960 like

00:34:31.140 that

00:34:31.360 you

00:34:31.500 know

00:34:31.600 a little

00:34:31.840 bit

00:34:32.180 and

00:34:33.220 you

00:34:33.360 are

00:34:33.540 like

00:34:33.720 that

00:34:33.880 man

00:34:34.020 I'll

00:34:34.160 say

00:34:34.300 that

00:34:34.460 anytime

00:34:34.900 you

00:34:35.160 come

00:34:35.320 in

00:34:35.420 town

00:34:35.520 that

00:34:35.620 you're

00:34:35.740 shooting

00:34:36.000 something 0.50

00:34:36.280 you've

00:34:36.540 always

00:34:36.880 invited

00:34:37.380 me

00:34:37.580 out

00:34:37.720 to be

00:34:37.880 a part

00:34:38.100 of

00:34:38.180 the

00:34:38.280 shoot

00:34:38.480 man 0.99

00:34:38.780 yeah

00:34:39.300 bro

00:34:39.560 it's

00:34:39.740 so nice

00:34:40.120 of you

00:34:40.380 bro

00:34:40.600 of course

00:34:40.980 you always

00:34:44.780 kind of feel

00:34:45.260 me in what's

00:34:45.780 going on

00:34:46.160 you know

00:34:46.460 you do

00:34:46.800 do a good

00:34:47.200 job

00:34:47.440 of that

00:34:47.780 it's

00:34:48.160 hard

00:34:48.340 it's

00:34:48.480 a lot

00:34:48.620 of pressure

00:34:48.940 too

00:34:49.200 probably

00:34:49.640 you get

00:34:50.540 a lot

00:34:50.720 of text

00:34:51.020 yeah

00:34:51.680 I do

00:34:51.920 get

00:34:52.060 a lot

00:34:52.240 yeah

00:34:52.480 that's

00:34:53.140 that's

00:34:53.420 the issue

00:34:53.740 with it

00:34:54.040 with the

00:34:54.280 keeping

00:34:54.440 in touch

00:34:54.720 everybody's

00:34:55.060 my

00:34:55.200 texture

00:34:55.480 I was

00:34:55.680 blown

00:34:55.860 up

00:34:56.100 and I'm

00:34:56.300 like

00:34:56.400 you know

00:34:57.000 I don't

00:34:57.180 want to

00:34:57.540 curb

00:34:57.800 anybody

00:34:58.060 so

00:34:58.460 so

00:34:58.800 I keep

00:34:59.260 in touch

00:34:59.640 but

00:34:59.940 I'm

00:35:01.060 curious

00:35:01.320 man

00:35:01.580 like

00:35:01.820 like

00:35:02.260 should I

00:35:03.100 I got

00:35:03.420 something

00:35:03.620 coming

00:35:03.800 with

00:35:03.940 Michael

00:35:04.220 Buble

00:35:04.580 oh

00:35:05.460 wow

00:35:05.960 yeah

00:35:06.200 I was

00:35:06.360 just

00:35:06.540 thinking

00:35:06.780 who

00:35:06.980 would

00:35:07.120 be

00:35:07.240 really

00:35:07.460 I

00:35:07.820 wanted

00:35:08.460 to hear

00:35:08.660 your

00:35:08.840 thoughts

00:35:09.180 after you

00:35:09.500 have

00:35:09.620 a show

00:35:09.900 like

00:35:10.060 who

00:35:10.160 should

00:35:10.360 I

00:35:10.600 work

00:35:11.720 with

00:35:12.040 man

00:35:13.320 it's

00:35:13.520 so

00:35:13.660 funny

00:35:13.840 because

00:35:14.020 there's

00:35:14.180 a lot

00:35:14.440 of

00:35:14.560 different

00:35:14.840 little

00:35:15.080 there's

00:35:15.600 a lot

00:35:15.900 of

00:35:16.020 different

00:35:16.500 kind

00:35:19.080 of

00:35:19.240 I'm

00:35:19.800 trying

00:35:19.960 to

00:35:20.040 think

00:35:20.160 of

00:35:20.240 like

00:35:20.380 a

00:35:20.480 unique

00:35:20.720 country

00:35:21.120 artist

00:35:21.460 that would

00:35:21.680 be

00:35:21.780 kind

00:35:21.940 of

00:35:22.040 cool

00:35:22.300 you know

00:35:22.580 I'm

00:35:23.020 pretty

00:35:23.200 close

00:35:23.480 with

00:35:23.620 Morgan

00:35:23.880 Wallen

00:35:24.240 and

00:35:24.360 Hardy

00:35:24.700 oh

00:35:25.120 Morgan

00:35:25.380 loves

00:35:25.620 you

00:35:25.680 that's

00:35:25.840 right

00:35:25.920 you

00:35:26.040 were

00:35:26.160 supposed

00:35:26.360 to

00:35:26.560 do

00:35:26.840 uh

00:35:27.280 weren't

00:35:27.860 you

00:35:27.980 gonna

00:35:28.140 be

00:35:28.440 at

00:35:28.960 there

00:35:29.840 they

00:35:30.060 had

00:35:30.120 a

00:35:30.200 party

00:35:30.400 a

00:35:30.520 couple

00:35:30.620 weeks

00:35:30.840 ago

00:35:31.140 there

00:35:31.340 was

00:35:31.420 an

00:35:41.720 big

00:35:41.880 loud

00:35:42.320 party

00:35:42.680 oh

00:35:42.840 it was

00:35:43.000 Morgan's

00:35:43.420 like

00:35:43.980 man

00:35:45.340 some

00:35:45.580 man

00:35:45.820 of the

00:35:46.000 year

00:35:46.180 they

00:35:47.600 were

00:35:48.640 like

00:35:48.780 gravy's

00:35:49.160 gonna

00:35:49.300 come

00:35:49.640 Morgan

00:35:49.940 loves

00:35:50.240 gravy

00:35:50.420 and I was

00:35:50.600 like

00:35:50.700 oh

00:35:50.960 that's

00:35:51.200 so

00:35:51.380 crazy

00:35:51.800 what a

00:35:52.060 small

00:35:52.300 world

00:35:52.680 it's

00:35:52.840 funny

00:35:53.000 me

00:35:53.220 me

00:35:53.500 Morgan

00:35:53.900 and

00:35:54.220 Hardy

00:35:54.760 we're

00:35:54.960 just

00:35:55.120 like

00:35:55.400 when one

00:35:56.040 of us

00:35:56.280 is

00:35:56.400 drunk

00:35:56.640 we're

00:35:56.780 just

00:35:56.920 like

00:35:57.060 based on

00:35:57.420 each

00:35:57.600 other

00:35:57.860 and

00:35:58.080 like

00:35:58.260 just

00:35:58.440 chop it 0.98

00:35:58.880 up

00:35:59.220 they just

00:36:02.460 put up

00:36:03.160 a new

00:36:03.380 tour

00:36:03.540 it's

00:36:03.700 him

00:36:04.000 Hardy

00:36:04.400 and

00:36:04.660 Parker

00:36:04.900 McCollum

00:36:05.320 which

00:36:05.540 is

00:36:11.720 I love

00:36:18.880 bringing

00:36:19.180 in

00:36:19.380 artists

00:36:19.740 that are

00:36:20.040 like

00:36:20.180 unexpected

00:36:20.760 that's

00:36:21.520 what

00:36:21.620 I'm

00:36:21.760 like

00:36:21.920 I

00:36:22.380 mean

00:36:22.500 I

00:36:22.600 could

00:36:22.720 see

00:36:22.880 you

00:36:22.980 doing

00:36:23.160 anything

00:36:23.540 with

00:36:23.760 somebody

00:36:24.180 kind

00:36:24.440 of

00:36:24.540 young

00:36:24.840 I'm

00:36:25.000 trying

00:36:25.180 to

00:36:25.280 think

00:36:25.420 of

00:36:25.520 something

00:36:25.720 that would

00:36:25.900 be

00:36:25.980 really

00:36:26.320 like

00:36:27.580 I

00:36:29.000 thought

00:36:29.200 about

00:36:29.480 like

00:36:29.840 I

00:36:30.540 mean

00:36:30.680 I

00:36:30.780 actually

00:36:30.980 just

00:36:31.200 got

00:36:31.360 connected

00:36:31.760 with

00:36:32.100 50 Cent

00:36:33.200 because

00:36:33.660 of

00:36:33.800 Lisa Ann

00:36:34.460 Lisa Ann

00:36:35.380 and I

00:36:35.680 have become

00:36:36.200 close

00:36:36.560 so 50 Cent

00:36:37.400 is a

00:36:37.760 future

00:36:38.820 one

00:36:39.020 I like

00:36:39.580 the idea

00:36:39.840 of bringing

00:36:40.100 back

00:36:40.400 rappers

00:36:40.940 that I

00:36:41.440 love

00:36:41.760 growing

00:36:42.040 up

00:36:42.300 putting

00:36:42.900 them

00:36:43.020 on

00:36:43.120 a

00:36:43.200 song

00:36:43.380 now

00:36:43.720 T-Pain

00:36:44.680 I

00:36:44.820 just

00:36:44.960 got

00:36:45.080 on

00:36:45.220 a

00:36:45.340 track

00:36:45.760 recently

00:36:46.200 that's

00:36:47.880 so

00:36:48.180 yeah

00:36:49.320 that's

00:36:49.600 so

00:36:49.760 great

00:36:50.160 man

00:36:50.520 I'm

00:36:51.220 trying

00:36:51.420 to

00:36:51.540 think

00:36:51.720 of

00:36:51.840 what

00:36:51.960 would

00:36:52.100 be

00:36:52.240 cool

00:36:52.640 I

00:36:53.080 mean

00:36:53.200 obviously

00:36:53.680 doing

00:36:53.920 something

00:36:54.200 like

00:36:54.440 with

00:36:54.600 Morgan

00:36:54.980 Hardy

00:36:55.320 those

00:36:55.580 guys

00:36:55.860 with

00:36:56.080 Big

00:36:56.320 Loud

00:36:56.620 with

00:36:56.800 that

00:36:56.980 group

00:36:57.200 would

00:36:57.360 be

00:36:57.460 really

00:36:57.740 sweet

00:36:58.200 what about

00:37:00.040 a

00:37:00.200 do

00:37:00.380 like

00:37:00.640 a

00:37:00.780 cool

00:37:01.520 ballad

00:37:01.980 with

00:37:02.140 a

00:37:02.260 bad

00:37:02.560 yeah

00:37:03.060 you know

00:37:03.560 what I'm

00:37:03.740 talking

00:37:03.980 about

00:37:04.200 like

00:37:04.340 singing

00:37:04.780 some

00:37:05.400 cute

00:37:05.720 activity

00:37:06.240 man

00:37:06.660 some

00:37:07.240 just

00:37:07.500 yeah

00:37:07.960 dude

00:37:08.360 what would

00:37:08.680 that be

00:37:09.360 trying to

00:37:09.860 think of

00:37:10.220 who

00:37:10.560 what about

00:37:12.300 there's a

00:37:12.640 younger

00:37:12.860 named

00:37:13.080 Jesse

00:37:13.400 Murphy

00:37:13.740 you know

00:37:14.020 who that is

00:37:14.280 I had

00:37:17.380 someone

00:37:17.580 that works

00:37:17.960 with Doja

00:37:18.340 Cat

00:37:18.580 but like

00:37:19.020 we didn't

00:37:19.400 really

00:37:19.720 work out

00:37:21.440 in the end

00:37:22.020 yeah

00:37:22.760 dude I could

00:37:25.180 see something

00:37:25.720 almost bizarre

00:37:26.740 with like

00:37:27.300 Sinead O'Connor

00:37:29.740 she's like

00:37:30.140 an old

00:37:30.580 she's like

00:37:31.080 that song

00:37:32.300 Nothing

00:37:32.580 compares

00:37:33.000 to you

00:37:33.220 remember

00:37:33.340 that song

00:37:33.740 Nothing

00:37:34.900 Compares

00:37:36.320 no

00:37:37.040 she was like

00:37:37.920 oh I need

00:37:38.260 like a

00:37:38.740 Whitney Houston

00:37:40.460 type

00:37:40.860 R.I.P.

00:37:41.740 she was like

00:37:42.320 a Whitney Houston

00:37:43.360 Whitney Houston

00:37:44.360 yeah that's who

00:37:45.000 she was man

00:37:45.780 word

00:37:46.080 bring up a

00:37:46.680 pitch rubber

00:37:47.060 if you can

00:37:47.520 brother help

00:37:47.940 me out here

00:37:48.580 that's her 0.84

00:37:49.940 right there

00:37:50.440 Sinead O'Connor

00:37:51.800 man

00:37:52.240 yeah oh and

00:37:53.560 she smokes too

00:37:54.280 I think she

00:37:54.660 might have

00:37:54.980 smoked her 0.87

00:37:55.400 throat out

00:37:55.980 who's the

00:37:56.380 girl with

00:37:56.740 the

00:37:57.000 love is a

00:37:57.520 battlefield

00:37:57.980 oh is that

00:38:00.820 Fleetwood Max

00:38:01.540 no no

00:38:02.500 love is a

00:38:03.560 battlefield

00:38:04.160 oh that's

00:38:05.020 uh

00:38:05.340 Lena Ronstadt

00:38:06.300 Pat Benatar

00:38:07.300 Pat Benatar

00:38:07.980 let me see her 0.99

00:38:08.520 real quick

00:38:08.940 she's banging 1.00

00:38:10.680 yeah bring up

00:38:12.240 that Patty B

00:38:13.240 she's alive 1.00

00:38:13.840 I'm gonna hit her 1.00

00:38:14.280 up right now

00:38:15.380 oh

00:38:15.920 she gotta be 0.77

00:38:16.920 oh yeah

00:38:17.920 yeah that's a

00:38:18.800 play right there

00:38:20.080 I'm gonna sample

00:38:23.960 that at least

00:38:24.380 or Shania 0.71

00:38:25.020 maybe something

00:38:25.640 dope with Shania 1.00

00:38:26.240 would be dope

00:38:26.940 it'd be crazy

00:38:27.500 he's fire

00:38:28.200 yeah

00:38:28.520 god dude

00:38:29.720 alright I think

00:38:30.280 I think

00:38:30.620 I think we

00:38:31.520 found the lane

00:38:32.100 man I need to

00:38:32.720 get with some

00:38:33.180 of these

00:38:33.580 epic 0.90

00:38:34.600 female artists 0.73

00:38:36.300 of the

00:38:36.880 of the past

00:38:37.900 decades and

00:38:38.680 make something

00:38:39.300 crazy happen

00:38:39.900 well it's kind of

00:38:40.820 what's really neat

00:38:41.480 about you is that

00:38:42.000 you have this

00:38:42.520 you're like this

00:38:43.540 energy so it's

00:38:44.720 almost like you

00:38:45.060 can attach the

00:38:45.720 energy almost to

00:38:46.480 anywhere you know

00:38:47.860 um

00:38:48.880 thank you

00:38:50.480 yeah it's cool

00:38:51.500 man it's dude

00:38:52.480 it's exciting

00:38:53.360 when I came the

00:38:53.900 other night I was

00:38:54.320 like wow I was

00:38:55.320 standing there with

00:38:55.820 Trevor because I

00:38:56.300 went with Trevor

00:38:56.760 Wallace and we're

00:38:58.220 standing there in

00:38:58.740 the back and we're

00:39:00.060 both just like man

00:39:01.020 this is so cool

00:39:02.140 hey just cool that he

00:39:03.900 goes this is really

00:39:04.500 cool to see one of

00:39:05.320 my friends have

00:39:06.260 success you know

00:39:07.320 and I was just like

00:39:08.880 man this is just so

00:39:10.020 much I was just

00:39:10.800 having so much fun

00:39:11.860 um and that was

00:39:14.320 nice it's like to go

00:39:15.140 to a place and you 0.99

00:39:15.920 fucking you know 1.00

00:39:16.840 you're kind of 1.00

00:39:17.340 feeling what you

00:39:17.760 know you're excited

00:39:18.220 when you get there

00:39:18.700 but then you're 0.98

00:39:19.180 like damn this is 0.97

00:39:20.000 awesome you got to 0.98

00:39:21.300 see the whole show

00:39:21.900 you're just the

00:39:22.420 whole thing no I

00:39:23.140 saw probably I would

00:39:24.000 say 75% you leave

00:39:25.400 by the end yeah

00:39:26.780 the end's the

00:39:28.520 littest it is oh

00:39:30.120 dude it was getting

00:39:30.620 lit as we're walking

00:39:31.440 out we could hear

00:39:31.880 how lit it was

00:39:32.300 getting fair enough

00:39:34.000 uh but I had to

00:39:35.660 work the next

00:39:36.140 morning you know

00:39:37.000 I get it I get

00:39:37.660 it um what uh oh

00:39:41.160 and then I also so

00:39:41.900 everybody so people's 0.99

00:39:42.720 throwing those damn 0.99

00:39:43.400 tit mittens the whole 1.00

00:39:44.420 time people are 1.00

00:39:45.020 humming those fucking 1.00

00:39:45.840 nah yeah the 1.00

00:39:47.200 boulder holder oh

00:39:48.120 baby people are 1.00

00:39:48.900 throwing those damn 1.00

00:39:49.740 fucking those damn 1.00

00:39:51.040 fucking those people 1.00

00:39:52.460 had some damn 1.00

00:39:53.120 fucking uh big old 1.00

00:39:54.280 tick tickies man I'm 1.00

00:39:55.940 telling you oh there 0.92

00:39:56.960 was breasts oh the 1.00

00:39:58.620 bras and the they kept 0.93

00:39:59.920 getting caught on the

00:40:00.620 security guards that

00:40:01.380 were in front of the

00:40:01.920 stage that was the

00:40:02.600 best part it's funny

00:40:03.540 because yeah yeah so

00:40:04.620 so that that that

00:40:05.720 started on what's one

00:40:06.920 of the first shows I

00:40:07.620 mean I'll always have

00:40:08.340 shows where people

00:40:08.780 throw bras but there's

00:40:09.600 be a few here it is

00:40:11.220 right here some people

00:40:11.960 throwing some of them

00:40:12.840 people titting out yes

00:40:15.900 dude god and are they

00:40:17.860 warm when they hit up

00:40:18.900 there and some are they

00:40:19.700 just usually I'll usually

00:40:21.240 I mean like sometimes

00:40:21.980 I'll catch them which is

00:40:22.820 badass if like someone 0.65

00:40:23.640 throws it and I catch it

00:40:24.460 in there and it looks

00:40:25.100 cool but uh yeah man

00:40:27.380 they uh people yeah I

00:40:29.120 mean I mean ever since

00:40:30.000 so I posted this video

00:40:31.160 about it and then ever

00:40:33.020 since then now every show

00:40:34.260 I'm getting like a ton

00:40:35.060 like I basically promised

00:40:36.220 I did promise and yeah

00:40:38.540 there's a you guys are

00:40:39.940 doing a chair it's a so

00:40:41.100 I'm donating all the

00:40:42.140 bras but but I'm gonna

00:40:43.160 take the the value of

00:40:44.520 all them which kind of

00:40:46.120 was decided amongst the

00:40:47.600 people on like the

00:40:49.060 comments that it's like

00:40:50.080 about 50 bucks a pop for

00:40:51.800 more than nice bras oh

00:40:52.920 wow so like based on the

00:40:54.140 amount of the the number

00:40:55.100 we get I'm guessing it'll

00:40:56.580 be like a little low I

00:40:57.720 mean probably a little bit

00:40:58.620 over a thousand because

00:40:59.680 we we're at like 800

00:41:01.280 right now no it'll probably

00:41:02.320 be a little more than

00:41:02.760 that anyways I'm gonna

00:41:03.960 donate 50 bucks a pop so

00:41:05.340 it's gonna be like quick

00:41:06.740 60 bands to the breast 0.78

00:41:08.360 cancer man gotta do it

00:41:10.040 it's magical yeah gotta do

00:41:11.660 oh we have to keep 0.97

00:41:12.560 breasts out there 1.00

00:41:13.200 imagine if suddenly they

00:41:14.400 said nah no more 0.97

00:41:15.780 breasts more breasts 1.00

00:41:16.620 yeah man that'd be 1.00

00:41:17.480 problematic as hell you 0.90

00:41:19.040 remember some of the 0.98

00:41:19.660 greatest breasts you've 0.97

00:41:20.400 ever seen is there a 0.90

00:41:23.260 pair it's breasts are 1.00

00:41:25.200 only it's hard to keep 0.94

00:41:26.080 a long breasts don't 1.00

00:41:27.560 hold a long time in 0.98

00:41:28.860 your head I feel like it 0.98

00:41:29.660 has to be recent breasts 0.99

00:41:30.840 yeah that's a good 0.97

00:41:32.180 question man wow Lisa 1.00

00:41:33.980 Ann has pretty cool tits 1.00

00:41:35.300 yeah now you guys got 1.00

00:41:37.760 together and she's a

00:41:38.480 famous uh pornographic

00:41:40.420 actress right I'm sure

00:41:42.580 I saw her I don't know

00:41:44.100 I mean I used to watch

00:41:46.180 a lot of it oh you

00:41:47.240 did you see what she

00:41:49.080 looks like let me bring

00:41:50.300 her up please Zachary

00:41:51.040 you will recognize her

00:41:52.000 bro guaranteed it

00:41:53.240 guarantee it oh wow

00:41:55.060 get a get a get a good

00:41:56.320 one she did the Sarah 0.93

00:41:57.080 Palin one that's what she 0.98

00:41:58.000 blew up oh yeah yeah

00:42:00.740 so I'm going to the

00:42:02.660 avn awards with man she's 0.74

00:42:04.120 a porn legend she's kind 0.90

00:42:07.020 been retired for a few

00:42:08.600 years but she's she has 0.99

00:42:09.840 some cool tits and is 1.00

00:42:12.100 she um and you guys uh 0.99

00:42:14.640 went on a date you guys

00:42:15.740 have gone on some dates

00:42:16.840 right I wrote a song

00:42:18.220 where I had a lyric about

00:42:18.980 her and yeah yep and she

00:42:21.620 loved it and um then I

00:42:23.520 ended up getting her and 0.71

00:42:24.240 do this uh I had to shoot

00:42:26.920 a commercial for G

00:42:27.680 field like oh we need a

00:42:28.420 mouth I was like well if

00:42:29.300 you're in New York let me

00:42:30.840 hit up Lisa she was super 1.00

00:42:32.280 about it we met and you

00:42:34.340 know we had a bonded pretty

00:42:36.300 well on set and um yeah

00:42:40.940 rest is history I clapped 0.99

00:42:42.420 her cheeks damn boy that's 1.00

00:42:44.240 wild I had to man it was 0.99

00:42:45.660 a dream of mine because I

00:42:46.600 think one of my first three 0.95

00:42:48.980 ever jerk offs in my life 0.99

00:42:50.240 was to her oh wow I want 0.99

00:42:51.980 to say yeah first ever

00:42:53.220 three three nuts and I uh

00:42:55.820 and now I have you know and

00:42:57.900 do you remember the first 0.88

00:42:58.620 time you ever ejaculated was 0.79

00:42:59.820 it surprising to you yeah it 0.95

00:43:01.120 was mind-blowing I lost my 0.98

00:43:02.540 shit I have a family computer 0.99

00:43:04.240 room where like it was 0.99

00:43:05.840 like this room off to the

00:43:07.020 side right next to my

00:43:07.800 parents room so I had to

00:43:08.600 like you know I think the

00:43:09.600 first porn I ever watched

00:43:10.580 it was like the girl from 0.96

00:43:12.700 Buffy the vampire slayer and

00:43:14.260 she was just like stripping 1.00

00:43:16.520 in the rain I don't even

00:43:17.340 know if there was even

00:43:17.900 breasts involved so it 1.00

00:43:20.180 wasn't actual pornography

00:43:21.040 it was just like video of 0.80

00:43:22.120 someone's sex but it was 0.96

00:43:22.860 like getting close to it 0.94

00:43:23.960 you know I think I think I

00:43:24.700 googled like cool boobs I

00:43:25.980 think that was my first or 0.96

00:43:26.960 hot boobs that was my first 1.00

00:43:28.120 ever porn search and then I 0.99

00:43:30.320 found it I was like because

00:43:31.280 I heard people at lunch 0.99

00:43:32.440 talking about jerking off 0.99

00:43:33.460 and I was like and you 1.00

00:43:34.880 didn't and now did you

00:43:35.880 hear what it was I had no

00:43:37.820 idea I had no this is like

00:43:39.220 uh man sixth grade the good

00:43:40.960 thing about when you hear 0.99

00:43:41.560 that jerking off you only 0.99

00:43:42.600 you can kind of figure out 1.00

00:43:43.680 even if you're like you

00:43:45.080 know even if you can't

00:43:45.800 even read or anything you

00:43:46.720 can kind of figure out what

00:43:48.660 you have to do to kind of

00:43:49.820 achieve it it's like you

00:43:51.680 know you can only test

00:43:52.540 everything so much before

00:43:53.740 you yeah so I test that 1.00

00:43:56.160 shit out man I was I 1.00

00:43:57.400 think I think everyone's 0.96

00:43:58.740 first night might be their

00:43:59.500 best best night oh it's

00:44:00.860 just insane well I just

00:44:02.320 feel like the I remember 0.92

00:44:03.620 the ejaculate or the

00:44:06.680 ejac or whatever they call 0.73

00:44:07.920 it you know um yeah it's

00:44:11.500 so at that point it's so

00:44:12.780 clear yeah I remember being

00:44:15.340 like it had just I mean like

00:44:18.280 it had just come out of like

00:44:19.300 it was just pure man it was

00:44:20.660 like plasma it's like a pure

00:44:22.640 oh child's nut

00:44:25.380 yeah man that was uh let's

00:44:30.680 don't say it again I know

00:44:31.680 what you're saying because I

00:44:32.420 was a child and you were a

00:44:34.100 child so we can say it but I

00:44:35.640 think yeah I don't want it's

00:44:37.840 weird I don't want to think

00:44:38.700 about it but I think about it

00:44:39.780 but yeah we were we're

00:44:40.800 talking about ourselves as

00:44:41.720 yeah yeah it was our own pure

00:44:43.200 child's nut so yeah if I'm

00:44:45.020 thinking about my own self 0.99

00:44:46.140 ejaculating as a kid that's 0.98

00:44:47.480 not like pedophile stuff is it 1.00

00:44:49.880 no no it's your own nut man I'll 0.68

00:44:51.760 never forget my first like five

00:44:53.300 nuts how old were you when

00:44:54.560 you first busted one yeah

00:44:56.040 thanks man how old were you

00:44:57.440 um I was uh oh I think I

00:45:00.080 remember I was like 13 and I

00:45:02.180 didn't really know I remember

00:45:03.480 like uh finding some videos

00:45:06.240 right my brother had some

00:45:07.300 pornography up there hidden in

00:45:08.840 his closet and some uh alizé

00:45:11.280 whiskey pull up some alizé a

00:45:12.660 l-i-z-e alizé bro I still

00:45:14.680 sit I'll still sip some alizé

00:45:16.220 every once in a while oh dude 0.99

00:45:17.160 yeah if I want my damn so you 0.99

00:45:18.820 got into the whiskey it's not 0.99

00:45:20.780 like a weird little like it's a

00:45:22.720 mix it's like a little bit oh

00:45:24.420 there it is right there right

00:45:26.100 there get that orange one baby 0.58

00:45:27.220 or the oh yeah that one that's

00:45:28.620 what I remember yeah oh god dude 0.99

00:45:30.900 oh alizé that shit's popping 0.99

00:45:33.160 especially like oh I can belch 1.00

00:45:36.040 and just taste my childhood even

00:45:37.560 just looking at it and so we had

00:45:39.460 a he had a jug of that up there

00:45:40.980 and I found some videos on his

00:45:42.260 shelf and so I hit two swigs of

00:45:43.860 that and I fell off the shelf man I

00:45:46.680 got drunk it was like I climbed up

00:45:47.900 some shelves in his closet and fell 1.00

00:45:49.260 off that bitch and then jerked off 1.00

00:45:51.360 and then I kind of came to I think 1.00

00:45:53.620 I even blacked out and damn that's 0.95

00:45:55.820 a crazy first night there was a lot 0.95

00:45:57.540 going on and then I got these videos

00:45:59.440 and I put in the video player and I

00:46:01.520 just remember like laying in his in

00:46:03.460 my brother's bed because his bed was

00:46:05.120 by the TV and he was out of town and

00:46:08.220 like I like your brother's bed was

00:46:10.200 your first first night I didn't think 0.99

00:46:12.600 about that damn bro all right you 0.99

00:46:17.100 know things happen god bro but he 0.99

00:46:20.660 wasn't there yeah no I respect it so

00:46:23.540 it's like a little bit oh yeah dude I

00:46:26.940 think yeah I mean I think it just

00:46:28.280 evaporated back into my skin it was 0.99

00:46:29.920 like you know that shit was pure that 1.00

00:46:31.360 was damn plasma that should reform a 1.00

00:46:33.180 thumb you know really well if you were 0.99

00:46:35.660 missing something you could fill in a

00:46:37.040 divot on your body that's it but I do

00:46:39.380 remember like having my legs out and I

00:46:41.720 remember just kind of rubbing my I was

00:46:43.240 so like erect like just volatile from 0.84

00:46:46.780 watching the pornography that I 0.99

00:46:47.900 remember even just rubbing my legs 0.90

00:46:49.360 together like this and that alone was

00:46:52.140 just too much going oh it was just too

00:46:55.140 much charisma going on just too much

00:46:57.760 heat oh I even just my own legs

00:47:01.260 because I'd never like if you took 30

00:47:03.020 seconds before if I rubbed my legs

00:47:04.100 it would have been nothing but now that 0.99

00:47:05.740 I'm all keened in on this pornography

00:47:07.480 and titty on the video it just had

00:47:11.060 taken a new level and I just do I oh I

00:47:14.680 had no prior knowledge of what was 0.99

00:47:16.820 about to go down so I'm in that bitch 1.00

00:47:18.860 like just you know get into it however 0.98

00:47:21.120 I could I think I might have had like a

00:47:22.900 silky napkin or something oh god yeah

00:47:25.420 of course you would yeah what do you

00:47:27.260 you're gonna I mean I'm surprised you

00:47:28.900 have a cape on brand and I was like

00:47:31.660 third I was not balling when I was 0.98

00:47:33.000 fucking 14 man I yeah I don't know 0.98

00:47:36.460 some napkin and and I just remember 0.99

00:47:38.300 like it was like damn this is cool 0.84

00:47:39.780 man I'm really getting into this and 0.94

00:47:41.020 then I bust it and I was like you know

00:47:43.380 it's like a it's like take it's like

00:47:45.320 blasting off on DMT I was really is 0.96

00:47:47.240 damn I was like that's what happens and 1.00

00:47:50.140 then my dick looked fucked up for like 1.00

00:47:51.240 two days oh wow really because it just 1.00

00:47:53.540 had been just all swollen you know I'm

00:47:54.920 saying yeah yeah it is it's almost like

00:47:58.040 popping a pimple for the first time yeah 0.96

00:48:00.100 god I remember I remember I saw a man

00:48:03.140 cream out on a video and I was like

00:48:07.600 there's no way it must be a special

00:48:10.160 effect or something yeah and so I

00:48:12.500 remember you know doing myself like

00:48:14.960 that just genie and my little lamp 0.98

00:48:16.800 dude and god damn brother I mean just 0.99

00:48:19.160 somebody somebody wished for damn 1.00

00:48:21.340 semen I would I would pay money to have 1.00

00:48:23.860 my first jerk off again man swear to 1.00

00:48:26.040 god goodness gracious and pay money for 0.99

00:48:30.560 what and like just just to have it just

00:48:32.980 to have never noted in my life oh to

00:48:35.540 scratch all the nuts I ever took and

00:48:37.240 just have my first again right now

00:48:38.600 dude I think you have to there's that's

00:48:41.380 like born-again Christian or not I don't

00:48:42.980 know if they do it there but something

00:48:44.380 baptized and have a good another first

00:48:45.940 jerk off but you can't really do all 0.99

00:48:47.720 the reverse god yeah I think it's over

00:48:49.840 man the track has been worn in these

00:48:52.100 I've damaged the goods man yeah god but

00:48:55.920 there is something about it man if you

00:48:57.280 go all the way back it almost feels like

00:48:58.700 you'd never die if you had never jerked 1.00

00:49:00.380 off 1.00

00:49:01.220 wow it was deep I think I agree with

00:49:05.520 that you gotta have to agree with that 1.00

00:49:07.560 statement man shit it's like you'd have 1.00

00:49:09.240 this power inside of you god 1.00

00:49:10.960 it's not your shoes bro you're rocking

00:49:14.420 all of green with the I'll try to match 0.98

00:49:17.160 my shit up yeah you did a better job I 0.96

00:49:19.660 um I had to do that uh BFFs pod this 0.99

00:49:22.740 morning so yeah they brought you what did

00:49:25.620 we talk oh I told him they said who's

00:49:27.220 coming on I said gravy's coming on and

00:49:29.800 where were they they were talking about

00:49:31.100 something about a woman that you had

00:49:33.100 dated but I didn't know who it was I

00:49:34.460 guess it was someone's mom yeah someone's

00:49:36.480 mom they always did yeah so uh of course

00:49:40.340 they did yeah they brought that up but it

00:49:42.300 was pretty interesting I think um it was

00:49:45.360 just early I'd be over there like 9 a.m. and

00:49:47.580 I was like I don't even want to be up at

00:49:49.380 this moment I just I'd stayed up kind of

00:49:51.660 late so did it yeah but hey but did what I

00:49:54.920 supposed to do and that was a good time

00:49:56.760 um yeah I'm trying to think I feel like

00:49:59.740 I didn't help you out on that collab very

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00:53:10.700 apply see your Canada calm so take me

00:53:13.140 through like some of your process of put

00:53:14.340 music together like when you start like

00:53:16.180 where do you get inspired these days

00:53:17.260 because I know with like jokes like I'll

00:53:19.040 kind of notice something funny that I say

00:53:20.440 with my friends and I'm like okay this is a

00:53:22.400 bead on something you know it's almost

00:53:24.260 like a welder when they light that bead up

00:53:26.120 and then they start using the bead to do

00:53:27.800 all the weld what is it kind of what does

00:53:30.500 it feel like for you as you've gotten to

00:53:31.940 know yourself better honestly I listen to

00:53:35.100 a lot of really old music most most of

00:53:39.020 what I mean I listen to hip-hop you know

00:53:40.660 where I want to get hyped up but like

00:53:41.840 most like what I'm casually listening to

00:53:43.340 like on an airplane or whatever it is

00:53:45.000 is usually like some you know something

00:53:47.600 40s to 70s era a lot of times I'll just

00:53:51.120 find a sample in there that I really like

00:53:52.520 and the vibe of it I'll send it to like I

00:53:55.180 got a couple producers that are really

00:53:56.400 good with flipping those and then in the

00:53:59.880 end we'll we'll replay it with our own

00:54:02.220 instruments so that like there's less 0.90

00:54:03.660 legal shit to go through also I mean 0.97

00:54:08.160 half the sessions I do I'll just go in 0.99

00:54:09.540 with the producer we'll kind of chop it

00:54:12.280 up a little bit and think of something

00:54:13.340 like the song soiree I dropped not long

00:54:15.180 ago I walked in I was like hey bro let's

00:54:18.440 make us like a Beethoven joint let's make a

00:54:20.760 Beethoven song he was like all right bet

00:54:22.580 and he just shot it to Willie legendary 1.00

00:54:25.260 producer just whipped out his fucking 0.99

00:54:27.680 piano recorded it and played like this 1.00

00:54:32.300 Beethoven-esque-ass track and I spat on it

00:54:36.840 it depends but usually like it's either in 0.69

00:54:40.320 person with a producer starting from

00:54:42.660 scratch and I'm like a big part of the

00:54:44.440 production process or I'm sending a

00:54:45.800 sample and we're kind of you know go

00:54:47.440 step-by-step it is why is the one it's

00:54:49.880 like about 30 seconds in it kind of

00:54:51.060 changes to a total is that the one that

00:54:52.520 flips to like a total different I think

00:54:54.320 even with the intro by the intro isn't

00:54:56.280 it marvelous is the intro to my my album

00:54:58.660 which is like this like smooth 80s

00:55:00.660 little funky John and then it changes

00:55:04.380 into like this hard trap beat and it

00:55:06.500 keeps going back and forth soiree is the

00:55:08.400 second song where it's like this organ

00:55:10.620 playing that really played and man that

00:55:14.980 one came out hot that's something that's

00:55:17.380 interesting about you and I'm listening

00:55:18.280 it's like I can't I don't it's like I'm in

00:55:20.060 different time periods kind of you know

00:55:21.940 it's almost like I'm just yeah I feel

00:55:23.800 like I'm just kind of traveling through

00:55:25.180 joyful different moments in in in time

00:55:29.480 and in music it's kind of cool I like to

00:55:31.540 really mix it up and like have each beat

00:55:33.260 be different like I don't like having

00:55:35.160 multiple songs on a project that are the

00:55:36.880 same where a lot of artists it's like

00:55:38.160 they have a style and all the beats are

00:55:40.300 going to sound in a certain you know range

00:55:42.920 where all the beats are going to be

00:55:43.820 similar like a play by Cardi or you're

00:55:45.420 like a little oozy like their beats are

00:55:46.880 all like in the same sort of style but I

00:55:49.500 like to like really mix it up and like I

00:55:51.880 think I think a lot of artists it's better

00:55:54.020 for them to make a specific style that

00:55:56.320 they rock with but for me it's like my

00:55:59.240 voice my my lyrics my you know sort of

00:56:03.400 just style and you know regalia all that

00:56:08.740 yeah Simon Rex shout out yeah shots from

00:56:11.280 Simon Rex all that kind of speaks for

00:56:14.300 itself and then beats I just want to try

00:56:16.820 new things every time um what about BG

00:56:20.400 dude he'd be he might be somebody that'd be

00:56:22.000 interesting he's kind of been gone BG

00:56:24.380 knockout no like uh the BG do you remember

00:56:27.160 him uh he was part of like um I mean the

00:56:29.940 BGs themselves are who I kind of based my

00:56:33.040 style off of oh dang so they had a rap

00:56:35.660 Friday New Orleans called BG I know BG

00:56:37.840 knockout was from Compton but I don't

00:56:40.480 know about BG yeah they had can you

00:56:42.280 bring him up Zach um New Orleans y'all

00:56:46.900 did have some bling bling he had that

00:56:48.300 memory every time he come around my city

00:56:49.900 bling bling think it rain word about 50

00:56:53.180 billion about it man yeah I honestly have

00:56:55.300 no he was with little Wayne in the

00:56:56.520 beginning they were uh bro that early 0.99

00:56:58.880 shit is so him juvenile juvenile used to 0.99

00:57:02.140 live in a neighborhood over from me when I 1.00

00:57:03.540 was growing up and so we heard this

00:57:05.620 crazy story one night that he chased some

00:57:07.460 women down the street with an ice pick 0.98

00:57:08.800 and then we all went out and bought his

00:57:09.880 album

00:57:10.460 fire man that's prime marketing right

00:57:13.980 there oh dude we were like oh we were 0.99

00:57:16.080 buying ice picks and shit people give 0.97

00:57:17.580 each other ice picks like as uh stocking 0.99

00:57:19.400 stuffers

00:57:19.920 bro New Orleans y'all got so what Lil Wayne

00:57:22.580 Juvenile got that old troop Birdman DJ

00:57:25.040 Khaled

00:57:25.540 DJ Khaled's from New Orleans people don't 1.00

00:57:27.720 know that shit 1.00

00:57:28.300 I thought he's from Miami wow 1.00

00:57:29.460 people pull up DJ Khaled

00:57:31.500 yeah Suicide Boys have you ever met

00:57:33.500 Suicide Boys yeah and I've asked Scrim 0.96

00:57:35.540 to come on the pod that would be a good

00:57:37.140 what if you guys did something that

00:57:38.260 could be interesting we've they brought

00:57:39.700 me on tour I've been on tour with them

00:57:41.800 and we've like I'm pretty close with

00:57:43.180 them like yeah they're very they're

00:57:45.540 very strict about their uh there you go

00:57:48.480 New Orleans yeah they don't like to

00:57:50.120 yeah I mean the Scrim doesn't party you

00:57:51.540 know and so they don't party and they

00:57:52.960 really don't want to collab with people

00:57:54.140 but like we we've done enough shows

00:57:56.100 together and stuff where I feel like

00:57:57.300 it could happen pretty soon yeah they're

00:57:58.880 specific about their world you know

00:58:00.880 yeah they're really specific about

00:58:02.160 their world Scrim's like that he's uh

00:58:03.920 you know he's died he's do he does

00:58:05.960 exactly what he's doing they're kind of

00:58:07.700 like genius man I really respect them

00:58:10.040 and and like I'm inspired by Suicide

00:58:12.720 Boys they're so sick yeah I love them I

00:58:14.600 saw Scrim and I keep in touch a decent

00:58:16.500 amount and um and who'd I see on

00:58:19.640 there Shakewell was with them Cheddar

00:58:21.280 they had uh I was on I was on that

00:58:24.200 tour but you're talking about a tour

00:58:25.320 yeah I was on the one it was Cheddar

00:58:27.160 Shakewell me Ramirez uh germ uh

00:58:32.320 turnstile this was like last year they

00:58:34.700 just they just did another one with

00:58:36.220 ski mats but this time I was like the

00:58:38.200 the ski mat I was like the the direct

00:58:40.420 support and it was sick wow so we had a

00:58:42.600 few shows but and they were they wanted

00:58:43.980 to have Chief Keef too but he didn't 0.98

00:58:45.200 show up oh damn that's that she Chief 1.00

00:58:47.420 Keef is a great dude was there is he 0.99

00:58:50.080 don't get me wrong I've kicked it with

00:58:51.640 him a lot always dude like he doesn't

00:58:54.600 talk a lot but every anytime he says

00:58:56.180 anything it's really cool wow and and

00:58:58.260 he's just a very giving person and

00:59:01.160 anytime I've asked him to get on a song

00:59:03.020 he just slays it he's fire love GP

00:59:05.980 Sway Lee is sick that would be fire I 0.96

00:59:09.300 haven't met him but I have a lot of

00:59:10.480 mutual friends that's a good idea

00:59:11.760 nicest dude man I got to meet him at the

00:59:13.500 Super Bowl and his uncle is a comedian

00:59:15.920 this guy Sully McCullough so I'd always

00:59:19.600 like I knew that they were out of

00:59:21.060 Mississippi so I'd always be talking 0.90

00:59:22.540 to him about it and stuff like that and

00:59:24.100 like I knew that that he was related and

00:59:28.000 then I was at the Super Bowl and he was

00:59:30.340 there and I was just so and he was

00:59:31.900 literally the probably the nicest dude

00:59:33.640 in the room just Sway Lee just so cool I

00:59:37.120 mean he's so everything about him is

00:59:38.340 just it seems really cool you know but

00:59:40.040 it's cool but he was real real

00:59:41.380 friendly oh yeah I love meeting people

00:59:44.220 that are like really really up and are

00:59:46.060 so friendly you know yeah it's hard to

00:59:47.980 find sometimes yeah I think it's like I

00:59:50.540 think that's about your energy it's

00:59:51.720 like people want to work with you

00:59:52.660 because they want to be around you too

00:59:54.420 you know I think that's probably a big

00:59:55.540 aspect for people I actually ended up

00:59:58.140 the last two years getting booked as

01:00:01.580 the most I was the most booked college

01:00:03.280 artist the last two years really yeah

01:00:05.740 so you've been playing colleges I was

01:00:07.000 the most booked artist at colleges the

01:00:08.440 last two years and that's purely because

01:00:10.360 we're professional we pull up we're

01:00:13.040 really nice to everybody and so I did

01:00:15.240 like I think like 40 shows at colleges

01:00:16.960 last year and about like 35 this year and

01:00:19.480 are you going through NACA and stuff

01:00:20.620 like that do you go to the like through

01:00:21.900 the conference like is it specifically

01:00:23.540 for the college or is it college town

01:00:25.280 it's it's college it's like their actual

01:00:28.080 like spring festival or like they're 0.66

01:00:29.780 like fall festival that's sick dude

01:00:31.440 that's a tough market to do on a lot of

01:00:33.540 times and it just worked out man a lot

01:00:35.140 of my fans of these college girls and

01:00:36.900 then I meet the promoters who a lot of

01:00:39.140 them will book for tons of different

01:00:40.340 colleges and like if we get along well

01:00:42.380 it's like that that's really important

01:00:43.820 in music and I think every industry is

01:00:45.420 like if you're just a good person and

01:00:47.200 like not a dick and like like do what 0.83

01:00:49.400 they ask like me it's me and Waka 0.95

01:00:52.480 Flocka are like the two like top that's 1.00

01:00:54.840 because Waka Flocka is a great down to

01:00:56.540 earth guy Waka Flocka and I did a few

01:00:59.040 shows together and he brought me aside

01:01:01.380 and we meditated together he's vegan oh 0.99

01:01:04.380 damn dude he is like not what you'd 0.99

01:01:07.320 expect and it's awesome great down to 0.99

01:01:09.920 earth fella about my height way stronger

01:01:13.200 when you see people that are your height

01:01:15.340 do you think that you are is there a

01:01:18.800 better chance you're gonna be friends

01:01:20.200 it's a really good question I feel like

01:01:24.120 there is like a little bit of a bonding

01:01:25.800 with tall people you know some some of

01:01:28.460 them will you know instantly come in

01:01:30.320 with like the opposite feeling like oh

01:01:32.580 like oh he's the other tall guy you know 0.98

01:01:34.760 like height beef kind of shit yeah I think 0.97

01:01:39.380 I can't remember I'm at G easy and I 0.98

01:01:41.420 think it might have been that way I

01:01:43.420 don't know anyways most most tall people

01:01:45.680 yeah we have a little bit of bond you

01:01:46.940 know we dap up and be like hey man

01:01:48.620 pleasure you know stay long stay long

01:01:51.740 bro you long drink of water yeah

01:01:54.140 almost has a lot of chicks that's what 1.00

01:01:55.660 I always hear you know easy yeah he went

01:01:58.060 to school in Loyola in New Orleans

01:01:59.220 actually which is kind of interesting

01:02:00.480 wow yeah yeah I think that BG would be

01:02:04.780 pretty sick man he's like a rapper that

01:02:06.320 was really fire and then he's had a tough

01:02:08.060 time mystical I really loved

01:02:09.440 this is gonna say that's like yeah

01:02:11.440 talk crazy

01:02:12.440 yeah he's fire he's fire but he keep 0.99

01:02:17.660 going to jail he keeps doing pedophilia 0.96

01:02:20.040 pedophilia okay well I probably won't 0.95

01:02:22.120 collab with him then yeah I'm popping

01:02:23.960 him yeah they keep popping him on to the

01:02:26.020 next on to the next man Morgan one and

01:02:29.780 Hardy we got that it we got that locked

01:02:31.320 in and have Ernest write it man Ernest is

01:02:32.920 a great writer that works with them so

01:02:34.840 help have him help write all right cool

01:02:36.740 yeah Ernest uh he's uh flower shops

01:02:39.040 you ever heard it that's song it's a

01:02:43.040 beautiful day

01:02:44.960 what is it Morgan Wallen all night I

01:02:47.340 actually have heard it I have heard I

01:02:48.580 have a roommate who will wake up every

01:02:49.980 morning he sleeps on our couch he's like

01:02:51.760 our couch dweller wakes up every morning

01:02:53.960 blast Morgan Wallen yeah that's how I

01:02:55.820 wake up most days that could be me

01:02:57.180 easily um Zach Bryan have you heard of

01:02:59.800 him

01:02:59.980 yes I have heard of Zach Bryan dude I

01:03:03.180 went to his show it's so cool I roll up

01:03:05.140 Cheeto Vera is there from the UFC right

01:03:07.200 so I love UFC and so it was the

01:03:09.040 craziest like he's Ecuadorian like I'm 1.00

01:03:11.360 like I think he's Ecuadorian isn't he

01:03:12.800 I know Zach Bryan just the name Zach

01:03:16.740 Bryan yeah I have a name you know who's

01:03:19.620 gonna come to my shows every night was

01:03:20.780 Sugar Sean oh he was Sugar Sean O'Malley

01:03:24.920 you met him I could see him being in a

01:03:26.980 video of yours easily he was so hyped man

01:03:30.120 I wish he could have met it was it was

01:03:31.380 in Phoenix it was the night before uh

01:03:33.240 before LA and man we we just like I

01:03:36.520 don't know how we even met but you guys

01:03:38.080 remind me of each other actually the way

01:03:39.460 that you kind of keep in touch yeah he'll

01:03:40.580 just kind of send a picture sometimes

01:03:41.920 just something crazy you know what's up

01:03:43.820 um his energy gets read wrong I think

01:03:46.760 sometimes about people because he just

01:03:48.100 has such this uh you know he's kind of

01:03:50.560 gotten into podcasting he's so much

01:03:52.380 also like an artist outside of

01:03:54.720 his fighting right so I think a lot of

01:03:56.680 fighters initially it seemed like we're 0.99

01:03:58.320 like what the fuck is this dude doing 0.97

01:03:59.500 he's not a real fighter you know uh 0.99

01:04:01.480 because he's able to manage two

01:04:02.960 different real businesses and in a lot

01:04:04.940 of ways sick but man he's uh yeah he's

01:04:07.740 so good his energy's always fun man his

01:04:10.600 whole life and he like this the way he's

01:04:12.400 able to just kind of record his life and

01:04:13.800 he doesn't stress about it too much kind

01:04:15.740 of he yeah I often uh I um admire him I

01:04:20.660 admire his ability to not like kind of

01:04:22.860 like get too overwhelmed or anything I

01:04:24.980 would get too spun up you know how do

01:04:26.620 you feel about uh Jake Paul we talked

01:04:29.380 about this on that BFS podcast I don't

01:04:31.540 I mean I met Jake just through his

01:04:33.020 brother and I and you know and I was I

01:04:35.200 was talking more with Logan and and any

01:04:37.500 time I've ever been in the same space as

01:04:39.500 those guys but I think he's he's serious

01:04:43.340 about boxing you know I used to think

01:04:45.800 the dude was so lame and he I mean way

01:04:48.160 back like like I met him and he was

01:04:49.620 pretty actually cool dude and now like I

01:04:53.000 think he's undefeated against all these

01:04:55.200 like professional fighters like like

01:04:58.080 yeah his marketing is douchey and he's

01:05:00.180 got his own thing going but like it's

01:05:01.640 pretty badass man like I got I got to

01:05:03.480 show love to him Logan's really good

01:05:05.200 dude too I like Logan oh Logan seems

01:05:07.020 really Logan is cool I've interacted with

01:05:09.000 him a lot more Jake it's like you know

01:05:11.220 I don't know if I'd be a friend but I

01:05:12.740 think you are a badass my friend Jake

01:05:14.820 seems tougher to get to know kind of he

01:05:17.220 seems like his own he like you know he

01:05:20.380 seems like he kind of stays in his own

01:05:21.840 world of it Logan's obviously just super

01:05:23.980 busy dude but yeah he's always fun that

01:05:27.400 you know always enjoy being around those

01:05:28.740 guys and they crush it yeah I'm just

01:05:30.820 impressed I think that both of them were

01:05:32.480 considered like lame like like I just 0.98

01:05:34.700 did not fuck with them at all just based 0.99

01:05:36.480 on like what I'd heard like I hadn't even 0.96

01:05:37.820 like looked into it and then they did the

01:05:39.940 right moves to become kind of sick again

01:05:42.080 you know they fought they they literally

01:05:44.220 tried fighting which is like impressive

01:05:46.660 they trained from nothing yeah and killed

01:05:48.980 it and you know like they're doing a lot 0.99

01:05:52.180 of dope shit so I got respect for those 0.98

01:05:53.700 guys now well you have to admire their 0.99

01:05:55.540 commitment the ability to kind of evolve

01:05:59.140 right to make that choice to go from you

01:06:01.580 know what people would call a YouTube star

01:06:03.180 yeah YouTube fame which has got to be so

01:06:05.820 like I can't even imagine coming up on

01:06:08.540 that being horrible diss tracks all that 0.92

01:06:11.380 it's just trash but then you come in and 0.76

01:06:13.300 you find I think they just find what 0.97

01:06:14.960 they're meant to be man a fighting space

01:06:16.500 and then you went to that Japanese 0.99

01:06:17.660 mistletoe thing or whatever and they 0.98

01:06:19.140 fucking rocked him about that for some 0.97

01:06:20.940 reason like what do you do well tourist 0.99

01:06:22.460 you know I remember him filming a dead

01:06:24.660 person hanging from a tree now that's

01:06:27.720 what you're probably thinking of he went

01:06:28.860 to the Japanese suicide forest yeah it 0.92

01:06:30.920 wasn't mistletoe it was a dead man 0.99

01:06:32.400 well I mean that's the damn grim 0.99

01:06:36.360 reapers mistletoe son I guess so man hey I 1.00

01:06:39.400 still fuck with y'all yeah and it's yeah 1.00

01:06:41.420 I mean a lot yeah nobody wants to be a 0.99

01:06:43.100 part of suicide or anything I can't but

01:06:45.600 also in Japan they don't have a lot of

01:06:47.240 room to do stuff I think so I think they

01:06:49.160 have to do things like in certain areas

01:06:52.020 there's not a lot of room there there's

01:06:53.640 interesting like cultural I talked to

01:06:55.800 some psychiatrists about this like it's

01:06:57.280 interesting like different countries of

01:06:58.640 cultural like views on suicide and stuff

01:07:01.800 and it's like yeah I think Japan has the

01:07:03.960 highest rate suicide because it's like just

01:07:05.880 kind of like part of their culture and

01:07:08.740 like embedded in their in their in

01:07:10.000 their inbredded is that is that a term

01:07:12.260 embedded embedded I've seen it dude

01:07:15.340 I'll tell you yeah you know the inbreds I 0.90

01:07:17.200 know the embed yeah embedded in their

01:07:18.940 brain I've seen it they got some square 1.00

01:07:20.720 tits on yeah man pull up the Japanese 1.00

01:07:22.920 suicide I would like to know a little bit 0.90

01:07:24.300 more about it just so we can yeah so I

01:07:26.780 have some clear side forest I've heard a

01:07:28.180 lot about it anyways Japan and like

01:07:31.180 Russia and there's one other country 0.99

01:07:32.780 where they have like just culturally like

01:07:34.320 they have like the suicide like

01:07:36.600 statistics are crazy different than

01:07:38.800 anywhere else wow I think Russia in

01:07:41.160 particular it's like a crazy amount

01:07:42.580 Okigahara yeah it's this it's this one

01:07:45.320 here it's just a heavily wooden forest

01:07:46.860 Okigahara it also known as the sea of

01:07:51.200 trees is a forest on the northwestern

01:07:53.240 flank of Mount Fuji on that one yeah how

01:07:54.920 many people do how many people commit

01:07:56.420 suicide the people also ask it

01:07:58.060 30 every year about 30 people committing

01:08:02.660 suicide there every year so for one

01:08:04.820 place imagine if there was one park you

01:08:06.820 know that's like that's like more than

01:08:08.580 one that's like three a month man that's

01:08:10.320 crazy yeah imagine being like the park

01:08:13.900 ranger you know here's a park ranger and

01:08:16.600 you just got to pull up and do like oh

01:08:17.940 there's there's another yeah because

01:08:19.600 that's one every other week yeah and I

01:08:22.820 wonder if it's like a busy season

01:08:24.020 guaranteed bro like when it's cold out 0.99

01:08:26.680 and shit hmm it's a beautiful place to 0.99

01:08:30.220 when maybe that's why too I think that is 1.00

01:08:32.640 you know it's like it's such a beautiful

01:08:34.120 place you I saw this crazy tick tock the

01:08:36.820 other night a guy a guy is trying to hang

01:08:41.320 himself and a guy walks up on him and is

01:08:44.040 recording a video and like talks him out

01:08:47.160 of it and it's all video and the dudes like

01:08:51.100 bawling crying and stuff like sometimes I'm

01:08:54.420 like is some of this on tick tock is it

01:08:55.760 even real but this thing looked pretty

01:08:57.420 real it's like I feel like there are people 0.98

01:09:00.360 that fake some whack shit but I feel like 0.99

01:09:01.860 that'd be pretty fucking whack to fake 0.99

01:09:03.720 that yeah can you see that Zach do you I 0.92

01:09:06.520 don't know how you would even look I'm

01:09:07.420 trying to find it I'm trying and I know

01:09:09.320 it's probably gonna set off alarms even

01:09:10.780 looking for it

01:09:11.640 whoa when did you start to feel like okay

01:09:17.280 I'm turning I'm turning a corner here so

01:09:19.240 so you you know you end up at the commune

01:09:21.540 you got the music going you've obviously

01:09:23.200 had some uh juvenile issues starting out

01:09:26.840 like out of the gate trouble in Georgia um

01:09:30.060 you can't you you know but you have this

01:09:33.580 vibe that everybody loves you're doing

01:09:35.700 music when does it start to kind of turn

01:09:37.640 for you and you realize okay I really have

01:09:40.900 to lean into this or you just realize that

01:09:43.660 it's getting bigger yeah it was right at

01:09:45.680 the end of my uh my commune stay in

01:09:48.560 Montana I was just finishing up that

01:09:50.120 probation I had about a year left in

01:09:52.640 college and I was working hell out dude

01:09:54.860 I was going crazy I was so motivated that

01:09:56.640 I was a full-time student 18 credits at

01:09:59.720 University of Wisconsin and in Madison

01:10:02.360 Madison yeah dang baby yeah I used to do

01:10:04.940 the comedy on state before in there oh

01:10:06.660 I remember that's first place I ever got

01:10:08.520 kicked out of yeah in my life yeah man

01:10:10.400 place is great anyways I uh and it was

01:10:13.420 doing that I was working 20 hours a week

01:10:15.260 at this place that would have probably

01:10:16.540 ended up being my job if it wasn't you

01:10:18.240 know for the music stuff that popped up

01:10:19.880 and uh I ran this pizza company with my

01:10:23.960 homie basically the pizza roller basically

01:10:26.860 what we did for about almost two years we

01:10:29.800 bought like a souped-up golf cart and we

01:10:32.620 put this trailer on the back that was like

01:10:34.280 this metal thing that kept things warm

01:10:36.040 partner with a partner with a local

01:10:37.800 local pizza chain and what was it called

01:10:40.500 uh not I was about to say Fazoli's no it's

01:10:44.940 it was a great pizza place Fabian's or

01:10:47.540 something I don't know it was it was it

01:10:49.160 wasn't the best pizza in town but it was

01:10:50.720 like we would hire kids to drive this

01:10:52.520 thing around play music put lights on it

01:10:54.920 and they would sell pizza by the slice to

01:10:56.780 the drunk kids at one of the bars to do it

01:10:58.880 we do it four nights a week they go out

01:11:00.680 there from like 9 p.m. till 3 a.m. and

01:11:03.640 just sell pizza at all the drunkens yeah and

01:11:06.140 that was like that was like my first

01:11:07.860 business after that took off and we made

01:11:11.000 we made a good a good bag on that while

01:11:13.100 we were students yeah and you're giving

01:11:14.880 the people what they want it's what you've

01:11:16.280 always done you're giving the people

01:11:17.840 what thank you thank you and and then I

01:11:20.000 uh man I think I have like a year left

01:11:22.020 of college and uh it was either like oh

01:11:24.680 I'd take this job in Atlanta they're

01:11:26.780 gonna make this my own office and like

01:11:28.520 run this whole program or it's like I

01:11:30.380 really like this rap stuff and it's kind

01:11:31.980 of starting to take off but it was like

01:11:34.040 yeah right down to that probation period

01:11:35.460 in Montana I had a song that blew up and

01:11:37.560 they posted on bleacher report and I was

01:11:39.200 like hey like this is kind of lit and

01:11:42.240 then I said you know what like I love

01:11:44.240 y'all but I'm taking the summer off I

01:11:46.040 need to like do this and then I just

01:11:47.620 kept grinding and uh finally revealed my

01:11:50.740 face that whole time I hadn't revealed

01:11:52.180 my face my first two years I was like

01:11:54.980 under wraps because I didn't want anyone

01:11:57.080 to know about it because I thought it

01:11:58.340 was lame I was like I was afraid of

01:11:59.600 people discovering me and being like oh

01:12:01.060 that's Matt Hirey like like what's he

01:12:03.700 doing and my boss obviously I'm talking

01:12:05.800 rapping about like piping my dentist and 0.99

01:12:08.320 shit I didn't want my boss to see that oh 0.99

01:12:10.200 yeah so so I didn't reveal my face at 0.99

01:12:13.360 all I was just posting all these like 50s

01:12:15.660 pin-up girls as my artwork and like all 0.92

01:12:17.880 my announcements and everything were

01:12:19.060 like were you self-conscious a little

01:12:22.220 bit I didn't want to be that guy that

01:12:23.860 was like at least in my town there was

01:12:25.920 maybe like seven of them that were like

01:12:27.540 the rappers that were like handing out

01:12:29.820 mixtapes I don't want to be that guy at

01:12:31.040 all so I didn't tell any of my good

01:12:32.520 friends besides like my roommates until

01:12:34.040 like a year in I was like once I have

01:12:36.320 some like actual following I'll tell

01:12:38.360 people and I finally actually met a guy

01:12:43.300 at a party it was it was at a party I

01:12:45.840 met this dude named Charlie still my boy

01:12:49.220 he uh he recognized my voice recognized

01:12:53.120 my voice and he's happened to be a

01:12:54.660 videographer he recognized my voice when

01:12:56.200 I was talking to me he's like bro are you

01:12:57.340 are you young gravy I never even

01:12:59.540 mentioned where I was from or anything I

01:13:01.140 faked like I was from Atlanta and then I

01:13:03.060 faked like I was from New York this dude

01:13:04.940 recognized my voice ended up being a

01:13:06.480 videographer we made the Mr. Clean video

01:13:08.520 which is like probably my biggest music

01:13:10.900 video now that's how I revealed my face

01:13:13.540 uh I partly blew up just because everyone

01:13:16.740 thought I was black and then they were 1.00

01:13:18.400 like because my voice and everyone was

01:13:19.840 like oh he's a white dude yeah like a 0.99

01:13:22.420 skinny white dude riding a horse black 0.98

01:13:25.380 throat white else and uh yeah and then I 0.94

01:13:29.540 uh that was that man then it really that

01:13:32.640 popped off got a million views in a week

01:13:34.160 and I was like all right something

01:13:34.880 something serious is happening it's big

01:13:37.200 and uh get you going then when something

01:13:38.700 goes like that yeah okay now now this is

01:13:41.940 what I am and I started getting flown out

01:13:44.000 to like labels in New York and I had to

01:13:45.940 like skip dude it was sick I was I'd walk

01:13:47.520 into my like college lectures and I was a

01:13:49.260 marketing major so it's 80 percent girls

01:13:50.900 in those classes and I walk in there with

01:13:52.780 my letter from like universal music group

01:13:55.340 I'd be like yo I'm sorry brother I'd say

01:13:56.980 it's super loud too but yo man my bad like

01:13:59.100 I gotta I gotta go meet with the label

01:14:01.620 about this record deal real quick man I was

01:14:03.940 I had a nice last little semester there

01:14:06.000 any babies want to roll four babies 1.00

01:14:07.740 who's trying to pull up man wow no yeah so

01:14:11.400 that was that's how I knew and uh ended up

01:14:15.040 getting a tour booked and I started one

01:14:17.240 week after I graduated couldn't make the

01:14:18.640 graduation ceremony because I had a show 0.98

01:14:20.020 in New York damn you think you'll ever go 0.98

01:14:21.680 back and walk probably not I could just 0.98

01:14:24.760 like get a you know I could should I might

01:14:27.900 be a cool I mean maybe a cool be pretty

01:14:30.460 fire maybe kind of tired I'm going I'm

01:14:32.560 going back to my high school for the

01:14:33.740 first time in like 10 years oh yeah uh

01:14:36.040 over Christmas to do a little charity

01:14:37.280 event which would be cool that's awesome

01:14:38.880 yeah yeah maybe I will do maybe we'll go 0.98

01:14:41.380 walk fuck it um what's in the news 0.99

01:14:45.520 let's let's let's just see what's 1.00

01:14:46.920 happening in the world oh you had you

01:14:48.040 talked about a stalker they had another

01:14:49.080 stalker that happened what was that some

01:14:50.700 celebrity was dealing with it yeah Kim

01:14:53.880 K uh we saw this in the news she got a

01:14:56.080 restraining order against a guy who I

01:14:57.980 guess claims that he's talking to her

01:14:59.880 telepathically oh see that's I think

01:15:03.020 this is one of the byproducts you get of

01:15:05.020 like this metaverse thing and like a lot

01:15:07.580 of these uh avatars is that people start to

01:15:11.580 believe then that they are in instances

01:15:15.480 with you uh this man it says um Andre

01:15:21.180 Persaud uh is prohibited from contacting 1.00

01:15:25.440 her Persaud showed up at her home at

01:15:27.840 least three times oh um yeah he's say

01:15:32.240 100 yards away for the next five years

01:15:34.020 but what what what what does he mean

01:15:35.760 telepathically is he getting wheat is he

01:15:37.760 doing did he probably bought one of the

01:15:40.040 they probably had a free weed you bought

01:15:41.400 with one of those lip kits or something

01:15:42.960 yeah I guess he claimed to be he claimed to

01:15:45.860 be armed and showed up at her house three

01:15:47.480 times that's pretty yeah that's not that's

01:15:49.900 not the vibe at all man yeah and also 0.99

01:15:52.080 these bitches seem like ghosts now 1.00

01:15:53.460 anyway almost so it's like I'm not 1.00

01:15:55.320 surprised that if one of them showed up 0.96

01:15:57.400 through Ouija god damn what else they got 0.96

01:16:00.940 man yeah you were talking about school 0.98

01:16:02.460 they just announced what the Oxford

01:16:03.760 Dictionary 2022 word of the year is oh

01:16:06.160 let's get it you ready mm-hmm the Oxford

01:16:09.740 Dictionary word of the year what do you

01:16:12.840 think it would be based on this year so

01:16:14.720 far what would you each guess oh that's a

01:16:16.500 good question gas that's a good one

01:16:20.820 extra desert extra definitions now let

01:16:23.580 me think what's a word that hasn't been

01:16:24.740 it's gonna be like a word that's been

01:16:26.680 used very often or something yeah or is

01:16:28.960 it a word they're adding new yeah what is

01:16:30.780 yeah the whole the vibe is every year

01:16:32.760 it's like what kind of enters the

01:16:34.320 lexicon that the Oxford Dictionary

01:16:36.080 thinks that they need to start okay you

01:16:38.300 know trying to think about like social

01:16:39.960 media and what people really say a lot

01:16:41.680 oh tick-tock yeah I mean well tick-tocks

01:16:46.000 I think a tick-tock like you know what 0.99

01:16:48.180 I'm saying like a tick-tock type vibe

01:16:50.140 yes to s y-a-s-s that's a good call oh I 1.00

01:16:55.440 would say vibe vibe vibe but vibe I've

01:16:58.880 been around for a little while that's the

01:16:59.780 thing is you can't you can't use a word

01:17:01.260 that exists oh yeah oh man what about

01:17:08.960 that uh but dussy people say but dussy 0.98

01:17:11.760 bussy I don't think they put bussy in 1.00

01:17:14.400 there but bussy does mean boy pussy 1.00

01:17:15.820 yeah or ass pussy they used to call it 1.00

01:17:18.120 ass pussy ass pussy yeah respect um I 1.00

01:17:21.840 remember this lady at this gas station 1.00

01:17:23.200 would always say we y'all trying to get 1.00

01:17:24.960 that ass pussy every time we'd stop there 1.00

01:17:26.600 to get some gas and we didn't know what 1.00

01:17:27.720 she was talking about dude huh she was a

01:17:30.340 dude she might have been I don't know 1.00

01:17:32.080 she's offering that ass pussy uh we can't 1.00

01:17:34.920 get it man what's up what is it are you 1.00

01:17:36.360 ready for it goblin mode 0.99

01:17:38.500 goblin mode oh my god that is fucking 0.98

01:17:42.060 funny man I don't know exactly what it 0.97

01:17:45.000 means but it's a sign I think I do know

01:17:46.900 what it means describes as unapologetically

01:17:49.500 self-indulgent lazy slovenly or greedy

01:17:52.420 behavior oh that's America I regularly

01:17:55.140 enter goblin mode man that is funny I

01:17:57.500 was expecting worse as a definition

01:18:00.060 goblin mode so who yeah whose fans are

01:18:03.320 goblin motors then I wonder

01:18:04.860 uh playboy party for sure yeah his fans 0.99

01:18:09.000 are tweakers are they oh yeah damn they're 0.98

01:18:12.380 cool but they're just like I'll say yeet 1.00

01:18:14.320 fans though yeah and what about is little do

01:18:17.660 they still have is that a done thing you

01:18:19.620 think people being named little something

01:18:21.060 like little because it kind of turned into

01:18:24.000 like I'm a young right keep that in mind

01:18:26.880 before you speak uh I'm a young but I spell

01:18:29.860 it a special way I mean little baby is

01:18:33.420 one of the most simple names that I've

01:18:35.060 ever heard and he is one of the biggest

01:18:36.760 artists on earth good point uh yeah they

01:18:39.860 had little peep they had because then it

01:18:42.200 started asap is out now asap is kind of

01:18:44.420 asap yeah yeah yeah but that's a part of a

01:18:46.800 click you know it's like it's like me and

01:18:48.480 the other youngs aren't really a click you

01:18:50.120 know oh so asap is part of a click asap

01:18:52.140 everything is a click yeah I didn't know

01:18:53.680 that's a group yeah oh wow I think it's

01:18:55.800 always striving prosper pretty dope I think

01:18:58.760 everyone in asap is cool it is I didn't

01:19:00.380 realize that I just thought every it was

01:19:02.020 just random you got young you got a

01:19:05.220 little you got a couple bigs out there

01:19:07.900 big boy big sean um I wonder what would

01:19:11.900 be a good name can we see what the other

01:19:13.560 words are for the past couple years yeah

01:19:16.180 I'm curious a good name you think about

01:19:18.460 a rapper name for you

01:19:20.020 talking about theobo man we go 0.92

01:19:25.560 hmm what to let people comment hey if

01:19:34.560 you're watching on YouTube put below what

01:19:36.240 you think my rapper name would be and it

01:19:38.480 can be good or bad you can make fun of me

01:19:40.000 if you want thick oh yeah oh something

01:19:46.600 GED would be good a little GED yeah

01:19:49.820 no that doesn't really work

01:19:54.760 thalamus

01:19:58.300 victorium 0.99

01:20:00.800 GED oh damn that sounds pretty good 0.98

01:20:04.100 thalamus victorium GED that sounds like 0.99

01:20:06.100 uh like some harry potter pervy harry 1.00

01:20:08.960 potter kind of some horny shit yeah yeah 1.00

01:20:11.240 yeah yeah oh I've been horned out 1.00

01:20:13.300 these are the other words of the year 0.64

01:20:15.660 asap horny asap horny that's not bad 0.94

01:20:18.640 little medium little medium is hard 0.99

01:20:21.640 especially if you're like a seancer 1.00

01:20:24.060 mm-hmm if you're reading brains bro

01:20:26.560 a little medium that'd be pretty good

01:20:28.180 well like throbbing Vaughn would that

01:20:30.320 would that work that sound more like 0.83

01:20:32.160 just for sex I want to be able to do

01:20:33.940 some music too 0.81

01:20:34.780 my monthly all right facts facts I want

01:20:36.580 to have a talent

01:20:37.200 throat Vaughn

01:20:38.960 oh I know I don't want that dog

01:20:41.640 you rap with it man come on man 0.98

01:20:43.420 throat Vaughn

01:20:44.240 I'm gonna have a lot of dudes rolling

01:20:46.020 up with that meat mail trying to put it 0.99

01:20:47.840 fucking trying to put a letter in a box dog 1.00

01:20:49.960 yeah we got young gravy and throat Vaughn 1.00

01:20:51.880 man new mixtape

01:20:53.180 that's right make them say 0.88

01:20:55.640 what do we got what are they

01:21:00.320 what do we got

01:21:01.380 last couple were kind of whack but so

01:21:03.520 2021 was vax

01:21:04.860 like vaccination right whatever

01:21:07.420 2020 2020 was words of an unprecedented

01:21:10.500 year which again is like

01:21:11.920 I don't know climate emergency dude 0.99

01:21:14.180 I like how it was all this shit and 0.98

01:21:15.660 then we got goblin mode this year 0.99

01:21:17.360 dude somebody they must have a different

01:21:19.740 sponsor obviously this year is sponsored

01:21:21.760 by uh by monster energy dude if they

01:21:24.980 went into goblin mode toxic youth

01:21:26.920 youth quake I like that man I don't

01:21:29.240 know any of these words youth quake is

01:21:30.620 kind of lit though

01:21:31.380 it sounds a little sus on it

01:21:33.480 wow they added an emoji

01:21:35.640 word of the year in 2015 was an emoji 0.99

01:21:38.740 damn life sucks man oh there we go vape 0.99

01:21:41.640 was already one selfie squeezed middle 1.00

01:21:45.340 what's that squeezed middle yeah that's

01:21:48.440 good carbon footprint

01:21:50.040 sudoku podcast okay 2005

01:21:54.560 look at how much better things were

01:21:57.960 brand we had sudoku and podcast good

01:22:00.980 carbon neutral yeah I think it got bad

01:22:03.660 in 2009 when they called us simples it

01:22:05.580 was simples and unfriend and now we're

01:22:07.500 looking at vape selfie and I was getting

01:22:10.080 bad yeah that's when it got we are

01:22:12.880 what else we got Zach anything else in

01:22:14.220 the news with the Hindi word of the

01:22:16.580 year oh yeah it was right there it was

01:22:19.220 right there go back

01:22:19.880 I couldn't I couldn't really read what

01:22:23.880 it was man maybe I don't want to

01:22:25.540 pronounce it

01:22:26.300 you got it you got it man

01:22:31.060 Samvidhan or the constitution I'm gonna

01:22:35.380 go with uh atman urbata or suffer 1.00

01:22:39.420 lines all right yeah yeah I don't have

01:22:41.500 a lot of Hindi information what I was

01:22:42.860 expecting honestly unfortunately um

01:22:45.640 what is your age range I know you do a

01:22:47.320 lot of the milfing what is the age 0.97

01:22:49.440 range on that um and what is the age

01:22:52.620 range on that on that milfing so I'm

01:22:55.860 not um are you an age demon or is it

01:22:58.680 just matter is it just about I think

01:23:00.140 it's gonna be like I mean I think most

01:23:02.180 people probably can assume but like you

01:23:04.020 know some people just don't really get

01:23:05.360 it like I'm not loyal to only older

01:23:08.400 women no it's not yeah people do make

01:23:11.120 that assumption because like there's a

01:23:12.440 video that dropped of me walking in

01:23:16.160 Buffalo New York with this girl who was

01:23:18.340 just clearly not a milf whole lands and

01:23:21.440 it got like six million views and all the

01:23:23.660 comments were just oh my god bro that's

01:23:25.680 not a milf what is going on I was like

01:23:27.500 dude like I mean yeah milfs are dope but 1.00

01:23:30.560 I'm not I'm not I'm not it's like a

01:23:32.100 solar eclipse or something I'm not

01:23:33.420 discriminating man uh the age range I

01:23:36.480 mean they had a girl that was four

01:23:39.300 years younger than me for a little bit

01:23:40.520 okay she's sweetheart she had a child

01:23:42.680 very mature she did not have a child

01:23:43.980 okay uh the oldest woman I've been with 1.00

01:23:46.140 was um 54 okay and that was 28 years

01:23:53.380 older than me right yeah I think that's

01:23:56.360 very fair man my my mom and dad were 0.99

01:23:59.360 38 years apart really yeah damn mine 0.98

01:24:02.760 are 21 years apart wow that's far 0.98

01:24:04.720 were and uh that's although I thought

01:24:07.120 was that was a lot one of your parents

01:24:09.160 passed away yeah my dad died when I was

01:24:10.820 16 oh man so did mine when you're 16 1.00

01:24:13.600 yeah really yeah he had cancer fuck man 0.99

01:24:16.940 my dad found my eyes hit his head while 1.00

01:24:19.900 walking my dog my dad was way older

01:24:22.000 though my dad was born in 1933 in

01:24:25.040 Switzerland was he really yeah dude my

01:24:27.320 dad was born in 1910 or 1912 in 0.91

01:24:32.980 Nicaragua wow damn we got a similar 0.92

01:24:36.600 situation man yeah so my my grandparents 0.94

01:24:38.920 Rudolph and Verino were from like 1880

01:24:42.060 or something yeah my dad was born in

01:24:43.500 1933 mom born in like 56 and yeah 23 year

01:24:48.640 difference and I uh here I am man I like

01:24:52.500 to have an older parents like yeah well I

01:24:55.140 think it probably adds some sort of a

01:24:56.560 worldliness to you and as well like

01:24:58.320 things you're you know you don't even

01:24:59.400 recognize that and you have to also I

01:25:04.220 think I realized I was thinking about

01:25:05.360 this the other day you're watching an

01:25:07.240 older person so then how you interact

01:25:09.600 with the world and how you interact with

01:25:10.740 things is probably going to be a little

01:25:12.860 bit different than if you have like a

01:25:14.880 capable and you know constantly on the

01:25:17.600 go father whereas if you have someone

01:25:19.660 that's probably just um even just

01:25:21.780 spending more time at peace or relax and

01:25:23.860 they're just sitting there my dad would

01:25:25.400 just sleep all the time and his eyes

01:25:26.960 would start leaking and uh I didn't

01:25:29.140 know what was going on he was just old

01:25:30.560 you know people get older yeah absolutely

01:25:33.300 wait so how how old was he when he

01:25:35.340 passed he was 86 86 while you were 16 but

01:25:40.440 that's so wild man gosh what a dark

01:25:42.340 surprise your dad just went for a walk

01:25:44.120 his head we were uh it was the middle of

01:25:47.080 winter uh he slipped on the ice hit his

01:25:49.260 head and like didn't realize it till like

01:25:52.140 five hours later be like internal brain

01:25:53.860 bleeding and he started having a bad 0.97

01:25:54.800 reaction it's fucked up because I was at 0.98

01:25:56.700 my homie's house we were like smoking 0.95

01:25:58.020 and just chilling and I got a call from my

01:25:59.400 mom like yo dad's in the hospital like

01:26:01.400 you were stoned you should come I was

01:26:02.940 stoned and it freaked me out extra I mean

01:26:04.620 about the time I got there obviously I

01:26:05.700 sobered up but I was uh yeah it was just

01:26:08.680 really bad timing um but I think overall

01:26:11.580 it kind of helped me in life man like

01:26:14.180 like I at least looking back I'm proud of

01:26:16.400 how I how I took it you know I I it

01:26:19.360 motivated me my mom kind of shut down

01:26:21.260 for a while and couldn't do a lot because

01:26:23.420 she was just like you hit her so hard

01:26:25.140 um so I kind of became the man of the

01:26:27.660 house when I was 16 and I had to get

01:26:29.760 myself into college and do all this

01:26:31.520 stuff and I think it motivated me a lot 0.99

01:26:33.900 man like I miss my dad like like shit but 0.64

01:26:36.240 but I think that that was a you know a 0.98

01:26:38.540 turning point for me did you get to say

01:26:41.660 anything to him when you got to the

01:26:42.620 hospital or he was unconscious no it was

01:26:45.160 it was bad timing I think right when I

01:26:47.000 got there he had just like reached the

01:26:48.700 point of like not being able to talk

01:26:50.120 anymore uh so it's like kind of like 0.95

01:26:52.020 cough and shit but yeah yeah and 0.91

01:26:54.140 obviously I said to him I don't know 0.99

01:26:55.420 maybe you hopefully heard it um but yeah

01:26:59.440 man that was I was 16 it was January

01:27:01.540 uh he's born in Switzerland I think I

01:27:06.620 said that and Swiss citizen and

01:27:08.400 everything man I still see his family

01:27:09.880 sometimes he had no so he had five

01:27:14.820 siblings grew up in a family of six and

01:27:16.760 every single one of them has died in an

01:27:18.340 accident except for the two that are

01:27:19.920 alive who are like 95 and 96 so my 0.99

01:27:23.400 family's just on some shit yeah and you 0.99

01:27:25.900 just hurt yourself yeah I do I break my 1.00

01:27:28.140 my shit all the time man is that extra 1.00

01:27:29.920 two inches that you're extra two inches 1.00

01:27:31.660 man I'm gonna survive man I'm not gonna

01:27:34.040 die I think if I got it if I make it to

01:27:36.400 50 I'm gonna be happy um yeah I'm sorry

01:27:40.380 about that man that's it's interesting

01:27:42.360 that when that kind of stuff happens

01:27:43.760 and then how it processes it into the

01:27:45.680 rest of your life did your mother

01:27:46.680 remarry my mom's had a few boyfriends 1.00

01:27:50.020 since uh and I'm always talking with

01:27:51.840 her about it we're really close my mom

01:27:53.180 and I became like best friends was she

01:27:54.660 at your show the other night not

01:27:56.220 every night she's been a few on this

01:27:57.620 tour she's coming tomorrow actually we're

01:27:58.900 going to Austin Texas tomorrow my mom

01:28:01.700 and I are super tight man I yeah three

01:28:04.840 much as I can um she's had a few

01:28:06.860 boyfriends since then but like you

01:28:08.180 know I'm protective yeah they're whack

01:28:09.800 one of them was cool but one of them

01:28:10.960 was whack so you know I think she's 1.00

01:28:13.620 you know she's still in love with him

01:28:14.500 so so uh she's trying things out but uh

01:28:17.980 yeah I wonder if I fight I wonder if

01:28:20.280 love love kind of feels like it goes on

01:28:22.300 after we die doesn't it it feels like

01:28:23.740 it has like a power that's bigger than

01:28:25.080 us do you ever think about something

01:28:26.200 like that I remember at one point uh

01:28:28.600 the one time that I really felt like I

01:28:30.040 was in love with somebody it was this

01:28:31.040 girl uh I don't know I want to say

01:28:33.080 about three years ago and I was like

01:28:35.360 like I was more afraid of her dying

01:28:37.640 than anything else I was like she could

01:28:38.680 break up with me it's all good but if

01:28:39.800 she died like you know I was like dude 1.00

01:28:41.560 I'm gonna be fucked up forever wow you 0.99

01:28:43.160 know because I was like man like I'm 1.00

01:28:44.640 love this bitch and I don't want you 1.00

01:28:47.300 know that like forever the rest of my 1.00

01:28:49.540 life think that like they compare

01:28:52.520 everything in my life to her you know

01:28:54.260 now that we broke up and like

01:28:56.460 everything's over and like I see what

01:28:58.060 she's on now it's like I feel better

01:28:59.660 this is like oh like she's happy I'm

01:29:02.520 happy we're different it makes sense

01:29:04.340 that we're separated rather than like

01:29:05.680 oh this could have been perfect and

01:29:07.480 then she died you know yeah love yeah

01:29:10.400 well yeah uh yeah uh I mean love

01:29:12.720 almost feels dangerous and it's almost

01:29:14.280 like damn do I even want to go to this 0.97

01:29:16.120 thing that's fucking scary bro when it 0.99

01:29:19.360 you know when it incites feelings like 0.97

01:29:20.940 that and like you know it's funny

01:29:23.360 because being in love people think like

01:29:24.960 oh I want to be in love that it just

01:29:26.620 is like only this positive thing but

01:29:28.400 it's kind of got this trap door that's

01:29:30.240 you know you got to be careful your

01:29:32.260 footing in there yeah I think I was

01:29:33.980 only been like maybe like one or two

01:29:35.780 other times one of them was pretty

01:29:36.820 recently but I kind of felt that same

01:29:38.560 way and uh man it's it's hard because

01:29:41.620 it's like yo especially with like at

01:29:43.660 least how I live and I've assumed kind

01:29:44.940 of how you live it's like when you're

01:29:45.800 traveling all the time it's really hard

01:29:47.880 to like you know you gotta find the

01:29:49.980 right person that's down to like you

01:29:51.600 know accept that you're gonna be gone

01:29:52.900 all the time and be all over uh yeah be

01:29:56.040 around people and you got to see it

01:29:58.620 yeah yeah yeah so um yeah it's that's

01:30:03.080 a hard look man it's hard when there's

01:30:04.580 opportunities to meet women and did you

01:30:07.160 get a lot of girls growing up I mean 1.00

01:30:08.400 you're probably you seem like a tall

01:30:09.940 kind of handsomer guy you guys usually

01:30:11.240 do pretty well I'm tall um I uh actually

01:30:14.740 know what I think part of the reason I

01:30:16.880 sort of have game now is because when I

01:30:18.800 was um around maybe 15 16 I was part of

01:30:22.680 like this in my hometown there was the

01:30:24.200 skaters and there was the hicks right oh

01:30:26.260 yeah and the Somalians those were like

01:30:27.960 three small hands Somalians oh Somalians

01:30:31.040 a lot of them in Minnesota I was like 0.98

01:30:32.580 damn small hands I want to see these 1.00

01:30:34.600 motherfuckers small hands those are my 1.00

01:30:36.300 those are my boys so it was like those 1.00

01:30:38.320 were like the three groups of like the

01:30:39.920 dudes within my hometown there's three

01:30:41.300 there's four high schools but like still

01:30:42.660 it was kind of like split uh skater

01:30:45.420 stoners hicks that like drove trucks

01:30:47.600 forced to boost them the Somalians which 1.00

01:30:49.240 were like well we I mean not just

01:30:51.700 Somalians you know there's the 0.98

01:30:52.460 Vietnamese there's everybody but

01:30:53.680 everyone kind of had their little like

01:30:54.740 crews uh but then there was just all the

01:30:57.660 girls were kind of like free game like 1.00

01:30:59.760 like all over you know what I'm saying

01:31:01.140 uh where was I even going with this

01:31:03.400 you were saying when I was growing up

01:31:04.820 there was three types of people and I

01:31:06.140 was like oh do you know anything about

01:31:07.920 um

01:31:08.440 yeah it was like did you have game in

01:31:12.020 high school oh did I have game yeah

01:31:13.200 yeah okay yeah sorry the whole thing is

01:31:15.680 uh all my friends in my little skate 0.99

01:31:18.660 skater crew were handsome motherfuckers 0.96

01:31:20.460 they're really good at skateboarding and 0.98

01:31:21.900 I wasn't that good at skateboarding and

01:31:23.220 I was had kind of ugly skinny had acne 0.99

01:31:25.380 and shit so I had to develop game in 1.00

01:31:28.180 order to wheel on the same women that 1.00

01:31:29.720 all my peers were wheeling on you know

01:31:32.380 what I'm saying so I developed game

01:31:33.740 early and uh dude I used to just like go

01:31:37.880 out solo and like go to like dude I was

01:31:41.200 like 15 or 16 and I would just go out to

01:31:42.840 like either like a bar and like find my

01:31:44.540 way in or like go wherever and just like

01:31:46.580 meet women sober and just like meet and

01:31:49.280 like see like try to train myself you

01:31:51.240 know and then I finally got that game

01:31:53.340 and like I have some really hot

01:31:54.740 girlfriends and in high school that made 1.00

01:31:57.460 me look ugly as shit because I was dusty 0.97

01:31:59.340 and I never really like came up and like 0.99

01:32:01.940 I kind of grew into my body when I was

01:32:03.840 in college and like you know got the

01:32:05.480 facial hair like became like a normal

01:32:07.500 looking dude I wasn't like I wasn't like 0.99

01:32:09.160 a fucking little trash can man but I was 0.98

01:32:11.860 definitely a little dusty I can see you 1.00

01:32:13.960 kind of look like almost like George

01:32:15.100 Washington's fine son I'll take that man 0.99

01:32:18.060 shit let's go okay thank you sir so uh 0.99

01:32:22.420 so yeah man I developed game early on and 0.92

01:32:24.400 I think that that sort of confidence and

01:32:26.460 charisma carried into my music and helped

01:32:28.720 a lot with like just even like any risks

01:32:31.480 I was taking yeah you got to be kind yeah

01:32:34.560 you have to be really confident up there

01:32:36.040 to do that it's interesting watching

01:32:39.360 somebody it's funny watching somebody else

01:32:41.500 do their art you can't even believe that

01:32:44.400 you do anything that's even remotely

01:32:46.000 similar to it yeah it's a bit different

01:32:47.960 yeah like I was up there with Trevor the

01:32:49.920 other night watching we're like dude we

01:32:51.200 should have freaking done music dude we're

01:32:53.280 so pissed at ourselves because it just

01:32:55.140 there's such a different energy like with

01:32:57.360 comedy it's just like hey you're almost

01:32:59.320 just like hey don't you wish I could do

01:33:01.880 music you know it's almost like you just

01:33:04.080 wish you could you know um but it's funny

01:33:07.420 watching somebody else perform sometimes it

01:33:08.740 doesn't even feel like you do anything

01:33:10.200 similar to that yeah I remember the I

01:33:13.040 think I've been on your shows but I've

01:33:14.240 been a few Trevor's and uh I mean I I get

01:33:18.120 so impressed with last one I was at

01:33:20.540 Chris Delia came out Anthony Jessen that

01:33:23.020 came out and uh Mark Hayes and man the

01:33:26.060 just the the uh what's the word just the

01:33:29.680 improv levels were insane man I was like

01:33:32.540 very impressed I feel like anyone who

01:33:34.480 does comedy am I wrong in thinking that

01:33:36.420 anyone who does comedy would be really

01:33:37.740 good at acting I don't know I feel like 0.99

01:33:40.180 you could slay that shit yeah I think 0.99

01:33:42.100 acting is just a lot more like even I 1.00

01:33:43.960 did a part in a movie recently with

01:33:46.020 Bobby Lee it was a friend of mine's

01:33:47.380 movie this guy Lodge it's about a sober

01:33:49.260 living and we did some parts in it and

01:33:52.500 even watching back watching some of it

01:33:54.700 back I'm like oh acting you don't move

01:33:56.740 at all like even like I didn't think I

01:34:00.100 was moving much like when I were 0.97

01:34:01.460 recording but I was like oh damn 0.86

01:34:03.680 there's some parts where I'm even 0.94

01:34:04.620 moving too much like you like acting is

01:34:06.760 like you're not doing anything bro I

01:34:09.300 mean you're getting the message across

01:34:10.620 but that's all you're doing you know I

01:34:13.300 probably tried some acting with comedy 0.99

01:34:15.240 central recently that shit was actually 0.98

01:34:16.500 a lot of fun I saw what was it uh I did 0.97

01:34:19.000 like four little sketches with them there

01:34:20.680 was one I saw that was I think it was for

01:34:22.140 p it was a pizza hut maybe or something 0.99

01:34:23.640 pizza I did I did some shit pizza hut too 0.95

01:34:25.360 it was good I did with comedy central I 0.98

01:34:27.960 did one it was like a it was like a

01:34:29.160 polyamorous rom-com and then there was

01:34:32.060 one about me being a human taxidermist

01:34:34.080 uh one about me meeting God and we're

01:34:36.940 about to drop this one called uh yeah 0.98

01:34:39.180 that shit's funny oh I nutted on DMT 0.99

01:34:41.200 that one yeah that's another good one 1.00

01:34:44.300 though uh oh we I just got the final

01:34:47.240 cut of this one called uh clot ones I

01:34:49.460 think I can reveal like the plot it's

01:34:51.240 like hot ones but they they hooked me up

01:34:52.660 to a menstrual cramp simulator and like

01:34:54.820 put their own blood at me it was it was

01:34:56.220 lit it's probably going dark over there

01:34:58.580 yeah no it was the whole thing was

01:35:00.020 funny man comedy central's dope uh yeah

01:35:02.920 I had fun I had fun doing a little bit

01:35:04.640 of acting man trying yeah one more of

01:35:06.840 that yeah well yeah that's I mean I I'm

01:35:08.500 not so it's like you're you're kind of

01:35:10.620 like this you're just kind of this

01:35:12.180 energy this force and I think people

01:35:13.620 want to be around it um anything else

01:35:16.340 in the news Zach I'm trying to think

01:35:17.640 of we need a lot of news I got a kind of

01:35:21.120 a crazy video these guys slapping each

01:35:22.760 other at an IHOP can I go pee again

01:35:24.720 yeah sure so what uh oh take me take

01:35:29.880 me through so like you do like sampling

01:35:31.720 a lot of your music you find things you

01:35:33.140 like from the past what's that what is

01:35:35.160 that like uh what are like can you just

01:35:38.620 do that take me through some of that

01:35:40.400 it's complicated uh legally you gotta like

01:35:44.600 clear everything since my lyrics are

01:35:46.440 very not friendly especially for like

01:35:50.200 these older songs where it's the estate

01:35:52.140 or it's someone older who's listening to

01:35:53.940 a lot of times they don't like hip-hop

01:35:55.640 so trying to just straight up clear

01:35:59.100 something doesn't work often a lot of

01:36:01.620 times we'll just bring ideas into the

01:36:02.980 studio and then kind of just recreate or

01:36:05.020 make something similar and that works

01:36:06.260 easier it's like it's annoying so I

01:36:09.960 finally found producers that can just 0.99

01:36:11.120 make their own shit off the top which 0.99

01:36:12.500 is dope but yeah it's it's annoying 0.99

01:36:14.280 what is it so say if you do use a song

01:36:16.760 do you have to if you do want to use

01:36:18.700 something do you have to reach out to

01:36:20.100 them first how does that kind of work

01:36:21.560 I didn't at first when I was uh starting

01:36:23.940 on SoundCloud and doing all that a lot of

01:36:25.460 my songs that blew up really big I I didn't

01:36:27.500 because I didn't even know how and have I

01:36:29.360 didn't have any you know legal folks to

01:36:32.500 help me with it and I uh I just said you

01:36:35.780 know what they can only sue me for as much

01:36:39.260 as I made off the song so it's worth it

01:36:42.240 because you know I'll still get whatever

01:36:43.920 attention I need off of it or whatever

01:36:45.640 uh the only actual time that I've had to

01:36:48.640 like take a song fully down and like

01:36:50.700 give all the money away was George

01:36:52.540 Michaels estate with uh sampled kios

01:36:54.640 whisperer and I'm signing the check this

01:36:56.980 week for the 190k but besides that it's

01:36:59.240 like wow cool so they asked for 190 or

01:37:03.120 did was it negotiated how did you have

01:37:04.640 like announced that was just all the

01:37:06.020 like they had to like get reports that

01:37:07.680 was how much money I made on the song

01:37:08.980 that's a god that's kind of a deep cut

01:37:10.500 too so I was I was impressed that they

01:37:12.100 like figured all that out but I gotta pay

01:37:13.640 in that um everybody else like we'll

01:37:15.980 just you know they'll take a little

01:37:17.400 check and they'll take like some some

01:37:18.880 publishing on the song it's like a

01:37:20.020 percentage but you think it's pretty

01:37:21.920 cool about it uh and nowadays now that

01:37:24.240 I'm signed and everything I can't like

01:37:26.220 I have to go through the full process

01:37:27.760 yeah is it almost kind of a bummer it's

01:37:30.000 like once you get the popular once you

01:37:32.100 kind of get to some levels of

01:37:33.360 achievement you then have to do it

01:37:37.040 messes up my style a lot of like sort

01:37:39.720 of the staples of my style I can't do

01:37:41.100 anymore then I have to like try to

01:37:42.280 recreate in other ways yeah which I

01:37:44.200 found ways to do which is like you

01:37:45.580 know little like old school samples

01:37:47.740 and stuff I can make my own I can make

01:37:49.220 my own sample like full-on uh samples

01:37:53.560 from scratch like a full song but like

01:37:55.980 it's not you know it's not quite the

01:37:58.020 same but but I figured out ways to make

01:37:59.660 it work so is that like say so there's

01:38:01.960 somebody who's wanting to sample stuff

01:38:03.220 they like sampling they're trying to

01:38:04.380 figure out for themselves if they're

01:38:05.340 afraid to put their music out there

01:38:06.720 they're like a new artist right do it

01:38:08.580 would you just tell them to do it

01:38:09.480 yeah do it yeah if you're early do it

01:38:11.240 it's worth it man I I didn't have to

01:38:13.580 deal with any of it until like I mean I

01:38:15.740 think once my songs were getting more

01:38:18.000 than like 30 million streams like that

01:38:20.460 was when people started noticing it's

01:38:22.300 like before that they're not gonna if

01:38:24.020 it's some old at least they're not gonna

01:38:25.280 notice and if you do it right like and

01:38:29.020 they like the song I'm they're most

01:38:31.480 likely gonna clear it out of like 10

01:38:34.200 different situations I had only one of

01:38:36.280 them ended up really bad so I'd say do

01:38:38.220 it I'd say do it if you want to sample

01:38:39.460 something do it it's worth worth a try

01:38:42.100 and you got arrested you said a couple

01:38:44.920 times what was one of the take me

01:38:47.760 through one of those issues yes I know

01:38:49.860 I've told a lot of these stories but I

01:38:51.280 guess I haven't really delved fully into

01:38:52.520 the the the third which was I want to

01:38:56.520 say December 2019 maybe it wasn't that

01:39:02.220 long ago I was it was right before

01:39:03.940 Christmas and I was drunk in Atlanta and

01:39:08.380 I wanted to go get some food right my

01:39:10.720 whole crew that was we're in Buckhead

01:39:12.040 my whole crew that was with me they

01:39:13.060 didn't want to get any food so then I

01:39:14.540 met this random fella spiky hair kind

01:39:17.600 of reddish he was like man like what's

01:39:20.760 good gravy let's go get some pizza and

01:39:23.080 I was like oh yeah so we walked like two

01:39:25.100 blocks and then there's DeKalb tire

01:39:27.220 right tire store right there on the block

01:39:30.060 middle of Buckhead oh yeah he was like

01:39:32.600 yo man this is my dad's my dad's shop

01:39:35.100 this is my dad's place you want to go

01:39:37.280 inside I was like of course yeah let's

01:39:39.420 get it so we got we go around back and

01:39:41.720 he tastes like a sort of like a shovel

01:39:43.040 and like props open the garage door in

01:39:46.620 the back and I guess I just figured it

01:39:48.420 was normal I was like I said this is

01:39:49.920 this is how you get into your dad's

01:39:51.900 business man it's all good yeah and we 0.99

01:39:54.080 get in there we're fucking around like 0.99

01:39:56.720 we're in this tire store like some of the 0.98

01:39:58.400 lights around we're just jumping around

01:39:59.480 like rolling tires back just some drunk 1.00

01:40:01.320 dumb shit rolling tires back and forth 1.00

01:40:03.560 climbing on pallets like having a good 1.00

01:40:05.600 time

01:40:05.880 dude it was it was just like some home 0.98

01:40:10.360 some bonding shit with the homie man I 0.98

01:40:12.820 don't even remember I don't remember 0.98

01:40:13.940 what you're saying yeah I remember his 0.97

01:40:15.740 fucking name anyways yeah I am just like 0.99

01:40:19.320 look down at my phone because I'm gonna 0.99

01:40:20.720 call me and I like look back up and I

01:40:22.220 just like look around I'm like buddy is

01:40:24.500 gone he's completely gone and I couldn't

01:40:27.240 remember what his name was so I'm in

01:40:28.420 this tire store there's like all the 1.00

01:40:30.200 shit laying around I'm like fuck man 1.00

01:40:31.520 like what do I do so I just I just walk 1.00

01:40:33.280 out the back door and there's three

01:40:34.780 cops there like guns out like flashlight 1.00

01:40:37.360 on me like get on the fucking ground 1.00

01:40:39.380 did he set you up you think I don't know 0.99

01:40:41.000 he didn't set me up I think what he I

01:40:42.500 think his dad didn't own it it was it

01:40:45.320 was some random kid who somehow knew

01:40:47.520 that like he could get in the back of

01:40:48.680 his tire shop he brought me in there and 0.98

01:40:51.380 we were like just fucking around and 0.93

01:40:53.220 then he must have noticed that there 0.94

01:40:55.780 was like a cop car or something he ran

01:40:57.360 and then I just walked out like

01:40:59.280 innocently and there's three cops 0.99

01:41:01.480 waiting and I got fucking arrested for 0.99

01:41:03.580 breaking and entering into a tire store 0.98

01:41:05.500 oh dang bro you know what I ended up

01:41:07.740 doing bro is my my Midwestern self man

01:41:10.200 after all that I went to jail for the

01:41:11.500 night it was dude I was in this cell with

01:41:14.380 all these dudes and they were just oh

01:41:15.940 man it was I had to freestyle to like

01:41:17.720 get to gain some you know toilet access I'm

01:41:20.340 sure yeah I was at a huge cell I had to

01:41:22.960 gain some credit by freestyling wow is

01:41:24.940 that scary when you first went in a

01:41:26.580 little bit but I was like I mean I was

01:41:28.200 like you stand out I was just kind of

01:41:30.260 geeking out I was like man I can't

01:41:31.460 believe this is what led me here but it

01:41:33.980 was Fulton County so it was like like

01:41:35.460 you know mid mid Atlanta only white dude

01:41:39.580 there for sure did anybody recognize you

01:41:41.280 in the jail cell there was one kid yep

01:41:42.720 yep yep yep but I was like I was just

01:41:44.480 like no let's not there was another time

01:41:47.440 where I where I my first time going to

01:41:49.080 jail was in Iowa you know I beat up this

01:41:51.300 kid who was being racist to my friend and

01:41:53.340 actually I got bailed out by fans because

01:41:55.620 I put up a story of me like in the jail

01:41:58.800 cell was that forgot to take my phone not

01:42:00.600 the cell in like the processing area and I

01:42:02.420 filmed the other kid that I beat up and it 1.00

01:42:05.520 was him bleeding he was like oh fuck you 1.00

01:42:06.940 but somehow these these fans could tell 1.00

01:42:09.360 that I was in Ames Iowa and they pulled up

01:42:13.320 and paid my bail and got me out dude

01:42:14.980 that's amazing bro got some so literally

01:42:17.100 like the guard walks in he's like hey is

01:42:18.800 there a little gravy in here and I was

01:42:20.140 like yes yes there is yes there is man so

01:42:24.580 that was a good one the tire one I you

01:42:28.300 know I had no explanation I was like yeah

01:42:29.720 man so so my homie his dad owns the place

01:42:33.040 like it's all good like what's his name I was

01:42:34.980 like

01:42:35.260 they hit you with that hard question I was 1.00

01:42:40.100 like shit I don't know man I was drunk and 0.99

01:42:42.440 yeah so I have multiple charges of 0.99

01:42:45.420 criminal trespassing in Georgia now and

01:42:48.100 one well in Iowa that that that one turned

01:42:50.820 into an assault charge and then basically I

01:42:54.200 got a good lawyer the other kid that was

01:42:55.880 in the fight did not and I showed up to

01:42:58.860 court he didn't he now has assault in 0.99

01:43:02.300 Iowa after getting his ass beat and I have 0.99

01:43:05.160 a creating a raucous noise so I created a 0.99

01:43:09.300 raucous noise in Iowa one time defeat and

01:43:11.220 racism that's what the raucous noise yeah

01:43:12.940 I defeated racism man it is a raucous

01:43:15.300 noise man wow yeah that tire shop man we've

01:43:19.900 all been in some kind of instance like

01:43:21.440 that we're just yeah wrong place man I

01:43:24.260 think it was Christmas Christmas Eve that

01:43:26.080 my friend bailed me out the next morning

01:43:27.380 Christmas Eve God it feels good getting

01:43:30.420 out of jail doesn't it something nice

01:43:31.640 about it so good dude when when they come

01:43:34.060 in yourself because because they don't pay

01:43:35.500 you attention in jail if you're you're in

01:43:37.960 there if you have any questions anything

01:43:39.280 you even want to like you know you even

01:43:42.080 want food you they'll turn on the AC on 1.00

01:43:44.920 you get your ass all cold and shit 1.00

01:43:46.200 anything you want they'll just not even 1.00

01:43:48.660 look at you if you ask for it but like

01:43:50.180 when that dude comes in and finally says

01:43:52.160 like yo Matthew Howery it's your time to

01:43:56.080 go

01:43:56.360 I think I shed a tear just about every time

01:43:59.880 at last dude that's hamistad by

01:44:02.080 so what about when you go out where did y'all

01:44:04.920 go eat or something you just go rest what do

01:44:06.540 you do when you get out I never got now ah go

01:44:08.840 out of jail you know you've never gotten

01:44:10.460 out of jail one time and this dude in

01:44:13.960 there kept yelling I remember I got in

01:44:16.000 there we're smoking weed and um some

01:44:20.100 people's house and the cops show up and

01:44:22.540 then they bring two children down from

01:44:24.080 upstairs and I'm like whose children is

01:44:26.980 it and they're like that's a great

01:44:28.820 question y'all are y'all are getting

01:44:30.360 contributing to delinquencies of minors

01:44:32.600 how old were you uh I was probably

01:44:35.360 19 so they brought these two children

01:44:40.180 down and they almost look like bots for

01:44:41.680 like plants dude like I'm sure they

01:44:43.180 brought up the back steps you know like

01:44:45.320 yeah it was just anyway they're like

01:44:48.180 rubbing their eyes it looked too fake

01:44:50.020 right when I'm had a little doll on

01:44:51.180 their hand I'm like these you know what

01:44:52.800 I'm saying and we were just sitting in a

01:44:53.920 living room smoking weed so we all went

01:44:56.060 in a jail I got locked up with this one

01:44:57.780 kid this one dude who kept taking his

01:44:59.480 shirt off and screaming that he wasn't

01:45:02.280 a homosexual you know and I didn't 0.98

01:45:05.540 accuse him of being a homeless you know

01:45:06.860 I think he thought I think he you know

01:45:09.120 like he thought if you went to jail that 0.98

01:45:10.800 you were gonna be a homosexual you know 0.99

01:45:12.160 and it's like I you know I was like I'm 0.98

01:45:14.240 not being homosexual so you're good 1.00

01:45:15.840 dude chill bro like and he kept taking 0.99

01:45:17.960 his fucking shirt off I think he was 0.99

01:45:19.320 trying to trap me like a dude like a 1.00

01:45:20.920 gay trap but um you know that reminds 1.00

01:45:23.960 me the first the first time I got locked 0.82

01:45:25.360 up it was in um also in Georgia it was

01:45:28.160 eight of us uh but but I was we were at a

01:45:31.800 house party wrong place wrong time blah

01:45:33.480 blah blah every time wrong place that's

01:45:35.400 got to be here next time that's yeah in

01:45:37.380 the end I got uh uh charged a bunch of 0.92

01:45:40.100 shit and uh that's what led to the 0.88

01:45:42.380 Montana thing but this situation when we 1.00

01:45:44.800 got there they they kept calling me a 0.99

01:45:46.860 Yankee and they were like not fuck with 0.99

01:45:48.500 me because everyone else was from Georgia 0.99

01:45:49.720 I'm the Minnesota kid and this is like

01:45:51.140 backwards like deliverance Georgia oh yeah

01:45:53.360 and they're calling me a Yankee and 0.98

01:45:54.740 shit and they put all eight all seven my 0.99

01:45:56.880 friends in one cell together and they 1.00

01:45:58.660 put me in a separate one with this dude 0.86

01:45:59.780 Danny Danny was a uh a pedophile on an 0.96

01:46:04.160 oxygen machine so it was like it was like 1.00

01:46:06.700 I'm kind of like they're kind of shitting 0.94

01:46:09.280 on me but they're kind of not but but but 1.00

01:46:10.620 they clearly hated this fucker so they're 0.99

01:46:12.540 putting they put the the the thermostat 1.00

01:46:15.020 down to like 55 and I'm in there and I'm

01:46:17.520 just hiding in the woods so I'm in like a

01:46:19.020 t-shirt and some shorts and I'm wet and

01:46:21.520 Danny luckily got two blankets because he's

01:46:23.440 you know got something wrong with him so

01:46:24.680 he gave me a blanket he told me a lot

01:46:26.720 I was in there for probably 24 hours I 0.99

01:46:28.560 learned a lot of shit from Danny man 0.99

01:46:30.040 Redding Pennsylvania he told me 1.00

01:46:31.320 everything about that damn city try to 0.99

01:46:33.740 teach me how to hotwire a car with no car 0.99

01:46:36.700 in front of you just free like yeah just

01:46:38.300 like imagining it and about how he didn't

01:46:41.540 actually rip rip anyone and you know it 0.81

01:46:43.760 was it was it was interesting like you

01:46:45.400 know 24 hours but uh but yeah man I they

01:46:48.880 just when they get you in that situation 0.99

01:46:51.740 and you're like in the fucking pen it's 0.99

01:46:53.100 like they have all the power and it's 0.99

01:46:54.320 like you know what I don't like this

01:46:55.320 kid he's not from where I'm from so I'm 0.88

01:46:57.040 gonna put him in here with the pedophile

01:46:58.240 and what about nighttime do they have 0.88

01:47:00.020 nighttime in there where they sure it's

01:47:01.500 like lights off kind of thing no there's

01:47:03.120 no lights off no this is like jail like

01:47:05.720 holding it's like in between jail and

01:47:07.820 prison so it's like they really want to 1.00

01:47:09.480 fuck with you and make you feel like 1.00

01:47:10.520 shit so like there's no lights off 1.00

01:47:12.080 temperatures low I was sleeping on like 0.99

01:47:14.280 a little Civil War book that Danny got

01:47:16.100 as a gift from somebody yeah no I didn't

01:47:19.760 get processed for like 14 hours so I was

01:47:21.360 there I was on the floor no bed or

01:47:23.580 anything and you can have your phone

01:47:24.640 with you no I don't know no no it was

01:47:26.900 Iowa Georgia the the jail system was 0.99

01:47:29.320 fucked up Iowa they just lacked and they 0.99

01:47:32.380 just forgot to take my phone so I had it 0.93

01:47:34.140 but now in Georgia it was like everything

01:47:35.580 was taken on site yeah man they don't

01:47:39.500 like they don't like me down there 1.00

01:47:40.580 Georgia just does not fuck with me I'm 1.00

01:47:42.040 banned from a few strip clubs and 1.00

01:47:43.260 nothing Georgia and shit I could see 0.99

01:47:46.260 that though I used to fight people a lot 0.99

01:47:47.980 that was my problem I used to fight

01:47:49.080 people really mm-hmm so I bought some

01:47:51.160 bouncers at Claremont Lounge you ever

01:47:52.500 been there yeah mm-hmm I'm banned from

01:47:54.900 there forever they have like a wanted

01:47:56.040 poster up for me yeah that's so great I

01:47:59.520 have a really good friend who's a

01:48:00.600 professional MMA fighter that I always go

01:48:02.660 out with there so it's like I used to get

01:48:04.740 into this like mentality like oh I don't 0.99

01:48:06.240 give a fuck I'll do whatever I want 0.99

01:48:07.420 because if we get in a fight I'm with Joe 1.00

01:48:09.800 Bradley and yeah man yeah no I got

01:48:14.180 Claremont Lounge god yeah Claremont dude I

01:48:17.940 bought drugs in there and people you

01:48:19.520 don't know if they're me everybody's you

01:48:21.220 know it's sort of like a it's like a

01:48:24.740 little a wild card and you know everything

01:48:27.540 yes yeah it's everything is draw four it's

01:48:30.100 draw 400 bro everybody in there yeah

01:48:31.880 everything's wild in there it is right

01:48:35.220 it's wild it's a great place if you've

01:48:36.520 never been to Claremont Lounge there's

01:48:38.640 senior citizen strippers in there and a 0.90

01:48:40.340 lot of people have heard about it by now

01:48:41.760 but it is a great place to go and a lot

01:48:43.880 of closeted men will go in there and 0.99

01:48:46.000 like who have families and stuff and

01:48:48.220 they'll meet other men in there I 0.94

01:48:49.620 noticed but yeah there's just breasts 1.00

01:48:52.260 that are beyond what you can really 1.00

01:48:54.080 picture anything's a tit in that bitch 1.00

01:48:55.800 yeah you can picture like you picture 1.00

01:48:57.460 the biggest breasts you've ever seen 0.99

01:48:58.700 and they have bigger there dude we 0.98

01:49:00.920 used to do this fun thing in our class

01:49:02.840 in school one of us would go behind

01:49:03.860 they had a chalkboard and a little bit

01:49:05.060 of space between the chalkboard and the

01:49:06.200 wall and one of us would go back in

01:49:08.480 there and you'd like kind of get your

01:49:09.900 pants down or whatever and pull your 0.99

01:49:10.900 nuts like over your wiener kind of and 0.97

01:49:13.060 pretend like it was a baby's head look

01:49:14.600 like a baby's head and you were having

01:49:15.680 a baby and then you'd uh what kind of

01:49:20.200 brought this to mind right now just

01:49:21.940 something kids you know okay like a I

01:49:26.240 don't know what were you talking about 0.99

01:49:27.080 a second I was talking about big tits at 1.00

01:49:28.640 Claremont Lounge yeah so I was just 1.00

01:49:30.120 thinking about crazy shit okay all right 0.99

01:49:31.520 fair enough fair enough yeah but it's 0.99

01:49:32.900 like it would almost look like a baby

01:49:34.240 kind of but I remember the goat they

01:49:36.100 used to call the goat oh yeah pushing it

01:49:37.640 back you push it back and you bend over

01:49:39.280 hurry up the goat yeah this one you kind 0.80

01:49:41.000 of pull your nuts oh you kind of like

01:49:42.460 create this it looks like a baby's head 0.99

01:49:43.920 coming out of your body it's actually

01:49:45.560 it's cool pretty dope it's pretty

01:49:47.880 artistic it's cool that's kind of like a

01:49:49.520 Halloween it's kind of like a Halloween

01:49:50.840 kind of you know definitely so it looks

01:49:53.520 like a meteor artist landed yeah so we

01:49:55.400 gotta wait another couple seasons before

01:49:57.140 we get that again man yeah just missed

01:50:00.400 Halloween man yeah you don't get that

01:50:02.460 every month bro gravy uh the tour it's

01:50:06.360 keep going on how long is this tour gonna

01:50:07.700 go on uh December 16th we got let me

01:50:11.680 think we're doing I'm flying to Austin

01:50:13.160 Texas tomorrow my mom's birthday

01:50:14.780 tomorrow she's going up with my half 0.82

01:50:16.640 sister we're gonna have a good time and

01:50:18.560 then we got four shows in a row in Texas

01:50:20.120 then I come back here actually I just

01:50:21.680 booked my flights today I have three off

01:50:23.420 days so I'm coming back here to LA for a

01:50:25.340 little bit and then we do the west coast

01:50:27.280 like uh Seattle Vancouver Boise a couple

01:50:31.640 couple spots and then uh you know a free

01:50:33.620 man man there you go yeah you pick back

01:50:36.200 up February 9th next year yeah I got

01:50:38.660 some random Australia I'm doing the I'm

01:50:41.360 doing the AVNs in January and I got like

01:50:43.720 one show I think in like Florida and then

01:50:47.500 yeah Australia man hey man man Australia

01:50:50.380 New Zealand Tasmania and Hawaii I never

01:50:53.600 thought I'd ever go to Tasmania but I'm

01:50:54.920 going there with the Venga boys remember

01:50:56.600 boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

01:51:00.400 the night together from down to the

01:51:03.060 boom boom I'm the same stage oh dang

01:51:06.160 that's great that's great oh man well

01:51:11.020 um thanks so much bro for coming in and

01:51:13.300 spending time thanks for uh inviting me

01:51:15.340 out to your show the other night yeah

01:51:16.820 yeah glad you made it glad you liked it

01:51:18.600 too yeah it's just yeah yeah just like it

01:51:21.560 made me want to go to more shows it made

01:51:23.040 me want to have more fun a little bit

01:51:24.740 that's what it kind of did for me it's

01:51:25.880 like oh this is fun man everybody here

01:51:28.920 is having a good time mm-hmm that's the

01:51:31.840 goal that's the goal man I'm glad people

01:51:33.760 like we're trying to make the show like

01:51:35.420 epic but fun and like you know everyone

01:51:37.740 comfortable I could not help but have a

01:51:39.400 good time and and also you see that

01:51:41.060 earned out milf it's like you got that's

01:51:42.800 crazy the earn milf is insane man 0.84

01:51:45.220 respect to him and her man gang baby 0.97

01:51:48.480 uh young gravy thanks man thank you

01:51:52.320 brother gang baby I'll see you in the

01:51:53.520 future always I'll see you soon man

01:51:55.220 now I'm just floating on the breeze and

01:51:59.080 I feel I'm falling like these leaves I

01:52:02.060 must be cornerstone oh but when I reach

01:52:08.940 that ground I'll share this peace of mind

01:52:11.860 I found I can feel it in my bones but it's

01:52:17.760 gonna take

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01:52:45.040 are talking about kite club I've been

01:52:47.240 talking about kite club for so long

01:52:49.380 longer than anybody else so great

01:52:51.800 I swear is it do anyone who doesn't 0.99

01:52:56.360 listen to kite club is a dodgy bloody 1.00

01:52:58.480 wanker 1.00

01:52:59.400 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me 0.98

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - December 13, 2022

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