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00:03:14.300 Today's guest is an entertainer, a comedian, a producer, actor.

00:03:23.540 He's a creative, and he's kind of like a universe in a way.

00:03:29.460 You know, you meet him, and you meet the people that are in his circle, and it's just, man,

00:03:34.400 it's a very entertaining world.

00:03:37.440 I'm happy to have him here today, my friend, Drewski.

00:03:41.800 Shine that light on me

00:03:46.240 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:03:52.260 Shine on me

00:03:56.940 And I will find a song

00:04:01.160 I've been singing

00:04:02.360 I love you.

00:04:07.440 And now I've been moving way too fast

00:04:12.000 I'll go on the way train with a man

00:04:13.840 I'm surprised you don't.

00:04:14.600 I thought you would be like, hell yeah, you do.

00:04:16.580 Yeah, but you, you think we'd have a couple, bruh.

00:04:19.260 Why would I have a couple?

00:04:21.520 Because that's part of the fucking G-code or whatever, bruh, or whatever.

00:04:26.520 50 Cent, 50 Kids.

00:04:29.860 We got these fucking orphans.

00:04:32.660 What the fuck?

00:04:33.440 God dang, cuz.

00:04:35.020 Bruh, he's sick.

00:04:36.120 He's been feeding y'all.

00:04:37.420 He's sick, bruh.

00:04:39.000 He's sick for real.

00:04:41.120 I'm just saying, man.

00:04:42.420 I'm just glad you came through, man.

00:04:43.960 Yeah, I know it.

00:04:44.980 This is the damn Underground Railroad for us, cuz.

00:04:47.660 We needed some brothers up in here, man.

00:04:49.740 Cheers to that.

00:04:50.480 Amen.

00:04:51.060 Cheers to that.

00:04:51.840 Hell yeah.

00:04:52.680 Y'all definitely needed some black people up in there.

00:04:54.620 I was looking for a black episode.

00:04:56.220 I swear it took me a minute.

00:04:59.080 I was looking, though.

00:05:00.800 I was definitely looking for a black episode.

00:05:02.640 I'm scrolling, man.

00:05:03.960 You gotta scroll for a while.

00:05:05.200 We almost had to call Donnell Rollins in again, bruh.

00:05:08.780 He's everybody's go-to podcast guest.

00:05:11.680 No, you did have one older black guy.

00:05:13.840 He was like a politician or something.

00:05:16.580 Oh, yeah.

00:05:17.400 Who was that?

00:05:18.220 Yeah, it was some random guy.

00:05:19.200 We had Miss Pat in.

00:05:20.860 So Miss Pat, that was good.

00:05:23.100 And then, oh, we had Neil deGrasse Tyson, bruh.

00:05:27.680 I don't know who the fuck that is.

00:05:28.920 That's Space Brother, dog.

00:05:30.280 Can you believe it?

00:05:30.980 Who's that?

00:05:31.460 Bring him up, Zach.

00:05:32.420 Neil deGrasse Tyson, let's rock.

00:05:34.760 We recording?

00:05:35.640 Yeah.

00:05:36.000 Yeah.

00:05:37.280 Yeah, that Neil deGrasse Tyson, man.

00:05:39.200 We had him in.

00:05:39.960 He's like that.

00:05:40.600 There he is.

00:05:41.700 Oh, yeah.

00:05:42.600 That old dude.

00:05:43.380 He kind of looked.

00:05:44.280 He resembled Michael Jackson, dad.

00:05:47.100 Oh, yeah.

00:05:48.080 He do, don't he?

00:05:49.560 Joe Jackson.

00:05:50.440 Bring him.

00:05:50.640 Joe Jackson.

00:05:51.040 Pull up Joe Jackson.

00:05:52.000 Let's see some damn Joe Jackson and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:05:55.460 Yeah.

00:05:55.760 Because Neil will beat the fuck out of some space stats.

00:05:59.900 Damn, bro.

00:06:00.900 I don't know.

00:06:01.620 Never mind, man.

00:06:02.940 Joe.

00:06:03.360 Well, back in the day, Joe.

00:06:04.740 Back in the day, Joe.

00:06:05.600 You got to put.

00:06:06.380 Oh, yeah.

00:06:06.900 Yeah, fresh Joe.

00:06:07.820 Because this is.

00:06:08.620 Damn.

00:06:09.360 Yeah, this is ball Joe.

00:06:10.860 Joe's starting to look up.

00:06:11.740 This is ball sack Joe right here.

00:06:13.360 He'll say, that ain't the new Joe.

00:06:15.380 He's starting to look like that third nut.

00:06:17.160 Yeah, man.

00:06:17.800 You know.

00:06:18.620 Damn, bro.

00:06:19.300 He's going through it, though, man.

00:06:20.320 It's a legendary family, though.

00:06:21.700 Is it?

00:06:22.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:22.740 Did you ever get to meet Michael Jackson?

00:06:24.380 No, I didn't, man.

00:06:25.460 I wish I did, though.

00:06:26.740 You know, I was, what, fucking 10 when he died?

00:06:29.520 Damn.

00:06:30.140 That would have been the time to meet him.

00:06:31.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:32.000 Yeah, man.

00:06:32.640 Sad times, though, you know?

00:06:34.220 King of pop.

00:06:35.040 Yeah.

00:06:35.880 King of pop.

00:06:36.440 I was on stage one time, and he pulled up in the alley outside of the window.

00:06:41.120 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:06:42.980 You have seen Michael Jackson?

00:06:44.740 Yeah, I saw him.

00:06:45.900 Like, you've seen him?

00:06:46.860 I visually saw him outside of a second-story window.

00:06:49.100 He was going into the costume shop.

00:06:51.900 It was at night, and it was closed, but they opened it up for him.

00:06:54.740 And he pulled up, and I saw him kind of get out, and he got out all fucking, like, he

00:07:00.920 just looked like he was just, like, he barely fucking, like, he just got out, you know?

00:07:07.920 Like, he just kind of, like, was out.

00:07:10.820 Yeah.

00:07:11.080 You know, he didn't even have to really do a lot.

00:07:12.680 Yeah.

00:07:13.020 It seemed like he just wasn't, there wasn't a lot to him, you know?

00:07:15.700 Yeah.

00:07:15.840 He was very, like, weighty.

00:07:17.020 He's a fragile person.

00:07:18.080 He's very fragile.

00:07:19.120 Yeah.

00:07:19.620 Yeah.

00:07:19.800 Yeah, he looked fragile, man.

00:07:21.140 Yeah.

00:07:21.280 How tall was Michael Jackson?

00:07:23.600 That's a good question.

00:07:25.780 That is a good question.

00:07:27.360 I have no clue how tall Michael Jackson was.

00:07:28.980 I never thought about how tall he was.

00:07:30.140 He's a frail guy.

00:07:30.900 He's like 5'9".

00:07:33.200 5'9".

00:07:33.880 Ooh.

00:07:34.500 That's kind of small, bro.

00:07:36.320 Yeah.

00:07:36.920 Yeah.

00:07:37.780 He's a smaller guy.

00:07:39.380 Damn.

00:07:40.080 Yeah.

00:07:40.920 Because he started looking Asian at the end, huh?

00:07:43.140 Mm-hmm.

00:07:43.840 He switched up.

00:07:44.740 He made a big switch up.

00:07:45.800 He went through all, he went every, he didn't fucking miss a gender.

00:07:49.020 He didn't miss an ethnicity.

00:07:51.160 He hit Mexican.

00:07:52.240 He hit them all, man.

00:07:54.320 He hit them all, for real.

00:07:56.100 Then he went past white.

00:07:57.600 Like, the white he went was, like, past where the fuck white is.

00:08:01.600 We're like, oh, he's the one that did slavery, bro.

00:08:03.860 We were all pointing at him.

00:08:05.520 What the fuck?

00:08:06.160 We're like, that motherfucker did it, bro.

00:08:08.620 We were pointing at him, dude.

00:08:10.240 He looked like Jackie O at the end, bro.

00:08:12.860 Pull up Jackie O, man.

00:08:15.220 Dang, cuz he went all the way, man.

00:08:17.420 Dang, bro.

00:08:19.000 You know, his dad was beating the shit out of them, though.

00:08:20.900 Oh.

00:08:21.400 He was beating the shit out of them.

00:08:22.320 That's probably why his dad looked like that now.

00:08:23.960 Like a damn ball sack.

00:08:25.140 But a lot of black guys can sing anyway.

00:08:26.880 It's like, why would you even beat your kid into singing?

00:08:29.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:30.340 But he was talented.

00:08:31.300 I think he just wanted them to be perfect, though, you know?

00:08:33.580 Yeah.

00:08:34.220 Yeah.

00:08:34.940 Damn, bro.

00:08:37.060 Sometimes you get excellence out of that, though.

00:08:39.380 Yeah?

00:08:39.680 Yeah.

00:08:40.920 Yeah, I wonder if you could beat somebody into excellence.

00:08:43.780 Maybe that's an example of it, huh?

00:08:44.920 That's an example.

00:08:45.600 But, you know, they lose their mind after it.

00:08:47.820 Yeah.

00:08:47.960 It all.

00:08:49.120 So it's a bad trail, just this downhill trail, man.

00:08:52.780 It's sad.

00:08:53.640 I'm friends with his daughter.

00:08:54.500 She's awesome.

00:08:56.500 Janet?

00:08:56.840 Janet Jackson?

00:08:57.660 No, Paris Jackson.

00:08:59.060 Who the fuck is that?

00:09:00.200 Oh, Michael Jackson's daughter.

00:09:01.920 Daughter, yeah.

00:09:02.580 Are you really?

00:09:03.100 Yeah.

00:09:04.120 She's a sweetheart.

00:09:05.100 Wow.

00:09:06.260 Where's Blanket?

00:09:07.160 Can we?

00:09:08.040 Yeah.

00:09:08.280 Where's Blanket?

00:09:09.000 Let's talk about that.

00:09:09.720 Pull up Blanket, baby.

00:09:09.960 Pull up Blanket, baby.

00:09:11.240 No, but Blanket disappeared, right?

00:09:12.440 Oh, I don't know.

00:09:13.380 I think he changed his name and everything.

00:09:15.160 Uh-uh, really?

00:09:15.860 Yeah.

00:09:16.400 Oh, yeah.

00:09:17.240 Yeah, I don't think Blanket Jackson is.

00:09:19.760 Fucking throw rug or something.

00:09:22.540 He look different.

00:09:23.700 Blanket is like a, because a lot of brothers used to have crazy names back in the day.

00:09:27.260 Yeah.

00:09:27.660 Blanket, Whisker.

00:09:28.760 Yeah.

00:09:29.720 You'd meet a brother named Whisker.

00:09:30.680 I think he changed his name, didn't he?

00:09:32.600 Damn, he kind of had that Native American look.

00:09:34.880 Mm-hmm.

00:09:35.140 Mm-hmm.

00:09:36.500 Wow.

00:09:37.540 Did Michael Jackson use his own nut to make his kids?

00:09:40.260 Ooh.

00:09:41.120 Couldn't have.

00:09:42.100 You mean into a woman?

00:09:43.720 He'd look Indian.

00:09:44.880 Yeah.

00:09:45.720 There's no way.

00:09:46.840 There ain't no black gene in that.

00:09:48.320 Mm-mm.

00:09:48.580 He looked like full moonwalk.

00:09:49.880 Yeah.

00:09:50.200 Yeah.

00:09:51.180 Yeah.

00:09:51.940 That's great.

00:09:53.600 No black gene in that blood right there.

00:09:55.640 I think no, yeah.

00:09:56.620 But that's a good question, right?

00:09:57.800 I think even Paris Jackson, how does she look?

00:10:00.140 She's completely white, right?

00:10:01.360 She has more of a white look.

00:10:02.880 She has a little bit, I think she gets, you can see a little bit of, like, there you go.

00:10:11.520 Ain't no black in that blood.

00:10:13.100 I don't know.

00:10:13.700 She got a little bit urban in the eyes, I think.

00:10:16.200 In the eyes?

00:10:16.980 I think so.

00:10:17.760 They're fucking blue.

00:10:19.760 Yeah, but they fucking want to be black.

00:10:22.520 How?

00:10:23.880 How do they want to be black?

00:10:25.400 You can see, look in them bitches.

00:10:26.520 Zoom in, Zach.

00:10:27.460 Dang.

00:10:27.980 Come on, man.

00:10:28.720 Let's see it.

00:10:29.020 We guessing?

00:10:31.400 Yeah.

00:10:31.760 Yeah, nah, that's, I don't see any black there, man, other than the pupils.

00:10:35.720 Yeah, that's a little.

00:10:36.740 That's about it.

00:10:37.560 Yeah, nah, he didn't make that with his nut.

00:10:39.920 He didn't make that with his nut, man.

00:10:41.480 I'm telling you.

00:10:42.780 I don't know.

00:10:43.500 That's funny, yeah, because I guess if you are not, because I don't know if he was attracted

00:10:46.600 to, I guess he was attracted to women, huh?

00:10:48.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:49.840 But who knows?

00:10:50.940 You know.

00:10:51.440 Yeah.

00:10:51.860 It's Michael Jackson.

00:10:52.860 Yeah, dude.

00:10:53.580 Yeah.

00:10:54.200 He probably did a lot of secretive stuff.

00:10:55.540 Drewski, thanks for coming, bro.

00:10:56.760 Thank you, brother.

00:10:57.240 Thank you for having me, man.

00:10:58.240 Good to see you, man.

00:10:59.060 So for some of my audience that doesn't know you, there may be some that doesn't know

00:11:02.460 you, which, you know, would be rare, but, so I just want to know a little bit of where

00:11:07.040 you got started at, man.

00:11:08.580 Man, you know, before we met, before we were friends, man, I was just, just grinding it

00:11:15.240 out, man.

00:11:15.680 I've naturally been a funny guy my whole life, you know, fucking, you know, hey, man, I've

00:11:21.700 told this story 50 times, man.

00:11:23.140 Have you?

00:11:23.660 Fuck it, man.

00:11:24.360 Yeah, fuck, yeah.

00:11:24.900 Well, just say a place, man.

00:11:26.000 Yeah, all right.

00:11:26.660 Well, I was born in Maryland.

00:11:28.720 Oh, damn, bro.

00:11:30.320 Maryland, baby.

00:11:31.520 Dang, cuss.

00:11:33.700 Maryland, bro.

00:11:35.260 I feel like you're niggating it up for me.

00:11:36.960 No, no, I'm good, bro.

00:11:38.020 He's like, yeah, let me black this show up.

00:11:39.900 I'm just saying.

00:11:40.560 Damn, cuss.

00:11:42.280 That's crazy, cuss.

00:11:44.360 Why do you do that for me?

00:11:47.400 I feel like you don't do that type of reaction for anybody else.

00:11:49.900 I got to get it out while I got a chance.

00:11:51.740 Damn, cuss.

00:11:52.880 That's cool on crip.

00:11:55.360 What the fuck?

00:11:56.840 Yeah.

00:11:57.440 You got to do some dance next?

00:11:59.980 Dude, I'm just saying, bro.

00:12:01.780 No, I get it.

00:12:02.340 No, I moved to Atlanta, Georgia at one, so.

00:12:06.000 Oh, damn.

00:12:06.700 You got that early, huh?

00:12:07.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:08.140 I got up out of there, man.

00:12:08.900 You beat the rush, man.

00:12:09.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:10.900 Yeah, dude, because Maryland, man, it gets far.

00:12:13.300 But if you, Baltimore, you're from Baltimore?

00:12:15.200 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:12:16.380 Baltimore's.

00:12:17.080 Baltimore's wild, bro.

00:12:18.880 Rough place.

00:12:19.740 Rough place, bro.

00:12:20.620 Dude.

00:12:20.880 Nah, from a place like Columbia-like type area?

00:12:24.760 Yeah.

00:12:25.300 Yeah.

00:12:26.200 Baltimore's a good place to get oysters and murdered.

00:12:28.340 That's what I always say, bro.

00:12:31.520 Oysters and murdered?

00:12:32.620 Yeah, bro.

00:12:33.820 Have you been there?

00:12:35.160 Yeah, dog.

00:12:36.160 What's a scenario you've been in?

00:12:37.620 Bro, they got some fucking zombies rolling around Baltimore, dog.

00:12:41.560 Bro, you see a dude, he have a lobster beard bone.

00:12:45.340 Lobster crackheads.

00:12:46.420 Lots of crackheads.

00:12:47.720 But they'll smoke rock, but with a lobster beard bone, bro.

00:12:50.400 You got to respect that shit, man.

00:12:52.460 You'll see a dude smoking out of a bread bowl.

00:12:54.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:55.620 It's fucking Baltimore.

00:12:58.080 Wow, bro.

00:12:58.840 Yeah, Baltimore is a dark place.

00:13:00.440 Even the crabs will be fucking crip walking up there, bro.

00:13:03.440 You'll see them bitches roll off the beach, bro.

00:13:06.460 You're stupid, man.

00:13:06.480 You're stupid.

00:13:07.740 Nah, dude, it's good.

00:13:08.940 Look, man, I don't get to be around a lot of black folks.

00:13:11.280 I'm happy that you're here, man.

00:13:12.640 I figured that's why I wanted to do the episode.

00:13:14.420 I told you I was looking, and I just couldn't find any black talent being interviewed by you.

00:13:20.900 I guess I'll be the first guy to do something.

00:13:26.800 Yeah, bro.

00:13:27.220 Thank you, man.

00:13:28.760 Thank you, bro.

00:13:31.100 What's going on, man?

00:13:32.660 Working on this tour, man.

00:13:34.020 Getting ready for this tour.

00:13:35.200 Yeah, so tell me about this.

00:13:36.140 Are you doing stand-up on it?

00:13:37.280 Or what's it like?

00:13:37.740 I've seen some clips, but what is it like?

00:13:39.580 And is that hard on you when you go out there?

00:13:41.320 Yeah, I think it's a lot of pressure.

00:13:42.800 A lot of people want to know if I'm going to do stand-up.

00:13:44.520 A lot of people, you know, the OGs I've talked to want to know if I'm going to do stand-up.

00:13:48.780 Just giving the fans what they want, man.

00:13:51.060 When they come on this tour, they're going to see.

00:13:53.020 I haven't given out too much of what I'm going to do on this tour.

00:13:55.100 Yeah, that's why even when we took-

00:13:56.180 It's going to be very interesting.

00:13:57.240 When we spoke about it, it was kind of-

00:13:59.040 It's a comedy show, though.

00:13:59.920 It's not like a bullshit.

00:14:01.340 Right.

00:14:02.060 And so who else is on the tour with you?

00:14:03.620 I know you've got huge names, haven't you?

00:14:05.100 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:14:05.860 We didn't put too many big names.

00:14:07.520 It's just me.

00:14:08.520 We have an opener, but it's undecided right now.

00:14:11.020 So we're in the process of seeing.

00:14:13.080 It's definitely a comedian that will do stand-up as an opener.

00:14:16.520 But we're seeing right now.

00:14:17.960 It's just going to be a great show, man.

00:14:21.620 And I'm super excited.

00:14:23.020 I have all the emotions.

00:14:24.380 I'm excited, nervous, fucking going through it every night in my head, thinking about

00:14:31.640 what this shit looks like.

00:14:33.120 This is my first tour by myself.

00:14:35.560 Other tours I've gone on, I've opened up for other people.

00:14:38.260 Oh, maybe that's what I was looking at.

00:14:39.600 I knew you were doing your own, but I think I saw something you were working with.

00:14:42.460 You were doing with, I don't know if it was musicians, right?

00:14:44.920 Was there one you were doing?

00:14:46.160 I opened up on J. Cole and Chris Brown's tour before, yeah.

00:14:51.640 So did that feel kind of hard?

00:14:53.380 Because you're walking out there, there's 20,000 people out there, whatever it is.

00:14:57.000 But you know, I was surprised.

00:14:58.640 A lot of the people loved me.

00:14:59.940 I was going out there with no material, just fucking with the crowd and going out there

00:15:06.580 just improv, fucking with the crowd.

00:15:08.220 I think it was a great experience.

00:15:10.000 But yeah, now it's time for me to show my talent off to my fans.

00:15:13.580 Because I've been doing this for like six years, and I haven't done anything for my fans.

00:15:18.220 Like I've done some meet and greets and stuff, but nothing to entertain my own fans that

00:15:22.080 I've built up to this point, you know?

00:15:24.340 Yeah.

00:15:25.020 Yeah.

00:15:26.320 Dang, dude.

00:15:26.940 Same with you, man.

00:15:27.800 You know, we went on the trip to Louisiana.

00:15:30.140 You were telling me about how you only like to do, you know, small shows, and if you were

00:15:34.000 able to do big shows, that you probably wouldn't even do it.

00:15:36.680 Yeah, I mean.

00:15:37.180 And I don't know why you said that.

00:15:38.400 That kind of threw me off.

00:15:39.540 What was the reason why not?

00:15:40.660 Because I like to know that the guy, like, I like to almost be able to see the guy in the

00:15:44.940 back of the room so I can get an idea if he's having a good time or not.

00:15:48.340 I feel like if you get above like 3,000 in a place, you can't really tell if that guy

00:15:56.140 in the back, like, so I would rather do like four, if I could sell like, in Baton Rouge,

00:16:00.560 we sold, I mean, I think we sold like 8,000 tickets, right?

00:16:03.260 So you'll do it, you just don't enjoy the big, big, big ones.

00:16:07.200 Right, because it feels like, I don't know, for some reason I think I feel like a little

00:16:11.260 bit selfish about it.

00:16:12.280 I don't know, I feel like I want to give them a better show.

00:16:13.960 You want the people in the back to enjoy it just like the motherfuckers are here.

00:16:16.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:17.460 Ah, I get it, I get it.

00:16:18.960 Yeah, so, and I think like, and if you don't have screens and stuff, like, then in a smaller

00:16:24.060 venue, you don't really have to have screens, so then, I don't know, I always feel like

00:16:27.880 it's a little bit of a disconnect if somebody's watching on a screen.

00:16:30.540 I don't know.

00:16:30.980 Same, I actually requested screens on this tour that I'm doing, because it's theater,

00:16:35.540 so I requested screens to be on both sides, maybe even in the middle, just so they

00:16:39.900 can see my facial expressions.

00:16:41.160 Yeah, it's important.

00:16:41.760 Yeah, because all that matters with the jokes, so I get what you're saying.

00:16:45.220 Are they, are you doing pretty big places?

00:16:47.460 Yeah, well, theaters.

00:16:48.620 Yeah.

00:16:48.800 It'll be like, about 7K.

00:16:50.880 Yeah, you need screens for that.

00:16:52.040 Yeah, for sure.

00:16:52.860 I haven't even seen how big that is yet.

00:16:55.360 I haven't, you know, done the-

00:16:56.400 It fucking feels big.

00:16:57.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:58.380 Are you going to have other, so you said somebody's going to open up for you, you're going to

00:17:01.480 have-

00:17:01.580 Yeah, so right now, we're looking at two different comedians.

00:17:04.920 I didn't want to get anybody, you know, that doesn't fit, like, you know, the genre of

00:17:11.380 my type of comedy, so it was kind of, we're, peculiar, it's kind of peculiar what we're

00:17:16.080 looking for here.

00:17:17.000 I mean, nobody's me, but, you know, I'm trying to figure out what my fans enjoy.

00:17:21.560 Yeah.

00:17:21.820 The type of comedy, so, we're looking at two cats right now, man.

00:17:25.600 Dang, huh?

00:17:26.300 You're going to make them really go at it?

00:17:27.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:28.620 Fuck yeah, though.

00:17:29.340 We might bring both of them on, so we'll see.

00:17:31.320 We'll see.

00:17:31.940 Damn.

00:17:32.460 It's going to be exciting, though.

00:17:33.700 Fucking demon home, baby.

00:17:36.640 What you know about that, man?

00:17:38.080 You been watching that?

00:17:38.400 I've watched that video so many times, bro.

00:17:39.980 Are you serious?

00:17:40.640 I cannot even play, bro.

00:17:41.440 That's like a video for the black culture.

00:17:43.380 I didn't know white people watched that video.

00:17:46.340 Home free.

00:17:47.840 Home free.

00:17:49.140 Demon home.

00:17:49.840 Home free.

00:17:50.660 He needs to play, yo.

00:17:52.700 No.

00:17:54.020 No, that Ray.

00:17:54.840 That Lil Ray.

00:17:55.660 Man, this ain't Ray.

00:17:56.680 That Lil Ray.

00:17:57.160 Hey, Ray.

00:17:58.200 What the fuck?

00:17:58.920 That Lil Ray.

00:17:59.740 Hey.

00:18:00.340 That Lil Ray.

00:18:01.480 I love you, boy.

00:18:02.680 Hey, Ray got big as fuck, man.

00:18:04.560 Hey, Ray cold on the field, too.

00:18:05.560 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:06.340 Hey.

00:18:06.500 Demon home, too, pussy.

00:18:08.820 You know why you'd be tuning in to something like this?

00:18:10.440 Lil Ray.

00:18:11.720 Lil Ray.

00:18:12.440 No.

00:18:13.660 That's Lil Ray.

00:18:15.440 Go, bro.

00:18:16.540 Wait.

00:18:17.120 Do you have any people that have gone to jail before?

00:18:19.320 Did you relate to that video?

00:18:20.280 Yeah, I just love when people, I mean, everybody, I think, loves seeing black people get out

00:18:24.840 of jail.

00:18:25.160 What the fuck?

00:18:27.080 What?

00:18:28.200 That's true.

00:18:29.140 That's true, but we shouldn't even have been in that in the first place.

00:18:32.700 Let's spread that message.

00:18:34.180 Fuck.

00:18:35.440 I mean, they got a lot of opinions on that.

00:18:38.500 But I'm just saying, I think if a brother gets out of jail, everybody's like, fucking,

00:18:42.580 you know, let's get it, bro.

00:18:43.820 Tony's home.

00:18:44.660 It's like a real, even the whole neighborhood welcomes him home.

00:18:47.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:48.440 Yeah.

00:18:49.480 Some people actually live on to that even longer than they should.

00:18:53.440 Like, some people act like they just got out months after they get out.

00:18:56.380 Oh, really?

00:18:57.080 Damn, bro.

00:18:57.980 Just living in the shit, which is stupid.

00:19:01.360 They put bars in their bedroom and just sitting by the window like that?

00:19:05.020 No, institutionalized is a real thing, man.

00:19:07.460 Like, I even did a video on that.

00:19:08.580 I don't know if you saw that.

00:19:09.260 Like, I know some people, I have a friend, his brother's institutionalized, and he literally,

00:19:16.780 his brother literally wakes up and, like, it feels like he's still in prison, like, wakes

00:19:21.760 up at, like, 5 a.m., has his fucking toothbrush, shoes, everything put out, but not even in

00:19:30.220 the bathroom.

00:19:30.880 Like, literally in the weirdest places, like, right next to the bed.

00:19:33.020 Yeah.

00:19:33.760 Or, like, folded up, like, every white shirt is color-coordinated, rolled up next to the,

00:19:39.460 so it's a real thing.

00:19:41.340 Like, and they waking up at the time that they would be waking up in prison.

00:19:44.200 Damn.

00:19:44.840 And, like, just waking up doing shit, ironing, just cleaning shit.

00:19:47.840 Like, very, they're always very clean, though.

00:19:49.920 Institutionalized people, they're always very, like.

00:19:52.060 Are they good?

00:19:53.660 Are they, is it like a, if you see an institutionalized dude, is it a little bit scary?

00:19:58.280 Yeah, nah, it's, it's, it's, they're cool, but they, they literally are, like, I don't

00:20:06.260 know how to explain it, man.

00:20:07.540 Like, they, they, like, their stuff is their stuff.

00:20:10.260 Right.

00:20:10.480 Don't fuck with their stuff.

00:20:11.840 Like, the smallest thing could be, this could be his shit.

00:20:14.440 Yeah.

00:20:15.380 And this might be looked at like a million fucking dollars to give him, you know what

00:20:18.860 I'm saying?

00:20:19.360 Well, bite your hand off for this shit.

00:20:21.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:22.200 Like, really, like, it's, that's how it is with an institutionalized family.

00:20:25.800 And he'll have, like, a little family, he'll have, like, he carved his family out of, like,

00:20:29.180 a saltine cracker or something.

00:20:30.740 He'll have that bit propped up by the bed.

00:20:33.120 But it's a little shit like that.

00:20:34.520 Like, it's just, it's weird, bro.

00:20:35.880 Like, I don't, you know.

00:20:37.480 But I always thought shit like that was funny because it's.

00:20:40.640 Dude, yeah.

00:20:41.360 So many people going through that.

00:20:42.000 Demon came home, bro.

00:20:43.140 Yeah, man.

00:20:43.900 God damn, bro.

00:20:44.980 Demon home, pussy.

00:20:46.020 Oh, yeah.

00:20:46.560 And then he dropped his shit, bro.

00:20:50.540 Because it's, I think it's so crazy how they make those videos when people get out and the

00:20:54.120 first thing they do is put them on fucking video, bro.

00:20:56.800 And a lot of them have had, like, years to think up a couple bars or something.

00:21:00.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:01.020 And they say the fucking dumbest shit, bro.

00:21:03.200 Right off rip.

00:21:03.760 You know, I'm going to kill everybody.

00:21:05.220 Some dude said.

00:21:06.020 I was like, dang, bro.

00:21:07.500 Yeah, man.

00:21:08.580 So, but.

00:21:10.120 Freedom boys, though, man.

00:21:11.440 Free the real ones.

00:21:12.800 Yeah, dude.

00:21:13.420 I think it's, yeah, I don't know.

00:21:15.660 I guess they, yeah.

00:21:16.360 I guess it's, I don't know as many folks that have gone to prison, really, you know?

00:21:23.100 I mean, I would, I guess I would like to know more of them, you know?

00:21:26.320 Where are you from again?

00:21:27.520 I'm from Louisiana.

00:21:28.620 Oh, well, you should, shit.

00:21:30.300 You should know some.

00:21:31.740 We had some.

00:21:32.280 It would depend on what part, though.

00:21:33.400 Yeah, I'm from, like, just north of New Orleans, about an hour.

00:21:36.740 So, it was just, like, a black and white area.

00:21:39.180 Yeah.

00:21:39.560 What did we have?

00:21:40.280 This country?

00:21:40.840 It was on some country shit?

00:21:42.160 No, it wasn't redneck.

00:21:43.340 It was just, like, kind of poor, poor, my area was, like, poor white and poor black.

00:21:49.860 And then they had, like, some wealthier people.

00:21:53.680 But they wasn't that wealthy.

00:21:54.700 They just seemed wealthy, you know?

00:21:56.260 Like, they had a fucking garage, you know?

00:21:58.180 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you know?

00:22:00.000 So, the people around you, nobody was really, really wealthy.

00:22:02.960 Oh, no, bro.

00:22:04.580 No, no, no, dude.

00:22:06.140 They had, it was fucking.

00:22:07.160 You said a garage would be, like.

00:22:09.120 Yeah, like, we had a bus driver, dude.

00:22:10.400 He picked us up one day, and he didn't even take us to fucking school, bro.

00:22:13.440 This dude, Milford, he just drove us around.

00:22:15.720 And about 30 minutes into it, we're like, fuck, we ain't even going to school, bro.

00:22:19.360 We were just on that.

00:22:19.960 You're taking y'all to do something weird.

00:22:21.320 That's what he was about to take us.

00:22:22.040 Oh, no, he was just driving.

00:22:23.180 I think he was trying to stay away from his wife.

00:22:25.180 Really?

00:22:25.540 And I think he'd love.

00:22:26.440 But why not just take y'all to school, and then he'd drive by himself?

00:22:28.420 I don't know, bro.

00:22:29.180 That wasn't on his mind, man.

00:22:31.360 He had different shit on his mind.

00:22:33.400 And look.

00:22:33.720 His name is Milford?

00:22:34.560 His name is Milford, bro.

00:22:35.580 Yeah, that sounds like Milford shit.

00:22:36.700 And he had a mixed child.

00:22:39.540 He had a mixed child named Boogie.

00:22:42.660 But he pretended like it was him and his white wife's child, but they had a black lady named

00:22:47.760 Tilly that sweeped out his school bus.

00:22:49.260 Hold up, hold up, hold the fuck up.

00:22:51.540 And they had a child.

00:22:52.440 Hey, hey, hold the whole story.

00:22:54.500 A black lady named Tilly?

00:22:57.520 Yeah.

00:22:59.040 Tilly?

00:22:59.680 T-I-L-L-Y.

00:23:00.640 That's some shit back in Slade.

00:23:03.500 Mildred Tilly and who?

00:23:05.180 Boofer?

00:23:05.780 No.

00:23:07.140 Milford?

00:23:07.820 No, no, no.

00:23:09.040 Milford Tilly and what was the nigga name?

00:23:11.460 The little nigga?

00:23:12.280 Boogie.

00:23:12.840 Boogie.

00:23:13.700 Look at you.

00:23:14.380 I got you.

00:23:14.840 But, bro, the crazy shit was he tried to tell everybody it was him and his wife's child,

00:23:22.640 right?

00:23:22.920 Because he didn't want nobody to know that he'd been messing around, you know?

00:23:25.760 Yeah.

00:23:26.500 And so they would dress him up in Western shit to make him look whiter.

00:23:29.880 They would make him wear, like, boots and, like, a little cowboy hat.

00:23:33.420 And so he would look, like, as white as possible, you know?

00:23:37.020 Yeah.

00:23:37.460 And so they always had him.

00:23:38.740 Like, he would always just kind of, you know, just doing, like, all of this little.

00:23:42.680 Just throw it off a little bit.

00:23:44.380 Yeah.

00:23:45.180 I guess he was, bro.

00:23:47.000 But it was just interesting, you know?

00:23:48.580 It was just kind of different times, man.

00:23:51.120 He was able.

00:23:51.760 Yeah.

00:23:52.120 You from a different time where they could do that type of stuff.

00:23:55.500 Yeah.

00:23:55.860 I don't know.

00:23:56.280 Yeah.

00:23:56.400 I guess they were.

00:23:57.280 I mean, there wasn't no slavery going on.

00:23:59.240 It was just.

00:24:00.100 Who the hell said that?

00:24:02.320 I mean, I'm not saying those times.

00:24:04.900 Oh, yeah.

00:24:05.440 No, it was.

00:24:06.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:06.660 No, I'm saying, like, times where, like, kids weren't really giving a fuck about it around

00:24:11.720 the time.

00:24:12.200 Oh, yeah.

00:24:12.520 Kids weren't getting.

00:24:13.200 Yeah.

00:24:13.400 It was just, like, kids was an afterthought.

00:24:14.380 Yeah, it was all type of shit going on.

00:24:16.600 Oh, bruh.

00:24:17.520 Yeah.

00:24:17.840 But now it's like, you can't even spank your kids, man.

00:24:21.060 Yeah.

00:24:21.340 Nowadays, I mean, I feel like, yeah, when I was young, everybody was getting molested or

00:24:25.800 fucking.

00:24:26.320 Oh, shit.

00:24:26.580 That shit was just, like, that shit was just, like, and nowadays, I feel like a kid wouldn't

00:24:32.820 even notice if you molested them.

00:24:34.340 They're so busy on the Kindle, you know?

00:24:36.220 Wow.

00:24:36.560 Yeah.

00:24:38.880 What?

00:24:40.020 So busy on the Kindle?

00:24:42.120 I mean, on the screen.

00:24:43.140 It's like, you can't even get a-

00:24:44.040 Oh, oh, book reading shit.

00:24:44.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:44.920 Yeah, you can't even get a kid's attention.

00:24:46.480 They're so busy on the console, you know?

00:24:48.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:48.700 Man, that's dark, man.

00:24:50.520 Is it?

00:24:51.040 I don't know.

00:24:51.540 I'll do my best, man.

00:24:53.000 Cheers.

00:24:53.500 All right.

00:24:53.840 Cheers, man.

00:24:59.340 Wow.

00:25:00.800 Where do we go from that?

00:25:01.640 What else, man?

00:25:02.440 Damn, I don't know.

00:25:02.920 What do you mean, what else?

00:25:04.220 Y'all got me fucked up.

00:25:05.000 We went down a dark hole there.

00:25:07.280 Y'all got me fucked up.

00:25:08.500 First slavery, then that.

00:25:09.880 I didn't see you said-

00:25:10.640 What are you doing, man?

00:25:11.740 What are you doing?

00:25:13.440 Bro, you said-

00:25:14.680 I was talking about spanking kids, bro.

00:25:17.100 You said Tilly was a-

00:25:18.320 You went to molest stations.

00:25:20.120 Man, I'm just trying to make conversation, bro.

00:25:22.800 How's that a conversation starter?

00:25:24.780 I don't know, man.

00:25:25.840 My bad.

00:25:26.240 What the fuck?

00:25:27.620 My bad.

00:25:27.880 That's like the worst conversation starter ever.

00:25:30.720 Whatever, dog.

00:25:33.460 Kids do a lot of shit.

00:25:35.260 You're right.

00:25:35.780 They're great, man.

00:25:36.680 They're great.

00:25:37.640 You're right.

00:25:38.160 That's like the worst thing I could have into a kid, bro.

00:25:40.420 Oh, man, bro.

00:25:40.840 Whatever, dog.

00:25:41.340 Other than murder.

00:25:45.480 That's like the worst shit.

00:25:47.000 Y'all fucked up, man.

00:25:48.820 Ouch.

00:25:49.220 Y'all fucking up.

00:25:51.680 This dude's sick and ain't trying to put it on y'all.

00:25:53.720 You hear him?

00:25:54.600 I'm just saying, y'all fucking up, man.

00:25:56.760 Yeah, man.

00:25:57.480 That's it, dude.

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00:27:19.700 Do you ever run across Boosie in Atlanta or no?

00:27:21.920 Nah, I wish I did.

00:27:23.180 Boosie, we tried to get Boosie on the show.

00:27:24.860 He taxed us, bro.

00:27:26.200 He did?

00:27:26.720 I thought he was going to do it just on some black love shit, you know, some brotherhood shit.

00:27:30.760 But nah, I think, how much he tried to get us to pay him?

00:27:34.760 So how much Boosie tried to get us to pay him?

00:27:37.020 I know how much.

00:27:37.720 Oh, y'all paid him?

00:27:41.780 $20,000.

00:27:43.100 Damn.

00:27:43.760 Yeah, $20,000.

00:27:44.620 Dang.

00:27:45.160 How much y'all paid him?

00:27:45.840 Huh?

00:27:47.060 Y'all paid him $20,000?

00:27:47.660 I don't know.

00:27:48.540 Dang, we ain't paying him $20,000.

00:27:50.420 Yeah, nah, he tried us.

00:27:52.000 Wow.

00:27:52.700 Did y'all think about it?

00:27:54.820 For sure.

00:27:55.760 Yeah.

00:27:55.920 Because, you know, he's a great guy to have on.

00:27:58.200 We were doing a blonde dating show around that time.

00:28:01.940 So we were bringing on celebrities and, like, doing blonde dating, bringing on, like, girls, you know.

00:28:07.580 Yeah, but nobody else charged us except for him.

00:28:11.020 And I was like, he would be a great person on the show.

00:28:14.200 Yeah, man.

00:28:15.100 But I salute him because, you know, you got to get your money, man.

00:28:18.420 Yeah, and he does everything, I think, individual.

00:28:20.600 So everything in his world seems kind of a la carte.

00:28:22.660 Like, he doesn't like that.

00:28:23.500 He doesn't trust the big system, you know.

00:28:25.240 I think he does everything, like, literally.

00:28:28.780 Even his movies, he does all that by himself.

00:28:31.200 In cash, you know.

00:28:32.300 Yeah, he don't.

00:28:33.900 What's the wildest product you've seen somebody have, man?

00:28:36.800 Because I think some people have some wild products.

00:28:41.000 And product, you mean, like, owning.

00:28:42.780 Yeah, like something.

00:28:43.540 Like, Boosie has his chips.

00:28:44.660 And that's great, right?

00:28:45.560 Master P has a chip.

00:28:46.300 Yeah, Master P got the chips.

00:28:47.680 I'm trying to think of something that's.

00:28:49.180 Money Back Y'all just started his own water.

00:28:52.620 Would you buy Money Back Y'all water?

00:28:56.320 That's hard for you because there's a black guy on the water.

00:28:59.380 No, I'd drink water at a black kid's house.

00:29:01.160 Fuck off.

00:29:02.860 I didn't have a lot.

00:29:04.040 Yeah.

00:29:04.600 But I fucking had some, bro.

00:29:06.140 Yeah, I know.

00:29:07.780 Shit.

00:29:09.620 Who got another company that is owned, man?

00:29:13.780 Who owns a company right now?

00:29:16.240 What about a cologne or something?

00:29:19.660 I feel like they'd have something like that.

00:29:20.940 I would definitely get into that, for real.

00:29:23.020 Because I like, you smelled the cologne I had on when I came in there?

00:29:25.180 I don't know.

00:29:25.880 You guys smelled good.

00:29:26.860 Yeah.

00:29:27.840 I feel like you're so full of shit.

00:29:29.580 Really?

00:29:30.120 Yeah.

00:29:30.500 Nuh-uh.

00:29:31.460 You guys smelled good, man.

00:29:32.740 For real?

00:29:33.380 Yeah, dude.

00:29:33.720 What do we smell like when we walk in?

00:29:35.220 Honestly, I usually think it's like a lot of deodorant.

00:29:39.180 Wow.

00:29:41.240 Wow.

00:29:42.560 Bro, my.

00:29:43.360 Yeah, no, black people do wear a lot of deodorant, though.

00:29:45.400 Love deodorant, bro.

00:29:46.040 You'll see somebody start at the wrist.

00:29:47.860 Yeah, we hammered.

00:29:48.480 You'll see a motherfucker start at the wrist, bro, and put that shit on.

00:29:53.400 Somebody put that shit on so slow, like, damn.

00:29:56.760 Oh, my God.

00:29:58.420 Somebody just fucking put that shit on.

00:29:59.940 Nah, man.

00:30:00.260 I was just asking because, you know, we actually did indulge in deodorant before we got here.

00:30:06.120 Oh, yeah, bro.

00:30:07.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:08.200 And Drewski would be a great name for a cologne.

00:30:10.480 Mm-hmm.

00:30:11.020 Drewski.

00:30:11.720 Or Drewskay.

00:30:12.820 Ooh.

00:30:13.700 Yeah, that's classic.

00:30:15.040 Drewskay.

00:30:15.480 Drewskay, yeah.

00:30:17.080 Nah, that's something to think about, for real.

00:30:19.560 I would love to do some shit like that, man.

00:30:21.740 What would you do if you wanted to start your own company?

00:30:23.920 Mm, I don't know.

00:30:24.760 I think I would do something.

00:30:27.100 You would do, like, skateboarding or some shit.

00:30:29.540 Dude, I'm not good at that.

00:30:31.140 Skateboarding's hard.

00:30:32.000 Yeah.

00:30:32.180 I don't like that kind of stuff, like, being, like, out of control.

00:30:35.940 I think I would do, like, maybe a graham cracker or something.

00:30:40.400 Mm, mm.

00:30:41.960 That fits you more low-key.

00:30:43.800 I love them bitches, though.

00:30:45.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:46.120 You'll tear up some graham crackers.

00:30:47.440 Oh.

00:30:47.580 I noticed that when we was in Louisiana.

00:30:49.460 Oh, yeah.

00:30:50.180 Yeah.

00:30:50.800 That's the first.

00:30:51.340 Yeah, I get into a fucking thing of graham crackers, boy.

00:30:53.860 Yeah.

00:30:53.960 I'll lay on your fucking bed and eat them bitches, son.

00:30:56.380 I don't care.

00:30:56.760 You ain't lying, though.

00:30:58.000 You ain't lying.

00:30:59.260 I don't care, though.

00:31:01.160 You ain't lying.

00:31:01.660 I felt that.

00:31:02.380 Dude, what do you think?

00:31:03.560 We went to Louisiana.

00:31:04.340 We went to the LSU game.

00:31:05.840 This was a couple months back.

00:31:07.040 Yeah, man.

00:31:07.680 And what do you think compared to some other college, like, football experiences that you've

00:31:11.980 been to?

00:31:13.080 Oh, man.

00:31:13.500 They had the bitches, Tom.

00:31:15.540 LSU got them.

00:31:16.540 They did?

00:31:17.180 Man.

00:31:18.060 You talking about they did?

00:31:19.500 I saw some of them, man.

00:31:20.920 No, you didn't see them.

00:31:22.060 You took something down.

00:31:23.120 No, I don't think I did, right?

00:31:24.300 You took something down.

00:31:25.580 Go ahead.

00:31:25.980 Show the one he took down.

00:31:28.800 Show it on camera.

00:31:31.500 I don't know.

00:31:32.760 Yeah, I'm going to send you the picture.

00:31:34.840 He took down something.

00:31:36.420 Damn, if I did, I don't even remember it.

00:31:39.220 Because they gave me my jersey look bad.

00:31:40.900 You were talking to that blonde girl at that little after party, man.

00:31:43.380 I was?

00:31:43.920 The baddest one that was in there.

00:31:47.260 That's good news for me, man.

00:31:49.200 I don't know if you hit, though.

00:31:50.340 I still don't know if you hit.

00:31:51.060 Oh, I didn't.

00:31:51.500 I thought you took it down.

00:31:52.560 I didn't, man.

00:31:53.400 Yeah.

00:31:54.100 Dude, what?

00:31:54.580 I just had a girl dump me, actually.

00:31:57.040 For real?

00:31:57.460 Yeah.

00:31:58.200 What happened?

00:31:59.100 She just said she wanted, she didn't see where things could go.

00:32:05.540 She wasn't looking for any kind of exclusiveness.

00:32:07.660 Your childish type shit.

00:32:09.200 She said your childish and all that.

00:32:10.460 Oh, I thought I was doing a good job with her.

00:32:12.800 Yeah.

00:32:13.400 But she said she didn't want any type of exclusiveness.

00:32:15.380 You told me you like taking bitches on walks and shit, though.

00:32:17.720 Oh, yeah.

00:32:18.640 Bitches is into that, though?

00:32:20.040 I think so, man.

00:32:21.160 Yeah.

00:32:21.940 Because I feel like you get-

00:32:22.920 It depends on the type, though.

00:32:24.260 Yeah.

00:32:24.440 Depending on what type of girl.

00:32:25.460 What type?

00:32:26.020 What's your type?

00:32:26.740 I don't know.

00:32:27.140 I think probably tall, volleyball, maybe likes being indoors, likes being outdoors.

00:32:35.200 Yeah.

00:32:35.900 You know, likes might have a pet, might not.

00:32:38.820 Yeah.

00:32:39.040 I don't want somebody with two pets, honestly, bro.

00:32:41.680 Yeah.

00:32:41.940 Yeah, I feel that.

00:32:42.820 Two pets is too much because you're going to start smelling like the pet.

00:32:45.620 Yeah.

00:32:45.900 I fuck with this girl.

00:32:48.400 It's actually a white girl.

00:32:49.560 She always smells like her dog, bro.

00:32:51.180 She owns this fucking, this fucking, like a bulldog.

00:32:56.780 And it's not a bad smell because she put perfume on and shit, but you're always going

00:33:00.440 to smell that fucking up.

00:33:02.060 Yeah.

00:33:02.480 Yeah.

00:33:03.080 It's like a dog smell, you know?

00:33:05.420 Yeah.

00:33:05.840 Like a wet dog type smell.

00:33:07.620 Yeah.

00:33:07.840 Yeah.

00:33:08.080 But people always say that white people smell like wet dogs.

00:33:10.980 Is that an old myth?

00:33:11.680 Is that true?

00:33:13.180 She might not even have a dog.

00:33:14.960 Oh, damn, bro.

00:33:17.960 That bitch might not even have a dog.

00:33:21.180 I couldn't name the dog because I don't know if she has a dog, but she does always smell

00:33:24.640 wet.

00:33:25.920 She smells damp.

00:33:28.140 She always has like a damp smell.

00:33:29.300 I don't know.

00:33:30.320 But it's like a smell she gives off every time.

00:33:32.760 She smells like Seattle, huh?

00:33:34.300 Yeah.

00:33:35.360 Oh, damn.

00:33:36.020 24-7.

00:33:37.900 But she sprays shit on, but just never get rid of that, you know?

00:33:41.620 Yeah.

00:33:42.700 Yeah.

00:33:43.280 I'm trying to think, man.

00:33:45.980 Yeah, I think I, I don't know what kind.

00:33:49.000 I guess I like, I don't know.

00:33:51.740 I like.

00:33:53.840 You ever dated a black girl?

00:33:55.020 I went home with one black girl one time.

00:33:58.040 Well, how'd that go?

00:33:59.780 This black girl was wild.

00:34:01.080 She had like a, uh.

00:34:02.740 I like how you said this.

00:34:04.380 Yeah.

00:34:05.040 Well.

00:34:06.560 She was it.

00:34:08.040 Go ahead.

00:34:08.480 Go ahead.

00:34:08.740 Explain the story.

00:34:09.240 Go ahead.

00:34:09.520 Go ahead.

00:34:09.540 I'm going to try.

00:34:10.080 I'm going to go again.

00:34:10.800 I want to hear the story, though.

00:34:11.920 I want to hear the story.

00:34:12.620 She had a kind of a mirror on her ceiling, but it wasn't like a, it was like one of those

00:34:17.240 mirrors they have at like a bus stop where it's like reflective metal.

00:34:19.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:20.660 The shit, it like pans around.

00:34:22.280 Yeah.

00:34:22.640 So she had that bitch on the ceiling, dude.

00:34:25.180 And I was re, I was fucking nervous, bro.

00:34:27.880 The one that, that like the, like the mirror can twist around and you can see, if you're

00:34:32.860 looking right here, you can see it around the other way.

00:34:34.620 Yeah.

00:34:34.780 A little bit on the, yeah.

00:34:35.580 Yeah.

00:34:35.860 Yeah.

00:34:36.000 So it was like an oval.

00:34:36.880 Yeah.

00:34:37.300 She had that thing up on the ceiling, man.

00:34:39.380 And I, and, uh, in the corner of the room, she had like one of those coat of arms,

00:34:43.380 like you would see from like the night times or whatever, you know, I think she was

00:34:47.020 like one of those Renaissance fair sisters, you know?

00:34:49.260 Yeah.

00:34:49.780 And, uh, and she fucking had, yeah, they had like axes on the, I mean, that bitch, she

00:34:56.480 was white, you know?

00:34:57.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:57.840 So she was like as white as you could get for a black girl, you know?

00:35:01.300 I was trying to say this don't sound like a black girl.

00:35:04.420 Bro, I swear she was black, man.

00:35:05.440 That's lit, though.

00:35:06.260 That's lit.

00:35:07.100 And so I was ready, you know, I was fucking fired up and I remember fucking doing like

00:35:10.760 this right when I got over there and, um, I was excited, but I would date a black

00:35:14.960 girl, man.

00:35:15.380 I think, uh, I definitely feel more open to it.

00:35:18.740 When I was young, I think black girls were a lot more intimidating because they seemed

00:35:22.880 a lot more like confident and-

00:35:27.180 Yeah, very confident.

00:35:28.460 Are they?

00:35:29.160 Yes.

00:35:29.600 Black women are very confident.

00:35:30.560 Very, very, man.

00:35:31.520 And they know what they want.

00:35:33.020 They straight up with you like, don't bring that little dick over here.

00:35:36.160 Oh, damn.

00:35:36.780 They want that big ass dick.

00:35:37.940 Oh, damn.

00:35:38.520 They want that big dick.

00:35:38.880 They want you to throw that dick over your shoulder like a belt.

00:35:42.000 Yeah.

00:35:42.400 No, I'm-

00:35:43.120 What, I'm being honest.

00:35:44.280 Like a dead fox, huh?

00:35:45.500 Yeah, like a fucking rope, man.

00:35:47.460 Like, you know, like, but that can be intimidating, which I get.

00:35:50.640 I understand it.

00:35:51.660 Yeah.

00:35:51.960 I got that kind of-

00:35:52.920 I got a good upper medium dick, man.

00:35:55.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:55.240 I got, uh-

00:35:56.640 Upper medium is just solid.

00:35:57.680 I got that candy corn.

00:35:58.700 My shit built like a candy corn.

00:35:59.700 Pull up a candy corn, Zach.

00:36:02.100 Why are we putting up again?

00:36:04.280 Good, bro.

00:36:04.700 I'm going to get you up on game, baby.

00:36:05.620 Oh, so it's start big, go down small.

00:36:08.260 Come on.

00:36:08.520 No, no, no.

00:36:09.580 It's the opposite.

00:36:10.460 That's exactly how it's shaped, just like that candy corn.

00:36:12.940 Come on, get me a candy corn, man.

00:36:14.480 Yeah, click that one.

00:36:16.440 Just damn.

00:36:17.580 Okay.

00:36:18.100 Like that, baby.

00:36:18.880 Yeah.

00:36:19.520 All right.

00:36:21.080 So-

00:36:21.420 Like, my shit's shaped like the piece that lands back on Earth after the shuttle goes up.

00:36:25.320 You know what I'm saying, bro?

00:36:34.720 Does that work out good, though?

00:36:36.340 Like, because, you know, some girls-

00:36:37.900 I don't know, bro.

00:36:38.580 You know, some girls enjoy different cocks, man.

00:36:41.480 You know, that's a whole thing, you know?

00:36:43.280 Yeah.

00:36:43.760 Yeah.

00:36:44.100 Well, at least, the good thing about, I think, well, one bet-

00:36:47.840 So, that's a chode.

00:36:49.280 You know, that's a chode.

00:36:50.160 No, my shit, but mine is, there's a second story to it.

00:36:54.860 My shit ain't no-

00:36:55.920 Okay, I got a chode.

00:36:57.180 Oh, you do?

00:36:57.780 Yeah.

00:36:58.280 Oh, dang, boy.

00:36:59.840 But nah, chodes are actually coming handy.

00:37:02.340 Yeah.

00:37:02.580 Chodes, you know, they're big.

00:37:05.820 The length ain't there, right?

00:37:07.800 The length ain't there.

00:37:08.700 But girth.

00:37:10.700 Girth, like a birthday cake, huh?

00:37:12.220 Yeah, like a birthday cake.

00:37:13.680 Short and stumpy.

00:37:15.180 But, you know, some girls, they like that shit, you know?

00:37:18.500 Yeah, like a big button.

00:37:19.820 Yeah.

00:37:19.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:25.660 Birthday cake is a great description of a chode.

00:37:28.200 Yeah, it is, bro.

00:37:30.320 A fucking chode.

00:37:32.360 Wow.

00:37:34.320 I feel like there's so much pressure for black guys, though, because you have to show up with

00:37:37.900 a big wiener.

00:37:38.520 Oh, man, dog.

00:37:39.840 You have no fucking choice, bro.

00:37:42.220 You're black.

00:37:43.340 Throw that bitch around your shoulder, dog.

00:37:45.740 Bro, put that bitch on your arm, bro.

00:37:47.760 Make it a briefcase, man.

00:37:49.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:50.980 Shit, dog.

00:37:51.540 But is that pressure in the black community that as a male, you have to...

00:37:54.720 Because if you don't have it, what do you do then?

00:37:57.040 You got to, hey, motion in the ocean.

00:37:58.780 That's what I always tell people, man.

00:38:00.380 You know, don't worry about it, bro.

00:38:02.700 Because at the end of the day, you got to satisfy in some type of way.

00:38:06.260 Yeah.

00:38:06.720 You got to satisfy in some type of way.

00:38:07.900 So the hips is a real thing.

00:38:09.880 I know y'all, white people probably don't, and I used to using their hips and shit.

00:38:12.840 Y'all like to ram shit.

00:38:14.160 Y'all are fucking...

00:38:15.800 Y'all put your whole fist in a bitch vagina.

00:38:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:18.440 Y'all do.

00:38:19.620 I watch the fucking porn.

00:38:20.840 You guys are nuts.

00:38:22.320 But like, yeah, man, just cruise your way in it.

00:38:24.660 Just start using your hips more lately.

00:38:26.400 Like, for real.

00:38:26.900 Smooth operator.

00:38:27.920 You feel me?

00:38:28.620 Yeah.

00:38:28.840 Start getting in that thing, man.

00:38:30.760 Yeah, I think it's...

00:38:31.640 And I feel like you don't give out the vibes you be getting in it like that.

00:38:34.440 Oh, I just beat on the door like this.

00:38:35.980 Oh, I know.

00:38:36.520 Y'all do it till it fucking bleeds.

00:38:39.500 Like, just be smooth, man.

00:38:41.460 Use your hips.

00:38:42.560 Use those fucking hips, man.

00:38:44.200 I'm going to try more next time.

00:38:45.220 Yeah, for sure.

00:38:46.960 I got to get...

00:38:47.680 Yeah, I just...

00:38:48.680 I got to get...

00:38:49.840 I got to...

00:38:50.520 I got to have a different attitude.

00:38:52.180 I think my attitude sometimes when I get involved in sex is like, all right, guys, we got...

00:38:57.480 It's like...

00:38:57.920 It always feels like it's fourth down.

00:38:59.340 I get nervous.

00:39:00.140 Yeah.

00:39:01.080 Yeah.

00:39:01.520 So, my shit, I start on fourth fucking down.

00:39:03.740 Everybody going deep, bro.

00:39:05.860 Everybody fucking...

00:39:07.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:07.900 Terry down there somewhere, cuz.

00:39:09.540 I'm fucking throwing that bitch down there.

00:39:12.420 Son, that's it.

00:39:14.540 So, it's not long.

00:39:16.160 You just go...

00:39:16.980 You don't have a long duration of time when you start, man.

00:39:20.180 Oh, no.

00:39:20.480 It just happens.

00:39:20.900 You're already in fourth quarter when it starts.

00:39:22.480 We got one play, dog.

00:39:23.940 Okay.

00:39:24.000 And we fucking going deep.

00:39:25.880 That's it, man.

00:39:27.820 So, I got to...

00:39:28.720 Yeah, I think I got to try a little bit better.

00:39:30.100 I think that's...

00:39:30.880 So, that's definitely one thing that's intimidating about black guys is there's definitely a thing

00:39:36.120 that it seemed like they have...

00:39:37.940 They're gonna be better at sex, you know?

00:39:39.860 So, then you got to feel like, what can I do now?

00:39:43.300 Yeah.

00:39:43.800 You know?

00:39:44.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:45.260 But...

00:39:45.900 You know, that just come with it, man.

00:39:47.880 You know, we...

00:39:48.800 But that's probably got to be a lot of pressure, though.

00:39:50.380 Yeah.

00:39:50.760 Are there black guys that are not good at sex?

00:39:52.980 It's gotta be, bro.

00:39:54.220 You know, there's girls out there that talk about dudes that got fucking huge cocks that can't

00:40:00.040 do shit with it.

00:40:00.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:01.320 Wow.

00:40:01.420 They're just fucking loading it up in there.

00:40:03.680 Just like, just feeding it in there, huh?

00:40:05.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:05.820 And they're hurting them, you know?

00:40:06.940 So, it depends on how you use it.

00:40:08.940 That's why I'm a big motion in the ocean guy.

00:40:11.340 Yeah, I'm big on that.

00:40:12.360 I'm big on that.

00:40:13.040 Yeah.

00:40:13.380 I like to preach that.

00:40:14.400 You're like Magellan out there, huh?

00:40:15.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:16.260 You're like, oh, this is hard to stubborn.

00:40:18.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:19.220 You're like, move the sails!

00:40:22.000 Yeah, you're out there, dog.

00:40:24.500 So, they already know what I'm coming with when I start preaching that bullshit.

00:40:29.940 The second you put on that captain's hat, they know, bro.

00:40:33.600 They're like, put on a hat.

00:40:34.700 You're like, all right.

00:40:35.900 Yeah, I'm telling you, man.

00:40:36.960 Nah, but you know.

00:40:38.480 Yeah.

00:40:39.220 At the end of the day, bro, being black is a great thing, man.

00:40:43.300 That's what I wanted to come on to this podcast and talk about.

00:40:46.980 Thanks, man.

00:40:47.960 Yeah.

00:40:48.320 You think I could do it?

00:40:49.780 Do what?

00:40:50.180 Be black?

00:40:50.740 Yeah.

00:40:50.960 In the future.

00:40:53.460 Do I have what it takes or not?

00:40:55.860 Fuck no.

00:40:57.080 But I tell you what, man.

00:40:58.260 Damn, bro.

00:40:58.980 Come on, bro.

00:41:00.720 You've done some great things in life, but fuck no.

00:41:04.980 But look, man, you know, you've got hope, man.

00:41:07.940 Like I said, most of the ocean, all that pounding bullshit, cut it out, right?

00:41:13.020 Mm-hmm.

00:41:13.380 Yeah.

00:41:13.780 Just.

00:41:14.960 Yeah, it's hard for me to relax, man, when I get in there.

00:41:17.680 You know?

00:41:18.460 Yeah.

00:41:18.660 It's like, get in there!

00:41:20.960 Um, I always envied about black people is that they have, like, the best origin story.

00:41:25.260 Like, they have the fucking, you know what I'm talking about?

00:41:27.980 Like, they have the fucking, like, you get a fucking reason.

00:41:31.580 Made it from the bottom.

00:41:32.700 Yeah, like, you get a fucking reason.

00:41:34.040 When you wake up, you have a reason in you.

00:41:36.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:37.400 That's one thing I always was, like, real envious of.

00:41:40.400 You always wanted that, like, coming from the mud, coming out the gutter.

00:41:43.740 Yeah, because I was in the fucking gutter, but I didn't have.

00:41:46.300 But ain't nobody respect you because they're like, yeah, no, come on.

00:41:49.060 Right.

00:41:49.280 Like, you're the wrong color in the gutter.

00:41:50.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:51.640 Yeah.

00:41:52.500 Even though you could be, but it's like, dog, nah, fuck out of here.

00:41:56.200 Yeah, because I always, I always really, really, I think, yeah, that's why, I mean, I think

00:42:00.360 it's, I don't know, it's like, yeah, we're not, you know, I used to, like, be in, like,

00:42:04.480 a little, like, you know, I used to hang with the black guys and be in, like, a little

00:42:08.320 gang.

00:42:08.840 It was like a shitty gang, but.

00:42:10.260 No way.

00:42:10.580 What was the name of y'all gang?

00:42:11.780 I was in a gang, too.

00:42:12.800 It was just called, it was, it was called, it was the same as, like, NFL, it was called.

00:42:20.900 NFL.

00:42:21.680 And.

00:42:22.500 I know that N stood for niggas.

00:42:25.420 I don't know.

00:42:26.700 Sure.

00:42:28.520 You were in it.

00:42:30.740 I'd have to look back and see.

00:42:31.960 No, I was in a gang, um, because it was like, but our shit was petty, though.

00:42:39.500 Our shit was petty.

00:42:40.100 Our shit was petty, too.

00:42:40.920 Yeah, it was some bullshit.

00:42:41.840 Like, for real, for real, like.

00:42:43.120 We had bicycles.

00:42:44.160 Yeah, man.

00:42:44.860 We was in some shit called cash and ass.

00:42:47.020 Oh, damn.

00:42:48.260 Yeah, so CNA.

00:42:48.880 I think you, now you're the president.

00:42:50.420 Hey, man, I'm telling you, bro, it was a real thing, cash and ass, but, like, we would

00:42:55.140 go places and, like, throw it up and be like, CNA.

00:42:58.200 Damn.

00:42:58.780 It was a real thing.

00:42:59.640 But we was pussy as fuck.

00:43:01.040 Yeah.

00:43:01.220 Like, I remember we had, uh, you remember the Relay for Life shit?

00:43:05.740 Yeah.

00:43:06.120 In middle school, they'd make us go around the track, and everybody got to go outside

00:43:09.420 and go around the track and walk Relay for Life.

00:43:12.640 So on MySpace at the time, everybody got online and was like, we gonna fuck CNA up.

00:43:17.740 And we was like, we gonna fuck whatever the other gang was up, and we can't wait to see

00:43:22.060 y'all.

00:43:23.200 Went to the track and walked around the bitch, and we, in parallel, we just kept walking

00:43:28.240 in the gang.

00:43:28.540 We never, we were pussy as fuck.

00:43:34.060 Neither one of the gangs, never, never.

00:43:37.940 So imagine walking like thugs through the whole shit.

00:43:41.280 We keep looking at each other from across the track, and we just like, they're like, we

00:43:44.480 gonna fuck the ass up.

00:43:46.280 Never.

00:43:46.880 We just never.

00:43:47.720 We never ran into each other.

00:43:50.720 Everybody went inside.

00:43:51.940 Everybody got Relay for fucking Life.

00:43:53.440 Oh, damn, bro.

00:43:54.740 Pussy as fuck.

00:43:55.800 The whole school was pussy as fuck.

00:43:57.380 Like, what the fuck are we doing?

00:43:59.160 We, we, we, we gonna fight out here.

00:44:00.840 Like, what the hell are we doing?

00:44:02.320 We didn't even get close to each other.

00:44:04.380 Just stupid, bro.

00:44:05.160 Everybody went inside.

00:44:05.780 Fucking book club, son.

00:44:06.720 Y'all, fucking damn.

00:44:08.020 Stupid shit, man.

00:44:09.240 Yeah, that was the kind of, I think we had bicycles, I remember, and we had sandwiches

00:44:13.340 and shit.

00:44:13.840 We weren't shitty.

00:44:14.560 We weren't like anything real heavy, you know?

00:44:17.580 Yeah, man.

00:44:17.700 But it was, I miss those days, man.

00:44:19.760 I miss that, that young style.

00:44:21.620 Y'all was out of pussy as fuck.

00:44:22.640 Yeah.

00:44:23.300 Bicycles and sandwiches and shit.

00:44:25.080 Y'all was badass, huh?

00:44:28.800 Y'all were doing it.

00:44:29.840 Damn.

00:44:31.240 Who was cooking the sandwiches?

00:44:33.120 Who's mom made that?

00:44:35.500 Somebody, this kid Devin's mom.

00:44:37.760 But little Kenji had him a fucking bulldog.

00:44:40.360 This kid Kenji, he had a bulldog all the time.

00:44:42.920 Yeah.

00:44:43.720 It was fun, man.

00:44:44.900 Yeah.

00:44:45.520 We had a good time.

00:44:46.520 Our time was fun because everybody kind of would go, know each other, you know?

00:44:50.420 And sometimes we get to go to the black church and that shit.

00:44:52.840 God.

00:44:53.240 Hey, man.

00:44:54.540 Fuck.

00:44:55.200 Dog.

00:44:56.260 I didn't even grow up in a black church, but I know about it because of my friends.

00:45:00.460 Man, bro.

00:45:01.420 I know about it, dog, because of my friends, bro.

00:45:03.380 The Lord will fucking get you in that bitch.

00:45:05.720 Oh, man.

00:45:06.960 You ever caught the Holy Ghost or not?

00:45:08.580 Bruh.

00:45:09.160 I had that dude, that thing climb.

00:45:10.760 He chasing your ass.

00:45:11.500 Oh, bro.

00:45:12.060 He was fucking, bro.

00:45:14.340 The Holy Ghost climbed out of my fucking dick, son.

00:45:17.120 That thing was in me, bro.

00:45:19.160 Damn, dog.

00:45:20.340 He chased your ass in that motherfucker.

00:45:22.820 Uh-huh.

00:45:23.800 Bruh.

00:45:23.920 I see.

00:45:24.220 You'll see pastors in these black churches.

00:45:26.180 They'll push you down if you don't go down.

00:45:27.660 Oh, damn.

00:45:28.160 If they wave and shit, oh, they'll push you the fuck down.

00:45:30.880 You're going to get down in that black church.

00:45:33.000 You're going to get down.

00:45:34.540 Damn, bro.

00:45:34.740 They be damned if you try to stay.

00:45:36.980 If they say that Holy Ghost hits you, bitch, it's going to hit you.

00:45:40.200 And if it ain't, I'm going to hit you.

00:45:41.740 Damn, bro.

00:45:42.440 I'm telling you.

00:45:43.060 They don't play that shit.

00:45:43.820 Yeah, man.

00:45:45.360 That shit's real, man.

00:45:45.420 Yeah, bro.

00:45:45.920 We went to Greater Starlight Baptist Church, bro.

00:45:48.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:49.320 And somebody, they always said somebody was dead in the front, bro.

00:45:52.160 And I don't know if they were or not, but damn.

00:45:54.940 People running up there putting everything in that bitch, bro.

00:45:58.180 Yeah, that shit's real, man.

00:45:59.480 God, that was powerful, man.

00:46:01.040 So y'all were Catholic?

00:46:03.320 I think we were like Baptist or something, 6th Baptist or something.

00:46:08.460 I'm talking about like your family.

00:46:10.020 My family was just like 6th Baptist, I think.

00:46:12.760 We were out there.

00:46:13.620 Okay.

00:46:14.140 Like your mom and all of them.

00:46:15.280 No, my mom, my dad was kind of religious.

00:46:17.300 My mom wasn't real.

00:46:18.380 She wasn't real religious.

00:46:19.840 Yeah.

00:46:20.140 She used to deliver newspapers all the time, so I'd get out there on the route with her.

00:46:23.520 Yeah.

00:46:24.700 That's rough.

00:46:25.980 It was hectic, man, you know.

00:46:27.800 Not hectic.

00:46:28.380 That shit's rough.

00:46:29.260 But she had that fucking arm on her, that fucking slanger, bro.

00:46:32.400 Oh, shit.

00:46:34.040 I know she had that shit on her.

00:46:35.120 She had that bitch on her.

00:46:36.620 Yeah.

00:46:37.020 That bitch would get out, cuz, you know.

00:46:39.600 How'd she end up with that job?

00:46:41.220 That was such a hell of a job to get.

00:46:42.900 I don't know.

00:46:43.340 My mom liked to work.

00:46:44.240 She liked to work.

00:46:45.320 She was real smart, but she just liked to like.

00:46:47.300 She enjoyed hard working.

00:46:48.300 Yes.

00:46:48.860 She enjoyed hard labor, bro.

00:46:50.420 Hard labor, yeah.

00:46:51.180 And I remember she got, we were all excited.

00:46:53.380 She got a Dodge Neon one time, that car.

00:46:55.620 You remember it or no?

00:46:56.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:56.720 Pull it up Dodge Neon, Zach.

00:46:58.680 I have no fucking clue.

00:47:00.100 And when I do, damn, he had that bitch ready.

00:47:02.640 Yeah.

00:47:03.840 He did.

00:47:04.360 He did good there.

00:47:05.040 Oh, shit.

00:47:05.820 Oh, cuz.

00:47:07.240 When we had that bitch, me and my brother go sleep in that bitch at night.

00:47:11.580 Why?

00:47:12.280 It was nice, bro.

00:47:13.620 Why?

00:47:15.080 It's crazy that you mentioned that she enjoys hard labor.

00:47:17.540 I got a buddy that enjoys hard labor.

00:47:19.500 Like, he believes, you know, he, in his mind, like, he wouldn't want, like, I'll ask him,

00:47:27.800 I'll be like, yo, would you rather win the lottery or work at the factory?

00:47:32.700 He's like, yo, I work at the factory, for real.

00:47:35.000 He said, even if I, even if I make it, I'm always working at the factory.

00:47:39.080 Wow.

00:47:39.720 And I was like, damn, that's deep.

00:47:41.500 Yeah.

00:47:41.700 You know, you gotta really, that gotta be in your heart to enjoy hard labor.

00:47:46.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:46.640 Yeah.

00:47:47.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:48.060 There's nothing wrong with it.

00:47:49.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:49.560 I'm not saying that at all.

00:47:50.440 I think it's just to enjoy it.

00:47:53.220 Yeah.

00:47:53.860 Yeah.

00:47:54.600 Yeah, I think it does something, too.

00:47:56.140 People that do those types of jobs, I think you just feel like you've made something.

00:47:59.640 Oh, yeah.

00:47:59.880 You created something.

00:48:00.940 It feels good.

00:48:01.820 You gotta respect them, though, cuz, shit, we need them just as bad as they need us.

00:48:05.180 Oh, yeah.

00:48:06.320 Oh, yeah.

00:48:08.080 You put your family, like, in a lot of your videos.

00:48:10.560 You know, I see your grandmother and stuff in your videos, I think, a lot.

00:48:12.920 Hell, yeah.

00:48:13.160 That's hilarious.

00:48:13.780 Y'all look really similar, bro.

00:48:15.060 Yeah, man.

00:48:16.020 She's cuter.

00:48:16.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:17.540 What you trying to say, man?

00:48:18.560 I'm saying she seemed like a great woman.

00:48:20.140 Yeah, she is good.

00:48:21.820 Was your whole family funny?

00:48:23.760 Where do you feel like your ability to be brave kind of with humor, you know?

00:48:29.040 Where did it come from?

00:48:30.860 Man, it's crazy you say that.

00:48:32.580 I believe my whole family is hilarious, man, even from, like, my granddad was, like, a jokester.

00:48:39.120 Like, he'll go and, like, he was big on pranking people, like, that he didn't know in, like, real life.

00:48:44.500 He'd go to the store or something.

00:48:45.500 My grandma, she's, like, a big roaster, but she only roasts, like, family members and shit.

00:48:50.480 Like, she'll talk shit.

00:48:52.200 My mom, she's, like, an actress.

00:48:55.080 Like, she always, like, does shit where she's walking around and, like, character fucking around.

00:48:59.060 My dad, he's just a fucking asshole, but he's, like, but he's very funny because he's a dick, you know what I'm saying?

00:49:12.780 Hey, motherfucker.

00:49:13.680 Yeah, he's a piece of shit, but, you know.

00:49:15.180 But, yeah, like, you know, like, my whole family, like, even from my brother and my sister, everybody has their own type of, like, comedy.

00:49:24.500 But it all comes together, like, ever since I was younger.

00:49:27.660 Like, everybody supported, you know, me being funny and shit, so.

00:49:30.600 Do you feel, like, does it get weird in the funny game where people are, like, kind of more cutthroat or people, like, share more?

00:49:37.740 Do you, have you found, like, did you ever, like, get scared at first when you were popping off that things would get, like, oh, fuck, I gotta, like, keep this close.

00:49:46.180 I don't know what to do here.

00:49:47.680 Have you ever had any trouble kind of navigating that kind of stuff?

00:49:49.940 You're saying, like, speaking on certain topics.

00:49:52.340 Or just know, like, even, like, share, like, you know, bringing people up, you know, getting somebody else on board, like, sharing other people's talent, like, just because sometimes it was, like, even in my career.

00:50:02.680 It's too much for them is what you're saying?

00:50:03.980 No, there's times where I've been, like, fuck, I got, things are going well for me.

00:50:06.900 Yeah.

00:50:08.340 I'm scared to share because will that fuck me?

00:50:11.440 You know, I just get, you know, when the truth ends up being usually that it's, like, the more people I bring into my own world, the better it helps everybody.

00:50:18.560 Yeah.

00:50:18.800 But, I don't know, it's just interesting whenever you get busy and. . .

00:50:22.460 I haven't felt that yet, but I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:50:25.380 When your career starts to get busy, you know, I feel like different things kind of come into your head, like, how do I keep this going?

00:50:30.940 What did I do to make this happen?

00:50:32.580 Is this going to disappear?

00:50:33.740 Very true.

00:50:34.320 You're right, though.

00:50:35.240 That is always a fear in the back of your head, though.

00:50:37.280 Yeah.

00:50:37.760 But I think the fear is a good thing because it actually fuels you to keep going because that fear of, like, falling off, that shit will have you going forever, bro.

00:50:48.540 I swear.

00:50:49.360 Because you'll just keep thinking down that dark hole of, like, what can happen and this can happen.

00:50:53.760 So, yeah.

00:50:54.700 Just a fear of that.

00:50:55.460 Hell, yeah.

00:50:55.840 That shit can be motivated.

00:50:57.180 And you get scared to do shit.

00:50:58.640 Nah, I don't know about that, but. . .

00:51:00.200 You don't.

00:51:01.180 Oh, but just saying. . .

00:51:02.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:02.480 I'm pretty fearless.

00:51:03.200 But, no, if you get in that spiral, if you get in that space where I'm, like, I'm scared, then you operate from scared.

00:51:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:09.180 You can't get down that hole, though.

00:51:12.400 What else was I going to talk to you about?

00:51:14.780 What else?

00:51:15.420 Oh, we tried to have Mystical on, but he ended up. . .

00:51:17.520 He went to jail.

00:51:18.340 Yeah.

00:51:18.740 Mystical?

00:51:19.900 Are you fucking kidding me?

00:51:21.140 They replaced me with Mystical?

00:51:22.980 Yeah, we are.

00:51:23.580 They brought me in and replaced with a Mystical?

00:51:28.060 Mystical Drewski.

00:51:28.840 We wanted somebody that's name sounded like a wizard.

00:51:32.340 Like, yo, that's crazy.

00:51:35.040 Nah, Mystical, dog, I haven't even seen him in a long. . .

00:51:37.720 Can we pull up recent Mystical pictures?

00:51:39.920 Get up, Mystical, man.

00:51:41.700 Jeez.

00:51:42.760 God damn, I love Mystical.

00:51:43.940 I haven't seen Mystical in a long time.

00:51:47.420 Those are old pictures of them.

00:51:49.660 You keep burping me against the wall.

00:51:51.600 Oh, nah, he's a legend, though.

00:51:54.880 Where's he at now?

00:51:55.740 Can we get a . . .

00:51:56.280 He looks healthy, though, man.

00:51:57.680 If that's recent. . .

00:51:59.020 Yeah.

00:51:59.980 I don't think he'd be wearing bandanas.

00:52:01.540 Oh, okay, that's 2003, 2004.

00:52:03.780 I hope he's doing well.

00:52:04.660 Ooh, I don't know that wall behind him.

00:52:08.380 Anybody with a white brick wall.

00:52:10.240 I'm just saying, bro, that fucking . . .

00:52:13.240 That school wall behind him.

00:52:15.100 That school wall, bro, that's the fucking . . .

00:52:17.240 That's a motherfucker right there.

00:52:19.260 He might be in the fucking library.

00:52:21.600 I don't know how I can pin it.

00:52:22.500 He's in a program.

00:52:23.420 That's a program wall right there.

00:52:25.140 That's definitely a program.

00:52:27.120 Nobody places a white brick wall.

00:52:29.980 That's a program.

00:52:30.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:31.320 He's in a program right there, for sure.

00:52:33.300 Where is he at, Zach?

00:52:34.100 Can you get some news on him?

00:52:35.240 Well, yeah, we've talked about this before,

00:52:37.100 but he's facing charges right now.

00:52:38.580 He could do life in prison.

00:52:40.100 Are you serious?

00:52:40.820 Yeah.

00:52:41.300 He was messing around with underage girls, I think.

00:52:43.820 Oh, man.

00:52:45.740 Yeah, he definitely . . . .

00:52:46.780 He had one in the programs, for sure.

00:52:48.780 All right.

00:52:49.100 Oh, come on, man.

00:52:53.400 I don't know if that's real.

00:52:54.760 Jeez.

00:52:57.120 That could be a fake sight.

00:52:59.500 I saw him at a car wash one time.

00:53:01.160 Are you serious?

00:53:01.780 Yeah, bro.

00:53:02.400 I was so excited.

00:53:03.240 What did he have going on?

00:53:04.800 Well, he was just . . .

00:53:06.000 What was he riding on?

00:53:07.380 I'm going to say it was a Mercedes.

00:53:09.200 Oh, he was in Mercedes.

00:53:10.020 It was probably about 10 years ago.

00:53:10.840 Some of those old cats, it goes one of two ways, man.

00:53:13.860 Really?

00:53:14.260 They go to living regular life,

00:53:15.660 or they continue to keep the life going.

00:53:18.600 You just never know how they're really living.

00:53:20.280 You know, some people make more than others.

00:53:21.900 Yeah.

00:53:22.180 People not getting those back-end checks for one.

00:53:24.320 I know, huh?

00:53:25.200 Sad.

00:53:25.840 But, no, it's good to hear that he was in a Mercedes.

00:53:29.000 Yeah, it was like when they had that guy from the Cosby show

00:53:31.000 that didn't make . . .

00:53:31.620 You know, they put him out a few years ago.

00:53:32.860 Somebody was putting him on blast.

00:53:34.000 He wasn't making any money.

00:53:34.820 He was working at, like, a grocery store.

00:53:36.460 Oh, yeah.

00:53:37.100 I seen that.

00:53:37.600 That shit made me mad, cug.

00:53:38.140 They put him all over Twitter.

00:53:39.080 Yeah, it was fucked up, though.

00:53:39.920 Yeah.

00:53:40.540 Because it was like, bro, why are y'all embarrassing this dude?

00:53:43.240 And why doesn't that dude . . .

00:53:44.560 Why isn't that . . .

00:53:45.080 Why is that a bad thing, though, that he's working?

00:53:47.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:53:47.700 They're making it seem like this is the worst in the world.

00:53:49.960 Agree.

00:53:50.580 And why doesn't he have any extra money?

00:53:52.440 That dude . . .

00:53:52.940 If I know him from my whole childhood,

00:53:55.300 he should have some sort of stake in what he was a part of.

00:53:58.520 Yeah.

00:53:59.220 You know?

00:53:59.800 Jeffrey Owens.

00:54:01.240 Yeah.

00:54:02.000 That business . . .

00:54:02.480 It's just such a dangerous business, man.

00:54:04.140 I think it's gotten better.

00:54:05.620 Yeah.

00:54:06.040 Because people fight for more, like, rights to own things and stuff.

00:54:08.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:09.540 But dang, dude.

00:54:10.440 For, like, a lot of it, it was like, the people owned everything.

00:54:14.300 I'm telling you, man.

00:54:14.440 I'm telling you.

00:54:14.840 That's crazy, huh?

00:54:15.880 Seriously, though.

00:54:17.080 Dude said the people . . .

00:54:18.580 Yeah, they definitely owning everything for sure.

00:54:22.060 That's crazy.

00:54:22.380 You got to own your own stuff, man.

00:54:23.940 You got your own production company and all that?

00:54:26.040 Yeah.

00:54:26.560 Yeah, that's good.

00:54:27.400 Yeah, or, like, you know, your own, like, corporations and all that stuff.

00:54:30.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:31.360 Same, same.

00:54:31.980 Be smart.

00:54:33.040 Don't start.

00:54:34.560 Kick the habit.

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00:56:24.260 Do you have like a mentor that you use in businesses and stuff like that?

00:56:27.300 Do you just rely mostly with your agents?

00:56:29.180 How do you work on that kind of stuff?

00:56:30.720 You know, I don't, I mean, the agents are only going to help but so much, you know, they're

00:56:34.280 there for like to fall back on.

00:56:36.540 But honestly, you got to get out here and network, man.

00:56:38.540 You got to, you got to meet these people, these people and build good relationships with

00:56:43.300 them for real because there ain't nobody looking to help you.

00:56:45.360 There ain't nobody just going to give it to you, you know?

00:56:47.480 And your agents are there to like help from that.

00:56:50.160 Like they'll see you doing some shit and maybe they could put the pieces together behind the

00:56:54.340 scenes that are already working somewhere else.

00:56:57.220 But they can also get you opportunities.

00:56:58.680 But if you want the agents to work best for you, always try to figure out shit on your

00:57:04.060 own while they're working on the side on some shit.

00:57:06.280 Yeah.

00:57:07.100 I've seen that work best for me with, you know, just with commercial work and stuff.

00:57:11.220 Just building good relationships with people, bro.

00:57:13.620 For real.

00:57:14.420 Do you have like mentors that you talk to about stuff or is it kind of just general?

00:57:19.580 I think I have good friends that are like famous that I don't like, you know, I won't

00:57:24.880 even like post conversations or nothing.

00:57:27.260 Yeah, totally.

00:57:27.880 You know, like honestly, where I've had conversations with some of the biggest people and about like

00:57:33.420 shit that I may go through or what I'm what I may look forward to seeing soon.

00:57:39.940 Yeah, there's some people out there that I look up to that have helped out for sure.

00:57:45.660 Hell yeah.

00:57:47.180 Yeah, man.

00:57:47.900 So many people love you.

00:57:49.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:49.980 That's crazy.

00:57:50.720 I'm thankful for real.

00:57:51.360 Yeah.

00:57:52.420 Bro, remember when y'all got lost at LSU and y'all went out there?

00:57:55.500 And we were praying for y'all.

00:57:58.360 They left Darius.

00:58:00.400 Man, they left Darius, bro.

00:58:02.860 Yeah, but PJ took out without him.

00:58:04.980 You didn't give a fuck.

00:58:05.980 You had your feet up just like that on the back of the PJ.

00:58:08.480 Oh, no.

00:58:08.500 You said, yo, man, where's that black guy y'all were with?

00:58:13.300 That tall black guy.

00:58:15.080 You're like, I don't give a fuck.

00:58:15.980 You're popping peanuts in the back of some fucking shit.

00:58:18.420 You didn't give a shit.

00:58:19.700 Bro, that wasn't me.

00:58:20.900 Yeah, you didn't give a fuck.

00:58:22.200 You didn't even remember his name.

00:58:23.060 You're like, yo, that tall black guy you were with, man.

00:58:26.100 He ain't get on the PJ with us.

00:58:28.200 Get the fuck out of here, dog.

00:58:30.280 Piece of shit.

00:58:31.000 Bro, that wasn't me, bro.

00:58:32.340 That was a good time, though.

00:58:33.320 I can't lie.

00:58:34.060 That was a great time.

00:58:35.340 They treated us well.

00:58:36.980 We pulled up at LSU, man.

00:58:38.300 They had jerseys for us.

00:58:39.740 Oh, man.

00:58:40.200 We went to the casino.

00:58:41.340 We lost fucking every dollar.

00:58:42.940 Yeah, we lost every dollar.

00:58:47.680 You got a better there quick.

00:58:49.720 You did.

00:58:50.460 Well, because I was fucking losing so much.

00:58:52.460 I was so sad.

00:58:53.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:54.760 I said, I'm going to either steal or I'm going to fucking leave.

00:58:58.120 You're not a big gambling god, though, huh?

00:59:00.320 I don't like to risk it, bro.

00:59:01.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:02.500 I don't like to risk it, bro.

00:59:03.720 If I make that dollar, I won't that dollar.

00:59:04.640 But you got to take risks to make that money, though, man.

00:59:07.480 We lost like $90,000, bro.

00:59:10.560 Okay.

00:59:15.760 Maybe I'm not the best financial guy to be talking.

00:59:18.120 Well, I'm just saying, man, at that point.

00:59:20.720 At that point, it's getting stupid.

00:59:23.200 Let's be financially smart about it.

00:59:25.260 That's H&R Black at that point, dog.

00:59:27.480 I'm fucking out.

00:59:28.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:28.860 I ain't fucking taking that advice, dog.

00:59:30.440 Nah, I got stupid.

00:59:31.440 I got stupid.

00:59:32.000 Bro, we got to roll again.

00:59:33.620 I said, man, I'm fucking rolling out this bitch.

00:59:36.820 These dice can fucking stay by themselves, cuss.

00:59:39.980 Oh, man.

00:59:40.080 Man, bro.

00:59:40.940 Damn, bro.

00:59:42.080 Nah, that's some new shit that we've been getting into.

00:59:44.320 We actually enjoy playing Baccarat.

00:59:46.180 Oh, y'all do?

00:59:46.620 Baccarat is like a bad addiction to me and the gang right now.

00:59:49.740 Like, bro, everybody is on it.

00:59:51.320 Like, we literally, dog.

00:59:52.820 Take me through the gang, man.

00:59:53.840 I want people to know who your gang is because this is one thing that really was, I thought.

00:59:57.820 Let's not say gang because, shit.

00:59:59.580 Okay.

00:59:59.900 They ain't handing out Rico's.

01:00:00.860 Like, no tomorrow.

01:00:01.460 Group of positive young men.

01:00:02.960 Yeah.

01:00:03.340 Group of positive young men.

01:00:05.240 Yeah.

01:00:05.420 But this is one thing that was really awesome about meeting you.

01:00:09.660 First of all, I didn't know you was going to be there.

01:00:11.160 And they pull up and they open up the Sprinter and Drewski's right there.

01:00:14.520 Yeah, I'm just sitting there looking at you.

01:00:16.040 Yeah.

01:00:16.620 And he was there and I think he was, like, sleeping or awake or just chilling because it had been a long day.

01:00:21.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:21.940 And I'm like, oh, shit.

01:00:23.240 And it was dark in there, remember?

01:00:25.080 And I had to get in there.

01:00:26.580 And I'm like, oh, shit.

01:00:27.980 Yeah.

01:00:28.100 You had no clue what was going on.

01:00:29.340 Oh, bro.

01:00:29.940 And then I get in the back and there's even more, like, kind of hidden brothers in the back.

01:00:33.300 Oh, damn, bro.

01:00:35.420 They had fucking a brother on top of a brother.

01:00:38.580 It's a brotherhood in there.

01:00:39.820 Oh, it was, bro.

01:00:41.380 One dude opened his mouth and another brother popped.

01:00:43.960 What up?

01:00:45.020 So it was brothered up, dog, and the door closed.

01:00:47.740 It was just fucking in the dark, man.

01:00:50.280 But your friends, bro, they're fucking, it's like being on a, it's almost like being on a, it's like you're watching a sitcom all the time, bro.

01:01:01.720 Everybody's funny in their own way, for real, for real.

01:01:03.980 Bro.

01:01:04.380 Honestly, like, everybody has their own role and, like, you know, and with employing them has come even more funny ventures of what everybody does and, like, just going on trips.

01:01:15.200 It's just, it's amazing, bro.

01:01:16.700 Like, it's fun doing all this stuff.

01:01:19.340 There's great stuff with your friends, though, for real, for real.

01:01:21.240 And let's go through them, because first you got the young fella, the little blondie.

01:01:25.320 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:25.960 And he's Jamaican, right?

01:01:28.300 Yeah, the short one.

01:01:29.780 Yeah.

01:01:30.220 He's not Jamaican.

01:01:31.520 Oh, he isn't?

01:01:32.120 He's African.

01:01:32.800 He's Liberian.

01:01:33.600 Oh, he's Liberian.

01:01:34.580 Yeah, that's solo.

01:01:35.000 Damn, bro.

01:01:35.640 Solo.

01:01:36.160 Solo.

01:01:36.300 Well, he's a damn liability.

01:01:37.920 I'll say that, bro.

01:01:38.780 Yeah, man.

01:01:38.820 You ain't lying.

01:01:39.600 You ain't lying.

01:01:42.540 And, dog, he'll doze off, too.

01:01:44.500 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:44.660 He'll doze off.

01:01:45.560 Yeah, man.

01:01:45.840 You don't even know, bro.

01:01:47.960 Goldilocks will sleep in your bed, son.

01:01:50.140 That motherfucker doze off, bro.

01:01:54.720 You know what's so funny?

01:01:56.400 He's a big sleeper, bro.

01:01:58.320 Like, he sleeps off.

01:01:58.720 I know, bro.

01:01:59.800 Don't leave him by a train track.

01:02:01.540 That motherfucker, he'll fucking catch the first car coming, bro.

01:02:05.340 That dude will fucking doze off, bro.

01:02:08.760 Yo.

01:02:09.580 But he'd never been to Baton Rouge.

01:02:11.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:12.080 Bro, and he was wearing all LSU.

01:02:13.960 Oh, man.

01:02:14.300 He had a fishing hat.

01:02:15.460 He had an LSU thong on and shit.

01:02:18.240 He had a fish net with him.

01:02:20.360 He had a fucking pole with a net on it.

01:02:22.880 I'm like, dang, bro.

01:02:24.520 He was so excited to get there.

01:02:27.040 He was super excited.

01:02:27.900 Then you got his cousin, who's Chauncey Cinco.

01:02:30.580 Oh, yeah.

01:02:31.340 Quiet, but deadly, you know?

01:02:33.020 Yeah.

01:02:33.560 Chauncey, you don't know.

01:02:34.560 He's got that.

01:02:35.320 Quiet assassin.

01:02:36.180 Yeah, you don't know if he's, you know, where he kind of, if he was in like a, if he

01:02:42.800 had been in a center or whatever.

01:02:44.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:45.500 You know, he seemed a little bit.

01:02:46.900 He'd been in a program somewhere.

01:02:48.040 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:48.700 He definitely got some fucking, you know.

01:02:50.720 Yeah, he got that bite to him.

01:02:52.560 You see him, boy.

01:02:53.460 But he quiet, though.

01:02:54.320 But he got it to him, though.

01:02:55.920 He'll laugh with you, but he ain't too much that gonna be funny.

01:02:59.280 Yeah, like he might be haunted a little.

01:03:00.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:01.760 You know, like.

01:03:02.220 He got demons that he deal with, though, you know.

01:03:04.700 Yeah.

01:03:05.160 Shit from the past, man.

01:03:06.460 But he's actually one of, he's a very funny guy.

01:03:09.360 Behind Solo, he's probably like the second one.

01:03:10.760 Yeah, and he dresses also.

01:03:12.440 He'll dress like a ninja a lot of times.

01:03:14.280 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:14.400 So he comes in, damn.

01:03:16.540 Fucking that dude, bro.

01:03:17.920 He wears.

01:03:18.520 A do-rag and shit.

01:03:19.600 Oh, a do-rag, stocking cap, fucking goggles, bro.

01:03:24.420 He'll have on black fucking earplugs.

01:03:27.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:27.380 Fucking black out.

01:03:28.040 Black everything.

01:03:28.640 You can't even see him, bro.

01:03:30.300 Yeah, you never really see his face too much, man.

01:03:33.200 Yeah, man.

01:03:33.620 So he fucking hidden, bro.

01:03:36.020 He hiding in plain sight, bro.

01:03:38.500 Yeah, man.

01:03:38.520 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:39.740 And then you got the big dog.

01:03:41.680 Big Darius, man.

01:03:42.940 Fucking Darius, bro.

01:03:43.560 Fucking Darius, dog.

01:03:44.800 He's a goofy.

01:03:45.340 You know, we hired Darius at security at first.

01:03:49.200 Oh, yeah.

01:03:49.780 I could see it.

01:03:50.180 Dog, we went to a party and he was like fucking nae-naeing with girls across the club.

01:03:54.860 And I'm like, yo, like, yo, you're supposed to be securing this fucking section over here.

01:04:01.060 And he's like on molly putting shit up his butt, you know, with white girls and nae-naeing

01:04:04.760 and shit.

01:04:05.100 Like apple bottom jeans.

01:04:05.700 Yeah, apple bottom jeans, all that fucking twerking and shit.

01:04:08.480 And like, he's just such a goofy.

01:04:10.000 We were like, yo, fuck it.

01:04:10.920 We're just going to have this guy around as a fucking another comedian because he's a

01:04:14.260 damn goofy.

01:04:15.060 Like, why the hell did we think we were going to hire him at security?

01:04:18.420 He's a nut, bro.

01:04:19.560 You see, he got left in Louisiana.

01:04:21.400 Like, who the fuck gets left on a trip?

01:04:24.860 In your hotel room when we get up.

01:04:26.780 Like, dog.

01:04:28.140 Bruh.

01:04:28.660 Yeah, man.

01:04:29.320 Yeah, he's awesome, man.

01:04:30.760 And we still got some other members that you haven't met.

01:04:32.680 Oh, really?

01:04:33.180 Yeah, they stay at the house in Atlanta.

01:04:35.680 So you got to meet them too, man.

01:04:38.660 Yeah, whole team is.

01:04:41.940 Yeah, because it was fun, man.

01:04:43.180 When I left you guys, I was like, man, I missed that group.

01:04:45.720 That group, yeah.

01:04:46.700 It was just like, what's he?

01:04:47.880 We got to do that again.

01:04:49.020 There's just always a chance to laugh with y'all.

01:04:51.000 Like, there's never a point where you couldn't.

01:04:53.660 Somebody's not ripping on somebody.

01:04:55.320 Even some fucked up shit.

01:04:55.940 Oh, yeah.

01:04:56.680 Totally, bro.

01:04:57.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:58.280 I agree.

01:04:58.740 Damn.

01:04:59.220 That was really perfect, man.

01:05:00.420 Yeah, man.

01:05:00.720 That trip, honestly, we got to do that again.

01:05:03.160 Especially with Todd, too.

01:05:04.320 Todd Gray.

01:05:04.700 Oh, yeah.

01:05:05.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:06.020 Yeah, hang on.

01:05:06.560 Todd is wild, man.

01:05:07.960 Y'all went to the national championship.

01:05:11.360 Yeah, we went to the NCAA championship.

01:05:12.760 How was it?

01:05:13.400 It was great.

01:05:14.880 Michael Rubin was there.

01:05:16.580 He was in like the section right next to us.

01:05:18.240 I don't know Michael Rubin.

01:05:19.340 The billionaire.

01:05:20.400 Oh, really?

01:05:21.240 Yeah, you know what Lil Baby said?

01:05:22.240 I get all my advice from Michael Rubin.

01:05:23.900 Uh-uh.

01:05:24.680 He don't listen to Lil Baby.

01:05:25.900 I don't.

01:05:26.760 Yeah, that's why I'm on there.

01:05:27.700 I will.

01:05:28.360 I will listen.

01:05:29.260 Yeah, you take a peek at that.

01:05:30.560 Bring him up Lil Baby.

01:05:31.720 Let's see him.

01:05:32.420 You know Michael Rubin had the all-white party

01:05:35.560 with all the celebrities went out there.

01:05:37.040 He had a huge birthday party.

01:05:39.500 I thought Puff Daddy had that party.

01:05:42.100 Oh, this is Lil Baby right there.

01:05:43.300 Yeah, that's Lil Baby.

01:05:43.520 You know Lil Baby.

01:05:44.240 Nice guy?

01:05:45.060 Yeah, great guy.

01:05:46.680 Lil Baby, yeah.

01:05:47.600 Lil Baby.

01:05:48.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:49.480 People love him.

01:05:50.320 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:50.980 A lot of people love him for real.

01:05:52.460 People always hear him.

01:05:53.660 And who shot, what's her name?

01:05:54.860 Who was that guy?

01:05:55.580 Wait, what?

01:05:56.520 Who shot the stallion?

01:06:01.820 You know what I'm talking about?

01:06:03.600 Google it, Zachary.

01:06:06.380 Who shot the stallion?

01:06:08.200 Yeah.

01:06:10.600 Toril and Ez, baby.

01:06:12.260 Hey, let's get some AC going in this bitch, man.

01:06:15.660 Come on, this shit.

01:06:16.460 It's on full blast.

01:06:17.380 It's on?

01:06:17.940 Come on, bro.

01:06:19.060 It's on full blast.

01:06:20.140 We boiling in this bitch, man.

01:06:21.700 We'll quit in a few minutes, man.

01:06:23.520 Shit.

01:06:24.500 What about this kind of shit, man?

01:06:25.780 What do you think when you love?

01:06:27.540 Because you make a lot of videos online.

01:06:29.100 What kind of videos do you watch online?

01:06:30.540 Do you watch?

01:06:30.900 Because these are folks.

01:06:32.180 Let's play it up, Zach.

01:06:33.400 These are folks right here at IHOP that like to go in, bro.

01:06:36.320 Something about syrup makes people want to fucking fight, bro.

01:06:39.080 Yeah, this was a fight at an IHOP that we were watching before you got here.

01:06:41.440 Anything on Reddit is literally not trusted.

01:06:44.360 Yeah, this could be actors, bro.

01:06:48.240 Damn.

01:06:50.720 Damn.

01:06:56.840 Oh, my God.

01:06:59.560 People still screaming world star?

01:07:02.780 One dude, I guess.

01:07:03.860 Oh, damn.

01:07:05.740 It takes forever to set those tables, too, bro.

01:07:07.760 Yeah, it do.

01:07:08.640 That's sad.

01:07:09.480 That's fucked up.

01:07:10.180 That's horrible.

01:07:10.760 I feel bad for whoever did that shit.

01:07:13.060 What's in that hit?

01:07:14.140 They flip those shits upside down.

01:07:15.840 Oh, my God.

01:07:18.760 Damn, bro.

01:07:19.860 Winner.

01:07:20.820 Ooh, smack that.

01:07:21.740 You ever work anywhere good?

01:07:23.400 Yeah, man.

01:07:23.960 I actually worked at Red Lobster.

01:07:25.800 I worked at Outback Steakhouse.

01:07:27.740 Yeah.

01:07:28.620 Yeah, I worked at fucking Movie Tavern.

01:07:31.080 Oh, really?

01:07:31.940 What is it?

01:07:32.380 Yeah, I was a movie tavern.

01:07:33.960 It's like you serve people at the movies.

01:07:37.580 I was a food runner there.

01:07:39.480 Dang.

01:07:40.000 Yeah, I hated that shit.

01:07:40.920 You did?

01:07:41.400 Oh, man.

01:07:42.120 That shit sucked.

01:07:44.140 Yeah, man.

01:07:44.760 I fucking hated it.

01:07:45.580 I used to have to make popcorn and shit.

01:07:49.320 Yeah, man.

01:07:50.260 Those are the good old days, though, boys.

01:07:52.620 You know?

01:07:53.080 Like, shit, we look back on and just be like, thank God.

01:07:57.040 All right?

01:07:57.900 I ain't be in that movie tavern, yeah.

01:07:59.700 Yeah.

01:08:00.240 I've never been to no movie tavern.

01:08:01.640 No, movie tavern is good.

01:08:02.600 It's a great place to go.

01:08:03.380 It is?

01:08:03.760 It's not a great place to work.

01:08:05.300 Yeah.

01:08:05.660 Yeah.

01:08:06.520 Have you ever been to SeaWorld?

01:08:08.280 Nah, nah, nah.

01:08:09.820 Never been.

01:08:10.720 Hmm.

01:08:11.680 I know a lot of people.

01:08:12.720 I actually watched the documentary on SeaWorld.

01:08:15.360 What was it called?

01:08:16.220 On how they were...

01:08:17.060 What's it called, Zach?

01:08:18.780 Blackfish?

01:08:19.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:20.480 What is it?

01:08:21.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:21.260 It was a whole...

01:08:21.840 It's about, like, how they keep the whales in captivity.

01:08:24.680 Yeah.

01:08:25.220 It's how they treat blackfish, dude?

01:08:26.720 That's fucking unreal, bro.

01:08:28.400 Is that what it's about?

01:08:30.360 Yeah.

01:08:31.300 What the fuck?

01:08:32.680 Yeah, it's called Blackfish.

01:08:34.360 Damn, bro.

01:08:35.120 You see?

01:08:36.800 Bro, y'all can't even catch a break underwater, dog.

01:08:39.580 It's not just humans.

01:08:40.940 Yeah, man.

01:08:42.680 Dang, bro.

01:08:43.480 This shit is fucked up.

01:08:44.160 Yeah, we're going to do this shit everywhere, bro.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, we can't catch a break, man.

01:08:49.180 Damn, bro.

01:08:50.440 Yeah, dog.

01:08:50.960 But, no, honestly, it's a great documentary, though.

01:08:54.100 And I was watching it, and it's like, them whales was fucking those people up, though.

01:08:59.080 Really?

01:08:59.800 So they fought back?

01:09:00.960 Yeah, the whales was fucking them.

01:09:02.620 I think they killed a good couple people.

01:09:05.180 Damn, what?

01:09:05.520 Yeah, man.

01:09:06.040 That shit got deep.

01:09:08.600 They got dark, man.

01:09:10.160 Damn, bro.

01:09:10.780 Yeah, they don't play that shit.

01:09:12.620 Yeah, I don't know if I...

01:09:13.620 I mean, I never really had any issues with fish or anything.

01:09:16.140 Or, I guess, I mean, I have.

01:09:19.520 I don't know.

01:09:19.880 I've been deep-sea fishing.

01:09:20.820 I didn't really love it.

01:09:22.140 Yeah.

01:09:22.600 But, you know, I wouldn't...

01:09:24.620 I would maybe go again, I guess.

01:09:26.280 Yeah.

01:09:27.780 But, I don't know.

01:09:28.400 Some adventures like that where there's a bunch of men out there.

01:09:31.900 Yeah.

01:09:32.320 And they all drink, and it's just like...

01:09:34.420 Yeah.

01:09:34.780 I don't know if I love...

01:09:35.300 You know, I always wanted to go feed the fucking pigs and shit.

01:09:39.640 Yeah?

01:09:39.940 Out there in wherever that...

01:09:41.500 Georgia, wherever?

01:09:42.840 Nah, what the fuck?

01:09:44.700 No, I'm like...

01:09:45.780 In that foreign country where they feed the pigs in the water and shit.

01:09:49.880 Oh, damn.

01:09:50.600 Oh, like Barbados or something.

01:09:51.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:52.340 One of those places.

01:09:53.920 Yeah.

01:09:54.220 Yeah.

01:09:54.520 Where they be fucking off.

01:09:55.620 I just went.

01:09:56.320 I was in Mexico, and I got to meet Wiz Khalifa.

01:09:58.700 I never met him before.

01:10:00.060 You ever met him?

01:10:00.720 Nah.

01:10:01.560 He was cool.

01:10:02.380 We got to go horseback riding.

01:10:02.940 And if I did, I don't remember.

01:10:04.220 I don't think I met Wiz Khalifa ever.

01:10:06.220 We got to go horseback riding.

01:10:07.780 Really?

01:10:08.120 Yeah.

01:10:08.740 Damn.

01:10:09.240 It was fun, man.

01:10:10.060 How was he as a person?

01:10:11.040 Like, he was chill?

01:10:11.800 Nicest, dude.

01:10:12.360 His whole family was there.

01:10:13.580 Yeah.

01:10:14.040 You smoked with him?

01:10:15.020 Sherry and LT?

01:10:15.900 Nah.

01:10:16.720 I didn't.

01:10:17.360 I should have.

01:10:17.800 But I got hottest kind of like even just smelling him.

01:10:20.180 Just being around.

01:10:21.560 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:21.840 Being around.

01:10:22.260 I was fucking, yeah.

01:10:23.040 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:23.400 If he was in a room, I'd fucking stay in by the vent.

01:10:25.780 You know what I'm saying, bro?

01:10:26.880 Like, come on, Wiz.

01:10:28.780 But, yeah, his sister was there.

01:10:31.660 She's pretty.

01:10:32.480 Yeah.

01:10:32.820 It was fun.

01:10:33.680 We had a good time.

01:10:34.420 Yeah.

01:10:35.080 We had a really good time.

01:10:35.880 Why'd you throw that comment on us?

01:10:37.780 You were just with his whole family.

01:10:39.520 His sister was there.

01:10:40.580 Would you think he would allow you to date his sister?

01:10:43.160 I think he might allow me.

01:10:44.660 For real?

01:10:45.020 Yeah.

01:10:45.680 I think I was upset.

01:10:46.320 He was letting y'all flirt and stuff?

01:10:47.940 I don't know.

01:10:48.260 We weren't flirting.

01:10:48.960 I mean, I don't think we were flirting.

01:10:50.840 I was also trying to just like be on a vacation where I was not doing nothing.

01:10:55.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:10:56.560 And they were doing like a lot of activities.

01:10:58.820 So, some days I would not do the activities.

01:11:00.720 You'd dip off.

01:11:01.320 Do your own shit.

01:11:02.240 Yeah.

01:11:03.080 What do you think?

01:11:03.860 Like, do you want to make TV shows?

01:11:04.980 I mean, I know you're already making some stuff.

01:11:06.260 But do you want to do like, do you see yourself having like a certain route in your business?

01:11:09.700 Do you just kind of love where you're at and everything's great?

01:11:12.380 That too.

01:11:12.960 I mean, I'm at a point where I love where I'm at and everything's great.

01:11:17.480 But also, I have so much shit that I want to accomplish in that.

01:11:21.220 I literally battle with every night in my mind of like why it's not done yet, you know?

01:11:26.140 So, yeah, there's a lot of shit I want to do like TV, movies, you know, this tour.

01:11:31.840 Just to have under my belt and just be like, yo, let's do more of it, you know?

01:11:35.160 And just to, you know, you know, sometimes you just got to, I have to remind myself to

01:11:39.500 just live in the moment.

01:11:41.080 Remember that this is, enjoy the process.

01:11:43.680 But it's hard when you really have all this stuff and your goals and shit and you see the

01:11:49.260 people you look up to have already accomplished it and you're like, all right, I just want

01:11:51.760 to get there.

01:11:52.100 I want to get there.

01:11:52.540 I want to get there.

01:11:53.140 So, I just had to remind myself, just live in the moment, man.

01:11:55.380 So, that's what I'm dealing with right now.

01:11:57.140 But everything's great, you know?

01:11:58.280 I can't complain.

01:11:59.400 Yeah.

01:11:59.920 Taking care of the whole family, you know?

01:12:01.720 Yeah.

01:12:02.640 Yeah.

01:12:02.960 So, we're trying to, we're trying to do this shit for a long time.

01:12:06.280 Was there something nice that you bought for yourself or for a family member when you

01:12:09.320 started to have some success?

01:12:14.140 I retired my mom.

01:12:15.860 Gang, baby.

01:12:16.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:19.100 Mom done, huh?

01:12:20.240 Yeah, she's.

01:12:21.060 Did she pick up any new habits?

01:12:22.440 Because sometimes that's a risk about retiring your mom, bro.

01:12:24.780 Yeah.

01:12:25.260 Next thing you know, bro.

01:12:26.340 It's like getting expensive and shit.

01:12:27.340 Oh, yeah, like that.

01:12:27.860 They start doing shit.

01:12:28.760 They do like, they can do it.

01:12:29.400 Yeah, bro.

01:12:29.940 They want to hang by.

01:12:30.540 Yeah, no, no, no.

01:12:30.860 It's, it's, it's, it's fairly new, it's fairly new right now.

01:12:33.060 Like, it's only been like a month, so we, I haven't seen nothing yet that would be, you

01:12:38.100 know, too crazy.

01:12:38.740 It's only been a month, so we'll see where it takes us, but yeah, nah, man.

01:12:42.300 That'd be a good show, Retired Moms, and it's like people that were able to retire their

01:12:45.900 mother, and then that first fucking.

01:12:47.340 And they just start wilding out growing everywhere.

01:12:49.280 That first six months, bro.

01:12:49.800 They go on a fucking tour.

01:12:51.320 Yeah, they fucking Delonte West.

01:12:53.020 Yeah, man.

01:12:53.120 They doing all kind of shit, man.

01:12:55.080 They fucking getting out there, you know?

01:12:57.640 That's the kind of shit that'll really get it.

01:12:59.560 Yeah, man.

01:13:00.260 Damn, cuz.

01:13:02.380 Do you like the New Orleans Pelicans, or you don't?

01:13:05.080 I actually play with them on 2K.

01:13:06.960 Uh-uh, you do?

01:13:07.680 Swear.

01:13:08.120 Hell yeah.

01:13:08.800 Nice.

01:13:09.360 I like CJ McCollum a lot.

01:13:11.580 Yeah.

01:13:12.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:13.160 People love him.

01:13:13.900 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:15.040 I like his shit, man.

01:13:16.220 He's a good player.

01:13:17.340 Yeah.

01:13:17.520 I liked him back when he was with, what's it called, too?

01:13:20.000 When he was with Trailblazers?

01:13:21.420 Mm-hmm.

01:13:21.960 Hell of a shooter.

01:13:23.060 Yeah.

01:13:23.300 But, uh, yeah, I'm not like a big fan of watching them on TV.

01:13:26.200 I just play with them, cuz they good as fuck, too good.

01:13:28.760 Yeah.

01:13:29.300 You don't play two games or shit?

01:13:30.500 No, I would like to get on there more often.

01:13:32.440 Yeah.

01:13:32.740 But I just haven't done it.

01:13:33.840 I mean, I bought the game, I think, but I haven't played it.

01:13:36.300 Yeah.

01:13:36.760 So I gotta get on there.

01:13:38.040 Yeah.

01:13:38.200 But I will.

01:13:39.440 I be forgetting, you know, you got such a young face, man.

01:13:42.320 I be forgetting how old you are, man.

01:13:44.160 Fucking getting old, bro.

01:13:45.020 Yeah, man.

01:13:45.700 The Lord looking for me, cut.

01:13:47.260 No, he's not.

01:13:47.940 We out here, though.

01:13:49.180 Aw, bro.

01:13:50.200 How old are you?

01:13:50.860 Bro, 42, cut.

01:13:52.180 42?

01:13:52.820 Fucking gonna die, dog.

01:13:54.140 Shit.

01:13:54.500 Nah, that's...

01:13:55.400 I gotta get this...

01:13:56.160 You in a good place, though.

01:13:57.960 You know, like, 42 is like...

01:14:00.860 You're in a solid...

01:14:02.240 Yo, you're like...

01:14:02.980 You have a fucking thing that you want, bro.

01:14:04.260 You gotta take your fucking hat off for that shit.

01:14:06.200 Shit.

01:14:06.720 Bro, you gotta take your hat off.

01:14:08.020 Nah, you know what I'm saying.

01:14:08.180 You're a fucking war veteran.

01:14:10.020 Damn, dog.

01:14:10.760 You fucking put that bitch back on.

01:14:12.180 Nah, 42 is actually a good age.

01:14:14.720 Like, it's in the middle.

01:14:16.000 You're not 50, you're not 60.

01:14:17.360 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:17.940 Like, you're in a place where...

01:14:19.380 That's Jackie Robinson, isn't it?

01:14:20.600 Yeah.

01:14:21.540 Let's go!

01:14:23.640 Let's go, boy.

01:14:25.040 42 Doug.

01:14:26.360 Gang, son.

01:14:27.100 He's another rapper.

01:14:28.520 I don't know if you know about him.

01:14:29.320 Oh, God, bro.

01:14:29.840 Pull up 42 Doug.

01:14:31.000 Demon home, baby.

01:14:32.340 Yeah, demon home, pussy.

01:14:34.160 Look at this dude, 42 Doug.

01:14:36.320 Pull up 42 Doug, dog.

01:14:39.140 Look at him.

01:14:40.260 Oh, yeah.

01:14:41.100 Yeah.

01:14:41.580 And what happened?

01:14:42.220 He got shot?

01:14:43.020 Nah, he didn't get shot.

01:14:44.360 What, because he's short?

01:14:45.480 I thought he was in a wheelchair.

01:14:48.280 Nah, he's short as shit.

01:14:49.460 Oh, and he's 42?

01:14:50.420 Pull up the basketball picture right there.

01:14:52.480 The one in the middle at the top, yeah.

01:14:54.700 Yeah, he's really 4'2".

01:14:56.720 Oh, dang.

01:14:58.380 Doug coming up.

01:14:59.860 Yeah.

01:15:00.500 Wow.

01:15:01.680 Yeah, man.

01:15:02.520 That's Doug.

01:15:03.140 Motherfuck.

01:15:03.540 I want to meet him.

01:15:04.020 You met him?

01:15:04.860 Nah, I ain't meet him yet.

01:15:05.900 Nah.

01:15:06.640 Ooh, did you ever meet...

01:15:07.520 Ooh, kill him, that guy.

01:15:09.320 Ooh, kill him.

01:15:09.980 Ooh, kill him.

01:15:10.220 Ooh.

01:15:11.840 Little Terrio.

01:15:12.580 Yeah.

01:15:12.940 I ain't never meet him, nah.

01:15:14.400 He lost weight, though.

01:15:15.480 Little Terrio.

01:15:16.080 Oh, man.

01:15:17.260 Bro, sometimes when people lose weight, it's not the same person, bro.

01:15:23.340 So explain this.

01:15:24.520 Explain this.

01:15:25.180 I'm going to tell you facts, man.

01:15:26.000 So I used to work on my buddy's farm for like two years, right?

01:15:30.900 And so...

01:15:31.080 They're completely not the same person no more.

01:15:33.340 Well, look, they had a man that came to clean the pool.

01:15:35.700 And so one year, and I'd seen him for a couple years, bro.

01:15:38.280 Big dude, overalls, just fucking...

01:15:41.460 Just fucking...

01:15:42.800 What the fuck?

01:15:44.600 Just damn, bro.

01:15:45.740 Like you knew he snored.

01:15:46.400 Like he having that shit, yeah.

01:15:47.740 You knew he snored at night.

01:15:48.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:50.140 And bro, he fucking...

01:15:52.540 One year, he got his tubes tied or whatever.

01:15:54.140 And then he came to clean the pool one day.

01:15:56.800 And I'm sitting out there.

01:15:57.720 And he keep looking at me.

01:15:58.760 And I'm like, who in the fuck is this dude, bro?

01:16:00.960 I thought he was like a pervert.

01:16:03.300 So I'm chilling and fucking making sure I'm covered up.

01:16:07.080 And then I realized it's the same dude.

01:16:10.280 He had the surgery, bro.

01:16:11.500 And I started talking to him.

01:16:12.540 And he just was totally different.

01:16:13.880 I didn't like him.

01:16:17.380 Dude changed his life for the better.

01:16:19.140 And you didn't like him.

01:16:20.500 Oh, yeah.

01:16:21.660 I don't like change.

01:16:22.680 So he liked it when he was injected like a fucking turkey.

01:16:25.940 Blowing up.

01:16:26.500 He's about to pop out there in the pool.

01:16:29.300 I don't like change, bro.

01:16:30.740 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:31.400 I get it.

01:16:31.960 I get it.

01:16:32.380 No, I've heard that a lot, though.

01:16:33.900 You know, some people lose too much weight.

01:16:35.480 Like some people, they lose weight.

01:16:37.060 And they be like, okay, that was good.

01:16:38.460 You needed that.

01:16:39.500 And then some people, they be like, yeah, man.

01:16:42.440 You're losing a little neck weight, you know.

01:16:45.860 Like Al Roker when he lost a lot, remember?

01:16:48.120 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:49.640 Shit got weird.

01:16:50.340 Shit got walkie a little bit, didn't it?

01:16:51.680 I thought so.

01:16:53.600 He had that fucking goblet on him.

01:16:55.180 I thought somebody was going to shoot him in November.

01:16:58.640 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:59.360 He had that fucking.

01:17:00.360 Yeah.

01:17:01.700 You know what I'm saying, bro?

01:17:02.780 That's a clump.

01:17:03.220 Look, I'm going to say this, bro.

01:17:05.160 He looked like he started recruiting for the.

01:17:07.460 But see, he did it at a bad age, man.

01:17:09.540 He waited a little too late, man.

01:17:11.420 Bro, he was getting so fat, his eyes was going bad.

01:17:14.440 Dang, huh?

01:17:15.220 He was doing bad.

01:17:16.620 Oh, look at him, bro.

01:17:17.660 Oh, damn.

01:17:20.780 Look at him on the right.

01:17:21.620 He's like Michael Jordan.

01:17:22.720 Nah, he needed that.

01:17:23.480 He needed that, though.

01:17:24.720 I'm proud of that boy, man.

01:17:26.480 Yeah, I am too, bro.

01:17:27.620 Yeah.

01:17:28.360 Hell yeah.

01:17:29.540 Yeah, because that's.

01:17:30.340 Well, at a certain point, it's life or death.

01:17:31.500 I get what you're saying.

01:17:32.480 Sometimes people are just like, you enjoy them more at seeing them this way.

01:17:39.660 And it's too weird for you to look at them that way.

01:17:41.840 I get it.

01:17:42.560 And it really is a me thing, I think.

01:17:44.060 It has nothing to do with them.

01:17:45.460 Yeah.

01:17:46.080 But.

01:17:47.920 What else?

01:17:48.340 You got one more news clip, Zach, that we can look at?

01:17:50.180 And then we'll let Drewski get on.

01:17:51.080 I know you had a long day, man.

01:17:52.180 Yeah, man.

01:17:53.020 How do you know?

01:17:53.460 You can tell I'm tired as fuck.

01:17:55.060 No, I just know you've had a long day.

01:17:56.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:56.720 I'm just so glad you came, man.

01:17:58.000 Yeah, hell yeah.

01:17:58.300 I actually wanted to do this.

01:17:59.300 I told my team.

01:18:00.020 I said, fuck yeah.

01:18:00.700 Well, actually, I hit you, too.

01:18:02.400 I know, yeah.

01:18:02.900 We talked about it recently.

01:18:03.660 I told you I really wanted to do this.

01:18:04.640 Thank you, bro.

01:18:05.360 Yeah, man.

01:18:05.760 Thank you.

01:18:06.200 Hell yeah, you killed us.

01:18:06.920 It's a blessing, man.

01:18:07.920 Yeah.

01:18:08.820 What else we got, Zachary?

01:18:11.680 I'm calling him Zach to Zachary.

01:18:13.480 I'm finding this video we watched.

01:18:14.960 Y'all grew up together?

01:18:15.760 You and Zach?

01:18:16.480 No.

01:18:17.340 How do you know Zachary?

01:18:18.120 Good guy, though.

01:18:19.480 Y'all met recently?

01:18:20.040 We met one years ago, huh?

01:18:22.940 Yeah, like a year ago.

01:18:24.400 I came around, started doing video.

01:18:27.960 He sounded like an OnlyFans model.

01:18:30.700 Oh, damn.

01:18:31.800 I showed up here.

01:18:33.920 I came around, started fucking him on video.

01:18:36.420 You have an OnlyFans account or no?

01:18:37.800 Nah, man.

01:18:38.860 I tend to, well, I mean, if we're talking about just to watch, yeah, I don't post anything

01:18:44.340 on there, but, you know, some of those girls on there, he'd be like, yo, I just want to

01:18:48.000 see what she's talking about.

01:18:48.940 Yeah.

01:18:49.440 Yeah.

01:18:50.220 So I definitely, I got a peeking one just to see what, you know, some of them talking

01:18:53.780 about.

01:18:54.160 It gets scary, though.

01:18:55.280 I'll be on, you know, and then, I don't know.

01:18:57.940 I got on there, and then I immediately delete it.

01:19:00.000 I get all nervous.

01:19:01.100 Why?

01:19:01.380 Because you feel like people are going to know who you are?

01:19:02.820 I feel like at some point that-

01:19:04.000 It's so weird, man.

01:19:04.940 You know, I get on there, and, like, you can even, like, it's weird.

01:19:09.340 People can't even trace back how you texted on there, so how you type it.

01:19:12.440 So I try to watch how I type.

01:19:13.560 Me too.

01:19:14.000 Sometimes I like to misspell shit on purpose.

01:19:16.220 I'm like, bitch, you ain't going to know this is me.

01:19:18.060 I'm texting you in real life on my phone.

01:19:20.340 So if I put too many commas and periods how I put them, you're going to know who the fuck

01:19:25.000 I have behind this shit.

01:19:27.160 I'll be spelling shit all type of wrong, man.

01:19:29.500 What's up with you?

01:19:29.900 I'll spell pussy with fucking 15 S's.

01:19:34.000 You ain't going to catch me.

01:19:37.380 I'm spelling all types of shit wrong.

01:19:40.180 I'm spelling that as dat, D-A-T.

01:19:44.040 They think they talking to some-

01:19:45.360 That booze thing.

01:19:49.820 They think they talking to some fucking ghetto ass dude, bro.

01:19:54.900 I'm telling you.

01:19:56.200 You got to switch it up.

01:19:57.560 You got to switch it up.

01:19:58.740 Who the fuck uses that many S's, bro?

01:20:00.820 What ghetto they from, bro?

01:20:04.000 Who say?

01:20:11.000 But dude, it is true.

01:20:12.320 I'll be like, what's up with good booty images?

01:20:22.760 My friend.

01:20:24.120 Is that how you talk on that?

01:20:25.360 Oh, dude, 100%, bro.

01:20:28.860 Because I'm only going on a date.

01:20:30.280 You got to be a completely different person.

01:20:32.320 Especially when you're just like looking like you just wanted to see, you know, there's

01:20:35.200 certain girls that you talk to on there, you know, just trying to figure out what's going

01:20:38.540 on, you know?

01:20:39.140 Can people see you're a good pussy?

01:20:41.400 You know, I'll put shit like that, bro.

01:20:43.380 And then put like a top hat at the end, bro.

01:20:46.280 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:46.960 Good day.

01:20:52.820 Good day.

01:20:55.920 Here, here.

01:20:57.720 Here, ye.

01:21:00.700 Oh, shit.

01:21:02.280 Bro, that is so funny because I didn't think anybody else thought like me when I get on

01:21:07.000 there.

01:21:07.140 Because I literally just look at, just checking shit out.

01:21:10.580 Oh, you're sick, man.

01:21:12.980 Damn, bro.

01:21:13.540 You are, dog.

01:21:14.480 We in the same boat.

01:21:16.680 We in the same boat, man.

01:21:18.040 And I'm happy to be in it with you.

01:21:20.320 Let's look at one more video, man.

01:21:21.420 Let's do it.

01:21:21.620 What we got.

01:21:22.520 This is a couple white guys got real drunk at a frat party and branded themselves.

01:21:26.120 Oh, damn.

01:21:26.960 This is bad, usually.

01:21:28.640 It's kind of bad.

01:21:31.180 What is this?

01:21:33.100 Oh, I know what this is.

01:21:34.140 This is branding.

01:21:34.920 Oh, I didn't think we were looking at this.

01:21:36.940 Oh, this is fraternity show.

01:21:38.300 Whoa.

01:21:39.080 That's a car part.

01:21:40.920 Oh, my God.

01:21:41.940 They're going through his chest.

01:21:42.940 Yo, they shouldn't have gone that deep.

01:21:45.720 We're just at a pep voice.

01:21:46.540 Yo, they should have been took it out.

01:21:48.160 Oh.

01:21:49.560 Oh, shit.

01:21:50.740 Oh, damn, bro.

01:21:52.100 Yo.

01:21:52.680 Yo, he went down to his heart.

01:21:54.540 Oh, damn, bro.

01:21:55.540 Bro, look at this video, bro.

01:21:57.140 He went into his heart.

01:21:59.140 I saw that shit.

01:21:59.680 Bro, you know you're not supposed to tap it and pull it off.

01:22:01.920 They didn't know it, bro.

01:22:03.220 Damn.

01:22:03.920 Yo.

01:22:05.160 Yo.

01:22:06.040 Dude is biting the belt.

01:22:07.340 Bro, look how deep they go.

01:22:08.320 Look how deep they go.

01:22:10.100 Oh.

01:22:10.660 Oh.

01:22:11.020 And it's still in there.

01:22:12.840 Bro.

01:22:14.360 That's like that thing at the Mexican restaurant that you order, bro.

01:22:17.660 That's like that fancy.

01:22:18.960 Yeah, that's the fajitas, bro.

01:22:20.800 Damn.

01:22:23.640 My God.

01:22:24.520 They even put some onions on that bitch.

01:22:26.100 That's crazy, bro.

01:22:27.380 God.

01:22:28.240 Because that's something they do at a lot of the black fraternities, right?

01:22:31.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:32.120 How do they do it?

01:22:32.740 They do it for Q-Dogs.

01:22:33.780 They do the same thing, but you know you're only supposed to tap it.

01:22:36.200 Uh-uh.

01:22:36.500 You tap it on there and you release it because it's already going to burn the skin with a

01:22:41.640 quick tap.

01:22:43.060 What the fuck was that?

01:22:44.280 They dug it in there.

01:22:46.200 They literally almost got to his heart.

01:22:49.660 Dang.

01:22:50.160 Good.

01:22:50.600 That's some bullshit, man.

01:22:51.620 That's witchcraft, bro.

01:22:52.980 Yeah, man.

01:22:54.780 See, you got to make-

01:22:55.640 Yo, have they lost their fucking mind?

01:22:57.180 I guess so.

01:22:57.820 Why do you have that belt?

01:22:58.380 I want to show you a real video of how it's supposed to be.

01:23:01.300 Bro, that is insane.

01:23:03.620 Bro.

01:23:04.600 It's-

01:23:05.100 Yo, it's boiling.

01:23:06.660 Like, it's steaming.

01:23:07.740 It's smoking.

01:23:09.560 Look how much it raises off his skin, though.

01:23:11.920 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:13.060 And then they sprayed hand sanitizer on that bitch, dog.

01:23:20.860 Oh, dog.

01:23:21.920 Bro, show me the Q-Dog, and I want to see how they do it.

01:23:25.100 All right.

01:23:25.560 Because I've seen this on a lot of guys.

01:23:27.140 See if you can pull it up, too, Zachary.

01:23:28.960 Hey, try to pull up Q-Dog branding.

01:23:31.560 A real one.

01:23:33.120 And what does it mean?

01:23:34.080 So this is something that happens in a lot of black-

01:23:35.860 I've seen it on a lot of black men, right?

01:23:37.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:38.380 And it's, like, regular.

01:23:39.600 Like, that's some shit they usually do.

01:23:41.520 Damn.

01:23:42.980 Yeah, man.

01:23:44.460 Oh, there it is right there.

01:23:46.200 Ooh.

01:23:46.980 Yeah.

01:23:47.420 He must be a general, huh?

01:23:48.860 Yeah.

01:23:49.340 But see, this shit, it already heals up like that.

01:23:52.520 I've never seen them go as deep as they just did.

01:23:54.920 And to the other dude's skin.

01:23:57.720 Wow.

01:23:58.760 Hit that picture right down in the middle with everybody's shirt off.

01:24:02.040 Nah, nah, that one right under it.

01:24:04.340 Yeah, they got it done to their chest.

01:24:06.280 Oh, and they have the hat.

01:24:07.200 They have the, uh.

01:24:08.360 Yeah.

01:24:11.060 Ooh.

01:24:11.660 What's the sound they make?

01:24:12.740 Uh, hate.

01:24:14.780 Yeah.

01:24:15.480 Yeah.

01:24:17.100 Q-Dogs, man.

01:24:18.300 And so Q-Dog means what fraternity is it?

01:24:20.100 Do you know?

01:24:21.240 They eat pussy.

01:24:22.480 Ooh.

01:24:23.060 Yeah.

01:24:23.540 That's what they should do.

01:24:25.640 There's some other ones that do other shit, but they.

01:24:27.440 He does it, huh?

01:24:28.000 They should eat pussy.

01:24:29.900 Damn.

01:24:30.440 Solomon's.

01:24:30.880 They big on that.

01:24:31.560 Yeah, they big on that, yeah.

01:24:32.960 And they eating fucking pussy, damn.

01:24:35.020 Yeah.

01:24:35.840 Q-Dogs big on that.

01:24:37.700 Kappas do something else, but Q-Dogs, that's what they do.

01:24:41.700 What?

01:24:42.440 But do they do any philanthropy or something?

01:24:44.440 Or is it just.

01:24:44.940 Hey, man.

01:24:45.500 That is philanthropy.

01:24:46.120 Whatever else.

01:24:46.520 I mean, there's other stuff.

01:24:47.380 There's other stuff that is involved.

01:24:48.660 Right, right.

01:24:49.060 But that's their.

01:24:49.940 Yeah, their thing is that.

01:24:51.580 That's like a recreation.

01:24:52.820 Mm-hmm.

01:24:53.440 Yeah.

01:24:54.280 Yeah, man.

01:24:55.140 Drewski, man.

01:24:56.220 Brother.

01:24:56.780 Bro, thank you so much, man.

01:24:58.140 Oh, my God.

01:24:58.600 Really.

01:24:59.280 Thank you, brother.

01:24:59.920 Yeah.

01:25:00.220 Oh, you want to come and do something?

01:25:01.460 I know.

01:25:02.100 You got to come out to the show, man.

01:25:03.420 Oh, I want to come to the show for sure.

01:25:04.460 You might got to open up on one of the nights.

01:25:06.140 Ooh.

01:25:06.520 What?

01:25:06.840 Bring you out and open up.

01:25:07.360 For real.

01:25:07.560 For real.

01:25:07.580 Bro, I would be too scared, I think.

01:25:08.960 For real.

01:25:08.980 For real.

01:25:09.440 For real.

01:25:09.460 Bro.

01:25:09.900 Nah, we got.

01:25:10.580 Hey, man.

01:25:11.120 I got white people in the crowd.

01:25:12.420 I got black people in the crowd.

01:25:13.220 How many white people?

01:25:14.180 I got everybody in the crowd.

01:25:14.540 Actually, I bet you got a pretty good mixed crowd.

01:25:16.400 Yeah, I got a good mixed crowd.

01:25:18.120 That's true.

01:25:18.560 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:19.100 Yeah, maybe so, man.

01:25:20.060 Let me think about some good materials I can have for them.

01:25:22.020 Yeah, man.

01:25:22.880 Dang, bro.

01:25:25.380 I'm nervous, man.

01:25:26.400 Don't come in there with that Mojo Jojo bullshit, man.

01:25:32.340 Don't come in there cribbing it up, man.

01:25:34.080 At all.

01:25:35.180 Yeah.

01:25:36.560 Whatever the fuck you do, don't come in there with that bullshit.

01:25:38.540 Hey, man.

01:25:39.200 Hey, man.

01:25:39.620 I ain't lying to you.

01:25:42.520 Oh, man.

01:25:44.960 Drewski, thank you so much, man.

01:25:46.420 Best of luck on the tour.

01:25:47.240 We'll put a link where you can get all the tickets.

01:25:49.300 Is it already sold out?

01:25:50.100 Can people still get tickets?

01:25:50.940 No, people still get tickets.

01:25:51.980 Okay, bet, man.

01:25:52.620 Not fully sold out.

01:25:53.040 And I'll share it on my socials, too, man.

01:25:54.780 And thank you so much, man.

01:25:56.280 We just added two shows, too.

01:25:57.660 Dang, baby.

01:25:58.280 Los Angeles and San Diego.

01:26:00.080 Bet, man.

01:26:00.660 Yeah.

01:26:01.040 Well, take care of your gang, man.

01:26:02.680 I look forward to seeing you guys again.

01:26:04.300 See you.

01:26:04.660 See you.

01:26:05.120 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

01:26:07.780 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves

01:26:10.720 I must be cornerstone

01:26:14.080 Oh, but when I reach that ground

01:26:18.640 I'll share this peace of mind I found

01:26:21.460 And I can feel it in my bones

01:26:24.920 But it's gonna take a little bit

01:26:29.560 So, I'll see you guys

01:26:33.320 And I'll see you guys

01:26:33.500 Bye-bye

01:26:34.460 Bye-bye

01:26:38.420 Bye-bye

01:26:39.520 Bye-bye

01:26:48.500 Bye-bye

01:26:50.080 Bye-bye

01:26:50.360 Bye-bye

01:26:51.460 Bye-bye

01:26:51.880 Bye-bye

01:26:52.760 Bye-bye

01:26:54.540 Bye-bye

01:26:54.860 Bye-bye

01:26:55.800 Bye-bye

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 31, 2023

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