This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E436 Caleb Pressley

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00:01:58.320 Today's guest is a host,

00:02:00.480 a creator,

00:02:01.760 and an interviewer.

00:02:03.620 He's known for his Sunday conversations

00:02:05.960 on Barstool Sports.

00:02:08.300 Um, and he is a friend

00:02:12.360 that I just got back

00:02:13.980 from a hunting trip with

00:02:15.440 doing, uh, hunting turkey.

00:02:18.620 So we did it,

00:02:19.700 and we'll discuss it.

00:02:21.140 Uh, today's guest is my friend,

00:02:23.320 Caleb Presley.

00:02:25.500 Shine that light on me

00:02:29.120 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:02:34.860 Shine on me

00:02:39.800 And I will find a song

00:02:44.040 I've been singing

00:02:45.240 I'm gonna stay

00:02:46.100 Oh, man.

00:02:54.860 Dude, I feel, uh... 1.00

00:03:00.040 You're insane, dude. 0.99

00:03:02.380 That's too long. 1.00

00:03:04.800 You think...

00:03:05.080 You're rattling, boy.

00:03:08.080 Dude, your body... 0.53

00:03:09.020 Your head's rattling.

00:03:13.280 You're sitting there

00:03:14.020 for too long, I think.

00:03:15.160 You do?

00:03:16.580 It's just ten...

00:03:17.360 I mean, we did...

00:03:18.160 We did probably about

00:03:19.020 thirteen minutes in there.

00:03:20.300 Yeah.

00:03:21.740 We were in a...

00:03:22.340 We had...

00:03:22.700 There's dual...

00:03:23.960 I mean, I feel damn fancy

00:03:26.120 saying this.

00:03:26.620 There's two ice baths now

00:03:28.100 in my garage.

00:03:28.720 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:03:29.020 Damn, dude. 1.00

00:03:30.820 Like, what's even the purpose? 1.00

00:03:32.280 Have you ever even had someone

00:03:33.820 come over and do it with you before?

00:03:35.760 Never.

00:03:36.200 This is the first time...

00:03:37.800 That was the closest thing

00:03:39.300 I've ever been probably to...

00:03:40.960 kind of queering around

00:03:43.420 with somebody.

00:03:44.340 Dude, honestly.

00:03:46.400 I don't know if that's...

00:03:47.300 Or just not...

00:03:48.180 I don't want to say that.

00:03:49.420 That was probably the most...

00:03:50.960 The bravest thing

00:03:52.660 I've done with another man.

00:03:53.960 And it's like 32 degrees out, too.

00:03:58.820 So it's not even warm

00:04:00.100 when you get out.

00:04:01.280 Dude, I just feel like...

00:04:02.420 I just got to recover

00:04:03.040 for a minute.

00:04:04.500 Yeah, I feel like

00:04:05.160 a bunch of snow 1.00

00:04:06.000 just tried to fuck me. 0.99

00:04:07.940 That's what I kind of feel like. 1.00

00:04:09.120 The weird thing, though,

00:04:09.840 is you feel like

00:04:10.760 when you're in it,

00:04:11.340 you feel good.

00:04:12.260 After the first two minutes,

00:04:13.240 you feel like

00:04:13.920 I just could have swam in there.

00:04:15.740 I kept saying that.

00:04:17.320 Oh, yeah.

00:04:18.220 Like, if a seal

00:04:19.020 would have swam,

00:04:19.700 I would have been like,

00:04:20.480 oh, hey.

00:04:21.780 I feel like it would have been very...

00:04:23.420 At least they are separate.

00:04:25.100 The two ice baths?

00:04:26.100 Yeah.

00:04:26.700 Yeah, bro.

00:04:30.160 Dude, there's nothing.

00:04:31.300 I don't think...

00:04:32.520 Is there anything...

00:04:33.960 Is there anything

00:04:36.620 more homoerotic 0.90

00:04:38.960 than two men

00:04:40.460 in one ice bath together?

00:04:42.660 Dude, do you think anyone...

00:04:43.640 Okay, this is a weird question.

00:04:45.860 Do you think it's possible,

00:04:47.460 physically possible,

00:04:49.060 after 10 minutes

00:04:49.840 being in the ice bath 0.99

00:04:50.480 to get an erection? 0.99

00:04:52.280 In it, 0.99

00:04:52.920 you can't leave.

00:04:54.260 Oh, no way.

00:04:55.560 No way.

00:04:56.360 You can say...

00:04:57.180 Anything can happen.

00:04:58.520 Like, any type of

00:04:59.440 visual, mental simulation

00:05:01.100 you need.

00:05:01.660 Wow, that's a great...

00:05:04.280 That would be almost better,

00:05:05.620 I feel like,

00:05:05.960 than Dana White's

00:05:06.700 slap fight, I think.

00:05:07.860 You know?

00:05:08.560 Watching that.

00:05:09.360 Like, if they had

00:05:09.820 an underwater cam.

00:05:11.540 First to pop.

00:05:12.880 Yeah, first to pop.

00:05:14.880 And we're just the refs

00:05:16.160 on the side.

00:05:18.340 But it would have to be

00:05:19.140 a clear tank, you know?

00:05:20.400 And also,

00:05:21.060 I think you'd have to get

00:05:21.720 a certain, like...

00:05:23.480 It'd be so hard

00:05:24.400 to get it all the way

00:05:25.320 to the top.

00:05:25.960 I don't know.

00:05:29.480 Sorry, we were just

00:05:30.000 in these ice baths.

00:05:30.840 I got these blue cube

00:05:31.740 ice baths.

00:05:32.280 They sent me one

00:05:32.900 a while back

00:05:33.380 and then they sent

00:05:33.980 another one.

00:05:36.460 And they're awesome.

00:05:37.540 I've just never...

00:05:38.800 And now you can sit

00:05:40.120 two men facing

00:05:41.160 each other in them.

00:05:42.080 And this is the first time

00:05:43.040 I've ever done

00:05:43.560 anything like that.

00:05:45.340 So thank you, dude.

00:05:46.720 You're welcome.

00:05:47.240 Thank you for having me.

00:05:48.260 Yeah.

00:05:48.780 Thank you for having me.

00:05:50.760 I...

00:05:51.040 And so we're...

00:05:51.560 Yeah, it's just...

00:05:52.000 We're both really...

00:05:52.760 We just got out.

00:05:54.020 I've been trying

00:05:54.420 to convince you, dude.

00:05:55.060 We've been hanging out.

00:05:55.640 I hope this podcast 0.97

00:05:56.320 doesn't suck 0.95

00:05:56.960 because we've been

00:05:57.380 hanging out and talking

00:05:58.180 for literally the last

00:05:59.280 five...

00:05:59.900 No, six days.

00:06:01.200 Yeah.

00:06:01.520 Thursday, Friday.

00:06:02.380 Saturday, Sunday.

00:06:03.540 Monday.

00:06:04.060 Today's Tuesday.

00:06:05.060 Oh, man.

00:06:06.140 So we've been together

00:06:06.720 for a week talking, so...

00:06:08.260 This is the longest

00:06:08.700 relationship I've been

00:06:09.360 in in probably five years.

00:06:12.420 But I've been trying

00:06:13.080 to get you to get

00:06:13.620 in the ice bath with me

00:06:14.640 in Florida

00:06:16.040 where it makes sense.

00:06:17.720 Yeah.

00:06:18.640 Where it's not 32 degrees

00:06:19.720 when you get out.

00:06:20.520 That's true, man.

00:06:21.080 We got out and it was...

00:06:21.960 Yeah, it was like...

00:06:23.440 Just...

00:06:23.840 Yeah, I'm trying to think

00:06:24.440 of what it does.

00:06:25.120 It definitely...

00:06:25.840 I was just talking

00:06:26.460 about this with George Kittle.

00:06:27.360 It really heightened...

00:06:28.260 It's like...

00:06:29.140 You don't want to do it.

00:06:30.860 It changed my whole

00:06:31.680 moment, though.

00:06:32.920 My whole energy

00:06:33.660 has kind of changed now.

00:06:35.220 Good or bad?

00:06:36.000 I think good.

00:06:36.920 A little while ago,

00:06:37.800 I was feeling

00:06:38.180 a little bit overwhelmed.

00:06:39.880 I'd done a little bit

00:06:40.680 of vaping.

00:06:42.120 You know,

00:06:42.440 I was feeling like

00:06:43.340 the ship was going south.

00:06:45.320 You know?

00:06:46.680 And now I feel

00:06:47.460 a little different.

00:06:48.300 Yeah, you're in your cabinet

00:06:49.280 eating on those cookies.

00:06:50.880 Well, yeah,

00:06:51.340 I was trying to get my...

00:06:52.120 My blood sugar

00:06:53.840 is not very good right now.

00:06:55.200 I think my blood sugar

00:06:56.060 was either down or up,

00:06:57.260 so I figured 0.99

00:06:57.800 I was going to fucking 0.99

00:06:58.740 give it a cookie. 0.99

00:07:02.460 Dude, we went hunting, man.

00:07:03.880 That was crazy,

00:07:05.180 kind of, I feel like.

00:07:06.040 That was interesting, I guess.

00:07:07.900 I mean,

00:07:08.120 there's the only two things

00:07:08.760 I ever say that things are.

00:07:10.680 I say sometimes,

00:07:11.500 I say they're insane. 0.91

00:07:12.760 Oh, yeah, that's insane.

00:07:13.640 It was an insane trip.

00:07:15.800 Well, that was the last time,

00:07:16.600 I think the last time

00:07:17.280 I was on here with you,

00:07:19.020 we were like,

00:07:19.680 we're going to see each other

00:07:20.720 at hunting.

00:07:21.400 Oh, that's true.

00:07:22.080 And then it got kicked

00:07:23.000 down the road

00:07:23.580 because I went to the hospital.

00:07:24.960 Oh, yeah.

00:07:25.780 And then you lied about it.

00:07:27.520 I didn't lie.

00:07:28.480 I just,

00:07:28.800 you guys hit me

00:07:29.340 with that stuff

00:07:29.820 on the airplane

00:07:30.300 where you guys surprised me,

00:07:32.140 you and William Compton.

00:07:33.980 Dude, you told me

00:07:34.460 to pull my, 1.00

00:07:34.980 you told me to kill myself. 0.99

00:07:36.140 I didn't say that,

00:07:37.100 really, exactly. 1.00

00:07:38.120 I said, don't be a bitch. 1.00

00:07:39.300 I said, don't get all like, 1.00

00:07:40.980 the hospitals were,

00:07:41.980 that was during heavy COVID.

00:07:43.280 I feel like,

00:07:43.840 and there was a lot of like,

00:07:45.360 they were getting people

00:07:46.100 hooked up to ventilators.

00:07:47.200 Dude, I was on a ventilator

00:07:47.940 and you told me

00:07:48.400 to pull the plug.

00:07:49.860 Okay. 1.00

00:07:51.580 Fucking show moves, 1.00

00:07:52.720 ball us, baby. 1.00

00:07:53.620 Take them training wheels off 1.00

00:07:55.040 and fucking lung up, homie. 1.00

00:07:56.560 I was under, 1.00

00:07:58.500 I had an infection in my throat.

00:08:01.040 Okay, which is a,

00:08:02.140 I'm not going to say it's a hole.

00:08:03.040 Okay, we get it.

00:08:03.940 Understood.

00:08:04.660 Got it.

00:08:05.240 So it happens.

00:08:06.620 I don't know.

00:08:07.460 Okay.

00:08:08.160 I go in

00:08:09.140 and they put me under anesthesia

00:08:12.780 and I go on a ventilator.

00:08:14.480 They basically didn't give me a choice.

00:08:16.460 They're like,

00:08:16.940 you want that or you want a trach?

00:08:18.300 I was like,

00:08:18.700 I'll take the ventilator.

00:08:20.080 A trach?

00:08:20.860 Is that the thing

00:08:21.440 where you have to be like this?

00:08:22.720 Yeah, it's like,

00:08:23.060 I'll take the ventilator.

00:08:23.840 Yeah.

00:08:23.980 What would you say

00:08:26.000 to people who say,

00:08:27.940 and then,

00:08:34.240 that would be the craziest

00:08:39.240 if you had one of those

00:08:40.280 smokers things,

00:08:41.320 like,

00:08:41.620 what would you say

00:08:43.520 to people who say, 0.57

00:08:45.920 are you the throat goat? 0.90

00:08:48.000 And so anyways, 0.98

00:08:53.020 I'm on this ventilator

00:08:54.940 and they have my arms strapped down

00:08:58.260 and I'm on anesthesia,

00:09:00.380 like on all the drugs.

00:09:01.660 That's Bill Gates, dude.

00:09:02.620 You know the drugs?

00:09:03.140 Bill Gates.

00:09:03.780 I was on all of them. 0.99

00:09:05.640 I'm fucking strapped down. 0.98

00:09:07.800 The only thing they don't want me to do 0.99

00:09:09.420 is pull out my ventilator.

00:09:11.720 Yeah.

00:09:12.520 And you send me a voice message.

00:09:14.560 My mom's like,

00:09:15.660 oh, Theo sent you something.

00:09:16.660 You want to hear it?

00:09:17.060 They're trying to cheer me up.

00:09:18.080 Yeah.

00:09:18.780 She hits play

00:09:19.540 and it's like, 1.00

00:09:20.800 quit being a pussy. 1.00

00:09:21.920 Pull that shit out. 1.00

00:09:22.960 Walk out like a man. 1.00

00:09:25.340 Sorry, man.

00:09:26.100 I've been watching

00:09:26.720 some David Goggins videos,

00:09:28.380 I think.

00:09:31.060 I was trying to bring you back.

00:09:32.600 Dude, 1.00

00:09:32.860 they had you on a fucking ventilator. 1.00

00:09:34.720 You had a sore throat, bro. 1.00

00:09:36.780 That was during COVID

00:09:37.520 where people were dying.

00:09:38.700 You know how many old people 1.00

00:09:40.020 and kind of,

00:09:40.720 I don't want to say like thicker people,

00:09:42.520 but,

00:09:43.260 you know.

00:09:43.660 From Nashville.

00:09:44.320 Yeah,

00:09:44.660 from Nashville.

00:09:45.540 It's a lot of thickens out.

00:09:47.060 Get out of here.

00:09:47.620 Yeah.

00:09:48.520 Do you know what's the craziest part

00:09:49.500 about this story?

00:09:50.680 I lived,

00:09:51.480 at the time,

00:09:51.920 I've moved since,

00:09:52.700 but I lived five minutes

00:09:54.620 from the Nashville hospital

00:09:55.760 and five,

00:09:56.980 excuse me,

00:09:57.480 from Vanderbilt.

00:09:58.520 Okay.

00:09:58.900 And five minutes

00:09:59.600 from the other hospital

00:10:00.520 that's in Nashville.

00:10:01.920 And I'm not going to throw it

00:10:02.600 under the bus

00:10:03.020 because they did a good job

00:10:03.700 with me.

00:10:04.900 And I chose

00:10:05.980 the other hospital

00:10:07.820 over Vanderbilt.

00:10:08.920 Wow,

00:10:09.400 really?

00:10:10.120 Because Vanderbilt's

00:10:10.800 like a esteemed place,

00:10:12.040 I think.

00:10:12.400 I think it's like

00:10:12.780 one of the best in the country.

00:10:13.680 Yeah.

00:10:14.240 And you chose

00:10:14.720 what?

00:10:15.020 The other one's,

00:10:15.780 I think,

00:10:16.040 a Chick-fil-A.

00:10:17.520 It was honestly,

00:10:18.400 it was not joking,

00:10:19.400 it was a seven minute ride

00:10:20.600 on Uber

00:10:21.100 to Vanderbilt

00:10:22.200 and five minutes

00:10:22.960 so.

00:10:23.400 Oh,

00:10:23.800 dang.

00:10:24.220 So I was like,

00:10:25.280 gotta save this time,

00:10:26.720 dude.

00:10:27.140 Yeah,

00:10:27.360 let's save a few minutes here.

00:10:29.320 Next year,

00:10:30.040 you're on a trick.

00:10:30.720 They had you in a full body cast,

00:10:32.640 bro,

00:10:32.820 for a sore throat.

00:10:33.680 They were doing some stuff

00:10:34.680 to you,

00:10:34.980 it seemed like,

00:10:35.580 I don't know,

00:10:36.120 I think I just wanted you to,

00:10:37.120 I was,

00:10:37.780 people were dying,

00:10:38.860 dude.

00:10:39.280 And then you said,

00:10:39.960 you guys said you did,

00:10:40.760 you know,

00:10:40.920 I got that text on that airplane

00:10:42.000 and that's when Will Compton

00:10:43.360 said that you died.

00:10:44.500 Yeah,

00:10:44.740 so we got up

00:10:45.460 and I got out,

00:10:46.260 Will Compton comes and visits me

00:10:47.520 in the hospital

00:10:48.460 and I told him what happened,

00:10:50.840 my family's telling him what happened

00:10:51.740 because it was funny afterwards.

00:10:53.300 I think it scared them

00:10:54.120 in the moment

00:10:54.540 and he's like,

00:10:56.460 well,

00:10:56.600 let's send a video,

00:10:57.380 let's tell Theo you died.

00:10:58.600 Tell Theo you did it 0.67

00:10:59.340 and you died. 0.95

00:11:00.420 So he texts you

00:11:01.220 and he was like,

00:11:02.620 dude,

00:11:02.840 did you hear what happened to Caleb?

00:11:04.660 And you hit him back right away,

00:11:05.860 you're like,

00:11:06.060 what happened?

00:11:07.420 And he was like,

00:11:08.140 he passed away.

00:11:09.720 And then he immediately

00:11:10.840 took a photo of me

00:11:12.440 doing like this

00:11:13.720 in my little gown.

00:11:15.440 But then you're on a plane,

00:11:16.720 so.

00:11:17.140 The photo didn't come in.

00:11:17.920 The photo didn't come.

00:11:18.900 Yeah.

00:11:19.480 And he's like,

00:11:19.860 I'm absolutely gutted.

00:11:20.900 That's what he said

00:11:21.440 with the photo,

00:11:22.020 I guess.

00:11:22.280 And so that's all I got.

00:11:23.240 And then that Wi-Fi

00:11:24.120 kept cutting in and out.

00:11:25.220 Yeah,

00:11:25.380 man,

00:11:25.700 I remember I was,

00:11:26.420 I was literally crying in my seat

00:11:28.120 and in some,

00:11:29.060 there was like a,

00:11:30.680 I don't want to say a gay guy 1.00

00:11:31.960 that was in there,

00:11:32.520 but some guy kept like,

00:11:33.500 like.

00:11:33.820 You want to say it.

00:11:34.540 All right.

00:11:35.280 Okay.

00:11:35.600 Yeah.

00:11:35.960 There was a guy in there

00:11:38.920 who didn't mind,

00:11:39.900 I think,

00:11:40.100 being around other naked men. 0.63

00:11:41.780 Okay. 0.81

00:11:43.560 Specifically the backside of them.

00:11:45.600 Okay.

00:11:45.800 And I'll say this,

00:11:48.300 that he,

00:11:49.500 for some reason,

00:11:50.960 I think when I was kind of

00:11:51.760 teared up and stuff,

00:11:52.500 it gave him like an opportunity

00:11:53.840 to like,

00:11:54.400 to kind of like.

00:11:55.380 Slide in.

00:11:55.920 Yeah.

00:11:56.220 Like,

00:11:56.520 I'm going to slip into this

00:11:57.560 fragile boy right here.

00:11:59.300 But I bucked up 0.82

00:12:00.320 and kept it together.

00:12:01.540 Yeah.

00:12:01.780 And then when I landed,

00:12:02.480 I found out that it was a joke

00:12:03.460 and you were still alive.

00:12:04.640 So.

00:12:04.660 Do you and Will still have beef?

00:12:07.980 I mean,

00:12:08.460 I would say I'm not super fond

00:12:10.080 of somebody that's going to,

00:12:11.880 first of all,

00:12:12.780 not even fake their own,

00:12:14.080 at least fake your own death. 0.59

00:12:15.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:16.460 Don't throw me under the bus.

00:12:17.960 Under the grave.

00:12:19.740 So I think that,

00:12:20.960 you know,

00:12:21.560 and they run,

00:12:22.360 they have like a show.

00:12:23.140 I don't know what it's called,

00:12:23.920 but they do it.

00:12:24.760 It's a,

00:12:26.820 yeah.

00:12:28.020 It's like,

00:12:28.600 but it's like,

00:12:29.160 they're on a short,

00:12:29.940 they're on like a little bus.

00:12:31.160 With the tall guy.

00:12:32.540 Yeah.

00:12:32.700 Yeah.

00:12:32.960 The other guy played football here,

00:12:34.360 Taylor.

00:12:35.620 And he's,

00:12:36.460 and you know,

00:12:36.840 they're on a,

00:12:37.420 I mean,

00:12:37.780 first of all,

00:12:38.100 they're on a little bus,

00:12:39.240 which is like,

00:12:40.880 not saying that's where they belong.

00:12:42.720 Short bus.

00:12:43.580 It's a short bus.

00:12:44.500 They're on a,

00:12:45.380 they're on a short bus.

00:12:47.160 And,

00:12:47.660 uh,

00:12:48.960 yeah,

00:12:49.240 I would look,

00:12:49.660 I wouldn't,

00:12:50.280 I would say this.

00:12:51.160 Would you fight him if you saw him?

00:12:53.440 I don't know if it would be on site,

00:12:54.860 but I think if,

00:12:56.020 if somebody arranged something,

00:12:57.700 I would say that,

00:12:58.480 do you think you and I could beat them in a fight?

00:13:01.160 Somewhere like a,

00:13:03.400 I don't know if like rough and ratty that barstooled,

00:13:05.580 but or something.

00:13:06.320 Do we have guns?

00:13:06.980 I think maybe one gun is hidden in the ring somewhere.

00:13:11.340 Oh,

00:13:11.820 first man to the gun?

00:13:13.100 No,

00:13:13.480 if it's equal opportunity for the gun,

00:13:14.700 I don't think we win.

00:13:15.900 Really?

00:13:16.460 But,

00:13:17.300 if we have them.

00:13:18.760 If we bring guns.

00:13:20.640 What if it's equal opportunity?

00:13:22.480 If they think it's equal opportunity,

00:13:23.640 it's like right in the middle,

00:13:24.480 and it starts, 1.00

00:13:25.380 and we pull out guns and kill their ass. 1.00

00:13:28.700 Yeah, 1.00

00:13:29.020 yeah.

00:13:29.480 I mean,

00:13:29.960 I don't,

00:13:30.320 I mean,

00:13:30.780 yeah,

00:13:31.100 like Compton,

00:13:32.400 I think his eyesight's real bad,

00:13:33.780 and he has CTE.

00:13:35.380 He has CTEFG,

00:13:37.080 dude,

00:13:37.260 I saw.

00:13:40.360 That's between you guys,

00:13:41.420 man.

00:13:41.920 Well,

00:13:42.340 look,

00:13:43.080 they work with the same company.

00:13:45.020 Taylor got some new teeth.

00:13:46.200 Did he really?

00:13:46.760 Mm-hmm.

00:13:47.420 Wow.

00:13:48.820 See, 1.00

00:13:49.040 that's fucking rich shit, 1.00

00:13:50.420 dude. 1.00

00:13:50.560 Yeah,

00:13:50.700 because his other ones look good too.

00:13:52.140 Did they?

00:13:52.440 See,

00:13:52.660 Will has new teeth,

00:13:53.480 but his other ones didn't look as good.

00:13:55.220 Oh,

00:13:55.480 really?

00:13:55.880 I thought they were fine,

00:13:56.740 they looked good for a football player,

00:13:57.880 but you could make the argument,

00:13:59.800 once you come out of football,

00:14:01.100 it made sense.

00:14:02.600 Taylor had good-looking teeth.

00:14:03.880 Yeah.

00:14:05.180 But he just had too much money,

00:14:06.200 he's like,

00:14:06.480 I guess I'll get some new ones.

00:14:07.740 Yeah,

00:14:08.020 it's crazy when people just get extra teeth,

00:14:09.740 and what do you do with your old teeth?

00:14:10.900 You just keep them somewhere,

00:14:11.840 I guess.

00:14:12.980 Do the new teeth go over your old teeth?

00:14:15.980 Oh,

00:14:16.360 I don't know.

00:14:17.680 Like a five,

00:14:18.540 like a,

00:14:19.000 like a nickel package.

00:14:20.520 I don't know what he's running in his mouth.

00:14:22.120 I don't know.

00:14:23.160 I really don't know.

00:14:24.260 He's running like a four,

00:14:25.240 three line in his mouth.

00:14:26.500 I don't know.

00:14:27.200 They had,

00:14:28.140 I remember there was this homeless dude,

00:14:30.860 and he kept all his teeth in his pocket,

00:14:33.360 and when he would smile,

00:14:34.680 so he didn't have any teeth left,

00:14:36.120 when he would smile,

00:14:37.080 he would just go like this,

00:14:39.660 and show you his teeth,

00:14:42.800 and his hand.

00:14:43.900 So he would smile like with his mouth,

00:14:46.240 and he would get them out, 1.00

00:14:47.240 and fucking, 1.00

00:14:48.460 and show y'all love them. 1.00

00:14:51.800 So you gotta respect that kind of shit. 1.00

00:14:53.500 Dude, 1.00

00:14:53.680 I'm still shivering.

00:14:54.380 I wouldn't say I got beef with them,

00:14:55.680 but I'll just say this, 0.99

00:14:56.600 if somebody wants to fucking, 0.99

00:14:58.200 put some meat on the grill, 1.00

00:14:59.680 I'll fucking watch it cook in front of them boys. 0.99

00:15:03.080 You know? 0.99

00:15:04.200 I mean,

00:15:04.740 I like both you guys.

00:15:05.820 That's insane to hear.

00:15:06.840 It's sad to hear,

00:15:08.220 that you guys have that kind of relationship,

00:15:09.940 but I mean,

00:15:11.440 it sounds like Will's kind of done some stuff to you,

00:15:13.200 specifically Will,

00:15:14.780 and Taylor's probably been around in the area.

00:15:17.260 Yeah.

00:15:18.400 And it's not good stuff that he's done,

00:15:20.160 so I understand.

00:15:20.500 And Taylor keeps faking injuries,

00:15:22.060 I think,

00:15:22.340 to get his contract money still.

00:15:26.940 Do you,

00:15:27.500 I mean,

00:15:27.960 someone's gotta pay for the teeth. 0.97

00:15:30.740 You want to play?

00:15:33.020 He lost 40 pounds.

00:15:34.200 Look,

00:15:34.500 I'm saying this,

00:15:35.240 I'm not putting a bounty out on Taylor or anything,

00:15:37.200 but if anybody rolls up with the ivory that's in that dude's mouth,

00:15:41.540 all right,

00:15:41.840 I'll pay you heavily for it.

00:15:43.120 Like stealing somebody's chain.

00:15:44.400 Yeah.

00:15:44.840 You wear it on the podcast.

00:15:46.080 You wear his teeth on the podcast.

00:15:49.060 It's crazy.

00:15:50.300 Dude,

00:15:50.500 one time I went on safari,

00:15:52.120 and we did some comedy shows in South Africa,

00:15:56.000 and we went on safari there,

00:15:57.320 and a guy,

00:15:58.220 this like guy that was,

00:15:59.380 his family had owned a diamond mine,

00:16:01.340 right?

00:16:01.600 So they were like,

00:16:03.580 I'm not gonna say they were like,

00:16:05.340 they had S-L-A-V-E's or whatever.

00:16:09.180 Right.

00:16:09.560 But I'm gonna say that they,

00:16:10.640 anybody that owns a diamond mine is,

00:16:12.980 they're,

00:16:13.520 they've done some stuff or whatever.

00:16:15.400 So they took us to their land,

00:16:18.260 and they had all the animals,

00:16:19.920 like everything.

00:16:20.660 They had all the rhinoceros,

00:16:24.440 giraffes,

00:16:28.660 everything.

00:16:30.520 Everything you could have.

00:16:32.000 And we got to see all of them,

00:16:33.960 right?

00:16:34.200 It was crazy.

00:16:34.720 You're driving around like tons of acres,

00:16:36.080 you got to see all the animals.

00:16:37.300 And then,

00:16:38.500 two weeks later,

00:16:39.480 they sent us an email,

00:16:40.480 it was like some poachers had showed up,

00:16:41.700 and they had the rhinos,

00:16:42.860 and their noses were cut off.

00:16:45.140 The ivory was gone.

00:16:47.000 So,

00:16:47.540 people came in illegally and killed off.

00:16:49.800 With a chainsaw.

00:16:51.000 They're like,

00:16:51.340 they just,

00:16:51.920 some guys showed up with chainsaws,

00:16:53.320 and just,

00:16:54.040 well dude,

00:16:54.960 that happened this,

00:16:55.540 do you know that happened this weekend on our hunting trip?

00:16:57.720 Uh-uh.

00:16:58.160 There was poachers that came in,

00:16:59.260 and the guys shot at them.

00:17:00.400 Oh yeah,

00:17:00.980 that's right. 0.99

00:17:01.720 Shot over them. 0.94

00:17:02.440 I don't know what we're allowed to say,

00:17:03.940 or what we're supposed to say.

00:17:05.860 Yeah,

00:17:06.220 well we went turkey hunting.

00:17:07.120 Let's start there.

00:17:07.600 Someone got shot at,

00:17:08.400 you know.

00:17:08.800 Yeah,

00:17:09.180 somebody got shot at.

00:17:11.880 But I think,

00:17:12.660 yeah,

00:17:12.920 we went turkey hunting this weekend,

00:17:15.660 and,

00:17:16.080 uh,

00:17:16.940 we went with Michael Waddell,

00:17:18.240 and so,

00:17:18.880 you bring up a picture of Michael Waddell there,

00:17:20.540 Raleigh Mal.

00:17:24.460 Back there beating off,

00:17:25.580 huh?

00:17:26.260 Uh-huh.

00:17:26.940 No.

00:17:27.580 I don't know if he's that guy,

00:17:29.000 really.

00:17:29.240 Let's get to a picture there of Michael Waddell.

00:17:37.980 Bro,

00:17:38.740 that's McHale Whittle,

00:17:41.540 okay? 0.99

00:17:43.500 That is not how you fucking spell. 0.99

00:17:46.020 Waddell. 0.99

00:17:51.640 No,

00:17:52.380 Waddell,

00:17:53.100 this guy. 1.00

00:17:57.220 This guy looks like a fucking nutsack. 1.00

00:18:02.880 Sorry to say that. 1.00

00:18:04.140 He don't think a full one,

00:18:05.300 but he looks like a couple parts of it

00:18:06.900 kind of put together.

00:18:09.160 There you go.

00:18:10.040 Nope. 1.00

00:18:14.060 Damn. 1.00

00:18:15.540 Waddell, 1.00

00:18:16.100 boy.

00:18:17.120 W-A-D-D-E-L-L. 1.00

00:18:21.880 There we go.

00:18:23.900 We went out there with Michael Waddell,

00:18:25.600 and now this dude hates turkeys.

00:18:27.800 Is that okay to say?

00:18:29.020 He's the Osama Bin Laden of turkeys, 1.00

00:18:31.580 dude.

00:18:31.840 Yeah,

00:18:32.200 yeah.

00:18:32.480 He's Osama Butterball Laden, 1.00

00:18:34.200 dude.

00:18:34.740 This guy.

00:18:35.420 So,

00:18:35.700 we get out there.

00:18:36.560 What'd you think of it,

00:18:37.380 man?

00:18:37.500 What'd you think of the hunting?

00:18:38.980 Well,

00:18:39.240 I thought it was,

00:18:40.460 I thought it was 50-50.

00:18:42.760 It was 50% fun,

00:18:43.580 50% very,

00:18:44.800 very boring.

00:18:46.540 Terribly boring,

00:18:47.360 and 50% really fun.

00:18:49.040 Yeah.

00:18:49.480 I like the parts where,

00:18:50.540 the part that sings about hunting,

00:18:51.660 I thought,

00:18:52.020 is like,

00:18:52.800 you're out there,

00:18:54.060 and you kind of think of it as like a chill vibe

00:18:56.040 where you're with your boys,

00:18:57.260 and you're maybe popping a beer,

00:18:58.640 talking,

00:18:59.180 listening to music,

00:19:00.280 but you can't drink because you have guns.

00:19:02.800 There's no music because you have to be quiet,

00:19:05.280 and then half the time,

00:19:06.340 my boys,

00:19:06.740 you were in the car.

00:19:07.880 Yeah.

00:19:09.200 Well,

00:19:09.620 don't throw me into the car.

00:19:11.680 You were?

00:19:12.220 Okay.

00:19:12.740 Dude,

00:19:12.940 I got turkey,

00:19:14.400 and you were in the car.

00:19:16.300 Well,

00:19:16.580 let's tell everybody exactly what happened.

00:19:18.020 So,

00:19:18.180 first of all,

00:19:18.540 we go out there,

00:19:19.460 all right,

00:19:19.720 and you set up,

00:19:21.320 you bring like these little tricks and stuff.

00:19:23.180 You bring like little like fans that are like camouflage,

00:19:26.600 little,

00:19:27.080 and you're like just geisha girl and out there in the field,

00:19:29.720 like trying to hide behind this fan.

00:19:31.460 And you kind of set,

00:19:34.340 like you go set up and you hide somewhere.

00:19:36.840 And Michael's also like to set it up,

00:19:38.340 like the number one turkey hunter in the guest world.

00:19:42.060 Oh,

00:19:42.200 yeah,

00:19:42.340 this guy could,

00:19:42.960 yeah,

00:19:43.240 I mean, 0.91

00:19:43.560 this guy could just shoot an arrow into the air,

00:19:45.220 and it would land in a turkey.

00:19:46.480 He won like a competition of turkey calling nationals.

00:19:49.920 Yeah,

00:19:50.380 he was like,

00:19:50.860 yeah,

00:19:51.000 he's like one of the best turkey callers ever.

00:19:52.900 So,

00:19:53.380 he's got that,

00:19:54.140 he's got that verbal on him.

00:19:56.740 You know,

00:19:57.080 he's definitely,

00:19:59.020 he's,

00:19:59.560 I mean,

00:20:00.060 he's a,

00:20:00.480 he's like the Pavarotti of turkey callers.

00:20:04.460 So,

00:20:04.900 he gets out there,

00:20:05.600 so you're kind of setting up,

00:20:06.760 and then he's like in the distance,

00:20:08.400 he's like,

00:20:08.920 do it,

00:20:17.240 see if you can do it.

00:20:22.480 He gave me the thing,

00:20:23.440 I wish I brought it,

00:20:24.140 we could have called,

00:20:24.620 we could have used it.

00:20:25.520 I know.

00:20:25.840 We could have showed for real.

00:20:27.360 The funniest thing is,

00:20:28.200 he'll be like,

00:20:28.700 all right,

00:20:29.460 everyone be real calm.

00:20:31.080 These guys eat,

00:20:32.300 they eat ants in dirt for,

00:20:34.360 they can see every speck of dirt,

00:20:35.880 it's what they eat for a full time job.

00:20:38.060 Yeah,

00:20:38.160 they eat spiders,

00:20:39.120 buddy,

00:20:39.360 so if they can see that,

00:20:40.120 they can see you.

00:20:41.200 So they have amazing eyesight,

00:20:42.700 so to be,

00:20:43.160 that's the thing,

00:20:43.640 you have to sneak up on them.

00:20:44.540 So we're all sitting dead still,

00:20:46.380 because he's telling us,

00:20:47.140 and then,

00:20:47.620 meanwhile,

00:20:48.200 he's running through the field, 1.00

00:20:50.120 he's got the fucking fan going, 1.00

00:20:54.400 like, 1.00

00:20:56.120 dude,

00:20:56.360 they can see you for sure.

00:20:58.340 He's a fake turkey,

00:20:59.860 and he holds a fake turkey in front of him,

00:21:01.880 like they can't see him,

00:21:02.920 because he's hiding behind this fake turkey,

00:21:04.620 that's about this big.

00:21:06.440 He's holding it in front of him.

00:21:08.580 Like an invisibility cloak.

00:21:10.240 Yeah,

00:21:10.480 we had like five guys hiding behind a little bitty fake turkey,

00:21:14.420 like it was crazy.

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00:21:25.920 look at that,

00:21:26.460 that guy's got a meal in him.

00:21:28.380 Look how happy he is.

00:21:30.140 Look at his family,

00:21:30.980 they're all mealed up,

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00:24:46.220 the crazy part for me is,

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00:24:52.620 and everything,

00:24:53.100 nothing showed up,

00:24:54.000 right?

00:24:54.340 It was like waiting for like,

00:24:55.820 it's almost like if you order

00:24:56.700 Uber Eats or something

00:24:57.760 and then it just doesn't show up

00:24:59.200 or whatever,

00:24:59.680 the guy's lost.

00:25:00.440 At a certain point,

00:25:01.300 it's like,

00:25:01.600 ah, 1.00

00:25:01.840 fuck it, 1.00

00:25:02.160 I'll just go put something 1.00

00:25:03.040 in the oven.

00:25:03.640 But sometimes we would see him,

00:25:04.760 like it would be like

00:25:05.240 if you saw Uber Eats,

00:25:06.120 like it's got close to your house

00:25:06.940 so you go outside to grab it

00:25:08.220 and he kind of just creeps up

00:25:09.640 and then just drives back

00:25:10.880 to your house.

00:25:12.160 Yeah,

00:25:12.360 they had all types of like,

00:25:13.760 so anyway,

00:25:14.200 so the turkey,

00:25:14.800 you go out there

00:25:15.540 and you make the sounds

00:25:16.980 and stuff

00:25:17.520 and we couldn't get the,

00:25:18.740 we didn't get them,

00:25:19.500 remember?

00:25:19.660 We didn't get them.

00:25:20.400 No.

00:25:20.640 So we had retired for the day,

00:25:22.320 the first day.

00:25:23.040 Yeah,

00:25:23.200 like two hours.

00:25:23.860 We were out there two or three hours

00:25:25.080 and we said that's enough.

00:25:26.000 Right,

00:25:26.260 and at that point,

00:25:26.820 we all got in the truck

00:25:27.760 and we were leaving

00:25:28.800 and at that point,

00:25:30.320 we just drove past

00:25:31.400 a bunch of turkeys,

00:25:32.280 like we'd been in the woods

00:25:33.260 looking for turkeys.

00:25:34.140 Well,

00:25:34.300 D.E. was like,

00:25:34.840 I saw some gobblers over there.

00:25:36.460 Yeah,

00:25:36.820 so there's another guy

00:25:38.360 that was with us

00:25:39.000 and he's like a,

00:25:40.100 I guess he's like a land man,

00:25:42.180 you know,

00:25:42.420 he kind of is like a,

00:25:44.400 you know,

00:25:44.720 part man,

00:25:45.380 part myth,

00:25:45.980 he kind of hangs out at the camp,

00:25:47.320 you know,

00:25:47.500 this fellow named D.E.

00:25:48.560 was his name

00:25:49.280 and that's not a,

00:25:50.940 I guess it's not a whole name

00:25:52.160 but it's he gives you half of it,

00:25:53.700 you know what I'm saying?

00:25:54.360 He ain't,

00:25:55.160 he keeps his cards close to him.

00:25:56.260 Yeah,

00:25:56.280 you kept saying dyslexic Ed.

00:25:57.760 I don't know what it stood for.

00:25:59.960 I thought it was Ed

00:26:01.040 but he had the letters tangled up.

00:26:03.480 But,

00:26:03.720 so we get out there

00:26:05.440 and then we're riding off

00:26:06.440 and D.E. goes,

00:26:07.880 I think I've seen a couple gobblers.

00:26:10.620 Okay,

00:26:11.300 and so gobblers are turkeys,

00:26:13.880 I guess,

00:26:14.400 right?

00:26:14.660 So there's always,

00:26:15.620 everybody's saying,

00:26:16.280 oh,

00:26:16.520 there's a couple gobblers

00:26:17.820 right around that bend over there.

00:26:19.640 It's a buzzword for sure.

00:26:20.880 Yeah,

00:26:21.220 it's a buzzword.

00:26:23.840 And so,

00:26:24.620 it's like saying synergy

00:26:25.480 in a business meeting.

00:26:26.680 Yeah,

00:26:27.120 yeah.

00:26:28.220 Or saying zeitgeist.

00:26:29.720 People always say,

00:26:30.420 oh,

00:26:30.620 it's in the zeitgeist,

00:26:31.920 you know?

00:26:33.760 So anyway,

00:26:34.900 somebody pops,

00:26:36.080 somebody's like,

00:26:36.540 oh,

00:26:36.800 I saw a couple gobblers.

00:26:38.800 Next thing you know,

00:26:41.620 we drive past

00:26:42.720 like a bunch of turkeys

00:26:43.580 and they were like,

00:26:44.660 I guess they were like

00:26:45.280 on break or whatever

00:26:46.180 because I guess the turkeys

00:26:47.100 are like out

00:26:47.720 like trying to hide from us

00:26:49.040 and then they all take a break.

00:26:50.280 Anyway,

00:26:50.700 we get,

00:26:51.120 we went,

00:26:52.000 we couldn't find any turkeys

00:26:53.000 that morning

00:26:53.380 so we're leaving

00:26:54.160 and there's a bunch of turkeys

00:26:55.260 just like,

00:26:55.940 they're like resting their legs

00:26:57.300 on the side of the road.

00:26:58.320 Some of them are sitting

00:26:58.880 in ice tubs.

00:26:59.780 They're all like,

00:27:00.800 it's behind the scenes.

00:27:01.880 We're driving through

00:27:02.380 like behind the scenes.

00:27:03.480 Turkey BTS,

00:27:04.420 dude.

00:27:04.560 Yeah,

00:27:04.860 Turkey BTS.

00:27:06.060 So they're like,

00:27:07.360 all right,

00:27:07.640 let's go get one of these gobblers. 0.99

00:27:09.580 All right.

00:27:10.480 So they got,

00:27:11.780 these guys are like,

00:27:12.580 all right,

00:27:12.800 we're going to go get one

00:27:13.780 because Michael Waddell

00:27:15.300 does not like,

00:27:15.840 he don't let a turkey live.

00:27:17.300 He don't want to let a turkey live.

00:27:19.180 He is,

00:27:19.960 when he locks in on a bird,

00:27:21.360 he locks in on a bird.

00:27:22.560 He's very,

00:27:23.360 very,

00:27:23.800 very nice

00:27:24.480 and very,

00:27:25.200 very charismatic to people

00:27:26.540 but he's,

00:27:28.000 that you can see

00:27:28.780 does have that switch.

00:27:30.340 Oh, 1.00

00:27:30.520 it fucking switches on him. 1.00

00:27:31.760 After three hours, 1.00

00:27:32.260 we're like,

00:27:32.500 maybe let's go back

00:27:33.120 and get some breakfast

00:27:33.740 because we've been up

00:27:34.620 since 4.40 in the morning

00:27:35.680 and he was,

00:27:36.940 maybe we stay here.

00:27:38.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:38.800 Kill these fucking turkeys. 1.00

00:27:41.080 Okay, 1.00

00:27:41.560 dude,

00:27:41.780 we'll stay around

00:27:42.420 for another minute.

00:27:43.720 Yeah,

00:27:44.100 dude,

00:27:44.320 he won't,

00:27:44.680 I mean, 0.98

00:27:44.880 if you even fucking mention 0.99

00:27:46.100 Thanksgiving, 1.00

00:27:46.860 he'll just fucking come on you. 0.99

00:27:48.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:48.840 He kept on saying,

00:27:49.420 all these turkeys want to do 1.00

00:27:50.240 is fucking fight 1.00

00:27:51.060 and I was like, 1.00

00:27:51.600 yeah,

00:27:51.960 is it just the turkeys?

00:27:52.840 Who are we talking about,

00:27:53.740 dude?

00:27:55.500 So anyway,

00:27:56.420 we parked the truck.

00:27:57.680 You guys get out

00:27:58.320 and go back into some woods

00:27:59.540 and come back

00:28:00.260 a few minutes later

00:28:01.780 with,

00:28:02.160 well,

00:28:03.540 what happened?

00:28:04.820 Dude,

00:28:05.360 the turkey walked up on us.

00:28:06.940 Like,

00:28:07.380 I mean,

00:28:08.180 this sounds crazy.

00:28:09.380 It was probably

00:28:10.260 seven yards away from me.

00:28:12.320 But dude,

00:28:12.940 what are you going to do?

00:28:13.580 Like,

00:28:13.700 we have been waiting all day.

00:28:14.920 We go out there,

00:28:15.700 we drive all the way

00:28:16.640 to Immokalee,

00:28:18.280 Florida,

00:28:18.900 which is far for everyone.

00:28:21.240 We're doing a hunting trip.

00:28:22.380 We've been planning it

00:28:22.960 for six months.

00:28:25.240 We're wearing camo.

00:28:26.320 We woke up at 4.40

00:28:27.080 in the morning.

00:28:27.740 Yeah.

00:28:28.180 I'm holding a gun.

00:28:29.540 We're looking for turkeys

00:28:30.820 and I see one

00:28:32.700 seven yards away.

00:28:34.580 What am I supposed to do,

00:28:35.860 dude?

00:28:36.420 Seven yards.

00:28:36.780 Put the rifle down?

00:28:37.860 Yeah,

00:28:38.140 I don't know.

00:28:38.740 Now look,

00:28:39.160 man,

00:28:39.560 you guys went and did it.

00:28:40.880 For me,

00:28:41.380 it was just like,

00:28:42.320 we done it,

00:28:43.060 we're leaving,

00:28:43.740 we see a bunch of turkey talking,

00:28:46.020 playing like,

00:28:46.620 they were playing like badminton

00:28:48.000 on the side of the road.

00:28:49.140 So then it's like,

00:28:49.700 all right, 1.00

00:28:49.880 let's go kill one of these bastards. 1.00

00:28:52.060 They're like, 1.00

00:28:52.280 oh y'all,

00:28:52.660 someone threw me a peace sign.

00:28:55.060 Yeah,

00:28:55.460 yeah,

00:28:55.680 they're not,

00:28:56.280 yeah,

00:28:56.600 it was like,

00:28:57.440 they seemed to,

00:28:58.480 it was like,

00:28:59.360 I don't know,

00:28:59.920 I felt like the hunt

00:29:00.860 had kind of ended a little bit

00:29:02.240 for that morning.

00:29:02.840 It had,

00:29:02.860 it had.

00:29:04.420 And then also,

00:29:05.340 the thing about turkeys is,

00:29:06.560 dude,

00:29:06.780 these turkeys,

00:29:07.540 they're two years old,

00:29:08.680 bro.

00:29:09.500 Well,

00:29:09.840 they're fully mature.

00:29:11.780 That's what he told me,

00:29:12.720 I don't really know,

00:29:13.160 but he said,

00:29:14.480 two years old is fully mature turkey.

00:29:16.400 He's ready to die,

00:29:17.240 that's what he said.

00:29:17.920 I don't know about that,

00:29:19.120 bro.

00:29:20.080 But can he buy,

00:29:20.980 so he can serve his country,

00:29:22.360 but can he buy a beer,

00:29:23.540 is what I'm asking.

00:29:24.220 Yeah,

00:29:24.460 yeah.

00:29:24.560 Okay.

00:29:25.420 But I just felt,

00:29:26.540 that was the part for me,

00:29:27.320 it was a little sick,

00:29:27.920 like if,

00:29:28.520 like what if it was a two-year-old kid

00:29:30.000 out there and you were hiding

00:29:30.840 in the distance,

00:29:31.540 right,

00:29:31.740 making sounds,

00:29:32.660 you know,

00:29:32.940 like,

00:29:33.580 oh,

00:29:34.620 give me that back,

00:29:35.900 you know,

00:29:36.360 or,

00:29:36.960 no,

00:29:37.580 it's nap time. 1.00

00:29:38.520 You start making shit 1.00

00:29:39.640 and he comes over 1.00

00:29:40.820 and then you shoot him 1.00

00:29:42.460 with a fucking gun. 1.00

00:29:46.020 That's the part for me 1.00

00:29:47.200 that wasn't adding up,

00:29:48.380 man.

00:29:48.560 It was like,

00:29:49.480 you do all this trickery

00:29:51.040 to get him to come over

00:29:52.120 and then they're only

00:29:52.860 two years old.

00:29:53.960 It's deceptive.

00:29:54.140 It's a deceptive business.

00:29:55.320 Yeah.

00:29:55.600 And then you literally

00:29:56.960 blow the, 1.00

00:29:58.460 yeah, 0.98

00:29:59.560 blew the bird's brains out.

00:30:01.200 Yeah.

00:30:02.020 Yeah,

00:30:02.420 it was,

00:30:02.700 there was some sad parts to it.

00:30:04.000 Yeah.

00:30:04.260 Also,

00:30:04.660 dude,

00:30:04.780 when I shot that rifle,

00:30:05.960 the whole time,

00:30:07.140 my only concern,

00:30:08.040 it wasn't on a rifle,

00:30:08.580 it was a shotgun.

00:30:09.400 The only concern I had,

00:30:10.700 because I think that was

00:30:11.220 the only time in my life

00:30:12.140 I've ever shot a shotgun.

00:30:13.560 I never shot a shotgun.

00:30:14.560 Oh, wow.

00:30:14.620 I can't think of one time

00:30:15.800 that I've done it.

00:30:16.940 And my only concern was

00:30:18.180 I had shot other guns

00:30:19.200 at like the range

00:30:20.000 or whatever

00:30:20.440 and I was thinking

00:30:22.020 every time I got earplugs,

00:30:23.980 I was like,

00:30:24.480 is this going to be loud?

00:30:25.500 Like,

00:30:25.660 don't we need earplugs?

00:30:27.120 And I was like,

00:30:27.560 no,

00:30:27.760 no,

00:30:27.860 no,

00:30:28.000 you're good.

00:30:29.280 Dude, 0.94

00:30:29.480 I shot that thing. 0.82

00:30:30.780 Dude,

00:30:31.260 it sounded like

00:30:32.140 a bomb went off.

00:30:33.880 It was like,

00:30:34.420 for like three hours.

00:30:36.980 The next day we went back,

00:30:37.980 I wouldn't even hold a gun.

00:30:39.520 My ear was hurting so bad.

00:30:41.280 I wouldn't even hold a gun.

00:30:42.600 Like, 1.00

00:30:42.800 these guys are insane. 0.98

00:30:43.800 And I said to him like, 0.98

00:30:44.880 oh yeah,

00:30:45.800 I was like,

00:30:46.100 we can't even really

00:30:47.140 hear that good anymore.

00:30:48.060 I was like,

00:30:48.640 he probably can't hear me right now.

00:30:49.840 And he literally said,

00:30:50.900 he literally said,

00:30:51.960 what?

00:30:54.780 Oh,

00:30:55.100 we're going to get

00:30:55.560 some gobblers.

00:30:57.260 Yeah,

00:30:57.580 it was loud.

00:30:58.880 That's how I would describe it.

00:30:59.780 It was loud,

00:31:00.360 but we ate him.

00:31:01.700 So I think that makes it like,

00:31:03.320 oh,

00:31:03.520 they cooked it up immediately.

00:31:05.080 And now look,

00:31:05.660 I mean,

00:31:06.100 it was a great experience.

00:31:07.240 It was awesome.

00:31:08.580 It was like,

00:31:10.660 it was interesting.

00:31:11.440 You know,

00:31:11.580 I didn't know what it was going to be like.

00:31:13.520 You know what I mean?

00:31:13.900 You go out there,

00:31:14.660 you kind of set up.

00:31:16.840 I think,

00:31:17.620 I've always want to fight something

00:31:19.620 hand to hand.

00:31:21.320 So I think,

00:31:22.020 to me,

00:31:22.760 it seemed like,

00:31:23.300 if I got a blade on me,

00:31:24.940 or a sword even,

00:31:26.340 I would go out there 0.71

00:31:27.360 and fight a turkey.

00:31:29.380 But I think,

00:31:30.260 you know,

00:31:30.700 I think the little bit of like,

00:31:32.260 let me hide behind this tree.

00:31:34.100 Yeah.

00:31:34.340 And make a sound of another,

00:31:36.220 you know,

00:31:36.880 young animal.

00:31:38.360 And we didn't say this,

00:31:39.100 but the sound is like,

00:31:41.840 so it's basically a horny bird.

00:31:43.580 Yeah.

00:31:44.200 Like we're supposed to be a hen.

00:31:45.220 We're pretending to be a hen.

00:31:46.540 Right.

00:31:46.900 Trying to seduce a horny turkey. 0.94

00:31:51.040 Right. 0.79

00:31:51.380 That's like,

00:31:51.740 say you're at a rest area,

00:31:52.800 right?

00:31:53.120 And you go in the,

00:31:53.960 there's some dude out there smoking against the wall.

00:31:56.260 Right.

00:31:56.560 He's out there just smoking a cigarette.

00:31:58.100 And you go inside the men's restroom, 0.84

00:32:00.620 or the women's. 0.79

00:32:01.420 Right.

00:32:02.220 And the window,

00:32:03.860 he's smoking right outside of a window that,

00:32:05.920 where you can,

00:32:07.100 inside of the restroom now,

00:32:08.820 and you're like,

00:32:09.560 oh,

00:32:10.140 come on,

00:32:10.760 come on in here.

00:32:12.380 And get this cooter, 0.98

00:32:13.980 baby.

00:32:14.680 You know?

00:32:15.240 Mm-hmm.

00:32:15.480 Come on in here and,

00:32:16.640 uh,

00:32:17.920 and,

00:32:18.240 uh,

00:32:18.540 just slide up on up in this slick wallet.

00:32:21.540 You know, 0.99

00:32:22.220 you say shit like that, 1.00

00:32:23.500 right? 1.00

00:32:23.820 Yeah.

00:32:24.100 And at first he's thinking,

00:32:25.960 oh, 1.00

00:32:26.100 that's some bullshit in there. 1.00

00:32:27.440 That ain't real. 1.00

00:32:28.200 He keeps puffing his fucking Winston out there. 0.99

00:32:30.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:31.140 And then finally you're just like,

00:32:32.840 you just start yelling like,

00:32:34.340 oh, 1.00

00:32:34.700 come and just snack on these titty nipples. 1.00

00:32:38.060 You know? 1.00

00:32:38.960 And finally he puts that cigarette out.

00:32:40.980 He's like,

00:32:41.260 all right, 0.99

00:32:41.640 I'm fucking. 0.99

00:32:41.940 Had enough. 1.00

00:32:42.660 Yeah.

00:32:43.360 And then right when he comes in,

00:32:45.460 pop! 0.87

00:32:46.280 Yeah, 1.00

00:32:46.540 you fucking blow his brains out. 1.00

00:32:50.580 Yeah, 1.00

00:32:51.000 I would have liked to have got one.

00:32:52.000 I would go again and do it.

00:32:54.100 Um,

00:32:54.500 I think who you take and who you go with is definitely one of the best things.

00:32:58.260 Like your buddy Cole Holcomb came with us.

00:33:01.120 Um,

00:33:01.880 and that was really interesting.

00:33:04.320 Uh,

00:33:05.140 it was fun.

00:33:05.660 The most fun to me about the whole trip though,

00:33:07.340 was by far just the in-betweens of the hunting.

00:33:10.080 Yeah.

00:33:10.360 Like going back,

00:33:11.680 we went on a walk.

00:33:12.520 It was fun.

00:33:13.740 We ate,

00:33:14.480 we had good food.

00:33:15.400 We had a guy come over,

00:33:16.540 tell us funny stories.

00:33:17.960 Yeah.

00:33:18.200 This guy Ira Dean came over from this band Trick Pony.

00:33:20.620 He came over and was telling us just a lot of stories.

00:33:24.060 Uh,

00:33:24.340 he used to live with Johnny Cash and he told us a lot of stories about that.

00:33:27.940 Um,

00:33:28.800 yeah.

00:33:29.280 Yeah.

00:33:29.600 And it's just beautiful.

00:33:30.280 You're out there.

00:33:30.620 We're in like the Florida,

00:33:31.460 like not the Everglades,

00:33:32.420 not really where it's swampy,

00:33:33.480 but where it's like,

00:33:34.360 it just is,

00:33:36.020 um,

00:33:36.520 kind of like maybe high plain swamp.

00:33:39.900 No,

00:33:40.080 it's just not wet really.

00:33:41.720 Not wet at all.

00:33:42.480 Yeah.

00:33:43.080 But we saw a lot of alligators.

00:33:45.460 We saw tons of animals.

00:33:46.560 We saw some,

00:33:47.180 uh,

00:33:48.100 we saw some deers.

00:33:49.780 We saw,

00:33:50.460 you were saying you saw some things trying to act like deers.

00:33:52.720 It seemed like everyone was trying to act for us.

00:33:54.240 Everyone's putting on a show for us.

00:33:55.560 It was like DE and all.

00:33:57.320 Then they were cooking good for us.

00:33:58.460 They put us up.

00:33:59.160 And even the animals,

00:34:00.000 sometimes they seem like they were trying to do a show for us.

00:34:02.680 Yeah.

00:34:02.760 Well,

00:34:02.980 deers always act like every time a deer stops,

00:34:05.220 it like acts like it's like auditioning.

00:34:07.680 Like it's like on a photo shoot,

00:34:09.200 you know,

00:34:09.400 like every deer,

00:34:10.360 even if it's like 60 yards away,

00:34:12.260 it's just like,

00:34:14.340 you know,

00:34:15.120 it's just kind of like stop and stare.

00:34:17.660 It's almost like they're modeling or something,

00:34:19.220 you know?

00:34:20.200 Um,

00:34:21.120 and they were supposed to have ostrich out there.

00:34:23.320 That was one of the big selling points for me is you guys can come out

00:34:26.880 here and,

00:34:27.180 you know,

00:34:27.860 gun down on a couple of stretch out here. 0.90

00:34:31.180 Um,

00:34:31.540 and I don't know if our ostrichs like trans birds or something.

00:34:36.380 They're very,

00:34:36.920 I don't know,

00:34:40.200 dude,

00:34:40.340 that pain.

00:34:40.800 I mean,

00:34:41.100 they,

00:34:41.700 I don't know where they fall.

00:34:42.800 I don't know where they fall.

00:34:43.660 I don't know that that was a true thing that they were supposed to be out

00:34:46.020 there though.

00:34:46.440 Yeah.

00:34:46.680 I think that was an email.

00:34:48.740 The original email is that there was a couple of stretch out there.

00:34:50.920 We could pop off on, 0.99

00:34:52.920 but I'm just glad you did get to shoot those little baby hogs or at least shoot 1.00

00:34:56.020 at them. 1.00

00:34:56.360 Or I mean, 0.98

00:34:56.840 I'm not glad that you chose to shoot at them, 0.99

00:34:58.420 but that you just got to shoot a gun. 0.99

00:34:59.560 Yeah. 0.98

00:35:00.160 Shooting the gun was fun.

00:35:01.020 I wish we'd have spent more time shooting even just back at the camp.

00:35:03.460 Yeah.

00:35:04.000 It did make me want to buy a gun.

00:35:05.860 My biggest takeaway from the whole thing was like,

00:35:08.120 you kind of wonder how you're going to feel if you're,

00:35:10.720 this is my first time turkey hunting for how you're going to feel to like,

00:35:15.500 take another life.

00:35:16.760 Cause it's like a serious thing to like take another life.

00:35:20.360 And I was like,

00:35:21.420 am I going to feel horrible afterwards?

00:35:24.240 Or is it going to be like,

00:35:25.120 no big deal.

00:35:26.460 And to me,

00:35:28.180 it kind of was like,

00:35:30.300 cause we ate it and it was like,

00:35:31.700 kind of like why we were out there.

00:35:33.080 It wasn't a big deal to me.

00:35:34.780 It was a big deal,

00:35:35.600 but I wasn't like sad.

00:35:36.960 Yeah.

00:35:37.680 Does that make sense?

00:35:38.560 Yeah.

00:35:39.360 Yeah.

00:35:39.640 I was wondering,

00:35:40.220 did that kind of break?

00:35:41.080 Yeah.

00:35:41.280 Did you like the,

00:35:42.640 when you got home where you're like,

00:35:43.880 man,

00:35:44.700 I was wondering if I was going to feel like that,

00:35:46.200 but I didn't feel like that.

00:35:47.060 Yeah.

00:35:47.680 Yeah.

00:35:48.080 Well,

00:35:48.380 I think nature alone,

00:35:49.580 nature,

00:35:50.220 they kill each other.

00:35:51.320 There's a food chain,

00:35:52.540 right?

00:35:52.760 It's like,

00:35:53.580 they're not nature,

00:35:54.640 you know,

00:35:55.560 animals don't wake up in the morning and be like,

00:35:57.380 Oh,

00:35:57.500 I'm not going to kill another animal if I need to.

00:35:59.560 And also in the back of my head,

00:36:00.480 I'm like,

00:36:00.580 dude,

00:36:00.700 I get turkey toms all the time.

00:36:02.940 Like I get turkey time from Jimmy John's two times,

00:36:05.840 three times a week.

00:36:06.620 How am I going to be out here feeling bad for doing like a dead turkeys? 1.00

00:36:10.700 Like,

00:36:10.820 dude,

00:36:10.920 I'm killing more turkeys every week at home.

00:36:13.740 Some hot peppers,

00:36:14.820 dude,

00:36:14.940 on wheat bread.

00:36:15.700 Oh yeah.

00:36:16.440 Oh,

00:36:16.600 that's good.

00:36:16.980 I love a turkey time.

00:36:18.580 Yeah.

00:36:18.760 So that,

00:36:19.100 yeah,

00:36:19.180 that's a part of it,

00:36:19.880 man.

00:36:20.020 It's like,

00:36:20.380 these are,

00:36:20.800 this is what's,

00:36:21.540 you know,

00:36:22.380 you can't be eating it,

00:36:23.460 but then be upset that it gets killed just because you're not the one killing it.

00:36:27.320 Yeah.

00:36:27.480 I mostly think it's kind of better,

00:36:28.400 maybe better to go hunt it.

00:36:29.500 At least we went out,

00:36:30.260 hunted it, 0.99

00:36:31.040 killed it. 1.00

00:36:32.040 We did everything the right way.

00:36:33.080 And we cooked it up.

00:36:33.760 We ate the whole bird.

00:36:35.120 I got the feathers at my house.

00:36:36.660 There's a big slab of meat still attached to them.

00:36:39.060 I don't know if that's supposed to be there.

00:36:40.020 It's been putting salt on them.

00:36:41.640 You saw that one that was in my house on the floor.

00:36:43.380 Oh yeah.

00:36:44.300 There's still some meat on there.

00:36:45.160 It's been putting salt on it to make the stink go away. 1.00

00:36:47.240 Chew that bitch off. 1.00

00:36:48.020 That's a fucking nugget, 1.00

00:36:49.020 son. 1.00

00:36:49.700 Yeah.

00:36:50.560 But I felt good about the whole thing.

00:36:52.100 And I,

00:36:52.440 I mean,

00:36:52.700 Michael's awesome.

00:36:54.140 And I would go back.

00:36:55.400 I would go back.

00:36:56.260 No,

00:36:56.540 you would not go back.

00:36:58.120 I would.

00:36:58.340 You would.

00:36:59.020 Yep.

00:36:59.740 If we went back and we,

00:37:00.880 yeah,

00:37:01.020 if it was just a good group,

00:37:02.680 this guy Cohen was there.

00:37:04.100 He was the camera guy and also just a hunter.

00:37:07.860 So yeah,

00:37:08.680 I was just in fast.

00:37:09.720 I think the,

00:37:11.360 I was just so fascinated as to,

00:37:13.120 I didn't know people were so fascinated about turkeys.

00:37:16.280 There seemed a lot more to learn that we didn't learn.

00:37:18.300 And also the other thing is,

00:37:19.420 I think probably a lot of the enjoyment people get from it is,

00:37:22.760 Michael kind of did everything for us.

00:37:25.080 Like we just sat there,

00:37:26.640 which I'm glad he did.

00:37:27.260 Cause we would have not got any,

00:37:29.000 we weren't,

00:37:29.460 we didn't get any turkeys as it was with the best turkey guy.

00:37:33.020 Like if we just did it,

00:37:34.600 we would have got nothing,

00:37:35.360 but he did do all the hard work.

00:37:37.100 He was, 1.00

00:37:37.660 he was running around and doing all the shit. 0.99

00:37:40.340 So yeah, 0.99

00:37:41.560 he,

00:37:41.660 that kind of,

00:37:42.040 we were just sitting there with the guns.

00:37:43.260 Yeah.

00:37:43.400 He wanted to make it,

00:37:44.100 he made it as easy on us as possible.

00:37:46.300 I think if you got to do a grenade or you got to do like a little,

00:37:49.500 like a land,

00:37:50.420 like a thing,

00:37:51.000 they step on the landmine and you lay it out there.

00:37:53.000 Some of that I would have enjoyed a little as well.

00:37:55.900 I think,

00:37:56.580 or I also,

00:37:57.960 you know, 0.99

00:37:58.220 I've always wanted to fight a pig just with a knife. 0.99

00:38:00.860 That's always been one of my goals. 0.96

00:38:03.520 The dreams are,

00:38:04.740 yeah.

00:38:05.420 Yeah.

00:38:06.120 Oh,

00:38:06.480 to jump out of a chopper or something, 1.00

00:38:08.160 fucking get a pig like that. 1.00

00:38:10.700 That to me, 1.00

00:38:11.740 I just,

00:38:12.500 just the turkeys don't have anyone hunting on their behalf.

00:38:15.040 You're out there and you know,

00:38:16.180 no one's going to kill you.

00:38:17.660 Right.

00:38:18.060 It would be cool if the turkeys had a couple of weapons too.

00:38:20.240 Like say if there was a turkey,

00:38:21.860 say if PETA,

00:38:23.220 they're like,

00:38:23.940 Hey,

00:38:24.100 instead of just bitching about animals over here with some poster board every now and then. 1.00

00:38:28.020 Yeah.

00:38:29.540 We are going to go out in the morning on behalf of the animals and set a couple of landmines out in the field.

00:38:35.520 Or you just know that every day,

00:38:37.780 no matter where you are across the world,

00:38:39.600 you're hunting every single day after their shift outside of Canadian goose in New York city,

00:38:44.940 they're going to take all those protesters,

00:38:46.440 put them in a helicopter and drop them with machine guns at one of the, 0.97

00:38:50.160 one of the hunting sites.

00:38:51.380 You don't know if it's going to be your hunting site, 1.00

00:38:52.760 but that day they could show up with machine guns and murder your ass. 1.00

00:38:56.400 Just give you like some type of edge, 1.00

00:38:57.840 like some type of,

00:38:59.040 we were just sitting out there kind of,

00:39:00.740 I mean,

00:39:00.940 as you kind of go through periods of being bored a little bit.

00:39:03.280 Oh,

00:39:03.480 and you can shoot anything else that's going to run by.

00:39:05.500 That's another problem.

00:39:06.440 I feel like at a certain point,

00:39:07.580 if you like when we didn't see any turkeys that second day,

00:39:10.460 that's when we started popping off on those pigs. 0.57

00:39:12.780 It was like, 0.99

00:39:13.380 it's almost like anything else that shows up is going to get gunned down.

00:39:18.540 Yeah.

00:39:19.140 So,

00:39:19.460 but it was,

00:39:21.140 uh,

00:39:22.120 yeah,

00:39:22.660 I just,

00:39:23.100 I,

00:39:23.680 I don't know.

00:39:24.820 I mean,

00:39:25.000 it was,

00:39:25.620 it was cool.

00:39:26.920 You know,

00:39:28.000 I'd had a long week,

00:39:29.100 so I was also looking to kind of rest and stuff.

00:39:31.220 So,

00:39:32.060 but it was good,

00:39:33.680 man.

00:39:33.920 I'm glad that we went.

00:39:35.000 Same.

00:39:35.580 Yeah.

00:39:35.820 I would definitely go again.

00:39:36.800 I didn't know.

00:39:37.660 I didn't know you would go again.

00:39:39.060 I would go again.

00:39:39.640 If Cole went with us too,

00:39:40.900 it was fun.

00:39:41.600 It's totally about the group you go with.

00:39:42.960 A hundred percent.

00:39:44.320 Sitting around telling the stories,

00:39:45.680 laughing,

00:39:46.160 all that was fun.

00:39:47.180 She,

00:39:47.380 even sharing in the same room was fun.

00:39:49.140 I said,

00:39:49.240 when else do you get to do that as an adult?

00:39:50.700 It's like,

00:39:50.980 you're back at like summer camp or something.

00:39:53.100 You know,

00:39:53.580 people stay up there just joking around at night.

00:39:55.880 Yeah.

00:39:56.680 Uh,

00:39:57.660 you know,

00:39:58.360 people are snoring.

00:39:59.520 People are,

00:40:00.340 people are, 0.99

00:40:00.920 some people are snoring out of their butt. 0.98

00:40:05.180 There's just a lot going on out there. 0.98

00:40:07.280 Dude,

00:40:07.460 you kept waking up in the middle of the night.

00:40:08.580 You,

00:40:08.860 you,

00:40:09.480 you would like say like little words and they're always just like super disappointed.

00:40:13.180 You'd be like,

00:40:14.100 you're,

00:40:14.360 you were sleep talking,

00:40:15.000 but you'd just be like,

00:40:15.880 Oh man. 0.99

00:40:20.580 Oh crap. 0.96

00:40:23.060 What happened? 0.99

00:40:24.740 I just disappointed.

00:40:25.420 Worst dreams ever.

00:40:26.280 I was just disappointed in my sleep.

00:40:28.280 I probably was at,

00:40:28.940 at Hamilton or something.

00:40:30.900 Oh,

00:40:31.840 you just kept saying,

00:40:32.660 Oh,

00:40:34.040 yeah.

00:40:35.160 I was probably watching the Oscars.

00:40:37.160 And then,

00:40:37.720 and then called my buddy,

00:40:39.300 his phone,

00:40:40.220 like it was like middle of the night.

00:40:41.840 Somehow he turned over and his phone went on the floor.

00:40:44.240 You went, 0.99

00:40:44.960 Oh damn. 1.00

00:40:46.760 Like you would just been awake all day. 1.00

00:40:49.500 It was fun.

00:40:50.280 It was really fun.

00:40:51.120 Yeah.

00:40:51.400 You guys both snored though.

00:40:52.220 And I don't think I snored.

00:40:53.420 I was sleeping if I did.

00:40:55.160 Well,

00:40:55.880 okay.

00:40:57.400 Good.

00:40:57.680 Yeah.

00:40:57.900 Lucky you,

00:40:58.780 dude.

00:40:59.020 I didn't hear it.

00:41:01.840 I turned on that white noise.

00:41:03.460 What else is,

00:41:04.280 dude,

00:41:04.560 white noise.

00:41:05.400 I've always,

00:41:06.040 white noise should just be like somebody just like helping their kid with homework.

00:41:09.620 You know,

00:41:09.860 it's just like things that white people do, 0.65

00:41:12.920 you know, 0.96

00:41:13.800 making a bunt cake.

00:41:20.420 It's just an older couple listening to Willie Nelson on their front porch.

00:41:26.440 Saw a couple of goblers. 0.99

00:41:27.860 Oh,

00:41:28.640 a couple of goblers over there.

00:41:33.080 Oh man.

00:41:34.660 What else,

00:41:35.340 dude?

00:41:35.960 Good to see you again,

00:41:36.900 man.

00:41:36.920 It was fun.

00:41:37.460 Yeah.

00:41:37.560 I haven't seen you since all week.

00:41:40.060 Every day.

00:41:41.100 That's what I'm saying.

00:41:41.680 I was like, 1.00

00:41:41.900 damn dude, 0.99

00:41:42.280 I hope we have something to talk about. 1.00

00:41:43.320 I guess we,

00:41:44.400 always something to talk about.

00:41:46.480 Yeah.

00:41:46.760 What was your season's wrapped for Sunday Conversation?

00:41:51.540 Yeah.

00:41:52.180 Yeah.

00:41:52.460 We do like,

00:41:54.280 so it's Sunday Conversation started as a segment on our pro football show.

00:42:00.240 Like Sunday Conversation,

00:42:01.220 CBS Countdown,

00:42:01.920 whatever their NFL show is.

00:42:03.000 And we just added it Sunday Conversation,

00:42:05.340 Glenny Balls eats an ice cream Sunday.

00:42:06.840 That was just the idea,

00:42:07.620 a little segment for our show.

00:42:09.020 So it ran during football season.

00:42:10.340 So for the first three years we've done,

00:42:11.740 we've done three years now,

00:42:13.100 three seasons,

00:42:14.140 we just ran it during football.

00:42:15.940 But now I feel like it's kind of taken on its life of its own a little bit,

00:42:18.880 where I'm not sure if people,

00:42:20.700 I don't think people like do the math in their heads.

00:42:22.400 It's like,

00:42:22.780 oh,

00:42:22.920 this is a football show.

00:42:24.100 Mainly because we never talk about football.

00:42:25.720 Yeah.

00:42:25.860 And the people who are on are pretty much never football players.

00:42:28.800 So it's not a football show really.

00:42:30.820 And so now I'm just thinking about like,

00:42:33.180 is,

00:42:33.400 do we really have to do it?

00:42:34.840 Like,

00:42:35.420 cause it's like 25 weeks or something football,

00:42:38.940 like 25 weeks in a row of doing that show.

00:42:41.100 I travel to the guests to make it easier on booking.

00:42:44.700 So like,

00:42:45.880 you know,

00:42:46.340 it's,

00:42:46.880 if they have to come to where I live in,

00:42:49.800 you know,

00:42:50.140 Delray or if I was in Nashville,

00:42:51.640 they had to come to Nashville.

00:42:52.400 It makes it a lot harder.

00:42:53.140 So I traveled to the guests,

00:42:54.000 which is a lot.

00:42:54.940 Yeah.

00:42:55.320 And I wonder if the show would be better,

00:42:58.460 a better quality show,

00:42:59.720 if we can focus on the bookings,

00:43:01.720 get really good bookings and just go to them,

00:43:04.200 knock them out and spend really good time on the edits and stuff.

00:43:08.860 And then not have to worry about being during only football season,

00:43:11.680 25 weeks in a row,

00:43:12.600 please do a year round.

00:43:15.000 Sorry.

00:43:15.400 Whenever we get a good opportunity to do it.

00:43:17.260 Right.

00:43:17.460 So not,

00:43:17.860 so maybe just like it could be every two weeks or every three weeks,

00:43:20.840 just whenever.

00:43:21.340 It could be back to back.

00:43:22.520 I don't know.

00:43:22.880 Maybe people will hate that.

00:43:23.800 I don't know.

00:43:24.120 I mean,

00:43:24.200 there is something to being the same time every week.

00:43:26.480 People can wake up to it.

00:43:27.560 Definitely some to it,

00:43:28.440 but I'm kind of playing with the idea of just starting to release them as we

00:43:31.820 can get them.

00:43:33.280 I don't know.

00:43:33.900 I mean, 0.99

00:43:34.040 that could be a dumb idea. 0.97

00:43:34.980 I haven't tried it yet. 0.97

00:43:35.620 That's kind of the direction I see it going.

00:43:37.740 It's,

00:43:38.100 is it nice though,

00:43:38.860 to have like that break?

00:43:39.940 It's like,

00:43:40.200 you have the time where you don't have to go.

00:43:41.660 It's like,

00:43:41.960 you can know,

00:43:42.660 okay,

00:43:42.800 for this 12 weeks of my life,

00:43:45.000 I'm going to go and capture episodes.

00:43:46.800 I do like that about football season.

00:43:48.360 Cause I think about like,

00:43:49.280 this is my season,

00:43:50.120 but the problem is,

00:43:51.780 is like get out now.

00:43:53.340 So now I'm like in off season,

00:43:54.800 but I have a job.

00:43:56.740 Like it's not off season.

00:43:57.900 Like I still have to be doing stuff.

00:43:59.680 What are you doing?

00:44:00.360 You mean?

00:44:00.680 Like I,

00:44:01.240 like,

00:44:01.820 like I shouldn't,

00:44:02.460 like I've worked for a company.

00:44:03.840 Like they should,

00:44:04.580 I should be doing stuff still.

00:44:06.080 Like I can't just be like,

00:44:06.840 all right,

00:44:07.220 tell foot next football year.

00:44:08.180 Like I'll be training until then.

00:44:09.580 Like I take off like a week or something.

00:44:11.200 Like I should still be doing stuff.

00:44:12.540 Yeah.

00:44:13.020 And so,

00:44:14.200 and I am,

00:44:14.580 we're doing some different stuff and me and you did something this morning,

00:44:16.660 but,

00:44:17.320 um,

00:44:18.200 I think that going away from just being intense about it.

00:44:23.340 I do like that though.

00:44:24.020 I think it's a good point.

00:44:24.700 Like it is fun to focus in on something for a long time,

00:44:27.580 but just,

00:44:28.380 and also like things get played out too.

00:44:30.780 If you don't,

00:44:31.800 it's already been,

00:44:32.740 we've already been doing it a long time.

00:44:34.320 And so I'm not worried about it getting played out,

00:44:37.060 but I think to avoid it getting played out,

00:44:38.940 like really making them,

00:44:40.520 the episodes really good and really quality.

00:44:42.660 And I think that takes a little bit more like thought and time than just

00:44:45.640 like really every week,

00:44:46.620 just ramping them out,

00:44:47.440 ramping them out.

00:44:48.100 Right.

00:44:48.760 But you've had some,

00:44:49.660 I mean,

00:44:49.860 you've had amazing guests.

00:44:50.780 You've had,

00:44:51.840 uh,

00:44:52.480 how was that Drake?

00:44:53.260 What was that Drake experience like going there?

00:44:54.940 Did you go to his house?

00:44:56.080 Yeah.

00:44:56.420 Oh,

00:44:56.680 wow.

00:44:57.140 Yeah.

00:44:57.700 And does he have like,

00:44:58.700 how many front doors does he have?

00:44:59.720 I feel like he'd have like a front door.

00:45:01.100 And then if you're,

00:45:02.420 they let,

00:45:02.780 like somebody lets you into that one,

00:45:04.000 but it's not even him.

00:45:04.760 And then you get closer and closer.

00:45:05.840 And finally he lets you in like a real.

00:45:07.160 Yeah.

00:45:07.320 We were in his house for probably like probably 90 minutes or two hours

00:45:10.340 before I ever saw him.

00:45:11.520 Oh really?

00:45:12.000 Yeah.

00:45:13.360 Wow.

00:45:14.000 Yeah.

00:45:14.740 It was an insane,

00:45:15.900 awesome experience.

00:45:16.620 He's my favorite artist ever.

00:45:18.000 Wow.

00:45:18.560 Ever.

00:45:19.280 So like growing up,

00:45:19.900 cause he's been around to making like great music for 15 years.

00:45:23.940 Since I was in high school.

00:45:25.300 And they say that's your most,

00:45:27.080 like your favorite music of your life is going to be the music that you heard

00:45:30.460 when you were in high school.

00:45:31.340 Really?

00:45:31.920 They say that.

00:45:33.280 I don't know who they are.

00:45:34.480 Yeah.

00:45:35.800 Probably some goblers. 1.00

00:45:38.140 But you know,

00:45:38.840 like he just been like that guy for forever.

00:45:40.780 I mean,

00:45:40.900 I grew up,

00:45:41.300 Lil Wayne was the best.

00:45:42.880 Lil Wayne was like the goat and he was the inspiration.

00:45:45.060 I think even for Drake,

00:45:46.420 it's obviously,

00:45:47.120 Drake says it,

00:45:48.120 but,

00:45:48.300 um,

00:45:48.920 so like Lil Wayne and Drake,

00:45:50.120 those are the two guys.

00:45:51.020 And so 15 years down the line or whatever,

00:45:53.200 10 years down the line,

00:45:54.740 um,

00:45:55.560 to be able to like meet him and like go to his house and like meet his kid.

00:45:58.240 But who answered the door when you got there?

00:46:01.260 Not Drake,

00:46:02.200 huh?

00:46:02.460 No,

00:46:02.900 no,

00:46:03.120 no.

00:46:03.320 He has a,

00:46:03.780 dude,

00:46:03.960 his security is insane.

00:46:05.120 Good luck,

00:46:05.720 dude. 1.00

00:46:05.820 I would like to see the fucking busing boys try to run up with their teeth in there with 1.00

00:46:09.620 some guns trying to get that Drake, 1.00

00:46:11.160 dude.

00:46:11.600 Good luck.

00:46:12.560 Dude,

00:46:12.680 there's so many,

00:46:13.520 he has the most security.

00:46:15.220 You ever seen security?

00:46:16.840 Uh,

00:46:17.080 yeah,

00:46:17.320 I've seen some.

00:46:17.700 Imagine more.

00:46:18.520 Wow.

00:46:19.000 Yeah.

00:46:19.540 Okay.

00:46:19.940 You're not getting to this guy.

00:46:22.300 No chance.

00:46:23.700 But,

00:46:23.920 uh,

00:46:24.160 he was awesome.

00:46:25.600 I mean,

00:46:26.500 and was there some chicks there with the breasts or whatever? 1.00

00:46:29.120 Hmm.

00:46:29.580 I mean,

00:46:29.900 I'm sure there were.

00:46:30.420 I didn't see him.

00:46:31.180 They kind of kept us in the gym.

00:46:32.840 Oh,

00:46:33.180 really?

00:46:33.760 Yeah.

00:46:34.340 Like there was a gym and it was like,

00:46:35.420 if you've got to use the bathroom,

00:46:36.360 like you really got to go,

00:46:37.400 you can go.

00:46:37.960 But like,

00:46:38.360 you guys need to stay in the gym.

00:46:39.720 Oh,

00:46:40.000 but otherwise pee before you, 0.52

00:46:41.140 pee when you leave.

00:46:42.000 Yeah.

00:46:43.680 Yeah.

00:46:44.220 But he was awesome.

00:46:45.700 Like,

00:46:46.640 and it's,

00:46:47.240 I was a little worried about it because he is kind of like in my eyes,

00:46:51.620 like this large in the life thing that I really love.

00:46:53.920 Like I love his music.

00:46:55.100 And so like,

00:46:55.840 you get worried.

00:46:56.440 It's like,

00:46:56.640 am I going to meet him?

00:46:57.680 Is it going to ruin his music for me?

00:47:00.020 Yeah.

00:47:00.480 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:01.080 Oh,

00:47:01.340 totally.

00:47:02.400 Like, 0.99

00:47:02.620 is he going to be kind of a dick or? 1.00

00:47:04.380 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:47:04.700 Michael Landon was supposed to come to our town one time and meet people.

00:47:08.080 And my mom was all excited and everything.

00:47:10.680 And then he didn't show up or something or is,

00:47:13.500 I don't know what happened.

00:47:14.400 It ruins it.

00:47:14.960 I've had that happen to me before.

00:47:16.500 So I was worried about it,

00:47:18.120 but no,

00:47:18.800 10,

00:47:19.000 like 10 of 10 experience.

00:47:20.180 He could not have been.

00:47:21.560 And he was super like into it too.

00:47:23.260 Like before the episode,

00:47:25.300 he was like,

00:47:26.140 he,

00:47:26.520 he wanted to do it.

00:47:27.780 Like,

00:47:27.900 okay.

00:47:28.180 He was into the idea.

00:47:29.380 He was throwing ideas out.

00:47:30.960 Like he wanted to put a son in it.

00:47:32.520 Like we didn't,

00:47:33.660 he was like,

00:47:33.980 do you think it'd be funny if we put a dog,

00:47:35.940 if he opened up with Adonis,

00:47:37.120 which is his son's name.

00:47:38.500 Like,

00:47:38.660 would it be funny if everyone thinks it's going to be me?

00:47:39.940 And then it just Adonis in there.

00:47:41.580 And is his son walking into the room?

00:47:42.960 Does someone care,

00:47:43.680 bring his son into the room,

00:47:44.560 like on a little thing or like a little pallet or something?

00:47:47.720 Like how does,

00:47:48.660 I just,

00:47:49.120 I picture like somebody carrying his son on a pillow and setting him down in the room.

00:47:53.900 He walks into like his little juice box.

00:47:55.620 He's so swaggy.

00:47:57.600 His son's going to be like,

00:47:58.860 I don't,

00:47:59.140 I wonder what will happen.

00:47:59.900 Cause I don't,

00:48:00.340 I mean like Michael Jordan's,

00:48:02.000 Michael Jordan's sons,

00:48:02.940 they played basketball.

00:48:03.840 LeBron's sons played basketball.

00:48:07.360 Drake's on,

00:48:08.060 like,

00:48:08.700 is he going to be a rapper or is he just going to be,

00:48:11.900 he's going to be famous just by nature of,

00:48:14.500 people are going to know who he is.

00:48:15.800 Right.

00:48:16.280 Just by nature of his dad.

00:48:18.420 Like he has star qualities for sure.

00:48:20.700 Just by talking to him.

00:48:21.760 I mean,

00:48:21.940 that's crazy to say he's like five years old.

00:48:24.360 He's like that two year old Turkey dude. 0.96

00:48:26.320 But,

00:48:26.760 uh,

00:48:27.820 I don't know.

00:48:28.500 He was,

00:48:28.880 he was great.

00:48:29.460 I mean,

00:48:29.580 it's hard to like comment on a kid,

00:48:30.720 but he was,

00:48:31.780 I mean,

00:48:31.980 he was just a five year old,

00:48:32.760 like a pure little five year old.

00:48:33.960 Wasn't like jaded or anything yet.

00:48:35.400 Like you're still talking about five year old stuff.

00:48:37.440 He was.

00:48:38.020 He was talking about like kids in his class who can read.

00:48:39.820 He's like,

00:48:40.020 I can't read yet,

00:48:40.860 but they got some nerds in my class who can read.

00:48:42.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:43.180 Fuck them. 1.00

00:48:43.960 Fuck them. 1.00

00:48:45.280 Damn dude. 1.00

00:48:46.000 And what about, 1.00

00:48:47.140 who else was I thinking about?

00:48:48.080 Oh,

00:48:48.320 what's something that people don't know about that has Bula guy?

00:48:50.840 Like to people,

00:48:51.340 what is like,

00:48:52.760 I don't think enough people comprehend that he's Muslim.

00:48:56.600 He's like super religious.

00:48:58.100 Oh really?

00:48:59.020 And so now what does that mean?

00:49:01.060 Does he like,

00:49:01.640 when the sun comes out,

00:49:02.680 he has to be in a certain position.

00:49:04.840 What is,

00:49:05.560 what all like,

00:49:07.140 what is he doing?

00:49:08.680 He's not talking to women.

00:49:10.060 He's not photographing with women.

00:49:12.260 He's not in bars.

00:49:13.500 Like he's not,

00:49:15.100 he's in the United States for the first time right now.

00:49:16.600 He has his visa for the first time.

00:49:18.240 Wow.

00:49:18.840 So he's in Vegas.

00:49:19.680 And I'm sure like I talked to his people a little bit.

00:49:22.820 I'm sure that he could probably pick up like insane, 0.71

00:49:26.920 insane bags.

00:49:28.320 Just go to like the wind nightclub or whatever,

00:49:30.640 and just kind of get held up a little bit,

00:49:32.060 maybe punts Steve Aoki in the face or something and get like a million bucks.

00:49:36.020 Oh yeah.

00:49:36.280 He can't do it.

00:49:37.140 He can't do it.

00:49:37.880 Why? 0.89

00:49:38.220 Because he's Muslim.

00:49:38.800 So like, 0.72

00:49:39.240 he can't be around alcohol.

00:49:40.240 He can't be,

00:49:41.140 and he's serious about it.

00:49:42.240 He's like a serious dude.

00:49:43.200 He's 19.

00:49:43.700 So he's like fully developed brain.

00:49:48.520 Very serious about life.

00:49:49.700 Serious about being Muslim. 1.00

00:49:50.460 He's funny.

00:49:51.120 He's like,

00:49:51.460 he's got a good sense of humor.

00:49:52.440 He like likes to have fun,

00:49:53.400 but he's like,

00:49:54.640 he's,

00:49:55.940 he's a devout religious person.

00:49:58.200 I don't think people realize that.

00:49:59.580 And do they put him on a little rug and stuff every like hour and a half?

00:50:02.180 How does that work?

00:50:03.020 Dude,

00:50:03.180 it's hilarious.

00:50:03.740 Actually,

00:50:04.020 what happens is girls will come up to him.

00:50:06.280 He's the most famous person I've ever been around ever.

00:50:08.940 And just like doing this job for,

00:50:10.300 for however long interviewing people who are like celebrities and stuff.

00:50:14.000 You,

00:50:14.220 you meet,

00:50:15.140 you run into people,

00:50:16.300 you hang out with people who are like famous and you see people who have

00:50:19.120 crazy followings.

00:50:21.380 Hasboula is by far the most famous person I've ever,

00:50:25.280 ever seen.

00:50:26.780 When he walks through a place,

00:50:28.580 it's like the whole room just like,

00:50:30.620 just come in on him.

00:50:32.600 Everyone's trying to take pictures. 0.97

00:50:33.300 Everyone was like wanting to get punched in the face by him.

00:50:35.780 And I think it's because he looks,

00:50:38.960 even if you don't know who he is,

00:50:40.160 just by the look of him,

00:50:41.580 you're like that guy,

00:50:42.980 there's something special about that guy.

00:50:45.800 Cause I,

00:50:46.320 when I first saw him,

00:50:46.880 I thought he was like a dwarf, 1.00

00:50:48.440 like a dwarf size,

00:50:49.620 you know,

00:50:49.820 like this tall.

00:50:51.340 Yeah.

00:50:51.740 But he's three feet.

00:50:52.880 He's one football yard.

00:50:54.320 He's this tall.

00:50:55.580 Oh,

00:50:56.180 he's got all that body and charisma packed into this size. 1.00

00:50:59.500 Damn. 1.00

00:50:59.660 It's like a baby sneaker. 1.00

00:51:01.080 Yeah.

00:51:02.580 Bro.

00:51:02.980 Think about this.

00:51:03.760 Think about a kid like this big.

00:51:05.780 You can just like hold him.

00:51:07.800 That's a gobbler. 0.82

00:51:09.400 Now think about this.

00:51:10.840 What if you hid behind a,

00:51:12.280 like a bench in the mall and made some Muslim sounds.

00:51:16.400 And then when he came around the bench,

00:51:18.040 you blew. 0.52

00:51:19.640 That's insane.

00:51:20.960 It seems insane.

00:51:22.040 Doesn't it?

00:51:22.900 Dude,

00:51:23.100 there's some people in Immokalee would love to do that to a Muslim.

00:51:26.060 That's true.

00:51:26.820 Dude.

00:51:29.440 Yeah.

00:51:29.880 I'll definitely,

00:51:30.480 you don't have to drive far around there to hear the N word.

00:51:32.980 Like you could just,

00:51:33.740 he could be downwind of anybody in that area.

00:51:36.060 You'll catch it.

00:51:36.940 You know?

00:51:38.860 Oh,

00:51:39.260 there he is right there.

00:51:40.020 Oh,

00:51:40.160 look at,

00:51:40.640 you know,

00:51:40.980 and he really is a handsome guy,

00:51:42.600 isn't he?

00:51:43.580 Let's see him with his hair blown out.

00:51:45.000 He got a,

00:51:45.440 uh,

00:51:46.380 he got his hair blown out there for a wedding or something.

00:51:48.940 That fourth picture rally.

00:51:50.060 Oh,

00:51:52.620 there he is right there.

00:51:54.240 Oh,

00:51:54.980 he's a solid dude.

00:51:56.020 And he hangs out.

00:51:56.800 He's from this little village in Russia.

00:51:58.700 And he hangs out with all his friends from his village.

00:52:01.500 And that's his team.

00:52:02.720 And they're all into UFC.

00:52:04.120 You know,

00:52:04.460 I don't know anything about UFC really,

00:52:06.380 but I think they have like three or four of the top fighters are from his

00:52:09.380 village,

00:52:09.800 a small village in Russia.

00:52:13.260 Dagestan.

00:52:13.840 Dagestan.

00:52:14.260 Yeah.

00:52:14.900 And so he's like boys with all those guys.

00:52:16.520 Like who's it?

00:52:17.220 Khabib.

00:52:18.020 Yeah.

00:52:18.220 Khabib's like his neighbor.

00:52:20.460 Wow.

00:52:21.340 They might have the last,

00:52:22.000 the same last name.

00:52:22.580 I'm not sure.

00:52:23.880 Yeah.

00:52:24.300 Let's look up Hasbulla's last name.

00:52:27.320 Magomadov.

00:52:29.360 But is it Nurmagomadov?

00:52:33.260 It's Magomadov. 0.77

00:52:34.440 So it's not Nurmagomadov.

00:52:35.960 I think you have to earn the nerve.

00:52:38.960 The first question is Hasbulla baby.

00:52:42.640 What?

00:52:43.000 That's crazy.

00:52:44.940 He,

00:52:45.340 uh,

00:52:46.680 genetic disorder called childlike trails.

00:52:49.220 No.

00:52:50.040 That's not what that says.

00:52:51.180 That causes childlike traits.

00:52:52.960 Sorry.

00:52:53.960 What,

00:52:54.260 uh,

00:52:54.400 no,

00:52:54.580 what's crazy is the soccer player,

00:52:57.020 another thing I don't,

00:52:58.020 sport I don't know about.

00:52:59.300 Um,

00:53:00.500 what is it?

00:53:01.140 It's maybe messy.

00:53:03.380 One of these top guys has had the same exact thing Hasbulla has.

00:53:08.600 I think to my knowledge,

00:53:10.160 it's like a treatable,

00:53:11.160 pretty very treatable disease,

00:53:12.960 but you have to have the treatments when you're young.

00:53:15.540 And he wasn't able to get them.

00:53:16.380 He wasn't able to get them.

00:53:17.160 So this soccer player,

00:53:18.660 I think it's messy,

00:53:19.400 but it could be someone else had that thing.

00:53:21.720 They treated him.

00:53:22.860 This is some HGH when you're little.

00:53:24.280 And then he turns out to be like the best soccer player of all time.

00:53:26.760 Wow.

00:53:27.080 And then it's just like,

00:53:28.220 can you get that dose? 1.00

00:53:30.020 Damn. 1.00

00:53:32.440 Wow. 1.00

00:53:32.820 That's fascinating.

00:53:33.600 Yeah.

00:53:33.740 Cause I guess,

00:53:34.220 yeah,

00:53:34.460 it's interesting.

00:53:35.600 That's just,

00:53:36.280 if you can get medicines or not getting meds,

00:53:39.420 dude,

00:53:39.560 it's always been an issue getting ahold of drugs.

00:53:41.920 But can,

00:53:42.680 can he date women or it's not allowed until he's married?

00:53:45.740 I'm not really sure.

00:53:46.920 Can you look up Muslim dating practices,

00:53:49.100 please?

00:53:50.140 I know that some,

00:53:51.180 some Muslims have multiple wives.

00:53:53.900 But can he even get started on his first wife?

00:53:56.220 I don't know.

00:53:56.600 It's confusing.

00:53:57.260 Maybe just start with a second.

00:54:00.920 I don't know,

00:54:01.780 dude.

00:54:03.480 Yeah,

00:54:03.860 you're right.

00:54:04.720 Muslim dating rules.

00:54:08.520 Five Muslim dating rules and traditions.

00:54:10.000 You need to know eight Muslim,

00:54:11.720 eight Muslim dating rules and traditions.

00:54:13.540 You need to know you click on that brother.

00:54:18.540 Be mature and old enough to start dating.

00:54:21.160 That's makes sense.

00:54:23.340 Date with intention of finding your partner.

00:54:28.160 No premarital sex. 0.79

00:54:29.800 There it is,

00:54:30.460 baby.

00:54:32.120 Better stay off that gobbler till you put a ring on it. 0.99

00:54:36.240 Single people need chaperones. 1.00

00:54:38.340 Wow.

00:54:40.000 I think having a beard is important.

00:54:41.660 I'm not joking.

00:54:43.360 I think that's a big part of it.

00:54:44.680 You got to have a beard if you're a man.

00:54:47.140 It sounds like a joke.

00:54:48.180 It's not.

00:54:49.040 It's part of it.

00:54:49.780 I think you have to show your manhood,

00:54:50.880 right?

00:54:50.980 Yeah,

00:54:51.160 maybe.

00:54:51.780 It's interesting.

00:54:52.720 I wonder if I'd be a good Muslim or not. 1.00

00:54:56.760 I don't know.

00:54:58.060 You ever thought about doing it?

00:54:59.600 I don't,

00:55:00.060 I think you have to be,

00:55:00.740 you have to be born into it.

00:55:01.740 You can just do it.

00:55:02.540 I think you can just do it.

00:55:04.540 Yeah.

00:55:06.160 Huh.

00:55:07.020 Would you try it?

00:55:10.240 Maybe.

00:55:10.700 I tried keto for like,

00:55:12.160 I guess almost a month.

00:55:13.460 Mm-hmm.

00:55:15.320 It kind of makes you smell bad though,

00:55:16.680 doesn't it?

00:55:17.760 Which one?

00:55:19.240 Keto.

00:55:21.100 Yeah.

00:55:21.540 There's a little dose of your own medicine there.

00:55:28.200 The sunshine continues to do its thing.

00:55:31.920 Man,

00:55:32.580 it just,

00:55:33.100 every,

00:55:33.460 every day, 1.00

00:55:34.340 that damn air ornament 1.00

00:55:36.120 is up there just leaving its headlights on. 0.99

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01:00:16.740 What else

01:00:19.300 has we got

01:00:19.840 going on,

01:00:20.540 dude?

01:00:20.720 He's famous.

01:00:21.160 Yeah,

01:00:21.300 he's the most famous.

01:00:22.020 He's like Morgan Wallen

01:00:22.920 almost.

01:00:23.700 Sheesh,

01:00:24.160 dude,

01:00:24.340 no one's like

01:00:24.800 Morgan Wallen,

01:00:25.440 bro.

01:00:26.280 His numbers

01:00:26.920 this week

01:00:27.320 are in,

01:00:28.220 I just saw it

01:00:28.820 on Instagram

01:00:29.780 before I came up here.

01:00:31.560 His album

01:00:32.700 did

01:00:34.720 412,

01:00:36.060 I can't remember,

01:00:37.260 472,000

01:00:38.860 streams.

01:00:39.840 Mm-hmm.

01:00:40.580 And I think

01:00:41.140 that like

01:00:41.540 the second highest

01:00:42.460 was like 70.

01:00:45.220 And they put together

01:00:46.520 like the next nine

01:00:47.640 together,

01:00:49.100 like the next nine

01:00:50.020 best from country artists

01:00:51.560 and they equaled

01:00:53.940 or less than

01:00:55.620 Morgan's.

01:00:56.680 Wow.

01:00:57.380 So it was like

01:00:57.860 70,

01:00:58.380 50,

01:00:58.780 50,

01:00:59.000 40,

01:00:59.480 30,

01:00:59.900 12.

01:01:01.200 And it was less.

01:01:03.340 Well,

01:01:03.440 he's like Elvis Presley,

01:01:04.520 man.

01:01:04.800 I don't think people realize.

01:01:05.660 I wonder,

01:01:06.180 will he be bigger

01:01:06.820 than Garth Brooks

01:01:07.940 was in his prime?

01:01:09.460 How big was

01:01:10.360 Garth Brooks,

01:01:11.020 you think?

01:01:13.660 I mean,

01:01:14.280 he was big.

01:01:16.400 You think he was

01:01:17.300 the biggest?

01:01:18.480 By far.

01:01:19.660 Brooks.

01:01:19.820 Because,

01:01:20.880 I think because Garth,

01:01:22.020 like adults

01:01:22.680 were listening to him

01:01:23.640 and they were playing him

01:01:25.040 like at all the school dance.

01:01:26.340 He was like,

01:01:27.460 you know,

01:01:27.720 he had that breadth

01:01:28.780 of the same thing

01:01:30.080 that Morgan does,

01:01:30.880 you know?

01:01:31.500 Top 50 songs

01:01:32.700 in the Apple thing

01:01:34.660 right now.

01:01:35.500 He has 36 of them.

01:01:37.040 No way.

01:01:38.920 And his album

01:01:39.580 has 36 songs.

01:01:40.960 Which also is

01:01:41.920 insane.

01:01:43.540 Yeah.

01:01:44.320 36 songs on album is

01:01:45.740 That's a lot.

01:01:47.140 That's more than one album.

01:01:48.080 Yeah, dude.

01:01:48.540 That's albums.

01:01:49.640 I mean,

01:01:49.960 look,

01:01:50.120 how many words

01:01:50.740 can you find that rhyme

01:01:51.460 with Silverado?

01:01:52.380 That's what I want to know.

01:01:56.360 But he mastered it, man.

01:01:58.340 It's good too, man.

01:01:59.420 It's like at first

01:02:00.100 you're like,

01:02:00.740 oh,

01:02:01.000 I don't know

01:02:01.380 if I'll love that song

01:02:02.540 and then three days later

01:02:04.180 you're like just

01:02:04.700 playing it on repeat.

01:02:06.020 I haven't took it off.

01:02:06.880 Last night

01:02:08.300 she let the liquor talk.

01:02:10.480 Wait,

01:02:10.760 do it in my trick voice.

01:02:13.460 Last night

01:02:14.400 she let the liquor talk.

01:02:17.680 Oh,

01:02:17.920 I think I saw

01:02:18.300 some goblers

01:02:18.940 over there.

01:02:20.460 Dude,

01:02:20.780 everybody's,

01:02:21.540 like even Chinese people

01:02:23.020 are listening.

01:02:23.680 That's what I said.

01:02:24.340 I said,

01:02:24.580 who's listening to this,

01:02:25.900 dude?

01:02:26.620 Who are 429,000 people?

01:02:29.260 Who is that?

01:02:30.820 Like,

01:02:31.540 who is listening

01:02:33.080 to Morgan Wall?

01:02:34.020 How are there

01:02:34.940 that many people

01:02:35.720 who even have access to,

01:02:37.460 like DE probably

01:02:38.220 would have liked them

01:02:38.740 but there's no way

01:02:39.400 he has access to

01:02:40.480 Spotify, dude.

01:02:43.700 Yeah,

01:02:44.040 he ain't getting

01:02:45.140 any Wi-Fi

01:02:45.820 out there, dude.

01:02:47.460 No, sir.

01:02:48.960 I mean,

01:02:49.180 he'll frisk you

01:02:49.840 for some news

01:02:50.540 right when you see him,

01:02:51.420 you know.

01:02:52.180 What did you guys

01:02:52.640 talk about?

01:02:53.040 You guys were in the car

01:02:53.580 for like 40 minutes.

01:02:55.100 Well, yeah,

01:02:55.560 when I went to

01:02:56.820 sat in the car

01:02:57.820 it was just me

01:03:00.880 and DE in there.

01:03:01.900 Wait,

01:03:02.140 describe what he looked like.

01:03:03.500 Just do like a,

01:03:04.380 if you had to describe him.

01:03:06.120 DE,

01:03:06.500 I would say

01:03:06.960 he's kind of a,

01:03:08.000 he probably 64,

01:03:10.420 60,

01:03:11.020 60 to 66.

01:03:13.660 Mm-hmm.

01:03:15.040 He's had a good bit

01:03:15.840 of sun on him.

01:03:16.500 The sun knows him.

01:03:17.520 Mm-hmm.

01:03:18.140 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:03:18.760 The sun is fucking, 1.00

01:03:20.560 the sun knows him 1.00

01:03:21.520 and he knows the sun.

01:03:22.860 What do you think

01:03:23.220 he wears?

01:03:24.000 We saw him in camo

01:03:24.840 but like what do you

01:03:25.320 think he would wear

01:03:25.940 if he was gonna go out

01:03:26.960 for like a,

01:03:27.820 a steak or something?

01:03:30.540 Steel camo?

01:03:31.740 Yeah.

01:03:32.780 No doubt about it.

01:03:33.800 I mean,

01:03:34.040 how would you,

01:03:34.580 how would you like

01:03:35.000 describe his like smell?

01:03:36.220 Cause you were in the car

01:03:36.760 with him for a long time.

01:03:37.920 Oh,

01:03:38.080 I think he's clean.

01:03:39.560 He seemed clean.

01:03:40.560 He seemed put together.

01:03:42.980 He seemed,

01:03:45.260 what'd he say?

01:03:48.040 We were talking about

01:03:48.880 Adam and Eve

01:03:49.660 and,

01:03:52.380 uh,

01:03:53.980 that was it.

01:03:54.560 He's kind of a biblical man.

01:03:55.800 Dude,

01:03:55.960 he had a,

01:03:56.460 he,

01:03:56.640 he,

01:03:57.120 okay,

01:03:58.960 so we're in,

01:03:59.480 we're at the house.

01:04:00.540 I think you were outside.

01:04:02.000 Yeah.

01:04:02.440 And I was sitting inside

01:04:03.360 and everyone had been talking

01:04:04.500 and it was kind of a situation

01:04:05.460 where we were all moving around,

01:04:06.480 go inside,

01:04:07.120 outside,

01:04:07.580 take a break from the conversation,

01:04:09.400 go back out.

01:04:10.120 Mm-hmm.

01:04:10.480 Cause you know,

01:04:11.000 we're talking about some,

01:04:13.240 sometimes you walk away

01:04:14.380 and you come back.

01:04:15.040 It is what it is.

01:04:15.860 Mm-hmm.

01:04:16.080 And he walked in.

01:04:18.200 I think he had just dropped

01:04:19.180 this bomb on you guys

01:04:20.380 and he liked the reception.

01:04:21.580 He got outside.

01:04:22.180 So he came in.

01:04:23.140 He's like,

01:04:23.380 I gotta get out of there.

01:04:24.760 They're talking about,

01:04:25.680 they're talking,

01:04:26.080 they're going way too deep.

01:04:27.820 And I was like,

01:04:28.420 what,

01:04:28.640 what they're talking about?

01:04:29.180 And then he just dropped it

01:04:30.440 on me too.

01:04:31.140 But it was kind of a good point.

01:04:32.460 He was like,

01:04:33.440 all right,

01:04:34.760 so the Bible.

01:04:35.920 Mm-hmm.

01:04:36.400 He's like,

01:04:36.820 the Bible,

01:04:37.400 you got Adam?

01:04:38.220 Yep.

01:04:38.540 He did it to you too.

01:04:39.360 You got Eve.

01:04:40.140 Mm-hmm.

01:04:41.100 You got their two sons.

01:04:42.680 Mm-hmm.

01:04:43.940 Where'd all other people come from?

01:04:49.760 Big talk.

01:04:50.560 How do you get the Chinese? 0.99

01:04:52.060 How do you get Japanese? 0.70

01:04:54.100 Blacks? 0.99

01:04:55.780 Mexicans? 0.89

01:04:57.300 Other people?

01:04:58.980 That's what he asked.

01:05:00.100 And I was like,

01:05:00.820 and then I was like,

01:05:02.540 yeah,

01:05:03.560 wait,

01:05:03.960 how did that happen?

01:05:05.860 I looked up the biblical family tree

01:05:07.580 and it's,

01:05:07.980 it's,

01:05:08.960 uh,

01:05:09.980 Adam?

01:05:11.120 You got Adam.

01:05:12.220 Yeah.

01:05:12.540 You got Eve.

01:05:13.520 You got their three sons.

01:05:17.240 Where'd the other people come from?

01:05:18.840 Right.

01:05:20.320 Yeah,

01:05:20.720 where'd you get that next gobbler?

01:05:22.380 You know what I'm saying?

01:05:24.320 Riley,

01:05:24.780 Matt,

01:05:25.000 you might know,

01:05:25.580 Riley,

01:05:25.960 are you,

01:05:26.700 uh,

01:05:27.180 I'm going to put these on real quick.

01:05:30.040 Riley's a biblical man,

01:05:31.120 aren't you,

01:05:31.420 Riley?

01:05:32.020 I am.

01:05:33.200 Yeah,

01:05:33.380 and what do you know about that,

01:05:34.260 Riley?

01:05:34.780 Uh,

01:05:35.100 where'd they get the other people?

01:05:36.340 what other people?

01:05:45.340 Like us,

01:05:46.220 or?

01:05:47.840 Other people between now and the Bible,

01:05:49.720 like,

01:05:50.260 if Adam and Eve had two children,

01:05:52.640 they're both men.

01:05:53.880 Well,

01:05:54.160 they had three,

01:05:54.720 and one of them got murdered.

01:05:56.140 Yeah.

01:05:56.780 By the other one.

01:05:57.940 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:58.320 Damn, 1.00

01:05:58.940 that's pretty crazy. 0.99

01:06:02.440 So,

01:06:02.940 how did other people get created?

01:06:05.580 Uh,

01:06:06.140 I,

01:06:06.400 I don't know.

01:06:08.000 It,

01:06:08.260 it just happened.

01:06:09.740 Amen.

01:06:10.220 It's something I had never thought about.

01:06:11.580 Yeah.

01:06:12.100 Cause I was raised,

01:06:12.740 I mean,

01:06:12.920 I've come from a Christian household.

01:06:15.620 Just something I had never thought about that.

01:06:17.240 Yeah.

01:06:17.940 I never thought about it either,

01:06:18.960 man.

01:06:19.120 It's interesting.

01:06:19.840 How did they get all other people?

01:06:23.400 But,

01:06:23.960 we may not ever know.

01:06:26.000 But we're here.

01:06:28.880 But yeah,

01:06:29.440 it was interesting how many people love Morgan Wallen's music,

01:06:32.420 man.

01:06:33.640 They had,

01:06:34.260 yeah,

01:06:34.460 even like Chinese people are like, 0.98

01:06:35.820 you know,

01:06:36.400 last night,

01:06:37.740 we let the liquor talk.

01:06:40.200 Like,

01:06:40.780 everybody's listening to it.

01:06:44.560 Hey,

01:06:45.120 homie,

01:06:45.480 last night,

01:06:46.340 we let the liquor talk.

01:06:48.180 Everybody,

01:06:48.960 dude.

01:06:49.600 Like,

01:06:50.040 people you wouldn't even think,

01:06:51.380 man.

01:06:51.920 A guy is in a coma. 1.00

01:06:57.040 Everybody's fucking listening. 0.99

01:07:00.460 He's got the juice, 1.00

01:07:02.160 bro.

01:07:02.960 It does just.

01:07:05.140 You make good music.

01:07:06.680 Oh,

01:07:06.980 yeah.

01:07:07.320 He's got a great voice,

01:07:08.320 dude.

01:07:09.080 It's,

01:07:10.020 there's.

01:07:10.320 And what a hard album to follow.

01:07:13.020 Dangerous was the best album ever.

01:07:16.180 I think it was brave to come out and do an album immediately after that.

01:07:20.060 I would have quit,

01:07:20.600 I would have quit,

01:07:20.740 dude.

01:07:21.740 Yeah.

01:07:22.520 Or at least on 30,

01:07:23.940 30 songs.

01:07:24.840 Yeah.

01:07:25.600 You know,

01:07:26.020 like to come out after Dangerous,

01:07:28.280 had to follow that up with the pressure so high.

01:07:31.640 I know.

01:07:32.180 And then my first thought was like,

01:07:34.200 uh,

01:07:34.520 yeah,

01:07:34.840 well,

01:07:35.220 this kind of sounds like Dangerous.

01:07:36.680 And I was like,

01:07:37.680 Dangerous is the best album ever.

01:07:38.640 Yeah,

01:07:42.940 dude,

01:07:43.200 it's funny.

01:07:43.680 Cause even when I heard Dangerous,

01:07:44.820 I went over,

01:07:46.240 I went over with Morgan and his band,

01:07:48.120 they were playing it at somebody's,

01:07:50.120 one of his producers' houses.

01:07:51.300 They were playing it the first time I'd heard it.

01:07:54.000 And I was like,

01:07:54.920 I don't know.

01:07:55.900 Some of,

01:07:56.340 you know,

01:07:57.040 and then like a week later,

01:07:58.900 I was like, 0.99

01:07:59.180 it's the best shit ever. 1.00

01:08:00.440 You know, 1.00

01:08:00.940 it's funny how it just,

01:08:02.880 I don't know,

01:08:03.120 it's hard.

01:08:03.400 It takes you a little bit to get to know a song.

01:08:05.120 Dude,

01:08:05.260 I ever told you a story about Luke Combs?

01:08:07.480 Mm-mm.

01:08:08.200 I feel like I told you this before.

01:08:09.680 You might've.

01:08:11.560 Stop me if I've said this before.

01:08:12.960 Okay.

01:08:13.460 So,

01:08:14.360 whenever I was,

01:08:16.820 me and Luke went to high school together.

01:08:18.640 Okay.

01:08:19.020 He was an offensive lineman.

01:08:20.660 He was a senior when I was a freshman.

01:08:21.940 So I played on the varsity as a backup.

01:08:23.460 He was a backup quarterback.

01:08:24.460 And then he was a senior offensive lineman.

01:08:27.400 So he didn't play much.

01:08:29.940 And I didn't play at all.

01:08:32.060 And so we would sit and talk to each other on the sidelines.

01:08:34.280 Just kind of,

01:08:34.760 you know.

01:08:35.340 Oh,

01:08:35.520 I've seen you guys.

01:08:36.160 I haven't seen y'all,

01:08:37.180 but I've seen guys just like y'all on TV a lot.

01:08:39.740 It's like the guys who know they're not going in.

01:08:41.620 So they're getting really comfortable.

01:08:42.900 Yeah.

01:08:43.100 And they're really digging in their heels and having a good conversation.

01:08:45.860 Like,

01:08:46.000 that's what we were doing.

01:08:47.300 And so I always kind of was good friends with him,

01:08:48.920 as much as you could be from a freshman and a senior.

01:08:51.900 And so he goes on to App State.

01:08:54.060 And my dad died when I was really little.

01:08:55.980 So when I turned 21,

01:08:57.160 I was at Carolina.

01:08:57.960 I got a Social Security.

01:09:00.040 So I got like,

01:09:00.700 I think like,

01:09:01.520 I can't remember,

01:09:02.020 like $40,000 or $50,000.

01:09:03.760 And just kind of hit my bank account.

01:09:05.540 That gobbler. 0.94

01:09:06.380 Yeah,

01:09:06.600 I got that gobbler.

01:09:07.400 And I had never had any money ever.

01:09:09.560 And so I was just,

01:09:10.580 it was burning a hole in my pocket.

01:09:11.740 I was like,

01:09:11.940 I got to spend this immediately.

01:09:13.980 I was like,

01:09:14.180 I had to get rid of this money.

01:09:16.080 And so I hit up Luke.

01:09:18.840 I,

01:09:19.120 you know,

01:09:19.240 I was like,

01:09:19.620 what can I do this?

01:09:20.320 I want to like invest it.

01:09:21.180 You know,

01:09:21.400 you're 21. 1.00

01:09:21.940 You're like half a brain. 0.99

01:09:22.900 You're trying to figure out how to finance the rest of your life, 0.98

01:09:25.460 make some huge business move.

01:09:26.900 Ask a 21 year old.

01:09:28.960 You know,

01:09:29.220 I was like,

01:09:29.700 dude.

01:09:30.620 So I hit up Luke.

01:09:31.420 I was like,

01:09:31.740 and he's making all these videos.

01:09:32.800 He's singing at App State.

01:09:33.720 He's like on the local TV.

01:09:35.180 I remember seeing him on the local TV.

01:09:36.240 Was he doing well at that point?

01:09:37.820 He was just,

01:09:38.840 he wasn't doing anything besides he was singing at like the local bar.

01:09:42.540 And he had a Facebook.

01:09:43.920 That's when Facebook was big.

01:09:44.840 And he was posting his videos.

01:09:46.720 He had this incredible voice.

01:09:47.780 And I was like,

01:09:48.340 bro,

01:09:48.660 you are going to be,

01:09:50.400 you could be something.

01:09:51.480 Like you could,

01:09:52.160 you could be something.

01:09:53.880 And I hit him up.

01:09:54.260 I told him that.

01:09:55.860 And Chase Rice went to our high school too.

01:09:57.240 And he was already doing it.

01:09:58.340 So we kind of had that glimpse of,

01:10:00.420 kind of just had that glimpse of,

01:10:01.640 oh,

01:10:01.720 this could really happen for somebody.

01:10:03.080 Wow.

01:10:03.440 Because Chase had done it out of our,

01:10:05.020 out of our high school.

01:10:05.940 And so I told Luke and I was like,

01:10:07.960 man,

01:10:08.200 I would love to,

01:10:08.900 I got this money.

01:10:09.760 I'm trying to blow.

01:10:11.660 Basically.

01:10:12.840 And I was like,

01:10:13.540 I would really like to,

01:10:15.120 I would really like to like figure out a situation,

01:10:18.540 like to invest in you,

01:10:19.860 in your career,

01:10:21.500 dude.

01:10:21.880 Cause I think you're going to be like,

01:10:23.200 you could do something.

01:10:23.860 You just need some money.

01:10:25.040 And he's like,

01:10:25.940 for what?

01:10:27.960 But,

01:10:28.380 so anyways,

01:10:29.240 we're like trying to talk about it.

01:10:30.360 We're like,

01:10:30.560 how would it work?

01:10:31.120 And he's like,

01:10:31.400 well,

01:10:31.480 let me send you some songs I'm like working on.

01:10:33.560 And I have the email exchange still.

01:10:35.540 And he sends me like three songs.

01:10:38.780 And I,

01:10:39.360 I listened to him and I've got this like cocky 21 year old.

01:10:42.280 I'm not being cocky,

01:10:43.140 but you know,

01:10:43.420 you just think you know everything.

01:10:45.280 And I'm like,

01:10:46.460 oh,

01:10:46.740 well,

01:10:47.020 you know,

01:10:47.380 I don't know.

01:10:48.700 I sent him back some notes.

01:10:49.780 I was like,

01:10:50.220 I like this one,

01:10:51.320 but maybe we could do this.

01:10:53.560 And he could do this.

01:10:55.680 I'm financing it,

01:10:56.820 bro.

01:10:57.060 He does whatever I want him to do,

01:10:58.640 he did.

01:11:00.520 Anyway,

01:11:00.920 so he sent me three songs.

01:11:03.160 Long story short,

01:11:04.060 nothing ever happens with it.

01:11:04.840 Cause it's impossible to just give someone money.

01:11:08.400 And what am I going to get?

01:11:09.240 Like,

01:11:09.400 what if I got like 10% of his career earnings?

01:11:11.380 I wouldn't be here.

01:11:12.280 I know that.

01:11:13.340 But anyway,

01:11:14.360 so basically fell through the cracks.

01:11:16.240 And I was telling that story to somebody like a couple of years later.

01:11:19.140 I was like,

01:11:19.320 I'm gonna go back and find those emails.

01:11:21.160 Bro,

01:11:21.280 I went back.

01:11:21.820 And by the way,

01:11:22.200 my notes were like,

01:11:23.220 this song,

01:11:23.760 maybe not it.

01:11:24.340 This song is pretty good,

01:11:25.600 but maybe you could use a dip bubble. 1.00

01:11:27.020 Like an idiot. 1.00

01:11:27.720 Don't know anything about music. 1.00

01:11:28.640 Never played an instrument,

01:11:29.520 sang in my life.

01:11:30.800 And then,

01:11:31.220 uh, 1.00

01:11:32.120 he probably thought I was an asshole. 1.00

01:11:33.520 He didn't say that. 1.00

01:11:34.060 He probably was like, 1.00

01:11:34.520 this guy's a dipshit. 1.00

01:11:35.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:36.660 I go back.

01:11:37.360 Dude,

01:11:37.640 all three records were number ones.

01:11:39.860 Really?

01:11:40.460 It was like,

01:11:40.920 when it rains,

01:11:41.440 it pours.

01:11:42.200 It was like his first three number ones.

01:11:43.940 And he was just sent them to me.

01:11:44.760 I was like,

01:11:45.120 yeah,

01:11:46.440 but

01:11:46.680 Last night,

01:11:52.320 we let the legal talk.

01:11:54.600 Okay,

01:11:55.120 that's what I'm saying,

01:11:56.100 bro. 1.00

01:11:57.980 Everybody's listening to that shit. 1.00

01:12:01.020 So, 1.00

01:12:01.500 dude,

01:12:01.720 you're obviously not a good judge of music,

01:12:04.620 bro.

01:12:04.980 I got,

01:12:06.120 the older I get,

01:12:06.880 the more I have zero good qualities,

01:12:09.000 bro.

01:12:09.340 I have zero good qualities.

01:12:12.040 I'm like, 0.99

01:12:12.380 damn, 1.00

01:12:12.800 dude. 1.00

01:12:13.780 Can you imagine,

01:12:14.720 though,

01:12:14.780 if that would have worked,

01:12:15.400 if I could have figured out that business deal?

01:12:17.240 I was born with a beer in my head.

01:12:20.320 That's all I'm saying,

01:12:21.060 bro.

01:12:21.840 Everybody is listening

01:12:23.240 to Moria Mullen.

01:12:25.720 That's all I'm telling you,

01:12:26.940 bro.

01:12:28.120 Sheesh.

01:12:29.340 That's all I'm telling you,

01:12:30.720 man.

01:12:32.520 And I went to Morgan's show,

01:12:33.900 too,

01:12:34.160 in,

01:12:34.240 in Arlington,

01:12:35.200 you went.

01:12:35.460 In Arlington.

01:12:36.040 It was like,

01:12:36.420 I think it was one of his first stadium shows,

01:12:38.260 if not his first one.

01:12:40.300 And it was,

01:12:41.640 it was one of the best shows I've ever seen in my life.

01:12:43.320 So good.

01:12:44.040 Not to like gas it up more than we already have,

01:12:45.760 but like the show itself is like an amazing show.

01:12:48.620 I thought it was over like 25 times.

01:12:51.440 He literally finished,

01:12:53.160 he did like 10 encores.

01:12:55.240 It was four and a half hours.

01:12:56.860 Oh,

01:12:57.080 it's the longest show.

01:12:58.220 He was still there.

01:12:58.900 People went home,

01:13:00.520 he was still singing.

01:13:01.340 Yeah,

01:13:03.880 dude.

01:13:04.420 He was,

01:13:05.100 he's singing different voices,

01:13:06.580 dude.

01:13:06.800 By the end,

01:13:07.360 he's just up there like,

01:13:08.600 last night,

01:13:09.560 we let the league are told.

01:13:11.880 Okay.

01:13:13.340 That's all I'm saying,

01:13:14.380 bro.

01:13:14.540 He just,

01:13:15.340 he goes through it all.

01:13:17.020 It's a great show.

01:13:17.780 He's,

01:13:18.060 they're playing stadiums now.

01:13:19.640 They are in,

01:13:20.400 they just went to Australia last week.

01:13:22.440 And the coolest thing is,

01:13:23.820 it's him,

01:13:24.480 Hardy,

01:13:25.060 Ernest,

01:13:25.640 and I think Parker McCollum.

01:13:28.820 So,

01:13:29.560 my God,

01:13:30.700 dude.

01:13:31.620 That's so fun.

01:13:32.820 And I've been,

01:13:33.600 and.

01:13:33.760 All right,

01:13:34.020 how about this?

01:13:34.580 Marry, 1.00

01:13:34.980 fuck, 1.00

01:13:35.300 kill, 1.00

01:13:35.620 right? 1.00

01:13:36.100 Okay.

01:13:37.680 Those four guys. 0.80

01:13:39.700 Is this gay? 0.99

01:13:40.560 That's crazy. 0.99

01:13:41.620 First of all,

01:13:42.240 what we're doing with the last one,

01:13:44.420 I'm going to do that with McCollum.

01:13:46.920 Okay,

01:13:47.400 McCollum's out?

01:13:48.240 Yeah,

01:13:48.660 because I just,

01:13:49.540 I don't know him.

01:13:50.500 I don't know him.

01:13:51.040 Okay.

01:13:53.840 I would marry,

01:13:54.780 I would marry Ernest.

01:13:57.500 Oh,

01:13:57.960 yeah.

01:13:59.220 Because he's blonde? 0.93

01:14:00.940 I feel like he's funny.

01:14:02.280 I feel like he,

01:14:02.800 he might be like,

01:14:04.880 he'd be someone you'd be happy to be married to when you're old.

01:14:07.900 Right,

01:14:08.340 right,

01:14:08.600 right,

01:14:08.840 yeah.

01:14:09.240 You'd be able to laugh and stuff your whole lives together.

01:14:11.800 Yeah.

01:14:12.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:13.160 And then I would probably kill, 1.00

01:14:15.660 ooh. 1.00

01:14:16.760 I would probably, 1.00

01:14:17.360 I would probably kill Morgan. 1.00

01:14:19.780 Because you don't want to fuck him, 1.00

01:14:20.980 dude. 1.00

01:14:21.180 Like, 1.00

01:14:21.300 imagine how many people have fucked him. 0.99

01:14:22.980 That's true. 0.99

01:14:23.700 That's a good point.

01:14:24.780 That's crazy.

01:14:25.880 I'm not,

01:14:26.200 I'm not getting in that line.

01:14:27.480 Yeah,

01:14:27.680 that's true,

01:14:28.360 that's true.

01:14:29.040 Yeah,

01:14:29.260 I would get with Hardy for sure.

01:14:30.840 And then also,

01:14:31.560 Morgan's music has definitely put me on to Hardy,

01:14:34.720 who's another awesome artist.

01:14:36.840 Yeah.

01:14:37.160 Who I've been like,

01:14:37.840 just listening to his songs more than probably anything else recently.

01:14:42.520 Yeah,

01:14:42.940 I've been listening to,

01:14:43.940 I'll listen to a lot of,

01:14:46.340 those guys,

01:14:47.400 and even Florida Georgia Line were at my top five last year for,

01:14:50.780 that Spotify,

01:14:53.540 whatever,

01:14:53.960 that thing that comes out,

01:14:55.460 wrapped.

01:14:58.800 And then I went and saw this chick, 1.00

01:14:59.820 Jessie Murph,

01:15:00.440 have you heard of her?

01:15:01.420 Mm-hmm.

01:15:01.740 She's from Huntsville,

01:15:02.980 Alabama.

01:15:03.740 Dude,

01:15:03.940 we were at the show,

01:15:04.640 and we were at the show in Fort Worth,

01:15:08.420 or in Arlington.

01:15:09.720 And so I went to see Ernest back,

01:15:11.280 he's opened up for Morgan.

01:15:12.880 So I went to see the show,

01:15:14.100 go see him before this thing,

01:15:15.740 and he's smoking a joint on his bus.

01:15:17.900 He's got all his people,

01:15:18.540 they're all smoking joints on the bus.

01:15:20.240 He's like,

01:15:20.580 you want to smoke?

01:15:21.020 I was like,

01:15:21.320 okay,

01:15:22.060 smoke,

01:15:22.800 like took a puff of their weed or whatever.

01:15:25.220 And was literally just immediately like,

01:15:28.040 you know that feeling,

01:15:29.860 like you're,

01:15:30.440 I don't know if you've smoked weed before,

01:15:31.760 but you get,

01:15:32.960 you get to that,

01:15:34.420 like,

01:15:34.700 oh,

01:15:34.920 I'm,

01:15:35.420 I'm there.

01:15:36.180 Like I got there pretty fast.

01:15:37.700 And then we were kind of sitting on the bus,

01:15:39.000 we're all kind of looking at each other.

01:15:39.900 I could see in his eyes too.

01:15:41.100 We're like,

01:15:41.380 oh,

01:15:41.620 wow,

01:15:41.940 like we're there.

01:15:42.700 And then we walked off.

01:15:43.860 And I was like,

01:15:44.860 bro,

01:15:44.960 I don't know how I'm going to do this concert.

01:15:46.460 Like we got three hours of music.

01:15:48.100 I'm supposed to be out here talking to people.

01:15:49.480 And I'm kind of like,

01:15:51.060 and then.

01:15:51.660 That's what Ernest said?

01:15:52.740 That's how I was feeling after I walked off the bus.

01:15:54.360 Cause I was like,

01:15:54.600 I don't know how I'm going to do this concert.

01:15:55.700 And so I get to our seats and me and my friend are saying the same thing to each other.

01:15:59.640 We're like,

01:15:59.860 dude,

01:16:00.020 it's going to be a long night.

01:16:00.960 And then we see Ernest go up on stage and perform.

01:16:04.020 Like,

01:16:04.360 dude,

01:16:04.500 how is he doing that,

01:16:05.840 dude?

01:16:06.340 I can barely stand here and listen. 1.00

01:16:08.160 He's up there fucking singing. 1.00

01:16:11.320 He crushed, 1.00

01:16:12.240 dude.

01:16:12.840 Yeah,

01:16:13.160 dude.

01:16:13.540 That's a different type of cat.

01:16:15.500 Yeah.

01:16:15.700 I would marry him for sure.

01:16:18.140 He's a bad day for love,

01:16:20.680 but a good day for a fly.

01:16:23.420 Worked off.

01:16:25.420 That's all I'm saying,

01:16:26.540 bro.

01:16:27.980 Everybody loves their music,

01:16:29.680 dude.

01:16:31.900 Oh man.

01:16:32.940 Yeah,

01:16:33.260 bro.

01:16:33.780 Look,

01:16:34.280 it's an exciting year knowing that they're going to be out touring,

01:16:37.280 knowing that there's a possibility to go see them.

01:16:39.440 Cause it is fun.

01:16:40.500 I went and saw them at,

01:16:41.600 in Nashville and it was amazing.

01:16:45.600 It was amazing,

01:16:46.320 man.

01:16:48.160 Who was a tough guest to have on your show?

01:16:50.240 Who,

01:16:50.440 was there a guest you're like,

01:16:51.360 man,

01:16:51.560 this is just,

01:16:52.900 it was hectic kind of,

01:16:54.480 or it was tougher.

01:16:56.900 We never,

01:16:58.800 I would say almost without exception,

01:17:01.940 everyone's been pretty awesome.

01:17:04.440 Some of them are more business.

01:17:05.820 Like some of them are more like,

01:17:07.420 a lot of them are just hangs.

01:17:08.880 Like usually we get there,

01:17:11.700 whether they've seen the show or not,

01:17:13.320 you know,

01:17:13.580 we'll shoot it and they'll either have already seen it and they kind of know,

01:17:16.180 have a feel for who I am.

01:17:17.360 Yeah.

01:17:17.660 Or they like it.

01:17:19.180 They like,

01:17:19.520 they think it's funny and they think like it was a good experience.

01:17:22.460 And so we'll just end up hanging out.

01:17:24.160 Like we shot Michael Irvin during COVID and I'd never met Michael Irvin.

01:17:28.600 He didn't know us from Adam,

01:17:30.160 but we shot the video.

01:17:31.200 We all laughed so hard together.

01:17:33.020 We ended up just hanging out on a Friday night, 0.97

01:17:34.620 watching like shitty college football, 0.89

01:17:36.260 like for like an hour. 0.96

01:17:37.420 Yeah.

01:17:37.880 So that's kind of how they most are.

01:17:39.320 Some of them are more business.

01:17:40.360 Like some people just,

01:17:41.320 they're in and out,

01:17:41.940 which those are the ones that are kind of.

01:17:44.400 Right.

01:17:44.720 You don't get to know the person as much.

01:17:46.200 It's a good video,

01:17:47.080 but like for me,

01:17:47.660 I like the actual experience,

01:17:48.880 like getting to meet the people and hanging out with them.

01:17:50.460 So like I prefer those ones,

01:17:52.160 but like even Drake,

01:17:53.820 we like,

01:17:54.160 he,

01:17:54.440 he's like,

01:17:55.000 we guys,

01:17:55.420 we finished like 1030 at night and he was like,

01:17:57.400 what are you guys doing for dinner?

01:17:58.520 And we're in Toronto.

01:17:59.580 It's like a Tuesday night and there was nothing open.

01:18:02.200 It was only McDonald's.

01:18:02.860 We were actually planning on going to like have a celebration at McDonald's.

01:18:06.280 He's like,

01:18:06.720 oh no,

01:18:07.200 it's all,

01:18:07.820 I'll open a restaurant for you guys.

01:18:09.960 Or like whatever.

01:18:10.520 I'll keep,

01:18:11.160 I'll keep,

01:18:11.760 like I'll keep a restaurant open for you guys.

01:18:13.920 He like called some restaurant.

01:18:14.800 We show up,

01:18:15.180 it's already closed.

01:18:15.980 And they're just like,

01:18:17.740 wow.

01:18:18.740 Like Drake shack.

01:18:19.880 It says,

01:18:20.460 Drake shack when you get there on the side.

01:18:22.600 Yeah.

01:18:22.740 He was the man.

01:18:23.460 And,

01:18:23.700 uh,

01:18:24.180 what about Stephen A.

01:18:25.320 Smith?

01:18:25.580 What was that like?

01:18:26.360 He was hilarious.

01:18:27.040 He was,

01:18:27.300 he was kind of in and out,

01:18:28.220 but he was,

01:18:28.980 he was doing like a press tour.

01:18:30.080 He went on every show.

01:18:31.380 Oh,

01:18:31.740 he did.

01:18:32.040 He went on like every show that's ever happened.

01:18:34.600 He was on like doing like local newspapers.

01:18:36.420 He was like promoting his book.

01:18:37.900 He was on like the women's shows, 1.00

01:18:39.580 daytime talk.

01:18:40.440 He was like in a sitcom series.

01:18:42.820 He was,

01:18:43.640 he did my show,

01:18:44.560 part of my take.

01:18:45.420 So he was running through the gauntlet,

01:18:47.620 but he enjoyed it.

01:18:48.620 People just like doing stuff.

01:18:50.200 It's not the everyday cookie cutter,

01:18:51.900 I think.

01:18:52.440 Oh,

01:18:52.640 for sure.

01:18:53.140 I think it's one thing that's interesting,

01:18:54.180 even just about like new media and stuff is that the shows are different.

01:18:57.320 That's what was so cool about hot ones.

01:18:58.740 I think when it first popped off,

01:19:00.160 you know,

01:19:00.900 um,

01:19:01.680 is that it was just a different way of having an interview.

01:19:05.360 It was something interesting.

01:19:06.080 And he's so good at interviewing too.

01:19:07.660 Sean Evans.

01:19:08.400 Sean Evans.

01:19:08.820 Oh,

01:19:08.840 Sean Evans.

01:19:09.220 Yeah.

01:19:09.420 He's so good at interviewing.

01:19:10.580 He's a master.

01:19:11.400 He is like a very much like a sensei,

01:19:13.440 you know?

01:19:14.160 Have you met him?

01:19:14.980 Yeah.

01:19:15.820 I feel like he might be the best in it.

01:19:17.920 Like just in terms of just interviewing somebody and getting in a researching,

01:19:22.240 delivering his research and turning it into,

01:19:25.120 it's not just about like,

01:19:26.000 I know this extra stuff about you.

01:19:27.340 It's like he takes what he's learned and forms the audience of like what some

01:19:32.140 background stuff you didn't know.

01:19:33.160 And then weaves into an interesting question that the guest enjoys answering.

01:19:37.520 Cause that's what makes it a good show is like people like to be on his show.

01:19:40.940 I think,

01:19:41.160 Oh,

01:19:41.220 you've done his show.

01:19:42.120 Yeah.

01:19:42.300 People like to do the show because it's like,

01:19:43.980 he gives them interesting things for them to talk about and think about.

01:19:47.440 Yeah.

01:19:47.620 It was cool.

01:19:48.060 It was,

01:19:48.680 it was like,

01:19:49.140 Oh,

01:19:49.380 this is fun.

01:19:49.980 I'm enjoying kind of thinking about my own life here.

01:19:52.160 Yeah.

01:19:52.640 I think he's the best.

01:19:53.840 Who is some,

01:19:54.960 um,

01:19:55.680 what are some upcoming guests?

01:19:57.080 Cause I know you guys do it by kind of seasons here.

01:19:59.060 So what are some upcoming,

01:20:00.240 like,

01:20:00.540 would you get Biden or Trump on you think?

01:20:03.160 I would,

01:20:03.780 I think they would be hilarious and equally,

01:20:06.640 equally the funniest episodes of all time.

01:20:08.660 Yeah.

01:20:10.120 And I would do it if Biden would do it and Trump would do it and run them like

01:20:15.260 what?

01:20:15.480 Back to back weeks.

01:20:16.220 So no one's like,

01:20:17.280 you know,

01:20:17.800 you live or whatever,

01:20:19.160 you know,

01:20:19.420 whatever it is.

01:20:19.840 Taking a political side.

01:20:20.840 I don't want it to be political at all.

01:20:22.220 And that's the problem though,

01:20:23.120 is like,

01:20:23.600 I know so many people,

01:20:24.740 Dave has said this,

01:20:25.580 Dave Portnoy who I work for at Barstool.

01:20:28.900 Um,

01:20:29.220 I think other people have said it like,

01:20:30.600 I know it happened to Elon Musk.

01:20:32.640 It's happened to Joe Rogan.

01:20:34.240 It's happened to,

01:20:35.220 uh,

01:20:36.440 the dude from Nelk Boys.

01:20:37.540 Steve will do it.

01:20:38.320 Like you just watch people kind of get involved with something that could even

01:20:42.600 be construed as political.

01:20:44.820 And then all of a sudden,

01:20:46.200 dude,

01:20:46.460 you get,

01:20:47.200 you got canceled.

01:20:48.380 Like not canceled in terms of like the fake canceled,

01:20:50.460 but you've got like newspaper articles being written about how you're a

01:20:53.240 terrible guy.

01:20:53.940 They're digging up dirt from your past.

01:20:56.020 They're talking to every person who doesn't like you ever.

01:20:59.600 Like they're,

01:21:00.200 it just,

01:21:01.120 it's happened to all those guys.

01:21:02.780 Like you really,

01:21:03.500 is it really worth it for that funny moment to like have your whole life dug up?

01:21:07.660 Right.

01:21:08.260 And especially if it,

01:21:09.220 it seemed like if you go after a concert,

01:21:10.620 if you have conservative people on,

01:21:12.020 then it's definitely more likely to happen probably.

01:21:14.360 Yeah,

01:21:14.700 for sure.

01:21:15.200 You know,

01:21:15.620 for sure.

01:21:15.980 Which is crazy,

01:21:16.920 but yeah,

01:21:18.340 that just kind of is what it is.

01:21:19.640 Would you do it?

01:21:21.000 If you want that smoke.

01:21:22.280 I mean,

01:21:22.440 I've thought about,

01:21:23.140 I mean,

01:21:23.360 I've gotten all like,

01:21:25.720 we were thinking about trying to have Tucker Carlson on,

01:21:28.260 you know?

01:21:28.940 And so I think like,

01:21:30.180 I don't know a lot about him,

01:21:32.300 you know,

01:21:32.920 but so I'd maybe like to get to know more about him as a person,

01:21:35.300 you know?

01:21:36.300 So.

01:21:37.180 I'll say this.

01:21:37.800 My,

01:21:38.040 my grandma,

01:21:40.880 she watched Fox News every night,

01:21:43.060 like religiously.

01:21:44.220 And what happened to her?

01:21:44.940 She passed away? 1.00

01:21:45.980 She passed away.

01:21:46.620 She got diagnosed with Alzheimer's.

01:21:49.380 And when she got diagnosed with Alzheimer's,

01:21:52.380 Tucker was doing a lot of stuff with Barstool at the time,

01:21:54.540 with Dave.

01:21:55.140 Dave was going on his show a lot.

01:21:56.360 And so I knew people at Barstool knew him.

01:21:57.580 I never met him.

01:21:58.300 I still have never met him.

01:21:59.620 But I said,

01:22:00.620 I would really like to do something nice for my grandma right now.

01:22:03.820 So I asked our booking people,

01:22:05.020 do you think there's any way Tucker Carlson could like,

01:22:07.840 I know it's a crazy ask.

01:22:09.340 He's probably busy and whatever,

01:22:10.620 but like worth asking,

01:22:12.160 would he like make a video for my grandma?

01:22:14.040 Oh.

01:22:14.760 And he made this video and sent to me,

01:22:16.560 it was like a two minute video,

01:22:18.460 just being so nice.

01:22:20.220 She didn't remember it at all.

01:22:21.420 I don't think she even knew who he was.

01:22:24.260 But like,

01:22:24.800 just the fact he did it,

01:22:25.680 it's like,

01:22:25.940 you know,

01:22:26.180 there are people too,

01:22:26.960 you know,

01:22:27.200 it's like,

01:22:27.500 I know people hate him or whatever,

01:22:29.360 but.

01:22:29.700 Oh,

01:22:30.080 last night.

01:22:31.860 Did you watch?

01:22:32.680 I let the liquor talk.

01:22:36.820 That was your grandmother. 0.66

01:22:37.780 Sorry.

01:22:38.300 She told me to tell you that.

01:22:42.660 No.

01:22:46.340 But,

01:22:46.820 um,

01:22:47.500 yeah,

01:22:47.780 anyways,

01:22:48.160 just,

01:22:48.460 just like,

01:22:48.980 uh,

01:22:49.260 for people who hate Tucker,

01:22:50.480 I don't know him,

01:22:51.560 but don't watch his show.

01:22:53.400 Um,

01:22:54.220 and I've seen it and I,

01:22:55.500 I don't watch it on purpose.

01:22:57.200 Okay.

01:22:57.940 But,

01:22:58.420 um,

01:22:59.060 but it,

01:22:59.820 you know,

01:23:00.560 nice guy or he did something nice.

01:23:02.260 He at one point,

01:23:02.940 he at one point did something really nice for me and my family.

01:23:05.640 Yeah.

01:23:06.060 I mean,

01:23:06.300 I just,

01:23:06.760 yeah,

01:23:06.900 I think sometimes I just think like,

01:23:08.240 I don't know enough about politics to get it where,

01:23:12.260 if I'd want to get that deep of someone who's that on one side of it,

01:23:16.440 you know,

01:23:16.780 but well,

01:23:17.440 that's what I do.

01:23:17.880 That's what happened to Dave.

01:23:18.700 He interviewed Trump.

01:23:20.420 And then they started coming up from the sex tapes came out.

01:23:22.800 That's when you saw all the sex tapes.

01:23:24.380 That's when the New York times writes the article.

01:23:25.880 That's when business insider writes the article.

01:23:27.400 That's whenever he starts like,

01:23:28.680 and it hurts his business.

01:23:30.060 And like,

01:23:30.980 you can say like,

01:23:31.680 Dave,

01:23:31.880 I really don't think he cares about people's opinions.

01:23:33.840 Yeah.

01:23:34.000 I don't think he cares.

01:23:35.340 But it hurts the business.

01:23:37.040 It's not good.

01:23:38.420 And it hurts your relationships.

01:23:40.720 You know,

01:23:41.040 he has a good girlfriend and he's got all this crazy stuff coming out.

01:23:44.000 Yeah.

01:23:44.540 So it's just maybe not worth it.

01:23:45.960 But to answer your question,

01:23:46.740 I think it'd be hilarious.

01:23:49.200 Yeah.

01:23:49.640 It'd be interesting,

01:23:50.460 man.

01:23:50.780 Yeah.

01:23:50.940 I think it would just be interesting to get to know who that person is.

01:23:54.660 You know,

01:23:55.360 the kind of,

01:23:55.780 the good thing is I don't know that much about politics.

01:23:57.780 I have some of my own thoughts and feelings,

01:23:59.220 but I don't get into like a lot of listening to a lot of the,

01:24:05.140 like the,

01:24:06.880 the points of it.

01:24:08.640 And,

01:24:08.740 you know,

01:24:09.080 right.

01:24:09.480 I just have my own thoughts and feelings about what I think about,

01:24:12.080 you know,

01:24:13.080 I guess living and being in a country and being human in the world.

01:24:18.060 Riley,

01:24:18.440 what are some different Morgan Wallen songs?

01:24:19.820 Pull up the top 10 right now.

01:24:21.680 Pull up the top country 50 right now.

01:24:24.420 Pull up the top 50.

01:24:25.680 I mean,

01:24:26.020 the,

01:24:26.380 you can do country,

01:24:27.100 but like,

01:24:27.380 he's all the whole,

01:24:28.740 everything 50.

01:24:29.580 Really?

01:24:30.480 So when I was doing,

01:24:31.360 so I have Morgan on my show streaming.

01:24:33.360 Yeah.

01:24:34.000 When I had Morgan on my show,

01:24:34.920 they sent me like a,

01:24:35.880 like a press release,

01:24:36.860 which I didn't use because my questions don't like go off that,

01:24:40.300 but I like read it over.

01:24:42.520 His last album was the number one,

01:24:45.740 most longest.

01:24:47.960 There's a longest at a number one of any album ever or something similar to

01:24:52.740 that.

01:24:53.200 Number two was Adele.

01:24:56.140 And number three was Bruce Springsteen.

01:24:57.980 And Morgan Wallen was a full longer than him.

01:25:03.140 Yeah.

01:25:04.020 He's El, 0.96

01:25:04.640 I mean,

01:25:04.940 he's the Elvis Presley right now.

01:25:09.120 I'm excited to hear Luke's new album too.

01:25:11.140 Yeah.

01:25:11.800 Cause he is,

01:25:12.420 he is,

01:25:12.960 I think that's,

01:25:13.600 I think if,

01:25:14.120 if Wallen's one A,

01:25:16.840 I think he's one B.

01:25:19.000 Oh,

01:25:19.320 Bailey Zimmerman's going to be on that tour with him as well.

01:25:23.180 Oh,

01:25:23.640 there you go right there last night.

01:25:24.840 Thinking about me.

01:25:26.240 Thought you should know.

01:25:27.980 Yeah.

01:25:31.400 I wonder who else would be a unique guest for you to have on.

01:25:35.720 Maybe that guy that killed those, 0.68

01:25:37.560 like a murderer or somebody.

01:25:39.040 Yeah.

01:25:39.540 You think you could get a murderer?

01:25:40.440 Ray Lewis?

01:25:42.040 Uh,

01:25:42.960 maybe BTK,

01:25:44.280 one of those guys or something.

01:25:46.040 I would take,

01:25:47.600 Jameis Winston would be my number one.

01:25:49.340 I actually want Beetlejuice the most.

01:25:51.400 Dude,

01:25:51.880 how great is Beetlejuice?

01:25:53.460 He would be my number one.

01:25:54.920 And I've been trying to get him.

01:25:56.700 What happened?

01:25:58.200 Well,

01:25:58.440 he,

01:25:58.700 apparently he like lives in Georgia and he just is in Georgia.

01:26:02.260 Like if you go down there,

01:26:02.980 you can see him.

01:26:03.980 Like he's in a town.

01:26:04.940 He like goes to the store.

01:26:05.960 People know where he's at,

01:26:07.660 but he's,

01:26:08.480 yeah, 1.00

01:26:08.980 I'll beat the fuck out of him. 1.00

01:26:10.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:11.480 Dude,

01:26:11.700 they would ask about anything.

01:26:12.900 You're like,

01:26:13.200 Hey,

01:26:13.340 your grandfather's dying. 1.00

01:26:14.360 Like I'll fuck him up. 1.00

01:26:17.700 Beetlejuice don't give a damn, 1.00

01:26:19.060 dude. 0.97

01:26:19.840 They're like,

01:26:20.360 Hey,

01:26:20.520 what do you think about Mike Tyson? 1.00

01:26:21.800 I'll fuck Mike Tyson. 1.00

01:26:23.120 I'll fuck him up. 1.00

01:26:24.200 I'll fuck him up right now. 1.00

01:26:26.020 You don't give a fuck, 1.00

01:26:27.320 dude. 1.00

01:26:28.860 They're like Beetlejuice. 1.00

01:26:30.160 We heard that Beetlejuice was talking shit to you. 1.00

01:26:32.520 Like I'll fuck Beetlejuice. 1.00

01:26:33.880 I'll fuck that guy up. 1.00

01:26:35.300 I'll fuck him up. 1.00

01:26:36.500 Fuck him. 1.00

01:26:37.020 He's my number one by far. 1.00

01:26:41.500 Get us some Beetlejuice clips.

01:26:42.920 Get on the,

01:26:43.660 get on the YouTube.

01:26:45.020 This is going to be,

01:26:45.600 this is going to be a rabbit hole for us.

01:26:51.660 And Jameis,

01:26:52.600 Jameis Winston is my number one NFL player.

01:26:55.180 What happened?

01:26:55.840 Let's talk about what happened with Jameis Winston while Riley Mal's looking this up.

01:26:58.980 What happened to Jameis Winston last year in the NFL?

01:27:01.360 He didn't play.

01:27:02.260 I don't think.

01:27:02.940 There must be some bigger reason.

01:27:05.040 And this isn't talked about why he didn't play over Andy Dalton.

01:27:08.300 Why he played two weeks and then didn't.

01:27:11.120 I mean,

01:27:11.460 they never put him back in.

01:27:13.660 What do you think?

01:27:15.140 Something must have occurred because there's,

01:27:17.840 there's no,

01:27:18.500 Andy Dalton is mid,

01:27:19.680 right?

01:27:20.780 Yes.

01:27:21.340 He's,

01:27:21.560 ask any Cincinnati fan.

01:27:23.080 He was there for nine years.

01:27:25.000 It was mid the whole way.

01:27:26.460 Right.

01:27:26.980 How do you get a,

01:27:28.520 there's no way you don't try Jameis Winston at some point.

01:27:32.540 But I mean,

01:27:33.060 do you feel like,

01:27:33.560 I mean,

01:27:33.880 just in there,

01:27:34.480 do you feel like they had seen Jameis and they're like,

01:27:36.380 this is,

01:27:36.640 we kind of know we're going to get,

01:27:38.700 but I mean,

01:27:39.400 I don't think a lot of saints fans are like over the top about Jameis.

01:27:43.000 Oh,

01:27:43.120 I think tons of saints fans were like,

01:27:44.860 why would you not put,

01:27:46.980 take at least a,

01:27:48.560 he's at least going to be higher or low.

01:27:51.640 It's like,

01:27:52.200 he's going to be exciting.

01:27:53.720 Right.

01:27:54.160 It was the most boring,

01:27:55.540 mundane,

01:27:56.720 safe bet season ever.

01:27:58.300 Something else must have happened.

01:27:59.880 There was no reason at some point.

01:28:01.420 I don't know.

01:28:01.740 It could be like a contract thing.

01:28:02.840 It could have been like,

01:28:03.600 he's going to be up for a renewal.

01:28:05.580 Maybe they wanted to keep him.

01:28:07.040 I don't know.

01:28:07.800 Maybe they talked to him.

01:28:08.880 Maybe he's like,

01:28:09.500 look,

01:28:10.020 I'm out of here after this year.

01:28:11.520 You're,

01:28:11.760 you guys are moving on.

01:28:13.180 Yeah.

01:28:13.400 Let's just keep me.

01:28:14.300 I don't,

01:28:14.660 I don't know.

01:28:15.460 He's like,

01:28:15.860 I don't want to play.

01:28:17.520 Could have been it.

01:28:18.280 Don't play me.

01:28:19.120 Right.

01:28:20.380 I don't want to do it.

01:28:21.420 Yeah.

01:28:22.820 No.

01:28:23.680 Thought you should know.

01:28:25.100 Quit it.

01:28:26.280 I don't want to play.

01:28:28.220 Sorry.

01:28:30.520 Thought you should know.

01:28:32.840 Dude,

01:28:33.120 but being back up quarterback,

01:28:34.220 best job in the world.

01:28:35.240 Oh,

01:28:35.440 so good,

01:28:36.060 man.

01:28:36.880 Pick up a few mil,

01:28:37.860 just sit there.

01:28:38.880 Everyone loves you.

01:28:40.180 People love you.

01:28:40.740 Shoulders hurt a little bit,

01:28:41.680 probably from what shoulder pads on the sideline.

01:28:44.280 Oh,

01:28:44.680 I thought you meant from keeping your hopes,

01:28:46.080 from holding your hopes up.

01:28:47.220 Holding your hopes.

01:28:47.920 I think you just get rid of those things. 0.99

01:28:50.020 Just get that cash shit there. 1.00

01:28:52.520 Never get hurt. 1.00

01:28:53.480 Don't take any hits.

01:28:54.640 Don't have to really practice that hard.

01:28:57.840 Yeah.

01:28:59.380 What do we got?

01:29:00.220 Beetlejuice right here.

01:29:03.140 Oh,

01:29:03.700 oh,

01:29:04.020 Beetlejuice the movie,

01:29:05.180 Riley.

01:29:05.400 Maybe,

01:29:08.680 yeah,

01:29:08.920 maybe,

01:29:09.320 Beetlejuice Howard Stern,

01:29:10.400 maybe,

01:29:10.800 would be a good,

01:29:11.740 but how do you not know what we're looking for right here?

01:29:18.760 Dude,

01:29:18.960 Riley said he could do 150 push-ups right now.

01:29:21.740 Well,

01:29:22.060 I'm not,

01:29:23.060 he's never mastered, 0.52

01:29:23.840 but he's never ejaculated in his life. 0.52

01:29:25.680 Yeah, 0.97

01:29:25.880 probably could do more than that,

01:29:26.860 then,

01:29:27.000 huh?

01:29:27.140 Yeah,

01:29:27.340 I could do 2,000.

01:29:30.200 Riley,

01:29:30.600 what do we got going on?

01:29:31.500 What's in the news over there,

01:29:32.580 Riley?

01:29:32.800 Oh,

01:29:33.720 San Francisco reparations,

01:29:38.380 $5 million.

01:29:40.680 What is this article?

01:29:41.700 Go down to the document,

01:29:43.000 Riley.

01:29:43.360 Let's zoom in a little.

01:29:46.600 Payments of $5 million to every eligible black adult,

01:29:50.000 the elimination of personal debt and tax burdens guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97,000 for 250 years,

01:29:57.080 and homes in San Francisco for just a dollar a family.

01:29:59.940 These are some of the recommendations made by a city appointed reparations committee tasked with the thorny question,

01:30:08.720 what would it take to atone for centuries of U.S. slavery?

01:30:11.520 Dude,

01:30:11.760 I would,

01:30:12.040 then I would do,

01:30:12.720 but I'd do blackface in a heartbeat and move to San Francisco. 0.97

01:30:16.360 Wait, 0.75

01:30:16.740 so is this a,

01:30:17.500 this is someone that said,

01:30:19.140 uh,

01:30:20.380 this is someone who said,

01:30:21.340 what would it take to basically make up for slavery?

01:30:23.840 Yeah.

01:30:23.980 Or this is someone that said that we should do this?

01:30:25.520 They want to do this in San Francisco.

01:30:26.820 They want to give $5 million to every eligible.

01:30:28.720 They weren't even any slaves in San Francisco.

01:30:31.200 That's a great point.

01:30:32.920 They don't even do it.

01:30:36.280 Dude, 1.00

01:30:36.780 that's a fucking creep. 1.00

01:30:38.060 San Francisco literally means no slaves. 1.00

01:30:41.460 Yeah,

01:30:41.960 it means without Francisco,

01:30:44.020 dude.

01:30:45.820 They're acting up.

01:30:47.400 Wow.

01:30:48.280 That's true,

01:30:48.980 man.

01:30:49.200 I think it's a good idea.

01:30:50.080 Yeah.

01:30:50.700 I see where they're coming from.

01:30:52.100 Oh yeah.

01:30:52.480 I get the understanding,

01:30:53.800 but it's like,

01:30:54.360 yeah,

01:30:54.620 I think,

01:30:55.220 dude,

01:30:55.380 you're going to have a lot of people die in their skin and moving over

01:30:58.460 there.

01:30:59.020 Okay.

01:30:59.460 Yeah.

01:31:02.920 Bro,

01:31:03.440 I would definitely,

01:31:05.000 dog,

01:31:05.400 you're going to have,

01:31:06.000 I'm putting tannins in.

01:31:07.320 I'm doing everything,

01:31:08.580 bro.

01:31:09.880 I'm taking collagen blockers,

01:31:11.900 whatever I got to do,

01:31:13.020 bro.

01:31:13.140 I'm drinking ink. 0.99

01:31:14.400 I'm fucking getting in, 1.00

01:31:16.400 dog. 0.99

01:31:17.240 Dude, 0.93

01:31:17.640 I would do slavery. 0.64

01:31:18.640 I would be a slave, 0.98

01:31:20.820 dude,

01:31:21.060 for a year or something.

01:31:22.160 Oh,

01:31:22.520 bro,

01:31:22.860 sign me up,

01:31:23.760 dog. 0.99

01:31:24.060 I would fucking, 1.00

01:31:24.780 yeah, 0.99

01:31:25.100 I'd move to Florida and work for somebody,

01:31:27.360 dude.

01:31:27.880 Yeah,

01:31:28.560 I would do some time,

01:31:29.820 bro,

01:31:30.020 to get in.

01:31:31.240 This,

01:31:31.600 it was the $97,000,

01:31:33.560 $5 million.

01:31:34.560 How many dollars is it,

01:31:35.500 dude,

01:31:35.640 forever?

01:31:36.200 For 250 years,

01:31:37.380 I'm not even going to be alive.

01:31:38.720 Bro,

01:31:39.040 it sounds like Beetlejuice answered the question.

01:31:41.340 $3 million,

01:31:42.620 $97,001,

01:31:44.800 $1 per family.

01:31:46.440 Everybody gets it for two,

01:31:47.240 you get it for 250,

01:31:48.500 250 years. 1.00

01:31:50.960 Damn, 1.00

01:31:51.380 bro, 0.99

01:31:51.520 it's going to be interesting.

01:31:52.760 Do you think,

01:31:53.720 though,

01:31:53.980 that after the 250 years,

01:31:55.520 families would be like,

01:31:56.180 okay,

01:31:56.600 they're just going to,

01:31:57.260 how easily after that are they just going to be like,

01:31:59.220 all right,

01:31:59.540 cool,

01:31:59.820 we're cool with not getting that money?

01:32:01.180 No,

01:32:01.680 people would want to continue to get that money.

01:32:03.520 I think they would do it and then be like,

01:32:04.860 I don't know,

01:32:05.460 you know,

01:32:05.740 that we could probably,

01:32:07.620 I don't know,

01:32:08.140 but I'm over it yet.

01:32:10.180 Right.

01:32:11.600 Hey,

01:32:11.960 we need another 10 years,

01:32:13.560 bro.

01:32:13.700 Let me,

01:32:14.380 let me really digest what's been happening.

01:32:16.860 In 250 years,

01:32:17.920 there's not going to be a planet.

01:32:20.960 See,

01:32:21.400 maybe they know that and now they're trying to,

01:32:23.760 that's probably what's happening.

01:32:24.840 Dude,

01:32:25.020 $97,000,

01:32:26.100 250 years from now is going to be like a Coke.

01:32:31.340 What if you got to keep it,

01:32:32.480 but it was like the lottery.

01:32:33.360 You didn't get it until you serve your 250.

01:32:36.400 Oh,

01:32:37.880 yeah.

01:32:39.560 Yeah.

01:32:39.940 You just,

01:32:40.360 it keeps building up in an account somewhere.

01:32:42.580 I don't know if this,

01:32:43.620 I mean,

01:32:44.760 look,

01:32:45.100 I don't know.

01:32:47.020 I don't know.

01:32:49.620 But yeah,

01:32:50.120 I think you can't,

01:32:51.000 how are you,

01:32:51.480 how do you know if somebody was part of slavery or not,

01:32:55.860 or if their family was?

01:32:59.940 San Francisco?

01:33:01.600 Yeah.

01:33:02.480 They weren't.

01:33:04.200 That's true.

01:33:06.080 Yeah,

01:33:06.480 that's true.

01:33:07.000 Yeah.

01:33:07.240 I think you got them.

01:33:08.160 Yeah.

01:33:08.320 You got to come east a little bit.

01:33:09.680 Maybe at least Tucson.

01:33:12.260 Like what?

01:33:13.920 I respect,

01:33:14.980 ultimate respect.

01:33:16.520 What else we got Riley in the news?

01:33:20.460 Tarpon Springs,

01:33:21.440 man.

01:33:21.740 This is around by you,

01:33:22.540 isn't it?

01:33:23.200 Probably.

01:33:24.260 Arrested for placing camera inside men's restroom at We Spy Coffee and more.

01:33:29.400 We Spy Coffee and more.

01:33:31.580 Yeah.

01:33:31.800 And Tarpon Springs arrested.

01:33:33.460 Tarpon Springs arrested.

01:33:34.400 31 year old spy.

01:33:36.860 Listen to his name.

01:33:37.820 Spy Ryden. 1.00

01:33:39.420 So if he's fucking. 1.00

01:33:40.740 Dude, 1.00

01:33:40.980 what do they want him to do?

01:33:42.080 His name is Spy Ryden at the spy store.

01:33:44.540 What exactly do you think this guy's going to do?

01:33:47.160 Yeah,

01:33:49.300 dude.

01:33:49.440 It's a spy store.

01:33:52.380 We Spy Coffee.

01:33:53.500 What do they do at the place?

01:33:54.760 Riley,

01:33:55.080 come on,

01:33:55.480 get us into the stuff.

01:33:57.860 Placed his phone in the bathroom under the sink to record.

01:34:00.720 Man,

01:34:01.100 he found attractive.

01:34:01.980 Oh, 0.97

01:34:02.240 he was gay. 0.89

01:34:03.920 The defendant advised. 0.93

01:34:05.240 Imagine you walk into the bathroom and this dude walks in.

01:34:08.140 He's like,

01:34:08.320 sorry,

01:34:08.540 sorry.

01:34:08.760 Picks up his phone.

01:34:09.800 He's like,

01:34:10.280 nah,

01:34:10.560 dude,

01:34:10.780 you ain't cutting it.

01:34:12.420 Not to me.

01:34:13.280 Yeah,

01:34:13.480 yeah,

01:34:13.680 dude.

01:34:14.160 I ain't filming this beat,

01:34:15.520 dude.

01:34:16.240 You wash your hands walking.

01:34:17.300 He puts it back and walks out behind you.

01:34:20.860 What else we got?

01:34:21.720 This doesn't do it for me,

01:34:22.700 Riley.

01:34:22.980 Wait,

01:34:23.120 can we do one thing,

01:34:23.780 Riley?

01:34:23.900 Can you just type in We Spy Coffee and More and let's just get a look at the place?

01:34:27.460 Yeah,

01:34:27.560 that's a good call.

01:34:29.760 And I just want to,

01:34:30.280 yeah,

01:34:30.600 we'll just see what the more is maybe.

01:34:32.620 Yeah,

01:34:32.940 what is it?

01:34:33.420 Go click on the business over there on the right,

01:34:35.080 Riley.

01:34:37.780 Florida Spons,

01:34:38.860 Coffee at We Spy Coffee and More,

01:34:40.080 employee arrested over spying.

01:34:43.100 Hey,

01:34:43.480 look.

01:34:45.160 Okay.

01:34:46.240 You can't get upset if you go to a place called We Spy Coffee and More 1.00

01:34:51.160 as somebody spies on you in that bitch. 1.00

01:34:55.300 That was a setup. 1.00

01:34:56.320 They got his ass. 1.00

01:34:57.220 That's a frame job, 1.00

01:34:58.460 dude.

01:34:58.780 Hey,

01:34:59.060 they got a gobbler over there.

01:35:05.520 Thought you should know.

01:35:07.040 I thought you should know,

01:35:08.460 dude.

01:35:09.960 All right,

01:35:10.360 let's get it.

01:35:10.800 What else we got,

01:35:11.520 Riley?

01:35:12.780 What you got?

01:35:13.400 What's going on with you,

01:35:14.140 Riley?

01:35:14.400 We haven't checked in with you in a while.

01:35:15.660 Riley and Mal,

01:35:16.380 if you guys have ever met each other,

01:35:17.420 Caleb and Riley.

01:35:17.860 This is my first time meeting him.

01:35:18.820 So the first thing that we said to each other was,

01:35:20.380 hey,

01:35:22.900 and then he said,

01:35:25.120 well,

01:35:25.320 you were gone.

01:35:25.860 He said that he took a lot of pre-workout.

01:35:28.560 So he's on pre-work,

01:35:29.600 right?

01:35:30.000 Pre-workout right now.

01:35:31.520 And he could probably push out 150.

01:35:33.960 I said,

01:35:34.300 there's no way that's true,

01:35:35.260 but I didn't know a thing about not ejaculating ever,

01:35:37.700 which I don't believe.

01:35:39.920 And I'm not saying he's a liar,

01:35:41.160 but I just don't believe it.

01:35:42.240 Sounds like you're saying that he's a liar.

01:35:44.700 Dude,

01:35:44.880 one time I was in,

01:35:45.740 one of the things we did early in my career,

01:35:47.580 I had so many ideas.

01:35:49.360 Yeah,

01:35:49.480 like what happened?

01:35:50.760 One of my interns at the time,

01:35:53.120 he was an intern at Barstool,

01:35:54.040 it wasn't necessarily mine,

01:35:54.980 but he was a young fellow at Barstool.

01:35:57.760 We saw how long he could go without coming.

01:36:01.520 And so basically the rules were no sex, 0.99

01:36:03.640 no masturbation, 0.95

01:36:05.500 no doing anything that mentally would excite you to that point. 0.97

01:36:09.100 You basically just have to live your life as a earnest and faithful man.

01:36:14.920 And we'll see how long you go before you just come.

01:36:18.500 And he went 21 days.

01:36:20.220 Wow.

01:36:20.760 In his sleep.

01:36:21.860 So your body comes all the time.

01:36:23.960 Is that true,

01:36:24.660 Riley?

01:36:25.880 Yeah,

01:36:26.240 Riley,

01:36:26.500 give us an update.

01:36:27.000 You and I haven't checked in in a while either.

01:36:28.580 Riley,

01:36:28.820 give us an update.

01:36:29.520 And I hate to just get right into your sexual nature,

01:36:32.120 but when the last we checked, 0.97

01:36:33.560 you'd never ejaculated.

01:36:34.760 Is that honestly what you're saying?

01:36:36.820 That is true.

01:36:37.860 And where are you at now with it?

01:36:39.720 Still haven't.

01:36:40.960 But Riley,

01:36:41.760 and if Theo's not going to do it,

01:36:43.780 I definitely don't want to do it because we just met.

01:36:45.500 I'm not coming him or whatever.

01:36:49.220 Insane.

01:36:49.680 And I'm not trying to come him either.

01:36:51.020 Okay.

01:36:51.280 I don't want to come him either,

01:36:52.160 but have you ever woke up,

01:36:54.480 like you woke up and then you had done it in your dreams or something like that?

01:36:58.880 No.

01:36:59.440 No,

01:36:59.680 not that I could think of.

01:37:01.660 What do you mean that you could think of?

01:37:02.980 Have you ever woken up and it seemed like somebody had,

01:37:07.060 you know,

01:37:08.560 shot a scene of Ghostbusters in your pants?

01:37:12.320 Uh,

01:37:12.740 no,

01:37:13.620 not really.

01:37:14.640 See,

01:37:14.880 that's,

01:37:15.140 and I find it tough sometimes to believe him,

01:37:17.020 but.

01:37:17.440 That's what you did out there at that hunting trip.

01:37:19.440 Wake up.

01:37:20.160 You look down at him and say,

01:37:21.040 ah, 1.00

01:37:21.580 damn. 1.00

01:37:23.760 Thought you said no. 1.00

01:37:26.520 Oh, 1.00

01:37:27.000 damn, 1.00

01:37:27.220 somebody shot a gobbler. 1.00

01:37:31.760 Dude,

01:37:32.240 we got to get a,

01:37:32.820 we got to get like a,

01:37:34.100 a turkey sound and just drop it in every,

01:37:36.780 like throughout the episode.

01:37:38.220 Okay.

01:37:38.340 It was in dead moments where there's no sound.

01:37:45.320 Riley,

01:37:45.620 what's the most,

01:37:46.260 so how's the date and life been for you?

01:37:48.700 What's been going on,

01:37:49.580 buddy?

01:37:50.600 Uh,

01:37:51.000 I've been getting out there more and more,

01:37:52.820 but,

01:37:53.080 uh,

01:37:53.500 still,

01:37:54.320 still single.

01:37:55.860 And he's not going to burst or nothing until he's,

01:37:58.960 uh,

01:37:59.600 wedded in wedlock as part of his,

01:38:01.700 um,

01:38:03.440 religious affiliation.

01:38:04.500 Is that right,

01:38:04.940 bud?

01:38:05.280 That's correct.

01:38:06.220 Man.

01:38:06.860 So do you like,

01:38:07.600 I mean,

01:38:07.920 do you,

01:38:08.520 that's a,

01:38:09.020 and that's part of like,

01:38:09.820 if you're doing Christianity,

01:38:10.860 you're probably Muslim,

01:38:12.060 like main,

01:38:13.200 the main religions.

01:38:14.480 I feel like that's part of it.

01:38:16.540 So do you feel like,

01:38:18.140 do you,

01:38:18.340 does it make you nervous,

01:38:19.280 Riley,

01:38:19.540 to be like,

01:38:21.300 to just think about,

01:38:23.640 just that you might do it and get married and then get nervous that like it will go,

01:38:27.800 just not go how you want it to,

01:38:29.360 or like,

01:38:29.580 how do you want it,

01:38:30.200 how do you want it to go the first time?

01:38:31.980 Yeah.

01:38:32.700 I mean,

01:38:33.300 I feel like it's gonna,

01:38:36.320 you know,

01:38:37.080 you know,

01:38:37.320 I'm going to be nervous and,

01:38:38.960 you know,

01:38:39.460 nothing's,

01:38:40.220 you know.

01:38:40.520 Yeah.

01:38:41.180 And what,

01:38:41.620 sorry,

01:38:41.840 go on.

01:38:42.320 I mean,

01:38:42.740 it might not be as,

01:38:44.300 you know,

01:38:44.540 what I hope,

01:38:45.860 but you know,

01:38:46.400 we'll see.

01:38:46.840 It may.

01:38:47.580 How much do you think is in there?

01:38:50.000 In him?

01:38:51.200 That's a long time.

01:38:52.000 How old are you?

01:38:52.980 24.

01:38:54.020 Yeah.

01:38:54.460 That's how long,

01:38:54.980 how much do you think is in there?

01:38:55.940 Can you feel it?

01:38:57.180 Oh,

01:38:57.500 at least one of those like medium ice cream cup things.

01:39:00.420 Uh,

01:39:01.220 no,

01:39:01.540 I don't feel it.

01:39:03.600 Do you,

01:39:04.100 okay,

01:39:04.760 nevermind.

01:39:05.080 I'm not going to say,

01:39:06.020 we don't know each other.

01:39:07.480 But you can ask,

01:39:08.080 he's very open about it.

01:39:09.080 And we've discussed it over the years is that he's waiting for God.

01:39:12.380 Do you ever just pray that God touches you in your sleep or anything like that?

01:39:15.740 I don't.

01:39:19.920 Do you feel like you're,

01:39:20.820 do you feel like you are carrying the extra?

01:39:22.820 Like,

01:39:23.180 do you feel like your body has stopped?

01:39:25.580 Your body is like tuned into what you're doing.

01:39:27.800 And it's like,

01:39:28.540 all right,

01:39:28.780 let's just shut down the production of this stuff.

01:39:31.540 for now until we got a wife or do you feel like it's still making it?

01:39:36.000 And if so,

01:39:36.620 where do you think your body's holding it? 0.99

01:39:38.060 Like if you ran out of room in your testicles or wherever it is, 0.99

01:39:41.720 where do you think your, 0.99

01:39:42.520 your reservoirs are?

01:39:43.780 Um,

01:39:46.060 no,

01:39:46.460 I just,

01:39:46.960 you know,

01:39:47.300 I just don't think about it.

01:39:48.380 I don't really have any urges.

01:39:50.740 It never came across in my mind.

01:39:53.160 But in your mind,

01:39:54.360 what are you talking about?

01:39:55.080 Like surely you think about women and stuff.

01:39:57.040 Yeah.

01:39:57.380 Oh yeah.

01:39:57.960 All the time.

01:39:59.100 Okay.

01:39:59.780 So, 0.99

01:40:00.240 but then how do you prevent it from getting to that sexual space where you're thinking about pleasuring yourself or rubbing your body on the carpet until you ejaculate? 0.99

01:40:07.680 Uh, 0.99

01:40:08.320 it,

01:40:08.580 it just never gets to that point.

01:40:11.100 Do you think it's cause like you have good self control or do you think that you were just blessed with like a unperverted disposition?

01:40:18.880 So you're just,

01:40:20.180 you just got kind of lucked out basically.

01:40:24.000 Yeah.

01:40:24.300 I think it's a mixture of both.

01:40:27.700 That's the part I have trouble believing sometimes.

01:40:29.740 And I don't mean,

01:40:30.420 I'm not calling you out about it,

01:40:31.540 but I,

01:40:31.840 do you feel like dormant?

01:40:34.460 Do you feel like your wiener is dormant?

01:40:37.540 Yeah,

01:40:37.980 pretty much. 1.00

01:40:39.520 Damn, 1.00

01:40:40.060 that's fucking crazy. 1.00

01:40:43.660 I mean, 0.99

01:40:44.260 but how are you going to get,

01:40:45.640 I mean,

01:40:46.020 how are you going to take that into a married marriage? 0.96

01:40:49.840 Uh,

01:40:50.760 I,

01:40:51.120 I don't know.

01:40:51.980 It'll probably just,

01:40:52.860 you know,

01:40:53.420 happen when it happens.

01:40:54.720 Do you worry that when it does happen,

01:40:55.680 it will be too much?

01:40:56.980 Like you just held so much of it over the years that it will just be,

01:41:00.620 when it does come out,

01:41:01.360 it will be so much.

01:41:02.840 Yeah.

01:41:03.000 Like you're going to have to call the manager or whatever.

01:41:05.760 Oh,

01:41:06.120 probably.

01:41:06.640 But I mean,

01:41:07.380 that might be a good thing.

01:41:09.900 Jeez,

01:41:10.300 dude,

01:41:10.420 how many,

01:41:10.700 so how many kids do you think you're carrying in your body right now?

01:41:14.140 Oh,

01:41:14.320 geez,

01:41:14.580 maybe six.

01:41:17.500 Six?

01:41:18.000 I mean, 1.00

01:41:18.340 shit on me. 1.00

01:41:21.300 Damn, 1.00

01:41:21.840 dog. 1.00

01:41:22.800 You're like a dang semen mule. 1.00

01:41:26.000 Well, 1.00

01:41:26.420 that's crazy,

01:41:27.100 bud.

01:41:27.460 What else?

01:41:28.000 So have you any interesting dates recently,

01:41:30.120 Raleigh?

01:41:31.020 Uh,

01:41:31.480 kinda.

01:41:32.100 I,

01:41:32.460 I have a friend that's been,

01:41:33.480 uh,

01:41:33.680 getting me out there more,

01:41:34.960 uh,

01:41:35.400 meeting other girls at,

01:41:36.680 you know,

01:41:37.040 random places.

01:41:38.740 And if you had to describe these girls,

01:41:40.380 like what type of women, 1.00

01:41:41.400 like what ethnicity or something,

01:41:42.720 give me one word to describe them.

01:41:44.200 Uh,

01:41:44.760 mostly white,

01:41:46.020 uh,

01:41:46.520 very cute,

01:41:47.640 blonde brunette. 0.92

01:41:49.100 Doesn't matter.

01:41:50.360 Um,

01:41:51.260 yeah.

01:41:53.920 Okay.

01:41:54.520 Do you worry about meeting someone and like,

01:41:56.740 you meet the woman that you really,

01:41:58.560 like kind of woman of your dreams.

01:41:59.780 And then you think it's the one,

01:42:02.340 but then at the kind of last minute she pulls out like,

01:42:04.920 Hey,

01:42:05.720 I want to see if,

01:42:06.580 I want to see if this,

01:42:07.500 this volcano goes off,

01:42:10.140 you know,

01:42:10.720 I just want to test it for if it works.

01:42:12.920 Cause maybe she doesn't want to give me,

01:42:15.420 you know,

01:42:15.820 go into a lifelong commitment just to make sure that the,

01:42:19.800 yeah.

01:42:20.060 Say you meet some broad and she wants to come you up a little before you guys get hitched. 0.98

01:42:24.340 What,

01:42:24.780 what do you do?

01:42:25.360 What will you say?

01:42:27.080 Man,

01:42:27.480 I would,

01:42:28.200 I would probably,

01:42:29.320 uh,

01:42:29.400 can you do that or you can't?

01:42:32.340 I don't know.

01:42:33.180 I never really thought about that.

01:42:34.980 Well,

01:42:35.400 what do you mean?

01:42:35.960 It's like,

01:42:36.340 do you,

01:42:36.680 what are your rules?

01:42:37.520 Like,

01:42:37.720 can you do it or not?

01:42:40.420 You know,

01:42:41.040 like,

01:42:41.240 that's what I'm saying,

01:42:41.900 buddy.

01:42:42.080 I just,

01:42:42.520 you know,

01:42:43.400 you know what I'm asking him?

01:42:44.740 Yeah.

01:42:44.900 I think the rule probably is just,

01:42:46.520 no,

01:42:47.060 can't do it. 1.00

01:42:48.040 Damn. 1.00

01:42:52.560 Man. 1.00

01:42:53.120 Well,

01:42:53.880 it's amazing.

01:42:55.960 I can't, 0.76

01:42:56.380 I don't know anything that hasn't ejaculated in 24 years. 0.96

01:43:01.260 Except for him. 0.84

01:43:02.340 Well,

01:43:04.340 he has.

01:43:05.960 He has never.

01:43:06.700 He has.

01:43:07.940 You think he's lying?

01:43:08.860 Yeah.

01:43:09.060 Well,

01:43:09.240 it'd be harder to say that if he was in this room,

01:43:11.620 but since he's in the next room,

01:43:12.780 I can tell you he's lying.

01:43:14.100 Yeah.

01:43:14.600 That's true.

01:43:15.340 I don't want to say it to his face,

01:43:16.760 but he's lying.

01:43:17.620 And,

01:43:17.740 and Riley,

01:43:18.480 I don't mean that like that you've done it to yourself or anything like that,

01:43:21.400 but I do think it is,

01:43:22.740 it's science.

01:43:23.760 Yeah.

01:43:24.220 That your body will do it.

01:43:25.440 And that's what,

01:43:25.940 that was our experience.

01:43:27.060 Uh,

01:43:27.340 our experiment at Barstow was,

01:43:29.200 Will,

01:43:29.460 his name is Robbie.

01:43:30.100 We said,

01:43:30.960 when will Robbie's body do it itself?

01:43:34.720 Yeah.

01:43:34.960 When will it release itself?

01:43:36.360 If Robbie's not going to do it,

01:43:37.720 when will it release itself?

01:43:38.600 And it did.

01:43:38.880 It's 21 days.

01:43:39.760 Oh,

01:43:40.020 wow.

01:43:40.480 So I think it's around that.

01:43:41.560 I think it's,

01:43:41.940 I think you can carry,

01:43:42.940 carry it for about a month.

01:43:44.200 Mm.

01:43:44.400 Before it does it in your sleep.

01:43:46.640 Yeah.

01:43:47.720 I thought Kevin Gates says he does it all the time in his sleep.

01:43:50.120 Really?

01:43:50.540 Because he's, 0.99

01:43:50.880 he's a semen retender. 0.99

01:43:52.540 Oh yeah, 0.99

01:43:52.780 he's zimed out his edging or whatever.

01:43:54.320 Yeah.

01:43:54.640 So he said all the time,

01:43:55.580 he's just waking up,

01:43:56.320 just sticky,

01:43:57.340 sticky pants.

01:43:58.060 A lot of guys are doing that,

01:44:00.900 uh,

01:44:02.320 deficit,

01:44:03.420 deficus edging or whatever,

01:44:05.180 where you don't poop.

01:44:06.220 Poop.

01:44:06.600 Yeah.

01:44:07.180 Yeah.

01:44:07.820 And you just try to go as long as you can or whatever.

01:44:11.220 You know,

01:44:11.720 that's how Elvis Presley died.

01:44:13.000 And he was,

01:44:14.540 he'd retained so much,

01:44:15.680 uh, 0.72

01:44:16.020 defecate in his body. 0.98

01:44:17.400 Did you hear the thing about the plastics in our waters are making our taints smaller? 0.97

01:44:21.380 Mm.

01:44:21.780 Dude,

01:44:22.180 I was thinking about that the other day.

01:44:23.080 I was like,

01:44:23.440 do you think that, 0.99

01:44:25.640 because there's the area between our butts and our balls are getting smaller and smaller, 0.99

01:44:30.180 because I guess, 0.95

01:44:30.660 because there's plastic in our water.

01:44:33.000 That's all.

01:44:34.740 Even hearing yourself say that sounds really crazy.

01:44:38.160 But I was just thinking,

01:44:38.900 dude,

01:44:39.780 what if we could figure out a way to,

01:44:41.020 what if we could figure out a way to reverse it and,

01:44:44.980 and expand the taint and get it up here?

01:44:50.280 Yeah.

01:44:50.740 I love that,

01:44:51.400 bro. 0.99

01:44:51.500 You can tell how someone's health just by how tall their balls were. 0.99

01:44:57.400 Dude, 0.99

01:44:57.920 I thought about getting my balls completely taken off, 1.00

01:45:00.660 right? 1.00

01:45:01.120 Yeah. 0.99

01:45:01.380 So it's just all ween and no balls. 0.98

01:45:03.560 Imagine that, 0.99

01:45:04.460 dude.

01:45:04.740 I bet chicks would dig that if you're like, 1.00

01:45:09.820 hey, 0.99

01:45:09.960 it's all dick, 1.00

01:45:10.700 no nuts, 1.00

01:45:11.320 honey.

01:45:13.700 Can you imagine?

01:45:14.960 Looking at that?

01:45:15.940 Yeah,

01:45:16.220 but still,

01:45:17.120 I think it seemed so much more aerodynamic,

01:45:19.600 you know?

01:45:20.000 It would look so good.

01:45:22.000 Oh, 1.00

01:45:22.420 it'd be like a fucking, 1.00

01:45:23.440 it'd be like a, 0.99

01:45:24.220 like a Lamborghini down there,

01:45:26.580 you know?

01:45:27.400 But sometimes I feel like it's like a nice,

01:45:29.020 like,

01:45:29.320 little bed,

01:45:30.380 kind of like,

01:45:30.740 kind of like a hammock almost.

01:45:32.940 Yeah,

01:45:33.480 for your wiener.

01:45:34.080 For resting,

01:45:34.600 yeah,

01:45:34.860 it would just have no,

01:45:35.700 no friends,

01:45:36.540 no one to hang out with. 1.00

01:45:37.680 And your penis would end up, 1.00

01:45:39.040 not to be gross, 1.00

01:45:39.780 end up getting in, 0.99

01:45:40.720 touching your butt. 0.99

01:45:41.820 Oh, 0.99

01:45:42.280 that's a good point,

01:45:43.280 now you're talking,

01:45:44.100 yeah.

01:45:45.900 That's true,

01:45:46.460 you'd have a lot more propensity to maybe do self-gay-ing.

01:45:50.080 Dude, 0.98

01:45:50.500 you get out of the sauna,

01:45:51.300 you got your blood flowing all of a sudden,

01:45:53.000 you don't even know what's happening,

01:45:54.220 dude.

01:45:55.000 Some guy's in class, 1.00

01:45:56.100 he's just shoving his wiener into his butt for no reason, 1.00

01:45:58.900 just because he's bored. 0.99

01:46:01.000 Yeah.

01:46:02.120 Hey,

01:46:02.600 Randy,

01:46:03.120 what are you doing back there?

01:46:04.640 Like,

01:46:04.780 ah,

01:46:05.080 my bad,

01:46:05.660 my bad.

01:46:06.780 It's killing time.

01:46:09.620 They thought you should know.

01:46:12.840 What else we got,

01:46:13.820 Riley?

01:46:14.060 Any more news or what?

01:46:16.920 Oh,

01:46:17.340 we've got,

01:46:19.760 what about,

01:46:20.460 oh,

01:46:20.660 let's,

01:46:20.960 I want to get Glennie Balls to come on here sometime.

01:46:23.120 Yeah.

01:46:23.600 You know?

01:46:24.060 Yes.

01:46:24.500 And you said he's a very interesting man,

01:46:25.780 he's an Italian man.

01:46:27.160 Yeah,

01:46:27.300 he is actually.

01:46:28.360 And he has a new,

01:46:29.340 he has an only stand show,

01:46:30.900 right?

01:46:31.180 Yes.

01:46:32.080 And it is more about talking with only fans,

01:46:35.220 women. 0.81

01:46:36.180 Yeah.

01:46:36.720 Do you think he is going to end up in some type of,

01:46:40.160 um,

01:46:40.900 pornography,

01:46:41.480 or do you think it gets to that sort of a slope or?

01:46:44.700 That is the best case scenario.

01:46:47.340 Is that he ends up porning, 0.94

01:46:48.460 doing porn? 0.95

01:46:49.840 I just, 0.84

01:46:50.600 I mean,

01:46:51.820 I just don't know what he wants out of it.

01:46:55.040 Well, 0.63

01:46:55.480 sex probably. 0.83

01:46:56.220 I'm sure he's meeting a lot of women. 0.99

01:46:57.620 And they all want to bang him. 0.98

01:46:59.200 Mm-hmm. 0.77

01:46:59.620 And he says no.

01:47:00.860 Oh,

01:47:01.120 he's saying no.

01:47:01.820 He won't do it.

01:47:02.660 Because it probably is a conflict of work.

01:47:05.540 I guess it's a business thing.

01:47:06.900 Right.

01:47:07.340 He's got to stay professional.

01:47:08.800 It makes sense.

01:47:09.600 But now,

01:47:10.140 because he says no,

01:47:11.280 all the girls,

01:47:13.400 they have,

01:47:13.720 it's like a challenge.

01:47:14.660 It's like,

01:47:15.040 who can be the only fans model to take down Glenny Balls?

01:47:19.540 It's like an award.

01:47:22.460 It's like a gobbler.

01:47:23.720 Yeah.

01:47:29.380 Dude,

01:47:29.840 he's a horny guy.

01:47:31.080 Is he?

01:47:31.520 Yeah,

01:47:31.800 I love him.

01:47:32.380 God.

01:47:32.960 Dude,

01:47:33.200 okay,

01:47:33.800 this is a weird thought.

01:47:34.920 Yeah.

01:47:35.240 Do you feel like horny guys are more fun to be around, 1.00

01:47:39.560 even though you're not trying to fuck them? 0.99

01:47:41.460 That's a good question, 1.00

01:47:42.920 dude.

01:47:43.540 Sometimes I feel like being around horny guys is fun.

01:47:47.300 It's just like,

01:47:47.880 this guy's amped up right now,

01:47:49.540 dude. 0.99

01:47:49.780 This guy's fucking fired up, 0.99

01:47:51.140 dude. 0.99

01:47:51.520 It's like,

01:47:51.940 I'm bored,

01:47:52.460 but this guy,

01:47:52.980 he's got natural energy.

01:47:55.480 He's like,

01:47:56.380 yeah,

01:47:56.580 I don't know.

01:47:57.100 Yeah,

01:47:57.260 this guy's spruced up.

01:47:58.320 Well,

01:47:58.480 I'm not saying that's how I feel.

01:47:59.460 I'm just saying,

01:47:59.920 do you ever feel like that?

01:48:00.800 That's my luck.

01:48:03.020 What do you say to people who say,

01:48:05.240 what do you say to people who say,

01:48:06.220 it's fun to be around horny guys?

01:48:09.980 I don't know.

01:48:10.860 I don't think,

01:48:11.760 I will say this,

01:48:12.520 once guys get married,

01:48:14.200 they become,

01:48:15.120 there's less kind of like,

01:48:16.200 there's that energy is,

01:48:18.180 you know,

01:48:18.540 they're more excited,

01:48:20.000 I think,

01:48:20.160 about getting out and getting drunk and stuff,

01:48:22.180 but they don't have that same,

01:48:23.300 like,

01:48:23.540 they can't do sex anymore.

01:48:24.940 It's like a vitality,

01:48:25.900 like people have that natural energy,

01:48:27.480 it's kind of like,

01:48:28.220 yeah.

01:48:29.000 Oh,

01:48:29.280 it's definitely fun.

01:48:30.200 A lot of times,

01:48:30.880 though,

01:48:31.020 it's like,

01:48:31.660 like my buddy and I used to go eat sometimes,

01:48:33.400 and if there weren't any cute girls at the restaurant, 1.00

01:48:34.940 he'd be like,

01:48:35.300 let's leave and go to another restaurant. 0.65

01:48:38.340 Sometimes it's a little too much,

01:48:39.980 you know?

01:48:40.820 Yeah,

01:48:41.020 and then also you get like,

01:48:41.980 kind of how Michael Waddell has that like switch,

01:48:44.220 where he just,

01:48:45.160 we want,

01:48:45.600 we had a fun time turkey hunting,

01:48:47.100 both days,

01:48:48.060 but the second day,

01:48:49.140 after we've been out there four hours,

01:48:50.140 we're like,

01:48:50.360 all right,

01:48:50.520 let's go home and eat,

01:48:51.780 and he said,

01:48:52.160 all right, 0.97

01:48:52.420 I'm gonna stay here and kill a turkey. 0.96

01:48:54.620 You guys, 0.96

01:48:55.640 hey, 1.00

01:48:56.600 I'm gonna kill a turkey. 0.63

01:48:58.000 Sometimes you get that with guys too, 0.57

01:48:59.360 like,

01:48:59.620 okay,

01:49:00.080 but like,

01:49:00.400 I was serious about this the whole time.

01:49:01.620 It might be fun for you watching me get horned up,

01:49:03.680 but I'm serious.

01:49:05.840 Yeah,

01:49:06.200 it's like,

01:49:06.400 almost like Antonio Cromartie with having kids,

01:49:08.920 you know,

01:49:09.120 and other people are like,

01:49:10.160 hey man,

01:49:10.780 good game today,

01:49:11.560 we're gonna fly back on the team jet,

01:49:12.940 and he's like,

01:49:13.200 I'm gonna stay in town and have a kid.

01:49:19.140 What else is going on,

01:49:20.420 Caleb?

01:49:20.600 I don't know when we'll see each other again.

01:49:22.260 Dude,

01:49:22.500 we've seen each other enough.

01:49:23.660 Yeah,

01:49:23.920 you're right,

01:49:24.480 man.

01:49:24.880 Yeah,

01:49:25.200 you're right about that,

01:49:26.880 dude.

01:49:27.400 No,

01:49:27.720 you're coming to Florida.

01:49:28.860 Oh yeah,

01:49:29.120 that's true,

01:49:29.540 that's right,

01:49:29.840 I'll see you down there next week.

01:49:31.420 two weeks.

01:49:32.000 What'd you think about Florida?

01:49:33.520 I kind of want to,

01:49:34.420 I'm starting to think about a recruiting strategy

01:49:36.620 to get you out of Nashville,

01:49:37.860 down to Florida,

01:49:38.620 just because I like to make people do things

01:49:40.420 that I do in life.

01:49:42.300 Like,

01:49:42.600 whether it's,

01:49:43.060 I was recruiting people to Nashville,

01:49:44.360 I had,

01:49:44.760 my lease was about to be up in a month,

01:49:46.080 I was trying to get people to move here.

01:49:50.080 People get in town,

01:49:50.900 like,

01:49:51.040 where are you?

01:49:51.440 Like,

01:49:51.580 I moved.

01:49:53.020 Yeah.

01:49:54.660 Oh,

01:49:55.220 I really liked it,

01:49:56.240 man.

01:49:56.500 We were down near like Jupiter,

01:49:58.560 Boynton Beach,

01:49:59.460 kind of,

01:50:00.000 you know,

01:50:00.960 it's,

01:50:01.780 oh,

01:50:02.220 it's nice.

01:50:02.680 You go outside,

01:50:03.840 there's just,

01:50:04.640 there's a breeze,

01:50:06.360 the beach is right there.

01:50:08.280 You go out and you feel the Lord just licking at you.

01:50:11.660 And I don't think that happens,

01:50:13.360 you know,

01:50:14.560 Nashville is nice,

01:50:16.000 it just,

01:50:16.320 but it doesn't have that beach,

01:50:17.740 it doesn't have that,

01:50:18.540 it doesn't have that energy in the air

01:50:21.060 where it just feels like everybody's there for a good time.

01:50:24.860 Yeah.

01:50:25.060 That's one thing that happens in,

01:50:26.960 that's more at the beach.

01:50:29.060 And it feels a little bit healthier probably down there.

01:50:31.660 I think it's a lot healthier.

01:50:32.660 Yeah.

01:50:33.020 I mean,

01:50:33.360 a lot of stuff here is like,

01:50:34.860 you know,

01:50:35.100 people are drinking,

01:50:35.860 it's a big drinking culture,

01:50:37.560 golf.

01:50:40.220 So I think you have a lot of those things.

01:50:42.880 Dude,

01:50:43.120 there was a moment in my recruiting,

01:50:44.760 I was still early,

01:50:45.420 hadn't thought about my strategy,

01:50:46.440 but I was trying to tell you that people in Nashville are drinking too much

01:50:51.220 and you need to move to Florida.

01:50:54.620 And I ran the math in my head,

01:50:56.640 I was like,

01:50:56.960 well,

01:50:57.400 that might not be my best pitch.

01:51:00.760 Yeah,

01:51:01.120 dude,

01:51:01.320 people are,

01:51:02.100 most,

01:51:02.540 yeah,

01:51:02.820 Florida's like, 0.68

01:51:05.280 wow, 0.99

01:51:05.540 everyone's fucking hammered. 1.00

01:51:08.680 They've got suntans. 1.00

01:51:10.340 What did you say?

01:51:10.800 Your response was like,

01:51:12.320 yeah, 0.53

01:51:12.500 at least these guys are going to get cancer and die.

01:51:15.020 At least these guys are not going to live for it.

01:51:16.760 I don't remember what you said.

01:51:17.740 Yeah,

01:51:18.000 there's less cancer in Nashville.

01:51:22.080 Yeah,

01:51:22.440 I don't know what,

01:51:23.040 but it's definitely very peaceful.

01:51:24.860 It's nice.

01:51:26.500 What else?

01:51:27.080 I'm trying to think of being so general about it.

01:51:28.880 Oh,

01:51:29.140 it's,

01:51:29.380 I can't wait to go back at least and have another experience of this,

01:51:33.020 a relaxing experience.

01:51:34.980 You know,

01:51:35.580 another,

01:51:36.080 I think I'm gonna go for a few days before the,

01:51:39.680 that UFC in Miami.

01:51:43.120 This is what,

01:51:43.960 this is my best pitch so far that I've thought of that makes sense.

01:51:46.860 In Nashville,

01:51:47.640 because I lived here for six months,

01:51:48.580 so I know what it's like.

01:51:50.440 When you get to that point in the day,

01:51:52.380 maybe it's the afternoon,

01:51:53.800 you kind of already did your work,

01:51:55.200 or maybe you've got some more to do,

01:51:56.560 but you're kind of tired and you need to take a break.

01:51:58.020 Okay.

01:51:58.940 What are you doing at three o'clock in the afternoon in Nashville?

01:52:02.400 What are you going to do?

01:52:03.300 You want to take a break.

01:52:04.580 What are you doing?

01:52:07.920 I don't know.

01:52:08.600 Maybe go for a,

01:52:09.740 like go out to the lake over there and go run or something.

01:52:15.100 You're not doing anything.

01:52:15.920 You're not doing that,

01:52:16.980 dude.

01:52:17.100 You're not.

01:52:17.760 You're not doing that.

01:52:19.740 Dude,

01:52:20.100 you asked me today,

01:52:20.740 you're like,

01:52:21.340 Hey,

01:52:21.540 do you want to go on a run?

01:52:22.500 And then before the podcast,

01:52:24.000 I was like,

01:52:24.380 sure.

01:52:24.640 And then you're like,

01:52:25.400 yeah,

01:52:25.560 I don't really want to do that.

01:52:27.400 So let's just,

01:52:28.220 not do that.

01:52:32.540 I didn't want to do it either.

01:52:33.540 To be honest with you,

01:52:34.180 I was like,

01:52:34.500 I guess that sounds fun.

01:52:37.340 You're like,

01:52:37.900 no,

01:52:38.160 I don't.

01:52:39.080 Yeah.

01:52:39.640 That fell apart fast,

01:52:41.160 boy. 1.00

01:52:41.600 That shit fell apart fast, 1.00

01:52:43.340 dude. 1.00

01:52:44.040 Bro,

01:52:44.360 what do you think about this?

01:52:45.360 Do you think a lot of gay men go in the military just to meet other men and just pretend they want to fight?

01:52:52.100 Dude, 0.81

01:52:52.400 my massage therapist in Florida,

01:52:55.000 I just met her.

01:52:55.780 She works with all my friends who were like athletes and they like need massage therapists. 0.99

01:53:01.720 And I just started going just because I'm kind of bored.

01:53:04.140 Yeah.

01:53:04.700 And she was in the military and then her job, 0.96

01:53:07.940 next job out was fake prostitute. 1.00

01:53:10.780 Uh-uh. 0.99

01:53:11.720 So she,

01:53:12.320 she just was,

01:53:14.200 I don't know.

01:53:15.520 How far do you think you have to go with a guy if you're fake prostituting before you catch up,

01:53:22.080 like before you throw up the badge?

01:53:23.460 And do you think they believe you if you're butt naked in there?

01:53:26.720 Do you think,

01:53:27.160 and they don't have the badge to show you,

01:53:28.300 do you think they even believe you?

01:53:29.820 Uh,

01:53:30.460 well,

01:53:30.620 yeah.

01:53:30.720 What if you forget your badge at home that day?

01:53:32.760 Like, 1.00

01:53:33.140 fuck, 1.00

01:53:33.540 you're just fucking some dude. 1.00

01:53:34.980 You're like, 1.00

01:53:35.400 uh,

01:53:35.900 I'm,

01:53:36.200 you're under arrest.

01:53:40.020 Well,

01:53:40.360 dude, 0.98

01:53:40.660 we were fake prostitutes out of the turkey hunt. 0.98

01:53:43.520 This is exactly what we were. 0.98

01:53:45.760 Dude,

01:53:45.940 it was literally,

01:53:46.320 turkey hunting is literally like being just like a strip club or something like that.

01:53:49.460 And then the girl comes up to you and she's like,

01:53:51.200 hey,

01:53:51.340 you want to get this private room?

01:53:52.800 And you're like,

01:53:53.580 I don't know how much it's going to cost.

01:53:55.280 Like,

01:53:55.360 uh,

01:53:56.340 Oh,

01:53:56.580 it's cheap.

01:53:57.180 They talk you down.

01:53:58.060 You're like,

01:53:58.240 I don't really want to do it.

01:53:59.420 Honestly.

01:53:59.720 Like,

01:53:59.940 I'm not trying to do that.

01:54:00.960 It's not why I'm here.

01:54:01.640 And they talk you into it. 0.94

01:54:02.860 You get in there and they blow your brains out. 0.95

01:54:07.480 The second you walk in, 0.99

01:54:09.380 dude.

01:54:11.760 Yeah.

01:54:12.080 The second you walk in, 1.00

01:54:13.220 there's like seven other dudes standing there with erections and then they blow your fucking brains out. 1.00

01:54:21.700 Oh God. 1.00

01:54:22.800 Thought you should know.

01:54:26.920 It's just everybody starts singing.

01:54:29.120 Thought you should know. 0.94

01:54:30.520 And then they blow your brains out.

01:54:32.300 That's exactly what turkey hunting is,

01:54:34.280 dude. 1.00

01:54:34.680 You hide behind like some ferns and shit, 1.00

01:54:37.580 right? 1.00

01:54:38.760 It's like behind seven ferns without Zach Galifianakis,

01:54:42.260 right?

01:54:42.720 So you hide behind a bunch of ferns.

01:54:45.000 You make a bunch of sounds like,

01:54:46.480 Hey,

01:54:46.700 don't you want some of this cooter?

01:54:48.300 You just make sounds. 0.99

01:54:54.420 You like make sounds of like tits just beating against each other. 1.00

01:54:57.420 Just 0.99

01:54:57.620 random tits. 0.96

01:55:01.220 Sounds. 0.87

01:55:01.820 Then when somebody finally comes around the bush to see them,

01:55:05.560 a bunch of dudes stand up and be like,

01:55:07.340 thongies,

01:55:07.900 you should know. 1.00

01:55:08.820 And they fucking just blow your fucking brains out. 1.00

01:55:13.460 But it was fun, 1.00

01:55:16.220 man.

01:55:18.500 It was fun.

01:55:19.660 I think we've probably covered a lot,

01:55:21.080 huh?

01:55:21.480 I don't know.

01:55:22.780 I know.

01:55:23.540 Riley,

01:55:23.820 anything else you need to talk about?

01:55:25.100 What's on your mind?

01:55:28.700 Dude,

01:55:29.120 I'm sorry about what we said earlier.

01:55:30.520 I'm feeling bad about it.

01:55:31.420 I'm not.

01:55:31.920 Someone needs to figure out.

01:55:33.420 We've long wondered how much,

01:55:35.100 what is the reality of it?

01:55:36.380 And people say it a lot.

01:55:37.880 Is Riley really, 0.62

01:55:39.880 how real could this be that this man refuses to ejaculate in a very 0.95

01:55:43.620 ejaculatory world? 0.94

01:55:46.140 Yeah,

01:55:46.560 no,

01:55:46.820 it's,

01:55:47.060 it's 100% real.

01:55:49.280 Do you feel like your joints work better and stuff like that?

01:55:51.740 Like,

01:55:51.920 I just wonder where is it going?

01:55:55.420 Cause it's going somewhere.

01:55:56.460 Cause like you're a human body.

01:55:58.080 It's all backing up in you. 1.00

01:55:59.380 Like your whole body is full of semen. 0.82

01:56:01.380 How much food can you eat before you're full? 0.98

01:56:05.160 Uh,

01:56:05.920 a lot.

01:56:07.320 But do you fall and like cut your leg and it feels so good?

01:56:10.440 Like what's coming out of you?

01:56:12.360 That's what I wonder.

01:56:13.260 When you bleed,

01:56:14.080 like,

01:56:14.280 is it white?

01:56:17.480 Uh,

01:56:17.840 no,

01:56:18.220 it's red. 1.00

01:56:19.240 Damn. 1.00

01:56:19.940 Sheesh. 0.99

01:56:20.300 I feel like he's not giving us much information.

01:56:22.380 Do you?

01:56:23.140 I mean,

01:56:23.540 it's a sensitive thing to talk about.

01:56:24.620 I understand why he would not want to give us information,

01:56:26.720 particularly me,

01:56:27.580 since I don't know him,

01:56:28.500 but it is interesting because it sounds like it's,

01:56:31.120 he's lying.

01:56:32.760 Yeah.

01:56:33.100 And I'm sorry,

01:56:33.560 Riley.

01:56:33.760 Am I making you uncomfortable?

01:56:35.100 No,

01:56:35.380 no,

01:56:35.600 not at all.

01:56:36.320 Okay.

01:56:38.240 Would you tell Caleb the truth?

01:56:40.280 Yeah.

01:56:40.760 Yeah.

01:56:40.980 That,

01:56:41.320 that was 100% the truth.

01:56:42.760 Will you tell me the truth when after Theo leaves?

01:56:45.420 I will.

01:56:46.160 Okay.

01:56:46.440 Will it be the same truth you've already told him?

01:56:48.460 Yep.

01:56:51.960 I mean,

01:56:52.440 I don't know what else we have,

01:56:56.640 Caleb.

01:56:57.580 Dude,

01:56:57.860 no,

01:56:58.000 it's crazy.

01:56:58.540 It's like,

01:56:58.960 I don't know how long we've been going.

01:57:00.440 If you started Morgan Wallen's album before we started and you listened to our whole podcast,

01:57:06.180 it would still be going.

01:57:07.980 That's true.

01:57:08.700 That's how long it is.

01:57:09.620 It's just five hours long.

01:57:13.060 And you'd still be listening to number ones.

01:57:15.260 That's the crazy part.

01:57:16.300 We're like Morgan Wallen stands.

01:57:17.840 Are we stands for Morgan Wallen?

01:57:19.260 I love him.

01:57:20.140 Yeah.

01:57:21.440 I love his music.

01:57:22.660 He's a,

01:57:23.260 he's,

01:57:23.660 I've met him enough times.

01:57:25.080 I think he's a cool,

01:57:25.960 good guy.

01:57:27.060 He's really funny.

01:57:28.160 I don't know if people get to see that side of him very much. 0.99

01:57:31.300 And fuck bangers, 1.00

01:57:32.680 dude. 1.00

01:57:33.180 He just,

01:57:34.040 you know what I've been seeing a lot recently is like his clips of his like earlier life are starting to circulate.

01:57:38.760 Oh really?

01:57:39.480 When he,

01:57:39.800 he kind of looked like Keith Urban a little bit.

01:57:41.440 You seen that?

01:57:42.480 Um,

01:57:43.180 he had a different type of haircut.

01:57:44.580 Um,

01:57:46.160 yeah,

01:57:46.640 yeah.

01:57:46.780 There's a voice,

01:57:47.420 there's videos of him.

01:57:48.500 I know when he was like,

01:57:49.420 uh,

01:57:50.000 auditioning and stuff for different shows.

01:57:51.920 I wonder how he feels about that now because look,

01:57:54.520 I mean,

01:57:54.800 at the time he was probably really excited to be on the voice.

01:57:56.900 It's like a big opportunity.

01:57:57.820 Now I wonder if he looks back at it like I shouldn't have done that or if he thinks it would like help them.

01:58:04.020 Yeah,

01:58:04.380 that's a good question.

01:58:05.100 I think one thing we don't realize is all little things have a play in where we are,

01:58:09.660 whether we want to admit it or not.

01:58:11.740 Right.

01:58:11.980 Because they,

01:58:12.600 they affect how you also then want to do things.

01:58:15.500 Right.

01:58:15.860 It may have said him,

01:58:16.760 you know,

01:58:16.940 I don't want to,

01:58:17.480 you know,

01:58:18.200 I don't,

01:58:18.600 I want to do my own thing more.

01:58:20.000 I don't,

01:58:20.340 you know,

01:58:20.680 I like some of this,

01:58:21.800 but I don't like a lot of it.

01:58:23.020 If I would have never done that experiment on Robbie Fox with the coming,

01:58:26.740 I would,

01:58:27.460 I would not think he's lying.

01:58:29.820 Right.

01:58:30.280 But since I did that experiment in my life,

01:58:32.420 I know for a fact that he's coming at nighttime.

01:58:36.180 Or even worse or more,

01:58:39.360 more liar-ish during the day. 0.88

01:58:43.560 Right now.

01:58:44.480 I don't even know what he's doing right now.

01:58:45.820 I know,

01:58:46.320 dude.

01:58:47.080 Well,

01:58:47.220 he's all,

01:58:47.620 Riley's kind of a smaller in stature guy.

01:58:49.120 How tall are you,

01:58:49.660 Riley?

01:58:50.820 I am 5'4".

01:58:52.500 And so how much,

01:58:53.400 I mean,

01:58:54.020 he's like has fuller.

01:58:56.220 He's like this guy.

01:59:00.180 You don't,

01:59:00.920 yeah,

01:59:01.160 you got a lot in you,

01:59:02.160 man.

01:59:02.840 Oh God.

01:59:04.440 It'd be beautiful.

01:59:05.260 I just,

01:59:05.520 I think you,

01:59:07.700 men,

01:59:08.420 a lot of older gay men would pay to watch him come the first time. 0.93

01:59:11.900 Sad as that is.

01:59:12.440 It's kind of like Glennie Balls now with so many girls, 1.00

01:59:15.840 like since he's not,

01:59:17.240 and he's out and he's,

01:59:18.520 you know,

01:59:18.780 I don't want to spill his information,

01:59:20.400 but he's,

01:59:20.820 he's active in the community,

01:59:22.740 but not with these,

01:59:23.880 these type,

01:59:25.380 this group of women. 0.97

01:59:26.220 Right.

01:59:26.440 These OnlyFans women, 1.00

01:59:27.260 to my knowledge.

01:59:27.980 He could be lying as well about that.

01:59:30.780 But that's what he's saying.

01:59:31.800 Yeah.

01:59:32.060 So it's like a,

01:59:32.900 it's like a pride thing for these girls, 0.94

01:59:35.180 I think like they're going to,

01:59:36.200 the top,

01:59:36.580 they're going to see who can do it to Glennie Balls. 1.00

01:59:38.780 And I think the same could probably be said about a lot of your listeners,

01:59:41.900 male listeners with him.

01:59:44.800 Yeah.

01:59:45.640 Or female.

01:59:46.400 I mean,

01:59:46.540 I don't think it's,

01:59:47.240 but I think there's a lot of men out there that even the straight men that would probably

01:59:50.360 pay to watch him do it the first time.

01:59:53.080 I would pay,

01:59:53.600 I would pay,

01:59:54.040 I would pay to know how much it was just to know.

01:59:56.460 Someone just give me,

01:59:57.140 send me,

01:59:57.380 text me the number of inches or they filled up in like a water bottle.

02:00:01.700 Do you feel like,

02:00:02.260 you know,

02:00:02.480 you pee sometimes in the car and then you,

02:00:05.100 you're like,

02:00:05.560 I'm going to pee in this water bottle.

02:00:06.780 And then you feel it all the way to the top.

02:00:08.400 Like,

02:00:08.520 Oh,

02:00:08.660 I got,

02:00:08.880 I got to cut the stream off or something.

02:00:10.280 It's going to come out the top.

02:00:11.420 Yeah.

02:00:11.660 I got one or if it would be the same thing.

02:00:15.660 He's just got to kink the hose and get another water bottle.

02:00:18.400 Almost like when they're taking blood to do that thing and then grab the next one.

02:00:21.600 Yeah. 1.00

02:00:22.820 Damn. 1.00

02:00:23.260 How much you think you got in here, 1.00

02:00:24.520 Riley?

02:00:25.860 Uh,

02:00:26.220 probably a lot.

02:00:27.180 Oh, 0.99

02:00:27.560 damn, 1.00

02:00:28.180 bro. 1.00

02:00:28.640 Gross, 0.98

02:00:29.120 dude. 1.00

02:00:29.400 That's gay, 1.00

02:00:30.300 dog. 1.00

02:00:30.460 That's gay. 1.00

02:00:31.840 Now we could do this. 0.92

02:00:32.900 We could have a thing even for charity where we get people to be like,

02:00:35.920 guess a number.

02:00:37.760 Like how much little heck ounces or heck,

02:00:39.960 you know,

02:00:40.280 little mint,

02:00:41.120 you know,

02:00:41.980 kill ounces or whatever it is. 0.99

02:00:44.040 And whoever gets the closest, 0.99

02:00:45.340 but you can't do it for your own,

02:00:47.360 uh,

02:00:47.820 religious purposes.

02:00:48.680 You can't, 0.95

02:00:49.520 that's why you're not masturbating. 0.97

02:00:50.780 Is that right, 0.97

02:00:51.340 Riley?

02:00:51.840 Correct.

02:00:52.340 Okay.

02:00:53.000 This is a,

02:00:53.680 this is a question as old as time itself.

02:00:55.640 Sorry about this,

02:00:56.160 man.

02:00:56.720 Yeah.

02:00:56.940 And we're probably,

02:00:57.680 yeah,

02:00:57.900 this is insane.

02:00:59.100 The question is old as time itself.

02:01:01.580 It's the question usually is,

02:01:03.460 would you kill one person to save a million people? 0.98

02:01:09.320 You have to murder one person, 0.87

02:01:11.280 but you know that it saves a million people you'll never see. 0.95

02:01:15.420 But if you don't murder that person that's in the room with you,

02:01:18.340 those a million people,

02:01:19.540 although you might not see them,

02:01:21.400 they're going to pass away.

02:01:23.040 Would you fill up a water bottle to save those a million people?

02:01:29.300 I would probably not.

02:01:30.900 You would let them die? 0.55

02:01:31.700 I mean,

02:01:33.440 I don't want to,

02:01:33.960 I don't want to kill a man.

02:01:35.480 It would be a million of them and children and women.

02:01:39.500 Well,

02:01:39.860 that's not my problem.

02:01:40.620 I'm not killing them.

02:01:42.260 That's a good point,

02:01:43.340 dude.

02:01:43.560 Yeah. 0.97

02:01:44.220 He's just not masturbating. 0.91

02:01:45.780 That's his rules. 0.96

02:01:46.760 Facts.

02:01:47.100 My bad. 1.00

02:01:47.320 Damn, 1.00

02:01:47.440 he stands by his rules. 1.00

02:01:48.900 My bad.

02:01:49.160 That's good.

02:01:50.400 Oh,

02:01:50.740 Caleb Presley.

02:01:51.380 What else we got,

02:01:52.220 man?

02:01:52.560 Dude,

02:01:52.880 I don't know.

02:01:53.300 I do have to pee a little bit.

02:01:54.220 How long have we been going?

02:01:55.280 We go on a frow long,

02:01:56.100 like probably an hour and 45 minutes,

02:01:57.280 Riley?

02:01:59.080 Yeah,

02:01:59.440 a little.

02:02:00.120 Yeah,

02:02:00.420 pretty much.

02:02:01.000 Okay.

02:02:01.540 I think we can probably finish it up here.

02:02:03.360 I don't know if there's anything else we need to talk about.

02:02:06.220 I'm trying to think too,

02:02:06.940 if there's anything that we did that we could talk about.

02:02:09.060 Would you ever have like Will Smith on your show,

02:02:11.160 you think?

02:02:12.000 Will Smith?

02:02:14.760 You think I should?

02:02:15.860 I don't know.

02:02:17.180 I think about it kind of like,

02:02:18.680 there's some guys who,

02:02:20.120 not that don't like Will Smith,

02:02:21.600 but like,

02:02:22.880 would it fit?

02:02:23.620 It's not going to be a good episode.

02:02:24.800 Right.

02:02:26.060 Right.

02:02:27.040 Right.

02:02:27.420 You can't really go for like,

02:02:29.940 it doesn't really fit in like,

02:02:31.140 what is like publicity.

02:02:32.720 You got to have real,

02:02:33.620 you got to have people who are,

02:02:34.480 have real reactions and have like,

02:02:35.840 are real.

02:02:36.880 Some people have just been famous for way too long.

02:02:39.220 And they,

02:02:39.480 and they're too good at,

02:02:40.260 they're too media trained.

02:02:40.940 I don't know if I would have The Rock on.

02:02:43.520 Yeah,

02:02:43.840 it's too media trained,

02:02:44.740 huh?

02:02:44.800 It's too media trained.

02:02:45.520 It's like,

02:02:45.860 what are you going to get out of The Rock?

02:02:47.440 Yeah.

02:02:49.340 I would have you on again.

02:02:50.700 Would you ever come on again?

02:02:52.520 Yeah,

02:02:52.860 I think I would like to go on again.

02:02:55.480 You know,

02:02:56.200 I was supposed to come and help roast Morgan when he came on your episode.

02:02:59.440 Yeah,

02:02:59.620 I know. 1.00

02:03:00.180 Damn. 0.99

02:03:01.420 That would have been good. 1.00

02:03:02.380 He doesn't even know that.

02:03:03.600 I know he doesn't.

02:03:04.260 Let's don't tell him.

02:03:05.100 Yeah.

02:03:05.480 He'll find out.

02:03:06.160 Dude,

02:03:08.860 honestly,

02:03:09.200 I just have the piece of bed that I don't think I can think of anything else.

02:03:11.840 That's fine.

02:03:12.220 I'm like feeling like,

02:03:13.640 I can feel how he feels.

02:03:15.540 Yeah.

02:03:15.800 All the time.

02:03:19.080 You want to get something to eat?

02:03:21.180 What time is it?

02:03:22.100 I don't know,

02:03:22.540 4.30?

02:03:23.540 Let's go get something to eat.

02:03:24.680 All right.

02:03:25.580 Should we do like a last thing or like a send off or like a apology to Riley?

02:03:29.840 Yeah.

02:03:31.520 I think maybe we can just say,

02:03:33.020 Riley,

02:03:33.420 we appreciate and respect whatever journey that you're on.

02:03:37.080 And are you going to be okay no matter what?

02:03:42.280 Yeah,

02:03:42.780 I think so.

02:03:45.160 Okay.

02:03:46.100 Are you okay if other people are sexually active?

02:03:48.780 Do you have judgment against those people?

02:03:51.260 No.

02:03:51.860 No,

02:03:52.060 they just,

02:03:52.680 they can live their lives as they please.

02:03:54.700 Amen,

02:03:55.200 brother.

02:03:56.260 I mean,

02:03:56.760 it's crazy to be out there and be like,

02:03:58.940 and to be doing it.

02:04:00.140 You know,

02:04:00.340 I'm very envious.

02:04:01.900 Riley,

02:04:02.320 do you think,

02:04:02.960 I mean,

02:04:03.580 obviously Theo,

02:04:05.040 you know,

02:04:05.300 some people think there's people out there that think that's fun to hang around

02:04:08.180 horny guys.

02:04:10.480 Do you think that?

02:04:12.920 Uh,

02:04:13.560 yeah.

02:04:15.320 Yeah.

02:04:15.720 Do you find it more exciting to be around horny guys?

02:04:17.980 Would you rather hang out with a horny guy or a guy who's kind of maybe just

02:04:22.060 thinking about something else?

02:04:25.060 Probably a horny guy. 0.91

02:04:26.300 Yeah.

02:04:27.740 Why?

02:04:28.820 Eh,

02:04:29.320 it's more fun.

02:04:31.420 Yeah.

02:04:32.560 Why?

02:04:35.360 Eh,

02:04:35.760 I just feel like they're,

02:04:37.140 they would be more fun than just a guy that's,

02:04:39.400 well,

02:04:40.260 like me.

02:04:42.020 No.

02:04:42.700 No,

02:04:43.300 Riley.

02:04:43.840 I mean,

02:04:44.240 that's,

02:04:44.800 that's not.

02:04:45.640 Yeah,

02:04:45.960 buddy,

02:04:46.280 you're doing good,

02:04:47.140 man.

02:04:48.320 That's a myth.

02:04:49.780 Also,

02:04:50.180 I think that I'm,

02:04:50.840 I'm going to choose to believe what you're saying.

02:04:54.780 Not that it probably means anything to you.

02:04:56.980 No,

02:04:57.280 I,

02:04:57.460 I,

02:04:57.640 but I think that I've,

02:04:58.660 I've,

02:04:59.220 I personally feel like we've put you kind of through the lit in this test of

02:05:03.080 every question you could think of and all of your answers there,

02:05:08.440 all your answers hold up kind of like if you,

02:05:11.500 none of the,

02:05:12.640 none of your answers contradict one another,

02:05:15.060 which I think is a good,

02:05:16.820 good sign.

02:05:18.020 Yeah,

02:05:18.460 no,

02:05:18.680 I,

02:05:18.840 I appreciate it,

02:05:19.620 Caleb,

02:05:19.960 for sure.

02:05:20.860 Yeah,

02:05:21.100 and I think in the gay community, 0.98

02:05:22.460 it's called a snake, 0.97

02:05:23.340 a cinnamon cookie or something.

02:05:24.820 If somebody's never ejaculated, 0.97

02:05:26.880 do you fear that you could be involved in the gay community, 0.98

02:05:30.680 Riley?

02:05:31.640 Definitely not.

02:05:32.920 Okay.

02:05:33.980 Hmm.

02:05:34.500 And not fear,

02:05:35.680 but is it,

02:05:36.560 you know,

02:05:36.980 have you thought about it?

02:05:37.780 Are you scared for your life?

02:05:38.660 Yeah.

02:05:42.300 No,

02:05:42.660 you tell the truth.

02:05:43.460 I mean,

02:05:43.820 yeah,

02:05:44.300 I do want to look it up though.

02:05:46.640 Yeah,

02:05:46.980 we'll investigate it,

02:05:47.820 man.

02:05:48.180 But look,

02:05:48.740 in the meantime,

02:05:49.820 uh,

02:05:50.760 love you guys.

02:05:51.980 Caleb Presley.

02:05:52.640 Thank you.

02:05:53.140 This is probably the last time you'll ever be in Nashville.

02:05:55.460 Unless we come back to fight those bussing with the boys, 0.99

02:05:57.780 dudes.

02:05:58.440 All right.

02:05:58.800 Listen,

02:05:58.980 that's you,

02:05:59.460 dude.

02:05:59.560 That's your journey.

02:06:00.720 What?

02:06:01.020 Those are my friends.

02:06:02.320 Are they?

02:06:02.980 Huh?

02:06:03.740 What?

02:06:04.560 I love those guys.

02:06:05.760 You told me they had beef.

02:06:07.180 Huh?

02:06:07.420 You told me they had beef.

02:06:08.200 Y'all got beef,

02:06:09.060 man.

02:06:09.460 Yeah,

02:06:09.700 you're right.

02:06:10.640 No,

02:06:10.920 I would definitely stick up for,

02:06:12.400 I would just be there.

02:06:14.060 You know,

02:06:14.680 I would be like the,

02:06:15.320 uh,

02:06:15.480 the mom at that Kelsey Superbowl.

02:06:17.880 Oh,

02:06:18.420 I would cry and then celebrate.

02:06:22.000 But then who would my tag team partner be then?

02:06:26.220 Riley probably.

02:06:27.740 No,

02:06:28.220 I need somebody that's got that gun.

02:06:29.620 I need somebody that's,

02:06:30.420 well,

02:06:30.540 actually,

02:06:31.880 no.

02:06:33.500 Hmm.

02:06:35.380 Good question.

02:06:36.140 All right,

02:06:39.580 boys and girls,

02:06:40.660 let's give you something to eat,

02:06:41.340 huh?

02:06:41.700 Yep.

02:06:42.280 All right,

02:06:42.680 Caleb Presley,

02:06:43.260 good to see you,

02:06:43.800 man.

02:06:44.180 Good to see you,

02:06:44.660 brother.

02:06:44.940 Yeah,

02:06:45.200 probably won't see you for,

02:06:46.040 I'll see you in a couple weeks.

02:06:50.080 Dude,

02:06:50.440 the funniest thing was you're like,

02:06:52.180 um,

02:06:52.880 when you were driving at my house,

02:06:54.020 you're like,

02:06:54.480 I was like,

02:06:54.800 I live right here.

02:06:55.560 You're like,

02:06:55.740 oh man,

02:06:56.540 it's a nice spot.

02:06:59.640 Two seconds later.

02:07:00.800 So where do you live out here?

02:07:02.060 Right over there.

02:07:05.420 Oh,

02:07:05.820 oh yeah.

02:07:07.200 Nice.

02:07:09.560 Hey,

02:07:10.020 bro.

02:07:12.040 That's what's going on,

02:07:13.340 baby.

02:07:13.540 That's where we're at,

02:07:14.540 man.

02:07:15.720 Yeah.

02:07:15.980 Thanks for having me,

02:07:16.620 dude.

02:07:16.780 I think that this,

02:07:17.760 uh,

02:07:19.500 don't use your name.

02:07:23.580 I'm just saying.

02:07:28.080 That's all I'm saying.

02:07:29.440 Michael Waddell,

02:07:30.300 thank you for the hunt.

02:07:31.200 uh,

02:07:32.400 Kayla Presley,

02:07:33.020 thank you for being here today.

02:07:34.720 Uh,

02:07:35.120 we'll see you guys next time,

02:07:36.260 baby.

02:07:37.060 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

02:07:39.980 and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

02:07:43.020 I must be cornerstone.

02:07:48.280 Oh,

02:07:49.040 but when I reach that ground,

02:07:50.940 I'll share this peace of mind.

02:07:52.980 I found I can feel it in my bones,

02:07:57.160 but it's gonna take.

02:08:01.200 little.

02:08:02.040 I feel like this We'll see you guys next time.

02:08:03.300 Good night.

02:08:04.920 Good night.

02:08:05.960 If you enjoyed,

02:08:06.520 for now,

02:08:06.820 follow me.

02:08:06.900 ある Cristo table,

02:08:08.160 I'll see you next time.

02:08:08.580 I'll be fine.

02:08:08.980 I'll be fine.

02:08:09.800 I'm just going to take you next time.

02:08:10.560 I'm just going to talk to you now.

02:08:11.060 And then,

02:08:11.820 we're gonna Auchan.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 21, 2023

E436 Caleb Pressley

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