This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E437 Nate Bargatze & Mike Vecchione

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00:00:30.000 In light of the tragedy today in Nashville,

00:00:33.440 I just want to say that, you know, my heart is really just broken,

00:00:41.820 as I think a lot of people's are.

00:00:44.620 You know, this happened just right down the street from me.

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00:03:11.900 Today's guests are two comedians who have countless years of comedy experience between the two of them.

00:03:19.720 One of them, Mike Vecchione, has a new special, which is out now on YouTube.

00:03:26.660 And it's called The Attractives.

00:03:28.760 And it was produced by Nate Bargazzi.

00:03:33.020 And that's where you can watch it on Nate's channel.

00:03:35.800 And they are both here today.

00:03:37.360 Nate is a household name at this point.

00:03:39.420 I'm grateful to sit down with both of them.

00:03:42.140 Today's guests are Mike Vecchione and Nate Bargazzi.

00:03:46.120 Shine that light on me

00:03:50.000 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:03:55.960 Shine on me

00:04:00.680 And I will find a song

00:04:04.900 I'll be singing

00:04:06.100 How much water do you guys have?

00:04:15.680 In the day

00:04:17.420 I'm trying to have a lot more

00:04:19.420 I'm trying to have a gallon

00:04:21.880 That's one of the biggest things to do

00:04:25.280 Is have water

00:04:26.340 One of the best things you could ever do

00:04:29.540 Yeah

00:04:30.060 Is the most

00:04:30.880 It's seeing how many people

00:04:32.600 How much people are dehydrated

00:04:34.240 Yeah

00:04:34.800 You don't even know it

00:04:36.280 But it's like

00:04:36.740 You should have that lemon water in the morning

00:04:38.400 First thing you take a lemon

00:04:39.980 Just put it in water in a NutriBullet

00:04:41.900 And just grind it up

00:04:42.660 And then chug it

00:04:43.400 Uh-uh

00:04:43.860 It refreshes all your electrolytes first

00:04:45.580 Are you serious?

00:04:46.240 Yeah

00:04:46.380 Oh wow

00:04:47.360 How much a whole lemon in there?

00:04:48.780 Just a whole lemon

00:04:49.360 Just cut it

00:04:49.920 Peel it

00:04:50.260 And put it in with water

00:04:51.540 And then just chug it

00:04:52.520 So you take the peel off

00:04:54.040 Yeah

00:04:54.260 Yeah

00:04:55.460 Yeah

00:04:56.720 People are dehydrated

00:04:57.800 Science says we should have a ton of water

00:05:00.380 Yeah

00:05:00.760 People are very dehydrated

00:05:02.380 You think they are?

00:05:03.700 I think so

00:05:04.200 I think most

00:05:04.780 I think

00:05:05.280 I mean the percentage has got to be

00:05:07.080 85%

00:05:08.920 Are they hydrated or not?

00:05:10.920 Dehydrated

00:05:11.280 Oh yeah

00:05:11.800 Yeah

00:05:12.020 I don't know

00:05:12.480 But it could be that high

00:05:13.540 But it's one of those things too

00:05:14.920 Where it's like

00:05:15.380 You don't realize it

00:05:16.340 You're

00:05:17.260 That you're that dehydrated

00:05:19.920 But it's also one of those things

00:05:21.340 Where it's like

00:05:21.760 You're not breathing right

00:05:22.840 Yes

00:05:23.860 It's one of those things either

00:05:24.780 It's like

00:05:25.040 You're not

00:05:25.460 You're just a shallow breather

00:05:26.900 Right

00:05:27.780 You know

00:05:28.280 Yeah maybe you're just like

00:05:29.500 Burning off all the water

00:05:30.740 Because you don't breathe

00:05:31.580 You're not getting like

00:05:32.180 The right depth of air or something

00:05:33.780 Yeah

00:05:34.100 I mean they're not related

00:05:35.580 But it's like one of those things

00:05:36.320 You just take for granted

00:05:37.020 It's like

00:05:37.240 Yeah I'm getting enough water

00:05:38.220 If I'm thirsty

00:05:38.680 I drink it

00:05:39.280 That's how I know

00:05:39.980 I'm dehydrated

00:05:40.640 You know

00:05:41.140 Yeah

00:05:41.480 It's the same thing

00:05:42.220 It's like

00:05:42.460 Yeah there's no problem

00:05:43.180 I breathe these

00:05:43.620 No no no

00:05:44.040 You need to be doing these deep breaths

00:05:46.040 All the time

00:05:46.620 He does deep breathing

00:05:47.580 Deep breathing

00:05:47.980 You do

00:05:48.320 Yeah

00:05:48.640 He's a big habit

00:05:49.600 I mean he does

00:05:52.840 I'm talking to him about

00:05:53.480 Getting in some

00:05:54.380 There's

00:05:55.300 The structure this guy has

00:05:56.940 That habitualness

00:05:58.100 Yeah

00:05:58.480 Yeah

00:05:59.380 Yeah

00:06:00.240 Yeah I'm trying to think

00:06:01.900 Of how much water that I have

00:06:03.120 Or how much I like having

00:06:04.260 I think I like having it

00:06:07.080 I think

00:06:09.480 Yeah

00:06:09.800 Science says that you

00:06:11.200 Are supposed to have

00:06:12.820 Like a pretty much

00:06:14.260 I don't know if a gallon

00:06:15.960 You think you have a gallon

00:06:16.880 A day

00:06:17.360 Oh it's

00:06:17.660 I forget the percentages

00:06:19.200 Of your body

00:06:19.920 But it's

00:06:20.400 Yeah

00:06:20.560 I think I want to go to the bathroom

00:06:21.700 Okay

00:06:22.400 Let me start

00:06:23.300 I think we already started

00:06:24.880 Mike

00:06:25.140 Did we start

00:06:25.560 It's fine

00:06:25.980 Yeah

00:06:26.200 Oh my god

00:06:27.200 Go to the bathroom

00:06:27.680 I didn't realize we were wrong

00:06:28.900 No I can't talk to somebody

00:06:29.400 Who I know has fully

00:06:30.500 No no no

00:06:31.080 I'm not

00:06:31.560 No

00:06:32.180 I didn't know we actually started

00:06:34.180 But it's not cool

00:06:35.060 I think if somebody's full of piss

00:06:36.240 Yeah no no I'm not full

00:06:37.420 I was just gonna

00:06:38.080 I was like thinking it

00:06:39.100 I didn't realize

00:06:39.680 But I would get it out

00:06:40.280 Now we know

00:06:41.480 Now we know

00:06:42.380 What do you think he should do now

00:06:44.300 I don't know

00:06:44.760 I think I'm fine

00:06:45.440 And waiting out

00:06:46.420 And if he has to go

00:06:47.500 Then he has to go sit in the car

00:06:48.640 Until we're done

00:06:49.260 Call him

00:06:50.380 Yeah

00:06:50.820 Like a child

00:06:51.580 You should have went before Mike

00:06:54.440 So you didn't

00:06:55.720 I didn't realize

00:06:56.260 So now you go wait in the car

00:06:57.300 Until we're done

00:06:58.040 But I didn't realize we started

00:06:59.320 Well that's how you

00:07:00.940 Every podcast

00:07:01.920 We were doing the headphones

00:07:02.920 Back and forth thing

00:07:03.960 Was that on it?

00:07:04.860 That might be

00:07:05.500 Might have been a fun time

00:07:06.580 I don't know

00:07:07.020 Maybe it's a good time

00:07:08.160 To gather some things

00:07:09.720 Yeah

00:07:10.300 Yeah you gotta listen

00:07:11.460 To this guy man

00:07:12.300 You gotta listen

00:07:13.540 To this guy

00:07:14.140 There's your

00:07:15.880 15 and a half cups

00:07:18.800 3.7 liters

00:07:19.800 So like you know

00:07:20.920 There's like

00:07:21.260 A bottle

00:07:22.100 A liter bottle

00:07:23.060 A liter bottle

00:07:23.680 From

00:07:23.940 But I tried

00:07:27.980 It would be

00:07:29.060 To try to drink

00:07:29.700 4 liters

00:07:30.440 A day

00:07:31.320 Oh my god

00:07:32.400 That's what I mean

00:07:33.700 It's so much

00:07:35.020 That you're

00:07:37.000 It's just

00:07:39.160 You need so much water

00:07:40.460 Yeah

00:07:41.060 And these

00:07:42.900 I mean I drank coffee too

00:07:44.180 But the coffee

00:07:45.020 Dehydrates you

00:07:45.880 It sucks it all

00:07:47.580 I drink a ton of

00:07:48.600 Diet soda

00:07:49.760 I love it

00:07:51.800 But it's

00:07:52.700 All dehydrating

00:07:53.680 Oh god

00:07:54.760 And so everything's

00:07:55.840 Dehydrating

00:07:56.460 Yeah and the water

00:07:58.100 In New York

00:07:58.620 Is like

00:07:59.040 Feels like

00:07:59.500 It's heavily treated

00:08:00.340 Oh yeah

00:08:01.420 I don't know

00:08:01.780 Like the water here

00:08:02.600 It's supposed to be like

00:08:03.120 The best

00:08:03.420 Don't they have it

00:08:03.940 On top of the building

00:08:04.640 They say it's the best

00:08:05.820 But I don't know

00:08:06.700 It feels heavily treated

00:08:07.700 That's what New York

00:08:08.280 Would say

00:08:08.760 You know what I mean

00:08:09.340 Yeah yeah

00:08:09.980 Our water's heavily treated

00:08:11.140 Some Italian

00:08:12.520 Got made that up

00:08:13.480 Yeah

00:08:13.760 Our water's more educated

00:08:15.380 Than your water is

00:08:16.240 Yeah

00:08:16.420 That's the attitude

00:08:17.700 Yeah yeah

00:08:18.460 That's the attitude

00:08:19.360 Of up there

00:08:20.060 Dude I had to work

00:08:21.740 I got court ordered

00:08:22.600 One time to work

00:08:23.400 At this water treatment

00:08:24.320 Facility

00:08:24.980 In Louisiana

00:08:28.020 Dude

00:08:28.540 And they're not

00:08:29.360 People are sleeping

00:08:31.400 On the job

00:08:32.080 Yeah

00:08:32.580 Some stuff's getting through

00:08:34.700 I mean

00:08:35.480 You see like a float

00:08:36.780 Go through

00:08:37.280 You see some trash

00:08:38.640 You see some stuff

00:08:39.700 That you know

00:08:40.440 I remember seeing people

00:08:42.260 Laugh about the fact

00:08:43.320 That somebody was

00:08:44.020 Going to try to drink that

00:08:45.160 You don't see

00:08:46.160 I just picture

00:08:47.220 You have like a pad

00:08:48.160 On you're supposed

00:08:48.660 To grab that trash

00:08:49.780 And you just go

00:08:50.440 That's too far

00:08:51.100 And you let it go through

00:08:52.120 And it's going out

00:08:53.160 Someone's sink

00:08:53.880 Someone's sink

00:08:55.100 Just flows

00:08:56.140 And they're like

00:08:56.520 Water's not going

00:08:57.520 Yeah you got a

00:08:58.220 Tire stuck on the other end

00:09:00.000 Of that

00:09:00.320 That's what

00:09:01.520 Yeah man

00:09:03.360 They had a lot of

00:09:04.400 I remember

00:09:05.120 In the last tank

00:09:06.860 Like the stuff

00:09:07.380 That's supposed to go out

00:09:08.440 Like it's supposed to be

00:09:09.140 Pure or whatever

00:09:09.720 I remember finding

00:09:10.360 A bunch of barrettes

00:09:11.340 In there

00:09:11.760 And being like

00:09:12.360 Oh god

00:09:13.040 Barrettes

00:09:14.040 Doing our job

00:09:14.980 Barrettes

00:09:15.580 Like hair barrettes

00:09:16.500 For children

00:09:17.120 Or adults I guess

00:09:18.280 Yeah

00:09:18.620 Why would people

00:09:19.920 Be throwing those away

00:09:20.860 I read water meters

00:09:22.880 Did you really?

00:09:24.020 Mmhmm

00:09:24.400 So like

00:09:25.020 Depending

00:09:27.360 On seeing how much

00:09:28.360 Water everybody uses

00:09:29.460 No way

00:09:30.620 Yeah

00:09:31.160 And was it crazy

00:09:31.820 Who was using the most

00:09:32.900 Like was it

00:09:33.460 Like what ethnicity

00:09:34.520 Do you think

00:09:34.860 Was using the most water

00:09:35.820 Women

00:09:36.580 Yeah

00:09:37.200 Yeah

00:09:37.780 I would say

00:09:38.840 I know it's March

00:09:39.900 But

00:09:41.000 Oh is this women's month

00:09:42.160 It's women's awareness

00:09:42.920 Oh

00:09:43.320 It is?

00:09:44.120 Who wasn't aware

00:09:45.140 Of these bitches dude

00:09:45.960 I'm fucking

00:09:46.460 Yeah

00:09:47.080 And you know

00:09:48.160 They're all I think about

00:09:49.220 Or they're all

00:09:49.660 That I'm dealing with

00:09:50.580 You know

00:09:51.060 It's like

00:09:51.460 Who ain't aware of them

00:09:52.660 Yeah

00:09:53.480 My wife is better

00:09:54.680 With water than I am

00:09:56.240 Really?

00:09:57.220 I will leave it running

00:09:58.040 Yeah

00:09:58.280 I'm not good

00:09:59.580 You know in LA

00:10:00.760 It's like a big

00:10:01.400 You're supposed to

00:10:02.020 Turn the water off

00:10:02.800 And blah blah

00:10:03.260 I was not the best at that

00:10:04.800 And what do you mean

00:10:06.240 Like you'll just stay

00:10:06.800 In the shower for a long time

00:10:07.820 I could take long showers

00:10:09.100 Yeah

00:10:09.400 If I brush my teeth

00:10:11.260 And I go pee

00:10:11.860 I can leave the water running

00:10:12.980 And I'll go pee

00:10:13.780 And then come back

00:10:14.460 And what's your mindset there

00:10:15.560 It's just like

00:10:16.240 Why interrupt the flow

00:10:17.880 Of it

00:10:18.840 I'm just gonna have to

00:10:19.360 Turn it on and off

00:10:20.100 Yeah

00:10:20.560 You gotta turn it on and off

00:10:21.680 So it's like

00:10:22.180 You just leave it running

00:10:23.080 Anything that

00:10:24.000 Where do you consciously go

00:10:24.880 I hate the earth

00:10:25.580 I do anything that

00:10:27.380 Anything in my head

00:10:28.700 That thinks

00:10:29.380 This is good for the environment

00:10:30.420 I do the opposite

00:10:31.680 Dude I was like that

00:10:33.200 I remember whenever

00:10:33.840 They first came up

00:10:34.680 With like electric cars

00:10:35.500 I remember

00:10:36.040 Driving down the road

00:10:37.560 And just

00:10:37.800 I had a gas cell

00:10:39.000 I was just pouring gas

00:10:40.000 Driving a gas powered car

00:10:41.300 And pouring gas

00:10:42.140 Out of my window

00:10:42.760 Yeah

00:10:43.140 Like out of a gas tank

00:10:44.280 Just like fuck it

00:10:45.240 Yeah

00:10:45.760 We're not gonna lose

00:10:46.540 You're not gonna lose

00:10:47.320 I had

00:10:48.380 And we lost

00:10:49.000 And we lost

00:10:49.780 We lost

00:10:50.540 It was very expensive

00:10:52.940 For you to go drive around

00:10:54.180 Oh yeah

00:10:54.860 You had double fill up

00:10:55.920 Oh yeah

00:10:56.660 We had

00:10:58.360 I had gas

00:10:59.240 I delivered

00:11:00.440 Matches and appliances

00:11:03.940 Here in Nashville

00:11:04.760 Growing up

00:11:06.260 And

00:11:06.860 Or when I was

00:11:08.020 You know

00:11:08.380 18, 19, 20

00:11:09.340 And so

00:11:10.100 We had a

00:11:11.320 26 foot box truck

00:11:13.260 That we did

00:11:13.820 And

00:11:14.640 It got

00:11:15.820 The gas tank

00:11:16.940 The fuel tank

00:11:17.880 Because you put

00:11:19.280 Diesel in it

00:11:20.540 Broke

00:11:21.560 And we're driving down

00:11:22.540 24

00:11:23.200 The interstate here

00:11:24.080 And

00:11:24.720 We didn't realize it

00:11:25.940 But it was leaking

00:11:26.700 Fuel

00:11:27.620 The whole way

00:11:29.100 So

00:11:29.820 I mean

00:11:30.580 From one

00:11:31.020 From we get off

00:11:32.260 We fill it up

00:11:33.080 And it got punctured

00:11:34.320 Somehow

00:11:34.760 I forget how

00:11:35.400 And then it leaks

00:11:36.680 The whole way

00:11:37.500 And then we get off

00:11:38.660 And I mean

00:11:38.960 There's just a trail

00:11:39.860 Of diesel

00:11:40.360 And so

00:11:41.640 You'd have to go

00:11:42.460 When we were driving

00:11:43.180 You'd have to

00:11:43.900 Especially to another place

00:11:45.580 You'd have to go

00:11:46.120 To weigh stations

00:11:48.360 You know

00:11:49.300 That weigh your

00:11:49.940 Truck

00:11:51.100 And then

00:11:52.460 Someone came up

00:11:53.280 And we

00:11:53.820 How we fixed it

00:11:55.180 Was just putting duct tape

00:11:56.120 And spray painted it

00:11:57.020 Black over it

00:11:57.840 And so

00:11:58.800 This lady came

00:11:59.740 And like

00:12:00.260 She was like

00:12:00.700 You know

00:12:01.700 An official

00:12:02.420 An officer

00:12:03.240 That's like

00:12:03.780 Checking our truck

00:12:04.620 And I mean

00:12:05.440 It was like

00:12:05.760 DOT Department of Transportation

00:12:06.560 Yes

00:12:06.940 Yes

00:12:07.600 That sounds pretty thorough

00:12:08.760 Yeah

00:12:09.580 So put black duct tape

00:12:10.720 Over it

00:12:11.180 Oh yeah

00:12:11.800 Well

00:12:12.460 So we're driving

00:12:13.600 It's a very Italian

00:12:14.300 Kind of

00:12:14.680 So me and my buddy

00:12:15.600 Are driving

00:12:16.240 And

00:12:16.900 Where he

00:12:19.000 And Jamie

00:12:19.840 Jamie's driving

00:12:20.900 And Jamie

00:12:21.840 Does not have a

00:12:24.200 I don't think

00:12:25.380 He has a license

00:12:26.140 And

00:12:27.160 Like he has a lot

00:12:28.160 Of criminal stuff

00:12:29.000 So

00:12:29.840 He's driving

00:12:30.880 So we're

00:12:31.480 He's like

00:12:31.960 Oh wait

00:12:32.280 You need to get

00:12:32.880 In the driver's seat

00:12:33.440 Because we're about

00:12:33.900 To have to go

00:12:34.360 Through this

00:12:34.820 Way station

00:12:35.660 So in the middle

00:12:36.700 Of the interstate

00:12:37.320 I have to stand up

00:12:38.460 And we switch places

00:12:39.840 Now I'm driving

00:12:40.840 We pull in

00:12:42.040 And then she's like

00:12:43.280 I'm gonna come

00:12:43.680 Check your truck

00:12:44.540 And I'm like

00:12:45.080 Dude

00:12:45.360 She sees that we

00:12:46.600 Our fuel tank

00:12:47.620 Is just

00:12:48.100 Just duct tape

00:12:49.480 Like

00:12:50.340 We're gonna go

00:12:51.220 I don't know

00:12:51.640 You might go to jail

00:12:52.440 I don't know

00:12:52.880 What's gonna happen

00:12:53.420 So then I'm like

00:12:54.680 Out

00:12:55.360 Like I meet her

00:12:56.420 Halfway out

00:12:57.100 And I'm just trying

00:12:57.620 To stand on like

00:12:58.500 The step

00:12:59.100 To try to hide

00:13:00.160 The duct tape

00:13:01.380 And we hit it

00:13:03.080 We hit it

00:13:03.760 She didn't see it

00:13:04.500 She didn't see it

00:13:05.220 What a bad inspector

00:13:06.160 Well

00:13:06.860 That would probably

00:13:08.160 Be pretty obvious

00:13:08.900 Yeah

00:13:09.260 I don't think

00:13:09.960 They expect anybody

00:13:10.840 To be doing that

00:13:11.720 I think they

00:13:12.680 I think that's

00:13:13.640 Like low

00:13:14.020 That's like

00:13:14.420 Really bush

00:13:15.180 It's almost like

00:13:16.320 That would have

00:13:16.780 Happened in like

00:13:17.300 The early practice

00:13:18.980 Trial

00:13:19.260 Like this is something

00:13:19.920 Nobody will ever do

00:13:20.920 Yeah

00:13:21.140 They go

00:13:21.720 Should I check

00:13:22.680 To see the duct tape

00:13:23.440 On the fuel tank

00:13:24.020 They're like

00:13:24.420 No obviously

00:13:25.060 You know

00:13:25.700 This is

00:13:26.080 You know

00:13:26.660 It's like

00:13:27.100 These are adults

00:13:28.320 It's like

00:13:28.740 Yeah

00:13:28.960 It's like

00:13:29.300 This is the 2000s

00:13:30.400 Now

00:13:30.560 I think we're

00:13:31.020 In the future

00:13:31.520 So I don't

00:13:32.060 I think that stuff

00:13:32.840 Is long gone

00:13:33.540 That's how they

00:13:34.680 Dude

00:13:35.860 I remember one time

00:13:36.700 My brother

00:13:37.200 We'd been

00:13:37.720 We grew up

00:13:40.100 By this river

00:13:40.640 And across from the river

00:13:42.000 Was the back of a rest area

00:13:43.240 By the interstate

00:13:44.020 And a lot of gay men

00:13:45.160 And stuff would meet up

00:13:45.940 Over there

00:13:46.380 And you know

00:13:47.500 Do drugs

00:13:47.940 Or not drug

00:13:48.640 Not gay men

00:13:49.320 But they would do enough drugs

00:13:50.320 Where they would

00:13:51.100 Be gay

00:13:52.260 Yeah

00:13:52.820 Like drug induced

00:13:54.180 Gay men

00:13:55.040 And

00:13:56.240 And

00:13:58.480 One time anyway

00:13:59.660 Somebody draw a big wiener

00:14:01.100 On my brother's back

00:14:02.040 Right

00:14:02.340 And we got back

00:14:03.520 To the house

00:14:04.280 And

00:14:04.700 And like

00:14:05.800 We were just trying

00:14:06.540 To like hide it

00:14:07.200 Like hide the back

00:14:08.520 Of my brother

00:14:09.100 From my mom

00:14:09.860 It just reminded me

00:14:11.100 Of that dude

00:14:11.700 And then when she saw it

00:14:12.640 Finally

00:14:12.940 She got so fucking pissed

00:14:14.140 Man

00:14:14.460 We told her

00:14:15.460 That some adults

00:14:16.040 Did it

00:14:16.280 That you had let someone

00:14:16.600 Do that

00:14:17.440 I didn't

00:14:18.100 I mean

00:14:18.400 I couldn't help it

00:14:19.220 They were adults

00:14:19.800 Yeah

00:14:20.180 These were adults

00:14:21.060 Doing it

00:14:21.700 He actually drew

00:14:22.820 It on his back

00:14:24.060 Yeah

00:14:24.380 Drew like a

00:14:25.120 You know

00:14:26.260 Like a wiener

00:14:27.300 Or penis

00:14:27.900 Yeah

00:14:28.440 But

00:14:29.180 One time

00:14:31.120 We rented a car

00:14:32.220 And

00:14:32.880 They got a dent in it

00:14:34.780 And we caught a pigeon

00:14:35.740 And made it shit over the dent

00:14:37.200 To kind of cover it up

00:14:38.680 Before we turned it in

00:14:40.060 You gotta just hold it

00:14:41.440 And just

00:14:41.820 I mean

00:14:42.360 You gotta

00:14:42.660 You gotta squeeze a little

00:14:44.300 Yeah

00:14:44.800 Yeah

00:14:45.220 To get it out

00:14:45.920 They just even

00:14:47.200 Catch the pigeon

00:14:47.980 And grab

00:14:48.280 I've never held a pigeon before

00:14:49.580 But we're just trying to

00:14:50.740 Avoid that fine

00:14:51.840 Yeah

00:14:52.180 Yeah

00:14:52.460 But

00:14:53.420 I would think anybody

00:14:54.440 That could catch a pigeon

00:14:55.320 It would be

00:14:55.820 It would be you, Theo

00:14:57.020 I think they don't even notice

00:14:58.860 I'm there at first

00:14:59.680 Yeah, I think

00:15:00.420 They go

00:15:00.680 You're one of us

00:15:01.400 They go

00:15:02.020 What's up, man

00:15:03.380 They go

00:15:03.980 Hey

00:15:04.260 When you were squeezing it

00:15:05.640 Did you go

00:15:06.200 You know, I hope you had a big lunch

00:15:07.600 Because what

00:15:08.820 Pigeons have to go to the bathroom a lot

00:15:10.440 Yeah

00:15:11.080 They're ready to go

00:15:12.180 You don't have to do much

00:15:13.140 You can almost even whisper to them

00:15:14.440 Hey, just do it

00:15:15.260 And the pigeons down here

00:15:16.480 Are probably healthier

00:15:17.260 Than the ones like in New York

00:15:18.580 And other areas

00:15:19.760 Can you imagine that?

00:15:20.580 New York pigeons don't look healthy

00:15:22.060 They don't look like they're living a healthy lifestyle

00:15:24.160 No, I think they're

00:15:25.700 Going to the bathroom is rough

00:15:27.080 Because you're eating so much

00:15:28.540 Yeah

00:15:29.020 Regular food

00:15:29.680 Probably because they haven't had enough water

00:15:30.560 You know

00:15:31.120 Yeah

00:15:31.360 They're dehydrated

00:15:32.020 Other penguins holding their wings

00:15:33.640 While they go

00:15:34.200 It's just too

00:15:34.660 It's like a lot of

00:15:35.560 They need some real help

00:15:36.720 Todd Glass

00:15:38.140 I remember had a joke about

00:15:39.360 A pigeon

00:15:40.760 You ever see a pigeon

00:15:41.620 He went out to his car

00:15:43.180 And he goes

00:15:43.660 And this pigeon

00:15:44.260 Must have been like

00:15:45.020 Oh, God

00:15:45.840 He just let it go

00:15:47.280 Like it was just

00:15:48.260 All over this car

00:15:50.060 Where you're like

00:15:50.460 This guy's

00:15:51.080 The pigeon's stomach

00:15:52.180 Was

00:15:52.520 Crushed

00:15:54.080 I couldn't imagine being a

00:15:55.820 You know

00:15:57.420 One of those real guttural animals

00:15:59.080 You know

00:15:59.500 Like even shrimp

00:16:00.940 Hang out at the bottom of the ocean

00:16:02.300 And just eat

00:16:03.080 Really probably duty

00:16:05.060 That comes out of other fish

00:16:06.380 And

00:16:06.600 You know

00:16:08.660 Oysters are supposed to be like

00:16:10.140 Sponges that purify the ocean

00:16:12.000 Like the water's supposed to go through them

00:16:14.520 They're almost like the air filter

00:16:15.620 For the ocean

00:16:16.360 And we go and eat them

00:16:18.300 Which is insane

00:16:20.040 I mean

00:16:20.480 I love them

00:16:21.280 Yeah

00:16:21.680 You know

00:16:22.360 And I don't

00:16:22.700 You know

00:16:23.380 But they're aphrodisiac too somehow

00:16:25.460 Aren't they

00:16:26.880 Maybe trash is an aphrodisiac

00:16:28.540 Yeah

00:16:29.480 Oh, yeah

00:16:31.280 What does aphrodisiac mean?

00:16:33.680 Makes you horny

00:16:34.360 Oh, yeah

00:16:34.960 That's right

00:16:35.420 That's what I thought it meant

00:16:36.320 Yeah

00:16:37.160 I'm trying to think of things

00:16:38.300 That make me horny really

00:16:39.480 Oysters

00:16:41.260 Pigeons

00:16:41.940 Water

00:16:44.860 If you had more water

00:16:45.680 Oh, God

00:16:46.160 Yeah

00:16:46.420 That's what you need

00:16:49.340 Yeah

00:16:50.060 Dude, so we're talking

00:16:51.660 Talking about

00:16:52.160 I want to

00:16:52.600 Thank you guys for coming in

00:16:54.180 And hanging out, dude

00:16:55.000 And I was there

00:16:56.540 When you guys taped Mike's

00:16:57.920 Yeah

00:16:58.100 Special, right?

00:16:59.240 Yeah

00:16:59.320 That might have been the last time

00:16:59.900 I saw you guys

00:17:00.560 Yes

00:17:00.940 Right

00:17:01.460 Yeah

00:17:01.960 At Zaney's

00:17:02.980 At Zaney's

00:17:03.680 Yeah

00:17:03.960 Yeah

00:17:04.180 I'm excited for this to come out

00:17:06.140 24th

00:17:06.960 March 24th

00:17:07.840 And so you started

00:17:08.600 Produce

00:17:09.100 Like how did you guys

00:17:10.120 Kind of figure this out

00:17:11.020 To do it?

00:17:13.140 We've been friends

00:17:13.740 For a long time

00:17:14.640 Yeah

00:17:15.160 And Nate moved

00:17:17.620 He moved to LA

00:17:19.640 So

00:17:20.760 And then

00:17:21.500 And then to Nashville

00:17:23.620 So

00:17:24.580 But over the years

00:17:25.440 Like he would come back

00:17:26.260 And do the Tonight Show

00:17:26.980 So then I would see him

00:17:28.040 And he would hang out

00:17:28.700 We would hang out

00:17:29.360 And stuff

00:17:29.740 So

00:17:30.500 We were just

00:17:31.860 He was like

00:17:32.960 Why don't you come out

00:17:33.660 And open for me

00:17:34.460 I was like

00:17:34.840 Nah, I'm headline

00:17:35.520 Whatever

00:17:36.140 And then

00:17:37.300 As time went on

00:17:38.140 Then he was like

00:17:38.760 No, no, no

00:17:39.140 Do a date or two

00:17:41.020 And

00:17:41.760 And

00:17:42.140 And so then I

00:17:43.620 Started going out

00:17:44.280 On the road with him

00:17:44.960 And then when we were

00:17:46.180 On the road

00:17:46.640 He was like

00:17:47.760 Hey, I wanna

00:17:49.000 It was his idea

00:17:50.300 Like if you do an hour

00:17:51.800 Like I'll direct it

00:17:52.980 And produce it

00:17:53.940 Yeah

00:17:54.560 Well Mike's unreal

00:17:56.280 Yeah

00:17:56.720 And so

00:17:57.920 One of the best comics

00:17:58.980 In New York

00:17:59.340 I love watching the tape

00:17:59.880 Yeah

00:18:00.060 It's so good

00:18:02.600 And it'll be on my YouTube

00:18:03.620 On March 24th

00:18:05.240 But it's so good

00:18:06.340 And it's like

00:18:07.600 You're seeing this

00:18:08.660 We talked a lot about this

00:18:10.020 Last night

00:18:10.380 Like the way

00:18:10.940 Like you know

00:18:11.840 It's all kind of going now

00:18:12.840 With specials

00:18:13.500 Or like doing stuff like that

00:18:15.460 And

00:18:16.080 I'm

00:18:17.020 Clean

00:18:18.200 And

00:18:18.920 Comics

00:18:19.820 So like

00:18:20.220 This special Mike

00:18:21.140 Is gonna be clean

00:18:21.800 Like

00:18:22.060 Cause it's like

00:18:23.500 Just kind of my world

00:18:24.920 Is like

00:18:25.320 Kind of that

00:18:26.020 And it's

00:18:26.380 But it's like

00:18:27.040 For clean comics

00:18:28.320 They're not

00:18:28.840 They don't get

00:18:29.720 The level of comic

00:18:30.760 That Mike is

00:18:31.540 Like usually

00:18:32.420 Like clean is

00:18:33.520 You know

00:18:34.460 It's basically just being

00:18:35.420 Like TV clean

00:18:36.060 You know

00:18:36.320 We had to did

00:18:36.860 Comedy Central stuff

00:18:37.960 You did a half hour

00:18:38.760 You did all this

00:18:39.220 You had to be TV clean

00:18:40.540 Back when you did that stuff

00:18:41.840 So it's kind of making

00:18:42.540 Stuff like that

00:18:43.420 But putting specials out

00:18:45.880 Cause we got his

00:18:46.640 Coming out

00:18:47.240 Then Greg Warren

00:18:47.960 And then Joe Zimmerman

00:18:48.840 Is we

00:18:49.660 I take three hours

00:18:51.120 And so

00:18:52.240 It's just being super fun

00:18:53.700 And super funny

00:18:54.380 It's what I think

00:18:55.280 You do well

00:18:56.000 As you know

00:18:56.760 Where it's

00:18:57.220 You're super fun

00:18:58.180 When people go see you live

00:19:00.120 And the thing that

00:19:01.080 I've always told you

00:19:01.660 You love your fans

00:19:03.080 You love the people

00:19:04.160 That come out to see you

00:19:05.060 I

00:19:05.300 This is my favorite thing

00:19:06.800 Is that

00:19:07.600 You know

00:19:08.120 Afterward you

00:19:08.760 You go

00:19:09.680 And you're with

00:19:10.540 All of them

00:19:11.200 And you're

00:19:11.800 Just the love

00:19:12.620 You have for these people

00:19:13.780 And the love

00:19:14.740 They have for you

00:19:15.580 Is something that's

00:19:16.780 I

00:19:17.140 Is

00:19:17.680 It's getting lost

00:19:18.780 In entertainment

00:19:19.600 And it's being

00:19:21.020 There's such a disconnect

00:19:22.260 With some

00:19:22.840 With a lot of things

00:19:24.440 Where people like

00:19:25.260 They're not just

00:19:26.960 They

00:19:27.760 I don't know

00:19:28.320 They don't have

00:19:29.020 They don't

00:19:29.980 You're

00:19:30.420 People are paying

00:19:31.240 To go to these shows

00:19:32.160 And all this stuff

00:19:32.720 You're like

00:19:33.040 Show them the respect

00:19:34.300 To give them a good show

00:19:35.300 And be just entertaining

00:19:36.620 And be fun

00:19:37.540 Be a break for everybody

00:19:39.580 No one needs this

00:19:40.680 Everything doesn't need to be

00:19:41.720 This super heavy

00:19:42.500 Kind of thing

00:19:43.620 Or this

00:19:44.080 I'm smarter than you

00:19:45.280 I know this

00:19:46.240 And I know

00:19:46.700 You know

00:19:47.000 It's like

00:19:47.240 Just go be

00:19:47.920 Pure entertainment for them

00:19:49.640 And that's what

00:19:50.300 I want to do

00:19:51.520 And that's what

00:19:52.320 His special is going to do

00:19:54.060 You know

00:19:54.500 And like Greg's

00:19:55.680 And Joe's

00:19:56.180 Where it's just like

00:19:56.860 It's being fun again

00:19:58.500 Like make things be fun

00:20:00.300 I think stuff is

00:20:01.720 Like I said

00:20:02.660 Too

00:20:03.060 Too heavy

00:20:04.500 Too

00:20:04.880 People got

00:20:06.020 Like they're too smart

00:20:06.960 For you know

00:20:07.660 That's a good point

00:20:08.820 Everybody feels so smart now

00:20:10.460 Since we all have

00:20:11.280 Well smartness

00:20:12.320 Kind of adjusted

00:20:13.200 Because we all have

00:20:15.120 Everybody has the same

00:20:16.440 Access to stuff now

00:20:17.440 So it used to be

00:20:18.220 Somebody had to be smart

00:20:19.620 Yes

00:20:20.140 Now somebody just

00:20:21.360 Pulls up something

00:20:22.440 They believe

00:20:23.160 That somebody else

00:20:24.140 Has an actual

00:20:24.960 Like

00:20:25.360 Like a circumference

00:20:27.220 Of that knowledge

00:20:28.040 Or like a

00:20:28.560 Full look at it

00:20:30.380 And they just say

00:20:31.200 Well look at this

00:20:32.080 You know

00:20:32.480 Everybody's smart

00:20:33.480 If you have a good memory

00:20:34.680 You can be

00:20:35.300 You can come off

00:20:36.260 As the smartest person ever

00:20:37.240 That's a good point

00:20:37.660 Because you could just say

00:20:38.700 All the things

00:20:40.120 And then

00:20:40.840 I like

00:20:41.800 I'm trying to do a joke

00:20:42.500 About I didn't go to college

00:20:43.700 And so I'm trying to do a joke

00:20:44.580 About college now

00:20:45.320 But

00:20:45.780 Not that I'm against college

00:20:47.320 But it's like

00:20:48.480 I didn't go

00:20:48.980 I feel like college is the

00:20:50.200 They just

00:20:50.740 You go to learn big words

00:20:52.460 And so then you

00:20:53.820 They

00:20:55.180 They

00:20:55.820 People just say these big words

00:20:57.900 And then someone that

00:20:59.100 Like

00:20:59.680 I didn't go to college

00:21:00.360 So I don't know these big words

00:21:01.500 And so then you're just like

00:21:02.580 Feel like you're out of a conversation

00:21:03.900 Because you're like

00:21:04.440 Well I don't know what that word means

00:21:05.740 Oh yeah

00:21:06.200 Somebody went in

00:21:06.920 Dropped a big one on you

00:21:07.920 Yeah

00:21:08.240 Which is

00:21:09.220 And then you're just like

00:21:10.220 Well I don't know this

00:21:10.820 So then you're like

00:21:11.540 You feel dumb

00:21:12.320 Yeah

00:21:12.760 And then you're like

00:21:13.440 But I think we

00:21:14.100 I can talk what you're saying

00:21:15.620 I just don't know the word

00:21:16.740 I don't know all those words

00:21:18.300 Yeah

00:21:18.720 But I think

00:21:19.240 It feels like people are flexing on you

00:21:20.520 Yes

00:21:20.940 Oh yeah

00:21:22.020 Yeah

00:21:22.560 That's the worst huh

00:21:23.780 Mike went to

00:21:24.960 I went to college

00:21:26.220 I went to Penn State

00:21:27.000 Oh did you really

00:21:27.780 Yeah

00:21:28.120 Yeah

00:21:28.340 Very arrogant

00:21:29.240 Yeah

00:21:30.040 I pride myself on talking down

00:21:32.400 To those who didn't go

00:21:33.860 Yeah

00:21:34.220 That's what he does dude

00:21:35.440 I like to make them feel

00:21:36.400 That's what he does

00:21:36.800 Less than

00:21:37.480 Less than

00:21:38.660 Yeah dude

00:21:39.460 I'm trying to think

00:21:40.120 Diminished is a word maybe

00:21:41.660 Oh

00:21:41.960 But that means less than

00:21:43.400 Is that good

00:21:43.780 Oh

00:21:44.060 That's less than

00:21:44.800 I thought that was a positive thing for me

00:21:46.400 Diminished

00:21:47.440 Yeah

00:21:47.840 It sounds Japanese

00:21:48.860 It does

00:21:50.340 If you put the accents

00:21:52.700 You say that right in front of the American flag

00:21:54.660 How do you feel about that

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00:24:40.400 You know I'm a big fan

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00:24:44.980 Them chicken fingers

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00:24:50.160 Every chicken

00:24:51.060 Had a thousand hands on it

00:24:52.580 That's how tasty

00:24:54.080 They are

00:24:54.680 And that dip in sauce

00:24:56.720 Badal

00:24:57.980 And I put it inside of me

00:25:00.120 They're good

00:25:01.300 The Texas toast

00:25:02.820 That's buttered up

00:25:03.700 And they got them

00:25:04.760 Crinkle cut fries

00:25:05.920 Baby dang

00:25:06.600 Like somebody just

00:25:07.700 Remixed a regular fry

00:25:09.100 And they're tasty

00:25:10.560 And I got to tell you this

00:25:12.760 I like the caniac combo

00:25:14.680 That's my choice

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00:25:39.940 You know I like it

00:25:40.940 Canes

00:25:41.580 So that's the special

00:25:44.000 So to be out on the 24th

00:25:45.300 Yeah

00:25:45.500 March 24th

00:25:46.240 And were you nervous

00:25:46.860 Doing it

00:25:47.140 Because I remember

00:25:47.520 Being there that night

00:25:48.460 I'm trying to think

00:25:49.060 You had on a black

00:25:50.140 Like long sleeve

00:25:52.080 Yeah that's the funny thing

00:25:53.060 Like Nate dressed me

00:25:54.360 Completely

00:25:54.800 I'm not ashamed

00:25:55.660 To say that another

00:25:56.640 Grown man

00:25:57.860 Dressed me completely

00:25:58.560 Because I don't really know

00:25:59.640 How to dress

00:26:00.500 I'm bad

00:26:01.940 He didn't wear anything crazy

00:26:03.340 But he was like

00:26:03.780 I gave him like a

00:26:04.340 I had a black sweater

00:26:06.240 Yeah it looked like

00:26:07.020 A safe bet

00:26:07.800 Yeah

00:26:08.180 Yeah I'm just

00:26:08.860 I go very basic

00:26:09.980 Colors

00:26:10.540 Just I don't know

00:26:11.400 What I'm doing

00:26:11.880 So

00:26:12.240 Yeah

00:26:12.940 He put a little effort

00:26:14.460 It had that rehab

00:26:15.180 Graduation vibe

00:26:16.080 It was almost like

00:26:16.600 Hey this guy's graduating

00:26:17.520 His family's coming

00:26:18.200 To see him

00:26:18.680 It did have that

00:26:19.860 Yeah

00:26:20.140 Yeah

00:26:20.540 It's like it goes

00:26:21.700 You go come on man

00:26:22.760 You're doing better

00:26:23.940 Your mom bought you that

00:26:25.560 She laid it out for you

00:26:26.700 You're reintroducing yourself

00:26:28.360 To the family

00:26:29.220 Because the last time

00:26:30.300 They saw you

00:26:30.920 Was a nightmare

00:26:32.120 It was a nightmare

00:26:33.760 So you're reintroducing

00:26:35.140 To your family

00:26:35.740 Your mom lays it out

00:26:36.680 You're seeing your grandmother again

00:26:37.980 Last time you saw her

00:26:38.900 You called her some names

00:26:39.900 So

00:26:40.740 You know

00:26:41.840 And you show up

00:26:43.300 And it looks like

00:26:44.460 This rehab's not gonna take

00:26:45.760 Like it was like

00:26:47.060 This one isn't

00:26:48.140 You're gonna go back

00:26:49.220 Yeah

00:26:49.640 But this is your first one

00:26:51.080 Back out

00:26:51.680 Yeah

00:26:52.360 This is just

00:26:53.100 You're like a newborn baby

00:26:54.260 Yeah

00:26:55.160 That's it

00:26:55.860 Yeah

00:26:56.220 We'll keep a bottle near you

00:26:58.180 In case shit gets weird

00:26:59.460 The dress was huge

00:27:01.560 I don't like

00:27:02.480 Have to think about

00:27:03.340 I understand why people

00:27:04.380 Wear the same thing every day

00:27:05.520 It's like you don't have

00:27:06.620 To think about it

00:27:07.200 You just like put it on

00:27:08.080 Put it on

00:27:08.480 Put it on

00:27:08.980 I think about that all the time

00:27:10.820 I love that

00:27:11.400 To wear the same thing every day

00:27:12.920 Yeah

00:27:13.720 Yeah

00:27:13.920 On stage I wear the same thing

00:27:15.940 For the past two years

00:27:16.940 Maybe or three

00:27:17.560 Maybe three

00:27:18.460 Four years almost now

00:27:19.640 Yeah

00:27:20.280 It's just the easiest

00:27:21.260 Yeah

00:27:21.580 Black shirt and black pants

00:27:22.920 It's the same exact ones

00:27:24.200 Yeah

00:27:24.440 It's just easy for me

00:27:25.960 I can't

00:27:26.640 If I get too much opportunities

00:27:28.240 To think about stuff

00:27:29.240 I don't do well

00:27:29.980 Yeah

00:27:30.480 I agree

00:27:31.780 I don't

00:27:33.060 I don't

00:27:33.660 But I think about it

00:27:35.520 I think about it

00:27:36.000 Just in regular life

00:27:36.860 Like just

00:27:37.440 You're like

00:27:38.120 Just buy

00:27:38.960 This same stuff

00:27:40.800 Yeah

00:27:41.000 Wear it everywhere

00:27:41.680 And then

00:27:42.580 That's it

00:27:44.000 You know

00:27:44.340 It's a lot of decisions

00:27:45.540 Yeah

00:27:46.080 Yeah

00:27:46.320 You need to get decisions

00:27:47.200 Out of your life

00:27:47.860 And one color too

00:27:49.280 I think that's one thing

00:27:49.960 The black culture does well

00:27:51.560 They do

00:27:52.020 They'll be like

00:27:53.140 One color

00:27:53.980 Like today

00:27:55.100 Larry is

00:27:56.240 Fuchsia

00:27:57.500 Yeah

00:27:57.760 You know

00:27:58.260 And it's top to bottom

00:27:59.360 It's top to bottom

00:27:59.780 And he goes full fuchsia

00:28:00.760 Like he will fucking fight

00:28:01.920 For the fucking fusion military

00:28:03.500 Yeah

00:28:04.040 He will

00:28:04.660 There is no

00:28:05.580 He's eating Asian fusion

00:28:07.660 For lunch

00:28:08.320 There's no

00:28:09.080 Like

00:28:09.540 He is full fuchsia

00:28:11.360 For that day

00:28:11.940 You couldn't

00:28:12.440 Fucking

00:28:12.820 If you came near him

00:28:14.080 With a little bit

00:28:14.720 Of fucking lavender

00:28:15.700 Yeah

00:28:16.340 Or a little bit

00:28:17.180 Of fucking tangerine

00:28:18.300 He'll be my fucking

00:28:19.260 He'll flex on you

00:28:20.320 Yeah

00:28:20.540 You know

00:28:20.880 That is true

00:28:21.800 But they've mastered

00:28:23.380 The art of that

00:28:23.940 Let's make

00:28:24.320 You kind of

00:28:24.700 Let's keep it simple

00:28:25.640 You know

00:28:26.000 You go with a good cologne

00:28:28.140 A fucking sturdy cologne

00:28:29.460 And you go one color

00:28:31.400 Do you wear cologne?

00:28:33.880 I don't wear it anymore

00:28:34.880 I think cologne

00:28:35.660 These days

00:28:36.340 Kind of signifies

00:28:37.680 You're trying to hide something

00:28:39.000 Yeah

00:28:39.760 You've obviously been

00:28:41.160 I think

00:28:41.680 I think it's kind of

00:28:44.440 Two things

00:28:44.760 Either you've never

00:28:45.480 Looked at pornography

00:28:46.360 Or you've been

00:28:48.440 Cheating on your spouse

00:28:49.520 A cologne is a good sign

00:28:51.720 That you're cheating

00:28:52.280 Yeah

00:28:53.080 Yeah that is

00:28:53.840 I think that's correct actually

00:28:55.000 You wear cologne?

00:28:56.280 No I wear

00:28:56.780 Axe body spray

00:28:57.660 Do you really still?

00:28:58.500 Which is I'm not ready to cheat

00:28:59.760 But I still want to smell pungent

00:29:01.740 I think pungent is a good

00:29:03.440 Nate do you get pungent?

00:29:04.800 It's not good

00:29:05.620 I'd imagine

00:29:05.920 It's an aggressive smell

00:29:08.100 You spray Axe body spray?

00:29:09.600 Yeah

00:29:09.760 Do you really Mike?

00:29:10.600 Yeah at the gym

00:29:11.260 He's like a maniac

00:29:13.400 So you have a family

00:29:14.340 You don't have a family huh?

00:29:15.180 No

00:29:15.460 I have a girlfriend

00:29:16.420 And I have a

00:29:17.720 You know I have a family

00:29:19.200 But not in the sense that

00:29:21.240 Like traditional men have families

00:29:23.500 Like a wife and kids

00:29:24.540 Yeah

00:29:24.940 I have a mother

00:29:25.480 And a brother and a sister

00:29:26.600 But I have a girlfriend

00:29:27.560 Yeah

00:29:28.200 So you have an original family

00:29:29.120 But you don't have your own family

00:29:29.940 Yeah

00:29:30.260 Oh that's a good way to put it

00:29:31.340 Original

00:29:31.640 Yeah

00:29:32.440 Original family

00:29:33.020 That would be my original family

00:29:34.120 Yeah

00:29:34.480 Yeah he's very

00:29:35.240 He's very put together

00:29:37.780 He wrestled at Penn State

00:29:38.900 Oh you did really?

00:29:39.900 I wrestled for one year

00:29:40.920 I wrestled for one year

00:29:42.320 So

00:29:42.620 You were on the team

00:29:43.520 I went through the training

00:29:44.280 And everything

00:29:44.900 And the second year

00:29:46.240 I was like

00:29:46.640 I can't

00:29:47.580 I can't do this

00:29:48.260 This is so much work

00:29:49.420 This was the

00:29:50.140 It was so much work

00:29:51.100 This was the 60s

00:29:52.060 Go ahead

00:29:52.400 What was

00:29:53.440 I mean

00:29:54.480 Well

00:29:54.880 When Lyndon Johnson

00:29:55.680 Got into office

00:29:56.120 This is where black people

00:29:56.860 Were allowed to wrestle

00:29:57.400 Go ahead Mike

00:29:57.880 Oh yeah

00:29:58.320 You only had to wrestle

00:29:58.780 White sets easy

00:29:59.680 Yeah

00:30:00.060 We all made the Penn State team

00:30:02.560 I guess

00:30:02.900 But yeah

00:30:05.460 After the first year

00:30:06.320 I was like

00:30:06.760 This is

00:30:07.140 I mean

00:30:07.440 The guys were so good

00:30:08.680 It was

00:30:08.980 The training was so tough

00:30:10.080 Sometimes we'd have to

00:30:10.920 Work out three times a day

00:30:12.100 And

00:30:12.920 It was just

00:30:14.340 I'm like

00:30:15.340 I can't wrap my head around it

00:30:17.400 So

00:30:17.640 I didn't do it

00:30:18.980 And then

00:30:19.240 I really enjoyed

00:30:20.260 The rest of my college career

00:30:21.360 Because I was friends

00:30:21.880 With a lot of those guys

00:30:22.840 And I lived with them

00:30:23.640 And so I had a great time

00:30:25.240 Just not having to do

00:30:26.540 The punishing

00:30:27.400 Punishing

00:30:27.780 I still love the sport

00:30:29.060 Yeah

00:30:29.480 But to be honest

00:30:30.580 Like I didn't

00:30:31.240 I wasn't good enough

00:30:32.520 To be there

00:30:33.480 Really

00:30:33.880 I placed in states

00:30:35.540 In high school

00:30:37.180 Where I was from

00:30:38.100 So I was good for my area

00:30:39.460 Which is Florida

00:30:40.140 Which wasn't

00:30:41.080 I started wrestling in Ohio

00:30:42.540 And then placed in states

00:30:43.580 In Florida

00:30:44.000 Where I went to high school

00:30:44.900 And so I was good for my area

00:30:46.800 But

00:30:47.100 We were number three

00:30:49.320 In the country

00:30:49.840 The year that I wrestled there

00:30:52.040 And

00:30:52.460 We had just

00:30:53.440 All Americans

00:30:54.100 And national champs

00:30:55.020 All up and down the lineup

00:30:56.240 So it was just

00:30:57.280 Going to practice

00:30:58.720 Was just taking beatings

00:30:59.800 Every day

00:31:00.220 But you know

00:31:01.360 I learned a lot

00:31:02.040 Mental toughness

00:31:02.780 All that stuff

00:31:03.380 So it was great

00:31:04.340 It was a great experience

00:31:05.220 You think you could beat

00:31:06.200 Like Bobby Lee

00:31:06.940 Says that he wrestled in

00:31:08.620 I don't know what he was in

00:31:11.040 An internment camp

00:31:11.920 Or something

00:31:12.320 But he said that

00:31:13.420 He wrestled at some point

00:31:14.800 He had to wrestle

00:31:15.820 Yeah yeah

00:31:16.560 He had no choice

00:31:17.400 He probably wrestled for

00:31:19.760 You know

00:31:20.580 Oranges or whatever

00:31:21.460 They had for dinner

00:31:22.280 But

00:31:23.120 Do you think you could

00:31:24.460 Bring up Bobby Lee

00:31:25.440 In a wrestling

00:31:25.840 There you go

00:31:26.920 That's crazy

00:31:27.520 Beat him in a wrestling

00:31:28.580 I don't know his background

00:31:29.760 Like I wasn't the best

00:31:30.720 Athlete in the world

00:31:31.820 And I also wasn't

00:31:32.640 The best technician

00:31:34.560 I had

00:31:35.400 I worked

00:31:36.140 When I was

00:31:36.760 When I was

00:31:37.480 On teams

00:31:38.460 I would really work hard

00:31:39.580 And I was like

00:31:40.080 Hard nosed

00:31:40.800 So I can say that

00:31:42.300 About myself

00:31:42.940 Yeah

00:31:43.260 That's how I'll describe

00:31:44.120 His comedy

00:31:44.660 Hard nosed

00:31:45.500 He's not

00:31:45.880 Well now

00:31:46.300 He's not the best

00:31:46.920 At everything

00:31:47.340 But he does show up

00:31:48.640 And that's

00:31:49.840 And that's what people

00:31:50.660 Come see

00:31:51.180 When people buy tickets

00:31:52.520 Just know

00:31:53.520 It's not gonna be

00:31:54.280 The best show you've ever seen

00:31:55.180 But Mike will show up

00:31:56.700 I will win

00:31:57.260 He's like a union worker

00:31:58.500 I'm blue collar

00:32:00.500 Yeah I love that though

00:32:01.920 So bring it back up

00:32:03.020 I wanna see that picture

00:32:03.760 You don't

00:32:04.120 Be honest with me

00:32:05.200 I don't know

00:32:05.720 Y'all be in different weight classes

00:32:06.980 Yeah we're in different weight classes

00:32:08.140 I don't know

00:32:08.360 Let's get a current picture

00:32:09.380 Of Bobby Lee then

00:32:10.100 And see if we could

00:32:10.860 There you go

00:32:11.400 I could tell you

00:32:12.880 I could tell you

00:32:13.820 I could win

00:32:14.580 By knowing his background

00:32:16.240 What state did he wrestle in

00:32:17.920 California

00:32:18.320 California's a

00:32:19.800 California's a wild card state

00:32:21.840 You could be

00:32:22.300 There's like really good guys

00:32:23.920 You wouldn't think

00:32:24.760 California's a good state

00:32:25.880 It's not good as

00:32:26.580 Pennsylvania or Ohio

00:32:27.700 Or Iowa

00:32:28.200 But it is very good

00:32:29.800 That's an actual picture

00:32:30.960 Of him during the tournament

00:32:31.880 Yeah so bring up that picture

00:32:33.480 Yeah

00:32:33.740 Okay

00:32:34.900 Could you beat

00:32:36.440 And don't get it confused

00:32:38.140 With his brother

00:32:38.720 Just bring up a current picture

00:32:39.780 Of Bobby Lee

00:32:40.320 Let's get real

00:32:42.080 I just wanna get to

00:32:42.840 The truth here Mike

00:32:43.740 Because

00:32:44.200 People are gonna come see you

00:32:45.840 They wanna see the truth

00:32:46.720 Yeah they wanna see

00:32:47.560 Exactly

00:32:48.020 Can you beat this guy

00:32:49.240 Zoom in on this man please

00:32:50.480 Can you beat this guy

00:32:53.220 In wrestling

00:32:53.640 Can I beat him in wrestling

00:32:56.460 Right now

00:32:56.960 Ask yourself honestly

00:32:58.000 It's real easy to answer

00:32:58.880 I would think so

00:32:59.560 Well right now maybe

00:33:00.840 Yeah

00:33:01.760 Cause I'm in

00:33:02.640 I'm in decent shape now

00:33:04.440 I'm not in wrestling shape

00:33:05.620 You're in us shape

00:33:06.100 I'm in this guy

00:33:06.880 Yeah

00:33:07.260 This guy's bucket

00:33:09.600 Definitely is more of a tapas

00:33:11.440 I think

00:33:12.800 The other guy we did

00:33:15.300 Greg Warren

00:33:16.720 A special come out after

00:33:17.760 He wrestled from Missouri

00:33:19.260 From his all American

00:33:20.180 Oh my god

00:33:21.020 Nate is doing nothing

00:33:21.940 But wrestlers specials

00:33:23.260 Yeah

00:33:23.420 Well they just had

00:33:24.160 The national championship

00:33:24.920 On this weekend I think

00:33:25.960 And Penn State is unreal now

00:33:27.320 Joe Zimmerman

00:33:28.120 College golfer

00:33:30.220 Oh he was

00:33:30.800 For Davidson

00:33:31.180 Yeah

00:33:31.560 But Greg Warren

00:33:35.100 Wrestled with Michael Chandler's brother

00:33:36.760 Oh really

00:33:37.840 I think so

00:33:38.960 Greg Warren

00:33:39.760 I say this on every podcast

00:33:40.960 Cause people in

00:33:41.880 You know

00:33:42.300 The comedy community

00:33:43.200 Is small

00:33:43.580 They go

00:33:43.860 You wrestled

00:33:44.380 Greg wrestled

00:33:44.920 Who would win

00:33:45.360 Who would win

00:33:45.820 I'm like

00:33:46.120 Greg was on another level

00:33:47.640 He was an all American

00:33:48.440 He was that great

00:33:49.060 He was really really tough

00:33:50.120 Did y'all come across

00:33:50.900 That Foxcatcher guy

00:33:52.020 Oh yeah

00:33:53.380 Oh no

00:33:53.760 That guy was

00:33:54.260 That was happening

00:33:55.020 When I was in school

00:33:56.620 But yeah

00:33:57.620 No

00:33:57.900 I saw that movie

00:34:00.600 That was crazy

00:34:01.460 He was

00:34:02.280 He was out of his mind

00:34:03.260 That was the

00:34:03.820 That was when you were

00:34:05.140 That's when I was in

00:34:06.180 Yeah

00:34:06.380 College

00:34:06.880 Yeah

00:34:07.240 But those guys would go

00:34:08.160 Like the guys

00:34:09.120 The top guys on the team

00:34:10.120 Would go train

00:34:10.940 At Foxcatcher

00:34:11.900 Cause for the Olympics

00:34:13.040 And stuff

00:34:13.560 And was he doing

00:34:14.620 Touching people

00:34:15.460 Or he was abusing them

00:34:16.460 I haven't seen the movie

00:34:17.180 I don't know about that

00:34:18.300 Like I don't know the facts

00:34:19.200 Or everything

00:34:19.540 But I can't imagine

00:34:20.580 Oh you're on his side

00:34:21.600 Go ahead

00:34:21.960 Yeah yeah

00:34:22.380 I can't imagine

00:34:23.520 I don't even know

00:34:24.300 I don't know anything about it

00:34:25.200 I can't imagine him doing that

00:34:26.640 To this level of wrestlers

00:34:28.140 Like touching them

00:34:29.860 And being like

00:34:31.020 Not having any repercussions

00:34:33.140 Wrestlers are not

00:34:34.280 They don't play

00:34:35.020 Stable people

00:34:35.540 And they're not gonna play

00:34:36.720 I don't care how much money

00:34:37.900 The guy has

00:34:38.520 So I can't see him

00:34:41.200 Like being predatory

00:34:43.180 Against these types of guys

00:34:44.760 These types of guys

00:34:45.560 Are very very tough guys

00:34:46.860 And I know the guy's

00:34:47.960 A billionaire

00:34:48.400 And all that stuff

00:34:49.160 But you know

00:34:50.140 When somebody

00:34:51.080 You know

00:34:51.640 Fondles you

00:34:52.360 That all that goes

00:34:53.040 Out the window

00:34:53.580 Maybe not for you guys

00:34:54.540 I don't know

00:34:55.160 But for me

00:34:56.160 Yeah

00:34:57.160 You would put a stop to it

00:34:58.200 For me

00:34:58.520 You have to put a stop to it

00:34:59.580 But the level wrestler

00:35:00.240 You're at

00:35:00.640 I don't think you could take him

00:35:01.620 I'm trying to think

00:35:02.380 Are we saying that though

00:35:03.340 Like would you have trouble with it

00:35:05.520 Would you right now

00:35:08.320 Just be saying

00:35:08.840 Well he was a different weight class

00:35:09.820 So I had to go with it

00:35:11.220 Yeah

00:35:11.880 Yeah what if he just does

00:35:13.480 A naked naked choke

00:35:14.760 And you're like

00:35:15.260 This I don't think

00:35:15.840 This is a

00:35:16.280 Yeah

00:35:16.920 You're naked naked

00:35:18.320 Yeah

00:35:18.640 Yeah

00:35:18.920 You're like how is this dude

00:35:20.620 So Nate you're helping

00:35:22.140 Produce three specials

00:35:23.140 Yes

00:35:23.460 Okay and are they all coming out

00:35:24.620 Like is it to be sequential

00:35:26.140 Like should people

00:35:26.800 Yeah yeah

00:35:27.160 It's like March 24th

00:35:28.980 I want to say

00:35:29.580 Roughly a month

00:35:31.440 A month

00:35:31.840 Okay sweet

00:35:32.500 Something like that

00:35:33.640 All on my

00:35:34.380 On my YouTube

00:35:35.280 Yeah

00:35:35.620 That's awesome

00:35:36.180 But it's like guys

00:35:36.920 That have been around

00:35:37.600 Like you know

00:35:38.420 Oh yeah

00:35:39.220 I've been around for a long time

00:35:39.760 Mike's done specials

00:35:40.600 Mike's done everything

00:35:41.720 And it's

00:35:42.500 You know

00:35:43.300 We were talking about

00:35:43.860 Like last night

00:35:44.640 Where the specials are going

00:35:45.920 Where it's just such

00:35:46.620 A different thing now

00:35:47.540 There's not

00:35:48.340 And we might

00:35:50.380 I'm going to be doing

00:35:52.020 Something else too

00:35:52.840 That filming something

00:35:53.880 With like

00:35:54.380 Newer

00:35:55.920 Some newer comics

00:35:56.780 Some not

00:35:57.160 Where it's like

00:35:57.560 Kind of a Live at Gotham

00:35:58.480 Kind of

00:35:58.880 Nice

00:35:59.300 But it's

00:36:00.360 You know

00:36:01.420 Comics

00:36:02.000 If you're starting now

00:36:03.280 As a comic

00:36:03.820 What do you

00:36:05.420 It's like

00:36:06.040 What do you got to do

00:36:06.980 Like for us

00:36:07.660 We were

00:36:08.020 We did Live at Gotham

00:36:08.940 I think we did it

00:36:09.560 All at the same time

00:36:10.420 Didn't we all do

00:36:11.900 Live at Gotham

00:36:12.300 I feel like you and I

00:36:12.620 Did it around the same

00:36:13.420 I strongly

00:36:14.600 2008

00:36:15.400 We did it the same year

00:36:16.280 I think we did it

00:36:16.820 The same year

00:36:17.240 2008

00:36:17.860 And we did half hours

00:36:19.020 In 2010

00:36:19.500 We did half hours

00:36:20.320 The same year

00:36:20.900 Wow

00:36:21.560 In Boston

00:36:22.120 Did y'all shoot yours

00:36:22.780 No no

00:36:23.520 I shot mine in New York

00:36:24.660 Oh you didn't

00:36:25.220 So you were in Boston

00:36:25.860 Yeah

00:36:26.240 But we were all

00:36:27.200 About the same

00:36:27.920 Same time

00:36:29.100 And so like

00:36:30.000 There was a path

00:36:31.140 That comics had to take

00:36:32.620 Right

00:36:32.860 Where we did

00:36:33.420 You know Live at Gotham

00:36:34.640 You did half hours

00:36:35.820 The Comedy Central hour

00:36:36.920 And then you know

00:36:38.200 Then Netflix came

00:36:39.060 But now

00:36:39.560 For young comics

00:36:40.800 You're like

00:36:41.220 I don't know

00:36:41.660 What you have to do

00:36:42.520 Like there's no

00:36:43.420 You can try to do

00:36:45.940 A late night set

00:36:46.720 But outside of that

00:36:49.460 You're like

00:36:50.060 I mean

00:36:50.720 An hour

00:36:52.020 Netflix

00:36:52.360 Like you know

00:36:52.940 There's not

00:36:53.440 I get Netflix did some

00:36:54.680 15 minute stuff

00:36:56.140 Half hour stuff

00:36:56.860 Stand up wise

00:36:57.360 There's nowhere to go

00:36:58.520 There used to be steps

00:36:59.480 To measure yourself

00:37:00.400 Okay

00:37:00.780 I'm gonna shoot

00:37:01.500 I did my eight minutes

00:37:02.640 On Live at Gotham

00:37:03.660 Now I'm shooting

00:37:04.160 For this half hour

00:37:04.920 It's like

00:37:05.140 I didn't get a half hour

00:37:06.240 This year

00:37:06.600 It's like

00:37:06.940 Alright

00:37:07.520 Let me tighten it up

00:37:08.500 And like try again next year

00:37:09.720 Like there was some

00:37:10.460 Ethics to like

00:37:11.760 You know

00:37:12.400 Progressing

00:37:13.160 Now it's just like

00:37:14.220 Let me try to get on TikTok

00:37:15.540 And have a video go viral

00:37:16.900 And then do an hour

00:37:17.720 Like then the first step

00:37:19.140 Is an hour

00:37:19.720 And that's

00:37:20.740 That's not the best

00:37:22.520 Wow

00:37:22.760 Yeah that's a

00:37:23.500 That's a strange flex

00:37:24.600 Do a lot of people

00:37:25.180 Think that you

00:37:25.800 You think a lot of comics

00:37:26.720 Feel like they need to

00:37:27.460 Like do an hour now

00:37:28.540 No

00:37:29.340 No I don't think

00:37:30.480 I mean

00:37:31.080 I think special

00:37:31.740 Or the first thing

00:37:31.960 They put out is an hour

00:37:32.680 The first thing

00:37:33.140 They put out is an hour

00:37:34.000 And guys have been

00:37:34.920 Doing comedy

00:37:35.220 Like you know

00:37:35.760 The thing with him

00:37:37.260 And Greg and Joe

00:37:38.460 Is like

00:37:38.940 These are guys

00:37:39.940 That have been doing comedy

00:37:40.500 For 20 years

00:37:41.420 Oh yeah

00:37:41.720 And so I've been doing it

00:37:42.760 For 20 years too

00:37:43.380 Like so it's like

00:37:44.100 We've been doing it

00:37:44.980 For long times

00:37:45.860 He's been doing it

00:37:46.360 For a long time

00:37:46.840 So it's like

00:37:47.340 You're showing

00:37:47.980 Him to go do an hour

00:37:49.480 You're like

00:37:49.780 Yeah dude

00:37:50.100 He can do

00:37:50.660 He can headline

00:37:51.380 And he does an hour

00:37:52.120 But then there's comics

00:37:53.260 That are newer

00:37:54.160 And it's like

00:37:54.660 I mean

00:37:54.900 Their only outlet

00:37:55.760 Is to be like

00:37:56.540 Well I got clicks

00:37:57.460 On TikTok or whatever

00:37:58.560 I'll put out an hour

00:38:00.200 And you're like

00:38:00.640 Man it's hard to

00:38:02.440 Build up to be able

00:38:03.860 To do an hour

00:38:04.540 You know

00:38:04.900 Headlining

00:38:05.400 Like it's not an easy thing

00:38:07.140 Like it's

00:38:07.820 But guys are going from

00:38:09.720 They have a couple clips

00:38:11.440 And it's

00:38:12.060 To then just putting out

00:38:13.700 A full hour special

00:38:14.680 Right

00:38:14.780 And I think the discipline

00:38:15.740 Of working in the clubs

00:38:17.680 The way that we all worked

00:38:18.860 In the clubs

00:38:19.560 Is now

00:38:20.400 It's not totally

00:38:22.000 Out the window

00:38:22.560 But I don't think

00:38:23.260 We had no choice

00:38:24.440 But to grind in the clubs

00:38:26.220 For years and years

00:38:27.180 And that's not

00:38:28.320 A thing anymore

00:38:29.960 It's not as big of a thing

00:38:31.340 As it used to be

00:38:32.120 That's interesting

00:38:32.860 Because you know

00:38:33.680 Podcasts and TikTok

00:38:35.280 And Instagram

00:38:36.100 It's like

00:38:36.580 Oh this is where I'm gonna

00:38:38.260 Have my success

00:38:39.760 Why am I

00:38:40.600 Why am I in the clubs

00:38:41.800 Every single night

00:38:42.680 Right

00:38:42.980 You can be loosely funny now

00:38:44.640 Versus

00:38:45.400 Having to be

00:38:46.340 When you're on stage

00:38:47.280 It's like

00:38:47.800 No it needs to be exact

00:38:49.460 Right

00:38:49.800 Because you're

00:38:50.520 An audience is there

00:38:51.320 And it's an immediate reaction

00:38:52.340 And now

00:38:52.920 You can

00:38:53.700 It seems like

00:38:54.820 You can shoot a bunch of videos

00:38:56.120 And then you just

00:38:56.740 Finally pick one that

00:38:57.880 Works or

00:38:58.780 You know

00:38:59.260 Whatever it is

00:39:00.000 Yeah

00:39:00.380 Sorry guys

00:39:01.780 My

00:39:02.000 Stepdad's in the hospital

00:39:04.100 Not really

00:39:05.580 He actually passed away

00:39:06.520 A couple years ago

00:39:06.980 But

00:39:07.280 He

00:39:08.340 But he would be in the hospital

00:39:10.420 My mom thinks about him a lot

00:39:11.760 Yeah

00:39:12.100 Yeah

00:39:12.760 He would still be in the hospital

00:39:14.160 If he was alive today

00:39:14.940 Probably

00:39:15.240 He probably would

00:39:16.100 He was a warrior

00:39:16.820 He was a union guy

00:39:18.100 Oh yeah

00:39:18.420 He didn't give up

00:39:19.180 He showed up

00:39:19.860 Wow

00:39:20.220 Even in a coma

00:39:20.860 He was there every fucking day

00:39:22.480 Yeah

00:39:22.760 Non-responsive

00:39:23.880 Yeah

00:39:24.180 Clocking in

00:39:26.020 Clocking out

00:39:26.640 We like to call it

00:39:28.500 Active listening

00:39:29.220 Yeah

00:39:29.660 That's active listening

00:39:30.940 Is another

00:39:31.500 Positive way to say

00:39:32.440 Non-responsive

00:39:33.220 You think

00:39:33.840 Would you go get it all out

00:39:35.520 Because a guy like that

00:39:36.820 If you have a dad like that

00:39:38.500 He probably didn't

00:39:39.900 You get to talk to him that much

00:39:41.380 Yeah

00:39:41.820 So when he finally gets that coma

00:39:43.100 You're like

00:39:43.640 Go let it out

00:39:44.740 Oh that's a great podcast idea

00:39:46.580 Coma chatter

00:39:47.400 Yeah

00:39:48.120 You just

00:39:49.300 Yeah

00:39:49.680 Yeah

00:39:50.040 Bring sons in

00:39:52.260 That never got to tell their dad

00:39:53.440 They love them or something

00:39:54.340 Yeah

00:39:55.400 Yeah I've thought a lot about that

00:39:56.740 Like a special

00:39:57.320 I've thought a lot about

00:39:58.300 You know

00:39:59.620 I did this ketamine therapy

00:40:00.740 Where I got to

00:40:01.400 And there was a

00:40:01.840 There was a moment during it

00:40:03.120 Where I actually got to

00:40:04.760 Spend time with my dad

00:40:05.820 Right

00:40:06.120 Like as real as you and I

00:40:07.420 Are sitting right here

00:40:08.140 This is as real as it felt

00:40:09.460 On any sensory level

00:40:10.700 Right

00:40:11.040 Which is crazy

00:40:12.200 I wouldn't just say that

00:40:13.260 I'm not a guy

00:40:13.740 You know

00:40:14.280 I don't know ghosts

00:40:15.100 Or anything like that

00:40:15.880 I'm not a bad guy

00:40:16.700 But I got to spend time with him

00:40:18.680 For maybe about like

00:40:19.900 What felt like maybe a minute

00:40:21.160 Or two minutes

00:40:21.940 Where he was

00:40:22.520 It was as real as

00:40:23.680 Any sense of mine

00:40:24.640 Ever knew

00:40:25.400 That anybody was real

00:40:26.700 Yeah

00:40:26.920 So

00:40:27.700 I think it'd be interesting

00:40:29.320 If you had

00:40:30.100 I thought if they had like

00:40:31.040 Mannequins or something

00:40:31.880 Where you could bring your parents

00:40:32.920 Old clothing or something

00:40:34.160 Or if your buddy got hit by a truck

00:40:35.620 Or something

00:40:36.100 Or you know

00:40:37.260 Drove into like an embankment

00:40:38.460 Or something

00:40:38.820 And died or something

00:40:39.600 He was peeled up

00:40:40.500 But

00:40:41.340 You could go bring their stuff

00:40:43.000 And then you spend time

00:40:44.280 Almost with the mannequin

00:40:45.400 Or maybe you put all of it

00:40:46.480 Into like a machine

00:40:47.820 And the machine

00:40:48.480 Creates a hologram of them

00:40:49.980 And then you get to like

00:40:51.480 Like I wonder if they'll have

00:40:52.480 That kind of stuff

00:40:53.100 In the future you know

00:40:54.020 Or a place where you get

00:40:55.120 To redo the dad's coma

00:40:57.080 Yeah

00:40:57.660 You know

00:40:57.880 And there's like a fake dad

00:40:58.940 In there laying in there

00:40:59.940 Some guy's like the new Santa

00:41:01.140 Or whatever

00:41:01.580 At the mall

00:41:02.400 And he clocks in

00:41:03.220 And you go in

00:41:03.820 And you fucking sit by the bed

00:41:05.120 For 40 minutes

00:41:06.560 Or whatever

00:41:06.980 And get it out

00:41:07.640 But is ketamine

00:41:08.680 A hallucinogen?

00:41:10.760 Yeah dude

00:41:11.460 This shit

00:41:11.940 Is that cat tranquilizer?

00:41:14.440 Is that what it is?

00:41:15.320 I wouldn't be shocked dude

00:41:16.560 I'll tell you this

00:41:17.640 I fucking

00:41:18.100 Because I used to do that on stage

00:41:19.600 I'd be like

00:41:19.920 Are you guys all on ketamine?

00:41:21.240 And then

00:41:21.520 Because you guys feel like

00:41:22.720 Tired cats

00:41:23.540 Why do you want to feel

00:41:24.560 Like a tired cat?

00:41:25.700 I don't know

00:41:26.120 I didn't know

00:41:26.480 It was a hallucinogen

00:41:27.340 I thought that was like acid

00:41:28.480 Or

00:41:28.840 What's the other thing

00:41:31.200 That's like acid

00:41:32.060 But it's safer

00:41:32.780 And everybody

00:41:33.440 Everybody does it now

00:41:35.840 You can do it

00:41:36.520 You have to

00:41:36.920 You can go to a place

00:41:38.240 And do it

00:41:39.420 And

00:41:39.720 Oh

00:41:40.860 The thing Aaron Rodgers did?

00:41:42.560 Yeah

00:41:42.780 It's like that kind of

00:41:43.680 Oh ayahuasca

00:41:44.540 Ayahuasca

00:41:45.360 Yeah

00:41:45.640 Oh I felt like

00:41:46.880 I was like a bitmoji

00:41:48.180 Stuck in the back

00:41:49.240 Of like a

00:41:50.120 Like a

00:41:51.860 I remember one time

00:41:52.780 Thinking I was like

00:41:53.480 Like a

00:41:54.060 Like a gigabyte

00:41:55.040 Or something

00:41:55.540 Stuck in the back corner

00:41:56.940 Of like a

00:41:57.520 Foot locker

00:41:58.940 Like I was fucking

00:42:00.260 Out there though

00:42:00.980 And where do you

00:42:02.020 Do this at?

00:42:02.860 Like in a room?

00:42:04.180 Yeah

00:42:04.400 Just in a chill room

00:42:05.500 Like you

00:42:06.140 Like you go somewhere

00:42:07.140 To do it?

00:42:07.740 There's like a therapist

00:42:08.600 In there with you

00:42:09.260 So it's like guided meditation

00:42:10.540 Kind of while you're doing it

00:42:11.820 So you did that?

00:42:13.100 Yeah

00:42:13.320 That was pretty cool

00:42:14.580 If you're just shooting up

00:42:15.480 At a fucking

00:42:15.880 Outside of a Jimmy John's

00:42:16.980 Or whatever

00:42:17.200 I don't

00:42:17.620 Think that's the way

00:42:19.060 To you know

00:42:19.800 Right

00:42:20.040 Yeah

00:42:20.520 I wasn't doing that

00:42:21.200 That's the old school

00:42:23.240 That was more

00:42:24.940 The freelance version

00:42:25.880 Yeah

00:42:26.200 But this is a little bit

00:42:27.840 More sanctioned

00:42:28.720 But to get back

00:42:30.300 To what you're saying

00:42:30.700 Yeah I think

00:42:31.140 It would be interesting

00:42:32.260 If they had like

00:42:33.580 Kind of reenactment stuff

00:42:35.380 Where you could go through

00:42:36.040 And redo it

00:42:36.820 Is that what we're talking

00:42:38.200 About comas

00:42:38.860 How are we getting

00:42:39.320 Yeah

00:42:39.580 I like your podcast idea

00:42:41.980 Of going to

00:42:43.040 Somebody with a coma

00:42:44.040 That you have a lot

00:42:44.800 To get out

00:42:45.240 And they're in a coma now

00:42:46.420 And you could just

00:42:47.040 Tell everything

00:42:48.000 Just go 40 minutes

00:42:49.820 You know

00:42:50.100 Just go 45 minutes

00:42:51.460 Just talking about

00:42:52.720 Your feelings

00:42:53.240 With no

00:42:54.480 Nothing coming back

00:42:56.000 What's interesting

00:42:57.560 Because sometimes

00:42:57.980 You need that

00:42:58.680 You just post

00:43:00.200 Whatever the relationship

00:43:01.700 Whatever the relationship is

00:43:02.860 And then

00:43:03.620 You just go right into it

00:43:04.940 But I don't know

00:43:05.720 If hospice will be cool with it

00:43:07.040 But also

00:43:07.880 If you could get a blip

00:43:08.840 On their thing

00:43:09.460 You'd fucking

00:43:10.140 That would be it

00:43:11.480 It'd be like blip hunters

00:43:12.540 And we go

00:43:13.360 And we sit with somebody

00:43:14.300 Who's in a coma

00:43:14.840 And they have their line

00:43:16.480 Or whatever

00:43:16.880 On their heart reading

00:43:18.060 Right

00:43:18.420 And if you can fucking

00:43:19.420 Get them to blip

00:43:20.260 Or something

00:43:20.740 You know you got through

00:43:21.720 That person wins

00:43:22.820 Yeah

00:43:23.060 That's great

00:43:24.620 Turn it into a

00:43:25.580 Game show

00:43:25.940 And if he doesn't

00:43:26.720 If you don't get a blip

00:43:27.760 Then you're like

00:43:28.360 This guy's good

00:43:29.120 He's got

00:43:29.920 This guy

00:43:31.060 You're like

00:43:32.000 He doesn't feel any

00:43:33.220 He's like

00:43:33.540 No no

00:43:34.160 He's willing

00:43:35.700 Yeah

00:43:36.520 It would be

00:43:37.280 If you knew

00:43:39.640 You were gonna

00:43:40.160 Die

00:43:41.800 And still not

00:43:43.280 Give anything in

00:43:44.400 At all

00:43:44.780 Man that's

00:43:46.820 It's a strong person

00:43:47.840 Yeah

00:43:48.880 To go to the grave

00:43:49.840 With something

00:43:50.400 Right

00:43:50.760 Yeah

00:43:51.060 I don't know

00:43:51.800 If I'd go to the grave

00:43:52.720 With all my secrets

00:43:53.760 Mmhmm

00:43:56.480 You got to tell them

00:43:57.540 To somebody

00:43:57.800 Tell them to a nephew

00:43:58.660 Right

00:43:59.120 Tell them to somebody

00:44:00.320 Who doesn't

00:44:00.740 You know

00:44:01.340 A nephew

00:44:03.140 And throw that all

00:44:05.000 On a nephew

00:44:05.620 Like a young nephew

00:44:06.740 Oh a nephew

00:44:07.420 Is just a time capsule

00:44:08.380 For your bullshit

00:44:09.180 I feel like

00:44:09.800 You know

00:44:10.140 Yeah

00:44:10.420 A nephew

00:44:10.940 Yeah

00:44:11.400 It's like someone

00:44:11.940 That's like

00:44:12.580 I didn't really know

00:44:13.400 My uncle

00:44:13.860 And then I really

00:44:15.060 Knew my uncle

00:44:15.700 Like just right

00:44:16.520 Before he died

00:44:17.140 He just

00:44:17.700 Unleashed on me

00:44:19.500 And I got to

00:44:20.360 Carry that around

00:44:21.280 That's my mom

00:44:22.800 He was talking

00:44:23.260 Like he

00:44:23.780 You know

00:44:24.680 Like just a lot

00:44:26.360 It's just a lot

00:44:27.680 To throw on a nephew

00:44:28.720 But it's gotta go somewhere

00:44:30.200 You know what I mean

00:44:30.660 Yeah

00:44:30.920 To get back to

00:44:34.060 Kind of what you guys

00:44:34.660 Were saying about

00:44:35.240 Like yeah

00:44:35.640 I think having clips

00:44:36.940 And stuff obviously

00:44:37.600 Is helpful to people

00:44:38.560 These days

00:44:39.180 I think people

00:44:40.060 More than ever

00:44:40.660 Want to see

00:44:41.480 Some person

00:44:42.640 A person

00:44:43.120 Get to know a person

00:44:44.020 And their personality

00:44:44.800 Yeah

00:44:45.100 You know

00:44:45.640 I think it's even

00:44:46.600 What's nice about

00:44:47.280 Being involved

00:44:47.940 In like podcasting worlds

00:44:49.300 Yeah

00:44:49.600 Is that

00:44:52.320 People want to

00:44:53.560 Get to know somebody

00:44:54.240 Because for so long

00:44:55.120 It was so formulaic

00:44:56.440 It was like

00:44:56.960 You just got

00:44:58.660 This person

00:44:59.780 That had kind of

00:45:01.560 Been through this system

00:45:02.680 And the system

00:45:04.360 Was all kind of

00:45:04.960 Dictated

00:45:05.440 And that's who

00:45:06.060 Kind of got to

00:45:07.000 A level where

00:45:08.320 People were able

00:45:09.080 To see their work

00:45:10.160 Right

00:45:10.860 You know

00:45:11.420 And now I think

00:45:12.720 People are

00:45:14.760 Wanting to get

00:45:15.440 To know people more

00:45:16.900 Right

00:45:17.480 Maybe

00:45:17.980 Hypothetically I'm guessing

00:45:19.140 Yeah

00:45:19.560 And then so they

00:45:20.240 Listen to podcasts

00:45:21.120 And they get to know people

00:45:22.080 They get to know people

00:45:22.860 That are on the episodes

00:45:23.720 It's a pretty small universe

00:45:25.200 After a while

00:45:25.920 Yeah

00:45:26.280 Right

00:45:26.540 And then

00:45:27.500 And so then they feel

00:45:29.700 A little bit more connection

00:45:30.460 So then when they're

00:45:30.980 Sitting in the audience

00:45:31.520 They're also getting

00:45:32.120 To see this person

00:45:33.060 Yeah

00:45:33.620 Yeah

00:45:34.020 This person

00:45:35.400 And not just the material

00:45:37.260 They get to know

00:45:39.880 Where it kind of comes from

00:45:40.940 Right

00:45:41.260 Yeah I think they

00:45:42.320 You know I sat in the audience

00:45:43.620 One night

00:45:44.280 I was watching a

00:45:45.940 I was watching a guy

00:45:48.980 Who a podcaster

00:45:50.080 And I was like

00:45:50.620 Oh a lot of the audience

00:45:52.060 I could feel it

00:45:52.680 They're just excited

00:45:53.680 To be here in the room

00:45:54.860 With me

00:45:55.160 Oh yeah

00:45:55.940 You know it's cool

00:45:56.880 And I even thought

00:45:57.720 I was like man yeah

00:45:58.420 This is cool

00:45:58.900 We're literally just

00:45:59.820 Hanging out with them here

00:46:00.920 If the material is good or bad

00:46:02.940 Yeah

00:46:03.460 We're hanging out with them here

00:46:04.700 Yeah

00:46:05.040 Pretty cool

00:46:05.540 Yeah that's where the

00:46:07.360 You get

00:46:07.880 They got to feel the love

00:46:09.120 Though

00:46:09.380 Like it's like

00:46:10.120 The

00:46:10.580 You know

00:46:11.280 Like when you

00:46:12.040 Say when people

00:46:12.780 Go see you live

00:46:13.800 It's

00:46:14.760 They

00:46:15.940 They want to be able

00:46:16.700 To feel that appreciation

00:46:17.960 You have

00:46:19.060 For them coming out

00:46:21.120 And like that's

00:46:22.840 Like that doesn't need

00:46:24.400 To be taken advantage of

00:46:25.540 Because it's

00:46:26.380 It's a

00:46:26.960 You know people

00:46:27.980 It's you know

00:46:28.840 Expensive to go

00:46:29.800 See anything

00:46:30.840 To do anything anymore

00:46:32.080 And so they

00:46:33.400 They want to feel that

00:46:34.840 You care

00:46:36.660 As much as they do

00:46:38.140 That's a good point man

00:46:39.340 I got to remember that

00:46:40.620 Sometimes I let people

00:46:41.460 Know that I care

00:46:42.220 You know

00:46:42.680 Sometimes I

00:46:43.100 Don't forget

00:46:43.760 I think it shows

00:46:44.620 It's going to show

00:46:46.300 I think it shows

00:46:47.340 I've seen you at

00:46:48.020 Your shows

00:46:48.880 And I think it shows

00:46:49.760 And it's

00:46:50.740 And that's an important thing

00:46:54.040 Because

00:46:54.180 There's people that

00:46:56.560 Don't have that

00:46:57.560 And

00:46:57.900 I mean I think

00:46:59.080 A big aspect of Hollywood

00:47:00.920 Doesn't have that anymore

00:47:01.880 And the stuff that they

00:47:02.840 A lot of stuff they make

00:47:04.200 Is so disconnected

00:47:05.520 And it's

00:47:06.720 That it's

00:47:08.360 It doesn't translate

00:47:10.480 That's why Top Gun

00:47:11.360 Was the biggest movie

00:47:12.640 Because it was like

00:47:13.440 Not that you're

00:47:15.360 Going to relate to it

00:47:15.980 But it was like

00:47:16.340 You felt the appreciation

00:47:17.500 Of just as a movie goer

00:47:19.020 To be like

00:47:19.400 You gave me a fun movie dude

00:47:20.860 Like it was just

00:47:21.500 I had a good time

00:47:22.420 Yeah

00:47:22.720 And it wasn't

00:47:23.600 This giant

00:47:24.460 Heavy

00:47:25.300 Whatever thing

00:47:26.740 Yeah

00:47:27.260 It was just a good time

00:47:28.520 And it was a time

00:47:29.460 When everybody needed that

00:47:31.220 To go

00:47:31.660 I just need to go

00:47:32.560 Have some fun

00:47:33.100 Fucking fun

00:47:33.680 For two hours

00:47:34.480 Yeah

00:47:34.860 And everybody had a blast

00:47:36.340 Tom Cruise does an amazing job

00:47:37.740 At that

00:47:38.080 With

00:47:38.660 That's a good point

00:47:40.200 Yeah

00:47:40.700 All Mission Impossible

00:47:41.480 All that dude

00:47:42.060 Just a fun dude

00:47:43.020 It's just super fun

00:47:44.640 And then other movies

00:47:46.080 Or these movies

00:47:47.020 A lot of times

00:47:47.560 In Oscars

00:47:48.220 Where people

00:47:48.820 You're like

00:47:49.120 I've never even heard of that

00:47:50.000 I've never heard of that

00:47:50.460 And you're like

00:47:51.320 Yeah I get

00:47:52.080 It's probably this

00:47:52.800 Artistic masterpiece

00:47:53.880 Or whatever

00:47:54.400 But you're like

00:47:55.260 Yeah like

00:47:55.980 Gay Da Vinci

00:47:56.860 Or something

00:47:57.180 It's always like

00:47:57.840 If somebody was gay

00:47:58.680 That we can't ask

00:47:59.460 If they're gay anymore

00:48:00.340 Yeah

00:48:00.600 You know

00:48:01.340 It was like

00:48:02.160 Homo Napoleon

00:48:03.220 You're like

00:48:03.900 That's a movie

00:48:05.120 I don't know about that

00:48:06.260 Yeah

00:48:06.660 Yeah

00:48:07.220 Harriet Tubb women

00:48:10.120 And you're like

00:48:10.700 I don't know

00:48:11.260 If she was a lesbian

00:48:12.200 Yeah

00:48:12.660 You know what I'm saying

00:48:13.400 It's like

00:48:13.680 They're just like

00:48:14.420 That's true dude

00:48:15.620 Why has Hollywood

00:48:16.460 Got so disconnected

00:48:17.640 You think

00:48:18.200 I thought the movies

00:48:19.540 In the 80s

00:48:20.180 Were great

00:48:20.680 They were great

00:48:21.260 It was just like

00:48:21.980 It was just like

00:48:22.980 Fun

00:48:23.180 Whatever

00:48:23.680 And no one

00:48:24.460 I think that now

00:48:25.100 We overthink everything

00:48:26.180 It's like

00:48:26.680 Yeah

00:48:27.380 If something was

00:48:28.540 Potentially offensive

00:48:29.380 It'd be like

00:48:29.720 Maybe they didn't

00:48:30.620 They probably didn't

00:48:31.220 Mean it that way

00:48:31.900 They were just

00:48:32.580 Trying to have fun

00:48:33.260 So everybody just

00:48:34.420 Didn't take it for more

00:48:35.640 Than it actually was

00:48:36.920 Yeah

00:48:37.180 So now I think

00:48:38.180 We're just so

00:48:38.760 Hypersensitive

00:48:39.500 They're not

00:48:40.580 Yeah I don't think

00:48:41.320 They're

00:48:41.740 Like relatable

00:48:44.140 Or like

00:48:45.540 There's not

00:48:46.000 Used to go

00:48:46.600 I think go to the movies

00:48:47.300 And you could be

00:48:47.940 Like that was you

00:48:49.160 In the movie

00:48:49.900 You could relate to it

00:48:51.280 You could see

00:48:51.920 Yeah

00:48:52.380 You know

00:48:53.760 Ferris Bueller's

00:48:55.080 Day off

00:48:55.680 Right

00:48:56.160 Like it's like

00:48:57.060 It's like a kid

00:48:58.360 That's skipping school

00:48:59.300 And it's an extreme

00:49:00.180 Version of it

00:49:00.900 But it's a fun version

00:49:01.920 Vacation

00:49:02.720 Yeah

00:49:03.280 Vacation

00:49:03.960 It's like

00:49:04.340 Everybody's been

00:49:05.040 On that vacation

00:49:05.820 You know what I mean

00:49:06.520 Family just

00:49:07.720 Going

00:49:08.040 Everything goes wrong

00:49:09.340 That's why Entourage

00:49:09.360 Was so big

00:49:10.520 Cause Entourage

00:49:11.460 Was just like

00:49:12.180 Yeah if you made it

00:49:13.260 And you're like

00:49:13.680 This is me and my boys

00:49:14.700 How would you be

00:49:15.320 If we made it

00:49:15.680 And you're like

00:49:16.360 We'd be like that

00:49:17.200 We'd be

00:49:17.900 They were living it up

00:49:19.540 And that's why

00:49:20.500 That show

00:49:22.360 And that

00:49:22.840 Even the movie

00:49:23.520 Like dudes loved it

00:49:25.240 Cause it was just like

00:49:26.180 Yeah dude

00:49:26.640 That would be us

00:49:27.340 Yeah

00:49:27.640 And you wanted to live

00:49:28.740 Through that

00:49:29.420 Right

00:49:29.680 And that's what

00:49:32.000 Made stuff so

00:49:33.120 And I loved it too

00:49:34.300 Cause they always

00:49:34.940 Did that thing

00:49:35.360 Where it's like

00:49:35.680 We didn't get it

00:49:36.700 Oh we can always

00:49:37.900 Go back to Queens

00:49:38.880 And just chill as boys

00:49:40.120 And then wait a second

00:49:41.580 We did get it

00:49:43.520 I love it

00:49:44.920 And everybody's like

00:49:45.620 It's just like

00:49:46.260 You know it's coming

00:49:47.200 But it's just like

00:49:47.860 It's just nice

00:49:48.520 It's nice

00:49:49.040 It makes you feel good

00:49:50.180 I went back and

00:49:51.580 Watched on

00:49:52.000 The whole Entourage

00:49:52.860 Oh Entourage

00:49:54.080 I've never seen it

00:49:54.960 Oh it's great

00:49:55.760 I'm saving that

00:49:56.540 For when I get

00:49:56.960 A little bit older

00:49:57.500 I think

00:49:58.020 There's some

00:49:58.980 Some series I'm saving

00:50:00.220 The Wire

00:50:01.000 Sopranos

00:50:03.160 Yeah

00:50:04.020 Malcolm in the Middle

00:50:05.860 And

00:50:07.520 What was the one

00:50:08.320 You guys just said

00:50:09.040 Entourage

00:50:09.720 Entourage

00:50:10.180 Yeah

00:50:10.560 Those are four big ones

00:50:11.740 That I'm saving

00:50:12.360 Trying to think of

00:50:14.580 What else I'm saving

00:50:15.480 You guys saving anything

00:50:16.380 I watched The Wire

00:50:19.080 And that was

00:50:19.780 That was

00:50:20.880 It was a lot

00:50:21.820 I didn't really

00:50:22.460 Like it was

00:50:23.440 I need to probably

00:50:24.720 Go watch it again

00:50:25.580 It just feels like

00:50:26.400 A whole thing

00:50:26.960 I was blown away by The Wire

00:50:27.440 I was really blown away

00:50:28.620 I thought it was

00:50:29.600 College educated

00:50:30.480 I thought it was

00:50:31.120 The greatest thing

00:50:31.680 Yeah it's probably

00:50:32.160 For a smarter crowd

00:50:34.220 Yeah

00:50:34.620 But

00:50:35.120 I just thought

00:50:36.900 It was unbelievable

00:50:38.020 And I thought

00:50:38.980 The Sopranos

00:50:39.560 Was really good

00:50:40.180 But The Wire

00:50:40.800 Is just so well done

00:50:42.360 Yeah

00:50:42.800 And didn't get the credit

00:50:43.820 It deserved at the time

00:50:44.920 Obviously

00:50:45.680 The Wire dude

00:50:47.440 No not at the time

00:50:48.680 When it was on

00:50:49.700 It didn't get the credit

00:50:50.520 But afterwards

00:50:51.560 People were like

00:50:52.220 It's brilliant

00:50:52.860 You know

00:50:53.400 It's a great show

00:50:54.520 I mean most people

00:50:55.660 Not you

00:50:56.380 I think it's

00:50:57.080 Like it's supposedly great

00:50:58.580 It's great

00:50:59.120 I think it

00:51:00.540 It was just a lot

00:51:01.880 Yeah

00:51:02.360 It's a lot of talking

00:51:03.280 Right

00:51:03.540 Yeah it's a lot of talking

00:51:05.260 It's a lot

00:51:05.740 It's an intricate story

00:51:08.060 But the guys were writers

00:51:09.120 In Baltimore

00:51:09.880 The guy

00:51:10.920 The guy who

00:51:11.640 Created it

00:51:13.200 Was a beat writer

00:51:14.280 In Baltimore

00:51:14.900 Oh respect

00:51:15.480 So that's why

00:51:16.180 It's like you could see

00:51:17.180 That guy like

00:51:18.340 Actually knew

00:51:19.100 What was going on

00:51:19.960 Instead of like

00:51:20.840 Most cop shows

00:51:21.680 Which is a caricature

00:51:22.860 Of what's going on

00:51:24.000 You know

00:51:24.640 Yeah

00:51:24.960 Oh that's interesting

00:51:26.280 I could see that

00:51:28.240 Excuse me

00:51:29.420 Yeah

00:51:30.040 I could see that

00:51:30.980 That's interesting

00:51:31.360 I used to love

00:51:31.860 In the Heat of the Night

00:51:32.840 Was a show that I loved

00:51:34.120 And then I always romanticized

00:51:36.080 Little House on the Prairie

00:51:38.060 I love that

00:51:38.900 Yeah I remember watching that

00:51:40.180 I love that TBS television

00:51:40.880 Did you ever watch that?

00:51:41.520 Never really watched it

00:51:43.060 I'm aware of it

00:51:43.800 But I never watched it

00:51:44.640 God dude

00:51:45.100 You don't have a fucking

00:51:45.680 Hard shift

00:51:46.360 It was

00:51:47.040 Yeah

00:51:47.340 You guys in Nashville

00:51:48.180 I guess

00:51:48.500 You don't know what we went through

00:51:49.400 Dude our sister got kicked

00:51:50.260 By a horse

00:51:50.840 And went blind

00:51:51.520 Dude you don't know

00:51:52.560 Yeah

00:51:53.220 That's like a Nashville show

00:51:54.340 Or a Southern

00:51:54.980 Southern

00:51:55.740 A rural

00:51:56.780 It's a rural show

00:51:57.720 It's a rural show

00:51:58.080 Yeah

00:51:58.420 Probably

00:51:58.740 Yeah it probably is

00:51:59.420 Like Andy Griffith

00:52:00.200 We watched that

00:52:02.040 It's probably a rural show

00:52:03.300 I went to the statue

00:52:04.340 Where they have Andy Griffith

00:52:05.140 Bring that up

00:52:06.140 They have

00:52:07.140 There's a statue of Andy Griffith

00:52:08.640 In

00:52:10.140 Raleigh

00:52:11.620 Charlotte

00:52:12.240 Yeah

00:52:13.220 I want to say

00:52:13.800 Mount Airy

00:52:16.160 Yeah but Mount Airy

00:52:17.480 Is like kind of close to somewhere

00:52:19.000 But there he is

00:52:20.360 Oh no that's

00:52:21.020 That's Barney

00:52:21.720 That's Barney

00:52:22.260 It's Don Knotts

00:52:23.140 Yeah

00:52:24.340 There you go

00:52:25.980 Yeah I was just talking about

00:52:27.080 Ron Howard's got a pretty wild career

00:52:29.260 He has huh

00:52:30.680 I mean just to be on that show

00:52:32.440 Yeah

00:52:32.680 You're on this

00:52:33.960 You're on the

00:52:34.940 This gigantic show

00:52:36.840 To go to Happy Days

00:52:37.960 Yeah

00:52:38.240 To then start directing movies

00:52:39.960 That are the

00:52:40.480 Happy Days was really great

00:52:41.800 Huh

00:52:42.320 Happy Days was a great show

00:52:43.620 Were you entering college

00:52:44.460 When that came out

00:52:45.120 And it was like

00:52:46.200 Kind of a rebirth for Italians

00:52:47.560 I feel like wasn't it

00:52:48.560 The Fonz

00:52:49.180 Yeah

00:52:49.900 Oh

00:52:50.260 The Fonz was the best

00:52:51.380 Was they

00:52:51.760 Were they Italian then

00:52:52.680 Or

00:52:52.920 I used to tell

00:52:54.060 My clothes used to be

00:52:56.000 A Fonz joke

00:52:56.440 Oh Fonz was it

00:52:57.240 Fonz was it

00:52:57.840 Yeah

00:52:58.080 I used to have this Fonz joke

00:53:00.960 It was

00:53:01.320 Oh did you guys hear

00:53:03.440 What happened to the Fonz

00:53:04.480 He got

00:53:05.760 AIDS

00:53:06.120 AIDS

00:53:07.300 And uh

00:53:10.580 It didn't end well man

00:53:13.380 And some woman one time

00:53:15.840 We yelled out like

00:53:16.480 I have AIDS

00:53:17.500 And we're like

00:53:17.840 Everybody's like

00:53:18.340 What the fuck

00:53:19.160 This ain't about you

00:53:21.000 Yeah

00:53:21.780 It's about the Fonz

00:53:22.940 Oh my god

00:53:24.160 It's about Italians

00:53:25.620 Yeah

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00:58:01.880 Oh you gotta pee or not

00:58:04.020 No I can hold it now

00:58:05.760 He's good

00:58:06.480 I wrap my head around it

00:58:07.380 Yeah yeah

00:58:07.620 Alright cool

00:58:08.500 He's just mentally tough

00:58:09.600 Yeah mentally

00:58:10.600 He's a big mafia guy too

00:58:12.600 I love the mob

00:58:13.560 I love

00:58:14.060 I

00:58:14.520 Cause all these guys

00:58:15.440 Have podcasts now

00:58:16.440 Right

00:58:16.780 Oh yeah

00:58:17.200 A lot of these guys

00:58:17.820 So I listen to all the podcasts

00:58:18.920 And stuff

00:58:19.360 And I'm just fascinated by

00:58:20.740 What it was

00:58:22.140 Cause I followed it

00:58:23.200 When I was growing up

00:58:24.100 You know I'd read all the books

00:58:25.180 And everything

00:58:25.640 And then

00:58:26.500 And now what it's become

00:58:28.160 With all these guys

00:58:29.100 Having podcasts

00:58:30.040 It's just

00:58:30.760 It's really something

00:58:32.140 Yeah what's a good one

00:58:33.280 If I wanna listen to some

00:58:34.360 Mobbing and stuff like that

00:58:35.480 What's a good one to get into

00:58:36.460 Well I think that it goes

00:58:37.420 The highest

00:58:37.960 The higher

00:58:38.720 Ranking member

00:58:40.260 That you are

00:58:41.140 When you flip

00:58:42.000 The bigger the podcast

00:58:43.080 It is

00:58:43.520 So like Sammy the Bull

00:58:44.500 I watch his

00:58:45.740 It's fascinating

00:58:46.380 Graviano

00:58:46.940 Is that him?

00:58:47.940 Gravano

00:58:48.340 Gravano

00:58:48.940 That sounds like

00:58:51.020 Some kind of a gravy

00:58:51.940 That you would get

00:58:52.660 Graviano

00:58:53.300 Graviano

00:58:53.920 Yeah

00:58:54.400 You would ask what that is

00:58:55.660 At the restaurant

00:58:56.180 You go what's this graviano

00:58:57.200 You gotta look it up

00:58:58.340 Yeah

00:58:58.620 Like it's French

00:59:00.660 Yeah

00:59:01.020 We can't afford it

00:59:03.500 Yeah

00:59:03.760 But

00:59:04.380 He was like

00:59:05.660 One for the table

00:59:06.500 He was

00:59:07.200 If you don't mind

00:59:09.120 Splitting that appetizer

00:59:10.200 He was the underboss

00:59:12.660 Of the Gambino crime family

00:59:13.780 And he flipped in like

00:59:14.660 1990

00:59:15.280 And so

00:59:17.220 And he did

00:59:18.280 He got out of prison

00:59:19.760 In five years

00:59:20.420 Because of his cooperation

00:59:21.400 But then he got caught

00:59:22.780 In an ecstasy ring

00:59:23.660 In Arizona

00:59:24.540 And went back

00:59:25.240 And did 20 years

00:59:26.160 And then he got out

00:59:27.300 So now he has this podcast

00:59:28.480 And he's telling these stories

00:59:30.000 And they're just riveting

00:59:31.760 So he was a very

00:59:32.440 High ranking member

00:59:33.220 Plus

00:59:33.500 John Gotti

00:59:34.820 Everybody knows

00:59:35.400 His name

00:59:37.020 He is

00:59:37.600 A big

00:59:38.560 Name recognition

00:59:39.740 So

00:59:40.740 He's probably

00:59:43.580 The most

00:59:44.240 Highest profile

00:59:45.460 Guy

00:59:46.500 Because he was

00:59:47.300 An underboss

00:59:47.880 Of a huge crime family

00:59:49.120 But Michael Francis

00:59:50.480 Is another guy

00:59:51.360 Who was a Columbo

00:59:52.520 Captain

00:59:53.940 So

00:59:55.020 The higher rank

00:59:56.640 You are

00:59:56.960 I think

00:59:57.400 The bigger

00:59:58.500 You're following

00:59:59.120 Is

00:59:59.460 Coming up

01:00:00.280 When you flip

01:00:01.220 Do you have to be

01:00:02.400 Pure Italian

01:00:03.380 To be in the mafia

01:00:04.380 They had a rule

01:00:05.980 Where it was

01:00:06.840 For a long time

01:00:08.100 That you had to be

01:00:08.680 Italian on both sides

01:00:09.800 I mean way back

01:00:10.700 In the day

01:00:10.980 I think you had to be

01:00:11.620 Sicilian on both sides

01:00:12.740 But then

01:00:14.400 Italian on both sides

01:00:16.020 And then as

01:00:17.400 I think now

01:00:18.680 It's your father

01:00:19.480 Has to be Italian

01:00:20.300 Because you've become

01:00:21.220 What your father

01:00:21.800 That's the way

01:00:22.540 They look at it

01:00:23.240 What your father

01:00:24.240 But are there's

01:00:24.740 And there's still

01:00:25.580 They're not

01:00:26.100 Like now

01:00:27.000 It's not

01:00:27.900 Now it's like

01:00:28.500 They don't kill anymore

01:00:30.200 There was a thing

01:00:30.980 On the commission

01:00:31.480 Where they were like

01:00:32.260 Not because they're

01:00:33.680 More moral or anything

01:00:34.780 Peter got to them

01:00:35.900 Yeah

01:00:36.140 What's the commission

01:00:37.460 The commission is

01:00:38.500 The bosses of the five families

01:00:40.460 In New York

01:00:41.300 And then families

01:00:42.060 From other cities

01:00:42.860 They sit on like

01:00:43.520 A national commission

01:00:44.360 And decide policies

01:00:46.080 For the entire mafia

01:00:47.740 In the

01:00:48.180 It's all connected

01:00:48.900 Like an elk lodge

01:00:49.620 They meet up

01:00:50.840 Like Knights of Columbus

01:00:51.960 Yeah

01:00:52.420 Knights of Columbus

01:00:53.400 I think I did a show for them

01:00:54.940 Do they

01:00:57.560 Is there still the mafia

01:00:58.740 There is

01:00:59.560 But they don't

01:01:00.120 They

01:01:00.560 I don't know

01:01:02.320 What the word

01:01:02.680 This is in your wheelhouse

01:01:04.000 Because I don't know

01:01:04.460 What the word

01:01:04.800 What's moratorium

01:01:06.360 Oh moratorium

01:01:07.680 Yeah what's that mean

01:01:08.720 I think it's a moratorium

01:01:10.380 On killing

01:01:11.000 Which is like

01:01:11.480 They don't do it anymore

01:01:12.580 They don't

01:01:13.080 They don't kill anymore

01:01:14.260 And it's not because

01:01:14.840 They're moral

01:01:15.460 Is it moratorium

01:01:17.220 Temporary probation

01:01:17.820 I used it right

01:01:18.780 Okay

01:01:19.100 Temporary probation

01:01:20.140 Of an activity

01:01:20.800 Yeah

01:01:21.180 So it's a moratorium

01:01:22.240 On killing

01:01:22.780 Which means

01:01:23.860 It's not because

01:01:25.660 They're moral people

01:01:26.520 Or anything

01:01:27.080 It's just that

01:01:27.660 They'll get 30 year

01:01:29.060 Sentences

01:01:29.780 For murder

01:01:31.160 Like if there's a murder

01:01:32.380 Conspiracy

01:01:33.380 Or something

01:01:33.960 If they get charged

01:01:35.420 With racketeering

01:01:36.220 You know

01:01:37.160 Or gambling

01:01:37.900 They might do

01:01:38.500 Five years

01:01:39.080 Seven years

01:01:39.600 And these guys

01:01:40.040 Can do five

01:01:40.620 And seven

01:01:40.980 And ten years

01:01:41.720 That's not a big deal

01:01:42.800 To them

01:01:43.120 But if it's

01:01:44.260 If there's a murder

01:01:45.140 Conspiracy

01:01:45.680 Wrapped into that

01:01:46.440 It automatically

01:01:46.980 Goes to 30 years

01:01:47.980 So they

01:01:48.900 And because

01:01:49.700 There's so many

01:01:50.180 Cooperators now

01:01:51.040 They go

01:01:51.400 Okay

01:01:51.720 It's not profitable

01:01:53.020 For us to kill

01:01:53.860 Each other anymore

01:01:54.560 So what they do now

01:01:55.760 I think

01:01:56.060 Is they just

01:01:56.540 Put guys on shelves

01:01:57.780 It's called

01:01:58.860 Putting a guy

01:01:59.320 On a shelf

01:01:59.680 Which is

01:02:00.020 They just don't

01:02:01.180 Talk to him anymore

01:02:01.980 And he's not allowed

01:02:02.660 To be involved

01:02:03.200 In any mob activity

01:02:04.300 Wow

01:02:04.660 So it's interesting

01:02:06.020 So it's like

01:02:06.220 Time out

01:02:06.720 Kind of

01:02:07.000 Yeah

01:02:07.220 It's like a time out

01:02:08.020 But they could have

01:02:08.580 Been doing that

01:02:09.080 All along

01:02:10.460 You know what I mean

01:02:11.200 But what would we talk about

01:02:12.200 You didn't have to kill

01:02:12.340 Anybody ever

01:02:13.040 Yeah

01:02:13.440 That's what we don't

01:02:14.320 Realize sometimes

01:02:14.700 What would we talk about

01:02:15.720 Now

01:02:16.160 If throughout history

01:02:17.480 They hadn't all been

01:02:18.060 Killing each other

01:02:18.720 If they'd have been

01:02:19.160 Just time out

01:02:19.860 It would have been

01:02:20.460 Yeah you wouldn't

01:02:21.120 Take them serious

01:02:21.980 What are you gonna

01:02:22.640 Put me in time out

01:02:23.460 Yeah

01:02:23.840 And he goes

01:02:24.560 Yeah

01:02:24.820 Yeah I will

01:02:26.220 But the thing about that

01:02:27.700 Is I don't know

01:02:28.160 How they threaten each other

01:02:29.140 Now it's like

01:02:29.520 You owe me money

01:02:30.420 The whole big thing

01:02:31.520 I had over with you

01:02:32.400 Is like

01:02:32.660 You better pay me

01:02:33.820 Or I might kill you

01:02:35.140 Yeah

01:02:35.400 You know

01:02:35.700 Like I say

01:02:36.440 I have like

01:02:36.900 A dangerous reputation

01:02:38.380 So now that people know

01:02:40.080 It's like

01:02:40.360 Oh there's no more killing

01:02:41.440 It's like

01:02:41.840 I guess I could hurt you

01:02:43.760 Yeah

01:02:44.000 I could TikTok about you

01:02:45.620 Yeah

01:02:46.180 That's true

01:02:46.620 Yeah

01:02:46.980 I could tweet it

01:02:47.980 I could cancel you

01:02:49.080 Yes

01:02:49.740 Maybe they could threaten that

01:02:50.960 Right

01:02:51.380 They're gonna just put it out

01:02:52.740 Like this guy

01:02:53.220 Talks about women

01:02:54.040 Pretty roughly

01:02:54.680 You know

01:02:55.260 Don't do that to me dude

01:02:56.520 Don't do that

01:02:57.780 I have a family

01:02:58.480 I have daughters

01:03:00.260 He goes well

01:03:00.960 Yeah

01:03:01.980 Yeah

01:03:02.560 They could

01:03:03.420 Is there

01:03:03.780 But is there

01:03:04.360 So

01:03:05.480 What are the mob

01:03:06.620 What's their crime now

01:03:07.660 It's mostly gambling

01:03:09.500 Even though gambling is legal

01:03:11.040 Loitering

01:03:11.680 They're not doing anything anymore

01:03:12.800 Yeah

01:03:13.060 They're hanging out

01:03:13.840 That is loitering

01:03:14.800 Can you make money on loitering

01:03:15.940 Loitering

01:03:16.620 Loitering

01:03:17.220 It's loitering

01:03:18.260 Loitering

01:03:19.000 It's gambling

01:03:20.560 And they still have union

01:03:22.680 Oh yeah

01:03:23.820 They're corrupted unions and stuff

01:03:25.340 Like a lot of trash and recycling

01:03:27.700 That's all right

01:03:28.400 Yeah

01:03:28.980 Recycling is always a loose

01:03:31.440 You're like

01:03:31.880 What is

01:03:32.220 Recycling

01:03:33.740 I don't know if I believe in recycling

01:03:35.680 Well some weeks they pick up the bin

01:03:36.940 Some weeks they don't

01:03:37.580 Yeah

01:03:38.000 What are they doing

01:03:38.680 You ever see

01:03:39.380 Atlanta's airport

01:03:40.460 Has a recycling thing

01:03:41.980 And it says like paper

01:03:43.520 Or bottles

01:03:45.320 Paper

01:03:45.840 And then regular trash

01:03:47.300 And if you look inside of it

01:03:48.720 It just goes to the

01:03:49.740 It's one bag

01:03:50.760 Oh

01:03:51.100 It's not separated

01:03:52.260 Right

01:03:52.660 It's at Atlanta's airport

01:03:54.020 And you're like

01:03:54.760 Well we're not even doing it

01:03:56.580 Well I think there's cameras

01:03:57.600 To see what kind of a person you are

01:03:59.240 That's what it's about

01:04:00.180 More or less

01:04:00.540 Yeah

01:04:00.700 And then it affects your credit score probably

01:04:02.300 Yeah

01:04:02.860 That's how the New York water system is

01:04:05.320 Yeah

01:04:05.580 It's all the same thing

01:04:06.900 Yeah

01:04:07.320 If I can

01:04:09.080 I'm over there

01:04:10.160 Watching a Lego set

01:04:11.460 Go into someone's house

01:04:12.380 Yeah

01:04:12.640 First of all

01:04:13.040 Also why did they have it

01:04:14.160 Court ordered

01:04:14.880 Why were they having

01:04:15.520 Court ordered people

01:04:16.540 Work at the water facility

01:04:18.640 That seems like

01:04:19.600 Yeah

01:04:19.960 Yeah

01:04:20.260 You'd want to protect the water

01:04:21.640 Well you'd want like a technician

01:04:23.520 Yeah

01:04:23.800 Or something

01:04:24.140 I remember they put these goggles on us

01:04:25.820 And I'm out there like

01:04:26.780 You know just making sure

01:04:28.680 That there's nothing in it

01:04:29.700 Like fuck

01:04:30.160 I don't fucking know what's in it

01:04:31.520 Yeah

01:04:31.880 Oh like yeah

01:04:33.220 You're really doing like science stuff

01:04:34.980 I guess

01:04:36.180 I mean you had to like

01:04:37.120 Have like a

01:04:37.760 Like handies and footies on

01:04:40.460 Or whatever

01:04:40.820 Yeah

01:04:41.120 And then

01:04:41.840 You were out there

01:04:42.880 And you were just watching the tanks

01:04:44.320 You know

01:04:44.740 Yeah

01:04:45.740 I guess

01:04:46.520 Why would they have

01:04:47.280 Criminals basically

01:04:48.800 Yeah

01:04:49.800 There's no background check

01:04:51.840 Yeah

01:04:52.540 This might have been mob related

01:04:53.760 Yeah

01:04:54.300 This really could be

01:04:55.220 Oh we got dirty water

01:04:56.360 Right

01:04:56.620 Yeah

01:04:56.820 That's my fucking mob name

01:04:58.040 Dirty water

01:04:58.660 Was the mob in the south

01:04:59.780 No they never

01:05:01.400 I mean

01:05:01.920 Florida but

01:05:03.120 Florida but

01:05:04.680 New Orleans

01:05:05.600 Carlos Marcello

01:05:06.920 Was in

01:05:07.420 They were actually responsible

01:05:08.500 For the

01:05:09.020 Kennedy assassination

01:05:10.060 Those guys

01:05:10.800 Some of the bosses

01:05:12.220 Like Carlos Marcello

01:05:13.480 I think was one of them

01:05:14.360 Who put together

01:05:16.160 The

01:05:16.580 Kennedy

01:05:18.240 Assassination

01:05:19.340 Wow

01:05:19.800 The guys who really did it

01:05:20.620 Yeah I watched something on that

01:05:21.660 Where it was like eight

01:05:22.480 Supposedly like eight dudes

01:05:23.940 Like a lot more people

01:05:25.120 Were involved

01:05:25.620 Yeah it doesn't seem like

01:05:27.560 Part of the Irishman

01:05:28.320 Was like that

01:05:28.920 Where it was like

01:05:29.440 They were transferring guns

01:05:30.720 Over to

01:05:31.460 Because I mean

01:05:32.480 That's just too convenient

01:05:33.460 That Jack Ruby

01:05:34.260 Who was an associate

01:05:36.240 Of I believe

01:05:37.400 The Chicago

01:05:38.080 Mob

01:05:39.400 He was in Texas

01:05:40.620 At the

01:05:41.700 You know

01:05:42.020 In Texas at the time

01:05:43.380 And he

01:05:43.860 You know

01:05:44.280 Oswald was the Patsy

01:05:45.920 And then he shot

01:05:46.680 Oswald on TV

01:05:47.660 It's like he was

01:05:48.400 Direct

01:05:49.100 He owned strip clubs

01:05:50.100 In Texas

01:05:51.120 And was directly

01:05:52.000 Connected with the

01:05:52.980 Chicago

01:05:53.600 Outfit

01:05:54.860 So that makes a lot

01:05:56.140 Of sense you think

01:05:56.760 I think it makes a lot

01:05:57.940 I think they

01:05:58.600 Were the ones

01:05:59.280 Who did it

01:05:59.640 They were

01:06:00.080 They felt

01:06:00.700 I mean you could

01:06:01.680 Hear them on wiretaps

01:06:02.820 They were illegal wiretaps

01:06:03.820 At the time

01:06:04.160 But they were furious

01:06:05.160 That

01:06:06.220 They felt like

01:06:07.580 They got Kennedy elected

01:06:08.600 Through their unions

01:06:09.720 And

01:06:10.660 And he turned on them

01:06:11.800 And he turned on them

01:06:12.520 With Robert Kennedy

01:06:13.220 As the attorney judge

01:06:13.940 Just going after them

01:06:15.000 And they were like

01:06:15.660 And those guys were like

01:06:16.760 Not what they are today

01:06:18.000 They were very very serious guys

01:06:19.620 Yeah

01:06:19.900 And they could get

01:06:20.760 Stuff done

01:06:21.580 They would

01:06:22.300 They would not care

01:06:23.220 They would not bat an eye at it

01:06:24.680 So

01:06:24.920 I think they were

01:06:26.020 They were the ones

01:06:26.960 Who did it

01:06:27.560 You know

01:06:28.300 Wow that really

01:06:29.500 Sounds really really realistic

01:06:31.100 Yeah

01:06:32.640 Than just that

01:06:33.180 Some got like

01:06:34.200 Than a lot of other

01:06:35.360 Vague kind of

01:06:36.240 Russian conspiracy stuff

01:06:37.700 It sounds a little more

01:06:38.340 Far-fetched

01:06:39.140 Yeah

01:06:39.460 Yeah

01:06:40.060 That Oliver Stone thing

01:06:41.040 Was like

01:06:41.300 It was like

01:06:41.660 The Cubans were involved

01:06:42.700 At this level

01:06:43.300 The Italians were

01:06:44.140 I don't think it was like

01:06:44.840 I think it was one group

01:06:45.880 And I think it was

01:06:46.940 I think it was

01:06:47.800 The mob at the time

01:06:48.800 And they were just like

01:06:49.600 We've had it with this guy

01:06:50.960 He's like

01:06:51.500 You know

01:06:52.420 He's putting pressure on us

01:06:53.960 And

01:06:55.000 You know

01:06:55.940 And the thing was

01:06:57.160 It was like

01:06:57.400 Oh kill Robert Kennedy

01:06:58.400 It's like

01:06:58.720 No the whole

01:06:59.320 The whole thing that they said

01:07:00.820 Is cut the horse's head off

01:07:02.100 And the body will die

01:07:03.340 Which means

01:07:04.420 Kill the president

01:07:05.700 And then

01:07:06.180 His attorney general

01:07:07.160 Will be ineffective

01:07:08.040 Yeah

01:07:08.440 But he killed

01:07:08.840 Then they killed him

01:07:09.640 They killed

01:07:11.220 They killed

01:07:11.860 John F. Kennedy

01:07:12.840 Yeah

01:07:13.100 But then Robert killed him

01:07:13.840 He was killed by Sirhan

01:07:14.880 Sirhan

01:07:15.340 Who was not related to anything

01:07:16.960 Bobby Kennedy's been on here before

01:07:18.240 He's a friend of mine

01:07:19.400 His Robert Kennedy son

01:07:20.900 Oh really

01:07:21.320 Yeah

01:07:21.720 He

01:07:22.440 I think he might be running for

01:07:23.680 For the Democratic nomination maybe

01:07:26.320 Yeah

01:07:27.140 Because he's a Democrat

01:07:28.540 He's a Democrat

01:07:29.260 But he's

01:07:30.580 Kind of like a new Democrat

01:07:31.920 I think you would almost think

01:07:32.960 I think that party needs to kind of like

01:07:34.560 Figure itself out a little bit

01:07:36.780 Yeah it does

01:07:36.880 They've gone off the deep end

01:07:38.720 Yeah yeah

01:07:39.180 You know everything

01:07:40.640 It's like

01:07:41.260 If you're not like a

01:07:42.780 Trans cornrow or something

01:07:47.140 You're not even getting elected

01:07:48.040 Right

01:07:48.560 Yeah I watched the thing

01:07:50.800 With the JFK

01:07:51.780 There's

01:07:53.240 With the JFK

01:07:56.060 Like there's like shooters

01:07:57.160 Like there's someone in the sewer

01:07:58.640 Yeah

01:07:59.700 You ever hear the sewer

01:08:00.820 Yeah

01:08:01.300 Well the grassy knoll thing

01:08:02.900 I think is

01:08:03.320 I mean explains it for me

01:08:04.240 It's like there was gunmen

01:08:05.060 In that grassy knoll

01:08:06.480 And they

01:08:06.840 The way that

01:08:07.880 The elaborate way

01:08:08.880 That they set it up

01:08:09.480 I mean just

01:08:09.920 For the disappearance of Hoffa

01:08:12.540 How that could

01:08:13.760 Like

01:08:14.000 How prominent that guy was

01:08:15.900 And how famous that guy was

01:08:17.380 And for him just to be

01:08:18.460 For them just to go

01:08:19.980 He needs to

01:08:20.960 Like he was warned

01:08:22.040 Like in the movie

01:08:22.920 Like the Irishman

01:08:23.640 I don't know if you guys saw that

01:08:24.540 But he was

01:08:25.380 The story's like

01:08:26.100 He's warned several times

01:08:27.380 Because he goes to prison

01:08:28.260 He comes out

01:08:28.880 And he wants to take the union back

01:08:30.060 And his predecessor

01:08:31.460 Frank Fitzsimmons

01:08:32.640 Was the head of the union

01:08:34.040 And they

01:08:34.540 They loved dealing with him more

01:08:35.840 Because Hoffa would resist them

01:08:37.340 A little bit

01:08:37.740 I'll give you this

01:08:38.600 You give me this

01:08:39.200 He'd work with them

01:08:39.940 But he wasn't a complete patsy for them

01:08:42.000 Fitzsimmons would just give them

01:08:43.200 Whatever they wanted

01:08:44.240 So once Fitzsimmons was in

01:08:45.880 They were like

01:08:46.320 We're just

01:08:47.440 We're better

01:08:48.500 We're better off with him

01:08:49.780 Being the union president

01:08:50.920 And Hoffa was like

01:08:51.440 No I want my union back

01:08:52.420 And they warned him several times

01:08:53.840 Like

01:08:54.020 Back off

01:08:54.940 You're a nice man

01:08:55.900 You have a nice family

01:08:56.780 Back off

01:08:57.620 And he's like

01:08:57.960 I want my union

01:08:58.700 I want my union

01:08:59.400 And finally they were like

01:09:00.680 Okay

01:09:01.020 That's it

01:09:02.680 And they made

01:09:03.620 This guy

01:09:04.820 This level of fame

01:09:06.040 Just disappear

01:09:08.300 And they had to know

01:09:09.760 Like the heat was going to come down

01:09:10.860 There was going to be

01:09:11.360 Search for him

01:09:11.800 That's like

01:09:12.100 No body

01:09:13.120 No crime

01:09:13.960 Just

01:09:14.880 Nobody talked

01:09:15.800 Damn

01:09:16.340 And it's just whatever

01:09:17.520 It's insane

01:09:18.720 What do they think

01:09:19.380 Do they think he's buried

01:09:21.040 Or are they just probably

01:09:22.100 Burning up

01:09:23.520 I think

01:09:23.820 Yeah

01:09:24.020 I think what happened was

01:09:25.160 They

01:09:26.380 Killed him at that

01:09:27.920 Like

01:09:28.380 They killed him

01:09:29.860 And then

01:09:30.740 They brought him to

01:09:31.720 Like they were all connected

01:09:32.800 With legitimate businesses

01:09:33.820 So they brought him to

01:09:35.240 A mortuary or whatever

01:09:37.020 And had him cremated

01:09:38.240 And then

01:09:39.220 His ashes

01:09:40.000 Who was that?

01:09:40.560 Fitzsimmons?

01:09:41.640 No no no

01:09:42.000 Hoffa

01:09:42.560 Oh Hoffa

01:09:42.920 Yeah

01:09:43.180 I think they just

01:09:43.800 They killed him

01:09:45.080 In a quiet

01:09:46.700 Like a house somewhere

01:09:48.380 Like in the movie

01:09:49.040 I don't know if that

01:09:49.700 That movie is true

01:09:50.940 I don't know if that guy

01:09:52.120 The Irishman killed him

01:09:53.540 Right

01:09:53.840 But he was killed

01:09:54.720 At like a quiet residence

01:09:56.200 Which somebody

01:09:57.240 They were connected to

01:09:58.220 And then his

01:09:58.920 And then other guys

01:09:59.940 I think the body

01:10:00.600 I think that's true though

01:10:01.520 That whoever killed him

01:10:03.020 Shot him and left

01:10:04.380 And then they had

01:10:05.480 A second crew of guys

01:10:06.920 Take him

01:10:08.720 And dispose of the body

01:10:09.760 That way

01:10:10.640 If it's ever prosecuted

01:10:11.900 Like they

01:10:12.960 You know

01:10:14.060 There's two parts

01:10:15.440 Yeah there's two parts of it

01:10:16.400 And if you don't get both of them

01:10:17.420 If the shooter's like

01:10:18.220 Well where's the body

01:10:19.320 It's like well I don't know

01:10:20.040 Where it is

01:10:20.600 It's like cause they had

01:10:21.640 Other guys come in

01:10:22.560 And dispose of the body

01:10:23.300 Oh that's smart huh

01:10:24.260 Yeah it's smart

01:10:24.880 They were like very

01:10:26.020 Intelligent guy

01:10:27.500 I mean evil

01:10:28.100 Yeah

01:10:28.600 Obviously

01:10:29.180 But like very intelligent

01:10:30.500 In terms of like

01:10:31.400 How they got away with that

01:10:33.140 And granted

01:10:34.020 There wasn't the cameras

01:10:35.060 And the documentation

01:10:35.900 That's required today

01:10:37.060 But

01:10:37.840 The way they did it

01:10:39.560 Is just

01:10:40.000 I mean

01:10:40.320 That guy was

01:10:41.060 One of the most famous people

01:10:43.100 In the country

01:10:44.820 If not the world

01:10:45.580 And they just

01:10:46.240 Disappeared him

01:10:47.460 That's crazy

01:10:48.180 I wonder if I'd be good

01:10:49.380 At mafiosoing

01:10:50.520 Do you think you'd

01:10:51.580 Do you have any of that

01:10:54.000 And you said in the beginning

01:10:54.760 You got that dog in you

01:10:55.780 When it comes to wrestling

01:10:56.620 Yeah

01:10:56.880 You got that ability

01:10:57.740 To work hard

01:10:59.060 Where would you have been

01:11:00.140 In the mafia you think

01:11:01.200 There's three kinds of mafia guys

01:11:02.620 There's guys who make

01:11:03.920 A lot of money

01:11:04.740 There's guys

01:11:05.700 Who are stone cold killers

01:11:07.580 And then there are guys

01:11:08.880 Who are both

01:11:09.540 Which is the rarest

01:11:11.040 So

01:11:12.000 Who is the rarest

01:11:12.880 The guys who are stone cold killers

01:11:14.300 Call the money guys

01:11:15.460 It's like

01:11:15.780 Oh you guys are soft

01:11:16.660 Because you can't kill anybody

01:11:17.600 And the money guys

01:11:18.700 Go to the stone cold killers

01:11:19.640 Like you can't make any money

01:11:20.720 You're hanging on to us

01:11:21.680 Because we're making all the money

01:11:23.040 And

01:11:24.000 And the guys who are both

01:11:25.760 Are like

01:11:26.220 The most dangerous guys

01:11:27.540 Who would have been both

01:11:28.840 Well they say that

01:11:30.720 Sammy the Bull was both

01:11:31.720 He was a stone cold killer

01:11:33.020 And he was involved in unions

01:11:34.340 And like

01:11:34.880 Now he has a podcast

01:11:35.920 And now he has a podcast

01:11:37.120 So that just shows you

01:11:38.840 Right there

01:11:39.580 Where it's all heading

01:11:41.260 You know

01:11:41.640 Yeah

01:11:41.920 Are we gonna get to the point

01:11:43.400 Though where we've run

01:11:44.320 Out of

01:11:45.380 The ability

01:11:46.360 Like we've run out

01:11:47.500 Of the time

01:11:48.160 Where anybody's done anything

01:11:49.660 And now we're all

01:11:51.020 Just talking about things

01:11:52.280 That are being done

01:11:53.120 That's true

01:11:53.700 That is possible

01:11:54.360 Yeah

01:11:55.160 That is very true

01:11:57.760 I think about that

01:11:58.920 What did I think about that

01:12:00.760 Recently

01:12:01.160 Because it was like

01:12:02.480 You're

01:12:04.380 Well

01:12:05.960 College

01:12:06.840 Is a point of

01:12:08.160 You know

01:12:08.680 I think a lot of college

01:12:10.940 Is like nothing's

01:12:11.900 No one's actually

01:12:12.660 Doing something

01:12:13.680 Right

01:12:14.360 It's

01:12:14.920 Everybody's

01:12:16.260 There's a lot of talking

01:12:17.660 And there's a lot of

01:12:18.980 You know

01:12:19.560 But no one's living

01:12:20.300 The way that they're talking

01:12:21.700 Because it's

01:12:22.520 It's a lot of work

01:12:23.600 I'm reading

01:12:24.700 A book

01:12:27.040 The Atomic Habits

01:12:28.940 And I was talking to him

01:12:30.880 About it

01:12:31.240 Like

01:12:31.520 Because I'm trying to

01:12:33.780 Build more habits

01:12:34.880 In my life

01:12:35.360 Like I'm

01:12:35.700 Like I have

01:12:36.320 With food

01:12:37.300 Like so I

01:12:38.060 I weighed like

01:12:40.280 Almost 200 pounds

01:12:41.460 Or 195

01:12:41.880 Like the

01:12:42.760 Last February

01:12:44.300 Okay

01:12:44.740 And like

01:12:45.640 Is that a lot?

01:12:47.720 It's

01:12:47.960 Yeah

01:12:48.420 Okay

01:12:48.960 For me

01:12:49.400 I don't have the frame

01:12:50.520 To

01:12:51.040 It was just

01:12:51.720 Oh

01:12:51.980 I'm gonna just eat

01:12:52.920 Fast food

01:12:53.540 And whatever

01:12:54.200 Eat garbage

01:12:55.380 And

01:12:55.700 And so then

01:12:57.640 I went hard

01:12:58.800 And lost weight

01:12:59.320 For this

01:12:59.660 For my special

01:13:00.620 Hello World

01:13:01.400 And I got down

01:13:02.280 To 160

01:13:02.860 Okay

01:13:03.440 And then

01:13:03.980 So I'm doing

01:13:05.020 Red Rocks

01:13:05.800 Coming up in May

01:13:06.760 And the whole point

01:13:07.720 Was I started

01:13:08.420 This journey

01:13:08.960 I did like

01:13:09.740 A before picture

01:13:10.420 At Red Rocks

01:13:11.120 I wasn't

01:13:11.620 Playing Red Rocks

01:13:12.660 But I was

01:13:13.700 I went there

01:13:14.820 And

01:13:15.280 Cause I was in Denver

01:13:16.340 Doing a show

01:13:16.800 Somewhere else

01:13:17.260 And I took

01:13:17.660 Before pictures

01:13:18.280 And then I was like

01:13:19.020 Oh maybe by the time

01:13:19.880 I can play here

01:13:20.780 I'll be skinny

01:13:21.760 And then I get down

01:13:23.880 To 160

01:13:24.360 And now I've gained it back

01:13:25.820 And I'm gonna end up

01:13:26.400 Going back to Red Rocks

01:13:27.260 And I'm not gonna be skinny

01:13:28.340 I'm gonna be back

01:13:29.280 To almost

01:13:29.860 Not

01:13:30.140 I mean I'm starting to go

01:13:31.100 I'll be less

01:13:31.800 But you know

01:13:32.680 It's like

01:13:32.920 My goal did not work out

01:13:34.580 Right

01:13:34.980 And it's

01:13:36.300 Very frustrating

01:13:37.700 And very like

01:13:38.640 You're just like

01:13:39.300 Kind of like depressed

01:13:40.100 Like just like

01:13:40.880 Ugh

01:13:41.160 Like why can't I

01:13:43.000 Just keep this

01:13:44.900 A good pattern

01:13:45.880 A good

01:13:46.180 A good pattern

01:13:46.680 Yeah

01:13:46.940 Why I'm so addicted

01:13:48.340 To this food

01:13:49.040 That I can't

01:13:49.860 I spiral out

01:13:50.860 And then I like

01:13:52.020 Had the motivation

01:13:52.800 For the special

01:13:53.660 Like you can get

01:13:54.660 Excited about something

01:13:55.700 But how do you

01:13:56.620 Keep that going

01:13:57.540 You know

01:13:58.040 You kind of

01:13:58.440 I hit the goal

01:13:59.100 Of the special

01:13:59.720 I'm 160

01:14:00.840 I've lost 45 pounds

01:14:02.720 Or something

01:14:03.160 And then I just

01:14:04.180 Now I'm back to 180

01:14:05.520 And you're like

01:14:06.440 I don't

01:14:06.840 And you're like

01:14:07.500 Why can't I keep that

01:14:08.620 Going

01:14:09.280 Because it's so hard

01:14:10.560 To actually do the work

01:14:12.540 Like to actually

01:14:13.400 To actually

01:14:14.280 Continue to do

01:14:15.860 It's very easy

01:14:16.480 I can talk about it

01:14:17.420 I can tell you all the stuff

01:14:18.400 That you gotta do

01:14:19.100 And we gotta drink more water

01:14:20.380 And we gotta do

01:14:20.920 All these things

01:14:21.360 But I can't do it

01:14:22.780 I can't physically do it

01:14:24.320 And so that

01:14:25.020 Book I'm trying to read

01:14:26.140 The Atomic Habits

01:14:27.080 Is like that guy

01:14:27.780 Talks about habits

01:14:29.000 And you know

01:14:30.160 It's like you gotta

01:14:30.680 Just do these things

01:14:31.560 He's very good at habits

01:14:32.820 Yeah

01:14:33.220 Like Mike gets up

01:14:34.460 And does the same

01:14:36.060 Kind of thing

01:14:37.300 Every morning

01:14:37.860 He's institutionalized

01:14:38.920 Yeah

01:14:39.360 But you gotta be

01:14:40.800 Institutionalized

01:14:41.180 Yeah

01:14:41.380 And that is something

01:14:43.320 That college does show you

01:14:44.340 Right

01:14:44.620 It's something that

01:14:45.180 We don't have

01:14:45.660 And it's hard for us too

01:14:46.480 As comics

01:14:46.960 Because you kind of

01:14:47.560 Have a freedom

01:14:48.200 Right

01:14:48.580 Of like

01:14:50.060 There's no one

01:14:50.800 Really telling us

01:14:51.340 What to do

01:14:51.660 There's not a boss

01:14:52.460 No

01:14:52.860 We don't have

01:14:53.460 We don't have

01:14:54.060 You know

01:14:54.720 Someone watching us

01:14:55.780 So that's going

01:14:56.780 Like you can't do that

01:14:57.540 You could just quit

01:14:58.440 This today

01:14:59.420 And then just

01:15:00.200 No one's gonna

01:15:00.860 No one's gonna call me

01:15:02.140 And tell me to come back

01:15:02.820 To where I am

01:15:03.380 Yeah yeah

01:15:03.560 So when you don't have that

01:15:05.420 You just are kind of

01:15:06.360 Lost

01:15:06.740 You gotta

01:15:07.080 You gotta have it

01:15:07.840 On your own

01:15:08.440 Yeah

01:15:08.960 And

01:15:09.400 It is hard to have

01:15:10.280 It is hard to have

01:15:11.600 But the amount of knowledge

01:15:12.600 That we have now

01:15:13.300 Is like

01:15:13.700 That's why I learn everything now

01:15:15.620 It's like

01:15:15.940 Through the internet

01:15:16.620 Right

01:15:17.060 Through podcasts

01:15:17.720 And through information

01:15:19.080 Like I didn't know

01:15:19.740 I wish I would have known

01:15:20.680 Some of this stuff

01:15:21.380 When I was like

01:15:21.880 Cutting weight

01:15:22.520 Or training

01:15:23.920 Or whatever

01:15:24.720 Like I didn't know

01:15:26.140 Like

01:15:26.440 But you still gotta do it

01:15:27.960 You still gotta do it

01:15:29.000 But the thing is

01:15:30.160 Like I cut sugar

01:15:31.380 That helped me a lot

01:15:32.820 Because everybody's body

01:15:34.300 Is different I guess

01:15:35.100 But mine was like

01:15:35.960 You have to cut sugar

01:15:37.040 Really?

01:15:37.360 Because it's hard at first

01:15:39.100 It's hard for like a week

01:15:40.160 Week and a half

01:15:40.920 Two weeks

01:15:41.380 But once you

01:15:42.040 Once it's out of your

01:15:42.840 You realize

01:15:43.520 It's like

01:15:43.820 Oh this is what was

01:15:45.540 Addicting me

01:15:46.280 That's why

01:15:47.060 Like I had that

01:15:47.820 The feeling he was

01:15:48.600 Talking about

01:15:49.020 Which is

01:15:49.320 It's uncontrollable

01:15:50.580 I gotta eat

01:15:51.440 I gotta gouge

01:15:52.260 Oh yeah

01:15:53.080 I gotta eat

01:15:54.400 Like overeat

01:15:55.160 And stuff

01:15:55.520 But that's what

01:15:56.200 It's like

01:15:57.060 When I feel that now

01:15:57.920 I go

01:15:58.140 Oh I've had too much sugar

01:15:59.040 Oh yeah

01:15:59.460 I mean I'll have at night

01:16:00.780 Sometimes I'll have

01:16:01.320 Those little baby buckets

01:16:02.300 Of Pringles

01:16:03.440 Have you had them?

01:16:04.880 Yeah

01:16:05.040 Oh yeah

01:16:05.680 Damn they're good

01:16:06.840 Oh it's the best

01:16:08.220 I ate some the other day

01:16:09.860 Oh and they're so

01:16:10.900 There's just like

01:16:11.740 Eight or nine in there

01:16:12.760 And you almost feel like

01:16:13.600 It's a little family

01:16:14.420 Or whatever

01:16:14.660 They're all sleeping in there

01:16:15.620 When you open it

01:16:16.320 Yeah

01:16:16.600 You know you feel like

01:16:17.200 A big giant

01:16:17.840 Like hey

01:16:18.380 Oh yeah

01:16:19.140 Stay asleep

01:16:19.740 I'm gonna eat you

01:16:20.500 I had some

01:16:23.880 I just got back from Europe

01:16:26.680 And they were

01:16:27.860 And they had Pringles there

01:16:29.620 My daughter always eats Pringles

01:16:31.060 But you'd think

01:16:32.300 Oh I'll just eat

01:16:33.060 Four

01:16:34.480 And then I'll eat

01:16:35.380 A couple more

01:16:36.140 Oh they're fucking good

01:16:36.740 And then I started eating

01:16:37.340 Two at a time

01:16:38.240 Oh that's crazy

01:16:39.620 You eat Pringles

01:16:40.080 Two at a time

01:16:40.780 Yeah

01:16:41.120 Fuck dude

01:16:42.200 It's like a different

01:16:42.800 Well in my head

01:16:44.180 I'm trying to

01:16:44.680 You're lying to yourself

01:16:45.620 To be like

01:16:45.940 Well it's like one

01:16:46.740 It's you know

01:16:47.880 Cause it's one

01:16:48.400 Same shape

01:16:48.960 All this yeah

01:16:50.000 And then you just

01:16:51.340 End up beating

01:16:51.840 The whole thing

01:16:52.900 Did you see

01:16:54.420 You know if I have

01:16:56.440 A lot of chocolate

01:16:57.200 It makes my feet itch

01:16:58.460 To the point where

01:16:58.880 I'll scratch right

01:16:59.580 Through the skin

01:17:00.100 On the top of my feet

01:17:00.980 Wow

01:17:01.880 So I know I probably

01:17:03.280 Shouldn't be having it

01:17:04.000 Yeah

01:17:04.380 Did you see this thing

01:17:05.700 Speaking of like

01:17:06.400 Two is one

01:17:07.200 There was this

01:17:07.780 What was this thing

01:17:09.560 I saw about mice

01:17:11.620 See if you can

01:17:12.860 Google this up

01:17:13.520 Brother about

01:17:14.020 They took mice

01:17:15.660 Like a circulatory system

01:17:17.180 Right of an older mice

01:17:18.000 It was about

01:17:18.560 They were trying to

01:17:19.520 Keep people alive

01:17:20.200 Longer right

01:17:20.960 This guy just invested

01:17:22.280 Google like

01:17:23.320 Investor in

01:17:24.800 Life expansion

01:17:26.400 It was like

01:17:27.160 180 million

01:17:28.140 Here we go

01:17:29.720 Oh yeah

01:17:30.320 This guy

01:17:30.760 He wants to reverse

01:17:32.080 His aging or something

01:17:32.920 Yeah let's go back

01:17:33.560 To the top

01:17:33.880 Let me see what

01:17:34.200 The heading is

01:17:34.940 Man has invested

01:17:36.580 180 million dollars

01:17:37.360 To make humans

01:17:37.860 Live for longer

01:17:39.040 That doesn't feel

01:17:39.820 Like enough money

01:17:40.640 Right

01:17:41.860 I don't

01:17:42.100 Like

01:17:42.380 You're like

01:17:43.980 Well do you really want it

01:17:45.060 You're like

01:17:45.540 That's all it costs

01:17:46.420 Not that it's a lot of money

01:17:47.660 But everything's billions now

01:17:49.280 And like all these crazy numbers

01:17:51.080 Yeah

01:17:51.680 It's like

01:17:52.240 As the rich world

01:17:54.360 I feel like this guy

01:17:55.100 Like

01:17:55.380 He's like

01:17:55.960 I'll give you a thousand dollars

01:17:57.060 See if you can make me live

01:17:57.920 You're like

01:17:58.300 Alright

01:17:58.600 I mean I'll try

01:17:59.760 Yeah dude

01:18:00.840 Twitter

01:18:01.420 How many mice can you even buy

01:18:02.460 For 180 million

01:18:03.160 Like I mean

01:18:03.740 Imagine you need a lot of mice

01:18:05.560 Well

01:18:06.140 And Twitter costs

01:18:08.900 How many billion

01:18:09.520 44

01:18:11.000 Billion

01:18:12.120 This dude for

01:18:13.020 180 million dollars

01:18:14.360 He's going to do

01:18:15.240 He's going to make us live forever

01:18:16.980 Good

01:18:17.800 I don't think you could get

01:18:18.860 The mice that you need

01:18:20.240 And the scientists

01:18:21.440 Like you're going to be

01:18:22.360 Like he's going to be

01:18:23.340 Sitting in the budget room

01:18:24.540 And they're like

01:18:25.080 Look

01:18:25.340 We can either

01:18:26.140 What do you want to do

01:18:27.320 You want to spend more money

01:18:27.940 On the mice

01:18:28.320 Or do you want to buy

01:18:28.860 A couple more scientists

01:18:29.720 Yeah

01:18:30.000 And it's like

01:18:30.880 You got to make a decision

01:18:31.760 Yeah I think you got to go

01:18:33.180 Scientist at that point

01:18:34.100 Because a lot of your mice

01:18:35.080 Are going to be running

01:18:35.640 The same game dude

01:18:36.840 I guess you're hoping mice

01:18:37.880 They have more mice

01:18:40.200 Well I think that

01:18:41.740 Well this guy

01:18:42.560 Some freaking little

01:18:44.240 Yiddish Frankenstein

01:18:46.740 This dude

01:18:47.160 Sam Altman

01:18:48.100 Was this the guy

01:18:50.080 That went to jail

01:18:50.740 Yeah I thought

01:18:51.340 That's Sam Altman

01:18:52.820 Bankman

01:18:53.920 No that's Sam Friedman

01:18:55.160 Sam Friedman

01:18:55.960 Yeah

01:18:56.140 So a different Jewish kid

01:18:57.940 But still

01:18:58.640 Young entrepreneur

01:19:01.420 Go back up to the beginning

01:19:02.520 What does it say

01:19:03.620 This guy

01:19:04.080 Altman is hoping

01:19:05.640 To achieve the latter goal

01:19:06.860 With the

01:19:07.260 Altman has described

01:19:10.600 Emptying his bank account

01:19:12.120 To fund

01:19:12.720 Two particular goals

01:19:13.800 Limitless energy

01:19:15.000 Through an investment

01:19:16.920 The fusion power startup

01:19:18.260 Helion Energy

01:19:19.100 And extending the lifespan

01:19:20.840 So he has

01:19:22.780 A hundred and a million dollars

01:19:23.880 Right

01:19:24.440 God

01:19:26.240 Yeah

01:19:26.760 I'd call

01:19:29.180 I think I'd

01:19:30.160 I would just

01:19:31.500 Do your best

01:19:32.300 To live more

01:19:33.080 In the time

01:19:33.500 That you have

01:19:34.160 Than try to get

01:19:34.760 Ten more years

01:19:35.640 Yeah

01:19:35.900 Yeah

01:19:36.200 Well maybe it'll start

01:19:38.220 At ten more years

01:19:38.940 And then twenty

01:19:39.520 And then you know

01:19:40.420 Build that way

01:19:41.760 If he extends that

01:19:42.960 And you're the

01:19:43.380 Freaking life god

01:19:44.380 And you're just

01:19:44.760 Granting years to people

01:19:46.000 Yeah

01:19:46.240 Like you're out on the street

01:19:47.220 And like people run up

01:19:48.160 And they're like

01:19:48.420 You know I gotta finish an essay

01:19:50.200 And he's like

01:19:50.680 Two more months

01:19:51.440 He's just granting people

01:19:53.640 Something you know

01:19:54.300 Yeah

01:19:54.560 But go back to what it said

01:19:56.760 About mice

01:19:57.300 What was the thing about mice

01:19:58.300 This is the part

01:19:59.000 That I was trying to get to

01:20:00.100 Extended lifespan

01:20:03.000 Altman's interest

01:20:03.760 In an extended lifespan

01:20:04.520 Came from following

01:20:05.420 Discovery of young blood research

01:20:07.000 Which saw old and young mice

01:20:08.740 Being sewn together

01:20:09.800 So they shared a blood system

01:20:11.360 The old mice

01:20:13.080 Seemed to be partly rejuvenated

01:20:14.540 As a result of the experiment

01:20:15.880 And after hearing

01:20:17.100 Of the apparent success

01:20:18.040 Altman tasked his staff

01:20:19.200 At the time

01:20:19.620 With looking into the progress

01:20:20.920 Being made by

01:20:22.360 Anti-aging scientists

01:20:23.880 So that's crazy

01:20:25.320 They basically sewed

01:20:26.180 An old person

01:20:26.800 And a young

01:20:27.240 Old mouse

01:20:27.840 And a young mouse

01:20:28.380 Together

01:20:28.820 And then the old

01:20:30.620 Sounds like a comedy movie

01:20:31.780 The old one

01:20:32.340 Yeah it does

01:20:32.860 Now they have to figure it out

01:20:35.480 Yeah

01:20:35.920 So you know

01:20:37.600 You audition

01:20:38.200 And he goes

01:20:38.700 So I'll be the young mice

01:20:39.580 And he goes

01:20:39.820 No you're the old mice

01:20:40.640 That's how you find out

01:20:41.300 You're old in Hollywood

01:20:42.100 No you're the old mice

01:20:43.800 Come on

01:20:44.740 I got a few good years left

01:20:47.340 He takes out his moth

01:20:49.180 To eat some cheese

01:20:50.440 He puts in his

01:20:51.080 But is that what

01:20:52.020 Magic Johnson

01:20:52.700 Has been

01:20:53.000 He's been getting

01:20:53.660 He's been getting

01:20:55.840 Blood transfusions

01:20:56.600 All these years

01:20:57.600 Yeah

01:20:57.880 And he's very healthy

01:20:58.640 So it's like

01:20:59.540 Maybe that's what it is

01:21:01.120 You're supposed to

01:21:01.860 Give blood

01:21:02.380 Young blood

01:21:02.600 More

01:21:03.180 Did you know that

01:21:04.700 Yeah

01:21:05.040 Someone told me

01:21:06.500 It was like

01:21:08.520 With testosterone

01:21:09.540 Like if you get testosterone

01:21:10.500 You're supposed to

01:21:11.360 You gotta give blood

01:21:12.820 A lot

01:21:13.600 But I think you're supposed

01:21:14.760 To give blood

01:21:15.560 A good bit

01:21:16.580 Because it helps you

01:21:17.440 Get more blood

01:21:17.960 Inside of you

01:21:18.540 Yeah it's like

01:21:19.760 Maybe

01:21:20.060 I don't know anything

01:21:21.120 Other than

01:21:21.760 Someone said that to me

01:21:22.840 Are we supposed

01:21:23.720 To donate blood

01:21:24.340 Well here we go

01:21:25.400 This other thing

01:21:26.420 This guy said

01:21:27.200 Plasma therapy

01:21:28.860 So if you get

01:21:29.420 Young blood

01:21:29.880 And put it in you

01:21:31.140 Maybe that's

01:21:31.940 Young blood

01:21:32.540 Sounds like something

01:21:33.200 That brothers say to each other

01:21:34.380 Yeah

01:21:34.560 Young blood

01:21:35.300 I think they do say that

01:21:36.380 To each other

01:21:36.840 Yeah

01:21:37.100 You know

01:21:37.900 If you're in the gangs

01:21:39.080 Is the gangs

01:21:41.580 The new mafia

01:21:42.300 The gangs

01:21:43.300 The gangs would be

01:21:44.680 The gangs

01:21:45.120 Are they

01:21:45.520 The gangs are dangerous

01:21:46.520 But the gangs

01:21:47.260 Are just dangerous

01:21:48.240 The gangs are

01:21:48.880 Like dude

01:21:49.660 I think if the Bloods

01:21:50.860 Or Crips

01:21:51.200 Came out with merch

01:21:52.180 Bro

01:21:52.520 They would crush

01:21:54.220 Like how do you not

01:21:54.860 Have fucking merch

01:21:55.900 Yeah

01:21:56.200 Yeah

01:21:56.680 And in basic merch

01:21:58.520 It's just gotta be

01:21:59.320 Blue and red

01:22:00.100 Like basic merch

01:22:01.200 It's not even

01:22:02.240 Yeah you don't need

01:22:03.460 Like refrigerator magnets

01:22:04.600 Or nothing

01:22:04.920 Look at the

01:22:05.600 Handkerchiefs

01:22:06.680 Those

01:22:07.040 I mean you're

01:22:07.580 You're going

01:22:08.060 You guys should be

01:22:09.060 Patent that

01:22:11.140 You know

01:22:11.680 Yeah

01:22:12.000 If you can sell drugs

01:22:12.780 You can sell merch

01:22:13.520 Easy dude

01:22:14.720 Somebody rolls up on you

01:22:15.660 With the fucking little

01:22:16.400 You know

01:22:17.400 A 70 sack of sweatshirts

01:22:19.360 But then they get in the merch game

01:22:20.620 And then that's not fun

01:22:21.740 Yeah

01:22:22.340 That's true

01:22:22.980 Then they're all on the block

01:22:23.940 With these big boxes

01:22:24.820 Yeah

01:22:25.220 That's what

01:22:25.640 Yeah

01:22:25.900 When kids sell you M&M's

01:22:27.500 Or something

01:22:27.840 Like they just also

01:22:29.360 Have like a hat

01:22:30.400 You gotta take

01:22:31.500 Some peanut M&M's

01:22:32.920 And maybe two of those hats

01:22:33.980 Yeah

01:22:34.800 I appreciate it

01:22:35.860 The cops are like

01:22:36.900 Hey you got anything on you

01:22:38.020 If there guys are fucking

01:22:38.840 Huge boxes

01:22:39.960 70 hats

01:22:40.840 This is unlicensed

01:22:41.920 Well that in New York

01:22:44.720 You know when you buy purses

01:22:46.060 Or like on the street

01:22:47.560 Yeah yeah yeah

01:22:47.640 So supposedly you're supposed to buy

01:22:49.160 From the guys that have them

01:22:50.300 Wrapped in a blanket

01:22:51.100 Because those are the ones that

01:22:52.380 They get in trouble

01:22:53.300 For selling

01:22:54.460 So like the guys that are

01:22:55.980 On the sidewalk

01:22:56.840 With a

01:22:57.560 You know with like a

01:22:59.180 Table or something

01:23:00.220 Yeah

01:23:00.480 That are going to be able

01:23:01.820 To sit there all day

01:23:02.600 Well they have permission

01:23:03.600 To be there

01:23:04.220 You need the guys

01:23:05.660 That have them all

01:23:06.780 Wrapped in a blanket

01:23:07.600 That if a cop comes

01:23:08.760 They gotta go

01:23:09.400 Alright see ya

01:23:10.200 And then they gotta

01:23:10.780 Run off

01:23:11.520 So that's what I always heard

01:23:13.140 You wanna buy from them

01:23:14.100 Oh yeah

01:23:14.600 If you're trying to buy

01:23:15.140 It's really trying to hide something

01:23:16.300 Yeah

01:23:16.620 Yeah yeah

01:23:17.300 You need someone

01:23:17.840 That can go to jail

01:23:18.720 That's got some skin in the game

01:23:19.860 I respect that

01:23:21.220 Yeah

01:23:21.600 Yeah I was thinking

01:23:24.620 What were we talking about

01:23:26.700 The gangs

01:23:27.240 The gangs are dangerous

01:23:28.780 But instead they just pretend

01:23:30.020 Like they own real estate

01:23:31.040 They don't own fucking shit

01:23:32.220 Right

01:23:32.800 They're kind of doing

01:23:34.380 Shitty business

01:23:35.520 The bloods

01:23:37.040 Like they like

01:23:37.760 We own this block

01:23:38.740 And it's like

01:23:39.100 Next thing you know

01:23:39.500 A bulldozer shows up

01:23:40.560 And they're fucking gone

01:23:41.340 They're like

01:23:41.760 We don't own shit

01:23:42.300 They need to get in the

01:23:43.440 Well they probably would need

01:23:44.760 An organization like the mafia

01:23:46.140 The mafia

01:23:46.620 Well yeah

01:23:47.000 It's like they have legitimate

01:23:48.080 Like the thing about the mafia

01:23:49.640 Is one they're ingrained

01:23:50.580 In normal regular society

01:23:53.020 So they have legitimate businesses

01:23:54.440 They were involved in politics

01:23:56.800 So they had all that

01:23:58.800 They would take the illegal money

01:24:00.240 And like put it into legal places

01:24:02.280 And illegal places

01:24:03.400 They would just like

01:24:04.080 But it doesn't seem like

01:24:05.500 The gangs do that

01:24:07.320 You know what I mean

01:24:07.800 It seems like they

01:24:08.480 They need like

01:24:09.280 The white collar end of it

01:24:10.820 To be like funneling the money

01:24:12.500 And making you know

01:24:14.080 Yeah the gangs

01:24:14.880 So they can have wealth

01:24:15.760 They need the partner

01:24:16.760 They almost need that other mouse

01:24:18.060 To get sown next to it

01:24:19.060 Yeah

01:24:19.340 Yeah

01:24:19.880 They need a healthier mouse

01:24:22.500 In some ways

01:24:23.400 Like if they

01:24:24.300 I feel like if the

01:24:25.160 Bloods or the Crips

01:24:26.880 And the Italians

01:24:27.620 And the mafia linked up

01:24:29.460 They are

01:24:30.740 At some level

01:24:31.960 I think some of the families

01:24:33.300 Have like the gangs

01:24:34.860 They work

01:24:35.260 They do work together

01:24:36.380 Do Italians and black people

01:24:38.160 Work well together

01:24:38.960 Do you feel like

01:24:39.480 Has there ever been

01:24:40.260 Like Italian versus

01:24:41.260 Black people beef

01:24:42.500 I know like Chinese

01:24:43.340 And black people

01:24:44.040 Don't get along great

01:24:44.980 Yeah

01:24:45.600 And somebody said

01:24:47.460 Like aliens and black

01:24:48.420 Like black people

01:24:49.180 Have beef with aliens

01:24:49.920 Or something

01:24:50.320 But

01:24:51.260 Even the aliens

01:24:54.120 Are like

01:24:54.620 They can't even come down

01:24:56.040 Here and be like

01:24:56.800 Good dude

01:24:57.280 I don't know what happened

01:24:58.880 I just heard that bro

01:25:00.040 That means that

01:25:00.800 We're gonna watch

01:25:01.260 Alien movies about

01:25:02.300 With black people

01:25:03.480 Like and being like

01:25:04.380 They don't even

01:25:05.060 You're like come on

01:25:05.960 Black versus aliens

01:25:07.140 I can see that shit

01:25:08.200 In a heartbeat though

01:25:09.260 Yeah

01:25:09.420 Oh that would be

01:25:10.360 Very fun

01:25:11.540 But there's a lot of like

01:25:12.780 That's like snakes on a plane

01:25:13.900 Yeah

01:25:14.280 The same kind of vibe

01:25:15.880 You know

01:25:16.340 Yeah

01:25:16.460 Yeah

01:25:17.700 Yeah

01:25:19.740 There's a lot of like

01:25:20.380 Street air beef

01:25:21.200 I guess between those parties

01:25:22.660 But

01:25:23.220 Yeah

01:25:24.320 I just wonder

01:25:24.700 Was there ever like

01:25:26.160 I think the whole common thing

01:25:27.880 Is because a lot of

01:25:28.720 With black gangs

01:25:31.340 And with also

01:25:32.340 There's a thing in New York

01:25:33.820 Now with Albanians

01:25:35.140 Who come into Italian

01:25:37.320 Controlled family territory

01:25:39.840 And they start gambling operations

01:25:42.000 And they're

01:25:42.760 You know

01:25:43.100 Albania is like a war torn

01:25:44.960 You know

01:25:45.720 Very tough place to come from

01:25:47.000 So

01:25:47.280 The Italians are like

01:25:48.260 You better not do that

01:25:49.200 And the Albanians are like

01:25:50.260 Or what

01:25:51.020 Right

01:25:51.680 You know

01:25:52.260 And they're just kind of like

01:25:53.220 Hey

01:25:53.880 Bring it

01:25:54.680 You know

01:25:55.140 Well I'll fight you

01:25:56.540 And you know

01:25:57.960 The Italians like

01:25:59.240 The street Italians

01:26:00.500 Are like on the downswing now

01:26:02.440 Because we're just

01:26:03.120 You know

01:26:03.540 Third, fourth generation

01:26:04.920 Yeah

01:26:05.320 And the Albanians are like

01:26:06.300 First generation

01:26:07.040 Just coming from a war torn area

01:26:08.960 So they're just like

01:26:09.660 Don't

01:26:10.940 Whatever

01:26:11.280 You still make loud noises

01:26:12.280 On your

01:26:12.700 Talking with

01:26:13.680 That's who he is

01:26:14.360 That's who he is

01:26:15.240 Talking with my hands

01:26:15.860 He's on the fucking mat

01:26:16.740 He's a fucking

01:26:17.140 Sorry

01:26:17.400 Yeah

01:26:17.760 He's a hit man

01:26:18.600 It's the fact that you let them

01:26:19.800 Drop like anchors

01:26:21.340 You lift them

01:26:23.000 And then you just go

01:26:23.960 And you just drop them

01:26:25.620 There's no

01:26:26.320 Control

01:26:27.620 I don't know how you accentuate

01:26:28.980 Making a point

01:26:29.800 Is that

01:26:30.900 The Italians have

01:26:31.800 You're Italian

01:26:32.560 You have heavy hands

01:26:33.560 Imagine when you're his parent

01:26:34.900 And he wakes up in the morning

01:26:35.860 You fucking know it

01:26:36.660 You just know it

01:26:37.080 It's like a 60 year old man

01:26:38.260 Going down the hall

01:26:38.860 Yeah

01:26:39.160 You just hear the steps

01:26:40.520 When you would walk around upstairs

01:26:42.120 With your family

01:26:42.940 Because you

01:26:43.660 You have the strength to lift it

01:26:45.480 But then you just let everything fall

01:26:47.380 Yeah

01:26:47.840 Yeah

01:26:48.220 They're like

01:26:48.460 How's Mikey doing?

01:26:49.520 They're like

01:26:49.700 Seven months

01:26:50.600 Yeah

01:26:50.820 He's up

01:26:51.480 Yeah

01:26:52.120 Yeah

01:26:52.840 There's no question

01:26:54.860 I know

01:26:55.340 Did you see

01:26:56.520 Yeah now like a lot of the mafios

01:26:58.100 It's even TikTok

01:26:58.880 Did you see this guy

01:26:59.740 This kid

01:27:00.160 Big Joe Signaro

01:27:01.540 Can you look him up on TikTok?

01:27:03.080 Big Joe

01:27:03.720 You know what I'm talking about?

01:27:07.160 See if you can find him

01:27:08.280 It's like

01:27:09.460 I almost started

01:27:11.000 Like even with like episodes of Dateline

01:27:12.660 There's no more murder

01:27:13.600 Because there's nobody

01:27:14.360 Yeah

01:27:14.660 But I think the Italians

01:27:15.840 Like they're at a point

01:27:17.020 Where it's like

01:27:17.380 There's all these guys doing podcasts

01:27:18.760 Everybody's a cooperator

01:27:19.940 There's cameras

01:27:20.560 There's bugs everywhere

01:27:21.940 The Rico statues

01:27:23.060 Put him in jail for like 30 years

01:27:25.020 So I think the guys on the street now

01:27:26.740 Like

01:27:26.940 And I don't know

01:27:27.860 I just watch all this stuff

01:27:29.020 But it's like

01:27:29.680 I think they just want to quietly make money

01:27:31.600 Yeah

01:27:32.120 They just want to quietly make money

01:27:33.840 And live in Staten Island

01:27:35.100 Or Long Island

01:27:35.940 Or some parts of Brooklyn

01:27:36.940 And they just want to quietly make money

01:27:38.980 And just live their lives

01:27:40.480 They don't want any kind of like

01:27:42.140 They don't want like a guy like Gotti coming in

01:27:45.140 Who's flashy or anything like that

01:27:46.960 They just want to

01:27:48.160 And they don't want to like

01:27:49.080 A war with any

01:27:50.420 They don't want to war with themselves

01:27:52.420 They don't want to war with other groups

01:27:53.740 They just want to quietly

01:27:55.260 Quietly make money

01:27:56.340 Yeah

01:27:56.620 Who was the guy

01:27:57.500 Was it the old guy

01:27:59.060 That was super

01:27:59.720 Who was the best mob guy

01:28:01.640 There's a

01:28:02.980 There's competition between

01:28:04.660 The Babe Ruth

01:28:05.880 I bet he knew Babe Ruth

01:28:07.140 Yeah

01:28:07.480 Carlo Gambino

01:28:08.920 It's like

01:28:09.820 Oh yeah

01:28:10.140 How much over

01:28:10.960 How many years

01:28:11.940 Can you be successful

01:28:13.180 And on top

01:28:13.900 And the big thing is

01:28:15.800 How did you die

01:28:16.780 If you died in your bed

01:28:17.760 That's a win

01:28:18.400 And not in prison

01:28:19.620 Or getting shot in the face

01:28:21.140 So

01:28:21.960 Carlo Gambino

01:28:23.360 They say was a

01:28:24.280 You know

01:28:24.660 He

01:28:24.920 He was the boss of the family

01:28:26.540 For like

01:28:26.940 30 years

01:28:27.920 And then died in his bed

01:28:29.060 In like 1976

01:28:30.080 And

01:28:31.120 There's a guy from Chicago

01:28:33.800 I forget his name

01:28:37.040 He ruled Chicago for like

01:28:39.020 Since

01:28:39.820 From the Capone days

01:28:41.160 To like the early 90s

01:28:42.700 And

01:28:43.820 And

01:28:45.100 He died in his bed

01:28:46.840 And that guy

01:28:47.760 Might be the most successful

01:28:49.320 He might be the most successful

01:28:51.200 Because no one even really knew him

01:28:52.580 No

01:28:53.240 They knew him on the street

01:28:54.460 But they

01:28:54.780 They tried to drag him in

01:28:56.260 And if you could

01:28:56.840 I don't know what the guy's name

01:28:58.380 From

01:28:59.540 He's from Chicago

01:29:00.740 His name was

01:29:01.920 His nickname was

01:29:02.520 The Big Tuna

01:29:03.260 The Big Tuna from Chicago

01:29:05.040 Let's look him up

01:29:05.720 Yeah

01:29:06.060 And they tried

01:29:06.720 Like

01:29:06.940 They brought him in

01:29:08.260 For like a Senate judiciary

01:29:10.100 They subpoenaed him

01:29:11.660 And

01:29:12.220 They brought him in

01:29:13.020 Yeah

01:29:13.300 Tony Accardo

01:29:14.320 There he is

01:29:15.200 Tony Accardo

01:29:15.300 So they bring him in

01:29:16.460 And he talks

01:29:16.960 And then

01:29:17.300 They keep trying to bring him in

01:29:19.000 But he just

01:29:19.800 He

01:29:20.740 They can't get anything on him

01:29:22.640 So the last

01:29:23.680 His last hearing

01:29:24.900 It's actually very funny

01:29:26.340 I don't know if you could bring it up

01:29:27.560 But

01:29:27.700 The last hearing

01:29:28.600 It's like

01:29:28.900 He's like

01:29:29.620 He's like

01:29:30.400 In his late 80s

01:29:31.840 And they bring him in

01:29:33.140 And they're just asking him questions

01:29:34.600 And he's so old

01:29:35.640 That he can't hear

01:29:36.740 Half the

01:29:37.760 I watch it

01:29:38.660 I'm laughing

01:29:39.240 It's on YouTube?

01:29:39.980 Yeah

01:29:40.200 It's on YouTube

01:29:40.620 But he like

01:29:41.480 It just shows you that

01:29:42.600 He beat the system

01:29:43.820 He spent like two days in prison

01:29:45.560 His entire

01:29:46.240 Life

01:29:47.880 And it's just

01:29:48.780 It's a fascinating thing to watch

01:29:51.240 That the guy is

01:29:52.080 There you go

01:29:53.460 Right there

01:29:53.880 Do you recall

01:29:55.620 When that was taken?

01:29:56.580 No, sir

01:29:56.880 Do you recall

01:29:58.260 What you were doing

01:29:58.980 At that time?

01:30:00.840 No, sir

01:30:01.340 Yeah

01:30:02.380 Did you hear

01:30:02.440 A business meeting

01:30:03.540 With Mr. Cerrone?

01:30:04.700 No, sir

01:30:05.120 Good answers

01:30:05.940 And you're completely unaware

01:30:07.120 Of what he does

01:30:08.740 For a living

01:30:09.180 No, sir

01:30:09.920 Outside of golf

01:30:11.960 Outside of golf

01:30:13.040 So they think

01:30:14.060 This guy did stuff

01:30:15.060 I mean, that guy was

01:30:16.000 From all like

01:30:17.840 Informants and stuff

01:30:18.980 And like

01:30:19.620 The big tuna

01:30:20.360 FBI information

01:30:21.500 That guy was

01:30:22.240 The head

01:30:22.880 Like on the top

01:30:23.800 Like he probably retired

01:30:25.160 And was overseeing it

01:30:26.260 He had

01:30:26.740 What the Chicago bosses would do

01:30:29.300 And in some of the New York guys

01:30:30.520 They would have street bosses

01:30:31.600 So the real power would

01:30:33.120 Because too much heat

01:30:34.440 He would step back

01:30:35.420 And then have a street boss take over

01:30:37.300 That was like

01:30:37.720 Sam Giancana

01:30:38.560 And Joey Iupa

01:30:39.780 Some of these other guys

01:30:40.820 And they ended up

01:30:42.000 Like Sam Giancana

01:30:43.100 Ended up getting murdered

01:30:43.940 In his home

01:30:45.120 But a lot of these guys

01:30:47.000 Iupa and Cerrone

01:30:48.100 Who they were talking about

01:30:49.400 Ended up doing life sentences

01:30:50.860 And never flipped

01:30:51.800 You know

01:30:52.680 So they ended up

01:30:53.660 Doing life sentences

01:30:54.280 So they would put

01:30:55.100 A street boss in place

01:30:56.500 To run things

01:30:57.240 From day to day operations

01:30:58.420 But like on big policy questions

01:31:00.140 Like that guy

01:31:01.160 Would be consulted

01:31:01.880 So that guy was there

01:31:02.480 To take his ego out of it

01:31:03.660 Yeah

01:31:03.840 And that's what's safe

01:31:05.080 I mean after a while

01:31:05.720 You have enough money

01:31:06.540 To be like

01:31:07.040 What am I

01:31:07.880 You know

01:31:08.120 I have enough money

01:31:09.020 I don't need the heat

01:31:10.020 I don't need the legal headaches

01:31:11.340 So I'll just step back

01:31:13.240 And let somebody else run

01:31:15.060 Did that guy probably have

01:31:15.960 People killed and all that

01:31:17.040 I'm sure

01:31:17.520 Sam Giancana

01:31:18.740 Like the only way

01:31:19.680 Sam Giancana

01:31:20.300 Who was the boss

01:31:21.080 Of the family

01:31:22.000 Like for a while

01:31:23.540 In the 60s and the 70s

01:31:25.380 For him to get killed

01:31:27.280 Had to be okayed by him

01:31:28.660 It had to be okayed by him

01:31:30.000 There's nobody higher

01:31:30.800 Right

01:31:31.220 You know

01:31:31.720 So it's pretty

01:31:32.540 It's pretty fascinating

01:31:33.740 The structure

01:31:34.380 Also another thing

01:31:35.720 That fascinated me

01:31:36.500 Is guys being walked

01:31:37.560 Into a room

01:31:38.320 And they're not sure

01:31:39.820 If they're gonna die

01:31:41.340 Or not

01:31:41.860 Oh it'd be the worst

01:31:42.160 Like a wedding

01:31:42.740 And they go

01:31:43.660 Yeah

01:31:44.020 And they go anyway

01:31:46.180 Oh yeah

01:31:46.800 They have to

01:31:47.360 Because you're so scared

01:31:48.480 And the in-laws

01:31:49.780 Paid for it

01:31:50.620 That's the fuck

01:31:51.520 That's how they get you

01:31:52.720 The wife's dad

01:31:53.680 That's why they pay for it

01:31:55.000 Yeah

01:31:55.340 There's no old thing

01:31:56.320 With trading a goat

01:31:57.180 Or whatever

01:31:57.540 It's because

01:31:58.100 It's another linchpin

01:31:59.940 For you to feel

01:32:00.580 Responsible to be there

01:32:01.840 Yeah

01:32:02.080 God that breaks my heart

01:32:03.820 It's really great

01:32:04.660 That's like when you're

01:32:05.440 Yeah when someone orders

01:32:07.020 The appetizer

01:32:08.560 And you gotta eat it

01:32:09.940 You go to a big Italian family

01:32:11.140 And you gotta eat

01:32:11.700 She keeps bringing food out

01:32:12.880 And you have to eat it

01:32:13.700 To be polite

01:32:14.220 And that's what marriage is

01:32:15.280 Yeah

01:32:15.660 She's trying to be polite

01:32:16.540 Then they wheel out

01:32:17.960 Their daughter

01:32:18.420 Who's had a couple

01:32:19.020 Few too many apps as well

01:32:20.500 And you're fucking like

01:32:21.280 Alright

01:32:21.620 I've already eaten

01:32:22.540 Everything else

01:32:23.400 Yeah

01:32:23.680 I'll have a little

01:32:24.840 There you go

01:32:25.400 Yeah

01:32:25.820 Alright I'll take her in

01:32:28.300 I'll marry her

01:32:29.460 And she's the goat

01:32:31.040 Yeah

01:32:31.720 That's the old thing

01:32:33.000 She's the goat

01:32:33.260 She's the goat

01:32:33.980 That'd be a good movie

01:32:35.440 She's the goat

01:32:36.160 She's the goat

01:32:36.760 She's the goat

01:32:37.340 And it's like a girl

01:32:38.840 That kind of sounds

01:32:39.600 Like a goat

01:32:40.080 You think goat

01:32:40.640 The word

01:32:41.100 The label goat

01:32:43.340 Is

01:32:43.820 Greatest of all time

01:32:46.020 Is pretty annoying now

01:32:47.440 I think it's being

01:32:48.720 So overused

01:32:49.820 That

01:32:50.120 It's taking everything

01:32:52.020 From what it was

01:32:53.360 Right

01:32:54.000 I mean Tom Brady

01:32:54.620 Was the goat

01:32:55.200 And then he just

01:32:55.920 Kept goading so much

01:32:57.220 That he like

01:32:57.920 He

01:32:58.400 Exhausted it

01:32:59.840 Yeah

01:33:00.120 And we've used it

01:33:02.060 Now everybody's calling

01:33:02.920 Everybody goat

01:33:03.640 Something

01:33:04.100 And then people

01:33:05.480 That are goats

01:33:06.120 Are you know

01:33:07.200 They say they're

01:33:08.940 The goat too

01:33:09.700 Oh yeah that's crazy

01:33:10.640 And then you're like

01:33:11.260 LeBron calls himself

01:33:12.320 The goat

01:33:12.680 Yeah

01:33:12.960 Good fuck

01:33:13.980 And you want to let

01:33:14.580 Other people say it

01:33:15.760 You do

01:33:16.320 That's the old mafia

01:33:17.060 That's what

01:33:17.480 The guy we just watched

01:33:18.880 Would do

01:33:19.260 He never said

01:33:20.240 He called himself

01:33:20.700 The goat

01:33:21.020 No

01:33:21.300 He let you

01:33:22.220 Young Mike Beck Young

01:33:23.600 Could you be in the mafia

01:33:24.440 Absolutely not

01:33:25.860 I know but

01:33:26.540 Blood wise

01:33:28.140 Blood wise I could

01:33:28.900 Yeah

01:33:29.080 Wow

01:33:29.640 Yeah

01:33:30.120 You think you would be

01:33:31.900 Farther along in your career

01:33:32.780 If you would have

01:33:33.300 You probably would

01:33:36.820 Absolutely yes

01:33:37.480 That would have

01:33:38.480 That's the most

01:33:39.240 That's the most true

01:33:40.220 Yeah dude if you're in a mafia

01:33:41.080 I'd like to be like a Sinatra

01:33:42.640 Like Sinatra wasn't in it

01:33:43.940 But he was adjacent to it

01:33:45.260 He sang to them

01:33:45.720 And yeah he sang to them

01:33:46.840 They loved him

01:33:47.460 And like if he needed

01:33:48.660 A little bit of help

01:33:49.380 They would like muscle

01:33:50.720 Or whatever

01:33:51.500 That would have

01:33:52.440 Was he full Italian

01:33:53.420 Sinatra was yeah

01:33:55.180 Yeah

01:33:55.380 Wow

01:33:55.720 Hoboken

01:33:56.940 I wonder if

01:33:58.940 Yeah I wonder if

01:34:00.980 I could have

01:34:01.300 Mafied or not

01:34:01.960 If I could have

01:34:02.400 Handled it

01:34:02.980 I think I would have

01:34:04.600 Gotten

01:34:04.980 I would have

01:34:05.660 Fallen asleep

01:34:06.400 On a little mission

01:34:07.380 Like the first

01:34:08.040 Or third mission

01:34:08.840 They give you

01:34:09.260 A couple bucks

01:34:09.900 To go you know

01:34:10.660 Run over to Eddie's

01:34:12.000 And get a fucking

01:34:12.700 Couple cuts of Salama

01:34:14.700 Or you know

01:34:15.180 Salam or whatever

01:34:16.180 And then I'd have

01:34:17.400 Fucked it up dude

01:34:18.380 I'd have slept in the car

01:34:19.380 Well it's good to mess

01:34:19.860 That kind of stuff up

01:34:20.880 It's good to mess

01:34:21.600 Early

01:34:22.100 Because then they

01:34:22.780 Won't count on you

01:34:23.580 It's when you mess up

01:34:24.520 The stuff like

01:34:25.080 There's just stuff

01:34:26.220 That's like a death sentence

01:34:27.480 Where it's like

01:34:28.640 I didn't you know

01:34:29.820 If you caught dealing

01:34:30.620 Any kind of drugs

01:34:31.360 Supposedly

01:34:32.140 It's like

01:34:32.920 That's death

01:34:34.020 You screw up

01:34:34.740 If they tell you to go

01:34:35.600 Like your order

01:34:36.960 To kill him

01:34:37.800 And you don't kill him

01:34:38.920 Then they kill you

01:34:39.840 And him

01:34:40.400 Oh that's the worst

01:34:41.920 Bro you get back

01:34:42.560 In the car

01:34:42.840 And you haven't

01:34:43.340 Killed the guy

01:34:43.960 Yeah

01:34:44.520 And now you gotta

01:34:45.120 Go back and pretend

01:34:46.000 You're a plumber again

01:34:46.940 Or something

01:34:47.240 Well yeah

01:34:47.500 You almost gotta go

01:34:48.620 Tell the guy

01:34:49.700 Look

01:34:50.140 I was supposed to kill you

01:34:52.200 And I didn't

01:34:53.060 Because I just

01:34:53.680 Don't have the heart

01:34:54.280 To do it

01:34:54.720 And then you gotta

01:34:55.520 Hope that that guy

01:34:56.220 Doesn't kill you

01:34:56.800 You know

01:34:57.060 But you go like

01:34:57.720 I'm telling you this

01:34:58.800 They're gonna kill us both

01:34:59.920 Right

01:35:00.180 So then could you go

01:35:01.580 Into hiding

01:35:02.280 That's a good move

01:35:03.720 Tell the guy

01:35:04.260 Look

01:35:04.620 You right now

01:35:05.800 It's gonna suck

01:35:06.500 But you're gonna

01:35:07.420 Have to leave town

01:35:08.040 That's what I think

01:35:08.600 You would be in the mafia

01:35:09.460 You would have got to

01:35:10.320 You would have got to

01:35:11.600 The level of

01:35:12.160 You would have just

01:35:12.760 Ended up having to

01:35:14.020 Talk to the guy

01:35:14.580 And being like

01:35:14.960 Yo can we get out

01:35:16.020 I go back up

01:35:17.060 Yeah

01:35:17.680 And what do you gotta do

01:35:18.620 Can you get out ever

01:35:19.560 I mean

01:35:21.280 These guys have

01:35:22.680 I mean

01:35:23.560 Michael Francis was the one guy

01:35:24.920 Who like never cooperated

01:35:26.360 And just

01:35:26.780 Is out

01:35:27.160 There's a couple guys

01:35:28.260 Like that who

01:35:28.760 Never

01:35:29.300 But you're not supposed

01:35:30.340 To be able to get out

01:35:31.080 You take that

01:35:31.580 You take this blood oath

01:35:32.820 Where it's like

01:35:33.900 Yeah

01:35:34.220 You're never getting out

01:35:35.840 But those guys

01:35:36.820 Managed to get out

01:35:37.580 And these guys

01:35:38.280 Early blood oath

01:35:39.120 Like two and me

01:35:39.920 Yeah

01:35:40.460 Yeah

01:35:40.780 Early blood

01:35:41.600 Yeah

01:35:42.360 It's like fucking

01:35:43.300 Yeah

01:35:43.840 They do a 23 and me

01:35:45.480 On you now

01:35:45.980 Now they do a 23 and me

01:35:47.440 On you

01:35:47.760 Oh it's gone up bad

01:35:48.760 Yeah

01:35:49.000 Yeah

01:35:49.800 Yeah but you're supposed

01:35:51.360 To take a blood oath

01:35:52.260 That you never

01:35:52.820 But there's guys

01:35:53.480 Like the guys

01:35:54.100 Who cooperate now

01:35:55.000 Are not in witness

01:35:56.280 Protection anymore

01:35:56.960 They're just coming back

01:35:58.000 To their old

01:35:58.600 They're living in the

01:35:59.780 Neighborhoods

01:36:00.600 Where they were

01:36:01.240 Wow

01:36:01.740 When they were active

01:36:02.720 And they're doing podcasts

01:36:03.840 Which is kind of

01:36:04.660 Unbelievable that nothing

01:36:05.780 Happens to them

01:36:06.580 Yeah I think it shows you

01:36:08.100 How far it's gone

01:36:08.840 You know how far

01:36:09.660 It's kind of dissipated

01:36:10.580 In the sense that

01:36:11.100 They want to do street crime

01:36:12.040 Well it's probably history

01:36:13.040 Now and you want to

01:36:14.140 You want to be able to

01:36:14.960 Like

01:36:15.260 Document it

01:36:16.120 Yeah you want to be able

01:36:16.900 Document it

01:36:17.460 And be like

01:36:17.720 We're not doing those things

01:36:18.760 Anymore so it's probably

01:36:19.700 Okay for him to talk

01:36:20.740 Because then even if

01:36:21.800 They got caught

01:36:22.300 You're like

01:36:22.620 A guy's on a podcast

01:36:23.820 They put guys

01:36:24.480 They put guys away

01:36:26.060 For 30 years

01:36:27.420 For life

01:36:27.920 They put all these guys

01:36:28.840 In prison

01:36:29.260 And if you're in a mob

01:36:30.160 And there's a brotherhood

01:36:30.980 And you know

01:36:31.960 You put my brothers

01:36:33.380 In prison for 30 years

01:36:34.580 It's like

01:36:35.000 I don't know

01:36:35.680 I guess I could just go

01:36:36.600 Well that's the life now

01:36:38.300 And I'm not gonna

01:36:39.000 Risk an attempted murder

01:36:41.180 On a federal witness

01:36:42.220 Because I'm gonna put myself

01:36:43.260 In jeopardy then

01:36:44.080 Yeah but imagine

01:36:45.360 You're sitting in prison

01:36:46.040 Listening to a guy

01:36:46.760 As a podcast

01:36:47.240 Who did the same things

01:36:48.260 That you did

01:36:48.900 And he's not getting

01:36:50.120 In any trouble or nothing

01:36:51.200 He's making money

01:36:52.060 Yeah and now you have

01:36:53.060 And he's doing ads

01:36:53.900 He's doing

01:36:54.740 Yeah he goes

01:36:55.380 Alright 23andMe

01:36:56.380 Everybody check it out

01:36:57.420 Like you're

01:36:57.960 You're just in prison

01:36:58.980 Stewing

01:36:59.720 Yeah

01:37:00.180 Larry's vodka sauce

01:37:03.500 Yeah

01:37:03.920 And now you got

01:37:05.980 God this is like

01:37:06.680 The new kind of like

01:37:07.680 Mafia

01:37:08.060 It's on Twitter

01:37:08.600 Go to the one of the

01:37:09.340 There you go

01:37:10.040 This guy

01:37:10.600 Let's turn him up

01:37:12.300 And start it over

01:37:13.060 Big Joe Segaro

01:37:14.380 Slick tone

01:37:16.740 Big Joe

01:37:17.220 What's the quote of the day?

01:37:18.580 Life gives you lemons

01:37:19.620 Make orange juice

01:37:21.240 That's what he does

01:37:23.720 That's what he does

01:37:24.880 He tells you quotes

01:37:25.920 Hit him

01:37:26.180 That's the same one

01:37:27.700 Hey Slick

01:37:28.800 Big Joe

01:37:29.300 What's the quote of the day?

01:37:30.580 There's no such thing

01:37:31.460 As good and bad money

01:37:32.820 It's just money

01:37:33.640 That's it

01:37:36.600 Walks away

01:37:37.200 I think he has somewhere

01:37:39.080 To go a lot of times

01:37:40.040 Or something

01:37:40.360 Where he has like

01:37:40.880 Incontinence

01:37:42.340 Hey Big Joe

01:37:43.000 Slick tone

01:37:43.800 What's the quote of the day?

01:37:46.720 Hey

01:37:46.980 How's Big Joe doing?

01:37:49.640 I'm doing great Polly

01:37:50.800 Thank you for asking

01:37:52.620 What happened at the beginning

01:37:55.840 Of that video?

01:37:56.900 I think they're still

01:37:57.660 Yeah it just shows you

01:37:58.340 Where the mafia is

01:37:59.240 Yeah

01:37:59.480 They're in kid

01:38:00.520 They're in elementary school

01:38:03.560 They're just young

01:38:05.020 You don't want to know

01:38:05.680 Big Joe Segaro bro

01:38:07.140 Big Joe

01:38:07.660 Big Joe

01:38:08.160 What's the quote of the day?

01:38:10.600 I'm sure you don't give a shit anymore

01:38:11.840 It's your wife

01:38:12.580 Dang

01:38:14.020 That's a good one

01:38:15.400 Yeah

01:38:16.280 Yeah you gotta respect

01:38:17.600 Big Joe Segaro man

01:38:18.640 I don't know where he is

01:38:19.280 I don't know if he's a child or not

01:38:20.520 But that's where he at

01:38:22.680 He looks like a

01:38:23.380 Yeah

01:38:23.780 That looked like high school

01:38:24.980 It could be

01:38:25.920 Yeah

01:38:26.180 Like is he in

01:38:27.320 Yeah

01:38:27.620 At a middle school maybe

01:38:29.080 I don't know

01:38:29.500 Yeah would mafia kids go to school?

01:38:32.480 They would

01:38:32.860 Yeah where do they go?

01:38:34.600 They can't go to regular class

01:38:35.900 You can't have fucking you know

01:38:37.080 You know

01:38:38.660 Benny the Shrimp

01:38:39.800 Sitting there and fucking

01:38:40.740 Is it lucked down on

01:38:41.800 If you go to a community college?

01:38:43.240 If your kid is in community college

01:38:44.760 Is that not

01:38:45.420 If you're Al Capone

01:38:46.980 And you go

01:38:47.900 How's your kids doing?

01:38:48.900 And you go

01:38:49.020 He's in community college

01:38:50.580 You go

01:38:50.980 Is that not good?

01:38:52.800 Yeah

01:38:53.040 It'd be better to not go

01:38:54.180 To not go

01:38:55.160 Usually you go to

01:38:55.860 I mean they used to go to the military

01:38:57.620 That was a thing

01:38:58.820 They'd go to the military

01:38:59.700 And then come out

01:39:01.320 And then

01:39:01.820 Be able to like

01:39:03.700 Kill

01:39:04.360 And stuff

01:39:05.180 Oh cause they

01:39:06.160 They're trained

01:39:07.200 They're trained

01:39:07.260 Kill them

01:39:08.240 Do you guys think that we should have

01:39:10.200 A separate gay and straight military ever?

01:39:12.300 Like we should have an all gay military?

01:39:15.140 That'd be colorful

01:39:16.260 I think it'd be cool almost

01:39:17.800 But I don't know

01:39:18.420 I guess in the military

01:39:19.500 The people don't care

01:39:20.340 I don't ever hear

01:39:21.440 Any of my military friends

01:39:22.420 Saying there's any issues

01:39:23.240 If people are gay

01:39:23.940 Or straight in the military

01:39:24.680 No I don't think

01:39:25.600 I don't think that matters

01:39:26.040 I've heard outsiders

01:39:27.080 Kind of have thoughts on it

01:39:28.200 But I've never heard

01:39:28.780 Anybody inside of it

01:39:29.700 Have thoughts on it

01:39:30.700 But to have a whole gay military

01:39:33.040 That'd be sick huh?

01:39:34.780 Yeah

01:39:34.800 It'd be flag heavy

01:39:35.780 It'd be flag heavy

01:39:36.960 It'd be a lot of parades

01:39:38.320 Yeah the flag team would be like

01:39:39.900 It's like everybody

01:39:40.620 Can't be on the flag team

01:39:41.420 Like we have to have some

01:39:42.580 They have to go

01:39:43.800 Alright

01:39:44.060 I did a

01:39:44.980 It's hard to

01:39:47.320 It's hard not to do it

01:39:48.260 Somebody has to have a grenade

01:39:49.260 They're just carrying it out

01:39:50.180 And here like this

01:39:50.960 Yeah

01:39:51.400 He goes

01:39:51.920 Ooh

01:39:52.660 Like doesn't want to

01:39:53.680 Doesn't want to deal with it

01:39:54.840 That would be

01:39:55.600 Guys not everybody

01:39:56.840 Can be on the flag team

01:39:57.940 Can I use a word

01:39:58.580 For the gay military?

01:39:59.640 Amazing

01:39:59.960 I think it would be amazing

01:40:01.340 I think you can use that

01:40:03.480 I would love to see

01:40:05.500 I think we're going to get to a point soon on television

01:40:09.000 Where we're going to have a lot more gay prize fighting

01:40:11.960 You know when I was growing up

01:40:14.220 They had this group

01:40:15.300 And we'll bleep this word out

01:40:18.100 But they had this group that would come to

01:40:19.460 One of the bars in Baton Rouge

01:40:21.300 It was called F***ing Fist Fights

01:40:22.800 Was the group

01:40:23.540 And they would have gay

01:40:25.800 It was gay men put it on

01:40:27.720 And you'd pay $5 to go watch

01:40:29.600 And you could drink

01:40:30.320 And it was gay men

01:40:31.620 Fighting each other

01:40:33.280 Would they have the like

01:40:34.340 Dispute about what they were fighting

01:40:36.140 That's a good thing about a gay fight

01:40:37.540 It's like what the dispute is

01:40:39.240 Before they fight

01:40:40.420 Like we're fighting over

01:40:41.480 Right like this is about a men's blouse

01:40:43.900 Or whatever

01:40:44.300 Yeah yeah

01:40:44.880 Ding ding ding

01:40:46.340 Ding ding

01:40:46.800 Yeah

01:40:47.140 That's weird

01:40:47.960 That is very funny

01:40:49.000 Right before they start the fight

01:40:50.860 They got to tell you

01:40:51.760 It's a brief statement about what it's about

01:40:54.160 Yeah

01:40:54.640 Yeah

01:40:55.160 This is for an oyster dressing recipe

01:40:57.400 This is for

01:40:58.980 He still hasn't come out to his parents

01:41:00.800 Oh yeah

01:41:01.740 And then like

01:41:02.260 I bet that's a big

01:41:03.260 Well in gay fighting

01:41:04.820 Oh that is true

01:41:05.020 That is

01:41:05.360 Yeah

01:41:05.600 Because then you have to go over there

01:41:06.880 And pretend you're fucking

01:41:08.060 Just a friend all the time

01:41:09.440 Yeah

01:41:09.640 Well in gay fighting

01:41:10.780 I think it's not coming out of the closet

01:41:12.140 It's coming out of the corner

01:41:13.180 Yeah

01:41:13.900 I think that's

01:41:14.900 Oh yeah

01:41:15.620 Yeah Ronnie won't come out of the corner

01:41:17.220 Right

01:41:17.540 Yeah

01:41:17.840 Yeah

01:41:18.220 Dude I feel like

01:41:20.440 That's gotta be a huge thing

01:41:22.660 Huh

01:41:22.920 Yeah

01:41:23.300 If you're a gay man

01:41:24.400 And you got a husband

01:41:25.760 Or like a little

01:41:26.500 Pretend

01:41:27.400 You know

01:41:27.620 Whatever the legalities are

01:41:28.840 Where you live

01:41:29.340 Like a suit

01:41:29.900 You know

01:41:30.160 A partial husband

01:41:31.060 And you have to pretend

01:41:33.340 He's your buddy all the time

01:41:34.540 Yeah

01:41:34.820 Why do you always bring your best friend

01:41:36.640 To Christmas

01:41:37.320 Yeah

01:41:37.980 Because he's my best friend

01:41:39.580 Yeah

01:41:40.080 And why do you always get him

01:41:41.020 A shaving razor for Christmas

01:41:42.360 Yeah

01:41:43.060 Yeah

01:41:43.340 Yeah

01:41:44.680 Every year

01:41:45.480 Yeah but what do you think

01:41:46.200 Is more jolting to a family

01:41:47.640 It's like

01:41:48.120 I'm gay

01:41:50.460 Or it's like

01:41:51.640 I'm vegan

01:41:52.140 And I can't eat any of this

01:41:53.460 Oh

01:41:54.620 You know

01:41:55.180 I think the

01:41:55.980 The gayer thing

01:41:56.960 They call them

01:41:57.520 Yeah

01:41:58.000 What's that

01:41:58.800 Stomach gays

01:41:59.900 Did

01:42:01.200 Was there

01:42:01.900 Gay mafia people

01:42:03.460 I'd imagine

01:42:03.980 That's

01:42:04.380 That's a tough thing

01:42:05.080 I don't know

01:42:05.320 That was the thing

01:42:05.840 Not to spoil the Sopranos for you

01:42:07.360 But there was a

01:42:07.840 There was one thing

01:42:08.940 That was based on

01:42:09.620 In New Jersey

01:42:10.480 There was a gay

01:42:11.260 I think he was a high ranking member

01:42:14.240 And they killed him

01:42:16.000 Damn

01:42:16.740 They killed him for being gay

01:42:18.020 Yeah

01:42:18.560 Oh

01:42:18.900 That's gotta be the worst

01:42:20.920 Man

01:42:21.080 If somebody killed you

01:42:21.920 For being

01:42:22.480 Something that you couldn't control

01:42:24.760 Being right

01:42:25.400 Yeah

01:42:25.680 Yeah but I think you just

01:42:26.980 Can't go get in that mafia

01:42:28.560 You know

01:42:29.200 Yeah

01:42:29.540 It's like

01:42:30.000 You can control that

01:42:30.980 You can control not being in the mafia

01:42:32.240 Yeah you gotta

01:42:32.620 That's true huh

01:42:33.760 Italian mob open to gay members

01:42:35.920 As long as they don't parade it in public

01:42:37.980 Who do they have a publicist

01:42:39.900 Who do they go to

01:42:43.240 The Italian mob

01:42:44.500 That

01:42:44.820 They got a spokesperson

01:42:46.480 Even the Italian mob

01:42:48.660 Has started flying the rainbow flag

01:42:50.000 A star prosecutor in Italy

01:42:51.500 Has revealed the mafia

01:42:52.440 Is now open to gay men

01:42:53.900 And even as a drag queen

01:42:55.560 In their midst

01:42:56.160 I could see that

01:42:56.840 But that's kind of like

01:42:57.540 A new undercover

01:42:58.340 You know

01:42:59.080 Yeah

01:42:59.340 The mafia have evolved

01:43:00.920 Along with society

01:43:02.000 Nicola Gratteri

01:43:04.200 An anti-mafia investigator

01:43:05.880 In Calabria

01:43:06.840 Told the Times of London

01:43:08.660 Gays can be accepted now

01:43:10.740 Even as foot soldiers

01:43:11.900 So long as they don't

01:43:12.640 Parade it in public

01:43:13.600 I mean it seems crazy

01:43:15.300 That you can

01:43:16.020 Put this stuff in the newspaper

01:43:18.340 To be like

01:43:18.800 So it's

01:43:19.340 So the foot shoulders

01:43:20.600 Are illegal

01:43:21.420 They're doing illegal crimes

01:43:23.520 Yeah they're illegal

01:43:24.320 It's illegal crimes

01:43:25.380 Yeah

01:43:25.680 The inspector claims

01:43:26.740 To have intercepted

01:43:27.640 Passionate letters

01:43:28.520 Between a crime boss

01:43:29.400 And a young lieutenant

01:43:30.220 Previously mobsters

01:43:33.800 Risk being murdered

01:43:34.660 If they were even

01:43:35.200 Suspected of being gay

01:43:36.720 Right

01:43:37.020 God that's gotta be crazy

01:43:38.640 Cause what if you're like

01:43:39.540 Young and you're doing good

01:43:40.760 In the mafia right

01:43:41.540 You're starting out

01:43:42.280 You're the little guy huh

01:43:43.400 Yeah

01:43:43.600 And you like some

01:43:44.420 Colored ties

01:43:45.640 Right

01:43:46.260 Like you're

01:43:46.860 But you don't even know

01:43:47.440 You're gay yet

01:43:47.960 Yeah

01:43:48.240 Yeah

01:43:48.660 But then you start

01:43:49.380 To realize it

01:43:50.140 But they're saying

01:43:50.640 Even if they think you are

01:43:51.880 Right

01:43:52.360 So what if you're straight

01:43:53.360 But you love

01:43:54.840 Flower ties

01:43:56.060 Right

01:43:56.340 Like you're

01:43:56.740 And you start just

01:43:57.540 You have a little flash

01:43:58.780 Yeah

01:43:59.720 And you're

01:44:00.240 You know

01:44:00.560 Cause sometimes you see

01:44:02.040 There could be a guy

01:44:03.220 That you're like

01:44:03.640 Oh I think that guy's gay

01:44:04.520 And then you're

01:44:05.180 Right

01:44:05.800 Like you're a

01:44:06.260 But it's like

01:44:06.760 He's just like a little

01:44:07.800 You know

01:44:08.720 It's like

01:44:09.120 Flamboyant

01:44:10.280 Flamboyant

01:44:10.800 Like but a guy

01:44:11.660 Could just have that

01:44:12.500 Little bit about him

01:44:13.660 Like Christian Leitner

01:44:14.480 Almost a little

01:44:15.160 Oh yeah

01:44:16.380 Yeah where you could see

01:44:18.380 Like he's a little

01:44:19.220 Too handsome

01:44:19.840 For whatever he does

01:44:20.700 Yeah

01:44:20.960 Yeah

01:44:21.540 Yeah

01:44:23.240 Yeah that's true

01:44:24.560 Yeah exactly

01:44:25.400 And then you're like

01:44:26.300 No no I'm not

01:44:27.060 At all

01:44:27.580 But it's like

01:44:28.420 And he puts a napkin

01:44:29.420 On his lap like this

01:44:30.440 Before he eats

01:44:31.160 Like even out of a takeout

01:44:32.440 Yeah

01:44:33.040 They would say that

01:44:33.820 At the meeting

01:44:34.260 When they were gonna kill you

01:44:35.080 They were like

01:44:35.500 He puts a napkin

01:44:36.540 On his lap

01:44:37.200 What more proof do you need

01:44:38.760 Yeah yeah

01:44:39.200 What do you think he's straight

01:44:43.560 With a napkin on his lap

01:44:45.040 When they go

01:44:46.420 And take him in the room

01:44:47.160 To kill him

01:44:47.940 Do they even

01:44:48.580 Do you even know

01:44:49.480 What's happening

01:44:50.020 Or it's just

01:44:50.760 No but like

01:44:51.880 I think it's fascinating

01:44:52.880 These guys are

01:44:53.400 Walked to their meetings

01:44:54.200 And they're like

01:44:54.700 This might be it for me

01:44:56.440 Yeah

01:44:56.940 And they go anyway

01:44:58.340 They go

01:44:58.900 Like some guys knew

01:44:59.800 They were

01:45:00.140 Like the Donnie Brosco

01:45:01.200 That movie

01:45:01.740 Like the real story of that

01:45:03.440 The one guy

01:45:04.560 Who he was very close to

01:45:06.560 After it came out

01:45:07.620 That he was a federal agent

01:45:09.360 And they let a federal agent

01:45:10.480 Into the family

01:45:11.140 One of the guys responsible

01:45:12.220 Was called to a meeting

01:45:13.140 And knew he was getting it

01:45:14.460 That's why in the movie

01:45:15.600 He leaves his money

01:45:16.480 And his jewelry

01:45:17.840 In a drawer

01:45:18.620 And leaves it half open

01:45:19.780 Because he knows

01:45:20.260 He's not coming back

01:45:21.160 Wow

01:45:21.580 Why is it half

01:45:22.160 Just so someone knows

01:45:23.320 To find it

01:45:23.860 Yeah

01:45:24.100 Yeah

01:45:24.660 Because there was a lot of pride

01:45:25.840 Because they wouldn't have

01:45:26.380 Been able to open the drawer

01:45:27.660 They would have just moved it

01:45:29.900 And he goes

01:45:30.300 Now leave it open

01:45:31.100 So people see it

01:45:32.120 Yeah

01:45:32.620 Yeah

01:45:33.580 Yeah yeah

01:45:34.480 I mean I guess there is pride

01:45:35.720 Where you know

01:45:36.660 You'd almost go

01:45:37.940 You could say

01:45:39.140 The fact that he went to this

01:45:40.460 Knowing he was going to die

01:45:41.520 You almost could be like

01:45:42.700 Then he should live

01:45:43.820 Because there's no one more loyal

01:45:45.500 Yeah

01:45:46.200 Than this guy

01:45:46.900 That's what I would say

01:45:47.760 Because he's coming

01:45:47.840 Yeah you go

01:45:48.860 We're about to get rid of

01:45:50.200 Our biggest asset

01:45:51.420 That truly just got taken

01:45:53.360 We all got taken

01:45:54.240 Because this guy was

01:45:55.200 A federal agent

01:45:57.560 But

01:45:58.420 He's willing to walk

01:46:01.180 To his own death

01:46:01.820 Yes

01:46:02.120 So why would you get rid

01:46:03.300 Of that guy

01:46:03.820 That's a good point

01:46:04.920 At that point

01:46:05.480 That guy has a lot of

01:46:06.720 Freaking pride and respect

01:46:07.580 Yeah

01:46:08.040 Yeah

01:46:08.520 Who's it for

01:46:09.440 We don't know

01:46:10.080 Yeah

01:46:10.440 That's the issue

01:46:12.060 You gotta sort that out

01:46:12.940 At that point

01:46:13.480 Yeah cause he could

01:46:14.220 Fight him off

01:46:15.540 I mean he could do

01:46:16.160 Why would anybody

01:46:16.720 Not fight him

01:46:17.580 But I think there's a rule

01:46:19.000 That you're not supposed

01:46:19.640 To those meetings

01:46:20.400 Like when you're called

01:46:21.200 To a meeting like that

01:46:21.780 You're not supposed

01:46:22.340 To come with any

01:46:23.000 You're not supposed

01:46:23.980 To come armed

01:46:24.660 At all

01:46:25.340 Yeah but you just

01:46:26.160 Yeah I mean

01:46:27.200 There's a lot of

01:46:29.420 Freaking weird

01:46:29.860 Why don't you bring a gun

01:46:30.920 He goes

01:46:31.240 Cause they don't

01:46:31.900 They said you can't

01:46:32.840 You go do they frisk you

01:46:33.740 You go they don't

01:46:34.460 They don't frisk you

01:46:35.180 You're like yeah

01:46:36.000 So just carry the gun

01:46:37.240 And he goes down

01:46:38.520 But you don't understand

01:46:39.440 It's against the rules

01:46:40.440 To carry the gun

01:46:42.040 And you're like

01:46:43.120 Alright

01:46:43.440 Yeah that's tough

01:46:45.700 To walk in that

01:46:46.460 And how many times

01:46:48.000 You gotta take him

01:46:48.500 To a normal meeting

01:46:49.400 For him to not realize

01:46:50.880 That the bad meeting

01:46:51.740 Is coming

01:46:52.180 You know the meeting

01:46:53.200 Right

01:46:53.500 So you have to be like

01:46:54.740 Hey we wanna kill this guy

01:46:55.980 So let's invite him

01:46:57.140 To two three meetings

01:46:59.220 To let him know

01:47:00.460 Like it's normal

01:47:01.180 Right

01:47:01.600 And then the fourth one

01:47:02.620 Where you know

01:47:03.460 Then he comes in

01:47:04.060 With like Popeyes

01:47:04.900 And he's got like

01:47:05.700 He's like what's up

01:47:07.220 Can't wait to have this meeting

01:47:08.260 He's like god

01:47:08.840 I never saw this coming

01:47:09.720 He's singing a song

01:47:12.740 Yeah

01:47:13.080 He's singing this song

01:47:15.520 He's already had his fingers

01:47:16.520 Of grease

01:47:16.860 He's snuck in it

01:47:17.640 At a couple

01:47:18.120 Yeah he feels comfortable

01:47:19.220 Going he's eating the fries

01:47:20.620 Before they get there

01:47:21.300 This guy has no respect

01:47:22.440 For any of it

01:47:23.260 Dude anybody who doesn't

01:47:24.740 Eat the fries

01:47:25.300 Before they get there

01:47:26.020 I don't know if I

01:47:26.600 Fucking respect that mule

01:47:27.820 You know

01:47:28.560 That's a good last meal

01:47:29.480 Popeyes

01:47:30.100 Is it

01:47:30.700 Popeyes chicken

01:47:31.640 Yeah you gotta go bad

01:47:33.000 On your last meal

01:47:33.760 You gotta just be like

01:47:34.680 Bloat me up

01:47:35.700 Yeah

01:47:35.980 Yeah I don't think

01:47:36.680 I would do a

01:47:37.180 Steak is played out

01:47:39.460 Steak is played out too

01:47:40.660 I'm probably

01:47:41.660 For me I might be

01:47:42.660 Going fast food

01:47:43.420 I'm a fast food guy

01:47:45.140 I think some

01:47:46.120 Chick-fil-a sandwiches

01:47:46.960 Maybe

01:47:47.400 Oh yeah

01:47:48.320 I think I'm going

01:47:48.900 Raising canes maybe

01:47:49.700 I think I'm going

01:47:50.200 What I ate last night

01:47:52.060 I ate my last meal

01:47:53.260 Pretty regularly

01:47:53.920 Sonic

01:47:54.360 Yeah

01:47:54.620 Says the guy who just

01:47:56.860 Showed up back

01:47:57.480 At his starting weight

01:47:59.180 At his starting weight

01:48:00.000 Yeah

01:48:00.200 I went before

01:48:01.060 After back to before

01:48:02.280 And uh

01:48:03.900 Yeah

01:48:04.340 But that's a good question

01:48:05.520 Like an electric chair

01:48:06.500 You get in the electric chair

01:48:07.960 The next day

01:48:08.940 They give you

01:48:10.100 They do give you

01:48:10.700 A last meal

01:48:11.360 What is it

01:48:12.220 Yeah

01:48:12.780 Yeah that is a good question

01:48:14.540 Mike

01:48:14.800 I go

01:48:15.460 Uh

01:48:16.180 That's

01:48:17.460 I was like

01:48:19.480 We don't answer it though

01:48:20.640 I go with some ice cream

01:48:22.160 And I don't know

01:48:22.720 I don't

01:48:23.060 I go a lot of ice cream

01:48:24.200 Yeah

01:48:24.400 I don't like that

01:48:25.200 Dutch chocolate

01:48:25.940 I like regular

01:48:26.680 Fucking chocolate

01:48:27.400 Hershey's

01:48:28.020 The Dutch shit

01:48:28.940 Is like

01:48:29.620 Yeah

01:48:30.460 I don't know the Dutch

01:48:31.540 I don't know how they got this

01:48:32.740 Yeah

01:48:33.180 How they won the thing

01:48:34.400 Or whatever but

01:48:35.080 I was just there

01:48:35.900 I did shows in Europe

01:48:36.780 Did you really

01:48:37.380 Yeah

01:48:37.880 And we had some

01:48:39.140 Went to Belgium

01:48:40.160 And Brussels

01:48:41.620 And some of the chocolate

01:48:42.640 And yeah

01:48:43.220 It was you know

01:48:44.520 Sometimes it's like

01:48:45.480 Our tastes are just

01:48:46.840 We need it to be processed

01:48:48.980 A little

01:48:49.480 Like you're like

01:48:50.140 You know we have the taste

01:48:52.700 I have the taste of just like

01:48:54.360 Poor south

01:48:56.360 Like you're like

01:48:57.220 No

01:48:57.460 I can't handle the real stuff

01:48:59.060 You need it to be a little

01:49:00.820 Like I need

01:49:01.600 I love that in New York

01:49:02.560 The government to be involved

01:49:03.740 A little bit

01:49:04.280 That's what I'm talking about

01:49:05.140 Because in New York

01:49:06.020 They go

01:49:06.320 That's a big thing now

01:49:07.440 It's like

01:49:07.640 Is it processed

01:49:08.420 Is that processed

01:49:09.100 What you're eating

01:49:09.600 It's like

01:49:09.860 Well we live in Manhattan

01:49:10.980 So

01:49:11.740 It's got

01:49:12.560 There's no farms

01:49:13.300 Yeah

01:49:13.720 Here

01:49:13.980 It's gotta be processed

01:49:15.180 It's like

01:49:15.400 Let's be honest

01:49:16.000 I'm guessing that

01:49:16.980 This casserole's been cut

01:49:17.880 With baby powder

01:49:18.760 Yeah

01:49:19.320 Yeah

01:49:19.700 Realistic too

01:49:21.160 We're fucking

01:49:21.620 Eating in alphabet city

01:49:23.240 Over here

01:49:23.660 Yeah

01:49:23.880 So let's fucking

01:49:24.920 Not lie to each other

01:49:26.080 Did you like living in New York

01:49:29.160 Yeah I did like it

01:49:30.020 I would go back

01:49:30.620 I think about sometimes

01:49:31.500 Trying to you know

01:49:32.220 Possibly doing something else

01:49:33.620 Rogan's always asking me

01:49:35.340 To move down to Austin

01:49:36.280 But sometimes I feel like

01:49:37.240 There's so many people

01:49:38.260 There already

01:49:38.860 This is it dude

01:49:39.760 Here

01:49:40.080 I'm a big Nashville fan

01:49:42.380 Yeah

01:49:42.760 And

01:49:43.340 Vanderbilt's doing a little better

01:49:44.920 Vanderbilt's doing better

01:49:45.700 We got a big game this week

01:49:46.700 Vanderbilt's very exciting

01:49:47.800 But I'm a big

01:49:49.740 We have a good comedy scene here

01:49:51.720 I want Nashville

01:49:53.360 A lot of comics

01:49:54.300 To move here

01:49:54.900 And

01:49:55.320 I know a lot

01:49:56.560 But Rogan's doing great

01:49:58.140 And like

01:49:58.540 You know

01:49:58.900 He's got his new club

01:49:59.660 And Austin does have

01:50:01.380 A great scene

01:50:01.940 But I think we have

01:50:02.520 A great scene

01:50:03.020 I'll tell you

01:50:03.720 I told young

01:50:04.300 I talked about young comics

01:50:05.860 About whether you have

01:50:07.360 To move to New York now

01:50:08.360 I don't think you

01:50:09.360 When I started

01:50:10.920 It was

01:50:11.940 We needed to be in New York

01:50:13.540 I don't think you have

01:50:14.760 To go to New York

01:50:15.320 Like you did

01:50:15.900 When we started

01:50:16.740 I think you can easily

01:50:18.000 Move to Nashville

01:50:19.260 I like young comics

01:50:21.340 I would like you

01:50:21.820 To move to Nashville

01:50:22.360 I want to build this

01:50:23.240 I hope this scene

01:50:24.200 Builds up

01:50:24.760 But you can be here

01:50:26.860 Austin's got a great scene

01:50:28.580 Like you do not

01:50:29.800 Have to go

01:50:30.420 To

01:50:31.080 I think New York

01:50:33.060 Like you did

01:50:33.760 I just

01:50:34.540 I really don't think

01:50:35.900 You do

01:50:36.220 Because it's

01:50:37.360 You're going up

01:50:38.480 Every night here

01:50:39.160 Can you get up

01:50:40.380 Every night here though

01:50:41.060 I'm not

01:50:41.320 I think if you

01:50:42.580 Yeah they get up

01:50:43.320 Yeah they can get up

01:50:43.820 Every night here

01:50:44.480 And there's a lot

01:50:45.480 Of great comics here

01:50:46.420 I agree

01:50:46.920 There's a lot of good

01:50:47.580 You know

01:50:48.320 We have comics

01:50:48.980 Getting stuff out of here

01:50:49.780 They had

01:50:50.160 A girl that

01:50:51.420 She's writing for SNL

01:50:52.700 I believe

01:50:53.180 Was out of here

01:50:54.100 Laura Peek

01:50:56.320 I believe

01:50:56.700 She opens for Louie

01:50:57.860 She opens for me

01:50:58.640 She opens for you

01:50:59.420 Yeah

01:50:59.680 She's out

01:51:00.280 She's from here

01:51:00.920 She moved to New York though

01:51:02.340 But you could

01:51:04.000 She's great

01:51:04.500 I'm not saying

01:51:04.820 You don't ever move

01:51:05.920 Or nothing ever changes

01:51:07.480 But I don't think

01:51:08.200 When you start

01:51:08.840 I don't think you have to

01:51:09.860 I think you can get seen

01:51:11.500 In other cities now

01:51:13.640 Yeah

01:51:14.220 I agree

01:51:14.880 I agree

01:51:15.620 I mean things about Nashville

01:51:16.480 That are great

01:51:16.920 Are it's a small city

01:51:18.500 Yeah

01:51:19.020 It feels

01:51:20.260 I think it's definitely

01:51:21.620 A good starter city as well

01:51:22.900 If you're considering

01:51:23.520 Moving to somewhere else bigger

01:51:24.640 Yeah

01:51:24.960 But you don't want to make

01:51:26.120 A full jump to somewhere

01:51:27.100 Especially from a smaller place

01:51:28.480 Yes

01:51:28.760 This is a great place

01:51:30.160 And it's growing so fast

01:51:31.800 I mean in five years

01:51:32.800 It could be a huge city

01:51:34.300 It could be a huge city

01:51:35.160 I mean it's growing

01:51:35.960 I mean things that were just built

01:51:38.000 Are being torn down

01:51:39.220 To build bigger things

01:51:40.340 That's

01:51:40.620 It's just unbelievable

01:51:41.420 Yeah

01:51:41.900 And you have a lot of

01:51:43.140 Friendly people here

01:51:44.020 Like I know my neighbors here

01:51:45.860 I know people that live on my street

01:51:47.900 It's like it's

01:51:48.540 You have a lot of local support

01:51:51.120 Yeah

01:51:51.500 That's

01:51:52.540 Those are some things

01:51:53.220 That are great about it

01:51:53.980 Yeah we have

01:51:54.400 The Nashville Comedy Festival

01:51:55.680 Is a giant festival

01:51:57.580 Yeah

01:51:57.860 And it's

01:51:58.540 You're in it

01:51:59.060 Carlos

01:51:59.460 Yeah

01:52:00.040 Who else

01:52:00.920 Carlos Miller I think is in it

01:52:02.560 David Spade

01:52:03.600 Are you in it Mike?

01:52:04.400 Carlos Miller

01:52:05.100 I don't know

01:52:05.980 Last year

01:52:06.300 That's when we shot the special

01:52:07.500 We shot the

01:52:08.000 Oh

01:52:08.340 Yeah

01:52:08.980 Yeah

01:52:09.540 Yeah we did the special last year

01:52:11.320 But yeah Spade

01:52:13.580 Like I mean

01:52:14.460 But it's a lot of big names

01:52:15.880 And so comedy's

01:52:17.240 Becoming a big thing

01:52:18.440 Yeah

01:52:19.180 Yeah I would like it to become more

01:52:21.440 I think there'll probably

01:52:22.240 A new club will pop up

01:52:23.400 At some point

01:52:24.120 Because of just the size

01:52:25.660 Of the population grows

01:52:26.860 Yeah

01:52:27.100 But they have

01:52:27.720 There's so many other rooms too

01:52:29.180 But Zane

01:52:29.620 But the good thing is

01:52:30.400 Zaney's does a very good thing

01:52:31.680 With they do

01:52:32.120 The new material night

01:52:33.280 Which has become

01:52:35.600 I mean dude

01:52:36.660 People are

01:52:37.460 It's

01:52:37.900 It's sold out

01:52:39.360 And that's just

01:52:40.420 A new material night

01:52:41.340 And there's nights

01:52:42.200 Where you're gonna be there

01:52:43.200 I go there

01:52:43.920 Like it's

01:52:44.960 I mean it's tonight

01:52:46.160 You're going tonight

01:52:47.100 Steve Byrne

01:52:48.180 Joe Gatto

01:52:48.660 Steve Byrne

01:52:49.040 Yeah

01:52:49.300 So like a lot of

01:52:50.440 Like when you moved here

01:52:51.380 That was a big deal

01:52:52.140 Like it was a

01:52:52.980 It was a big deal

01:52:54.260 For this scene

01:52:55.200 To just people recognize

01:52:56.980 That there's a scene here

01:52:58.700 And when Steve moved here

01:53:01.160 And then Josh Wolf was here

01:53:02.580 I think he left

01:53:03.260 But it was

01:53:04.360 You know

01:53:05.380 They're coming here

01:53:06.880 People are coming here

01:53:07.660 Yeah

01:53:08.040 The club

01:53:08.720 Zaney's is great

01:53:10.480 Yep Zaney's is great

01:53:11.660 But then they have

01:53:12.140 The other rooms

01:53:12.720 Third

01:53:13.020 I think there's Third Coast

01:53:14.340 There's

01:53:14.760 I'm blanking on all the names

01:53:17.760 I need to go experience

01:53:18.660 Some of the other local rooms

01:53:19.860 Oh yeah

01:53:20.460 I think that's one way

01:53:21.240 Where I'm personally missing out

01:53:22.580 And not going and doing that as much

01:53:24.040 Yeah

01:53:24.740 They're

01:53:25.300 They're great

01:53:26.000 You get to a level

01:53:26.860 Where you've done it so much

01:53:28.260 Like you were saying earlier

01:53:29.080 About Mike

01:53:29.620 It's just

01:53:30.340 Having done a lot of that road work

01:53:32.100 That is

01:53:32.480 It really was kind of

01:53:33.480 A different time

01:53:34.280 I mean I remember

01:53:35.180 40 weeks a year

01:53:36.460 I'd be doing

01:53:37.760 You know

01:53:38.260 The three or four day weekends

01:53:39.740 Yeah

01:53:40.440 You know

01:53:41.020 For seven, eight years

01:53:42.240 Yeah

01:53:42.760 Yeah

01:53:43.580 But I think that's kind of

01:53:45.200 The route of

01:53:46.860 For being

01:53:48.420 Becoming a great comic now

01:53:49.800 Is going to

01:53:50.400 Is a little bit of that route

01:53:51.600 Like you just

01:53:52.140 You can book yourself

01:53:53.360 Or you can do

01:53:54.180 There's

01:53:55.000 It's

01:53:55.580 I mean look

01:53:56.160 It's hard

01:53:57.140 Because you always think

01:53:58.100 I wouldn't want to start now

01:53:59.300 Like you know

01:54:00.620 With what comics have to go through

01:54:02.480 But I already started

01:54:03.820 So it's hard for me

01:54:04.840 To mentally

01:54:05.380 Open my mind

01:54:06.240 To go

01:54:06.620 Start over

01:54:07.540 So comics coming up now

01:54:10.560 They're having to really create

01:54:11.680 Their own kind of ways

01:54:12.900 And

01:54:13.640 But it's like

01:54:14.720 Being out

01:54:15.300 Being out on the road

01:54:16.160 I mean like

01:54:16.680 Look at like a Shane Gillis

01:54:18.100 Like Shane is someone that

01:54:20.080 When I first saw Shane

01:54:22.280 It was like

01:54:23.280 I remember

01:54:23.660 When I first saw him

01:54:24.940 I remember just

01:54:25.400 I was like

01:54:25.780 Man this dude is like

01:54:26.900 It's something else

01:54:28.000 Like this guy

01:54:28.740 He just don't see that

01:54:30.800 Oh yeah

01:54:31.340 A lot where you're

01:54:32.180 He's like the best fart

01:54:33.100 Yeah

01:54:33.820 Yeah

01:54:34.440 Yeah

01:54:35.180 So

01:54:35.640 And I mean that in the best way

01:54:36.780 He's like

01:54:37.080 The fucking most

01:54:38.540 Like he's like

01:54:39.160 But he's on the road

01:54:41.160 Does that make any sense

01:54:42.020 Saying that about him

01:54:42.660 Yeah

01:54:43.020 Yeah I think so

01:54:44.040 It's the most pungent

01:54:45.080 No he's just like

01:54:46.340 It's like the best pitch

01:54:47.940 His whole

01:54:48.460 It's like

01:54:49.040 It's everything

01:54:49.580 And he told me about the best fart

01:54:51.220 Maybe he said

01:54:52.240 He was in private school

01:54:53.800 And he would have

01:54:54.540 They would have class in church

01:54:56.000 And sometimes somebody would fart

01:54:58.460 In the pews

01:54:59.380 In an empty church

01:55:00.660 And it was

01:55:01.980 He still will stop and laugh

01:55:03.460 About the sound of it

01:55:04.380 And I could

01:55:04.920 Yeah

01:55:05.480 It's like

01:55:06.320 Hey God

01:55:06.720 What about this

01:55:07.760 You know

01:55:08.120 Yeah

01:55:08.280 So I still

01:55:09.700 It makes me laugh

01:55:10.900 Hearing about it

01:55:11.420 So I can only imagine

01:55:12.100 Being first hand

01:55:13.040 On a farm like that

01:55:15.540 Yeah

01:55:15.800 God just straight off the wood

01:55:17.440 Fucking you know

01:55:18.340 Should do it to Ryman

01:55:19.320 The Ryman has

01:55:19.900 The perfect seating

01:55:22.000 For something like that

01:55:22.760 They should have a contest

01:55:23.640 Over there

01:55:24.220 I mean

01:55:24.580 Yeah they could hold it

01:55:25.640 It'd probably

01:55:26.000 Diminish

01:55:26.820 Diminish

01:55:27.700 Diminish

01:55:28.340 It's a big one

01:55:28.960 It might diminish the

01:55:30.080 Legacy of the Ryman

01:55:33.320 But

01:55:33.600 There's a big fart at church

01:55:35.860 Oh

01:55:37.160 Wow

01:55:52.160 I mean

01:55:54.380 That's crazy

01:55:55.340 That almost sounded fake

01:55:56.380 Yeah

01:55:56.760 Yeah

01:55:57.680 Yeah

01:55:58.000 I mean

01:55:58.720 That's insane

01:56:00.060 What does that mean

01:56:00.620 What are what God thinks

01:56:01.460 When that happens

01:56:01.800 I think that sounds like

01:56:02.600 A mortal sin to me

01:56:03.880 Yeah

01:56:04.260 A big one

01:56:04.940 It sounded like

01:56:05.660 If it was done on purpose

01:56:06.620 If it was a little old lady

01:56:08.140 That couldn't help it

01:56:09.460 Yeah

01:56:09.720 You know

01:56:10.380 But

01:56:10.700 That sounds like

01:56:12.140 It was done on purpose

01:56:12.940 It sounds like

01:56:13.660 The devil pressing that button

01:56:14.960 At like that club

01:56:15.840 That's like

01:56:16.200 Yeah

01:56:17.460 Yeah

01:56:18.580 Those kids are videoing

01:56:19.900 Like those kids

01:56:20.780 Went into that church

01:56:21.900 And

01:56:22.120 They planned that

01:56:23.020 Yeah

01:56:23.240 They found an old church

01:56:24.640 And they found a place

01:56:25.480 To go do it

01:56:26.160 And they sat

01:56:26.660 There's a lot of that

01:56:27.500 That's what I'm saying

01:56:28.140 It's like that kind of stuff

01:56:29.300 Right

01:56:29.540 And this guy could probably

01:56:30.120 Sell

01:56:30.300 Yeah

01:56:30.760 This guy could sell 200 tickets

01:56:31.940 Somewhere

01:56:32.140 Yeah

01:56:32.460 Yeah

01:56:32.680 There's

01:56:33.580 To atheists

01:56:34.800 Right

01:56:35.280 But he rolls out there

01:56:38.240 And he brings a small bench

01:56:39.660 Out there

01:56:40.240 And he goes out there

01:56:41.980 And he gasses up

01:56:43.160 On the bench

01:56:43.980 And we were all in the clubs

01:56:45.400 Like suckers for years

01:56:46.580 And we could have just been

01:56:47.440 Doing church farts

01:56:48.480 Yeah

01:56:49.260 But the longevity of it

01:56:50.560 That's the thing

01:56:51.460 That's longevity

01:56:51.940 You can get people to come

01:56:53.200 And see you one time

01:56:54.160 Yeah

01:56:54.400 But if you don't give them something

01:56:56.400 They're not gonna come back

01:56:57.520 That's what

01:56:58.080 Like Mike's special

01:56:59.500 Putting that out

01:57:00.620 And there's

01:57:01.060 You're gonna be able to go

01:57:02.080 Watch this special

01:57:02.900 And it's great

01:57:03.720 And you're gonna watch them

01:57:04.620 And it's gonna new hour

01:57:05.540 And then it's gonna be

01:57:06.540 An amazing show

01:57:09.200 And you're seeing an act

01:57:10.280 That's the whole thing

01:57:11.520 That I wanna build with this

01:57:12.760 Is

01:57:13.400 Or not

01:57:14.300 It's not saying

01:57:15.520 I have anything

01:57:16.020 But it's

01:57:16.520 Just presenting

01:57:17.520 Comics and stuff

01:57:19.280 To be like

01:57:19.720 We're presenting

01:57:20.960 A full act

01:57:21.880 So when you go watch

01:57:23.360 This

01:57:24.220 And you buy a ticket

01:57:25.100 To a show

01:57:25.880 Then you go see it live

01:57:27.520 You're seeing an act

01:57:28.760 You're seeing

01:57:29.300 A proper show

01:57:30.900 Versus

01:57:31.460 Yeah

01:57:32.260 Like you can have videos

01:57:33.340 Where these people

01:57:33.880 Can sell those tickets

01:57:34.820 Right

01:57:35.320 And then you're like

01:57:35.840 They can't go do

01:57:36.840 A full show

01:57:38.160 It's hard to learn

01:57:39.280 How to do a full show

01:57:40.160 That's like

01:57:41.000 Sometimes

01:57:41.380 You know

01:57:41.920 Like America's Got Talent

01:57:42.980 Like when they would do

01:57:43.560 Stuff like that

01:57:44.060 Then they give them

01:57:44.540 Like a full

01:57:45.080 They give them a year

01:57:45.860 At Vegas

01:57:46.340 You're like

01:57:46.760 Some of these people

01:57:48.140 Are like

01:57:48.640 They've been

01:57:49.180 Doing this for

01:57:50.640 Six years

01:57:51.620 Yeah

01:57:51.980 And you're like

01:57:52.440 They can't go do

01:57:53.060 Yeah they can't go do

01:57:53.960 An hour

01:57:54.540 Like a full on show

01:57:55.660 He's like gargling

01:57:57.480 Like Jessie's girl

01:57:58.520 Or something

01:57:58.880 You're like

01:57:59.280 That dude can't do

01:58:00.360 An hour

01:58:00.960 They can't do

01:58:01.560 There's no show

01:58:02.660 Yeah

01:58:03.200 But then you have

01:58:03.760 Like the Terry Fader

01:58:04.900 Or whatever

01:58:05.580 That guy's name

01:58:06.660 Like that guy won

01:58:07.700 That

01:58:08.020 But like that guy

01:58:08.580 Was doing the thing

01:58:09.640 For 20-30 years

01:58:10.800 Was he

01:58:11.080 Yeah

01:58:11.340 He was doing it

01:58:12.280 For a long time

01:58:12.800 So then

01:58:13.400 He goes

01:58:14.540 And ends up

01:58:15.180 Signing a giant deal

01:58:16.420 I think he died

01:58:17.460 Actually

01:58:17.820 But he was

01:58:18.980 Yeah

01:58:19.800 I do think he's dead

01:58:21.080 I don't

01:58:21.620 Maybe he's not dead

01:58:22.960 Dude everybody's dead

01:58:23.980 Everybody's dead

01:58:24.780 Nine out of ten

01:58:25.620 Everybody's dead

01:58:26.300 But then also

01:58:26.780 No one's dying

01:58:27.700 You ever think that

01:58:28.960 There are

01:58:29.880 Our most famous people

01:58:31.040 That have been famous

01:58:31.640 Our whole life

01:58:32.260 Tom Cruise

01:58:33.120 Tom Hanks

01:58:33.860 These people are just

01:58:35.000 Still making the same

01:58:36.040 I think it's Scientology

01:58:38.100 Is what you're talking about

01:58:39.220 That's true

01:58:39.680 That's a good point

01:58:40.420 I think I would get

01:58:41.040 Sucked into Scientology

01:58:41.860 If I ever got

01:58:42.600 Near that world

01:58:43.660 They'd probably just

01:58:44.600 I'd get

01:58:45.080 You're gonna just be like

01:58:46.180 What?

01:58:46.220 You would go clear fast

01:58:47.360 You just don't

01:58:48.200 I think if they're good

01:58:49.500 Talkers you're gonna be in

01:58:50.740 Yeah

01:58:51.200 I got clear at the airport

01:58:52.880 That has nothing to do

01:58:53.860 With Scientology

01:58:54.420 It's not like

01:58:54.960 A racketeering thing

01:58:55.860 It's probably the gateway

01:58:57.200 Yeah

01:58:57.600 I think they

01:58:58.300 It's very similar

01:58:58.960 Because you're in the

01:58:59.620 Train stations

01:59:00.240 In New York

01:59:01.200 They get you

01:59:01.700 With that little thing

01:59:02.520 Like come and put

01:59:03.280 The buzzer on you

01:59:04.060 See if God wants you

01:59:05.080 Or whatever

01:59:05.440 You know what I'm talking about

01:59:06.400 They put the little

01:59:07.040 They get you that book

01:59:09.920 You want this book

01:59:10.600 Check the buzzer game

01:59:12.300 Or whatever

01:59:12.700 And they put evil

01:59:14.080 Or whatever on there

01:59:15.060 And they invite you

01:59:17.380 To the church

01:59:17.880 Yeah

01:59:18.240 Well I thought that's

01:59:19.480 If you were struggling

01:59:20.180 You were already struggling

01:59:21.020 You're in it

01:59:21.640 Then they hook something up

01:59:22.740 To you to see

01:59:23.300 What your vibration is

01:59:25.300 Or something

01:59:25.900 And that's like

01:59:26.500 Part of going clear

01:59:28.160 Like are you

01:59:28.720 I don't know

01:59:29.560 I got the one that's

01:59:30.500 Just the

01:59:31.360 I don't know if it's

01:59:32.240 A la carte or whatever

01:59:32.920 But I got it where they

01:59:33.620 Had it all set up right there

01:59:34.780 Oh really?

01:59:35.360 One time yeah

01:59:36.000 And they sit you down

01:59:36.740 And next thing you know

01:59:37.520 They're inviting you

01:59:38.860 Over to the church

01:59:39.820 I remember being in

01:59:41.500 New York man

01:59:42.260 Dude first time in New York

01:59:44.780 I remember getting into a taxi

01:59:46.440 With a couple of ladies

01:59:47.520 And they invited me over

01:59:49.720 For some

01:59:50.140 I guess

01:59:51.060 I didn't know if it was

01:59:51.720 Going to be sex

01:59:52.340 Or what it was

01:59:53.080 Right

01:59:53.340 And so we get up

01:59:55.760 To their apartment

01:59:56.460 And there were lesbian women

01:59:58.020 And so they start

02:00:01.840 And I'm like nervous

02:00:02.900 And everybody was doing

02:00:04.080 A little bit of coke

02:00:04.840 You know

02:00:05.500 Yeah

02:00:05.720 And I was doing it

02:00:07.280 And so everybody's doing

02:00:10.700 A little bit of coke

02:00:11.500 And that

02:00:11.940 And they start

02:00:12.620 Making out

02:00:13.560 And you know

02:00:14.200 Just showing tit

02:00:16.100 And all of that

02:00:16.840 And I'm just like

02:00:17.780 All excited

02:00:18.400 And I don't know

02:00:18.740 If the cops

02:00:19.320 Are going to bust in

02:00:19.960 I don't know

02:00:20.120 If this is legal

02:00:20.940 I don't know

02:00:21.380 What's going

02:00:21.800 Like it felt

02:00:22.440 Like a lot at once

02:00:23.600 You know

02:00:23.860 I mean

02:00:24.040 My first night

02:00:25.140 In New York City

02:00:25.680 Ever in my whole life

02:00:26.760 Yeah

02:00:27.000 And you've only heard

02:00:28.160 About New York City

02:00:29.280 You know

02:00:29.640 New York City

02:00:30.860 You know

02:00:31.520 And so

02:00:33.400 I was like

02:00:34.140 Way scared

02:00:34.800 And so anyway

02:00:35.420 I kind of start

02:00:36.540 Making out with these chicks

02:00:37.660 Trying my best anyway

02:00:38.820 And I think

02:00:39.860 Because of the drugs

02:00:40.640 And the nerves

02:00:41.100 I couldn't get erection

02:00:42.140 So next thing you know

02:00:43.980 I'm like

02:00:44.800 I got to get out of here

02:00:45.760 You know

02:00:46.200 This is just

02:00:46.820 It feels a little hot

02:00:47.820 In here right

02:00:48.460 Because I didn't know

02:00:49.420 If they were going to mug me

02:00:50.420 I just didn't know

02:00:51.100 What was going on

02:00:52.080 Right

02:00:52.320 I didn't believe

02:00:53.060 This could really be happening

02:00:54.140 Yeah

02:00:54.420 And then

02:00:55.840 So I was like

02:00:56.840 I got to grab something

02:00:57.680 To go with me

02:00:58.200 I saw

02:00:58.480 They had like a big

02:00:59.340 Little Santa sack

02:01:01.300 Of sex toys right

02:01:02.340 So I just grabbed one

02:01:03.180 Of the mitches

02:01:03.640 And put it in the back

02:01:04.400 Of my shirt

02:01:05.000 Because I wanted to have

02:01:06.680 Like a memento

02:01:07.400 Or whatever

02:01:07.800 You know

02:01:08.320 Your first time in New York

02:01:09.500 You know

02:01:10.020 You have something to take home

02:01:11.420 It's like an

02:01:11.920 I Love New York t-shirt

02:01:12.900 It's your

02:01:13.480 I Love New York t-shirt

02:01:14.500 They have those

02:01:16.180 Number one foam fingers

02:01:18.440 Yeah

02:01:18.680 It's kind of like that

02:01:20.180 Very similar

02:01:21.220 Or sex toys

02:01:22.020 Or a number one foam finger

02:01:24.100 So I put it in the back

02:01:25.160 Of my pants

02:01:25.680 And then I get over to

02:01:26.780 Then I went

02:01:28.060 Stopped in one of those

02:01:28.660 Bodegas or something

02:01:29.600 And got me a water

02:01:30.620 And stuff

02:01:30.960 And I think they just

02:01:31.720 Come out with coconut water

02:01:32.820 So I'm pretty hyped up

02:01:34.980 About that

02:01:35.340 But I got dad

02:01:37.120 In like an orange

02:01:37.860 Or something

02:01:38.360 And when I'm walking out

02:01:39.440 I realize that

02:01:39.980 Whatever I had in my

02:01:41.480 Pants had fallen out

02:01:42.980 And I look back in there

02:01:44.660 And there's like a kid

02:01:45.640 Like a five or six year old kid

02:01:47.380 Like just swinging around

02:01:49.260 This like wiener

02:01:50.680 Yeah

02:01:51.120 This big kind of

02:01:52.100 Purplish wiener

02:01:53.000 And I was like

02:01:53.800 Get me out of this

02:01:54.820 Fucking town bro

02:01:55.920 Yeah

02:01:56.220 I can't live like this

02:01:57.320 That kid is probably

02:01:59.780 His life might

02:02:00.780 Be different now

02:02:02.140 Yeah

02:02:02.520 From that moment

02:02:03.840 He's probably making

02:02:04.780 Fucking TikToks now

02:02:06.200 Yeah

02:02:06.580 Yeah

02:02:06.940 He definitely did not go

02:02:08.460 Into his

02:02:09.360 His blue collar world

02:02:11.020 That his father

02:02:11.640 Wanted him to go to

02:02:12.500 And it all stems from

02:02:14.640 Yeah

02:02:15.640 That story

02:02:16.300 Bodega wiener kid

02:02:17.980 Yeah

02:02:18.480 That kid was probably

02:02:20.280 Up late so

02:02:21.080 I mean he's asking for it

02:02:22.540 Yeah I mean it was a

02:02:23.320 Crazy time for a kid

02:02:24.100 To be awake

02:02:24.540 People bring kids out

02:02:25.920 Late

02:02:26.260 Yeah

02:02:26.760 A lot of foreigners too

02:02:28.060 And let's say

02:02:28.400 Middle Easterners

02:02:29.120 Especially like in

02:02:29.920 Irvine California

02:02:30.940 If you go to the mall

02:02:32.200 Yeah

02:02:32.720 There's like 1200

02:02:34.200 Toddlers and infants

02:02:36.260 Out there at midnight

02:02:37.180 Yeah

02:02:37.560 Wow

02:02:37.960 It's unreal

02:02:39.340 Yeah

02:02:40.020 Yeah there's no bedtime

02:02:41.940 And they're all dressed

02:02:43.100 To the nines too

02:02:44.300 Yeah

02:02:44.600 Yeah

02:02:44.880 It's like a lot of like

02:02:46.560 Crushed velvet

02:02:48.360 Wow

02:02:49.100 A lot of after party children

02:02:52.000 Yeah

02:02:53.000 Something like that

02:02:54.040 I watched

02:02:54.900 Something like

02:02:56.260 Oh like it was like

02:02:57.180 Someone at the NCAA

02:02:58.340 I was watching March Madness

02:02:59.620 And we were sitting

02:03:00.560 There's a

02:03:01.100 Guy with a baby

02:03:02.380 At the game

02:03:03.400 Yeah

02:03:03.980 And you're just like

02:03:04.980 Is there not

02:03:05.540 You don't have anyone

02:03:06.220 In the family

02:03:06.700 That's like

02:03:07.140 I'll watch the baby

02:03:08.200 Y'all go to the game

02:03:09.280 Like people just bring

02:03:11.320 You know it's a very loud

02:03:12.700 Yeah

02:03:13.160 It's midnight

02:03:14.320 It was

02:03:14.900 The game that starts

02:03:15.980 On 940 Eastern time

02:03:17.660 So it's like midnight

02:03:19.120 It's a

02:03:20.140 I mean it looks like

02:03:21.200 A less than year old

02:03:22.340 You know

02:03:23.420 They're like

02:03:23.760 Well we had to bring the baby

02:03:24.760 You're like

02:03:25.140 Yeah but you don't

02:03:25.960 Is there not

02:03:26.540 There's no one else

02:03:28.320 You know

02:03:29.540 They might have even

02:03:30.580 Been supporting someone

02:03:31.620 We think

02:03:32.300 Yeah

02:03:32.840 Oh like they were

02:03:33.240 Watching someone's baby

02:03:33.960 Yeah yeah

02:03:34.200 No no

02:03:34.760 They were like

02:03:35.400 They had like

02:03:36.120 Their brother

02:03:36.760 Their nephews

02:03:38.940 In the game

02:03:39.660 But still

02:03:40.740 You're like

02:03:41.400 You don't have an aunt

02:03:42.040 That's not going

02:03:42.720 You know

02:03:43.580 Yeah I mean

02:03:44.080 Back in the old days

02:03:44.740 We'd be like

02:03:45.000 Don't bring the baby

02:03:45.620 Down by the train

02:03:46.400 Or whatever

02:03:46.880 You know

02:03:47.860 That'd be like

02:03:48.240 The only thing

02:03:48.900 That you know

02:03:49.420 It's like

02:03:49.940 Times are so different now

02:03:51.920 I don't think

02:03:52.540 Women left the house

02:03:53.400 Like the first year

02:03:54.220 Back in the day though

02:03:55.160 Now it's like

02:03:56.600 Women are like

02:03:57.060 I want to be out

02:03:57.700 You know

02:03:57.940 I want to be working

02:03:58.600 About Thursday

02:03:59.280 And it's like

02:03:59.900 What the fuck

02:04:00.420 Are you talking about

02:04:01.220 Dude you do see that

02:04:02.500 Where you can see

02:04:03.360 People like

02:04:04.000 I had a baby

02:04:04.400 Two days ago

02:04:05.560 Yeah

02:04:05.820 Golly

02:04:06.780 And they're just out

02:04:07.640 And she's

02:04:08.180 Yeah they're back at work

02:04:09.060 They have like

02:04:09.460 The kids like

02:04:10.160 In a little jar

02:04:10.920 Like one of those

02:04:11.440 Like kindergarten

02:04:12.680 Potato growing things

02:04:14.620 And you're like

02:04:15.140 Jesus

02:04:15.680 Just a couple of

02:04:16.740 Fucking toothpicks

02:04:17.540 Coming out of it

02:04:18.200 Keeping it

02:04:18.680 Healthy

02:04:18.880 Do you think

02:04:19.400 Yeah we could eventually

02:04:20.380 Get to where

02:04:21.080 People just go take

02:04:21.980 A little longer

02:04:23.200 Lunch break

02:04:23.760 And come back

02:04:24.300 With a baby

02:04:24.840 They just

02:04:27.200 It's that quick

02:04:28.080 They just pop it out

02:04:29.360 And then

02:04:29.740 Well I think

02:04:30.660 We're in the last times

02:04:31.720 Where you will see

02:04:32.300 People

02:04:32.600 Women actually

02:04:33.340 Carrying the child

02:04:34.300 I think

02:04:34.740 We're so close

02:04:36.040 To the

02:04:36.580 The children

02:04:37.460 All being in a center

02:04:38.680 And

02:04:39.900 You go there

02:04:41.040 You do

02:04:41.740 The sperm

02:04:43.240 And do the egg

02:04:43.940 And then you get

02:04:45.060 That you go back

02:04:45.800 And you go visit the baby

02:04:46.820 And you see it

02:04:47.560 But you

02:04:48.400 Get it

02:04:49.100 When it's full

02:04:49.760 When it's ready

02:04:50.380 Wow

02:04:50.740 Raised by a center

02:04:51.720 I totally think

02:04:52.700 That

02:04:52.820 It seems like

02:04:53.780 It almost seems

02:04:55.280 If you look at a woman

02:04:56.240 Carrying something like that

02:04:57.400 And her

02:04:57.600 Something like

02:04:58.240 Well I think it's beautiful

02:04:59.180 And I think it's the way

02:05:00.060 To do it

02:05:00.660 I think it's so close

02:05:02.200 To that

02:05:03.420 That is crazy

02:05:04.080 Seeming old fashioned

02:05:05.120 Yeah

02:05:05.920 I think it would be a mistake

02:05:07.840 Because I think

02:05:08.560 That's the

02:05:09.200 One of the most beautiful things

02:05:11.660 About being a mother

02:05:12.820 And something that

02:05:13.900 You have

02:05:14.780 That nothing can take

02:05:15.700 Totally

02:05:16.120 Is the fact that

02:05:16.720 You're carrying a child

02:05:17.560 And the bond

02:05:19.000 That a child

02:05:19.540 And a mother has

02:05:20.260 Is

02:05:20.520 Is something that

02:05:22.560 It's

02:05:23.840 You can't even

02:05:24.920 Really describe it

02:05:25.720 Yeah

02:05:25.960 It's something more

02:05:27.040 It's something bigger

02:05:28.280 Than

02:05:28.540 It's a

02:05:29.860 You know

02:05:30.360 It's a miracle

02:05:30.860 It's all that

02:05:32.300 But it's like

02:05:33.160 That is true

02:05:33.680 Like

02:05:33.920 You could probably

02:05:34.960 Get to a point

02:05:35.640 Where

02:05:35.960 You're not

02:05:37.340 Having to

02:05:38.060 Have the baby

02:05:39.240 Yeah but you need

02:05:40.720 To account for like

02:05:41.580 Touch and eye contact

02:05:43.060 Yeah but when the baby's born

02:05:44.240 Then they do it

02:05:45.320 But I think

02:05:45.560 You don't leave it in there

02:05:46.460 Yeah you can't leave it in there

02:05:47.400 If you leave it in there

02:05:47.920 A couple weeks late

02:05:48.640 They're gonna fucking

02:05:49.260 Fine you or whatever

02:05:50.080 They're gonna come

02:05:50.820 Bring it

02:05:51.120 They would fine you

02:05:52.000 People are like

02:05:52.480 Hey your baby's

02:05:53.120 Looking around

02:05:53.820 Hey

02:05:54.320 Yeah

02:05:54.700 Hey

02:05:55.600 You don't pay the bill

02:05:57.740 And they're like

02:05:58.220 Hey we got your baby

02:05:59.760 It's four

02:06:00.580 And you're gonna

02:06:01.960 And you're like

02:06:02.580 It's like swimming

02:06:03.740 It's like a library

02:06:04.340 It's a library book

02:06:06.040 But you gotta

02:06:06.600 You're like

02:06:07.460 Are you gonna come get it

02:06:10.020 And you go

02:06:10.800 Yeah

02:06:11.300 I'll get it

02:06:13.140 I'll be down there

02:06:13.760 I'll be down there

02:06:14.360 I'm coming

02:06:14.820 I'm coming

02:06:15.320 I'm on my way

02:06:15.980 And you're like

02:06:16.840 God there you go

02:06:17.540 Have this kid

02:06:18.340 And you just gotta have a kid

02:06:20.000 And you go down there

02:06:20.820 And there's like a special

02:06:21.380 Little procedure in a room

02:06:22.300 Where you get the kid

02:06:23.320 That maybe like

02:06:24.080 Drag a cloth off of it

02:06:25.320 Like that

02:06:25.840 Yeah

02:06:26.600 But it's standing up

02:06:28.580 Because it's so old now

02:06:29.600 And it just like

02:06:30.400 Unveils it

02:06:31.260 And he's like

02:06:32.160 Hello

02:06:32.600 And he goes

02:06:33.460 You forgot about me

02:06:34.460 He goes

02:06:35.140 I know

02:06:35.640 I've just been so busy

02:06:37.580 I've been

02:06:38.760 Well I was drunk one night

02:06:40.020 And I thought

02:06:40.460 Let's go

02:06:41.200 Have a baby

02:06:42.440 Baby

02:06:42.940 Yeah

02:06:43.640 And then you gotta go get it

02:06:45.080 Dude that could

02:06:45.920 I just think

02:06:47.060 It's getting to that point

02:06:48.080 It could

02:06:48.600 I've never even thought about it

02:06:49.900 But I could definitely see it

02:06:51.120 Yeah everything's just getting

02:06:52.600 I mean

02:06:53.000 We're advancing so fast

02:06:54.720 You know

02:06:55.060 Yeah we are

02:06:55.580 It's getting to the point

02:06:55.920 Where the mafia is now

02:06:57.120 A high school kid on TikTok

02:06:58.740 You know

02:06:59.320 It's getting to the point too

02:07:00.700 Where it's like

02:07:01.220 People

02:07:02.340 We just watch things

02:07:03.500 And then

02:07:03.940 Since people

02:07:05.020 I think imagination

02:07:06.240 Is kind of disappearing

02:07:07.440 Yes

02:07:08.020 So all people are gonna start to do

02:07:10.120 Is watch what they see

02:07:11.660 On their phones

02:07:12.340 Like you even see like

02:07:13.280 There's a lot of videos

02:07:14.360 A lot of times

02:07:14.800 It's like a black guy

02:07:15.760 Like beating up a kid at school

02:07:17.040 Or something I feel like

02:07:17.860 I don't know if you guys get those a lot

02:07:18.780 But I get a lot of that

02:07:19.680 Or it's like you'll see like

02:07:21.000 A kid

02:07:21.700 Like beating up a kid at school

02:07:23.140 Right

02:07:23.500 And then other kids see that

02:07:25.260 Right

02:07:25.560 And so then it's like

02:07:27.360 You know that other kids

02:07:29.340 Are gonna start to just

02:07:30.440 Do what they saw in the video

02:07:32.540 Yeah

02:07:33.000 So now you have kids

02:07:34.000 Just beating up other kids

02:07:35.020 Just so they can make a video

02:07:36.360 And read the comments

02:07:37.300 Of what people say

02:07:38.120 Right

02:07:38.380 It's almost like you're just

02:07:40.020 Recreating what we see

02:07:42.040 Yeah

02:07:42.440 So like whatever you see

02:07:43.960 Since you don't have an imagination

02:07:45.160 Of your own

02:07:45.900 Since it's

02:07:46.360 I don't know

02:07:47.820 Does it make any sense

02:07:48.400 What I'm saying

02:07:48.800 Yeah

02:07:49.140 Imagination is key

02:07:50.240 But I think the thing is

02:07:51.380 That social media

02:07:52.120 And all this stuff

02:07:52.760 Is killing

02:07:53.340 Yeah

02:07:54.180 People's imagination

02:07:54.780 Because it's

02:07:55.800 It's

02:07:57.340 It's

02:07:58.620 Sitting there

02:07:59.540 And just being bored

02:08:00.500 Is okay

02:08:01.140 Yeah

02:08:01.740 That's what sparks

02:08:02.380 Your imagination

02:08:02.940 Yeah

02:08:03.380 You're forced to use

02:08:04.380 You're forced to use your imagination

02:08:05.060 Because you don't have

02:08:06.120 Any other stimulus

02:08:06.880 But now we have

02:08:07.980 Access to all the stimulus

02:08:09.420 So there's no need

02:08:10.380 To sit there

02:08:10.980 When you're bored

02:08:11.980 You think

02:08:12.460 Something is wrong

02:08:13.680 When it's not wrong

02:08:14.720 It's okay

02:08:15.260 You're supposed to be bored

02:08:16.440 Yeah

02:08:16.860 It's to work that muscle

02:08:17.980 Like you're not having

02:08:18.900 To work that muscle

02:08:19.640 Right

02:08:20.360 Anymore

02:08:20.840 Yeah

02:08:21.660 Yeah

02:08:21.980 And it'll disappear

02:08:22.740 Over time

02:08:23.380 Right there

02:08:23.720 Instagram's co-founder

02:08:24.420 Says the app

02:08:25.020 Has lost the soul

02:08:26.320 Well people are just

02:08:29.000 Posting

02:08:29.700 Video

02:08:31.020 Like none of this stuff

02:08:32.160 Is

02:08:32.360 Like says they're showing

02:08:33.560 The ounce of your

02:08:35.440 Life that's fun

02:08:36.780 Like the

02:08:37.260 You know

02:08:38.020 That's like man

02:08:38.700 You feel depressed

02:08:39.500 I can feel it with

02:08:40.520 Like sometimes

02:08:40.940 Like following

02:08:41.800 You know

02:08:42.640 We follow comics

02:08:43.560 Each other

02:08:44.060 And stuff like that

02:08:44.860 And you're seeing

02:08:45.340 Other comics do stuff

02:08:46.400 And you're like

02:08:46.760 Am I doing nothing dude

02:08:48.040 Am I nowhere in my career

02:08:49.240 Because I'm watching

02:08:50.360 This person's like

02:08:51.220 On TV doing something

02:08:52.620 Right

02:08:53.100 Once you realize

02:08:55.100 That

02:08:55.340 You gotta realize

02:08:57.000 That like

02:08:57.580 No one's doing anything

02:08:59.400 Really

02:08:59.880 Even though we think

02:09:01.140 We're all doing anything

02:09:02.040 You're

02:09:03.020 It's either

02:09:03.760 Someone's really good

02:09:04.420 At showing you

02:09:04.960 That they're doing

02:09:05.560 Like they're good

02:09:06.660 At showing you

02:09:07.200 That they're doing something

02:09:08.100 But it's

02:09:09.420 Because

02:09:09.660 But they're not

02:09:10.400 No one's doing anything

02:09:11.120 We're all just trying

02:09:11.800 To get by

02:09:12.280 And all trying to

02:09:12.920 Like do what we do

02:09:14.740 Yeah

02:09:15.380 Everybody's just trying

02:09:16.000 To get by

02:09:16.340 Bring that back up

02:09:17.200 Well that's always

02:09:18.300 You have to remember that

02:09:19.180 At the root of all things

02:09:20.140 Most people are just

02:09:20.700 Trying to get by

02:09:21.620 Yeah

02:09:22.080 You know

02:09:22.580 Now their level

02:09:23.380 Or idea of what

02:09:24.140 Getting by is

02:09:25.060 And sometimes it gets

02:09:25.640 Kind of greedy

02:09:26.260 Or

02:09:26.600 Right

02:09:26.940 You know

02:09:27.360 It can get

02:09:27.880 Yeah we all have

02:09:28.380 Those emotions

02:09:29.240 And this taps into

02:09:30.240 The worst part

02:09:31.400 Of human beings

02:09:32.480 I think

02:09:32.840 Because it's

02:09:33.240 You think

02:09:33.420 Even when you're

02:09:34.060 Looking at your own stuff

02:09:35.040 It brings up a sense

02:09:36.320 Of narcissism

02:09:37.140 Like how many likes

02:09:38.000 Do I get

02:09:38.420 I want more likes

02:09:39.260 And then you start

02:09:40.240 Scrolling and seeing

02:09:40.920 Other people's stuff

02:09:41.780 And that

02:09:42.120 That triggers jealousy

02:09:43.600 And like

02:09:44.880 I'm not doing as good

02:09:45.920 And that's why

02:09:47.460 There's like so much

02:09:48.300 Depression from this stuff

02:09:49.440 I think

02:09:49.800 It's this fake connection

02:09:51.760 Well with kids

02:09:52.500 For sure

02:09:53.300 For kids for sure

02:09:54.320 But even for us

02:09:55.200 Like we didn't grow up

02:09:56.100 With this

02:09:56.600 I mean

02:09:57.020 It's bad for us

02:09:58.120 If it's bad for us

02:09:59.140 To have your brain

02:10:00.500 Develop on this

02:10:01.660 Is crazy

02:10:02.660 I think

02:10:03.200 Well that's a good question

02:10:04.200 It's like

02:10:05.060 And this article says

02:10:06.300 Instagram's co-founder

02:10:07.120 Isn't happy with the direction

02:10:08.320 The platform is taking

02:10:09.380 Claiming it has lost

02:10:10.500 The soul

02:10:11.200 Of its original purpose

02:10:13.440 Knowing in its initial launch

02:10:16.680 In October 2010

02:10:17.600 By Kevin Systrom

02:10:18.760 And Mike Krieger

02:10:19.740 The app grew massively

02:10:21.160 And has gone from

02:10:21.720 A space for friends

02:10:22.460 And families

02:10:22.880 To share pictures

02:10:23.560 Of their day to day

02:10:24.460 On a feed

02:10:25.520 To incorporating

02:10:26.620 TikTok style reels

02:10:27.940 A stories feature

02:10:29.260 Similar to Snapchat

02:10:30.280 And the ability

02:10:31.400 To buy and sell products

02:10:32.460 Using Instagram shopping

02:10:33.480 I mean

02:10:35.420 If you're raising a kid

02:10:36.160 Without this

02:10:36.960 I don't know

02:10:37.840 How you would do it

02:10:38.520 But it's tough

02:10:39.720 With all the peer pressure

02:10:40.540 And stuff

02:10:41.000 But if you could

02:10:42.360 Raise a kid without this

02:10:43.380 Like to read a book

02:10:44.360 And like

02:10:44.860 And to have some

02:10:46.400 Kind of like

02:10:47.740 Mental grit

02:10:49.080 Right

02:10:49.660 You're gonna be

02:10:50.260 Raising a superhuman

02:10:51.260 Yeah

02:10:52.120 Because everybody

02:10:52.800 Is gonna be on this

02:10:53.880 So it's like

02:10:54.400 If you can raise a kid

02:10:55.140 Without that

02:10:55.840 And we used to make fun

02:10:57.060 Of the Amish

02:10:57.620 Growing up and everything

02:10:58.460 It's like

02:10:58.760 They actually got it right

02:10:59.880 I think

02:11:00.760 Where it's like

02:11:01.460 Just extreme like work

02:11:03.380 And you know

02:11:04.060 Well you've seen

02:11:04.240 How far they are

02:11:04.980 Now in life

02:11:05.620 And

02:11:06.580 But they're also

02:11:07.880 I mean the Amish

02:11:08.600 Like the Amish

02:11:09.700 Is like running

02:11:10.260 Like they're

02:11:10.720 Like

02:11:11.200 I'm joking with you

02:11:12.540 I'm not making for them

02:11:13.540 But it's like

02:11:14.360 It's

02:11:14.680 But yeah

02:11:15.060 It's like

02:11:15.420 It's funny

02:11:15.760 I mean look

02:11:16.620 They're obviously

02:11:17.160 Doing it right

02:11:17.680 You're like

02:11:18.000 I mean they're

02:11:18.700 I don't know

02:11:20.080 Where they're at

02:11:20.740 I mean I just bought

02:11:21.540 One of those space heaters

02:11:23.120 From one of them

02:11:23.820 Yeah

02:11:24.140 Yeah that's nice

02:11:24.880 They do sell a lot

02:11:25.620 Of those like

02:11:26.060 Heaters online

02:11:26.820 Yeah

02:11:27.240 They're unbelievably

02:11:28.120 At woodwork

02:11:29.040 And stuff

02:11:29.520 I remember what

02:11:30.200 Before I moved to New York

02:11:31.420 I was doing some

02:11:32.260 Marble installation

02:11:33.660 You know

02:11:34.420 It's like a part time thing

02:11:35.520 And this is a real

02:11:36.440 Beautiful house

02:11:38.360 Wealthy

02:11:39.080 And we were putting

02:11:39.920 Me and another

02:11:41.140 A guy

02:11:41.660 Putting the marble in

02:11:43.260 And we were watching

02:11:43.900 These Amish were doing

02:11:44.940 The woodwork

02:11:45.500 And they were just

02:11:46.280 Killing it

02:11:47.340 Well that's what

02:11:48.440 I noticed

02:11:49.020 Yes

02:11:49.380 I noticed in Europe

02:11:51.000 Going to Europe

02:11:51.800 Was

02:11:52.820 They just

02:11:53.940 Everything's so old

02:11:55.080 There

02:11:55.440 In the buildings

02:11:56.640 And it just feels

02:11:58.520 It's awesome

02:11:59.300 And it's like

02:12:00.600 They're

02:12:01.180 Because everything

02:12:03.020 Started

02:12:03.800 You know

02:12:04.480 So it's all

02:12:05.080 It's been there

02:12:05.840 Since you go to a building

02:12:07.180 It's like a thousand

02:12:07.920 It's from one thousand

02:12:09.180 And

02:12:10.280 It's

02:12:11.300 It's just

02:12:12.080 The culture

02:12:13.580 Like feeds into that

02:12:15.320 Like you know

02:12:16.020 You're

02:12:16.800 There's like a tradition

02:12:18.000 That's held

02:12:19.060 Because it's so old

02:12:20.960 That these families

02:12:22.660 Are like

02:12:23.180 You gotta grant

02:12:23.840 Like you

02:12:24.240 You have just such

02:12:25.300 Great tradition

02:12:26.140 And

02:12:27.200 I don't think

02:12:28.640 We have that

02:12:29.340 Like it's kind of

02:12:30.960 Like

02:12:31.260 Traditions

02:12:32.140 There's not a lot

02:12:33.000 Of tradition here

02:12:33.880 And I'm not saying

02:12:34.520 It's a bad

02:12:35.000 Like I

02:12:35.540 It's

02:12:36.660 It's just a different

02:12:37.640 Kind of thing

02:12:38.240 But you were saying earlier

02:12:39.300 It's like it's a reflection

02:12:40.240 It's a

02:12:40.660 It's a reminder

02:12:41.420 Of what a young country we are

02:12:42.860 Oh

02:12:43.180 We're like a super young

02:12:44.400 And we react

02:12:45.240 In a lot of ways

02:12:46.480 Like a young country

02:12:47.600 Yeah

02:12:48.240 You know

02:12:48.760 Yeah and also

02:12:49.660 I think we became

02:12:50.380 The leader so quick

02:12:51.320 Before

02:12:51.660 Or hypothetical leader

02:12:53.240 If some people would say

02:12:53.940 Like just because

02:12:55.040 Of like the capitalism

02:12:55.920 The gross GDP

02:12:57.180 Or whatever

02:12:57.700 Like we became

02:12:58.300 A leader so fast

02:12:59.520 That

02:13:00.440 But we're losing

02:13:01.180 Some of that

02:13:01.920 Well the tradition

02:13:03.200 Of stuff

02:13:04.040 Like

02:13:04.340 Oh we've lost a lot

02:13:05.200 Of tradition fast

02:13:05.500 The thing that we had

02:13:06.120 Was family

02:13:06.820 Right

02:13:07.380 And the core family

02:13:09.000 And that's the

02:13:09.800 And that's the thing

02:13:10.480 That you can see

02:13:11.260 That they

02:13:11.640 And that they still

02:13:13.140 They have so much of it

02:13:14.280 Because it's

02:13:14.840 It's just been

02:13:16.220 They've lived in the same place

02:13:18.160 For a hundred years

02:13:19.240 Their family's been there forever

02:13:20.280 And so

02:13:21.400 Our

02:13:22.320 Is like you're seeing

02:13:23.320 That's what made us

02:13:24.160 I think

02:13:24.480 That was the reason

02:13:26.880 We were so good

02:13:27.400 We had that

02:13:27.980 We had such a big

02:13:29.040 Strong family thing

02:13:30.120 And then

02:13:30.460 Immigrants would come here

02:13:31.800 And then they would start

02:13:32.720 In their family

02:13:33.460 And

02:13:34.460 When you still see it

02:13:36.480 In the immigrant communities

02:13:37.280 I think like Mexican people

02:13:38.400 I think there's still like

02:13:39.240 A lot of big tradition

02:13:40.220 And a lot of Latino families

02:13:41.700 We do have that

02:13:42.640 We had it

02:13:43.420 But it's like

02:13:43.940 You gotta have family

02:13:45.300 Yeah

02:13:45.780 Family's what

02:13:47.060 It'll help you

02:13:48.520 Keep tradition

02:13:49.280 Yeah

02:13:49.820 I think

02:13:50.160 Keeps tradition

02:13:50.980 Keeps your

02:13:51.540 Yeah

02:13:52.220 It's like

02:13:52.640 In Hispanic

02:13:53.880 Or

02:13:54.280 You know

02:13:55.080 It's like

02:13:55.540 Muslim

02:13:56.420 Like all these different

02:13:57.700 Quote

02:13:58.600 They really have

02:14:00.080 The Jewish community

02:14:01.000 They

02:14:01.300 It's all about their family

02:14:02.940 It's all about

02:14:03.680 Yeah

02:14:03.860 Like

02:14:04.240 You do stuff

02:14:05.780 Because your grandparents did it

02:14:07.080 And you did

02:14:07.400 Even properly

02:14:08.460 You know

02:14:09.440 You go to

02:14:10.640 I don't know

02:14:11.920 What Jewish people

02:14:13.200 They have

02:14:13.700 What do they go to

02:14:14.400 Temple

02:14:14.780 Yeah

02:14:15.340 Temple

02:14:15.720 Like they're doing that stuff

02:14:16.920 Where it's like

02:14:17.800 We do it because they want to do it

02:14:19.160 And all that

02:14:19.480 And it's like

02:14:20.200 Some of that is being lost

02:14:21.560 And it's like

02:14:22.500 That's what you need

02:14:23.060 Well in the immigrant community

02:14:23.520 It's great because it's like

02:14:24.720 They're

02:14:25.080 You know

02:14:25.480 Come to this country

02:14:26.700 Right

02:14:27.120 They still got that here

02:14:28.200 For the American dream

02:14:29.020 So the first generation

02:14:30.220 Always suffers

02:14:31.020 Because it's like

02:14:32.100 Okay now

02:14:32.700 I'm gonna grit

02:14:33.280 I'm gonna grind it out

02:14:34.120 I'm gonna have four jobs

02:14:35.260 And then you know

02:14:36.540 As a result

02:14:37.360 They always preach education

02:14:39.100 To the next generation

02:14:40.780 It's like

02:14:41.080 Make sure you're educated

02:14:42.240 You know

02:14:42.960 You're gonna do better than I did

02:14:44.360 And then the hope is

02:14:45.280 That they get up

02:14:45.960 And they do better

02:14:46.480 But in that progression

02:14:47.980 Like two, three generations

02:14:49.720 Some of that tradition

02:14:50.860 Does get lost

02:14:52.020 Yeah

02:14:52.340 Inevitably

02:14:52.780 So now you're this educated

02:14:54.060 Money maker

02:14:55.120 And you have all this wealth

02:14:56.500 But you've lost

02:14:57.340 The tradition

02:14:58.340 The work ethic

02:14:59.880 That has got you there

02:15:01.280 Yeah

02:15:01.580 You know

02:15:01.960 You're not passing that down

02:15:03.260 To the next generation

02:15:04.720 The next generation

02:15:05.560 Feels entitled

02:15:06.500 Yeah

02:15:07.240 You know what I mean

02:15:07.760 Like I'm born with

02:15:09.040 I'm born into all this wealth

02:15:10.360 You start to take it for granted

02:15:11.520 Versus you're born

02:15:12.440 Gritty and poor

02:15:14.600 And then you have to like

02:15:15.640 You have that mentality

02:15:16.380 It's like

02:15:16.700 I'm gonna climb out of this

02:15:17.780 Well I don't know

02:15:18.540 If it's possible to teach that

02:15:19.520 We had little Boosie on here

02:15:20.800 And we were talking

02:15:21.320 With him about it

02:15:22.560 And even like

02:15:23.580 You know

02:15:23.820 Coming up like

02:15:24.460 In an impoverished

02:15:25.120 He's a black rapper

02:15:26.160 Right

02:15:26.460 And I'm coming up

02:15:27.080 Like in an impoverished area

02:15:28.240 Baton Rouge

02:15:28.920 And like

02:15:29.560 Really from the streets

02:15:31.160 Type of vibe

02:15:32.020 And he was saying

02:15:33.060 He can't instill that

02:15:34.060 To his children

02:15:34.680 He said

02:15:35.560 He can't

02:15:36.460 He just said

02:15:37.140 There's something

02:15:37.780 You know

02:15:39.260 And I don't know

02:15:39.660 What type of family

02:15:40.460 You know

02:15:41.240 Template that they have

02:15:42.960 For him

02:15:43.420 But he was saying

02:15:44.140 Man it's hard

02:15:45.240 To just

02:15:45.640 Get that next generation

02:15:47.060 To go

02:15:47.660 Have the same mindset

02:15:49.100 That you had

02:15:49.860 I think it's also

02:15:50.800 Maybe just the cycle

02:15:51.680 Of how things work

02:15:52.620 It's like

02:15:53.000 You know

02:15:53.940 At a certain point

02:15:54.800 Somebody gets so wealthy

02:15:56.980 And then the son

02:15:57.720 Is

02:15:57.900 The dad isn't there

02:15:59.260 To be a part

02:16:00.140 Of the son's life

02:16:00.960 The son

02:16:01.600 Goes kind of crazy

02:16:02.860 Inherits the wealth

02:16:03.680 And loses it all somehow

02:16:05.040 And it all goes back

02:16:06.320 Into the pool

02:16:06.860 You know

02:16:07.160 I don't know

02:16:07.540 If that's true

02:16:08.060 But everything

02:16:09.460 Kind of has a cycle

02:16:10.560 In a way

02:16:11.180 But as a parent

02:16:12.260 I think that

02:16:13.020 If you have wealth

02:16:14.320 And you start

02:16:15.220 Raising a child

02:16:16.140 You have to be conscious

02:16:17.480 Of the fact

02:16:17.980 That you're raising

02:16:18.540 This child in wealth

02:16:19.840 And everybody

02:16:20.660 Has this thing

02:16:21.320 Where it's like

02:16:21.780 I want him to have

02:16:22.480 I don't want him

02:16:22.940 To have the struggles

02:16:23.480 That I had

02:16:23.980 It's like

02:16:24.200 No no no no

02:16:24.560 The struggles

02:16:25.480 Made you who you are

02:16:26.640 Oh yeah

02:16:27.060 So it's important

02:16:27.820 That even if you have wealth

02:16:29.460 That you don't make it too easy

02:16:30.840 And that they encounter

02:16:31.680 Some resistance

02:16:32.440 Because resistance

02:16:33.600 That's what makes you strong

02:16:35.240 Yeah

02:16:35.500 Draw a dick on his back

02:16:36.660 See if he can hide it

02:16:37.280 From mom

02:16:37.720 You know

02:16:38.020 Yeah

02:16:38.300 We hide my daughter's breakfast

02:16:40.480 Every morning

02:16:41.480 Fuck yeah

02:16:42.320 Make her find it

02:16:43.160 Sometimes she doesn't eat

02:16:44.540 Happy Easter

02:16:45.500 Happy Easter

02:16:46.320 That's it

02:16:47.240 Yeah that's it

02:16:48.760 Every morning's Easter

02:16:49.760 You better get after

02:16:51.580 Yeah

02:16:51.880 I then give her $400

02:16:53.060 So you have a balance

02:16:55.800 That you don't know

02:16:56.300 You're doing it right

02:16:57.040 You go yeah

02:16:58.800 She has like 50 grand right now

02:17:00.360 That's because I've been doing it

02:17:01.100 All more

02:17:01.500 Ever since she was a baby

02:17:02.600 But

02:17:03.540 You go but that's right

02:17:04.680 She'll be fine right

02:17:05.560 That'd be great

02:17:06.400 She can't find breakfast

02:17:07.400 She just orders it out

02:17:08.420 On your phone

02:17:08.920 Yeah

02:17:09.220 Delivery

02:17:09.860 Well

02:17:10.340 Wealth on a shelf

02:17:11.420 Yeah

02:17:11.820 Yeah I think you have to have that

02:17:13.860 You gotta have like an obsession

02:17:16.280 Like

02:17:16.720 Or

02:17:17.640 Especially if they have some

02:17:19.280 You can find something to be like

02:17:20.580 Go find an obsession

02:17:21.580 And then go try to become good in that field

02:17:24.600 Or whatever it is

02:17:25.440 Right

02:17:25.580 Because then you at least

02:17:26.780 Can have the grind of like

02:17:28.600 You gotta start from the bottom

02:17:30.220 In something

02:17:31.280 Especially for someone that would come from

02:17:33.480 That has like a ton of money or something

02:17:36.580 You're like well go

02:17:37.580 You know

02:17:38.740 Go learn

02:17:40.240 How to become successful in that field

02:17:43.060 Where like the parent can't help you

02:17:45.700 Yeah

02:17:46.080 Right

02:17:46.480 It's like then

02:17:47.400 Because then

02:17:48.000 If you let the kid just keep quitting

02:17:49.840 And go well they're not gonna let me do that

02:17:51.640 He goes all right

02:17:52.240 Well the dad can't force into the top

02:17:54.480 So you're like all right

02:17:55.500 Well then go try this thing over here

02:17:57.000 You know

02:17:57.340 So you gotta be like

02:17:58.120 No no no

02:17:58.460 If you love that

02:17:59.560 Then go build up through that world

02:18:02.200 But then there's that thing where it's like

02:18:02.860 Well I don't love it anymore

02:18:03.820 And I don't wanna do what I don't love

02:18:05.220 It's like no

02:18:05.920 You have to

02:18:06.540 You have to create the ability

02:18:08.640 To overcome adversity

02:18:09.660 That's the big thing

02:18:10.920 You know

02:18:11.180 You have to

02:18:11.560 Overcoming adversity

02:18:12.920 Is huge

02:18:13.700 And if you have too many options

02:18:15.360 If you have the option to quit everything

02:18:16.880 Then you're not gonna be able to

02:18:18.080 You know

02:18:19.060 You have to weather that initial adversity

02:18:20.620 And it hurts

02:18:21.240 You know

02:18:21.500 It hurts like to fail

02:18:22.620 And to lose

02:18:23.740 So you know

02:18:25.180 You have to be able to overcome that

02:18:26.960 Yeah

02:18:27.240 That's interesting man

02:18:28.480 I bet it would be a lot tougher

02:18:29.860 To be a parent

02:18:31.120 Of a

02:18:32.060 In some ways

02:18:33.180 I mean that's insane for me

02:18:34.240 To really say that

02:18:34.880 But I bet in some ways

02:18:36.420 It's tough

02:18:37.280 It's also tough to be a parent

02:18:38.900 If you're wealthy

02:18:39.620 Yeah

02:18:39.880 That's a real struggle

02:18:40.920 That's a real struggle

02:18:41.780 Because your instinct

02:18:42.720 Is to make things easier

02:18:44.180 And it's wrong

02:18:45.300 There's a guy David Krantz

02:18:46.540 He's

02:18:46.700 I think it's his name

02:18:47.500 Krantz

02:18:47.980 Can you look him up

02:18:48.600 He is a therapist

02:18:51.140 That just works with

02:18:52.920 Wealth and families

02:18:55.260 And how it

02:18:55.840 Because it's a

02:18:56.520 It's a big problem

02:18:57.400 Apparently in those families

02:18:58.400 I used to teach kids

02:18:59.520 With behavioral

02:19:00.160 And emotional problems

02:19:01.400 Oh hell

02:19:01.880 BDLD

02:19:02.800 Yeah

02:19:03.300 Hell yeah

02:19:04.100 Behavior disabled

02:19:06.020 Learning disabled

02:19:06.680 Yeah

02:19:07.120 Behavioral

02:19:08.320 Behavioral and learning

02:19:09.740 Praise God baby

02:19:10.940 And I taught

02:19:11.840 In a city school

02:19:12.980 I taught in a

02:19:13.800 A private

02:19:15.060 Kids get thrown out

02:19:16.800 Of Philadelphia schools

02:19:17.820 Which was a

02:19:18.580 Residential school

02:19:19.880 So that was pretty wild

02:19:21.180 Because we'd have to

02:19:21.760 Like physically restrain

02:19:22.740 The kids

02:19:23.160 If they would get out of hand

02:19:24.160 And then I taught

02:19:25.240 In a city public school

02:19:26.520 And then a working class district

02:19:28.400 And then a wealthy

02:19:29.600 And the wealthy one was

02:19:31.360 Really challenging

02:19:33.100 Because the parents

02:19:34.560 Were lawyers

02:19:35.980 And doctors

02:19:36.640 And all this stuff

02:19:37.400 And they

02:19:37.760 They didn't have

02:19:38.740 Like

02:19:39.060 The common sense

02:19:40.400 To kind of

02:19:41.020 A lot of them

02:19:42.000 A lot of them did

02:19:42.660 But some of them

02:19:43.300 Didn't have

02:19:43.800 The common sense

02:19:44.360 And one guy

02:19:44.840 Was a psychologist

02:19:46.880 And his kid

02:19:48.060 Was out of control

02:19:48.820 And it's like

02:19:49.360 He refused

02:19:50.200 Just to

02:19:51.080 Discipline him

02:19:53.380 Like with just

02:19:54.300 Standard discipline tactics

02:19:55.540 And the kid

02:19:56.020 Was out of control

02:19:56.600 And he like

02:19:57.080 Had other psychologists

02:19:58.560 On the phone

02:19:59.340 And we had this

02:19:59.940 I was sitting around

02:20:01.260 An IEP meeting

02:20:02.060 Which is what you have

02:20:02.780 With these kids

02:20:03.400 And all these

02:20:04.120 Different professionals

02:20:04.720 Counselor

02:20:05.460 I was the teacher

02:20:06.400 You'd have the

02:20:06.920 Assistant principal

02:20:07.720 You had therapists

02:20:09.380 And stuff in there

02:20:10.280 And it was just

02:20:10.960 Like the guy

02:20:11.900 Was like

02:20:12.200 I'm like

02:20:12.540 There's a million dollars

02:20:14.180 Worth of salaries

02:20:14.940 In here right now

02:20:15.760 Trying to figure out

02:20:16.800 Like what this kid needs

02:20:18.580 Is just the most

02:20:19.120 Basic discipline

02:20:19.980 And he refused to

02:20:22.020 You know

02:20:22.260 He thought he could

02:20:22.940 Intellectualize his way

02:20:24.420 Out of it

02:20:24.960 Oh we can think

02:20:25.920 Our way out of this

02:20:26.640 Like

02:20:26.840 It's like

02:20:27.540 No no no

02:20:27.960 Just

02:20:28.380 Do it

02:20:29.160 Discipline him

02:20:29.980 But you discipline him

02:20:31.180 Be like

02:20:31.440 Look I love you

02:20:32.040 You tell him why

02:20:32.960 You discipline him

02:20:33.700 It's like

02:20:33.960 I love you

02:20:34.440 This is why

02:20:34.860 This is happening

02:20:35.440 Yeah

02:20:35.820 Because in the future

02:20:36.760 You know

02:20:37.300 You're going to be

02:20:37.780 Better from it

02:20:38.520 What did

02:20:38.820 Did the kid

02:20:39.340 Have anything

02:20:39.980 I mean he's

02:20:41.120 Diagnosed with ADHD

02:20:42.300 And all this stuff

02:20:43.200 But he was just

02:20:44.500 The kid was

02:20:45.240 The kid was just

02:20:46.060 Breaking rules

02:20:46.960 And doing it

02:20:47.600 Because he could

02:20:48.060 Get away with it

02:20:48.800 Yeah

02:20:49.100 And instead of going

02:20:49.840 Hey dude

02:20:50.400 You can't do that anymore

02:20:51.680 This is what's going to happen

02:20:52.920 Instead of just being

02:20:53.600 Very direct with him

02:20:54.560 He's like

02:20:54.840 Well is there some kind

02:20:56.200 Of a behavioral plan

02:20:57.820 That we can get into

02:20:58.480 It's like

02:20:59.240 Yeah just

02:21:00.140 When he does

02:21:00.820 Something wrong

02:21:01.500 You gotta discipline him

02:21:02.660 Yeah

02:21:02.920 Honestly it'd be like

02:21:04.700 If you want to give

02:21:05.140 This kid a chance

02:21:05.880 You would just be like

02:21:06.700 You gotta hit him

02:21:07.320 Or something

02:21:07.640 Like you know

02:21:08.700 Yeah

02:21:09.240 How close were you

02:21:09.920 To say that

02:21:10.400 No but I

02:21:10.840 Cause I don't think

02:21:11.380 I don't think

02:21:12.800 Like

02:21:13.060 You gotta say that

02:21:14.460 Sometimes

02:21:14.740 Yeah hitting

02:21:15.160 Hitting is like

02:21:15.840 If you do things

02:21:16.940 The right way

02:21:17.560 I'd say 98%

02:21:18.940 Of the time

02:21:19.500 I mean you're gonna get

02:21:20.360 2% knuckleheads

02:21:21.540 Where you might have to

02:21:22.600 Like have some kind

02:21:24.040 Of physical

02:21:24.360 But if you're raising

02:21:25.060 The kid correctly

02:21:25.940 From the beginning

02:21:26.780 Yeah you never

02:21:27.380 There's a good chance

02:21:29.100 That you're

02:21:29.440 And you're just

02:21:29.840 Implementing like

02:21:30.680 Consistent discipline

02:21:31.620 You won't have to do that

02:21:33.000 Damn

02:21:33.420 Yeah

02:21:33.920 Can you

02:21:35.160 Do you ever think

02:21:36.040 About being excited

02:21:36.880 About hitting

02:21:37.300 Spanking your kids

02:21:38.040 In the future

02:21:38.520 You don't have

02:21:39.440 Any children

02:21:39.740 I don't have kids

02:21:40.460 You ever think

02:21:41.180 About it

02:21:41.480 How you're gonna do it

02:21:42.120 Where you're gonna do it

02:21:43.020 He's gonna be so old

02:21:44.520 So

02:21:44.840 Yeah

02:21:45.240 They'll be

02:21:45.760 They'll turn it on me

02:21:47.140 Was it your dad

02:21:48.140 He was 70

02:21:48.840 When I was born

02:21:49.340 Yeah

02:21:49.540 Wow

02:21:49.840 He'll be like

02:21:50.900 Yeah

02:21:51.160 You could be my dad

02:21:52.020 You can have

02:21:52.320 Some of his old shirts

02:21:53.200 Yeah

02:21:53.880 I don't have any

02:21:55.100 His fucking piece of shit

02:21:56.200 Other children

02:21:56.660 Took them all

02:21:57.260 We'll get

02:21:58.040 But we could probably

02:21:58.600 Find them

02:21:58.780 But we'll get a hold of some

02:21:59.620 You have 20

02:22:00.240 I mean we have a little time

02:22:01.580 Before we get to that point

02:22:02.880 Yeah

02:22:03.280 That's true

02:22:03.700 So we're eventually

02:22:04.600 We're finding the shirts

02:22:05.480 Do you

02:22:06.140 Was it hard to edit the special

02:22:07.720 When you guys were

02:22:08.340 Kind of putting it together

02:22:09.120 Was that

02:22:09.720 Did you guys have to

02:22:10.640 Pick and choose some stuff

02:22:11.440 Was everything pretty clear

02:22:12.380 What did it look like

02:22:13.020 Yeah he did a lot of stuff

02:22:14.180 I did

02:22:14.380 He did everything

02:22:16.040 I did everything

02:22:17.300 I could think of

02:22:19.920 Because I want it all

02:22:20.520 I figure you know

02:22:21.580 You know

02:22:22.820 Shoot long

02:22:24.220 And then you can just edit

02:22:25.060 Yeah

02:22:25.300 But yeah

02:22:26.540 I went through editing

02:22:27.240 For a long time

02:22:28.140 So yeah

02:22:29.380 I did

02:22:29.960 Was real meticulous

02:22:30.980 About editing it

02:22:31.800 Did you help with that Nate

02:22:33.120 Or what does that look like

02:22:33.620 Yeah I was in on it

02:22:34.780 I mean he did it

02:22:36.080 And then Ben Rosenfeld

02:22:37.860 Ben Rosenfeld

02:22:38.820 Who's a friend of mine

02:22:39.880 And comedian

02:22:40.560 And he helped me with it

02:22:42.560 He helped me with a couple

02:22:43.340 Of my albums too

02:22:44.160 So this

02:22:45.080 He brought an eye into it

02:22:47.220 And also just

02:22:48.020 We sat down

02:22:48.660 And just went through

02:22:49.280 It's good to have someone

02:22:50.200 You know when you have to

02:22:51.420 Edit your own stuff

02:22:52.380 It's very hard

02:22:53.600 Like it's like

02:22:54.300 You get tired of watching it

02:22:55.640 Yeah

02:22:56.080 It's good to have

02:22:57.020 Like I've always done

02:22:58.420 Every special

02:22:59.100 That I've done

02:23:00.240 I've sent it to another

02:23:02.080 Come on

02:23:02.340 Justin Smith

02:23:02.900 I just sent it to him

02:23:03.800 Brian Bates

02:23:04.820 I sent it to Tennessee

02:23:06.080 All my Netflix

02:23:06.800 I would send to someone else

02:23:08.060 Because you're like

02:23:09.560 I can't

02:23:10.560 You know

02:23:10.880 Someone that knows your act

02:23:12.200 Because it's like

02:23:14.020 It's just so hard

02:23:15.020 To sit there

02:23:16.580 And you're too in

02:23:18.660 Yeah

02:23:18.920 After a while

02:23:19.720 You don't know

02:23:20.140 If you're being objective

02:23:20.980 Yeah

02:23:21.500 And after watching it

02:23:22.600 So many times

02:23:23.080 Like is this even good

02:23:24.100 Anymore

02:23:25.280 I don't even know

02:23:25.900 What this is

02:23:26.440 So it's like

02:23:27.300 Somebody's like

02:23:27.700 No no

02:23:28.220 You know

02:23:28.640 They can be objective

02:23:30.520 A little bit

02:23:31.080 And you almost start

02:23:32.120 To hate it sometimes

02:23:32.980 A little bit too

02:23:33.600 Because you just watch it

02:23:34.440 So much

02:23:35.000 You don't feel like

02:23:35.900 It doesn't have

02:23:36.460 The same punch

02:23:36.960 One day you watch it

02:23:38.220 And your attitude

02:23:38.740 Isn't the best

02:23:39.500 You're in a weird mood

02:23:40.460 Right

02:23:40.680 And I'll attach that

02:23:41.960 To things quick

02:23:42.880 Sometimes

02:23:43.400 Yeah

02:23:43.820 It's very hard

02:23:45.260 To do it

02:23:47.000 And then

02:23:47.680 But yeah

02:23:48.100 We went through

02:23:48.800 The whole process

02:23:49.480 I mean I did it

02:23:50.600 With

02:23:50.680 I partnered with

02:23:51.260 800 pound gorilla too

02:23:52.380 And so

02:23:53.420 They were a part of this

02:23:54.600 And so

02:23:55.240 They got a great

02:23:56.800 Great team

02:23:57.380 And so then

02:23:58.160 They were sending it over

02:23:59.100 And just going back and forth

02:24:01.380 And he's going through

02:24:02.100 The editing a lot

02:24:02.800 I mean a lot of that was

02:24:03.620 I'm letting him decide

02:24:06.520 You know

02:24:07.160 Like I would go

02:24:07.980 Look at it then

02:24:08.480 But it's like

02:24:08.980 You know

02:24:09.540 You can feel what

02:24:10.480 He's going to know

02:24:11.620 More than me

02:24:12.240 And what

02:24:13.400 What to take out

02:24:15.280 And what

02:24:15.600 You know

02:24:15.960 But we took out

02:24:17.100 But the way we

02:24:17.660 We started it different

02:24:18.880 Like we did some stuff

02:24:20.400 That was

02:24:20.860 You know

02:24:21.500 It's

02:24:21.940 Like the

02:24:23.220 The beginning of it

02:24:24.920 I wanted to get right into it

02:24:26.100 So we have a

02:24:26.620 Little kind of an opening thing

02:24:28.120 But it's all about

02:24:28.820 Trying to get into

02:24:29.420 The special quick

02:24:30.400 Hitting jokes

02:24:31.540 Have a joke

02:24:32.140 That's just boom

02:24:32.860 Right when you start

02:24:33.880 It's like hitting it quick

02:24:35.100 And

02:24:35.920 And then

02:24:37.460 It's

02:24:37.980 I want to say

02:24:38.600 50 minutes

02:24:39.520 50

02:24:39.900 53

02:24:40.560 53 minutes

02:24:41.380 So it's under an hour

02:24:42.460 Like

02:24:42.740 Under an hour

02:24:43.260 Nice

02:24:44.060 Which I think is

02:24:44.980 Yeah

02:24:45.400 A better way to

02:24:46.160 Yeah

02:24:46.420 I think it's a better way

02:24:47.480 To go now

02:24:48.060 Yeah I don't know why

02:24:48.880 People's attention spans

02:24:49.660 Have to be an hour

02:24:50.600 And especially you guys

02:24:51.460 Are doing it that way

02:24:52.200 You could still then also

02:24:53.040 Take clips

02:24:53.760 And put them out

02:24:54.460 And put them together

02:24:55.260 Yeah

02:24:55.980 Yeah

02:24:56.380 There's a lot of material

02:24:57.740 That we can

02:24:58.340 Pump out

02:24:59.960 That's cool man

02:25:00.440 Yeah

02:25:00.620 Right

02:25:00.820 And this your first special mic

02:25:01.820 No

02:25:02.060 It's my first hour

02:25:03.400 First hour

02:25:03.980 I did two albums

02:25:06.160 Before this

02:25:06.780 But I didn't shoot them

02:25:07.960 Yeah

02:25:08.580 Of video

02:25:09.420 So

02:25:09.720 So it's brand new

02:25:10.520 I mean all that material

02:25:11.540 Even then is

02:25:12.300 Yeah

02:25:12.820 You know

02:25:13.320 Stuff that people

02:25:14.060 Will probably want to see as well

02:25:15.360 Or they'll go back to it

02:25:16.460 Yeah his album

02:25:17.240 Did really

02:25:17.700 Really good

02:25:18.440 Yeah

02:25:19.260 Yeah

02:25:19.520 The album before this

02:25:21.240 Yeah

02:25:21.640 Yeah

02:25:21.980 The Worst Kind of Thoughtful

02:25:22.960 Did well

02:25:23.780 And

02:25:24.540 And

02:25:25.760 Yeah

02:25:26.380 Was that with 800 Pond of Gorilla too

02:25:27.640 No that was

02:25:28.480 I did that independent

02:25:29.300 Nice good for you

02:25:30.100 Yeah

02:25:30.360 Yeah

02:25:30.900 But I'm really proud of this

02:25:32.460 And the process has been great

02:25:34.260 And

02:25:34.620 Obviously I appreciate Nate

02:25:36.800 Like

02:25:37.280 Bringing me in

02:25:38.860 And directing

02:25:39.540 And all this stuff

02:25:40.680 So

02:25:40.960 It's

02:25:41.880 I'm really proud of it

02:25:43.620 It's been a long road

02:25:44.880 With this

02:25:45.360 Cause we've

02:25:45.780 I've been working on this

02:25:46.660 Not just getting it together

02:25:48.760 To shoot it

02:25:49.400 But also the editing

02:25:50.660 And all the other stuff

02:25:51.300 It's been a long time

02:25:52.160 800 Pound has been great

02:25:53.260 Yeah

02:25:53.540 So I appreciate them

02:25:55.080 But I'm really proud of it

02:25:56.600 Yeah

02:25:56.860 What's a big deal for me

02:25:58.200 To

02:25:58.360 To

02:25:59.120 Put something out

02:26:00.060 That Mike allowed me

02:26:01.440 To be a part of it

02:26:02.200 Cause Mike's that great of a comic

02:26:03.640 And

02:26:04.640 So

02:26:05.320 And then it was just

02:26:06.100 Such a long process

02:26:06.940 Cause then I had my special come out

02:26:08.400 And then it was like

02:26:09.020 So we had

02:26:09.780 It was like

02:26:10.240 Had to be pushed a little bit

02:26:11.820 Cause it was like

02:26:12.520 Mine was coming

02:26:13.300 And we're trying to get

02:26:13.980 Cause since it's going on my YouTube

02:26:15.800 Just

02:26:16.340 If my

02:26:17.100 You know

02:26:17.400 If my YouTube bumps up

02:26:18.500 After

02:26:18.980 My special

02:26:20.340 Then it's just

02:26:20.900 More

02:26:21.640 Better

02:26:22.400 It's better for him

02:26:23.360 And

02:26:23.620 And for these other specials

02:26:25.740 And so

02:26:26.400 Yeah

02:26:26.740 It was a long process

02:26:28.040 To do it

02:26:29.420 But yeah

02:26:29.900 It'll be March 24th

02:26:31.680 And how

02:26:32.280 What kind of stuff

02:26:32.880 Do we kind of get to know

02:26:34.140 Cause I remember

02:26:34.860 When I was sitting there

02:26:35.640 Watching

02:26:36.220 I didn't know Mike a ton

02:26:38.220 I knew from like

02:26:39.040 Big J

02:26:40.940 Kind of

02:26:41.540 And just from some

02:26:42.200 Different comedy circles

02:26:43.300 But yeah

02:26:45.600 You start to get

02:26:46.160 Just like this sense

02:26:47.140 Of who Mike is

02:26:48.460 Do you feel

02:26:49.540 That that's kind of

02:26:50.400 What people will pull from it

02:26:52.040 Yeah

02:26:52.680 I mean

02:26:53.020 Some people are telling jokes

02:26:54.160 You don't get to know them

02:26:55.400 You know

02:26:56.200 Yeah

02:26:57.020 Well Mike tells jokes

02:26:58.600 But I mean

02:26:59.040 You

02:26:59.260 But you also

02:27:00.300 You're listening to him now

02:27:02.740 Then you see his special

02:27:03.480 It's like

02:27:03.880 He's very similar

02:27:05.260 In the fact that like

02:27:06.360 Yeah

02:27:06.580 It's not far off

02:27:07.980 It's

02:27:08.300 You know

02:27:09.500 I was joking

02:27:10.180 Mike's

02:27:10.660 You know

02:27:11.100 It's very serious

02:27:12.960 Yeah

02:27:13.340 It's

02:27:13.560 There's no

02:27:14.520 You know

02:27:14.960 You're wasting time

02:27:15.960 You go

02:27:16.860 What are we even doing here

02:27:18.080 That's the thing Mike says

02:27:18.940 To his girlfriend

02:27:19.680 Every

02:27:19.940 He goes

02:27:20.440 Well what are we even doing

02:27:21.820 Then like

02:27:22.940 There's a lot

02:27:23.380 But

02:27:23.600 So Mike's got a very

02:27:25.180 It's his own

02:27:27.600 It's his own pattern

02:27:28.980 Yes

02:27:29.540 It's his own pattern

02:27:30.580 Yeah

02:27:30.840 And it's

02:27:31.880 It's a guy

02:27:32.740 That really is

02:27:33.520 You know

02:27:35.120 Came up

02:27:36.000 Came up through the New York system

02:27:37.500 And

02:27:38.360 You know

02:27:39.380 Like

02:27:39.660 Just

02:27:40.160 A lot of jokes

02:27:41.760 A lot of

02:27:42.540 Like

02:27:42.860 Just a lot of jokes

02:27:44.220 And

02:27:45.040 Well crafted jokes

02:27:46.740 And

02:27:47.260 Tried and true jokes

02:27:49.220 And

02:27:50.080 I'm definitely a product

02:27:51.520 Of the New York system though

02:27:52.600 So it's joke heavy

02:27:53.580 But I

02:27:54.500 You know

02:27:55.560 I like

02:27:56.600 The

02:27:57.220 I like telling jokes

02:27:58.860 And I like it to be personal

02:27:59.840 You know

02:28:00.780 And

02:28:01.260 Also I love sarcasm

02:28:03.500 So I

02:28:04.580 I love

02:28:05.040 That

02:28:05.280 So I

02:28:05.780 I tell people up front

02:28:06.780 Like now when I'm

02:28:07.640 Performing

02:28:08.300 I'm like

02:28:08.640 Look

02:28:09.340 This is a lot of sarcasm

02:28:10.820 You know

02:28:11.500 Get on board with it

02:28:12.400 You'll have a much better time

02:28:13.620 If you get on board with

02:28:14.680 Some of the sarcasm

02:28:15.900 And

02:28:16.100 People buy in

02:28:17.320 And it's great

02:28:18.140 And it's

02:28:18.660 It's joke heavy

02:28:19.740 And personal

02:28:20.220 On top of that

02:28:20.860 Tell me

02:28:21.300 Like what's the

02:28:22.240 You know

02:28:23.100 Your job

02:28:24.020 And your passion

02:28:24.720 That you tell people now

02:28:26.120 Oh

02:28:26.460 What I do is

02:28:28.320 I tell

02:28:29.020 I get up

02:28:29.760 I tell a couple jokes

02:28:30.600 Like I'm a stand up comedian

02:28:31.480 It's my job

02:28:32.140 My passion is

02:28:33.460 Coming to towns like this

02:28:34.820 To talk to low income whites

02:28:36.380 About vaccinations

02:28:37.280 I love

02:28:38.960 Hashing it out

02:28:39.680 With the low income whites

02:28:40.840 I love that

02:28:43.260 That always gets such a big pop

02:28:44.380 Because

02:28:44.540 I start out with like

02:28:45.620 Three

02:28:45.880 Like three jokes

02:28:46.760 I'll laugh

02:28:47.220 And it's like

02:28:47.700 Ah this is good

02:28:48.460 It's like

02:28:48.820 Let me tell you about my passion

02:28:50.080 The low income whites

02:28:51.600 Love it

02:28:52.640 Talk to them about vaccinations

02:28:54.320 Just cause every time

02:28:57.520 And it's so fun to hear crowds

02:29:00.600 They

02:29:01.880 They get such a pop dude

02:29:04.900 Well they probably realize then

02:29:06.160 What's going on

02:29:06.900 They realize who Mike is

02:29:08.120 They realize exactly what

02:29:09.500 They're gonna be in store for

02:29:10.600 Yeah

02:29:11.160 Yeah

02:29:11.480 Yeah exactly

02:29:13.060 Like you're like

02:29:13.720 Oh this dude's

02:29:14.640 Like it's great

02:29:15.420 Like it's acknowledging

02:29:16.500 The absurdity

02:29:18.480 Yeah

02:29:18.940 Of it

02:29:19.460 Yeah

02:29:20.260 That's a great way

02:29:22.260 It just seems like

02:29:23.080 There's this

02:29:23.440 Call people low income whites

02:29:24.320 I love it

02:29:24.640 There's not much funnier than that

02:29:25.740 Oh yeah

02:29:26.340 But I love

02:29:27.140 I love going

02:29:27.680 I would smile

02:29:28.240 When I heard it man

02:29:29.060 It fucking made me

02:29:29.760 I felt fucking great

02:29:31.280 I'm like

02:29:31.760 I'm a coastal elite

02:29:32.880 I've got

02:29:33.560 I'm going to teach you

02:29:34.760 I'm going to teach you

02:29:36.660 I think that's great

02:29:37.900 Man

02:29:38.460 Talking to people

02:29:39.040 About vaccinations

02:29:39.680 Maybe

02:29:40.080 That's too

02:29:40.780 That's just such a funny

02:29:41.740 You walk in every room

02:29:43.600 You go into

02:29:44.080 Like

02:29:44.400 Yeah

02:29:45.040 Just talk to people

02:29:45.880 About vaccinations

02:29:46.500 Yeah

02:29:47.020 Well dude

02:29:48.260 I remember when I did

02:29:48.960 Tape my special

02:29:50.120 They had

02:29:51.020 They made everybody

02:29:51.740 Like two days before

02:29:52.560 They made everybody

02:29:53.080 Show up with vaccination stuff

02:29:54.560 Oh yeah

02:29:55.560 I remember that

02:29:56.140 Cause I talked to

02:29:57.080 You talk

02:29:57.560 I remember we talked about it

02:29:58.980 Netflix made people do that

02:30:00.240 You told me about it

02:30:00.300 It was a fucking nightmare

02:30:01.180 Yeah

02:30:01.600 Yeah and it was like

02:30:02.600 I remember you hit me up

02:30:03.820 And you were

02:30:04.660 Cause you don't know

02:30:06.300 What to do

02:30:06.800 And you're

02:30:07.340 You get stuck

02:30:08.180 In situations like that

02:30:09.460 And it's

02:30:09.920 And it's

02:30:10.800 That was like

02:30:12.600 Such a weird

02:30:13.360 Time

02:30:13.900 It was 48 hours before

02:30:14.920 People had already

02:30:15.600 Bought all their tickets

02:30:16.360 And everything

02:30:16.720 I wish I'd have told them

02:30:18.080 To go fuck themselves

02:30:18.960 Kind of

02:30:19.340 Yeah but I mean

02:30:20.300 It's

02:30:21.260 Look it's

02:30:21.800 It's

02:30:22.240 I didn't know

02:30:23.600 You know

02:30:24.280 Well

02:30:25.140 Yeah

02:30:25.960 It's

02:30:26.860 Yeah you don't want

02:30:28.760 To derail

02:30:29.140 It's a tough position

02:30:30.180 To be in

02:30:30.480 Cause you don't want

02:30:30.860 To derail the whole

02:30:31.480 Yeah

02:30:31.720 Your head is in

02:30:32.800 Another place

02:30:33.360 And also the people

02:30:34.200 Are coming

02:30:34.660 Well his entire crowd

02:30:35.920 Is not vaccinated

02:30:36.640 It was

02:30:37.040 Eight people showed up

02:30:38.240 And then I

02:30:39.040 The best part was

02:30:41.020 I said thank you

02:30:41.920 To everybody

02:30:42.280 Who came out

02:30:43.080 Thank you to everybody

02:30:43.620 Who made fake

02:30:44.260 Fake vax cards

02:30:45.180 And came out tonight

02:30:45.920 And the place

02:30:46.660 Went fucking

02:30:47.120 That's great

02:30:47.580 And that's

02:30:48.860 Almost like the thing

02:30:49.740 That you wanted

02:30:50.260 People to

02:30:50.860 You know

02:30:51.280 It's like

02:30:51.640 It's like that

02:30:52.120 Underlining

02:30:52.760 Just go

02:30:53.740 You know what to do

02:30:55.160 Like it was

02:30:55.940 You got put in a position

02:30:57.560 That they shouldn't

02:30:58.160 Put you in

02:30:58.740 And they did it

02:30:59.820 Last second

02:31:00.400 And it was like

02:31:01.260 What are you gonna go do

02:31:02.180 You're about to

02:31:03.160 Tape this special

02:31:04.760 All this stuff

02:31:05.620 Is being spent

02:31:06.320 For all

02:31:06.620 All this kind of

02:31:07.600 Like you're

02:31:08.580 Really got yourself

02:31:09.980 Stuck in a situation

02:31:10.920 And let me tell you

02:31:12.060 The fact that you were

02:31:13.320 You almost didn't

02:31:15.420 Want to do it

02:31:16.400 Because you

02:31:16.800 I mean you told me

02:31:17.860 Because you

02:31:18.260 Literally told me

02:31:19.220 When this happened

02:31:19.820 And it was the fact

02:31:21.380 That you were like

02:31:21.980 Yo I'll just

02:31:23.140 Cancel this special

02:31:24.140 And it was like

02:31:25.040 Look we gotta

02:31:25.600 Let's logically

02:31:27.160 Think through this

02:31:28.160 And it's like

02:31:29.140 The thing that

02:31:29.700 You know happened

02:31:30.720 Where people are like

02:31:31.420 If you're not vaccinated

02:31:32.280 It's like

02:31:32.600 Who gave a fake vaccine

02:31:35.080 You're like

02:31:35.480 We all are having

02:31:36.720 To figure out

02:31:37.260 This kind of

02:31:38.080 Yeah

02:31:38.400 Thing

02:31:38.880 I wish I'd have

02:31:40.240 Just navigated

02:31:40.940 That time period better

02:31:42.440 It was a hard time

02:31:43.160 To navigate

02:31:43.740 The whole pandemic

02:31:44.520 I think you

02:31:44.740 Yeah you navigated

02:31:45.660 It's tough though

02:31:46.420 You did it

02:31:46.740 For everybody

02:31:47.140 I mean just for everybody

02:31:48.400 The whole way

02:31:49.620 It's like

02:31:50.160 I never wanted

02:31:52.020 I had to fix stuff

02:31:53.360 Because I never wanted

02:31:54.100 Like I'm not

02:31:55.040 Telling someone

02:31:56.060 To do something

02:31:56.680 Like I

02:31:57.520 You know

02:31:58.240 That's insane

02:31:59.080 But they would do that

02:32:00.120 But theaters would do that

02:32:01.840 With

02:32:02.180 They would throw it on us

02:32:04.180 They would say

02:32:05.180 The artist wants

02:32:06.020 The people to be vaccinated

02:32:07.220 And like

02:32:07.780 So I had a few places

02:32:09.260 That I was like

02:32:09.840 No no no no

02:32:10.460 Don't say I'm asking

02:32:12.260 People to be vaccinated

02:32:13.080 Like you want people

02:32:14.580 To

02:32:14.760 Like the city might want to

02:32:16.760 Or the venue might want to

02:32:18.720 But they would word it

02:32:20.020 Because no one wanted

02:32:20.880 To be the bad guy

02:32:21.880 The venue didn't want

02:32:22.840 To be the bad guy

02:32:23.700 So they

02:32:25.060 But the venue wanted it

02:32:27.520 But they would just

02:32:28.300 Throw it on

02:32:28.760 The artist

02:32:29.480 So they'd be like

02:32:30.280 Theo is saying

02:32:31.680 Everybody needs to be vaccinated

02:32:32.580 You're like

02:32:32.840 Theo ain't telling people

02:32:33.900 To do that

02:32:34.400 You're telling people

02:32:35.240 But you're wording it

02:32:36.160 Like it's Theo

02:32:36.980 Yeah

02:32:37.420 And they would do it

02:32:38.340 Like that

02:32:38.820 I would have

02:32:39.680 I had a couple places

02:32:40.700 That I was like

02:32:41.860 Yo they gotta

02:32:42.460 Word that

02:32:43.720 Like I'm not saying anything

02:32:44.960 I'm not

02:32:46.300 Right don't put

02:32:46.840 Yeah don't put it on me

02:32:47.800 Don't put it on me

02:32:47.860 You're

02:32:48.520 You're

02:32:49.040 You're the one

02:32:49.960 That's suggesting

02:32:50.580 Like so if anybody's

02:32:51.740 Going to suggest it

02:32:52.500 And it is like

02:32:53.040 It is what it is

02:32:53.920 Like people are still

02:32:55.320 Coming out

02:32:55.940 You know

02:32:57.380 But it is what it is

02:32:59.000 But put that on

02:33:00.260 You say it properly

02:33:01.520 Don't try to throw it

02:33:02.540 Because they could just

02:33:03.500 Do that to us

02:33:04.100 But not made as like

02:33:05.200 If you want to come to my show

02:33:06.440 You need to be circumcised

02:33:07.560 Male or female

02:33:08.780 Yeah

02:33:09.220 And I think that's a bit

02:33:10.500 They go

02:33:10.920 We go

02:33:11.500 I show them

02:33:12.180 You have to show me proof

02:33:13.680 That you have no vaccinations

02:33:15.040 And I'm talking down

02:33:16.440 To flu shot

02:33:17.160 And I go

02:33:17.560 I need to make sure

02:33:18.360 I'm the older

02:33:19.540 Now the new Italian

02:33:20.660 Is you need to be

02:33:21.380 You need to have

02:33:23.040 No vax blood in you

02:33:24.420 So that's gonna be

02:33:25.680 The new mafia

02:33:26.440 That's the new mafia

02:33:27.180 The new mafia

02:33:27.980 Is you gotta be

02:33:29.340 I want

02:33:29.940 Like I want you to be

02:33:31.340 Nervous about the measles

02:33:32.720 Yeah

02:33:33.200 You better be

02:33:34.400 Scared about

02:33:35.800 Mumps

02:33:37.100 Is that

02:33:37.680 Is that one

02:33:38.400 Mumps is one

02:33:39.100 Mumps is one

02:33:39.640 I want to be standing

02:33:40.500 On the edge of your bloodstream

02:33:41.880 With a paddle

02:33:42.600 Just like I'm working

02:33:43.600 For the city

02:33:44.200 You know

02:33:44.620 Like I want to be like

02:33:45.740 I get sentenced

02:33:46.560 To work over there

02:33:47.480 Yeah

02:33:47.800 You're proud

02:33:49.040 To go

02:33:49.680 Yeah

02:33:50.440 I want you to have

02:33:51.220 Local people

02:33:52.060 Who are sentenced

02:33:52.840 By the courts

02:33:53.740 To work

02:33:54.340 It'd be funny

02:33:54.780 You have a group

02:33:55.520 You have a group

02:33:56.500 Of people that are

02:33:56.940 Unvaxxed

02:33:57.640 In your mafia gang

02:33:59.320 And you're like

02:34:00.600 What could kill you

02:34:01.900 And you're like

02:34:02.320 Chicken pox

02:34:03.160 Common cold

02:34:04.220 Flu

02:34:04.660 We'd be wiped out

02:34:06.040 But

02:34:06.560 It's like

02:34:07.200 But there's also

02:34:08.040 Something great about it

02:34:09.080 Yellow fever

02:34:09.420 Anything from Oregon Trail

02:34:11.600 Oh yeah

02:34:12.680 The fucking modem game

02:34:14.920 Yeah

02:34:16.020 What else

02:34:17.680 That's it guys

02:34:18.160 I think we did a lot

02:34:18.900 I think we did a lot

02:34:19.780 I think we've had a nice time

02:34:20.680 Mike congratulations man

02:34:21.980 Thank you

02:34:22.360 Thank you so much

02:34:22.900 For having me on

02:34:23.420 I appreciate it

02:34:24.000 Oh yeah you bet

02:34:24.740 And Nate

02:34:25.160 Thank you

02:34:25.640 Thank you buddy

02:34:27.040 Yeah I'm excited to see

02:34:28.400 What you guys put together man

02:34:30.860 I'm excited to see it

02:34:31.720 Now

02:34:32.420 Online

02:34:34.020 And you know

02:34:35.180 After I haven't seen it in person

02:34:36.280 And

02:34:36.600 Yeah

02:34:38.420 And then

02:34:38.820 Will you be going on tour

02:34:39.620 Right after

02:34:40.000 Do you have a plan

02:34:40.500 Kind of for it Mike

02:34:41.200 Or

02:34:41.380 No I'm just trying to

02:34:43.340 Get the word out

02:34:44.540 As much as possible

02:34:45.380 And just any

02:34:45.940 You know

02:34:46.400 The way I function

02:34:47.260 Is like

02:34:47.740 Any road dates

02:34:48.920 That come

02:34:49.380 I just take

02:34:50.080 You know

02:34:50.860 If it's

02:34:51.760 Yeah you got

02:34:52.460 You got dates lined up

02:34:53.600 And

02:34:53.760 Yeah your website

02:34:54.780 Yeah I don't know

02:34:55.600 When this comes out

02:34:56.220 But I'll be in

02:34:56.640 Madison Wisconsin

02:34:57.420 And

02:34:58.660 At

02:34:59.940 Comedy on State

02:35:01.560 Oh yeah I love that place

02:35:02.660 And then Tampa

02:35:03.380 Side splitters

02:35:04.120 At the end of the month

02:35:04.900 Oh yeah

02:35:05.620 Tampa's wild dude

02:35:06.520 Yeah

02:35:06.920 This is going to be

02:35:07.520 Like a special

02:35:08.040 This podcast

02:35:08.640 Come out next year

02:35:09.500 No this will come out

02:35:12.840 This will be right after

02:35:14.060 Your special is out

02:35:14.580 So it just came out

02:35:15.400 Okay

02:35:15.620 So is it alright

02:35:16.520 If I just plug my social media

02:35:17.740 Yeah for sure

02:35:18.280 It's at

02:35:18.740 Comic Mike V

02:35:19.620 On all social media platforms

02:35:21.480 At Comic Mike V

02:35:22.600 Repetition

02:35:23.620 Helps the low income whites

02:35:24.840 And

02:35:25.600 And also

02:35:28.000 I have a podcast

02:35:29.740 Called Mike Vecchione Investigates

02:35:31.360 It's a fake investigations show

02:35:33.260 And it's

02:35:34.040 Also I talk down

02:35:35.840 To the listeners

02:35:37.060 Yeah

02:35:37.880 Condescend them

02:35:38.580 Yeah

02:35:38.800 So that's

02:35:39.420 It's fun

02:35:39.880 It's a new mafia dude

02:35:40.780 Yeah

02:35:41.020 So if people want to hear

02:35:42.340 Those hands

02:35:43.000 They can go to your podcast

02:35:44.200 And listen to

02:35:45.180 Oh fucking gravity hands

02:35:46.600 Is that your whole podcast

02:35:47.720 Is just

02:35:48.420 Loud

02:35:49.280 Like

02:35:49.820 My podcast is called

02:35:52.460 Take It Out and Post

02:35:53.360 It's Mike Vecchione Investigates

02:35:57.180 Awesome

02:35:58.600 Mike and Nate

02:35:59.360 Thank you guys for hanging out

02:36:00.320 Yeah bro

02:36:00.580 You're the best

02:36:01.480 Thank you

02:36:01.940 Thanks for having me

02:36:02.500 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

02:36:05.860 And I feel I'm falling

02:36:07.480 Like these leaves

02:36:08.820 I must be

02:36:09.940 Cornerstone

02:36:12.160 Oh

02:36:14.760 But when I reach that ground

02:36:16.720 I'll share this peace of mind

02:36:18.860 I found

02:36:19.540 I can feel it

02:36:20.920 In my bones

02:36:23.040 But it's gonna take

02:36:25.220 But it's gonna take

02:36:26.000 A little

02:36:27.600 I know

02:36:27.940 I'm what I was waiting on to

02:36:31.640 And I'll myśler

02:36:31.880 Do you know how to be

02:36:33.640 I can feel it

02:36:34.180 I can feel it

02:36:34.780 I'm having feet

02:36:35.800 I can feel it

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 28, 2023

E437 Nate Bargatze & Mike Vecchione

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