This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E438 Man In Here

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00:01:37.120 What's up, guys?

00:01:38.160 My name's Theo, and I'm a human.

00:01:44.600 I am.

00:01:47.480 What's going on?

00:01:48.440 I've been running around a lot.

00:01:52.760 Been, you know, on the go.

00:01:54.540 You know, I mean, just, I feel like the Lord just put that go Selene in me.

00:02:02.420 You know, that 91 octane or whatever.

00:02:06.900 And I've been burning, boy.

00:02:08.720 I've been go, go, going.

00:02:10.080 And sometimes it's hard to get a moment to, well, it's hard to get a moment these days.

00:02:21.620 You know, I think about that a lot, and it's hard for me to, like, get a moment where it's like, okay, this is a moment that's not, where I'm not being pulled or pushed or interrupted or overwhelmed or, well, overwhelmed's okay.

00:02:37.560 But where I'm not being, like, where I'm not needing or wanting anything except for some of my own time.

00:02:54.040 Like, I just want to have enough peace or whatever going on so I can evaluate where I am.

00:03:00.740 Sometimes things are so busy, so hectic, you don't even know what's going on.

00:03:04.120 And you haven't even looked at, you know, sometimes you're so busy, you don't even look at, you know, you'll take your pulse in the evening and you died in the morning.

00:03:15.320 You didn't even know it because you just been, you just kept, you know, you were just running on fuming, but you kept going. 0.98

00:03:23.960 You're like, damn, well, you died and you run into a buddy. 0.99

00:03:27.140 He's like, oh, damn, you're, dude, you got to lay down. 1.00

00:03:31.500 You're dead, you know, you died earlier. 1.00

00:03:34.420 But that's what it's like these days.

00:03:36.000 Things get so busy that, you know, I don't know if I'm living sometimes or if I'm doing a to-do list.

00:03:43.880 And then I don't know whose to-do list it is sometimes.

00:03:53.840 I don't know if it's my own things that I want to be doing.

00:03:57.980 Is it things that I feel like people want me to be doing?

00:04:04.040 Like whose expectations am I living up to?

00:04:15.400 Or am I chasing?

00:04:18.540 Or am I trying to fulfill?

00:04:24.140 That's what I wonder sometimes.

00:04:25.880 And I can just ask myself, well, hey, who's, is this your dream you're doing?

00:04:33.620 Is this your goal you're doing?

00:04:37.360 Is this, and it can be anything, anything you're doing throughout your day or, you know,

00:04:40.700 if in your plans or in your week or something that you're a current, you know, job or undertaking,

00:04:49.600 a relationship even.

00:04:50.820 And it could be anything that you're doing or committing yourself to.

00:04:58.700 And I just ask myself sometimes, whose goal is this?

00:05:08.120 Whose expectation?

00:05:08.980 Is this mine?

00:05:10.960 Is this my parents?

00:05:16.200 Is this a God?

00:05:18.420 Is this, what am I doing?

00:05:20.820 And for whom am I doing it?

00:05:27.960 And so I think, yeah, some of the, getting some moments of time where I have to myself,

00:05:33.000 you know, I just, I need that to touch base with myself and just to look at the charts.

00:05:41.840 You know, it's like sometimes you don't look at your chart.

00:05:46.020 You don't look at your own, you don't take enough inventory of yourself and you don't,

00:05:52.560 yeah, you don't even know what's going on. 0.99

00:05:53.740 You finally look at your chart and you're like, yeah, damn. 0.53

00:05:55.740 Am I, you know, I took a wrong turn four months ago, but I just didn't even, you know, I didn't stop and look at where I've been. 0.97

00:06:05.020 Because I just think that if I keep going.

00:06:13.320 I'll get some, I'll get, I don't know.

00:06:20.860 I don't know.

00:06:21.380 I'm kind of rambling.

00:06:22.740 But sometimes these days you get so busy, you don't even, you know, by the time you look at your,

00:06:27.620 your chart, you were supposed to, you died a week ago and you're just out here, 0.99

00:06:33.920 damn ghosting, doing stuff, making wagers online and, you know, going, buying stuff at Trader Joe's and shit. 1.00

00:06:46.480 And you're supposed to be deceased. 1.00

00:06:48.260 And you're like, oh, damn, I didn't even, I was so busy, you know, living or doing that. 0.99

00:06:54.520 I didn't even realize I was damn gone. 0.99

00:06:58.180 That's how busy you can get these days. 0.92

00:07:00.240 It feels like.

00:07:04.920 Anyway, sorry if that was kind of a down, or I didn't mean to be a Debbie downer or whatever.

00:07:09.420 But I just, yeah, I think I've just been running so much.

00:07:15.000 I'm trying to get a little bit of, take some inventory of myself.

00:07:18.020 Let's see, well, what the hell, what's going on with you?

00:07:19.980 How are you? 0.59

00:07:20.600 What's up?

00:07:24.360 So, and I've been, I think I've been a little bit burnt out.

00:07:27.380 You know, I got to get a week off sometime soon.

00:07:29.540 I'm going to take a vacation.

00:07:35.660 And a vacation, that's just where, I mean, that's kind of where you tell,

00:07:43.940 that's where you tell time to kind of hold you nuts, bro.

00:07:49.360 So, yeah, let me do that.

00:07:54.360 Let me, let me think about what I've been, let me take a moment.

00:08:04.560 I feel, you know, I've been worried recently about my own ego.

00:08:09.240 I've been worried a lot about my own ego.

00:08:17.360 Just because the ego, it's such a sneaky thing.

00:08:19.620 It's like your shadow, but,

00:08:21.400 but it's on the inside of you.

00:08:30.620 And its goal is to,

00:08:32.960 is to, is to trick you to think that you're having self-confidence.

00:08:44.580 That's what I think.

00:08:47.460 Let me see.

00:08:47.880 What is it?

00:08:48.300 Ego.

00:08:52.300 A person's sense of self-esteem or self-importance.

00:08:56.660 The part of the mind that mediates between the conscious and the unconscious.

00:09:07.940 And is responsible for a sense of personal identity.

00:09:13.200 Yeah, I think I just,

00:09:14.620 I think I've just been worried about my ego a little.

00:09:19.600 You know, I think there's,

00:09:20.820 there's things have just kind of gotten busier and stuff.

00:09:23.340 And so I just, I just worry about it.

00:09:29.000 You know, I want to be, I want, I want to try and be,

00:09:33.360 you know, I can just feel it flare up here and there.

00:09:36.240 Like,

00:09:37.960 oh, why isn't this this way?

00:09:41.580 Or why, you know,

00:09:42.940 expecting things to be perfect, expecting.

00:09:46.920 And it's not like I deserve them to be perfect,

00:09:49.160 but it's still, it's an expectation that things should be.

00:09:51.980 Or things, why aren't things going smoothly?

00:09:54.640 You know, so I just,

00:09:56.160 I just want to have awareness of that.

00:10:01.060 Because that's the word, man,

00:10:02.640 if you have, if your ego is leading the drive,

00:10:04.800 then it's not even you.

00:10:07.280 That's not even,

00:10:09.000 it's you, but it's you just,

00:10:11.420 you're working for this. 1.00

00:10:15.360 You working for a damn dirty landlord, brother. 1.00

00:10:18.260 If your ego is running the show. 1.00

00:10:19.920 So, so, anyway,

00:10:22.020 that's been something that's been going on.

00:10:23.420 What else?

00:10:25.660 Yeah, I want to take a vacation.

00:10:27.680 So, I'm going to do that sometime.

00:10:29.940 And,

00:10:30.080 yeah, just still battling,

00:10:34.220 trying to stay off the vapes.

00:10:35.580 It's been a war.

00:10:37.480 I had five days at one point,

00:10:39.620 and then I seceded.

00:10:40.720 I seceded to the union or whatever.

00:10:45.900 I don't know what I seceded to,

00:10:47.100 but I gave up, 1.00

00:10:48.600 and I just damn hit that bitch, son. 1.00

00:10:51.720 And I've been on, 1.00

00:10:52.460 I've been on,

00:10:52.980 I've been on them, bro.

00:10:55.300 God, I've been on them.

00:10:57.780 Dude, you, I mean, 0.99

00:10:59.720 if you wrote damn vapes in here, dude, 0.99

00:11:03.260 inside of it, 1.00

00:11:05.940 right out,

00:11:06.300 if you wrote,

00:11:06.780 if you wrote,

00:11:07.460 if you wrote vapes in here,

00:11:09.960 on the outside of a wishing well,

00:11:12.880 and you came there at night with a flashlight

00:11:15.140 and looked down in there,

00:11:16.780 I'd be in there. 0.86

00:11:20.480 And I'd be damn just wishing for vapes. 0.91

00:11:24.360 And so, 0.65

00:11:25.800 anyway,

00:11:26.600 that's what's been going on, dude.

00:11:27.720 I just wanted to touch,

00:11:28.720 just check in

00:11:29.720 of things that have just kind of been on my mind

00:11:33.780 and heart a little bit.

00:11:35.380 And,

00:11:35.640 yeah,

00:11:37.340 we'll get into some episode, man.

00:11:38.640 It's been an exciting few weeks.

00:11:40.100 I'm sorry that I haven't gotten to be here with you guys

00:11:42.120 for one-on-one,

00:11:43.740 hanging out.

00:11:45.780 Let's get into it,

00:11:46.680 and then we'll,

00:11:47.360 and then we'll be into it.

00:11:51.040 Praise God, baby.

00:11:53.960 Gang. 0.66

00:11:57.720 A long time ago,

00:12:00.080 I was in love with a girl,

00:12:04.260 and I think I took that love a little too far.

00:12:11.660 You can see the cigarette burns on the wall,

00:12:19.040 and all the empty bottles in the hall.

00:12:23.640 If the water gets too rough,

00:12:25.220 you know who to call.

00:12:26.340 Calls you, baby.

00:12:31.500 And I can see the way he looks in your eyes.

00:12:34.660 Come on, baby. 0.97

00:12:36.260 A soul, 1.00

00:12:36.820 soul lost with his foolish lies. 1.00

00:12:39.220 Come on. 1.00

00:12:40.120 If you even have to ask,

00:12:42.120 baby,

00:12:42.380 I'm surprised.

00:12:43.340 I'm so surprised.

00:12:48.880 Sometimes you gotta leave your lover.

00:12:52.780 If you wanna learn to love again,

00:12:55.220 little black flies,

00:13:01.600 fly all around the kitchen,

00:13:06.920 little black flies.

00:13:10.300 That's him right there.

00:13:17.340 That's Eddie Ninevolt.

00:13:20.060 And he is, baby.

00:13:23.300 God, baby. 1.00

00:13:23.940 He's that damn, 1.00

00:13:24.740 he's that mulatto canary right there, baby. 1.00

00:13:28.680 Eddie Ninevolt. 0.56

00:13:29.360 He's got all the colors in his throat.

00:13:30.680 Oh, man, you down.

00:13:34.120 You beat, 0.97

00:13:34.740 I mean, you could just damn beat a 64 pack of crayons 0.98

00:13:37.320 right out of his tonsils, I bet. 0.93

00:13:40.260 He's just,

00:13:41.040 he,

00:13:42.080 God,

00:13:42.560 he's got it in him.

00:13:43.240 Eddie Ninevolt,

00:13:43.900 little black flies.

00:13:46.260 And that's what that's called right there.

00:13:47.980 And if you have a beautiful tune or something,

00:13:51.420 if you're a band that does beautiful music

00:13:53.060 and it's something new and novel,

00:13:54.280 you could send it in

00:13:55.080 to the email of the producer.

00:13:58.800 We'd like to sometimes put some new music out there.

00:14:01.940 What's been up?

00:14:03.000 What's been up with you?

00:14:05.200 What's been up with you?

00:14:07.560 You know,

00:14:07.940 if there's something going on with yourself,

00:14:09.680 if there's something you feel like you've been keeping

00:14:13.740 or haven't sharing

00:14:14.600 or something like that

00:14:15.620 or something that's been burdening you,

00:14:21.000 you know,

00:14:21.440 you can always hit the hotline.

00:14:22.640 It's 985-664-9503

00:14:26.700 and put it in there.

00:14:29.820 Put it in there,

00:14:30.520 you know,

00:14:30.740 you know,

00:14:32.000 and some of them we get to,

00:14:33.620 some of them we don't.

00:14:34.220 We listen to all of them.

00:14:35.660 May take a while,

00:14:36.880 but

00:14:37.020 sometimes it's nice to just

00:14:39.900 get something out of you,

00:14:42.780 to get something out of your chest.

00:14:46.940 I'm upstairs.

00:14:49.420 I wanted to put that on you

00:14:50.760 for everybody that came out

00:14:51.740 the past few weeks

00:14:52.820 and sat out in the balconies up there

00:14:55.540 in the John Wilkes booths,

00:14:58.120 you know,

00:14:58.360 just if anybody,

00:14:59.680 if you're up in there in that balcony,

00:15:01.000 a lot of things happen up there.

00:15:04.380 People back there doing dice,

00:15:07.240 you know,

00:15:07.820 somebody back there selling

00:15:10.200 organic ketamine,

00:15:13.780 somebody,

00:15:14.700 you know,

00:15:16.820 they'll have somebody there

00:15:18.080 that's on ketamine

00:15:19.140 and then they'll be just,

00:15:22.700 you know,

00:15:23.820 pulling dandruff off of them 0.99

00:15:24.940 and selling just organic damn ketamine 0.99

00:15:26.920 right off a dude. 0.98

00:15:27.680 They're just,

00:15:30.440 you know,

00:15:30.780 bagging up a dandruff

00:15:31.900 off of some dude

00:15:33.240 that's in a K-hole 1.00

00:15:34.140 and slanging that shit. 1.00

00:15:36.380 Bam. 1.00

00:15:38.540 Next thing you know,

00:15:39.380 somebody else is in the bathroom.

00:15:41.740 They're in there,

00:15:42.960 you know,

00:15:45.140 and they're doing,

00:15:45.960 they're doing,

00:15:46.460 you know,

00:15:48.260 dandruff and ketamine,

00:15:50.320 you know,

00:15:50.700 ketamine that's cut with dandruff.

00:15:53.220 They're like,

00:15:53.480 well,

00:15:53.600 dang,

00:15:53.980 this guy,

00:15:55.900 you know,

00:15:56.280 next thing you know,

00:15:56.820 the guy's out there 0.98

00:15:57.560 just ejaculating 1.00

00:16:00.640 outside of a damn 1.00

00:16:01.640 sports clips 0.99

00:16:04.820 or whatever

00:16:06.820 wherever you get your hair cut.

00:16:11.540 Dude,

00:16:11.920 I remember one time

00:16:12.640 when I was,

00:16:13.400 God,

00:16:15.220 I don't know,

00:16:15.700 I was probably,

00:16:18.360 well,

00:16:18.580 I was real,

00:16:19.060 we were poor,

00:16:19.840 so I don't know

00:16:20.680 if it really matters

00:16:21.320 what age you are

00:16:21.900 when you're that poor.

00:16:22.680 When you're as poor as we were,

00:16:23.840 I don't think it,

00:16:24.540 nobody,

00:16:24.960 it don't matter.

00:16:26.300 You could be two,

00:16:27.120 you could be 11,

00:16:28.760 14, 1.00

00:16:29.440 all the same shit's 1.00

00:16:31.580 happening around you. 1.00

00:16:32.280 People are smoking.

00:16:34.200 Somebody's touching

00:16:34.840 somebody illegally.

00:16:39.080 The water's gonna be shut off. 1.00

00:16:40.640 It's the same type of shit. 1.00

00:16:42.460 So, 1.00

00:16:43.520 age is really,

00:16:46.800 you know,

00:16:47.340 knowing every year

00:16:48.600 is kind of something

00:16:49.360 I think that wealthier people do.

00:16:52.680 You know?

00:16:54.100 Oh,

00:16:54.720 Weston is seven,

00:16:56.340 you know?

00:16:58.920 Meanwhile, 0.99

00:16:59.620 little fucking Ricky, 1.00

00:17:01.460 bruh, 1.00

00:17:03.580 little Ricky,

00:17:04.460 who's,

00:17:04.740 you know,

00:17:05.040 ambidextrous in his own neck

00:17:06.840 because he,

00:17:08.520 you know,

00:17:08.800 because somebody in his family

00:17:10.100 shouldn't have been making love,

00:17:11.480 bruh.

00:17:12.620 Little Ricky,

00:17:13.520 he,

00:17:13.740 he,

00:17:14.080 he,

00:17:14.340 he,

00:17:14.380 he might be three,

00:17:17.180 he might be 15,

00:17:18.380 though.

00:17:19.240 He's over there

00:17:20.000 just smoking Doral's

00:17:21.400 and chilling,

00:17:21.940 baby.

00:17:23.320 And it don't matter.

00:17:24.360 You don't know where he's coming in.

00:17:25.700 He wets the bed.

00:17:26.620 That's how he,

00:17:28.120 you know,

00:17:28.600 he'll leave me,

00:17:29.160 he'll wet the bed

00:17:29.800 and leave a message in this pit, 0.76

00:17:31.080 in the urine,

00:17:31.600 on the sheets.

00:17:32.100 I need help.

00:17:32.760 It'll say on it.

00:17:33.440 I mean,

00:17:33.660 these,

00:17:34.820 that's where I'm from.

00:17:37.700 Where the,

00:17:38.300 the,

00:17:38.580 the,

00:17:38.840 the,

00:17:39.000 the,

00:17:39.020 the desire that for, 0.99

00:17:41.160 just damn, 0.99

00:17:44.200 for, 0.99

00:17:44.620 just for,

00:17:45.180 you know,

00:17:45.440 you'll piss what you need 1.00

00:17:46.520 right into the damn bed. 1.00

00:17:47.660 Milk. 1.00

00:17:48.500 I used to piss that into the sheet.

00:17:51.460 You know,

00:17:52.100 lunch,

00:17:52.760 I'd write, 0.58

00:17:53.140 just piss. 0.99

00:17:54.120 You'd wake up 0.98

00:17:54.920 and I'd roll over

00:17:55.700 and pull back the top sheet

00:17:56.940 and I just,

00:17:57.620 just cleanly pissed. 0.99

00:18:00.660 Just damn, 1.00

00:18:01.440 just wiener calligraphy 0.99

00:18:02.640 come right out of me.

00:18:03.480 Lunch,

00:18:03.900 right on the sheet. 1.00

00:18:04.760 Damn. 1.00

00:18:06.260 So if you were a therapist, 1.00

00:18:07.080 you could have pull off that tie

00:18:08.280 every week.

00:18:09.320 You could have seen

00:18:09.960 what I needed.

00:18:11.900 Lunch,

00:18:12.920 uh,

00:18:14.300 uh,

00:18:14.920 field trip,

00:18:15.880 signature on document.

00:18:17.620 That took me,

00:18:19.020 it'd take me three nights

00:18:20.100 to urinate that

00:18:20.880 into the thing.

00:18:22.780 But mom would be gone.

00:18:24.000 I wouldn't have,

00:18:24.420 nobody would be there

00:18:25.160 to sign it for me.

00:18:25.940 So I'd just falsify it.

00:18:29.340 Hug from dad.

00:18:31.280 Piss that into the sheet,

00:18:32.340 you know.

00:18:33.440 But that's where I'm from.

00:18:34.560 Where you,

00:18:36.200 where are we talking about,

00:18:37.340 Jesus?

00:18:37.700 I don't know.

00:18:38.960 Um,

00:18:41.240 something about children.

00:18:46.420 Sorry.

00:18:46.860 Yeah,

00:18:47.000 I'm all over the place.

00:18:48.340 I'm all over the place.

00:18:49.120 That's where I am right now.

00:18:50.120 That's how I feel.

00:18:52.740 And I want to be able

00:18:53.520 to come to this show

00:18:54.300 with how I feel every week.

00:18:55.840 I feel all over the place.

00:19:01.900 And,

00:19:02.300 and I'm not complaining,

00:19:05.220 but I want,

00:19:05.860 you know,

00:19:06.180 I want to be able to,

00:19:07.360 it's sometimes interesting

00:19:08.400 because if you have some success

00:19:09.560 and people see you doing well,

00:19:11.360 then they,

00:19:11.780 you can't share

00:19:13.020 how you're feeling.

00:19:14.900 You know,

00:19:15.440 it's interesting.

00:19:18.620 Um,

00:19:19.260 but oh well,

00:19:20.940 that's not my problem.

00:19:23.020 You know,

00:19:23.800 uh,

00:19:24.240 I just want to be able

00:19:25.060 to share how I'm feeling

00:19:26.300 no matter what.

00:19:28.420 And,

00:19:29.020 uh,

00:19:29.960 yeah.

00:19:31.680 But I'm not trying

00:19:32.500 to get into self-pity.

00:19:33.460 I'm not feeling sorry

00:19:34.180 for myself.

00:19:35.080 Um, 1.00

00:19:35.720 damn, 0.99

00:19:35.960 what was I talking about? 0.99

00:19:37.020 Um,

00:19:41.780 when I was growing up.

00:19:44.900 Oh,

00:19:45.800 so my mother one time

00:19:47.480 took me to get a,

00:19:48.600 uh,

00:19:49.500 haircut.

00:19:52.860 And,

00:19:53.620 she took me to get a haircut

00:19:55.980 and this lady named Miss, 1.00

00:19:57.360 I think her name was Miss Bobby.

00:20:00.320 Miss Billy,

00:20:00.900 Miss Bobby.

00:20:01.640 She had a male name.

00:20:04.380 You know,

00:20:05.060 and I think her,

00:20:05.700 they wanted her to be a man.

00:20:09.100 I mean,

00:20:09.720 they had,

00:20:10.180 I remember she

00:20:10.940 pictures of her.

00:20:12.300 She was,

00:20:12.680 when I met her,

00:20:13.440 she was probably 90

00:20:14.420 or 89.

00:20:15.880 She might've been 89. 0.97

00:20:18.420 But,

00:20:18.900 she,

00:20:19.920 um,

00:20:20.480 and she was a barber. 1.00

00:20:22.140 You know,

00:20:22.660 or she,

00:20:23.000 at least,

00:20:23.440 she owned the barber clothing. 0.75

00:20:25.660 And in our,

00:20:26.060 and where I'm from,

00:20:26.740 that was,

00:20:27.280 if you won't,

00:20:27.880 if you had the outfit,

00:20:28.940 bro,

00:20:29.140 that was it.

00:20:30.680 You didn't need a diploma.

00:20:33.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:34.560 If you,

00:20:35.420 where I'm from,

00:20:36.140 if you had a,

00:20:36.700 if you had overalls,

00:20:38.100 you had a,

00:20:38.640 you farmed.

00:20:40.320 You know,

00:20:40.740 you might live,

00:20:41.480 you might live in an apartment,

00:20:42.560 but you got,

00:20:44.200 uh,

00:20:44.620 you know,

00:20:44.960 three corn bushes out front.

00:20:46.700 And you doing corn once a year.

00:20:50.480 You know,

00:20:51.320 um,

00:20:52.300 you could have like,

00:20:54.840 in my,

00:20:55.360 if you owned a name tag,

00:20:56.840 you just,

00:20:57.320 and it said your name on it, 0.99

00:20:58.320 you walk in any damn Shoney's 0.99

00:20:59.900 and just start working. 0.99

00:21:01.480 It didn't matter.

00:21:02.520 It,

00:21:02.700 you wasn't on staff.

00:21:03.820 It didn't matter.

00:21:06.200 You raw, 1.00

00:21:06.880 you walk in that bitch, 1.00

00:21:07.980 you write on there, 1.00

00:21:08.700 Ricky's daddy or whatever on the time card.

00:21:11.680 You clock in as long as you had a name tag,

00:21:14.240 then you were bam,

00:21:15.180 qualified,

00:21:15.920 baby.

00:21:17.600 That's where I'm from.

00:21:20.440 And,

00:21:20.920 uh,

00:21:22.340 yeah,

00:21:22.540 I'm from three East McGee street,

00:21:24.380 baby.

00:21:24.640 Covington,

00:21:25.040 Louisiana.

00:21:28.560 Well, 1.00

00:21:28.960 we burn shit in the ditches, 1.00

00:21:30.440 baby. 1.00

00:21:30.680 That's what we did over there.

00:21:32.040 We want to know who I am.

00:21:34.820 That's who I am.

00:21:36.940 Or we go out there and do,

00:21:39.100 uh,

00:21:39.620 we do,

00:21:41.380 you know,

00:21:41.620 we,

00:21:41.820 we get a little water on us or something and

00:21:44.520 we'd run and jump back and forth through the

00:21:47.740 smoke.

00:21:48.280 If people were burning trash,

00:21:49.460 we jumped through the smoke back and forth.

00:21:53.060 Just,

00:21:53.540 you know,

00:21:53.700 kind of just this smoky little double Dutch where 1.00

00:21:56.160 you just jumping from side to side to your

00:21:58.280 whole body. 0.97

00:21:58.920 You were black. 1.00

00:21:59.420 We just beat, 0.98

00:22:02.260 I mean,

00:22:02.480 we'd be down. 0.84

00:22:03.560 We had black face, 0.99

00:22:05.020 black body, 0.99

00:22:05.800 black neck. 0.99

00:22:07.960 I mean, 0.99

00:22:08.680 black.

00:22:09.120 I'd even, 1.00

00:22:10.320 if you were naked, 0.99

00:22:11.280 that wiener get a little black. 0.92

00:22:12.620 That was not that far.

00:22:13.500 It kind of,

00:22:13.780 that was,

00:22:14.160 you know,

00:22:14.640 you had to,

00:22:15.120 you know,

00:22:15.320 you enjoy that.

00:22:17.140 Now we be down.

00:22:18.060 I mean,

00:22:18.260 I mean,

00:22:18.700 the cops,

00:22:19.240 which that's how,

00:22:19.780 but we got dark. 1.00

00:22:20.860 We jumped through that smoke all the damn cops 1.00

00:22:23.240 would show up. 1.00

00:22:25.340 And,

00:22:25.860 uh,

00:22:26.580 but that's where I'm from.

00:22:29.500 Baby,

00:22:29.660 that's where I'm from.

00:22:30.860 Um,

00:22:32.460 and maybe I'll have to take my address out there so

00:22:34.460 people don't go over there to those people's home.

00:22:36.900 But,

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00:24:46.740 what's going on with you guys?

00:24:48.000 I'm sorry for talking about myself so much.

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00:24:57.400 Um,

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00:25:00.940 Um,

00:25:02.420 yeah,

00:25:03.040 but miss, 0.98

00:25:03.460 uh,

00:25:03.860 Bobby,

00:25:04.300 I think her name was miss Bobby.

00:25:05.240 So she was a haircutter or she had the uniform. 1.00

00:25:09.440 So at one point,

00:25:11.660 uh,

00:25:14.120 the bus driver originally cut our hair and he drove bus one.

00:25:22.020 Uh,

00:25:22.460 Mr.

00:25:22.780 Ray was his name and he pulled the bus over,

00:25:24.800 uh,

00:25:25.740 once every couple of weeks and he cut everybody on that bit.

00:25:29.880 Everybody got the same cut on that bit share body. 0.97

00:25:33.580 So,

00:25:34.140 but something happened to him.

00:25:37.740 Something happened to him.

00:25:38.940 I think he,

00:25:40.180 I don't remember.

00:25:41.080 I think he might've been changing a tire and got hit by a vehicle or something,

00:25:44.280 you know,

00:25:45.780 natural causes or whatever,

00:25:47.280 you know,

00:25:47.740 whatever natural causes were back then.

00:25:51.220 Um,

00:25:52.660 something happened to Mr.

00:25:53.680 Ray.

00:25:53.960 And so we had to go to miss Bobby or miss Billy.

00:25:56.280 I can't remember her name,

00:25:57.060 Bobby or Billy.

00:25:58.380 And they wanted her to be a man.

00:25:59.920 You could tell you sold pictures of her.

00:26:01.640 They'd always,

00:26:02.180 her daddy had dressed her up like a man when she was a kid.

00:26:05.580 And they brought even,

00:26:07.260 you know,

00:26:07.800 you'd see somebody write man,

00:26:09.560 man in here on her back. 1.00

00:26:12.860 You know,

00:26:13.400 somebody would write that on her back and,

00:26:15.380 you know,

00:26:15.480 she'd have a picture of her in college and somebody written man in, 0.70

00:26:18.940 in here on her back.

00:26:19.960 I think that that might've been the original trans was somebody just writing,

00:26:23.860 you know,

00:26:25.300 man in here,

00:26:26.820 man in here on her back. 1.00

00:26:30.640 Uh,

00:26:32.240 and we got it.

00:26:33.120 Everybody got the point.

00:26:34.360 You didn't have to get the section.

00:26:35.880 You have to do all of that.

00:26:37.540 So it really saves a lot of money,

00:26:39.260 which I think that's nice.

00:26:42.440 You write man in here on each arm.

00:26:44.080 You show that to me.

00:26:44.940 When I roll up,

00:26:45.800 I get it.

00:26:47.240 All right,

00:26:47.780 Bridget,

00:26:48.200 I'll call you Bradley.

00:26:49.180 I get it.

00:26:50.040 Boom.

00:26:50.440 That's it.

00:26:50.940 We don't need,

00:26:51.920 you know,

00:26:52.960 we,

00:26:53.140 we don't need a lot of other insanity around it.

00:26:56.500 If you trans and out, 1.00

00:26:57.840 we've all,

00:26:58.360 everybody, 1.00

00:26:58.900 damn. 1.00

00:27:00.220 Sometimes I feel like a little bitch. 1.00

00:27:02.100 You feel me? 1.00

00:27:04.440 Sometimes I feel like three tenths of a bitch. 0.99

00:27:10.960 You know, 0.99

00:27:11.960 and I kind of see what I,

00:27:13.140 you know,

00:27:14.200 I'll let it pass or something.

00:27:15.760 I remember.

00:27:18.140 I don't know.

00:27:18.820 I guess I don't have a lot in.

00:27:19.980 I've,

00:27:20.240 I never put on panties or nothing,

00:27:21.840 but anyway,

00:27:24.920 so let me get through the story.

00:27:25.780 So she was the hair cutter and I was over there one time and my mom would drop me off.

00:27:30.920 Cause that old lady, 1.00

00:27:31.600 she was real chatty.

00:27:32.460 She'd talk to me. 0.99

00:27:33.440 She'd damn, 0.99

00:27:34.680 she talked to you by the time she got done talking to you, 0.99

00:27:36.920 you,

00:27:37.180 you know,

00:27:38.200 it was,

00:27:39.100 she was 91.

00:27:41.020 If she's 90,

00:27:41.620 she,

00:27:41.840 it was just like,

00:27:42.540 dang,

00:27:43.140 man.

00:27:44.740 So she kept talking and so mom would drop me off there.

00:27:48.640 Mom would drop me off there.

00:27:50.680 And,

00:27:51.180 uh,

00:27:51.880 and I get the cut.

00:27:53.420 I get that trim.

00:27:54.200 But one time I was in there,

00:27:55.080 she had a stroke,

00:27:55.840 right?

00:27:57.180 And she's laying on the ground with the scissors,

00:27:59.640 you know,

00:27:59.980 and I'd never been around somebody that had a stroke.

00:28:02.380 I didn't know what it was.

00:28:04.680 And so I just sat there,

00:28:06.400 man.

00:28:07.980 You know,

00:28:08.520 I feel bad about it.

00:28:09.520 I was well behaved,

00:28:10.460 but I sat there for probably,

00:28:11.820 15 minutes.

00:28:17.060 And I thought she was just being real quiet or something,

00:28:19.860 or I don't know what I thought.

00:28:23.300 Maybe she was doing hide and go seek,

00:28:25.920 but she just forgot to hide and thought she was hiding or something.

00:28:30.760 I don't know what I thought at that age,

00:28:32.160 but I remember just being in that room and it was quiet as could be.

00:28:35.280 And then,

00:28:39.960 uh,

00:28:40.320 her son came or something.

00:28:42.600 And he's like,

00:28:43.180 what the hell happened in here? 0.99

00:28:44.420 And he called me a f***. 0.99

00:28:45.460 And, 0.99

00:28:50.700 uh,

00:28:51.280 anyway,

00:28:53.880 what else,

00:28:54.840 man?

00:28:54.940 Sorry,

00:28:55.200 I'm just going off on it.

00:28:56.440 That's where I'm at.

00:28:57.260 I'm all over the place.

00:28:58.820 Um,

00:28:59.480 I just got back from,

00:29:01.260 uh,

00:29:02.340 I just got back from Medford,

00:29:08.840 Massachusetts over there at the casino ballroom.

00:29:13.140 Um,

00:29:13.820 and that was an interesting venue for comedy.

00:29:16.900 I,

00:29:17.160 I,

00:29:17.780 uh,

00:29:18.020 I appreciate everybody that came out.

00:29:19.960 The setup of it isn't ideal for comedy,

00:29:22.500 uh,

00:29:23.460 but a nice staff over there,

00:29:25.600 beautiful.

00:29:27.040 Um,

00:29:27.360 and a lot of beautiful people that came out and God,

00:29:30.420 it was freezing and was,

00:29:31.800 it was bizarre and freezing over there.

00:29:34.580 And,

00:29:35.080 um,

00:29:36.920 and yeah,

00:29:37.480 next time we'll try to find a venue that's a little more suited for comedy.

00:29:39.960 It's a,

00:29:40.440 I think for rock and roll or for,

00:29:42.980 um,

00:29:43.600 you know,

00:29:44.220 if you're going to see like a little peep,

00:29:45.920 uh,

00:29:47.380 reenactment or,

00:29:49.380 you know,

00:29:49.540 if Disney does like little people on ice or whatever,

00:29:51.800 then I think it's great.

00:29:53.680 But I think for comedy,

00:29:55.040 for me,

00:29:55.480 it was tough.

00:29:56.020 Cause I like everybody to be able to see me in the front.

00:30:00.840 And this was,

00:30:01.780 uh,

00:30:01.840 it came around the sides a little bit.

00:30:03.480 So,

00:30:03.880 um,

00:30:05.200 but I was thinking about that.

00:30:06.460 I was like,

00:30:06.860 how do I,

00:30:07.900 the second night I was like,

00:30:09.000 how do I,

00:30:09.420 just adjust the show so everybody can see perfectly.

00:30:12.660 And,

00:30:13.140 uh,

00:30:14.040 anyway,

00:30:14.440 we did our best.

00:30:15.540 And I just want to thank everybody who came out there,

00:30:17.700 um,

00:30:18.600 who came out in Houston,

00:30:19.740 who came out previously before that in Boston,

00:30:23.340 um,

00:30:25.400 down there in Corpus Christi.

00:30:28.660 Um,

00:30:29.960 yeah,

00:30:30.220 it's just been a lot of places.

00:30:31.680 I didn't get to do as many,

00:30:33.180 uh,

00:30:33.680 pop outs into the lobby to thank people.

00:30:36.800 We tried some this weekend.

00:30:38.420 The lobbies were small.

00:30:40.660 Um,

00:30:41.200 in Houston,

00:30:42.360 we did one night or two nights.

00:30:44.260 We came out and it was just,

00:30:45.500 uh,

00:30:46.440 pretty chaotic.

00:30:48.720 So,

00:30:49.080 um,

00:30:51.020 we'll just try on our best,

00:30:52.160 you know,

00:30:52.340 I'll try my best to pop out there afterwards for people that are,

00:30:55.660 uh,

00:30:56.040 kind of hanging around.

00:30:57.660 And,

00:30:58.160 um,

00:30:58.600 but I just want to let you know that because some people would send me a DM

00:31:02.260 and be like,

00:31:02.600 I,

00:31:02.780 you know,

00:31:03.040 I didn't,

00:31:03.600 and be like,

00:31:04.020 we came out.

00:31:05.060 You just,

00:31:05.640 you know,

00:31:06.200 we,

00:31:06.560 we don't,

00:31:07.600 you had already been gone by the time we got out there.

00:31:10.140 Sometimes we didn't get to do it.

00:31:11.320 Um,

00:31:12.800 but we try.

00:31:13.680 And I just want to let you know that I think about that.

00:31:17.040 Um,

00:31:17.600 what else?

00:31:20.440 Oh,

00:31:20.960 uh,

00:31:21.960 Billy Conforto's brother came out and his name is Chuck.

00:31:26.720 Chuck Mince named after the candy,

00:31:30.140 I think,

00:31:30.580 but they spell it different.

00:31:33.820 They spell it different.

00:31:35.180 and everybody,

00:31:38.400 a lot of you guys know Billy Conforto and you remember him and man,

00:31:44.220 he was,

00:31:44.940 you know,

00:31:46.320 Billy was the first, 0.97

00:31:47.840 he was a homosexual, 0.99

00:31:50.600 um, 0.75

00:31:52.400 kind of,

00:31:55.260 uh,

00:31:56.300 prize fighter slash bus boy.

00:32:01.960 That was a lot of,

00:32:03.060 you know,

00:32:03.200 I would say those were his domains really.

00:32:05.360 And he would,

00:32:06.540 you know, 0.98

00:32:08.260 he'd damn, 0.98

00:32:09.020 you know, 0.98

00:32:10.620 he'd hand job a male waiter and he'd have, 0.97

00:32:13.200 but at the same,

00:32:13.860 but the other hand,

00:32:14.520 he'd be,

00:32:14.920 you know,

00:32:15.860 cleaning up a four top.

00:32:17.980 So he'd be polishing off a,

00:32:19.860 a,

00:32:20.260 a one top and a four.

00:32:22.460 He'd be,

00:32:23.260 you know,

00:32:24.320 he could do a bottom and a four top at the same time.

00:32:27.100 That's who he was.

00:32:29.520 And,

00:32:30.060 and when I met him,

00:32:32.080 he,

00:32:32.360 we were working at like,

00:32:33.140 a fine dining type of place,

00:32:34.980 but nobody ever came in there.

00:32:37.020 So we were just

00:32:38.400 doing whippets mostly.

00:32:44.180 And we did so many whippets one time. 0.94

00:32:46.040 He's just told me that he was gay.

00:32:47.580 And I think that that,

00:32:48.800 and that was the first gay human I'd ever met.

00:32:54.000 And,

00:32:54.480 uh,

00:32:54.600 anyway,

00:32:54.800 he and I became good friends over the years and,

00:32:57.180 and he would sell,

00:32:58.580 uh,

00:32:58.920 he sold,

00:32:59.740 he sold a lot of good weed.

00:33:02.780 I think it was good.

00:33:03.880 Now I'll say this.

00:33:07.300 He had,

00:33:08.380 Billy,

00:33:08.740 uh,

00:33:09.120 also had

00:33:10.140 a lot of attack animals.

00:33:13.900 He had attack animals.

00:33:15.340 And if you don't know what that is,

00:33:17.660 go up to an animal and,

00:33:21.800 and if you get attacked,

00:33:27.440 then now,

00:33:29.860 you know,

00:33:30.260 so he had,

00:33:33.380 he had a lot of pit bulls and he would train them.

00:33:36.360 I mean,

00:33:36.580 these things were,

00:33:38.400 he'd be like,

00:33:39.140 Oh,

00:33:39.260 it's the nicest dog deal,

00:33:40.620 bro.

00:33:40.840 It's the nicest dog.

00:33:41.960 And then you go pet it and it would, 0.99

00:33:44.160 it would fucking rearrange your fingers on your hand. 0.98

00:33:47.920 So he would get you, 0.99

00:33:49.000 you get,

00:33:49.320 you,

00:33:49.560 you get high with him.

00:33:50.700 And then the dog would be so scary that I would be,

00:33:53.960 I'd be on the furniture.

00:33:55.740 I'd be hanging from the ceiling fan.

00:34:00.220 So I think a lot of people,

00:34:02.240 they would see that.

00:34:04.200 They'd be like, 1.00

00:34:04.460 damn, 0.99

00:34:04.660 that's the best weed in the world. 1.00

00:34:05.880 This dude's hanging on,

00:34:06.860 you know,

00:34:08.040 this dude's doing interior design in the house.

00:34:10.980 He's,

00:34:11.420 you know,

00:34:12.380 he's living in one of the dresser drawers. 1.00

00:34:14.560 This guy's fucked up. 0.99

00:34:16.300 That must be the gas weed, 1.00

00:34:18.420 right?

00:34:19.480 So anyway,

00:34:20.620 but the truth was he had a dangerous animals.

00:34:22.600 And if you bring an attack animal with you and you get somebody high,

00:34:25.840 even on skunk weed, 1.00

00:34:27.240 then suddenly your shit is the greatest shit they have. 1.00

00:34:32.040 Because if somebody sees, 1.00

00:34:33.600 you know,

00:34:33.960 somebody take a couple of puffs of your stuff,

00:34:35.880 and then they run across the field yelling,

00:34:38.660 help me.

00:34:40.840 They're going to be like, 1.00

00:34:41.740 damn, 1.00

00:34:42.020 that's killer weed. 1.00

00:34:42.860 But really,

00:34:45.200 that's just killer.

00:34:46.740 And he's a, 0.97

00:34:47.380 you know,

00:34:47.760 four-year-old American pit bull rescue.

00:34:52.640 So,

00:34:54.040 but his brother came out,

00:34:55.920 man,

00:34:56.120 and that was beautiful to get to spend time with him.

00:34:58.060 That was in Baton Rouge.

00:34:58.960 I don't think I mentioned that.

00:35:01.080 And he brought his,

00:35:02.080 Billy Conforto's niece and nephew.

00:35:07.600 And it was good to see that their births weren't affected by drugs or anything.

00:35:13.300 You know,

00:35:13.660 they were two able-bodied children and,

00:35:15.860 mentally able.

00:35:20.080 And very kind.

00:35:22.920 And,

00:35:23.400 it was just great,

00:35:24.780 man.

00:35:25.060 It was great.

00:35:25.660 It was like I was there with Billy for a minute.

00:35:27.560 You know,

00:35:27.900 it was,

00:35:28.860 it was pretty special.

00:35:32.480 And,

00:35:33.240 what else?

00:35:34.220 We reached out over there to do a special plaque or something for him in,

00:35:38.180 in Louisiana.

00:35:39.440 And so far,

00:35:40.580 the places that we've reached out there over there in Mandeville,

00:35:43.060 we've have gotten denied so far.

00:35:45.180 So,

00:35:45.540 we're still seeing what we can do.

00:35:47.760 We want to do something a little bit like nicer.

00:35:51.360 Something,

00:35:52.460 you know,

00:35:53.300 you can't just do it.

00:35:54.200 If you call any place,

00:35:55.220 they say,

00:35:55.600 oh,

00:35:55.660 you can do it.

00:35:57.080 Or you,

00:35:57.680 you know,

00:35:58.460 everybody can't call and put up a,

00:36:00.320 you know,

00:36:03.480 a peach tree.

00:36:04.840 For,

00:36:05.300 you know,

00:36:05.980 somebody.

00:36:06.640 For Boo Radley or whoever died.

00:36:09.460 Because,

00:36:09.900 it would be all trees.

00:36:11.040 So,

00:36:11.320 you have to do something different.

00:36:12.700 So,

00:36:12.860 I don't know.

00:36:13.120 We'll figure it out.

00:36:14.260 But,

00:36:14.600 I just wanted to let everybody know.

00:36:15.720 And,

00:36:15.820 on the YouTubes,

00:36:16.500 we got pictures of his family that came out.

00:36:21.600 What else?

00:36:22.080 I'm going to have a sip of water right now.

00:36:24.520 I'm going to take a moment for myself and have a sip of water.

00:36:26.640 I'm going to take a moment for myself and have a sip of water.

00:36:33.460 I'm going to take a moment for myself and have a sip of water.

00:36:34.020 Praise God,

00:36:34.740 baby.

00:36:35.960 I'm upstairs.

00:36:37.020 What else,

00:36:43.900 man?

00:36:44.380 I went on a little coffee date yesterday.

00:36:47.400 I met up with a gal. 0.97

00:36:49.780 And,

00:36:50.420 we had a little coffee.

00:36:53.280 And,

00:36:53.400 she showed up.

00:36:54.000 I think she was on some type of,

00:36:56.120 she seemed like she was on a,

00:37:00.440 stimulants.

00:37:05.800 I'll say that. 1.00

00:37:08.680 I think she was on damn stimulants, 1.00

00:37:10.660 bro. 1.00

00:37:13.400 Because,

00:37:13.980 I was,

00:37:14.540 she was like,

00:37:18.020 trying to listen fast.

00:37:19.100 You ever talk to somebody and they just keep getting closer to you,

00:37:21.700 bro?

00:37:21.900 Like,

00:37:22.100 they just,

00:37:22.620 like,

00:37:25.280 they just,

00:37:26.820 like,

00:37:28.280 they're not going to hear your next word. 1.00

00:37:29.740 They're going to try and fuck it, 1.00

00:37:30.960 you know? 1.00

00:37:33.340 Like,

00:37:33.800 they just like,

00:37:34.580 boy,

00:37:34.820 you put that word out here. 1.00

00:37:36.120 I'm going to fuck that thing. 1.00

00:37:38.340 Like that. 1.00

00:37:39.040 She would just seem like real stimulated.

00:37:42.640 So, 1.00

00:37:43.060 I think she was on some damn stimulants, 1.00

00:37:44.780 man. 1.00

00:37:44.940 So,

00:37:46.220 I just ordered a salad and chatted with her for maybe 27 minutes.

00:37:53.500 Then we took a little walk around on the sun,

00:37:55.860 went in the sun.

00:37:58.660 Because I like staying in the sun when I walk.

00:38:02.580 And,

00:38:03.020 and then that was it.

00:38:05.200 Went our separate ways.

00:38:06.580 Oh,

00:38:09.160 man.

00:38:10.620 I long for the days when I could,

00:38:12.620 whenever everything felt,

00:38:14.540 uh,

00:38:16.100 normal,

00:38:16.640 when everything felt a little bit more categorized inside of me.

00:38:20.980 And specifically in my brain.

00:38:22.580 And so,

00:38:22.960 that's where I started noticing for myself,

00:38:24.780 I got to slow things down a little bit and give things a little bit of an opportunity.

00:38:28.600 Um,

00:38:29.640 but I got Zach here.

00:38:31.200 Zach's going to help me with the news today.

00:38:34.080 Uh,

00:38:34.680 producer Zach,

00:38:35.720 how are we?

00:38:36.800 I'm good.

00:38:37.360 I need one second,

00:38:38.400 but I'm good.

00:38:39.240 Okay.

00:38:39.780 Hold on.

00:38:40.140 Give me a second.

00:38:40.640 No,

00:38:40.800 take a moment for yourself,

00:38:41.900 man.

00:38:42.780 That's what we're talking about today.

00:38:45.420 But cut that audio off if you don't mind.

00:38:47.760 So we can have our moment too,

00:38:49.900 while you're having your moment.

00:38:52.520 You know,

00:38:53.080 silence,

00:38:53.740 that's,

00:38:53.840 that's going to become part of a premium. 0.99

00:38:55.240 I noticed that you go a place now and there's 17 screens going and there's a damn violin. 0.99

00:39:03.760 And there's, 0.99

00:39:04.280 uh,

00:39:05.300 somebody playing,

00:39:06.580 uh,

00:39:07.240 somebody playing a machine gun.

00:39:10.600 And there's all kinds of stuff.

00:39:12.720 Um,

00:39:14.300 you know,

00:39:16.220 it's hard to get a little piece these days.

00:39:20.500 And that's one thing that was nice up there in New Hampshire.

00:39:22.880 One thing that was nice was,

00:39:24.460 um,

00:39:25.240 the Wentworth hotel.

00:39:29.800 And man,

00:39:31.300 if you could bring that,

00:39:32.340 bring that up,

00:39:33.040 Zachy.

00:39:36.300 This place is,

00:39:37.880 and I think a lot of people go there for the summertime,

00:39:40.860 but let me tell you,

00:39:42.920 you want a good night.

00:39:43.840 You want us some peace and quiet.

00:39:46.620 You want some,

00:39:47.740 you want quiet and quiet.

00:39:49.360 Peace is like a little louder than quiet,

00:39:52.920 right?

00:39:54.560 You want quiet and quiet.

00:39:58.760 That's it.

00:40:00.340 Wentworth hotel.

00:40:01.220 Can you see it?

00:40:03.420 Here we go.

00:40:04.620 There we go.

00:40:05.220 Take a gander at it.

00:40:06.360 Now I'll say this.

00:40:09.200 It's a little pricey.

00:40:10.100 It's not crazy though,

00:40:11.520 but it's a little pricey.

00:40:14.620 Um,

00:40:15.400 but I think it's the kind of place where you're investing in what you get on your return.

00:40:20.080 I,

00:40:20.600 I felt fortunate that we could stay there and I really,

00:40:23.660 really liked it.

00:40:24.740 Uh,

00:40:25.320 but it's quite,

00:40:26.320 I mean,

00:40:26.480 they don't even,

00:40:29.240 um,

00:40:30.700 it's quiet.

00:40:32.780 Let's just think of something.

00:40:33.760 Think of something real quiet,

00:40:34.840 Zach.

00:40:35.160 What is it?

00:40:35.680 Like a,

00:40:40.740 uh,

00:40:43.080 like did you ever have a computer in your room and you're like going to sleep at night

00:40:45.460 and the computer's running?

00:40:46.860 Yeah.

00:40:47.940 Like a little fan.

00:40:49.780 Like a fan in the computer,

00:40:51.320 you mean?

00:40:51.760 Yeah.

00:40:51.980 Like a fan running the computer.

00:40:53.320 Yeah.

00:40:53.500 Or like,

00:40:53.700 uh,

00:40:54.980 yeah,

00:40:55.780 that's,

00:40:56.120 that's not that quiet.

00:40:57.040 Is that quiet or not quiet?

00:40:58.440 You think you want to go quieter than that?

00:41:01.980 Yeah.

00:41:02.440 Yeah.

00:41:03.140 Like what is as quiet as something can be?

00:41:05.680 What's the quietest you ever been?

00:41:09.660 Be honest.

00:41:12.700 When I was,

00:41:13.280 I went to my friend John's house one time when I was a kid and he wasn't there 0.99

00:41:16.620 and his parents were fucking. 0.98

00:41:19.500 So I just, 1.00

00:41:20.480 uh,

00:41:21.160 I listened for a little bit and then I,

00:41:25.420 I got out of there.

00:41:27.880 Wow.

00:41:28.820 What made you get out?

00:41:30.100 Was it a certain,

00:41:31.100 did something,

00:41:31.640 was there a certain,

00:41:32.540 did they shift gears or something?

00:41:34.620 Did something,

00:41:35.020 was there a part where you're like,

00:41:36.360 okay,

00:41:36.620 this is too much because yeah,

00:41:38.140 that's real quiet.

00:41:38.940 When you're trying to be so quiet that you are.

00:41:42.980 Yeah.

00:41:43.400 If you're listening to somebody else,

00:41:44.920 mate or fight,

00:41:47.200 if you're listening to like putting your ear to the wall,

00:41:51.460 like your original reality television was putting your ear to the wall,

00:41:54.200 right?

00:41:54.900 Before they had all the shows,

00:41:56.620 it was peeping,

00:41:57.500 timing,

00:41:58.240 or putting your ear to the wall.

00:42:00.880 And there'd be no,

00:42:02.720 you'd,

00:42:03.000 yeah,

00:42:03.320 you would stop.

00:42:04.300 I remember literally,

00:42:05.240 I would squeeze my ribs like this to keep my heart from even making that sound that it makes.

00:42:11.140 So I could,

00:42:13.000 I didn't want to miss one moment.

00:42:14.840 I didn't want that commercial break of my heartbeat to interrupt the,

00:42:18.480 just the pristine,

00:42:20.500 pure reality television. 0.52

00:42:23.140 I was getting by listening to my neighbors fight or have sex or both.

00:42:28.720 I remember one time people were definitely,

00:42:32.060 somebody kept punching somebody and then you could hear them just, 1.00

00:42:35.140 just damn ejaculate. 1.00

00:42:39.300 So what was it? 1.00

00:42:45.360 What do you mean?

00:42:46.620 What were you saying?

00:42:47.500 You said,

00:42:47.880 oh,

00:42:48.020 and so what caused you to leave?

00:42:49.760 Oh,

00:42:50.080 I just,

00:42:50.680 you know,

00:42:52.500 they were,

00:42:52.880 they were kind of going at it and it was like my best friend.

00:42:56.720 Yeah.

00:42:57.340 And if I'm being,

00:42:59.280 it's being honest,

00:43:00.080 his mom was hot and that was kind of a factor in it too. 1.00

00:43:04.000 But I mean,

00:43:05.760 you know how that like you,

00:43:06.680 I felt like I couldn't,

00:43:07.820 it felt like illegal to be there.

00:43:09.840 Yeah.

00:43:11.060 Oh,

00:43:11.480 it's hard to,

00:43:12.200 it's,

00:43:12.460 there's definitely,

00:43:13.640 um,

00:43:14.880 it's hard to listen to somebody you care about mom getting plugged up by

00:43:21.560 somebody.

00:43:23.480 Thank you.

00:43:24.300 Yeah.

00:43:24.580 I appreciate that,

00:43:25.220 man.

00:43:25.400 But yeah,

00:43:25.840 there were,

00:43:26.300 oh,

00:43:26.440 I remember God,

00:43:28.080 the neighbor woman.

00:43:29.140 If I got in the neighbor woman's hamper, 1.00

00:43:30.560 I'd damn, 0.98

00:43:31.920 I remember just, 0.98

00:43:33.860 I would just stay in there,

00:43:35.860 dude.

00:43:36.160 And just smell all her clothes.

00:43:39.320 And I remember just wishing that she was my mom.

00:43:45.760 I remember that.

00:43:47.760 What else?

00:43:48.300 We got the news hit us with some of it,

00:43:49.760 Zach.

00:43:50.140 We got to get to some calls.

00:43:51.280 A lot of calls have come into the hotline.

00:43:53.500 985-664-9503.

00:43:58.540 Some we saw,

00:43:59.780 um,

00:44:00.360 Pentagon did a new study and it says 77% of Americans are too fat, 0.95

00:44:04.800 mentally ill or on drugs to join the military. 0.52

00:44:08.440 Well, 0.97

00:44:08.580 come.

00:44:09.800 Well,

00:44:10.240 let me see about this.

00:44:11.220 77% of young Americans go,

00:44:12.840 go,

00:44:13.040 go to the information here.

00:44:15.400 And what do they say in there?

00:44:17.520 Uh,

00:44:18.000 Pentagon study revealed that 77% of young Americans do not qualify for

00:44:21.440 military service without a waiver due to being overweight.

00:44:24.760 So they're not good out of the gate.

00:44:26.060 They would have to make an exception,

00:44:27.640 right?

00:44:27.980 Okay.

00:44:28.900 Um,

00:44:29.460 over the overweight.

00:44:30.400 What else?

00:44:32.020 Drug use,

00:44:32.920 drug and alcohol abuse is 8%.

00:44:34.520 Uh,

00:44:35.900 medical,

00:44:36.440 physical health,

00:44:37.000 7% of it.

00:44:38.420 These are the percentage of people who didn't get in.

00:44:40.580 And mostly though it's overweight.

00:44:43.300 Okay.

00:44:43.780 And that's between the ages of,

00:44:46.520 let's give real information here,

00:44:47.660 please go back down.

00:44:49.180 That's between the ages of 17 and 24.

00:44:53.940 Okay.

00:44:55.640 Several key findings go on more,

00:44:57.680 please.

00:44:58.060 Several key findings were noted in the summary of the report.

00:44:59.960 For example,

00:45:00.460 most ineligible youth,

00:45:02.060 44% are disqualified for multiple reasons rather than in only one area.

00:45:07.260 Would you have any of these you think?

00:45:08.840 Uh,

00:45:10.860 Zach.

00:45:11.680 Yeah,

00:45:11.980 I think,

00:45:12.560 I don't think I'd make the weight cut.

00:45:14.160 What is their weight cut?

00:45:15.180 Do you know it?

00:45:17.880 I don't know what the number is,

00:45:19.240 but I,

00:45:19.560 I don't think,

00:45:20.540 I don't think I'm there,

00:45:21.780 dog.

00:45:22.880 And that's okay,

00:45:23.660 man.

00:45:23.960 And any of the other ones?

00:45:25.020 Cause it says with one,

00:45:26.040 you could probably get a waiver.

00:45:28.160 Well,

00:45:28.480 I could get a waiver for the overweight and then I can lie about the mental.

00:45:34.100 Like if there are any,

00:45:35.040 you can just kind of lie about all that stuff.

00:45:36.860 That's true.

00:45:37.460 Huh?

00:45:37.840 Yeah.

00:45:38.060 The weight,

00:45:38.400 you can't lie about it,

00:45:39.360 you know?

00:45:39.880 So if you can just get a waiver for that,

00:45:41.200 then what's the problem?

00:45:42.400 Yeah.

00:45:44.360 Yeah.

00:45:44.680 It's weird that you can't really dress in black enough to look like you're not on Lexapro or something.

00:45:51.720 You know?

00:45:52.420 Yeah.

00:45:52.640 Um,

00:45:54.360 but okay.

00:45:56.340 So the weight would keep you out and you would be able to lie about the,

00:45:59.460 yeah,

00:46:00.400 I lie about the other stuff.

00:46:01.320 Then we're good.

00:46:02.440 Yeah.

00:46:02.780 And that's our military.

00:46:04.260 And I could get in shape.

00:46:05.540 I feel like it's,

00:46:06.320 you know,

00:46:06.700 like,

00:46:07.000 couldn't they get us in shape?

00:46:10.760 Maybe so.

00:46:12.140 So that's the news.

00:46:12.980 The largest increase.

00:46:13.600 And I'm not shocked.

00:46:14.240 Go back up to the top of it there,

00:46:15.480 bub.

00:46:15.700 Um,

00:46:18.460 Americans are too fast. 1.00

00:46:20.140 I mean,

00:46:20.360 definitely there are some places you can,

00:46:23.300 there's people that you can see people and they are bigger than when they got here.

00:46:30.560 Uh,

00:46:31.340 and even if you'd have took them as a baby and put them did like age progression,

00:46:35.080 they would have never got to where they are now.

00:46:36.980 There's people that are bigger.

00:46:37.740 And so that's,

00:46:40.960 this also shows where we are in time.

00:46:43.860 I think,

00:46:44.400 I think if we,

00:46:46.320 it's been a while since we,

00:46:47.680 you really felt like a calling as a regular person.

00:46:50.520 Look,

00:46:50.680 there's no draft.

00:46:52.500 There's no,

00:46:53.180 anything that has to,

00:46:53.960 you have to stay on your toes.

00:46:56.120 There's no mandatory service.

00:46:59.720 So yeah,

00:47:01.320 people,

00:47:01.800 I think you're going to get fat. 1.00

00:47:03.060 You're going to get mentally ill. 1.00

00:47:04.280 A lot of that goes in hand in hand too. 0.97

00:47:06.220 I don't want to say that,

00:47:07.220 but you know,

00:47:08.920 your brain is part of your body.

00:47:11.180 If somebody cracked your body open,

00:47:13.120 your brain's going to be in it.

00:47:14.720 And so if you got gristle on your body,

00:47:18.420 you could have gristle on your brain.

00:47:20.700 It might show up differently.

00:47:22.700 That's why sometimes I feel like if there were a war,

00:47:24.920 if there were a big,

00:47:26.040 like something that would call everybody together and bring everybody like,

00:47:29.640 okay,

00:47:29.800 we're on the same team.

00:47:30.820 You almost wonder if the dark artists that are out there that are stirring the 0.98

00:47:36.780 cauldrons,

00:47:37.400 you know,

00:47:37.780 that are putting the ingredients into all of this,

00:47:40.960 if that's what they're aiming for.

00:47:42.840 What else we got,

00:47:43.460 Zach?

00:47:45.640 NASA announced the first crew that's going to go to the moon for the first,

00:47:48.660 first crew in 50 years.

00:47:50.040 I should say that's going to go to the moon.

00:47:51.360 This is them.

00:47:52.400 Okay.

00:47:52.760 We got a brother in there.

00:47:54.120 Definitely Lamar Odom.

00:47:55.320 They're sending in three whites. 0.96

00:47:57.680 Okay.

00:47:58.220 They're just going to fly around the moon and come back.

00:47:59.900 So they're not going to land on it.

00:48:00.840 FYI.

00:48:02.520 Oh,

00:48:02.980 this sounds like,

00:48:03.780 uh,

00:48:05.140 John Glenn.

00:48:06.040 He did the orbit.

00:48:07.340 No,

00:48:07.780 this sounds like,

00:48:08.840 um,

00:48:11.000 bang bus is going to space or something,

00:48:13.180 but yeah.

00:48:14.380 Okay,

00:48:14.840 great.

00:48:15.240 Another people are going around the moon.

00:48:17.280 Jesus Christ.

00:48:18.300 All right.

00:48:19.020 One of these guys is Canadian too.

00:48:20.920 Okay.

00:48:21.300 He's Canadian.

00:48:22.160 See?

00:48:22.580 Yeah.

00:48:24.400 But what are we doing?

00:48:25.500 What,

00:48:25.720 who,

00:48:26.220 who,

00:48:26.280 you know what I'm saying?

00:48:26.700 I feel like we've been around the moon.

00:48:28.080 What are we,

00:48:28.380 are we just trying to like,

00:48:29.880 and is this NASA?

00:48:30.800 It feels like kind of like a soft way for NASA to kind of strike back against some of these more private firms that are going out there.

00:48:38.460 Um,

00:48:39.440 you know,

00:48:40.100 they're sending a brother out there.

00:48:41.540 I respect that,

00:48:42.400 you know,

00:48:42.680 brothers in space,

00:48:44.260 uh,

00:48:45.000 how that's not a movie.

00:48:46.140 I can't even imagine,

00:48:47.600 you know,

00:48:48.020 like I've seen you do,

00:48:49.160 you know what I'm saying?

00:48:49.760 You put six brothers,

00:48:51.740 either in space or at a Bruce Springsteen concert.

00:48:55.980 And that's good.

00:48:57.000 That's solid gold.

00:48:58.740 That's a,

00:48:59.080 you know,

00:48:59.720 but yeah,

00:49:00.200 brothers in space has got to be,

00:49:01.920 I mean,

00:49:03.500 that would win movie of the year.

00:49:04.840 What else we got?

00:49:07.520 Uh,

00:49:07.960 Louisiana water plant employee arrested after,

00:49:10.360 uh,

00:49:11.620 peeing in the drinking water supply tank twice.

00:49:15.260 Oh yeah.

00:49:16.200 Yeah.

00:49:16.540 They give you one time where they warn you.

00:49:18.140 I remember one time when I was over there,

00:49:20.180 something that I had fell in there.

00:49:22.940 I don't want to say it was like a,

00:49:24.720 might've been my pager or something at the time we had pagers,

00:49:27.240 you know?

00:49:27.800 Yeah.

00:49:28.040 And I think mine fell off into the thing and they,

00:49:30.540 they weren't pleased,

00:49:31.820 but yeah,

00:49:32.160 this is what you get when you let people work at the power plant.

00:49:35.560 What is it at the water plant?

00:49:37.760 You know,

00:49:38.060 I did not,

00:49:38.600 I worked,

00:49:38.980 did 90 days.

00:49:39.780 I did community service working there.

00:49:42.260 City officials say they do not know a 57 year old Michael Mastin had urinated in the water supply other times in the past because the security archive only saves footage from the last 30 days.

00:49:52.400 Wow.

00:49:54.180 Well,

00:49:54.620 I can tell you to zoom in on the guy right there.

00:49:58.640 Yeah,

00:49:59.100 he has brother.

00:50:01.780 That dude,

00:50:02.620 definitely. 0.91

00:50:04.240 This guy's just serving clear body piss right here.

00:50:08.180 Mastin was allegedly seen in security footage,

00:50:10.280 leaving his office,

00:50:11.120 turning the angle of the security camera,

00:50:12.500 then urinating into the water supply.

00:50:14.400 Wow.

00:50:15.620 So he knows,

00:50:16.440 so he knows the camera's there.

00:50:18.080 Yeah.

00:50:18.660 He just can't help himself.

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00:54:07.660 What else?

00:54:08.300 Anything else in the news?

00:54:10.420 Bud Light is getting a lot of heat right now.

00:54:13.640 I don't know if you've heard this.

00:54:14.760 They did a pact with a,

00:54:15.900 they did a collaboration with a trans activist.

00:54:18.180 Okay.

00:54:18.620 Dylan Mulvaney.

00:54:20.700 And a lot of,

00:54:21.420 I think people were wondering if this was fake or real.

00:54:23.340 It is real.

00:54:25.060 And Bud Light said that helps authentically connect with audiences.

00:54:28.260 And scroll down.

00:54:30.240 This is the collaboration can.

00:54:31.880 Is it real?

00:54:33.200 It is real.

00:54:34.320 I just don't understand this.

00:54:36.460 I don't understand that as a marketing tool.

00:54:40.300 Unless maybe they know something that we don't.

00:54:45.660 Maybe they're trying to like,

00:54:47.540 you start to think if there's bigger powers out there that are influencing,

00:54:50.920 like they want more confrontative type stuff.

00:54:55.100 You know,

00:54:55.780 I just don't understand the connection.

00:54:58.080 Like,

00:54:58.780 unless you want,

00:55:00.660 I don't know if Bud Light drink.

00:55:03.240 I just don't know if I'm a Bud Light,

00:55:04.820 if I'm a beer,

00:55:05.680 if I want to get something that's making me discuss like a,

00:55:09.460 that's a topic that's argumentative.

00:55:12.600 Yeah.

00:55:13.160 I would,

00:55:13.660 I'd venture to say most of their clients aren't interested in that.

00:55:17.340 Right.

00:55:17.780 That's what they,

00:55:18.320 yeah.

00:55:19.020 It's like,

00:55:19.560 it's almost that like thing where it's like,

00:55:21.040 why do you put it?

00:55:24.760 If it's something,

00:55:25.660 just let it be something.

00:55:27.240 Why does it have to be something that you use as a tool for marketing all the time?

00:55:34.220 I think they're just trying to get in the trans market.

00:55:36.520 You think so?

00:55:37.980 How much,

00:55:38.760 how many trans people are there?

00:55:44.260 Okay.

00:55:44.660 This is a UCLA study from June,

00:55:47.880 2022.

00:55:52.520 Nearly one in five people who identified as transgender are ages 13 to 17.

00:56:00.480 1.6 million people ages 13 and up.

00:56:02.960 Identify as trans.

00:56:04.400 That's this number is right here.

00:56:07.280 What percent of humans are trans folks?

00:56:18.600 You know,

00:56:19.220 the 1.6 million people ages 13 and up identify as transgender.

00:56:23.080 And I guess,

00:56:23.980 and that's what it,

00:56:24.480 what does it mean?

00:56:25.020 Identify,

00:56:25.720 you know,

00:56:26.520 do you think trans people drink Bud Light?

00:56:29.760 Oh,

00:56:30.200 I bet.

00:56:31.160 I bet after you go home and you take,

00:56:32.960 off the lashes and it's like,

00:56:34.500 Oh,

00:56:34.800 Ron, 1.00

00:56:35.940 what a fucking day over there outside of Claire's boutique. 0.99

00:56:40.800 You know, 1.00

00:56:41.100 what a day, 1.00

00:56:41.800 what a fucking day over there outside of the courthouse. 1.00

00:56:46.340 My God, 1.00

00:56:48.020 these heels are killing me.

00:56:49.560 Huh?

00:56:49.960 Let me put my Crocs back on and light up a Marlboro red.

00:56:53.940 I think,

00:56:54.680 yeah,

00:56:54.900 I think for sure,

00:56:56.200 dude,

00:56:56.400 after you go home,

00:56:57.640 look,

00:56:57.940 after every man goes home from work and takes off the,

00:57:01.860 whatever the job is,

00:57:03.540 I don't care if the job is lipstick,

00:57:06.060 um,

00:57:06.980 or whatever,

00:57:07.940 you know,

00:57:08.220 if you do whatever you do,

00:57:09.880 if you do hair extension,

00:57:11.440 whatever.

00:57:12.220 Uh,

00:57:12.440 yeah, 0.99

00:57:12.740 you fucking definitely want a cold one. 0.98

00:57:16.880 So maybe they're on to something. 0.99

00:57:20.360 Maybe they're on to something.

00:57:21.580 I just wondered,

00:57:22.820 does Nate,

00:57:23.480 what does nature do?

00:57:24.720 Cause I wonder sometimes what is going on?

00:57:28.660 Are more people just identifying that they don't know how they feel genetically or more people saying,

00:57:38.000 I want another wiener or no,

00:57:40.820 uh,

00:57:43.420 uh, 1.00

00:57:46.340 vagina. 1.00

00:57:48.480 What are they saying? 0.98

00:57:50.680 Yeah,

00:57:51.220 they probably just want to lose the given one and get a different one. 1.00

00:57:55.040 Damn. 0.99

00:57:55.700 And what do they do? 1.00

00:57:56.360 They fill the vagina in with what wiener? 1.00

00:57:59.660 Uh, 1.00

00:58:00.800 you know,

00:58:02.460 something along those lines,

00:58:03.440 probably you're close to it.

00:58:04.840 I think it's a little bit,

00:58:05.740 I think they're getting better at it each year.

00:58:08.280 Wow.

00:58:09.140 Man,

00:58:09.480 we got to have a,

00:58:10.020 we should have a surgeon on to discuss that. 0.97

00:58:12.140 Um,

00:58:12.940 okay.

00:58:13.320 What else?

00:58:13.740 Yeah,

00:58:13.900 I guess.

00:58:14.720 What do you think?

00:58:15.500 Do you think Bud Light drinkers are going to,

00:58:17.100 I wonder if they,

00:58:18.660 I wonder if people who used to identify as men drank Bud Light and then transition to women and stop drinking Bud Light because it doesn't fit that vibe.

00:58:27.100 And now Bud Light's like,

00:58:28.640 well,

00:58:29.380 you like it.

00:58:31.780 You know,

00:58:32.240 you can drink.

00:58:32.700 Maybe they're trying to normalize drinking it for,

00:58:35.020 for trans people.

00:58:36.280 For trans people.

00:58:36.460 But it's really,

00:58:37.060 you're going for a very small market.

00:58:39.640 1.7 million.

00:58:40.580 Right.

00:58:42.160 But what's the other size of the world?

00:58:43.780 Well,

00:58:43.880 I guess those are 13 and up.

00:58:45.020 We don't know how many of them can drink.

00:58:46.320 Yeah.

00:58:46.600 So what else we got?

00:58:49.820 I guess a couple of migrants were arrested because they killed a bald eagle and they were planning on eating it. 1.00

00:58:54.600 And they didn't know that you're not supposed to eat the bald eagles.

00:58:57.680 Well,

00:58:58.420 we are,

00:58:58.920 are these legal migrants or illegal migrants?

00:59:00.700 That's what you have to wonder,

00:59:01.320 because if you don't,

00:59:02.400 one of the things that should be on the test is,

00:59:03.860 can you eat bald eagle?

00:59:04.900 Yeah.

00:59:06.540 Yeah.

00:59:07.000 I guess there were two Honduras nationals who were cited for unlawful possession of,

00:59:10.220 of the eagle.

00:59:11.760 Yeah.

00:59:13.640 So just owning it or just possessing it.

00:59:15.940 Yeah.

00:59:16.740 So I don't know.

00:59:17.900 I mean,

00:59:18.260 I think,

00:59:18.660 look,

00:59:19.040 it's one eagle.

00:59:21.540 Well,

00:59:22.000 there are protected species.

00:59:23.880 Who,

00:59:24.380 the illegal aliens?

00:59:26.720 Both,

00:59:27.300 but the eagle.

00:59:28.820 It's crazy.

00:59:29.600 I wonder what gets more protection these days.

00:59:31.240 Isn't that crazy?

00:59:31.920 The guys did.

00:59:33.180 That's unbelievable.

00:59:33.900 The eagle's dead.

00:59:34.900 Yeah.

00:59:36.740 So,

00:59:37.580 um,

00:59:39.100 interesting.

00:59:40.300 Uh,

00:59:40.900 the eagles did.

00:59:41.580 Yeah,

00:59:41.720 they ate it.

00:59:42.240 I mean,

00:59:42.480 look,

00:59:42.860 I've had rare animal in my day.

00:59:46.100 I've had things that I'm,

00:59:47.280 I've had,

00:59:47.640 I've had,

00:59:48.300 I've had things I wouldn't even mention others,

00:59:50.500 but it is what it is,

00:59:52.640 man.

00:59:53.600 And,

00:59:54.060 uh,

00:59:54.500 I say,

00:59:54.860 let them have one.

00:59:57.100 Let them have one.

00:59:57.920 Everybody deserves to taste a little bit of eagle.

00:59:59.540 I think.

01:00:03.420 All right.

01:00:03.940 Is that all we got?

01:00:04.900 Yeah,

01:00:05.420 I think so.

01:00:06.460 All right.

01:00:06.800 And that's Zach from Cincinnati.

01:00:10.860 Uh,

01:00:11.540 I wanted to take my glasses off to kind of,

01:00:14.620 just out of respect,

01:00:16.460 to,

01:00:16.620 to think about this next part.

01:00:18.940 Um,

01:00:20.240 you know,

01:00:22.100 they had a shooting here in Nashville last week and,

01:00:25.060 um,

01:00:26.000 and it was,

01:00:28.780 you know,

01:00:29.100 I'd never been in something like that.

01:00:30.900 I'd never been that close to something like that.

01:00:34.580 I'd never been,

01:00:36.100 and I saw a couple,

01:00:38.880 I saw a couple of brothers shoot each other.

01:00:40.780 One of them shot each other in the back one time outside of like,

01:00:44.660 I want to say like,

01:00:45.340 a dairy queen,

01:00:49.720 maybe something like that.

01:00:52.300 One of those kind of shooty urban kind of restaurants,

01:00:55.300 but I'd never seen something like,

01:01:00.520 I'd never been around something like this when this had happened.

01:01:03.700 You know,

01:01:04.640 I'd never been around something like in the environment and you're,

01:01:08.800 you're in traffic and people can't get,

01:01:11.760 you know,

01:01:12.160 you can't get somewhere,

01:01:13.280 but you know,

01:01:13.760 it's because all the parents in traffic are trying to locate their

01:01:17.540 children.

01:01:19.540 And it's just,

01:01:20.460 I mean,

01:01:20.720 it's,

01:01:21.720 you almost want to,

01:01:23.660 you want to get in the way cause you want to try and do something,

01:01:27.240 but you can't,

01:01:28.100 there's nothing you can do.

01:01:31.600 It's just such an abrupt,

01:01:33.600 insane finality when that happens.

01:01:36.760 Uh,

01:01:37.520 and I think I,

01:01:39.620 I just,

01:01:40.460 you know,

01:01:40.760 my heart goes out to obviously all those people.

01:01:42.740 I think,

01:01:43.160 you know,

01:01:43.360 I keep those people in my prayers and,

01:01:45.760 um,

01:01:46.520 and you know,

01:01:48.860 and they say that prayers don't help.

01:01:50.180 But prayers are for Pete,

01:01:51.220 prayers are for comfort.

01:01:52.860 It's just taking a moment outside of yourself to,

01:01:55.040 to think of some comfort for someone.

01:01:58.180 It's just,

01:01:59.000 um,

01:02:00.960 it's saying,

01:02:01.760 Hey,

01:02:01.920 here,

01:02:02.220 this moment in my life that feels peaceful,

01:02:04.420 I want to give it to you because you need it more than I do right now.

01:02:10.740 That's what a prayer is to me.

01:02:13.100 I don't think I'm not sitting there praying no guns or praying like, 0.75

01:02:17.220 don't people shouldn't shoot.

01:02:18.440 Like,

01:02:18.960 I don't know.

01:02:19.980 Everybody looks at it differently.

01:02:21.060 I'm not trying to get into that discussion.

01:02:22.620 So I think what I was thinking of is just,

01:02:25.460 how do we get,

01:02:26.220 how do you end up with people that do this type of thing?

01:02:29.720 How do you end up with these,

01:02:31.540 you know,

01:02:32.900 childhood shooters?

01:02:34.280 How do you end up with people that go into a school and do this?

01:02:39.120 And I think a lot of it is,

01:02:41.260 to me,

01:02:41.820 a lot of it is a societal thing.

01:02:43.500 And I'm not going to,

01:02:44.340 everybody has their views.

01:02:45.560 I'm not challenging your view here.

01:02:47.920 This is just a space where I'm sharing what I think.

01:02:50.520 And I could be wrong.

01:02:52.400 That's totally okay.

01:02:54.880 But I,

01:02:55.580 I feel,

01:02:56.660 and I think sometimes that people don't have purpose.

01:03:00.980 you have a country where,

01:03:04.520 you know,

01:03:05.560 it used to feel like,

01:03:06.600 like if you worked at a,

01:03:07.700 I'm going to,

01:03:07.900 I'm going to go off on some different thoughts here.

01:03:09.480 So if you worked at like a business,

01:03:11.420 then you had a lot of middle-class businesses.

01:03:14.500 You had a small,

01:03:15.240 a lot of smaller businesses.

01:03:16.760 And if you work there,

01:03:18.120 then if the company did well,

01:03:20.020 you did well.

01:03:21.300 And so you had a sense of purpose,

01:03:22.580 maybe through your work,

01:03:24.140 you know,

01:03:24.400 you were going to move up the ladder.

01:03:25.820 You were going to be,

01:03:26.600 you know,

01:03:28.720 a foreman and then a chair,

01:03:30.640 a manager and then maybe have some percentage share.

01:03:34.680 And then,

01:03:35.140 you know,

01:03:36.100 you were going to get to a place.

01:03:37.920 And now it feels,

01:03:39.300 I think like we've,

01:03:40.420 we've let a lot of our companies get to these big conglomerates.

01:03:45.800 And it's about the bottom line.

01:03:49.180 A lot of companies are beholding to their shareholders,

01:03:51.760 but not to their share croppers,

01:03:56.140 if you will,

01:03:56.820 to the people working within the company.

01:04:01.000 So then what I'm saying is as a,

01:04:02.380 as a person,

01:04:03.020 you may not feel any people.

01:04:04.880 You,

01:04:05.100 I feel like you,

01:04:06.180 people can get a sense of purpose from their work.

01:04:09.480 So if you don't have that sense of purpose,

01:04:11.240 then,

01:04:11.860 then you can be pretty aimless.

01:04:14.200 Right.

01:04:15.020 And then if you don't have love,

01:04:16.480 like if somebody doesn't love you or you feel unloved,

01:04:19.400 or you don't love somebody,

01:04:20.980 like if you don't have a family or a husband or wife or children,

01:04:27.000 then you may not feel like a lot of love.

01:04:30.320 Right.

01:04:31.120 And so having love gives you a sense of purpose.

01:04:35.580 So,

01:04:36.280 and we have less families these days.

01:04:38.460 The familial structure is really kind of broken down in America.

01:04:42.940 You know,

01:04:43.500 you have a lot of single parent homes.

01:04:45.040 You have a lot of two parents having to work.

01:04:49.580 So right there,

01:04:50.620 we're kind of right there.

01:04:52.820 There's a place where people were,

01:04:54.160 I feel like people used to get a lot of purpose.

01:04:57.480 And now a lot,

01:05:00.140 there's people that aren't getting purpose from their work.

01:05:02.160 And there's people that aren't getting purpose from their heart being

01:05:07.420 fulfilled by someone else or them being the piece that fills someone else's

01:05:13.100 heart.

01:05:14.800 So right there,

01:05:15.780 man,

01:05:15.920 you have a lot,

01:05:16.920 you have people who don't have a lot of purpose.

01:05:20.660 And then there used to be a sense of America.

01:05:23.280 We are this country.

01:05:24.240 We are these people.

01:05:25.220 We are united.

01:05:26.720 We are,

01:05:28.460 we care about our neighbor.

01:05:33.780 But that's been,

01:05:34.700 a lot of that is gone by the wayside.

01:05:38.440 We've become a,

01:05:40.980 you know,

01:05:41.320 I feel like our,

01:05:42.280 our,

01:05:42.780 our political leaders have sold us out to the highest bidder.

01:05:49.200 I feel like it feels like,

01:05:52.960 it doesn't feel anymore.

01:05:55.920 Like your politicians or your leaders have your best interest.

01:05:59.900 It doesn't feel that way.

01:06:02.600 Oh,

01:06:03.420 and I'm not crying here.

01:06:05.200 I'm just trying to,

01:06:05.920 I'm trying to see how do we get to somebody that does something like that?

01:06:09.300 That's what I've been thinking about.

01:06:11.580 Like,

01:06:11.960 how do you get there?

01:06:13.060 How do you get to somebody that does a shooting of a school?

01:06:18.440 You know?

01:06:19.120 Cause you got to get there somehow and it keeps happening.

01:06:28.680 So anyway,

01:06:29.340 I think that a lot of it is purpose.

01:06:30.920 If you don't have a purpose,

01:06:32.140 then you are at the whim of whatever could come along.

01:06:37.220 You're at the whim of whatever influence you,

01:06:40.400 whatever influence you get or whatever ideology comes along that,

01:06:44.100 that you can attach onto.

01:06:50.280 And so no job,

01:06:53.200 no love,

01:06:53.860 no real sense of honor or connection to your country.

01:06:59.460 So then you,

01:07:00.480 I mean,

01:07:00.720 you're,

01:07:01.180 and then on top of that,

01:07:03.420 if you,

01:07:03.720 if you find that you're the victim,

01:07:05.360 if you start to say,

01:07:06.180 I'm,

01:07:06.320 I'm a victim,

01:07:07.340 you know,

01:07:08.940 it's my,

01:07:09.500 you know,

01:07:10.360 everybody else,

01:07:11.120 I don't have any responsibility for myself.

01:07:12.940 It's all your fault.

01:07:14.040 It's all your fault.

01:07:16.400 Then you're going to find,

01:07:17.700 not only are you going to find any ideology that comes along,

01:07:20.800 which the internet is going to give,

01:07:22.240 the internet creates an algorithm that gives you whatever you keep looking at,

01:07:26.400 you get more of.

01:07:28.700 So if you look at pudding or something,

01:07:30.440 you get all pudding boy.

01:07:32.960 And then three years from now,

01:07:34.600 I'm wondering why you too thick,

01:07:35.920 you can't be in the military now because buddy,

01:07:39.740 you putting doubt,

01:07:40.680 you chose pudding and pudding,

01:07:42.600 and chose you because whatever vice it is,

01:07:46.020 it'll choose you back.

01:07:46.960 So you,

01:07:47.360 so if you,

01:07:47.800 if you want to be someone who is,

01:07:51.500 you know,

01:07:52.280 you want to get involved with us like a alt right or alt left,

01:07:56.000 or you want to get involved with school shooters or anti-Christian or anti,

01:08:05.120 I'm just trying to think something,

01:08:08.440 some severe ideology you want to get,

01:08:10.240 then the internet,

01:08:11.300 the Twitter,

01:08:11.840 whatever is going to keep serving you it.

01:08:14.600 So now you,

01:08:16.020 next thing you know,

01:08:17.020 you're down a rabbit hole.

01:08:19.580 And I think at that point,

01:08:21.420 that's how you end up there.

01:08:24.020 I think

01:08:24.440 you end up in a place where I'm going to,

01:08:27.720 I'm going to be seen.

01:08:29.280 I'm going to make sure they know who I am.

01:08:31.340 I'm going to make sure that they say my name or they hear my name or they see me.

01:08:43.000 And that's just,

01:08:43.920 it's a,

01:08:44.160 that's heartbreaking along the whole way.

01:08:50.540 You know,

01:08:51.060 so I don't know.

01:08:51.640 I think I've just been having a lot of thoughts about that.

01:08:53.480 How do people end up there?

01:08:54.760 How do people get to a place where they would do that sort of thing?

01:09:00.040 Now, 0.94

01:09:00.220 some people I think are just crazy. 0.96

01:09:02.520 And those are, 0.96

01:09:03.620 um, 0.99

01:09:04.800 crazy people. 0.87

01:09:07.340 That's different.

01:09:09.880 But how does someone who's just been,

01:09:11.600 you know,

01:09:12.360 because next thing you know,

01:09:14.660 you're on Twitter,

01:09:15.280 you get an anti-religious thing.

01:09:17.040 You're like,

01:09:17.520 Oh,

01:09:17.760 I went to a religious school.

01:09:19.760 I also have trouble identifying in the world,

01:09:21.880 maybe sexually.

01:09:22.840 So man,

01:09:24.800 I'm a victim.

01:09:25.480 It's all,

01:09:26.800 man,

01:09:27.500 you really,

01:09:29.000 and then your Twitter,

01:09:30.280 your feed,

01:09:30.660 your social media,

01:09:31.240 just keep serving you more of that.

01:09:33.100 Hey,

01:09:33.280 you're right.

01:09:33.740 You're right.

01:09:34.200 You're right.

01:09:36.100 And then man,

01:09:36.820 you're gassed up.

01:09:43.240 Um,

01:09:44.060 so I think a lot of it is a sense of person.

01:09:47.420 You know,

01:09:49.620 uh,

01:09:50.360 and having a sense of purpose.

01:09:56.240 And some of those sense of purpose is like the American when I can feel,

01:09:59.500 I felt like when I was a child,

01:10:00.920 it felt like,

01:10:01.540 Oh,

01:10:01.680 we're part of this,

01:10:02.680 you know,

01:10:03.540 but it doesn't feel like that a lot anymore.

01:10:13.680 But also I got to recognize that I can still do things.

01:10:17.420 things to try and make myself have a purpose,

01:10:20.940 you know,

01:10:21.560 uh,

01:10:22.420 and you find purpose and,

01:10:24.960 you know,

01:10:25.080 I'm fortunate that people love me,

01:10:26.700 my family,

01:10:28.040 you know,

01:10:28.700 um,

01:10:29.540 you know,

01:10:30.980 that I have a job.

01:10:31.840 I have this podcast to come to.

01:10:33.860 I have,

01:10:34.840 uh,

01:10:36.040 I have some sense of purpose for myself,

01:10:38.360 you know,

01:10:39.440 and a lot of you guys do too.

01:10:41.720 I think we're kind of a purpose filled group where we're trying to find that.

01:10:44.960 But I think that's something that,

01:10:46.920 um,

01:10:48.500 I feel like that's,

01:10:49.640 for me,

01:10:49.980 that's something I think that that that's part of that is that man,

01:10:54.420 when you don't have a purpose,

01:10:56.220 the dark arts,

01:10:57.260 well,

01:10:57.380 they were,

01:10:57.800 they are,

01:10:58.260 they are at your door. 0.86

01:11:00.100 They are waiting on the edge of your ear to come in and get your brain.

01:11:04.980 And those include like,

01:11:06.420 you know,

01:11:06.760 all the,

01:11:08.120 just the links,

01:11:09.380 just the rabbit hole you can go down and that'll make you hate.

01:11:13.440 Cause man,

01:11:14.100 you find a rabbit hole.

01:11:16.260 You can, 1.00

01:11:16.840 when you get halfway to the bottom of that bitch, 1.00

01:11:18.540 there's a HOA meeting of just hateful owners association. 1.00

01:11:25.820 Halfway through some of these rabbit holes.

01:11:27.940 And it's just,

01:11:28.500 it's just dangerous.

01:11:32.800 So anyway,

01:11:35.520 let's hit some calls,

01:11:37.040 huh?

01:11:38.640 Hey,

01:11:38.900 Mr.

01:11:39.180 Vaughn.

01:11:40.480 Um,

01:11:41.580 so lately I have been coming home from work and I like just to sit.

01:11:49.540 I was outside inside.

01:11:51.700 I like to grab a beer and I just sit in silence,

01:11:55.080 like not do nothing.

01:11:56.160 But my wonderful girlfriend,

01:11:59.000 whom I love very much.

01:12:01.620 Oh man,

01:12:02.380 she talks,

01:12:03.120 she talks so much.

01:12:04.780 Oh my God,

01:12:05.560 dude.

01:12:05.860 first of all,

01:12:09.160 this,

01:12:09.620 I didn't believe you had a girlfriend.

01:12:12.820 I wouldn't,

01:12:13.360 I was not expecting that part.

01:12:14.700 That seemed like a,

01:12:15.440 uh,

01:12:17.320 a surprise to all of us listeners.

01:12:18.960 I would say that,

01:12:19.820 but that doesn't mean anything.

01:12:21.740 And what I'm trying to say is,

01:12:24.860 yeah,

01:12:25.300 if there's somebody that talks too much,

01:12:27.300 dude,

01:12:27.520 it's unreal.

01:12:30.060 It's unreal.

01:12:32.040 I have a,

01:12:32.880 an early girlfriend that called me sometimes.

01:12:34.920 She talks,

01:12:35.500 I don't need,

01:12:35.920 she talks.

01:12:38.020 Oh my God.

01:12:39.760 If I even think about her calling,

01:12:42.180 dude,

01:12:43.500 I just get angry.

01:12:45.480 That's how I get.

01:12:49.560 Because I don't want to listen to her.

01:12:54.040 I have people,

01:12:54.900 there's people I won't go spend time with.

01:12:57.060 They talk to me,

01:12:58.100 their wife talks to me.

01:12:59.720 We're not friends anymore.

01:13:02.560 We're not friends anymore.

01:13:05.780 You know,

01:13:06.300 you sometimes you got to put your,

01:13:07.140 put your spouse on a word count.

01:13:08.720 I don't care who they are.

01:13:10.200 You get 4,000 words this spring.

01:13:13.380 Do what you want with them.

01:13:16.480 But when it's done,

01:13:17.760 honey,

01:13:17.960 it's done.

01:13:20.340 And that's that.

01:13:23.800 Get,

01:13:24.280 get,

01:13:24.480 get a little step thing for words. 1.00

01:13:28.400 Oh shit. 0.99

01:13:29.660 Cindy got about, 1.00

01:13:30.840 uh,

01:13:31.580 seven prepositions left boys.

01:13:34.300 That's all she's got.

01:13:35.560 And two nouns.

01:13:36.500 Come on over.

01:13:37.960 It's going to be a quiet time.

01:13:39.180 We about to enjoy the game.

01:13:43.120 Um,

01:13:43.860 but yeah,

01:13:44.880 I don't have a solution to it.

01:13:46.020 You chose her.

01:13:47.120 You chose someone.

01:13:48.260 So you're a,

01:13:48.680 you're a lifelong listener.

01:13:50.240 They call it. 1.00

01:13:53.560 And you just a damn, 1.00

01:13:54.680 you know, 1.00

01:13:55.020 you a damn word pervert boy. 1.00

01:13:56.720 So you need to do something when she starts talking. 1.00

01:14:00.780 Get that wiener out. 1.00

01:14:04.040 Fucking start drinking your own spit. 1.00

01:14:06.740 Do something. 1.00

01:14:08.340 And it could go the other way too.

01:14:09.720 If you have a chatty husband,

01:14:12.100 dude,

01:14:12.340 I was somewhere the other day.

01:14:13.300 We were in somewhere eating some meat and some guy wouldn't shut up.

01:14:17.920 It was on.

01:14:19.040 You can't enjoy it.

01:14:19.920 Just, 0.97

01:14:20.320 you got to shut up at times. 0.83

01:14:23.360 And here I am talking into the second hour of a show.

01:14:25.960 So what do I know?

01:14:27.400 Um,

01:14:28.600 but let's see what else we got here.

01:14:34.320 I need some advice.

01:14:39.620 I'm down.

01:14:40.340 I'm my name's Zach.

01:14:41.500 I'm down here in the booty,

01:14:43.060 Louisiana area.

01:14:45.360 Gang,

01:14:45.940 baby.

01:14:46.140 That's it.

01:14:46.540 Booty, 0.99

01:14:47.040 baby.

01:14:47.280 I feel you right over there by the airport,

01:14:49.420 by the big bridges right over there near Laplace where your boy,

01:14:53.360 Billy Conforto used to live and die. 0.95

01:14:55.480 and some weird shit been going on. 0.98

01:15:00.360 Uh, 0.90

01:15:01.920 I've been having two best friends,

01:15:04.480 uh,

01:15:06.580 forever.

01:15:07.980 And I think they,

01:15:09.080 uh, 0.90

01:15:10.060 they fell in love with each other and turned gay. 0.90

01:15:12.560 And, 0.84

01:15:13.220 uh,

01:15:14.220 I just don't know how to,

01:15:16.400 uh,

01:15:16.900 how to handle it.

01:15:18.580 They acting weird.

01:15:21.480 Well,

01:15:22.040 they're not acting weird,

01:15:23.020 brother. 0.97

01:15:23.280 They're gay. 0.99

01:15:24.060 Yeah. 0.97

01:15:25.480 And they're being gay. 0.98

01:15:27.740 And that's, 0.93

01:15:28.660 uh,

01:15:30.160 that's,

01:15:32.880 that's,

01:15:34.000 people are doing it.

01:15:35.860 People are doing it.

01:15:36.900 You couldn't,

01:15:38.780 I mean, 0.99

01:15:39.640 these days you throw a damn Frisbee, 1.00

01:15:41.400 it'll hit a gay dude. 1.00

01:15:44.620 That's, 1.00

01:15:45.160 that's how popular it is.

01:15:46.500 It's the new,

01:15:48.340 you know,

01:15:49.380 it's like doing the fries in the free chocolate freezy thing.

01:15:54.060 That's,

01:15:54.660 remember when that came out,

01:15:55.840 that same type of deal,

01:15:57.360 but it's men,

01:15:59.320 it's men doing it.

01:16:01.580 Yeah.

01:16:01.920 I don't know what you do.

01:16:02.880 I think you'd be a supportive friend,

01:16:04.660 get them a trip,

01:16:06.300 get them a little vacation or something.

01:16:07.880 If you're down there and you know,

01:16:09.720 I don't know.

01:16:11.100 I don't know.

01:16:11.800 What do you do?

01:16:12.460 I mean,

01:16:12.600 are you trying to see if they are in love or are you?

01:16:19.020 Cause love,

01:16:19.800 here's the thing.

01:16:20.360 Love ends up trumping everything.

01:16:25.140 And even if it's gay love, 0.98

01:16:27.380 gay love still ends in love.

01:16:32.540 So now I don't know.

01:16:37.120 I mean,

01:16:37.520 yeah,

01:16:39.300 I don't know what you do. 0.99

01:16:40.000 I think you fucking dap them up, 0.99

01:16:41.600 but that's, 0.99

01:16:43.560 what's going on now.

01:16:44.700 Every people are being gay, 1.00

01:16:46.080 buddy. 0.93

01:16:46.340 And you got it.

01:16:47.140 If you,

01:16:47.560 I can't,

01:16:48.700 but the odds,

01:16:49.340 you have two best friends and they fall in love with each other,

01:16:52.400 man.

01:16:54.380 And part of you is probably jealous a little.

01:16:56.520 That's,

01:16:56.780 what's the craziest part.

01:16:57.840 Because I remember if I had two other friends growing up and if they even hung out together without me,

01:17:05.220 bro, 0.99

01:17:05.520 that shit made me mad, 1.00

01:17:06.600 dude. 1.00

01:17:09.340 It's like,

01:17:09.900 Oh, 1.00

01:17:10.020 are you going to tell me fucking Terry and fucking Gerald? 1.00

01:17:17.180 We're at the skating rink yesterday. 1.00

01:17:18.920 And I'm at my house jumping through the ditch smoke.

01:17:26.600 Cause people was burning trash in the ditch by myself playing BLM out there in the smoke.

01:17:36.860 And they're having a fun time.

01:17:40.560 It's tough.

01:17:41.400 But do you willing to do gay to get all of the friendship? 0.99

01:17:47.480 And that's where one of them said,

01:17:48.940 Hey,

01:17:49.100 look,

01:17:49.620 I'm about to secure the bag,

01:17:51.980 dude.

01:17:52.100 And he's talking about nuts,

01:17:53.280 son. 1.00

01:17:53.920 And that is gay men. 0.54

01:17:57.900 Praise God, 0.92

01:17:58.660 man.

01:17:58.800 Thank you for sharing.

01:17:59.480 And I think,

01:17:59.900 yeah,

01:18:00.020 you just got to be cool with them.

01:18:02.300 Just chill,

01:18:03.180 man.

01:18:03.380 Let them do it.

01:18:06.580 Let them do it and love them.

01:18:09.640 All right.

01:18:10.320 Let's take another one.

01:18:12.200 Theo,

01:18:12.660 my name is Jamie.

01:18:14.100 I live in San Diego,

01:18:15.520 California.

01:18:16.220 And I just think something immediately needs to be addressed.

01:18:19.840 Oh,

01:18:20.120 well,

01:18:20.480 dang.

01:18:21.720 Let's hear it.

01:18:22.440 Jamie onward.

01:18:23.720 The president,

01:18:25.060 Joe Biden.

01:18:26.940 Okay.

01:18:30.440 Okay.

01:18:32.180 That's what I look.

01:18:33.620 I think I,

01:18:34.960 this is one thing I,

01:18:36.020 Joe Biden is a,

01:18:37.120 he's a old man. 0.97

01:18:38.360 He has dementia.

01:18:39.380 It is not cool to do this to an old man.

01:18:44.480 That's what I feel like.

01:18:46.600 I don't care what your political stance is.

01:18:48.900 Your human stance.

01:18:50.340 You know,

01:18:52.520 my father was a 70 when I was born.

01:18:55.680 My father was an old man.

01:18:56.680 So I grew up with a,

01:18:59.640 with,

01:18:59.900 with an old man and watching them and watching them and understanding their presence and their

01:19:07.020 ability and their mobility,

01:19:08.780 all of it.

01:19:09.500 And we all know that this man is not suitable for what we have him doing or what people are pretending to have him do.

01:19:19.700 Because at a certain point,

01:19:20.800 there's no way this guy is making choices or making decisions.

01:19:25.780 There's,

01:19:26.340 it's impossible.

01:19:28.660 It's impossible.

01:19:30.600 He's,

01:19:31.080 he's looking at things he's ordering.

01:19:33.240 You know,

01:19:33.780 the other day he ordered an almond or something off the top of a building.

01:19:37.160 He doesn't know.

01:19:37.720 He doesn't understand what's going on. 1.00

01:19:40.020 This dude's petting visible cats and damn sniffing children, 1.00

01:19:43.320 dude. 1.00

01:19:44.480 It's all just old people stuff. 1.00

01:19:46.680 He's not well.

01:19:47.660 So at a certain point we're,

01:19:49.620 we're the kind of country that says not all this is what we do with our old.

01:19:54.580 We put,

01:19:55.240 we,

01:19:55.360 we,

01:19:55.540 we take advantage of them to the point where we'll even,

01:19:58.100 we're even willing to let them be a shill, 0.86

01:20:00.560 which I don't know what that is.

01:20:03.100 It's,

01:20:03.540 it's something.

01:20:06.100 It's like a,

01:20:07.600 like a false front or something for whatever else is going on.

01:20:15.260 And I think that's pretty sick,

01:20:17.160 man.

01:20:17.980 If you saw somebody doing this to an old person, 1.00

01:20:21.460 you would think it was fucked up. 0.99

01:20:24.800 That's what you would think. 0.99

01:20:26.180 If somebody was doing this to you, 1.00

01:20:27.860 if somebody was showing up at your grandfather's every afternoon and making him go in the front yard and say a bunch of shit 0.99

01:20:34.640 and then making him go back inside, 0.99

01:20:39.280 you know,

01:20:40.160 when they treating him up with ice cream or something and they got,

01:20:42.620 you know,

01:20:43.380 or whatever,

01:20:45.300 child sniffs or whatever, 1.00

01:20:47.200 they got a little bag of fucking, 1.00

01:20:48.860 you know, 1.00

01:20:49.700 nine year olds,

01:20:50.740 you know,

01:20:51.580 Barrett sniffing or whatever.

01:20:52.940 I don't know,

01:20:53.740 but it would be,

01:20:55.100 you know,

01:20:55.640 good and well,

01:20:56.120 it would be messed up.

01:20:58.220 So I think it's,

01:20:58.940 I think it's, 0.97

01:20:59.500 I think it's fucked up by the, 0.95

01:21:01.640 uh, 0.99

01:21:02.140 by all of them,

01:21:03.840 by all politicians,

01:21:05.160 but also it's the democratic party.

01:21:06.600 It's your candidate.

01:21:07.160 You got to know this isn't cool.

01:21:08.440 It's just not cool.

01:21:09.880 It's not cool to do to an old person. 0.99

01:21:14.120 You know,

01:21:14.560 I don't know what you would,

01:21:15.420 it's like,

01:21:15.980 it's like senior trafficking.

01:21:18.420 That's what y'all doing.

01:21:19.480 Y'all senior trafficking that man.

01:21:21.980 And I think it's messed up and it makes,

01:21:23.860 it just reminds me.

01:21:24.920 And I think this makes me angry because it reminds me of,

01:21:27.900 uh,

01:21:28.820 you know,

01:21:29.800 you would see people take advantage of old people.

01:21:32.000 Sometimes,

01:21:32.440 you know,

01:21:32.600 I would see that with my dad.

01:21:33.920 Sometimes people would take advantage of him because of his age,

01:21:37.060 or they would manipulate him or use him in ways that he didn't see because

01:21:40.820 he wasn't able-minded enough to notice. 1.00

01:21:43.620 And that shit made me angry. 1.00

01:21:45.780 And it's the same type of shit that these folks are doing on this more, 1.00

01:21:49.900 um, 0.99

01:21:51.020 on this national,

01:21:53.460 international scale and level.

01:21:56.360 You know,

01:21:57.040 I don't know.

01:21:57.600 I'm sorry to let that get me keyed up,

01:22:00.020 but that's real to me,

01:22:02.880 man.

01:22:03.280 That's real stuff.

01:22:04.420 Someone shouldn't take advantage of a senior citizen like that.

01:22:07.060 They should,

01:22:09.880 it's not,

01:22:10.300 it's not,

01:22:11.220 it's,

01:22:11.900 it's messed up.

01:22:13.940 It's messed up.

01:22:15.080 And we're acting like it's regal. 0.97

01:22:19.500 Like who the fuck are you kidding that this is a regal way to go about 0.98

01:22:22.960 anything? 0.99

01:22:26.440 I don't know.

01:22:28.360 Um,

01:22:29.380 what else do we have,

01:22:32.420 Zach?

01:22:32.680 Any other calls you recommend?

01:22:33.960 Sorry.

01:22:34.280 I'm,

01:22:34.640 I might need an afternoon off.

01:22:37.060 It's just been a lot,

01:22:40.140 man.

01:22:41.260 You know,

01:22:41.760 you go around,

01:22:42.760 you have,

01:22:43.080 there's just,

01:22:43.860 it's just a lot,

01:22:45.080 baby boy.

01:22:47.280 What else?

01:22:47.840 Who's somebody that's having a tough time with something?

01:22:49.640 Hey,

01:22:53.180 Theo.

01:22:54.340 Uh,

01:22:54.700 my name's Connor.

01:22:55.440 I'm from,

01:22:55.840 uh,

01:22:56.080 Sacramento,

01:22:56.740 California.

01:22:58.060 What's up,

01:22:58.640 Connor?

01:22:59.120 Thank you for calling,

01:23:00.240 man.

01:23:00.740 Appreciate you.

01:23:01.660 I just want to,

01:23:02.320 uh,

01:23:02.560 first thank you for all that you do.

01:23:04.720 Uh,

01:23:05.300 you know,

01:23:06.000 I don't know if you realize how much,

01:23:08.420 uh,

01:23:09.240 you do for a lot of people,

01:23:10.520 you know,

01:23:10.920 you,

01:23:12.420 the way that you talk,

01:23:13.380 you know,

01:23:13.720 I relate with you so much,

01:23:15.400 even though we have such different backgrounds and upbringings and all that,

01:23:20.360 but I really appreciate what you do.

01:23:22.920 And,

01:23:23.440 uh,

01:23:24.340 you know,

01:23:24.780 recently in my life,

01:23:26.060 uh,

01:23:26.700 I'm a new call.

01:23:28.280 Thank you,

01:23:28.840 brother.

01:23:29.060 I appreciate the,

01:23:29.820 uh,

01:23:30.800 the nice words,

01:23:31.680 man.

01:23:32.240 It's very kind of you.

01:23:33.500 Onward.

01:23:34.960 You know,

01:23:35.600 recently in my life,

01:23:36.880 uh,

01:23:37.860 I'm a new college student,

01:23:39.560 you know,

01:23:39.780 started my first year.

01:23:41.240 Um,

01:23:41.760 so a lot is changing in my life.

01:23:43.620 You know,

01:23:43.800 my parents are splitting up,

01:23:45.320 uh,

01:23:46.480 like the past couple months.

01:23:48.680 And,

01:23:49.240 uh,

01:23:49.640 I broke up with my girlfriend recently and it's just,

01:23:53.760 in a,

01:23:54.440 such a short amount of time,

01:23:55.860 my life has changed so much.

01:23:58.360 And so I guess,

01:23:59.100 uh,

01:23:59.500 what I'm trying to say is even when my life or just,

01:24:04.200 you know,

01:24:05.220 your life in general changing so much,

01:24:08.060 you know,

01:24:08.340 I,

01:24:08.460 I find,

01:24:09.540 I find,

01:24:10.000 find it hard to motivate myself to get out of this low sort of,

01:24:13.300 uh,

01:24:13.780 that I'm in.

01:24:15.820 So what I'm trying to say is,

01:24:17.680 uh,

01:24:18.700 when your life is changing so much and it's throwing so much at you so quickly,

01:24:23.220 like,

01:24:23.620 how do you,

01:24:24.420 how do you stay motivated to really,

01:24:25.840 uh,

01:24:28.000 grow as a person?

01:24:30.520 Anyway,

01:24:31.060 I hope,

01:24:31.460 I hope.

01:24:32.500 Thank you,

01:24:33.040 brother.

01:24:33.260 That's a,

01:24:33.860 I appreciate the call.

01:24:34.940 And,

01:24:35.300 um,

01:24:36.000 it's funny.

01:24:36.500 That's kind of how this episode started out.

01:24:40.180 Um,

01:24:40.980 yeah,

01:24:42.620 I think for one,

01:24:43.220 you got to find some moments of your own.

01:24:44.740 You have to,

01:24:45.380 you have to take a step outside of things.

01:24:47.660 Um,

01:24:48.280 you have to find time to do that,

01:24:50.760 you know,

01:24:52.980 uh,

01:24:53.820 and that means,

01:24:54.500 you know,

01:24:54.880 I got,

01:24:55.220 I got to limit myself better on my phone and what I'm in,

01:24:58.500 what I'm in taking my attention,

01:25:00.840 what I'm giving my attention to,

01:25:02.640 you know,

01:25:04.620 people,

01:25:04.980 we don't even have imaginations anymore because we don't need it.

01:25:09.040 The second,

01:25:09.480 my imagination used to start like this,

01:25:12.060 your brain,

01:25:12.920 you would have a moment of peace.

01:25:14.340 You sit somewhere.

01:25:16.480 Uh,

01:25:17.300 and then your brain would get bored.

01:25:20.420 So your brain would start thinking of something or imagining something or

01:25:24.860 creating something,

01:25:25.780 right?

01:25:26.860 Cause imagination is just where creativity does bad in practice,

01:25:31.720 right?

01:25:32.040 That's it.

01:25:34.180 And,

01:25:34.740 and next thing you know,

01:25:37.840 you would be imagining something and you would daydream or you would come up

01:25:42.580 with a neat idea.

01:25:44.260 Or you would come up with a dream or a goal,

01:25:46.720 um,

01:25:48.280 or a realization,

01:25:50.120 something that you needed to take care of that you hadn't.

01:25:53.980 Um,

01:25:56.500 but that all,

01:25:57.500 that all happened because you had that,

01:25:58.960 you had that open space.

01:26:00.180 You had that time.

01:26:01.040 You had that imagination.

01:26:02.480 Imagination did that.

01:26:03.860 Now,

01:26:04.300 the second we get a little bit of free time,

01:26:05.700 we go to something.

01:26:07.480 We go to a phone,

01:26:08.620 we go to a,

01:26:09.140 uh,

01:26:09.720 tick tocks,

01:26:10.800 you go to something,

01:26:12.360 you do a vaping,

01:26:13.120 you do a looking at a titty.

01:26:18.500 You do a something.

01:26:21.480 You do a something.

01:26:23.260 Cause you can't handle that.

01:26:25.500 What's next?

01:26:26.300 What's next.

01:26:26.960 But all that used to be next was imagination.

01:26:35.900 And we don't have that anymore.

01:26:37.460 We've replaced it with,

01:26:38.840 let's just watch other.

01:26:40.920 Let's just watch others or let's find something to take up this moment.

01:26:49.020 Um,

01:26:49.860 so I'm sorry.

01:26:51.800 I don't even know where I trailed.

01:26:52.720 I trailed off there.

01:26:53.660 What was I saying to this guy?

01:26:54.640 Is that,

01:26:55.900 well,

01:26:56.300 he was originally asking about,

01:26:57.620 um,

01:26:58.140 staying motivated when life changes so much,

01:27:00.120 so fast.

01:27:00.800 Right.

01:27:01.160 Okay.

01:27:01.660 So you got to get that moment for yourself.

01:27:03.420 Sometimes you have to find it.

01:27:04.700 Right.

01:27:05.700 Uh,

01:27:06.640 because yeah,

01:27:07.700 that imagination would give you fun ideas.

01:27:09.960 It would make your life fun.

01:27:11.540 Interesting.

01:27:12.060 You'd be able to conceptualize.

01:27:13.640 You'd be able to get a scope of your own life.

01:27:16.340 Um,

01:27:17.100 so that kind of helped sort things.

01:27:19.660 Now we're just always like in the,

01:27:21.880 uh,

01:27:22.840 experiential mode.

01:27:24.020 So we're not doing enough of the sorting to give us a good view of things.

01:27:28.300 Um,

01:27:29.040 and when you don't have a view of things that can lead to depression,

01:27:32.180 you're like,

01:27:32.660 Oh,

01:27:32.780 I don't know what I'm doing.

01:27:35.920 Yeah.

01:27:36.280 Because I'm not giving myself time to know what I'm doing.

01:27:38.600 I'm just doing.

01:27:40.680 Um,

01:27:41.340 so sometimes you need a little bit more time to know what you're doing,

01:27:43.940 to get a look at things.

01:27:45.440 If you're,

01:27:45.980 if things are too hectic,

01:27:47.680 uh,

01:27:49.280 but yeah,

01:27:51.220 I think to stay motivated,

01:27:52.500 I think more than ever,

01:27:54.580 we're at a time where you have to come to your own rescue.

01:28:01.440 You know,

01:28:02.080 the dark,

01:28:02.700 the,

01:28:02.840 the,

01:28:03.140 the,

01:28:03.460 the,

01:28:03.760 the dark arts of,

01:28:05.060 uh,

01:28:06.060 algorithms and screens and attention seeking advertisement.

01:28:13.280 You're depressed. 1.00

01:28:14.320 Don't you want these fucking Cadbury eggs? 1.00

01:28:19.280 That shit is at an all time high. 1.00

01:28:24.560 And you got us, 1.00

01:28:27.460 you have to,

01:28:27.940 sometimes you have to come to your own rescue and that's the worst thing we want to hear.

01:28:31.500 Because I want somebody to blame for how I'm,

01:28:36.300 how,

01:28:36.660 how,

01:28:36.900 how,

01:28:37.160 how I,

01:28:37.500 how I'm in,

01:28:38.340 how I'm feeling.

01:28:40.440 I want somebody to blame.

01:28:44.740 I don't want to buy.

01:28:45.720 I don't want to have to put it on my,

01:28:47.820 you know,

01:28:48.660 I don't want to have to put the cleats on me.

01:28:52.520 I just want to look at the shoe marks on me and blame them on and say,

01:28:58.260 Oh,

01:28:58.440 you know,

01:29:00.020 Deborah did that. 0.70

01:29:02.180 Jonathan did,

01:29:03.100 you know,

01:29:04.120 but I don't want to have to get up and make my own prints in the world.

01:29:08.480 So I think some of it can be that,

01:29:11.400 you know,

01:29:12.180 parents do get divorced.

01:29:13.220 A lot of times when you get out of high school,

01:29:14.680 they've been waiting to get divorced.

01:29:18.280 So as much as that can be tough on you,

01:29:20.040 I think try and recognize what their lives have been like,

01:29:22.580 maybe just hypothecine,

01:29:25.040 but recognize that they might've held on for an extra three years because you

01:29:30.160 were still in high school as a child.

01:29:34.260 So I don't know.

01:29:34.980 There's a lot there,

01:29:35.760 but even if you have awareness,

01:29:37.500 you're calling and thinking about what do I do?

01:29:41.040 You know,

01:29:41.540 how do I stay motivated?

01:29:43.160 What was the last part he asked about?

01:29:45.060 What do you ask about that?

01:29:48.600 Just,

01:29:49.120 um,

01:29:49.660 not being able to like waking up,

01:29:51.300 not knowing the motivation.

01:29:52.820 Yeah.

01:29:53.120 It was,

01:29:53.560 you know,

01:29:53.860 parents got divorced,

01:29:55.060 uh,

01:29:55.780 broke up with his girlfriend in college.

01:29:58.720 Yeah.

01:30:00.660 Yeah.

01:30:01.020 You got a lot going on.

01:30:02.820 So I think recognize that and give yourself a little bit of space.

01:30:05.640 Yeah.

01:30:05.840 You might not wake up with the best with the,

01:30:07.520 with a sense of purpose every day,

01:30:09.420 but if you do start to develop one for yourself,

01:30:12.440 man,

01:30:13.680 it's going to be helpful.

01:30:14.540 And you can,

01:30:15.240 here's something that I've learned recently from a fellow buddy of mine.

01:30:18.200 And this is my buddy,

01:30:19.220 Thomas that used to own gray block pizza.

01:30:22.180 And they were over there at 1811 Pico Boulevard on the way to the beach,

01:30:26.260 gray block,

01:30:27.280 get that hitter. 1.00

01:30:29.600 They was the original sponsor of this podcast.

01:30:31.780 And he told me the other day,

01:30:33.340 he said,

01:30:36.380 Hey man.

01:30:36.880 Uh,

01:30:37.120 and they make the blue cube bath.

01:30:38.560 Now he sold the one company and went from doing pizza pies to doing,

01:30:42.380 uh,

01:30:42.940 ice plunges.

01:30:44.600 And he's a,

01:30:45.280 he's a,

01:30:45.300 he's a,

01:30:45.560 he's a fellow that gave me that beautiful ice plunge at the house,

01:30:47.540 that blue cube.

01:30:50.360 Um,

01:30:50.920 but he said,

01:30:52.740 Hey man,

01:30:53.020 you can each day when I wake up,

01:30:54.400 I decided if the world is for me or if it's against me.

01:31:00.300 And that's,

01:31:01.280 that's pretty powerful.

01:31:04.080 Cause right there,

01:31:04.740 you're going to get a little bit of sense of purpose.

01:31:06.380 But having a good sense of purpose is so key,

01:31:14.820 man.

01:31:15.420 Um,

01:31:16.460 and I believe the world is for you.

01:31:20.820 I believe that the world is for us.

01:31:24.040 I really do.

01:31:25.100 I think that there's predators out there,

01:31:27.520 you know, 1.00

01:31:29.600 there's dirty lungs out there with damn trumpets, 1.00

01:31:34.200 tying the trumpets to their mouths. 1.00

01:31:36.380 But that don't mean that we can't fight,

01:31:41.360 baby.

01:31:41.580 That's what I'm saying.

01:31:44.560 And I think having a sense of purpose is key,

01:31:48.660 man.

01:31:49.200 And is the world for me or against me?

01:31:51.320 Cause if I say the world's against me,

01:31:53.060 then that's how my day is going to go.

01:31:55.580 This world is against me.

01:31:58.000 But if I say,

01:31:58.920 man,

01:31:59.100 the world is for me,

01:32:00.620 the world wants me to do well.

01:32:02.040 The world wants me to do better.

01:32:03.920 The world wants me to see someone and smile at them.

01:32:07.100 The world wants me to let someone go.

01:32:09.200 If they do something wrong,

01:32:10.560 not real,

01:32:11.160 like,

01:32:11.540 look,

01:32:11.960 not crazy.

01:32:12.640 If they do something, 1.00

01:32:13.260 they get your shit, 1.00

01:32:14.060 get their shit, 1.00

01:32:15.160 you know, 1.00

01:32:15.980 or go get your shit back. 1.00

01:32:17.420 That's what I mean. 1.00

01:32:19.080 But yeah,

01:32:20.840 the world is,

01:32:21.900 it's for me.

01:32:23.440 So anyway,

01:32:25.240 I believe that the world is for you.

01:32:27.060 I believe that.

01:32:28.240 And every day you might not succeed in thinking that way,

01:32:30.460 but over time you can.

01:32:32.280 I believe that you can.

01:32:33.860 So I just pray that you have some sense of purpose,

01:32:36.340 man.

01:32:36.500 I pray that I do too.

01:32:37.960 Every day I don't,

01:32:39.380 but some that,

01:32:39.980 you know,

01:32:40.120 but more often than not,

01:32:41.380 I feel like I do.

01:32:42.540 And,

01:32:42.780 um,

01:32:43.340 I'm grateful for that.

01:32:45.280 Uh,

01:32:46.120 but if you're struggling,

01:32:47.040 man,

01:32:47.120 if you're going through something,

01:32:48.060 man,

01:32:48.340 just don't feel like you're alone.

01:32:50.140 You know,

01:32:50.560 there's people thinking about you.

01:32:51.840 There's people,

01:32:52.320 you can't even see or feel in the distance that,

01:32:55.320 uh,

01:32:55.740 that care about you.

01:33:01.080 So let's get out of here the way we came in.

01:33:03.720 Sorry,

01:33:03.940 this is a long,

01:33:04.480 but I hadn't been,

01:33:04.980 gotten to spend time with you guys in a little while.

01:33:06.720 And,

01:33:07.120 uh,

01:33:07.840 and this was important to me.

01:33:10.080 I'm going to take a week off at some point in the coming weeks.

01:33:12.300 And so I'm gonna start to figure that out,

01:33:14.980 but,

01:33:15.300 uh,

01:33:16.120 you guys be good to yourselves,

01:33:17.300 baby.

01:33:17.920 Let's go out the way we came in on Eddie nine volts,

01:33:20.820 little black flies.

01:33:25.740 you can see the cigarette burns on the wall and all the empty bottles in

01:33:50.520 the hall.

01:33:55.740 Okay.

01:34:03.160 Okay.

01:34:03.680 Bye.

01:34:04.140 Bye.

01:34:05.160 Bye.

01:34:06.180 Bye.

01:34:06.200 Bye.

01:34:06.400 Bye.

01:34:06.700 Bye.

01:34:16.340 Bye.

01:34:21.300 Bye.

01:34:22.840 Bye.

01:34:23.280 Bye.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - April 05, 2023

E438 Man In Here

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