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00:01:49.920 Man, craziest thing.

00:01:52.640 You know, I was eating dinner.

00:01:55.180 You know, because I eat at night.

00:01:58.480 I'm not going to lie to anybody.

00:02:00.900 I eat it.

00:02:01.300 I eat it, you know.

00:02:02.740 I eat in the evening.

00:02:03.720 I eat at night.

00:02:05.240 I eat dinner.

00:02:06.720 You know, I'm a.

00:02:08.220 It's just kind of one of the people I am.

00:02:10.400 I'm somebody that eats dinner.

00:02:14.020 And.

00:02:15.640 Yeah, I guess there's a new.

00:02:17.220 I don't know if this is everywhere, but this was.

00:02:20.560 They're going.

00:02:22.420 Blood donor.

00:02:24.340 They're looking for blood.

00:02:25.840 They came to the door.

00:02:29.720 The blood donor people come to the door and ask if anybody is willing to donate blood.

00:02:36.300 And I'm like.

00:02:38.700 You know, I'm eating dinner.

00:02:40.520 That was the thing.

00:02:41.500 I'm having dinner.

00:02:42.260 I don't want to.

00:02:44.920 I guess I don't want to stop having dinner to give to give.

00:02:48.980 I mean, I want to give blood.

00:02:50.280 I want to be supportive.

00:02:51.080 I just think it's weird.

00:02:53.620 If they're going door to door.

00:02:55.840 Trying to get it.

00:03:00.020 I understand you go to door to door.

00:03:01.760 You need a glass of milk.

00:03:03.500 Right.

00:03:05.000 I understand you go door to door.

00:03:07.000 You need.

00:03:09.800 CPR.

00:03:11.020 You know, hey, Ernie can't breathe.

00:03:12.780 We can't.

00:03:13.280 You know, we need help.

00:03:15.300 But door to door for blood.

00:03:20.020 That's a.

00:03:22.600 I can't even handle the insect guy.

00:03:24.920 Hey, buddy.

00:03:25.660 We're he.

00:03:26.000 You know.

00:03:27.040 You know, that guy always shows up.

00:03:28.680 He's like, hey, man, we're just, you know.

00:03:31.480 We're doing.

00:03:32.000 We're exterminating. 0.98

00:03:32.920 The neighbors want to extend the option to you.

00:03:36.460 You know, we'll give you $40 off.

00:03:40.800 And then he's always like, what's that behind you?

00:03:42.560 Is that a wasp?

00:03:43.460 You know, he always they always try to scare you. 1.00

00:03:45.080 Them guys like, oh, damn. 1.00

00:03:47.660 He'll just do like that with his head. 1.00

00:03:49.420 And like, whoa.

00:03:49.920 Was that a what, you know, and they're doing fake wasps.

00:03:57.200 And some of these companies now, these insect companies, they'll have a guy sitting in the 0.98

00:04:00.720 truck with a little drone, little drone wasp, and he'll have that bitch going. 1.00

00:04:07.420 And they set you up. 1.00

00:04:08.620 And then he's like, damn, your house is infected. 1.00

00:04:11.500 You know. 0.99

00:04:13.620 You got bed bugs.

00:04:15.080 You got bench worms. 0.99

00:04:19.920 You got, damn, you could have, you know, there's probably bumblebees in your flout and 1.00

00:04:25.160 the, you know, in your bread box. 1.00

00:04:28.580 And you're like, what, you know.

00:04:29.640 But before you know it, that's $80.

00:04:32.420 And you got some guy spraying gas all around, you know, doing that gas all around the house.

00:04:38.460 Or the, you know, they come through and they're just spraying. 0.99

00:04:42.240 I mean, those insect people, they'll spray, damn. 0.99

00:04:45.500 I saw a dude one time. 0.99

00:04:46.980 He was on his phone and just had the gun, the spray gun just going.

00:04:49.920 And he left about probably seven or eight ounces of, you know, it's probably just repellent.

00:04:58.360 He left seven or eight ounces in a children's playroom.

00:05:01.180 I saw him just, he was on, he was just sitting on the gas.

00:05:04.080 He was on his phone ordering something.

00:05:06.700 Getting him a Jimmy John or getting him a Fat Sal's, you know, or something.

00:05:14.220 Or a vet, you know, getting him a little bit of Butch's pizza.

00:05:17.580 He was ordering something on the phone.

00:05:20.260 But, yeah, so those are people I can understand doing door to door.

00:05:27.100 Those are people I can understand.

00:05:28.600 But when they're door to door, they're like, hey, we're here with the blood, you know,

00:05:38.300 sowing, you know, state blood bank or something.

00:05:40.680 And we're here.

00:05:42.560 We're just seeing if anybody in the home today is willing to give blood.

00:05:45.460 And then the guy kind of looks in my house like,

00:05:47.600 like, like he's going to see somebody in a distance who just happened to be like,

00:05:54.820 oh, you know, I got a, I got extra blood on me or whatever.

00:05:59.340 Or, yeah, you know, I wouldn't, I was just going to play some Call of Duty,

00:06:03.860 but I'll drop off a pint.

00:06:05.520 I'll give you half a pint.

00:06:06.740 I, um, I don't know if I can legally give blood or not.

00:06:15.420 They said I couldn't one time because I had done steroid use.

00:06:21.320 And they won't let you give blood.

00:06:23.680 So it kind of hurt my feelings a little bit.

00:06:27.680 But, you know, it shouldn't hurt my feeling.

00:06:29.140 But when somebody's like, hey, we don't want your blood, that's a really,

00:06:33.500 because you got a lot of blood.

00:06:35.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:37.180 Somebody's like, damn, we won't, we don't want your blood. 0.99

00:06:42.040 Yeah, door-to-door salesman, that would be. 0.99

00:06:45.620 Going door-to-door.

00:06:48.640 They don't have as much of it.

00:06:50.940 You know, when I was young, the egg man would come,

00:06:53.400 and he'd come, and he'd bring, you know,

00:06:54.880 he'd show you a thing of eggs.

00:06:56.420 You want some eggs, you know?

00:07:00.360 And my mom would be like, get off our porch, 1.00

00:07:03.660 you fucking pervert. 1.00

00:07:04.820 Pervert. 1.00

00:07:06.320 Because sometimes he'd be looking in the windows. 0.88

00:07:08.200 Sometimes he'd just be looking at, he wouldn't even have any eggs.

00:07:11.120 He's like, dude, are you selling eggs?

00:07:13.160 Or are you just a peeping Tom?

00:07:16.920 You know, like, are you, you don't have any eggs.

00:07:20.220 So, what are you doing here?

00:07:23.880 You know, it's 10 p.m.

00:07:25.380 And who, what other drop, what other people,

00:07:29.680 they had door-to-door, um,

00:07:32.960 oh, the people would do the magazines,

00:07:35.980 and it was like a scam, you know?

00:07:37.240 They'd come, they'd be like, dancing on your porch,

00:07:40.640 like, hey, don't you want a copy of this magazine, you know?

00:07:44.300 And it would be a scam.

00:07:45.720 They'd have like a menu of magazines,

00:07:49.180 you know, like Time Magazine, you know,

00:07:50.620 Newsweek, Cosmopolitan, um, 0.99

00:07:54.500 bitches getting rowdy. 1.00

00:07:56.400 You're like, that's, 1.00

00:07:58.420 and that was a cookbook.

00:07:59.460 They also had like a little cookbook area.

00:08:01.000 Um, but I remember,

00:08:05.240 and it was always a scam.

00:08:06.240 You'd pay the guy,

00:08:06.840 you would never see the magazines.

00:08:09.060 And then a year later, they'd come back by.

00:08:13.260 But the, yeah, some of the titles they had on there,

00:08:15.360 it was just, they were like, is this,

00:08:17.040 are these really magazines, you know? 0.52

00:08:20.440 Gays and guns, and it was like, is that a,

00:08:26.380 that was a, I remember they had,

00:08:28.760 um, all types of stuff in there.

00:08:33.120 Sports Illustrated.

00:08:36.100 Um, different stuff.

00:08:38.160 Grateful to be here with you guys today.

00:08:40.300 I'm, I know it's been a while since we had a solo,

00:08:42.380 and I'm sorry about that.

00:08:44.040 But, uh, it won't be any longer.

00:08:50.480 Let's get into it, baby.

00:08:52.000 It's Bishop Gun.

00:08:52.860 Now I'm just floating on the breeze,

00:08:55.840 and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

00:08:58.760 I must be cornerstone.

00:09:03.980 Oh, but when I reach that ground,

00:09:06.740 I'll share this peace of mind.

00:09:08.860 I found I can feel it in my bones.

00:09:12.800 I'm gonna stand.

00:09:14.180 But it's gonna take a little time

00:09:18.600 for me to set that parking brake

00:09:22.400 and let myself unwind.

00:09:26.200 Shine that light on me.

00:09:31.620 I'll sit and tell you my stories.

00:09:36.900 Shine on me.

00:09:39.900 And I will find a song.

00:09:44.120 I will sing it just for you.

00:09:51.000 And there they are right there.

00:09:52.420 That's Bishop Gun with Shine. 0.99

00:09:54.600 Gotta love them.

00:09:55.560 So grateful for that song.

00:09:57.720 That song has really given us an anthem

00:09:59.560 and a piece of material over the years

00:10:02.820 to have together.

00:10:07.420 What's going on?

00:10:08.620 Just staying alive, brother.

00:10:10.140 That's it.

00:10:11.940 It's been a bit.

00:10:12.940 I'm trying to think of where to start.

00:10:15.040 I feel a little bit nervous, actually.

00:10:19.280 I think.

00:10:19.980 I don't know if I just haven't done this in a while.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:10:26.660 I feel a little nervous.

00:10:27.600 I feel kind of nervous today.

00:10:32.640 So that's okay.

00:10:33.500 I'm just gonna say that.

00:10:35.760 You know?

00:10:36.420 And that's okay.

00:10:37.360 Yeah, I want to just fill you in

00:10:41.220 what's going on with me recently.

00:10:43.740 Just tell you what I've been up to.

00:10:46.980 Yeah, see, I feel like I'm just forgetting

00:10:48.580 how to do this.

00:10:49.840 But that's okay.

00:10:51.300 I'm not.

00:10:52.020 It's just like a new...

00:10:52.820 It's just been a little bit.

00:10:55.780 I'm doing a solo episode.

00:10:57.220 I haven't done it in a while.

00:10:58.840 And so I'm really grateful.

00:11:00.500 I was really excited to be able to sit here

00:11:02.440 and I want to get into some calls in a little bit.

00:11:07.360 I just got back.

00:11:08.900 I went to UFC.

00:11:09.940 That was really cool.

00:11:10.640 But one thing I did really recently

00:11:13.220 that was just divine.

00:11:17.720 And I mean, you could just...

00:11:19.800 God, it was just dang divine.

00:11:24.280 I mean, you could feel the Lord

00:11:25.680 just touching you while you were watching it.

00:11:28.780 And it was the rodeo.

00:11:31.720 I went to the rodeo recently.

00:11:33.220 I went to the Franklin Rodeo.

00:11:35.140 And it was in Franklin, Tennessee.

00:11:36.320 And, man, the rodeo.

00:11:39.440 You think it's going to be a...

00:11:40.860 You know, a lot of people spit and dip

00:11:43.940 and even women doing it. 1.00

00:11:47.280 You'll have a woman. 0.73

00:11:48.420 She'll have a, you know... 0.97

00:11:50.320 She'll have a hit of Copenhagen tucked up. 0.96

00:11:53.500 You know, somebody...

00:11:54.220 They're tough.

00:11:55.520 They'll tuck a hit of Hagen 0.98

00:11:57.640 right up in their labia. 0.72

00:11:59.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:59.820 They don't...

00:12:00.960 You're like, 0.99

00:12:01.360 damn, where's she spitting from? 1.00

00:12:03.600 You know, it's tough. 1.00

00:12:04.640 So it can be a unique lot out there,

00:12:07.020 but...

00:12:08.140 Or a unique lot of people

00:12:09.460 that go to watch rodeo.

00:12:10.900 But it was unbelievably entertaining.

00:12:14.960 I had just...

00:12:16.140 I'd forgotten how good it was.

00:12:19.180 You know, I think I'd only been once.

00:12:21.240 And...

00:12:22.140 And I had pink eyes,

00:12:25.080 so I couldn't even see that good.

00:12:27.040 I remember, I think my mom took us once.

00:12:29.060 And, um...

00:12:31.060 And, yeah.

00:12:32.380 So I was, you know...

00:12:34.060 I only had...

00:12:35.620 You know, I was...

00:12:37.060 I was infected at the time,

00:12:39.020 so I couldn't see good.

00:12:39.660 But it was unbelievable.

00:12:41.180 I went to the Franklin Rodeo,

00:12:42.640 and...

00:12:43.900 At one point, there's this event

00:12:46.280 where they bring out all of these...

00:12:48.200 They bring children out of the stands.

00:12:50.020 And they...

00:12:51.360 They tie, like, ribbons to...

00:12:54.800 The...

00:12:55.500 The...

00:12:56.580 Tail...

00:12:57.820 Of...

00:12:59.540 Or they put, like, a ribbon

00:13:00.540 onto the end of a sheep.

00:13:03.220 And they let the sheep run,

00:13:04.620 and all these kids just chase these sheep

00:13:06.420 trying to get the ribbon off of the tail.

00:13:08.440 It's just...

00:13:09.460 It was insane.

00:13:10.840 And then you have also bull riding.

00:13:14.260 Um...

00:13:14.740 And then you have...

00:13:17.740 There's some calf...

00:13:20.020 Like, roping and stuff.

00:13:21.380 Some of that's kind of intense.

00:13:22.440 If you're...

00:13:23.360 Kind of, like, very...

00:13:24.820 You know, pretty sensitive.

00:13:25.820 It can be maybe a little bit intense.

00:13:28.700 But...

00:13:29.180 Yeah.

00:13:29.600 I mean, you'll see...

00:13:30.860 There'll be a lasso,

00:13:31.880 and sometimes they'll...

00:13:32.680 They'll...

00:13:33.180 You'll see milk fly out of something.

00:13:35.600 You know?

00:13:35.920 You're like, 0.99

00:13:36.260 Damn, was that milk? 0.99

00:13:37.940 And your dad's like, 1.00

00:13:38.980 Cover your eyes!

00:13:40.700 You're not supposed to be on this website.

00:13:43.420 Um...

00:13:44.140 But they had a horse.

00:13:45.260 There's one point where they...

00:13:46.220 Some...

00:13:46.540 This man had trained a horse.

00:13:48.020 And the horse...

00:13:50.220 Stands up on his legs, brother.

00:13:52.480 And I'd never seen this.

00:13:54.600 And this horse...

00:13:55.540 I don't know if he was like a business or...

00:13:57.260 Like a business horse,

00:13:58.440 or if he's one of the...

00:14:00.280 You know, if he...

00:14:02.300 I don't know how he got his skill set, really.

00:14:05.780 But he stood up on his legs,

00:14:07.100 like in the middle of the arena.

00:14:08.440 And then he walked...

00:14:10.300 Out of the arena.

00:14:12.060 On his legs.

00:14:14.840 A horse.

00:14:16.920 And I'd never seen it.

00:14:20.100 But it blew my mind.

00:14:21.140 Anyway, if you get a chance to go see...

00:14:23.260 A rodeo.

00:14:25.580 I totally recommend it.

00:14:26.780 I just...

00:14:27.380 I'd forgotten how great it was.

00:14:28.860 How interesting it was.

00:14:30.980 The different amounts of talent.

00:14:33.160 You get to cheer for people.

00:14:35.400 They got some hardcores out there, too.

00:14:38.480 I mean, they got some women out. 1.00

00:14:39.960 They got some strong, you know...

00:14:43.560 Men and women.

00:14:45.960 They got some people that are...

00:14:49.580 They'll... 1.00

00:14:50.260 They got some people that will fucking... 1.00

00:14:54.140 They'll shake your fucking hand. 1.00

00:14:56.840 You know? 1.00

00:14:58.160 They will shake your hand.

00:15:00.800 So they have some people like that out there.

00:15:04.240 But yeah, it was amazing.

00:15:05.780 I just want to recommend the rodeo

00:15:07.280 if you haven't been going and doing things

00:15:09.220 that are interesting.

00:15:10.280 Or you're thinking,

00:15:11.120 Oh, there's nothing in my area.

00:15:12.320 Or if you just haven't been to a rodeo

00:15:13.780 in a long time.

00:15:14.820 I want to recommend the rodeo.

00:15:19.500 What else?

00:15:20.140 We had the...

00:15:20.820 We had the Roseanne...

00:15:22.900 Our Roseanne episode

00:15:24.380 got taken down.

00:15:26.580 Do a little bit of business

00:15:27.660 with you guys here.

00:15:30.780 Our Roseanne episode got taken down.

00:15:33.180 And we got strikes on YouTube.

00:15:37.380 A strike on YouTube.

00:15:40.220 And we couldn't post for a week.

00:15:41.820 Those were the rules.

00:15:45.420 And at first, I was really shocked.

00:15:47.760 You know, I believe that...

00:15:48.640 I believe that what Roseanne said

00:15:50.080 was satire.

00:15:51.640 Right?

00:15:52.100 I believe that wholeheartedly.

00:15:54.200 I believe that she is a comedian.

00:15:57.780 I know she's a comedian. 1.00

00:15:59.080 We're having a satir...

00:15:59.680 We're having a conversation.

00:16:00.600 She was being satirical.

00:16:01.480 To me, very evident.

00:16:05.740 Now, YouTube has their own policies.

00:16:07.580 They have hate speech policies.

00:16:08.900 And that's what we got...

00:16:11.900 Our strike for.

00:16:14.560 Was hate speech.

00:16:17.100 And I think I was...

00:16:18.240 I was kind of offended by that.

00:16:21.120 You know, I thought...

00:16:22.140 I didn't think that that was...

00:16:24.380 I didn't think that it was fair.

00:16:27.200 And I think the toughest part was

00:16:28.940 there's no communication

00:16:31.220 you don't get to communicate with YouTube

00:16:33.640 really about it.

00:16:36.060 Right?

00:16:36.560 They kind of...

00:16:36.960 This ruling comes from like a place

00:16:38.540 you can't...

00:16:39.560 Or people you can't communicate with

00:16:41.200 or access.

00:16:41.900 And then...

00:16:42.860 That's how they do it.

00:16:44.560 Right?

00:16:45.640 And now I understand

00:16:46.600 they have their policies.

00:16:47.840 And they have to do their best

00:16:49.440 to uphold their policies.

00:16:50.960 Right?

00:16:51.200 And I'm thankful to YouTube.

00:16:53.540 I'm very grateful

00:16:54.500 that it exists.

00:16:56.760 Right?

00:16:57.200 Because I have a place to speak from.

00:17:01.520 You know, I have a platform

00:17:03.180 from which to talk

00:17:05.640 and a place to host a show.

00:17:08.220 Like, I'm very grateful for that.

00:17:10.280 Truly am.

00:17:12.520 But yeah, I think the tough part

00:17:13.820 was just that

00:17:14.420 it felt like there was

00:17:15.380 no communication about it.

00:17:16.740 It was just like,

00:17:17.360 this is what it is.

00:17:18.380 And...

00:17:20.380 And I understand

00:17:23.280 that's their policies.

00:17:25.660 But...

00:17:26.380 I think there was...

00:17:29.380 There should be...

00:17:30.300 I feel like you should have

00:17:31.120 some conversation about it.

00:17:33.900 Because they call...

00:17:36.200 For YouTube,

00:17:37.840 they call you like partners.

00:17:39.060 Right?

00:17:39.240 You're like,

00:17:39.580 we're partners.

00:17:41.560 You know?

00:17:42.740 Because I'm not an employee of YouTube.

00:17:45.180 But I'm a partner.

00:17:46.420 That's what they call it.

00:17:47.480 You know?

00:17:47.740 That you're a partner.

00:17:49.040 YouTube partner.

00:17:51.120 And so...

00:17:52.640 Yeah, I just felt like

00:17:53.960 if I'm a partner,

00:17:55.420 then let's

00:17:56.900 at least have a discussion

00:17:58.560 with me about what's going on.

00:18:02.920 So you can hear what I'm...

00:18:04.200 You can hear what I'm thinking

00:18:05.140 and what I'm feeling.

00:18:06.500 You know?

00:18:06.940 So I think that was the toughest part.

00:18:08.080 I just felt like it was kind of...

00:18:10.540 I felt like there was no chance

00:18:13.440 for me to...

00:18:15.740 speak.

00:18:17.740 Or share what I was thinking

00:18:19.180 or feeling.

00:18:20.160 And maybe that's just how it is.

00:18:21.680 You know?

00:18:21.960 That's business.

00:18:25.560 So I don't know.

00:18:26.520 I had some different feelings about it.

00:18:30.560 You know?

00:18:30.980 I also have to take into account

00:18:32.120 that I want to be able

00:18:33.180 to have a show.

00:18:33.860 I want to be able

00:18:34.380 to connect with people.

00:18:36.400 And...

00:18:36.960 And just times are different.

00:18:41.260 You know?

00:18:41.820 People could say...

00:18:43.340 Well, you can still have your voice

00:18:44.840 even if you lose a channel

00:18:46.280 or your social media gets taken down.

00:18:48.760 You still have your own voice.

00:18:50.600 Which is true.

00:18:51.580 But times have changed.

00:18:54.800 You know?

00:18:55.020 It's like...

00:18:56.020 It's not just a soapbox

00:18:58.000 in your neighborhood anymore

00:18:59.240 or in your tribe.

00:19:01.360 You know?

00:19:01.660 Your people are communicating

00:19:02.700 with a lot more people at once

00:19:04.780 and on bigger levels

00:19:07.500 or different levels.

00:19:09.840 But when you communicate

00:19:12.840 something out

00:19:13.400 in social media

00:19:15.380 or on YouTube

00:19:15.700 it's accessible

00:19:16.460 to more people.

00:19:17.280 So it's not like

00:19:17.800 you're just standing

00:19:18.380 on your soapbox

00:19:20.080 you know?

00:19:21.340 In a town hall

00:19:22.560 or something.

00:19:26.020 So it's really like

00:19:27.120 YouTube has kind of

00:19:27.900 become like paper.

00:19:28.900 Like they're the paper.

00:19:30.960 You know?

00:19:31.500 All these social media platforms

00:19:32.640 they're the paper now.

00:19:35.360 And it's almost...

00:19:36.320 Sometimes it feels like

00:19:36.960 well the paper

00:19:37.640 gets to determine

00:19:40.480 what's written on it.

00:19:42.620 Whereas it used to feel

00:19:43.840 more like

00:19:44.260 hey you can write

00:19:44.840 what you want

00:19:45.380 on this paper

00:19:46.180 and deal with

00:19:48.020 people's...

00:19:49.900 and deal with consequences

00:19:50.900 or interpretations of it.

00:19:52.980 But now

00:19:53.700 sometimes it feels like

00:19:54.540 well if you

00:19:55.120 put something on this paper

00:19:57.500 the paper

00:19:59.160 is now determining

00:20:01.920 what you're even allowed to...

00:20:03.840 It's like as if

00:20:04.560 a piece of paper

00:20:05.260 you're writing stuff on it

00:20:06.300 and the paper was able to...

00:20:07.640 edit

00:20:08.720 as you're writing.

00:20:11.580 So I don't know

00:20:12.360 if that makes any sense

00:20:13.440 but...

00:20:15.420 It's just...

00:20:17.100 You know?

00:20:17.740 It's just an interesting time.

00:20:19.360 Now what was

00:20:20.240 really crazy

00:20:21.300 was that

00:20:22.060 when the episode

00:20:23.920 got taken down

00:20:24.700 I believe that

00:20:25.700 it should be able

00:20:26.980 to live somewhere.

00:20:27.760 Right?

00:20:28.120 I believe that

00:20:28.900 it was a great episode.

00:20:30.200 I was really grateful

00:20:31.040 to

00:20:31.800 be able to talk with

00:20:34.580 you know

00:20:36.160 a real

00:20:36.580 matri... 1.00

00:20:37.240 matriarch? 0.99

00:20:38.800 Yeah.

00:20:39.400 A real matriarch 1.00

00:20:40.460 of comedy.

00:20:42.360 You know

00:20:42.920 she is...

00:20:45.040 I mean...

00:20:47.800 She... 1.00

00:20:48.380 There's nobody

00:20:49.200 like Roseanne.

00:20:51.520 You know

00:20:52.040 and I know

00:20:52.460 she's had a lot of

00:20:53.240 like things

00:20:53.880 that have come at her

00:20:54.640 over the years

00:20:55.180 a lot of...

00:20:56.040 You know

00:20:58.440 she always makes 0.83

00:20:59.120 controversy.

00:21:00.720 She always does.

00:21:04.200 Sometimes it seems

00:21:05.380 like it's too much

00:21:06.360 for sure.

00:21:07.960 Other times

00:21:08.760 it seems like

00:21:09.560 what you would expect

00:21:11.720 out of a comedian

00:21:12.540 out of a...

00:21:14.380 an instigator.

00:21:15.940 You know

00:21:16.500 it's kind of

00:21:16.780 what you would expect.

00:21:20.420 Because that's

00:21:21.220 what challenges

00:21:22.200 comedians

00:21:22.760 in the first place.

00:21:24.040 Like oh

00:21:24.600 I can say this

00:21:25.460 I can't say this.

00:21:26.600 How do I

00:21:27.460 you know

00:21:28.960 how do I

00:21:30.000 mill around

00:21:30.980 this area

00:21:31.900 of taboo?

00:21:34.920 Right?

00:21:35.940 Whatever the taboo is.

00:21:40.740 But then

00:21:41.620 so then I put

00:21:42.280 the episode

00:21:42.720 onto

00:21:43.200 Twitter.

00:21:46.300 Because they allow

00:21:47.740 longer form episodes

00:21:48.940 now.

00:21:49.740 Or longer video

00:21:50.820 on there.

00:21:51.800 And then

00:21:52.300 Elon Musk 0.94

00:21:53.480 the freaking 0.99

00:21:54.880 alien 0.98

00:21:55.440 liaison

00:21:57.520 you know

00:21:58.640 he

00:22:00.420 he shared it.

00:22:03.800 And so

00:22:04.140 that went

00:22:04.860 I mean

00:22:06.100 that was

00:22:06.420 unbelievable.

00:22:08.120 That you know

00:22:08.560 just the fact

00:22:09.100 that he did it

00:22:09.780 you know.

00:22:11.520 Now

00:22:11.860 and whatever

00:22:12.240 you think

00:22:12.720 about Elon

00:22:13.120 you know

00:22:13.740 or whatever

00:22:14.100 you know

00:22:14.740 that's not it

00:22:15.480 that isn't

00:22:16.360 that's not

00:22:17.040 what I'm thinking

00:22:17.460 about.

00:22:17.780 I'm just

00:22:18.040 thinking how

00:22:18.440 fat

00:22:18.760 here was like 0.92

00:22:19.420 a man

00:22:19.820 who's like

00:22:20.160 an influential

00:22:20.820 man

00:22:21.440 and he's

00:22:23.080 sharing

00:22:23.480 you know

00:22:25.120 me and

00:22:25.880 Roseanne and I

00:22:26.600 having a

00:22:26.920 conversation

00:22:27.500 so

00:22:28.040 it was just

00:22:29.580 pretty fascinating.

00:22:31.800 The whole

00:22:32.460 experience is

00:22:33.060 kind of

00:22:33.300 fascinating.

00:22:34.620 You know

00:22:34.800 I think

00:22:35.160 I was bummed

00:22:36.220 out because

00:22:36.520 I feel like

00:22:36.840 I've done

00:22:37.080 a lot of

00:22:37.500 like neat

00:22:38.580 work on

00:22:39.180 YouTube

00:22:39.460 and I try

00:22:39.960 and show

00:22:40.360 up every

00:22:40.780 week for

00:22:41.180 the channel

00:22:41.740 and

00:22:42.780 yeah

00:22:45.660 so I

00:22:46.060 think

00:22:46.240 that's

00:22:46.520 what

00:22:46.640 that's

00:22:46.920 what

00:22:47.100 it was

00:22:47.400 like

00:22:47.680 if we're

00:22:48.460 partners

00:22:49.080 have a

00:22:49.820 discussion

00:22:50.380 at least

00:22:51.500 someone

00:22:52.200 speak to

00:22:52.820 me

00:22:53.180 but

00:22:56.520 that's

00:22:57.160 that's

00:22:59.080 their

00:22:59.280 it's

00:22:59.540 their

00:22:59.780 it's

00:23:00.280 their

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00:23:02.040 those

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00:23:03.420 their

00:23:03.640 rules

00:23:04.120 and

00:23:05.300 you know

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00:23:06.080 we have

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00:26:25.240 god I don't

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00:26:26.840 man

00:26:27.340 I had a

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00:26:33.220 I got to

00:26:33.500 go to

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00:26:49.340 appropriately

00:26:49.840 aged

00:26:50.520 two buckets

00:26:52.020 of water

00:26:52.520 homie

00:26:52.800 they'll do

00:26:53.080 you know

00:26:53.920 if you're

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00:26:55.380 they got

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00:26:56.520 drought

00:26:56.940 if you start

00:27:00.040 crying

00:27:00.540 somebody come

00:27:01.120 up and hold

00:27:01.500 a plant

00:27:01.940 right under

00:27:02.400 you

00:27:02.640 like hey

00:27:03.440 buddy

00:27:03.800 I know

00:27:04.240 you're

00:27:04.420 depressed

00:27:04.880 but

00:27:05.160 I got

00:27:07.320 this

00:27:07.540 bougainville

00:27:08.280 that needs

00:27:09.040 some help

00:27:09.640 yeah there's

00:27:12.280 a drought

00:27:12.680 and I thought

00:27:13.500 it was

00:27:13.740 interesting

00:27:14.140 like in

00:27:14.820 this town

00:27:15.460 we did

00:27:16.420 a show

00:27:16.660 in Springdale

00:27:17.340 Utah

00:27:17.740 and it

00:27:18.340 was beautiful

00:27:18.840 I'd never

00:27:20.200 done this

00:27:20.560 it was like

00:27:20.940 outdoors

00:27:21.620 and there

00:27:22.180 was

00:27:22.540 you know

00:27:25.360 just nature

00:27:26.320 big chunks

00:27:27.080 of

00:27:27.260 what is it

00:27:32.560 like a big

00:27:33.040 how do I

00:27:36.340 big chunk

00:27:38.420 of nature

00:27:39.000 it's like

00:27:40.720 where nature

00:27:41.140 raises their

00:27:41.780 hand kind

00:27:42.280 of mountains

00:27:42.780 they have

00:27:44.060 huge mountains

00:27:45.260 and

00:27:47.040 what is that

00:27:47.780 mountain range

00:27:48.940 southern

00:27:50.640 Utah

00:27:51.680 yeah

00:27:55.360 and that

00:27:56.520 mountain range

00:27:57.160 is the

00:27:57.540 Wasatch

00:27:58.320 range

00:27:58.820 I think

00:27:59.340 and it

00:28:00.660 goes over

00:28:01.160 there to

00:28:01.800 Mount Zion

00:28:03.180 Park

00:28:03.780 and it's

00:28:04.740 just stunning

00:28:05.280 we had a

00:28:06.800 show over

00:28:07.140 there

00:28:07.420 and my

00:28:08.040 brother lives

00:28:08.560 in that

00:28:08.800 area

00:28:09.020 and they

00:28:09.460 only have

00:28:09.880 so much

00:28:10.260 water

00:28:10.660 and so

00:28:12.340 yeah I

00:28:13.940 mean you

00:28:14.160 gotta

00:28:14.380 you know

00:28:16.100 you gotta

00:28:16.420 you gotta

00:28:17.020 ask for

00:28:17.440 help

00:28:17.780 if you need

00:28:20.120 water

00:28:20.500 you

00:28:20.740 they don't

00:28:22.100 people don't

00:28:22.600 have it

00:28:23.040 you know

00:28:26.380 people just

00:28:26.980 don't

00:28:27.340 I mean

00:28:27.720 you said

00:28:27.980 I would

00:28:28.800 find myself 0.91

00:28:29.280 licking my

00:28:29.960 hands and

00:28:30.500 then rubbing

00:28:30.980 it in my

00:28:31.380 eyes

00:28:31.800 so I could

00:28:33.160 still blink

00:28:33.820 like you get

00:28:34.460 dehydrated

00:28:36.320 there

00:28:36.660 pretty easily

00:28:37.800 so

00:28:38.400 they have

00:28:39.520 like water

00:28:40.060 shares

00:28:40.660 it's called

00:28:41.180 in the area

00:28:41.780 where

00:28:42.180 if you

00:28:44.380 move

00:28:45.660 you can't

00:28:46.140 build a new

00:28:46.800 home there

00:28:47.360 unless you

00:28:48.100 have water

00:28:48.620 shares

00:28:49.060 and

00:28:51.080 and that's

00:28:53.160 like your

00:28:53.460 allotment

00:28:53.940 of water

00:28:54.440 and my

00:28:56.240 brother in

00:28:56.700 the morning

00:28:57.080 they go

00:28:57.460 and they

00:28:57.680 turn

00:28:57.960 they go

00:28:58.680 in different

00:28:59.260 parts of

00:28:59.720 their town

00:29:00.680 and they

00:29:01.300 have to

00:29:01.540 turn these

00:29:02.000 different

00:29:02.280 valves

00:29:02.960 and then

00:29:03.920 they get

00:29:04.620 their share

00:29:05.200 of water

00:29:05.780 so it's

00:29:07.800 pretty

00:29:08.180 like we

00:29:09.400 went for a

00:29:09.980 ride and

00:29:10.620 we turned

00:29:11.240 a valve

00:29:12.000 and we went

00:29:12.760 to another

00:29:13.140 part and

00:29:13.920 turned another

00:29:14.440 one and

00:29:15.780 then went

00:29:16.500 to another

00:29:16.880 place and

00:29:17.500 turned another

00:29:18.220 one

00:29:18.520 and at

00:29:19.540 that time

00:29:20.060 you're like

00:29:20.440 unleashing

00:29:22.160 the water

00:29:22.720 and then

00:29:23.800 you get

00:29:24.100 back home

00:29:24.760 and the

00:29:25.240 water is

00:29:25.640 just coming

00:29:26.080 down the

00:29:26.420 street

00:29:26.640 like in

00:29:26.980 this little

00:29:27.540 like cement

00:29:30.640 ravine

00:29:31.280 and you're

00:29:32.420 getting like

00:29:32.880 your allotment

00:29:33.560 of water

00:29:34.040 for the

00:29:35.880 week or

00:29:36.380 month

00:29:36.700 I thought

00:29:37.420 that was

00:29:37.700 pretty cool

00:29:38.060 I'd never

00:29:38.300 seen it

00:29:38.640 before

00:29:38.960 but the

00:29:40.100 people are 1.00

00:29:40.460 damn 0.99

00:29:40.640 dehydrated 1.00

00:29:41.360 there

00:29:41.620 you know

00:29:42.200 you gotta

00:29:43.060 you know

00:29:43.760 they're sharing

00:29:44.560 water every

00:29:45.140 ounce is accounted

00:29:45.980 for in that

00:29:46.520 area

00:29:46.840 you'll tell

00:29:47.920 you'll tell

00:29:48.460 a neighbor

00:29:48.780 hey can

00:29:49.060 you flush

00:29:49.480 your toilet

00:29:50.060 because

00:29:51.440 we

00:29:54.200 we want

00:29:55.800 to make

00:29:56.120 some soup

00:29:56.800 you know

00:29:57.160 it's just

00:29:57.520 they don't

00:29:58.200 have

00:29:58.740 they don't

00:30:01.160 have a lot

00:30:01.600 to go

00:30:01.900 around

00:30:02.340 so

00:30:03.020 what else

00:30:07.380 do I want

00:30:07.660 to talk

00:30:07.940 to you

00:30:08.180 guys

00:30:08.400 about

00:30:08.860 oh I

00:30:11.500 went and

00:30:11.740 did 0.96

00:30:11.880 kill

00:30:12.140 Tony 0.99

00:30:12.520 that was

00:30:12.900 amazing

00:30:13.560 if you

00:30:14.180 haven't

00:30:14.440 seen

00:30:14.680 kill 0.99

00:30:14.940 Tony 0.99

00:30:15.360 it's

00:30:17.680 unbelievable

00:30:18.460 I think

00:30:19.780 it's

00:30:20.020 unbelievable

00:30:20.800 what they

00:30:21.280 put together

00:30:21.960 there

00:30:22.300 it's

00:30:23.740 it's like

00:30:25.680 the realist

00:30:26.780 I mean

00:30:29.260 they have

00:30:29.480 people that

00:30:29.920 get up

00:30:30.360 to get up

00:30:30.980 and do

00:30:31.280 one minute

00:30:32.000 of comedy

00:30:32.460 have your

00:30:32.780 name pulled

00:30:33.260 out of a

00:30:33.720 hat

00:30:34.040 it's so

00:30:35.480 hard to

00:30:35.960 do

00:30:36.220 one minute

00:30:36.980 is hard

00:30:37.540 to do

00:30:37.960 because it's

00:30:39.600 like

00:30:39.900 you can't

00:30:42.340 really go

00:30:43.040 into a

00:30:43.460 story

00:30:44.040 so you

00:30:45.520 kind of

00:30:45.880 have to

00:30:46.300 just tell

00:30:46.720 a couple

00:30:47.040 jokes

00:30:47.460 but it's

00:30:51.280 just so

00:30:51.720 much pressure

00:30:52.420 and then

00:30:53.500 it's crazy

00:30:54.940 because the

00:30:55.520 performer gets

00:30:56.360 one minute

00:30:56.960 and they know

00:30:57.700 that's what

00:30:58.060 they get

00:30:58.460 but then

00:30:59.320 Tony gets

00:31:00.020 2,000

00:31:00.960 minutes

00:31:01.320 if he

00:31:01.660 wants to

00:31:02.120 rip 0.82

00:31:02.360 them to 1.00

00:31:02.620 shreds 1.00

00:31:03.400 and they

00:31:05.180 just have

00:31:05.460 a beautiful

00:31:06.140 band there

00:31:07.060 somebody is

00:31:08.160 blind

00:31:09.220 so that's

00:31:11.340 you know

00:31:11.900 anytime you

00:31:13.100 got a blind

00:31:13.720 guy that's a 1.00

00:31:14.320 fucking crystal 1.00

00:31:15.120 ball right 1.00

00:31:15.720 there

00:31:16.080 that's the

00:31:17.480 original crystal

00:31:18.280 ball

00:31:18.640 do you rub

00:31:19.240 on a blind

00:31:19.760 guy until he

00:31:20.320 says something

00:31:21.020 and if

00:31:23.460 that you

00:31:23.820 know

00:31:24.080 I mean

00:31:26.660 that's

00:31:27.260 that's dark

00:31:28.120 magic baby

00:31:28.880 if you rub

00:31:30.940 on a blind

00:31:31.700 until they

00:31:32.280 just whatever

00:31:33.000 they say

00:31:33.560 and then

00:31:33.840 that's

00:31:34.400 that's the

00:31:35.680 original crystal

00:31:36.460 ball right

00:31:37.080 there

00:31:37.420 but if you

00:31:39.080 haven't seen

00:31:39.380 Kill Tony

00:31:39.760 I was just 0.99

00:31:40.180 it just blew

00:31:41.060 my mind how

00:31:41.600 great it was

00:31:42.360 and what I

00:31:43.160 just forget

00:31:43.860 kind of

00:31:44.420 and it's

00:31:45.560 it's just

00:31:46.360 if you never

00:31:46.780 watched it

00:31:47.300 you just have

00:31:47.680 to watch it

00:31:48.280 sometime

00:31:48.780 so

00:31:51.540 what else

00:31:53.280 did I want

00:31:53.640 to say

00:31:53.860 went to

00:31:54.200 Tampa

00:31:54.680 had a couple

00:31:56.200 good shows

00:31:56.680 in Tampa

00:31:56.960 one night

00:31:57.400 was a little

00:31:57.940 tough I

00:31:58.480 thought

00:31:58.940 same for

00:32:00.240 Vegas

00:32:00.560 one night

00:32:01.040 was a little

00:32:01.540 tough

00:32:02.180 oh what's

00:32:03.680 been going

00:32:04.080 on dude

00:32:04.680 I don't

00:32:04.900 even know

00:32:05.140 what we're

00:32:05.320 talking about

00:32:06.040 you know

00:32:09.260 I think

00:32:09.640 I've been

00:32:09.940 feeling

00:32:10.240 I feel

00:32:10.780 I think

00:32:11.120 what I'm

00:32:11.740 realizing

00:32:12.040 what I feel

00:32:12.460 I feel

00:32:12.700 I just feel

00:32:13.020 a lot of

00:32:13.400 pressure

00:32:13.720 today

00:32:14.160 and I know

00:32:16.880 there's no

00:32:17.300 pressure by

00:32:17.860 you guys

00:32:18.480 it's just

00:32:19.020 pressure by

00:32:19.640 from my

00:32:20.200 own

00:32:20.680 self

00:32:21.900 I guess

00:32:22.420 you know

00:32:22.760 I just

00:32:23.480 feel

00:32:24.120 as the

00:32:27.140 podcast

00:32:27.500 has gotten

00:32:27.960 busier

00:32:28.580 I feel

00:32:30.740 more

00:32:31.420 I guess

00:32:33.620 I feel

00:32:34.100 more

00:32:34.680 like

00:32:36.080 like

00:32:37.260 how do

00:32:39.720 I do

00:32:40.060 it

00:32:40.280 that

00:32:40.640 like

00:32:40.880 that I

00:32:41.140 have to

00:32:41.400 do it

00:32:41.640 that I

00:32:42.220 have to

00:32:42.640 do it

00:32:43.180 perfectly

00:32:43.700 you know

00:32:47.000 that's what

00:32:47.320 I feel

00:32:47.640 like

00:32:48.000 yeah

00:32:51.060 I think

00:32:52.220 I feel

00:32:52.660 like

00:32:52.900 since

00:32:53.160 there's

00:32:53.400 more

00:32:53.860 people

00:32:54.820 that

00:32:54.980 have

00:32:55.080 been

00:32:55.240 tuning

00:32:55.440 in

00:32:55.680 that

00:32:55.800 I

00:32:55.880 have

00:32:56.020 to

00:32:56.120 do

00:32:56.240 it

00:32:56.340 perfectly

00:32:56.780 so

00:33:01.280 and that's

00:33:02.500 okay

00:33:02.720 it's a normal

00:33:03.300 probably

00:33:03.660 thing

00:33:04.180 that people

00:33:05.200 feel that

00:33:05.680 way

00:33:06.040 yeah

00:33:10.200 sorry

00:33:10.400 I'm

00:33:10.500 just

00:33:10.620 taking

00:33:10.800 you guys

00:33:11.120 through

00:33:11.280 I guess

00:33:11.600 some of

00:33:11.840 my

00:33:11.960 thoughts

00:33:12.260 right

00:33:12.500 now

00:33:12.800 but

00:33:13.540 I

00:33:13.800 can't

00:33:14.520 do it

00:33:16.500 perfectly

00:33:16.900 you know

00:33:20.700 I can't

00:33:21.120 do it

00:33:21.340 perfectly

00:33:21.640 so I

00:33:22.120 have to

00:33:22.780 be careful

00:33:23.120 not to

00:33:23.460 leave

00:33:23.740 myself

00:33:24.120 in that

00:33:24.440 space

00:33:24.820 where I'm

00:33:25.240 putting that

00:33:26.440 much

00:33:26.600 pressure

00:33:26.960 on

00:33:27.120 myself

00:33:27.580 yeah

00:33:31.880 so I'm

00:33:34.520 just gonna

00:33:34.840 do it

00:33:35.220 to the

00:33:35.580 best of

00:33:36.420 my

00:33:36.560 ability

00:33:36.940 that's

00:33:37.520 what I'm

00:33:37.780 gonna do

00:33:38.280 and I

00:33:38.940 know it's

00:33:39.220 easy for me

00:33:39.620 to say

00:33:39.960 that

00:33:40.340 but yeah

00:33:40.920 for some

00:33:41.320 reason I

00:33:41.740 just have

00:33:42.100 a lot of

00:33:42.460 that feeling

00:33:42.960 like

00:33:43.360 I just

00:33:44.580 have

00:33:44.760 I think

00:33:45.160 that's

00:33:45.520 that's

00:33:46.140 some of

00:33:46.380 the

00:33:46.500 nervousness

00:33:47.200 that

00:33:48.740 that I

00:33:49.840 feel like

00:33:50.380 this feeling

00:33:50.820 of just

00:33:51.460 that I

00:33:51.620 have to

00:33:51.800 do

00:33:51.900 this

00:33:52.100 perfectly

00:33:52.560 and

00:33:54.760 that's

00:33:55.260 I don't

00:33:57.040 know what

00:33:57.280 that is

00:33:57.700 but

00:33:58.080 it's

00:34:00.240 it feels

00:34:01.460 like a

00:34:01.760 pressure

00:34:02.160 and I

00:34:03.300 know

00:34:03.460 nobody's

00:34:03.860 putting that

00:34:04.160 pressure on

00:34:04.680 me it's

00:34:05.040 just in

00:34:05.340 my own

00:34:05.780 head and

00:34:06.420 some of

00:34:06.700 that was

00:34:06.960 probably

00:34:07.220 natural but

00:34:07.880 I just

00:34:08.140 wanted to

00:34:08.720 speak that

00:34:09.620 out loud so

00:34:10.320 I'm

00:34:10.700 just conscious

00:34:12.940 of what

00:34:13.460 I'm feeling

00:34:14.860 instead of

00:34:15.800 just feeling

00:34:16.400 something and

00:34:17.000 not trying to

00:34:18.280 know what it

00:34:18.780 is but

00:34:20.220 let's get

00:34:20.480 into some

00:34:20.760 calls man

00:34:21.340 we had

00:34:21.660 some that

00:34:21.980 came in

00:34:22.560 as always

00:34:23.440 the hotline

00:34:23.900 is 985-664-9503

00:34:27.040 the Baja

00:34:28.560 I've been

00:34:30.500 working on

00:34:30.880 that Jesse

00:34:31.320 Ventura

00:34:31.760 down in

00:34:32.220 the Baja

00:34:32.920 in the Baja

00:34:34.040 soda

00:34:34.760 Baja

00:34:36.880 in the

00:34:37.860 Baja

00:34:38.200 soda

00:34:38.900 Minnesota

00:34:40.540 yeah

00:34:41.540 and you

00:34:43.300 want to

00:34:43.620 know

00:34:43.800 why

00:34:44.440 and you

00:34:46.700 want to

00:34:47.160 know

00:34:47.440 why

00:34:48.360 Baja

00:34:50.880 do

00:34:52.860 do

00:34:52.880 re

00:34:53.340 mi

00:34:53.880 ba

00:34:54.480 la

00:34:55.340 ti

00:34:55.900 do

00:34:56.480 got

00:34:58.280 this

00:34:58.480 pug

00:34:58.840 shirt

00:34:59.120 on

00:34:59.340 I'm

00:34:59.460 keyed

00:34:59.800 up

00:35:00.020 boy 1.00

00:35:00.400 damn 1.00

00:35:02.080 son 1.00

00:35:02.560 I'll 0.65

00:35:04.280 pee

00:35:04.820 behind

00:35:05.200 your

00:35:05.380 cousin's

00:35:05.860 house

00:35:06.100 dog

00:35:06.360 with

00:35:06.540 this

00:35:06.760 shirt

00:35:06.980 on

00:35:07.280 that's

00:35:09.620 who I

00:35:10.020 am

00:35:10.260 bro

00:35:10.520 I'll

00:35:11.960 run

00:35:12.160 up

00:35:12.340 and

00:35:12.460 just

00:35:12.640 start 0.91

00:35:12.880 humping 0.99

00:35:13.220 your 0.99

00:35:13.440 leg

00:35:13.860 baby

00:35:14.320 that's

00:35:15.500 what

00:35:15.660 happens

00:35:16.140 on

00:35:16.380 me

00:35:16.560 with

00:35:17.900 this

00:35:18.160 shirt

00:35:18.360 on

00:35:18.580 anything

00:35:18.840 is

00:35:19.060 possible

00:35:19.560 you

00:35:20.680 can

00:35:20.820 identify

00:35:21.280 whatever

00:35:21.680 you

00:35:21.920 want

00:35:22.280 that's

00:35:24.040 the

00:35:24.160 thing

00:35:24.560 bro

00:35:25.920 you

00:35:26.120 could

00:35:26.340 you

00:35:26.720 know

00:35:26.960 you

00:35:29.220 could

00:35:29.400 chase

00:35:29.760 somebody's 1.00

00:35:31.080 fucking 1.00

00:35:31.360 you 1.00

00:35:32.080 could

00:35:32.240 chase

00:35:32.500 a

00:35:32.680 squirrel

00:35:33.100 and

00:35:34.680 nobody

00:35:35.040 say

00:35:35.320 nothing

00:35:35.620 to

00:35:35.860 you

00:35:36.080 that's

00:35:37.300 the

00:35:37.440 power

00:35:37.700 of

00:35:37.820 the

00:35:37.920 pug

00:35:38.220 shirt

00:35:38.560 that's

00:35:40.860 the

00:35:40.980 power

00:35:41.240 of

00:35:41.380 the

00:35:41.460 pug

00:35:41.720 shirt

00:35:42.000 baby

00:35:42.300 um

00:35:44.760 let's

00:35:45.720 get into

00:35:45.940 a couple

00:35:46.180 calls

00:35:46.520 here

00:35:47.000 this

00:35:48.920 is

00:35:49.040 garland

00:35:49.340 dreck

00:35:49.560 i'd

00:35:49.780 like

00:35:49.880 to

00:35:50.000 talk

00:35:50.200 to

00:35:50.360 you

00:35:50.580 because

00:35:51.980 you're

00:35:52.180 one

00:35:52.300 of my

00:35:52.540 favorite

00:35:52.840 comedians

00:35:53.520 thank

00:35:54.580 you

00:35:54.720 garland 0.97

00:35:55.120 dreck

00:35:55.460 um

00:35:56.420 appreciate

00:35:57.380 the call

00:35:57.820 brother

00:35:58.120 and thank

00:35:58.640 you for

00:35:58.840 the nice

00:35:59.180 words

00:35:59.600 man

00:35:59.940 let's

00:36:00.980 hear

00:36:01.080 more

00:36:01.400 my

00:36:02.160 phone

00:36:02.400 number

00:36:02.640 is

00:36:02.840 270

00:36:03.420 893

00:36:06.200 55 0.99

00:36:09.260 shit 0.99

00:36:11.720 i remember 0.99

00:36:12.120 my number

00:36:12.560 man

00:36:12.880 270

00:36:14.760 893

00:36:16.420 893

00:36:17.320 270 1.00

00:36:20.040 fuck 1.00

00:36:22.540 55 0.99

00:36:24.520 893

00:36:27.040 893

00:36:29.520 270 1.00

00:36:31.300 fuck 1.00

00:36:33.260 well 1.00

00:36:35.220 and

00:36:35.520 and uh

00:36:36.680 hold on

00:36:37.320 man

00:36:37.580 yeah

00:36:38.000 that's

00:36:38.540 and that's

00:36:39.380 there you

00:36:40.380 go

00:36:40.640 well

00:36:40.980 we tried

00:36:43.680 our best

00:36:44.160 garland

00:36:44.620 we tried

00:36:45.660 our best

00:36:46.120 there brother

00:36:46.620 and thank

00:36:48.000 you uh

00:36:48.800 again for

00:36:49.400 the nice

00:36:49.880 words and

00:36:50.620 that's where

00:36:51.880 that look

00:36:52.340 that's the age

00:36:52.960 we live in

00:36:53.540 now people

00:36:54.280 don't remember

00:36:54.660 their phone

00:36:55.080 number

00:36:55.440 that's the

00:36:56.660 time we

00:36:56.960 live in

00:36:57.200 people do

00:36:57.640 not know

00:36:58.000 their phone

00:36:58.400 numbers

00:36:58.780 um

00:37:00.260 what else

00:37:02.320 we got

00:37:02.840 here

00:37:03.320 hey

00:37:06.860 theo

00:37:07.540 uh

00:37:08.420 recently

00:37:09.700 i was

00:37:10.900 at the

00:37:11.760 obgyn

00:37:14.400 the

00:37:14.800 ladies 0.99

00:37:15.560 doctor

00:37:16.260 um

00:37:17.700 i recently

00:37:18.620 miscarried

00:37:19.860 and

00:37:20.900 you know

00:37:21.560 you have

00:37:21.960 to go

00:37:22.320 for a

00:37:22.700 couple

00:37:22.940 appointments

00:37:23.700 afterward

00:37:24.360 and i

00:37:25.560 happen to

00:37:26.280 have been

00:37:26.960 listening

00:37:27.440 to your

00:37:29.020 and stavros

00:37:30.400 is uh

00:37:31.420 podcast

00:37:32.060 and the

00:37:33.760 doctor

00:37:34.260 overheard

00:37:35.400 where

00:37:35.900 you prefer

00:37:37.460 to call

00:37:38.500 the ladies 0.85

00:37:39.720 parts

00:37:40.720 uh

00:37:41.400 cooter

00:37:41.720 oh yeah

00:37:42.640 cooter baby

00:37:44.420 i know what

00:37:44.840 you're saying

00:37:45.280 and that's

00:37:45.920 yeah

00:37:47.660 because cooter

00:37:48.500 you know

00:37:51.860 people know

00:37:52.740 what it is

00:37:53.360 but you could

00:37:53.780 also pretend

00:37:54.400 hey it could

00:37:55.040 be something

00:37:55.440 else you know

00:37:56.040 oh man

00:37:56.720 we were

00:37:57.080 we just saw

00:37:58.460 a cooter

00:37:58.880 run by here

00:37:59.760 you know

00:38:00.660 well look

00:38:01.860 what is that

00:38:02.300 a cooter

00:38:02.740 you know

00:38:03.340 you could

00:38:03.600 almost pretend 1.00

00:38:04.260 oh damn 1.00

00:38:05.480 my cousin 1.00

00:38:07.080 you just got

00:38:09.780 attacked by

00:38:11.720 a cooter

00:38:12.180 um

00:38:13.380 yeah just

00:38:13.840 there's i think

00:38:14.640 you know it's still

00:38:15.600 enough of the

00:38:16.240 masking where

00:38:17.100 you don't have

00:38:17.660 to

00:38:18.140 you know

00:38:20.740 say

00:38:21.300 uh

00:38:22.340 you know

00:38:25.480 what i'm

00:38:25.680 talking about

00:38:26.240 so

00:38:28.300 onward

00:38:29.060 instead of

00:38:30.560 the other

00:38:31.360 word that

00:38:31.920 starts with

00:38:32.620 a p

00:38:33.160 yeah

00:38:33.920 and i just

00:38:34.660 said it too

00:38:35.280 i'm gonna say

00:38:35.760 it again

00:38:36.060 real quick

00:38:36.600 i'm gonna

00:38:36.860 pretend like

00:38:37.260 i'm not

00:38:37.560 saying it

00:38:38.000 but

00:38:38.160 okay

00:38:40.360 onward

00:38:40.820 and

00:38:42.040 she thought

00:38:43.580 that it

00:38:44.160 was

00:38:44.620 absolutely

00:38:45.880 one of the

00:38:46.600 funniest things

00:38:47.380 she had ever

00:38:48.020 heard

00:38:48.480 and then

00:38:50.160 she asked

00:38:51.020 what

00:38:51.480 you would

00:38:52.880 prefer to

00:38:53.880 call

00:38:54.380 the male

00:38:55.520 equivalent

00:38:56.040 and i realized

00:38:57.460 i didn't

00:38:58.480 know

00:38:58.860 what you

00:39:00.560 would prefer

00:39:01.100 to call

00:39:01.600 it

00:39:01.840 that deaf 0.99

00:39:02.620 leopard

00:39:02.980 homie

00:39:03.340 that's what

00:39:03.700 i call

00:39:04.060 it

00:39:04.240 that deaf 0.99

00:39:05.400 leopard

00:39:05.740 baby

00:39:06.080 that

00:39:09.440 skeet 0.66

00:39:09.920 pony

00:39:10.260 you know

00:39:10.500 what i'm

00:39:10.720 saying

00:39:11.000 that

00:39:15.160 bust

00:39:15.600 knuckle

00:39:16.080 i think

00:39:18.280 those are

00:39:18.580 good terms

00:39:19.240 for it 0.90

00:39:19.760 that sperm 0.96

00:39:22.580 randle

00:39:23.100 they'll call

00:39:23.520 it sometimes

00:39:24.200 daddy got 0.99

00:39:26.080 that sperm 0.97

00:39:26.680 randle 0.98

00:39:27.220 on him

00:39:27.660 what else

00:39:29.960 people call

00:39:30.580 it

00:39:30.740 that batter

00:39:33.620 twig

00:39:34.260 somebody say

00:39:35.560 let me break

00:39:36.140 you off a

00:39:36.520 little something

00:39:37.040 let me break

00:39:37.660 you off half

00:39:38.140 a tablespoon

00:39:38.720 out this

00:39:39.160 batter

00:39:39.500 twig

00:39:40.000 so i think

00:39:41.940 those are

00:39:42.340 a couple

00:39:42.680 i would say

00:39:44.780 wiener as

00:39:45.600 well

00:39:45.960 you know

00:39:47.460 i think

00:39:52.120 people say

00:39:52.600 wiener

00:39:53.400 and i think

00:39:55.040 wiener is good

00:39:55.700 you can say

00:39:56.140 it near

00:39:56.380 children

00:39:56.840 if you

00:39:58.100 yell it

00:39:58.520 at somebody 1.00

00:39:58.960 to suck 1.00

00:39:59.680 my wiener 1.00

00:40:00.980 it almost

00:40:02.940 seems like

00:40:03.360 oh this

00:40:03.680 guy kind

00:40:04.040 of means

00:40:04.400 it because

00:40:04.600 everybody

00:40:05.060 says

00:40:05.720 smd

00:40:07.220 right

00:40:07.620 but if

00:40:10.560 you say 1.00

00:40:11.200 suck 1.00

00:40:11.580 my wiener 1.00

00:40:12.700 i think

00:40:13.640 i think

00:40:13.660 people are

00:40:14.100 more into

00:40:14.580 it

00:40:14.940 what else

00:40:15.820 i watched

00:40:16.160 that uh

00:40:16.700 joey chestnut

00:40:17.820 that guy

00:40:18.540 that frank

00:40:20.140 that that 1.00

00:40:20.800 fucking 1.00

00:40:21.180 that dude 1.00

00:40:22.340 is a damn 1.00

00:40:22.840 frank pony 0.99

00:40:23.740 huh

00:40:24.140 gosh

00:40:25.800 and that

00:40:26.920 dude just

00:40:27.540 he's that

00:40:28.520 real boner 0.96

00:40:29.260 homie 0.94

00:40:29.680 he'll throw

00:40:31.080 them uh

00:40:31.860 he'll just

00:40:32.840 guzzle them

00:40:33.540 franks 0.98

00:40:34.220 god

00:40:34.580 how many 0.99

00:40:35.280 gay 0.99

00:40:35.700 dudes 0.99

00:40:36.420 watch

00:40:38.280 the

00:40:38.900 nathan's

00:40:42.100 hot dog

00:40:44.740 eating contest

00:40:45.520 i mean it

00:40:46.160 must be

00:40:46.900 it must be

00:40:48.600 like the

00:40:48.920 when people

00:40:49.500 do those

00:40:50.040 game of

00:40:50.460 thrones

00:40:50.640 viewing

00:40:51.020 parties

00:40:51.400 there's

00:40:51.680 no way

00:40:52.440 that in

00:40:53.220 gay culture 1.00

00:40:53.940 that isn't 0.82

00:40:54.600 a huge

00:40:55.180 thing

00:40:55.600 that should

00:40:59.060 be on

00:40:59.420 pay-per-view

00:41:00.060 at every

00:41:02.580 gay club 0.84

00:41:03.160 i feel like

00:41:03.680 there's no

00:41:04.220 it would

00:41:05.260 it should

00:41:05.680 be the

00:41:06.040 biggest

00:41:06.740 night at

00:41:09.100 the gay 0.63

00:41:09.440 club 0.95

00:41:09.620 it's like

00:41:10.140 the super

00:41:10.820 bowl

00:41:11.400 it feels

00:41:12.120 like

00:41:12.560 some

00:41:14.060 dude

00:41:14.700 right

00:41:15.300 yammering

00:41:17.580 down

00:41:18.040 67

00:41:19.020 franks

00:41:20.040 bro

00:41:20.340 that'll

00:41:23.760 i mean

00:41:24.940 that'll

00:41:25.180 if you

00:41:25.500 i think

00:41:25.940 if you 0.99

00:41:26.300 are gay

00:41:26.980 and

00:41:27.280 around

00:41:28.620 i think

00:41:29.420 that will

00:41:29.980 excite

00:41:30.800 you

00:41:31.100 i would

00:41:32.580 think

00:41:32.780 so

00:41:33.120 um

00:41:34.920 so

00:41:37.240 anyway

00:41:38.280 just thinking

00:41:38.640 i don't

00:41:39.280 even know

00:41:39.560 what i'm

00:41:39.680 talking

00:41:39.940 about

00:41:40.280 but yeah

00:41:41.160 that's

00:41:41.420 what i

00:41:41.620 think i

00:41:41.940 would call

00:41:42.380 it probably

00:41:42.860 and i

00:41:44.380 think uh

00:41:45.120 i would

00:41:46.480 call it

00:41:46.820 probably

00:41:47.160 uh

00:41:47.720 wiener

00:41:48.240 that

00:41:50.280 cooter

00:41:50.660 bridge

00:41:51.240 too

00:41:51.560 because a

00:41:53.820 lot of

00:41:54.160 times if

00:41:54.780 you're

00:41:54.900 making

00:41:55.160 love to

00:41:55.780 somebody

00:41:56.120 and you

00:41:56.360 look

00:41:56.640 down

00:41:57.020 your

00:41:57.260 wiener

00:41:58.180 just looks

00:41:58.480 like a

00:41:58.820 bridge

00:41:59.240 between

00:41:59.700 you

00:42:00.420 and

00:42:03.020 cooter

00:42:06.180 you know

00:42:09.040 you could

00:42:09.220 if you

00:42:09.500 if you

00:42:09.820 even had

00:42:10.160 like little

00:42:10.620 characters

00:42:11.220 you could

00:42:11.460 put them

00:42:11.760 on it

00:42:12.200 a hunting

00:42:13.740 we will

00:42:14.260 go

00:42:14.660 a hunting

00:42:15.700 we

00:42:16.100 or you

00:42:19.380 know i

00:42:19.580 don't know

00:42:19.800 what you

00:42:20.120 could do

00:42:20.380 different music

00:42:21.020 i guess

00:42:21.500 but

00:42:21.800 but yeah

00:42:24.140 joey chestnut 0.99

00:42:25.220 damn he 0.99

00:42:25.720 rumbled 1.00

00:42:26.120 down

00:42:26.440 them

00:42:26.640 franks

00:42:27.460 boy

00:42:27.780 and then

00:42:28.520 he's

00:42:28.760 wet

00:42:29.080 he's

00:42:29.380 just

00:42:29.580 like

00:42:29.860 his

00:42:30.060 all

00:42:30.300 it's

00:42:30.520 all

00:42:30.700 on his

00:42:31.000 shirt

00:42:31.320 and chest

00:42:31.820 there's

00:42:32.140 no

00:42:32.440 how is

00:42:33.620 that not 0.99

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00:46:06.420 all right let's

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00:46:07.740 call

00:46:08.320 um this episode's

00:46:11.040 a little all over

00:46:11.620 the place guys

00:46:12.440 uh i want to

00:46:13.360 thank everybody

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00:46:15.220 me um

00:46:16.320 dude it's just

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00:46:20.560 feels i think

00:46:21.540 it feels tough to

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00:46:28.980 that's i think

00:46:33.240 sometimes what feels

00:46:33.920 a little bit tough

00:46:34.620 it's like man

00:46:35.640 how will i be able

00:46:38.940 to be as

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00:46:40.000 to this person

00:46:41.840 you know

00:46:43.700 how how can i be

00:46:45.820 as supportive to

00:46:46.480 you who has been

00:46:47.400 who's being

00:46:47.880 supportive to me

00:46:48.740 um so it's

00:46:54.300 okay it's just

00:46:55.060 in my heart i

00:46:55.700 think some of

00:46:56.180 it will get

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00:46:56.960 over time

00:46:57.560 um but yeah

00:47:00.740 i think about

00:47:01.260 that though and

00:47:01.920 i'm just yeah

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00:47:03.520 that you guys have

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00:47:20.680 you know

00:47:22.100 kind of

00:47:22.840 uh

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00:47:47.200 here

00:47:47.860 hey theo this is

00:47:49.960 jacob price from

00:47:50.740 south bend indiana

00:47:51.640 uh i know on

00:47:53.020 your podcast you

00:47:53.640 talk a lot about

00:47:54.380 you know what you

00:47:55.360 like about 13

00:47:56.120 year olds you know

00:47:56.720 south bend and i've

00:47:58.420 been over there to

00:47:58.960 mishawaka as well

00:48:00.260 and i got um

00:48:02.600 stuck in a

00:48:04.680 uh i got stuck in a

00:48:08.680 townhouse with a

00:48:09.560 man who was um

00:48:11.500 chain smoking cigars

00:48:13.120 and i got stuck in

00:48:15.220 there for a couple

00:48:15.740 days with him

00:48:16.440 let's hear more

00:48:17.240 i know there's a

00:48:18.860 it's easy to talk

00:48:19.580 about what we

00:48:19.960 like in girls but 0.78

00:48:21.240 i was just curious

00:48:22.000 uh what some of

00:48:23.040 your turnoffs are

00:48:24.080 uh you know

00:48:25.240 oh yeah turnoffs

00:48:27.140 brother i feel it

00:48:28.080 and i would say

00:48:29.320 probably chatty

00:48:31.160 if somebody's

00:48:32.700 just being too

00:48:34.420 chatty why are

00:48:35.460 they doing it

00:48:36.440 don't do it

00:48:38.520 um orange

00:48:41.800 perfume if

00:48:42.620 somebody's wearing

00:48:43.160 orange perfume

00:48:44.040 i don't like it

00:48:46.220 i don't like it

00:48:46.980 i don't like it

00:48:48.400 that much

00:48:49.060 senior citizen

00:48:50.540 perfume a lot of

00:48:51.560 some of us have

00:48:52.120 younger women 0.72

00:48:52.700 wearing senior

00:48:53.380 citizen perfume

00:48:54.240 i don't understand

00:48:55.820 that you can wear

00:48:57.680 it when you get

00:48:59.100 there you know

00:49:00.280 um

00:49:01.780 i prefer

00:49:04.220 if a woman 0.96

00:49:04.880 doesn't work

00:49:05.560 or know the

00:49:06.000 value of work

00:49:06.960 i'm out

00:49:08.220 i like a hard

00:49:09.180 working woman 1.00

00:49:09.880 um

00:49:11.220 now she don't

00:49:12.560 have to have

00:49:12.860 three jobs

00:49:13.340 but i like a

00:49:13.800 woman who just 0.87

00:49:14.240 knows the value

00:49:14.920 of work

00:49:15.460 um

00:49:17.020 what else

00:49:20.060 oh

00:49:21.020 turnoff for me

00:49:22.700 can't swim

00:49:23.580 if you can't

00:49:24.980 swim honey

00:49:25.640 i mean the

00:49:28.120 earth is 80

00:49:28.860 percent water

00:49:29.700 so

00:49:31.080 if there's

00:49:33.060 you know

00:49:33.480 if there's a

00:49:34.840 tsunami and

00:49:35.660 you trying to

00:49:36.200 get on my 0.64

00:49:36.700 back 1.00

00:49:37.140 bye bitch 1.00

00:49:38.540 i'm doing 1.00

00:49:39.640 me

00:49:40.020 i'm doing

00:49:41.560 me

00:49:42.120 you know

00:49:42.860 what i'm

00:49:43.080 saying

00:49:43.320 i you know

00:49:43.900 i ain't your

00:49:45.140 floaty

00:49:45.660 i ain't nobody

00:49:47.800 floaty

00:49:48.380 so

00:49:49.940 yeah

00:49:50.680 if she can't

00:49:51.480 swim i'm

00:49:52.060 out

00:49:52.380 and what

00:49:54.380 else

00:49:54.960 hmm

00:49:57.260 oh if

00:50:00.360 she has way 1.00

00:50:01.060 too many

00:50:01.660 dietary

00:50:02.160 restrictions

00:50:03.000 i'm out

00:50:04.780 i'd love to

00:50:06.680 discuss it

00:50:07.280 more but

00:50:07.980 no i

00:50:08.660 wouldn't

00:50:09.600 i'm out

00:50:10.800 i'm upstairs

00:50:12.040 so i think

00:50:14.780 those are some

00:50:15.280 of the things

00:50:15.720 that i really

00:50:16.280 like and

00:50:16.940 um

00:50:17.620 that

00:50:18.980 that are

00:50:20.700 some of my

00:50:21.460 things about

00:50:21.900 women you 1.00

00:50:22.400 know

00:50:22.660 and if

00:50:23.700 women if 1.00

00:50:24.180 a women 1.00

00:50:24.580 hate

00:50:24.880 butterscotches

00:50:25.760 if you

00:50:26.640 hate

00:50:26.880 butterscotches

00:50:27.640 baby

00:50:28.020 then i'm

00:50:30.760 out

00:50:31.220 because i

00:50:34.000 love them

00:50:34.460 i love a 0.99

00:50:34.860 damn 0.99

00:50:35.120 beast scotch 1.00

00:50:35.740 for daddy

00:50:36.300 let's take

00:50:38.180 another call

00:50:38.780 here

00:50:39.340 hey man

00:50:41.420 my name

00:50:41.720 is angel

00:50:42.260 and i

00:50:43.040 wanted to

00:50:43.560 ask you

00:50:44.300 something

00:50:44.580 what do

00:50:45.460 you think

00:50:45.640 about

00:50:45.880 colombians

00:50:46.560 oh

00:50:48.160 yeah

00:50:48.660 well

00:50:50.440 they're

00:50:50.580 beautiful

00:50:50.980 i mean

00:50:51.580 most of

00:50:52.080 them are

00:50:52.240 beautiful

00:50:52.640 and um

00:50:53.560 and all

00:50:54.680 of them

00:50:54.920 are

00:50:55.220 you know

00:50:56.360 um

00:50:57.400 i couldn't

00:50:58.800 you know

00:50:59.000 i i believe

00:50:59.940 in colombians

00:51:00.700 you know

00:51:02.460 i couldn't

00:51:02.880 do it

00:51:03.260 i couldn't

00:51:05.260 do it

00:51:05.540 so when i

00:51:05.920 see him

00:51:06.280 i see you

00:51:06.660 know

00:51:06.820 i couldn't

00:51:07.720 do it

00:51:08.060 brother

00:51:08.380 colombia

00:51:10.580 boy

00:51:18.540 i'd be

00:51:19.500 upstairs

00:51:19.880 in a

00:51:20.160 one-story

00:51:20.720 house

00:51:21.140 homie

00:51:21.420 that's

00:51:21.680 how

00:51:21.840 geeked

00:51:22.340 up

00:51:22.480 on

00:51:22.740 that

00:51:23.440 hey

00:51:28.120 you been

00:51:29.380 doing

00:51:30.060 cooking

00:51:30.780 cooking

00:51:30.940 cooking

00:51:31.820 cooking

00:51:34.000 dude

00:51:36.800 i'd

00:51:37.060 snort

00:51:37.440 everything

00:51:37.840 in that 1.00

00:51:38.220 damn 1.00

00:51:38.500 country 1.00

00:51:39.000 boy

00:51:39.360 they call

00:51:40.980 me baby

00:51:41.440 dyson

00:51:42.160 i'll be

00:51:43.080 at that 0.99

00:51:43.440 fucking 1.00

00:51:43.860 dude 1.00

00:51:46.260 i'll do

00:51:47.280 one-seventieth

00:51:48.080 of an eight

00:51:48.460 ball out of

00:51:48.860 somebody's

00:51:49.360 out of a

00:51:50.060 big girl's

00:51:50.640 belly button

00:51:51.220 homie

00:51:51.580 that's who

00:51:52.860 i am

00:51:53.460 i'm

00:51:54.700 upstairs

00:51:55.500 yeah

00:51:57.340 that's the

00:51:57.760 thing

00:51:57.920 i couldn't

00:51:58.300 have survived

00:51:58.860 there so

00:51:59.280 when i

00:51:59.580 see a

00:51:59.920 colombian

00:52:00.420 i

00:52:00.600 you know

00:52:01.780 i

00:52:02.000 respect

00:52:03.420 total

00:52:04.120 respect

00:52:05.800 total

00:52:06.180 because i

00:52:08.340 couldn't have

00:52:08.760 done it man

00:52:09.300 for my

00:52:10.560 i would have

00:52:11.020 got an eight

00:52:11.480 ball for my

00:52:12.000 twelfth birthday

00:52:12.800 that's i

00:52:15.400 wouldn't even

00:52:15.640 have blown out

00:52:16.100 the can i

00:52:16.520 would have

00:52:16.680 just done

00:52:17.200 blow i 0.72

00:52:17.700 wouldn't

00:52:17.840 even i

00:52:18.780 would not

00:52:19.200 have blown

00:52:19.460 out the

00:52:19.760 candles

00:52:20.100 they'd have

00:52:21.400 light all the

00:52:21.840 candles i'd be

00:52:22.360 doing you

00:52:22.980 know i'd be

00:52:24.660 off doing

00:52:25.160 gramming out

00:52:25.980 they're like 1.00

00:52:26.640 damn the 1.00

00:52:27.080 cake's burning 0.99

00:52:27.720 i'd be like

00:52:31.440 my brain is

00:52:32.400 burning i'm

00:52:34.100 on coke

00:52:35.120 so there's a

00:52:38.080 lot of me

00:52:38.500 that's you

00:52:38.900 know that i

00:52:40.800 would that

00:52:41.280 that that

00:52:41.860 that so i

00:52:43.720 commend them

00:52:44.260 when i see

00:52:44.800 them it's

00:52:45.180 just like 0.99

00:52:45.600 damn how'd 0.99

00:52:46.160 you do it 0.99

00:52:46.660 i mean i'd

00:52:47.540 have been so

00:52:48.000 coked up i'd

00:52:48.620 have turned

00:52:49.000 13 in a

00:52:50.080 week you

00:52:51.640 give me

00:52:51.980 eight ball

00:52:52.460 for my

00:52:52.760 12th birthday

00:52:53.420 homie i'll

00:52:53.860 be 13 in

00:52:54.560 a week

00:52:54.960 so i just

00:52:56.860 know that i

00:52:57.500 would not

00:52:58.040 have been able

00:52:58.640 to stay

00:52:59.040 alive you

00:53:00.980 know i grew

00:53:01.280 up running a

00:53:01.620 lot of sugar

00:53:02.140 cane and

00:53:03.740 i i did

00:53:04.880 enough of

00:53:05.300 that so

00:53:06.740 if i was

00:53:07.080 by that

00:53:07.520 that snow

00:53:09.720 cane baby

00:53:10.460 god i'd be

00:53:14.140 a share

00:53:14.640 cropper son

00:53:15.520 i'll freaking

00:53:17.420 do something

00:53:18.380 i will

00:53:20.000 do it

00:53:20.860 so

00:53:23.240 yeah i

00:53:25.160 just couldn't

00:53:25.600 have done

00:53:25.840 it but i

00:53:26.140 believe in

00:53:26.620 colombians and

00:53:27.240 i commend

00:53:27.700 them and

00:53:28.140 they should

00:53:29.060 if they even

00:53:29.640 make it to

00:53:30.100 18 i think

00:53:30.920 they should

00:53:31.400 be they

00:53:31.920 should get a

00:53:32.380 free house

00:53:32.960 or free

00:53:33.400 truck small

00:53:34.240 truck but

00:53:36.200 that's just

00:53:36.580 what i think

00:53:37.040 thank you for

00:53:37.480 calling and

00:53:37.980 asking me and

00:53:39.400 caring about

00:53:39.900 what i think

00:53:40.520 is very sweet

00:53:41.280 of you

00:53:41.620 let's see what

00:53:43.220 else we got

00:53:43.860 here

00:53:44.460 hey theo

00:53:47.580 my name's

00:53:48.720 nick

00:53:49.060 i was

00:53:50.240 listening to

00:53:50.740 your podcast

00:53:51.440 with adam

00:53:52.020 yeah thank

00:53:53.300 you that was

00:53:53.740 an episode with

00:53:54.340 adam divine who

00:53:55.280 was just in

00:53:55.920 and man i

00:53:57.160 i uh i

00:53:58.160 started the

00:53:58.660 movie outlaws

00:53:59.660 and it's

00:54:00.460 good it's

00:54:01.640 funny it's

00:54:03.020 um i'm

00:54:04.340 looking forward

00:54:04.680 to watching the

00:54:05.140 rest of it he

00:54:05.660 is really funny

00:54:06.600 man i didn't

00:54:09.020 i knew adam

00:54:10.660 was funny he's

00:54:11.220 always been very

00:54:11.920 entertaining i i

00:54:12.800 just i i'm

00:54:14.920 glad i i'm

00:54:16.260 getting to see

00:54:16.760 him again

00:54:17.260 um yeah he

00:54:20.360 is just he's

00:54:22.220 really uh he's

00:54:23.320 uh he's

00:54:24.060 extremely unique

00:54:25.080 onward and

00:54:26.560 y'all brought

00:54:26.960 up the topic

00:54:27.540 of ma and

00:54:28.680 i have a

00:54:29.340 similar story

00:54:29.980 to that uh

00:54:31.340 this lady you 0.99

00:54:32.380 know when we

00:54:32.700 were 13 she

00:54:33.640 used to buy

00:54:34.100 a beer and 0.99

00:54:35.240 shit you know 1.00

00:54:36.100 she was she 0.99

00:54:36.880 was like 28

00:54:38.120 30 years old

00:54:39.000 and we all

00:54:40.420 thought it was

00:54:40.840 cool but uh

00:54:41.860 she also worked 0.68

00:54:43.040 at a cafe in

00:54:43.900 town and they

00:54:44.520 sold really good

00:54:45.100 chicken strips

00:54:45.860 but uh oh

00:54:47.300 yeah yeah man

00:54:49.320 and meeting an

00:54:49.840 older woman is 0.94

00:54:50.680 very there's

00:54:51.540 something very

00:54:52.000 erotic about it

00:54:52.960 when you're a

00:54:53.340 child or when

00:54:55.420 you're a teenager

00:54:56.500 or something there's

00:54:57.160 something if you

00:54:59.260 haven't you know

00:55:00.000 once you start

00:55:00.640 getting sexual 0.59

00:55:02.400 interest once you

00:55:04.860 start looking

00:55:05.460 through your

00:55:05.880 wiener as that 0.88

00:55:06.620 third eye

00:55:07.340 you know you

00:55:10.020 start seeing the

00:55:10.740 world differently

00:55:11.420 and you really

00:55:13.380 do so yeah i

00:55:14.360 could imagine if

00:55:15.160 there was a

00:55:15.580 woman who you

00:55:16.520 felt a

00:55:17.840 connection to

00:55:18.840 and that she

00:55:20.340 also had

00:55:21.360 um chicken

00:55:23.100 strips or

00:55:23.800 another good

00:55:24.320 appetizer that

00:55:25.220 that would be

00:55:25.900 very uh

00:55:27.820 temptational

00:55:28.540 let's hear more

00:55:29.380 anyway we

00:55:31.440 she used to 0.68

00:55:32.240 get us food

00:55:33.100 and and you

00:55:34.660 know she'd

00:55:35.120 take us to

00:55:35.600 her house or

00:55:36.160 something and 0.99

00:55:36.720 we'd bang her 0.89

00:55:37.660 out or 0.90

00:55:38.100 oh okay whoa

00:55:39.520 surprise right

00:55:41.280 there i didn't

00:55:42.200 you really

00:55:43.980 that took a turn

00:55:45.880 in the thing

00:55:46.580 onward

00:55:47.120 you know

00:55:49.500 get nasty

00:55:50.780 anyway uh

00:55:53.240 i lost my

00:55:54.060 virginity to her 0.75

00:55:54.960 for some free

00:55:55.720 chicken strips in

00:55:56.560 the cafe bathroom

00:55:57.700 and uh

00:55:59.840 oh yeah

00:56:01.220 oh yeah buddy

00:56:03.200 well there's

00:56:03.820 something beautiful

00:56:04.440 about making love

00:56:05.420 at work

00:56:05.900 there's something

00:56:07.640 dangerous too about

00:56:09.040 it risque

00:56:09.620 you know especially

00:56:11.220 if they had

00:56:11.740 uh

00:56:12.840 chicken strips

00:56:14.200 man

00:56:14.520 there's something

00:56:15.660 very

00:56:16.500 avant-garde

00:56:19.400 uh

00:56:21.200 about making love

00:56:22.120 near a deep

00:56:22.620 fryer

00:56:22.960 an active

00:56:24.280 deep fryer

00:56:24.980 you know

00:56:26.340 because you

00:56:27.440 know if you're

00:56:27.800 doing sex

00:56:28.680 it things can 0.94

00:56:29.440 get

00:56:29.800 you know there

00:56:31.700 can be level

00:56:32.360 changes there's

00:56:33.180 you know

00:56:33.540 so if you're

00:56:35.800 in a if you're

00:56:36.780 near an active

00:56:37.620 deep fryer 1.00

00:56:38.320 that bitch you 1.00

00:56:38.880 get one one 1.00

00:56:40.300 you have one

00:56:41.320 paw that slips

00:56:42.160 off into that

00:56:42.820 thing

00:56:43.200 you know you

00:56:45.620 you're playing

00:56:47.300 catch with a

00:56:47.980 dang uh

00:56:48.880 apple fritter

00:56:51.120 after that you

00:56:51.820 know you're

00:56:52.300 you're gonna be

00:56:53.540 living with a 1.00

00:56:54.160 damn bear 1.00

00:56:54.700 claw on you 1.00

00:56:55.440 so i think

00:56:57.080 there's different

00:56:57.600 ways to do it

00:56:58.620 then you know

00:56:59.920 you're gonna be

00:57:00.600 doing the pledge

00:57:01.700 of allegiance 0.99

00:57:02.040 with a damn 1.00

00:57:02.540 funnel cake 1.00

00:57:03.280 over your

00:57:03.740 for a

00:57:04.680 for a

00:57:05.160 for a hand

00:57:06.020 so that's a

00:57:07.640 thing you could

00:57:08.100 end up real

00:57:08.540 damaged

00:57:09.100 now i'd say 0.81

00:57:10.500 this if you 0.53

00:57:11.060 fried your hand

00:57:11.960 this would be

00:57:12.340 the craziest

00:57:12.840 thing i bet

00:57:13.700 if you flash

00:57:15.680 fried your hand

00:57:16.440 you're doing

00:57:16.900 you're in the

00:57:17.340 kitchen

00:57:17.660 your hand slips

00:57:19.380 in there

00:57:19.720 how hard would

00:57:21.840 not be the

00:57:22.320 first thing

00:57:22.740 to just

00:57:23.460 bite into

00:57:24.060 it

00:57:24.400 thank you

00:57:26.080 for the

00:57:26.280 call brother

00:57:26.840 appreciate

00:57:27.320 you and

00:57:28.300 i hope we

00:57:28.640 could offer

00:57:28.920 you a little

00:57:29.300 bit of

00:57:29.580 thought there

00:57:30.160 but um

00:57:33.520 dude i got

00:57:35.080 to see mel

00:57:35.740 gibson at

00:57:36.680 the ufc man

00:57:38.040 i was so

00:57:39.180 excited

00:57:39.640 i feel bad

00:57:42.100 sometimes sharing

00:57:42.840 about stuff

00:57:43.520 like that

00:57:43.880 because i feel

00:57:44.580 like it makes

00:57:45.120 me like

00:57:45.620 seem like i'm

00:57:47.080 like a fancy

00:57:47.760 guy you know

00:57:48.900 um

00:57:49.620 or like that

00:57:53.440 i'm name

00:57:53.920 dropping but

00:57:54.520 it was just

00:57:55.120 fun like it

00:57:55.880 just

00:57:56.300 yeah dude i

00:57:58.940 can't believe

00:57:59.600 that i got to

00:58:00.660 go

00:58:01.240 again

00:58:02.240 and yeah it

00:58:05.340 was just

00:58:05.740 i mean it was

00:58:07.320 wild dude

00:58:08.160 mark mcguire

00:58:09.420 was there

00:58:10.180 um

00:58:11.720 and i love

00:58:15.740 him

00:58:16.120 um

00:58:18.660 no mark

00:58:20.020 walberg

00:58:20.640 sorry

00:58:22.120 uh

00:58:23.800 yeah

00:58:25.220 and then

00:58:26.920 mel gibson

00:58:29.300 dude mel

00:58:30.020 gibson

00:58:30.720 from the

00:58:32.460 patriot

00:58:32.940 brother aim

00:58:33.740 small miss

00:58:34.520 small

00:58:34.960 god he was

00:58:36.820 there

00:58:37.140 and i want

00:58:38.740 to see that

00:58:39.060 new documentary

00:58:39.620 that came

00:58:40.100 out

00:58:40.440 um

00:58:41.960 that everybody's

00:58:43.580 been talking

00:58:44.020 about so

00:58:44.560 we'll see if

00:58:45.100 i can get

00:58:45.580 to view that

00:58:47.020 uh let's take

00:58:48.020 a couple more

00:58:48.600 calls thank you

00:58:49.360 guys as always

00:58:50.120 985-664-9503

00:58:52.800 i'm gonna try to

00:58:53.680 do another solo

00:58:54.280 episode soon and

00:58:55.060 i'm feeling a

00:58:55.460 little bit more

00:58:55.860 settled i feel

00:58:56.620 very uh

00:58:58.680 like i don't

00:59:01.300 know frenetic

00:59:02.680 today or

00:59:03.340 frenetic

00:59:03.920 um so

00:59:06.100 i'm not trying

00:59:07.220 to complain i'm

00:59:07.860 just trying to

00:59:08.260 share with how

00:59:08.720 i'm feeling and

00:59:09.200 sometimes it's

00:59:09.700 like i can't

00:59:10.120 even i don't

00:59:11.120 know i'm having

00:59:11.620 trouble even

00:59:12.060 knowing how i'm

00:59:12.640 feeling today

00:59:13.340 this just feels 0.99

00:59:14.500 uh well fuck 1.00

00:59:16.460 it's fucking 1.00

00:59:17.100 monday so what 0.99

00:59:18.200 are you gonna do

00:59:18.620 even um

00:59:20.740 hey the uh

00:59:22.880 i had a question

00:59:24.660 for you i didn't

00:59:25.260 know what you

00:59:25.640 would do uh me

00:59:27.000 and my wife tried 1.00

00:59:27.900 out a threesome

00:59:28.520 with another girl

00:59:29.440 and turns out she

00:59:31.600 likes girls now

00:59:32.880 and then we

00:59:35.840 tried a threesome

00:59:36.520 with another dude

00:59:37.380 and it turns out i

00:59:38.620 kind of like dudes

00:59:39.420 so we're thinking

00:59:39.880 about going our

00:59:40.460 separate ways

00:59:41.260 what would you do

00:59:43.100 well 0.98

00:59:46.100 y'all gay bro 0.90

00:59:49.660 you know and 0.82

00:59:51.760 that's

00:59:52.280 that's great man

00:59:55.160 you know that 0.98

00:59:56.020 you're gay 0.99

00:59:56.560 that's because the 1.00

00:59:59.240 craziest thing is

01:00:00.000 when people don't

01:00:00.640 know

01:00:00.940 when people don't

01:00:04.160 know they're gay

01:00:05.060 they 0.81

01:00:06.880 they find

01:00:08.260 themselves doing

01:00:08.940 stuff and

01:00:09.380 wondering why

01:00:09.900 they're doing it

01:00:10.960 they'll go lay on

01:00:13.540 top of a man or

01:00:14.560 something for a few

01:00:15.300 minutes and like 0.99

01:00:15.820 what the fuck are 0.99

01:00:16.540 they and they but 1.00

01:00:17.200 they don't know it

01:00:18.120 you know sometimes

01:00:19.960 people don't know

01:00:20.760 they're gay 0.90

01:00:21.340 and so at least you 0.95

01:00:23.980 guys have figured

01:00:24.600 out i believe there's

01:00:25.260 a lot of

01:00:25.980 kind of

01:00:29.840 i don't know if i

01:00:33.880 want to say 0.97

01:00:34.240 incoherent gays 1.00

01:00:35.860 out there but 0.82

01:00:36.620 people that are

01:00:37.800 gay that do not 1.00

01:00:39.000 know 0.98

01:00:39.760 they are gay 0.99

01:00:41.480 they're almost 1.00

01:00:44.760 like ghost

01:00:45.800 like ghost 0.98

01:00:48.280 gays or whatever 0.98

01:00:49.080 but i think more 0.99

01:00:49.960 incoherent gays 1.00

01:00:51.020 because they are 1.00

01:00:51.800 gay but they do 0.99

01:00:52.680 not know it 0.86

01:00:53.420 you know

01:00:57.560 you have a man

01:01:00.340 you put you'll

01:01:00.860 put him in a

01:01:01.460 wiener shed or

01:01:02.340 whatever he'll sit

01:01:03.080 in there for four 1.00

01:01:03.760 fucking hours 1.00

01:01:04.640 but then he'll 0.99

01:01:05.900 come out talking

01:01:06.580 about his

01:01:06.980 wife but he 0.98

01:01:08.440 didn't he

01:01:08.880 didn't he

01:01:09.360 ain't thinking

01:01:09.740 hey why i've

01:01:10.340 been in there

01:01:10.680 for four hours

01:01:11.440 in that wiener

01:01:13.240 shed boy 1.00

01:01:14.160 that's gay 0.99

01:01:15.360 and boy

01:01:15.860 so

01:01:16.920 congratulations

01:01:18.000 congratulations

01:01:21.320 brother

01:01:21.940 i'm happy for

01:01:22.760 you guys

01:01:23.380 what else

01:01:27.020 my buddy

01:01:27.360 earnest fell

01:01:28.120 off the stage

01:01:28.900 i don't know

01:01:29.180 if you saw

01:01:29.500 this

01:01:29.820 it's a great

01:01:30.680 tiktok

01:01:31.380 it was morgan

01:01:32.920 wallen

01:01:33.340 nelly

01:01:33.800 earnest

01:01:34.260 there was a

01:01:34.820 show

01:01:35.200 and earnest

01:01:37.060 tried to throw

01:01:37.560 this rose

01:01:38.220 they have a

01:01:38.860 beautiful song

01:01:39.880 called flower

01:01:40.680 shops

01:01:41.160 and he tried

01:01:44.320 to throw a

01:01:44.900 rose like

01:01:45.440 as i guess

01:01:46.040 as far as

01:01:46.440 anybody's ever

01:01:46.980 thrown a rose

01:01:47.860 before

01:01:48.240 and uh

01:01:51.340 and he just

01:01:53.140 you know

01:01:53.780 he put

01:01:54.780 hey he put

01:01:55.360 it all into

01:01:55.900 it he used

01:01:56.480 to pitch at

01:01:57.000 lipscomb

01:01:57.400 he used to

01:01:58.960 pitch at

01:01:59.460 lipscomb

01:02:00.040 and uh

01:02:01.080 this one was

01:02:02.540 a little outside

01:02:03.340 uh what else

01:02:07.080 do we got

01:02:07.400 let's let's

01:02:07.820 take one or

01:02:08.180 two more calls

01:02:08.720 from you guys

01:02:09.240 man

01:02:09.580 um

01:02:10.780 you can always

01:02:11.600 hit the hotline

01:02:12.120 985-664-9503

01:02:14.580 let me know

01:02:14.960 what's going

01:02:15.320 on with you

01:02:16.020 um

01:02:17.280 some exciting

01:02:18.640 guests that we

01:02:19.260 have coming

01:02:19.780 up

01:02:20.480 uh

01:02:21.920 a lot of

01:02:22.460 excitement in

01:02:23.020 the air

01:02:23.360 so

01:02:24.120 hello folks

01:02:26.400 larry in

01:02:27.120 upstate

01:02:27.620 new york

01:02:28.240 um

01:02:29.500 what's up

01:02:30.560 larry

01:02:31.020 just

01:02:33.320 listening to

01:02:34.340 the

01:02:34.660 most recent

01:02:35.660 broadcast

01:02:36.780 time

01:02:37.200 segura

01:02:37.940 time

01:02:38.940 segura

01:02:39.540 and

01:02:39.980 seal

01:02:40.680 von

01:02:41.160 and

01:02:42.560 you guys

01:02:43.460 are talking

01:02:43.900 about

01:02:44.260 guinness book

01:02:45.040 records

01:02:45.580 and did

01:02:46.180 tom ever

01:02:47.220 want to

01:02:47.680 have

01:02:48.260 like a

01:02:49.180 thing

01:02:49.560 where he

01:02:50.020 could do

01:02:50.460 the set

01:02:50.880 of records

01:02:51.440 and it's

01:02:52.700 funny you're

01:02:53.140 talking about

01:02:53.760 this because

01:02:54.260 i happen to

01:02:55.680 have thought

01:02:56.280 about that

01:02:57.020 and my

01:02:58.320 thing i would

01:02:59.220 like to do

01:03:00.060 is the

01:03:00.840 longest pee

01:03:01.740 the longest

01:03:03.260 urine taken

01:03:04.440 steadily

01:03:05.520 straight 0.70

01:03:06.120 constant stream

01:03:07.400 longest time

01:03:09.020 they may

01:03:10.000 already have

01:03:10.800 somebody in

01:03:11.500 there

01:03:11.820 well yeah

01:03:13.160 look i think

01:03:13.680 that's a

01:03:13.940 beautiful suggestion

01:03:14.740 doing the

01:03:15.260 longest pee

01:03:15.980 is beautiful

01:03:16.600 for tom

01:03:18.200 segura

01:03:18.860 and um

01:03:20.100 and burt

01:03:21.300 kreischer

01:03:21.740 what would

01:03:22.220 be a good

01:03:23.080 guinness record

01:03:24.860 for them

01:03:25.440 maybe longest

01:03:27.080 sandwich

01:03:27.780 you know

01:03:30.320 seeing both

01:03:31.080 of them

01:03:31.560 start at the

01:03:32.240 opposite end

01:03:32.920 of a different

01:03:33.360 sandwich and

01:03:34.000 eat their way

01:03:34.760 as far as

01:03:35.280 they could

01:03:35.720 and try to

01:03:37.380 meet in the

01:03:37.900 middle or

01:03:39.340 just eat a

01:03:40.020 long sandwich

01:03:40.560 together the

01:03:41.040 other sorry

01:03:41.640 the first way

01:03:42.180 it sounds a

01:03:42.700 little bit

01:03:43.260 yeah but uh

01:03:46.440 just eat a

01:03:46.980 yeah just eat

01:03:47.660 the world's

01:03:48.760 longest sandwich

01:03:49.280 the longest two

01:03:50.380 men have ever

01:03:51.000 stood bare

01:03:51.840 chested pressing

01:03:52.780 their chest 0.88

01:03:53.340 against each

01:03:53.860 other i could

01:03:55.220 see them doing

01:03:55.840 that um what

01:03:57.860 else could i

01:03:58.280 see tom and

01:03:59.300 burt doing for

01:04:00.360 a guinness

01:04:00.820 record um

01:04:02.940 maybe the

01:04:04.500 longest sentence

01:04:05.440 you know burt

01:04:06.980 can get into

01:04:07.380 some long

01:04:07.820 sentences so

01:04:08.460 maybe if he

01:04:08.800 started a

01:04:09.320 sentence and

01:04:09.740 just tried to

01:04:10.140 go as far

01:04:10.800 as anybody's

01:04:11.420 ever gone

01:04:12.220 but also

01:04:13.460 making sure

01:04:14.160 that the

01:04:14.500 sentence makes

01:04:15.020 sense so

01:04:15.780 that would

01:04:16.360 be really

01:04:18.160 really interesting

01:04:19.120 um what

01:04:20.620 else that's

01:04:21.940 a good one

01:04:22.480 that's a good

01:04:24.800 one i'd love

01:04:25.140 to throw that

01:04:25.520 out to you

01:04:25.800 guys what

01:04:26.100 would be some

01:04:26.520 really neat

01:04:27.140 guinness records

01:04:28.080 to try and

01:04:28.740 set some rare

01:04:30.020 ones i think

01:04:30.940 the longest

01:04:31.560 maybe if you

01:04:32.200 filled up

01:04:32.920 uh if you

01:04:34.920 fill your mouth

01:04:35.560 with lump

01:04:36.100 crab meat

01:04:36.820 and ran

01:04:38.700 like ran

01:04:41.020 like did you

01:04:41.580 know whoever

01:04:42.940 could run the

01:04:43.680 farthest with a

01:04:44.420 mouthful of

01:04:45.920 um lcm baby

01:04:48.240 lump crab meat

01:04:49.180 i think that

01:04:50.760 would be quite a

01:04:52.100 work of art

01:04:52.820 um yeah but

01:04:55.360 those are some

01:04:55.660 nice thoughts

01:04:56.140 man good to

01:04:57.260 think out loud

01:04:57.940 and be having

01:04:58.460 my brain work

01:04:59.420 that makes me

01:05:00.140 feel good when

01:05:00.820 my brain is um

01:05:02.380 active

01:05:03.320 make me feel

01:05:05.080 warm

01:05:05.620 let's take this

01:05:07.680 call right here

01:05:08.520 here we go

01:05:09.380 what's up deal

01:05:11.440 this is zach

01:05:12.900 bro

01:05:13.220 um right here

01:05:15.080 i work right

01:05:15.620 now brother

01:05:16.020 just uh i'm a

01:05:17.760 sewer man

01:05:18.260 that's what i do

01:05:18.920 i clean the

01:05:19.640 sewers baby

01:05:20.140 oh yeah brother

01:05:21.500 you're a ninja

01:05:22.060 turtle baby 0.98

01:05:22.720 you're down

01:05:23.560 there in them

01:05:23.960 pipes homie 0.90

01:05:24.700 so uh thank

01:05:27.860 you very much

01:05:28.320 for the call

01:05:28.780 let's hear more

01:05:29.480 get in there

01:05:30.720 get in there and

01:05:31.600 clean up baby

01:05:32.160 but uh yeah

01:05:34.320 bro i'm just

01:05:35.100 um tomorrow's

01:05:37.580 uh the

01:05:38.020 anniversary of

01:05:38.700 my father

01:05:39.200 he uh you

01:05:40.700 know he

01:05:40.980 recently passed

01:05:41.580 away about

01:05:42.160 two years ago

01:05:42.920 and uh

01:05:44.700 i accomplished

01:05:46.440 a lot you

01:05:47.240 know and uh

01:05:48.340 in the time

01:05:48.800 that he's gone

01:05:49.460 and it's been

01:05:50.920 a little rough

01:05:51.440 because uh

01:05:52.200 you know he

01:05:53.040 hasn't really uh

01:05:54.000 i didn't really

01:05:54.460 get a chance to

01:05:55.020 show him um

01:05:57.120 everything you

01:05:58.260 know that i've

01:05:58.740 been able to

01:05:59.360 accomplish you

01:06:00.000 know um but

01:06:01.720 just feeling a

01:06:03.380 little down about

01:06:03.980 you and uh

01:06:05.160 you know i uh

01:06:06.900 i know you've

01:06:07.460 been through

01:06:07.740 similar struggles

01:06:08.400 with i didn't

01:06:09.480 really know my

01:06:09.940 father i knew

01:06:10.800 him i knew him

01:06:11.380 well but not

01:06:12.020 well enough you

01:06:12.740 know um so

01:06:14.380 i just want to

01:06:16.540 know if you have

01:06:16.980 any advice about

01:06:17.640 that deal

01:06:18.180 just feeling a

01:06:20.400 little down about

01:06:20.920 my pops as

01:06:21.620 all but uh

01:06:22.840 appreciate you

01:06:23.460 man gang

01:06:24.640 baby thank you

01:06:25.240 for the call

01:06:25.800 um yeah man

01:06:29.180 he he's so

01:06:32.620 proud of you

01:06:33.500 man he's so

01:06:38.720 proud of you

01:06:39.540 and i'm sorry

01:06:45.000 that he's not

01:06:45.520 here with you

01:06:46.240 anymore

01:06:47.000 um

01:06:49.220 you know

01:06:52.560 there's

01:06:53.260 i think about

01:06:55.860 this a lot

01:06:56.300 i think about

01:06:57.000 that your

01:06:59.560 heartbeat like

01:07:00.160 if you want to

01:07:00.760 feel your father

01:07:01.620 you can put your

01:07:02.620 heart you can put

01:07:03.440 your hand on

01:07:03.840 your heartbeat

01:07:04.340 because he made

01:07:09.540 that beat he and

01:07:10.480 your mother

01:07:11.000 they remixed

01:07:13.960 a human that's

01:07:15.280 how that that's

01:07:15.820 how it works

01:07:16.540 they they cut a

01:07:19.840 track and that

01:07:20.480 was you

01:07:20.960 but your

01:07:23.440 heartbeat is

01:07:24.200 it's their

01:07:24.920 heartbeats

01:07:25.620 so that's the

01:07:29.660 that's your

01:07:30.180 that's the drum

01:07:31.060 of your father

01:07:31.860 he's it's he's

01:07:38.840 in you

01:07:39.320 you know i can

01:07:40.980 put my hand

01:07:41.580 i can put my

01:07:42.740 hand on my

01:07:43.080 heart and i

01:07:43.360 can feel

01:07:43.980 a beat that

01:07:45.840 my father

01:07:46.460 started that

01:07:47.000 his father

01:07:47.640 started it's

01:07:48.220 such

01:07:48.460 that's why

01:07:51.700 when i think

01:07:52.180 we have those

01:07:52.700 feelings of

01:07:53.260 pride of being

01:07:54.260 feeling like

01:07:55.220 you know that

01:07:56.580 our parents are

01:07:57.200 proud of us

01:07:57.920 or um

01:07:59.520 that feeling of

01:08:02.000 pride goes so

01:08:03.340 you can feel

01:08:04.600 how deep it

01:08:05.280 is i mean

01:08:07.300 it'll bring

01:08:07.700 tears to your

01:08:08.460 eyes sometimes

01:08:09.160 you know as a

01:08:11.920 young man if

01:08:12.540 you you know

01:08:12.920 sometimes especially

01:08:13.780 you ask yourself

01:08:14.420 like is my

01:08:15.080 is my father

01:08:16.380 proud of me

01:08:17.100 man that's

01:08:17.760 the that is

01:08:18.480 the there's

01:08:22.160 nothing sharper

01:08:23.000 than that edge

01:08:23.900 in a man

01:08:24.940 even the craziest

01:08:31.180 thing is even if

01:08:31.980 you didn't even

01:08:32.360 know your father

01:08:33.280 you know i can

01:08:37.940 relate i didn't

01:08:38.520 have enough

01:08:38.920 moments with my

01:08:39.860 father that would

01:08:40.820 help us know

01:08:42.280 each other

01:08:42.900 well enough

01:08:43.560 as humans

01:08:44.500 and as men

01:08:45.300 i had some

01:08:45.840 experiences but

01:08:46.960 i didn't have

01:08:47.560 as many

01:08:47.940 conversations

01:08:48.740 and like

01:08:50.220 intimate

01:08:52.080 connections you

01:08:52.940 know or

01:08:53.440 sentimental

01:08:54.460 connections

01:08:55.180 because he was

01:08:56.440 passing away as

01:08:57.360 i was just

01:08:57.780 coming into my

01:08:58.380 teenagers

01:08:58.880 years and

01:09:00.300 stuff so

01:09:00.880 i can just

01:09:02.100 relate i can

01:09:02.960 just relate in

01:09:03.660 that sense

01:09:04.300 and it's

01:09:09.240 crazy that you

01:09:10.040 just want your 0.99

01:09:10.540 dad to be

01:09:10.940 proud of you

01:09:11.440 there's nothing

01:09:13.900 else a guy

01:09:14.580 wants

01:09:15.040 it's like

01:09:17.760 yeah i bear

01:09:18.300 you know i

01:09:19.080 know my father

01:09:19.660 some but not

01:09:20.500 a lot

01:09:21.000 but all i

01:09:23.520 just that

01:09:24.660 question will

01:09:25.180 hit me

01:09:25.400 sometimes man 0.97

01:09:25.920 i just hope

01:09:26.400 he was proud

01:09:26.900 of me

01:09:27.280 so i just

01:09:31.420 want to tell

01:09:31.760 you that your

01:09:32.080 dad's real

01:09:32.540 proud of you

01:09:33.020 bro and

01:09:33.620 uh

01:09:34.760 yeah and he

01:09:38.060 put that beat

01:09:38.580 in you man

01:09:39.040 that's his

01:09:39.380 heartbeat

01:09:39.720 so if you want

01:09:41.820 to feel your

01:09:42.440 dad you want

01:09:43.060 to feel his

01:09:44.020 that's his

01:09:44.660 sound that

01:09:45.200 sound started

01:09:45.840 with him

01:09:46.380 i mean you

01:09:49.620 just a sample

01:09:50.260 track homie

01:09:50.980 we all are

01:09:53.820 but i'm i

01:09:56.760 know he's

01:09:57.120 proud of you

01:09:57.560 man um

01:09:59.000 and i'm sorry

01:10:02.300 that he's gone

01:10:02.880 but he's living

01:10:03.620 he's through

01:10:04.180 you when

01:10:05.960 you smile

01:10:06.460 he smiles

01:10:07.260 that's his

01:10:08.980 smile

01:10:09.340 when you see

01:10:12.020 something beautiful

01:10:12.620 he sees

01:10:13.100 something beautiful

01:10:13.760 and when

01:10:18.420 you do

01:10:18.920 good

01:10:19.500 and probably

01:10:22.340 even when you

01:10:22.800 don't man

01:10:23.400 he's he's

01:10:24.560 proud of you

01:10:25.160 um

01:10:27.400 so

01:10:29.880 just keep

01:10:31.420 your head

01:10:31.660 up homie

01:10:31.960 and know

01:10:32.140 that you're

01:10:32.360 not alone

01:10:32.860 you know

01:10:33.300 and other

01:10:33.920 ways you

01:10:34.340 can get

01:10:34.880 uh

01:10:35.560 you can

01:10:36.740 live vicariously

01:10:37.820 and we

01:10:38.320 like

01:10:38.680 you know

01:10:40.600 when you

01:10:40.980 interact with

01:10:41.600 a mentor

01:10:42.120 a male

01:10:42.580 mentor of

01:10:43.240 yours

01:10:43.600 um

01:10:44.660 and you

01:10:45.500 let them 0.55

01:10:45.920 know hey

01:10:46.300 i really

01:10:46.760 appreciate

01:10:47.300 this

01:10:47.600 i appreciate

01:10:48.200 uh

01:10:48.780 your outlooks

01:10:50.280 and your

01:10:50.540 thoughts

01:10:51.000 you know

01:10:51.840 if you

01:10:52.220 do

01:10:52.520 um

01:10:53.780 that's a way

01:10:54.880 to get a

01:10:55.360 little bit

01:10:55.640 of fatherhood

01:10:56.180 from someone

01:10:56.660 else

01:10:57.020 um

01:10:58.180 it's interesting

01:10:59.560 it's like

01:11:00.140 you know

01:11:02.280 maybe if you

01:11:02.820 see a young

01:11:03.400 man and he's

01:11:04.040 trying to do

01:11:04.440 something for

01:11:04.740 his father

01:11:05.060 but he

01:11:05.340 can't do

01:11:05.860 it or he

01:11:06.220 can't afford

01:11:06.760 it or he

01:11:07.140 can't help

01:11:07.660 if you step

01:11:08.860 in there and

01:11:09.360 help that's

01:11:09.900 you doing

01:11:10.440 something for

01:11:11.260 a father

01:11:12.040 and it

01:11:14.100 may not

01:11:14.480 be your

01:11:14.920 father

01:11:15.360 but you

01:11:15.960 are doing

01:11:16.420 something for

01:11:17.320 that position

01:11:18.120 of of of

01:11:19.120 a father

01:11:19.600 you are being

01:11:21.440 of assistance

01:11:22.200 to a father

01:11:23.280 and i notice

01:11:24.620 that sometimes

01:11:25.300 it helps me

01:11:26.080 some

01:11:26.420 you know it

01:11:27.900 helps me uh

01:11:28.760 you know my

01:11:30.960 father was real

01:11:31.520 old so if i

01:11:32.260 do something

01:11:32.680 nice for an

01:11:33.280 old man

01:11:33.880 an older

01:11:34.300 man

01:11:34.720 it it's um

01:11:37.120 or if i do

01:11:38.220 something nice

01:11:38.740 for a friend's

01:11:39.420 father it's

01:11:40.640 it's in a way

01:11:41.300 it's me doing

01:11:41.860 something nice

01:11:42.400 for my own

01:11:42.920 father

01:11:43.300 you know i'm

01:11:44.960 just it's

01:11:45.620 like a um

01:11:46.580 i want to say

01:11:48.560 example but

01:11:49.180 there's a better

01:11:49.580 term for it

01:11:50.440 um so you

01:11:51.720 can have your

01:11:52.420 relationship

01:11:53.400 vicariously you

01:11:55.280 can have that

01:11:55.760 those needs

01:11:56.280 fulfilled somewhat

01:11:57.820 a little bit

01:11:58.520 vicariously

01:11:59.420 through other

01:12:00.180 uh people's

01:12:01.380 relationships and

01:12:02.260 father-son

01:12:02.760 relationships i

01:12:03.780 find anyway

01:12:04.520 you know i

01:12:06.360 have moments

01:12:06.800 where i'll tell

01:12:07.220 some of my

01:12:07.600 friends fathers

01:12:08.100 who've had

01:12:08.440 importance in

01:12:09.120 my life i'll

01:12:09.780 say to them

01:12:10.260 hey i want to

01:12:11.020 thank you you

01:12:11.580 know like um

01:12:12.580 you know some

01:12:14.360 of what i needed

01:12:14.940 i was missing

01:12:15.700 but you showed

01:12:16.480 up there

01:12:17.020 and um

01:12:19.900 and that's not

01:12:21.180 a knock to my

01:12:21.880 father because

01:12:23.360 my father i'm

01:12:24.440 just i'm really

01:12:25.360 saying it's kind

01:12:26.600 of like i'm using

01:12:27.300 someone else as

01:12:28.220 a um as

01:12:30.320 like a template

01:12:31.160 or as a

01:12:32.240 mannequin for

01:12:32.840 my own father

01:12:33.540 um so but

01:12:39.660 yeah isn't it

01:12:40.100 so deep how

01:12:40.800 it's so it's

01:12:41.980 like all a

01:12:42.680 man all a

01:12:43.340 young man wants

01:12:44.360 is for his

01:12:44.800 father to be

01:12:45.260 proud of him

01:12:45.940 you know it's

01:12:49.800 unbelievable

01:12:50.440 it's unbelievable

01:12:54.380 what a want

01:12:55.220 that is

01:12:55.860 maybe if we

01:13:04.200 taught more in

01:13:05.040 schools from

01:13:05.780 that perspective

01:13:06.820 instead of from

01:13:08.560 a knowledge

01:13:09.140 perspective what

01:13:09.940 if we taught

01:13:10.520 more from like

01:13:11.300 an emotional

01:13:12.060 need perspective

01:13:13.300 like what if

01:13:17.740 that you know

01:13:18.180 how many of

01:13:18.740 your like what

01:13:19.840 if a class for

01:13:20.760 young men was 0.55

01:13:21.360 how many of

01:13:21.740 you want

01:13:22.020 your fathers

01:13:22.440 to be proud

01:13:23.540 of you

01:13:23.840 you know

01:13:24.360 and then you

01:13:29.580 taught from

01:13:30.260 there

01:13:30.620 these are ways

01:13:32.380 in the world

01:13:32.920 where you can

01:13:33.440 create um

01:13:34.600 where you can

01:13:38.140 uh fulfill that

01:13:39.320 need

01:13:39.760 um

01:13:40.600 anyway

01:13:41.720 uh thank you

01:13:43.700 for calling

01:13:44.020 brother

01:13:44.360 and i love you

01:13:45.460 man and i

01:13:45.900 appreciate you

01:13:46.440 and i'm proud

01:13:46.860 of you too

01:13:47.240 dude

01:13:47.560 i really

01:13:48.520 am

01:13:48.820 i really

01:13:51.960 am man

01:13:52.460 um

01:13:53.220 uh

01:13:55.840 yeah what

01:13:56.720 else we got

01:13:57.220 some great

01:13:57.600 new tour

01:13:57.980 dates that we

01:13:58.440 mentioned in

01:13:58.920 the beginning

01:13:59.440 a lot of

01:14:00.040 new cities

01:14:00.900 so if you

01:14:01.540 get a chance

01:14:02.160 um

01:14:02.820 looking forward

01:14:04.100 to seeing you

01:14:04.580 guys there

01:14:05.280 uh i'm trying

01:14:07.180 to think of

01:14:07.520 anything else

01:14:07.940 that's been

01:14:08.260 going on i

01:14:09.000 don't know

01:14:09.760 i'm just

01:14:11.720 trying my best

01:14:12.340 today it's one

01:14:13.080 of those days

01:14:13.820 you know i

01:14:15.060 uh i prepared

01:14:16.120 some today to

01:14:17.040 be prepared

01:14:17.640 and it's

01:14:18.960 just um

01:14:20.060 you know you

01:14:21.480 do the best

01:14:22.040 you can

01:14:22.500 and so that's

01:14:23.420 what we're

01:14:23.660 doing um

01:14:25.700 i want to

01:14:26.760 thank so many

01:14:27.180 people for

01:14:27.560 being a part

01:14:28.040 of my journey

01:14:28.860 and being a

01:14:29.460 part of this

01:14:30.220 uh podcast

01:14:31.200 um

01:14:32.960 yeah

01:14:34.260 man i'm

01:14:37.000 trying just

01:14:37.480 i'm just

01:14:37.980 i'm having a

01:14:39.060 tough time today

01:14:39.720 a little bit

01:14:40.280 it's okay i'm

01:14:41.660 fine it's just

01:14:42.300 one of you

01:14:42.720 know it is

01:14:43.800 what it is

01:14:44.400 um i love

01:14:45.380 you guys

01:14:45.920 um

01:14:47.220 we'll go in

01:14:48.980 the way that

01:14:49.400 we came out

01:14:50.400 uh i hope to

01:14:51.920 do another

01:14:52.320 solo episode

01:14:52.980 soon

01:14:53.700 um i'll do

01:14:55.220 a better job

01:14:56.000 of uh not

01:14:56.820 making it so

01:14:57.460 long between

01:14:58.160 them

01:14:58.500 and um

01:15:00.640 yeah

01:15:01.900 i appreciate

01:15:03.400 you and thank

01:15:03.940 you guys met

01:15:04.440 so many nice

01:15:05.000 people that

01:15:05.820 have come out

01:15:06.420 over the to

01:15:07.100 the over the

01:15:07.680 past few

01:15:08.200 months to

01:15:08.620 the shows

01:15:09.320 um

01:15:10.500 it's just

01:15:13.220 it's hard

01:15:13.680 to process

01:15:14.480 uh

01:15:14.960 it all

01:15:15.580 at sometimes

01:15:17.060 and feel

01:15:19.100 like you're

01:15:19.480 showing enough

01:15:20.020 gratitude at

01:15:20.740 the same

01:15:21.080 time so

01:15:21.780 um that's

01:15:23.100 some of the

01:15:23.420 journey that

01:15:23.800 i'm in right

01:15:24.280 now and

01:15:24.900 um

01:15:25.560 yeah

01:15:26.760 that's what's

01:15:28.100 going on over

01:15:28.800 here

01:15:29.200 um i'll see

01:15:31.140 you guys in

01:15:31.660 edmonton this

01:15:32.440 week and then

01:15:33.720 up through the

01:15:34.320 northeast we have

01:15:35.320 shows next

01:15:35.980 week and

01:15:36.540 um

01:15:37.520 yeah just

01:15:39.140 thank you thank

01:15:39.660 you guys for

01:15:40.060 supporting me

01:15:40.840 uh sometimes

01:15:42.120 when you agree

01:15:42.660 with me or

01:15:43.060 sometimes when

01:15:43.420 you don't

01:15:44.340 um

01:15:44.960 you know that's

01:15:47.300 something i'm

01:15:47.680 learning to do

01:15:48.200 better in my

01:15:48.700 life is uh

01:15:50.060 be there for

01:15:50.700 people whether

01:15:51.240 sometimes i agree

01:15:52.540 with some of

01:15:52.980 their things or

01:15:53.540 don't you know

01:15:55.100 um so i'm just

01:15:57.880 grateful and i

01:15:58.700 hope that i can

01:15:59.280 um be as

01:16:02.200 supportive to

01:16:02.820 you in my life

01:16:03.700 as you are to

01:16:04.640 me and uh

01:16:06.360 you guys be good

01:16:06.980 to yourselves

01:16:07.400 baby you deserve 0.52

01:16:08.080 it gang

01:16:09.780 baby

01:16:10.260 and my

01:16:16.240 mind is

01:16:17.000 somewhere else

01:16:17.980 but when i

01:16:18.900 find it i'll

01:16:20.120 patch up

01:16:20.800 where it's

01:16:21.420 been

01:16:21.840 long

01:16:23.220 i'm just

01:16:27.940 floating on

01:16:28.820 the breeze

01:16:29.420 and i feel

01:16:30.400 i'm falling

01:16:31.180 like these

01:16:32.080 leaves i

01:16:32.800 must be

01:16:33.640 cornerstone

01:16:35.640 oh but when i

01:16:39.320 reach that

01:16:39.980 ground i'll share

01:16:41.180 this peace of

01:16:42.220 mind i found i

01:16:43.500 can feel it in my

01:16:45.820 bones but it's

01:16:48.480 gonna take a little

01:16:51.420 time for me to set

01:16:54.860 that parking brake

01:16:56.100 and let myself

01:16:57.940 unwind

01:16:58.840 shine that light

01:17:01.860 on me

01:17:03.020 come on baby

01:17:04.720 i'll sit and tell

01:17:07.060 you my stories

01:17:08.720 shine on me

01:17:13.460 find a song

01:17:17.880 i will sing it

01:17:19.500 just for

01:17:20.920 i'm upstairs

01:17:23.000 and now i've been

01:17:27.240 moving way too

01:17:28.340 fast on the

01:17:29.340 runaway train with

01:17:30.580 a heavy load of

01:17:31.780 mouth

01:17:32.080 hands

01:17:33.440 and now i've been

01:17:38.180 moving way too fast

01:17:39.980 on the runaway train with a

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 11, 2023

E452 Door to Door

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