E461 The Last Sun
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you know i will um i'll spit on my hands and rub it on my arms um i don't know yeah i don't even know
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why i do that i think that is i don't know what that is but i don't that's just yeah i'll i'll tell
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you everything i um yeah i eat half i eat half of a butterscotch that i found in my truck
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earlier and um yeah i don't know why i did it but i did it it's just that's the kind of stuff i'm
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doing i guess and um anyway sorry we are we are good to see you we are here happy september can you
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you believe it or something wrong as they say in somewhere else um sorry my brain is all over the
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place uh and that's okay that's all right it's that time you know it's that time of year you know
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the heat has gotten to people the heat i mean it is it is this is when summer this is that encore
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when summer's like okay you don't think i'm gonna ball out watch me whip watch me nay nay this is when
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summer do that thing you know get sturdy i mean it is this is about hot as it can get
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yeah and with labor day you see people you know people at labor they're trying to do grilling they're
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trying to grill but man this is the time he the sun say hey don't a grill won't even start up
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because it can't compete with a sun a microwave won't start up a match won't strike they say nah nah
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come on man how you expect me to compete with this boss man with this suge knight in the sky up there
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the sun is just it's like that this is it's weak the rest of the year is weather right but this is
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that time where it is the sun and and i'll say this you know um white people don't get enough credit for
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having to deal with the sun white people yeah white people don't get enough credit for having to deal with
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the sun man they you know put put a white in the sun put a white in the sun and look what happens to them
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let's don't pretend like we don't know what happens to a white in the sun
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put an irish on a beach my god you better pray for them
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let's don't pretend that the sun don't like black people better i look i think the sun is recruiting
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black people man it's trying to transition folks it's trying to make more blacks and browns and
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semi-browns and off browns this do put a white in the sun for 30 hours and now make him walk down
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the interstate he he keep pretty browned up at that point see if somebody don't pull over and give
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him a nelly cd or cornrow his hair up i'm just saying baby the sun the sun be making it make the sun be
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making more black people man that's the truth or it's trying to put a swedish person in the sun for 40 hours
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and let him apply for a uh home loan okay what's up that's what i'm saying man that's the sun be doing
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like that and that's just what is this the time of year it is when the sun this is its boss
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yeah we got a lot in this episode man we got a lot we're gonna get into we're talking uh
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well that you know that reminds me um when i was in school you know and you had to build that
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solar system baby remember that it was maybe third grade or fourth grade
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you had to build that solid system which uh like a mo you had to make a mobile with the different
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planets hanging on it in that and the rich kids they had they came their mom if you had a dad first of
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all then if your dad had a job and your mom didn't have to work then your mom had a car with a hatchback
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right and the rich kids you know zachary or uh abigail they would come to the school and they had um
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their their they would their mom would open the hatchback and get their uh
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their solar system out and you'd see all the planets on it made out of a little styrofoam ball
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and everything and oh it's cute it said her name on the side all right abigail
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now if you was over by us bro if you had to ride the poor bus bro you had to get your first you had
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to build your shit bro mom wouldn't help mom you ain't had no hot glue gun you was doing your thing
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you had to do it yourself right that's how you had to do it i remember my solar system that
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bitch had a uh orange in the middle bro and i put it in the uh microwave for like 30 seconds
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to warm it up to give it that that sun mentality you know so i heated that bit put it in the middle
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and then i hung whatever i could for the other thing bro i had me a cherry tomato on there i had me a
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uh part of a mitten uh what else i had a closings pen um i had a butterscotch
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and what else was on mine maybe a marshmallow and a thing of tweezers that i had found in mom's room
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and that was my solar system baby and i and you had to get on the bus bro that was the problem
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and on the bus people some people they didn't have their their theirs made the other children
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so they had some lurkers on there like daniel you know daniel he he steal four jupiters on the bus
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bro he'll roll off the bus with a half a pocket full of jupiter's dog and that was his uh presentation
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and gerald damn i remember oh man we had this one fella in our class gerald bro and he
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you know he didn't have a lot of brain in him he wasn't real he wasn't that real that brain dog you
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know and he had his solar system had i remember it had earth and alaska that was the two planets bro
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and one night i remember we was at a camp out or something and i remember looking up at the sky with
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him and he he he we were looking at the moon and he he said hey man you think you think we'll ever land
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on alaska and i just patted him on the back a little extra you know because sometimes some folk
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need that extra patent bro and that's what he needed a couple extra pats on the back baby but
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that's what god's doing man what i'm saying is we all have different universes
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you know we all got different we all got different universes um welcome to the episode
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thank you guys for being uh a part of my life um and let me be a part of your life
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what's going on uh we got a unique episode we have um we're gonna get to some calls we have the gator
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boys some of them boys they they nabbed that gator over there in mississippi they nabbed one
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i mean just one of them big daddies this thing big boy this thing big this thing won't fit in a
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condom you know what i'm saying this thing's big so they nabbed it and uh we're gonna talk to one of
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those guys um we had some finance we had a we was a victim of a fraud we're gonna talk about that
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um and what else can we talk about got a lot of great calls um what else i've been i've been feeling
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a lot man i've been i've been having a tough i've been feeling like everything's got to be perfect man
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i've been feeling like you know it's like i come to even just come into podcasts like i feel all right
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i gotta be every you know everything it's like or just every day every life like man everything is
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just like i it just it just uh and sometimes it builds up it's like and i don't even notice it's
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going on um but it yeah but that's not the truth and i just sometimes i let it build up and be the
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truth or it's just i can't explain it but it starts happening in the background like everything's got to
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be perfect you know uh so yeah i just want to call that out on myself and just think you know like i can't
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make thing i can't be perfect i can't make everything perfect um
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yeah so it just i can't you know uh and nobody's asking me to really it's like it's this
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it's like this self-fulfilling like or not a self-unfulfilling prophecy
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it's a ridiculous pressure it goes back to when i probably associates to when i was
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and i felt like if i wasn't perfect then uh i wouldn't be cared about you know um
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um or the only way i had a chance it was like you know i wasn't getting when i was
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i don't know i'm not trying to get in all that kind of stuff but it was like what i guess
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it was like i guess i felt like if i'm not if i don't the only way i have a chance to get the what i
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because i wasn't getting what i needed so it was like man if i i guess the only way i can that i even
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have a chance i must i must have to be perfect to get the care i need you know or maybe if i'm perfect
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you know because no no somebody couldn't not care about something that's perfect you know
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um i don't know i'm not saying that i'm perfect or anything i'm just saying that's an old thing
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that would be in my head man and it's not even a thought that i had or created it was like a survival
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thing that happened when i was young and um and i could see how a kid could think that you know a
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kid could think that so uh but yeah sometimes that flares up and i'm like man if i'm not perfect
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then uh people are people are not gonna like me
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you know if i'm on if i'm real honest about it um and i know that isn't true i know that's not
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true of like my friend i like as an as an adult now i know that's not the truth
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but it still doesn't stop those old feelings from uh
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they kind of take over the they kind of uh hijack the mainframe sometimes
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and i get stuck in that space and i don't even realize it you know um
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um so yeah i just want to share i just want to call that out to myself and
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and just say yeah man you don't have to be you you are oh you're fine you're okay brother you know and um
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yeah i just want to call that out to myself because that's important to me
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uh to notice and i'm grateful now that i can even notice when that happens sometimes so that
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i'm not just sitting there and just being a victim of it um
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we have some really nice calls some really nice stuff and uh grateful to be here with you guys um
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well i got this call that came in right here let's just let's let's hear this daddy real fast
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let's see what this cat has to say here because i know
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what's up you little love muffin i just heard your podcast and it's about time
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coming to north kakalak i live 20 minutes away from winston-salem and i'm so
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fucking excited bro gang gang homie gang baby yeah and that's that'll just lead us right into the tour dates
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that's what i want to tell you we have some new ones and uh man some really exciting stuff
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um yeah we just got back from canada i'm going to talk about that in a second but i want to let you
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know that uh we have live now norfolk va uh roanoke va and that's where i think um
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i think that's where the pilgrims started uh huntington west virginia up there up there
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about a big sandy arena they now call it the mountain health and they used to call it the
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big sandy evansville indiana uh at the ford center pikeville pikeville kentucky at uh on november 16th
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and winston-salem uh november 17th and then new orleans louisiana baby november 24th the day after
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thanksgiving at the uno lakefront arena and uh that's mad for me that's real magical that's the
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first place i ever um seen like a big concert and uh to get to go there and perform um
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um yeah it means a lot man i know and a lot of people there i know are excited about it and um
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on behalf of them i'm excited as well it means a lot just to be uh from uh that community and that
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area and to be able to go back there and um and i just am grateful for that support there and everywhere
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and we had some nice calls that came in um i just got back from toronto and uh niagara falls baby we did
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it over there and if you haven't been a been to the falls you need to go see it and i was on the
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canada side and you look i got to my hotel room and i looked out and i and you see i mean it just is
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unreal it's just there's so much energy there i mean you see that river and you see that mullet on
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it baby you say damn that's a waterfall baby that just is god you just yeah just i mean it's just
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stunning you know it's just a stunning um it's a stunning place over there so if you get a chance
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to check that out it's worth it um and then we spent time over there in toronto and you know
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toronto i'll say this man there's a there's it's really friendly folks it's i mean it's very friendly
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and it's very diverse too it is i mean god you they got things you never seen
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you know they got you know they got things you never seen over there you're like damn you you're
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you're you're you're a person it's so it is mixed baby
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oh and and one thing that's different there is rate the racial there's not a rate you don't feel a
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racial tension especially between black and white folks there now that of course you know i'm white
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or semi-white you know and so that's that you know i can just have my perception you know and i grew up in
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a black and white area and so there's more history you know racial history in the u.s but in cat and
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canada it's that's not there it's really different man it's the energy when you're when black and white
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there's not a bunch of faces from the history you know there's not a bunch of like uh there's not
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a bunch of history you know it just feels like there's this history of being human and that to me
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was you know it's nice it's nice to see and it's nice to feel that uh so if you want to it just was
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real interesting experience man um because it's different in america and not everywhere in america
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exactly and not always in america but i'm just saying kind of on average and it was i thought
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and and another thing about canada they're not there's not as many people trying to like
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it doesn't feel like it's really safe i mean it's safe you don't feel scared you feel
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you just even if somebody's mean if you see a mean person the worst thing they're going to
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going to run up and say hey i'm mean and then they'll run off you know and like hey i'm mean
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sorry sorry about being mean but i still am and then they'll run off that's like the word it's like
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i don't know i think part of it is they don't there's not people trying to get ahead there's not as
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much like in america i feel like we're so conditioned that you have to get ahead you have to keep climbing
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keep climbing and in uh canada they're more relaxed there's not as much of that energy
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and so when you're not when you're not trying to get ahead as much you're more you have more energy
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just to be you're more happy where you are you're more happy where you are if you're not trying to
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climb then you get to you you have your your energies there to stand in the group and share
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with your community and so i think that's what i feel a lot is a lot more people are content
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and man it's nice to be around it's nice to witness it's nice to know that that's possible in
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a place because sometimes sometimes it doesn't feel as possible here in america anymore to me and
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i'm not trying to be a downer i just sometimes you know but yeah it was just it's nice when you just
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talking to somebody and that's they're just trying to be helpful trying to be friendly
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happen i'm trying to think so that's all the traveling i've done you done any traveling recently raleigh mal
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raleigh yes sir have you um done any traveling recently brother uh no i'm about to okay great and where
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you headed bud i'm going to denver oh okay buddy wow and how do you do it out to how do
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how do how do um i don't know how to say this how do are you do a lot of uh how do asians do at altitude
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uh i i think we do i think we do good okay what are some famous high altitude asians are there any i'm
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because if i think of a mountain brother i don't always think of um and maybe this is racist i mean
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i don't think of an asian on a mountain is that um yeah so i looked it up it says tibetians and
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sherpa are the only two present-day high altitude east asian ethnic groups tibetians damn
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i thought i thought damn tibetians are you tibetian wow and those are high altitude asians huh
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correct gosh bless them red bull drinkers baby they're getting up there
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and what else has been going on in your life brother um nothing much um a good friend of mine passed
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no yeah oh man but i'm sorry man um and was it a uh was it a male or female uh female oh
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god that's wild usually i feel like men die more i don't feel like i hear a lot about women dying
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you know oh i'm sorry man were you able to go to a service or anything or what do you guys do for
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that sort of thing yeah we had a uh a good uh celebration of life on saturday oh i'm so sorry
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man and what kind of do um and how old was the person riley she was 29 oh
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was it pretty sad was there a lot of singing and stuff yeah yeah we did a few worship um worship
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songs songs that they wrote together oh and was there food or not there was yeah
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oh that's interesting i feel like you don't see a lot of um
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talk you know a lot of i i i feel like you don't see a lot of like kind of tacos when there is uh
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deceased or death you know dang that's surprising were you surprised at that
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um not really she she really liked tacos oh man
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hmm well i'm sorry brother i appreciate you even showing up today especially knowing that
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that had occurred man and um we're gonna check back in with you i'm happy you're here today man
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and i'm happy that we're able to think about her together and uh and i'm happy that um
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that uh we're able to sit here and think about her what was something about her that you like do
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you know anything that she liked or really enjoyed did she have any pets or anything
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um she didn't have any pets but um she was a photographer oh wow
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wow man and now she's being developed up in heaven i bet huh yeah amen brother amen well i'm
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yeah i'll check back in with you in a little bit how does that sound riley thank you for being here
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today my man thank you yeah man really appreciate the help um you know we had some people hit the
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hotline we were talking last episode about um getting out of poverty if you are uh if you are
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born into poverty or you live in it and you certain ways aren't your way out how what are some ways
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that other people have gotten out of it you know because i think it's important to know
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um you know i talked a lot about pressure washing in my neighborhood when i was young a lot of people
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would uh do pressure washing and that was something that was pretty popular to get people out of there
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and so i want to go to a couple calls right here you guys hit the hotline 985-664-9503 and responded
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uh with some calls uh with some calls and so we want to get to those right now um and see what
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people had to say so uh here we go hey theo uh i i love your uh i love your analysis of getting a pressure washer to
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you know help help get your ass through a hard time when you're young when you're 22 you probably don't know a lot
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um uh i i am i am that guy i grew up fucking dirt dirt dick poor and uh and i got a pressure washer
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and i got a paint sprayer and i i i took a job i would i would say like some some some really good
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advice i make a i i have my own painting business now so i make about a hundred bucks an hour dude nice
00:31:45.360
um which is fucking amazing to me um i got a pressure washer 4200 4200 psi whoa man you talking
00:31:59.440
that big dog man you'll impregnate something with that gun daddy you'll impregnate a damn driveway you
00:32:05.680
know you could you could uh do dj callad's hair baby you could you'll knock a wig off a thick sister with
00:32:13.200
that i mean that's you talk i mean that's uh dang 4200 psi god you doing drive-by washings that's high
00:32:24.560
octane daddy you know you could damn castrate a bishon with that buddy praise god baby let's hear more
00:32:32.480
uh and uh and i started a paint business but i also had to learn i learned a lot of
00:32:41.440
shit before that you know i did a lot of jobs before that always painted kind of on the side
00:32:47.600
and i didn't know my side business was going to turn into my real business but that's exactly what
00:32:54.880
happened yeah that's what's amazing is you get started in one thing and next thing you know you're
00:32:59.680
doing another thing you know you you know you reach into somebody's mouth to fucking steal their gum
00:33:06.640
and next thing you know bam bitch you a dentist you know the small things could lead to the big
00:33:12.240
things all right that's a nice one thank you for that call we got a couple more that came in here too
00:33:19.840
coming out of the great mountains of north georgia north georgia up there to coa and other areas
00:33:31.440
in georgia the mountains of georgia that's a great place to um to hide from a uh
00:33:39.360
uh to hide from knowledge sorry i shouldn't have said that but find some people up there that ain't
00:33:50.480
they ain't playing with a full deck of letters baby you know they alphabet it ain't that long homie
00:33:56.400
did you find somebody got 14 letters in alphabet you say dang come on onward sorry you're talking
00:34:04.400
about ways to make money on the side not to financially set off in the first place been
00:34:09.920
cutting grass for a living since i was 17 it's been pretty successful so far started off with a mower
00:34:15.280
and trailer just charging 40 50 dollars a cut now i have to try and trust customers i'm getting paid
00:34:21.440
up to about 500 a month about 50 grand a year and i'm able to pay off an employee oh amen and that's
00:34:28.080
great yeah once you get going then you realize okay i can hire somebody to do this and i can start to
00:34:34.240
you know uh scale up they call it you know gary v calls it that scaling up or whatever they call
00:34:41.760
something i don't know but yeah do somebody yard boy especially these days people rich people you
00:34:48.720
could do all kind of shit to their yard bro you know especially you go to atlanta bro they have
00:34:54.080
they'll have you do all kind of shit to the yard bro they'll have you put a finger wave on the
00:34:58.960
finger wave the grass like what they'll have you down french bray right over by the hedges bro
00:35:06.480
you say damn they but they'll have you put activator on the fucking hedges bro over there
00:35:12.480
you say hell yeah boy somebody's whole yard looking clean baby damn so that's what you got to remember
00:35:19.760
that bro that things are evolving too so what can you offer you know you cutting grass but you could
00:35:27.280
do grass and more you know if you cornrow somebody's fucking cornfield that's on point
00:35:35.920
you know dang that's what i'm talking about if them bougainvilleas bro if them bitches are
00:35:40.240
fucking they got a french braid they got them bitches rode up you know you got a fade over
00:35:48.720
there on the bougainvilleas that's what i'm talking about that high and tight or you
00:35:54.320
fucking jerry curl a rose bush you know it's just what can you offer for the people
00:36:02.080
what else we got let's hear more brother kind of funny because i found out tonight my girlfriend's
00:36:07.360
pregnant i guess that's what prompted me to call you hell yeah dude that's what i'm saying bro
00:36:14.320
that's how look if i cut enough grass bro somebody getting pregnant that's on god homie that's where
00:36:24.560
i'm from bro if if i do if if if i do enough yard work somebody getting pregnant that's you know
00:36:38.160
you know what i'm saying you keep raking bro and suddenly you rake up into some ovaries bro and
00:36:42.720
there you are bro y'all in love bro and you got a family baby praise god man congratulations too man
00:36:50.400
let's hear a little more i'm not ready for a kid i know i have a long way to go until i am right
00:36:56.560
but it's all about being determined to do better for you yourself and those around you
00:37:01.920
because uh well man i think you can handle it brother you know you can handle the first you
00:37:09.920
know you handle you handle not knowing what to do with a job and you started you made a choice for
00:37:14.400
yourself but don't overwhelm yourself either man it don't have to be perfect bro
00:37:19.680
you know you're gonna man you're gonna do a great job that kid is you part of that kid is you
00:37:26.080
that's what's that's what i think is probably real fascinating about being a parent and you obviously
00:37:31.600
care about yourself man you work in doing things for yourself so all you can man you're gonna do so
00:37:37.280
good man uh bro i'm happy for you bro um we actually had one more that came in let me hear
00:37:44.800
hey what's up man this is dylan um i'm from new hampshire but i live in denver now
00:37:49.280
i'm calling about how to get out of poverty uh one of the best ways to do it is door-to-door sales
00:37:53.920
you live in smart homes selling security selling pest control you know you can go fly out to pay
00:37:59.760
for your stuff it's all commissions you got to make sure you sell but if you're tough enough man you can
00:38:03.200
make six figures your first year wow i didn't know that buddy door-to-door sales
00:38:11.920
yeah that's great because dude some people these days honestly i believe if you go to someone's door
00:38:19.920
okay and you knock on their door and when they open it if you say look
00:38:27.280
really honestly if you give me ten dollars bro i'll leave right now
00:38:32.880
i bet six out of probably 15 people will give you
00:38:39.920
10 at least eight dollars at least eight dollars bro to get out to leave bro because people are fearful
00:38:47.760
now so i think that's a way you could get you know start stacking a little hey knock knock knock
00:38:54.880
yes you know my name is terry and i'm real with you i don't know what i'm doing but here i am
00:39:03.920
and for ten dollars i will leave immediately bam bitch i'm venmo and terry bruh bye terry i'm venmo and
00:39:12.880
terry gotta go sayonara teddy hey teddy uh goodbye terry goodbye terry oh so crazy terry is gone
00:39:28.960
sorry that shit gets me uh pretty amped up man let's hear more no prior experience you know and then you
00:39:36.480
learn to sell and you can apply that other places you get a jump start in your life you do it at any
00:39:40.080
age so that's my advice for uh people who don't know what to do reach out to those companies
00:39:46.080
short determination they'll give you an opportunity to make some money and the best thing you can
00:39:50.480
practice this at uh you could practice door-to-door sales at home depot if you go back in there
00:39:59.200
by the um kitchen you know by the uh appliances and everything they got a couple doors set up right
00:40:07.520
there a couple you know and you just stay i would close them stand there fucking knock when somebody
00:40:14.080
answers try to sell them something practice you could practice right there they got like you know
00:40:20.800
yeah usually a couple different doors different color doors and stuff like that and you could see
00:40:25.520
yeah knock knock somebody opened it they're like uh hello and you're like hell yeah you want to buy this
00:40:32.880
wrench set you know you want to buy this wrench set you could get anything out the store and sell it to
00:40:39.600
them you know you want to buy this uh yarn plant um fishing gear all types of stuff you ever done any
00:40:56.160
wonderful man what did you guys sell um anything from popcorn to
00:41:03.680
seized candy oh wow and how'd you get involved with that you so you were doing more um is that called
00:41:11.360
that's not really on trays that's more side items huh right okay and what uh wait how do you get
00:41:19.040
involved with that uh popcorn was for scouts and seized candy was for band ooh ooh and what was
00:41:28.080
easier to peddle let me what do you think was easier to peddle out there and
00:41:31.680
what do you mean like a bite no no what what was easier to sell to folks oh um seized candy oh yeah why you
00:41:43.120
i think everyone just liked candy more than popcorn yeah
00:41:51.040
yeah that's interesting yeah i think if you put candy on the word of on the back of anything it's
00:41:56.640
you know people are interested in it you know you throw any you throw candy on the back of something
00:42:02.720
people are more excited you know like if you say hey you want to buy this bullshit people be like
00:42:09.680
nah nah i'll be like hey you want to you want to get up on some of this bullshit candy people be like
00:42:16.320
let me look at it you feel me rally i do that's business baby that's big business
00:42:25.040
let's hear more brother um secondly i have a question for you i keep getting these these
00:42:31.840
relationships that don't work out and uh part of it's my fault and we're working through that in
00:42:37.200
therapy but processing the emotions man i just keep crying this realization last week that anytime i
00:42:44.640
really really want to drink and i'm alone typically just need to cry so i've been crying constantly man
00:42:50.800
and i'm like god this is gonna stop okay so the question i have is do i just keep crying it out
00:42:56.240
or should i uh should i just buck up and you know stiff up and live because i don't know trying to
00:43:04.320
i'm trying to love myself and get to a place i can be good to someone else anyway i love you man
00:43:09.840
and i look forward to seeing you when you come to denver thanks gang brother thanks for that man
00:43:14.160
thanks for the call and just for sharing uh what's going on with you man um
00:43:26.320
i think yeah tears you got to let tears out you know tears i believe that tears belong to god
00:43:37.360
now a baby's tears don't a baby a baby a lot of time baby just being an asshole and that's how a baby
00:43:44.080
gonna be boy but uh but as an adult man tears really i believe belong to god and
00:43:52.080
and a lot of times yeah you know their emotions they're attached to emotions
00:43:59.360
and they those emotions they take all it's hard to get them out of yourself
00:44:02.640
you know they go through a gauntlet of like of on you know it takes you know you'll be surprised
00:44:12.320
when an emotion finally gets to the surface of yourself so those tears i feel like there are a
00:44:18.000
lot of times they're this they're sweat man they're the sweat of the the gauntlet that your emotions had
00:44:31.760
that's a that's the that's the sweat of those feelings man that's all that is
00:44:38.720
those feelings that they you know hard it it's hard for them sometimes to get out
00:44:43.840
and get out of your body and get out of your brain and get out of your heart
00:44:48.400
some of them have to go through your through the past through time
00:44:51.680
alignment and through your heart through your brain through your and through the part of you
00:44:56.960
that don't even want them to come out then they got to trick that bit they got to trick the bouncer a
00:45:01.520
lot of times and finally they get to the surface hell yeah they gonna be sweaty bro when those emotions
00:45:12.960
so that's sometimes what i see tears as you know a lot of times there's that we see somebody tear up they
00:45:18.640
stop it i and sometimes i understand maybe if you're in a public place and you're feeling
00:45:23.040
uncomfortable or whatever but man if you have a chance to let those tears come out
00:45:29.680
i think it's important because the god god is trying he wants them out i believe that
00:45:41.200
yeah sometimes he's trying to wash away some old pain or
00:45:43.920
and now sometimes you might be excited you get so hopeful you know you'll tear up man and
00:45:49.440
and that's that could be tears that's trying to water some hopes that you might have
00:45:54.800
you know you may have such such great hopes god might be like hey you need a
00:46:00.880
couple ounces of water for them mitches i got you dog
00:46:04.720
now sometimes god might be you know you god might think you thirsty and he may see like hey this is all
00:46:10.160
i got bro and he you know there's salt in it but hey you can have a little you know and that's weird
00:46:15.760
bro if you're just crying just to drink them that's always we we had you know we had some dudes in our
00:46:24.000
town bro they wasn't doing that but they was being nasty boy they was being nasty dude that's one thing
00:46:33.120
god when people are being nasty i don't know i don't know how to handle it sometimes i
00:46:49.600
nasty and they are being nasty sometimes i remember seeing them do it
00:46:57.440
god they was being nasty how do you feel about that rally man when you
00:47:08.560
um you know i just uh just don't i don't think about it what do you do just drive off yeah
00:47:20.640
what's going yeah what's new with you rally i feel like you know i know we haven't seen each
00:47:24.240
other in a while and i see you got that facial hair going maybe you got that catfish rocking
00:47:28.400
huh daddy i do how do you feel about that what what spurned that uh i just wanted to try something
00:47:35.360
new hmm and do you feel different with it does it feel how does that feel you know because i rock it
00:47:42.800
you know yeah no it feels great it feels definitely uh very different like how
00:47:49.600
how do you feel like do you feel give me five words it makes you feel
00:47:55.120
some you know give me some words i feel older okay older
00:48:10.960
i don't know i look better maybe i that's hold on it's a lot of what you don't just do you just
00:48:20.000
have to do a word sorry but i have to have the rules for the little thing for the game
00:48:27.200
you want to think about them yeah i'll think about them okay oh man
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00:52:18.480
from one of these gator babies right here and these these men have been dealing with prehistoria
00:52:23.360
and prehistoria let me tell you what it is it's before um before it was like trial basis when god was
00:52:34.720
trying out animals this is way before uh like a um a deer or a uh golden retriever this is back
00:52:48.080
when god had like brontosaurus you know he was just he was putting shit together he didn't even know
00:52:53.360
yeah brontosaurus had like a 90 yard neck like damn what he would eat but it never made it to his
00:53:00.080
stomach and they would die every time they would die every time dude have a huge meal and then
00:53:06.480
you couldn't get the food couldn't get there and he died
00:53:10.960
you know he just and then they had triceratops them things 400 pound forehead bro set like 70 pound body
00:53:20.400
so them bitches the second they was they was born they took one step forward and just
00:53:25.840
and now every one of them died face down in the dirt t-rex he couldn't do she all he could do is bite
00:53:32.720
people all he could do is bite people man you know like a little pervert at a fucking mall bro
00:53:40.640
you know they couldn't he had them little arms he had them baby reachers he couldn't even
00:53:46.960
fucking hug his buddy think about that no wonder he's so angry he can't even fucking hug
00:53:56.560
and so that's some of the early animals god made and that's prehistoria now some of those animals are
00:54:02.320
still lurking around some of those animals still milling around in our world and i want to talk to
00:54:08.400
a man who captured one of them down there in uh mississippi over there and they just captured a 800
00:54:14.880
pound uh alligator can you imagine that can you imagine your wife thinks you're cheating on her
00:54:22.800
and you show up and you just your arms you got lacerations all over um yeah let's get to the
00:54:33.280
call uh joey clark i believe is the man joey hey what's going on theo how you doing man what's up boss
00:54:41.520
i see you got that old miss shirt on for yourself yes indeed man if i'm coming on a uh an lsu boys uh
00:54:47.680
uh podcast i gotta gotta represent right we'll call it a truce for a little while baby how about
00:54:52.960
that man there you go for about three or four weeks and it's back on okay deal man i'm turning
00:54:58.160
into a ut fan too here in uh in tennessee um joey tell me about this gator baby you guys caught that
00:55:05.520
gator huh yeah man um this uh went with three of my buddies out there uh we were in we're outside of
00:55:12.000
yazoo city and um oh yeah that's where um uh jerry clowers from yazoo city mississippi that's exactly
00:55:19.600
right that's exactly right uh went out there in yazoo city and we've been to this spot you know
00:55:24.560
over the years i think this is probably the fourth or fifth gator i've caught with these guys something
00:55:30.000
like that um so we've been to that spot several times and y'all are gator buddies huh that's right
00:55:36.400
that's right i've been with these fellows a few times and and they've been several years without me as
00:55:40.800
well um and so you get out there you guys get out there you're in a what kind of vessel are you guys
00:55:46.000
in not a submarine or anything huh no we're in a we're in a 14 foot john boat dang boy i know we
00:55:53.200
brought this thing in the uh oh that's some tom sawyer water work right there buddy that's right
00:55:58.880
that's right that that big gator was about a about a foot hanging off of that boat while we were trying
00:56:03.200
to get back in at night and so what do you hook him on what when you are are you aiming for this type
00:56:08.480
of big gator are you aiming what are you trying to catch are you guys looking for flounder what
00:56:12.640
are you guys trying to catch out there yeah when you're out there you're i mean in this area we've
00:56:17.920
we've hooked up and caught you know several you know 12 12 and a half foot gators out there and
00:56:22.640
that's really what we're looking for you know we don't you know in mississippi the cool thing about
00:56:26.640
here is it's not like louisiana it's not commercial they only give out about 900 tags a year so we
00:56:32.080
got drawn in the lottery so you want to make it count right you want to make your gator count you don't
00:56:36.160
want to come in there with a little nine foot gator if you don't have to but uh you know
00:56:40.320
nothing against that just we've done that before right so so we it's probably embarrassing i guess
00:56:45.840
if four men get out of a boat with a little baby gator that looks probably yeah i mean we've uh
00:56:52.160
that's casual looking we we saw this gator uh just as we were putting in right before dark and we had no
00:56:58.240
idea it was this big so we we hopped in the boat went out there and um you know we must have passed
00:57:04.000
20 to 25 30 gators on the way out there and they all look great and it's just a swamp full of
00:57:09.760
alligators out there but and how do you can you tell like because the eyes are usually poking out of
00:57:14.960
the water can you tell how big a gator is even just by its eyes poking out you can tell even when
00:57:20.000
you get you know you're far away from one you can tell if he's undersized and it's something you
00:57:23.840
don't want to fool with yeah but uh you know you're out there at night it's it's pitch black there's
00:57:28.640
they got to pump sunshine out there to that part of the part of the state and you know you're out
00:57:33.280
there in that in that stuff and you got a q beam and uh you're just trying to light those eyes up and
00:57:37.920
and go from there and does the beam shock the gator at all does it kind of get like a um like a does
00:57:44.320
it does it have that deer and headlights effect on a gator or what is that like it's not too much
00:57:49.280
gonna shock him when he's when he feels the vibrations in the water of your of your boat and
00:57:53.440
your trolling motor and all that that's what's going to make him kind of kind of duck and start
00:57:57.440
trying to get away from you and and you know he held his breath it seemed like 30 to 45 minutes
00:58:02.480
at a time a couple times and we just had to keep on searching him and um you know we hooked up to
00:58:07.360
him the first time and what are you hooking him on are you hooking him on a spinner bait what do you
00:58:11.600
got i mean what do you even put out there yep so it's just a treble hook what are you guys using are
00:58:16.160
you guys using chicken livers like what do you use it what's the bait no there's no bait whatsoever
00:58:21.360
oh there's no bait no bait whatsoever you're out there you know you've got to see this gator and
00:58:26.800
then you've got to be talented enough to be able to throw a uh just to throw that treble hook that
00:58:32.480
line right where you want to do it okay so you're not so there's no bait in there there's you're not
00:58:37.680
trying to get him to get something like a fish or it is more you are just trying to get the hook into
00:58:43.760
his body that's right that's right trying to get the hook in his body and you know eventually we kept
00:58:49.200
on trying to hit him with one one line at a time and we did that but he kept breaking off and what
00:58:54.320
these gators do um we must have we probably hooked up on him seven or eight times i guess
00:59:00.080
and he kept on you know shaking that that treble hook out of him but what they're trying to do is
00:59:04.240
go under logs and things like that and and shake that that hook out of them and then they're free
00:59:09.840
um and so that's that's kind of what the the gist is there and do they seem nasty like did this gator
00:59:15.040
seem like a nasty guy or what did he say like can you get any a semblance of what their personality is
00:59:20.640
like did he seem like a nasty guy yeah man he was uh he wasn't the meatest gator we've ever run
00:59:26.400
across we've run across some meaner ones but he was very territorial you know he did the you know
00:59:31.600
the weird thing is we've hooked up on some good-sized gators in the past and you know you hook them once
00:59:37.120
or twice and now they kind of get the gist of what's going on you're trying to kill them and they disappear
00:59:42.560
you'll never see him again but this gator he wouldn't do that uh he was there in that area you know he's
00:59:47.600
just uh we probably a hoarder have you seen that show like my 700 pound life or something that
00:59:52.080
because that those people don't not you know they're usually locked in their house with magazine
00:59:56.720
you know they have like stacks of magazines and everything that's right that's right this thing
01:00:01.440
is over there and yeah he's in his spot and he's not trying to get out of it he's uh he's doing his
01:00:06.480
thing and uh like i say he never left he never left the 200 yard radius for us and that's just crazy to
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me that it happened like that because we hooked into him the first time about 9 30 at night we
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didn't have that thing in the boat until 3 30 in the morning my god and so you hook him you start
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getting him now how close is the boat at are you just right next to him yeah you are so you know
01:00:30.720
i'd say when you hook up on him initially you know you're probably within 15 feet of the gator
01:00:36.160
probably so i wouldn't be there buddy i'd call a damn uber buddy i would not be right there i'll be
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glad to send you a couple of little videos we took on the boat so you can kind of see for yourself on
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this uh if that'd be something that would help kind of put it together for you we'd love that
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we'll play some of those side by side while we're talking about it okay so you get him you you have
01:00:58.240
how many hooks do you eventually get into the gator finally at the end we did get a second hook in
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and we had one the first hook we call it which is not where you want to catch him would be uh back at
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the tail and that's that's where my buddy don he he blind cast out over him hooked him in the tail
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we fought him for about 30 minutes we could get a second hook in him damn you know and so kind of
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my job with all this is when i'm in the boat you know we've got a snare or whatever and my job is
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once he's come up for water what do you mean a snare yeah so it's like a drum no not a drum it's uh
01:01:30.320
it's kind of like um i i'd call it almost like a noose right i mean it's you did you you've got a rope on
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the end of it you slip it over his head and then when you do it i just pull that rope as hard as i
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can and basically try to sit down on the bottom of the boat until uh so this is some damn bdsm
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it sounds like kind of yes indeed yes indeed wow there's it's so it's crazy we wind up it got him at
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14 feet uh three inches so it as of today we've got still got 24 hours left in the state of mississippi
01:01:59.520
for gator hunting season but as of today it's the state record wow and how much weight was it
01:02:04.320
802.5 pounds damn boy and that missed that missed the uh state record by 20 pounds so that just tells
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you how big they are down here oh so it didn't even make the weight record but it made the length record
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that's right that's exactly right that's incredible man it is it is so once you have both of those hooks
01:02:23.440
how are you elevating it out of the water what's like how does your boat not capsize yeah so you know
01:02:29.600
what he's doing when he's down there underwater he's he's you know he's fighting and he's down
01:02:34.880
there and he's been down there there you know at this point you know over that seven hour period he
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had been in that water uh you know underwater the majority of that time but they got to come up for
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air right they got it they at some point they can't stay underwater forever they got to come up
01:02:50.000
so when they do you got to think about it as you're you know these guys with the two lines are pulling
01:02:55.200
him closer and closer to the boat um as they continue to fight him and he continues to come
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up for air a little bit more frequently towards the end and that's you know when it gets close
01:03:03.760
enough to the boat within you know i'd say two or three feet if you can and that's when you want
01:03:08.480
to put that that snare around him and and hook him from there and kind of finish the deal off
01:03:13.200
and do you choke him out does somebody get on him how do you finish him man i'm trying like
01:03:17.680
hell to choke him out i'm like i'm just holding him as tight as i can until somebody can shoot him
01:03:21.920
oh you shoot him yeah yeah you got to shoot him oh damn bro this is a damn that's right this is a
01:03:28.800
damn robbery bro yes it is it's a it's a mugging for sure it is god i thought y'all were just towing
01:03:36.320
him in no no no no you got to put that bad boy in the post the last thing you want to do is toe him
01:03:41.680
in and and then you lose him or something yeah because once if you were to break off a rope or
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something he's at the bottom of the river you're not getting him back you know and when he went after
01:03:49.760
he's right when he dies do y'all hug or what do people like is there a celebration what is that
01:03:54.560
moment like man it's just a sense of relief you've been out there with him all night long and the last
01:03:59.520
thing you want to do is let him off the hook look we had been out there for so long we were all just
01:04:04.000
getting tired and worn out we've been all day all four of us just you know doing our thing and nobody
01:04:09.840
wanted to give up and we all thought about it but at the end of the night you know my buddy tanner
01:04:13.840
the entire time uh he was like we're not letting this gator go we're just not going to do it so he was
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he was hell bent on getting this gator in the boat oh every tanner i know will get hell bent they get
01:04:23.200
hell bent on all kind of shit you put a couple beers in them were you guys having a couple beers
01:04:27.200
no there's no drinking out there there's no drinking it's a little bit too unsafe for that
01:04:31.520
we tried to be as legal as we could with getting this gator in and out and thank god we did because
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now you know i mean immediately when we pulled it out obviously the state wildlife department gets
01:04:39.840
called they got to come measure it and confirm it and but no no party and the partying was after i guess
01:04:44.640
that you know over the over the last 10 days just trying to uh let all this stuff sink in man it's
01:04:50.000
it's grown and blown up beyond our wildest expectations man man that's exciting brother yeah
01:04:55.280
and do you all name him or anything is there any uh is there anything like that do you all bury him
01:05:01.200
what's the what happens is there any things that happen like that no so we don't we haven't named him
01:05:07.840
i wish we would have i wish you kind of brought something up maybe we should do that
01:05:11.120
um but the uh with the meat we've donated the meat to a uh to an organization there in yazoo city they
01:05:18.560
kind of just you know divvy that meat out um to you know orphans probably things like that
01:05:26.000
yeah then it came out to like 380 pounds of meat so it was a ton of meat on that and yeah i remember
01:05:31.680
they had an orphanage by us and they would always whenever people would cut uh that a lot of donated
01:05:37.440
meat would go over there and sometimes i had a buddy that was over there and we'd go over there
01:05:41.200
and eat and they'd always be eating gator up in that bitch it's kind of wild to think oh it's crazy
01:05:45.760
you go in there and you see 20 freaking orphans bruh no i don't yum and yum and down on some gator
01:05:52.320
it's just like that's it man get them some gator sausage and then let them have a weekend you know
01:05:56.400
that's oh yeah if they don't have parents dude get them some decent meat that's what i think
01:06:00.000
everybody deserves something exactly but yeah man it uh that that was you know kind of the gist of
01:06:07.360
the of the gator itself and um you know i guess with this hide we're going to get some leather
01:06:11.440
boots made we're going to be looking sharp come uh come christmas time i guess we'll see what's up but
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that's the plan well praise brother thank you so much for just jumping on and and filling us in on
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some information it's really fascinating and congratulations on the state record man that's
01:06:26.240
amazing well i appreciate it man it's very nice talking to you and uh like i said it's been a wild
01:06:31.600
ride and um i'll send you those videos so you can check that out and kind of see put this into
01:06:36.160
perspective what it's like out there in the pitch black at night oh yeah brother please do also just
01:06:41.760
great to talk to somebody um from over there near yazoo city mississippi the home of jerry clower my
01:06:47.280
favorite comedian so uh thank you so much joey clark we appreciate you brother thank you man nice
01:06:52.640
talking to you all right cheers buddy have a good one take care what else riley i'm sure people
01:06:58.000
want to know we usually get an update on how your dating life is going what's going on there bub
01:07:10.800
really okay that's okay well damn dude and how's everything going i know we talked in the past about
01:07:17.200
the masturbatory efforts and stuff you've been out there glazing that glizzy homie what's been going on
01:07:23.200
you've been freaking burping that little pants yurt or what um you've been frisbeeing that little
01:07:29.280
syrup dog or what uh still nothing oh man you tell riley mal people are not believing this man that
01:07:38.400
you've never you still have never ejaculated is that true yeah it's true gosh brother we got
01:07:45.600
to get you on a damn pay-per-view i mean you could open up for logan paul and dylan danis you could be in
01:07:51.760
an early preliminary i mean there's never in your life you telling me the truth riley i am never not
01:08:01.520
even in your sleep god has never come and touched you in your sleep never what oh my god we could raffle
01:08:11.280
you off to a bunch of older gay men in hollywood they bro they pay half a million dollars for you in
01:08:18.000
hollywood to be getting clean sauce out of a damn vietnamese fella from the mountains
01:08:23.920
yeah um i'm i'm actually not vietnamese well but yeah but you know what i'm or what are you
01:08:34.880
i'm uh japanese korean hawaiian and norwegian well you know that's pretty much vietnamese dude
01:08:44.960
but that doesn't matter man what matters is we're both
01:08:47.520
both human beings baby boy and i can't believe boy you got that clean syrup in your son you got
01:08:54.640
that 6 000 octane boy gosh that's god's gleek homie you that thing coming right off the clouds of the
01:09:03.600
lord my god dude if you you if you got you a little if you got you a half ounce of that
01:09:10.880
and you uh painted the toes of some of these gay men and perverted men out there in hollywood my god
01:09:21.840
oh but i'm sorry that's not what we need to be doing that's not what we need to be involved in
01:09:25.760
man i'm sorry for saying that stuff no you're good you know but do you worry about not being able to
01:09:31.840
get an erection when you do get a woman riley when you because are you now you're saving yourself for
01:09:35.600
marriage that's correct correct but how do you know your that your body's gonna work then
01:09:41.920
uh i i just believe it will when the time comes hey boy
01:09:49.120
wow bro that is a risk though riley look i but you know what man i've seen miracles happen man
01:09:58.560
i really have i've seen miracles happen bro and if you look i would stand by y'all's bed and pray for
01:10:06.480
y'all pray you know by y'all's marital bed or whatever be in the next room and you know put my hands on the
01:10:18.000
you know yeah yeah all right you sound exhausted man are you tired
01:10:23.840
a little yeah it's just been a lot sorry i keep i keep forgetting um i don't forget that that's
01:10:31.040
that you just came from a funeral man i'm sorry and i'm sorry for me for asking about some of this but
01:10:35.520
uh you know i just want to know what's going on and and maybe we can help you find somebody riley like um
01:10:44.480
you know we'll put um we'll put some clips over there on the uh this past weekend social media and see if
01:10:50.960
if and um you know maybe you'll you'll meet a girl you need you want a god-fearing woman correct
01:10:56.640
i do amen brother and does it matter what uh ethnicity they are religious ethnicity
01:11:02.560
uh ethnicity no okay oh i mean like protestant or whatever
01:11:12.960
damn okay you're getting risky boy you're hitting that raffle boy non-denominational baby that's the
01:11:34.640
um yeah okay great um i want to uh i want to deal with a little bit of laundry now just uh
01:11:42.640
some kind of behind the scenes stuff really um you know you guys we had an issue in the past where
01:11:49.040
uh kai the hitchhiker and he's a famed um he uh you know he uh smashed smashed smashed somebody at
01:12:01.280
an intersection with a hammer and he was that hammer baby you know he's that freelance construction worker
01:12:09.040
and he um he was like a national celebrity and he and then he did um murder he did a few murders
01:12:17.920
and so anyway uh that was a famed clip somebody took my face and put it on his clip and it made the rounds
01:12:25.280
on social media and it was you know funny and crazy i can't believe that somebody made it um but then
01:12:31.680
at a certain point uh he filed a lawsuit against me against me and said that i was using his footage
01:12:41.360
and his um uh like name and like i don't know just his using him um and so we reached out to uh
01:12:51.120
morgan and morgan uh who's a who's a sponsor of the podcast and my buddy dan morgan is um one of the
01:12:58.320
morgans over there and uh and so they've been handling that case for us and i thought it was
01:13:03.040
over with but apparently it's not uh we're still getting stuff in the mail and um and so that i
01:13:08.960
want to check in right now uh we have is the only we have arthur petrosian that's right hey theo
01:13:17.200
hey arthur how are you today good brother how are you i'm doing pretty well man except uh
01:13:22.800
uh you know i keep getting hammered by this case man this guy he's uh he's a resilient isn't he
01:13:29.040
guy is definitely persistent um he's he's unfortunately been able to dance around some
01:13:35.280
of these procedural issues in federal court keeping the case alive um the court still has not heard the
01:13:41.380
case on its merits so we're confident that once they hear the case uh they're ultimately going to
01:13:46.960
dismiss it out and how many like has he filed because yeah i've got i keep getting paperwork
01:13:52.400
and a lot of handwritten stuff and how many like how many things has he filed at this point
01:13:59.920
multiple motions uh multiple amended complaints um you know it's fun to read to be honest uh you know
01:14:10.620
every time i come into the office and i get a handwritten note from kai uh from his jail cell i
01:14:16.400
open it immediately i can't wait to read it i actually have a document that he filed with the
01:14:22.880
court so this is an official document that he filed in federal court and this is all public record so
01:14:28.540
anytime you file a document in federal court anybody that has an account can go in and look at this so
01:14:35.000
um i i think this paragraph gives you a glimpse of what this case is all about and what he's been doing
01:14:41.380
and if you'd like i'll read it it's actually kind of funny yeah i'd love to yeah let's get
01:14:46.340
it so so this is kai in his moving papers he says plaintiff is writing this at 5 30 in the morning
01:14:53.280
in a sweltering hot cell in a stone building without air conditioning that heats up during the day
01:14:58.940
and holds the heat throughout the night he's using a floppy shank proof pen he typed this at the law
01:15:06.620
library but he only gets five hours once a week if he's granted extended access and his access just ran
01:15:13.700
out and then it goes on to say even now plaintiff has to wake up at 3 30 in the morning get his work
01:15:21.700
on this opposition done before 11 a.m or else the sweat-soaked document would be unacceptable for
01:15:27.540
filing wow defendant and that's you in contra distinction and these are his words has began
01:15:35.720
has been making comedy videos in an air-conditioned studio making a show in the most literal sense
01:15:42.480
of slacking off enjoying himself instead of filing a responsive pleading the court can see for
01:15:49.380
themselves that during the time in question defendant was having the time of his life
01:15:54.400
well so you know it's it's going nowhere it's just things like this that he continues to file
01:16:03.080
again they're the court in order to provide him with due process is kind of entertaining him at this
01:16:09.720
point okay um but we strongly believe that within the next 60 to 90 days when the court actually hears
01:16:16.020
the merits of the case and actually reviews our motion to dismiss that they're going to grant it
01:16:20.540
so will we have to go to court do you think i would uh you don't have to but i will definitely
01:16:27.240
be there representing you thank you first of all thank you very much yeah absolutely i can't glad to
01:16:33.200
be here glad we could help yeah i know i'm i'm really grateful for you guys helping man god i mean it's
01:16:38.600
just so and so i guess if somebody's in in jail they still have the right they can still sue somebody
01:16:44.340
they can still even if they did murder they can still you don't lose those rights you know
01:16:50.300
absolutely and this was this is what this case is about and that's why we've been kind of sitting
01:16:55.140
on the sidelines for about six to eight months is because the federal court wants to make sure that
01:17:00.220
they provide kai his due process rights and they hear him out uh again eventually this case gets
01:17:06.480
dismissed but for now we're going through the motions and making sure that the court hears him out
01:17:11.940
wow and do you guys get a lot of a lot of cases like this you know we don't handle a lot of cases
01:17:20.400
like this but we pride ourselves in in fighting for the people and we consider you a good friend
01:17:26.180
theo so uh we've we're all hands on deck on this case we've got multiple people pushing it uh we've got
01:17:32.420
experts lined up as well too just to make sure that you're going to be protected from every angle
01:17:36.780
so you know it's it's kind of an exciting case it provides some comic uh value for us yeah just
01:17:43.840
because it's it's different than a lot of the other cases but yeah i'd almost i almost well first of all
01:17:50.520
thank you guys so much man uh you know uh dan you know dan morgan is a nice guy and we have a lot of
01:17:56.440
mutual friends and and um and thank you guys too for for supporting the podcast and i know you guys
01:18:02.340
mostly handle like personal injury that type of stuff that's right right but it would almost be
01:18:07.980
crazy what if we got to go do like a deposition or something that would be wild wouldn't it that
01:18:13.180
would be wild it would be very entertaining um we would probably have to take it in jail
01:18:18.180
in kai's cell probably i don't know if he'll get extended hours to go to the law library to
01:18:23.280
who's deposition from there but that would be exciting exciting to do yeah i appreciate it man
01:18:30.520
thanks for like at least recognizing that uh this is kind of entertaining along the way i'm sure it is
01:18:35.540
a little bit different than normal um yeah i mean he's definitely kind of a notorious figure so
01:18:42.360
yeah um well we're excited to back you up if there's anything else you need you let us know
01:18:47.860
thank you hopefully hopefully i will not but i appreciate that you got it all right have a good
01:18:53.760
day brother you too wow so that's interesting you know that's uh but you know i'm grateful that
01:19:01.260
you know if people if you that you don't lose all your rights you know i mean what a what a fortunate
01:19:07.280
country where you can do a murder and still go and have rights i mean that is
01:19:17.780
you don't get some places you don't even get that you know i'm sure there's a lot of countries where
01:19:23.540
you don't get that where if you do a murder that's it you know they're like hey buddy you do you do
01:19:30.040
you do the murder then you that's all you do win um sticking in the legal in the legal space i want to
01:19:40.760
talk about uh something that has been tough for it i want to talk about something um we our podcast
01:19:49.240
was defrauded we were stolen from um we were taking advantage of a lot of ways to say it uh the company
01:19:57.240
that did it is cast media and the man that did it is colin thompson and i'm going to put his picture in
01:20:04.460
here um and uh it's i don't know exactly how to say this i'm gonna do my best um we're part of a
01:20:15.380
larger group of podcasts that were uh stolen from right we were part the in total i've just between
01:20:24.900
talking with folks there's up to four million dollars that i know of that people were taking
01:20:28.980
advantage of uh we're in the six figures i know of podcasts are in the seven figures um and colin
01:20:36.000
thompson that's his name i want to say his name so you know it uh people get taken advantage of a lot
01:20:41.540
in business and and and businesses use tactics and stuff to hide to hide themselves and uh you know
01:20:49.020
they'll use bankruptcy or the threat of this or that and and um and and he may get my money
01:20:54.960
that's okay you know i'm fortunate that i can still have touring and that i uh can take care of
01:21:01.420
myself but you fuck with the wrong rat colin i'll tell you that brother and uh and i'll just tell you
01:21:08.380
guys what happened um we had a deal with this company right and and it was started off good and then it
01:21:15.220
started to get where we were getting less of our payments and we were reading the ads we do the ads
01:21:21.660
you know we read them out loud and we and and you guys support some of them and thank you um
01:21:27.720
and then it got to be where we were getting paid less of the payment we were owed and they sell all
01:21:34.560
the ads a year in advance so you're kind of stuck into the year right and the advertisers were paying
01:21:41.360
colin thompson and cast media and they weren't paying us they would pay us a little bit and they
01:21:46.180
had a reason why and so and one of the craziest parts was like there was like we kept asking you
01:21:53.480
know hey we have to get paid man we have to and we weren't getting paid and so finally i was able to
01:21:57.460
make a new deal um and just cut ties completely i made sure that everything you know they breached
01:22:03.140
our contract and so i was able to cut ties and then they come along colin thompson comes along
01:22:10.120
and he joins there's a new company that has a stock that's going live soon right or it's coming
01:22:18.540
out or something this company called podcast one or live one right i he they they get me on a call
01:22:28.200
uh with i think the guy's name rob ellen yeah that's the guy's name rob ellen um and his brother is doug
01:22:39.280
ellen who's like a screenwriter and i think he did his brother was pretty successful um but they get
01:22:46.200
me on a call with this guy rob ellen right and and they tell me um they tell me that if you come
01:22:56.000
over to our new network over to this new network podcast one that will pay you some of what you're
01:23:04.320
owed in stock right but the stock hasn't gone public so they're trying it it felt like to me
01:23:10.740
they're trying to leverage our podcast and other podcasts to then make their stock do well
01:23:20.440
um and then if that happens then we'll get a share of our money right like it just
01:23:30.460
the whole thing to me felt really uh seedy and the worst part to me was i said well what about colin
01:23:41.180
thompson i said that guy's a crook and they said he's gonna be um he'll be they said we felt like he's
01:23:51.860
done a good job and that he would be part of the team still so how that's just i know some of this
01:24:00.080
is a lot of insider baseball man but to me it was just fucking just it felt real dirty and it felt like
01:24:07.520
um just no respect for podcasting no respect for the work that we had done um you know to get paid
01:24:16.880
by the advertisers and then not pay us and then uh for colin to lead us in this direction to say
01:24:22.800
well if you join this other group before their stock goes out that uh that then we'll pay you in
01:24:29.560
some of the stock but part of that will be based on if we're there for it to do well
01:24:33.600
i don't know man but i know what it feels like to be taken advantage of uh and i wouldn't do that
01:24:42.080
to these people i wouldn't do that to colin thompson i wouldn't do that to cast media and um
01:24:47.480
and so i say this just because i don't want this guy taking advantage of anybody else
01:24:51.600
a lot of times in business practices especially in like um entertainment stuff a lot of people are
01:24:58.780
able to snake away and they're able to slip through and use tactics and uh shell games and bullshit
01:25:06.700
um but you fucked with the wrong rat homie i have a voice and a lot of other people are forced into
01:25:13.940
these bad deals because they don't they're afraid to speak up they're afraid to speak up man and uh
01:25:20.160
that's not what our show is about and um yeah i just want you guys to know that this is the man
01:25:28.560
we put his picture up on the thing on the youtube and the amount of money that i from from
01:25:36.320
other people podcasters they've said is over four million dollars um
01:25:41.080
and um yeah it's just the shit's fucking wrong and i don't also understand how a company expects me
01:25:51.960
to come wanting me to come over there to boot what felt like to me they were using me to boost
01:25:58.020
their stock price and i don't say that out of ego but we've done well and that they get all these
01:26:04.180
podcasts saying well that'll boost our stock price then we'll go public with the stock
01:26:07.620
and then based again on their backs the stock there'll be there'll be money there so it's like
01:26:15.380
it felt like y'all gonna try to fuck me twice homie well no no thank you uh so yeah you can keep that
01:26:24.620
money um you can't keep it we'll see how it plays out but if you do end up keeping it man
01:26:29.600
you must have needed it you must have needed it i don't know i mean it doesn't make me stoked but
01:26:35.740
um but you can't get me to shut up man you can't get me to shut up and uh if that's the cost of it
01:26:46.760
for me to say my fucking piece you know how many other podcasters wanted to say this shit right now
01:27:00.460
yeah that's who i just want you to know i want you to know about colin thompson i want you to know
01:27:07.540
where i've heard he's going to be working at and i want you to know that he's a crook and to me it's
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criminal um but the the the way that people are able to cheat and lie and and manipulate the system
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um you know he went and got neil sacker who worked with harvey weinstein to jump on the calls
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i mean he just i don't fuck it's just fucking kind of sad man and yeah but i just wanted to speak up
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for myself man i've waited a year to speak up for myself you know he he they put us through so much
01:27:43.340
bullshit and i don't know if there's other people over there that did it too and maybe we'll get more
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information i don't know or this may be all you ever hear about it you know um and so i didn't really
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know how to the best way to do this but um yeah i wouldn't do that to somebody and he they did it
01:28:01.640
man they did it to i mean some of these people's podcasts is all they had man and these
01:28:06.440
motherfuckers did that bro so i'm sorry about that um and i'm sorry for them and yeah i'm just
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happy to have a voice for myself and that's one thing that we built here that that he had nothing
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to do with he had nothing to do with in fact he stole on our backs once and i'm not letting these
01:28:23.460
people do it to me two times so for anybody that had to take that that sucker deal over there
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uh this i'm speaking on for all of us man um because i know that some of you guys have said to me
01:28:34.820
that you wanted to say some of these same things and i don't mean that out of ego i just mean that
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um i don't know i feel uh you know i don't know sorry maybe i shouldn't have said that part
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i don't want to speak on behalf of those people but um yeah i just wouldn't have done that to
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somebody and uh i'm happy to be able to speak for myself i'm so thankful i'm thankful to you guys
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to the listeners that we have this place here um and that this is what we try to do and i'm sorry
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i've been making this about me this past five or six minutes or whatever but um
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but uh this was the only public place i could do this where i feel like it would have some effect
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because to me this guy is like the bernie made off of podcasting and uh and that almost glorifies
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them in a weird way but um i wanted to be able to say that sorry i'm just rambling but uh i wanted
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to be able to speak my piece thank you um with that said man let's get back into something here um
01:29:40.420
i want to say this you know i just saw i saw on twitter where max holloway who is from maui was
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sharing about how uh a donation that was made to the maui food bank and then dustin hollow dustin
01:29:53.520
poirier uh and the good fight foundation uh matched their efforts a ten thousand dollar match
01:30:00.660
and on behalf of this past weekend uh we want to do the same thing i know there's a lot of listeners
01:30:05.520
out there who think like well how can i help and what can i do and so i'll um so we're going to do
01:30:11.060
that together here um and so yeah we're going to match that ten thousand um there's some charities
01:30:17.900
also that kelly slater shared about the surf man and so we'll see uh but we want to we're going to
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match that ten thousand dollars for maui um and that's this past weekend that's us doing that so if
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you're a listener and today you're feeling like i wanted to do something for the people of maui
01:30:36.120
uh you just did and we did that um and yeah sorry i hope that doesn't sound egotistical sorry man my
01:30:44.640
brain's a little all over the place from sharing some of that uh you know i think when i get taken
01:30:50.980
advantage of it attaches it to like old feelings of shit and um yeah it makes me feel uh
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it attaches to old feelings of like that i don't have any worth or something i don't know i don't
01:31:13.880
know sorry uh all right what else can we do anything else you want to say riley um you know
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just that you know i'm glad that my family is safe um my i have some family out in maui um
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some cousins out there that they're both firefighters and you know i'm just glad everyone's safe
01:31:36.600
really huh firefighters so were they did were they they they must have been involved huh
01:31:45.920
man the world sometimes there's just so much going on it feels just it feels just really it
01:31:58.620
feels like a lot doesn't it yeah definitely well i'm sorry brother i'm sorry that that happened for
01:32:04.800
them and you know that that community over there god there is nothing more special if you get to
01:32:09.780
witness it in your life um then some of the connectivity of some of that community over
01:32:16.180
there and uh maui the other islands as well um it's just something really really special
01:32:22.060
you know uh so our thoughts are still with them man and yeah i'm sorry that that happened but thank
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you for letting us know that riley let you know let us know a little bit more about you you know
01:32:33.920
and that's important and if we ever get that boner to launch homie we might have
01:32:39.740
to get a couple firemen to put that thing out boy
01:32:42.780
whoo boy we gonna get that branch to burn you know we're gonna get you out there just
01:32:51.780
siruping that little hammer baby um yes i yeah thank you guys man for being a part of this episode and
01:32:59.340
um yeah it just uh you know it doesn't have to be perfect you know um you ever feel like that riley
01:33:08.840
i do yeah where do you think it comes from man or what do you think about it
01:33:16.160
um yeah you know it just you don't you know you don't always have to be perfect
01:33:22.580
yeah because we can't be right right yeah so it's a fool's errand isn't it yeah man
01:33:31.640
but what it almost feels like we like we should be that where we need to be does does it ever feel
01:33:37.780
like that to you sometimes yeah and what do you do then when you when it happens
01:33:43.440
uh i just think again that i'm you know i don't have to be perfect
01:33:59.220
yeah we don't have to be perfect you don't have to be perfect i mean you are you're you're fine
01:34:07.540
uh so yeah praise baby thank you guys thanks for the love and support and just um yeah i just i
01:34:16.760
can't i feel like i just say thank you over and over again uh but hoping to make the most of this
01:34:23.920
week man hoping to hide from this summer i think this one last week is flaring up and then we could
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do what you know we could see what winter's thinking about so um you guys be good to yourselves
01:34:36.220
baby you deserve it and you too riley okay thank you theo yeah you bet man thank you man thanks for
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being here i ain't seen home in about a hundred days i can almost hear mama pray for my restless soul
01:34:54.880
and i ain't made a dollar i ain't spent but where it's going ain't killed me yet i still get where
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i'm makin it i'm makin it i'm makin wrong feel right
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i'm makin it and it helps where i'm headed then