E475 Lean Christmas
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Happy Holidays, merry christmas, and Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to all. Merry Christmas to all, and Happy New Year to all of us. Merry Christmas and Merry Kwanzaa!
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very much for all your support love you we made it uh merry christmas to you um happy holidays to you
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if you don't celebrate christmas some people don't or they celebrate it but they don't
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care about jesus or whatever or you know they don't you know i don't care if you make some
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people celebrate lloyd christmas and that's fine too um you know it's whoever your deity is people
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have different deities and uh leaders some people love um you know uh jesus some people love um buddha
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um whatever you know what i'm saying there's different uh
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deities that people believe in papa john some people two mediums
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and uh uh two liter of sprite is their lord and savior people have different things that they
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love happy holidays merry christmas um yeah here we are
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i can't believe we made it this far man we're traveling into the future it's the end of 2023 time is
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i'm gonna play a couple little christmas tunes this is how i do it this time of year some of
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if somebody's in icu you might play this while you bottle feed them
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you're gonna be okay ronnie just drink you some of this milk buddy drink you some of this milk
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yeah that has a very icu vibe i think you're gonna be fine ronnie get you some of this milk ronnie
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here's another one um that one was called uh a christmas miracle by one man quartet over there
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and i don't know where that's from or something sounds like some prison
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sounds like some whites in prison did it or some swedes in prison put that
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together beautiful track there we got something right here is from paris for christmas it's called
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it gets a little too irish for his little too bag but a little too irish for me you know it's like
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just just molest me father and quit playing the tunes you know i'll let you touch me if you quit
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play in the bagpipes there donnie i'll let you touch my oh whatever else we got here that was by of north
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y'all i like this baby damn come on i'll lick my lips i'll lick your lips
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rain is coming out to play my god baby that's what gets me going baby
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santa claus is packing the press i want to just making sure you've been behaving okay
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i just want to take your titties off your body and just put them into my mouth baby girl love me lord
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that's a beautiful track right there and that is by stir zetterberg over there that's called merry
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christmas baby by stir stirry sorry stirry zetterberg up there and here's another one we got right here
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oh yeah this is like you're pushing a senior citizen uphill in a wheelchair kind of
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don't worry pop we'll get you there don't worry pop just keep your feet off the ground pop we're
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gonna keep pushing you something very romantic about that one right there that's called going
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home for christmas that's home for the holidays over there we got this one right here another one
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oh oh oh oh no that's that urban christmas baby come on huh come on santa oh oh santa here come on now
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santa santa he out there santa he in the streets santa he in the streets santa
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santa santa he doing drive-by gifting santa he cooking chicken santa santa welcome to atlanta santa
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and he got all his l's over there t i one of them you know that you know that bro t i la boosie he at
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the front of the sleigh boosie baby hit hit look he might not even take you boosie take you wherever
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the fuck he want to take everybody bro your santa be like damn what the what we doing down here we
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down here in baton rouge but we're down here in scotlandville baby what boosie done took us off track
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baby oh i'm at home oh that's christmas baby well you know i like to play a little bit of the christmas
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tunes in the beginning there off of epidemic sound they just and i don't work for epidemic sound they
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just it's a place you can go look and they have different just pieces of music and sounds and you
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can just go on through them but that was magic day by loving caliber and i love that man i would love
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to be able to have the experience of having different uh ethnicity christmases you know
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get you a little chinese christmas baby get you a little you know pork fried reindeer
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or whatever get you a little cut of that you know get you some bok choy on some damn
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fucking grilled panda or whatever they they eat over there merry christmas that's what i'm trying to
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say sorry stringing up these lights you i don't know if you remember some of the christmas sound
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music they had over the years that was the thing that got me sometimes just the different sounds you know
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then the first day of christmas i don't know if anybody remembers that when uh
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that was fun like i remember listening to that that was always something fun to do with the family you know
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on the first day i might be stringing up these lights
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dude that's a christmas music can be a trap it'll make you think you can sing that's the only problem
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it'll make you think you know last christmas i gave you my heart
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christmas music will do it um merry christmas to everybody thank you for uh being a part of my
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all over the place i'm off my i got off my medication about 11 days ago and um so i just
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you know i noticed it even when i was talking with kat von d i was just uh
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i felt it was hard for me to listen a little bit i was just i felt kind of um
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erratic you know or not homo erratic just just all over the place yeah
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and uh i got a buddy that's homo erratic that dude he's all over the place bro and he's also
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hunting a little bit of that dude meat you feel me
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that freaking christmas stick baby you know what i'm saying boy he hunting a little bit of that
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winter front rudder baby you know i'm talking about that wayner boy praise god shout out everybody that's
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gay and uh everything gay chinese baby lesbian everything maybe we love you guys and
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and uh black everybody european i'm just you know we all are coexisting here in the universe and um
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and i'm excited to see us do that even better as time goes forward
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yeah that was vince vance and the valiance i like them
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sorry guys i'm all over the place um i'm happy i'm happy that i'm that we're hitting the end of the
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year uh the only by the only guy that's got a lot left to do this year usually is you know who i'm talking about
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your boy santa claus son everybody this year getting uh oh zimpy that's what santa's just santa's been
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compromised bro i heard it's just a dude just with a sleigh full of ozempic now that's what i heard
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it's just some fucking white dude with a sleigh full of ozempic bro and they got see i heard they
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paid up you know uh big pharma paid the north pole enough they off work this year
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so you just got you know it's just gonna be a zimpic dealer
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and people's on ozempic that's bro that's that fat crack that's what people calling it
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you people you'll meet a dude he lost 1100 pounds bro in 45 minutes the times have changed man
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it's a lean christmas man it's just gonna be a couple big pharma reps uh just just humming uh
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injectables out of a damn cessna all around the world man yeah i don't and that just the i don't know
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if uh ozempic seems safe man you'll see somebody they're like yeah i'm 38 years old and uh i'm down to
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55 pounds yeah thank god i can fit into a lot of my same clothes i wore in fourth grade
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yeah my skin makes a weird noise when i smile but other than that man i'm doing
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they're like i'm doing great oh i weigh seven pounds uh
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uh oh i can't remember who i am my resting heart rate is
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then they start burping you ever talk to that ozempic user you start talking to them and they just
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they just start blowing bubbles it's like something you do you'll be talking to an ozempic
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user they'll just eat a bug that flew by you're like what the
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fuck and then just the side effects bro some ozempic or ozempians or whatever they call them
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these motherfuck they got some side effects bro they're like i can't close my eyes or i will
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shit myself uh they're like i can't breathe anymore but i'm doing good i lost 46 pounds
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i'm going to heaven you're like what the fuck chill out melissa you need a fucking little you
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need a smoothie melissa you're losing your shit people are shooting up in their cars at lunch
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and no shade there man i'm i'm um i'm just clowning i'm not trying to hurt nobody's
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i can't bend my knees anymore every dream i have has katy perry in it but i'm doing
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better than ever can somebody close my eyes for me so i can get some rest
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i ain't losing my mind i try to jump out a window to take my own life but i only weigh 17 ounces
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but then you have the alternate guy you have the guys like man ozempic doesn't even
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work you know i've touched you know i've been on the ship for two years i gained a hundred pounds man
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i gained a hundred a hundred a hundred a hundred a hundred hot hot shit nut nut pounds man
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you know and then the guy will blame his wife my wife keeps fucking shooting the
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and then the guy will lick his lips for like 70 minutes you know and then pull a
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fucking beautiful little gum drop out from under his tongue or something or he'll keep a damn uh
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butter scotch up in his mouth and that he'd been sucking on that bitch you know but yeah i think
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santa's just that's i don't know if santa's gonna make it this year i think he might have been taken over
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by uh by big pharma i wouldn't be shocked but yeah i wouldn't be surprised if santa's on
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the peptides everybody is we all do things and try stuff to want to be different feel different um
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i'm just fascinated by the uh you know i i've known women who are driving down to mexico to get
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ozempic or ozempic or whatever they got down there you know oh homie you're gonna be
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fucking skinny homie dog if you go to prison you can just
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right between the bars homie you're out of there dog they got nothing on you dog
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yeah that people didn't realize like ozempic is just
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fucking you're free homie viva la revolution papa andy dufresne
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they busted a lady with 60 grams of fake ozempic over there outside of a vineyard vines
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you know and all we can do is pray for her but still it's this is real
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shit it's interesting it's an interesting interesting uh phenomenon is what it is
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that's a damn phenomenon you know uh and people are using it and people are
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some people are using it healthily and some people are not it seems like just like anything
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you know i had times in my life where i use steroids healthily times where i use steroids unhealthily
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you know dude i bought a buddy of mine who drowned he drowned because he well he he uh
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he was trying to hide from the police underwater and you can't you can do it but you can only do it
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it for about 40 seconds and he drowned um and uh but yeah i bought some shit from him once steroids or
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something i don't know what it was gave me a full body rash um it made it hurt when i would blink my
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eyes and if you've never had that it's when you have because like every time my eye my eyes would touch
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because you don't realize how many times you blink your eyes you're just like
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so that shit was horrible i had a full body rash dude that was crazy my arms they look like i
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like i had oven mitts on my hands they were just but i kept using the shit i used all 11 weeks of it
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and uh yeah it was so we all try things we all try stuff you know that was crazy i can't believe i
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did that made me wet the bed at night too and i was already wet in the bed so it was just
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it was just a lot you know it's just a real piss heavy time baby praise god merry christmas guys
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place oh but it's just been a year man what a year what a year and thank you for listening to the
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to the podcast this year and um i really can't thank you guys enough i can't thank you enough for
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just letting me be a part of your life or even if you don't even listen fuck even just keeping
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it in your thing and or just let me bother you not be a part of your life dude like i'm some kind of
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damn uh you know like i'm just some kind of um you know like i'm athlete's foot or something just uh
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uh just thanks thanks for supporting me because you you've helped this this whole uh we've gotten
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to do interesting stuff and talk to some unique folks and i think because people have uh paid
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attention or tuned in or spent time since we've spent time together on here that we're gonna get
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to have other unique people and that's kind of crazy because i don't dude if i were me i wouldn't
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let these people talk to me but they keep doing it so um yeah i'm excited and it's just been a it's
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been a lot of fun and i hope it's been fun for you too and uh yeah and i just want you to know that
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i think about that i think about making it um making it interesting and and fun for you guys and um
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um and yeah i'm just i'm just grateful man uh you know and i feel a little bit happy
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about it too i mean i feel happy but i just really in my heart i feel i think just thankful
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yeah i'm trying to sorry i'm trying to explain how i feel and feel at the same time and for me
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you know it's tough sometimes to feel and explain how you're feeling at the same time
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but yeah happy uh holidays and merry christmas to you guys and um yeah i just can't believe what a
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year do we got to talk to hulk hogan that was crazy and um who else do dana white that was bananas and
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inspiring who helped man stavaros and um uh john vervake just interesting people you know
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just a dear friend of mine some of these people have become
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um just i don't know it's just all been crazy you know and uh
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yeah i i got off my medicine man i got off my medication i was taking i take lexapro and i
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i don't take a large dose i think it was 20 and i got down to 10 and then i'm off
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and it's been interesting because i've had a lot more feelings man i've had a lot more feelings and
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some of it i'm grateful for because i i was just not having any feelings you know i was just not
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having any feelings everything was kind of fine you know and and sodas wasn't having any feelings and
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so i was like i need some feelings man um you know i'm making sure that i have like just have friends
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and stuff that know that i'm off of it so uh if anything seems too crazy um
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so i'm just trying to let my feelings just kind of settle or just get back to like a baseline
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so um i'm hopeful about that and i've been making sure i do a lot of running and stuff to just keep my
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energy up so yeah i just want to kind of have some freaking feelings dude on on on antidepressants
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i don't have any feelings people are like hey how do you feel and i'll just be like um yeah bruh
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you know i'm just not i'm just not having a lot of feelings i think on antidepressants so
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i want to have some more feelings so then i can make some more decisions based on how i feel
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uh so that's an that i think that's something that's really like a new adventure um yeah we've
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had a lot of beautiful calls and uh we're gonna get into some of those um yeah what do we have here
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this one says what's up with the 12 days of christmas right here let's hear it
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hey theo it's johnny b john and christmas is coming up and you know that song the 12 days of christmas
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but dude given his his woman a bunch of stuff and he in that song he gives his woman 17 birds
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mm-hmm including six geese and i don't i don't think i don't think a woman wants 17 birds
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bro it's a euphemism though it's a euphemism man that's what i'm saying baby they want that bait they
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that skeet swan baby you know what i'm talking about that
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slurp warbler dog that's what they want that red build blast orio homie you feel me that
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that's what they talking about baby that bust mallard homie you feel me that's what they you
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know so that's what you got to understand it's a euphemism man this is euphemism
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they want that thing baby they want that yummy bird dog that nut neck body ostrich baby that bust
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mallard homie that's what they want that's what they want so you got to plan ahead there
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all right let's take another call what up theo this is hunter um i'm just calling i've got a bit
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of a dilemma right now do tell brother onward uh recently you know i was making out with this girl
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and we was we was making out for probably you know one one minute and i just busted a nut
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right there oh yeah and i don't know what to do so i was just calling to
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kind of get your guidance on that and you know i'm just just don't really know what to do oh yeah buddy
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well look that's just some nut homie that's all you know there's nothing you're not a bad guy you
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don't need to be scared or nothing you're doing fine um i think you might you know who knows if
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you if you were only making out you might have a damn your ph balance might be off or something
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you might have been you know be like a plus six or something you you know you might want to get your
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damn levels checked or something or at least have somebody do that on you
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while you look at a nudie mag or something you know because you know you want to make sure you're
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not just vibrating so much if you get around a you know a nipple that you're just uh
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you're just sprouting and creaming all the time for no reason you know just
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sprouting and creaming you know for just you know you don't want somebody to flip on a light
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switch in a distance and you fucking just just fucking put your own eye out with that
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with that bust homie that fucking bust but yeah you're doing fine buddy i think yeah you your levels
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might be up or down or something you might not have you might uh could have been something you ate
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you know if sometimes if i have some um what are they called like zesty little like a little um
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pieces it's like a green bean but it's fucking it's for violence you know it's like uh
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uh peppers like a uh red peppers you know i'll shoot a robin off a fence you know if i if i start
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popping off after that but um you're probably gonna be fine buddy and it's okay i think god just
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wants to warn you says hey buddy you're gonna be really you know you're gonna be on the front lines
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for us because you like to shoot and just be careful so and second of all i'm proud of you man i'm proud
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of you for ejaculating you know too many men feel ashamed when they eat jack or whatever and you out
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here busting and creaming and creaming and busting over there with your lady and it's that time of year
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too it's winter dude if you can't if you ain't coming in the winter buddy what are you doing
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you know i don't think you know that's a winter sport buddy so you out there just uh
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uh just stirring your own eggs buddy do your shit daddy get out there and get your
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shit boy bust out homie young killer but uh yeah brother i love you man and yeah you might just have
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that that extra energy in you you you ever see somebody they rub their feet on the carpet and
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then they come up and fucking zap you like that that might be you boy you might just have
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you might just your your ph balance might be a little high so we want to get that
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shit checked out buddy i have somebody take your pulse while you
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jerk off you know and see what happens to you buddy you're doing good though love you daddy
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merry christmas bells will be ringing they say it's christmas
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this is a science christmas i love that i love that season man um
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yo uh mr vaughn man on your recent podcast you were talking about uh you don't
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uh you're afraid to talk about certain topics because you don't know enough man
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you you got to take that pressure off yourself man i don't know nothing
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i mean i may even be cognitively deficient i mean i don't even know you ain't got to know
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nothing man you just ask questions you just have people on ask questions do your solo episodes just
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ask questions man you ain't got to know nothing you're just you're just throwing stuff out there
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man you're trying to figure it out like the rest of us so don't worry about that man you just keep
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doing your thing don't be afraid you um you mean a lot to a lot of people man you're making a big
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impact so the more courageous you can be the more people will follow that and that's what we need so
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thanks man thanks dude uh you know um you know i think
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yeah yeah yeah thank you man yeah i don't know what i'm doing man i i know i'm trying
00:37:37.600
yeah i'm just being i'm just just being a human i'm just trying my fucking best man
00:37:44.400
you know most of the time anyway i don't know if sometimes maybe i'm even not
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but yeah i think i've just always felt so much pressure man i've always felt so much pressure
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to get it right you better fucking get it right you know
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or there was no value to me or to to whatever to whatever i was doing it's like if it's not perfect
00:38:27.200
and so i think that's still how i operate sometimes like i got to get everything perfectly
00:38:35.440
yeah and it's just impossible man and i'm tired of like uh yeah
00:38:42.320
thank you man yeah i just i think i did need to hear something like that
00:38:45.200
you better get it right that's what i would always kind of feel like to myself
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you better get this you better you better get this right that's the voice inside of me
00:39:04.400
it never had any patience it never had any patience with me the voice inside of me never had any patience with me
00:39:10.720
and then and then and you know what i don't have a lot of patience with myself either
00:39:26.800
i deserve to have some more patience with myself
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yeah i deserve to have a little more patience with myself
00:39:46.720
yeah so thank you man i think i needed to hear that i do feel like i can't do it all i do feel
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like i don't know what i'm doing i do feel like i'm trying my best i do feel like
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sometimes i'm doing okay i do feel like sometimes i'm not doing okay i feel like
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yeah i feel like i'm also never going to live up to the expectations that i've set for myself
00:40:24.160
yeah and i think i set unrealistic expectations because
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making me think about questioning myself too just asking questions
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yeah there's nothing wrong with if i don't know there's nothing wrong with me
00:41:00.400
if i'm not perfect there's nothing wrong with me
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yeah i've just always put so much pressure on myself to be perfect
00:41:17.120
i've always put so much pressure on myself to be perfect
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i'm not saying that right now to myself i'm saying
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yeah like if i can be perfect i'll show them that i mean something
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and then you never can do things perfectly it's impossible right
00:42:11.120
and so then you're just i'm always setting myself up
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because i make my expectations of myself unrealistic
00:42:34.000
so thank you bro thank you for that message i yeah
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yeah it's like man i gotta get this right or i'm
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wasting everybody's time that's how i feel a lot of times too
00:42:48.160
i think that's where i'm just trying to say where some of that pressure feels like to me it's
00:43:03.120
yeah i wish you would yeah i think it just that goes back to old stuff for me or whatever
00:43:07.760
you're wasting everybody's time you better get this right
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yeah look i yeah i i uh appreciate you just yeah saying that man i think sometimes i gotta
00:43:18.240
think about that stuff and i this year has been i think one thing it's been tough i haven't
00:43:22.000
had enough time to fucking think or feel shit that i just haven't had enough time to feel anything
00:43:27.920
man everything's just been so busy and i think the world's just so busy now
00:43:34.320
you know i mean yesterday was one of the first times i went to a meeting at the end
00:43:39.280
i went to eat with the guys at the meeting because i had some time i was like i don't have anything to do
00:43:49.200
yeah sometimes we're so damn busy we don't even fucking know we don't i don't even know myself
00:44:00.720
i'll get to the damn end of life and i'll sit there and be like hey who were who were you buddy
00:44:04.800
yeah yeah what'd you like to do i'll finally start asking myself the question because i just jumped on
00:44:13.200
the on the on the train i just jumped i just jumped on on the zip line
00:44:23.200
yeah but thank you man thank you for helping me think yeah just ask myself questions man i used to
00:44:27.200
love doing that and i just yeah and it's just important we got another call that came in here
00:44:36.800
let me see what we can do hey um i was just wondering what like the thoughts in your head
00:44:42.160
sound like because like mine mine sound like you i ain't even gonna lie like me and my best friend
00:44:49.440
and her dad were talking about it and all of our thoughts sound like you so i was just wondering
00:44:55.440
what's your thoughts in your head sound like all right bye jesus loves you oh thank you there little
00:45:01.360
lady little kitty cat uh jesus loves me thank you i hope he does and i hope he don't love me too much
00:45:08.240
either you know some of these they got these uh you know these you know some people like jesus
00:45:19.040
they don't know what jesus is doing they just think he being kind of zesty or whatever out there
00:45:24.160
but i don't know if i think that you know i just i love him and yeah i hope he loves me i'll be but
00:45:31.680
yeah if he shows up and he's if he's a little too zesty i just wonder you know if he's like you know
00:45:40.400
the last supper was fucking it you know i don't know i just yeah i i love him uh yeah just tell him i love
00:45:49.040
him and um and yeah i don't know what the thoughts in my head i don't know my thoughts a lot of times
00:45:57.040
i don't know what they sound like some of them are fucking pissed off and some of them aren't even
00:46:02.160
wearing anything i'll tell you that and yeah some of my thoughts they just are like looking for me
00:46:09.760
that's what i feel like my thoughts are looking for me and um i'm looking for them
00:46:13.440
but we're just we can't do it so but yeah i love you thank you all right we got a call here
00:46:24.080
all right so i got a question my name is big willy and uh i was what's up big willy let's hear more
00:46:32.400
i'm trying to save up for a new dirt bike but i don't know how to get some money
00:46:36.480
what you're trying to so thank you willy for the call um you're trying to save up for a new dirt bike
00:46:52.640
but you don't know you don't have any money and you're calling you're wondering how to get some money
00:46:58.240
get a job i think get a job homie that's what i would do i'd get a fucking job willy that's how
00:47:05.760
they do it you get a job they give you some money you get a dirt bike you get into an accident on your
00:47:11.360
dirt bike and you are in intensive care for a long time and uh and that's how it works man that's how
00:47:21.680
life works so i think yeah you just gotta stay on the path and fill out an application willy praise
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more call here man um hey what's up d-o my name is trevor i'm from kentucky what's up trevor baby t-rever
00:50:45.760
baby that's how you break that down onward uh man i just celebrated nine months of sobriety from
00:50:53.520
drugs and alcohol man my life's going great you know let's go uh it really really is man i fell in
00:51:01.200
love with a girl oh come on i don't know if she fell in love with me or not yet but we're gonna see
00:51:07.040
that's that um but i'm definitely in love with her let's go and um i don't know man i just wanted
00:51:14.880
to i just wanted to say that man yeah and uh i'm thankful for you and your podcast man you bring a
00:51:21.520
lot of light to a lot of people's lives oh man gang baby that's it and trevor got it baby nine months
00:51:30.240
let's go t-rever and you gotta say it baby yes say it that's a part of this call i really
00:51:47.840
adapted with right here uh but i'm definitely in love with her and uh i don't know man i just wanted
00:51:56.800
to i just wanted to say that man and uh i'm thankful for you and your podcast i just wanted to
00:52:03.760
say that that's the thing sometimes yeah i don't say things i don't you know i don't i don't i don't
00:52:10.000
i don't even speak my own damn joy sometimes i don't even let myself hear my own joy yes say that
00:52:21.280
say that man you got nine months you found somebody you like that's powerful daddy you hear that
00:52:42.720
man today's episode has been just all over the place guys i've had to start and stops
00:52:46.800
a bunch of times a bunch of times it's just been a tough time for me to get like a good flow going
00:52:53.280
you know i just feel kind of rattled and that's okay i feel you know uh
00:53:01.040
i don't know it's okay everything's okay it's okay you know it's okay um
00:53:11.440
um it's been a fun year and and i'm excited to see what next year could be like and
00:53:22.400
and i hope that this holiday season is something that you
00:53:30.000
realize that um and i always forget too that if i want the holidays or anything really to to be
00:53:37.520
special i have to i have to be a part of making it mean something you know uh i need to show up i
00:53:46.400
need to be activated and um be a part of bringing the joy and not just expecting to
00:53:54.960
take the joy or receive the joy or i need to show up with some something it don't have to be a something
00:54:02.640
an item or something i mean sometimes it can be but i need to if something's going to mean something
00:54:14.720
with the idea that i'm going to make this mean something you know
00:54:19.040
and that could be if you're going to take a ride with your child somewhere and do something nice with
00:54:22.960
them or go shop you know or if you're going to spend some time with your loved one
00:54:28.160
um and y'all are going to go do something and you know to just
00:54:37.920
try and make a little extra effort to make it mean something
00:54:43.440
you know a lot of times in my life i've had opportunities uh to make things mean something and
00:54:52.720
kind of just be a curmudgeon or be quiet or try not to have fun sometimes i get afraid to have
00:55:08.480
you know so i think that's something that i wish for this holiday season
00:55:15.760
is that if you're like me sometimes when there's a chance to be
00:55:21.200
to joke or to have sometimes i'll just get a you know i'll
00:55:27.600
i'll kind of shut down or i want to you know if somebody else asked me to do something i won't want
00:55:34.240
to do you know i only want to kind of do my ideas you know it's like
00:55:38.320
so i just hope that this holiday season i'm gonna try to be a little bit more like
00:55:44.000
if somebody else you know i'm gonna just try to go with the flow
00:55:51.680
and help the flow have a stronger current you know with my own attitude that's really what i mean
00:55:57.040
i'm gonna try that you know because it helps me too it helps me when i get outside of myself a
00:56:08.800
yeah so i'm gonna try that a little bit more this year
00:56:12.160
that's something that i'm gonna look forward to do um
00:56:17.280
yeah so instead of just continuing to ramble i just um
00:56:24.800
yeah i want to try to show up a little bit more this christmas and be a part of the joy a little bit
00:56:28.960
more and even if the game is on do things that are engaging with people i care about take a walk
00:56:35.920
with somebody or fucking tickle some little bitch i don't care do something that is uh
00:56:42.880
you know i just want to try to contribute a little bit more this year if i can that's one of my
00:57:23.040
yeah i don't know i got a bunch more things on my mind but i think i just i i just i'm gonna uh
00:57:28.560
i don't know all right i think i just i think i'm just gonna
00:57:38.000
just sign off for the year we've done it's been it's been quite a year you know
00:57:43.280
and just i'm glad we got to be alive this year together and um
00:57:56.640
and that's all i got sorry to just keep dragging it i kind of it's kind of like the end of a date i
00:58:00.720
feel like a little bit you don't know where you want it to you know like
00:58:04.320
you're like just standing in the yard kind of talking but and nobody kind of knows what's going
00:58:09.200
to happen or whatever um so that's a little bit how i feel but that's exciting because that's a
00:58:14.240
little bit of energy that's like kind of fun you know and so that's a good way to close things out
00:58:19.040
man um i want to let you know as always the hotline is 985-664-9503
00:58:28.560
um and yeah just thank you so much for being a part of my life and and uh for letting me be a part of
00:58:36.240
your life um thank you to our producers uh zach and nick and ben and colin um for helping get this
00:58:47.760
show done every year um every 52 times a year week every week and um yeah thank you guys
00:59:05.680
yeah i guess that's kind of it i'm just fucking rambling i don't know i had an impossible biscuit
00:59:11.280
or something like seven hours ago and then i just been having some uh celsius so i'm basically
00:59:24.960
uh merry christmas happy new year to you guys and um yeah thank you for being a part of my life and
00:59:31.680
let me be a part of yours and and uh and i love you and i look forward to seeing you guys in the new
00:59:37.200
new year i'm upstairs be good to yourself baby gang
01:00:16.480
Santa Claus is packing the presents making sure you've been behaving okay