E476 Sean Strickland
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Summary
We sat down with the current UFC middleweight champion, Sean Strickland, to talk about his life growing up in the south of California, how he got into the sport, and how he went from being a white trash kid to being one of the best fighters in the world.
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there today's guest is the current middleweight champion of the ufc uh he grew up in uh one of
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the rougher areas of southern california um he is a complex individual that's for damn sure he's a damn
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he's a dang 30-sided rubik's cube of a human uh but he's an undeniable talent in the world of fighting
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um there's something just there's something extremely lovable about the guy uh and he's
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and he's not afraid to speak his mind now how good is his mind with that's that's tbd uh but i'm very
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thankful for his time and um and it was a joy to sit down with him today's guest is mr sean strickland
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Because there's a lot of other terms we could use.
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you're the middleweight champion of the world, right?
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Yeah, the UFC's really lowered their standards.
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You should be class, and they let my ass in here.
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And so then it's slim pickings on what do you use to get you going, you know?
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Oh, dude, I'll have like 10 cups of coffee in a day.
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Especially when I'm dieting, I just drink that shit instead of food.
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And do you still have the ability to eat or to use your hands well after that?
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You went from a white trash fucking redneck to interviewing Tucker fucking Carlson.
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Dude, I can't believe they would let either one of us really have a job, huh?
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And let me say one thing, and this is like, honest to God, truth.
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Like, sometimes, dude, you say some genius shit.
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Like, you say some shit where, like, I'm like, fuck, I scratched my head.
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And sometimes you say some shit where I'm like, this man's fucking retarded.
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So I haven't quite figured out, dude, if you're a genius or retarded a little bit of both,
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made a little bit of Rain Man in you, you know?
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Yeah, look, I think it's like, I think sometimes it's hard for me to match up my thoughts and
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So I think sometimes it's like there's like a, if I really think about it, I think there's
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sometimes it's like my, I can't tell if my brain starts going before my mouth does.
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But I feel like some of the equivalency or whatever isn't, uh, like the gear shafts
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Yeah, because you guys, before we started this, he was saying some clever shit, dude.
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Talking about all the pussy he paid for, like, but it was going really fucking good.
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Well, I wouldn't say I paid, yeah, I would say, yeah.
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Have you ever took out your wallet and said, here's 20 bucks, blow me.
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Oh, I hear, dude, I hear I am thinking we're cut from the same cloth.
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I mean, yeah, I have, yeah, I mean, I have, like, Microsoft Word or whatever on my computer.
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No, no, well, I got there, and whenever we got there, you can tell the taxi drivers or
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You'd be like, anyway, like, take us to the hospital.
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My friend is bleeding to death, and they'll drop you both off at a whorehouse, you know?
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And they'll try to, like, you know, and your friend can barely get an erection
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because his pulse is low or whatever, you know, because of his, you know, his heart rate
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Like, I can't tell you how many times I've been really fucked up, and you get some good
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pussy, you're like, you know, I guess it's not broken.
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Oh, the touch of a woman, I think, has always done that for men, you know?
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To me, dude, like, real talk, I can't pay for pussy.
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Like, if a girl don't want to fuck me, I don't want to fuck her.
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But, you know, back in the day, back in the day, if a girl don't want to fuck me,
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Yeah, I didn't like, I mean, I would get, well, if I ever paid for women, I would, um.
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If I ever paid for, no, you've definitely paid for pussy, bro.
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But there's nothing right, there's nothing wrong with that, bro.
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You're fucking, you're, you're, you're paying for a service.
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I think that it's definitely, and they used to do it, like, on the Mayflower and everything.
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I would, I would be high on drugs, and then I would hire an escort.
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I generally don't, like, get a little, like, fucking.
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I feel really, well, we're in this fucking prostitute room.
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All I want to do is fucking kill a man and, you know, fuck a woman.
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But I got a girlfriend, I'll cheat on her, so, you know.
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The moment I stop saying it, I'm going to put my dick in anything that moves.
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I just got to, like, make that positive affirmation.
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I'd be so high and scared, paranoid, that there was, like, a guy with a gun or a pimp.
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And a lot of times, it wouldn't be the same person in the pictures.
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I would give the money to them and have them leave.
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And I would be too scared to, and also, I'd be so high on drugs, I couldn't, like, even get my wiener going and something.
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Because the craziest thing is inviting somebody over your house to have sex, and you can't have sex.
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Well, then you're just milling around for a while, you know, for an hour or something.
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I've always wondered, like, okay, you get a hooker.
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And say you're, like, the last client of the night.
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Yeah, I think you wonder where, yeah, how you, yeah, I guess what you're going to, yeah,
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I guess where you can be for the lady or whatever.
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I think, yeah, you don't want to, like, if a lady comes and she's got, she seems like she's been sweating
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and stuff, it's like, at that point, I think you just kind of coach them up, you know?
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And do you look for, like, any razor burn before?
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I would literally go downstairs, crack the door, because I'd be so scared that they would
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Like an officiant or whatever, you know, or a commander or whatever they, I don't know
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what a lot of hookers have, but it's like, and then I would put the money outside of
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the door, give it to them, and then kind of go like that or whatever, and, uh, and
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that doesn't mean they're Asian or whatever, but I would just, like, do like that, and
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then, um, then this would be the craziest part, though.
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I would still be texting them, like, did you get home okay?
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That would be the craziest shit, and they're like, leave me the fuck alone, you know?
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I don't know if, I mean, I think, uh, I don't, if the whole thing just scared me, man, but
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I always, if I would, yeah, like, women have always had, like, that's, you know, it's had
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Like, you just can't go fuck the average woman.
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Like, how do you, how do you get your dick wet now?
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Like, you're, you're a fucking famous guy, dude.
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I mean, let me say it's easy, but it's easy, but then it's also, like, you know.
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Well, I think you get scared that girls are trying to, like, like, you, like, I think
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you, not use you for, like, I think, I get scared that I don't want to communicate with
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girls, like, text or something, because they're going to, yeah, and just.
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Ask them to show your pussy, and the Theo Vaughn's asking me to show my pussy.
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I would use, like, some charades or something, or, you know, like, maybe do, like, a, I'll
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send, like, two gifts, you know, one is, like, a curtain open, like that, and then a picture
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Yeah, but I wouldn't say, like, let me, you know, you have to do a lot of.
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I've sent a picture of my buddy Jason's dick, though.
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My buddy Jason used to, for, like, this is a few years back, but I'm sure he would still
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let us use it, or I don't know if, like, you can use it more than once, but for
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ten bucks, he'd let you send his cock to a gal.
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It was, like, one of those kind of unique mushrooms, I feel like.
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You ever had that chicken where they put those weird-looking mushrooms kind of with it?
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Do you know, man, I have, like, I have a weird opinion looking at dicks.
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Let's just say you're in a urinal right now, right?
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And you're standing next to me and you pull your dick out.
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I'm not gay, but it's, like, you know, me and you're pissing next to each other.
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I might look at your dick just to see what Theo Juan's working with.
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Like, you'll be in a locker room change with the boys, right?
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And you'll get some people, like, they don't want to look at the dick.
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I'm like, I take it as a personal insult if you don't want to look at my dick.
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You will sit there in the fucking wee hours of the night, middle of the night, just beating
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your little fucking dick off all night long to big dicks.
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And, like, so you're sitting there beating your dick off, and then it comes time to look
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at my dick, and you're, like, you're offended by my dick.
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If you're a fucking dick, at the end of the day, like, I mean, if you...
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Like, if you can't look at my dick without, like, feeling shame, maybe you're gay.
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And there ain't nothing wrong with being gay, dude.
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I don't, yeah, I would, look, I don't, I mean, look, and we might, one of us could be gay.
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I think if you look at a guy's wiener, and I'm just going to...
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Say you look at a guy's wiener, and then if you open your, like, if, like, your
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first reaction, I think, is if your mouth opens, I'm just trying to think of what are
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some signals that a dude might have some homosexuality in him, and then I don't think,
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yeah, I think that's, you're kind of right, man.
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I think a guy should be able to say, look at my dick.
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There's this guy named Carl, big UFC guy, big black guy, big African, big African man,
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So he's wearing a singlet, you know, a singlet.
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No cup, dude, no cup, and he has this big old fucking, big old black dick, and I say
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black dick as opposed to a normal colored dick, because I feel like a black dick, like, it's
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a little bit more, like, you know, long, and this man's wearing a singlet, and his dick
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is like, I mean, it was like here, and then he's like, hey, Sean, let me show you something,
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and he, like, gets against the wall, and he spreads his legs, he's like, come put your
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head right here in a single leg, and I'm like, Carl, like, dude, I think you got a good-looking
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dick, I think it's big, I think it's girthy, you know, I think you could have pregnant a
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lot of women with that dick, but I'm not going to put my head on your dick.
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I said, no, I'm not going to do it, and then I'm like, and I said, but hey, he'll do it,
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and another guy came and put his head on his dick.
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I mean, here's the thing, there's a lot of large black men in MMA, so it's like, you
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know, you're in a locker room, and you're just like, she's good.
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Oh, we'd have a guy, this dude, I've told this story, but he was at our school, and he
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would come and pee right over your back when we were kids, right into the pisser, dude.
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This dude, Mr. Larry, he was at our elementary school for so long, at a certain point, they
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And, yeah, he'd come right in and just piss right over your back.
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But, yeah, I guess, you know what, there should be a different attitude.
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Yeah, because it is such a thing where you're just, like, talking to people in the locker
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room, but you're, like, talking at weird angles.
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And you also don't want to look a dude in the, now, it's weird to look a guy in the eye
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that's naked, I think, and also, because there's both an energy that you both know you
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If you've got a big dick, you know, I mean, I don't got a big dick.
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You know, I mean, my dick, I would say it's average, it's a little bit thick.
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I'm not going to say it's, like, extra long, but it's, like, it's thick, you know?
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At least that's what they say to make me feel better.
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You got the good-sized dick, the big ones hurt.
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I mean, but you're wearing these little spandex, bro.
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Oh, I was, bro, I definitely, I was doing masturbation yesterday, so my penis is...
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How old were you when you first started jerking off?
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I mean, I was, like, telling the Rogan about this, man, you know?
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Like, by the way, Rogan, it wasn't cool what you said about me.
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But, like, dude, we had a communal porn box, you know?
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Oh, yeah, I used to bike across town to go use my buddy's dad's porn.
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Like, kids these days, man, like, how do you not?
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Like, you just pick up your fucking cell phone and type in Pornhub, bro.
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Oh, I'd be fucking yoming that hammer all day, baby.
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Well, there's a lot of rumors you hear, you know?
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And you can't ask them, hey, are you fucking because you're an adult.
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A lot of coaches start fucking their shootings.
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Kids these days, dude, they ain't fucking anymore.
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But do you think that, but why is there a correlation, you think, between, or like a connection between weak and not fucking, you think?
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I think that the testosterone level of man is, like, vastly decreasing.
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But I think it's just kind of like, I think it's what they want, bro.
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Well, they want you to be, I mean, if you look at China, right?
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China is, they don't, like, you ever been to China?
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But the people there, they don't even seem, and I don't mean this to be offensive, they
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Like, they don't even, like, they all, like, it just seems like, uh, they're just working
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and they're, it doesn't seem like there's any real life.
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Let me say, I always say, if I had life in prison and I was going to fuck a dude, I'd
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I mean, like, that's a situation where I'd be like, all right, well, I want to be Sarah
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But, you know, but, I mean, it just, dude, the world's getting fucking soft, dude.
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Okay, all right, well, let's, let me think about it.
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And, like, we live in this world now where people just could say whatever the fuck they
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And I don't think that helps people get, like, hard, right?
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So, it's like, I can go online, right now, I go on the interwebs, and I can start telling
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you, go fuck yourself, fuck your mother, fuck your girlfriend, fuck you.
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And any kind of recourse that you do, you'll go, you'll get in trouble for.
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Like, right now, I mean, you don't got a girlfriend or anything, right?
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I don't have a girlfriend, but I met your girlfriend at the slap fight.
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But let me just say, right now, you had a girlfriend or somebody you loved.
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I can get up right now and be like, hey, you know, you know, blah, blah, blah, she's a
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And if you do something to me, you will go to prison.
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But, like, dude, we didn't, we weren't always like that.
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If you said something you had, if Twitter was in real life-
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I mean, you know, take Andrew Jackson, for instance, one of the greatest presents we've
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You know, he had some weird shit with the Indians, but we don't-
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You know, this man killed a man because he implied his wife was a whore.
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Just the pure implication of your wife is a whore, he killed this man.
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And now it's like, you know, the government is like slowly just took the nuts away from
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When's the last time that you got, like, pushed to a point to where you're like, I'd
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Uh, oh, I had, yeah, somebody that's just that I was working with that just fucked something
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So, you know, a little different, but I'm saying like, so you take Dreykus, you know,
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we get in this like, we get in this fucking heated fight, you know, heated press conference.
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Like, again, you guys, your dad didn't fuck me.
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We all have some bad memories, but we just all can, we chalk him up as bad dreams and
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But, you know, but regardless of the fact, it's like, so then I get put in the spot where
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So it's like, he's able to speak to me in a way that in all of human history, not even
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just America, you would never speak to a fucking man that way.
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But what we have done, dude, we have made people so pathetic that we just sit there and
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Like, America is one of the softest motherfuckers in the world.
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Well, a lot of it, I think you said, then I think you're probably talking about like
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Like when I was a kid, I know that if you said something that was fucked up, somebody
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Like, here's how you knew you couldn't say the N-word because you would say it and then-
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There wasn't like some big system online that would judge you or whatever.
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You knew, now if you had a mixed buddy, he might let you slip it in after midnight or
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Well, you know, every now and then there might be a phrase that you say, you're like, oh shit,
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You're like, yeah, like, hey, let me, you know, like, hey, look.
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But like, so I'm at this press conference, right?
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And he's like talking about like child mustation, child abuse.
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Like now, if I, now I'm in this weird position where I can't defend myself.
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Cause say like, say I'm like, hey, fuck you, man.
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Like my dad never fucked me, but I'm going to come put my, if I, if I would have followed
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I'm pretty much saying that like what you said by joking about like being abused or molested,
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The fact that that again, didn't happen to me, but if it did happen to me, I'm a weaker man.
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And so by me being indefensive and like clapping back and going back now, it's like, there's
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You know, you don't really talk about a man's wife.
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You don't really, you know, you don't talk about a man's wife.
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You don't talk about a man's kids and you don't talk about like fucking a kid being abused.
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And dude, like once he crossed that, it was like.
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And so was that the energy that was there whenever you guys were in this?
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Were you sitting there thinking throughout the evening a little bit?
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I was just, I just told myself like, Hey, just.
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I just, I'm just saying there like, you see, I'm just saying that I'm just ignore it.
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But when you say ignore it, was there already that voice?
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And this is what like, this is what people don't understand.
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I'm not just saying, oh dude, I've like, dude, I have like, I don't know if it's like,
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I mean, I'll go like 120 in a fucking 30 mile per hour.
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But if it didn't even happen, why did it hurt you so much though?
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Just the ability that he can say, that people can say it.
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Cause like, I got a, I got a big, deep fan base and like, we all, we all got fucked up.
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I mean, I could tell you how many guys do I know that have been molested.
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I know a lot of motherfucker, a lot of men who've been molested.
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I know more women who talk about it, but I know a lot of guys.
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And like, you know, my, you know, 2am hits, you're just bullshitting with them.
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Like, Hey man, Sean, like when I was this age, it just happened.
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So to have this fucking cunt, like make a joke about that.
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But you know, but this is the issue, dude, man.
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Like back in the day, like there were some repercussions.
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There would, and there still would be, there would still be if Dracus, like again, like
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maybe just generally touched a nerve that it's like, it's like just about like kids being
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There's some things that people could say, but there's so many, like, dude, I mean, you're
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40, but how many more years you got left on this lot?
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I mean, 30, if you're lucky, dude, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
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Like, I'm fucking doing, I'm fucking doing pretty good.
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I got a low blood pressure or whatever, but other than that, I'm fucking doing good.
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Okay, let's just say, let's just say even 20, 25, 25, all right, give me 25, all right,
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I mean, so in the day, like, let's just say I'm going to die at 60, dude.
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Oh yeah, I mean, I woke up in the, I mean, look, you self-fucked up my knees in my jeans.
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But yeah, so anyways, it's like, I mean, I got 30 years left.
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I get to wake up every day and, and go fight and cut weight and eat a fucking cheeseburger.
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Like in the grand scheme of things, dude, like life is not that important.
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I think when you die, like you're just like, all you care about, all the only things you
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feel about, like even, like even from like using DMT and stuff, you have that moment
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of what it feels like when you die and you don't remember any of life.
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All you remember is, man, do you think you're going to go somewhere and you die?
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I think, um, geez, you know, I think I'm sure Jesus and some of the other deities are
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milling around, you know, I'm sure they're in the locker room kind of like, oh, we got
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See, I don't, I don't, I think, dude, I think whenever that fucking, whenever that
00:26:23.420
Nah, man, you evaporate into something really fucking beautiful.
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But I think the only feeling is just sheer joy.
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Like I'm like, like, I think in the, what you do in the, in life matters, but yeah, I
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But like, you're going to pay me to go fucking relive my life.
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Like if you said, hey, Sean, you want to go hit the restart button?
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But what if you got to a place one day where you were able to like, like be, because at
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No, I mean, I get guys like, well, call me crying.
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I mean, I've heard some of the shit you've got, man.
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We get some guys that have been through a lot of stuff, dude.
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I'm all sorry for this, but you know, it's funny.
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So you'd get some like, you'd get some like, I'm not even joking, bro.
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You'd get some like R&B or some shit, you know?
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Next thing you know, bro, there's a black guy hanging around.
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You get some, you get some like salsa music and you got Juan down the street.
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My mom, yeah, after my dad and I, she dated a couple guys, but not.
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He was in the war or whatever, and then he passed away.
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I'm not sure, but he wore like a lot of gloves at the end of his life, and he liked having
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He was in the Great War in the Second War, 1942, 1912.
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Yeah, what war are we talking about here, dude?
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He would take my mom to Chinese food, but when the waiter walked off, he would fucking
00:32:26.700
But this is what I'm talking about with Theo, bro.
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I don't, guys, I don't fucking know if he's a genius or fucking.
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Bro, you just said your dad, number two, was in the fucking war.
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We don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
00:33:00.740
When I do the Rogan podcast, what's Rogan's guy?
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Every now and then, Rogan will let that shit slip.
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But, like, every now and then, you'll see, like, you'll see Rogan discipline him.
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And you'll see it on, like, you, I mean, your guys have seen that.
00:34:05.060
Like, he, like, you could tell it's, like, that abusive father that, like, you know,
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is at the soccer game that, like, like, slips a little bit.
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And you're like, oh, shit, I wonder what it's like when the, when the, when you're at home
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I wonder if he does some things or anything like that to him.
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What if he has a little thing under the thing where he presses it?
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But, yeah, no, I think, I think you get disciplines.
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But you can tell, dude, like, Dio don't discipline his guys.
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I mean, but sometimes it's tough because you are, you're thinking and they're thinking
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and you're not the same brain and so you're both trying to figure out, like.
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This guy has three letters in his alphabet, dude.
00:35:04.600
You just attacked a guy in a fucking movie theater last night and I'm the fucking crazy
00:35:13.720
When the time comes to it, if the time comes to it where I need to kill a man, I hope that
00:35:32.200
From like a psychological perspective, I think it's like, what do they say?
00:35:45.260
I saw you, when I remember seeing you at Slap Fights, I remember thinking, you know,
00:35:49.840
there's something extremely charming about Sean.
00:35:53.020
There's something that is very, um, extremely likeable.
00:36:03.560
This guy has an autographed fucking war memorabilia, dude.
00:36:06.840
Bro, I'm fucking trying to help you get a free sword when my mother passes away.
00:36:11.320
You're not even fucking being cool about it, dude.
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But no, I don't want it from the dead China man, bro.
00:36:16.960
But no, they would go to the Chinese buffet and fucking, they loved it and it was like
00:36:22.020
And so, but as soon as the waiter walked off my fucking step, that would say a bunch
00:36:27.240
Hey, you know, you know, it's funny to me, the China man.
00:36:35.460
Oh, well, it's, but yeah, but they have done it so much.
00:36:42.220
Like, cause I got out to go check on the guy, put him into a fucking wall, dude.
00:36:45.100
Airbags, airbags deployed, airbags fucking deployed.
00:36:51.520
So I go and I remember like, well, dude, I mean, like do literally fucking 50 miles, 60
00:36:58.600
Like the guy was probably fucked up a little bit.
00:37:00.860
So anyways, I go and the first thing I think like, oh my God, I hit an Asian.
00:37:06.960
But then a part of me was like, man, it's almost probably bad karma.
00:37:10.700
Oh, you think, well, I don't know if I hit an, I'll tell you this.
00:37:17.780
He could have been also maybe Korean, but he hit me one time.
00:37:21.120
Oh, dude, I love that skit you did with the little Asian guy, the short dude motherfucker.
00:37:33.760
I fought, I fought a China man in the Philippines.
00:37:45.120
No, this guy's from Hawaii and I'll say this about him.
00:37:56.040
And he's, uh, he has like all, like Asperger's or something in his loins or whatever.
00:38:21.140
Dude, sometimes, bro, real talk, real, honestly, dude, a plane crashes, right?
00:38:33.020
And people are, like, disagree with me in the street.
00:38:35.140
I think black, I think dark meek would be tough.
00:38:40.560
And now, if you're having a big dinner, if you're having a Thanksgiving or something, and you're
00:38:45.360
Like, I don't pay for sexy, but, like, does he just not want to fuck?
00:38:54.640
Bro, we used to have, I used to have a couple of mentally unwell buddies, and we would go
00:38:58.380
to the Ramada, dude, and steal all the fucking plants out of the lobby and stuff while the
00:39:10.600
A lot of mentally unwell people are doing great, too.
00:39:36.260
Yeah, but I'm just simply saying, dude, like, at what point?
00:39:40.520
If he was on a, like, sex team, I bet I would...
00:39:58.840
You think this dude can't fucking make up a fucking crepe or something at the house if
00:40:14.240
And, dude, the Rogan put me up in a nice little spot.
00:40:29.940
They're just going there shacking up and fucking each other.
00:40:52.240
I don't have a consensus to know what's the best thing to say.
00:41:05.080
At that point, you're down to a foot and a half, huh?
00:41:07.520
There was like a little angry looking little...
00:41:10.160
And every now and then, they get some good looking...
00:41:13.420
My mom's ex-husband, same guy that died, the war guy.
00:41:23.460
And they had a child that was a little person, I remember.
00:41:37.000
Imagine you tell your girl it's time to go, and she's like, nah.
00:41:52.740
So, anyway, let me finish my fucking story, dude.
00:41:55.460
This little cripple backs his ass up in the elevator, right?
00:42:03.100
And I was like, oh, you know, number like eighth or some shit.
00:42:24.400
Yeah, I think you might did the fuck with me, too.
00:42:34.060
Did you tell them they were there when you went?
00:42:41.180
So, I tell the little person, like, you know, number seven.
00:42:51.940
But did you say, like, hey, number seven, buddy?
00:42:57.120
So, what I'm thinking, dude, is the little people are mean.
00:43:03.700
Was there some little people that were famous for being mean?
00:43:07.660
Dude, my favorite show growing up was that show.
00:43:16.000
The second I'm trying to have any decent thoughts here, everything you've said, Sean,
00:43:20.700
has taken me completely into the 11th circle of Mordor.
00:43:23.940
By the way, you guys, if somebody would ask me right now, hey, Sean, would you fuck your shit?
00:43:30.560
This man, if someone put a gun to my head right now and they said, Sean, do you think Theo Vaughn
00:43:40.220
I think I would really, and dude, I'm impressed.
00:43:49.360
You could say if he's a black guy or not, though.
00:44:05.540
I would get so scared, I think, if somebody was, like, really.
00:44:11.980
Oh, there were some women that I would just be like, this is just.
00:44:22.060
Yeah, and I bet you've done some dirty shit, dude.
00:44:27.360
Dude, just because I look like shit doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
00:44:43.260
Well, a lot of women are having to sell sex these days, which is crazy anyway.
00:44:47.760
I'll say one thing about women, dude, and this is something that needs to be said.
00:44:56.000
Think about like every mass shooting ever happened.
00:44:59.040
Like, every mass shooting ever happened, at one point, that man went to go get some pussy.
00:45:05.380
He went to go get some pussy, and he had some woman say like, nah, fuck, I ain't gonna suck your dick.
00:45:11.120
And what I'm saying, dude, is women need to put out more.
00:45:14.920
Because no man has ever walked into a mall or a school and said, you know, I got so much fucking pussy.
00:45:28.640
Yeah, oh my God, dude, so much pussy, I'm gonna lose my shit.
00:45:31.340
Yeah, you don't see him shooting up a Chili's, like, bar in the EFB.
00:45:36.000
So what I'm saying is, like, at what point don't women take responsibility for not.
00:45:42.140
But do you think men are appropriate, do they, men behave appropriately enough and operate
00:45:47.520
appropriately enough to deserve, like, that's another thing.
00:45:51.580
A lot of dudes show up pretty much like, you know.
00:45:54.620
Dudes will drive by just yelling pussy for me and shit like that.
00:45:58.120
It's like, that's not even taking a woman out, you know.
00:46:00.160
So for every really hot woman you guys meet, they won't fuck you.
00:46:15.180
You meet this chick that she, you fucking love this chick.
00:46:23.700
Well, I guarantee you, dude, she's not putting out for you, but she's putting out for somebody
00:46:40.380
And for every liberal, for every liberal man, he's doing it because there's some dirty
00:46:57.220
Every time a man is with a liberal woman, dude, you just see the fucking soul just being
00:47:05.600
Got to put them back in the fucking kitchen, dude.
00:47:08.000
Well, I think if you want to think about, God, there's so many things going on here.
00:47:19.680
Okay, what's one good thing a woman ever adds to society?
00:47:37.720
I mean, that bitch should not be fine at playing.
00:47:39.120
The picture, dude, of her getting in his playing, you're like, if this lady isn't going just
00:47:57.520
But we did it for pussy, dude, and this is what I try to tell you guys.
00:48:02.540
You think guys are saying, hey, I want to make love to this lady, so I'm going to...
00:48:15.820
Bro, when you're a kid, like, you know you compromise yourself to get laid.
00:48:20.400
No, but I'm saying, dude, and this is what I'm trying to tell you guys.
00:48:29.080
You know, I believe, like, take off the fucking burka.
00:48:52.220
But rich people get into weird stuff because they run out of...
00:48:56.260
Because just fucking becomes something poor people do.
00:49:06.380
So, like, what I'm saying, dude, men used to be men.
00:49:08.260
Like, there used to be a time and a place, dude, where, like, go fucking chop down trees
00:49:12.480
and, you know, go fucking conquer nations, go fight the Indians.
00:49:16.580
And then all of a sudden, bro, we just let these fucking women...
00:49:24.540
Ten incredible inventions by women that changed the world.
00:49:45.680
Of course they're going to invent the dishwasher.
00:49:51.300
They're trying to make their life a little bit easier.
00:49:52.880
Listen, God made you guys with hands for a reason.
00:49:55.520
Dude, one of my first jokes was, if God didn't want you in the kitchen...
00:49:59.520
Oh, if God didn't want you to cook, why did he put milk and eggs in your body?
00:50:07.780
That's just some white guy saying that in the back of the Durango Casino out here in Las
00:50:13.700
Vegas, Nevada, off the strip, but beautiful and safe.
00:50:21.580
Yeah, that's another way to advertise it, though.
00:50:29.900
Get on over here to Sean's car, Sean, and you just beat somebody into the car.
00:50:37.200
Your wife's going to fuck the neighbor if you don't buy this car.
00:50:43.620
Like, I'm such an advocate for women, but, like, they've lost their place.
00:50:49.840
I mean, women were tired of, like, oh, men have the money so they can...
00:50:58.880
If men were being cool to women, they'd have been like, yeah, I can just be a mom and take
00:51:25.140
Fucking A, you know, fucking pull out your latte.
00:51:28.420
I'll take a little money from them, but after that, fuck you again.
00:51:39.840
So, this is where, like, I'm such a big advocate for men.
00:51:43.560
And people take me as I hate on women, but I don't.
00:51:50.200
During World War II, whenever there was a shortage of, you know, men making bombs and shit,
00:52:03.420
Because we took women out of being moms, right?
00:52:08.340
So, after World War II, after World War II, we're in the situation now where we have,
00:52:23.280
And this woman, I think, also was into women, too.
00:52:29.440
So, that's the only thing I'd like to watch you do.
00:52:35.260
The corporations are in line with the government to make people fucking slaves.
00:52:49.260
They realize that when you get more people working, more people consume.
00:53:02.280
Like, it is all a scam from corporations that own our government to make men make less.
00:53:12.780
This is why they're trying to, like, blur the gender lines.
00:53:18.920
Because there was a point in American history when you got fucked, for instance.
00:53:27.280
We've spent more on Ukraine, infrastructure, whatever the fuck it is, than we've spent in
00:53:36.120
We've could have financed cancer treatments for all Americans for, you know, what?
00:53:48.840
So, by what I'm saying, there was a point in American history.
00:53:52.200
I'm a January 6th supporter, if you can't tell.
00:54:00.840
But there was a point in American history where, like, you would tell a man, hey, we're
00:54:05.640
going to take 33% of your paycheck out of your check, and we're going to go give it
00:54:13.560
We're going to go give it to everybody else that's not fucking you.
00:54:16.280
The only people who haven't been affected by inflation is politicians.
00:54:19.740
You think these motherfuckers are getting pay cuts?
00:54:26.980
But this is what we've done by letting women infect us.
00:54:35.920
That's where I want to make the connection a little bit.
00:54:37.620
Because I'm with you whenever you get, like, yes, they're trying to make men weak.
00:54:42.680
That's why even when I said when I was thinking about China, when you're there, you don't...
00:54:45.900
Everything just seems like a group of people that follow whatever the next notification on
00:54:51.120
their phone is, that go to work, that have no feelings left a lot of times.
00:54:56.560
I'm just saying a general feeling you get when you're there.
00:54:59.800
And it's people understanding that, like, you don't want two sexes.
00:55:04.200
You want a blurred line of fucking working robots.
00:55:12.940
That wasn't a fucking thing until, like, what, 19...
00:55:27.800
No, that was a short period tax for a war effort.
00:55:45.140
But what you need to understand, dude, there is a point in human history and being a man.
00:56:01.320
But there was a point where they would say, hey, you would come take 33% of my paycheck.
00:56:09.200
And now you're going to go and you're going to give it to Ukraine.
00:56:11.680
You're going to give it to all these other fucking countries.
00:56:13.840
I say fuck those other places that we should...
00:56:23.320
But I feel like they did it in this backhanded way where they just...
00:56:29.040
I mean, they took a little bit of nut at a time.
00:56:32.880
And next thing you know, you got no nuts, dude.
00:56:39.780
If you want to fucking jerk off, you got to ask your wife for your dick half the time.
00:57:14.900
Anyways, his wife wrote a book on how to be a wag.
00:57:36.260
We had one kid that was like pseudo-Chinese or whatever.
00:57:39.560
It was usually whites and Mexicans were against blacks.
00:57:43.960
Dude, you know blacks and aliens don't get along, dude.
00:58:05.380
Look, I'm not breaking out my pass in front of people
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Dude, I just hope no one ever plays racist chicken with me.
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And you're going to have to give me some credit
00:58:30.160
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I have no clue what the tones on this monitor are set at, but...
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I mean, tell me that his kid does not look a little dark.
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It's weird, because you're supposed to look like your dad
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She got fucking ran through on the soccer scene.
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Bitch wrote a book about this, like, eight years,
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Like, in 10 years, she's gonna hit that guilt status, you know?
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Dude, you're gonna get me beat up by Ian Gary, dude.
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And then the succubus is what I like to call her.
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This woman wrote a book on how to fucking date famous.
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and we would do the Pledge of Allegiance, dude.
01:19:59.420
Well, did it just get really ambiance here, dude?
01:21:29.900
you're talking about physically fucking somebody?
01:22:42.160
I'm just saying that he seems like he's a handsome guy.
01:22:58.040
he's going to be the one bent over the shower, you know.
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You're probably going to have to fight that guy.
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So you got to take one guy on a nice night out.
01:23:53.580
I don't know if you get a little stepstool to hug him,
01:24:24.460
But in the future, you'll be on this list, man.
01:24:30.380
I mean, I was at, you put me at 170 in a Subaru,
01:24:34.400
Oh, dude, you could be a model for something, probably.
01:24:59.780
I'm talking about like, let's just say like six to like.
01:25:04.080
Yeah, we all go through that as a white man, you know?
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Anyway, so I was like, I'll tell you why I look like a **** in that photo.
01:25:11.520
So I was like, dude, I mean, it was rough, man.
01:25:14.680
Like, I mean, I got kicked out of high school for hate crimes.
01:25:37.360
Bro, if you're fucking watching TV at the house, that's not homeschool.
01:25:47.140
You're the one who's saying they shouldn't be allowed to even kiss each other.
01:25:58.040
No, we're getting way too off the track here, dude.
01:26:19.220
I think she fucked off some congressman or something.
01:26:24.700
She made a law pass that if kids miss a certain amount of school,
01:26:28.040
the parents could, you know, the parents could go to jail.
01:26:31.060
So, me in, like, third grade, just ditching school, being a fucking idiot, you know,
01:26:42.600
So, you out of the home, do you watch the porn box, you know, the communal one?
01:26:47.620
And then, like, all of a sudden, my mom gets to call, like, a letter in the mail saying,
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hey, if Sean doesn't go to school, you can go to jail.
01:26:52.760
But now she has a choice, homeschool my kid, has she had a full-time job, or go to jail.
01:26:58.160
So, my little mogly ass, you know, I'm like the little wild one, dude.
01:27:04.420
I don't think I learned how to read until I became an adult, you know?
01:27:08.280
How many words can you type per minute, you think?
01:27:10.140
Like, can you, how many words can you type per minute?
01:27:14.100
I fucking, give me, I mean, I remember the T9 days, I mean, but.
01:27:24.820
I mean, I can sometimes type without looking on a good day, you know, sometimes.
01:27:27.720
But, anyways, I mean, I'm not an educated man like you.
01:27:37.940
No, it's like where to put medians and shit if you make a neighborhood.
01:27:52.480
Stuck up motherfucker, grew up in a mohawk, and he's pandering less retards.
01:27:55.380
Dude, what are you, you have no idea what you're talking about, dude.
01:28:09.860
I was like a dog that you have to go let people pet, you know?
01:28:19.480
Yeah, so, now I'm like in seventh grade, and my mom's like, we should probably put this kid
01:28:26.400
And did you ever, were you, and so you were, you had some education at that point.
01:28:31.000
I've never, like, they tried to hold me back in kindergarten.
01:28:37.280
So, anyways, I go to seventh grade, and I get kicked out of school for like a hate crime.
01:28:45.240
I mean, I probably just called somebody a f***er or dropped the in-bomb.
01:28:48.240
Like, it was probably, you know, it was like, but it's also a different time, bro.
01:28:52.160
Like, racism was way more common back in like, you know, 20 years ago.
01:28:56.040
So, anyways, I get put in this thing where they isolate you.
01:28:59.460
They put you in a group that, they let you in school like two hours later, and they
01:29:17.180
Ninth grade, I got kicked out of school for a hate crime.
01:29:19.520
I think I, I don't know, I beat up some f***er or something.
01:29:23.660
I mean, I beat up, I beat up a guy and I made a sense.
01:29:30.560
There's a couple people that I really don't f***ing like.
01:29:32.820
But, like, I had a lot of like, dude, I had a lot of f***ing trauma.
01:29:36.660
Yeah, I had a lot of trauma growing up, you know.
01:29:45.460
But, like, you know, you're a kid with a piece of s*** father.
01:29:48.180
And, like, you just gravitate towards anything masculine.
01:29:51.480
And, like, there's a big old white racist redneck.
01:29:55.940
You're just saying racist s*** you heard at the house.
01:30:00.900
And then I started training, like, ninth grade.
01:30:06.180
And then, dude, like, I realized I wasn't a racist.
01:30:11.700
I always tell people, the first day I trained, I got the s*** kicked out of me.
01:30:15.320
So, like, first moment in my life I ever felt happiness.
01:30:19.700
First moment in my f***ing life I ever felt happiness.
01:30:25.380
Why do you think a lot of it just comes out when you're. . .
01:30:30.160
Like, I was just training in jiu-jitsu for a while.
01:30:32.600
And there would be times after the end of class where I would just kind of start. . .
01:30:35.780
Like, just so much emotion would come out of you.
01:30:42.620
It's like, I went through, like, pretty severe trauma.
01:30:47.160
Well, like, I could sit there and joke about it.
01:31:00.660
Because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom.
01:31:08.720
Because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom.
01:31:12.920
Like, it was just kind of bad fight, like, third, fourth grade.
01:31:47.020
And, like, fleas were just, like, jumping all over me.
01:31:50.880
And I think there might have been, like, a dildo next to me.
01:31:56.120
We had this kind of, like, orange-looking carpet.
01:31:58.680
So, picture, like, me, like, third, fourth grade.
01:32:07.620
Yeah, it sounds like a Japanese game show, huh?
01:32:14.040
At least put it in a drawer that has a bunch of gum and coins in it.
01:32:34.080
So, he starts strangling her, and I get out, and the only thing I could see is a guitar.
01:32:38.540
I just f***ing crack him in the head, call the cops, and then he gives a. . .
01:32:43.780
I run down the street, calls the cop, gets arrested.
01:32:51.560
I wouldn't even say that's the tip of the iceberg.
01:32:53.320
I mean, I remember, like, being a little kid, so. . .
01:32:56.440
Because my dad would get home drunk, start drinking at, like, 6.
01:33:05.060
And, like, just be up until, like, 3 in the morning.
01:33:15.960
Sorry to say that about your dad, but that's f***ing lame.
01:33:30.740
So I remember, like, I used to sit there and just kind of, like, hug my mom's leg in the
01:33:35.640
You know, like, we had this little nook, and she would, like, go in the nook, and I would
01:33:41.160
I'm by, like, the feet of my mom, and my dad, like, I'm going to f***ing kill you, and this
01:33:45.880
And I'll never forget, like, he would talk about, like, burning her face with acid.
01:33:53.780
So that's a lot of responsibility than you feel, probably, just to, like. . . . .
01:33:55.080
You feel probably just to, like, take care of your mom.
01:33:57.400
No, he'd always tell her that, like, if you cheat on me, and she probably was cheating on
01:34:01.320
If you cheat on me, I'm going to, like, cut you up and put you in a bottle of acid and
01:34:21.140
And my teacher took my desk away from me, and she made me, like, stand up.
01:34:27.720
Being this little kid, I just went and fell asleep on the ground.
01:34:29.960
And mind you, like, the school system's like, oh, Sean, like, he's just a bad kid.
01:34:33.540
They don't realize I'm up till three o'clock in the morning.
01:34:41.240
Like, I remember I stopped believing in God, man.
01:34:56.860
Like, I heard when I was a kid that, like, if you peed around your. . .
01:35:00.980
Like, animals could pee somewhere that other animals wouldn't come.
01:36:02.560
Some of the hard things that people don't understand, like trauma, you know?
01:36:20.400
Yeah, when I was a kid, I used to scratch my gum, and I have a hole in my gum.
01:36:40.380
I mean, the day, dude, like, I'm a grown-ass man.
01:36:51.900
Like, people understand, like, when I talk about, like, oh, I kill a man, it's like,
01:36:58.380
Like, when you go through that level of trauma, like, you just view it a little differently.
01:37:03.160
So, it's like, I have a hole in my gum, because I'd have so much anxiety as a kid, and I would
01:37:07.640
just scratch my gum until, like, I'm in just blood, you know?
01:37:13.560
And, you know, you're, like, you're in pre-alimentary school.
01:37:22.480
Like, you don't even know what suicide is when you're a kid.
01:37:24.740
When you're really talking about suicide, like, being a little kid, like, laying in bed,
01:37:27.900
like, just, like, man, I'm just fucking, I'm done with this shit, you know?
01:37:36.380
No, it just makes me sad that a kid has to feel that way, you know?
01:37:40.740
Whenever Dreykus goes on there, and, like, he jokes about that shit.
01:37:47.620
Oh, yeah, no, like, I'll fucking kill you, dude.
01:37:50.880
You know, and I think the issue is, too, like, when you're a kid, and you're made to be
01:37:55.960
a victim your whole life as an adult, you're just like, never again, dude.
01:38:01.340
You know, it's like, so as an adult, you have someone that comes and talks to you, like,
01:38:12.500
Yeah, I mean, and this is like, as a comedian, you got to joke about trauma.
01:38:17.020
Like, people think, like, I joke, like, I joke about all this shit, like, you know,
01:38:20.360
as we're laughing, like, you got to joke about, like, you got to joke about it.
01:38:26.200
You know, how do you process that kind of abuse?
01:38:28.820
I mean, I'll never forget, my brother, my brother, we were, like, upstairs once, and
01:38:34.800
he taped, and he taped knives to his fucking leg.
01:38:40.460
He was going to go sit on the couch with my dad and stab him, dude.
01:38:43.200
You know, it's like, it's like, that level of shit, you know?
01:38:55.460
Yeah, you fucking, I mean, we all got, we've all gone through shit, man.
01:39:07.980
It's like, it just gives you, like, just shit you can't, yeah, you can't fucking deal with.
01:39:21.140
Did you think, like, because, yeah, I remember being so scared when I was a kid.
01:39:25.420
Like, I was saying, like, I remember hearing that, like, animals, if you pee, like, animals,
01:39:30.100
if an animal peed to where another animal wouldn't come.
01:39:32.500
So, I would stand up on my bed at night, and I would pee around my bed in a circle,
01:39:36.540
because I was afraid that things were going to get me.
01:39:44.180
I mean, you didn't really grow up with a dad, you know, like, I understand.
01:39:47.040
Yeah, I just didn't have anybody just teach me about anything.
01:39:49.380
I was just, like, I was just felt like a, I don't know.
01:40:00.860
Like, yeah, but I think not having somebody, like, communicate with you
01:40:07.100
I don't know what it was, but I was just really scared.
01:40:09.900
That's why I think when I see a lot of you guys, like, I think there's a lot of guys
01:40:13.420
out there who, fuck, I wish I could have been even able to defend myself
01:40:24.540
Like, you guys, it's like at least, you know, even though you're fighting each other,
01:40:29.280
Like, well, you got to learn, you got to want to be violent.
01:40:32.140
I mean, there's some guys, like, you know, there's some guys like John Jones
01:40:34.640
who's just a, he's a fucking athlete, you know.
01:40:37.120
He's just like, there's some, there's a lot of athletes, and there's guys like me
01:40:40.160
who were like, if it wasn't fighting, I would be in jail.
01:40:44.020
Like, it's not like, like, to have, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:40:47.260
Like, I truly have a deep down urge to kill somebody.
01:40:51.660
Like, I just, like, I don't know what it is, man.
01:40:54.700
Like, you know, you just think, like, yeah, it's fucked up, dude.
01:40:59.140
You know, so, like, when I train, it gives me tools to process it.
01:41:03.380
But, like, there's definitely something inside me that, like, tells me that, like,
01:41:09.280
the moment I take someone's life, and I wind you, we could probably agree that it's
01:41:13.740
because you have so much trouble and you're victimized.
01:41:15.720
Is it, like, that's your way of, like, protecting you and saying that if you go
01:41:22.960
If you could let me kill a man, like, happy as, I can't, but.
01:41:34.880
Like, a lot of times, I don't know what it's like to talk to normal people.
01:41:38.800
I have some people who know exactly what it's like, who've been molested,
01:41:44.200
And it's, like, I have some people who know, you know, have been beat up.
01:41:48.900
But to go talk to the average person, like, man, you just don't know.
01:41:52.720
It's, like, some people do, but you don't know what it's like to be able to, like,
01:41:56.140
the only thing, like, that would make me happy is the fucking, literally cave in your fucking skull.
01:42:02.060
And, like, the only thing that would, I truly want is the fucking, like.
01:42:09.320
And then the problem is, like, it makes me volatile.
01:42:12.620
So, I don't really, even to this day, like, I don't go out much.
01:42:21.360
And, like, when I went to attack Drake, I wasn't angry.
01:42:27.120
Something seemed like a Christmas attack, you know.
01:42:30.780
I'm like, I remember sitting there, like, as, like, I mean, because once I fucking,
01:42:34.580
he started tackling me, and I started dropping, like, these 12 o'clock elbows.
01:42:43.720
Well, and I was so fucked up, too, and I'm so happy they didn't get it from a right angle.
01:42:51.400
So, I, whenever he went into me, and I remember, like, at that moment, like, you'll watch.
01:42:59.240
So, this moment, he tackles me, watching, you'll see, right there, I start thinking.
01:43:06.340
I start thinking, like, how can I hurt this man?
01:43:13.200
And then I remember, like, telling myself at that moment, like, Sean, you can't do that.
01:43:25.000
Like, look, Sean, we'll accept certain things here, okay?
01:43:30.620
Oh, it gets scary because you don't know, like, that line must be so...
01:43:41.840
But, like, it only takes one guy to be like, hey, you know what?
01:43:46.620
And next thing you know, I'm fucking, I'm caving his head on the school.
01:43:51.160
Damn, it reminds me of, like, when people, like, my sister,
01:43:57.140
I hate to say that because it's not fair to compare you to an...
01:44:06.420
But it's, like, something that can't always probably trust its own...
01:44:14.220
Everyone's like, oh, you get blacked out angry.
01:44:30.460
I used to think guys with PTSD were the biggest pussies.
01:44:39.480
Oh, you have guys who are claiming PTSD from, like, a getting...
01:44:41.680
Because there's new speed bumps in their neighborhood.
01:44:43.420
But, you know, what I would say to that, though, it's like...
01:44:46.140
And I have so much more sympathy for, like, guys who suffer from that.
01:44:49.580
Because you gotta understand, I was born in it.
01:44:55.420
I stopped believing in God when I was in elementary school.
01:44:57.740
I was laying in bed crying, thinking about killing myself.
01:45:06.820
It's heartbreaking to think that a child would have to have those thoughts in bed.
01:45:11.440
And, like, I don't have, like, when I think back and, like, when I think of a kid, I cannot recall one good memory.
01:45:25.120
But when I used to, like, with PTSD, I used to, like, look at, like, soldiers coming home like, you guys are pussies.
01:45:32.220
And then you realize, like, I grew up in the life.
01:45:45.220
Like, I couldn't picture being 24 years old and being a normal guy.
01:46:00.060
That's why training, I always tell people, like.
01:46:04.240
And that's what people, like, I wouldn't be a mess.
01:46:05.820
Probably saved a lot of about 20 just random strangers in the street, too.
01:46:10.340
I used to walk in bad neighborhoods with a knife.
01:46:19.320
But it's, like, people are always like, I want to be a serial killer.
01:46:25.280
You've got to be so organized, I think, to do that.
01:46:26.800
So, what would have happened is, I would have been another statistic.
01:46:32.820
Some guy would have, some guy would have, I would have killed him.
01:46:37.020
And I would have been, then I would have probably been a white supremacist.
01:46:40.240
Now, I'll never forget, I was driving, I got arrested when I was younger.
01:46:53.460
And this guy, like, this guy, I'm just, I want to hurt somebody.
01:47:08.260
I manipulated the situation because I wanted to fucking hurt somebody.
01:47:13.280
And I'm literally, like, in this moment, like, I'm going to fucking kill this man.
01:47:17.540
And then the moment I get off on my bike, he pulls out a badge.
01:47:22.620
And I remember the guy, like, the guy was generally concerned.
01:47:31.060
There was a point in my life, too, where, like, I didn't.
01:47:33.060
I must have been grateful, then, that he did that almost in a way.
01:47:35.320
I mean, if he didn't, like, who knows what would happen.
01:47:37.280
I remember there was one point in my life, too, where, like, I was just going through it.
01:47:44.600
And there was, like, a big, like, motorcycle gang population.
01:47:49.560
And I remember, like, I just was, like, dude, I'd lay in bed.
01:47:52.840
Like, not, like, I don't know if it's depressed, but it's, like.
01:47:57.300
Well, your body's not supposed to, as a kid, you're not supposed to have that much pain inside of it.
01:48:02.100
I remember 20s, and, like, I just, like, it gets, you build up so much.
01:48:09.060
Like, I need to hurt somebody to make this go away.
01:48:11.740
And I'll never forget, it didn't happen, but there was, like, I was riding, and there was a Vago.
01:48:21.380
I was, like, this is the, like, I was, like, this is my victimist, like, this is my crime.
01:48:25.360
That, like, if I can't get away with it, he's a gangbanger.
01:48:29.160
Like, I could kill this man somewhere if there's not a camera.
01:48:35.200
And I remember, like, I'll never forget, I went in front of him.
01:48:37.180
And that day, and I, like, fucking, boom, cut him off and flipped him off.
01:48:41.900
And then I was, like, waiting for him to, like, follow me somewhere.
01:48:50.280
I was going to take him to, like, a dirt road and just fucking kill him, beat him to death.
01:48:57.020
And then, you know, it's exciting and it's scary at the same time you're thinking about doing it.
01:49:01.340
And then he just, like, I guess he just didn't want it.
01:49:04.140
He just drove away, flipped me off, drove away.
01:49:08.440
All it would have taken was one other little thing.
01:49:12.160
Next thing you know, dude, I'm fucking, I'm going to be in prison handcuffed.
01:49:16.060
Because, you know, you're so angry you don't think about consequences.
01:49:18.840
You just think about, like, I'm hurting so much.
01:49:26.660
It just, man, it's fucking crazy that, uh, it just, it's so unfair that how much pressure,
01:49:35.440
like, sometimes people have to have in them for shit they didn't even do.
01:49:40.820
Well, it's because your brain, you know, it's like your brain tells you that this cave is bad.
01:49:47.460
Like, so, and one of the hardest things for me, it's like, I was brought up in a world that doesn't exist.
01:49:53.460
So, like, I was brought up in this, like, primitive, primal, fucked up world where, like, my brain was telling me that you are in a very bad place and the world's bad.
01:50:07.480
It evolved to be violent, hypersexual, aggressive.
01:50:16.540
Like, I got to go through, I got to go through the world as, like, I, this is not what my brain was evolved for.
01:50:22.300
So, I was, like, that's what training helps me.
01:50:23.760
You're almost like a time traveler, it must feel like, in a way.
01:50:25.880
Well, because I, I involved, like, because, like, my brain evolved in a very primitive way.
01:50:52.100
Like, if you look at the statistics of child abuse, we've all been through some shit.
01:50:56.920
Fuck, my life was fucking Disneyland to some people.
01:51:07.060
Do you think it's gotten better or worse over time?
01:51:19.440
I know you said that you really, at Slap, you were like, yeah, I really like having this.
01:51:23.180
So, it's like, dude, whenever she's gone, like, and mind you, I, like, I could go fuck
01:51:30.080
But, like, whenever she's gone, dude, like, I would just be in my house.
01:51:38.820
Like, and you start, like, and you start just getting, like, crazy.
01:51:45.680
And that's one of those things, too, where, like, a lot of people with trauma, you self-isolate
01:51:53.700
And you want to keep yourself away from people.
01:51:55.160
A lot of times, like, if I'm angry or whatever's going on with me, the last thing I want to do
01:52:02.520
You want to, like, you want to be most, like, like, all these mass shooters, all these killers,
01:52:14.960
And so what you do is you listen to those thoughts and you stay alone.
01:52:18.520
And then you just, and the moment you go out, say, I'll be alone, I'll be alone, I'll
01:52:23.860
Like, no, Sean, get out of the house, go get food, like.
01:52:29.600
But it doesn't help if it's you because you have so much of that fucking risk potential.
01:52:33.360
So now I'm at In-N-Out and I'm looking at all these fucking people and I'm just, like,
01:52:36.440
anger is just building inside me and I'm getting fucking angrier.
01:52:45.300
Did you have, like, some fun memories from when you were a kid?
01:52:47.520
Like, was there something fun that you guys used to go do?
01:52:49.200
Like, did y'all go trick-or-treating or something like that?
01:52:50.620
My brother, I mean, fucking my brother was, like, my dad.
01:52:56.560
Like, you know, my brother's three years older than me.
01:53:03.500
And all he knows is stuff, shit, he's seen or learned.
01:53:05.960
So my mommy, he'd fuck me up, beat the shit out of me.
01:53:08.700
Like, I get, I remember I'd get, every day my mom would come back from work,
01:53:15.080
Uh, I mean, it's kind of hard, dude, because it's like, you're a kid raising a kid.
01:53:21.840
Right, it's almost not even fair for him to feel horrible about it.
01:53:25.020
So it's like, I mean, I remember we had a fucking prison whip, bro.
01:53:30.120
And my brother would be like, fucking, if you don't clean the house, I'm going to whack you with this thing.
01:53:44.040
So you take my dad, then you take my brother, just, you know, like.
01:53:50.500
And it's scary to think, man, that so many people go through so much shit like that.
01:54:00.200
Yeah, this motherfucker's looking at like the 1500s and shit over here.
01:54:06.920
Yeah, it's kind of like that, but like, that's new age.
01:54:14.300
Well, I'm trying to think if there's anything else that we can talk about that makes me
01:54:20.040
Well, I just think, no, I think just like, when you talk about that kind of stuff, like,
01:54:24.000
I do realize, like, when I'm able to share things, like, because some people that's,
01:54:28.100
one of the gifts that some people have, right, and I believe this, is like, you know,
01:54:33.420
people that went through something that was super, really tough, right, and they're able
01:54:37.220
to get through it, and then if they are able to articulate what it was like and how it
01:54:44.180
affected them, if they were able to do all that and get through it and still have some
01:54:49.020
way to articulate it, well, that's where it's able to be beneficial.
01:54:52.780
The difficult thing with me, it's like, with fighting, like, I was able to get pussy, I
01:54:59.600
was able to, like, be with women and have that, but most-
01:55:05.520
But guys, the problem is, like, a lot of guys like me, that's not necessarily the case.
01:55:10.860
They don't train, they don't fight, and they just self-isolate.
01:55:16.440
Just what I would tell anybody is just don't self-isolate, even though it feels good and
01:55:20.700
you want to fucking, you know, it feels good, like, I just don't do it.
01:55:28.500
That's why I go to, like, recovery meetings and stuff, because it makes me go to a meeting.
01:55:31.580
I have to be in a room where people, like, like, one thing I like about recovery meetings
01:55:35.380
is, like, you're able to share how you feel in there about shit, and nobody can cross-talk.
01:55:44.940
It's a lot of people talking about all this kind of shit.
01:55:47.380
Well, addiction, addiction's real, like, yeah, addiction, I mean, like, fuck, man.
01:55:55.440
You know, mine a lot was women, you know, prior to my girl, like, I had a bad, like, sex addiction.
01:55:59.520
Not sex addiction, but it's, like, just, like, all guys, like, you know, you're a single
01:56:03.660
guy, the only thing that makes you feel good is chasing a woman.
01:56:09.500
Oh, when I was young, dude, like, once I learned about jerking off and everything.
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If I had a thought, an idea, anything, I would just jerk off.
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I'll watch porn, and the moment I come, dude, I get kind of pissed off.
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My dad, hypersexual, dildos, communal porn box.
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So, like, you know, like, I'll watch porn, like, oh, jerk.
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The second I jerk off, I feel so ashamed of myself.
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It's the only way I knew to make myself feel good was that.
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It was the only good feeling I had in my fucking whole life was just like this.
01:57:00.760
But, you know, like, I mean, dude, I'm like, I'll get on a motorcycle.
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And I mean, last night going to the event, dude, my manager is with me and I'm driving
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Nah, he has another bike, but he's like, he didn't keep up, right?
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And I even told him, I was like, you don't, don't keep up with me.
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Even though like, yeah, you can't, but it just feels good.
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That like temporary high of feeling good, you know?
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But, you know, I mean, I guess we could wrap this motherfucker up.
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I would tell, I would just tell you guys that train, you know, don't isolate.
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I know, I actually, we'd actually probably be really good parents.
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But when you get so much trauma, you're like, I don't really know, you know?
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Dude, there's days where I'm like, I'd be a great dad.
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And there's days like, I would leave those motherfuckers.
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One long afternoon and I'll fucking get some milk and get out of here.
01:58:16.240
But fuck, man, you know, at the end of the day, guys, we all know that I'm a little fucked up.
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And, you know, what I tell you guys, if you ever have those, like, fuck that feelings,
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You'll have a lot of people that are like-minded.
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Not, I mean, I train with a lot of normal guys.
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But there are a lot of guys who have been molested by fucking, you know.
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I know guys, I've trained with guys who've been molested.
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So it's like, if you're a guy going through some rough shit, you know, a gym is a good
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But a gym, there is something physical about it.
01:58:55.900
Physically getting things out of your body is really interesting.
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Because I think there's different ways to do it.
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I think you can do it by going to, like, therapy and stuff like that.
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This isn't something you could go do in an alley or before you go to a club.
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The problem is, dude, like, I know, like, my inner thoughts.
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And it's like, I don't want to put myself in a position to where, like-
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Imagine, like, imagine if, like, I do some, like, I do something.
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But if I do, like, if I start drinking alcohol-
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Then, like, that wall that I put up in my brain is going to start, like, coming down a little bit.
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But, I mean, it fucking helps from what they say.
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We're just a couple fucking idiots talking, crying the shit on fucking-
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Dude, you just beat up one of your fucking co-workers yesterday.
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The only thing that I will say about Dragos is you're very lucky that happened in a fight
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and not in the world because we would probably both be dead this day if that weren't happening
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Oh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah