This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 02, 2024


E476 Sean Strickland

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Sean Strickland
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Joe Rogan Ian Gary Machado Jamie Dude Dana White Colby Trump John Jones Tucker Carlson Jesus Christ Obama Nick Theo Vaughn George Nassavall Keith Peterson Gilbert Burns Desert Storm Paolo Costa Rich Place Joe Flacco and 54 more
E475 Lean Christmas E477 Tony Robbins

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2 hours and 1 minute

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27,179

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221

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We sat down with the current UFC middleweight champion, Sean Strickland, to talk about his life growing up in the south of California, how he got into the sport, and how he went from being a white trash kid to being one of the best fighters in the world.

Transcript

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00:01:22.240 there today's guest is the current middleweight champion of the ufc uh he grew up in uh one of 0.98
00:01:29.200 the rougher areas of southern california um he is a complex individual that's for damn sure he's a damn 0.58
00:01:38.880 he's a dang 30-sided rubik's cube of a human uh but he's an undeniable talent in the world of fighting 0.86
00:01:46.480 um there's something just there's something extremely lovable about the guy uh and he's
00:01:52.160 and he's not afraid to speak his mind now how good is his mind with that's that's tbd uh but i'm very
00:02:00.160 thankful for his time and um and it was a joy to sit down with him today's guest is mr sean strickland
00:02:07.440 and i'm going to stay
00:02:35.440 All right, I'm ready, guys.
00:02:37.320 Yeah, we're ready. 1.00
00:02:38.880 Get the dick wet. 1.00
00:02:40.620 Yeah, well, I don't, I mean. 1.00
00:02:43.320 We got to pay for it, you know.
00:02:44.480 Because there's a lot of other terms we could use.
00:02:46.540 Yeah, I guess that's one way to do it.
00:02:51.160 Yeah, a lot of, so for people that don't know,
00:02:52.960 you're the middleweight champion of the world, right? 0.95
00:02:55.680 Yeah, fucking weird, right, man? 0.96
00:02:57.200 Yeah, the UFC's really lowered their standards. 1.00
00:03:00.200 You should be class, and they let my ass in here. 1.00
00:03:03.800 You know, fucking A. 1.00
00:03:05.440 How's your latte? Good? 1.00
00:03:06.740 It's okay, man.
00:03:07.640 I just needed something.
00:03:08.620 I don't do drugs or alcohol, so.
00:03:10.280 Not anymore.
00:03:10.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:11.740 That's good, dude.
00:03:12.340 Good call, yeah.
00:03:13.240 And so then it's slim pickings on what do you use to get you going, you know?
00:03:17.680 Yeah, or something like that, smelling gas.
00:03:19.040 I mean, we all got an addiction.
00:03:20.900 You know, we all got an addiction.
00:03:22.140 Mine's, you know, caffeine.
00:03:23.620 Are you? Is it really?
00:03:24.360 Oh, I fucking crush it, dude. 1.00
00:03:25.680 I fucking crush it. 1.00
00:03:26.520 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:03:26.940 How much can you have in one day, you think?
00:03:28.600 Oh, dude, I'll have like 10 cups of coffee in a day. 1.00
00:03:30.280 Especially when I'm dieting, I just drink that shit instead of food. 1.00
00:03:32.960 Really? 1.00
00:03:33.480 Yeah.
00:03:33.740 And do you still have the ability to eat or to use your hands well after that?
00:03:37.440 Ideally, I'd try not to eat.
00:03:38.920 Yeah.
00:03:39.680 But yeah, no, man. 0.99
00:03:40.640 You're doing big fucking things, dude. 1.00
00:03:42.220 You went from a white trash fucking redneck to interviewing Tucker fucking Carlson. 1.00
00:03:46.040 You're doing big things, dude. 1.00
00:03:47.200 Big fucking things. 0.97
00:03:48.280 Dude, I can't believe they would let either one of us really have a job, huh? 0.99
00:03:51.640 Hey, you know what's weird about you, dude?
00:03:52.920 And let me say one thing, and this is like, honest to God, truth. 0.99
00:03:56.340 Like, sometimes, dude, you say some genius shit. 0.99
00:03:58.740 Like, you say some shit where, like, I'm like, fuck, I scratched my head. 1.00
00:04:02.360 And sometimes you say some shit where I'm like, this man's fucking retarded. 1.00
00:04:06.900 So I haven't quite figured out, dude, if you're a genius or retarded a little bit of both, 1.00
00:04:10.380 made a little bit of Rain Man in you, you know?
00:04:12.520 Thanks, man.
00:04:13.660 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:14.200 I don't know.
00:04:14.540 Yeah, no.
00:04:15.220 Yeah, look, I think it's like, I think sometimes it's hard for me to match up my thoughts and
00:04:20.480 my words at the same time, you know?
00:04:22.160 So I think sometimes it's like there's like a, if I really think about it, I think there's
00:04:28.220 sometimes it's like my, I can't tell if my brain starts going before my mouth does.
00:04:31.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:32.440 Or one or the other, you know?
00:04:33.420 But I feel like some of the equivalency or whatever isn't, uh, like the gear shafts
00:04:38.400 off or whatever, you know?
00:04:39.380 Or the, like my, I don't know. 0.97
00:04:41.980 Yeah, because you guys, before we started this, he was saying some clever shit, dude. 1.00
00:04:45.060 Talking about all the pussy he paid for, like, but it was going really fucking good. 1.00
00:04:48.420 Well, I wouldn't say I paid, yeah, I would say, yeah. 1.00
00:04:50.980 Have you ever paid for pussy? 1.00
00:04:52.320 I don't know. 1.00
00:04:53.500 You don't know?
00:04:54.300 How do you not?
00:04:54.920 It's a very simple question, dude.
00:04:56.860 Have you ever took out your wallet and said, here's 20 bucks, blow me.
00:04:59.920 Oh, no, nothing like that, brother.
00:05:02.620 Dude, I'll tell you this.
00:05:03.320 One time I went to Vietnam, right?
00:05:04.940 And so, uh, I was a student, right?
00:05:07.360 And we went there on a-
00:05:07.980 Oh, you were a student?
00:05:09.120 You went to school?
00:05:10.020 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:05:10.440 No shit, what'd you study? 1.00
00:05:13.160 Urban planning, dude. 1.00
00:05:14.400 No shit, you're a college man, huh? 1.00
00:05:16.080 Uh, yeah, I'm an urban planner. 1.00
00:05:17.880 Did you graduate?
00:05:20.060 Yeah.
00:05:20.640 Oh, I hear, dude, I hear I am thinking we're cut from the same cloth.
00:05:23.660 This man's an educated man.
00:05:24.980 I wouldn't say educated.
00:05:26.280 I mean, yeah, I have, yeah, I mean, I have, like, Microsoft Word or whatever on my computer.
00:05:29.160 Yeah, there we go.
00:05:29.960 But I wouldn't say, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't.
00:05:32.640 That's all right, dude.
00:05:33.200 You know? 1.00
00:05:34.080 I say you're in Vietnam, fucking later, boys. 1.00
00:05:36.160 Well, tell me about it. 0.99
00:05:36.860 No, no, well, I got there, and whenever we got there, you can tell the taxi drivers or
00:05:41.020 whatever to take you anywhere, right?
00:05:42.280 And then we'll literally take you to a-
00:05:44.280 Whorehouse. 1.00
00:05:45.020 Yeah.
00:05:45.580 You'd be like, anyway, like, take us to the hospital. 0.98
00:05:47.660 My friend is bleeding to death, and they'll drop you both off at a whorehouse, you know? 1.00
00:05:51.760 And they'll try to, like, you know, and your friend can barely get an erection 0.99
00:05:54.940 because his pulse is low or whatever, you know, because of his, you know, his heart rate
00:05:58.500 or whatever. 1.00
00:05:58.680 I mean, pussy will cure a lot of issues. 1.00
00:06:01.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:01.700 Like, I can't tell you how many times I've been really fucked up, and you get some good 1.00
00:06:05.200 pussy, you're like, you know, I guess it's not broken. 1.00
00:06:07.040 We'll be at our legal hospital tomorrow. 0.99
00:06:08.120 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:06:08.580 We'll do this shit tomorrow. 1.00
00:06:09.660 It is true. 1.00
00:06:10.800 Yeah.
00:06:10.920 Oh, the touch of a woman, I think, has always done that for men, you know? 1.00
00:06:15.100 To me, dude, like, real talk, I can't pay for pussy. 1.00
00:06:18.800 I went to the Philippines. 1.00
00:06:19.940 Yeah, I can't either.
00:06:21.060 Yeah, like, I don't know why. 1.00
00:06:22.200 Like, if a girl don't want to fuck me, I don't want to fuck her. 1.00
00:06:23.880 Mind you guys, I got a girlfriend. 1.00
00:06:24.760 I'm doing the right things.
00:06:25.600 I'm doing the right things.
00:06:26.400 I don't cheat on my chick.
00:06:27.320 No. 1.00
00:06:27.580 But, you know, back in the day, back in the day, if a girl don't want to fuck me, 1.00
00:06:31.060 I generally don't want to do it. 0.99
00:06:32.280 Yeah.
00:06:32.440 Yeah.
00:06:33.240 Yeah, I didn't like, I mean, I would get, well, if I ever paid for women, I would, um. 1.00
00:06:39.980 If I ever paid for, no, you've definitely paid for pussy, bro. 1.00
00:06:43.560 I don't know. 1.00
00:06:44.500 I mean, and this could also be.
00:06:46.300 But there's nothing right, there's nothing wrong with that, bro.
00:06:48.260 I mean, you know, you're helping the economy. 0.98
00:06:50.260 You're fucking, you're, you're, you're paying for a service. 0.99
00:06:53.400 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:53.940 Yeah, you're right.
00:06:54.460 I think that it's definitely, and they used to do it, like, on the Mayflower and everything.
00:06:58.300 But I'll tell you this, dude.
00:06:59.940 I would, I would be high on drugs, and then I would hire an escort.
00:07:04.520 Can you hear us okay?
00:07:05.840 Yeah.
00:07:07.900 Yeah, I got you.
00:07:08.840 I'll put it, I'll put it by my mouth. 0.99
00:07:10.100 I generally don't, like, get a little, like, fucking. 0.99
00:07:11.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:11.920 That's why I put big black. 0.83
00:07:13.340 Really? 1.00
00:07:14.060 Yeah, it'll fucking scare you, dude. 0.99
00:07:15.900 You know? 0.99
00:07:16.940 Maybe you made it more of a beige color.
00:07:18.800 Is that where to put it, Nick, or not?
00:07:19.460 Should we put it somewhere else?
00:07:21.260 Okay, great.
00:07:21.540 No, we're good, dude.
00:07:22.740 Because he looks caged up over there, does he? 1.00
00:07:24.760 I feel really, well, we're in this fucking prostitute room. 1.00
00:07:27.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:28.860 Yeah, I mean, it's a nice way.
00:07:29.900 Dude, you got women on the brain today, huh? 1.00
00:07:33.480 Fucking all I got is testosterone, bro. 1.00
00:07:35.040 What do you think? 1.00
00:07:35.520 That's all.
00:07:35.840 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:36.060 All I want to do is fucking kill a man and, you know, fuck a woman. 1.00
00:07:39.060 But I got a girlfriend, I'll cheat on her, so, you know. 1.00
00:07:40.800 Yeah, sure, dude.
00:07:41.880 You said that so many times.
00:07:43.480 Me and her are wondering if it gets the case.
00:07:45.560 But here's the thing, dude.
00:07:46.280 Here's the thing. 1.00
00:07:46.860 The moment I stop saying it, I'm going to put my dick in anything that moves. 0.99
00:07:49.860 I just got to, like, make that positive affirmation. 0.99
00:07:52.360 I'm not going to do it.
00:07:53.980 I'm not going to do it.
00:07:56.220 I'm not going to move, then.
00:07:57.560 Yeah.
00:07:58.320 Dude, well, but here's what would happen.
00:08:00.060 I would do drugs.
00:08:01.180 I would hire an escort, right?
00:08:03.140 Yeah, that's fair.
00:08:04.400 They would come over.
00:08:05.240 I'd be so high and scared, paranoid, that there was, like, a guy with a gun or a pimp.
00:08:10.540 And a lot of times, it wouldn't be the same person in the pictures.
00:08:13.760 I would go downstairs.
00:08:15.800 I would give the money to them and have them leave.
00:08:19.220 And I would be too scared to, and also, I'd be so high on drugs, I couldn't, like, even get my wiener going and something.
00:08:26.480 And so, yeah, you'd be so scared. 0.95
00:08:28.620 Because the craziest thing is inviting somebody over your house to have sex, and you can't have sex. 0.96
00:08:32.340 And you're just, you know, just, like. 0.96
00:08:34.080 You just got to talk to them.
00:08:35.360 Well, then you're just milling around for a while, you know, for an hour or something. 0.96
00:08:38.600 When you talk to a hooker, what do you say? 1.00
00:08:40.420 Like, hey, how's your day? 0.79
00:08:41.500 Just ask them where they're from or whatever.
00:08:43.480 Where you from?
00:08:44.360 How'd you get here?
00:08:45.280 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:45.640 What else?
00:08:46.400 What else?
00:08:47.320 Any good stories from them?
00:08:49.000 Do you have any hobbies, I guess?
00:08:50.660 I don't know if that's a crazy.
00:08:51.920 But, yeah, dude, I would get so scared. 1.00
00:08:52.860 How many dicks have you sucked today? 1.00
00:08:54.780 I'm kidding. 1.00
00:08:56.640 I mean, we'd never wonder that. 0.99
00:08:57.760 I've always wondered, like, okay, you get a hooker. 1.00
00:09:00.920 And say you're, like, the last client of the night. 0.99
00:09:02.820 Okay.
00:09:03.740 Like.
00:09:04.500 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:05.200 There's a lot of fucking semen to get through. 1.00
00:09:08.520 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:09:09.600 Like, do you ever wonder that?
00:09:12.280 Like, what number of my, what tag did I get?
00:09:14.980 Yeah, I think you wonder where, yeah, how you, yeah, I guess what you're going to, yeah,
00:09:18.580 I guess where you can be for the lady or whatever.
00:09:20.920 Yeah.
00:09:21.360 I think, yeah, you don't want to, like, if a lady comes and she's got, she seems like she's been sweating
00:09:25.760 and stuff, it's like, at that point, I think you just kind of coach them up, you know?
00:09:29.540 You're almost more of a.
00:09:30.260 Do you take an exam?
00:09:31.080 And do you look for, like, any razor burn before?
00:09:34.440 Like.
00:09:34.900 Dude, I'm telling you, I would be so high.
00:09:36.700 I would literally go downstairs, crack the door, because I'd be so scared that they would
00:09:41.120 have a, um, like a pimp or.
00:09:43.340 Like a camaraderie, yeah.
00:09:44.180 Like an officiant or whatever, you know, or a commander or whatever they, I don't know 0.93
00:09:48.160 what a lot of hookers have, but it's like, and then I would put the money outside of 1.00
00:09:51.120 the door, give it to them, and then kind of go like that or whatever, and, uh, and 0.87
00:09:56.160 that doesn't mean they're Asian or whatever, but I would just, like, do like that, and
00:09:59.280 then, um, then this would be the craziest part, though.
00:10:02.080 I would still be texting them, like, did you get home okay? 0.99
00:10:04.760 That would be the craziest shit, and they're like, leave me the fuck alone, you know? 0.99
00:10:08.540 You're a lover, bro, you're a nice guy. 0.99
00:10:10.300 I don't know if, I mean, I think, uh, I don't, if the whole thing just scared me, man, but
00:10:14.660 I always, if I would, yeah, like, women have always had, like, that's, you know, it's had 1.00
00:10:19.060 a big effect on me.
00:10:19.880 I mean, how do you get laid now, dude?
00:10:20.920 It must be hard, right, like, to get laid now? 1.00
00:10:22.940 Like, you just can't go fuck the average woman. 1.00
00:10:24.840 Like, how do you, how do you get your dick wet now? 1.00
00:10:27.660 Well. 1.00
00:10:28.400 I mean, it's hard, right? 0.99
00:10:29.240 Like, you're, you're a fucking famous guy, dude. 0.99
00:10:31.780 Yeah, it's. 0.99
00:10:32.120 Yeah, I don't, I mean, I guess.
00:10:33.120 I mean, let me say it's easy, but it's easy, but then it's also, like, you know.
00:10:37.640 Well, I think you get scared that girls are trying to, like, like, you, like, I think
00:10:43.520 you, not use you for, like, I think, I get scared that I don't want to communicate with
00:10:47.620 girls, like, text or something, because they're going to, yeah, and just. 1.00
00:10:50.440 Ask them to show your pussy, and the Theo Vaughn's asking me to show my pussy. 1.00
00:10:53.040 I wouldn't use that. 1.00
00:10:54.060 I would use, like, some charades or something, or, you know, like, maybe do, like, a, I'll
00:10:59.080 send, like, two gifts, you know, one is, like, a curtain open, like that, and then a picture
00:11:03.080 of a cat is the second one.
00:11:04.560 Okay, just to lead them on a little bit, yeah.
00:11:06.620 Yeah, but I wouldn't say, like, let me, you know, you have to do a lot of. 1.00
00:11:09.080 Do you ever send a picture of your dick? 1.00
00:11:10.500 Never. 1.00
00:11:10.960 Not a Snapchatter? 1.00
00:11:11.740 I've sent a picture of my buddy Jason's dick, though. 0.99
00:11:13.440 My buddy Jason used to, for, like, this is a few years back, but I'm sure he would still 0.98
00:11:17.600 let us use it, or I don't know if, like, you can use it more than once, but for 0.98
00:11:20.860 ten bucks, he'd let you send his cock to a gal. 1.00
00:11:23.060 Was it a good-looking dick? 1.00
00:11:24.000 Was it big? 1.00
00:11:24.480 It was fucking, it was, but it was. 0.99
00:11:27.020 It was, like, one of those kind of unique mushrooms, I feel like. 0.99
00:11:29.180 You ever had that chicken where they put those weird-looking mushrooms kind of with it?
00:11:32.700 Oh, yeah, no, I got you.
00:11:33.440 Like, that Rich Place chicken or something.
00:11:35.320 Rich Place chicken.
00:11:36.200 That gravy and that weird mushroom. 0.98
00:11:38.180 Do you know, man, I have, like, I have a weird opinion looking at dicks. 0.98
00:11:41.280 Like, here's the thing, dude. 0.97
00:11:42.620 Yeah, what is the thing?
00:11:43.360 Let's just say we're in a urinal.
00:11:44.360 What is the thing?
00:11:44.980 Because we haven't even started.
00:11:46.620 Let's just say you're in a urinal right now, right?
00:11:48.560 Okay, yeah. 1.00
00:11:49.320 And you're standing next to me and you pull your dick out. 1.00
00:11:51.280 I'm going to look. 1.00
00:11:52.940 I'm going to look at your dick. 1.00
00:11:54.400 Nuh-uh. 1.00
00:11:54.860 I'm not gay, but it's, like, you know, me and you're pissing next to each other. 1.00
00:11:57.580 I might look at your dick just to see what Theo Juan's working with. 1.00
00:12:00.060 I'm curious. 1.00
00:12:00.820 Yeah.
00:12:01.460 But you know what annoys me?
00:12:02.440 Like, you'll be in a locker room change with the boys, right?
00:12:04.680 And, like, you're naked. 1.00
00:12:06.000 And you'll get some people, like, they don't want to look at the dick. 1.00
00:12:08.400 They don't want to look at your dick. 1.00
00:12:09.340 Or they look away. 1.00
00:12:10.220 They're, like, they're offended by your dick. 1.00
00:12:12.420 And I'm like, dude. 1.00
00:12:13.140 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:14.020 I'm like, I take it as a personal insult if you don't want to look at my dick. 0.99
00:12:17.240 And I'll tell you why. 0.99
00:12:18.400 I'll tell you why, dude.
00:12:20.020 I'll tell you why. 0.99
00:12:21.040 You will sit there in the fucking wee hours of the night, middle of the night, just beating 1.00
00:12:25.680 your little fucking dick off all night long to big dicks. 1.00
00:12:27.960 All different colors of dicks. 1.00
00:12:29.580 All the dicks, right? 1.00
00:12:30.700 Where? 0.99
00:12:31.020 On the interwebs.
00:12:31.500 On the interwebs.
00:12:32.400 Yeah, on the interwebs. 0.99
00:12:32.840 And, like, so you're sitting there beating your dick off, and then it comes time to look 1.00
00:12:35.460 at my dick, and you're, like, you're offended by my dick. 1.00
00:12:38.040 Like, fuck you, dude. 1.00
00:12:39.760 If you're a fucking dick, at the end of the day, like, I mean, if you... 1.00
00:12:42.820 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:43.620 I don't, yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't...
00:12:44.960 Like, that's closet homosexuality. 1.00
00:12:46.760 Like, if you can't look at my dick without, like, feeling shame, maybe you're gay. 1.00
00:12:51.260 And there ain't nothing wrong with being gay, dude. 1.00
00:12:52.620 There ain't nothing wrong with it.
00:12:53.500 I don't, yeah, I would, look, I don't, I mean, look, and we might, one of us could be gay.
00:12:57.200 Who knows?
00:12:57.600 Life's long.
00:12:58.160 You ever do anything gay?
00:12:58.520 Huh? 0.98
00:12:58.800 You ever do anything gay? 0.61
00:12:59.660 You ever... 0.90
00:13:00.000 Well, hold on.
00:13:00.420 I want to think about this.
00:13:01.620 I think if you look at a guy's wiener, and I'm just going to...
00:13:04.420 Say you look at a guy's wiener, and then if you open your, like, if, like, your
00:13:11.220 first reaction, I think, is if your mouth opens, I'm just trying to think of what are
00:13:14.260 some signals that a dude might have some homosexuality in him, and then I don't think,
00:13:18.640 yeah, I think that's, you're kind of right, man. 1.00
00:13:20.120 I think a guy should be able to say, look at my dick. 1.00
00:13:21.740 Yeah, that's my dick. 1.00
00:13:22.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:22.440 That's my dick, dude. 1.00
00:13:23.020 And I'll compliment a dick, dude. 1.00
00:13:24.600 I'll compliment a dick. 1.00
00:13:25.600 Nice dick, Randy. 1.00
00:13:26.520 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:26.920 No, there's a...
00:13:28.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.840 Wow, buddy.
00:13:30.060 There's this guy named Carl, big UFC guy, big black guy, big African, big African man,
00:13:34.500 right?
00:13:34.600 Oh, yeah.
00:13:35.340 So he's wearing a singlet, you know, a singlet.
00:13:37.500 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:13:38.100 No cup, dude, no cup, and he has this big old fucking, big old black dick, and I say 1.00
00:13:43.680 black dick as opposed to a normal colored dick, because I feel like a black dick, like, it's 1.00
00:13:47.620 a little bit more, like, you know, long, and this man's wearing a singlet, and his dick 1.00
00:13:51.580 is like, I mean, it was like here, and then he's like, hey, Sean, let me show you something, 0.99
00:13:56.220 and he, like, gets against the wall, and he spreads his legs, he's like, come put your
00:13:59.800 head right here in a single leg, and I'm like, Carl, like, dude, I think you got a good-looking 1.00
00:14:06.220 dick, I think it's big, I think it's girthy, you know, I think you could have pregnant a 1.00
00:14:09.100 lot of women with that dick, but I'm not going to put my head on your dick. 1.00
00:14:12.660 And what did y'all do? 1.00
00:14:14.320 I said, no, I'm not going to do it, and then I'm like, and I said, but hey, he'll do it, 1.00
00:14:17.440 and another guy came and put his head on his dick. 1.00
00:14:19.380 Shit, I'll use a thing to roll out my legs. 1.00
00:14:21.400 You ever use those leg rollers? 0.98
00:14:22.360 Oh, that's what it felt like.
00:14:23.540 That's what it felt like.
00:14:24.400 I feel like that would be like, too.
00:14:25.640 I mean, here's the thing, there's a lot of large black men in MMA, so it's like, you
00:14:28.480 know, you're in a locker room, and you're just like, she's good.
00:14:30.920 Oh, we'd have a guy, this dude, I've told this story, but he was at our school, and he
00:14:34.480 would come and pee right over your back when we were kids, right into the pisser, dude. 0.61
00:14:38.600 This dude, Mr. Larry, he was at our elementary school for so long, at a certain point, they
00:14:42.140 just make you a janitor, right?
00:14:44.140 And, yeah, he'd come right in and just piss right over your back.
00:14:48.500 But, yeah, I guess, you know what, there should be a different attitude.
00:14:52.540 Yeah, because it is such a thing where you're just, like, talking to people in the locker
00:14:55.760 room, but you're, like, talking at weird angles.
00:14:58.020 Yeah.
00:14:58.320 And you also don't want to look a dude in the, now, it's weird to look a guy in the eye
00:15:01.960 that's naked, I think, and also, because there's both an energy that you both know you
00:15:06.740 can't look at the guys.
00:15:08.240 I don't have that energy.
00:15:09.560 I don't have that energy. 1.00
00:15:10.500 If you've got a big dick, you know, I mean, I don't got a big dick. 1.00
00:15:12.880 You know, I mean, my dick, I would say it's average, it's a little bit thick. 1.00
00:15:15.980 I got a thicker penis. 1.00
00:15:17.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:17.120 I'm not going to say it's, like, extra long, but it's, like, it's thick, you know?
00:15:20.400 Yeah.
00:15:20.720 At least that's what they say to make me feel better.
00:15:22.460 I don't know.
00:15:23.720 But I definitely got the big ones hurt speech.
00:15:26.780 Yeah?
00:15:27.320 Yeah, but not from me.
00:15:29.040 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:29.560 You got the good-sized dick, the big ones hurt. 1.00
00:15:31.480 Have you got that speech? 1.00
00:15:32.620 I don't know if I've gotten that.
00:15:34.140 I'm going to have to look.
00:15:34.880 I mean, but you're wearing these little spandex, bro. 0.99
00:15:36.760 I can see the little dick outline, you know? 1.00
00:15:38.620 Oh, I was, bro, I definitely, I was doing masturbation yesterday, so my penis is... 1.00
00:15:46.260 How old were you when you first started jerking off? 1.00
00:15:48.300 Oh, let me think for a second. 0.99
00:15:53.200 Not that old.
00:15:54.600 Well, not that old, bro.
00:15:55.980 Give me, like, a time frame.
00:15:57.240 Oh, my bad.
00:15:58.220 Probably maybe 13.
00:15:59.740 I remember I found some... 0.99
00:16:00.880 That's an old age to start jerking off, dude. 0.99
00:16:02.660 Is it? 0.99
00:16:03.060 Yeah.
00:16:03.880 Really?
00:16:04.260 I mean, I was, like, telling the Rogan about this, man, you know?
00:16:07.120 Like, by the way, Rogan, it wasn't cool what you said about me. 0.90
00:16:10.240 I'm a fucking nice guy. 0.96
00:16:11.320 From last night? 0.99
00:16:12.020 Yeah, it wasn't cool.
00:16:13.280 I'm going to bring up the Rogan.
00:16:15.120 Okay.
00:16:15.440 But, like, dude, we had a communal porn box, you know?
00:16:17.460 Like, you had siblings, you had brothers.
00:16:18.920 No, like, my house, bro.
00:16:20.300 Like, my dad had one, you know? 0.77
00:16:21.460 Oh, yeah, I used to bike across town to go use my buddy's dad's porn.
00:16:23.920 How old are you? 0.52
00:16:24.960 Me?
00:16:25.300 I'm 43.
00:16:26.320 Oh, dude, but you had the hard living.
00:16:28.160 Like, kids these days, man, like, how do you not? 1.00
00:16:31.680 Like, you just pick up your fucking cell phone and type in Pornhub, bro. 1.00
00:16:35.160 Like, how do you not? 1.00
00:16:36.620 I know.
00:16:37.700 Yeah, if I were a child, I could not probably.
00:16:39.900 Oh, I'd have a problem, dude. 0.99
00:16:41.120 Oh, I'd be fucking yoming that hammer all day, baby. 1.00
00:16:43.880 Dude, I guess kids these days aren't fucking. 0.99
00:16:45.640 Yeah. 0.99
00:16:46.220 Well, there's a lot of rumors you hear, you know? 1.00
00:16:48.140 And you can't ask them, hey, are you fucking because you're an adult. 0.99
00:16:52.000 That's the weird part. 0.99
00:16:53.380 So you just pretend that, I guess, you just.
00:16:55.160 Unless you're an MMA coach, man. 1.00
00:16:56.800 A lot of coaches start fucking their shootings. 0.99
00:16:58.940 But, no, like, no, this is fact, dude. 1.00
00:17:01.300 Kids these days, dude, they ain't fucking anymore. 0.99
00:17:03.180 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:03.500 They're fucking weak, dude. 1.00
00:17:04.680 They're just weak men. 1.00
00:17:05.420 But do you think that, but why is there a correlation, you think, between, or like a connection between weak and not fucking, you think? 1.00
00:17:12.380 Well, here's the thing, man. 0.97
00:17:14.960 Yeah.
00:17:15.700 Here's the thing.
00:17:16.440 I think that the testosterone level of man is, like, vastly decreasing.
00:17:21.320 But I think it's just kind of like, I think it's what they want, bro.
00:17:23.880 I think it's, like, what the system wants.
00:17:25.760 They want you to be a weak man.
00:17:27.160 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:27.300 If you're a weak man, you don't want to fuck. 1.00
00:17:29.260 Well, they want you to be, I mean, if you look at China, right? 1.00
00:17:31.980 China is, they don't, like, you ever been to China?
00:17:35.320 No.
00:17:35.840 When you go.
00:17:36.220 I don't think I could go, dude. 1.00
00:17:37.160 I talk way too much shit on China. 1.00
00:17:38.560 Winnie the Pooh and shit. 1.00
00:17:39.460 Yeah. 0.99
00:17:39.640 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:17:39.880 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:17:40.760 Oh, China. 1.00
00:17:41.500 They don't, they don't.
00:17:42.400 But the people there, they don't even seem, and I don't mean this to be offensive, they
00:17:46.800 seem like, uh, like bots.
00:17:50.840 Like, they don't even, like, they all, like, it just seems like, uh, they're just working
00:17:55.820 and they're, it doesn't seem like there's any real life. 0.99
00:17:58.500 Let me say, I always say, if I had life in prison and I was going to fuck a dude, I'd 0.99
00:18:02.560 rather be a China man. 1.00
00:18:03.840 Really?
00:18:04.280 They're soft, bro.
00:18:05.100 They're soft people.
00:18:06.400 Are they?
00:18:07.080 Delicate.
00:18:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:08.320 They're haired, you know?
00:18:09.260 Oh, they're delicate.
00:18:10.040 They're hairless.
00:18:10.760 Yeah, you know?
00:18:11.400 They make good ladyboys.
00:18:13.220 Yeah?
00:18:13.960 I mean, like, that's a situation where I'd be like, all right, well, I want to be Sarah
00:18:17.180 with a ladyboy China man. 0.90
00:18:19.160 But, you know, but, I mean, it just, dude, the world's getting fucking soft, dude. 0.67
00:18:24.100 Okay, all right, well, let's, let me think about it.
00:18:26.360 So, the world's getting soft.
00:18:27.520 Like, okay, we'll talk about last night.
00:18:28.840 Okay. 1.00
00:18:29.720 You get this fucking chondrichus. 1.00
00:18:31.780 And, like, we live in this world now where people just could say whatever the fuck they 1.00
00:18:36.900 want. 0.95
00:18:37.420 And I don't think that helps people get, like, hard, right?
00:18:40.240 So, it's like, I can go online, right now, I go on the interwebs, and I can start telling 1.00
00:18:43.300 you, go fuck yourself, fuck your mother, fuck your girlfriend, fuck you. 1.00
00:18:47.100 And any kind of recourse that you do, you'll go, you'll get in trouble for. 1.00
00:18:52.720 Like, right now, I mean, you don't got a girlfriend or anything, right?
00:18:54.600 Yeah.
00:18:54.980 You got a girlfriend.
00:18:55.700 I don't have a girlfriend, but I met your girlfriend at the slap fight. 1.00
00:18:57.980 Yeah, a really sweet girl, right?
00:18:59.200 But let me just say, right now, you had a girlfriend or somebody you loved.
00:19:01.980 I can get up right now and be like, hey, you know, you know, blah, blah, blah, she's a 1.00
00:19:05.280 whore, this and that. 1.00
00:19:06.560 And you technically can't do anything to me. 0.99
00:19:09.300 And if you do something to me, you will go to prison.
00:19:12.320 Right.
00:19:12.880 Like, how do you-
00:19:13.540 Oh, that's interesting.
00:19:14.220 But, like, dude, we didn't, we weren't always like that.
00:19:17.020 Oh, that didn't used to be the case. 1.00
00:19:18.120 Oh, fuck no. 0.98
00:19:18.580 If you said something you had, if Twitter was in real life- 1.00
00:19:21.460 You'd fucking die. 1.00
00:19:22.360 But you were celebrated. 1.00
00:19:23.400 I mean, you know, take Andrew Jackson, for instance, one of the greatest presents we've
00:19:26.180 ever had. 0.99
00:19:26.580 You know, he had some weird shit with the Indians, but we don't- 0.99
00:19:28.760 Different timing, guys. 1.00
00:19:29.620 Different fucking time. 0.99
00:19:31.220 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:31.420 You know, this man killed a man because he implied his wife was a whore. 1.00
00:19:36.340 Just the pure implication of your wife is a whore, he killed this man. 1.00
00:19:40.860 One of the greatest men of our fucking time. 1.00
00:19:44.180 And now it's like, you know, the government is like slowly just took the nuts away from 0.99
00:19:49.700 men.
00:19:50.660 You know, like, even like, so-
00:19:53.140 Yeah, I agree with you, man.
00:19:54.220 And I think it's like-
00:19:55.100 When's the last time that you got, like, pushed to a point to where you're like, I'd 0.99
00:20:02.100 like to fuck this man up? 0.96
00:20:03.500 You remember that off the top of your head? 1.00
00:20:04.720 Yeah.
00:20:05.280 Tell us.
00:20:05.960 When's the last time?
00:20:06.780 Probably one month ago, maybe.
00:20:08.480 What happened? 0.98
00:20:08.880 Uh, oh, I had, yeah, somebody that's just that I was working with that just fucked something
00:20:19.060 up so bad, you know?
00:20:20.460 And I was like, you know what? 0.95
00:20:23.060 I would like to abuse this guy. 0.99
00:20:24.840 Like to abuse him a little bit. 0.99
00:20:25.820 Yeah, yeah. 0.93
00:20:26.480 Yeah.
00:20:27.320 So, you know, a little different, but I'm saying like, so you take Dreykus, you know, 0.91
00:20:31.080 we get in this like, we get in this fucking heated fight, you know, heated press conference. 0.97
00:20:37.360 And he starts talking about like child abuse. 1.00
00:20:39.200 I'm like, you know, your dad fucked you. 1.00
00:20:41.140 Like, again, you guys, your dad didn't fuck me. 1.00
00:20:45.280 That didn't ever fucking happen, you guys. 0.99
00:20:46.820 You know what I mean? 0.56
00:20:47.280 We all have some bad memories, but we just all can, we chalk him up as bad dreams and
00:20:51.120 we just move on from there, you know?
00:20:52.600 Yeah, or yeah.
00:20:53.760 But yeah, if he didn't-
00:20:55.160 But, you know, but regardless of the fact, it's like, so then I get put in the spot where
00:20:59.420 like, you have this man next to me.
00:21:01.480 So it's like, he's able to speak to me in a way that in all of human history, not even 1.00
00:21:08.320 just America, you would never speak to a fucking man that way. 1.00
00:21:10.960 You would never fucking do it. 1.00
00:21:12.740 But what we have done, dude, we have made people so pathetic that we just sit there and 1.00
00:21:17.480 say, yeah, say whatever you want. 0.98
00:21:18.740 Say whatever you want. 0.99
00:21:19.460 I'm just going to fucking take it. 0.99
00:21:20.540 I'm just going to take it. 1.00
00:21:21.220 Like, fuck it, dude. 1.00
00:21:21.880 Like, America is one of the softest motherfuckers in the world. 1.00
00:21:25.360 Well, a lot of it, I think you said, then I think you're probably talking about like 0.99
00:21:27.580 civil law.
00:21:28.200 Like, everything has become a lawsuit. 0.99
00:21:29.800 You're going to get fucking sued. 0.99
00:21:30.940 You're going to go to jail, you know? 1.00
00:21:32.460 Yeah. 0.98
00:21:32.640 Like when I was a kid, I know that if you said something that was fucked up, somebody 0.99
00:21:36.340 would fuck you up, you know? 0.99
00:21:38.500 Like, here's how you knew you couldn't say the N-word because you would say it and then- 1.00
00:21:41.800 You'd get fucked up. 0.99
00:21:42.680 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:43.060 You'd get fucked up. 0.99
00:21:43.880 There wasn't like some big system online that would judge you or whatever. 0.99
00:21:48.460 You knew, now if you had a mixed buddy, he might let you slip it in after midnight or 1.00
00:21:52.080 something.
00:21:52.580 But if you were just a, you know- 0.99
00:21:54.680 Well, you know, every now and then there might be a phrase that you say, you're like, oh shit, 0.99
00:21:57.920 my bad. 0.99
00:21:58.560 You're like, yeah, like, hey, let me, you know, like, hey, look.
00:22:00.940 Give me a little sign, you pass on that one.
00:22:02.660 Yeah.
00:22:03.040 Hey man, it's leap year.
00:22:04.500 Let me get one in, you know?
00:22:05.660 But like, so I'm at this press conference, right?
00:22:08.240 And he's like talking about like child mustation, child abuse.
00:22:10.980 Yeah, I saw it.
00:22:11.920 Yeah.
00:22:12.120 Like, and here I am, dude.
00:22:14.260 Like now, if I, now I'm in this weird position where I can't defend myself. 1.00
00:22:17.560 Cause say like, say I'm like, hey, fuck you, man. 0.99
00:22:19.980 Like my dad never fucked me, but I'm going to come put my, if I, if I would have followed 1.00
00:22:23.860 up with it now, what am I doing? 0.99
00:22:25.720 I'm pretty much saying that like what you said by joking about like being abused or molested,
00:22:29.820 like I'm somehow a weaker man for that.
00:22:33.060 The fact that that again, didn't happen to me, but if it did happen to me, I'm a weaker man.
00:22:36.840 And so by me being indefensive and like clapping back and going back now, it's like, there's
00:22:43.320 some things that were off limits.
00:22:44.900 You know, you don't really talk about a man's wife.
00:22:46.940 Yeah.
00:22:47.640 You don't really, you know, you don't talk about a man's wife. 0.99
00:22:49.800 You don't talk about a man's kids and you don't talk about like fucking a kid being abused. 0.99
00:22:54.500 These things were all off limits. 0.99
00:22:56.620 And dude, like once he crossed that, it was like.
00:22:59.060 And so was that the energy that was there whenever you guys were in this?
00:23:03.120 I tried to ignore it. 0.97
00:23:04.300 I tried to fucking ignore it. 0.98
00:23:05.280 Were you sitting there thinking throughout the evening a little bit? 0.99
00:23:08.240 Like, oh yeah, I was, I was boiling, dude.
00:23:09.700 I was just, I just told myself like, Hey, just. 1.00
00:23:11.940 I fucking hate that boy. 1.00
00:23:13.460 I hate that boil. 1.00
00:23:14.660 Yeah.
00:23:14.920 I just, I'm just saying there like, you see, I'm just saying that I'm just ignore it. 0.98
00:23:17.640 Just fucking ignore it. 1.00
00:23:18.620 And then you just stop talking shit. 1.00
00:23:19.760 And I'm like, all right, fuck this guy. 1.00
00:23:21.860 But when you say ignore it, was there already that voice? 1.00
00:23:23.700 Some of that remnants.
00:23:24.640 Oh yeah.
00:23:24.880 You have that little voice in your head. 1.00
00:23:26.520 Like kill this man. 0.99
00:23:27.180 And this is what like, this is what people don't understand. 1.00
00:23:29.300 That's a crazy voice.
00:23:30.520 I'm not just saying, oh dude, I've like, dude, I have like, I don't know if it's like,
00:23:33.720 I have that voice, dude.
00:23:35.260 Yeah.
00:23:35.920 Like, oh, it's bad. 0.99
00:23:37.660 I mean, I'll go like 120 in a fucking 30 mile per hour. 0.98
00:23:40.300 Like I have that voice. 0.99
00:23:41.520 It's such an extreme.
00:23:42.540 Yeah.
00:23:43.260 But you know, it's like, it annoys.
00:23:45.320 But if it didn't even happen, why did it hurt you so much though?
00:23:48.500 I think it was.
00:23:49.400 Just the ability that he can say, that people can say it.
00:23:51.340 The fact that you can say that with impunity.
00:23:53.160 And then it's kind of a weird situation, man. 0.99
00:23:55.780 Cause like, I got a, I got a big, deep fan base and like, we all, we all got fucked up. 0.81
00:24:00.500 You know, we've all gone. 1.00
00:24:01.740 Most of us have gone through shit. 1.00
00:24:03.360 Right. 1.00
00:24:04.060 I mean, I could tell you how many guys do I know that have been molested.
00:24:07.420 I mean, I know a lot.
00:24:08.640 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:24:09.040 I know a lot of motherfucker, a lot of men who've been molested. 0.99
00:24:12.320 I know more women who talk about it, but I know a lot of guys. 1.00
00:24:16.700 And like, you know, my, you know, 2am hits, you're just bullshitting with them.
00:24:19.860 Like, Hey man, Sean, like when I was this age, it just happened. 1.00
00:24:22.960 It's like, fuck dude. 1.00
00:24:24.020 I know. 1.00
00:24:24.420 My bad, dude. 1.00
00:24:25.700 So to have this fucking cunt, like make a joke about that. 1.00
00:24:29.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:30.720 But you know, but this is the issue, dude, man.
00:24:32.560 Like back in the day, like there were some repercussions.
00:24:37.160 There would, and there still would be, there would still be if Dracus, like again, like
00:24:40.840 maybe just generally touched a nerve that it's like, it's like just about like kids being 1.00
00:24:45.460 abused, that kind of shit. 1.00
00:24:46.340 I feel you do. 1.00
00:24:47.060 There's some things that people could say, but there's so many, like, dude, I mean, you're
00:24:50.320 40, but how many more years you got left on this lot?
00:24:53.020 Probably, probably 30, 36.
00:24:55.400 I mean, 30, if you're lucky, dude, I mean, you know what I'm saying? 0.85
00:24:57.960 Like, I'm fucking doing, I'm fucking doing pretty good. 0.83
00:25:00.680 I got a low blood pressure or whatever, but other than that, I'm fucking doing good. 0.96
00:25:04.140 I mean, you never know. 0.86
00:25:04.720 Okay, let's just say, let's just say even 20, 25, 25, all right, give me 25, all right,
00:25:11.400 give me at least 22, dude.
00:25:12.660 I mean, so in the day, like, let's just say I'm going to die at 60, dude.
00:25:15.680 Everybody in my family dies young, right?
00:25:17.380 So I got like 30 years.
00:25:18.400 I can see that.
00:25:18.600 I got like 30 years.
00:25:19.520 And you're motorcycle too, don't you?
00:25:20.840 Oh yeah, I go hard too.
00:25:21.660 Oh yeah, dude.
00:25:22.520 I go hard.
00:25:23.060 Bro, you guys are the organ donors usually.
00:25:26.200 Oh, for sure, dude. 0.96
00:25:26.920 Oh yeah, I mean, I woke up in the, I mean, look, you self-fucked up my knees in my jeans. 0.95
00:25:29.880 Yeah.
00:25:30.340 But yeah, so anyways, it's like, I mean, I got 30 years left.
00:25:34.340 What does that mean?
00:25:35.020 What does that mean to me? 1.00
00:25:35.860 I get to wake up every day and, and go fight and cut weight and eat a fucking cheeseburger. 0.99
00:25:40.440 Like in the grand scheme of things, dude, like life is not that important. 0.99
00:25:44.460 Right.
00:25:45.580 Well, so what, I agree.
00:25:47.020 I think when you die, like you're just like, all you care about, all the only things you
00:25:51.060 feel about, like even, like even from like using DMT and stuff, you have that moment
00:25:54.620 of what it feels like when you die and you don't remember any of life.
00:25:57.840 All you remember is the feeling.
00:25:59.040 All you remember is, man, do you think you're going to go somewhere and you die?
00:26:01.040 I believe that you go back into the universe.
00:26:03.520 I think the Lord could be over there.
00:26:05.440 I think, um, geez, you know, I think I'm sure Jesus and some of the other deities are
00:26:09.780 milling around, you know, I'm sure they're in the locker room kind of like, oh, we got
00:26:13.360 to get back out there.
00:26:14.500 Sunday's coming up, JC.
00:26:15.740 Yeah. 0.96
00:26:16.220 See, I don't, I don't, I think, dude, I think whenever that fucking, whenever that 1.00
00:26:19.520 brain goes off, you just darkness, bro. 1.00
00:26:22.140 No. 1.00
00:26:23.420 Nah, man, you evaporate into something really fucking beautiful. 0.98
00:26:26.320 But I think the only feeling is just sheer joy. 0.99
00:26:29.080 But I'm okay with that.
00:26:30.000 Like I'm like, like, I think in the, what you do in the, in life matters, but yeah, I
00:26:34.680 mean, you could spend it how you want.
00:26:36.280 Right now, life is good.
00:26:37.320 I got money.
00:26:37.860 I got a belt, dude.
00:26:38.640 Everything is good. 0.98
00:26:39.180 But like, you're going to pay me to go fucking relive my life. 0.98
00:26:41.780 Like if you said, hey, Sean, you want to go hit the restart button? 1.00
00:26:43.960 Like, fuck you. 1.00
00:26:44.980 Really? 1.00
00:26:45.640 Fuck no. 0.99
00:26:46.460 But what if you got to a place one day where you were able to like, like be, because at 0.98
00:26:52.780 a certain point, I think like people from a tough environment become inspirations for
00:26:59.460 people from a tough environment, you know?
00:27:01.480 Oh yeah.
00:27:01.760 No, I mean, I get guys like, well, call me crying.
00:27:04.240 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:04.500 I mean, I've heard some of the shit you've got, man. 1.00
00:27:06.240 You get some crazy shit too, dude. 1.00
00:27:07.720 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:08.020 Yeah.
00:27:08.180 We get some guys that have been through a lot of stuff, dude.
00:27:10.300 And the guys that are perverts, everything.
00:27:12.140 We parents together? 0.98
00:27:13.800 My dad was real old.
00:27:14.840 My dad was like 70.
00:27:16.280 Oh, that's rough.
00:27:17.000 It was just weird, man.
00:27:18.140 I was just so, I was embarrassed, you know?
00:27:20.000 Yeah.
00:27:20.480 But, uh, well, yeah, we were just.
00:27:22.900 When you, something, your dad died, like when.
00:27:24.860 He died.
00:27:25.340 My mom was just worked and my mom didn't like. 0.53
00:27:27.460 Did your mom remarry?
00:27:28.660 Yeah.
00:27:28.920 She married a guy.
00:27:29.740 He used to own a car wash.
00:27:30.800 That was pretty cool.
00:27:31.480 He always had that.
00:27:32.200 He always had a bunch of change on him. 1.00
00:27:33.480 Oh shit. 1.00
00:27:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:34.260 And we go fucking get all the change. 0.98
00:27:36.320 That's nice. 1.00
00:27:37.540 Your mom married, dude, I always knew.
00:27:39.740 I'm all sorry for this, but you know, it's funny.
00:27:42.700 I always knew the kind of guy my mom was hooking up with was the kind of music she'd 0.98
00:27:45.880 be listening to.
00:27:46.700 So you'd get some like, you'd get some like, I'm not even joking, bro.
00:27:50.760 Yeah. 0.93
00:27:51.320 You'd get some like R&B or some shit, you know? 0.95
00:27:53.620 Yeah. 0.99
00:27:54.660 Next thing you know, bro, there's a black guy hanging around. 0.91
00:27:57.300 Hey.
00:27:58.320 You get some, you get some like salsa music and you got Juan down the street. 0.99
00:28:02.400 You're like, how the fuck? 0.99
00:28:04.040 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:28:05.480 Yeah, so fucking A, man. 0.99
00:28:07.060 Did your mom date a lot then? 0.99
00:28:08.640 I mean, she was married.
00:28:11.600 So I guess, yeah, she did date a lot.
00:28:14.520 Well, how does that even make sense?
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00:31:10.240 My mom, yeah, after my dad and I, she dated a couple guys, but not.
00:31:15.700 Did she remarried? 0.72
00:31:16.600 Yeah, she ended up remarrying. 1.00
00:31:17.580 Oh, she's doing good then.
00:31:18.280 She's doing good.
00:31:18.840 Yeah, she's doing good.
00:31:19.420 She lives out in Arizona.
00:31:20.420 My mom's a cool lady. 1.00
00:31:21.620 You cool with his stepdad?
00:31:22.780 He passed away.
00:31:23.740 He was in the war or whatever, and then he passed away. 1.00
00:31:26.240 What fucking war? 0.99
00:31:27.960 Yeah, he was. 1.00
00:31:29.060 What war?
00:31:30.080 I'm not sure, but he wore like a lot of gloves at the end of his life, and he liked having
00:31:33.220 gloves on, I remember.
00:31:34.320 The war, bro.
00:31:35.040 You're 40 years old, dude.
00:31:36.180 You got like, I don't think Vietnam happened.
00:31:38.420 What war are you talking about, dude?
00:31:40.560 The war, bro?
00:31:41.380 He was in the Great War in the Second War, 1942, 1912.
00:31:47.200 Pull up a war, Nick.
00:31:48.480 He was in the war.
00:31:49.700 Desert Storm, bro?
00:31:50.680 Like what war?
00:31:51.300 No, he wasn't in Desert Storm, dude.
00:31:53.880 No, he was in like the war.
00:31:55.140 I don't know.
00:31:55.500 Maybe the war on drugs or something.
00:31:57.680 Pull up recent wars or whatever.
00:32:00.200 The war on drugs.
00:32:00.720 That was Bush's wife, right?
00:32:02.720 The war.
00:32:03.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:04.320 Yeah, what war are we talking about here, dude?
00:32:05.980 Dude, you need to.
00:32:07.040 Pick a war.
00:32:07.760 Persian Gulf?
00:32:08.900 Probably that K-dub. 1.00
00:32:09.900 Maybe Korean War, maybe. 0.56
00:32:11.440 Okay, what?
00:32:12.180 1950?
00:32:14.140 Maybe.
00:32:14.800 I don't know.
00:32:15.500 He would definitely.
00:32:16.320 I know if we.
00:32:17.600 You know what?
00:32:18.340 I know he would take my mom to China.
00:32:20.440 But this is what I'm talking about, guys. 0.99
00:32:21.660 He would take my mom to Chinese food, but when the waiter walked off, he would fucking 1.00
00:32:24.900 say some shit. 0.99
00:32:26.700 But this is what I'm talking about with Theo, bro. 1.00
00:32:28.200 I don't, guys, I don't fucking know if he's a genius or fucking. 0.98
00:32:31.480 He just goes either way, dude. 0.99
00:32:34.980 How about this?
00:32:35.740 There's way many options in between. 1.00
00:32:37.340 Bro, you just said your dad, number two, was in the fucking war. 0.99
00:32:41.920 Yeah, he was, dude. 1.00
00:32:42.820 He had a sword at the fucking house, dude. 1.00
00:32:44.460 He left it to my mother. 1.00
00:32:46.160 He left an autographed sword or whatever.
00:32:48.860 I don't know where that would be.
00:32:50.100 Autographed? 0.99
00:32:50.900 Who the fuck autographed? 1.00
00:32:52.280 The China man he killed. 1.00
00:32:53.320 No, dude.
00:32:55.280 Pull up something, Nick.
00:32:56.440 Jesus Christ, look at us. 0.99
00:32:57.560 We don't know what the fuck we're talking about. 0.99
00:32:58.200 Hey, give this guy a bone, dude. 0.99
00:33:00.740 When I do the Rogan podcast, what's Rogan's guy?
00:33:03.920 What's Rogan's, like, uh.
00:33:04.880 Oh, Jamie.
00:33:05.800 Jamie, dude.
00:33:06.520 I was thrown off by Jamie.
00:33:08.160 Yeah?
00:33:08.800 Oh, man, I think.
00:33:09.460 Are you scared of him?
00:33:10.160 No, I think Rogan abuses him, dude.
00:33:12.040 Really?
00:33:12.520 I think he abuses him, dude.
00:33:15.160 Like, what?
00:33:15.740 He, like.
00:33:16.080 I don't know, dude.
00:33:16.700 I think I was.
00:33:17.360 Makes him stay up late or something?
00:33:18.620 Like, I think I was picturing, like, a.
00:33:20.920 Like, a.
00:33:21.440 Like, a.
00:33:21.780 Like, a. 0.81
00:33:22.160 Like, a younger, white, nerdy kid.
00:33:24.580 Yeah.
00:33:24.720 You know?
00:33:25.040 Nah, dude.
00:33:25.600 He's angry.
00:33:26.260 He's an angry man.
00:33:27.220 Jamie? 1.00
00:33:27.660 He's fucking angry, bro. 0.99
00:33:28.700 Who, Jamie? 1.00
00:33:29.400 Jamie's angry.
00:33:30.340 Is he?
00:33:30.700 I don't know.
00:33:31.040 He just seems, like, dialed in.
00:33:33.300 He's like a.
00:33:33.840 He's like a marksman for information.
00:33:35.540 But I think.
00:33:36.040 I think.
00:33:36.480 I think Rogan disciplines him.
00:33:38.280 Ooh, you think?
00:33:39.220 Yeah.
00:33:39.540 Because you'll see it, dude. 1.00
00:33:40.360 Every now and then, Rogan will let that shit slip. 1.00
00:33:42.400 There he is right there. 1.00
00:33:42.980 And look how jacked he's getting, too.
00:33:44.880 Yeah, dude.
00:33:45.800 Is that.
00:33:46.320 That's not Jamie.
00:33:47.040 Is that.
00:33:47.640 That's not Jamie.
00:33:48.180 That's Jamie on the left.
00:33:48.540 Can you zoom in on him?
00:33:49.300 Oh, man, dude.
00:33:51.220 Oh, yeah.
00:33:51.760 Yeah.
00:33:52.120 But, like, every now and then, you'll see, like, you'll see Rogan discipline him.
00:33:55.420 Yeah.
00:33:55.660 Like, he'll speak out of turn.
00:33:57.900 And you'll see it on, like, you, I mean, your guys have seen that.
00:34:00.720 And what does he say?
00:34:01.600 But he'll just, like, discipline.
00:34:02.640 Like, no, no, Jamie, not that.
00:34:03.940 The other one.
00:34:04.560 Oh, yeah.
00:34:05.060 Like, he, like, you could tell it's, like, that abusive father that, like, you know,
00:34:08.660 is at the soccer game that, like, like, slips a little bit. 1.00
00:34:11.260 He's like, oh, shit. 1.00
00:34:11.600 He's like, pass that bitch. 1.00
00:34:12.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:13.020 And you're like, oh, shit, I wonder what it's like when the, when the, when you're at home 0.99
00:34:16.040 by himself. 0.99
00:34:16.940 Yeah. 0.99
00:34:17.400 So, I think Jamie, I think Jamie is fucked up a little bit. 0.99
00:34:19.940 I wonder if he does some things or anything like that to him. 0.98
00:34:23.220 What if he has a little thing under the thing where he presses it?
00:34:25.760 No, dude, what's the thing?
00:34:26.660 The four fingers, dude?
00:34:28.000 Yo, Jamie, let us know, dude.
00:34:30.340 Let us know if you're in danger.
00:34:31.420 But, yeah, no, I think, I think you get disciplines.
00:34:33.000 But you can tell, dude, like, Dio don't discipline his guys.
00:34:35.800 They look happy.
00:34:36.540 Oh, I don't know about that. 0.99
00:34:38.120 We get into some shit sometimes. 0.96
00:34:39.840 I mean, but sometimes it's tough because you are, you're thinking and they're thinking 0.98
00:34:43.620 and you're not the same brain and so you're both trying to figure out, like.
00:34:46.380 I mean, they're thinking, bro.
00:34:47.420 We don't know about you.
00:34:48.180 We haven't decided yet.
00:34:49.020 The war. 0.99
00:34:50.100 We haven't fucking decided yet, dude. 1.00
00:34:52.060 This guy's taking, this guy has fucking. 0.99
00:34:56.440 This guy has three letters in his alphabet, dude. 0.99
00:34:58.920 And two of them are CT. 0.99
00:35:00.420 And I'm the fucking deranged guy, dude. 1.00
00:35:04.600 You just attacked a guy in a fucking movie theater last night and I'm the fucking crazy 1.00
00:35:09.260 guy, bro. 1.00
00:35:10.740 Well, hey, here's the thing, man. 0.99
00:35:13.720 When the time comes to it, if the time comes to it where I need to kill a man, I hope that 1.00
00:35:19.040 I fucking man up and do it. 0.99
00:35:20.220 How would you do it? 1.00
00:35:22.280 Well, it depends how bad I wanted to kill him. 0.99
00:35:24.280 Yeah? 0.99
00:35:24.860 I mean, like.
00:35:25.420 But what would you do, man?
00:35:26.660 Is it going to be a beating?
00:35:27.900 Is it going to be a choking?
00:35:29.460 Is it just going to be sheer pressure?
00:35:31.320 You know, it is, man.
00:35:32.200 From like a psychological perspective, I think it's like, what do they say?
00:35:36.400 I have like antisocial personality disorder.
00:35:38.860 Yeah.
00:35:39.680 You know what that is?
00:35:40.360 Really?
00:35:40.660 I don't know if I see that though.
00:35:41.700 You seem pretty social.
00:35:43.000 Like you seem.
00:35:43.880 I didn't know.
00:35:44.740 I learned it.
00:35:45.260 I saw you, when I remember seeing you at Slap Fights, I remember thinking, you know,
00:35:49.840 there's something extremely charming about Sean.
00:35:53.020 There's something that is very, um, extremely likeable.
00:35:57.040 High functioning sociopath.
00:35:58.680 I wouldn't say high functioning.
00:36:00.320 High functioning.
00:36:01.240 Okay.
00:36:01.840 No offense, dude.
00:36:02.880 Calm down. 0.99
00:36:03.560 This guy has an autographed fucking war memorabilia, dude. 1.00
00:36:06.840 Bro, I'm fucking trying to help you get a free sword when my mother passes away. 1.00
00:36:11.320 You're not even fucking being cool about it, dude. 0.99
00:36:13.520 But no, I don't want it from the dead China man, bro. 1.00
00:36:16.960 But no, they would go to the Chinese buffet and fucking, they loved it and it was like 1.00
00:36:21.420 pretty cheap. 1.00
00:36:22.020 And so, but as soon as the waiter walked off my fucking step, that would say a bunch 1.00
00:36:25.860 of shit about him. 1.00
00:36:27.240 Hey, you know, you know, it's funny to me, the China man. 1.00
00:36:30.380 So I hit a China man once like driving. 1.00
00:36:33.360 You hit one?
00:36:33.960 Yeah.
00:36:34.200 Like it was totally my fault.
00:36:35.460 Oh, well, it's, but yeah, but they have done it so much.
00:36:38.280 I remember dude.
00:36:38.880 Like, yeah, that's what I thought.
00:36:40.380 They started it for sure.
00:36:41.580 I remember the moment. 1.00
00:36:42.220 Like, cause I got out to go check on the guy, put him into a fucking wall, dude. 0.99
00:36:45.100 Airbags, airbags deployed, airbags fucking deployed. 0.99
00:36:48.940 Right. 0.99
00:36:51.180 Yeah. 0.72
00:36:51.520 So I go and I remember like, well, dude, I mean, like do literally fucking 50 miles, 60 0.98
00:36:57.040 miles per hour to the side of a fucking wall. 0.99
00:36:58.600 Like the guy was probably fucked up a little bit. 1.00
00:37:00.420 Yeah. 0.99
00:37:00.700 Yeah.
00:37:00.860 So anyways, I go and the first thing I think like, oh my God, I hit an Asian. 1.00
00:37:05.600 Oh yeah.
00:37:06.220 Yeah.
00:37:06.540 Yeah.
00:37:06.960 But then a part of me was like, man, it's almost probably bad karma.
00:37:10.300 Yeah.
00:37:10.700 Oh, you think, well, I don't know if I hit an, I'll tell you this.
00:37:15.260 I remember this Chinese guy.
00:37:17.780 He could have been also maybe Korean, but he hit me one time. 1.00
00:37:21.120 Oh, dude, I love that skit you did with the little Asian guy, the short dude motherfucker. 1.00
00:37:25.800 He's your friend. 0.99
00:37:26.260 He's your friend.
00:37:26.580 Oh yeah.
00:37:26.780 Raleigh Mow.
00:37:27.280 The China man, dude. 0.76
00:37:28.040 The China man, dude. 0.76
00:37:28.820 Well, he's, he's Polynesian.
00:37:31.640 He definitely got a famous sauce out of it.
00:37:33.580 Oh yeah.
00:37:33.760 I fought, I fought a China man in the Philippines.
00:37:35.680 Dude, look at you.
00:37:36.480 About Japanese guys.
00:37:37.720 Nice guy, dude.
00:37:38.600 Nice guy. 1.00
00:37:39.040 Be his ass five rounds. 1.00
00:37:40.560 Oh, but yeah, no, that was a funny one. 1.00
00:37:42.540 Did you learn where he's from yet?
00:37:43.580 Is he from the China land or?
00:37:45.120 No, this guy's from Hawaii and I'll say this about him.
00:37:47.140 He's, uh, he's never ejaculated in his life.
00:37:51.000 No.
00:37:51.500 Yeah.
00:37:51.840 He has some sort of, uh.
00:37:53.020 Wait, wait, wait. 0.96
00:37:53.400 Who's never jerked off? 0.95
00:37:54.600 This kid, Raleigh Mow. 0.97
00:37:56.040 And he's, uh, he has like all, like Asperger's or something in his loins or whatever. 0.95
00:38:01.760 Wait, he's never jerked off? 0.97
00:38:03.000 Never in his life, buddy. 0.99
00:38:04.660 And not even in his sleep has he ejaculated. 1.00
00:38:06.240 Does he, does he fuck? 1.00
00:38:07.740 No. 1.00
00:38:08.300 No.
00:38:09.420 No, no, no, no. 0.99
00:38:10.080 He's never fucked. 0.99
00:38:11.280 Dude, he's not even, yeah, he's pretty small. 0.99
00:38:13.260 I don't know.
00:38:14.040 What does that mean? 1.00
00:38:14.840 Does a dick can't make it in the hole? 1.00
00:38:16.000 I didn't say that, I'm just saying. 1.00
00:38:18.080 Small people can't fuck? 1.00
00:38:20.180 I don't know. 1.00
00:38:21.140 Dude, sometimes, bro, real talk, real, honestly, dude, a plane crashes, right?
00:38:26.740 You gotta eat an ethnicity out of the gate. 1.00
00:38:28.760 Asian, soft, tender. 1.00
00:38:31.060 My man, dude.
00:38:31.620 I've been saying that.
00:38:32.700 Yeah.
00:38:33.020 And people are, like, disagree with me in the street. 0.66
00:38:35.140 I think black, I think dark meek would be tough. 1.00
00:38:37.100 Like, masculine, vascular, you know? 0.98
00:38:39.100 Black people are in, it's dense. 1.00
00:38:40.560 And now, if you're having a big dinner, if you're having a Thanksgiving or something, and you're 0.98
00:38:43.300 still out there with.
00:38:44.080 Bro, how come you haven't got that, man? 1.00
00:38:45.360 Like, I don't pay for sexy, but, like, does he just not want to fuck? 1.00
00:38:48.440 What's the deal? 0.99
00:38:49.080 He has some type of, um...
00:38:51.080 STD?
00:38:51.780 No, Asperger's. 1.00
00:38:53.280 So why does he just can't fuck? 1.00
00:38:54.640 Bro, we used to have, I used to have a couple of mentally unwell buddies, and we would go 1.00
00:38:58.380 to the Ramada, dude, and steal all the fucking plants out of the lobby and stuff while the 0.99
00:39:02.260 guy was out there smoking, and, uh... 0.98
00:39:05.800 Were you the buddy? 0.97
00:39:07.600 No, you were the mentally unwell buddy.
00:39:08.840 These guys were awesome, bro.
00:39:10.600 A lot of mentally unwell people are doing great, too.
00:39:12.560 We had a guy on here named Chris Nickich.
00:39:13.940 He won the Iditarod. 0.99
00:39:18.180 What the fuck's the Iditarod? 0.98
00:39:20.220 Iron Man. 1.00
00:39:20.940 No shit. 0.99
00:39:21.600 Yep. 1.00
00:39:22.120 Look at this, Sean.
00:39:22.860 Look at that neck, dude.
00:39:23.780 Jesus Christ.
00:39:25.240 Oh, definitely. 1.00
00:39:26.880 Do you think, does he fuck? 1.00
00:39:27.980 It's like, how autistic is he? 1.00
00:39:30.220 I know he wanted to go date.
00:39:31.500 He wanted to go out with women. 0.94
00:39:32.660 He wanted me to hook him up with women.
00:39:34.200 He likes blonde-haired women. 0.99
00:39:36.260 Yeah, but I'm just simply saying, dude, like, at what point?
00:39:39.160 Like, I think, look, I'll say this.
00:39:40.520 If he was on a, like, sex team, I bet I would... 0.84
00:39:44.520 Like, does he... 0.73
00:39:45.000 I'd let him back third.
00:39:45.540 Could he live on his own?
00:39:46.580 Could he live on his own?
00:39:47.460 Does he, like, does he need a chaperone?
00:39:49.060 Dude, he can swim a hundred miles. 1.00
00:39:50.800 I don't fuck. 1.00
00:39:51.300 Does it mean he can't fucking... 1.00
00:39:52.380 You think he can't make a cereal, dude? 1.00
00:39:53.800 He can swim a hundred miles.
00:39:56.400 Straight, Sean. 1.00
00:39:58.840 You think this dude can't fucking make up a fucking crepe or something at the house if 0.99
00:40:02.840 he wants it? 0.99
00:40:03.960 Okay, but this...
00:40:04.480 You think he can't find the wastebasket?
00:40:06.260 This is not where...
00:40:06.640 Look at this dude can do 90 chin-ups in a row.
00:40:10.420 Oh, this is a true story.
00:40:11.980 So, I went into the Rogan podcast, right?
00:40:14.240 And, dude, the Rogan put me up in a nice little spot.
00:40:16.300 Oh, he had four seasons?
00:40:17.160 It was a midget convention, bro. 1.00
00:40:19.100 Uh-uh. 1.00
00:40:19.540 I shit you not. 1.00
00:40:20.540 I'm not even fucking joking. 1.00
00:40:21.660 He's a one day. 0.99
00:40:22.380 Midget convention. 0.61
00:40:23.260 Yeah.
00:40:23.980 And so, literally, dude, it was just like...
00:40:25.360 I feel like it was like a...
00:40:26.400 A...
00:40:27.000 Tender, bro.
00:40:28.500 Like, all these... 1.00
00:40:29.940 They're just going there shacking up and fucking each other. 1.00
00:40:32.460 Really? 1.00
00:40:32.900 And I don't hate on it, bro. 0.96
00:40:33.940 I mean, I don't fucking hate on it. 0.87
00:40:35.160 But I'll never forget.
00:40:37.400 I'll never forget, dude.
00:40:39.760 Mean, angry little... 1.00
00:40:40.980 Angry little fucking... 1.00
00:40:42.580 Little person. 1.00
00:40:43.420 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:43.860 Well, yeah, some people say a little person.
00:40:45.340 Some people don't care.
00:40:46.660 Some of them care.
00:40:47.460 Some of them don't.
00:40:48.060 I know I have a friend.
00:40:49.080 Some of my friends, they say little people.
00:40:51.320 I don't know enough.
00:40:52.240 I don't have a consensus to know what's the best thing to say.
00:40:54.240 So, I'm in an elevator, right?
00:40:55.940 Yeah.
00:40:56.080 And it's like, serious... 0.97
00:40:57.040 Like, this really fucked up one. 0.98
00:40:58.320 Like, the crippled one comes in like... 1.00
00:40:59.660 The crippled...
00:41:00.200 What do you mean the crippled one? 1.00
00:41:01.160 Like, in a wheelchair. 0.98
00:41:03.300 Oh, wow.
00:41:04.280 So, how little...
00:41:05.080 At that point, you're down to a foot and a half, huh?
00:41:07.520 There was like a little angry looking little...
00:41:09.440 Yeah.
00:41:09.580 You know?
00:41:10.160 And every now and then, they get some good looking...
00:41:11.500 Oh, yeah.
00:41:12.040 My buddies...
00:41:13.420 My mom's ex-husband, same guy that died, the war guy.
00:41:18.280 And he...
00:41:19.500 His best friend married a little person. 1.00
00:41:22.620 Oh, no shit. 1.00
00:41:23.460 And they had a child that was a little person, I remember. 1.00
00:41:25.140 That's so fucked up, dude. 1.00
00:41:26.140 And he... 1.00
00:41:26.620 No, it was a good little kid.
00:41:27.680 I'd be so pissed off, dude.
00:41:29.160 Look at that.
00:41:29.780 Now, you telling me that?
00:41:30.900 Boy, I'd be pissed on, homie. 1.00
00:41:32.640 Shorty looking nice, boy.
00:41:35.760 Imagine that, dude.
00:41:37.000 Imagine you tell your girl it's time to go, and she's like, nah.
00:41:39.320 You just pick her up, walk away. 1.00
00:41:41.920 That's a fucking move, bro. 1.00
00:41:43.980 This dude is a war... 1.00
00:41:45.520 That dude is a king, bro.
00:41:47.220 No, yeah.
00:41:47.760 He's a king of little people. 0.99
00:41:49.120 But that's Tyrann...
00:41:50.000 What's his name?
00:41:50.840 Tyrannus?
00:41:52.180 Joffrey Tyrannus. 0.99
00:41:52.740 So, anyway, let me finish my fucking story, dude. 1.00
00:41:54.460 So, this fucking... 1.00
00:41:55.460 This little cripple backs his ass up in the elevator, right? 1.00
00:41:58.200 And there's a little... 1.00
00:41:58.980 By the number pad.
00:42:00.560 And she goes, oh, what number do you need? 0.98
00:42:03.100 And I was like, oh, you know, number like eighth or some shit. 0.98
00:42:05.200 You know? 0.91
00:42:05.460 And Rogan put me at the very bottom floor.
00:42:07.180 I was in no penthouse, but it was nice.
00:42:09.300 So, you know, it was nice.
00:42:11.600 I was expecting a little...
00:42:12.160 I mean, how much is Rogan?
00:42:13.180 How much is your net worth, bro?
00:42:14.360 Come on.
00:42:14.740 You can't...
00:42:15.020 You can't give me a sweet... 1.00
00:42:16.100 You can't give me a boday or some shit, dude. 1.00
00:42:17.700 What the fuck, Rogan? 1.00
00:42:18.600 I mean, what the fuck, bro? 1.00
00:42:19.680 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:42:20.380 You can't buy me a dinner, dude. 1.00
00:42:21.580 You just fucking... 1.00
00:42:22.380 You put me in here with the... 1.00
00:42:23.460 Anyways. 1.00
00:42:24.400 Yeah, I think you might did the fuck with me, too. 0.99
00:42:28.280 Because you know Rogan would do that. 0.99
00:42:29.620 Like, hey, let's find this hotel.
00:42:31.440 There's a little person convention.
00:42:33.000 So, anyways, I tell this...
00:42:34.060 Did you tell them they were there when you went?
00:42:35.940 No, man.
00:42:36.660 You know, me and Rogan, dude.
00:42:37.620 You know, it's like we're like frenemies.
00:42:39.120 Yeah.
00:42:39.260 So, anyways, like...
00:42:41.180 So, I tell the little person, like, you know, number seven.
00:42:45.780 And she looks at me.
00:42:46.480 She's like, I wasn't talking to you.
00:42:47.720 I was talking to him. 1.00
00:42:48.580 And I was like, fuck. 1.00
00:42:50.140 Like, you're an angry little person. 1.00
00:42:51.940 But did you say, like, hey, number seven, buddy?
00:42:53.960 No, I'm polite.
00:42:55.080 I'm a polite man, dude.
00:42:56.200 Really?
00:42:56.480 Anyways, but yeah.
00:42:57.120 So, what I'm thinking, dude, is the little people are mean. 0.50
00:42:59.000 Yeah.
00:42:59.540 They're not like the hobbits, bro.
00:43:00.760 They're like the other people, bro.
00:43:02.980 I'm trying to think.
00:43:03.700 Was there some little people that were famous for being mean?
00:43:07.040 I'm trying to think.
00:43:07.280 I don't know, man.
00:43:07.660 Dude, my favorite show growing up was that show. 1.00
00:43:10.340 Would you fuck your shit? 1.00
00:43:12.220 God, man. 1.00
00:43:13.980 I don't know, dude.
00:43:15.260 Yes, I would.
00:43:16.000 The second I'm trying to have any decent thoughts here, everything you've said, Sean,
00:43:20.700 has taken me completely into the 11th circle of Mordor. 1.00
00:43:23.940 By the way, you guys, if somebody would ask me right now, hey, Sean, would you fuck your shit? 1.00
00:43:27.220 I wouldn't be like, I don't know. 1.00
00:43:28.720 I'd be like, no, I'm good, man.
00:43:29.700 That's not really my type.
00:43:30.560 This man, if someone put a gun to my head right now and they said, Sean, do you think Theo Vaughn 0.99
00:43:35.620 has ever fucked him? 0.99
00:43:38.300 I don't know what I would say. 0.99
00:43:40.220 I think I would really, and dude, I'm impressed.
00:43:44.240 I'm impressed, dude.
00:43:45.480 Thanks, man.
00:43:45.600 Here's the thing.
00:43:46.060 I have this buddy.
00:43:46.640 I'm not going to name the guy.
00:43:48.480 But like.
00:43:49.360 You could say if he's a black guy or not, though. 0.97
00:43:50.900 He's definitely black, for sure. 0.98
00:43:52.000 Okay. 0.97
00:43:52.120 Where this is going.
00:43:53.480 Like, I admire, I admire you as a man.
00:43:57.580 He's a brave guy. 1.00
00:43:58.380 For putting your dick in that. 1.00
00:43:59.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:00.200 We're talking about, like, methadex dude.
00:44:01.520 Oh, really?
00:44:02.200 Oh, yeah.
00:44:02.520 He's a good looking dude. 1.00
00:44:03.700 He's a lot of pussy. 1.00
00:44:04.380 Good looking dude. 1.00
00:44:05.540 I would get so scared, I think, if somebody was, like, really.
00:44:09.500 You mean, like, the escorts you called?
00:44:11.240 Yeah.
00:44:11.560 I would just.
00:44:11.980 Oh, there were some women that I would just be like, this is just. 1.00
00:44:15.420 I don't need to be doing this.
00:44:17.260 They don't need to be doing this, you know?
00:44:19.360 Yeah.
00:44:19.520 It was just not the best.
00:44:20.900 Yeah.
00:44:21.480 Meeting. 1.00
00:44:22.060 Yeah, and I bet you've done some dirty shit, dude. 1.00
00:44:24.060 You just seem like that. 1.00
00:44:24.800 You got a mullet, bro.
00:44:25.760 Really?
00:44:26.160 I bet you got some stores, dude. 0.99
00:44:27.360 Dude, just because I look like shit doesn't mean I'm a bad guy. 0.99
00:44:29.700 I'm like. 1.00
00:44:30.820 You're a bad.
00:44:31.420 Why are you a bad guy? 1.00
00:44:32.420 Fucking horse. 1.00
00:44:33.140 That doesn't make you a bad guy. 1.00
00:44:34.240 Yeah, that's true. 0.99
00:44:35.500 Might make you a scumbag, but not a bad guy. 0.99
00:44:37.220 Yeah. 0.99
00:44:38.000 But also, here's the thing.
00:44:39.260 They are. 0.96
00:44:39.800 A lot of women are looking for sex. 1.00
00:44:43.260 Well, a lot of women are having to sell sex these days, which is crazy anyway. 1.00
00:44:46.420 That's one thing that's a little bit weird. 0.95
00:44:47.760 I'll say one thing about women, dude, and this is something that needs to be said. 1.00
00:44:50.400 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:52.920 No.
00:44:53.980 No, no, no.
00:44:54.540 I'm curious as to what it is, dude.
00:44:56.000 Think about like every mass shooting ever happened.
00:44:58.200 Okay. 1.00
00:44:59.040 Like, every mass shooting ever happened, at one point, that man went to go get some pussy. 1.00
00:45:05.160 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:05.380 He went to go get some pussy, and he had some woman say like, nah, fuck, I ain't gonna suck your dick. 1.00
00:45:10.000 I ain't gonna suck your dick. 1.00
00:45:11.120 And what I'm saying, dude, is women need to put out more. 1.00
00:45:14.920 Because no man has ever walked into a mall or a school and said, you know, I got so much fucking pussy. 1.00
00:45:19.300 I got so much fucking pussy, guys. 1.00
00:45:21.120 I just couldn't fucking take it. 1.00
00:45:22.600 I couldn't fucking take it. 0.98
00:45:24.140 So. 0.98
00:45:25.340 Yeah, you don't see Ric Flair, you know. 1.00
00:45:28.640 Yeah, oh my God, dude, so much pussy, I'm gonna lose my shit. 1.00
00:45:31.020 So it's like. 1.00
00:45:31.340 Yeah, you don't see him shooting up a Chili's, like, bar in the EFB.
00:45:36.000 So what I'm saying is, like, at what point don't women take responsibility for not. 0.83
00:45:40.540 Putting out?
00:45:41.060 Putting out.
00:45:42.140 But do you think men are appropriate, do they, men behave appropriately enough and operate 0.84
00:45:47.520 appropriately enough to deserve, like, that's another thing.
00:45:50.980 Here's the thing, dude.
00:45:51.580 A lot of dudes show up pretty much like, you know.
00:45:54.280 Bro. 1.00
00:45:54.620 Dudes will drive by just yelling pussy for me and shit like that. 1.00
00:45:58.120 It's like, that's not even taking a woman out, you know. 1.00
00:46:00.160 So for every really hot woman you guys meet, they won't fuck you. 1.00
00:46:06.000 Guess what? 1.00
00:46:06.700 She's fucking somebody else. 1.00
00:46:09.040 Like, what I'm saying, though, is like. 1.00
00:46:10.180 What do you mean about that?
00:46:10.860 So, like.
00:46:13.000 Say you go meet a princess.
00:46:14.800 Okay. 0.99
00:46:15.180 You meet this chick that she, you fucking love this chick. 0.99
00:46:18.100 Yeah. 0.99
00:46:18.440 Fucking love this chick. 1.00
00:46:19.520 She's your world. 1.00
00:46:20.140 You want to marry her.
00:46:20.940 Oh, yeah.
00:46:21.660 And say she's not putting out.
00:46:23.700 Well, I guarantee you, dude, she's not putting out for you, but she's putting out for somebody
00:46:26.680 else.
00:46:27.180 Oh.
00:46:27.920 So what I'm saying, dude.
00:46:29.260 Women, man. 1.00
00:46:29.840 The root of all problems. 1.00
00:46:30.800 We shouldn't have a fucking vote, dude. 0.99
00:46:32.800 You think? 1.00
00:46:33.340 Oh, fuck yeah, dude. 1.00
00:46:34.140 Women suck, dude. 1.00
00:46:35.000 Women suck. 1.00
00:46:35.080 But men vote for all kind of shitty things. 1.00
00:46:36.920 Look at that fucking. 1.00
00:46:37.580 Why do women vote for that? 1.00
00:46:39.200 Because the thing is getting a pussy. 1.00
00:46:40.380 And for every liberal, for every liberal man, he's doing it because there's some dirty 1.00
00:46:45.280 liberal feminist woman he's trying to fuck. 1.00
00:46:48.540 Oh, that could be true. 1.00
00:46:49.400 That's a weird.
00:46:50.120 Now, that's a pretty crazy.
00:46:51.340 Anytime.
00:46:51.760 No, this is facts. 1.00
00:46:52.700 This is fucking facts, bro. 0.99
00:46:53.400 I don't know if it is. 0.99
00:46:54.280 What is it?
00:46:54.560 Every time.
00:46:55.280 No, it's facts, bro.
00:46:56.080 It's facts. 0.99
00:46:57.220 Every time a man is with a liberal woman, dude, you just see the fucking soul just being 1.00
00:47:02.240 sucked out of his body. 1.00
00:47:03.560 Liberal women, bro. 1.00
00:47:04.660 Fucking A. 1.00
00:47:05.600 Got to put them back in the fucking kitchen, dude. 1.00
00:47:08.000 Well, I think if you want to think about, God, there's so many things going on here. 0.99
00:47:11.540 I don't know how you've survived, Sean.
00:47:14.980 You're wild, dude.
00:47:15.720 It's true, though, dude.
00:47:16.400 It's true, though. 0.82
00:47:17.160 What is one good thing?
00:47:17.800 Well, let's talk about one thing at a time.
00:47:19.680 Okay, what's one good thing a woman ever adds to society? 1.00
00:47:23.100 Well, you could start off with Amelia Earhart. 1.00
00:47:25.340 Look, a bitch got lost. 1.00
00:47:26.980 Okay. 1.00
00:47:27.480 Look, we prefer the term MIA.
00:47:29.860 Yeah, there we go.
00:47:30.540 Okay.
00:47:31.060 But, yeah, she's still missing.
00:47:33.980 I will say that, right?
00:47:36.320 Yeah.
00:47:36.580 But that, I mean, look. 1.00
00:47:37.720 I mean, that bitch should not be fine at playing. 1.00
00:47:39.120 The picture, dude, of her getting in his playing, you're like, if this lady isn't going just 1.00
00:47:44.280 to the mall, we're fucked, you know? 0.98
00:47:47.000 That's like what I'm saying, dude. 0.99
00:47:47.920 Let's look at America.
00:47:49.300 Look at his 19 win, was it, Nick?
00:47:51.740 Bro, but we gave women too much power. 1.00
00:47:53.180 Look at Kamla Harrison, bro. 0.71
00:47:54.480 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:47:54.760 We gave these bitches too much power. 1.00
00:47:56.780 Oh, dude. 1.00
00:47:57.520 But we did it for pussy, dude, and this is what I try to tell you guys. 0.99
00:47:59.600 Okay, this is the part I don't understand. 1.00
00:48:01.760 We do it for fucking pussy. 1.00
00:48:02.540 You think guys are saying, hey, I want to make love to this lady, so I'm going to... 1.00
00:48:09.120 Give them the right to vote or the right to...
00:48:12.460 Like, I guess, right?
00:48:15.820 Bro, when you're a kid, like, you know you compromise yourself to get laid.
00:48:19.260 Oh, yeah.
00:48:20.400 No, but I'm saying, dude, and this is what I'm trying to tell you guys.
00:48:22.800 Yeah, what is it?
00:48:24.320 Like, there used to be... 0.95
00:48:26.140 Again, I'm not a fucking... 0.98
00:48:27.080 I'm not a Muslim. 1.00
00:48:28.080 I don't believe in that shit. 1.00
00:48:29.080 You know, I believe, like, take off the fucking burka. 1.00
00:48:31.260 Slims, we call them. 1.00
00:48:32.320 Yeah, Slims, bro.
00:48:33.200 Take off the burka, put on a bikini, you know? 1.00
00:48:34.920 What's that little porn star named Mila Katif? 1.00
00:48:37.220 Oh, uh... 0.99
00:48:38.300 The...
00:48:38.940 The Willy Katana, huh? 0.98
00:48:40.080 I don't fucking know her, dude. 0.98
00:48:41.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:48:41.560 I don't watch it.
00:48:42.340 Yeah, but they're watching for sure, dude.
00:48:43.580 I have a feeling now, though.
00:48:44.800 You know, Zuck? 1.00
00:48:46.280 I bet Zuck is in some weird shit, dude. 1.00
00:48:48.280 Mark Zuckerberg. 1.00
00:48:49.020 But that's because of money.
00:48:50.160 He's not banned my Instagram, dude.
00:48:51.560 No, but...
00:48:51.920 Is he?
00:48:52.220 But rich people get into weird stuff because they run out of... 0.98
00:48:56.260 Because just fucking becomes something poor people do. 0.98
00:48:58.940 Dude, but we got off subject. 0.99
00:49:00.200 We're talking about men and women.
00:49:00.700 Yeah, we got off every...
00:49:01.520 We haven't been on a subject.
00:49:02.940 We're talking about men and women here, dude.
00:49:04.500 Were we?
00:49:04.980 Is that what we're talking about?
00:49:05.300 Yeah, we're talking about men and women.
00:49:06.380 So, like, what I'm saying, dude, men used to be men. 0.98
00:49:08.260 Like, there used to be a time and a place, dude, where, like, go fucking chop down trees 0.99
00:49:12.480 and, you know, go fucking conquer nations, go fight the Indians. 1.00
00:49:16.580 And then all of a sudden, bro, we just let these fucking women... 1.00
00:49:20.440 But I don't think it's because of women. 1.00
00:49:21.960 Let me think.
00:49:23.440 Well, here's right here.
00:49:24.540 Ten incredible inventions by women that changed the world. 0.92
00:49:27.120 Let's look at some of them.
00:49:28.320 The circular saw. 1.00
00:49:30.640 Yeah, I don't know about that shit, dude. 1.00
00:49:32.780 Okay. 1.00
00:49:33.580 The dishwasher.
00:49:34.720 Bro.
00:49:35.480 The life raft.
00:49:36.920 The life raft? 1.00
00:49:38.380 All this shit, like, yeah. 0.99
00:49:39.600 Dude, we hit... 1.00
00:49:40.020 Hey.
00:49:40.760 The life raft.
00:49:41.240 Hold on.
00:49:41.540 We didn't need a dishwasher, bro.
00:49:43.280 Why do you think I'm women? 1.00
00:49:44.880 Well, look.
00:49:45.680 Of course they're going to invent the dishwasher.
00:49:48.420 That's kind of a no-brainer, right? 0.99
00:49:50.100 Fucking A, man. 0.99
00:49:50.340 I'll give you that one, Sean. 0.99
00:49:51.300 They're trying to make their life a little bit easier.
00:49:52.880 Listen, God made you guys with hands for a reason.
00:49:55.520 Dude, one of my first jokes was, if God didn't want you in the kitchen...
00:49:59.520 Oh, if God didn't want you to cook, why did he put milk and eggs in your body? 0.71
00:50:02.920 Oh, well, there we go.
00:50:03.840 It's facts.
00:50:04.820 But what I'm saying, you guys...
00:50:06.160 That's facts, bro.
00:50:07.240 That's facts.
00:50:07.780 That's just some white guy saying that in the back of the Durango Casino out here in Las
00:50:13.700 Vegas, Nevada, off the strip, but beautiful and safe.
00:50:16.840 Yeah, we're in a nice place, dude. 1.00
00:50:18.920 There's a lot of pussy. 1.00
00:50:19.820 You guys like this shit, dude. 1.00
00:50:20.800 Come swing by. 1.00
00:50:21.580 Yeah, that's another way to advertise it, though.
00:50:23.880 I think we covered both of that.
00:50:25.260 But, dude, here's the thing, like...
00:50:27.400 I can see you being a car salesman, dude.
00:50:29.360 Nah.
00:50:29.900 Get on over here to Sean's car, Sean, and you just beat somebody into the car. 1.00
00:50:34.160 You're like, get in the fucking car, you... 1.00
00:50:35.940 Yeah, don't be a fucking pussy. 1.00
00:50:37.200 Your wife's going to fuck the neighbor if you don't buy this car. 1.00
00:50:39.100 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:50:39.400 Your neighbor has this fucking car. 1.00
00:50:40.860 You want to start fucking the neighbor? 1.00
00:50:42.360 No, but, like, dude, I love... 1.00
00:50:43.620 Like, I'm such an advocate for women, but, like, they've lost their place. 1.00
00:50:47.500 Well, it became financial, dude.
00:50:49.260 That's what happened.
00:50:49.840 I mean, women were tired of, like, oh, men have the money so they can... 1.00
00:50:54.160 Because men started being abusive to women.
00:50:56.140 It wasn't like men were being cool to women.
00:50:58.880 If men were being cool to women, they'd have been like, yeah, I can just be a mom and take 1.00
00:51:03.900 care of the home.
00:51:04.700 No, no, dude.
00:51:05.540 What happened?
00:51:06.500 I'll tell you guys what happened.
00:51:07.840 It's going to be a little rant.
00:51:08.740 I'm going to bear with me.
00:51:10.180 Yeah, I've been bearing with all of this.
00:51:11.620 Yeah, so I'll tell you what happened.
00:51:13.080 Look, I don't know what happened. 1.00
00:51:15.760 Corporations are the fucking devil. 1.00
00:51:17.640 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:51:18.120 They are the fucking devil, bro. 1.00
00:51:19.640 They are the enemy of the free people. 1.00
00:51:21.980 God, I fucking hate them. 1.00
00:51:23.500 Yeah, I mean, let's get those money. 1.00
00:51:25.140 Fucking A, you know, fucking pull out your latte. 1.00
00:51:27.580 Yeah, but... 1.00
00:51:28.420 I'll take a little money from them, but after that, fuck you again. 1.00
00:51:30.880 Fuck you. 1.00
00:51:31.800 So... 1.00
00:51:32.200 And who are you talking about, McDonald's?
00:51:34.560 Who are you talking about, say, at Exxon?
00:51:36.440 No, I mean, all of them.
00:51:38.260 All of them, dude.
00:51:38.840 And it's getting worse.
00:51:39.840 So, this is where, like, I'm such a big advocate for men.
00:51:43.560 And people take me as I hate on women, but I don't.
00:51:47.020 So, I just look at history for what happened. 0.99
00:51:50.200 During World War II, whenever there was a shortage of, you know, men making bombs and shit, 0.99
00:51:56.360 we had to pull the women out of the kitchen. 1.00
00:51:58.160 Worse thing we've ever fucking did, dude. 1.00
00:51:59.480 Fuck you, Hitler. 1.00
00:52:00.500 Worse thing we ever fucking did. 1.00
00:52:02.980 So... 0.99
00:52:03.420 Because we took women out of being moms, right? 1.00
00:52:05.460 You know, so what we did is...
00:52:06.860 And they had to become...
00:52:08.340 So, after World War II, after World War II, we're in the situation now where we have,
00:52:12.260 you know, more...
00:52:13.440 We have labor.
00:52:14.380 That's like Rosie the Riveter, right?
00:52:15.680 Like, whenever they had the... 1.00
00:52:16.580 Yeah, fuck that. 1.00
00:52:17.520 Fuck that. 1.00
00:52:18.160 I don't know. 1.00
00:52:18.840 That's not it. 1.00
00:52:19.500 You ruined fucking America, Rosie. 1.00
00:52:21.180 Get your ass back in the kitchen. 1.00
00:52:22.260 But she... 1.00
00:52:22.740 I don't know.
00:52:23.280 And this woman, I think, also was into women, too. 0.96
00:52:25.280 If you zoom in on her.
00:52:26.080 Oh, yeah, no, I'm not ashamed of them.
00:52:29.440 So, that's the only thing I'd like to watch you do.
00:52:31.520 Anyways.
00:52:32.360 So, what happened, dude, is you have, like... 0.99
00:52:35.260 The corporations are in line with the government to make people fucking slaves. 0.98
00:52:42.880 They make people slaves for our cell phones. 0.99
00:52:45.000 They make people slaves.
00:52:46.580 So, what you have happening is...
00:52:49.260 They realize that when you get more people working, more people consume.
00:52:53.660 So, we've artificially lowered pay.
00:52:58.380 We've increased spending.
00:52:59.960 We've done inflation.
00:53:02.280 Like, it is all a scam from corporations that own our government to make men make less.
00:53:08.240 To make men do more.
00:53:10.640 To make the value of man go down.
00:53:12.780 This is why they're trying to, like, blur the gender lines. 1.00
00:53:15.840 Yeah.
00:53:16.140 And this is why people think I'm crazy. 1.00
00:53:17.660 Like, oh, I'd fucking kill Drakus. 1.00
00:53:18.920 Because there was a point in American history when you got fucked, for instance. 1.00
00:53:24.100 Do we want to talk about the government? 0.99
00:53:25.520 Yeah. 0.97
00:53:27.280 We've spent more on Ukraine, infrastructure, whatever the fuck it is, than we've spent in 0.73
00:53:32.560 the year in building rope. 0.96
00:53:33.820 Oh, I think it's unbelievable.
00:53:35.220 We've...
00:53:35.540 We've...
00:53:36.120 We've could have financed cancer treatments for all Americans for, you know, what? 0.99
00:53:41.760 A fucking five years? 0.98
00:53:43.040 I mean, the numbers are there. 1.00
00:53:44.580 Oh, we could have solved crimes.
00:53:46.520 We could have done...
00:53:47.640 What else could we have done?
00:53:48.840 So, by what I'm saying, there was a point in American history.
00:53:52.200 I'm a January 6th supporter, if you can't tell.
00:53:54.620 Yeah.
00:53:54.920 It's going to demonetize now.
00:53:56.780 But there was a point in American history...
00:53:58.200 Say January 7th.
00:53:59.200 January 7th.
00:53:59.960 January 7th.
00:54:00.840 But there was a point in American history where, like, you would tell a man, hey, we're
00:54:05.640 going to take 33% of your paycheck out of your check, and we're going to go give it 0.99
00:54:10.740 to fucking Ukraine. 1.00
00:54:11.860 We're going to go give it to fucking Israel. 1.00
00:54:13.560 We're going to go give it to everybody else that's not fucking you. 1.00
00:54:16.060 Right. 0.99
00:54:16.280 The only people who haven't been affected by inflation is politicians. 0.99
00:54:19.740 You think these motherfuckers are getting pay cuts? 1.00
00:54:22.220 You think they're getting... 1.00
00:54:23.280 You think whenever it comes time...
00:54:24.440 They're getting kickbacks.
00:54:25.000 Yeah.
00:54:25.240 You think when it comes time to that. 0.95
00:54:26.980 But this is what we've done by letting women infect us. 1.00
00:54:30.720 This is what we've done.
00:54:31.460 We've blurred the lines.
00:54:32.800 And look, now they're trying to take away...
00:54:34.620 Now they're trying to just completely...
00:54:35.920 That's where I want to make the connection a little bit.
00:54:37.620 Because I'm with you whenever you get, like, yes, they're trying to make men weak.
00:54:41.160 They're trying to make the lines blurred.
00:54:42.680 That's why even when I said when I was thinking about China, when you're there, you don't...
00:54:45.900 Everything just seems like a group of people that follow whatever the next notification on
00:54:51.120 their phone is, that go to work, that have no feelings left a lot of times.
00:54:55.120 And I'm not judging all Chinese people.
00:54:56.560 I'm just saying a general feeling you get when you're there.
00:54:58.960 So it's not women. 1.00
00:54:59.260 It's not women. 1.00
00:54:59.800 And it's people understanding that, like, you don't want two sexes. 1.00
00:55:04.200 You want a blurred line of fucking working robots. 0.99
00:55:09.420 Right. 0.99
00:55:09.820 But they've slowly...
00:55:10.720 They, like, look at, you know, income tax. 0.97
00:55:12.940 That wasn't a fucking thing until, like, what, 19... 0.96
00:55:15.020 When did income tax become a thing? 0.98
00:55:16.700 1912? 0.95
00:55:17.860 I mean, I don't fucking know. 0.97
00:55:18.960 When did they do it, huh? 0.96
00:55:20.280 Yeah, find out. 1.00
00:55:20.780 Hold it up, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:55:21.440 See, I tried that. 1.00
00:55:22.420 All right.
00:55:24.020 When did income tax start?
00:55:25.100 There was one in...
00:55:26.300 In 1861.
00:55:27.800 No, that was a short period tax for a war effort.
00:55:31.380 Okay.
00:55:31.780 But they made it a federal law...
00:55:34.120 When did federal income tax start?
00:55:35.660 Full-time.
00:55:36.340 Yeah, full-time.
00:55:37.700 Say what?
00:55:38.220 1814?
00:55:39.520 1914. 1.00
00:55:39.920 This man fucking knows. 1.00
00:55:41.340 This man fucking knows. 1.00
00:55:44.000 1914. 0.99
00:55:45.140 But what you need to understand, dude, there is a point in human history and being a man. 0.99
00:55:50.020 I mean, we fought a fucking war. 0.95
00:55:51.640 Yeah, I remember this. 1.00
00:55:52.440 My fucking stepdad was in it. 1.00
00:55:53.420 He was fucking in it. 1.00
00:55:54.200 He got a sword from the fucking English. 1.00
00:55:56.100 He fought the Redcoats. 1.00
00:55:57.220 So you're fucking this man. 1.00
00:55:57.960 I told you, dude. 1.00
00:55:58.760 This man has a lineage of heroes.
00:56:01.320 But there was a point where they would say, hey, you would come take 33% of my paycheck. 1.00
00:56:06.180 I'm going to kill you. 1.00
00:56:06.860 You can't fucking do that. 1.00
00:56:08.040 And now you don't have a choice anymore. 0.99
00:56:09.200 And now you're going to go and you're going to give it to Ukraine. 1.00
00:56:11.680 You're going to give it to all these other fucking countries. 1.00
00:56:13.380 I agree. 1.00
00:56:13.840 I say fuck those other places that we should... 1.00
00:56:16.760 And we don't even have a choice anymore. 1.00
00:56:19.080 It's like no matter who you vote for...
00:56:20.220 Because they took the nuts away from men. 0.76
00:56:23.320 But I feel like they did it in this backhanded way where they just...
00:56:26.760 Slowly, slowly.
00:56:27.600 Right.
00:56:27.900 Oh, so slowly.
00:56:29.040 I mean, they took a little bit of nut at a time.
00:56:30.800 You didn't even notice it was missing.
00:56:32.300 Yeah.
00:56:32.480 And then suddenly...
00:56:32.880 And next thing you know, you got no nuts, dude.
00:56:34.120 Now it's like women got nuts. 1.00
00:56:35.340 Now women have more nuts than we do. 1.00
00:56:36.760 Now the women have the nuts, dude. 1.00
00:56:37.920 Dude, it's...
00:56:38.320 Oh, dude.
00:56:38.800 It's crazy now. 1.00
00:56:39.780 If you want to fucking jerk off, you got to ask your wife for your dick half the time. 1.00
00:56:44.180 Oh, man, dude. 1.00
00:56:44.800 Ask Ian fucking Gary. 0.98
00:56:45.820 You hear about that? 0.99
00:56:46.640 Who did it?
00:56:47.040 Ian Gary, bro.
00:56:47.920 Uh-uh.
00:56:48.360 What happened to him? 1.00
00:56:49.220 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:56:49.800 His wife's a wag, bro. 1.00
00:56:51.020 Oh, really? 0.89
00:56:51.460 Yeah, wag. 0.72
00:56:52.220 We'll ignore that, dude.
00:56:52.920 We're talking about...
00:56:53.940 We're talking about America, dude.
00:56:56.680 I hope she's all right.
00:56:57.600 No, she's all right, dude.
00:56:58.720 I mean, she's not all right.
00:56:59.560 I mean, she is fine, though.
00:57:00.440 She's fine for an old lady. 0.99
00:57:01.660 She is? 0.92
00:57:02.640 I'll give you a gist of it.
00:57:03.780 Okay.
00:57:04.220 Ian Gary.
00:57:04.960 Ian Gary.
00:57:05.440 I know who he is.
00:57:05.960 Young stud, bro.
00:57:06.840 Young stud. 1.00
00:57:07.240 He just got a fucking pneumonia and shit. 1.00
00:57:09.880 He had to pull off his fight. 1.00
00:57:10.720 Pneumonia, right?
00:57:11.440 I guess that's pneumonia that works for fear.
00:57:14.900 Anyways, his wife wrote a book on how to be a wag.
00:57:18.360 And a wag is pretty much a...
00:57:19.880 What is it?
00:57:20.300 Whites against what?
00:57:22.580 I mean, she's fine, bro.
00:57:25.040 She's fine.
00:57:26.240 Am I missing it?
00:57:27.960 Wives and girlfriends. 0.92
00:57:29.280 She wrote a book on how to... 0.92
00:57:30.660 We had wham in our town.
00:57:31.660 Whites against Mexicans.
00:57:32.140 She wrote a book on how to... 0.93
00:57:32.880 Yeah, wham.
00:57:34.340 But that was...
00:57:35.020 And dude, we didn't have any Mexicans. 0.96
00:57:36.260 We had one kid that was like pseudo-Chinese or whatever.
00:57:38.620 Yeah, I grew up in Riverside. 0.71
00:57:39.560 It was usually whites and Mexicans were against blacks. 0.91
00:57:42.460 Oh, really? 0.92
00:57:43.020 Yeah, Riverside.
00:57:43.960 Dude, you know blacks and aliens don't get along, dude. 1.00
00:57:46.300 Yeah, that's facts, dude. 1.00
00:57:47.660 That's the shit that I've been hearing, dude. 0.99
00:57:49.120 And you know who told me that? 1.00
00:57:50.820 Blacks. 1.00
00:57:51.540 Fucking... 1.00
00:57:52.140 I don't think you say blacks, bro. 1.00
00:57:53.700 It's African-American.
00:57:54.200 It's all right. 0.66
00:57:55.060 African-American blacks. 0.71
00:57:56.400 Yeah, it's all right. 0.99
00:57:56.960 You're pretty much black, bro. 1.00
00:57:58.360 I wouldn't say that. 1.00
00:57:59.460 Nah, you're black, dude. 1.00
00:58:00.460 I'm not. 0.99
00:58:01.060 You get a pass.
00:58:02.240 I'm not trying to get one.
00:58:03.720 You know what I'm saying, dude?
00:58:05.380 Look, I'm not breaking out my pass in front of people 0.99
00:58:08.100 and be like, hey, this fucking wig over here 0.99
00:58:11.260 gave it to me. 1.00
00:58:12.060 Bro, I just hope...
00:58:12.080 Dude, I just hope no one ever plays racist chicken with me.
00:58:14.940 Yeah.
00:58:15.120 Like, if somebody ever plays racist...
00:58:16.600 I'm going to lose, guys.
00:58:17.660 And you're going to have to give me some credit 0.99
00:58:18.700 because I'm going to fucking lose. 0.99
00:58:20.080 Don't racist chicken me. 1.00
00:58:21.220 I'm going to lose. 1.00
00:58:22.280 I'm going to fucking lose. 0.99
00:58:24.140 Well, I think there should be... 0.98
00:58:25.520 I think if you do well enough in a year,
00:58:29.660 you should...
00:58:30.160 I'm not saying you should be able to say whatever you want,
00:58:31.960 but I think they should give you a half hour.
00:58:33.200 What if it's a song?
00:58:33.900 What if it's a good song?
00:58:34.840 Like, this is the end one.
00:58:35.700 Oh, that is okay, I think.
00:58:37.000 If you paid whatever the fee is on Apple Tunes or whatever...
00:58:40.500 Yeah, you should be able to say it.
00:58:41.380 I think you should.
00:58:42.260 You know, I don't think...
00:58:44.300 But maybe you pay every time you use it. 0.99
00:58:45.600 Yeah, we got two fucking... 1.00
00:58:47.720 This man's brain's fried from drugs. 1.00
00:58:49.980 My brain is fried from brain damage, 0.99
00:58:51.600 so we're just kind of fucking all over the place here. 0.98
00:58:53.360 I can't help it. 0.84
00:58:53.900 Sorry, guys.
00:58:54.360 I think we're doing fine.
00:58:55.540 Yeah.
00:58:56.560 But what I'm saying is this, buddy,
00:58:58.080 is that if you...
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01:02:22.360 What I'm saying is this, buddy,
01:02:23.420 is that if you...
01:02:25.420 What were you saying? 1.00
01:02:26.620 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00
01:02:27.780 We're talking about wags. 1.00
01:02:28.760 So Ian Gary, bro,
01:02:30.140 he's like this young stud, 26. 0.99
01:02:31.880 His wife's like fucking 40-something, right? 1.00
01:02:34.120 I mean, she's a good-looking woman. 1.00
01:02:35.380 They're both very handsome.
01:02:37.520 I mean, I don't know about that.
01:02:38.700 He kind of looks like...
01:02:39.460 Ian Gary's a handsome guy.
01:02:40.560 Ian Gary kind of looks like...
01:02:40.960 Look at his child.
01:02:41.760 I mean, a beautiful kid.
01:02:42.840 Bro, I don't miss that.
01:02:43.680 He looks a little dark.
01:02:45.180 What?
01:02:46.980 I mean, if you look at his skin tone, 0.92
01:02:48.400 it looks a little dark.
01:02:49.260 We also...
01:02:49.680 I have no clue what the tones on this monitor are set at, but...
01:02:52.460 I mean, tell me that his kid does not look a little dark.
01:02:54.140 Go back to the kid.
01:02:54.640 Can you zoom in on the child?
01:02:55.180 The child looks very happy.
01:02:59.920 I don't know, man.
01:03:01.600 That kid looks happy.
01:03:03.160 But yeah, what does the kid look like, though?
01:03:05.360 Look like Ian Gary, a little twin, a little...
01:03:07.200 It's weird, because you're supposed to look like your dad
01:03:08.600 when you're born, too.
01:03:09.520 He's tall, and he's Irish as well, isn't he?
01:03:11.560 He's got to be the tallest Irishman, huh?
01:03:13.020 He's very tall, isn't he?
01:03:13.780 So anyways, moving on, dude.
01:03:14.840 Moving on, dude.
01:03:15.460 He's a good.
01:03:15.680 Moving on, dude.
01:03:16.300 Moving on.
01:03:16.720 So the wife went through, like... 1.00
01:03:18.600 She got fucking ran through on the soccer scene. 0.99
01:03:21.120 So she wrote a book on how to be a wag, 0.99
01:03:23.360 on how to be a famous woman with an athlete,
01:03:25.500 or how to be a woman with an athlete.
01:03:26.980 Yeah. 0.99
01:03:27.360 Bitch wrote a book about this, like, eight years, 1.00
01:03:29.480 I don't know, eight years ago. 0.99
01:03:30.540 Okay.
01:03:32.120 So she goes... 0.56
01:03:33.340 Yeah, there's a book, how to be a wag.
01:03:34.660 And dude, she's fine, bro.
01:03:35.560 She's fine for an old lady. 0.99
01:03:36.980 She's fine.
01:03:37.860 Yeah, she looks pretty to me.
01:03:39.340 Yeah, no, I'm like five years...
01:03:40.660 Like, in 10 years, she's gonna hit that guilt status, you know?
01:03:44.160 But...
01:03:44.680 Dude, you're gonna get me beat up by Ian Gary, dude. 0.99
01:03:48.720 I'm fucking Ian Gary, bro. 0.99
01:03:50.180 So... 0.98
01:03:50.380 Yeah, you can say that, dude.
01:03:51.980 I have to just be some guy wandering around
01:03:54.520 backstage at a UFC event,
01:03:56.340 looking for a water fountain or something,
01:03:58.440 and Ian Gary comes down the hall, dude. 1.00
01:04:00.560 He's gonna do shit, bro. 1.00
01:04:01.480 He's gonna do... 1.00
01:04:01.820 His wife's a wag. 1.00
01:04:02.560 So anyways... 0.93
01:04:03.020 Yeah, but that's gonna help me...
01:04:04.920 So anyways...
01:04:05.440 When I have to say hello to him.
01:04:06.600 So this young man, 1.00
01:04:07.760 who probably hadn't got a lot of pussy, 1.00
01:04:09.020 he goes and falls into this black hole, right? 1.00
01:04:11.600 And then the succubus is what I like to call her. 0.97
01:04:16.220 He's a victim.
01:04:17.580 But why do you have it out for this guy?
01:04:19.480 I don't have it out for this guy.
01:04:20.560 It's just like...
01:04:21.140 It's insane to me that like... 0.99
01:04:23.600 This woman wrote a book on how to fucking date famous. 1.00
01:04:26.920 The next thing you know, she's with you. 1.00
01:04:28.220 She's like, what?
01:04:29.220 15...
01:04:29.520 How much older is she than him?
01:04:31.880 15.
01:04:32.800 She's 15 years older.
01:04:34.640 She's 40...
01:04:35.240 30 years older?
01:04:36.380 13 years older, bro.
01:04:38.400 Like...
01:04:38.680 It's not that much older, is it?
01:04:39.580 It's not that, but like... 1.00
01:04:41.180 You're a young fucking stud, dude. 0.99
01:04:42.820 And you're with like this old... 1.00
01:04:44.140 Okay, furthermore.
01:04:46.280 He, uh...
01:04:47.580 Furthermore, I like that.
01:04:48.820 Yeah, no, we'll continue this.
01:04:50.200 No, no, I don't...
01:04:50.780 Yeah, I just never hear it.
01:04:51.380 Yeah, so he changed his last name
01:04:53.840 to Ian Gary Machado.
01:04:56.340 I remember that.
01:04:57.180 To match the ex-husband's last name.
01:04:59.920 Her ex-husband?
01:05:00.840 Yes, bro.
01:05:02.060 No way.
01:05:04.140 I mean, what do we say to that, dude? 0.99
01:05:06.300 What the fuck do we say to that? 0.98
01:05:07.380 Ian Gary Machado. 0.99
01:05:08.320 Ian Gary Machado.
01:05:09.980 Ian Machado Gary?
01:05:11.860 What is it, Nick?
01:05:12.820 Well, middle name last name. 0.96
01:05:14.000 We don't fucking hyphenated name. 0.99
01:05:15.280 We don't fucking matter. 0.98
01:05:16.320 But what is your issue here? 0.99
01:05:17.420 I don't understand what the issue is.
01:05:18.100 It's not an issue, bro. 1.00
01:05:19.080 It's just fucked up. 0.99
01:05:19.920 Okay. 0.99
01:05:20.080 It's like you just like... 0.99
01:05:20.820 It just fucked up, dude. 1.00
01:05:21.680 She's a succubus. 1.00
01:05:22.620 Okay.
01:05:23.460 And you should...
01:05:23.940 Like, no.
01:05:24.460 Like, why did no...
01:05:25.800 Why did this man not have a...
01:05:27.000 I mean, he got kicked out of the gym
01:05:28.160 because of her.
01:05:29.660 So...
01:05:30.140 Machado is actually her maiden name.
01:05:32.540 That's been often said
01:05:33.880 that it was her ex-husband's name
01:05:35.800 that he ain't come,
01:05:36.660 but it was her ex-husband's name.
01:05:38.500 Okay.
01:05:38.820 So, I'm saying...
01:05:40.660 I'm getting fact-checked.
01:05:41.820 Yeah.
01:05:42.100 There's a little Twitter box.
01:05:43.120 Fact-check.
01:05:43.800 Yeah.
01:05:44.920 Yeah.
01:05:46.160 Yeah.
01:05:46.560 So, that's not it.
01:05:47.320 Well, I...
01:05:48.440 So, wait, wait.
01:05:48.900 How come...
01:05:49.400 Either way.
01:05:49.980 Either way, dude.
01:05:50.540 I mean...
01:05:50.980 Or do you have to fight him or not?
01:05:52.300 No.
01:05:52.600 I mean, I don't give... 0.99
01:05:52.960 I'll fucking starch that man. 1.00
01:05:54.320 I'll kill that man. 1.00
01:05:54.960 Anyways. 1.00
01:05:55.400 Damn, bro. 1.00
01:05:55.860 You can't. 1.00
01:05:56.580 Bro, you have killed...
01:05:58.560 I don't know if we're gonna get in trouble 0.98
01:05:59.580 because you've killed two people
01:06:01.020 during this thing.
01:06:01.780 No, I'm not killing...
01:06:02.740 I'm just saying, like, you know,
01:06:03.900 push comes to shove, you know? 0.99
01:06:05.100 Fucking... 1.00
01:06:06.180 Push always comes to shove with you, 1.00
01:06:07.720 it seems like,
01:06:08.100 because...
01:06:09.120 Yeah, you just push that guy...
01:06:11.420 So, what I'm saying...
01:06:12.160 What I'm saying is
01:06:12.800 I would never want to make fun of his...
01:06:14.320 And I hope...
01:06:15.840 Ian and Gary,
01:06:16.260 I hope you and your family...
01:06:17.280 I hope you guys have a long life
01:06:19.400 and a good thing
01:06:20.120 that they don't make Viagra for women
01:06:21.460 because, you know...
01:06:22.540 I mean, how does that work?
01:06:25.160 How does that work
01:06:25.820 when you hit, like, 60? 1.00
01:06:26.640 Dude, you love this shit, dude. 1.00
01:06:28.640 Do you like talking shit more 1.00
01:06:30.220 since you've had more success recently 1.00
01:06:31.940 or did you think about talking shit 0.99
01:06:33.380 as much back in the day? 0.99
01:06:33.920 I mean, am I talking... 0.99
01:06:35.080 I mean, oh, goddamn, dude. 0.99
01:06:36.180 You probably got that from the ex-husband. 1.00
01:06:39.140 A little herpes.
01:06:40.120 A little herpes. 0.99
01:06:42.600 That was a black rapper name 0.96
01:06:44.000 you don't hear much, huh? 0.97
01:06:45.840 Herpes is more of a white thing, huh? 0.99
01:06:47.800 I mean, I don't fucking know. 0.98
01:06:49.300 He doesn't really have herpes. 0.99
01:06:50.020 But you don't hear a lot of black guys 0.99
01:06:50.960 be like, yeah, I got herpes, dog. 1.00
01:06:51.700 Have you ever went to fuck a chick 1.00
01:06:53.480 who's told you she's had herpes? 1.00
01:06:56.680 I'm not that good at sex, man.
01:06:58.720 So I don't...
01:06:59.520 Well, you've never been, like,
01:07:00.640 you've never had a girl back 0.99
01:07:01.780 and, like...
01:07:02.840 I've never had a stalker.
01:07:04.000 And they've never thrown out...
01:07:04.860 I've never had a girl, like, 1.00
01:07:05.740 pass back by one time.
01:07:07.080 They've never thrown out a disclaimer,
01:07:08.520 like, hey, I've had hepatitis A once.
01:07:11.500 No.
01:07:12.180 I think A is a cure for one, right?
01:07:13.720 Yeah.
01:07:14.120 B for bad.
01:07:15.260 Yeah.
01:07:18.280 But you never had a girl,
01:07:19.520 you never had a girl, like,
01:07:20.440 come throw out a disclaimer,
01:07:21.960 like, hey, I'm on the,
01:07:23.480 I'm on the Valtracks, so...
01:07:25.100 No.
01:07:25.420 No, actually, you know what?
01:07:26.440 I did date a girl one time 0.99
01:07:28.320 and I don't remember what her name was.
01:07:30.720 It could have been Susan,
01:07:31.600 but I don't think it was Susan.
01:07:32.620 But she said that she had
01:07:37.280 herpes simplex or something.
01:07:41.360 So we couldn't have sex.
01:07:42.160 But we didn't date that long.
01:07:43.820 We only went on about three dates.
01:07:45.500 Wait.
01:07:46.000 I don't think she liked me that much. 0.84
01:07:46.920 You couldn't have sex?
01:07:47.980 Or she, or she, 1.00
01:07:48.920 oh, I didn't want to have sex with her. 0.99
01:07:50.640 It made me nervous, right? 0.98
01:07:52.060 Yeah.
01:07:52.520 So I already get nervous
01:07:53.420 if I have to use, like, condoms.
01:07:54.460 Just the whole,
01:07:55.360 it all makes me nervous, dude.
01:07:56.560 You use condoms?
01:07:57.200 It all makes me nervous.
01:07:57.960 I wouldn't say that.
01:07:58.840 You know,
01:08:02.180 but I'm just saying, like...
01:08:04.480 Someone's gonna come up with this man.
01:08:07.180 You go have this man's baby. 1.00
01:08:08.360 He's just blowing loads
01:08:09.820 all over the place. 1.00
01:08:10.780 Dude, you're a fucking weirdo, dude. 1.00
01:08:13.920 I've got to tell you that. 1.00
01:08:15.380 Yeah.
01:08:16.600 You're telling me that 1.00
01:08:18.300 you fucking dated a chick with a herpes 1.00
01:08:19.700 and didn't want to fuck her 1.00
01:08:20.380 because you didn't use condoms. 1.00
01:08:22.160 Dude, you just came on here. 0.99
01:08:23.660 You freaking bashed my stepdad 0.95
01:08:25.260 who died, okay? 0.98
01:08:26.460 Who had Alzheimer's, dementia, or whatever,
01:08:28.420 and he wore those nice gloves. 1.00
01:08:29.680 Well, how the fuck 0.99
01:08:30.140 are you supposed to believe 0.99
01:08:30.740 he was a war vet?
01:08:31.500 I know.
01:08:32.360 I'm not saying he was a perfect guy,
01:08:34.000 but I will say this.
01:08:35.120 He owned a car wash
01:08:36.140 and he was pretty decent.
01:08:37.280 He used to take us to Holiday Inn
01:08:38.540 to have breakfast on Sundays.
01:08:39.980 Do you give your sister money at all?
01:08:41.540 Yeah, I do give her some money. 0.92
01:08:42.580 What's she do for work? 1.00
01:08:43.720 She is a waitress. 0.65
01:08:45.280 I mean, you gotta be ballin', bro.
01:08:46.420 We're in the Durango.
01:08:47.260 We're in the back room.
01:08:48.000 We're in the Velvet Room.
01:08:48.980 You gotta be ballin', bro.
01:08:50.400 Yeah, I didn't rent this. 0.99
01:08:51.520 They fucking... 0.99
01:08:52.120 This manager let us in. 1.00
01:08:53.680 He's out of his mind.
01:08:54.640 Yeah, I know,
01:08:55.020 but you're like a famous guy now, dude.
01:08:56.820 You're like...
01:08:57.240 Dana White, Tucker Carlson, bro. 1.00
01:08:59.260 You're the fucking man. 1.00
01:09:00.440 Bro, these are not... 1.00
01:09:01.300 It's not like...
01:09:01.980 You get Trump yet?
01:09:03.040 Trump interview yet?
01:09:03.920 No, I think you would
01:09:04.540 maybe come on, though.
01:09:06.000 Bro, you gotta get Trump on here, dude. 1.00
01:09:07.840 You're gonna fall on his dick 1.00
01:09:08.880 like Colby? 1.00
01:09:09.580 No, dude. 1.00
01:09:10.160 You're not gonna fall on his dick? 1.00
01:09:10.840 I will say this, man. 1.00
01:09:11.800 What'd you think about...
01:09:12.540 I'm not gonna say anything.
01:09:13.560 What did you think about
01:09:14.280 that Colby thing?
01:09:15.920 The Colby thing, first of all,
01:09:17.840 it was one of those fights
01:09:18.900 where like the guys just...
01:09:20.120 I don't know. 0.99
01:09:20.620 I think I gotta keep the fuck out. 0.98
01:09:21.560 Oh, yeah, that's right. 1.00
01:09:25.020 You piece of shit. 1.00
01:09:26.400 You can't even fucking clock in 1.00
01:09:28.480 and finish your shift. 0.99
01:09:30.180 That's fair.
01:09:30.800 I've never had a job.
01:09:31.760 Yeah.
01:09:32.400 Yeah, I know.
01:09:33.580 No, dude, but...
01:09:35.140 Bro, have you ever seen Trump?
01:09:36.040 Why didn't they take Duplessis out?
01:09:38.000 I don't know.
01:09:38.640 He was the one that called me out.
01:09:39.860 He was the one that tried to fight me.
01:09:40.740 He did it.
01:09:42.200 And here's what's funny is
01:09:43.560 I'm leaving after the show last night
01:09:45.540 and he's in the back, right?
01:09:48.900 I started talking to him.
01:09:49.460 I didn't know that that was him, right?
01:09:51.820 I remember that there was a South African guy.
01:09:54.160 Yeah, dude. 1.00
01:09:54.760 I think his coach might fuck him, actually. 1.00
01:09:56.720 Uh-uh. 1.00
01:09:56.920 Hey, pull it up.
01:09:57.900 Show the man.
01:10:00.300 What's the coach's name?
01:10:01.440 Ron?
01:10:02.380 Yeah, just type in coach
01:10:03.480 kissing Dreykus 1.00
01:10:04.980 or grabbing his dick. 1.00
01:10:05.880 I mean, it should be 1.00
01:10:06.460 one of the first things that comes up.
01:10:07.860 But now some of this
01:10:08.400 is a cultural thing, buddy.
01:10:09.580 I don't know, dude. 1.00
01:10:10.220 You get your dick grabbed 1.00
01:10:11.360 a lot in South Africa? 1.00
01:10:16.120 That could be made up, huh?
01:10:18.700 Yeah, it could be made up.
01:10:20.580 What about...
01:10:21.200 What about do the...
01:10:22.160 Wow, he's a strong guy, huh?
01:10:23.780 Yeah, he's in there, dude.
01:10:25.260 He's in there.
01:10:25.740 Look, I guess...
01:10:26.440 I wouldn't kiss him 1.00
01:10:27.740 but I would fucking... 1.00
01:10:28.900 I'd get close to him 0.99
01:10:30.360 and tell him goodbye.
01:10:31.360 Do we give him a little nut grab?
01:10:33.760 No, I'm not touching 1.00
01:10:34.540 somebody's fucking nuts. 1.00
01:10:35.720 That's insane. 1.00
01:10:36.760 Whoa.
01:10:37.900 That's not...
01:10:38.460 Okay, that's crazy, dude.
01:10:40.920 That's an embrace, though, bro.
01:10:42.280 I said this.
01:10:42.780 He seems like a very nice guy.
01:10:44.580 I...
01:10:44.860 But I didn't know that was...
01:10:46.060 I didn't...
01:10:46.440 I don't think that that's him.
01:10:48.000 Yeah.
01:10:48.340 D.A., were you sitting by Trump last night?
01:10:50.680 I was sitting down from him.
01:10:52.060 Did you go and shake his hand
01:10:53.080 and get a picture?
01:10:53.920 Oh, I went and shook his hand.
01:10:54.960 I said, hey, when he walked in.
01:10:55.800 Did you get a picture?
01:10:56.380 I didn't get a picture, yeah. 1.00
01:10:57.040 Oh, what the fuck, dude? 0.99
01:10:58.100 I've gotten a picture with him before. 1.00
01:10:59.340 Is it cool?
01:11:00.380 Uh, yeah.
01:11:00.900 Did you get a lot of likes?
01:11:02.760 Uh...
01:11:03.120 I didn't put it up.
01:11:04.480 Oh, that's what's up, dude.
01:11:06.140 Yeah.
01:11:06.920 I just don't know how...
01:11:08.160 I mean, like...
01:11:09.120 I like Trump.
01:11:10.280 I like...
01:11:11.700 But I don't know...
01:11:12.900 I think I don't...
01:11:13.880 I wish I knew him better as a person.
01:11:15.740 Did you vote for Trump?
01:11:16.140 You didn't vote.
01:11:16.560 You don't seem like you vote.
01:11:17.420 Oh, I have voted.
01:11:18.500 I voted two times, yeah. 1.00
01:11:19.700 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:11:20.120 Who'd you vote for? 1.00
01:11:20.620 I voted for Obama and Trump.
01:11:23.200 But every white man had to vote for Obama.
01:11:25.660 That was like,
01:11:26.060 I'm not a racist.
01:11:26.980 Vote for Obama.
01:11:27.780 No.
01:11:28.060 Look, I wish they'd get a real dark brother. 1.00
01:11:29.980 I wish they'd get damn trick daddy 1.00
01:11:31.180 in that bitch, cuz... 1.00
01:11:32.200 Like Denzel Washington. 1.00
01:11:33.120 You know, huh?
01:11:33.760 Like a Denzel Washington.
01:11:35.060 No, like darkzel Washington. 0.99
01:11:36.680 I want to go real fucking out there, yeah. 0.98
01:11:38.960 I want to get, like, man... 0.98
01:11:40.240 Who's that? 0.99
01:11:42.660 Damn, that's him, huh? 0.99
01:11:44.740 Bro, have you ever seen Trump wave? 0.99
01:11:46.220 We gotta fix his wave, dude.
01:11:47.880 He walked by, like, the crowd, 0.95
01:11:50.300 and he has, like, this little gay, 0.96
01:11:51.380 like, limp-wristed wave, like... 0.96
01:11:53.680 He does? 0.99
01:11:54.180 Super gay, bro. 1.00
01:11:54.900 Super gay. 1.00
01:11:55.300 I don't know why his handle 1.00
01:11:56.360 isn't gonna fix that shit. 1.00
01:11:57.300 He's also getting older. 1.00
01:11:58.100 He's up late.
01:11:59.260 Yeah.
01:11:59.840 But you still don't have to wave
01:12:00.920 like a fairy.
01:12:02.300 Yeah.
01:12:03.260 Do you remember the first time
01:12:04.640 that you went, um...
01:12:06.200 We gotta change the conversation
01:12:07.020 because we've never even started
01:12:08.180 the interview.
01:12:09.700 I gotta...
01:12:10.380 I'm, like, looking for a cup to piss in.
01:12:12.500 Yeah, take a break real quick.
01:12:14.080 No, it's okay.
01:12:14.440 We'll continue.
01:12:15.040 I mean, I'm holding.
01:12:15.760 I'm gonna get my...
01:12:17.100 If you have to pee during a fight,
01:12:18.340 what do you guys do?
01:12:19.680 Does the pee go away after a while?
01:12:21.180 I mean, I think you're trying 0.99
01:12:22.160 to kill a man, dude. 0.92
01:12:23.240 Yeah, look at the wave. 1.00
01:12:24.000 Dude, the wave's fucking... 0.99
01:12:24.740 Oh, that's a better wave. 0.99
01:12:26.060 Yeah, but, like, the little wave.
01:12:27.120 Like, somebody tease him out of a wave.
01:12:28.480 That's good.
01:12:29.820 Um, I did think it was a little, like...
01:12:31.540 At the end, when Colby was still
01:12:33.700 talking about, like...
01:12:35.160 He's, like, the war of 1812
01:12:37.040 or whatever,
01:12:37.840 or that he was, like,
01:12:38.580 yelling about the Declaration...
01:12:39.860 Whatever he was yelling at the end,
01:12:40.900 it was just, like...
01:12:41.480 Yeah, no, Colby's a...
01:12:42.760 You wouldn't like Colby.
01:12:43.820 Really? 0.99
01:12:44.120 He's a weak man. 0.59
01:12:45.620 Like, what do you mean by it? 0.94
01:12:47.820 So, like, Colby was very boring
01:12:50.320 at one point in his career,
01:12:51.640 and it got to a point where, like,
01:12:53.580 they pretty much said, like, Colby,
01:12:54.800 like, you gotta...
01:12:55.580 You gotta be more exciting.
01:12:57.120 And then he created, like,
01:12:58.980 the Covington.
01:13:00.140 You know? 1.00
01:13:00.520 He created this fucking guy. 1.00
01:13:03.220 And, you know, I mean, 1.00
01:13:05.140 fucking worked out well for him, 0.99
01:13:06.380 but he's just, like, fraudulent. 0.99
01:13:07.440 Like, even when it came to
01:13:08.620 George Nassavall.
01:13:09.960 Like, okay, for instance.
01:13:11.160 Oh, yeah, him and Nassavall
01:13:12.040 fought each other.
01:13:13.220 Yeah, so, I mean,
01:13:13.880 this guy, like, 0.97
01:13:14.600 threatened his kids and shit. 1.00
01:13:15.840 He said some shit about his kids. 1.00
01:13:17.180 You don't quote me. 1.00
01:13:17.700 I mean, I know we got 0.99
01:13:18.260 the fucking fact-checkers 0.99
01:13:19.260 back here, dude. 1.00
01:13:20.380 I mean, he was, like,
01:13:21.160 he insulted his kids.
01:13:23.360 You know, Nassavall being...
01:13:24.460 Is he Mexican?
01:13:24.960 What's Nassavall?
01:13:25.460 Cuban, Mexican? 0.59
01:13:26.180 Huh?
01:13:26.840 Cuban.
01:13:27.240 He's something foreign. 1.00
01:13:28.220 You know, he's something foreign 1.00
01:13:28.940 and scary.
01:13:29.940 He's, like, the kind of guy
01:13:30.920 that, like,
01:13:31.620 if you were at an AT machine
01:13:32.880 and he walked up behind you...
01:13:34.420 Well, look,
01:13:35.300 maybe, but once he smiled, though,
01:13:37.140 George has the best smile.
01:13:40.820 That man's behind you
01:13:41.560 at an AT machine, 1.00
01:13:43.080 that little fucking mirror 1.00
01:13:44.240 that looks... 1.00
01:13:44.740 You might not even look in it.
01:13:45.580 You would feel alarmed,
01:13:46.460 I think, at first
01:13:46.940 if you just saw him walk up
01:13:48.320 with his hands behind his back,
01:13:49.740 kind of, you know?
01:13:50.280 Oh, yeah, no,
01:13:50.660 that man's definitely 1.00
01:13:51.380 going to fuck him. 1.00
01:13:51.820 Oh, look, this guy. 1.00
01:13:53.980 Yeah.
01:13:54.460 This guy, wow.
01:13:55.460 So, anyways,
01:13:56.700 and then Colby,
01:13:57.400 he's just a con, dude. 1.00
01:13:58.340 He's just a fuck. 1.00
01:13:58.980 You ever sued a man? 1.00
01:14:00.540 I never have sued a man,
01:14:02.220 I don't think.
01:14:02.760 Oh, I probably have sued somebody.
01:14:04.100 Oh, he's been sued.
01:14:04.980 Somebody U-turned into me 0.83
01:14:06.140 while I was doing some cocaine
01:14:07.360 on the side of the road
01:14:08.420 I'd parked
01:14:09.100 and a couple of girls
01:14:11.060 U-turned
01:14:11.880 and T-bombed me right there.
01:14:14.100 So, you sued them?
01:14:14.960 Yeah.
01:14:15.680 Well, how old...
01:14:16.280 Wait, wait.
01:14:17.140 But you're a wealthy man?
01:14:18.480 Probably just six years ago.
01:14:20.100 Well, you were not wealthy.
01:14:20.980 When did your wealth come?
01:14:22.140 I started making
01:14:22.720 a little bit of money
01:14:23.300 last year.
01:14:24.200 Oh, so now you're
01:14:24.940 recently wealthy.
01:14:25.720 Yeah, because I remember you, dude.
01:14:26.660 You were like Joe Rogan's,
01:14:28.660 like,
01:14:29.780 I'm not going to say
01:14:30.780 wacky,
01:14:32.140 but, like, you know,
01:14:32.700 he'd get you on there.
01:14:33.520 You'd get some hype.
01:14:34.460 I like going on there.
01:14:35.800 Well, Joe's an interesting guy
01:14:37.100 to talk to.
01:14:37.220 But, dude, now you're like
01:14:38.000 a Rogan, bro.
01:14:38.640 Like, I would...
01:14:39.360 Don't say there is, like,
01:14:40.700 the Theo of Honor.
01:14:41.400 You're an equal now, bro.
01:14:42.500 No, that's insane. 0.94
01:14:43.680 Yes, you are.
01:14:44.720 Dude, maybe...
01:14:45.960 No, that's insane.
01:14:47.080 I even thought about that
01:14:47.820 two times just now.
01:14:48.680 That's a really bad...
01:14:50.500 That's a...
01:14:51.060 No, you're like an equal now.
01:14:53.120 Yeah, I like...
01:14:54.000 For an equal, dude.
01:14:55.180 Maybe you have...
01:14:56.780 I mean, it's nice you to say...
01:14:58.300 I like, dude.
01:14:58.980 I like Rogan's podcast
01:15:00.100 and it was fun.
01:15:00.940 Rogan is so smart.
01:15:03.180 He's so smart.
01:15:04.500 And he's so curious. 1.00
01:15:05.520 You gotta get a fucking... 1.00
01:15:06.600 Get your microphone 1.00
01:15:07.520 off the dick, bro. 1.00
01:15:08.300 Get your mouth off the dick, bro. 1.00
01:15:10.620 I don't need... 1.00
01:15:11.300 I don't...
01:15:11.860 I don't feel like I...
01:15:14.220 I like...
01:15:15.060 I respect who he is.
01:15:16.960 I've thought a lot about this
01:15:18.040 because people say that a lot.
01:15:19.240 Yeah, you're going deep on that.
01:15:20.280 Well, he's a...
01:15:20.760 I think he's a rare individual.
01:15:23.960 I think he's extremely rare.
01:15:25.340 I think you guys are rare.
01:15:26.460 I think there's a lot of...
01:15:27.640 I mean, at this point,
01:15:28.280 you're talking about rarity.
01:15:29.700 You're talking about
01:15:30.300 very rare people. 0.99
01:15:32.180 I'm just fucking... 0.99
01:15:32.880 I'm just retarded, dude. 1.00
01:15:33.980 I mean... 0.99
01:15:34.200 Yeah, but you're really
01:15:35.040 athletic at it.
01:15:36.420 Yeah, which is weird.
01:15:38.200 I'm athletic.
01:15:38.460 You know what I'm saying, dude?
01:15:39.640 You know how many...
01:15:40.400 And I'm not going to judge them. 1.00
01:15:41.240 I don't need to fuck 1.00
01:15:41.480 with a chaperone, you guys. 1.00
01:15:43.500 Shout out to all the fucking 1.00
01:15:44.880 R boys where I'm from. 1.00
01:15:46.120 But you know how many 0.99
01:15:46.600 mentally retarded people 1.00
01:15:48.080 have no shot at the level... 0.97
01:15:50.160 at what you're doing? 1.00
01:15:51.160 Yeah, fuck. 1.00
01:15:52.100 Well, fighting, bro, 1.00
01:15:52.880 it's easy.
01:15:53.380 At the end of the day, dude.
01:15:54.020 Not for everybody. 1.00
01:15:54.800 All I gotta do is hit a motherfucker. 1.00
01:15:56.740 All I gotta do is hit a guy. 1.00
01:15:58.420 But you know... 0.99
01:15:58.960 When you jump back...
01:16:00.060 So after the Du...
01:16:01.160 When the Duplessis thing...
01:16:02.260 What's going on in your head?
01:16:03.100 You're like...
01:16:03.460 You think about the stuff
01:16:04.260 he said yesterday.
01:16:04.900 You're like,
01:16:05.160 I'm going to go say something.
01:16:06.120 Well, no.
01:16:06.400 It was just more that he said,
01:16:07.720 let's fight.
01:16:08.680 Like right now...
01:16:09.240 Wait, he said it from right then?
01:16:10.480 Yeah.
01:16:10.880 So you heard him say,
01:16:11.580 let's fight.
01:16:12.060 And then I...
01:16:12.540 You know, Gilbert Burns.
01:16:14.380 He has a lovely family.
01:16:15.560 Bro, nobody's more fun
01:16:16.620 to watch the fights
01:16:18.480 than watching Gilbert's family.
01:16:20.700 Oh.
01:16:21.160 It is the most...
01:16:22.580 There should be a live stream
01:16:23.840 just on them watching the fight. 1.00
01:16:25.240 Fuck the UFC. 1.00
01:16:25.920 Fuck the UFC. 1.00
01:16:27.400 They know that I'm stable. 1.00
01:16:28.860 They know that I like...
01:16:29.620 Oh, yeah.
01:16:30.000 Every time the UFC
01:16:30.800 asks me to go to an event,
01:16:31.920 I'm like,
01:16:32.160 you guys, you know what?
01:16:32.800 Like, they'll ask me to go like...
01:16:33.960 Look at his family, though.
01:16:35.000 Like, they ask me to go
01:16:35.720 hang out with Kid Rock 0.99
01:16:36.520 at some shit. 1.00
01:16:37.340 Yeah. 0.99
01:16:37.700 That's not going to end well.
01:16:38.880 Yeah.
01:16:39.180 And I'm like,
01:16:39.540 you guys know,
01:16:39.920 it's just better
01:16:40.340 if I don't leave my house.
01:16:41.900 Like, it's not like
01:16:42.560 you're putting me
01:16:42.920 in a bad situation.
01:16:44.160 Yeah, yeah.
01:16:44.620 So they knew what 0.99
01:16:45.840 they were fucking doing. 0.99
01:16:46.760 They put me in a bad situation. 0.99
01:16:47.780 Do you think they did it
01:16:48.540 on purpose, though?
01:16:49.480 I don't...
01:16:49.940 I think they did it
01:16:56.440 his fault.
01:16:57.120 Well, what they did, though,
01:16:57.720 they put kids behind me.
01:16:58.880 So they're smart.
01:16:59.600 Like, no, we're going to do...
01:17:00.300 We're going to put some...
01:17:00.920 We're going to put some 0.99
01:17:01.680 fucking little wee lads 1.00
01:17:03.800 behind Sean 1.00
01:17:05.000 and the coach fucker. 1.00
01:17:06.560 Right. 1.00
01:17:06.920 But here's the crazy part, though.
01:17:09.400 Look at you.
01:17:09.940 Here you go, Sean, right there.
01:17:13.220 Now, was this staged?
01:17:14.260 Did you guys act this out
01:17:15.160 backstage or anything?
01:17:16.080 No, no, it's all real.
01:17:17.020 And then he just sits 1.00
01:17:17.760 to run his fucking mouth, dude. 1.00
01:17:19.020 He's just run his fucking mouth. 1.00
01:17:20.520 Is he saying stuff to you? 1.00
01:17:21.760 Yeah, he's like saying, 1.00
01:17:22.760 look at me, like, fuck you. 1.00
01:17:24.500 And then, you know, 1.00
01:17:25.000 I just kindly asked the wife.
01:17:29.780 Did you feel like 0.91
01:17:30.360 you got any good licks 1.00
01:17:30.920 on him or no? 0.94
01:17:31.340 Oh, I landed some good
01:17:32.300 12 to 6 elbows.
01:17:33.720 He seemed totally fine
01:17:34.400 when I saw him. 1.00
01:17:34.940 But he was a fucking guy 1.00
01:17:36.320 at the young. 1.00
01:17:37.160 Just telling you.
01:17:37.780 I'm not judging.
01:17:38.380 I'm not a referee,
01:17:39.700 you know,
01:17:39.940 but I wouldn't have stepped in.
01:17:41.100 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good, dude.
01:17:42.500 I'm not trying to get 1.00
01:17:43.060 on his dick, right? 1.00
01:17:43.920 Keith Peterson's 1.00
01:17:44.620 my favorite referee, dude. 0.92
01:17:45.860 Oh, the black guy 1.00
01:17:46.680 just lets shit go. 1.00
01:17:47.400 Huh? 1.00
01:17:47.800 He just lets shit go. 1.00
01:17:48.860 Dude, he's white. 1.00
01:17:50.000 I mean, he has enough 1.00
01:17:50.900 neck tats where he fucking... 0.99
01:17:51.940 Oh, yeah, that guy, 1.00
01:17:52.660 the fucking little leprechaun. 1.00
01:17:53.760 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:17:55.540 He's a fucking legend, dude. 1.00
01:17:57.080 He used to play 1.00
01:17:57.540 in a rock band, dude.
01:17:59.120 You know, his...
01:18:01.440 Yeah, I bet it's like 0.99
01:18:02.580 fucking hardcore 1.00
01:18:03.720 white supremacist music. 1.00
01:18:05.060 He's not a white supremacist.
01:18:06.320 I'm just saying
01:18:06.560 he looks like one.
01:18:07.200 I wouldn't say that.
01:18:08.320 You're telling me
01:18:09.380 that man doesn't look like...
01:18:09.840 But I'd whisper it.
01:18:10.860 You know what I'm saying, dude?
01:18:13.120 I'm joking, Keith.
01:18:14.520 I love all of these guys.
01:18:16.200 I feel scared
01:18:17.260 talking about some of this
01:18:18.040 because I'm just a huge fan
01:18:19.120 of the UFC.
01:18:20.020 I think all...
01:18:20.760 I mean, I really genuinely... 1.00
01:18:21.960 Hey, call him the fuck. 0.99
01:18:22.500 Dana ain't here. 1.00
01:18:23.100 You don't got to suck 1.00
01:18:23.660 no one's dick right now, dude. 1.00
01:18:24.360 I don't feel like 1.00
01:18:24.800 I'm sucking anybody's dick, dude. 1.00
01:18:25.820 Jesus Christ, dude. 1.00
01:18:27.120 Guy does one podcast
01:18:28.140 with Dana.
01:18:28.660 Next thing you know...
01:18:29.440 I don't take anything.
01:18:30.340 I love the UFC.
01:18:31.540 It's the best thing ever, 1.00
01:18:32.560 motherfucker. 0.99
01:18:33.180 I don't think it's the best thing ever, 0.99
01:18:35.020 but I'll tell you this about it, dude.
01:18:37.460 When the pandemic happened,
01:18:39.500 the only...
01:18:40.160 The UFC kind of became...
01:18:41.820 It was almost like...
01:18:43.540 I realized this last night.
01:18:44.880 There was a moment
01:18:45.480 whenever
01:18:46.100 everybody was standing
01:18:48.940 at the beginning of the show.
01:18:50.020 You know when the main card starts
01:18:51.880 and the television program starts.
01:18:54.440 Like, you can feel that energy.
01:18:55.800 It's like they're playing the stuff.
01:18:57.080 COVID don't exist here.
01:18:58.180 Yeah.
01:18:58.700 It was like...
01:18:59.320 But it was the energy of like...
01:19:00.480 It almost was the same energy
01:19:01.520 when people used to stand
01:19:02.580 and say the Pledge of Allegiance.
01:19:03.920 Dude, I thought about this last night.
01:19:05.400 I felt like we're all standing.
01:19:07.760 We're all excited.
01:19:09.000 We all are...
01:19:10.300 Unity.
01:19:10.900 Yes.
01:19:11.220 It felt like a sense of unity.
01:19:12.280 Even though there was going to be
01:19:13.340 battles fought in here tonight
01:19:14.600 and people were going to agree
01:19:15.800 and disagree,
01:19:16.740 that we were all unified, right?
01:19:19.600 Yeah.
01:19:19.740 And it reminded me of when I was a kid
01:19:21.780 and we would do the Pledge of Allegiance, dude.
01:19:23.620 And then that made me think
01:19:24.820 that during the pandemic, 0.99
01:19:26.440 it became the fucking... 1.00
01:19:28.060 The fucking Pledge of Allegiance. 1.00
01:19:30.460 It was the only thing that there was. 1.00
01:19:33.260 UFC is the last American sport.
01:19:34.900 I mean, not a lot of Americans in the sport,
01:19:36.440 but it's like they let us...
01:19:37.500 I mean...
01:19:37.840 Right.
01:19:38.340 They let me say 0.99
01:19:39.060 what the fuck I want to say. 0.99
01:19:39.920 I mean, I literally say 1.00
01:19:40.640 women shouldn't vote 1.00
01:19:41.320 because you imagine if I was in the NBA. 1.00
01:19:42.480 It'd fucking kick my ass out in a heartbeat. 1.00
01:19:44.000 No more. 1.00
01:19:44.460 Yeah.
01:19:44.800 Bye-bye.
01:19:45.280 Go.
01:19:46.080 Yeah, the UFC, man.
01:19:46.960 Dana, here's the thing. 0.99
01:19:47.660 I'm not going to fucking jerk off Dana 1.00
01:19:48.840 like this guy. 1.00
01:19:50.300 You know?
01:19:51.100 I would not. 1.00
01:19:51.980 And his wife would fucking get mad. 1.00
01:19:53.700 I know his son. 0.99
01:19:54.980 How am I going to shake his hand after?
01:19:56.820 Yeah. 1.00
01:19:57.140 Yeah, fuck. 1.00
01:19:57.840 He has his son, little Dana, I think. 1.00
01:19:59.420 Well, did it just get really ambiance here, dude?
01:20:01.840 Huh?
01:20:02.980 It's okay.
01:20:03.960 No, it's a little bit more romantic now.
01:20:05.560 I feel like Theo's about to get on the phone
01:20:08.920 and call one of his scared call girls. 0.93
01:20:10.480 Things are about to change, brother, huh?
01:20:11.980 Right, the casting case.
01:20:12.960 Let's get it on.
01:20:13.600 Oh, boy.
01:20:14.400 I want to know about this, though, dude.
01:20:15.840 Finish off what you're telling me, Sean,
01:20:17.240 because I don't even know what it is.
01:20:18.600 We've been jumping, bro.
01:20:18.960 We've been jumping.
01:20:19.840 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:20:20.380 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:20:21.580 Dude, me and Joe Rogan, dude, 1.00
01:20:22.720 we're too much in line.
01:20:24.920 You know?
01:20:25.140 It's like we're both kind of libertarians.
01:20:27.080 You know?
01:20:27.360 He got a little bit too hard
01:20:28.280 on the Bernie Sanders program,
01:20:29.700 but, you know, everybody did.
01:20:31.020 I liked all this bunch of stuff
01:20:32.700 I loved about Bernie.
01:20:33.720 But, like, me and Rogan, dude,
01:20:35.280 we just got, like, we're too in line.
01:20:37.180 We're like, yeah, dude,
01:20:37.860 we like guns.
01:20:38.740 We like America. 1.00
01:20:39.460 We like fucking freedom. 1.00
01:20:40.200 Again, it gets boring after a while. 1.00
01:20:41.560 And then you're like,
01:20:41.940 all right, dude, well, like,
01:20:43.360 what do you want to talk about?
01:20:44.500 You want to talk about a revolution?
01:20:46.020 You want to talk about freedom?
01:20:47.340 Yeah, let's talk about it.
01:20:48.440 It becomes, like, this echo chamber,
01:20:49.420 so I'm getting bored now,
01:20:50.520 and I'm like,
01:20:51.360 well, let me tell you about your friend 1.00
01:20:52.540 and why he's a faggot, you know? 1.00
01:20:54.560 And Rogan's like, 1.00
01:20:55.380 whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
01:20:56.920 Like, here's the thing. 1.00
01:20:57.380 I can tell you why your friend's a faggot, 1.00
01:20:58.820 or I can keep telling you 1.00
01:20:59.720 about shit we agree on. 0.99
01:21:00.800 Like, I'm just getting fucking bored here. 0.99
01:21:02.700 That's a great point, dude. 0.77
01:21:04.100 Yeah, at a certain point,
01:21:05.120 even at Thanksgiving,
01:21:06.080 after everybody said their prayer
01:21:07.140 or whatever,
01:21:07.900 and everybody said what they're thankful for,
01:21:09.500 somebody at the table 1.00
01:21:10.600 needs to call somebody else a faggot. 1.00
01:21:12.260 Yeah, dude, fucking. 1.00
01:21:13.760 Like, I get bored, dude. 1.00
01:21:15.460 Like, even now, you guys,
01:21:16.440 we're sitting here talking, dude.
01:21:17.620 Like, now I'm just trying to make,
01:21:18.580 now I'm just picking on him.
01:21:19.640 Yeah. 0.99
01:21:19.980 Talking about how you're sucking off Dana, 1.00
01:21:21.520 you know? 1.00
01:21:21.940 Like, now I'm just trying to.
01:21:23.100 Okay, let's say this.
01:21:23.940 You had to go, 0.98
01:21:24.560 you had to gay out, 1.00
01:21:25.780 or whatever,
01:21:26.620 with one good fighter in the UFC,
01:21:28.300 and it can be any weight class.
01:21:29.480 Like, I mean, 0.99
01:21:29.900 you're talking about physically fucking somebody? 0.99
01:21:31.400 No. 0.99
01:21:31.960 It can be just a date.
01:21:33.000 It could be,
01:21:33.440 but there's some kissing at the end.
01:21:35.840 If you,
01:21:36.560 and don't pick a little weight class either.
01:21:38.440 No offense to any of those guys.
01:21:39.740 They're warriors, 0.99
01:21:40.800 but pick something fucking. 1.00
01:21:41.960 Don't be a pervert. 1.00
01:21:43.820 You know? 0.97
01:21:44.720 Who is it going to be?
01:21:46.680 Because there's some handsome guys out there.
01:21:48.320 Yeah, there's some good looking UFC fighters.
01:21:49.940 Oh, man. 0.99
01:21:51.540 Am I doing the fucking? 0.99
01:21:52.640 I'm doing the fucking right. 0.99
01:21:53.480 Dude, what? 0.98
01:21:54.360 I just told you.
01:21:55.620 You can't. 1.00
01:21:55.880 Well, fucking. 1.00
01:21:56.560 There's no guarantees. 1.00
01:21:57.420 Well, I'm not going to see France Ugani 0.99
01:21:58.860 if I'm not doing the one doing the fucking. 0.99
01:22:00.680 Look. 1.00
01:22:01.880 I'm not trying to die here, motherfucker. 1.00
01:22:03.560 Here you go. 1.00
01:22:04.100 Hottest UFC fighters of 2023. 1.00
01:22:05.500 Hey, I better be on that, motherfucker. 0.99
01:22:06.940 You better scroll down. 0.99
01:22:07.920 We're about to find out who's number one.
01:22:09.280 You better scroll. 1.00
01:22:09.540 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:22:10.140 Paolo Costa is number one. 1.00
01:22:11.680 Go back up.
01:22:12.200 Let's start with number one.
01:22:14.320 Why don't we?
01:22:15.360 Who's number two?
01:22:16.280 You got discipline.
01:22:16.780 This is why you yell at me.
01:22:17.600 But you got to discipline my team, bro. 1.00
01:22:19.320 These motherfuckers have no discipline. 1.00
01:22:19.840 I know it's loading. 1.00
01:22:20.700 They have no discipline.
01:22:22.260 It's only while we went to number seven
01:22:23.800 before we even started counting.
01:22:24.920 That's how these people are.
01:22:27.640 Yeah.
01:22:28.500 We got Paolo Costa.
01:22:29.620 What do you think?
01:22:30.260 One to ten.
01:22:31.980 Where would you take him?
01:22:34.460 I mean.
01:22:36.340 Beautiful.
01:22:37.080 Beautiful guy.
01:22:37.680 I mean, he's a good-looking Brazilian.
01:22:39.300 Whoa, dude.
01:22:40.680 I don't know if he's been waxed or not.
01:22:42.160 I'm just saying that he seems like he's a handsome guy.
01:22:46.140 I mean, I would think that he would be.
01:22:48.580 I think that he seems a little bit more like.
01:22:51.040 I think he would take it for sure.
01:22:53.320 You know, I mean, as like as his persona,
01:22:55.200 I think that like it costs. 0.99
01:22:56.800 If there's going to be some fucking, 0.99
01:22:58.040 he's going to be the one bent over the shower, you know. 0.99
01:23:01.460 It's going to cost her for saying that, dude. 0.59
01:23:03.100 I think, dude, I don't know.
01:23:04.160 You're probably going to have to fight that guy.
01:23:05.340 Oh, I know.
01:23:05.780 None of this is going to end well.
01:23:06.700 But who would you take on it?
01:23:09.220 So you got to take one guy on a nice night out.
01:23:13.100 And it's in a nice.
01:23:13.600 Who in the UFC?
01:23:14.300 No, why don't we replace that? 1.00
01:23:15.360 Now we don't want to fuck. 0.99
01:23:16.420 Because, I mean, come on now. 0.99
01:23:17.060 Well, yeah.
01:23:17.520 I didn't say.
01:23:18.100 You're the one who said it.
01:23:19.820 I'm not a gang.
01:23:20.660 But I would do.
01:23:21.720 Let me.
01:23:22.280 Let's say who do I respect in the UFC?
01:23:24.800 Who do I admire in the UFC?
01:23:26.420 Somebody I respect.
01:23:28.980 And they give me a nice dinner.
01:23:30.260 And the only thing you have to do at the end,
01:23:32.840 say something real nice to them.
01:23:34.340 Long hug, too.
01:23:37.800 But the hug also.
01:23:39.260 Are you a hugger, dude?
01:23:39.940 I don't hug men.
01:23:40.560 I don't hug men.
01:23:41.040 The hug can be from the back.
01:23:42.100 Do you hug?
01:23:42.340 That's all I'm saying.
01:23:42.820 I don't hug men.
01:23:43.480 The hug can be from the back. 1.00
01:23:46.420 Yeah, fucking A, dude. 1.00
01:23:47.420 Yeah, fuck this list. 1.00
01:23:48.340 Now Chandler's handsome, too. 1.00
01:23:50.080 Poirier's handsome.
01:23:50.940 What about Cyril Gane?
01:23:52.740 Ooh.
01:23:53.580 I don't know if you get a little stepstool to hug him,
01:23:55.180 but maybe.
01:23:56.080 No.
01:23:56.360 He's French, too.
01:23:58.260 He's a nice guy.
01:23:58.880 Oh, Aljo?
01:23:59.600 I don't know about Aljo, dude.
01:24:03.100 You know, I was.
01:24:03.820 Good guy.
01:24:04.020 He's a good guy, though.
01:24:04.660 Evan Williams, what about him?
01:24:08.320 John Jones, no.
01:24:10.300 No.
01:24:11.060 Yeah, John Jones ain't a good-looking dude.
01:24:12.780 I don't know about that.
01:24:13.680 I just don't know.
01:24:14.460 I don't want to.
01:24:14.900 I wouldn't go on a date with him.
01:24:16.380 No.
01:24:16.820 John Jones ain't the one, dude.
01:24:19.480 Ooh, Thiago Moises, huh? 1.00
01:24:21.580 Fuck this list, dude. 1.00
01:24:22.460 I'm not on this list. 1.00
01:24:23.580 Fuck this list. 1.00
01:24:24.460 But in the future, you'll be on this list, man. 1.00
01:24:26.140 I doubt it, dude.
01:24:27.060 Really?
01:24:27.680 I doubt it, man.
01:24:28.300 You could be a model for something.
01:24:29.460 I don't know.
01:24:30.380 I mean, I was at, you put me at 170 in a Subaru, 0.99
01:24:32.700 I'm fucking getting all monster jacked. 0.97
01:24:34.400 Oh, dude, you could be a model for something, probably. 0.99
01:24:36.300 Go 170.
01:24:36.860 What do you think you'd model?
01:24:37.880 Auto parts?
01:24:38.540 Look at that guy.
01:24:39.220 That's me.
01:24:40.100 Oh, my God, dude.
01:24:42.260 This is you before the, dude,
01:24:44.020 because you had a motorcycle accident.
01:24:45.720 Yeah.
01:24:45.920 You think after your motorcycle accident,
01:24:47.480 you became a different guy, you think?
01:24:49.720 So when I was younger,
01:24:51.640 I was like a pseudo-white supremacist.
01:24:53.920 Huh?
01:24:54.460 Yeah, right? 0.99
01:24:55.060 Fucking believe that, right? 0.99
01:24:55.940 Who would have thought that? 0.99
01:24:56.940 I mean. 0.73
01:24:57.960 I was like the pseudo-white supremacist.
01:24:59.780 I'm talking about like, let's just say like six to like.
01:25:02.520 Dude, a lot of that.
01:25:03.060 Yeah, we all go through that.
01:25:04.080 Yeah, we all go through that as a white man, you know?
01:25:06.120 No.
01:25:06.700 Yeah. 0.97
01:25:07.000 Anyway, so I was like, I'll tell you why I look like a **** in that photo. 0.51
01:25:11.520 So I was like, dude, I mean, it was rough, man.
01:25:14.680 Like, I mean, I got kicked out of high school for hate crimes.
01:25:17.320 Did you really?
01:25:17.900 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:18.500 I didn't graduate high school.
01:25:19.380 I didn't graduate elementary school.
01:25:21.120 Who would have thought, right?
01:25:22.220 What's your favorite subject, do you think? 0.99
01:25:23.720 I don't fucking know, dude. 1.00
01:25:25.000 Fucking, I don't fucking know, man. 1.00
01:25:27.700 Just pick one of them. 1.00
01:25:28.480 I didn't go to school, dude.
01:25:30.140 Well, when you were there.
01:25:31.020 I was homeschooled, bro.
01:25:32.140 Really?
01:25:32.500 Who was your teacher? 0.99
01:25:33.460 I didn't have a fucking Disney Channel, bro. 0.99
01:25:35.640 I watched a lot of Buzz Lightyear as a kid. 0.99
01:25:37.360 Bro, if you're fucking watching TV at the house, that's not homeschool. 1.00
01:25:42.180 That's fucking. 1.00
01:25:44.320 Sorry, I'm being kind of rude, man. 0.99
01:25:45.760 So, no, you're making fun of.
01:25:47.140 You're the one who's saying they shouldn't be allowed to even kiss each other.
01:25:54.520 So, anyways.
01:25:56.340 There you go.
01:25:56.740 What is that?
01:25:57.720 Backstory.
01:25:58.040 No, we're getting way too off the track here, dude.
01:26:00.540 We've never been in the train, Sean.
01:26:03.460 We never. 1.00
01:26:04.420 So, Kamala Harris, that fucking cunt. 1.00
01:26:06.300 Yeah. 1.00
01:26:06.480 You know, she's a vice president. 1.00
01:26:07.740 All due respect, you know.
01:26:10.120 Yeah.
01:26:11.480 But, okay.
01:26:12.140 So, you guys have the.
01:26:13.040 There's a little bit of racism in the area.
01:26:14.380 No, no, no, no.
01:26:14.920 So, she was something in California.
01:26:18.640 I don't know. 0.99
01:26:19.220 I think she fucked off some congressman or something. 0.99
01:26:20.840 She was attorney general. 1.00
01:26:21.820 Yeah, she did something. 0.99
01:26:22.400 What's she, Nick?
01:26:23.400 So, anyways.
01:26:24.700 She made a law pass that if kids miss a certain amount of school,
01:26:28.040 the parents could, you know, the parents could go to jail. 1.00
01:26:31.060 So, me in, like, third grade, just ditching school, being a fucking idiot, you know, 1.00
01:26:35.040 staying home to watch a porn box. 1.00
01:26:39.660 I'm sorry, man. 1.00
01:26:40.420 I'm thinking about the porn box shit. 0.98
01:26:41.800 It's all right, dude. 1.00
01:26:42.600 So, you out of the home, do you watch the porn box, you know, the communal one?
01:26:47.620 And then, like, all of a sudden, my mom gets to call, like, a letter in the mail saying,
01:26:50.920 hey, if Sean doesn't go to school, you can go to jail.
01:26:52.760 But now she has a choice, homeschool my kid, has she had a full-time job, or go to jail. 1.00
01:26:57.300 Damn. 1.00
01:26:58.160 So, my little mogly ass, you know, I'm like the little wild one, dude. 1.00
01:27:00.920 They put my ass homeschooled. 1.00
01:27:02.860 I didn't go to school. 1.00
01:27:03.740 I didn't read.
01:27:04.420 I don't think I learned how to read until I became an adult, you know?
01:27:07.760 Really?
01:27:08.280 How many words can you type per minute, you think?
01:27:10.140 Like, can you, how many words can you type per minute? 1.00
01:27:13.080 Oh, fuck, I don't know, dude. 0.99
01:27:14.100 I fucking, give me, I mean, I remember the T9 days, I mean, but. 1.00
01:27:18.280 So. 0.98
01:27:18.920 But, no, like, on a, um.
01:27:20.120 I mean, I would probably do well, dude.
01:27:21.320 I'd do well, dude.
01:27:22.020 I'd do well.
01:27:22.600 How fast can you type a.
01:27:24.820 I mean, I can sometimes type without looking on a good day, you know, sometimes.
01:27:27.720 But, anyways, I mean, I'm not an educated man like you. 0.93
01:27:29.960 This guy's just playing a retard, you know? 1.00
01:27:31.360 Dude, I wouldn't say I'm an educated man.
01:27:32.740 Yeah, do you got a degree?
01:27:34.060 Huh?
01:27:34.360 Do you got a degree?
01:27:35.060 I have a degree in urban planning, dude.
01:27:36.780 What, is it like an associate's? 0.97
01:27:37.940 No, it's like where to put medians and shit if you make a neighborhood. 1.00
01:27:40.460 Do you have a master's? 0.98
01:27:40.680 Do you have an associate's?
01:27:41.460 What do you got?
01:27:42.140 No, I got a degree.
01:27:43.360 What's it, like a master's?
01:27:44.480 Huh?
01:27:44.660 It's a diploma.
01:27:45.360 Like a BA?
01:27:46.460 What do you got here?
01:27:47.260 I got a B, uh.
01:27:48.720 Yeah, what's the first one you get? 1.00
01:27:49.980 Yeah, this fucking. 1.00
01:27:51.400 Bachelor's of Arts, yeah, bachelor's. 1.00
01:27:52.480 Stuck up motherfucker, grew up in a mohawk, and he's pandering less retards. 1.00
01:27:55.380 Dude, what are you, you have no idea what you're talking about, dude. 1.00
01:27:58.340 I'm just talking with you.
01:27:59.060 Okay, cool.
01:27:59.680 So, no, continue.
01:28:00.460 I'm just talking with you.
01:28:01.180 Yeah.
01:28:01.700 No, I'm not the China man, dude.
01:28:02.780 I'm not going to get mad at you.
01:28:03.760 I love that, by the way.
01:28:05.080 So, anyways, so I was homeschooled.
01:28:07.340 I was homeschooled, dude.
01:28:08.180 And imagine, I wasn't socialized, bro.
01:28:09.860 I was like a dog that you have to go let people pet, you know?
01:28:12.920 Like nobody, nobody.
01:28:13.840 And where was this at?
01:28:14.800 Where were you guys living at?
01:28:15.520 In Inland Empire.
01:28:16.320 In Inland Empire.
01:28:17.060 So, I go back to school.
01:28:18.420 Ritzy.
01:28:19.480 Yeah, so, now I'm like in seventh grade, and my mom's like, we should probably put this kid
01:28:23.020 back to school, right? 0.98
01:28:23.980 Like, fucking worst thing she could have did. 0.97
01:28:26.400 And did you ever, were you, and so you were, you had some education at that point. 0.98
01:28:30.000 I mean, but it's hard.
01:28:31.000 I've never, like, they tried to hold me back in kindergarten.
01:28:33.380 Like, I mean, I was like zero, dude.
01:28:35.020 Like, thank God for computers, man.
01:28:37.280 So, anyways, I go to seventh grade, and I get kicked out of school for like a hate crime.
01:28:43.300 So, what they do is they-
01:28:44.160 Did you really do it or not? 0.98
01:28:45.240 I mean, I probably just called somebody a f***er or dropped the in-bomb. 0.82
01:28:48.240 Like, it was probably, you know, it was like, but it's also a different time, bro. 0.99
01:28:50.920 It's a different fucking time. 0.98
01:28:52.160 Like, racism was way more common back in like, you know, 20 years ago. 0.99
01:28:55.240 Yeah.
01:28:56.040 So, anyways, I get put in this thing where they isolate you.
01:28:59.460 They put you in a group that, they let you in school like two hours later, and they
01:29:05.160 let you out like two hours earlier.
01:29:06.320 Yeah.
01:29:06.800 So, they try to keep you from the kids.
01:29:10.260 So, I started ditching again.
01:29:11.560 I got homeschooled again in middle school.
01:29:13.380 I went back into high school.
01:29:17.180 Ninth grade, I got kicked out of school for a hate crime. 0.98
01:29:19.520 I think I, I don't know, I beat up some f***er or something. 0.99
01:29:23.660 I mean, I beat up, I beat up a guy and I made a sense. 1.00
01:29:26.180 I don't hate f***ing gays. 0.99
01:29:27.680 Yeah, no. 0.99
01:29:28.280 I don't hate anybody.
01:29:29.260 I don't think I, I don't know.
01:29:30.560 There's a couple people that I really don't f***ing like.
01:29:32.820 But, like, I had a lot of like, dude, I had a lot of f***ing trauma. 0.79
01:29:35.800 You had a lot of anger, though.
01:29:36.660 Yeah, I had a lot of trauma growing up, you know. 0.99
01:29:38.000 I had this piece of s*** grandfather. 1.00
01:29:39.680 He was super racist, big white man. 1.00
01:29:42.240 Did he like you at all, you think, though? 0.99
01:29:43.760 No, he did.
01:29:44.760 You know, he did. 1.00
01:29:45.460 But, like, you know, you're a kid with a piece of s*** father. 0.99
01:29:48.180 And, like, you just gravitate towards anything masculine. 1.00
01:29:51.480 And, like, there's a big old white racist redneck. 0.99
01:29:53.460 And I'm angry. 0.99
01:29:54.200 So, next thing I know, dude, I'm like.
01:29:55.580 Right. 0.98
01:29:55.940 You're just saying racist s*** you heard at the house. 0.97
01:29:58.020 Yeah, exactly. 0.98
01:29:58.880 So, I get kicked out.
01:30:00.900 And then I started training, like, ninth grade.
01:30:05.300 I started training.
01:30:06.180 And then, dude, like, I realized I wasn't a racist.
01:30:09.620 I was just angry.
01:30:10.400 I mean, I'll never forget, dude. 0.96
01:30:11.700 I always tell people, the first day I trained, I got the s*** kicked out of me. 0.93
01:30:14.400 Covered in blood, bro. 0.87
01:30:15.320 So, like, first moment in my life I ever felt happiness. 0.96
01:30:19.700 First moment in my f***ing life I ever felt happiness. 0.99
01:30:22.160 And then s*** kicked out of me. 0.98
01:30:23.000 Just all the anger. 0.99
01:30:24.060 It went gone.
01:30:25.380 Why do you think a lot of it just comes out when you're. . .
01:30:27.700 Because I had a moment where I was. . .
01:30:30.160 Like, I was just training in jiu-jitsu for a while.
01:30:32.600 And there would be times after the end of class where I would just kind of start. . .
01:30:35.780 Like, just so much emotion would come out of you.
01:30:38.020 Yeah, all the anger.
01:30:38.820 But, I mean, again, dude, like. . .
01:30:41.100 You know, I mean, why I got so mad dry?
01:30:42.620 It's like, I went through, like, pretty severe trauma.
01:30:44.940 Yeah.
01:30:45.320 As a kid.
01:30:45.740 Like, pretty f***ed up trauma.
01:30:47.040 Yeah.
01:30:47.160 Well, like, I could sit there and joke about it.
01:30:48.840 But, I mean, dude, I remember. . .
01:30:51.500 I remember. . .
01:30:52.480 I've told this story once, dude.
01:30:53.860 Like, I was in probably third, fourth grade. 0.99
01:30:56.940 And, f***, man. 0.98
01:30:58.840 I used to always sleep in my mom's room. 0.99
01:31:00.660 Because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom.
01:31:02.460 So, like, I would, like, sleep by the door.
01:31:04.040 I'd sleep. . .
01:31:04.420 To make sure she was all right?
01:31:05.480 Yeah, I'd sleep under the bed, you know.
01:31:07.760 I'd sleep by the door.
01:31:08.720 Because I thought my dad was going to kill my mom. 0.92
01:31:10.120 So, like, one day, dude, it was so f***ed up. 0.75
01:31:12.920 Like, it was just kind of bad fight, like, third, fourth grade.
01:31:16.180 And I. . .
01:31:17.740 My dad's like, f*** that. 0.99
01:31:18.860 He's not sleeping. 0.99
01:31:19.620 He's not sleeping here tonight.
01:31:20.940 He's not, like, kick him out.
01:31:22.860 And so, I, like, army crawl under the bed.
01:31:24.680 And I'm sleeping under the bed, right?
01:31:26.380 Under the bed?
01:31:27.200 I'm, like, laying on the bed.
01:31:28.500 Like, just laying underneath the bed.
01:31:29.820 Like, as they're fighting.
01:31:31.320 Because I think my dad's going to kill my mom. 0.67
01:31:33.200 Wow.
01:31:33.560 He was that violent?
01:31:34.540 Yeah. 1.00
01:31:34.880 He's just a coward, you know. 0.99
01:31:36.240 So, anyways, like. . . . 0.99
01:31:37.820 I mean, we had, like, dogs. 0.99
01:31:39.100 You know, wore white trash. 1.00
01:31:40.280 And the house was, like, flea infested. 1.00
01:31:41.620 Do you have a dog under there with you?
01:31:42.920 No, no dog was there with me.
01:31:44.480 But I remember laying under the bed.
01:31:47.020 And, like, fleas were just, like, jumping all over me.
01:31:49.520 You know?
01:31:49.960 And I'm, like. . .
01:31:50.880 And I think there might have been, like, a dildo next to me. 0.99
01:31:52.820 I shit you not, dude. 1.00
01:31:53.800 Oh, man. 1.00
01:31:54.360 That sucks. 0.96
01:31:56.120 We had this kind of, like, orange-looking carpet. 0.97
01:31:58.680 So, picture, like, me, like, third, fourth grade.
01:32:00.440 Yeah.
01:32:00.920 Laying under a bed.
01:32:02.360 Flea's jumping all over me. 1.00
01:32:03.440 There's a f***ing, like, dildo next to me. 0.99
01:32:05.520 Yeah. 0.99
01:32:07.620 Yeah, it sounds like a Japanese game show, huh? 0.92
01:32:09.020 Like, who puts a dildo underneath the bed? 0.75
01:32:10.720 It's not sanitary.
01:32:11.740 Put it in, like. . .
01:32:12.280 Put it in your f***ing drawer. 0.99
01:32:13.620 Yeah. 0.99
01:32:14.040 At least put it in a drawer that has a bunch of gum and coins in it.
01:32:17.560 Yeah.
01:32:18.520 Under the bed with a flea.
01:32:19.720 Yeah, dude. 1.00
01:32:21.140 Damn. 0.99
01:32:21.700 That's scary, dude. 0.99
01:32:22.420 So, anyways.
01:32:23.160 My dad gets on top of my mom.
01:32:25.420 She says, like. . .
01:32:26.140 I remember he said, like. . .
01:32:27.060 I'm going to f***ing. . . 0.99
01:32:27.880 I'm going to f***ing kill you. 1.00
01:32:29.200 I'm going to f***ing kill you tonight. 1.00
01:32:30.480 Maybe it was just rough sex. 1.00
01:32:31.540 We don't know at this moment, right? 0.98
01:32:32.700 And you were under the bed?
01:32:33.540 I'm under the bed.
01:32:34.080 So, he starts strangling her, and I get out, and the only thing I could see is a guitar. 0.98
01:32:38.540 I just f***ing crack him in the head, call the cops, and then he gives a. . . 0.98
01:32:43.780 I run down the street, calls the cop, gets arrested. 1.00
01:32:45.420 My dumbass mom bailed him out of jail. 1.00
01:32:47.180 Oh. 1.00
01:32:48.060 But it's like. . .
01:32:48.820 I mean, even that, like. . .
01:32:50.780 I mean, that was like. . .
01:32:51.560 I wouldn't even say that's the tip of the iceberg.
01:32:53.180 Right.
01:32:53.320 I mean, I remember, like, being a little kid, so. . .
01:32:54.940 I would always miss school.
01:32:56.440 Because my dad would get home drunk, start drinking at, like, 6.
01:33:01.540 He would get home at, like, 7.
01:33:05.060 And, like, just be up until, like, 3 in the morning.
01:33:08.220 Just, like. . .
01:33:08.660 Just drinking?
01:33:09.300 Tell him drinking. 1.00
01:33:10.220 Tell my mom she's a whore. 1.00
01:33:11.580 He's going to kill her. 1.00
01:33:12.520 Like. . . 1.00
01:33:13.180 I remember I used to, like. . .
01:33:14.660 What a loser, huh? 1.00
01:33:15.580 Oh, a piece of shit. 1.00
01:33:15.960 Sorry to say that about your dad, but that's f***ing lame. 1.00
01:33:17.760 He's shitted. 1.00
01:33:18.980 He died of cancer, but anyways. 1.00
01:33:20.740 He's out of cancer now?
01:33:21.520 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:21.920 He died of cancer. 0.99
01:33:22.680 Yeah, f***ing, you know. 0.99
01:33:23.640 Probably from the hate inside of him built up. 0.99
01:33:25.380 Yeah.
01:33:25.440 I hate to say that.
01:33:26.080 He was just drugs.
01:33:27.480 He was lots of drugs.
01:33:28.940 Pain pills.
01:33:29.600 Why I don't do drugs?
01:33:30.740 So I remember, like, I used to sit there and just kind of, like, hug my mom's leg in the
01:33:34.140 kitchen.
01:33:35.640 You know, like, we had this little nook, and she would, like, go in the nook, and I would
01:33:38.460 just sit there, like, all night long. 0.98
01:33:41.160 I'm by, like, the feet of my mom, and my dad, like, I'm going to f***ing kill you, and this 1.00
01:33:44.740 and that. 0.99
01:33:45.880 And I'll never forget, like, he would talk about, like, burning her face with acid.
01:33:50.180 And mind you, I'm in elementary school.
01:33:51.720 I'm in elementary school, right?
01:33:52.840 So, like. . . .
01:33:53.780 So that's a lot of responsibility than you feel, probably, just to, like. . . . .
01:33:55.080 You feel probably just to, like, take care of your mom.
01:33:56.620 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:33:57.400 No, he'd always tell her that, like, if you cheat on me, and she probably was cheating on
01:34:01.120 him. 0.99
01:34:01.320 If you cheat on me, I'm going to, like, cut you up and put you in a bottle of acid and 1.00
01:34:04.580 bury you. 1.00
01:34:05.720 So now you fast forward this.
01:34:08.740 Like, I don't go to school.
01:34:10.320 I'm up till three in the morning.
01:34:12.900 And I couldn't stay awake in school.
01:34:15.040 Like, I remember I was, like, in third grade.
01:34:18.200 No, second grade.
01:34:19.040 Like, and I kept falling asleep at my desk.
01:34:21.140 And my teacher took my desk away from me, and she made me, like, stand up. 1.00
01:34:26.280 And so me, I'm like, fuck you. 1.00
01:34:27.720 Being this little kid, I just went and fell asleep on the ground. 1.00
01:34:29.960 And mind you, like, the school system's like, oh, Sean, like, he's just a bad kid.
01:34:33.540 They don't realize I'm up till three o'clock in the morning.
01:34:35.780 Like, you know, late. 1.00
01:34:37.380 I mean, fuck, dude. 1.00
01:34:38.080 I remember. . . 1.00
01:34:38.300 It's hard to stay up late and learn.
01:34:39.560 Dude, I remember, like, laying in bed.
01:34:41.240 Like, I remember I stopped believing in God, man. 1.00
01:34:42.920 And, like, fucking. . . 1.00
01:34:44.420 Like, I had fucking. . . 0.99
01:34:45.580 Yeah, it's crazy shit, dude. 1.00
01:34:48.300 Crazy shit, man. 1.00
01:34:49.720 Yeah. 1.00
01:34:51.020 It's okay, man.
01:34:51.880 It's a lot of that sad.
01:34:52.980 Dude, I used to be scared at night.
01:34:54.120 Like, I used to stand up.
01:34:56.860 Like, I heard when I was a kid that, like, if you peed around your. . .
01:35:00.980 Like, animals could pee somewhere that other animals wouldn't come.
01:35:03.400 You know what I'm talking about?
01:35:04.640 You know what I'm talking about?
01:35:05.880 Huh?
01:35:06.920 Yeah, my God.
01:35:07.700 Have you ever heard that?
01:35:11.500 Yeah, I'm sorry, bud.
01:35:12.920 I'm sorry, buddy.
01:35:20.560 That's all good, dude.
01:35:30.720 We don't have to talk, man.
01:35:31.600 I can just sit here with you for a minute. 1.00
01:35:36.440 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:35:38.320 Ah, fuck. 1.00
01:35:39.360 Take a sec. 1.00
01:35:42.920 I can just sit here.
01:35:43.900 We can just sit here.
01:35:44.540 Nah, it's all good, dude.
01:35:45.080 Take a sec.
01:35:45.600 I'll just process it.
01:36:00.820 I think. . .
01:36:02.560 Some of the hard things that people don't understand, like trauma, you know?
01:36:07.200 Yeah.
01:36:14.960 Sometimes it just comes out.
01:36:16.200 Oh, no, dude.
01:36:16.940 Like, I remember. . .
01:36:18.940 I have a hole in my gum.
01:36:20.400 Yeah, when I was a kid, I used to scratch my gum, and I have a hole in my gum.
01:36:34.020 You know, I'm . . .
01:36:34.600 Just from being nervous and stuff?
01:36:35.740 Nah, just anxiety, you know?
01:36:37.080 Yeah.
01:36:38.280 Yeah.
01:36:38.720 Even to this day.
01:36:40.100 Yeah.
01:36:40.380 I mean, the day, dude, like, I'm a grown-ass man. 0.99
01:36:44.440 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
01:36:45.580 I mean, you could post this. 0.99
01:36:46.740 I don't care.
01:36:47.540 Oh, dude, I don't have any. . .
01:36:48.780 No, it's all good, dude.
01:36:49.540 I mean, it's what it is, dude.
01:36:51.060 Like, it is what it is.
01:36:51.900 Like, people understand, like, when I talk about, like, oh, I kill a man, it's like,
01:36:57.600 you don't understand, dude.
01:36:58.380 Like, when you go through that level of trauma, like, you just view it a little differently.
01:37:02.860 You know?
01:37:03.160 So, it's like, I have a hole in my gum, because I'd have so much anxiety as a kid, and I would
01:37:07.640 just scratch my gum until, like, I'm in just blood, you know?
01:37:13.560 And, you know, you're, like, you're in pre-alimentary school.
01:37:15.880 You don't know why you're doing it.
01:37:17.060 Yeah.
01:37:17.560 Yeah. 1.00
01:37:18.080 Fucking A. 1.00
01:37:18.960 I remember, like, suicide, you know? 1.00
01:37:22.480 Like, you don't even know what suicide is when you're a kid.
01:37:24.740 When you're really talking about suicide, like, being a little kid, like, laying in bed, 0.99
01:37:27.900 like, just, like, man, I'm just fucking, I'm done with this shit, you know? 0.99
01:37:32.200 Like, there can't be a God. 0.99
01:37:34.280 No, it makes me sad. 1.00
01:37:35.140 Yeah, it's fucked up, dude. 0.99
01:37:36.380 No, it just makes me sad that a kid has to feel that way, you know? 0.99
01:37:39.320 Yeah, so, like.
01:37:40.180 Any kid. 1.00
01:37:40.740 Whenever Dreykus goes on there, and, like, he jokes about that shit. 1.00
01:37:44.520 Right. 0.99
01:37:44.880 Like, dude, you have no idea.
01:37:46.540 It lands in a real place. 1.00
01:37:47.620 Oh, yeah, no, like, I'll fucking kill you, dude. 1.00
01:37:49.640 You have no idea. 1.00
01:37:50.880 You know, and I think the issue is, too, like, when you're a kid, and you're made to be
01:37:55.960 a victim your whole life as an adult, you're just like, never again, dude. 1.00
01:38:00.220 I will fucking kill you. 1.00
01:38:01.340 You know, it's like, so as an adult, you have someone that comes and talks to you, like, 1.00
01:38:07.580 a certain way. 1.00
01:38:08.260 You're like, dude, I will fucking kill you. 1.00
01:38:10.040 Strikes the same chord, yeah. 1.00
01:38:12.500 Yeah, I mean, and this is like, as a comedian, you got to joke about trauma. 0.92
01:38:17.020 Like, people think, like, I joke, like, I joke about all this shit, like, you know, 0.65
01:38:20.360 as we're laughing, like, you got to joke about, like, you got to joke about it. 0.93
01:38:24.300 If you don't, like, how do you process that?
01:38:26.200 You know, how do you process that kind of abuse?
01:38:28.820 I mean, I'll never forget, my brother, my brother, we were, like, upstairs once, and 0.99
01:38:34.800 he taped, and he taped knives to his fucking leg. 0.99
01:38:38.140 I mean, we're talking elementary school. 1.00
01:38:40.460 He was going to go sit on the couch with my dad and stab him, dude. 1.00
01:38:43.200 You know, it's like, it's like, that level of shit, you know? 1.00
01:38:50.080 Yeah. 1.00
01:38:53.240 Makes you kind of want to kill him, man, but. 1.00
01:38:55.040 Yeah. 1.00
01:38:55.460 Yeah, you fucking, I mean, we all got, we've all gone through shit, man. 1.00
01:39:02.800 Your brother, a pretty nice guy? 1.00
01:39:05.420 Yeah, he's all right.
01:39:06.320 You know, he's a close friend.
01:39:07.700 Yeah. 1.00
01:39:07.980 It's like, it just gives you, like, just shit you can't, yeah, you can't fucking deal with. 0.99
01:39:16.860 But, yeah, man, life's good. 0.99
01:39:18.140 I make a lot of money now.
01:39:19.060 I'm happy, but, you know.
01:39:21.140 Did you think, like, because, yeah, I remember being so scared when I was a kid.
01:39:25.420 Like, I was saying, like, I remember hearing that, like, animals, if you pee, like, animals,
01:39:30.100 if an animal peed to where another animal wouldn't come.
01:39:32.500 So, I would stand up on my bed at night, and I would pee around my bed in a circle,
01:39:36.540 because I was afraid that things were going to get me. 0.99
01:39:38.160 No shit. 0.99
01:39:38.540 Who were you afraid? 1.00
01:39:39.380 Like, any particular, just.
01:39:40.640 Everything.
01:39:42.220 I mean, I was just afraid of everything.
01:39:44.180 I mean, you didn't really grow up with a dad, you know, like, I understand.
01:39:47.040 Yeah, I just didn't have anybody just teach me about anything.
01:39:49.380 I was just, like, I was just felt like a, I don't know.
01:39:54.560 I think I felt worthless, probably.
01:39:57.140 But then I think.
01:39:57.980 Well, not having a dad's rough, dude.
01:39:59.220 Like, I mean, you had a dad, but, like.
01:40:00.860 Like, yeah, but I think not having somebody, like, communicate with you 0.96
01:40:04.540 or fucking treat you, I don't know. 0.91
01:40:07.100 I don't know what it was, but I was just really scared. 0.99
01:40:09.600 Yeah.
01:40:09.900 That's why I think when I see a lot of you guys, like, I think there's a lot of guys 0.99
01:40:13.420 out there who, fuck, I wish I could have been even able to defend myself 0.99
01:40:18.060 in my neighborhood or anything. 0.99
01:40:19.200 Like, I didn't have anybody to look out.
01:40:20.540 You know, I just didn't.
01:40:21.800 So, I think, you know, you see guys. 0.99
01:40:23.900 Fucked up, man. 0.98
01:40:24.540 Like, you guys, it's like at least, you know, even though you're fighting each other, 1.00
01:40:28.380 it's still, like.
01:40:29.280 Like, well, you got to learn, you got to want to be violent.
01:40:32.140 I mean, there's some guys, like, you know, there's some guys like John Jones 0.99
01:40:34.640 who's just a, he's a fucking athlete, you know. 0.93
01:40:37.120 He's just like, there's some, there's a lot of athletes, and there's guys like me 0.99
01:40:40.160 who were like, if it wasn't fighting, I would be in jail.
01:40:44.020 Like, it's not like, like, to have, like, you know what I'm saying? 0.87
01:40:47.260 Like, I truly have a deep down urge to kill somebody.
01:40:49.800 Like, I can't, it doesn't go away. 0.86
01:40:51.660 Like, I just, like, I don't know what it is, man. 0.98
01:40:54.700 Like, you know, you just think, like, yeah, it's fucked up, dude. 0.91
01:40:59.140 You know, so, like, when I train, it gives me tools to process it. 0.77
01:41:03.380 But, like, there's definitely something inside me that, like, tells me that, like,
01:41:09.280 the moment I take someone's life, and I wind you, we could probably agree that it's
01:41:13.740 because you have so much trouble and you're victimized.
01:41:15.720 Is it, like, that's your way of, like, protecting you and saying that if you go
01:41:19.020 and kill somebody, like, you'll be happy. 0.92
01:41:21.980 And I would. 1.00
01:41:22.480 Like, I would. 1.00
01:41:22.960 If you could let me kill a man, like, happy as, I can't, but. 1.00
01:41:26.740 Right. 1.00
01:41:27.340 Some places.
01:41:28.540 Some places, right.
01:41:30.100 But, you know, you're. 1.00
01:41:30.920 Fucking pull up in Memphis. 1.00
01:41:32.040 Yeah. 1.00
01:41:32.700 You can do what you want.
01:41:34.020 But, see, I don't know.
01:41:34.880 Like, a lot of times, I don't know what it's like to talk to normal people.
01:41:38.100 Yeah.
01:41:38.800 I have some people who know exactly what it's like, who've been molested,
01:41:43.080 who've been abused, you know.
01:41:44.200 And it's, like, I have some people who know, you know, have been beat up.
01:41:47.400 These people know what it's like.
01:41:48.780 Yeah.
01:41:48.900 But to go talk to the average person, like, man, you just don't know.
01:41:52.720 It's, like, some people do, but you don't know what it's like to be able to, like, 1.00
01:41:56.140 the only thing, like, that would make me happy is the fucking, literally cave in your fucking skull. 1.00
01:42:02.060 And, like, the only thing that would, I truly want is the fucking, like. 1.00
01:42:06.400 Make somebody hurt. 0.99
01:42:07.260 Fucking hurt, yes. 0.99
01:42:08.920 You know? 0.99
01:42:09.320 And then the problem is, like, it makes me volatile.
01:42:12.620 So, I don't really, even to this day, like, I don't go out much.
01:42:16.080 You can't trust yourself, probably.
01:42:17.000 I can't trust myself.
01:42:18.980 Because I want to.
01:42:19.900 It's not like, it's not like I get angry.
01:42:21.360 And, like, when I went to attack Drake, I wasn't angry.
01:42:23.480 Yeah.
01:42:23.900 When I went to attack, I was.
01:42:25.000 You seemed pretty joyful.
01:42:25.560 Oh, I want, I was more than happy.
01:42:27.120 Something seemed like a Christmas attack, you know.
01:42:28.920 Like, hey.
01:42:29.380 It's the only thing that made me happy. 0.87
01:42:30.780 I'm like, I remember sitting there, like, as, like, I mean, because once I fucking, 0.95
01:42:34.580 he started tackling me, and I started dropping, like, these 12 o'clock elbows. 0.92
01:42:38.920 You will get a sentimental feeling.
01:42:43.700 Yeah. 0.97
01:42:43.720 Well, and I was so fucked up, too, and I'm so happy they didn't get it from a right angle. 0.99
01:42:48.640 I bit him. 0.99
01:42:49.760 Uh-uh. 1.00
01:42:50.360 I shit you not. 0.99
01:42:51.400 So, I, whenever he went into me, and I remember, like, at that moment, like, you'll watch. 0.99
01:42:56.840 He's handsome.
01:42:57.840 Yeah, no, he's a good-looking dude.
01:42:59.240 So, this moment, he tackles me, watching, you'll see, right there, I start thinking.
01:43:04.540 Oh, you see, my head goes up towards him.
01:43:06.340 I start thinking, like, how can I hurt this man? 0.99
01:43:09.260 I'm going to take a fucking chunk out of it. 1.00
01:43:10.400 I'm going to bite his fucking ear off. 1.00
01:43:11.760 Yeah. 1.00
01:43:12.280 And he goes, the end of the day.
01:43:13.200 And then I remember, like, telling myself at that moment, like, Sean, you can't do that.
01:43:16.020 That's something you can't walk away from.
01:43:17.700 Right.
01:43:17.900 Like, if you do that.
01:43:18.840 Right, you're going over another line.
01:43:19.760 If I go, then I'm going to jail.
01:43:21.640 Then I'm going to jail. 0.99
01:43:22.160 Then you're a cannibal. 1.00
01:43:22.860 Then I'm a fuck cannibal. 1.00
01:43:23.820 Yeah, yeah, you don't want to be that. 1.00
01:43:25.000 Like, look, Sean, we'll accept certain things here, okay?
01:43:28.880 But, you know, so, like, whenever you, like...
01:43:30.620 Oh, it gets scary because you don't know, like, that line must be so...
01:43:34.100 I just don't leave.
01:43:34.880 I don't leave my house, dude.
01:43:35.860 It's too risky.
01:43:36.800 Too risky. 0.99
01:43:37.380 And most people I meet are fucking great. 0.99
01:43:39.080 Most people I meet are great. 0.99
01:43:40.120 They ask for a picture.
01:43:41.840 But, like, it only takes one guy to be like, hey, you know what? 1.00
01:43:44.980 Fuck you, you piece of shit. 1.00
01:43:46.340 Yeah. 1.00
01:43:46.620 And next thing you know, I'm fucking, I'm caving his head on the school. 1.00
01:43:49.480 Yeah. 0.99
01:43:49.720 On the ground. 0.99
01:43:51.160 Damn, it reminds me of, like, when people, like, my sister, 0.99
01:43:53.660 they have, like, pit bulls and you see people. 0.99
01:43:55.780 100%.
01:43:56.060 Yeah.
01:43:57.140 I hate to say that because it's not fair to compare you to an... 1.00
01:43:59.680 No, it's like, it's a...
01:43:59.700 No, this is what it is, dude.
01:44:01.120 It's like a dog, bro.
01:44:01.900 It's like...
01:44:02.360 Well, it's an animal.
01:44:03.580 I wouldn't say a dog.
01:44:05.460 Yeah, but it's like...
01:44:06.420 But it's, like, something that can't always probably trust its own...
01:44:10.020 I don't know.
01:44:10.700 The problem is it feels good.
01:44:12.220 It's not like... 1.00
01:44:12.940 Fuck. 1.00
01:44:13.400 It's like, I don't know. 1.00
01:44:14.220 Everyone's like, oh, you get blacked out angry.
01:44:15.640 Like, I'm not angry.
01:44:16.540 Like, I'm, like, I'm a...
01:44:17.480 I mean, I'm almost like this in euphoricness.
01:44:19.800 Like, it's a bliss.
01:44:20.740 It's like...
01:44:21.460 It's like...
01:44:23.260 Yeah, it's peaceful, you know?
01:44:26.040 Yeah, man.
01:44:26.620 But I'm better, dude.
01:44:27.780 Like, you know, MMA helps.
01:44:29.080 Like, I always tell guys, like... 0.99
01:44:30.460 I used to think guys with PTSD were the biggest pussies. 1.00
01:44:34.340 You know? 1.00
01:44:34.800 Like, I'm like, PTSD?
01:44:35.900 Like, what?
01:44:36.620 You can't leave your house?
01:44:38.000 Yeah.
01:44:38.180 You can't have relationships?
01:44:39.480 Oh, you have guys who are claiming PTSD from, like, a getting...
01:44:41.680 Because there's new speed bumps in their neighborhood.
01:44:43.420 But, you know, what I would say to that, though, it's like...
01:44:46.140 And I have so much more sympathy for, like, guys who suffer from that.
01:44:49.580 Because you gotta understand, I was born in it.
01:44:51.180 Like, I was born in the life.
01:44:52.940 I was born...
01:44:54.520 Like, I mean, I remember...
01:44:55.420 I stopped believing in God when I was in elementary school.
01:44:57.740 I was laying in bed crying, thinking about killing myself.
01:45:00.300 Yeah. 1.00
01:45:00.600 Like, there can't be a fucking God here. 1.00
01:45:02.100 How is there a God? 1.00
01:45:03.020 Like, why would I be in this situation?
01:45:05.400 There's a God. 0.99
01:45:05.740 I ain't no fucking God. 0.99
01:45:06.820 It's heartbreaking to think that a child would have to have those thoughts in bed. 0.99
01:45:09.600 Oh, I mean, yeah.
01:45:10.160 My earliest memories, dude.
01:45:11.440 And, like, I don't have, like, when I think back and, like, when I think of a kid, I cannot recall one good memory. 0.96
01:45:18.140 Not one fucking good memory as a kid. 0.97
01:45:19.860 Yeah. 0.99
01:45:20.200 So you cannot pay me to relive my life. 0.99
01:45:22.440 You cannot fucking pay me. 0.99
01:45:23.380 Now it's fine. 1.00
01:45:24.240 Yeah. 1.00
01:45:25.120 But when I used to, like, with PTSD, I used to, like, look at, like, soldiers coming home like, you guys are pussies. 0.99
01:45:30.260 Yeah. 1.00
01:45:30.880 Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? 0.99
01:45:32.220 And then you realize, like, I grew up in the life. 1.00
01:45:34.500 I grew up in it.
01:45:35.300 I learned how to cope and how to deal.
01:45:36.980 I learned that don't go out in public.
01:45:39.480 Hide away from people.
01:45:40.480 Like, don't go do these things.
01:45:42.040 But I couldn't picture being, like, a 20.
01:45:45.220 Like, I couldn't picture being 24 years old and being a normal guy.
01:45:48.460 Like, I like life.
01:45:49.640 I like chicks. 1.00
01:45:50.260 I like going to a party.
01:45:50.940 I like drinking.
01:45:51.880 Yeah.
01:45:52.080 And all of a sudden, like, the curtain drops. 0.99
01:45:55.140 And you're like, who the fuck am I? 0.99
01:45:56.240 I can't. 0.99
01:45:56.580 I'm volatile.
01:45:57.440 I can't go out.
01:45:58.180 Like, it's rough, man. 1.00
01:45:59.540 Fuck. 1.00
01:46:00.060 That's why training, I always tell people, like. 1.00
01:46:01.920 That saved your life.
01:46:02.980 Oh, not in my life.
01:46:04.240 And that's what people, like, I wouldn't be a mess.
01:46:05.820 Probably saved a lot of about 20 just random strangers in the street, too.
01:46:08.580 I mean, I used to walk.
01:46:09.500 I remember a kid, dude.
01:46:10.340 I used to walk in bad neighborhoods with a knife.
01:46:12.840 Just, like, just waiting. 0.99
01:46:15.240 Like, give me a chance to kill somebody. 0.99
01:46:17.240 Give me an opportunity, you know? 0.97
01:46:19.320 But it's, like, people are always like, I want to be a serial killer.
01:46:22.320 Like, I'm not a high-functioning psychopath.
01:46:24.760 Like, that's not what I do.
01:46:25.280 You've got to be so organized, I think, to do that.
01:46:26.800 So, what would have happened is, I would have been another statistic.
01:46:30.420 I would have been walking down the street. 0.99
01:46:32.820 Some guy would have, some guy would have, I would have killed him. 0.99
01:46:36.160 I would have been in jail. 0.99
01:46:37.020 And I would have been, then I would have probably been a white supremacist.
01:46:38.940 And that's my life.
01:46:40.240 Now, I'll never forget, I was driving, I got arrested when I was younger. 0.98
01:46:42.500 Obviously, who the fucking thought, right? 0.97
01:46:43.780 Yeah, I knew it. 0.99
01:46:44.560 Two, two, yeah, two GBI, two felony GBI's.
01:46:47.420 And, and I was driving back from court. 0.99
01:46:50.820 And fucking, I was on a motorcycle. 0.99
01:46:53.460 And this guy, like, this guy, I'm just, I want to hurt somebody. 0.99
01:46:58.060 I'm angry.
01:46:58.640 I'm pissed off. 0.99
01:46:59.280 I'm looking at fucking hard prison time. 0.99
01:47:01.120 I'm just angry. 0.99
01:47:03.620 He's on a motorcycle.
01:47:04.720 And I guess I kind of, I cut him off.
01:47:06.340 Like, I mean, I manipulated the situation. 0.99
01:47:08.260 I manipulated the situation because I wanted to fucking hurt somebody. 0.98
01:47:11.360 And he pulls over and I get off my bike. 1.00
01:47:13.280 And I'm literally, like, in this moment, like, I'm going to fucking kill this man. 0.99
01:47:17.540 And then the moment I get off on my bike, he pulls out a badge. 0.99
01:47:20.020 And, like, he's a cop. 1.00
01:47:21.720 And I'm like, oh, shit. 0.99
01:47:22.620 And I remember the guy, like, the guy was generally concerned. 0.99
01:47:24.760 Like, hey, man, like, are you okay? 0.98
01:47:26.240 Like, the fuck's wrong with you, you know? 0.98
01:47:27.880 Because he knew, like, he knew. 1.00
01:47:29.980 Yeah, life's crazy.
01:47:31.060 There was a point in my life, too, where, like, I didn't.
01:47:33.060 I must have been grateful, then, that he did that almost in a way.
01:47:35.040 Oh, yeah.
01:47:35.320 I mean, if he didn't, like, who knows what would happen.
01:47:37.280 I remember there was one point in my life, too, where, like, I was just going through it.
01:47:39.960 Like, I was in the UFC, too, at the time.
01:47:43.160 And I was just, like, I lived in Temecula.
01:47:44.600 And there was, like, a big, like, motorcycle gang population. 0.99
01:47:46.960 Like, I don't know, Vagos or some shit.
01:47:49.560 And I remember, like, I just was, like, dude, I'd lay in bed. 0.89
01:47:51.880 And, like, I was hurting, dude.
01:47:52.840 Like, not, like, I don't know if it's depressed, but it's, like.
01:47:57.300 Well, your body's not supposed to, as a kid, you're not supposed to have that much pain inside of it.
01:48:00.240 So, no, this is, like, in my 20s now.
01:48:02.100 I remember 20s, and, like, I just, like, it gets, you build up so much.
01:48:07.200 We're, like, I need, I have to do something.
01:48:09.060 Like, I need to hurt somebody to make this go away.
01:48:11.740 And I'll never forget, it didn't happen, but there was, like, I was riding, and there was a Vago.
01:48:15.180 And I'm, like, this is the one.
01:48:16.100 And what's a Vago?
01:48:17.100 It's, like, a gangbanger, like a mortal.
01:48:18.640 Oh, yeah.
01:48:19.460 Like a guy who hides in a car wash at night.
01:48:21.380 I was, like, this is the, like, I was, like, this is my victimist, like, this is my crime.
01:48:25.360 That, like, if I can't get away with it, he's a gangbanger.
01:48:28.240 He'll accept it. 1.00
01:48:29.160 Like, I could kill this man somewhere if there's not a camera. 0.99
01:48:33.220 And there's a chance that we don't get away. 0.98
01:48:35.200 And I remember, like, I'll never forget, I went in front of him. 0.98
01:48:37.180 And that day, and I, like, fucking, boom, cut him off and flipped him off. 1.00
01:48:40.120 I said, fuck you. 1.00
01:48:41.900 And then I was, like, waiting for him to, like, follow me somewhere. 1.00
01:48:45.020 And I even had it planned out.
01:48:45.980 I was, like, I'm going to UFC.
01:48:47.360 I was going to take him to the second.
01:48:48.480 You were already in the UFC?
01:48:49.280 Yeah, I was in Temecula. 1.00
01:48:50.280 I was going to take him to, like, a dirt road and just fucking kill him, beat him to death. 1.00
01:48:52.960 You've been like Aaron Hernandez. 1.00
01:48:55.240 Like, beat him to death.
01:48:57.020 And then, you know, it's exciting and it's scary at the same time you're thinking about doing it. 0.85
01:49:01.340 And then he just, like, I guess he just didn't want it.
01:49:04.140 He just drove away, flipped me off, drove away.
01:49:06.620 But all it took, like, all it took was that.
01:49:08.440 All it would have taken was one other little thing. 1.00
01:49:09.680 Him to be like, all right, fuck you. 1.00
01:49:10.680 I'm going to follow you. 1.00
01:49:12.160 Next thing you know, dude, I'm fucking, I'm going to be in prison handcuffed. 0.99
01:49:15.740 Right. 0.99
01:49:16.060 Because, you know, you're so angry you don't think about consequences.
01:49:18.840 You just think about, like, I'm hurting so much.
01:49:20.700 Like, there's so much pressure in me.
01:49:22.940 Like, I got to get this.
01:49:23.920 I got to make it go away.
01:49:25.440 Yeah.
01:49:26.660 It just, man, it's fucking crazy that, uh, it just, it's so unfair that how much pressure, 0.98
01:49:35.440 like, sometimes people have to have in them for shit they didn't even do. 0.98
01:49:39.680 Yeah. 0.99
01:49:39.940 You know?
01:49:40.820 Well, it's because your brain, you know, it's like your brain tells you that this cave is bad.
01:49:44.860 Don't go there.
01:49:45.460 It's like an evolutionary, like.
01:49:47.200 Yeah.
01:49:47.460 Like, so, and one of the hardest things for me, it's like, I was brought up in a world that doesn't exist.
01:49:53.460 So, like, I was brought up in this, like, primitive, primal, fucked up world where, like, my brain was telling me that you are in a very bad place and the world's bad.
01:50:02.640 But, right? 0.97
01:50:04.300 So, my brain evolved to be violent.
01:50:07.480 It evolved to be violent, hypersexual, aggressive.
01:50:11.720 And then as a man now, I'm in 2023.
01:50:14.640 How do I function?
01:50:15.880 Yeah.
01:50:16.540 Like, I got to go through, I got to go through the world as, like, I, this is not what my brain was evolved for.
01:50:21.720 Wow.
01:50:22.300 So, I was, like, that's what training helps me.
01:50:23.760 You're almost like a time traveler, it must feel like, in a way.
01:50:25.880 Well, because I, I involved, like, because, like, my brain evolved in a very primitive way.
01:50:30.740 Like, it evolved in, like.
01:50:31.840 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:50:32.720 Like, you got to kill this man. 1.00
01:50:34.140 You got to fuck that girl. 1.00
01:50:35.280 Like, there was a communal porn box. 1.00
01:50:37.220 Like.
01:50:39.540 That's not fair.
01:50:41.100 But it is what it is.
01:50:42.140 But it is what it is.
01:50:42.840 Right.
01:50:43.020 It is what it is.
01:50:43.340 Right.
01:50:43.560 You can't always keep looking back at it.
01:50:45.260 You just move on.
01:50:46.600 And right now, I'm happy, bro.
01:50:47.580 I mean, you're happy.
01:50:48.240 Your life's good. 0.99
01:50:48.980 I mean, you went through some shit. 1.00
01:50:50.300 We've all been through some shit. 1.00
01:50:52.100 Like, if you look at the statistics of child abuse, we've all been through some shit. 1.00
01:50:55.380 Some people more than others. 0.99
01:50:56.700 Yeah. 1.00
01:50:56.920 Fuck, my life was fucking Disneyland to some people. 1.00
01:50:59.800 I know. 1.00
01:51:00.800 But, I mean, I'm just working.
01:51:01.940 Like, I was, like, I was, like, at all, dude.
01:51:05.320 I just stayed away from people.
01:51:07.060 Do you think it's gotten better or worse over time?
01:51:12.540 Oh.
01:51:12.940 It's definitely better.
01:51:15.860 Like, my mental state of mind.
01:51:17.500 Like, dude, having a girlfriend helps.
01:51:18.920 Yeah.
01:51:19.440 I know you said that you really, at Slap, you were like, yeah, I really like having this. 0.99
01:51:23.180 So, it's like, dude, whenever she's gone, like, and mind you, I, like, I could go fuck 1.00
01:51:28.320 anybody I want to fuck. 1.00
01:51:29.000 I don't. 1.00
01:51:29.740 Yeah.
01:51:30.080 But, like, whenever she's gone, dude, like, I would just be in my house.
01:51:32.680 And I started looking at all the things I own. 0.99
01:51:34.920 Like, I have a couch, a fucking TV. 1.00
01:51:37.280 Like, why do I have this shit? 1.00
01:51:38.140 I don't want this shit. 1.00
01:51:38.820 Like, and you start, like, and you start just getting, like, crazy. 1.00
01:51:42.560 Oh, yeah.
01:51:43.060 I don't do well alone.
01:51:45.040 Oh, yeah.
01:51:45.680 And that's one of those things, too, where, like, a lot of people with trauma, you self-isolate
01:51:51.200 yourself because it feels good.
01:51:52.260 Right.
01:51:52.760 You want to be alone.
01:51:53.700 And you want to keep yourself away from people.
01:51:55.160 A lot of times, like, if I'm angry or whatever's going on with me, the last thing I want to do
01:51:59.160 sometimes is put it around anybody else.
01:52:01.320 Yeah, like, yeah, exactly.
01:52:02.520 You want to, like, you want to be most, like, like, all these mass shooters, all these killers,
01:52:08.060 like, you want to be alone.
01:52:09.620 Like, you want to be quiet.
01:52:11.040 You don't, people make you feel outcasted.
01:52:13.360 They don't make you feel right.
01:52:14.960 And so what you do is you listen to those thoughts and you stay alone.
01:52:18.520 And then you just, and the moment you go out, say, I'll be alone, I'll be alone, I'll
01:52:23.340 go get food.
01:52:23.860 Like, no, Sean, get out of the house, go get food, like.
01:52:27.060 Right.
01:52:27.540 Do something because it helps.
01:52:28.760 But it doesn't help. 0.98
01:52:29.600 But it doesn't help if it's you because you have so much of that fucking risk potential. 0.98
01:52:32.580 I don't have that part. 0.99
01:52:33.360 So now I'm at In-N-Out and I'm looking at all these fucking people and I'm just, like, 0.98
01:52:36.440 anger is just building inside me and I'm getting fucking angrier. 0.76
01:52:39.460 So my girl, my girl's helped me a lot.
01:52:42.140 Yeah.
01:52:43.300 Function.
01:52:43.680 Yeah, she's helped me a lot, dude.
01:52:45.300 Did you have, like, some fun memories from when you were a kid?
01:52:47.520 Like, was there something fun that you guys used to go do?
01:52:49.200 Like, did y'all go trick-or-treating or something like that? 0.99
01:52:50.620 My brother, I mean, fucking my brother was, like, my dad. 0.98
01:52:53.280 Was he really? 1.00
01:52:54.240 But my brother was fucking brutal to me. 0.99
01:52:56.560 Like, you know, my brother's three years older than me. 0.99
01:52:58.640 And you're having a, he was like my dad.
01:53:01.280 You're having a, him raise me as a kid. 0.99
01:53:03.500 And all he knows is stuff, shit, he's seen or learned. 1.00
01:53:05.500 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:53:05.960 So my mommy, he'd fuck me up, beat the shit out of me. 1.00
01:53:08.700 Like, I get, I remember I'd get, every day my mom would come back from work, 1.00
01:53:12.180 I'd be fucked up with bruises. 0.95
01:53:13.900 I bet he feels horrible about it. 0.99
01:53:15.080 Uh, I mean, it's kind of hard, dude, because it's like, you're a kid raising a kid.
01:53:20.240 Right.
01:53:21.220 You know?
01:53:21.840 Right, it's almost not even fair for him to feel horrible about it.
01:53:24.320 Yeah, you know? 0.98
01:53:25.020 So it's like, I mean, I remember we had a fucking prison whip, bro. 0.99
01:53:28.940 My dad had a prison whip. 0.99
01:53:30.120 And my brother would be like, fucking, if you don't clean the house, I'm going to whack you with this thing. 1.00
01:53:34.980 You may hit with a fucking prison whip, dude. 1.00
01:53:36.240 It fucking takes skin off the bone. 1.00
01:53:37.860 I mean, it takes fucking skin off, but. 0.99
01:53:39.880 I wouldn't like it. 0.98
01:53:40.900 It's not good, dude.
01:53:41.800 It's a big metal plastic whip.
01:53:44.040 So you take my dad, then you take my brother, just, you know, like.
01:53:48.700 Yeah.
01:53:48.900 It just adds up, dude. 0.99
01:53:50.500 And it's scary to think, man, that so many people go through so much shit like that. 0.99
01:53:53.680 No, it's plastic, bro. 0.99
01:53:54.340 The prison whip is plastic.
01:53:55.780 You got to go type in prison.
01:53:57.360 Yeah, that's an expensive one.
01:53:58.320 Modern prison whip.
01:53:59.160 Modern prison whip. 1.00
01:54:00.200 Yeah, this motherfucker's looking at like the 1500s and shit over here. 1.00
01:54:04.720 Nah, it's a hard plastic rod, bro. 0.99
01:54:06.920 Yeah, it's kind of like that, but like, that's new age. 1.00
01:54:09.320 That's some prison shit. 1.00
01:54:10.100 That's a new age shit. 1.00
01:54:11.480 But yeah, man, it's been a good podcast, Theo. 1.00
01:54:13.460 Good shit, dude. 0.96
01:54:14.300 Well, I'm trying to think if there's anything else that we can talk about that makes me 1.00
01:54:18.160 a little bit less depressed.
01:54:20.040 Well, I just think, no, I think just like, when you talk about that kind of stuff, like,
01:54:24.000 I do realize, like, when I'm able to share things, like, because some people that's,
01:54:28.100 one of the gifts that some people have, right, and I believe this, is like, you know,
01:54:33.420 people that went through something that was super, really tough, right, and they're able
01:54:37.220 to get through it, and then if they are able to articulate what it was like and how it
01:54:44.180 affected them, if they were able to do all that and get through it and still have some
01:54:49.020 way to articulate it, well, that's where it's able to be beneficial. 0.98
01:54:52.780 The difficult thing with me, it's like, with fighting, like, I was able to get pussy, I 1.00
01:54:59.600 was able to, like, be with women and have that, but most- 0.99
01:55:02.680 Big women, too, I bet. 1.00
01:55:03.560 Big women. 1.00
01:55:04.300 Big women. 1.00
01:55:05.040 Big women. 1.00
01:55:05.520 But guys, the problem is, like, a lot of guys like me, that's not necessarily the case.
01:55:10.860 They don't train, they don't fight, and they just self-isolate.
01:55:14.840 You just gotta, like, yeah, man, it's hard.
01:55:16.440 Just what I would tell anybody is just don't self-isolate, even though it feels good and 0.58
01:55:20.700 you want to fucking, you know, it feels good, like, I just don't do it. 0.82
01:55:25.460 Yeah, I'll do it. 1.00
01:55:26.040 Yeah.
01:55:26.780 Yeah, because I'll, like, go against them.
01:55:28.500 That's why I go to, like, recovery meetings and stuff, because it makes me go to a meeting.
01:55:31.580 I have to be in a room where people, like, like, one thing I like about recovery meetings 0.96
01:55:35.380 is, like, you're able to share how you feel in there about shit, and nobody can cross-talk. 0.98
01:55:40.200 You go to recovery meetings? 0.99
01:55:41.260 Yeah.
01:55:41.660 Does it help?
01:55:42.360 Oh, it helps a lot.
01:55:43.560 Yeah.
01:55:43.840 It helps a lot, bro. 0.99
01:55:44.940 It's a lot of people talking about all this kind of shit. 1.00
01:55:47.380 Well, addiction, addiction's real, like, yeah, addiction, I mean, like, fuck, man. 1.00
01:55:54.020 I mean, we all got addictions. 0.99
01:55:55.440 You know, mine a lot was women, you know, prior to my girl, like, I had a bad, like, sex addiction.
01:55:59.520 Not sex addiction, but it's, like, just, like, all guys, like, you know, you're a single
01:56:03.660 guy, the only thing that makes you feel good is chasing a woman. 0.71
01:56:07.880 Oh, yeah.
01:56:08.780 You know? 0.99
01:56:09.500 Oh, when I was young, dude, like, once I learned about jerking off and everything. 0.99
01:56:12.820 Oh, yeah, it's bad. 0.99
01:56:13.580 All downhill.
01:56:14.300 All bad.
01:56:14.700 All bad. 0.99
01:56:16.040 If I had a thought, an idea, anything, I would just jerk off. 0.97
01:56:19.100 You know, it's funny. 0.96
01:56:19.680 I actually get a lot. 0.98
01:56:20.420 If I had a good idea, I'd go jerk off. 0.87
01:56:22.060 Like, no, it's funny. 1.00
01:56:22.900 I'll watch porn, and the moment I come, dude, I get kind of pissed off. 0.98
01:56:26.400 Yeah. 0.98
01:56:26.960 But, like, it's kind of weird.
01:56:28.300 Like, so my dad, right? 0.99
01:56:29.380 My dad, hypersexual, dildos, communal porn box. 0.99
01:56:32.860 They're, like, I feel a lot of shame from sex. 0.99
01:56:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:56:35.120 So, like, you know, like, I'll watch porn, like, oh, jerk. 1.00
01:56:39.140 I don't really watch porn much anymore. 1.00
01:56:40.560 The second I jerk off, I feel so ashamed of myself. 0.99
01:56:42.020 I feel so ashamed. 0.96
01:56:42.780 But I grew up, but I'm like, yeah. 1.00
01:56:44.060 I'll yell at my dick. 1.00
01:56:44.860 I'll call it. 1.00
01:56:45.180 Yeah, you're just mad.
01:56:46.540 You went for that temporary affixion.
01:56:49.000 Yeah.
01:56:49.340 Yeah.
01:56:50.180 But you know what?
01:56:50.980 It's the only way I knew to make myself feel good was that. 0.97
01:56:54.440 It was the only good feeling I had in my fucking whole life was just like this. 0.94
01:56:57.840 I was like. 0.98
01:56:58.120 It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a chemical, dude.
01:56:59.800 Yeah.
01:56:59.940 You just, you're chasing it.
01:57:00.760 But, you know, like, I mean, dude, I'm like, I'll get on a motorcycle.
01:57:03.480 And I mean, last night going to the event, dude, my manager is with me and I'm driving
01:57:07.380 like 120 through red lights.
01:57:08.720 You on the back?
01:57:09.500 Nah, he has another bike, but he's like, he didn't keep up, right?
01:57:12.260 And I even told him, I was like, you don't, don't keep up with me.
01:57:14.780 Like, just stay at home.
01:57:16.200 Like, you just, I'll meet you at the event.
01:57:17.720 We're going to the same place.
01:57:18.400 I'm going like 120 through red lights.
01:57:20.800 And it's just like that.
01:57:22.980 Even though like, yeah, you can't, but it just feels good.
01:57:25.080 It makes you feel good.
01:57:25.700 That like temporary high of feeling good, you know?
01:57:28.120 Yeah.
01:57:28.440 Yeah, it's just exactly.
01:57:29.420 It feels good.
01:57:30.260 Yeah. 0.99
01:57:30.720 But, you know, I mean, I guess we could wrap this motherfucker up. 0.98
01:57:33.000 It's getting late. 0.98
01:57:33.700 Yeah, it is getting late, but.
01:57:34.900 I would tell, I would just tell you guys that train, you know, don't isolate. 0.99
01:57:42.960 Fucking man. 0.99
01:57:43.920 Good luck. 1.00
01:57:44.440 I wish you guys the best of luck.
01:57:46.200 I believe that. 1.00
01:57:48.840 We're fucked, huh? 1.00
01:57:50.160 Yeah, we're fucked. 1.00
01:57:51.420 Don't have kids, you know? 1.00
01:57:52.200 Just don't fucking in. 0.99
01:57:53.360 I know, I actually, we'd actually probably be really good parents. 0.99
01:57:56.520 Yeah.
01:57:57.020 But when you get so much trauma, you're like, I don't really know, you know?
01:57:59.960 Yeah, I know.
01:58:00.400 It is a little risky.
01:58:01.640 Dude, there's days where I'm like, I'd be a great dad. 1.00
01:58:03.640 And there's days like, I would leave those motherfuckers. 1.00
01:58:07.720 One long afternoon and I'll fucking get some milk and get out of here. 1.00
01:58:10.700 I want to get some milk, brother. 0.99
01:58:12.660 Like, damn, that milk's far away. 0.99
01:58:14.640 That's what my son's going to be thinking. 1.00
01:58:16.240 But fuck, man, you know, at the end of the day, guys, we all know that I'm a little fucked up. 1.00
01:58:19.940 Thea's a little fucked up. 1.00
01:58:20.780 We're all a little fucked up. 1.00
01:58:21.820 Yeah. 1.00
01:58:22.280 We're all fucked up, dude. 0.98
01:58:23.760 Wish you guys the best, man. 1.00
01:58:25.020 And, you know, what I tell you guys, if you ever have those, like, fuck that feelings, 1.00
01:58:29.000 come train. 0.99
01:58:29.720 Jiu-jitsu, MMA.
01:58:30.700 It's like, it's a brotherhood there.
01:58:32.700 You'll have a lot of people that are like-minded.
01:58:34.240 Not, I mean, I train with a lot of normal guys. 0.99
01:58:36.740 But there are a lot of guys who have been molested by fucking, you know. 0.99
01:58:40.440 I know guys, I've trained with guys who've been molested. 0.99
01:58:43.060 You know, it's like-
01:58:44.140 Oh, yeah.
01:58:44.780 Yeah. 0.93
01:58:45.100 So it's like, if you're a guy going through some rough shit, you know, a gym is a good 0.98
01:58:50.640 home for you. 1.00
01:58:51.320 Or just go to a fucking meeting. 1.00
01:58:52.900 Yeah. 1.00
01:58:53.680 But a gym, there is something physical about it.
01:58:55.900 Physically getting things out of your body is really interesting.
01:58:58.180 Because I think there's different ways to do it.
01:58:59.920 Yeah.
01:59:00.200 You know, I think you can do it physically.
01:59:01.180 I think you can do it by going to, like, therapy and stuff like that.
01:59:04.820 Ayahuasca was super helpful.
01:59:05.780 Did you ever do that?
01:59:06.320 No, I've never do drugs.
01:59:07.420 I do drugs scare me, dude.
01:59:09.180 Yeah, this is different, though.
01:59:10.560 I would never push a drug on anybody.
01:59:12.500 This isn't something you could go do in an alley or before you go to a club.
01:59:15.240 The problem is, dude, like, I know, like, my inner thoughts.
01:59:17.600 I know what I want.
01:59:18.440 Yeah.
01:59:18.700 And it's like, I don't want to put myself in a position to where, like-
01:59:23.320 Yeah, that's true.
01:59:24.020 Let's keep you chill.
01:59:25.280 Yeah, you know.
01:59:25.940 Let's keep you on ice, dude.
01:59:27.100 Imagine, like, imagine if, like, I do some, like, I do something.
01:59:31.160 You know, Ayahuasca is different.
01:59:32.500 But if I do, like, if I start drinking alcohol-
01:59:35.280 Oh, yeah, that's bad.
01:59:37.360 Then, like, that wall that I put up in my brain is going to start, like, coming down a little bit.
01:59:41.940 Yeah.
01:59:42.060 Coming down on the side. 1.00
01:59:42.660 Just stay away from that shit. 1.00
01:59:43.680 Yeah. 1.00
01:59:44.540 But, I mean, it fucking helps from what they say. 0.98
01:59:49.280 Yeah, man. 0.98
01:59:49.600 What do we know?
01:59:50.340 Yeah, what do we know, dude?
01:59:51.100 I don't know. 1.00
01:59:51.460 We're just a couple fucking idiots talking, crying the shit on fucking- 1.00
01:59:54.840 Dude, you just beat up one of your fucking co-workers yesterday. 1.00
01:59:57.380 Yeah, fuck, man. 1.00
01:59:58.540 Fucking deserved it. 1.00
02:00:00.000 Yeah. 0.99
02:00:00.320 The only thing that I will say about Dragos is you're very lucky that happened in a fight
02:00:05.040 and not in the world because we would probably both be dead this day if that weren't happening
02:00:09.440 anywhere else. 0.99
02:00:10.000 Damn. 1.00
02:00:11.340 God bless the UFC then, huh? 0.99
02:00:12.720 God bless the UFC.
02:00:14.620 Sean, thanks, man.
02:00:16.060 Yeah, man.
02:00:16.560 I appreciate it, dude.
02:00:17.340 Happy holidays, you guys. 1.00
02:00:18.860 A bunch of fucking fags, Brian. 1.00
02:00:21.100 Oh, yeah, dude. 1.00
02:00:22.320 A bunch of fags. 1.00
02:00:23.960 Oh, my bad, dude. 1.00
02:00:25.200 Theory of the man, dude.
02:00:26.480 I appreciate you, man.
02:00:27.100 Let's go, dog. 0.95
02:00:27.520 Oh, good times.
02:00:29.840 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze
02:00:32.480 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves
02:00:35.440 I must be cornerstone
02:00:38.580 Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:00:47.220 Oh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
02:00:59.860 Ooh, yeah, ooh