This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E497 Sketch

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00:00:30.000 I have some tour dates I would like to announce for Europe.

00:00:34.180 I'm going to a friend's wedding in Europe,

00:00:36.140 and so I was able to find some dates last minute.

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00:00:46.420 and maybe doing some of these cities again.

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00:01:41.540 Today's guest is truly one of a kind.

00:01:46.140 He is everywhere right now.

00:01:47.620 He is an entertainer.

00:01:49.340 He's a streamer.

00:01:51.420 He is just the dang, he's the Winnie the Pooh of America

00:01:56.980 and of the world maybe.

00:02:00.020 I'm fortunate to get to spend time with

00:02:02.320 what is also quite possibly one of the greatest minds in football right now,

00:02:06.940 if we're being honest.

00:02:08.400 Today's guest is Sketch.

00:02:11.540 Shine that light on me

00:02:14.840 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:02:20.860 Shine on me

00:02:25.540 And I will find a song

00:02:29.760 I've been singing

00:02:30.960 I'm going to stay

00:02:31.820 Yeah, dude, I just got an IV, man.

00:02:40.800 But if you don't, if they don't get it in the vein,

00:02:44.100 it can just fill up your arm.

00:02:47.480 Yeah, that's scary.

00:02:48.440 I wouldn't want to do that.

00:02:49.620 Yeah.

00:02:49.840 When she was pumping me up,

00:02:50.960 she's like putting the pressure on the bag and stuff. 0.98

00:02:52.860 Yeah?

00:02:53.260 Yeah, that's when it was like,

00:02:54.720 I'm going to still kind of feel the pressure.

00:02:56.740 It feels, it's whack.

00:02:57.600 It's like, it feels weird.

00:02:59.100 But I feel way better.

00:03:00.180 You do?

00:03:00.620 Yeah.

00:03:01.060 What did you do it for?

00:03:01.820 Just for fun?

00:03:02.560 Yeah, I just was on a flight this morning

00:03:04.260 and I just wanted to,

00:03:05.360 I can feel like dehydrated sometimes.

00:03:07.080 Did you do it on the plane?

00:03:08.100 No, no.

00:03:08.640 I did it when I got home.

00:03:10.140 Yeah.

00:03:11.980 And there's some babes sometimes that do it. 1.00

00:03:14.320 Yeah.

00:03:14.520 We had a pretty good looking lady pull up. 1.00

00:03:16.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:17.160 I had a dude,

00:03:18.740 the last one I did in Vegas,

00:03:20.100 I did it and they took a picture of me

00:03:22.020 and then they asked to post it on my social media.

00:03:25.340 And then you look at my picture they posted,

00:03:27.560 I was doused in water.

00:03:28.840 Because when I get nervous,

00:03:29.820 I just was like pouring water.

00:03:31.520 I poured two bottles on me.

00:03:33.440 Yeah, just to calm down?

00:03:34.420 Sitting like this.

00:03:35.160 Oh, yeah.

00:03:35.740 Oh, yeah.

00:03:36.220 I like to, if I get nervous,

00:03:37.560 I like to feel cold.

00:03:38.760 Oh, yeah?

00:03:39.360 Yeah.

00:03:40.060 Yeah, you're like a,

00:03:41.960 who else is like that maybe?

00:03:44.400 Maybe.

00:03:45.680 Vampires or something?

00:03:47.060 Maybe Native Americans or whatever? 0.99

00:03:49.960 Probably.

00:03:50.760 I don't know what they did to kind of cool off

00:03:52.900 if it was real hot.

00:03:53.900 Yeah.

00:03:54.740 My mom puts that shade in her window,

00:03:57.220 you know, like.

00:03:57.740 Oh, one of those?

00:03:58.540 Yeah.

00:03:58.980 Yeah.

00:03:59.260 But she doesn't like do water or anything like that. 0.99

00:04:01.020 Yeah, a curtain?

00:04:02.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:02.420 She just puts a curtain up. 0.99

00:04:04.420 But yeah, my arm just blew up.

00:04:06.020 It would look like one of those.

00:04:07.040 You know, like when somebody,

00:04:08.020 like a clown blows up one of those balloons?

00:04:11.140 It was turning into that, you know?

00:04:12.480 Oh, turning into like a Mickey Mouse hand?

00:04:14.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:15.180 Yeah, I wanted to twist it off

00:04:16.600 and just give it to a kid.

00:04:17.680 A Pixar arm?

00:04:18.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:19.420 That's funny.

00:04:21.200 Sketch, thanks for coming in, man.

00:04:22.880 Thanks for having me.

00:04:23.580 Thanks for hospitality.

00:04:24.620 It's been amazing.

00:04:25.580 I appreciate it, man.

00:04:26.640 Yeah.

00:04:26.860 Yeah, I was just thinking,

00:04:29.500 what was I thinking about?

00:04:31.080 Can you see pretty good?

00:04:33.520 No.

00:04:34.060 You can't?

00:04:34.520 Well, I can't read pretty good.

00:04:35.540 I can see pretty decent.

00:04:36.580 Can you see me?

00:04:37.100 I can see you, but if you're in a crowd of people,

00:04:40.020 I'll probably have to get up in your face a little bit.

00:04:42.100 Yeah.

00:04:42.400 These are more for reading the chat,

00:04:43.660 but I usually don't wear glasses.

00:04:45.240 I don't like going to the doctor, the eye doctor.

00:04:48.500 Yeah.

00:04:48.680 I don't like things around my eyes,

00:04:49.800 so like getting them checked and stuff like that,

00:04:52.160 I was like,

00:04:53.340 I was kind of like trying to get out of there.

00:04:55.300 Oh, it just makes you nervous, huh?

00:04:56.720 Well, yeah, but I just don't like

00:04:57.980 do stuff around my eyes or whatever.

00:05:00.260 Yeah, eyes are like,

00:05:01.240 they're almost like your buttholes of your face.

00:05:03.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:04.780 They're very,

00:05:06.120 you don't really want,

00:05:07.160 you know,

00:05:07.540 if people are going to come around,

00:05:08.920 you want them to ask first.

00:05:09.900 Yeah, no sticks around them.

00:05:11.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:12.340 Nothing sharp.

00:05:13.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:15.140 Yeah.

00:05:17.280 But you can see pretty good?

00:05:19.620 No, not really.

00:05:20.740 Like the ones I have,

00:05:22.320 like the glasses that were prescription,

00:05:24.100 one's like a scope lens,

00:05:25.740 and then the other one's like way off.

00:05:27.040 I think they're three clicks off

00:05:28.240 because I was just like going,

00:05:29.420 yeah, I'm good.

00:05:30.360 Get me out of here.

00:05:31.600 Get me out of here.

00:05:32.480 And then I got them in the mail

00:05:33.720 and I was like,

00:05:34.420 oh my God, 1.00

00:05:35.200 I can't wear this shit. 1.00

00:05:36.360 No way. 1.00

00:05:36.780 They're not doing it by mail now, are they?

00:05:38.520 They send them in, yeah.

00:05:39.640 Oh, wow.

00:05:40.400 Yeah, it's hard to,

00:05:41.500 I mean, get them.

00:05:42.100 You got to get a,

00:05:42.820 have you ever gotten a prescription for them?

00:05:44.440 Uh-uh.

00:05:45.100 Well, you got to go get prescribed for them.

00:05:46.640 So if you're like run out of your prescription

00:05:48.060 and you lose your glasses,

00:05:48.960 you got to go like back in.

00:05:50.800 And I was like,

00:05:51.180 I'm not going back in.

00:05:52.480 Yeah, just mail me what you got,

00:05:53.740 I guess, in like,

00:05:54.940 yeah,

00:05:55.680 mail me whatever you have

00:05:56.640 that's doing pretty well for people.

00:05:58.320 Yeah.

00:05:58.920 That's what I would say.

00:05:59.920 Yeah.

00:06:00.440 I wonder how far people

00:06:01.920 should even be able to see sometimes,

00:06:03.860 you know?

00:06:04.300 Yeah, you should have it limited.

00:06:05.920 Well, it's just like,

00:06:06.600 what are we doing with,

00:06:07.840 like,

00:06:08.580 I guess actually being able to see far

00:06:10.760 is pretty good.

00:06:11.620 Yeah, that's like a,

00:06:12.320 that's like a superpower.

00:06:13.640 Yeah.

00:06:14.020 I started losing my eyesight

00:06:15.040 like three years ago

00:06:15.880 pretty,

00:06:16.540 pretty fast or whatever.

00:06:17.860 Yeah, I don't know what it was.

00:06:18.860 Probably not drinking enough water,

00:06:20.640 I think.

00:06:21.620 Yeah, it feels like they could start

00:06:22.780 cinching up

00:06:23.960 for like,

00:06:24.500 look like SpongeBob

00:06:25.480 when he doesn't.

00:06:26.260 Yeah, maybe that's why

00:06:27.080 you're pouring water on your head.

00:06:28.280 Yeah, dude,

00:06:28.740 that's my body.

00:06:30.120 I'm doing it the wrong way though.

00:06:31.840 Yeah, maybe your eyes are saying,

00:06:33.060 look bro, yeah.

00:06:33.960 Yeah.

00:06:34.280 Okay, we'll work from the outside

00:06:35.920 if that's how you want to do it.

00:06:38.120 Yeah, sometimes I wonder if,

00:06:39.700 if it,

00:06:40.380 I wonder if we only could see like

00:06:41.960 four feet or something,

00:06:43.980 if that would be awesome.

00:06:44.880 Like sharks or crocodiles or something?

00:06:46.820 Yeah.

00:06:47.300 Just moved by vibrations?

00:06:48.700 Yeah.

00:06:51.480 Yeah, and

00:06:52.360 you would meet more people too.

00:06:54.140 You'd meet everybody.

00:06:54.920 Yeah.

00:06:55.100 Everybody, you'd be like,

00:06:55.920 whoa, hey.

00:06:56.480 Hey, nice to meet you here.

00:06:58.320 Nice to meet you here.

00:06:59.380 There we go.

00:07:00.120 Everything's shoulder to shoulder.

00:07:02.520 Sardine lifestyle there.

00:07:03.740 Yeah, that'd be pretty wild, man.

00:07:05.180 That is cool.

00:07:06.080 So do you think your vision went away?

00:07:07.880 Were you sitting too close

00:07:08.600 to the screen or something?

00:07:09.520 Or what do you think it was?

00:07:10.420 It was that,

00:07:11.040 and then

00:07:11.240 I think it was not drinking

00:07:12.940 too much water,

00:07:13.600 and then

00:07:14.140 I never got my,

00:07:16.840 apparently squinting makes it worse.

00:07:18.640 So I've been squinting

00:07:19.400 for like the last four years

00:07:20.540 and it's just,

00:07:21.600 I got astigmatism too or whatever,

00:07:23.540 but like,

00:07:24.040 I think it's the water

00:07:25.860 and then

00:07:26.340 I don't know,

00:07:28.340 I probably did something,

00:07:29.320 did something bad

00:07:30.520 and it's karma.

00:07:31.360 No, I'm just kidding.

00:07:32.100 Yeah, it could have been maybe.

00:07:33.700 You know,

00:07:34.180 it could have been,

00:07:34.880 yeah, I guess.

00:07:36.720 Yeah, maybe somebody has a voodoo doll.

00:07:38.280 You should go check out your neighbors.

00:07:39.720 I know.

00:07:40.300 I need a,

00:07:40.860 someone probably does have a voodoo doll

00:07:42.720 of me now.

00:07:43.600 That's true.

00:07:44.060 They probably have one of you too.

00:07:45.440 Well.

00:07:45.860 You have one?

00:07:47.340 I don't know.

00:07:48.300 There's definitely been,

00:07:49.020 I've had some things mailed to me,

00:07:50.520 some dolls people have made.

00:07:51.960 Yeah, I mean,

00:07:52.560 I guess we might have one now.

00:07:54.400 Somebody might have one, yeah.

00:07:55.700 It's working.

00:07:56.460 Yeah, sure.

00:07:57.020 I got some back pain,

00:07:58.060 it's working.

00:07:58.600 Yeah, you're not doing good.

00:07:59.740 What if CJ Stroud 1.00

00:08:00.740 starts feeling all the shit 1.00

00:08:01.760 that they put, 1.00

00:08:02.180 if they start needling yours up?

00:08:04.360 That would be worse.

00:08:05.460 I'd have to sacrifice myself

00:08:06.880 for the greater good

00:08:07.780 of our team here.

00:08:09.620 He's a great guy though.

00:08:10.780 Yeah, have you met him?

00:08:11.640 Met him twice.

00:08:12.960 Really?

00:08:13.180 Met him randomly

00:08:14.020 at the Apple store

00:08:14.980 and then met him,

00:08:16.460 when I was in LA,

00:08:17.580 we played a little football.

00:08:19.060 Oh, sweet, man.

00:08:19.540 I was about to throw up

00:08:20.480 when we were running around,

00:08:21.360 so it's like.

00:08:22.320 Why?

00:08:22.700 It just was tough?

00:08:23.560 It was just.

00:08:23.920 I haven't run in a while.

00:08:25.660 Just don't run much.

00:08:27.680 And is it scary to run

00:08:29.000 if you can't see?

00:08:29.800 That's really brave, huh?

00:08:30.800 Yeah, no,

00:08:31.280 that was the other part

00:08:32.360 was when he was throwing a ball

00:08:33.280 I could not see

00:08:34.140 to save my life. 1.00

00:08:35.260 Damn, but you still 1.00

00:08:35.980 went out for a pass? 0.99

00:08:36.700 Yeah.

00:08:37.160 Wow, bro.

00:08:37.500 Like Batman.

00:08:38.560 Yeah.

00:08:38.780 Batman.

00:08:40.180 That is awesome.

00:08:41.220 That's like Vietnam 1.00

00:08:42.180 kind of for you.

00:08:43.380 Kind of, yeah.

00:08:44.920 Less fire.

00:08:46.240 Less fire and traps.

00:08:47.780 You've really taken over America.

00:08:51.500 Dude, you've kind of become

00:08:52.340 like a stitch

00:08:54.360 in the American flag.

00:08:55.740 I feel like you're

00:08:56.280 like this thing

00:08:56.820 that everybody feels

00:08:58.560 like they can believe in,

00:08:59.880 you know?

00:09:00.200 You're kind of like

00:09:02.140 the young male

00:09:03.800 Helen Keller

00:09:05.640 of like the gaming community.

00:09:07.440 Yeah.

00:09:07.720 You know?

00:09:08.140 Yeah, I think you're this

00:09:09.040 like new like Harriet Tubman

00:09:11.560 of humanity in a way.

00:09:13.200 Like how did that kind of start?

00:09:16.020 Just for my listeners

00:09:16.720 that don't know.

00:09:17.480 So you're a streamer

00:09:19.400 or a gamer?

00:09:20.340 Like take me through some of it.

00:09:21.500 I know you're a human being.

00:09:22.620 Yeah.

00:09:23.060 So I started randomly streaming

00:09:25.120 like last year.

00:09:26.220 So I'm like less than a year in.

00:09:27.620 Okay.

00:09:28.180 Just was doing it on like.

00:09:29.500 Okay.

00:09:30.380 And what does streaming mean?

00:09:31.700 So just so

00:09:32.100 because some people won't know.

00:09:33.540 Oh, so like I play

00:09:34.300 video games mostly

00:09:35.420 and now I do more stuff

00:09:36.700 but it started off

00:09:37.420 just like playing Madden

00:09:38.320 and playing football and stuff.

00:09:39.700 And when you stream,

00:09:40.740 you're playing it

00:09:41.600 in front of your computer

00:09:42.740 or you're playing it

00:09:43.600 like where's the

00:09:44.420 how are you setting up

00:09:45.780 the stream?

00:09:46.280 I set it like desktop.

00:09:47.860 It's in my room

00:09:48.500 and then I have a webcam

00:09:50.540 and I just turn it on

00:09:51.880 and then start going

00:09:53.820 but then people started

00:09:55.180 I kind of grew up

00:09:56.780 blew up a little bit

00:09:57.860 when I was doing the Madden stuff

00:09:59.340 because I like to

00:09:59.900 do the audibles and stuff.

00:10:01.580 Yeah.

00:10:02.020 When there's like

00:10:03.440 more people in there

00:10:04.960 I get nervous 0.99

00:10:05.620 so I like to fucking 0.99

00:10:06.420 or sorry for cussing. 0.99

00:10:07.840 Yeah.

00:10:08.900 Blur that out.

00:10:09.900 Yeah, we'll do something

00:10:10.800 You don't have to.

00:10:12.100 We'll put a buzzer

00:10:12.800 or we'll put a louder

00:10:13.700 cuss word over it. 0.99

00:10:14.840 Yeah.

00:10:15.680 I like that idea.

00:10:17.680 Put it on someone else.

00:10:18.820 Shift the blame.

00:10:19.740 We'll put a worse

00:10:20.640 we'll put a worse word over it.

00:10:22.480 We'll throw Papa John

00:10:23.560 saying the N word over it.

00:10:24.560 Oh my God.

00:10:25.460 That's on him bro.

00:10:26.320 There we go.

00:10:27.080 Hey, it's good pizza.

00:10:27.920 I know.

00:10:28.460 A great garlic sauce.

00:10:30.300 I'll tell you what

00:10:31.040 that'll make you 0.99

00:10:31.580 shit your pants though. 0.99

00:10:32.700 I mean it'll make you 1.00

00:10:33.620 yeah, it'll make you

00:10:34.280 say things you should.

00:10:36.140 Coming out like hot soup.

00:10:38.800 Yeah, that's how

00:10:39.460 that's how today works.

00:10:40.520 So you started streaming

00:10:41.640 and you were on there

00:10:43.280 you're just playing

00:10:43.820 and then people start

00:10:44.520 to get a vibe for you

00:10:45.580 and they're like

00:10:46.000 oh, this guy is

00:10:47.000 a unique person.

00:10:48.240 Yeah.

00:10:48.740 And I was just like

00:10:49.460 well I would do

00:10:50.060 like my arm motions

00:10:50.960 and stuff like that.

00:10:52.000 Oh yeah, I mean everywhere

00:10:52.560 you see it everywhere.

00:10:53.320 There's kids, some first word

00:10:55.220 said they had a baby

00:10:56.460 the other day

00:10:56.840 it's first word was

00:10:57.740 what's up brother?

00:10:58.800 And that was crazy

00:10:59.880 yeah, and I think

00:11:00.560 it was a woman 0.97

00:11:01.180 or a trans boy.

00:11:02.480 Oh my God.

00:11:02.980 And it was like

00:11:03.880 but beautiful, you know.

00:11:05.200 Beautiful babies.

00:11:06.180 Yeah, and so just to see that

00:11:07.960 there's people

00:11:08.820 yeah, I mean there's

00:11:09.660 there was like a guy

00:11:11.740 his last words were

00:11:13.000 what's up brother?

00:11:13.900 Oh my gosh.

00:11:16.240 That's brutal there.

00:11:18.020 Died from brain rot.

00:11:20.000 I call it like

00:11:21.100 the zombie effect

00:11:22.000 or whatever.

00:11:22.560 Yeah?

00:11:22.760 Just to be like

00:11:23.360 you find a group of people

00:11:24.900 they get infected.

00:11:26.220 That's just like

00:11:26.800 they start

00:11:27.300 Oh with the what's up brother?

00:11:28.580 Yeah, that's where it's like

00:11:29.420 I don't know if it's

00:11:30.440 a stitch in the flag

00:11:31.300 or if I'm a meme yet.

00:11:33.820 It's like I gotta stay alone

00:11:35.260 for a little bit longer

00:11:36.280 otherwise I'm a meme.

00:11:37.660 Yeah, that's a good point, huh?

00:11:38.980 Yeah.

00:11:39.520 That's true.

00:11:40.120 Meme is kind of like

00:11:40.940 the coffin you can go in, huh?

00:11:42.520 Yeah, that's where

00:11:44.260 internet people go to die.

00:11:46.360 Wow. 0.94

00:11:47.200 That could be me here soon.

00:11:49.280 I'm scheduling everything

00:11:50.660 back to back

00:11:51.420 making sure

00:11:52.100 making sure we squeeze

00:11:53.560 everything out of this 1.00

00:11:54.440 fucking rag here. 0.99

00:11:57.140 And so then people 0.99

00:11:58.120 just started kind of

00:11:58.860 falling in love

00:11:59.520 with your personality, huh?

00:12:01.100 Yeah, that's what it was

00:12:02.140 and then people started

00:12:03.260 clipping me.

00:12:04.200 A dude in the army

00:12:04.920 it was like

00:12:05.620 they couldn't have TikTok

00:12:07.180 and he was trying to explain

00:12:08.240 people what I do

00:12:09.260 or whatever.

00:12:09.940 So he was like

00:12:10.440 the first one

00:12:11.040 and he would send that

00:12:11.680 and he started posting them.

00:12:13.140 Okay.

00:12:13.320 And those clips

00:12:16.140 started doing good

00:12:16.900 and that's kind of what

00:12:17.580 took it off for me.

00:12:20.440 But then

00:12:20.680 Because it's a kind of

00:12:22.340 strange

00:12:22.640 it's a unique ascent

00:12:23.960 it's almost like

00:12:24.580 you're an astronaut

00:12:25.180 it's almost like

00:12:25.780 you're an astronaut

00:12:27.400 but you haven't left

00:12:28.200 the earth.

00:12:28.740 You know, it's like

00:12:29.260 you don't see a lot of people

00:12:30.680 that have just had

00:12:33.340 such a change

00:12:34.140 in their life.

00:12:34.820 Oh, dude

00:12:35.420 I was doing real estate

00:12:36.680 like a year ago

00:12:37.980 and then

00:12:38.560 literally it was

00:12:39.160 Nearsighted real estate?

00:12:40.900 Yeah.

00:12:41.920 I'll tell you what

00:12:42.800 my last real estate deal

00:12:44.880 I crashed on the way there.

00:12:46.900 Really?

00:12:47.400 I thought I had a green light.

00:12:49.520 I hope that lady

00:12:50.220 doesn't know that

00:12:51.040 she would have sued me 1.00

00:12:52.540 for nothing now

00:12:53.240 and now she can

00:12:53.820 garnish some wages.

00:12:55.180 What's up lawyer?

00:12:56.260 What's up lawyer?

00:12:57.760 We might need a couple.

00:12:58.960 Dude, could you imagine

00:12:59.940 if you were showing me

00:13:00.620 a real estate

00:13:01.040 you're like

00:13:01.340 this house is

00:13:02.120 six feet by six feet

00:13:03.900 it's like as far as you can see.

00:13:05.880 That's probably what it's like.

00:13:07.440 Take them in there

00:13:08.180 and I'm fine

00:13:08.900 finding everything

00:13:09.340 finding out

00:13:10.840 everything like they are.

00:13:12.020 Yeah, that's true.

00:13:12.680 You see that there?

00:13:13.960 You see that there?

00:13:16.380 Dude, that's great.

00:13:17.680 See, that would almost be awesome

00:13:19.140 of a real estate agent

00:13:19.920 because then everything

00:13:20.740 is going to be brand new

00:13:21.800 to you all the time.

00:13:22.840 That's the beauty of it.

00:13:24.620 Walk out there and just

00:13:25.540 but I did more land

00:13:26.940 so I never really did houses

00:13:28.240 so the land was like

00:13:29.580 everyone good here?

00:13:31.980 You like it?

00:13:32.960 Okay, let's do it.

00:13:34.680 It was pretty simple

00:13:35.480 cut and dry.

00:13:36.960 So yeah, you just show up

00:13:38.240 and what, just look at land

00:13:39.540 or whatever?

00:13:40.140 Yeah, I would put stuff

00:13:41.040 on a contract

00:13:41.640 and then I would have to

00:13:42.860 take it to like a committee

00:13:43.700 and they'd approve

00:13:44.460 like the purchase or not.

00:13:45.560 It was more like raw land

00:13:46.520 for like lots

00:13:47.880 and stuff like that

00:13:48.680 for like houses.

00:13:49.700 Okay.

00:13:50.280 Yes, sir.

00:13:50.620 And you're driving

00:13:51.100 a truck though, huh?

00:13:52.180 To way to Tacoma.

00:13:53.180 Hell yeah.

00:13:53.740 Yeah, I was

00:13:54.680 and then I have a second one now

00:13:57.320 because that first one

00:13:58.740 got destroyed.

00:14:00.060 I'll tell you what,

00:14:00.520 it's a safe car though.

00:14:01.640 Yeah.

00:14:02.040 That lady hit me 1.00

00:14:03.040 hauling ass. 1.00

00:14:04.840 She minted, huh? 1.00

00:14:05.640 45.

00:14:06.380 Yeah, that's why

00:14:07.020 you got to watch the A-gap, man.

00:14:08.560 You got to catch

00:14:09.020 that Mike Linebacker.

00:14:09.980 Exactly.

00:14:10.580 It was like the blind side there.

00:14:12.520 I was relaxed though.

00:14:14.340 I had no clue it was coming.

00:14:16.500 Dang, bro.

00:14:17.580 So yeah,

00:14:19.200 because you got to buy land

00:14:20.640 from a dude in a truck.

00:14:21.740 If a dude rolls up

00:14:22.840 in a Camry or whatever,

00:14:24.420 I ain't buying 1.00

00:14:25.040 your fucking land, bro. 1.00

00:14:26.780 That's like selling crypto there. 1.00

00:14:28.240 It's a scam there.

00:14:30.120 Yeah, that's bad.

00:14:31.100 Here we go.

00:14:31.740 Bro, if some dude rolls up

00:14:33.740 in a Fiat or a Mini Cooper,

00:14:36.760 I ain't buying your land, bro.

00:14:37.980 No way.

00:14:38.680 If he's got a squat

00:14:40.440 to get in his car,

00:14:41.380 no way. 0.99

00:14:42.400 Unless he's a midget 1.00

00:14:43.200 or something. 0.55

00:14:44.620 Dude, I used to have

00:14:45.480 a little person

00:14:46.260 that was a,

00:14:47.820 and some people say midget.

00:14:48.700 I think midget 1.00

00:14:49.060 is actually French,

00:14:49.980 I think, but.

00:14:50.640 Midget's French for keychain.

00:14:53.000 Is it?

00:14:53.380 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:14:54.200 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:14:55.680 Put them in your pocket. 1.00

00:14:57.400 Well, it'd be great

00:14:58.200 if you had a little person

00:14:58.940 just hold your keys

00:14:59.820 all the time.

00:15:00.360 Yeah, that's a good,

00:15:01.520 that's a good business plan.

00:15:03.100 Gotta go to Ireland

00:15:03.800 for them, I hear.

00:15:04.820 That would be great.

00:15:05.500 Or if he wore them

00:15:06.200 on his earrings, you know?

00:15:07.260 Oh, yeah, like a Minion.

00:15:08.600 Yeah.

00:15:08.980 Like a Despicable Me Minions.

00:15:11.140 And then you just like

00:15:12.100 brought him up to the door

00:15:13.120 and he was just ear hide

00:15:14.580 of like most door,

00:15:15.780 like locks.

00:15:17.020 Yeah.

00:15:17.800 Oh, that'd be great.

00:15:18.420 Well, the good thing is like

00:15:19.460 it's probably harder

00:15:21.020 to get robbed from a midget, 1.00

00:15:22.900 so it's probably a good thing

00:15:23.700 for a manager.

00:15:24.680 Well, we had a little person

00:15:25.800 at night, he was our roommate

00:15:26.860 and we would watch him,

00:15:27.940 we would all get together

00:15:29.220 and kind of have a beer

00:15:30.980 or whatever

00:15:31.260 and watch him run

00:15:31.860 and jump into bed at night.

00:15:33.280 Oh, my gosh.

00:15:34.640 That's an Olympic sport there.

00:15:37.420 Slingshot him.

00:15:38.120 Yeah.

00:15:38.480 It was pretty crazy.

00:15:39.920 No, he never wanted any help.

00:15:41.140 He was very much like a,

00:15:42.660 you know,

00:15:44.380 he was kind of like

00:15:45.220 a Jackie Robinson

00:15:47.140 of little people.

00:15:48.360 That's awesome.

00:15:49.640 Like an independent woman.

00:15:50.740 Yeah, he wanted to do it.

00:15:51.780 Yeah, like a very

00:15:52.360 Shania Twain type of vibe.

00:15:54.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:55.480 Yeah, he was like

00:15:56.360 the littlest Dixie chick. 0.59

00:15:58.320 He wanted to do it his own way.

00:16:00.160 Oh, yeah.

00:16:01.120 I'll tell you what,

00:16:01.620 they got a monitor on.

00:16:02.820 Yeah.

00:16:03.160 Same here.

00:16:03.820 Yeah, same here.

00:16:04.640 Yeah. 0.63

00:16:05.400 Same size brains.

00:16:06.780 Is that true?

00:16:07.580 I think so.

00:16:09.040 They're little people, 0.90

00:16:10.760 little brains

00:16:11.400 might go together,

00:16:12.300 but I've met some,

00:16:14.860 they're pretty smart.

00:16:16.060 They all are smart.

00:16:17.660 Yeah, I'm trying to think

00:16:18.440 if you have less,

00:16:19.740 I think they must be

00:16:20.620 just the same amount of smart

00:16:21.500 because my friend Brad

00:16:23.200 is a little person

00:16:24.000 and he is,

00:16:25.880 seems very smart.

00:16:27.040 Let me see.

00:16:27.880 All,

00:16:28.520 almost all people

00:16:29.700 with disproportions,

00:16:31.040 dwarfism,

00:16:31.480 have normal intellectual capacities.

00:16:33.680 Rare exceptions

00:16:34.240 are usually the result

00:16:35.420 of a secondary factor

00:16:36.540 such as excess fluid

00:16:37.800 around the brain,

00:16:38.760 which is the opposite

00:16:40.020 of what you have.

00:16:40.880 Yeah.

00:16:41.820 Lots of extra space.

00:16:44.380 Yeah,

00:16:44.900 so they're really,

00:16:45.640 yeah,

00:16:45.800 I guess if they got

00:16:46.800 too much water on them,

00:16:48.560 you know.

00:16:49.300 Well,

00:16:49.500 it's water weight that would, 0.81

00:16:50.520 it's always the water weight

00:16:51.500 that gets to you.

00:16:52.300 It's,

00:16:52.640 yeah.

00:16:52.720 Maybe they need an IV.

00:16:54.040 Yeah.

00:16:54.540 Well,

00:16:54.760 you get them,

00:16:55.540 maybe that's a,

00:16:56.420 maybe that's how they get bigger.

00:16:58.060 Oh,

00:16:58.260 an IV would be a lot

00:16:59.340 in a little person.

00:16:59.800 Kind of like those,

00:17:00.000 those things you put in the water

00:17:01.260 and then they grow

00:17:01.940 and get bigger like that?

00:17:02.900 Oh,

00:17:03.160 like those little,

00:17:04.220 yeah,

00:17:05.040 what are those things?

00:17:05.740 Like a little dragon

00:17:06.660 or something?

00:17:07.140 Like a sponge?

00:17:07.900 Yeah.

00:17:08.220 Yeah.

00:17:08.600 Put them in the water

00:17:09.320 and get bigger?

00:17:10.620 I like that.

00:17:11.500 They had a,

00:17:12.180 they had a movie

00:17:14.560 called Gremlins

00:17:15.500 and that's what they did

00:17:16.600 on there.

00:17:17.000 They,

00:17:17.460 it was like these

00:17:18.180 kind of bad animals

00:17:19.440 and they'd just been

00:17:20.180 misbehaving,

00:17:21.000 I guess,

00:17:21.320 in the community

00:17:22.020 and then they put water

00:17:24.140 on them

00:17:24.620 and they turned

00:17:25.400 just really bad.

00:17:27.360 Is this Yoda?

00:17:28.360 Yeah,

00:17:28.780 this is like a,

00:17:30.160 it's almost like 0.93

00:17:30.780 a dirty little Yoda. 1.00

00:17:31.960 It's like Yoda's 0.99

00:17:32.820 little son

00:17:33.580 that got busted

00:17:35.360 probably selling

00:17:36.680 Trank or whatever

00:17:37.620 doing some low-key 1.00

00:17:38.580 bad shit. 1.00

00:17:39.400 Doing bad shit 1.00

00:17:40.340 all the time? 0.99

00:17:40.900 Yeah,

00:17:41.320 just like doing

00:17:41.900 that gas station

00:17:42.840 salvia,

00:17:43.480 whatever that stuff is,

00:17:44.280 you know?

00:17:44.360 Oh yeah, 0.96

00:17:45.000 taking that horny goat 1.00

00:17:45.880 where you, 0.98

00:17:46.220 that'll mess with

00:17:47.200 your head there.

00:17:47.840 Yeah,

00:17:48.200 and so yeah,

00:17:48.760 they just ended up

00:17:49.660 not doing real well

00:17:50.800 but yeah,

00:17:51.860 but that was a movie

00:17:52.480 when they added water

00:17:53.220 on them,

00:17:53.520 it went bad.

00:17:54.280 Maybe they live longer

00:17:55.480 like Yoda.

00:17:57.300 Oh yeah.

00:17:58.380 That's another thing.

00:18:00.260 Yeah,

00:18:00.560 I wonder,

00:18:00.940 I don't know.

00:18:03.140 But Sketchman,

00:18:03.920 good to see you.

00:18:04.600 So you have this thing

00:18:05.560 that kind of happens

00:18:06.360 in your life

00:18:07.100 because it's kind of

00:18:08.260 fascinating,

00:18:09.120 dude.

00:18:09.340 It's just like

00:18:09.880 such a rare,

00:18:12.820 it's just a,

00:18:13.320 you know,

00:18:14.060 it's just a unique thing.

00:18:15.840 Yeah.

00:18:16.140 How have you kind of felt

00:18:17.240 like that people

00:18:19.000 recognize you more

00:18:20.180 and stuff?

00:18:20.680 Is it,

00:18:21.360 does some parts

00:18:21.840 of it get scary?

00:18:22.600 Does it all feel

00:18:23.060 kind of exciting?

00:18:23.980 It's cool.

00:18:24.520 It can get like

00:18:24.980 overwhelming

00:18:25.520 but it's more of like

00:18:26.320 I take everything

00:18:26.980 a day at a time

00:18:27.700 right now.

00:18:28.080 It's just like

00:18:28.460 if I think of everything

00:18:29.420 we're like,

00:18:30.980 that's why I like,

00:18:31.820 it's like,

00:18:33.020 keep,

00:18:33.440 just roll the punches.

00:18:34.460 Just keep everything,

00:18:36.260 you know,

00:18:36.900 keep the schedule busy

00:18:39.420 but at the same time

00:18:40.540 don't worry about

00:18:41.020 the next thing.

00:18:41.560 Just focus on,

00:18:43.080 you know,

00:18:43.540 drink water right now.

00:18:45.160 Yeah.

00:18:45.640 Yeah,

00:18:45.920 like this is,

00:18:46.760 this is cool here.

00:18:48.860 Yeah.

00:18:49.300 Yeah,

00:18:49.540 no,

00:18:49.800 this is awesome.

00:18:50.800 Yeah,

00:18:51.200 man.

00:18:51.420 New territory for me though.

00:18:52.980 Is it?

00:18:53.380 Yeah.

00:18:53.500 Everything is.

00:18:54.200 So everything's like,

00:18:55.140 I don't know,

00:18:55.460 I feel like a newborn baby.

00:18:56.840 Yeah.

00:18:57.120 It's like,

00:18:57.640 yeah,

00:18:58.240 walking around

00:18:58.860 and people

00:18:59.380 saying my stuff

00:19:01.120 or I've caught a couple

00:19:02.220 people doing it

00:19:02.920 on Broadway

00:19:03.480 and then you just,

00:19:04.980 I roll down the window

00:19:05.740 and it's like,

00:19:06.060 what's up brother?

00:19:07.700 Like what?

00:19:08.540 Whoa.

00:19:09.880 I mean,

00:19:10.460 dude,

00:19:10.840 20 years from now

00:19:12.080 you could run,

00:19:12.720 that could be your campaign

00:19:13.720 so like what's up brother

00:19:14.560 could literally win

00:19:16.080 the presidency.

00:19:16.720 That's just kind of

00:19:17.300 how crazy the world

00:19:18.220 is these days.

00:19:19.000 I know.

00:19:20.240 I need to find a VP. 0.88

00:19:21.840 Yeah.

00:19:22.520 I don't know who it'd be.

00:19:24.000 I think.

00:19:24.620 You want to be on that ticket?

00:19:25.420 When you be president,

00:19:29.500 I'll be vice president.

00:19:30.760 No.

00:19:31.420 You don't want power?

00:19:32.560 I want,

00:19:33.020 no,

00:19:33.200 I want to be the guy

00:19:33.960 in the background

00:19:34.620 who's like,

00:19:35.240 kind of like,

00:19:36.560 like goes like this

00:19:37.480 in the background

00:19:38.020 but then gets to go

00:19:38.860 and chill

00:19:39.320 and kind of vape

00:19:40.100 or whatever

00:19:40.480 and talk to some ladies 1.00

00:19:41.500 and, you know,

00:19:42.100 hope for the best.

00:19:42.900 That's the way

00:19:43.320 to do it there.

00:19:44.240 Hang low

00:19:45.000 and let it ride.

00:19:47.040 There you go.

00:19:47.860 Just ride it like a wave.

00:19:49.440 I feel like I'm

00:19:49.840 in a swimming pool

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00:22:31.520 what like

00:22:32.220 were your

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00:22:33.520 My folks

00:22:33.900 my loving

00:22:34.720 parents

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00:22:37.440 pretty tall

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00:22:42.600 my grandpa

00:22:43.400 was over 6

00:22:44.240 or like 6'1

00:22:45.380 so

00:22:45.700 and what happened

00:22:46.560 he just died?

00:22:47.620 wait

00:22:48.040 he died 6'1

00:22:49.560 but he didn't

00:22:50.420 pass down

00:22:50.880 anything good

00:22:51.500 rest in peace

00:22:52.620 grandpa

00:22:52.960 great god

00:22:53.600 was he?

00:22:54.420 yeah

00:22:54.580 he took it all

00:22:55.340 with him though

00:22:55.820 it sounds like

00:22:56.480 no he

00:22:57.020 yeah he took

00:22:57.780 the good blessings

00:22:58.900 he left

00:22:59.800 behind a washing

00:23:01.280 machine and a couple

00:23:01.960 other things

00:23:02.480 but

00:23:02.680 that's not bad

00:23:04.060 Tyson

00:23:05.220 yeah huh

00:23:06.140 can't complain

00:23:07.020 is it really?

00:23:07.600 no I don't

00:23:08.360 I don't know

00:23:08.940 it went to my

00:23:09.360 parents

00:23:09.720 I don't think

00:23:11.560 I got anything

00:23:12.340 I didn't want

00:23:13.700 anything

00:23:14.140 it's a weird

00:23:15.660 thing to want

00:23:16.240 yeah I think

00:23:17.340 I don't know

00:23:17.760 if it's weird

00:23:18.240 to want something

00:23:18.760 for your grandparents

00:23:19.640 I don't know

00:23:20.420 we're talking

00:23:20.880 and thinking

00:23:21.220 so fast

00:23:21.720 it's hard

00:23:22.040 to know

00:23:22.300 what I'm

00:23:22.520 talking about

00:23:23.120 but so

00:23:25.180 what does

00:23:25.560 your mom

00:23:25.860 do for work?

00:23:27.140 my mom

00:23:27.480 she works

00:23:28.000 with my dad

00:23:28.480 and my dad

00:23:29.140 does home building

00:23:30.020 oh really?

00:23:31.060 yeah

00:23:31.140 so I would

00:23:31.640 buy the land

00:23:32.380 for them

00:23:33.120 and then like

00:23:34.460 we would approve

00:23:35.020 it through

00:23:35.540 like a committee

00:23:36.540 or whatever

00:23:37.040 and then that's

00:23:37.920 how I would

00:23:38.260 transact

00:23:38.760 oh I see

00:23:40.140 so you

00:23:40.540 it was a family

00:23:41.280 business

00:23:41.740 yes sir

00:23:42.280 and then when

00:23:42.920 like so when

00:23:43.440 I stopped

00:23:44.220 it slowed down

00:23:45.840 in 2023

00:23:46.560 from interest rates

00:23:47.400 and that's when

00:23:47.900 I was like 1.00

00:23:48.260 fuck it 1.00

00:23:48.840 I'll just start 1.00

00:23:49.200 streaming

00:23:49.580 and not like

00:23:51.320 to make money

00:23:51.820 more just like

00:23:52.420 I have free time

00:23:53.820 I had a pretty

00:23:54.580 easy schedule

00:23:55.700 with them

00:23:56.120 I didn't make

00:23:56.860 a lot of money

00:23:57.260 but it was like

00:23:57.800 it was chill

00:23:59.020 it was like

00:23:59.360 enough to where

00:23:59.940 it's like

00:24:00.260 just go in

00:24:01.840 I mean

00:24:02.620 you're not

00:24:03.420 buying land

00:24:03.880 or you are

00:24:04.340 so it's like

00:24:04.940 work from home

00:24:07.120 I might have

00:24:08.240 got some

00:24:08.680 free dollars

00:24:09.600 from my dad

00:24:10.300 on that one

00:24:10.920 I'll tell you

00:24:11.620 what

00:24:11.900 you probably

00:24:13.300 shouldn't let

00:24:13.820 anyone work

00:24:14.420 from home

00:24:14.820 pops

00:24:15.260 robbing them

00:24:16.920 blind

00:24:17.300 check your

00:24:19.060 pockets

00:24:19.460 that's a

00:24:20.940 horrible idea

00:24:21.860 to let

00:24:22.900 somebody work

00:24:23.800 from home

00:24:24.700 dude

00:24:25.000 that's a

00:24:25.580 if it's your

00:24:26.720 own family member

00:24:27.840 too because

00:24:28.400 they're just

00:24:28.900 working from

00:24:29.500 home

00:24:29.720 they're not

00:24:30.020 doing nothing

00:24:30.620 oh yeah

00:24:31.080 and my boss

00:24:31.860 wasn't a part

00:24:32.540 of the family

00:24:33.000 so it's like

00:24:33.660 who's gonna

00:24:35.100 who's gonna

00:24:36.480 call me in

00:24:37.140 I was like

00:24:37.520 I feel like

00:24:38.460 I should tell

00:24:39.080 someone but

00:24:39.720 I'm loving

00:24:40.860 life right now

00:24:41.660 it's a good

00:24:42.900 thing that I

00:24:43.400 found a new

00:24:44.040 job

00:24:44.460 you're like

00:24:46.260 I feel like

00:24:46.700 it's 11 a.m.

00:24:47.320 I'm gonna take

00:24:47.680 a nap early

00:24:48.700 oh yeah

00:24:49.160 but that's

00:24:49.940 probably what

00:24:50.260 time I was

00:24:50.620 waking up

00:24:51.240 wow

00:24:51.960 wake up

00:24:52.520 pop on stream

00:24:53.460 sending out

00:24:54.620 I probably got

00:24:55.360 two emails a day

00:24:56.160 when I was

00:24:56.520 working

00:24:56.780 oh so very

00:24:58.160 it was very

00:24:58.940 easy

00:24:59.280 it was calm

00:25:00.480 waters for you

00:25:01.020 guys huh

00:25:01.460 it was uh

00:25:02.120 yeah I was

00:25:02.760 just floating

00:25:03.220 floating down

00:25:04.200 the river

00:25:04.520 and what were

00:25:05.640 some of the

00:25:06.060 emails you would

00:25:06.660 get like

00:25:07.200 would it be

00:25:07.620 people complaining

00:25:08.380 like hey

00:25:08.760 there's not

00:25:09.160 enough land

00:25:09.880 here or

00:25:10.680 there's quick

00:25:11.600 sand out here

00:25:12.520 whitey or 0.89

00:25:13.200 something like

00:25:13.540 that

00:25:13.720 I had

00:25:14.480 I made

00:25:14.780 some bad

00:25:15.340 purchases

00:25:15.800 before

00:25:16.200 I bought

00:25:16.820 some stuff

00:25:17.360 without looking

00:25:17.920 at it

00:25:18.240 that's not

00:25:18.740 and then they

00:25:20.240 go oh there's

00:25:20.700 an easement

00:25:21.080 on it

00:25:21.440 I was like 1.00

00:25:21.740 oh shit 0.99

00:25:22.460 it's like 1.00

00:25:23.720 you didn't

00:25:24.060 see that

00:25:24.420 either

00:25:24.640 I've had

00:25:26.360 some good

00:25:26.780 ones and

00:25:27.360 some bad

00:25:27.820 ones

00:25:28.080 some ugly 0.99

00:25:28.720 babies 0.99

00:25:29.120 oh yeah

00:25:29.820 it's okay

00:25:30.420 you know

00:25:31.500 it's not

00:25:31.800 hey there's

00:25:32.140 still babies

00:25:32.720 that's exactly

00:25:33.360 exactly

00:25:34.180 it's land

00:25:34.980 regardless

00:25:35.560 hey and once

00:25:36.600 you're yeah

00:25:37.020 you still gotta

00:25:37.740 breastfeed them 0.95

00:25:38.460 brother

00:25:38.760 yeah

00:25:39.220 look at that

00:25:40.300 lactose intolerant

00:25:41.340 but I'll uh

00:25:42.060 I'll take one

00:25:42.720 for the team

00:25:43.240 so what kind

00:25:45.220 of land

00:25:45.640 was what

00:25:46.160 what was the

00:25:46.740 land you would

00:25:47.160 go bid

00:25:47.600 so what

00:25:48.620 would you do

00:25:49.020 with the

00:25:49.280 land

00:25:49.660 so it was

00:25:50.740 like raw

00:25:51.540 land and

00:25:51.980 we were just

00:25:52.380 like putting

00:25:53.000 we would spec

00:25:53.840 houses on it

00:25:54.660 so like when I

00:25:55.760 was doing it

00:25:56.160 in 2020

00:25:56.720 like your

00:25:57.940 interest rates

00:25:59.540 dropped

00:26:00.060 demand was up

00:26:01.060 because you had

00:26:01.420 a housing boom

00:26:02.160 and builders

00:26:02.960 were like looking

00:26:03.500 to replace

00:26:04.140 empty inventory

00:26:05.380 and it was uh

00:26:07.220 I was overbidding

00:26:08.500 on a lot of 1.00

00:26:09.240 the shit 0.99

00:26:09.580 like uh 0.99

00:26:10.400 I mean

00:26:10.860 from a thousand

00:26:11.660 like up to

00:26:13.220 ten fifteen thousand

00:26:14.500 like that was the

00:26:15.220 only way to get 1.00

00:26:15.680 shit under contract 0.99

00:26:16.380 really 1.00

00:26:16.800 oh yeah

00:26:17.520 I had some good

00:26:18.280 we had some good

00:26:19.080 sales

00:26:19.420 I mean like it was

00:26:20.160 but

00:26:20.780 go on

00:26:22.240 we had some good

00:26:23.300 we had some good

00:26:23.820 action on it

00:26:24.460 yeah

00:26:24.960 you couldn't go

00:26:25.980 wrong in 2020

00:26:26.600 it was pretty uh

00:26:27.820 it was just like

00:26:29.160 picking up stuff

00:26:29.880 off the ground

00:26:30.460 but overbid

00:26:31.440 how do you even

00:26:32.060 who would let you

00:26:33.400 bid

00:26:33.700 who would

00:26:34.300 who would let you

00:26:35.280 bid on land

00:26:36.000 when this is the

00:26:36.980 is your catchphrase

00:26:38.500 that's why I worked

00:26:40.200 from home

00:26:40.620 they didn't want

00:26:41.500 to see me

00:26:42.120 dude uh

00:26:43.040 the CFO

00:26:43.740 did not love me

00:26:44.600 when they were

00:26:46.080 looking for

00:26:46.700 looking for

00:26:47.980 better margins

00:26:48.760 it was uh

00:26:49.540 the land was 1.00

00:26:50.260 fucking them 1.00

00:26:50.860 sorry for cussing 1.00

00:26:51.880 but

00:26:52.040 hey look man

00:26:53.000 that's what they

00:26:54.460 get bro

00:26:54.980 that's what happens

00:26:56.200 that's what happens

00:26:57.120 when you don't

00:26:57.980 you give a big dog

00:26:59.040 a little leash

00:26:59.700 now he's gonna 1.00

00:27:00.320 fuck around 1.00

00:27:01.260 you know what I mean 1.00

00:27:02.160 oh yeah

00:27:02.660 I mean

00:27:02.980 that's business

00:27:04.200 101

00:27:05.100 oh yeah

00:27:05.680 you need checks

00:27:06.720 and balances

00:27:07.200 but it's a

00:27:07.880 small office

00:27:08.800 so

00:27:09.100 you know

00:27:10.360 just go to mom

00:27:12.020 mom come on

00:27:13.580 brother

00:27:13.820 we've overbid mom

00:27:16.500 what about um

00:27:19.780 so your dad

00:27:20.760 so your dad

00:27:20.780 was a

00:27:21.420 like a prospector

00:27:22.480 kind of

00:27:22.820 um

00:27:23.360 like more

00:27:24.160 like he would

00:27:24.660 like he would

00:27:25.200 what's a prospector

00:27:26.160 like a

00:27:26.540 I think that's

00:27:27.460 somebody actually

00:27:27.820 looks for gold

00:27:28.540 so he wasn't that

00:27:29.320 he was more like

00:27:30.180 a um

00:27:31.040 guy that

00:27:32.320 a developer

00:27:32.920 kind of like

00:27:33.400 yes sir

00:27:33.780 we did

00:27:34.320 we did development

00:27:35.040 and then we did

00:27:35.760 home building

00:27:36.300 so like the stuff

00:27:37.080 that I did

00:27:37.520 was more like

00:27:38.160 the home building

00:27:38.640 side

00:27:38.940 yeah

00:27:39.260 um

00:27:39.980 he started

00:27:40.480 developing

00:27:40.940 more in the past

00:27:41.920 year

00:27:42.160 um

00:27:43.040 but the

00:27:43.920 yeah

00:27:45.140 it was like

00:27:45.520 pretty much

00:27:46.540 pretty

00:27:46.820 pretty low key

00:27:47.700 like pretty

00:27:48.620 low lift stuff

00:27:49.660 yeah

00:27:50.080 but um

00:27:50.960 yeah

00:27:51.540 yeah

00:27:52.160 two emails a day

00:27:52.980 that's pretty calm

00:27:53.660 I feel like

00:27:54.280 oh yeah

00:27:54.660 and then you just

00:27:55.940 uh respond to them

00:27:57.000 within 24 hours

00:27:57.920 that's another loophole

00:27:58.860 there

00:27:59.160 48 hours

00:28:00.820 and we

00:28:01.240 I would text back

00:28:03.100 or like

00:28:03.480 my emails are pretty

00:28:04.420 uh

00:28:04.720 good morning

00:28:05.800 one sentence

00:28:06.800 thank you

00:28:07.780 there we go

00:28:09.900 no tag there

00:28:11.200 no number on there

00:28:12.180 dude

00:28:12.520 that's how

00:28:13.540 that's why

00:28:13.840 I like to roll

00:28:14.540 I

00:28:15.800 yeah

00:28:16.040 I think

00:28:16.460 mystery is a part

00:28:17.480 of business

00:28:17.820 that's missing

00:28:18.660 these days

00:28:19.320 yeah

00:28:19.580 you know

00:28:20.160 be vague

00:28:20.920 don't give the

00:28:21.700 yeah

00:28:21.980 you gotta keep

00:28:22.860 your cards

00:28:23.580 close to the vest

00:28:24.320 don't

00:28:25.460 don't let them

00:28:26.040 see it

00:28:26.460 make them want you

00:28:27.500 oh yeah

00:28:28.040 yeah

00:28:28.620 seduce them

00:28:29.300 yeah

00:28:29.700 yeah

00:28:30.080 that's what I like

00:28:30.820 to do there

00:28:31.300 yeah

00:28:31.640 lead them on

00:28:32.660 yeah

00:28:33.040 that's a great idea

00:28:34.320 and so you were

00:28:35.440 just losing your

00:28:36.160 eyesight

00:28:36.540 you're at home

00:28:37.520 you're um

00:28:39.460 and you're living

00:28:40.000 at home

00:28:40.440 oh that's

00:28:41.260 that was at my

00:28:41.920 house

00:28:42.220 okay

00:28:42.580 like I don't own

00:28:43.220 the house

00:28:43.540 but I live with

00:28:44.580 my roommate

00:28:45.020 which is one of

00:28:45.640 my childhood

00:28:46.160 friends

00:28:46.580 okay

00:28:46.940 and then uh

00:28:47.800 cooper no

00:28:48.400 what's his name

00:28:48.840 cooper

00:28:49.180 yeah

00:28:49.600 cooper

00:28:50.060 great guy

00:28:50.600 he uh

00:28:51.840 yeah he's a liquor

00:28:53.420 salesman so we got

00:28:54.300 a pretty good

00:28:54.840 he's the plug there

00:28:56.220 yeah

00:28:56.720 yeah

00:28:57.140 and does he drink

00:28:58.160 a lot huh

00:28:58.760 um

00:28:59.280 he might have a

00:29:00.220 problem

00:29:00.480 no I'm just kidding

00:29:01.240 he's a good guy

00:29:02.080 I don't

00:29:02.800 yeah

00:29:03.280 he uh

00:29:04.540 we all

00:29:05.200 rest in peace

00:29:07.980 booper

00:29:08.340 booper

00:29:08.980 he's about to

00:29:09.900 start streaming

00:29:10.540 is he

00:29:11.400 we're about to

00:29:11.820 start a collective

00:29:12.500 okay so what is

00:29:14.240 that so a collective

00:29:15.240 so um

00:29:16.600 well so take me

00:29:18.260 let me go back a

00:29:18.860 little bit

00:29:19.160 so how do you

00:29:19.840 make money on

00:29:20.400 streaming

00:29:20.740 um the ad

00:29:22.300 revenue and subs

00:29:23.360 so like the

00:29:24.540 ad revenue is like

00:29:25.660 from how many

00:29:26.280 viewers you have

00:29:27.280 and all that stuff

00:29:27.980 and then how long

00:29:28.700 you're doing it

00:29:29.240 all matters

00:29:29.780 but um

00:29:31.000 I do that in

00:29:31.620 youtube

00:29:31.920 but I don't

00:29:32.540 stream that much

00:29:33.160 I stream like

00:29:33.600 four times a month

00:29:34.580 right now

00:29:34.980 okay

00:29:35.300 so it's like

00:29:36.160 pretty uh

00:29:36.880 because I just

00:29:37.920 I like

00:29:38.280 I make enough

00:29:39.480 money where it's

00:29:40.000 like cool

00:29:40.940 and all that

00:29:41.320 stuff but it's

00:29:41.860 also like I

00:29:42.380 like to do

00:29:42.820 stuff that's

00:29:43.640 fun and like

00:29:44.460 so like doing

00:29:45.600 stuff like this

00:29:46.380 or going to

00:29:47.080 um UFC 300

00:29:48.320 and stuff like

00:29:49.060 that like that

00:29:49.700 that's what I

00:29:50.420 like to do

00:29:50.920 yeah

00:29:51.300 dude that was

00:29:52.660 so great

00:29:53.280 yeah that's

00:29:53.820 where I met

00:29:54.500 you at was

00:29:54.800 that power

00:29:55.140 slab

00:29:55.440 yeah that was

00:29:56.140 that was

00:29:56.480 awesome

00:29:56.900 yeah it's

00:29:57.540 so it's so

00:29:58.360 interesting in there

00:29:59.040 what did you

00:29:59.380 think of it

00:29:59.940 oh I loved it

00:30:01.120 um I definitely

00:30:02.060 would go again

00:30:02.720 yeah

00:30:03.220 yeah they were

00:30:03.740 knocking that 1.00

00:30:04.480 shit out of 1.00

00:30:04.840 each other 0.99

00:30:05.140 but I

00:30:05.500 I don't know

00:30:06.400 if I would

00:30:06.680 go up there

00:30:07.160 and hold that

00:30:07.920 stick behind 0.65

00:30:08.440 my back 0.95

00:30:08.840 and dry

00:30:10.260 on each

00:30:10.520 other's hands

00:30:11.060 out and stuff

00:30:11.760 like slapping 0.99

00:30:12.500 them with a 1.00

00:30:12.880 freaking pan 1.00

00:30:13.680 or some shit 0.99

00:30:14.340 yeah I think 1.00

00:30:15.640 for some reason

00:30:16.320 and I wish

00:30:17.500 they told you

00:30:18.080 why the guys

00:30:18.740 were upset

00:30:19.200 with each other

00:30:19.820 that's the part

00:30:20.720 that I feel

00:30:22.320 like as an

00:30:22.780 audience it would

00:30:23.400 be awesome

00:30:23.860 oh I know

00:30:24.360 they need to

00:30:25.000 they need to

00:30:25.500 add the

00:30:26.080 like the street

00:30:27.100 beef aspect

00:30:27.720 of it

00:30:28.140 yeah

00:30:28.580 I had

00:30:29.540 one of the dudes

00:30:30.360 from the slap

00:30:30.860 box uh

00:30:31.600 while I was going

00:30:32.940 for one of them

00:30:33.640 and then the other

00:30:34.180 side his like uh

00:30:35.560 ring guy or whatever

00:30:36.680 who I was with him

00:30:37.540 was like going 1.00

00:30:38.220 fuck fuck off 1.00

00:30:39.140 sketch 1.00

00:30:39.480 he was yelling at me

00:30:41.060 when I was going

00:30:41.540 for the other guy

00:30:42.380 oh I saw you cheer

00:30:43.600 really getting into it

00:30:44.500 for one guy

00:30:45.040 dude it was

00:30:45.520 that was a good fight

00:30:46.340 yeah

00:30:46.660 that dude knocked

00:30:47.300 out the favorite

00:30:47.860 he's like minus

00:30:48.520 2000 or something

00:30:49.540 yeah look at that

00:30:50.780 those guys are warriors

00:30:51.720 I would tell you what

00:30:52.880 I would not catch me

00:30:54.420 dead or alive

00:30:55.140 doing that

00:30:55.720 it you know

00:30:56.800 I think there's

00:30:57.440 something to me

00:30:58.260 about it

00:30:58.960 one thing that I

00:31:00.380 think is really

00:31:00.780 interesting I noticed

00:31:01.420 it this time

00:31:02.080 I think there's

00:31:04.020 this element of like

00:31:05.200 if you survive

00:31:06.480 the slap

00:31:07.140 that the gods 0.97

00:31:09.040 are you

00:31:09.660 are in your favor

00:31:10.700 yeah

00:31:10.960 you know there's

00:31:11.520 this feeling of like

00:31:12.560 like the gods

00:31:14.260 want me to keep going

00:31:15.440 yeah

00:31:15.700 I started to kind

00:31:16.820 of notice that

00:31:17.480 amongst some of the

00:31:18.140 guys like

00:31:18.760 that that was

00:31:20.380 one of the things

00:31:20.980 that must keep

00:31:21.660 some of them like

00:31:22.460 must really be like

00:31:24.520 a high energy

00:31:25.280 like after the slap

00:31:26.440 yeah

00:31:26.700 they go back

00:31:27.480 to the corner

00:31:27.940 they're not talking

00:31:28.780 to the guy

00:31:29.080 they're just praying

00:31:29.780 pray for rain

00:31:31.120 brother

00:31:31.440 pray for rain

00:31:32.360 yeah

00:31:33.420 that would be

00:31:34.360 a shitty situation

00:31:35.400 to be in

00:31:35.900 they have good

00:31:37.000 snacks there too

00:31:37.720 did you have

00:31:38.040 any of the snacks

00:31:38.620 that they had

00:31:38.960 in the back

00:31:39.380 oh yeah

00:31:39.400 bussin

00:31:39.900 yeah

00:31:40.380 bussin

00:31:40.940 and they had

00:31:42.720 some cute chicks 0.99

00:31:44.420 there

00:31:44.960 they had some

00:31:46.120 kind of wild

00:31:46.960 guys and stuff

00:31:47.980 there I thought

00:31:48.660 oh yeah

00:31:49.300 no it was a good

00:31:50.360 it was a good crowd

00:31:51.240 good crew

00:31:51.760 I loved it

00:31:52.600 I would definitely

00:31:53.580 do it again

00:31:54.100 yeah

00:31:54.480 is that your first

00:31:55.500 one or have you

00:31:56.000 gone to a couple

00:31:56.520 this is my second one

00:31:57.320 second one

00:31:57.840 and it's growing

00:31:59.760 on me

00:32:00.200 yeah

00:32:00.460 I'm waiting

00:32:01.860 for them to

00:32:02.300 like start

00:32:02.760 opening up

00:32:03.300 the stands

00:32:04.060 or whatever

00:32:04.440 for like

00:32:05.000 you know

00:32:05.520 where they host

00:32:06.720 like host more

00:32:07.880 people and stuff

00:32:08.620 I'll see how that

00:32:09.440 does

00:32:09.740 it'll be interesting

00:32:10.940 yeah it's a limit

00:32:11.940 they only have

00:32:12.500 maybe like 400

00:32:13.200 people in there

00:32:13.920 yeah

00:32:14.240 and then it's also

00:32:15.320 like I mean

00:32:15.800 like they're only

00:32:16.460 if they're playing

00:32:17.380 like three rounds

00:32:18.180 it's like six laps

00:32:19.620 if everyone stands up

00:32:21.200 so it's pretty

00:32:21.740 pretty chop chop 0.98

00:32:23.220 so I would imagine

00:32:23.880 that's what they're

00:32:24.320 trying to find out

00:32:25.140 what it

00:32:25.340 oh like almost

00:32:26.320 still experimenting

00:32:26.980 yeah it still feels

00:32:27.840 it has an underground

00:32:28.940 kind of vibe to it

00:32:29.920 doesn't it

00:32:30.260 yeah like street

00:32:31.140 fight

00:32:31.400 yeah

00:32:31.920 we're at a street

00:32:33.040 fight

00:32:33.320 yeah it really does

00:32:34.660 it really does feel

00:32:35.780 like a lot of underground

00:32:36.560 I didn't think about that

00:32:37.560 but yeah there was

00:32:38.300 like some pro-rest

00:32:39.200 there was the champion

00:32:40.500 Damien Priest

00:32:41.640 I think was there

00:32:42.420 oh yeah

00:32:42.820 yeah I mean

00:32:44.660 it's just definitely

00:32:45.260 interesting

00:32:45.920 and watching those guys

00:32:47.360 come up

00:32:48.060 and then people

00:32:48.980 are just snacking

00:32:49.940 and then they look

00:32:50.620 and some guy like

00:32:51.540 just eviscerates

00:32:52.960 somebody

00:32:53.380 yeah

00:32:53.740 I love that feeling

00:32:55.240 yeah

00:32:55.800 love the feeling

00:32:56.660 it was great watching

00:32:58.040 what did you ever play

00:32:59.200 any combat sports

00:33:00.000 or anything like that

00:33:00.700 or

00:33:00.840 what did I play

00:33:02.280 oh I've done like

00:33:04.480 just like trained

00:33:05.280 some like

00:33:05.840 jiu-jitsu

00:33:06.960 but I've never fought

00:33:08.420 in a fight

00:33:09.520 yeah

00:33:10.040 like a MMA fight

00:33:11.920 or anything

00:33:12.300 hell no

00:33:12.740 but yeah

00:33:13.460 I didn't play

00:33:14.280 I played basketball

00:33:15.560 in high school

00:33:16.060 that was about it

00:33:16.820 you're a basketball player

00:33:17.800 yeah

00:33:18.200 you're taller

00:33:18.500 than I thought you were

00:33:19.200 really

00:33:19.560 maybe it's the TV

00:33:22.300 I'm watching on my eyesight

00:33:23.400 but you're way taller

00:33:24.640 how tall are you

00:33:25.900 six

00:33:26.220 I could tell you anything

00:33:27.420 I'm seven four

00:33:28.500 oh yeah

00:33:29.140 you're gonna catch me

00:33:31.580 catch me slipping here

00:33:32.740 I hope someone doesn't find out

00:33:34.580 that I can't read

00:33:35.320 or not read

00:33:36.240 but can't see

00:33:36.980 because then it's

00:33:37.560 those contracts

00:33:38.960 they can start getting longer

00:33:39.900 sign me to

00:33:41.700 give away some organs

00:33:42.880 I'm down one right now

00:33:45.680 or two

00:33:46.540 I don't have an appendix

00:33:47.580 or a missing one kidney

00:33:48.920 are you really 0.70

00:33:49.640 yeah

00:33:50.000 and well dude

00:33:51.100 if you're missing a kidney

00:33:51.820 that's probably why

00:33:53.060 it has to be something

00:33:53.900 with your eyesight

00:33:54.440 huh

00:33:54.820 yeah

00:33:55.260 can you have one kidney

00:33:56.200 and see very good

00:33:57.040 will you pull that up

00:33:57.920 that's a

00:33:58.540 that actually might be

00:33:59.700 we might find out

00:34:00.820 the problem here

00:34:01.440 kidney and

00:34:04.680 yeah

00:34:06.260 are kidney and eyes related

00:34:08.320 the kidney and the eyes

00:34:09.460 have a lot in common

00:34:10.620 on a

00:34:11.060 physiological level

00:34:13.240 as a result of the strong link

00:34:14.600 between these two organs

00:34:15.860 the causes for kidney and eye diseases

00:34:18.080 are the same

00:34:19.080 in many cases

00:34:20.020 wow

00:34:20.620 and so what happened

00:34:22.240 to your first

00:34:22.780 your original kidney

00:34:24.020 I was just born without one

00:34:25.280 no way

00:34:26.100 born without one

00:34:27.020 wow

00:34:27.560 minus

00:34:28.100 minus 250,000

00:34:30.160 when I was born

00:34:30.900 that's how much a kidney costs

00:34:32.480 I looked it up the other day

00:34:33.420 is it

00:34:33.940 250

00:34:34.480 gosh

00:34:35.500 quarter mil

00:34:36.180 quarter ticket there

00:34:37.580 um

00:34:38.300 would you get one

00:34:40.220 if we could get you one

00:34:41.980 oh if

00:34:42.240 yeah I would take one

00:34:43.340 you would

00:34:44.020 I would take one

00:34:44.740 if they don't need it or something

00:34:45.960 yeah I would like to have two

00:34:47.000 I don't know if I have one mega one

00:34:49.240 or if there's just a blank spot

00:34:50.640 in the middle of my gut

00:34:51.700 or they're back here

00:34:54.160 um

00:34:55.400 yeah I don't know

00:34:56.320 does it feel any different

00:34:57.380 than the other side

00:34:58.080 or whatever

00:34:58.420 sometimes if I don't drink water

00:35:00.720 it hurts to pee

00:35:01.380 but

00:35:01.640 I don't know if that's my kidney

00:35:03.120 or my wiener

00:35:04.100 you gotta get some

00:35:06.160 but we gotta get you

00:35:07.900 some water man

00:35:08.940 oh no

00:35:09.280 somebody's got to

00:35:10.960 I've been drinking all day

00:35:12.080 oh you have

00:35:12.500 I've been working on it

00:35:14.100 I'm trying to

00:35:14.540 trying to fix these things

00:35:15.840 yeah

00:35:16.220 get some oil in the car

00:35:17.380 it's like

00:35:18.260 it's like driving a car

00:35:19.280 without oil 1.00

00:35:19.860 my fucking 1.00

00:35:20.440 brain's got black smoke 1.00

00:35:22.540 in it right now 1.00

00:35:23.300 damn bro 0.99

00:35:24.460 man I'm about to 1.00

00:35:25.220 freaking pass out

00:35:26.320 oh my gosh bro

00:35:28.620 we're gonna need to have

00:35:29.620 triple A pull up in here dude

00:35:31.120 yeah

00:35:31.540 um

00:35:32.180 bro you gotta

00:35:33.300 um

00:35:33.800 yeah we gotta get some water in ya

00:35:35.340 um

00:35:36.180 what did you play

00:35:37.040 but I saw you play in athletics

00:35:38.280 in um

00:35:39.080 I saw you play in uh

00:35:41.020 football online

00:35:41.920 yeah

00:35:42.260 so you played football

00:35:43.320 I played football

00:35:44.140 but I went to like a private school

00:35:45.440 for a year

00:35:45.820 and I played there

00:35:46.500 oh so it's all white

00:35:47.800 huh

00:35:48.040 oh yeah

00:35:48.400 it was uh

00:35:49.160 it was definitely

00:35:49.820 it was like a lot of

00:35:50.680 playing

00:35:50.880 the wide receivers

00:35:52.020 were dual sport athletes

00:35:53.660 and soccer

00:35:54.200 so it was like

00:35:55.300 pretty easy

00:35:56.820 120 pound wide receivers

00:35:59.020 like

00:35:59.380 throwing them around

00:36:01.060 I was

00:36:02.660 I was pretty

00:36:03.140 thick back then

00:36:04.040 I was like 205

00:36:04.980 when I was in

00:36:05.540 really so you were lifting

00:36:06.960 a lot of weights

00:36:07.460 yeah

00:36:07.820 well so

00:36:08.780 my parents

00:36:09.940 well I have like a

00:36:10.980 thing where like

00:36:11.860 if well especially

00:36:12.700 during school

00:36:13.400 I was like

00:36:13.960 if they ever gave me

00:36:15.540 like when I was younger

00:36:16.480 I would go and like

00:36:17.440 if they gave

00:36:18.980 put their card

00:36:19.620 on the lunch line

00:36:20.380 we'd have Chick-fil-A

00:36:22.040 and stuff in there

00:36:22.680 so I'd get like

00:36:23.300 two or three Chick-fil-A

00:36:24.400 sandwiches

00:36:24.860 they cut me off

00:36:25.940 and then like

00:36:27.120 fast forward

00:36:27.700 went to private school

00:36:28.620 part of it is like

00:36:29.720 the meal plan

00:36:31.220 or whatever

00:36:31.700 no

00:36:32.100 I took advantage

00:36:33.780 of it like

00:36:34.260 no other

00:36:34.800 why they just

00:36:36.020 they have a lot

00:36:36.820 more unlimited

00:36:37.860 meal kind of style

00:36:38.900 it's just like

00:36:39.880 yeah well if

00:36:40.940 I wouldn't pack

00:36:42.020 my lunch really

00:36:42.700 so if I

00:36:43.360 if I would

00:36:44.000 I would just show up

00:36:44.880 kind of hungry 0.99

00:36:45.800 and then fucking 0.98

00:36:46.420 kind of 0.99

00:36:47.700 kind of

00:36:48.260 mill around

00:36:49.460 like a raccoon

00:36:50.180 between my friends

00:36:51.120 yeah

00:36:51.860 when I was in

00:36:53.000 middle school

00:36:53.400 there's this one

00:36:53.920 kid named Bryce

00:36:54.620 but he would

00:36:55.020 he was a nice guy

00:36:57.460 but if you asked

00:36:58.220 him nicely enough

00:36:59.420 he'd buy you

00:36:59.880 a chicken sandwich

00:37:00.560 every day

00:37:01.160 really

00:37:01.640 yeah

00:37:02.080 every day

00:37:03.020 every day

00:37:03.600 Mr.

00:37:04.320 I don't

00:37:05.280 Bryce C

00:37:06.220 he probably

00:37:06.660 if he ever sees this

00:37:07.600 thank you Bryce C

00:37:08.440 we'll drop his

00:37:09.220 last name

00:37:10.040 yeah

00:37:10.940 Bryce

00:37:11.720 thank you

00:37:13.200 I owe you

00:37:14.600 Chick-fil-A brother 0.99

00:37:15.260 for a long time

00:37:17.300 it sounds like

00:37:17.940 oh yeah

00:37:18.280 I was getting

00:37:18.780 how many meals

00:37:19.920 did you pull off

00:37:20.580 that fella 1.00

00:37:21.140 probably three

00:37:23.800 sandwiches a week

00:37:25.100 at least

00:37:25.540 30 weeks

00:37:27.220 and it was probably

00:37:28.080 over the course

00:37:28.560 of five years

00:37:29.320 or four years

00:37:29.940 I mean that's

00:37:30.820 450 sandwiches

00:37:32.980 man

00:37:33.360 I feel bad now

00:37:35.340 I probably

00:37:35.820 owned some

00:37:36.340 chicken minis

00:37:37.100 or something

00:37:38.320 I owned my whole

00:37:39.360 chicken

00:37:39.660 a whole farm

00:37:40.400 here

00:37:40.640 definitely

00:37:41.760 now I heard

00:37:43.100 the chicken

00:37:43.560 that Chick-fil-A

00:37:44.340 is kind of 1.00

00:37:44.760 fucked up 0.99

00:37:45.300 so I can't 0.99

00:37:45.760 get him back

00:37:46.220 the right way

00:37:46.860 sorry for cussing

00:37:48.160 but

00:37:48.320 no

00:37:49.060 there's a lot

00:37:50.260 of people

00:37:50.540 what happened

00:37:51.020 to the chicken

00:37:51.440 at Chick-fil-A

00:37:51.900 let's bring that up

00:37:52.600 and yeah

00:37:53.160 we'll have to do

00:37:53.740 something nice

00:37:54.420 for Bryce

00:37:54.900 maybe we'll see

00:37:55.540 if we can't

00:37:56.640 get something

00:37:57.180 sent over to him

00:37:57.820 you have his

00:37:58.140 address or anything

00:37:58.860 I have no clue

00:37:59.860 I know he's a

00:38:00.680 he's a triplet

00:38:01.320 so

00:38:01.680 we hit one of

00:38:04.140 the three

00:38:04.620 it's more of his

00:38:05.740 pops that I owe

00:38:06.560 he's a great guy

00:38:08.240 but I owe his

00:38:08.840 pops

00:38:09.300 well this is the 1.00

00:38:10.380 kind of shit 1.00

00:38:10.940 I don't know 1.00

00:38:11.620 his pops

00:38:12.800 wiener stutters

00:38:13.860 okay

00:38:14.200 I made three

00:38:15.380 of the same

00:38:15.960 one of these

00:38:16.600 one of these

00:38:17.540 it just dangles

00:38:18.260 a little bit

00:38:18.640 well it just

00:38:19.300 anybody who's

00:38:20.160 making three

00:38:20.720 of the same

00:38:21.240 kid bro

00:38:21.980 like we get it

00:38:23.160 oh yeah

00:38:23.480 quiet down

00:38:24.520 three headed dragon

00:38:25.360 yeah

00:38:25.800 yeah

00:38:26.300 yeah I don't

00:38:27.900 believe in twins

00:38:28.840 and triplets

00:38:29.420 right

00:38:29.800 where I'm from

00:38:30.800 if people was

00:38:31.320 twins

00:38:31.640 it would make

00:38:31.980 them fight

00:38:32.480 until one

00:38:33.040 of them

00:38:33.420 won

00:38:34.860 you know

00:38:35.540 and that was

00:38:36.180 the one that

00:38:36.980 everybody talked

00:38:37.600 to

00:38:37.820 yeah

00:38:38.180 what does it

00:38:40.000 say

00:38:40.160 citing diminishing

00:38:41.100 chicken supply

00:38:41.700 chick-fil-a

00:38:42.160 will back

00:38:42.800 off its

00:38:43.380 pledge

00:38:43.880 never to serve

00:38:44.860 chicken that

00:38:45.400 was fed

00:38:45.840 antibiotics

00:38:46.380 wow

00:38:47.700 so instead

00:38:49.220 it will embrace

00:38:49.820 a looser

00:38:50.420 industry standard

00:38:51.300 no antibiotics

00:38:52.240 important to

00:38:53.160 human medicine

00:38:54.020 so I guess

00:38:55.920 it can't have

00:38:56.420 like chicken

00:38:56.800 that's on like

00:38:57.260 I guess a

00:38:57.680 z-pack or

00:38:58.340 whatever

00:38:58.620 or uh

00:38:59.500 some of those

00:39:00.360 chickens probably

00:39:00.880 on xanax now

00:39:01.860 it's 20

00:39:02.480 2024 now

00:39:03.440 well especially

00:39:04.980 some of the

00:39:05.360 flooding in that

00:39:06.000 area I remember

00:39:06.660 when it flooded

00:39:07.180 in our area

00:39:07.820 and um

00:39:09.000 my buddy's mom

00:39:10.440 got on pills

00:39:11.060 after that

00:39:11.800 and quit working

00:39:12.600 so yeah

00:39:14.580 I'm sure a lot

00:39:15.360 of this chicken

00:39:16.000 is

00:39:16.980 something to do

00:39:18.040 with the pills

00:39:18.580 they're probably

00:39:19.520 on Adderall

00:39:20.180 now that's

00:39:20.600 probably why

00:39:20.880 they're so skinny

00:39:21.580 they're all

00:39:22.700 they're all out

00:39:23.280 there

00:39:23.500 everyone thinks 1.00

00:39:24.440 chickens are stupid 1.00

00:39:25.220 they're just 1.00

00:39:25.640 wired to shit 1.00

00:39:26.860 they're on 50 1.00

00:39:28.180 milligrams of

00:39:28.960 that good stuff

00:39:31.140 there

00:39:31.420 oh they'll make

00:39:32.420 an egg in

00:39:32.880 eight minutes

00:39:33.520 now

00:39:33.800 they'll cook

00:39:35.300 it for you

00:39:35.700 too 1.00

00:39:35.900 they'll fucking 1.00

00:39:36.500 start 0.99

00:39:36.800 put it on

00:39:37.660 the grill

00:39:37.920 for you

00:39:38.360 how do you

00:39:39.460 want it

00:39:39.740 how do you

00:39:40.040 want it

00:39:40.260 brother

00:39:40.440 start

00:39:41.400 start flipping

00:39:42.760 that thing

00:39:43.260 oh they're

00:39:43.760 serving it

00:39:44.380 a lot

00:39:44.740 yeah I think

00:39:45.340 that's true

00:39:45.800 if a chicken's

00:39:46.420 on Adderall

00:39:46.960 it could serve

00:39:47.660 that egg

00:39:48.040 anyway

00:39:48.360 they want

00:39:48.700 why don't we

00:39:49.580 cut out the

00:39:50.140 middleman of

00:39:50.680 the chef

00:39:51.340 and get a

00:39:52.680 chicken

00:39:53.100 to serve

00:39:54.880 the

00:39:55.260 egg ready

00:39:57.200 to order

00:39:57.640 I like that

00:39:58.380 idea

00:39:58.620 it's uh

00:39:59.760 it's more

00:40:00.400 probably humane

00:40:01.100 there

00:40:01.320 I don't care

00:40:02.160 actually

00:40:02.580 I eat

00:40:03.380 regs

00:40:03.740 regardless

00:40:04.140 I eat a lot

00:40:05.660 of meat

00:40:05.980 do you

00:40:06.700 well this would

00:40:07.180 save you time

00:40:07.920 I mean I think

00:40:09.140 imagine

00:40:10.060 you

00:40:11.800 a chicken

00:40:13.260 can do that

00:40:13.980 boil

00:40:14.420 or scramble

00:40:16.300 would be crazy

00:40:17.180 I guess

00:40:17.660 they gotta

00:40:18.260 be able

00:40:18.540 to know

00:40:18.780 how to

00:40:19.040 boil

00:40:19.440 water

00:40:19.840 they've

00:40:20.980 been on

00:40:21.200 earth

00:40:21.360 for as

00:40:21.760 long

00:40:21.940 as

00:40:22.040 we

00:40:22.200 have

00:40:22.460 so

00:40:22.640 it's

00:40:22.840 pretty

00:40:23.360 if we

00:40:24.000 could

00:40:24.140 heat

00:40:24.380 their

00:40:24.540 bodies

00:40:24.860 up

00:40:25.040 enough

00:40:25.520 in a

00:40:25.960 safe

00:40:26.260 environment

00:40:26.800 where they

00:40:28.160 don't

00:40:28.920 pass away

00:40:29.760 but they're

00:40:30.800 able to

00:40:31.180 serve

00:40:31.600 I like

00:40:33.180 that idea

00:40:33.540 we buy

00:40:33.900 like a

00:40:34.220 YMCA

00:40:34.800 with a

00:40:35.560 sauna

00:40:35.820 already

00:40:36.160 in there

00:40:36.580 put them

00:40:37.600 in the

00:40:37.820 sauna

00:40:38.040 let them 0.55

00:40:38.420 work out

00:40:38.900 let them 0.55

00:40:39.220 use the

00:40:39.540 equipment

00:40:40.020 maybe give

00:40:40.980 them some

00:40:41.260 library

00:40:41.680 books

00:40:42.080 I think

00:40:43.040 if we had

00:40:43.440 like TED talks

00:40:44.160 going 24

00:40:44.860 7

00:40:45.200 they probably

00:40:45.680 start gaining

00:40:46.440 some information

00:40:47.180 there

00:40:47.500 oh I think

00:40:48.320 there's no way

00:40:49.100 they're not

00:40:49.500 gonna pick

00:40:50.020 things up

00:40:50.700 they probably

00:40:51.860 pick stuff up

00:40:52.620 without us

00:40:52.980 knowing

00:40:53.400 yeah

00:40:53.920 little crazy

00:40:55.920 little claws

00:40:56.500 there

00:40:56.760 oh I can

00:40:57.580 only imagine

00:40:58.260 if I were

00:40:58.720 a little 0.99

00:40:58.980 fucking 1.00

00:40:59.360 chicken 1.00

00:40:59.880 that's the

00:41:02.520 thing about

00:41:02.840 chicken

00:41:03.180 they're just

00:41:03.520 like

00:41:03.700 that's how

00:41:04.080 they're like

00:41:05.020 that

00:41:05.240 then when

00:41:05.620 they're on

00:41:05.880 Adderall

00:41:06.200 it's like

00:41:06.500 when it

00:41:09.840 turns more

00:41:10.360 like a

00:41:10.640 hummingbird

00:41:11.000 that's all

00:41:13.160 it is

00:41:13.540 they probably

00:41:14.240 that's a

00:41:15.620 good business

00:41:16.360 plan there

00:41:16.880 we need to

00:41:17.500 trademark that

00:41:18.120 stuff before

00:41:18.720 it's gone

00:41:19.660 yeah

00:41:20.080 I'm sure

00:41:20.900 it'll be

00:41:21.120 gone

00:41:21.340 the second

00:41:21.580 somebody hears

00:41:22.080 this

00:41:22.220 it's already

00:41:23.420 gone

00:41:23.720 that's the

00:41:24.040 problem

00:41:24.280 with today

00:41:24.760 yeah

00:41:25.080 it's gonna

00:41:25.360 be like

00:41:25.720 I forget

00:41:27.140 the name

00:41:27.620 of it

00:41:27.900 but

00:41:28.120 probably a

00:41:30.080 war crime

00:41:30.540 to give

00:41:30.780 chickens

00:41:31.220 amphetamines

00:41:32.620 well it's

00:41:33.940 just sad

00:41:34.420 that Chick-fil-A

00:41:35.100 is resorting

00:41:35.760 to getting

00:41:36.200 this bootleg

00:41:37.180 chicken

00:41:37.660 and a lot

00:41:38.560 of the chicken

00:41:38.960 has probably

00:41:39.400 been through

00:41:40.080 you know

00:41:40.500 has complex

00:41:41.280 trauma

00:41:41.760 it's probably

00:41:43.020 who knows

00:41:43.420 where it's

00:41:43.740 from

00:41:44.020 probably

00:41:44.480 it could

00:41:45.360 be

00:41:45.520 Memphis

00:41:45.880 it could

00:41:46.300 be

00:41:46.660 East

00:41:47.080 St.

00:41:47.280 Louis

00:41:47.620 who knows

00:41:48.580 where a lot

00:41:49.140 of these

00:41:49.340 animals are

00:41:49.780 coming from

00:41:50.180 now

00:41:50.480 yeah

00:41:50.840 from all

00:41:51.800 over

00:41:52.080 all over

00:41:53.060 all over

00:41:53.560 the world

00:41:54.060 there's

00:41:54.500 Chicago too

00:41:55.200 oh yeah

00:41:56.000 I mean

00:41:56.440 just some

00:41:56.840 of the

00:41:57.220 us choosing

00:41:58.320 to have

00:41:58.600 different

00:41:59.140 chicken

00:41:59.720 that's gonna

00:42:00.060 change

00:42:00.460 everybody

00:42:00.940 that's gonna

00:42:01.720 change

00:42:01.980 marriages

00:42:02.360 there are

00:42:03.120 marriages

00:42:03.560 out there

00:42:04.140 that are

00:42:05.140 based solely

00:42:05.880 on the fact

00:42:06.400 that twice

00:42:06.920 a week

00:42:07.480 they eat

00:42:09.680 Chick-fil-A

00:42:10.020 together

00:42:10.440 that's true

00:42:11.180 my aunt

00:42:12.060 actually got

00:42:12.800 proposed to

00:42:13.740 in a

00:42:14.840 canes

00:42:15.280 in a

00:42:15.740 canes box

00:42:16.360 yeah

00:42:16.800 she did not

00:42:17.760 like that idea

00:42:18.720 in a canes

00:42:19.540 inside of a

00:42:20.300 canes

00:42:20.580 open it up

00:42:21.200 it was on the

00:42:22.140 Texas toast

00:42:22.780 no way

00:42:23.640 no

00:42:23.980 yes way

00:42:25.420 it was the

00:42:26.480 worst idea

00:42:27.420 the forever

00:42:28.180 combo

00:42:28.640 it was a

00:42:29.520 short marriage

00:42:30.220 though

00:42:30.480 she's very

00:42:31.000 buried now

00:42:31.500 lovely lady 0.96

00:42:32.140 is she

00:42:32.660 yeah

00:42:33.040 yes sir

00:42:33.760 happy

00:42:34.400 and

00:42:35.120 you know

00:42:35.880 well yeah

00:42:37.460 I mean

00:42:37.640 yeah

00:42:37.980 I think

00:42:38.460 where were you

00:42:39.000 would you do it

00:42:39.480 at a canes

00:42:40.180 what is the

00:42:40.840 best fast food

00:42:42.240 or

00:42:43.620 quick dining

00:42:44.780 as they like

00:42:45.260 to say

00:42:45.760 place to get

00:42:48.560 married at

00:42:49.000 you think

00:42:49.560 is chilies

00:42:50.680 count

00:42:50.960 is chilies

00:42:51.680 fast

00:42:51.960 no that's

00:42:52.400 not fast

00:42:52.840 enough

00:42:53.020 that's

00:42:53.280 that's

00:42:53.800 high class

00:42:54.500 dining

00:42:54.860 it's good

00:42:56.280 food

00:42:56.640 if you can

00:42:57.520 get liquor

00:42:57.900 there it

00:42:58.160 probably

00:42:58.360 doesn't

00:42:58.600 count

00:42:58.860 well

00:42:59.560 no

00:42:59.920 chilies

00:43:00.280 is great

00:43:00.660 I think

00:43:00.960 it's just

00:43:01.280 a lot

00:43:01.640 chilies

00:43:02.120 is a place

00:43:02.680 you can

00:43:03.040 meet women

00:43:04.300 easily

00:43:04.680 I think

00:43:05.180 oh yeah

00:43:05.600 so I think

00:43:06.320 if it's a place

00:43:06.980 you can probably

00:43:07.380 easily meet

00:43:08.220 women 1.00

00:43:08.560 that

00:43:08.980 then it's

00:43:10.320 not applicable

00:43:10.960 chilies

00:43:11.540 kind of reminds

00:43:12.100 me of

00:43:12.380 brought

00:43:12.700 this is my

00:43:13.080 first time

00:43:13.440 going on

00:43:13.840 broadway

00:43:14.300 but it's

00:43:14.640 like

00:43:14.820 I see

00:43:15.360 two groups

00:43:15.820 of people

00:43:16.240 it's either

00:43:16.860 super young

00:43:17.540 chicks

00:43:17.900 or super

00:43:19.040 old chicks 0.85

00:43:19.540 it's like

00:43:19.860 the young

00:43:20.440 chicks

00:43:20.740 are partying

00:43:21.400 the older

00:43:22.060 people

00:43:22.420 or like

00:43:22.940 going to

00:43:23.560 war museums

00:43:24.220 or something

00:43:24.680 like

00:43:24.940 that's how

00:43:26.740 Chick-fil-A is

00:43:27.400 at the bar

00:43:27.860 or not

00:43:28.380 the Chili's

00:43:29.060 is at the bar

00:43:29.580 it's a mixed bag

00:43:30.700 out there

00:43:31.020 Chili's is a great

00:43:31.900 place to go

00:43:32.720 and back to

00:43:34.140 in your hometown

00:43:34.600 and make love

00:43:35.860 to someone

00:43:36.240 that you didn't

00:43:36.980 get to talk

00:43:37.980 to in high school

00:43:38.720 rekindle a flame

00:43:39.660 there

00:43:39.920 two for twenty

00:43:40.960 two for twenty

00:43:41.980 get it rolling

00:43:42.640 you know

00:43:43.380 get a nap

00:43:44.280 with it

00:43:44.740 I'll tell you

00:43:45.520 what

00:43:45.680 you ever

00:43:45.920 made love

00:43:46.600 after half

00:43:47.160 and mozzarella 0.91

00:43:47.840 sticks

00:43:48.340 oh 1.00

00:43:49.640 shit just 1.00

00:43:49.980 sits in you 1.00

00:43:50.440 it's like 0.96

00:43:52.440 a gumball

00:43:52.920 machine

00:43:53.300 you gotta

00:43:55.240 shake me

00:43:55.740 and twist

00:43:56.100 me

00:43:56.220 to get that 1.00

00:43:56.660 shit out 1.00

00:43:57.180 of me 1.00

00:43:57.360 brother

00:43:57.560 yeah

00:43:59.280 that's love

00:44:00.060 man

00:44:00.520 I wonder

00:44:01.520 how many

00:44:01.820 relationships

00:44:02.340 have been

00:44:02.680 started

00:44:03.020 at some

00:44:03.320 of these

00:44:03.520 different

00:44:03.720 types

00:44:03.980 of food

00:44:04.340 chains

00:44:04.760 um

00:44:06.120 Chili's 1.00

00:44:09.060 oh

00:44:09.280 couples are

00:44:10.440 getting engaged

00:44:11.160 at Chili's

00:44:11.680 okay so I

00:44:12.160 guess it's a

00:44:12.640 thing now

00:44:13.180 oh it is

00:44:13.760 oh that's

00:44:14.540 good actually

00:44:15.160 because yeah

00:44:15.900 because sometimes

00:44:16.320 it's so hard

00:44:16.900 to decide

00:44:17.280 where to get

00:44:17.780 engaged at

00:44:18.620 and a lot

00:44:19.480 of public

00:44:19.940 parks and

00:44:20.420 everything

00:44:20.620 are very

00:44:21.060 dangerous

00:44:21.640 now

00:44:22.080 yeah

00:44:22.420 and so

00:44:23.640 yeah

00:44:25.380 there's some

00:44:26.120 couples right

00:44:26.640 there getting

00:44:27.020 engaged

00:44:27.520 where would

00:44:27.820 you get

00:44:28.440 engaged

00:44:28.860 I think

00:44:31.540 I'd go

00:44:31.960 old school

00:44:32.460 I'd go

00:44:32.820 inside

00:44:33.860 of a

00:44:34.700 McDonald's

00:44:35.960 that's good

00:44:37.320 that's a good

00:44:37.860 start

00:44:38.200 maybe the

00:44:38.600 drive-thru

00:44:39.360 think about it

00:44:39.960 in the drive-thru

00:44:40.700 go in when

00:44:41.220 you

00:44:41.320 yeah don't

00:44:41.780 give her much

00:44:42.220 time that way

00:44:42.860 if you pop

00:44:43.440 out from

00:44:43.720 behind the

00:44:44.220 drive-thru

00:44:44.620 sign

00:44:45.040 and she's

00:44:46.980 like yeah I

00:44:47.380 would like

00:44:47.640 a Mick

00:44:48.360 whatever

00:44:48.760 yeah and

00:44:49.500 you have a

00:44:50.000 proposing with 1.00

00:44:51.240 the shit 1.00

00:44:52.460 traps 1.00

00:44:52.780 yeah and

00:44:53.500 you're like

00:44:53.800 oh do you

00:44:54.320 want this

00:44:54.740 Mick husband 0.63

00:44:55.380 and you pop

00:44:55.880 out from

00:44:56.220 behind there

00:44:56.740 that's that

00:44:57.700 Chick-fil-A

00:44:58.180 chicken

00:44:58.560 Chick-fil-A

00:44:59.340 chicken make

00:44:59.740 you make

00:44:59.980 some irrational

00:45:00.940 decisions now

00:45:01.740 yeah or you

00:45:02.940 want this

00:45:03.280 Mick prenup and

00:45:04.240 you just roll

00:45:04.780 out from

00:45:05.140 behind the

00:45:05.580 sign

00:45:05.780 it's on

00:45:06.080 the receipt

00:45:06.520 it's on

00:45:07.200 the receipt

00:45:07.560 lady

00:45:07.880 lovely lady 0.96

00:45:09.180 maybe a

00:45:10.560 Waffle House

00:45:11.120 I bet

00:45:11.420 Waffle House

00:45:11.900 that's it

00:45:12.660 that's got a

00:45:13.340 loyal crowd

00:45:13.860 there it's

00:45:14.440 like Cracker

00:45:14.900 Barrel

00:45:15.220 yeah Waffle House

00:45:16.000 I think people

00:45:16.340 would cheer you

00:45:17.040 on as well

00:45:17.680 they're gonna be

00:45:18.020 like we want

00:45:18.660 this love

00:45:19.560 we want these

00:45:21.160 MFers 0.99

00:45:22.560 somebody would

00:45:23.000 yell MFers 1.00

00:45:23.740 or even

00:45:24.520 queers at you 1.00

00:45:25.480 sometimes

00:45:25.680 yeah

00:45:26.040 we can bleep

00:45:26.920 that out but

00:45:27.340 people will

00:45:27.820 yell

00:45:28.120 yeah

00:45:28.580 we love these

00:45:29.520 queers even if 1.00

00:45:30.240 it's straight 0.92

00:45:30.720 people getting

00:45:31.220 married

00:45:31.540 yeah

00:45:31.860 oh here's

00:45:33.080 one right

00:45:33.540 here we can

00:45:33.940 actually watch

00:45:34.500 this one

00:45:34.860 look at

00:45:35.340 look at

00:45:35.600 this

00:45:35.920 Waffle House

00:45:37.980 is a Valentine's

00:45:38.640 Day tradition

00:45:39.080 for John and

00:45:39.680 Julie

00:45:39.920 oh that's

00:45:40.660 cute huh

00:45:41.220 that is cute

00:45:41.900 a real man

00:45:42.520 look baby

00:45:43.080 it takes a

00:45:43.680 real man

00:45:44.200 to make

00:45:44.700 Waffle House

00:45:45.720 I'm taking

00:45:45.940 notes here

00:45:46.440 and I just

00:45:48.440 have one

00:45:48.880 question

00:45:49.220 will you

00:45:50.680 marry me

00:45:51.320 wow

00:45:53.720 oh he put

00:45:59.500 it on a

00:45:59.800 waffle

00:46:00.100 you guys

00:46:01.460 can't see

00:46:01.880 but the

00:46:02.240 waiter

00:46:02.620 who's a

00:46:03.700 male waiter

00:46:04.240 at Waffle House

00:46:04.700 which you

00:46:04.940 don't even

00:46:05.200 see very

00:46:05.740 often

00:46:06.060 which you

00:46:06.400 have to

00:46:06.580 pay extra

00:46:07.040 to get

00:46:07.540 brought it

00:46:10.120 over and

00:46:10.660 it was a

00:46:11.160 ring a wedding

00:46:12.160 ring open in

00:46:12.940 a box on a

00:46:13.640 waffle

00:46:14.000 that is a

00:46:14.700 way to do

00:46:15.060 it there

00:46:15.400 oh

00:46:15.860 here's the

00:46:17.100 thing

00:46:17.300 you're gonna

00:46:17.760 want that

00:46:18.360 waffle a

00:46:19.200 little bit

00:46:19.720 so you're

00:46:20.740 gonna say

00:46:21.060 yes just to

00:46:21.760 get a little

00:46:22.100 bit ahead of

00:46:22.660 that waffle

00:46:23.180 yeah

00:46:23.500 you either

00:46:24.260 gotta eat it

00:46:24.780 or you gotta

00:46:25.120 frame it

00:46:25.600 or something

00:46:25.980 probably turn

00:46:28.020 into something

00:46:28.380 crazy

00:46:28.820 yeah where

00:46:29.940 would you go

00:46:30.380 you think

00:46:30.740 I guess

00:46:31.000 Chili's 1.00

00:46:31.380 that's a good

00:46:31.680 answer huh

00:46:32.220 Chili's 1.00

00:46:32.580 I like

00:46:32.940 Chili's 1.00

00:46:33.440 maybe

00:46:33.820 I don't

00:46:36.220 know

00:46:36.380 I got

00:46:36.780 engaged

00:46:37.480 last weekend

00:46:38.080 at Vegas

00:46:38.920 so maybe

00:46:40.020 do that

00:46:40.400 again

00:46:40.700 you got

00:46:41.620 really

00:46:41.840 engaged

00:46:42.240 it was

00:46:43.240 I don't

00:46:43.840 know if

00:46:44.120 it's real

00:46:44.580 yet

00:46:44.820 but it's

00:46:45.360 we did

00:46:46.260 get married

00:46:46.740 she was

00:46:47.780 offering

00:46:48.080 acceptance

00:46:48.580 it's a

00:46:48.940 legal contract

00:46:50.000 I'll find out

00:46:52.220 how much money

00:46:52.660 she makes 0.98

00:46:53.000 I'll bring up 1.00

00:46:53.900 her ass 1.00

00:46:54.340 there you go 1.00

00:46:55.900 I need a

00:46:56.680 cut of that

00:46:57.060 snapchat

00:46:57.440 please

00:46:57.820 dang

00:46:58.380 and is she's

00:46:59.160 a snapchat

00:46:59.700 artist or

00:47:00.180 something

00:47:00.460 no fitness

00:47:01.320 lady

00:47:02.420 wow

00:47:03.280 yep

00:47:03.840 and where'd

00:47:04.340 you meet

00:47:04.540 her online

00:47:05.120 um

00:47:05.640 my brother

00:47:06.300 set me up

00:47:06.800 Nick

00:47:07.120 Narasino

00:47:07.580 oh yeah

00:47:08.360 I met

00:47:08.740 Nick

00:47:09.020 yeah

00:47:09.300 I met

00:47:09.800 him at

00:47:10.000 the fight

00:47:10.260 did he set

00:47:10.600 you up

00:47:10.780 with a

00:47:10.980 gal

00:47:11.180 yeah

00:47:11.420 that's

00:47:11.680 what

00:47:11.780 that's

00:47:12.180 what we

00:47:12.400 did

00:47:12.580 the day

00:47:13.980 before

00:47:14.420 she wasn't

00:47:15.820 with me at

00:47:16.180 the fight

00:47:16.540 so things

00:47:17.040 are rough

00:47:17.700 sledding

00:47:18.100 rough sledding

00:47:18.940 bad start

00:47:20.200 out the gate

00:47:20.800 lots of

00:47:22.680 turbulence

00:47:23.080 like Captain

00:47:24.380 Sully

00:47:24.720 I hit a

00:47:25.760 geese

00:47:26.060 at takeoff

00:47:26.920 we're in

00:47:29.020 the water

00:47:29.420 someone come

00:47:30.060 get us

00:47:30.600 wow

00:47:32.700 but it's

00:47:33.560 you know

00:47:34.640 loving

00:47:35.140 loving the

00:47:35.800 married life

00:47:36.360 yeah

00:47:37.140 it seems

00:47:37.560 like it

00:47:37.900 man

00:47:38.180 yeah

00:47:38.980 because

00:47:39.500 um

00:47:40.000 that's a

00:47:41.240 big challenge

00:47:41.840 dude

00:47:42.100 I think

00:47:42.460 is getting

00:47:42.920 married

00:47:43.260 and being

00:47:43.600 willing to

00:47:44.080 be married

00:47:44.660 you know

00:47:45.420 I've had

00:47:46.040 friends that

00:47:46.380 get married

00:47:46.840 and then

00:47:47.100 they'll come

00:47:47.420 over the

00:47:47.760 next day

00:47:48.100 and be like

00:47:48.400 dude

00:47:48.640 I'm 1.00

00:47:48.900 fuck 1.00

00:47:49.460 they'll be 1.00

00:47:50.000 like 1.00

00:47:50.160 fuck 1.00

00:47:50.660 man 1.00

00:47:50.860 I'm

00:47:51.080 married

00:47:51.460 you know

00:47:51.920 yeah

00:47:52.160 I can't

00:47:52.700 that's why

00:47:53.020 I can't

00:47:53.340 I don't

00:47:53.580 like anything

00:47:54.280 long term

00:47:55.060 yeah

00:47:55.560 keep everything

00:47:56.200 month to month

00:47:56.760 month to month

00:47:57.360 contract

00:47:57.760 that's another

00:47:59.320 business idea

00:48:00.140 there

00:48:00.400 this heart

00:48:01.080 is month to

00:48:01.600 month

00:48:01.880 exactly

00:48:02.540 you know

00:48:03.500 I can love

00:48:04.140 you as long

00:48:04.820 as I can

00:48:05.400 think

00:48:06.300 yeah

00:48:07.760 I can love

00:48:08.240 you as long

00:48:08.760 as this electric

00:48:09.480 bill lasts

00:48:10.160 oh yeah

00:48:10.660 yeah

00:48:11.180 love you as long

00:48:12.600 as it takes

00:48:13.340 me to get

00:48:13.760 to you

00:48:14.160 by foot

00:48:16.300 by land

00:48:16.720 or sea

00:48:17.060 um

00:48:17.720 oh I saw

00:48:18.840 in Vegas

00:48:19.160 you got a

00:48:19.500 Lamborghini

00:48:20.060 did you really

00:48:20.520 get that

00:48:20.680 I did get a

00:48:21.840 Lamborghini

00:48:22.320 no way

00:48:23.100 I'll tell you

00:48:23.580 what

00:48:23.840 it looks

00:48:24.320 pretty there

00:48:24.880 oh that's

00:48:26.120 beautiful

00:48:26.440 Steve is such

00:48:27.060 a nice guy

00:48:27.680 oh I love

00:48:28.260 Steve

00:48:28.640 he's awesome

00:48:29.580 he's built

00:48:30.380 with such a

00:48:30.920 unique joy

00:48:31.520 inside of him

00:48:32.260 yeah

00:48:32.520 he's a

00:48:33.260 great person

00:48:34.040 to be around

00:48:34.640 he is

00:48:35.500 yeah

00:48:35.900 it literally

00:48:36.480 is like

00:48:36.760 being around

00:48:37.160 the sun

00:48:37.640 kind of

00:48:38.080 yeah

00:48:38.320 it's like

00:48:38.720 the sun

00:48:39.240 just is like

00:48:39.700 hanging out

00:48:40.140 with you

00:48:40.380 you get

00:48:41.200 positive energy

00:48:42.240 off him

00:48:42.700 always good

00:48:43.760 vibes

00:48:44.240 he surprised

00:48:45.560 you with this

00:48:46.180 we walked

00:48:46.760 outside to

00:48:47.220 Red Rock

00:48:47.640 and he was

00:48:48.020 sitting out

00:48:49.400 there

00:48:49.660 I had no

00:48:50.840 clue what

00:48:51.360 was going

00:48:51.740 on

00:48:52.020 have you

00:48:52.300 driven it

00:48:52.700 at all

00:48:53.100 not yet

00:48:53.720 it's actually

00:48:54.320 it's coming

00:48:56.300 from North

00:48:56.680 Carolina

00:48:57.080 and it's

00:48:57.500 going to be

00:48:58.180 in Houston

00:48:59.100 when I get

00:48:59.480 back

00:48:59.740 no way

00:49:00.800 yep

00:49:01.060 you're like

00:49:01.500 what do you

00:49:01.760 even do

00:49:02.140 with the

00:49:02.400 Lamborghini

00:49:03.000 then if

00:49:03.420 you get

00:49:04.200 home

00:49:04.480 where are

00:49:04.780 you gonna

00:49:05.100 I'm putting

00:49:06.060 it in my

00:49:06.400 garage

00:49:06.860 Houston has

00:49:07.940 a lot of

00:49:08.200 potholes

00:49:08.540 so if I 0.96

00:49:08.880 fuck up 0.65

00:49:09.460 that 0.99

00:49:09.660 a rem

00:49:10.900 or a fender

00:49:11.840 I don't

00:49:12.320 know if I'm

00:49:13.340 shelling out 0.75

00:49:13.840 the cash

00:49:14.260 for that

00:49:14.500 thing

00:49:14.700 I'll just

00:49:15.000 have a 0.99

00:49:15.400 fucked up 0.99

00:49:16.320 sports car 0.95

00:49:17.000 in there

00:49:17.440 it'll look

00:49:18.300 cool though

00:49:18.820 I think it

00:49:19.460 does

00:49:19.660 I'll just

00:49:20.040 leave the

00:49:20.320 garage open

00:49:20.900 24-7

00:49:21.660 try to get

00:49:22.760 the hot dog

00:49:23.240 walkers

00:49:23.660 you want to

00:49:24.400 see something

00:49:24.900 you want to

00:49:25.400 see some

00:49:25.680 horses

00:49:26.000 yeah if

00:49:28.500 you just

00:49:28.740 sit in

00:49:29.040 there

00:49:29.200 and floor

00:49:29.980 it

00:49:30.120 did that

00:49:30.820 a couple

00:49:31.100 times

00:49:31.480 it was

00:49:32.540 cool

00:49:32.860 yeah dude

00:49:33.640 we had a

00:49:34.180 guy that

00:49:34.600 used to

00:49:34.920 ride

00:49:35.180 they had

00:49:35.460 these girls 0.99

00:49:35.960 by us

00:49:36.520 that were

00:49:36.860 twins I

00:49:37.540 think or

00:49:37.920 something was

00:49:38.280 wrong with

00:49:38.660 one of

00:49:38.980 them but

00:49:39.340 they would

00:49:40.320 sit on the

00:49:41.280 back of

00:49:41.740 this like

00:49:42.400 Mustang

00:49:42.880 it was a

00:49:43.420 convertible

00:49:43.900 and this

00:49:44.680 guy would

00:49:45.140 always drive

00:49:45.740 around like

00:49:46.060 he was

00:49:46.320 cool

00:49:46.740 and then

00:49:47.860 he one

00:49:49.660 time

00:49:49.960 floored it

00:49:51.060 and they

00:49:51.280 both fell

00:49:51.880 off

00:49:52.040 oh my god

00:49:52.980 it's like

00:49:53.640 those people

00:49:54.060 that do

00:49:54.420 the wheelies

00:49:54.940 on quads

00:49:56.020 and fall

00:49:56.460 off

00:49:56.760 that's a

00:49:59.920 dangerous game

00:50:00.680 there

00:50:01.000 yeah yeah

00:50:01.620 it's a little

00:50:01.960 bit risky

00:50:02.460 man

00:50:02.720 new car

00:50:03.940 ownership

00:50:04.280 is definitely

00:50:04.840 interesting

00:50:05.140 but a car

00:50:05.520 like that

00:50:05.820 you can't

00:50:06.200 even hide

00:50:06.640 anywhere

00:50:06.980 oh yeah

00:50:07.860 I'll tell you

00:50:08.560 the insurance

00:50:09.680 ain't gonna

00:50:10.100 be cheap

00:50:10.540 brother

00:50:10.980 not after

00:50:12.860 my first

00:50:13.360 crash too

00:50:14.080 what's up

00:50:14.620 brother

00:50:14.800 these rates

00:50:15.360 brother

00:50:15.620 they're like

00:50:16.500 oh you

00:50:16.860 totaled a

00:50:17.360 Tacoma

00:50:17.780 what is the

00:50:18.600 next thing

00:50:18.940 you want

00:50:19.180 on your

00:50:19.400 ticket

00:50:19.660 it's a

00:50:20.740 it's a

00:50:21.020 Lamborghini

00:50:21.420 sir

00:50:21.700 aviator

00:50:23.880 Lamborghini

00:50:24.520 look at

00:50:26.060 that thing

00:50:26.500 it's got

00:50:26.840 wings on

00:50:27.340 it

00:50:27.500 it's gonna

00:50:28.160 be a big

00:50:28.760 uptick

00:50:29.280 huh

00:50:29.500 I know

00:50:29.900 I'm going

00:50:30.520 to uh

00:50:31.240 I'll probably

00:50:32.560 ride it

00:50:33.120 ride it a

00:50:33.600 couple times

00:50:34.340 keep it in

00:50:35.580 the neighborhood

00:50:35.960 just Sunday

00:50:36.840 drive

00:50:37.240 yeah Sunday

00:50:37.920 drive

00:50:38.180 that's the

00:50:38.560 move

00:50:38.860 yeah

00:50:39.180 um

00:50:39.980 oh you

00:50:40.280 could do

00:50:40.520 last laps

00:50:41.360 for like

00:50:41.740 women like 1.00

00:50:42.220 senior citizen

00:50:42.940 women that 1.00

00:50:43.560 are

00:50:44.240 like

00:50:45.620 have

00:50:45.940 dementia

00:50:46.580 or whatever

00:50:46.980 oh yeah

00:50:47.400 they have

00:50:49.280 that where

00:50:49.680 somebody will

00:50:50.180 come and

00:50:50.500 take them

00:50:50.740 in a

00:50:51.020 like on

00:50:51.620 a last

00:50:52.040 lap

00:50:52.340 or whatever

00:50:52.720 oh yeah

00:50:53.180 like a

00:50:53.640 like a

00:50:54.780 NASCAR

00:50:55.160 little

00:50:55.680 little

00:50:56.500 do-around

00:50:57.280 yeah just

00:50:58.040 something you

00:50:58.680 know just

00:50:59.360 so that

00:50:59.780 yeah

00:51:00.060 so they can

00:51:01.100 feel that

00:51:01.800 you know

00:51:02.220 just

00:51:02.460 just feel

00:51:03.360 fun you

00:51:03.820 know hang 0.94

00:51:04.140 their head

00:51:04.420 out the

00:51:04.680 window or

00:51:05.060 whatever

00:51:05.240 see the

00:51:05.700 sun

00:51:05.880 see the sun

00:51:05.900 again

00:51:06.180 usually

00:51:06.820 tuck them

00:51:08.460 away in

00:51:08.880 those

00:51:09.160 houses

00:51:09.760 just

00:51:10.520 yeah

00:51:10.720 one last

00:51:11.280 orbit around

00:51:12.420 the neighborhood

00:51:12.880 you gotta

00:51:13.480 go through

00:51:14.120 an airlock

00:51:15.800 to get to

00:51:16.140 grandma

00:51:16.440 it's usually

00:51:17.580 not a good

00:51:17.960 time

00:51:18.360 yeah

00:51:19.140 one last

00:51:20.220 run through

00:51:22.140 the wind

00:51:22.540 before the

00:51:23.020 Lord brings

00:51:23.600 them home

00:51:23.960 you know

00:51:24.180 there's one

00:51:24.840 of it right

00:51:25.180 there

00:51:25.720 last lap

00:51:26.860 83 year old

00:51:27.800 man's birthday

00:51:28.360 wish to ride

00:51:28.940 in a Lamborghini

00:51:29.720 comes true

00:51:30.240 dude you could

00:51:31.160 do this for

00:51:31.620 so many people

00:51:32.320 I would do

00:51:32.760 that I'll have

00:51:33.420 prunes and

00:51:34.680 oranges and

00:51:35.480 cottage cheese

00:51:36.200 in there for

00:51:36.740 them all that

00:51:38.180 all that stuff

00:51:38.880 and they can

00:51:39.360 hang their head

00:51:39.760 out the window

00:51:40.060 too I think

00:51:40.400 it makes them

00:51:40.760 feel good too

00:51:41.580 um I think

00:51:44.000 that would be

00:51:44.320 wonderful man

00:51:44.940 but the only

00:51:45.560 thing about a

00:51:46.000 yellow Lamborghini

00:51:46.640 is it's also

00:51:47.540 a I think it's

00:51:48.560 kind of like a

00:51:49.080 gay um 0.98

00:51:50.580 beacon or 0.99

00:51:52.080 whatever

00:51:52.360 oh yeah

00:51:52.860 so it's

00:51:53.640 definitely going

00:51:54.280 to attract a 0.91

00:51:55.460 lot of gay 1.00

00:51:56.640 men out there 0.98

00:51:57.640 hey

00:51:57.880 take any

00:51:58.720 eyeballs

00:51:59.140 that's the

00:51:59.580 purposes for

00:52:00.260 attention here

00:52:01.060 that's it

00:52:01.820 you gotta take

00:52:02.200 what you can

00:52:02.520 get

00:52:02.680 look at this

00:52:03.200 they're taking

00:52:03.640 pictures of the

00:52:04.760 car

00:52:05.040 they probably

00:52:05.720 got some hot

00:52:06.200 friends

00:52:06.600 there we go

00:52:08.100 everything works

00:52:09.620 out there

00:52:10.160 good thing it's 0.99

00:52:12.120 black too 0.99

00:52:12.700 it's black 0.99

00:52:14.200 yeah it's gonna 0.98

00:52:15.020 be oh I thought

00:52:15.700 it was yellow

00:52:16.280 so we took a

00:52:17.540 picture with that

00:52:18.140 one and then

00:52:19.100 he's sending me

00:52:19.840 one oh so the

00:52:20.920 one you're getting 0.98

00:52:21.240 is black 1.00

00:52:21.660 all black brother 0.97

00:52:22.340 yeah because yellow

00:52:23.200 is look at there

00:52:23.820 you go right there

00:52:24.560 and there's a young

00:52:25.420 man already sitting

00:52:26.160 on that one

00:52:26.740 shirtless

00:52:27.320 yeah and that

00:52:28.620 guy is looking

00:52:29.400 to meet another

00:52:29.940 guy probably

00:52:30.540 maybe not

00:52:31.260 I'm not saying

00:52:31.840 that

00:52:32.160 probably got

00:52:32.560 tape over his 0.99

00:52:33.140 nipples 0.99

00:52:33.380 probably

00:52:34.280 chafing

00:52:36.100 chafing

00:52:36.760 because yeah

00:52:39.160 dude I remember

00:52:39.640 the first time

00:52:40.300 we had a gay guy

00:52:41.180 in our neighborhood

00:52:41.600 or a dude

00:52:42.180 he said he told

00:52:43.120 us he was an

00:52:43.660 EMT or whatever

00:52:44.660 and he had me

00:52:45.820 and my buddies

00:52:46.400 doing like

00:52:47.180 CPR on each

00:52:50.100 other right

00:52:50.600 practicing

00:52:51.160 well then there

00:52:52.140 was a fire in

00:52:53.100 our neighborhood

00:52:53.540 and somebody got

00:52:54.460 burned and so

00:52:55.160 somebody's like

00:52:56.040 we gotta run over

00:52:56.860 to Mr. Gary's

00:52:57.560 house he's an

00:52:58.180 EMT he can help

00:52:59.140 and somebody's

00:53:00.040 like that dude's

00:53:00.560 not an EMT

00:53:01.380 dude he's just

00:53:02.000 kind of you know 0.95

00:53:02.860 he's just a gay 1.00

00:53:03.860 dude that's always 0.99

00:53:04.800 perving on people

00:53:06.120 and you're like 1.00

00:53:06.820 oh shit 0.99

00:53:07.600 oh my gosh 1.00

00:53:08.780 that's pretty

00:53:09.460 well then what

00:53:10.940 about these

00:53:11.320 certificates he gave

00:53:12.380 us for CPR

00:53:13.120 oh you're full

00:53:14.700 certified there

00:53:15.460 you gave him

00:53:17.100 more than lips

00:53:17.740 you gave him a

00:53:18.140 little tongue in 0.97

00:53:18.620 there brother

00:53:19.000 he's trying to

00:53:19.880 breathe

00:53:20.140 I didn't do

00:53:21.080 anything this one

00:53:21.920 kid William was 1.00

00:53:22.820 he was a fucking 0.99

00:53:23.760 weirdo but uh 1.00

00:53:24.940 but yeah we

00:53:25.740 shouldn't have been

00:53:26.160 over there but it

00:53:26.660 doesn't matter but

00:53:27.200 but he ended up

00:53:28.080 having a vehicle

00:53:28.820 like that you know

00:53:30.080 and this other guy

00:53:30.980 named Big Roy would

00:53:32.120 always play Navy

00:53:33.040 with us at his

00:53:33.640 house he had one

00:53:34.140 of those big

00:53:34.640 bathtubs

00:53:35.260 yeah

00:53:35.540 oh my a bathtub

00:53:37.660 and we would play Navy

00:53:39.140 over there

00:53:39.800 there you go

00:53:40.480 you got underwater

00:53:41.820 torpedoes

00:53:42.700 dude it was just

00:53:46.140 yeah I was just

00:53:46.960 like uh I was

00:53:48.100 barely enlisted

00:53:49.000 so

00:53:49.480 you were just

00:53:50.240 part time

00:53:50.900 coast guard I

00:53:52.660 think that is

00:53:53.160 yeah that's it

00:53:53.840 coast guard he's

00:53:55.100 almost in there

00:53:55.980 you never left the

00:53:57.680 port

00:53:57.960 I was in active

00:54:01.260 duty

00:54:01.620 there you go

00:54:02.200 helicopter ride

00:54:03.480 he's swinging that

00:54:06.440 thing around

00:54:06.980 what else can we

00:54:08.880 talk about

00:54:09.640 I'll take you for

00:54:10.640 a ride

00:54:11.000 are you gonna

00:54:11.640 drive it

00:54:12.200 I got a

00:54:12.760 well my first

00:54:13.300 two days are

00:54:13.960 scheduled already

00:54:14.840 got some ladies 1.00

00:54:15.520 yeah

00:54:16.540 one of the ladies 0.54

00:54:17.220 I'm with right

00:54:17.820 now

00:54:18.340 yeah

00:54:19.440 oh yeah

00:54:20.460 she's beautiful

00:54:21.300 beautiful ladies 1.00

00:54:22.160 look at this

00:54:23.100 hard at work

00:54:23.880 her name is

00:54:24.800 well just not

00:54:26.320 saying

00:54:26.560 BG

00:54:26.960 BG yeah

00:54:28.300 there we go

00:54:28.920 um that's a

00:54:30.320 yeah that's a good

00:54:31.380 name and

00:54:32.460 I think she seems

00:54:34.360 like a nice person

00:54:35.440 she is a nice

00:54:36.200 person

00:54:36.620 yeah

00:54:36.940 tell you what I'm 0.99

00:54:38.320 fucking light headed 0.99

00:54:39.080 I ate like a bird 1.00

00:54:40.160 yesterday

00:54:40.620 eat with her

00:54:41.460 I was trying not

00:54:42.180 to eat too much

00:54:42.840 and

00:54:43.040 you know

00:54:44.540 it was great

00:54:45.900 and do you like

00:54:47.160 yeah what's that

00:54:48.080 like now because

00:54:48.560 you're meeting more

00:54:49.220 ladies and stuff 1.00

00:54:50.060 more ladies get to 1.00

00:54:50.740 see you

00:54:51.380 yeah

00:54:51.660 has that been kind

00:54:52.540 of nerve wracking

00:54:53.240 to go from like

00:54:54.220 like were you

00:54:55.740 comfortable

00:54:56.280 like growing up

00:54:57.280 were you comfortable

00:54:57.820 talking with ladies

00:54:58.640 and stuff

00:54:59.020 I was not very

00:54:59.880 good I just always

00:55:00.760 had a group of

00:55:01.740 friends or whatever

00:55:02.440 and probably had

00:55:04.240 two high hopes

00:55:05.140 with a lot

00:55:06.080 of ladies

00:55:06.480 so it was uh

00:55:07.300 usually flying

00:55:08.320 solo

00:55:08.720 oh yeah

00:55:09.480 but I also

00:55:10.200 when I go out

00:55:11.000 I like to uh

00:55:12.040 go go ham

00:55:14.140 I guess

00:55:14.560 so it's like

00:55:15.420 I you know

00:55:16.120 like to move

00:55:16.600 light

00:55:16.860 you know

00:55:17.960 moving solo

00:55:18.860 getting through

00:55:20.180 cracks and stuff

00:55:20.980 like that

00:55:21.540 that's how you

00:55:22.140 like to travel

00:55:22.620 kind of

00:55:22.960 oh yeah

00:55:23.380 it's uh

00:55:24.160 I don't

00:55:24.540 well I just

00:55:24.940 like to do

00:55:25.320 your own thing

00:55:25.820 yeah

00:55:26.140 like I just

00:55:27.080 like even

00:55:27.560 before I'm

00:55:28.720 doing something

00:55:29.280 like if

00:55:29.780 like this

00:55:30.280 I like to

00:55:30.680 pace around

00:55:31.220 or something

00:55:31.660 and sort of

00:55:32.000 do that

00:55:32.300 with other

00:55:32.640 people

00:55:32.940 yeah

00:55:34.280 and so now

00:55:35.820 it's a little

00:55:36.120 different though

00:55:36.480 because you can

00:55:36.860 meet it's easier

00:55:37.640 to meet ladies

00:55:38.140 now because they

00:55:38.600 can see you

00:55:39.220 without you

00:55:39.600 having to be

00:55:40.040 you know

00:55:40.480 they get

00:55:40.880 they see you

00:55:41.320 online

00:55:41.640 they see you

00:55:42.000 on socials

00:55:42.520 it's easier

00:55:43.080 yeah

00:55:43.480 and uh

00:55:44.360 and it's hard

00:55:45.020 to get on

00:55:45.340 tinder when

00:55:45.940 you're sketch

00:55:46.680 or whatever

00:55:47.040 because then

00:55:47.560 it's like

00:55:47.960 it's like a

00:55:49.640 how do you get

00:55:50.660 on tinder

00:55:51.020 with your

00:55:51.440 with the persona

00:55:53.400 or whatever

00:55:53.800 it's like

00:55:54.080 what

00:55:54.220 right

00:55:54.520 yeah

00:55:55.780 that's why

00:55:57.100 uh

00:55:57.480 talking to

00:55:58.420 all

00:55:58.960 ladies from 0.99

00:56:00.240 where I live

00:56:00.780 are you

00:56:01.780 yes sir

00:56:02.680 and

00:56:03.280 that's who that is

00:56:03.780 over there

00:56:04.100 it's a lady 0.98

00:56:05.140 look at her

00:56:05.680 she looks nice

00:56:06.360 looks better than

00:56:06.880 the guy that you

00:56:07.380 brought

00:56:07.640 he's handsome

00:56:08.560 but it's different

00:56:08.820 look at that

00:56:09.660 that's a great haircut

00:56:10.740 yeah beautiful guy

00:56:12.160 took it to

00:56:12.320 his barber took it up

00:56:13.220 high didn't he

00:56:13.800 yeah

00:56:14.080 his barber definitely

00:56:15.560 fresh chop brother

00:56:17.460 guy fiore on the top

00:56:20.320 military sides

00:56:21.820 yeah

00:56:22.380 yeah

00:56:23.080 it has an upstairs

00:56:25.400 yeah

00:56:25.740 it does

00:56:26.980 this haircut has an upstairs

00:56:28.360 it's a penthouse

00:56:29.340 penthouse chop there

00:56:30.740 it's gonna be

00:56:32.480 more expensive

00:56:33.060 to heat

00:56:33.520 yeah

00:56:34.520 that heat bill

00:56:35.700 is probably expensive 1.00

00:56:36.620 on that motherfucker 1.00

00:56:37.360 don't worry 1.00

00:56:38.460 it's cold in the winter

00:56:40.120 it's hot in the summer

00:56:41.340 it's just

00:56:42.940 don't worry

00:56:43.340 it's just a remodeled attic

00:56:44.640 yes sir

00:56:45.220 thank you brother

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01:01:19.000 um yeah when you

01:01:21.760 think about love

01:01:22.540 and stuff like that

01:01:23.200 have you been in

01:01:24.000 love you think

01:01:24.500 before

01:01:24.860 love like with

01:01:26.800 no not really

01:01:27.820 I just uh I

01:01:28.840 don't really

01:01:29.280 not dating someone

01:01:31.340 it's like it's

01:01:31.960 like hard to

01:01:32.420 define love

01:01:33.520 like I love

01:01:34.000 people love all

01:01:34.880 but people but

01:01:35.480 like it's like

01:01:36.020 love like that

01:01:37.280 no not yet

01:01:37.820 and were you

01:01:39.160 dating anybody in

01:01:39.980 high school and

01:01:40.420 stuff or no

01:01:40.880 no I was uh I

01:01:41.940 moved high school

01:01:42.560 um when I went

01:01:44.540 to that private

01:01:44.960 school and then I

01:01:45.500 went back so it

01:01:46.220 was kind of just

01:01:46.640 like all random

01:01:48.060 timing then when I

01:01:48.800 was in college I

01:01:50.120 had transferred to

01:01:51.380 four colleges so it

01:01:53.120 was kind of

01:01:53.640 bouncing around

01:01:54.360 yeah were you

01:01:55.320 getting kicked out

01:01:55.880 or what were you

01:01:56.320 doing um I was

01:01:57.760 just homesick so

01:01:58.740 like I went to

01:01:59.180 Mississippi State

01:01:59.780 oh dude

01:02:00.340 it was 2-4 so I

01:02:01.860 moved to OU

01:02:02.760 that was uh I

01:02:04.800 was underperforming

01:02:05.860 what I was paying

01:02:06.800 well like I was

01:02:08.420 like uh I was I

01:02:09.860 went to Texas State

01:02:11.120 from there because

01:02:11.720 it was like I was

01:02:12.340 doing a business but

01:02:13.220 I was like not

01:02:14.720 even like really

01:02:15.440 doing great at it

01:02:16.420 so I was like I

01:02:16.940 might as well pay

01:02:17.760 less like I don't

01:02:19.220 need to need the

01:02:20.480 degree or whatever

01:02:21.400 yeah I don't need

01:02:22.400 to do poorly

01:02:23.120 expensively

01:02:24.400 exactly you know

01:02:25.680 I'd rather you

01:02:26.460 know and yeah you

01:02:28.400 were just homesick

01:02:29.000 kind of dude when

01:02:29.560 I went to I went

01:02:30.540 to University of

01:02:31.040 Arizona the first

01:02:32.060 semester I went to

01:02:32.660 college and I was

01:02:33.200 so homesick oh

01:02:34.080 really bro it was

01:02:35.180 horrible I bet

01:02:36.420 that's a that's a

01:02:37.180 culture shock there

01:02:38.140 from the bayou to

01:02:40.080 the parishes to the

01:02:42.040 yeah it was dude it

01:02:44.120 was just like a lot

01:02:45.000 of people with

01:02:45.460 sunburn and a lot

01:02:46.680 of like violencia and

01:02:48.420 like Mexican people 0.99

01:02:49.280 like just beating

01:02:50.000 each other other up

01:02:51.620 and like abandoned

01:02:52.660 car washes and stuff

01:02:53.860 and beautiful area

01:02:56.000 tire shops and yeah

01:02:57.340 just a lot of people

01:02:58.400 yeah yeah dude a lot

01:02:59.840 of like Mexican people 0.84

01:03:00.620 just threatening to 1.00

01:03:01.480 fucking change your 0.99

01:03:02.240 tires you know like 1.00

01:03:03.340 just

01:03:03.740 amigo

01:03:05.140 yeah love love love

01:03:07.840 my Hispanics

01:03:08.520 hey

01:03:08.840 yes sir

01:03:10.880 si senor

01:03:12.220 so you went to that

01:03:14.500 was cool so were you

01:03:15.240 really homesick

01:03:16.020 I was homesick and

01:03:17.240 then I loved Texas

01:03:17.980 State and then COVID

01:03:18.840 happened and I was

01:03:19.980 just like oh so then

01:03:21.200 you're home I just got

01:03:22.360 my real estate license

01:03:23.240 started working with

01:03:24.200 my dad and then was

01:03:25.200 like just didn't I

01:03:27.460 wasn't really good at

01:03:28.220 school so I was like

01:03:28.880 no I'm just to do

01:03:29.580 this yeah and then

01:03:31.120 I didn't somehow got

01:03:32.340 here

01:03:32.560 and were you what are

01:03:34.140 your parents are they

01:03:34.820 still married

01:03:35.480 still married

01:03:36.580 still paying off a

01:03:38.440 college bill I

01:03:39.100 probably will I will

01:03:39.980 probably have to not

01:03:41.640 have to but I

01:03:42.280 hopefully one day

01:03:43.680 give them a little

01:03:44.600 cash back there

01:03:45.720 yeah yeah I need to

01:03:47.000 give them some free

01:03:47.780 play

01:03:48.100 oh yeah I think they

01:03:49.560 deserve probably

01:03:50.180 something

01:03:50.620 yeah yeah

01:03:51.280 like a skateboard

01:03:52.260 or something or

01:03:53.100 yeah

01:03:53.620 something probably

01:03:55.040 less dangerous for

01:03:55.840 them but

01:03:56.180 supreme one

01:03:57.540 yeah

01:03:57.860 put a sticker on

01:03:58.700 it

01:03:58.900 even a skateboard

01:03:59.740 you just put on

01:04:00.220 the wall in the

01:04:00.840 room

01:04:01.180 a longboard

01:04:02.120 yeah

01:04:02.420 that or maybe a

01:04:03.820 line bike

01:04:04.700 or a two seater

01:04:05.780 one of those

01:04:06.140 two seater bikes

01:04:06.900 oh yeah

01:04:07.340 dude my step

01:04:08.500 parents used to

01:04:09.020 always go ride on

01:04:09.980 that man and

01:04:10.720 everybody in the

01:04:11.600 neighborhood would

01:04:12.220 call them just

01:04:12.740 yell out queers at 1.00

01:04:14.020 them and stuff

01:04:14.420 and I was like

01:04:14.980 what are we doing

01:04:15.740 oh my gosh

01:04:16.580 I'll tell you what

01:04:17.180 I would take a

01:04:18.200 sidecar for sure

01:04:19.100 that those are

01:04:21.060 actually really

01:04:21.860 hard to drive

01:04:22.880 yeah and those

01:04:24.500 are hard

01:04:24.920 they're harder to

01:04:26.640 be seen on I

01:04:27.620 feel like than

01:04:28.100 driving who cares

01:04:28.960 if you can drive

01:04:29.600 it or not

01:04:30.080 I just feel like

01:04:31.020 being seen on

01:04:31.840 that is unbelievable

01:04:32.980 that's like a bike

01:04:34.640 helmet like if my

01:04:35.380 dad ever wears a

01:04:36.000 bike helmet dude

01:04:36.820 I'm out

01:04:37.560 yeah I don't

01:04:38.380 it's like I

01:04:39.440 wouldn't trust the

01:04:40.520 driver on the

01:04:41.140 front of that thing

01:04:41.760 like you're sitting

01:04:42.460 there and

01:04:42.920 yeah especially if it's

01:04:44.300 your husband or

01:04:44.700 something because

01:04:45.020 spouses are always

01:04:45.800 getting rid of their

01:04:46.260 husbands look at

01:04:46.740 these two guys

01:04:47.400 right here

01:04:47.880 a couple of

01:04:48.440 Vietnamese guys

01:04:49.400 biking

01:04:49.880 what um

01:04:53.600 yeah what

01:04:54.460 so you never

01:04:54.940 really been in

01:04:55.420 love yet then

01:04:56.160 huh so you

01:04:56.540 didn't start

01:04:56.840 dating till

01:04:57.320 after

01:04:58.020 yesterday was

01:05:00.340 probably my

01:05:00.760 first real date

01:05:01.380 nuh uh

01:05:02.300 yes sir

01:05:02.880 no way

01:05:04.060 and you were

01:05:04.500 he's helping me

01:05:05.320 out here

01:05:05.760 let's look at

01:05:06.720 that

01:05:06.960 let's go

01:05:08.340 bro your

01:05:09.360 first date

01:05:10.400 and where did

01:05:10.840 you guys go

01:05:11.580 uh we went to

01:05:12.660 Eddie V's 0.99

01:05:13.320 oh it's nice

01:05:14.420 there

01:05:14.720 Eddie V's 0.99

01:05:15.300 they have um

01:05:16.100 table calls in

01:05:17.380 there

01:05:17.560 oh yeah

01:05:17.980 oh yeah

01:05:18.600 it was uh

01:05:19.460 it was fine

01:05:20.160 dining we had

01:05:20.880 some steak

01:05:21.600 had like two

01:05:22.500 bites of it

01:05:23.360 everyone's trying

01:05:24.840 to stay light

01:05:25.540 yeah the date

01:05:26.700 doesn't eat much

01:05:27.340 huh

01:05:27.520 no she was uh

01:05:29.360 she had she felt

01:05:30.200 some pressure I

01:05:30.840 guess

01:05:31.120 hey look

01:05:32.200 yeah a lot of

01:05:33.180 they don't want

01:05:33.560 to yeah

01:05:33.940 I think women 1.00

01:05:35.420 don't I think

01:05:36.240 well sorry to

01:05:37.380 interrupt you go

01:05:37.860 on tell me more

01:05:38.280 about the date

01:05:38.760 so we went to

01:05:40.020 Eddie V's and

01:05:40.860 then we went out

01:05:41.400 on Broadway

01:05:41.900 uh that was fun

01:05:43.600 and then that

01:05:45.360 was it

01:05:45.720 go to some

01:05:46.200 bars

01:05:46.520 some bars

01:05:47.300 we were bar

01:05:47.760 hopping

01:05:48.140 and um

01:05:49.100 yeah the bars

01:05:50.180 here were pretty

01:05:50.660 crazy so it was

01:05:51.800 uh it was fun

01:05:52.960 time we had

01:05:53.780 definitely we both

01:05:54.600 needed IV's in the

01:05:55.440 morning so

01:05:55.940 really

01:05:56.200 yeah

01:05:56.720 and was it a

01:05:58.240 I don't even

01:05:59.360 want to be

01:05:59.680 inappropriate

01:05:59.920 what did you

01:06:00.440 would do

01:06:00.780 was it like

01:06:01.480 sleep in the

01:06:02.480 same bed

01:06:02.960 type of date

01:06:03.520 or was it

01:06:03.940 like a

01:06:04.900 same

01:06:05.540 same room

01:06:06.100 gentlemen

01:06:08.300 yes sir

01:06:09.020 yes sir

01:06:09.960 yeah yeah

01:06:10.520 here we go

01:06:11.760 you don't need

01:06:12.200 to score

01:06:12.800 all the way

01:06:13.580 in the first

01:06:14.140 half

01:06:14.400 come on

01:06:14.740 it's a

01:06:15.000 it's a

01:06:15.380 first inning

01:06:15.860 here

01:06:16.120 here we go

01:06:17.980 I love your

01:06:18.640 attitude man

01:06:19.620 wow dude

01:06:21.080 was it

01:06:21.640 did it feel

01:06:22.140 like romantic

01:06:22.960 like how

01:06:23.480 were you feeling

01:06:24.340 I was feeling

01:06:25.340 butterflies

01:06:26.020 butterflies with a

01:06:27.600 little bit of the 1.00

01:06:28.080 beer shit 0.99

01:06:28.600 I drank on the 1.00

01:06:29.440 flight

01:06:29.720 it was getting

01:06:31.440 to me

01:06:31.940 you drank on

01:06:32.600 the flight

01:06:33.080 oh I just

01:06:34.080 don't like

01:06:34.460 flying so I

01:06:35.100 drink a little

01:06:35.520 bit when I

01:06:36.000 fly

01:06:36.320 yeah

01:06:36.920 or maybe a

01:06:38.080 lot but

01:06:38.440 whatever I'm

01:06:39.700 feeling

01:06:40.060 depending on

01:06:40.620 how long

01:06:40.920 the flight

01:06:41.260 is

01:06:41.540 a lot

01:06:41.940 of step

01:06:42.360 dads and

01:06:42.820 aggressive

01:06:43.300 like business 0.98

01:06:44.060 lesbians will 1.00

01:06:44.800 drink on flights 0.95

01:06:45.600 I noticed

01:06:46.020 come on flights

01:06:46.560 all the time

01:06:47.120 yeah

01:06:47.380 um

01:06:48.300 wow brother

01:06:49.800 and so you've

01:06:50.600 had a couple

01:06:50.980 drinks you get

01:06:51.780 there did you

01:06:52.420 go pick her 1.00

01:06:53.000 up or how

01:06:53.420 did you guys

01:06:53.780 do it

01:06:53.940 same flight

01:06:54.420 you came

01:06:55.580 together

01:06:56.040 oh yeah

01:06:56.660 wait so you

01:06:57.420 knew her

01:06:57.840 already

01:06:58.180 oh yeah

01:06:58.680 oh I thought

01:06:59.400 you said this

01:06:59.700 was the first

01:07:00.060 date

01:07:00.260 well the first

01:07:00.940 date but first

01:07:01.640 time it's a

01:07:03.360 lifelong friend

01:07:04.000 oh it's not

01:07:05.320 lifelong more later

01:07:06.720 in life

01:07:07.120 okay a later

01:07:08.100 in life friend

01:07:08.680 and you're only

01:07:09.100 how old are you

01:07:09.620 25

01:07:10.080 oh yeah

01:07:10.820 so it's a new

01:07:11.800 friend

01:07:12.080 yeah pretty

01:07:12.680 pretty new

01:07:13.460 yeah

01:07:13.840 pretty new

01:07:15.960 I would call it

01:07:16.620 new love

01:07:18.040 it's like puppy

01:07:18.620 love

01:07:18.900 oh yeah

01:07:20.140 oh I love it

01:07:20.940 it can't even

01:07:21.320 catch a frisbee

01:07:21.960 in its mouth

01:07:22.420 yet

01:07:22.700 yeah exactly

01:07:23.860 we were stumbling

01:07:25.440 don't know how to

01:07:26.380 hold hands

01:07:27.040 don't know how to

01:07:27.900 walk together

01:07:28.700 I was trying to

01:07:30.060 open doors

01:07:30.680 it's pretty hard

01:07:31.760 when they're a

01:07:32.140 fast walker

01:07:32.840 calm down

01:07:34.580 so I come back

01:07:35.220 here

01:07:35.540 I'm on camera

01:07:37.280 here

01:07:37.600 please

01:07:38.180 oh wow

01:07:40.820 so did it feel

01:07:41.640 like there was

01:07:42.080 it must have

01:07:43.100 felt awesome

01:07:44.080 huh

01:07:44.380 it was awesome

01:07:45.120 tell you what

01:07:45.780 I'd do it again

01:07:46.380 night two

01:07:48.660 day two

01:07:49.180 this could be it

01:07:50.400 another night

01:07:51.000 I know

01:07:51.400 this is uh

01:07:52.180 well now it's

01:07:52.780 getting to the

01:07:53.200 back half

01:07:53.660 so I might have

01:07:54.420 to hit the

01:07:54.820 panic button

01:07:55.440 on the

01:07:55.980 no I'm just

01:07:56.520 kidding

01:07:56.700 that's true

01:07:57.820 the second day

01:07:58.640 but also it's

01:07:59.280 the best

01:07:59.560 it's like

01:07:59.980 if it still

01:08:00.820 feels good

01:08:01.300 that's the

01:08:01.680 best thing

01:08:02.280 oh yeah

01:08:02.700 I think you're

01:08:03.480 right

01:08:03.660 the worst move

01:08:04.680 is to try to

01:08:05.240 like play all

01:08:06.360 your cards

01:08:06.900 and like be

01:08:07.420 like the hero

01:08:08.180 on the first

01:08:08.780 night or whatever

01:08:09.480 yeah

01:08:09.760 you know

01:08:10.140 that's a rookie

01:08:10.960 move really

01:08:11.680 that's a rookie

01:08:12.400 move

01:08:12.700 I like to

01:08:13.580 well impress

01:08:14.400 her very well

01:08:15.820 in the beginning

01:08:16.320 and then next time

01:08:17.680 we hang out

01:08:18.040 it's probably not

01:08:18.520 gonna be as good

01:08:19.060 that's what I'm

01:08:19.760 saying

01:08:19.980 there we go

01:08:20.500 Eddie V's 0.99

01:08:21.180 first time

01:08:21.940 yeah

01:08:22.340 Cracker Barrel

01:08:23.140 next time

01:08:23.660 there we go

01:08:24.420 breakfast

01:08:25.220 breakfast food

01:08:26.360 nothing wrong

01:08:27.460 with biscuits

01:08:27.880 and gravy

01:08:28.440 biscuits and boobies

01:08:30.360 I'm just kidding

01:08:31.060 dude yeah

01:08:32.900 do you remember

01:08:33.380 even feeling like

01:08:34.400 were you

01:08:34.940 did you ever

01:08:35.500 have like a crush

01:08:36.060 on one of your

01:08:36.380 teachers or anything

01:08:37.240 I had some

01:08:38.200 you know what

01:08:38.820 you know what

01:08:39.120 I was gonna say

01:08:39.600 dude when it

01:08:40.820 comes to taking

01:08:41.660 girls for love

01:08:43.260 for dinner

01:08:44.380 you gotta get

01:08:45.540 them seafood

01:08:46.660 bro

01:08:47.180 that's exactly

01:08:48.000 you're speaking

01:08:48.900 the language

01:08:49.380 really

01:08:49.740 eggs

01:08:50.460 not eggs

01:08:51.180 what do you

01:08:51.740 call it

01:08:51.980 crab

01:08:52.280 yeah some

01:08:52.940 people say

01:08:53.260 eggs are the

01:08:53.700 seafood of a

01:08:54.280 farm anyway

01:08:54.880 oh yeah

01:08:55.640 but yeah

01:08:57.320 women love 0.99

01:08:57.940 seafood man

01:08:58.400 because women 0.99

01:08:58.820 love to go to

01:09:00.120 the beach

01:09:00.600 seafood

01:09:01.980 lives right

01:09:05.000 outside of the

01:09:05.500 beach

01:09:05.780 yeah that's

01:09:06.440 about as romantic

01:09:08.200 as it gets

01:09:08.860 I remember one

01:09:10.040 time I took

01:09:10.520 this girl to

01:09:10.940 seafood

01:09:11.300 we went to

01:09:11.800 lunch

01:09:12.260 and oh

01:09:13.160 and then after

01:09:13.780 I had like a

01:09:14.720 big crush on

01:09:15.320 this girl

01:09:15.620 and I tried

01:09:16.300 to hold her

01:09:16.720 hand and she

01:09:17.060 wouldn't hold

01:09:17.640 my hand

01:09:18.420 oh that's

01:09:19.060 brutal

01:09:19.520 oh give me

01:09:20.980 back my 1.00

01:09:21.380 fucking crab 1.00

01:09:22.100 cake 1.00

01:09:22.420 oh yeah

01:09:23.120 start giving

01:09:24.360 her a

01:09:24.580 heimlich

01:09:24.920 give me it

01:09:27.060 back please

01:09:27.620 yeah that's

01:09:28.660 lump crab

01:09:29.400 that's king

01:09:31.500 crab brother

01:09:32.140 we need that 1.00

01:09:34.280 shit back 1.00

01:09:34.800 yeah this ain't 0.97

01:09:35.520 queen crab

01:09:36.240 mama

01:09:36.480 we're pulling

01:09:37.940 this out of

01:09:38.500 you

01:09:38.560 oh yeah

01:09:38.920 we got the

01:09:39.840 we hit the

01:09:40.540 wrong person

01:09:41.200 here

01:09:41.520 so yeah

01:09:44.080 that's

01:09:44.480 something I

01:09:44.920 know if

01:09:45.300 you women 1.00

01:09:45.980 like seafood

01:09:46.920 and and

01:09:49.720 they just

01:09:50.180 like it

01:09:50.680 dude you

01:09:51.120 buy a girl 0.51

01:09:51.600 a fish

01:09:52.060 dinner get

01:09:52.620 her a

01:09:52.820 couple

01:09:53.060 fish

01:09:56.940 medallions

01:09:57.680 or however

01:09:57.980 they cut

01:09:58.360 it up

01:09:58.660 they love

01:09:59.180 it man

01:09:59.600 you know

01:10:00.500 what I

01:10:00.740 thought I

01:10:01.780 wonder if it

01:10:02.240 would be

01:10:02.440 cool to

01:10:02.680 date a

01:10:02.980 mermaid or

01:10:03.500 not

01:10:03.820 that would

01:10:04.820 be cool

01:10:05.300 half

01:10:06.900 half real

01:10:08.560 half fake

01:10:09.100 well just

01:10:10.440 their mermaid

01:10:11.020 what is a

01:10:11.440 mermaid made

01:10:11.940 out of

01:10:12.300 how much

01:10:12.660 is it

01:10:13.000 human

01:10:13.480 and how

01:10:13.780 much of

01:10:14.120 is it

01:10:14.420 fish

01:10:14.880 can you

01:10:15.180 bring that

01:10:15.540 up please

01:10:16.000 I'm guessing

01:10:16.400 45%

01:10:17.400 no not

01:10:17.760 45%

01:10:18.400 it'd probably

01:10:18.760 be 60% 0.93

01:10:19.500 fish

01:10:19.840 yeah I'm

01:10:22.300 guessing more

01:10:22.800 60%

01:10:23.500 fish

01:10:24.040 you have a

01:10:27.760 crush on any

01:10:28.600 mermaids or

01:10:29.140 something

01:10:29.360 no I just

01:10:30.520 thought I was

01:10:31.060 just thinking

01:10:31.560 about it

01:10:32.200 what it would

01:10:32.800 really be like

01:10:33.740 because there's

01:10:34.460 always these

01:10:35.000 kind of like

01:10:35.460 romantic ideas

01:10:36.500 of a mermaid

01:10:37.240 you know

01:10:37.780 yeah

01:10:38.140 but no one

01:10:38.800 ever really

01:10:39.380 thinks about

01:10:40.180 the day

01:10:41.640 to day

01:10:42.000 of it

01:10:42.300 yeah

01:10:42.580 you're not

01:10:43.040 going to be

01:10:43.360 able to

01:10:43.640 bring her 0.79

01:10:44.400 home

01:10:44.840 there's not

01:10:46.240 going to be

01:10:46.540 any

01:10:46.920 I mean there

01:10:48.020 would be some

01:10:48.420 intimacy but

01:10:49.020 there's no

01:10:49.360 set there's

01:10:50.020 she doesn't

01:10:50.640 have like a

01:10:51.020 lower

01:10:51.320 so there's

01:10:51.920 just

01:10:52.380 well it's

01:10:53.080 like she's 0.64

01:10:53.460 dressed

01:10:53.780 sexy

01:10:54.500 that's

01:10:54.860 the fish

01:10:55.500 scales are

01:10:55.940 like latex

01:10:56.700 you know

01:10:57.440 yeah

01:10:58.680 great touch

01:11:00.160 great feeling

01:11:01.120 right but

01:11:01.420 they don't

01:11:01.720 have

01:11:01.940 they're just

01:11:02.420 a fish

01:11:02.920 from the

01:11:03.120 bottom

01:11:03.260 so you'd

01:11:03.740 have to

01:11:03.940 like I

01:11:04.580 think there's

01:11:05.000 yeah there's

01:11:05.480 a lot of

01:11:06.080 you could

01:11:07.560 probably ride on

01:11:08.260 her back

01:11:08.720 underwater

01:11:09.220 that would be

01:11:09.620 pretty cool

01:11:10.080 that would be

01:11:10.480 cool

01:11:10.780 look at that

01:11:13.320 I guess there's

01:11:13.820 some highlights

01:11:14.360 of it but

01:11:15.000 then what would

01:11:15.480 happen is you'd

01:11:16.080 fall in love

01:11:16.540 you'd bring her

01:11:17.020 home you'd get

01:11:17.480 her a tank

01:11:18.080 oh you'd get

01:11:19.440 her a tank

01:11:19.920 that's the only

01:11:20.420 way you could

01:11:20.860 do it

01:11:21.280 yeah

01:11:21.800 yeah

01:11:22.140 that or a

01:11:23.200 swimming pool

01:11:23.640 yeah and look

01:11:24.900 yeah maybe

01:11:25.460 maybe like the

01:11:26.380 fifth year

01:11:26.760 anniversary you get

01:11:27.320 her a pool or

01:11:27.880 whatever I don't

01:11:28.300 think you start

01:11:28.700 with a pool right

01:11:29.220 out of the gate

01:11:29.780 yeah I love

01:11:30.600 swim up bars

01:11:31.260 it's like we

01:11:31.780 dine at a

01:11:33.080 swim up bar

01:11:33.540 every time

01:11:34.040 that works

01:11:35.000 that works

01:11:35.680 here you go

01:11:36.840 you ever been in

01:11:37.820 you ever been to a

01:11:39.260 swim up bar

01:11:39.760 oh yeah I like

01:11:41.340 sitting there

01:11:41.860 and it's the

01:11:42.920 craziest place where

01:11:43.800 people can just pee 0.94

01:11:44.480 on each other like

01:11:45.240 secretly

01:11:45.740 I'd always pee in

01:11:47.820 the pool

01:11:48.140 oh

01:11:48.720 no guilt

01:11:49.480 no survivor's

01:11:51.140 remorse

01:11:51.500 yeah

01:11:52.180 sorry

01:11:52.600 yeah dude

01:11:53.460 our forefathers

01:11:54.340 died for us to

01:11:55.760 be able to pee

01:11:56.420 in pools

01:11:56.840 exactly

01:11:57.540 exactly

01:11:58.760 like the young 0.70

01:11:59.520 heroes that we

01:12:00.420 are

01:12:00.520 blood sweat

01:12:01.460 and piss 0.74

01:12:02.000 that's it man

01:12:03.340 oh yeah see

01:12:04.400 this would be a

01:12:04.980 relationship you'd be

01:12:05.600 the bartender and

01:12:06.300 she would be the

01:12:06.840 one on the other

01:12:07.260 side

01:12:07.620 I think the

01:12:08.160 bartenders probably

01:12:09.020 know you give a

01:12:09.680 guy four drinks and

01:12:10.720 he doesn't move

01:12:11.580 he's pissing the

01:12:13.800 whole time 0.55

01:12:14.280 he's letting it rip

01:12:15.660 yeah they should

01:12:16.640 actually have like a

01:12:17.400 little piss cop or 0.72

01:12:18.380 whatever that swims

01:12:19.120 up

01:12:19.500 oh yeah maybe a

01:12:20.640 catheter or

01:12:21.480 something

01:12:21.740 something yeah

01:12:22.900 that you can

01:12:23.140 attach right in

01:12:24.000 like an IV you

01:12:24.760 just put in your

01:12:25.360 in the main vein

01:12:26.260 that'd probably

01:12:28.100 work

01:12:28.520 um okay so

01:12:30.700 what else were we

01:12:31.980 talking about

01:12:32.480 oh yeah being in

01:12:33.700 love dude

01:12:34.420 did you ever

01:12:35.020 so but what

01:12:35.740 what about first

01:12:36.500 loves that you

01:12:37.080 had obviously you

01:12:37.720 love your mom

01:12:38.400 in like a

01:12:39.640 mother-son way

01:12:40.480 yep

01:12:40.720 and you did

01:12:41.720 you ever have a

01:12:42.120 crush on a

01:12:42.540 teacher or

01:12:42.960 anything like

01:12:43.340 that

01:12:43.600 i had some

01:12:44.300 really good

01:12:44.740 looking teachers

01:12:45.340 oh yeah

01:12:46.060 i was in second

01:12:47.200 grade though

01:12:47.800 she was miss

01:12:48.520 oklahoma

01:12:49.100 she was an 0.97

01:12:49.640 absolute smoke 0.91

01:12:50.440 what

01:12:50.840 miss oklahoma

01:12:52.140 set the scene

01:12:53.000 so you get in

01:12:53.700 there huh

01:12:54.180 it's regular

01:12:54.920 education

01:12:55.500 i didn't

01:12:56.300 it went over

01:12:56.840 my head

01:12:57.280 my dad

01:12:57.860 when we got

01:12:58.400 out of there

01:12:58.800 he's like

01:12:59.180 your teachers

01:13:00.360 are pretty hot

01:13:01.160 and i was like

01:13:01.640 oh yeah

01:13:04.520 that's right

01:13:05.600 that was more

01:13:06.860 just trying to

01:13:07.360 get in and out

01:13:07.900 oh yeah yeah

01:13:09.200 but then the more

01:13:09.860 yeah when school's

01:13:10.620 tough you're not

01:13:11.140 thinking about

01:13:11.540 yeah you gotta

01:13:12.060 stay focused

01:13:12.580 on the grades

01:13:13.520 now was this

01:13:14.360 regular education

01:13:15.300 sketch or what

01:13:15.920 type of energy

01:13:16.540 was it

01:13:16.860 oh it's public

01:13:17.400 education

01:13:17.860 oh wow

01:13:18.760 oh yeah

01:13:19.160 she was uh

01:13:19.940 i mean she was

01:13:21.140 two years removed

01:13:22.180 from miss oklahoma

01:13:23.340 second grade teacher

01:13:24.280 and you're in

01:13:25.060 public education

01:13:25.780 so you're playing

01:13:26.280 for the raiders

01:13:26.880 over there

01:13:27.300 oh yeah

01:13:27.740 pretty good

01:13:29.880 pretty good school

01:13:30.640 pretty good school

01:13:31.340 it was more of

01:13:32.100 like uh

01:13:32.740 i don't know

01:13:34.300 great time

01:13:35.260 and were there

01:13:36.020 times that you

01:13:36.600 noticed when you

01:13:37.260 started to feel

01:13:37.780 something for it

01:13:38.400 kind of when you

01:13:38.840 had like in a

01:13:39.360 you know

01:13:40.380 you know it was

01:13:41.640 probably some

01:13:42.040 dreams

01:13:42.480 probably some

01:13:43.140 probably some

01:13:43.740 thoughts

01:13:44.060 but uh

01:13:44.600 it was uh

01:13:45.640 you know

01:13:46.940 i wish i

01:13:47.780 i wish it could

01:13:48.260 happen

01:13:48.580 type thing

01:13:49.540 yeah

01:13:50.160 what about you

01:13:51.460 you ever been

01:13:51.840 in love with

01:13:52.320 a teacher

01:13:52.880 yeah

01:13:54.180 we had this

01:13:55.000 lady

01:13:55.460 i think i

01:13:57.640 i feel like her

01:13:58.600 name was like

01:13:59.060 miss breast or

01:14:00.020 whatever i don't

01:14:00.500 even know what

01:14:00.960 her name was

01:14:01.640 that's how much 0.94

01:14:02.680 like breast that 0.97

01:14:03.480 she had

01:14:03.900 and she would

01:14:05.120 wear she wore

01:14:06.140 like she would

01:14:07.280 button all the way

01:14:08.100 up to here and

01:14:08.700 like with like a

01:14:09.320 doily on the

01:14:10.040 necklace you know

01:14:10.820 what a doily is

01:14:11.520 what's that

01:14:12.020 show a doily if

01:14:13.060 you can

01:14:13.520 please

01:14:15.800 the neck

01:14:17.540 would have

01:14:17.820 it was like

01:14:18.180 that around

01:14:18.680 the top

01:14:19.040 like it had

01:14:19.480 like a

01:14:19.880 very formal

01:14:21.080 looking

01:14:21.480 oh like a

01:14:22.220 pilgrim

01:14:22.820 yes

01:14:23.300 that's perfect

01:14:24.080 yes it was

01:14:24.840 like a pilgrim

01:14:25.400 with knowledge

01:14:26.080 there you go

01:14:26.580 and we she

01:14:27.300 would come

01:14:27.740 over by her

01:14:28.340 dip with by

01:14:28.900 my desk and

01:14:29.420 help me with

01:14:29.860 math and her

01:14:31.520 she just her 0.92

01:14:32.340 breasts were so 0.90

01:14:32.940 warm and like

01:14:34.160 it just felt

01:14:35.580 like um

01:14:36.540 it felt like

01:14:38.280 kind of when

01:14:38.660 you go into

01:14:39.640 um

01:14:40.560 like a domino's

01:14:42.660 or something

01:14:43.060 and they're just

01:14:43.940 baking it and

01:14:44.620 everybody's pretty

01:14:45.280 excited

01:14:45.700 you know like

01:14:46.140 a new domino's

01:14:46.940 yeah yeah it

01:14:48.200 was just that

01:14:48.540 good warm

01:14:49.140 feeling and um

01:14:50.240 she would help

01:14:51.060 me with my

01:14:51.360 math and i

01:14:51.800 would like mess

01:14:52.400 up the master

01:14:52.920 she would stay

01:14:53.500 there it would

01:14:54.280 be like eight

01:14:54.860 divided by four

01:14:55.780 and i'd put like

01:14:56.620 six thousand or

01:14:57.700 whatever that's a

01:14:58.340 good way to do

01:14:59.220 it that's a good

01:14:59.840 way to do it you

01:15:00.420 gotta keep them

01:15:00.920 somehow oh you

01:15:02.220 know stayed right

01:15:03.160 there man that's a

01:15:04.260 good call i might

01:15:05.240 have to steal that

01:15:05.900 one yeah bro so

01:15:07.040 that was i think the

01:15:08.260 first time that i was

01:15:09.040 like really into like

01:15:10.060 a teacher or something

01:15:11.020 oh yeah and i

01:15:12.340 loved that you know

01:15:13.520 happy thanksgiving oh

01:15:15.120 yeah she had the

01:15:15.900 toughest bra to her 1.00

01:15:17.080 bra was like a damn 0.99

01:15:18.400 it's like a bullpen 1.00

01:15:19.940 trying to hold back

01:15:21.040 trying to hold back

01:15:22.400 some some dogs there

01:15:23.620 trying to hold back

01:15:24.460 some puppies and a

01:15:25.860 couple relief pictures

01:15:26.980 oh yeah it was like

01:15:27.880 it was just it was made

01:15:29.300 by like dewalt or

01:15:30.380 something it was a

01:15:31.020 serious bra oh it's

01:15:31.800 yeah it had some look

01:15:33.860 like they're about to

01:15:34.420 pop or something it

01:15:35.120 was like a 40 pound

01:15:35.980 test on it sometimes

01:15:37.060 they look like they

01:15:37.920 they open up like a

01:15:38.980 missile silo like you 1.00

01:15:39.880 just yeah come out

01:15:42.080 with a claw that's a

01:15:44.880 cool attachment there

01:15:45.860 so i just remember her

01:15:48.120 and i just god i had a

01:15:49.540 big crush on her i had a

01:15:50.860 crush on a lot of

01:15:51.440 teachers though i think

01:15:52.520 it was yeah i think

01:15:55.200 because they were

01:15:55.560 around you and they

01:15:56.320 would help you do

01:15:57.040 stuff there was

01:15:57.680 something kind of hot

01:15:58.500 about it yeah you

01:16:00.060 know there's a lot of

01:16:01.180 hot teachers out there

01:16:02.100 and now a lot of them

01:16:03.400 are making love with

01:16:04.240 the students that's

01:16:05.420 true i missed we

01:16:06.180 missed out on that

01:16:07.080 uh that trend there

01:16:08.100 run it back if i could

01:16:10.180 have a time machine

01:16:11.080 no yeah uh table for

01:16:13.640 two please get look

01:16:14.920 it up give me one more

01:16:15.940 chance please god dude

01:16:18.600 i don't know if i

01:16:19.140 would have been one of

01:16:19.620 the students that had

01:16:20.220 enough confidence to

01:16:21.900 hit on the teacher 0.99

01:16:22.580 like really hit on 0.77

01:16:23.420 oh really some of

01:16:25.100 this you know kids

01:16:26.240 stand up we could

01:16:27.020 got a waistband

01:16:28.340 oh yeah pitch in a

01:16:30.540 tent the saddest thing

01:16:31.880 would be when you

01:16:32.400 would go up um to

01:16:35.220 ask a question or

01:16:36.540 something by the

01:16:36.900 teacher and then you

01:16:37.640 would get a um 0.99

01:16:39.600 erection yeah and 0.96

01:16:43.100 then you had to walk

01:16:44.900 back to you so like

01:16:46.120 you would people would

01:16:46.940 start like learning a 0.99

01:16:47.800 moonwalk and shit just 0.97

01:16:48.680 like things so they 0.99

01:16:49.500 would like like so you

01:16:51.440 couldn't tell that they 0.91

01:16:52.320 had an erection while 0.76

01:16:53.060 they were walking back 0.99

01:16:53.800 to their desk yeah you

01:16:55.080 get up like you're

01:16:55.740 trying to hide something

01:16:56.540 wait something's over

01:16:58.060 here or somebody would

01:16:59.220 just walk like this

01:17:00.280 like just any way to

01:17:01.200 like camouflage when i

01:17:02.760 would but my secret if

01:17:04.140 if you see me in the

01:17:05.000 morning and i'm holding

01:17:07.200 a blanket in front of

01:17:08.040 me morning wood just

01:17:09.460 that's that's what that

01:17:10.540 is that's a oh i'm just

01:17:11.780 holding this walk

01:17:12.880 walking around fix it

01:17:15.660 it's like get your gun 0.84

01:17:16.580 in your hole so you're 0.97

01:17:17.980 not doing magic or

01:17:18.900 anything that yeah no

01:17:20.700 not magic you just

01:17:21.560 waistband it i'll tell

01:17:22.500 you you forget about it

01:17:23.940 talk it and forget

01:17:24.820 about it if you forget

01:17:25.780 you forget about it 1.00

01:17:26.600 top of your dick gets 1.00

01:17:28.040 real cold and purple 1.00

01:17:29.080 it gets frostbite he

01:17:30.840 just headless dragon

01:17:32.180 there oh man dude i

01:17:35.180 used to want to mail my 1.00

01:17:36.260 dick to a starving 1.00

01:17:37.080 country or whatever to

01:17:38.040 feed some of the

01:17:38.660 children isn't that

01:17:39.360 crazy oh really it's a

01:17:40.380 hunk of meat there i

01:17:41.400 would have dreams about

01:17:42.240 it you know i'd give

01:17:43.700 them more like a mini

01:17:44.780 corn dog if i gave him

01:17:45.880 some it's more of a

01:17:47.280 delicacy than a it's

01:17:48.800 more of a delicacy than

01:17:49.940 an amount here yeah

01:17:51.940 they're like hey this

01:17:53.120 isn't even tipping the

01:17:54.220 scales guys hey there's

01:17:56.140 there's nothing rotting

01:17:57.060 on my thing it's just

01:17:58.040 uh you know no no

01:17:59.540 weird things going on

01:18:00.600 just shoot you straight

01:18:01.280 yeah that's a good 0.98

01:18:02.620 thing that is really the

01:18:03.840 best thing about a

01:18:04.540 basic regular smallish

01:18:06.760 wiener it's like hey

01:18:07.620 we're not playing any

01:18:08.560 games here right we

01:18:09.740 know it's not a

01:18:10.820 escalator whatever we

01:18:12.420 just know this is a

01:18:13.600 two-door sedan yeah and

01:18:15.400 it'll get you from a to

01:18:16.500 b it's a it's perfect

01:18:18.060 for practice it's like a

01:18:19.160 kicking tee

01:18:19.680 boop sit there pick it 1.00

01:18:23.200 up you know get it

01:18:25.380 hopefully practice

01:18:25.980 later no just kidding

01:18:27.140 whoa hey sorry for

01:18:29.920 cursing sorry for sorry

01:18:32.260 for everything there we

01:18:34.120 go um so you go to

01:18:36.540 school so now you're

01:18:37.380 just sketchman so now

01:18:39.020 you are a lamborghini

01:18:40.560 owner nearsighted right

01:18:43.700 water deficient water

01:18:45.780 deficient very positive

01:18:47.920 very positive um

01:18:50.080 talented thank you

01:18:52.260 brother energetic

01:18:53.380 thank you sir

01:18:54.260 handsome

01:18:55.060 hopeful

01:18:57.200 so now what do you

01:18:59.860 feel like like do you

01:19:00.860 feel like like are

01:19:02.820 there things that you

01:19:03.560 feel like you want to

01:19:04.320 do now because now you

01:19:05.240 have somewhat of a

01:19:06.060 platform oh yeah well

01:19:07.840 like have you started to

01:19:08.960 think about that has it

01:19:09.880 been kind of scary like

01:19:10.860 what's some of that like

01:19:11.600 because I think there's a

01:19:12.460 lot of people out there

01:19:12.960 who dream to be in like a

01:19:14.200 position where okay um

01:19:15.940 I'm creating stuff online

01:19:17.960 and it starts to people

01:19:18.840 start to absorb it yeah

01:19:20.080 I'm well my first thing

01:19:21.640 I'm gonna do we're

01:19:22.540 launching merch um we 0.88

01:19:24.220 plan on donating the

01:19:25.100 proceeds to a charity

01:19:26.180 um it's gonna be our

01:19:27.800 first first shirt and

01:19:29.300 then um besides that

01:19:31.060 that I take everything a

01:19:32.220 day at a time so it's

01:19:33.140 more of a I know I want

01:19:34.140 to travel I want to meet

01:19:35.180 people and that's cool

01:19:36.200 more of my goal than the

01:19:37.100 money side of things um

01:19:38.800 but that's kind of that's

01:19:40.380 kind of what I got planned

01:19:41.300 right now oh that's good

01:19:42.640 goals yeah I would love to

01:19:43.920 go to like Ireland or

01:19:44.780 something like that really

01:19:45.920 are you Dutch or whatever

01:19:48.360 you are I'm uh I'm pretty

01:19:50.240 Hispanic and native and

01:19:52.400 English oh wow my my mom's

01:19:55.620 uh my mom's 50 percent

01:19:57.340 Hispanic Hispanic native and

01:20:01.280 English my my my mom side

01:20:04.160 of the family um her parents

01:20:06.360 were like migrational pickers 1.00

01:20:07.620 and stuff like that they

01:20:08.420 would they would travel from

01:20:09.420 like up and down the country

01:20:10.920 to pick different types of

01:20:11.980 fruits and stuff like that

01:20:12.780 oh I love that yeah I love

01:20:14.880 picking fruit my grandma used

01:20:15.900 to grow strawberries oh

01:20:17.760 really yeah and we would

01:20:18.760 pick them we weren't like

01:20:19.840 I don't really like

01:20:20.540 strawberries actually what I

01:20:22.660 don't really like fruits or

01:20:23.740 vegetables I mostly eat

01:20:24.900 chicken really yeah chicken's

01:20:27.440 like my safe food if I want

01:20:28.800 to if I know I want to feel

01:20:30.240 good I eat chicken oh yeah

01:20:32.200 that's like a lot of uh

01:20:33.540 adolescents eat McNuggets all 0.99

01:20:35.100 the time dude I tell you I

01:20:36.600 run up a check at Chick-fil-A 0.93

01:20:37.780 and then they fucked up the 0.98

01:20:39.680 chicken now I gotta find a

01:20:41.500 new spot here I need to find

01:20:43.520 something that does give me

01:20:44.200 heartburn Nashville hot

01:20:45.620 chicken feels great coming

01:20:47.740 in comes out like dragon's

01:20:50.320 breath yeah I think it's a

01:20:51.780 risky move having that yeah

01:20:53.380 those farts like have their own

01:20:54.820 climate it's like a tropical 0.99

01:20:56.000 storm it's a real butt yeah it's 0.93

01:20:58.360 a real butt party I think yeah 0.98

01:21:00.140 it's like a dangerous butt 0.85

01:21:01.520 party it's like someone brought a 1.00

01:21:03.000 gun to a fun party yeah black 0.97

01:21:05.700 go burst it you might you 0.99

01:21:07.760 might black go burst that 1.00

01:21:08.900 thing in there little calf 0.98

01:21:10.920 shot can't get me dancing too 0.59

01:21:13.900 much with a stick in your

01:21:14.800 pocket same thing goes with

01:21:17.600 waistband it can't be can't be

01:21:19.300 doing too much you got to keep

01:21:20.660 it pretty it's mostly in the

01:21:22.400 shoulders when you have it in

01:21:23.260 the waistband oh that's a good

01:21:24.380 point yeah you can't you get

01:21:25.800 too high or hello you might

01:21:27.640 reveal it yeah yeah and a

01:21:30.260 magician never reveals this

01:21:31.480 trick true you know it's the art

01:21:34.380 of deception and illusion it's

01:21:37.240 like you're taking a picture

01:21:38.260 you take it from a good point

01:21:40.720 of view take it with a selfie

01:21:42.680 but it'll disappoint some

01:21:43.840 people yeah if you're taking 0.99

01:21:45.300 dick pics with a drone then I 0.99

01:21:46.720 think you just have a small 1.00

01:21:47.720 dick oh yeah I think that's 1.00

01:21:49.340 crazy take it with a GoPro

01:21:50.800 that's probably the probably do

01:21:53.280 the most favors compare it to a

01:21:55.440 GoPro what um dude you're so

01:21:58.660 you're so interesting thank you

01:22:00.740 um yeah you bet man thank you

01:22:02.600 so much I love you bro spending

01:22:03.560 time with me thanks man that's

01:22:05.340 nice of you to say I think

01:22:06.420 there's just something like it's

01:22:08.420 neat to see somebody that is

01:22:09.720 like unique you know I think

01:22:11.540 people think that that's because

01:22:13.700 everybody feels sometimes people

01:22:16.360 feel unique and it's like not a

01:22:19.720 cool unique it's like I feel

01:22:20.960 unique uh but they'll miss

01:22:22.880 present it to themselves like I

01:22:24.400 feel like something isn't I'm not

01:22:26.260 the same as everybody else yeah but

01:22:27.940 instead of thinking oh I'm unique

01:22:29.200 they think oh I'm not the same as

01:22:30.720 I'm not I'm almost I'm different

01:22:33.040 or I'm less than you know yeah but

01:22:34.780 you just are like oh I'm unique

01:22:36.300 this is who I am and then to see

01:22:38.360 how much everybody is really

01:22:41.040 interested in like really uh how

01:22:45.000 much that brings warmth to people

01:22:46.900 it's pretty that's awesome that's

01:22:49.660 like kind of the thing that I think

01:22:51.620 we want to see thank you yeah cuz I

01:22:54.160 I just wanted to when I started I've

01:22:56.680 I just wanted to take I've I had

01:22:58.920 like small ticks or whatever I do

01:23:00.800 with this with my fingers when I'm

01:23:01.760 excited or whatever but it was more

01:23:03.520 of like taking off the barriers and

01:23:05.020 that's where the hand motions was

01:23:06.220 like like it was like getting that

01:23:08.420 energy out and like letting it

01:23:09.700 letting it fly but there was a time

01:23:11.940 last year and I just like but had a

01:23:14.160 prayer where I was like I want to be

01:23:15.240 happy I want to travel and I want to

01:23:17.300 meet people and God answered me like

01:23:19.340 crazy like really yeah wow and you

01:23:22.320 really were praying that yeah no he

01:23:24.580 humbled me for sure wow man that's

01:23:29.100 powerful huh yeah no power and

01:23:31.020 prayer yeah I believe that too man

01:23:33.640 100% yeah thanks for saying that it's

01:23:37.020 important and you were just you were

01:23:39.100 to pray you were thinking this is my

01:23:40.520 prayer this is what I would like yeah

01:23:42.200 not what I didn't know it was

01:23:43.460 streaming I didn't I just streaming

01:23:45.360 came out of randomness I didn't even

01:23:46.960 that wasn't like directly after I just

01:23:49.300 remember that prayer was like like

01:23:51.420 that was like my turning point yeah

01:23:53.700 it's like put put your eyes on the

01:23:56.860 Lord brother yeah hey I'm looking for

01:23:59.900 the Lord I always always am yeah and

01:24:02.320 I'll say I'm looking for the Lord and

01:24:03.520 somebody told me hey the Lord ain't

01:24:05.260 lost yeah yeah true that true that

01:24:08.140 brother follow the light follow the

01:24:10.160 light

01:24:10.440 no it's yeah that's such a good

01:24:14.140 statement man and to put your wishes

01:24:16.280 into the Lord too not like I want like

01:24:18.180 a um you know like I want to get a new

01:24:21.460 Jaguar I want to get a new um you know

01:24:25.980 one of those color printers for our

01:24:27.960 mobile home or whatever yeah but like

01:24:29.560 a real like what is your real wishes

01:24:31.840 you know and a lot of times it is to be

01:24:33.600 happy um to feel of use yeah you know

01:24:37.500 yeah like that's good that's exactly

01:24:39.520 kind of like if you find your purpose

01:24:41.540 yeah God has your purpose you just gotta

01:24:44.480 he's just waiting there poking and

01:24:46.520 prodding he's working on you he's like

01:24:48.300 an IV sometimes you gotta stick that

01:24:50.300 thing a couple times find the right

01:24:52.380 vein you know get your get your stuff

01:24:55.180 rolling in the right direction yeah

01:24:56.900 yeah sometimes you gotta get your oil

01:24:59.220 changed by the Lord exactly there new

01:25:02.560 tires too brother new tires thank you

01:25:04.860 Jesus thank you Jesus do you think of

01:25:07.660 yourself as like a role model or what

01:25:09.240 do you kind of think of yourself as is it

01:25:10.920 weird to think of yourself as something

01:25:12.840 because even that is like a little bit

01:25:14.460 of like our ego getting a little wild

01:25:16.360 you know it's weird because like that's

01:25:18.200 where people go like oh he's humble

01:25:19.360 or whatever it's like it's easy to be

01:25:20.320 humble on camera but it's like the more

01:25:22.860 I've like met people in the younger I've

01:25:24.760 seen them more I go like well I should

01:25:26.220 definitely watch what I'm putting out

01:25:27.380 there and saying um but yeah like it's

01:25:30.900 it's definitely weird to think like any

01:25:32.620 type of role model because it's like I'm

01:25:35.740 just playing video games brother do not

01:25:38.060 take my financial advice I would put you

01:25:40.560 in the dirt like a stick of the mud

01:25:42.820 this guy answered two emails a day

01:25:45.560 dude I'm not I'm not your guy with good

01:25:49.720 morning thanks yeah good morning and

01:25:52.040 thanks brother here you go I just let

01:25:54.260 them know I'm alive that's their way of

01:25:55.580 that's it man I think green that green

01:25:58.440 circle was never lit up on my thing keep

01:26:00.960 it vague good morning thanks maybe a

01:26:02.880 chat soon yeah always from the phone to

01:26:05.420 never at the computer I've sent some

01:26:07.800 emails just you're in a completely

01:26:10.220 different state here well I'm here

01:26:13.720 brother so that's it that's where we're

01:26:17.440 at that's where sketch is now you see

01:26:19.540 yourself on yeah sports players we're at

01:26:22.780 the Cardinals yesterday doing batting

01:26:25.080 practice and a lot of them are doing

01:26:26.500 some of your terms and rules and things

01:26:28.660 yeah it's crazy it's crazy yeah the

01:26:30.880 Cardinals shout out them St. Louis yeah

01:26:33.040 they're doing pretty swell the Brewers

01:26:34.400 were there too man but yeah it's just

01:26:37.700 kind of fascinating to see like the

01:26:39.340 effect I think that's an interesting

01:26:40.800 thing too it's making people feel like

01:26:43.820 oh I can have an effect on one person or

01:26:47.160 a lot of people by being myself yeah and

01:26:51.580 that's what like was crazy is like the

01:26:53.080 what's up brother the special to all that

01:26:54.780 stuff was like I was like not expecting 0.98

01:26:58.760 it's more like I was just making shit up

01:27:01.520 as I'm doing stuff like half of them are 0.91

01:27:03.820 like audible calls like Tuesday or

01:27:05.440 whatever like that just like means get

01:27:06.740 on the ball but I was just like I was

01:27:08.720 talking to my to my quarterback or

01:27:11.200 whatever on the field but I got that

01:27:13.060 from when I when I first started I was

01:27:15.980 used to I did my first stream I had

01:27:18.340 like 12 people like it was mostly my

01:27:19.840 friends and stuff but I turned off the

01:27:22.860 announcer on Madden and send the games

01:27:25.180 and that that that's how I kind of

01:27:28.100 started getting into it like you know

01:27:29.620 to announce it like it's a game and

01:27:30.800 then we had a line on it and like some

01:27:32.680 of them would bet it and stuff and

01:27:34.200 like it's pretty fun all of them go to

01:27:36.500 like overtime it's pretty cool oh so

01:27:38.740 all the games you would and you would

01:27:40.320 just you could emcee your own game like

01:27:41.820 you could be your own so you can like

01:27:43.640 take two teams no one's playing with

01:27:45.320 them you just turn off the announcer and

01:27:47.740 then it was just me announcing and it was

01:27:49.200 like a it's like a random football game

01:27:51.160 you just get to watch the game yeah oh

01:27:53.180 that's pretty cool we did it and

01:27:54.280 I did it for like a tournament and the

01:27:56.620 way we see you picked your teams and

01:27:58.140 then we seeded it that's how you had

01:27:59.620 your draft order for the fantasy draft

01:28:01.380 oh nice and you guys would just watch

01:28:02.860 it play out yeah it was it was

01:28:05.240 exhausting though those games are like

01:28:06.880 30 minutes and I did probably 20 of

01:28:09.480 them yeah it seems and seems like a

01:28:10.920 really it seems like somebody who

01:28:12.440 doesn't is not getting a lot of emails

01:28:14.660 at work yeah no that is there is too

01:28:17.120 much free time there I'll tell you

01:28:19.260 what um how do you meet people to

01:28:21.680 play online on Madden do you just

01:28:23.020 meet people like I know you can just

01:28:24.980 like set up with a guy and you both

01:28:26.600 have your screen names and stuff right

01:28:28.100 so that's how you just you just meet

01:28:29.580 strangers do you do you randomly pick

01:28:31.320 people or what do you do more like

01:28:32.900 dm stuff and then I usually like to

01:28:34.600 talk to people before then because I

01:28:36.080 like you didn't have to roast them a

01:28:37.460 little bit so like let them I'm

01:28:38.940 like I'm assuming all them know that

01:28:41.200 but like um it's more like my content

01:28:44.200 like with like Madden and stuff is

01:28:45.840 more like banter with the boys so it's 0.96

01:28:47.500 like kind of like couch shit talk and 0.97

01:28:49.360 stuff uh-huh so it's like people 0.93

01:28:51.180 that uh like they're all random so

01:28:53.720 it's like I'll just literally if

01:28:55.820 whoever I talk to first on the phone

01:28:57.820 or whatever and then I'm like hey

01:28:58.820 you want to do this tomorrow and then

01:29:01.060 you line it up yeah I've gotten to play

01:29:03.180 with like Tyreek Hill sauce Gardner

01:29:05.280 Vontaze Perfect um Hunter Dickinson

01:29:08.360 wow yeah a lot of athletes but it's

01:29:10.780 pretty fun and do um and do you guys

01:29:14.380 play for money or anything or no um

01:29:16.160 yeah we'll do we'll do like gifted

01:29:17.580 subs or whatever which like like 25

01:29:20.420 gifted subs is like 150 dollars or

01:29:22.620 something like that but uh I mean we

01:29:24.680 could do like for like 10 subs which is

01:29:26.280 like 50 bucks or something like you know

01:29:29.100 just stuff to just stuff to do stuff but

01:29:31.020 yeah it makes it a little more fun

01:29:32.780 having skin in the game oh I think so

01:29:34.540 I think that's what it's about flesh

01:29:36.380 on the table it means something do you

01:29:39.520 um do you think there's a team in the

01:29:42.500 NFL that could use a guy like you

01:29:43.880 right now on the field on the field and

01:29:45.940 be honest with me yeah

01:29:46.880 um you know definitely probably uh

01:29:50.680 probably the Jets and you can say the

01:29:54.700 Saints probably the Jets they need some

01:29:56.240 wide receivers and the Saints the

01:29:58.900 Saints are in trouble huh they're your 1.00

01:30:00.560 team

01:30:00.880 they're not doing great yeah who is their

01:30:04.320 quarterback it's probably a truck

01:30:05.700 driver or something you got substitute

01:30:07.340 teachers running routes out there a lot

01:30:08.980 of good questions Miss Breast is probably 1.00

01:30:10.780 the teacher over there oh yeah a lot of

01:30:12.460 good questions man a lot of questions

01:30:14.660 that need to be answered yeah I could

01:30:16.840 see you pulling up for the Jets man 0.99

01:30:18.080 getting a 10-day contract 10-day fuck 1.00

01:30:20.580 it give me a half a year half a million 0.99

01:30:23.040 we haven't even seen your work yet we

01:30:25.860 need to get sight unseen purchase with

01:30:28.560 you know you look you don't get to take

01:30:30.620 the toys out of the box brother you got

01:30:33.340 to buy it in the store then you got to

01:30:34.700 take it home hey buy this land homie 0.98

01:30:37.220 there you go hey please you oh what

01:30:40.740 about land modeling do what if they had

01:30:42.440 models for land like say you take some

01:30:44.220 people out to some land and there's a 0.98

01:30:46.300 couple of just legit bitches legit 1.00

01:30:49.120 bitches not just bitches legit bitches 1.00

01:30:51.740 walking across and modeling that land 1.00

01:30:54.300 that's that's perfect that's I mean some

01:30:56.080 of them do that it's literally instead of

01:30:57.700 like that let's like you know ranches

01:30:59.780 with deer like showing the does and

01:31:01.480 stuff like oh look at this hmm but doing

01:31:04.760 that have it like a car wash type thing yeah 0.98

01:31:07.360 hot chicks bowing the lawn yeah it'd be 0.99

01:31:09.660 perfect it's not a bad idea there's no 0.94

01:31:12.200 way if I'm even a little horny I'm not

01:31:14.280 getting me a quarter acre oh yeah oh 1.00

01:31:16.280 yeah get you a make you fuck it you 1.00

01:31:18.220 don't need water and sewer you know it's 1.00

01:31:20.780 just raw land brother right figure it out

01:31:22.540 we're living on love yeah that's how you 0.99

01:31:24.780 sell the shit around the tracks that's 1.00

01:31:26.880 it dude better fertilizer yeah you're 1.00

01:31:29.520 probably some money there's some car

01:31:30.800 tires on that thing you got to dig up

01:31:32.300 out of the ground yeah just help them

01:31:33.600 mother nature work thank you sir um what's

01:31:36.480 the proper etiquette on Madden um if

01:31:38.540 you're blowing somebody out how do you

01:31:39.980 end a game do you end it early do you

01:31:41.600 guys decide like what happens there I

01:31:43.440 usually just I've that's rare for me to

01:31:45.260 blow someone out but I usually like just

01:31:46.860 leave the game if it's a random person

01:31:48.560 but when I'm playing with other people

01:31:49.680 like I usually just we play finish the

01:31:51.740 game or we'll restart another one usually

01:31:53.960 like 21 points or something like that

01:31:55.820 when it gets you know when that cheeks

01:31:58.840 are getting a little too rosy slapping 1.00

01:32:01.380 that ass um when so you're gonna do 1.00

01:32:06.820 maybe a second date well it looks like 1.00

01:32:09.400 it Shane Gill's today oh you're going

01:32:11.480 tonight yes sir I'm going no way yeah

01:32:13.880 what time um I don't know I could

01:32:16.280 probably take if you need but um if not

01:32:18.160 I'll meet you over there yeah no it's

01:32:19.620 like we're going to seven y'all are yeah 0.99

01:32:21.820 oh then that's when I'll go oh shit yeah 0.99

01:32:23.640 I might even jump on stage with him 0.99

01:32:25.080 that'd be sick yeah dude that'd be great

01:32:27.340 have you been to the Ryman to see him

01:32:28.620 no is it pretty cool I saw a bus like

01:32:31.500 saying it was like one of the most

01:32:32.660 historic places or something like that

01:32:34.080 like it's pretty legendary very

01:32:35.380 historic yeah yeah I'm sure you played

01:32:37.660 at a lot of crazy places like that

01:32:39.140 where's your favorite place you played

01:32:40.800 some interesting places oh let me think

01:32:44.760 I don't know we just went to

01:32:46.920 Australia did some shows recently and

01:32:48.560 it was really awesome that's crazy

01:32:49.880 yeah how is that different different

01:32:52.560 crowd trip over to Bobby it was great

01:32:54.860 dude we got to do this cool show can

01:32:56.160 you bring up the show with um have you

01:32:58.600 seen this show called beautiful tasty

01:33:00.400 beautiful no it's there's two guys

01:33:03.200 one of them is um um one of them has

01:33:07.580 down syndrome oh yeah I saw you can't

01:33:10.180 tell them yeah it's a secret um but

01:33:14.680 yeah I went on their show and it's a

01:33:16.080 cooking show that's awesome that was one

01:33:18.960 of my favorite things that I got to do

01:33:20.360 that was in they live in Australia yeah

01:33:22.340 oh that's cool one of them has down

01:33:24.440 syndrome one of them was is just in a

01:33:25.620 fraternity okay but they're excellent

01:33:29.920 uh I think he was a pike or something 1.00

01:33:32.740 something that had more pills like yeah

01:33:35.420 the pill poppers is that what you know

01:33:39.240 him as too oh no pike gets fight I'm not 1.00

01:33:42.600 confirming or denying I'm just saying I was

01:33:45.680 never I don't know I might have the

01:33:48.520 whole I might have the whole chapter come

01:33:50.320 after you I don't remember wait I got it

01:33:53.060 with you we'll come for this I don't

01:33:55.840 know um so that was something that was

01:33:58.760 really cool that I got to do yeah I don't

01:34:01.420 know just podcasting is neat getting to

01:34:03.180 meet different people um but yeah

01:34:05.640 performing yeah some great places we're

01:34:07.420 going to London in a couple of weeks to

01:34:08.900 do some shows um that is awesome yeah

01:34:12.540 just things like that I just can't even

01:34:13.980 believe it yeah you know how long when

01:34:16.620 did when did you like start doing stuff

01:34:19.220 how old were you like six years ago I

01:34:21.720 started doing podcasting and that's when

01:34:24.220 like comedy got busy but I've been doing

01:34:25.580 comedy for like 15 years probably 17

01:34:27.480 years and you're you're so like around in

01:34:29.500 your lower 20s uh when I yeah I started

01:34:32.480 when I was 24 the same time I started

01:34:35.880 yeah look at us I'm looking at myself

01:34:38.600 now council of ricks here yeah sorry it 0.99

01:34:42.580 looks like this yeah no just shit went 0.96

01:34:44.800 left I don't know what happened wide 0.99

01:34:47.480 left it fucking teed off and teed off and 1.00

01:34:52.160 hit a fucking house you got a window 1.00

01:34:54.780 bill um yeah what else what's in the 1.00

01:34:58.860 news let's hit a couple news topics man

01:35:00.660 oh this was Drake yeah I don't know if I

01:35:03.820 cared about this that much they did you

01:35:06.240 see that yeah it came out with a diss track

01:35:08.060 right of who I miss the days a lot of

01:35:18.780 rappers used to actually shoot each other

01:35:22.040 oh yeah they do still it's just they uh

01:35:24.940 it happens sooner before they get big

01:35:27.540 it's bad it's bad yeah that's the

01:35:29.400 problem now yeah these guys and you have

01:35:31.420 to wait until you get bigger to do it

01:35:34.160 yeah and yeah you got guys that have

01:35:36.160 put out you know a half a mixtape and

01:35:38.160 they're just popping off on each other

01:35:39.360 yeah we had some legends in Houston

01:35:41.360 died too soon yeah rest in peace Kenny

01:35:43.600 Lou he's gone he uh unfortunately him

01:35:47.240 and another dude goes to Magneto they're

01:35:50.140 great guys but uh street life stuff

01:35:53.160 street life got him huh it's sad yeah

01:35:56.860 it's it it is it's pretty uh it's pretty

01:35:59.500 wild go inside I'll tell you what I've

01:36:01.880 you've been in the streets much no I'm

01:36:04.160 I'm I'm I'm an inside dog inside cat

01:36:07.360 oh I like the kittle I like the kittle

01:36:09.960 I don't like to hang out with the big

01:36:11.920 dogs yeah it's okay man tell you what

01:36:14.260 walk and look here that's why I wear

01:36:17.000 these air bonarks no one wants to rip 0.99

01:36:18.440 these things off my feet it's like shit 0.99

01:36:21.200 you can have them bro take them take 0.99

01:36:23.560 them please leave in them yeah um they

01:36:26.500 had this video that of Tupac that I did

01:36:28.120 see when he was young apparently he was

01:36:29.840 allegedly a homosexual male and I

01:36:32.200 I didn't know okay my name is Tupac

01:36:33.960 Shakur and I attend Tamapai High School

01:36:36.800 and I'm 17 years old

01:36:39.240 do you like being 17?

01:36:41.940 it's like 17 such a weird age it's such a

01:36:44.640 in the middle age you're not 18 yet and

01:36:47.500 you're older than 16s but I like him it's

01:36:50.440 nice it's interesting because they never

01:36:52.100 really like push him like that they

01:36:54.080 always just kind of like the energy

01:36:56.120 about him is always just a little bit

01:36:57.960 more like that he was like a gangster

01:36:59.880 rapper yeah you know but maybe it's uh

01:37:02.960 sometimes they take videos out of

01:37:04.640 context that could be true I mean this

01:37:06.540 could be AI it could be but even then

01:37:09.800 he I think like it's just interesting I

01:37:12.620 think for years I've never heard anybody

01:37:14.100 say this and then now everybody's been

01:37:15.500 talking about this video yeah people

01:37:16.840 like to say that stuff now yeah

01:37:18.720 everybody yeah the second somebody has 0.98

01:37:20.280 any success also they're gay there's 1.00

01:37:22.500 also like a lot of like new black gay 0.96

01:37:24.320 people like since since like the diddy

01:37:26.320 think suddenly everybody who's black is 0.99

01:37:27.960 accusing everybody else of being gay I

01:37:29.520 feel like yeah it's just kind of wild I

01:37:31.460 think a lot of that stuff just in the

01:37:32.860 black community right now is kind of 0.54

01:37:34.140 wild you know yeah with a lot of just

01:37:35.720 everybody's accusing each other of

01:37:37.000 being gay I think in two generations 0.99

01:37:38.760 everybody is gonna be bisexual I think 0.99

01:37:43.440 like the frogs I think yeah like the 0.98

01:37:45.880 rich too much runoff yeah too much runoff

01:37:48.860 and it said in the amphetamine chickens

01:37:50.940 dude that's where I think we're headed I

01:37:52.920 think it's just like everybody is gonna

01:37:55.200 be that's where it's gonna be you know

01:37:57.200 yin and yang yeah look at that that'd be

01:38:00.000 it just teamwork um anything else in the

01:38:02.720 news that was going on

01:38:03.720 oh New York City proposes rat birth

01:38:07.160 control to reduce population that is 0.84

01:38:09.300 disgusting

01:38:09.960 huh 0.99

01:38:11.120 so hard to imagine what in the hell but

01:38:15.920 recent viral videos show a city

01:38:18.060 overwhelmed with rodents got the pizza

01:38:20.580 they're seen taking over sidewalks

01:38:23.380 oh this is rats in New York well here's

01:38:26.340 what they should do they should organize

01:38:27.700 them and get them to work together work

01:38:31.760 with with the community there's too many

01:38:34.080 rats they've been trying this for years 0.94

01:38:35.380 to get rid of them it's getting worse

01:38:36.500 there were rats they saw rats playing

01:38:39.000 double dutch the other day somewhere it's

01:38:41.440 getting bad those are the ones that are

01:38:43.160 gaining too much knowledge they're in

01:38:45.320 subways because they're taking public

01:38:46.440 transportation they're pretty smart

01:38:47.800 sorry for cussing but no look if

01:38:51.800 they're at a library too I mean this is 0.95

01:38:53.400 crazy look how many rats rat population

01:38:55.220 2018 to 2022 is gone uh from 2.2

01:39:00.400 million to 3 million rats now in New

01:39:02.720 York City what's the year is that that

01:39:04.060 it starts to spike yet um 2020 what

01:39:07.260 happened it it's COVID it was either

01:39:09.740 COVID babies Biden or COVID I wonder if

01:39:12.040 maybe COVID like when everything slowed

01:39:15.680 down they just had a chance to like

01:39:17.520 well yeah I would stop eating bats and

01:39:21.040 rats so they started started going up

01:39:24.020 well it makes you wonder how many

01:39:25.180 restaurants were serving rat that

01:39:26.380 suddenly didn't have any clientele

01:39:27.940 anymore you know yeah rail chicken

01:39:30.020 anchorman 2 anchorman 2 um dude I can't

01:39:35.560 believe you're gonna get out there for 0.99

01:39:36.480 your fucking for your second date man 1.00

01:39:38.440 yeah yeah front row front row you got 1.00

01:39:41.700 great tickets at the show great tickets

01:39:44.580 to Shane Gillis have you guys ever seen

01:39:46.440 him before have you ever been to a

01:39:48.080 comedy show before that's the that's

01:39:49.780 like her celebrity crush I'm gonna have

01:39:51.420 to might have to tank him or something

01:39:53.700 different hey put the shape put the

01:39:55.320 glasses on her then let something fly 1.00

01:39:57.980 there put the glasses on her you know I 1.00

01:40:00.660 will it'd probably knock off a couple

01:40:03.060 points there yeah I'm sure he's yeah I've

01:40:05.580 seen Shane up close Shane's a handsome

01:40:07.140 guy it's a very it's just a unique type of

01:40:11.400 handsome you know yeah um what else any

01:40:15.100 other news was there one more news

01:40:16.140 story that was good I'm trying to think

01:40:17.440 of something that happened red lobster

01:40:19.540 is coming under no way is it really

01:40:21.600 losing millions on endless shrimp oh

01:40:25.120 yeah they should have took a book out of

01:40:28.480 carnival cruise lines 22 million dollar

01:40:31.460 loss for the year um because of endless

01:40:36.760 shrimp you can't do endless shrimp that's 0.93

01:40:39.460 a trap well especially a lot of brothers

01:40:41.680 and sisters if they go on a date they 0.98

01:40:43.180 love endless shrimp oh I would I would

01:40:45.200 dine and dash dine and dash couple of

01:40:47.300 those you get get free pounds yeah oh if

01:40:50.040 the shrimp is endless I'm standing on

01:40:51.900 business oh that's what a lot of people

01:40:53.260 say I love that I love that get nice and

01:40:55.280 lubed up too with a couple drinks so you

01:40:57.140 know it turns into a crock pot you just 0.99

01:40:59.240 got shit wishing a wash in there um dude 0.99

01:41:03.400 so now that you're in the dating world do 0.99

01:41:04.640 you feel like you're gonna start dating

01:41:06.000 different ethnicities do you feel like

01:41:07.520 there's anything are you just kind of open

01:41:09.600 to all open all look at me yeah I'm like

01:41:12.260 I'm like the UN I'm just here to make

01:41:14.680 love I'm a peacemaker peacemaker here

01:41:19.200 dude thank you so much for um yeah just

01:41:25.760 making me laugh man I appreciate you

01:41:27.280 coming and spending time so you have so

01:41:29.320 you have uh yes you have merch coming

01:41:32.420 out um some of that's gonna go to

01:41:34.480 charity that's really amazing um you're

01:41:37.280 taking it a day at a time day at a time

01:41:39.140 right yes sir you got your second date

01:41:40.860 ever coming up yes sir back to back

01:41:43.120 wow look at this 94 95 rockets here 0.99

01:41:46.360 there we go yeah shit hit the fan after 0.99

01:41:50.380 that so tomorrow's gonna be scary 1.00

01:41:52.180 might be 20 years of nothing hey you could

01:41:56.300 hit a drought man yeah that's why you gotta

01:41:58.520 load up water pray for rain keep a jug on

01:42:01.440 you and pray for rain hey it's crazy to see a

01:42:04.180 dehydrated guy yeah praying for rain

01:42:07.040 try to get it somehow hey it's just the

01:42:10.440 world we're in nowadays everything you want

01:42:13.260 is uh it's right in front of you hey I think

01:42:16.840 you're really really right um what thoughts

01:42:19.160 do you have any for anybody anybody out

01:42:20.780 there like um oh dude I saw um I was

01:42:24.660 thinking because you don't have autism what

01:42:26.120 do you have you have anything no I don't

01:42:27.600 have anything um he was a regular guy

01:42:29.940 regular dude just like have a quirk or

01:42:32.240 whatever but it's like more like I just

01:42:34.620 when I'm doing my stuff like I just like

01:42:37.180 get nervous or whatever so like I just

01:42:39.060 don't really like I'm trying to hide it

01:42:41.040 with like I'd be like yeah but that's

01:42:43.440 crazier yeah that's to me yeah it's way 0.99

01:42:45.140 harder so like doing this shit and like 0.99

01:42:47.020 doing whatever like you know it makes me 0.99

01:42:49.300 feel better yeah like you know like I

01:42:51.960 don't know it's yeah I like it yeah it's

01:42:54.600 good yeah it's perfect yeah just running

01:42:57.940 just keeping the things there you go

01:42:59.940 I'd move the hands like you know it's

01:43:01.900 like a orchestra you're just trying to

01:43:03.580 think think through and you're keeping

01:43:05.320 energy moving through you yeah that's

01:43:07.080 exactly what I like that like I'll pinch

01:43:08.860 my wiener if I get scared or if I'm

01:43:12.060 trying to think there you go I'll 0.99

01:43:13.460 clench my butthole when I get scared so 0.98

01:43:14.880 we opposites attract that's why we're 0.98

01:43:19.680 it's like closing the vault today yeah

01:43:22.880 dude they were checking for people

01:43:24.280 with autism at the mall the other day

01:43:25.860 have you ever seen like have you ever

01:43:27.560 seen anything like that no yeah they

01:43:29.780 had like a pop-up booth or something

01:43:31.320 and they were I guess they can check

01:43:33.580 for it at the mall or whatever like a

01:43:34.940 photo booth go in there yeah it just

01:43:38.140 develops a thing you're like oh this

01:43:39.480 guy yeah well look your green brother

01:43:43.160 no and they'll yeah a lady was even 1.00

01:43:46.440 doing like a like one of those pen

01:43:48.180 tests with somebody or whatever I was

01:43:49.600 oh yeah I was like I don't think

01:43:51.360 that's I don't think that person has

01:43:53.000 autism or whatever why don't you just

01:43:54.320 be drunk yeah check him he's got some

01:43:58.260 funky shoes on some guy goes some guy

01:44:01.420 gets has to walk home because he can't

01:44:03.200 drive like an angry drunk too he's like

01:44:08.760 drinking nothing but fireball and pissing

01:44:11.260 his pants mad at the world Tuesday

01:44:14.360 Tuesday Tuesday um sketchman have fun I'll

01:44:18.820 see you at Shane Gillis tonight um and

01:44:22.620 yeah I just hope to get to see you in

01:44:23.700 the future man thanks for being somebody

01:44:25.160 yeah that makes it just seem like hey

01:44:27.220 no matter who I am I can just kind of

01:44:29.080 be you know yes sir and I can have some

01:44:31.340 confidence in myself and um and yeah and

01:44:34.700 I can just have a good time you know yes

01:44:36.420 sir thanks for coming and spending time

01:44:37.720 and just uh making me laugh man it's

01:44:39.400 really exactly thank you for having me

01:44:40.960 it's uh the hospitality been amazing you

01:44:43.360 know you're someone I've looked up to for

01:44:45.000 for a while and it's amazing to be here

01:44:47.540 and thank you for having me yeah you

01:44:49.860 bet brother yes sir but brother and uh

01:44:54.000 okay great man thanks yeah thanks for

01:44:55.860 coming man and I'll see you at the show

01:44:57.080 tonight yes sir it sounds fun all right

01:44:59.580 sounds good brother all right brother

01:45:01.560 thank you brother bye brother now I'm just

01:45:04.800 floating on the breeze and I feel I'm

01:45:07.540 falling like these leaves I must be

01:45:10.460 cornerstone oh but when I reach that

01:45:16.780 ground I'll share this peace of mind I

01:45:19.660 found I can feel it in my bones but it's

01:45:25.280 gonna tell you

01:45:26.220 you

01:45:27.320 you

01:45:32.780 you

01:45:44.780 you

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - April 23, 2024

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