E527 Lobster
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1 hour and 24 minutes
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151.73875
Summary
Comedian and food lover, John Rocha talks about his recent trip to New Brunswick, N.B. and the love for Lobster. John also talks about how much he and his wife love eating lobster.
Transcript
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I realize as I get older, I never touch my legs.
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I just, you know, I'll touch the top of them a little, but rarely do I just, I put my hands
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Um, we just did a run of shows up through, um, uh, Connecticut.
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And, uh, Maine, and then out to Moncton, which is in New Brunswick, which, um, nobody,
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but most people didn't know existed, to be honest with you.
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And, uh, and then we went out there to Halifax and just beautiful, beautiful in the summertime,
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that whole stretch and, you know, and I, and people like law, they like lobster out there.
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And at first, you know, you get like, it's interesting because as you go along that coast
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up there, it gets, you know, how people communicate about lobster gets, it changes.
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Um, like you're, if you're in Providence, Rhode Island, a guy will run up with a gun and
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be like, Hey, you want some fucking lobster, you know?
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But as you get for, if you, if you, you know, it's, it gets less aggressive and just more
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like into the word as you get up towards Maine, you know, they're like lobster.
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You want some lobster and then, uh, bang about a banger, man.
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Like you want some lobster, they just keep saying like everybody, like, I don't care if
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you say it or not, but everybody you talk to wants to talk about lobster and then you
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get further out to New Brunswick and Halifax and they're just like, yeah, I want some
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love, you want, yeah, I want some lobster and it just, I, I, I, I'm amazed how just, I just,
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I guess I'm amazed how much people, um, love lobster and that it just said it, people get
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it, it's involved in every, you know, conversation as you go up that stretch of the country and
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And we'll put some of it up on a map so you can see where I'm talking about, but everybody,
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it just like, you want some lobster, no matter who you're talking to, they're like, yeah,
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we're going to, um, have some lobster, you know, tip where Tiffany's having a baby.
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And so somebody's cutting up a lobster over there.
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And just, we were really on the, up on that lobster trail up there, um, but beautiful to
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see in the, God, it's just like, um, nature is just showing her cooter up there.
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It is that whole area is just like, God dang, mother nature got some new tits.
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It's just like that, that kind of vibe up there.
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I don't know if you've been to one of those recently.
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Um, there's, we get there, there's a guy like selling a mitten, you know, he had one
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And he's, he's trying to, he was saying like, well, if you have, once the one hand is warm,
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I'm like, I just, if I'm doing mittens, dude, I'm doing both mittens.
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You know, I'm not trying to be like a creep or whatever, but I just, I want to, I want to
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I don't want to, you know, I don't want to be some guy who's just swapping, putting a
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fuck, you know, changing his mitten onto a different hand each day or each 40 minutes
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So that was like a concept that guy had this guy, like one mitten Andy or whatever his
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He had like a little booth and that, um, they just have the weirdest shit, you know, they
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And I'm like, dude, I, you know, I don't want, I just want to make, I just, I want the, I
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want my own tomatoes, you know, I want tomatoes that have no mileage on them.
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When I get that bitch, I don't want a bunch of old fingerprints on it or like, you know,
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I don't want, um, the tomato, I want to, I don't want to look at the tomato and it remembers
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I just want the tomato for the first time, you know?
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And I feel like at farmer's markets, that's the stuff you get, you know, you get like a
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lot of, like, you just get like a lot of crazy stuff at farmer's markets.
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You know, you'll get, um, they had to do with like a bunch of lamb eggs or whatever.
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You'll see some dude who had like the freshest milk or whatever.
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It's like fresh milk is so, so fucking fresh, you know?
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And there's like, like the most naturist dude is like, just has milk just pouring down his
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And, uh, and if you put your ear up to the little jug of milk, jar of milk or whatever,
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um, you can hear the cow wisp, you know, it's that fresh.
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You can hear like the, um, cow just being like, this is my milk or whatever.
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They had, everything's like farm to table and like, they had farm to table tables.
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And I was like, damn, that's, that is, that's, that is, that's farm to table, you know?
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Um, and then there's like little tents where like, there's like bitches selling whispers
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And yeah, for like $3, some, some bitch will whisper to you.
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They had like, um, they had like paleolithic eye drops or, uh, some dude in it with a baby
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Bjorn with like a dachshund in it or something.
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Um, and he's just giving him just fresh milk boy and he just, just bottle feeding a fucking
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And then they have just like, like lesbians that get up early or something that are saying
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They got fucking, um, you know, you can get your, you know,
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you can get your name carved in a carrot or something, you know, uh, Scotty was here
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or something, 1997 or something, you know, just shit like that.
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Like carrot carvings, uh, you know, there's people will fucking, there's some girl with
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big lips and she'll just suck earwax right out of your skull for fucking nine bucks, that
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Um, so that was that, that was, uh, yeah, that was, I guess kind of some of what's been
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Thank you to everybody that's come out recently.
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I'm going to like a wellness, uh, retreat for a few days.
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Um, so yeah, I feel a little all over the place, but that's okay.
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And, uh, yeah, I just, I wanted to, uh, yeah, to just spend time today, baby.
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Whenever you're down, out in the cold, faithless and die, your story's untold.
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There is a light shining for you, guiding your way, helping you through.
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That is, there is a light by the stone keepers featuring David Manuel.
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Well, and if you like that music, uh, or that style of music, then you like it.
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I went to, uh, professional bull riding the other night.
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And I've been involved in some pretty, you know, some naughty stuff, baby.
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I've done some things with some ladies that you definitely, you know, you'd cover the kid's eyes type of behavior.
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But I've never seen any of the, uh, this, uh, I don't want to call it romance or whatever that's going on.
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Um, but they just, cause they get these young fellas, a lot of them, and they put them on these animals' backs.
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And I don't know if the, if the bulls are male or female, that's the part that, you know, cause I'd ride a, you know, I've been on some thick things, baby.
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But, you know, and that's, hell, that's, you know, if you don't, if you can't afford heat, baby, that's what you got to do, baby.
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You know, a thick girl, baby, that's just that wiener mitten, baby.
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If it's winter, you know, that it is what it is, baby.
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Oh yeah, but I don't, so yeah, I don't know if there's any, I guess there's no eroticism in it, but I'm sure for some of the fans there is.
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My buddy, Matt West, he's been on this podcast before.
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Um, him and Jess Lockwood came on and, uh, he invited me over there to PBR to watch the, uh, watch the games go on.
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If you get to go do that or rodeo, you know, I talk about that a lot.
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Um, and I'm surprised that there's not more gay men watching rodeo.
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I think, you know, especially for the times when it's a male rider on a male, um, animal, because you can't see that kind of, you know, you got to pay a lot of money to watch some illegal shit.
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You know, some illegal streams probably to see some of the stuff that's, you can almost witness or imagine when you see some of these, uh, fellas, you know, just, I mean, just riding these animals.
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Cause God, and it's, yeah, it's like, I don't know.
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Uh, we went to interview Donald Trump and that was crazy, bro.
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I'm like, we go up there and now there's like a lot of secret service getting into, it was at Bedminster golf course.
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So there's a lot of secret service getting in there.
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And this guy kind of touches your pockets or whatever.
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And this guy, you know, somebody's reading your ribs or whatever.
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They got to, um, you know, people patting you down, people patting you up.
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I'm like, oh, this guy's, you know, obviously doesn't have a wife.
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You got to stop and get frisked and padded and wanded and wizarded.
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And, um, yeah, they just ask you craziest questions, you know, like, they'll be like, uh, what's your middle name?
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And then they'll be like, oh, does your mother fuck a lot?
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You know, they, but they're trying to, you know, see where you're at and see if you know anybody from Russia or whatever.
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And I had like 40 minutes from when I got there to when it was time to do the interview.
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And I had to, you know, I had my clothes with me.
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I had a one pair of boots, one pair of regular shoes and, um, uh, bathroom kit, hairspray, just to, you know, you know, look the, look the best that you could.
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And I was super nervous to get in the room and I'm just kind of making sure, you know, the producers, uh, Zach and Nick are there.
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Um, my tour manager, Bizzle was there, um, my right hand man.
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And so we were, you know, just getting everything like organized and making sure it all looks, you know, um, just like we normally do making sure everything is legitimate.
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And, and then they had, and they had like the flags in the background.
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We are, you know, we are, well, this is like the damn pledge of allegiance came to life, bro.
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It was, you know, it just felt super real at that moment.
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And there's like, uh, um, there was a secret service guy and kind of over just like in one corner of the room.
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I believe it was, it was just a guy and I, and he was kind of by the, near the restroom.
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And so I was like, I've kind of afraid to go piss or whatever.
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Cause I didn't want, you know, I don't know if they, if they're like listening to you piss or whatever.
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I don't know what they're, everything that they do or whatever, you know, if he's like, thinks I'm like, you know, using PP or piss or whatever to do like Morse code into the water or something, you know, I, I don't know all their training or whatever.
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And I was, I, yeah, I, um, ended up just peeing in what they had a, uh, cup, like a red solo cup that I brought in there with me.
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And I peed in it and then just poured it into the toilet, dude, like along the side of the toilet wall.
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You know, I just, I was kind of, I think I was getting super paranoid and then, um, so anyway, it starts to get like, uh, we talk with his advisors.
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People start to kind of come in just to make sure everything's cool.
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Um, and this room has all been like, uh, searched or whatever.
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And, uh, you know, drug dog, bomb dog, uh, sword.
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And one of them ate a thing of peanut butter crackers that, uh, my buddy had.
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But, um, so anyway, so we're sitting there and like, you know, I'm going through like my questions and my thoughts and, you know, uh, and yeah, I was just nervous.
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It's like, you know, uh, yeah, I was just kind of mostly I was just nervous.
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I think, you know, I'd met, uh, Donald Trump before a few times, uh, at UFC and, um, I'd met his sons enough.
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So that, um, you know, right when I saw him, I could say, Hey, uh, you know, I met you with Dana White and yeah.
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So he comes in and I kind of walked over after he came in.
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Cause he was like, not in the little place where we're shooting yet.
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And just like, you know, said, Hey, and, um, just let him know I was thankful for his time.
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And, and then we sat down and sorry if this is getting boring.
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I'm just trying to think, uh, we sat down and yeah.
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And then, yeah, we just went through the interview, you know?
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I thought it was nice that he said that his, uh, son, um, had, had, uh, had been the plug to have me come in.
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You know, um, I know Dana White had, had obviously helped a ton and made it happen, but, um, that he'd asked his son, is this a guy's, uh, podcast that I should do?
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So I thought that was kind of neat just to know that he like, you know, checks in with his son, Baron or whatever about, um, about different stuff, you know?
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I only had a kind of a limited amount of time and it went so fast.
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And the next thing, you know, we had to wrap it up and I was like, I couldn't, I wanted to ask like one more good question, but I didn't know what to ask.
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Um, and I know that, um, sorry, I'm saying, um, a lot guys, I think I'm nervous even reciting this for some reason.
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I think I just feel, um, yeah, I just feel like, uh, a lot, I think I just feel like a lot of energy or something.
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So, oh, so I had one more question and I wanted to ask him, uh, Michael Jackson used to live in one of the buildings that he owned.
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So I wanted to ask him about that because, you know, we've been trying to learn about Michael Jackson.
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And then it went pretty quick and then he had to go do something.
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There was some, you know, the next thing that he had to go do.
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And then some of the workers came up, uh, that worked at the golf course and we walked around and took some photos.
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Um, I got to meet, uh, Ivanka Trump and her husband, Jared, which was pretty cool.
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They got a nice, they got a pool where all the umbrellas are nice.
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The umbrellas are nicer than, um, it's the kind of umbrella where they take it away when the rain comes.
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Like when it rains, they put the umbrellas away cause they don't want them to get messed up.
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They were like probably 200 thread counter 700.
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And the umbrellas, I think had a special pattern on them or something.
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One of the security guys was telling me there's a special pattern on the umbrellas where birds will not defecate on that, on that umbrella.
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If they're passing by because it's like an optical illusion or something.
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When you got enough money or enough nice stuff where you're, you know, the birds aren't even shitting on you.
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And that's crazy to know that just cause if you're poor, the birds shit on you.
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I was like, damn, I want to make enough money one day where the bird, where, where, you know, I'm free of these, you know, these chains of bird shit or whatever that bind us.
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I just think that some people would think that it's interesting.
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I wanted to learn more about his, just his family a little bit if I could.
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I wanted to ask that Michael Jackson question and I forgot.
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I wanted to ask if I thought that if he, if he thought that he had a better chance of running against Biden or Kamala and yeah.
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You know, I wanted to, you know, I know he had a brother that passed away from alcoholism and I wanted to, uh, just to, to talk about that, just to learn about it a little bit and, and see what that was like, you know?
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Cause I know that a lot of times we talk about that stuff on here and if people, if there's a way to talk about it with people.
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I think even thinking about it, uh, I wore like a suit coat or something.
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Um, and that made me, you know, that just makes you fucking nervous.
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You, you know, you just feel like a damn stuffed animal when you put those things on.
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You feel like just a little teddy bear or something, you know, you feel like you're just supposed to do, you know, like you're just supposed to get angry at your secretary or something and, uh, and then cheat on your spouse or whatever.
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You know, just the, you know, you just feel like you just can't handle it kind of shit.
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Like those jackets kind of make me feel like that too, but I wanted to, um, be respectful.
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You know, it's definitely, it's a respectful environment.
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I mean, you know, I'd gotten to say, you know, see one kind of in passing and, um, but it was just fascinating.
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And, um, and then, oh, this was one thing that was really cool.
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So afterwards there's a restaurant at the, at the golf club in Bedminster.
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You know, it's really, I mean, it's, it's beautiful, but the grass all looks like it actually went to super cuts, you know, not like a, just somebody did it with a mower.
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It's like, you know, like somebody, you know, it's like the, the, the lawn looks like it waited in a chair for its appointment with a barber.
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So there's people playing golf and then there's just secret little setups of secret service people with can't, I don't know if they're cannons or whatever, you know, hand cannons or something.
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And, uh, you know, artillery just placed in different spots.
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So, yeah, I think you just got to be careful where you hit, where you hit your ball over there.
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But so there's a restaurant, so we go up there and I'm sitting and I'm eating dinner, uh, before I have to leave, I'm getting some dinner with one of his staff members and we're sitting at a table.
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Um, the guy I'd been communicating with, his name is Alex.
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And then Trump comes up for dinner at some point.
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And they play the song proud to be an American when he comes up, right.
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Which is kind of, it's crazy, you know, it's a vibe and, and, uh, but they play it.
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And so the song, so everybody's standing up and kind of clapping and, um, and you think the song's over, right.
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And then it's like, you think it's like over and then it's like, and I'm proud of it does it one more time.
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You're like, all right, let's go for this ride again.
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And then he sits there, he keeps at his table, he keeps the iPad with the aux cord or whatever.
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And so throughout the meal, he's just playing songs.
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He played some poison, I think unskinny bop at one point, I think trying to remember.
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Um, he played, oh, during soup, they played a trick daddy, which I thought was, that was awesome.
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Um, you know, I've never had soup to trick daddy.
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And then, oh, at dessert, I, during dessert, they played smooth criminal, which I thought was the best thing ever, bro.
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Uh, so anyway, the whole thing was, it was just interesting.
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You know, that was the interview and, um, what else?
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Oh, something that great that was, that happened recently, we got to go over to Stowe, Vermont and go swimming.
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They had like a beautiful, uh, it's like a beautiful town.
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Even in the summer, I think it's a skiing place, but apparently the skiing, I think is like, um, it's like East coast skiing, whatever that means.
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I'm not sure what it means, but, but during the summer, it's nice to have all these like, uh, places you can swim and cliffs.
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And we went fishing up on this like kind of small mountaintop or this like really high hill.
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So that was pretty stunning to be up there and, uh, and just be even close to where people start talking about.
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Yeah, it's like, however you can say, whoever says lobster, the deepest is like the best person in town or whatever.
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Once you get into Maine and up there out in a, you know, that Eastern Canada, it's like lobster.
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Every now and then there'd be like a Mexican guy and he'd be like lobster.
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He'd be like, ha, ha, ha, this guy, he's doing it differently, you know?
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Cause there's all, there's the old fashioned white guy who's like lobster.
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And then you'd have the Mexican guy that's like, hey, lobster, you know?
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Um, and then you'd have a brother in there and be like, lost, oh, lost, oh, lost, oh, lost, oh.
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Is that a traditional food in your, um, aquarium or whatever?
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That's where they'll punch the fucking lobster to death.
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They, they, they, they, they fucking fist cook it.
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They'll be like, get it, get it, get it, get it.
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And that's where some girl up there will give a lobster,
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fricking BJ wearing a, uh, uh, Kevin Uclis jersey or something.
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Um, you know, or a Dustin Pedroia jersey and she's up there BJ in a lobster.
00:32:34.980
How's your health and your body and everything?
00:32:47.500
Um, you know, just if I feel good, I feel good.
00:33:04.260
Um, well, back in March, I, uh, had a little, little incident with a, with a girl.
00:33:13.920
And was a, you mean like, was a cops involved or it was?
00:33:38.340
I want to talk to you about it in just a minute, man.
00:33:41.880
I want to look through a little bit of news here.
00:33:46.480
I see, oh, Trump brought out RFK Jr. in Arizona.
00:33:52.080
Um, you know, we got to have Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump come on.
00:33:59.580
I, I felt like he got really just screwed over by his party.
00:34:05.380
I'd always hoped that they would have had a, uh, Trump and Sanders ticket.
00:34:08.800
I thought that that would have been interesting.
00:34:11.400
You know, I know people don't like politics and stuff.
00:34:13.840
And I'm not, uh, I'm not, I don't really care who people support.
00:34:23.540
I sometimes wonder what our vote means anymore, but, but that's out of our control right now.
00:34:29.100
Um, you just do the best you can and you go vote.
00:34:32.160
Um, that's what I feel like, or for me, you know, I'm not telling anybody to do, you do
00:34:43.140
Uh, oh, because I always thought it would be interesting if you had like whoever didn't
00:34:50.700
win the presidency should be the vice president.
00:34:52.780
That way you still, you have to have like a, not an enemy, but somebody who has different
00:34:57.600
views in your same thing so that you guys have to like negotiate and figure out the best
00:35:03.460
thing for everyone, you know, that's something that I always kind of wished, uh, that that's
00:35:12.240
Um, so like if a Republican one, then the democratic nominee was the vice president.
00:35:19.000
And if the democratic one, then the Republican nominee was the vice president.
00:35:22.340
I always thought that that would be interesting because then it creates constant, constantly
00:35:27.020
where it would seem like you're having to work together to get, um, a solution on different
00:35:32.900
topics and stuff, but I'm novice and things like that.
00:35:36.820
Um, but yeah, getting to meet with Bernie was amazing as well.
00:35:46.860
Oh, but Trump brought out RFK Jr., you know, and I love Bobby Kennedy.
00:35:52.820
You know, he and I have been friends for years.
00:35:55.400
Uh, he is, people can think whatever, he's an awesome guy.
00:36:09.820
And so that's why I think it was pretty fascinating that, um, that Trump offered him a spot if,
00:36:16.720
if he gets the election and the Democrats kind of shot themselves in the, uh, in the wiener
00:36:22.160
or the trans wiener or whatever people have to have.
00:36:25.520
And I'm not claiming anybody has anything, but because they should have, you know, they
00:36:29.840
didn't really make it, they made it so hard on Bobby to get on the ballots that he didn't
00:36:35.380
really have a choice except to, um, kind of join a side with, with the hopes and the
00:36:43.900
promise it seems like that he will get to be, um, in charge of, or spearhead the things
00:36:52.320
that he cares about most, which are people's health, uh, and, um, getting like big pharma
00:36:59.140
out of, out of our bodies, you know, and out of our influence and everything, I guess, I don't
00:37:06.920
I'm gonna get off politics now because, uh, people have different thoughts about it.
00:37:10.640
But anyway, I just thought that that, that, that was interesting.
00:37:14.180
Cause it seems like Trump is just being different.
00:37:18.140
You know, even when you saw, like when he brought out Bobby Kennedy, he like, it was just
00:37:22.620
more, it's felt more thoughtful than he had like spoken in the past, um, you know, I don't
00:37:32.120
know, just seemed kind of interesting, but that, but I thought that that was, that that's
00:37:36.140
super, that, that Bobby has a chance to get a job, uh, or not a job, but a, uh, cause he
00:37:42.220
doesn't need a job, but, but that he has a chance to get like, to do what he really cares
00:37:50.220
So, um, and then people, you know, you know, people say, oh, well, Trump, you know, people
00:38:02.220
often refer to Trump as like a shady businessman, but it's funny because politics now, it's not
00:38:09.580
like who's the best person or anything anymore.
00:38:11.860
Really politics, the whole thing is a shady business.
00:38:15.980
It's, it's, it's, it's about the, it's so you need a dog in there.
00:38:29.820
I think that's one thing I'm realizing you need a dog in there because yeah, politics is
00:38:37.080
So yeah, you don't, you don't, you don't hire a peacekeeper to do a thug's job.
00:38:41.260
Um, I know that, uh, so anyway, what else happened?
00:38:47.280
There's a U S pilot, it says here who took magic mushrooms and tried to cut the engines
00:38:58.440
Um, an Alaskan airlines pilot who attempted to shut off the engines of a passenger plane
00:39:02.600
mid-flight after ingesting magic mushrooms said his actions were unfathomable.
00:39:07.380
And some of his first public remarks after he was indicted on 83 counts of reckless endangerment.
00:39:19.720
If he played that while he did it, that's kind of a vibe.
00:39:28.440
The Taliban says it wants people to visit Afghanistan.
00:39:42.360
We're going to get to some calls here in just a second.
00:39:44.440
And then we'll check back in with Riley Mao and see what's going on, baby.
00:39:49.380
And seeing if that little bust guppy has some, uh, if he's been churning that butter, baby,
00:39:57.260
If he's been buttering that lobster, we'll be right back.
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You know, it was crazy and yeah, everything's good.
00:43:55.040
I am calling from Nashville slash Franklin, Tennessee.
00:44:15.500
Um, I have a little like story slash, uh, issue.
00:44:23.720
Um, I have a friend who has been dating this guy for three months and, um, she already doesn't
00:44:32.040
have a, like a whole lot of security, not a whole lot of money.
00:44:35.680
Um, and now she's just revealed to me that this guy is, um, he is homeless.
00:44:48.840
You know, there's guys, sometimes you see them and they don't, they don't have a home
00:44:55.220
around them, you know, and that's the guys we're talking about.
00:44:58.940
And, um, yeah, look, first of all, if she's dating a homeless guy and she's probably there,
00:45:07.380
I'm guessing they're probably making love if they've been dating for three months, then,
00:45:17.720
And it's just a studio apartment for your wiener, baby.
00:45:26.260
So it may not have the square footage that he's looking for, but I think it's a start.
00:45:34.920
I mean, nothing will make that dude want to get a home more probably, you know?
00:45:44.660
I want to make sure, you know, I want to buy a damn Jeep Cherokee or something.
00:45:48.260
I, you know, you want to get, you want to get something, you know, it makes you want
00:45:56.440
And I'm glad that she's out there servicing those boys.
00:46:01.180
A lot of times I give them a dollar, but I'd love to give them, you know, half a can of
00:46:05.380
Peugeot or something, you know, that they could, you know, that they, you know, that they'd
00:46:15.260
So you could just, you know, you know, crack open a can and give it to, you know, big Samuel
00:46:22.060
or whoever, you know, whoever's who's over there just, you know, just nibbling on his
00:46:25.960
own sweater and hoping God sees him, you know, praise God, baby.
00:46:37.420
First time caller to this podcast or any podcast.
00:46:48.820
Uh, I wanted to call in and say, I thought you did a really good job with the Bernie Sanders
00:46:55.120
I thought your questions were well-prepared and smart.
00:46:58.500
Uh, I thought that you raised sort of good counterpoints to some of Bernie's ideas that
00:47:04.160
I feel like, you know, people might want to hear addressed.
00:47:16.660
I mean, I was, um, yeah, uh, yeah, I'll talk about that a little more next week about what
00:47:23.520
the exact experience was like, but, um, yeah, I was just, yeah, it was crazy, you know, cause
00:47:31.420
here's a figure that I thought was really neat.
00:47:33.360
And, you know, I admire some of his policies and I, you know, and some people can say, well,
00:47:42.880
You know, I know that politics is very dirty and I know that even these men will say that
00:47:54.900
I mean, you know, um, but I, yeah, I liked, well, some stuff that I learned from talking
00:48:01.840
with Bernie, I was able to ask Trump about, you know, so it really helped me.
00:48:11.880
It just, you know, I like seeing a, you know, my dad was really old when I was a kid.
00:48:15.900
So that's my reference for, I mean, Bernie, you know, Bernie's the age.
00:48:33.920
So I see him, you know, just like, you know, I think there's, um, I don't know.
00:48:43.880
I can't explain it exactly, but so to see those men still, you know, going and doing things
00:48:49.040
and having determination, um, for things that they believe in, you know, and then, and then
00:49:00.980
I, there's something about it that that's all that that's awesome to me.
00:49:10.700
It was so, he just, uh, I'll talk about it next week.
00:49:16.400
Uh, next Tuesday's episode, I'll talk about it a little bit, but yeah, I just, I can't
00:49:21.340
You know, I got to see these folks and, um, and have them come on and, and yeah.
00:49:25.200
And you know, the simple fact about the healthcare, it's just, it's, it's sick.
00:49:31.420
It, there's a, it's a huge scam and everybody, we're all just living in this scam and our politicians
00:49:43.940
You know, when people are sick and you take advantage, it's just, uh, but thank you, bro.
00:49:51.060
Not trying to get into policy or, you know, I don't know about policy.
00:50:04.080
Hi, this is, uh, Richard Aiton from Mississippi.
00:50:17.080
I was, you know, I was on the lake, I was surfing, having a good old time and we're, we're driving
00:50:22.620
by and I see this woman on this pontoon boat and I, I'm telling you, she may be weighed
00:50:27.600
a buck 50, but those breads probably took up 125 pounds of it.
00:50:33.180
And, and I looked at her and I didn't even get aroused per se.
00:50:37.400
I just thought, I was like, man, you need to get on my credit score.
00:50:41.440
You know, you ever seen a woman that's so beautiful, a rack so nice, whether it be a
00:50:45.820
man, a woman or hell, if you're into it, maybe a damn animal that just, you know, makes you
00:50:50.920
want to feel like you got to better yourself and seek opportunities in life.
00:50:54.680
Like something that makes you know that you want to go for that promotion.
00:51:00.620
Thank you for calling, especially from out on the water.
00:51:02.640
And, um, yeah, I was just saying, I was just, we're just talking about this.
00:51:07.260
We're just talking about, uh, you know, something that just keeps you in the game, you know, Riley,
00:51:14.620
what were we, what were we just saying about, um, I was just, you know, I'm talking about
00:51:26.980
Um, shit, I can't remember, but yeah, dude, sometimes you see a one, sometimes you see
00:51:33.760
like that, some girl have that dang Mount Chesmore.
00:51:36.940
She'll just have a, she'll have damn four presidents in two tits, you know, and you're
00:51:42.360
like, God, you know, for those about to rock, we salute you.
00:51:50.800
She'll have those fucking peanut butter Falcons on her, baby.
00:51:59.540
Those just, just huddled up in herbernation, baby.
00:52:14.980
And you just want to fucking baptize a mule in the, in the milk of those things, brother.
00:52:21.040
You just want to fucking wash a little, just wash a little man's ass with that, with the
00:52:29.480
beautiful splash that comes out of those bad dogs.
00:52:51.360
So my dad is currently, you know, doing that, that, that powder.
00:53:01.340
He'll get these episodes where he's just angry.
00:53:08.380
So I've always, I just want to try to figure out how to help him get back to normal, get
00:53:17.860
But anyways, I just wanted to see your thoughts about it.
00:53:20.440
See if you can maybe, you know, give me some insights on what I should do.
00:53:30.600
Uh, yeah, I'm sorry that your dad's going through that.
00:53:35.480
You know, I don't know if he's an addict or if it's just something that he's doing for
00:53:43.000
I think, yeah, I mean, maybe just try to sit and talk with him and say, dad, I feel like,
00:53:49.500
you know, don't accuse him, but say, Hey, you know, maybe I feel like this is something
00:53:55.200
You know, do you feel like that's something you want to be doing or do you feel like it's
00:54:03.840
Um, you know, the only things, the only way that I had, have had success is through a 12
00:54:15.400
And, you know, I've had some relapses, but that's the main way that I've, uh, found sobriety
00:54:24.540
And, you know, they have NA narcotics anonymous for drug use.
00:54:30.220
And there's probably even a CA for cocaine use.
00:54:36.640
Maybe you could offer to go to a meeting with him.
00:54:39.880
Um, maybe you could go to a meeting and ask some people there if they had any suggestions.
00:54:45.900
Um, but yeah, just let him, let him know that you care, you know?
00:54:54.900
Uh, and then, you know, you could even ask him if he doesn't want to talk about it, you
00:55:00.300
could ask him, Hey, is it okay to ask you about it again?
00:55:02.820
You know, in a few weeks or something, is it okay if I check back in with you about this?
00:55:08.760
Because even then you're opening a little bit, if he, if he's willing to say yes, you're
00:55:12.420
opening a little bit of a door, you know, cause people have to be willing to get help
00:55:21.300
This is just, um, some of my own experience and things that I've seen.
00:55:28.120
Um, we have to be willing to get help for ourselves.
00:55:31.000
But sometimes I'll notice like if, like if, like I have a friend that's used that trick
00:55:41.080
on me before and it's a trick really, but it's not really, you know, you know, he asked
00:55:47.300
If I was having a problem with something, he's like, do you want to talk about it?
00:55:49.980
I'd be like, I don't want to, you know, I don't want to talk about it, but then he'd
00:55:51.880
be like, Hey, is it okay if I talk to you about it?
00:55:53.440
If I ask you about it again sometime, can I check back in with you about it again in a
00:56:02.080
And by agreeing to that, I'm, it's, it's slowly making me a little bit willing to hear something
00:56:11.180
Cause that's all your, that's all your, that an addict needs is willingness.
00:56:16.460
They just have to get a little willing and then willingness will grow.
00:56:20.520
So sometimes that's a way you, that you can maybe, you know, I'm not trying to trick your
00:56:26.600
dad, but it's also a way where you can create a way, Hey, I'm going to check back in about
00:56:32.720
And then when you do check back out in with an addict, it reminds them, Oh, this person cares
00:56:37.180
and, um, and connection is the, is the, is really the, is one of the biggest remedies for
00:56:49.660
Um, so anyway, I'm not sure if some of that makes sense, but you want to get a little bit
00:56:58.820
So sometimes if you get a no, it's like, Hey, can I check back in with you about it?
00:57:02.140
Um, but I'm sorry, you're going through that man.
00:57:05.400
And I'm happy that you care about your dad and, and I bet he's not happy about it, you
00:57:14.460
know, and he probably doesn't know where to start.
00:57:16.920
Um, but yeah, it's, you know, people have to want to help themselves, but sometimes we
00:57:25.240
can, um, we can help plant a little bit of seed of willingness by creating something
00:57:32.140
patience and a chance for a little bit of mild accountability in the sense like, Hey, can
00:57:42.800
And, uh, hang in there and, um, we'll holler, man.
00:57:48.980
And if you want to bring your dad out to a show, I'm happy to get you guys some tickets.
00:57:52.460
We don't have to say anything about this, but, uh, that'd be my treat, man.
00:58:02.140
Hey, Theo, this is Alex from, uh, little Olena, Wisconsin.
00:58:11.220
And, uh, glad you're here with us today, brother.
00:58:18.680
Um, today at the date of this call, at this exact time, my mother is 100% cancer free.
00:58:50.140
Today, at the date of this call, at this exact time, my mother is 100% cancer free.
00:58:59.940
She said, she texted me, she said, she rang the hell out of that bell.
00:59:05.620
That's, I thought I should just bless your day with some good news, just as I was.
00:59:11.380
And, uh, yeah, man, I just want to say, I listen to your podcast every day at work.
00:59:22.440
Uh, me and my girlfriend are going to see you at Green Bay.
00:59:27.800
And, uh, yeah, she surprised me with tickets, which I was very grateful for.
00:59:39.720
Wow, it sounds like you got really, two really great women in your life, man.
00:59:57.680
Yeah, the peace y'all must be able to feel for a little bit.
01:00:01.520
You know, we don't know sometimes the stresses that are going on in the back of our, man, it's
01:00:05.580
Yeah, one day a friend called me and he said, man, I'm finally getting into recovery, you
01:00:15.580
And man, I just suddenly just started kind of breaking down.
01:00:18.340
I didn't realize that, uh, that a part of me, it was almost like having a browser window
01:00:24.400
that was open on your computer, you know, but that you're not on the page had just been
01:00:28.460
running, you know, or just, you know, worrying.
01:00:31.720
And, you know, the same things that we all have, you know, just a part of me had been
01:00:36.060
in, you know, invested there and to get to have some peace there, um, you know, just
01:00:42.600
to feel a little bit of like hope, you know, a little bit of hope for relief and a little
01:01:04.120
I think benign means that mean, uh, the tumor's okay, Riley.
01:01:39.600
When you share that, it just puts something in me, you know, makes my eyes get up, makes
01:01:44.340
my eyes create a little bit of weather in them, you know?
01:02:11.860
Because we're seeing B, B, B teats out on the water and cancer-free on the land, baby.
01:02:35.420
And did you just meet her point blank or you had arranged to see her?
01:02:51.120
Yeah, she was wearing a dress and eating wings.
01:02:56.980
And you said, damn, baby, I know where to go with them wings, baby.
01:03:03.440
Or did you bring her some of those little wet napkins?
01:03:22.960
Okay, so now you guys have something in common.
01:03:32.180
Yeah, we just kept talking for, for about an hour.
01:03:40.220
If you had to use four words to describe this woman,
01:03:48.300
And all of them don't have to be the most positive.
01:07:42.880
Was there anything moving around in the distance or anything?
01:08:12.020
so that the woman doesn't feel like you're trying to like,
01:09:03.500
and that was your first time ever touching a woman's body like that?
01:09:36.800
It's still coming out of your nose sound stuffed up,
01:09:44.560
You've been yurping that little frickin' pants pencil,
01:11:06.440
I thought you said you were waiting until you were married.
01:11:33.540
how many times did you guys engage or what did you do after?
01:12:01.100
I can't believe she snuck in and stole that freaking batch,
01:12:06.380
Stole that first pitcher of Kool-Aid out of mom's Christmas closet,
01:12:40.560
I just can't believe that you've been out there just nutting all over and
01:13:08.520
Do you feel now when you're talking to a woman,
01:13:34.080
And did you have to pray about it or talk with your pastor about it?
01:13:36.260
Cause I know you were intent on waiting for marriage,
01:13:49.040
But you said you were waiting for marriage and now you're out here just
01:14:00.580
now you're out here getting people to pet that baby.
01:14:12.240
And you've been squirreling around that young gravy,
01:16:50.640
And finally you guys just took it to another level.
01:17:03.520
I can hear your nose is even stopped up with all of that.
01:17:09.520
I can't believe you didn't just lose weight in your legs,
01:17:44.980
is exactly when you think back on after you've had sex for the first time.
01:18:11.960
I was like reading out of a damn reader's digest or something.
01:18:21.560
being like a biological male or whatever they call it.
01:19:15.380
slurped you out because she knew about it and wanted to just get that gumption out of you?
01:20:00.500
somebody came in and just permed that little baby corn on Raleigh Mal.
01:20:06.580
And I noticed you just came in with more swagger.
01:20:23.080
couple of little ornaments on this little lobster.
01:20:30.420
thank you for supporting me and thank you for supporting yourself.
01:20:37.200
just letting us be a part of each other's worlds.
01:20:41.180
I don't know what exactly we're supposed to be doing,
01:20:43.520
but I feel like we're supposed to do something big.
01:21:21.580
I guess sometimes I'm just sharing things that I need to hear.
01:21:25.860
I can't believe we got to go interview some of the people we did last week.
01:21:36.220
exciting things to think about and be a part of and,
01:21:50.280
we thought that nut would never get out of your brother.
01:22:17.140
There is a light by stone keepers featuring David.
01:22:50.060
did you make like a sound or whatever when it happened?
01:23:21.380
Is the rising sun shining in the darkest valley.