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00:00:15.360 I have some new tour dates to tell you about.

00:00:18.140 These are new.

00:00:19.760 I'm going to let you know Colorado Springs in the Colorado, October 23rd.

00:00:25.360 Casper, Wyoming, October 24th.

00:00:27.460 Billings, Montana, October 25th.

00:00:30.760 And Missoula, Montana, on October 26th.

00:00:34.840 Looking forward to getting into that beautiful part of America.

00:00:39.220 Also, we have shows this weekend.

00:00:40.960 Las Vegas, August 30th and 31st.

00:00:44.220 Then Bend, Oregon.

00:00:45.360 Spokane, Portland.

00:00:47.320 Vancouver, Oklahoma City.

00:00:49.260 Northern Little Rock.

00:00:50.320 Springfield.

00:00:51.760 Kansas City.

00:00:52.680 Sioux Falls.

00:00:54.880 La Crosse.

00:00:55.780 See?

00:00:56.020 Cross, Green Bay, Moline, Lafayette, and Beaumont, Texas.

00:01:01.260 Get all your tickets at theovon.com slash T-O-U-R. 1.00

00:01:05.480 And thank you so much for supporting live comedy.

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00:01:13.160 And those aren't the prices that we are charging.

00:01:17.260 Gang. 0.66

00:01:17.820 I hope everybody's well today.

00:01:21.620 I was touching my legs earlier.

00:01:23.860 I never touch.

00:01:24.740 I realize as I get older, I never touch my legs.

00:01:30.480 I just, you know, I'll touch the top of them a little, but rarely do I just, I put my hands

00:01:35.140 just along my entire leg on each one.

00:01:37.540 And it just, I enjoyed it.

00:01:42.500 I, um, I enjoyed it.

00:01:45.900 So, um, good to be here.

00:01:49.320 And, uh, hope you're having a good day.

00:01:51.340 I, what's going on?

00:01:54.060 Um, we just did a run of shows up through, um, uh, Connecticut.

00:02:01.600 And, uh, Maine, and then out to Moncton, which is in New Brunswick, which, um, nobody,

00:02:12.680 but most people didn't know existed, to be honest with you.

00:02:14.880 Nothing against them.

00:02:15.720 People just, nobody, nobody knew.

00:02:18.860 And, uh, and then we went out there to Halifax and just beautiful, beautiful in the summertime,

00:02:26.280 that whole stretch and, you know, and I, and people like law, they like lobster out there.

00:02:34.440 I noticed that people like lobster.

00:02:39.360 And at first, you know, you get like, it's interesting because as you go along that coast

00:02:45.780 up there, it gets, you know, how people communicate about lobster gets, it changes.

00:02:54.260 I noticed that for sure.

00:02:57.120 Um, like you're, if you're in Providence, Rhode Island, a guy will run up with a gun and 0.99

00:03:01.860 be like, Hey, you want some fucking lobster, you know? 0.83

00:03:05.180 But as you get for, if you, if you, you know, it's, it gets less aggressive and just more 0.98

00:03:11.980 like into the word as you get up towards Maine, you know, they're like lobster.

00:03:17.540 You want some lobster and then, uh, bang about a banger, man. 0.93

00:03:22.860 Like you want some lobster, they just keep saying like everybody, like, I don't care if

00:03:31.140 you say it or not, but everybody you talk to wants to talk about lobster and then you

00:03:36.580 get further out to New Brunswick and Halifax and they're just like, yeah, I want some

00:03:40.720 love, you want, yeah, I want some lobster and it just, I, I, I, I'm amazed how just, I just,

00:03:54.380 I guess I'm amazed how much people, um, love lobster and that it just said it, people get

00:04:04.360 it, it's involved in every, you know, conversation as you go up that stretch of the country and

00:04:10.500 of the, uh, nation and of the world.

00:04:13.880 And we'll put some of it up on a map so you can see where I'm talking about, but everybody,

00:04:18.780 it just like, you want some lobster, no matter who you're talking to, they're like, yeah,

00:04:24.340 we're going to, um, have some lobster, you know, tip where Tiffany's having a baby. 1.00

00:04:30.860 And so somebody's cutting up a lobster over there.

00:04:37.140 So just fascinating to witness that.

00:04:40.520 And just, we were really on the, up on that lobster trail up there, um, but beautiful to

00:04:48.060 see in the, God, it's just like, um, nature is just showing her cooter up there. 0.97

00:04:54.140 It is that whole area is just like, God dang, mother nature got some new tits. 1.00

00:05:01.800 You feel me? 0.99

00:05:02.220 It's just like that, that kind of vibe up there.

00:05:04.840 So, um, that was beautiful.

00:05:07.500 We got to do that.

00:05:09.160 What else?

00:05:09.700 Um, went to a farmer's market, uh, yesterday.

00:05:16.920 I don't know if you've been to one of those recently.

00:05:19.200 Um, there's, we get there, there's a guy like selling a mitten, you know, he had one

00:05:23.640 mitten or whatever.

00:05:24.980 And he's, he's trying to, he was saying like, well, if you have, once the one hand is warm,

00:05:30.160 then you put it on the other hand.

00:05:31.300 I'm like, I just, if I'm doing mittens, dude, I'm doing both mittens.

00:05:36.140 You know, I'm not trying to be like a creep or whatever, but I just, I want to, I want to

00:05:42.760 do both mittens.

00:05:43.900 I don't want to, you know, I don't want to be some guy who's just swapping, putting a 0.98

00:05:48.320 fuck, you know, changing his mitten onto a different hand each day or each 40 minutes 0.99

00:05:54.080 or whatever. 1.00

00:05:54.500 So that was like a concept that guy had this guy, like one mitten Andy or whatever his

00:05:59.620 name was. 0.99

00:06:00.020 He had like a little booth and that, um, they just have the weirdest shit, you know, they 0.97

00:06:05.540 had a guy selling secondhand tomatoes. 0.95

00:06:07.880 And I'm like, dude, I, you know, I don't want, I just want to make, I just, I want the, I

00:06:16.300 want my own tomatoes, you know, I want tomatoes that have no mileage on them. 0.76

00:06:22.280 When I get that bitch, I don't want a bunch of old fingerprints on it or like, you know, 1.00

00:06:27.060 I don't want, um, the tomato, I want to, I don't want to look at the tomato and it remembers 0.99

00:06:32.220 it's old family or whatever.

00:06:34.100 I just want the tomato for the first time, you know?

00:06:40.080 And I feel like at farmer's markets, that's the stuff you get, you know, you get like a

00:06:43.540 lot of, like, you just get like a lot of crazy stuff at farmer's markets.

00:06:48.800 You know, you'll get, um, they had to do with like a bunch of lamb eggs or whatever.

00:06:54.140 Like he, he, he had like 11 lamb eggs.

00:06:58.480 And I'm like, how do you even egg a lamb?

00:07:01.560 How do you even get an egg out of a lamb?

00:07:04.200 You'll see some dude who had like the freshest milk or whatever. 0.69

00:07:07.480 It's like fresh milk is so, so fucking fresh, you know?

00:07:13.300 And there's like, like the most naturist dude is like, just has milk just pouring down his 1.00

00:07:20.360 fucking chest. 1.00

00:07:21.460 And, um, and it's just like thick milk. 1.00

00:07:26.000 And, uh, and if you put your ear up to the little jug of milk, jar of milk or whatever,

00:07:31.920 um, you can hear the cow wisp, you know, it's that fresh.

00:07:36.480 You can hear like the, um, cow just being like, this is my milk or whatever.

00:07:42.500 Just real super fresh stuff over there.

00:07:45.920 They had, everything's like farm to table and like, they had farm to table tables.

00:07:51.620 They had actual tables. 0.98

00:07:53.900 And I was like, damn, that's, that is, that's, that is, that's farm to table, you know? 0.99

00:08:01.080 Um, and then there's like little tents where like, there's like bitches selling whispers 1.00

00:08:05.980 and shit and you're like, what? 1.00

00:08:07.740 And yeah, for like $3, some, some bitch will whisper to you. 1.00

00:08:11.700 Uh, so that was crazy. 0.99

00:08:13.740 They had everything there.

00:08:14.560 They had like, um, they had like paleolithic eye drops or, uh, some dude in it with a baby

00:08:22.360 Bjorn with like a dachshund in it or something. 0.99

00:08:24.720 Um, and he's just giving him just fresh milk boy and he just, just bottle feeding a fucking 0.99

00:08:31.560 dachshund, some dude. 0.99

00:08:33.560 And, um, yeah.

00:08:35.500 And they have like real farmers and stuff.

00:08:37.340 And then they have just like, like lesbians that get up early or something that are saying 1.00

00:08:43.040 that they're farmers or whatever.

00:08:44.560 It was, um, I don't know.

00:08:47.520 It was just, it was a farmer's market, man.

00:08:49.500 You've been there.

00:08:50.200 They got carrots. 0.99

00:08:51.120 They got fucking, um, you know, you can get your, you know, 0.99

00:08:54.720 you can get your name carved in a carrot or something, you know, uh, Scotty was here 0.99

00:09:01.000 or something, 1997 or something, you know, just shit like that. 0.99

00:09:05.180 They'll do that kind of shit. 0.99

00:09:06.380 Like carrot carvings, uh, you know, there's people will fucking, there's some girl with 1.00

00:09:13.620 big lips and she'll just suck earwax right out of your skull for fucking nine bucks, that 1.00

00:09:18.800 kind of stuff, man. 1.00

00:09:19.840 Um, so that was that, that was, uh, yeah, that was, I guess kind of some of what's been

00:09:30.700 happening.

00:09:31.040 A lot of touring.

00:09:31.760 Thank you to everybody that's come out recently.

00:09:34.220 Um, I'm a little tired today.

00:09:36.620 I'm going to like a wellness, uh, retreat for a few days.

00:09:40.180 So I'm looking forward to that.

00:09:43.040 Um, what else?

00:09:46.140 Um, well, there's more.

00:09:48.260 We'll talk about it, man.

00:09:49.580 We'll talk about it in just a second.

00:09:51.200 Um, I want us to get into the episode.

00:09:53.260 Um, so yeah, I feel a little all over the place, but that's okay.

00:09:58.920 You know, that's sometimes how we feel.

00:10:01.260 And, uh, yeah, I just, I wanted to, uh, yeah, to just spend time today, baby.

00:10:08.080 Praise God.

00:10:08.720 Let's get into it gang, baby. 0.97

00:10:15.700 This is, there is a light.

00:10:17.300 Whenever you're down, out in the cold, faithless and die, your story's untold.

00:10:29.840 Come take my hand and walk there with me.

00:10:34.780 I know a place where we can be free.

00:10:39.980 There is a light shining for you, guiding your way, helping you through.

00:10:51.940 And shadows and gloom are all that you see.

00:10:57.920 We'll find a place where we can be free.

00:11:02.820 Gang, baby. 0.75

00:11:05.580 That is, there is a light by the stone keepers featuring David Manuel.

00:11:12.740 Well, and if you like that music, uh, or that style of music, then you like it.

00:11:20.880 And that's okay.

00:11:23.480 Um, what's going on?

00:11:26.860 Um, been, oh, yeah, been, uh, quite a time.

00:11:31.080 I went to, uh, professional bull riding the other night.

00:11:33.940 And I've been involved in some pretty, you know, some naughty stuff, baby.

00:11:41.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:42.080 I've done some things with some ladies that you definitely, you know, you'd cover the kid's eyes type of behavior. 1.00

00:11:51.100 But I've never seen any of the, uh, this, uh, I don't want to call it romance or whatever that's going on.

00:12:02.060 Um, but they just, cause they get these young fellas, a lot of them, and they put them on these animals' backs.

00:12:10.620 And I don't know if the, if the bulls are male or female, that's the part that, you know, cause I'd ride a, you know, I've been on some thick things, baby.

00:12:20.840 But, you know, and that's, hell, that's, you know, if you don't, if you can't afford heat, baby, that's what you got to do, baby.

00:12:30.600 You know, a thick girl, baby, that's just that wiener mitten, baby. 1.00

00:12:34.800 If it's winter, you know, that it is what it is, baby.

00:12:37.220 That's love. 0.83

00:12:38.580 That's the dang Lord's fricking love, baby. 0.91

00:12:41.540 Um, but, uh, what was I saying? 0.96

00:12:45.720 Oh yeah, but I don't, so yeah, I don't know if there's any, I guess there's no eroticism in it, but I'm sure for some of the fans there is.

00:12:55.380 Um, but watching that was fascinating.

00:12:57.860 My buddy, Matt West, he's been on this podcast before.

00:13:00.600 Um, him and Jess Lockwood came on and, uh, he invited me over there to PBR to watch the, uh, watch the games go on.

00:13:12.020 And it was fascinating, man.

00:13:13.140 It's great.

00:13:13.900 If you get to go do that or rodeo, you know, I talk about that a lot.

00:13:16.920 I love those events.

00:13:18.640 Um, and I'm surprised that there's not more gay men watching rodeo. 0.99

00:13:25.620 I think, you know, especially for the times when it's a male rider on a male, um, animal, because you can't see that kind of, you know, you got to pay a lot of money to watch some illegal shit. 0.97

00:13:43.360 You know, some illegal streams probably to see some of the stuff that's, you can almost witness or imagine when you see some of these, uh, fellas, you know, just, I mean, just riding these animals. 0.78

00:13:59.220 Cause God, and it's, yeah, it's like, I don't know.

00:14:03.780 Some of it, some of it's a lot, but, um, yeah.

00:14:09.000 What else dude?

00:14:10.220 Uh, we went to interview Donald Trump and that was crazy, bro.

00:14:14.840 I'm like, we go up there and now there's like a lot of secret service getting into, it was at Bedminster golf course.

00:14:23.220 So there's a lot of secret service getting in there.

00:14:26.300 So you got to stop here.

00:14:28.280 And this guy kind of touches your pockets or whatever.

00:14:30.700 And this guy, you know, somebody's reading your ribs or whatever.

00:14:35.520 They got a mystic out there reading your ribs.

00:14:37.800 They got to, um, you know, people patting you down, people patting you up.

00:14:42.640 One dude's patting you up.

00:14:43.900 I'm like, oh, this guy's, you know, obviously doesn't have a wife.

00:14:48.140 Um, and so, yeah, you stop.

00:14:51.200 There's a couple of locations.

00:14:52.120 You got to stop and get frisked and padded and wanded and wizarded.

00:14:56.120 And, um, yeah, they just ask you craziest questions, you know, like, they'll be like, uh, what's your middle name?

00:15:02.180 You know? 1.00

00:15:02.460 And then they'll be like, oh, does your mother fuck a lot? 1.00

00:15:04.580 And you're like, what? 1.00

00:15:06.120 I don't know.

00:15:06.480 You know, they, but they're trying to, you know, see where you're at and see if you know anybody from Russia or whatever.

00:15:11.360 And I had like 40 minutes from when I got there to when it was time to do the interview.

00:15:17.520 So only had a limited amount of time.

00:15:19.600 And I had to, you know, I had my clothes with me.

00:15:21.840 I had my, uh, suit coat and I had two shirts.

00:15:27.060 I had a one pair of boots, one pair of regular shoes and, um, uh, bathroom kit, hairspray, just to, you know, you know, look the, look the best that you could.

00:15:41.440 And I was super nervous to get in the room and I'm just kind of making sure, you know, the producers, uh, Zach and Nick are there.

00:15:49.040 Um, my tour manager, Bizzle was there, um, my right hand man.

00:15:53.520 And so we were, you know, just getting everything like organized and making sure it all looks, you know, um, just like we normally do making sure everything is legitimate.

00:16:03.820 And, and then they had, and they had like the flags in the background. 0.98

00:16:07.740 I'm like, holy shit, bro. 0.99

00:16:09.720 We are, you know, we are, well, this is like the damn pledge of allegiance came to life, bro. 0.99

00:16:16.760 It was, you know, it just felt super real at that moment. 0.98

00:16:20.860 And there's like, uh, um, there was a secret service guy and kind of over just like in one corner of the room.

00:16:32.600 I believe it was, it was just a guy and I, and he was kind of by the, near the restroom.

00:16:36.420 And so I was like, I've kind of afraid to go piss or whatever.

00:16:38.960 Cause I didn't want, you know, I don't know if they, if they're like listening to you piss or whatever.

00:16:44.040 I don't know what they're, everything that they do or whatever, you know, if he's like, thinks I'm like, you know, using PP or piss or whatever to do like Morse code into the water or something, you know, I, I don't know all their training or whatever.

00:17:00.380 So I'm like super scared in there.

00:17:02.360 And I was, I, yeah, I, um, ended up just peeing in what they had a, uh, cup, like a red solo cup that I brought in there with me.

00:17:09.080 And I peed in it and then just poured it into the toilet, dude, like along the side of the toilet wall.

00:17:14.700 So it would be real quiet.

00:17:15.760 You know, I just, I was kind of, I think I was getting super paranoid and then, um, so anyway, it starts to get like, uh, we talk with his advisors.

00:17:29.340 People start to kind of come in just to make sure everything's cool.

00:17:32.040 Um, and this room has all been like, uh, searched or whatever.

00:17:37.580 And, uh, you know, drug dog, bomb dog, uh, sword.

00:17:43.500 I think they had a sword dog come in.

00:17:46.560 Um, two dogs just came in. 1.00

00:17:48.740 We're like, who the fuck are these dogs, dude? 0.99

00:17:50.660 You know? 0.99

00:17:51.160 And one of them ate a thing of peanut butter crackers that, uh, my buddy had.

00:17:54.340 But, um, so anyway, so we're sitting there and like, you know, I'm going through like my questions and my thoughts and, you know, uh, and yeah, I was just nervous.

00:18:07.100 It's like, you know, uh, yeah, I was just kind of mostly I was just nervous.

00:18:12.740 I think, you know, I'd met, uh, Donald Trump before a few times, uh, at UFC and, um, I'd met his sons enough.

00:18:22.600 So that, um, you know, right when I saw him, I could say, Hey, uh, you know, I met you with Dana White and yeah.

00:18:30.780 So he comes in and I kind of walked over after he came in.

00:18:33.300 Cause he was like, not in the little place where we're shooting yet.

00:18:37.100 And just like, you know, said, Hey, and, um, just let him know I was thankful for his time.

00:18:44.020 And, and then we sat down and sorry if this is getting boring.

00:18:49.720 I'm just trying to think, uh, we sat down and yeah.

00:18:52.980 And then, yeah, we just went through the interview, you know?

00:18:58.180 Um, and I thought one thing that was nice.

00:19:01.500 I thought it was nice that he said that his, uh, son, um, had, had, uh, had been the plug to have me come in.

00:19:10.540 You know, um, I know Dana White had, had obviously helped a ton and made it happen, but, um, that he'd asked his son, is this a guy's, uh, podcast that I should do?

00:19:22.140 So I thought that was kind of neat just to know that he like, you know, checks in with his son, Baron or whatever about, um, about different stuff, you know?

00:19:31.360 Uh, so that was, that was, yeah, it was cool.

00:19:35.780 It just went so fast.

00:19:36.780 I only had a kind of a limited amount of time and it went so fast.

00:19:40.820 And the next thing, you know, we had to wrap it up and I was like, I couldn't, I wanted to ask like one more good question, but I didn't know what to ask.

00:19:50.120 Um, and I know that, um, sorry, I'm saying, um, a lot guys, I think I'm nervous even reciting this for some reason.

00:19:57.280 I think I just feel, um, yeah, I just feel like, uh, a lot, I think I just feel like a lot of energy or something.

00:20:11.100 I'm not sure.

00:20:12.600 Um, I feel kind of activated, I guess.

00:20:16.180 That's where I'm at today.

00:20:18.340 So, oh, so I had one more question and I wanted to ask him, uh, Michael Jackson used to live in one of the buildings that he owned.

00:20:27.280 So I wanted to ask him about that because, you know, we've been trying to learn about Michael Jackson.

00:20:34.040 So yeah, that was it.

00:20:36.460 And then it went pretty quick and then he had to go do something.

00:20:40.040 There was some, you know, the next thing that he had to go do.

00:20:43.440 And then some of the workers came up, uh, that worked at the golf course and we walked around and took some photos.

00:20:50.580 Um, I got to meet, uh, Ivanka Trump and her husband, Jared, which was pretty cool.

00:20:57.900 And it's rich there, dude.

00:20:58.960 They got a nice, they got a pool where all the umbrellas are nice.

00:21:05.860 You know what I'm talking about?

00:21:07.160 The umbrellas are nicer than, um, it's the kind of umbrella where they take it away when the rain comes.

00:21:13.940 You ever been in somebody's place like that?

00:21:17.340 Like when it rains, they put the umbrellas away cause they don't want them to get messed up.

00:21:21.980 And it's like, well, that's its job.

00:21:24.740 So they had nice umbrellas.

00:21:26.620 They were like probably 200 thread counter 700.

00:21:29.160 And, um, yeah.

00:21:35.100 And the umbrellas, I think had a special pattern on them or something.

00:21:37.520 This was what somebody was telling me.

00:21:38.840 One of the security guys was telling me there's a special pattern on the umbrellas where birds will not defecate on that, on that umbrella.

00:21:45.980 If they're passing by because it's like an optical illusion or something.

00:21:50.020 So I thought that that was pretty cool, man.

00:21:51.900 When you got enough money or enough nice stuff where you're, you know, the birds aren't even shitting on you. 0.99

00:21:57.600 You're like, damn, that's nice, you know? 1.00

00:22:02.780 And that's crazy to know that just cause if you're poor, the birds shit on you. 1.00

00:22:07.360 So that was like, that kind of blew my mind. 0.99

00:22:10.180 I was like, damn, I want to make enough money one day where the bird, where, where, you know, I'm free of these, you know, these chains of bird shit or whatever that bind us. 0.98

00:22:22.460 Um, what else was interesting about it? 0.99

00:22:25.940 I'm not trying to brag about it.

00:22:27.880 I just think that some people would think that it's interesting.

00:22:30.840 You know, I wanted to talk with him.

00:22:32.380 I wanted to learn more about his, just his family a little bit if I could.

00:22:37.020 Yeah.

00:22:37.400 I wanted to ask that Michael Jackson question and I forgot.

00:22:39.920 I wanted to ask if I thought that if he, if he thought that he had a better chance of running against Biden or Kamala and yeah.

00:22:52.660 And then I just wanted to talk to him.

00:22:54.200 You know, I wanted to, you know, I know he had a brother that passed away from alcoholism and I wanted to, uh, just to, to talk about that, just to learn about it a little bit and, and see what that was like, you know?

00:23:09.020 Cause I know that a lot of times we talk about that stuff on here and if people, if there's a way to talk about it with people.

00:23:15.540 So, but yeah, I was super nervous.

00:23:18.620 It even makes me nervous.

00:23:19.520 I think even thinking about it, uh, I wore like a suit coat or something. 0.95

00:23:26.740 Um, and that made me, you know, that just makes you fucking nervous. 0.99

00:23:30.800 You, you know, you just feel like a damn stuffed animal when you put those things on. 0.98

00:23:35.340 You feel like just a little teddy bear or something, you know, you feel like you're just supposed to do, you know, like you're just supposed to get angry at your secretary or something and, uh, and then cheat on your spouse or whatever. 1.00

00:23:47.220 You know, just the, you know, you just feel like you just can't handle it kind of shit. 0.78

00:23:52.380 Like those jackets kind of make me feel like that too, but I wanted to, um, be respectful. 0.96

00:23:58.540 You know, it's definitely, it's a respectful environment.

00:24:04.660 And I'd never gotten to talk to a president.

00:24:06.820 I mean, you know, I'd gotten to say, you know, see one kind of in passing and, um, but it was just fascinating.

00:24:13.100 So that was, yeah, that was fascinating, man.

00:24:15.960 And, um, and then, oh, this was one thing that was really cool.

00:24:21.180 So afterwards there's a restaurant at the, at the golf club in Bedminster.

00:24:27.560 You know, it's really, I mean, it's, it's beautiful, but the grass all looks like it actually went to super cuts, you know, not like a, just somebody did it with a mower.

00:24:37.740 It's like, you know, like somebody, you know, it's like the, the, the lawn looks like it waited in a chair for its appointment with a barber.

00:24:48.340 It's just nice.

00:24:49.100 And, um, oh, and there's secret service.

00:24:52.860 This is the craziest part.

00:24:54.500 So there's people playing golf and then there's just secret little setups of secret service people with can't, I don't know if they're cannons or whatever, you know, hand cannons or something.

00:25:05.000 And, uh, you know, artillery just placed in different spots.

00:25:09.140 So, yeah, I think you just got to be careful where you hit, where you hit your ball over there.

00:25:14.260 But so there's a restaurant, so we go up there and I'm sitting and I'm eating dinner, uh, before I have to leave, I'm getting some dinner with one of his staff members and we're sitting at a table.

00:25:27.060 It's just me and him.

00:25:28.400 Um, the guy I'd been communicating with, his name is Alex.

00:25:31.240 Nice guy, really creative guy.

00:25:34.080 And then Trump comes up for dinner at some point.

00:25:36.300 I didn't know this.

00:25:37.660 And they play the song proud to be an American when he comes up, right.

00:25:41.100 Which is kind of, it's crazy, you know, it's a vibe and, and, uh, but they play it.

00:25:49.540 And so the song, so everybody's standing up and kind of clapping and, um, and you think the song's over, right.

00:25:55.700 It's a kind of a long song.

00:25:57.500 And then it's like, you think it's like over and then it's like, and I'm proud of it does it one more time.

00:26:04.380 You're like, all right, let's go for this ride again.

00:26:06.800 And then he sits there, he keeps at his table, he keeps the iPad with the aux cord or whatever.

00:26:13.160 And so throughout the meal, he's just playing songs.

00:26:16.680 You know, he played, uh, what did he play?

00:26:20.220 He played some poison, I think unskinny bop at one point, I think trying to remember.

00:26:26.500 Um, he played, oh, during soup, they played a trick daddy, which I thought was, that was awesome.

00:26:35.920 Um, you know, I've never had soup to trick daddy.

00:26:38.720 And then, uh, baby, cause I'm a thug.

00:26:43.620 And then, oh, at dessert, I, during dessert, they played smooth criminal, which I thought was the best thing ever, bro.

00:26:51.440 Uh, so anyway, the whole thing was, it was just interesting.

00:26:58.020 You know, it was like, and it all happened so fast.

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00:29:36.260 Yeah.

00:29:37.080 And that's what went on, man.

00:29:39.260 You know, that was the interview and, um, what else?

00:29:44.040 Oh, something that great that was, that happened recently, we got to go over to Stowe, Vermont and go swimming.

00:29:51.120 They had like a beautiful, uh, it's like a beautiful town.

00:29:55.380 If you've never been there, it's really great.

00:29:57.900 Even in the summer, I think it's a skiing place, but apparently the skiing, I think is like, um, it's like East coast skiing, whatever that means.

00:30:06.160 I'm not sure what it means, but, but during the summer, it's nice to have all these like, uh, places you can swim and cliffs.

00:30:12.620 And we went fishing up on this like kind of small mountaintop or this like really high hill.

00:30:19.420 Um, yeah, that was pretty magical.

00:30:23.160 I'd never gotten to be in that area.

00:30:25.680 So that was pretty stunning to be up there and, uh, and just be even close to where people start talking about.

00:30:32.020 Yeah, it's like, however you can say, whoever says lobster, the deepest is like the best person in town or whatever.

00:30:42.500 It gets to be the mayor.

00:30:43.940 Once you get into Maine and up there out in a, you know, that Eastern Canada, it's like lobster.

00:30:52.540 Every now and then there'd be like a Mexican guy and he'd be like lobster. 1.00

00:30:56.440 And he'd be like, hey, lobster.

00:30:58.520 He'd be like, ha, ha, ha, this guy, he's doing it differently, you know? 0.94

00:31:03.420 Cause there's all, there's the old fashioned white guy who's like lobster. 1.00

00:31:07.580 And then you'd have the Mexican guy that's like, hey, lobster, you know? 1.00

00:31:11.900 Hey, que paso, que lobster.

00:31:15.380 Um, and then you'd have a brother in there and be like, lost, oh, lost, oh, lost, oh, lost, oh.

00:31:23.200 Where these hoes at? 1.00

00:31:24.580 Lost, oh, lost, oh.

00:31:25.520 So anyway, that's what's going on over here.

00:31:29.000 You ever had a lobster?

00:31:32.480 Riley Mao, you ever had any lobster?

00:31:34.620 I have.

00:31:35.740 Nice, brother.

00:31:36.440 And where'd you have it?

00:31:37.240 Is that a traditional food in your, um, aquarium or whatever?

00:31:42.580 Uh, it is not.

00:31:43.980 Okay.

00:31:44.300 Okay, and where'd you have it at, Buddy Bear?

00:31:49.140 I had it up in Boston.

00:31:50.800 Ooh, yeah. 1.00

00:31:52.960 That's where they'll punch the fucking lobster to death. 1.00

00:31:57.300 They, they, they, they, they fucking fist cook it. 1.00

00:32:00.300 They'll be like, get it, get it, get it, get it. 0.99

00:32:02.520 They hit it 45 times in a row, you know?

00:32:06.840 And that's where some girl up there will give a lobster, 1.00

00:32:09.440 fricking BJ wearing a, uh, uh, Kevin Uclis jersey or something.

00:32:14.200 Um, you know, or a Dustin Pedroia jersey and she's up there BJ in a lobster. 1.00

00:32:20.780 Was it good up there, Buddy?

00:32:23.760 It was.

00:32:25.280 Nice, man.

00:32:26.260 Uh, what's been keeping you busy, Riley Mao?

00:32:29.580 Uh, you know, just, just working.

00:32:32.820 Oh, yeah?

00:32:33.640 Yeah.

00:32:34.100 And you're feeling good.

00:32:34.980 How's your health and your body and everything?

00:32:37.360 Uh, really good.

00:32:39.040 Really good.

00:32:39.660 And how do you know if you're healthy?

00:32:42.640 What signs do you get from your body?

00:32:47.500 Um, you know, just if I feel good, I feel good.

00:32:52.540 Alrighty.

00:32:54.260 Um, anything new in the dating world?

00:32:58.340 Uh, kinda.

00:33:00.840 Yeah.

00:33:01.380 What you got, you little squirrel buddy?

00:33:02.980 What happened?

00:33:04.260 Um, well, back in March, I, uh, had a little, little incident with a, with a girl.

00:33:12.020 You had an incident?

00:33:13.920 And was a, you mean like, was a cops involved or it was?

00:33:18.100 No, it was more, um, I met her at a bar.

00:33:21.780 Mm-hmm.

00:33:22.580 And then went home with her that night.

00:33:25.700 Whoa, whoa, bro.

00:33:28.500 And where was the Lord, brother?

00:33:30.360 That's what I want to know.

00:33:31.320 Uh, he was up there.

00:33:34.040 Wow.

00:33:35.460 Okay, bet, man.

00:33:36.860 Um, all right, we'll come back.

00:33:38.340 I want to talk to you about it in just a minute, man.

00:33:40.060 I want to take a couple of calls.

00:33:41.880 I want to look through a little bit of news here.

00:33:45.100 Um, what happened?

00:33:46.480 I see, oh, Trump brought out RFK Jr. in Arizona.

00:33:52.080 Um, you know, we got to have Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump come on.

00:33:56.540 You know, I, I loved, uh, Bernie Sanders.

00:33:59.580 I, I felt like he got really just screwed over by his party.

00:34:03.360 I thought that that was really messed up.

00:34:05.380 I'd always hoped that they would have had a, uh, Trump and Sanders ticket.

00:34:08.800 I thought that that would have been interesting.

00:34:11.400 You know, I know people don't like politics and stuff.

00:34:13.840 And I'm not, uh, I'm not, I don't really care who people support.

00:34:19.140 You know, I think it's good to vote for sure.

00:34:23.540 I sometimes wonder what our vote means anymore, but, but that's out of our control right now.

00:34:29.100 Um, you just do the best you can and you go vote.

00:34:32.160 Um, that's what I feel like, or for me, you know, I'm not telling anybody to do, you do

00:34:36.940 whatever you want.

00:34:37.520 Um, but I thought this was interesting though.

00:34:43.140 Uh, oh, because I always thought it would be interesting if you had like whoever didn't

00:34:50.700 win the presidency should be the vice president.

00:34:52.780 That way you still, you have to have like a, not an enemy, but somebody who has different

00:34:57.600 views in your same thing so that you guys have to like negotiate and figure out the best

00:35:03.460 thing for everyone, you know, that's something that I always kind of wished, uh, that that's

00:35:09.760 the way that things were, you know?

00:35:12.240 Um, so like if a Republican one, then the democratic nominee was the vice president.

00:35:19.000 And if the democratic one, then the Republican nominee was the vice president.

00:35:22.340 I always thought that that would be interesting because then it creates constant, constantly

00:35:27.020 where it would seem like you're having to work together to get, um, a solution on different

00:35:32.900 topics and stuff, but I'm novice and things like that.

00:35:35.600 I don't know.

00:35:36.820 Um, but yeah, getting to meet with Bernie was amazing as well.

00:35:41.160 Uh, I'll talk more about that next week.

00:35:45.380 Um, what else was I thinking?

00:35:46.860 Oh, but Trump brought out RFK Jr., you know, and I love Bobby Kennedy.

00:35:52.820 You know, he and I have been friends for years.

00:35:55.400 Uh, he is, people can think whatever, he's an awesome guy.

00:36:01.040 You know, he's just a good guy.

00:36:02.140 He's a, he's, I feel like he's just dedicated.

00:36:04.640 He cares.

00:36:05.160 He's smart.

00:36:06.260 Um, and I think he wants wellness for people.

00:36:09.820 And so that's why I think it was pretty fascinating that, um, that Trump offered him a spot if,

00:36:16.720 if he gets the election and the Democrats kind of shot themselves in the, uh, in the wiener

00:36:22.160 or the trans wiener or whatever people have to have. 0.94

00:36:25.520 And I'm not claiming anybody has anything, but because they should have, you know, they

00:36:29.840 didn't really make it, they made it so hard on Bobby to get on the ballots that he didn't

00:36:35.380 really have a choice except to, um, kind of join a side with, with the hopes and the

00:36:43.900 promise it seems like that he will get to be, um, in charge of, or spearhead the things

00:36:52.320 that he cares about most, which are people's health, uh, and, um, getting like big pharma

00:36:59.140 out of, out of our bodies, you know, and out of our influence and everything, I guess, I don't

00:37:06.060 know.

00:37:06.280 I'm rambling.

00:37:06.920 I'm gonna get off politics now because, uh, people have different thoughts about it.

00:37:10.640 But anyway, I just thought that that, that, that was interesting.

00:37:13.560 It's funny.

00:37:14.180 Cause it seems like Trump is just being different.

00:37:18.140 You know, even when you saw, like when he brought out Bobby Kennedy, he like, it was just

00:37:22.620 more, it's felt more thoughtful than he had like spoken in the past, um, you know, I don't

00:37:32.120 know, just seemed kind of interesting, but that, but I thought that that was, that that's

00:37:36.140 super, that, that Bobby has a chance to get a job, uh, or not a job, but a, uh, cause he

00:37:42.220 doesn't need a job, but, but that he has a chance to get like, to do what he really cares

00:37:48.240 about.

00:37:48.960 I thought that that was pretty super.

00:37:50.220 So, um, and then people, you know, you know, people say, oh, well, Trump, you know, people

00:38:02.220 often refer to Trump as like a shady businessman, but it's funny because politics now, it's not

00:38:09.580 like who's the best person or anything anymore.

00:38:11.860 Really politics, the whole thing is a shady business.

00:38:15.980 It's, it's, it's, it's about the, it's so you need a dog in there.

00:38:29.820 I think that's one thing I'm realizing you need a dog in there because yeah, politics is

00:38:36.140 just a dirty business.

00:38:37.080 So yeah, you don't, you don't, you don't hire a peacekeeper to do a thug's job.

00:38:41.260 Um, I know that, uh, so anyway, what else happened?

00:38:47.280 There's a U S pilot, it says here who took magic mushrooms and tried to cut the engines

00:38:51.700 while they were in, in midair, I guess.

00:38:54.640 Oh, this is pretty interesting.

00:38:58.440 Um, an Alaskan airlines pilot who attempted to shut off the engines of a passenger plane

00:39:02.600 mid-flight after ingesting magic mushrooms said his actions were unfathomable.

00:39:07.380 And some of his first public remarks after he was indicted on 83 counts of reckless endangerment.

00:39:12.680 Wow.

00:39:14.300 Unless he was listening to that song.

00:39:15.940 I just want to fly by sugar Ray.

00:39:19.720 If he played that while he did it, that's kind of a vibe.

00:39:22.180 I don't know.

00:39:23.200 I've never been a pilot on drugs.

00:39:27.840 What else?

00:39:28.440 The Taliban says it wants people to visit Afghanistan.

00:39:32.520 I'm good.

00:39:33.300 No, you know, I'm good.

00:39:37.980 Um, and yeah, that's what we got, man.

00:39:42.360 We're going to get to some calls here in just a second.

00:39:44.440 And then we'll check back in with Riley Mao and see what's going on, baby.

00:39:49.380 And seeing if that little bust guppy has some, uh, if he's been churning that butter, baby,

00:39:56.340 you know what I'm saying?

00:39:57.260 If he's been buttering that lobster, we'll be right back.

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00:43:24.280 Let's take a couple calls here.

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00:43:33.520 Yeah.

00:43:34.060 And sorry, I'm all over the place today, guys.

00:43:35.720 I'm it's it.

00:43:39.360 Last week was just, it was crazy, man.

00:43:41.640 You know, it was crazy and yeah, everything's good.

00:43:49.040 I'm just looking forward to having a break.

00:43:51.340 So here we go.

00:43:53.840 Hi, Theo.

00:43:55.040 I am calling from Nashville slash Franklin, Tennessee.

00:44:01.140 Nashville, Tennessee, baby.

00:44:02.800 Beautiful area.

00:44:04.520 Small city.

00:44:06.480 Big town.

00:44:08.020 Can't cheat on your wife.

00:44:09.580 Not that kind of place.

00:44:11.640 Um, somebody will know.

00:44:14.420 Onward.

00:44:15.500 Um, I have a little like story slash, uh, issue.

00:44:21.040 Um, I wanted to get your thoughts on.

00:44:23.720 Um, I have a friend who has been dating this guy for three months and, um, she already doesn't

00:44:32.040 have a, like a whole lot of security, not a whole lot of money.

00:44:35.680 Um, and now she's just revealed to me that this guy is, um, he is homeless.

00:44:42.040 Mm-hmm.

00:44:43.240 So I just wanted to get your thoughts on that.

00:44:45.980 Yeah.

00:44:47.360 Well, guys are homeless.

00:44:48.840 You know, there's guys, sometimes you see them and they don't, they don't have a home

00:44:55.220 around them, you know, and that's the guys we're talking about.

00:44:58.940 And, um, yeah, look, first of all, if she's dating a homeless guy and she's probably there,

00:45:07.380 I'm guessing they're probably making love if they've been dating for three months, then, 0.99

00:45:12.300 you know, a vagina is just a little home, bro. 1.00

00:45:16.900 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:45:17.720 And it's just a studio apartment for your wiener, baby. 0.95

00:45:20.980 And so it's a start, you know?

00:45:26.260 So it may not have the square footage that he's looking for, but I think it's a start.

00:45:31.260 And so I'm just glad to see that.

00:45:34.920 I mean, nothing will make that dude want to get a home more probably, you know?

00:45:42.100 I mean, definitely. 0.55

00:45:43.200 I, dude, I touch a nice tit. 0.99

00:45:44.660 I want to make sure, you know, I want to buy a damn Jeep Cherokee or something. 0.99

00:45:48.260 I, you know, you want to get, you want to get something, you know, it makes you want 0.97

00:45:52.040 to, you know, keep trying.

00:45:54.640 So praise God to that.

00:45:56.440 And I'm glad that she's out there servicing those boys.

00:45:59.520 You know, I see some homeless guys.

00:46:01.180 A lot of times I give them a dollar, but I'd love to give them, you know, half a can of

00:46:05.380 Peugeot or something, you know, that they could, you know, that they, you know, that they'd

00:46:10.600 really enjoy or something.

00:46:11.860 They should have a dang can, Peugeot.

00:46:15.260 So you could just, you know, you know, crack open a can and give it to, you know, big Samuel

00:46:22.060 or whoever, you know, whoever's who's over there just, you know, just nibbling on his

00:46:25.960 own sweater and hoping God sees him, you know, praise God, baby.

00:46:30.880 So, um, let's take another call here.

00:46:36.280 Great to see you.

00:46:37.420 First time caller to this podcast or any podcast.

00:46:41.380 Thank you for the call, brother.

00:46:43.000 And as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503.

00:46:48.400 Onward.

00:46:48.820 Uh, I wanted to call in and say, I thought you did a really good job with the Bernie Sanders

00:46:54.460 interview.

00:46:55.120 I thought your questions were well-prepared and smart.

00:46:58.500 Uh, I thought that you raised sort of good counterpoints to some of Bernie's ideas that

00:47:04.160 I feel like, you know, people might want to hear addressed.

00:47:08.880 Um, overall, just a really strong interview.

00:47:11.280 Thanks for doing it.

00:47:12.940 Thank you, man.

00:47:13.960 Yeah.

00:47:14.220 I appreciate it, dude.

00:47:14.980 I was so excited.

00:47:16.660 I mean, I was, um, yeah, uh, yeah, I'll talk about that a little more next week about what

00:47:23.520 the exact experience was like, but, um, yeah, I was just, yeah, it was crazy, you know, cause

00:47:31.420 here's a figure that I thought was really neat.

00:47:33.360 And, you know, I admire some of his policies and I, you know, and some people can say, well,

00:47:38.100 these guys are all shills for this.

00:47:40.160 And I don't know about all that.

00:47:42.880 You know, I know that politics is very dirty and I know that even these men will say that

00:47:48.940 democracy is, it's money-based.

00:47:53.360 So it's bought and paid for.

00:47:54.900 I mean, you know, um, but I, yeah, I liked, well, some stuff that I learned from talking

00:48:01.840 with Bernie, I was able to ask Trump about, you know, so it really helped me.

00:48:06.540 Um, but I like, I just like his vitriol.

00:48:11.880 It just, you know, I like seeing a, you know, my dad was really old when I was a kid.

00:48:15.900 So that's my reference for, I mean, Bernie, you know, Bernie's the age.

00:48:20.600 How old is Bernie Sanders, Riley?

00:48:26.240 He is 82.

00:48:30.260 He's 82.

00:48:31.580 Yeah.

00:48:31.900 So when I was 12, my father was 82.

00:48:33.920 So I see him, you know, just like, you know, I think there's, um, I don't know.

00:48:40.340 I, there's something about, I don't know.

00:48:43.880 I can't explain it exactly, but so to see those men still, you know, going and doing things

00:48:49.040 and having determination, um, for things that they believe in, you know, and then, and then

00:48:56.040 I choose to believe that they believe in them.

00:48:58.660 And, uh, yeah, I don't know.

00:49:00.980 I, there's something about it that that's all that that's awesome to me.

00:49:05.200 So yeah.

00:49:06.360 Thank you, bro.

00:49:07.160 It was definitely, what was that like?

00:49:10.700 It was so, he just, uh, I'll talk about it next week.

00:49:14.840 I'll talk about it next week, man.

00:49:16.400 Uh, next Tuesday's episode, I'll talk about it a little bit, but yeah, I just, I can't

00:49:20.780 even believe it.

00:49:21.340 You know, I got to see these folks and, um, and have them come on and, and yeah.

00:49:25.200 And you know, the simple fact about the healthcare, it's just, it's, it's sick.

00:49:31.420 It, there's a, it's a huge scam and everybody, we're all just living in this scam and our politicians

00:49:38.540 aren't protecting us.

00:49:39.480 It's, it's, it's unbelievable. 0.99

00:49:40.260 So that shit gets me activated, bro. 0.99

00:49:43.940 You know, when people are sick and you take advantage, it's just, uh, but thank you, bro. 1.00

00:49:51.060 Not trying to get into policy or, you know, I don't know about policy.

00:49:54.580 Um, what else?

00:49:59.520 Let's do one.

00:50:02.340 Here we go.

00:50:04.080 Hi, this is, uh, Richard Aiton from Mississippi.

00:50:07.920 Hey, Richard from Mississippi, brother.

00:50:11.220 Welcome, brother.

00:50:11.920 A long time fan, first time caller.

00:50:14.980 And I, I just had a thought yesterday.

00:50:17.080 I was, you know, I was on the lake, I was surfing, having a good old time and we're, we're driving

00:50:22.620 by and I see this woman on this pontoon boat and I, I'm telling you, she may be weighed

00:50:27.600 a buck 50, but those breads probably took up 125 pounds of it.

00:50:32.820 God.

00:50:33.180 And, and I looked at her and I didn't even get aroused per se.

00:50:37.400 I just thought, I was like, man, you need to get on my credit score.

00:50:41.440 You know, you ever seen a woman that's so beautiful, a rack so nice, whether it be a 0.99

00:50:45.820 man, a woman or hell, if you're into it, maybe a damn animal that just, you know, makes you 1.00

00:50:50.920 want to feel like you got to better yourself and seek opportunities in life. 0.98

00:50:54.680 Like something that makes you know that you want to go for that promotion.

00:50:57.480 Amen, man.

00:50:59.500 Uh, yeah.

00:51:00.620 Thank you for calling, especially from out on the water.

00:51:02.640 And, um, yeah, I was just saying, I was just, we're just talking about this.

00:51:07.260 We're just talking about, uh, you know, something that just keeps you in the game, you know, Riley,

00:51:14.620 what were we, what were we just saying about, um, I was just, you know, I'm talking about

00:51:19.920 correlating something with this guy's call.

00:51:23.840 I'm not sure.

00:51:26.240 All right. 0.97

00:51:26.980 Um, shit, I can't remember, but yeah, dude, sometimes you see a one, sometimes you see 0.99

00:51:33.760 like that, some girl have that dang Mount Chesmore. 1.00

00:51:36.940 She'll just have a, she'll have damn four presidents in two tits, you know, and you're 1.00

00:51:42.360 like, God, you know, for those about to rock, we salute you. 0.99

00:51:49.060 It's just, that's a thing, boy. 0.99

00:51:50.800 She'll have those fucking peanut butter Falcons on her, baby. 1.00

00:51:54.420 God, baby. 1.00

00:51:55.180 She'll have those fucking land bears. 1.00

00:51:57.320 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

00:51:59.540 Those just, just huddled up in herbernation, baby.

00:52:03.360 Them things just staying warm for winter, boy. 1.00

00:52:06.940 She'll have them fucking milk lobsters. 1.00

00:52:10.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:10.660 God, baby. 0.99

00:52:14.980 And you just want to fucking baptize a mule in the, in the milk of those things, brother. 1.00

00:52:21.040 You just want to fucking wash a little, just wash a little man's ass with that, with the 1.00

00:52:29.480 beautiful splash that comes out of those bad dogs. 1.00

00:52:33.960 God.

00:52:35.240 All right.

00:52:36.240 Sorry.

00:52:37.040 I'm falling apart here, but everybody's okay.

00:52:39.580 Let's take another call here.

00:52:41.320 Hey, CEO.

00:52:44.360 This is, uh, John from Kansas City.

00:52:46.660 Hey, John.

00:52:47.560 Thank you for calling.

00:52:49.060 And I got a question for you.

00:52:51.360 So my dad is currently, you know, doing that, that, that powder.

00:52:58.700 And he's been doing it for a while now.

00:53:01.340 He'll get these episodes where he's just angry.

00:53:03.580 And I don't know what to do about it.

00:53:08.380 So I've always, I just want to try to figure out how to help him get back to normal, get

00:53:13.120 back to being the dad that I remember.

00:53:15.360 Because it's scary.

00:53:17.860 But anyways, I just wanted to see your thoughts about it.

00:53:20.440 See if you can maybe, you know, give me some insights on what I should do.

00:53:27.360 Gang, man.

00:53:28.420 Um, thanks for calling, dude.

00:53:30.600 Uh, yeah, I'm sorry that your dad's going through that.

00:53:35.480 You know, I don't know if he's an addict or if it's just something that he's doing for

00:53:39.840 fun, but obviously it's affecting you.

00:53:43.000 I think, yeah, I mean, maybe just try to sit and talk with him and say, dad, I feel like,

00:53:49.500 you know, don't accuse him, but say, Hey, you know, maybe I feel like this is something

00:53:53.120 that's going on.

00:53:55.200 You know, do you feel like that's something you want to be doing or do you feel like it's

00:54:00.000 a problem?

00:54:00.600 Um, you know, I, I don't know.

00:54:03.840 Um, you know, the only things, the only way that I had, have had success is through a 12 1.00

00:54:12.260 step recovery.

00:54:12.960 That's the only way I've had success.

00:54:15.400 And, you know, I've had some relapses, but that's the main way that I've, uh, found sobriety

00:54:22.560 in my life.

00:54:24.540 And, you know, they have NA narcotics anonymous for drug use.

00:54:30.220 And there's probably even a CA for cocaine use.

00:54:33.220 There is.

00:54:33.640 So, I don't know.

00:54:36.640 Maybe you could offer to go to a meeting with him.

00:54:39.880 Um, maybe you could go to a meeting and ask some people there if they had any suggestions.

00:54:45.900 Um, but yeah, just let him, let him know that you care, you know?

00:54:54.900 Uh, and then, you know, you could even ask him if he doesn't want to talk about it, you

00:55:00.300 could ask him, Hey, is it okay to ask you about it again?

00:55:02.820 You know, in a few weeks or something, is it okay if I check back in with you about this?

00:55:08.760 Because even then you're opening a little bit, if he, if he's willing to say yes, you're

00:55:12.420 opening a little bit of a door, you know, cause people have to be willing to get help

00:55:18.380 for themselves, I think.

00:55:20.240 And I'm not preaching.

00:55:21.300 This is just, um, some of my own experience and things that I've seen.

00:55:28.120 Um, we have to be willing to get help for ourselves.

00:55:31.000 But sometimes I'll notice like if, like if, like I have a friend that's used that trick

00:55:41.080 on me before and it's a trick really, but it's not really, you know, you know, he asked

00:55:46.720 me about something.

00:55:47.300 If I was having a problem with something, he's like, do you want to talk about it?

00:55:49.980 I'd be like, I don't want to, you know, I don't want to talk about it, but then he'd

00:55:51.880 be like, Hey, is it okay if I talk to you about it?

00:55:53.440 If I ask you about it again sometime, can I check back in with you about it again in a

00:55:57.880 few weeks?

00:55:58.280 I want to make sure you're okay.

00:55:59.280 And by saying, and I would agree to that.

00:56:02.080 And by agreeing to that, I'm, it's, it's slowly making me a little bit willing to hear something

00:56:08.680 different.

00:56:09.180 Right.

00:56:11.180 Cause that's all your, that's all your, that an addict needs is willingness.

00:56:16.460 They just have to get a little willing and then willingness will grow.

00:56:20.180 Right.

00:56:20.520 So sometimes that's a way you, that you can maybe, you know, I'm not trying to trick your

00:56:26.600 dad, but it's also a way where you can create a way, Hey, I'm going to check back in about

00:56:32.020 this.

00:56:32.720 And then when you do check back out in with an addict, it reminds them, Oh, this person cares

00:56:37.180 and, um, and connection is the, is the, is really the, is one of the biggest remedies for

00:56:48.460 addiction is connection.

00:56:49.660 Um, so anyway, I'm not sure if some of that makes sense, but you want to get a little bit

00:56:56.540 of willingness out of somebody.

00:56:58.820 So sometimes if you get a no, it's like, Hey, can I check back in with you about it?

00:57:02.140 Um, but I'm sorry, you're going through that man.

00:57:05.400 And I'm happy that you care about your dad and, and I bet he's not happy about it, you

00:57:14.460 know, and he probably doesn't know where to start.

00:57:16.920 Um, but yeah, it's, you know, people have to want to help themselves, but sometimes we

00:57:25.240 can, um, we can help plant a little bit of seed of willingness by creating something

00:57:32.140 patience and a chance for a little bit of mild accountability in the sense like, Hey, can

00:57:38.300 I check back in with you?

00:57:40.000 So anyway, man, I love you, brother.

00:57:42.800 And, uh, hang in there and, um, we'll holler, man.

00:57:47.720 I'm going to, I'm coming to Kansas city.

00:57:48.980 And if you want to bring your dad out to a show, I'm happy to get you guys some tickets.

00:57:52.460 We don't have to say anything about this, but, uh, that'd be my treat, man.

00:57:57.380 Um, let's see if we can get one more call.

00:58:02.140 Hey, Theo, this is Alex from, uh, little Olena, Wisconsin.

00:58:07.300 Hey, Alex from up there in Wisconsin, brother.

00:58:11.220 And, uh, glad you're here with us today, brother.

00:58:14.420 Onward.

00:58:15.660 Uh, calling here with some good news today.

00:58:18.680 Um, today at the date of this call, at this exact time, my mother is 100% cancer free.

00:58:27.680 Hey, she said, she texted me.

00:58:30.500 She said, she rang the hell out of that bell. 1.00

00:58:34.480 That's, I thought I should just.

00:58:36.800 Let's go, baby.

00:58:39.080 I'm upstairs.

00:58:41.920 Gang dog.

00:58:43.440 Congratulations, man.

00:58:45.300 Wow.

00:58:46.560 I can hear the relief in your voice, man.

00:58:48.400 I'm going to play it again.

00:58:49.280 I want to hear it again.

00:58:50.140 Today, at the date of this call, at this exact time, my mother is 100% cancer free.

00:58:59.940 She said, she texted me, she said, she rang the hell out of that bell. 0.94

00:59:03.840 So.

00:59:04.720 Let's go.

00:59:05.620 That's, I thought I should just bless your day with some good news, just as I was.

00:59:11.380 And, uh, yeah, man, I just want to say, I listen to your podcast every day at work.

00:59:19.000 Get me through it, man.

00:59:20.740 I appreciate what you do.

00:59:22.440 Uh, me and my girlfriend are going to see you at Green Bay.

00:59:26.320 Come to Green Bay.

00:59:27.800 And, uh, yeah, she surprised me with tickets, which I was very grateful for.

00:59:31.000 She's amazing.

00:59:32.600 All right, well, praise God, baby.

00:59:34.120 Gang gang.

00:59:34.900 Gang gang.

00:59:37.320 Wow, dude.

00:59:38.460 That's awesome, man.

00:59:39.720 Wow, it sounds like you got really, two really great women in your life, man.

00:59:43.280 It sounds like you choose well.

00:59:45.360 Um, man, that's so cool.

00:59:50.420 Man.

00:59:51.740 Yeah, this, uh, I can't even imagine.

00:59:55.740 God.

00:59:57.680 Yeah, the peace y'all must be able to feel for a little bit.

01:00:01.520 You know, we don't know sometimes the stresses that are going on in the back of our, man, it's

01:00:05.260 like.

01:00:05.580 Yeah, one day a friend called me and he said, man, I'm finally getting into recovery, you

01:00:13.440 know, or into rehab.

01:00:15.580 And man, I just suddenly just started kind of breaking down.

01:00:18.340 I didn't realize that, uh, that a part of me, it was almost like having a browser window

01:00:24.400 that was open on your computer, you know, but that you're not on the page had just been

01:00:28.460 running, you know, or just, you know, worrying.

01:00:31.720 And, you know, the same things that we all have, you know, just a part of me had been

01:00:36.060 in, you know, invested there and to get to have some peace there, um, you know, just

01:00:42.600 to feel a little bit of like hope, you know, a little bit of hope for relief and a little

01:00:48.820 bit of relief.

01:00:49.660 So that's beautiful, baby gang, son.

01:00:52.540 Let's go.

01:00:53.780 Boy.

01:00:54.220 Boy, be nine, homie. 1.00

01:00:58.680 If I'm playing bingo, they call him be nine.

01:01:04.120 I think benign means that mean, uh, the tumor's okay, Riley.

01:01:11.400 Yes.

01:01:13.640 You sure you think you think?

01:01:16.120 I think.

01:01:17.440 All right.

01:01:18.400 All good, brother.

01:01:19.800 I think it is.

01:01:21.820 And no judgment, man.

01:01:22.720 It's who knows.

01:01:25.180 Um, Alex's mom, baby.

01:01:29.460 She's off that chemo, baby.

01:01:35.740 That's cool, man.

01:01:36.620 Thank you for sharing that, bro.

01:01:39.020 Yeah.

01:01:39.600 When you share that, it just puts something in me, you know, makes my eyes get up, makes

01:01:44.340 my eyes create a little bit of weather in them, you know?

01:01:49.380 And that's all right, daddy.

01:01:51.620 And that's all right.

01:01:52.400 I got these transformer shades on today.

01:01:54.280 Hair's doing good.

01:01:55.340 Let me see what's up.

01:01:57.740 Hair's doing good. 1.00

01:01:58.700 I'm fucking thug Amish today, dog. 1.00

01:02:01.600 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:02:02.920 Where the butter at, babies? 1.00

01:02:05.860 Gang, dog.

01:02:06.540 Let's raise a barn, homie. 1.00

01:02:08.440 I'm about to raise a barn in my pants, dog.

01:02:10.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:02:11.860 Because we're seeing B, B, B teats out on the water and cancer-free on the land, baby.

01:02:22.340 Riley Mal.

01:02:25.100 Let's get into it, man.

01:02:26.360 So what's going on?

01:02:27.280 You had some romance?

01:02:28.420 Or take me on a...

01:02:29.340 So you said you met a girl.

01:02:30.780 And where'd you meet her, you said?

01:02:32.480 I met her at a bar.

01:02:33.980 Oh, okay.

01:02:35.420 And did you just meet her point blank or you had arranged to see her?

01:02:40.300 No, I just met her there. 0.66

01:02:42.420 Hmm.

01:02:43.540 And did you make eye contact or what was...

01:02:47.600 Was she wearing anything?

01:02:49.080 Was she eating anything?

01:02:51.120 Yeah, she was wearing a dress and eating wings. 1.00

01:02:54.380 Ooh, damn, boy. 1.00

01:02:56.980 And you said, damn, baby, I know where to go with them wings, baby. 1.00

01:02:59.800 This little banana pep, uh-huh. 0.99

01:03:01.460 And so what happened then?

01:03:02.620 Did you approach her?

01:03:03.440 Or did you bring her some of those little wet napkins? 0.80

01:03:05.340 What happened?

01:03:06.700 Um, yeah, there was an open chair next to her.

01:03:08.800 So I, uh, sat right next to her.

01:03:11.740 Wow.

01:03:14.660 Wow.

01:03:17.180 And did you have a wing?

01:03:18.640 Did you...

01:03:20.100 Uh, I did.

01:03:21.600 Okay.

01:03:22.960 Okay, so now you guys have something in common.

01:03:24.880 You both are enjoying a wing.

01:03:27.180 And then, I guess, what occurred from there?

01:03:30.420 Because it sounds like things escalated.

01:03:32.180 Yeah, we just kept talking for, for about an hour.

01:03:37.240 Um, and then she wanted to...

01:03:39.580 Hold on a second.

01:03:40.220 If you had to use four words to describe this woman,

01:03:42.500 because we want to get a visual picture.

01:03:44.720 Four words, right?

01:03:47.200 Uh, let's see.

01:03:48.300 And all of them don't have to be the most positive.

01:03:50.740 They can just be general words.

01:03:51.760 Some of them obviously should be positive,

01:03:53.000 because she's a, she seems like a special,

01:03:55.160 or she seems like a neat, uh, girl.

01:03:57.320 So, yeah, uh, blonde. 1.00

01:04:00.080 Okay.

01:04:01.460 Cute.

01:04:02.400 Mm-hmm.

01:04:04.760 Female.

01:04:07.800 And, uh...

01:04:16.720 That's all right.

01:04:17.380 That's good.

01:04:18.080 That's good.

01:04:18.600 Three's good, man.

01:04:20.200 You have one more in here?

01:04:21.300 What do you think?

01:04:21.800 Um...

01:04:23.800 Nope.

01:04:25.880 All right.

01:04:26.740 All right.

01:04:27.520 Put that one down, actually.

01:04:28.860 Um, okay, man.

01:04:30.760 So, blonde, female. 0.95

01:04:34.020 What was the third one?

01:04:39.520 Uh...

01:04:40.000 All right.

01:04:42.760 What else happened, man?

01:04:44.200 So, Jesus.

01:04:46.640 Uh, yeah.

01:04:47.260 So, I, uh...

01:04:48.600 I was talking to her for about an hour,

01:04:50.320 and she wanted to get in my car and leave. 1.00

01:04:53.660 Now, did she say it, or you said it?

01:04:56.140 Uh, she said it.

01:04:57.540 And what did she say?

01:04:59.980 Uh, she said something like,

01:05:01.680 hey, uh, did you drive?

01:05:04.240 And I said, yeah.

01:05:05.900 Good answer.

01:05:06.660 And she was like,

01:05:07.540 cool, you wanna, you wanna leave?

01:05:10.620 And where'd y'all go?

01:05:13.060 Back to my house.

01:05:14.440 No!

01:05:15.640 And now, Riley,

01:05:18.620 at this point,

01:05:19.160 you've never, you're still in,

01:05:20.260 and your 0.95

01:05:21.260 ejaculatory, uh, 0.96

01:05:24.460 promissory note with the Lord

01:05:25.940 is still intact, right?

01:05:27.180 Correct.

01:05:28.020 Okay.

01:05:29.220 So,

01:05:30.240 you're, uh,

01:05:30.720 you've 0.95

01:05:31.120 never ejaculated. 0.99

01:05:33.080 You have a woman now 0.99

01:05:34.460 at your house.

01:05:35.240 Right when you bring her inside,

01:05:36.480 what do you do?

01:05:36.860 Are you playing any music or anything?

01:05:38.980 No.

01:05:39.660 No, it was,

01:05:40.320 it was all quiet.

01:05:41.300 No. 1.00

01:05:41.860 You're a fucking... 1.00

01:05:43.440 You're one of those 1.00

01:05:44.440 silent guys, bro.

01:05:46.360 Put a song on, dude.

01:05:49.400 Uh, but that's okay.

01:05:50.800 That's okay, man.

01:05:51.580 And so, what happens

01:05:52.340 and you,

01:05:52.640 you guys come in the house?

01:05:53.780 Where do you sit down at?

01:05:56.340 Well,

01:05:57.380 we didn't,

01:05:57.960 we didn't sit down yet.

01:05:59.600 You didn't sit down yet.

01:06:00.740 So, you walk in?

01:06:01.740 Yep.

01:06:02.420 And what happens?

01:06:03.240 You guys...

01:06:04.120 Just started

01:06:05.100 kissing.

01:06:07.300 No.

01:06:08.820 And was she,

01:06:10.000 how,

01:06:10.260 was she taller than you a little? 0.98

01:06:12.440 A little bit.

01:06:13.500 So,

01:06:13.740 do you have to go up on the feet,

01:06:14.780 up on the toes a little to kiss her?

01:06:17.220 A little.

01:06:18.800 That's okay, man.

01:06:19.720 That's fine.

01:06:21.280 That's,

01:06:21.640 a lot of that's gravity.

01:06:22.980 People,

01:06:23.520 you know,

01:06:24.120 in space,

01:06:25.440 everybody's the same height.

01:06:27.180 That's what,

01:06:27.740 something

01:06:28.100 that's,

01:06:30.500 you know,

01:06:30.840 so who even knows what's happening,

01:06:31.840 but,

01:06:32.320 um,

01:06:33.100 okay,

01:06:33.440 so you got,

01:06:34.120 you guys are smooching in the living room

01:06:35.760 and where are the roommates?

01:06:38.320 Um,

01:06:38.960 they were both gone.

01:06:41.300 Wow.

01:06:44.160 And?

01:06:45.640 And so then,

01:06:46.600 uh,

01:06:47.560 after that,

01:06:48.180 we just went upstairs to

01:06:49.680 my bedroom.

01:06:50.920 No!

01:06:53.540 Wow.

01:06:55.380 And now,

01:06:56.020 were you starting to get nervous

01:06:57.160 or how were you feeling,

01:06:58.140 man?

01:06:58.220 It's got to be crazy for you,

01:06:59.500 right?

01:07:00.520 Um,

01:07:01.140 yeah,

01:07:01.580 no,

01:07:01.740 I was,

01:07:02.120 I was pretty nervous.

01:07:03.940 And were you wearing,

01:07:05.120 what were you wearing?

01:07:05.820 Shorts or pants?

01:07:07.080 Pants. 1.00

01:07:07.660 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:07:09.820 A, 1.00

01:07:10.260 a,

01:07:10.660 a move,

01:07:11.460 dude.

01:07:12.080 Okay,

01:07:12.500 so you get upstairs,

01:07:13.580 and then what happened?

01:07:15.060 Do you go in your room?

01:07:16.800 Yeah,

01:07:17.200 go in my room. 0.99

01:07:18.180 Pervert. 0.84

01:07:18.960 And then what happened?

01:07:19.700 And you,

01:07:20.080 did you guys lay down

01:07:20.960 or were you listening to any music

01:07:22.080 or it's still silent?

01:07:23.180 Still silent.

01:07:23.820 Oh my god,

01:07:25.160 bro.

01:07:26.860 What,

01:07:27.320 why is it so silent,

01:07:29.200 dude? 0.97

01:07:30.080 Are y'all fucking sneaking up on someone? 0.99

01:07:32.300 Is it hot? 0.99

01:07:32.720 Are you guys playing hide-and-go-seekers?

01:07:34.600 Why is it so quiet?

01:07:37.680 I,

01:07:37.980 I don't know.

01:07:38.960 I just didn't think of putting any music on.

01:07:42.040 Do you have any pets?

01:07:42.880 Was there anything moving around in the distance or anything?

01:07:45.620 Nope.

01:07:46.420 Hmm.

01:07:46.760 Okay?

01:07:48.460 What happened,

01:07:49.220 Riley?

01:07:49.500 Take us there,

01:07:50.100 buddy.

01:07:50.680 Yeah,

01:07:51.020 and then we,

01:07:51.840 we just started,

01:07:53.860 you know,

01:07:55.120 doing a lot of things.

01:07:56.820 No,

01:07:57.200 you guys laid down on the bed

01:07:58.380 or just standing up?

01:07:59.820 Oh,

01:08:00.020 laid down.

01:08:00.760 Okay,

01:08:01.120 so you laid down on the bed.

01:08:02.180 Were you closer to the wall

01:08:03.200 or on the outside?

01:08:03.860 I was on the outside.

01:08:07.980 Wow.

01:08:08.520 That's kind of a,

01:08:09.600 yeah,

01:08:09.860 I think sometimes you,

01:08:10.860 you're supposed to be closer to the wall

01:08:12.020 so that the woman doesn't feel like you're trying to like, 0.95

01:08:13.960 like,

01:08:14.940 capture her or something.

01:08:16.260 I read that somewhere,

01:08:17.240 but,

01:08:17.700 um,

01:08:18.620 okay,

01:08:19.060 so,

01:08:19.560 and what now?

01:08:20.260 Were you guys nude or whatever?

01:08:22.760 Um,

01:08:23.780 kind of.

01:08:24.360 So,

01:08:24.780 she had everything off.

01:08:26.820 What?

01:08:28.040 And I still had my pants on.

01:08:29.260 Oh my God,

01:08:29.520 is she from frickin' New Jersey or something? 1.00

01:08:33.180 I don't know where she's from.

01:08:35.200 And you still had your pants on?

01:08:36.820 Yeah.

01:08:37.160 No shirt,

01:08:37.960 huh?

01:08:38.380 Yeah.

01:08:38.960 Wow, 0.98

01:08:39.460 like a fuckin' 70s actor, 0.99

01:08:41.460 dude. 0.98

01:08:42.380 Okay,

01:08:43.100 and then,

01:08:43.840 what starts to happen?

01:08:46.140 Uh,

01:08:46.640 we just kept kissing.

01:08:48.300 Mm-hmm.

01:08:49.140 And then,

01:08:49.760 uh,

01:08:50.940 I don't know,

01:08:51.800 I just

01:08:52.080 started

01:08:54.820 doing things.

01:08:57.220 to her.

01:08:58.840 Oh my God,

01:08:59.960 little buddy.

01:09:00.680 Were you touching her body and everything?

01:09:02.600 Yeah.

01:09:03.100 Okay,

01:09:03.500 and that was your first time ever touching a woman's body like that?

01:09:05.780 Yeah.

01:09:06.920 Wow! 1.00

01:09:10.300 You're going to hell, 1.00

01:09:11.440 buddy! 1.00

01:09:12.180 Um,

01:09:12.820 I'm joking,

01:09:13.340 man,

01:09:13.600 that's a joke,

01:09:14.080 dude.

01:09:14.960 Uh,

01:09:15.240 and did she touch your body as well?

01:09:16.940 Yeah.

01:09:17.480 No.

01:09:19.720 So,

01:09:20.240 what happened?

01:09:20.820 Did you end up,

01:09:21.480 I mean,

01:09:21.720 like,

01:09:21.920 how did it end,

01:09:22.740 dude?

01:09:22.980 You know what I'm saying?

01:09:23.620 Like,

01:09:23.780 did you end up,

01:09:24.420 you know,

01:09:25.020 creaming that little nugget,

01:09:26.160 or what happened?

01:09:28.180 I did.

01:09:29.100 No!

01:09:30.600 What?

01:09:32.660 Riley Mal!

01:09:35.360 Wow!

01:09:36.800 It's still coming out of your nose sound stuffed up,

01:09:39.300 actually.

01:09:42.040 Wow,

01:09:42.640 brother,

01:09:43.040 I can't believe it,

01:09:44.320 dude. 0.79

01:09:44.560 You've been yurping that little frickin' pants pencil, 0.89

01:09:47.360 huh? 0.73

01:09:48.580 God,

01:09:49.300 baby.

01:09:49.960 You've been balking that little choy, 1.00

01:09:52.180 huh?

01:09:53.080 Yeah.

01:09:53.860 Wow,

01:09:54.500 dude.

01:09:55.260 You've been burping that little yellow Muppet, 0.54

01:09:57.680 homie, 0.86

01:09:58.100 gang,

01:09:58.640 gang,

01:09:59.500 dog.

01:10:00.860 Good God,

01:10:02.300 boy.

01:10:03.300 And,

01:10:03.600 was it like,

01:10:04.740 did you let her know it was the first time?

01:10:07.100 Yeah,

01:10:07.380 she knew.

01:10:07.940 She knew?

01:10:08.740 How did she know?

01:10:13.440 Um,

01:10:14.120 I think she has watched the podcast before.

01:10:18.780 Oh,

01:10:19.120 wow.

01:10:20.040 Oh,

01:10:20.640 man. 1.00

01:10:23.700 Damn. 1.00

01:10:24.680 So, 1.00

01:10:25.080 you really got compromised then.

01:10:26.840 Yeah.

01:10:28.140 Do you feel a little bit taken advantage of?

01:10:30.380 No.

01:10:31.960 Respect.

01:10:33.440 Wow,

01:10:34.080 buddy. 1.00

01:10:36.040 Damn, 1.00

01:10:36.660 boy, 1.00

01:10:36.980 that 11th toe,

01:10:38.080 baby.

01:10:40.000 That'll get you,

01:10:41.040 dude.

01:10:42.820 That 11th toe,

01:10:44.200 baby,

01:10:44.420 that Asian wiener, 1.00

01:10:45.360 baby, 0.96

01:10:45.600 praise God.

01:10:47.700 Wow.

01:10:50.780 That,

01:10:51.780 wow.

01:10:54.180 Wow.

01:10:55.180 And,

01:10:55.660 like,

01:10:57.400 what part of her body was she? 0.69

01:10:59.160 Did you have sex or no? 0.80

01:11:00.560 Yes. 0.94

01:11:01.100 You,

01:11:01.300 what?

01:11:02.440 Oh my God,

01:11:06.260 bro.

01:11:06.440 I thought you said you were waiting until you were married.

01:11:09.600 Eh,

01:11:10.040 things change.

01:11:12.160 Not in the eyes of the Lord at home,

01:11:14.420 brother.

01:11:16.500 Wow. 0.84

01:11:19.660 You had freaking S-E-X, 0.99

01:11:22.000 dude, 0.99

01:11:22.300 with a woman.

01:11:24.040 Yep.

01:11:27.160 Way to go,

01:11:28.000 man.

01:11:28.820 F,

01:11:29.360 bro.

01:11:30.360 That's crazy,

01:11:31.720 dude.

01:11:33.020 And,

01:11:33.540 how many times did you guys engage or what did you do after?

01:11:36.540 Did you hug after?

01:11:38.300 No,

01:11:38.800 we both fell asleep.

01:11:40.340 Oh,

01:11:40.860 God.

01:11:42.740 That's romantic,

01:11:43.820 dude.

01:11:47.400 And then what happened?

01:11:48.380 Y'all engage in the morning again?

01:11:50.660 Uh,

01:11:50.900 no,

01:11:51.140 that was it with her.

01:11:53.220 And has she ever come back around?

01:11:55.080 Nope.

01:11:55.940 No.

01:11:58.780 My God,

01:11:59.960 brother. 0.99

01:12:01.100 I can't believe she snuck in and stole that freaking batch, 0.99

01:12:06.080 baby. 0.98

01:12:06.380 Stole that first pitcher of Kool-Aid out of mom's Christmas closet,

01:12:11.520 dude.

01:12:11.640 I can't believe that.

01:12:13.900 And did you try to engage with her again?

01:12:16.500 Uh,

01:12:16.820 not with her.

01:12:18.460 But you've been talking to other women? 0.70

01:12:20.640 Yes.

01:12:21.560 And you've engaged,

01:12:22.360 you haven't engaged in sex with other women?

01:12:26.180 Yeah.

01:12:27.520 What?

01:12:30.620 Bro,

01:12:31.240 I feel like I don't even know you anymore.

01:12:34.880 Sorry,

01:12:35.320 man.

01:12:35.580 That's kind of guilt tripping you,

01:12:36.760 dude.

01:12:37.720 Um,

01:12:38.220 I don't mean to be like that,

01:12:39.300 bro.

01:12:39.440 It's just crazy,

01:12:40.360 dude.

01:12:40.560 I just can't believe that you've been out there just nutting all over and

01:12:45.280 everything or just meeting people or whatever.

01:12:48.620 Gosh.

01:12:50.600 Yeah.

01:12:51.020 Cause I noticed you look a little different,

01:12:52.320 man.

01:12:52.420 You got more like,

01:12:53.300 I know she had some necklaces and stuff on.

01:12:55.360 Is it like,

01:12:56.540 do you feel different?

01:12:58.700 Yeah.

01:12:59.800 What do you feel like?

01:13:02.320 I don't know.

01:13:02.840 I just feel more,

01:13:03.960 uh,

01:13:04.940 alive.

01:13:06.760 Hmm.

01:13:08.520 Do you feel now when you're talking to a woman, 1.00

01:13:10.660 like they know that you are about that,

01:13:13.920 you know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:13:15.140 You about that fucking, 1.00

01:13:16.500 that hot pocket homie. 1.00

01:13:18.840 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:13:19.660 That you're about that fucking low smile, 0.99

01:13:21.880 you know? 0.99

01:13:23.340 Yeah.

01:13:24.180 You do?

01:13:25.120 Yeah.

01:13:26.320 So you feel more of a sense of,

01:13:28.060 uh,

01:13:28.320 bravado.

01:13:29.320 Yeah.

01:13:30.400 Dang,

01:13:30.840 baby.

01:13:31.160 Praise God.

01:13:33.660 Wow.

01:13:34.080 And did you have to pray about it or talk with your pastor about it?

01:13:36.260 Cause I know you were intent on waiting for marriage,

01:13:38.240 man.

01:13:39.940 Uh,

01:13:40.340 no.

01:13:40.820 Yeah,

01:13:41.080 no,

01:13:41.380 I haven't,

01:13:41.980 uh,

01:13:43.100 talked to them about it.

01:13:44.280 Have you even emailed your pastor or whatever?

01:13:47.140 Nope.

01:13:48.440 Yeah.

01:13:48.680 What?

01:13:49.040 But you said you were waiting for marriage and now you're out here just

01:13:54.260 nutting around,

01:13:55.200 you know,

01:13:56.280 the town or whatever large town.

01:13:58.880 And,

01:13:59.480 you know,

01:14:00.580 now you're out here getting people to pet that baby.

01:14:03.680 And you didn't even email the church.

01:14:07.140 Yeah,

01:14:09.080 no. 1.00

01:14:10.580 Damn boy. 1.00

01:14:12.240 And you've been squirreling around that young gravy, 1.00

01:14:15.180 homie.

01:14:15.840 And dude,

01:14:16.400 you, 0.99

01:14:16.600 if you'd never ejaculated, 1.00

01:14:17.800 you, 0.99

01:14:18.080 the,

01:14:18.240 the clarity,

01:14:19.220 the post nut clarity must've been insane,

01:14:21.480 huh?

01:14:22.740 Yeah.

01:14:23.160 A little bit.

01:14:23.740 I mean,

01:14:24.260 you must've just been like, 1.00

01:14:25.100 what the fuck, 1.00

01:14:25.840 dude? 1.00

01:14:25.980 I'm,

01:14:26.520 I'm a little Asian guy,

01:14:28.620 you know?

01:14:28.960 Like,

01:14:29.100 it must've just like,

01:14:29.800 you must've been just mind blown brother.

01:14:33.400 Wow,

01:14:33.920 man.

01:14:34.820 Congratulations,

01:14:35.740 man.

01:14:36.360 Thank you.

01:14:38.680 Congratulations,

01:14:39.560 dude.

01:14:39.720 I don't see a lot of that.

01:14:40.820 Come over here and shake my hand real quick.

01:14:43.940 I just want to shake the hand of a man.

01:14:45.840 That's

01:14:46.160 come recently this year.

01:14:52.560 Congratulations,

01:14:54.600 man.

01:14:54.920 Thank you.

01:14:55.500 Good to see you brother.

01:14:56.480 All right,

01:14:57.280 go back.

01:15:00.140 Wow,

01:15:00.660 dude.

01:15:03.740 Oh,

01:15:04.500 and was there anything afterwards?

01:15:06.960 You just like,

01:15:07.480 did you sit in silence after?

01:15:09.140 Do you bow or whatever?

01:15:10.380 Like,

01:15:10.540 what do you,

01:15:12.020 um,

01:15:12.960 no,

01:15:13.660 uh,

01:15:14.980 no.

01:15:16.020 Did you tell your parents?

01:15:18.340 Nope.

01:15:20.060 Who was the first person you told?

01:15:23.360 Um,

01:15:24.080 my,

01:15:24.700 uh,

01:15:29.020 who did I tell?

01:15:31.380 I don't remember.

01:15:35.580 Wow,

01:15:36.100 man. 0.69

01:15:36.840 That's crazy brother.

01:15:39.060 People are beating cancer. 0.95

01:15:41.540 People are beating off Asians.

01:15:44.060 People are,

01:15:44.660 the world is blossoming.

01:15:48.780 Our lives are blossoming.

01:15:50.760 Um,

01:15:51.620 yeah,

01:15:54.320 I guess they are.

01:15:55.300 I don't know.

01:15:56.580 Did you wear a condom brother?

01:15:58.140 You know what I'm talking about? 0.97

01:15:59.520 Or the Lord is your condom. 0.96

01:16:01.900 I did. 0.98

01:16:02.880 You wore a condom.

01:16:03.760 And what type of condom do you get?

01:16:06.740 A special kind?

01:16:08.960 Uh,

01:16:09.580 I just got like one of those,

01:16:12.060 I don't know,

01:16:13.180 regular Trojan ones.

01:16:15.580 Okay.

01:16:16.380 Just the regular,

01:16:17.660 yeah,

01:16:17.900 the,

01:16:18.400 um,

01:16:19.160 I think it's,

01:16:20.300 I don't know if it's pleated or whatever.

01:16:22.440 I can't remember what some of them are.

01:16:25.740 Um,

01:16:26.480 that's crazy,

01:16:28.360 man.

01:16:28.660 Did you feel,

01:16:30.940 uh,

01:16:30.980 did you feel like it was romantic at all?

01:16:33.340 Uh,

01:16:33.820 what the first one,

01:16:34.620 no.

01:16:35.740 Okay.

01:16:36.180 But there was a,

01:16:36.780 the second one was romantic.

01:16:38.440 Yeah.

01:16:38.840 That happened to be last week.

01:16:41.560 Wow.

01:16:43.920 And where'd you meet that girl at?

01:16:46.060 Um,

01:16:46.560 I've been friends with her for,

01:16:48.220 for a while.

01:16:50.640 And finally you guys just took it to another level.

01:16:52.920 Yeah.

01:16:53.600 And is it,

01:16:54.200 you guys still talking to each other?

01:16:55.600 Yeah.

01:16:56.140 Okay.

01:16:56.600 So there's something there.

01:16:58.660 Yeah.

01:16:59.160 We're still,

01:16:59.740 uh,

01:17:00.160 we're still seeing each other. 1.00

01:17:02.440 Damn. 0.99

01:17:03.080 Yeah, 1.00

01:17:03.320 dude.

01:17:03.520 I can hear your nose is even stopped up with all of that.

01:17:06.280 I think when there's so much in your system.

01:17:09.100 Yeah.

01:17:09.520 I can't believe you didn't just lose weight in your legs,

01:17:11.720 bro. 1.00

01:17:11.920 Cause if you'd never ejaculated, 0.95

01:17:13.700 that's just, 0.86

01:17:14.420 God is with us here.

01:17:18.880 Oh,

01:17:19.960 gosh.

01:17:22.820 I feel like it's the day after Christmas now,

01:17:24.900 man.

01:17:26.620 Are you relieved that the journey's over?

01:17:28.660 Yeah.

01:17:30.000 Somewhat.

01:17:30.460 Yeah.

01:17:31.280 Do you miss it a little?

01:17:32.820 A little bit.

01:17:34.200 Yeah.

01:17:36.100 Yeah.

01:17:37.460 Yeah.

01:17:37.860 There's something that's always like,

01:17:39.660 people always say it's about the journey,

01:17:41.160 not the destination.

01:17:41.920 And I think thinking about sex sometimes is,

01:17:44.980 is exactly when you think back on after you've had sex for the first time.

01:17:49.620 Sometimes it's a lot.

01:17:50.320 Some of that's like that.

01:17:51.280 It's like the,

01:17:53.300 not knowing the curiosity,

01:17:55.020 the,

01:17:55.360 the uncertainty,

01:17:57.180 all of that is,

01:17:59.040 that's really,

01:18:01.100 that's where the story is.

01:18:04.500 You know,

01:18:05.360 the other parts,

01:18:06.400 the ending.

01:18:06.880 And I'm not,

01:18:10.900 that's kind of like I was preaching there. 0.99

01:18:11.960 I was like reading out of a damn reader's digest or something. 0.99

01:18:14.820 Ah, 1.00

01:18:15.900 man.

01:18:16.640 Well,

01:18:17.680 I'm happy for you,

01:18:19.100 man.

01:18:19.460 They welcome to,

01:18:20.300 you know,

01:18:21.560 being like a biological male or whatever they call it.

01:18:24.220 And I can't believe you didn't play any music,

01:18:26.680 bro.

01:18:27.180 Bro,

01:18:27.600 if you're the first,

01:18:29.120 bro, 0.97

01:18:29.320 if you're putting on some sex or something, 0.98

01:18:31.200 dude, 0.85

01:18:31.480 you got to play something romantic,

01:18:33.100 bro.

01:18:33.860 Play some ZZ top,

01:18:35.220 play some usher.

01:18:37.440 Well,

01:18:37.860 I didn't know about the music,

01:18:38.920 but,

01:18:39.380 um,

01:18:40.180 after I found out what she does as a job, 1.00

01:18:42.940 I figured she would have.

01:18:45.860 Does she have a specialized job? 1.00

01:18:49.560 Yeah.

01:18:50.020 She's a stripper. 1.00

01:18:50.960 Oh,

01:18:51.300 so you,

01:18:51.640 so she's a, 0.99

01:18:52.340 um,

01:18:53.560 uh,

01:18:54.220 dancer or evening dancer.

01:18:56.240 They call them somewhere.

01:18:57.320 Yeah.

01:18:57.940 Or yeah.

01:18:58.780 Or sometimes they call them like,

01:19:00.640 uh,

01:19:02.080 you know,

01:19:03.700 pole babies or whatever,

01:19:04.940 whatever it's called.

01:19:06.540 Candy cane. 1.00

01:19:08.400 Pussy or whatever. 1.00

01:19:09.140 I don't know what they even call it. 1.00

01:19:10.480 Um,

01:19:11.220 okay.

01:19:12.280 Wow.

01:19:13.520 And do you think she just came down,

01:19:15.380 slurped you out because she knew about it and wanted to just get that gumption out of you? 1.00

01:19:22.660 I think so. 1.00

01:19:23.260 God damn dude. 1.00

01:19:26.240 Was she Vietnamese or something? 1.00

01:19:28.840 No,

01:19:29.400 definitely white.

01:19:30.740 Wow.

01:19:31.820 And did she keep the,

01:19:33.280 um,

01:19:34.700 I'm not sure what it's called.

01:19:36.120 Sebum or whatever.

01:19:37.480 Or like,

01:19:38.360 uh,

01:19:38.860 did she keep the,

01:19:40.240 the frosting?

01:19:42.620 I don't even call it.

01:19:44.240 Yeah.

01:19:46.200 Yeah.

01:19:47.040 Yeah.

01:19:47.400 Yeah.

01:19:47.640 Wow.

01:19:49.900 The unjackable,

01:19:51.080 the Titanic has sunk.

01:19:54.120 They fricking came in and fricking, 0.72

01:19:58.480 they fricking,

01:19:59.340 uh,

01:20:00.500 somebody came in and just permed that little baby corn on Raleigh Mal.

01:20:05.660 Yeah.

01:20:06.580 And I noticed you just came in with more swagger.

01:20:08.400 I see you got some jewelry on.

01:20:09.640 What is all that?

01:20:11.020 Um,

01:20:11.780 yeah,

01:20:12.200 just,

01:20:12.720 uh,

01:20:13.260 just a couple of new things I've got.

01:20:15.800 Yeah.

01:20:17.660 Just a couple of new things I've got,

01:20:20.260 baby.

01:20:20.560 Just a couple of little,

01:20:23.080 couple of little ornaments on this little lobster.

01:20:28.260 I love you guys,

01:20:29.400 man.

01:20:29.840 Um,

01:20:30.420 thank you for supporting me and thank you for supporting yourself.

01:20:35.320 Um,

01:20:35.840 thank you for,

01:20:37.040 yeah,

01:20:37.200 just letting us be a part of each other's worlds.

01:20:39.660 You know,

01:20:40.260 um,

01:20:41.180 I don't know what exactly we're supposed to be doing,

01:20:43.520 but I feel like we're supposed to do something big.

01:20:46.120 I don't,

01:20:46.360 I just don't know what it is yet sometimes.

01:20:48.720 Um,

01:20:49.080 but,

01:20:51.100 uh,

01:20:52.080 but yeah,

01:20:53.420 just hang in there,

01:20:54.560 you know,

01:20:55.040 and give yourself some grace,

01:20:56.160 man.

01:20:59.140 If you're being hard on yourself,

01:21:00.500 if something's bugged,

01:21:01.060 give yourself some grace.

01:21:03.520 You know,

01:21:04.140 that's something recently that I've just like,

01:21:07.060 man,

01:21:07.800 it's like,

01:21:08.200 look,

01:21:08.440 man,

01:21:08.700 give yourself some grace,

01:21:10.460 Theo.

01:21:13.060 You know,

01:21:15.180 you're trying,

01:21:15.880 you're,

01:21:16.120 you're,

01:21:16.420 you know,

01:21:17.500 give yourself some grace.

01:21:19.500 So I'm not preaching at you.

01:21:20.800 I'm just kind of sharing.

01:21:21.580 I guess sometimes I'm just sharing things that I need to hear.

01:21:24.100 Um,

01:21:24.420 but yeah,

01:21:25.860 I can't believe we got to go interview some of the people we did last week.

01:21:29.300 And,

01:21:29.620 and that was exciting.

01:21:30.520 And,

01:21:30.940 um,

01:21:32.080 yeah,

01:21:32.420 I'm just excited.

01:21:34.520 Football's back and there's,

01:21:35.880 uh,

01:21:36.220 exciting things to think about and be a part of and,

01:21:40.440 um,

01:21:41.380 make sure to just be good to yourself,

01:21:43.860 baby.

01:21:45.300 Uh,

01:21:45.780 cause you deserve it,

01:21:46.580 baby.

01:21:46.860 Gang,

01:21:47.240 gang,

01:21:47.620 Raleigh Mao,

01:21:48.360 man.

01:21:49.960 Oh,

01:21:50.280 we thought that nut would never get out of your brother.

01:21:57.080 You have any final words after all of that?

01:22:00.960 Um,

01:22:01.440 no,

01:22:04.820 that checks out brother.

01:22:07.620 Um,

01:22:08.180 we'll go out the way that we came in here,

01:22:10.940 man.

01:22:11.900 Um,

01:22:12.580 with there is a light right here,

01:22:15.780 baby.

01:22:17.140 There is a light by stone keepers featuring David.

01:22:21.160 Uh,

01:22:22.280 Manuel.

01:22:24.800 Whenever you're down,

01:22:27.780 out in the cold,

01:22:30.780 faithless and die,

01:22:33.340 your story's untold.

01:22:36.500 Come take my hand and walk there with me.

01:22:40.980 Raleigh Mao.

01:22:41.720 I know a place where we can be free.

01:22:47.720 There is a light.

01:22:49.800 Raleigh,

01:22:50.060 did you make like a sound or whatever when it happened?

01:22:52.140 Finally?

01:22:53.860 Uh,

01:22:54.280 no,

01:22:55.420 nothing.

01:22:56.740 I mean,

01:22:57.020 just breathing out,

01:22:58.500 but savage.

01:23:01.780 All that you see.

01:23:04.540 We'll find a place where we can be free.

01:23:09.680 From the mountain tops,

01:23:13.880 down to the deepest valley,

01:23:17.460 hear a voice calling you.

01:23:21.380 Is the rising sun shining in the darkest valley.

01:23:29.160 Can't you see you'll be free?

01:23:32.260 I have been fine.

01:23:34.260 I have been fine.

01:23:36.040 I have been wide.

01:23:38.040 Searching for peace.

01:23:40.040 I have been fine.

01:23:41.040 I have been fine.

01:23:42.040 Somewhere to hide.

01:23:45.040 Now I am free.

01:23:47.960 Open and pure.

01:23:50.720 Fearless and vain.

01:23:53.460 I am secure.

01:23:56.360 There is no dark that can't be lived.

01:24:01.040 Gang,

01:24:01.820 gang,

01:24:02.140 baby.

01:24:03.900 You guys be good to yourselves,

01:24:05.540 baby.

01:24:05.720 You deserve it.

01:24:07.040 And,

01:24:07.200 um,

01:24:08.140 love y'all.

01:24:09.300 Pray,

01:24:09.640 baby.

01:24:31.040 And,

01:24:31.740 you shall beware.

01:24:35.920 God,

01:24:36.340 don't wait.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - August 27, 2024

E527 Lobster

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