This Past Weekend with Theo Von - First Sip from the Hose

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00:02:29.280 i don't want to go back to work man i don't want to go back to work

00:02:41.660 you know there's something nice when you got the children outside and they are outside

00:02:47.940 and they're you know they're doing stuff they got they got you know they've been having a little bit

00:02:54.400 of grill meat in them they got a little bit of uh carne you know some hamburguesa some queso you know

00:03:04.360 you got it's something nice when the children are outside they've been drinking kool-aid or

00:03:08.520 drinking hose water dude that's what i used to love being young that hose boy remember that

00:03:18.780 dude where we live we didn't even have a hose so i remember going to somebody's house

00:03:25.260 and they had that hose and it was like damn

00:03:30.180 y'all got this a damn much water as you want just coming out of this magic rope

00:03:37.480 oh dude i remember just putting that thing straight into my dome hole one time and just

00:03:45.480 taking on as much as i could my god i mean i was so i was just cameled up bro i was just h2 ouch bro i was

00:03:55.480 filled with that agua you know when latinos call it that agua and we and it's water but they don't know

00:04:03.260 how to say it it's like agua agua you're like no water but that's where we meet together and we teach

00:04:14.220 each other you know but i remember that man that house hose boy just a magic ass rope that came out

00:04:23.960 from somewhere and it would had that water in it and in summertime the water tasted a little bit like

00:04:31.560 the pipes you'd get that hit and be like oh or if you were the first person to take a sip off the

00:04:39.480 hose after somebody turned it on that person was a psychopath maybe i don't know let's ask everyone

00:04:49.060 yes yes that person was because that that first hit had that it was rust it was it tasted like house

00:04:56.880 had a little bit of paint in it maybe a little bit of iron supplements in there that first hit boy

00:05:02.040 if somebody just went straight off the hose after somebody turned it on it was always real hot

00:05:06.860 and that would do i wouldn't have that but our my boy daniel that lived in our neighborhood he that

00:05:15.640 was his big thing and he ended up getting into drugs and alcohol and drugs and he um but his big thing

00:05:25.040 was he liked to get that hot hose hit that first one that one that you know it tastes like a damn two

00:05:31.620 years of science class right up in that first gulp it'll make you you know it'll make your bones

00:05:37.940 pretend like they don't know each other that shit has got so many minerals and stuff in it

00:05:42.620 you know and you'll have a damn you get that first hit off the hose that hot hose hit boy

00:05:48.840 and daniel would do it he would do one and he'd go to the neighbors and do another

00:05:54.900 next thing you know he's he's testing positive for phosphorus and for um you know boron and shit

00:06:04.320 next thing you know you know he'll walk around a room and the the the the light bulbs in the room

00:06:10.680 will kind of turn and follow him like he's all because that hot house hit had different elements

00:06:15.360 in it had iron you know had all kind of stuff sometimes there'll be a you know some uh a stuck

00:06:21.840 animal in the pipe and daniel just take that thing to the dome boy he just just huff a weasel off that

00:06:28.240 first hit of hot house water and he was risky he was always kind of a risky boy he was always i mean

00:06:36.420 really always just kind of that risky boy let's go

00:06:39.420 you know that soon we're gonna die

00:07:04.940 let's have some fun while we all die

00:07:11.940 celebrate dark days celebrate all your way

00:07:20.360 all of your demons exercised

00:07:26.280 let's have some fun while we all die

00:07:34.940 a little morose out there sorry but that song is also positive let's all have let's have some fun

00:07:40.440 let's have some fun while we're out while we're out here

00:07:43.720 oh good to see you today even of even audio even over audio i know you're there i'm here it is uh

00:07:55.440 july 7 sunday evening here in los angeles and it's summer

00:08:02.680 it's i mean it's the dog days of summer

00:08:08.180 it's hot

00:08:10.520 it's hot man

00:08:15.180 even hell right now

00:08:18.300 even hades

00:08:19.780 they're closed down they said closed for the summer

00:08:22.680 it's hot it's so hot everywhere you don't need

00:08:26.040 we can't do any business right now

00:08:28.540 that's why it's kind of beautiful i think if you um

00:08:32.800 if you die in the summertime

00:08:34.760 you know if you relinquish your

00:08:36.280 living past

00:08:38.000 you know if the lord gives you two yellow cards and sends you on up

00:08:42.320 in the summertime you you pretty much go to heaven

00:08:46.260 because hades is closed for repairs because

00:08:50.860 mother earth

00:08:52.180 is putting on her own

00:08:54.220 warm

00:08:55.380 freak show out here

00:08:57.100 called

00:08:58.500 summertime

00:08:59.380 and it is spicy

00:09:03.340 i mean it's people just

00:09:06.080 people talking like that

00:09:10.860 people can't even

00:09:14.900 even people's ideas are real

00:09:17.440 dry

00:09:18.160 you know if you get an idea if you

00:09:21.080 if you you know

00:09:22.420 if you got a couple ideas out of somebody and you put them on a plate

00:09:26.960 you'd probably be able to cut them up with a credit card and

00:09:29.320 and hit them

00:09:31.300 hit

00:09:32.840 put them cats in your freaking

00:09:34.580 in your little going

00:09:37.940 in your little to-go brain

00:09:39.400 in your little to-go box in your head

00:09:41.080 your brain

00:09:41.640 you'd be able to free free base them hoes boy

00:09:44.280 because even people's ideas are

00:09:46.980 they're just

00:09:48.640 things are uh

00:09:51.020 there's not a lot of moisture running around

00:09:53.300 you know it's not even

00:09:55.480 the summer's really not a good time for sex

00:09:57.380 it's more of a time for um

00:09:59.100 for spiders

00:10:00.360 and for

00:10:01.960 getting a good deal on some cocaine

00:10:04.040 because there's not a lot of moisture out there

00:10:05.840 oh

00:10:08.720 that earthquake

00:10:10.400 people kept hitting me

00:10:12.460 are you okay

00:10:13.320 well dude how am I going to be okay

00:10:16.100 if I'm sitting here telling you I'm okay all the time

00:10:19.180 you know what I'm sorry to get upset man

00:10:23.020 but that

00:10:23.520 hey man

00:10:25.120 just checking

00:10:26.560 somebody sent me all caps

00:10:31.120 are you okay

00:10:32.580 heard there was an earthquake

00:10:35.980 well we don't

00:10:39.660 now you're alarming me

00:10:40.860 what am I

00:10:41.200 it just

00:10:43.840 look if I'm

00:10:44.720 if there's an earthquake

00:10:45.520 just assume I'm taking the natural precautions

00:10:48.340 I

00:10:50.000 did what I

00:10:51.340 should have done

00:10:52.620 I

00:10:54.920 googled

00:10:58.120 what do you do during an earthquake

00:10:59.720 okay

00:11:01.200 that's exactly what I did

00:11:02.740 I googled

00:11:04.240 what do you do during an earthquake

00:11:05.540 and then the first thing I got

00:11:08.160 it uh

00:11:09.120 it had an advertisement

00:11:10.560 for like an earthquake helmet

00:11:11.980 bitch I ain't wearing an earthquake

00:11:14.780 helmet

00:11:15.700 okay

00:11:17.160 I ain't no little shake hoe

00:11:20.420 a lot of these fools

00:11:22.420 can't handle a shake

00:11:23.500 I ain't no shake hoe

00:11:27.520 I'm not wearing an earthquake helmet

00:11:29.520 I'm sorry

00:11:30.100 and I'm sorry if I sound real feisty about it

00:11:32.640 but I'm not doing it

00:11:33.620 I'm not putting on a helmet

00:11:35.500 if I you know

00:11:36.300 if I feel like mother nature's acting wild

00:11:38.900 that's not really who I am

00:11:42.820 you know

00:11:43.260 I'm more

00:11:45.220 you know I'm not that guy

00:11:47.120 and I've said it before

00:11:49.500 I'm not gonna do a helmet

00:11:52.180 if I'm

00:11:52.580 wear a bicycle

00:11:53.600 if I have a bicycle

00:11:54.600 I'm not never letting my son

00:11:56.620 see me in a bike helmet

00:11:58.740 because a child can't get that image

00:12:01.940 out of his head

00:12:02.580 of his father on a damn

00:12:05.420 you know

00:12:06.620 on a six speed

00:12:07.800 with a basket on the front

00:12:10.880 and a damn bike helmet on

00:12:12.180 I mean that kid's gonna end up

00:12:14.440 in probably rehab

00:12:15.300 rehabilitation

00:12:15.880 or

00:12:16.480 you know

00:12:17.740 or doing something wild

00:12:19.020 you know

00:12:20.120 burying him

00:12:20.720 you know

00:12:21.100 doing something crazy

00:12:21.920 burying himself at the beach

00:12:23.300 or something

00:12:23.740 you know

00:12:25.960 doing crazy stuff

00:12:27.000 so

00:12:27.380 you just have to

00:12:29.820 you know

00:12:30.880 you gotta know

00:12:31.460 what you're gonna do

00:12:32.200 and what you're willing not to do

00:12:33.520 because it's hot man

00:12:36.000 mother nature's

00:12:36.700 you know

00:12:37.260 we kinda rely on mother nature

00:12:38.660 a lot don't we

00:12:39.540 you know

00:12:41.040 we rely

00:12:41.640 oh yeah

00:12:42.080 she's gonna come around

00:12:42.940 with that next

00:12:43.640 with that next card

00:12:46.120 she's gonna play that summer

00:12:47.380 and then she's gonna play that

00:12:48.520 the fall

00:12:49.340 the autumn

00:12:49.900 and then she's gonna play

00:12:51.180 that winter card

00:12:51.980 and then she'll be back

00:12:52.740 with the spring

00:12:53.400 but look

00:12:55.540 everybody knows

00:12:58.520 some of these

00:12:59.240 bitches out there

00:13:00.680 and some of these

00:13:02.500 male bitches

00:13:03.580 can be

00:13:05.140 unreliable

00:13:06.460 so

00:13:08.620 mother nature

00:13:09.740 you don't know

00:13:10.560 if this bitch

00:13:11.180 is fully reliable

00:13:12.260 she's only been doing

00:13:14.300 the seasons

00:13:14.860 how long

00:13:15.500 do we know

00:13:16.320 let me google

00:13:18.640 that right now

00:13:19.520 how long

00:13:20.920 has

00:13:21.500 mother nature

00:13:23.560 uh

00:13:28.080 yeah

00:13:29.980 this doesn't even know

00:13:30.660 it says four seasons

00:13:31.580 get a night at the four seasons

00:13:32.940 see

00:13:33.360 this is a problem

00:13:34.160 with the world

00:13:34.720 you know

00:13:36.440 I'm trying to learn

00:13:36.900 about mother nature

00:13:37.600 next thing you know

00:13:38.140 I'm sleeping somewhere

00:13:39.180 for seven hundred dollars

00:13:40.220 but

00:13:42.740 we don't know

00:13:43.580 how long

00:13:43.980 she's been operating

00:13:44.860 so

00:13:46.060 we don't know

00:13:49.180 when she's gonna give up

00:13:50.200 she might leave the table

00:13:51.280 for a round

00:13:51.960 and say

00:13:52.320 you know what

00:13:52.720 I'm sitting this one out

00:13:53.700 it's autumn only

00:13:54.740 this year

00:13:55.120 it's summer only

00:13:56.060 so

00:13:57.620 we just don't know

00:13:58.660 so we gotta just

00:14:00.220 I think you know

00:14:00.800 right now

00:14:01.140 I gotta be grateful

00:14:01.960 that I have

00:14:02.760 I got water

00:14:03.640 I got

00:14:05.360 I got

00:14:07.920 uh

00:14:08.400 what else

00:14:09.560 I'm doing Uber

00:14:10.440 you know

00:14:12.240 so

00:14:12.880 everything's okay

00:14:14.240 everything's gonna be okay

00:14:16.480 um

00:14:17.380 what else is going on

00:14:20.340 what else is happening

00:14:21.740 I uh

00:14:23.320 I've been playing video games

00:14:28.740 I got Modern Warfare

00:14:30.260 Call of Duty

00:14:31.100 and it's fun

00:14:34.420 it's definitely fun

00:14:35.360 but it's different

00:14:36.240 it's a lot different

00:14:38.000 I feel like

00:14:38.500 than when I was young

00:14:39.440 these

00:14:40.840 the video games now

00:14:42.320 you can't really lose

00:14:43.580 every time

00:14:45.640 you get a little

00:14:46.160 they got a checkpoint

00:14:47.020 they call it

00:14:48.020 you check

00:14:48.500 oh you got the checkpoint

00:14:49.720 whenever you start

00:14:50.940 back again

00:14:51.620 you start right here

00:14:53.280 buckaroo

00:14:53.900 good luck

00:14:55.420 good luck

00:14:56.860 young buck

00:14:57.560 you're gonna be

00:14:58.240 you're gonna do great

00:14:59.580 out there

00:15:00.720 when I was young

00:15:03.000 I remember

00:15:05.560 you had to

00:15:06.600 look

00:15:07.920 if you

00:15:08.260 we knew

00:15:08.640 like

00:15:09.020 you had a couple

00:15:11.140 of lives

00:15:11.700 and if you

00:15:12.100 lost

00:15:12.440 them all

00:15:12.880 guess what

00:15:13.560 you had to

00:15:16.140 start

00:15:16.780 over

00:15:17.760 at the beginning

00:15:18.940 of the game

00:15:20.420 and it

00:15:22.000 was insane

00:15:23.360 I remember

00:15:24.440 if you got to the point

00:15:25.220 where you're gonna

00:15:25.620 fight the bad guy

00:15:26.720 remember

00:15:27.680 you're gonna

00:15:27.980 fight

00:15:28.300 Bowser

00:15:28.900 dude

00:15:30.160 I would

00:15:30.440 pause the game

00:15:31.780 dude

00:15:33.040 I would

00:15:33.340 take a break

00:15:34.320 you know

00:15:35.080 I'd get my

00:15:35.580 I'd get my

00:15:36.160 brother

00:15:36.440 dude

00:15:36.780 dude

00:15:37.080 do a massage

00:15:37.900 do a massage

00:15:38.840 my hands

00:15:39.960 I'd be putting

00:15:40.900 chalk on my

00:15:41.740 hands

00:15:42.220 I'd be doing

00:15:42.840 cleaning jerks

00:15:43.760 in the yard

00:15:44.560 I would get

00:15:45.740 ready

00:15:46.400 if you were

00:15:48.180 about to fight

00:15:48.900 Bowser

00:15:49.260 I would get

00:15:50.020 a rest for

00:15:50.600 two days

00:15:51.140 just leave it

00:15:51.920 leave the screen

00:15:52.620 on

00:15:52.960 I would be

00:15:56.220 there was no

00:15:57.960 I would

00:15:58.620 invite grandma

00:15:59.620 she's my

00:16:00.700 good luck charm

00:16:01.400 invite her over

00:16:02.160 grandma would

00:16:02.740 drive down

00:16:03.380 from Illinois

00:16:03.940 if I'm

00:16:06.060 fighting

00:16:06.460 Bowser

00:16:07.080 you had

00:16:07.780 to prepare

00:16:08.400 this was

00:16:08.880 it

00:16:09.260 this was

00:16:10.220 the big

00:16:10.760 showdown

00:16:11.380 you weren't

00:16:11.700 gonna get

00:16:12.400 a million

00:16:12.920 chances

00:16:13.560 at it

00:16:14.340 remember

00:16:17.520 you would

00:16:17.860 do everything

00:16:18.460 you

00:16:18.640 you know

00:16:19.700 you'd have

00:16:20.300 maybe your

00:16:21.040 dad would

00:16:21.520 even come

00:16:21.980 back

00:16:22.200 he hadn't

00:16:22.480 seen you

00:16:22.860 in years

00:16:23.320 he shows

00:16:23.840 up to

00:16:24.160 help you

00:16:24.480 fight

00:16:24.680 to watch

00:16:25.920 you fight

00:16:26.540 him

00:16:26.740 and he's

00:16:27.540 in disguise

00:16:28.120 because he

00:16:28.640 don't want

00:16:28.960 your mom

00:16:29.300 trying to

00:16:29.660 get any

00:16:29.960 of the

00:16:30.180 money

00:16:30.420 he owes

00:16:30.960 and then

00:16:31.700 he leaves

00:16:32.180 you lose

00:16:32.680 and he's

00:16:33.460 gone

00:16:33.740 but you

00:16:35.760 know

00:16:35.840 but there's

00:16:36.240 rumors that

00:16:36.780 it was

00:16:37.000 him

00:16:37.340 it was

00:16:38.240 just a

00:16:38.600 different

00:16:38.860 time

00:16:39.260 and if

00:16:39.500 you were

00:16:39.720 at the

00:16:40.020 if you

00:16:40.460 were

00:16:40.580 fighting

00:16:41.060 the

00:16:41.380 champ

00:16:41.860 the

00:16:42.280 Bowser

00:16:42.720 and now

00:16:46.120 it's like

00:16:46.500 you're at

00:16:46.780 the end

00:16:47.180 they got

00:16:47.480 a movie

00:16:47.980 in between

00:16:48.540 to make

00:16:48.960 you feel

00:16:49.260 comfortable

00:16:49.880 you can

00:16:51.860 restart a

00:16:52.520 million times

00:16:53.260 at the

00:16:53.580 end

00:16:53.920 you can't

00:16:54.440 lose

00:16:54.960 you can't

00:16:57.520 really lose

00:16:58.300 but it

00:17:00.300 was different

00:17:01.020 back then

00:17:01.620 you had

00:17:01.900 remember

00:17:02.560 sometimes

00:17:02.940 you would

00:17:03.220 have to

00:17:03.420 put something

00:17:03.880 in the

00:17:04.080 machine

00:17:04.460 the machine

00:17:04.960 broke

00:17:05.420 after a

00:17:07.180 while it

00:17:07.480 broke

00:17:07.720 and you

00:17:07.900 had to

00:17:08.040 put something

00:17:08.420 in there

00:17:08.600 to hold

00:17:08.940 the game

00:17:09.320 in place

00:17:09.900 or you

00:17:11.320 had to

00:17:11.460 have your

00:17:11.740 sister sit

00:17:12.520 there and

00:17:12.900 hold the

00:17:13.440 game

00:17:14.000 remember that

00:17:15.880 hold the

00:17:17.780 game

00:17:18.220 she'd be like

00:17:18.720 I'm not

00:17:19.040 holding the

00:17:19.440 game

00:17:19.920 you're damn

00:17:21.320 holding the

00:17:21.920 game or you

00:17:22.460 ain't eating

00:17:23.120 and she

00:17:25.280 would hold

00:17:25.800 the game

00:17:26.540 but then she

00:17:29.040 would get

00:17:29.360 nervous or

00:17:30.060 something or

00:17:30.400 she would

00:17:30.700 sneeze and

00:17:31.360 move both

00:17:31.800 her hands to

00:17:32.340 cover her

00:17:32.720 mouth because

00:17:33.080 she had

00:17:33.460 manners and

00:17:34.700 she and

00:17:35.620 she and

00:17:36.860 she and

00:17:38.000 she fucked

00:17:38.960 the game

00:17:39.520 up and

00:17:41.520 everybody would

00:17:42.360 be pissed and

00:17:44.340 you wouldn't

00:17:44.700 forget it even

00:17:45.340 at Christmas

00:17:45.800 times you

00:17:46.360 wouldn't get

00:17:46.700 her nothing

00:17:47.140 and you and

00:17:48.540 because you

00:17:48.920 couldn't forget

00:17:49.460 that but

00:17:51.260 yeah you had

00:17:51.920 look it took

00:17:52.460 you a day to

00:17:53.180 get to Bowser

00:17:53.960 and by God

00:17:56.420 you would train

00:17:58.160 you would eat

00:17:58.740 healthy you

00:18:00.200 would have all

00:18:00.680 your Brussels

00:18:01.240 spouts just

00:18:01.920 getting ready

00:18:02.620 pause the

00:18:03.440 game upstairs

00:18:04.240 you're fighting

00:18:04.860 you're ready

00:18:05.420 different

00:18:06.280 but yeah I've

00:18:08.720 been playing

00:18:09.000 Modern Warfare

00:18:09.840 Call of Duty a

00:18:10.680 little bit

00:18:11.260 I don't have a

00:18:13.460 I guess I have a

00:18:14.220 screen name but

00:18:14.740 I don't know how

00:18:15.260 to put it out

00:18:17.040 there yet

00:18:17.580 out into the

00:18:18.580 ether

00:18:19.000 but it's

00:18:20.500 summertime

00:18:20.840 it's hot

00:18:21.520 it's hot as

00:18:22.780 Hades

00:18:23.140 and it's

00:18:24.620 Hades even

00:18:25.160 shut down right

00:18:25.940 now because

00:18:26.500 it's hot

00:18:27.840 enough out

00:18:28.320 here

00:18:28.560 so it

00:18:30.700 is a

00:18:31.180 free-for-all

00:18:32.020 in heaven

00:18:32.460 right now

00:18:32.800 everybody's

00:18:33.540 getting in

00:18:34.580 what else

00:18:37.240 is happening

00:18:37.800 I watched

00:18:39.960 the fights

00:18:40.700 man it

00:18:41.280 was crazy

00:18:42.140 dude some

00:18:43.720 of the

00:18:43.940 fights

00:18:44.320 I mean

00:18:47.060 I think

00:18:49.000 I was thinking

00:18:49.460 about what do

00:18:49.980 I like about

00:18:50.580 the fights

00:18:51.080 oh and I

00:18:51.420 got this

00:18:51.720 paid in

00:18:52.100 full too

00:18:52.540 this is

00:18:53.080 one of

00:18:55.000 Dustin Poirier

00:18:55.680 shirts

00:18:56.260 and if

00:18:57.360 you want

00:18:57.600 to snag

00:18:58.040 it it's

00:18:58.320 out there

00:18:58.780 on

00:18:59.040 I don't

00:19:00.700 know what

00:19:01.060 it is

00:19:01.500 he don't

00:19:01.800 even know

00:19:02.020 I got

00:19:02.360 this but

00:19:02.900 but yeah

00:19:05.720 it's out

00:19:06.120 there

00:19:06.440 I think

00:19:07.620 Parrish

00:19:08.140 Inc.

00:19:09.300 is the

00:19:09.640 company that

00:19:10.180 has them

00:19:10.620 but

00:19:11.780 oh and we

00:19:13.000 have an

00:19:13.220 RIP

00:19:13.540 Billy

00:19:13.880 Conforto

00:19:14.540 shirt up

00:19:15.060 as well

00:19:15.560 and shout

00:19:17.880 out to the

00:19:18.200 embankment

00:19:18.740 gang and

00:19:19.160 everybody

00:19:19.420 that's been

00:19:19.820 so supportive

00:19:20.560 and we're

00:19:21.100 going to do

00:19:21.380 something nice

00:19:21.860 for his

00:19:22.160 mother with

00:19:23.140 the proceeds

00:19:23.620 she has no

00:19:24.220 idea how many

00:19:24.840 people care about

00:19:25.480 her son

00:19:25.980 who's lost

00:19:28.540 who's gone

00:19:29.140 not lost

00:19:29.860 but who's

00:19:30.300 certainly gone

00:19:31.260 to heaven

00:19:31.620 and is

00:19:31.940 definitely

00:19:32.260 probably one

00:19:32.760 of the

00:19:32.980 toughest

00:19:33.400 gay male

00:19:35.700 boxers

00:19:37.020 busboy

00:19:38.800 pet owners

00:19:40.720 who drive a

00:19:42.160 4.0

00:19:42.820 Mustang

00:19:43.280 with a

00:19:45.600 convertible

00:19:46.060 top but

00:19:46.780 the convertible

00:19:47.760 top is

00:19:49.080 inactive

00:19:50.220 the

00:19:51.460 sticks

00:19:52.920 the

00:19:53.660 material

00:19:54.740 part

00:19:55.060 is gone

00:19:55.420 so

00:19:55.600 it's

00:19:55.760 just

00:19:55.940 you

00:19:56.220 can

00:19:56.320 pull

00:19:56.480 the

00:19:56.620 sticks

00:19:56.800 forward

00:19:57.040 but

00:19:57.200 it

00:19:57.300 just

00:19:57.500 looks

00:19:57.720 dumb

00:19:58.060 it

00:19:58.200 looks

00:19:58.360 like

00:19:58.540 two

00:20:00.020 ants

00:20:00.340 arms

00:20:00.780 kind of

00:20:01.800 but

00:20:02.160 anyway

00:20:03.180 you can

00:20:05.060 get those

00:20:05.340 at

00:20:05.460 theovine.com

00:20:06.400 slash

00:20:06.840 store

00:20:07.320 yeah

00:20:08.560 summer

00:20:08.960 it's the

00:20:09.400 dog days

00:20:09.940 of summer

00:20:10.320 they call

00:20:10.740 it

00:20:11.180 so

00:20:11.700 and I

00:20:13.100 wonder why

00:20:13.460 they call

00:20:13.800 it that

00:20:14.040 I guess

00:20:14.320 a long

00:20:14.620 time ago

00:20:15.120 they had

00:20:15.960 you know

00:20:18.820 I don't

00:20:19.120 know

00:20:19.400 I guess

00:20:19.980 it was

00:20:20.220 so hot

00:20:20.760 that

00:20:21.120 that only

00:20:23.460 dogs

00:20:23.940 probably

00:20:24.380 were

00:20:24.800 were still

00:20:27.120 your friend

00:20:27.700 because people

00:20:29.780 don't want to

00:20:30.080 be a friend

00:20:30.520 in the

00:20:30.780 summer

00:20:31.060 friendship

00:20:32.200 is more

00:20:32.600 of an

00:20:32.900 autumn

00:20:33.580 time

00:20:33.980 thing

00:20:34.420 summer

00:20:35.720 it's

00:20:36.480 people

00:20:37.760 trying

00:20:38.020 to

00:20:38.160 survive

00:20:38.720 you know

00:20:40.960 every year

00:20:41.380 a couple

00:20:41.600 senior

00:20:41.900 citizens

00:20:42.280 they don't

00:20:42.560 make it

00:20:42.860 through

00:20:42.980 the

00:20:43.140 summer

00:20:43.400 they have

00:20:45.440 something

00:20:45.620 called

00:20:45.860 heat stroke

00:20:46.540 people

00:20:48.000 just

00:20:48.220 can't

00:20:48.500 even

00:20:48.720 too

00:20:49.740 much

00:20:49.960 heat

00:20:50.180 for

00:20:50.380 them

00:20:50.480 and

00:20:50.540 they

00:20:50.660 just

00:20:50.820 go

00:20:51.000 see

00:20:51.960 the

00:20:52.160 Lord

00:20:52.440 they're

00:20:52.660 like

00:20:52.820 oh

00:20:53.040 it's

00:20:53.200 too

00:20:53.400 hot

00:20:53.660 out

00:20:53.820 here

00:20:54.060 bro

00:20:54.360 catch

00:20:55.800 you

00:20:55.960 guys

00:20:56.280 on

00:20:56.500 the

00:20:56.900 B

00:20:57.200 side

00:20:57.420 I'm

00:20:57.600 going

00:20:57.740 to

00:20:57.900 see

00:20:58.060 the

00:20:58.320 Lord

00:20:59.440 yeah

00:21:02.080 watch

00:21:02.360 the

00:21:02.560 fights

00:21:02.840 man

00:21:03.020 the

00:21:03.380 thing

00:21:03.620 about

00:21:03.840 the

00:21:04.020 fights

00:21:04.380 that

00:21:04.640 gets

00:21:05.020 me

00:21:05.400 is

00:21:05.980 I

00:21:08.300 think

00:21:08.540 it's

00:21:08.720 just

00:21:08.900 such

00:21:09.280 a

00:21:09.560 thing

00:21:09.860 that

00:21:10.020 I

00:21:10.140 can't

00:21:10.480 do

00:21:10.800 it's

00:21:12.000 such

00:21:12.240 a

00:21:12.420 fear

00:21:13.500 of

00:21:13.760 mine

00:21:14.100 like

00:21:15.580 if

00:21:15.760 you

00:21:15.900 lock

00:21:16.220 me

00:21:16.420 in

00:21:16.520 a

00:21:16.660 cage

00:21:16.980 with

00:21:17.160 somebody

00:21:17.860 like

00:21:20.340 I'm

00:21:20.560 glad

00:21:20.760 I'm

00:21:20.920 not

00:21:21.060 one

00:21:21.200 of

00:21:21.280 the

00:21:21.380 referees

00:21:21.840 of

00:21:21.940 the

00:21:22.040 fights

00:21:22.400 of

00:21:23.200 the

00:21:23.340 UFC

00:21:23.640 because

00:21:24.040 my

00:21:25.200 stomach

00:21:25.560 is

00:21:25.760 just

00:21:25.940 not

00:21:26.240 built

00:21:26.500 for

00:21:26.760 it

00:21:26.920 I

00:21:27.260 would

00:21:27.440 stop

00:21:27.720 the

00:21:27.900 fight

00:21:28.160 right

00:21:28.640 when

00:21:28.780 they

00:21:28.900 got

00:21:29.060 in

00:21:29.160 the

00:21:29.280 ring

00:21:29.520 like

00:21:30.140 guys

00:21:31.160 this

00:21:32.380 I'm

00:21:33.080 gonna

00:21:33.140 call

00:21:33.300 the

00:21:33.440 principal

00:21:33.760 right

00:21:34.060 now

00:21:34.440 we

00:21:34.780 got

00:21:35.020 to

00:21:35.260 shut

00:21:35.840 this

00:21:36.220 down

00:21:36.700 unless

00:21:38.500 I

00:21:38.720 was

00:21:38.860 fighting

00:21:39.180 honestly

00:21:39.700 like

00:21:39.980 if

00:21:40.140 they

00:21:40.280 had

00:21:40.520 comedians

00:21:41.340 you

00:21:45.000 know

00:21:45.180 I

00:21:45.360 mean

00:21:45.760 I

00:21:45.880 think

00:21:46.040 I

00:21:46.180 could

00:21:46.300 fight

00:21:46.520 Chris

00:21:46.760 D'Elia

00:21:47.060 probably

00:21:47.600 and

00:21:50.100 I'd

00:21:50.320 put

00:21:50.480 that

00:21:50.660 on

00:21:50.800 the

00:21:50.920 undercard

00:21:51.380 if

00:21:51.580 Justin

00:21:53.100 Bieber

00:21:53.520 fought

00:21:53.980 Tommy

00:21:55.220 Cruz

00:21:55.660 I'd

00:21:56.700 go

00:21:56.840 undercard

00:21:57.380 and

00:21:57.560 fight

00:21:57.840 D'Elia

00:21:59.060 on that

00:21:59.420 card

00:21:59.720 I

00:22:02.020 would

00:22:02.180 take

00:22:02.360 D'Elia

00:22:02.640 and

00:22:02.800 then

00:22:02.900 I

00:22:03.000 think

00:22:03.140 you

00:22:03.240 also

00:22:03.480 put

00:22:03.780 like

00:22:03.940 a

00:22:04.080 Duncan

00:22:04.360 Trussell

00:22:05.000 up

00:22:06.200 against

00:22:06.680 like

00:22:06.980 a

00:22:07.160 Ben

00:22:07.440 Shapiro

00:22:08.000 and

00:22:10.920 I

00:22:11.040 think

00:22:11.220 you

00:22:11.380 put

00:22:11.640 like

00:22:11.920 lastly

00:22:12.660 I'd

00:22:13.520 like

00:22:13.640 to

00:22:13.780 see

00:22:13.940 like

00:22:14.120 a

00:22:14.300 Owen

00:22:14.580 Benjamin

00:22:15.020 versus

00:22:15.360 like

00:22:15.500 a

00:22:15.660 Chelsea

00:22:15.980 Handler

00:22:16.480 you

00:22:20.320 know

00:22:20.600 yeah

00:22:23.640 those

00:22:23.920 are

00:22:24.020 some

00:22:24.200 fights

00:22:24.460 that

00:22:24.600 I

00:22:24.700 think

00:22:24.820 would

00:22:24.940 be

00:22:25.060 cool

00:22:25.280 to

00:22:25.440 see

00:22:25.740 on

00:22:26.200 a

00:22:26.320 card

00:22:26.620 what

00:22:29.000 else

00:22:29.380 man

00:22:29.760 what

00:22:30.000 else

00:22:30.180 there's

00:22:30.660 other

00:22:30.900 stuff

00:22:31.400 what's

00:22:33.660 been

00:22:33.820 going

00:22:34.080 on

00:22:34.540 what's

00:22:36.380 been

00:22:36.560 going

00:22:36.860 on

00:22:37.340 I

00:22:37.840 I

00:22:39.160 don't

00:22:41.400 know

00:22:41.520 man

00:22:41.680 this

00:22:41.840 weekend

00:22:42.100 I

00:22:42.220 was

00:22:42.340 kind

00:22:42.540 of

00:22:42.740 honest

00:22:43.200 like

00:22:43.400 I

00:22:43.500 didn't

00:22:43.660 really

00:22:43.860 do

00:22:44.060 much

00:22:44.260 for

00:22:45.240 4th

00:22:45.660 of

00:22:45.760 July

00:22:46.160 I

00:22:48.040 went

00:22:48.220 and

00:22:48.400 walked

00:22:48.760 up

00:22:49.660 and

00:22:49.820 down

00:22:50.140 the

00:22:50.640 boardwalk

00:22:51.460 in

00:22:51.640 Venice

00:22:52.020 and

00:22:53.020 it

00:22:53.140 was

00:22:53.340 you

00:22:54.400 know

00:22:54.520 it's

00:22:54.720 nice

00:22:54.960 to see

00:22:55.300 everybody

00:22:55.700 out

00:22:56.040 there

00:22:56.240 people

00:22:56.540 just

00:22:56.820 enjoying

00:22:57.460 you

00:22:58.260 know

00:22:58.400 they

00:22:58.620 got

00:22:58.800 a

00:22:58.940 little

00:22:59.200 kid

00:22:59.620 you

00:22:59.780 know

00:22:59.920 sucking

00:23:00.300 on

00:23:00.520 a

00:23:00.680 beef

00:23:00.960 frank

00:23:01.460 and

00:23:02.240 it's

00:23:02.380 not

00:23:02.600 sexual

00:23:03.100 though

00:23:03.340 it's

00:23:03.500 in

00:23:03.600 the

00:23:03.740 spirit

00:23:04.060 of

00:23:04.360 you

00:23:05.540 know

00:23:05.660 of

00:23:05.800 America

00:23:06.280 and

00:23:07.460 they

00:23:07.920 got

00:23:08.180 somebody

00:23:08.700 they

00:23:08.900 got

00:23:09.100 a

00:23:09.260 thick

00:23:09.520 broad

00:23:09.880 or

00:23:10.040 something

00:23:10.240 on

00:23:10.380 Instagram

00:23:10.760 popping

00:23:11.320 off

00:23:11.620 doing

00:23:11.820 fireworks

00:23:12.640 you

00:23:14.200 know

00:23:14.360 she

00:23:14.560 got

00:23:14.720 a

00:23:14.840 couple

00:23:15.020 mixed

00:23:15.460 kids

00:23:15.780 in

00:23:15.920 the

00:23:16.040 back

00:23:16.280 of

00:23:16.440 a

00:23:16.660 Toyota

00:23:19.140 Tercel

00:23:19.840 and

00:23:21.040 there's

00:23:21.260 no

00:23:21.700 you

00:23:22.780 know

00:23:22.880 for

00:23:23.040 one

00:23:23.300 day

00:23:23.460 it's

00:23:23.620 not

00:23:23.800 about

00:23:24.040 child

00:23:27.460 America

00:23:27.980 and

00:23:30.080 so

00:23:30.260 it was

00:23:30.460 great

00:23:30.720 to see

00:23:31.080 you

00:23:31.240 got

00:23:31.420 people

00:23:31.820 you

00:23:31.980 know

00:23:32.100 they

00:23:32.240 had

00:23:32.400 a

00:23:32.540 guy

00:23:32.760 in

00:23:32.880 a

00:23:33.000 wheelchair

00:23:33.380 and

00:23:33.680 his

00:23:33.800 family

00:23:34.120 had

00:23:34.340 painted

00:23:34.680 he

00:23:34.860 was

00:23:35.000 in

00:23:35.100 a

00:23:35.220 full

00:23:35.420 body

00:23:35.680 cast

00:23:36.220 and

00:23:37.560 I

00:23:37.700 don't

00:23:37.820 I

00:23:38.180 think

00:23:38.420 he

00:23:38.580 it

00:23:39.920 looked

00:23:40.140 to

00:23:40.280 me

00:23:40.380 like

00:23:40.560 he

00:23:40.680 should

00:23:40.840 have

00:23:40.920 been

00:23:41.040 in

00:23:41.160 the

00:23:41.280 hospital

00:23:41.600 I

00:23:41.860 guess

00:23:42.060 if

00:23:42.240 somebody

00:23:42.660 is

00:23:42.960 in

00:23:45.280 a

00:23:45.440 full

00:23:45.700 body

00:23:46.000 cast

00:23:46.420 I

00:23:46.540 guess

00:23:47.200 even

00:23:48.920 at

00:23:49.080 the

00:23:49.200 hospital

00:23:49.540 they

00:23:49.740 can't

00:23:49.980 do

00:23:50.140 anything

00:23:50.500 but

00:23:53.020 this

00:23:53.260 family

00:23:53.580 had

00:23:53.840 him

00:23:53.980 out

00:23:54.160 they

00:23:54.340 had

00:23:54.520 him

00:23:54.620 on

00:23:54.740 like

00:23:54.880 a

00:23:55.040 gurney

00:23:55.360 pushing

00:23:55.760 him

00:23:55.920 around

00:23:56.380 which

00:23:57.860 is

00:23:58.020 weird

00:23:58.240 you

00:23:58.800 see

00:23:59.020 people

00:23:59.300 in

00:23:59.460 wheelchairs

00:23:59.840 I

00:23:59.960 never

00:24:00.120 seen

00:24:00.340 a

00:24:00.500 family

00:24:00.760 just

00:24:00.980 pushing

00:24:01.300 a

00:24:01.480 dude

00:24:01.640 around

00:24:01.940 on

00:24:02.060 a

00:24:02.220 gurney

00:24:02.580 actually

00:24:03.160 I

00:24:03.340 have

00:24:03.540 one

00:24:03.700 other

00:24:03.880 time

00:24:04.220 at

00:24:04.340 a

00:24:04.460 party

00:24:04.720 but

00:24:05.020 but

00:24:06.860 yeah

00:24:07.060 not

00:24:07.320 just

00:24:07.580 on

00:24:07.740 the

00:24:07.840 by

00:24:08.000 the

00:24:08.160 beach

00:24:08.560 and

00:24:09.060 they

00:24:09.180 were

00:24:09.320 pushing

00:24:09.700 this

00:24:09.960 guy

00:24:10.380 and

00:24:11.940 I

00:24:12.060 just

00:24:12.260 be

00:24:12.480 scared

00:24:12.920 if

00:24:13.200 that

00:24:14.160 a

00:24:14.320 woodpecker

00:24:14.840 get

00:24:15.080 into

00:24:15.360 you

00:24:15.660 because

00:24:17.120 that

00:24:23.840 when

00:24:25.120 you

00:24:25.220 think

00:24:25.480 about

00:24:25.740 that

00:24:26.160 I

00:24:28.100 mean

00:24:28.220 that

00:24:28.420 would

00:24:28.560 be

00:24:28.660 the

00:24:28.840 worst

00:24:29.160 you

00:24:29.320 somebody

00:24:29.620 parks

00:24:30.020 you

00:24:30.160 in

00:24:30.260 a

00:24:30.360 yard

00:24:30.640 for

00:24:30.860 a

00:24:31.020 minute

00:24:31.200 or

00:24:31.380 outside

00:24:31.740 of

00:24:31.880 a

00:24:32.020 7-11

00:24:32.700 you

00:24:34.340 know

00:24:34.520 and

00:24:34.660 you

00:24:34.780 you

00:24:35.120 you

00:24:35.500 you

00:24:36.140 gurneyed

00:24:36.640 up

00:24:36.840 something

00:24:37.080 happened

00:24:37.420 to

00:24:37.580 you

00:24:37.820 fire

00:24:38.420 or

00:24:39.080 you

00:24:40.120 know

00:24:40.220 probably

00:24:40.500 about

00:24:40.680 a

00:24:40.840 six

00:24:41.100 story

00:24:41.400 fall

00:24:41.840 I

00:24:42.420 think

00:24:42.600 four

00:24:42.940 stories

00:24:43.320 or

00:24:43.480 under

00:24:43.660 you

00:24:43.820 probably

00:24:44.080 could

00:24:44.420 be

00:24:45.560 just

00:24:45.820 in

00:24:45.960 a

00:24:46.200 wheelchair

00:24:47.040 but

00:24:47.520 anything

00:24:48.200 over

00:24:48.460 four

00:24:48.860 you

00:24:49.020 going

00:24:49.180 to

00:24:49.260 end

00:24:49.420 up

00:24:49.720 on

00:24:49.980 a

00:24:50.140 gurney

00:24:50.440 full

00:24:50.660 body

00:24:50.920 cast

00:24:51.520 that's

00:24:53.820 what

00:24:53.940 I

00:24:54.100 think

00:24:54.400 I've

00:24:55.200 only

00:24:55.360 fallen

00:24:55.680 off

00:24:55.940 of

00:24:56.120 probably

00:24:57.580 20

00:24:57.960 feet

00:24:58.340 and

00:25:00.580 I

00:25:00.700 ended

00:25:00.840 up

00:25:01.000 actually

00:25:01.400 I

00:25:02.120 got

00:25:02.240 attacked

00:25:02.540 by

00:25:02.740 animals

00:25:03.080 right

00:25:03.260 when

00:25:03.380 I

00:25:03.460 hit

00:25:03.580 the

00:25:03.700 ground

00:25:04.020 and

00:25:04.800 it's

00:25:04.960 crazy

00:25:05.220 because

00:25:05.500 if

00:25:05.740 you

00:25:05.840 get

00:25:05.980 attacked

00:25:06.220 by

00:25:06.400 animals

00:25:06.660 right

00:25:06.940 after

00:25:07.120 you

00:25:07.240 go

00:25:07.360 through

00:25:07.520 a

00:25:07.620 big

00:25:07.760 fall

00:25:08.000 you

00:25:08.160 almost

00:25:08.420 don't

00:25:08.620 even

00:25:08.740 remember

00:25:09.020 the

00:25:09.200 fall

00:25:09.500 because

00:25:10.240 you

00:25:10.320 have

00:25:10.420 to

00:25:10.560 defend

00:25:10.880 yourself

00:25:11.280 so

00:25:11.560 much

00:25:12.000 but

00:25:15.200 yeah

00:25:15.500 it's

00:25:15.700 summertime

00:25:19.420 be most

00:25:19.840 afraid

00:25:20.180 of

00:25:20.400 if

00:25:20.660 you

00:25:21.860 know

00:25:21.980 your

00:25:22.180 buddy

00:25:23.120 is

00:25:23.300 7-Eleven

00:25:23.900 he's

00:25:24.160 supposed

00:25:24.320 to be

00:25:24.600 responsible

00:25:25.200 and

00:25:26.380 he

00:25:26.560 leaves

00:25:27.000 you

00:25:27.360 outside

00:25:29.100 of

00:25:29.300 the

00:25:29.440 7-Eleven

00:25:30.100 and

00:25:30.280 go in

00:25:30.580 there

00:25:30.740 and

00:25:30.880 get

00:25:31.040 a

00:25:31.220 thing

00:25:32.940 of

00:25:33.100 starburst

00:25:33.760 or

00:25:33.960 something

00:25:34.280 and

00:25:35.060 a

00:25:35.220 minute

00:25:35.400 made

00:25:35.900 and

00:25:36.920 next

00:25:37.240 thing

00:25:37.420 you

00:25:37.540 know

00:25:37.660 they

00:25:37.800 got

00:25:37.980 a

00:25:38.100 couple

00:25:38.340 fucking

00:25:38.900 dub

00:25:39.240 peas

00:25:39.620 hit

00:25:39.840 you

00:25:40.020 up

00:25:40.260 man

00:25:40.580 a

00:25:41.080 couple

00:25:41.220 woodpeckers

00:25:41.940 just

00:25:42.100 start

00:25:42.380 just

00:25:43.040 teeing

00:25:43.420 off

00:25:43.720 into

00:25:43.920 your

00:25:44.100 leg

00:25:45.100 and

00:25:47.380 arms

00:25:47.760 and

00:25:47.920 shit

00:25:48.100 you

00:25:50.340 in

00:25:50.620 that

00:25:50.780 full

00:25:51.060 body

00:25:51.400 cast

00:25:51.900 and

00:25:52.080 next

00:25:52.320 thing

00:25:52.520 you

00:25:52.660 know

00:25:52.960 they

00:25:53.980 got

00:25:54.160 three

00:25:54.360 or

00:25:54.520 four

00:25:54.740 woodpeckers

00:25:55.420 trying to

00:25:55.780 teach

00:25:56.020 you

00:25:56.160 a

00:25:56.320 lesson

00:25:56.660 I

00:25:58.520 mean

00:25:58.660 that's

00:25:58.920 really

00:25:59.220 that's

00:25:59.500 the

00:25:59.620 dark

00:25:59.900 arts

00:26:00.200 right

00:26:00.440 there

00:26:00.820 so

00:26:02.520 if

00:26:02.680 you're

00:26:02.840 in

00:26:02.920 a

00:26:03.020 wheelchair

00:26:03.280 or

00:26:03.460 something

00:26:03.560 you

00:26:03.720 have

00:26:04.000 to

00:26:04.160 know

00:26:04.340 who's

00:26:04.580 pushing

00:26:04.940 you

00:26:05.120 around

00:26:05.500 you

00:26:06.760 can't

00:26:07.120 just

00:26:07.280 let

00:26:07.580 anybody

00:26:08.240 push

00:26:11.040 you

00:26:11.220 around

00:26:11.480 you

00:26:11.660 gotta

00:26:11.940 ask

00:26:12.440 hey

00:26:12.680 let

00:26:12.880 me

00:26:13.000 see

00:26:13.180 some

00:26:13.440 you

00:26:13.680 know

00:26:13.900 some

00:26:15.380 credentials

00:26:15.900 or

00:26:16.300 something

00:26:16.620 let me

00:26:16.960 see

00:26:17.160 your

00:26:17.480 driver's

00:26:18.040 license

00:26:18.400 let me

00:26:18.780 see

00:26:19.120 you know

00:26:20.760 do you

00:26:21.040 know

00:26:21.200 anybody

00:26:21.640 else

00:26:21.960 that's

00:26:22.200 handicapped

00:26:22.800 can you

00:26:23.160 roller skate

00:26:23.800 you gotta

00:26:24.260 ask these

00:26:24.800 people

00:26:25.080 questions

00:26:25.800 because

00:26:27.460 when you

00:26:27.740 put

00:26:27.960 your

00:26:28.180 you know

00:26:28.720 when

00:26:28.900 you're

00:26:29.060 in

00:26:29.160 a

00:26:29.280 full

00:26:29.460 body

00:26:29.720 cast

00:26:30.200 and

00:26:30.360 you

00:26:30.500 let

00:26:30.820 just

00:26:31.120 any

00:26:31.640 fucking

00:26:32.060 lollygagger

00:26:33.100 kind of

00:26:35.360 just sort

00:26:35.980 just sortle

00:26:36.720 you around

00:26:37.220 the world

00:26:37.760 you're

00:26:39.480 susceptible

00:26:39.940 to shit

00:26:40.520 man

00:26:40.840 dude

00:26:42.340 they park

00:26:42.820 you in

00:26:43.060 a busy

00:26:43.420 spot

00:26:43.860 they park

00:26:44.360 you know

00:26:44.740 it could

00:26:46.060 be lights

00:26:46.580 out

00:26:46.880 baby

00:26:47.240 so

00:26:48.700 um

00:26:50.760 we got

00:26:51.860 some great

00:26:52.160 calls that

00:26:52.620 came in

00:26:53.360 it is

00:26:54.160 summertime

00:26:54.620 so

00:26:55.840 let's see

00:26:56.620 if we can

00:26:56.940 keep you

00:26:57.320 guys

00:26:57.600 cool

00:26:57.960 welcome

00:26:58.240 to this

00:26:58.640 cool

00:26:59.240 episode

00:26:59.800 we're

00:27:00.840 gonna

00:27:00.920 keep

00:27:01.180 it

00:27:01.380 cool

00:27:02.500 in

00:27:03.180 here

00:27:03.520 because

00:27:05.120 that was

00:27:05.500 the thing

00:27:05.940 staying

00:27:06.300 cool

00:27:06.680 how do

00:27:07.060 you stay

00:27:07.360 cool

00:27:07.780 you know

00:27:08.720 we used

00:27:08.960 to go

00:27:09.140 get water

00:27:09.680 and put

00:27:10.040 it on

00:27:10.240 the bed

00:27:10.640 at night

00:27:11.120 because

00:27:12.260 my mom

00:27:12.860 the lowest

00:27:13.360 she would

00:27:13.720 put the

00:27:14.040 air

00:27:14.220 conditioner

00:27:14.720 I think

00:27:15.700 was maybe

00:27:16.160 78

00:27:16.880 so

00:27:18.540 because

00:27:18.780 air

00:27:19.000 conditioning

00:27:19.280 is

00:27:19.420 expensive

00:27:19.840 and so

00:27:21.700 at night

00:27:22.400 we would

00:27:22.700 go get

00:27:23.040 water

00:27:23.540 and get

00:27:25.020 a handful

00:27:25.580 of water

00:27:26.080 and put

00:27:26.400 it on

00:27:26.580 the bed

00:27:27.020 and you

00:27:28.320 wet your

00:27:28.760 bed

00:27:29.020 really

00:27:29.240 with your

00:27:29.560 hands

00:27:29.940 with cold

00:27:30.820 water

00:27:31.140 and then

00:27:31.380 lay in it

00:27:32.100 and man

00:27:33.260 it was

00:27:33.700 I guess

00:27:37.220 it was

00:27:37.520 I guess

00:27:38.860 it was

00:27:39.140 awesome

00:27:39.560 you know

00:27:41.040 it would

00:27:41.180 be so

00:27:41.680 cold

00:27:42.180 and you

00:27:42.400 go to

00:27:42.660 sleep

00:27:42.880 and you

00:27:43.080 wake up

00:27:43.500 and then

00:27:43.700 the bed

00:27:43.980 would be

00:27:44.220 kind of

00:27:44.480 dry

00:27:44.840 and you

00:27:45.240 would be

00:27:45.620 and you

00:27:47.260 would be

00:27:47.760 you would

00:27:48.300 able to

00:27:48.980 get to

00:27:49.420 sleep

00:27:49.700 but it

00:27:49.940 would get

00:27:50.240 you over

00:27:50.520 that hump

00:27:51.120 and sometimes

00:27:53.520 you know

00:27:53.740 it would be

00:27:53.940 kind of

00:27:54.180 scary

00:27:54.460 because you

00:27:54.660 have to

00:27:54.800 go get

00:27:55.100 the water

00:27:55.580 and bring

00:27:55.940 it to

00:27:56.140 your bed

00:27:56.600 and you

00:27:57.140 try to

00:27:57.560 put it

00:27:57.860 out

00:27:57.980 but the

00:27:58.520 hand is

00:27:59.060 not a

00:27:59.320 very good

00:28:00.180 serving

00:28:00.660 instrument

00:28:01.500 for just

00:28:02.280 straight water

00:28:02.860 so you'd

00:28:03.920 have to go

00:28:04.280 get a couple

00:28:04.820 handfuls

00:28:05.400 you're running

00:28:05.740 back and

00:28:06.280 forth

00:28:06.720 and put it

00:28:09.500 by your

00:28:09.800 keen areas

00:28:10.660 you put a

00:28:11.560 little up by

00:28:12.000 your head

00:28:12.400 you could rest

00:28:12.940 your head

00:28:13.320 on the wet

00:28:13.800 sheet

00:28:14.120 put a little

00:28:14.780 by your

00:28:15.140 heart

00:28:15.460 where you

00:28:15.800 you know

00:28:17.580 that fucking

00:28:18.060 mid heater

00:28:18.840 that's that

00:28:20.680 central

00:28:21.140 that's that

00:28:22.420 central heat

00:28:22.940 unit

00:28:23.280 and you put

00:28:24.880 a couple

00:28:25.140 down by

00:28:25.500 your feet

00:28:25.920 and your

00:28:26.140 thighs

00:28:26.540 and your

00:28:26.900 and your

00:28:27.900 organ bro

00:28:28.500 your low

00:28:28.920 organ

00:28:29.220 your wing

00:28:29.840 and you

00:28:31.200 just

00:28:31.400 keep that

00:28:32.860 area cool

00:28:33.540 so

00:28:34.900 we got some

00:28:35.800 calls that

00:28:36.140 came in

00:28:36.540 the hotline

00:28:37.060 is

00:28:37.240 985-664-9503

00:28:40.740 we had a

00:28:41.760 fellow that

00:28:42.100 called in

00:28:42.480 last week

00:28:43.200 let's play a

00:28:44.180 bit of his

00:28:44.560 call

00:28:45.000 right here

00:28:46.820 me and my

00:28:48.160 ex-wife went

00:28:48.860 through a pretty

00:28:49.360 nasty divorce

00:28:50.200 in 2017

00:28:51.460 it was just

00:28:52.680 like nasty

00:28:53.140 between us

00:28:53.800 we have two

00:28:54.280 little kids

00:28:54.940 we kind of

00:28:55.740 went on and

00:28:56.200 dated other

00:28:56.580 people

00:28:56.960 I got my

00:28:58.120 own place

00:28:58.540 now

00:28:58.880 I'm recently

00:29:00.300 single

00:29:00.780 she's been

00:29:01.860 coming around

00:29:02.580 a little bit

00:29:03.600 more than she

00:29:04.120 used to

00:29:04.480 and we've

00:29:05.900 been doing

00:29:06.140 some fun

00:29:06.540 stuff with

00:29:06.840 the kids

00:29:07.260 but she's

00:29:08.140 been like

00:29:08.680 staying the

00:29:09.100 night

00:29:09.420 and I

00:29:11.820 don't really

00:29:12.120 know what

00:29:12.700 to do

00:29:13.120 because she's

00:29:13.560 dating this

00:29:14.060 other guy

00:29:14.960 like I said

00:29:15.560 kind of feel

00:29:16.440 like it's

00:29:16.680 different

00:29:16.960 because we

00:29:17.340 used to be

00:29:17.620 married and

00:29:18.080 we got kids

00:29:18.620 and stuff

00:29:19.080 and I'm

00:29:19.360 kind of

00:29:19.620 hoping that

00:29:20.180 we rekindle

00:29:21.380 whatever used

00:29:22.320 to happen

00:29:22.800 so I can

00:29:23.720 get my

00:29:24.500 family back

00:29:25.060 or whatever

00:29:25.380 but with

00:29:26.500 her dating

00:29:26.860 this other

00:29:27.180 guy maybe

00:29:27.760 I should

00:29:28.180 cut her

00:29:29.100 off or

00:29:29.680 I don't

00:29:30.700 know what

00:29:30.900 to do

00:29:31.120 man

00:29:31.340 and some

00:29:32.360 people called

00:29:32.880 in with

00:29:33.220 suggestions for

00:29:34.240 this young

00:29:34.720 fella

00:29:35.160 you know

00:29:37.120 and sometimes

00:29:37.520 we can offer

00:29:38.020 suggestions and

00:29:38.860 that's helpful

00:29:39.500 and here's

00:29:42.160 some of those

00:29:42.600 here's one that

00:29:43.040 came in for

00:29:43.480 the guy

00:29:43.760 here you go

00:29:44.240 young buck

00:29:44.820 yo mr.

00:29:46.720 theo my

00:29:47.400 name is

00:29:47.660 lucas

00:29:48.120 big fan

00:29:49.680 over here

00:29:50.380 what's up

00:29:51.100 lucas

00:29:51.820 lucas with

00:29:52.820 the lid

00:29:53.240 off

00:29:53.640 that's an

00:29:54.140 old

00:29:54.480 I don't

00:29:55.920 know what

00:29:56.120 that is

00:29:56.500 actually

00:29:56.780 but um

00:29:57.380 thank you

00:29:58.620 for calling

00:29:59.000 in lucas

00:29:59.580 onward

00:29:59.980 39 years

00:30:01.800 old

00:30:02.080 in about

00:30:02.380 two weeks

00:30:03.000 so you

00:30:04.360 know

00:30:04.520 I'm feeling

00:30:05.060 that

00:30:05.340 I'm feeling

00:30:05.760 that big

00:30:06.120 time

00:30:06.440 oh yeah

00:30:07.420 feeling that

00:30:08.060 age bro

00:30:08.580 your nuts

00:30:09.060 getting long

00:30:09.780 huh

00:30:10.160 dude my

00:30:11.700 nuts grew

00:30:12.220 about probably

00:30:12.780 half inch

00:30:13.380 this year

00:30:13.880 so

00:30:15.880 dude I'm

00:30:18.540 glad I'm

00:30:18.900 not drinking

00:30:19.320 right now

00:30:19.720 if I was

00:30:20.200 I'd cut

00:30:20.620 I'd cut off

00:30:21.660 about two

00:30:22.060 inches of my

00:30:22.520 damn

00:30:22.720 nut sack

00:30:23.280 or cinch

00:30:23.740 that thing

00:30:24.080 up at the

00:30:24.440 bottom

00:30:24.760 and just

00:30:25.620 like a

00:30:25.860 damn thing

00:30:26.200 of boudin

00:30:26.820 and tighten

00:30:27.960 it up

00:30:28.360 because my

00:30:28.700 nuts are

00:30:29.140 getting

00:30:29.400 egregious

00:30:31.020 let's hear

00:30:32.100 more lucas

00:30:32.700 sorry to

00:30:33.020 interrupt

00:30:33.320 your brother

00:30:33.780 anyway

00:30:34.960 this is

00:30:35.280 for

00:30:35.620 austin

00:30:36.500 out of

00:30:37.040 utah

00:30:37.340 he called

00:30:37.760 in with

00:30:38.100 some

00:30:38.380 recently

00:30:39.000 divorced

00:30:39.580 some

00:30:40.680 issues

00:30:41.080 you know

00:30:41.400 how to

00:30:41.680 handle

00:30:41.940 how to

00:30:42.200 proceed

00:30:42.520 during

00:30:42.800 these

00:30:43.060 times

00:30:43.560 and me

00:30:44.740 myself

00:30:45.160 I'm

00:30:45.620 you know

00:30:46.400 come august

00:30:47.600 it'll be

00:30:48.000 one year

00:30:48.720 since I've

00:30:49.560 been separated

00:30:50.920 from my

00:30:51.500 my wife

00:30:53.400 you know

00:30:53.780 and kids

00:30:54.260 two step

00:30:55.380 daughters

00:30:55.780 and a

00:30:57.120 son

00:30:57.380 it's tough

00:30:58.920 man

00:30:59.220 and she's

00:31:00.920 kind of

00:31:01.300 helped me

00:31:01.660 see

00:31:01.880 you know

00:31:02.060 because at

00:31:02.340 first you

00:31:02.780 want to do

00:31:03.140 the thing

00:31:03.460 that's real

00:31:03.860 comfortable

00:31:04.260 you know

00:31:04.500 you just

00:31:04.760 want to

00:31:05.100 you want to

00:31:05.860 slip back

00:31:06.300 into that

00:31:06.860 to where

00:31:07.380 you were

00:31:07.720 because that's

00:31:08.220 what you've

00:31:08.540 known for so

00:31:09.160 long

00:31:09.440 that's what

00:31:09.980 you

00:31:10.200 that's your

00:31:11.160 comfort zone

00:31:11.760 you know

00:31:12.020 so you just

00:31:12.420 want to like

00:31:12.740 forget about

00:31:13.160 all that

00:31:13.580 that pain

00:31:15.060 and just get

00:31:15.600 back in there

00:31:16.120 but you got

00:31:17.120 to be aware

00:31:17.580 that those

00:31:17.900 kids are

00:31:18.260 watching

00:31:18.580 you know

00:31:18.900 so

00:31:19.240 you don't

00:31:21.800 want to give

00:31:22.140 them no false

00:31:22.740 hope right

00:31:23.220 so shit

00:31:24.340 man

00:31:24.600 this shit

00:31:24.880 sucks

00:31:25.240 I feel your

00:31:26.340 boy's pain

00:31:26.960 right there

00:31:27.340 so you

00:31:28.420 know

00:31:28.560 just

00:31:28.840 she's all

00:31:29.680 doing her

00:31:30.080 own thing

00:31:30.520 and you

00:31:30.840 said you

00:31:31.180 already were

00:31:31.540 doing your

00:31:31.900 own thing

00:31:32.240 Austin

00:31:32.560 so maybe

00:31:33.020 just try

00:31:34.520 to keep

00:31:34.900 it you know

00:31:35.260 just friends

00:31:36.000 and don't

00:31:36.780 give the kids

00:31:37.260 no false

00:31:37.840 hope

00:31:38.060 because they

00:31:38.360 just take

00:31:38.600 one argument

00:31:39.140 you got to

00:31:39.460 be right back

00:31:39.840 to where you

00:31:40.220 are

00:31:40.440 she's already

00:31:41.260 seen somebody

00:31:42.000 else

00:31:42.340 so it's

00:31:42.720 like it'd be

00:31:43.160 easy for her

00:31:43.640 just to say

00:31:44.080 you know

00:31:44.340 whatever

00:31:44.780 and you know

00:31:46.740 you got to

00:31:47.040 protect your

00:31:47.420 heart because

00:31:47.980 you're already

00:31:48.640 going through

00:31:49.280 the pain

00:31:49.680 you don't want

00:31:50.020 to keep

00:31:50.280 repeating that

00:31:50.920 issue over

00:31:51.640 and over

00:31:51.880 again

00:31:52.100 so just

00:31:53.620 you know

00:31:54.340 keep your

00:31:57.340 get out

00:31:57.820 and do

00:31:57.980 your own

00:31:58.180 thing

00:31:58.420 and just

00:31:58.700 be a good

00:31:59.400 dude

00:31:59.720 and that's

00:32:00.420 what I'm

00:32:00.620 trying to

00:32:00.860 do right now

00:32:01.280 so it

00:32:02.240 ain't easy

00:32:03.260 right

00:32:03.600 and Theo

00:32:04.660 listening to

00:32:05.940 you man

00:32:06.220 has helped

00:32:06.460 me out

00:32:06.720 tremendously

00:32:07.280 I follow

00:32:09.100 you and

00:32:10.480 Brendan

00:32:11.000 Shrub

00:32:11.560 and stupid

00:32:12.660 Brian

00:32:13.020 Collender

00:32:14.160 or whatever

00:32:14.620 well thanks man

00:32:16.260 that's sweet

00:32:17.840 of you to say

00:32:18.340 those things

00:32:18.780 man and honestly

00:32:19.360 that's a great

00:32:19.920 suggestion I feel

00:32:20.880 like

00:32:21.180 I mean I don't

00:32:23.180 think anybody

00:32:23.820 listening can say

00:32:24.840 that that's not

00:32:25.480 a real clean

00:32:26.660 I mean you

00:32:28.060 can tell it's

00:32:28.580 right there

00:32:28.960 with you

00:32:29.320 in your own

00:32:29.740 life

00:32:30.140 and yeah

00:32:32.640 it's so hard

00:32:33.280 I mean it's

00:32:33.740 you know

00:32:34.300 it's hard

00:32:37.420 to

00:32:38.100 you know

00:32:43.020 it's hard

00:32:43.320 to sometimes

00:32:43.700 just

00:32:44.020 want to live

00:32:47.460 the reality

00:32:48.160 it's hard

00:32:48.800 to want to

00:32:49.160 live the

00:32:49.500 reality

00:32:49.960 you know

00:32:52.680 it's easy

00:32:54.200 if we fall

00:32:54.800 back into

00:32:55.480 those comfort

00:32:56.060 zones

00:32:56.480 but those

00:32:58.020 comfort zones

00:32:58.620 can be the

00:32:59.020 same places

00:32:59.640 where we

00:33:00.360 you know

00:33:01.800 took each

00:33:02.280 other for

00:33:02.680 granted

00:33:03.060 or manipulated

00:33:03.900 each other

00:33:04.720 or didn't

00:33:05.560 you know

00:33:07.700 or were

00:33:08.060 dishonest

00:33:08.820 and

00:33:09.140 it's just

00:33:10.660 hard

00:33:11.040 but it's

00:33:11.700 hard not to

00:33:12.160 want them

00:33:12.600 because they're

00:33:13.200 comfortable

00:33:13.660 you know

00:33:16.920 it's hard

00:33:17.240 not to just

00:33:17.920 you know

00:33:18.900 want to be

00:33:19.300 with somebody

00:33:19.840 because

00:33:20.400 even for that

00:33:21.560 one hour of the

00:33:22.300 day or something

00:33:22.840 where you guys

00:33:23.200 make each other

00:33:23.720 feel great

00:33:24.320 it's like

00:33:24.920 it's a lot

00:33:27.460 of times

00:33:27.760 that'll

00:33:28.020 overshadow

00:33:28.600 the other

00:33:28.960 time

00:33:29.260 where you

00:33:29.440 really

00:33:29.680 where you

00:33:30.100 don't

00:33:30.400 or where

00:33:30.700 you don't

00:33:30.980 come through

00:33:31.440 all the

00:33:31.700 way

00:33:31.980 or where

00:33:33.200 it's not

00:33:33.540 working

00:33:33.940 but yeah

00:33:37.260 I think

00:33:37.560 if this has

00:33:38.560 to be a

00:33:38.900 new experience

00:33:39.520 you have

00:33:40.020 to be

00:33:40.440 a new

00:33:40.840 experience

00:33:41.660 but Lucas

00:33:44.340 those are

00:33:44.620 great

00:33:44.800 suggestions

00:33:45.320 that you

00:33:45.620 have

00:33:45.780 for

00:33:45.920 Austin

00:33:46.220 I appreciate

00:33:47.040 you calling

00:33:47.460 and sharing

00:33:47.860 that

00:33:48.180 you know

00:33:48.740 on such

00:33:49.040 a

00:33:49.420 you know

00:33:49.780 such a

00:33:50.540 I mean

00:33:50.800 that's a

00:33:51.080 really

00:33:51.400 sincere

00:33:52.600 level

00:33:52.960 man

00:33:53.340 you know

00:33:53.840 I could

00:33:54.060 feel your

00:33:54.620 you know

00:33:55.660 those kids

00:33:56.040 are watching

00:33:56.560 yeah

00:33:56.920 and we

00:33:58.900 don't realize

00:33:59.420 the repercussions

00:34:00.160 of things

00:34:00.600 that we do

00:34:01.100 around children

00:34:01.840 I don't have

00:34:02.320 children

00:34:02.620 but I was

00:34:03.200 a children

00:34:03.680 or a child

00:34:05.000 and I was

00:34:06.560 one child

00:34:07.220 and

00:34:07.520 and

00:34:09.260 and yeah

00:34:10.360 those things

00:34:10.820 they embed

00:34:11.540 into the kids

00:34:12.440 and sometimes

00:34:12.920 you don't know

00:34:13.300 what they're

00:34:13.560 going to be

00:34:14.060 you know

00:34:15.420 what move

00:34:15.940 what action

00:34:16.700 or something

00:34:17.120 is going to

00:34:17.500 live inside

00:34:18.020 of a kid

00:34:18.500 but

00:34:18.800 but I think

00:34:20.700 you just do

00:34:21.060 your best

00:34:21.340 to mitigate

00:34:21.880 the

00:34:22.380 the number

00:34:23.820 of them

00:34:24.280 and yeah

00:34:26.620 it's like

00:34:26.840 a lot of times

00:34:27.260 I want things

00:34:27.720 to change

00:34:28.140 in my life

00:34:28.800 you know

00:34:30.180 I want this

00:34:30.600 to be different

00:34:31.140 or that

00:34:31.460 to be different

00:34:32.100 but the truth

00:34:33.820 is

00:34:34.020 life's always

00:34:35.540 going to be

00:34:35.940 kind of the same

00:34:36.840 in a lot of ways

00:34:38.500 there's going to be

00:34:39.140 ups

00:34:39.400 there's going to be

00:34:39.920 downs

00:34:40.300 there's going to be

00:34:40.960 fairness

00:34:41.500 there's going to be

00:34:42.160 unfairness

00:34:42.940 and if I want

00:34:44.960 things to be

00:34:45.340 different

00:34:45.540 I really have

00:34:46.480 to be different

00:34:47.020 you know

00:34:49.000 I really have

00:34:49.800 to adjust

00:34:51.140 myself

00:34:51.640 I have to

00:34:52.460 come with

00:34:52.840 a new

00:34:53.280 perspective

00:34:53.760 I have to

00:34:54.860 take contrary

00:34:56.840 action

00:34:57.400 to get out

00:34:58.120 of the same

00:34:58.740 right hand

00:34:59.380 circle

00:34:59.780 that I'm

00:35:00.180 always going

00:35:00.900 in

00:35:01.180 I have to

00:35:03.060 do

00:35:03.180 I have to

00:35:03.860 be different

00:35:04.420 life for

00:35:06.620 most part

00:35:07.280 is going to

00:35:07.920 be

00:35:08.320 it's going

00:35:09.420 to be

00:35:09.960 life

00:35:10.780 so the

00:35:13.000 variable that

00:35:13.540 I can control

00:35:14.120 is me

00:35:14.580 if I

00:35:14.980 you know

00:35:15.440 if I show up

00:35:15.920 to work

00:35:16.220 every day

00:35:16.540 and I hate

00:35:16.880 my job

00:35:17.380 what if I

00:35:17.980 showed up

00:35:18.280 one day

00:35:18.540 and I

00:35:18.800 loved

00:35:19.100 my job

00:35:19.760 you know

00:35:21.760 I've had

00:35:22.060 a tough

00:35:22.320 time

00:35:22.580 sometimes

00:35:22.940 even here

00:35:24.220 at the

00:35:25.180 podcast

00:35:25.560 you know

00:35:26.040 sometimes

00:35:26.480 over the

00:35:27.500 times

00:35:27.840 I get

00:35:28.580 you know

00:35:30.780 I would

00:35:31.420 get

00:35:31.840 you know

00:35:32.780 I get

00:35:33.060 fiery

00:35:33.580 or antsy

00:35:34.220 towards

00:35:34.640 Nick

00:35:35.280 the producer

00:35:35.880 and then

00:35:37.100 I realize

00:35:37.660 well what

00:35:38.040 if I

00:35:38.640 try to

00:35:39.300 just really

00:35:39.820 make an

00:35:40.220 effort

00:35:40.500 to

00:35:41.140 to be

00:35:44.980 just

00:35:46.240 how can I

00:35:46.880 help

00:35:47.180 what can I

00:35:47.840 do

00:35:48.020 even if I

00:35:48.440 just include

00:35:49.040 that with

00:35:49.440 times when

00:35:49.920 I'm uncertain

00:35:50.460 about what's

00:35:50.960 going on

00:35:51.560 it just

00:35:52.640 and

00:35:52.960 and it's

00:35:53.740 it's created

00:35:54.380 a better

00:35:54.740 atmosphere

00:35:55.240 you know

00:35:57.400 it's

00:35:57.720 but it's

00:35:58.560 like

00:35:58.760 we just

00:36:00.480 gotta

00:36:00.660 we have

00:36:01.040 to be

00:36:01.280 different

00:36:01.660 you know

00:36:03.060 and it

00:36:03.480 sucks

00:36:04.080 because the

00:36:04.600 truth is

00:36:04.960 I don't

00:36:05.160 want to

00:36:05.360 admit that

00:36:05.940 I don't

00:36:07.120 want to

00:36:07.320 admit I

00:36:07.740 gotta be

00:36:08.160 different

00:36:08.540 oh great

00:36:09.600 something else

00:36:10.140 I gotta

00:36:10.620 do

00:36:10.980 if I

00:36:12.000 want my

00:36:12.320 life to

00:36:12.700 change

00:36:13.180 but those

00:36:15.380 are great

00:36:15.660 suggestions

00:36:16.040 that's kind

00:36:16.380 of a

00:36:16.580 tangent

00:36:16.880 I went

00:36:17.200 on

00:36:17.340 but that's

00:36:17.700 such a

00:36:18.360 great

00:36:18.500 suggestion

00:36:18.980 man

00:36:19.280 is that

00:36:19.840 you know

00:36:21.000 just play

00:36:21.480 it safe

00:36:21.880 stay in

00:36:22.320 the cut

00:36:22.700 stay where

00:36:23.100 you are

00:36:23.640 you know

00:36:24.660 enjoy

00:36:25.200 really enjoy

00:36:26.160 the moment

00:36:26.580 you guys

00:36:27.000 are having

00:36:27.420 I think

00:36:27.740 together

00:36:28.120 with your

00:36:28.480 children

00:36:28.900 and the

00:36:30.720 rest of

00:36:31.040 it will

00:36:31.220 work out

00:36:31.740 because one

00:36:33.400 thing that

00:36:33.680 would be

00:36:33.860 great to

00:36:34.240 have more

00:36:34.760 than trying

00:36:35.300 to give

00:36:35.680 the relationship

00:36:36.520 a go

00:36:36.880 again

00:36:37.260 will be

00:36:37.760 the lifelong

00:36:38.360 relationship

00:36:38.960 of comfort

00:36:40.400 and good

00:36:41.520 teamwork

00:36:42.000 that you

00:36:42.480 have

00:36:42.900 with your

00:36:46.360 ex

00:36:46.820 and you know

00:36:48.340 what be

00:36:48.720 loving to

00:36:49.260 that dude

00:36:49.680 whoever the

00:36:50.240 dude is

00:36:50.740 she likes

00:36:51.340 buy that

00:36:52.480 dude a

00:36:52.880 scarf

00:36:53.220 buy that

00:36:53.760 dude a

00:36:54.180 set of

00:36:57.100 skating wheels

00:36:57.920 get him

00:36:59.040 something

00:36:59.460 do something

00:37:00.260 for him

00:37:00.780 get him

00:37:02.140 a thing

00:37:02.440 of paint

00:37:02.900 or something

00:37:03.300 if he's

00:37:03.620 gonna paint

00:37:04.100 something

00:37:04.460 oh yeah

00:37:05.500 there's a

00:37:05.900 fucking

00:37:06.080 thing

00:37:06.340 of paint

00:37:06.760 bro

00:37:07.020 there's

00:37:08.500 four gallons

00:37:09.100 of matte

00:37:09.540 finish

00:37:09.920 for you

00:37:10.360 Randall

00:37:11.000 get what

00:37:11.920 you want

00:37:12.460 be loving

00:37:14.480 to that dude

00:37:14.880 love everything

00:37:15.600 she loves

00:37:16.260 blow it

00:37:16.800 out the

00:37:17.160 water

00:37:17.480 bro

00:37:17.820 just get

00:37:18.740 a fucking

00:37:19.140 love

00:37:19.600 zuka

00:37:20.020 and just

00:37:20.420 start

00:37:20.740 just

00:37:21.000 boom

00:37:21.300 boom

00:37:22.300 boom

00:37:23.080 boom

00:37:23.580 you win

00:37:25.500 every time

00:37:26.240 man

00:37:26.660 but

00:37:28.880 shout out

00:37:29.740 to both

00:37:30.020 you guys

00:37:30.480 man

00:37:30.740 sound like

00:37:31.100 you guys

00:37:31.320 are both

00:37:31.580 on the hustle

00:37:31.980 to be

00:37:32.320 some good

00:37:32.980 dads

00:37:33.400 out there

00:37:34.560 let's take

00:37:35.420 another call

00:37:35.960 a suggestion

00:37:36.520 that came

00:37:36.940 in for

00:37:37.340 for Austin

00:37:38.240 get in

00:37:40.880 there

00:37:41.620 yo

00:37:42.340 what up

00:37:43.020 Wyatt

00:37:43.700 from down

00:37:44.420 here in

00:37:44.900 Space Coast

00:37:45.640 Florida

00:37:46.180 Wyatt down

00:37:47.560 there from

00:37:47.960 Space Coast

00:37:48.700 Florida

00:37:49.020 that's alien

00:37:49.580 country

00:37:50.100 and I'll tell

00:37:51.280 you right

00:37:51.640 now

00:37:51.980 if aliens

00:37:52.620 come back

00:37:53.480 G-U-R-O-T-U

00:37:57.440 they will

00:37:58.640 be in

00:37:59.500 Florida

00:37:59.920 let's hear

00:38:01.060 more

00:38:01.440 home of

00:38:02.440 them

00:38:02.620 outer space

00:38:03.560 hitters

00:38:04.000 just don't

00:38:04.640 tell

00:38:04.880 Eddie

00:38:05.160 Bravo

00:38:05.640 nah man

00:38:07.480 I had

00:38:07.780 to pause

00:38:08.300 the podcast

00:38:09.020 and call

00:38:09.820 in about

00:38:10.360 old boy

00:38:11.060 that's

00:38:12.420 having

00:38:12.800 he has

00:38:13.740 a kid

00:38:14.700 with a

00:38:15.140 woman

00:38:15.440 and she's

00:38:16.100 dating

00:38:16.380 somebody

00:38:16.960 but now

00:38:18.200 she's trying

00:38:18.800 to come

00:38:19.200 back in

00:38:19.640 his life

00:38:20.120 oh yeah

00:38:21.340 that menage

00:38:22.080 on trouble

00:38:22.720 that's what

00:38:23.220 you talking

00:38:23.620 about

00:38:23.920 onward

00:38:24.420 spend nights

00:38:25.440 together

00:38:25.980 and all that

00:38:26.680 kind of stuff

00:38:27.280 they were

00:38:27.620 married

00:38:27.980 let me just

00:38:29.100 put out

00:38:29.460 my two cents

00:38:30.280 I have a

00:38:31.100 beautiful

00:38:32.100 one year old

00:38:32.920 son with a

00:38:33.700 woman

00:38:33.960 here in

00:38:35.320 Florida

00:38:35.700 we dated

00:38:36.600 we're together

00:38:37.320 for a while

00:38:38.200 we split

00:38:39.120 then tried

00:38:39.880 to work

00:38:40.320 things back

00:38:41.140 out

00:38:41.580 but I'm

00:38:44.320 gonna say

00:38:44.720 maybe not

00:38:45.440 all women

00:38:46.180 but 99.999

00:38:48.420 percent of

00:38:49.280 women

00:38:49.600 are out

00:38:51.540 for attention

00:38:52.440 so she

00:38:54.180 had already

00:38:54.700 showed that

00:38:55.520 her feelings

00:38:56.240 for him

00:38:56.940 aren't true

00:38:58.260 if she's

00:38:59.600 already out

00:39:00.300 dating another

00:39:01.040 dude and

00:39:01.660 then wanna

00:39:02.060 try to come

00:39:02.840 to his house

00:39:03.740 at night

00:39:04.280 and stuff

00:39:04.900 like that

00:39:05.560 so my

00:39:07.220 advice for

00:39:07.840 him would

00:39:08.540 be keep

00:39:09.240 the relationship

00:39:10.080 as civil

00:39:10.900 as possible

00:39:11.700 do the mom

00:39:12.980 and dad

00:39:13.440 thing as

00:39:13.960 much as

00:39:14.440 possible

00:39:14.980 and I know

00:39:16.040 it's gonna

00:39:16.500 hurt because

00:39:17.320 we all want

00:39:18.140 that family

00:39:18.760 thing I mean

00:39:19.380 I would

00:39:19.720 die

00:39:20.340 to you

00:39:21.900 know

00:39:22.060 be the

00:39:22.480 picture

00:39:22.920 perfect

00:39:23.500 family

00:39:23.980 for my

00:39:24.480 son

00:39:24.720 but it's

00:39:25.080 just not

00:39:25.480 in our

00:39:25.800 cards

00:39:26.400 so my

00:39:28.940 advice for

00:39:29.500 him man

00:39:29.920 would keep

00:39:30.520 it civil

00:39:31.120 be dad

00:39:31.940 be mom

00:39:32.660 but she's

00:39:33.960 already shown

00:39:34.700 that her

00:39:35.180 feelings for

00:39:36.020 you are

00:39:36.640 not as

00:39:38.880 real as

00:39:39.480 you would

00:39:39.760 like them

00:39:40.140 to be

00:39:40.520 with her

00:39:40.980 already

00:39:41.380 dating

00:39:41.800 somebody

00:39:42.340 else

00:39:42.840 and there

00:39:44.260 you go

00:39:44.600 that's

00:39:44.860 another

00:39:45.140 outlook

00:39:45.600 on it

00:39:45.940 right

00:39:46.120 there

00:39:46.500 yes

00:39:50.840 if a

00:39:51.720 woman

00:39:52.100 you know

00:39:53.360 if someone

00:39:54.260 you know

00:39:56.340 I think

00:39:56.660 do women

00:39:57.100 want attention

00:39:57.600 I feel like

00:39:57.980 we all

00:39:58.280 want attention

00:39:58.820 I feel like

00:39:59.300 women

00:39:59.640 will test

00:40:00.760 the water

00:40:01.220 more to

00:40:01.760 see what's

00:40:02.260 going on

00:40:02.940 men are

00:40:04.620 more

00:40:05.080 reactive

00:40:05.940 and men

00:40:07.880 and women

00:40:08.500 are more

00:40:09.260 even if

00:40:10.400 they don't

00:40:10.620 know it

00:40:10.920 sometimes

00:40:11.460 you know

00:40:12.480 emotion

00:40:13.020 they're

00:40:15.020 more

00:40:15.900 emotionally

00:40:16.480 strategic

00:40:17.180 I think

00:40:17.860 it's built

00:40:18.320 into them

00:40:18.760 as humans

00:40:19.400 and so

00:40:21.800 yes

00:40:23.160 she may be

00:40:23.700 testing the

00:40:24.280 water

00:40:24.680 she may be

00:40:25.940 she may

00:40:27.700 just be

00:40:27.980 looking for

00:40:28.380 attention

00:40:28.820 you never

00:40:29.240 know

00:40:29.680 you know

00:40:33.400 I've been

00:40:33.760 in a

00:40:33.980 relationship

00:40:34.400 where you

00:40:35.400 you know

00:40:37.020 sometimes

00:40:37.700 you just

00:40:38.280 want to

00:40:39.740 be there

00:40:40.080 for somebody

00:40:40.780 sometimes

00:40:43.860 you just

00:40:44.280 want somebody

00:40:45.060 you know

00:40:46.280 we all

00:40:47.160 want different

00:40:47.580 things at

00:40:47.960 different times

00:40:48.840 maybe she

00:40:51.060 just wants

00:40:51.460 some attention

00:40:52.080 yeah maybe

00:40:52.580 she does

00:40:53.140 but maybe

00:40:55.640 she's testing

00:40:56.260 you

00:40:56.600 maybe she's

00:40:57.280 not ready

00:40:57.660 maybe she

00:40:57.960 doesn't know

00:40:58.360 she's ready

00:40:58.880 right now

00:40:59.420 maybe her

00:41:00.420 subconscious

00:41:01.020 is testing

00:41:02.300 out the

00:41:02.640 waters

00:41:03.040 before she

00:41:04.060 puts on

00:41:04.500 her bathing

00:41:04.880 suit

00:41:05.300 we don't

00:41:07.580 know

00:41:07.820 sometimes

00:41:08.360 what

00:41:08.820 sometimes

00:41:09.260 our

00:41:09.540 behaviors

00:41:10.240 may be

00:41:11.520 coming

00:41:11.720 from a

00:41:12.100 deeper

00:41:12.360 cauldron

00:41:13.020 than

00:41:15.740 the bowl

00:41:16.500 of soup

00:41:16.900 that we're

00:41:17.200 showing

00:41:17.560 to other

00:41:18.040 people

00:41:18.480 you know

00:41:22.140 sometimes

00:41:22.520 I mean

00:41:23.420 what's going

00:41:24.600 on inside

00:41:25.260 of us

00:41:25.900 our

00:41:26.160 subconscious

00:41:26.840 who we

00:41:27.380 are

00:41:27.620 our inner

00:41:28.160 need

00:41:29.040 for things

00:41:29.620 is a

00:41:30.540 huge

00:41:32.600 entity

00:41:34.100 and it

00:41:35.340 may be

00:41:35.880 laying the

00:41:36.440 groundwork

00:41:36.940 for bigger

00:41:37.380 possibilities

00:41:38.160 you know

00:41:40.380 for plans

00:41:41.300 that it

00:41:41.600 has

00:41:41.900 that we're

00:41:42.140 not even

00:41:42.440 able to

00:41:42.760 see yet

00:41:43.340 so

00:41:44.700 there's a lot

00:41:45.600 of there's a lot

00:41:46.180 in that

00:41:46.720 but yes

00:41:47.860 you might be

00:41:48.320 looking for

00:41:48.660 attention

00:41:49.140 I mean I

00:41:49.880 think this

00:41:50.280 gentleman

00:41:50.580 from down

00:41:51.340 there from

00:41:51.700 alien country

00:41:52.440 sounds like

00:41:52.900 he might

00:41:53.240 you know

00:41:54.280 there might

00:41:55.780 not be

00:41:56.440 hope

00:41:57.580 in his

00:41:58.000 situation

00:41:58.680 Austin may

00:41:59.380 still feel

00:42:00.040 like there's

00:42:00.400 hope

00:42:00.660 who knows

00:42:01.300 but

00:42:03.420 a couple

00:42:04.360 good ways

00:42:04.820 to look

00:42:05.120 at it

00:42:05.380 and thank

00:42:05.720 both of you

00:42:06.080 guys for

00:42:06.380 your suggestions

00:42:06.880 for that

00:42:07.280 fella

00:42:07.580 that's kind

00:42:09.620 of you

00:42:09.920 and it's

00:42:10.860 good to be

00:42:11.260 able to hear

00:42:11.740 from people

00:42:12.280 who you

00:42:12.680 know I

00:42:13.000 think are

00:42:13.380 being as

00:42:14.780 earnest as

00:42:15.300 possible

00:42:15.720 with what's

00:42:16.140 going on

00:42:16.480 with them

00:42:16.880 but it's

00:42:18.820 brave for

00:42:19.240 any of you

00:42:19.560 guys man

00:42:20.180 get out

00:42:20.560 there and

00:42:20.780 have an

00:42:21.020 offspring

00:42:21.420 you know

00:42:23.720 it's wild

00:42:24.280 I just

00:42:24.780 it would

00:42:27.020 just for

00:42:27.440 me I

00:42:27.760 get scared

00:42:28.400 sometimes

00:42:28.940 you know

00:42:29.300 I just

00:42:29.560 get scared

00:42:30.120 but I

00:42:31.380 get fucking

00:42:31.720 scared of

00:42:32.160 everything

00:42:32.460 so if I

00:42:33.240 don't make

00:42:33.480 some choices

00:42:33.960 soon I'm

00:42:34.460 gonna be

00:42:34.860 I'm gonna

00:42:36.520 be just

00:42:36.860 a 90

00:42:37.220 year old

00:42:37.680 damn

00:42:38.020 you know

00:42:40.280 just

00:42:40.640 I'll just

00:42:43.880 be in the

00:42:44.240 frady

00:42:44.540 up in the

00:42:45.500 frady tree

00:42:46.100 bro

00:42:46.400 because I

00:42:47.000 would just

00:42:47.180 be a

00:42:47.400 frady cat

00:42:48.000 be a whole

00:42:50.180 bunch of

00:42:50.540 us out

00:42:50.840 there

00:42:51.120 let's get

00:42:53.980 into this

00:42:54.460 man

00:42:54.760 here is

00:42:56.340 what you

00:42:58.060 have to

00:42:58.400 know

00:42:58.700 that this

00:42:59.260 past weekend

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00:43:00.180 to you by

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00:43:10.060 that side

00:43:10.580 of yourself

00:43:11.120 you know

00:43:12.220 I realized

00:43:12.660 long ago

00:43:13.120 in my

00:43:13.440 life that

00:43:13.860 I am

00:43:14.380 not a

00:43:14.720 good

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00:43:15.740 I am

00:43:16.720 more of

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00:43:18.980 a test

00:43:19.420 online

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00:43:20.680 people

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00:43:24.140 government

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00:43:25.580 cafeteria

00:43:26.280 workers

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00:43:27.240 main one

00:43:27.880 not the

00:43:28.280 side people

00:43:28.920 not the

00:43:29.300 scoopers

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00:43:30.720 lady in

00:43:31.180 the back

00:43:31.580 with the

00:43:31.900 fucking

00:43:32.260 you know

00:43:33.260 with that

00:43:33.620 heat helmet

00:43:34.280 on

00:43:34.640 who's really

00:43:35.580 just rifling

00:43:36.320 off orders

00:43:36.960 bake that

00:43:37.700 bread

00:43:38.100 get you know

00:43:39.080 hush them

00:43:39.780 puppies

00:43:40.240 green those

00:43:41.120 beans

00:43:41.700 you know

00:43:42.520 sell us

00:43:43.220 bury those

00:43:43.800 steaks

00:43:44.460 bro

00:43:44.780 you know

00:43:45.580 the real

00:43:45.980 hitter

00:43:46.740 that

00:43:47.280 that

00:43:48.180 kernel

00:43:48.620 you know

00:43:49.920 that meat

00:43:50.420 kernel

00:43:50.840 that recipe

00:43:52.400 captain

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00:45:25.980 let's take

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00:45:35.560 and here

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00:45:36.680 gang

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00:45:37.940 Theo

00:45:38.420 it's

00:45:38.900 Amber

00:45:39.320 and

00:45:40.180 gang

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00:45:41.080 Amber

00:45:41.540 and that

00:45:42.260 little

00:45:42.480 mommy

00:45:42.960 huh

00:45:43.320 that

00:45:44.060 wild

00:45:44.540 mommy

00:45:44.920 that

00:45:45.140 undercover

00:45:45.700 bad

00:45:46.440 girl

00:45:46.720 out

00:45:47.000 there

00:45:47.300 you

00:45:48.040 sound

00:45:48.260 like

00:45:48.440 you

00:45:48.560 out

00:45:48.740 there

00:45:48.920 shepherding

00:45:49.460 sheep

00:45:49.860 you know

00:45:50.180 like

00:45:50.400 you

00:45:50.560 out

00:45:51.460 there

00:45:51.640 maybe

00:45:51.940 just

00:45:52.600 coming

00:45:52.880 off

00:45:53.140 a

00:45:53.360 you know

00:45:54.540 a late

00:45:54.880 night

00:45:55.080 work

00:45:55.380 shift

00:45:55.600 doing

00:45:55.880 some

00:45:56.140 of

00:45:56.240 the

00:45:56.340 dark

00:45:56.620 arts

00:45:56.980 or

00:45:57.140 something

00:45:57.420 let me

00:45:57.700 get at

00:45:58.060 you

00:45:58.160 girlfriend

00:45:58.580 go

00:45:58.960 I am

00:46:01.180 thinking

00:46:01.720 about

00:46:02.240 wondering

00:46:03.600 how you're

00:46:04.160 doing

00:46:04.420 with

00:46:04.640 cigarettes

00:46:05.200 I heard

00:46:05.620 you were

00:46:05.860 back

00:46:06.080 on those

00:46:06.440 readies

00:46:07.080 just

00:46:07.760 wondering

00:46:08.120 if you're

00:46:08.500 tapering

00:46:08.920 off

00:46:09.420 and

00:46:10.020 getting

00:46:10.980 back

00:46:11.360 off

00:46:11.680 the

00:46:11.880 hog

00:46:12.340 well

00:46:13.780 thanks

00:46:14.040 for

00:46:14.180 checking

00:46:14.500 about

00:46:14.840 that

00:46:15.240 here

00:46:16.020 let's

00:46:16.240 listen

00:46:16.460 to a

00:46:16.680 little

00:46:16.780 more

00:46:17.040 of

00:46:17.180 you

00:46:17.460 they

00:46:18.440 are

00:46:19.300 no

00:46:19.640 bueno

00:46:19.980 brother

00:46:20.560 also

00:46:21.200 curious

00:46:21.860 did you

00:46:22.340 ever

00:46:22.520 try

00:46:22.840 like

00:46:23.120 to

00:46:23.420 jewel

00:46:23.920 I

00:46:25.080 know

00:46:25.620 there's

00:46:26.880 some

00:46:27.220 baggage

00:46:27.660 around

00:46:28.220 like

00:46:28.480 the

00:46:28.640 kind

00:46:28.820 of

00:46:28.940 people

00:46:29.240 that

00:46:29.480 might

00:46:29.840 vape

00:46:30.620 oh

00:46:34.140 there's

00:46:34.540 definitely

00:46:34.980 some

00:46:35.700 bake

00:46:36.300 vape

00:46:37.700 there's

00:46:38.900 definitely

00:46:39.200 some

00:46:39.460 vape

00:46:39.900 baggage

00:46:40.500 look

00:46:41.820 here's

00:46:42.100 the

00:46:42.220 thing

00:46:42.540 thank

00:46:43.480 you

00:46:43.600 for

00:46:43.780 caring

00:46:44.080 first

00:46:44.380 of

00:46:44.580 all

00:46:44.780 and

00:46:44.920 caring

00:46:45.180 about

00:46:45.480 how

00:46:45.680 I'm

00:46:45.840 feeling

00:46:46.140 and

00:46:46.300 what's

00:46:46.500 going

00:46:46.700 on

00:46:46.940 with

00:46:47.120 me

00:46:47.300 health

00:46:47.580 wise

00:46:48.020 I

00:46:49.440 haven't

00:46:49.700 had

00:46:49.820 a

00:46:49.960 cigarette

00:46:50.220 today

00:46:50.760 I

00:46:52.400 smoked

00:46:52.720 half

00:46:53.060 of

00:46:53.200 a

00:46:53.360 cigarette

00:46:53.680 I

00:46:54.000 saved

00:46:54.360 half

00:46:54.700 from

00:46:54.940 yesterday

00:46:55.400 and

00:46:55.720 I

00:46:55.840 smoked

00:46:56.080 the

00:46:56.260 other

00:46:56.420 half

00:46:56.700 last

00:46:57.080 night

00:46:57.400 and

00:46:58.280 I'm

00:46:58.400 trying

00:46:58.680 to

00:46:58.820 get

00:46:58.960 through

00:46:59.100 the

00:46:59.240 day

00:46:59.480 no

00:46:59.840 cigarettes

00:47:00.560 now

00:47:01.660 what

00:47:01.840 I

00:47:01.960 know

00:47:02.160 right

00:47:02.420 now

00:47:02.700 is

00:47:03.060 I'm

00:47:03.340 going to

00:47:03.480 go to

00:47:03.700 a

00:47:03.840 couple

00:47:04.000 meetings

00:47:04.380 later

00:47:04.620 there's

00:47:04.820 going to

00:47:04.980 be

00:47:05.120 cigarettes

00:47:05.480 at

00:47:05.720 the

00:47:05.840 meetings

00:47:06.220 so

00:47:06.820 I

00:47:07.020 have

00:47:07.140 to

00:47:07.240 plan

00:47:07.540 right

00:47:07.840 now

00:47:08.240 do

00:47:08.780 I

00:47:08.920 plan

00:47:09.220 on

00:47:09.400 smoking

00:47:09.740 a

00:47:09.940 cigarette

00:47:10.220 or

00:47:10.480 not

00:47:10.740 and

00:47:12.500 right

00:47:12.740 now

00:47:13.020 I

00:47:13.200 say

00:47:13.800 if

00:47:15.420 I'm

00:47:15.580 real

00:47:15.760 honest

00:47:16.080 I

00:47:16.260 say

00:47:16.620 probably

00:47:18.220 not

00:47:18.560 but

00:47:18.740 maybe

00:47:19.180 so

00:47:20.820 ways

00:47:21.120 I

00:47:21.220 could

00:47:21.320 prevent

00:47:21.580 that

00:47:21.760 are

00:47:21.860 me

00:47:22.100 to

00:47:22.200 get

00:47:22.400 some

00:47:22.580 gum

00:47:23.020 get

00:47:23.240 a

00:47:23.360 little

00:47:23.500 sucker

00:47:23.880 candy

00:47:24.300 lemon

00:47:24.620 candy

00:47:25.180 get

00:47:25.760 me

00:47:25.880 a

00:47:26.040 raspberry

00:47:26.420 candy

00:47:26.960 if

00:47:27.120 I

00:47:27.200 have

00:47:27.320 a

00:47:27.460 raspberry

00:47:27.800 candy

00:47:28.280 I

00:47:29.160 won't

00:47:29.400 smoke

00:47:29.760 but

00:47:31.280 if

00:47:31.400 I

00:47:31.540 have

00:47:31.700 a

00:47:31.820 fucking

00:47:32.000 orange

00:47:32.480 candy

00:47:32.920 if

00:47:33.120 I

00:47:33.200 have

00:47:33.320 a

00:47:33.480 watermelon

00:47:33.880 candy

00:47:34.520 bro

00:47:34.780 I

00:47:36.080 might

00:47:36.280 take

00:47:36.500 that

00:47:36.680 out

00:47:36.840 and

00:47:36.980 get

00:47:37.100 that

00:47:37.340 ciggy

00:47:37.720 bro

00:47:38.000 get

00:47:38.700 that

00:47:38.940 freaking

00:47:39.260 hitter

00:47:39.740 so

00:47:41.180 that's

00:47:41.480 the

00:47:41.600 thing

00:47:41.860 it's

00:47:42.080 like

00:47:42.380 I

00:47:43.380 really

00:47:43.640 need

00:47:43.820 to

00:47:43.920 maybe

00:47:44.080 look

00:47:44.340 online

00:47:44.760 for

00:47:44.940 specifically

00:47:45.400 for

00:47:45.660 raspberry

00:47:46.120 candies

00:47:46.700 and

00:47:46.920 I

00:47:47.080 hate

00:47:47.320 it

00:47:47.440 I

00:47:47.640 hate

00:47:47.880 the

00:47:48.040 smoke

00:47:48.320 and

00:47:48.440 I

00:47:48.540 hate

00:47:48.660 the

00:47:48.760 way

00:47:48.860 it

00:47:48.980 makes

00:47:49.140 me

00:47:49.280 feel

00:47:49.800 it

00:47:50.520 makes

00:47:50.700 me

00:47:50.840 feel

00:47:51.040 sick

00:47:51.540 it

00:47:51.720 makes

00:47:51.880 me

00:47:52.000 feel

00:47:52.220 sad

00:47:52.900 but

00:47:54.120 that's

00:47:54.460 only

00:47:54.600 if

00:47:54.740 I

00:47:54.840 smoke

00:47:55.060 a

00:47:55.240 bunch

00:47:55.520 if

00:47:55.660 I

00:47:55.760 just

00:47:55.900 have

00:47:56.080 one

00:47:56.580 if

00:47:56.800 I

00:47:56.920 haven't

00:47:57.100 had

00:47:57.280 one

00:47:57.460 in

00:47:57.560 a

00:47:57.660 few

00:47:57.820 days

00:47:58.260 or

00:47:58.420 weeks

00:47:58.880 or

00:47:59.060 something

00:47:59.460 that

00:48:05.720 thing

00:48:05.960 tastes

00:48:06.440 saucy

00:48:07.480 boy

00:48:07.780 that

00:48:07.960 thing

00:48:08.160 tastes

00:48:08.620 and

00:48:09.400 it

00:48:09.540 gives

00:48:09.680 me

00:48:09.800 a

00:48:09.920 chance

00:48:10.080 to

00:48:10.220 do

00:48:10.480 something

00:48:10.720 sometimes

00:48:10.980 I

00:48:11.100 just

00:48:11.220 want

00:48:11.340 to

00:48:11.420 smoke

00:48:11.720 a

00:48:11.840 dang

00:48:12.040 smoke

00:48:12.520 you

00:48:14.500 know

00:48:14.600 sometimes

00:48:14.860 you

00:48:15.040 just

00:48:15.200 want

00:48:15.380 to

00:48:15.520 piss

00:48:16.280 out

00:48:16.500 of

00:48:16.580 the

00:48:16.720 damn

00:48:16.980 limousine

00:48:17.800 you

00:48:17.960 feel

00:48:18.220 me

00:48:18.460 sometimes

00:48:20.680 you

00:48:21.080 just

00:48:21.300 want

00:48:21.580 to

00:48:21.980 just

00:48:23.280 get

00:48:23.460 a

00:48:23.660 spoonful

00:48:24.340 of

00:48:24.580 your

00:48:24.700 own

00:48:25.000 freaking

00:48:25.640 self

00:48:27.080 and

00:48:27.280 just

00:48:27.520 flick

00:48:28.480 it

00:48:28.600 at

00:48:28.760 somebody

00:48:29.220 so

00:48:31.640 whatever

00:48:32.420 I

00:48:32.740 think

00:48:32.980 I'm

00:48:33.260 I

00:48:34.540 don't

00:48:34.680 know

00:48:34.860 this

00:48:35.180 new

00:48:35.460 chair

00:48:35.680 we

00:48:35.820 got

00:48:35.940 in

00:48:36.040 here

00:48:36.140 is

00:48:36.240 kind

00:48:36.380 of

00:48:36.460 hard

00:48:36.780 and

00:48:36.960 it's

00:48:37.160 kind

00:48:37.520 of

00:48:37.620 pressing

00:48:37.940 some

00:48:38.320 of

00:48:38.440 my

00:48:38.580 nerves

00:48:39.080 but

00:48:40.980 I'm

00:48:41.200 doing

00:48:41.400 okay

00:48:41.740 with

00:48:42.040 it

00:48:42.220 I'm

00:48:42.520 still

00:48:42.740 fighting

00:48:43.160 it

00:48:43.300 I've

00:48:43.500 done

00:48:43.640 really

00:48:43.900 well

00:48:44.360 and

00:48:44.880 then

00:48:46.280 something

00:48:46.620 happened

00:48:47.000 I

00:48:47.120 don't

00:48:47.200 know

00:48:47.300 I

00:48:47.420 jumped

00:48:47.660 back

00:48:47.960 in

00:48:48.120 I

00:48:48.240 jumped

00:48:48.540 back

00:48:48.820 on

00:48:49.060 them

00:48:49.360 but

00:48:51.120 today

00:48:51.400 has

00:48:51.540 been

00:48:51.660 a

00:48:51.800 good

00:48:51.980 day

00:48:52.640 in

00:48:52.780 the

00:48:52.920 battle

00:48:53.200 thank

00:48:53.620 you

00:48:53.720 for

00:48:53.880 caring

00:48:54.120 about

00:48:54.400 that

00:48:54.800 what

00:48:55.740 was

00:48:55.900 the

00:48:56.020 second

00:48:56.240 part

00:48:56.500 of

00:48:56.560 your

00:48:56.680 question

00:48:57.040 oh

00:48:58.880 I

00:49:01.000 ain't

00:49:01.180 doing

00:49:01.460 that

00:49:01.820 the

00:49:02.140 vape

00:49:03.080 you got

00:49:03.360 nine

00:49:03.760 year olds

00:49:04.240 out

00:49:04.480 here

00:49:04.760 they

00:49:05.520 don't

00:49:05.640 even

00:49:05.780 know

00:49:05.920 that

00:49:06.040 they're

00:49:06.200 smoking

00:49:06.640 oh

00:49:07.760 I'm

00:49:07.980 doing

00:49:08.220 tangerine

00:49:09.120 bitch

00:49:09.380 you smoking

00:49:09.980 okay

00:49:11.180 okay

00:49:12.400 little

00:49:12.640 Franklin

00:49:13.180 you

00:49:13.400 you're

00:49:14.120 a

00:49:14.220 smoker

00:49:14.660 you

00:49:15.940 got

00:49:16.160 you

00:49:16.540 know

00:49:16.760 by

00:49:17.320 the

00:49:17.720 time

00:49:18.020 by

00:49:22.300 the

00:49:22.460 time

00:49:22.720 these

00:49:22.900 kids

00:49:23.080 are

00:49:23.200 in

00:49:23.340 sixth

00:49:23.620 grade

00:49:23.960 they're

00:49:24.360 they're

00:49:25.800 did I

00:49:26.300 just

00:49:26.480 win

00:49:26.800 something

00:49:27.160 what

00:49:27.380 was

00:49:27.540 that

00:49:27.800 by

00:49:28.460 the

00:49:28.620 time

00:49:28.920 these

00:49:29.180 damn

00:49:31.420 there's

00:49:31.620 a

00:49:31.780 wizard

00:49:32.040 in

00:49:32.200 these

00:49:32.380 outlets

00:49:32.820 man

00:49:33.180 by

00:49:35.140 the

00:49:35.300 time

00:49:35.540 I'm

00:49:35.700 in

00:49:35.840 sixth

00:49:36.120 grade

00:49:36.440 they

00:49:36.660 you

00:49:36.940 know

00:49:37.200 everybody's

00:49:38.220 talking

00:49:38.560 through

00:49:38.880 the

00:49:39.400 whole

00:49:39.740 everybody

00:49:40.880 at

00:49:41.140 school

00:49:41.560 oh

00:49:42.320 I'm

00:49:42.580 good

00:49:42.920 you

00:49:43.140 know

00:49:43.400 I'm

00:49:43.740 I'm

00:49:45.480 you

00:49:45.900 know

00:49:46.040 I

00:49:46.200 was

00:49:46.520 doing

00:49:46.860 creme

00:49:47.280 brulee

00:49:48.320 it's

00:49:48.620 you

00:49:49.160 can't

00:49:49.580 do

00:49:49.720 this

00:49:49.960 shit

00:49:50.220 they

00:49:50.480 don't

00:49:50.640 know

00:49:50.840 if

00:49:50.960 these

00:49:51.120 things

00:49:51.300 are

00:49:51.440 okay

00:49:51.820 a lot

00:49:53.580 of

00:49:53.680 times

00:49:53.820 you

00:49:53.920 get

00:49:54.020 the

00:49:54.180 vapes

00:49:54.500 and

00:49:54.600 it

00:49:54.700 made

00:49:54.820 my

00:49:55.000 throat

00:49:55.280 hurt

00:49:55.500 I

00:49:55.680 did

00:49:55.880 it

00:49:55.980 for

00:49:56.160 about

00:49:57.100 six

00:49:57.480 hours

00:49:57.880 one

00:49:58.140 night

00:49:58.440 and

00:49:59.260 I

00:49:59.360 probably

00:49:59.580 did

00:49:59.780 about

00:50:00.040 maybe

00:50:00.280 160

00:50:00.920 milligrams

00:50:01.460 or

00:50:01.780 something

00:50:01.980 I

00:50:02.100 went

00:50:02.260 through

00:50:02.400 about

00:50:02.640 six

00:50:03.020 of

00:50:03.140 those

00:50:03.280 little

00:50:03.520 you

00:50:05.260 know

00:50:05.460 the

00:50:05.720 carbines

00:50:07.780 or

00:50:07.940 whatever

00:50:08.240 and

00:50:10.540 dude

00:50:11.340 I

00:50:11.520 did

00:50:11.720 mint

00:50:12.120 I

00:50:12.300 did

00:50:12.480 creme

00:50:12.780 brulee

00:50:13.280 shit

00:50:13.540 I

00:50:13.660 didn't

00:50:13.800 even

00:50:13.920 know

00:50:14.020 what

00:50:14.120 my

00:50:14.280 name

00:50:14.540 was

00:50:14.780 after

00:50:15.020 one

00:50:15.280 of

00:50:15.360 them

00:50:15.420 but

00:50:15.560 in

00:50:15.680 the

00:50:15.800 morning

00:50:16.020 I

00:50:16.240 couldn't

00:50:16.620 I

00:50:16.900 think

00:50:17.120 I

00:50:17.260 had

00:50:17.400 part

00:50:17.820 of

00:50:17.900 my

00:50:18.040 throat

00:50:18.340 it

00:50:18.520 just

00:50:18.860 felt

00:50:20.020 like

00:50:20.160 there

00:50:20.260 was

00:50:20.380 a

00:50:41.340 but

00:50:42.360 it

00:50:42.500 helped

00:50:42.720 me

00:50:42.900 quit

00:50:43.120 cigarettes

00:50:43.720 for

00:50:44.220 like

00:50:44.440 three

00:50:44.720 years

00:50:45.240 and

00:50:46.080 then

00:50:46.400 I

00:50:46.540 just

00:50:46.740 stopped

00:50:47.000 doing

00:50:47.300 it

00:50:47.460 all

00:50:47.600 together

00:50:48.060 try

00:50:49.280 it

00:50:49.480 bro

00:50:49.780 so

00:50:50.660 yeah

00:50:51.440 when it

00:50:51.780 comes

00:50:52.000 to

00:50:52.320 vaping

00:50:53.040 that's

00:50:54.320 where

00:50:54.480 I'm

00:50:54.640 at

00:50:54.860 you

00:50:55.220 know

00:50:55.420 everybody's

00:50:56.200 gonna be

00:50:56.560 on the

00:50:56.840 soccer

00:50:57.140 team

00:50:57.500 they

00:50:58.220 can't

00:50:58.580 even

00:50:58.880 read

00:50:59.600 or

00:50:59.820 breathe

00:51:00.140 they

00:51:00.340 got

00:51:00.480 you

00:51:00.660 know

00:51:00.800 I

00:51:01.000 was

00:51:02.920 I

00:51:05.540 did

00:51:05.940 butterscotch

00:51:09.300 it

00:51:10.920 just

00:51:11.220 this

00:51:11.500 shit

00:51:11.680 seems

00:51:12.000 illegal

00:51:13.140 it

00:51:14.680 just

00:51:14.960 seems

00:51:15.220 way

00:51:15.620 too

00:51:15.920 wild

00:51:16.280 to

00:51:16.440 get

00:51:16.620 kids

00:51:16.960 addicted

00:51:17.280 but

00:51:17.660 then

00:51:17.800 also

00:51:18.000 maybe

00:51:18.240 I'm

00:51:18.420 getting

00:51:18.600 old

00:51:18.920 and

00:51:19.240 maybe

00:51:19.460 now

00:51:19.740 it's

00:51:19.920 just

00:51:20.060 better

00:51:20.440 it's

00:51:20.580 just

00:51:20.740 better

00:51:20.980 to

00:51:21.160 smoke

00:51:21.500 and

00:51:21.680 smoke

00:51:22.160 fun

00:51:22.500 shit

00:51:22.840 and

00:51:23.440 maybe

00:51:23.600 the

00:51:23.800 same

00:51:24.080 number

00:51:24.340 of

00:51:24.480 people

00:51:24.660 are

00:51:24.840 smoking

00:51:25.140 as

00:51:25.320 always

00:51:25.720 because

00:51:26.720 a lot

00:51:26.980 of

00:51:27.060 these

00:51:27.200 news

00:51:27.480 stories

00:51:27.800 who

00:51:28.000 knows

00:51:28.320 if

00:51:28.500 they're

00:51:28.660 accurate

00:51:29.040 they

00:51:29.500 don't

00:51:29.680 know

00:51:29.980 none

00:51:31.400 of

00:51:31.500 they

00:51:31.640 weren't

00:51:31.820 accurate

00:51:32.140 during

00:51:32.380 the

00:51:32.540 election

00:51:32.880 during

00:51:33.800 the

00:51:34.040 last

00:51:34.840 presidential

00:51:35.300 election

00:51:35.840 all

00:51:37.140 their

00:51:37.320 numbers

00:51:37.640 they had

00:51:38.180 no

00:51:38.560 real

00:51:39.360 basis

00:51:39.880 on

00:51:41.240 actual

00:51:41.600 humanity

00:51:42.220 so

00:51:43.380 who

00:51:44.160 knows

00:51:44.600 if

00:51:44.780 any

00:51:44.940 of

00:51:45.060 these

00:51:45.180 numbers

00:51:45.460 are

00:51:45.640 accurate

00:51:46.020 but

00:51:47.500 it

00:51:48.000 does

00:51:48.340 seem

00:51:48.660 more

00:51:48.960 either

00:51:49.300 for a

00:51:49.780 kid

00:51:50.000 it

00:51:50.120 seems

00:51:50.300 more

00:51:50.500 fun

00:51:50.820 if

00:51:50.960 you

00:51:51.060 hit

00:51:51.260 on

00:51:51.500 lime

00:51:52.020 or

00:51:52.380 you

00:51:53.300 know

00:51:53.500 key

00:51:53.860 lime

00:51:54.280 pie

00:51:54.960 or

00:51:55.340 Mississippi

00:51:56.120 mud

00:51:56.740 you

00:51:56.900 got

00:51:57.040 that

00:51:57.220 Mississippi

00:51:57.560 mud

00:51:58.040 vape

00:51:58.440 pen

00:51:58.760 whereas

00:52:00.340 if

00:52:00.540 you

00:52:00.660 just

00:52:00.820 old

00:52:01.080 fashioned

00:52:01.500 you

00:52:01.720 got

00:52:01.840 to

00:52:02.000 suck

00:52:02.260 on

00:52:02.400 that

00:52:02.580 nasty

00:52:03.160 on

00:52:04.200 that

00:52:04.400 spark

00:52:05.200 nasty

00:52:07.260 that

00:52:07.520 regular

00:52:07.880 sick

00:52:08.380 thank you

00:52:09.500 for calling

00:52:09.880 young lady

00:52:10.360 I appreciate

00:52:10.820 it

00:52:11.720 I just

00:52:12.460 want to

00:52:12.620 let you

00:52:12.840 know

00:52:12.940 a couple

00:52:13.220 shows

00:52:13.680 this

00:52:14.460 Saturday

00:52:15.160 the

00:52:15.520 13th

00:52:16.520 of

00:52:16.920 July

00:52:17.520 we have

00:52:18.640 a new

00:52:19.000 show

00:52:19.300 at the

00:52:19.840 at the

00:52:21.100 improv

00:52:22.340 at the

00:52:22.960 Hollywood

00:52:23.260 Improv

00:52:23.700 in Los

00:52:24.120 Angeles

00:52:24.520 so

00:52:25.300 come out

00:52:25.720 to that

00:52:26.160 one

00:52:26.420 it

00:52:27.260 won't

00:52:27.520 be

00:52:27.760 for sale

00:52:28.840 probably

00:52:29.140 until

00:52:29.400 Tuesday

00:52:29.820 morning

00:52:30.340 but

00:52:31.420 just

00:52:31.800 letting

00:52:32.100 you know

00:52:32.360 that's

00:52:32.640 going

00:52:32.760 to

00:52:32.880 happen

00:52:33.180 we

00:52:33.720 also

00:52:33.860 have

00:52:33.980 a show

00:52:34.260 Cobbs

00:52:34.980 San

00:52:35.440 Francisco

00:52:35.920 on

00:52:36.300 July

00:52:36.520 25th

00:52:38.020 a late

00:52:39.060 Thursday

00:52:39.860 show

00:52:40.200 has been

00:52:40.460 added

00:52:40.700 that

00:52:41.080 week

00:52:41.460 upcoming

00:52:42.600 cities

00:52:42.940 as well

00:52:43.280 Sacramento

00:52:43.780 Las Vegas

00:52:44.480 Memphis

00:52:45.020 Atlanta

00:52:45.640 Louisville

00:52:46.340 Brea

00:52:47.220 Biloxi

00:52:49.120 and we

00:52:49.660 added

00:52:49.960 added

00:52:49.980 a show

00:52:51.040 on

00:52:52.220 I

00:52:53.500 believe

00:52:54.140 the

00:52:54.820 21st

00:52:56.820 or 22nd

00:52:57.720 in

00:52:57.880 Manchester

00:52:58.480 or in

00:52:59.460 London

00:52:59.780 it's

00:53:00.040 an

00:53:00.180 afternoon

00:53:00.600 show

00:53:01.160 all

00:53:01.860 those

00:53:02.040 are

00:53:02.140 available

00:53:02.440 at

00:53:02.620 theovahn.com

00:53:03.580 slash

00:53:04.020 tour

00:53:04.560 T-O-U-R

00:53:06.340 I want

00:53:07.720 to get

00:53:08.500 to a

00:53:08.700 couple

00:53:08.820 of

00:53:08.960 Patreon

00:53:09.280 questions

00:53:09.760 that

00:53:09.940 came

00:53:10.140 in

00:53:10.340 this

00:53:11.060 one

00:53:11.240 is

00:53:11.600 from

00:53:12.220 Gunt

00:53:12.600 Squad

00:53:13.080 Gary

00:53:13.600 you

00:53:14.800 arrive

00:53:15.160 at

00:53:15.300 the

00:53:15.440 studio

00:53:15.720 and

00:53:15.940 it's

00:53:16.120 burning

00:53:16.360 down

00:53:16.760 with

00:53:16.980 Nick

00:53:17.300 and

00:53:17.500 Gianni

00:53:18.020 still

00:53:18.340 inside

00:53:18.880 you

00:53:19.200 only

00:53:19.360 have

00:53:19.520 time

00:53:19.740 to

00:53:19.920 save

00:53:20.180 one

00:53:20.500 of

00:53:20.620 them

00:53:20.860 who's

00:53:21.340 it

00:53:21.460 gonna

00:53:21.660 be

00:53:22.180 Nick

00:53:24.300 gonna

00:53:25.660 be

00:53:25.920 Nick

00:53:26.460 and

00:53:28.160 that

00:53:28.280 was

00:53:28.400 Nick

00:53:28.600 there

00:53:28.860 this

00:53:31.580 is

00:53:31.740 from

00:53:31.920 Angela

00:53:32.480 Coner

00:53:33.400 what

00:53:34.240 are

00:53:34.320 your

00:53:34.440 thoughts

00:53:34.640 on

00:53:34.820 child

00:53:35.160 actors

00:53:35.680 the

00:53:35.920 kids

00:53:36.160 on

00:53:36.320 Stranger

00:53:36.740 Things

00:53:37.040 made

00:53:37.320 me

00:53:37.460 think

00:53:37.700 about

00:53:37.960 it

00:53:38.140 I

00:53:38.560 would

00:53:38.700 be

00:53:38.820 proud

00:53:39.040 of

00:53:39.120 my

00:53:39.260 son

00:53:39.440 to

00:53:39.540 be

00:53:39.640 in

00:53:39.760 something

00:53:40.020 successful

00:53:40.680 I

00:53:41.380 would

00:53:41.500 want

00:53:41.680 him

00:53:41.800 to

00:53:41.840 have

00:53:41.960 a

00:53:42.060 normal

00:53:42.340 childhood

00:53:42.740 though

00:53:43.100 would

00:53:43.560 you

00:53:43.660 want

00:53:43.820 the

00:53:43.960 showbiz

00:53:44.320 life

00:53:44.600 for

00:53:44.760 your

00:53:44.920 own

00:53:45.240 child

00:53:45.740 someday

00:53:46.340 no

00:53:47.560 no

00:53:48.460 I

00:53:48.620 wouldn't

00:53:49.800 from

00:53:50.300 my

00:53:50.500 experience

00:53:51.000 around

00:53:51.520 some

00:53:52.740 child

00:53:54.040 actors

00:53:54.400 who

00:53:54.540 are

00:53:54.600 now

00:53:54.760 adults

00:53:55.240 it

00:53:55.500 seems

00:53:56.080 like

00:53:57.240 the

00:53:57.420 odds

00:53:57.720 of

00:53:57.840 them

00:53:58.120 staying

00:53:59.440 well

00:54:00.000 adjusted

00:54:00.480 are

00:54:00.840 not

00:54:01.140 good

00:54:01.500 there's

00:54:02.820 too

00:54:03.220 many

00:54:03.560 other

00:54:04.060 heavy

00:54:05.040 influences

00:54:05.740 wealth

00:54:07.240 money

00:54:07.840 money

00:54:08.520 is a

00:54:08.740 hard

00:54:08.980 influence

00:54:09.320 to deal

00:54:09.540 with

00:54:09.660 even

00:54:09.880 as

00:54:10.040 you

00:54:10.120 get

00:54:10.280 older

00:54:10.620 so

00:54:11.320 to

00:54:11.480 have

00:54:11.640 it

00:54:11.740 when

00:54:11.860 you're

00:54:12.000 young

00:54:12.480 especially

00:54:14.980 in

00:54:15.180 like

00:54:15.320 a

00:54:15.540 me

00:54:15.760 generation

00:54:16.380 like

00:54:16.580 a

00:54:16.760 me

00:54:16.980 time

00:54:17.400 like

00:54:17.760 where

00:54:18.620 everyone

00:54:18.880 is

00:54:19.220 creating

00:54:19.800 their

00:54:20.040 own

00:54:20.280 universes

00:54:20.880 where

00:54:24.120 the

00:54:24.340 family

00:54:24.740 structure

00:54:25.240 seems

00:54:25.600 to be

00:54:26.340 a

00:54:28.580 little

00:54:28.680 more

00:54:28.900 confused

00:54:29.460 or a

00:54:30.200 little

00:54:30.380 bit

00:54:30.680 more

00:54:30.920 evolving

00:54:31.580 I

00:54:33.380 would

00:54:33.560 say

00:54:33.780 no

00:54:34.100 I

00:54:34.960 don't

00:54:35.140 think

00:54:35.300 it's

00:54:35.540 safe

00:54:35.860 I

00:54:36.180 think

00:54:36.680 you

00:54:38.820 see

00:54:39.040 parents

00:54:39.340 that are

00:54:39.500 taking

00:54:39.640 these

00:54:39.860 very

00:54:40.120 young

00:54:40.580 children

00:54:41.080 to do

00:54:41.540 it

00:54:41.680 and

00:54:41.840 it

00:54:41.960 always

00:54:42.240 seems

00:54:42.780 like

00:54:43.180 there's

00:54:43.740 no way

00:54:44.080 that

00:54:44.280 child

00:54:44.820 could have

00:54:45.200 made

00:54:45.480 that

00:54:45.760 choice

00:54:46.220 yet

00:54:46.600 if

00:54:48.440 they

00:54:48.580 want

00:54:48.740 to

00:54:48.860 act

00:54:49.220 or do

00:54:49.500 that

00:54:49.660 I

00:54:49.800 think

00:54:50.000 a

00:54:50.140 safe

00:54:50.400 fun

00:54:50.720 environment

00:54:51.140 to do

00:54:51.380 it

00:54:51.500 in

00:54:51.620 is

00:54:51.820 just

00:54:52.140 through

00:54:52.320 school

00:54:52.720 through

00:54:53.540 plays

00:54:53.900 at

00:54:54.100 school

00:54:54.420 and

00:54:54.860 things

00:54:55.100 of

00:54:55.260 that

00:54:55.480 sort

00:54:55.820 and

00:54:56.380 then

00:54:56.500 when

00:54:56.620 they

00:54:56.760 get

00:54:56.900 a

00:54:57.020 little

00:54:57.120 bit

00:54:57.320 older

00:54:57.680 let

00:54:59.020 them

00:54:59.220 make

00:54:59.400 their

00:54:59.560 own

00:54:59.720 choice

00:55:00.020 as

00:55:00.180 an

00:55:00.320 adult

00:55:00.640 if

00:55:01.120 going

00:55:02.660 out

00:55:02.920 to

00:55:03.040 Los

00:55:03.240 Angeles

00:55:03.460 or

00:55:03.680 New

00:55:03.840 York

00:55:04.140 or

00:55:04.340 even

00:55:04.720 just

00:55:04.920 starting

00:55:05.220 something

00:55:05.560 in

00:55:05.720 their

00:55:05.840 own

00:55:06.020 area

00:55:06.400 is

00:55:07.240 solid

00:55:08.540 there's

00:55:10.540 too

00:55:10.880 much

00:55:11.220 money

00:55:11.580 there's

00:55:11.900 too

00:55:12.080 much

00:55:12.320 business

00:55:12.800 there's

00:55:13.260 too

00:55:13.500 much

00:55:13.960 cutthroat

00:55:16.060 type of

00:55:16.500 stuff

00:55:16.760 going on

00:55:17.240 out

00:55:17.420 here

00:55:17.700 there's

00:55:19.220 too

00:55:19.500 much

00:55:19.840 dirty

00:55:20.600 influence

00:55:21.380 that

00:55:22.540 I don't

00:55:22.820 think

00:55:23.000 a

00:55:23.140 child

00:55:23.420 should

00:55:23.660 have

00:55:24.100 you

00:55:25.360 know

00:55:25.480 kids

00:55:25.820 get

00:55:26.020 it

00:55:26.160 in

00:55:26.500 other

00:55:26.960 places

00:55:27.500 elsewhere

00:55:28.040 but

00:55:28.860 here

00:55:29.260 it

00:55:29.460 can

00:55:29.600 be

00:55:29.840 so

00:55:30.220 much

00:55:30.500 more

00:55:30.900 everything

00:55:32.040 can

00:55:32.240 have

00:55:32.400 there

00:55:34.140 can

00:55:34.300 be

00:55:34.440 stuff

00:55:34.640 going

00:55:34.800 on

00:55:34.900 behind

00:55:35.080 the

00:55:35.240 scenes

00:55:35.400 you

00:55:35.520 don't

00:55:35.640 even

00:55:35.760 really

00:55:36.000 realize

00:55:36.660 it's

00:55:37.480 so

00:55:37.640 hard

00:55:37.840 to

00:55:38.000 kind

00:55:38.140 of

00:55:38.240 know

00:55:38.380 who

00:55:38.520 to

00:55:38.640 trust

00:55:39.020 because

00:55:39.440 a

00:55:40.660 lot

00:55:40.900 of

00:55:41.040 the

00:55:41.180 livelihood

00:55:41.620 here

00:55:42.120 is

00:55:42.660 entertainment

00:55:44.320 so

00:55:45.660 people

00:55:45.940 are

00:55:46.100 always

00:55:46.400 going

00:55:46.540 to

00:55:46.600 be

00:55:46.760 angling

00:55:47.320 and

00:55:47.520 always

00:55:47.860 going

00:55:48.120 to

00:55:48.360 be

00:55:48.860 you

00:55:50.100 know

00:55:50.280 haggling

00:55:50.840 just

00:55:51.520 being

00:55:52.000 alive

00:55:52.500 here

00:55:52.700 in

00:55:52.820 Los

00:55:53.020 Angeles

00:55:53.380 in

00:55:53.740 Hollywood

00:55:54.040 it's

00:55:54.500 it's

00:55:55.280 entertainment

00:55:55.660 everything

00:55:55.960 you do

00:55:56.480 is

00:55:56.660 kind

00:55:56.860 of

00:55:56.960 somehow

00:55:57.360 tied

00:55:57.780 in

00:55:58.100 I

00:55:58.940 mean

00:55:59.020 all

00:55:59.220 your

00:55:59.400 friendships

00:55:59.740 are

00:55:59.980 a

00:56:00.280 little

00:56:00.660 bit

00:56:01.040 have

00:56:01.220 a

00:56:01.420 little

00:56:01.720 you

00:56:02.580 met

00:56:02.880 them

00:56:03.060 through

00:56:03.280 work

00:56:03.640 you

00:56:07.480 if

00:56:08.100 it

00:56:08.240 ain't

00:56:08.400 in

00:56:08.540 the

00:56:08.660 house

00:56:08.920 it's

00:56:09.440 right

00:56:09.680 there

00:56:09.980 peeking

00:56:11.040 in

00:56:11.140 the

00:56:11.260 window

00:56:11.540 so

00:56:12.500 I

00:56:12.660 don't

00:56:12.780 think

00:56:12.940 it

00:56:13.020 would

00:56:13.100 be

00:56:13.220 a

00:56:13.380 safe

00:56:13.580 environment

00:56:14.000 for

00:56:14.340 it

00:56:15.440 doesn't

00:56:15.700 seem

00:56:15.900 like

00:56:16.060 something

00:56:16.300 fun

00:56:16.700 and

00:56:18.680 it

00:56:18.800 can

00:56:18.940 be

00:56:19.080 real

00:56:19.280 scary

00:56:19.720 I

00:56:20.980 think

00:56:21.140 a

00:56:21.280 child

00:56:21.500 growing

00:56:21.820 up

00:56:22.060 with

00:56:22.360 fame

00:56:23.380 and

00:56:23.580 popularity

00:56:24.240 and

00:56:25.080 and

00:56:26.680 and

00:56:28.640 like

00:56:29.940 a false

00:56:30.400 sense

00:56:30.700 of

00:56:30.880 self

00:56:31.400 I

00:56:33.660 mean

00:56:33.780 we

00:56:33.960 it

00:56:34.380 just

00:56:34.580 seems

00:56:34.820 very

00:56:35.220 it

00:56:36.920 doesn't

00:56:37.200 seem

00:56:37.540 wrong

00:56:38.140 but

00:56:38.940 it

00:56:39.080 seems

00:56:39.580 very

00:56:40.020 unnatural

00:56:40.620 and

00:56:42.140 like

00:56:42.320 the

00:56:42.500 consequences

00:56:43.280 the

00:56:44.540 ramifications

00:56:45.160 of it

00:56:45.480 could be

00:56:45.700 much

00:56:45.920 more

00:56:46.140 severe

00:56:46.680 but

00:56:49.940 also

00:56:50.360 you know

00:56:51.100 I

00:56:51.200 didn't

00:56:51.320 have

00:56:51.480 that

00:56:51.600 experience

00:56:51.960 so

00:56:52.160 I

00:56:52.420 don't

00:56:52.860 know

00:56:53.140 exactly

00:56:53.700 it

00:56:53.820 was

00:56:53.900 just

00:56:54.060 my

00:56:54.260 thoughts

00:56:54.700 Diana

00:56:56.620 Morton

00:56:57.140 asked

00:56:57.520 why

00:56:57.720 do

00:56:57.860 guys

00:56:58.180 puff

00:56:58.500 up

00:56:58.680 like

00:56:58.900 lizards

00:56:59.420 when

00:56:59.600 they

00:56:59.740 come

00:56:59.940 around

00:57:00.160 and

00:57:00.300 meet

00:57:00.460 each

00:57:00.640 other

00:57:00.800 for

00:57:00.960 the

00:57:01.100 first

00:57:01.360 time

00:57:01.760 voices

00:57:02.220 change

00:57:02.800 shoulders

00:57:03.200 get

00:57:03.460 broader

00:57:03.820 kind

00:57:04.320 of

00:57:04.440 reminds

00:57:04.760 me

00:57:04.900 of

00:57:05.040 bearded

00:57:05.420 dragons

00:57:05.940 lol

00:57:06.380 yeah

00:57:06.940 I

00:57:07.840 think

00:57:08.020 that's

00:57:08.280 it

00:57:08.400 that's

00:57:08.640 why

00:57:08.940 you

00:57:09.920 know

00:57:10.000 if

00:57:10.120 another

00:57:10.360 man

00:57:10.660 come

00:57:10.880 up

00:57:11.020 you

00:57:11.140 want

00:57:11.360 to

00:57:11.500 show

00:57:11.880 him

00:57:12.020 what

00:57:12.160 you

00:57:12.260 what

00:57:12.460 you

00:57:12.580 got

00:57:12.880 you

00:57:13.120 want

00:57:13.280 to

00:57:13.380 show

00:57:13.560 him

00:57:13.740 your

00:57:13.880 tits

00:57:14.240 but

00:57:14.560 be

00:57:14.920 cool

00:57:15.280 you

00:57:15.980 know

00:57:16.060 you

00:57:16.180 want

00:57:16.380 to

00:57:16.500 do

00:57:16.640 the

00:57:16.800 secret

00:57:17.080 handshakes

00:57:17.720 you

00:57:17.940 know

00:57:18.200 do

00:57:19.260 the

00:57:19.440 whistle

00:57:19.760 whatever

00:57:20.200 do

00:57:20.460 whatever

00:57:20.620 you

00:57:20.960 know

00:57:21.120 do

00:57:21.340 whatever

00:57:21.600 has

00:57:21.740 got

00:57:21.880 to

00:57:21.960 be

00:57:22.080 cool

00:57:22.420 you

00:57:24.760 want

00:57:24.960 to

00:57:25.060 have

00:57:25.880 that

00:57:26.060 net

00:57:26.300 you

00:57:26.740 want

00:57:27.040 to

00:57:27.460 seem

00:57:28.720 in

00:57:29.020 the

00:57:29.160 know

00:57:29.540 I

00:57:30.400 think

00:57:30.600 it's

00:57:30.780 very

00:57:31.080 yeah

00:57:31.420 just

00:57:31.640 tribal

00:57:32.080 goes

00:57:32.740 back

00:57:32.980 to

00:57:33.160 nature

00:57:33.560 that's

00:57:34.200 one

00:57:34.300 of

00:57:34.400 our

00:57:34.520 natural

00:57:34.920 behaviors

00:57:35.400 that's

00:57:35.700 very

00:57:35.980 what

00:57:36.620 is

00:57:37.880 that

00:57:38.040 term

00:57:38.320 cognitive

00:57:38.900 I

00:57:39.380 don't

00:57:39.500 know

00:57:39.840 my

00:57:41.860 neck

00:57:42.080 is

00:57:42.220 killing

00:57:42.680 me

00:57:42.960 bro

00:57:43.240 I

00:57:44.400 just

00:57:44.560 wish

00:57:44.740 somebody

00:57:45.000 would

00:57:45.140 almost

00:57:45.340 electrocute

00:57:46.000 me

00:57:46.140 in

00:57:46.260 the

00:57:46.380 damn

00:57:46.640 neck

00:57:47.000 let's

00:57:50.300 get

00:57:50.560 into

00:57:51.080 this

00:57:52.460 question

00:57:53.780 what's

00:57:56.460 up

00:57:56.680 Theo

00:57:57.100 this

00:57:57.600 is

00:57:57.840 Spencer

00:57:58.820 Bagley

00:57:59.400 from

00:57:59.800 LA

00:58:00.220 aka

00:58:01.160 Spency

00:58:02.180 Night

00:58:02.440 Sweats

00:58:02.920 aka

00:58:03.880 Spency

00:58:04.780 Trips

00:58:05.100 After

00:58:05.380 Ease

00:58:05.880 hey

00:58:07.240 man

00:58:07.540 I

00:58:07.740 have

00:58:07.840 a

00:58:07.920 question

00:58:08.180 for

00:58:08.400 you

00:58:08.520 I'm

00:58:08.880 curious

00:58:09.380 what's

00:58:10.100 up

00:58:10.260 Spencer

00:58:10.800 about

00:58:12.960 where

00:58:13.180 you

00:58:13.280 get

00:58:13.380 your

00:58:13.500 mullet

00:58:13.740 cut

00:58:13.980 I'm

00:58:14.540 getting

00:58:14.720 married

00:58:15.020 at

00:58:15.180 the

00:58:15.260 end

00:58:15.320 of

00:58:15.400 the

00:58:15.520 month

00:58:15.820 and

00:58:16.400 I

00:58:17.000 don't

00:58:17.080 know

00:58:17.200 I'm

00:58:17.320 having

00:58:17.500 a

00:58:17.660 tough

00:58:17.820 time

00:58:18.080 finding

00:58:18.380 a

00:58:18.520 good

00:58:18.660 barber

00:58:18.920 here

00:58:19.280 in

00:58:19.540 LA

00:58:19.860 well

00:58:20.720 I'll

00:58:20.880 tell

00:58:21.040 you

00:58:21.160 where

00:58:21.300 to

00:58:23.780 my

00:58:26.320 boy

00:58:26.600 John

00:58:27.060 cuts

00:58:27.580 it

00:58:27.760 and

00:58:28.040 he's

00:58:28.200 a

00:58:28.320 bicyclist

00:58:29.100 but

00:58:29.380 he

00:58:29.560 cuts

00:58:29.820 hair

00:58:30.100 and

00:58:31.120 he

00:58:31.240 bicycles

00:58:31.860 to get

00:58:32.260 the bad

00:58:32.660 energy

00:58:33.000 out of

00:58:33.240 his

00:58:33.380 system

00:58:33.600 just to

00:58:34.180 get

00:58:34.460 that

00:58:35.880 gumption

00:58:37.680 out of

00:58:37.960 his

00:58:38.120 system

00:58:38.500 so he

00:58:39.600 doesn't

00:58:39.920 do a

00:58:41.200 crime

00:58:41.700 or

00:58:42.060 get in

00:58:43.300 an

00:58:43.400 argument

00:58:43.700 with

00:58:43.940 his

00:58:44.080 wife

00:58:44.320 he

00:58:44.500 gets

00:58:44.680 all

00:58:44.820 that

00:58:45.020 energy

00:58:45.360 out

00:58:45.680 doing

00:58:46.240 bicycling

00:58:47.000 and

00:58:48.220 when

00:58:48.340 he

00:58:48.460 gets

00:58:48.640 around

00:58:49.080 to

00:58:49.640 doing

00:58:51.280 hair

00:58:51.560 he does

00:58:51.880 it

00:58:52.040 pretty

00:58:52.400 swell

00:58:52.840 and

00:58:53.800 it's

00:58:54.440 pretty

00:58:54.680 good

00:58:55.020 I

00:58:55.260 don't

00:58:55.400 even

00:58:55.560 like

00:58:55.940 my

00:58:56.080 haircut

00:58:56.300 that

00:58:56.600 good

00:58:56.920 and

00:58:57.540 even

00:58:57.700 recently

00:58:58.040 I

00:58:58.160 started

00:58:58.360 cutting

00:58:58.660 it

00:58:58.780 myself

00:58:59.180 again

00:58:59.560 but

00:59:00.400 when

00:59:00.560 I

00:59:00.700 do

00:59:00.960 go

00:59:01.180 to

00:59:01.440 a

00:59:01.740 fashion

00:59:02.360 shop

00:59:02.940 that

00:59:03.400 is

00:59:03.540 where

00:59:03.680 I

00:59:03.820 go

00:59:04.080 to

00:59:04.420 see

00:59:04.640 him

00:59:04.920 what

00:59:08.540 else

00:59:08.880 here

00:59:09.340 we

00:59:09.480 got

00:59:09.680 a

00:59:09.840 call

00:59:10.080 that

00:59:10.240 came

00:59:10.420 in

00:59:10.580 right

00:59:10.760 here

00:59:11.080 as

00:59:12.200 always

00:59:12.420 the

00:59:12.580 hotline

00:59:12.900 if

00:59:13.040 you're

00:59:13.180 struggling

00:59:13.480 with

00:59:13.700 something

00:59:14.080 you

00:59:15.500 have

00:59:15.600 something

00:59:15.760 on

00:59:15.880 your

00:59:15.960 mind

00:59:16.220 or

00:59:16.320 heart

00:59:16.600 hit

00:59:16.980 the

00:59:17.100 hotline

00:59:17.400 985

00:59:17.880 664

00:59:18.820 9503

00:59:20.440 what's

00:59:24.940 up

00:59:25.100 Kenny

00:59:25.340 from

00:59:25.560 that

00:59:25.720 ATL

00:59:26.520 them

00:59:27.080 atlians

00:59:27.760 boy

00:59:28.080 let's

00:59:29.240 get

00:59:29.460 it

00:59:30.220 and

00:59:30.440 I

00:59:30.820 was

00:59:31.520 listening

00:59:31.740 to

00:59:31.940 your

00:59:32.100 podcast

00:59:32.800 your

00:59:33.000 most

00:59:33.180 recent

00:59:33.440 podcast

00:59:34.220 about

00:59:34.580 relish

00:59:35.140 and I

00:59:36.060 had

00:59:36.260 a

00:59:36.480 idea

00:59:39.500 or

00:59:40.200 maybe

00:59:40.920 it

00:59:41.060 was

00:59:41.220 an

00:59:41.340 epiphany

00:59:41.880 I

00:59:42.940 was

00:59:43.140 thinking

00:59:43.580 is

00:59:44.240 relish

00:59:44.880 just

00:59:45.600 a

00:59:46.360 gay

00:59:46.560 pickle

00:59:47.020 you

00:59:48.660 know

00:59:48.920 is it

00:59:49.540 that

00:59:49.860 homoerotic

00:59:50.920 bad

00:59:51.320 boy

00:59:51.640 it's

00:59:52.940 a

00:59:53.040 good

00:59:53.200 question

00:59:53.560 is

00:59:53.740 relish

00:59:54.100 just

00:59:54.260 a

00:59:54.420 gay

00:59:54.640 pickle

00:59:55.000 and

00:59:56.640 you

00:59:56.760 might

00:59:56.960 be

00:59:57.140 on

00:59:57.360 to

00:59:57.480 something

00:59:57.800 you

00:59:58.320 know

00:59:58.480 epiphany

00:59:59.040 Kenny

00:59:59.380 out

00:59:59.680 here

01:00:00.020 just

01:00:01.740 throwing

01:00:02.080 those

01:00:02.320 thought

01:00:02.900 javelins

01:00:03.480 at us

01:00:03.860 and

01:00:03.960 they're

01:00:04.100 hitting

01:00:04.360 us

01:00:04.720 you

01:00:06.340 might

01:00:06.520 be

01:00:06.680 on

01:00:06.860 to

01:00:06.980 something

01:00:07.180 is

01:00:07.360 relish

01:00:07.680 a

01:00:07.820 gay

01:00:08.020 pickle

01:00:08.320 relish

01:00:08.760 is

01:00:09.020 something

01:00:09.360 it

01:00:10.340 definitely

01:00:10.780 seems

01:00:11.320 like

01:00:11.740 you know

01:00:13.380 it's

01:00:13.640 almost

01:00:13.840 like

01:00:14.140 a

01:00:14.320 salad

01:00:14.660 set

01:00:14.980 fuck

01:00:15.300 it

01:00:15.480 let's

01:00:15.900 be

01:00:16.060 jello

01:00:16.440 so

01:00:17.880 there's

01:00:18.160 definitely

01:00:18.480 something

01:00:18.800 going

01:00:19.100 on

01:00:19.380 there

01:00:19.560 I

01:00:19.720 think

01:00:19.940 it

01:00:20.380 would

01:00:20.520 test

01:00:20.780 positive

01:00:21.280 for

01:00:21.500 some

01:00:21.680 different

01:00:21.960 types

01:00:22.280 of

01:00:22.420 stuff

01:00:22.820 you

01:00:23.900 know

01:00:24.180 so

01:00:26.620 I

01:00:26.880 think

01:00:27.140 there's

01:00:27.600 something

01:00:28.140 in the

01:00:28.440 water

01:00:28.680 right

01:00:28.940 there

01:00:29.260 you

01:00:29.520 got

01:00:29.660 you

01:00:29.860 got

01:00:30.060 you

01:00:30.600 got

01:00:30.740 a

01:00:30.880 good

01:00:31.080 you

01:00:31.820 got

01:00:31.980 a

01:00:32.120 good

01:00:32.480 good

01:00:33.700 idea

01:00:34.020 there

01:00:34.400 epiphany

01:00:35.160 kenny

01:00:35.640 fuck

01:00:36.520 my neck

01:00:36.980 hurts

01:00:37.240 bro

01:00:37.620 what is

01:00:39.040 going

01:00:39.260 on

01:00:39.860 man

01:00:40.260 gotta

01:00:40.820 tighten

01:00:41.220 up

01:00:41.620 what

01:00:46.780 what else

01:00:47.080 is

01:00:47.240 going

01:00:47.560 on

01:00:47.920 let's

01:00:48.160 take

01:00:48.360 one

01:00:48.540 more

01:00:48.720 call

01:00:49.020 here

01:00:49.300 as

01:00:49.480 always

01:00:49.800 the

01:00:49.960 hotline

01:00:50.360 985-664-9503

01:00:53.000 this is

01:00:54.580 Mike

01:00:55.600 from

01:00:55.900 Austin

01:00:56.460 Texas

01:00:57.000 I

01:00:57.880 often

01:00:58.880 think

01:00:59.320 about

01:00:59.780 I know

01:01:00.580 you're

01:01:01.100 on the

01:01:01.880 wagon

01:01:02.300 I've

01:01:02.920 been

01:01:03.140 on the

01:01:03.500 wagon

01:01:03.880 thanks for

01:01:04.860 calling in

01:01:05.360 Mike

01:01:05.600 from

01:01:05.780 Austin

01:01:06.200 we

01:01:06.420 appreciate

01:01:06.800 you

01:01:07.120 boy

01:01:07.460 on

01:01:07.920 what

01:01:08.160 just

01:01:09.320 fell

01:01:09.620 off

01:01:10.000 hotel

01:01:11.500 room

01:01:12.240 got

01:01:13.240 stuff

01:01:15.100 got

01:01:15.680 some

01:01:16.100 whoo

01:01:18.460 spend

01:01:19.160 the night

01:01:19.600 okay

01:01:21.080 so you

01:01:21.460 dark

01:01:21.800 arting

01:01:22.120 right

01:01:22.380 now

01:01:22.780 and you

01:01:24.700 out there

01:01:25.060 in the

01:01:25.360 shadows

01:01:25.840 in the

01:01:26.500 shadows

01:01:27.000 um

01:01:30.960 thank you

01:01:31.420 for calling

01:01:31.780 in man

01:01:32.240 I appreciate

01:01:32.680 it bro

01:01:33.120 what's

01:01:33.460 happening

01:01:33.720 bro

01:01:34.820 don't feel

01:01:38.580 too bad

01:01:39.080 don't feel

01:01:39.520 too good

01:01:40.100 a little sad

01:01:41.560 the sun's

01:01:42.080 coming up

01:01:42.460 at 7am

01:01:43.840 ooh

01:01:44.840 that sun's

01:01:46.860 coming up

01:01:47.460 yeah man

01:01:48.220 feeling

01:01:49.420 don't feel

01:01:50.640 too bad

01:01:51.280 don't feel

01:01:51.680 too good

01:01:52.300 yeah I can

01:01:53.060 relate man

01:01:53.940 cause I miss

01:01:55.740 sometimes I miss

01:01:56.440 doing that

01:01:56.860 party

01:01:57.320 I miss

01:01:58.140 letting that

01:01:58.640 dangerous

01:01:59.040 squirrel

01:01:59.520 just run

01:02:00.040 up into

01:02:00.320 my fucking

01:02:00.780 brain

01:02:01.300 bro

01:02:01.640 and just

01:02:04.220 start looking

01:02:04.920 for applesauce

01:02:05.880 man

01:02:06.280 sometimes I

01:02:08.280 just miss

01:02:08.880 that

01:02:09.180 just miss

01:02:10.640 letting that

01:02:11.240 dirty rabbit

01:02:12.080 just

01:02:12.500 just

01:02:14.040 just

01:02:15.080 climb up

01:02:15.940 into your

01:02:16.320 up into your

01:02:17.880 thought cabin

01:02:18.640 and just

01:02:18.960 start skating

01:02:19.740 bro

01:02:20.080 sometimes I

01:02:21.260 miss that

01:02:21.840 let's hear

01:02:22.400 more

01:02:22.740 and I

01:02:24.800 often think

01:02:25.580 how you'll

01:02:26.340 handle it

01:02:27.140 if you

01:02:27.920 fall off

01:02:28.740 and

01:02:29.500 if you're

01:02:30.900 gonna

01:02:31.140 how you

01:02:32.200 will navigate

01:02:33.760 those waters

01:02:34.960 the guilt

01:02:35.820 or

01:02:37.020 hopefully you'll

01:02:39.900 never fall

01:02:40.480 off

01:02:40.860 but

01:02:43.020 feeling sad

01:02:44.340 feeling lonely

01:02:45.100 had a

01:02:45.700 an okay

01:02:46.340 night

01:02:46.840 went to a

01:02:48.540 strip club

01:02:49.240 brought a

01:02:49.800 stripper

01:02:50.140 back

01:02:51.280 to the

01:02:51.960 hotel

01:02:52.380 had some

01:02:53.760 good

01:02:53.960 conversations

01:02:54.720 no touching

01:02:55.440 which

01:02:56.200 is always

01:02:57.080 good

01:02:57.480 okay

01:02:59.040 you got

01:02:59.340 the

01:02:59.500 stripper

01:02:59.900 you got

01:03:00.200 the

01:03:00.340 hotel

01:03:00.820 you got

01:03:01.220 it all

01:03:01.580 you got

01:03:01.860 the

01:03:02.040 arts

01:03:02.480 I mean

01:03:03.100 this is

01:03:03.640 dark

01:03:03.900 arts

01:03:04.160 this is

01:03:04.460 a museum

01:03:05.140 this is

01:03:06.920 the

01:03:07.260 Gilgenheim

01:03:09.840 for the

01:03:10.560 dark

01:03:10.860 arts

01:03:11.320 yeah I

01:03:13.160 don't know

01:03:13.520 how I

01:03:13.920 will

01:03:14.040 navigate

01:03:14.440 that

01:03:15.060 you know

01:03:19.260 I mean

01:03:19.480 I think

01:03:19.940 it's like

01:03:20.580 you know

01:03:23.720 you just

01:03:24.240 fell off

01:03:24.740 the wagon

01:03:25.220 you said

01:03:25.840 and

01:03:26.060 I mean

01:03:27.100 I feel

01:03:27.400 I definitely

01:03:28.280 feel for you

01:03:29.000 man

01:03:29.240 like

01:03:29.460 I mean

01:03:30.620 it sounds

01:03:30.940 like you

01:03:31.220 just kind

01:03:31.540 of had

01:03:31.740 like a

01:03:32.040 night

01:03:32.320 and

01:03:32.560 and I

01:03:33.400 hope

01:03:33.520 you're

01:03:33.680 doing

01:03:33.860 okay

01:03:34.200 now

01:03:34.660 it

01:03:36.120 sounds

01:03:36.260 like

01:03:36.380 you

01:03:36.440 just

01:03:36.580 kind

01:03:36.740 of

01:03:36.780 had

01:03:36.900 a

01:03:37.040 party

01:03:37.300 night

01:03:37.640 and

01:03:38.660 I

01:03:38.920 hope

01:03:39.100 you're

01:03:39.240 doing

01:03:39.400 okay

01:03:39.780 and

01:03:40.520 that

01:03:40.680 if

01:03:40.780 you

01:03:40.920 choose

01:03:41.260 to

01:03:41.580 you know

01:03:42.880 to do

01:03:43.500 you know

01:03:44.940 get back

01:03:45.340 on the

01:03:45.620 wagon

01:03:45.880 that

01:03:46.220 there's

01:03:47.020 there's

01:03:47.580 always

01:03:47.800 a

01:03:48.020 program

01:03:48.340 there

01:03:48.580 that

01:03:48.940 that's

01:03:49.460 that

01:03:49.720 can

01:03:50.040 be

01:03:50.160 helpful

01:03:50.480 you know

01:03:53.220 that's

01:03:53.440 the cool

01:03:53.720 thing

01:03:53.920 about it

01:03:54.300 it's

01:03:54.420 like

01:03:54.520 it's

01:03:54.680 always

01:03:54.940 there

01:03:55.280 it's

01:03:56.680 like

01:03:56.860 one

01:03:57.080 thing

01:03:57.260 that's

01:03:57.460 reliable

01:03:57.940 for

01:03:58.260 people

01:03:58.680 and

01:03:59.960 you know

01:04:01.900 if that

01:04:02.200 happens

01:04:02.520 in my

01:04:02.840 life

01:04:03.040 I

01:04:03.180 don't

01:04:03.280 know

01:04:03.420 if

01:04:03.560 I'll

01:04:03.740 always

01:04:04.160 be

01:04:04.460 sober

01:04:04.760 I

01:04:06.140 don't

01:04:06.240 know

01:04:06.400 if

01:04:06.540 I'll

01:04:06.820 always

01:04:07.220 be

01:04:07.780 you

01:04:08.860 know

01:04:09.120 you know

01:04:11.480 in

01:04:11.740 in that

01:04:12.420 space

01:04:13.060 and in

01:04:13.320 that

01:04:13.480 head

01:04:13.700 space

01:04:14.160 I don't

01:04:15.340 know

01:04:15.660 you know

01:04:16.500 I don't

01:04:16.720 know

01:04:17.080 but

01:04:20.400 I don't

01:04:22.240 know

01:04:22.380 I don't

01:04:22.940 think that

01:04:23.480 I hope you

01:04:24.020 don't look down

01:04:24.520 upon yourself

01:04:25.200 because that

01:04:26.380 you know

01:04:27.020 you

01:04:28.440 because

01:04:29.920 you're

01:04:30.120 dabbling

01:04:30.640 in

01:04:31.380 in

01:04:32.800 the dark

01:04:34.880 arts

01:04:35.140 I hope

01:04:35.440 you get

01:04:35.680 back

01:04:35.880 on the

01:04:36.140 horse

01:04:36.480 if

01:04:37.120 you

01:04:37.280 feel

01:04:37.540 you

01:04:37.700 want

01:04:37.840 to

01:04:37.920 be

01:04:38.020 back

01:04:38.260 on

01:04:38.400 the

01:04:38.500 horse

01:04:38.700 I

01:04:38.860 hope

01:04:39.000 you

01:04:39.100 get

01:04:39.260 back

01:04:39.500 on

01:04:39.740 it

01:04:40.000 I

01:04:40.480 hope

01:04:40.620 whatever

01:04:40.800 you

01:04:41.000 want

01:04:41.400 is

01:04:42.140 what

01:04:42.360 you

01:04:42.500 get

01:04:42.880 yeah

01:04:45.920 but

01:04:46.100 I

01:04:46.220 don't

01:04:46.360 know

01:04:46.580 man

01:04:46.880 I

01:04:47.280 you

01:04:48.060 know

01:04:48.120 I

01:04:48.200 think

01:04:48.400 about

01:04:48.580 that

01:04:48.760 sometimes

01:04:49.200 like

01:04:49.460 man

01:04:49.780 if

01:04:49.960 I

01:04:50.320 would

01:04:51.580 I

01:04:51.700 be

01:04:51.840 able

01:04:52.000 to

01:04:52.300 sustain

01:04:53.840 you

01:04:55.000 know

01:04:55.120 the

01:04:55.300 activity

01:04:55.780 I

01:04:56.040 have

01:04:56.240 in

01:04:56.340 my

01:04:56.500 life

01:04:56.980 you

01:04:57.920 know

01:04:58.200 and

01:04:58.660 right

01:04:58.900 now

01:04:59.140 I'm

01:04:59.280 just

01:04:59.640 just

01:05:00.960 kind

01:05:01.180 of

01:05:01.260 taking

01:05:01.460 it

01:05:01.580 one

01:05:01.760 day

01:05:01.920 at

01:05:02.020 a

01:05:02.120 time

01:05:02.480 but

01:05:05.340 thank

01:05:05.900 you

01:05:05.980 for

01:05:06.120 calling

01:05:06.380 in

01:05:06.640 man

01:05:06.960 and

01:05:07.560 let's

01:05:07.980 hear

01:05:08.080 a little

01:05:08.260 bit

01:05:08.400 more

01:05:08.740 and

01:05:10.380 I'm

01:05:10.620 here

01:05:10.920 I got

01:05:11.340 some

01:05:11.520 beer

01:05:11.800 I got

01:05:12.120 some

01:05:12.560 lines

01:05:13.680 and

01:05:15.200 I'm

01:05:15.460 sad

01:05:16.060 as a

01:05:16.440 motherfucker

01:05:16.940 gang

01:05:19.020 gang

01:05:19.320 I hope

01:05:20.540 I don't

01:05:21.560 know

01:05:21.720 I hope

01:05:22.020 that helps

01:05:22.400 somebody

01:05:22.820 but

01:05:24.260 there's

01:05:24.480 some

01:05:24.620 good

01:05:24.800 times

01:05:25.120 too

01:05:25.340 I don't

01:05:25.520 want

01:05:25.660 to

01:05:25.760 forget

01:05:25.980 about

01:05:26.160 the

01:05:26.280 good

01:05:26.440 times

01:05:26.940 gang

01:05:28.100 gang

01:05:28.380 man

01:05:29.540 I hate

01:05:29.960 it

01:05:30.100 dude

01:05:30.280 I hate

01:05:30.700 it

01:05:30.800 thank you

01:05:31.060 for

01:05:31.200 calling

01:05:31.460 bro

01:05:31.740 thank you

01:05:32.780 for

01:05:32.900 calling

01:05:33.220 and

01:05:33.480 I mean

01:05:34.060 even

01:05:34.220 kind of

01:05:34.540 just

01:05:34.700 putting

01:05:34.920 your

01:05:35.200 story

01:05:35.640 out

01:05:35.880 there

01:05:36.100 just

01:05:36.360 as

01:05:36.560 like

01:05:36.940 just

01:05:38.700 like

01:05:39.040 I

01:05:39.440 didn't

01:05:40.160 like

01:05:40.400 that

01:05:40.740 you know

01:05:41.660 and it

01:05:41.920 sounds

01:05:42.080 like

01:05:42.240 you

01:05:42.340 don't

01:05:42.460 really

01:05:42.660 like

01:05:42.980 it

01:05:43.080 that

01:05:43.260 much

01:05:43.540 I

01:05:43.640 mean

01:05:43.740 it's

01:05:43.920 fun

01:05:44.280 and

01:05:44.420 it's

01:05:44.640 not

01:05:44.880 fun

01:05:45.140 that's

01:05:45.380 the

01:05:45.500 thing

01:05:45.800 you know

01:05:47.240 I

01:05:47.360 didn't

01:05:47.520 like

01:05:47.780 to

01:05:47.920 be

01:05:48.080 in

01:05:48.200 the

01:05:48.540 morning

01:05:48.900 and

01:05:49.300 dude

01:05:56.280 just

01:05:57.960 like

01:05:58.180 a

01:05:58.360 rattle

01:05:58.920 just

01:05:59.420 like

01:05:59.600 a

01:05:59.720 just

01:05:59.880 a

01:06:00.080 rattlesnake

01:06:00.740 without

01:06:00.960 the

01:06:01.240 snake

01:06:01.600 boy

01:06:01.960 my

01:06:02.920 heart

01:06:03.160 just

01:06:03.360 rattled

01:06:04.020 in

01:06:04.660 like

01:06:06.700 just

01:06:07.100 like

01:06:07.840 somebody

01:06:08.220 just

01:06:08.560 rattled

01:06:09.160 just

01:06:09.500 something

01:06:09.840 and

01:06:11.160 and

01:06:12.320 I

01:06:12.480 just

01:06:13.060 wanted

01:06:13.340 to go

01:06:13.540 to sleep

01:06:13.860 and I

01:06:14.080 couldn't

01:06:14.280 go to

01:06:14.520 sleep

01:06:14.680 and I

01:06:14.880 wanted

01:06:15.060 Gatorade

01:06:15.620 and I

01:06:16.160 didn't

01:06:16.320 have

01:06:16.500 any

01:06:16.720 Gatorade

01:06:17.360 and I

01:06:19.120 was

01:06:19.260 just

01:06:19.460 scared

01:06:19.960 and I

01:06:20.160 used

01:06:20.240 to

01:06:20.360 write

01:06:20.520 a

01:06:20.680 will

01:06:20.920 out

01:06:21.140 I

01:06:21.240 was

01:06:21.380 scared

01:06:21.660 I

01:06:21.780 was

01:06:21.860 gonna

01:06:21.980 die

01:06:22.420 bro

01:06:22.660 I

01:06:22.800 just

01:06:23.080 that

01:06:24.060 kind

01:06:24.280 of

01:06:24.400 shit

01:06:24.580 I

01:06:24.700 don't

01:06:24.860 miss

01:06:25.200 but

01:06:25.540 but

01:06:26.460 I

01:06:26.580 definitely

01:06:27.040 miss

01:06:27.480 just

01:06:27.740 letting

01:06:28.100 that

01:06:28.340 donkey

01:06:28.740 just

01:06:29.040 kick

01:06:29.340 me

01:06:29.500 right

01:06:29.700 in the

01:06:29.940 bottom

01:06:30.160 of my

01:06:30.500 brain

01:06:30.800 sometimes

01:06:31.420 but I

01:06:34.040 hope that

01:06:34.340 you're

01:06:34.520 okay

01:06:34.800 man

01:06:35.080 and that

01:06:35.740 if you

01:06:36.000 don't

01:06:36.100 want this

01:06:36.380 to become

01:06:36.720 a habit

01:06:37.040 in your

01:06:37.280 life

01:06:37.460 that it

01:06:37.720 doesn't

01:06:38.120 and that

01:06:38.960 if you

01:06:39.280 want

01:06:39.700 something

01:06:40.560 different

01:06:40.980 that you

01:06:41.400 take

01:06:41.700 action

01:06:42.160 to

01:06:42.520 to have

01:06:43.320 something

01:06:43.600 different

01:06:43.980 and thank

01:06:45.060 you for

01:06:45.280 thinking

01:06:45.500 about me

01:06:46.040 and for

01:06:46.840 even

01:06:47.000 caring about

01:06:47.540 you know

01:06:47.820 for caring

01:06:48.220 about

01:06:48.400 what's

01:06:48.620 going

01:06:48.820 on

01:06:53.080 okay

01:06:53.720 no matter

01:06:54.600 what you're

01:06:54.980 doing

01:06:55.240 I gotta

01:06:57.400 go get

01:06:57.680 a shot

01:06:58.460 or something

01:06:58.760 back man

01:06:59.280 I don't

01:07:00.120 know what's

01:07:00.420 going on

01:07:00.960 but it

01:07:01.560 is locking

01:07:02.300 up

01:07:02.660 I want

01:07:03.540 to thank

01:07:03.840 everybody

01:07:04.180 for the

01:07:04.620 calls

01:07:05.160 thank you

01:07:06.180 guys for

01:07:06.520 hitting the

01:07:06.840 hotline

01:07:07.420 and just

01:07:09.480 so much

01:07:09.820 for the

01:07:10.180 support

01:07:10.620 and whoever

01:07:12.320 you are

01:07:12.780 you know

01:07:13.100 you out

01:07:13.440 there

01:07:13.800 you know

01:07:14.940 I know

01:07:15.160 we got

01:07:15.500 a lot

01:07:15.820 of wildness

01:07:17.120 in our

01:07:17.440 squad

01:07:17.820 we got

01:07:18.160 people

01:07:18.500 you know

01:07:18.800 Cisco

01:07:19.240 deliveries

01:07:19.900 them bad

01:07:20.440 boys

01:07:20.760 out there

01:07:21.340 we got

01:07:22.520 them

01:07:22.800 them

01:07:23.160 them

01:07:23.460 frisky

01:07:23.960 critters

01:07:24.400 brother

01:07:24.680 that

01:07:25.000 FedEx

01:07:25.760 them

01:07:26.920 FedEx

01:07:27.640 them

01:07:28.460 overnighters

01:07:29.340 them dudes

01:07:30.180 going all

01:07:30.720 night with

01:07:31.140 the boxes

01:07:31.700 sneaking

01:07:32.120 through the

01:07:32.540 woods

01:07:32.880 handing it

01:07:33.420 to their

01:07:33.640 buddy

01:07:34.000 he runs

01:07:35.160 the leg

01:07:35.600 of it

01:07:35.900 then they

01:07:36.180 hand it

01:07:36.460 to Carl

01:07:36.900 Lewis

01:07:37.180 he does

01:07:37.720 some

01:07:38.140 then they

01:07:38.480 got

01:07:38.620 Matthew

01:07:39.060 Bowling

01:07:39.560 he runs

01:07:40.100 a leg

01:07:40.460 and next

01:07:40.860 thing you

01:07:41.180 know

01:07:41.480 that's how

01:07:42.520 they get

01:07:42.820 it overnight

01:07:43.440 to Portland

01:07:44.980 or to

01:07:45.400 wherever

01:07:45.820 to Oswego

01:07:46.920 that's how

01:07:47.480 they do

01:07:47.860 it

01:07:48.100 you know

01:07:49.960 you gotta

01:07:50.320 know

01:07:50.660 that they

01:07:51.020 got

01:07:51.260 there's

01:07:52.560 other

01:07:52.760 people

01:07:53.080 out

01:07:53.380 there

01:07:53.760 they

01:07:54.320 got

01:07:54.500 somebody

01:07:54.840 right

01:07:55.140 now

01:07:55.340 trying

01:07:55.720 soup

01:07:56.180 for the

01:07:56.520 first

01:07:56.800 time

01:07:57.240 and

01:07:58.220 thinking

01:07:58.500 it's

01:07:58.780 good

01:07:59.040 bro

01:07:59.360 is it

01:08:00.280 good

01:08:00.580 I don't

01:08:01.680 know

01:08:01.880 dude

01:08:02.220 they got

01:08:03.540 a baby

01:08:04.400 out there

01:08:04.800 right now

01:08:05.280 for the

01:08:05.600 first time

01:08:06.200 ever

01:08:06.520 having a

01:08:07.480 little bit

01:08:07.760 of applesauce

01:08:08.520 that lucky

01:08:09.100 bastard

01:08:09.640 you know

01:08:11.640 life

01:08:12.000 life is

01:08:12.160 happening

01:08:12.680 they got

01:08:14.300 somebody

01:08:14.600 just

01:08:14.800 found out

01:08:15.120 they're

01:08:15.300 gonna

01:08:15.360 have

01:08:15.560 twins

01:08:16.120 you know

01:08:16.600 like

01:08:17.860 good

01:08:18.120 things

01:08:18.380 are

01:08:18.540 happening

01:08:19.060 somebody

01:08:21.220 just

01:08:21.480 won

01:08:21.700 a

01:08:21.840 contest

01:08:22.200 somebody

01:08:22.620 just

01:08:22.840 won

01:08:23.040 you know

01:08:23.440 somebody's

01:08:23.900 granddaddy

01:08:24.380 just

01:08:24.560 won

01:08:24.740 a

01:08:24.860 what

01:08:27.180 is

01:08:27.300 that

01:08:27.460 thing

01:08:27.680 that

01:08:27.840 you

01:08:27.940 move

01:08:28.260 stuff

01:08:28.680 but

01:08:28.940 you

01:08:29.280 like

01:08:31.400 you

01:08:31.500 don't

01:08:31.700 care

01:08:32.020 kind

01:08:32.260 of

01:08:32.300 how

01:08:32.420 you

01:08:32.560 look

01:08:33.040 wheelbarrow

01:08:36.200 somebody's

01:08:36.860 granddaddy

01:08:37.280 just won

01:08:37.620 a wheelbarrow

01:08:38.320 in a

01:08:38.560 contest

01:08:39.240 you know

01:08:40.320 everything's

01:08:40.920 going on

01:08:41.600 somebody

01:08:42.040 just got

01:08:42.500 a new

01:08:42.760 helmet

01:08:43.160 so a lot

01:08:45.620 of things

01:08:45.960 are happening

01:08:46.500 bro

01:08:46.840 and ladies

01:08:48.380 so

01:08:49.580 just

01:08:50.880 we got

01:08:51.700 this

01:08:52.140 just keep

01:08:53.200 it cool

01:08:53.700 it's summertime

01:08:54.860 we just

01:08:55.260 gotta keep

01:08:55.720 it cool

01:08:56.220 and be

01:08:58.340 good to

01:08:58.640 yourselves

01:08:59.000 cause you

01:08:59.300 deserve it

01:08:59.840 I know

01:09:00.220 that

01:09:03.040 celebrate

01:09:15.520 living

01:09:16.720 celebrate

01:09:18.960 misery

01:09:20.720 you

01:09:23.500 know

01:09:24.060 that

01:09:24.540 soon

01:09:25.060 we're

01:09:25.460 gonna

01:09:26.000 die

01:09:26.780 let's

01:09:30.720 have

01:09:30.980 some

01:09:31.460 fun

01:09:31.860 while

01:09:32.320 we

01:09:32.760 all

01:09:33.100 die

01:09:33.760 celebrate

01:09:36.680 dark

01:09:37.440 days

01:09:38.700 celebrate

01:09:39.860 all

01:09:40.580 see y'all

01:09:41.020 next time

01:09:41.740 ladies and gentlemen

01:09:58.800 I'm Jonathan

01:09:59.620 Kite

01:10:00.000 and welcome

01:10:00.600 to Kite

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01:10:09.560 may shock

01:10:10.140 you

01:10:10.420 sometimes

01:10:11.080 I'll interview

01:10:11.740 my friends

01:10:12.440 sometimes I won't

01:10:13.760 and as always

01:10:15.280 I'll be joined

01:10:15.960 by the voices

01:10:16.540 in my head

01:10:17.260 you have

01:10:18.140 three new

01:10:19.300 voice messages

01:10:20.160 a lot of people

01:10:21.600 are talking

01:10:22.100 about Kite

01:10:22.800 Club

01:10:23.140 I've been

01:10:23.820 talking about

01:10:24.600 Kite Club

01:10:25.100 for so long

01:10:25.940 longer than

01:10:26.660 anybody else

01:10:27.580 so great

01:10:28.360 hey

01:10:29.380 sweet

01:10:29.940 sweet heart

01:10:30.320 easy deal

01:10:31.420 anyone who

01:10:32.640 doesn't listen

01:10:33.160 to Kite Club

01:10:33.860 is a dodgy

01:10:34.740 bloody wanker

01:10:35.920 jar mine

01:10:36.620 I'll take a quarter

01:10:38.980 pounder with cheese

01:10:39.900 and a McFlurry

01:10:40.920 sorry sir but our

01:10:41.760 ice cream machine

01:10:42.320 is broken

01:10:42.780 I think Tom Hanks

01:10:46.640 just butt dialed me

01:10:47.740 anyway

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 08, 2019

First Sip from the Hose ｜ This Past Weekend #212

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