This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 04, 2019


Frovember | This Past Weekend #242


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1 hour and 42 minutes

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16,097

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51

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60

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It's finally November, which means it's time to chop down all the crap and fall into the end of the year. The holidays are zooming towards us like a meteorite and Stevie Starlight has some thoughts on why we should wait until we're dead.

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00:00:19.280 What's up, you little drastic rascals, huh?
00:00:22.820 What's going on with you?
00:00:24.960 You little November timber. 0.97
00:00:30.000 It's time to chop down all the bullshit and fall into the end of the year. You got me?
00:00:36.660 The holidays are coming. You can hear Santa out there.
00:00:40.460 Listen outside your window. What is that?
00:00:43.240 What do you think it is, huh?
00:00:45.300 You think that's a couple homeless fighting over a Dura log? Nope.
00:00:50.940 One of them Dura Flame logs like I heard in Cleveland? Nope.
00:00:55.200 Listen outside your window. Put your ear up to the ground.
00:00:57.500 What is that, a horse hoof? Nope, that's a deer.
00:01:01.520 It's time, baby.
00:01:03.260 The holidays are zooming towards us like a meteorite.
00:01:11.420 That's right, baby. Like a meteorite.
00:01:14.960 Like a meteorong.
00:01:16.400 Wouldn't that be crazy if they had a meteorong and it's like,
00:01:20.380 it's like, oh, hey, I just thought I was supposed to be a meteorite,
00:01:24.820 but, you know, I messed up.
00:01:27.660 Or he, like, doesn't do well on his tests or whatever,
00:01:30.060 but on, like, his space tests.
00:01:32.400 Anyway, speaking of space,
00:01:35.960 let's get into it with this man right here.
00:01:38.500 Welcome to This Past Weekend.
00:01:39.940 A little bit of Stevie Starlight.
00:01:49.700 A little bit of Stevie Starlight.
00:01:49.720 This Past Weekend.
00:02:01.480 A little bit of Stevie Starlight.
00:02:09.060 A little bit of Stevie Starlight.
00:02:11.060 It's an
00:02:15.720 They could be higher than a mountain Set me free, just don't say goodbye
00:02:29.720 Love this
00:02:31.720 It's you and me, enjoy the destination
00:02:40.720 Phenasy, painted on the walls
00:02:45.720 Stevie Starlight, come over
00:02:49.720 It's never too late to come over
00:02:58.720 Time slips away from you and me now
00:03:06.720 So don't hesitate to come over
00:03:11.720 Why must we wait when we're alive
00:03:21.720 Why must we wait when we're alive?
00:03:26.720 Stevie hits it on the head right there
00:03:29.720 And he puts the hammer on the head, dude
00:03:32.720 He's that bull in your skull right there
00:03:35.720 He really, it's just that farm animal that runs right into your brain with that fat
00:03:40.720 That skull bull
00:03:42.720 He said, hey, why must we wait when we're alive?
00:03:48.720 Happy November
00:03:51.720 Or bro-vember, whatever it is
00:03:53.720 There's too many
00:03:55.720 It's like, oh, it's ho-vember
00:03:57.720 Some girl's like, oh, you know, I'm doing sex with everyone this time 1.00
00:04:01.720 I'm like, what?
00:04:03.720 What are you talking about, mom?
00:04:06.720 You know, or somebody's like, oh, yeah, dude, it's crow-vember
00:04:09.720 You know, I'm only buying a couple of buzzards
00:04:13.720 You know, I'm getting, I'm buying a crow from the pet shop
00:04:15.720 You ain't doing shit, bro
00:04:17.720 And they're like, yeah, I'm doing it for like leprosy or some kind of
00:04:21.720 You know, there's just too many things now
00:04:24.720 It's like, oh, it's, um, you know, it's, uh, it's, um, it's fro-vember
00:04:33.720 And I'm gonna grow out my, you know, I'm gonna grow out my fro 0.99
00:04:37.720 Or I'm gonna grow out my leg
00:04:38.720 Or, you know, if you're white, you only can do a fro around your, around your wiener 0.96
00:04:43.720 Around your kind of thighs or something
00:04:45.720 Or a lot of men get that rear butt fro at the baseline of each butt cheek 1.00
00:04:53.720 They'll have a, a strong, real isthmus of hair right there
00:04:59.720 And you could, cause sometimes you'll see a man at the gym or something
00:05:02.720 And I don't see a lot of those men cause I don't look at them
00:05:04.720 But every now and then, you know, my phone will run out of, uh, power
00:05:08.720 And so I'll have to look at other stuff in the gym
00:05:11.720 And you'll see a man in there whose backside is all wet
00:05:14.720 And you have a lot of, it almost looks like his butt looks like two closed eyes
00:05:19.720 And the, there's a ton of hair right there at the bottom
00:05:22.720 Look like, um, you know, like eyelashes
00:05:26.720 Cause I'll, you know, almost coming off of like, like the closed eyes of, you know
00:05:31.720 You know, his, you know, his butt cheeks 0.96
00:05:33.720 You know, his butt cheeks, each one look like a closed eye of his butt cheeks
00:05:36.720 And you see they got a lot of hair right there on a man sometimes
00:05:40.720 But, it's interesting that, that, uh, yeah, but yeah, they just got too many, um, too many different things
00:05:51.720 It's Movember, you can't shave your buddy, you can't do this
00:05:55.720 You got a mustache
00:05:57.720 You know, uh, there's just too many of them
00:06:02.720 I can't name them right now for some reason, but, uh, but there's just too many different
00:06:08.720 And it's always for something, you know
00:06:10.720 It's like, oh, we're, um, you know, we're not gonna open our eyes
00:06:15.720 It's like, it's dark Vember, you know, and for two weeks we're not gonna open our eyes
00:06:21.720 And we're raising money for, um, you know, for blind people or something
00:06:26.720 You're like, uh, I'm not doing all of that shit
00:06:28.720 You know, I gotta ride my bike to work, I'm not doing it with my eyes closed
00:06:32.720 So, you can eat a can of, can of straight up street side ass meat, if you're thinking about that
00:06:41.720 But, what's happening, yeah, it's November, we're getting into it
00:06:48.720 We're getting into it, it's never too late to come over
00:06:52.720 It's never too late
00:06:54.720 A real beauty about life, you get these, you know, they, you just get the, the next day comes around
00:07:00.720 And you get that fresh opportunity
00:07:04.720 You know, it's like, the powers that be the existence, you know
00:07:08.720 It's like, uh, life just everyday opens up that fresh can of hot fish right there for you
00:07:13.720 Say, pssh, here you go again
00:07:19.720 Speaking of fish, I was, um, I did Halloween
00:07:23.720 I went to a get-together
00:07:25.720 And I had a, you know, I ended up going with like a newsy costume
00:07:31.720 I did it last year
00:07:33.720 Like a newspaper boy 0.58
00:07:37.720 Dude, think about newspaper boys
00:07:39.720 Like it used to be, when I was young, somebody had a paper route
00:07:42.720 You'd see some little kid, you know, somebody, this guy
00:07:46.720 You know, Fat Samuel
00:07:48.720 Somebody, little Daniel out there, smoking a cigarette
00:07:53.720 And, uh, and, and, and you'd get a paper route
00:07:58.720 And somebody would ride their bike in the morning and throw papers out
00:08:01.720 And my mother used to do, my mother used to deliver, uh, newspapers and magazines
00:08:06.720 And still does some
00:08:07.720 But, this was, you know, she was real regular at it
00:08:11.720 And, but they'd have children would do it
00:08:14.720 And it was even before my time
00:08:16.720 Where you would hear a lot of children would get out and do a paper route
00:08:21.720 Think about that
00:08:23.720 You're 11 years old, it's 5.30 in the morning
00:08:26.720 You out there
00:08:28.720 Slinging the sports section at somebody
00:08:32.720 Nowadays, you can't get one of these little assholes to frickin' make 1.00
00:08:36.720 You know, to make his own, to make a salad for himself
00:08:40.720 Dude, you could lock a kid in a cage with a
00:08:44.720 Whole thing of salad mix
00:08:46.720 With some, with a bag of spring mix
00:08:48.720 And a, you know, and a hat full of, um
00:08:52.720 Peppercorns and whatever
00:08:54.720 Black olives
00:08:56.720 And he would fuck it up
00:08:58.720 I mean, these kids
00:09:00.720 I don't know
00:09:01.720 I don't even know
00:09:02.720 Some of them are more like animals
00:09:04.720 More, you know, I bet they would test
00:09:07.720 If you tested them
00:09:09.720 They would test more as animals
00:09:11.720 Some of them, some of the youth
00:09:13.720 But anyway, speaking of fish
00:09:15.720 So I'm out there, I go to
00:09:17.720 The traffic was so bad on Sunset Boulevard
00:09:20.720 That I'm leaving, I'm leaving
00:09:22.720 Um, I stopped by the comedy store
00:09:24.720 Uh, that's
00:09:27.720 And I'm leaving
00:09:29.720 And
00:09:31.720 Traffic was so bad
00:09:32.720 It was just going nowhere
00:09:34.720 And, you know, just groups of people walking by
00:09:37.720 Costumes
00:09:38.720 So two of my buddies are on the street corner
00:09:40.720 By the Viper Room
00:09:42.720 And so I pull off there on Sunset
00:09:44.720 I park
00:09:45.720 And we walk down to Santa Monica Boulevard
00:09:48.720 And that's where it's real
00:09:50.720 I mean, it gets real homoerotic down there 1.00
00:09:54.720 And it's really a
00:09:56.720 It's kind of like the Mississippi River for like gay men 1.00
00:09:58.720 But it's not a river, it's just a street
00:09:59.720 And so
00:10:02.720 They got, you know, everybody's just popping and locking
00:10:06.720 And, and they have
00:10:08.720 But during Halloween, it's a big festival
00:10:11.720 It's a big, like everybody's
00:10:13.720 All types of people out there, costumes, everybody
00:10:15.720 And it's
00:10:17.720 And everybody's welcome and stuff
00:10:18.720 It's just
00:10:20.720 It's, um
00:10:22.720 You know, it's kind of like
00:10:25.720 It's kind of, um
00:10:27.720 It's more
00:10:29.720 It's more like, uh
00:10:31.720 They block off the street block party
00:10:33.720 So they block the street off
00:10:35.720 So I'm walking with two of my buddies
00:10:37.720 We're gonna go maybe
00:10:39.720 Walk into a bar, they're meeting some ladies over at a spot 0.86
00:10:42.720 Dude, we get
00:10:45.720 Probably half a block
00:10:46.720 Down the
00:10:49.720 Boulevard and
00:10:51.720 They got a young fellow over there
00:10:54.720 Dressed as, um
00:10:56.720 And this guy might have been kind of like maybe Filipino
00:10:59.720 Or maybe light Mexican 1.00
00:11:01.720 Or he could have been actually
00:11:04.720 You know, we had a group of people growing by us
00:11:07.720 The Swansons
00:11:09.720 And they lived by like a real smoky area
00:11:11.720 And so they weren't
00:11:13.720 They were white, but they was real smoked
00:11:14.720 So if you didn't think they were
00:11:18.720 And sometimes people would, you know
00:11:20.720 Lob a little
00:11:22.720 Lob a couple
00:11:24.720 A couple little slurs at them, you know
00:11:26.720 And they'd be like, oh no, it's just smoke
00:11:28.720 You know, we got just some smoke on us
00:11:30.720 But, um
00:11:32.720 But this boy
00:11:34.720 Had dressed up like, um
00:11:36.720 Ariel
00:11:38.720 You know, from, um
00:11:39.720 Not like the aerial nation or whatever
00:11:44.720 But like the aerial
00:11:46.720 That water ginger, bro
00:11:47.720 You know, I'm talking about
00:11:48.720 Ariel from Little Mermaids
00:11:50.720 So this guy
00:11:51.720 Was a mermaid, this little guy
00:11:53.720 And he was kind of
00:11:54.720 He looked more like a 0.96
00:11:55.720 Trout to me 0.91
00:11:56.720 I think he was a little bit more
00:11:58.720 He was kind of Rubenesque
00:12:00.720 But his buddies
00:12:01.720 I guess some friends have been carrying them
00:12:03.720 And they got pissed at him
00:12:05.720 And set him down
00:12:06.720 So this dude's just screaming
00:12:09.720 He's just yelling for somebody named
00:12:11.720 Jesse to come back and pick him up
00:12:13.720 And that was just one of the most traumatic things
00:12:16.720 I've ever seen
00:12:18.720 And I'm that catch and release guy
00:12:19.720 If it ain't season, you know
00:12:21.720 I don't know how many mermaids you're allowed to keep
00:12:23.720 But
00:12:24.720 I said, damn, they gotta throw this boy back, man
00:12:26.720 Because they had just laid this young buck
00:12:28.720 Right out there
00:12:30.720 And this dude was just floundering
00:12:32.720 And you could tell
00:12:33.720 And he was
00:12:34.720 At that point he was kind of
00:12:36.720 He would reach at men's legs
00:12:38.720 When they walked by
00:12:40.720 Like he was just looking for any man
00:12:41.720 To just put him in his little
00:12:42.720 In his boat
00:12:44.720 And he just, you know
00:12:45.720 He was just like finding hemo 1.00
00:12:47.720 Like he was just
00:12:49.720 Just looking for any he 1.00
00:12:51.720 That
00:12:53.720 That would be around
00:12:55.720 But
00:12:56.720 That was probably the most craziest thing
00:12:57.720 Really that I saw
00:12:58.720 Was just a man that was abandoned
00:12:59.720 That had dressed up like
00:13:05.720 Like Ariel
00:13:07.720 From the
00:13:08.720 Damn, whatever
00:13:09.720 Little mermaids
00:13:12.720 But that's it
00:13:13.720 That's what happened
00:13:15.720 What else did I do?
00:13:16.720 Did I do anything real crazy?
00:13:20.720 I watched the fights
00:13:22.720 I watched the fights, man
00:13:24.720 And I thought
00:13:26.720 Dude, I watched the Till Gastelum fight
00:13:27.720 I couldn't believe
00:13:28.720 That they didn't really fight
00:13:29.720 I was like
00:13:30.720 What's going on?
00:13:32.720 It's almost like they'd signed
00:13:33.720 A treaty or something
00:13:34.720 Before the fight
00:13:35.720 And didn't tell anybody
00:13:38.720 And Darren Till
00:13:39.720 If you look at him
00:13:40.720 He looks like the mask
00:13:41.720 From Scream
00:13:42.720 If you notice that
00:13:44.720 When you see him just facially
00:13:46.720 He's starting to really look like
00:13:48.720 The Scream mask
00:13:49.720 He looks like a piece of like
00:13:50.720 Vincent Van Gogh art
00:13:52.720 If you look at him
00:13:53.720 But I, you know
00:13:56.720 I respect the guy
00:13:57.720 I think it's really hard
00:13:58.720 To probably go to another country
00:13:59.720 And live there
00:14:00.720 I don't know
00:14:01.720 I think Darren Till lives here
00:14:02.720 And fight
00:14:03.720 Or just to go to another country
00:14:04.720 And fight
00:14:05.720 Like just
00:14:07.720 To
00:14:08.720 That just seems real intense to me
00:14:11.720 But I was hoping that Gastelum
00:14:13.720 Would win that one
00:14:14.720 I just didn't
00:14:15.720 I didn't understand why they didn't get into it
00:14:16.720 What else man?
00:14:21.720 We got a lot of other stuff
00:14:22.720 I'm going to actually
00:14:23.720 We'll have Nick come in
00:14:24.720 Because he likes to talk about the fights
00:14:27.720 And then I'll get into some other things
00:14:29.720 And we'll go over a little bit of news
00:14:30.720 And then I'll get into some
00:14:32.720 Into some questions
00:14:33.720 But it's
00:14:35.720 You know what?
00:14:36.720 This is a special time of year
00:14:37.720 When we have
00:14:39.720 You know when it is
00:14:42.720 You can kind of recalibrate I think
00:14:44.720 November
00:14:47.720 Or brovember
00:14:48.720 Whatever it is
00:14:49.720 A time for you to
00:14:50.720 You know finally admit
00:14:52.720 Your neighbor
00:14:54.720 That you guys are family
00:14:55.720 You guys are brothers
00:14:57.720 Or to hug a brother
00:14:59.720 You know?
00:15:00.720 Find a black friend
00:15:01.720 And hug him
00:15:03.720 Tell him you love him bro
00:15:04.720 That's brovember
00:15:06.720 You know or
00:15:08.720 Or grovember
00:15:10.720 If you're 11 years old dude
00:15:11.720 It's grovember
00:15:12.720 And you probably
00:15:13.720 You might be
00:15:14.720 You could be
00:15:15.720 You could maybe grow an inch
00:15:16.720 If you try real hard this month
00:15:19.720 November's
00:15:20.720 November's just that month
00:15:21.720 That it's just like come on
00:15:22.720 Come on in
00:15:23.720 It doesn't matter what's been happening
00:15:24.720 Come on in
00:15:26.720 Because we got the holidays
00:15:27.720 And everybody's welcome
00:15:29.720 And that's the beautiful thing
00:15:30.720 About November
00:15:33.720 I'll tell you this
00:15:34.720 The show's almost sold out there
00:15:35.720 In Lafayette, Louisiana
00:15:36.720 And that is going to be
00:15:38.720 In December 26th
00:15:42.720 At the Hayman Center
00:15:44.720 And that beautiful thing
00:15:45.720 Is almost sold out
00:15:46.720 With proceeds to benefit
00:15:48.720 Dustin Poirier's Good Fight Foundation
00:15:50.720 And Dustin's going to come out
00:15:51.720 It's going to be
00:15:52.720 It's going to be a fun time
00:15:54.720 And then what else?
00:15:55.720 Oh I got the shows coming up
00:15:57.720 You know in Manchester
00:15:59.720 They still have tickets available
00:16:00.720 For Manchester in January
00:16:01.720 In the UK 0.52
00:16:03.720 And also for Sweden
00:16:05.720 And Stockholm
00:16:07.720 And Norway
00:16:09.720 Oslo and Stockholm
00:16:11.720 I think everything else
00:16:12.720 On the European tour
00:16:14.720 Is sold out
00:16:16.720 December 10th
00:16:17.720 I'll be in Los Angeles
00:16:19.720 At the
00:16:21.720 At the
00:16:23.720 At the Wiltern
00:16:24.720 Downtown
00:16:26.720 And those tickets are all available online
00:16:28.720 At theovahn.com
00:16:31.720 And some new dates
00:16:32.720 We do have some new dates
00:16:34.720 They're not
00:16:35.720 I'll have to put them
00:16:36.720 On social media this week
00:16:38.720 They got
00:16:40.720 That magic place
00:16:42.720 Toronto is finally going to be on
00:16:44.720 And we're going to get the
00:16:46.720 Maryland and Sayersville
00:16:48.720 And then we're hoping to shoot
00:16:49.720 A comedy special
00:16:51.720 We don't have a buyer for it yet
00:16:53.720 People are always saying
00:16:55.720 When are you going to do a special?
00:16:57.720 Yeah, I don't know
00:16:59.720 You know, I mean
00:17:00.720 I'm always going to be
00:17:01.720 Churning new material
00:17:03.720 I mean the dark arts tour
00:17:04.720 Is different
00:17:05.720 Half of it's different now
00:17:06.720 Than when it started
00:17:08.720 So it's always going to be
00:17:10.720 The ball's always going to be rolling
00:17:11.720 And I think
00:17:12.720 You know, we'll get some offers
00:17:13.720 It's just a matter of
00:17:15.720 You know, where
00:17:17.720 You know, is it something that's fair?
00:17:19.720 And then where do you put it?
00:17:20.720 If not, then you just
00:17:22.720 You get some of the clips
00:17:23.720 And you get it
00:17:24.720 When you do it on YouTube
00:17:25.720 Or put it
00:17:27.720 I don't know
00:17:29.720 But you know, we figure it out
00:17:31.720 But I think we'll get some options
00:17:33.720 For a special
00:17:35.720 Because people are always asking me
00:17:36.720 It's not up to me
00:17:40.720 You know, it's not up to me
00:17:42.720 But nothing's ever really come easy for me
00:17:44.720 In this business
00:17:46.720 And I don't intend
00:17:48.720 I'd almost be silly if I expected it to
00:17:50.720 So
00:17:53.720 But
00:17:56.720 What else, man?
00:17:57.720 What else is cracking?
00:17:59.720 My hair's coming in good
00:18:00.720 You know, I got them
00:18:02.720 They call me
00:18:04.720 They call me Buster
00:18:05.720 Plugless, bro
00:18:06.720 Because I got those hairs
00:18:07.720 Those baby 0.94
00:18:09.720 That damn second line
00:18:10.720 That infantry
00:18:12.720 I got them reinforcements up top
00:18:15.720 And some of them
00:18:16.720 They're real little
00:18:17.720 You can almost see them
00:18:18.720 Just kind of
00:18:20.720 You can almost touch them a little
00:18:23.720 They're so little, man
00:18:25.720 They just
00:18:26.720 You almost don't want to have somebody see you touching them
00:18:28.720 Because they're just so damn young
00:18:30.720 You know?
00:18:32.720 It just seems like you just
00:18:34.720 Like you shouldn't be doing it
00:18:37.720 Let's do an ad, man
00:18:39.720 We got to do it
00:18:41.720 Because the holiday rush is coming
00:18:42.720 And if you sell stuff
00:18:46.720 Online
00:18:47.720 You better get ready
00:18:48.720 With ShipStation
00:18:50.720 And that's true
00:18:52.720 Think about it
00:18:53.720 If you want somebody to get something
00:18:55.720 You can't email a
00:18:56.720 You know, a shirt to somebody
00:18:58.720 You can't email a box of socks
00:19:00.720 Or a
00:19:02.720 Fresh thing of ravioli
00:19:03.720 Fresh made ravioli
00:19:04.720 You can't email that
00:19:06.720 You can't email a box of cinnamon
00:19:07.720 A box of
00:19:09.720 You know, rock cinnamon
00:19:10.720 Before they chisel it down
00:19:12.720 And powder it out
00:19:14.720 But
00:19:15.720 ShipStation can help
00:19:17.720 With more people buying online
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00:23:31.720 You know when I left the other night
00:23:32.720 To my buddies
00:23:33.720 They wanted to go to the bar
00:23:34.720 Or something and do
00:23:35.720 They were meeting some chicks
00:23:36.720 And it just seemed like some real thoughts out there
00:23:38.720 And I said I'm out of here bruh
00:23:40.720 Somebody abandoned this little mermaid over here
00:23:44.720 And they had the craziest costumes
00:23:47.720 I mean some of it wasn't even
00:23:49.720 You know one guy was just crying
00:23:50.720 Um
00:23:53.720 They had a girl
00:23:55.720 She had um 0.63
00:23:57.720 She looked uh
00:24:00.720 Her thing was Bernie Sanders 0.92
00:24:01.720 But it was
00:24:02.720 She had lit the back of her
00:24:04.720 Her back of her suit was on fire
00:24:08.720 And that shit gets me man
00:24:10.720 Why you gonna burn yourself
00:24:12.720 For a pun
00:24:14.720 That's a big
00:24:19.720 I ain't burning myself
00:24:21.720 You know if I was gonna be Bernadette Wilson or somebody
00:24:25.720 Or whoever did the American flag
00:24:28.720 I wouldn't fucking light myself on fire
00:24:31.720 So people could understand it or whatever
00:24:34.720 I don't know
00:24:36.720 I don't know
00:24:37.720 Do I ever know?
00:24:41.720 Let's get Nick in here
00:24:42.720 We got some calls
00:24:43.720 And um
00:24:44.720 And we're gonna talk to him
00:24:45.720 A little bit about the fights
00:24:46.720 And a little bit about some news
00:24:48.720 And just to change the vibe up a little
00:24:51.720 We'll just change it up today
00:24:53.720 And it's that time of year too 0.97
00:24:54.720 To be inclusive
00:24:55.720 And just include people
00:24:56.720 And what's going on
00:24:58.720 You know
00:24:59.720 If you usually just
00:25:01.720 Go do something by yourself
00:25:03.720 Have somebody meet you
00:25:07.720 You know recently
00:25:08.720 I haven't been wanting to do that much stuff sometimes
00:25:10.720 And so instead
00:25:11.720 I'll have somebody meet me there
00:25:12.720 Meet me there
00:25:13.720 Oh meet me
00:25:14.720 That way I have to go do it
00:25:16.720 Oh then meet me at the gym
00:25:17.720 That way I have to be there
00:25:19.720 Just makes it a little bit more accountable for myself
00:25:22.720 And
00:25:24.720 And
00:25:26.720 Because I'm the guy
00:25:27.720 A lot of times I won't do something for me
00:25:29.720 But if somebody else
00:25:31.720 If somebody else is included
00:25:33.720 You know I'll do something for somebody else
00:25:34.720 So I'll meet them there
00:25:35.720 And
00:25:36.720 And then it benefits me too
00:25:37.720 Because it gets me going
00:25:40.720 All right
00:25:41.720 Let's get Nick in here
00:25:43.720 What's up Nick?
00:25:44.720 What's going on?
00:25:45.720 Not much man
00:25:46.720 Did you watch the fights?
00:25:47.720 You know I did
00:25:48.720 I know you did huh?
00:25:50.720 That was a trick question
00:25:51.720 I guess
00:25:53.720 What is it?
00:25:54.720 It's not a trick question if I know you know it
00:25:55.720 That's a rhetorical
00:25:56.720 What did you think man?
00:25:59.720 What did you think first of that Gastelum Till fight?
00:26:03.720 It was pretty boring
00:26:04.720 I thought
00:26:05.720 To be honest
00:26:06.720 I thought
00:26:08.720 Yeah I don't know
00:26:09.720 I thought they'd both be more aggressive
00:26:10.720 But
00:26:11.720 Darren Till was saying some things after the fight
00:26:13.720 Like he was like
00:26:15.720 Not in a great head space
00:26:16.720 And like was thinking about trying to make excuses
00:26:18.720 To get out of the fight
00:26:19.720 So like that's why he was like kind of tentative
00:26:21.720 But he said he kind of like settled in the whole time
00:26:23.720 And he made good points
00:26:24.720 Like Gastelum didn't touch him
00:26:25.720 Even though he wasn't super aggressive
00:26:27.720 Like he dominated that fight
00:26:29.720 Even though it wasn't the most exciting
00:26:31.720 Yeah I thought it was just interesting
00:26:33.720 Like I don't know enough about fighting to know
00:26:35.720 Like is there times where the guys
00:26:37.720 Where it's just a bad matchup
00:26:39.720 And they don't
00:26:40.720 Like their styles
00:26:42.720 They just never find ways to really combat each other
00:26:45.720 Because those guys
00:26:46.720 I mean I've seen like square dancing
00:26:48.720 I've seen aggressive square dancing
00:26:50.720 That was kind of harder
00:26:51.720 Yeah I think that is what you said
00:26:53.720 It's just sometimes people's stylistic matchups
00:26:56.720 Keep them from having
00:26:57.720 Because both those guys have had
00:26:58.720 Just bangers of the fight
00:26:59.720 Oh yeah
00:27:00.720 Like Kelvin Gastelum and Israel Adesanya
00:27:02.720 Had maybe the fight of the year
00:27:03.720 Unbelievable
00:27:04.720 Yeah that's when I was at that Poirier fight
00:27:05.720 And that thing was insane
00:27:07.720 That thing was insane watching them do that
00:27:09.720 So I was expecting
00:27:11.720 I guess I was coming off the high
00:27:12.720 Of some of those fireworks
00:27:13.720 Expecting some of that out of them
00:27:15.720 And then Darren Till
00:27:16.720 You know he needed a win
00:27:17.720 I mean he's lost a couple
00:27:18.720 Like two of his last four
00:27:20.720 Or something I think
00:27:21.720 So he really needed a win
00:27:23.720 It just seemed
00:27:24.720 I don't know
00:27:27.720 There was even a couple times
00:27:28.720 Where it was like
00:27:29.720 Was Till even going to strike him
00:27:30.720 Whenever he looked kind of
00:27:32.720 Like he could have
00:27:33.720 That one time when Gastelum
00:27:34.720 Fell against the cage
00:27:35.720 Yeah yeah
00:27:36.720 And he didn't even swing at his head
00:27:37.720 I think he just like
00:27:39.720 Knew he was kind of ahead
00:27:40.720 And dominating
00:27:41.720 And got kind of really complacent
00:27:42.720 I mean it's still a huge statement for him
00:27:46.720 Cause it's his first fight at 185
00:27:48.720 And at that weight class
00:27:49.720 And Gastelum was like top five
00:27:51.720 So like still a way to like
00:27:53.720 Open up in that division
00:27:54.720 But I agree
00:27:55.720 It wasn't the most exciting fight
00:27:57.720 You know I wonder why Gastelum
00:27:59.720 I don't know if he kind of
00:28:00.720 Waits for the fight to come
00:28:01.720 To come to him
00:28:02.720 Maybe he does a little bit
00:28:04.720 He's so short
00:28:05.720 And has like
00:28:06.720 Doesn't have a very long reach
00:28:08.720 So like he really has to like
00:28:10.720 Close the distance really fast
00:28:11.720 And get in there
00:28:12.720 And maybe once he knew
00:28:13.720 Till had his number
00:28:14.720 And was just like
00:28:15.720 Keeping him away
00:28:16.720 From closing that distance
00:28:17.720 He just got
00:28:18.720 He started to sit back
00:28:19.720 And wait too
00:28:20.720 I thought he'd try to grapple more
00:28:21.720 To be honest
00:28:22.720 But I don't know
00:28:23.720 Till seemed really strong
00:28:24.720 And got up
00:28:25.720 The couple times he did get
00:28:26.720 Taken down right away
00:28:28.720 Yeah Gastelum's kind of like
00:28:29.720 That violent armadillo
00:28:30.720 A little bit
00:28:31.720 Yeah
00:28:32.720 You know you gotta
00:28:33.720 You think they're not gonna do much
00:28:34.720 Whenever you get close
00:28:35.720 You know armadillos can
00:28:36.720 Jump really high
00:28:37.720 I was not aware
00:28:38.720 People don't know that
00:28:39.720 And a lot of times they die
00:28:40.720 They get hit by cars
00:28:41.720 Because the car would go over them
00:28:43.720 But when the car gets close
00:28:44.720 It kind of reacts
00:28:46.720 And jumps
00:28:47.720 And then the grill of the car
00:28:48.720 Hits it
00:28:49.720 So that's how a lot of
00:28:50.720 A lot of armadillos
00:28:53.720 Meet their maker
00:28:54.720 But
00:28:57.720 What else
00:28:58.720 What else
00:28:59.720 What else about the fight
00:29:00.720 Oh the finale
00:29:01.720 The main event
00:29:02.720 I thought it lived up to the hype
00:29:03.720 It was like
00:29:04.720 The stoppage was a little premature
00:29:06.720 Premature
00:29:07.720 I would have loved to see
00:29:08.720 It did seem like Nate
00:29:09.720 Was picking up
00:29:10.720 In those last two rounds
00:29:11.720 And it would have been
00:29:12.720 Excited to see what happens
00:29:13.720 But they released the scorecards
00:29:15.720 And the judges had
00:29:16.720 Jorge
00:29:17.720 All three judges
00:29:18.720 Had him winning
00:29:19.720 All three of the first rounds
00:29:20.720 So the only chance
00:29:21.720 Nate had of winning
00:29:22.720 Was to stop him
00:29:23.720 And I don't know
00:29:24.720 If that would have happened
00:29:25.720 Oh I see
00:29:26.720 So and
00:29:27.720 Now as the
00:29:28.720 And the fighters
00:29:29.720 They know that
00:29:30.720 They know that
00:29:31.720 Like at a certain point
00:29:32.720 They have to know
00:29:33.720 It's like the first couple of rounds
00:29:34.720 They give you
00:29:35.720 If I'm not gonna win on the cards
00:29:36.720 The only way I can win
00:29:37.720 Is a knockout
00:29:38.720 Yeah yeah
00:29:39.720 And usually good corners
00:29:40.720 Will tell them
00:29:41.720 Be straight with them
00:29:42.720 Like you're down
00:29:43.720 You gotta go for it
00:29:44.720 So it definitely
00:29:45.720 Would have picked up the pace
00:29:46.720 And I think everybody
00:29:47.720 Wanted to see the full fight
00:29:48.720 Yeah
00:29:49.720 Yeah at first I was pissed
00:29:51.720 I was furious
00:29:52.720 I'm like they let this dude
00:29:53.720 Little nerd alert guy in there
00:29:54.720 Some fucking little 1.00
00:29:56.720 Statistics juggler
00:29:58.720 And this dude I mean
00:29:59.720 It seemed like they could have
00:30:01.720 Stitched him up right there I guess
00:30:02.720 But I guess it's just
00:30:04.720 At first I was upset
00:30:06.720 And then I was like
00:30:07.720 Once you kinda really saw his face
00:30:08.720 You're like oh man
00:30:09.720 Yeah that could be
00:30:10.720 Superbative damage I guess
00:30:11.720 But I mean
00:30:12.720 What's he got to lose
00:30:13.720 His face is
00:30:14.720 Yeah he doesn't really have the best
00:30:16.720 Yeah
00:30:18.720 Yeah he doesn't seem like
00:30:19.720 He cares if he has a face or not
00:30:20.720 Yeah
00:30:21.720 His entire face so far
00:30:22.720 Is scar tissue
00:30:23.720 So what's like
00:30:24.720 A little bit more
00:30:25.720 Is he's just gonna have
00:30:26.720 A really bad scar again
00:30:27.720 Dude he had a dang
00:30:28.720 I mean
00:30:29.720 He had like a couple
00:30:30.720 Vaginas around his eye 1.00
00:30:31.720 I mean this guy had really
00:30:33.720 I mean this guy had given him
00:30:34.720 Real gender identification issues 0.78
00:30:35.720 Around his eye
00:30:36.720 Yeah
00:30:37.720 You know
00:30:38.720 Like I've gotten pink eye
00:30:39.720 From some things
00:30:40.720 But I've never had that bad
00:30:41.720 A pink eye
00:30:42.720 Where it's like you have two
00:30:43.720 Like he built a vagina 1.00
00:30:44.720 On the top of his eye
00:30:45.720 And built one on the bottom
00:30:46.720 That was dead
00:30:47.720 It looked
00:30:48.720 Yeah cause after
00:30:49.720 If he gets hit again
00:30:50.720 I mean what
00:30:51.720 Maybe this is part of his face
00:30:52.720 Just falls off I guess
00:30:53.720 Ugh
00:30:54.720 I think that might be next
00:30:55.720 Yeah it was nasty
00:30:56.720 It was pretty graphic
00:30:57.720 Um
00:30:58.720 Let's get into some news man
00:31:00.720 What happened in the news
00:31:01.720 This uh
00:31:02.720 This weekend
00:31:03.720 Um in some local news
00:31:04.720 Uh
00:31:05.720 In the comedy store parking lot
00:31:07.720 Bobby Lee
00:31:09.720 Hit Sam Tripoli's car
00:31:10.720 After he got out of his
00:31:12.720 Uh car
00:31:13.720 While it was still in drive
00:31:15.720 Yes
00:31:16.720 Were you there for that?
00:31:18.720 I just
00:31:19.720 I'd just gotten there
00:31:20.720 So I was actually
00:31:22.720 In my car
00:31:23.720 When that happened
00:31:24.720 Uh
00:31:25.720 Thank god
00:31:26.720 Because obviously
00:31:27.720 It's not safe from Bobby
00:31:28.720 And this isn't a
00:31:29.720 You know people try to say
00:31:30.720 It's an Asian thing 1.00
00:31:31.720 This or that
00:31:32.720 It's not
00:31:33.720 First of all I'll be very honest
00:31:34.720 Bobby plays candy crush
00:31:35.720 While he drives his vehicle
00:31:37.720 He got stopped by a cop one time
00:31:39.720 He told the cop it was a Tesla
00:31:40.720 It is not a Tesla
00:31:42.720 That it was self driving
00:31:43.720 It's not self driving
00:31:45.720 You will see him
00:31:47.720 Literally moving forward
00:31:48.720 And just playing candy crush
00:31:50.720 And it's very
00:31:51.720 I think off putting
00:31:52.720 So I'm not shocked 0.60
00:31:53.720 That he hit Sam's car
00:31:54.720 And here's the crazy part
00:31:56.720 Sam hadn't been to the comedy store
00:31:57.720 In a long time
00:31:59.720 And he was just kind of
00:32:00.720 Taking a little bit of break
00:32:01.720 He pulls in
00:32:02.720 And fucking Bobby dinged him bro
00:32:06.720 And it seems to be
00:32:07.720 Kind of the go to move
00:32:08.720 For a lot of Korean drivers
00:32:10.720 Hit somebody with their car
00:32:13.720 I got hit by a guy
00:32:14.720 Kim Yum I think was the guy's name
00:32:17.720 Dude and also here's the thing
00:32:18.720 His car had been hit
00:32:21.720 400 times
00:32:22.720 It wasn't even a car
00:32:23.720 It was a hit
00:32:24.720 It was just a hit
00:32:25.720 It was like a moving hit
00:32:26.720 That
00:32:28.720 And like a former life
00:32:29.720 Had been a vehicle
00:32:30.720 Had no rear view mirrors left on it
00:32:32.720 It had
00:32:34.720 In the inside
00:32:35.720 He taped like a house
00:32:36.720 Like a mirror you would see
00:32:37.720 At a barber
00:32:38.720 Like one you hand held
00:32:39.720 He taped that to the fucking
00:32:40.720 Inside middle
00:32:41.720 And they
00:32:42.720 They found that it was my fault
00:32:43.720 For him hitting my car door
00:32:45.720 I think I remember that
00:32:47.720 He got out of the car
00:32:48.720 And tried to embrace you
00:32:49.720 Yeah
00:32:50.720 Yeah
00:32:51.720 He could barely find me too
00:32:52.720 I'm like I'm right here dude
00:32:53.720 That guy should not be driving
00:32:55.720 That guy basically was just
00:32:57.720 I don't even know what you call that
00:32:58.720 When you're just moving forward
00:32:59.720 But you're not really like
00:33:01.720 Fully existent
00:33:05.720 When you're
00:33:06.720 That guy was really just like a ghost almost
00:33:07.720 But
00:33:08.720 What else we got?
00:33:10.720 The Indian capital of Delhi
00:33:12.720 Declared a pollution emergency
00:33:13.720 For toxic levels of smog
00:33:16.720 The government was handing out
00:33:17.720 Millions of masks
00:33:19.720 And flight operations
00:33:20.720 At the airport
00:33:21.720 Have been hampered
00:33:22.720 Because of low visibility
00:33:24.720 Damn
00:33:25.720 I don't know if you saw any of the videos of it
00:33:26.720 But it looked like
00:33:27.720 I don't know
00:33:28.720 It looked like the grapes of wrath
00:33:29.720 Like dust storm
00:33:30.720 Just you couldn't see anything
00:33:31.720 And that's just
00:33:32.720 The air
00:33:34.720 There you go guys
00:33:35.720 So
00:33:38.720 You know what's a layover
00:33:39.720 Because of this or that
00:33:41.720 I mean these guys
00:33:42.720 Dude India there's so many people 1.00
00:33:45.720 There's so many people
00:33:46.720 Even if you don't have a family
00:33:47.720 You have a family
00:33:49.720 There's like people living in your house
00:33:50.720 You'll open a cupboard
00:33:51.720 And there's a family in there
00:33:53.720 You know there's family
00:33:55.720 Everybody
00:33:56.720 Some people build their house out of other people
00:33:57.720 And they'll just sleep like in between them
00:33:59.720 I remember being in India one time
00:34:02.720 And they had people at night sleeping
00:34:04.720 On the side of the interstate
00:34:06.720 Like on the wall
00:34:10.720 Like the interstate
00:34:11.720 Like imagine you're on
00:34:13.720 You know I-10 or I-12
00:34:15.720 Or I-55
00:34:16.720 And there's just people just sleeping
00:34:18.720 Right on the side of it
00:34:20.720 It just blew my mind
00:34:22.720 That's crazy
00:34:23.720 I mean just so much smog
00:34:25.720 Damn
00:34:26.720 What else we got?
00:34:31.720 See a 37th horse died at Santa Anita Park
00:34:35.720 Right here in California
00:34:37.720 After sustaining a leg injury
00:34:39.720 During the last day of the Breeders' Cup 0.61
00:34:41.720 It was a four year old thoroughbred
00:34:42.720 Named Mongolian Groom
00:34:44.720 And it suffered a serious fracture
00:34:46.720 And was later euthanized
00:34:47.720 But yeah it's becoming quite the epidemic
00:34:49.720 At Santa Anita Racetrack
00:34:51.720 Yeah
00:34:52.720 Yeah it's really
00:34:53.720 It's almost kind of become like a real chop shop
00:34:55.720 For horses and horsery and that sort of thing
00:34:59.720 I wonder what the deal is
00:35:01.720 I wonder if there's just like a little bump out the gate or something
00:35:04.720 But I wonder if somebody over there is doping them
00:35:06.720 If they got some kind of horse decks
00:35:08.720 They're kind of milling around over there
00:35:09.720 I think that's pretty likely
00:35:11.720 Because you'd have to think once 30
00:35:13.720 You know 32 horses die
00:35:15.720 Anybody's ball game
00:35:17.720 Yeah
00:35:18.720 37 horses die bro
00:35:20.720 We got a problem
00:35:21.720 And that's just in one year?
00:35:22.720 No no
00:35:23.720 That's like ever at the track
00:35:24.720 But it
00:35:25.720 I mean the last one was just like less than a week ago
00:35:28.720 And yeah it just keeps happening
00:35:31.720 I feel like there's going to be a big backlash against horse racing pretty soon
00:35:35.720 Like there already was against SeaWorld
00:35:37.720 Like I feel like there's going to be like a documentary about horse racing like Blackfish
00:35:40.720 Blackfish pretty soon because
00:35:42.720 Well Blackfish is racial too
00:35:43.720 I guess it's like
00:35:45.720 Yeah they had one Blackfish and this is how they treated it
00:35:47.720 Have you seen that?
00:35:49.720 I never
00:35:50.720 Oh it's heartbreaking
00:35:52.720 But I didn't
00:35:53.720 I don't think I watched all of it
00:35:54.720 But I watched enough to get the point
00:35:58.720 Jesus
00:35:59.720 Yeah well it almost makes you not want to go there and really bet on them
00:36:02.720 If you're like oh these guys are dying
00:36:04.720 They're not treating them well
00:36:05.720 They're not giving them vitamins
00:36:07.720 And it also makes you wonder if there's a bigger conspiracy
00:36:09.720 Where it's like oh let's send some sick horses out here 1.00
00:36:12.720 To start to get the thing get the vibe out there that we don't want to do this anymore
00:36:17.720 That could be it
00:36:19.720 But you go to other places bro they got
00:36:22.720 You know they got
00:36:24.720 They uh
00:36:26.720 They're just getting horse racing
00:36:28.720 You know you go to some countries
00:36:30.720 It's like they're just getting like
00:36:31.720 They'll
00:36:32.720 They'll race anything out there
00:36:33.720 Sheep
00:36:35.720 You know lamb
00:36:36.720 They got a thing I think in Louisiana too
00:36:38.720 Where sometimes at the rodeo they'll tie like a kid to a lamb or something
00:36:41.720 And run him out there
00:36:42.720 It's beautiful you know the kid
00:36:44.720 They got like an 18 month old
00:36:46.720 And they just have like a lamb just at the speed of lightning
00:36:50.720 What else we got here it says McDonald's
00:36:53.720 Yeah the McDonald's CEO Steve Easterbrook
00:36:55.720 Was forced to leave the company over
00:36:58.720 What was called a consensual relationship with an employee
00:37:02.720 They have yet to name the employee
00:37:04.720 But yeah he had to step down
00:37:06.720 He said this was a mistake given the values of the company
00:37:08.720 I agree with the board that it is time for me to move on
00:37:11.720 The values of the company
00:37:15.720 Dude if you can't fuck somebody at a fast food shop
00:37:19.720 Who can you fuck anymore 1.00
00:37:21.720 That's what I don't like
00:37:22.720 I don't like this big you know I don't like
00:37:25.720 You know people make him feel bad for sex
00:37:29.720 This man works at a McDonald's
00:37:34.720 You know first of all you know how hard it is to work at a McDonald's
00:37:38.720 Get off work and still want to fuck someone 0.99
00:37:40.720 Very hard
00:37:42.720 I mean can you imagine even the diet that they're on
00:37:45.720 Probably doesn't even lead to healthy sexual organ 0.99
00:37:49.720 You know upkeep
00:37:51.720 This is just baffling man
00:37:53.720 And it's just so it's like most people met at work
00:37:57.720 Most of our parents met each other at work
00:37:59.720 Or they met you have to meet somebody somewhere
00:38:01.720 You can't even fuck somebody because both y'all 0.99
00:38:04.720 You know filled out resumes at the same building
00:38:07.720 Sometimes it's just
00:38:10.720 I mean does this say that he was like abusing the person or anything
00:38:14.720 No it sounded like it said consensual
00:38:17.720 I don't know what the deal was
00:38:19.720 Given the values of the company
00:38:21.720 They have fucking grimace bro
00:38:23.720 They have purple
00:38:25.720 They have the clown
00:38:27.720 Ronald McDonald's a clown
00:38:29.720 To sell fucking fat to children
00:38:31.720 I don't think they have a lot of companies out there
00:38:33.720 Somebody's fucking in the back bro
00:38:35.720 That's honestly the least of my concerns
00:38:38.720 I'm way more concerned about the people fist fighting
00:38:41.720 In front of the register that shows up on Twitter every couple of months
00:38:45.720 Oh man
00:38:48.720 If you can't fuck
00:38:50.720 Dude that's what I'm saying dude
00:38:51.720 Go to Wendy's bro
00:38:53.720 Go to the one over there off Lincoln Boulevard
00:38:55.720 The doors are missing on it
00:38:56.720 They'll let you fuck around now I bet
00:39:03.720 That's it Nick
00:39:04.720 Yeah that's it
00:39:06.720 Slow news week
00:39:08.720 Yeah pretty slow news week man
00:39:10.720 Dead horses
00:39:12.720 You can't fuck at McDonald's
00:39:16.720 Dude sometimes you know I'll go through the drive thru at the McDonald's
00:39:19.720 And
00:39:21.720 And you almost want to offer to fuck the person who's working in there
00:39:24.720 Just to be like hey
00:39:27.720 You know you're not just working at McDonald's
00:39:29.720 You're cool
00:39:31.720 Yeah
00:39:32.720 You're good
00:39:33.720 Treat them like a person
00:39:34.720 Yeah
00:39:35.720 Instead of just someone serving you food
00:39:36.720 Yeah
00:39:37.720 Yeah because everybody
00:39:38.720 Especially if you're like a youngster you roll in 0.99
00:39:39.720 The first thing you do is like fuck with them over the loudspeaker
00:39:43.720 Which is almost crazy to have a loudspeaker
00:39:44.720 The lady's like 11 feet around the corner 1.00
00:39:47.720 And you have to have this fucking old system
00:39:51.720 And they kinda get like a little bit of way light gardening over there
00:39:55.720 It's just so shady
00:39:57.720 And you pick out what you want
00:39:59.720 It's so lonely dude
00:40:00.720 I go there at night sometimes on my way home
00:40:03.720 God it makes me sad man
00:40:04.720 Just pulling up and the lady knows me and she's a fucking Patriots fan 1.00
00:40:11.720 Oh you back
00:40:15.720 That's what she says every time
00:40:17.720 Oh you back
00:40:19.720 Undefeated
00:40:21.720 That's what she'll say all kind of shit like that 0.99
00:40:23.720 And I'm just sad
00:40:24.720 I'm like don't you think if I fucking was had a good life I would even be here
00:40:27.720 I don't care about football right now
00:40:30.720 You know it's 1.40 in the morning
00:40:33.720 I'm getting two cheeseburgers and a sundae
00:40:37.720 And I know the machine's broke but I'm gonna fucking order it again
00:40:42.720 The machine's always fucking broke dude
00:40:47.720 Oh man
00:40:49.720 Anyway
00:40:51.720 Let you get to some calls
00:40:53.720 Yeah man I think let me get let me get into some of these calls
00:40:55.720 Some good ones
00:40:56.720 Yeah they're pretty good
00:40:57.720 Lots of problems
00:40:58.720 Lots of trouble man
00:40:59.720 Need some help
00:41:00.720 Are there?
00:41:01.720 Yeah always
00:41:02.720 We'll get into it man
00:41:03.720 If I need any of your expertise
00:41:05.720 Then I'll holler back at you Nick
00:41:07.720 And that's producer Nick Davis there
00:41:10.720 Always helping us out man
00:41:13.720 You gotta work so hard
00:41:15.720 And I'm grateful to have him
00:41:17.720 Have him put up with me
00:41:19.720 Alright let's get to some calls here
00:41:20.720 As always the hotline
00:41:21.720 Hotline 985-664-9503
00:41:28.720 Hi Theo this is Scott in Baton Rouge, Louisiana
00:41:32.720 What's up Scott from over there in Baton Rouge
00:41:35.720 The red stick
00:41:37.720 And I'll say this about Baton Rouge
00:41:38.720 Never in my life when I was in college
00:41:40.720 Had I seen more people get snuck at a bar
00:41:43.720 Than in Baton Rouge, Louisiana
00:41:44.720 I mean somebody would just be standing there
00:41:47.720 And somebody would come up and just hit him for
00:41:49.720 No damn reason bruh
00:41:52.720 And that's Baton Rouge bruh
00:41:53.720 Go Tigers dude
00:41:55.720 Also the amount of fans
00:41:58.720 Who didn't go to college
00:42:00.720 But go to the games
00:42:02.720 Blew my mind
00:42:04.720 Blew my mind
00:42:07.720 Dude you'd have people in the stands
00:42:08.720 They didn't know any other colors
00:42:10.720 Except for purple and gold
00:42:12.720 And that's just SEC football
00:42:15.720 Yeah people can't read
00:42:16.720 You have some dude
00:42:18.720 He'll be in a bubble
00:42:19.720 You know he have a disease
00:42:20.720 And he'll be in a bubble
00:42:21.720 He have an air disease
00:42:23.720 But when it's game time bruh
00:42:24.720 He'll fucking unzip that big bag
00:42:26.720 And fucking come out that bitch 1.00
00:42:28.720 He'll be out lurking
00:42:29.720 Just taking his chances
00:42:30.720 I might die
00:42:31.720 But I'm gonna witness a couple of these
00:42:33.720 First downs
00:42:35.720 Move the chains
00:42:36.720 Alright let's take the rest of this call
00:42:38.720 Thank you for calling Scott
00:42:40.720 I wanted to tell you about
00:42:42.720 This past weekend
00:42:44.720 I sent my daughter to the
00:42:46.720 Natchez Mississippi
00:42:47.720 Hot air balloon festival
00:42:49.720 Oh yeah
00:42:50.720 And Natchez Mississippi
00:42:51.720 Up there on the levee
00:42:52.720 They got one of the most beautiful
00:42:53.720 Balloon festivals up there
00:42:55.720 And that's just an hour's
00:42:57.720 You know that's just a
00:42:59.720 You know just a stoner's throw
00:43:01.720 From Baton Rouge
00:43:04.720 Onward
00:43:06.720 To see Bishop Gunn perform
00:43:09.720 It was an immaculate time
00:43:11.720 Perfect weather
00:43:12.720 Great atmosphere
00:43:14.720 Bishop Gunn was awesome
00:43:16.720 Travis and Byrne
00:43:18.720 Both came down and gave us some love
00:43:20.720 My daughter
00:43:21.720 She's seven
00:43:23.720 She was starstruck
00:43:25.720 And hell me too
00:43:27.720 I'd like to thank Bishop Gunn
00:43:29.720 I'm a single dad
00:43:31.720 It was really cool to share that experience
00:43:33.720 With my daughter
00:43:34.720 Hope to see you in Lafayette soon
00:43:36.720 And we love you buddy
00:43:38.720 Gang
00:43:39.720 Gang bruh 1.00
00:43:40.720 Gang man 0.93
00:43:41.720 Thank you bruh
00:43:42.720 It was nice of you to say that
00:43:44.720 Yeah man it's fun
00:43:45.720 You know I can't imagine what that's like
00:43:46.720 Getting to take your daughter
00:43:47.720 And do something nice like that
00:43:49.720 And something fun
00:43:50.720 But good for you for taking that action
00:43:54.720 And doing it
00:43:56.720 You know you're not gonna let her have
00:43:59.720 Spaces in her brain
00:44:01.720 Where you guys don't
00:44:03.720 Where there should be memories
00:44:05.720 Where there should be
00:44:07.720 Things that are meaningful
00:44:08.720 You know you're gonna fill
00:44:09.720 You're filling her brain with
00:44:11.720 With important caulk
00:44:14.720 You know and that's important man
00:44:16.720 That's beautiful dude to see that
00:44:18.720 And I'm glad they could do it
00:44:20.720 And I think they have enough
00:44:21.720 Their music some of it's goofy
00:44:22.720 And like fun enough where
00:44:24.720 Not goofy but
00:44:26.720 The beats are kind of fun enough
00:44:28.720 Where if a kid is really vibing into it
00:44:29.720 I think they could
00:44:31.720 You know they could have fun for a little while
00:44:32.720 So I'm glad you guys got to do it
00:44:34.720 You know they are
00:44:36.720 Those boys are actually playing
00:44:37.720 In Tipitinas in New Orleans tonight
00:44:39.720 And I wish I was gonna be there
00:44:41.720 But I'll see you over there in Lafayette man
00:44:43.720 And
00:44:45.720 And happy early holidays to you
00:44:48.720 And yours
00:44:49.720 Alright let's take this call
00:44:51.720 That came in
00:44:53.720 Onward
00:44:55.720 Hey D.O. What's up man
00:44:57.720 My name is Dave
00:44:59.720 You know I got two kids now
00:45:00.720 One of them is 12, one of them is 8
00:45:01.720 Hey bro
00:45:02.720 So you took four years off that
00:45:04.720 Off that crotch huh 1.00
00:45:06.720 You backed off that
00:45:08.720 Off that hitter 0.68
00:45:10.720 Off that little
00:45:11.720 That wallet bro
00:45:13.720 You backed off mom's little sweat wallet
00:45:15.720 For about four years
00:45:16.720 Before you made that second batch huh
00:45:18.720 Gang onward
00:45:20.720 And the 12 year old
00:45:22.720 Say about 8 months ago
00:45:24.720 You know she came out of the closet
00:45:25.720 To me and her mother
00:45:27.720 The problem is
00:45:28.720 So
00:45:29.720 My mother caught wind of it
00:45:31.720 You know my daughter coming out and all
00:45:33.720 And she said
00:45:35.720 What were some very hurtful things
00:45:37.720 About my kid
00:45:39.720 And then you know my wife got into an argument with her
00:45:41.720 And she said some very hurtful things about my wife 0.97
00:45:44.720 And now
00:45:46.720 Not only have I not talked to my mother in about 5 months
00:45:49.720 I've also not talked to my step father
00:45:52.720 Or you know my three brothers
00:45:55.720 In that same time because
00:45:57.720 You know when these things happen
00:45:58.720 It seems like everybody takes a side
00:46:00.720 And you know everybody took mom Dukes' side 0.85
00:46:03.720 I want to know if you had any insight
00:46:05.720 Or if any of your other listeners
00:46:07.720 My fellow listeners had any insight
00:46:09.720 Into you know
00:46:11.720 Into how I could go about starting to
00:46:13.720 Try to repair these relationships
00:46:14.720 That's pretty much it bro
00:46:15.720 Hopefully I'll see you out there when you're on the road
00:46:17.720 Gang bro
00:46:19.720 Thanks for the call
00:46:20.720 That's a good question
00:46:22.720 You know if you have a
00:46:24.720 Say your child in 12
00:46:26.720 You know and I'm not judging
00:46:27.720 I'm just showing from my own experience
00:46:29.720 12 seem a little young for a child to know 0.86
00:46:32.720 Full throttle
00:46:34.720 What kind of nook it ain't like
00:46:37.720 Or what kind of attraction they have
00:46:39.720 But maybe it's not now
00:46:41.720 Maybe children are so ramped up
00:46:43.720 Or just advanced
00:46:44.720 That they know what's up
00:46:46.720 I mean I remember
00:46:47.720 I saw a couple middle schoolers
00:46:48.720 Making out one time
00:46:49.720 When I was driving
00:46:51.720 Two young boys
00:46:53.720 Kind of tender
00:46:54.720 Kind of gentleman kind of boys
00:46:56.720 Dude I pulled over
00:46:57.720 I said hey guys
00:46:59.720 You know maybe give it
00:47:01.720 Two years and see what's up
00:47:03.720 You know just
00:47:05.720 These boys were 11
00:47:06.720 And they were kissing out there
00:47:07.720 And it's fine but
00:47:08.720 It's just like sometimes
00:47:10.720 It gets they get
00:47:12.720 You know children to just get
00:47:13.720 Easily influenced
00:47:16.720 You know you see people doing drugs
00:47:18.720 You do drugs
00:47:19.720 You see people you know
00:47:21.720 Kissing somebody
00:47:22.720 You kiss somebody
00:47:24.720 You know you see somebody
00:47:25.720 Start a fire
00:47:26.720 You start a fire
00:47:29.720 So
00:47:31.720 But
00:47:32.720 But look it sounds like
00:47:34.720 That you have no doubt
00:47:35.720 No doubt
00:47:37.720 About
00:47:40.720 About
00:47:41.720 You know what your daughter
00:47:43.720 Where her sexual laurels lie
00:47:47.720 And that's tough man
00:47:48.720 You know what's tough really is
00:47:52.720 Balancing like 0.97
00:47:54.720 Cause like our parents
00:47:56.720 And grandparents especially
00:47:57.720 You get some of their generations
00:47:59.720 Things were just different
00:48:01.720 And I'm not saying that
00:48:02.720 Things in their generation
00:48:03.720 Were right 0.84
00:48:05.720 But for the time
00:48:06.720 They were in
00:48:07.720 They behaved in a way
00:48:08.720 That was fitting
00:48:10.720 Or more accepted
00:48:12.720 Or sometimes
00:48:13.720 They probably were maybe
00:48:14.720 Even afraid like
00:48:15.720 I bet there was a time
00:48:17.720 You know
00:48:18.720 60 years ago
00:48:19.720 People might have been afraid
00:48:20.720 To say hey I support someone
00:48:21.720 Who's gay 0.84
00:48:22.720 That might
00:48:23.720 It might have been a fear
00:48:24.720 Whereas now
00:48:25.720 It's almost like a fear to say
00:48:26.720 If you were to say
00:48:27.720 I don't support gay people 1.00
00:48:28.720 You know people would be
00:48:29.720 More fearful of that
00:48:32.720 So it's interesting
00:48:33.720 Cause it's like
00:48:35.720 We don't give people a pass
00:48:36.720 I don't feel like
00:48:37.720 As much as we should
00:48:38.720 On their
00:48:43.720 On
00:48:44.720 Their perspective
00:48:46.720 Based on their world
00:48:47.720 You know if somebody
00:48:51.720 Grew up in the dark
00:48:53.720 And you trying to tell them
00:48:54.720 About light bulbs and shit
00:48:55.720 They ain't gonna tell you
00:48:56.720 To go
00:48:58.720 Smoke a fuck
00:48:59.720 You know
00:49:00.720 To smoke half a bowl
00:49:01.720 Of your own dick
00:49:05.720 And that's facts Jack
00:49:07.720 Because they don't know it
00:49:10.720 And if they come to a party
00:49:12.720 Where everybody got the lights on
00:49:13.720 And they shut them all
00:49:14.720 The lights off
00:49:15.720 To them
00:49:17.720 That's gonna be normal
00:49:19.720 You know
00:49:20.720 Eating cake in the dark
00:49:21.720 Is normal to them
00:49:23.720 Cause that's what they know
00:49:26.720 But now
00:49:27.720 If your mother got
00:49:28.720 If she got
00:49:29.720 Now the part that
00:49:30.720 Where it's a little
00:49:32.720 You know
00:49:33.720 Where it's
00:49:34.720 Is when your mother
00:49:35.720 If she was saying mean stuff
00:49:37.720 That's the thing
00:49:38.720 That's too much really
00:49:39.720 It's just not
00:49:40.720 You know
00:49:41.720 To a child especially
00:49:42.720 And
00:49:44.720 And you have to take
00:49:45.720 Your child's side
00:49:46.720 I mean obviously
00:49:47.720 There's no
00:49:48.720 That's the right move
00:49:49.720 It sounds like
00:49:50.720 That you know
00:49:51.720 You're doing that
00:49:52.720 You know
00:49:53.720 I don't have that experience
00:49:54.720 Because you know
00:49:55.720 I've never been a gay man
00:49:57.720 And I've never
00:49:59.720 Had a 12 year old child
00:50:00.720 Tell me they were gay 1.00
00:50:01.720 If a kid told me he was gay
00:50:04.720 If a kid told me he was gay
00:50:05.720 Man I would tell him
00:50:08.720 You know
00:50:10.720 Well
00:50:11.720 You know
00:50:12.720 It looks fun
00:50:13.720 A lot of gay people
00:50:14.720 Have a lot of fun
00:50:15.720 So
00:50:16.720 But don't dress up like
00:50:17.720 Damn Little Mermaid 1.00
00:50:18.720 Bruh
00:50:19.720 Unless you trust your friends
00:50:20.720 Not to leave you
00:50:21.720 That dude was just a little roadside trout out there
00:50:25.720 Ya boy
00:50:26.720 But
00:50:27.720 Yeah I think this is a great question
00:50:28.720 Maybe some of our listeners have a similar experience
00:50:33.720 Yeah it must be
00:50:36.720 It's just interesting how from like you know
00:50:38.720 Times and generations
00:50:39.720 Like things you can't even say anymore
00:50:41.720 Even if you're just joking
00:50:43.720 To
00:50:46.720 You know
00:50:47.720 Things that were just re
00:50:48.720 You know
00:50:49.720 Like our grandparents could
00:50:52.720 You know
00:50:53.720 Our grandparents
00:50:54.720 It's like
00:50:55.720 Everything's just a lot more
00:50:56.720 Transparent now
00:50:59.720 And I think back then
00:51:01.720 Our grandparents
00:51:02.720 They just weren't used to the transparency
00:51:03.720 They weren't used to
00:51:07.720 They just weren't used to the transparency of it
00:51:09.720 And people like to make
00:51:12.720 Their world
00:51:14.720 They don't wanna
00:51:15.720 People don't like to change a lot of times
00:51:16.720 We wanna make
00:51:17.720 You know okay
00:51:18.720 This is the way the world is
00:51:19.720 And I lived in it
00:51:20.720 And that's the way it'll always be
00:51:23.720 You know we don't wanna admit that the world changes
00:51:25.720 Or that people's views change
00:51:26.720 Or that
00:51:28.720 That society like
00:51:30.720 I mean dude in 200 years
00:51:31.720 Everybody could be bisexual
00:51:33.720 Who knows?
00:51:34.720 It could be the way that science takes us
00:51:37.720 And then we nobody exists anymore
00:51:38.720 Because nobody has a wiener
00:51:40.720 Or a vagina 1.00
00:51:42.720 Everybody has a vagina 1.00
00:51:44.720 And nothing
00:51:45.720 You can't make a baby
00:51:46.720 Everybody's just
00:51:47.720 Beating their crotches against each other
00:51:49.720 But no babies
00:51:51.720 You know that could be the denouement of it all
00:51:53.720 How it all shapes out
00:51:55.720 We don't know
00:51:57.720 So at that point
00:51:58.720 People will be like
00:51:59.720 Damn
00:52:01.720 We gotta get some
00:52:02.720 Couple straight people
00:52:03.720 Up here to the front lines
00:52:04.720 To fuck
00:52:06.720 To do it right
00:52:07.720 To do some nookie
00:52:09.720 To nookie out 0.99
00:52:10.720 You know?
00:52:12.720 To throw
00:52:13.720 You know to throw that body water into each other
00:52:16.720 So they can have a child
00:52:17.720 So
00:52:22.720 You know
00:52:23.720 A lot of hearsay out there
00:52:26.720 But if a child
00:52:27.720 If you believe the kid
00:52:28.720 And they know for a fact
00:52:31.720 I guess at 12
00:52:32.720 You can know
00:52:33.720 What age?
00:52:34.720 Is that 5th grade?
00:52:35.720 Yeah maybe these days
00:52:36.720 That's how it is
00:52:37.720 I think usually
00:52:38.720 You have to wait till somebody's
00:52:39.720 Probably 7th grade
00:52:40.720 Before they know if they're
00:52:41.720 Definitely gonna be gay 1.00
00:52:43.720 But kids go through phases
00:52:44.720 Sometimes you might go through
00:52:45.720 You know
00:52:46.720 Especially these days
00:52:47.720 I don't think it's
00:52:48.720 It's not wild
00:52:49.720 If somebody's gay 0.99
00:52:50.720 For a year
00:52:51.720 Or 18 months
00:52:56.720 And I'm not saying
00:52:57.720 That it's like
00:52:58.720 They can't be gay forever 0.63
00:52:59.720 If they do whatever they want
00:53:01.720 But
00:53:02.720 Sometimes people are like
00:53:03.720 Oh I'm gonna be gay for July
00:53:04.720 That's a thing you'll see
00:53:05.720 Out here sometimes
00:53:07.720 You know
00:53:08.720 It's really some guy
00:53:09.720 Who's really gay forever 1.00
00:53:10.720 And he's trying to sneak
00:53:11.720 You know
00:53:12.720 Trying to get you to come over
00:53:13.720 And enlist
00:53:14.720 You know
00:53:17.720 So
00:53:18.720 But
00:53:19.720 Yeah that's great
00:53:20.720 If people have some suggestions
00:53:21.720 How to mend those fences
00:53:24.720 Because yeah you don't want people
00:53:25.720 Fighting forever over this
00:53:26.720 I can't believe your mom was
00:53:27.720 Yeah
00:53:28.720 Who's yelling at a 12 year old kid
00:53:31.720 About
00:53:34.720 About that
00:53:35.720 Unless your parents just didn't believe them
00:53:37.720 You know
00:53:39.720 You know
00:53:40.720 Because a lot of kids these days
00:53:41.720 They say they're all
00:53:42.720 You know
00:53:43.720 You'll have kids saying
00:53:44.720 I'm
00:53:45.720 You know
00:53:46.720 This is
00:53:47.720 You know
00:53:48.720 All kinds of like
00:53:49.720 Political stances
00:53:50.720 And all kinds of stuff
00:53:51.720 And
00:53:52.720 And you're like dude
00:53:53.720 You know
00:53:54.720 You ain't shit
00:53:55.720 You know
00:53:56.720 You don't have a
00:53:57.720 You're not doing
00:53:58.720 So
00:54:01.720 But yeah it's interesting
00:54:02.720 As like
00:54:03.720 Because a lot of like
00:54:04.720 Perspectives and people's
00:54:07.720 You know
00:54:08.720 Old views and new views
00:54:09.720 They're having a tough time
00:54:11.720 But I don't think you should
00:54:12.720 Shun all old people 1.00
00:54:13.720 Because they
00:54:15.720 Believe something different
00:54:17.720 Or they were brought up in a different time
00:54:19.720 Because sometimes
00:54:21.720 Because sometimes
00:54:22.720 If they'd have believed what was
00:54:23.720 What people believe now
00:54:25.720 Or what's more common now
00:54:27.720 More practices
00:54:28.720 They would have been
00:54:29.720 They could have been ostracized
00:54:30.720 At that time
00:54:32.720 So it's all
00:54:33.720 It's just this weird teeter-totter sometimes
00:54:36.720 But congratulations to your daughter
00:54:38.720 For figuring that out
00:54:40.720 I'm sure it's interesting to navigate
00:54:41.720 And be supportive
00:54:43.720 You know
00:54:44.720 And learn how to
00:54:45.720 I'm sure it's a really
00:54:46.720 Time where you learn how to be real loving
00:54:49.720 When somebody comes at you
00:54:50.720 I mean look
00:54:51.720 The first set of tits
00:54:52.720 I saw on somebody
00:54:53.720 Was on a man
00:54:56.720 That were 3D
00:54:57.720 I saw drawn
00:54:58.720 I'd seen
00:55:00.720 Some drawn tits 0.99
00:55:01.720 And I'd seen my mother's tits 1.00
00:55:04.720 And I'm sorry mom
00:55:05.720 I think she listens to this
00:55:06.720 But
00:55:07.720 I'd seen some
00:55:08.720 Drawn tits
00:55:09.720 And then they had this boy
00:55:11.720 And he was a beautiful ginger guy
00:55:14.720 And he
00:55:16.720 And he was real thick
00:55:19.720 You know
00:55:20.720 He was that real
00:55:21.720 Just that fucking
00:55:22.720 That doughy joey
00:55:23.720 He was real
00:55:24.720 You know like a big pastry
00:55:25.720 Or pastry
00:55:27.720 And he
00:55:29.720 And he had tits on him 1.00
00:55:30.720 And sometimes I would look at him
00:55:32.720 And just kind of cover my hands
00:55:34.720 I've talked about this before
00:55:35.720 And I would just
00:55:37.720 Make a shape with my hand
00:55:38.720 In front of my eye
00:55:39.720 Where all I could see
00:55:40.720 Was his breasts 0.92
00:55:41.720 And pretend he was a woman 0.98
00:55:43.720 And feel my body
00:55:44.720 Get really
00:55:45.720 You know
00:55:47.720 Feel that little baby
00:55:48.720 Diving board
00:55:49.720 Start up in
00:55:50.720 Between my legs
00:55:51.720 Feel that baby shark
00:55:52.720 Start growing
00:55:54.720 And suddenly
00:55:55.720 I feel like a damn shark
00:55:57.720 Cause my
00:55:58.720 I got that wiener fin bruh 0.56
00:56:00.720 So
00:56:01.720 Praise God man
00:56:03.720 What else we got here?
00:56:05.720 What else we got here?
00:56:06.720 Here we got a call that came in
00:56:10.720 985-664-9503
00:56:14.720 What's up Theo?
00:56:15.720 This is
00:56:17.720 Martin
00:56:18.720 I'm from Macon, Georgia
00:56:20.720 Martin from Macon
00:56:23.720 And I bet everything
00:56:24.720 People always say Macon
00:56:25.720 And bacon
00:56:26.720 And stuff like that
00:56:28.720 And
00:56:30.720 Cause everything
00:56:31.720 Cause one thing that's popular
00:56:32.720 That rhymes with Macon
00:56:33.720 Is bacon
00:56:34.720 So
00:56:35.720 I'm sure y'all gotta hear
00:56:36.720 All that shit all the time
00:56:37.720 Quaken
00:56:40.720 Forsaken
00:56:42.720 You know
00:56:43.720 A lot of churches
00:56:44.720 Probably write little cute things
00:56:45.720 On the sign you know
00:56:47.720 You know
00:56:48.720 Don't be forsaken in Macon
00:56:52.720 Breaken
00:56:53.720 Oh we've had a lot of break-ins
00:56:55.720 In Macon
00:56:57.720 So
00:56:58.720 Onward
00:56:59.720 And last Friday
00:57:00.720 I put my two weeks in at work
00:57:02.720 I'm calling because
00:57:04.720 I've got two dogs
00:57:06.720 Nacho and Taco
00:57:08.720 Nacho I bought on my own
00:57:10.720 And
00:57:11.720 Taco was bought for me
00:57:12.720 By the
00:57:13.720 The hunting lodge that I work at
00:57:15.720 And
00:57:16.720 You know
00:57:17.720 That's getting to be a point of contention now
00:57:19.720 Because
00:57:20.720 I'm leaving at the beginning of the season
00:57:22.720 And the owner of the lodge
00:57:23.720 Is trying to buck me out of this dog
00:57:25.720 Man
00:57:26.720 He's trying to
00:57:28.720 Take Taco from me
00:57:29.720 After I've taken care of this dog
00:57:30.720 Taking care of this dog
00:57:31.720 For the last six months
00:57:32.720 And raised it
00:57:33.720 And trained it
00:57:35.720 Um
00:57:36.720 And he's a pretty hard guy
00:57:37.720 Pretty rough around the edges
00:57:39.720 Likes to screw people over
00:57:41.720 And
00:57:42.720 Um
00:57:43.720 You know I'm trying to get out of here
00:57:44.720 Without burning any bridges
00:57:45.720 But if he tries to take this dog
00:57:47.720 From me
00:57:48.720 Then I don't know what's gonna happen
00:57:50.720 It's eating me up
00:57:51.720 Because you know
00:57:52.720 Nacho and Taco
00:57:53.720 We're obviously brothers at this point
00:57:55.720 And
00:57:56.720 I wanna do everything in my power
00:57:57.720 To keep them together
00:57:58.720 When I leave here
00:58:00.720 Any help would be
00:58:01.720 Would be much appreciated
00:58:02.720 Much love
00:58:03.720 Gang bro
00:58:05.720 Look
00:58:06.720 Nacho and Taco
00:58:07.720 Might be brothers
00:58:08.720 They might not
00:58:09.720 I can't
00:58:10.720 I'm not sure
00:58:11.720 Just because you put something next to each other
00:58:12.720 For a long time
00:58:13.720 Doesn't make it a brother
00:58:15.720 You know what I'm saying
00:58:16.720 If you put
00:58:17.720 You take a hitchhiker
00:58:18.720 And you take a
00:58:19.720 Somebody who works at the mall
00:58:21.720 You stand them next to each other
00:58:22.720 For six years
00:58:24.720 They still might not give
00:58:26.720 They still
00:58:27.720 There's nothing
00:58:28.720 Between them
00:58:29.720 They might
00:58:30.720 There's nothing
00:58:31.720 Soon as you say go
00:58:32.720 Going back to work
00:58:33.720 And one of them is fucking
00:58:34.720 You know
00:58:35.720 Thumbing it to St. Louis
00:58:37.720 So you can't
00:58:39.720 You can't just make animals be brothers
00:58:42.720 Only God can do that
00:58:44.720 So what I'm saying is
00:58:45.720 You have to figure out
00:58:48.720 It sounds like you have a communication issue
00:58:50.720 Bruh
00:58:52.720 I mean this guy knows what he's expecting
00:58:55.720 You have what you're expecting
00:58:57.720 You trained him
00:58:58.720 It sound like the dog
00:58:59.720 Was it given to you?
00:59:00.720 Was it loaned to you?
00:59:01.720 It sounds like you have some communication
00:59:08.720 But if shit hits the fan bruh
00:59:10.720 Throw that bitch in the back seat 1.00
00:59:13.720 Fire off a couple rounds bruh
00:59:16.720 You know I would do warning shots only man 1.00
00:59:19.720 That's the big thing people forget about
00:59:21.720 Warning shots
00:59:23.720 A lot of times people just
00:59:25.720 Oh they shoot somebody
00:59:26.720 You know what also works?
00:59:28.720 Boom boom
00:59:29.720 Warning shots
00:59:32.720 Think about it
00:59:35.720 If somebody sees you shoot a gun twice in the air
00:59:39.720 The next logical thought to them is
00:59:41.720 Oh they're gonna shoot me
00:59:43.720 So I do warning shots bruh
00:59:45.720 I'll fire 50-60 warning shots
00:59:47.720 And after that you can usually
00:59:52.720 It's usually really clear communication with people after that
00:59:56.720 So
00:59:58.720 You know
01:00:00.720 I mean it's getting wild west out there
01:00:03.720 If you gotta shoot something up a little bit to get that animal then
01:00:07.720 You know people love animals
01:00:09.720 And I can start to see it a little bit more
01:00:14.720 I've been attacked by a lot of different animals
01:00:16.720 And
01:00:18.720 You know I've been having dreams recently
01:00:21.720 Or semi recently
01:00:23.720 That
01:00:25.720 That
01:00:27.720 That
01:00:28.720 There was a parrot
01:00:30.720 In
01:00:32.720 Bethlehem
01:00:33.720 In the manger
01:00:35.720 In that baby shed
01:00:37.720 I've had a lot of different dreams about that
01:00:40.720 Because if you notice in a lot of the drawings
01:00:45.720 In a lot of those frickin
01:00:47.720 MDs bruh
01:00:48.720 Those manger drawings
01:00:50.720 They
01:00:51.720 The
01:00:52.720 The animals are real sedentary animals
01:00:54.720 You got a mule in there
01:00:55.720 You got a lamb or sheep
01:00:57.720 You got a
01:00:58.720 Donkey
01:01:00.720 You got a cow 0.98
01:01:01.720 Sometimes you have a cow in there
01:01:02.720 Which is
01:01:03.720 Kind of weird
01:01:04.720 A cow
01:01:05.720 How you get a cow all the way out there
01:01:06.720 Into the desert like that is
01:01:08.720 Unbelievable
01:01:10.720 We have a camel with a little hat on
01:01:12.720 But
01:01:14.720 A lot of people you wouldn't think they'd have a parrot in there
01:01:16.720 There's a parrot in there
01:01:18.720 But I have a lot of dreams where you see there is a parrot
01:01:22.720 And he's just kind of you know just
01:01:25.720 No crib for a bed
01:01:28.720 You know
01:01:30.720 Lay down his sweet head
01:01:36.720 Where's the north star
01:01:42.720 Where's the north star
01:01:44.720 You know I have a lot of dreams about
01:01:50.720 Things that we didn't
01:01:51.720 You know behind the scenes of
01:01:54.720 The manger
01:01:56.720 Because here's the thing
01:01:57.720 Three old dudes go out to the desert to visit a kid
01:02:01.720 Bro that's a dateline episode today
01:02:04.720 So I'm not saying it didn't happen
01:02:06.720 I believe full
01:02:08.720 Forthright
01:02:09.720 I believe 700% that it happened
01:02:12.720 But
01:02:14.720 But
01:02:15.720 But if that can happen dude
01:02:17.720 There could be a couple rare animals in there
01:02:19.720 You could have a raccoon out there
01:02:21.720 Hanging out behind the
01:02:23.720 The little
01:02:24.720 The little baby crib
01:02:26.720 They had something in there
01:02:28.720 They had a couple raccoons
01:02:30.720 They had a couple of
01:02:32.720 You know aardvarks or something up in that bitch 1.00
01:02:34.720 I mean that's Bethlehem dog
01:02:36.720 So
01:02:38.720 But yeah do what you got to do out there
01:02:41.720 Papa stay woke bruh
01:02:43.720 And if that's
01:02:45.720 Here's the thing
01:02:47.720 You have to answer directly
01:02:49.720 To yourself
01:02:50.720 Is that your dog or is that not your dog
01:02:52.720 I know if something's my dog
01:02:54.720 If I go up to a dog and it ain't my dog bruh
01:02:56.720 It ain't my dog
01:02:58.720 Just cause I've been sleeping with somebody's wife for six months 0.98
01:03:02.720 Don't make it my wife 1.00
01:03:04.720 That's his wife 0.96
01:03:07.720 Even if I'm teaching her new tricks
01:03:10.720 And I bought her one of those
01:03:12.720 You know omelet makers that folds over
01:03:15.720 It's like the pan that has the little hinges in the middle
01:03:17.720 And it doesn't matter
01:03:19.720 None of that shit matters man
01:03:21.720 What matters is the facts
01:03:22.720 What matters is the facts
01:03:25.720 What matters is the documentation
01:03:28.720 Who saw the bait
01:03:29.720 You know was it given to you or was it not
01:03:32.720 You know the answer
01:03:36.720 So then you either need to build up to start to part ways with the animal
01:03:40.720 If you want to not burn bridges
01:03:43.720 Or you need to fucking get a stack of matches dog
01:03:46.720 And light the fucking golden gate up son
01:03:50.720 Burn that bitch 1.00
01:03:53.720 Sorry man but it's
01:03:55.720 It's November bro
01:03:57.720 It's no burn ver
01:03:59.720 It's time to burn shit man if you have to
01:04:03.720 Not everything can
01:04:05.720 Not burn
01:04:07.720 So every now and then something's got to torch out
01:04:09.720 Gang shit
01:04:11.720 Alright let's take a call here
01:04:13.720 985-664-9503
01:04:15.720 Hey Theo, Kayla here from Paso Robles, California
01:04:18.720 Hey Pamela from Paso Robles
01:04:21.720 And you think Paso Robles
01:04:23.720 It sounds like somebody about to get naked in Mexico
01:04:25.720 You know what I'm saying
01:04:27.720 When you hear somebody say oh Paso Robles
01:04:29.720 Say damn
01:04:31.720 Well let me put the ladder a little closer to the window
01:04:34.720 Because I'm about to watch them
01:04:36.720 Titas come out 1.00
01:04:38.720 Got it
01:04:40.720 You had a wonderful Halloween
01:04:42.720 I myself went through four large bags of candy
01:04:46.720 A bunch of cute little kids come to my house
01:04:48.720 And then my cousin was picked up by Homeland Security
01:04:51.720 For trying to smuggle in 17 kilos worth of methamphetamine into the States
01:04:56.720 Wow
01:04:58.720 Now that donkey was not in Bethlehem I don't think
01:05:03.720 And that's the thing about Bethlehem
01:05:05.720 They don't show you the x-rays, the MRIs of the animals
01:05:08.720 Some of them have dope in their body
01:05:10.720 In their colon
01:05:11.720 Onward
01:05:12.720 Haha
01:05:13.720 So hopefully yours is better than mine
01:05:15.720 I'm sitting here at work
01:05:16.720 Trying not to think about it
01:05:17.720 And having a rough time doing so
01:05:19.720 And I thought I would call and get that off my chest
01:05:22.720 May or may not be the last time I see her
01:05:25.720 I think
01:05:26.720 Because this is not her first
01:05:28.720 This is her first Homeland Security strike
01:05:30.720 But this is definitely not her first strike
01:05:32.720 She's been suffering with that
01:05:34.720 That addiction for
01:05:36.720 I don't know, 12, 15 years
01:05:39.720 Almost all of my life
01:05:41.720 I'm 20, I'm almost 30 now
01:05:43.720 So almost all of my life
01:05:45.720 Thank you so much for having this hotline to vent to
01:05:48.720 And yeah, gang gang, love you man
01:05:53.720 Love you too miss
01:05:55.720 Oh, I didn't know
01:05:56.720 I thought she was muleing it 1.00
01:05:58.720 I thought she was just for vending 0.95
01:06:00.720 I didn't know that she had an addiction problem 0.99
01:06:05.720 Man, it's crazy
01:06:07.720 That's heavy, you know
01:06:08.720 Because having a vagina, that's definitely Jesus 1.00
01:06:11.720 You know, if I had a wiener that had like a little
01:06:14.720 Grocery bag hooked to it
01:06:16.720 I'd probably be running drugs all the time
01:06:20.720 Doing this or doing that
01:06:21.720 Stealing squashes or stealing a couple of
01:06:23.720 What are those things where you put the butter on them
01:06:26.720 And people like them kind of
01:06:27.720 But they don't really like them
01:06:29.720 Asparagus, no
01:06:31.720 I'm talking about
01:06:33.720 Artichokes
01:06:35.720 So
01:06:37.720 And a vagina 1.00
01:06:39.720 That's one of the problems
01:06:40.720 If you have drugs or something
01:06:42.720 A vagina becomes basically just a place to hide something in your body 1.00
01:06:45.720 And
01:06:48.720 So when you have addiction
01:06:49.720 You don't think of it, you know
01:06:51.720 You don't even think of this as a feminine
01:06:54.720 Area anymore
01:06:55.720 You think of it as just a tool chest
01:06:58.720 You know, you think of it as just a little
01:07:00.720 Like a chest of drawers
01:07:02.720 Oh, I'll put this dope right here
01:07:05.720 In this crazy, you know
01:07:07.720 In between my legs
01:07:08.720 In this extra
01:07:10.720 You know, this kind of just like a
01:07:12.720 You know, a little glory bucket
01:07:15.720 Or just like a
01:07:17.720 Satchel
01:07:19.720 So
01:07:20.720 Man
01:07:23.720 It's unfortunate, you know
01:07:24.720 Maybe this
01:07:25.720 Here's the thing
01:07:28.720 Maybe this will be the thing
01:07:30.720 That shakes her back into reality
01:07:33.720 Because everybody
01:07:34.720 You got to hit your bottom
01:07:35.720 Before you
01:07:37.720 Start to get a foundation
01:07:40.720 And everybody's bottom is a different place
01:07:42.720 Some people's bottom is way up here
01:07:44.720 It's not a low bottom
01:07:45.720 Some people have that low bottom
01:07:46.720 They just real sonic the hedgehog
01:07:50.720 When it comes to the drugs
01:07:51.720 Or the, you know
01:07:53.720 Pornography or whatever
01:07:57.720 And it's a fight
01:07:58.720 And it's a struggle
01:07:59.720 And I hope that she gets it
01:08:01.720 I hope that this is a blessing in disguise
01:08:03.720 And this is that thing
01:08:05.720 This is the merry-go-round
01:08:07.720 That turns her back to, you know
01:08:08.720 To reality
01:08:10.720 And a year from now
01:08:11.720 You see her come around the edge
01:08:12.720 And they got a mirror by her
01:08:13.720 And like a fake horse
01:08:14.720 And a damn
01:08:16.720 You know, cinnamon stick
01:08:18.720 And she's on a damn 1.00
01:08:19.720 You know, she's coming around the bend 1.00
01:08:21.720 And
01:08:23.720 Because yeah, there's not
01:08:25.720 I mean, it's
01:08:26.720 It's funny because the things we do
01:08:27.720 When we're in addiction
01:08:29.720 Some of them are just cries for help
01:08:31.720 And maybe that's what this is
01:08:34.720 In a weird way
01:08:36.720 But I wish her well
01:08:37.720 And I think it's sweet that you care about her
01:08:39.720 So much
01:08:41.720 And
01:08:42.720 I mean, who knows
01:08:43.720 She could be
01:08:44.720 60 days sober
01:08:45.720 And
01:08:46.720 And really have a whole new perspective
01:08:48.720 And hopefully this will be that for her
01:08:50.720 All right
01:08:55.720 What else, man?
01:08:56.720 We got to pay the bills here
01:08:58.720 And you guys, if you want to support the podcast
01:09:00.720 Then support it
01:09:01.720 Because we'll take it
01:09:03.720 You know, I want to let you know
01:09:04.720 That if you are struggling with something
01:09:06.720 And I struggle
01:09:08.720 Look, I'm struggling right now with pornography, man
01:09:09.720 I've had
01:09:11.720 You know, I was doing well
01:09:12.720 And then this past
01:09:14.720 Really, this past six months, man
01:09:15.720 I've really had a tough time with
01:09:17.720 Not pornography as much, but
01:09:20.720 Cigarettes
01:09:22.720 And just
01:09:24.720 Man, but I'm tired
01:09:25.720 I'm tired of swimming in the same circle
01:09:27.720 I'm tired of it, man
01:09:28.720 I'm tired of when the
01:09:32.720 When the rat hits the road
01:09:35.720 Of, you know
01:09:37.720 Not having enough cheese in the fridge
01:09:40.720 To fucking say, okay
01:09:41.720 It's going to be different this time
01:09:44.720 So
01:09:47.720 Yeah, and it's just
01:09:49.720 You know, it's a battle
01:09:50.720 We stay fighting though
01:09:52.720 You know, we stay fighting
01:09:54.720 And that's what we do here
01:09:55.720 And I hope that your cousin does the same
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01:13:52.720 You know, yeah, I've been struggling a lot
01:13:54.720 With the cigarettes recently
01:13:55.720 And I'm just tired of just going in these circles
01:13:57.720 Man
01:13:59.720 At a certain point
01:14:00.720 I just gotta fucking
01:14:01.720 Be strong enough
01:14:02.720 To just get
01:14:03.720 Just
01:14:05.720 But then it's like
01:14:06.720 Man, I don't wanna not have anything
01:14:08.720 You know
01:14:10.720 You know, can't drink
01:14:11.720 Can't do drugs
01:14:12.720 Can't
01:14:13.720 It's just hard, man
01:14:14.720 It's hard sometimes
01:14:22.720 You know, and I know there's better stuff out there
01:14:23.720 To make me feel good
01:14:24.720 I know those things
01:14:25.720 But sometimes it's still like
01:14:27.720 You know, you just wanna
01:14:30.720 You just
01:14:34.720 You know, I don't like
01:14:35.720 Not being able to do what I wanna do
01:14:37.720 I don't like something or someone telling me
01:14:46.720 I'm one telling me
01:14:48.720 What I can and can't do
01:14:58.720 But
01:15:01.720 That's just small picture me
01:15:03.720 And big picture me knows that
01:15:04.720 That
01:15:07.720 That there's better ways to
01:15:11.720 There's better methods
01:15:13.720 And there's better things I can do
01:15:17.720 That will actually bring me some long-term joy
01:15:21.720 Than just getting that short-term fucking
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01:17:16.720 Man
01:17:18.720 I wish I had a cousin
01:17:19.720 That had a couple kilos on him
01:17:20.720 When I used to go hard
01:17:22.720 Damn bro
01:17:25.720 God
01:17:27.720 Sometimes you just want that cocaine snake
01:17:29.720 To just climb up into your body dude
01:17:31.720 And start looking for fucking
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01:17:34.720 You feel me?
01:17:36.720 Man
01:17:37.720 Sometimes you just want a big cocaine snake
01:17:39.720 To just climb right up into your ass boy
01:17:42.720 Alright let's take a call here
01:17:43.720 Onward
01:17:45.720 Hey Theo
01:17:47.720 Um
01:17:48.720 I'm calling from Texas
01:17:49.720 Um
01:17:50.720 But
01:17:51.720 Anyways I'm calling cause
01:17:52.720 I don't know
01:17:53.720 I
01:17:54.720 I have
01:17:55.720 This is an issue
01:17:57.720 Um
01:17:58.720 My brother
01:17:59.720 I
01:18:00.720 I feel like I kinda hate him
01:18:01.720 I feel like he doesn't really give a shit about me
01:18:04.720 Um
01:18:05.720 Growing up as a kid like
01:18:07.720 We were
01:18:08.720 We lived with our mom
01:18:09.720 She was divorced
01:18:10.720 Like uh
01:18:11.720 Whenever my dad would say he was gonna come pick me up
01:18:13.720 I would like always look out the window
01:18:15.720 My dad would never show up and shit
01:18:16.720 Every time I heard the car drive by
01:18:18.720 I would always run on the window and look out
01:18:19.720 See if it was him
01:18:20.720 But it wasn't
01:18:22.720 And I remember my brother always telling me like
01:18:24.720 Like calling me stupid
01:18:25.720 Saying he doesn't love us
01:18:26.720 He doesn't care about us
01:18:27.720 Like what am I doing
01:18:29.720 And then
01:18:30.720 When I'm 19
01:18:31.720 I find out
01:18:32.720 Like when my dad dies
01:18:33.720 Um
01:18:34.720 I find out that my brother
01:18:35.720 Had a relationship with him
01:18:36.720 At some point
01:18:37.720 Like they were hanging out
01:18:38.720 They were doing shit together
01:18:40.720 And I didn't find out
01:18:41.720 Until after my dad died
01:18:42.720 And I found out because my dad died
01:18:45.720 And that really
01:18:46.720 Makes me feel a lot of resentment
01:18:47.720 Towards my brother
01:18:48.720 Because it's like what the fuck
01:18:50.720 Why are you keeping me from him
01:18:51.720 And from me
01:18:53.720 Maybe it wasn't his choice
01:18:54.720 I don't know
01:18:55.720 I have a lot of issues with him
01:18:56.720 And I don't know how to tell him
01:18:58.720 Or really talk to him about it
01:18:59.720 But uh
01:19:00.720 Hopefully
01:19:01.720 Maybe you can shut some light
01:19:02.720 I don't know man
01:19:04.720 Gang bro
01:19:05.720 Thanks for calling man
01:19:06.720 I really appreciate it
01:19:07.720 That's nice of you to
01:19:09.720 To uh
01:19:10.720 To call on
01:19:11.720 I'm sorry to hear about the situation
01:19:13.720 You know
01:19:14.720 A lot of it I can relate to
01:19:15.720 Because my brother and I
01:19:16.720 Had a similar relationship
01:19:17.720 You know
01:19:18.720 We didn't get along really
01:19:19.720 When we were kids
01:19:20.720 We did
01:19:21.720 Connectivity
01:19:22.720 You know
01:19:23.720 My brother and I were brothers
01:19:24.720 By blood
01:19:25.720 But there was no real
01:19:28.720 You know
01:19:29.720 Our family
01:19:30.720 We didn't love each other
01:19:31.720 There was no
01:19:32.720 You know
01:19:33.720 No one ever taught us
01:19:34.720 Like oh we're a family
01:19:35.720 And we stick together
01:19:36.720 There was none of that kind of shit
01:19:37.720 I just
01:19:38.720 I just felt like
01:19:39.720 I'd just been sentenced
01:19:40.720 In a house with 0.75
01:19:41.720 A couple other people
01:19:43.720 And
01:19:44.720 It was because
01:19:45.720 There was no connection
01:19:48.720 Um
01:19:53.720 You know
01:19:54.720 I think one of the ways
01:19:55.720 Somehow that you can
01:19:59.720 I don't think you can hold
01:20:00.720 Your brother
01:20:02.720 You can't hold it
01:20:03.720 Against him
01:20:04.720 That he didn't share
01:20:05.720 Your dad with
01:20:06.720 You
01:20:07.720 Once he met him
01:20:08.720 Once they hung out
01:20:09.720 Or whatever
01:20:11.720 Your dad was the one
01:20:12.720 Probably
01:20:13.720 You know
01:20:14.720 Who chose not to be around
01:20:15.720 Unless your mother didn't allow him to be around
01:20:16.720 That happens sometimes
01:20:18.720 Sometimes the mother
01:20:19.720 They don't allow it
01:20:21.720 But if that's not the case
01:20:22.720 Then
01:20:24.720 If your dad didn't
01:20:25.720 If he wasn't there man
01:20:26.720 He wasn't there
01:20:28.720 So once your brother
01:20:29.720 Kind of got to spend time
01:20:30.720 Like that little bit of time
01:20:31.720 Or whatever
01:20:33.720 You know
01:20:34.720 I think you're really mad at your dad
01:20:35.720 And
01:20:38.720 And
01:20:39.720 I think that there's probably
01:20:40.720 Like a grieving
01:20:41.720 You know
01:20:42.720 I think there's
01:20:43.720 There might be a grieving program
01:20:44.720 Or a 12 step program
01:20:45.720 That you could use
01:20:46.720 For grieving
01:20:48.720 That you could join
01:20:50.720 For loss
01:20:52.720 You know
01:20:53.720 That people have lost someone
01:20:54.720 And
01:20:55.720 They might be able to help you in there
01:20:56.720 You might be able to have a
01:20:58.720 Gather something from them
01:21:00.720 That's what I think
01:21:01.720 Even if you just went in there
01:21:02.720 And listened to their stories
01:21:03.720 Even if you didn't think you could relate
01:21:05.720 I bet
01:21:06.720 Some of the feelings they have
01:21:07.720 Surrounding loss
01:21:09.720 And
01:21:10.720 And missed opportunities
01:21:13.720 But that was your dad
01:21:15.720 Your dad's opportunity
01:21:16.720 That you missed
01:21:17.720 That he missed
01:21:19.720 You know
01:21:20.720 He missed the chance to get to know you
01:21:21.720 You know
01:21:24.720 And so often we like
01:21:26.720 You know we just
01:21:30.720 It's so fun
01:21:31.720 It's so amazing how like
01:21:32.720 How much of a young man
01:21:34.720 Is all we want is just
01:21:37.720 To see our dad
01:21:38.720 To see us
01:21:41.720 It's almost like it's just
01:21:43.720 Your only real purpose
01:21:45.720 Is to make you
01:21:47.720 Is to
01:21:48.720 For our father to see us
01:21:50.720 To recognize us
01:21:52.720 You know
01:21:53.720 Our fathers
01:21:54.720 They're just a boy
01:21:55.720 You know
01:22:00.720 Sadly they're just a boy
01:22:01.720 They're just
01:22:02.720 You know
01:22:03.720 They become a man
01:22:04.720 But
01:22:05.720 Sometimes they don't
01:22:07.720 Sometimes somebody
01:22:08.720 Didn't teach them well
01:22:10.720 You know
01:22:13.720 And sometimes
01:22:14.720 It's interesting
01:22:15.720 Because it goes down
01:22:16.720 Generation to generation 0.80
01:22:17.720 And
01:22:18.720 You know
01:22:19.720 You have to beat your anger
01:22:20.720 That you have to find
01:22:21.720 Some way
01:22:24.720 Or
01:22:25.720 I don't know if you have to
01:22:26.720 But you don't have to do anything
01:22:30.720 But
01:22:32.720 The way that humanity wins
01:22:34.720 Is if we're able to cut off
01:22:35.720 The problem
01:22:39.720 You know
01:22:40.720 If we're able to change our heart
01:22:41.720 Or change our ways
01:22:43.720 So that we say
01:22:44.720 I'm not going to do the same thing
01:22:45.720 That happened to me
01:22:47.720 Because the easy thing
01:22:49.720 And the way that you have
01:22:52.720 An easy way out
01:22:53.720 Is if you have a kid one day
01:22:54.720 You don't really
01:22:55.720 You're not there for the kid
01:22:57.720 You always have somebody to blame
01:22:59.720 You can blame your dad
01:23:00.720 You always have somebody to blame
01:23:02.720 A lot can just blame him
01:23:04.720 And that's the easy way out
01:23:07.720 And nobody could really
01:23:08.720 People can point fingers at you
01:23:09.720 But really they point them at you
01:23:10.720 And then they point them
01:23:12.720 Upwards over at your daddy
01:23:16.720 But the
01:23:17.720 The mastery
01:23:18.720 I think in life
01:23:19.720 Comes if we're able to stop
01:23:20.720 The
01:23:24.720 Stop that
01:23:25.720 That inherited
01:23:28.720 Just dang fuckery bruh 1.00
01:23:31.720 I mean it's sheer dang fuckery bruh
01:23:34.720 SDF
01:23:36.720 And just to be able to stop it
01:23:38.720 And to be able to find
01:23:40.720 You find some way
01:23:42.720 You know whether it's through a program
01:23:44.720 Or through talking with others
01:23:45.720 Or whatever it is dude
01:23:47.720 Where you're able to
01:23:49.720 Find a way to forgive him
01:23:51.720 And find empowerment inside of yourself
01:23:53.720 So when you're a dad one day
01:23:55.720 Or
01:23:57.720 That you won't let the same thing happen
01:23:59.720 You don't let it happen with you and your kid
01:24:01.720 Your kid never knows any of those feelings
01:24:04.720 What that's like
01:24:07.720 You know and that's how we win
01:24:09.720 That's how we win
01:24:10.720 And it sucks man
01:24:13.720 It sucks sometimes because the way
01:24:15.720 You know but if
01:24:16.720 If that's not how you get here
01:24:18.720 Like if you don't
01:24:20.720 That's how you got here
01:24:22.720 You don't exist otherwise
01:24:24.720 The only way you exist is
01:24:27.720 With that mom and that dad
01:24:30.720 That's the only way you exist
01:24:33.720 And that's a blessing
01:24:36.720 You're here, this is it, this is the ride bruh
01:24:38.720 And it's bareback man
01:24:41.720 You know and I think just do your best to love your brother
01:24:48.720 You know he probably
01:24:50.720 You don't know what it was like for him
01:24:52.720 You know and if he doesn't communicate it that well
01:24:56.720 Or doesn't communicate it the way you want it to be communicated with him
01:24:59.720 Then that's just
01:25:01.720 He's gonna be what he's gonna be
01:25:02.720 Be what he's gonna be
01:25:05.720 And you can't hold it against him
01:25:07.720 You just gotta find some way to just find some joy
01:25:10.720 And to stop that thing from happening
01:25:13.720 You know that's when we win
01:25:15.720 When we stop
01:25:17.720 We're not gonna pass this thing down again
01:25:20.720 We're gonna change our behavior
01:25:24.720 And so this doesn't happen to me
01:25:26.720 Because the blessing is you could have been your father
01:25:31.720 What if you, you know
01:25:33.720 You know the higher powers that move you guys up a generation
01:25:37.720 And you could be, what if you were your dad
01:25:39.720 And you had a son and you don't see him
01:25:41.720 But that's not what they did
01:25:47.720 They said hey we're gonna make you the son
01:25:49.720 We're gonna make you the pivotal piece that can change it
01:25:52.720 That can change the behavior and change the course
01:25:55.720 Because you're gonna need a shovel
01:26:00.720 The river's running like this
01:26:01.720 You're gonna need a shovel
01:26:03.720 And you're gonna have to do some work
01:26:05.720 To bend that waterway
01:26:08.720 And create a different, you know, a different
01:26:12.720 Traversion of water
01:26:14.720 We gotta get a new canal going
01:26:16.720 And that's really a blessing man
01:26:21.720 That the higher powers of the universe
01:26:23.720 Put it on you
01:26:25.720 They said this is the boy that can do it
01:26:27.720 He's the one that can go through this part
01:26:30.720 Where he gets left out by his father
01:26:32.720 And he's the one who can turn this river, you know
01:26:35.720 He's the one who can do it
01:26:39.720 Because it could have been
01:26:42.720 You could have been up a generation
01:26:44.720 And you just be the daddy
01:26:45.720 And you have a son
01:26:46.720 And you're out bowling or something
01:26:48.720 Or doing fucking frisbee golf or something
01:26:51.720 And doing coke
01:26:52.720 And you never see your son
01:26:54.720 But that's not what they did
01:26:56.720 Your dad took that L
01:26:59.720 And if you think it was probably enjoyable for your father
01:27:03.720 I bet it wasn't man
01:27:07.720 I couldn't imagine anything more painful than not seeing my kid
01:27:12.720 Even if I would pretend there wasn't
01:27:14.720 Even if I would pretend it wasn't painful
01:27:17.720 I couldn't imagine anything
01:27:19.720 That in my real heart of heart would hurt me more I bet
01:27:23.720 And I don't even have a damn kid, bro
01:27:25.720 So
01:27:27.720 But who knows man
01:27:29.720 They got children out there, you know
01:27:31.720 Two six year olds just came out of the closet, bro
01:27:34.720 So it's
01:27:39.720 It's getting, you know
01:27:40.720 Things are changing
01:27:41.720 It's getting unique out there
01:27:43.720 Dude, I wish my nuts were square, man
01:27:45.720 Don't you?
01:27:46.720 Do you ever wish your nuts were square?
01:27:49.720 I would stack them, bro
01:27:51.720 You'd hear them
01:27:53.720 Stack them bad cats
01:27:55.720 Oh, that nut stacker
01:27:57.720 You know who he is
01:27:59.720 Everybody would know
01:28:00.720 Alright, let's take this call right here
01:28:03.720 Hey Theo, my name's Evan Natson
01:28:05.720 I'm calling you from Westbrook, Minnesota
01:28:07.720 Hey Evan, thank you for calling, man
01:28:09.720 And Minnesota
01:28:11.720 Beautiful place out there
01:28:13.720 They have the, that's where the Mississippi River begins
01:28:16.720 Up there in Lake Itasca
01:28:18.720 And you can pee in it right there at the top
01:28:20.720 And I mean it's only about half a foot wide
01:28:22.720 So it's real easy to
01:28:24.720 Just kind of pee right into
01:28:26.720 Onward
01:28:28.720 About three and a half hours south of Minneapolis
01:28:30.720 Down here in the country
01:28:32.720 Okay, you're down there near Iowa then
01:28:33.720 You're close
01:28:34.720 And people don't know, a lot of people
01:28:36.720 You know, don't know how land is
01:28:37.720 And so they don't know that Minnesota and Iowa share a border
01:28:40.720 Onward
01:28:41.720 Kind of made a full circle move myself
01:28:43.720 I've been living up in the cities
01:28:45.720 Living down in Mankato
01:28:47.720 Kind of doing my thing for a while
01:28:48.720 You know, you just kind of get to that age
01:28:50.720 Where family just kind of takes a different perspective
01:28:53.720 And you know, my dad
01:28:55.720 Kind of had an accident when I was in high school
01:28:57.720 He's got some back issues, you know
01:28:59.720 And to hear him struggling, you know
01:29:01.720 Working his butt off all the time
01:29:03.720 You know, I'm the older brother of two
01:29:05.720 You know, so kind of felt like I needed to step up
01:29:07.720 That type of thing
01:29:09.720 So I'm back home, we're farming, it's harvest time
01:29:11.720 Getting those soybeans and that sweet corn out of the ground
01:29:15.720 So it's just, I've been feeling good, man
01:29:18.720 Dude, that's awesome, man
01:29:20.720 It's beautiful to get back and help your dad
01:29:21.720 You over there
01:29:23.720 And that's family romance right there
01:29:25.720 When you care about somebody and you go help them
01:29:27.720 That's family romance, bro
01:29:30.720 When that love for your family
01:29:32.720 Because we go through these stages
01:29:34.720 I find anyway, I go through these stages
01:29:35.720 Where it's like, you don't love
01:29:37.720 You know, you're just thinking about yourself
01:29:38.720 And it's your own life
01:29:39.720 And you're sprouting like a bean
01:29:41.720 But then you start to get big
01:29:42.720 And you realize, oh man
01:29:44.720 You know, I really, I miss my roots
01:29:46.720 You know, I love being a plant
01:29:49.720 But, man, I just, I really miss my roots
01:29:57.720 Let's hear more
01:29:58.720 Didn't think I'd ever end up back home
01:30:01.720 In my hometown where I came from
01:30:02.720 But, you know, working with my family
01:30:04.720 And being around my brother
01:30:06.720 It's just, it's just been a humbling experience
01:30:08.720 I'm just feeling good, man
01:30:10.720 But I just want to send some love out
01:30:12.720 Gang, gang, getting them hitters 0.77
01:30:14.720 Talks on that corn
01:30:16.720 8am to 1am, baby
01:30:18.720 Let's go, get it
01:30:20.720 Gang, bruh 0.88
01:30:21.720 And you gotta love corn
01:30:22.720 If you don't love corn
01:30:23.720 Then something's wrong with you
01:30:24.720 Think about yourself
01:30:26.720 Do you love corn?
01:30:27.720 If you said no
01:30:29.720 Something's wrong with you
01:30:31.720 Something's wrong with you
01:30:33.720 Because, dude, you think about all the kind of corn they have
01:30:37.720 Corn
01:30:39.720 Sweet corn
01:30:41.720 Candy corn
01:30:43.720 Regular corn
01:30:45.720 Popcorn
01:30:47.720 Corn on the cob
01:30:48.720 Corn bread
01:30:51.720 Cornish game hen
01:30:53.720 Corn
01:30:55.720 Unicorn
01:30:58.720 I mean, that's
01:31:03.720 If having
01:31:05.720 If having nine types of corn ain't enough for you
01:31:08.720 Then
01:31:10.720 And if you said no to all nine types
01:31:14.720 Then yeah, something's wrong with you
01:31:15.720 And you probably shouldn't be alive
01:31:16.720 That's all I'm saying
01:31:19.720 And I'm not threatening you
01:31:21.720 This ain't nothing like that
01:31:23.720 I'm just saying
01:31:25.720 If one out of nine types of corn
01:31:28.720 You can't
01:31:30.720 Exacerbate to one of them
01:31:32.720 Then
01:31:34.720 You are the problem
01:31:36.720 You think corn's the problem?
01:31:38.720 Nine times?
01:31:40.720 Corn comes at you nine different ways
01:31:41.720 Nine different ways
01:31:44.720 And you can
01:31:45.720 Every time you can't
01:31:47.720 You know
01:31:48.720 Find a comfortable landing space
01:31:50.720 Inside of your heart
01:31:52.720 For that
01:31:54.720 C-O-R-N boy 1.00
01:31:56.720 Then you're the problem
01:31:59.720 There should be a corn test
01:32:02.720 You just
01:32:03.720 You do one after the other
01:32:04.720 In front of some person
01:32:05.720 All nine, bro
01:32:09.720 Sayonara, boy
01:32:11.720 Welcome to sword practice, boy
01:32:13.720 You going to heaven
01:32:15.720 So
01:32:17.720 But
01:32:19.720 You know
01:32:20.720 It's never too late, bro
01:32:22.720 You know
01:32:23.720 This young man didn't think he was going to be out there
01:32:25.720 And now he's back at home
01:32:26.720 And it's just
01:32:28.720 Man
01:32:29.720 It's like
01:32:30.720 No matter what we're doing
01:32:31.720 It's like
01:32:32.720 If it's going to be joyous
01:32:33.720 We got to make it joyous
01:32:35.720 Joy don't just happen
01:32:36.720 You know
01:32:37.720 We got to bring it
01:32:40.720 You know
01:32:41.720 Change just doesn't happen
01:32:42.720 We say it all the time
01:32:43.720 But yeah
01:32:44.720 Nothing changes
01:32:45.720 If nothing changes
01:32:47.720 Tomorrow
01:32:48.720 You're not going to wake up
01:32:49.720 And your relationship's going to be different
01:32:52.720 It's not going to happen
01:32:53.720 Unless you do something to
01:32:55.720 Affect it
01:32:58.720 And I'm not telling you what to do
01:33:00.720 I don't know what I'm talking about
01:33:03.720 But I'm telling you that
01:33:04.720 I've spent time
01:33:06.720 You know
01:33:07.720 And loved somebody
01:33:08.720 But I didn't care enough to
01:33:10.720 Do a lot of the work that it takes to
01:33:13.720 Make it mean something
01:33:14.720 It means something
01:33:23.720 And when the game
01:33:24.720 And when that
01:33:25.720 And when it ends
01:33:26.720 If it ends
01:33:27.720 You don't
01:33:29.720 You want to look back at the game
01:33:30.720 And just
01:33:33.720 You want to have played it
01:33:34.720 You know
01:33:35.720 Have
01:33:40.720 Have played it
01:33:45.720 And
01:33:48.720 Yeah it's never too late
01:33:49.720 You know
01:33:50.720 It's never too late
01:33:52.720 To get
01:33:53.720 I was talking about this last week
01:33:54.720 And I don't know why I'm saying it
01:33:55.720 I'm not
01:33:56.720 I'm just talking
01:33:57.720 Because I need to hear myself
01:33:58.720 Say these things
01:33:59.720 You know
01:34:00.720 It's never too late to
01:34:03.720 To not give up on yourself
01:34:09.720 You know
01:34:10.720 And to get out of your brain
01:34:11.720 And get into action
01:34:13.720 And make some changes
01:34:15.720 And it can be small
01:34:17.720 But to tell somebody you love them
01:34:19.720 To spend some time with that kiddo
01:34:21.720 To take them to that bishop gun show
01:34:23.720 And see a balloon race
01:34:24.720 Instead of just relaxing for the afternoon
01:34:30.720 You know
01:34:31.720 To surprise your wife with lunch
01:34:32.720 Or your loved one or something
01:34:34.720 Or even if your wife
01:34:36.720 If you are
01:34:38.720 If you want to
01:34:39.720 If you are someone
01:34:41.720 You know
01:34:42.720 If you have more of a homoerotic kind of tendency 0.99
01:34:44.720 Surprise your same sex loved one
01:34:46.720 With a sandwich
01:34:48.720 Or with a 0.54
01:34:50.720 You know one of them four inch rounds
01:34:51.720 I think is back at Subway
01:34:53.720 Get them something
01:34:55.720 You know
01:34:56.720 There's nothing more beautiful
01:34:57.720 Than two people out there
01:34:59.720 Eating a four inch round
01:35:00.720 Or something
01:35:03.720 There's just
01:35:04.720 You know
01:35:07.720 It's a limited time
01:35:08.720 But it's never too late
01:35:09.720 To get over
01:35:10.720 It's never too late
01:35:11.720 To adjust that flow
01:35:13.720 And there's no better time
01:35:15.720 Really to
01:35:16.720 To surprise people
01:35:17.720 Or to bring somebody back
01:35:18.720 Into your life
01:35:19.720 Or to adjust the pattern
01:35:20.720 That's going on
01:35:21.720 Than the holidays
01:35:23.720 It's the olive branch
01:35:24.720 Of the calendar
01:35:27.720 Forgiveness is built into it
01:35:31.720 Do you go
01:35:32.720 You take somebody
01:35:33.720 To an orange latte
01:35:34.720 Or somebody
01:35:35.720 Get somebody a spice
01:35:37.720 You know
01:35:38.720 One of them cornucopia hats
01:35:39.720 Or something
01:35:40.720 Buy somebody a damn clove
01:35:42.720 There's a million opportunities
01:35:44.720 To really
01:35:46.720 To blend
01:35:47.720 To blend
01:35:50.720 And
01:35:53.720 You got this shit
01:35:55.720 And we go fucking hard son
01:35:58.720 And we don't give up on ourselves
01:36:00.720 And we change the tune
01:36:02.720 We change the tune baby
01:36:05.720 Let's go
01:36:06.720 You know what I'm saying?
01:36:07.720 Let's go
01:36:09.720 We got this shit
01:36:10.720 And they say
01:36:12.720 You can't do it
01:36:13.720 And you can do it
01:36:14.720 And you say
01:36:15.720 You can't do it
01:36:16.720 That's the crazy part
01:36:17.720 A lot of times
01:36:18.720 The they 0.92
01:36:19.720 Is you
01:36:20.720 It's me
01:36:21.720 It's us
01:36:22.720 It's ourselves
01:36:25.720 You know I sometimes think
01:36:26.720 How can my worst enemy
01:36:27.720 Live in my head?
01:36:29.720 But that's the challenge of life
01:36:32.720 That's what separates
01:36:33.720 You know people just muskrats 1.00
01:36:37.720 From mountain cats baby
01:36:39.720 The one that can see
01:36:40.720 What their brain is trying to do to them
01:36:43.720 And the one that says
01:36:45.720 Starts getting that brain to work for them
01:36:50.720 And we got this
01:36:55.720 We got this man
01:36:58.720 Good luck to everybody out there
01:37:00.720 Have a good day
01:37:03.720 Have a good night
01:37:05.720 Tickle somebody 0.99
01:37:06.720 Tickle your spouse 0.61
01:37:07.720 When was the last time you tickled them?
01:37:09.720 Tickle your fucking cousin bruh 0.99
01:37:11.720 Tickle your fat cousin 1.00
01:37:13.720 You know he gonna like it bruh
01:37:15.720 He say he don't like it
01:37:16.720 He gonna like it
01:37:19.720 You know it's okay man
01:37:22.720 Buy somebody a little thing of tater tots for lunch bruh
01:37:27.720 Somebody at work you think y'all don't get along
01:37:29.720 Buy him a shake or something
01:37:32.720 Buy him a strawberry shake
01:37:33.720 Buy him a snack
01:37:37.720 You see some little fella 0.79
01:37:39.720 You know
01:37:41.720 He dressed up like a mermaid
01:37:43.720 Pick his throw his little ass up 1.00
01:37:46.720 You know put him in an aquarium bruh
01:37:48.720 Repurpose that little bastard
01:37:50.720 You know
01:37:53.720 It's never too late
01:37:54.720 And as always
01:38:00.720 This is Stevie Starlight
01:38:02.720 And he's been with us since the beginning man
01:38:04.720 This music man
01:38:06.720 With his hit
01:38:07.720 It's never too late
01:38:09.720 To come over
01:38:10.720 That's it
01:38:27.720 That's it
01:38:28.720 I'll make a dream
01:38:29.720 Higher than a mountain
01:38:30.720 Make a dream higher than a mountain
01:38:31.720 Set me free
01:38:32.720 I'll make a dream
01:38:33.720 Higher than a mountain
01:38:34.720 Make a dream higher than a mountain
01:38:35.720 Set me free
01:38:36.720 Just don't say goodbye
01:38:37.720 Set me free
01:38:39.720 Just don't say goodbye
01:38:40.720 Set me free baby
01:38:41.720 Just don't say goodbye
01:38:43.720 I'll make a dream
01:38:52.680 Higher than a mountain
01:38:56.200 Make a dream higher than a mountain
01:38:59.200 Set me free
01:39:01.200 Just don't say goodbye
01:39:04.620 Set me free, baby. Just don't say goodbye
01:39:07.080 It's you and me
01:39:09.780 Enjoy the destination
01:39:13.260 Fantasy
01:39:17.920 Painted on the wall
01:39:22.020 It's never too late
01:39:28.520 To come over
01:39:31.120 Time slips away
01:39:36.880 From you and me now
01:39:39.720 Fuck yeah
01:39:42.080 So don't hesitate
01:39:45.200 To come over
01:39:48.200 You owe it to yourself
01:39:50.840 Why must we wait
01:39:54.940 When we're alive
01:39:57.340 And that's Stevie Starlight
01:40:03.500 Come over
01:40:04.540 And you can find that on YouTube
01:40:06.200 Stevie was a guest early on the show
01:40:09.420 And he's one of a kind
01:40:13.540 And so are you
01:40:15.140 And so am I
01:40:16.820 And we got this
01:40:19.100 You know sometimes it's not always the victory
01:40:25.060 Sometimes it's the fight
01:40:26.260 But
01:40:28.920 We don't give up
01:40:31.060 One more week
01:40:31.760 We did it
01:40:32.600 We here
01:40:33.040 You here
01:40:34.000 We're gonna be okay
01:40:38.480 You guys be good to yourselves
01:40:41.240 You deserve it
01:40:41.940 And thank you for reminding me to do the same
01:40:45.740 Okay
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01:41:02.660 Ladies and gentlemen
01:41:07.660 I'm Jonathan Kite
01:41:08.860 And welcome to Kite Club
01:41:10.180 A podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts
01:41:12.420 On things like current events
01:41:13.840 Stand-up stories
01:41:15.060 And seven ways to pleasure your partner
01:41:17.380 The answer may shock you
01:41:19.280 Sometimes I'll interview my friends
01:41:21.280 Sometimes I won't
01:41:22.620 And as always
01:41:24.160 I'll be joined by the voices in my head
01:41:26.100 You have three new voice messages
01:41:28.980 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club
01:41:31.980 I've been talking about Kite Club
01:41:33.980 For so long
01:41:34.780 Longer than anybody else
01:41:36.420 So great
01:41:37.220 Aye
01:41:38.220 Sweetie
01:41:38.940 Here's a deal
01:41:40.260 Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club
01:41:42.720 Is a dodgy bloody wanker
01:41:44.760 Jermaine
01:41:45.460 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese
01:41:48.760 And a McFlurry
01:41:49.780 Sorry sir
01:41:50.360 But our ice cream machine is broken
01:41:51.640 Oh no
01:41:53.500 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me
01:41:56.600 Anyway
01:41:57.080 First rule of Kite Club is
01:41:59.000 Tell everyone about Kite Club
01:42:00.720 Second rule of Kite Club is
01:42:02.640 Tell everyone about Kite Club
01:42:04.900 Third rule
01:42:05.680 Like and subscribe
01:42:06.840 Wherever you listen to podcasts
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01:42:10.060 Yeah
01:42:10.480 And yes
01:42:11.380 Don't worry
01:42:11.960 My Brad Pitt impression
01:42:13.200 Will get better