Good to Be Back ｜ This Past Weekend #237
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 23 minutes
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153.55995
Summary
This week on Drunk Outdoors, I talk about peeing in the woods, a new song, and a trip to the moon. I also get to meet a man who grew up in Nicaragua and talks about how hard it was growing up in a poor family.
Transcript
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You know I am boy. You know I'm that little titty kitty. You feel me? Meanwhile, you know sometimes I think about just covering my body in rare fur and just kind of milling around on a couple of, you know, titties.
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You know, them sternum nuggets, baby. Them big dogs. So that's where I'm at today.
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And when you do that, when you do actually do that, and you drink outdoors, it's really, one thing that's really, that really when I would drink outdoors in the past, that brought me a lot of joy was being able to urinate immediately.
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You know, inside, if you're in a domicile or you're in a homestead and you have to urinate or you have to pee out, you have to usually find a special area to pee, special area to drop water.
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But if you're outdoors, you can piss, you can, you know, you can flow out wherever, you can piss out wherever.
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Animals will see you urinating outside and they're not kind of, you know, they're not whispering to other animals, you know.
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Or he, you know, he, oh, you know, Tiffany has a real, you know, she has a real weak stream, doesn't she?
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He, you know, animals will not communicate with, they're not, they're not up to as much chicanery and as much, they're not making fun of you as much.
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Whereas indoors, if you're indoors, you got to pee, the dog follows you, you know, the parrot, if they have a parrot.
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It's like, you know, looking around in its cage, wondering where you went, but secretly knowing that you've kind of snuck off to urinate.
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And that's one thing that I do enjoy about, about if you are going to drink anything outdoors, Kool-Aid, water, milk.
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Milk doesn't make as much urine because your body steals a lot of it.
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Ice, carbonated water, carrot juice, other juices, those things can create, you know, a full, decent blast of urine.
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I just flew in, I got on this Nicaraguan hitter that somebody gave me.
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A beautiful young fella, I can't remember his name.
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And it was him and a couple of other Ragwans showed up over there.
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And this was in Milwaukee, outside of that Pabst Theater.
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You know, and this fella said he grew up over there in Nicaragua.
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And it just made me think of my dad growing up and when he was a kid and what he was doing.
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And my dad said when he was young that kids over there, they had a lot of poverty.
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And poverty, you know, that's when you, you know, you don't even have a wallet.
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It would just be just something like a little sack, kind of this, like a really kind of rectangle sack.
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And they, and he said, and my dad said that the other children sometimes would have to eat dirt.
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Because that always was in the back of my head thinking, oh, my belly could get real large.
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And I didn't want to be that kind of, you know, kind of fat and dirt and have dirt in me.
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It was this past like nine days has been crazy.
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I mean, you go, it started out in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
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And there's just, right when I got to the casino, the Wind Creek.
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You know, just a lot of wonderful people in the lobby and getting to meet them.
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And they were, you know, and the fellow was just real nervous to meet me.
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And he was like kind of started tearing up and stuff.
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You know, I locked arms with his, you know, his big beautiful ass.
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And we just stood there and just kind of held each other.
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It definitely, you know, I felt like just part of the Lord's homework right there.
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Then we drove over to, I don't even know, Philadelphia.
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You know, Irie Maness was out there with me and he had them binoculars.
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And so, we'd, you know, we'd drop scope on some Amish and just, you know, watch them.
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They were nice people crossing the street is what mostly we saw them do.
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We wanted to spend more time out there outside of Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
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That's where the Amish are really milling around and kind of, that's where you, you know,
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if you want to get a good recipe or something or that's where you kind of,
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I think it's almost, they don't, you got to almost sneak up and kiss them real fast.
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And we went, went to the bat, the football game.
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And the Steelers, boy, you talk about people enjoying.
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And you see people out there, they got a little bit of chipped ham on them.
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Everybody's talking about chipped ham over there by the stadium.
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And I thought chipped ham, I thought it was a guy at first.
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A lot of people licking their fingers out there.
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Uh, and that was probably the rowdiest crowd of the week.
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And where else, uh, finished off in Milwaukee and Madison.
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Which were two of the, uh, two of my, two of the best shows, really, I thought, of the week.
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It was just such a crazy, you know, we got this tour bus, this real small tour bus.
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He's sleeping in there and, you know, he said he wanted to, honestly, he said he wanted to touch women in there.
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And I told him I'd allow it, you know, during nighttime hours and as long as it was, uh, consensual.
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Because, you know, we got enough of the dark arts going on on our own side of the bed.
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And, um, and man, I think I got, you know, there was a moment in the week where I was keyed up and excited.
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And then I started to, like, I kind of forgot that I was, you know, that I just, I just kind of lost a little bit of, uh, not focus.
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But I just realized, oh, I have to really, I was just having trouble, honestly, just finding gratitude.
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And I don't know why, man, it made me so, it made me mad.
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You know, I want to be grateful and just feel the joy of, uh, of just every moment of life if I can.
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You know, I want to see people, you know, you know, see a couple of, you know, you might see a couple of little, uh, thick little fellas over there tickling each other or something.
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Or sharing a bowl or something or doing, you know, you know, you see some, uh, you know, a couple at a table and maybe it's their anniversary and they, you know, divvying up a couple of raviolis.
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And I want to be, I want to, I want to, you know, enjoy all the moments of life.
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And so, uh, so yeah, I really kind of after Indianapolis, I kind of had a moment of like regrouping and stuff.
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And, and after Detroit and tried to really just say, you know, just really focus on trying to be grateful.
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And just, uh, cause I want to feel the joys of the world, man.
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You know, I don't want to be, and I think I started to feel a little bit bad, dude.
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I was doing a little bit of masturbation this week.
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I don't know what happened, but something about you get into Ohio, you just start kind of jerking off.
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You know, I'll watch a Browns game or something, or I'll see, uh, you know, I'll see, um, the, uh, the Cavaliers on TV.
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And I don't think about touching myself or anything, you know, being real unique with my dick or anything.
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But then I got into that state and I just couldn't stop just, just doing it, dude.
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I just, you know, had a little bit of a setback there.
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And once I start doing it, then it's like this downward little, you know, kind of spiral where I'm just kind of pleasuring myself and not really, but just not feeling great about it.
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And sometimes the dark arts really bites you right in the fricking back of your nuts.
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You know, where nothing's ever supposed to put its teeth.
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And I kind of feel like a little bit of that's what happened.
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Um, so with that said, man, that's, you know, I'm back.
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And I'm just so thankful that so many people came out, man.
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It just, uh, you know, it just really just blew my mind, man.
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You know, and sometimes I think part of it is I just feel like I can't do enough to.
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Like, no matter what I do, it's not going to be enough to show my gratitude.
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I mean, I try, I try hard, but it's like, it's just tough.
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It's like, how do I show my gratitude to all these people at one time?
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You know, and I care about the stories that I tell and I care about the performance and, and I had a good time, man.
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And I hope that I can repay the favor to all of you guys, uh, for coming out and supporting me and just making me feel welcome.
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It goes, you know, it goes and, uh, let me think of some highlights we had.
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Ari got stuck at the gas station in, uh, in somewhere, Wisconsin, and we left him back there.
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And a friend of mine was telling me that, uh, her husband left her at a rest area one time for seven hours.
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She'd gotten out to urinate or whatever, and he, uh, thought she was resting in the back of the camper and took off.
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And he left her there and she didn't have any shoes on either.
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And it makes you wonder, well, what kind of guy leaves his wife at a rest area?
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Cause I could think of a thousand guys that would do that.
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You know, drop Susie off over there by the fricking, by the RA.
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But then it also makes you wonder, well, what kind of lady gets out of the rest area barefoot?
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Where millions of people are driving by sheerly to stop and urinate on the side of the road.
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So it definitely seems like those people are, at least they know that they are right for each other.
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So, um, Christopher, uh, he was in Detroit, man.
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He was doing a college over there and I got to go to dinner afterwards with him.
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We met up and, uh, Blake Griffins, the all-star, he's a basketballer, you know, and he's very diverse man.
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He probably have nine different ethnicities in him.
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I mean, if you beat him open, the Olympics are inside of him, you know, and he's just extremely diverse man, Blake Griffins.
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So we have to really get close to his food to eat it.
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So it's very unique watching somebody of that stature, you know, come down to a little French onion soup or something.
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Um, or a little salad plate, you know, but so even that was just a joy in its own right.
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You know, I know I'm name dropping, but just to watch a real tall person eat, you know, you don't get to see a lot of that.
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It almost feels like a little bit like you're at the zoo.
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When you get to see a real, real tall fella have to deal with even a little dessert in Blake Griffin's hands, it looked like a little, like a magic snack or something or like a, it almost looked like a pill he would take in the morning.
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So to watch a man of that stature is just very complex.
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You almost hope, want there to be a sunrise in the background or something or the Lion King playing or something.
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But that was, uh, that was a, that was a fun moment.
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Um, I want to tell you this too, that I got a show at the Wiltern in Los Angeles.
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That's going to be December 10th at the Wiltern in LA.
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And, uh, those tickets are going to go on sale, uh, tomorrow, Tuesday, October 15th.
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Uh, those tickets will go on sale and that's tomorrow at 10 AM Pacific standard time with the code onward and tickets go on sale to the general public this Friday, October 18th at 10 AM Pacific standard time.
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And that show is for December 10th at the Wiltern in Los Angeles.
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Um, and there's no VIP, uh, for that show, just general tickets.
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And it's going to be, it's going to be an awesome night.
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I'm hoping to have a couple of special guests pop onto the lineup with me.
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Um, so thank you guys for, uh, for supporting me as well.
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The Oxen Hill, the Maryland show and the Sayersville, New Jersey shows.
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You'll get updates about those this week, uh, locking in some dates right now.
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Um, you know, it's kind of sad to be doing like some of these shows.
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It's like the last time that I'll do these jokes in, uh, on stage, you know, it's kind of crazy.
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It's like almost like having, you know, you have these bits and you, you know, you have these stories and you, uh, I don't know.
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You know, I like telling them, you know, I'm grateful that, you know, I lived enough of them and was able to put them in a, some type of place, you know, or shape that I could present them to someone.
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You know, a lot of people come out and you see, you know, you see a mother, uh, they had a mother and son that came out and this week and, and it just, man, it makes you feel good.
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You know, and it's sometimes even it's like, uh, it's like, it's been hard for me this year to really feel a lot of stuff.
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Too busy to feel and not like I want it to be that way.
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It's just, you know, it's just been, I don't know.
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It's been a new experience of like being, having this much work to do.
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And, uh, and, uh, and just thank you guys for your patience while I figured it out and just continue to learn.
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And it's just been, it's been kind of a scary time, you know, like a lot's changed this year.
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Um, and it's weird cause it's like, I don't want it to change.
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Like, and maybe it hasn't, maybe I'm just feeling different on the inside or feeling strange or something.
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Uh, you know, it's definitely exciting, um, to have more of an audience, but it's also, it's a little spooky.
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You know, it's a little spooky, uh, um, because, I don't know.
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You just want to do, you know, you just want to treat people right.
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And so having people come out, it's like, I almost wish that I could be the concierge or the, you know, the usher, right?
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When they walk into the theater, I could be the person that welcomes them at the door.
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I could be the person that, like, I want to be all those people, you know, I think.
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I want to be able to, I want to be able to make sure that it's a good experience for you.
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So sometimes I just feel all this, and I, and I know that that's impossible.
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So it's this crazy, like, thing that my, that my brain or that my alcoholism makes up and just, you know, I have one of those brains that will always kind of make me feel bad about stuff or make me feel like I'm not doing something.
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I mean, if you, if you looked in my brain, there's definitely, there's a couple sandbars in it.
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I bet there's a bit of a, uh, compost heap somewhere near the back.
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There's definitely some birds kind of doing sex off to the side, probably sex birds, you know, a couple penis pigeons over there catching it.
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But, uh, so, but yeah, I mean, just, dude, the touring happens so fast.
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It's like, people are like, oh, did you get to do this in the city?
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You know, I had two days in Cleveland were like my biggest time of peace.
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And one of them, I got to go to CVS cause I had to get some, uh, minoxidil to keep my hair.
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And the other one, I did a yoga class there as well.
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Um, so yeah, you just, because you get to the place, it's usually about three or four when you get into the next city.
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One thing about the camper, you know, you just kind of can kick your feet up, listen to some tunes, be alive, have a water.
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Uh, you could try to sleep, but if you sleep in the back of a camper, every bump you hit, it lifts you in the air about eight inches.
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So it feels like you're just like somebody's fucking you, but it's just, they're not, it's just you bouncing.
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It almost feels like the whole world is just fucking you kind of from the side, you know, or that's why I laid face down because I'm not, if I'm, cause even after a while, I felt like the whole world is like kind of doing sex app at my butt or towards my butt.
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So I lay face down so that, you know, if the world's going to fuck me, it's going to straight up do it at my face or do it at my front so I can kind of defend myself against it.
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You know, that's the beautiful thing about this tour bus we had.
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And so you go lay in the back, but every bump you hit and it, I mean, it was intense.
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So a lot of people like, what do you mean, bucko?
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And that's where they take care out of the back and they put it in the front.
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And this man, Dr. Kahan over in Los Angeles, Dr. Kahan, I'm going to see him.
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And, and I'm intrigued, you know, like, you know, I just want to be preventative.
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I'm not ready to be away from my hair for the rest of my life yet.
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I think I have like separation anxiety when it comes to hair and stuff like that.
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It looks like it's, uh, you know, an Orthodox Jewish person or something, or it looks like a hippie.
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I mean, just we were, you know, we really just winter.
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You could feel this cold little, little man with a dirty stick kind of poking us on our butt and kind of, you know, jabbing at our B-holes a bit.
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you know a cold cold little kind of cold wet little hitter that little you know
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you know that uh pokeopotamus bro he was just jabbing at our freaking little nard hole
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and um and we stopped at a little pumpkin patch and it was beautiful man they had fresh animals
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right there newborn calves fresh poop they had fresh animal poop all over you could step and
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ship for free that was free and then they had different pumpkins and different gourd choices
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get you one get your little you get a spoonful applesauce half a dime
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half a dime for that little you know that little uh fruit scoop hitter and that's one thing that
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you got to love that about um wisconsin only in select states can you pull over on the side of
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the road and have somebody scoop half of a damn you know scoop of pureed uh you know choice sweet
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produce into your mouth for half a damn dime i mean and that's one thing you got to love about america
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and that's one thing i don't want to lose about this country you know that's one thing i do not
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want to lose about this country is the ability to just stop on the side of a road and find joy
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and they had all kind of pumpkins big pumpkins small pumpkins they had the pumpkin patch you know
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when they got the big old one they got one off to the side as a little freaking needle and it's uh
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you know when it's um carriage there's you know because everybody's suffering some and
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and just the whole they probably had about 6 000 pumpkins and about 400 of them were uh special needs
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it seemed like or had you know emotional issues or something very and it was interesting to see what
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kids would pick what pumpkin you know some kid they wanted the nice looking one some kid would pick
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kind of a kind of little rescue pumpkin you know the one you know it's kind of shaped a little
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maybe like a s a little and it won't even stand up right it just keeps falling on its side
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or you'd see you know some asshole kid would just go over and just kick a couple pumpkins some complete
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asshole some little antifa kid or whatever this guy was or whatever you know little freaking vegetable
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nazi or something you know we just but it was interesting to see and watch how the different
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children got the different one and what they chose made me feel like uh i don't know just made me feel
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just walking around looking at vegetables with strangers
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uh and just nice to just be out in the countryside and just see i mean in la you don't see anything
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you don't there's no countryside there's no birds i i mean
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i don't even i i don't know if i've seen a bird here in almost maybe five or six years
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but oh one city that really blew my mind indianapolis beautiful city
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i didn't realize it i just i'd never been you know
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i'd only been to the airport and driven over to um bloomington
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but it was just you know we got some scooters and we're scooting around
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and the police some guy had gotten hit by a truck or something he's laying on the ground
00:33:41.860
and so i pull up i'm kind of peeking at him you know and just
00:33:46.020
because i always wanted to see a body and see if you see something leave out of it
00:33:51.380
you know like at the end of a moment you know when
00:33:55.640
at the end of life so this um and then some some guys pull up and they say hey
00:34:03.640
you know gang gang bro we're going to your show
00:34:06.760
and they're like yelling at me i think they've been drinking they were nice guys but
00:34:15.560
and i'm the guys literally some guys laying there just been hit by a truck and there's two police officers
00:34:20.700
over them um and it was just so awkward i'm like guys i can't yell
00:34:26.620
over this guy if this guy's dead you know let's move up about 10 feet and discuss it
00:34:33.260
uh so that was probably you know that was pretty interactive one of a nice experience
00:34:39.160
what else i'm trying to think that was oh after the show in indianapolis there was a gang a grip of
00:34:46.700
people outside of the uh outside of the venue waiting to say hello and that was really touching
00:34:51.660
because that was one show during the week i was really having a tough time and uh and
00:34:58.460
you know i was just having a tough time and and uh and uh and i got outside and and there was a lot
00:35:09.160
of people there just waiting to say hey you know and uh just good people a friend of mine passed away
00:35:16.060
actually on tuesday night and i didn't find out till wednesday morning and uh it's nobody you guys
00:35:27.340
know it's a guy who's struggled with addiction and
00:35:45.980
you know this dude he was just a real real loving guy and he was just trying really hard to um
00:35:52.700
to kick the habit and to get you know to get better and
00:36:02.300
you know and i hope he's better now i hope he feels better now
00:36:19.740
because like addiction is something you it's an individual thing but it's a
00:36:25.260
it's a human condition that's it's a sourness that's seeping into people
00:36:31.660
and um man this guy the most charismatic person that maybe i've ever met this fella
00:36:39.020
and he just couldn't feel how much people love him i don't think he could feel it
00:36:50.220
and i hope he can feel it now man wherever he is you know
00:36:54.460
he's a special dude so that so that going into that day and that night that's uh we stopped and got
00:36:59.740
some bags a couple uh bags of fluid and um and just some tough just you know some tough runs but
00:37:11.020
let's get into some calls that came in you know let me quit thinking about myself here
00:37:17.580
and let me think about you guys and see what's going on in your world thanks for being a part of uh
00:37:22.780
of this past weekend gang love you guys take care of yourselves huh
00:37:32.780
hey theo this is uh greg from indiana so uh me and my friends went out and caught your show dude you
00:37:37.740
did phenomenal i actually just wanted to call and tell you so i was at uh work the other day
00:37:42.460
and i just been kind of in this like rut at work it's not a bad job but i just really want to get
00:37:47.100
out of it so i was catching up on some of your podcasts and um you said something like resonated
00:37:52.060
with me you know you said nothing changes if nothing changes i thought about it and i went home and i
00:37:58.620
applied for a job i'm probably not qualified for but i was like i'll just take a shot and the next day
00:38:03.740
i get a uh call from them have the interview it goes well she said she's gonna set me up with uh
00:38:09.260
in-person interview never even had it they uh email me a few days later and i got the job so now i'm
00:38:17.020
gonna be doing a job that i think i will appreciate more and enjoy more and i'll be making double the
00:38:22.620
money that i'm making now gang bro that's awesome man that's really great uh congratulations for trying
00:38:31.180
something new yeah it's crazy to sometimes think like
00:38:36.860
what can happen if we decide i'm gonna see what happens when i decide that i am qualified
00:38:46.220
what happens when i decide for myself that i'm gonna do something different
00:38:54.860
you know one thing you know jocko willink was in here last week and one thing that's
00:38:58.460
really been pressing with me that we discussed is staying motivated and i have been finding myself
00:39:04.540
more motivated even when i do not feel like doing something to do it that my brain doesn't dictate
00:39:11.820
how my brain does not get to choose my brain can feel a certain way but it's not going to choose how
00:39:17.900
i behave all the time i just can't let it do it anymore i'm gonna have setbacks i know
00:39:28.460
but if i'm feeling bad that doesn't mean i'm doing bad that doesn't mean i am bad that doesn't mean
00:39:39.660
because yeah nothing changes and nothing changes man
00:39:44.460
you know we'll sit around forever wondering well what if i
00:39:48.700
you know what if i was a dog catcher would i be the best what if i was a you know
00:39:52.300
what if i'd worked on that you know at avalanche you know search you know searching for avalanches and
00:40:07.660
geologist who would i you know would i be able to do it would i you don't know
00:40:13.340
until you say yeah i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna take action nothing changes if nothing
00:40:19.020
changes man and i'm not preaching at you i'm just uh
00:40:24.540
i just want to remind you because you know i've spent a lot of time in my life sitting around
00:40:30.540
and not being able to make them change and and not thinking i could
00:40:42.380
and i wish somebody had told me that earlier sometimes
00:40:47.020
that in order for something to change there needs to be change
00:40:50.060
um i'm proud of you man i'm happy for you bro that's very exciting to hear
00:40:57.820
and that makes me feel good you know it makes me feel good and thank you guys for coming out in
00:41:02.300
indianapolis and i needed to hear that somebody came out and had a good time with that show
00:41:07.420
because that one in the detroit one were the two this week that i felt
00:41:24.220
you know i think it just breaks my heart sometimes that
00:41:36.380
that's something like as beautiful as human beings are
00:41:59.820
you know it just breaks my heart it just breaks my damn heart bro
00:42:20.540
and just makes me want to work harder to be part of the solution in the world
00:42:27.500
it just makes me want to take care of myself so that i can
00:42:32.940
just so i can be there for somebody else if they need it not even know if i can be but just so that
00:42:40.300
you know it just makes me sad man uh but knowing that there's people out there who are making changes
00:42:46.700
and uh and we're coming out and enjoying the show that's exactly what i need to hear from me
00:42:54.060
and thank you for sharing that with me brother you guys be good to yourselves man gang brother
00:42:58.700
let's hear the end of your call i'll listen to the end of it here too
00:43:04.460
so i just want to thank you man you know you inspired me i know and i make you uncomfortable to
00:43:08.460
hear sometimes but you really did and you do that to a lot of people keep doing your thing all
00:43:12.860
right you have a blessed day gang gang bro you could tell any apples one thing you could tell
00:43:17.900
man a lot of really nice people there probably the most just well-behaved chill not well behaved but
00:43:25.180
just respectful kind of vibe out there um oh here's one thing that was funny in detroit
00:43:31.580
the guy right up by the stage security he was listening to music on his phone light on speaker
00:43:38.140
it was the most detroit thing ever dude it was like some rap music it was hilarious bro
00:43:42.860
all right let's take another call that came in here the hotline as always is 985-664-9503
00:43:55.420
yeah i know i'm all over the place today uh it's been a crazy year man this has been a crazy year
00:44:04.780
you know i think at the beginning of the year i felt i knew so much more like kind of felt like i was in my
00:44:08.780
uh in my skin and some days these days i feel like i'm out of it um
00:44:18.140
but it's an exciting time we got halloween coming we got thanksgiving this is a great time uh
00:44:24.540
to to be loving this is a great time to uh recreate a personal relationship
00:44:30.460
relationship with the feelings that i want to have more of in my life every day let's take this call
00:44:43.660
yo what up bill this is isaiah from california i was just listening to a podcast about you having a vision
00:44:50.140
about your pops and how you guys are just hanging out and everything
00:44:53.500
yeah thanks for calling isaiah i appreciate you calling yeah my um
00:45:00.780
yeah it was so wild it's so funny i was listening back to that part of the episode
00:45:05.980
and it was so wild that i i was in maui and i had a dream that my father was in
00:45:10.860
you know and hadn't seen him in so long um onward i just want to let you know man
00:45:16.940
shit i lost my dad about five years ago six years ago well my dad was murdered so
00:45:24.780
should i try not damn man i'm sorry to hear that brother
00:45:29.660
i'm sorry to hear that homework to even keep track of it because that
00:45:34.220
just still hurts but man when i'm feeling down dude i get those same dreams dude i'm just chilling
00:45:41.100
talking to him it's giving me advice and the crazy thing about it too is that
00:45:44.460
when we're talking dude it's like real life situations it's some shit i'm dealing with you
00:45:49.500
know and i got two boys i need to look after too so me being a father learning everything
00:45:57.020
i gotta talk to my dad sometimes and then when i go to sleep man i get to see him so all i want to
00:46:03.820
say is dude you're not alone uh there's people out here going through the same thing have a good one
00:46:11.100
later gang bro thank you uh for that call um yeah there's some uh
00:46:31.180
element of existence that we don't realize how much access we have to
00:46:35.500
to people that have left before us you know our parents or um our children
00:46:58.380
lynn bias or mark spitz or anybody thomas jefferson
00:47:16.060
and there and we didn't even we don't even might not even know
00:47:19.180
i mean electricity existed and we didn't even know isn't that you know and it's such a huge thing
00:47:30.620
like oh there's this field right here where they all are
00:47:37.980
and we we just didn't know we were too busy out here
00:47:41.820
working with our hands on our outside instead of working with our
00:47:49.660
using the hands that are inside of us whatever those are our feelings or something to
00:48:04.620
you and i are we are pieces of our father we're pieces of our parents we
00:48:18.380
so yeah it would seem like the bridge for them to communicate would be
00:48:27.260
um and i just wonder if we're if we just don't know of this whole entire other electricity that's
00:48:32.620
around or that exists that's this field where we can uh where we can communicate with others
00:48:38.700
who have gone before us and those who are going to come down the line
00:48:43.500
yeah but it was beautiful man when i think back on it was cool to see my dad just having
00:48:54.140
yeah just be in himself man and thank you for sharing man and i'm sorry that that happened your
00:48:59.900
father you know i'm really sorry i'm i'm grateful you have a couple of sons though that you can be a
00:49:06.700
father too and i bet it's really really painful at times but i bet it sometimes it's uh you have a
00:49:12.300
special inspiration that the rest of us can't experience uh gang brother um
00:49:22.940
ceo mateo what's up brother it's connor from key west hey connor down there in key west and key west
00:49:32.220
is a real hotbed for um you know a lot of homosexuality down there if you like to meet a
00:49:38.460
man or woman and you are one of those and you want to meet the same also a lot of uh they got a lot
00:49:44.780
of unique birds down there in sunburn as well uh beautiful area beautiful let's hear more thank
00:49:50.860
you for calling connor how's it going i just got one question for you halloween's coming up and
00:49:57.820
i was wondering amen brother you're gonna go as me personally i was thinking about a like maybe like
00:50:05.660
a coked up cuban dude that's kind of funny sometimes might not be though or i was gonna go as
00:50:13.740
like my mom or something and freak her out gang gang oh that's an interesting choice um that's a
00:50:22.860
really interesting choice what am i gonna go as you know i thought about um going as a crab maybe a land
00:50:31.980
maybe land crab something not crab meat but you know the the living animal and i thought about
00:50:40.060
um because i don't want to do like a wet crab because you have to wet you know i don't want to
00:50:45.980
be like having to spray water on myself all night or do anything like that so i thought about a crab
00:50:52.060
i thought about being a rocket doing like a rocket outfit it's kind of where i am right now i guess i
00:51:00.620
haven't really started to put too much thought into it but i do want to uh i do want to now that you
00:51:07.740
brought it up to me you know when this actually reminds me this reminds me of a call that came in
00:51:11.980
let's uh let's we're gonna go to that now this call came in was it last year or the year before
00:51:18.300
about a uh a fellow and a halloween costume and i and um
00:51:27.900
and this is and i ran into this guy actually in i want to say it was kansas city maybe but
00:51:35.020
uh this was about him and about his father since we've been talking about fathers and stuff let's
00:51:41.260
uh let's go to that call right now hey what's up theo it's brad from kansas hey uh i was listening
00:51:46.700
to this past weekend um when you were talking about halloween and how you love it and halloween actually
00:51:53.100
used to be my favorite holiday man i loved uh being able to put on a mask and just get away
00:51:59.260
and everyone seemed so happy but my dad actually passed away on halloween this will be the second
00:52:05.500
halloween without him man and i'm just trying to uh i'm trying to understand how i get that back you
00:52:11.740
know how i get that love for halloween back because you know every time it comes around i think about my
00:52:17.100
old man and just what he's doing and where you know how he'd be proud of me man well i'm sorry to hear
00:52:24.540
that man about your father you know uh it's uh it's a why it's a it's a tricky deal i think being
00:52:32.220
alive because it's not going to last forever you know and i think you have a really unique
00:52:39.260
opportunity i see here you know your father passed away there on halloween and what you could do is
00:52:44.620
you could dress up like your dad have you thought about that you know to really
00:52:54.220
you could be him and for one night on the time you know for one night of the year take him out
00:53:00.700
and just you know enjoy the world as if you're him and i'm not saying go visit people and surprise
00:53:09.020
people or something like that or stop by you know i wouldn't even tell your mother or anything like
00:53:13.980
that i think this would just be something for you and him to have together but if you were to dress up
00:53:18.780
like your father you know you maybe could drive by some of his old friends houses or you know maybe
00:53:24.300
drive or you know or go by the school that he used to go to or something you know take his spirit for
00:53:29.660
a walk if you will um because i think there's something special about halloween
00:53:41.980
the way that that the different chasms of existence and and and and life and outer space
00:53:50.060
and mother nature and pandora's box you know in god's bonnets and all of that the way they all fit
00:53:55.500
together it's very much like a rubik's cubes and a rubik's cubes is a shape that doesn't want to
00:54:03.020
to show you who it really is and there's something special on halloween when all those
00:54:10.300
when everything kind of lines up and you can walk through from the beyond to the great beyond
00:54:16.620
and to the before and you can meander back and forth like you're just in a big house party
00:54:22.700
and time just kind of shows up and just you know it doesn't keep track of itself
00:54:28.940
and a full moon comes out and there's wolves and it's a very very unique time
00:54:35.980
and it's a very much it's just a water slide of just existence and possibility
00:54:45.180
it's like the universe just like loses its memory for just a second and forgets where it's going for
00:54:50.300
just a second and there's something special that can happen on halloween and so that's why i think it
00:54:56.140
would be very interesting if you maybe dressed up as your father and went out and about now if you
00:55:02.780
wanted to get real fun with you could stop by you know maybe an ex-girlfriend his house
00:55:08.780
or if he used to play cards with his buddies you could set up a game and meet all of them and do that
00:55:14.860
you know and really live it out but i think that would be a special way that you could honor him man
00:55:21.420
wow and that's pretty powerful right there you know that's just uh and i'm not saying it because
00:55:32.700
you know it just there's i mean it's just we don't know if there's this other
00:55:39.100
what if there's just such a fine line between us and and those who have gone before us
00:55:44.620
just like a mirror just uh we don't they're just right there and we just
00:55:56.780
you know we and if we could just find a way to i don't know i feel like we're going to start to
00:56:00.860
develop a lot of new senses you know the fact that we only have five senses for such
00:56:05.740
magnificent creatures as humans seems very limited i bet we could do more than five
00:56:14.540
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uh but that's what i'm gonna be for halloween man i think maybe a wet crab or dry crab let's take another call right here
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uh what's up theo it's uh it's zach called in yesterday telling you that i was on my way to go
01:01:03.500
oh yeah zach was a you you were up talk about uh you were applying for that job man i don't think
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cap terra could help you find any solution to uh you had to ask that man for the for the lady's uh
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hoof in marriage paul hand in marriage onward taking her hand in marriage this is my recap i
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felt like i should call back and tell you how it went he you know it went really well it was
01:01:28.940
respectful the family they complimented me a couple times which was really nice everybody needs that
01:01:34.860
every now and again but yeah he basically said that uh yeah but i'm all right i've got his i've got
01:01:40.380
his blessing so i ended up driving in memphis and i ended up driving back to nashville where my
01:01:46.060
brother lives my dad was there and all of us kind of got a little bit smammered you know after it uh
01:01:53.740
my dad was throwing them back my brother uh it was just a good time good fellowship good community
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uh with the boys so uh anyways man appreciate you uh keep it up
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gang brother get out there man you're gonna make a woman a decent man
01:02:12.700
or these days who knows you might have to wear a dress or whatever and your wife might beat you
01:02:19.100
but no matter what you you went about it the professional way you ask the daddy hey let me
01:02:26.380
get that trim for life and dads a lot of times sometimes they know it's the right man sometimes
01:02:32.620
i've had a woman's dad say hey look get take this little bitch off my hands you know and i'll say
01:02:39.980
whoa brother dude we i just met you man we're at a 7-eleven right now dude you know
01:02:48.540
so it's you know it's a unique there should be a website out there for dads just trying to get rid of
01:02:54.300
real salty little daughters those little saltine crackers you know those little uh spoiled fruits
01:03:00.940
but i'm glad that you got one man and i hope that you uh you guys find a little bit of love dude i hope
01:03:06.300
you guys tickle each other until you just bust all over each other praise god brother thank you for
01:03:12.700
calling in and giving us that follow-up as well let's take another call here the hotline is always
01:03:17.100
985-664-9503 thank you guys for being here on this welcome back episode here gang hey what's going
01:03:25.980
on theo this is griffin from charlotte north carolina thanks for calling griffin and man charlotte is
01:03:33.660
charlotte is a beautiful city in there that um that carolina panthers team is doing well over there
01:03:38.780
with uh with mr allen they got a new quarterback over there mr keith allen doing it doing it throwing
01:03:45.260
it long and doing it and being wild and stuff and looking sexy as fuck boy sorry that was a typo
01:03:51.420
dude looking like he's playing well sorry onward uh the reason i'm calling is my girlfriend just
01:03:57.740
recently broke up with me relationship three and a half years and oh i'm sorry to hear that man that's
01:04:04.620
a hitter gang it's been about four weeks since she did it and you know i'm having a real tough time
01:04:12.540
dealing with it um it's just hard to know that the reason she's leaving is you know partially my fault
01:04:22.380
um i didn't put enough into the relationship and she gave me second chance after second chance and
01:04:28.780
and it's just real hard knowing that the one person that you want to be with doesn't want to be with you
01:04:35.980
anymore and uh i was just wondering if you had any advice on how to deal with it sorry i'm getting
01:04:46.140
choked up right now but it's it's hard to talk about but um i just needed to know if you had any
01:04:54.860
advice on what i should do you know i appreciate it man love you love you love you too man uh thanks for
01:05:05.020
calling in oh man that's such that's a that's a tough one because you know you you know especially
01:05:15.740
if she says she's giving you these second chances and she brought it to your attention and you
01:05:21.180
and you just kind of kept with some of your you know your behaviors
01:05:26.460
i mean that some of the truth is that you just you weren't ready
01:05:29.260
you know you can't be someone that you just can't be right now you can't do it's impossible
01:05:41.100
you know you can't you know this i mean here's the thing it seemed like you weren't
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you were not going to make any changes to make yourself
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fit with her you weren't gonna you weren't gonna she it sounds like you were not gonna do that
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it just it wasn't happening so it sounds like the only way that you guys would have a chance to fit
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i bet there will be a time where you will have another opportunity
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you know i noticed that with love that's really strong or love that that there's some
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real basis to a lot of times you get another opportunity
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you know that person sees you deeper than you can see yourself and
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so at that time you may be a person that can take on a relationship
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and take on take it on well and show this woman the respect that she deserves
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as much as you probably don't want to hear it man it's probably for the best right now
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the man you want to be for her that you're not with her
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because then you would just be continuing to solidify the idea that she already has
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so now you get a chance to step away and i it's painful bro
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dude i smoked a bunch of the damn freaking newports
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i was blowing newports bro laying on the port swing and that fucking thing broke one night
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and i had a damn glass of milk out there i was doing uh
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you know one percent in newports and stuff this one i was really you know lifting heavy and doing
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steroids and stuff but i was doing one percent in newports and the swing broke
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and i broke that glass that milk glass dude and a little shard of it came right up in between the
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the boards on the or the um the little uh pallets on the
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i mean i'm just my ass bled brother my ass could bleed i remember that
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my ass could really really bleed when i was younger um
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and you know it's hard sometimes when people that we care about or that we
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you know change is kind of scary change is scary
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you know but i think it's it can be good this is just this is the toughest part of you're going
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you know that separation and all the comfortable you know you had things really the way you wanted
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them they were comfortable and you know and now
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you know it's it's funny when we don't treat someone right and then they're gone
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you know it's funny that's when you realize how much you miss them you know how much you cared
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and sometimes some of us are the type of people that we have somebody has to leave us for us to know
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well i'm sorry that this happened man i know it's probably not fun to deal with um
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but just keep just stay just keep putting one foot in front of the other you know everything will be okay
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take care of yourself um don't be alone too much
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and this person loved you you know this person cared about you so that's
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you're obviously someone that can be cared about you're someone that people want to care about
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and i think you'll have another chance with this person i think you just got to let it play out
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you know i wouldn't put too much pressure right now i think uh
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uh but life is long man and the story has many turns
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so let's see if you guys y'all might pop up in a sentence again
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y'all might have a new new paragraph right around the corner
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but whatever is around the corner it needs to be new because whatever you were doing now is not working
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if you guys just hitch back up now you're gonna be the same old dog
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so let this be a you know let this it's gonna hurt but feel some of those feelings feel what it feels
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you know uh and be brave in it be brave in it bro be brave in it
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let's take one more call the hotline is always 985-664-9503 you know we're all just people just
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trying our best and i'm happy to be part of this group thank you guys for supporting me
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what's up theo so i recently moved my boyfriend into this house with my parents
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okay risky move onward they don't live together but my parents helped me move him in and there was
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this giant hole in the bedroom floor this house is like all kinds of fucked up there's holes everywhere
01:11:31.020
and this hole is particularly large and particularly deep and while my dad was trying to fix the hole
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he texted and said uh i found out that this hole is where the past owners used to ship
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and piss so now that i'm gonna move in the house in a couple years and uh i'm gonna sleep in the
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in the poop room where these people used to shit and piss there's that never gonna forget that one
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pretty fucking disgusting but um i just thought you should know that maybe give me some advice on how
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to fucking forget about that so thank you for all you do um gang gang
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well i mean this almost goes full circle because i was saying that one of the beauties of being
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outdoors is probably to be able to you know exonerate yourself of of uh urine and feces
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wherever you want be natural out there and just flow whole right out of the yard or whatever
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i mean what what's going on what do you guys i mean who's shitting in their room what are you guys
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doing over there that's the first thing i would ask and what does your boyfriend have to do with you
01:12:44.380
guys move this guy in it kind of seems it seems
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you know i think you people have shit everywhere if you had a map or whatever or if they had ghosts
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or whatever from bowel movements in people's urine they'd be everywhere
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you know a lot of people think that a lot of uh dude i'll tell you this story when i was a kid
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dude dude i took a little duty out of my diaper or out of my pants probably i was thinking i was about
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you just got to do your best really you got to do your best and um
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and yeah fucking put some carpet down or something jesus dude animals have been shitting everywhere
01:13:49.500
dude a bear could eat you and do and duty you somewhere by this interstate and you'd be a little
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duty so it's um sorry this whole story's got me i don't know what to do but i think yeah just pay
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attention to you know like i just i don't even know where to take this at where but that's what i'm
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saying dude urinate outdoors what lazy bastard is just cutting a hole into the floor of their room
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and doing poops in it that's i mean that is lazy so hopefully you guys got a good deal on the house
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one more call here nine eight five six six four nine five zero three thank you guys for being a part of
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my life today and uh and thanks for not giving up on me on this tour when i went back out and i planned
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on the doing the film doing the movie and then changed the mind um
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and i was just you know i'm just excited to get to bring this show a few more places man we get to
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go to europe and uh a few more reschedules here in the states and then it's going to be uh
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i don't know it's going to be a little bit bittersweet onward hey what's up theo feet to the
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is though this is brendan from wichita you know that wichita what's up wichita yeah i like it over
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there's barry sanders country of barry sanders park over there and that's where he used to uh
01:15:11.980
play football as a youth onward yeah you know need some help you know my dad texted me this weekend
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i'm having a child and uh he said that him and his uh wife who is not my mother uh don't feel
01:15:26.540
comfortable uh coming to the baby shower because you know last year at a beer festival my dad may or
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may not have tried to have sex with uh my girl's best friend who's putting on the baby shower so uh
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you know i told him just be an adult get over it bro um but you know just want to know your advice
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on what i should uh what should i do thanks brother take care i think you should invite him again
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if he says he can't make it then let that be his choice tell him you still love him and that you're
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on you understand it's going to be tough maybe a little but now if he does decide to come
01:16:13.980
then you guys should do a game where he has to like where somebody has to reveal a secret about
01:16:20.060
somebody else in the room or something kind of crazy or you know like seven seconds in heaven or
01:16:27.100
whatever it is called or um or do something you know put sugar in each other's mouths or something so
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that that way they have to interact uh i think that that would be fun and pretty deviant but
01:16:38.940
that should be fun damn your dad's a g out there huh trying to holler at your ladies at your lady's
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friend dang that's savage brother but love can get us man you never know love comes in all shapes and
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but yeah he should he should not i i i don't know what he should do he did what he did
01:17:08.460
so yeah you could tell him hey dude man up if you're gonna hit on her at least come over here
01:17:14.380
and hit on the fucking zygote that's inside of my wife's body for an hour and a half
01:17:19.340
because that kid needs some love as well so if you're willing to hit on uh chandra or whatever
01:17:25.580
over there at the picnic and come over here and lit and hit on this freaking big seed i got growing
01:17:35.420
but damn dude that's family sounds awesome i'll say that
01:17:40.700
because man you gotta have some fun you gotta have some fun in the family
01:17:45.340
and people have been having sex since the beginning of time
01:17:48.940
you know those drawings on cave walls of people fucking so
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all right man we did it man we made it to the end of today to the end of this episode
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you know a lot of feelings out there a lot of people going through stuff this is a time of year when there is uh
01:18:17.100
when the leaves are changing when we're changing
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and we have to know you know is this something real that i'm grasping onto is this just a ghost
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but i think one thing i'm going to try to do is just stay excited about it whatever it is
01:18:43.180
if the choices i'm making if i don't know if they're great or i don't know if they're correct
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at least if i stay excited and hopeful then even if i'm going down a wrong path man
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and you throw enough joy on a wrong path man and it just might turn into a
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might take you to the place where you where you where exactly where you need to be
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so i'm gonna try to stay excited it's a good time of year to be excited
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you know it's a good time of year to be forgiven it's a good time of year
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you know there's things in the air there's other elements
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you know the spirits are waiting right behind these moments next to us
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and we don't have all the pass codes and stuff yet but they're there they're right there
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you guys be good to yourselves uh you deserve it and let's get lead out today
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she was hotter than the black top broke down at a truck stop
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said she was a christian saving souls in savannah and the lovers sending her to alabama
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she got a old man but i shouldn't be worried though it seemed like she was in a hurry
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higher than a junkie drying out in the slammer lord i hope i don't die in alabama
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