This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Still Not Stagnant

00:00:00.460 Today's episode is brought to you by Gray Block Pizza, Gray Block Pizza, 1811 Pico Boulevard

00:00:06.440 in Los Angeles on the way to the beach, Gray Block.

00:00:10.860 Get that hitter.

00:00:12.720 Get it for yourselves.

00:00:13.960 Get it for somebody else.

00:00:16.040 How's your fantasy squad doing, huh?

00:00:19.400 How's your team, dude?

00:00:20.580 You got Sterling Sharp?

00:00:22.340 Ha ha.

00:00:23.880 That dude ain't getting it done, bro.

00:00:26.220 What's some other people that aren't?

00:00:28.100 You got Sterling Sharp.

00:00:29.640 You got, how is somebody not named Mustard, I feel like?

00:00:35.660 I feel like there has to be an NFL player named Mustard at some point.

00:00:43.580 I'm going to look that up.

00:00:44.480 NFL Mustard.

00:00:47.520 Man.

00:00:48.420 No, well, male player.

00:00:53.360 NFL Mustard.

00:00:54.980 Chad Mustard.

00:00:57.040 He was a tight end, boy.

00:00:59.640 He was signed by the Omaha Beef as a free agent in 2003.

00:01:09.820 He played college football and college basketball in North Dakota.

00:01:14.280 Oh, Chad Mustard.

00:01:17.120 Dang, there's got to be more than that, huh?

00:01:19.180 Well, you got to respect that, boy.

00:01:28.600 Fantasy teams, yeah.

00:01:30.380 My team is doing well, decent, all right.

00:01:35.700 Is there any bigger fantasy team than human beings, you think?

00:01:43.300 Is there any bigger, you know, the powers above putting us in here, put slotting us in here, here, trying this, trying that?

00:02:06.480 But it's wild times, you know.

00:02:11.920 The times are getting thick.

00:02:16.480 Especially, yeah, nature's just getting real thick right now.

00:02:22.160 You could taste it in the air.

00:02:23.260 If you even just, just lick the air a little.

00:02:32.220 Do it.

00:02:32.800 Nobody will see you.

00:02:35.360 And if they do, I'll tell you this.

00:02:37.940 If they see you do it, they're going to do it.

00:02:40.200 They're going to think something's going on.

00:02:43.500 Try it.

00:02:44.080 Lick the air once or twice.

00:02:51.720 Now, taste it in your mouth.

00:02:54.180 Something's happening.

00:02:56.000 The air's getting thick.

00:02:58.620 We're all on a fantasy team.

00:03:01.560 I don't know what's going on sometimes.

00:03:04.480 It's wild.

00:03:05.260 I think it's that time of year.

00:03:06.380 You know, I was talking about it last week, and it's just the universe is thick right now with people coming and going.

00:03:18.980 You know, with Halloween here and with, it's just that time of year where all the escalators are active.

00:03:28.880 And all the TSA lanes are open to come and go here into the nether world.

00:03:36.380 And it's, um, it's, whew, we are in one heck of a fantasy game, aren't we?

00:03:48.160 Let's go.

00:03:48.780 I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from my home.

00:04:10.780 Oh, and my mind is somewhere else, but when I find it, I'll patch up where it's been blown.

00:04:22.620 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

00:04:31.920 I must be cornerstone.

00:04:37.000 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

00:04:42.000 I found I can feel it in my bones.

00:04:46.040 But it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind.

00:04:59.320 Shine that light on me.

00:05:02.320 I'll sit and tell you my stories.

00:05:09.680 Shine on me.

00:05:14.000 And I will find a song.

00:05:17.520 I will sing it just for you.

00:05:25.600 Yeah.

00:05:27.520 Yes.

00:05:28.080 And that is something that can save us right there, music.

00:05:34.800 And the other thing that can save us

00:05:37.000 is the light of something bigger.

00:05:43.620 The light of something bigger than us, and it's shining on us.

00:05:48.380 And it wants to see us.

00:05:49.820 I do believe that.

00:05:51.760 I do believe that the good

00:05:56.680 wants us to win.

00:05:58.080 I do believe that.

00:06:00.600 And it wants to see our faces.

00:06:05.000 And it wants us to know that

00:06:07.520 it accepts us.

00:06:14.520 That we don't have to hide.

00:06:19.900 That we don't have to be ashamed, you know?

00:06:21.800 Sometimes, maybe that's even why ghosts come and see us.

00:06:29.720 Because they're trying to say,

00:06:30.980 Hey, hey, hey, buddy.

00:06:36.760 You don't need all this extra.

00:06:39.020 You don't need all of this pomp and circumstance

00:06:44.900 and all these French coats

00:06:46.520 and all of these

00:06:48.980 mink hats and mink shoes and everything

00:06:54.720 and all the

00:06:55.460 exotic taffy and everything.

00:06:59.000 You just need you.

00:07:00.000 And we just need each other

00:07:06.600 and

00:07:06.900 you're going to be okay.

00:07:11.260 Sometimes, uh...

00:07:12.440 Yeah, I just...

00:07:16.560 I think that the...

00:07:20.560 That this is the time

00:07:22.720 when the...

00:07:25.560 You know, you could hang

00:07:26.620 as much drywall

00:07:27.680 as you want

00:07:28.500 and you cannot stop

00:07:30.980 the spirits

00:07:33.900 from peeking back.

00:07:37.140 You cannot stop

00:07:38.400 the light from looking down.

00:07:41.000 It's a thoroughfare right now, brother.

00:07:44.140 It is a...

00:07:45.360 It's the Autobahn.

00:07:49.000 And what if this is...

00:07:50.300 This is...

00:07:51.080 What if this is just the middle ground?

00:07:54.720 You know, what if this is just the...

00:07:56.560 This is just the lobby.

00:07:58.500 Between Satan and the Lord

00:08:01.260 and that's that...

00:08:02.900 Between the good and evil.

00:08:05.940 This is just the doctor's office.

00:08:07.680 This is just the...

00:08:09.000 There's just magazines

00:08:10.000 sitting around here in our world.

00:08:11.440 It really is.

00:08:13.680 We really are.

00:08:14.660 We're just milling around

00:08:15.580 looking at magazines here.

00:08:18.260 Waiting to be called

00:08:19.160 in a different direction.

00:08:21.420 But I believe that.

00:08:22.500 I believe that this is the time

00:08:23.720 when...

00:08:25.080 You know...

00:08:26.120 El día de los muertos, you know.

00:08:28.500 When the devil's...

00:08:31.260 You know, he's got as many arms

00:08:32.480 as he can

00:08:33.060 and he's reaching them up

00:08:33.920 and the light is looking down

00:08:35.320 and it is just...

00:08:38.260 It's sabotage right now.

00:08:40.920 Welcome to this past weekend.

00:08:45.140 And, um...

00:08:47.240 Yeah, I'm just...

00:08:48.060 I guess I got a lot on my mind

00:08:49.460 right now.

00:08:51.000 Just...

00:08:52.000 I think just about purpose

00:08:53.660 I've been thinking about

00:08:54.560 a lot this week.

00:08:57.360 You know, and who do I want to be?

00:09:01.540 You know, just as a human.

00:09:03.620 Who am I?

00:09:06.560 You know, who do I want to be

00:09:07.740 as a man?

00:09:08.360 You know, who do I want to be?

00:09:11.500 You know?

00:09:14.200 Does my manhood matter

00:09:15.580 as much as my humanhood?

00:09:17.920 If that makes any sense.

00:09:19.220 I've been thinking about that a little.

00:09:20.340 You know?

00:09:32.500 I've been thinking about that.

00:09:35.680 You know, sometimes we get bottled.

00:09:39.280 We get directed into so many things

00:09:41.360 especially when we're young.

00:09:42.640 I notice for myself

00:09:44.520 I get directed in this way

00:09:46.940 and directed in that.

00:09:49.020 And it really frames...

00:09:50.580 It helps to kind of like form

00:09:52.260 the way I think and feel.

00:09:53.820 And also compartmentalize me.

00:10:01.140 You know?

00:10:04.060 And so I've just been...

00:10:05.220 I guess...

00:10:05.480 I don't know.

00:10:05.840 It's that time of year

00:10:06.720 where even our chakras

00:10:07.820 and our hearts

00:10:08.620 and our treasure chests

00:10:09.940 and our damn...

00:10:11.780 You know,

00:10:12.500 our dirty clothes hampers

00:10:14.240 and the recycling bins

00:10:17.460 inside of us.

00:10:18.400 It's all open.

00:10:20.360 It's that open door policy right now.

00:10:24.620 You know?

00:10:25.680 The full moon is building up

00:10:27.280 and you know...

00:10:29.280 And it all is set.

00:10:30.340 It's just anything can come

00:10:31.900 and anything can go

00:10:33.000 and there's just a lot of energy

00:10:34.760 milling around at the moment.

00:10:38.260 And I know that

00:10:39.080 because I'm feeling it.

00:10:42.060 I'm feeling it.

00:10:43.040 I'm feeling it from my friends

00:10:44.260 and I'm feeling it from

00:10:45.140 even my non-friends.

00:10:47.960 You know?

00:10:49.460 I'm just feeling it.

00:10:52.100 So...

00:10:53.940 Good to be here.

00:10:55.100 Thank you guys for coming back.

00:10:58.000 I hope you're having a good day.

00:10:59.900 You know?

00:11:00.200 I hope you're having a good day.

00:11:03.520 And let's get into the episode.

00:11:05.900 I do want to let you know

00:11:06.940 that they have...

00:11:07.720 It's not an ad.

00:11:09.340 Everybody,

00:11:09.860 you thought it was going to be

00:11:10.460 an ad right there.

00:11:13.780 But yeah,

00:11:14.360 go on ahead one more time.

00:11:15.460 Lick the air a little.

00:11:16.380 Lick the air

00:11:19.940 just a little.

00:11:23.540 If you do it serious enough

00:11:25.060 and don't act like a donkey

00:11:26.140 while you're doing it,

00:11:27.440 then the man seeing you

00:11:29.040 down the way

00:11:29.660 or the lady

00:11:30.600 or the,

00:11:32.420 you know,

00:11:34.600 you know,

00:11:35.400 anybody that's home-owned

00:11:36.360 and down the way,

00:11:37.120 whoever they are,

00:11:38.120 they will do it as well.

00:11:40.580 They're going to...

00:11:41.080 Because that's the thing.

00:11:42.640 We're so susceptible.

00:11:44.040 Like,

00:11:44.160 oh,

00:11:44.380 what are they doing?

00:11:45.200 Do they know something I don't?

00:11:47.200 Oh,

00:11:47.520 is there free vanilla

00:11:48.620 in the air today?

00:11:50.300 What's happening?

00:11:52.220 Oh,

00:11:52.700 maybe the Lord's just

00:11:53.860 emptying out his pantry

00:11:55.360 and everybody's catching

00:11:56.320 a free hit of,

00:11:57.620 you know,

00:11:59.660 maybe somebody's

00:12:00.520 catching free,

00:12:01.260 you know,

00:12:04.420 a free taffy.

00:12:05.620 Maybe the Lord

00:12:06.180 threw some taffies

00:12:07.000 off of the floor

00:12:08.200 and they've fallen

00:12:10.200 into people's faces

00:12:11.380 and everything.

00:12:12.200 Who knows?

00:12:14.460 Maybe somebody,

00:12:15.220 you know,

00:12:15.580 you got to get your tongue

00:12:17.320 out of your mouth,

00:12:18.040 man,

00:12:18.160 and catch something.

00:12:18.860 That's what I'm saying.

00:12:19.900 It's that time of year.

00:12:23.220 I have a show announcement.

00:12:25.240 Do I?

00:12:25.940 Yes.

00:12:26.380 I don't know when the ticket's

00:12:27.280 going to be on sale.

00:12:28.140 December 26th

00:12:29.200 in Lafayette,

00:12:30.160 Louisiana

00:12:30.680 at the Hyman

00:12:31.980 Performing Arts Center.

00:12:33.920 Some proceeds

00:12:34.520 from the evening

00:12:35.060 are going to benefit

00:12:35.940 Dustin Poirier's

00:12:37.120 the Good Fight Foundation.

00:12:40.740 You know,

00:12:41.420 and we're excited

00:12:43.020 about that.

00:12:44.100 And you can follow me

00:12:44.960 on social medias

00:12:45.700 for the pre-sale code.

00:12:48.140 And yeah,

00:12:49.240 we're excited

00:12:49.600 to help raise money

00:12:50.200 for Dustin's

00:12:50.880 for the Good Fight Foundation.

00:12:54.820 And I think

00:12:55.900 it's going to be

00:12:56.200 a fun time of year.

00:12:57.260 It's going to be

00:12:57.680 a fun time of year

00:12:58.520 and I'm hoping

00:12:59.100 to be able to be there

00:13:00.060 and be a part of

00:13:02.740 people's holiday season.

00:13:05.060 So afterwards,

00:13:06.180 Dustin and I as well

00:13:06.960 might do some photos

00:13:08.260 and everything

00:13:08.800 with anybody

00:13:09.300 that wants them.

00:13:10.400 Hell,

00:13:10.640 most people

00:13:10.960 probably don't want them.

00:13:11.920 We might have to

00:13:12.440 chase you down

00:13:13.120 to get you

00:13:13.500 to do one with us.

00:13:16.840 But you know,

00:13:17.400 I believe that he's

00:13:17.920 a good guy

00:13:18.520 and I believe

00:13:19.080 that he fights

00:13:19.600 for people that can't

00:13:20.440 and so does this charity.

00:13:21.880 And I'm excited

00:13:22.920 to be down there

00:13:23.740 in Lafayette.

00:13:25.120 They call it

00:13:25.600 the Lafayette

00:13:26.140 down there

00:13:26.420 in Lafayette.

00:13:29.180 And it's a big place.

00:13:30.200 I don't even know

00:13:30.520 what that place is.

00:13:31.180 I don't know

00:13:31.460 if we'll sell it out

00:13:32.080 or not,

00:13:32.380 but it's a big place.

00:13:33.240 What's going on

00:13:37.460 with me?

00:13:38.360 I,

00:13:38.680 oh,

00:13:39.980 I've been watching,

00:13:41.640 what is it?

00:13:45.960 I've been watching

00:13:47.340 Righteous Gemstone.

00:13:51.980 Boy,

00:13:52.620 it's good.

00:13:54.920 I think the number

00:13:56.460 one costume

00:13:57.820 this year

00:13:58.460 is going to be

00:13:59.200 Uncle Baby Billies.

00:14:00.160 You know it.

00:14:04.060 And Uncle Baby Billies

00:14:05.100 and he got that

00:14:05.560 little big tooth

00:14:06.320 side piece.

00:14:08.740 You know,

00:14:09.020 that fucking

00:14:09.340 little enamel snake

00:14:10.520 he's got always

00:14:11.200 slithering around

00:14:12.080 with him.

00:14:12.500 Tiffany or something

00:14:13.340 her name is.

00:14:14.040 Tabitha.

00:14:15.580 Uncle Baby Billies.

00:14:18.520 So,

00:14:19.540 that's beautiful.

00:14:21.460 I wonder if it'd be

00:14:22.160 fun to have him

00:14:22.960 and maybe get

00:14:25.300 Keith in here.

00:14:26.880 That other guy

00:14:27.640 with the long hair,

00:14:29.040 that Satan boy.

00:14:30.680 And he loves

00:14:31.700 Satan, brother.

00:14:34.160 But,

00:14:34.920 yeah, man,

00:14:35.980 I love that.

00:14:36.580 Ain't no misbehaving.

00:14:38.580 That's my

00:14:38.960 running through the house

00:14:40.420 with a pickle in his mouth.

00:14:41.860 That shit is too much, son.

00:14:43.980 That shit is too much.

00:14:48.500 Yeah, man.

00:14:53.380 It's just a wild time.

00:14:54.600 There's been a lot

00:14:55.040 going on this year.

00:14:56.020 There's been a lot

00:14:56.660 going on.

00:14:57.300 And I'm just feeling it

00:14:58.620 from a lot of people.

00:14:59.440 A lot of people

00:14:59.980 just wondering

00:15:01.940 what's happening

00:15:02.920 right now.

00:15:04.040 And I think it's

00:15:04.620 because we're at that

00:15:05.100 we're in the final curve

00:15:06.340 heading into the end

00:15:07.000 of the year.

00:15:08.960 Because the year,

00:15:10.080 it's, you know,

00:15:10.600 it's like anything.

00:15:11.220 It gives us a shape.

00:15:12.500 It gives us a,

00:15:14.240 you know,

00:15:14.640 the sink.

00:15:15.260 You're just,

00:15:15.760 you're just,

00:15:17.040 just kind of oozing

00:15:18.940 down the side of the sink.

00:15:20.300 And then October hits

00:15:21.800 and suddenly

00:15:22.420 it just crevasses

00:15:24.560 straight over

00:15:25.140 towards the drain.

00:15:26.180 And that's November,

00:15:27.160 December.

00:15:27.900 And then bam,

00:15:28.900 that's it.

00:15:30.680 And it's just that time

00:15:31.880 of year where a lot

00:15:32.660 isn't,

00:15:33.320 there's a lot

00:15:34.100 energetically at stake

00:15:36.320 because we're heightened.

00:15:39.680 And no,

00:15:40.200 I haven't been reading

00:15:40.780 like some horoscopes

00:15:41.740 or anything like that

00:15:42.700 because I ain't no damn

00:15:44.420 starburst.

00:15:45.200 A lot of these,

00:15:46.620 you know,

00:15:46.960 you got these,

00:15:47.660 you know,

00:15:47.920 a lot of people out here

00:15:48.580 starbursting

00:15:49.500 and somebody,

00:15:51.260 you know,

00:15:51.380 they'll throw a damn,

00:15:52.920 somebody will beat you

00:15:53.780 in the head

00:15:54.100 with a,

00:15:54.400 uh,

00:15:55.700 with a,

00:15:56.080 with a geode

00:15:57.000 or something.

00:15:58.520 You know,

00:15:59.160 a sock full of these

00:16:00.680 damn geodes

00:16:01.580 and tell you,

00:16:02.660 you know,

00:16:03.360 you're going to go to heaven

00:16:04.040 or whatever.

00:16:04.600 And these,

00:16:04.960 you know,

00:16:05.160 who knows,

00:16:05.740 but it just,

00:16:06.740 I don't know what's going on.

00:16:07.980 So,

00:16:09.160 um,

00:16:10.740 yeah,

00:16:11.380 what else,

00:16:11.700 what else is happening

00:16:12.560 with me?

00:16:13.740 Um,

00:16:15.480 this weekend,

00:16:16.620 I didn't do too much.

00:16:17.940 Watch the Saints game.

00:16:19.940 Um,

00:16:20.380 I got sick actually.

00:16:21.540 I got a little bit

00:16:22.000 of the flu yesterday

00:16:22.960 or two days ago.

00:16:24.220 Started to come on.

00:16:25.360 So,

00:16:26.920 just been kind of

00:16:27.380 recovering from that.

00:16:29.340 So,

00:16:29.740 some of this could be

00:16:30.360 the NyQuil talking.

00:16:33.700 And,

00:16:34.160 uh,

00:16:35.040 yeah,

00:16:36.260 man,

00:16:36.440 what I hate is

00:16:37.020 whenever you get the flu

00:16:37.860 and you have to,

00:16:38.440 you're trying to blow your nose

00:16:39.400 and like you can't tell

00:16:40.580 if the snot is trying

00:16:41.460 to go out

00:16:42.080 or in.

00:16:43.580 So,

00:16:43.940 I'm doing,

00:16:45.020 so I'm just,

00:16:46.160 it's like,

00:16:46.560 you know,

00:16:46.720 you're playing,

00:16:47.360 you're just a dirty,

00:16:48.300 you're a dirty trombone

00:16:50.180 and you're playing yourself

00:16:51.960 and,

00:16:52.340 and you're just like,

00:16:53.900 what do I,

00:16:54.380 you know,

00:16:54.960 do I blow it out?

00:16:56.000 Do I get it through the back end?

00:16:57.540 What am I doing here?

00:16:59.180 You almost want to call somebody

00:17:00.320 that's,

00:17:01.080 um,

00:17:01.500 chimney sweeping out there

00:17:02.560 to come and take care of you

00:17:03.660 and beat you in the face

00:17:05.720 or beat you in the ass

00:17:06.720 with a feather or something.

00:17:08.820 Something unique.

00:17:11.420 But if people see you

00:17:12.400 licking the air,

00:17:13.300 they will do it.

00:17:14.100 That's,

00:17:14.400 that's,

00:17:14.780 that's,

00:17:15.320 that's baffling.

00:17:17.000 Cause you think people

00:17:17.880 would see somebody

00:17:18.280 licking the air,

00:17:18.820 they'd be like,

00:17:19.100 oh,

00:17:19.240 that guy,

00:17:20.020 you know,

00:17:21.580 I'm calling the police.

00:17:23.340 But instead,

00:17:24.240 boy,

00:17:24.380 people see you out there,

00:17:26.500 get a friend out there,

00:17:28.060 go lick the air.

00:17:30.300 First,

00:17:30.720 somebody would be like,

00:17:31.180 oh,

00:17:31.320 look at these guys,

00:17:32.360 huh?

00:17:33.260 Look at these freaks.

00:17:35.320 And then as they walk away,

00:17:36.680 they'll kind of take a little

00:17:37.500 taste out of the air.

00:17:38.820 Man,

00:17:39.020 what is it?

00:17:40.980 What's going on?

00:17:42.420 Is there,

00:17:42.820 they giving out free boys

00:17:44.080 in Barry?

00:17:44.540 What's going on?

00:17:49.140 You don't know what's in the air.

00:17:50.440 Sometimes,

00:17:51.180 now I remember my boy,

00:17:52.100 Jeffrey Saviak,

00:17:53.020 had a gas leak at his house

00:17:54.840 when I was young.

00:17:57.340 And they had monoxide

00:17:58.720 or something.

00:18:00.260 And we would go,

00:18:00.920 we didn't know.

00:18:02.280 We'd go fall asleep on Friday

00:18:03.800 and wake up on Sunday.

00:18:05.240 Beautiful.

00:18:07.560 It would be like,

00:18:08.120 damn,

00:18:08.400 do we,

00:18:08.720 the whole family,

00:18:09.440 you'd walk through his kitchen,

00:18:10.700 his mom would be just dead asleep

00:18:12.140 doing a,

00:18:13.140 you know,

00:18:13.400 you know,

00:18:15.140 five hours into making a salad.

00:18:16.720 She,

00:18:16.900 you know,

00:18:17.100 she'd been asleep for four,

00:18:18.200 four hours and 55 minutes of it.

00:18:20.340 Just,

00:18:21.460 so,

00:18:23.020 you know,

00:18:23.440 just different time,

00:18:24.280 but beautiful.

00:18:26.200 You know,

00:18:26.720 beautiful to get that free gas

00:18:28.140 as a boy.

00:18:29.800 And,

00:18:30.320 uh,

00:18:32.080 this before all the legislation,

00:18:33.800 everybody got upset about everything.

00:18:35.280 but to,

00:18:36.620 just to get that free gas

00:18:38.520 as a boy,

00:18:39.960 man,

00:18:42.220 it was,

00:18:44.460 uh,

00:18:45.020 it was nice.

00:18:48.080 It really was to go to a place

00:18:49.920 and get something for free.

00:18:50.960 There's just something nice about it.

00:18:52.680 Even if it is,

00:18:53.740 uh,

00:18:54.720 kind of like a toxic

00:18:55.980 or semi-toxic gas.

00:18:59.020 What else?

00:18:59.640 Buddy of mine

00:19:00.180 trying to get me to invest

00:19:01.620 with him in the zoo.

00:19:02.600 That's crazy,

00:19:03.700 but,

00:19:05.440 I guess I've been lightly

00:19:07.520 considering it.

00:19:09.960 He got the read on a,

00:19:11.640 uh,

00:19:13.960 zoo down in Sinaloa,

00:19:15.880 I guess.

00:19:16.700 Down in,

00:19:17.760 uh,

00:19:18.100 Mexico.

00:19:21.000 So,

00:19:22.920 Sinaloa,

00:19:23.840 the officially,

00:19:24.700 the Estado Libre

00:19:26.100 y Soberano,

00:19:28.520 Soberano de Sinaloa.

00:19:31.160 Um,

00:19:32.600 okay,

00:19:33.580 kind of chatty there

00:19:34.380 on Wikipedia about it,

00:19:35.500 but yeah,

00:19:36.080 my buddy got a read

00:19:37.360 on a zoo

00:19:38.700 that went under down there.

00:19:40.020 So,

00:19:40.940 I don't know

00:19:43.160 what to think about that.

00:19:44.140 You know,

00:19:44.360 I got caught up

00:19:45.380 in some bad investments

00:19:46.340 when I was young.

00:19:47.280 We did a pyramid scheme

00:19:48.620 and,

00:19:50.160 and,

00:19:52.360 uh,

00:19:53.340 and it made me

00:19:53.960 fight my peers,

00:19:54.740 actually.

00:19:55.280 So,

00:19:56.200 I guess,

00:19:56.700 I don't know

00:19:56.920 if that's what a pyramid scheme

00:19:58.180 is supposed to do,

00:19:59.040 but me and my peers

00:20:00.360 fucking lost a bunch of money

00:20:01.480 and then we ended up fighting.

00:20:04.140 Um,

00:20:04.980 I'd love to know that,

00:20:06.000 actually,

00:20:06.240 if anybody ever done

00:20:07.140 a pyramid scheme

00:20:07.920 and got lost

00:20:08.660 and what the fallout was

00:20:09.800 from it locally.

00:20:11.440 If you'd hit the hotline

00:20:12.500 with that,

00:20:12.780 I'm curious about that.

00:20:13.920 9-8-5-6-6-4-9-5-0-3.

00:20:18.520 9-5-0-3.

00:20:20.580 Running through the house

00:20:21.460 with a pickle in your mouth.

00:20:24.780 Ain't no misbehaving.

00:20:26.800 That shit is wicked,

00:20:27.840 bruh.

00:20:28.720 That's that hot beat.

00:20:31.540 Um,

00:20:32.300 so anyway,

00:20:33.160 we'll see, man.

00:20:33.920 I don't know if a zoo

00:20:34.880 is really gonna be.

00:20:36.060 My buddy said that,

00:20:37.060 um,

00:20:38.340 animals are real hot

00:20:39.500 in Mexico right now.

00:20:42.720 So,

00:20:43.600 but I don't know.

00:20:46.660 That just,

00:20:48.280 so we'll see, man,

00:20:49.840 if that's something

00:20:50.740 that

00:20:52.540 I can get more information about.

00:20:55.020 because, yeah,

00:20:56.400 I did that.

00:20:56.960 We did glitter when I was young.

00:20:58.280 They,

00:20:58.700 some dude came through,

00:21:00.540 you know,

00:21:01.760 you know,

00:21:02.320 I'm not sure who it was,

00:21:03.540 but rolled through town

00:21:04.800 and got everybody

00:21:05.580 into a,

00:21:06.600 um,

00:21:08.440 glitter mining

00:21:09.500 back when people thought

00:21:10.480 glitter was a,

00:21:11.440 um,

00:21:12.300 precious

00:21:12.940 or semi-precious stone.

00:21:16.060 And they popped

00:21:16.920 and they fucking got us.

00:21:19.060 You know,

00:21:19.320 so,

00:21:20.060 uh,

00:21:20.760 people,

00:21:21.240 you know,

00:21:21.440 I've fallen into some,

00:21:22.600 you know,

00:21:23.700 I've fallen into dark

00:21:24.800 financial waters.

00:21:29.100 Dude,

00:21:29.600 how is financial waters

00:21:30.980 not a name of a,

00:21:33.000 honestly,

00:21:33.840 a young urban gentleman,

00:21:35.120 bro?

00:21:36.460 That would be

00:21:37.260 the best name ever.

00:21:40.160 Um,

00:21:40.940 but yeah,

00:21:41.500 I don't know if zooing,

00:21:42.460 but animalis is real popular,

00:21:44.280 my buddy said,

00:21:44.860 down in Mexico.

00:21:46.040 So,

00:21:46.560 we'll see,

00:21:46.980 but I don't know if getting involved

00:21:47.880 in a zoo down there

00:21:49.060 is the best.

00:21:49.940 Uh,

00:21:51.920 overall use of,

00:21:54.380 of my earnings.

00:21:56.860 But it's,

00:21:57.460 uh,

00:21:57.580 down in the Kulican,

00:21:59.040 Kulican,

00:22:00.380 Kuli,

00:22:01.100 Kuliakan,

00:22:02.200 province,

00:22:03.160 Kuliakan.

00:22:04.120 See,

00:22:04.380 he said there's 3.216 million

00:22:06.280 down there,

00:22:06.760 people,

00:22:07.300 and that's as of this year.

00:22:09.440 But who knows how many

00:22:10.620 of those people are hanging out,

00:22:11.880 staying there.

00:22:13.260 Uh,

00:22:13.660 but,

00:22:14.340 but yeah,

00:22:16.320 man,

00:22:16.500 you gotta think

00:22:17.160 that out of 3.216,

00:22:19.920 million people,

00:22:20.720 you only need how many people

00:22:21.940 at a zoo every week

00:22:22.940 to make it function

00:22:24.120 and make money.

00:22:26.200 I bet probably

00:22:27.400 2,000 people.

00:22:31.880 So,

00:22:32.380 if you can't get 2,000 people

00:22:33.760 to go to a new zoo

00:22:36.260 in Mexico

00:22:36.880 out of 3 point,

00:22:38.940 excuse me,

00:22:39.500 out of 3.216,

00:22:41.080 then,

00:22:41.780 are you even a businessman?

00:22:43.040 That's one of my big questions.

00:22:45.620 So,

00:22:46.120 we'll see,

00:22:46.660 but I'll keep you guys posted.

00:22:47.780 What else is happening?

00:22:49.000 Oh,

00:22:49.180 I got the hair.

00:22:51.100 That's what's been going on.

00:22:52.360 I'm like,

00:22:52.680 what if I haven't been doing much?

00:22:54.200 I got the hair rejuvenation again.

00:22:58.100 So,

00:22:58.520 you know,

00:22:58.740 I love surgery

00:22:59.700 and,

00:23:00.140 and I got it.

00:23:03.360 So,

00:23:03.800 I've been having to chill.

00:23:04.740 That's been the worst thing.

00:23:05.680 I've been having to literally

00:23:06.440 do nothing.

00:23:07.080 And then,

00:23:08.520 two days ago,

00:23:09.200 I started getting sick.

00:23:11.540 So,

00:23:12.000 it's been tough having,

00:23:13.700 you know,

00:23:14.020 they took it out the back.

00:23:14.880 They took a decent crop

00:23:15.940 and they put it up in that front,

00:23:17.320 boy.

00:23:18.800 So,

00:23:19.740 hair in the back,

00:23:21.540 hair in the front.

00:23:24.120 So,

00:23:24.460 but it take a while.

00:23:25.120 They just take the seed.

00:23:26.360 Now,

00:23:26.600 a lot of people do not know this

00:23:28.060 and I've talked about it before on here,

00:23:29.880 but if you do the FUE hair

00:23:32.680 surgery.

00:23:35.300 Now,

00:23:35.680 I go to this,

00:23:36.260 but this fellow,

00:23:36.960 Dr. Cahan,

00:23:38.000 out here

00:23:38.500 in Beverly Hills.

00:23:40.480 Fancy guy.

00:23:41.400 I'm not sure where he's from,

00:23:42.460 dude.

00:23:42.780 Probably,

00:23:44.380 I don't want to say maybe Middle East,

00:23:45.840 maybe Antarctica.

00:23:46.620 I'm not sure,

00:23:47.280 dude,

00:23:47.420 but like kind of darker Antarctica,

00:23:49.240 you know,

00:23:49.620 Antarctica.

00:23:50.760 You know,

00:23:51.000 he's just,

00:23:51.420 I think it,

00:23:52.020 you know,

00:23:52.480 he's a,

00:23:53.100 he's a Beverly Hills guy.

00:23:55.400 Beautiful man.

00:23:56.720 And he works in,

00:23:57.640 he worked in,

00:23:58.300 in Transylvania,

00:23:59.780 Transplantary long before,

00:24:01.520 you know,

00:24:01.780 an actual organ transplantation.

00:24:03.900 And now he does hair.

00:24:06.040 So what they do,

00:24:07.020 they,

00:24:07.300 they shave the back.

00:24:08.880 They take about maybe one out of every 12 hairs

00:24:11.700 out of the back or 30 hairs or something.

00:24:14.080 Dig it out.

00:24:15.620 They have a little bitty,

00:24:17.380 it's not like a shovel,

00:24:18.220 but it's pretty much like a little bit,

00:24:19.500 like a little,

00:24:20.120 you know,

00:24:20.660 Uncle Baby Billy shovel.

00:24:22.460 And they just,

00:24:23.800 I mean,

00:24:25.240 they just run through the house

00:24:26.600 with a pickle in their mouth,

00:24:29.200 pulling,

00:24:29.780 hairs out of your dome,

00:24:31.420 out of your back dome,

00:24:32.900 back of your head,

00:24:34.480 rear,

00:24:36.400 you know,

00:24:36.740 out of that fucking,

00:24:38.580 out of that big half dome in the back,

00:24:43.200 out of that free solo freaking back piece,

00:24:45.240 you know?

00:24:46.260 So they pull them out

00:24:47.340 and then,

00:24:48.440 they dig little bitty holes in the front

00:24:50.080 and they have two nurses that come,

00:24:52.660 take the hairs from the back,

00:24:54.360 put them in the front.

00:24:55.660 And that's how it goes.

00:24:59.720 Took about four or five hours.

00:25:02.320 They give you a Valiums.

00:25:05.060 So,

00:25:05.700 I started watching El Camino

00:25:07.340 and then I woke up

00:25:08.160 like an hour and a half later

00:25:09.920 and I was in a,

00:25:10.900 watching a soap opera.

00:25:12.000 So I don't even know what the hell happened.

00:25:13.460 But El Camino didn't seem that good,

00:25:15.040 honestly.

00:25:16.440 But,

00:25:17.040 so I did that,

00:25:19.660 did that dirty trick

00:25:20.740 and now it has been recovering.

00:25:23.540 The hard part is you can't do anything active.

00:25:27.040 So you can't do gym,

00:25:28.160 you can't do yoga.

00:25:29.520 You have to sleep at a 45 degree angle.

00:25:32.440 Like a shitty,

00:25:33.440 you know,

00:25:35.720 like someone who's supposed to do,

00:25:39.440 you know,

00:25:39.920 like that chubby guy on the night's watch

00:25:41.460 or whatever that guy's name is.

00:25:43.500 It's not Eldred,

00:25:44.480 but you know what I'm talking about.

00:25:45.780 The guy who's taking care of somebody else's baby.

00:25:47.900 Smee or whatever.

00:25:48.900 Smeagol?

00:25:49.520 Not Smeagol.

00:25:52.540 But yeah,

00:25:53.160 you sleep at a 45 degree angle.

00:25:55.620 You know,

00:25:55.920 like kind of like a fucking,

00:25:57.640 like a semi-alert person,

00:26:00.400 I guess.

00:26:01.500 Like somebody who sleepwalks

00:26:02.960 but is lazy

00:26:03.720 so they're not even doing it.

00:26:05.400 So that's the tough part.

00:26:06.320 You got to stack the pillows

00:26:07.240 at a certain angle.

00:26:08.260 You got to get the ruler

00:26:10.080 or you can do a thing on your phone now

00:26:11.320 that shows you what angles are.

00:26:13.120 So you got to get that 45 degree angle

00:26:15.140 so I sleep at that bastard.

00:26:17.920 And today was the first day

00:26:19.080 I could wash the back of the hair

00:26:20.360 and just pour a little water on the front.

00:26:24.220 And that's been six or seven days.

00:26:26.120 Five, six, five, six days.

00:26:27.960 So,

00:26:28.960 on Tuesday I'll be able to resume

00:26:30.880 I think some yoga

00:26:31.800 and some just moving around.

00:26:34.400 But it sucks

00:26:35.100 because you get stagnant.

00:26:37.740 You get stagnant.

00:26:38.760 And that's what hasn't been good for me.

00:26:39.980 I don't like being stagnant

00:26:40.940 because

00:26:41.580 when I'm not moving

00:26:44.700 the things around me

00:26:47.320 I can be affected.

00:26:48.220 You know,

00:26:48.420 there's

00:26:48.620 things can get me more.

00:26:53.660 The world can get me more

00:26:55.180 when I'm not moving.

00:26:58.400 And so that's when,

00:26:59.480 you know,

00:26:59.720 I think for me it's tough

00:27:00.800 and that's when I get caught

00:27:01.580 thinking more about

00:27:02.480 honestly more about the dark arts

00:27:05.600 because

00:27:06.360 you're just right there.

00:27:11.480 You know,

00:27:12.060 if a vulture's flying by

00:27:13.180 and they got a,

00:27:13.660 and they got a meat

00:27:14.760 that's sitting right there,

00:27:17.160 just a sitting meat,

00:27:18.860 then it's,

00:27:21.360 and they have one meat

00:27:22.280 that's rolling down the hill,

00:27:24.220 you know,

00:27:24.660 a,

00:27:24.840 a meat in motion,

00:27:26.600 then that bird's

00:27:29.280 going to get that sitting meat,

00:27:30.400 that SM.

00:27:31.980 And that's what I feel like.

00:27:35.180 And that's why I think

00:27:36.480 it's just with this time of year

00:27:37.800 and this much,

00:27:38.680 you know,

00:27:41.120 energy in the air,

00:27:42.520 it's like,

00:27:44.420 man,

00:27:45.180 I just want to get moving again

00:27:46.420 so I can,

00:27:47.420 you know,

00:27:48.640 get out of some of these shadows

00:27:49.820 and stuff

00:27:50.460 and just make sure I stay,

00:27:51.820 stay in the light,

00:27:53.440 brother.

00:27:53.620 or I can be part of the good stuff.

00:27:59.080 So yeah,

00:27:59.860 I got the FUE hair

00:28:01.500 transplantation.

00:28:04.240 It's my second time.

00:28:05.840 Did I need it?

00:28:07.300 Probably not.

00:28:09.260 But,

00:28:10.320 you know,

00:28:11.260 I don't spend money on much

00:28:12.560 and

00:28:13.560 I like having hair.

00:28:16.280 You know,

00:28:16.820 I like having it.

00:28:18.580 Now,

00:28:19.100 one scary thing,

00:28:20.700 the

00:28:21.020 flow,

00:28:23.000 the,

00:28:23.160 they inject your scalp

00:28:28.840 with a bunch of

00:28:29.860 different

00:28:30.380 saline solution

00:28:31.800 and a bunch of stuff

00:28:32.860 to numb the pain.

00:28:35.440 Well,

00:28:36.000 this junk

00:28:37.160 starts

00:28:37.640 at the second day

00:28:39.260 and third day.

00:28:40.460 You don't notice it,

00:28:41.560 but then on the fourth day,

00:28:42.440 your

00:28:42.620 forehead

00:28:43.860 swells up.

00:28:45.340 Then,

00:28:46.100 the swelling

00:28:47.040 rolls

00:28:48.440 down

00:28:49.280 your face

00:28:50.360 and you start

00:28:52.340 to get swollen

00:28:53.080 around your eyes,

00:28:54.220 nose,

00:28:54.900 cheek.

00:28:56.720 If you're on the YouTube,

00:28:57.840 I'll include some photos.

00:28:59.960 You know,

00:29:00.160 because I like to be candid

00:29:01.080 about it.

00:29:01.540 I mean,

00:29:01.660 I look like a panther.

00:29:02.560 I look like a white panther.

00:29:05.000 I look like a,

00:29:05.740 kind of like a,

00:29:07.940 somebody,

00:29:08.260 a fat snake

00:29:09.160 that's kind of dumb

00:29:10.020 a little at one point.

00:29:11.400 I look like a fire boy,

00:29:12.920 a boy that had been,

00:29:13.800 maybe not in a fire.

00:29:16.080 Well,

00:29:16.460 maybe like a boy

00:29:17.040 who'd been in like

00:29:17.560 a medium kind of fire.

00:29:23.680 And no disrespect

00:29:24.520 to anybody that's in a fire

00:29:25.500 or has been.

00:29:27.960 You know,

00:29:28.400 at least you've been

00:29:29.420 in the fire,

00:29:30.040 bruh.

00:29:30.480 A lot of people are afraid

00:29:31.320 to even fucking

00:29:31.940 step

00:29:32.740 outdoors

00:29:34.360 if things is getting

00:29:36.720 real

00:29:37.280 heady

00:29:37.980 and at least you've been

00:29:39.660 in the fire.

00:29:42.000 What else do we have here?

00:29:44.120 I got a cold man.

00:29:45.040 I'm still getting over this.

00:29:46.440 I couldn't even do my,

00:29:47.300 I had two comedy sets.

00:29:49.500 Man.

00:29:51.960 Um.

00:29:55.720 Here's,

00:29:56.160 oh,

00:29:56.340 I'll tell you this.

00:29:56.900 This message came in

00:29:57.820 to me on Instagram.

00:29:59.840 This boy.

00:30:07.240 This is from,

00:30:08.800 shit,

00:30:09.560 I don't know who it's from.

00:30:11.040 This boy said,

00:30:14.600 El Raton.

00:30:15.680 If someone is trying

00:30:16.420 to dress up like you

00:30:17.320 for Halloween,

00:30:18.200 what are some essentials?

00:30:21.000 Well,

00:30:21.440 first of all,

00:30:21.940 I think you gotta have,

00:30:24.120 if you're gonna be me,

00:30:25.420 you definitely need to have

00:30:26.200 some antidepressants

00:30:27.160 in your pocket.

00:30:28.540 Gang,

00:30:29.040 bruh.

00:30:30.540 And if,

00:30:31.320 and after that,

00:30:32.040 I think you need to,

00:30:33.340 I'd go with body oil,

00:30:37.360 I'd go with the Rat King attire.

00:30:39.340 I'd go with body oil,

00:30:40.460 at least one strap.

00:30:41.620 You wanna be strapped up.

00:30:43.440 I think you need to have

00:30:44.000 the dark glasses.

00:30:45.820 You need to have that straight up,

00:30:47.360 that Uncle Baby Billy

00:30:48.760 back splash,

00:30:49.740 that long hair in the back.

00:30:51.860 You know,

00:30:52.400 that dirt curtain,

00:30:53.500 boy.

00:30:53.720 If this neck's a knockin',

00:30:57.840 don't come a rockin',

00:30:58.980 you feel me?

00:31:01.320 Oh,

00:31:01.780 you need to have

00:31:02.840 decent attitude.

00:31:06.040 Nothing more than that.

00:31:08.180 You know,

00:31:08.440 you don't have to have a,

00:31:09.140 you know,

00:31:09.580 you don't have to be real fired up

00:31:10.960 or keyed up.

00:31:13.320 You gotta just know that,

00:31:15.720 hey,

00:31:16.920 you know,

00:31:17.720 you fuckin' beat Crystalia twice,

00:31:19.440 that's all you gotta know,

00:31:20.520 boy,

00:31:20.800 and that's the whole outfit.

00:31:22.780 And go out there

00:31:23.640 and have a loved one,

00:31:25.080 you know,

00:31:25.440 preferably female,

00:31:27.140 keep putting baby oil on you.

00:31:29.160 And you can put the baby oil

00:31:30.280 on your face as well.

00:31:31.520 If you don't have baby oil,

00:31:32.360 you could use Crisco

00:31:33.280 or butter,

00:31:35.380 unsalted butter,

00:31:36.320 stick butter.

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00:31:39.740 I don't like the fuckin' marjoram

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00:31:44.260 Just get somebody to rub

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00:34:03.260 And there's no place

00:34:04.360 that it gets spookier

00:34:05.120 for me

00:34:05.620 than in

00:34:06.360 my underpants,

00:34:08.520 boy.

00:34:09.400 My UPs,

00:34:10.440 boy,

00:34:10.680 them Upers.

00:34:11.300 Some people say

00:34:12.720 Upper Peninsula,

00:34:13.520 dude.

00:34:13.940 I'm talking about

00:34:14.640 Under Peninsula.

00:34:19.020 It's Halloween.

00:34:20.240 There's nothing spookier

00:34:21.280 than showing

00:34:21.780 your peony

00:34:23.140 or your

00:34:23.560 you know,

00:34:24.580 your veget

00:34:25.080 to somebody.

00:34:26.420 I mean,

00:34:26.760 just think about it,

00:34:27.580 dude.

00:34:28.220 Is there anything

00:34:28.740 scarier looking

00:34:29.700 than your junk?

00:34:31.680 Probably not.

00:34:33.400 So it's that time

00:34:34.560 of year where you

00:34:35.200 could really,

00:34:35.780 really get it right.

00:34:37.660 MeUndies,

00:34:38.380 they are offering

00:34:39.440 spooky soft

00:34:40.980 junk covers.

00:34:42.700 Yep.

00:34:43.680 They're designed

00:34:44.360 to be the best thing

00:34:45.080 you've ever put

00:34:45.540 in your body.

00:34:46.340 Softer than a

00:34:47.020 fluffy kitten

00:34:47.700 running around

00:34:48.480 your nuts.

00:34:50.440 I mean,

00:34:50.920 dang.

00:34:51.400 Softer than

00:34:52.060 the brains

00:34:53.040 that zombies

00:34:53.900 like to eat.

00:34:55.800 Or also,

00:34:56.700 some of these brains,

00:34:58.080 zombies are on keto,

00:34:59.500 so they won't

00:35:00.280 eat your brain

00:35:02.020 if you've been

00:35:02.760 thinking about

00:35:04.180 potato chips.

00:35:06.180 The softest

00:35:08.960 undies,

00:35:09.640 they run

00:35:10.080 extra small

00:35:10.840 to 4XL.

00:35:12.440 MeUndies has

00:35:12.940 the most unique

00:35:13.760 prints out there.

00:35:15.560 One fun thing

00:35:16.320 to do would be

00:35:16.740 to jump into bed

00:35:17.480 at the end of the

00:35:18.000 night and trick-or-treat

00:35:19.240 one last time

00:35:20.320 in your fricking,

00:35:21.880 in your,

00:35:22.300 you know,

00:35:22.640 your buddy's

00:35:23.160 underpants,

00:35:23.800 in your buddy's

00:35:24.780 fucking little

00:35:25.220 junk drawer

00:35:25.940 around their booty.

00:35:27.480 If you don't like

00:35:28.340 leaving your house,

00:35:29.240 that's cool.

00:35:29.880 Just wear the

00:35:30.340 Halloween costumes

00:35:31.040 to pass out candy

00:35:32.020 and you're good.

00:35:32.900 MeUndies has

00:35:33.400 those as well.

00:35:34.480 They got the

00:35:34.880 MeUndies,

00:35:35.300 those onesies,

00:35:36.100 bruh.

00:35:36.720 It's a no-brainer

00:35:38.100 because they have

00:35:40.100 100% satisfaction

00:35:41.360 guaranteed.

00:35:42.740 Dude,

00:35:42.980 if you,

00:35:43.160 if you,

00:35:43.480 if you,

00:35:43.900 if you put on

00:35:44.800 a bunch of

00:35:45.100 MeUndies,

00:35:45.640 you're satisfied.

00:35:47.900 Get,

00:35:48.280 to get 15%

00:35:49.540 off your first

00:35:50.420 pair,

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00:35:51.600 and 100%

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00:35:53.760 go to

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00:35:55.420 slash

00:35:56.080 weekend.

00:35:57.240 That's

00:35:57.800 M-E-U-N-D-I-E-S

00:36:00.260 dot com

00:36:00.840 slash

00:36:01.280 weekend

00:36:02.040 and,

00:36:03.140 and get those

00:36:04.400 Uncle Baby

00:36:05.240 bottom

00:36:05.680 hitters.

00:36:06.820 You feel me?

00:36:07.320 Get them

00:36:07.600 hitters,

00:36:08.000 baby.

00:36:09.020 Take care of

00:36:09.660 your crotch

00:36:10.140 and everything.

00:36:10.920 I'm gonna pick

00:36:11.300 some up.

00:36:11.800 They got some

00:36:12.240 great ones.

00:36:12.700 Pumpkins,

00:36:13.180 little lanterns,

00:36:13.960 this and that.

00:36:15.060 People,

00:36:15.880 get it right.

00:36:17.920 You know what I was

00:36:18.740 also thinking?

00:36:19.260 Let's check in

00:36:20.160 before we get to

00:36:23.400 the hotline.

00:36:25.120 Let's check in.

00:36:26.080 You guys remember

00:36:26.720 Danielle the Virgin

00:36:28.080 and she had

00:36:29.640 virginity

00:36:30.260 and,

00:36:30.880 and then she

00:36:33.260 didn't have it

00:36:33.940 and it's been a

00:36:34.960 year

00:36:35.360 since we

00:36:36.760 communicated with

00:36:38.060 her and

00:36:38.580 and we're glad

00:36:40.420 that people have,

00:36:41.480 you know,

00:36:41.660 or someone at that

00:36:42.420 time had been

00:36:42.880 inside of

00:36:43.440 her body

00:36:44.740 and there's

00:36:45.060 nothing more

00:36:45.480 haunting than

00:36:46.080 letting someone

00:36:46.540 in your body.

00:36:48.460 Think about it.

00:36:49.360 I mean,

00:36:52.080 you can go a lot

00:36:52.720 of places,

00:36:53.160 you can just

00:36:53.480 walk right in

00:36:54.280 but if you just

00:36:55.940 walk right into

00:36:56.560 somebody's body,

00:36:57.380 a lot of times

00:36:57.880 it's illegal

00:36:58.580 so to let

00:37:00.200 somebody get in

00:37:00.980 your body,

00:37:01.560 that's a,

00:37:01.900 you know,

00:37:02.180 that's very,

00:37:03.480 there's nothing

00:37:03.880 more haunting

00:37:04.440 than that.

00:37:05.160 That's a real,

00:37:06.320 I'm gonna haunt

00:37:06.800 you for a couple

00:37:07.340 seconds with this

00:37:08.180 wean or with,

00:37:09.300 you know,

00:37:10.600 I'm gonna drape

00:37:11.240 this vajet over

00:37:12.220 you and haunt

00:37:12.820 your little,

00:37:13.340 you know,

00:37:13.820 haunt your little

00:37:15.080 Peter area.

00:37:16.220 You get it?

00:37:18.020 So,

00:37:18.420 it's been a year

00:37:19.340 now that

00:37:19.760 Danielle has

00:37:20.340 allowed her

00:37:21.300 body to be

00:37:21.800 haunted by

00:37:22.380 others and

00:37:22.700 so let's

00:37:23.000 check in

00:37:23.380 with her

00:37:23.820 right here

00:37:24.920 and just

00:37:25.420 see how

00:37:25.720 it's going.

00:37:36.080 Hello?

00:37:37.080 Hey,

00:37:37.380 Danielle?

00:37:38.460 Yeah,

00:37:38.980 hey.

00:37:39.600 Hey,

00:37:39.800 what's up?

00:37:40.080 It's Theo

00:37:40.500 from the

00:37:41.260 This Past

00:37:41.620 Weekend.

00:37:42.940 Yes,

00:37:43.440 yeah,

00:37:43.720 hi,

00:37:44.020 how are you?

00:37:45.060 I'm doing

00:37:45.640 pretty well.

00:37:46.580 we're just,

00:37:48.960 how are you

00:37:49.600 doing actually?

00:37:50.200 We're just

00:37:50.500 thinking,

00:37:51.080 I was thinking

00:37:51.980 actually,

00:37:52.560 I try to blame

00:37:53.120 it on other

00:37:53.500 people,

00:37:53.940 but that it's

00:37:56.480 been a year

00:37:57.140 since we had

00:37:57.820 the Danielle

00:37:58.660 the Virgin

00:37:59.120 call.

00:38:01.000 Yes,

00:38:01.500 yeah,

00:38:01.960 and what a

00:38:02.820 year,

00:38:03.340 you know?

00:38:04.540 Yeah,

00:38:05.060 how's it been?

00:38:07.280 It's been good.

00:38:08.760 It's actually,

00:38:09.500 at the time

00:38:12.220 of the initial

00:38:12.880 call,

00:38:13.280 I lived in

00:38:13.720 Savannah

00:38:14.080 and now

00:38:14.980 I live in

00:38:15.560 D.C.,

00:38:16.040 so that's

00:38:16.520 been a nice

00:38:17.040 change of

00:38:17.660 scenery.

00:38:18.540 Look,

00:38:18.880 you get some

00:38:19.360 D and then

00:38:20.100 you want to

00:38:21.260 add letters

00:38:21.980 to it,

00:38:22.420 you know?

00:38:24.060 Sure,

00:38:24.740 yeah.

00:38:25.820 What took

00:38:26.480 you over

00:38:26.700 there to

00:38:26.940 D.C.?

00:38:28.240 Well,

00:38:29.400 I've been

00:38:29.740 thinking of

00:38:30.260 moving for

00:38:31.620 a while and

00:38:32.940 actually kind

00:38:33.780 of the

00:38:34.380 catalyst was

00:38:35.740 the guy

00:38:36.600 that I was

00:38:37.600 dating,

00:38:38.360 the V-taker,

00:38:40.380 if you will,

00:38:41.560 didn't end

00:38:42.940 so well,

00:38:43.720 so like when

00:38:44.300 that ended,

00:38:44.980 I was like,

00:38:45.460 well,

00:38:45.600 I'm going to

00:38:45.860 get the heck

00:38:46.380 out of Dodge,

00:38:47.080 you know?

00:38:47.560 Yeah.

00:38:48.780 And how's

00:38:49.720 the sexualness

00:38:51.800 been once you

00:38:52.660 got over to

00:38:53.300 D.C.?

00:38:53.840 Is it different?

00:38:54.640 What's from

00:38:55.520 Savannah to

00:38:56.360 D.C.?

00:38:57.680 It's a little

00:38:59.440 bit weirder up

00:39:00.740 here,

00:39:01.020 to be honest.

00:39:01.780 It's a little

00:39:02.180 bit harder to

00:39:03.160 find people.

00:39:05.300 I find that a

00:39:06.460 lot of them

00:39:06.860 are already

00:39:07.320 married or

00:39:09.140 just kind

00:39:10.000 of like

00:39:10.660 self-absorbed

00:39:12.620 in a way.

00:39:13.640 So the

00:39:14.380 dating scene

00:39:14.940 is a bit

00:39:15.380 harder,

00:39:16.500 but you

00:39:17.800 know,

00:39:18.400 it's not

00:39:19.220 that hard.

00:39:20.700 Yeah.

00:39:22.320 Well,

00:39:22.840 it's not that

00:39:23.220 hard to get

00:39:23.560 somebody to

00:39:23.960 just fall

00:39:24.480 into your

00:39:25.460 body if

00:39:26.840 you need

00:39:27.120 them to,

00:39:27.540 I guess.

00:39:28.500 Yeah,

00:39:28.860 not too

00:39:29.780 hard when

00:39:30.260 you really

00:39:30.660 try.

00:39:31.420 Yeah.

00:39:32.320 Do you feel

00:39:33.240 any different

00:39:33.780 now that

00:39:34.240 you're,

00:39:34.880 you know,

00:39:35.940 part of

00:39:36.580 the sexual

00:39:37.040 community?

00:39:38.880 Yeah,

00:39:39.220 I guess.

00:39:41.320 I mean,

00:39:41.540 I feel like

00:39:42.000 I'm kind

00:39:42.360 of in

00:39:42.780 on,

00:39:43.160 you know,

00:39:44.480 like a

00:39:44.980 secret.

00:39:46.600 Although I

00:39:47.240 guess it's

00:39:47.540 not a secret,

00:39:48.100 like the

00:39:48.360 majority of

00:39:49.040 people have

00:39:50.080 sex.

00:39:50.740 So it's

00:39:51.500 like the

00:39:51.840 worst kept

00:39:52.300 secret.

00:39:53.020 Yeah.

00:39:53.340 But yeah,

00:39:54.640 I just kind

00:39:55.180 of like I

00:39:55.560 get what

00:39:56.000 it's about.

00:39:56.880 I feel like

00:39:57.960 there's a

00:39:59.680 new topic of

00:40:00.520 discussion that

00:40:01.400 can be had

00:40:02.140 that I can be

00:40:02.780 involved in.

00:40:03.540 so yeah,

00:40:04.940 I like

00:40:05.340 that.

00:40:06.380 Yeah.

00:40:07.380 And it's

00:40:07.680 um,

00:40:08.840 you know,

00:40:09.460 have you

00:40:09.920 learned like

00:40:10.700 what have

00:40:11.020 you learned

00:40:11.440 about sex?

00:40:12.160 Do you feel

00:40:12.580 like anything?

00:40:13.380 I don't even

00:40:13.960 because I

00:40:15.360 don't know

00:40:15.660 shit.

00:40:16.180 I've been

00:40:16.700 doing it

00:40:17.180 barely,

00:40:17.600 you know,

00:40:18.300 for a long

00:40:18.800 time,

00:40:19.180 but I've

00:40:19.400 been doing

00:40:19.840 it.

00:40:20.140 But I

00:40:21.320 mean,

00:40:21.800 uh,

00:40:24.340 I mean,

00:40:25.440 it's just

00:40:25.740 kind of like

00:40:26.080 a natural

00:40:26.620 thing.

00:40:27.000 You know,

00:40:27.240 there's only

00:40:27.640 so many

00:40:28.040 things you

00:40:28.420 can do.

00:40:28.920 Yeah.

00:40:29.740 Um,

00:40:30.620 but I

00:40:31.500 mean,

00:40:32.140 learned not

00:40:34.060 really,

00:40:34.700 honestly.

00:40:35.780 Yeah.

00:40:36.840 Yeah.

00:40:37.480 No,

00:40:38.060 um,

00:40:38.760 learned.

00:40:39.340 I'm trying

00:40:39.620 to think.

00:40:40.120 I mean,

00:40:40.340 not,

00:40:40.760 not really.

00:40:41.380 I think it's

00:40:42.260 just kind

00:40:42.740 of you go

00:40:44.000 with the

00:40:44.380 flow.

00:40:45.580 Um,

00:40:46.380 I mean,

00:40:46.700 I guess

00:40:46.980 there's like

00:40:47.340 obviously

00:40:47.680 positions and

00:40:48.520 stuff like

00:40:48.900 that,

00:40:49.320 but I

00:40:49.980 think it's

00:40:50.660 just,

00:40:51.340 there's only

00:40:52.040 a couple

00:40:52.520 though that

00:40:54.460 matter.

00:40:55.160 Yeah.

00:40:55.760 Yeah.

00:40:56.360 I mean,

00:40:56.840 yeah.

00:40:57.040 It's like,

00:40:57.280 are we on

00:40:57.760 land?

00:40:58.160 Are we,

00:40:58.340 you know,

00:40:59.020 what's,

00:40:59.480 you know,

00:40:59.660 it's very,

00:41:01.620 there's only

00:41:02.300 so much

00:41:02.760 humans can

00:41:03.280 do without,

00:41:03.940 you know,

00:41:04.200 being,

00:41:04.740 you know,

00:41:05.040 having,

00:41:05.400 you know,

00:41:05.720 gasoline involved

00:41:06.840 or getting re,

00:41:07.520 you know,

00:41:07.700 somebody jumping

00:41:08.420 off a damn

00:41:08.940 building or

00:41:09.540 something,

00:41:09.900 you know?

00:41:10.780 Yeah.

00:41:11.300 There's,

00:41:11.700 yeah,

00:41:12.040 so many,

00:41:12.940 there's only

00:41:13.580 so many safe

00:41:14.320 options.

00:41:15.100 Yeah.

00:41:15.520 Yeah.

00:41:16.100 And do you

00:41:16.980 have things

00:41:17.380 escalated now

00:41:18.220 or you got,

00:41:18.640 have you joined

00:41:19.240 any sexual

00:41:19.800 groups?

00:41:20.360 Have you,

00:41:21.020 did you then

00:41:22.020 want to get

00:41:22.400 into like

00:41:22.740 threesomes and

00:41:23.500 stuff like

00:41:23.860 that?

00:41:24.100 Has it gotten

00:41:24.500 pretty,

00:41:25.100 um,

00:41:25.340 has it gotten

00:41:26.660 kind of spooky

00:41:27.340 or anything?

00:41:28.680 Um,

00:41:29.080 I can't say

00:41:30.020 I've done

00:41:30.480 any of that,

00:41:31.980 but,

00:41:32.460 um,

00:41:34.280 spooky.

00:41:35.460 I mean,

00:41:36.120 I guess,

00:41:37.600 so,

00:41:38.980 I mean,

00:41:39.400 the,

00:41:39.920 when the first

00:41:40.580 time we spoke,

00:41:41.200 you talked about

00:41:41.880 like butt action

00:41:42.900 and that has

00:41:43.640 happened.

00:41:44.000 So I just feel

00:41:44.840 like all three

00:41:45.660 goals have been

00:41:46.460 checked.

00:41:47.600 So that's a

00:41:48.980 thing.

00:41:49.760 Yeah.

00:41:50.200 And so was

00:41:51.980 that something

00:41:52.520 that you brought

00:41:53.180 upon yourself

00:41:54.060 or was that

00:41:54.800 something that

00:41:55.280 was initiated

00:41:55.980 by,

00:41:56.720 um,

00:41:57.020 a young man?

00:41:58.820 Um,

00:41:59.320 it was,

00:42:00.140 he says

00:42:00.820 accidentally

00:42:01.540 initiated,

00:42:02.540 but I don't

00:42:03.480 believe that.

00:42:04.420 Yeah.

00:42:04.560 I didn't believe

00:42:05.120 that for a second.

00:42:05.800 I was just

00:42:06.200 like,

00:42:06.400 yeah,

00:42:06.580 yeah,

00:42:06.760 keep going.

00:42:07.620 Oh,

00:42:07.820 wow.

00:42:08.800 Um,

00:42:09.080 but yeah,

00:42:09.460 so I was just

00:42:10.180 like,

00:42:10.460 let's not talk

00:42:11.300 about this

00:42:11.840 cause it's

00:42:12.360 already happening.

00:42:13.080 So let's

00:42:13.620 just keep

00:42:14.180 with the flow.

00:42:15.440 Okay.

00:42:15.980 Um,

00:42:16.800 so yeah,

00:42:17.340 that was,

00:42:18.180 well,

00:42:18.320 that escalated

00:42:19.060 quickly.

00:42:20.160 It really

00:42:20.960 did.

00:42:21.300 Cause it

00:42:21.560 was within

00:42:22.100 like three

00:42:22.720 weeks with

00:42:23.340 the same,

00:42:23.980 the guy who

00:42:24.740 like,

00:42:25.320 it was the

00:42:26.200 same person.

00:42:27.260 Um,

00:42:28.220 that typical

00:42:29.160 guy,

00:42:29.800 dude.

00:42:30.720 Yeah.

00:42:31.160 Just wanted

00:42:31.720 it all.

00:42:32.540 Oh,

00:42:33.140 I'll tell you

00:42:33.620 this.

00:42:33.780 I'm a guy

00:42:34.380 and that's

00:42:35.560 how it goes.

00:42:36.260 Okay.

00:42:37.040 Yeah.

00:42:37.740 You know,

00:42:38.480 well,

00:42:38.660 I guess that's

00:42:39.240 something I

00:42:39.700 learned.

00:42:40.200 They just

00:42:40.500 want it all.

00:42:41.320 Well,

00:42:41.540 we'll mill

00:42:41.940 around your

00:42:42.380 vagina for a

00:42:43.240 couple of

00:42:43.480 weeks until

00:42:43.860 we accidentally

00:42:44.540 try to fall

00:42:45.220 into your

00:42:45.560 butt,

00:42:46.000 you know?

00:42:46.780 Yeah.

00:42:47.220 And then

00:42:47.840 sometimes it

00:42:48.540 works.

00:42:49.780 Yeah.

00:42:50.240 And sometimes

00:42:50.540 it works.

00:42:51.320 Um,

00:42:52.520 well,

00:42:52.780 dang.

00:42:53.020 So do you,

00:42:53.540 do you wish

00:42:54.500 you were still

00:42:55.320 a virgin or

00:42:55.920 are you okay?

00:42:57.340 I'm fine.

00:42:58.340 You know,

00:42:58.800 it's,

00:42:59.240 it is what it

00:42:59.840 is.

00:42:59.960 I mean,

00:43:00.240 I,

00:43:00.580 it's better

00:43:01.360 not being

00:43:02.280 one.

00:43:02.820 I mean,

00:43:03.260 I'm having

00:43:03.680 more fun.

00:43:04.500 Yeah.

00:43:05.420 So yeah.

00:43:06.440 And it looks

00:43:06.760 like you kind

00:43:07.180 of took it,

00:43:07.620 you know,

00:43:07.860 it's like you

00:43:08.220 kind of ran,

00:43:08.760 you know,

00:43:08.980 it's like you

00:43:10.180 don't want to

00:43:10.640 be,

00:43:11.100 cause how old

00:43:11.480 are you now?

00:43:12.900 26.

00:43:13.740 Yeah.

00:43:14.420 Yeah.

00:43:14.780 I don't think

00:43:15.160 I have a friend

00:43:15.760 I think who got

00:43:16.360 married and she's

00:43:17.140 might be like 40

00:43:18.000 or something.

00:43:18.320 She's a virgin.

00:43:19.160 At that point,

00:43:19.720 it's like you

00:43:21.060 kind of scare.

00:43:21.800 It's,

00:43:22.460 you know,

00:43:23.620 you're starting to

00:43:24.180 scare people.

00:43:24.760 Some.

00:43:25.960 Yeah.

00:43:26.320 I mean,

00:43:26.680 I felt that

00:43:27.280 way at 25.

00:43:28.440 So I can only

00:43:28.880 imagine what

00:43:30.360 it is,

00:43:30.940 you know,

00:43:31.820 yeah.

00:43:32.200 At 40.

00:43:33.120 That's a lot.

00:43:34.500 At 40.

00:43:34.920 I think you

00:43:35.360 just save it.

00:43:36.500 Go back to

00:43:37.120 heaven.

00:43:38.320 Yeah.

00:43:38.720 At that point,

00:43:39.500 it's like,

00:43:40.020 let's get all

00:43:40.480 the brownie

00:43:40.920 points with

00:43:41.320 Jesus.

00:43:43.720 Wow.

00:43:45.040 So one year

00:43:46.060 out there on

00:43:46.580 the sex circuit,

00:43:47.680 Danielle,

00:43:48.060 that's beautiful.

00:43:49.560 Yeah.

00:43:50.060 You know,

00:43:50.560 one year down,

00:43:51.440 hopefully many

00:43:52.160 to come.

00:43:53.260 Oh yeah.

00:43:54.480 Oh yeah.

00:43:55.000 You can fuck

00:43:55.500 for at least

00:43:55.880 or do sex

00:43:56.580 or whatever

00:43:56.860 you want to

00:43:57.260 do for at

00:43:57.660 least probably

00:43:58.040 40 years,

00:43:58.780 I bet.

00:44:00.080 40.

00:44:00.600 Well,

00:44:00.880 yeah,

00:44:01.280 I guess

00:44:01.940 unless,

00:44:02.460 you know,

00:44:02.620 barring any

00:44:03.080 tragedy.

00:44:04.240 Yeah.

00:44:04.860 Well,

00:44:05.620 yeah,

00:44:05.860 I hope it

00:44:06.260 doesn't happen.

00:44:07.180 What are you

00:44:07.580 going to be

00:44:07.800 for Halloween?

00:44:09.540 What am I

00:44:10.080 going to be

00:44:10.400 for Halloween?

00:44:10.860 Besides a

00:44:11.400 real tramp,

00:44:12.320 you feel me?

00:44:13.040 Just joking.

00:44:16.100 You know,

00:44:17.460 I'm not a

00:44:18.020 huge Halloween

00:44:18.720 person,

00:44:19.920 but.

00:44:22.380 Whoa,

00:44:23.000 definitely.

00:44:24.720 You have to

00:44:25.640 be.

00:44:26.940 I mean,

00:44:28.100 if you're

00:44:28.980 doing butt

00:44:29.660 activities with

00:44:30.380 somebody,

00:44:30.680 that's Halloween

00:44:31.240 basically.

00:44:32.280 You have to

00:44:32.940 be in

00:44:33.260 Halloween.

00:44:35.700 Halloween is

00:44:36.400 basically the

00:44:37.220 butt sex of

00:44:37.940 the calendar.

00:44:40.000 That's,

00:44:40.580 gosh,

00:44:41.080 that's such a

00:44:41.560 great way to

00:44:42.040 put it,

00:44:42.380 but I guess

00:44:42.800 since I

00:44:43.100 celebrate it

00:44:43.840 like regularly,

00:44:45.240 it's like

00:44:46.640 not a big

00:44:47.220 deal the

00:44:48.800 day of,

00:44:49.380 you know?

00:44:51.180 Yeah.

00:44:52.500 Oh,

00:44:53.080 wow.

00:44:53.800 You're

00:44:54.140 unbelievable,

00:44:54.620 but it's so

00:44:55.160 good to hear

00:44:55.500 you sound

00:44:55.880 good.

00:44:56.220 Is everything

00:44:56.640 going okay?

00:44:58.140 Yeah,

00:44:58.580 it's going

00:44:59.100 good.

00:44:59.580 It's just

00:45:00.780 night.

00:45:01.480 It's nice

00:45:02.080 Sunday

00:45:02.480 evening

00:45:03.220 here in

00:45:04.880 D.C.

00:45:05.460 So,

00:45:05.760 yeah,

00:45:06.000 it's going

00:45:07.220 pretty well.

00:45:08.120 Yeah,

00:45:08.320 just,

00:45:08.660 you know,

00:45:09.800 20-year-old

00:45:10.780 or in my

00:45:11.680 20s,

00:45:12.280 living life,

00:45:13.100 you know?

00:45:14.520 Yeah,

00:45:14.860 staying damp.

00:45:15.540 Staying damp

00:45:17.420 out there

00:45:17.800 in those

00:45:18.080 meat streets,

00:45:19.020 huh?

00:45:20.020 Yeah,

00:45:20.540 you said it.

00:45:25.300 Well,

00:45:25.860 good luck

00:45:26.300 to you,

00:45:26.760 and just

00:45:27.520 don't get

00:45:27.880 into doing

00:45:28.300 any wild

00:45:29.160 drugs or

00:45:29.800 anything like

00:45:30.160 that.

00:45:30.380 That's when

00:45:30.740 it can get

00:45:31.400 really,

00:45:31.820 really wild,

00:45:32.420 you know?

00:45:33.060 Oh,

00:45:33.260 no.

00:45:34.300 I think,

00:45:34.860 I mean,

00:45:35.120 that's already

00:45:35.480 happened.

00:45:36.480 Oh,

00:45:36.800 damn.

00:45:37.860 Yeah,

00:45:38.160 sorry.

00:45:39.160 Well,

00:45:39.700 let you

00:45:40.220 down there.

00:45:43.940 Well,

00:45:44.340 look here,

00:45:44.880 how about

00:45:45.180 this?

00:45:45.860 Hey,

00:45:46.140 stay alive.

00:45:47.060 Try and

00:45:47.440 stay alive

00:45:47.940 if you can.

00:45:48.560 Yes,

00:45:49.280 I will do

00:45:49.960 that.

00:45:50.880 I love it.

00:45:51.480 To the best

00:45:51.860 of my ability.

00:45:53.520 And it's

00:45:54.040 nice to hear

00:45:54.460 your voice,

00:45:54.880 Daniel.

00:45:55.040 I hope you

00:45:55.300 have a good

00:45:55.640 day,

00:45:56.060 and I'm

00:45:56.540 glad you've

00:45:57.020 had a safe

00:45:57.900 year of

00:45:58.300 decent sex,

00:45:59.940 you know,

00:46:00.200 or semi-decent.

00:46:02.000 Thank you so

00:46:02.680 much,

00:46:03.000 Theo.

00:46:03.240 I appreciate

00:46:03.780 it.

00:46:04.320 Yep.

00:46:04.580 Good luck

00:46:05.260 out there,

00:46:05.680 and I hope

00:46:05.920 to see you

00:46:06.240 in the

00:46:06.420 future.

00:46:07.660 Awesome.

00:46:08.160 Thank you.

00:46:08.720 I'm looking

00:46:09.060 forward to

00:46:09.540 whenever you

00:46:09.960 get Maryland

00:46:10.540 rescheduled.

00:46:12.260 Yes,

00:46:12.620 so am I.

00:46:15.020 I've had a lot

00:46:16.220 of people

00:46:16.500 asking about it.

00:46:17.820 I think it's

00:46:18.520 going to be at

00:46:18.960 the very end

00:46:19.560 of January,

00:46:20.380 but I'll let

00:46:20.940 you know soon.

00:46:22.880 Oh,

00:46:23.200 awesome.

00:46:23.640 That sounds

00:46:24.040 great.

00:46:24.660 Yeah,

00:46:25.020 we'll put it

00:46:25.600 on the books

00:46:25.960 or something

00:46:26.220 this week,

00:46:26.600 I think.

00:46:27.020 So,

00:46:27.660 we'll have a

00:46:28.420 good Sunday

00:46:28.780 evening,

00:46:29.020 and I'll talk

00:46:29.420 to you later.

00:46:30.680 Thank you,

00:46:31.260 you too,

00:46:31.520 Theo.

00:46:31.800 Bye.

00:46:32.220 All right,

00:46:32.420 Danielle,

00:46:34.580 and just

00:46:36.020 like that,

00:46:37.460 and just

00:46:39.660 like that,

00:46:40.240 people are

00:46:40.540 coming into

00:46:40.900 the back

00:46:41.280 door of

00:46:41.640 our lives.

00:46:43.340 The spirits

00:46:44.120 are out

00:46:44.520 there.

00:46:45.660 They'll find

00:46:46.120 any way

00:46:46.580 into you,

00:46:48.140 through your

00:46:48.500 face,

00:46:48.860 through your

00:46:49.120 eyes,

00:46:50.640 through your

00:46:51.020 snout,

00:46:51.420 through your

00:46:51.680 buttocks.

00:46:54.320 Wow.

00:46:55.440 It escalates

00:46:56.400 quickly,

00:46:56.780 doesn't it?

00:46:57.440 That's okay,

00:46:58.180 man.

00:46:59.840 That's okay.

00:47:00.860 She sounds

00:47:01.220 like she's

00:47:01.520 doing well,

00:47:02.080 though.

00:47:02.520 She sounds

00:47:02.840 like she's

00:47:03.140 doing well,

00:47:03.680 and so I'm

00:47:04.020 glad that she

00:47:04.460 answered.

00:47:07.140 Thank you,

00:47:07.700 Danielle.

00:47:08.360 Let's take a

00:47:09.000 couple of

00:47:09.280 calls here

00:47:09.700 that hit

00:47:09.960 the hotline,

00:47:10.640 985-664-9503.

00:47:15.680 Hey,

00:47:16.240 Theo,

00:47:16.740 this is

00:47:17.160 Terry,

00:47:18.080 just calling

00:47:18.960 in because

00:47:19.480 I was

00:47:19.700 watching your

00:47:20.260 show.

00:47:21.020 Thanks for

00:47:21.560 calling in,

00:47:22.080 Terry,

00:47:23.100 and I would

00:47:23.720 love to tell

00:47:24.140 you that

00:47:24.400 that's my

00:47:26.680 favorite name,

00:47:27.420 but it is

00:47:27.780 not.

00:47:30.860 But that

00:47:31.800 has nothing

00:47:32.080 to do with

00:47:32.380 you as a

00:47:33.280 human.

00:47:33.520 You're

00:47:33.760 different

00:47:34.020 than your

00:47:34.300 name.

00:47:34.980 Onward.

00:47:35.200 A guy

00:47:36.760 named Griffin

00:47:37.300 called in

00:47:37.820 about him

00:47:38.540 and his

00:47:38.780 girlfriend

00:47:39.040 breaking up

00:47:39.620 after a

00:47:40.020 while.

00:47:40.480 I just

00:47:40.860 wanted to

00:47:41.360 reach out

00:47:41.860 to him

00:47:42.300 and let

00:47:42.920 him know

00:47:43.300 that things

00:47:43.880 get better.

00:47:44.760 It's just

00:47:45.220 going to

00:47:45.420 take a

00:47:45.720 little time,

00:47:46.560 but there's

00:47:47.040 light at the

00:47:47.680 end of the

00:47:47.980 tunnel,

00:47:48.360 dude.

00:47:48.520 You just

00:47:48.760 got to look

00:47:49.120 for it.

00:47:49.520 focus on

00:47:51.600 yourself right

00:47:52.100 now.

00:47:52.700 For a

00:47:53.160 while,

00:47:53.460 you haven't

00:47:53.740 been able

00:47:54.160 to focus

00:47:55.540 on yourself

00:47:55.960 because you've

00:47:57.480 been in a

00:47:57.820 relationship,

00:47:58.540 but now you

00:47:58.940 got full

00:48:00.380 attention to

00:48:00.840 yourself and

00:48:01.620 you can

00:48:02.140 really improve

00:48:02.820 on some

00:48:03.120 things.

00:48:04.660 Life gets a

00:48:05.460 lot better,

00:48:05.940 man.

00:48:06.380 I promise.

00:48:07.300 Alrighty.

00:48:07.600 And you

00:48:09.500 know,

00:48:09.720 thanks for

00:48:11.060 calling with

00:48:11.460 that,

00:48:12.360 Terry.

00:48:13.100 And that's

00:48:13.600 a good

00:48:13.960 suggestion,

00:48:14.900 too.

00:48:16.320 And when

00:48:16.760 you're in a

00:48:17.100 relationship,

00:48:17.900 you can't

00:48:18.320 see you.

00:48:19.220 It's hard

00:48:19.900 because you

00:48:20.440 got that

00:48:21.600 accomplice.

00:48:23.800 You know,

00:48:24.080 you got that

00:48:24.440 human side,

00:48:25.460 that adjacent

00:48:26.980 human.

00:48:29.000 And you

00:48:29.500 can't just

00:48:30.540 see you.

00:48:32.780 I mean,

00:48:33.100 it's hard

00:48:33.500 because when

00:48:33.900 you look in

00:48:34.240 the mirror,

00:48:34.560 both of you

00:48:34.920 guys are

00:48:35.260 there.

00:48:35.540 You're

00:48:35.600 together.

00:48:36.060 It's a

00:48:36.240 team.

00:48:37.600 you know,

00:48:41.900 it's tough.

00:48:42.580 It's tough to

00:48:42.940 know what's

00:48:43.280 a good

00:48:43.640 relationship,

00:48:44.320 what's a

00:48:44.640 safe amount

00:48:45.240 of them

00:48:46.000 involved in

00:48:48.540 you.

00:48:49.800 What's a

00:48:50.300 healthy amount,

00:48:50.860 not safe,

00:48:51.480 but how

00:48:52.480 healthy is

00:48:53.120 it?

00:48:53.620 I mean,

00:48:53.880 look,

00:48:54.040 I struggle

00:48:54.400 so much in

00:48:54.900 this space,

00:48:55.400 I don't

00:48:55.580 even,

00:48:57.320 I think it's

00:48:58.700 nice that this

00:48:59.240 call came in

00:48:59.780 though.

00:49:00.240 I'll tell

00:49:00.560 you this

00:49:01.080 about the

00:49:02.620 listeners of

00:49:03.700 this

00:49:04.120 experiment.

00:49:07.600 that we

00:49:09.920 probably got,

00:49:10.540 I would

00:49:10.720 bet,

00:49:11.000 200 calls

00:49:11.760 for suggestions

00:49:13.980 for Griffin.

00:49:15.780 So that,

00:49:17.320 I mean,

00:49:17.680 that's amazing

00:49:18.160 to me

00:49:18.640 that they

00:49:20.740 hear that

00:49:21.180 somebody's

00:49:21.540 struggling and

00:49:21.980 that that

00:49:22.220 many calls

00:49:22.680 came in

00:49:23.020 for him.

00:49:23.580 Here's

00:49:23.900 another one

00:49:24.240 that came

00:49:24.520 in.

00:49:24.700 Thank you,

00:49:25.080 Terry.

00:49:26.520 Onward.

00:49:26.840 Hope you

00:49:27.500 guys have

00:49:27.780 a good

00:49:28.000 day.

00:49:29.900 Yo,

00:49:30.620 what's up?

00:49:31.520 It's your

00:49:31.780 boy,

00:49:32.100 Mark,

00:49:32.800 from the

00:49:33.100 Sacramento

00:49:33.460 area of

00:49:34.180 California.

00:49:35.380 Right now

00:49:36.060 I'm listening

00:49:36.540 to your

00:49:37.480 podcast that

00:49:38.140 just dropped

00:49:38.720 and a young

00:49:39.800 man with a

00:49:40.700 shaky,

00:49:41.200 broken voice

00:49:41.800 is talking

00:49:42.420 about losing

00:49:43.020 a relationship

00:49:43.720 for three

00:49:44.100 and a half

00:49:44.500 years.

00:49:45.100 Yeah,

00:49:45.880 that's

00:49:46.080 Griffin that

00:49:46.540 called in.

00:49:47.260 And thanks

00:49:47.560 for calling

00:49:47.920 in,

00:49:48.220 brother,

00:49:48.480 from Sacramento.

00:49:50.860 And Sacramento

00:49:52.120 is the home

00:49:52.480 of the missing

00:49:53.000 people,

00:49:53.560 actually.

00:49:53.980 A lot of

00:49:54.320 missing people

00:49:54.900 up there

00:49:55.300 in that

00:49:55.560 area.

00:49:56.580 So I hope

00:49:57.040 you're,

00:49:57.340 you know,

00:49:59.100 you know,

00:50:00.440 you're checked

00:50:02.380 in with others.

00:50:03.640 Onward.

00:50:05.440 And taking

00:50:07.180 ownership like

00:50:08.020 he ought to

00:50:08.460 and that's

00:50:08.800 good.

00:50:09.980 I'd like to

00:50:10.640 give him some

00:50:11.120 advice as a

00:50:11.840 guy that's

00:50:12.220 going through

00:50:12.640 some really

00:50:13.140 bad times

00:50:13.840 in his own

00:50:14.300 marriage.

00:50:15.100 First of all,

00:50:15.740 go ahead and

00:50:16.140 grieve.

00:50:16.640 Cry.

00:50:17.520 Don't get

00:50:17.980 drunk and

00:50:18.540 don't go

00:50:19.200 and score.

00:50:20.520 Okay,

00:50:20.780 don't go out

00:50:21.960 and chase

00:50:22.720 tiny.

00:50:23.060 Don't do

00:50:23.380 that.

00:50:24.100 Just grieve.

00:50:25.400 Grieve,

00:50:25.860 cry,

00:50:26.240 protest this.

00:50:27.680 And after

00:50:28.140 you've done

00:50:28.560 that,

00:50:28.920 go get a

00:50:29.400 counselor and

00:50:29.860 just start

00:50:30.160 talking to

00:50:30.600 someone once

00:50:31.500 a month and

00:50:32.160 just deal

00:50:33.060 with your

00:50:33.460 stuff.

00:50:34.500 Be honest,

00:50:35.240 be transparent,

00:50:36.120 be ugly

00:50:36.760 honest.

00:50:37.760 Deal with

00:50:38.160 your issues

00:50:38.760 because when

00:50:40.880 love comes

00:50:41.380 around again,

00:50:42.020 you need to

00:50:42.320 have this

00:50:42.660 stuff in

00:50:43.060 check.

00:50:43.480 And you can

00:50:43.840 do it,

00:50:44.160 bro.

00:50:44.280 You absolutely

00:50:45.080 can.

00:50:46.460 Gang,

00:50:47.000 man.

00:50:47.780 Thank you

00:50:48.260 there.

00:50:48.620 I think that

00:50:48.980 was Mark.

00:50:50.020 Yo,

00:50:50.600 what's up?

00:50:51.480 It's your

00:50:51.740 boy,

00:50:52.020 Mark.

00:50:52.720 Yeah,

00:50:53.240 thank you.

00:50:53.820 Thank you

00:50:54.200 very much,

00:50:54.700 Mark,

00:50:54.980 for that

00:50:55.380 call.

00:50:58.200 Man,

00:50:58.700 that stuff

00:50:59.000 resonates with

00:50:59.580 me,

00:50:59.880 too.

00:51:01.100 What you're

00:51:01.700 saying,

00:51:02.060 Mark,

00:51:02.360 because,

00:51:02.720 you know,

00:51:05.000 I find that

00:51:05.460 I carry the

00:51:06.000 same problems

00:51:06.660 from my

00:51:07.040 past and I

00:51:07.980 continue to

00:51:08.620 carry them

00:51:08.980 into my

00:51:09.280 future,

00:51:09.700 man.

00:51:09.920 Yeah.

00:51:14.280 you know,

00:51:16.820 and it's

00:51:17.160 like,

00:51:17.440 I don't

00:51:18.760 know.

00:51:19.220 I just

00:51:19.460 sometimes think

00:51:19.960 I would be

00:51:20.260 able to learn

00:51:20.720 a little bit

00:51:21.100 better,

00:51:21.360 even for

00:51:21.680 me.

00:51:24.720 And I

00:51:25.180 know that

00:51:25.480 this young

00:51:25.880 man is

00:51:26.180 struggling,

00:51:26.540 and I

00:51:26.680 think that

00:51:26.960 that's a

00:51:27.800 good suggestion.

00:51:28.660 Find somebody

00:51:29.120 to talk to

00:51:29.860 and be

00:51:31.520 brutally

00:51:31.880 honest.

00:51:34.060 You know,

00:51:34.300 sometimes we

00:51:34.640 don't want to

00:51:34.980 be brutally

00:51:35.400 honest,

00:51:35.960 man.

00:51:36.160 I don't.

00:51:36.580 You know,

00:51:40.700 we don't want

00:51:41.240 to be brutally

00:51:41.720 honest.

00:51:42.220 how scary

00:51:46.320 would it be

00:51:46.780 to just tell,

00:51:47.420 just to be

00:51:47.920 just,

00:51:49.640 it's crazy.

00:51:50.540 We will

00:51:50.860 live our

00:51:51.440 lives in

00:51:52.580 lie.

00:51:58.060 We will

00:51:58.720 live our

00:51:59.240 lives in

00:51:59.760 lie.

00:52:03.200 Before we

00:52:03.820 will be

00:52:04.060 brutally

00:52:04.460 honest.

00:52:08.480 I will.

00:52:09.440 I have.

00:52:12.220 And that's

00:52:12.560 the dark

00:52:12.960 arts,

00:52:13.380 man.

00:52:18.280 And it's

00:52:18.840 crazy,

00:52:19.240 because the

00:52:19.520 dark arts,

00:52:20.060 a lot of

00:52:20.440 times,

00:52:20.860 it's our

00:52:21.200 truth.

00:52:24.280 And they're

00:52:24.840 really the

00:52:25.240 brightest thing

00:52:25.820 in the

00:52:26.060 room.

00:52:32.180 But the

00:52:33.720 things that

00:52:34.540 separate us

00:52:36.260 from them,

00:52:36.780 or the

00:52:37.060 things that

00:52:37.420 we choose

00:52:37.940 instead of

00:52:38.520 them,

00:52:39.180 are the

00:52:39.540 ways that

00:52:40.000 we satiate,

00:52:40.860 I don't

00:52:46.660 know.

00:52:48.000 I don't

00:52:48.340 know.

00:52:48.640 I just

00:52:49.060 got a

00:52:49.300 little

00:52:49.400 lost

00:52:49.740 there.

00:52:49.940 But,

00:52:51.200 yeah,

00:52:55.720 that's a

00:52:56.020 good

00:52:56.140 suggestion,

00:52:57.160 is that

00:52:57.820 if there

00:52:59.400 were real

00:53:00.100 issues in

00:53:00.700 your

00:53:00.820 relationship,

00:53:02.020 Griffin,

00:53:02.640 then you

00:53:03.480 can,

00:53:04.640 here's the

00:53:05.800 thing,

00:53:06.000 you'll take

00:53:06.300 the same

00:53:06.740 ones into

00:53:07.160 the next

00:53:07.520 relationship.

00:53:08.020 that's

00:53:10.260 not going

00:53:10.480 to change.

00:53:13.520 That's

00:53:13.880 not going

00:53:14.220 to change.

00:53:16.880 You know,

00:53:17.380 I see my

00:53:17.780 therapist about

00:53:18.420 different issues

00:53:19.080 that I have,

00:53:19.840 and sometimes

00:53:21.100 I don't want

00:53:21.760 to fight

00:53:25.940 them.

00:53:26.140 I don't want

00:53:26.400 to battle

00:53:26.700 them.

00:53:26.860 I'm tired,

00:53:27.480 man.

00:53:27.660 Sometimes I

00:53:28.080 am,

00:53:28.700 I don't want

00:53:29.340 to do it.

00:53:30.000 I don't want

00:53:30.460 to do the

00:53:31.380 hard work

00:53:31.880 sometimes.

00:53:32.340 I know

00:53:36.200 what it

00:53:36.480 is.

00:53:36.940 I know

00:53:37.340 it's

00:53:37.520 right

00:53:37.700 there.

00:53:40.080 But

00:53:40.480 sometimes

00:53:40.800 it's

00:53:41.060 just,

00:53:41.360 it's

00:53:41.600 hard,

00:53:42.120 man.

00:53:43.680 Sometimes

00:53:44.080 it's

00:53:44.400 hard.

00:53:51.580 And

00:53:51.980 the scary

00:53:52.440 thing is

00:53:52.840 some of

00:53:53.100 the truths

00:53:53.380 don't even

00:53:53.640 know what

00:53:53.840 they are,

00:53:54.260 but we

00:53:54.460 can just

00:53:54.780 feel them.

00:53:57.020 We can

00:53:57.560 feel them

00:53:58.080 milling around

00:53:58.960 behind the

00:53:59.360 corner,

00:54:00.120 behind our

00:54:00.540 shoulders,

00:54:01.040 you know.

00:54:02.340 But

00:54:05.460 take care

00:54:05.880 of yourself,

00:54:06.840 do your

00:54:07.280 best.

00:54:10.300 Griffin,

00:54:10.860 you know,

00:54:11.140 keep people

00:54:11.660 out of your

00:54:12.020 butt.

00:54:13.480 That's

00:54:13.880 always a

00:54:14.280 safe place

00:54:14.840 to start.

00:54:16.180 you know,

00:54:20.700 and that's

00:54:21.220 what we

00:54:21.540 just,

00:54:21.980 we deal

00:54:22.280 with in

00:54:22.500 the meantime.

00:54:23.880 You know,

00:54:24.140 we deal

00:54:24.420 with in

00:54:24.640 the meantime.

00:54:25.860 Because a

00:54:26.440 lot of

00:54:26.660 life is

00:54:27.420 that.

00:54:27.720 It's in

00:54:27.900 the meantime.

00:54:28.440 What do

00:54:28.580 we do

00:54:28.880 before,

00:54:29.420 you know.

00:54:30.440 Just take

00:54:30.860 care of

00:54:31.100 yourself right

00:54:31.620 now.

00:54:32.340 You know,

00:54:32.660 you got

00:54:32.840 some

00:54:33.000 fellows,

00:54:33.340 a lot

00:54:33.640 of people

00:54:33.900 that reached

00:54:34.260 out with

00:54:34.840 suggestions.

00:54:38.080 So thank

00:54:38.780 you to

00:54:38.980 everybody that

00:54:39.480 called in.

00:54:40.020 Here's a

00:54:40.400 call that

00:54:40.860 came in

00:54:41.460 to the

00:54:42.320 hotline.

00:54:43.000 Onward.

00:54:43.840 What's

00:54:44.040 going on,

00:54:44.580 young

00:54:44.760 gunner?

00:54:45.460 What's

00:54:45.860 up,

00:54:46.060 playboy?

00:54:46.740 Get at

00:54:47.180 me,

00:54:47.380 daddy.

00:54:48.080 Gang,

00:54:48.460 gang,

00:54:48.900 this is

00:54:49.240 Dylan Armstrong

00:54:50.160 out of

00:54:50.800 Bonham,

00:54:51.320 Texas.

00:54:52.260 DA down

00:54:52.940 in Bonham,

00:54:53.580 bruh.

00:54:54.680 Fuck

00:54:54.980 with me.

00:54:55.760 I'm 25.

00:54:57.100 I do

00:54:57.440 pest control.

00:54:58.280 I've been

00:54:58.360 doing it for

00:54:58.660 about two

00:54:59.060 years.

00:54:59.640 Praise

00:55:00.160 God,

00:55:00.620 brother.

00:55:01.980 PG,

00:55:02.760 son.

00:55:04.260 PTL,

00:55:04.860 baby,

00:55:05.160 praise

00:55:05.400 a lot.

00:55:07.080 And damn,

00:55:07.520 I hate a

00:55:07.940 pest,

00:55:08.320 bro.

00:55:09.600 I hate a

00:55:10.640 pest.

00:55:11.400 So just

00:55:13.120 knowing that

00:55:13.660 you out

00:55:14.060 there,

00:55:14.480 bruh,

00:55:15.280 just

00:55:15.560 gunning

00:55:18.900 these

00:55:19.140 little

00:55:19.400 fucking

00:55:19.820 Muppets

00:55:20.380 down.

00:55:21.800 Because a

00:55:22.400 pest will

00:55:22.740 do anything,

00:55:23.220 bro.

00:55:23.320 You close

00:55:23.640 the door,

00:55:24.040 pest come

00:55:24.440 right up

00:55:24.740 under that

00:55:25.140 bitch.

00:55:25.920 You have

00:55:26.340 a couple

00:55:26.600 bananas out

00:55:27.460 in the

00:55:27.740 morning,

00:55:28.080 and they

00:55:28.180 got six

00:55:28.600 or seven

00:55:29.000 little

00:55:29.240 flies on

00:55:29.820 that

00:55:30.020 bitch

00:55:30.340 trying to

00:55:30.700 suck it

00:55:31.120 off.

00:55:31.900 What?

00:55:33.120 Like,

00:55:33.520 damn,

00:55:33.980 man.

00:55:34.940 They

00:55:35.340 don't

00:55:35.620 stop.

00:55:37.440 You come

00:55:38.220 home sometime,

00:55:38.940 you have a

00:55:39.180 couple roaches

00:55:39.860 over there

00:55:40.420 listening to

00:55:40.980 your stereo,

00:55:41.820 bruh,

00:55:42.160 and they

00:55:42.500 fucking,

00:55:43.360 they don't

00:55:43.840 care,

00:55:44.120 they're doing

00:55:44.380 coke off

00:55:44.960 your iPad.

00:55:46.660 It never

00:55:47.440 ends,

00:55:47.940 boy.

00:55:48.660 These

00:55:48.940 pests,

00:55:49.540 bruh,

00:55:50.420 you know?

00:55:51.260 You,

00:55:51.720 you know,

00:55:52.000 you'll be over

00:55:52.440 at your

00:55:52.680 window when a

00:55:53.140 couple Antifa

00:55:53.920 try to sneak

00:55:54.580 in that

00:55:54.920 bitch,

00:55:55.280 bruh.

00:55:56.440 Skirt,

00:55:57.060 skirt,

00:55:58.080 get them.

00:55:58.960 Drown them

00:55:59.500 out,

00:55:59.860 boy.

00:56:00.740 Hit them

00:56:01.000 with a

00:56:01.280 little bit

00:56:01.540 of fucking

00:56:01.880 WD-40

00:56:02.800 or something.

00:56:04.760 You know,

00:56:05.160 or a little

00:56:05.540 bit of

00:56:05.980 Roundup

00:56:07.560 Ready,

00:56:08.040 bruh.

00:56:09.160 So I'm

00:56:09.560 glad to

00:56:10.040 know guys

00:56:10.560 like you

00:56:10.940 were out

00:56:11.240 there.

00:56:12.720 Onward?

00:56:14.020 Like six,

00:56:15.080 seven years

00:56:15.500 ago I was,

00:56:16.340 you know,

00:56:16.700 cooking at

00:56:17.760 Sonic.

00:56:18.600 And so from

00:56:19.280 then on,

00:56:20.060 coming up to

00:56:20.580 this time now,

00:56:22.120 seven years

00:56:22.580 later or

00:56:23.060 whatever,

00:56:23.940 I've been

00:56:24.660 constantly trying

00:56:26.120 to better my

00:56:27.200 goals and get

00:56:28.060 a better job

00:56:29.120 and all that

00:56:29.480 stuff.

00:56:29.760 Amen,

00:56:31.340 man.

00:56:31.600 So for,

00:56:31.980 yeah,

00:56:32.120 if you was

00:56:32.340 cooking at

00:56:32.680 Sonic and

00:56:33.060 now you're

00:56:33.240 doing pest

00:56:33.600 control,

00:56:34.000 man,

00:56:34.160 it's good

00:56:34.520 because you're

00:56:34.960 taking,

00:56:35.320 you know,

00:56:35.460 it's definitely

00:56:35.780 more job

00:56:36.420 where you

00:56:36.740 are,

00:56:37.020 you're out

00:56:39.640 there interacting

00:56:40.560 with people

00:56:41.040 now.

00:56:42.940 You know,

00:56:43.920 you have much

00:56:44.780 more responsibility

00:56:45.620 with pest

00:56:46.240 control because

00:56:46.680 you got to

00:56:47.040 show up,

00:56:47.560 you got to

00:56:47.820 have the

00:56:48.080 chemicals

00:56:48.460 mixed,

00:56:49.160 you got to

00:56:49.700 have your

00:56:49.940 appointments on

00:56:50.760 target.

00:56:52.320 Sonic,

00:56:52.800 who gives a

00:56:53.320 fuck,

00:56:53.680 dude?

00:56:53.940 You in there

00:56:54.380 shooting up,

00:56:55.120 somebody wants

00:56:56.660 a muffin,

00:56:57.220 you show up

00:56:57.660 to the front

00:56:58.120 of the register

00:56:58.740 and deal

00:56:59.880 with that

00:57:00.300 bitch.

00:57:02.080 You know,

00:57:02.640 unless they're

00:57:03.080 still doing

00:57:03.420 the roller

00:57:03.800 skates or

00:57:04.340 whatever.

00:57:04.620 I haven't

00:57:04.800 been there

00:57:05.100 in a while.

00:57:06.420 But if you

00:57:06.700 got to,

00:57:07.080 you know,

00:57:07.640 you got to

00:57:07.980 cherry ice a

00:57:08.760 couple of

00:57:09.140 motherfuckers

00:57:09.720 out there,

00:57:10.580 you know,

00:57:11.780 and you got

00:57:12.120 them roller

00:57:12.600 skates on,

00:57:13.480 bro.

00:57:14.820 I mean,

00:57:15.320 I don't know

00:57:15.640 how Sonic

00:57:16.120 even stayed

00:57:16.620 in business

00:57:17.080 with the

00:57:17.400 roller skates.

00:57:18.640 Shut it

00:57:19.160 down,

00:57:19.640 man.

00:57:21.120 Because people,

00:57:22.040 you know,

00:57:22.560 you got to,

00:57:23.120 you know,

00:57:23.620 you got a

00:57:23.960 dollar,

00:57:24.420 a dollar

00:57:24.900 sixty,

00:57:26.400 one fifty

00:57:27.080 sandwich,

00:57:28.660 and somebody's

00:57:29.180 on roller,

00:57:29.800 somebody's trying

00:57:30.400 to fucking

00:57:30.780 R-skating that

00:57:31.660 bitch out the

00:57:32.240 door.

00:57:33.620 The chance

00:57:34.360 of them dying

00:57:35.000 or getting

00:57:35.380 hurt or

00:57:35.840 breaking their

00:57:36.340 neck for

00:57:38.000 a dollar

00:57:38.360 fifty,

00:57:38.940 you know,

00:57:40.000 little stacker,

00:57:42.960 just the

00:57:43.360 insurance has

00:57:44.020 got to be

00:57:44.360 through the

00:57:44.740 roof.

00:57:47.660 And especially

00:57:48.460 some of the

00:57:48.940 Sonics,

00:57:49.380 bro,

00:57:49.520 they're in

00:57:49.820 dangerous

00:57:50.200 neighborhoods.

00:57:51.500 So you

00:57:51.940 fucking,

00:57:52.420 you got that

00:57:52.840 cherry lime,

00:57:53.780 you know,

00:57:54.000 and a handful

00:57:54.880 of fucking

00:57:55.340 snack poppers

00:57:56.400 and you

00:57:57.040 trying to

00:57:57.380 sneak out,

00:57:57.940 you know,

00:57:58.100 you trying to,

00:57:59.000 you on wheels

00:57:59.800 and you

00:58:00.160 ducking

00:58:00.560 fucking bullets.

00:58:03.040 You know,

00:58:03.380 it's just,

00:58:03.840 shit gets real

00:58:04.300 shifty out

00:58:05.020 there when

00:58:06.000 you're trying

00:58:06.300 to Sonic

00:58:06.760 up.

00:58:07.920 And they

00:58:08.420 got them

00:58:08.740 two,

00:58:09.180 you know,

00:58:10.780 you know,

00:58:11.680 those two

00:58:12.040 men,

00:58:12.500 those,

00:58:12.840 you know,

00:58:13.240 couple of,

00:58:13.820 you know,

00:58:14.240 those two

00:58:14.660 gay gentlemen,

00:58:15.440 they're beautiful

00:58:15.840 guys,

00:58:16.960 on doing all

00:58:17.580 the commercials

00:58:18.120 and they over

00:58:18.680 there fucking

00:58:19.180 hiding from

00:58:19.780 their wives

00:58:20.300 and putting

00:58:20.680 poppers in

00:58:21.300 each other's

00:58:21.760 mouths or

00:58:22.200 whatever,

00:58:22.680 dude.

00:58:23.480 And you

00:58:23.880 could tell

00:58:24.180 the one

00:58:24.500 guy's on

00:58:24.960 uppers,

00:58:25.380 the little

00:58:25.640 white one.

00:58:26.920 He's on,

00:58:27.740 he's on some

00:58:28.860 type of a

00:58:29.460 little,

00:58:29.920 you know,

00:58:30.480 dust poppers

00:58:31.260 or something

00:58:31.680 and he hits

00:58:32.160 it right when

00:58:32.600 he catches

00:58:32.980 that,

00:58:33.580 you know,

00:58:34.920 when he catches

00:58:35.440 that back door

00:58:36.260 fucking stage

00:58:37.020 pipe.

00:58:37.400 so it's,

00:58:38.980 you know,

00:58:40.220 you know what

00:58:40.580 I'm saying,

00:58:41.160 bruh.

00:58:41.760 It is what

00:58:42.380 it is,

00:58:42.920 man,

00:58:43.160 but I'm glad

00:58:43.640 you're staying

00:58:44.100 busy,

00:58:44.560 dude.

00:58:46.260 I'll tell you

00:58:46.900 this about

00:58:47.280 pest controls.

00:58:48.340 I used to

00:58:48.920 like when

00:58:51.220 a mosquito

00:58:51.740 truck would

00:58:52.300 come,

00:58:52.800 man,

00:58:53.580 God,

00:58:54.860 that shit

00:58:55.200 was Christmas,

00:58:56.080 bruh,

00:58:56.260 for my lungs

00:58:56.960 and brain

00:58:57.560 because when

00:58:59.440 that mosquito

00:59:00.000 truck would

00:59:00.520 roll through

00:59:01.220 and I grew

00:59:03.280 up down there,

00:59:04.060 you know,

00:59:04.980 in that rural

00:59:05.880 area,

00:59:06.420 skeet,

00:59:07.180 skeet,

00:59:08.200 where they

00:59:08.860 got skeet-us.

00:59:11.780 We'll have

00:59:12.180 skeet-us,

00:59:12.640 a lot of

00:59:13.000 skeet-us from

00:59:13.480 even different

00:59:13.920 countries would

00:59:14.460 come and do

00:59:14.880 summer homes

00:59:15.520 in our area

00:59:16.140 and so,

00:59:18.520 you know,

00:59:18.760 a lot of,

00:59:19.780 um,

00:59:20.420 when that

00:59:20.920 mosquito truck,

00:59:23.840 the city once

00:59:24.780 a year,

00:59:25.340 maybe like six

00:59:26.080 times a year,

00:59:27.080 they would spray

00:59:27.860 something out of

00:59:28.420 the back of a

00:59:29.020 van and

00:59:31.380 sometimes it was

00:59:32.000 like this spray

00:59:32.620 gun and sometimes

00:59:33.260 it was just,

00:59:33.820 you know,

00:59:34.480 a couple bad

00:59:35.380 bitches and a

00:59:36.020 gay gen,

00:59:36.420 gentleman back

00:59:36.860 there with a,

00:59:37.780 um,

00:59:38.400 you know,

00:59:38.900 a couple bad

00:59:39.520 bitches with a,

00:59:40.540 um,

00:59:41.540 just some spray

00:59:42.320 canisters of it

00:59:43.280 and they just

00:59:44.020 holding the van,

00:59:44.840 they just rolling

00:59:45.400 down the street

00:59:45.940 through,

00:59:46.740 you know,

00:59:48.300 repellent,

00:59:48.900 they called it,

00:59:49.460 repellent,

00:59:50.140 repellent and we

00:59:52.280 ride our bikes

00:59:53.020 behind that,

00:59:53.720 just nose first,

00:59:55.000 boy,

00:59:55.640 just catching

00:59:57.580 that hit,

00:59:58.320 skeet-skeet,

01:00:03.020 skeet-skeet,

01:00:04.860 brother,

01:00:05.180 there was nothing

01:00:05.820 better than that

01:00:06.580 free high out

01:00:07.480 there,

01:00:08.560 dude,

01:00:08.820 half our

01:00:09.260 neighborhood,

01:00:09.780 people's parents,

01:00:10.720 step-parents,

01:00:12.260 children,

01:00:12.840 step-children,

01:00:13.740 double-step,

01:00:15.180 you know,

01:00:15.800 people,

01:00:16.280 not people that

01:00:17.120 wasn't even living,

01:00:17.940 they would be in a

01:00:18.500 coffin and their

01:00:19.160 fucking cousins

01:00:19.840 pushing them down

01:00:20.560 the street,

01:00:21.000 catching that

01:00:21.540 fucking,

01:00:22.160 that freaking

01:00:23.680 hot hit off the

01:00:24.660 city,

01:00:25.060 bruh,

01:00:25.380 that skeeter hit,

01:00:26.340 you know,

01:00:29.080 that repellent,

01:00:29.920 boy,

01:00:30.160 that shit,

01:00:32.000 God,

01:00:32.560 dude,

01:00:33.640 dude,

01:00:34.040 after half a

01:00:34.740 block,

01:00:35.020 I didn't fucking

01:00:35.540 know who I was

01:00:36.320 anymore,

01:00:37.860 dude,

01:00:38.040 I remember,

01:00:38.500 I remember after

01:00:39.340 two blocks,

01:00:40.000 I didn't list in

01:00:40.560 the damn

01:00:40.980 military,

01:00:41.680 bruh,

01:00:42.580 told him my

01:00:43.060 name was

01:00:43.460 Benedict Arnold

01:00:44.280 one time,

01:00:45.320 and tried to

01:00:46.180 enlist,

01:00:46.780 bruh,

01:00:47.780 so,

01:00:48.680 I'm just saying,

01:00:50.000 it's,

01:00:50.440 you know,

01:00:51.940 pest control is a

01:00:52.840 beautiful,

01:00:54.580 I'd say it's a

01:00:56.320 premier position

01:00:58.820 in a lot of

01:00:59.400 areas,

01:01:00.300 so,

01:01:02.040 let's,

01:01:02.200 sorry,

01:01:02.520 I'm rambling,

01:01:03.200 man,

01:01:03.260 let's go on,

01:01:04.060 and with you being

01:01:04.820 where you're at,

01:01:05.540 how you have so

01:01:06.480 much stuff going

01:01:07.240 on all at once,

01:01:08.180 I was just kind

01:01:08.700 of wondering,

01:01:09.600 does it ever get

01:01:10.400 to a time,

01:01:11.160 or do you ever

01:01:11.580 get to experience

01:01:12.680 kind of just chill

01:01:13.840 time,

01:01:14.680 because,

01:01:14.960 man,

01:01:15.080 I've been going

01:01:16.000 for about seven

01:01:16.940 years straight,

01:01:17.780 and I'm constantly

01:01:18.460 trying to get,

01:01:19.600 you know,

01:01:19.920 better opportunities,

01:01:21.240 and it's kind of

01:01:22.300 hard to sit back

01:01:23.080 and enjoy it,

01:01:24.180 anyway,

01:01:24.580 man,

01:01:24.780 keep doing what

01:01:25.320 you're doing,

01:01:25.760 gang gang.

01:01:27.040 Gang,

01:01:27.460 brother,

01:01:28.060 thanks for

01:01:28.880 listening too,

01:01:29.480 man,

01:01:29.580 I really

01:01:29.820 appreciate that,

01:01:31.360 you know,

01:01:32.600 I worry sometimes,

01:01:33.460 I don't ever

01:01:33.860 want to be,

01:01:36.940 you know,

01:01:39.640 I just want to

01:01:40.020 be the same,

01:01:40.680 I want to be,

01:01:43.100 I want to

01:01:44.220 always know,

01:01:46.480 I'm just glad

01:01:47.420 that you listen,

01:01:48.220 thank you,

01:01:49.620 you know,

01:01:51.580 I think,

01:01:52.120 I've noticed

01:01:52.560 this,

01:01:53.020 some people,

01:01:56.560 you just always

01:01:57.300 are going to

01:01:57.560 find the next

01:01:58.200 thing,

01:01:59.340 and that's

01:02:01.020 just who you

01:02:01.440 are,

01:02:01.980 you're always

01:02:03.700 going to find

01:02:04.220 the next

01:02:04.920 thing,

01:02:06.540 soon as I

01:02:07.240 got here,

01:02:07.880 now I want to

01:02:08.320 know here,

01:02:09.480 okay,

01:02:09.960 now I got to

01:02:10.820 this stair,

01:02:11.500 now I want to

01:02:11.860 go,

01:02:12.500 and that's just,

01:02:13.220 it's just built

01:02:13.800 into you,

01:02:16.140 you know,

01:02:16.560 relaxation for

01:02:17.340 you is almost,

01:02:18.180 you know,

01:02:20.180 it's,

01:02:21.340 it's,

01:02:23.000 well not

01:02:24.200 relaxation,

01:02:24.880 but ambition,

01:02:25.800 some people

01:02:26.200 ambition,

01:02:27.760 okay,

01:02:27.980 I'm talking

01:02:28.220 about something

01:02:28.540 different,

01:02:28.920 I'm realizing,

01:02:29.300 ambition,

01:02:30.340 that's never

01:02:31.500 going to change

01:02:32.080 if you have

01:02:32.420 ambition,

01:02:33.240 if you start

01:02:33.820 at one job

01:02:34.440 and you find

01:02:34.880 yourself wanting

01:02:35.320 to do another

01:02:35.720 job,

01:02:36.380 and then you

01:02:36.840 start to see,

01:02:37.480 okay,

01:02:37.680 now I have

01:02:38.080 this kind of

01:02:38.580 skill set

01:02:39.080 mastered,

01:02:39.860 now how do

01:02:40.280 I,

01:02:40.660 you know,

01:02:41.180 buy my own

01:02:42.040 pest control

01:02:42.740 company,

01:02:43.720 or how do

01:02:44.300 I,

01:02:44.740 you know,

01:02:47.220 how do I

01:02:47.520 get myself

01:02:48.000 two pest

01:02:48.520 control trucks

01:02:49.200 on my own,

01:02:50.120 and then just,

01:02:51.420 you know,

01:02:52.180 and a couple

01:02:52.500 employees,

01:02:53.420 and yeah,

01:02:55.380 basically starting

01:02:55.960 your own

01:02:56.400 pest control

01:02:56.920 company,

01:02:57.360 how do I go

01:02:57.880 from being

01:02:58.200 an employee

01:02:58.740 to being

01:02:59.160 an employer,

01:03:00.820 and that's

01:03:02.640 ambition,

01:03:03.240 that,

01:03:03.480 I don't think

01:03:03.740 that ever

01:03:04.100 leaves you,

01:03:05.880 I think that

01:03:06.680 thing just

01:03:07.160 stays,

01:03:07.680 that was,

01:03:07.900 that was

01:03:08.240 put in you,

01:03:08.800 that's a

01:03:09.100 pilot light

01:03:09.700 that was lit

01:03:10.220 into you

01:03:10.640 by the Lord

01:03:11.340 or by your

01:03:11.820 family or by

01:03:12.560 somebody who

01:03:13.140 threw a match

01:03:14.120 into your

01:03:14.440 fucking

01:03:14.800 asshole as

01:03:16.140 a child,

01:03:16.760 you know,

01:03:17.580 and that

01:03:18.160 never changes,

01:03:20.100 but,

01:03:21.200 I believe

01:03:22.840 that,

01:03:23.300 that sometimes

01:03:24.840 we have to

01:03:25.140 slow it down,

01:03:26.820 and you know,

01:03:27.760 this year I

01:03:28.380 really have

01:03:28.860 struggled with

01:03:29.380 that,

01:03:29.680 man,

01:03:30.040 I got in

01:03:30.580 over my

01:03:30.960 head with

01:03:31.360 busyness,

01:03:32.680 and,

01:03:35.020 I was just

01:03:37.160 stressed out,

01:03:37.920 man,

01:03:38.840 and so I've

01:03:39.740 had to slow

01:03:40.220 it down,

01:03:40.500 I've had to

01:03:40.760 just cut back

01:03:41.460 on the

01:03:41.760 responsibilities,

01:03:43.420 you know,

01:03:43.620 we've had

01:03:43.820 less guest

01:03:44.400 episodes on

01:03:45.120 the podcast,

01:03:46.780 um,

01:03:48.280 had to take

01:03:48.820 some comedy

01:03:49.340 dates off

01:03:49.800 the books,

01:03:50.840 and I was

01:03:51.560 gonna lose

01:03:51.900 my mind,

01:03:52.920 I was

01:03:53.620 losing my

01:03:54.000 hair,

01:03:55.420 and your

01:03:55.780 hair,

01:03:57.320 bro,

01:03:57.680 your hair is

01:03:58.160 just a soft

01:03:58.820 strands of

01:03:59.380 roof right

01:03:59.840 out of your

01:04:00.140 mind,

01:04:01.300 so I knew

01:04:02.440 if that

01:04:02.840 shit was

01:04:03.200 falling out

01:04:03.820 the next

01:04:04.260 thing to

01:04:04.620 fall,

01:04:06.360 my fucking

01:04:07.240 brain,

01:04:07.800 bro,

01:04:09.220 you know,

01:04:09.920 I go to

01:04:10.280 bust a hard

01:04:11.000 fart or

01:04:11.500 something in

01:04:11.900 my brain's

01:04:12.440 in the

01:04:12.680 toilet,

01:04:14.360 I mean,

01:04:14.760 it just,

01:04:16.220 the propensity

01:04:17.180 for me to

01:04:20.800 continue to

01:04:23.000 do well at

01:04:23.660 the point of

01:04:24.420 stress that I

01:04:24.960 was personally

01:04:25.480 feeling was

01:04:26.560 really tough,

01:04:27.160 let me listen

01:04:27.540 to the end of

01:04:27.860 your question

01:04:28.280 one more time,

01:04:28.980 I've been going

01:04:29.420 for about seven

01:04:30.380 years straight,

01:04:31.240 and I'm

01:04:31.440 constantly trying

01:04:32.320 to get,

01:04:33.040 you know,

01:04:33.360 better opportunities,

01:04:34.800 and it's kind

01:04:35.640 of hard to sit

01:04:36.260 back and enjoy it,

01:04:37.600 anyway,

01:04:38.020 man,

01:04:38.240 keep going,

01:04:38.600 it is hard

01:04:39.860 to sit back

01:04:40.280 and enjoy it,

01:04:41.140 and you kind

01:04:41.840 of don't

01:04:42.320 in a way,

01:04:44.440 you know,

01:04:45.220 I notice a

01:04:45.800 little bit,

01:04:46.220 a lot of

01:04:46.600 the work,

01:04:47.180 some of us

01:04:48.220 are,

01:04:49.100 because I was

01:04:49.960 never really

01:04:50.380 that great

01:04:50.760 at enjoying

01:04:51.200 things anyway,

01:04:52.680 and that's

01:04:55.460 part of my

01:04:55.820 alcoholism for

01:04:56.580 me,

01:04:56.820 my alcoholism

01:04:57.460 always wants,

01:04:58.320 it's got to

01:04:58.820 be the next

01:04:59.300 thing,

01:05:00.900 you know,

01:05:01.620 I'd be at a

01:05:02.100 party,

01:05:02.640 and it would

01:05:03.840 be the party,

01:05:04.740 and I'd be,

01:05:05.040 I'd hear a

01:05:06.120 rumor,

01:05:06.460 I'd even

01:05:06.720 fucking make

01:05:07.220 up a rumor,

01:05:08.600 I'd hear a

01:05:09.660 rumor there

01:05:09.960 was a better

01:05:10.380 party somewhere,

01:05:11.320 and I started

01:05:11.860 probably that

01:05:12.340 rumor,

01:05:12.620 when I got

01:05:13.020 to that

01:05:13.340 party,

01:05:14.060 I started

01:05:14.520 a rumor,

01:05:14.840 hey,

01:05:15.000 there's a

01:05:15.180 much better

01:05:15.600 party over,

01:05:17.240 then an

01:05:17.740 hour later,

01:05:18.260 that party

01:05:18.580 would come,

01:05:18.940 that rumor

01:05:19.360 would hit me

01:05:20.020 at the same

01:05:20.620 party,

01:05:21.060 hey,

01:05:21.280 man,

01:05:21.580 I'm like,

01:05:22.340 fuck,

01:05:22.660 man,

01:05:22.760 we had to

01:05:22.960 go to that

01:05:23.240 party,

01:05:25.140 and I just,

01:05:25.960 there was,

01:05:26.260 nothing was

01:05:26.680 ever good

01:05:28.440 enough,

01:05:29.540 because I

01:05:31.580 was never

01:05:32.000 okay,

01:05:33.660 so just

01:05:36.180 never okay

01:05:36.940 was my

01:05:37.380 thing,

01:05:37.680 and so I

01:05:38.600 couldn't enjoy

01:05:39.140 things,

01:05:39.540 I could never

01:05:40.000 really enjoy

01:05:40.660 something,

01:05:42.520 and some

01:05:44.160 of us,

01:05:44.460 you just

01:05:44.840 might be

01:05:45.180 that way,

01:05:45.760 your joy

01:05:46.280 may come

01:05:46.780 from staying

01:05:47.360 busy,

01:05:48.660 it may be

01:05:49.540 the place

01:05:49.900 where you

01:05:50.140 feel best,

01:05:51.660 now if you

01:05:52.300 do find

01:05:52.620 yourself real

01:05:53.040 stressed out,

01:05:53.520 you gotta take

01:05:53.960 something off

01:05:54.500 the docket,

01:05:55.160 man,

01:05:55.800 and as far

01:05:58.180 as new

01:05:58.480 opportunities

01:05:59.100 and growth

01:05:59.800 and jobs

01:06:00.360 and stuff,

01:06:01.460 I noticed

01:06:01.940 those things

01:06:02.440 happened for

01:06:02.920 me,

01:06:03.220 as I

01:06:05.440 would do

01:06:07.620 something

01:06:07.840 new,

01:06:08.220 now you're

01:06:08.500 working in

01:06:08.860 pest control,

01:06:10.500 which first

01:06:11.580 of all,

01:06:12.480 thank you

01:06:13.940 bro,

01:06:15.360 people don't

01:06:16.220 think how

01:06:16.560 much pest

01:06:17.000 is out

01:06:17.360 there,

01:06:18.480 and that

01:06:18.860 people don't

01:06:19.700 think that

01:06:20.100 every morning

01:06:21.160 they got

01:06:22.120 you know

01:06:22.480 two,

01:06:22.820 three thousand,

01:06:23.500 seven thousand

01:06:24.220 MFers out

01:06:25.140 there,

01:06:25.460 beautiful MFers,

01:06:26.400 sorry,

01:06:27.500 going out

01:06:28.900 there to

01:06:29.140 fight pest

01:06:29.720 bro,

01:06:32.920 dude,

01:06:33.280 what,

01:06:34.800 that's

01:06:35.720 insane

01:06:36.220 bro,

01:06:37.080 Jesus,

01:06:39.340 I mean,

01:06:40.840 there's no

01:06:41.600 greater battler

01:06:43.140 of the dark

01:06:43.740 arts than

01:06:44.500 somebody who's

01:06:45.940 fighting pests,

01:06:46.760 think about

01:06:47.140 different pests

01:06:47.700 dude,

01:06:49.140 bats,

01:06:50.400 snakes,

01:06:51.700 attack snakes,

01:06:53.320 roaches,

01:06:54.620 vermin,

01:06:56.200 never ends,

01:06:57.000 pests,

01:06:57.700 vague,

01:06:59.040 could be

01:06:59.440 anybody bro,

01:07:00.660 it could be

01:07:01.120 illegal aliens

01:07:02.040 dude,

01:07:02.680 to some,

01:07:03.120 in some

01:07:03.460 areas,

01:07:04.460 okay,

01:07:05.620 but,

01:07:06.660 you know,

01:07:07.340 the term pest

01:07:08.100 is insane,

01:07:08.820 could be

01:07:09.060 somebody sneaking

01:07:09.740 down your

01:07:10.140 chimney trying

01:07:10.680 to steal a

01:07:11.260 log or

01:07:11.740 fucking,

01:07:12.740 you know,

01:07:13.300 knock your

01:07:13.820 wife up or

01:07:14.480 whatever,

01:07:15.340 you know,

01:07:15.580 people,

01:07:15.980 you know,

01:07:16.940 people come

01:07:17.400 in your house

01:07:17.720 for different

01:07:18.020 reasons,

01:07:18.580 but,

01:07:18.960 but nobody

01:07:19.900 think about

01:07:20.420 how much a

01:07:20.980 pest a man,

01:07:22.080 how,

01:07:23.400 thank you is

01:07:24.020 what I'm

01:07:24.240 saying,

01:07:24.980 thank you for

01:07:25.740 your service

01:07:26.220 dude,

01:07:27.060 because nobody

01:07:28.640 thinks about

01:07:29.100 that,

01:07:30.340 bro,

01:07:30.580 you guys

01:07:30.960 sleep in

01:07:31.420 for a couple

01:07:31.820 of weeks,

01:07:32.240 the fucking

01:07:32.620 world will be

01:07:33.200 overrun with

01:07:33.840 spiders,

01:07:35.320 scorpions,

01:07:39.900 manta rays,

01:07:41.860 what am I

01:07:44.600 thinking of,

01:07:46.220 fucking,

01:07:47.160 I can't think

01:07:51.920 of it,

01:07:53.560 everything,

01:07:55.160 so,

01:07:56.100 but here's

01:07:56.740 what I was

01:07:57.000 saying,

01:07:57.720 what I noticed

01:07:58.560 was,

01:07:59.320 once I started

01:07:59.860 to work in

01:08:00.320 new circles

01:08:00.800 and get a

01:08:02.060 little bit

01:08:02.320 higher,

01:08:03.460 then I was

01:08:04.000 communicating

01:08:04.780 with people

01:08:06.160 who are

01:08:06.440 working in

01:08:06.860 new circles,

01:08:07.940 so once I

01:08:10.620 thought I was

01:08:11.100 just a comedian,

01:08:12.180 then I was

01:08:12.580 like,

01:08:12.860 oh,

01:08:13.860 now I'm

01:08:14.180 doing a

01:08:14.800 podcast,

01:08:15.180 now I'm

01:08:15.420 talking with

01:08:15.940 other people

01:08:16.440 that are

01:08:16.660 doing podcasts,

01:08:18.040 so now they

01:08:18.980 know more

01:08:19.460 information,

01:08:20.920 and I can

01:08:21.320 ask them,

01:08:21.840 hey,

01:08:22.020 how did you

01:08:22.580 get from

01:08:22.840 here to

01:08:23.140 here,

01:08:23.960 what do I

01:08:24.420 need to

01:08:24.740 do that,

01:08:25.260 so it's

01:08:28.580 tough to

01:08:28.940 know if

01:08:29.260 you're

01:08:29.400 talking

01:08:29.540 about

01:08:29.700 ambition

01:08:30.160 or if

01:08:30.840 you're

01:08:30.960 talking

01:08:31.180 about

01:08:31.560 overworked,

01:08:32.660 if you're

01:08:33.540 being

01:08:33.720 overworked,

01:08:34.340 man,

01:08:34.660 and I

01:08:35.440 don't know

01:08:35.640 if you

01:08:35.800 ever will

01:08:36.160 enjoy it,

01:08:38.320 because

01:08:40.320 ambition

01:08:40.840 sometimes

01:08:41.320 keeps us

01:08:41.840 from enjoying

01:08:42.440 things,

01:08:42.920 in some ways,

01:08:43.240 keeps me,

01:08:45.200 because I'm

01:08:46.640 always finding

01:08:47.200 that next

01:08:47.660 horizon,

01:08:48.720 even if I

01:08:49.560 don't want

01:08:49.880 to,

01:08:50.060 I think

01:08:50.300 ambition

01:08:50.760 is something

01:08:51.280 that is

01:08:51.640 just in

01:08:52.120 you sometimes,

01:08:52.840 I don't

01:08:55.220 know if

01:08:55.460 it's really

01:08:55.740 a choice

01:08:56.160 a lot of

01:08:56.520 times,

01:08:57.220 but it's

01:08:58.480 funny,

01:08:58.700 I do

01:08:58.880 think certain

01:08:59.340 experiences

01:08:59.880 will unlock,

01:09:01.860 because I

01:09:02.240 didn't know

01:09:02.560 I had really

01:09:03.060 that much

01:09:03.440 ambition

01:09:03.800 sometimes,

01:09:04.400 I don't

01:09:04.560 think,

01:09:06.160 but I'll

01:09:08.260 say this,

01:09:08.620 man,

01:09:08.720 thank you

01:09:08.980 for your

01:09:09.240 service,

01:09:10.240 and keep

01:09:12.000 going,

01:09:13.540 you know,

01:09:14.000 it's always,

01:09:14.540 okay,

01:09:14.720 now I'm an

01:09:15.060 employer,

01:09:15.880 and then,

01:09:16.320 okay,

01:09:16.600 somebody's in,

01:09:17.140 I'm an

01:09:17.940 employee,

01:09:18.340 how do I

01:09:18.640 find out,

01:09:19.020 how do I

01:09:19.280 be that

01:09:19.560 employer,

01:09:20.760 or how do

01:09:21.340 I see,

01:09:22.060 you know,

01:09:22.240 who's the

01:09:22.520 guy that

01:09:22.840 brings the

01:09:23.300 chemicals to

01:09:24.000 the pest

01:09:24.380 control every

01:09:25.100 week,

01:09:25.460 who's that

01:09:25.820 guy,

01:09:26.660 because I

01:09:27.000 really like

01:09:27.440 his job,

01:09:28.200 I really

01:09:28.480 like what

01:09:28.840 he does,

01:09:29.800 that's a

01:09:30.340 field I

01:09:30.660 really could

01:09:31.020 see myself

01:09:31.840 in,

01:09:33.380 or who's

01:09:35.100 the guy

01:09:35.400 that sells

01:09:36.020 the pest

01:09:37.640 control

01:09:38.000 companies,

01:09:39.520 two people,

01:09:41.800 you know,

01:09:42.040 who sells a,

01:09:42.860 I can't think

01:09:43.420 of what it's

01:09:43.680 called,

01:09:44.660 franchise,

01:09:45.220 who's the

01:09:45.440 guy who

01:09:45.660 sells the

01:09:46.000 franchises to

01:09:46.780 different

01:09:46.980 people,

01:09:48.160 that's a,

01:09:48.540 now that's a,

01:09:49.440 see,

01:09:49.680 it's just,

01:09:50.420 you know,

01:09:50.680 as you get up

01:09:51.340 the little,

01:09:51.780 as you get up

01:09:52.420 the ladders,

01:09:53.280 you'll see,

01:09:54.640 you just,

01:09:55.200 you can see

01:09:55.600 more,

01:09:56.020 you can see

01:09:56.320 different views,

01:09:57.360 and the ladders

01:09:58.640 are there for

01:09:59.000 everybody,

01:09:59.880 I believe that,

01:10:00.960 man,

01:10:01.460 I really do,

01:10:02.920 here's a call

01:10:04.640 that came in,

01:10:05.160 985-664-9503,

01:10:07.820 Hey Theo,

01:10:08.800 it's Mike from

01:10:09.620 By Dubuque,

01:10:10.680 trying to be a

01:10:11.380 farmer,

01:10:12.100 but kind of

01:10:12.860 struggling,

01:10:13.700 you know,

01:10:14.140 farming.

01:10:14.600 Oh,

01:10:15.040 thank you,

01:10:15.460 Michael,

01:10:16.080 and thank you

01:10:16.480 for calling in,

01:10:17.100 man,

01:10:17.240 you know,

01:10:17.540 I used to

01:10:18.000 work on a

01:10:19.180 soybean,

01:10:21.620 corn,

01:10:21.960 and cotton farm

01:10:22.680 over in

01:10:23.180 Natchez,

01:10:24.860 Mississippi.

01:10:26.780 Actually,

01:10:27.200 I worked for

01:10:27.560 the father of

01:10:28.140 the man whose

01:10:28.720 song we heard

01:10:29.300 on the way in,

01:10:30.020 Shine by

01:10:30.560 Bishop Gunn,

01:10:31.240 was that song,

01:10:32.360 and his father

01:10:33.000 employed me over

01:10:33.640 there on the

01:10:35.000 banks of the

01:10:35.440 Mississippi.

01:10:35.900 Kind of

01:10:36.900 struggling,

01:10:37.800 you know,

01:10:38.200 farming can't

01:10:38.860 pay the bills

01:10:39.500 anymore,

01:10:40.620 not until you

01:10:41.500 become pretty

01:10:42.740 much a super

01:10:43.280 farmer,

01:10:44.160 farm 1,000 acres

01:10:45.940 instead of 40

01:10:47.080 acres.

01:10:47.900 My brother,

01:10:48.400 he's already

01:10:48.720 successful,

01:10:49.840 farms 1,500,

01:10:51.500 and he gets

01:10:52.320 to do his

01:10:52.740 dream,

01:10:53.360 and I want

01:10:54.600 to keep the

01:10:55.060 dream too

01:10:55.620 for myself,

01:10:56.460 trying to

01:10:56.860 juggle it

01:10:57.300 with work,

01:10:57.940 work 60

01:10:59.200 hours a week

01:10:59.800 as it is,

01:11:00.660 and try to

01:11:01.460 get time off

01:11:02.140 to farm,

01:11:02.780 and I had to

01:11:03.560 go into a

01:11:04.020 meeting with

01:11:04.440 my boss,

01:11:05.060 and he said

01:11:05.580 he won't

01:11:06.200 allow it,

01:11:06.920 so I don't

01:11:07.440 know if I

01:11:07.920 should die

01:11:08.880 first and

01:11:09.800 just start

01:11:10.800 farming and

01:11:12.420 live off

01:11:12.900 ramen,

01:11:13.780 or if I

01:11:14.400 should keep

01:11:14.940 my job,

01:11:15.900 it pays

01:11:16.200 really good,

01:11:17.420 you know,

01:11:17.780 it might not

01:11:18.360 be successful

01:11:19.100 because I'm

01:11:19.500 not all in,

01:11:20.240 it's on the

01:11:21.040 side,

01:11:21.680 and I don't

01:11:22.140 know,

01:11:22.720 if you got

01:11:23.160 any advice

01:11:24.380 on what to

01:11:24.880 do,

01:11:25.440 I'd appreciate

01:11:26.080 it,

01:11:26.720 and if you

01:11:27.040 ever want

01:11:27.460 to do

01:11:28.080 some farming,

01:11:29.160 come up

01:11:29.600 here.

01:11:30.580 Gang,

01:11:31.100 bro,

01:11:31.860 I'll come

01:11:32.620 up there,

01:11:33.060 dude,

01:11:33.480 I'll grow

01:11:33.960 about 700

01:11:34.620 acres of

01:11:35.160 cocaine,

01:11:35.800 bro,

01:11:36.160 you know

01:11:36.440 what I'm

01:11:36.640 saying,

01:11:37.500 you feel

01:11:39.400 me,

01:11:39.640 dude,

01:11:40.220 or that

01:11:40.740 grow cane,

01:11:41.640 you feel

01:11:42.020 me,

01:11:42.320 boy,

01:11:43.340 you know

01:11:43.800 what I'm

01:11:44.040 talking about,

01:11:44.700 that sugar

01:11:45.180 cane,

01:11:45.700 that straight

01:11:48.600 ball,

01:11:49.120 baby,

01:11:49.500 you got it,

01:11:50.640 the James

01:11:51.260 Harden of

01:11:51.800 the garden,

01:11:52.420 son,

01:11:52.820 this shit

01:11:53.200 will cross

01:11:53.700 you over,

01:11:54.920 this shit

01:11:55.380 will just

01:11:55.680 have you

01:11:56.040 double dribbling

01:11:57.220 your own

01:11:57.620 ideas,

01:11:58.360 boy,

01:11:59.020 that's that

01:11:59.540 hitter,

01:11:59.920 and I

01:12:01.140 got that

01:12:01.480 from Maui

01:12:02.080 right there,

01:12:02.720 some of y'all

01:12:03.040 know that,

01:12:03.900 I mean,

01:12:04.240 you want to

01:12:04.580 talk about

01:12:05.040 mother nature's

01:12:05.920 land dandruff,

01:12:06.880 baby,

01:12:07.140 you got it,

01:12:08.140 this thing

01:12:08.520 will have you

01:12:09.080 beaten the

01:12:09.620 street with

01:12:10.160 your snout,

01:12:10.920 son,

01:12:11.260 just that

01:12:11.600 hitter,

01:12:12.340 bamboo by

01:12:14.000 the gram

01:12:15.320 boo,

01:12:16.560 this is

01:12:17.320 that

01:12:17.820 you know,

01:12:21.020 you throw

01:12:21.340 this and

01:12:21.880 a drug

01:12:24.840 addict will

01:12:25.480 come back

01:12:25.860 with it

01:12:26.140 in his

01:12:26.760 mouth,

01:12:27.480 and you

01:12:27.660 can stay

01:12:27.960 off of

01:12:28.260 cocaine

01:12:28.660 and stay

01:12:29.320 off on

01:12:29.660 that

01:12:29.820 grocane,

01:12:30.420 baby,

01:12:31.220 you know

01:12:31.520 what I'm

01:12:31.740 saying,

01:12:32.480 this,

01:12:32.720 that,

01:12:32.940 that

01:12:33.320 fucking

01:12:33.620 scary

01:12:34.120 potter,

01:12:34.600 dog,

01:12:35.140 petrificus

01:12:37.220 totalus,

01:12:39.600 this,

01:12:40.220 dude,

01:12:41.100 look,

01:12:41.840 ow,

01:12:43.420 ooh,

01:12:44.560 man,

01:12:45.080 I,

01:12:45.580 ooh,

01:12:46.160 you saw

01:12:46.820 it looking

01:12:47.200 for me,

01:12:47.840 bruh,

01:12:48.540 you know

01:12:48.780 what I'm

01:12:49.000 saying,

01:12:49.280 I'll suck

01:12:49.800 your stick,

01:12:50.620 bruh,

01:12:54.580 mm,

01:12:54.900 you know,

01:13:01.080 that's

01:13:01.300 tasty,

01:13:01.760 man,

01:13:02.840 oh,

01:13:04.380 that's

01:13:04.620 tasty,

01:13:05.400 and only

01:13:07.020 nature

01:13:07.360 offers that

01:13:07.880 sweet,

01:13:08.440 you know,

01:13:09.020 but yeah,

01:13:09.740 this also

01:13:10.080 can do

01:13:10.360 diabetes to

01:13:11.120 you as

01:13:11.380 well,

01:13:11.560 if you

01:13:11.700 have too

01:13:11.980 much of

01:13:12.420 it,

01:13:12.540 you know,

01:13:13.180 this should

01:13:13.580 have put

01:13:13.820 the beat

01:13:14.620 in diabetes,

01:13:15.640 dude,

01:13:16.260 this give

01:13:16.600 you that

01:13:16.820 high

01:13:17.100 diabetes,

01:13:17.660 dog,

01:13:18.760 you know,

01:13:19.140 you be,

01:13:19.800 you know,

01:13:20.460 kind of

01:13:20.820 just,

01:13:21.720 you know,

01:13:22.240 blowing your

01:13:22.760 neighbor for

01:13:23.280 a couple of,

01:13:24.060 you know,

01:13:24.560 for a little

01:13:25.100 bit of

01:13:25.420 that,

01:13:25.940 that gram

01:13:27.220 boo,

01:13:27.660 you feel

01:13:28.060 me,

01:13:28.380 gang,

01:13:29.040 bruh,

01:13:29.860 but what I'm

01:13:30.480 saying is,

01:13:31.020 man,

01:13:31.180 don't do drugs,

01:13:32.060 you know,

01:13:32.260 there's safer

01:13:32.660 drugs out there,

01:13:33.680 now,

01:13:33.960 sugar's just as

01:13:34.600 addictive,

01:13:35.020 I will say it,

01:13:35.980 but,

01:13:37.080 but,

01:13:37.800 but you never

01:13:39.380 really seen a

01:13:39.940 dude blowing a

01:13:40.580 guy for a

01:13:41.460 Cinnabon,

01:13:43.740 so,

01:13:44.940 you gotta think

01:13:45.720 about that,

01:13:46.720 you know,

01:13:47.120 big picture,

01:13:48.860 and only in

01:13:49.900 Maui do they

01:13:50.520 have such a

01:13:51.000 beautiful creature,

01:13:52.360 and other places,

01:13:53.240 actually,

01:13:53.680 Louisiana also

01:13:54.580 has this,

01:13:55.540 Vietnam as

01:13:56.300 well,

01:13:57.100 but only really

01:13:58.280 unique and

01:13:59.040 special spots

01:14:00.120 can offer,

01:14:02.520 you know,

01:14:03.180 can the land

01:14:03.900 just make such

01:14:04.660 a damn

01:14:05.020 drug,

01:14:06.100 and,

01:14:07.020 and god dang,

01:14:09.740 it's beautiful

01:14:10.160 though,

01:14:10.360 when you see

01:14:10.680 sugar in its

01:14:11.140 natural form,

01:14:11.800 isn't it,

01:14:12.980 you don't think

01:14:13.420 about it like

01:14:13.840 this,

01:14:14.160 do you,

01:14:15.280 you don't think

01:14:16.040 every time you

01:14:16.500 bite a cookie,

01:14:17.880 that there's a

01:14:18.540 little bit of

01:14:18.940 forest in it,

01:14:19.700 do you,

01:14:19.940 that mother

01:14:21.200 nature's just

01:14:21.900 lurking inside

01:14:23.220 of that cookie,

01:14:25.160 and about you,

01:14:25.900 about to get you,

01:14:26.860 get you a

01:14:27.700 sticked,

01:14:28.860 and you about to

01:14:29.520 be her little

01:14:29.920 cookie bitch,

01:14:30.640 and that's

01:14:30.920 sugar cane boy,

01:14:32.240 and girl,

01:14:32.980 sorry,

01:14:34.480 whoo,

01:14:35.120 that thing gets

01:14:35.640 me fired up,

01:14:36.620 dude,

01:14:38.320 you know,

01:14:38.940 natural sweets

01:14:39.680 get me fired up,

01:14:40.680 but thank you

01:14:44.080 for that

01:14:44.300 opportunity to

01:14:44.860 come over

01:14:45.200 there and

01:14:45.580 farm,

01:14:47.040 I really

01:14:47.720 appreciate that,

01:14:48.660 man,

01:14:49.120 I,

01:14:49.260 I want to,

01:14:51.840 I want to,

01:14:52.520 I want to say

01:14:53.000 this,

01:14:53.420 man,

01:14:53.740 you know,

01:14:55.380 there comes a

01:14:55.820 time where it's

01:14:56.240 like,

01:14:56.400 yeah,

01:14:56.480 you have to

01:14:56.760 decide,

01:14:57.760 and you know

01:14:58.820 what,

01:14:58.980 a lot of

01:14:59.360 people don't

01:14:59.720 do what they

01:15:00.240 really want

01:15:01.040 to do,

01:15:02.300 you know,

01:15:03.740 the two things

01:15:04.180 that made me

01:15:04.580 happiest,

01:15:05.120 man,

01:15:05.260 in my life,

01:15:05.740 one time,

01:15:06.280 the happiest

01:15:06.840 day I ever

01:15:07.240 had,

01:15:07.560 actually,

01:15:07.860 I know for

01:15:08.200 this for a

01:15:08.640 fact,

01:15:08.900 the happiest

01:15:09.340 time I ever

01:15:09.860 had,

01:15:10.680 I was

01:15:11.940 working at

01:15:12.440 a disabled

01:15:13.020 children farm

01:15:14.500 in India,

01:15:18.220 and I can't

01:15:19.660 even believe

01:15:19.980 they had this

01:15:20.420 shit,

01:15:20.620 they had

01:15:20.840 children,

01:15:21.380 you know,

01:15:22.100 doing,

01:15:22.480 they were

01:15:22.700 disabled and

01:15:23.160 they got

01:15:23.400 them fucking

01:15:23.740 farming and

01:15:24.220 shit,

01:15:24.360 this shit,

01:15:24.700 it might have

01:15:25.140 been illegal,

01:15:25.640 I don't know,

01:15:26.440 but I went

01:15:27.320 there with a

01:15:27.660 school trip and

01:15:28.380 we were supposed

01:15:28.740 to work there

01:15:29.300 and help out,

01:15:29.960 and we did,

01:15:31.280 and it was

01:15:32.100 amazing,

01:15:32.600 man,

01:15:33.160 and it was

01:15:33.840 one day in

01:15:34.260 my life where

01:15:34.700 I just felt,

01:15:35.200 man,

01:15:35.400 I felt a spirit

01:15:36.000 inside of me

01:15:36.580 that was stronger

01:15:37.340 than just me,

01:15:39.080 I felt a,

01:15:40.100 something inside

01:15:41.480 of me that

01:15:41.760 was very

01:15:42.100 real,

01:15:43.360 you know,

01:15:44.100 and I think

01:15:44.460 it was

01:15:44.660 connection,

01:15:45.940 it was

01:15:46.420 purpose,

01:15:46.940 you know,

01:15:50.560 it sounds

01:15:50.800 like if

01:15:51.020 your brother

01:15:51.300 is doing

01:15:51.600 farming,

01:15:52.020 then you

01:15:52.140 would always

01:15:52.440 have a way

01:15:52.860 into the

01:15:53.540 industry,

01:15:54.420 so that's

01:15:54.900 nice,

01:15:56.660 and it

01:15:59.780 sounds like

01:16:00.120 you also

01:16:00.400 may or

01:16:00.800 just not

01:16:01.240 sure if

01:16:01.880 you want

01:16:02.220 to do

01:16:02.620 it,

01:16:03.440 you said

01:16:03.680 you have

01:16:04.180 a good

01:16:04.500 job right

01:16:05.200 now and

01:16:05.500 it's

01:16:05.640 paying

01:16:05.840 well,

01:16:07.700 let me

01:16:08.980 hear in

01:16:09.180 the beginning

01:16:09.520 if you

01:16:09.780 said you

01:16:10.060 wanted,

01:16:10.640 from

01:16:10.880 by

01:16:11.100 Dubuque,

01:16:11.900 trying to

01:16:12.340 be a

01:16:12.640 farmer,

01:16:13.360 but

01:16:13.600 trying to

01:16:14.120 struggle,

01:16:14.700 and you

01:16:15.080 know,

01:16:15.400 farming can't

01:16:16.060 pay the

01:16:16.360 bills,

01:16:16.700 anymore.

01:16:17.820 Okay,

01:16:18.340 so farming

01:16:18.700 can't pay

01:16:19.100 the bills

01:16:19.420 unless you're

01:16:19.780 part of a

01:16:20.160 super farm,

01:16:20.820 you said,

01:16:22.120 and yeah,

01:16:22.560 it sounds

01:16:22.900 like maybe

01:16:23.940 you just

01:16:24.180 want to

01:16:24.620 be,

01:16:25.580 but you

01:16:26.080 also,

01:16:26.540 you want

01:16:27.380 to make

01:16:27.620 money,

01:16:28.620 and it's

01:16:29.560 tough,

01:16:29.940 man,

01:16:30.120 you know,

01:16:30.280 my brother

01:16:30.620 runs a,

01:16:31.120 he runs a

01:16:33.300 premier tree

01:16:34.440 service,

01:16:35.680 and landscaping

01:16:36.600 service,

01:16:37.240 and really

01:16:38.320 almost an

01:16:38.720 environmental

01:16:39.180 service at

01:16:39.780 this point

01:16:40.220 down in

01:16:40.880 Baton Rouge,

01:16:41.440 and it's

01:16:41.620 called Biggs,

01:16:43.200 B-I-G-G-Z,

01:16:45.120 and he

01:16:46.020 started off as a

01:16:46.680 tree cutter,

01:16:47.560 he was a cutter

01:16:48.220 for someone,

01:16:48.740 he'd cut in

01:16:49.140 trees,

01:16:50.200 and he's got

01:16:51.100 some great

01:16:51.460 stories,

01:16:51.960 man,

01:16:52.080 he cut into

01:16:52.480 a beehive

01:16:53.000 once,

01:16:53.560 but then

01:16:57.460 one day he

01:16:57.880 said,

01:16:58.040 why am I

01:16:59.380 working for

01:16:59.820 this guy,

01:17:00.200 I can be

01:17:00.580 this guy that

01:17:01.240 I'm working

01:17:01.540 for,

01:17:02.240 so then he

01:17:03.080 became that

01:17:03.580 guy,

01:17:04.720 and next

01:17:05.520 thing you

01:17:05.700 know,

01:17:05.880 he got the

01:17:07.680 knowledge he

01:17:08.100 needed to go

01:17:08.800 with the job,

01:17:10.700 and he was a

01:17:11.320 foreman,

01:17:12.320 and he was

01:17:13.060 running a couple

01:17:13.580 guys who were

01:17:14.220 climbing trees,

01:17:14.900 and he was

01:17:15.480 then booking

01:17:15.980 the business,

01:17:16.640 and then he

01:17:18.340 went back to

01:17:19.020 school,

01:17:19.940 and got a

01:17:20.520 doctorate,

01:17:21.360 so now the

01:17:23.060 dude,

01:17:23.520 you know,

01:17:23.840 he's like a

01:17:24.280 damn,

01:17:25.840 you know,

01:17:26.280 he's the

01:17:26.620 Fibonacci of

01:17:27.460 ferns,

01:17:27.980 bruh,

01:17:28.280 I mean,

01:17:28.620 this dude,

01:17:29.120 you know,

01:17:30.080 he's the,

01:17:30.780 uh,

01:17:31.160 who's that

01:17:33.280 guy,

01:17:35.520 you know,

01:17:36.040 doctor,

01:17:36.780 you know,

01:17:37.720 he's the

01:17:38.120 Kevorkian of

01:17:39.000 fucking,

01:17:39.980 of pines and

01:17:40.880 evergreens,

01:17:41.580 bruh,

01:17:41.760 he'll,

01:17:42.080 you know,

01:17:42.340 he just,

01:17:42.740 he knows what

01:17:43.220 he's doing,

01:17:44.060 so then now he

01:17:45.200 has a bigger

01:17:45.640 business,

01:17:46.160 and it just,

01:17:47.640 and the fun,

01:17:48.120 I say that because

01:17:48.960 you know what I

01:17:49.440 want to be

01:17:49.840 sometimes?

01:17:52.880 Sometimes I just

01:17:53.540 want to work for

01:17:54.020 my brother.

01:17:58.120 There's a big

01:17:58.700 part of my heart

01:17:59.260 that just wants

01:17:59.680 to work for

01:18:00.180 him.

01:18:01.160 I want to

01:18:03.040 ride in a

01:18:03.660 truck,

01:18:04.320 and I want to

01:18:04.980 go to the

01:18:05.380 work site,

01:18:06.340 and I want to

01:18:07.280 do what he

01:18:07.660 needs me to

01:18:08.120 do.

01:18:13.540 And sometimes

01:18:14.120 I think that

01:18:14.600 that would make

01:18:15.140 me really happy.

01:18:15.920 Now I don't

01:18:16.300 know that's the

01:18:16.840 case.

01:18:17.140 I mean,

01:18:17.300 also have

01:18:17.860 alcoholism that

01:18:18.660 will trick your

01:18:19.140 brain into

01:18:19.580 things that

01:18:20.160 will make you

01:18:20.660 happy that

01:18:21.020 won't.

01:18:22.060 But I think

01:18:22.720 it's a real

01:18:23.200 part of me that

01:18:23.840 wants that.

01:18:25.120 And that's

01:18:25.720 fair,

01:18:26.000 that's okay.

01:18:28.820 You know,

01:18:29.360 that's fair there.

01:18:30.000 So sometimes

01:18:31.300 we just have

01:18:31.740 a part,

01:18:32.140 you know,

01:18:33.080 it may just

01:18:33.460 be part of

01:18:33.960 you that

01:18:34.200 wants to

01:18:34.640 farm.

01:18:35.000 It may be

01:18:35.340 something you

01:18:35.700 do later,

01:18:37.140 once you've

01:18:37.620 made enough

01:18:38.020 money to

01:18:38.340 kind of

01:18:38.580 satiate you

01:18:39.200 and make

01:18:39.440 you comfortable.

01:18:40.640 And then you

01:18:41.320 can get into

01:18:41.900 it more.

01:18:44.260 But I will

01:18:44.880 say this,

01:18:45.420 don't live a

01:18:46.140 life,

01:18:46.680 if you can

01:18:47.180 help it,

01:18:49.160 beating

01:18:49.560 yourself up for

01:18:50.300 not being a

01:18:50.800 farmer.

01:18:51.060 I think

01:18:55.720 every man

01:18:56.200 in some way

01:18:56.600 wants to

01:18:56.920 be a

01:18:57.160 farmer.

01:19:02.200 I think

01:19:02.940 every man

01:19:04.880 wants to

01:19:05.180 be a

01:19:05.420 farmer,

01:19:05.780 man.

01:19:08.020 I think

01:19:08.540 all of us

01:19:08.900 want to

01:19:09.140 grow and

01:19:09.660 create and

01:19:10.440 we're at a

01:19:11.640 tough time in

01:19:12.180 the world

01:19:12.500 right now

01:19:12.900 because we're

01:19:13.440 in between

01:19:14.120 in this time

01:19:17.600 where we

01:19:18.140 had so many

01:19:18.960 natural abilities

01:19:19.780 and things

01:19:20.160 we're doing

01:19:20.580 as men

01:19:20.960 and now

01:19:21.320 we don't

01:19:22.560 use those

01:19:23.100 skills as

01:19:23.700 much anymore

01:19:24.340 because they're

01:19:24.980 not as

01:19:25.360 needed.

01:19:28.900 But for a

01:19:29.560 lot of

01:19:29.760 people they

01:19:30.040 are still

01:19:30.420 needed and

01:19:31.400 it's beautiful

01:19:31.880 out there in

01:19:32.340 Iowa.

01:19:32.840 Dubuque is

01:19:33.320 beautiful.

01:19:35.080 I ran into

01:19:35.540 a guy who

01:19:35.960 told me it

01:19:36.260 was a

01:19:36.460 pickpocket

01:19:36.920 right over

01:19:37.280 there by

01:19:37.540 the river

01:19:37.960 bruh.

01:19:39.680 Truly

01:19:40.040 beautiful

01:19:40.440 man.

01:19:41.780 One of my

01:19:42.340 favorite hotels

01:19:43.040 is over there.

01:19:43.620 It's haunted

01:19:43.980 too as well.

01:19:47.560 But just

01:19:48.020 don't beat

01:19:48.320 yourself up if

01:19:48.860 you're not a

01:19:49.200 farmer right

01:19:49.700 now.

01:19:49.980 You have a

01:19:50.340 lot of

01:19:50.540 time.

01:19:52.160 And who

01:19:52.400 knows the

01:19:52.760 way things

01:19:53.140 are going

01:19:53.520 bro.

01:19:55.220 It could be

01:19:55.760 the only job

01:19:56.360 available in a

01:19:57.060 couple of

01:19:57.360 years.

01:19:57.740 It could be

01:19:58.140 the only thing

01:19:58.680 that we're

01:19:58.940 doing.

01:19:59.340 It could be

01:19:59.700 great if we're

01:20:02.440 all out there

01:20:02.860 growing together

01:20:03.560 every day.

01:20:04.400 There'd be

01:20:05.020 something beautiful

01:20:05.520 about it.

01:20:11.520 And don't

01:20:12.020 let anybody

01:20:12.340 make you feel

01:20:12.900 bad if you're

01:20:13.300 not a farmer.

01:20:15.520 That's okay.

01:20:17.000 Maybe you

01:20:18.400 were working

01:20:18.820 in banking

01:20:19.320 or something

01:20:19.740 and one

01:20:20.040 day you'll

01:20:20.440 create a

01:20:21.700 business with

01:20:22.180 your brother

01:20:22.580 and you

01:20:23.040 guys can

01:20:23.400 merge the

01:20:23.820 businesses

01:20:24.220 and then you

01:20:24.920 can do some

01:20:25.460 farming actually

01:20:26.120 because you'll

01:20:26.580 be loaning to

01:20:27.280 his business

01:20:28.420 or something

01:20:28.980 or you'll be

01:20:30.340 able to do

01:20:30.900 consulting.

01:20:31.900 You just don't

01:20:32.520 know.

01:20:33.500 You don't know

01:20:34.060 exactly where you're

01:20:34.860 going to end up

01:20:35.360 but I think that we

01:20:36.060 end up a lot of

01:20:36.740 times, most of us

01:20:38.360 do, somewhere near

01:20:39.380 where our heart

01:20:40.840 and our desires

01:20:41.500 want us to be

01:20:42.200 at some point.

01:20:43.080 I believe that.

01:20:45.140 Because even our

01:20:45.840 desires and our

01:20:46.740 what we want are

01:20:47.960 like these ghosts

01:20:48.820 kind of, aren't

01:20:49.660 they?

01:20:52.700 I can always feel

01:20:53.600 a ghost inside of

01:20:54.520 me kind of

01:20:56.220 haunting me with

01:20:57.240 things that would

01:21:00.840 make me truly

01:21:01.420 happy, I think.

01:21:06.900 And I'm glad

01:21:07.580 you have a

01:21:07.920 brother, man.

01:21:08.380 That's a

01:21:08.620 beautiful gift.

01:21:10.060 I'm glad you

01:21:10.560 have a brother.

01:21:13.660 Let's take one

01:21:14.300 more call right

01:21:14.920 here.

01:21:15.380 I wanted to get

01:21:15.900 into more but

01:21:16.580 here, let's see

01:21:17.880 what we can do.

01:21:18.380 985-664-9503.

01:21:27.040 Hey, Theo.

01:21:27.880 It's Kevin here

01:21:28.760 from the north

01:21:30.200 suburbs of

01:21:31.080 Chicago.

01:21:32.040 What's up, Kevin?

01:21:32.880 Thank you for

01:21:33.300 calling in, man.

01:21:34.700 And you know, I

01:21:35.160 love Illinois,

01:21:36.020 brother.

01:21:36.220 My mother was

01:21:36.700 born over there

01:21:37.340 about 50 miles

01:21:39.360 from Peoria and

01:21:40.200 beautiful state.

01:21:41.380 Thank you for

01:21:41.740 calling.

01:21:42.540 And you brought

01:21:43.520 up how, you

01:21:44.480 know, sometimes

01:21:45.100 you drive into

01:21:45.820 Ohio and you

01:21:47.100 just start

01:21:47.640 masturbating.

01:21:48.360 Yep.

01:21:50.540 Yeah, I brought

01:21:52.640 that up, man.

01:21:53.220 It's kind of

01:21:54.160 tough to hear

01:21:54.580 that back from

01:21:55.160 somebody and I

01:21:55.820 did that.

01:21:56.780 You know, I was

01:21:57.180 doing well with,

01:21:58.680 you know,

01:21:59.760 battling the dark

01:22:00.640 arts and it

01:22:01.060 afflicted me and

01:22:01.860 next thing you know,

01:22:02.400 I was in Ohio last

01:22:03.200 week and I just,

01:22:03.960 I couldn't really

01:22:05.420 help myself.

01:22:06.640 Onward.

01:22:06.820 And this past

01:22:08.020 weekend, my dad

01:22:08.880 and I drove to

01:22:10.760 Cleveland for the

01:22:11.580 Browns game.

01:22:12.980 Oh, nice, man.

01:22:13.700 Yeah, that's

01:22:14.940 awesome, bro.

01:22:15.760 Beautiful city.

01:22:17.200 I'll tell you

01:22:17.660 what, man.

01:22:17.980 I hadn't

01:22:18.440 masturbated in

01:22:19.460 some time, a

01:22:20.220 couple weeks,

01:22:20.900 possibly more.

01:22:22.320 I don't really

01:22:22.820 take a tally, but

01:22:23.820 as soon as we

01:22:25.340 got in that hotel

01:22:26.300 in Toledo for

01:22:27.160 the night, I

01:22:28.600 found myself in

01:22:29.440 the bathroom.

01:22:30.800 And you know

01:22:31.320 what I was doing,

01:22:32.060 brother.

01:22:32.900 So I don't know,

01:22:33.720 man.

01:22:33.880 Maybe there's

01:22:34.440 something going

01:22:34.940 on in Ohio.

01:22:36.200 Appreciate you.

01:22:37.280 Gang, gang.

01:22:38.880 Gang, bro.

01:22:40.640 You know, that's

01:22:41.380 a good question.

01:22:42.780 Maybe there's

01:22:43.140 something going

01:22:43.540 on in Ohio.

01:22:46.400 You know, maybe

01:22:47.080 it makes sense.

01:22:47.740 You get there to

01:22:48.180 the middle of the

01:22:48.720 country and you

01:22:49.240 want to bust out

01:22:50.000 and you want to

01:22:50.500 bust heavy.

01:22:52.200 And you want to

01:22:52.880 spray full and

01:22:53.620 you want to fill

01:22:54.100 the land.

01:22:54.620 You want to farm

01:22:55.220 almost.

01:22:56.580 You want to

01:22:57.140 plant your

01:22:57.660 freaking American

01:22:59.620 flag right there in

01:23:00.640 the middle of that

01:23:01.180 Ohio.

01:23:02.980 I don't know.

01:23:03.600 It's a good

01:23:03.960 question.

01:23:04.260 I wish we

01:23:04.760 knew where a

01:23:07.500 lot of the

01:23:07.920 masturbation was

01:23:08.740 happening.

01:23:12.400 And, yeah, I've

01:23:14.640 been struggling

01:23:15.020 with it, man.

01:23:16.300 And it's the

01:23:16.980 pornography that

01:23:17.720 does it.

01:23:18.720 I don't jerk

01:23:19.300 off for nothing,

01:23:20.120 bro.

01:23:22.540 It's the

01:23:23.080 pornography that

01:23:23.720 leads me into

01:23:24.480 it.

01:23:27.380 But, yeah, I

01:23:28.000 wonder.

01:23:28.300 I'm glad you

01:23:28.880 told me that

01:23:29.720 because, yeah, I

01:23:30.360 feel less alone

01:23:31.280 from that, man.

01:23:33.100 So thank you,

01:23:33.680 dude, because

01:23:34.580 there's nothing

01:23:36.700 sadder than

01:23:37.260 thinking you're

01:23:37.660 the only person

01:23:38.260 that's beaten

01:23:38.720 off all the

01:23:39.260 time, you

01:23:39.700 know?

01:23:41.180 God.

01:23:41.820 And I

01:23:42.020 thought, maybe

01:23:43.940 we'll get into

01:23:44.320 that more next

01:23:44.960 episode.

01:23:45.500 But, yeah, what

01:23:52.640 else, man?

01:23:54.300 What else?

01:23:56.580 Let's take a

01:23:57.240 call right here.

01:23:57.820 What's going

01:23:58.580 on, Theo?

01:23:59.240 This is your

01:23:59.620 boy, BD, from

01:24:00.580 Jacksonville,

01:24:02.080 Florida.

01:24:02.840 What up, BD?

01:24:05.280 So, my girl

01:24:06.840 was born in

01:24:07.620 Romania, and

01:24:09.240 she goes back

01:24:10.460 there every now

01:24:11.060 and then.

01:24:11.860 But since we've

01:24:12.900 been together, we

01:24:14.160 haven't spent a

01:24:14.980 single day apart.

01:24:16.580 Wow.

01:24:18.040 That's

01:24:18.520 intense, man.

01:24:21.400 Onward?

01:24:21.660 Now, she had

01:24:23.780 to go to

01:24:24.100 Romania to get

01:24:24.720 some dental

01:24:25.140 work done, and

01:24:25.720 she's gone for

01:24:26.300 a month.

01:24:27.700 Damn, bro.

01:24:29.400 Getting that

01:24:30.080 Romanian D

01:24:31.000 work, huh?

01:24:31.820 That Ram

01:24:32.280 Nichelle

01:24:32.700 front four

01:24:35.360 defense, bro.

01:24:36.380 Gang, onward.

01:24:37.480 We're about two

01:24:38.100 weeks in now, and

01:24:39.640 I'm losing my

01:24:40.440 mind.

01:24:41.560 Boredom has

01:24:42.040 kicked in.

01:24:43.600 I can't wait

01:24:45.080 for her to be

01:24:45.620 back.

01:24:46.520 So, I know

01:24:47.640 you ain't in a

01:24:48.160 relationship, but

01:24:49.000 you've been in a

01:24:49.660 few.

01:24:49.880 So, what

01:24:51.220 do you do to

01:24:52.500 curb the

01:24:53.160 loneliness, to

01:24:54.420 make you feel

01:24:55.860 like you got

01:24:57.180 somebody, even

01:24:58.240 though they're

01:24:58.880 10,000 miles

01:25:00.580 away?

01:25:01.820 Anyway, just

01:25:02.680 call them to see

01:25:03.180 your perspective.

01:25:04.500 Gang, bro.

01:25:07.040 Man, you know

01:25:07.660 what's funny is

01:25:08.360 the answers are

01:25:09.220 almost the same

01:25:09.760 things that people

01:25:10.640 were suggesting

01:25:11.180 for Griffin.

01:25:13.060 It's a good

01:25:13.720 time for you to

01:25:14.180 know yourself.

01:25:19.880 You know, it's

01:25:24.120 a good time for

01:25:24.740 you to get to

01:25:25.160 know yourself,

01:25:25.860 man.

01:25:27.420 It's funny that

01:25:28.220 missing, like when

01:25:29.960 someone else is

01:25:30.520 gone, that

01:25:30.960 suddenly, when

01:25:33.480 we're just with

01:25:33.920 ourselves, we

01:25:34.560 feel so lonely.

01:25:36.120 That's the thing

01:25:36.700 that's just always

01:25:37.480 amazing to me.

01:25:40.980 How lonely I

01:25:41.940 feel when it's

01:25:42.360 just me.

01:25:42.900 That's, uh, and

01:25:54.020 that for, that

01:25:54.820 for me, that's

01:25:55.460 the, that's the

01:25:56.340 thing I'm trying

01:25:56.840 to solve.

01:25:58.740 Why I feel

01:25:59.420 that.

01:26:01.220 Why I feel that

01:26:02.020 loneliness when

01:26:02.600 it's just me.

01:26:08.380 And that, I

01:26:09.100 think, is

01:26:09.380 something we're

01:26:09.660 all trying to

01:26:10.140 solve.

01:26:12.900 I don't

01:26:16.040 know, man.

01:26:16.320 Maybe I'm

01:26:16.640 getting too

01:26:17.100 meta or

01:26:17.700 beta.

01:26:18.120 I don't even

01:26:18.360 know what

01:26:18.520 those words

01:26:18.880 mean, but

01:26:19.220 maybe I'm

01:26:19.620 just, I

01:26:19.980 don't know.

01:26:22.600 I've been

01:26:23.000 kind of, you

01:26:23.740 know, I've

01:26:24.200 been able to

01:26:24.500 move around

01:26:25.020 this week that

01:26:25.720 much, but

01:26:27.040 yeah, I

01:26:31.380 think, not

01:26:33.200 to, not to

01:26:33.940 say, you

01:26:34.380 know, I'm

01:26:34.860 glad you

01:26:35.160 called, man.

01:26:35.540 I think, but

01:26:36.220 I think, you

01:26:36.860 know, this is a

01:26:38.840 good time for

01:26:39.200 you to get to

01:26:39.520 know yourself

01:26:40.160 as not someone

01:26:42.000 just to

01:26:42.620 misses their

01:26:43.320 girlfriend or

01:26:44.320 someone who's

01:26:44.900 just half of a

01:26:45.640 relationship.

01:26:46.400 You, who

01:26:48.580 are you?

01:26:49.500 You know, it's

01:26:50.040 a good question,

01:26:50.800 man.

01:26:52.740 It's something,

01:26:53.580 you know, we,

01:26:54.980 I feel like that's

01:26:56.320 one of the things

01:26:56.640 we used to know

01:26:57.200 so much more.

01:26:58.540 It feels like,

01:27:00.080 you know, you

01:27:01.720 know, two

01:27:02.080 generations ago,

01:27:03.080 those men had

01:27:03.760 more of an idea

01:27:04.540 of who they

01:27:05.000 were.

01:27:07.120 You know, to

01:27:07.720 think that men

01:27:08.200 went off to

01:27:08.580 wars and went

01:27:09.400 off to all

01:27:09.720 these experiences

01:27:10.440 and left their

01:27:11.120 families and

01:27:11.880 gave their

01:27:12.940 life.

01:27:13.280 It's just like

01:27:13.840 there's so

01:27:14.300 much, I

01:27:17.920 don't know,

01:27:18.300 there's, and

01:27:20.640 now we have all

01:27:21.200 these things that

01:27:21.980 make us, that

01:27:25.880 occupy our time

01:27:26.700 and take away our

01:27:27.320 attention from

01:27:28.120 us getting to

01:27:30.420 know ourselves,

01:27:31.220 really, and

01:27:31.700 each other,

01:27:32.180 really.

01:27:34.180 So maybe this is

01:27:35.080 a gift where you

01:27:35.560 get to know

01:27:35.940 yourself, man,

01:27:36.760 and your girl's

01:27:37.240 coming back with

01:27:37.760 that new

01:27:38.160 freaking smile,

01:27:39.220 bruh.

01:27:39.480 That fucking

01:27:40.420 Romanian, you

01:27:42.320 know, that

01:27:44.040 fucking, you

01:27:44.680 know, that

01:27:45.460 Romanian piano,

01:27:46.880 bruh, that

01:27:47.320 front piece, that

01:27:48.720 fucking 6-7

01:27:49.700 defense, bruh,

01:27:50.620 she's gonna be

01:27:51.040 bringing that

01:27:51.540 bitch into your

01:27:52.140 fucking living

01:27:53.140 room.

01:27:55.280 So, um, thank

01:27:59.820 you guys for

01:28:00.320 tuning in, man.

01:28:01.680 Uh, thank you

01:28:04.860 guys for tuning

01:28:05.400 in.

01:28:05.720 Yeah, man, we

01:28:08.660 don't know.

01:28:09.260 We're doing our

01:28:09.860 best.

01:28:11.200 People are

01:28:11.860 jerking off in

01:28:12.680 Cleveland, you

01:28:15.000 know, Griffin is

01:28:16.700 trying to get

01:28:18.580 through it.

01:28:20.360 Somebody's named

01:28:21.020 Terry, you know.

01:28:24.400 Somebody wants to

01:28:25.260 farm and they walk

01:28:26.000 into an office

01:28:26.600 every day.

01:28:31.180 You know, some

01:28:32.200 guy's trying to

01:28:32.700 quietly masturbate

01:28:33.720 while his father's

01:28:34.940 in the hotel room

01:28:35.720 next door.

01:28:42.100 This is where we

01:28:42.880 are, man.

01:28:43.480 This is where we

01:28:43.980 are as men, I

01:28:44.840 guess, in some

01:28:45.480 ways.

01:28:46.480 But we're on the

01:28:47.160 come up.

01:28:48.680 And there's a lot

01:28:49.480 to be learned right

01:28:50.160 now.

01:28:50.340 The doors are

01:28:50.920 open.

01:28:51.900 You can have one

01:28:52.740 hand in the future

01:28:53.520 and one hand in

01:28:54.260 the past, if you

01:28:55.040 want.

01:28:55.940 You can have one

01:28:56.820 hand on the Lord

01:28:57.680 and one hand on

01:28:58.940 the devil.

01:29:00.880 There's a lot

01:29:01.660 going on and this

01:29:02.600 is the middle

01:29:03.560 ground.

01:29:04.940 And I believe

01:29:06.220 that.

01:29:08.980 I really, really

01:29:10.000 believe that.

01:29:13.400 I'm going to

01:29:14.000 leave you out

01:29:14.520 here with this

01:29:15.820 song by

01:29:16.780 Coley Garot.

01:29:19.080 And this song is

01:29:20.220 English Gothic.

01:29:22.060 Thank you guys

01:29:26.780 for being a part

01:29:28.460 of this.

01:29:29.480 And thank you

01:29:29.880 guys for being a

01:29:30.340 part of my week,

01:29:30.820 man.

01:29:30.920 This is the best

01:29:31.360 part of my whole

01:29:31.760 week.

01:29:33.300 Was being right

01:29:34.220 here with you

01:29:34.620 guys.

01:29:35.560 And gang, gang,

01:29:37.000 be good to

01:29:37.520 yourselves.

01:29:37.960 You deserve it.

01:29:39.520 And we just

01:29:42.240 keep going.

01:29:45.740 It's the best we

01:29:46.520 can do for us.

01:29:47.320 It's the best we

01:29:47.860 can do for others.

01:29:48.660 And we just

01:29:52.060 yeah, we just

01:29:55.220 can't get to

01:29:55.760 don't we just

01:29:58.120 can't get to

01:29:58.840 stagnant.

01:30:00.520 You can get

01:30:01.280 still.

01:30:02.000 That's OK.

01:30:02.560 But just don't

01:30:03.420 get stagnant.

01:30:04.100 You know, sorry,

01:30:06.600 I'm not trying to

01:30:07.020 preach at you.

01:30:08.020 Just do your

01:30:08.620 best, man.

01:30:09.300 That's all I'm

01:30:09.800 doing.

01:30:11.580 Gang, bro.

01:30:19.500 English Gothic by

01:30:20.680 Coley Garot.

01:30:21.640 Had a little

01:30:22.240 time, a little

01:30:23.520 time to stay

01:30:24.920 Everything dies

01:30:27.980 or everything

01:30:28.700 turns away

01:30:30.200 I will sing

01:30:33.200 these songs

01:30:33.940 of the

01:30:34.300 Revelation

01:30:35.920 Maybe we'll meet

01:30:45.880 where the sunlight

01:30:46.620 falls apart

01:30:48.300 Not me

01:30:51.180 it's not

01:30:51.900 in darkness

01:30:52.580 start

01:30:53.520 Come and take

01:30:56.400 me down

01:30:57.120 with a cold

01:30:57.860 embrace

01:30:59.120 Now I don't

01:31:08.260 want to walk

01:31:08.880 where the window

01:31:09.580 falls on me

01:31:11.220 I don't

01:31:13.520 want to walk

01:31:14.180 where the

01:31:14.580 Bible

01:31:14.920 set you

01:31:15.680 free

01:31:16.420 I just

01:31:18.740 want to walk

01:31:19.500 inside these

01:31:20.400 dreams

01:31:20.960 Hoping that

01:31:22.200 is all it

01:31:23.120 says

01:31:23.800 Gang, bro.

01:31:36.920 I can't

01:31:38.060 hear the

01:31:38.700 knives

01:31:39.340 on the

01:31:39.960 stone

01:31:40.440 I can't

01:31:43.220 hear them

01:31:43.840 just an

01:31:44.540 awful

01:31:44.800 moan

01:31:46.300 This

01:31:48.320 is the

01:31:48.920 heart

01:31:49.520 coming

01:31:50.000 home

01:31:51.340 Now I don't

01:32:00.280 want to walk

01:32:00.920 where the window

01:32:01.680 falls on me

01:32:03.180 I don't

01:32:05.440 want to walk

01:32:06.040 where the

01:32:06.400 Bible

01:32:06.780 sets you

01:32:07.520 free

01:32:07.980 I just

01:32:10.600 want to walk

01:32:11.240 inside these

01:32:12.160 dreams

01:32:12.680 hoping that

01:32:13.880 is all

01:32:14.560 it

01:32:14.820 seems

01:32:15.440 way

01:32:19.360 I be

01:32:20.820 notified

01:32:28.440 three

01:32:28.900 more

01:32:29.420 near

01:32:30.920 time

01:32:31.320 going

01:32:31.500 and

01:32:35.760 see I

01:32:36.920 won my

01:32:37.100 more

01:32:37.560 instagram

01:32:38.040 if there's nothing

01:32:38.240 as

01:32:39.500 they are

01:32:39.960 the

01:32:40.500 se

01:32:41.200 in

01:32:41.760 how

01:32:42.060 are

01:32:42.640 going in

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - October 21, 2019

Still Not Stagnant ｜ This Past Weekend #238

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