This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Halfway to Heaven ｜ This Past Weekend #267

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00:00:06.680 okay i am here and you are here and today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza

00:00:19.320 and gray block pizza is a special pizza establishment the kind of place when you

00:00:26.120 get there oh you're gonna have a good time it's at 1811 pico boulevard in los angeles on the way to

00:00:33.940 the beach gray block pizza get that hitter it's getting real it's getting real out there isn't it

00:00:45.980 some lady at the market was yelling if you if you keep your sunglasses on it can't get it it can't 0.99

00:00:55.500 it can't get in through your eyes and people are like look bitch chill out okay i'm trying to get 0.99

00:01:08.180 the last peach over here and she's oh if you if you keep your sunglasses on it can't get in through 1.00

00:01:16.800 your eyes

00:01:18.060 and i'm trying to maybe get i'm trying to figure out how to make a dinner

00:01:23.900 when all they got left in the store is two bottles of sparkling water

00:01:29.320 um you know some pair uh some perrier and a cup and a box of uh juju fruits

00:01:35.760 i'm trying to figure out okay am i can i you know finesse that enough

00:01:41.060 to trick the kids into thinking this is some kind of gumdrop soup or something 0.99

00:01:46.600 and this bitch is in the if you keep your sunglasses on the virus can't get in through your eyes 1.00

00:01:56.900 so we wanted it all and uh we we got it this is it 0.99

00:02:07.460 and let's make the most of it

00:02:11.060 this is spencer jacob grau with celebrate

00:02:21.940 celebrate

00:02:26.420 celebrate

00:02:27.420 celebrate misery

00:02:31.540 you know that soon we're gonna die 0.95

00:02:37.540 let's have some fun while we all die

00:02:44.540 celebrate

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00:02:51.080 all your

00:02:52.080 all of your demons

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00:02:58.840 let's have some fun while we all die

00:03:06.080 that music huh

00:03:15.620 nice to have a little beat

00:03:16.840 nice to have a little beat

00:03:18.700 to get you through something

00:03:20.960 nice to have a little beat to get you through something

00:03:24.620 hope i hope everyone is finds themselves well check in check yourself

00:03:31.200 check in with yourself feel your legs feel your arm feel your cousin bruh

00:03:36.880 check his neck hey he's what is he

00:03:39.640 does he have that pulse okay he's good

00:03:42.560 henry's good

00:03:43.540 you know little cheryl is good okay 0.82

00:03:46.340 all right all right

00:03:48.480 everybody's fine

00:03:51.200 everybody's fine

00:03:53.440 there's a lot of you know there's there's definitely something happening

00:03:58.540 there's something going on there's a lot of reaction to it at the same time

00:04:03.540 you know there's definitely a

00:04:06.160 there's a fiddler on the roof

00:04:08.400 you know you got some

00:04:10.540 you know you have some 1.00

00:04:12.220 you got a dirty bad boy with a freaking 1.00

00:04:15.500 with a sneaky violin 1.00

00:04:17.900 you know strumming on some people's dna right now

00:04:22.680 and that's corvid 19

00:04:26.220 who you think if you heard any other year you hear corvid 19 you're thinking

00:04:31.640 that's somebody on um

00:04:34.140 you know max preps or somebody that's going to be a high school all-american

00:04:38.160 right there that's a wide receiver

00:04:39.740 oh they got corvid 19 dude

00:04:41.620 they're probably gonna have to you know

00:04:43.540 they're gonna have to move the strong safety over to help double team 0.65

00:04:46.540 but now it's a disease man

00:04:49.220 and it is

00:04:51.160 it's getting some people

00:04:52.800 now i'm not look i'm not

00:04:55.980 some people are

00:04:57.320 losing it

00:04:59.260 and you start to see who people are when this happens

00:05:02.720 you start to see oh okay

00:05:04.840 oh okay ronald

00:05:07.060 buried himself in his yard all right

00:05:09.540 i see how he is when a disease comes around

00:05:12.980 oh okay

00:05:15.000 oh bernadette bought a hot air balloon

00:05:18.220 and now she's just hanging out up over memphis 1.00

00:05:21.620 talking shit 1.00

00:05:23.780 and throwing down um 1.00

00:05:27.060 you know uh

00:05:28.760 you know um

00:05:30.620 empty bags of uh bugles chips 1.00

00:05:33.400 and talking shit 0.99

00:05:34.860 people have different ways of getting away from it 0.99

00:05:38.600 if you if you cut off the news that definitely helps you live i'll tell you that

00:05:44.180 that will help you live

00:05:46.240 you know i've been in maui for the past week

00:05:49.340 and uh

00:05:51.100 i want to thank everybody that came out to the show over there

00:05:53.420 man it's just

00:05:55.300 maui is just amazing

00:05:57.300 it's amazing

00:05:59.580 it's just if you never

00:06:00.660 you know mexico i love

00:06:02.880 you know i love mexican

00:06:04.760 food

00:06:05.860 i love mexican people

00:06:07.200 the

00:06:08.220 but the beaches are good there

00:06:10.120 but they got glass in the sand baby

00:06:11.760 they got glass in the sand

00:06:14.380 but you go down to maui

00:06:16.960 huh

00:06:18.100 you don't even know what happened

00:06:21.100 dude you put your feet in the ocean

00:06:24.300 and it feels like

00:06:25.300 the water just feels like somebody's just

00:06:27.940 just kind of

00:06:30.060 i don't want to say this but 1.00

00:06:31.160 kind of just kind of fucking you right between each one of your toes bro 0.99

00:06:35.600 that's how it feels honestly 0.99

00:06:38.680 and that's how what i think

00:06:40.180 it's just they have that vibe baby 0.99

00:06:43.840 it feels like a big huge fucking gorilla 1.00

00:06:47.640 is just giving you a fucking massage 1.00

00:06:49.220 from the inside of your body 1.00

00:06:50.840 and that is

00:06:54.020 that's the rapture baby right there

00:06:55.780 that feels good

00:06:56.520 and that's what's going on over there in maui

00:07:00.360 i mean even the

00:07:01.020 the hitchhikers have halos on

00:07:02.880 you're halfway to heaven

00:07:05.640 you know you got

00:07:09.020 some dude's choking to death on something

00:07:10.840 you reach in his mouth and pull it out

00:07:12.520 it's a statue of baby jesus right there 0.89

00:07:14.960 some dude got a bj in his throat

00:07:17.740 because you're halfway to heaven man

00:07:21.480 it's just that kind of place if you haven't been

00:07:24.760 and that was uh

00:07:27.300 that was really the last show of the tour

00:07:28.860 uh except for one more coming up in nashville

00:07:31.420 and i see a lot of other comedians

00:07:33.900 i'm not going to name names

00:07:35.060 chris d'elea brennan show

00:07:36.660 um

00:07:38.080 you know

00:07:39.620 bobby lee

00:07:41.220 um

00:07:43.680 canceling their shows dude

00:07:45.240 but i'm telling you this

00:07:47.440 my show april 17th in nashville

00:07:49.480 at the ryman auditorium

00:07:51.360 is still a go

00:07:53.080 okay not like these other b a 1.00

00:07:56.640 and that means

00:07:57.940 bichos 1.00

00:07:59.080 comedians

00:08:00.740 my things that go

00:08:02.580 um

00:08:04.700 yeah the virus though

00:08:06.980 people's freaking

00:08:07.940 people are freaking out

00:08:10.400 uh we had somebody call from the maui show

00:08:12.360 i'm gonna uh check in with them real quick

00:08:14.240 this call came into the hotline

00:08:15.840 here we go

00:08:16.960 hey ceo

00:08:19.240 it's ra

00:08:20.160 just saw your show tonight

00:08:23.340 in at maui

00:08:24.980 oh hello ra

00:08:27.060 and thank you for calling ra

00:08:28.640 and i appreciate your call

00:08:30.220 onward

00:08:31.020 and man it was so good

00:08:33.680 we laughed so hard

00:08:35.460 and uh i was the one that baked you that loaf of bread

00:08:39.420 so i hope you

00:08:40.540 oh yeah

00:08:41.520 oh yeah yeah yeah

00:08:45.160 oh that bread was so good

00:08:47.380 ra i'm gonna be honest with you

00:08:49.100 that bread

00:08:49.760 didn't even make it home

00:08:51.580 i really

00:08:53.400 i've never been into bread so much

00:08:55.220 it's

00:08:55.460 um

00:08:56.600 i'll put this in the

00:08:57.420 in the video on youtube

00:08:58.520 they had the

00:08:59.560 this loaf of bread 0.99

00:09:00.780 looked like a damn 0.99

00:09:01.500 it looked like a football 0.99

00:09:03.360 from uh

00:09:04.240 you know

00:09:05.700 it looked like uh

00:09:06.800 something you'd play football with

00:09:09.440 inside of a bakery

00:09:10.820 really really beautiful

00:09:13.000 onward

00:09:13.540 found a way to enjoy that

00:09:15.540 and

00:09:15.880 i just wanted to say

00:09:17.200 thank you for coming out

00:09:18.240 to greet us

00:09:19.000 it's actually about one in the morning right now

00:09:21.580 i can't sleep

00:09:22.640 i'm just reeling from

00:09:23.980 being able to give you a hug man

00:09:26.540 and i

00:09:27.740 yeah i met you

00:09:28.720 i remember i met you and your husband after the show

00:09:30.940 and uh

00:09:32.060 i want to say his name was chris

00:09:33.680 but i could be wrong but

00:09:34.660 um

00:09:35.580 but yeah

00:09:36.820 thank you guys so much

00:09:37.900 that was really honestly one of the nicest gifts i ever got

00:09:40.780 i i wish i could have said more

00:09:42.900 i just

00:09:43.260 i was just stunned

00:09:44.360 kind of you know

00:09:45.280 as we all are

00:09:46.140 when we meet our

00:09:47.520 people we admire

00:09:49.160 but um

00:09:50.120 well that's sweet of you to say that

00:09:52.300 uh

00:09:52.980 and it was just sweet of your whole community to come out

00:09:56.180 man it was

00:09:56.660 it was just

00:09:57.680 we had a good time

00:09:58.960 they had some couple knuckleheads out there 1.00

00:10:01.360 but they always do

00:10:02.300 and uh

00:10:04.200 they had some guy

00:10:05.060 they had that guy that always laughs too loud

00:10:07.300 like

00:10:07.540 some people you

00:10:11.680 if you're really laughing

00:10:13.060 you're laughing

00:10:14.140 you're not going

00:10:15.440 like your santa claus 0.91

00:10:20.600 or something

00:10:20.960 some guy was just like

00:10:21.820 so that guy definitely needs

00:10:29.280 obviously some help

00:10:30.500 but uh

00:10:32.120 but thank you for the bread

00:10:33.280 it was a beautiful loaf of sourdough

00:10:34.840 and i'll put up some images of it 0.99

00:10:36.280 and damn 0.98

00:10:37.160 it said gang on the side of it 1.00

00:10:38.500 and that gang loaf 1.00

00:10:39.400 and she hit me with that fucking 1.00

00:10:40.680 just that beast infection 0.99

00:10:42.580 i'm gonna get from that

00:10:43.500 because that thing really lifted up my spirit 0.99

00:10:45.580 it was like you handed me a damn heart 0.99

00:10:47.680 just like a big 1.00

00:10:48.880 just yeasty aorta

00:10:50.500 and just gave it to me

00:10:51.880 and that's just love

00:10:52.660 really crossing hands

00:10:53.760 and uh

00:10:54.640 thank you guys for coming out

00:10:55.860 and maui has special characters

00:10:58.700 maui has special characters

00:11:01.280 i'll say that

00:11:02.000 you know

00:11:03.300 everybody up there is uh

00:11:05.080 they got

00:11:05.660 you'll see somebody

00:11:06.840 they're growing uh

00:11:08.040 half of their

00:11:09.160 um

00:11:10.380 hair

00:11:11.180 they'll have like dreadlocks

00:11:13.100 and then half of their hair

00:11:14.140 will have uh

00:11:15.160 crops built into the side of it

00:11:17.180 they'll be growing wheat

00:11:19.060 up half their scalp

00:11:20.580 just

00:11:21.020 just really

00:11:22.680 and the other half

00:11:23.440 they're growing weed

00:11:24.140 you know that

00:11:24.840 you'll have a dude 1.00

00:11:26.920 you'll crack open a coconut

00:11:28.140 and inside there'll be a homeless dude

00:11:29.740 in there

00:11:30.140 smoking DMT

00:11:31.260 just right

00:11:32.640 you're like

00:11:32.940 dang

00:11:33.380 like dang man 0.88

00:11:36.720 what's the

00:11:37.420 how many calories are in this

00:11:38.960 you know

00:11:40.840 they just

00:11:41.220 it's just

00:11:42.060 they got a lot of missing

00:11:43.240 if you ask anybody

00:11:44.200 they got a bunch of dudes 1.00

00:11:45.000 named Patrick over there

00:11:46.100 that are missing

00:11:46.820 sleeping in hammocks

00:11:48.300 some dude

00:11:48.820 some guy got wrapped up

00:11:51.040 in a hammock

00:11:51.540 fell asleep out in the sun

00:11:52.620 and you saw the tan

00:11:53.600 on his body

00:11:54.240 it looked like somebody

00:11:56.120 like his skin

00:11:56.840 had just been

00:11:57.460 was made out of

00:11:58.100 just lattice work

00:11:58.940 or something

00:11:59.340 just really

00:12:00.000 just insane

00:12:02.600 just really baffling

00:12:03.780 you got a lot of people

00:12:06.080 you know

00:12:06.480 you have like a lot of drum circles

00:12:08.020 a lot of loose titty meat 0.54

00:12:09.380 flopping around 0.96

00:12:10.220 you know

00:12:10.800 and it's just

00:12:11.280 something special man

00:12:12.160 and it's beautiful

00:12:12.760 it really is

00:12:14.540 it's like going

00:12:15.000 halfway to heaven man

00:12:16.040 it's like going

00:12:17.820 halfway to heaven

00:12:18.460 if you get a chance

00:12:19.180 over there

00:12:19.620 and they got birds

00:12:21.320 over there too

00:12:21.840 you'll see a bird

00:12:22.560 you never even seen

00:12:23.460 nobody's seen him

00:12:24.680 and you'll

00:12:26.560 some of the birds

00:12:27.320 they act like

00:12:27.840 they're listening

00:12:28.320 to what you're doing

00:12:29.080 or looking at you

00:12:30.060 like

00:12:30.220 and then fly off

00:12:31.080 to tell somebody

00:12:31.900 I'm gonna go

00:12:34.040 tell somebody 1.00

00:12:35.340 like damn 0.99

00:12:38.260 what kind of that 0.99

00:12:39.380 that's a freaking 0.95

00:12:41.240 red billed 0.99

00:12:42.020 tattletale

00:12:42.560 right there

00:12:43.200 but it's a wonderful

00:12:45.800 place

00:12:46.260 and I was so grateful

00:12:47.160 to be there

00:12:47.880 and thank you guys

00:12:50.720 and I recommend it

00:12:51.540 they're not tripping

00:12:52.180 about the virus

00:12:52.880 over there

00:12:53.360 they're not tripping

00:12:54.320 about the virus

00:12:54.960 they're living more

00:12:55.760 in the regular world

00:12:57.200 over there in Maui

00:12:59.360 it's the deep end

00:13:00.060 of the earth baby

00:13:00.860 and I love it

00:13:03.220 you know

00:13:03.840 Mexico's great

00:13:04.620 but they got

00:13:05.060 broken sand

00:13:05.780 and they got

00:13:06.640 glass in the sand

00:13:08.280 and they got

00:13:10.700 glass in the sand

00:13:11.640 over there

00:13:12.100 so

00:13:12.660 alright let's take

00:13:15.680 this call right here

00:13:16.980 hey Theo

00:13:17.940 it's Garrett

00:13:19.280 from Nashville

00:13:20.220 what's up Garrett

00:13:22.300 and Garrett

00:13:23.860 is also

00:13:24.580 it's like a

00:13:27.360 word that means

00:13:28.600 something else

00:13:29.220 to Garrett

00:13:29.880 have you

00:13:31.080 you know

00:13:31.240 what I'm saying

00:13:31.600 have you heard

00:13:32.040 about this

00:13:32.620 Garrett

00:13:32.980 and it's also

00:13:34.900 a name

00:13:35.420 onward

00:13:36.060 I just really

00:13:37.520 wanted to get

00:13:38.220 your take on

00:13:39.160 how we're going

00:13:40.300 to beat

00:13:40.720 this coronavirus

00:13:42.200 because

00:13:43.100 honestly

00:13:44.480 it's taken

00:13:45.720 me over

00:13:46.200 the world

00:13:47.640 and I just

00:13:49.060 want to see

00:13:49.740 I actually

00:13:51.080 want to hear

00:13:51.720 what you have

00:13:52.600 to say

00:13:53.060 about how

00:13:53.680 we're going

00:13:54.040 to beat it

00:13:54.620 and

00:13:55.780 I want to hear

00:13:57.340 your theories

00:13:58.060 on it

00:13:58.460 because there

00:13:58.800 are a bunch

00:13:59.240 of them

00:13:59.520 out there

00:14:00.900 gang gang

00:14:02.340 love your

00:14:03.540 podcast

00:14:04.260 gets me

00:14:04.780 through the

00:14:05.180 week

00:14:05.500 really appreciate

00:14:07.060 you brother

00:14:07.540 keep doing

00:14:08.120 your thing

00:14:08.660 well thank

00:14:09.880 you for the

00:14:10.200 question

00:14:10.600 Garrett

00:14:11.040 or

00:14:11.300 Gerot

00:14:11.820 and

00:14:12.560 and

00:14:15.140 look man

00:14:16.600 can we

00:14:17.620 beat it

00:14:18.280 Bob the

00:14:19.340 Builder

00:14:19.980 can we

00:14:20.700 beat it

00:14:21.580 yes we

00:14:22.440 can brother

00:14:23.080 yes we

00:14:24.220 can beat

00:14:24.680 this

00:14:25.140 I mean

00:14:26.280 there's a

00:14:26.560 lot going

00:14:27.040 on with

00:14:27.440 it

00:14:27.700 first of

00:14:29.220 all

00:14:29.480 yes

00:14:30.060 I believe

00:14:30.860 that the

00:14:31.220 media has

00:14:31.760 made it

00:14:32.100 out of

00:14:32.460 proportion

00:14:32.960 okay

00:14:33.620 I think

00:14:33.940 they've

00:14:34.160 made it

00:14:34.540 bigger

00:14:34.920 I think

00:14:35.580 people

00:14:35.820 you know

00:14:36.300 some networks

00:14:36.940 use it

00:14:37.360 as a tool

00:14:38.080 there's a lot

00:14:38.780 of fear

00:14:39.160 tactics

00:14:39.640 I do

00:14:40.040 think

00:14:40.360 that

00:14:40.680 I also

00:14:42.220 think

00:14:42.800 that you

00:14:44.220 gotta be

00:14:44.700 you gotta

00:14:45.060 play ahead

00:14:45.520 of the

00:14:45.740 ball game

00:14:46.260 if this

00:14:47.520 is that

00:14:47.860 grim reaper

00:14:48.560 if this

00:14:49.920 is that 0.99

00:14:50.280 dirty daddy 1.00

00:14:51.020 that's gonna 1.00

00:14:51.420 freaking

00:14:51.780 hide a

00:14:52.200 knife

00:14:52.480 inside 0.98

00:14:52.840 of your

00:14:53.100 inside

00:14:53.740 of your 0.93

00:14:54.020 spleen

00:14:54.440 then yeah

00:14:56.240 you have

00:14:56.700 to you

00:14:57.260 have to

00:14:57.660 this is

00:14:57.980 the only

00:14:58.340 way to

00:14:58.680 do it

00:14:59.100 is to

00:15:00.680 warn

00:15:00.980 people

00:15:01.380 in advance

00:15:02.640 and have

00:15:03.080 them prepare

00:15:03.620 in advance

00:15:04.540 you can't

00:15:06.160 let things

00:15:06.680 like

00:15:06.880 part of

00:15:08.260 my brain

00:15:08.620 says

00:15:08.840 let's

00:15:09.640 get a

00:15:09.880 couple

00:15:10.060 people 0.99

00:15:10.360 to die 0.86

00:15:10.860 if people 1.00

00:15:12.980 die

00:15:13.360 then we 0.99

00:15:13.760 will see

00:15:14.280 okay

00:15:14.620 this thing

00:15:15.100 is for

00:15:15.420 real

00:15:15.760 you know

00:15:17.240 right now

00:15:17.680 it just

00:15:17.980 sounds like

00:15:18.420 the flu

00:15:18.860 and not

00:15:19.180 even as

00:15:19.500 bad

00:15:19.740 as the

00:15:20.020 flu

00:15:20.280 but

00:15:22.160 if

00:15:23.380 there's

00:15:23.660 the

00:15:23.820 propensity

00:15:24.980 for it

00:15:25.420 to get

00:15:25.700 extremely

00:15:26.480 dirty

00:15:27.800 then

00:15:30.720 they have

00:15:31.520 to do

00:15:31.780 it this

00:15:32.040 way

00:15:32.160 they have

00:15:32.600 to warn

00:15:33.020 everybody

00:15:34.020 now

00:15:34.580 they have

00:15:34.980 because

00:15:35.420 once it

00:15:35.820 gets too

00:15:36.160 late

00:15:36.340 it would

00:15:36.520 be

00:15:36.640 hysteria

00:15:37.240 so

00:15:38.880 really

00:15:39.180 the way

00:15:39.620 that

00:15:39.820 things

00:15:40.020 are

00:15:40.120 being

00:15:40.260 done

00:15:40.540 I

00:15:40.660 think

00:15:40.800 is

00:15:40.900 the

00:15:41.040 only

00:15:41.300 way

00:15:41.520 to

00:15:41.640 do

00:15:41.840 it

00:15:42.100 now

00:15:45.760 with

00:15:46.360 that

00:15:46.600 said

00:15:46.960 some

00:15:47.240 people

00:15:47.540 are

00:15:47.780 losing

00:15:48.200 their 1.00

00:15:48.540 shit 1.00

00:15:49.100 bro 1.00

00:15:49.420 like

00:15:51.280 I was

00:15:51.600 in the

00:15:51.860 elevator

00:15:52.320 in my

00:15:53.420 apartment

00:15:53.720 building

00:15:54.120 and I

00:15:54.980 could

00:15:55.140 tell I

00:15:55.460 hadn't

00:15:55.600 seen

00:15:55.760 my

00:15:55.940 neighbor

00:15:56.180 in a

00:15:56.400 while

00:15:56.600 because

00:15:56.780 I

00:15:56.900 was

00:15:57.040 out of

00:15:59.780 the

00:15:59.880 country

00:16:00.060 I

00:16:00.160 was

00:16:00.240 in

00:16:00.360 Maui

00:16:00.720 and

00:16:01.960 I

00:16:02.060 hadn't

00:16:02.240 seen

00:16:02.480 him

00:16:02.640 and

00:16:02.880 so

00:16:03.620 he

00:16:04.820 I

00:16:06.040 could

00:16:06.220 tell

00:16:06.460 he

00:16:06.620 had

00:16:06.740 his

00:16:06.880 kid

00:16:07.120 in

00:16:07.220 his

00:16:07.380 arms

00:16:07.780 they

00:16:08.960 just

00:16:09.120 came

00:16:09.280 back

00:16:09.460 from

00:16:09.580 the

00:16:09.700 park

00:16:09.940 and

00:16:10.140 he's

00:16:10.300 a

00:16:10.400 nice

00:16:10.620 guy

00:16:10.940 we

00:16:11.260 really

00:16:11.500 get

00:16:11.680 along

00:16:11.900 well

00:16:12.260 but

00:16:13.280 I

00:16:13.380 could

00:16:13.520 tell

00:16:13.720 this

00:16:14.020 time

00:16:14.360 there

00:16:14.500 was

00:16:14.620 a

00:16:14.780 little

00:16:14.980 bit

00:16:15.220 of

00:16:15.340 like

00:16:15.600 okay

00:16:16.000 let's

00:16:18.100 see

00:16:18.240 who's

00:16:18.460 got

00:16:18.720 it

00:16:19.080 you

00:16:21.080 know

00:16:21.200 let's

00:16:21.460 show

00:16:21.740 you

00:16:22.760 know

00:16:22.880 let's

00:16:23.160 show

00:16:23.360 our

00:16:23.600 let's

00:16:24.100 show

00:16:24.260 our

00:16:24.440 bumps

00:16:24.840 let's

00:16:25.540 see

00:16:25.680 who's

00:16:25.960 got

00:16:26.220 it

00:16:26.460 and

00:16:27.660 I

00:16:27.780 could

00:16:27.920 just

00:16:28.140 tell

00:16:28.500 man

00:16:28.840 that

00:16:29.060 anything

00:16:29.280 could

00:16:30.040 be

00:16:30.300 something

00:16:31.000 else

00:16:31.260 that

00:16:31.380 was

00:16:31.500 a

00:16:31.620 little

00:16:31.720 different

00:16:32.140 he

00:16:32.540 didn't

00:16:32.740 really

00:16:32.960 stay

00:16:33.260 and

00:16:33.440 communicate

00:16:33.820 as

00:16:34.100 long

00:16:34.400 I

00:16:34.580 was

00:16:34.720 a

00:16:34.860 little

00:16:34.960 bit

00:16:35.140 uncertain

00:16:35.640 so

00:16:38.140 some

00:16:38.600 people

00:16:38.840 are

00:16:38.980 doing

00:16:39.160 it

00:16:39.260 like

00:16:39.380 that

00:16:39.580 I

00:16:39.740 also

00:16:39.980 went

00:16:40.200 and

00:16:40.300 got

00:16:40.420 a

00:16:40.540 Vietnamese

00:16:40.940 massage

00:16:41.700 bro

00:16:42.000 or

00:16:42.300 thigh

00:16:42.700 I

00:16:43.080 got

00:16:43.220 a

00:16:43.340 thigh

00:16:43.580 massage

00:16:44.240 and

00:16:45.980 look

00:16:46.300 I

00:16:46.740 don't

00:16:46.880 care

00:16:47.020 what's

00:16:47.300 going

00:16:47.500 on

00:16:47.780 dude

00:16:47.960 for

00:16:48.140 $35

00:16:48.680 an

00:16:49.140 hour

00:16:49.460 I'll

00:16:50.680 let

00:16:50.800 a

00:16:50.940 thigh

00:16:51.200 dude

00:16:51.520 beat

00:16:51.820 my 1.00

00:16:52.060 ass 0.99

00:16:52.320 up

00:16:52.500 in

00:16:52.600 the

00:16:52.720 back

00:16:53.000 you

00:16:53.160 know

00:16:53.300 beat

00:16:53.560 the

00:16:54.480 grist

00:16:56.260 a lot

00:16:56.520 of

00:16:56.580 my

00:16:56.740 neck

00:16:57.080 and

00:16:58.980 that's

00:16:59.200 what

00:16:59.320 I

00:16:59.460 got

00:16:59.740 I

00:17:01.400 mean

00:17:01.520 I

00:17:01.640 got

00:17:01.820 that

00:17:02.060 thing

00:17:02.460 and

00:17:03.640 he

00:17:03.780 said

00:17:04.020 it

00:17:04.100 was

00:17:04.240 slow

00:17:04.580 in

00:17:04.740 there

00:17:04.980 and

00:17:06.120 I

00:17:06.240 thought

00:17:06.480 honestly

00:17:06.820 I

00:17:07.000 thought

00:17:07.140 the

00:17:07.300 dude

00:17:07.460 had

00:17:07.560 been

00:17:07.740 gay 0.99

00:17:08.000 I 0.94

00:17:08.180 thought

00:17:09.580 he

00:17:09.680 was

00:17:09.900 you

00:17:11.060 know

00:17:11.280 a

00:17:12.320 little

00:17:12.440 bit

00:17:12.620 more

00:17:12.840 on

00:17:13.020 the

00:17:13.220 boys

00:17:14.460 boys

00:17:14.840 boys

00:17:15.400 boys

00:17:15.860 boys

00:17:16.300 side

00:17:17.260 but

00:17:18.460 he

00:17:18.560 showed

00:17:18.720 me

00:17:18.840 a

00:17:18.940 picture

00:17:19.140 of

00:17:19.240 his

00:17:19.360 wife

00:17:19.600 and

00:17:19.760 child

00:17:20.100 and

00:17:21.520 I

00:17:21.660 was

00:17:21.780 like

00:17:21.960 oh

00:17:22.140 wow

00:17:22.480 you

00:17:23.620 know

00:17:23.680 he

00:17:23.760 was

00:17:23.880 showing

00:17:24.060 me

00:17:24.180 something

00:17:24.360 on

00:17:24.460 his

00:17:24.580 phone

00:17:24.900 and

00:17:25.200 then

00:17:27.100 I

00:17:27.200 saw

00:17:27.340 a

00:17:27.460 picture

00:17:27.600 of

00:17:27.700 a

00:17:27.800 kid

00:17:27.980 I

00:17:28.120 said

00:17:28.240 you

00:17:28.400 got

00:17:28.560 a

00:17:28.680 child

00:17:28.960 he

00:17:29.120 said

00:17:29.240 yeah

00:17:29.440 I

00:17:29.540 got

00:17:29.680 the

00:17:29.820 child

00:17:30.220 so

00:17:31.700 you

00:17:33.160 know

00:17:33.300 I

00:17:33.400 had

00:17:33.540 to

00:17:33.720 you

00:17:38.000 I

00:17:38.580 think

00:17:38.740 that's

00:17:38.940 one

00:17:39.120 thing

00:17:39.260 we

00:17:39.420 can

00:17:39.600 do

00:17:39.780 is

00:17:39.920 be

00:17:40.100 supportive

00:17:40.520 of

00:17:40.720 people

00:17:40.960 that

00:17:41.160 we

00:17:41.320 know

00:17:41.560 are

00:17:41.740 working

00:17:42.080 in

00:17:42.240 industries

00:17:42.740 where

00:17:43.040 we

00:17:43.420 just

00:17:43.540 got

00:17:43.680 to

00:17:43.780 even

00:17:44.340 things

00:17:44.680 out

00:17:44.860 this

00:17:45.060 is

00:17:45.160 a

00:17:45.260 way

00:17:45.360 to

00:17:45.480 help

00:17:45.660 each

00:17:45.880 other

00:17:46.040 survive

00:17:46.680 you

00:17:48.020 know

00:17:48.200 it's

00:17:48.360 like

00:17:48.480 right

00:17:48.660 now

00:17:48.840 if

00:17:48.980 you

00:17:49.080 have

00:17:49.260 a

00:17:49.400 little

00:17:49.540 bit

00:17:49.680 extra

00:17:50.060 of

00:17:50.280 something

00:17:50.460 it's

00:17:50.620 a

00:17:50.760 good

00:17:50.920 time

00:17:51.160 to

00:17:51.320 share

00:17:51.560 it

00:17:51.760 it's

00:17:52.520 a

00:17:52.620 time

00:17:53.080 to

00:17:53.420 look

00:17:54.080 in

00:17:54.220 people's

00:17:54.600 eyes

00:17:54.880 and

00:17:55.140 and

00:17:56.660 you

00:17:56.900 know

00:17:56.980 I

00:17:57.100 think

00:17:57.240 find

00:17:57.540 the

00:17:57.680 humanity

00:17:58.220 I

00:17:59.460 think

00:17:59.640 all

00:17:59.820 of

00:17:59.920 us

00:18:00.040 in

00:18:00.140 some

00:18:00.340 ways

00:18:00.560 is

00:18:00.720 a

00:18:00.860 real

00:18:01.100 opportunity

00:18:01.580 for

00:18:01.820 humanity

00:18:02.400 right

00:18:02.740 here

00:18:03.020 but

00:18:03.600 on

00:18:04.760 the

00:18:04.880 other

00:18:05.060 side

00:18:05.380 man

00:18:05.680 this 1.00

00:18:06.040 shit 1.00

00:18:06.240 is 1.00

00:18:06.380 getting

00:18:06.620 risky 1.00

00:18:07.200 shit's 1.00

00:18:08.620 getting 1.00

00:18:08.820 risky

00:18:09.240 man

00:18:09.540 it

00:18:10.360 could

00:18:10.560 it's

00:18:10.900 like

00:18:11.060 you

00:18:11.420 know

00:18:11.560 it

00:18:11.700 just

00:18:11.840 could

00:18:12.000 go

00:18:12.200 either

00:18:12.420 way

00:18:12.800 I'm

00:18:13.940 going

00:18:14.000 to

00:18:14.040 get

00:18:14.160 Nick

00:18:14.380 right

00:18:14.560 here

00:18:14.680 in

00:18:14.780 the

00:18:14.880 studio

00:18:15.100 and

00:18:15.260 we're

00:18:15.320 going

00:18:15.400 to

00:18:15.480 talk

00:18:15.660 about

00:18:15.860 it

00:18:15.980 a

00:18:16.060 little

00:18:16.180 bit

00:18:16.360 more

00:18:16.640 man

00:18:16.880 so

00:18:17.080 I'm

00:18:17.220 not

00:18:17.380 driving

00:18:17.740 alone

00:18:18.100 because

00:18:18.460 hell 0.97

00:18:20.140 people 0.77

00:18:20.420 are

00:18:20.600 so

00:18:20.940 this

00:18:22.540 social

00:18:22.900 distancing

00:18:23.460 I

00:18:24.940 mean

00:18:25.100 it's

00:18:25.260 hard

00:18:25.440 enough

00:18:25.880 it's

00:18:28.000 hard

00:18:28.200 enough

00:18:28.400 to

00:18:28.540 get

00:18:28.640 a

00:18:28.740 couple 1.00

00:18:28.900 bitches 1.00

00:18:29.240 to 1.00

00:18:29.480 hang

00:18:29.760 out

00:18:29.920 with

00:18:30.140 you

00:18:30.340 and

00:18:31.340 now

00:18:31.640 even

00:18:31.880 if

00:18:32.080 you

00:18:32.200 do

00:18:32.440 get

00:18:32.640 a

00:18:32.800 chick 0.95

00:18:33.120 to 0.99

00:18:33.460 hang

00:18:33.640 out

00:18:33.800 with

00:18:33.980 you

00:18:34.180 y'all

00:18:35.040 gotta

00:18:35.180 be

00:18:35.360 six

00:18:35.700 feet

00:18:35.880 apart

00:18:36.260 so

00:18:38.020 now

00:18:38.200 you

00:18:38.300 gotta

00:18:38.420 get

00:18:38.600 one

00:18:38.760 of

00:18:38.860 those

00:18:39.020 little

00:18:39.240 like

00:18:39.560 you

00:18:41.460 know

00:18:41.560 you

00:18:41.660 gotta

00:18:41.780 get

00:18:41.960 some

00:18:42.160 of

00:18:42.280 those

00:18:42.660 you

00:18:42.940 know

00:18:43.040 those

00:18:43.220 cafeteria

00:18:43.880 mittens

00:18:44.420 with

00:18:44.600 the

00:18:44.740 plastic

00:18:45.480 ones

00:18:45.820 if

00:18:46.540 you

00:18:46.620 want

00:18:46.780 to

00:18:46.880 touch

00:18:47.120 a

00:18:47.280 breast

00:18:47.620 or

00:18:47.800 do

00:18:48.000 a 0.99

00:18:48.220 butt 0.95

00:18:49.500 rub 0.88

00:18:49.860 or

00:18:50.040 body

00:18:50.320 rub 0.88

00:18:50.780 so

00:18:52.180 I

00:18:52.320 think

00:18:52.500 it's

00:18:52.700 you

00:18:52.840 know

00:18:52.940 it's

00:18:53.120 two

00:18:53.300 things

00:18:53.860 it's

00:18:54.300 it's

00:18:54.800 that

00:18:55.140 yes

00:18:56.160 it

00:18:56.320 could

00:18:56.440 be

00:18:56.580 overreaction

00:18:57.320 at

00:18:58.280 the

00:18:58.440 same

00:18:58.740 time

00:18:59.240 the

00:18:59.640 only

00:19:00.000 way

00:19:00.340 to

00:19:00.600 to

00:19:01.420 be

00:19:01.580 in

00:19:01.860 front

00:19:02.160 of

00:19:02.320 a

00:19:02.520 drastic

00:19:03.380 disease

00:19:03.780 is

00:19:04.120 to

00:19:04.260 overreact

00:19:05.000 you

00:19:06.660 know

00:19:06.780 you

00:19:06.940 gotta

00:19:07.160 plan

00:19:07.480 ahead

00:19:07.940 you

00:19:08.820 have

00:19:09.180 to

00:19:09.320 there's

00:19:09.540 no

00:19:09.720 other

00:19:10.100 because

00:19:11.220 if

00:19:11.380 you

00:19:11.480 plan

00:19:11.800 behind

00:19:14.600 that's

00:19:17.660 no

00:19:17.800 way

00:19:18.200 to

00:19:18.300 do

00:19:18.460 it

00:19:18.660 and

00:19:19.360 that's

00:19:19.500 no

00:19:19.620 way

00:19:19.740 really

00:19:19.960 to

00:19:20.060 do

00:19:20.180 anything

00:19:20.380 you

00:19:20.520 have

00:19:20.680 to

00:19:20.800 plan

00:19:21.000 ahead

00:19:21.240 and

00:19:21.340 with

00:19:21.460 this

00:19:21.620 many

00:19:21.800 people

00:19:22.080 alive

00:19:22.560 it

00:19:22.760 you

00:19:24.500 know

00:19:24.600 I'm

00:19:24.740 just

00:19:24.860 it

00:19:25.080 made

00:19:25.300 me

00:19:25.500 think

00:19:25.720 a lot

00:19:26.060 of

00:19:26.180 things

00:19:26.500 it

00:19:26.660 was

00:19:26.800 like

00:19:27.260 it

00:19:30.040 made

00:19:30.260 me

00:19:30.420 think

00:19:30.640 like

00:19:30.820 wow

00:19:31.100 we're

00:19:31.460 we're

00:19:33.580 we're

00:19:34.200 it

00:19:36.100 just

00:19:36.320 changed

00:19:36.840 suddenly

00:19:37.360 everything

00:19:37.720 really

00:19:38.000 got

00:19:38.200 real

00:19:38.440 slow

00:19:39.040 I

00:19:41.180 felt

00:19:41.420 like

00:19:41.580 and

00:19:41.680 everything

00:19:41.920 got

00:19:42.240 a lot

00:19:42.580 smaller

00:19:43.140 like

00:19:44.860 okay

00:19:45.180 we're

00:19:45.460 we're

00:19:45.720 just

00:19:45.980 okay

00:19:48.000 we're

00:19:48.240 people

00:19:48.640 we're

00:19:48.880 unsure

00:19:49.420 like

00:19:51.140 yeah

00:19:51.360 whenever

00:19:51.700 that

00:19:51.960 that

00:19:52.340 that

00:19:53.200 thing

00:19:53.380 with

00:19:53.500 my

00:19:53.680 neighbor

00:19:54.100 it

00:19:55.240 was

00:19:55.360 just

00:19:55.560 like

00:19:55.760 okay

00:19:56.180 we

00:19:57.540 usually

00:19:57.800 would

00:19:57.980 kind

00:19:58.140 of

00:19:58.240 shake

00:19:58.480 hand

00:19:58.740 or

00:19:58.940 communicate

00:19:59.380 longer

00:19:59.920 shake

00:20:00.260 a

00:20:00.400 hand

00:20:00.740 or

00:20:01.640 touch

00:20:01.960 each

00:20:02.140 other's

00:20:02.420 hand

00:20:02.620 real

00:20:02.800 fast

00:20:03.260 even

00:20:03.520 but

00:20:04.780 we

00:20:05.080 this

00:20:05.500 time

00:20:05.780 there

00:20:05.920 was

00:20:06.040 a

00:20:06.180 little

00:20:06.360 bit

00:20:06.640 of

00:20:06.880 a

00:20:09.140 little

00:20:09.560 just

00:20:10.260 you

00:20:12.320 know

00:20:12.460 it was

00:20:12.600 like a

00:20:12.840 kind

00:20:12.980 of

00:20:13.080 square

00:20:13.460 dancing

00:20:13.900 but

00:20:14.120 this 1.00

00:20:14.340 shit 1.00

00:20:14.540 we 1.00

00:20:14.720 wouldn't

00:20:15.400 square

00:20:15.740 with

00:20:15.940 each

00:20:16.120 other

00:20:16.380 it

00:20:18.220 was

00:20:18.340 a

00:20:18.520 little

00:20:18.680 bit

00:20:18.880 more

00:20:19.160 do-si-do

00:20:19.880 but

00:20:21.520 do-si-don't 1.00

00:20:23.540 at the

00:20:23.780 same

00:20:23.980 time

00:20:24.320 you know

00:20:24.600 it

00:20:24.820 I

00:20:26.560 will

00:20:26.780 say

00:20:26.960 this

00:20:27.120 though

00:20:27.280 in

00:20:27.420 Maui

00:20:27.720 they

00:20:27.860 did

00:20:27.980 have

00:20:28.140 one

00:20:28.380 haircutting

00:20:28.960 guy

00:20:29.180 he

00:20:29.340 works

00:20:29.500 on

00:20:29.620 the

00:20:29.740 main

00:20:30.680 strip

00:20:31.040 in

00:20:31.160 this

00:20:31.300 town

00:20:31.520 called

00:20:31.820 Paia

00:20:32.660 Paia

00:20:33.340 and

00:20:34.760 Paia

00:20:35.260 look

00:20:35.940 if you

00:20:36.540 are

00:20:36.680 missing

00:20:37.040 or

00:20:37.220 someone

00:20:37.480 you

00:20:37.680 know

00:20:37.820 is

00:20:37.980 missing

00:20:38.460 or

00:20:40.380 is

00:20:40.640 missing

00:20:41.000 yeah

00:20:41.340 that's

00:20:43.340 where

00:20:43.460 they

00:20:43.640 are

00:20:43.960 okay

00:20:45.560 Paia

00:20:46.060 they

00:20:46.360 got

00:20:46.800 a

00:20:47.720 lot

00:20:47.900 you'll

00:20:48.140 see

00:20:48.320 a

00:20:48.500 dude

00:20:48.660 wearing

00:20:49.000 snow

00:20:49.500 gear

00:20:49.920 you know

00:20:51.380 what I'm

00:20:51.640 saying

00:20:51.980 with

00:20:52.640 uh

00:20:53.200 you know

00:20:54.140 going by

00:20:54.560 on a

00:20:54.800 skateboard

00:20:55.320 at 200

00:20:56.460 miles an

00:20:57.000 hour

00:20:57.240 and you'll

00:20:58.860 see somebody

00:20:59.400 else

00:20:59.720 riding

00:21:00.080 doing

00:21:00.400 piggyback 0.96

00:21:01.060 you know

00:21:02.420 riding

00:21:02.700 piggyback 0.96

00:21:03.180 on a

00:21:03.480 zombie

00:21:03.800 over

00:21:04.060 there

00:21:04.320 and

00:21:05.400 eating

00:21:05.580 half

00:21:05.880 of an

00:21:06.120 orange

00:21:06.420 bro

00:21:06.700 and

00:21:07.020 splitting

00:21:07.380 it

00:21:07.500 with

00:21:07.640 an

00:21:07.780 owl

00:21:08.020 they

00:21:08.340 got

00:21:08.520 some

00:21:08.720 real

00:21:09.080 they

00:21:10.140 got

00:21:10.280 some

00:21:10.420 people

00:21:10.620 up

00:21:10.800 on

00:21:10.920 that

00:21:11.080 dust

00:21:11.420 baby

00:21:11.700 they

00:21:12.080 got

00:21:12.200 a

00:21:12.320 lot

00:21:12.440 of

00:21:12.560 dust

00:21:12.800 bears

00:21:13.080 out

00:21:13.320 there

00:21:13.580 but

00:21:14.040 they

00:21:14.560 had

00:21:14.700 a

00:21:14.820 man

00:21:15.040 over

00:21:15.180 there

00:21:15.480 and

00:21:16.280 he

00:21:16.360 was

00:21:16.500 cutting

00:21:16.740 hairs

00:21:17.040 I walked

00:21:17.520 in

00:21:17.700 because

00:21:17.860 I

00:21:17.980 have

00:21:18.180 hair

00:21:18.460 so I

00:21:20.520 walked

00:21:20.900 in

00:21:21.320 and

00:21:23.420 he's

00:21:24.640 at

00:21:24.820 and he

00:21:25.180 was

00:21:25.380 giving

00:21:25.660 me

00:21:26.160 oh

00:21:26.580 he

00:21:26.740 didn't

00:21:27.060 I

00:21:27.520 went

00:21:27.640 to

00:21:27.760 shake

00:21:27.960 his

00:21:28.080 hand

00:21:28.240 introduce

00:21:28.520 myself

00:21:28.880 and

00:21:29.020 he

00:21:29.120 gave

00:21:29.300 me

00:21:29.400 the

00:21:29.600 elbow

00:21:30.980 like

00:21:31.340 kind

00:21:31.540 of

00:21:31.640 put

00:21:31.820 his

00:21:31.940 elbow

00:21:32.160 out

00:21:32.500 you know

00:21:33.100 as

00:21:33.240 if

00:21:33.460 like

00:21:33.880 ever

00:21:34.020 shaking

00:21:40.620 he

00:21:41.260 did

00:21:41.460 like

00:21:41.640 that

00:21:41.940 he's

00:21:43.640 like

00:21:43.760 oh

00:21:43.960 we

00:21:44.060 gotta

00:21:44.200 be

00:21:44.360 careful

00:21:44.600 with

00:21:44.800 the

00:21:44.940 virus

00:21:45.420 and

00:21:46.640 then

00:21:46.840 he

00:21:46.980 told

00:21:47.120 me

00:21:47.220 to

00:21:47.340 come

00:21:47.500 back

00:21:47.700 later

00:21:47.980 that

00:21:48.240 day

00:21:48.400 he

00:21:48.520 wanted

00:21:48.660 to

00:21:48.800 cut

00:21:48.940 my

00:21:49.080 hair

00:21:49.200 I'm

00:21:49.300 like 1.00

00:21:49.400 bitch 1.00

00:21:49.660 you 1.00

00:21:50.100 ain't

00:21:50.320 cutting

00:21:50.780 my

00:21:51.040 hair

00:21:51.320 dude

00:21:51.500 if

00:21:51.640 you

00:21:51.800 won't

00:21:52.800 shake

00:21:53.140 my

00:21:53.360 hand

00:21:53.800 you

00:21:54.900 think

00:21:55.020 I'm

00:21:55.140 gonna

00:21:55.220 let

00:21:55.400 you

00:21:55.520 put

00:21:55.780 your

00:21:55.940 thick

00:21:56.520 gristly

00:21:57.660 mitts

00:21:58.220 bro

00:21:58.380 this

00:21:58.560 was

00:21:58.700 a

00:21:58.840 thick

00:21:59.220 dude

00:21:59.660 this

00:22:00.960 was

00:22:01.100 a

00:22:01.240 thick

00:22:01.560 dude

00:22:01.740 he

00:22:02.060 seemed

00:22:02.320 like

00:22:02.440 kind

00:22:02.600 of

00:22:02.660 guy

00:22:02.800 would

00:22:02.960 honestly

00:22:03.240 even

00:22:03.480 have

00:22:03.620 a

00:22:03.720 little

00:22:03.820 bite

00:22:04.120 of

00:22:04.240 my

00:22:04.380 hair

00:22:04.680 he

00:22:05.860 seemed

00:22:06.040 like

00:22:06.180 that

00:22:06.320 kind

00:22:06.500 of

00:22:06.600 creepy

00:22:06.960 dude

00:22:07.180 while

00:22:07.360 he's

00:22:07.520 back

00:22:07.700 there

00:22:07.860 cutting

00:22:08.140 and

00:22:08.280 he

00:22:08.400 would

00:22:08.580 cut

00:22:09.060 a

00:22:09.180 little

00:22:09.280 bit

00:22:09.440 off

00:22:09.640 and

00:22:09.780 have

00:22:09.980 it

00:22:10.080 for

00:22:10.220 himself

00:22:10.640 you

00:22:10.840 know

00:22:11.040 a

00:22:11.820 little

00:22:11.940 bit

00:22:12.100 of

00:22:12.220 head

00:22:12.460 jerky

00:22:12.840 just

00:22:13.060 have

00:22:13.220 a

00:22:13.380 you

00:22:13.760 know

00:22:13.860 half

00:22:14.100 a

00:22:14.260 gram

00:22:14.480 of your

00:22:14.700 own

00:22:14.940 of a

00:22:15.260 sideburn

00:22:15.800 or

00:22:15.980 something

00:22:16.260 but

00:22:18.260 but yeah

00:22:20.340 so there's

00:22:20.720 fear of

00:22:21.100 the virus

00:22:21.560 there's

00:22:21.860 a lot

00:22:22.120 of things

00:22:22.360 going

00:22:22.520 on

00:22:22.660 there's

00:22:22.880 fear

00:22:23.300 there's

00:22:23.760 reality

00:22:24.360 the

00:22:25.000 reality

00:22:25.520 the

00:22:25.740 numbers

00:22:26.160 don't

00:22:26.400 stack

00:22:26.760 up

00:22:26.960 for

00:22:27.180 me

00:22:27.460 in

00:22:27.760 the

00:22:27.880 reality

00:22:28.260 department

00:22:28.820 you know

00:22:30.360 it's

00:22:30.600 like

00:22:30.800 it's

00:22:31.000 killing

00:22:31.340 less

00:22:31.760 people

00:22:32.180 than

00:22:32.600 than

00:22:34.140 something

00:22:34.500 normally

00:22:34.960 would 0.81

00:22:35.200 kill 1.00

00:22:35.500 and 1.00

00:22:39.040 then

00:22:39.240 this

00:22:39.440 is

00:22:39.560 what

00:22:39.700 I

00:22:39.800 don't

00:22:39.900 like

00:22:40.100 the

00:22:40.240 news

00:22:40.460 does

00:22:40.780 the

00:22:40.980 news

00:22:41.200 does

00:22:41.440 this 1.00

00:22:41.700 shit 1.00

00:22:41.980 they 1.00

00:22:43.100 say

00:22:43.460 oh

00:22:43.800 a

00:22:43.960 lot

00:22:44.120 of

00:22:44.240 elderly

00:22:44.520 people

00:22:44.920 are

00:22:45.080 dying

00:22:45.340 from 0.90

00:22:45.620 it

00:22:45.820 and

00:22:46.100 a

00:22:46.320 baby

00:22:46.680 has

00:22:47.140 it

00:22:47.360 that's

00:22:49.180 what

00:22:49.340 they

00:22:49.540 always

00:22:50.100 do

00:22:50.500 oh

00:22:52.060 a

00:22:52.380 baby

00:22:52.880 has

00:22:53.640 it

00:22:54.100 oh

00:22:55.680 a

00:22:55.980 baby

00:22:56.360 has

00:22:56.660 it

00:22:56.760 and

00:22:56.840 then

00:22:56.940 in

00:22:57.040 the

00:22:57.180 news

00:22:57.440 room

00:22:57.680 somebody

00:22:58.480 will

00:22:58.640 press

00:22:58.800 a

00:22:58.980 button

00:22:59.220 and

00:22:59.360 you'll

00:22:59.460 hear

00:22:59.580 like

00:22:59.720 a

00:22:59.860 baby

00:23:00.100 cry

00:23:00.500 in

00:23:00.640 the

00:23:00.720 back

00:23:00.920 just

00:23:01.140 like

00:23:01.300 the

00:23:01.420 way

00:23:01.540 they

00:23:01.700 add

00:23:01.920 in

00:23:02.040 sound

00:23:02.320 effects

00:23:02.720 you know

00:23:03.080 and

00:23:04.160 a

00:23:04.400 lot

00:23:04.540 of

00:23:04.660 elderly

00:23:04.920 people

00:23:05.320 have

00:23:05.460 been

00:23:05.580 dying

00:23:05.820 from 0.90

00:23:06.060 it

00:23:06.160 and

00:23:06.280 also

00:23:06.740 outside

00:23:07.840 of

00:23:08.040 Minnesota

00:23:08.520 a

00:23:09.100 baby

00:23:09.640 has

00:23:10.060 it

00:23:10.440 you're

00:23:12.520 like

00:23:12.720 what

00:23:13.240 because

00:23:14.680 that's

00:23:15.020 where

00:23:15.120 they

00:23:15.280 hook

00:23:15.600 you

00:23:15.720 every

00:23:15.880 time

00:23:15.980 that's

00:23:16.260 the

00:23:16.440 fish

00:23:16.700 hook

00:23:17.000 a

00:23:18.260 baby

00:23:18.880 has

00:23:19.520 it

00:23:19.860 that's

00:23:21.380 how

00:23:21.460 the

00:23:21.620 news

00:23:21.840 always

00:23:22.160 get

00:23:22.360 you

00:23:22.460 when

00:23:22.560 they

00:23:22.700 say

00:23:22.980 a

00:23:23.380 baby

00:23:23.820 have

00:23:24.140 the

00:23:24.320 virus

00:23:24.860 and

00:23:25.160 then

00:23:25.300 you're

00:23:25.440 like

00:23:25.640 but

00:23:32.720 what

00:23:32.920 do

00:23:33.000 we

00:23:33.120 know

00:23:33.300 about

00:23:33.540 this

00:23:33.760 baby

00:23:34.160 because

00:23:34.760 they

00:23:34.900 never

00:23:35.200 show

00:23:35.500 the

00:23:35.660 baby

00:23:36.000 what

00:23:36.820 do

00:23:36.940 we

00:23:37.060 know

00:23:37.240 about

00:23:37.480 this

00:23:37.660 baby

00:23:37.900 is

00:23:38.080 this

00:23:38.860 baby

00:23:39.140 a

00:23:39.360 legit

00:23:39.780 baby

00:23:40.260 you

00:23:41.660 know

00:23:41.740 what

00:23:41.860 I'm

00:23:41.980 saying

00:23:42.220 is

00:23:42.380 he

00:23:42.500 small

00:23:42.900 and

00:23:43.060 incapable

00:23:43.500 or

00:23:43.760 is

00:23:43.880 this

00:23:44.000 a

00:23:44.160 baby

00:23:44.720 that's

00:23:45.040 you

00:23:45.480 know

00:23:45.620 he

00:23:45.740 was

00:23:45.860 with

00:23:46.000 the

00:23:46.160 union

00:23:46.480 for

00:23:46.720 a

00:23:46.880 few

00:23:47.040 years

00:23:47.940 and

00:23:48.300 then

00:23:48.420 he

00:23:48.560 jumped

00:23:49.060 over

00:23:49.320 to

00:23:49.480 picket

00:23:49.780 lines

00:23:50.200 and

00:23:50.360 he's

00:23:50.500 been

00:23:50.660 smoking

00:23:51.220 he

00:23:52.000 doesn't

00:23:52.180 give

00:23:52.400 a 1.00

00:23:52.540 shit 1.00

00:23:52.700 about 1.00

00:23:52.940 himself

00:23:53.240 he's

00:23:53.500 got

00:23:53.660 two

00:23:53.860 other

00:23:54.080 little

00:23:54.320 babies

00:23:54.700 of

00:23:54.860 his

00:23:55.000 own

00:23:55.300 who

00:23:55.900 is

00:23:56.120 this

00:23:56.280 baby

00:23:56.660 because

00:23:58.040 don't

00:23:58.300 just

00:23:58.500 hook

00:23:58.800 me

00:23:58.940 with

00:23:59.120 the

00:23:59.280 baby

00:23:59.600 line

00:24:00.040 you

00:24:01.800 know

00:24:01.900 I'm

00:24:02.140 just

00:24:02.300 so

00:24:02.540 sick

00:24:02.880 of

00:24:03.000 the

00:24:03.120 bait

00:24:03.340 and

00:24:03.520 switch

00:24:03.860 of

00:24:04.040 the

00:24:04.240 of

00:24:05.060 the

00:24:05.300 oh

00:24:05.620 you

00:24:06.020 know

00:24:06.180 hook

00:24:06.480 me

00:24:06.620 with

00:24:06.840 this

00:24:07.120 you

00:24:15.740 is

00:24:16.500 this

00:24:16.640 a

00:24:16.800 baby

00:24:17.040 who

00:24:17.220 shaves

00:24:17.780 and

00:24:17.960 stuff

00:24:18.360 is

00:24:18.980 this

00:24:19.100 a

00:24:19.240 baby

00:24:19.460 wearing

00:24:19.880 turtlenecks

00:24:20.680 and

00:24:20.860 doing

00:24:21.080 have

00:24:21.780 gold

00:24:22.140 wristlets

00:24:22.820 who

00:24:24.040 is

00:24:24.380 this

00:24:24.600 baby

00:24:25.000 who

00:24:25.620 is

00:24:25.860 he

00:24:26.060 is

00:24:27.080 this

00:24:27.220 some

00:24:27.440 little

00:24:27.660 Italian

00:24:28.180 baby

00:24:28.620 huh

00:24:28.960 is

00:24:29.900 this

00:24:30.060 baby

00:24:30.320 been

00:24:30.520 punching 0.99

00:24:30.920 beating 0.97

00:24:31.280 his 0.99

00:24:31.500 wife

00:24:31.780 at

00:24:31.960 night

00:24:32.280 I

00:24:33.340 just

00:24:33.480 want

00:24:33.620 to

00:24:33.720 know

00:24:33.860 what's

00:24:34.140 going

00:24:34.360 on

00:24:34.680 here

00:24:34.980 you

00:24:36.740 know

00:24:36.880 what

00:24:37.000 I'm

00:24:37.100 saying

00:24:37.340 I

00:24:37.500 just

00:24:37.740 I

00:24:38.140 want

00:24:39.020 more

00:24:39.340 I

00:24:39.620 want

00:24:39.840 real

00:24:40.200 information

00:24:40.800 and

00:24:42.440 you

00:24:42.560 can't

00:24:42.800 get

00:24:42.920 real

00:24:43.080 information

00:24:43.500 now

00:24:43.740 the

00:24:43.900 news

00:24:44.400 no

00:24:45.680 that's

00:24:46.000 a

00:24:46.100 it's

00:24:46.340 just

00:24:46.480 such

00:24:46.680 a 0.98

00:24:46.840 crazy

00:24:47.280 time

00:24:47.640 for

00:24:47.800 something

00:24:48.020 like

00:24:48.280 this

00:24:48.480 because

00:24:48.800 who

00:24:49.420 believes

00:24:50.040 the

00:24:50.300 news

00:24:50.820 and

00:24:53.460 people

00:24:53.700 are

00:24:53.820 like

00:24:53.960 the

00:24:54.140 world

00:24:54.460 the

00:24:54.660 world

00:24:55.080 health

00:24:55.400 order

00:24:55.780 the

00:24:56.780 center

00:24:57.060 for

00:24:57.260 disease

00:24:57.620 control

00:24:58.040 but

00:24:58.280 then

00:24:58.460 other 0.99

00:24:58.700 shit 1.00

00:24:58.940 starts 1.00

00:24:59.220 coming

00:24:59.520 in

00:24:59.820 you

00:25:00.460 know

00:25:00.780 Tremaine's

00:25:02.700 virus

00:25:03.900 hut

00:25:04.400 dot

00:25:05.520 com

00:25:06.100 slash

00:25:07.320 data

00:25:07.860 and people

00:25:08.260 sharing

00:25:08.640 that

00:25:08.860 link

00:25:09.120 well

00:25:09.280 what

00:25:09.440 the 1.00

00:25:09.580 fuck 1.00

00:25:09.800 is 1.00

00:25:09.940 that

00:25:10.240 who's

00:25:11.120 Tremaine

00:25:11.660 you

00:25:14.100 know

00:25:14.240 it

00:25:14.380 just

00:25:14.580 there's

00:25:15.540 a lot

00:25:16.080 of

00:25:16.500 false

00:25:18.420 information

00:25:19.000 man

00:25:19.260 there's

00:25:19.440 a lot

00:25:19.680 of

00:25:19.800 false

00:25:20.020 information

00:25:20.500 so I

00:25:20.840 think

00:25:21.020 we

00:25:21.140 just

00:25:21.300 have

00:25:21.400 to

00:25:21.520 trust

00:25:21.820 our

00:25:22.020 instincts

00:25:22.580 you

00:25:24.340 know

00:25:24.460 I

00:25:24.600 think

00:25:24.740 it

00:25:24.880 goes

00:25:25.120 back

00:25:25.380 to

00:25:25.540 that

00:25:25.820 and

00:25:26.100 we're

00:25:26.280 getting

00:25:26.560 it

00:25:26.740 definitely

00:25:27.000 puts

00:25:27.320 you

00:25:27.460 back

00:25:27.740 more

00:25:27.980 in

00:25:28.080 like

00:25:28.200 a

00:25:28.380 vital

00:25:28.740 place

00:25:29.260 you

00:25:30.740 know

00:25:30.840 I'm

00:25:30.940 a

00:25:31.080 little

00:25:31.200 bit

00:25:31.420 more

00:25:31.660 concerned

00:25:32.160 with

00:25:32.420 who

00:25:32.580 what's

00:25:32.880 going

00:25:33.080 on

00:25:33.340 with

00:25:33.520 me

00:25:33.700 am

00:25:33.840 I

00:25:33.980 healthy

00:25:34.380 am

00:25:36.740 I

00:25:36.900 taking

00:25:37.200 care

00:25:37.500 of

00:25:37.600 myself

00:25:37.860 it

00:25:38.360 because

00:25:38.700 look

00:25:38.960 we've

00:25:39.160 been 0.99

00:25:39.300 sucking 0.99

00:25:39.780 we've 0.99

00:25:41.480 been 0.99

00:25:41.620 sucking 1.00

00:25:42.040 on the 1.00

00:25:42.460 sweet

00:25:42.800 salami

00:25:43.440 of

00:25:43.820 comfort

00:25:44.280 for a

00:25:44.840 long

00:25:45.460 time

00:25:46.280 here

00:25:48.000 in

00:25:48.120 America

00:25:48.520 we've

00:25:49.700 been

00:25:49.840 just

00:25:50.080 riding

00:25:50.660 on the

00:25:51.080 sugar

00:25:51.400 sleigh

00:25:52.060 of

00:25:52.880 softness

00:25:53.740 we're

00:25:55.320 soft

00:25:55.800 man

00:25:55.980 people

00:25:56.180 have

00:25:56.360 shirts

00:25:56.720 people

00:25:56.900 have

00:25:57.080 shirts

00:25:57.460 and

00:25:57.860 jackets

00:25:58.700 people

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00:26:47.660 let's

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00:26:48.500 get

00:26:48.620 Nick

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00:30:05.100 oh

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00:30:09.460 I picked

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00:30:10.540 that

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00:30:11.240 I saw

00:30:13.040 him

00:30:13.160 again

00:30:13.500 my boy

00:30:14.420 Josiah

00:30:14.900 out there

00:30:15.340 in Maui

00:30:16.080 I met

00:30:16.820 a beekeeper

00:30:17.400 out there

00:30:17.860 man that

00:30:18.280 runs

00:30:18.480 an

00:30:18.580 apiary

00:30:19.100 they made

00:30:20.280 me that

00:30:20.500 beautiful

00:30:20.800 bread

00:30:21.220 somebody

00:30:21.700 got me

00:30:22.020 a nice

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00:30:22.700 what

00:30:23.960 else

00:30:24.320 half

00:30:25.220 the

00:30:25.360 staff

00:30:25.700 over

00:30:25.860 there

00:30:25.980 by

00:30:26.080 the

00:30:26.220 four

00:30:26.440 seasons

00:30:26.840 a lot

00:30:27.420 of

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00:30:27.820 fellas

00:30:28.200 and

00:30:28.360 young

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00:30:28.860 out

00:30:29.060 there

00:30:29.360 ukulele

00:30:30.060 bad

00:30:30.400 boys

00:30:30.820 they

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00:30:31.840 up

00:30:32.500 just a

00:30:34.720 lot

00:30:34.880 of

00:30:34.980 people

00:30:35.140 I met

00:30:36.140 just so

00:30:36.500 many

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00:30:36.860 people

00:30:37.200 it was

00:30:38.320 just

00:30:38.680 it was

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00:30:40.120 let's get

00:30:42.320 Nick in

00:30:42.640 here

00:30:43.260 hey

00:30:43.920 Nick

00:30:44.280 can you

00:30:45.420 hear me

00:30:45.780 yeah I

00:30:46.360 got it

00:30:46.680 man

00:30:46.940 thanks for

00:30:47.540 coming in

00:30:48.020 bro 0.50

00:30:48.300 hell yeah

00:30:49.000 yeah

00:30:51.360 we're just

00:30:51.780 talking about

00:30:52.580 the coronavirus

00:30:53.120 and what's

00:30:53.740 going on

00:30:54.300 let's get

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00:30:56.640 of the

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00:30:57.400 that came

00:30:57.740 in

00:30:57.900 man

00:30:58.060 and then

00:30:58.240 I want

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00:30:58.760 the

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00:31:01.080 responses

00:31:01.620 and stuff

00:31:02.060 about

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00:31:02.600 people

00:31:03.380 dating

00:31:03.700 family

00:31:04.320 dating

00:31:04.580 within

00:31:04.820 the

00:31:04.980 family

00:31:05.360 cool

00:31:05.880 all right

00:31:07.220 let's get

00:31:07.540 into a

00:31:07.820 couple

00:31:07.960 of these

00:31:08.240 calls

00:31:08.880 hey

00:31:09.300 Theo

00:31:09.680 this is

00:31:10.440 Dan

00:31:10.920 from

00:31:11.860 Lancaster

00:31:12.580 Pennsylvania

00:31:13.280 love the

00:31:14.080 show

00:31:14.480 I'm 29

00:31:15.960 years old

00:31:16.580 I've been

00:31:16.940 with my

00:31:17.500 current wife

00:31:18.440 for about

00:31:18.820 three years

00:31:19.320 now

00:31:19.560 we met

00:31:19.880 in college

00:31:20.320 we've been

00:31:20.700 together

00:31:20.940 for almost

00:31:21.340 nine years

00:31:22.020 things have

00:31:23.120 been going

00:31:23.400 really great

00:31:24.120 thought we

00:31:24.680 had a

00:31:24.860 really

00:31:25.240 normal

00:31:25.500 life

00:31:25.900 a couple

00:31:26.580 months ago

00:31:27.040 we started

00:31:27.500 trying for

00:31:28.140 a family

00:31:28.740 and things

00:31:30.900 kind of

00:31:31.280 really went 1.00

00:31:31.700 to shit 0.99

00:31:32.160 around that 1.00

00:31:33.020 she kind

00:31:33.520 of really

00:31:34.620 started getting

00:31:35.140 distant

00:31:35.640 she eventually

00:31:37.580 told me

00:31:38.260 she never

00:31:38.880 wanted a

00:31:39.340 family

00:31:39.720 she went

00:31:40.360 back on

00:31:40.740 birth control

00:31:41.320 behind my

00:31:41.840 back

00:31:42.340 long story

00:31:44.260 short

00:31:44.600 she ended

00:31:45.020 up cheating

00:31:45.460 on me

00:31:45.860 with one

00:31:47.000 of her

00:31:47.220 co-workers

00:31:47.760 jesus

00:31:48.440 jesus christ

00:31:49.160 sorry brother

00:31:50.860 sorry to

00:31:51.360 interrupt your

00:31:51.760 life there

00:31:52.180 with the

00:31:52.460 lord but

00:31:53.080 it sounded

00:31:54.060 like you

00:31:54.340 could use

00:31:54.660 a little

00:31:54.940 of it

00:31:55.380 she was

00:31:56.540 about to

00:31:56.860 burn his 0.80

00:31:57.200 house down 0.98

00:31:57.580 i'm afraid

00:32:00.120 to listen

00:32:00.660 to any

00:32:01.200 more of

00:32:02.260 this call

00:32:02.840 man

00:32:03.280 i hope

00:32:03.940 you're

00:32:04.100 staying

00:32:04.300 safe out

00:32:04.860 there

00:32:05.020 from the

00:32:05.300 virus

00:32:05.780 onward

00:32:06.640 and then

00:32:08.040 she recently

00:32:08.680 moved out

00:32:09.240 of our

00:32:09.460 house

00:32:09.820 and we're

00:32:10.160 currently

00:32:10.460 have been

00:32:10.780 separated

00:32:11.240 for about

00:32:11.800 a couple

00:32:12.060 months

00:32:12.380 now

00:32:12.700 so

00:32:13.600 i've had

00:32:14.020 a few

00:32:14.300 months

00:32:14.580 a couple

00:32:14.980 weeks

00:32:15.400 now

00:32:15.580 to think

00:32:15.880 about

00:32:16.080 everything

00:32:16.380 and i'm

00:32:16.800 just really

00:32:17.340 really confused

00:32:19.060 on kind of

00:32:19.560 like where to

00:32:20.080 go next

00:32:20.720 in my life

00:32:21.720 um i don't

00:32:22.420 know if i

00:32:22.820 want to give

00:32:23.500 her a second 0.75

00:32:24.020 chance

00:32:24.640 um or if i

00:32:26.180 just kind of

00:32:26.560 want to move

00:32:27.020 on with my

00:32:27.540 life since we

00:32:28.220 have such

00:32:28.720 fundamental

00:32:29.200 differences on

00:32:30.140 what we

00:32:30.440 yeah man i'm

00:32:31.840 gonna even

00:32:32.140 just gonna

00:32:32.560 i think you

00:32:33.780 just have to

00:32:34.120 move on

00:32:34.640 do not give

00:32:35.660 that woman a 1.00

00:32:36.200 second

00:32:36.380 chance

00:32:36.840 dude a

00:32:37.660 second chance

00:32:38.320 for you

00:32:38.800 is a last

00:32:39.540 chance

00:32:39.980 a second

00:32:40.880 chance for

00:32:41.320 her is a 0.97

00:32:41.680 last chance

00:32:42.240 this could

00:32:42.960 be bro you

00:32:44.400 could be

00:32:44.640 calling from

00:32:45.020 an icu next 0.99

00:32:45.900 time you

00:32:46.300 could be

00:32:46.540 calling from

00:32:47.040 a burn

00:32:48.000 bvu burn

00:32:49.060 victim unit

00:32:49.780 you could be

00:32:51.260 calling from

00:32:51.680 a fire i

00:32:52.560 mean you

00:32:52.780 could be

00:32:53.040 calling

00:32:53.460 yeah man

00:32:55.720 i don't think

00:32:56.180 that lady 1.00

00:32:56.640 i don't think

00:32:58.160 that lady wants 1.00

00:32:58.600 to be around

00:32:59.140 you dude not

00:32:59.840 in a bad way

00:33:00.360 you sound like

00:33:00.760 a good guy but

00:33:01.480 it seemed like

00:33:01.940 she if she's

00:33:03.200 seeing somebody

00:33:03.740 else she doesn't

00:33:04.400 want a family

00:33:05.100 and what else

00:33:06.460 did she do

00:33:06.940 those are the

00:33:08.400 big two but i

00:33:09.100 mean it sounded

00:33:09.600 like she lied to

00:33:10.420 him for years

00:33:11.120 about wanting to

00:33:12.080 have a family

00:33:12.660 yeah

00:33:13.220 even even if she

00:33:15.320 didn't cheat which

00:33:16.220 is like a pretty

00:33:18.740 horrible thing to do

00:33:19.460 someone you care

00:33:20.020 about

00:33:20.340 the fact that he

00:33:22.320 wants kids and she 0.93

00:33:22.980 doesn't i feel like

00:33:23.700 is an initial deal

00:33:24.700 breaker

00:33:24.940 yeah that's it man

00:33:25.740 that's a deal

00:33:26.120 breaker because

00:33:26.580 otherwise and you're

00:33:27.300 gonna have to be

00:33:27.640 pretending that kids

00:33:28.600 are yours when you're

00:33:29.140 at the park you're

00:33:30.360 gonna have to be you're

00:33:31.160 gonna have to get a

00:33:31.640 dog and name it

00:33:32.700 like a kid name

00:33:33.640 you know here's

00:33:34.740 mark our dog you

00:33:35.880 know uh so that 1.00

00:33:37.560 kind of shit is 0.98

00:33:38.140 gonna be a way 0.99

00:33:38.800 buzzkill you know 0.89

00:33:39.980 you're gonna have

00:33:40.360 a kid's room and

00:33:41.200 nobody you're not

00:33:41.880 gonna have anybody

00:33:42.320 in there you're

00:33:42.900 gonna go sleep in

00:33:43.480 there sometimes at 1.00

00:33:44.140 night that shit's 0.99

00:33:45.460 gonna be it's a 1.00

00:33:47.600 downhill life you're

00:33:48.720 looking for you're

00:33:49.480 looking into so i

00:33:51.720 think your best move

00:33:52.380 is to move on man

00:33:53.280 um uh let's take

00:33:55.760 this next one here

00:33:56.460 we go

00:33:56.960 kratom king calling

00:34:06.160 and kratom is that

00:34:06.960 thing it's kind of a

00:34:07.640 bootleg drug kind of

00:34:08.820 is this chin did chin

00:34:10.700 quit king and the

00:34:11.380 stink

00:34:11.600 he's the first person 0.99

00:34:13.940 i ever heard doing

00:34:14.780 doing a lot of kratom

00:34:15.940 was he really

00:34:16.600 he's still on it

00:34:17.980 wow he looks the

00:34:19.580 same i guess he

00:34:20.200 looks yeah he looks

00:34:21.980 he looks i mean he

00:34:23.040 could be on it i

00:34:23.660 guess you can't tell

00:34:24.540 when people are on

00:34:25.060 it i guess 0.99

00:34:25.500 fucking trying to 0.98

00:34:29.100 get into like other 1.00

00:34:30.640 things the only thing

00:34:33.160 i was wondering what

00:34:35.640 are some moments that

00:34:36.560 you have had to just

00:34:38.540 sort of like push it

00:34:39.500 to your edge and you

00:34:40.640 had to do something

00:34:41.500 different when did

00:34:43.780 you know that it was

00:34:44.960 time for a change

00:34:46.120 yeah man thanks for

00:34:49.740 the call brother uh i

00:34:52.000 think well you got to

00:34:53.000 be working you know

00:34:54.380 you always have to be

00:34:55.120 working i think you

00:34:56.200 know i used to live

00:34:56.760 with a fellow for a

00:34:57.860 friend of mine for a

00:34:58.820 while and his dad

00:35:00.900 used to eat tostitos

00:35:01.840 and stuff at night and

00:35:02.740 he wouldn't you know

00:35:04.140 ever really talk to us

00:35:05.040 and stuff and he

00:35:05.440 played tennis a lot but

00:35:06.500 he always say he said

00:35:08.600 you yeah you have to

00:35:09.580 have a job you got to

00:35:10.660 be working so the rest

00:35:12.400 of your stuff you can

00:35:13.240 kind of figure that

00:35:14.000 out you know you can

00:35:15.100 uh you can decide

00:35:16.220 within that within that

00:35:18.240 world of of having

00:35:19.500 some sort of

00:35:20.020 occupation uh what you

00:35:22.540 want to do but first i

00:35:24.300 would go get a job and

00:35:25.280 then i would make a

00:35:25.980 decision on what you

00:35:26.800 want to do because

00:35:28.260 that's really the only

00:35:30.340 way that it works uh

00:35:31.960 you can't really do it

00:35:32.820 the other way because

00:35:33.940 then you're just not 0.98

00:35:34.740 doing shit you're just 0.98

00:35:36.520 kind of thinking about 1.00

00:35:37.260 doing stuff and you'll

00:35:38.940 feel better too once you

00:35:39.840 have a job once you

00:35:40.440 start showing up for a

00:35:41.260 little bit of time a

00:35:41.960 little bit of commitment

00:35:42.580 to work and having to do

00:35:43.840 stuff you're gonna feel

00:35:45.520 a little bit more like

00:35:48.640 you'll just feel a little

00:35:49.700 more inspired so i feel

00:35:52.680 like that's what i'll do

00:35:53.200 you think that's what

00:35:53.620 he's talking about

00:35:54.260 yeah i i just kind of

00:35:56.600 agree it was a bad

00:35:57.440 probably a bad move to

00:35:58.840 impulsively quit your

00:35:59.820 job without something

00:36:00.900 else lined up although

00:36:02.780 ironically i did that

00:36:04.500 when i moved out here

00:36:05.320 you did yeah i just

00:36:06.480 kind of quit and moved

00:36:07.740 out here where were

00:36:08.480 you working at uh it

00:36:09.620 was called meister mma

00:36:10.920 it was a guy he like

00:36:12.620 imported uh sporting

00:36:14.680 goods from like overseas

00:36:15.860 and they branded them as

00:36:17.300 his own mixed martial

00:36:18.060 arts equipment that's

00:36:18.780 actually when i got into

00:36:19.520 mixed martial arts because

00:36:20.320 i would sell to gyms and

00:36:21.280 stuff um and it was

00:36:23.040 cool but it was just

00:36:23.920 like low ceiling i was

00:36:25.420 like this guy's first

00:36:26.200 employee started a

00:36:27.100 business he's killing it

00:36:28.140 like if you go on

00:36:28.960 amazon you search

00:36:29.820 hand wraps that

00:36:30.560 meister mma is the

00:36:31.700 number one thing that

00:36:32.320 comes up there he

00:36:33.260 crushes um and so i did

00:36:35.480 a lot of shipping and

00:36:36.420 then also like cold

00:36:37.320 calling to gyms because

00:36:38.220 we would wholesale um

00:36:39.600 so it was cool i really

00:36:40.780 liked it but it was just

00:36:42.200 like i don't know i i

00:36:44.600 went to college for four

00:36:45.400 years and it just didn't

00:36:46.740 seem like a future i

00:36:47.540 would always be like this

00:36:48.320 guy's number two whereas

00:36:50.000 i don't think he was

00:36:50.700 like he was more

00:36:52.060 motivated to have like

00:36:52.700 a lifestyle brand like

00:36:53.740 where he had something

00:36:54.480 just going he could kind

00:36:55.780 of live his life he

00:36:56.500 wasn't trying to grow

00:36:57.840 some huge conglomerate

00:36:59.060 so yeah i just it was a

00:37:00.880 ceiling for you yeah

00:37:01.820 yeah i think man you

00:37:04.220 got to get into a place

00:37:05.000 where at least you have a

00:37:05.720 ceiling first and then

00:37:06.880 find a different avenue i

00:37:08.260 mean or if you want to

00:37:09.280 chase a dream i think

00:37:10.060 that's fine but you just

00:37:10.740 have to be doing it so i

00:37:12.620 think when do you get to

00:37:13.400 a place where you kind of

00:37:14.360 met your edge uh

00:37:16.760 well i mean i think i

00:37:26.660 think getting to that

00:37:27.580 place and when you're

00:37:29.220 working and staying busy is

00:37:30.500 a better place to be there

00:37:32.100 than than trying to find

00:37:34.140 that place right now when

00:37:35.040 you're not working um one

00:37:36.960 thing i i did when i was

00:37:38.100 working at the job and i

00:37:39.060 was like just searching for

00:37:39.840 something i was really

00:37:40.340 passionate about i got a

00:37:41.500 job at acme comedy club in

00:37:43.320 minneapolis on nights i mean

00:37:44.600 it paid like minimum

00:37:45.400 wage you were just

00:37:46.220 doorman but like i didn't

00:37:47.920 meet people kind of in

00:37:48.740 the industry that i still

00:37:49.820 now will cross paths with

00:37:51.480 and like that was an

00:37:54.180 immediate future like i

00:37:55.120 wasn't gonna go with

00:37:55.780 acme but i went towards

00:37:56.720 my passion kind of and

00:37:58.140 then i didn't notice at

00:38:01.240 the time it didn't lead

00:38:02.140 to something directly but

00:38:03.220 now because i did that

00:38:04.460 back in the day it has

00:38:05.360 helped going forward so

00:38:07.020 just i think just always

00:38:08.120 trying to be around things

00:38:09.320 you care about even it's

00:38:10.360 not exactly what you're

00:38:11.500 trying to do yeah that's

00:38:12.540 a great point man yeah

00:38:13.480 fine if there's something

00:38:14.380 that you're really

00:38:15.020 passionate about if you

00:38:15.840 know what that is then

00:38:17.220 yeah maybe start somewhere

00:38:18.200 small within that world

00:38:19.320 uh you can definitely get

00:38:20.720 somewhere big within that

00:38:21.680 world you know sometimes

00:38:22.920 it just um yeah getting

00:38:24.520 close to the world he

00:38:25.720 could he could work at a

00:38:26.480 head shop that sells

00:38:27.240 kratom yeah there you go

00:38:29.340 man yeah start you're the 1.00

00:38:30.660 fucking kratom king dude 1.00

00:38:31.900 what do you mean bro you 1.00

00:38:34.220 know get a lawnmower and

00:38:35.200 go cut a crop bro and

00:38:36.260 slaying a few sacks uh all

00:38:38.800 right let's take another

00:38:39.340 call what's up theo it's

00:38:42.320 caleb here in oklahoma

00:38:43.520 man um i was gonna ask

00:38:47.520 you uh i'm also sober i've

00:38:49.600 been sober four years on

00:38:52.140 uh march 22nd but uh where

00:38:55.820 do you go to meet women now

00:38:57.300 in sobriety like you know i

00:38:59.220 don't go out to the bar

00:39:00.060 anymore and uh i don't know

00:39:04.320 man it's just kind of hard

00:39:05.380 hard to be in your mid 30s

00:39:07.160 uh single and trying to stay

00:39:10.980 sober so well look brother

00:39:13.560 congrats on uh the sobriety

00:39:15.120 and congrats on working that

00:39:16.220 path i think the the i think

00:39:19.480 options are as you know uh

00:39:21.900 options are places where

00:39:23.100 there's other people you know

00:39:24.580 um you know you gotta try

00:39:27.860 like uh church is good you

00:39:29.920 know if you like or some sort

00:39:31.100 of religious environment uh

00:39:33.160 yoga gym um you know a gym

00:39:37.140 is sometimes like uh just

00:39:38.680 like a bar but with no liquor

00:39:40.100 really you know i know and

00:39:41.620 some of them have tvs but um

00:39:44.180 you know uh maybe through a

00:39:47.740 friend uh or meet a sober

00:39:50.060 woman go to some mixed 1.00

00:39:51.100 meetings um i know it's not

00:39:53.380 as easy but i think the value

00:39:55.780 of the person that you'll meet

00:39:57.000 the actual connection could

00:39:58.520 really be there because then

00:40:00.400 you otherwise you meet

00:40:01.020 somebody at a bar it's just

00:40:02.380 i mean the truth i think is

00:40:06.000 is you know i i ended up

00:40:08.740 meeting who i was brave

00:40:09.640 enough to meet that's what

00:40:10.800 it was if like like i feel

00:40:14.240 like you end up with the girl

00:40:15.000 you're brave enough to talk

00:40:16.040 to that's what i feel like a

00:40:17.040 lot of times um so you could

00:40:20.280 be brave enough anywhere you

00:40:21.240 could be brave enough at a

00:40:22.100 bar you could brave enough on

00:40:23.020 a street you know go up to a

00:40:24.960 girl and say hey what's going

00:40:26.000 on you know are you you know

00:40:27.780 do you know somebody you know

00:40:29.360 a guy named patrick and

00:40:30.300 she's like yeah i think so

00:40:31.640 and then to start talking to

00:40:33.420 her the first part is that

00:40:34.860 hardest part how to break

00:40:36.240 that ice so nick yeah i mean

00:40:40.020 that's that's great advice

00:40:41.180 like just use is it i think

00:40:43.060 so okay uh what you like what

00:40:46.000 you said about like the girl

00:40:47.700 that like you meet that pushes

00:40:50.040 you to like go out on a limb i

00:40:51.500 think that it'll happen because

00:40:54.140 you're that motivated also i'll

00:40:56.100 say the apps uh yeah i think

00:40:58.240 it's easier for a guy on those

00:41:00.820 dating apps to find a

00:41:02.000 relationship rather than just a

00:41:03.680 hookup than it is a girl to 1.00

00:41:05.700 find a real relationship like a

00:41:07.360 guy because like most guys on

00:41:09.520 there are just going for the

00:41:10.380 easy hookup so if you are the

00:41:12.040 guy that's looking for the

00:41:12.940 relationship girls who are

00:41:15.260 looking for a relationship will

00:41:16.280 gravitate towards you that's a

00:41:17.520 good point whereas the opposite

00:41:18.420 girls just completely they're 1.00

00:41:20.180 just constantly accosted by just

00:41:21.880 dudes who want to hook up so

00:41:22.920 they probably give up but the

00:41:23.940 ones that are there are and go

00:41:26.180 on like more hinge than tinder

00:41:28.100 okay yeah tinder seems dangerous 0.96

00:41:30.380 a lot of hookers on there and 1.00

00:41:31.680 robots and everything they said 1.00

00:41:33.120 um what else man let me get into

00:41:37.060 one more call here while we got

00:41:38.800 nick here

00:41:39.700 hey theo it's jason from southern

00:41:43.460 california

00:41:44.140 what's up jason thank you for uh

00:41:46.860 hitting us up brother and i just

00:41:48.520 got back from maui so if i sound

00:41:49.880 like a little beachy that's why

00:41:52.360 i'm 22 uh long story short the past

00:41:57.120 couple months i've been noticing i've

00:42:00.000 been losing a lot of hair um you know

00:42:04.220 and that started to freak me out i went

00:42:06.140 uh to the doctor said everything's

00:42:10.220 normal you know but um i can tell

00:42:14.760 that you know i only got a few more

00:42:16.280 years with my hair it's not that

00:42:18.820 better now but um you know i i just

00:42:22.780 it's been kind of hurting my

00:42:24.160 self-confidence part of me just wants

00:42:26.900 to be like uh you know who cares but

00:42:29.880 then i get in these you know weak

00:42:32.240 moments where it just feels like

00:42:35.060 that's every i don't know just feel

00:42:36.980 like can't beat it you know um so i

00:42:41.880 just want to hear your thoughts on you

00:42:44.120 know how to approach changes that are

00:42:46.560 going on that you don't want you know

00:42:49.620 they they don't look good but um and

00:42:53.740 how to you know stay out of those weak

00:42:55.460 moments yeah man i feel you dude um

00:42:59.540 you know it's hard for me to talk

00:43:01.620 because i kind of you know i've had

00:43:02.900 hair taken out of the back and put in

00:43:04.760 the front you know so i have some extra

00:43:06.160 hair twice yeah twice good call so but i

00:43:11.040 do notice that when i focus on my hair

00:43:13.800 hair and then i start to really think

00:43:15.720 oh i'm losing my hair i'm losing my

00:43:17.040 hair whereas when i just when i'm

00:43:18.600 having fun and enjoying life then i

00:43:21.120 don't think about my hair at all and

00:43:23.020 i'm just having fun i think a lot of

00:43:24.680 times it's worse in our perception and

00:43:27.020 the more we dote on it than the reality

00:43:29.940 of it um also one of the most attractive

00:43:36.960 women i've ever seen in my life was 1.00

00:43:39.120 married to the baldest looking dude i

00:43:41.560 ever seen and he was not really wealthy 1.00

00:43:44.860 and that shit just blew my mind bro so 0.99

00:43:49.620 you know i think that you know i think 0.99

00:43:52.880 there's there's still a lot you know

00:43:54.500 there's still gonna be a lot of options

00:43:55.540 for women you know they got a hat uh i 1.00

00:43:58.560 think toupees are gonna come back i know

00:44:00.000 that sounds crazy but things kind of go

00:44:02.080 in cycles and they've been out of like

00:44:03.520 style for about 70 years so it's

00:44:06.920 definitely time um and then also there's

00:44:12.200 a lot of there's a there's a you can

00:44:14.900 look good and be bald these days i think

00:44:16.840 you have to kind of go to the gym or get

00:44:18.620 some glasses like you have to go with

00:44:20.820 like kind of the nerdy bald look or the

00:44:22.640 like you know the joe rogan bald look

00:44:25.040 you have to go with one or the other but

00:44:26.360 i think you can you can really work

00:44:28.420 bald it just takes reading or going to

00:44:31.180 the gym so i think it's just like

00:44:34.040 anything you're gonna have to find some

00:44:35.280 ways to maybe make up for it but i think

00:44:37.840 just working on the confidence is really

00:44:39.960 the biggest key finding ways to just

00:44:41.420 stay confident and i would just look at

00:44:43.880 bald dudes that have wives you know a 0.62

00:44:46.640 lot of times if women is kind of the 1.00

00:44:48.160 thing that you're worried about

00:44:49.280 um but yeah is having hair all that

00:44:53.500 great i don't know i mean i think it's

00:44:54.920 cool but i think that sometimes it's kind

00:44:57.620 of bothersome too you always have to fix

00:44:59.580 it whereas if you could be bald and look

00:45:01.420 decent you could do whatever you want

00:45:04.140 you know you could you get a job doing

00:45:07.560 anything really could work outdoors you

00:45:09.280 could work indoors

00:45:10.080 um yeah what you got nick the gym was

00:45:15.020 like my first thought initially like

00:45:16.640 you're you have something you think is

00:45:18.660 making you look worse that you can't

00:45:20.040 control so do something in your control

00:45:22.000 that you can make yourself look better

00:45:23.440 and yeah then it just kind of evens out

00:45:25.180 if you get a little jack but lose your

00:45:26.480 hair i'm going through i'm pretty

00:45:27.940 hair annoyed right now i think are you i

00:45:30.200 think it's like going up i don't know

00:45:31.940 like you said i'm just trying not to

00:45:33.220 think about it but uh yeah maybe one

00:45:36.100 day i'll be be pulling out of the back

00:45:38.020 i don't know but it scares me i just

00:45:40.220 try not to think about it like like the

00:45:41.940 coronavirus yeah yeah i think yeah

00:45:44.080 just don't think about it and stay

00:45:45.360 alive bro right now i think chicks are 0.99

00:45:47.900 gonna fuck anybody that's alive so that's 0.99

00:45:50.640 the number one thing you got going for 1.00

00:45:52.000 you right now hey get some rations

00:45:53.500 yeah hey i'm living i got something at

00:45:55.440 the house you know um so there we go

00:45:59.580 man that's all i got for you bro um

00:46:02.700 uh thanks nick for helping us out no

00:46:06.000 problem good times hope i'm here next

00:46:08.340 week yeah man oh yeah not on the podcast

00:46:10.940 alive okay alive yeah yeah man that's

00:46:13.340 true dude i hope you're here too man it's

00:46:15.040 been uh if this is the end man it's been 0.84

00:46:17.780 a fucking run bro it's been good times 0.97

00:46:19.600 good times i know it'd be crazy huh 0.99

00:46:21.360 dude i noticed though like say i will

00:46:23.520 like this morning i was kind of like just

00:46:25.060 touching my eye for a minute and i

00:46:27.780 wasn't doing anything i normally wasn't 0.98

00:46:29.140 doing but my brain's like holy shit man 0.99

00:46:31.400 are you you about to die or like i went 1.00

00:46:35.900 and you press the elevator button i was

00:46:37.320 like how many people other people have

00:46:38.420 touched this it's it's just crazy how the

00:46:40.840 paranoia starts to become like a thing

00:46:42.560 you know yeah i walked up the stairs i

00:46:44.400 was breathing a little heavy i was like

00:46:45.880 oh my god oh no i'm always out of

00:46:47.480 shape never mind

00:46:48.060 um awesome man all right take care brother

00:46:53.660 yes and if you can't take care of

00:46:55.700 yourself uh i know who can and that's

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00:48:18.860 dot com slash theo oh yeah the virus is

00:48:25.500 amongst us man what happens what happens

00:48:29.420 if this is where we go this is where we

00:48:31.440 stay what happens if this is if we start

00:48:35.440 having to just really seclude ourselves

00:48:37.360 what happens you know there's a part of

00:48:40.420 me that's really that is very exciting to

00:48:42.540 you know the part of me is very like oh it

00:48:46.940 makes me feel alive as a being it makes

00:48:50.520 whoever I am inside kind of like yawn and

00:48:55.280 wake up like oh okay we're not just cattle

00:48:59.640 being herded there's an you know we're

00:49:02.840 gonna we're about to see who's smart

00:49:04.220 enough we're about to play a real game

00:49:05.800 here

00:49:06.160 there's a little bit of that in this

00:49:10.700 there's a little bit of that survival

00:49:13.680 technique there's a little bit of that

00:49:15.300 what do I do here what do I do now

00:49:17.340 there's a little bit of that in there

00:49:20.640 there's also a little bit of a chance to

00:49:23.700 help other people you know you know

00:49:25.620 somebody's gonna be struggling you know

00:49:27.340 you have more you know it's a chance to

00:49:29.460 give

00:49:29.880 it's a chance to share and those are

00:49:34.200 things that make us feel good you know

00:49:36.740 those are things that build bridges with

00:49:38.400 people and build connection you know it's

00:49:42.740 really a beautiful time to be able to do

00:49:44.600 that and to recognize the value of that so

00:49:47.980 that's pretty interesting what else am I

00:49:51.560 thinking about this virus you know I

00:49:54.400 don't know I haven't been to the store

00:49:55.300 yet so I'm just probably gonna pop by on

00:49:58.560 my way home and see if there's some stuff

00:49:59.960 in there it may be miserable I may have to

00:50:02.360 make a soup you know I did hear that at

00:50:06.040 the toilet paper section it was all gone

00:50:08.140 and then somebody put cotton balls there

00:50:10.300 which I thought was kind of a kind of a

00:50:13.280 sweet idea thought they're pretty sweet

00:50:15.380 bro if you just want to you know if you

00:50:19.280 just really want to wipe small just aim

00:50:21.700 small miss small you know we had a couple

00:50:24.900 calls that came in you know the last

00:50:26.380 solo episode I was talking about the

00:50:28.460 corona no about Jesus about heaven and

00:50:32.880 what's going on and and what people

00:50:35.800 thought of heaven when they were young

00:50:37.800 and what do they think of it now as

00:50:39.100 they're older and we had some calls that

00:50:40.840 came in so I wanted to uh to check some

00:50:43.240 of those out here we go

00:50:44.240 hey Theo this is crystal from Virginia

00:50:46.080 my idea of heaven when I was little was

00:50:48.480 living in a shopping mall that was missed

00:50:50.220 with toys or us was towards missed with

00:50:52.680 like a petting zoo 0.99

00:50:53.760 oh damn okay crystal so and you talk you 0.98

00:50:59.260 talking fast you might you something 0.99

00:51:00.420 might be on a little bit of crystal but

00:51:02.240 uh hopefully not hopefully you're doing

00:51:04.680 great um so yeah a little toys or us in a

00:51:09.280 petting zoo I could see a child really

00:51:10.820 uh loving that there's just toys and

00:51:12.580 animals and fun things everywhere oh yeah

00:51:14.840 right but now that I'm older I feel like

00:51:18.460 it's more into classical I think I might

00:51:21.420 have screwed up that word but you know

00:51:23.140 what I mean like I feel like we'll get

00:51:25.420 permission to explore the universe like

00:51:27.880 we just be out here floating our souls

00:51:29.980 just be able to go to whatever whatever

00:51:32.840 planet they want maybe each planet's a

00:51:34.860 little bit different a little bit

00:51:36.040 invisible a little bit of fifth

00:51:37.640 dimensional you know maybe different

00:51:40.160 like it's not earthly but it's it might

00:51:44.200 have like this planet be like this and

00:51:46.300 this planet be kind of like amusement

00:51:48.060 parks different amusement parks so now I

00:51:50.160 just feel like it's just like maybe

00:51:52.580 there are aliens but they are not visible

00:51:55.640 to our human bodies maybe we had to be a

00:51:58.300 spirit to see them wow yeah I like that

00:52:02.260 that's still kind of a petting zoo it's

00:52:03.640 just you're like petting the universe

00:52:04.940 with your spirit you're just kind of

00:52:07.180 just cruising around it's like this

00:52:08.660 open-hearted kind of like just being and

00:52:12.440 you just kind of bumper just bumping off

00:52:14.180 the the uh the walls of other echelons I

00:52:19.760 think that sounds pretty magical really um

00:52:22.320 yeah it's funny how when you're young and

00:52:24.980 then as you get older the way that you

00:52:26.580 could really envision heaven and what it

00:52:28.920 could seem like to you um I love that

00:52:33.240 petting zoo though I love a pony I love a

00:52:34.900 small animal and I have always really

00:52:38.700 loved a small a small animal onward let's

00:52:41.620 hear another call hey Theo my name is

00:52:44.060 Spencer I'm from Georgia hey Spencer

00:52:46.780 thank you for calling man and I hope

00:52:48.520 you're saying uh healthy out there gang

00:52:50.420 and you're talking about what heaven was

00:52:53.660 like when we were children versus what

00:52:55.740 it's like now and I was thinking about

00:52:58.100 heaven when I was a child and how my dad

00:53:01.480 told me that when you die you go to

00:53:05.220 heaven you get to live forever and ever

00:53:06.880 and ever and it gave me like a weird

00:53:08.900 sinking feeling inside of me like you

00:53:11.220 never die it just goes on forever and

00:53:13.760 ever and ever in this place and there's

00:53:15.580 never going to be a stop to it yeah it

00:53:19.020 seems like a lot it does seem like a

00:53:20.420 long it does seem like a long haul

00:53:22.800 especially as a child I can imagine it

00:53:24.520 seemed like a long haul onward so when I

00:53:26.900 was a child I used to think about that

00:53:28.340 it used to scare me but then when I got

00:53:31.860 older I used I thought about it and

00:53:34.460 thought like well maybe heaven is a place

00:53:38.040 where we can exist forever and at some

00:53:41.220 point we choose to come down here into

00:53:43.720 this dimension and feel like that we're

00:53:47.340 living but we can die so we can learn

00:53:50.960 something with each trip that we take

00:53:53.680 down here we get to learn things about

00:53:56.160 ourselves and reality and stuff man that's

00:54:01.440 really interesting yeah like like heaven

00:54:03.640 is kind of the it's like the rental car

00:54:05.920 place and then our bodies are like you

00:54:09.640 know earth or you know existence is sort

00:54:13.660 of each time you get rented and you get

00:54:15.240 take out you go out and you have an

00:54:17.300 experience and you go back and they

00:54:20.140 either return you with a full tank or

00:54:21.680 they return you on empty you know they

00:54:23.740 might return you a couple of dents in

00:54:25.140 the doors anything but yeah you have an

00:54:27.300 experience and then you go back and

00:54:29.740 like kind of park back into the shop

00:54:31.420 that's pretty yeah I really like that

00:54:33.260 man that's beautiful that's real

00:54:35.320 beautiful um let's take another heaven

00:54:37.940 call here we go

00:54:39.240 hey this is uh kenny from cut and shoot

00:54:43.140 texas what's up kenny from cut and shoot

00:54:45.780 gang brother onward

00:54:46.860 i was calling about the heaven man when i was a kid

00:54:50.780 in church they taught us that you know

00:54:53.860 heaven was constant worship and i don't know

00:54:57.200 man i always thought that sounded boring as hell 0.99

00:54:59.220 when i was a kid i thought heaven sounded boring as fuck but 0.99

00:55:02.100 they said it because it was constant worship you know 0.98

00:55:05.200 like we were already in church worship though why we got to worship when we

00:55:08.660 died too but oh yeah that's double worship man

00:55:11.260 i feel you there but you know now that i'm older i kind of feel like heaven is a

00:55:16.520 little more specific to every person you know

00:55:18.980 like every person's heaven is different just like every person's hell could be

00:55:23.580 different so that's it gang gang feel

00:55:27.340 thank you bro um yeah you know it would be nice to think that it's set that it's

00:55:34.380 different that we only that we all get our own

00:55:36.640 that we all have one that's very unique to us it would really make sense almost because

00:55:43.160 the world feels very unique to us you know because we we're only able to really get our

00:55:48.860 own perception of of uh life here on earth so it'd be interesting it'd be probably similar

00:55:54.960 to really get that the same in heaven you get the same

00:55:57.240 you know that your understanding of your environment is specific to you

00:56:02.640 uh yeah i don't know man and i hope they have a hell too bro and i hope there's a chance where

00:56:10.240 you could get you know if you don't you know mind your your taters and tots that they could drag you

00:56:15.160 back down the other end of the hallway it would just be exciting you know that's one of the another

00:56:20.580 thing that maybe really keeps me um believing in in in another leg of our existence

00:56:28.620 um is just the choice to have excitement for there to be something else and people are like oh man you

00:56:37.460 die and and that's it and like that's bro anybody could write that book you know anybody could do that

00:56:46.640 um you know i'd like to think that i'm built for something more

00:56:51.360 you know and maybe it's selfish but i don't think there's anything real selfish in

00:56:56.820 thinking that you would like to be able to exist more to be able to have new experiences and hopefully

00:57:03.480 ones that are even better than the ones that we're already having here

00:57:06.960 um what else do we have going on man i'm a little you know i'm well as always i'm a little tired

00:57:16.180 uh but that's just my mo we got a patreon question came in alaskan rock vodka are you planning on

00:57:24.260 upping your podcast frequency if we're going to be shut in with all this virus business we need to get

00:57:29.260 more online entertainment um thank you alaskan rock vodka and thank you uh for being a long time uh

00:57:35.980 patreon supporter really from the beginning and and um and i really want to thank you very much

00:57:42.300 real kind of you uh yeah i think i'm going to do some stuff i'm going to try my best you know i don't

00:57:48.000 want to just put out whatever i want to be feeling good and put out cool stuff we got glenn big baby

00:57:53.560 davis coming in tomorrow and he went to school at lsu and and i went to school down there at lsu and

00:57:59.360 and so i'm really excited to see uh to have a conversation with him uh who else we have some

00:58:06.100 really cool guests coming up um and depending on you know how the viral thing plays out what we're

00:58:13.500 going to do what it's going to be like but you know we may have more we may uh we're supposed to do

00:58:18.720 a live uh this past weekend in i want to say it's in april or may out here in los angeles

00:58:26.600 so i think there's some options um what else that came in thank you for that question though yeah

00:58:35.160 we're going to try to do some stuff some extra king in the sting um we're also going to try to

00:58:39.640 do some stuff for the single moms that we have we know this is a tough time for them having to deal

00:58:43.140 with you know probably just changes you know maybe they're still working but they need to find

00:58:48.320 help for their children so um we're going to reach out and do something special for them try to help

00:58:53.780 out a little bit uh what else man that's it dude they had a i will say this and now you see a lot of

00:59:03.740 a lot of hair on the ground people they're cutting people's hair and just leaving it people 0.92

00:59:07.560 you know somebody just drop a damn pigtail and just it'll be right there 0.95

00:59:12.920 another question that came in how's it feel this from action jackson how's it feel to be done with 0.99

00:59:19.640 your dark arts tour is there anything in particular you're looking forward to doing now that you have

00:59:24.920 more free time uh yeah i'm looking to take care of myself a little bit better i'm looking to get some

00:59:32.580 more rest um you know i'm working on a pilot project right now with uh with mike judge actually

00:59:42.920 and greg daniels um who made beavis and butthead and some other stuff so i'm excited about uh

00:59:51.560 you know they really love the animation uh that we've been putting up on instagram

00:59:56.420 and uh thank you guys so much for your support on that um so we're working on trying to take a

01:00:04.300 project out you know a pilot out so it's kind of it's a little scary to talk about but it's really

01:00:10.720 i guess it's okay to talk about you know i'm just really excited i guess about it i'm hopeful i'm

01:00:16.340 not like overly excited i just want it to be you know i love the little cartoon guy and i love

01:00:23.860 um you know i just don't want to spoil kind of what what our what we already have going on with it and

01:00:31.360 so but i think that you know those guys are obviously legends and uh and it's really makes me feel

01:00:37.160 amazing that they're excited and so we'll see what happens you know um i'm just trying to stay

01:00:42.700 creative so i think those are things i'm going to do i'm just going to try to stay more just try and

01:00:47.340 make take care of myself so i can be a little more creative and stay creative um

01:00:52.180 what else try and do some yoga and get some extra naps you know i think it's i'm pretty lucky that

01:00:59.740 the tour some people's tours were just starting and they're having to reel them back now

01:01:03.880 um but those are things that i'm looking forward to doing uh so thanks for asking that question man

01:01:12.620 um here's a question from riley mora and it says gang why is hawaii so comforting i've never been but

01:01:21.300 you make it seem like the best getaway take care of yourself i think there's not like it's just

01:01:29.320 relaxing i can't oh here's why because everything there's no real nightlife there everything shuts

01:01:34.420 down early so you sometimes you'll feel a pressure like i gotta go out i gotta people are doing

01:01:41.260 at eight o'clock in hawaii everybody's eating dinner and it is bedtime and it doesn't matter if you're 22

01:01:49.680 or if you're 51 so um i think that's what it is just the fact that it's okay to be at peace there

01:02:00.000 you know it's one thing it's almost as similar like with this virus it's like you know with this

01:02:05.620 rona people are wondering you know or i'm feeling like okay at least now we have an excuse to just

01:02:12.600 relax you know it's like okay we can just chill you know oh you can look across the table and

01:02:21.880 see who someone is see who who who is that you know i'll get to know my kid a little bit better i'll

01:02:29.140 break out a board game there is something really comfortable man we've been on this fast fast train

01:02:36.000 in america and it's nice to have just something kind of apply this weird break i'm not saying that

01:02:43.800 this is a good break but i'm just saying that it is there's something really comforting in it i feel

01:02:49.960 like in a weird way um to kind of know that people are hopefully taking care of themselves

01:02:57.780 uh so that's one thing that's kind of neat about this and that's one thing that's neat about hawaii is

01:03:04.720 that um there's just that energy there there's that energy of just self-care taking care of yourself

01:03:11.840 the ocean you know the more i would go get in the ocean every day when i was over there and i just

01:03:17.700 kept feeling like the world kept falling off my shoulders like just the troubles that i had or the

01:03:23.480 problems or whatever you know the stress kind of fell off my shoulder so that was really nice to uh feel

01:03:29.900 um what else i think we got into a lot of stuff you know we got big baby glenn davis coming in

01:03:37.720 tomorrow we got king and the sting on tuesday a lot of fun stuff going on and let's get into one more

01:03:43.560 call uh right here before we cruise out hey few um you said that you like the movie the family man

01:03:52.940 okay yes uh i do uh she said you said you like the movie family man yes ma'am i do thank you

01:04:00.800 with nicholas cage um and i was just wondering if if you were given a glimpse of your life

01:04:08.860 if you hadn't become a comedian what would what would you think that glimpse would would look like

01:04:17.800 yeah all right thank you um if i hadn't become a comedian and had to go have a glimpse of my life

01:04:26.320 wow that's a good question um well thanks for the call uh

01:04:32.860 you know i i i feel like maybe i would have been

01:04:39.820 maybe done arts and crafts maybe somebody that did arts and crafts instructor or 0.88

01:04:48.020 you know maybe a

01:04:51.740 attorney maybe but just attorney because you get to speak in front of people like you got to like

01:05:00.300 kind of prove a case or talk discuss a point or something that's one thing i think i remember

01:05:06.540 wanting to be when i was younger or you know what honestly i think i really might have got into being

01:05:12.280 a writer you know i really like to write you know when people used to write um i used to love it

01:05:20.200 and now it's more typing and stuff it's different but man i really liked writing when it was popular

01:05:24.900 uh but yeah i think i don't know i wonder what a glimpse of my life would be like

01:05:32.500 i'd probably be

01:05:36.100 man i don't know i'd probably be uh you know my brother's a pretty good role model so i probably

01:05:47.540 would have learned from some stuff from him so i bet i would have probably ended up being maybe

01:05:52.900 an attorney or a writer maybe both

01:05:56.640 and i bet i would have had a marriage but i would have probably gotten a divorce 0.99

01:06:02.760 because i've never really been ready for it yet

01:06:06.340 you know just kind of hard to you know never really hard to keep my

01:06:11.360 you know my mind out of

01:06:14.280 out of the cookie jar or whatever

01:06:16.640 and

01:06:18.160 yeah

01:06:20.420 i think that that would be it

01:06:22.280 maybe no kids yet or maybe a child

01:06:25.460 but yeah it's a good question

01:06:32.220 uh it's a good question

01:06:36.840 um what else did we get into a lot of stuff this week i don't even know

01:06:42.140 i don't even know i'm glad to be back though

01:06:44.340 but man i miss it at the same time

01:06:47.440 you know i just there's something i they

01:06:50.440 they you know there was fear people are worried that they're they might shut down air travel everywhere so

01:06:56.480 i said i got to get back home and

01:06:58.440 i got to get back to the podcast you know i haven't been in here

01:07:01.320 uh so i just said we need to do it

01:07:03.740 and

01:07:04.780 and we did it

01:07:06.720 and this was it

01:07:07.620 um

01:07:08.880 i want to thank everybody for communicating i want to thank everybody for being

01:07:11.880 being a part of the uh

01:07:13.260 of the podcast and just of what's going on

01:07:16.700 and yeah we're we're getting into some extra stuff this week we'll keep putting out some good content and

01:07:22.360 and uh and doing our best as always hit the hotline

01:07:25.840 985-664-9503 if something is going on in your universe

01:07:30.760 and

01:07:32.400 what'll take us out tonight

01:07:34.640 oh i know what we'll do

01:07:37.500 we'll do

01:07:39.140 some

01:07:40.120 north mississippi all-stars with drunk outdoors

01:07:44.500 um

01:07:45.640 yeah stay aware you know we'll stay aware we do what we can

01:07:49.840 you know this is a unique time in existence where we get to see who we are inside of ourselves

01:07:54.900 you know i think it's neat we can learn a lot about ourselves and

01:07:58.420 and um

01:07:59.840 and really find ways to try and just be decent to one another

01:08:03.340 but uh

01:08:06.000 it's a wild time

01:08:07.780 you know

01:08:08.860 there's a lot of shockers rocking out there

01:08:11.180 and uh and thank you guys for

01:08:13.880 for showing up this week

01:08:15.240 and i'll see you guys again next week

01:08:17.320 and um

01:08:18.780 i'll see you this week with uh glenn big baby davis

01:08:21.360 uh

01:08:21.880 uh be good to yourselves

01:08:24.040 and i'm gonna try to do the same

01:08:25.480 gang

01:08:26.060 let me holler at you come on step outside

01:08:36.060 you got some dollars dirt chubbin we gon' ride 0.99

01:08:39.260 let me holler at you step outside

01:08:42.760 bumping the drunk out the drunk

01:08:45.340 let's go get drunk outdoors

01:08:48.620 let me don't do the dance floors

01:08:52.120 let's go get drunk outdoors

01:08:54.620 now we're cooking with gas on the front bar now

01:09:03.500 hot wind gas station down on the corner

01:09:06.440 cooking with gas on the front bar

01:09:09.420 come down and drunk out the drunk

01:09:12.700 let's go get drunk outdoors

01:09:15.820 if you got money you can get a little bit

01:09:27.600 if you got money get that hit up

01:09:30.940 if you got money you can get a little bit

01:09:33.900 if you got money get that hit up

01:09:37.320 if you got money you can get that hit up

01:09:49.100 get that hit up

01:10:01.100 get that hit up

01:10:04.100 get that hit up

01:10:09.100 get that hit up

01:10:15.100 you guys can go check that soon out if you want

01:10:19.400 uh that's drunk outdoors

01:10:21.380 by the north mississippi all-stars

01:10:23.240 and um take care of yourselves

01:10:25.420 get some rest

01:10:26.160 and uh and i'll see you guys next week

01:10:28.420 gang

01:10:28.800 ladies and gentlemen i'm jonathan kite

01:10:36.500 and welcome to kite club

01:10:37.860 a podcast where i'll be sharing thoughts

01:10:40.080 on things like current events

01:10:41.500 stand-up stories

01:10:42.720 and seven ways to pleasure your partner

01:10:45.040 the answer may shock you

01:10:46.940 sometimes i'll interview my friends

01:10:48.960 sometimes i won't

01:10:50.280 and as always i'll be joined by the voices in my head

01:10:53.780 you have three new voice messages

01:10:56.700 a lot of people are talking about kite club

01:10:59.660 i've been talking about kite club for so long

01:11:02.460 longer than anybody else

01:11:04.100 so great

01:11:04.900 hi

01:11:05.900 sweet

01:11:06.460 here's the deal

01:11:07.960 anyone who doesn't listen to kite club 1.00

01:11:10.400 is a dodgy bloody wanker 1.00

01:11:12.420 do you know what I mean 1.00

01:11:13.140 i'll take a quarter pounder with cheese

01:11:16.420 and a mcflurry

01:11:17.440 sorry sir but our ice cream machine is broken

01:11:19.300 i think tom hanks just butt dialed me

01:11:24.260 anyway

01:11:24.740 first rule of kite club is

01:11:26.660 tell everyone about kite club

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01:11:30.320 tell everyone about kite club

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01:11:33.360 like and subscribe

01:11:34.500 wherever you listen to podcasts

01:11:36.220 or watch us on youtube yeah

01:11:38.160 and yes don't worry

01:11:39.620 my brad pitt impression will get better

01:11:41.680 like i don't know how to do something funny

01:11:43.960 and as always tell me we'll get better

01:11:44.300 I don't know how to refer to so long

01:11:46.220 it's on YouTube

01:11:47.620 that's where I really want to aparece

01:11:48.980 when I say film

01:11:49.000 is not you

01:11:49.860 I want to make it

01:11:51.000 trust me

01:11:51.800 you

01:11:52.080 I'll be waiting to laugh

01:11:52.680 by what any fragrance

01:11:53.700 and not camera

01:11:53.880 what any Vern

01:12:06.000 need for you

01:12:06.580 say

01:12:06.800 and

01:12:07.920 have

01:12:08.440 you

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 16, 2020

Halfway to Heaven ｜ This Past Weekend #267

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