This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Kissin' Practice

00:00:00.980 Look, a reindeer is just a gay moose.

00:00:05.440 So, say it's not.

00:00:07.660 Let's go.

00:00:22.980 I'm just sitting on your front porch

00:00:25.940 Wondering how could I be so far from my home

00:00:31.260 And my mind is somewhere else

00:00:36.620 But when I find it

00:00:38.340 I'll patch up where it's been blown

00:00:41.960 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

00:00:48.220 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves

00:00:51.180 I must be cornerstone

00:00:54.500 Oh, but when I reach that ground

00:00:59.080 I'll share this peace of mind

00:01:01.220 I found I can feel it

00:01:03.280 In my bones

00:01:05.380 But it's gonna take

00:01:08.320 A little time

00:01:11.040 For me to set that parking brake

00:01:14.740 And let myself unwind

00:01:17.680 Shine that light on me

00:01:21.680 Come on

00:01:22.680 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:01:27.400 Shine on me

00:01:32.340 And I will find a song

00:01:36.540 I will sing it just for you

00:01:40.260 And that is

00:01:44.080 Shine

00:01:44.840 By Bishop Gunn

00:01:46.580 Right there

00:01:47.180 And

00:01:49.160 And it is

00:01:51.060 February 24

00:01:52.800 In the year

00:01:54.320 2020

00:01:55.260 Man, we're getting into the future

00:01:58.360 Aren't we?

00:02:00.760 You know, a lot of people

00:02:01.860 Didn't think we'd get this far

00:02:03.060 Into the future

00:02:03.720 Like I think if you dug up some people

00:02:07.260 Who are deceased or something

00:02:08.760 And you said

00:02:09.220 Hey, hey, hey

00:02:10.040 Wake up

00:02:10.880 Hey, wake up

00:02:12.200 How far in the future

00:02:14.320 Do you think we'll go?

00:02:16.240 I bet a lot of them

00:02:17.240 Would not have picked this far

00:02:18.420 But we're making it

00:02:21.000 We're making progress

00:02:22.120 That is

00:02:22.880 Shine by Bishop Gunn

00:02:26.120 And some bad news

00:02:28.080 Came out of their camp

00:02:29.140 Last week

00:02:31.440 That the band

00:02:32.720 Has canceled future dates

00:02:34.180 As of right now

00:02:35.520 And has taken a bit of a

00:02:37.500 A break

00:02:38.560 A sabbatical

00:02:39.240 I don't know what their plans are

00:02:40.680 I tried to get in touch with

00:02:43.280 With

00:02:44.620 With my little nephew

00:02:46.440 Over there to see what was going on

00:02:47.820 With them

00:02:48.080 But

00:02:48.340 Hadn't gotten

00:02:49.260 Too much information

00:02:50.660 And that's where we are

00:02:51.680 But

00:02:52.400 Man

00:02:53.020 I would hate to see

00:02:55.220 See them not be able to make it happen

00:02:57.260 Because they got a beautiful little outfit

00:02:59.980 Beautiful little musical outfit right there

00:03:03.460 And that's Bishop Gunn

00:03:05.800 Just back from Toronto

00:03:08.440 Oh

00:03:10.080 I want to thank everybody who came out

00:03:12.360 That was just

00:03:12.980 Fire

00:03:13.840 Man, it might have been

00:03:16.660 Some of the most hyped crowds

00:03:17.920 I mean people just

00:03:20.060 One dude out there

00:03:21.560 He was just so fired up

00:03:22.720 Dude

00:03:22.860 He had a

00:03:23.360 He was

00:03:25.780 He had

00:03:26.660 I think was just

00:03:27.560 Donating his own blood

00:03:28.640 Into a bag

00:03:29.300 And just threw a bag of it

00:03:30.380 Up on the stage

00:03:31.120 Oh wow

00:03:32.240 AB positive

00:03:34.280 Let's go

00:03:35.720 People were hype

00:03:38.780 Man, it was magical man

00:03:41.220 We have four shows over there

00:03:43.040 At the Queen Elizabeth Theater

00:03:44.240 Sold them out

00:03:45.720 And thank you so much

00:03:47.160 Canada

00:03:47.520 Beautiful Canada

00:03:48.320 For coming out

00:03:49.120 And people I notice

00:03:52.240 In Canada

00:03:52.560 It's so friendly

00:03:53.440 Like people apologize

00:03:56.120 All the time

00:03:57.140 Oh I'm sorry

00:03:58.620 Oh you sorry

00:03:59.560 Oh sorry

00:04:01.160 Sorry

00:04:01.620 One guy

00:04:03.740 Came across a parking lot

00:04:05.300 I'd never even

00:04:06.280 Seen him or not

00:04:07.560 He goes

00:04:07.820 Oh sorry

00:04:08.420 He's like

00:04:11.200 Case I ever bump into you

00:04:12.320 I'm sorry

00:04:12.860 I was like

00:04:13.960 What

00:04:14.240 It's almost like

00:04:16.880 People are just trying to be

00:04:18.280 Out

00:04:20.920 Or they're like

00:04:21.460 They're like

00:04:21.920 They're trying to have

00:04:22.600 Like a polite off

00:04:23.620 Like oh you think

00:04:25.080 You're sorry bro

00:04:25.760 I'm sorrier

00:04:26.360 Dude I'm

00:04:27.500 And I don't mean sorry

00:04:28.940 Like as in

00:04:29.620 Incapable

00:04:30.380 Or

00:04:30.800 Not gonna fare well

00:04:33.820 Or not gonna do

00:04:34.680 Something well

00:04:35.520 I mean sorry

00:04:38.020 As in

00:04:38.520 Oh

00:04:38.940 Oh

00:04:40.020 Oh my bad

00:04:41.420 You know

00:04:41.760 Oh it's okay

00:04:42.720 You know

00:04:43.080 Oh

00:04:43.600 But yeah

00:04:46.040 They're like

00:04:46.320 Oh sorry

00:04:46.920 And they're like

00:04:48.100 Oh you think

00:04:48.540 I'm sorry

00:04:49.140 I got a friend

00:04:50.400 That's even sorrier

00:04:51.280 Oh

00:04:52.720 Oh

00:04:53.600 This guy

00:04:54.180 He's so

00:04:54.660 He

00:04:55.120 He apologized

00:04:57.160 He apologized

00:04:58.360 Always

00:04:59.120 Always

00:04:59.600 He's so apologetic

00:05:01.440 I'm the most

00:05:02.580 Apologetic

00:05:03.300 Mother

00:05:03.660 Car around

00:05:04.780 People just like

00:05:06.220 I'm sorry

00:05:06.900 Jumping off

00:05:07.820 Building

00:05:08.040 I'm sorry

00:05:08.700 I guess

00:05:10.640 But anyway

00:05:12.080 People just so polite

00:05:13.320 Had a good time

00:05:15.560 And just such a great time

00:05:16.600 And thank everybody

00:05:17.300 For coming out

00:05:19.600 And enjoying it

00:05:20.400 And enjoying the

00:05:22.080 Just the joy

00:05:24.460 Man

00:05:24.940 Just the sheer joy

00:05:26.960 In that

00:05:27.380 Theater

00:05:28.160 In that theater

00:05:29.700 And

00:05:31.320 What else

00:05:33.800 I'm home

00:05:34.420 I'm headed this week

00:05:36.260 To

00:05:36.800 Red Bank

00:05:38.540 New Jersey

00:05:39.180 On February 27th

00:05:40.700 That's Thursday

00:05:41.500 Oxen Hill

00:05:42.400 Maryland

00:05:42.760 February 28th

00:05:43.960 And Newport News

00:05:45.080 Virginia

00:05:45.600 February 29th

00:05:47.800 Those are sold out

00:05:49.360 And then we got

00:05:49.900 The Castle Theater

00:05:50.860 On March 7th

00:05:52.360 In Maui

00:05:53.320 And the

00:05:54.200 Ryman Auditorium

00:05:55.240 In Nashville

00:05:55.800 On April 17th

00:05:57.740 And

00:05:58.340 There are still

00:05:59.420 Tickets for Maui

00:06:00.240 I believe that

00:06:00.880 Nashville is sold out

00:06:02.200 So that's crazy man

00:06:05.580 I can't believe

00:06:06.060 I'm gonna get to go

00:06:06.600 To the Ryman

00:06:07.220 Dude people

00:06:09.200 Some people

00:06:09.900 Treat their dogs

00:06:10.660 Like a slave

00:06:11.340 You notice it

00:06:12.900 So I went to the park

00:06:15.460 This morning

00:06:16.000 To get a little bit

00:06:16.640 Of heat

00:06:17.060 A little free heat

00:06:17.980 From the sunshine

00:06:18.700 You know

00:06:19.320 A little bit

00:06:20.640 Of that vitamin D

00:06:21.760 Straight from the

00:06:22.400 Vitamin G-O-D

00:06:23.520 You feel me

00:06:24.120 I'm talking straight

00:06:24.820 Off the tit

00:06:25.480 Of the Lord

00:06:26.000 The sky

00:06:26.640 And just catch

00:06:28.460 That free heat

00:06:29.220 Right in my face

00:06:30.020 And neck

00:06:30.520 And I went over there

00:06:33.300 And I was just

00:06:33.680 Sitting in the

00:06:34.240 In the grass

00:06:35.500 Making me a little

00:06:36.160 Gratitude list

00:06:37.080 And doing a couple

00:06:38.460 Etchings and stuff

00:06:39.420 On a

00:06:39.700 On one of those

00:06:42.320 Legal pads

00:06:43.100 You know

00:06:43.500 And

00:06:45.320 This man

00:06:46.880 I heard this old man

00:06:47.760 He's like

00:06:48.060 He goes

00:06:48.840 Charlie

00:06:49.520 Get over here

00:06:51.240 Charlie

00:06:52.960 Get over here

00:06:55.100 And I thought

00:06:57.400 It was two

00:06:58.100 You know

00:06:58.880 Kind of drug

00:07:00.620 Induced

00:07:01.060 Or you know

00:07:01.780 Drug induced

00:07:02.540 Homosexual men

00:07:03.740 Doing a

00:07:04.500 You know

00:07:05.360 Splitting up a

00:07:06.420 You know

00:07:07.680 A gram

00:07:08.200 Or a vial

00:07:09.200 Of a

00:07:09.780 Vial of speed

00:07:12.200 But then I look

00:07:14.380 Over and this man

00:07:15.420 Who I'll be honest

00:07:17.720 This man

00:07:18.160 Looked like

00:07:18.700 Duty

00:07:19.360 Bro

00:07:19.720 This man

00:07:21.720 Looked like

00:07:22.180 Just man

00:07:22.980 Just real

00:07:23.580 Just

00:07:23.900 Just duty

00:07:24.980 Duty

00:07:25.960 And he's

00:07:27.980 Yelling at this dog

00:07:29.220 Because the dog

00:07:31.540 Smelled something

00:07:32.300 Or saw this

00:07:33.140 And the dog

00:07:34.220 He's over there

00:07:34.760 He's investigating

00:07:35.580 You know

00:07:37.020 He might have a

00:07:37.560 Little bit of

00:07:37.980 Hound in him

00:07:38.640 Or a little bit of

00:07:39.380 Investigator gadget

00:07:41.500 Or whatever that

00:07:42.040 Guy's name was

00:07:43.040 Remember that show

00:07:45.120 But the

00:07:47.020 The dog

00:07:47.860 He's

00:07:48.200 You know

00:07:48.480 He's sniffing

00:07:49.020 On an orange peel

00:07:49.880 Or doing something

00:07:50.620 You know

00:07:50.860 Or smelling

00:07:51.400 You know

00:07:53.320 A park needle

00:07:54.060 Or something

00:07:54.560 Or whatever

00:07:55.060 And the man's like

00:07:56.880 Shorts

00:07:57.440 Get over

00:07:58.100 Just yelling

00:08:01.160 At him

00:08:01.960 And Charlie

00:08:04.060 First of all

00:08:04.480 Charlie was way

00:08:05.240 Healthier

00:08:05.720 This man

00:08:06.180 Looked like

00:08:06.740 Just first of all

00:08:08.080 Looked like

00:08:08.400 Somebody had

00:08:08.960 Shaved his

00:08:09.460 Whole body

00:08:10.080 With like

00:08:10.440 A one

00:08:10.980 Or like

00:08:12.240 A one and a half

00:08:12.980 He had a

00:08:13.360 Fade like

00:08:13.840 On his arms

00:08:14.460 Shoulders

00:08:15.060 Everything

00:08:15.540 Great

00:08:16.060 Just

00:08:16.340 Real bristly

00:08:18.020 Looking dude

00:08:18.760 Kind of guy

00:08:19.900 He looked like

00:08:20.460 He was like

00:08:21.120 A pipe cleaner

00:08:21.940 You know

00:08:22.840 Remember pipe

00:08:23.520 Cleaners

00:08:24.040 Remember in

00:08:26.320 School

00:08:26.640 Sometime

00:08:27.120 If you was

00:08:27.480 One of the

00:08:27.860 Weirdo kids

00:08:28.580 And they

00:08:28.860 At the art

00:08:29.540 Class

00:08:29.960 They would

00:08:30.260 Give you

00:08:30.520 These pipe

00:08:31.020 Cleaners

00:08:31.460 And say

00:08:31.700 Hey

00:08:31.840 Do something

00:08:32.320 With this

00:08:32.860 And you'd

00:08:34.760 Be like

00:08:34.940 What do I

00:08:35.360 Do

00:08:35.520 And he'd

00:08:35.700 Be like

00:08:35.860 Ah we

00:08:36.200 Don't

00:08:36.360 Know

00:08:36.580 Just do

00:08:36.940 Something

00:08:37.320 We hoping

00:08:38.820 You graduate

00:08:39.380 Soon

00:08:39.820 Because nobody

00:08:40.240 Could stand

00:08:40.800 You

00:08:40.980 You know

00:08:41.320 And

00:08:43.740 And yeah

00:08:46.320 This dude

00:08:46.600 I'm thinking

00:08:47.020 Man this dog

00:08:47.940 And then

00:08:48.820 So then the dog

00:08:49.480 Comes over by me

00:08:50.340 And now

00:08:52.200 I'm kind of pissed

00:08:52.780 Because I'm sitting there

00:08:53.440 Trying to do a little bit

00:08:54.320 Of legal work

00:08:55.620 Or whatever

00:08:55.940 You know

00:08:56.280 Writing stuff

00:08:56.980 And drawing

00:08:57.560 And this man's

00:08:58.920 Charlie

00:08:59.920 Leave him alone

00:09:01.300 So I said

00:09:03.080 Dude I said

00:09:03.520 Charlie ain't messing

00:09:04.220 With me man

00:09:04.960 I said

00:09:06.460 You messing with me

00:09:07.300 By yelling

00:09:08.440 You messing with

00:09:09.120 Everybody

00:09:09.720 Sir

00:09:10.980 And fuck it

00:09:14.600 Just I don't know man

00:09:15.440 And the dog

00:09:16.960 Went over to him

00:09:17.660 And I just felt like

00:09:18.680 I don't know

00:09:19.220 When Charlie left dude

00:09:20.240 I felt like

00:09:21.340 Damn bro

00:09:22.080 Charlie don't want to be

00:09:23.960 With that man

00:09:24.600 And that man treats him bad

00:09:25.880 That's how I felt dude

00:09:27.080 So

00:09:29.020 But yeah

00:09:30.180 Charlie was like a big dog

00:09:31.400 And I'll be honest

00:09:32.480 I slipped him a piece

00:09:33.300 Of Nicorette

00:09:34.300 So

00:09:34.860 Charlie fucking

00:09:37.280 Get that hit from daddy

00:09:38.420 Right there

00:09:39.100 So that guy

00:09:40.880 Can kiss my ass

00:09:41.580 Bro

00:09:41.700 What I'm saying

00:09:42.240 Is you can't

00:09:42.760 Your dog is not a slave

00:09:44.000 He doesn't work for you

00:09:45.140 Okay

00:09:46.880 You can't

00:09:47.840 You know

00:09:48.160 Say this

00:09:49.000 Do this

00:09:50.000 Charlie get in the house

00:09:51.360 No ham hocks

00:09:52.720 Charlie

00:09:53.140 Nothing for you

00:09:54.100 You can't be like that

00:09:56.340 To an animal

00:09:56.840 You gotta treat an animal

00:09:57.760 A little bit kinder

00:09:58.700 I think

00:09:59.060 But I don't know

00:10:01.660 I don't know their backstory

00:10:02.440 That shit just made me mad

00:10:03.340 I don't see a lot of animals

00:10:04.400 And stuff

00:10:04.880 So

00:10:05.280 Here in Los Angeles

00:10:08.680 So it just made me

00:10:09.580 Kind of

00:10:09.940 Kind of upset

00:10:10.960 But

00:10:11.380 Anyway

00:10:12.780 What's going on man

00:10:14.440 Good to be here

00:10:15.380 I feel a little bit rattled

00:10:17.180 It has been all over the place

00:10:18.600 And

00:10:20.100 And I'm so excited

00:10:22.780 That

00:10:23.120 That we got these shows

00:10:25.300 Coming up this weekend

00:10:26.260 These are make up dates

00:10:27.500 And

00:10:29.160 Just happy to be

00:10:29.880 Getting them done

00:10:30.360 These are the last

00:10:31.000 Of the make up dates

00:10:31.660 Except for Brea

00:10:32.520 And we'll do them sometime

00:10:33.840 Um

00:10:36.800 What did I see

00:10:38.920 On the Washington Post

00:10:40.020 The other day

00:10:40.400 Put up a thing

00:10:41.220 Oh

00:10:42.800 They were talking about

00:10:43.760 So Bernie Sanders

00:10:45.580 Is out there

00:10:46.060 Whooping people's ace

00:10:47.740 Right

00:10:48.180 On the circuit

00:10:49.520 On the political circuit

00:10:51.520 And I'm not much

00:10:53.420 Of a political

00:10:53.920 I never

00:10:54.540 You know

00:10:55.800 Ever since I was young

00:10:56.840 I've never

00:10:57.460 I've never thought

00:11:00.020 A politician

00:11:00.740 Or a politic

00:11:01.780 Is going to save my life

00:11:02.760 Them dudes

00:11:03.560 Ain't doing shit for us

00:11:04.700 You know

00:11:06.280 I've always thought

00:11:07.140 If my bed's

00:11:09.200 Going to be better

00:11:09.860 I'm going to have to

00:11:10.700 Make it that way

00:11:11.540 You know

00:11:13.920 If I'm going to have

00:11:14.440 A little bit of

00:11:15.020 You know

00:11:17.260 If I'm going to have

00:11:17.700 A little bit more

00:11:18.400 Nut in my scrot

00:11:19.600 You know

00:11:21.060 A little bit

00:11:21.460 A little bit more

00:11:22.400 Gumption in my scrotum

00:11:23.740 You feel me

00:11:24.260 Then I'm going to be

00:11:25.120 The one to put it in there

00:11:26.340 I'm not relying

00:11:27.700 On the government

00:11:28.380 Or something

00:11:28.800 To make my life

00:11:29.680 Better

00:11:31.040 But

00:11:33.000 But it just

00:11:34.980 Blew my mind

00:11:35.660 How

00:11:35.960 Suddenly

00:11:37.940 They came out

00:11:38.480 With a report

00:11:39.000 That now

00:11:39.640 That Bernie Sanders

00:11:40.520 Is winning

00:11:41.000 In the

00:11:41.540 Democratic

00:11:42.800 You know

00:11:44.460 Regionals

00:11:46.260 Or whatever

00:11:46.520 It's called

00:11:46.840 Semifinals

00:11:47.520 Or whatever

00:11:47.840 But

00:11:48.100 That Russia

00:11:50.140 Is helping him

00:11:50.840 And I'm just like

00:11:53.360 You gotta be

00:11:53.940 Kidding me

00:11:54.780 With this

00:11:55.280 Shit

00:11:55.580 You gotta be

00:11:58.260 Kidding me

00:11:58.780 You telling me

00:12:00.300 That this dude

00:12:01.220 That every time

00:12:03.980 Somebody starts winning

00:12:04.740 Russia helps them

00:12:05.840 It's just the worst

00:12:07.780 Excuse man

00:12:08.580 It just made me like

00:12:09.660 It was just like

00:12:11.300 It's almost like

00:12:12.260 Sometimes the news

00:12:13.140 Thinks that we're

00:12:13.800 So dumb

00:12:14.640 It's like

00:12:15.840 You really think

00:12:16.580 I'm dumb enough

00:12:17.240 To believe this

00:12:18.200 The last time

00:12:20.220 Donald Trump

00:12:20.760 Was winning

00:12:21.200 Oh

00:12:21.640 Oh Russia

00:12:22.220 Helped him

00:12:22.720 Oh this time

00:12:23.620 Bernie said

00:12:24.080 Oh Russia

00:12:24.760 Helped him

00:12:25.320 It's like

00:12:26.580 Whoever they

00:12:27.180 Don't like

00:12:27.840 They make up

00:12:28.620 This story

00:12:29.280 I don't know

00:12:31.120 Man

00:12:31.440 It just blew

00:12:32.720 My mind

00:12:33.200 I was like

00:12:33.740 Do you really

00:12:34.420 Think

00:12:34.940 Maybe humans

00:12:37.300 Are that dumb

00:12:37.920 Maybe I'm

00:12:38.500 Maybe I'm

00:12:39.000 Dumb for thinking

00:12:39.520 That we're not

00:12:40.180 It just

00:12:42.020 And how

00:12:44.060 Was

00:12:44.220 How was

00:12:44.820 How was

00:12:45.260 A country

00:12:45.800 Helping somebody

00:12:46.780 Win an election

00:12:47.700 They put ads

00:12:49.580 Say

00:12:49.880 Even say

00:12:50.540 If they do put

00:12:51.140 Advertisement

00:12:52.100 On internet

00:12:53.220 If they don't

00:12:55.760 Go in there

00:12:56.180 And pull

00:12:56.660 The

00:12:56.880 The arm

00:12:59.340 The

00:12:59.880 Vault

00:13:00.520 The

00:13:00.900 What is it called

00:13:02.920 If they don't

00:13:04.420 Pull the

00:13:04.940 Pole

00:13:06.200 Or whatever

00:13:06.660 For you

00:13:07.180 If they don't

00:13:07.700 Tab you

00:13:08.160 If they don't

00:13:08.800 Do the voting

00:13:09.400 For you

00:13:09.920 Then they're not

00:13:11.180 Doing

00:13:11.360 Nobody could do

00:13:12.080 Shit

00:13:12.500 Unless they're

00:13:13.260 Making robots

00:13:14.320 And sending

00:13:16.000 Them in there

00:13:17.140 Dressed up

00:13:18.040 Like people

00:13:19.780 Oh I'm just

00:13:20.720 Here to

00:13:21.320 Vote

00:13:21.880 Charlie

00:13:23.680 Get off

00:13:24.280 And get

00:13:24.560 Away from

00:13:25.080 That guy

00:13:25.820 Anyway

00:13:28.480 That shit

00:13:29.220 Just had me

00:13:29.640 Riled off

00:13:30.080 I was like

00:13:30.400 You gotta

00:13:30.880 Be kidding me

00:13:31.420 Now you think

00:13:31.920 That just

00:13:32.460 Because this

00:13:33.060 Guy's winning

00:13:33.780 That they're

00:13:34.400 Gonna

00:13:34.580 That the

00:13:34.960 Russia

00:13:35.200 It just

00:13:35.600 Made me

00:13:35.900 It's like

00:13:36.500 Oh

00:13:37.800 I just

00:13:39.800 Wish somebody

00:13:40.300 Would just

00:13:40.840 You almost

00:13:42.640 Wish somebody

00:13:43.060 Would just

00:13:43.300 Burn down

00:13:43.760 One of these

00:13:44.160 News places

00:13:44.840 Cause it's

00:13:45.340 Just bullshit

00:13:46.040 It man

00:13:46.540 But

00:13:47.840 What are we

00:13:49.320 To do

00:13:49.660 Man

00:13:50.040 What are we

00:13:51.420 To do

00:13:51.820 I got

00:13:52.420 Nothing

00:13:52.760 Oh

00:13:55.380 What else

00:13:56.280 Happened

00:13:56.540 This weekend

00:13:56.800 Let's take

00:13:57.120 Let's hit the

00:13:58.220 Hotlines

00:13:58.480 People called

00:13:58.980 In from the

00:13:59.380 Toronto show

00:14:00.060 And I'd love

00:14:00.420 To hear some

00:14:00.900 Thoughts

00:14:01.340 And some

00:14:01.680 Some reactions

00:14:03.480 And here

00:14:05.920 We go

00:14:06.400 Oh

00:14:15.640 Thank you

00:14:15.980 For coming

00:14:16.320 Out there

00:14:16.700 Lisa

00:14:17.080 And you

00:14:18.420 Got a

00:14:18.700 Friend too

00:14:19.180 I'm glad

00:14:19.560 You and

00:14:19.920 Your friend

00:14:20.360 Came

00:14:20.760 And that's

00:14:21.860 Nice

00:14:22.080 If you

00:14:22.320 Got a

00:14:22.580 Friend

00:14:22.800 You go

00:14:23.080 Do

00:14:23.280 Something

00:14:23.660 Oh

00:14:24.520 Me and

00:14:24.820 My

00:14:24.980 Friend

00:14:25.220 Are doing

00:14:25.580 This

00:14:26.020 Oh

00:14:26.320 We're

00:14:26.500 Having

00:14:26.760 A

00:14:26.880 We're

00:14:27.060 Splitting

00:14:27.360 A

00:14:27.500 Cabbage

00:14:27.940 We're

00:14:28.100 Splitting

00:14:28.420 A

00:14:28.620 You know

00:14:30.000 We're

00:14:30.180 Doing

00:14:30.360 A

00:14:30.520 Tandem

00:14:30.920 Bike

00:14:31.340 So

00:14:33.380 Onward

00:14:35.460 And I

00:14:37.400 Just had

00:14:37.740 To call

00:14:38.080 In to

00:14:38.360 Say

00:14:38.600 We had

00:14:39.120 So much

00:14:39.920 Fun

00:14:40.300 Just laughing

00:14:41.680 Our heads

00:14:42.160 Off

00:14:42.480 Everybody

00:14:43.840 Around us

00:14:44.540 Just doubled

00:14:45.480 Over laughing

00:14:46.540 I mean

00:14:47.340 I've been

00:14:47.920 To a lot

00:14:48.380 Of shows

00:14:48.840 But I've

00:14:49.640 Never laughed

00:14:50.140 That hard

00:14:50.680 At a comedy

00:14:52.020 Show

00:14:52.420 But genuine

00:14:53.820 Question

00:14:54.300 When you're

00:14:54.880 And look

00:14:55.820 And I hate

00:14:56.340 To interrupt you

00:14:56.780 But sometimes

00:14:57.300 The laughter

00:14:57.840 It'll bring

00:14:59.220 It out of

00:14:59.600 You

00:14:59.740 It's that

00:15:02.080 It's almost

00:15:02.420 Like an

00:15:02.720 Exorcism

00:15:03.340 But a

00:15:04.840 Good one

00:15:05.280 It'll make

00:15:06.860 Something come

00:15:07.320 Out of

00:15:07.560 You

00:15:07.660 A secret

00:15:08.460 Sometimes

00:15:09.060 People laugh

00:15:09.740 So hard

00:15:10.080 They tell

00:15:10.740 A truth

00:15:11.800 About themselves

00:15:12.500 They let

00:15:13.300 A secret

00:15:13.700 Loose

00:15:14.180 Some guy

00:15:16.380 The other

00:15:16.660 Day

00:15:16.860 He laughed

00:15:17.300 So hard

00:15:17.720 At the

00:15:17.960 Show

00:15:18.220 And he's

00:15:18.580 Just like

00:15:18.980 He came

00:15:19.320 Out of

00:15:19.540 The closet

00:15:20.040 He's like

00:15:20.540 I'm

00:15:22.180 Gay

00:15:22.660 And his

00:15:24.800 Buddy's like

00:15:25.220 Patrick

00:15:25.740 Dude what

00:15:26.220 Are you

00:15:26.420 Talking

00:15:26.860 About

00:15:27.280 Patrick

00:15:27.860 Have

00:15:29.120 Another

00:15:29.380 Beer

00:15:29.720 Man

00:15:30.220 Your

00:15:31.600 Wife's

00:15:31.980 Gonna

00:15:32.100 Pick us

00:15:32.640 Up

00:15:32.800 In about

00:15:33.060 20

00:15:33.420 Minutes

00:15:33.740 Dude

00:15:33.900 She's

00:15:34.060 Gonna

00:15:34.160 Be

00:15:34.320 Pissed

00:15:34.820 Bro

00:15:35.160 Have

00:15:36.240 Two

00:15:36.540 Beers

00:15:36.880 Patrick

00:15:37.320 And

00:15:37.540 Calm

00:15:37.840 Down

00:15:38.240 Bro

00:15:38.520 You're

00:15:38.720 Gonna

00:15:38.800 Be

00:15:38.960 Fine

00:15:39.480 You

00:15:40.000 Gotta

00:15:40.120 Get

00:15:40.300 Back

00:15:40.520 To

00:15:40.640 Your

00:15:40.780 Wife

00:15:41.020 And

00:15:41.180 Kids

00:15:41.560 Man

00:15:42.020 So

00:15:43.240 You

00:15:43.380 Don't

00:15:43.540 Know

00:15:43.740 Somebody

00:15:44.240 You know

00:15:44.600 Somebody

00:15:45.140 Sometimes

00:15:46.340 That giggle

00:15:46.960 Will just

00:15:47.400 Wiggle

00:15:48.160 Something

00:15:48.480 Right

00:15:48.720 Out of

00:15:48.960 You

00:15:49.100 It'll

00:15:50.100 Just

00:15:50.280 Shake

00:15:50.520 A truth

00:15:51.040 Right

00:15:51.260 Out

00:15:51.420 Of

00:15:51.460 Your

00:15:51.600 Freaking

00:15:51.980 Lie

00:15:52.740 Booth

00:15:53.060 Right

00:15:53.260 Out

00:15:53.360 Of

00:15:53.400 The

00:15:53.500 Back

00:15:53.680 Of

00:15:53.760 Your

00:15:53.860 Brain

00:15:54.200 You

00:15:55.200 Just

00:15:55.300 Be

00:15:55.400 Like

00:15:55.560 I

00:15:56.240 Killed

00:15:56.540 Somebody

00:15:56.820 With

00:15:56.980 A

00:15:57.080 Shuffle

00:15:57.420 Like

00:15:59.100 I

00:16:00.140 Love

00:16:01.720 Licorice

00:16:02.420 People

00:16:04.000 Just

00:16:04.260 You

00:16:04.540 Know

00:16:04.820 I

00:16:06.540 Don't

00:16:07.140 Wash

00:16:07.440 My

00:16:07.620 Husband's

00:16:08.060 Clothes

00:16:08.400 But

00:16:08.580 I

00:16:08.720 Tell

00:16:08.940 Him

00:16:09.060 I

00:16:09.200 Do

00:16:09.600 So

00:16:10.920 He's

00:16:11.100 Always

00:16:11.380 Wearing

00:16:11.700 Dirties

00:16:12.340 You

00:16:14.320 Know

00:16:14.440 You

00:16:14.560 Just

00:16:14.820 Sometimes

00:16:15.920 When

00:16:16.260 That

00:16:16.440 Laughter

00:16:16.820 Gets

00:16:17.200 You

00:16:17.340 Lisa

00:16:17.640 It

00:16:17.940 Can

00:16:18.080 Really

00:16:18.300 Shake

00:16:18.700 Something

00:16:19.000 Out

00:16:19.240 Of

00:16:19.340 You

00:16:19.460 It

00:16:20.240 Can

00:16:20.380 Shake

00:16:20.680 The

00:16:20.880 Main

00:16:21.180 Frame

00:16:21.540 And

00:16:21.700 That's

00:16:21.880 When

00:16:22.000 Maybe

00:16:22.200 A

00:16:22.400 Little

00:16:22.560 Dribble

00:16:23.000 Of

00:16:23.120 Some

00:16:23.260 Truth

00:16:23.580 Will

00:16:23.780 Just

00:16:24.540 Leak

00:16:24.840 Out

00:16:25.020 Of

00:16:25.060 Your

00:16:25.220 Feet

00:16:25.600 You

00:16:27.340 Know

00:16:27.460 Suddenly

00:16:27.800 You'll

00:16:28.640 Slip

00:16:29.000 In

00:16:29.120 A

00:16:29.280 Fact

00:16:29.580 About

00:16:29.800 Yourself

00:16:30.200 That

00:16:30.340 You

00:16:30.400 Never

00:16:30.580 Wanted

00:16:30.880 To

00:16:31.000 Admit

00:16:31.380 I

00:16:32.660 Like

00:16:33.500 The

00:16:33.680 Smell

00:16:33.940 Of

00:16:34.040 My

00:16:34.180 Own

00:16:34.360 Ass

00:16:35.000 You

00:16:36.900 Know

00:16:37.040 Something

00:16:37.380 Or

00:16:37.520 Something

00:16:37.720 Like

00:16:37.920 That

00:16:38.260 You

00:16:38.660 Know

00:16:38.760 Sometimes

00:16:39.020 You'll

00:16:39.240 Just

00:16:39.420 A

00:16:39.580 Truth

00:16:39.840 Of

00:16:39.980 Just

00:16:40.640 Whip

00:16:41.340 Right

00:16:41.540 Out

00:16:41.760 Of

00:16:41.900 You

00:16:42.040 That

00:16:42.700 You

00:16:42.820 Don't

00:16:42.980 Want

00:16:43.120 You

00:16:43.280 Know

00:16:43.540 I

00:16:46.900 Been

00:16:47.800 Saving

00:16:48.300 All

00:16:48.540 My

00:16:48.700 Back

00:16:49.000 Hair

00:16:49.160 That

00:16:49.300 I

00:16:49.440 Shave

00:16:49.720 Off

00:16:49.960 In

00:16:50.340 A

00:16:50.480 Bag

00:16:50.800 Under

00:16:50.960 The

00:16:51.160 Sink

00:16:51.420 In

00:16:51.520 My

00:16:55.600 My

00:17:01.180 Tits

00:17:02.020 Smell

00:17:02.280 Like

00:17:02.480 Tangerines

00:17:03.280 So

00:17:06.060 Anyway

00:17:06.280 A lot

00:17:06.560 Of

00:17:06.680 Truths

00:17:07.080 And

00:17:07.500 Old

00:17:10.060 Secrets

00:17:10.580 Can

00:17:10.780 Come

00:17:11.060 Just

00:17:11.680 Avalanching

00:17:13.080 Out

00:17:14.140 Of

00:17:14.240 Your

00:17:14.380 Freaking

00:17:14.740 Brain

00:17:15.620 Stem

00:17:16.120 Let's

00:17:16.420 Hear

00:17:16.520 More

00:17:16.700 Lisa

00:17:16.980 Up

00:17:17.540 On

00:17:17.720 Stage

00:17:18.220 Can

00:17:18.560 You

00:17:18.700 Hear

00:17:18.960 How

00:17:19.220 Hard

00:17:19.620 We're

00:17:20.020 Laughing

00:17:20.400 Are

00:17:21.300 You

00:17:21.460 Able

00:17:21.680 To

00:17:21.940 Get

00:17:22.180 That

00:17:22.540 Positive

00:17:23.500 Feedback

00:17:24.000 From

00:17:24.220 Us

00:17:24.440 Because

00:17:24.700 I

00:17:25.380 Mean

00:17:25.580 Every

00:17:26.140 Sentence

00:17:26.660 You

00:17:26.780 Were

00:17:26.900 Saying

00:17:27.200 At

00:17:27.380 One

00:17:27.540 Point

00:17:27.780 Everybody

00:17:28.160 Was

00:17:28.460 Just

00:17:28.700 Dying

00:17:29.260 Laughing

00:17:29.800 Man

00:17:30.720 It

00:17:30.900 Was

00:17:31.100 It

00:17:31.320 Was

00:17:31.480 Just

00:17:31.660 Incredible

00:17:32.080 So

00:17:32.600 Thank

00:17:32.960 You

00:17:33.080 So

00:17:33.260 Much

00:17:33.500 For

00:17:33.760 Coming

00:17:34.480 To

00:17:34.780 Our

00:17:35.040 Neck

00:17:35.220 Of

00:17:35.320 The

00:17:35.420 Woods

00:17:35.680 Thanks

00:17:36.160 For

00:17:36.320 Everything

00:17:36.620 Well

00:17:37.660 You

00:17:37.820 Guys

00:17:37.960 Have

00:17:38.080 A

00:17:38.200 Beautiful

00:17:38.480 Neck

00:17:38.760 Of

00:17:38.860 The

00:17:38.980 Woods

00:17:39.260 Up

00:17:39.480 There

00:17:39.800 In

00:17:40.600 Toronto

00:17:41.060 And

00:17:41.300 I

00:17:41.440 Never

00:17:41.880 Thought

00:17:42.120 Canada

00:17:42.420 Was

00:17:42.640 Real

00:17:42.880 When

00:17:43.040 I

00:17:43.120 Was

00:17:43.260 Young

00:17:43.560 And

00:17:44.200 I

00:17:44.260 Said

00:17:44.520 That

00:17:44.700 Before

00:17:45.100 Drop

00:17:46.040 My

00:17:46.260 Keys

00:17:46.520 You

00:17:49.000 I

00:17:49.160 Thought

00:17:49.360 If

00:17:49.980 You

00:17:50.100 Died

00:17:50.520 In

00:17:50.800 Canada

00:17:51.440 You

00:17:51.980 Woke

00:17:52.220 Back

00:17:52.460 Up

00:17:52.640 In

00:17:52.740 America

00:17:53.100 That's

00:17:54.920 Something

00:17:55.120 That

00:17:55.260 I

00:17:55.380 Thought

00:17:55.680 Or

00:17:55.940 That

00:17:56.180 I

00:17:56.300 Had

00:17:56.380 Heard

00:17:56.740 Or

00:17:56.940 That

00:17:57.100 I

00:17:57.200 Just

00:17:57.400 Thought

00:17:57.760 And

00:17:58.720 Then

00:17:58.820 Pretended

00:17:59.200 Like

00:17:59.420 I

00:17:59.520 Heard

00:17:59.840 You

00:18:01.940 Know

00:18:02.020 I

00:18:02.160 Thought

00:18:02.400 Maybe

00:18:02.740 Canada

00:18:04.240 Was

00:18:04.400 Just

00:18:04.520 A

00:18:04.660 Place

00:18:04.940 That

00:18:05.640 They

00:18:05.860 Practiced

00:18:06.260 Safety

00:18:06.620 Equipment

00:18:07.200 Like

00:18:09.020 If

00:18:09.120 You

00:18:09.180 Ever

00:18:09.300 Saw

00:18:09.520 A

00:18:09.660 Helmet

00:18:10.000 Or

00:18:10.120 Some

00:18:10.300 Knee

00:18:10.560 Pads

00:18:11.040 Or

00:18:11.240 You

00:18:13.020 Know

00:18:13.200 If

00:18:13.360 You

00:18:13.460 Was

00:18:13.600 Doing

00:18:13.920 The

00:18:14.120 Bumper

00:18:14.400 Bowling

00:18:14.840 And

00:18:14.980 They

00:18:15.060 Had

00:18:15.160 The

00:18:15.300 Special

00:18:15.580 Lanes

00:18:16.060 On

00:18:16.200 The

00:18:16.340 Side

00:18:16.760 For

00:18:17.880 The

00:18:18.000 Kind

00:18:18.180 Of

00:18:18.240 Kids

00:18:18.580 That

00:18:18.740 Had

00:18:18.920 A

00:18:19.040 Hit

00:18:19.160 Of

00:18:19.260 That

00:18:19.440 Tism

00:18:19.820 Or

00:18:20.000 Just

00:18:20.200 Youngsters

00:18:20.820 That

00:18:21.600 Wasn't

00:18:21.880 Used

00:18:22.080 To

00:18:22.220 Push

00:18:22.480 And

00:18:22.640 Ball

00:18:23.000 And

00:18:24.300 Say

00:18:24.520 All

00:18:24.880 That's

00:18:25.420 From

00:18:25.580 Canada

00:18:25.980 But

00:18:27.580 As

00:18:29.900 Far

00:18:30.120 As

00:18:30.240 The

00:18:30.400 Laughter

00:18:30.820 Goes

00:18:31.320 You

00:18:31.600 Know

00:18:31.700 It's

00:18:31.880 Really

00:18:32.140 You

00:18:35.000 Can

00:18:35.460 What

00:18:36.300 Can

00:18:36.460 You

00:18:36.620 Hear

00:18:37.000 Yeah

00:18:39.580 Sometimes

00:18:39.940 I

00:18:40.240 Feel

00:18:40.400 Like

00:18:40.540 I

00:18:40.660 Talk

00:18:40.920 Too

00:18:41.120 Fast

00:18:41.460 And

00:18:41.600 I

00:18:41.720 Step

00:18:42.020 On

00:18:42.180 People's

00:18:42.600 Laughter

00:18:43.000 In

00:18:46.840 A

00:18:47.000 Comedy

00:18:47.300 Club

00:18:47.620 I'm

00:18:47.840 So

00:18:48.060 Used

00:18:48.420 To

00:18:48.580 That

00:18:48.700 I'm

00:18:48.940 More

00:18:49.180 Used

00:18:49.500 To

00:18:49.660 The

00:18:49.820 Area

00:18:50.140 And

00:18:50.460 So

00:18:50.660 I

00:18:50.800 Know

00:18:51.040 How

00:18:51.220 To

00:18:51.340 Manage

00:18:51.800 That

00:18:52.000 Room

00:18:52.320 Size

00:18:52.760 Of

00:18:52.900 A

00:18:53.020 Room

00:18:53.200 Better

00:18:53.440 When

00:18:53.600 It's

00:18:53.720 About

00:18:53.880 300

00:18:54.360 But

00:18:55.500 In

00:18:55.640 Some

00:18:55.800 Of

00:18:55.880 These

00:18:56.040 The

00:18:56.060 You

00:18:56.540 Get

00:18:57.580 1,000

00:18:57.920 2,000

00:18:58.600 It

00:18:58.800 Gets

00:18:59.060 Tricky

00:18:59.660 And

00:19:01.940 I

00:19:02.100 Can't

00:19:02.420 See

00:19:02.800 Anything

00:19:03.200 When

00:19:03.400 I'm

00:19:03.540 Up

00:19:03.660 There

00:19:03.760 I

00:19:03.860 Can

00:19:03.980 See

00:19:04.180 Maybe

00:19:04.460 The

00:19:04.660 First

00:19:05.000 Two

00:19:05.320 Rows

00:19:06.000 Kind

00:19:07.080 Of

00:19:07.340 And

00:19:09.580 Then

00:19:11.300 It's

00:19:11.840 Just

00:19:12.180 Lights

00:19:12.940 It

00:19:13.180 Seemed

00:19:13.660 Like

00:19:13.840 Somebody

00:19:14.240 You

00:19:15.700 Ever

00:19:15.800 Been

00:19:15.960 Outside

00:19:16.360 And

00:19:16.520 Somebody

00:19:16.740 Pulling

00:19:17.080 A

00:19:17.220 Boat

00:19:17.440 Up

00:19:17.580 On

00:19:17.680 A

00:19:17.820 Dock

00:19:18.180 And

00:19:19.340 You're

00:19:19.480 Like

00:19:19.680 Oh

00:19:19.840 Are

00:19:19.960 They

00:19:20.040 Going

00:19:20.180 To

00:19:20.260 Park

00:19:20.560 This

00:19:20.800 Thing

00:19:21.100 Or

00:19:21.240 Are

00:19:21.300 They

00:19:21.320 Just

00:19:21.420 Going

00:19:21.540 Shine

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00:27:08.380 Here

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00:27:08.840 Central

00:27:09.320 Oklahoma

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00:28:26.480 Know

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00:28:40.320 My

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00:28:41.060 It

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00:28:46.020 Trying

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00:28:46.520 It

00:28:46.740 Out

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00:28:48.780 Hope

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00:28:51.700 Man

00:28:52.120 You

00:28:54.680 Know

00:28:54.780 I

00:28:54.960 Don't

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00:28:55.420 Words

00:28:55.680 Out

00:28:55.820 Of

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00:28:55.960 Mouth

00:28:56.120 I

00:28:56.300 Asked

00:28:56.640 I

00:28:56.800 Asked

00:28:57.120 Burn

00:28:57.400 Sharp

00:28:57.860 The

00:28:58.240 Drummer

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00:28:59.420 Would

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00:29:05.300 Week

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00:29:05.600 Maybe

00:29:05.740 Give

00:29:05.980 Us

00:29:06.100 A

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00:29:06.460 More

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00:29:07.140 But

00:29:08.540 Yeah

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00:29:08.960 Heartbreaking

00:29:09.500 Heartbreaking

00:29:11.120 Man

00:29:11.420 It

00:29:11.580 Just

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00:29:12.640 You

00:29:12.760 How

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00:29:13.240 Something

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00:29:18.840 And

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00:29:22.320 Oh

00:29:22.540 This

00:29:22.780 Could

00:29:23.360 Happen

00:29:23.620 Again

00:29:23.880 Easily

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00:29:25.260 This

00:29:25.420 Could

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00:29:25.840 Again

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00:29:26.240 A

00:29:26.360 Mom

00:29:26.580 You

00:29:27.260 Know

00:29:27.360 Something

00:29:27.640 Else

00:29:27.860 Could

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00:29:28.380 Something

00:29:29.940 Better

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00:29:35.460 To

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00:29:36.660 Wonder

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00:29:37.460 Why

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00:29:37.900 Able

00:29:38.080 To

00:29:38.280 Notice

00:29:38.680 When

00:29:38.900 Something

00:29:39.180 Is

00:29:39.360 Really

00:29:39.700 Perfect

00:29:40.580 And

00:29:42.640 I

00:29:42.780 Struggle

00:29:43.100 With

00:29:43.360 It

00:29:43.540 You

00:29:44.800 Know

00:29:44.880 I

00:29:45.000 Think

00:29:45.160 There's

00:29:45.280 Going

00:29:45.400 To

00:29:45.440 Be

00:29:45.540 Something

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00:29:46.080 Oh

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00:45:54.420 Had

00:45:54.580 Drainage

00:45:55.540 Coming

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00:45:55.960 Of

00:45:56.080 Somebody's

00:45:56.580 Laundry

00:45:57.260 Room

00:45:57.620 So

00:45:57.800 You

00:45:57.900 Had

00:45:58.020 To

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00:45:58.260 Careful

00:45:58.720 And

00:45:59.700 If

00:45:59.800 Somebody

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00:46:00.140 Running

00:46:00.340 Their

00:46:00.520 Dryer

00:46:00.960 That

00:46:01.120 Hot

00:46:01.420 Air

00:46:01.600 Was

00:46:01.760 Puffing

00:46:02.180 Out

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00:46:02.400 One

00:46:02.620 Area

00:46:02.980 So

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00:46:04.140 Where

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00:46:04.360 Would

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00:46:04.760 Intros

00:46:05.200 At

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00:46:05.460 Beginning

00:46:05.700 Of

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00:46:05.960 Game

00:46:06.280 We

00:46:07.680 Say

00:46:07.900 Oh

00:46:08.200 Starting

00:46:08.940 Quarterback

00:46:09.820 For

00:46:10.440 The

00:46:10.680 Philadelphia

00:46:11.460 Eagles

00:46:12.860 And

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00:46:22.140 And

00:46:25.340 Then

00:46:25.500 We

00:46:25.680 Played

00:46:26.140 A

00:46:26.260 Game

00:46:26.700 But

00:46:28.060 They

00:46:28.200 Had

00:46:28.320 A

00:46:28.480 Lady

00:46:28.740 Who

00:46:28.920 Did

00:46:29.120 Verbal

00:46:30.080 Sex

00:46:30.440 Work

00:46:30.740 By

00:46:30.980 Us

00:46:31.380 And

00:46:32.480 She

00:46:32.660 Was

00:46:32.900 Like

00:46:33.960 A

00:46:34.080 Hotline

00:46:34.540 Worker

00:46:34.800 Back

00:46:35.000 In

00:46:35.140 The

00:46:35.240 Day

00:46:35.400 They

00:46:35.560 Used

00:46:35.740 To

00:46:35.800 Have

00:46:35.900 If

00:46:36.140 You

00:46:36.240 Call

00:46:36.440 The

00:46:36.580 Phone

00:46:37.120 Line

00:46:37.320 You

00:46:37.460 Dial

00:46:37.660 1-900

00:46:38.480 Big

00:46:38.940 Titty

00:46:39.320 Or

00:46:39.520 Something

00:46:39.800 A

00:46:41.420 Woman

00:46:41.720 Would

00:46:41.960 Answer

00:46:42.320 And

00:46:43.140 She

00:46:43.280 Be

00:46:43.400 Like

00:46:43.600 Yeah

00:46:43.860 Yeah

00:46:44.140 You

00:46:44.720 Know

00:46:44.940 This

00:46:45.900 Is

00:46:46.100 Diane

00:46:48.180 You

00:46:49.020 Know

00:46:49.300 This

00:46:50.800 Is

00:46:50.980 Diane

00:46:51.400 Breast

00:46:54.040 Or

00:46:54.940 Something

00:46:55.200 Like

00:46:55.420 That

00:46:55.680 You

00:46:55.820 Know

00:46:55.920 This

00:46:56.120 Big

00:46:56.440 Titty

00:46:56.880 What

00:46:58.380 Can

00:46:58.560 I

00:46:58.680 Do

00:46:58.860 For

00:46:59.200 You

00:46:59.420 And

00:46:59.740 She

00:46:59.880 Would

00:47:00.040 Sit

00:47:00.280 There

00:47:00.520 And

00:47:00.660 She

00:47:00.760 Would

00:47:00.900 Like

00:47:01.120 Talk

00:47:01.440 Oh

00:47:02.080 Yeah

00:47:02.380 Let

00:47:02.720 Me

00:47:02.820 I'm

00:47:03.100 Taking

00:47:03.700 Your

00:47:03.920 Pants

00:47:04.300 Off

00:47:04.580 Right

00:47:04.860 Now

00:47:05.400 Oh

00:47:05.860 Yeah

00:47:06.240 You

00:47:07.640 Know

00:47:07.880 Oh

00:47:08.340 I'm

00:47:08.500 Choking

00:47:08.920 You

00:47:09.120 Right

00:47:09.420 Now

00:47:09.840 I'm

00:47:10.160 You

00:47:10.580 Know

00:47:10.720 I'm

00:47:10.960 Spitting

00:47:11.660 In

00:47:11.840 Your

00:47:11.980 Belly

00:47:12.320 Button

00:47:12.720 You

00:47:14.040 Like

00:47:14.200 What

00:47:14.640 I'm

00:47:15.840 Like

00:47:15.960 Oh

00:47:16.240 Yeah

00:47:16.580 Yeah

00:47:16.960 Yeah

00:47:17.460 Yeah

00:47:18.600 I'm

00:47:18.760 Hiding

00:47:19.120 Olives

00:47:19.620 And

00:47:19.820 Yeah

00:47:20.080 You

00:47:20.620 Know

00:47:20.760 They

00:47:20.960 Get

00:47:21.160 Real

00:47:21.380 Nasty

00:47:21.900 And

00:47:22.140 Stuff

00:47:22.520 But

00:47:23.300 She

00:47:23.440 Was

00:47:23.580 Doing

00:47:23.740 Verbal

00:47:24.160 Sex

00:47:24.520 Work

00:47:24.740 And

00:47:24.860 Every

00:47:25.080 Minute

00:47:25.340 She

00:47:25.520 Kept

00:47:25.720 The

00:47:25.860 Person

00:47:26.100 On

00:47:26.260 The

00:47:26.380 Line

00:47:26.800 She

00:47:27.980 Would

00:47:28.280 Get

00:47:29.140 More

00:47:29.320 Money

00:47:29.680 For

00:47:30.600 The

00:47:30.720 Family

00:47:31.080 But

00:47:33.280 One

00:47:33.600 Of

00:47:33.720 Her

00:47:33.840 Windows

00:47:34.220 Her

00:47:34.540 Window

00:47:34.820 Was

00:47:34.980 Down

00:47:35.100 By

00:47:35.240 The

00:47:35.340 Other

00:47:35.580 End

00:47:35.820 Zone

00:47:36.020 Where

00:47:36.180 We

00:47:36.280 Played

00:47:36.520 Football

00:47:36.840 So

00:47:37.140 You

00:47:37.320 Didn't

00:47:37.440 Even

00:47:37.560 Want

00:47:37.780 To

00:47:37.860 Go

00:47:37.980 Score

00:47:38.400 Down

00:47:38.600 There

00:47:38.740 Sometimes

00:47:39.060 When

00:47:39.220 She

00:47:39.320 Was

00:47:39.440 Getting

00:47:39.620 Real

00:47:39.860 Vulgar

00:47:40.360 You

00:47:40.760 Know

00:47:41.000 She

00:47:41.860 Be

00:47:41.960 Like

00:47:42.080 Oh

00:47:42.360 I

00:47:42.520 Got

00:47:42.680 Three

00:47:43.000 Olives

00:47:43.620 I

00:47:44.540 Got

00:47:44.720 Three

00:47:45.000 Olives

00:47:45.420 In

00:47:45.580 My

00:47:45.840 Ass

00:47:46.380 You

00:47:46.560 Know

00:47:46.840 You

00:47:47.600 Like

00:47:47.780 Oh

00:47:48.000 I

00:47:48.140 Got

00:47:48.260 I'm

00:47:48.480 Making

00:47:48.680 Martines

00:47:49.360 In

00:47:50.020 Between

00:47:50.360 My

00:47:50.660 Tats

00:47:51.680 You

00:47:53.760 Know

00:47:53.860 She

00:47:54.020 Be

00:47:54.160 Just

00:47:54.320 Getting

00:47:54.520 Crazy

00:47:55.160 Oh

00:47:56.380 Yeah

00:47:56.900 She

00:47:57.960 Be

00:47:58.120 Down

00:47:58.320 There

00:47:58.460 Yeah

00:47:58.840 Give

00:47:59.180 It

00:47:59.320 To

00:47:59.540 Me

00:48:00.020 Like

00:48:00.540 What

00:48:00.740 Is

00:48:00.900 Going

00:48:01.140 On

00:48:01.700 All

00:48:03.420 Right

00:48:03.520 Let's

00:48:03.720 Take

00:48:03.860 This

00:48:04.020 Call

00:48:04.220 That

00:48:04.400 Came

00:48:04.580 In

00:48:04.720 Right

00:48:04.960 Here

00:48:05.220 Here

00:48:05.400 We

00:48:05.520 Go

00:48:05.900 Hey

00:48:06.260 Theo

00:48:06.620 I'm

00:48:07.060 Calling

00:48:07.500 All

00:48:07.700 The

00:48:07.740 Way

00:48:07.880 From

00:48:08.180 Pennsylvania

00:48:09.320 And

00:48:10.480 This

00:48:10.920 Regards

00:48:11.380 To

00:48:11.520 Your

00:48:11.640 Last

00:48:11.900 Podcast

00:48:12.420 About

00:48:12.740 Practicing

00:48:13.440 Your

00:48:13.640 Kissing

00:48:14.020 And

00:48:15.520 I

00:48:16.180 Used

00:48:16.380 To

00:48:16.560 Take

00:48:17.300 A

00:48:17.400 Juicy

00:48:17.940 Soft

00:48:18.460 Mango

00:48:19.080 Just

00:48:19.880 Bite

00:48:20.360 A

00:48:20.640 Little

00:48:21.520 Small

00:48:21.940 Mouth

00:48:22.380 Hole

00:48:23.240 In

00:48:23.440 The

00:48:23.580 Side

00:48:23.800 Of

00:48:23.920 It

00:48:24.060 And

00:48:24.320 Start

00:48:24.600 Making

00:48:25.140 Out

00:48:25.340 With

00:48:25.500 A

00:48:25.680 Mango

00:48:26.220 Let

00:48:26.900 Me

00:48:26.980 Know

00:48:27.080 What

00:48:27.200 You

00:48:27.280 Think

00:48:27.680 Dang

00:48:28.500 Boy

00:48:28.760 You

00:48:28.940 Sound

00:48:29.180 Like

00:48:29.340 A

00:48:29.500 Pervert

00:48:30.060 Bucko

00:48:30.620 What

00:48:32.440 Do you

00:48:32.720 You

00:48:34.580 To

00:48:34.780 Mango

00:48:35.120 First

00:48:35.500 Of

00:48:35.680 Mango

00:48:36.320 Is

00:48:37.420 The

00:48:37.640 Straight

00:48:38.020 Up

00:48:38.380 Slut

00:48:39.700 Of

00:48:40.520 Produce

00:48:42.080 You

00:48:43.220 Gotta

00:48:43.600 Think

00:48:43.960 That

00:48:44.480 You

00:48:46.460 Think

00:48:46.940 When

00:48:47.120 Other

00:48:47.420 When

00:48:47.680 Tomatoes

00:48:48.320 See

00:48:48.440 A

00:48:48.580 Mango

00:48:48.860 Coming

00:48:49.300 They

00:48:49.620 Ain't

00:48:49.800 Saying

00:48:50.080 Oh

00:48:50.400 Look

00:48:50.720 At

00:48:50.920 This

00:48:51.220 Thought

00:48:52.340 Over

00:48:52.820 Here

00:48:53.800 You

00:48:54.800 Do

00:48:55.260 Think

00:48:55.600 About

00:48:55.900 That

00:48:56.340 You

00:48:57.840 Don't

00:48:58.040 Think

00:48:58.280 When

00:48:58.480 Two

00:48:58.760 Peaches

00:48:59.200 They

00:48:59.420 Sitting

00:48:59.780 Around

00:49:00.160 They

00:49:00.360 On

00:49:00.480 A

00:49:00.620 Swing

00:49:00.940 Set

00:49:01.380 Just

00:49:02.460 Peach

00:49:02.920 And

00:49:03.080 You

00:49:03.220 Know

00:49:03.520 Maybe

00:49:04.660 Splitting

00:49:05.120 Up

00:49:05.280 A

00:49:05.420 Percocet

00:49:06.000 Or

00:49:06.160 Something

00:49:06.500 And

00:49:07.700 Then

00:49:07.880 They

00:49:08.140 See

00:49:08.480 This

00:49:08.800 Mango

00:49:10.480 Get

00:49:10.900 Out

00:49:11.080 Of

00:49:11.180 A

00:49:11.320 Taxi

00:49:12.580 You

00:49:14.980 Know

00:49:15.220 They

00:49:15.380 Both

00:49:15.700 Thinking

00:49:16.060 Oh

00:49:16.440 Look

00:49:16.780 It

00:49:17.000 Is

00:49:17.260 Over

00:49:18.460 Here

00:49:19.200 Charlie

00:49:21.000 Get

00:49:21.300 Over

00:49:21.540 Here

00:49:21.780 Charlie

00:49:22.280 I'm

00:49:23.900 Telling

00:49:24.240 You

00:49:24.400 Bro

00:49:24.740 Mango

00:49:25.380 Is

00:49:25.520 A

00:49:25.660 Straight

00:49:25.880 Sloot

00:49:26.500 Of

00:49:26.760 The

00:49:26.900 Fruit

00:49:27.220 Kingdom

00:49:28.280 Gang

00:49:29.000 Bro

00:49:29.160 Thank

00:49:29.360 You

00:49:29.420 For

00:49:29.560 Calling

00:49:29.780 Man

00:49:30.120 And

00:49:30.680 Get

00:49:30.860 Out

00:49:31.020 Your

00:49:31.160 Mama's

00:49:31.460 Frigerator

00:49:32.060 Bro

00:49:32.240 You

00:49:32.380 Sound

00:49:32.580 Like

00:49:32.800 You

00:49:32.900 Gotta

00:49:33.060 Stay

00:49:33.340 Home

00:49:33.620 If

00:49:33.760 You

00:49:33.880 Being

00:49:34.660 Like

00:49:34.960 That

00:49:35.280 Onward

00:49:35.700 Hey

00:49:36.180 Theo

00:49:36.500 This

00:49:36.960 Is

00:49:37.100 Old

00:49:37.380 Gun

00:49:37.720 I'm

00:49:37.960 Out

00:49:38.080 In

00:49:38.160 The

00:49:38.280 Bay Area

00:49:38.860 California

00:49:39.540 I was

00:49:40.240 Just

00:49:40.380 Listening

00:49:40.600 What's

00:49:41.120 Up

00:49:41.280 Old

00:49:41.540 Dun

00:49:41.880 Thank

00:49:42.480 You

00:49:42.560 For

00:49:42.700 Calling

00:49:42.960 Brother

00:49:43.360 Onward

00:49:43.920 And

00:49:56.120 Onward

00:50:06.620 Everybody

00:50:07.020 Everybody knows he did it for way longer, too, even though you just said that.

00:50:10.960 But onward, brother.

00:50:12.220 And then I don't know why I stopped doing it, but I hadn't thought about that in many years.

00:50:19.840 Thank you.

00:50:20.240 Keep up the good work.

00:50:21.460 I love the positive message you bring with the humor attached.

00:50:27.500 Gang, bro.

00:50:28.180 Thank you, man.

00:50:29.960 Thank you very much.

00:50:31.000 Thanks for calling, man.

00:50:31.880 Look, dude, you're making me think I have a limited neck.

00:50:37.140 My neck, I got a medium to lower neck.

00:50:41.420 If I look for something, I can't look real long because I got to bring my neck back to center.

00:50:46.660 I got to recenter my neck.

00:50:48.420 Some people got that neck.

00:50:49.760 They over here.

00:50:50.560 They over there.

00:50:52.120 They doing laundry.

00:50:53.480 They looking for this.

00:50:55.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:56.380 They own a lost and found.

00:50:57.640 They could do multitask with that fucking big reacher.

00:51:01.880 With that fifth fucking limb, baby.

00:51:03.720 That neck.

00:51:05.260 But my shit, limited time.

00:51:08.700 I got that limited look piece, baby.

00:51:12.220 So I couldn't really get into the crease of my elbow very much.

00:51:19.280 But I bet I did try that.

00:51:20.760 Let me try it.

00:51:23.360 Oh, yeah.

00:51:24.460 Now that's the second I put my face there, I remember I definitely did.

00:51:29.860 Oh, yeah, man.

00:51:31.800 Damn.

00:51:32.940 Dude, my elbow crease tastes like it remembers me, dude.

00:51:36.940 I'll be honest with you, boy.

00:51:39.780 Damn, this chick is fine as hell.

00:51:42.180 Dude, and I remember even this, dude.

00:51:43.820 This is so perverse.

00:51:45.000 I can't even believe I'm telling you this.

00:51:46.380 As I got older, sometimes my underarm had the vibe, the scent of a woman to it.

00:51:56.960 And I would sometimes put my face right down in there and like get a couple of huffs off my own, off that own, my own fucking little reach crevice right there, that armpit.

00:52:08.880 And then I would use that, you know, I'd fuel myself to pleasure myself.

00:52:14.840 You know, and do masturbation.

00:52:19.120 So, damn, almost wish I had to say that.

00:52:28.000 But, you know what, whatever, man, that's who I am.

00:52:31.020 That's who I am, dude.

00:52:32.560 Because I wanted that full body experience.

00:52:35.340 Because sometimes one of my underarms, one of my underarms always smelled a little bit, got that spaghetti, kind of that Italian, you know.

00:52:41.080 It's something under there.

00:52:42.740 I'm running like a Primavera, you feel me?

00:52:45.080 But every now and then, one of my underarms had a bit of more of a kind of a fertile, feminine kind of, you know, it kind of had the same tenor, the same kind of, the same hit that you could get the same hit off of it you would off of a woman's body.

00:53:11.280 And even maybe a vagina, even if I'm being real honest with you.

00:53:15.980 And I know this is gross.

00:53:17.200 I know this is kind of graphic, man.

00:53:18.360 I'm sorry about that.

00:53:20.140 I'm not trying to be disgusting.

00:53:21.640 I'm just trying to be honest with you.

00:53:26.340 But, but so I'd get a couple hits of that.

00:53:30.400 And then I would use that because that would get my brain all fired up with that hot pouch, you know.

00:53:36.480 It would just, it fueled that because I would have that, that, that, uh, the scent.

00:53:42.500 I had that scent of a woman right under my arm, that hooah, you know.

00:53:46.040 And so I'd get a couple hits of that and then use that to power my, my, uh, my ability to touch myself.

00:53:52.100 But yeah, man, we all did something and it's okay.

00:53:54.920 That's nature.

00:53:56.520 Nothing wrong with you and there's nothing wrong with me, man.

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00:55:44.320 Oh, these are good, man.

00:55:47.300 Let's take another one right here.

00:55:48.400 How you got that smooch?

00:55:49.760 How you got that smooch practice?

00:55:51.080 Because, look, some guys lucked out.

00:55:53.680 Some fancy guys, if you was real rich, maybe your mom come downstairs and give you a little kiss or something to stay heavy with you if you had a stepmom.

00:56:01.340 Maybe she sleep over once a month or something.

00:56:03.560 You're like, damn, I don't even know what dad's for.

00:56:06.020 He's just a bank.

00:56:06.920 Because I'm the one, me and Rhonda are seeing each other now.

00:56:11.560 But if that wasn't your case, then you had to learn to kiss somewhere.

00:56:16.820 And if somebody wasn't kissing you, you had to find a way.

00:56:20.180 And that's who I am.

00:56:22.740 And I appreciate you being similar.

00:56:25.800 Let's go.

00:56:26.840 Hey, Theo.

00:56:27.480 I'm calling about the practicing kissing when you're young.

00:56:31.600 I think I was in sixth grade.

00:56:33.720 You know, you finally merged schools with, like, four different elementary schools.

00:56:38.260 You got all these girls there.

00:56:39.380 I was like, I need practice.

00:56:40.800 I would take long, hot showers.

00:56:43.800 Mm-hmm.

00:56:44.720 Mm-hmm.

00:56:45.820 Homeward.

00:56:46.260 I would stand up in the shower and sit down.

00:56:49.460 You sit down.

00:56:51.080 And there was a faucet that was, like, there, like, you know, when you first started to the bath and you turned into a shower.

00:56:57.580 I would, uh, you practiced on that, boy.

00:57:01.380 You know, it was smooth.

00:57:02.520 It was chrome.

00:57:03.320 It was shiny.

00:57:04.800 You said, I'm going to give this guy a little tongue, pretend it's a girl.

00:57:08.560 Look, it's your own reflection.

00:57:10.000 And he'd be like, close your eye and just picture a nice moment.

00:57:13.780 But, all right.

00:57:15.380 That's all.

00:57:16.260 Dang.

00:57:23.000 Dang, bucko.

00:57:24.780 That's one way to do it, man.

00:57:29.640 Dang.

00:57:31.720 And that's how you end up selling, uh, and that's how you end up selling bathroom equipment for the rest of your life, man, with that kind of love for the game right there.

00:57:41.800 But, yeah, I could understand what you're saying.

00:57:43.160 See a reflection in something.

00:57:45.420 And then you go kiss it.

00:57:46.500 Now, if you're sucking on the front end of a, of a, of a faucet, that might be kind of homoerotic.

00:57:52.620 You might be getting a little bit homoerotical right there, bro.

00:57:56.760 You might meet a man.

00:57:57.660 Hell, you might end up dating the tin man.

00:57:59.200 You know, if somebody in the next room is watching Wizard of Oz, and even through the television, that tin man sees you sucking on the end of a friggin' dripping faucet, boy.

00:58:08.280 Boy, that mad metal maniac's gonna pop right out of your screen, bro.

00:58:17.200 And he's gonna want his, uh, he's gonna want his chrome polish, daddy.

00:58:21.320 Look, stay safe out there, man, wherever you are.

00:58:24.540 I am saying that, and thank you for sharing.

00:58:26.400 Thank you for sharing that.

00:58:28.280 That.

00:58:29.680 Um, let's take another call, man.

00:58:33.420 Let's take one more call that came in here to the hotline.

00:58:35.620 I appreciate you guys being, uh, so supportive.

00:58:38.240 I'm excited about going to Maui in two weeks.

00:58:41.780 If you have a friend on the island, tell him to get, uh, to get that hitter, man.

00:58:46.980 Grab some tickets.

00:58:49.340 Um, what else?

00:58:52.100 Yeah, I just need, I'm ready to have a little bit of break, man.

00:58:54.100 I feel a lot of stress in my shoulders.

00:58:56.600 I can't, it's like, like a tingling that's in my shoulders and my neck.

00:59:00.680 And I think I might be allergic to coffee, too.

00:59:02.800 So, you know me, dude.

00:59:06.280 I got all the problems, baby.

00:59:08.560 Oh, I'm wearing this Joe Musgrove today, too, son.

00:59:10.820 Got this beautiful hitter right here, Pittsburgh Pirates.

00:59:13.880 Shout out one of the best in the game right there.

00:59:16.080 Gang, bro.

00:59:17.620 Gang.

00:59:18.860 Here we go.

00:59:19.960 Hey, Theo.

00:59:20.520 This is Amber from Illinois.

00:59:22.360 I just wanted to call to address the zookeeper that was on in the last episode.

00:59:26.740 So, I work for Ecological Restoration.

00:59:29.020 And I think if the zookeeper's having some ethical dilemmas about working at the zoo,

00:59:35.040 that ecological restoration might be a good option for him.

00:59:38.920 Because you're helping the animals.

00:59:41.320 You're helping kind of improve the areas where they live.

00:59:44.600 And get rid of all the damage done by humans to the natural areas.

00:59:48.460 And you're also, you know, still in the outdoors.

00:59:52.400 You're not having to work inside or anything.

00:59:54.680 And you're still having a positive impact on the environment without all the ethical dilemmas.

01:00:00.660 Because you don't have to see animals getting mistreated and things like that.

01:00:05.660 Yeah, now look.

01:00:06.540 I feel you there.

01:00:07.320 And I appreciate the call.

01:00:08.720 Last week, we had a gentleman.

01:00:09.940 He was really, you know, he was having this come-to-Jesus moment about working at the zoo and not liking the system.

01:00:16.800 But I'm ready to say this, that, yeah, some animals get mistreated in zoos and things like that.

01:00:28.120 I mean, I saw blackfish and I don't know if you've seen that, but it's about, I guess, how they treat blackfish.

01:00:35.540 And the shit is, I mean, that shit's, it's a little heavy, man.

01:00:40.100 You know, it's like kind of like 12 years a swimmer, kind of.

01:00:43.500 Yeah, but this, but some animals learn dope shit.

01:00:49.880 Let's be honest.

01:00:51.180 You got animals down there at SeaWorld and at Wally World or whatever, they'll spin a, you know, spin a ball on their nose.

01:00:58.520 None of these bastards out in nature are doing that shit.

01:01:00.900 They fighting.

01:01:02.300 I don't know if you've seen Planet Earth, but a lot of animals are out there beating each other's asses.

01:01:06.960 Let's be honest.

01:01:07.720 I'm not saying they're not beautiful and that they shouldn't be allowed to do it.

01:01:11.280 But some animals are learning useful skills as well.

01:01:15.980 There's not, it's not just a one-way street.

01:01:18.420 But that is a great option, man.

01:01:20.420 Ecological restoration.

01:01:22.380 I say let animals go if we want.

01:01:25.000 But don't be shocked.

01:01:27.660 You know what I'm saying?

01:01:28.600 When little Bridget gets fucking clotheslined by two orangutans and they want to be sexual or want to be nasty.

01:01:35.980 You know what I'm saying?

01:01:36.560 Don't be, don't come crying then when your cousin gets fucking shanked by an angry otter, bruh, with a sharp palm.

01:01:47.860 When some angry otter swims by at the YMCA and fucking, you know what I'm saying?

01:01:53.480 Clips your little kiddo's tendons.

01:01:55.120 Don't be, oh, what happened?

01:01:57.240 You can't have it all.

01:02:00.120 There's a trade-off for everything.

01:02:02.640 So next time you see a full-blown white seal at, you know, over there at Water Park and he can do the stanky leg,

01:02:14.440 that ain't that bad, man.

01:02:17.740 He ain't doing bad.

01:02:18.640 But there's an option for you, young fella that called last week, eco-restoration.

01:02:23.540 And thank you, young lady, for calling in.

01:02:25.780 And that's where I think you sneak out into the wild and kind of make things better for animals and then sneak back.

01:02:31.080 And you're a zookeeper, but you're kind of like on the side.

01:02:35.340 So, I'm curious to see.

01:02:37.600 Maybe, I don't know if humans will be around forever.

01:02:39.560 We might be something that kind of comes and goes.

01:02:43.400 And then animals can get back to whatever they were doing here.

01:02:45.740 I bet they were dancing before we got here.

01:02:48.640 But I'll say this, dude.

01:02:55.800 Every now and then, you realize humans don't take that good care of animals.

01:03:02.180 And that's why you got to freaking slip little Charlie a piece of Nicoretta at the park, baby.

01:03:07.180 You feel me, boy?

01:03:09.800 Charlie going to be getting buck every time he goes to the park now, bro.

01:03:15.080 He going to be over there running over there behind the federal building.

01:03:17.960 Trying to bum a Winston off of somebody.

01:03:25.080 He going to be doing one of them Zen packs with Jesse Lockwood and the gang.

01:03:30.680 Thank you guys so much, man, for supporting this past weekend and everything.

01:03:35.440 You know, we got some new merch stuff coming up soon.

01:03:37.660 And what else is going on?

01:03:42.360 A lot of neat stuff, man.

01:03:43.940 Oh, we need a single mom for coming up for New Jersey and for Oxen Hill, Maryland and for Newport News, Virginia.

01:03:54.720 So if you have a friend who is a single mother, we would like to treat her out to a night out and take care of her babysitter costs and make sure that she can have a night out of laughter.

01:04:09.920 And we want to thank our Patreoners for helping us support that program time and time again.

01:04:16.620 And we keep doing our best, man.

01:04:20.860 We keep doing our best.

01:04:22.000 That's what we do.

01:04:22.900 You know, that's what we do.

01:04:25.900 You guys be good to yourselves, man.

01:04:27.680 Just keep making it.

01:04:29.100 And I'm going to go out with that, with Bishop Gunn, because I hope they do make it.

01:04:32.600 I hope they can figure things out over there.

01:04:37.720 Man, it's a wild house how we can have so much talent in us and have so much turbulence in us at the same time.

01:04:50.540 It's wild to be on that balance.

01:04:51.860 I'm amped up today, man.

01:04:53.200 Gang, you guys be good to yourselves, man.

01:04:57.680 This is Makin' It by Bishop Gunn.

01:05:05.520 I ain't seen home in about a hundred days

01:05:09.900 I can almost hear mama pray for my restless soul

01:05:15.080 And I ain't made a dollar I ain't spent

01:05:19.860 But where it's going ain't killed me yet

01:05:22.940 I still get where I'm bound to go

01:05:25.940 I'm makin' it

01:05:32.340 I'm makin' wrong

01:05:35.140 Feel right

01:05:37.720 I'm makin' it

01:05:41.060 And it helps where I'm headed then

01:05:44.000 I'm makin' good time

01:05:47.020 Most all of my plans slip right through my hands

01:06:07.580 And wind up next to me

01:06:09.760 Broken on the ground

01:06:11.900 If this bottle was an hourglass

01:06:16.300 I'd say that I'm about an hour past the minute

01:06:20.540 I should've put it down

01:06:23.580 But I'm makin' it

01:06:29.980 But I'm makin' it

01:06:31.980 I'm makin' home

01:06:32.780 Feel right

01:06:34.780 I'm makin' it

01:06:38.060 And if hell's where I'm headed then

01:06:41.160 I'm makin' good time

01:06:44.060 I'm makin' good time

01:06:55.340 I'm makin' it

01:07:05.160 I'm makin' it

01:07:05.740 Between the lives that I've crossed

01:07:25.260 And the friends that I've lost

01:07:28.260 I'm left here

01:07:30.000 Alone in my sin

01:07:32.660 But I'm in pretty good shape

01:07:39.300 For the shape that I need

01:07:42.180 I'm makin' it

01:07:44.080 I'm makin' it

01:07:45.600 I'm makin' it

01:07:48.520 I'm makin' it

01:07:50.720 I'm makin' it

01:07:55.620 I'm makin' it

01:07:57.140 I'm makin' it

01:08:00.180 I'm makin' it

01:08:02.720 I'm makin' it

01:08:02.840 I'm makin' it

01:08:03.320 I'm makin' it

01:08:03.460 I'm makin' it

01:08:09.080 I'm making it, I'm making wrong feel right

01:08:17.480 I'm making it, and it tells where I'm heading in

01:08:23.520 I'm making good time

01:08:27.160 I'm making good time

01:08:38.560 I ain't seen home in about a hundred days

01:08:47.400 I can almost hear mama pray for my restless soul

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - February 25, 2020

Kissin' Practice ｜ This Past Weekend #263

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