This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Thick Upper Crust

00:00:00.000 All right, ooh, it's springtime, maybe, you know, spring is, if you don't know what spring

00:00:13.340 is, it's when winter kind of gets lazy and winter, you know, winter kind of falls asleep

00:00:23.760 at the wheel, and spring starts to perk up, you know, spring is that time you can hear,

00:00:35.100 you could hear flowers start to put deodorant on, you know, they're about to, they're thinking

00:00:44.520 about popping back out into the world, showing just flexing them pedals, baby, you know, if

00:00:52.500 you put your ear up to the snow right now, you can hear, you can hear little animals start

00:00:59.120 to yawn a little, you might hear a chipmunk do a, he's thinking about popping out, you

00:01:09.280 know, doing something, maybe looking for a little dip monk, you know, he's thinking, oh,

00:01:14.720 I'm going to get out, maybe you meet me a woman, it's that time, almost, and that spring, if

00:01:22.320 you think, you know, you can hear, you could hear water start to kind of, you know, you

00:01:30.840 could hear on a mountain, you could hear a mountain, if you put your ear up to a mountain,

00:01:34.660 you could hear it saying, oh, you know what, fuck all these skiers and snowboarders, I'm

00:01:40.940 about ready to drip out, make a stream, and do something different.

00:01:47.040 That spring, if you look in the, up in the trees, sometime you could, you'll see a hole

00:01:53.360 in a tree, go peek in there, and you'll see a couple of birds in there doing it wildly,

00:02:00.820 and doing, um, maybe doggy style or something, I don't know if birds do doggy style, that seems

00:02:05.940 really, but that seems like the dark arts right there, but it's that time of year, you'll see

00:02:13.640 a, uh, you know, you'll see an otter kind of getting out of a sleeping bag, a spring, baby,

00:02:21.020 it's here, and I'm here, and so are you, let's go.

00:02:43.640 guitar solo

00:02:57.020 guitar solo

00:03:27.020 and that's a little uh that's that beautiful diddy that's that beautiful diddy and that's by tiny

00:03:41.700 sand who and tiny sand who's a well we don't know what he is tiny sand who is a man who makes

00:03:51.020 melodies somewhere in the great beyond and he sent them to me through email and in the old days now

00:03:58.440 we have email in the old days you may see a donkey come up and a letter will fall off of his back

00:04:04.360 you may have a black uh a black raven or something or a dark bird or something you know a flamenco

00:04:13.560 negro you know fly by and just you know um just spit up a secret you know you then you then and

00:04:25.760 that evolved eventually you had the u.s postal system and everything and now we have email

00:04:29.520 which when you think about it email it's a lot more direct you know to think that in the old days if

00:04:38.580 you wanted to send somebody an email you had to give it to a man who you didn't know

00:04:43.560 who may have been who knows doing what you know he might have been doing dope he might have been

00:04:51.100 doing uppers downers rounders whatever side splitters he might have been doing anything

00:04:57.300 and trust that that bad boy was going to drop off the things you needed to say to somebody else

00:05:04.520 geez that seems that seems old school but uh but now we got email and it's the direct

00:05:12.640 it's basically an electronic system that says hey fuck that other guy that used to run it over there

00:05:20.060 and that is uh tiny sand who who sent that in thank you for that and that was a valentine's day

00:05:27.580 hitter he sent us and that's more than words that's a cover of the famous song more than words

00:05:36.080 and uh and tiny also we'll put a link at the bottom too you can check out some of his other stuff and

00:05:42.780 other things he sent over over the time period of this podcast and he was a man he's a secret man

00:05:49.980 never met him never seen him and what is he when you think of a tiny sand who it could be anything

00:05:55.040 it could be a man that's four inches tall and wears uh you know birken stocks and jumps you know and he

00:06:05.260 has a guitar on the ground he just jumps from from uh he he jumps from uh cord to cord and does it all

00:06:13.600 with his feet he could be you know he could be something as secret as that that's tiny sand who

00:06:19.920 and um and i'm here man i'm making it through the day thawing out bro winter

00:06:28.960 we we trying to get you to give up big daddy because i have more of a body type that's i don't

00:06:36.840 know if i have that winter body type

00:06:38.540 you know i got that thick upper crust you know i have the uh everybody knows i got the heart of a

00:06:46.380 lesbian my father told me that when i was very young and even wrote it one time at a napkin

00:06:51.080 on a bar over there at tony padoni's bar and over at the stinking onion which were a couple of small

00:06:57.980 outfits over there near us in covington louisiana he would write it on the napkin to remind me a couple

00:07:04.100 of things about myself i needed to remember and i have also you know i got just that thick upper

00:07:11.720 i got that thick that uproar that top that girdle you know i'm front axis

00:07:18.760 i'm two-wheel driving it's i'm front i'm front wheel drive you know if you say if you put my body

00:07:26.520 in the shop the guy would be like where the hell is the back wheels we ain't got them daddy

00:07:31.300 we ain't got them my torque is up top because i have that chest it looks like if you look like i

00:07:39.660 took a like a big inhale and never let it out like i was smelling something

00:07:44.640 and just never decided what what never could figure out what i smelled and so i've never let it go

00:07:54.060 i've always been like that i've always had that just that girthy that forthright kind of

00:08:01.960 those tit fields you know the chest and the torso i probably have 60 70 ribs in me

00:08:09.560 you know i know i've said it before but if you beat me open you'll hear

00:08:14.260 you know you'll definitely have a uh you'll have a black family show up at a park

00:08:20.600 but a bag of uh briquettes baby because it's time to grill you know when daddy when they split

00:08:26.340 me open because i'm gonna feed the world baby with these ribs so but happy springtime thank you

00:08:34.700 tiny for that hit thank you for dropping just that audio right into us more than words

00:08:42.220 more than words i just got back i was in oroville and we went down over there myself and ari manis

00:08:55.700 and man we we got at it over there they're one of the oldest chinese food restaurants

00:09:02.540 ten one fuk over there and them people ain't ten one fuking around dog they got that old

00:09:08.880 bro they got fucking raven they got you know raven ribs up in there you go in there

00:09:14.840 they got a damn you could have half a bat wing and some orange marmalade bro six dollars dog right

00:09:22.420 out the gate dude you you could have a chinese lady come up and just spit in your mouth for half a

00:09:27.980 dollar what is that bro and you could get that super fortune cookie at the end dude some guy comes

00:09:36.260 out with a fucking blade pokes you in the uh ass and tells you a secret bro

00:09:41.840 i never knew my sister like damn okay and that's five bucks that's that finisher it's that kind of

00:09:50.400 place man they got the oldest i think they said it's 115 years old the chinese food there

00:09:55.140 so if you want to fill your mouth with that you know with those the original

00:10:01.040 you know something that's just fresh off the boat man you could taste the salt water in it

00:10:06.200 then that's the place over there to get into that um but we had fun over there i got some shows coming

00:10:12.060 up i'm gonna let you know right now uh february 20th 21st and 22nd this coming weekend i'll be in

00:10:18.360 toronto february 27th uh red bank new jersey february 28th oxen hill maryland february 29th

00:10:27.040 newport news virginia uh that's almost sold out uh everything else is sold out and then we got the

00:10:33.600 castle theater out there in uh kahului hawaii and that is going to be march 7th

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00:13:10.140 oh yeah the xfl is going on i know nick went to a game producer nick went to a game maybe i'll get him

00:13:19.460 in here in a little bit and we'll talk about it um what did i do yeah we went up to orville

00:13:24.120 and we got into it they had a lot of people came out uh nancy came out this lady tall nancy and she

00:13:32.700 had a damn uh she did a homemade sweater i forgot to get a picture of it it said gang on the front and

00:13:38.560 that was beautiful uh we had two fellows came out one of them had a they were brothers and one of them

00:13:46.280 had a nervous condition and they had a um one of them had an hc on them brought hermit crab

00:13:52.020 and he showed me that bastard bro and that was beautiful so i love that if somebody especially

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00:14:03.000 or hanging out show that yeah that surprise pet

00:14:07.460 but spring is in the air it's that time man it thinks you know this is when the when the when the

00:14:14.620 the things that we were thaw out you know this is the time when uh prosper this prosper

00:14:22.820 is in the air this possibility you know something could happen man you spit a sunflower seed out of

00:14:31.980 a car window and four years later you could have a beautiful damn half a bouquet right there

00:14:38.180 because that's this time of year there's fertility is in the soil

00:14:42.460 dude you could masturbate behind a damn uh 7-eleven

00:14:48.940 and who knows but you might show up fucking nine years later

00:14:53.700 and you got a you know a kid that's never been to kindergarten back there

00:14:58.440 so there's possibility man there's you know there's possibility for some new things right now

00:15:05.400 and that's built in that's built in the world the world that's crazy isn't it

00:15:13.100 isn't it wild bro imagine if you were one of the first people ever

00:15:17.700 you know and i don't know who they were probably indians or native americans

00:15:23.360 you know who knows man probably could have been anybody dude probably a white guy wearing like a

00:15:30.100 uh cheetah or you know couple brothers out there doing something exotic bro doing some

00:15:35.860 wearing some seashells and stuff over their fronts

00:15:38.520 but imagine you were out there early times and winter happened you had no idea you thought things

00:15:45.560 were going well and then bam dude everything's frozen you're white you're for everybody

00:15:55.440 and then bam again springtime ta-da is back

00:16:03.060 so that's really something could you even imagine the first time at first everybody's like oh man the

00:16:08.480 world's ending it's over i'm cold you know janet's frozen and then bam boy they hit you with that

00:16:18.020 surprise springtime that opportunity for something new uh we had some calls that came in

00:16:25.320 um yeah what's going on i'm trying to think about in my world

00:16:30.340 you know i remember i was thinking this week about

00:16:35.900 kissing you know when you kiss somebody and kissing is when you put your mouth against somebody else

00:16:45.520 and that's i could only imagine the first time somebody said hey

00:16:53.000 let me know if you feel anything about this and then they just did it

00:16:59.520 you know somebody said hey let me just put my mouth against your face or something

00:17:04.720 or your neck bro and see if you feel something

00:17:09.760 and i wonder if you did it on a you know

00:17:13.680 some dude probably started trying it on his buddy who was nervous

00:17:17.200 like hey let me try it on you a couple times and then i'll run over there to dorothy you know

00:17:22.700 so some guy maybe had a real nice friend and he let him try that

00:17:27.420 let him just try that peck that peck just sprinkling that peckeroni all over him just

00:17:32.800 just kind of nibbling on his neck because you had to practice somewhere

00:17:36.440 you know you had to practice kissing

00:17:39.840 nobody goes right out there first time

00:17:43.940 and just drops that face onto somebody else

00:17:47.740 what

00:17:48.340 who you ted bundy

00:17:51.380 dude you can't do you gotta practice

00:17:55.060 and dude i remember when i was young we would get like a pillow you know

00:18:00.000 and uh my buddy and i'm just gonna say his middle name patrick he would come over

00:18:06.300 and we would get these pillows dude and we would lay next to them and just be like erotic you know

00:18:11.220 and uh

00:18:14.220 and our bodies man my body would get so hard right in the middle dude

00:18:19.320 god i just didn't know what was going on

00:18:22.140 and i didn't know that the devil and god were just fighting inside of my penis at the time

00:18:28.180 and it would just be so

00:18:31.880 and the first time we were supposed to just be kissing our pillows my buddy would lay over on my brother's bed

00:18:37.860 because my brother wasn't living with us and i would lay on my bed

00:18:40.200 and we're supposed to just be kissing our pillows and pretending there were these girls that we liked

00:18:44.900 but nine seconds into it dude you know what i'm saying things have escalated

00:18:49.920 you know we go on a second base third base fourth base fifth base sixth base

00:18:55.760 you know then you got pedro martinez beating the shit out of tommy lasorda you know what i'm talking about boy

00:19:02.020 young bucks just

00:19:04.140 you know just vibrating against the pillow man just

00:19:08.340 and your body man you had so much

00:19:13.720 my god dude

00:19:16.000 i could hotwire a damn uh

00:19:19.500 dude i could hotwire one of those you know those little carousels outside of a um

00:19:24.720 outside of a grocery

00:19:27.520 i could hotwire one of them bitches with my

00:19:30.440 with the just the vitrocity that was in my damn pecker at the time

00:19:34.480 and my buddy would come over and we would just practice on them

00:19:38.580 but then you had to do kissing you know and like it you practice on the pillow but something wasn't enough

00:19:44.700 and in louisiana day it's an oyster country

00:19:48.780 you know some certain areas have a different animal

00:19:52.460 you know uh certain places you have a different type of animal

00:19:56.240 oregon you got a little maybe a wood chuck

00:19:59.380 doing something he's over there

00:20:00.900 you know he have a uh

00:20:03.080 toothpick in his teeth

00:20:04.820 and he's picking wood out of his teeth because he's been chucking it like dude this is a real

00:20:09.880 double entendre

00:20:11.720 and then other places you know you go to um

00:20:15.440 spoon river illinois and you got a damn uh catfish

00:20:19.260 that bull head baby just swimming

00:20:21.240 and you know how a catfish happen man

00:20:25.180 a cat and a fish dude

00:20:26.580 that's why that kind of you just got to be careful when you let these animals cross pollinate

00:20:37.400 you know because it it gets too crazy if a let me tell you this if a falcon

00:20:43.980 and a bumblebee do sex

00:20:46.820 that's gonna be lights out for the rest of us bro

00:20:51.780 imagine a falcon shows up

00:20:55.100 with that powerful ass baby

00:20:57.760 whoo whoo whoo

00:21:00.260 whoo whoo whoo

00:21:02.380 that's gonna be risky

00:21:03.560 but i'm saying every place had a different animal

00:21:06.040 you got a different animal here

00:21:07.240 you got a bull head catfish over there in illinois

00:21:09.740 you know up in wisconsin they got that little milk snake

00:21:14.340 you know you go down to uh nevada they got a uh scorpion

00:21:19.000 you know they got ms 13 down there

00:21:22.080 you know you go to um

00:21:24.900 philadelphia they got brotherly love

00:21:28.700 they got uh what else

00:21:31.620 they got a couple real pasty white dudes in a um

00:21:35.420 in a darren sproles jersey

00:21:37.960 you know every place has their animal

00:21:40.120 and so the animal i'm thinking of

00:21:43.320 what was i talking about

00:21:44.140 oh so in louisiana we had an oyster

00:21:49.680 and we would practice kissing man

00:21:52.960 we would get an oyster

00:21:53.960 and you get it open man

00:21:57.060 and then you got to get it out of there

00:21:58.460 and i always felt bad taking an oyster out of his little house man

00:22:02.460 i felt kind of bad about that shit

00:22:04.200 i remember one time we went over to the presbyterian church

00:22:08.440 and i told that man

00:22:09.420 i said man we've been taking these oysters out

00:22:11.380 and pretending they were tongues

00:22:13.960 and kissing them you know

00:22:15.120 and that dude honestly man

00:22:18.520 i think i i no joke i remember

00:22:20.500 i think that preacher told me i was a piece of shit

00:22:22.360 but he also i think he kind of winked at me a little bit

00:22:26.020 so you know 50 50

00:22:28.600 but uh

00:22:30.200 but that was what we would do

00:22:31.520 we would get that oyster

00:22:32.320 and you'd practice

00:22:33.040 because you could put the oyster

00:22:34.180 oyster in your hand

00:22:35.840 like it was a tongue

00:22:37.580 and so you throw that oyster in the microwave

00:22:41.100 for about 11 seconds

00:22:42.220 and get it warm enough

00:22:43.420 put it in your hand

00:22:45.160 and you could practice the kissing

00:22:46.340 and god

00:22:49.000 i mean it wasn't ideal

00:22:50.480 but it was way better

00:22:51.760 than

00:22:52.500 kissing on your buddy's neck a little

00:22:54.660 but that was

00:22:57.760 you remember kissing

00:22:58.580 practicing kissing

00:22:59.580 how'd you practice

00:23:00.400 hit the hotline

00:23:01.400 let me know how you practiced kissing

00:23:02.840 985-664-9503

00:23:06.420 because we practiced a couple ways man

00:23:09.800 my one friend

00:23:10.700 um

00:23:11.760 he would come over

00:23:13.280 this boy jeremy

00:23:14.560 and he was born with some different deficiencies

00:23:17.660 but

00:23:17.980 he'd pop through

00:23:19.840 and we'd put a bunch of perfume on his neck

00:23:21.660 and then kind of practice kissing a little bit

00:23:25.660 but not not gay

00:23:26.640 not like in a gay way

00:23:27.920 we'd even put a bag over his head

00:23:30.140 and draw like a woman on the sides of the bag

00:23:32.200 you know

00:23:34.520 and you could still smell the perfume

00:23:35.840 you could practice

00:23:36.680 you know

00:23:37.040 pretend

00:23:37.420 oh hey katie

00:23:38.320 or hey charlotte

00:23:39.200 you know

00:23:40.540 hey regina

00:23:41.460 you know

00:23:43.460 hey chandris

00:23:44.420 what's up

00:23:45.460 and then you could practice

00:23:47.740 you know

00:23:48.300 kissing

00:23:48.740 but the big thing was to get that oyster

00:23:51.980 and heat that thing up in the microwave

00:23:54.140 for 11 seconds

00:23:55.260 get that thing tongue temperature

00:23:56.900 and then you would practice just

00:23:59.540 but man I remember that being young bro

00:24:07.400 god

00:24:08.920 man and you just

00:24:13.140 god

00:24:13.920 you just lay

00:24:14.920 I remember just laying outdoors sometimes

00:24:17.400 and just

00:24:17.840 just

00:24:18.380 just

00:24:18.980 just thinking about all the women

00:24:20.880 that probably wanted to have sex with me

00:24:22.660 oh

00:24:25.240 jesus christ

00:24:26.480 anyway man

00:24:28.840 we got a lot of calls

00:24:29.840 that uh

00:24:30.460 and a lot of those women

00:24:32.300 most of those women

00:24:33.520 never

00:24:34.120 never really did

00:24:37.020 bro

00:24:37.300 so

00:24:37.920 but hey look

00:24:38.780 I thought it man

00:24:39.820 I thought it

00:24:40.960 I put the thoughts out there

00:24:42.800 I planted the seeds out into the

00:24:45.380 universe baby

00:24:46.840 it's seeding time

00:24:48.720 it's spring

00:24:49.980 get out there

00:24:51.780 put something new in the dirt

00:24:53.040 try something different

00:24:54.920 tell somebody

00:24:57.680 take a chance

00:24:58.360 you know

00:24:58.800 you know

00:25:01.080 I'm tired in my own life

00:25:02.080 of just

00:25:02.580 I'm tired of

00:25:05.440 sometimes not taking

00:25:06.300 some chances

00:25:07.140 I don't take a lot of chances

00:25:08.620 really

00:25:09.000 man I want to take some chances

00:25:11.500 I want to say

00:25:13.120 I want to put something in the ground

00:25:14.220 I want to say

00:25:14.720 hey you know

00:25:15.020 I'm tired of

00:25:15.680 just rambling out here in the wind

00:25:17.880 I'm tired of

00:25:18.660 sucking on oysters

00:25:19.900 I'm ready for some real tongue

00:25:22.480 you feel me

00:25:23.200 gang

00:25:24.060 um

00:25:26.620 let's get it

00:25:27.460 let's take a call

00:25:28.300 that is coming in

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00:27:29.040 I'm going to give

00:27:30.980 an update

00:27:31.260 yeah we

00:27:31.660 we did

00:27:32.880 I want to thank

00:27:34.180 everybody that came

00:27:34.760 out in the past

00:27:35.380 to the Lafayette

00:27:36.020 show the fundraiser

00:27:36.960 we raised

00:27:40.520 $10,000

00:27:41.100 that night

00:27:41.660 for the

00:27:41.900 Good Fight

00:27:42.240 Foundation

00:27:42.720 and for

00:27:43.340 a couple

00:27:43.960 single moms

00:27:44.500 we treated

00:27:44.880 a couple

00:27:45.200 single moms

00:27:45.920 helping them

00:27:47.560 out

00:27:47.780 and just

00:27:48.980 wanted to

00:27:49.260 say thank

00:27:49.640 you to

00:27:49.840 everybody

00:27:50.100 that came

00:27:50.520 out to

00:27:50.820 that

00:27:51.100 and also

00:27:53.200 we're going

00:27:53.480 to get

00:27:53.680 a bench

00:27:54.480 for Billy

00:27:54.900 Conforto

00:27:55.500 y'all remember

00:27:56.080 him and

00:27:56.520 my friend

00:27:57.060 god damn

00:27:59.300 he was

00:27:59.540 a beautiful

00:27:59.880 guy

00:28:00.340 you know

00:28:03.080 he had

00:28:03.340 arms like

00:28:04.080 he had

00:28:08.600 arms like

00:28:09.140 damn

00:28:09.500 fucking

00:28:09.920 just like

00:28:12.460 Italian

00:28:12.920 antiques

00:28:13.580 bro

00:28:13.840 he had

00:28:14.160 beautiful

00:28:14.680 my god

00:28:16.620 like his

00:28:16.920 arms came

00:28:17.360 over on a

00:28:17.800 boat from

00:28:18.220 damn

00:28:18.460 Greece or

00:28:19.000 somewhere

00:28:19.380 somewhere

00:28:20.140 really

00:28:20.440 Italian

00:28:20.920 and he

00:28:22.860 you know

00:28:25.520 and he

00:28:25.720 was probably

00:28:26.280 he was probably

00:28:28.200 the toughest

00:28:28.820 gay male

00:28:29.640 boxer in

00:28:30.260 America

00:28:30.660 and the

00:28:31.220 world even

00:28:31.740 I'd put him

00:28:33.100 up against

00:28:33.480 anybody

00:28:34.080 who was the

00:28:35.640 other guy

00:28:36.060 Tommy Gunn

00:28:36.780 or whatever

00:28:37.180 not a chance

00:28:38.500 boy

00:28:38.840 Tommy Slingshot

00:28:40.920 Billy Conforto

00:28:43.720 would put that

00:28:44.320 put that boy

00:28:45.260 in the sand

00:28:45.820 whoever he was

00:28:46.640 I mean he

00:28:48.960 you know

00:28:50.660 and we're going

00:28:50.980 to do a bench

00:28:51.560 for him

00:28:51.980 with the funds

00:28:52.480 that we made

00:28:52.840 from moms

00:28:53.440 from the t-shirts

00:28:55.800 that we sold

00:28:56.300 for him

00:28:56.600 we're going

00:28:56.820 to do a bench

00:28:57.400 over there

00:28:57.720 in Laplace

00:28:58.460 maybe at a

00:29:00.500 dog park

00:29:01.000 or something

00:29:01.300 because he

00:29:01.560 loved those

00:29:01.960 animals

00:29:02.340 and he's

00:29:06.140 always in our

00:29:06.640 hearts man

00:29:07.000 I love you

00:29:07.360 brother

00:29:07.620 and I miss

00:29:08.740 you man

00:29:09.940 gang

00:29:11.960 and we're

00:29:13.600 going to

00:29:13.800 release some

00:29:14.360 I'll put a

00:29:15.280 we got a

00:29:15.940 video made

00:29:16.340 I'll put up

00:29:16.660 on Patreon

00:29:17.140 from that

00:29:17.840 Lafayette show

00:29:18.740 so you guys

00:29:19.720 will be able

00:29:19.960 to check that

00:29:20.460 out and

00:29:20.840 thank you to

00:29:22.040 everybody who

00:29:23.040 supports this

00:29:23.760 past weekend

00:29:24.500 and that means

00:29:25.620 you whether you

00:29:26.200 do it with your

00:29:26.740 ears or

00:29:27.400 or by

00:29:30.100 supporting our

00:29:31.380 Patreon

00:29:31.840 or just by

00:29:33.020 or anything

00:29:34.740 man the support

00:29:36.280 that has been a

00:29:36.960 part of this

00:29:37.340 podcast is one

00:29:38.540 of the things I

00:29:39.060 want to try and

00:29:39.540 focus more on

00:29:40.440 in the rest of

00:29:41.740 this coming year

00:29:42.520 and

00:29:43.940 sometimes in my

00:29:46.520 own life you

00:29:46.960 know I've just

00:29:47.240 gotten

00:29:47.500 I mean it's

00:29:49.940 a blessing and a

00:29:50.960 curse you know

00:29:51.440 because of the

00:29:53.280 podcast and

00:29:54.200 stand up things

00:29:55.020 getting so

00:29:55.520 busy that

00:29:56.280 it's been

00:29:56.980 hard to

00:29:57.300 focus sometimes

00:29:58.000 on the

00:29:58.320 things that

00:29:59.040 that mean the

00:30:00.960 most to me

00:30:01.640 which is being a

00:30:02.980 part of other

00:30:03.360 people's lives

00:30:04.140 or being a

00:30:07.260 part of a

00:30:07.680 group you

00:30:09.320 know and I

00:30:09.580 was on stage

00:30:10.140 this weekend

00:30:10.640 and and I

00:30:13.500 just felt like

00:30:14.480 I just felt

00:30:18.840 like man I'm

00:30:19.360 just so lucky

00:30:19.880 to be part of

00:30:20.580 a group of

00:30:21.360 people that

00:30:22.620 are so

00:30:23.060 loving

00:30:23.540 you know the

00:30:25.780 people that come

00:30:26.300 out to the

00:30:26.720 shows man

00:30:27.220 especially the

00:30:28.600 you know to

00:30:29.300 to our show

00:30:30.520 to my show

00:30:31.200 to the show

00:30:32.000 to when they

00:30:32.660 come out

00:30:33.140 the staff

00:30:34.640 will constantly

00:30:35.420 say man this

00:30:36.640 is the nicest

00:30:37.100 group of people

00:30:37.680 we've had in a

00:30:38.160 long time

00:30:38.720 and

00:30:40.620 and that's

00:30:43.600 when I just

00:30:44.080 realized that's

00:30:44.740 the most important

00:30:45.340 that's what's just

00:30:45.860 so important to

00:30:46.660 me and that's

00:30:48.000 what makes me

00:30:48.420 that's when I

00:30:48.800 feel my best

00:30:49.600 is you know

00:30:52.740 there's a lot

00:30:53.160 of there's a lot

00:30:53.840 of dandruff in

00:30:54.440 the world

00:30:54.840 but

00:30:56.040 but

00:30:58.420 just focus

00:30:59.480 for you know

00:31:00.120 when I'm

00:31:00.420 focusing on the

00:31:01.000 style baby

00:31:01.600 when I'm

00:31:01.880 focusing on

00:31:02.340 that

00:31:02.580 when I'm

00:31:04.680 focusing on

00:31:05.080 that sweet

00:31:05.720 head piece

00:31:07.420 and I'm not

00:31:07.800 worried about

00:31:08.220 that dirty

00:31:08.680 dandruff

00:31:09.380 you know

00:31:10.520 there's a lot

00:31:11.000 of dandruff

00:31:11.660 in the world

00:31:13.740 but I know

00:31:16.460 but there's a lot

00:31:19.000 of sugar too

00:31:19.700 and I feel

00:31:21.420 better when I've

00:31:22.080 got that sugar

00:31:22.700 on my mind

00:31:23.380 and yeah

00:31:26.500 and just

00:31:26.920 you know

00:31:28.100 I just

00:31:28.440 remember

00:31:28.760 you know

00:31:29.080 it just

00:31:29.480 just thank you

00:31:31.440 guys

00:31:31.660 it's just nice

00:31:32.500 to be reminded

00:31:33.120 of what's

00:31:34.420 important

00:31:34.900 and that is

00:31:36.540 each other

00:31:37.280 and

00:31:39.360 and yeah

00:31:42.640 I'm just

00:31:43.120 I'm just so

00:31:44.240 glad to be here

00:31:45.020 today

00:31:45.680 and I'm glad

00:31:47.280 that

00:31:47.620 that you

00:31:49.980 are here

00:31:50.420 and

00:31:51.580 that we

00:31:52.420 haven't given

00:31:52.820 up on each

00:31:53.340 other

00:31:53.540 bro

00:31:53.820 gang

00:31:54.320 we got

00:31:56.240 some calls

00:31:56.700 that came

00:31:57.040 in man

00:31:57.440 who knows

00:31:57.780 what's

00:31:57.980 going to

00:31:58.120 be in

00:31:58.340 these

00:31:58.520 dirty

00:31:58.780 boxes

00:31:59.260 let's

00:32:00.180 get to

00:32:00.420 a couple

00:32:00.720 right here

00:32:01.440 here we

00:32:02.100 go

00:32:02.940 oh and

00:32:13.580 thank you

00:32:13.920 for that

00:32:14.180 brother

00:32:14.400 Toronto

00:32:14.920 is

00:32:15.260 beautiful

00:32:15.780 and Toronto

00:32:17.080 that kind

00:32:17.500 of plays

00:32:17.940 great

00:32:18.540 posture

00:32:19.060 you see

00:32:20.800 somebody

00:32:21.140 you barely

00:32:21.580 see them

00:32:21.980 because

00:32:22.160 they're

00:32:22.300 such a

00:32:22.640 straight

00:32:23.000 perpendicular

00:32:25.180 you know

00:32:25.620 a straight

00:32:26.260 vertical

00:32:26.860 people

00:32:28.360 constantly

00:32:28.860 there

00:32:29.140 fall

00:32:29.460 directly

00:32:30.220 into

00:32:30.600 potholes

00:32:31.320 because

00:32:32.300 they are

00:32:32.620 so

00:32:32.980 you know

00:32:33.860 somebody

00:32:34.120 has a

00:32:34.400 hurt

00:32:34.640 back

00:32:35.000 or one

00:32:35.260 of their

00:32:35.440 arms

00:32:35.720 out

00:32:35.960 in a

00:32:36.180 weird

00:32:36.360 way

00:32:36.640 they

00:32:36.820 step

00:32:37.780 in

00:32:37.900 a

00:32:38.020 pothole

00:32:38.420 they

00:32:38.820 get

00:32:39.000 caught

00:32:39.300 but

00:32:40.420 with

00:32:40.620 that

00:32:40.800 Toronto

00:32:41.240 posture

00:32:41.740 baby

00:32:42.100 that's

00:32:43.760 disappearing

00:32:44.340 son

00:32:44.820 disappearing

00:32:46.900 right into

00:32:47.380 the dang

00:32:47.760 birdbath

00:32:49.000 of hell

00:32:49.400 baby

00:32:49.680 them

00:32:49.880 potholes

00:32:50.420 them

00:32:50.600 city

00:32:50.960 holes

00:32:51.400 gang

00:32:51.980 brother

00:32:52.220 onward

00:32:52.580 and

00:32:54.040 I

00:32:54.280 have a

00:32:54.480 question

00:32:54.940 we

00:32:56.100 actually

00:32:56.340 saw

00:32:56.660 you

00:32:56.940 in

00:32:57.500 California

00:32:58.000 in

00:32:58.320 July

00:32:58.660 when I

00:32:59.280 proposed

00:32:59.640 and

00:33:00.560 she

00:33:00.940 developed

00:33:01.400 a crush

00:33:02.060 on you

00:33:02.660 and

00:33:03.700 I'm

00:33:03.980 worried

00:33:04.380 that

00:33:04.960 when we

00:33:05.260 see

00:33:05.480 you

00:33:05.760 again

00:33:06.280 for a

00:33:06.980 real

00:33:07.300 lengthy

00:33:08.200 true

00:33:08.940 show

00:33:09.460 the

00:33:10.080 dark

00:33:10.320 arts

00:33:10.580 tour

00:33:10.900 that

00:33:11.800 she's

00:33:12.200 going to

00:33:12.400 fall

00:33:12.620 in love

00:33:12.860 with you

00:33:13.100 for real

00:33:13.560 for real

00:33:14.080 hard

00:33:14.380 and

00:33:15.420 I mean

00:33:16.600 it's a

00:33:17.440 privilege

00:33:17.760 and an

00:33:18.080 honor

00:33:18.240 but

00:33:18.560 I mean

00:33:19.980 I don't

00:33:20.220 know how

00:33:20.500 I'd

00:33:20.680 handle

00:33:20.920 that

00:33:21.260 so

00:33:21.560 if you

00:33:22.100 let me

00:33:22.400 know

00:33:22.660 anyways

00:33:24.200 we'll

00:33:24.580 see you

00:33:24.740 in

00:33:24.800 Toronto

00:33:25.080 on the

00:33:25.300 21st

00:33:25.840 Theo

00:33:26.060 Vaughn

00:33:26.380 take

00:33:26.940 care

00:33:27.160 gang

00:33:28.920 brother

00:33:29.160 and look

00:33:29.440 I'm not

00:33:29.720 responsible

00:33:30.260 if your

00:33:30.580 lady

00:33:30.840 you know

00:33:31.440 you show

00:33:32.320 up

00:33:32.540 with a

00:33:33.860 lady

00:33:34.180 and she

00:33:35.140 leaves

00:33:35.580 and her

00:33:36.760 breasts

00:33:37.580 grow two

00:33:38.100 sizes

00:33:38.560 while she's

00:33:39.020 at the

00:33:39.300 show

00:33:39.540 that's a

00:33:41.340 side

00:33:41.580 effect

00:33:41.920 of seeing

00:33:42.300 pop

00:33:42.680 what I'm

00:33:44.940 going to

00:33:45.080 do

00:33:45.320 you know

00:33:46.900 I can't

00:33:47.340 help it

00:33:47.680 if you

00:33:47.920 bring her

00:33:48.680 to the

00:33:48.980 show

00:33:49.260 y'all

00:33:49.540 leave

00:33:49.840 the

00:33:50.040 show

00:33:50.340 and

00:33:50.720 suddenly

00:33:51.040 she

00:33:51.280 knows

00:33:51.500 a

00:33:51.660 couple

00:33:51.840 new

00:33:52.100 sexual

00:33:52.520 tricks

00:33:53.280 you know

00:33:54.920 y'all

00:33:55.100 go back

00:33:55.520 to the

00:33:55.800 room

00:33:56.080 and she

00:33:56.320 got

00:33:56.500 a wig

00:33:57.000 or something

00:33:57.460 and she

00:33:57.700 got that

00:33:58.180 you know

00:33:58.520 she's got

00:33:59.220 on a

00:33:59.480 four-piece

00:34:00.100 outfit

00:34:00.780 with

00:34:02.620 you know

00:34:03.640 tassels

00:34:04.200 and stuff

00:34:04.660 over the

00:34:05.020 crotch

00:34:05.380 and all

00:34:05.700 look

00:34:06.240 that's a

00:34:07.440 side effect

00:34:08.180 baby

00:34:08.600 the dark

00:34:10.080 arts

00:34:10.420 you got

00:34:10.700 to be

00:34:10.940 careful

00:34:11.240 if you

00:34:11.500 that's

00:34:11.860 the thing

00:34:12.120 if you

00:34:12.360 if you're

00:34:12.740 going to

00:34:12.940 go near

00:34:13.460 a wishing

00:34:14.280 well

00:34:14.620 at night

00:34:15.140 don't

00:34:18.100 be

00:34:18.280 shocked

00:34:18.760 if you

00:34:20.640 wake up

00:34:21.060 with a

00:34:21.340 little

00:34:21.500 something

00:34:21.940 itching

00:34:23.200 in your

00:34:23.520 ass

00:34:23.840 in the

00:34:24.140 morning

00:34:24.400 you feel

00:34:24.820 me

00:34:24.980 bro

00:34:25.220 don't

00:34:26.920 be

00:34:27.100 shocked

00:34:27.440 if you

00:34:27.720 you know

00:34:28.080 your lady

00:34:28.540 you know

00:34:29.600 wakes up

00:34:30.240 knowing how

00:34:31.320 to

00:34:31.500 you know

00:34:33.380 crochet

00:34:33.860 a

00:34:34.580 pentagram

00:34:38.140 do not

00:34:39.480 be

00:34:39.660 shocked

00:34:40.100 it's the

00:34:41.340 dark

00:34:41.600 arts

00:34:41.860 tour

00:34:42.120 man

00:34:42.460 and it's

00:34:44.120 still

00:34:44.400 going

00:34:44.920 dude

00:34:46.560 I think

00:34:46.840 in

00:34:47.060 September

00:34:47.700 October

00:34:48.120 in October

00:34:49.060 I believe

00:34:49.400 it'll be

00:34:49.760 two

00:34:50.440 this tour

00:34:51.440 will be

00:34:51.640 almost

00:34:51.840 two years

00:34:52.220 we're far

00:34:52.560 from there

00:34:52.880 though

00:34:53.160 and there's

00:34:54.060 only a few

00:34:54.540 shows left

00:34:55.060 I keep

00:34:55.380 saying that

00:34:55.980 but

00:34:57.480 but yeah

00:34:59.760 bring your

00:35:00.140 lady out

00:35:00.520 come on

00:35:00.860 out

00:35:01.080 and I'm

00:35:02.160 excited to

00:35:02.600 see you

00:35:02.820 guys

00:35:03.000 and I'll

00:35:03.300 do my

00:35:03.620 best

00:35:03.920 brother

00:35:04.280 to not

00:35:05.200 infiltrate

00:35:06.000 I'll just

00:35:08.800 infiltrate

00:35:09.200 your heart

00:35:09.560 brother

00:35:09.800 and I'll

00:35:10.040 stop right

00:35:10.440 there

00:35:10.780 985-664-9503

00:35:14.880 is the

00:35:15.460 hotline

00:35:15.920 as always

00:35:16.500 let's get

00:35:17.560 to another

00:35:17.960 call or

00:35:18.420 two

00:35:18.740 here we

00:35:20.100 go

00:35:20.620 and what's

00:35:24.280 up

00:35:24.440 Ramsey

00:35:24.880 and that's

00:35:25.160 a name

00:35:25.460 out of

00:35:25.680 the Bible

00:35:26.260 Ramsey

00:35:27.320 or Egypt

00:35:28.140 and basically

00:35:29.680 Egypt was

00:35:30.520 just the

00:35:30.900 Bible

00:35:31.240 on land

00:35:32.000 if you

00:35:33.400 want to

00:35:33.660 look at

00:35:34.000 it like

00:35:34.300 that

00:35:34.640 you know

00:35:35.940 the Middle

00:35:36.340 East

00:35:36.580 they got

00:35:36.880 a lot

00:35:37.140 of

00:35:37.280 sand

00:35:37.560 Christians

00:35:38.000 over

00:35:38.300 there

00:35:38.520 too

00:35:38.820 people

00:35:40.100 think

00:35:40.400 it's

00:35:40.560 just

00:35:40.780 slims

00:35:41.320 over

00:35:41.560 there

00:35:41.900 and

00:35:42.120 and

00:35:43.860 brews

00:35:44.460 bro

00:35:44.720 but it

00:35:45.100 ain't

00:35:45.900 they got

00:35:46.220 a lot

00:35:46.520 of

00:35:46.640 SCs

00:35:47.200 over

00:35:47.340 there

00:35:47.540 baby

00:35:47.760 them

00:35:47.940 sand

00:35:48.220 Christians

00:35:48.640 and that

00:35:50.200 is

00:35:50.420 that's

00:35:51.980 your

00:35:52.100 boy

00:35:52.280 Ramsey

00:35:52.760 is

00:35:52.860 over

00:35:53.000 there

00:35:53.240 hot

00:35:53.520 off

00:35:53.660 the

00:35:53.800 Euphrates

00:35:54.300 dog

00:35:54.780 gang

00:35:55.240 son

00:35:55.640 onward

00:35:56.140 I'm

00:35:57.340 16

00:35:57.820 or

00:35:58.340 when I

00:35:59.320 was 17

00:35:59.720 my mom

00:36:00.160 passed

00:36:00.480 away

00:36:00.860 I

00:36:01.800 didn't

00:36:01.980 really

00:36:02.200 I

00:36:02.360 never

00:36:03.120 met

00:36:03.300 my dad

00:36:03.920 or

00:36:04.080 anything

00:36:04.360 I'm

00:36:05.580 sorry

00:36:05.840 to hear

00:36:06.100 that

00:36:06.320 man

00:36:06.660 I'm

00:36:07.640 sorry

00:36:07.880 to hear

00:36:08.160 that

00:36:08.460 that

00:36:10.480 that

00:36:10.680 happened

00:36:11.000 to you

00:36:11.240 at such

00:36:11.500 a young

00:36:11.820 age

00:36:12.060 brother

00:36:12.340 onward

00:36:12.720 it's

00:36:14.000 been

00:36:14.220 on my

00:36:16.000 own

00:36:16.320 since

00:36:16.660 then

00:36:17.020 and

00:36:18.520 over

00:36:18.880 that

00:36:19.400 period

00:36:19.640 of

00:36:19.800 time

00:36:20.020 I've

00:36:20.200 been

00:36:20.320 able

00:36:20.520 to

00:36:20.780 like

00:36:21.080 you

00:36:22.840 know

00:36:22.980 I've

00:36:23.140 been

00:36:23.260 having

00:36:23.800 some

00:36:24.060 ups

00:36:24.300 and

00:36:24.480 downs

00:36:24.820 you

00:36:25.020 know

00:36:25.280 just

00:36:25.820 because

00:36:26.160 of

00:36:26.300 the

00:36:26.440 instability

00:36:27.120 but

00:36:27.500 you

00:36:27.660 know

00:36:27.860 things

00:36:28.340 have

00:36:28.460 been

00:36:28.540 going

00:36:28.720 on

00:36:28.920 right

00:36:29.160 you

00:36:29.520 know

00:36:29.680 I

00:36:29.960 got

00:36:30.060 a

00:36:30.160 girlfriend

00:36:30.460 that I

00:36:30.800 love

00:36:31.100 and I've

00:36:31.420 got

00:36:31.540 friends

00:36:31.880 around

00:36:32.140 me

00:36:32.360 and it's

00:36:32.620 great

00:36:32.960 it's

00:36:33.260 great

00:36:33.620 but

00:36:34.600 you know

00:36:35.280 that

00:36:35.460 always

00:36:36.120 gives me

00:36:36.580 worry

00:36:36.920 because

00:36:37.280 my

00:36:37.500 entire

00:36:37.980 life

00:36:38.520 I've

00:36:38.940 been

00:36:39.220 dealing

00:36:40.920 with

00:36:41.300 you know

00:36:42.280 an anxiety

00:36:43.020 of something's

00:36:44.260 about to go

00:36:44.900 wrong

00:36:45.240 so yeah

00:36:46.480 I just

00:36:47.100 wanted to know

00:36:47.720 what your

00:36:48.120 thought is

00:36:49.540 on that

00:36:50.000 you know

00:36:50.540 how to

00:36:52.640 keep your

00:36:53.160 mind from

00:36:53.860 telling you

00:36:55.200 everything's

00:36:55.640 about to

00:36:55.980 blow up

00:36:56.480 so

00:36:57.060 just let me

00:36:57.740 know man

00:36:58.140 I appreciate

00:36:59.100 you

00:36:59.360 gang gang

00:36:59.880 gang bro

00:37:01.100 man it's

00:37:03.080 so funny

00:37:03.580 that you

00:37:03.940 that you

00:37:04.820 called

00:37:05.020 and first

00:37:05.300 of all

00:37:05.480 thank you

00:37:05.800 for calling

00:37:06.240 there

00:37:06.460 Ramsey's

00:37:07.020 brother

00:37:07.320 and

00:37:11.240 it's

00:37:13.200 so funny

00:37:13.600 you call

00:37:13.940 and ask

00:37:14.360 about this

00:37:14.760 because this

00:37:15.340 has been

00:37:15.620 on my mind

00:37:16.140 recently

00:37:16.420 I've been

00:37:16.820 realizing

00:37:17.340 that I

00:37:17.760 have

00:37:18.180 you know

00:37:20.300 in

00:37:20.600 you know

00:37:22.540 working

00:37:22.820 and I'm

00:37:23.080 working

00:37:23.240 you know

00:37:23.700 I'm in

00:37:23.940 I don't

00:37:24.440 work in

00:37:25.000 I'm in

00:37:25.600 you know

00:37:26.140 12 step

00:37:26.740 programming

00:37:27.280 I always

00:37:28.340 have to

00:37:28.580 call my

00:37:29.280 you know

00:37:29.720 sponsor

00:37:30.160 my friends

00:37:30.740 and just

00:37:31.480 ask them

00:37:33.100 is everything

00:37:33.480 okay

00:37:33.920 because I

00:37:35.000 don't know

00:37:35.540 there's something

00:37:36.080 inside of me

00:37:36.700 that everything's

00:37:37.580 not going to be

00:37:38.140 okay all the

00:37:39.000 time

00:37:39.300 and that's why

00:37:41.520 I'm always

00:37:41.920 having to do

00:37:42.460 stuff because

00:37:42.980 everything

00:37:43.440 nothing feels

00:37:44.200 stable

00:37:44.700 and so

00:37:47.120 my mind's

00:37:47.820 always like

00:37:48.100 you better

00:37:48.500 you got to

00:37:48.820 do this

00:37:49.120 you got to

00:37:49.360 do this

00:37:49.640 you got to

00:37:49.880 do this

00:37:50.220 because

00:37:50.460 something's

00:37:50.840 not you

00:37:51.260 know

00:37:51.460 so I

00:37:55.100 would just

00:37:55.520 you know

00:37:55.760 what's helped

00:37:56.140 me recently

00:37:56.760 is

00:37:57.480 for me

00:37:59.080 I don't

00:37:59.320 know if

00:37:59.540 this could

00:37:59.820 be work

00:38:00.240 for you

00:38:00.500 but for

00:38:01.220 me what

00:38:01.580 has helped

00:38:01.920 is just

00:38:02.280 asking somebody

00:38:03.380 on a

00:38:04.540 regular

00:38:04.940 basis

00:38:05.660 hey

00:38:07.320 everything's

00:38:07.880 okay right

00:38:08.460 and they

00:38:10.080 just say

00:38:10.460 yeah man

00:38:10.780 everything's

00:38:11.200 okay

00:38:11.520 I say

00:38:13.660 okay

00:38:13.880 because I

00:38:14.080 have this

00:38:14.400 feeling like

00:38:14.840 everything's

00:38:15.220 not okay

00:38:15.780 and it's

00:38:17.940 just been

00:38:18.420 there my

00:38:18.720 whole life

00:38:19.200 and sometimes

00:38:19.600 I don't even

00:38:19.880 realize it

00:38:20.600 I don't even

00:38:22.220 know that

00:38:22.640 this thing

00:38:22.980 was there

00:38:23.460 you know

00:38:25.880 but

00:38:26.100 but I'm

00:38:27.140 here to

00:38:27.400 tell you

00:38:27.720 man I

00:38:28.040 think a

00:38:28.360 lot of

00:38:28.560 that comes

00:38:28.920 from just

00:38:29.320 the

00:38:29.520 like you're

00:38:30.180 saying the

00:38:30.540 instability

00:38:31.120 just the

00:38:31.640 uncertainty

00:38:32.240 that things

00:38:32.780 something's

00:38:33.100 gonna go

00:38:33.420 wrong

00:38:33.900 for me

00:38:34.900 it's not

00:38:35.280 that as

00:38:35.740 much as

00:38:36.160 something is

00:38:36.620 gonna go

00:38:37.020 wrong

00:38:37.580 as much

00:38:39.100 as it

00:38:39.360 is that

00:38:39.920 something has

00:38:42.920 to be done

00:38:43.600 that something

00:38:46.100 is wrong

00:38:46.780 something isn't

00:38:47.580 done

00:38:47.940 something is

00:38:49.480 not okay

00:38:50.100 and

00:38:52.640 and it's

00:38:55.040 really an

00:38:55.420 intense anxiety

00:38:56.300 it's one that's

00:38:56.820 built down

00:38:57.320 into us

00:38:58.060 it's like

00:38:59.500 somebody had a

00:39:00.140 treasure chest

00:39:00.720 but no

00:39:01.100 treasure in it

00:39:01.820 just anxiety

00:39:02.600 and they put

00:39:03.760 that bitch

00:39:04.360 deep in us

00:39:05.180 and one thing

00:39:07.760 that has helped

00:39:08.220 me is

00:39:08.900 is talking

00:39:10.460 to my

00:39:10.700 sponsor

00:39:11.060 talking to

00:39:11.480 my friends

00:39:11.860 and saying

00:39:13.100 hey just

00:39:13.860 tell me that

00:39:14.260 everything is

00:39:14.600 okay you

00:39:15.080 know is

00:39:16.220 everything okay

00:39:16.840 and they'll

00:39:17.140 answer yes

00:39:17.640 sometimes they

00:39:18.140 even get

00:39:18.440 frustrated with

00:39:19.160 it but I

00:39:21.600 need to hear

00:39:22.140 it I just

00:39:22.580 need to hear

00:39:23.020 it on a

00:39:23.340 regular basis

00:39:23.920 that everything

00:39:24.380 is okay

00:39:24.920 because I

00:39:26.140 think as a

00:39:26.560 child just

00:39:27.060 no one told

00:39:27.580 me it was

00:39:28.280 you know when

00:39:30.320 everything felt

00:39:31.020 wrong and

00:39:31.540 everything felt

00:39:32.140 messed up

00:39:32.800 and you

00:39:36.640 know no one

00:39:37.480 ever said hey

00:39:38.620 everything is

00:39:39.140 okay no one

00:39:41.020 ever said

00:39:41.480 it and if

00:39:45.900 you have

00:39:46.200 children look

00:39:46.820 I don't have

00:39:47.280 children you

00:39:48.440 know I don't

00:39:48.740 know what that's

00:39:49.300 like but I

00:39:49.820 do know what

00:39:52.320 it's like to

00:39:52.860 to have been

00:39:53.980 one and I

00:39:54.600 think you

00:39:55.160 know you

00:39:56.800 know it just

00:39:57.280 I think it

00:39:57.840 helps them to

00:39:58.360 hear that

00:39:58.780 sometimes just

00:39:59.560 for no reason

00:40:00.300 at all just

00:40:01.020 you know just

00:40:02.540 hug your kid

00:40:03.340 and just say

00:40:03.900 hey you know

00:40:04.380 everything is

00:40:04.900 okay you know

00:40:05.740 you know you

00:40:10.140 might not think

00:40:10.720 it is or

00:40:11.340 sometimes you

00:40:11.740 may feel like

00:40:12.320 things aren't

00:40:12.780 but I'm just

00:40:13.160 here to remind

00:40:13.800 you that

00:40:14.080 everything is

00:40:14.720 you know I

00:40:15.600 think if they

00:40:16.000 have that voice

00:40:16.580 bouncing around

00:40:17.380 in them that's

00:40:19.860 the sugar baby

00:40:20.440 that's not the

00:40:20.920 dander if you

00:40:21.480 feel me but

00:40:24.660 thanks for that

00:40:25.120 call man and

00:40:25.740 keep your head

00:40:26.160 up out there

00:40:26.760 and gang

00:40:27.860 brother let's

00:40:32.540 hit another call

00:40:33.240 here what's

00:40:33.700 what we got

00:40:34.460 popping off

00:40:35.140 bro as

00:40:35.860 always the

00:40:36.280 hotline

00:40:36.620 985-664-9503

00:40:41.000 thank you

00:40:42.520 thank you

00:40:43.720 oh and

00:40:44.680 don't forget

00:40:45.180 hit the

00:40:45.640 calls with

00:40:46.300 when you

00:40:46.660 how did you

00:40:48.280 practice kissing

00:40:49.040 when you were

00:40:49.460 young did

00:40:51.240 you have you

00:40:51.620 know did

00:40:51.960 you did you

00:40:53.100 bag up your

00:40:53.780 boy with

00:40:55.880 that gender

00:40:56.500 different sandwich

00:40:59.020 sack over his

00:40:59.920 head you know

00:41:01.740 you draw Melanie

00:41:02.600 on the front

00:41:03.240 of that bag

00:41:03.940 and just go

00:41:05.520 to town on

00:41:06.100 your boy what

00:41:06.700 did you do

00:41:07.240 did you

00:41:07.600 practice on a

00:41:08.280 pillow get

00:41:08.840 you a little

00:41:09.200 oyster how'd

00:41:11.140 you do it

00:41:11.580 huh 985-664-9503

00:41:17.780 here we go

00:41:19.660 hey Theo what's

00:41:20.840 up it's me Pat

00:41:21.620 man from Santa

00:41:22.700 Cruz California

00:41:23.440 what's up Pat

00:41:24.880 from Santa

00:41:26.120 Cruz

00:41:27.500 bro imagine how

00:41:29.780 cool it must be

00:41:30.640 to grow up in a

00:41:31.200 place like that

00:41:32.000 a place that

00:41:33.500 have crews in

00:41:34.500 the name of

00:41:35.000 it could you

00:41:37.360 imagine that

00:41:38.320 a place that

00:41:40.220 have crews

00:41:41.860 dude I had

00:41:43.840 some friends

00:41:44.200 from a place

00:41:44.580 called Big

00:41:45.220 Branch that

00:41:46.620 was the name

00:41:47.140 of the place

00:41:47.740 Big Branch

00:41:50.720 so you know

00:41:52.980 what was

00:41:53.280 happening around

00:41:53.960 there boy

00:41:54.780 nothing

00:41:56.960 onward

00:41:58.360 I woke up

00:42:00.420 this morning

00:42:01.080 and thought I

00:42:03.680 was having a

00:42:04.080 heart attack

00:42:04.740 and basically

00:42:07.580 went to the

00:42:11.380 emergency room

00:42:12.280 and they told

00:42:13.200 me I had

00:42:13.580 scoliosis man

00:42:14.760 was I ever

00:42:16.420 relieved to know

00:42:18.160 that I wasn't

00:42:19.660 numbing my

00:42:20.240 chest because

00:42:20.960 my ticker was

00:42:21.700 bad it was

00:42:22.500 basically born

00:42:25.020 with scoliosis

00:42:25.780 man it pinched

00:42:26.680 the nerve and

00:42:27.260 made me feel like

00:42:27.900 I was gonna have

00:42:28.500 a heart attack

00:42:29.020 but I gotta tell

00:42:29.660 you what man

00:42:30.160 you make me laugh

00:42:31.180 all the time

00:42:31.880 caught you in

00:42:33.620 comedy a few

00:42:35.080 months back and

00:42:35.940 dude praise the

00:42:37.240 lord Theo

00:42:37.880 alright man

00:42:39.380 gang bro

00:42:41.540 now scoliosis

00:42:43.000 look I'm glad

00:42:44.000 you're well

00:42:44.500 and you sound

00:42:45.380 if you're well

00:42:47.020 enough to leave

00:42:47.460 a voicemail

00:42:48.000 you're doing

00:42:48.380 alright

00:42:48.820 dude we had

00:42:50.960 a guy when I

00:42:52.420 was growing up

00:42:53.300 and in college

00:42:54.920 he would get

00:42:55.480 all high

00:42:56.100 I mean

00:42:56.700 and by he

00:42:57.740 I mean all

00:42:58.500 of us

00:42:58.980 and we would

00:43:00.580 smoke it all

00:43:01.360 bro we'd

00:43:01.920 smoke whatever

00:43:02.620 that's back

00:43:03.840 when you

00:43:04.260 they didn't

00:43:05.100 have as much

00:43:05.540 weed now

00:43:06.020 they got all

00:43:06.460 kinds of

00:43:06.780 different weed

00:43:07.360 you know

00:43:07.640 they got shit

00:43:08.280 euthanasia

00:43:09.180 is a strand

00:43:09.860 they got

00:43:10.240 left leg

00:43:11.120 they got

00:43:12.040 some shit

00:43:12.560 you know

00:43:13.780 kill your

00:43:15.180 cousin

00:43:15.560 is a new

00:43:16.120 strand

00:43:16.560 like what

00:43:16.940 is that

00:43:17.400 you know

00:43:18.940 I'm trying

00:43:20.260 to have a

00:43:20.620 family reunion

00:43:21.320 and everybody's

00:43:22.100 got two

00:43:22.800 ounces of

00:43:23.320 kill your

00:43:23.720 cuz

00:43:24.160 this isn't

00:43:26.840 gonna end

00:43:27.200 well

00:43:27.540 but

00:43:29.060 this dude

00:43:31.180 would get

00:43:31.460 so high

00:43:31.940 man he

00:43:32.240 had one

00:43:32.500 his mom

00:43:33.080 had one

00:43:33.440 of those

00:43:33.760 throat

00:43:34.180 things

00:43:34.660 she couldn't

00:43:35.540 talk or

00:43:36.000 something

00:43:36.220 or not

00:43:36.500 talk but

00:43:36.980 she'd done

00:43:37.360 so many

00:43:37.700 winston's

00:43:38.300 that she

00:43:38.600 blew her

00:43:39.060 throat

00:43:39.320 out

00:43:39.620 so she

00:43:40.580 had to

00:43:40.760 have that

00:43:41.080 little

00:43:41.380 you know

00:43:42.480 that thing

00:43:43.000 like the

00:43:43.540 um

00:43:44.000 she had to

00:43:45.300 put that

00:43:45.640 thing up

00:43:46.080 to her

00:43:46.420 throat

00:43:46.740 and he

00:43:48.520 got so

00:43:49.020 high that

00:43:49.620 he would

00:43:50.040 have to

00:43:50.280 use that

00:43:50.720 bitch

00:43:50.960 he couldn't

00:43:51.360 talk

00:43:51.740 so he'd

00:43:53.120 get his

00:43:53.380 mom's

00:43:53.680 little case

00:43:54.280 you know

00:43:54.580 when she

00:43:54.860 was asleep

00:43:55.380 he'd get

00:43:55.740 the case

00:43:56.360 and he'd

00:43:57.800 bring that

00:43:58.220 thing with

00:43:58.700 him

00:43:58.840 that little

00:43:59.220 safety case

00:44:00.020 when we

00:44:00.360 would smoke

00:44:00.840 out

00:44:01.180 so we'd

00:44:03.300 be blazed

00:44:04.160 up

00:44:04.520 man

00:44:04.940 I mean

00:44:05.500 higher than

00:44:06.000 the damn

00:44:06.340 Chicago

00:44:06.880 fire

00:44:07.440 and this

00:44:09.120 dude

00:44:09.360 he'd be

00:44:09.620 like

00:44:09.820 let's hit

00:44:11.040 the

00:44:11.300 let's hit

00:44:12.840 the

00:44:13.020 Wendy's

00:44:13.660 that's the

00:44:14.260 only thing

00:44:14.700 he could

00:44:14.980 use

00:44:15.260 was that

00:44:15.560 let's hit

00:44:16.220 the

00:44:16.400 Wendy's

00:44:16.920 so we

00:44:19.500 knew when

00:44:19.780 he opened

00:44:20.080 that case

00:44:20.580 up that

00:44:20.880 he was

00:44:21.140 baked

00:44:21.520 out

00:44:22.320 his

00:44:23.880 Oreos

00:44:24.340 was

00:44:24.560 double

00:44:24.960 stuffed

00:44:25.620 bro

00:44:26.080 oh man

00:44:28.700 I

00:44:29.320 need a

00:44:30.260 ride

00:44:30.540 home

00:44:30.880 he would

00:44:31.220 have to

00:44:31.500 use that

00:44:31.920 little

00:44:32.140 electric

00:44:32.620 thing

00:44:33.040 bro

00:44:33.360 oh

00:44:35.040 shit

00:44:35.640 oh

00:44:36.240 shit

00:44:36.960 but

00:44:39.800 man

00:44:40.780 if you

00:44:41.000 got

00:44:41.140 scoliosis

00:44:41.620 how the

00:44:42.040 hell

00:44:42.180 did it

00:44:42.400 take you

00:44:42.680 so long

00:44:43.060 to recognize

00:44:43.620 it

00:44:43.940 papa

00:44:44.260 that's

00:44:45.380 a

00:44:45.520 children's

00:44:46.020 disease

00:44:46.600 and

00:44:48.980 everybody

00:44:49.300 remembers

00:44:49.960 scoliosis

00:44:50.780 man

00:44:51.340 and

00:44:53.240 everybody

00:44:53.560 had a

00:44:54.040 different

00:44:54.320 you know

00:44:54.660 remember

00:44:55.260 school

00:44:55.760 when you

00:44:56.140 were

00:44:56.300 young

00:44:56.800 you

00:44:58.600 had to

00:44:58.840 go to

00:44:59.100 school

00:44:59.460 because

00:45:01.620 nobody

00:45:03.900 trusted

00:45:04.500 you were

00:45:04.860 just

00:45:05.060 maybe

00:45:05.380 going to

00:45:05.680 be

00:45:05.840 smart

00:45:06.220 and

00:45:09.060 like

00:45:10.900 every

00:45:11.140 four years

00:45:11.820 at school

00:45:12.320 they would

00:45:12.720 take

00:45:12.940 everybody

00:45:13.360 into the

00:45:13.780 cafeteria

00:45:14.220 and take

00:45:14.860 their

00:45:15.060 shirts

00:45:15.380 off

00:45:15.800 and I

00:45:17.480 remember

00:45:17.720 the first

00:45:18.120 time I

00:45:18.500 went

00:45:18.720 I was

00:45:19.000 like

00:45:19.180 damn

00:45:19.520 this

00:45:19.740 some

00:45:19.960 real

00:45:20.340 German

00:45:21.180 type

00:45:21.540 of

00:45:21.700 shit

00:45:22.020 but

00:45:24.800 and

00:45:27.140 they

00:45:27.260 would

00:45:27.360 have

00:45:27.500 you

00:45:27.620 bend

00:45:27.880 forward

00:45:28.400 and

00:45:29.260 show

00:45:29.520 that

00:45:29.740 little

00:45:30.020 back

00:45:30.400 beasy

00:45:30.840 baby

00:45:31.120 that

00:45:31.320 backbone

00:45:31.940 you know

00:45:33.780 you'd have

00:45:34.080 to

00:45:34.200 freaking

00:45:34.480 hit

00:45:34.720 that

00:45:34.960 dolphin

00:45:35.400 bruh

00:45:36.460 and

00:45:38.280 the

00:45:38.460 lady

00:45:38.700 would

00:45:38.900 stand

00:45:39.240 there

00:45:39.720 Miss

00:45:41.180 Wascom

00:45:41.840 or Miss

00:45:42.200 Connaughton

00:45:42.840 or Miss

00:45:43.200 whoever

00:45:43.600 you know

00:45:45.220 Miss

00:45:45.460 Barbara

00:45:46.100 she would

00:45:46.540 stand

00:45:46.880 right

00:45:47.120 there

00:45:47.500 and she

00:45:48.860 would

00:45:49.020 take

00:45:49.200 a

00:45:49.360 marker

00:45:49.740 man

00:45:50.040 she

00:45:50.200 would

00:45:50.340 take

00:45:50.500 a

00:45:50.660 marker

00:45:50.940 and

00:45:51.100 just

00:45:51.260 draw

00:45:51.620 it

00:45:51.740 straight

00:45:51.980 down

00:45:52.220 your

00:45:52.380 back

00:45:52.660 oh

00:45:53.500 he's

00:45:53.760 good

00:45:53.980 this

00:45:54.180 one

00:45:54.340 checks

00:45:54.680 out

00:45:54.960 you know

00:45:56.200 he's

00:45:56.440 straight

00:45:56.720 he could

00:45:56.980 go

00:45:57.260 you know

00:45:57.940 back

00:45:58.180 to

00:45:58.340 learning

00:45:58.720 and then

00:46:00.800 they had

00:46:01.200 like one

00:46:01.720 group

00:46:02.020 I guess

00:46:02.420 if you

00:46:02.660 had

00:46:02.860 scoliosis

00:46:03.680 which I

00:46:05.720 thought

00:46:05.940 it

00:46:06.080 sounded

00:46:06.340 good

00:46:06.800 they're

00:46:08.100 like

00:46:08.260 oh

00:46:08.420 we're

00:46:08.580 gonna

00:46:08.740 see

00:46:08.940 who

00:46:09.100 has

00:46:09.260 scoliosis

00:46:09.840 I'm

00:46:10.120 like

00:46:10.260 oh

00:46:10.440 shit

00:46:10.820 I

00:46:11.900 hope

00:46:12.080 I

00:46:12.240 got

00:46:12.460 it

00:46:12.600 dude

00:46:12.740 I'm

00:46:12.960 sharing

00:46:13.240 a

00:46:13.400 bedroom

00:46:13.620 with

00:46:13.800 my

00:46:13.960 brother

00:46:14.320 you know

00:46:14.680 I'm

00:46:14.840 ready

00:46:15.000 for a

00:46:15.320 life

00:46:15.520 change

00:46:16.020 but

00:46:17.420 but it

00:46:18.600 wasn't

00:46:18.980 it was

00:46:19.200 like your

00:46:19.520 spine

00:46:19.880 had that

00:46:20.280 little

00:46:20.500 hiccup

00:46:20.980 you know

00:46:22.580 your spine

00:46:23.140 got a

00:46:23.420 little

00:46:23.540 wandery

00:46:24.220 in the

00:46:25.400 middle

00:46:25.660 that shit

00:46:26.180 got a

00:46:26.440 little

00:46:26.540 Hansel

00:46:27.020 Hansel

00:46:27.680 Gretel

00:46:28.100 you know

00:46:29.020 your spine

00:46:29.460 kind of

00:46:29.740 went missing

00:46:30.220 on itself

00:46:30.720 a little

00:46:31.120 you know

00:46:32.580 your spine

00:46:32.940 kind of

00:46:33.240 wandered

00:46:33.600 off into

00:46:33.940 the woods

00:46:34.520 over there

00:46:35.040 by one

00:46:36.260 of your

00:46:36.480 you know

00:46:36.900 your spine

00:46:37.780 kind of

00:46:38.080 did a

00:46:38.280 little

00:46:38.460 detour

00:46:39.040 around one

00:46:39.480 of your

00:46:39.700 lungs

00:46:40.120 or something

00:46:40.580 damn

00:46:40.940 and so

00:46:42.820 they do

00:46:43.160 everybody

00:46:43.640 and anybody

00:46:44.200 had that

00:46:44.700 little

00:46:44.980 you know

00:46:46.520 had that

00:46:46.840 HOV lane

00:46:47.720 on their

00:46:48.020 backbone

00:46:48.560 and couldn't

00:46:50.040 you know

00:46:50.340 hit that

00:46:50.720 dolphin

00:46:51.080 they draw

00:46:52.120 the little

00:46:52.460 crook on

00:46:52.960 their back

00:46:53.300 with the

00:46:53.580 marker

00:46:53.840 and put

00:46:54.120 them in

00:46:54.280 that

00:46:54.420 special

00:46:54.740 area

00:46:55.120 I don't

00:46:56.960 know what

00:46:57.200 happened

00:46:57.420 to those

00:46:57.700 kids

00:46:58.020 man

00:46:58.380 and Daniel

00:47:00.660 dude

00:47:00.960 everybody

00:47:01.280 knows

00:47:01.660 Daniel

00:47:02.120 bro

00:47:02.380 he I

00:47:02.800 remember

00:47:03.120 one time

00:47:03.580 he took

00:47:03.920 his shirt

00:47:04.280 off and

00:47:04.620 they had

00:47:04.920 his spine

00:47:05.540 in him

00:47:06.360 it had

00:47:06.660 the damn

00:47:07.160 uh

00:47:08.540 it went

00:47:09.980 in a

00:47:10.240 damn

00:47:10.440 pentagram

00:47:11.040 like

00:47:13.520 well

00:47:14.060 that

00:47:16.420 he

00:47:16.660 couldn't

00:47:17.740 be real

00:47:18.120 healthy

00:47:18.480 so

00:47:20.640 but you

00:47:22.560 know

00:47:22.720 Daniel

00:47:23.140 man

00:47:23.520 he's

00:47:23.860 I'm

00:47:25.260 not

00:47:25.460 shocked

00:47:25.800 he probably

00:47:26.160 shifted

00:47:26.600 his spine

00:47:27.060 into that

00:47:27.400 shape

00:47:27.660 by himself

00:47:28.380 because

00:47:29.960 he's

00:47:30.120 got

00:47:30.240 he makes

00:47:30.620 his own

00:47:30.960 choices

00:47:31.540 man

00:47:33.180 he made

00:47:33.520 his own

00:47:33.840 choices

00:47:34.280 but

00:47:34.740 I'm

00:47:35.160 glad

00:47:35.440 that

00:47:35.620 you

00:47:35.760 I

00:47:36.140 mean

00:47:36.300 if

00:47:36.420 you

00:47:36.520 had

00:47:36.660 a

00:47:36.820 childhood

00:47:37.200 disease

00:47:37.640 this

00:47:37.920 long

00:47:38.300 you

00:47:38.480 I'm

00:47:38.700 glad

00:47:38.860 you're

00:47:39.060 getting

00:47:39.180 on

00:47:39.360 top

00:47:39.640 of

00:47:39.820 it

00:47:40.240 you

00:47:40.540 might

00:47:40.720 want

00:47:40.880 to

00:47:40.940 get

00:47:41.060 also

00:47:41.260 check

00:47:41.600 for

00:47:41.780 them

00:47:42.020 el

00:47:44.040 pollo

00:47:44.420 pox

00:47:44.840 baby

00:47:45.060 them

00:47:45.240 chicken

00:47:45.520 pox

00:47:46.020 and

00:47:46.520 what

00:47:46.760 else

00:47:47.160 oh

00:47:48.020 getting

00:47:48.340 a

00:47:48.640 splinter

00:47:50.600 that's

00:47:51.080 another

00:47:51.280 thing

00:47:51.520 kids

00:47:51.800 hate

00:47:52.100 but

00:47:53.280 I'm

00:47:53.400 glad

00:47:53.580 you're

00:47:53.760 well

00:47:53.920 brother

00:47:54.120 stay

00:47:54.380 safe

00:47:54.740 man

00:47:55.020 I

00:47:56.560 gotta

00:47:56.700 let

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00:47:57.020 know

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00:47:57.300 today's

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00:48:04.020 take

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00:48:05.520 oh

00:48:08.300 wouldn't

00:48:08.800 that be

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00:50:00.640 it's

00:50:01.760 your

00:50:01.860 boy

00:50:02.060 anthony

00:50:02.500 from

00:50:02.780 oc

00:50:03.340 what's

00:50:04.200 up

00:50:04.400 ant

00:50:04.780 down

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00:50:06.160 man

00:50:06.760 and

00:50:07.860 um

00:50:08.340 i bought

00:50:09.600 a

00:50:09.740 i bought

00:50:10.720 a

00:50:10.920 uh

00:50:11.620 i bought

00:50:13.960 some cocaine

00:50:14.520 from a guy

00:50:15.020 down there

00:50:15.360 one time

00:50:15.940 and i

00:50:16.180 don't know

00:50:16.340 what

00:50:16.460 happened

00:50:16.680 to him

00:50:17.020 he did

00:50:17.540 a little

00:50:17.840 bit

00:50:17.960 of

00:50:18.060 pornography

00:50:18.500 and he

00:50:19.020 had

00:50:19.180 every

00:50:19.780 time i

00:50:20.060 saw him

00:50:20.320 he had

00:50:20.540 very

00:50:21.420 drastically

00:50:22.400 um

00:50:23.940 different

00:50:24.860 haircuts

00:50:25.500 onward

00:50:25.920 waiting

00:50:27.420 for you

00:50:27.900 to hit

00:50:28.280 up

00:50:28.480 bray

00:50:28.760 improv

00:50:29.280 though

00:50:29.620 just

00:50:29.940 waiting

00:50:30.300 let us

00:50:31.380 know

00:50:31.580 when you're

00:50:31.860 gonna

00:50:32.080 we're

00:50:32.800 gonna

00:50:32.920 get

00:50:33.120 him

00:50:33.240 to

00:50:33.340 hit

00:50:33.720 her

00:50:33.900 quick

00:50:34.960 question

00:50:35.460 i'll be

00:50:37.200 trying to

00:50:37.840 eat healthy

00:50:38.360 and stuff

00:50:38.860 what are your

00:50:39.860 thoughts on

00:50:40.560 call the

00:50:41.440 sour

00:50:41.640 pizza

00:50:42.100 and that

00:50:43.460 impossible

00:50:44.200 burger

00:50:44.660 i just

00:50:46.220 want to

00:50:46.440 know

00:50:46.640 what a

00:50:47.020 what a

00:50:48.980 guy like

00:50:49.400 you

00:50:49.760 has to

00:50:50.640 say

00:50:50.800 about

00:50:51.040 those

00:50:51.380 items

00:50:51.940 let me

00:50:52.820 yeah

00:50:55.360 thank you

00:50:55.900 for this

00:50:56.300 question

00:50:56.720 there

00:50:57.080 and down

00:50:57.880 near beach

00:50:58.380 side

00:50:58.680 in the

00:50:58.920 oc

00:50:59.280 cauliflower

00:51:03.900 pizza

00:51:04.320 ain't

00:51:04.500 shit

00:51:04.800 man

00:51:04.980 that's

00:51:05.180 pizza

00:51:05.540 it

00:51:07.140 could

00:51:07.240 be

00:51:07.380 anything

00:51:07.640 on

00:51:07.800 pizza

00:51:08.000 you're

00:51:08.120 only

00:51:08.200 getting

00:51:08.380 four

00:51:08.720 pieces

00:51:09.140 of it

00:51:09.460 five

00:51:09.780 pieces

00:51:10.220 you know

00:51:11.480 when i was

00:51:11.840 young

00:51:12.040 they stacked

00:51:12.520 it on

00:51:12.760 there

00:51:12.860 what do you

00:51:13.140 want on

00:51:13.380 the pizza

00:51:13.700 black olives

00:51:14.480 the pizza

00:51:15.260 was so damn

00:51:15.900 black man

00:51:16.500 you didn't even

00:51:16.880 know

00:51:17.220 you might

00:51:18.600 find it

00:51:19.020 in you know

00:51:19.560 at um

00:51:20.240 at essence

00:51:20.840 fest

00:51:21.260 you know

00:51:22.820 they what

00:51:23.220 you want

00:51:23.460 on there

00:51:23.660 sausages

00:51:24.260 2000

00:51:24.980 little

00:51:25.580 sausages

00:51:26.100 now you

00:51:27.440 get a pizza

00:51:27.860 they got

00:51:28.120 nine

00:51:28.520 sausages

00:51:29.040 they set

00:51:30.120 just far

00:51:30.740 enough away

00:51:31.240 from each

00:51:31.680 other

00:51:32.040 so that none

00:51:34.300 of them

00:51:34.480 infringing on

00:51:35.120 the other

00:51:35.400 one's territory

00:51:36.040 they're all

00:51:36.540 in a safe

00:51:37.040 space

00:51:37.600 it's like

00:51:39.500 um

00:51:39.780 everybody gets

00:51:40.360 the same

00:51:40.820 little amount

00:51:41.500 it's like

00:51:41.760 basically that

00:51:42.300 Bernie

00:51:42.560 has that

00:51:43.060 Bernie Sanders

00:51:43.620 style

00:51:44.220 um

00:51:46.560 so I think

00:51:48.420 if you want

00:51:49.000 to eat

00:51:49.220 healthy

00:51:49.520 you got

00:51:49.780 to eat

00:51:49.980 healthy

00:51:50.220 get things

00:51:50.660 that are

00:51:50.880 living

00:51:51.240 man

00:51:51.580 get you

00:51:51.940 a little

00:51:52.200 something

00:51:52.520 get you

00:51:52.900 a little

00:51:53.180 um

00:51:53.600 you know

00:51:55.000 uh

00:51:55.340 have a

00:51:56.880 crab

00:51:57.240 look at

00:51:57.540 a

00:51:57.680 look at

00:51:58.160 a crab

00:51:58.640 bro

00:51:58.900 look at

00:52:01.740 a crab

00:52:02.300 the meat

00:52:04.440 in that

00:52:04.760 thing

00:52:05.060 so fresh

00:52:05.980 so nasty

00:52:06.780 bro

00:52:07.000 so naughty

00:52:07.720 imagine

00:52:10.000 being a

00:52:10.420 crab

00:52:10.820 dude

00:52:11.060 and all

00:52:11.280 you want

00:52:11.540 to do

00:52:11.740 is hug

00:52:12.140 somebody

00:52:12.540 but you

00:52:12.840 got them

00:52:13.180 dangerous

00:52:13.720 ass

00:52:14.100 arms

00:52:14.560 imagine

00:52:18.160 that

00:52:18.600 imagine

00:52:20.940 every night

00:52:21.440 I bet

00:52:21.700 a crab

00:52:22.160 dreams

00:52:22.580 of just

00:52:22.860 having

00:52:23.020 soft

00:52:23.500 arms

00:52:24.140 where he

00:52:25.780 could

00:52:25.920 touch

00:52:26.200 a

00:52:26.360 you know

00:52:26.820 where he

00:52:27.840 could

00:52:28.020 you know

00:52:28.380 stroke

00:52:28.800 a woman's

00:52:29.320 hair

00:52:29.480 without

00:52:29.680 giving

00:52:29.980 her a

00:52:30.260 crew

00:52:30.460 cut

00:52:30.820 or

00:52:31.040 where he

00:52:32.500 could

00:52:32.720 you know

00:52:33.080 you know

00:52:34.580 touch

00:52:34.860 a breast

00:52:35.300 without

00:52:35.520 having

00:52:35.800 to

00:52:35.980 you know

00:52:37.200 do

00:52:37.440 a

00:52:37.640 um

00:52:38.040 an

00:52:39.600 FA

00:52:39.920 kit

00:52:40.160 a

00:52:40.320 first aid

00:52:40.780 kit

00:52:41.100 you know

00:52:43.400 imagine

00:52:43.880 that

00:52:44.160 imagine

00:52:44.520 a crab

00:52:45.020 just wishing

00:52:45.460 he had

00:52:45.720 soft

00:52:46.080 arms

00:52:46.580 and then

00:52:48.860 he wakes

00:52:49.240 up

00:52:49.440 and every

00:52:49.740 time

00:52:50.060 he got

00:52:50.360 those

00:52:50.620 just

00:52:50.900 cold

00:52:51.360 hearted

00:52:51.740 snakes

00:52:52.220 bro

00:52:52.560 them

00:52:53.840 ice

00:52:54.140 cold

00:52:54.600 freaking

00:52:54.960 clip

00:52:55.400 digits

00:52:55.920 he's

00:52:57.280 he's

00:52:57.300 got

00:52:57.480 just

00:52:57.720 carpal

00:52:58.220 tunnel

00:52:58.580 7000

00:53:00.300 every

00:53:01.320 single

00:53:02.320 time

00:53:03.560 what was

00:53:07.020 your question

00:53:07.420 man

00:53:07.660 I can't

00:53:07.900 remember

00:53:08.020 what you

00:53:08.180 were asking

00:53:08.460 about

00:53:08.620 cauliflower

00:53:09.020 pizza

00:53:09.500 uh

00:53:10.460 yeah

00:53:11.560 bro

00:53:11.860 get you

00:53:12.460 something

00:53:12.720 fresh

00:53:13.120 get a

00:53:13.440 greenery

00:53:13.920 get a

00:53:14.820 greenery

00:53:15.260 item

00:53:15.640 get a

00:53:16.780 kale

00:53:17.020 bunch

00:53:17.460 get a

00:53:17.820 broccoli

00:53:18.400 get a

00:53:19.980 little

00:53:20.180 um

00:53:20.740 you know

00:53:22.540 a

00:53:22.900 sweet

00:53:23.980 potato

00:53:24.460 get

00:53:25.920 something

00:53:26.160 for

00:53:26.340 yourself

00:53:26.600 that's

00:53:26.920 good

00:53:27.140 that's

00:53:27.420 fresh

00:53:27.760 man

00:53:28.060 you

00:53:29.260 out

00:53:29.420 here

00:53:29.540 eating

00:53:29.740 pizza

00:53:30.020 impossible

00:53:30.680 burger

00:53:31.160 burger

00:53:32.700 is a

00:53:33.000 nice

00:53:33.220 thing

00:53:33.420 to have

00:53:33.760 maybe

00:53:33.960 twice

00:53:34.320 a

00:53:34.500 week

00:53:34.680 have

00:53:34.920 you

00:53:35.020 a

00:53:35.180 burger

00:53:35.500 but

00:53:36.640 the

00:53:36.800 rest

00:53:37.020 of

00:53:37.120 the

00:53:37.220 time

00:53:37.440 take

00:53:37.640 care

00:53:37.840 of

00:53:37.920 yourself

00:53:38.300 get

00:53:38.980 some

00:53:39.140 things

00:53:39.440 in

00:53:39.620 you

00:53:39.700 I'm

00:53:39.820 having

00:53:39.980 a

00:53:40.140 damn

00:53:40.360 raw

00:53:40.720 organic

00:53:41.580 infused

00:53:42.080 drink

00:53:42.400 right

00:53:42.660 now

00:53:42.980 low

00:53:44.020 electrolytes

00:53:44.680 keep

00:53:44.860 a lot

00:53:45.140 of

00:53:45.280 water

00:53:45.560 in

00:53:45.740 your

00:53:45.860 body

00:53:46.200 it's

00:53:48.020 easy

00:53:48.340 stuff

00:53:48.580 your

00:53:48.740 body's

00:53:49.060 94%

00:53:49.900 water

00:53:50.380 and

00:53:51.740 you

00:53:51.880 out

00:53:52.100 here

00:53:52.260 drinking

00:53:52.660 damn

00:53:53.100 you

00:53:55.220 know

00:53:55.420 you

00:53:55.620 out

00:53:55.800 here

00:53:55.920 drinking

00:53:56.220 code

00:53:57.380 reds

00:53:57.920 mountain

00:53:58.180 dew

00:53:58.520 what

00:54:00.700 get

00:54:01.640 you

00:54:01.740 some

00:54:01.920 water

00:54:02.320 but

00:54:06.780 yeah

00:54:06.920 you

00:54:07.040 gotta

00:54:07.180 stay

00:54:07.380 healthy

00:54:07.620 man

00:54:07.800 get

00:54:07.940 you

00:54:08.020 some

00:54:08.140 stuff

00:54:08.300 that's

00:54:08.500 good

00:54:08.780 what

00:54:09.860 I

00:54:09.980 like

00:54:10.160 to

00:54:10.300 do

00:54:10.440 now

00:54:10.680 get

00:54:10.880 me

00:54:10.980 a

00:54:11.120 peppers

00:54:11.540 get

00:54:12.880 me

00:54:13.000 a

00:54:13.140 different

00:54:13.360 peppers

00:54:13.720 pepper

00:54:14.000 come

00:54:14.220 in

00:54:14.320 different

00:54:14.520 colors

00:54:14.880 if

00:54:15.080 you

00:54:15.140 don't

00:54:15.260 like

00:54:15.420 certain

00:54:15.660 color

00:54:15.920 peppers

00:54:16.240 they

00:54:16.400 make

00:54:16.580 other

00:54:16.780 ones

00:54:17.060 get

00:54:18.260 a

00:54:18.380 red

00:54:18.640 get

00:54:18.820 a

00:54:18.940 green

00:54:19.220 get

00:54:19.440 an

00:54:19.600 orange

00:54:19.860 get

00:54:20.040 a

00:54:20.160 yellow

00:54:20.540 cat

00:54:22.280 them

00:54:22.640 bitches

00:54:23.120 I

00:54:24.780 freaking

00:54:25.160 introduce

00:54:25.660 them

00:54:25.880 bitches

00:54:26.140 to

00:54:26.380 Japan

00:54:26.980 boy

00:54:27.280 I

00:54:27.440 took

00:54:27.600 a

00:54:27.740 knife

00:54:28.000 to

00:54:28.160 them

00:54:28.340 bitches

00:54:28.840 you

00:54:31.120 know

00:54:31.200 I

00:54:31.280 take

00:54:31.440 that

00:54:31.620 manscape

00:54:32.180 trimmer

00:54:32.600 to

00:54:32.700 them

00:54:32.840 bitches

00:54:33.100 and

00:54:36.280 I

00:54:36.400 put

00:54:36.580 me

00:54:36.700 some

00:54:36.920 beef

00:54:37.900 cuts

00:54:38.320 in

00:54:38.480 the

00:54:38.640 skillet

00:54:39.120 and

00:54:40.560 heat

00:54:40.800 me

00:54:40.940 up

00:54:41.100 them

00:54:41.280 BC's

00:54:41.980 baby

00:54:42.280 throw

00:54:43.160 them

00:54:43.340 peppers

00:54:43.700 in

00:54:43.960 let

00:54:44.160 them

00:54:44.360 things

00:54:44.940 meet

00:54:45.180 each

00:54:45.420 other

00:54:45.720 you

00:54:47.300 know

00:54:47.420 get

00:54:47.620 that

00:54:47.800 proverbial

00:54:48.360 that

00:54:48.540 little

00:54:48.760 skillet

00:54:49.260 bang

00:54:49.560 going

00:54:49.960 and

00:54:52.080 then

00:54:52.200 I

00:54:52.320 serve

00:54:52.620 them

00:54:52.720 to

00:54:52.820 myself

00:54:53.240 treat

00:54:53.540 myself

00:54:53.940 right

00:54:54.320 gang

00:54:55.880 let's

00:54:56.120 take

00:54:56.340 another

00:54:56.600 call

00:54:56.960 here

00:54:57.440 the

00:54:58.340 hotline

00:54:58.660 985-664-9503

00:55:02.340 onward

00:55:02.800 oh

00:55:04.100 I gotta

00:55:04.400 I gotta

00:55:04.780 say

00:55:05.000 we

00:55:05.280 we

00:55:05.540 wanna

00:55:05.720 have

00:55:05.920 an

00:55:06.040 illegal

00:55:06.440 alien

00:55:07.400 on

00:55:07.640 the

00:55:07.740 podcast

00:55:08.320 so

00:55:10.540 if

00:55:10.660 you

00:55:10.760 have

00:55:10.900 a

00:55:11.040 friend

00:55:11.440 who

00:55:12.440 is

00:55:13.060 an

00:55:14.720 illegal

00:55:15.080 alien

00:55:15.540 in

00:55:16.360 America

00:55:16.760 illegally

00:55:17.300 we're

00:55:18.220 not

00:55:18.380 trying

00:55:18.580 to

00:55:18.720 out

00:55:19.000 them

00:55:19.140 or

00:55:19.280 get

00:55:19.420 them

00:55:19.520 in

00:55:19.680 any

00:55:19.920 trouble

00:55:20.300 or

00:55:21.140 anything

00:55:21.380 like

00:55:21.680 that

00:55:21.980 we

00:55:22.200 just

00:55:22.340 want

00:55:22.500 to

00:55:22.720 see

00:55:23.220 what

00:55:23.380 their

00:55:23.500 life

00:55:23.740 is

00:55:23.880 like

00:55:24.180 you

00:55:25.240 know

00:55:25.360 so

00:55:25.540 I'm

00:55:25.660 just

00:55:25.840 real

00:55:26.040 curious

00:55:26.480 about

00:55:26.680 what

00:55:26.880 that

00:55:27.040 existence

00:55:27.520 is

00:55:27.840 like

00:55:28.140 here

00:55:28.500 what

00:55:29.580 it's

00:55:29.740 like

00:55:29.900 to

00:55:30.020 just

00:55:30.180 be

00:55:30.320 that

00:55:30.540 DL

00:55:31.000 human

00:55:31.440 you

00:55:32.880 know

00:55:33.000 not

00:55:33.200 to

00:55:33.320 be

00:55:33.420 confused

00:55:33.700 with

00:55:33.860 DL

00:55:34.240 Hughley

00:55:35.040 so

00:55:37.540 if

00:55:37.660 you

00:55:37.760 have

00:55:38.040 somebody

00:55:38.720 like

00:55:38.940 that

00:55:39.080 let

00:55:39.260 us

00:55:39.400 know

00:55:39.520 now

00:55:45.540 real

00:55:45.880 they

00:55:46.240 got

00:55:46.380 to

00:55:46.460 speak

00:55:46.660 good

00:55:46.900 English

00:55:47.180 have

00:55:47.380 a

00:55:47.480 good

00:55:47.660 personality

00:55:48.360 and

00:55:49.920 they

00:55:51.620 came

00:55:51.860 over

00:55:52.060 here

00:55:52.360 illegal

00:55:53.160 into

00:55:55.640 Estados

00:55:56.100 Unidos

00:55:56.480 and

00:55:57.380 yeah

00:55:58.980 I'm

00:55:59.120 just

00:55:59.240 super

00:55:59.480 curious

00:55:59.780 about

00:55:59.940 what

00:56:00.080 that

00:56:00.240 life

00:56:00.540 is

00:56:00.700 like

00:56:01.040 you

00:56:02.480 know

00:56:02.620 just

00:56:02.760 to

00:56:02.860 be

00:56:02.960 on

00:56:03.060 that

00:56:03.200 constant

00:56:03.600 hide

00:56:03.920 and

00:56:04.080 seek

00:56:04.320 or

00:56:05.760 if

00:56:05.880 it's

00:56:06.000 like

00:56:06.180 that

00:56:06.340 at

00:56:06.460 all

00:56:06.760 so

00:56:08.480 gang

00:56:09.000 brother

00:56:09.320 here

00:56:10.520 we

00:56:10.660 go

00:56:10.880 onward

00:56:11.260 wow

00:56:32.720 wow

00:56:34.720 man

00:56:37.320 thank you

00:56:37.800 for calling

00:56:38.400 man

00:56:38.940 that's

00:56:40.720 crazy

00:56:41.380 you're

00:56:43.380 like

00:56:43.500 a

00:56:43.640 Jumanji

00:56:44.220 guy

00:56:44.700 wow

00:56:46.440 boy

00:56:47.460 oh

00:56:49.160 man

00:56:49.460 thank you

00:56:49.820 for calling

00:56:50.180 zookeeper

00:56:50.780 onward

00:56:51.280 and

00:56:52.840 I'm

00:56:53.780 having a

00:56:54.080 hard time

00:56:54.460 finding a

00:56:54.860 place

00:56:55.040 I can

00:56:55.260 stay

00:56:55.700 to make

00:56:56.460 a long

00:56:56.680 story

00:56:56.860 short

00:56:57.120 it's

00:56:57.280 standards

00:56:57.800 I think

00:56:59.160 people

00:56:59.420 got low

00:56:59.840 standards

00:57:00.300 man

00:57:00.560 I've

00:57:00.720 worked

00:57:00.880 for

00:57:01.160 roadside

00:57:02.240 zoos

00:57:02.620 I've

00:57:02.820 worked

00:57:02.960 for

00:57:03.100 big

00:57:03.300 zoos

00:57:03.740 I've

00:57:04.180 kind

00:57:04.400 of

00:57:04.480 done

00:57:04.620 it

00:57:04.740 all

00:57:04.900 in

00:57:05.060 between

00:57:05.340 aquariums

00:57:06.220 trained

00:57:06.820 for

00:57:07.060 movies

00:57:07.460 oh

00:57:08.200 yeah

00:57:08.380 aquarium

00:57:08.860 that

00:57:09.100 wet

00:57:09.440 zoo

00:57:09.780 bro

00:57:10.140 gang

00:57:10.700 rehab

00:57:12.300 rescue

00:57:13.000 but I

00:57:14.500 have a

00:57:14.660 hard time

00:57:15.000 finding a

00:57:15.360 place

00:57:15.560 with good

00:57:15.860 standards

00:57:16.360 oh

00:57:17.040 yeah

00:57:17.300 animal

00:57:18.260 rehab

00:57:18.840 I can't

00:57:19.280 even

00:57:19.420 imagine

00:57:19.820 that

00:57:20.200 you got

00:57:21.080 a couple

00:57:21.380 gophers

00:57:21.920 in there

00:57:22.220 on

00:57:22.360 the

00:57:22.540 lauded

00:57:22.900 or

00:57:23.100 something

00:57:23.400 you know

00:57:24.640 you got

00:57:25.000 maybe

00:57:25.320 you might

00:57:25.620 have a

00:57:25.900 muskrat

00:57:26.440 in there

00:57:26.780 who's been

00:57:27.280 scratching

00:57:27.980 too much

00:57:28.500 musk

00:57:29.040 you feel me

00:57:29.480 he was on

00:57:29.840 the

00:57:29.940 80 milligram

00:57:30.560 oxys

00:57:31.200 bro

00:57:31.480 the emojis

00:57:32.260 gang

00:57:32.700 onward

00:57:33.200 I

00:57:34.320 just think

00:57:34.700 it's a

00:57:35.500 choice

00:57:35.780 to take

00:57:36.140 care of

00:57:36.400 animals

00:57:36.720 and we

00:57:37.000 got to

00:57:37.200 make a

00:57:37.460 choice

00:57:37.680 to do

00:57:37.960 right

00:57:38.160 by them

00:57:38.640 and

00:57:38.960 too often

00:57:40.180 I think

00:57:40.580 mistakes

00:57:41.020 happen

00:57:41.420 and

00:57:41.740 I

00:57:42.400 just think

00:57:42.720 some

00:57:42.960 things

00:57:43.220 need a

00:57:43.480 little

00:57:43.580 more

00:57:43.780 structure

00:57:44.260 a little

00:57:44.560 more

00:57:44.800 rules

00:57:45.180 we need

00:57:45.500 a little

00:57:45.720 more

00:57:46.140 everybody

00:57:47.260 just needs

00:57:47.600 to tighten

00:57:48.000 up

00:57:48.280 you know

00:57:48.520 these animals

00:57:49.000 are at our

00:57:49.460 mercy

00:57:49.780 and

00:57:50.460 so I

00:57:51.740 don't know

00:57:51.960 man

00:57:52.140 I'm just

00:57:52.380 I'm thinking

00:57:52.740 about hanging

00:57:53.240 it up

00:57:53.620 I'm thinking

00:57:54.020 about

00:57:54.360 the only

00:57:55.600 thing I've

00:57:56.180 ever done

00:57:56.500 is construction

00:57:57.020 thinking about

00:57:57.680 going back

00:57:58.040 construction work

00:57:58.900 I just

00:57:59.780 don't know

00:58:00.040 what else

00:58:00.300 to do

00:58:00.560 but I

00:58:00.820 love my

00:58:01.180 animals

00:58:01.560 and I

00:58:01.820 love

00:58:01.960 working

00:58:02.260 with them

00:58:02.560 and

00:58:02.740 it's

00:58:03.600 been a

00:58:03.820 long

00:58:03.980 time

00:58:04.180 to get

00:58:04.480 to where

00:58:04.780 I am

00:58:05.200 and

00:58:05.440 I'd hate

00:58:06.600 to give

00:58:06.880 it up

00:58:07.160 but I

00:58:07.440 just

00:58:07.640 I feel

00:58:08.160 like I'm

00:58:08.560 I'm losing

00:58:09.360 myself

00:58:09.840 I feel

00:58:10.360 like I'm

00:58:10.960 settling

00:58:11.320 with my

00:58:11.780 own morals

00:58:12.380 and my

00:58:12.880 own

00:58:13.000 convictions

00:58:13.460 just to

00:58:14.380 fit in

00:58:14.740 and get

00:58:14.980 along

00:58:15.340 and I

00:58:15.840 don't like

00:58:16.100 that

00:58:16.240 doesn't

00:58:16.480 feel

00:58:16.740 good

00:58:17.000 so

00:58:17.320 again

00:58:17.880 I

00:58:18.000 appreciate

00:58:18.280 what you're

00:58:18.600 doing

00:58:18.760 brother

00:58:19.000 gang

00:58:19.280 gang

00:58:19.620 gang

00:58:20.740 man

00:58:21.120 wow

00:58:21.660 wow

00:58:25.560 man

00:58:26.200 dude

00:58:27.960 I would

00:58:28.200 love

00:58:28.480 for you

00:58:28.720 to get

00:58:29.060 the

00:58:29.240 proper

00:58:30.060 you know

00:58:32.080 me and

00:58:32.460 Brendan

00:58:32.840 Schaub

00:58:33.480 he

00:58:34.140 you know

00:58:34.800 he's from

00:58:35.180 King and

00:58:35.480 the Sting

00:58:35.800 you know

00:58:36.100 him

00:58:36.400 and he's

00:58:37.380 a decent

00:58:37.820 man

00:58:38.340 he has

00:58:38.740 very

00:58:39.180 his hair

00:58:40.040 is very

00:58:40.400 nice

00:58:40.780 he has

00:58:40.960 nice

00:58:41.300 hair

00:58:41.580 and

00:58:41.820 he has

00:58:42.800 jewelry

00:58:44.740 and everything

00:58:45.260 but

00:58:45.540 he

00:58:46.500 and I

00:58:47.580 almost

00:58:47.860 invested

00:58:48.320 in a

00:58:48.640 zoo

00:58:48.800 down

00:58:49.000 there

00:58:49.140 in

00:58:49.320 Sinaloa

00:58:49.840 Sinaloa

00:58:50.560 but

00:58:51.800 anyway

00:58:53.860 some shit

00:58:54.300 went wrong

00:58:54.680 but

00:58:54.920 I would

00:58:57.500 love to

00:58:57.920 see you

00:58:58.180 have your

00:58:58.440 own zoo

00:58:58.940 and have

00:59:01.040 you see

00:59:02.060 you be

00:59:02.660 the example

00:59:03.480 you be

00:59:05.500 the one

00:59:05.840 that does

00:59:06.760 it

00:59:06.960 because

00:59:08.940 that's

00:59:09.260 really

00:59:09.440 where

00:59:09.680 you know

00:59:10.140 change

00:59:10.480 kind of

00:59:10.760 comes

00:59:11.000 from

00:59:11.180 is that

00:59:11.640 it's

00:59:11.840 like

00:59:12.160 yeah

00:59:12.960 nowadays

00:59:13.460 everybody

00:59:13.960 wants

00:59:14.500 you know

00:59:15.380 they had

00:59:15.660 a special

00:59:16.200 on television

00:59:17.080 black sheep

00:59:18.260 not black

00:59:18.840 sheep

00:59:19.120 but

00:59:19.440 black

00:59:21.220 dolphin

00:59:21.720 and they

00:59:23.740 had a

00:59:24.020 killer whale

00:59:24.600 down there

00:59:25.140 in

00:59:25.360 down

00:59:29.100 near

00:59:29.480 San

00:59:29.820 Diego

00:59:30.160 and I

00:59:31.700 guess

00:59:31.860 they had

00:59:32.020 a black

00:59:32.360 dolphin

00:59:32.700 as well

00:59:33.080 and I

00:59:33.320 guess

00:59:33.480 it was

00:59:33.840 I don't

00:59:35.040 know if

00:59:35.220 it was

00:59:35.360 about

00:59:35.540 slavery

00:59:35.860 I don't

00:59:36.080 know what

00:59:36.320 it was

00:59:36.480 about

00:59:36.740 dude

00:59:36.940 you gotta

00:59:37.220 watch

00:59:37.540 it

00:59:37.660 but

00:59:37.920 everybody's

00:59:39.180 like

00:59:39.320 oh

00:59:39.500 they're

00:59:39.680 treating

00:59:39.940 animals

00:59:40.340 bad

00:59:40.700 and

00:59:40.820 they're

00:59:40.960 treating

00:59:41.180 animals

00:59:41.520 like

00:59:41.720 this

00:59:42.120 look

00:59:43.560 it's

00:59:46.780 hard to

00:59:47.140 treat

00:59:47.340 an

00:59:47.500 animal

00:59:47.760 great

00:59:48.220 I

00:59:48.680 think

00:59:49.060 especially

00:59:49.920 with all

00:59:50.360 the laws

00:59:50.940 and everything

00:59:51.480 you know

00:59:53.340 everything

00:59:53.640 keeps getting

00:59:54.240 haywire

00:59:54.700 some lady

00:59:55.260 you know

00:59:55.700 some lady's

00:59:56.260 little son

00:59:56.780 falls in

00:59:57.360 the damn

00:59:57.740 zoo

00:59:58.060 cage

00:59:58.440 and they

00:59:58.840 file the

00:59:59.280 lawsuit

00:59:59.720 well what's

01:00:01.040 your son

01:00:01.460 doing in

01:00:01.960 there

01:00:02.240 how about

01:00:04.240 that

01:00:04.580 so the

01:00:06.720 lawyering

01:00:07.240 and all

01:00:07.540 the legalities

01:00:08.440 ruin a lot

01:00:09.180 of things

01:00:09.660 brother

01:00:09.980 but that's

01:00:11.800 when somebody

01:00:12.200 comes along

01:00:12.680 and says

01:00:12.880 I'm gonna

01:00:13.120 do this

01:00:13.420 the right

01:00:13.900 way

01:00:14.320 and that

01:00:17.840 could be

01:00:18.160 you

01:00:18.420 you know

01:00:19.480 you could

01:00:19.700 have

01:00:19.840 Terrence's

01:00:20.380 little

01:00:20.580 magical

01:00:21.160 zoo

01:00:21.500 at the

01:00:21.860 you know

01:00:23.500 it could

01:00:23.660 be zoo

01:00:24.100 and ice

01:00:24.480 cream

01:00:24.760 or something

01:00:25.220 you know

01:00:26.360 pet you a

01:00:26.860 koala

01:00:27.260 and get

01:00:27.620 a rocky

01:00:28.060 road

01:00:28.500 you know

01:00:30.140 what I'm

01:00:30.360 saying

01:00:30.620 tickle a

01:00:31.180 real Elmo

01:00:31.800 and then get

01:00:32.980 you that

01:00:33.300 mint chocolate

01:00:34.000 chimpanzee

01:00:35.040 you could

01:00:36.020 have

01:00:36.200 you know

01:00:36.760 you could

01:00:36.980 mix and

01:00:37.720 match

01:00:38.140 so I

01:00:39.820 think

01:00:39.980 there's

01:00:40.120 an

01:00:40.240 opportunity

01:00:40.780 there

01:00:41.320 for you

01:00:42.580 to then

01:00:42.940 do

01:00:43.200 something

01:00:43.480 special

01:00:43.960 whenever

01:00:44.340 the

01:00:44.660 you know

01:00:47.680 it's tough

01:00:48.120 though sometimes

01:00:48.560 also when

01:00:49.280 your art

01:00:49.820 or something

01:00:50.220 you really

01:00:50.580 enjoy

01:00:51.140 when it

01:00:51.460 becomes a

01:00:51.980 job

01:00:52.480 at a

01:00:54.340 certain

01:00:54.540 point

01:00:54.840 it does

01:00:55.240 burn

01:00:55.600 you out

01:00:56.180 it burns

01:00:59.080 you out

01:00:59.460 man

01:00:59.760 there's a

01:01:01.340 there's such

01:01:01.760 a balance

01:01:02.240 to everything

01:01:02.840 isn't there

01:01:03.400 man

01:01:06.260 it's

01:01:06.680 when the

01:01:07.340 art

01:01:07.600 becomes such

01:01:08.180 a job

01:01:08.660 it can

01:01:09.280 get

01:01:09.460 burned

01:01:09.780 it can

01:01:10.280 burn

01:01:10.520 you down

01:01:10.980 you know

01:01:13.060 I feel

01:01:13.460 exhausted

01:01:13.960 sometimes

01:01:14.540 from

01:01:14.900 you know

01:01:15.660 work

01:01:15.900 got so

01:01:16.260 busy

01:01:16.580 that sometimes

01:01:16.920 I feel

01:01:17.260 exhausted

01:01:17.840 you know

01:01:22.080 sometimes

01:01:22.340 I feel

01:01:23.060 I need

01:01:24.500 my passion

01:01:25.100 back

01:01:25.560 you get

01:01:27.180 caught up

01:01:27.520 too much

01:01:27.840 in the

01:01:28.080 X's

01:01:28.460 and the

01:01:28.720 O's

01:01:29.180 and you

01:01:30.660 forget

01:01:30.880 the smell

01:01:31.300 of the

01:01:31.560 grass

01:01:32.000 you know

01:01:32.440 and that's

01:01:40.280 I think

01:01:40.600 you know

01:01:41.160 you have

01:01:41.440 to

01:01:41.560 find a

01:01:42.460 way

01:01:42.540 to

01:01:42.640 represent

01:01:43.020 it

01:01:43.200 to

01:01:43.280 yourself

01:01:43.520 or

01:01:43.660 get

01:01:43.860 you

01:01:43.980 a

01:01:44.100 little

01:01:44.220 animal

01:01:44.580 get

01:01:45.600 you a

01:01:45.900 lemur

01:01:46.260 bro

01:01:46.460 get

01:01:46.640 you a

01:01:46.820 little

01:01:46.960 marmoset

01:01:47.720 get

01:01:48.900 you a

01:01:49.140 something

01:01:49.380 dude

01:01:49.580 get

01:01:49.760 you six

01:01:50.180 caterpillars

01:01:50.880 and

01:01:51.080 do

01:01:52.240 something

01:01:52.640 you know

01:01:54.160 get nine

01:01:54.740 crickets

01:01:55.100 and train

01:01:55.600 them bitches

01:01:56.020 to do a

01:01:56.520 stunt

01:01:56.820 you know

01:01:58.460 get a

01:01:58.800 circus

01:01:59.120 mouse

01:01:59.540 dog

01:01:59.840 one

01:02:00.940 quality

01:02:01.360 mouse

01:02:01.700 with a

01:02:02.000 jingle

01:02:02.240 bell

01:02:02.500 on his

01:02:02.800 neck

01:02:03.140 and you

01:02:06.620 out there

01:02:06.940 green

01:02:07.300 milan

01:02:07.800 baby boy

01:02:08.440 and you

01:02:10.440 know what

01:02:10.620 I'm saying

01:02:10.960 dude

01:02:11.480 they used

01:02:11.800 to have

01:02:11.960 a cat

01:02:12.360 circus

01:02:12.660 that parked

01:02:13.140 around here

01:02:13.520 my ex

01:02:13.840 girlfriend

01:02:14.100 was always

01:02:14.540 showing me

01:02:14.960 on the

01:02:15.220 YouTube

01:02:15.660 a cat

01:02:17.000 circus

01:02:17.360 and two

01:02:17.780 of them

01:02:18.080 they finally

01:02:18.840 went on

01:02:19.180 Jimmy

01:02:19.420 Kimmel

01:02:19.780 and didn't

01:02:20.160 do shit

01:02:20.620 and they

01:02:20.840 got fired

01:02:21.400 but

01:02:22.560 they had

01:02:23.440 nine cats

01:02:24.200 living in a

01:02:24.680 purple van

01:02:25.340 doing

01:02:27.040 nothing

01:02:27.520 you know

01:02:30.840 and so

01:02:31.320 anything's

01:02:31.840 possible

01:02:32.340 but I

01:02:34.320 feel you

01:02:34.780 man

01:02:35.040 when it's

01:02:35.740 maybe you

01:02:37.420 just have

01:02:37.640 to step

01:02:37.980 away

01:02:38.340 maybe get

01:02:39.720 you one

01:02:40.120 animal

01:02:40.460 and hit

01:02:40.760 the road

01:02:41.160 with it

01:02:42.120 you know

01:02:43.000 Marcus's

01:02:44.240 special

01:02:44.860 uh

01:02:46.120 Marcus and

01:02:47.760 his special

01:02:48.480 beagle

01:02:49.800 you know

01:02:52.880 the supernatural

01:02:54.360 uh

01:02:55.320 the supernatural

01:02:57.340 aardvark

01:02:58.120 and you

01:02:59.880 know what I'm

01:03:00.160 saying

01:03:00.320 with social

01:03:01.060 media these

01:03:01.580 days you

01:03:01.820 could advertise

01:03:02.260 in a lot

01:03:02.760 of special

01:03:03.160 ways

01:03:03.620 people are

01:03:04.780 doing everything

01:03:05.220 you could go

01:03:05.660 sleep with

01:03:06.240 the um

01:03:06.820 sloth

01:03:08.480 they got

01:03:08.880 sloth

01:03:09.240 sleeping

01:03:09.680 they got

01:03:11.280 sloth

01:03:11.660 sleeping

01:03:12.020 over there

01:03:12.500 and all

01:03:13.840 your valuables

01:03:14.480 are safe

01:03:14.840 because it'll

01:03:15.140 take that

01:03:15.480 thing about

01:03:15.840 eight hours

01:03:16.540 to steal

01:03:16.860 your phone

01:03:17.280 because it's

01:03:17.640 so slow

01:03:18.200 but you

01:03:19.240 could sleep

01:03:19.660 with a sloth

01:03:20.200 you go up

01:03:20.700 in there

01:03:20.960 and they

01:03:21.140 got this

01:03:21.400 little

01:03:21.620 cube of

01:03:22.440 Kyle

01:03:22.700 you and

01:03:23.040 your buddy

01:03:23.420 in there

01:03:23.920 and y'all

01:03:25.480 can sleep

01:03:25.860 with a

01:03:26.100 sloth

01:03:26.400 if you

01:03:26.660 want

01:03:26.820 for 200

01:03:27.420 over there

01:03:28.280 outside of

01:03:28.740 Portland

01:03:29.040 but there's a lot

01:03:30.360 of different

01:03:30.660 opportunities man

01:03:31.480 a lot of

01:03:31.880 ways to

01:03:32.320 to make

01:03:32.940 animalia

01:03:33.620 more

01:03:34.020 comfortable

01:03:35.220 and I think

01:03:37.500 a lot of

01:03:37.880 these things

01:03:38.300 are going

01:03:38.520 to change

01:03:38.960 man go

01:03:39.260 to Texas

01:03:39.780 you do

01:03:40.360 you

01:03:40.580 you meet

01:03:41.600 the right

01:03:41.900 neighbor

01:03:42.200 they'll have

01:03:42.520 a damn

01:03:42.760 tiger

01:03:43.260 in Texas

01:03:44.340 they'll have

01:03:45.580 two white

01:03:46.100 tigers

01:03:46.540 out there

01:03:47.100 there's a lot

01:03:49.120 of different

01:03:49.500 stuff going

01:03:50.100 on

01:03:50.360 but good

01:03:51.580 luck

01:03:51.800 out there

01:03:52.180 daddy

01:03:52.520 and if

01:03:53.900 anybody

01:03:54.140 has any

01:03:54.540 suggestion

01:03:55.020 for the

01:03:55.380 zookeeper

01:03:55.820 to how

01:03:56.240 to stay

01:03:57.340 in the

01:03:57.640 animal

01:03:57.900 game

01:03:58.280 even if

01:03:58.680 you're

01:03:59.100 you know

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01:04:01.320 kind of

01:04:01.540 quacked

01:04:01.900 out

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01:04:07.740 you're

01:04:07.860 quacked

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01:05:42.740 and checking

01:05:43.120 in with

01:05:43.360 somebody else

01:05:43.960 to

01:05:44.340 check in

01:05:44.940 with

01:05:45.060 yourself

01:05:45.460 let's

01:05:47.320 get

01:05:47.440 another

01:05:47.640 call

01:05:47.960 here

01:05:48.240 here

01:05:48.400 we

01:05:48.520 go

01:05:48.880 thank

01:05:49.680 you

01:05:49.800 for

01:05:49.920 supporting

01:05:50.280 and also

01:05:50.600 we got

01:05:50.840 this

01:05:51.020 rat king

01:05:51.480 hitter

01:05:51.760 I'm wearing

01:05:52.100 it right

01:05:52.440 now

01:05:52.760 we got a lot

01:05:53.580 of neat

01:05:53.800 stuff out there

01:05:54.260 rat king

01:05:54.800 t-shirt that I

01:05:56.880 really love

01:05:57.420 that my brother

01:05:58.000 wears a lot

01:05:58.600 I see him

01:05:59.060 wearing on

01:05:59.460 Facebook

01:05:59.820 and it

01:06:00.900 really means

01:06:01.280 a lot

01:06:01.540 to me

01:06:01.740 that he

01:06:01.960 wears

01:06:02.220 and I

01:06:02.460 know he

01:06:02.780 I mean

01:06:03.940 because he's

01:06:04.320 businessman

01:06:04.760 and it's

01:06:07.680 the year of

01:06:08.080 the rat

01:06:08.360 baby

01:06:08.600 you know

01:06:08.820 I'm making

01:06:09.080 that comeback

01:06:09.600 all these

01:06:11.040 clams

01:06:11.480 dude

01:06:11.880 I'll see

01:06:13.220 him in the

01:06:13.580 chowder baby

01:06:14.240 I was

01:06:15.680 raised

01:06:16.320 kissing

01:06:16.980 oysters

01:06:17.440 son

01:06:17.860 let's go

01:06:18.760 yo

01:06:19.500 Theo

01:06:19.820 this is

01:06:20.600 Austin

01:06:21.020 I need

01:06:21.800 some

01:06:22.020 advice

01:06:22.520 every time

01:06:24.560 me and my

01:06:25.040 girl

01:06:25.360 order

01:06:26.040 takeout

01:06:26.720 she finds

01:06:28.960 something wrong

01:06:29.460 with her food

01:06:30.060 whether it's

01:06:30.960 a hair

01:06:31.460 or

01:06:32.340 something

01:06:32.880 doesn't

01:06:33.280 look right

01:06:33.860 and she

01:06:35.220 ends up

01:06:35.700 making me

01:06:36.600 take it

01:06:36.960 back

01:06:37.280 so

01:06:38.480 should I

01:06:51.020 just

01:06:51.480 not

01:06:51.920 feed

01:06:52.300 her

01:06:52.740 let her

01:06:54.580 eat

01:06:54.720 my

01:06:54.940 scraps

01:06:55.580 or

01:06:56.080 do

01:06:56.340 I

01:06:56.660 just

01:06:56.960 eat

01:06:57.220 too

01:06:57.420 fast

01:06:57.880 and

01:06:58.240 miss

01:06:58.580 all the

01:06:59.300 stuff

01:06:59.540 that's

01:06:59.720 in

01:06:59.840 my

01:07:00.020 food

01:07:00.400 man

01:07:01.720 look

01:07:02.100 I think

01:07:03.000 there's

01:07:03.300 nothing

01:07:03.540 I can't

01:07:04.080 stand

01:07:04.340 more

01:07:04.600 than

01:07:04.760 somebody

01:07:05.020 sends

01:07:05.300 their

01:07:05.440 food

01:07:05.600 back

01:07:05.800 all the

01:07:06.080 time

01:07:06.440 unless

01:07:07.940 that

01:07:08.220 thing

01:07:08.480 came

01:07:08.780 with

01:07:08.960 you know

01:07:09.740 I say

01:07:10.160 two hairs

01:07:10.900 or more

01:07:11.480 one hair

01:07:12.940 I'll have

01:07:13.500 it

01:07:13.720 but a

01:07:15.460 sideburn

01:07:16.120 I'm

01:07:16.700 sending

01:07:17.020 that

01:07:17.300 bitch

01:07:17.520 back

01:07:17.920 you know

01:07:19.520 Latondra

01:07:20.160 got one

01:07:20.600 of them

01:07:20.920 Rapunzel

01:07:21.580 braids

01:07:22.020 in there

01:07:22.440 I'm

01:07:22.800 sending

01:07:23.080 that

01:07:23.360 bitch

01:07:23.580 back

01:07:23.960 but

01:07:24.960 one hair

01:07:25.580 two hair

01:07:26.280 red hair

01:07:27.040 blue hair

01:07:27.760 you know

01:07:29.480 somebody

01:07:30.360 drop half

01:07:31.000 an Antifa

01:07:31.580 wig

01:07:31.940 and that

01:07:32.240 thing

01:07:32.440 I'll

01:07:32.660 still

01:07:32.840 have

01:07:33.160 it

01:07:33.260 I'll

01:07:33.480 still

01:07:33.660 have

01:07:33.960 it

01:07:34.220 you know

01:07:35.540 life

01:07:35.900 is

01:07:36.060 life

01:07:36.460 things

01:07:38.160 are

01:07:38.300 going

01:07:38.420 to

01:07:38.520 happen

01:07:38.900 but

01:07:40.580 if

01:07:40.940 you

01:07:41.100 have

01:07:41.260 somebody

01:07:41.520 that's

01:07:41.820 sending

01:07:42.000 food

01:07:42.440 back

01:07:42.880 I'm

01:07:45.260 just

01:07:45.480 saying

01:07:45.780 will

01:07:46.420 they

01:07:46.580 one

01:07:46.780 day

01:07:46.900 just

01:07:47.120 send

01:07:47.340 you

01:07:47.520 back

01:07:47.880 maybe

01:07:50.540 she

01:07:50.720 finds

01:07:50.980 a

01:07:51.100 hair

01:07:51.280 on

01:07:51.440 your

01:07:51.580 shoulder

01:07:52.000 maybe

01:07:53.980 she

01:07:54.160 finds

01:07:54.400 an

01:07:54.560 ingrown

01:07:55.040 hair

01:07:55.340 whose

01:07:55.700 is

01:07:55.920 this

01:07:56.420 huh

01:07:56.920 like

01:07:57.840 that's

01:07:58.120 mine

01:07:58.580 whatever

01:07:59.660 I'm

01:08:00.140 out

01:08:00.440 so

01:08:02.620 you

01:08:02.940 got to

01:08:03.180 think

01:08:03.320 about

01:08:03.600 you

01:08:04.140 got to

01:08:04.380 think

01:08:04.560 about

01:08:04.780 that

01:08:05.000 man

01:08:05.160 I

01:08:05.300 can't

01:08:05.540 stand

01:08:05.800 that

01:08:06.100 for

01:08:07.180 me

01:08:07.320 that's

01:08:07.560 a

01:08:07.700 buzz

01:08:07.960 kill

01:08:08.140 if

01:08:08.260 it

01:08:08.340 happens

01:08:08.560 once

01:08:08.880 in

01:08:09.000 a

01:08:09.100 while

01:08:09.340 if

01:08:09.500 the

01:08:09.580 service

01:08:09.940 is

01:08:10.140 bad

01:08:10.420 or

01:08:10.580 something

01:08:10.920 yeah

01:08:12.880 raisin

01:08:13.180 hell

01:08:13.440 I

01:08:14.440 went

01:08:14.660 over

01:08:14.840 to

01:08:14.940 a

01:08:15.040 pizza

01:08:15.220 place

01:08:15.540 man

01:08:15.800 I

01:08:15.940 swear

01:08:16.320 if

01:08:17.260 I

01:08:17.380 had

01:08:17.500 a

01:08:17.760 bread

01:08:18.060 on

01:08:18.320 me

01:08:18.480 bruh

01:08:18.720 I

01:08:18.780 would

01:08:18.820 have

01:08:18.900 popped

01:08:19.200 off

01:08:19.480 in

01:08:19.600 that

01:08:19.780 much

01:08:20.320 the

01:08:21.300 guy

01:08:21.460 was

01:08:21.640 a

01:08:21.740 complete

01:08:22.180 asshole

01:08:22.680 in

01:08:22.900 there

01:08:23.160 but

01:08:24.960 I

01:08:26.100 let

01:08:26.280 the

01:08:26.460 world

01:08:26.760 do

01:08:26.980 justice

01:08:27.340 to

01:08:27.560 him

01:08:27.820 I

01:08:28.500 don't

01:08:28.620 need

01:08:28.760 to

01:08:28.860 do

01:08:28.980 all

01:08:29.160 that

01:08:29.460 but

01:08:30.480 if

01:08:30.600 you

01:08:30.700 got

01:08:30.840 an

01:08:31.020 incel

01:08:31.560 like

01:08:31.800 that

01:08:32.040 living

01:08:32.300 in

01:08:32.460 your

01:08:32.600 place

01:08:32.940 bruh

01:08:33.300 and

01:08:33.600 sending

01:08:33.860 back

01:08:34.140 decent

01:08:34.560 pies

01:08:35.000 because

01:08:35.280 maybe

01:08:35.560 one

01:08:35.800 of

01:08:35.900 the

01:08:36.020 pepperonis

01:08:36.840 looks

01:08:37.540 like

01:08:37.700 it's

01:08:37.880 winking

01:08:38.200 at

01:08:38.460 her

01:08:38.600 or

01:08:38.740 something

01:08:39.000 or

01:08:39.880 somebody

01:08:40.180 carved

01:08:40.540 a

01:08:40.700 Jesus

01:08:41.000 Christ

01:08:41.440 into

01:08:41.640 the

01:08:41.820 cheese

01:08:42.160 or

01:08:42.320 something

01:08:42.640 gee

01:08:43.120 jeepers

01:08:44.340 bucko

01:08:44.940 you better

01:08:46.700 than that

01:08:47.180 bro

01:08:47.480 but

01:08:48.520 good luck

01:08:48.920 out there

01:08:49.300 man

01:08:49.580 that's

01:08:49.760 all I

01:08:49.980 got

01:08:50.140 for

01:08:50.360 you

01:08:50.520 dude

01:08:50.660 I

01:08:50.780 gotta

01:08:50.940 be

01:08:51.120 honest

01:08:51.440 with

01:08:51.660 you

01:08:51.800 gang

01:08:52.220 what's

01:08:54.760 up

01:08:54.900 Theo

01:08:55.220 this

01:08:56.560 is

01:08:56.700 Max

01:08:57.000 Frost

01:08:57.460 calling

01:08:57.900 in

01:08:58.160 from

01:08:58.420 Sydney

01:08:58.860 Australia

01:08:59.500 oh

01:09:00.620 Max

01:09:01.040 Frost

01:09:01.340 from

01:09:01.520 Australia

01:09:02.000 thank you

01:09:02.400 for

01:09:02.540 calling

01:09:02.780 man

01:09:03.220 and

01:09:04.360 and

01:09:05.700 after

01:09:05.920 all

01:09:06.040 that

01:09:06.180 fire

01:09:06.440 you

01:09:06.600 guys

01:09:06.740 could

01:09:06.900 use

01:09:07.080 Max

01:09:07.420 Frost

01:09:07.860 I

01:09:09.020 mean

01:09:09.120 you're

01:09:09.280 exactly

01:09:09.700 the

01:09:09.940 solution

01:09:10.340 over

01:09:10.600 there

01:09:10.760 I

01:09:10.920 bet

01:09:11.140 man

01:09:11.420 hope

01:09:11.660 everybody's

01:09:12.080 doing

01:09:12.240 well

01:09:12.520 it's

01:09:12.700 crazy

01:09:13.040 like

01:09:13.360 you

01:09:14.440 know

01:09:14.520 we

01:09:14.640 see

01:09:14.820 a

01:09:14.980 million

01:09:15.180 pitchers

01:09:15.580 of

01:09:15.740 koalas

01:09:16.420 you

01:09:17.180 know

01:09:17.320 starving

01:09:17.980 and

01:09:18.380 using

01:09:19.080 water

01:09:19.620 and

01:09:19.860 stuff

01:09:20.200 and

01:09:20.400 then

01:09:20.700 suddenly

01:09:21.300 it's

01:09:22.760 off

01:09:22.900 the

01:09:23.060 radar

01:09:23.320 but

01:09:23.660 but

01:09:25.820 just

01:09:26.020 letting

01:09:26.260 you

01:09:26.360 know

01:09:26.480 man

01:09:26.640 thinking

01:09:26.900 of

01:09:27.080 you

01:09:27.140 hope

01:09:27.260 you

01:09:27.340 guys

01:09:27.480 are

01:09:27.560 doing

01:09:27.700 well

01:09:27.960 gang

01:09:28.280 onward

01:09:28.640 obviously

01:09:31.280 I'm not

01:09:31.700 from

01:09:32.040 Sydney

01:09:32.400 Australia

01:09:32.960 I'm

01:09:34.880 actually

01:09:35.100 from

01:09:35.340 Texas

01:09:35.600 I'm

01:09:35.820 down

01:09:35.980 here

01:09:36.120 right

01:09:36.320 now

01:09:36.500 doing

01:09:36.640 some

01:09:36.840 shows

01:09:37.280 oh

01:09:38.120 you're

01:09:38.280 just

01:09:38.400 a

01:09:38.580 visitor

01:09:38.940 that's

01:09:40.260 called

01:09:40.420 a

01:09:40.580 visitor

01:09:40.860 buddy

01:09:41.240 onward

01:09:42.040 point

01:09:43.800 of the

01:09:43.960 reason

01:09:44.080 I'm

01:09:44.300 calling

01:09:44.600 man

01:09:45.080 is

01:09:45.340 I'm

01:09:46.720 down

01:09:46.920 here

01:09:47.240 and

01:09:47.560 living

01:09:48.540 my

01:09:48.780 life

01:09:49.240 you know

01:09:49.440 I make

01:09:49.660 music

01:09:49.980 and

01:09:50.300 down

01:09:51.140 here

01:09:51.260 playing

01:09:51.500 shows

01:09:52.020 and

01:09:52.160 had

01:09:52.320 a

01:09:52.420 show

01:09:52.580 tonight

01:09:52.840 that

01:09:53.100 I

01:09:53.320 guess

01:09:53.640 was

01:09:54.440 good

01:09:54.780 but

01:09:54.960 I

01:09:55.060 guess

01:09:55.180 I

01:09:55.260 just

01:09:55.400 called

01:09:55.820 in

01:09:56.000 to

01:09:56.140 say

01:09:56.340 like

01:09:58.640 about

01:09:58.760 that

01:09:58.940 voice

01:09:59.280 you

01:09:59.480 talk

01:09:59.720 about

01:10:00.000 where

01:10:00.160 you

01:10:00.280 say

01:10:00.420 like

01:10:00.600 whenever

01:10:00.820 you

01:10:00.960 get

01:10:01.100 off

01:10:01.280 stage

01:10:01.680 it

01:10:01.880 feels

01:10:03.260 like

01:10:03.420 your

01:10:03.560 brain

01:10:03.920 won't

01:10:04.220 allow

01:10:04.680 you

01:10:05.000 to

01:10:05.540 accept

01:10:07.100 that

01:10:07.360 you

01:10:07.460 did

01:10:07.640 a

01:10:07.760 good

01:10:07.880 job

01:10:08.320 there's

01:10:09.840 just

01:10:09.980 something

01:10:10.160 about

01:10:10.320 that

01:10:10.420 I

01:10:10.540 really

01:10:10.720 relate

01:10:11.020 to

01:10:11.160 man

01:10:11.440 and

01:10:11.580 that

01:10:11.680 I

01:10:11.820 wish

01:10:13.560 I

01:10:13.680 could

01:10:13.800 solve

01:10:14.280 you

01:10:15.460 know

01:10:15.660 I

01:10:15.860 hate

01:10:16.140 showing

01:10:18.060 up

01:10:18.260 to

01:10:18.440 do

01:10:18.700 what

01:10:18.960 I

01:10:19.120 came

01:10:19.340 to

01:10:19.480 do

01:10:19.820 and

01:10:20.060 then

01:10:20.300 getting

01:10:20.580 off

01:10:20.820 stage

01:10:21.200 and

01:10:21.360 feeling

01:10:21.620 like

01:10:22.120 like

01:10:24.160 even

01:10:24.380 though

01:10:24.580 I

01:10:24.700 did

01:10:25.060 it

01:10:25.220 it's

01:10:25.440 like

01:10:25.600 I

01:10:25.760 can't

01:10:26.440 allow

01:10:26.920 myself

01:10:27.460 to

01:10:28.920 appreciate

01:10:29.460 that

01:10:30.080 it's

01:10:31.800 happening

01:10:32.200 which

01:10:33.820 is

01:10:33.960 stupid

01:10:34.380 shit

01:10:36.820 man

01:10:37.080 that's

01:10:38.540 it

01:10:38.680 hope

01:10:38.860 you're

01:10:38.980 good

01:10:39.120 bro

01:10:39.280 gang

01:10:39.500 gang

01:10:40.800 bro

01:10:40.940 thank

01:10:41.220 you

01:10:41.300 for

01:10:41.440 calling

01:10:41.660 man

01:10:42.080 yeah

01:10:44.760 man

01:10:45.820 wow

01:10:47.560 bro

01:10:48.140 okay

01:10:50.160 yeah

01:10:53.400 that's

01:10:53.720 you know

01:10:54.240 one of

01:10:54.460 the

01:10:54.560 reasons

01:10:54.840 I mean

01:10:55.260 I've

01:10:55.420 done

01:10:55.560 it

01:10:55.660 my

01:10:55.740 whole

01:10:55.920 life

01:10:56.260 man

01:10:56.540 nothing

01:10:56.880 you know

01:11:00.300 I'll

01:11:00.480 never be

01:11:00.860 good enough

01:11:01.300 for me

01:11:01.740 man

01:11:02.140 and

01:11:07.140 I don't

01:11:07.340 know

01:11:07.460 how that

01:11:07.840 happened

01:11:08.140 to me

01:11:08.520 I don't

01:11:08.780 know

01:11:08.920 how

01:11:09.320 that

01:11:09.920 you know

01:11:15.880 I don't

01:11:16.040 know

01:11:16.140 how that

01:11:16.420 got inside

01:11:16.980 of me

01:11:17.320 but

01:11:19.780 man

01:11:20.080 that's

01:11:20.300 a

01:11:20.460 devilish

01:11:20.900 thing

01:11:21.200 to end

01:11:21.740 up

01:11:21.920 inside

01:11:22.340 of

01:11:22.560 you

01:11:22.760 and

01:11:23.060 I'm

01:11:23.180 not

01:11:23.360 saying

01:11:23.600 that

01:11:23.840 to

01:11:24.280 have

01:11:24.420 any

01:11:24.580 self

01:11:24.840 pity

01:11:25.120 you know

01:11:26.400 I'm

01:11:26.600 at

01:11:26.960 the

01:11:27.100 age

01:11:27.300 now

01:11:27.480 I'm

01:11:27.600 able

01:11:27.760 to

01:11:27.920 recognize

01:11:28.340 it

01:11:28.680 and

01:11:28.860 I

01:11:29.580 can

01:11:29.720 do

01:11:29.860 things

01:11:30.080 to

01:11:30.220 help

01:11:30.380 myself

01:11:30.800 but

01:11:31.160 but

01:11:35.420 you know

01:11:39.620 it gets

01:11:39.940 hard on

01:11:40.280 the podcast

01:11:41.420 sometimes

01:11:41.700 because it's

01:11:42.140 hard for me

01:11:42.420 to reflect

01:11:42.860 on myself

01:11:43.380 without

01:11:43.860 sounding like

01:11:45.220 a cry baby

01:11:45.940 a lot

01:11:46.360 you know

01:11:46.660 I don't

01:11:46.840 want to

01:11:47.000 have

01:11:47.120 self

01:11:47.420 pity

01:11:47.700 but

01:11:50.960 I do

01:11:51.360 want to

01:11:51.600 be able

01:11:51.780 to share

01:11:52.140 what I

01:11:52.540 share

01:11:53.480 things

01:11:53.920 share

01:11:54.300 something

01:11:54.660 if I

01:11:54.960 can

01:11:55.240 you know

01:11:55.760 but no

01:11:58.280 man

01:11:58.480 it's

01:11:58.680 crazy

01:11:59.180 that

01:11:59.420 isn't that

01:12:01.860 crazy

01:12:02.180 that somehow

01:12:02.680 we will

01:12:03.060 never be

01:12:03.460 enough

01:12:03.760 for

01:12:03.920 ourselves

01:12:04.520 man

01:12:08.080 it's

01:12:08.340 such a

01:12:08.880 it's

01:12:10.040 such a

01:12:10.340 handicap

01:12:10.720 isn't it

01:12:11.480 it's

01:12:11.700 such a

01:12:12.180 and it's

01:12:13.520 not true

01:12:13.980 it's

01:12:14.200 not even

01:12:14.540 real

01:12:14.960 I

01:12:16.860 don't

01:12:16.960 know

01:12:17.060 how

01:12:17.160 that

01:12:17.340 engine

01:12:17.660 gets

01:12:17.920 started

01:12:18.320 inside

01:12:18.800 of

01:12:18.980 us

01:12:19.400 I'm

01:12:24.500 trying to

01:12:24.820 think about

01:12:25.260 it and

01:12:25.540 feel about

01:12:26.060 it right

01:12:26.360 now

01:12:26.580 why am

01:12:27.000 I never

01:12:27.340 enough

01:12:27.680 for

01:12:27.840 myself

01:12:28.400 you know

01:12:40.460 I will

01:12:40.760 never be

01:12:41.240 enough

01:12:41.560 for

01:12:41.740 myself

01:12:42.280 why

01:12:45.540 why

01:12:48.880 why

01:12:49.300 why am

01:12:49.780 I never

01:12:50.160 enough

01:12:50.560 for

01:12:50.740 myself

01:12:51.160 man

01:12:51.560 I'm

01:13:00.880 just

01:13:01.020 trying

01:13:01.180 to

01:13:01.300 feel

01:13:01.500 I'm

01:13:01.620 trying

01:13:01.780 to

01:13:02.320 sometimes

01:13:03.240 I can

01:13:03.500 almost

01:13:03.700 feel

01:13:04.020 an answer

01:13:04.460 like

01:13:04.720 inside

01:13:05.100 of me

01:13:05.320 but I

01:13:05.580 don't

01:13:05.720 know

01:13:05.860 what

01:13:05.980 the

01:13:06.100 words

01:13:06.360 are

01:13:06.540 because

01:13:07.060 the

01:13:08.980 feeling

01:13:09.360 hasn't

01:13:09.720 met

01:13:09.940 with

01:13:10.120 my

01:13:10.340 brain

01:13:10.720 exactly

01:13:11.360 so

01:13:15.940 I'm

01:13:16.040 just

01:13:16.160 trying

01:13:16.300 to

01:13:16.420 feel

01:13:16.600 this

01:13:16.800 out

01:13:17.040 you

01:13:17.240 know

01:13:17.380 why

01:13:17.840 yeah

01:13:23.960 how

01:13:24.200 nice

01:13:24.520 it

01:13:24.640 would

01:13:24.760 be

01:13:24.940 to

01:13:25.080 have

01:13:25.260 something

01:13:25.580 inside

01:13:25.960 of

01:13:26.080 myself

01:13:26.380 that's

01:13:26.720 like

01:13:26.880 hey

01:13:27.100 you

01:13:27.260 man

01:13:27.540 great

01:13:27.860 job

01:13:28.420 hey

01:13:29.020 you

01:13:29.180 did

01:13:29.360 great

01:13:29.820 hey

01:13:31.440 you

01:13:31.620 should

01:13:31.760 be

01:13:31.960 proud

01:13:32.320 of

01:13:32.420 yourself

01:13:32.860 hey

01:13:33.480 you

01:13:33.720 should

01:13:34.220 hey

01:13:34.560 man

01:13:34.820 way

01:13:35.000 to

01:13:35.100 go

01:13:35.540 because

01:13:43.740 when

01:13:43.960 you

01:13:44.080 think

01:13:44.320 about

01:13:44.500 it

01:13:44.600 from

01:13:44.720 the

01:13:44.820 out

01:13:45.000 from

01:13:45.160 an

01:13:45.260 outsider's

01:13:45.660 perspective

01:13:45.980 how

01:13:46.260 how

01:13:46.820 sad

01:13:47.240 that

01:13:47.460 somebody's

01:13:47.800 walking

01:13:48.060 around

01:13:48.300 they

01:13:48.540 will

01:13:48.700 never

01:13:49.020 be

01:13:49.240 enough

01:13:49.500 for

01:13:49.660 themselves

01:13:50.140 that

01:13:52.360 their

01:13:52.540 best

01:13:52.940 will

01:13:53.120 never

01:13:53.340 make

01:13:53.580 them

01:13:53.720 feel

01:13:53.920 good

01:13:54.080 it

01:13:54.200 doesn't

01:13:54.440 sound

01:13:54.700 like

01:13:54.960 that

01:13:55.300 it

01:13:56.000 sounds

01:13:56.340 like

01:13:56.500 there's

01:13:56.760 something

01:13:57.020 off

01:13:57.380 there

01:13:57.680 because

01:13:58.120 it's

01:13:58.340 not

01:13:58.520 real

01:13:58.720 it

01:13:59.060 doesn't

01:13:59.360 factually

01:14:00.120 check

01:14:00.480 out

01:14:00.840 you

01:14:06.260 know

01:14:06.380 sometimes

01:14:06.740 I think

01:14:07.120 some

01:14:07.320 of that

01:14:07.520 is the

01:14:07.780 toil

01:14:08.580 of being

01:14:10.820 an

01:14:10.980 artist

01:14:11.220 you

01:14:11.480 know

01:14:11.580 there's

01:14:11.800 something

01:14:12.020 inside

01:14:12.460 of

01:14:12.660 people

01:14:13.000 that

01:14:13.160 want

01:14:13.300 to

01:14:13.420 do

01:14:13.560 art

01:14:13.860 or

01:14:14.000 that

01:14:15.360 you

01:14:15.600 I think

01:14:16.320 you want

01:14:16.700 some

01:14:16.980 of that

01:14:17.380 because

01:14:17.700 it

01:14:17.880 drives

01:14:18.340 you

01:14:18.520 it

01:14:18.700 makes

01:14:18.980 you

01:14:19.340 adjust

01:14:20.740 and

01:14:20.980 change

01:14:21.460 it

01:14:21.640 makes

01:14:21.860 you

01:14:22.260 it

01:14:25.500 makes

01:14:25.760 you

01:14:25.920 keep

01:14:26.180 pressuring

01:14:26.720 to

01:14:26.980 create

01:14:27.420 something

01:14:27.760 good

01:14:28.200 you know

01:14:30.800 you don't

01:14:31.060 want to

01:14:31.340 just play

01:14:31.900 some

01:14:32.200 garbage

01:14:32.700 and be

01:14:33.000 like

01:14:33.120 oh

01:14:33.260 that's

01:14:33.540 great

01:14:33.900 but

01:14:36.360 but I

01:14:36.480 think

01:14:36.660 sometimes

01:14:36.880 for

01:14:37.100 myself

01:14:37.560 that

01:14:37.860 voice

01:14:38.220 is

01:14:38.400 it's

01:14:38.780 in

01:14:38.900 it's

01:14:39.240 everywhere

01:14:39.560 in

01:14:39.920 me

01:14:40.040 that

01:14:40.320 I'm

01:14:41.420 never

01:14:41.660 going

01:14:41.820 to

01:14:41.880 be

01:14:42.020 enough

01:14:42.460 you

01:14:43.460 know

01:14:43.560 I

01:14:43.640 got

01:14:43.760 the

01:14:43.940 legs

01:14:44.220 of a

01:14:44.460 see

01:14:44.580 you

01:14:44.660 ever

01:14:44.780 seen

01:14:45.020 a

01:14:45.160 senior

01:14:45.340 citizen

01:14:45.660 drop

01:14:45.980 their

01:14:46.160 towel

01:14:46.500 on

01:14:46.700 accident

01:14:47.060 and

01:14:47.580 you

01:14:47.680 see

01:14:47.820 their

01:14:47.980 legs

01:14:48.400 that's

01:14:49.840 what

01:14:49.940 I

01:14:50.060 have

01:14:50.280 though

01:14:50.520 I

01:14:51.820 have

01:14:52.000 like

01:14:52.180 those

01:14:52.900 type

01:14:53.120 of

01:14:53.260 legs

01:14:53.520 but

01:14:53.700 if

01:14:53.820 that

01:14:53.960 man

01:14:54.180 was

01:14:54.340 like

01:14:54.500 a

01:14:54.700 striker

01:14:55.240 and

01:14:55.380 like

01:14:55.520 was

01:14:56.060 but

01:15:01.140 strong

01:15:01.700 I

01:15:02.000 have

01:15:02.120 like

01:15:02.260 strong

01:15:02.880 dropped

01:15:03.820 towel

01:15:04.340 senior

01:15:04.720 citizen

01:15:05.060 legs

01:15:05.440 but

01:15:08.820 it's

01:15:09.020 always

01:15:09.240 everything

01:15:09.520 I

01:15:09.700 see

01:15:09.880 by

01:15:10.020 myself

01:15:10.260 it's

01:15:10.440 never

01:15:10.620 enough

01:15:11.080 it's

01:15:12.040 never

01:15:12.180 good

01:15:12.400 enough

01:15:12.820 and

01:15:17.260 I

01:15:17.400 don't

01:15:17.480 know

01:15:17.620 if

01:15:17.740 no

01:15:18.000 I

01:15:18.180 don't

01:15:18.300 think

01:15:18.440 anyone

01:15:18.620 ever

01:15:18.780 told

01:15:18.940 me

01:15:19.040 that

01:15:19.160 I

01:15:19.240 was

01:15:19.380 bad

01:15:19.760 I

01:15:19.940 think

01:15:20.200 just

01:15:20.480 nobody

01:15:20.800 ever

01:15:21.020 told

01:15:21.280 me

01:15:21.420 that

01:15:21.580 I

01:15:21.820 was

01:15:21.980 okay

01:15:22.300 that

01:15:22.540 everything

01:15:22.800 was

01:15:23.000 that

01:15:23.240 it

01:15:23.320 was

01:15:23.440 enough

01:15:23.800 you

01:15:24.000 know

01:15:24.200 oh

01:15:25.280 yeah

01:15:25.580 oh

01:15:26.720 yeah

01:15:26.900 man

01:15:27.120 you're

01:15:27.500 yeah

01:15:28.540 that's

01:15:28.960 good

01:15:29.280 you know

01:15:29.720 okay

01:15:30.180 that's

01:15:30.780 you've

01:15:31.320 been

01:15:31.520 you know

01:15:33.160 and those

01:15:33.440 are things

01:15:33.700 that happen

01:15:33.920 when we're

01:15:34.620 young

01:15:34.940 it has

01:15:35.200 to happen

01:15:35.400 when we're

01:15:35.680 young

01:15:36.000 but when

01:15:36.340 we get

01:15:36.600 old

01:15:37.000 you know

01:15:37.960 we can

01:15:38.140 start to

01:15:38.460 plant some

01:15:38.840 different

01:15:39.100 seeds

01:15:39.460 man

01:15:39.720 to bring

01:15:40.040 this

01:15:40.220 back

01:15:40.560 here

01:15:40.840 you know

01:15:42.840 we can

01:15:43.140 start to

01:15:43.500 do it

01:15:43.760 we can

01:15:43.920 start to

01:15:44.220 recognize

01:15:44.700 it

01:15:45.160 you know

01:15:47.080 and I'm

01:15:47.280 glad you

01:15:47.600 called about

01:15:48.060 this

01:15:48.300 because I

01:15:48.780 think it'll

01:15:49.100 just make

01:15:49.460 me think

01:15:49.820 when I

01:15:50.020 get off

01:15:50.280 stage

01:15:50.640 or when

01:15:50.860 I get

01:15:51.120 done

01:15:51.320 with

01:15:55.580 if you're

01:15:55.960 driving

01:15:56.220 FedEx

01:15:56.860 are you

01:15:57.120 making

01:15:57.420 you know

01:15:59.420 you're

01:15:59.660 doing

01:15:59.860 beef

01:16:00.280 scallions

01:16:00.900 or whatever

01:16:01.320 you're

01:16:01.620 a butcher

01:16:02.020 you're

01:16:02.720 a barber

01:16:03.220 you're

01:16:04.240 doing

01:16:04.400 sideburns

01:16:05.300 or you're

01:16:05.560 doing

01:16:05.780 siding

01:16:06.320 construction

01:16:07.420 it's

01:16:10.880 yes

01:16:11.320 like when

01:16:12.060 you get

01:16:12.380 done

01:16:12.700 it's like

01:16:13.100 you know

01:16:13.460 I did

01:16:13.920 good

01:16:14.320 to remind

01:16:15.140 ourselves

01:16:15.620 you know

01:16:16.620 that we

01:16:16.980 did good

01:16:17.520 if we

01:16:18.760 did

01:16:19.020 if we

01:16:19.340 did try

01:16:19.840 we did

01:16:20.260 try our

01:16:20.600 best

01:16:20.900 you know

01:16:21.300 yeah I

01:16:27.640 don't know

01:16:27.840 man it's

01:16:28.160 really

01:16:28.320 interesting

01:16:28.700 now

01:16:28.980 it's

01:16:29.480 really

01:16:29.680 interesting

01:16:30.080 why

01:16:30.540 somehow

01:16:32.320 we're

01:16:32.560 never

01:16:32.800 enough

01:16:33.160 for

01:16:33.340 ourselves

01:16:33.820 man

01:16:34.140 and I

01:16:36.840 think

01:16:37.000 that's

01:16:37.440 like the

01:16:37.700 core

01:16:38.000 of whatever

01:16:38.420 it is

01:16:38.880 if we

01:16:39.120 could solve

01:16:39.580 that

01:16:40.020 in humans

01:16:41.280 and some

01:16:43.620 of that's

01:16:43.940 always going

01:16:44.360 to be

01:16:44.540 there

01:16:44.760 because

01:16:45.020 there's

01:16:45.320 this

01:16:45.560 you know

01:16:46.100 that's

01:16:46.320 why people

01:16:46.720 look for

01:16:47.220 a higher

01:16:47.540 power

01:16:47.880 that's

01:16:48.140 why people

01:16:48.560 seek

01:16:49.380 that's

01:16:50.020 why people

01:16:50.360 travel

01:16:50.900 that's

01:16:51.160 why people

01:16:51.620 you know

01:16:52.800 start

01:16:53.140 families

01:16:53.660 because they

01:16:54.000 want to

01:16:54.640 they want

01:16:56.080 to

01:16:56.460 fill in

01:16:58.520 because in

01:17:01.840 the end

01:17:02.220 humanity

01:17:02.700 being human

01:17:03.480 it's

01:17:03.820 it's a

01:17:04.460 it's just

01:17:06.220 it's a

01:17:07.220 journey

01:17:07.540 of finding

01:17:08.260 more

01:17:09.620 at least

01:17:12.660 I hope

01:17:13.020 it is

01:17:13.340 for people

01:17:13.840 maybe some

01:17:14.760 people are

01:17:15.120 just perfectly

01:17:15.780 happy and

01:17:16.360 they're already

01:17:16.900 you know

01:17:18.300 they were born

01:17:18.820 on the pinnacle

01:17:19.420 of peace

01:17:20.020 but

01:17:20.660 I think

01:17:21.780 for a lot

01:17:22.220 of us

01:17:22.420 it's trying

01:17:22.900 to find

01:17:23.360 out what's

01:17:24.000 going on

01:17:24.760 how do

01:17:25.160 we

01:17:25.460 what do

01:17:26.940 I do

01:17:27.460 what can

01:17:28.020 I do

01:17:28.600 to feel

01:17:31.280 more

01:17:31.740 to find

01:17:33.020 more

01:17:33.400 to achieve

01:17:35.020 to try

01:17:35.640 to

01:17:35.940 what is

01:17:38.060 here

01:17:38.500 in this

01:17:39.580 world

01:17:39.900 on the

01:17:40.300 outside

01:17:40.640 and on

01:17:41.000 the

01:17:41.140 inside

01:17:41.620 you know

01:17:43.820 where's

01:17:45.340 where's

01:17:45.360 the

01:17:45.480 Mount

01:17:45.680 Everest

01:17:46.060 you know

01:17:46.420 out here

01:17:46.840 outside

01:17:47.220 of me

01:17:47.440 and where's

01:17:47.740 the

01:17:47.840 Mount

01:17:48.000 Everest

01:17:48.200 inside

01:17:48.600 of me

01:17:48.920 where's

01:17:49.260 the

01:17:49.520 where can

01:17:50.960 I go

01:17:51.280 in here

01:17:51.980 because man

01:17:54.000 it gets

01:17:54.240 wild inside

01:17:54.900 of us

01:17:55.160 it's deep

01:17:55.560 in there

01:17:55.980 and it's

01:17:56.420 high

01:17:56.720 and it's

01:17:57.100 far

01:17:57.420 so I

01:17:59.660 think some

01:17:59.920 of that's

01:18:00.160 just the

01:18:00.420 toil of

01:18:00.740 being an

01:18:01.040 artist

01:18:01.320 man

01:18:01.620 and I

01:18:01.840 think

01:18:01.980 some

01:18:02.200 of it

01:18:02.440 is

01:18:02.780 it's a

01:18:06.240 journey

01:18:06.520 that we're

01:18:06.920 on

01:18:07.260 you know

01:18:09.620 and some

01:18:09.920 of it is

01:18:10.280 that we're

01:18:10.520 too hard

01:18:10.940 on ourselves

01:18:11.540 and that

01:18:13.760 we're doing

01:18:14.140 okay

01:18:14.580 you know

01:18:16.080 the best

01:18:16.460 thing

01:18:16.600 sometimes I

01:18:17.020 can say

01:18:17.280 for myself

01:18:17.640 is always

01:18:18.000 just that

01:18:18.280 I tried

01:18:18.620 my best

01:18:19.220 but yeah

01:18:24.160 that's good

01:18:24.700 man I want

01:18:25.060 to think

01:18:25.300 about that

01:18:25.620 more for

01:18:25.980 myself

01:18:26.280 and not

01:18:26.560 think

01:18:26.760 about it

01:18:27.080 I just

01:18:27.300 want to

01:18:27.520 start

01:18:27.680 to behave

01:18:28.140 like it

01:18:28.660 hey man

01:18:29.380 you did

01:18:29.660 a good

01:18:29.920 job

01:18:30.440 oftentimes

01:18:32.540 I don't

01:18:33.040 want to

01:18:33.320 do it

01:18:33.600 because I

01:18:33.960 don't want

01:18:34.180 people to

01:18:34.540 think that

01:18:34.840 I'm full

01:18:35.240 of myself

01:18:35.780 I think

01:18:36.960 sometimes it

01:18:37.400 comes back

01:18:37.820 to I'm

01:18:38.060 worried so

01:18:38.460 much about

01:18:38.800 what other

01:18:39.120 people will

01:18:39.560 think maybe

01:18:40.120 I don't

01:18:41.880 want people

01:18:42.120 to think

01:18:42.420 that I'm

01:18:42.640 so full

01:18:43.060 of myself

01:18:43.560 but thank

01:18:45.720 you for

01:18:45.900 that call

01:18:46.400 man

01:18:46.780 and thank

01:18:47.480 you for

01:18:47.640 that question

01:18:48.220 and keep

01:18:50.460 on playing

01:18:50.880 the hits

01:18:51.360 man

01:18:51.680 we got a

01:18:54.700 Patreon question

01:18:55.440 that came

01:18:55.900 in

01:18:56.900 Tani

01:18:59.500 T-O-N-I

01:19:00.620 could be

01:19:01.720 Tony

01:19:01.980 could be

01:19:02.320 Tani

01:19:02.660 favorite TV

01:19:04.080 show

01:19:04.460 currently

01:19:04.980 I really

01:19:06.280 love the

01:19:06.700 pharmacist

01:19:07.380 on Netflix

01:19:08.180 and I want

01:19:09.680 to see about

01:19:10.120 maybe having

01:19:11.160 that gentleman

01:19:11.540 come in as

01:19:12.040 a guest

01:19:12.480 it's really

01:19:13.380 a great

01:19:13.720 show

01:19:14.060 I really

01:19:14.900 love live

01:19:15.660 PD

01:19:16.100 and if you

01:19:18.060 haven't seen

01:19:18.460 live PD

01:19:19.100 man it's

01:19:19.680 great

01:19:20.000 it's like

01:19:21.040 cops

01:19:21.500 cops actually

01:19:22.400 is really

01:19:23.020 good too

01:19:23.620 it's just

01:19:25.400 like new

01:19:25.860 cops

01:19:26.380 I like

01:19:27.580 Flinttown

01:19:28.440 on Netflix

01:19:29.800 I like

01:19:31.760 what else

01:19:34.060 Jim Gaffigan's

01:19:37.320 was on

01:19:38.460 he has a

01:19:39.320 special on

01:19:39.740 Amazon

01:19:40.100 that's really

01:19:41.060 good

01:19:41.500 and those

01:19:43.000 are things

01:19:43.360 I guess

01:19:43.700 that I'm

01:19:43.920 currently

01:19:44.180 watching

01:19:44.480 there's a

01:19:44.760 new

01:19:44.900 dateline

01:19:45.340 too

01:19:45.500 that's

01:19:45.760 crazy

01:19:46.180 good

01:19:46.420 about

01:19:46.640 some

01:19:47.300 people

01:19:47.520 that have

01:19:47.760 two

01:19:47.940 children

01:19:48.300 that

01:19:48.500 they can't

01:19:49.540 find

01:19:49.860 and it's

01:19:50.200 in Idaho

01:19:50.680 that shit

01:19:52.700 is good

01:19:53.100 and I don't

01:19:54.080 want more

01:19:54.400 people to

01:19:54.800 die in the

01:19:55.300 world

01:19:55.520 but we

01:19:56.900 need some

01:19:57.220 more

01:19:57.400 datelines

01:19:57.980 boy

01:19:58.500 speaking

01:20:03.680 Idaho

01:20:04.040 here's one

01:20:04.640 are California

01:20:05.720 kids that

01:20:06.440 bad

01:20:06.900 does Idaho

01:20:07.720 need to

01:20:08.380 build a

01:20:08.820 wall

01:20:09.160 and that's

01:20:09.580 from Kim

01:20:09.980 Chickens

01:20:10.540 from Patreon

01:20:11.600 you know

01:20:14.340 I don't think

01:20:14.700 California kids

01:20:15.400 are bad

01:20:15.720 man

01:20:15.860 there's bad

01:20:16.540 people everywhere

01:20:17.380 you know

01:20:18.360 there's a lot

01:20:18.760 of great

01:20:19.220 people in

01:20:19.720 California

01:20:20.080 there's a lot

01:20:20.420 of wonderful

01:20:20.800 people

01:20:21.240 I think

01:20:22.060 the taxes

01:20:22.560 are way

01:20:22.960 too high

01:20:23.560 I think

01:20:24.060 that they

01:20:24.480 are too

01:20:25.160 I think

01:20:25.660 that it's

01:20:26.280 too idealistic

01:20:27.700 I think

01:20:29.480 the ideas

01:20:30.280 of a perfect

01:20:31.380 humanity

01:20:32.080 are starting

01:20:34.560 to collide

01:20:35.020 with the

01:20:35.340 realities

01:20:35.960 that

01:20:37.220 we can't

01:20:38.920 do all

01:20:39.400 of this

01:20:39.800 we don't

01:20:40.300 or we

01:20:42.100 just aren't

01:20:42.840 you know

01:20:43.360 it's like

01:20:43.800 I mean

01:20:44.000 the parks

01:20:44.420 are getting

01:20:44.840 busier

01:20:45.260 I was just

01:20:45.720 looking at

01:20:46.580 a park

01:20:46.940 yesterday

01:20:47.240 I was going

01:20:47.600 to look

01:20:47.800 for a park

01:20:48.280 to just

01:20:48.640 chill out

01:20:49.180 and

01:20:49.360 and I

01:20:50.680 went to

01:20:50.940 a park

01:20:51.260 and I'm

01:20:51.460 like

01:20:51.600 man

01:20:51.820 this isn't

01:20:52.160 even a place

01:20:52.480 you can relax

01:20:53.120 anymore

01:20:53.580 you know

01:20:54.720 there's a lot

01:20:56.500 of people

01:20:56.880 who are

01:20:57.280 you know

01:20:58.360 I don't want

01:20:59.240 to just say

01:20:59.600 homeless

01:20:59.900 but not well

01:21:00.700 and people

01:21:01.260 that are doing

01:21:01.700 drugs

01:21:02.200 and I know

01:21:04.080 some of those

01:21:04.500 people are my

01:21:04.960 people

01:21:05.320 I get it

01:21:05.920 bro

01:21:06.160 you know

01:21:07.140 they're rats

01:21:08.080 like me

01:21:08.620 you know

01:21:09.060 but it made

01:21:10.800 me scared

01:21:11.240 to just want

01:21:11.720 to take a nap

01:21:12.380 in the park

01:21:12.920 because

01:21:13.500 I don't

01:21:14.660 want to get

01:21:15.040 killed

01:21:15.360 during a

01:21:15.760 sleeping

01:21:16.080 so

01:21:18.200 so I think

01:21:21.440 you have

01:21:21.620 some of

01:21:21.940 that shit

01:21:22.460 I think

01:21:23.840 you got

01:21:24.120 more of

01:21:24.420 a soft

01:21:24.840 batch

01:21:25.360 overall

01:21:27.040 you know

01:21:28.660 and I put

01:21:29.020 that up

01:21:29.320 you go

01:21:29.560 SEC

01:21:29.960 against

01:21:30.360 the

01:21:30.540 Pac-10

01:21:31.060 dude

01:21:31.340 Pac-12

01:21:32.000 Pac-20

01:21:32.700 pack it

01:21:33.160 up as

01:21:33.420 much as

01:21:33.760 you want

01:21:34.200 they'll

01:21:35.120 never

01:21:35.380 take

01:21:35.640 the

01:21:35.780 SEC

01:21:36.100 man

01:21:36.600 but I

01:21:39.820 just think

01:21:40.100 some of

01:21:40.380 it's

01:21:40.600 city

01:21:40.840 living

01:21:41.160 is

01:21:41.360 different

01:21:41.720 so I

01:21:42.340 think

01:21:42.500 maybe

01:21:42.700 Los

01:21:43.120 Angeles

01:21:43.560 is

01:21:45.160 it's

01:21:46.200 just a

01:21:46.480 tough

01:21:46.680 place

01:21:46.940 it seems

01:21:47.260 like

01:21:47.400 to raise

01:21:47.820 kids

01:21:48.180 to have

01:21:48.620 you know

01:21:49.820 every

01:21:50.120 street

01:21:50.800 is a

01:21:51.160 busy

01:21:51.400 street

01:21:51.720 there's

01:21:52.000 no

01:21:52.280 space

01:21:52.900 for a

01:21:53.280 child's

01:21:53.800 imagination

01:21:54.460 I don't

01:21:54.840 feel like

01:21:55.420 you know

01:21:57.140 a child

01:21:57.560 needs to

01:21:57.820 be able

01:21:57.980 to look

01:21:58.280 out

01:21:58.480 at some

01:21:58.740 space

01:21:59.180 and be

01:21:59.400 like

01:21:59.540 oh

01:21:59.680 what

01:21:59.880 could

01:22:00.040 happen

01:22:00.320 here

01:22:00.740 so it's

01:22:04.660 probably

01:22:04.840 a great

01:22:05.140 place

01:22:05.360 to raise

01:22:05.700 an

01:22:05.840 accountant

01:22:06.180 but

01:22:08.160 is it

01:22:09.040 a great

01:22:09.320 place

01:22:09.540 to raise

01:22:09.920 somebody

01:22:10.220 with a

01:22:10.700 wild

01:22:11.020 imagination

01:22:11.500 I don't

01:22:12.720 know

01:22:12.960 I don't

01:22:14.660 think it

01:22:14.920 would be

01:22:15.120 my

01:22:15.360 ideal

01:22:15.900 place

01:22:16.500 gang

01:22:17.700 let's

01:22:21.120 take

01:22:21.420 I think

01:22:23.400 we did

01:22:23.700 good

01:22:23.940 today

01:22:24.320 I think

01:22:27.260 we did

01:22:27.600 good

01:22:27.980 oh well

01:22:28.800 here's one

01:22:29.180 right here

01:22:29.580 actually

01:22:29.860 one more

01:22:30.200 patron

01:22:30.560 from

01:22:31.100 Cigar

01:22:31.700 Ja

01:22:32.080 J-H-A

01:22:33.180 Theo

01:22:34.520 what's the

01:22:34.840 best part

01:22:35.220 about

01:22:35.420 spring

01:22:36.060 gang

01:22:37.340 gang

01:22:37.700 I think

01:22:42.280 the best

01:22:42.580 part about

01:22:42.900 spring

01:22:43.280 is it's

01:22:43.780 kind of

01:22:44.180 a reminder

01:22:44.600 of what

01:22:44.880 every day

01:22:45.320 is

01:22:45.660 you know

01:22:45.880 every day

01:22:46.240 is a

01:22:46.500 new

01:22:46.660 chance

01:22:47.200 it's

01:22:48.680 that

01:22:48.860 you know

01:22:49.940 every day

01:22:50.360 is a

01:22:50.680 silver

01:22:50.920 medal

01:22:51.260 you know

01:22:51.600 every day

01:22:52.040 is saying

01:22:52.460 hey

01:22:52.740 if you

01:22:54.720 didn't

01:22:55.040 if it

01:22:55.380 didn't

01:22:55.640 happen

01:22:55.920 yesterday

01:22:56.260 if you

01:22:56.540 didn't

01:22:56.800 do it

01:22:57.080 right

01:22:57.340 if you

01:22:57.600 didn't

01:22:58.080 do it

01:22:59.200 as well

01:22:59.540 as you

01:22:59.800 wanted

01:23:00.040 to

01:23:00.400 it's

01:23:02.120 really

01:23:02.300 a

01:23:02.460 real

01:23:02.600 soft

01:23:03.100 way

01:23:03.360 of

01:23:03.500 saying

01:23:03.680 here's

01:23:03.940 another

01:23:04.220 opportunity

01:23:04.920 you know

01:23:07.420 here's

01:23:07.620 another

01:23:07.900 shot

01:23:08.260 today

01:23:08.480 and it

01:23:08.700 really

01:23:08.900 the way

01:23:09.600 that the

01:23:09.940 world

01:23:10.540 even presents

01:23:11.400 a day

01:23:11.800 to you

01:23:12.160 is really

01:23:12.560 so beautiful

01:23:13.240 you know

01:23:13.700 slow

01:23:14.680 sunrise

01:23:15.360 the light

01:23:15.820 slowly

01:23:16.400 gathers

01:23:17.000 wouldn't

01:23:18.900 it be

01:23:19.080 crazy

01:23:19.360 if just

01:23:19.660 bam

01:23:20.120 they cut

01:23:20.500 it on

01:23:20.800 it was

01:23:21.000 fluorescent

01:23:21.540 as fuck

01:23:22.280 it just

01:23:23.680 felt like

01:23:24.080 an ICU

01:23:24.700 or something

01:23:25.320 just

01:23:25.640 that would

01:23:26.360 be so

01:23:26.660 drastic

01:23:27.160 but the

01:23:29.340 way that

01:23:29.720 nature

01:23:30.000 says

01:23:30.360 hey

01:23:30.720 I'm

01:23:33.540 here

01:23:33.820 you're

01:23:34.120 here

01:23:34.400 let's

01:23:34.660 see

01:23:34.760 what we

01:23:35.040 could

01:23:35.180 do

01:23:35.500 the

01:23:38.840 way that

01:23:39.120 nature

01:23:39.360 does

01:23:39.600 that

01:23:39.720 with

01:23:39.860 just

01:23:40.160 a

01:23:40.340 day

01:23:40.720 I

01:23:40.920 think

01:23:41.080 is

01:23:41.220 beautiful

01:23:41.540 and

01:23:41.740 spring

01:23:42.040 I

01:23:42.220 think

01:23:42.400 is

01:23:42.540 like

01:23:42.780 that

01:23:43.180 and I

01:23:46.240 do

01:23:46.360 think

01:23:46.560 there's

01:23:46.720 some

01:23:46.860 value

01:23:47.100 to

01:23:47.240 live

01:23:47.360 in a

01:23:47.520 place

01:23:47.720 that

01:23:47.840 where

01:23:47.920 you

01:23:48.000 have

01:23:48.140 four

01:23:48.400 seasons

01:23:48.780 because

01:23:49.020 you

01:23:49.220 remember

01:23:50.140 that

01:23:50.320 you're

01:23:50.460 part

01:23:50.680 of

01:23:50.820 earth

01:23:51.120 you're

01:23:51.320 part

01:23:51.540 of

01:23:51.660 life

01:23:54.060 whereas

01:23:55.460 sometimes

01:23:55.860 in

01:23:56.060 California

01:23:56.540 it's

01:23:56.740 just

01:23:56.860 the

01:23:57.020 same

01:23:57.260 day

01:23:57.460 forever

01:23:57.880 it

01:23:59.920 just

01:24:00.100 never

01:24:00.400 ends

01:24:00.820 man

01:24:01.180 so

01:24:05.380 I

01:24:05.560 think

01:24:05.700 the

01:24:05.840 best

01:24:06.060 part

01:24:06.240 about

01:24:06.440 spring

01:24:06.880 is

01:24:07.080 just

01:24:07.240 a

01:24:07.440 chance

01:24:07.760 to

01:24:07.900 put

01:24:08.060 something

01:24:08.320 new

01:24:08.500 in

01:24:08.620 the

01:24:08.740 ground

01:24:09.080 you

01:24:09.300 know

01:24:09.540 to

01:24:11.140 try

01:24:11.420 something

01:24:11.760 different

01:24:12.380 you

01:24:15.240 know

01:24:15.340 it's

01:24:15.480 crazy

01:24:15.900 all the

01:24:16.320 things

01:24:16.520 sometimes

01:24:16.880 that I

01:24:17.200 feel

01:24:17.640 like

01:24:18.080 I've

01:24:18.400 recently

01:24:18.660 have

01:24:18.880 been

01:24:19.060 feeling

01:24:19.600 that

01:24:20.100 the

01:24:21.700 things

01:24:22.040 that

01:24:22.240 I

01:24:22.600 it's

01:24:25.800 crazy

01:24:26.040 somehow

01:24:26.360 the

01:24:26.620 things

01:24:26.900 that I

01:24:27.180 fear

01:24:27.560 the

01:24:27.780 most

01:24:28.280 are

01:24:30.280 sometimes

01:24:30.620 recently

01:24:31.020 the things

01:24:31.320 that are

01:24:31.480 starting to tempt

01:24:32.060 me the

01:24:32.360 most

01:24:32.620 like what

01:24:33.000 if I

01:24:33.240 just

01:24:33.460 did

01:24:33.800 those

01:24:34.080 things

01:24:34.520 you

01:24:36.460 know

01:24:36.580 what

01:24:36.760 if

01:24:36.900 I

01:24:37.040 just

01:24:37.320 got

01:24:38.040 me

01:24:38.200 a

01:24:38.340 house

01:24:38.700 or

01:24:38.860 got

01:24:39.100 me

01:24:39.260 a

01:24:39.420 wife

01:24:39.740 or

01:24:39.920 got

01:24:40.160 me

01:24:40.360 a

01:24:40.640 or

01:24:41.420 not

01:24:41.580 got

01:24:41.900 me

01:24:42.060 one

01:24:42.260 you

01:24:42.400 got

01:24:42.520 to

01:24:42.620 really

01:24:42.880 have

01:24:43.100 love

01:24:43.400 and

01:24:43.500 everything

01:24:43.740 but

01:24:44.040 you

01:24:44.560 know

01:24:44.800 got

01:24:45.460 me

01:24:45.620 a

01:24:45.780 dog

01:24:46.200 what

01:24:47.040 if

01:24:47.160 I

01:24:47.280 did

01:24:47.520 all

01:24:47.700 those

01:24:47.900 things

01:24:48.380 I

01:24:50.620 don't

01:24:50.760 know

01:24:50.920 I

01:24:51.100 don't

01:24:51.400 want

01:24:51.560 to let

01:24:51.780 my

01:24:51.940 life

01:24:52.200 just

01:24:52.420 pass

01:24:52.740 by

01:24:53.040 me

01:24:53.260 just

01:24:53.480 being

01:24:53.720 in

01:24:53.860 this

01:24:54.040 fear

01:24:54.320 state

01:24:54.720 or

01:24:54.900 this

01:24:55.120 place

01:24:55.520 of

01:24:55.660 indecision

01:24:56.300 sometimes

01:24:58.140 I

01:24:58.360 feel

01:24:58.520 like

01:24:58.680 the

01:24:58.860 best

01:24:59.340 feelings

01:25:00.380 I

01:25:00.580 could

01:25:00.720 have

01:25:01.180 are

01:25:02.220 right

01:25:02.500 on

01:25:02.640 the

01:25:02.760 other

01:25:02.960 side

01:25:03.300 of

01:25:03.400 my

01:25:03.560 fears

01:25:03.900 you

01:25:04.080 know

01:25:04.320 and

01:25:07.600 that's

01:25:07.840 wild

01:25:08.140 man

01:25:08.560 that's

01:25:09.580 wild

01:25:09.780 but

01:25:09.920 what

01:25:10.020 do

01:25:10.100 I

01:25:10.240 know

01:25:10.420 dude

01:25:10.620 I

01:25:10.700 don't

01:25:10.800 know

01:25:10.900 anything

01:25:11.280 and

01:25:12.640 that

01:25:12.960 that

01:25:14.880 is

01:25:15.040 the

01:25:15.200 fact

01:25:15.600 I'm

01:25:16.140 going

01:25:16.200 to

01:25:16.260 probably

01:25:16.440 call

01:25:16.640 better

01:25:16.880 help

01:25:17.120 look

01:25:18.580 I

01:25:18.720 love

01:25:18.900 you

01:25:19.040 guys

01:25:19.320 and

01:25:19.460 I

01:25:19.560 appreciate

01:25:19.860 you

01:25:20.300 and

01:25:21.040 thank

01:25:21.780 you

01:25:21.880 for

01:25:21.980 being

01:25:22.140 a

01:25:22.260 part

01:25:22.400 of

01:25:22.500 this

01:25:22.660 past

01:25:25.120 and

01:25:25.640 we

01:25:25.760 do

01:25:25.900 have

01:25:26.020 exciting

01:25:26.440 plans

01:25:26.980 to do

01:25:27.200 some

01:25:27.380 unique

01:25:27.660 things

01:25:27.920 for

01:25:28.060 people

01:25:28.320 this

01:25:28.580 year

01:25:28.880 and

01:25:29.560 be

01:25:29.700 a

01:25:29.820 part

01:25:29.940 of

01:25:30.060 people's

01:25:30.360 lives

01:25:30.800 and

01:25:32.140 and

01:25:33.860 just

01:25:34.200 I'm

01:25:34.640 just

01:25:34.800 excited

01:25:35.180 to

01:25:35.440 remind

01:25:35.820 myself

01:25:36.160 to

01:25:36.320 get

01:25:36.480 back

01:25:36.660 to

01:25:36.800 what

01:25:36.960 I

01:25:37.080 think

01:25:37.240 is

01:25:37.380 important

01:25:37.740 sometimes

01:25:38.180 and

01:25:38.300 what

01:25:38.420 is

01:25:38.520 unique

01:25:38.840 sometimes

01:25:39.220 about

01:25:40.540 this

01:25:40.780 podcast

01:25:41.060 is

01:25:41.280 that

01:25:41.420 it's

01:25:41.560 a

01:25:41.680 group

01:25:41.880 effort

01:25:42.200 and

01:25:43.300 that

01:25:43.420 we're

01:25:43.520 doing

01:25:43.720 something

01:25:44.180 not

01:25:45.660 alone

01:25:46.040 and

01:25:47.320 that

01:25:47.580 to

01:25:47.780 me

01:25:48.060 feels

01:25:48.840 good

01:25:49.160 man

01:25:49.540 and

01:25:50.500 that's

01:25:51.040 that's

01:25:52.480 the

01:25:52.640 sugar

01:25:52.920 bro

01:25:53.220 that's

01:25:55.660 the

01:25:55.800 sugar

01:25:56.080 man

01:25:56.520 we'll

01:25:58.040 finish

01:25:58.340 out

01:25:58.540 here

01:25:58.680 with

01:25:58.840 this

01:25:59.000 hit

01:25:59.160 again

01:25:59.520 from

01:25:59.900 Tiny

01:26:00.760 Sand

01:26:01.240 who

01:26:01.440 sent

01:26:01.840 it

01:26:01.980 in

01:26:02.260 that

01:26:03.520 magical

01:26:03.900 man

01:26:04.180 from

01:26:04.360 the

01:26:04.500 ether

01:26:04.760 what

01:26:05.860 is

01:26:06.060 he

01:26:06.240 we

01:26:07.240 don't

01:26:07.380 know

01:26:07.560 he

01:26:07.680 could

01:26:07.780 be

01:26:07.880 a

01:26:08.020 puff

01:26:08.180 of

01:26:08.300 smoke

01:26:08.620 he

01:26:10.060 could

01:26:10.180 be

01:26:10.300 a

01:26:10.440 ninja

01:26:10.720 he

01:26:10.900 could

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - February 17, 2020

Thick Upper Crust ｜ This Past Weekend

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