This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Never-ending Walmart ｜ This Past Weekend #216

00:00:00.000 all right what is it dude 0.99

00:00:05.080 all right dang dude man i look like i freaking combed my hair with a damn shovel all right 0.93

00:00:20.720 uh i have on pants with um and i don't know if this has ever happened to you but i'm 0.97

00:00:28.220 i have on pants with sandals pants with sandals and and every time i do that

00:00:37.640 i feel my feet feel like they're just up to no good you know my feet feel like they're

00:00:47.360 my legs feel like they're being normal and my feet feel like they're being naughty

00:00:52.240 just because i guess like the cold air kind of hits them and 0.94

00:00:55.980 you know and they're just so damn exposed if you're wearing damn uh 0.99

00:01:01.700 you know you got your damn toes out there your freaking 0.98

00:01:06.080 your little dangle pieces out there at the end of your feet 1.00

00:01:09.740 because your toes are just like almost like 10 small like little floridas just hanging off your body

00:01:16.600 but yeah when i have pants on and sandals i feel

00:01:21.080 oh and then a dog comes up and licks your toes 0.51

00:01:24.460 i mean let's be honest bruh that's the dark arts right there 0.63

00:01:32.080 yeah man

00:01:35.080 um

00:01:47.540 guitar solo

00:02:17.540 that's that intro hitter right there that's uh siney that's uh siney siney that's tiny sand who 0.99

00:02:34.860 putting that sound paste on your damn hearing on your hearing brushes

00:02:41.260 and uh and if you guys don't know who tiny is tiny's a you know he's that rare earth element 0.99

00:02:48.440 tiny sand who is a man you know when when this pod you know when we first started doing this he he he

00:02:56.080 would send us sound and he records deep in the earth we don't know where he's from

00:03:01.180 i mean if you took a damn if you quit you know quit combing your hair with a shovel 0.76

00:03:06.440 and use the shovel naturally in its natural locale into the earth i bet somewhere down there you'd 0.98

00:03:14.140 find a damn treasure box and you'd open it up and inside of there be tiny sand who a small man we 0.63

00:03:20.320 don't know how i mean nobody's seen him and he'd be playing a little bitty uh a little bitty 0.99

00:03:26.220 guitar you know but that's him he hit me through email years ago and every couple months he'll send

00:03:34.100 in something and this message came from him and this is all truthful and this is all honest

00:03:38.860 he said hey man i've been living a different life in a different dimension for a while 0.99

00:03:44.900 but fuck that man i'm back and coming through with that interplanetary hitter 0.99

00:03:50.800 a cover of sweet child of mine and that's it tiny sand who and that could be middle eastern i'm not 0.99

00:03:58.800 sure what he is but uh but we're gracious for that hitter and we're hoping to have a new website up

00:04:06.400 here uh in the next two weeks and then people can submit their sounds music melodies and this and that

00:04:14.380 to be a part of the experience and uh and that'll be that what's going on not much man um

00:04:23.320 what did i do this weekend really uh you know i got my nieces and nephews are coming out here

00:04:32.940 in two weeks to go to disney see the mouse you know it and i remember when i was real young

00:04:41.220 uh you know they had a man next door kind of an older guy and i don't want to say a pervert but

00:04:50.180 he always said his zipper on his pants didn't work well so you know you can kind of you could get a

00:04:58.740 dang uh you could get a stencil and some markers and draw a young conclusion on that but this man he

00:05:06.740 would always say come see the mouse you know y'all want to go to disney world come see the mouse and

00:05:11.300 you get by him and hey he had a little mouse in his hand a little bitty mouse you know

00:05:17.240 reminds me that circus mouse on green mile remember that movie remember that movie that killed the big

00:05:24.100 black guy that killed michael clark duncan um and they got the man on there with the circus mouse 0.71

00:05:29.840 that little white kind of shifty guy look like look like his eyes are playing uh like in a little

00:05:35.840 bit of a um like look like his eyes are always kind of shooting at each other a little bit

00:05:40.960 he got that little circus mouse you know he goes oh it's gonna be a little bitty circus mouse remember

00:05:46.740 that but i could see myself i don't know if i could train animals i could actually i could you know

00:05:55.180 i don't want to doubt myself that's one thing recently i've been tired of just doubting myself

00:05:58.540 you know i want to believe i want to just start to just believe that i could do what i want to do

00:06:03.940 or i could do anything i could train animals i could you know i could be a high diver you know i could um

00:06:13.120 you know i could hold my breath for a long time you know just different it could be anything man

00:06:19.020 could be really anything and i just i guess i want to start believing in myself more

00:06:23.080 um what else was i thinking about oh i went to look at a car you know and i'm looking at a jeep

00:06:31.880 grand cherokee and i always wanted to have one and so thinking about treating myself and getting

00:06:38.360 something like that you know just that hitter you out there that little you know that little uh

00:06:45.100 and you got that vehicle in your cruise and i love that dude remember when you were young bruh

00:06:51.240 and you left the house for the first time in your car 0.94

00:06:55.000 i remember looking back at my folks and being like man i can't believe they fucking let me go 0.95

00:07:06.120 they know sure fire i'm about to go get me a little bit of johns you know 0.99

00:07:12.300 and it was i don't even know what holiday it was thanksgiving dude i'll get a couple damn turkey 0.97

00:07:19.180 johns and just just huff them things and just get my lungs all freaking you know cornucopia 0.95

00:07:27.680 cooked out bruh i was just literally i drove 200 feet to my neighbor's bro and drove there and got some

00:07:36.360 weed and i was just i remember my mom could even see me from where i drove down it wasn't

00:07:40.520 i lied to her i said i'm going to get something you know i'm going to the market or i'm going to get

00:07:45.300 some gas and she said you have a full tank and i said well i'm gonna you know i'm gonna top it off

00:07:50.540 because it was my first time that first experience right there but i remember that and i drove just

00:07:57.760 about 200 feet into my neighbor's driveway and bought weed right there in front of my mom my mom said 0.99

00:08:03.840 damn you're an idiot and she was right she was right about that one that time now i have evolved 1.00

00:08:12.580 since then but but she was right about that but remember how shitty everybody's car was when you 1.00

00:08:18.620 were a kid unless you were rich then you don't know what the fuck i'm talking about but remember how 0.93

00:08:26.280 shitty bro i remember one dude uh they had this guy in our town this guy big samuel 1.00

00:08:32.640 and he had a van and it wouldn't shut off so that bitch you had to constantly be putting gas in it 1.00

00:08:40.220 it wouldn't shut off dude there was no like on off it was either when the gas was in it would start up 0.95

00:08:46.120 and when it was out of gas it would stop there was no i think somebody either stole the ignition

00:08:51.780 or something happened

00:08:54.160 sorry i had me a little sip of that coffee 0.99

00:08:59.940 dude coffee let's be honest that's like damn cocaine for your lungs bro 0.98

00:09:06.560 right when you bring that cup to your mouth it's like your lungs just pulled over under you know 0.99

00:09:12.180 off the interstate and bought a you know bought a swift you know bought a couple just a wet

00:09:17.120 a wet brown gram of uh of joy um

00:09:22.580 what's going on dude i had this i have this crazy kind of thing that's been kind of milling around

00:09:29.440 in the background and i want to share with you but i don't want to like jinx myself do you ever get

00:09:32.940 like that like you want to share like some news or something but you don't want to like jinx your own

00:09:38.260 life i get like that sometimes

00:09:41.920 i was at the comedy store this weekend everybody was in montreal for the um comedy festival and i was

00:09:51.240 just by myself and

00:09:52.520 and um

00:09:55.460 man i get this thing at night where like i get

00:10:00.120 you know i like everything was good and the next thing you know i downloaded snapchat and you know

00:10:06.160 snapchat should be shut down

00:10:08.020 i mean anything can get through snap it's like our borders basically it's like

00:10:13.120 whatever here's they got a meal they got you know snapchat is very

00:10:19.420 it's just so dangerous i know i've talked about it before but i didn't really realize this

00:10:24.240 you know i get this thing at night when i'm by myself and it just like i get like restless like i just

00:10:30.500 i don't know i just get restless

00:10:34.520 i want to do something

00:10:37.640 you know but i don't even know what i want to do sometimes i just don't know what i want to do

00:10:42.020 um

00:10:43.540 but uh it's like i want to like

00:10:46.960 growl at something or i want to

00:10:49.800 i just

00:10:53.560 i want to just

00:10:55.080 i want to just you know just nibble on something a titty or something i don't know what it is

00:11:01.180 something i just want to do something i have this thing at night i get restless

00:11:05.280 and maybe it's just uh

00:11:09.360 you know it could be like a sign of the times

00:11:13.180 like because we're going from such an era of

00:11:17.700 just human human

00:11:19.620 to

00:11:21.200 electronics

00:11:23.080 you got to think about that

00:11:25.400 i mean

00:11:27.380 you know 30 years ago the

00:11:29.600 the only volts going through your body

00:11:31.500 was a heartbeat

00:11:32.740 that was it

00:11:34.680 if you wanted to check me for some type of rhythm or a voltage or something

00:11:39.420 heartbeat that was a

00:11:41.560 you know that systole and diastole bro

00:11:44.640 and those were also a couple of uh

00:11:47.420 kind of redneck brothers in my town

00:11:49.660 um 0.90

00:11:50.220 twins you know systole and diastole

00:11:53.460 harper was the last name

00:11:55.660 but that's also you know that's part of your aortas 0.99

00:11:58.400 because your heart just is like a

00:12:01.580 your heart's like a shoebox but the shoes are all blood

00:12:04.960 and um

00:12:07.460 anyway but if you check somebody's body that was it

00:12:09.620 the main frequency rolling through them was that heartbeat that

00:12:12.180 you know

00:12:13.320 that or if they went for a jog

00:12:16.340 you know it'd be that

00:12:16.900 or if they was doing a little bit of coke it would be like

00:12:21.660 or if they had just bought a shark it would be like

00:12:27.420 so but that was it that was your only vibe was that your your only vibration inside of you that

00:12:35.740 your you know that nature's drum the heart

00:12:39.320 and then

00:12:41.340 now you got all the you got there's electric waves going everywhere

00:12:45.540 you know i just wonder if sometimes if my angst is a side effect of

00:12:50.780 just all the electricity and stuff that's in the air all the vibes that are out that are just cruising

00:12:56.020 i mean dude there's an email if you send an email

00:12:58.280 where do you think it goes bro through the ground dude

00:13:01.580 no through the air 0.99

00:13:03.840 that's a damn word bird bro that thing is 0.99

00:13:07.080 so if you're chilling 0.99

00:13:11.200 if you're chilling and next thing you know you feel something

00:13:13.700 you know

00:13:15.640 i wouldn't be surprised one day they crack a guy open on a deathbed 0.98

00:13:19.360 and he gots a bunch of damn best buy emails clogged up in his body or something or some 0.98

00:13:23.720 you know who knows is what i'm trying to i guess saying but 0.99

00:13:27.800 um

00:13:29.440 so that's been that i guess but yeah i guess at night sometimes i get kind of

00:13:35.260 i don't know there's this thing inside of me and

00:13:38.900 it just wants to act out

00:13:41.620 it's almost like a just like a

00:13:44.560 it feels like a little gopher that won't brush his teeth or something he's just hiding like in the base of my neck and in the back of my wiener

00:13:51.460 and he wants to just be out there

00:13:55.060 and he wants to be naughty man

00:13:57.120 that's how i feel sometimes i can't

00:13:59.040 i wish i could explain it to you better but that happens to me at night

00:14:01.800 a lot of time by myself i get that

00:14:04.720 that naughty gopher just milling just 0.99

00:14:07.700 i mean that thing is just fucking loitering around in the back of my nuts 1.00

00:14:11.280 in my nutsock you know it 0.98

00:14:13.020 and in france they say nutsock

00:14:16.060 and that's nutsock

00:14:17.780 but it's kind of beautiful isn't it

00:14:20.060 um

00:14:21.600 what else but yeah dude 0.98

00:14:24.920 fucking uh big samuel had that van 1.00

00:14:27.100 and that bitch wouldn't shut off so you had to keep it rolling 1.00

00:14:29.940 you had to just go get more gas 1.00

00:14:32.180 you would siphon gas

00:14:33.560 i don't know if you ever siphon gas 0.99

00:14:36.060 or ever uh you know giving a blow job to a um 0.90

00:14:39.140 mechanic 0.99

00:14:39.960 but you get that hard hit

00:14:42.880 and then the gas is coming up fast

00:14:45.520 you got to get away from the hose

00:14:47.020 and if you don't get away from the hose real quick

00:14:49.380 then you can't uh

00:14:50.480 then that gas will get you

00:14:52.060 you get bit by that gas 0.82

00:14:54.040 it'll jump out of the hose and bite you in the face

00:14:56.040 and you can't have a cigarette for about a month after that

00:14:58.780 because you'll cook yourself out

00:15:00.820 oh man

00:15:04.440 what else happened

00:15:05.520 oh i went to a church this weekend

00:15:07.080 i actually went to a church service

00:15:08.320 it was real cool

00:15:09.120 in downtown in los andos

00:15:10.720 i hadn't been to something like this

00:15:11.880 it was like a big event

00:15:12.980 and

00:15:14.740 it was

00:15:16.660 you know and i'm not

00:15:19.460 you know sending any

00:15:21.360 you know

00:15:21.740 it

00:15:22.740 the thing that i love about an environment

00:15:25.180 that i loved about this environment

00:15:26.420 was just seeing people

00:15:27.420 all types of people

00:15:29.980 just

00:15:31.320 being fearless

00:15:32.500 kind of fearless to like

00:15:33.600 believe in something other than themselves

00:15:35.540 you know

00:15:39.020 and i don't even know if it was denominational

00:15:41.420 i don't think this

00:15:42.020 i don't even know if this

00:15:43.220 if it had a

00:15:44.060 denominational

00:15:45.020 uh

00:15:45.840 it was called VOO

00:15:46.740 V-O-U-S 1.00

00:15:47.820 conference

00:15:48.340 and uh

00:15:49.720 it was downtown in los angeles

00:15:51.400 and um

00:15:52.040 and it just was

00:15:53.580 you know because sometimes when i think about

00:15:55.380 you know when i think about like religion and stuff

00:15:58.580 and

00:15:58.800 i think about faith and

00:16:00.480 and i used to not believe in anything

00:16:04.420 you know when i was young

00:16:05.800 i didn't believe in anything

00:16:07.020 you know i only believed in myself really

00:16:09.720 and as i get older

00:16:13.100 you know i want there

00:16:14.020 and i don't even know if it's as i get older

00:16:18.720 as i get more willing

00:16:20.240 you know i want there to be something

00:16:22.940 else

00:16:24.080 i want there to be

00:16:26.760 you know you ever go to walmart

00:16:30.780 and you think it's just gonna go on forever

00:16:32.560 remember that

00:16:33.340 you go to walmart

00:16:36.020 and first you up front

00:16:36.960 they got the candy

00:16:37.840 and they got a couple pound cakes or something

00:16:39.940 that you know they

00:16:41.660 they didn't make quite a pound

00:16:44.000 they're like three quarter pounds

00:16:45.380 instead of defective

00:16:46.420 they got those defective thing 0.81

00:16:47.800 areas up front

00:16:48.980 40 cents for a pound cake 1.00

00:16:50.820 and you got that bad bitch 1.00

00:16:52.260 you know 1.00

00:16:52.660 you pick a couple up

00:16:54.060 of them 0.91

00:16:54.320 sweet sugary freaking breads 0.96

00:16:56.760 you know 0.97

00:16:57.140 and then you go

00:16:59.180 and they got children's clothing

00:17:00.600 and then they got you know

00:17:01.560 stuffed dinosaurs

00:17:02.700 and board games

00:17:03.800 and then they got lotion

00:17:05.000 and then the food starts up 0.99

00:17:07.240 and they got damn watermelons 0.99

00:17:09.700 and they got the awe 0.99

00:17:10.880 what are the things

00:17:12.720 you know you sit down in them

00:17:13.800 and you're not sure of yourself

00:17:15.900 and you can almost get trapped

00:17:17.040 kind of

00:17:17.460 but

00:17:17.800 but you're in hawaii or something

00:17:21.220 not mannequins

00:17:23.240 hammocks 0.98

00:17:25.280 so you got

00:17:27.200 you know you got

00:17:28.160 you have these

00:17:29.740 you know you keep cruising

00:17:31.920 then they got tv dinners

00:17:33.340 then they got you know liquor

00:17:34.780 they got vodka and gin

00:17:36.240 and everything

00:17:36.800 then they got 700

00:17:38.640 you know

00:17:39.220 different types of orange juice

00:17:41.220 and you think walmart's

00:17:43.060 never gonna end man

00:17:44.020 you just keep going

00:17:45.400 and going

00:17:46.000 you running through that thing

00:17:48.340 and you just

00:17:48.820 they got milk

00:17:50.160 and then they got live animals

00:17:51.760 and they got guns

00:17:53.120 then they got

00:17:54.700 uh

00:17:55.260 genesis

00:17:55.900 then they got exodus

00:17:57.000 and then they got

00:17:58.060 um

00:17:59.120 you know

00:18:00.340 next thing you know

00:18:01.140 you're in uh

00:18:02.120 terminator 3

00:18:03.340 like there's just so many

00:18:04.360 different sections of walmart

00:18:06.060 but then you get to the back of it

00:18:08.500 you get to the wall

00:18:09.500 it's like oh man

00:18:11.660 this it ends

00:18:12.900 you know

00:18:13.320 you notice some toilets

00:18:15.900 back there

00:18:16.600 and there's like a

00:18:17.260 uh

00:18:17.860 there's like a thing

00:18:19.660 there's like literally

00:18:20.480 like 600 signs

00:18:21.880 that tell employees

00:18:22.500 to wash their hands

00:18:23.540 which is bizarre

00:18:25.460 I think

00:18:25.880 like gee

00:18:26.340 like

00:18:26.680 what kind of problems

00:18:28.080 are we having

00:18:28.660 you know

00:18:28.940 if people aren't washing

00:18:29.680 their hands that much

00:18:30.700 you know

00:18:32.140 especially if they're

00:18:32.820 handling everything

00:18:34.000 everything from board games

00:18:36.420 to bison jerky 0.98

00:18:37.720 to uh

00:18:38.980 you know

00:18:39.660 adult suppositories

00:18:40.940 and

00:18:42.880 and uh

00:18:45.540 what was I talking about

00:18:46.500 oh this was it

00:18:49.440 and I think

00:18:50.300 that's what I think

00:18:50.860 about life

00:18:51.380 you know

00:18:51.640 I don't want there to be

00:18:53.220 or not life

00:18:56.460 existence

00:18:57.280 you know

00:18:57.660 I don't want there to be

00:18:58.240 nothing else

00:18:59.000 I just don't want there to be

00:19:02.800 you know

00:19:04.860 I think it'd be real scary

00:19:06.260 to let go of like

00:19:07.140 the life

00:19:07.600 of the existence

00:19:08.540 that we know

00:19:09.300 but

00:19:09.740 you know

00:19:12.140 I think that

00:19:13.080 you know

00:19:15.060 that God

00:19:15.560 is like an origami

00:19:16.400 he does origami

00:19:18.020 and we're the paper

00:19:19.420 and he'll just fold us

00:19:20.320 and put us out

00:19:20.920 into something

00:19:21.400 and you know

00:19:23.080 here he

00:19:23.440 you got folded up

00:19:24.440 into a human

00:19:25.040 and then next time

00:19:26.100 he'll put you

00:19:26.500 he'll make you down

00:19:27.520 a little raccoon

00:19:29.480 out there

00:19:29.940 or something

00:19:30.320 and you're in France

00:19:31.560 or you're in Japan

00:19:32.340 maybe he'll make you

00:19:34.140 you know

00:19:34.400 he'll fold you up

00:19:35.200 and you were

00:19:35.560 you were just

00:19:37.680 like a pack

00:19:39.240 of star bursts

00:19:40.280 or something

00:19:41.400 out there

00:19:42.220 you know

00:19:44.020 anything

00:19:44.380 you could be

00:19:45.480 a fireball

00:19:46.180 maybe

00:19:46.460 you know

00:19:47.380 you work for a dragon

00:19:48.660 you're a fireball

00:19:49.560 but it's like

00:19:51.140 I want to be

00:19:51.580 folded up

00:19:52.060 into something else

00:19:52.800 when this is done

00:19:54.140 I just

00:19:54.860 and it was just

00:19:57.540 interesting

00:19:57.840 it was great

00:19:58.200 to see people

00:19:58.760 just together

00:19:59.280 all different

00:19:59.840 types of people

00:20:00.500 man

00:20:00.840 I mean

00:20:01.500 they had

00:20:02.280 they had this

00:20:03.220 one little guy

00:20:03.980 this little

00:20:04.440 you know

00:20:06.560 he was like

00:20:06.940 kind of like

00:20:07.480 Asian and Mexican

00:20:08.440 this little

00:20:08.880 kind of

00:20:10.120 Vietnam

00:20:10.740 you know

00:20:11.540 Vietnam

00:20:12.020 this

00:20:12.900 Viet-Nexican

00:20:13.880 this little

00:20:14.520 Viet-Nexican

00:20:15.380 this dude was

00:20:16.120 you know

00:20:16.840 he had these

00:20:17.280 pistolas

00:20:17.880 he had his hands

00:20:18.580 like pistolas

00:20:19.340 and he was just

00:20:21.000 just kind of

00:20:22.000 almost twerking

00:20:22.780 this little guy

00:20:23.480 and he might have

00:20:24.840 had a back problem

00:20:25.760 and if you have

00:20:28.000 a back problem

00:20:28.620 then everything you do

00:20:29.440 is kind of

00:20:29.860 twerking a little bit

00:20:30.920 and you know that

00:20:34.020 and

00:20:35.860 and anyway

00:20:38.200 he

00:20:38.500 but I was watching him

00:20:40.560 just sing these songs

00:20:41.840 and they had everybody

00:20:42.700 just fired up

00:20:43.700 and dude I got so much

00:20:44.760 joy out of just

00:20:45.320 watching somebody else

00:20:46.160 have fun

00:20:46.680 so

00:20:48.920 it was a

00:20:49.580 anyway

00:20:50.160 it was just

00:20:50.540 it was a neat

00:20:51.120 experience

00:20:51.660 it was just a neat

00:20:52.380 experience to see

00:20:53.300 people

00:20:53.760 not being afraid

00:20:54.960 to admit

00:20:56.280 that they

00:20:57.260 want to believe

00:20:59.520 in something

00:21:00.140 other than

00:21:00.820 themselves

00:21:01.420 because that's

00:21:04.560 where I have

00:21:04.940 a tough time

00:21:05.480 with a lot of

00:21:05.980 things in my life

00:21:06.620 I'm finding

00:21:07.040 recently

00:21:07.360 I just want

00:21:07.820 to do things

00:21:08.340 myself

00:21:08.780 you know

00:21:09.300 I want to

00:21:09.560 believe in

00:21:09.860 things myself

00:21:10.520 you know

00:21:11.960 I just

00:21:13.660 it's hard

00:21:14.680 to let go

00:21:15.240 it's hard

00:21:15.640 to just

00:21:15.960 really let

00:21:16.580 go

00:21:16.940 but man

00:21:18.840 it looked

00:21:19.340 when people

00:21:20.060 do it

00:21:20.480 and they

00:21:20.760 it looked

00:21:22.060 fun

00:21:22.420 man

00:21:22.600 it looked

00:21:22.840 joyous

00:21:23.440 to see

00:21:24.360 people

00:21:24.700 just

00:21:25.140 really

00:21:26.960 just

00:21:27.240 surfing

00:21:27.600 on that

00:21:27.940 beautiful

00:21:28.280 vibe

00:21:28.760 vibe

00:21:29.260 just

00:21:31.040 being

00:21:31.260 free

00:21:31.660 man

00:21:31.960 they

00:21:32.120 just

00:21:32.300 people

00:21:32.620 seem

00:21:32.860 free

00:21:33.280 but yeah

00:21:35.940 if you

00:21:36.160 get to

00:21:36.420 imagine

00:21:36.840 when you

00:21:37.100 get to

00:21:37.280 the

00:21:37.400 back

00:21:37.620 of

00:21:37.720 the

00:21:37.820 Walmart

00:21:38.140 when you

00:21:38.440 hit

00:21:38.560 the

00:21:38.740 wall

00:21:39.160 it

00:21:40.960 all

00:21:41.200 kind

00:21:41.520 of

00:21:41.640 just

00:21:42.000 buy

00:21:42.280 the

00:21:42.400 yogurts

00:21:42.960 bro

00:21:43.240 you know

00:21:45.240 it'll

00:21:45.380 have about

00:21:45.700 40 yards

00:21:46.420 of

00:21:46.580 yoghurt

00:21:47.020 off

00:21:47.220 of

00:21:47.320 there

00:21:47.460 in

00:21:48.160 like a

00:21:49.540 big

00:21:49.800 kind

00:21:50.080 of

00:21:50.260 you know

00:21:51.100 milk

00:21:51.480 kennel

00:21:51.960 and they

00:21:53.680 got

00:21:53.880 peach

00:21:55.740 yoghurt

00:21:56.260 in the 1.00

00:21:56.580 damn 0.99

00:21:56.960 I mean 0.99

00:21:58.460 they got

00:21:58.740 so many

00:21:59.160 types

00:21:59.500 of

00:21:59.640 yoghurt

00:22:00.080 man

00:22:00.300 when are

00:22:00.540 we

00:22:00.680 shutting

00:22:01.040 this 1.00

00:22:01.320 shit 1.00

00:22:01.560 down 0.99

00:22:02.120 do we

00:22:03.620 need

00:22:03.780 to

00:22:03.920 build

00:22:04.180 a

00:22:04.360 wall

00:22:04.640 around

00:22:04.920 some

00:22:05.140 of

00:22:05.220 these

00:22:05.380 cows

00:22:05.720 udders

00:22:06.260 because

00:22:07.300 the

00:22:07.600 types

00:22:07.900 I mean

00:22:08.220 they

00:22:08.340 got

00:22:08.700 I mean

00:22:10.080 every

00:22:10.360 type

00:22:10.640 of

00:22:10.780 yoghurt

00:22:11.140 is

00:22:11.240 coming

00:22:11.480 in

00:22:11.800 man

00:22:12.120 you

00:22:13.240 got

00:22:13.420 a lot

00:22:13.820 the other

00:22:14.400 day I

00:22:14.660 saw

00:22:14.820 lime

00:22:16.420 bro

00:22:16.860 dude

00:22:18.320 you

00:22:19.280 can't

00:22:19.620 have

00:22:19.920 lime

00:22:20.780 and

00:22:21.120 dairy

00:22:21.540 what

00:22:23.500 what

00:22:25.880 kind

00:22:26.100 of

00:22:26.220 cow

00:22:26.520 is

00:22:26.700 it's

00:22:26.880 like

00:22:27.020 the

00:22:27.180 stevo

00:22:27.740 of

00:22:27.960 cows

00:22:28.420 you

00:22:28.940 can't

00:22:29.240 have

00:22:29.500 that

00:22:29.900 lime

00:22:31.180 and

00:22:31.420 dairy

00:22:31.680 they

00:22:32.000 are

00:22:33.040 arch

00:22:34.760 rivals

00:22:35.300 and

00:22:37.040 they

00:22:37.220 have

00:22:37.520 that

00:22:37.920 they

00:22:39.380 had

00:22:39.560 the

00:22:39.700 other

00:22:39.880 day

00:22:40.120 they

00:22:40.300 had

00:22:40.540 a

00:22:40.720 Spanish

00:22:41.400 yoghurt

00:22:41.940 what

00:22:42.980 the 1.00

00:22:43.260 fuck 1.00

00:22:43.540 is 1.00

00:22:43.720 that

00:22:43.980 dude

00:22:44.320 that's

00:22:45.520 just

00:22:45.720 yoghurt

00:22:46.260 so

00:22:48.120 it

00:22:48.300 just

00:22:48.480 seemed

00:22:48.700 like

00:22:48.860 there's

00:22:49.040 a lot

00:22:49.400 going

00:22:49.660 on

00:22:49.960 out

00:22:50.180 there

00:22:50.440 when

00:22:50.640 you

00:22:50.740 get

00:22:50.860 to

00:22:50.960 the

00:22:51.080 back

00:22:51.300 of

00:22:51.400 walmart

00:22:51.880 but

00:22:52.260 when

00:22:52.360 you

00:22:52.440 hit

00:22:52.560 that 0.58

00:22:52.740 wall

00:22:53.060 it

00:22:53.220 just

00:22:53.520 I

00:22:55.120 remember

00:22:55.360 as a

00:22:55.620 kid

00:22:55.760 I

00:22:55.880 thought

00:22:56.020 it

00:22:56.120 went

00:22:56.240 on

00:22:56.380 forever

00:22:56.740 I

00:22:57.700 thought

00:22:57.880 I'd

00:22:58.000 be

00:22:58.080 able

00:22:58.180 to

00:22:58.320 keep

00:22:58.500 running

00:22:58.960 past

00:22:59.300 the

00:22:59.480 frozen

00:22:59.800 foods

00:23:00.520 past

00:23:01.620 the

00:23:01.800 big

00:23:02.020 huge

00:23:02.260 thing

00:23:02.480 of

00:23:02.640 the

00:23:02.800 beach

00:23:03.080 balls 0.97

00:23:03.580 you

00:23:04.680 know

00:23:04.820 maybe

00:23:05.080 get

00:23:05.300 to

00:23:05.460 England

00:23:05.900 who

00:23:06.140 knows

00:23:06.700 next

00:23:07.460 thing

00:23:07.600 you

00:23:07.680 know

00:23:07.800 I'm

00:23:07.940 underwater

00:23:16.260 I'm

00:23:16.380 living

00:23:16.640 life

00:23:17.320 letting

00:23:17.780 them

00:23:17.980 puppies

00:23:18.260 run

00:23:18.500 over

00:23:18.660 my

00:23:18.880 body

00:23:20.460 just

00:23:22.280 letting

00:23:22.680 them

00:23:22.920 pup

00:23:23.240 pups

00:23:23.620 just

00:23:23.920 paw print

00:23:25.520 all over

00:23:25.840 daddy's 1.00

00:23:26.360 fucking 1.00

00:23:26.580 naked 1.00

00:23:26.940 back

00:23:27.420 so

00:23:29.780 I

00:23:30.460 don't

00:23:30.620 know

00:23:30.800 man

00:23:31.020 I

00:23:31.140 just

00:23:31.440 I

00:23:33.100 don't

00:23:33.240 know

00:23:33.480 dude

00:23:33.860 I

00:23:36.460 you

00:23:36.840 know

00:23:36.960 what

00:23:37.100 I do

00:23:37.380 know

00:23:37.600 actually

00:23:37.880 I

00:23:38.060 don't

00:23:38.180 want

00:23:38.300 there

00:23:38.380 to

00:23:38.480 be

00:23:38.580 nothing

00:23:38.920 and

00:23:40.160 I

00:23:40.260 don't

00:23:40.380 think

00:23:40.560 there

00:23:40.740 is

00:23:41.100 I

00:23:43.100 think

00:23:43.320 life

00:23:43.600 is

00:23:43.720 too

00:23:43.880 much

00:23:44.080 of

00:23:44.200 a

00:23:44.420 of

00:23:45.000 of

00:23:45.940 an

00:23:46.040 experience

00:23:46.760 for

00:23:48.620 there

00:23:48.780 not

00:23:48.980 to

00:23:49.140 be

00:23:49.280 more

00:23:49.600 man

00:23:49.940 you

00:23:50.380 know

00:23:50.500 more

00:23:50.840 will

00:23:51.040 be

00:23:51.200 revealed

00:23:51.620 that's

00:23:51.920 what

00:23:52.020 I

00:23:52.160 want

00:23:52.460 and

00:23:53.500 I

00:23:53.640 believe

00:23:53.880 that

00:23:54.040 you

00:23:54.140 get

00:23:54.400 what

00:23:54.600 you

00:23:54.780 believe

00:23:55.360 what

00:23:55.600 you

00:23:55.740 want

00:23:56.060 I

00:23:56.240 believe

00:23:56.480 you

00:23:56.620 get

00:23:56.840 that

00:23:57.160 if

00:23:58.740 you

00:23:58.880 want

00:23:59.120 to

00:23:59.220 be

00:23:59.460 a

00:23:59.640 salamander

00:24:00.340 when

00:24:00.580 you

00:24:00.700 when

00:24:00.940 you 1.00

00:24:01.080 die 1.00

00:24:01.480 you 1.00

00:24:01.940 next

00:24:02.540 thing

00:24:02.780 you

00:24:02.940 know

00:24:03.220 you

00:24:04.340 gonna

00:24:04.480 be

00:24:04.640 swimming

00:24:04.980 for

00:24:05.180 a

00:24:05.340 long

00:24:05.560 time

00:24:05.880 people

00:24:06.360 don't

00:24:06.560 think

00:24:06.780 about

00:24:07.020 that

00:24:07.420 some

00:24:08.520 people

00:24:08.760 are

00:24:08.880 like

00:24:09.020 I

00:24:09.460 want

00:24:09.660 to

00:24:09.720 be

00:24:09.860 a

00:24:10.060 fish

00:24:11.220 when

00:24:11.440 I 0.99

00:24:11.600 die

00:24:11.980 well 0.91

00:24:13.560 dude

00:24:14.000 have

00:24:15.360 you

00:24:15.460 I

00:24:15.840 swam

00:24:16.160 for

00:24:16.320 nine

00:24:16.800 minutes

00:24:17.160 dude

00:24:17.480 at

00:24:17.700 my

00:24:17.880 cousin's

00:24:18.260 birthday

00:24:18.460 party

00:24:18.940 almost

00:24:21.260 deround

00:24:22.820 almost

00:24:24.740 deround

00:24:25.680 imagine

00:24:27.680 swimming 1.00

00:24:28.320 fucking 1.00

00:24:28.760 24 1.00

00:24:29.540 hours

00:24:30.120 a

00:24:30.300 day

00:24:30.700 and

00:24:32.660 fish

00:24:32.920 can't

00:24:33.220 even

00:24:33.360 sleep

00:24:33.780 really

00:24:34.160 a

00:24:35.800 fish

00:24:36.240 because

00:24:36.940 if

00:24:37.060 they

00:24:37.200 you

00:24:37.440 can

00:24:37.760 only

00:24:37.920 sleep

00:24:38.220 on

00:24:38.480 the

00:24:38.980 banks

00:24:39.360 you

00:24:39.520 know

00:24:39.760 they

00:24:43.140 can

00:24:43.300 only

00:24:43.480 sleep

00:24:43.720 on

00:24:43.840 the

00:24:43.960 bank

00:24:44.260 and

00:24:45.000 if

00:24:45.100 they

00:24:45.220 jump

00:24:45.460 on

00:24:45.580 the

00:24:45.680 bank

00:24:45.840 they

00:24:45.980 can

00:24:46.100 only

00:24:46.240 sleep

00:24:46.480 for

00:24:46.620 five

00:24:46.900 or

00:24:47.020 six

00:24:47.240 seconds

00:24:47.600 or

00:24:47.780 eight

00:24:48.060 seconds

00:24:48.440 before

00:24:48.620 they

00:24:48.780 get

00:24:49.100 real

00:24:50.260 nervous

00:24:50.700 because

00:24:50.980 there's

00:24:51.180 no

00:24:51.360 because

00:24:52.040 it's

00:24:52.260 air

00:24:52.540 and

00:24:53.960 you 1.00

00:24:54.200 fucking 1.00

00:24:54.480 swimming 1.00

00:24:55.060 again

00:24:55.540 that

00:24:57.880 looks

00:24:58.100 hectic

00:24:58.520 what

00:25:02.000 else

00:25:02.200 I

00:25:02.300 had

00:25:02.440 some

00:25:02.620 sushi

00:25:03.060 this

00:25:03.360 weekend

00:25:03.760 I

00:25:03.960 don't

00:25:04.060 know

00:25:04.160 if

00:25:04.260 you

00:25:04.380 guys

00:25:04.640 have

00:25:04.800 ever

00:25:05.140 gotten

00:25:06.800 involved

00:25:07.180 with

00:25:07.380 this 1.00

00:25:07.660 damn 1.00

00:25:08.020 I 0.99

00:25:09.480 mean

00:25:09.620 it's

00:25:09.800 really

00:25:10.000 the

00:25:10.180 dark

00:25:10.520 arts

00:25:10.800 what

00:25:10.980 they're

00:25:11.140 doing

00:25:11.380 to

00:25:11.520 these

00:25:11.700 fish

00:25:12.080 man

00:25:12.320 the

00:25:12.480 Japanese

00:25:12.960 man

00:25:13.420 it's

00:25:14.640 uh

00:25:15.100 I

00:25:18.380 mean

00:25:18.540 basically

00:25:18.940 it's

00:25:19.240 really

00:25:19.500 sushi

00:25:20.260 is

00:25:20.420 pretty

00:25:20.560 much

00:25:20.720 about

00:25:20.880 the

00:25:21.020 it's

00:25:21.640 about

00:25:21.800 the

00:25:21.980 freshest

00:25:22.420 Chinese

00:25:22.920 food

00:25:23.220 you

00:25:23.400 have

00:25:23.600 ever

00:25:24.100 had

00:25:24.560 so

00:25:26.260 I

00:25:27.280 mean

00:25:27.420 I'd

00:25:27.640 rather

00:25:27.860 pay

00:25:28.160 him

00:25:28.320 you

00:25:28.480 know

00:25:28.660 I

00:25:29.000 love

00:25:29.280 Chinese

00:25:29.760 food

00:25:30.200 you

00:25:31.140 know

00:25:31.420 dude

00:25:32.220 you

00:25:32.400 give me

00:25:32.660 an orange

00:25:33.140 chicken

00:25:33.620 a little bit

00:25:34.300 of cinnamon

00:25:34.740 on that

00:25:35.660 you

00:25:37.000 give me

00:25:37.260 that 0.97

00:25:37.480 freaking 0.73

00:25:37.780 that uh

00:25:38.620 that

00:25:39.620 sergeant pepper

00:25:40.460 chicken

00:25:40.860 or whatever

00:25:41.300 it is

00:25:41.960 a little bit

00:25:42.520 of orange

00:25:43.040 chicken

00:25:43.560 throw a little

00:25:44.800 bit of cinnamon

00:25:45.440 on that

00:25:46.160 bruh

00:25:46.560 sprinkle that

00:25:47.600 cinny

00:25:48.020 on that 1.00

00:25:48.440 fucking 1.00

00:25:48.880 on them 1.00

00:25:49.940 vittles

00:25:50.320 baby

00:25:50.680 come

00:25:51.040 you

00:25:54.280 know

00:25:54.440 finish

00:25:54.780 that

00:25:55.080 hitter

00:25:55.420 off

00:25:55.660 maybe

00:25:56.000 polish

00:25:56.520 it

00:25:56.700 all

00:25:56.900 off

00:25:57.140 with

00:25:57.240 a

00:25:57.320 little

00:25:57.460 menthol

00:25:58.000 ciggy

00:25:58.540 you

00:26:01.700 can

00:26:01.880 find

00:26:02.260 me

00:26:02.600 with

00:26:03.040 the

00:26:03.300 lord

00:26:03.760 brother

00:26:04.060 that's

00:26:04.340 that

00:26:04.480 lord's

00:26:04.920 meal

00:26:05.220 but

00:26:06.980 yeah

00:26:07.220 I mean

00:26:07.560 sushi

00:26:08.440 it's

00:26:08.780 basically

00:26:09.180 look

00:26:09.480 I'd

00:26:09.700 rather

00:26:09.940 I'd

00:26:11.260 pay

00:26:11.400 him

00:26:11.520 two

00:26:11.700 extra

00:26:11.960 dollars

00:26:12.260 cook

00:26:12.560 the 1.00

00:26:12.760 shit 1.00

00:26:13.060 you 1.00

00:26:15.560 know

00:26:15.780 and

00:26:18.320 they're

00:26:18.500 not

00:26:18.840 here's

00:26:19.220 the deal

00:26:19.600 for

00:26:19.860 me

00:26:20.220 they're

00:26:21.320 not

00:26:21.560 even

00:26:21.780 I've

00:26:22.420 never

00:26:22.580 heard

00:26:22.800 of

00:26:22.940 any

00:26:23.100 of

00:26:23.220 the

00:26:23.340 fish

00:26:23.660 they

00:26:24.100 gave

00:26:24.300 a

00:26:24.440 box

00:26:24.820 the

00:26:25.000 sushi

00:26:25.340 box

00:26:25.740 about

00:26:25.940 fifty

00:26:26.200 dollar

00:26:26.580 fifty

00:26:27.820 dollar

00:26:28.200 for

00:26:28.400 the

00:26:28.560 box

00:26:29.100 you

00:26:30.100 think

00:26:30.320 it's

00:26:30.460 a

00:26:30.620 board

00:26:30.900 game

00:26:31.180 and

00:26:31.280 you

00:26:31.380 open

00:26:31.620 it

00:26:31.740 up

00:26:31.860 and

00:26:31.960 it's 0.99

00:26:32.060 damn 1.00

00:26:32.300 fish 1.00

00:26:32.820 you

00:26:33.040 know

00:26:33.260 it's

00:26:34.860 like

00:26:34.980 where

00:26:36.120 the 0.87

00:26:36.260 hell 0.70

00:26:36.380 is

00:26:36.500 balderdash

00:26:37.300 why

00:26:38.580 you

00:26:38.820 know

00:26:39.080 it

00:26:40.720 just

00:26:40.880 can

00:26:41.060 very

00:26:41.380 confusing

00:26:42.040 and

00:26:43.120 the

00:26:43.280 fish

00:26:43.520 you

00:26:43.620 never

00:26:43.820 heard

00:26:44.040 of

00:26:44.140 them

00:26:44.320 tamarindo

00:26:45.920 what

00:26:46.280 is

00:26:46.440 that

00:26:46.760 where

00:26:48.700 is

00:26:48.880 that

00:26:49.180 I've

00:26:49.780 never

00:26:50.240 heard

00:26:50.460 of

00:26:50.560 that

00:26:50.860 you

00:26:51.840 know

00:26:51.980 why

00:26:52.200 because

00:26:52.500 nobody

00:26:53.040 has

00:26:53.520 and

00:26:55.020 then

00:26:55.200 they

00:26:55.400 got

00:26:55.680 salmon

00:26:58.440 in

00:26:58.740 there

00:26:58.940 they

00:26:59.100 got

00:26:59.300 the

00:26:59.500 macky

00:26:59.940 macky

00:27:00.920 dude

00:27:01.140 I

00:27:01.260 want

00:27:01.480 the

00:27:01.660 hard

00:27:02.120 polish

00:27:02.660 I

00:27:02.820 want

00:27:03.020 the

00:27:03.160 where's

00:27:03.740 the

00:27:03.880 good 1.00

00:27:04.500 shit 1.00

00:27:04.800 baby 1.00

00:27:05.140 where

00:27:05.480 the

00:27:05.640 bass

00:27:06.100 at

00:27:07.340 least

00:27:07.920 throw

00:27:08.080 a

00:27:08.220 couple

00:27:08.380 cuts

00:27:08.760 of

00:27:08.920 fresh

00:27:09.520 bass

00:27:10.020 in

00:27:10.200 this 1.00

00:27:10.380 bastard 1.00

00:27:10.940 you 1.00

00:27:12.560 know

00:27:12.760 at

00:27:13.820 least

00:27:14.040 carve

00:27:14.580 me

00:27:14.800 a

00:27:15.040 little

00:27:15.320 carp

00:27:15.960 you

00:27:16.220 feel

00:27:16.500 me

00:27:16.680 carpe

00:27:17.200 carp

00:27:17.660 daddy

00:27:18.060 it's

00:27:20.400 like

00:27:20.560 put

00:27:20.960 something

00:27:21.240 in

00:27:21.380 here

00:27:21.520 that

00:27:21.660 I

00:27:21.820 can

00:27:22.260 deal

00:27:22.520 with

00:27:22.880 or

00:27:23.460 just

00:27:23.760 cook

00:27:24.080 it

00:27:24.640 because

00:27:26.520 sushi

00:27:26.960 man

00:27:27.300 it's

00:27:27.500 just

00:27:27.840 I

00:27:28.280 don't

00:27:28.440 hate

00:27:28.720 it

00:27:28.880 but

00:27:29.180 I

00:27:29.500 don't

00:27:29.640 get

00:27:29.900 it

00:27:30.320 you

00:27:32.500 know

00:27:32.680 and

00:27:32.800 I

00:27:32.880 don't

00:27:32.980 know

00:27:33.080 a

00:27:33.200 lot

00:27:33.320 of

00:27:33.400 people

00:27:33.560 that

00:27:33.760 do

00:27:33.960 it's

00:27:34.160 good

00:27:34.600 but

00:27:34.820 what

00:27:35.080 is

00:27:35.300 it

00:27:35.480 though

00:27:35.760 and

00:27:36.800 why

00:27:37.060 aren't

00:27:37.520 they

00:27:37.660 cooking

00:27:37.960 it

00:27:38.260 look

00:27:39.740 into

00:27:40.040 it

00:27:40.200 that's

00:27:40.380 all

00:27:40.500 I'm

00:27:40.620 saying

00:27:40.900 oh

00:27:43.620 I

00:27:44.120 don't

00:27:44.220 even

00:27:44.340 know

00:27:44.440 what I'm

00:27:44.560 talking

00:27:44.820 about

00:27:45.040 today

00:27:45.260 dude

00:27:45.420 what

00:27:45.540 am

00:27:45.620 I

00:27:45.720 talking

00:27:45.960 about

00:27:46.300 I

00:27:50.060 don't

00:27:50.200 know

00:27:50.420 I

00:27:50.740 got

00:27:50.880 my

00:27:51.040 hopes

00:27:51.280 up

00:27:51.640 I

00:27:54.220 got

00:27:54.320 my

00:27:54.460 hopes

00:27:54.660 up

00:27:55.180 and

00:27:56.420 we'll

00:27:57.020 see

00:27:57.340 you

00:27:57.720 know

00:27:57.880 who

00:27:59.720 knows

00:28:00.140 life

00:28:00.740 is

00:28:00.900 so

00:28:01.080 wild

00:28:01.460 dude

00:28:03.100 how

00:28:03.400 about

00:28:03.880 Tanya

00:28:06.640 Milosevic

00:28:07.500 that we

00:28:07.800 had

00:28:08.000 in

00:28:08.240 unbelievable

00:28:09.900 wasn't

00:28:10.240 it

00:28:10.440 and if

00:28:11.860 you

00:28:11.920 haven't

00:28:12.100 listened

00:28:12.300 to that

00:28:12.520 episode

00:28:12.800 she's

00:28:13.100 young

00:28:13.360 blind

00:28:13.760 lady

00:28:14.040 that

00:28:14.220 came

00:28:14.480 in

00:28:14.760 and

00:28:14.880 just

00:28:15.180 man

00:28:16.700 I

00:28:16.940 you know

00:28:18.720 I've

00:28:19.220 been having

00:28:19.480 trouble

00:28:19.800 I was

00:28:20.380 thinking

00:28:20.600 about

00:28:20.800 not

00:28:21.100 doing

00:28:21.440 interviews

00:28:21.840 anymore

00:28:22.200 because

00:28:22.680 I

00:28:24.100 did

00:28:24.280 the

00:28:24.460 Jordan

00:28:24.740 Belfort

00:28:25.340 one

00:28:25.600 and I

00:28:26.960 don't

00:28:27.140 I

00:28:27.660 didn't

00:28:27.880 like

00:28:28.120 him

00:28:28.320 honestly

00:28:28.720 I

00:28:30.560 didn't

00:28:30.840 like

00:28:31.100 him

00:28:31.300 and I 0.98

00:28:31.480 hate

00:28:31.580 to

00:28:31.700 say

00:28:31.880 that

00:28:32.220 but

00:28:32.640 I

00:28:32.800 didn't

00:28:33.200 I

00:28:33.560 didn't

00:28:33.780 like

00:28:34.020 him

00:28:34.220 and I

00:28:36.060 didn't

00:28:36.560 but I

00:28:36.940 didn't

00:28:37.200 do a

00:28:37.520 good

00:28:37.720 job

00:28:38.260 of

00:28:39.040 trying

00:28:39.700 to

00:28:40.520 figure

00:28:41.840 out

00:28:42.140 what

00:28:42.360 was

00:28:42.560 going

00:28:42.800 on

00:28:43.120 with

00:28:43.300 him

00:28:43.600 or

00:28:45.220 figure

00:28:45.620 out

00:28:45.900 like

00:28:46.060 what

00:28:46.220 made

00:28:46.520 him

00:28:46.760 you

00:28:47.240 know

00:28:47.380 seem

00:28:47.900 greedy

00:28:48.360 or

00:28:48.560 behave

00:28:48.920 a

00:28:49.120 certain

00:28:49.380 way

00:28:49.800 or

00:28:50.180 or

00:28:51.500 just

00:28:51.860 I

00:28:52.260 don't

00:28:52.380 know

00:28:52.540 I

00:28:52.700 feel

00:28:52.840 like

00:28:52.960 I

00:28:53.060 probably

00:28:53.280 could

00:28:53.480 have

00:28:53.560 tried

00:28:53.740 to

00:28:53.840 do

00:28:53.940 a

00:28:54.040 better

00:28:54.200 job

00:28:54.440 of

00:28:54.580 connecting

00:28:55.020 with

00:28:55.280 him

00:28:55.560 and

00:28:58.460 so

00:28:58.820 I

00:28:59.980 don't

00:29:00.140 know

00:29:00.320 we're

00:29:00.500 going

00:29:00.640 to

00:29:00.740 try

00:29:00.920 and

00:29:01.160 just

00:29:01.460 look

00:29:01.780 at

00:29:01.880 a

00:29:02.000 different

00:29:02.220 way

00:29:02.420 that

00:29:02.580 we

00:29:02.700 can

00:29:02.880 do

00:29:03.200 interviews

00:29:04.080 and

00:29:04.260 who

00:29:04.420 we

00:29:04.540 interview

00:29:04.840 to

00:29:05.640 make

00:29:05.920 it

00:29:06.060 more

00:29:06.240 of

00:29:06.360 an

00:29:06.460 experience

00:29:07.020 that

00:29:07.360 I

00:29:07.500 can

00:29:07.720 be

00:29:08.240 comfortable

00:29:08.580 in

00:29:08.900 and

00:29:09.120 enjoy

00:29:09.620 and

00:29:10.560 want

00:29:10.860 to

00:29:11.060 engage

00:29:11.520 in

00:29:11.860 you

00:29:14.080 know

00:29:14.180 I

00:29:14.300 wish

00:29:14.440 I

00:29:14.520 would

00:29:14.640 have

00:29:14.740 asked

00:29:14.980 him

00:29:15.140 you

00:29:15.480 know

00:29:15.600 or

00:29:15.700 talked

00:29:16.020 about

00:29:16.300 greed 0.51

00:29:16.660 and

00:29:17.080 what

00:29:17.240 I

00:29:17.380 think

00:29:17.580 about

00:29:17.800 greed 0.51

00:29:18.140 and

00:29:18.380 where

00:29:19.020 I

00:29:19.200 find

00:29:19.500 greed 0.51

00:29:19.780 in

00:29:19.940 my

00:29:20.120 life

00:29:20.400 and

00:29:20.520 how

00:29:20.680 I

00:29:20.800 could

00:29:20.920 have

00:29:21.000 related

00:29:21.380 it

00:29:21.560 to

00:29:21.680 him

00:29:22.020 or

00:29:22.240 I

00:29:23.120 don't

00:29:23.240 know

00:29:23.440 I

00:29:23.780 just

00:29:23.960 felt

00:29:24.200 like

00:29:24.400 and

00:29:25.600 I'm

00:29:25.700 not

00:29:25.820 being

00:29:25.960 hard

00:29:26.220 on

00:29:26.300 myself

00:29:26.480 I

00:29:26.620 just

00:29:26.740 want

00:29:26.880 to

00:29:26.960 do

00:29:27.060 it

00:29:27.200 well

00:29:27.500 I

00:29:27.860 don't

00:29:27.960 like

00:29:28.220 wasting

00:29:28.480 people's

00:29:28.880 time

00:29:29.320 you

00:29:31.200 know

00:29:31.280 if

00:29:31.380 you

00:29:31.440 think

00:29:31.580 about

00:29:31.800 time

00:29:32.240 then

00:29:32.560 you

00:29:33.120 can't

00:29:33.360 even

00:29:33.520 think

00:29:33.760 about

00:29:33.940 it

00:29:34.040 forever

00:29:34.380 because

00:29:35.620 you'll

00:29:35.800 run

00:29:35.960 out

00:29:36.140 of

00:29:36.260 it

00:29:36.500 so

00:29:38.700 it's

00:29:39.140 you

00:29:40.940 know

00:29:41.060 it's

00:29:41.240 that

00:29:41.420 tricky

00:29:41.800 ticky

00:29:42.440 it's

00:29:44.560 that

00:29:44.740 tricky

00:29:45.060 tick

00:29:45.420 tick

00:29:45.900 ticky

00:29:46.940 but

00:29:48.880 I

00:29:49.140 thought

00:29:49.320 the

00:29:49.420 interview

00:29:50.500 talking

00:29:51.020 with her

00:29:51.300 was so

00:29:51.680 cool

00:29:51.980 man

00:29:52.280 it

00:29:52.440 really

00:29:52.620 just

00:29:53.020 you

00:29:55.300 know

00:29:55.420 it

00:29:55.560 just

00:29:55.840 made

00:29:56.220 me

00:29:56.800 it

00:29:58.160 made

00:29:58.320 me

00:29:58.440 want

00:29:58.600 to

00:29:58.740 learn

00:29:58.960 more

00:29:59.320 you

00:30:01.420 know

00:30:01.540 it

00:30:01.660 made

00:30:01.860 me

00:30:02.000 want

00:30:02.200 to

00:30:02.400 believe

00:30:03.040 that

00:30:03.580 that

00:30:05.280 I

00:30:05.380 can

00:30:05.560 be

00:30:05.920 that

00:30:06.920 I

00:30:07.060 can

00:30:07.260 learn

00:30:07.500 more

00:30:07.840 and

00:30:08.140 that

00:30:08.260 I

00:30:08.380 can

00:30:08.700 you

00:30:09.880 know

00:30:10.060 just

00:30:10.320 it

00:30:11.960 made

00:30:12.100 me

00:30:12.160 believe

00:30:12.420 that

00:30:12.540 there

00:30:12.680 I

00:30:12.940 don't

00:30:13.040 know

00:30:13.180 it

00:30:13.280 just

00:30:13.440 made

00:30:13.620 me

00:30:13.740 think

00:30:13.940 oh

00:30:14.140 well

00:30:14.360 there

00:30:14.880 is

00:30:15.040 a

00:30:15.160 way

00:30:15.320 that

00:30:15.460 I

00:30:15.580 can

00:30:15.720 do

00:30:15.880 this

00:30:16.080 and

00:30:16.200 enjoy

00:30:16.600 it

00:30:16.800 there's

00:30:17.040 more

00:30:17.320 out

00:30:17.560 there

00:30:17.860 you

00:30:18.940 know

00:30:19.160 there's

00:30:19.560 a

00:30:19.700 there's

00:30:19.960 a

00:30:20.060 Walmart

00:30:20.300 that

00:30:20.520 goes

00:30:20.720 on

00:30:20.880 forever

00:30:21.260 man

00:30:21.560 I'm

00:30:22.960 talking

00:30:23.080 about

00:30:23.240 never

00:30:23.500 ending

00:30:23.720 Walmart

00:30:24.220 here

00:30:24.740 and I

00:30:27.680 know

00:30:27.820 that's

00:30:28.000 what

00:30:28.100 Nick's

00:30:28.340 going to

00:30:28.500 call

00:30:28.640 the

00:30:28.780 episode

00:30:29.120 as

00:30:29.400 well

00:30:29.720 Nick

00:30:32.120 picks

00:30:32.380 out

00:30:32.520 the

00:30:32.640 episode

00:30:32.920 titles

00:30:33.440 if

00:30:33.900 you

00:30:33.940 don't

00:30:34.060 know

00:30:34.260 that

00:30:34.560 just

00:30:35.080 filling

00:30:35.420 in

00:30:35.620 on

00:30:35.720 that

00:30:35.920 oh

00:30:36.400 I

00:30:36.540 do

00:30:36.640 have

00:30:36.740 some

00:30:36.880 really

00:30:37.020 cool

00:30:37.220 news

00:30:37.520 so

00:30:37.880 we're

00:30:39.960 going to

00:30:40.080 do

00:30:40.200 single

00:30:40.460 moms

00:30:40.760 night

00:30:41.000 out

00:30:41.160 in

00:30:41.300 San

00:30:41.620 Francisco

00:30:42.060 if

00:30:42.340 you

00:30:42.460 know

00:30:42.580 a

00:30:42.740 single

00:30:42.980 mother

00:30:43.340 who

00:30:45.760 you'd

00:30:47.100 like to

00:30:47.380 nominate

00:30:47.840 you can

00:30:48.260 hit the

00:30:48.520 hotline

00:30:48.920 985-664-9503

00:30:51.380 you know

00:30:53.800 don't

00:30:55.800 you know

00:30:56.720 just be

00:30:57.100 careful

00:30:57.400 about it

00:30:58.280 we don't

00:30:58.480 want to

00:30:58.640 hurt

00:30:58.780 anybody's

00:30:59.240 feelings

00:30:59.620 or anything

00:30:59.940 like that

00:31:00.580 so

00:31:02.120 but yeah

00:31:02.960 we would

00:31:03.280 love to

00:31:03.780 treat a

00:31:05.300 single

00:31:05.720 mother

00:31:05.880 out to

00:31:06.160 the show

00:31:06.480 one night

00:31:06.960 and then

00:31:07.920 do something

00:31:08.480 nice for

00:31:08.920 them and

00:31:09.200 their

00:31:09.340 kiddo

00:31:09.760 or

00:31:10.640 kiddos

00:31:11.200 but

00:31:12.080 we

00:31:13.220 are

00:31:14.100 it

00:31:15.980 looks

00:31:16.340 like

00:31:16.620 anyway

00:31:16.880 we're

00:31:17.200 going

00:31:17.320 to

00:31:17.440 be

00:31:17.620 able

00:31:17.780 to

00:31:18.020 start

00:31:18.340 an

00:31:18.480 actual

00:31:18.760 non

00:31:19.140 profit

00:31:19.580 or

00:31:20.920 that's

00:31:21.160 the goal

00:31:21.580 so

00:31:21.980 going

00:31:23.060 to

00:31:23.120 be

00:31:23.480 having

00:31:24.440 someone

00:31:24.740 work

00:31:24.960 full

00:31:25.260 time

00:31:25.780 not

00:31:26.260 full

00:31:26.480 time

00:31:26.680 part

00:31:26.960 time

00:31:27.640 so

00:31:27.960 sometimes

00:31:28.580 on

00:31:30.220 building

00:31:30.900 that

00:31:31.340 you know

00:31:33.240 helping

00:31:33.480 out

00:31:33.680 single

00:31:33.920 mothers

00:31:34.240 or

00:31:34.720 helping

00:31:36.100 out

00:31:36.280 single

00:31:36.500 mothers

00:31:36.880 who

00:31:38.040 are

00:31:38.580 you know

00:31:39.920 financially

00:31:40.560 unstable

00:31:42.100 financially

00:31:42.620 troubled

00:31:43.200 and that

00:31:44.000 all of our

00:31:44.600 single moms 0.86

00:31:44.980 haven't been

00:31:45.440 some of

00:31:46.000 these ladies 1.00

00:31:46.360 it's all

00:31:46.680 different

00:31:46.940 types

00:31:47.360 but

00:31:47.680 in order

00:31:48.380 for it

00:31:48.680 to be

00:31:48.960 an

00:31:49.160 actual

00:31:49.500 non

00:31:49.760 profit

00:31:50.100 you have

00:31:50.620 to

00:31:50.820 it has

00:31:51.260 to

00:31:51.380 be

00:31:51.540 charitable

00:31:52.000 that's

00:31:52.480 one

00:31:52.620 thing

00:31:52.780 I

00:31:52.900 learned

00:31:53.260 so

00:31:54.160 we

00:31:54.380 have

00:31:54.540 to

00:31:54.660 make

00:31:54.860 sure

00:31:55.120 that

00:31:55.340 we

00:31:55.520 will

00:31:55.740 help

00:31:56.080 out

00:31:56.340 people

00:31:56.640 that

00:31:56.780 are

00:31:56.860 really

00:31:57.040 struggling

00:31:57.520 and so

00:31:59.460 anyway

00:31:59.700 we're

00:31:59.900 gonna

00:32:00.080 we're

00:32:01.620 gonna

00:32:01.740 be able

00:32:01.960 to

00:32:02.100 look

00:32:02.260 we're

00:32:02.420 gonna

00:32:02.500 work

00:32:02.700 on

00:32:02.820 that

00:32:02.920 we're

00:32:03.040 having

00:32:03.140 somebody

00:32:03.300 look

00:32:03.520 into

00:32:03.740 that

00:32:03.960 and

00:32:04.100 really

00:32:04.420 kind

00:32:05.080 of

00:32:05.180 move

00:32:05.440 that

00:32:05.680 forward

00:32:06.060 and

00:32:06.720 apply

00:32:07.140 for

00:32:07.580 a

00:32:08.040 non

00:32:08.400 profit

00:32:08.720 ship

00:32:09.160 so

00:32:09.840 pretty

00:32:10.720 cool

00:32:11.120 pretty

00:32:12.760 cool

00:32:13.020 you know

00:32:13.200 I have

00:32:13.400 envisions

00:32:13.780 of like

00:32:14.100 you know

00:32:15.200 having

00:32:15.440 like

00:32:15.700 places

00:32:16.560 like

00:32:16.880 where

00:32:17.060 these

00:32:17.360 where

00:32:17.560 moms

00:32:17.840 can

00:32:18.000 live

00:32:18.340 and

00:32:18.580 just

00:32:19.160 take

00:32:19.340 a

00:32:19.440 little

00:32:19.560 bit

00:32:19.680 of

00:32:19.780 stress

00:32:20.060 off

00:32:20.240 of

00:32:20.340 their

00:32:20.440 lives

00:32:20.920 so

00:32:21.960 that

00:32:22.120 they

00:32:22.320 can

00:32:22.840 you know

00:32:24.000 just

00:32:24.140 create

00:32:24.420 more

00:32:24.660 of a

00:32:25.120 hopefully

00:32:26.200 a

00:32:26.440 create

00:32:26.860 more

00:32:27.160 of

00:32:27.280 like

00:32:27.460 an

00:32:27.560 emotional

00:32:28.040 well

00:32:29.580 world

00:32:30.640 for them

00:32:31.140 and their

00:32:31.540 and their

00:32:32.740 kiddos

00:32:33.160 man

00:32:33.400 that

00:32:33.600 cool

00:32:33.820 wouldn't

00:32:33.940 that

00:32:34.020 be

00:32:34.140 cool

00:32:34.460 so

00:32:35.280 thank

00:32:35.580 you

00:32:35.720 so

00:32:35.860 much

00:32:36.060 to

00:32:36.200 everybody

00:32:36.560 that

00:32:36.760 supports

00:32:37.060 this

00:32:37.220 podcast

00:32:37.660 because

00:32:38.040 it's

00:32:39.840 slow

00:32:40.140 it just

00:32:40.420 takes

00:32:40.640 things

00:32:40.840 take

00:32:41.000 a

00:32:41.120 long

00:32:41.340 time

00:32:42.080 you know

00:32:42.880 it's

00:32:43.000 like

00:32:43.100 the

00:32:43.240 government

00:32:43.600 kind of

00:32:44.040 things

00:32:44.240 just

00:32:44.460 take

00:32:44.860 a

00:32:45.080 while

00:32:45.620 but

00:32:47.460 we

00:32:47.660 are

00:32:47.780 doing

00:32:48.000 it

00:32:48.120 we

00:32:48.280 can

00:32:48.440 do

00:32:48.620 this

00:32:49.000 and

00:32:49.220 and

00:32:49.780 I'm

00:32:49.860 just

00:32:50.020 starting

00:32:50.240 to

00:32:50.500 try

00:32:50.760 and

00:32:50.880 believe

00:32:51.100 that

00:32:51.260 in

00:32:51.360 my

00:32:51.480 life

00:32:51.740 that

00:32:52.020 that

00:32:52.180 if

00:32:53.200 we

00:32:53.300 want

00:32:53.440 to

00:32:53.540 change

00:32:53.760 the

00:32:53.900 world

00:32:54.140 or

00:32:54.280 do

00:32:54.420 something

00:32:54.660 different

00:32:54.960 that

00:32:55.120 we

00:32:55.200 can

00:32:55.780 that

00:32:56.980 sounds

00:33:04.460 change

00:33:04.700 the

00:33:04.840 world

00:33:05.120 you

00:33:06.680 know

00:33:06.960 because

00:33:09.320 I'd

00:33:09.940 rather

00:33:10.080 believe

00:33:10.360 that

00:33:10.600 than

00:33:10.740 that

00:33:10.880 we

00:33:11.000 couldn't

00:33:11.340 you

00:33:11.520 know

00:33:11.760 than

00:33:12.980 that

00:33:13.120 we

00:33:13.240 stuck

00:33:13.600 out

00:33:13.840 here

00:33:14.100 you

00:33:15.880 know

00:33:16.000 that

00:33:16.380 you

00:33:17.060 know

00:33:17.280 that

00:33:17.520 it's

00:33:17.660 all

00:33:17.820 just

00:33:18.080 super

00:33:18.380 glue

00:33:18.700 and

00:33:19.360 that

00:33:19.460 I'm

00:33:19.580 not

00:33:19.760 super

00:33:20.140 then

00:33:21.920 I'm

00:33:22.080 stuck

00:33:22.460 so

00:33:24.620 I

00:33:26.300 think

00:33:26.500 we

00:33:26.640 could

00:33:26.760 do

00:33:26.980 I

00:33:27.140 mean

00:33:27.280 it's

00:33:27.440 crazy

00:33:27.780 maybe

00:33:28.000 I

00:33:28.160 sound

00:33:28.360 like

00:33:28.600 a 1.00

00:33:28.740 crazy 1.00

00:33:29.080 person 0.96

00:33:29.340 but

00:33:29.520 you

00:33:29.640 know

00:33:29.760 what

00:33:30.000 you

00:33:30.140 have

00:33:30.380 to

00:33:30.640 you

00:33:32.040 gotta

00:33:32.280 believe

00:33:32.520 somebody

00:33:33.020 crazy

00:33:33.540 before

00:33:33.960 they're

00:33:34.300 crafty

00:33:34.940 you

00:33:37.020 know

00:33:37.160 somebody

00:33:37.460 runs

00:33:37.840 up

00:33:38.020 on

00:33:38.200 you

00:33:38.280 in

00:33:38.360 the

00:33:38.480 park

00:33:38.740 and

00:33:38.860 is

00:33:38.980 like

00:33:39.140 hey

00:33:39.380 bro

00:33:39.660 you

00:33:39.900 know

00:33:40.140 I'll

00:33:40.520 blow 1.00

00:33:40.740 you 0.68

00:33:40.900 right

00:33:41.200 now

00:33:41.600 and

00:33:41.980 you're

00:33:42.140 like

00:33:42.340 no

00:33:42.600 way

00:33:42.980 buddy

00:33:43.440 and

00:33:44.860 then

00:33:45.040 next

00:33:45.340 thing

00:33:45.520 you

00:33:45.660 know

00:33:46.020 you

00:33:48.160 know

00:33:48.440 so

00:33:49.020 first

00:33:50.980 they

00:33:51.160 sound

00:33:51.400 crazy

00:33:51.820 but

00:33:52.020 then

00:33:52.260 it

00:33:52.400 could

00:33:52.540 be

00:33:52.740 crafty

00:33:53.320 you

00:33:53.440 know

00:33:53.660 do

00:33:53.920 what

00:33:54.100 you

00:33:54.220 gotta

00:33:54.460 do

00:33:54.880 um

00:33:56.600 today's

00:33:56.980 episode

00:33:57.460 I

00:33:58.180 don't

00:33:58.280 even

00:33:58.380 know

00:33:58.480 what

00:33:58.500 I'm

00:33:58.560 talking

00:33:58.780 about

00:33:58.960 today

00:33:59.120 uh

00:34:00.160 man

00:34:01.340 dude 0.82

00:34:02.500 my neck

00:34:02.940 starts

00:34:03.180 hurting

00:34:03.400 like

00:34:03.600 25

00:34:03.980 minutes

00:34:04.300 into

00:34:04.520 these

00:34:04.720 episodes

00:34:05.080 I

00:34:05.440 gotta

00:34:05.580 get

00:34:05.800 a

00:34:06.100 new

00:34:07.000 neck

00:34:07.500 oh

00:34:08.740 thank

00:34:09.000 you

00:34:09.080 to

00:34:09.160 everybody

00:34:09.380 that

00:34:09.540 came out

00:34:09.760 in

00:34:09.860 Los

00:34:10.020 Angeles

00:34:10.300 two

00:34:10.540 weeks

00:34:10.780 ago

00:34:11.080 I

00:34:11.660 want

00:34:11.760 to

00:34:11.860 thank

00:34:12.040 you

00:34:12.140 so

00:34:12.300 much

00:34:12.500 that

00:34:12.640 came

00:34:12.820 out

00:34:12.980 at

00:34:13.080 the

00:34:13.180 improv

00:34:13.440 it

00:34:13.660 was

00:34:13.820 fun

00:34:14.180 man

00:34:14.440 the

00:34:14.620 first

00:34:14.940 show

00:34:15.340 it

00:34:16.040 was

00:34:16.180 so

00:34:16.400 much

00:34:16.660 fun

00:34:17.040 uh

00:34:18.320 I

00:34:18.960 mean

00:34:19.100 it

00:34:19.200 was

00:34:19.280 just

00:34:19.400 a

00:34:19.600 real

00:34:19.880 real

00:34:20.160 hoot 0.98

00:34:20.720 and

00:34:21.440 that

00:34:21.560 was

00:34:21.700 a

00:34:21.860 joy

00:34:22.060 and

00:34:22.200 I

00:34:22.260 just

00:34:22.320 want

00:34:22.420 to

00:34:32.500 show

00:34:32.840 and

00:34:33.400 I'll

00:34:33.540 see

00:34:33.700 you

00:34:33.800 in

00:34:33.920 San

00:34:34.120 Francisco

00:34:34.600 this

00:34:34.980 weekend

00:34:35.480 um

00:34:37.040 so

00:34:37.700 you

00:34:37.860 can

00:34:38.020 know

00:34:38.240 that

00:34:38.740 at

00:34:40.500 Cobb's

00:34:40.900 comedy

00:34:41.180 club

00:34:41.520 Thursday

00:34:41.840 Friday

00:34:42.220 and

00:34:42.440 Saturday

00:34:42.840 uh

00:34:44.840 support

00:34:45.200 for this

00:34:45.580 past

00:34:45.860 weekend

00:34:46.100 comes

00:34:46.400 from

00:34:46.620 Manscaped

00:34:47.680 and

00:34:48.500 they

00:34:48.800 Manscaped

00:34:49.720 is a

00:34:49.980 company

00:34:50.320 and

00:34:51.000 they're

00:34:51.140 number

00:34:51.400 one

00:34:51.720 in

00:34:51.900 men's

00:34:52.300 below

00:34:52.660 the

00:34:52.940 belt

00:34:53.300 grooming

00:34:53.980 so

00:34:55.320 if

00:34:55.440 you

00:34:55.540 look

00:34:55.700 down

00:34:55.900 by

00:34:56.040 your 1.00

00:34:56.200 junk 1.00

00:34:56.580 and 0.99

00:34:56.740 you

00:34:56.880 ain't

00:34:57.080 seeing

00:34:57.480 joy

00:34:58.980 you

00:34:59.980 should

00:35:00.120 change

00:35:00.460 it

00:35:00.800 because

00:35:01.800 you

00:35:01.920 your 1.00

00:35:02.320 junk 0.99

00:35:02.640 should 0.99

00:35:02.820 be

00:35:02.960 really

00:35:03.240 just

00:35:03.640 you

00:35:04.500 want

00:35:04.720 that

00:35:04.940 hitter

00:35:05.240 down 0.64

00:35:05.480 there

00:35:05.800 you

00:35:06.720 want

00:35:06.920 that

00:35:07.120 hair

00:35:07.400 you

00:35:07.660 know

00:35:07.880 you

00:35:08.180 want

00:35:08.340 that

00:35:08.460 kind

00:35:08.640 of

00:35:08.740 hairless

00:35:09.100 hitter

00:35:10.060 Manscaped

00:35:11.260 offers

00:35:11.940 precision

00:35:12.580 engineered

00:35:13.160 tools

00:35:13.700 for your

00:35:14.200 family

00:35:14.720 jewels

00:35:15.400 I

00:35:16.020 didn't

00:35:16.200 write

00:35:16.380 that

00:35:16.600 but

00:35:16.780 I

00:35:16.900 read

00:35:17.100 it

00:35:17.540 um

00:35:19.600 now

00:35:20.000 I've

00:35:20.200 groomed

00:35:20.460 myself

00:35:20.820 before

00:35:21.320 and

00:35:21.520 I've

00:35:21.720 nipped

00:35:22.000 my 0.85

00:35:22.260 I hate

00:35:23.140 to say

00:35:23.480 this

00:35:23.760 man

00:35:24.060 cause

00:35:24.300 it's

00:35:24.740 you

00:35:25.500 know

00:35:25.660 but

00:35:27.260 I'm

00:35:27.500 you

00:35:27.780 know

00:35:27.980 I've

00:35:28.660 nipped

00:35:29.060 uh

00:35:29.660 you

00:35:30.780 know

00:35:31.920 hand

00:35:32.320 before

00:35:32.680 with

00:35:32.900 a

00:35:33.060 scissor

00:35:33.740 and

00:35:35.180 I

00:35:35.320 have

00:35:35.580 man

00:35:35.780 not

00:35:35.960 a

00:35:36.120 big

00:35:36.360 nip

00:35:36.640 but

00:35:36.840 just

00:35:37.040 enough

00:35:37.540 and

00:35:37.860 man

00:35:38.220 that

00:35:38.400 thing

00:35:38.720 it

00:35:41.780 uh

00:35:42.440 it's

00:35:43.820 got a lot

00:35:44.160 of blood

00:35:44.500 in it

00:35:44.820 I'll say

00:35:45.120 that

00:35:45.440 you know

00:35:45.860 and

00:35:46.180 it's

00:35:46.340 kind

00:35:46.500 of

00:35:46.620 edgy

00:35:46.880 and

00:35:47.000 I'm

00:35:47.120 sorry

00:35:47.340 I

00:35:47.460 shouldn't

00:35:47.580 be

00:35:47.720 talking

00:35:47.900 like

00:35:48.100 that

00:35:48.420 but

00:35:48.840 but

00:35:50.120 Manscaped

00:35:50.740 is

00:35:50.900 forever

00:35:51.220 changing

00:35:51.820 the

00:35:52.120 grooming

00:35:52.500 game

00:35:53.020 with

00:35:53.260 their

00:35:53.420 perfect

00:35:53.880 package

00:35:54.360 2.0

00:35:55.280 inside

00:35:56.580 the

00:35:56.820 perfect

00:35:57.120 package

00:35:57.640 you'll

00:35:58.300 find

00:35:58.540 the

00:35:58.700 electric

00:35:59.080 trimmer

00:35:59.460 called

00:36:01.920 waterproof

00:36:02.360 skin

00:36:02.980 safe

00:36:03.320 technology

00:36:03.980 keep

00:36:04.580 you

00:36:04.680 from

00:36:04.860 nicking

00:36:05.140 that

00:36:05.460 sack

00:36:05.920 and

00:36:07.060 the

00:36:07.180 only

00:36:07.300 person

00:36:07.600 that

00:36:07.820 is

00:36:08.280 allowed

00:36:08.600 to

00:36:08.780 nick

00:36:09.080 and

00:36:09.240 sack

00:36:09.640 at

00:36:09.800 the

00:36:09.940 same

00:36:10.160 time

00:36:10.620 is

00:36:11.260 Chris

00:36:12.060 Kringle

00:36:12.480 baby

00:36:12.800 jolly

00:36:13.880 old

00:36:14.460 Santa

00:36:14.820 Claus

00:36:15.440 Saint

00:36:16.140 Nick

00:36:16.520 with

00:36:17.060 that

00:36:17.280 sack

00:36:17.640 of

00:36:17.820 gifts

00:36:18.180 you

00:36:20.160 can

00:36:20.300 create

00:36:20.540 less

00:36:20.820 mess

00:36:21.060 by

00:36:21.260 trimming

00:36:21.560 in

00:36:21.800 the

00:36:21.940 shower

00:36:22.340 with

00:36:23.040 that

00:36:23.340 electric

00:36:24.540 trimmer

00:36:24.960 the

00:36:25.100 lawnmower

00:36:25.520 the

00:36:25.700 waterproof

00:36:26.080 one

00:36:26.440 you

00:36:27.020 can

00:36:27.140 get

00:36:27.260 those

00:36:27.440 hard

00:36:27.760 to

00:36:28.040 reach

00:36:28.260 places

00:36:28.620 they

00:36:28.780 got

00:36:28.900 a

00:36:29.000 little

00:36:29.140 tool

00:36:29.380 called

00:36:29.600 the

00:36:29.760 plow

00:36:30.280 and

00:36:31.000 you

00:36:31.120 can

00:36:31.240 share

00:36:31.540 crop

00:36:31.920 your own 0.99

00:36:32.300 freaking 0.82

00:36:32.680 your own

00:36:35.000 body

00:36:35.360 I mean

00:36:36.420 you

00:36:36.560 definitely

00:36:37.020 you got

00:36:37.660 40 acres

00:36:38.340 and you

00:36:38.600 got

00:36:38.740 that

00:36:38.940 mule

00:36:39.260 baby

00:36:39.560 that

00:36:39.760 little

00:36:40.040 you

00:36:41.740 got

00:36:41.960 that

00:36:42.260 instrument

00:36:42.740 that

00:36:42.960 they

00:36:43.100 give

00:36:43.360 you

00:36:43.580 let's

00:36:46.840 not

00:36:46.960 forget

00:36:47.120 about

00:36:47.300 that

00:36:47.480 crop

00:36:47.840 preserver

00:36:48.440 it's

00:36:48.680 an

00:36:48.840 anti

00:36:49.180 chafing

00:36:49.680 ball

00:36:50.140 deodorant

00:36:50.780 wow

00:36:51.080 they

00:36:51.240 go

00:36:51.420 in

00:36:51.580 deep

00:36:51.960 and

00:36:52.580 moisturizer

00:36:53.200 whoo

00:36:54.500 now

00:36:55.340 back

00:36:55.820 off the

00:36:56.120 moisturizer

00:36:56.580 a little

00:36:57.080 man

00:36:57.380 you'll

00:36:57.640 end up

00:36:57.980 doing

00:36:58.180 other

00:36:58.440 things

00:36:58.760 to

00:36:58.900 yourself

00:36:59.200 end up

00:36:59.520 touching

00:36:59.780 yourself

00:37:00.180 to

00:37:00.360 full

00:37:00.620 pleasure

00:37:01.040 and

00:37:01.220 blasting

00:37:01.720 why

00:37:03.540 are

00:37:03.660 you

00:37:03.720 not

00:37:03.860 putting

00:37:04.080 deodorant

00:37:04.520 on the

00:37:04.780 smelliest

00:37:05.200 part of

00:37:05.480 your

00:37:05.560 body

00:37:05.800 that's

00:37:06.000 what

00:37:06.100 they're

00:37:06.220 wondering

00:37:06.480 it's

00:37:06.660 time to

00:37:06.900 get

00:37:07.020 clean

00:37:07.300 with the

00:37:07.580 perfect

00:37:07.900 package

00:37:08.500 2.0

00:37:09.500 get

00:37:10.320 20%

00:37:11.040 off

00:37:11.400 free

00:37:11.800 shipping

00:37:12.140 with

00:37:12.320 the

00:37:12.460 code

00:37:12.660 theo

00:37:13.060 at

00:37:13.380 manscaped.com

00:37:14.980 always use

00:37:16.040 the right

00:37:16.320 tools

00:37:16.860 get

00:37:17.560 20%

00:37:18.140 off

00:37:18.400 and

00:37:18.640 free

00:37:19.120 shipping

00:37:19.620 with

00:37:20.460 the

00:37:20.660 code

00:37:20.920 theo

00:37:21.560 at

00:37:23.100 manscaped.com

00:37:24.720 20%

00:37:25.360 off

00:37:25.540 with

00:37:25.700 free

00:37:25.920 shipping

00:37:26.240 at

00:37:26.960 manscaped.com

00:37:27.860 use

00:37:28.040 code

00:37:28.360 you

00:37:28.760 know

00:37:29.060 theo

00:37:29.660 so

00:37:30.400 that's

00:37:32.000 our only

00:37:32.240 ad

00:37:32.460 today

00:37:32.740 isn't that

00:37:33.000 cool

00:37:33.220 man

00:37:33.860 isn't that

00:37:35.020 cool

00:37:35.300 when it's

00:37:35.660 nice

00:37:35.900 when there's

00:37:36.140 not a lot

00:37:36.580 of ads

00:37:37.160 let's

00:37:38.900 get into

00:37:39.140 some

00:37:39.320 calls

00:37:39.640 some

00:37:39.820 great

00:37:40.020 calls

00:37:40.340 came

00:37:40.640 in

00:37:41.100 you know

00:37:43.240 I've been

00:37:43.460 struggling

00:37:43.780 recently

00:37:44.180 to kind

00:37:44.580 of like

00:37:44.760 feel a lot

00:37:45.300 of my

00:37:45.480 own

00:37:45.620 feelings

00:37:45.920 and I

00:37:46.260 just

00:37:46.440 want

00:37:46.600 to

00:37:46.700 share

00:37:46.960 that

00:37:47.220 some

00:37:47.600 you know

00:37:48.880 I like

00:37:49.120 to come

00:37:49.400 on here

00:37:49.620 sometimes

00:37:49.980 and talk

00:37:50.360 about

00:37:50.520 what I'm

00:37:50.760 feeling

00:37:51.140 and stuff

00:37:51.620 but

00:37:51.960 honestly

00:37:53.040 I've

00:37:53.260 just

00:37:53.420 been

00:37:53.620 so

00:37:53.940 things

00:37:54.580 have been

00:37:54.800 so

00:37:55.000 busy

00:37:55.300 recently

00:37:55.680 it's

00:37:55.840 been

00:37:55.960 hard

00:37:56.160 to

00:37:56.300 have

00:37:56.480 a lot

00:37:56.740 of

00:37:56.880 feelings

00:37:57.400 you know

00:38:01.620 because

00:38:01.900 you need

00:38:02.300 more

00:38:02.480 space

00:38:02.860 for those

00:38:03.480 and

00:38:03.960 I'm

00:38:05.480 going to

00:38:05.560 try to

00:38:05.840 get

00:38:06.000 some

00:38:06.200 more

00:38:06.400 of that

00:38:06.580 going

00:38:06.800 in my

00:38:07.020 life

00:38:07.380 you know

00:38:08.480 just

00:38:08.680 go to

00:38:08.940 more

00:38:09.120 meetings

00:38:09.700 more

00:38:11.180 12

00:38:11.560 step

00:38:11.940 and

00:38:12.140 go to

00:38:12.620 and

00:38:14.800 what else

00:38:15.180 go to

00:38:15.580 and

00:38:17.660 maybe do

00:38:18.400 some

00:38:18.560 meditation

00:38:19.080 so

00:38:20.300 I'm

00:38:20.380 going to

00:38:20.420 be

00:38:20.500 looking

00:38:20.720 at

00:38:20.900 that

00:38:21.080 man

00:38:21.400 give

00:38:22.300 my

00:38:22.480 chakras 1.00

00:38:23.040 you know

00:38:23.380 give

00:38:23.560 them

00:38:23.640 a little

00:38:23.860 bit

00:38:24.000 of

00:38:24.120 rest

00:38:24.720 we

00:38:26.200 got

00:38:26.320 some

00:38:26.460 calls

00:38:26.700 that

00:38:26.820 came

00:38:27.000 in

00:38:27.160 as

00:38:27.280 always

00:38:27.540 the

00:38:27.680 hotline

00:38:27.980 is

00:38:28.120 985-664-9503

00:38:31.520 and

00:38:32.440 I do

00:38:34.060 want to

00:38:34.260 say

00:38:34.380 thank you

00:38:34.800 I don't

00:38:34.920 know if

00:38:35.060 I say

00:38:35.340 it

00:38:35.420 enough

00:38:35.560 I want

00:38:35.720 to

00:38:35.780 say

00:38:35.860 thank

00:38:36.120 you

00:38:36.240 so

00:38:36.420 much

00:38:36.760 for

00:38:37.640 just

00:38:37.920 being

00:38:38.140 a

00:38:38.280 part

00:38:38.460 of

00:38:38.660 this

00:38:39.480 and

00:38:39.660 for

00:38:39.780 paying

00:38:39.980 attention

00:38:40.340 sometimes

00:38:40.960 and for

00:38:41.600 coming

00:38:41.820 out

00:38:42.000 on

00:38:42.100 the

00:38:42.220 road

00:38:49.080 my

00:38:49.260 dreams

00:38:49.760 and

00:38:51.080 sometimes

00:38:51.360 I'm

00:38:51.580 still

00:38:51.780 agitated

00:38:52.400 you know

00:38:53.100 but

00:38:53.240 that's

00:38:53.460 just

00:38:53.640 me

00:38:53.960 that's

00:38:54.560 just

00:38:54.700 who

00:38:54.860 I

00:38:55.040 am

00:38:55.200 I'm

00:38:55.340 not

00:38:55.480 going

00:38:55.580 to

00:38:55.700 change

00:38:56.000 sometimes

00:38:56.680 and

00:38:59.940 you know

00:39:01.980 and it's

00:39:02.320 different

00:39:02.640 like

00:39:02.960 it's

00:39:03.520 just

00:39:03.760 I

00:39:04.760 don't

00:39:04.880 know

00:39:05.020 man

00:39:05.400 you know

00:39:08.160 it's

00:39:08.600 hard

00:39:08.800 like

00:39:09.120 you know

00:39:12.460 I don't

00:39:12.680 sometimes

00:39:13.060 feel

00:39:13.820 like

00:39:15.320 I know

00:39:15.620 I've

00:39:15.820 done

00:39:16.040 enough

00:39:16.580 work

00:39:16.940 and stuff

00:39:17.380 in my

00:39:17.680 life

00:39:18.020 and in

00:39:18.540 stand-up

00:39:19.560 comedy

00:39:19.920 to

00:39:20.260 be

00:39:20.560 able

00:39:20.780 to

00:39:21.320 have

00:39:24.260 the

00:39:24.420 ability

00:39:24.920 to

00:39:25.540 entertain

00:39:26.140 people

00:39:26.520 when

00:39:26.680 they

00:39:26.800 come

00:39:27.000 out

00:39:27.160 to

00:39:27.300 the

00:39:27.440 show

00:39:27.680 I

00:39:28.060 know

00:39:28.280 that

00:39:28.460 I've

00:39:28.660 done

00:39:28.860 enough

00:39:29.240 of

00:39:29.360 my

00:39:29.520 homework

00:39:29.980 so

00:39:30.920 that

00:39:31.100 I

00:39:31.200 can

00:39:31.320 apply

00:39:31.800 it

00:39:32.020 now

00:39:32.380 on

00:39:33.160 a

00:39:33.300 regular

00:39:33.560 basis

00:39:34.140 but

00:39:35.700 still

00:39:36.100 I

00:39:36.340 feel

00:39:36.780 I

00:39:38.420 think

00:39:38.600 there's

00:39:38.780 always

00:39:39.000 a

00:39:39.160 part

00:39:39.340 of

00:39:39.520 us

00:39:39.780 that

00:39:39.980 feels

00:39:40.360 not

00:39:40.800 deserving

00:39:42.180 and

00:39:44.780 some

00:39:45.060 people

00:39:45.300 say

00:39:45.500 well

00:39:45.660 no

00:39:45.820 man

00:39:46.000 you

00:39:46.140 deserve

00:39:46.500 this

00:39:46.760 and

00:39:47.260 that's

00:39:47.560 and I

00:39:47.880 appreciate

00:39:48.180 that

00:39:48.680 but

00:39:49.800 I

00:39:49.920 want

00:39:50.200 there

00:39:50.300 to

00:39:50.420 always

00:39:50.600 be

00:39:50.720 a

00:39:50.860 part

00:39:51.000 of

00:39:51.080 me

00:39:51.160 that

00:39:51.300 feels

00:39:51.560 a

00:39:51.740 little

00:39:51.880 less

00:39:52.220 deserving

00:39:52.720 because

00:39:55.020 I

00:39:55.160 need

00:39:55.380 that

00:39:55.540 part

00:39:55.760 of

00:39:55.880 me

00:39:56.100 you

00:39:56.720 know

00:39:56.800 I

00:39:56.900 need

00:39:57.080 that

00:39:57.220 part

00:39:57.400 of

00:39:57.480 me

00:39:57.540 to

00:39:57.660 keep

00:39:57.880 me

00:39:58.280 I

00:40:00.160 think

00:40:00.400 I

00:40:01.940 need

00:40:02.460 I

00:40:03.700 don't

00:40:03.920 know

00:40:04.100 it's

00:40:04.300 just

00:40:04.440 like

00:40:04.580 a

00:40:04.700 thermostat

00:40:05.140 it's

00:40:05.340 like

00:40:05.440 I

00:40:05.540 know

00:40:05.680 the

00:40:05.880 setting

00:40:06.200 and

00:40:08.680 sometimes

00:40:08.940 the

00:40:09.120 setting

00:40:09.320 doesn't

00:40:09.600 leave

00:40:09.860 me

00:40:09.980 feeling

00:40:10.240 great

00:40:10.620 but

00:40:11.640 it's

00:40:11.920 still

00:40:12.120 the

00:40:12.300 setting

00:40:12.540 that

00:40:12.700 I

00:40:12.820 know

00:40:13.000 the

00:40:13.180 best

00:40:13.600 and

00:40:14.800 it's

00:40:14.960 a

00:40:15.100 setting

00:40:15.300 that

00:40:15.440 I

00:40:15.520 can

00:40:15.640 operate

00:40:16.040 at

00:40:16.380 but

00:40:18.540 I

00:40:18.940 just

00:40:19.620 am

00:40:19.760 so

00:40:19.940 grateful

00:40:20.260 man

00:40:20.480 thank

00:40:20.720 you

00:40:20.840 guys

00:40:21.040 so

00:40:21.240 much

00:40:21.520 for

00:40:21.760 I

00:40:23.320 mean

00:40:23.420 I

00:40:23.520 just

00:40:24.260 can't

00:40:24.460 even

00:40:24.580 tell

00:40:24.800 you

00:40:24.960 it's

00:40:25.160 like

00:40:25.520 I

00:40:27.620 always

00:40:27.840 kind

00:40:28.020 of

00:40:28.100 believe

00:40:28.360 I

00:40:28.520 always

00:40:28.760 believed

00:40:29.140 in

00:40:29.260 myself

00:40:29.680 I

00:40:29.880 think

00:40:30.200 but

00:40:31.560 I

00:40:31.660 never

00:40:32.080 you

00:40:34.240 never

00:40:34.420 really

00:40:34.700 you

00:40:35.620 just

00:40:36.220 don't

00:40:36.420 know

00:40:36.720 you

00:40:38.200 don't

00:40:38.700 know

00:40:38.980 you

00:40:39.280 just

00:40:39.600 don't

00:40:39.780 know

00:40:39.960 what's

00:40:40.240 going

00:40:40.340 to

00:40:40.420 happen

00:40:40.680 and

00:40:41.900 I'm

00:40:42.620 not

00:40:42.760 saying

00:40:42.980 like

00:40:43.160 I

00:40:43.300 haven't

00:40:43.500 I'm

00:40:44.180 not

00:40:44.320 walking

00:40:44.620 on

00:40:44.780 the

00:40:44.920 moon

00:40:45.160 or

00:40:45.340 I'm

00:40:45.460 not

00:40:45.640 no

00:40:45.820 Danny

00:40:46.180 DeVito

00:40:46.660 or

00:40:46.860 anything

00:40:47.080 like

00:40:47.380 that

00:40:47.720 or

00:40:47.940 you

00:40:48.820 know

00:40:48.940 Ronald

00:40:51.760 having

00:40:52.080 like

00:40:52.300 an

00:40:52.440 opportunity

00:40:52.880 to

00:40:53.180 live

00:40:53.420 out

00:40:53.560 some

00:40:53.720 of

00:40:53.800 my

00:40:53.960 dreams

00:40:54.400 man

00:40:54.800 and

00:40:57.300 I'll

00:40:58.140 tell you

00:40:58.420 this

00:40:58.740 man

00:40:58.960 it's

00:40:59.200 awesome

00:40:59.600 you

00:41:02.300 know

00:41:02.440 it's

00:41:02.640 really

00:41:02.880 really

00:41:03.100 cool

00:41:03.440 it's

00:41:04.820 really

00:41:04.980 cool

00:41:05.180 when

00:41:05.320 somebody

00:41:05.520 comes

00:41:05.800 up

00:41:05.940 that's

00:41:06.660 just

00:41:06.860 like

00:41:07.140 me

00:41:07.320 from

00:41:07.540 where

00:41:07.700 I'm

00:41:07.800 from

00:41:08.020 or

00:41:08.160 that's

00:41:08.400 different

00:41:08.640 than

00:41:08.860 me

00:41:09.140 says

00:41:09.940 hey

00:41:10.100 man

00:41:10.240 you

00:41:10.480 know

00:41:10.580 you

00:41:11.740 make

00:41:11.940 me

00:41:12.080 laugh

00:41:12.480 or

00:41:12.580 my

00:41:12.720 wife

00:41:12.960 and

00:41:13.060 I

00:41:13.140 had

00:41:13.300 fun

00:41:13.760 or

00:41:14.100 you

00:41:14.820 know

00:41:14.880 I

00:41:14.980 can

00:41:15.120 relate

00:41:15.420 to

00:41:15.620 you

00:41:15.900 and

00:41:16.200 like

00:41:19.620 it's

00:41:19.800 wild

00:41:19.980 I

00:41:20.100 don't

00:41:20.180 feel

00:41:20.300 like

00:41:20.400 I

00:41:20.480 deserve

00:41:20.820 that

00:41:21.100 and

00:41:21.240 nobody

00:41:21.500 kind

00:41:21.740 of

00:41:21.820 does

00:41:22.060 but

00:41:22.260 I'm

00:41:22.420 happy

00:41:22.740 I

00:41:23.560 do

00:41:23.760 want

00:41:23.920 to

00:41:24.060 be

00:41:24.300 do

00:41:24.640 my

00:41:24.820 best

00:41:25.060 to

00:41:25.200 be

00:41:25.540 able

00:41:26.780 to

00:41:27.060 be

00:41:27.280 a

00:41:27.440 part

00:41:27.660 of

00:41:27.980 you

00:41:30.060 know

00:41:30.280 like

00:41:30.700 I

00:41:31.360 don't

00:41:31.500 know

00:41:31.700 man

00:41:31.940 I

00:41:32.060 just

00:41:32.420 you

00:41:39.380 know

00:41:39.500 I

00:41:39.620 want

00:41:39.800 to

00:41:39.940 feel

00:41:40.220 like

00:41:40.500 I

00:41:41.140 I

00:41:42.660 mean

00:41:42.780 I

00:41:42.900 do

00:41:43.060 feel

00:41:43.340 like

00:41:43.620 I

00:41:45.640 don't

00:41:45.740 know

00:41:45.880 I'm

00:41:46.140 just

00:41:46.300 thankful

00:41:46.660 man

00:41:46.960 I'm

00:41:47.300 just

00:41:47.460 grateful

00:41:47.820 and so

00:41:48.340 thank

00:41:48.600 you

00:41:48.700 very

00:41:48.900 much

00:41:49.340 and

00:41:51.400 and

00:41:51.940 and

00:41:52.340 and

00:41:52.360 I'm

00:41:52.940 excited

00:41:53.280 about

00:41:53.720 being

00:41:54.560 able

00:41:54.760 to

00:41:54.920 just

00:41:55.100 be

00:41:55.260 a

00:41:55.400 part

00:41:55.600 of

00:41:55.820 whatever

00:41:56.580 is

00:41:56.740 going

00:41:56.880 on

00:41:57.020 in

00:41:57.100 the

00:41:57.200 world

00:41:57.420 and

00:41:57.620 hopefully

00:41:58.480 bring

00:41:58.840 you know

00:41:59.360 bring

00:41:59.520 some

00:41:59.700 joy

00:41:59.960 out

00:42:00.180 there

00:42:00.460 let's

00:42:01.800 get

00:42:01.900 to a

00:42:02.100 couple

00:42:02.220 calls

00:42:02.500 man

00:42:02.680 here

00:42:02.800 we

00:42:02.900 go

00:42:03.140 hey

00:42:03.360 what

00:42:03.500 up

00:42:03.660 Theo

00:42:03.900 this

00:42:04.180 is

00:42:04.380 Drew

00:42:04.720 from

00:42:05.160 just

00:42:05.500 south

00:42:05.720 of

00:42:05.900 Portland

00:42:06.200 Oregon

00:42:06.560 I

00:42:07.280 just

00:42:07.460 finished

00:42:07.720 the

00:42:07.900 podcast

00:42:08.240 with

00:42:08.740 Tanya

00:42:09.300 your

00:42:09.880 amazing

00:42:10.920 blind

00:42:11.240 lady

00:42:11.520 that

00:42:11.720 you

00:42:11.840 found

00:42:12.180 and

00:42:12.520 I

00:42:13.160 just

00:42:13.340 thought

00:42:13.520 that

00:42:13.720 you

00:42:14.020 should

00:42:14.440 definitely

00:42:14.760 tell her

00:42:15.240 that she

00:42:15.500 needs

00:42:15.680 to start

00:42:15.960 a podcast

00:42:16.360 because

00:42:16.940 she

00:42:18.180 just

00:42:18.460 feel that

00:42:19.240 every

00:42:19.500 question

00:42:20.000 that you

00:42:20.360 had

00:42:20.600 without

00:42:20.840 a

00:42:21.040 hiccup

00:42:21.380 you know

00:42:21.780 she

00:42:22.040 just

00:42:22.300 she

00:42:22.620 took

00:42:22.840 it

00:42:22.960 all

00:42:23.140 right

00:42:23.360 on

00:42:23.500 the

00:42:23.640 chin

00:42:23.840 and

00:42:24.000 I

00:42:24.160 just

00:42:24.340 really

00:42:24.520 appreciated

00:42:25.020 her

00:42:25.320 ability

00:42:26.080 to

00:42:26.300 not

00:42:26.560 flinch

00:42:27.080 and

00:42:27.240 just

00:42:27.460 roll

00:42:28.140 with

00:42:28.260 the

00:42:28.380 punches

00:42:28.640 and

00:42:28.960 answer

00:42:29.620 the

00:42:29.820 questions

00:42:30.200 and

00:42:30.460 I

00:42:30.540 think

00:42:30.680 it

00:42:30.800 would

00:42:30.820 be

00:42:30.880 a

00:42:30.980 really

00:42:31.120 interesting

00:42:31.540 perspective

00:42:32.100 hearing

00:42:32.480 her

00:42:32.800 gang

00:42:33.360 much

00:42:33.980 love

00:42:34.320 appreciate

00:42:36.080 that

00:42:36.440 man

00:42:36.600 yeah

00:42:36.840 like I

00:42:37.260 said

00:42:37.440 mentioned

00:42:37.740 earlier

00:42:37.980 man

00:42:38.140 it

00:42:38.240 was

00:42:38.380 incredible

00:42:38.880 you

00:42:40.120 know

00:42:40.200 she

00:42:40.460 made

00:42:40.740 me

00:42:40.920 feel

00:42:41.160 like

00:42:41.300 I

00:42:41.440 wasn't

00:42:41.700 doing

00:42:41.940 anything

00:42:42.360 with

00:42:43.000 even

00:42:43.260 all

00:42:43.420 the

00:42:43.560 capabilities

00:42:44.100 that

00:42:44.320 I

00:42:44.440 you

00:42:44.600 know

00:42:44.680 with

00:42:44.860 you

00:42:45.320 know

00:42:45.480 the

00:42:45.760 gifts

00:42:46.400 that

00:42:47.040 I

00:42:47.180 have

00:42:47.400 inside

00:42:47.780 of

00:42:47.920 me

00:42:48.060 she

00:42:48.840 made

00:42:49.000 me

00:42:49.100 really

00:42:49.260 feel

00:42:49.520 like

00:42:49.700 that

00:42:49.980 yeah

00:42:51.400 man

00:42:51.660 she

00:42:51.840 just

00:42:52.060 really

00:42:52.280 is

00:42:52.440 just

00:42:52.620 a

00:42:52.820 isn't

00:42:53.380 it

00:42:53.500 interesting

00:42:53.920 that

00:42:55.740 she

00:42:55.940 I

00:42:56.280 feel

00:42:56.420 like

00:42:56.540 she's

00:42:56.720 such

00:42:56.860 a

00:42:57.000 gift

00:42:57.140 to

00:42:57.280 the

00:42:57.380 world

00:42:57.520 and

00:42:57.620 she

00:42:57.720 can't

00:42:57.900 even

00:42:58.020 see

00:42:58.300 the

00:42:58.480 world

00:42:58.880 that

00:43:03.300 isn't

00:43:03.780 that

00:43:03.920 wild

00:43:04.300 man

00:43:04.660 and

00:43:09.080 I

00:43:09.200 hope

00:43:09.380 her

00:43:09.540 next

00:43:09.780 life

00:43:10.040 if

00:43:10.200 she

00:43:10.360 wants

00:43:10.680 to

00:43:11.020 she

00:43:13.440 gets

00:43:13.640 to

00:43:13.800 see

00:43:13.980 it

00:43:14.120 all

00:43:14.360 man

00:43:14.740 and

00:43:15.300 then

00:43:15.440 imagine

00:43:15.860 when

00:43:16.060 she

00:43:16.200 realizes

00:43:16.640 what

00:43:16.840 a

00:43:17.000 gift

00:43:17.200 she

00:43:17.380 was

00:43:17.720 and

00:43:17.840 how

00:43:18.000 she

00:43:18.180 handled

00:43:18.500 herself

00:43:18.900 like

00:43:19.240 I

00:43:20.100 mean

00:43:20.220 she's

00:43:20.460 the 0.99

00:43:20.560 dang

00:43:20.800 she's

00:43:21.080 basically

00:43:21.360 the

00:43:21.540 princess

00:43:21.840 Charles

00:43:22.360 of

00:43:22.620 the

00:43:23.200 blind

00:43:23.540 I

00:43:23.720 feel

00:43:23.940 like

00:43:24.240 or

00:43:24.940 of

00:43:25.080 any

00:43:25.800 impairment

00:43:26.320 man

00:43:28.400 it's

00:43:28.540 so

00:43:28.740 inspiring

00:43:29.280 and

00:43:29.740 you

00:43:29.820 know

00:43:29.920 what

00:43:30.060 I'm

00:43:30.200 going

00:43:30.260 to

00:43:30.340 send

00:43:30.540 that

00:43:30.720 call

00:43:30.960 this

00:43:31.180 voicemail

00:43:31.580 to

00:43:31.780 her

00:43:31.940 so

00:43:32.100 she

00:43:32.260 gets

00:43:32.540 it

00:43:32.680 man

00:43:32.840 you're

00:43:33.060 right

00:43:33.340 you know

00:43:35.120 you're

00:43:35.380 really

00:43:35.640 really

00:43:35.880 right

00:43:36.300 and

00:43:38.200 I

00:43:38.400 hope

00:43:38.720 I hope

00:43:39.880 I'm

00:43:40.080 there

00:43:40.320 after

00:43:40.600 in

00:43:40.820 the

00:43:40.940 you know

00:43:41.420 and

00:43:41.620 whatever's

00:43:42.500 after

00:43:42.760 this

00:43:43.160 man

00:43:43.500 I

00:43:44.320 hope

00:43:44.520 you know

00:43:44.900 we're

00:43:45.120 at

00:43:45.220 the

00:43:45.340 you know

00:43:46.020 we get

00:43:46.300 to

00:43:46.440 go

00:43:46.560 to

00:43:46.660 the

00:43:46.780 endless

00:43:47.000 wall

00:43:47.240 you know

00:43:47.500 there's

00:43:47.720 a

00:43:47.900 behind

00:43:48.580 the

00:43:48.760 wall

00:43:49.100 you know

00:43:50.540 behind

00:43:50.900 the

00:43:56.320 you

00:43:56.420 see

00:43:56.620 like

00:43:56.840 people

00:43:57.120 that

00:43:57.320 can't

00:43:57.700 that

00:43:58.080 have

00:43:58.220 an

00:43:58.320 impairment

00:43:58.680 and

00:43:58.880 they

00:43:59.020 get

00:43:59.200 it

00:43:59.420 they

00:44:00.460 get

00:44:00.640 given

00:44:00.920 the

00:44:01.100 gift

00:44:01.420 you

00:44:01.600 know

00:44:01.860 man

00:44:03.700 you

00:44:04.220 imagine

00:44:04.560 that

00:44:05.220 Jesus

00:44:08.120 sorry

00:44:09.880 could you

00:44:10.880 imagine

00:44:11.180 an aisle

00:44:11.760 like

00:44:12.000 you

00:44:12.160 you know

00:44:12.460 you close

00:44:12.920 your eyes

00:44:13.200 for the

00:44:13.420 last

00:44:13.680 time

00:44:13.960 and

00:44:14.060 then

00:44:14.160 your

00:44:14.300 spirit

00:44:14.700 just

00:44:14.920 takes

00:44:15.180 off

00:44:15.460 in

00:44:15.600 like

00:44:15.840 a

00:44:15.980 never

00:44:16.180 ending

00:44:16.360 Walmart

00:44:16.780 and

00:44:17.100 every

00:44:18.580 aisle

00:44:18.840 has

00:44:19.040 something

00:44:19.200 special

00:44:19.620 in

00:44:19.800 it

00:44:19.900 you know

00:44:20.120 and

00:44:20.220 in

00:44:20.320 one

00:44:20.520 aisle

00:44:20.740 there's

00:44:20.960 like

00:44:21.160 you know

00:44:23.220 you see

00:44:23.460 a blind

00:44:23.900 person

00:44:26.320 and

00:44:28.100 then

00:44:28.340 you know

00:44:28.640 God

00:44:28.980 shows

00:44:29.400 them

00:44:29.540 or

00:44:29.660 some

00:44:29.880 higher

00:44:30.180 power

00:44:30.500 shows

00:44:30.920 them

00:44:31.140 or

00:44:31.260 the

00:44:31.400 spirit

00:44:31.840 the

00:44:32.100 entity

00:44:32.620 you know

00:44:33.660 that

00:44:33.860 puffed

00:44:34.280 the

00:44:34.420 you know

00:44:35.400 puffed

00:44:36.940 the magic

00:44:37.300 dragon

00:44:37.620 whoever

00:44:37.900 it is

00:44:38.420 dude

00:44:38.640 She-Ra 0.99

00:44:39.260 whoever

00:44:39.840 it is

00:44:40.460 man

00:44:40.840 you know

00:44:41.460 Chief

00:44:41.820 Gillespie

00:44:42.420 whoever

00:44:42.820 it is

00:44:44.080 shows

00:44:47.420 them

00:44:47.620 what a

00:44:47.880 good job

00:44:48.380 they did

00:44:48.980 or

00:44:52.620 or at

00:44:54.000 least

00:44:54.160 sits

00:44:54.460 down

00:44:54.760 or

00:44:54.940 or even

00:44:55.480 for

00:44:55.760 you know

00:44:56.240 they got

00:44:57.400 another row

00:44:58.120 and it's

00:44:58.360 people that

00:44:58.760 was

00:44:58.900 murderers

00:44:59.560 or people

00:44:59.960 that was

00:45:00.420 not

00:45:01.600 flushing

00:45:02.020 the toilet

00:45:02.560 people

00:45:03.200 you know

00:45:03.620 people

00:45:04.360 that's

00:45:04.620 being

00:45:04.800 dirty

00:45:05.280 and they 0.79

00:45:06.480 got

00:45:06.660 you know

00:45:07.000 God

00:45:07.320 sitting

00:45:07.660 there

00:45:07.980 or

00:45:08.120 whoever

00:45:08.480 you know

00:45:10.120 Coyote

00:45:11.080 John

00:45:11.500 or whatever

00:45:11.900 that guy's

00:45:12.500 name is

00:45:13.080 not

00:45:15.340 Punxsutani

00:45:15.960 Phil

00:45:16.240 who is it

00:45:16.840 Yogi

00:45:17.320 Bear

00:45:17.700 whoever

00:45:18.600 is running

00:45:19.120 the

00:45:19.420 the Walmart

00:45:20.500 to sit

00:45:21.020 there

00:45:21.280 they've got

00:45:21.700 the hand

00:45:22.100 on their

00:45:22.360 shoulder

00:45:22.600 and they

00:45:22.880 they show

00:45:23.640 them why

00:45:24.060 you know

00:45:24.420 X's and

00:45:25.020 O's on a

00:45:25.420 piece of

00:45:25.640 paper why

00:45:26.040 they shouldn't

00:45:26.420 do murdering

00:45:27.180 and the

00:45:28.000 guy's like

00:45:28.520 oh I

00:45:29.300 see now

00:45:30.060 you know

00:45:32.120 I just

00:45:32.420 hope there's

00:45:32.760 I hope

00:45:33.080 there's just

00:45:33.500 I hope

00:45:33.920 the aisles

00:45:34.340 keep going

00:45:34.860 because I

00:45:35.160 want to

00:45:35.540 I just

00:45:37.340 I believe

00:45:38.240 they can

00:45:38.720 and I

00:45:39.040 think if

00:45:39.340 if we

00:45:39.740 if enough

00:45:40.240 of us

00:45:40.480 believe that

00:45:41.160 that something

00:45:41.980 else could be

00:45:42.720 there's something

00:45:43.300 bigger out there

00:45:44.060 than us

00:45:44.580 and maybe

00:45:46.820 everybody else

00:45:47.500 has been

00:45:47.940 and I'm the

00:45:48.300 one who's

00:45:48.680 missing some

00:45:49.140 of the boat

00:45:49.580 sometimes

00:45:50.080 by trying to

00:45:50.640 think too

00:45:51.060 much to

00:45:51.400 myself

00:45:51.860 and want to

00:45:52.880 control it

00:45:53.460 all myself

00:45:54.140 you know

00:45:58.900 and some

00:45:59.180 people don't

00:45:59.520 like thinking

00:45:59.960 about religion

00:46:00.580 or talking

00:46:00.940 about religion

00:46:01.260 and I

00:46:01.540 don't know

00:46:01.820 if I'm

00:46:02.000 really talking

00:46:02.640 about that

00:46:03.280 but I

00:46:05.420 also don't

00:46:05.780 want to be

00:46:06.020 afraid of

00:46:06.500 what I

00:46:06.940 don't want to

00:46:07.200 be afraid to

00:46:07.680 think or

00:46:08.140 talk about

00:46:08.680 stuff on

00:46:09.100 here

00:46:09.300 you know

00:46:10.940 I don't

00:46:11.160 have to be

00:46:11.480 right I'm

00:46:11.840 not here to

00:46:12.200 be right to

00:46:12.780 you 0.98

00:46:13.360 hell I'm

00:46:16.080 not even

00:46:16.300 here to be

00:46:16.600 right to

00:46:16.940 me

00:46:17.280 so I

00:46:20.460 don't even

00:46:20.580 know what I'm

00:46:20.800 talking about

00:46:21.440 Jesus dude

00:46:22.100 why do we

00:46:22.440 keep doing

00:46:22.860 this every

00:46:23.240 week

00:46:23.560 let's take

00:46:24.700 another call

00:46:25.280 man right

00:46:25.800 here gang

00:46:26.340 gang thanks

00:46:26.900 for the call

00:46:27.320 too and

00:46:27.660 thank you

00:46:27.900 for that

00:46:28.120 sweet message

00:46:28.620 to Tanya

00:46:29.100 yeah what a

00:46:29.700 gift that we

00:46:30.140 got huh

00:46:30.700 she was so

00:46:34.560 eloquent

00:46:35.140 and how she

00:46:35.860 man she made 0.97

00:46:36.460 me think like

00:46:36.940 if blind people

00:46:37.860 seem like they're

00:46:38.300 not interested

00:46:38.800 we're sorry

00:46:39.340 we sometimes

00:46:39.880 just don't

00:46:40.740 man she 1.00

00:46:41.220 she could see

00:46:41.960 her part in

00:46:42.620 everything that

00:46:43.280 was going on

00:46:43.800 in the world

00:46:44.280 and man it

00:46:46.500 was incredible

00:46:47.060 it was really

00:46:48.760 really incredible

00:46:49.240 dude I listened

00:46:49.880 back to it

00:46:50.360 yesterday and

00:46:51.680 it was the

00:46:51.920 first time I

00:46:52.260 ever done

00:46:52.560 that you

00:46:54.480 know it was

00:46:54.820 really really

00:46:55.300 incredible

00:46:55.820 here we go

00:46:57.440 hey Theo this

00:46:58.880 is Bill from

00:46:59.900 Dubuque Iowa

00:47:00.840 big Billy boy

00:47:02.300 out there in

00:47:03.120 Dubuque and

00:47:03.960 I do Dubuque

00:47:04.760 has uh it's

00:47:07.020 beautiful over

00:47:07.580 there man if

00:47:08.940 you like Iowa

00:47:09.780 and you like

00:47:10.760 Dubuque then

00:47:12.040 you really then

00:47:13.580 you're right then

00:47:14.280 you're gonna love

00:47:15.120 it that Midwest

00:47:16.820 hitter gang

00:47:18.000 bro that 1.00

00:47:19.000 fucking map 1.00

00:47:19.660 of dactyl 1.00

00:47:20.260 son right

00:47:20.700 there in the

00:47:21.080 middle of the

00:47:21.560 map and a

00:47:22.900 lot of people

00:47:23.280 want to you

00:47:23.960 know say this

00:47:24.960 and that about

00:47:25.500 the Midwest

00:47:26.040 about certain

00:47:26.900 areas how

00:47:27.340 about that

00:47:27.600 Louisiana

00:47:28.060 purchase

00:47:28.700 Papa that

00:47:29.340 LP

00:47:29.780 buying okay

00:47:32.680 we bought a

00:47:33.800 third of

00:47:34.960 America for

00:47:36.400 what

00:47:36.820 $80

00:47:38.280 bro

00:47:39.040 greatest deal

00:47:41.040 ever son

00:47:41.880 shing shing 0.98

00:47:42.980 boy

00:47:43.420 shing shing 0.98

00:47:45.000 boy that

00:47:45.420 Ricky Davis

00:47:46.180 daddy

00:47:46.740 gang

00:47:47.620 onward

00:47:48.100 just getting

00:47:49.040 off work

00:47:49.760 I work for

00:47:50.800 FedEx

00:47:51.500 delivering

00:47:52.440 residential

00:47:53.520 packages

00:47:54.520 you feel me

00:47:55.440 oh I feel

00:47:56.360 you

00:47:56.620 you freaking 1.00

00:47:57.920 resi 0.99

00:47:58.400 arnez 0.95

00:47:58.940 baby

00:47:59.500 uh honey

00:48:00.580 your gift

00:48:02.180 is home

00:48:02.980 yeah you 0.99

00:48:04.320 hitting them

00:48:04.800 residentials 0.96

00:48:05.660 dude I'd be 0.99

00:48:06.920 fucking peeing in 1.00

00:48:07.700 people's side 1.00

00:48:08.440 yards daddy

00:48:09.120 I'd be laid

00:48:09.660 off the first

00:48:10.300 day

00:48:10.660 I'd be laid

00:48:12.360 off man

00:48:13.040 and y'all

00:48:14.020 should borrow

00:48:14.440 big samuel's

00:48:15.300 van dude

00:48:15.960 you gotta keep

00:48:16.920 unlimited gas

00:48:17.900 in it

00:48:18.420 dude we used

00:48:19.100 to have to

00:48:19.420 tape these

00:48:20.040 big tanks

00:48:20.840 on the side

00:48:21.320 of it

00:48:21.500 of just

00:48:21.880 gas

00:48:22.380 so it would

00:48:22.620 just be

00:48:22.880 unlimited

00:48:23.260 gas

00:48:23.860 cause you

00:48:25.100 couldn't turn

00:48:25.620 it off man

00:48:26.360 and you

00:48:26.720 couldn't turn

00:48:27.160 it on

00:48:27.560 once the

00:48:28.480 gas went

00:48:28.960 in it

00:48:29.200 went on

00:48:29.600 let's hear

00:48:30.760 more man

00:48:31.300 thank you

00:48:31.600 for your

00:48:31.880 service

00:48:32.260 baby

00:48:32.640 I listen

00:48:34.960 to your

00:48:35.180 podcast

00:48:35.740 on the

00:48:36.040 way to

00:48:36.340 work 1.00

00:48:36.780 shit 1.00

00:48:37.900 I listen 1.00

00:48:38.620 to it

00:48:38.880 the whole

00:48:39.160 time

00:48:39.500 while

00:48:39.680 delivering

00:48:40.080 man

00:48:40.540 that's

00:48:41.200 what I'm

00:48:41.500 saying

00:48:41.820 boy

00:48:42.260 from you

00:48:43.800 and

00:48:44.120 Brendan

00:48:45.000 Schwab

00:48:45.720 I appreciate

00:48:47.140 you guys

00:48:47.780 alright

00:48:48.060 keep on

00:48:48.820 keeping

00:48:49.100 on

00:48:49.540 gang

00:48:50.400 gang

00:48:50.860 buzz

00:48:51.420 buzz

00:48:51.720 brother

00:48:52.080 gang

00:48:52.860 gang

00:48:53.180 man

00:48:53.460 buzz

00:48:53.840 buzz

00:48:54.320 yeah

00:48:55.200 Brendan's

00:48:55.540 a nice

00:48:55.840 guy

00:48:56.040 man

00:48:56.240 you know

00:48:56.480 he's

00:48:56.600 got a

00:48:56.820 big

00:48:56.980 heart

00:48:57.280 and

00:48:57.520 you know

00:48:59.720 I'll just

00:49:00.180 read

00:49:00.440 this weekend

00:49:00.920 man I was

00:49:01.200 just feeling

00:49:01.500 so lucky

00:49:02.020 to be in

00:49:02.340 some of

00:49:02.560 that circle

00:49:03.060 you know

00:49:03.620 I wasn't

00:49:03.900 feeling good

00:49:04.320 about something

00:49:04.860 and I needed

00:49:05.220 some suggestions

00:49:06.200 some advice

00:49:06.940 and I called

00:49:08.300 Brian Callen

00:49:08.980 and he you know

00:49:09.620 he's just so

00:49:10.100 helpful

00:49:10.440 you know

00:49:12.000 and for him

00:49:12.420 to just be so

00:49:13.000 helpful to me

00:49:13.780 and like

00:49:14.320 you know

00:49:15.300 I know

00:49:15.540 we're you know

00:49:16.180 we work in

00:49:16.640 the same

00:49:16.900 business

00:49:17.300 but

00:49:17.780 I'm just

00:49:19.680 so uh

00:49:20.620 and maybe

00:49:21.780 we all

00:49:22.160 we all are

00:49:22.820 we all are

00:49:23.320 fortunate to

00:49:23.900 have somebody

00:49:24.580 you know

00:49:26.020 and

00:49:26.280 and if you

00:49:28.360 don't have

00:49:28.720 somebody man

00:49:29.520 uh

00:49:30.600 I'm sorry

00:49:33.400 man

00:49:33.660 but I think

00:49:34.140 you

00:49:34.400 just be

00:49:35.400 patient

00:49:35.780 you know

00:49:36.100 some

00:49:36.340 somebody

00:49:36.820 will

00:49:37.160 you know

00:49:38.460 there's

00:49:39.400 somebody out

00:49:39.740 there looking

00:49:40.100 for you

00:49:40.400 to be

00:49:40.660 your friend

00:49:41.220 I believe

00:49:42.380 that

00:49:42.780 you know

00:49:44.540 and sometimes

00:49:44.960 we don't even

00:49:45.360 notice the

00:49:45.780 people that

00:49:46.080 we have

00:49:46.680 you know

00:49:48.680 sometimes

00:49:49.040 we just

00:49:49.620 really need

00:49:50.100 to notice

00:49:50.720 and sometimes

00:49:53.140 I don't even

00:49:53.520 want to

00:49:53.820 notice the

00:49:54.260 people that

00:49:54.660 care about

00:49:55.040 me

00:49:55.180 because I

00:49:55.580 don't want

00:49:55.900 to

00:49:56.140 you know

00:49:58.840 I'd rather

00:49:59.200 just say

00:49:59.760 and stay

00:50:00.200 it's easier

00:50:01.160 for me to

00:50:01.480 sit there

00:50:02.020 and say

00:50:02.520 nobody cares

00:50:03.440 nobody cares

00:50:04.560 you know

00:50:08.820 it's just

00:50:09.060 easier to do

00:50:09.680 that sometimes

00:50:10.420 man

00:50:10.760 it's harder

00:50:12.820 it's harder

00:50:14.120 sometimes to

00:50:14.720 just stand up

00:50:15.280 and say

00:50:15.560 yeah you know

00:50:16.140 here are the

00:50:17.000 people that

00:50:17.320 do care about

00:50:17.920 me

00:50:18.100 and if I

00:50:19.120 go and

00:50:20.280 I'm going

00:50:20.480 to thank

00:50:20.840 them you

00:50:21.340 know

00:50:21.520 I don't

00:50:22.340 know

00:50:22.540 I'm not

00:50:22.880 trying to

00:50:23.080 tell you

00:50:23.280 what to

00:50:23.480 do

00:50:23.560 I'm just

00:50:23.880 I don't

00:50:25.160 know man

00:50:25.440 I've been

00:50:25.640 having like

00:50:26.000 a lot of

00:50:26.320 weird feelings

00:50:26.760 I've been

00:50:27.200 I've been

00:50:28.860 adjusting my

00:50:29.400 medication a

00:50:30.220 little bit

00:50:30.620 but you

00:50:32.100 know not

00:50:32.400 in a bad

00:50:32.760 way I'm

00:50:33.020 safe and

00:50:33.460 all but

00:50:33.760 I would

00:50:34.360 like to

00:50:34.720 one day

00:50:35.020 get off

00:50:35.480 of these

00:50:35.800 antidepressants

00:50:36.560 so I'm

00:50:38.440 not doing

00:50:38.940 it but

00:50:40.120 I cut

00:50:40.560 my the

00:50:41.420 amount I

00:50:41.740 take down

00:50:42.220 some because

00:50:43.340 I would

00:50:43.620 like to

00:50:44.000 one day

00:50:44.600 not take

00:50:46.300 them you

00:50:47.920 know I'm

00:50:48.080 reading this

00:50:48.360 really interesting

00:50:48.840 book that's

00:50:49.460 that really

00:50:50.080 talks about

00:50:50.600 that and

00:50:50.900 I'm hoping

00:50:51.160 to have

00:50:51.340 the author

00:50:51.720 in one

00:50:52.100 day let's

00:50:53.300 take another

00:50:53.600 call who's

00:50:54.300 listening hey

00:50:54.960 this is Eric

00:50:56.180 over here in

00:50:57.040 Utah but

00:50:57.900 studying for

00:50:58.920 the Texas

00:50:59.460 bar exam just

00:51:00.720 finished law

00:51:01.900 school this

00:51:03.080 past

00:51:03.700 oh yeah you

00:51:05.280 finished law

00:51:05.920 school huh

00:51:06.640 them torts

00:51:07.760 bro you've

00:51:08.120 been eating

00:51:08.400 them lemon

00:51:08.900 torts baby I

00:51:09.940 feel you

00:51:10.440 congratulations man

00:51:12.060 studying for

00:51:12.600 that bar

00:51:13.220 study for that

00:51:14.500 Roseanne bar

00:51:15.320 bro grab your 1.00

00:51:16.080 crotch and sing 1.00

00:51:16.800 the national anthem

00:51:17.800 dude

00:51:18.260 gang

00:51:19.320 past semester

00:51:20.840 and I'm

00:51:21.940 actually watching

00:51:22.700 your episode

00:51:23.820 214 now you

00:51:26.040 were saying

00:51:26.480 something about

00:51:27.300 you know wanting

00:51:28.140 to know who

00:51:29.200 listens and I

00:51:30.760 gotta tell you man

00:51:31.520 I've been in you

00:51:32.540 know like I said

00:51:33.420 in law school for

00:51:34.400 the past three

00:51:35.140 years with these 0.99

00:51:36.120 crazy ass rich 0.99

00:51:37.580 kids I'm a 1.00

00:51:38.600 factory workers

00:51:39.380 kid my parents

00:51:40.700 are fresh off the

00:51:41.440 boat

00:51:41.740 gang bro you

00:51:44.100 like Rudy

00:51:45.080 Rudiger dude

00:51:45.960 that's what you

00:51:48.020 are people

00:51:49.060 gonna be yelling

00:51:49.500 Rudy Rudy

00:51:51.120 and you can be

00:51:51.880 like quiet down

00:51:52.900 we got a cross

00:51:53.980 examination going

00:51:55.160 on you're gonna be

00:51:57.080 the only one in the

00:51:57.700 courtroom wearing a

00:51:58.580 jersey dude and a

00:51:59.820 cast on your arm and

00:52:00.880 getting everybody

00:52:01.360 fired up the judges

00:52:03.760 gonna be like

00:52:04.120 approach the bench

00:52:05.180 please you can't

00:52:06.620 wear a gold helmet in

00:52:07.620 here sir gang man

00:52:10.740 I bet your parents

00:52:11.240 are so proud of you

00:52:11.940 man you know

00:52:13.580 what's amazing man

00:52:14.380 that's unique is

00:52:15.580 that the struggle

00:52:17.540 or whatever that is

00:52:18.400 that's the magic

00:52:19.340 dude if you don't

00:52:21.960 have a it's so

00:52:22.780 funny I was talking

00:52:23.280 to Dustin Poirier

00:52:24.000 the other day and

00:52:24.640 he made me think

00:52:25.240 dude it's so funny

00:52:26.240 Dustin Poirier is

00:52:27.240 obviously everybody

00:52:28.700 knows I'm a huge

00:52:29.420 fan and he's a

00:52:30.320 UFC fighter and

00:52:31.840 and we're both from

00:52:33.500 Louisiana but you 0.97

00:52:36.300 know he for a

00:52:37.540 guy sometimes he's

00:52:39.180 so inside for a

00:52:40.220 fighter he's oddly

00:52:41.240 so insightful and I

00:52:43.460 guess maybe I

00:52:43.960 shouldn't say that

00:52:44.520 because that kind

00:52:44.900 of like puts down

00:52:47.040 fighters but here's

00:52:48.180 the thing people

00:52:48.840 think there's a

00:52:49.720 general thought out

00:52:50.620 there that athletes

00:52:51.400 sometimes aren't

00:52:52.040 that insightful well

00:52:54.480 that's not true and

00:52:56.620 I'm probably the one 0.98

00:52:57.260 who fucking thinks 0.98

00:52:58.040 it so really it's 0.99

00:52:58.820 just me that have

00:52:59.540 that have that

00:53:00.160 thought but he was

00:53:03.120 saying that if you're

00:53:03.820 an underdog man the

00:53:05.120 beauty of being a

00:53:06.040 someone who has to

00:53:06.960 go through struggle

00:53:07.680 the beauty because

00:53:08.700 you get that there's

00:53:11.040 no if there's no

00:53:11.660 struggle there's no

00:53:12.740 that's the thing if

00:53:14.960 there's no struggle

00:53:15.620 then it's nothing

00:53:16.360 there's no journey

00:53:17.660 there's no journey

00:53:19.900 you know you get to

00:53:23.480 make that magic man

00:53:25.000 you get to be the

00:53:26.440 story like once you

00:53:29.340 get to a place of

00:53:30.060 like you know of

00:53:31.220 insane comfort unless

00:53:32.420 you're your kids then

00:53:33.700 they get to they have

00:53:34.680 to make a different

00:53:35.380 story like if you

00:53:37.300 say you're able to

00:53:38.200 you come from you

00:53:38.980 know from lower

00:53:40.100 means and you get to

00:53:41.040 higher means in your

00:53:41.880 life then your kids

00:53:43.460 maybe they they give

00:53:44.640 away all the wealth

00:53:45.560 that you that you

00:53:46.260 accumulated you know

00:53:49.260 I don't know it's

00:53:50.000 like and not that it

00:53:52.040 gets taken from them

00:53:52.840 by a government or

00:53:53.540 anything I'm saying

00:53:53.940 they get to give

00:53:54.700 like it's just it's

00:53:55.780 like what is our

00:53:56.480 journey what is the

00:53:57.480 thing what is the

00:53:58.500 because that's what

00:54:00.400 it that's I don't

00:54:01.880 know man it's like

00:54:05.840 all the things in my

00:54:06.460 life that I thought

00:54:07.100 like made me like not

00:54:11.240 have any value or

00:54:12.800 made me like feel like

00:54:13.780 nothing or like all

00:54:17.900 my struggle is that's

00:54:21.320 my path man that's

00:54:22.220 like now I can show

00:54:23.300 people this is my you

00:54:25.260 know I was Lewis and

00:54:26.260 Clark man

00:54:26.920 you know I wasn't

00:54:30.420 freaking uh you know

00:54:32.700 Bear Bryant or

00:54:33.740 whatever you know

00:54:34.580 it's like I don't

00:54:35.420 know it's like if you

00:54:38.280 have if you have a

00:54:39.080 distance to go then

00:54:39.980 you have you have then

00:54:40.840 you get to have a

00:54:41.660 journey imagine being

00:54:43.960 born into an environment

00:54:44.900 you never even get to

00:54:45.700 have a journey and

00:54:48.080 everybody we all have

00:54:49.100 one we have to figure

00:54:49.780 out what it is you know

00:54:50.800 and I do believe that

00:54:51.620 as well we all have

00:54:52.520 one we all have a way

00:54:54.780 that we can

00:54:55.660 not only inspire

00:54:57.980 ourselves others that

00:54:59.320 we could change the

00:55:00.140 world man we could

00:55:01.020 I don't know I'm

00:55:02.760 feeling hopeful but 0.98

00:55:03.520 also fucking 0.99

00:55:04.160 I think my the hat I'm 0.99

00:55:07.080 wearing is kind of

00:55:07.580 getting tight on my

00:55:08.500 head but but

00:55:10.220 congratulations man

00:55:11.260 more you know I

00:55:12.320 don't vibe with any

00:55:13.200 of them and then to

00:55:14.740 you know listen to

00:55:16.560 your show man here's

00:55:17.800 some some real down 0.99

00:55:18.800 to earth shit really 0.98

00:55:20.680 just brings me back 0.99

00:55:21.660 and uh it's really

00:55:23.420 been super helpful

00:55:24.260 for me man so you

00:55:26.160 know just keep it

00:55:27.380 going brother gang

00:55:28.640 gang dude and when I

00:55:30.220 go to jail for

00:55:30.740 something you can come

00:55:31.360 and support me bro I

00:55:32.300 like your attitude

00:55:33.040 Rudy Rudy

00:55:35.320 that's cool man that

00:55:38.920 slow clap with Charles

00:55:40.140 S.

00:55:40.480 Dutton remember him

00:55:41.280 standing on the

00:55:42.080 sideline of Rudy

00:55:42.900 dude if you don't

00:55:44.180 watch Rudy at

00:55:44.920 Christmas dude or

00:55:45.760 after sex then who 0.99

00:55:46.840 are you that's what I

00:55:48.160 want to know if you

00:55:49.820 don't watch Rudy

00:55:50.880 Rudiger to help you 0.99

00:55:52.840 get an erection 0.99

00:55:53.620 I mean no if the 0.92

00:55:57.480 movie Rudy if that

00:56:00.580 nothing helps you get 0.97

00:56:01.940 an erection more than 0.98

00:56:02.680 watching that and 0.99

00:56:03.980 that's a freebie right

00:56:04.880 there let's take

00:56:07.300 another call here man

00:56:08.620 hey Theo this is

00:56:10.700 Will from Martha's

00:56:11.980 Vineyard Massachusetts

00:56:12.660 big Will from

00:56:14.380 Martha's Vineyard huh

00:56:15.840 dang and I heard

00:56:18.240 Martha's Vineyard's been

00:56:19.400 shaved you feel me

00:56:20.740 that's old one of

00:56:23.640 them old cooter jokes

00:56:24.660 onward today I'm

00:56:26.480 feeling a little down

00:56:27.340 on myself I'm 22 and

00:56:29.400 I feel pretty lost in

00:56:30.460 life man I got my

00:56:32.260 19 year old girlfriend

00:56:33.820 pregnant and we met

00:56:35.780 on July 4th 2018

00:56:38.940 the baby's due August

00:56:41.180 17th 2019 so about a

00:56:43.980 month from now

00:56:44.580 feeling pretty down

00:56:45.720 because sometimes I

00:56:47.380 feel like she might be

00:56:48.380 better off the government

00:56:49.260 she was she had so

00:56:51.220 much potential you know

00:56:52.320 like she was going to

00:56:53.760 a really good school

00:56:54.880 I was going to get

00:56:56.560 into pre-med all that

00:56:58.160 all kind of got thrown

00:57:00.420 away because I got her

00:57:02.060 pregnant 0.80

00:57:02.400 well I'm going to

00:57:05.500 interrupt you real quick

00:57:06.200 man first of all thanks

00:57:07.100 for calling him man you

00:57:08.320 know I cannot even

00:57:09.160 fathom that it's so

00:57:11.720 wild when you're young

00:57:12.620 you go from like man I

00:57:13.620 got to get laid I got to

00:57:14.760 get laid and then once 0.84

00:57:15.880 you get laid and get

00:57:16.660 somebody pregnant you're 1.00

00:57:17.340 like fuck that's crazy 1.00

00:57:19.080 I didn't that wasn't 0.99

00:57:21.560 part of the goal and

00:57:25.220 look you some of these

00:57:26.440 things you I'm already

00:57:27.180 saying you can't put all

00:57:27.920 these weights on

00:57:28.480 yourself man she maybe

00:57:30.820 she could be better off

00:57:31.660 without you maybe you're

00:57:32.340 not ready maybe it's not

00:57:33.560 the best fit that could

00:57:35.300 be true maybe you could

00:57:37.220 be better off you know

00:57:37.980 without her it's like

00:57:39.040 that some of that could

00:57:40.040 be true man but I don't

00:57:41.940 want you you know I can't

00:57:43.000 relate to this story

00:57:43.860 exactly because I haven't

00:57:44.640 had this experience but I

00:57:48.020 don't want you to be you

00:57:49.380 know don't put all it

00:57:50.060 sound like you already

00:57:50.580 have like a lot you're

00:57:51.320 putting a lot of pressure

00:57:52.040 on yourself and you don't

00:57:54.400 know if she was going to

00:57:55.120 go to pre-med she still

00:57:56.160 may go to pre-med she may

00:57:58.220 be one of the best baby

00:57:59.460 doctors in the world in 10

00:58:00.880 years you know this may be

00:58:02.780 a gift that you're not

00:58:03.700 able to see yet how this

00:58:06.540 is how this toy is going

00:58:07.480 to you know not this toy

00:58:08.680 but this you know this

00:58:10.040 human this baby is going

00:58:12.000 to play out in your life you

00:58:13.160 don't you don't know it

00:58:14.160 unless you're more

00:58:15.440 but she's the most

00:58:16.420 amazing girl I've ever

00:58:17.360 met so he's smiling happy

00:58:19.320 but sometimes I feel like

00:58:21.420 I can't be the man that

00:58:22.480 she needs I don't make

00:58:23.840 enough money to support

00:58:24.840 her and the newborn and I

00:58:27.160 struggle a lot man I

00:58:29.240 struggle a lot and my

00:58:30.300 fears are becoming just

00:58:32.160 like my dad who wasn't

00:58:33.200 around that feeling of

00:58:34.940 self-doubt you know

00:58:36.420 basically what I'm trying

00:58:37.760 to say to you now I

00:58:39.760 understand my own

00:58:40.620 father's choice to not be

00:58:42.220 there I just want to

00:58:43.960 break the cycle man not

00:58:46.000 for me but for my girl

00:58:48.320 and my daughter

00:58:49.660 well it's sweetie to call

00:58:52.080 in man um and it's also

00:58:54.640 sweetie to write this down 0.99

00:58:55.760 before you called you know

00:58:57.760 because sometimes you have

00:58:58.540 to uh and I you know

00:59:02.900 like I prefer people to

00:59:06.260 call and just share but I

00:59:07.660 know it's hard sometimes um

00:59:09.560 I just don't like it to

00:59:11.120 not be like real you know

00:59:12.320 sometimes I worry that

00:59:13.080 people are just making

00:59:13.860 fake calls and stuff but I

00:59:15.640 don't worry about that too

00:59:16.460 much uh oh I could have

00:59:21.680 been a young dad man I'm so

00:59:23.500 I can't even imagine it's so

00:59:27.480 scary you know it's so scary

00:59:32.080 but the cool one thing that's

00:59:35.120 neat is this may be an

00:59:37.300 opportunity for you to reach

00:59:38.380 out to your own father and

00:59:39.580 say hey look this is what's

00:59:40.700 going on in my life and uh

00:59:43.100 what are some things that you

00:59:44.640 would have done different

00:59:45.420 you know because I mean if

00:59:48.360 like you're you're saying like

00:59:49.260 your own father left or you

00:59:51.460 know separated himself from

00:59:52.960 this from from you or in your

00:59:55.680 mom if that's the if that's the

00:59:56.940 case then man uh wow you

01:00:01.100 could really I bet you could

01:00:03.980 really make a bridge there

01:00:05.560 what an opportunity he would

01:00:07.420 have to to find some

01:00:10.340 fulfillment to maybe he can't

01:00:16.840 help you be a father but he

01:00:17.920 could at least say look these

01:00:18.860 are the things that I did that

01:00:19.840 I wish I hadn't done and what

01:00:22.760 inspiration you could get from

01:00:23.820 that maybe um I mean I'd be

01:00:28.880 very brave you to call him and

01:00:30.160 do that I don't know what

01:00:30.780 y'all's relationship is like so

01:00:31.760 I'm not saying that that could

01:00:33.460 be really brave um and look

01:00:37.400 don't just I don't still want

01:00:39.180 you to stack all those eggs on 0.96

01:00:40.460 you on the back of your neck 0.94

01:00:42.360 right now you know the woman

01:00:44.180 and the baby and the possible

01:00:45.620 relationships and her future and

01:00:48.020 those all of that isn't what

01:00:50.260 you have to you don't have to

01:00:51.240 all that's not happening right

01:00:52.780 now the whole world isn't

01:00:54.800 happening right now what's

01:00:57.340 happening right now is you can

01:00:58.160 have a child August 17th or you

01:01:01.440 know whatever date you said and

01:01:02.800 and you just have you need to be

01:01:04.680 a loving day you now you are

01:01:06.600 gonna have to be active probably

01:01:07.660 you're gonna have to get active

01:01:08.600 you know I believe that life is

01:01:12.380 for the active and that um if

01:01:14.860 you stay active man you can get

01:01:16.080 you can you'll get wherever you

01:01:18.240 want to go because the only way

01:01:19.520 to get from here to there

01:01:20.400 activity or magic and we don't

01:01:26.440 know if magic you know magic's

01:01:27.780 part-time you know people don't

01:01:29.620 know if it's you know it doesn't

01:01:30.740 work most of the time so you got to

01:01:34.160 get active Papa um and you can do

01:01:36.500 it do you can do it and uh and I

01:01:39.880 think this is a great spot we can

01:01:40.980 put out some calls out to other

01:01:42.340 listeners uh and who want to call

01:01:44.840 and offer suggestions who have that

01:01:46.080 experience um but look man I know

01:01:50.060 that there's a lot of love in the

01:01:51.300 world and if you just choose to be

01:01:52.480 loving dude if you really just

01:01:53.960 choose to be loving that you'll find

01:01:56.960 the power to do it and when there are

01:02:00.600 moments where you think you can't do

01:02:01.820 it you can't go to work you don't

01:02:03.100 want to apply for a job you don't

01:02:04.380 want to ask for help you don't want

01:02:06.260 to to do it to then do whatever that

01:02:09.220 action is that you don't want to do

01:02:10.800 man it's so powerful that's so

01:02:14.120 powerful that contrary action bro

01:02:15.880 there's so much power in that man

01:02:19.060 and then walls will open up you can't

01:02:23.040 even see possible walls inside of

01:02:24.560 yourself possibilities will open up

01:02:26.140 you can't even see because nothing's

01:02:30.600 gonna nothing's gonna change if you

01:02:32.020 don't change the things aren't gonna

01:02:33.000 be different nothing changes if

01:02:34.360 nothing changes

01:02:35.220 but you know for you to start saying

01:02:40.640 hey I believe that I could do this I

01:02:42.300 believe that but you have the chance

01:02:45.580 to change a child's life you can you

01:02:47.400 can you you have a chance to help

01:02:48.600 shape that child's world you have a

01:02:50.960 chance to if you accept that

01:02:53.960 challenge man you could really you could

01:02:56.100 be that hitter daddy

01:02:57.060 when you and when those moments I think

01:03:01.680 I should just be out of her life

01:03:02.820 no you can you can be out of her life

01:03:06.500 sexually could be out of her life as a 0.99

01:03:08.160 lover and that sort of thing but but you

01:03:12.280 know but you can't be out of that

01:03:13.720 child's life dude you know I don't think

01:03:17.700 you should be I mean in the beginning

01:03:21.260 you probably could if you wanted to

01:03:22.500 because the kid ain't gonna know

01:03:23.680 anything till it's probably two or

01:03:25.040 something but you don't want to miss

01:03:26.780 all of that man you don't want to miss

01:03:29.040 smelling that little baby's fat arm bro 1.00

01:03:31.180 sucking on that fucking you ever suck 1.00

01:03:33.600 on a fucking baby's bicep dude a two 1.00

01:03:35.780 once-old chubby-ass bicep bro if that 1.00

01:03:42.240 ain't the fucking if that ain't the 1.00

01:03:44.640 Lord's gristle bro if that ain't the 0.99

01:03:48.420 Lord's gristle and a little baby they

01:03:52.680 smell like they fresh out of the you

01:03:54.820 know out of the dang oven they good

01:03:58.220 after you wash them off I'm talking

01:03:59.780 about you know after they put a little

01:04:01.700 bit of that oven powder on them not

01:04:03.280 really you know but I believe you could

01:04:07.000 do it man I believe if you if you change

01:04:09.920 that thought if you change you say I can

01:04:11.940 do it you say I'm gonna do it it's gonna

01:04:14.140 hurt it's gonna be hard because you're

01:04:15.480 not you might not even believe it but if

01:04:18.480 you don't change your perception nothing

01:04:20.020 ever changes around us you know I sit want

01:04:23.680 my life to change but I keep doing the 0.97

01:04:25.380 same thing I go home at night and I jerk

01:04:28.120 off and do a couple parliaments on the

01:04:29.980 on the patio then every day and I expect

01:04:35.220 in a morning not to wake up and be tired

01:04:37.400 and smell like parliaments on my hand

01:04:39.200 impossible I got to change things and

01:04:44.360 when I do man the work gets bigger man

01:04:46.700 awake things get bigger that Walmart gets

01:04:50.500 a little more endless bro few extra

01:04:52.460 aisles dude now you could buy a washer

01:04:55.180 dryer they got frigidaire's over there

01:04:57.200 they got them chicken nugget sacks over

01:04:59.880 there them 70 piece dog they got it all

01:05:02.280 they got lawn chairs they got bougainvillea's

01:05:05.920 they got you know machetes it's just

01:05:08.480 you could change it man we can change it

01:05:14.220 bro if you have some suggestions for that

01:05:16.760 young man though you know he got a girl

01:05:18.720 pregnant he loves her but you heard it

01:05:21.560 he doesn't know but I believe you could

01:05:26.420 do it man I believe we all can I really

01:05:29.120 really believe we all can and we just

01:05:32.700 need each other because you know we can't

01:05:36.480 do it alone you know neither can that

01:05:40.500 baby so I got you bro gang gang man you

01:05:45.740 can hit the hotline nine eight five six six

01:05:47.680 four nine five zero three and uh and man

01:05:54.980 we're lucky you know we're lucky to be

01:05:57.340 here and we're lucky that we have each

01:05:58.380 other and uh and sorry if I'm signing

01:06:02.020 preachy or anything man I'm not trying

01:06:03.480 to I just you know sometimes I don't know

01:06:06.940 what's going on in my life and I have to

01:06:08.380 and and I have to just try my best you

01:06:13.060 know I'll come in here I don't have a

01:06:14.140 plan I got the calls right here the

01:06:16.160 sheet says calls we had a couple two

01:06:18.700 questions from patreoners uh jacob

01:06:21.000 wells and uh cigar jay that I didn't get

01:06:23.240 to and I'll do them next week and so I

01:06:27.640 don't know what I'm doing sometimes but

01:06:29.160 you know we making it bro go right in a

01:06:34.540 bishop gun here making it

01:06:41.540 I ain't seen home in about a hundred

01:06:46.620 days I can almost hear mama pray for my

01:06:50.820 restless soul and I ain't made a dollar I

01:06:56.460 ain't spent but where it's going ain't

01:06:58.860 kill me and I still get where I'm down

01:07:02.640 to go 0.99

01:07:03.320 I'm making it I'm making wrong feel right

01:07:14.960 I'm making it and it helps where I'm

01:07:20.320 headed down I'm making good times

01:07:24.320 and congratulations to Bishop Gunn guys

01:07:27.120 listen to this they will be opening up

01:07:29.500 for the Rolling Stones in Houston

01:07:32.320 Saturday July 27th at NRG Stadium

01:07:36.700 NRG Stadium isn't that amazing man

01:07:38.400 did we know that when when when we

01:07:45.140 picked when uh we don't know what's

01:07:49.080 gonna happen you think they knew that

01:07:50.380 when nobody knew that

01:07:54.680 I'm about an hour past the minute

01:07:57.800 I should have put it down

01:08:00.840 but I'm making it I'm making wrong feel

01:08:11.180 right I'm making it and it helps where I'm

01:08:17.600 hitting there I'm making good times

01:08:21.300 I'm making good time

01:08:32.060 I want to thank Nick and Gianni for making my life easier and always being a part of this show.

01:09:02.060 And the first time I'm lost, I'm left here alone in my sin. But I'm in pretty good shape for the shape that I'm in.

01:09:20.060 I'm making it, I'm making it, I'm making it all feel right. I'm making it, I'm making it, I'm making it time.

01:09:41.060 Fuck Denny's, bruh. 1.00

01:09:43.060 I'm making it, I'm making it, I'm making it all feel right. 1.00

01:09:55.060 I'm making it, and it kills when I hit the end. I'm making it time.

01:10:11.060 I'm making it time.

01:10:20.060 I ain't seen home in about a hundred days. I can almost hear mama pray for my restless soul.

01:10:33.060 Endless Walmart, baby. We can change the world, man. Be good to yourselves, man. You deserve it.

01:10:40.060 And I'm going to try to do the same to myself. And thank you for always reminding me.

01:10:45.060 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite, and welcome to Kite Club, a podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like current events, stand-up stories, and seven ways to pleasure your partner.

01:10:59.620 The answer may shock you.

01:11:01.380 Sometimes I'll interview my friends. Sometimes I won't.

01:11:04.960 And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.

01:11:08.060 You have three new voice messages.

01:11:10.640 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club. I've been talking about Kite Club for so long. Longer than anybody else. So great.

01:11:19.640 Hi. Sweetie. Here's a deal. Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club is a dodgy, bloody wanker. 0.86

01:11:26.540 Jermaine. 1.00

01:11:27.640 Ho-ho! I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.

01:11:31.640 Sorry, sir, but our ice cream machine is broken.

01:11:33.700 Ho-ho-ho! No! 1.00

01:11:35.280 I think Tom Hanks just butt-dialed me.

01:11:38.460 Anyway, first rule of Kite Club is, tell everyone about Kite Club.

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01:11:46.800 Third rule, like and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts.

01:11:50.460 Or watch us on YouTube, yeah?

01:11:52.600 And yes, don't worry, my Brad Pitt impression will get better.

01:11:55.680 Thank you.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 22, 2019

Never-ending Walmart ｜ This Past Weekend #216

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