This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Perspective Gadget

00:00:00.920 They said an animal has it. They said an animal has it.

00:00:09.820 Could you imagine you're on Noah's Ark and they got in this and this animal shows up.

00:00:16.660 Oh, yeah, you heard a little Perry the pigeon. He's got it.

00:00:23.220 And he's oh, he's trying he's trying the pigeon just kind of wandering around trying not to see anybody,

00:00:28.820 you know, trying not to let anybody notice him sneezing into his little pigeon arm.

00:00:38.320 This thing, who know where is it?

00:00:42.060 It's like hide and go seek with the devil, huh?

00:00:45.820 That Rona, boy.

00:00:49.120 That Rona.

00:00:58.820 Come on.

00:01:04.320 I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from my home.

00:01:16.320 And my mind is somewhere else.

00:01:19.320 But when I find it, I'll patch up where it's been blown.

00:01:24.420 Come on now.

00:01:26.880 Let's go.

00:01:28.180 Now I'm just floating on the breeze.

00:01:30.860 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

00:01:33.820 I must be cornerstone.

00:01:36.860 Come on.

00:01:37.420 No time to feel bad today, baby.

00:01:39.040 Let's go.

00:01:39.840 But when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

00:01:43.920 I found I can feel it in my bones.

00:01:47.920 But it's going to take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind.

00:02:00.960 Shine that light on me.

00:02:04.240 I'll sit and tell you my story.

00:02:10.640 Shine on me.

00:02:15.880 And I will find a song.

00:02:19.440 I'll sing it just for you.

00:02:27.560 I've been moving way too fast.

00:02:31.660 I've been moving way too fast.

00:02:33.340 That is Shine by Bishop Gunn.

00:02:36.740 And that is a beautiful band and group of men.

00:02:41.900 And rarely, a lot of time, if you see a man get together, it's for, you know, it can be for sex.

00:02:48.400 It could be for music.

00:02:50.720 And then this instance is for music.

00:02:52.800 And that's beautiful, man.

00:02:54.920 PTL, baby.

00:02:55.660 Praise the Lord.

00:02:56.340 That's Bishop Gunn with Shine right there.

00:02:58.460 And we are alive, baby.

00:03:03.920 We're alive.

00:03:05.740 We are alive.

00:03:07.900 Check it.

00:03:08.280 Look.

00:03:09.580 Put two fingers on your damn neck pipe, bro.

00:03:15.600 Yeah.

00:03:16.540 And feel that pumpity up.

00:03:18.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:19.920 Man, that's that living, giving, bro.

00:03:22.560 That's your heart.

00:03:24.140 Shooting just.

00:03:25.580 Dude, a heart will just shoot blood out all day.

00:03:28.700 A heart is basically just a machine gun of blood.

00:03:32.480 You just.

00:03:32.700 That thing is savage, bro, when you think about it.

00:03:39.060 Probably one of the top three organs, I think, overall.

00:03:44.060 Good to be here with you guys.

00:03:46.120 It is April.

00:03:48.080 It is 2020.

00:03:50.980 2020.

00:03:54.000 And it's getting clear, man.

00:03:55.740 It's getting clear.

00:03:58.340 People out there, it's getting wicked.

00:04:00.040 People, they think it's just squirrely out there.

00:04:05.320 You don't even know an animal has it, bro.

00:04:08.320 You see a falcon go by, he might have it.

00:04:11.300 You see a little, uh, um.

00:04:14.760 You see a labradoodle sneak over.

00:04:17.640 And he's trying to lick your arm or something or lick your navel.

00:04:21.940 You know, sometimes I used to put a little meat paste in my navel, bro.

00:04:26.760 And my neighbors had a little, uh.

00:04:28.620 Uh, it was like a miniature, um.

00:04:32.960 Little, uh.

00:04:33.900 I don't know what it was.

00:04:35.980 Pomeran, bro.

00:04:36.540 A little miniature Pomeran.

00:04:38.160 And I put a little meat paste in my navel.

00:04:41.340 And his name was Barker, bro.

00:04:42.780 And I'd let him suck that, you know.

00:04:45.560 Not suck it, but kind of lick it out.

00:04:47.180 And it's, you know, that's human-animal relations, brother.

00:04:53.060 And I was, you know, I was happy to be part of that as a, you know, when I was young.

00:04:57.720 But now, can you even, can you trust an animal?

00:04:59.540 Who can you trust?

00:05:00.900 Welcome to Hide and Go Seek 2020.

00:05:04.080 That's what's going on.

00:05:06.460 It's getting wicked.

00:05:07.460 We caught up.

00:05:08.180 Thank you guys for being here.

00:05:11.820 Uh, yeah.

00:05:13.380 And I hope, I hope you guys, I hope people's holding it together, keeping their heads together.

00:05:18.020 You know, you gotta, you gotta, really gotta be a warrior right now.

00:05:22.520 Because some people keep saying, oh, I can't get it.

00:05:25.920 Oh, I ain't getting it.

00:05:28.520 You know, you hear a lot of rumors.

00:05:30.040 Oh, gay men can't get it.

00:05:32.540 Oh, oh, we can't get it.

00:05:34.880 Yes, you can, Alan.

00:05:36.500 All right, y'all can get it.

00:05:38.500 Everybody can get it.

00:05:40.440 Oh, my, you know, my cousin's in the military, man.

00:05:42.860 I can't get it.

00:05:45.680 Yes, you can, Samuel.

00:05:47.220 You can get it.

00:05:48.760 Everybody can get it.

00:05:51.080 Just a lot of bad rumors.

00:05:52.620 A lot of bad intel out there.

00:05:55.280 A lot of bad mental hearsay.

00:05:58.740 Oh, uh, you know, oh, black, black women.

00:06:01.240 Not, we can't get it.

00:06:02.900 Yeah, you can, Keisha.

00:06:05.700 Everybody can get it.

00:06:09.300 It's just, it's a disease, man.

00:06:11.180 It's a virus.

00:06:12.640 And everybody can get it.

00:06:15.540 And it's so sneaky.

00:06:17.040 Like, I wonder, if you, if the coronavirus was a person, it's so, it would have, like, a mustache.

00:06:24.100 It would have, like, it would have regular glasses and sunglasses.

00:06:27.320 It's so, like, uh, uh, it's, it's, like, it would probably talk like this.

00:06:35.840 Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, I don't speak English.

00:06:42.500 It would say shit like that.

00:06:43.800 I don't speak, I don't know.

00:06:45.380 Well, not from here.

00:06:47.780 The coronavirus is sneaky.

00:06:49.660 Because when I was young, they had more, less sneaky diseases.

00:06:58.080 Remember that?

00:07:00.460 Dude, remember when we were kids, the diseases were real.

00:07:03.540 They had, uh, chicken pox.

00:07:04.980 Because somebody had hugged a chicken for too long.

00:07:09.240 And if you do that, you break out because these spots come out of your body because God wants other people to know, hey, this is the type of person that will hug a chicken for much longer than they should.

00:07:24.700 And so you, you know what I'm saying?

00:07:26.160 It's, you get chicken pox.

00:07:28.760 But they were obvious diseases.

00:07:30.520 You know, you knew, you saw somebody with chicken pox.

00:07:34.120 Oh, they got a chicken pox.

00:07:35.840 You know, you saw somebody with a, um, mustache.

00:07:39.020 Oh, they got a mustache.

00:07:41.020 Things were obvious.

00:07:43.680 But now, it's getting covert.

00:07:46.620 It's getting risque, as they call it.

00:07:50.800 But yeah, what, what, what would coronavirus be wearing?

00:07:55.540 Probably like a turtleneck.

00:07:57.600 Like a sleeveless turtleneck.

00:08:00.520 Yeah.

00:08:03.600 Oh, I don't know.

00:08:05.860 I'm not from around here.

00:08:08.140 It would be so sneaky.

00:08:12.700 It's a sneaky disease, man.

00:08:14.640 We've had a lot of calls that came in.

00:08:16.180 A lot of people hitting us up, just seeing what's going on.

00:08:18.320 What's up with me right now?

00:08:21.420 You know, there's, there's not a ton to say I've been doing.

00:08:24.040 You know, I watched the, uh, comedy gives back.

00:08:29.100 I watched as much of that as I could, if you got to see it.

00:08:32.120 Uh, it, I think they raised like, oh, I want to say like, I don't even know how much they

00:08:36.460 finished raising.

00:08:37.080 But I, I can imagine it was up near probably $700,000 for, uh, comedians, um, to, you know, tour, you know, people that are, you know, in the comedy community that are struggling and that are out of work.

00:08:49.960 And so that was really beautiful.

00:08:51.160 Then it was a damn basket fire.

00:08:54.560 Dude, if you freaking had a cousin made out of gasoline and you fucking fed him matches for his birthday, that's what this shit was.

00:09:01.460 It was just audio difficulties, this and that.

00:09:05.000 It was like, remember when you got one of those shitty, uh, those sprint phones, those next tells or whatever.

00:09:11.400 But you could only, you could call people, but then you could just talk to also, you could talk to one person.

00:09:17.620 So you could call anybody you wanted, but then you'd be in the middle of a call.

00:09:22.160 Like, yeah, everything's going good.

00:09:23.880 Every, and then, uh, your cut, your cousin or somebody fire department, whoever, the only other person that had to walk you, your girlfriend.

00:09:34.000 She's like, we need some fucking milk.

00:09:37.220 You're like, and you're like, honey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, buddy.

00:09:42.220 Remember that thing, that next tell?

00:09:43.720 We need some fucking milk, Randall.

00:09:50.640 You're like, oh, oh, fuck.

00:09:52.140 Oh, hold on, Damien.

00:09:53.520 Oh, must be, lines must be crossed up.

00:09:57.900 And then you,

00:09:58.800 slick, sneak, uh, click over.

00:10:03.500 Hey, I'm sorry.

00:10:04.960 I'll be right there.

00:10:06.840 Oh, there's a long line.

00:10:09.080 There ain't no fucking line.

00:10:13.680 You're lying.

00:10:17.400 Oh, I'm sorry, man.

00:10:18.440 I gotta go, bro.

00:10:20.040 Remember that fucking next tell that bitch was bright orange, dude?

00:10:23.460 It looked like, it looked like you,

00:10:25.000 they had it colored because it looked like you were going to need to be rescued.

00:10:29.160 Like, anytime you get that bright colored shit, bro,

00:10:31.820 that's fucking,

00:10:34.180 a lot of real poor, like,

00:10:35.900 sail racks have, like, real colorful bright shit.

00:10:39.280 Like, oh, look at this, uh,

00:10:41.040 don't you want this hot orange?

00:10:42.940 And this shit is hot orange.

00:10:45.380 Like, the hottest orange you could get is $3,

00:10:48.000 $3.40 for this.

00:10:52.080 7XL,

00:10:54.180 uh,

00:10:54.740 and it's like a fucking

00:10:55.980 V-neck,

00:10:58.660 V-neck in the front,

00:11:00.480 turtleneck in the back.

00:11:02.260 You're like, what?

00:11:05.060 And it's hot, hot orange, bro.

00:11:07.000 And it's always usually a,

00:11:08.240 it's only a black dude could wear it.

00:11:10.560 Let's be honest, bro.

00:11:12.480 Only a black dude could wear it.

00:11:16.500 And they'll look good in it, man.

00:11:19.500 It'll be triple line.

00:11:21.100 That's the color.

00:11:21.940 You'll see on the thing.

00:11:22.800 It'll be bright, bright green.

00:11:24.600 The kind of shit, like, you can't,

00:11:27.220 the guy, like,

00:11:28.140 if you drive past it on the interstate,

00:11:29.680 it's obviously the definite manager

00:11:31.840 of the guy who is doing the construction.

00:11:34.920 It's that,

00:11:35.400 it's like triple line.

00:11:38.600 And it's size 14,

00:11:40.400 double medium, bro.

00:11:42.380 And that bitch got two arms in the front.

00:11:44.560 It's got an arm out the back

00:11:45.860 for exhaust,

00:11:46.940 like heat exhaust.

00:11:47.900 This shit is,

00:11:48.440 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:11:50.860 Bright colors.

00:11:51.880 They got bright colored shit.

00:11:54.100 And it's mostly,

00:11:55.160 it's predominantly a lot of times

00:11:56.480 for the urban community.

00:11:57.420 Let's be honest, bro.

00:11:58.300 Because they look good in it.

00:12:00.740 You know?

00:12:02.000 If white people wear

00:12:03.280 really bright colored shit,

00:12:04.460 it look like they need to be rescued.

00:12:07.840 For real talk,

00:12:08.560 it look,

00:12:09.060 black people wear something,

00:12:10.360 oh, that's triple lime.

00:12:12.820 Oh, Ernie got that triple lime header on.

00:12:15.880 Oh, oh.

00:12:16.420 He must be getting married,

00:12:18.340 you know?

00:12:20.160 Oh, he got that triple lime

00:12:22.060 fucking overcoat

00:12:23.060 with that double vanilla cummerbund, bro.

00:12:26.400 Oh, he must be,

00:12:27.320 he must be doing a wedding.

00:12:30.260 But if a white dude

00:12:31.600 goes with that bright shit,

00:12:32.740 they look,

00:12:33.400 it's definitely rescue only.

00:12:37.040 You know that shit looks rescue only.

00:12:41.140 Let's take a call.

00:12:42.140 It came in as always,

00:12:42.900 the hotline,

00:12:43.420 985-664-9503.

00:12:50.060 Gang, gang,

00:12:50.660 what's up, man?

00:12:51.280 This is Dusty

00:12:51.940 from Leesburg, Georgia.

00:12:53.560 What's up, Dusty?

00:12:54.440 You're over there in Leesburg, huh?

00:12:56.920 In Leesburg, Georgia.

00:13:00.140 And that is,

00:13:01.240 man,

00:13:02.500 that sounds like a small place.

00:13:04.640 That sounds like

00:13:05.180 the kind of place

00:13:05.720 where everybody kind of,

00:13:06.780 you know where the water fountain is,

00:13:08.340 you know?

00:13:09.400 It sounds like

00:13:09.900 you could definitely

00:13:10.380 could find a wishing well

00:13:11.500 over there.

00:13:11.960 Beautiful.

00:13:13.460 Onward, brother.

00:13:14.700 I just want to call in

00:13:15.860 with some thoughts

00:13:16.420 on the coronavirus.

00:13:17.620 I'm kind of sick

00:13:19.240 of this half apocalypse,

00:13:20.800 everything shut down,

00:13:22.700 half still going to work,

00:13:24.640 paying my bills,

00:13:25.480 which I am appreciative of

00:13:27.320 because I understand

00:13:27.900 there's a lot of people

00:13:28.640 out there without work,

00:13:30.440 not able to pay their bills.

00:13:32.560 But,

00:13:32.760 I mean, yeah,

00:13:35.000 I'm just sick of fledgling

00:13:36.040 in the middle here.

00:13:37.020 We need to choose the side.

00:13:38.860 Either everything

00:13:39.540 just needs to go back

00:13:40.780 to how it was

00:13:41.680 and we figure

00:13:42.740 the shit out that way.

00:13:44.620 Or we go full fucking apocalypse

00:13:46.340 and we get a couple

00:13:47.720 of dune buggies

00:13:48.620 and a couple of sets

00:13:49.480 of shoulder pads

00:13:50.320 and start shaving our heads

00:13:51.320 in the mohawks

00:13:52.140 and speaking in simpler languages.

00:13:54.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:55.520 Hey, man.

00:13:56.700 I look.

00:13:58.200 There's that element.

00:13:59.280 Everybody,

00:13:59.540 that's what I'm saying,

00:14:00.200 where everybody's a lesbian.

00:14:01.900 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:02.360 You fold your nuts

00:14:03.600 into something.

00:14:05.120 And the next thing you know,

00:14:06.120 you got some vajuts down there

00:14:07.660 and everybody's a lesbian.

00:14:10.500 Do mohawks on everybody.

00:14:12.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:13.500 Ladies,

00:14:13.900 trim your tits down.

00:14:15.780 Guys,

00:14:16.240 sharpen up your lower ribs

00:14:17.800 and expose them, bro.

00:14:19.860 And let's fucking go

00:14:20.780 toe to toe.

00:14:22.800 Look,

00:14:24.160 there's something to be said.

00:14:25.560 There's a,

00:14:26.000 there's,

00:14:26.640 there's,

00:14:27.220 I think that seed is,

00:14:28.920 that seed lives

00:14:30.120 in a lot of us somewhere.

00:14:31.660 That element

00:14:32.480 of anarchy.

00:14:34.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:35.820 We got that fucking violent onion

00:14:37.540 smelling up our insides.

00:14:40.820 You know,

00:14:41.100 that thing is in there.

00:14:43.500 And not,

00:14:44.180 there's a lot of people

00:14:45.000 who are,

00:14:45.360 who are,

00:14:46.000 who are kind of like,

00:14:47.100 eh,

00:14:48.400 society,

00:14:49.360 society.

00:14:51.660 They don't feel that the,

00:14:53.600 you know,

00:14:54.140 the Ronda Jumme

00:14:55.220 or the,

00:14:56.660 you know,

00:14:57.180 the,

00:14:57.400 this,

00:14:57.820 this human gumbo

00:14:59.360 that we have going on

00:15:00.240 is the best,

00:15:01.040 is the best for,

00:15:03.900 it's not the,

00:15:05.880 it's not the,

00:15:06.800 it doesn't really

00:15:07.700 fulfill their appetite.

00:15:10.760 But I feel

00:15:11.560 there's this middle ground thing.

00:15:14.420 Like,

00:15:14.880 okay,

00:15:15.200 like,

00:15:15.420 okay,

00:15:15.800 like,

00:15:16.400 I don't have my windows tinted

00:15:17.780 on my,

00:15:18.300 on my truck,

00:15:19.540 right?

00:15:20.380 So,

00:15:21.820 I'm at that point

00:15:23.260 where I'm like,

00:15:23.660 okay,

00:15:24.460 do I need to,

00:15:25.060 can I go get them tinted?

00:15:26.520 Or,

00:15:27.220 can I break them all out

00:15:28.960 and hire a couple of straight up

00:15:32.000 beautiful ass

00:15:32.780 fucking lean,

00:15:34.080 lean with it,

00:15:34.900 rock with it,

00:15:35.540 Vietz to hang out the back

00:15:37.200 and shoot with slingshots

00:15:39.140 as I,

00:15:39.520 as I,

00:15:39.920 as I drive.

00:15:41.740 Like,

00:15:42.180 that's where I'm at.

00:15:44.540 Like,

00:15:44.980 what things do I need to do

00:15:46.460 and what things can I not,

00:15:48.280 like,

00:15:49.280 like,

00:15:49.720 where am I at?

00:15:51.460 Like,

00:15:51.880 okay,

00:15:52.120 can I still go to the grocery

00:15:53.260 or is it okay to just turn

00:15:54.480 my living room

00:15:55.260 into a damn garden?

00:15:59.060 Okay,

00:15:59.560 because I got enough room

00:16:00.500 for three rows

00:16:01.640 of sweet patates

00:16:02.760 right in front

00:16:04.240 of the damn ottoman

00:16:05.500 and right before

00:16:07.080 you get to that

00:16:07.880 dual deck CD

00:16:10.240 10 disker.

00:16:13.460 You know,

00:16:13.860 there's,

00:16:16.060 it's just kind of,

00:16:17.580 everything's in the middle.

00:16:20.140 Like,

00:16:20.620 what do I,

00:16:20.960 I got two sides

00:16:21.700 of my sink

00:16:22.180 in my kitchen.

00:16:23.520 Like,

00:16:23.980 do I still need

00:16:24.740 to just do the dishes

00:16:25.700 at night

00:16:26.100 or do I need

00:16:26.720 to plug

00:16:27.380 both of those bitches

00:16:28.300 up

00:16:28.740 and start raising

00:16:30.000 farm fresh salmon

00:16:31.060 in one half of it

00:16:32.100 and shrimp

00:16:34.240 in the other.

00:16:34.860 You feel me?

00:16:35.400 You know,

00:16:35.720 I was going to have

00:16:36.180 some shrimp.

00:16:38.640 So,

00:16:39.140 yeah,

00:16:39.240 there's that middle

00:16:39.860 ground there.

00:16:41.660 It's like,

00:16:42.180 okay,

00:16:42.740 um,

00:16:43.840 or,

00:16:44.260 you know,

00:16:44.820 am I still married

00:16:45.740 to my wife?

00:16:46.360 Like,

00:16:46.580 how weird does shit

00:16:47.480 have to get

00:16:48.020 before I'm just,

00:16:50.460 like,

00:16:50.840 how long

00:16:51.460 does the courthouse

00:16:52.820 have to be closed

00:16:53.560 down before I can

00:16:54.560 just kind of

00:16:55.120 walk on off?

00:16:58.560 You know,

00:16:59.120 but before the

00:16:59.760 marriage certificate,

00:17:00.420 there's nowhere

00:17:01.000 to even go cash

00:17:02.020 that thing in it.

00:17:04.960 It's interesting.

00:17:08.040 It's interesting

00:17:08.780 because society

00:17:09.700 is just like kind of

00:17:10.460 a stack of things

00:17:11.740 that happen.

00:17:13.760 You know,

00:17:14.320 man gets a little

00:17:15.100 property,

00:17:15.700 he gets a wife

00:17:16.540 and then they have

00:17:17.160 a family

00:17:17.760 and then,

00:17:18.540 you know,

00:17:19.260 enough families

00:17:20.040 needed,

00:17:21.120 we're teaching

00:17:22.060 their kids

00:17:22.600 and say,

00:17:22.960 well,

00:17:23.020 okay,

00:17:23.260 let's,

00:17:24.620 you know,

00:17:25.140 uh,

00:17:25.720 we got too many

00:17:26.400 kids,

00:17:26.820 let's hire just

00:17:27.260 one person

00:17:27.820 to teach them

00:17:28.340 all.

00:17:28.680 And so then,

00:17:29.700 then one person

00:17:30.780 was the best,

00:17:31.460 the best teacher

00:17:32.180 in the neighborhood

00:17:32.720 became the teacher

00:17:33.620 and the kids

00:17:34.520 all went to her

00:17:35.160 and that's how

00:17:35.540 a school started.

00:17:36.420 Then you got a

00:17:36.940 school.

00:17:38.760 And he say,

00:17:39.500 this man over here,

00:17:40.320 okay,

00:17:40.480 I'm good at making,

00:17:41.440 uh,

00:17:42.000 boots.

00:17:42.500 I'll make all the

00:17:43.140 boots.

00:17:44.200 All right,

00:17:44.720 cool,

00:17:45.080 Donnie.

00:17:46.080 You do the boots

00:17:47.100 now,

00:17:47.500 bucko.

00:17:48.280 You the boot man,

00:17:49.280 Donnie.

00:17:50.280 And everybody gets

00:17:51.340 their thing

00:17:51.740 and it builds.

00:17:52.600 But then,

00:17:55.520 man,

00:17:55.880 it's definitely,

00:17:56.720 there's a little bit

00:17:57.240 of Jenga in the air.

00:17:58.680 It's like,

00:17:59.060 okay,

00:17:59.480 we've been,

00:18:01.260 there's a lot,

00:18:01.920 it's been,

00:18:02.260 this thing's been,

00:18:03.020 this thing's starting

00:18:04.220 to sway in the wind

00:18:05.100 a little.

00:18:08.260 You know,

00:18:08.900 these stepkids,

00:18:09.800 are they,

00:18:09.980 you know,

00:18:10.680 they're not even

00:18:12.000 really mine at this

00:18:13.300 point.

00:18:13.780 Shit's hitting the fan.

00:18:14.960 They're not doing shit.

00:18:16.180 They in there,

00:18:16.780 they on the tablets

00:18:17.680 all day.

00:18:19.640 They,

00:18:20.240 every time an orange

00:18:21.240 comes off our orange

00:18:22.200 tree,

00:18:22.400 they get out there

00:18:23.200 and sneak it.

00:18:25.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:26.080 Daddy,

00:18:26.380 I don't have any

00:18:26.900 vitamin C.

00:18:27.640 My spine's getting

00:18:28.500 all fucking

00:18:29.200 bent out

00:18:30.480 because I don't

00:18:33.140 have the proper

00:18:33.740 vits in me.

00:18:34.640 What's going on?

00:18:37.780 You know,

00:18:38.340 it's,

00:18:38.860 do I still have to be

00:18:39.860 a step parent?

00:18:40.700 Like that,

00:18:41.120 you know,

00:18:41.340 things,

00:18:41.660 it's going to get

00:18:42.140 interesting,

00:18:42.760 man.

00:18:43.540 But I feel you,

00:18:44.420 I wish they would

00:18:45.040 just shut the news

00:18:45.940 down and say,

00:18:46.480 hey,

00:18:46.640 look,

00:18:46.900 it's every man

00:18:48.500 for himself.

00:18:52.180 But then also,

00:18:53.120 that's just a little

00:18:54.060 part of me that wants

00:18:54.920 that.

00:18:55.260 The other part of me

00:18:55.900 is like,

00:18:56.140 hey,

00:18:56.300 man,

00:18:56.820 let's get shit

00:18:57.840 back organized

00:18:58.820 because,

00:19:01.220 you know,

00:19:02.960 because people have

00:19:03.640 things that they need.

00:19:04.500 You know,

00:19:04.780 people are missing

00:19:05.300 regular things.

00:19:07.820 People are missing

00:19:08.600 their birthdays.

00:19:09.460 They're missing this.

00:19:13.180 And I was thinking,

00:19:13.920 what,

00:19:14.060 imagine,

00:19:14.840 some kids miss

00:19:16.100 prom this year.

00:19:17.840 Imagine that.

00:19:18.540 Imagine you're in

00:19:19.300 senior year of high

00:19:20.360 school

00:19:20.700 and they don't

00:19:25.040 have it.

00:19:27.280 Wouldn't that have

00:19:27.880 sucked,

00:19:28.300 man,

00:19:28.400 senior year?

00:19:30.660 This was it,

00:19:31.920 man.

00:19:33.400 This was,

00:19:34.100 you were going to

00:19:34.540 get off and

00:19:35.040 everything was going

00:19:35.720 to happen.

00:19:37.020 You was going to

00:19:37.780 maybe get a little

00:19:38.440 titty or something

00:19:39.380 from your girl

00:19:40.960 Veronica or

00:19:41.940 whatever.

00:19:43.380 Whatever,

00:19:44.040 you know,

00:19:44.300 Verantula,

00:19:45.060 whatever your girl's

00:19:45.880 name was,

00:19:46.580 Keisha,

00:19:47.280 whoever.

00:19:48.700 Whoever cop,

00:19:49.580 you know,

00:19:50.400 whoever's letting

00:19:51.060 loose that evening

00:19:51.840 tit.

00:19:53.980 That little baby

00:19:54.940 milk jug,

00:19:55.680 they was going to

00:19:56.000 let you touch,

00:19:56.540 you know what I'm

00:19:56.860 saying?

00:19:57.080 People had plans.

00:19:58.900 Okay,

00:19:59.280 I'm going to get

00:19:59.720 it,

00:19:59.860 you know,

00:20:00.040 I'm going to,

00:20:00.440 I'm going to do

00:20:01.320 well on basketball.

00:20:02.500 I'm going to get

00:20:02.900 my scholarship.

00:20:03.640 People had plans.

00:20:06.460 What about

00:20:07.020 prom?

00:20:08.020 Think of all the

00:20:08.760 high school seniors

00:20:09.520 are not getting

00:20:10.140 to go to prom

00:20:10.820 this year.

00:20:12.380 No prom.

00:20:13.400 prom?

00:20:15.160 Why?

00:20:18.000 Dude,

00:20:18.500 prom was it.

00:20:21.320 Prom was,

00:20:21.900 man,

00:20:22.080 prom,

00:20:22.680 man.

00:20:23.420 Now you can't,

00:20:24.040 how you going to do,

00:20:24.600 what are you even

00:20:24.960 going to do?

00:20:26.480 You going to order

00:20:27.160 a prom?

00:20:27.660 You going to do

00:20:27.900 Amazon prom?

00:20:29.820 You going to get,

00:20:30.380 you going to do an

00:20:30.900 Amazon prom,

00:20:31.700 and they going to

00:20:32.020 bring you a little,

00:20:33.140 it's just a little

00:20:33.780 box,

00:20:35.460 and they got a,

00:20:36.160 you know,

00:20:36.840 they got a bunch

00:20:37.900 of liquor in there,

00:20:38.780 and you have to

00:20:39.760 drink it real early

00:20:40.760 and then listen to

00:20:41.420 some music that

00:20:42.040 you don't remember,

00:20:43.540 and then they just,

00:20:44.360 they also in there,

00:20:45.060 there's a picture of

00:20:45.700 you just,

00:20:46.240 and it's just,

00:20:46.980 you got a vomit

00:20:47.700 in your buddy's car,

00:20:49.360 and then they already

00:20:49.920 put the picture,

00:20:50.680 a picture together

00:20:51.380 of you just passed out,

00:20:53.460 and your girlfriend's

00:20:54.840 driving you home

00:20:55.600 because you passed

00:20:56.280 out in the back,

00:20:58.140 because your boy Lance

00:20:59.420 gave you a couple

00:21:00.000 hits of bad acid,

00:21:01.260 bro,

00:21:02.100 a couple bootleg shit

00:21:03.420 his cousin made,

00:21:04.560 man,

00:21:05.420 that little fucking

00:21:06.140 paper mache,

00:21:08.000 you know,

00:21:08.780 kaleidoscope starter,

00:21:12.220 it's just,

00:21:14.020 I don't know,

00:21:16.880 just,

00:21:17.260 but yeah,

00:21:17.840 it's like,

00:21:18.240 think about all the

00:21:19.500 things that can be

00:21:20.500 affected and that

00:21:21.160 are being affected,

00:21:24.200 you know,

00:21:24.680 it's just,

00:21:25.040 it's so interesting,

00:21:26.260 I mean,

00:21:27.520 all the different,

00:21:28.640 down to the minutia

00:21:29.760 of things,

00:21:30.280 the little things,

00:21:32.760 somebody had a trip

00:21:33.880 planned to

00:21:34.840 engage themselves,

00:21:38.780 to get engaged

00:21:40.640 to someone,

00:21:41.120 ask them to marry,

00:21:42.220 to do family,

00:21:44.680 start family,

00:21:45.260 you know,

00:21:46.020 and now that's

00:21:46.840 been postponed,

00:21:47.620 okay,

00:21:47.980 our trip,

00:21:48.580 I don't know,

00:21:49.120 do I still,

00:21:51.340 and now we're

00:21:51.860 fighting,

00:21:52.440 and now we,

00:21:52.920 and now we might not

00:21:55.820 even be together,

00:21:56.600 what the hell,

00:21:58.320 what the hell,

00:21:59.260 Charlize,

00:22:00.180 we was supposed to,

00:22:01.340 this was gonna be

00:22:02.080 something,

00:22:02.460 we was going to

00:22:03.020 Barbadas,

00:22:04.160 you know,

00:22:05.980 we had two first

00:22:06.800 class tickets to

00:22:07.600 Barbadas and we

00:22:08.420 was gonna be lovers,

00:22:09.380 you know,

00:22:10.240 and now we

00:22:11.220 fucking fight,

00:22:12.900 so it's just,

00:22:16.460 it's interesting,

00:22:18.060 man,

00:22:18.760 it's interesting,

00:22:20.280 and also it's

00:22:21.960 interesting how many

00:22:22.520 things we expected,

00:22:23.660 you know,

00:22:23.820 how much I expected,

00:22:26.720 I expected things

00:22:27.860 to be the same,

00:22:30.600 oh,

00:22:30.740 I didn't realize I

00:22:31.440 was living in this

00:22:32.840 system of like,

00:22:36.000 of needs and wants,

00:22:39.660 I was,

00:22:40.100 you know,

00:22:40.380 this human created

00:22:41.340 cosmo of society

00:22:43.000 and now it's

00:22:44.720 Mother Nature

00:22:46.400 play,

00:22:47.000 you ever play Uno

00:22:47.860 and Mother Nature

00:22:48.620 just plays that,

00:22:50.380 what is it called,

00:22:51.460 Skip Bow,

00:22:52.180 yeah,

00:22:52.340 I think,

00:22:52.560 let me see what

00:22:53.000 it's called,

00:22:54.020 Skip Bow,

00:22:58.220 yeah,

00:22:58.840 remember that,

00:22:59.460 Skip Bow,

00:23:01.800 I think it was like

00:23:02.540 Uno or something,

00:23:03.680 but then somebody

00:23:04.620 played Skip Bow

00:23:05.420 and the whole shit

00:23:06.200 changed,

00:23:06.640 whatever plans you

00:23:07.420 had,

00:23:07.760 I'm gonna do

00:23:08.100 three of a kind,

00:23:09.220 seven of a kind,

00:23:11.060 I'm gonna touch

00:23:11.720 somebody's ass

00:23:12.480 when the power

00:23:13.020 goes out and then

00:23:13.900 steal a couple

00:23:14.500 cards and cheat,

00:23:15.440 people had plans

00:23:18.440 but then,

00:23:19.040 and then somebody

00:23:20.100 played Skip Bow

00:23:21.020 or it was in the

00:23:22.100 deck,

00:23:23.180 now what,

00:23:25.360 now what,

00:23:26.940 and you find out

00:23:28.760 somebody's been

00:23:29.300 touching your ass,

00:23:31.300 now what,

00:23:35.440 and that's what

00:23:36.400 we're doing,

00:23:36.960 Mother Nature

00:23:37.440 said,

00:23:37.800 hey,

00:23:38.700 you didn't see

00:23:39.420 I got this card,

00:23:41.740 you didn't see

00:23:43.760 that I,

00:23:44.160 that there's,

00:23:46.180 you living out

00:23:47.080 here on my

00:23:47.660 titty,

00:23:48.000 on my belly,

00:23:50.420 y'all been out

00:23:50.980 here doing this

00:23:51.780 and doing NASCAR

00:23:53.180 and doing,

00:23:53.960 you know,

00:23:55.240 hedge funds

00:23:55.960 and fucking

00:23:56.500 threesomes

00:23:57.660 and all of that,

00:24:00.020 y'all doing that

00:24:00.720 on my ass,

00:24:01.680 on my backside,

00:24:02.740 on my front side,

00:24:03.700 on my side side,

00:24:05.700 and suddenly,

00:24:07.720 man,

00:24:08.000 there's some realism,

00:24:09.020 hmm,

00:24:10.280 okay,

00:24:10.820 there's somebody

00:24:11.240 else playing ball

00:24:12.020 here,

00:24:12.320 there's something

00:24:14.820 else at work,

00:24:16.520 that's nature,

00:24:17.460 man,

00:24:17.580 it's fascinating,

00:24:18.340 really,

00:24:19.040 but the levels,

00:24:21.140 the levels of people

00:24:22.000 that people are

00:24:22.620 dealing with this at

00:24:23.560 and the different

00:24:24.720 things and,

00:24:25.640 and how people

00:24:26.820 are handling it,

00:24:27.760 it's all pretty

00:24:28.440 fascinating,

00:24:29.580 I think it's really

00:24:30.240 fascinating,

00:24:30.960 honestly,

00:24:32.580 I think it's

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00:30:07.900 back to the

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00:30:08.900 I like

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00:30:13.000 Well,

00:30:13.240 that goes.

00:30:15.660 Let's take

00:30:16.240 this call,

00:30:16.800 man.

00:30:16.980 Here we

00:30:17.220 go.

00:30:18.620 Hey,

00:30:18.900 Theo.

00:30:19.220 This is

00:30:19.580 Steve from

00:30:20.280 East Perry,

00:30:20.840 Missouri.

00:30:21.740 What's up,

00:30:22.400 Steve?

00:30:24.380 East Missouri,

00:30:25.380 man.

00:30:25.540 And I ended

00:30:25.880 up out there

00:30:26.400 in Lake

00:30:27.440 of the

00:30:27.640 Ozarks.

00:30:29.240 And I was

00:30:31.560 supposed to be

00:30:31.900 doing comedy

00:30:32.540 and they

00:30:33.160 didn't tell

00:30:33.600 the motel

00:30:34.400 we were

00:30:34.680 staying at

00:30:35.300 and they

00:30:36.280 had rented

00:30:36.620 the thing

00:30:37.040 out to a

00:30:37.540 damn

00:30:37.860 you know,

00:30:40.280 that little

00:30:40.620 touching festival

00:30:41.500 swingers.

00:30:43.080 Bunch of

00:30:43.660 real thick

00:30:44.480 swingers,

00:30:45.120 bro.

00:30:45.280 Bunch of

00:30:45.600 damn people

00:30:46.760 just sunburned

00:30:47.720 victims,

00:30:48.240 bro.

00:30:49.020 Bunch of

00:30:49.420 real fucking

00:30:50.240 gristle

00:30:50.760 brothers and

00:30:51.360 sisters.

00:30:53.180 You know,

00:30:53.400 kind of

00:30:53.660 people that

00:30:54.020 will just

00:30:54.280 kind of

00:30:54.620 sip this,

00:30:56.300 you know,

00:30:57.120 just really

00:30:57.520 just sip

00:30:58.160 the,

00:30:58.520 the kind

00:31:00.940 of people

00:31:01.180 that after

00:31:01.480 a bacon

00:31:01.900 plate is

00:31:02.400 empty,

00:31:03.240 they'll take

00:31:03.560 one of them

00:31:03.840 will take

00:31:04.100 the plate

00:31:04.520 off and

00:31:04.760 just kind

00:31:05.100 of sip

00:31:05.520 sip off

00:31:06.180 or whatever

00:31:06.460 is left

00:31:07.360 in the

00:31:07.640 base of

00:31:08.520 that plate.

00:31:09.800 You know,

00:31:11.140 you know,

00:31:11.400 some real

00:31:11.780 bacon

00:31:12.120 sippers.

00:31:12.540 Anyway,

00:31:12.900 onward,

00:31:13.240 brother,

00:31:13.800 gang.

00:31:14.740 I just

00:31:15.320 want to

00:31:15.560 let you

00:31:16.040 know that

00:31:16.340 I'm

00:31:16.480 watching this

00:31:17.040 past weekend

00:31:17.760 tonight,

00:31:18.880 Monday,

00:31:19.340 March 24th.

00:31:21.620 You asked

00:31:22.320 our opinion

00:31:22.860 on the

00:31:23.220 coronavirus and

00:31:24.120 I wanted to

00:31:24.580 let you know

00:31:25.140 that it

00:31:26.520 has affected

00:31:27.220 my life

00:31:27.720 some because

00:31:28.240 work has

00:31:28.720 slowed down

00:31:29.140 a lot.

00:31:29.700 People are

00:31:30.060 worried about

00:31:30.460 getting laid

00:31:30.940 off.

00:31:32.180 But at the

00:31:32.500 same time,

00:31:32.880 people worried

00:31:33.420 about getting

00:31:33.780 laid too.

00:31:34.820 Damn.

00:31:35.980 I'll tell you

00:31:36.400 coronavirus has

00:31:37.200 locked up all

00:31:37.980 of the

00:31:38.380 huasi and

00:31:39.880 wiener

00:31:41.160 that there

00:31:42.600 ever was,

00:31:43.380 man.

00:31:44.560 JC,

00:31:45.340 bruh.

00:31:46.280 JC to

00:31:47.180 the max,

00:31:47.860 dog.

00:31:48.220 Jesus Christ.

00:31:49.900 Onward.

00:31:51.240 But what were

00:31:51.860 you talking

00:31:52.120 about,

00:31:52.380 brother?

00:31:53.280 I'm not

00:31:53.780 scared because

00:31:54.700 I have you

00:31:56.120 on this

00:31:56.720 past weekend.

00:31:57.620 I'm sorry,

00:31:58.320 man.

00:31:58.420 I'm going to

00:31:58.600 go back on

00:31:58.980 your call

00:31:59.260 because I

00:31:59.520 interrupted

00:31:59.920 it kind

00:32:00.280 of with

00:32:00.480 being

00:32:00.740 perverse,

00:32:02.620 really.

00:32:04.040 Honestly,

00:32:04.600 man.

00:32:04.880 So let's

00:32:05.260 go again.

00:32:06.020 I wanted

00:32:06.780 to let

00:32:07.100 you know

00:32:07.480 that it

00:32:08.860 has affected

00:32:09.560 my life

00:32:10.060 some because

00:32:10.580 work has

00:32:11.060 slowed down

00:32:11.480 a lot.

00:32:12.020 People are

00:32:12.400 worried about

00:32:12.800 getting laid

00:32:13.280 off.

00:32:14.400 But at the

00:32:14.840 same time,

00:32:15.320 I'm not

00:32:15.660 scared because

00:32:16.540 I have you

00:32:17.940 on this

00:32:18.560 past weekend

00:32:19.280 and King

00:32:19.800 of the

00:32:20.060 Sting and

00:32:20.660 everything's

00:32:21.900 been going

00:32:22.840 good as

00:32:23.300 far as I

00:32:23.980 can know

00:32:25.080 because my

00:32:26.360 kids are

00:32:26.700 going to be

00:32:27.000 taken care

00:32:27.500 of and

00:32:28.000 everything's

00:32:29.620 just good.

00:32:31.700 I mean,

00:32:31.860 I'm going

00:32:33.020 to interrupt

00:32:33.340 you,

00:32:33.560 man,

00:32:33.700 but because

00:32:34.120 when you

00:32:35.920 say your

00:32:36.260 kids are

00:32:36.700 going to

00:32:36.840 be taken

00:32:37.160 care of,

00:32:38.060 this is

00:32:39.500 something that

00:32:40.300 a lot of

00:32:41.340 people aren't

00:32:41.740 saying.

00:32:43.480 You know,

00:32:43.840 I see a lot

00:32:44.460 of people

00:32:44.780 right now

00:32:45.380 blaming the

00:32:46.180 government.

00:32:47.460 Oh,

00:32:47.740 the government.

00:32:49.720 We don't

00:32:50.300 have enough

00:32:50.840 masks.

00:32:52.420 We don't

00:32:52.900 have enough

00:32:53.400 masks,

00:32:54.280 boy.

00:32:54.660 nobody knew

00:33:06.080 this was

00:33:06.440 going to

00:33:06.700 happen.

00:33:07.500 People say,

00:33:08.040 well,

00:33:08.140 they knew

00:33:08.580 and this

00:33:08.960 and that.

00:33:09.680 And here's

00:33:10.100 the thing.

00:33:11.360 If you

00:33:11.780 have children,

00:33:13.100 if you

00:33:13.800 have yourself,

00:33:15.880 that's your

00:33:17.280 responsibility.

00:33:18.120 responsibility.

00:33:19.860 The government,

00:33:21.000 it's not the

00:33:21.360 government.

00:33:21.540 The government

00:33:22.140 is just

00:33:22.500 people.

00:33:24.020 It's our

00:33:24.860 responsibility to

00:33:25.860 take care of

00:33:26.420 ourselves.

00:33:28.420 The government

00:33:29.360 is just a

00:33:29.960 little,

00:33:30.660 is just a

00:33:31.680 very,

00:33:32.060 an intricate

00:33:33.060 stack of

00:33:33.820 systems.

00:33:34.880 That's all

00:33:35.320 it is.

00:33:36.620 Run by

00:33:37.360 people,

00:33:38.580 human beings.

00:33:40.940 Well,

00:33:41.160 you don't have,

00:33:41.620 your kid doesn't

00:33:42.300 have a mask,

00:33:42.900 you don't have

00:33:43.280 enough food

00:33:44.480 stuff at the

00:33:45.100 house.

00:33:45.300 that's your

00:33:46.580 fault.

00:33:48.780 I don't have

00:33:49.520 bottled water,

00:33:50.400 I don't have

00:33:51.020 Kool-Aid

00:33:52.160 powder.

00:33:53.620 You know

00:33:53.860 what I'm

00:33:54.060 saying?

00:33:54.340 I don't have

00:33:54.680 a sack of

00:33:55.180 almonds or

00:33:55.700 a sack of

00:33:56.240 hazelnuts.

00:33:59.440 That's my

00:34:00.560 fault.

00:34:02.660 Oh,

00:34:03.120 there's not

00:34:03.460 going to be

00:34:03.800 masks for

00:34:04.440 our kids.

00:34:05.160 There's not

00:34:05.500 that.

00:34:06.520 If you're a

00:34:07.100 parent,

00:34:07.500 that's your

00:34:07.980 fault.

00:34:09.840 It's not

00:34:10.300 the government's

00:34:11.560 responsibility

00:34:12.520 to take care

00:34:14.220 of you.

00:34:16.120 You had

00:34:16.940 children.

00:34:18.420 You need to

00:34:19.320 have shit at

00:34:19.900 the house in

00:34:20.800 case they're

00:34:21.260 hungry.

00:34:24.340 I just,

00:34:24.820 this,

00:34:25.300 like it's

00:34:25.840 just,

00:34:26.520 people share

00:34:27.560 all of

00:34:27.980 the,

00:34:28.260 this man,

00:34:29.060 they don't,

00:34:30.520 oh,

00:34:30.780 they ain't even

00:34:31.820 got the damn

00:34:32.640 uh,

00:34:33.960 my boy,

00:34:35.040 little uh,

00:34:36.680 little Derek,

00:34:38.200 he ain't even

00:34:39.140 had a biscuit

00:34:39.820 in a month.

00:34:41.140 We'll fucking

00:34:41.700 get him a

00:34:42.240 biscuit then.

00:34:42.980 you know,

00:34:46.620 I know that

00:34:47.180 there are

00:34:47.700 like,

00:34:48.160 um,

00:34:48.640 I know that

00:34:49.260 like,

00:34:49.520 you know,

00:34:49.740 people run

00:34:50.480 out of

00:34:50.800 money.

00:34:51.340 I'm not

00:34:51.700 trying to

00:34:51.940 be insensitive

00:34:52.540 to that.

00:34:53.840 I know

00:34:54.420 that,

00:34:54.920 um,

00:34:55.660 you know,

00:34:57.320 uh,

00:34:58.160 that people

00:34:58.820 don't have

00:34:59.420 unlimited,

00:35:00.520 um,

00:35:02.180 that people

00:35:03.620 don't have

00:35:03.920 unlimited,

00:35:04.700 uh,

00:35:04.920 what is it

00:35:05.280 called when

00:35:05.600 you hit

00:35:05.820 things like

00:35:06.580 a group of

00:35:07.160 things?

00:35:07.500 people don't

00:35:10.360 have resources.

00:35:12.620 I know

00:35:13.240 that,

00:35:13.700 but if

00:35:16.360 we're not,

00:35:16.960 if we have

00:35:18.240 to be prepared

00:35:18.840 for life,

00:35:19.300 I think that's

00:35:19.780 we're,

00:35:20.280 I think we're

00:35:20.600 really lucky

00:35:21.120 right now.

00:35:21.540 A lot of us

00:35:21.820 are getting

00:35:22.080 a learning

00:35:22.540 lesson.

00:35:24.460 Like I

00:35:25.020 don't,

00:35:25.340 you know,

00:35:25.620 I don't have

00:35:26.100 children in

00:35:26.740 this and

00:35:27.040 that,

00:35:27.320 but if I

00:35:30.580 don't,

00:35:31.020 if I'm not

00:35:31.600 prepared,

00:35:32.480 that's my

00:35:33.520 fault.

00:35:33.880 you know,

00:35:38.220 I just get

00:35:38.820 just the

00:35:39.300 finger pointing

00:35:40.000 to me gets

00:35:40.660 really,

00:35:42.160 and,

00:35:42.860 and the

00:35:43.340 news channels

00:35:44.000 too,

00:35:44.280 you know,

00:35:44.540 I don't

00:35:44.780 watch a lot

00:35:45.380 of the

00:35:45.660 news.

00:35:45.980 I see

00:35:46.260 some of

00:35:46.560 it on my

00:35:46.840 phone and

00:35:47.260 I'll put

00:35:47.660 the apps

00:35:48.060 on and

00:35:48.420 take them

00:35:48.740 off,

00:35:49.120 but,

00:35:50.100 um,

00:35:51.180 and on

00:35:51.580 Twitter,

00:35:52.080 just,

00:35:52.420 it's like,

00:35:53.180 wow,

00:35:53.620 the,

00:35:54.540 if you're,

00:35:55.120 the second

00:35:55.540 you start

00:35:56.020 expecting the

00:35:56.700 government to

00:35:57.320 take care of

00:35:57.960 you,

00:35:58.880 you've

00:36:00.240 already lost

00:36:00.980 cat daddy.

00:36:02.740 So,

00:36:03.260 yeah,

00:36:03.360 it's just

00:36:03.660 like,

00:36:04.080 what I'm

00:36:04.440 saying is,

00:36:04.960 and I need

00:36:05.240 to be more

00:36:05.600 constructive

00:36:06.060 here even

00:36:06.560 for myself,

00:36:08.100 it's our

00:36:08.620 responsibility.

00:36:09.640 If you have

00:36:10.060 a child

00:36:10.580 and your

00:36:10.920 child doesn't,

00:36:11.780 you know,

00:36:12.000 something goes

00:36:12.560 down and

00:36:13.060 you can't,

00:36:14.300 you don't have

00:36:15.300 something for

00:36:15.620 your kid,

00:36:15.980 what are you

00:36:16.160 going to look

00:36:16.540 in your

00:36:16.780 kid's eyes?

00:36:18.600 Your kid's

00:36:19.000 like,

00:36:19.280 dad,

00:36:19.680 I don't,

00:36:20.060 dad,

00:36:20.480 I don't,

00:36:21.980 dad,

00:36:22.500 what about,

00:36:23.000 dad,

00:36:23.740 and you're

00:36:24.060 going to tell

00:36:24.300 your kid,

00:36:24.680 oh,

00:36:24.840 the government,

00:36:25.560 the government,

00:36:26.260 man,

00:36:26.620 no,

00:36:27.540 you're,

00:36:27.880 you're the

00:36:28.440 government for

00:36:28.960 your child,

00:36:29.440 you're your

00:36:30.180 child's

00:36:30.580 government,

00:36:31.460 so you're

00:36:33.300 Abe,

00:36:33.580 you're Abe

00:36:34.100 Lincoln in

00:36:34.560 your house,

00:36:37.140 so you got

00:36:37.560 to tighten

00:36:37.960 up,

00:36:40.200 you know,

00:36:40.520 and sorry,

00:36:40.940 I didn't mean

00:36:41.240 to jump on,

00:36:41.800 but that shit

00:36:42.160 got me fired,

00:36:44.680 that shit

00:36:45.220 just,

00:36:46.180 man,

00:36:46.560 it boils

00:36:46.940 my,

00:36:47.640 it boils

00:36:48.840 my beef,

00:36:49.740 bro,

00:36:52.400 it just boils

00:36:53.600 my beef,

00:36:54.240 man,

00:36:55.360 when everybody,

00:36:56.180 they,

00:36:56.400 you know,

00:36:56.780 they should've,

00:36:57.360 people should,

00:36:57.900 why didn't we,

00:36:58.860 we should've,

00:36:59.360 done this,

00:37:00.540 well,

00:37:00.760 I'm telling you,

00:37:01.340 wait,

00:37:01.460 nah,

00:37:03.620 it's our,

00:37:04.460 as a human,

00:37:06.160 I'm not going to

00:37:07.200 lay there on my

00:37:07.820 deathbed and be

00:37:08.500 like,

00:37:08.720 oh,

00:37:08.960 man,

00:37:09.240 the government

00:37:09.720 didn't,

00:37:10.280 they didn't have

00:37:10.760 enough mass

00:37:11.880 for this or that,

00:37:12.860 they didn't have

00:37:13.400 enough,

00:37:15.620 oh,

00:37:15.920 they didn't,

00:37:16.340 I didn't get that

00:37:16.940 bag of oatmeal

00:37:17.620 from them,

00:37:19.460 well,

00:37:19.780 well,

00:37:20.140 bro,

00:37:21.340 get your oatmeal,

00:37:24.020 this is a practice

00:37:25.740 run for everybody,

00:37:27.100 if shit got

00:37:27.720 really,

00:37:28.760 really wild,

00:37:30.040 if the interstate

00:37:32.060 turns into a damn

00:37:32.860 water slide,

00:37:34.480 it could get wild,

00:37:37.320 man,

00:37:38.100 so I'm just saying,

00:37:38.940 this is,

00:37:40.280 you're your kid's

00:37:41.120 government,

00:37:41.420 it's our responsibility,

00:37:42.620 man,

00:37:42.960 I'm rambling,

00:37:43.700 but,

00:37:44.220 you know,

00:37:44.580 you feel what I'm

00:37:45.100 saying,

00:37:46.340 I just don't like

00:37:46.980 that extra blame

00:37:47.840 shit,

00:37:48.320 man,

00:37:49.200 I just don't like it,

00:37:50.760 and I know that,

00:37:54.380 I'm not saying people

00:37:55.260 don't need to be

00:37:55.800 subsidized,

00:37:56.520 and it's not

00:37:56.980 helpful,

00:37:57.780 and this is a

00:37:58.720 great time to

00:37:59.240 help each other,

00:37:59.960 but,

00:38:01.440 you know,

00:38:01.900 just that man

00:38:02.620 brought it up,

00:38:03.640 that,

00:38:04.620 you know,

00:38:04.940 he is fortunately

00:38:05.640 feeling okay,

00:38:07.160 and,

00:38:07.860 you know,

00:38:08.040 his kids are okay,

00:38:09.020 and we have to be

00:38:10.880 our own governments

00:38:11.580 as well,

00:38:13.000 you know,

00:38:13.300 this is teaching

00:38:13.840 me,

00:38:14.420 I have to prepare,

00:38:15.940 I have to have

00:38:16.920 the things in place

00:38:17.640 that I need,

00:38:18.780 and I'm grateful

00:38:19.840 that there's this

00:38:20.460 grace period,

00:38:22.280 of time when

00:38:23.440 things are

00:38:23.800 comfortable enough,

00:38:24.760 there's still

00:38:27.040 enough money,

00:38:27.760 there's still enough

00:38:28.440 of a government

00:38:29.420 can give people

00:38:30.140 money,

00:38:31.520 and we're really

00:38:32.180 fortunate right now,

00:38:33.960 you know,

00:38:34.680 I don't know if

00:38:35.100 this is happening

00:38:35.600 in every country

00:38:36.300 around the world,

00:38:36.880 but I know that

00:38:37.360 in America right now,

00:38:38.320 that the government

00:38:39.100 is saying,

00:38:39.660 hey,

00:38:39.760 we're gonna mail

00:38:40.420 you some money,

00:38:42.960 man,

00:38:43.820 I'm pretty fortunate,

00:38:45.220 I need to work

00:38:45.780 on my gratitude,

00:38:46.580 man,

00:38:47.360 yeah,

00:38:47.600 I didn't mean to

00:38:47.920 get all,

00:38:48.540 just shit got me

00:38:49.400 bent up,

00:38:50.120 man,

00:38:51.520 but anybody

00:38:53.760 could get it,

00:38:55.060 okay,

00:38:56.060 oh,

00:38:56.320 I can roller skate,

00:38:57.520 you know,

00:38:57.980 my dad used to

00:38:58.960 roller skate,

00:38:59.920 I can't get it,

00:39:01.580 you could get it,

00:39:02.980 wheels,

00:39:04.760 alright,

00:39:05.840 you could get it

00:39:06.780 out there,

00:39:07.260 and who the

00:39:09.560 fuck is still

00:39:10.060 roller skating,

00:39:11.280 bruh,

00:39:12.160 you could get it,

00:39:16.560 man,

00:39:19.500 I'll tell you

00:39:19.920 this,

00:39:20.180 something I've

00:39:20.500 been doing

00:39:20.840 at the house

00:39:21.460 is,

00:39:23.120 dude,

00:39:23.520 how crazy

00:39:24.140 is it

00:39:24.480 that just

00:39:24.800 being at

00:39:25.240 home,

00:39:25.600 suddenly,

00:39:26.040 I'm like

00:39:26.300 a chef,

00:39:28.380 I'm doing,

00:39:28.980 dude,

00:39:29.160 I got

00:39:29.420 julienne

00:39:30.340 carrots

00:39:31.680 over here,

00:39:32.400 I got

00:39:33.440 half of

00:39:33.980 a fucking

00:39:34.560 Filipino

00:39:35.940 backstrap

00:39:36.820 over there

00:39:37.320 grilling on

00:39:37.980 the broiler

00:39:39.380 plate,

00:39:41.220 I got,

00:39:41.540 I'm making

00:39:41.840 caramel sauce,

00:39:42.980 I'm doing

00:39:43.320 this,

00:39:43.780 I'm looking

00:39:44.100 up recipes,

00:39:45.580 I got

00:39:46.000 monk fruit

00:39:46.740 sugars,

00:39:47.640 I'm doing

00:39:48.220 everything,

00:39:49.080 I didn't even

00:39:50.000 know what was

00:39:50.500 going on,

00:39:52.760 dude,

00:39:53.080 the only recipe

00:39:53.920 I've even had

00:39:54.540 for the past

00:39:55.020 couple years,

00:39:56.100 almond butter

00:39:58.000 right out the

00:39:58.940 jar,

00:39:59.340 into the

00:40:00.480 old front

00:40:01.060 hole,

00:40:01.460 brother,

00:40:02.600 that was

00:40:03.040 one of my

00:40:03.960 fancier

00:40:04.540 recipes,

00:40:05.900 but now,

00:40:06.760 I'm doing

00:40:07.080 it all,

00:40:08.120 I got a

00:40:08.440 couple,

00:40:08.780 I got a

00:40:09.060 little bit

00:40:09.400 of a,

00:40:10.020 you know,

00:40:11.460 I got a

00:40:11.780 steak shank,

00:40:13.880 and I'll

00:40:14.400 shank that

00:40:14.940 bitch up,

00:40:16.940 you know what

00:40:17.280 I'm saying,

00:40:17.620 I got one of

00:40:18.040 those kind of

00:40:18.580 kill it yourself

00:40:19.180 kits,

00:40:19.760 where they send

00:40:20.240 you to meat,

00:40:20.900 and you get to

00:40:21.400 stab it a few

00:40:22.100 more times,

00:40:23.020 and then it

00:40:23.640 shows you how

00:40:24.180 to defer it

00:40:25.360 and grill it,

00:40:28.100 you know,

00:40:28.500 they got all

00:40:28.960 kind of

00:40:29.300 ways you can

00:40:30.040 get your

00:40:30.760 stuff now,

00:40:31.900 but if you

00:40:32.360 want to do

00:40:32.740 this,

00:40:33.020 they got,

00:40:33.400 you know what

00:40:33.760 I'm saying,

00:40:34.040 I'm over here

00:40:34.380 slicing up

00:40:35.100 garlic,

00:40:36.440 I'm over here,

00:40:37.240 I got half a

00:40:37.860 thing of

00:40:38.140 Copenhagen in

00:40:39.760 the skillet,

00:40:41.020 and another

00:40:41.580 and a quarter

00:40:42.220 of a zen in

00:40:42.960 my jaw,

00:40:44.420 and I'm doing

00:40:45.000 different stuff,

00:40:45.960 you know,

00:40:46.700 suddenly I'm

00:40:47.660 fucking Chef

00:40:48.280 Boyard,

00:40:49.080 damn,

00:40:49.900 bro,

00:40:50.160 he's good,

00:40:51.980 so,

00:40:53.100 alright,

00:40:53.600 let's take

00:40:53.920 another call

00:40:54.640 here that came

00:40:55.500 in,

00:40:56.640 here we go,

00:40:58.180 what's up

00:41:04.860 Matt from

00:41:05.240 Fort Worth,

00:41:05.920 thank you for

00:41:07.820 calling brother,

00:41:08.580 onward,

00:41:08.880 I was calling

00:41:10.620 because in your

00:41:11.140 podcast I just

00:41:12.040 heard you were

00:41:13.020 asking how we're

00:41:13.720 doing in the rest

00:41:14.400 of America

00:41:14.920 throughout all

00:41:15.700 this virus

00:41:16.900 shenanigan,

00:41:17.620 and I just

00:41:17.960 wanted to say

00:41:18.600 it's really

00:41:19.580 not that bad,

00:41:20.480 like,

00:41:21.820 I work in

00:41:23.100 metal recycling

00:41:23.860 serving the

00:41:25.500 public all

00:41:26.040 day,

00:41:26.220 I'm handling

00:41:26.640 people's

00:41:27.100 driver's license,

00:41:28.120 I'm shooting

00:41:28.460 the shit with

00:41:28.920 them on the

00:41:29.340 loading dock,

00:41:30.260 and you know,

00:41:31.380 all they do is

00:41:32.000 run around

00:41:32.560 junkyard to

00:41:33.360 junkyard,

00:41:33.880 buying stuff

00:41:34.420 I take it

00:41:34.920 from,

00:41:35.220 or you know,

00:41:35.580 buy it from

00:41:35.940 them,

00:41:36.060 I don't take

00:41:36.640 it from,

00:41:37.420 anyway,

00:41:38.380 the whole thing

00:41:38.860 is,

00:41:39.220 I've been in

00:41:39.700 direct contact

00:41:40.320 with people,

00:41:40.820 non-stop,

00:41:41.500 strangers,

00:41:42.040 all the time

00:41:42.600 for weeks,

00:41:43.460 and months,

00:41:44.000 ever since it

00:41:44.500 started,

00:41:45.480 and I'm not

00:41:46.200 sick,

00:41:46.720 I got a little

00:41:47.680 baby who's five

00:41:48.480 months old at

00:41:49.040 home,

00:41:49.240 I haven't

00:41:49.600 transmitted any

00:41:50.400 disease to

00:41:51.180 her,

00:41:52.020 okay,

00:41:53.400 there you go,

00:41:54.120 right there,

00:41:54.600 metal Matt,

00:41:55.760 and he's working

00:41:56.420 over there at

00:41:56.960 the aluminum

00:41:57.480 factory,

00:41:58.720 and I used to

00:41:59.820 do,

00:42:00.180 man,

00:42:00.540 and I remember

00:42:01.560 your kind,

00:42:02.240 Matt,

00:42:02.440 I've been around

00:42:03.000 you guys,

00:42:03.500 because I used

00:42:04.140 to ride my

00:42:04.660 bike on the

00:42:05.180 weekends,

00:42:06.260 and I would

00:42:07.380 go get cans

00:42:08.220 and anything

00:42:08.700 metal,

00:42:10.120 you know,

00:42:10.460 I used to

00:42:10.800 tie a wagon

00:42:11.460 up behind my

00:42:12.120 bike,

00:42:12.440 me and my

00:42:12.800 boy Summerall,

00:42:13.820 bro,

00:42:14.180 and he had

00:42:14.720 some,

00:42:15.180 you know,

00:42:17.300 RIP,

00:42:17.980 bro,

00:42:18.080 he's not dead,

00:42:18.740 but he's,

00:42:20.200 you know,

00:42:20.840 he never really

00:42:21.620 was like 100%

00:42:24.160 alive even when

00:42:24.940 I met him as a

00:42:26.080 child,

00:42:28.040 but he,

00:42:29.320 we used to tie a

00:42:30.460 wheelbarrow,

00:42:30.980 the two back,

00:42:31.780 you know,

00:42:32.080 the prongs of a

00:42:32.760 wheelbarrow,

00:42:33.240 we would tie each

00:42:33.940 one to the back

00:42:34.740 of our bike,

00:42:35.280 so the wheelbarrow

00:42:36.840 was facing the

00:42:37.480 other way,

00:42:38.160 and we would

00:42:38.500 both bike,

00:42:40.680 and we'd go all

00:42:41.420 around stacking

00:42:42.100 cans,

00:42:42.820 getting cans from

00:42:44.360 in the woods,

00:42:45.020 everywhere,

00:42:45.740 any type of

00:42:46.340 metal,

00:42:46.680 can,

00:42:48.200 anything that

00:42:48.960 was metal,

00:42:49.920 fucking half a

00:42:50.700 baby crib,

00:42:51.440 bro,

00:42:52.360 you know what I'm

00:42:53.000 saying,

00:42:53.280 cut off the

00:42:53.820 bottom,

00:42:54.740 leave the baby

00:42:55.480 sitting there,

00:42:56.480 and the wheels

00:42:57.160 and shit,

00:42:57.640 the metal parts,

00:42:58.400 take that,

00:42:59.780 you know,

00:43:00.300 anything that

00:43:00.760 was metal,

00:43:01.380 dude,

00:43:01.640 we'd get over

00:43:02.100 by the school,

00:43:03.440 and sometimes

00:43:04.000 at the bottom

00:43:04.840 of the doors

00:43:05.500 at school,

00:43:06.040 they'd have these

00:43:06.400 metal plates on

00:43:07.260 the door,

00:43:08.040 and you could

00:43:08.540 pry those off,

00:43:10.700 and we'd throw

00:43:11.960 those in there,

00:43:12.600 and we'd roll

00:43:13.040 over to the

00:43:13.500 aluminum,

00:43:14.100 it would take

00:43:14.520 us three days,

00:43:16.080 have a stack

00:43:17.020 of cans,

00:43:17.660 man,

00:43:17.920 all kinds of

00:43:18.660 metals in there,

00:43:21.420 you know,

00:43:21.760 all kind of

00:43:22.480 anything that

00:43:23.060 was metal,

00:43:24.180 you know,

00:43:24.620 little statues

00:43:25.380 of little

00:43:25.980 bullshit,

00:43:27.800 you know,

00:43:28.140 they'd have a

00:43:28.520 little statue,

00:43:28.900 of a fucking

00:43:29.900 Sherwin Williams,

00:43:32.060 or a little

00:43:32.420 statue of,

00:43:33.560 you know,

00:43:35.680 Harry Connick

00:43:37.500 Jr.,

00:43:38.600 you know,

00:43:39.100 of one

00:43:40.800 that was made

00:43:41.400 out of

00:43:41.900 pure metal,

00:43:43.820 and we'd take

00:43:45.400 that bitch

00:43:45.920 and roll it

00:43:46.460 over there,

00:43:47.600 and we'd roll

00:43:48.460 up,

00:43:48.620 dude,

00:43:48.700 we were so

00:43:49.240 tired,

00:43:49.600 we could barely

00:43:50.440 move that

00:43:51.160 bike,

00:43:51.680 man,

00:43:52.140 barely,

00:43:53.040 just my

00:43:53.400 thighs were

00:43:54.080 just pumping,

00:43:54.920 just sexy,

00:43:55.920 just,

00:43:56.640 god damn,

00:43:57.640 bruh,

00:43:57.900 look like

00:43:59.400 just two

00:43:59.840 beautiful

00:44:00.340 fucking

00:44:00.680 turkey legs

00:44:01.420 that a king

00:44:02.280 would eat,

00:44:03.680 and we'd get

00:44:04.340 that bike

00:44:04.860 over there

00:44:05.320 to the aluminum,

00:44:06.520 and it was just

00:44:07.000 basically a van,

00:44:08.180 like somebody

00:44:08.600 had a van,

00:44:09.340 and it said,

00:44:09.740 we buy metal,

00:44:11.260 and it had a scale

00:44:12.300 out there,

00:44:12.800 and we'd put that

00:44:14.860 shit on a scale,

00:44:15.680 and they would

00:44:16.000 give us about,

00:44:16.680 man,

00:44:16.960 damn,

00:44:17.280 probably 45 cents,

00:44:20.140 almost killed

00:44:20.980 myself,

00:44:21.560 dude,

00:44:21.740 trying to get

00:44:22.140 all that shit,

00:44:22.900 so I know

00:44:23.260 you're kind,

00:44:23.860 man,

00:44:24.100 but yeah,

00:44:24.460 you guys are

00:44:24.820 good people,

00:44:25.560 and I'm glad

00:44:26.780 y'all are doing

00:44:27.240 well,

00:44:27.720 man,

00:44:28.180 I'm glad you

00:44:28.760 guys are doing

00:44:29.260 well,

00:44:31.120 yeah,

00:44:31.600 that's what I'm

00:44:32.840 saying,

00:44:33.160 this is that

00:44:33.620 hiding-go-seek

00:44:34.700 disease,

00:44:35.360 man,

00:44:36.200 and some people

00:44:36.800 are getting it,

00:44:37.300 and some people

00:44:37.780 are not,

00:44:38.260 man,

00:44:38.500 so it's

00:44:40.020 definitely been

00:44:40.520 interesting,

00:44:41.600 I do want to

00:44:42.540 call a guy,

00:44:43.720 you know,

00:44:46.620 and I was

00:44:46.920 thinking about

00:44:47.420 this the other

00:44:48.240 day,

00:44:48.840 and a lot of

00:44:52.000 listeners reached

00:44:53.100 out,

00:44:55.180 sorry,

00:44:56.800 I got to

00:44:57.000 relax a little,

00:44:58.280 getting kind of

00:44:58.820 excited,

00:44:59.220 okay,

00:44:59.260 okay,

00:44:59.300 okay,

00:44:59.340 okay,

00:44:59.840 okay,

00:45:01.260 okay,

00:45:01.340 okay,

00:45:01.840 okay,

00:45:01.900 okay,

00:45:01.920 okay,

00:45:02.340 okay,

00:45:02.840 okay,

00:45:02.920 okay,

00:45:03.920 okay,

00:45:05.860 okay,

00:45:05.920 okay,

00:45:06.400 okay,

00:45:06.920 okay,

00:45:06.940 okay,

00:45:06.960 okay,

00:45:06.980 okay,

00:45:07.000 okay,

00:45:07.920 okay,

00:45:07.940 okay,

00:45:07.980 okay,

00:45:08.500 and you know,

00:45:09.580 everybody knows

00:45:10.180 Mickey,

00:45:10.660 man,

00:45:10.880 he got those

00:45:11.360 new air sacks,

00:45:12.960 he got those

00:45:13.920 O2 sip hitters,

00:45:16.440 you know,

00:45:17.300 them inner tits,

00:45:18.360 bruh,

00:45:19.540 those wet markets,

00:45:20.680 bruh,

00:45:21.100 you know what I'm

00:45:21.540 talking about,

00:45:22.120 lungs,

00:45:23.980 those fucking

00:45:24.560 rib cage wet markets,

00:45:26.920 and he got,

00:45:28.040 and he had a rare

00:45:30.880 disorder,

00:45:31.640 and he's been a part

00:45:32.360 of this program for

00:45:33.180 maybe a year and a

00:45:35.140 half,

00:45:35.460 two years now,

00:45:36.640 but I wanted to

00:45:37.480 check in with

00:45:38.220 Mickey and see

00:45:38.760 how he's doing

00:45:39.480 in this time,

00:45:40.840 and I think

00:45:41.400 that that could

00:45:41.840 give us all a

00:45:42.560 little bit of

00:45:42.940 insight into

00:45:43.700 what some

00:45:45.560 people's lives

00:45:46.220 are like,

00:45:47.460 so,

00:45:49.600 gang,

00:45:50.260 let me call

00:45:50.760 him right now.

00:45:51.480 Hello?

00:46:05.020 Mickey.

00:46:06.300 Theo,

00:46:06.820 how are you doing,

00:46:07.320 man?

00:46:08.020 What's up,

00:46:08.740 man?

00:46:09.380 Thank you for,

00:46:10.360 uh,

00:46:10.760 thanks for

00:46:11.200 answering the phone,

00:46:11.920 man.

00:46:12.100 How are you?

00:46:13.360 Man,

00:46:13.680 I've been doing

00:46:14.120 good,

00:46:14.580 dude.

00:46:14.880 I've been doing

00:46:15.520 good.

00:46:16.060 I've,

00:46:16.280 uh,

00:46:17.340 been kind of

00:46:18.440 on the road,

00:46:19.040 actually,

00:46:19.320 from my house

00:46:20.180 for the past

00:46:21.020 three weeks,

00:46:21.640 and,

00:46:22.040 uh,

00:46:22.160 actually,

00:46:22.460 today was

00:46:22.900 my first

00:46:23.280 back home,

00:46:23.980 uh,

00:46:24.280 first back

00:46:24.880 day home,

00:46:25.360 because my

00:46:26.820 mom was

00:46:27.160 actually out

00:46:27.960 on a cruise

00:46:29.060 about four

00:46:29.640 weeks ago,

00:46:30.820 so I had to,

00:46:31.340 I had to bed

00:46:32.220 in here and

00:46:32.880 I'd tell it

00:46:34.040 out before I,

00:46:34.900 if she had

00:46:35.420 Corona,

00:46:35.900 man.

00:46:36.240 Oh,

00:46:36.440 your mother

00:46:36.760 was on a

00:46:37.140 cruise ship?

00:46:38.640 Yeah,

00:46:39.040 about four

00:46:39.720 weeks ago

00:46:40.180 when this

00:46:40.540 all happened,

00:46:41.440 and,

00:46:41.660 you know,

00:46:42.260 that was

00:46:42.560 during,

00:46:43.020 like,

00:46:43.240 while she

00:46:43.620 was on the

00:46:43.980 cruise ship,

00:46:44.520 that's when

00:46:44.900 it actually

00:46:45.560 got registered

00:46:46.260 as a national

00:46:47.240 pandemic,

00:46:48.020 and I was

00:46:48.380 like,

00:46:49.200 all those

00:46:49.720 ships were

00:46:50.140 being held

00:46:50.540 up at port,

00:46:51.320 and so it

00:46:51.880 was not a

00:46:52.780 good time to

00:46:53.360 be around

00:46:53.840 when she got

00:46:54.320 back,

00:46:54.680 and she

00:46:55.300 knew and

00:46:55.660 understood

00:46:55.960 that,

00:46:56.520 so she

00:46:57.060 was okay

00:46:58.500 with that,

00:46:58.900 you know.

00:46:59.760 Wow,

00:47:00.280 man,

00:47:00.620 yeah,

00:47:00.800 I know we

00:47:01.140 were texting

00:47:01.620 just the other

00:47:02.080 day about

00:47:02.660 jumping on the

00:47:03.800 phone,

00:47:04.240 and yeah,

00:47:04.940 I didn't know

00:47:05.360 that,

00:47:05.880 so when she

00:47:06.800 came home,

00:47:07.220 were you able

00:47:07.620 to just,

00:47:07.960 like,

00:47:08.660 easily spend

00:47:09.340 time with her,

00:47:10.000 or how rare

00:47:11.960 is this for you,

00:47:12.800 because,

00:47:13.800 you know,

00:47:14.360 just catching up

00:47:15.120 some of our

00:47:15.500 listeners,

00:47:16.220 you know,

00:47:16.700 you had a lung

00:47:17.280 transplant,

00:47:18.160 so do your

00:47:19.920 doctors tell you,

00:47:20.880 like,

00:47:21.080 you have to be

00:47:21.620 more careful,

00:47:22.560 like,

00:47:22.760 what is sort

00:47:23.340 of the,

00:47:23.660 the suggestions

00:47:25.040 that you get?

00:47:26.540 Yeah,

00:47:27.040 absolutely,

00:47:27.660 man,

00:47:28.000 basically,

00:47:29.440 it's kind

00:47:29.760 of weird,

00:47:30.500 like,

00:47:30.780 it's,

00:47:31.400 back then,

00:47:32.640 about three,

00:47:33.120 four weeks ago,

00:47:33.840 it was really

00:47:34.280 inconclusive,

00:47:35.120 it was just

00:47:35.540 general boilerplate,

00:47:36.800 and it's like,

00:47:38.260 you know,

00:47:38.620 always wear your

00:47:39.380 mask,

00:47:40.820 this mask that I

00:47:42.340 was wearing,

00:47:43.340 you know,

00:47:43.600 be washing your

00:47:44.380 hands,

00:47:44.880 try not to touch

00:47:45.520 your face,

00:47:46.180 you know,

00:47:46.440 don't be in

00:47:47.660 large groups of

00:47:50.380 people,

00:47:50.960 you know,

00:47:51.240 and in this

00:47:52.380 case,

00:47:52.720 though,

00:47:53.000 it was kind

00:47:53.380 of like,

00:47:53.980 you know,

00:47:54.260 if my mom

00:47:54.780 has it,

00:47:55.180 then I can't

00:47:55.680 even live with

00:47:56.320 her,

00:47:56.540 and so,

00:47:57.820 in order to

00:47:58.360 be as diligent

00:48:00.420 as possible,

00:48:01.220 I basically have

00:48:02.020 been staying

00:48:02.560 for these past

00:48:03.260 three weeks,

00:48:04.000 like,

00:48:04.660 at Airbnbs,

00:48:05.800 hotels.

00:48:06.880 Yeah,

00:48:07.300 I saw on your

00:48:07.780 Instagram,

00:48:08.460 there was a

00:48:08.780 picture,

00:48:09.340 it might have

00:48:09.620 been,

00:48:09.980 I think it was

00:48:10.400 Instagram,

00:48:10.780 yeah,

00:48:10.880 there was a

00:48:11.120 picture of

00:48:11.440 you,

00:48:11.740 like,

00:48:11.980 or a video

00:48:12.640 as you just

00:48:13.260 getting to a

00:48:14.260 place or

00:48:14.680 leaving a

00:48:15.240 place,

00:48:16.260 so you just

00:48:18.060 been on the

00:48:18.460 run because

00:48:18.880 you had to

00:48:19.440 stay away

00:48:19.920 from your

00:48:20.600 mom just in

00:48:21.140 case she was

00:48:21.560 exposed?

00:48:22.920 Yeah,

00:48:23.140 that's right,

00:48:23.760 man,

00:48:24.060 and I know

00:48:24.820 that a lot of

00:48:25.440 people would

00:48:25.920 think,

00:48:26.380 like,

00:48:26.520 man,

00:48:26.780 you know,

00:48:27.020 why don't you

00:48:27.340 kick a

00:48:28.260 friend or

00:48:29.780 something,

00:48:30.740 and what's

00:48:31.380 really interesting

00:48:32.020 about that,

00:48:32.680 and this is

00:48:33.060 nothing against

00:48:33.580 my friends,

00:48:34.240 but I think

00:48:35.580 you can

00:48:35.920 understand this

00:48:36.580 feel with

00:48:37.220 your sister,

00:48:37.920 it's like a

00:48:38.520 lot of people

00:48:39.460 in general are

00:48:40.240 just not very

00:48:40.740 health conscious,

00:48:41.860 and that's not

00:48:42.420 their fault,

00:48:43.740 but if I live

00:48:44.760 with anybody,

00:48:45.520 it means that

00:48:46.260 they then

00:48:47.280 inherently have

00:48:48.340 to take on

00:48:49.240 my same

00:48:50.320 living habits,

00:48:51.120 you know,

00:48:51.360 for them it

00:48:51.960 might be okay

00:48:52.680 that they go

00:48:53.440 to the grocery

00:48:54.380 store,

00:48:54.860 but for me it's

00:48:55.480 not right now.

00:48:56.580 Wow,

00:48:57.500 yeah,

00:48:58.180 it is really

00:48:58.880 wild,

00:48:59.960 yeah,

00:49:00.220 so it's like

00:49:00.660 you have to

00:49:01.180 live with

00:49:01.740 somebody,

00:49:03.080 or everyone

00:49:03.700 really does,

00:49:04.660 like has to

00:49:05.760 live with

00:49:06.060 somebody who

00:49:06.680 their behaviors

00:49:07.900 are gonna,

00:49:08.780 are exactly

00:49:09.740 what your

00:49:10.220 behaviors are,

00:49:11.100 or at least

00:49:12.000 are behaviors

00:49:12.440 that you are

00:49:12.920 comfortable with.

00:49:14.100 I think so,

00:49:15.260 yeah,

00:49:15.500 and being,

00:49:16.420 I think that

00:49:17.220 elderly especially,

00:49:18.700 and I mean

00:49:19.180 definitely immunosuppressed

00:49:20.780 and for sure

00:49:21.880 with a lung issue,

00:49:23.540 it's just the fact

00:49:24.580 that,

00:49:25.220 man,

00:49:25.480 like I haven't,

00:49:26.520 there were days

00:49:27.620 when I was in

00:49:28.160 these B&Bs

00:49:29.220 and I didn't

00:49:29.960 even see a person,

00:49:31.180 you know,

00:49:31.580 I would just,

00:49:32.120 I'd go walk

00:49:33.080 in a park

00:49:33.640 or something,

00:49:34.240 but I didn't,

00:49:35.420 I wouldn't even

00:49:35.800 see people,

00:49:36.740 just extreme

00:49:37.780 isolation.

00:49:39.060 And you're a real

00:49:39.880 social guy,

00:49:40.680 man,

00:49:40.880 I mean that,

00:49:41.560 do you feel like

00:49:42.280 that was kind of

00:49:42.740 bumming you out

00:49:43.300 socially,

00:49:43.820 like outside of

00:49:44.940 like,

00:49:46.520 you know,

00:49:47.380 like,

00:49:47.700 you know,

00:49:48.360 having to be

00:49:48.820 probably more

00:49:49.700 health conscious

00:49:50.360 than the rest of us

00:49:51.260 just,

00:49:51.740 you know,

00:49:52.100 because of your

00:49:52.840 immune system,

00:49:54.700 were you feeling

00:49:55.860 like a social

00:49:56.440 depression at all?

00:49:57.880 Oh,

00:49:58.100 absolutely,

00:49:58.880 man,

00:49:59.180 yeah,

00:49:59.460 I mean,

00:50:00.120 yesterday,

00:50:01.320 or,

00:50:01.680 yeah,

00:50:01.840 yeah,

00:50:02.020 it was yesterday

00:50:02.540 when I got back

00:50:03.200 to my house

00:50:03.800 and I was driving

00:50:05.080 and literally

00:50:05.820 listening to my own

00:50:06.620 music and the sun

00:50:07.400 was out and I was

00:50:08.140 already getting,

00:50:09.780 just feeling so good,

00:50:11.580 man,

00:50:11.940 just to even be out,

00:50:13.300 be out of the house

00:50:14.920 and stuff,

00:50:15.620 so,

00:50:16.360 absolutely,

00:50:17.680 but you know what,

00:50:18.360 it gives me,

00:50:19.480 I don't mean to be

00:50:20.400 cliche,

00:50:20.960 but it really gives me

00:50:21.680 a lot of perspective

00:50:22.460 again where I'm like,

00:50:23.720 man,

00:50:23.980 I get to go back home

00:50:25.460 and I was just really

00:50:26.220 excited about that

00:50:27.300 and,

00:50:28.080 you know,

00:50:28.280 the amount of perspective

00:50:29.140 that I feel like it gives

00:50:30.340 and I think it gives all of us

00:50:31.620 after this is all done,

00:50:33.800 you know,

00:50:34.000 I think that we will,

00:50:35.400 at least for a time,

00:50:36.760 the first few times,

00:50:37.780 first couple weeks,

00:50:39.240 we'll be like,

00:50:39.700 man,

00:50:39.920 we've made it through

00:50:40.680 and now I get to be

00:50:41.500 with my friends

00:50:42.160 and,

00:50:42.740 you know,

00:50:42.920 it sounds weird,

00:50:43.640 but it's like,

00:50:44.080 I get to work,

00:50:45.360 you know,

00:50:45.660 like something that people

00:50:46.740 don't want to do typically

00:50:48.380 or,

00:50:48.840 you know,

00:50:49.020 we got to break,

00:50:49.940 you know,

00:50:50.120 we got to make money

00:50:51.120 to get bread and everything,

00:50:52.460 but,

00:50:53.180 you know,

00:50:53.500 now it's going to be like,

00:50:54.560 I actually get to be able

00:50:55.780 to do that

00:50:56.360 because there's just

00:50:57.400 so many people out there

00:50:58.720 that's really,

00:51:00.360 that are really suffering.

00:51:01.980 Yeah,

00:51:02.200 man,

00:51:02.460 that's a great point,

00:51:03.680 dude.

00:51:04.120 Yeah,

00:51:04.320 a lot of people,

00:51:05.020 it's like,

00:51:05.320 I think,

00:51:05.680 yeah,

00:51:05.860 I think if we look at it

00:51:08.800 the right way,

00:51:09.980 then it's really a great

00:51:11.180 opportunity to say,

00:51:12.080 man,

00:51:12.280 I get to do these things,

00:51:13.480 I get to see my mom,

00:51:15.480 you know,

00:51:15.720 I get to,

00:51:16.540 you know,

00:51:17.960 go fishing with my friend,

00:51:19.040 I get to go to work today,

00:51:20.760 you know,

00:51:21.080 I get to go and,

00:51:22.160 even if my job

00:51:23.220 isn't my favorite job,

00:51:24.460 like,

00:51:24.640 I get to go do it.

00:51:26.880 Yeah,

00:51:27.240 oh,

00:51:27.520 absolutely,

00:51:28.280 man,

00:51:28.600 and,

00:51:29.220 you know,

00:51:29.480 I have,

00:51:29.920 I have a friend who,

00:51:31.100 he was in Disneyland

00:51:32.140 when this all happened,

00:51:34.040 right,

00:51:34.260 and it got canceled,

00:51:35.560 and,

00:51:36.220 you know,

00:51:36.420 he posted on Facebook.

00:51:37.180 Are you a gay guy or not?

00:51:38.160 A lot,

00:51:38.620 because it's,

00:51:39.620 I'm just saying,

00:51:40.300 I got all my gay friends,

00:51:41.900 no joke,

00:51:42.400 dude,

00:51:42.940 they've fucking all been

00:51:43.860 talking about Disneyland,

00:51:45.040 it's all the,

00:51:45.600 it's like constantly,

00:51:47.060 I'm like,

00:51:47.440 dude,

00:51:47.660 y'all need to fucking chill,

00:51:49.020 bro.

00:51:49.740 That's hilarious,

00:51:50.720 man,

00:51:51.020 but,

00:51:51.740 yeah,

00:51:51.960 so he was over there,

00:51:52.980 and,

00:51:53.120 you know,

00:51:53.400 and I saw him make this

00:51:54.660 Facebook post where he was like,

00:51:56.000 man,

00:51:56.240 if it's another,

00:51:57.080 going to be another two,

00:51:58.240 two months of this or something,

00:51:59.580 I'm going to drive,

00:52:00.800 be driven crazy,

00:52:01.760 and I just told him,

00:52:02.520 I was like,

00:52:02.800 man,

00:52:03.060 you know,

00:52:03.760 just try to think for a second,

00:52:05.260 like,

00:52:05.580 boredom is at the least of your concerns right now,

00:52:09.200 if you really think about it again,

00:52:10.800 like,

00:52:11.440 have some perspective,

00:52:12.420 man,

00:52:12.700 it's,

00:52:13.260 you were in Disneyland,

00:52:14.820 bro,

00:52:15.320 like,

00:52:15.620 that's as good as it gets,

00:52:17.040 you know,

00:52:17.700 like,

00:52:18.020 you're crazy,

00:52:19.480 what are you talking about?

00:52:21.000 But you,

00:52:21.400 and you said that over text yesterday,

00:52:22.800 you were like,

00:52:23.280 dude,

00:52:23.420 imagine if you,

00:52:24.200 you've been on a transplant list for years or months or whatever,

00:52:28.020 and you're finally at the opportunity,

00:52:30.200 and then this happens,

00:52:31.640 and it's secondary to,

00:52:33.900 to,

00:52:34.280 to,

00:52:34.720 to the national crisis.

00:52:36.440 That's crazy.

00:52:36.600 God,

00:52:36.900 it's so,

00:52:37.720 it would seem so abysmal,

00:52:39.800 right?

00:52:40.140 And at the same time,

00:52:41.400 again,

00:52:41.820 it's just to,

00:52:43.500 I don't want to sound cliche as always,

00:52:45.920 but man,

00:52:46.420 I call my dad every day,

00:52:48.220 you know,

00:52:48.380 my dad's elderly,

00:52:49.360 he's,

00:52:49.580 he's 80,

00:52:50.400 you know,

00:52:50.660 I'm like,

00:52:51.040 I just hoping,

00:52:51.980 hoping things don't take him.

00:52:53.440 I call him every day.

00:52:54.780 I try to,

00:52:55.560 try to call my loved ones and tell him I love him,

00:52:58.040 man.

00:52:58.260 I got a friend right now.

00:52:59.400 He went into the ER.

00:53:00.420 He lives in Detroit.

00:53:01.220 You met him briefly.

00:53:02.640 My best friend,

00:53:03.300 Sammy.

00:53:03.840 Oh yeah.

00:53:04.160 I met him when you guys at the comedy club.

00:53:06.240 Yeah.

00:53:06.700 Yeah.

00:53:06.920 That's right,

00:53:07.520 man.

00:53:07.860 And so anyways,

00:53:09.380 he,

00:53:09.720 you know,

00:53:10.340 he went in for a cast can today.

00:53:12.060 They think that he might have miles COVID.

00:53:14.260 It's like,

00:53:14.720 this is hitting a lot of people,

00:53:16.160 man.

00:53:16.520 You just got to tell him you love him.

00:53:18.220 Yeah.

00:53:19.340 Yeah,

00:53:19.660 man.

00:53:20.000 Well,

00:53:20.120 you've always been really like a kind of like a perspective gadget,

00:53:23.360 bro.

00:53:23.480 If you were like a cartoon character,

00:53:24.660 I think it would be perspective gadget,

00:53:28.040 dude,

00:53:28.900 Mickey,

00:53:29.200 man.

00:53:29.420 Thanks so much for being supportive and everything.

00:53:31.160 And we got to get you in here next time you're in town and,

00:53:34.080 uh,

00:53:34.720 and sit and chat.

00:53:35.820 And,

00:53:36.100 and,

00:53:36.900 uh,

00:53:37.640 again,

00:53:38.340 man,

00:53:38.560 thank you so much,

00:53:39.320 dude.

00:53:39.460 And be safe and,

00:53:41.000 and let's stay in touch.

00:53:42.620 I'd love that tea.

00:53:43.660 All right,

00:53:43.980 man.

00:53:44.320 Much love,

00:53:44.900 dude.

00:53:45.260 All right,

00:53:45.540 gang,

00:53:45.820 bro.

00:53:46.240 All right.

00:53:48.500 Wow.

00:53:49.260 Interesting.

00:53:50.440 You know,

00:53:50.960 he had,

00:53:51.420 cause he,

00:53:51.740 Mickey had cystic fibrosis in his lungs and that's when you have just bad lungs.

00:53:56.760 And this,

00:53:57.980 you know,

00:53:58.860 really,

00:53:59.540 you don't even,

00:54:01.080 you know,

00:54:01.420 his lungs.

00:54:02.060 If you look back at some of our old episodes and stuff,

00:54:04.200 he really had a tough go of it,

00:54:05.320 but he,

00:54:05.860 you know,

00:54:06.140 he was on the transplant list and he got them bags and,

00:54:08.940 and he really got tightened up and,

00:54:11.340 so,

00:54:13.360 you know,

00:54:13.940 he really is a beacon of,

00:54:16.340 of perspective.

00:54:18.760 Um,

00:54:19.440 because he's been at literally loitering at death's doorstep before,

00:54:26.980 you know,

00:54:27.900 he'd been,

00:54:28.300 remember,

00:54:28.560 remember them people that come to your house to sell magazines or something.

00:54:31.460 Hey,

00:54:31.720 we got these magazines.

00:54:33.240 You need outdoor life.

00:54:34.520 You need,

00:54:35.020 uh,

00:54:35.860 fishing only.

00:54:37.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:54:38.700 You need fucking star Wars magazine monthly.

00:54:42.020 Get it while it's hot.

00:54:45.120 And,

00:54:45.680 um,

00:54:46.120 he was like,

00:54:47.440 he was like met the magazine man on death's doorstep,

00:54:50.060 just milling around out there.

00:54:52.740 So,

00:54:53.840 um,

00:54:55.240 and so we're grateful that,

00:54:57.240 uh,

00:54:57.680 that he answered our call.

00:55:00.020 I'd give you some tour dates,

00:55:01.240 but I don't have any.

00:55:02.620 And it's because nobody has any.

00:55:04.340 That's why,

00:55:04.820 you know,

00:55:06.400 we had that,

00:55:06.880 uh,

00:55:07.200 that show in which I'm a call that it got canceled.

00:55:09.640 And that was in Nashville and we'll figure it out in the future.

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00:57:10.980 All right,

00:57:11.480 let's get into another call here.

00:57:13.000 Hey Theo,

00:57:14.140 this is Kenneth from Gainesville,

00:57:15.760 Georgia.

00:57:16.600 Hey,

00:57:17.280 Kenneth over there in Gainesville,

00:57:18.920 Georgia.

00:57:19.660 And people don't even know that that's a place.

00:57:21.380 And it is.

00:57:22.980 Onward.

00:57:23.340 And I just got some,

00:57:25.860 some life advice questions right now.

00:57:28.240 You know,

00:57:28.680 right now I'm working at Domino's as a delivery driver.

00:57:32.760 Oh yeah.

00:57:33.600 And I do enjoy the Domino's.

00:57:37.680 They're a thin crust more.

00:57:41.780 And I feel like an absolute bum.

00:57:45.000 I'm 19 years old and I feel like I'm not doing anything with my life.

00:57:50.780 You know,

00:57:51.280 I tried to go to college for performing arts.

00:57:55.420 Honestly,

00:57:55.920 I didn't get my thoughts together before I tried to leave this message.

00:57:59.580 I'm a call back and try again later.

00:58:02.080 Well,

00:58:03.060 that's okay,

00:58:03.940 man.

00:58:04.340 You know what,

00:58:04.940 man?

00:58:05.380 I don't think any call has ever reminded me more of myself,

00:58:11.900 man,

00:58:12.220 than this one.

00:58:13.640 You know,

00:58:14.280 you call,

00:58:15.100 you don't have a plan and you get there and you realize you don't have a

00:58:18.620 plan.

00:58:19.040 And you just,

00:58:22.020 you didn't give up though.

00:58:22.940 You said,

00:58:23.240 I'll call again.

00:58:27.120 You know,

00:58:28.040 and all,

00:58:29.180 and not just that,

00:58:30.240 this stuff too,

00:58:31.340 you know,

00:58:31.560 Mickey just touched on it.

00:58:33.300 Trick lung Mickey with those fucking new inner hitters got,

00:58:36.220 he,

00:58:36.380 he,

00:58:36.840 he got verbal on this,

00:58:38.080 daddy.

00:58:39.220 He said that,

00:58:40.720 you know,

00:58:41.180 it's a perspective time.

00:58:42.380 Now you get to do something.

00:58:44.420 Now before,

00:58:45.320 if you did magic,

00:58:46.200 everybody's like,

00:58:46.700 Oh,

00:58:46.840 look at this bitch.

00:58:48.080 You know,

00:58:48.400 with that little bit of hand,

00:58:49.480 hide and go seek,

00:58:50.240 he's doing,

00:58:51.080 this dude's really just a burglar,

00:58:52.760 bro.

00:58:52.860 He's stealing shit.

00:58:54.760 But the truth is he does magic.

00:58:57.120 But before people talking shit,

00:58:58.660 but now maybe the,

00:59:00.620 now the magician says,

00:59:01.820 Hey,

00:59:01.940 I get to,

00:59:02.540 I do magic.

00:59:04.280 You know,

00:59:04.780 now people are going to come out of this roaring out of the cave.

00:59:08.600 You know,

00:59:09.080 we were all at a purr before.

00:59:10.880 Oh,

00:59:11.100 I don't really care about my,

00:59:12.520 I don't know what I do.

00:59:13.600 There's no,

00:59:14.300 now we're with a purpose.

00:59:16.980 You feel me?

00:59:17.860 Oh,

00:59:18.060 that worked out well.

00:59:19.440 Well,

00:59:19.560 you know what I'm saying?

00:59:19.980 We come out with a roar.

00:59:21.900 So yeah,

00:59:22.500 you a delivery guy,

00:59:23.580 man,

00:59:23.680 you running hot pie.

00:59:26.300 You running hot pie,

00:59:28.360 brother.

00:59:30.580 Not anybody could do that.

00:59:33.680 Don't,

00:59:34.220 don't,

00:59:34.500 don't think you're not special.

00:59:37.700 Cause you over there slanging HP's,

00:59:40.140 bro.

00:59:41.400 People want you always around.

00:59:45.280 Do you the total opposite of the police,

00:59:48.040 bro?

00:59:49.000 People always welcome you with that 12 inch,

00:59:53.480 that 16 inch,

00:59:54.880 bro.

00:59:56.680 With that,

00:59:57.600 you know,

00:59:57.920 the side thing of cinnamon tots,

00:59:59.820 daddy.

01:00:02.540 You know,

01:00:03.240 you have,

01:00:03.780 you,

01:00:03.980 you,

01:00:04.700 but,

01:00:05.060 but you're also,

01:00:05.880 no matter what you do,

01:00:06.860 when you show up,

01:00:07.700 you,

01:00:08.280 if you show up with that purpose,

01:00:11.020 be that bad,

01:00:11.760 be a performing artist,

01:00:13.120 pie guy,

01:00:14.860 show up with that pie and deliver the rap.

01:00:17.800 Be a little slice,

01:00:18.840 bro.

01:00:19.020 Dirty slice.

01:00:21.100 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:22.080 A little sauce.

01:00:22.860 Be fucking low.

01:00:26.740 You know,

01:00:27.380 a little nasty or a little anchovy or medium,

01:00:30.260 bro.

01:00:31.300 Be medium.

01:00:34.020 But I'm saying is,

01:00:35.140 you,

01:00:35.240 you know what I'm saying?

01:00:35.840 You show up and,

01:00:37.260 and if you get like a,

01:00:38.660 you get a side skill or something ready for yourself,

01:00:41.920 say you learn a rap,

01:00:43.280 learn a riddle.

01:00:44.560 Knock,

01:00:44.880 knock.

01:00:45.140 Who's there,

01:00:45.720 bro?

01:00:46.420 Damn dog.

01:00:48.860 Meat lovers,

01:00:49.940 son.

01:00:51.320 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:52.320 Punch.

01:00:52.740 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:53.440 Fill your,

01:00:53.800 fill your hand with sausage and punch yourself in the fucking face,

01:00:56.920 bro.

01:00:57.100 What I'm saying is have a plan.

01:01:01.260 Yeah.

01:01:01.680 You just delivering pie,

01:01:02.780 but it's still you showing up.

01:01:05.920 Yeah.

01:01:06.360 You're behind the pizza.

01:01:07.740 You might deliver something to damn whoever you might.

01:01:11.660 You're over there in Atlanta.

01:01:12.800 You might deliver some shit to fricking,

01:01:14.720 um,

01:01:15.920 uh,

01:01:16.260 Evander Holyfield.

01:01:17.920 You might deliver some shit to little,

01:01:19.680 um,

01:01:21.020 little,

01:01:21.960 uh,

01:01:22.780 you know,

01:01:24.300 little Khalifa or whatever.

01:01:26.260 And he might say,

01:01:27.720 Oh,

01:01:27.780 I love this guy.

01:01:30.240 No,

01:01:30.760 sure.

01:01:31.460 It's just the pie,

01:01:32.160 but you,

01:01:32.620 you're showing up with,

01:01:33.700 I don't care what it is.

01:01:35.940 You know,

01:01:36.440 we got to remember that.

01:01:38.700 Yeah.

01:01:39.140 I bring humor sometimes and,

01:01:41.400 and fucking kind of Kleenex as well.

01:01:43.480 A lot of other times,

01:01:44.200 but still it's me,

01:01:45.440 the person that shows up with whatever I'm bringing.

01:01:50.140 You know,

01:01:50.720 it's the,

01:01:51.260 you know,

01:01:51.720 the,

01:01:51.960 yeah,

01:01:52.000 the waitress brings your food,

01:01:53.180 but a lot of times the food's only going to get me so far.

01:01:56.260 There's a human on the other end of that arm on the other end of that hand

01:01:59.860 that just dropped that plate off at my table.

01:02:02.600 And that person I might,

01:02:04.080 there,

01:02:04.420 there could be a lifelong relationship or connection there.

01:02:08.820 Whereas the,

01:02:09.400 the relationship I'm going to have with this food is going to be brief.

01:02:13.820 Um,

01:02:14.300 I'm not preaching at you,

01:02:15.360 man.

01:02:15.520 I'm just saying,

01:02:16.480 you know,

01:02:18.040 you don't know sometimes where the path that you're on is going to lead you.

01:02:21.420 And you also don't notice,

01:02:24.800 like I,

01:02:25.180 I remember I quit comedy.

01:02:28.060 I didn't quit,

01:02:28.940 but I just,

01:02:29.900 I kind of just,

01:02:31.480 well,

01:02:31.680 I was in love with the girl back at home and I went home.

01:02:34.020 I wasn't,

01:02:34.400 I mean,

01:02:34.680 I was in love,

01:02:35.360 but I also was just in,

01:02:36.800 I was afraid that she was banging other people and I got scared.

01:02:40.660 And I went back there to Louisiana and I was tending bar at a Mexican restaurant.

01:02:46.580 And I broke a damn a margarita machine.

01:02:50.460 I only worked three shifts or actually I probably worked about 30 shifts and I broke a fucking margarita machine that probably cost about $1,800.

01:02:57.920 And I still feel bad about that.

01:02:59.640 But,

01:03:00.380 um,

01:03:01.660 and I think I probably lied about it.

01:03:03.140 I didn't lie about it,

01:03:03.980 but I put all the parts back in there and just kind of pretended like they,

01:03:09.180 like it still worked,

01:03:10.220 was okay or something.

01:03:11.180 But,

01:03:11.720 but what I'm,

01:03:12.880 what I'm trying to say is,

01:03:13.860 man,

01:03:14.180 you know,

01:03:16.680 it took something,

01:03:17.560 you know,

01:03:18.680 I worked there.

01:03:19.700 It was fine.

01:03:20.940 And they had stages in New Orleans and I got up on stages in New Orleans and I didn't think I was going to keep doing comedy,

01:03:26.320 but I kept doing it.

01:03:27.360 And,

01:03:27.540 and eventually,

01:03:28.680 you know,

01:03:28.960 I ended up back out here in Los Angeles and it was only for about six months that I was there.

01:03:32.720 But,

01:03:33.420 but I didn't know exactly at the time.

01:03:37.140 So you got into performing arts,

01:03:38.880 you weren't sure.

01:03:40.440 Right now,

01:03:41.020 you,

01:03:41.360 you know,

01:03:42.080 you perform in pies.

01:03:44.180 You slinging circle fucking snacks,

01:03:46.840 man,

01:03:47.100 you're fine.

01:03:47.660 You're going to be okay.

01:03:50.200 But you don't know if in the future,

01:03:51.900 you're next,

01:03:52.240 you know what I'm saying?

01:03:52.860 You might start a business with the performing pie guys where you,

01:03:57.700 each pie comes with a performance.

01:03:59.620 Dude,

01:04:01.740 I would love that.

01:04:02.860 I would love to know that whoever's bringing my pie for an extra $10.

01:04:06.860 I'm about to get that,

01:04:08.960 that audio fucking,

01:04:10.400 that dance concept hitter.

01:04:13.160 You know,

01:04:13.620 you might be that.

01:04:14.460 And what I'm saying is it takes these elements.

01:04:16.160 It takes these things,

01:04:17.980 you know,

01:04:18.440 it takes the world to set these,

01:04:20.020 these things on your scale.

01:04:22.220 Like,

01:04:22.520 okay,

01:04:22.920 you could,

01:04:23.340 you know,

01:04:23.740 I need you to be doing pies.

01:04:25.180 I need you to,

01:04:25.780 you know,

01:04:26.260 try school performing arts,

01:04:28.060 but that doesn't work.

01:04:28.960 And I need this.

01:04:29.800 and then eventually you see what the world has put on your plate and you say,

01:04:33.860 oh,

01:04:34.020 okay,

01:04:34.960 I'm going to put these things together and this is going to be what I'm going to

01:04:37.520 serve,

01:04:37.980 you know?

01:04:40.240 And plus right now,

01:04:41.460 Postmates,

01:04:42.040 they're the hottest people in the land.

01:04:44.440 People want to talk about the front lines of surgeons and something,

01:04:47.740 somebody carving into somebody's ass to get a damn,

01:04:50.300 uh,

01:04:51.240 giblet or something.

01:04:52.640 But the real hitters out there are Postmates people.

01:04:57.860 you got a guy got,

01:05:01.280 you know what I'm saying?

01:05:02.040 Elbow crawling up to your front door,

01:05:04.260 risking his lung life just so you could have a damn,

01:05:09.260 uh,

01:05:10.560 um,

01:05:11.360 you know,

01:05:12.400 three inch a lot is with no cheese on them.

01:05:17.720 You got a little urban girl out there,

01:05:19.920 a little charquette and she got,

01:05:22.140 you know what I'm saying?

01:05:22.760 She's fucking down there.

01:05:23.800 She wearing a football helmet to,

01:05:26.300 to fight the virus.

01:05:27.380 And she's out there and she rolling up in a,

01:05:30.360 um,

01:05:30.680 Dodge.

01:05:31.760 You know what I'm saying?

01:05:32.820 And she fucking humming a couple of damn,

01:05:34.700 uh,

01:05:35.920 you know,

01:05:36.360 cinnamon hotcakes out of her car out that side window,

01:05:39.720 bruh.

01:05:41.560 Just trying to make $11,

01:05:43.400 trying to make $6.

01:05:46.800 Risking her life.

01:05:48.100 So you could have a little,

01:05:50.500 a morning snack.

01:05:55.980 I mean,

01:05:56.600 these are the real front liners,

01:05:59.180 people doing food delivery.

01:06:02.360 You got a guy over here.

01:06:04.220 He don't even,

01:06:04.660 he wrapped his whole car in visqueen.

01:06:06.460 He can't even read.

01:06:07.520 He don't even have a driver's license.

01:06:10.480 And he's over here and he,

01:06:12.160 and he's,

01:06:12.900 uh,

01:06:13.420 he's grilling Chile key lace in the back seat.

01:06:15.980 And he sets,

01:06:16.880 he resets it on the hood of his car.

01:06:18.900 And then he drives the car right up to your half front door.

01:06:22.380 And you reach out there and leave him,

01:06:25.540 you know,

01:06:25.780 $7 on the front on the hood.

01:06:28.960 Hey,

01:06:29.220 put it under the hood.

01:06:30.740 I'll get it later.

01:06:31.780 All right.

01:06:33.260 You know,

01:06:35.000 you got a dude.

01:06:35.720 He don't even have a car.

01:06:36.760 He works for Postmates,

01:06:38.100 bruh.

01:06:39.060 He worked for post.

01:06:40.180 Maybe this dude,

01:06:41.260 you don't even know if he going to fucking show up.

01:06:42.760 You ever got that dude.

01:06:44.880 You know what I'm saying?

01:06:45.820 It's fucking nine 15 PM.

01:06:48.520 He tells you a little Anthony.

01:06:50.040 He tells you he's on his way.

01:06:52.440 Next thing you know,

01:06:53.260 this dude's on a damn fucking bird scooter or something.

01:06:56.660 He's on that fucking nine speed,

01:06:58.760 bruh.

01:07:00.060 And he,

01:07:00.460 he got a damn,

01:07:01.380 uh,

01:07:02.120 you know,

01:07:02.760 he got a half a cup of soup under his arm.

01:07:05.780 Trying to get it to you.

01:07:07.980 Trying to serve up a little minestrone for you.

01:07:10.120 Cause he cares about you.

01:07:12.400 I mean,

01:07:12.880 these are the frontline workers,

01:07:14.200 people.

01:07:15.440 We got to take care of each other.

01:07:16.800 That's all I'm saying.

01:07:19.200 Um,

01:07:19.760 what else do we have?

01:07:21.640 What else do we have,

01:07:22.040 man?

01:07:22.460 What else do we have?

01:07:24.400 Um,

01:07:25.100 let me take a call here that came in.

01:07:27.340 Nine,

01:07:27.480 eight,

01:07:27.640 five,

01:07:28.060 six,

01:07:28.340 six,

01:07:28.560 four,

01:07:28.900 nine,

01:07:29.200 five,

01:07:29.640 zero,

01:07:30.300 three.

01:07:31.060 What's up,

01:07:40.120 Justin calling from Tennessee,

01:07:41.460 man.

01:07:41.760 Thank you for calling.

01:07:43.040 And RIP Pat Summit.

01:07:45.200 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:45.940 One of the fucking most gangsta lesbians in the game,

01:07:49.320 bruh.

01:07:49.700 Won 2,000 straight games.

01:07:51.940 Was banging out them Winstons.

01:07:54.360 Frickin' died right after she quit playing,

01:07:56.520 bruh.

01:07:56.980 Retired,

01:07:57.500 bruh.

01:07:57.840 Gang shit onward,

01:07:58.780 brother.

01:07:59.560 I'm a,

01:08:00.080 uh,

01:08:00.600 I'm a UPS driver.

01:08:02.740 And,

01:08:03.220 uh,

01:08:04.160 man,

01:08:04.460 you asked,

01:08:05.020 uh,

01:08:05.880 you know,

01:08:06.220 how we were feeling about this,

01:08:07.540 this Corona deal on,

01:08:09.500 uh,

01:08:09.760 on your last podcast.

01:08:11.040 And,

01:08:11.520 uh,

01:08:12.000 man,

01:08:13.280 I think I'm kind of like you,

01:08:14.520 man.

01:08:15.040 I just ain't really worried about it.

01:08:16.680 You know,

01:08:16.860 I got a,

01:08:17.340 I got a two year old and,

01:08:19.060 uh,

01:08:21.160 I got another little baby girl coming in.

01:08:23.400 Ah,

01:08:24.120 you know,

01:08:24.840 and it is what it is.

01:08:26.700 uh,

01:08:28.800 shit,

01:08:29.020 I feel like a damn superhero out here,

01:08:30.920 man.

01:08:31.140 I'm just damn,

01:08:32.480 you know,

01:08:34.140 just ninja chopping this shit out of the sky.

01:08:37.120 Everybody looks at me because everybody shut down in my hometown,

01:08:39.880 you know,

01:08:40.900 if you're like,

01:08:41.480 man,

01:08:41.760 who is this damn type crusader and all brown coming out here and delivering my stuff.

01:08:49.060 I mean,

01:08:50.100 I don't know.

01:08:51.260 It makes me feel good.

01:08:53.120 You know,

01:08:53.920 I ain't going to let it beat me.

01:08:55.180 I'll tell you that much right now.

01:08:56.320 You feel me?

01:08:57.600 I ain't going to let it hold me down.

01:08:59.440 But,

01:08:59.540 uh,

01:09:00.600 yeah,

01:09:00.920 it's cool,

01:09:01.340 man.

01:09:01.840 You know,

01:09:02.320 everything's all good.

01:09:03.680 Gotta stay positive.

01:09:04.700 We're going to come out that little child of it.

01:09:07.220 Gang,

01:09:07.720 bro.

01:09:08.100 I love that,

01:09:08.960 man.

01:09:09.100 I love your attitude.

01:09:10.680 Yeah,

01:09:10.880 I'm not going to let it beat me.

01:09:12.720 You know,

01:09:13.220 that's a decision you can make easily.

01:09:15.760 People want to lay down.

01:09:16.860 People want to blame the point.

01:09:18.180 This thing.

01:09:18.640 But do it.

01:09:19.400 Are you,

01:09:19.700 how are you prepared?

01:09:20.740 Are you going to let it beat you?

01:09:22.740 That's the thing.

01:09:24.600 Because if you're going to let it,

01:09:25.720 if you've already decided that you,

01:09:27.180 that that's an option for it to beat you,

01:09:30.160 then it'll find,

01:09:32.380 then it's something will find a way.

01:09:34.780 If it ain't,

01:09:35.500 if it ain't Corona,

01:09:36.520 it's something,

01:09:37.240 something else will find a way to get you.

01:09:39.780 You've already decided in your head.

01:09:42.620 I love it,

01:09:43.420 man.

01:09:43.560 And you guys are Cape Crusaders,

01:09:44.940 dude.

01:09:45.040 I'm not joking.

01:09:45.660 I saw the UPS guy yesterday.

01:09:47.880 Dude,

01:09:48.360 he was blasting some fucking Travis Scott.

01:09:51.380 He was living it.

01:09:52.180 And I was like,

01:09:53.920 dang,

01:09:54.580 man,

01:09:55.200 this dude is a legend.

01:09:57.660 This dude is out here like Book of Eli out here.

01:10:01.880 This guy's like Fievel goes west.

01:10:06.360 They out here,

01:10:07.440 man.

01:10:08.760 So gang,

01:10:09.480 man,

01:10:09.820 you stay brave,

01:10:10.640 man,

01:10:10.800 and stay out there.

01:10:11.720 And,

01:10:13.120 and thank you for calling,

01:10:15.640 man.

01:10:16.020 Thank you for calling,

01:10:16.920 brother.

01:10:18.380 Let's take a call right here that came in.

01:10:20.240 985-664-9503.

01:10:24.240 Hey there,

01:10:24.660 Theo.

01:10:24.940 This is Joey from Colorado.

01:10:27.440 I just wanted to give you a call.

01:10:29.140 Love the podcast.

01:10:30.980 Just wanted to give you,

01:10:32.480 you know,

01:10:32.880 ask you a little question.

01:10:34.440 During this time of the Rona,

01:10:36.000 you're trapped inside,

01:10:37.020 not going out too much.

01:10:38.680 And I know usually you get your inspiration from everyday events.

01:10:42.140 I was wondering how you're getting your inspiration out.

01:10:44.720 And if you're all writing during your time of solitude and,

01:10:49.520 uh,

01:10:49.720 how difficult is it for you to actually get that inspiration and come up with

01:10:53.280 ideas?

01:10:54.380 So I know,

01:10:55.380 I know that shit can be difficult to pop and stuff out your ass,

01:10:58.180 you know?

01:10:58.500 So gang brother.

01:11:00.000 Yeah,

01:11:00.700 I agree,

01:11:01.300 man.

01:11:01.500 It can be difficult.

01:11:02.560 And,

01:11:03.300 um,

01:11:04.280 where's my inspiration coming from?

01:11:07.060 You know,

01:11:07.600 I'm feeling right now,

01:11:08.860 I'm not really trying to think of funny jokes.

01:11:11.680 I'm,

01:11:11.860 I'm just trying to take care of myself.

01:11:13.740 You know,

01:11:14.520 I am,

01:11:15.600 uh,

01:11:16.760 I'm trying to take care of myself.

01:11:18.660 I'm 35 days off of cigarettes.

01:11:22.920 So thank God for that right now.

01:11:25.580 So I'm feeling grateful for that.

01:11:28.200 Um,

01:11:29.320 you know,

01:11:30.040 I've been doing yoga.

01:11:31.160 I started seeing a chiropractic,

01:11:33.560 uh,

01:11:34.780 and I'm just trying to relax,

01:11:36.320 man.

01:11:36.520 I'm trying to get some perspective back in my life.

01:11:39.380 I'm trying to get some gratitude.

01:11:41.500 You know,

01:11:41.940 I need those things.

01:11:44.260 And I really had lost them the past six,

01:11:46.500 nine months.

01:11:47.780 Uh,

01:11:48.340 I just had lost a lot of them.

01:11:50.500 I didn't mean to,

01:11:51.240 I just was so busy.

01:11:52.280 I didn't have any,

01:11:53.060 it was hard to grasp my own life,

01:11:55.960 you know,

01:11:57.480 and,

01:11:57.800 and here I was living my dreams and it was just hard to grasp it.

01:12:00.840 So I'm grateful to have this time to,

01:12:02.680 for a little bit of reflection.

01:12:04.920 Um,

01:12:05.280 I'm grateful right now that I can put food on my table and I can,

01:12:08.520 uh,

01:12:09.180 you know,

01:12:09.400 I know I can pay my rent next month.

01:12:11.940 Um,

01:12:13.100 you know,

01:12:14.660 I'm grateful that I have,

01:12:16.180 I know there's people that love me and I know I can care about them and I can reach out.

01:12:20.120 And that's the only things I'm thinking about right now.

01:12:22.360 I've been doing some yoga by myself.

01:12:25.020 You know,

01:12:25.460 it's been a good time for me to find things to put back on my own plate.

01:12:29.760 Like I used to love going to the gym for myself.

01:12:32.160 I wasn't doing it to like,

01:12:34.020 you know,

01:12:34.680 really look.

01:12:35.300 I was just doing it because I loved it.

01:12:38.060 And I think overall with a lot of things I was burnt out.

01:12:41.560 You know,

01:12:41.940 I haven't even felt like getting on stage.

01:12:43.580 I haven't felt like being on stage for a while.

01:12:45.320 I haven't been up to the comedy store even before.

01:12:47.580 I'd only been there about two or three nights.

01:12:51.040 In about three months before it was closed.

01:12:54.520 Um,

01:12:55.480 cause I was working out of town so much and,

01:12:57.760 and I just was tired.

01:13:00.480 So,

01:13:01.160 you know,

01:13:02.360 I'm,

01:13:02.680 I'm trying to,

01:13:03.480 I'm doing meditation.

01:13:04.480 I'm doing 15.

01:13:05.100 I'm almost,

01:13:05.500 I'm almost up to 15 minutes of meditation per day.

01:13:10.460 So,

01:13:11.240 um,

01:13:12.660 and I'm working stronger on trying to focus more on my AA program.

01:13:15.920 And that's what I'm doing.

01:13:18.340 I've been rolling my body out,

01:13:20.440 bro.

01:13:20.580 That's been a new thing.

01:13:22.100 Using that foam roller,

01:13:23.700 like everywhere,

01:13:25.060 bro.

01:13:25.140 I'm talking rolling the front of my arms,

01:13:27.180 the side,

01:13:27.920 like things that hurt.

01:13:30.160 Rolling my chest out.

01:13:31.860 I mean,

01:13:32.080 I can put my arm almost kind of straight.

01:13:34.220 So those have been things that I've been doing,

01:13:37.200 man,

01:13:37.400 to stay busy and stay,

01:13:38.740 uh,

01:13:40.120 just kind of stay that like my inspiration will come if I take care of myself.

01:13:46.580 And I hadn't felt like I've been taking care of myself for a while.

01:13:51.420 So,

01:13:51.940 um,

01:13:52.480 yeah,

01:13:52.660 I'm just trying to find the joys in this,

01:13:54.560 the little joys.

01:13:56.700 Uh,

01:13:57.560 all right.

01:13:59.020 Let's,

01:13:59.540 uh,

01:13:59.640 let's take another call that came on here.

01:14:01.980 Gang brother.

01:14:03.060 D yo,

01:14:03.780 this is your boy.

01:14:04.920 D you nut from Grand Rapids.

01:14:08.040 Oh,

01:14:08.300 you're going to catch a lot of flack for that.

01:14:10.080 What's up D?

01:14:11.720 Let's hear baby gang onward.

01:14:13.260 I just wanted to say,

01:14:15.200 I really appreciate the way you've been stepping up your game,

01:14:17.980 uh,

01:14:19.780 with the podcast over these hard times,

01:14:22.260 man.

01:14:22.500 It's always good to hear your voice.

01:14:24.420 Oh,

01:14:24.880 thanks,

01:14:25.340 man.

01:14:26.240 That's nice of you to say that,

01:14:27.660 man.

01:14:28.380 You know,

01:14:28.700 I'm trying to feel good and I'm trying and I,

01:14:30.900 and I love it when,

01:14:32.280 uh,

01:14:32.660 you know,

01:14:33.060 I get these voicemails and people calling and we get to see what's going on.

01:14:36.880 And,

01:14:37.340 you know,

01:14:37.920 I do feel a sense of connection,

01:14:39.260 man.

01:14:39.620 And I really,

01:14:40.920 man,

01:14:41.420 I'm,

01:14:41.660 I'm glad you said that.

01:14:42.780 Cause I needed to hear that.

01:14:43.260 I'm grateful for that onward.

01:14:46.140 But I got a question for you.

01:14:48.400 Uh,

01:14:48.720 what are people doing to stay connected,

01:14:50.740 uh,

01:14:52.120 to their support groups during these hard times,

01:14:54.560 man?

01:14:54.980 Stress is up and we're out here fighting to stay sober.

01:14:59.660 And man,

01:15:00.640 I got a call last week and they said that all of my meetings were canceled.

01:15:05.200 So,

01:15:05.640 uh,

01:15:06.940 I'm a leader at Celebrate Recovery.

01:15:09.300 And I was like,

01:15:10.000 well,

01:15:10.180 we can't have that.

01:15:11.080 So I got some of the guys together over a phone call and we had a meeting and it turned

01:15:17.560 out really well.

01:15:18.560 But,

01:15:18.880 uh,

01:15:19.060 just wondering what other people are doing to stay connected.

01:15:23.740 Thanks for the question,

01:15:24.760 man.

01:15:24.940 I was fixing my hair there as well while I was listening,

01:15:27.300 but I was listening.

01:15:28.140 Um,

01:15:29.420 you know,

01:15:29.820 a lot of recovery groups seem to be doing zoom meetings right now.

01:15:32.860 And zoom is really,

01:15:34.160 really taking off.

01:15:35.080 People are using that as a form to come to connect for everything.

01:15:39.020 Talking to family,

01:15:40.380 uh,

01:15:41.420 you know,

01:15:41.800 and specifically for recovery.

01:15:44.640 Um,

01:15:45.380 you know,

01:15:45.620 I've gotten a lot of messages and DMS from people that are struggling and,

01:15:48.420 and thank you for those.

01:15:49.280 And I'm,

01:15:49.940 you know,

01:15:50.100 I'm trying to share my,

01:15:51.480 just my experience and I'm trying to stay sober myself and,

01:15:55.660 you know,

01:15:55.820 we do what we can.

01:15:57.460 And,

01:15:57.760 uh,

01:15:58.640 but you know,

01:15:59.800 it's easy for me to say,

01:16:00.820 Oh,

01:16:00.860 the zoom meetings are dumb or they're not the same.

01:16:02.900 And that's fine.

01:16:04.000 It's easy for me to say anything is dumb,

01:16:05.820 but,

01:16:07.300 um,

01:16:07.960 but I believe that if you,

01:16:11.260 if you were,

01:16:11.780 if you want something to work for you,

01:16:13.080 it will work for you.

01:16:14.620 So a lot of it again is just going down in perspective.

01:16:17.040 And so that's all I'm doing,

01:16:18.020 man,

01:16:18.180 is going to some zoom meetings.

01:16:19.760 I'm keeping in touch with other guys and trying to stay out of the headspace of,

01:16:25.020 Oh,

01:16:25.240 this,

01:16:25.880 these programs don't work.

01:16:27.340 This stuff doesn't work.

01:16:28.500 Oh,

01:16:28.640 here's an excuse or,

01:16:30.580 um,

01:16:31.600 and it's hard,

01:16:32.420 man.

01:16:33.620 It's been hard,

01:16:34.480 dude.

01:16:34.600 You know,

01:16:34.740 I struggled recently with just looking at escorts and pornography.

01:16:37.600 That,

01:16:38.060 that stuff really snuck back into me about maybe a couple of weeks ago.

01:16:42.860 And,

01:16:43.460 uh,

01:16:44.240 and so,

01:16:46.140 uh,

01:16:46.440 that's one thing that's been tough because,

01:16:48.480 um,

01:16:49.340 it's just so much idle time,

01:16:51.040 so much time by yourself.

01:16:53.800 And so,

01:16:56.340 you know,

01:16:56.560 I'm hoping to start,

01:16:57.400 you know,

01:16:57.540 maybe go to some,

01:16:58.580 uh,

01:16:59.180 new type of meetings and stuff,

01:17:00.580 or,

01:17:01.140 uh,

01:17:01.440 I got to get a new blocker on my phone.

01:17:04.240 Um,

01:17:05.900 because porn,

01:17:07.500 pornography,

01:17:07.900 I noticed for me is the biggest,

01:17:09.280 um,

01:17:11.320 catalyst for other,

01:17:13.740 other things.

01:17:15.540 Once I start looking at porn,

01:17:16.920 then I'll start,

01:17:18.120 it just makes me want to do all kind of trouble.

01:17:21.560 You know,

01:17:22.120 maybe want to break into building or do a cocaine or something,

01:17:25.940 you know,

01:17:26.300 or do a,

01:17:26.860 uh,

01:17:28.520 you know,

01:17:28.780 or see somebody's ass or something that I don't know.

01:17:30.920 So that's,

01:17:32.980 you know,

01:17:33.160 I noticed really that it's such a catalyst for other things.

01:17:36.380 So that's something I got to make sure I nip out of my butt,

01:17:39.400 um,

01:17:40.260 bud,

01:17:41.200 nip out of my butt immediately.

01:17:43.400 What the F bro?

01:17:45.560 Man,

01:17:45.980 I'm,

01:17:46.160 I'm happy to be here today.

01:17:48.320 Oh,

01:17:48.700 and one other thing I want to say,

01:17:50.220 uh,

01:17:51.160 one cool thing about zoom meetings with recovery right now is you can go to

01:17:54.580 ones in different cities and States.

01:17:56.520 So if you live in new Orleans,

01:17:58.260 you could go to a meeting in,

01:17:59.960 you could go to the bread and roses meeting on Saturday at 10 30 AM in Los

01:18:04.020 Angeles,

01:18:04.400 which is a really popular and famous and interesting meeting.

01:18:08.460 You could go to a,

01:18:09.560 uh,

01:18:09.840 uh,

01:18:10.260 an Atlantic group meeting in,

01:18:11.820 um,

01:18:12.700 in New York city.

01:18:14.540 So there's really some,

01:18:16.020 you know,

01:18:16.260 if you are in a small place or something and you don't know about recovery

01:18:19.360 suddenly,

01:18:19.700 or you haven't been in big recovery meetings or something,

01:18:22.640 you can suddenly be in a,

01:18:23.640 in a meeting,

01:18:24.680 um,

01:18:25.080 with that may have,

01:18:25.920 different speakers and real fancy,

01:18:28.320 you know,

01:18:28.940 polished well speakers in them.

01:18:31.820 So that's amazing to that.

01:18:34.220 And that's,

01:18:34.600 that's,

01:18:34.940 that's one of the gifts of right now is the zoom boom gang.

01:18:39.760 All right.

01:18:40.340 We're going to do a Patreon question that came in and we changed Patreon this

01:18:44.820 week.

01:18:45.060 You can check it out.

01:18:46.320 Uh,

01:18:46.720 if you want,

01:18:47.320 you can go to the Patreon and check it out.

01:18:49.480 Um,

01:18:50.460 and I want to thank all of our supporters.

01:18:52.900 Um,

01:18:53.740 and,

01:18:54.300 uh,

01:18:54.740 one of the questions that came in,

01:18:55.920 this is from,

01:18:56.420 um,

01:18:57.940 Dini.

01:18:58.820 What's up,

01:18:59.320 Theo?

01:19:00.140 Passover is coming up this week.

01:19:01.960 I wanted to know if you ever attended a Passover Seder or had any Jewish friends gang gang from Israel.

01:19:08.940 Oh,

01:19:09.380 thank you,

01:19:09.820 Dini.

01:19:10.080 And I've never been to Israel,

01:19:12.200 but,

01:19:12.500 um,

01:19:13.480 Israel,

01:19:14.460 but I've always wanted to go.

01:19:15.880 I've heard really interesting things about it.

01:19:18.460 Um,

01:19:19.260 yeah,

01:19:21.200 I,

01:19:21.700 oh yeah,

01:19:22.420 my,

01:19:22.920 one of my best friends lives upstairs from me and he is Jewish.

01:19:28.140 I think he's a hundred percent Jewish.

01:19:29.600 And,

01:19:30.660 um,

01:19:31.840 and so his family has long invited me over,

01:19:34.740 over the past few years,

01:19:36.140 within the past decade,

01:19:37.760 even for different type of,

01:19:39.960 uh,

01:19:40.980 Yiddish feasts and,

01:19:42.980 uh,

01:19:43.240 get togethers and,

01:19:45.100 you know,

01:19:45.640 um,

01:19:46.100 reading of religious texts and stuff like that.

01:19:48.920 And,

01:19:49.040 uh,

01:19:50.580 great company,

01:19:51.900 good times,

01:19:53.020 some of the worst food,

01:19:55.200 but,

01:19:55.840 uh,

01:19:57.000 but I love a lot of the tradition.

01:20:00.460 Um,

01:20:01.700 and,

01:20:02.880 or just like more simple.

01:20:03.980 I'm from Louisiana.

01:20:05.260 So,

01:20:06.280 I'm from Louisiana.

01:20:08.100 I'm from Louisiana.

01:20:09.780 I'm from Louisiana.

01:20:11.800 Um,

01:20:12.480 so yeah,

01:20:13.460 some of the food,

01:20:14.220 you're just like,

01:20:14.760 damn,

01:20:15.020 this ain't a food,

01:20:15.980 you know,

01:20:16.240 this a damn pickle,

01:20:17.300 bro.

01:20:17.640 You know,

01:20:18.060 you got,

01:20:19.000 you know,

01:20:19.280 you got 19 people,

01:20:20.280 you know,

01:20:21.060 divvying up a pickle as an appetizer.

01:20:22.880 Like,

01:20:23.160 come on,

01:20:23.660 bro.

01:20:23.840 This ain't even,

01:20:25.460 um,

01:20:26.660 but yeah,

01:20:27.380 a lot of good times,

01:20:28.160 man.

01:20:28.460 Some really,

01:20:29.020 really fun times.

01:20:30.840 Yeah,

01:20:31.280 I have,

01:20:31.720 it's,

01:20:32.140 it's crazy,

01:20:32.620 especially living out in Los Angeles.

01:20:33.720 You meet a lot of J's,

01:20:35.000 bro.

01:20:35.140 You get J'd up,

01:20:36.080 you know,

01:20:36.500 you get a lot of Jewish friends.

01:20:38.160 And so,

01:20:39.900 um,

01:20:41.360 yeah,

01:20:41.560 it's crazy because a lot of my really best friends out here are Jewish.

01:20:44.540 So I,

01:20:45.100 I've been to some feasts over the years.

01:20:49.780 Um,

01:20:50.280 and it's always been a blast.

01:20:52.260 Sometimes you got the little hat,

01:20:53.520 that little,

01:20:54.880 the little hair wallet.

01:20:56.960 And,

01:20:57.300 uh,

01:20:58.200 and yeah,

01:20:59.840 so I've gotten to see some of the,

01:21:01.600 the environment in,

01:21:02.600 in,

01:21:03.260 um,

01:21:04.400 in,

01:21:04.920 um,

01:21:05.680 different Passover and Seder feasts and the applesauce and the reasons for the different foods.

01:21:10.960 You know,

01:21:11.320 oh,

01:21:11.460 they got these carrots because,

01:21:13.060 you know,

01:21:14.380 uh,

01:21:15.100 Larry,

01:21:15.720 you know,

01:21:16.940 Felderberg or whatever,

01:21:19.100 you know,

01:21:19.460 he,

01:21:19.640 he almost died,

01:21:20.520 but they had,

01:21:21.140 you know,

01:21:21.420 he and his cousin split a carrot or something,

01:21:23.360 or they had,

01:21:23.920 you know,

01:21:24.120 seven days of oil,

01:21:25.140 but they made it last for 40 days.

01:21:27.040 Um,

01:21:29.040 so obviously some of the stuff I'm regurgitating is hit or miss here,

01:21:32.500 but,

01:21:32.820 yeah,

01:21:34.020 I've had a lot of nice times,

01:21:35.020 man.

01:21:35.360 They got,

01:21:35.720 and they have a lot of good holidays throughout the year.

01:21:38.180 So the Jews will throw up some really good holidays here and there.

01:21:42.220 Um,

01:21:42.980 so go enjoy one of those.

01:21:44.380 If somebody invites you over to a Seder and it's a really nice thing if they do that,

01:21:48.040 it's like with them welcoming you over for like a Christmas meal.

01:21:51.020 If you are in the,

01:21:52.300 uh,

01:21:52.540 of the Christian dialect.

01:21:55.400 Um,

01:21:56.020 so thank you for that question,

01:21:57.880 Dini.

01:21:58.120 If I ever come to,

01:21:59.060 uh,

01:21:59.260 Israel,

01:21:59.580 you're going to have to,

01:22:00.600 uh,

01:22:00.840 show me around.

01:22:01.880 You're going to have to show me,

01:22:02.920 uh,

01:22:03.220 some of what it's like over there.

01:22:05.060 Um,

01:22:05.500 I would love to,

01:22:06.280 to learn more.

01:22:08.640 Um,

01:22:09.640 what else?

01:22:16.900 What else?

01:22:17.860 What else?

01:22:19.320 What is a piece of advice?

01:22:20.700 This is from Joe T and this is on a Patreon.

01:22:24.480 What is a piece of advice someone gave you that you remember almost every day?

01:22:32.280 Um,

01:22:32.920 you know,

01:22:33.960 my father told me when I was real little,

01:22:35.560 he told me that I was a survivor.

01:22:37.020 That was one of the only things I really remember him telling me,

01:22:40.060 you know,

01:22:40.720 he would always,

01:22:41.620 uh,

01:22:42.580 say you're a survivor,

01:22:44.280 you know?

01:22:45.660 And,

01:22:46.020 and I thought that that was nice to hear,

01:22:49.660 I think,

01:22:50.540 because,

01:22:51.980 well,

01:22:52.180 I don't know if he knew that I was going to have a tough time being a child or whatever,

01:22:57.020 you know?

01:22:58.340 and I,

01:22:58.700 and sometimes we have a tough time.

01:23:01.100 Sometimes our environment's tough and sometimes just the way we interact with our environment is tough.

01:23:07.660 Um,

01:23:08.440 but he told me I'll be a survivor and I think about that a lot.

01:23:12.280 I thought it was a neat thing to say because it leaves it vague enough where I can apply it to a lot of different things and you could fuck up and still be a survivor.

01:23:25.840 So I thought that that was pretty neat.

01:23:29.220 You know,

01:23:29.820 I think a lot of things like I remember from that movie,

01:23:31.980 the Patriot aim small,

01:23:33.380 miss small.

01:23:34.160 I think about that a lot.

01:23:36.020 That pops in my head all the time.

01:23:38.920 Um,

01:23:39.620 uh,

01:23:42.680 the first time,

01:23:43.980 because,

01:23:44.560 because aim small,

01:23:45.600 miss small.

01:23:46.060 It's like,

01:23:46.420 if I can't do something real big,

01:23:48.220 what can I do on a lit?

01:23:49.340 What can I do on a level?

01:23:50.320 That's realistic.

01:23:51.080 Uh,

01:23:52.980 and that's something that I think really applies to right now too.

01:23:57.080 What can I do?

01:23:57.980 What can I do on a level that's realistic?

01:24:01.140 You know,

01:24:01.680 yeah,

01:24:01.980 I can't do like,

01:24:02.820 maybe I can't do some huge fundraiser to do something like this to save the world like Bill Gates or something or,

01:24:08.840 you know,

01:24:09.000 like the Patriots owner,

01:24:10.000 Robert Kraft,

01:24:10.640 they sent their plane to China and bought a million cases of masks and flew them back.

01:24:15.720 You know,

01:24:16.560 um,

01:24:16.960 they can do that,

01:24:17.900 but what could I,

01:24:19.720 you know,

01:24:19.960 and sometimes it's just something small.

01:24:22.060 It's helping out somebody.

01:24:23.260 It's like just doing,

01:24:24.040 what can I do something small that I know is going to be effective?

01:24:28.120 Because something small that's effective to,

01:24:32.020 if it's just to one person,

01:24:33.220 it's huge to them.

01:24:35.800 Um,

01:24:36.580 so I think that the aim small,

01:24:39.440 miss small is something that,

01:24:41.180 uh,

01:24:41.600 that I remember a lot.

01:24:43.500 And that's not really advice.

01:24:44.840 I heard that in a movie,

01:24:46.900 you know,

01:24:47.740 my best friend,

01:24:48.400 Scott,

01:24:48.640 his dad,

01:24:49.240 when I was growing up,

01:24:50.020 his dad told me,

01:24:51.220 um,

01:24:52.300 well,

01:24:53.660 his dad told me to move to California and,

01:24:55.440 and,

01:24:55.740 and,

01:24:56.060 and,

01:24:56.480 and try my dreams out because he said,

01:25:00.860 well,

01:25:01.300 you can always move back.

01:25:03.340 He goes,

01:25:03.640 and if you look back down the road,

01:25:05.020 you might regret if you don't.

01:25:06.980 And I remembered that.

01:25:09.020 Um,

01:25:10.300 but that's a good question.

01:25:11.380 I'm going to have to think about what are some things that maybe have been told to me over the years.

01:25:14.700 Uh,

01:25:16.620 I watched also the Louis CK special and actually watch it this afternoon.

01:25:23.420 Uh,

01:25:24.260 it,

01:25:26.120 it,

01:25:26.700 it's,

01:25:27.020 it's,

01:25:27.240 it's hilarious.

01:25:28.680 I mean,

01:25:29.260 I laughed.

01:25:31.100 He surprised me so many times.

01:25:33.940 And some people like most people,

01:25:36.080 I think enjoy Louis CK as a comedian.

01:25:38.400 You know,

01:25:38.920 the man is a pervert,

01:25:40.180 but he also is a,

01:25:42.560 a,

01:25:42.840 a comedy man.

01:25:44.780 And he can beat those two things.

01:25:47.400 You know,

01:25:47.840 there's not a rule.

01:25:48.420 You can only be one thing.

01:25:50.280 A lot of the news,

01:25:51.280 they like to make you think,

01:25:52.140 oh,

01:25:52.200 you can only be one thing,

01:25:53.480 buddy.

01:25:53.980 What are you?

01:25:55.540 You a milkman?

01:25:56.800 Are you a,

01:25:57.600 um,

01:25:58.600 you know,

01:25:59.220 are you somebody that whispers a lot?

01:26:01.300 Bitch,

01:26:01.560 I could do both.

01:26:02.500 Hey,

01:26:02.780 hey,

01:26:02.940 hey,

01:26:03.200 hey,

01:26:03.440 hey,

01:26:04.640 I got that yogurt,

01:26:06.140 baby.

01:26:07.140 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:07.780 You could be Bill Cosby.

01:26:10.400 Is he a pervert rapist?

01:26:12.620 Seems like that is the case.

01:26:15.320 He's also very entertaining man.

01:26:19.940 You could be both things.

01:26:22.780 Uh,

01:26:23.060 Louis CK,

01:26:23.540 the special was hilarious,

01:26:24.500 man.

01:26:24.740 It was hilarious.

01:26:25.940 You know,

01:26:26.640 I've never known Louis.

01:26:28.380 I crossed paths with him twice.

01:26:29.800 He always seemed like a bit of like a real cocky kind of dude to me,

01:26:33.200 but he is,

01:26:36.960 there's,

01:26:37.420 it's just at a different level,

01:26:38.680 man.

01:26:38.880 His,

01:26:39.120 his,

01:26:39.420 his,

01:26:39.720 his,

01:26:39.980 his,

01:26:40.120 I mean,

01:26:42.020 it's fucking good,

01:26:42.920 bro.

01:26:44.080 It's fucking good.

01:26:46.360 And if I were that good at comedy,

01:26:48.340 dude,

01:26:48.500 I would be cocky.

01:26:49.380 I think.

01:26:49.660 I mean,

01:26:51.740 it is,

01:26:53.000 um,

01:26:55.200 it's just fun.

01:26:56.060 It's also in some parts,

01:26:57.440 it's so dark,

01:26:58.560 bro.

01:26:58.940 It is dark.

01:27:02.260 Like it is damn,

01:27:03.680 bro.

01:27:03.900 I'm surprised if you looked in,

01:27:06.040 there's like a dang,

01:27:06.920 I mean,

01:27:07.220 it is,

01:27:07.980 they could have filmed Black Panther during part of it.

01:27:10.260 It's dark,

01:27:10.900 bro.

01:27:11.720 It's dark.

01:27:12.480 But it's,

01:27:17.880 it almost,

01:27:18.640 he reminds me of this,

01:27:20.840 it's almost like this dirty Shakespeare,

01:27:24.940 almost.

01:27:26.240 He definitely has,

01:27:27.560 is in such contact with a certain point of view in his head that it's,

01:27:32.320 I mean,

01:27:32.640 it's just baffling.

01:27:34.820 And you can never tell if he thinks that he's,

01:27:37.980 cause he's always commenting on himself.

01:27:41.200 And I can never tell if he is amused by himself,

01:27:50.840 repulsed,

01:27:52.680 or proud.

01:27:55.340 And it's fascinating to not be able to know that and to listen to him at the same time.

01:28:05.240 You can just,

01:28:05.680 you get this,

01:28:06.560 there's this ambiance from him that's just,

01:28:09.840 it's so precisely,

01:28:17.160 humanly,

01:28:22.380 vulgar,

01:28:23.280 almost in a way,

01:28:24.240 or,

01:28:25.180 but not just vulgar.

01:28:29.200 It's fat.

01:28:29.920 It's,

01:28:30.080 it's,

01:28:30.420 it's,

01:28:30.760 it's hilarious.

01:28:32.020 There's going to be some dark stuff.

01:28:33.360 If you go in there like,

01:28:34.580 I'm going to,

01:28:35.160 you know,

01:28:35.840 if he,

01:28:36.260 as soon as he says Native American,

01:28:38.100 I'm shutting it off.

01:28:39.500 I'm shutting it off.

01:28:41.560 So fuck,

01:28:42.300 you know,

01:28:45.580 if you go in there,

01:28:46.320 if you use an Antifa or something,

01:28:47.660 you probably won't like this shit.

01:28:48.820 you know,

01:28:50.420 if you spend,

01:28:50.920 if you're like a lifetime CNN watcher,

01:28:53.280 kind of,

01:28:53.740 or,

01:28:54.040 you know,

01:28:55.100 if you buy that,

01:28:56.280 own a CNN sweatshirt,

01:28:57.940 you probably won't like it.

01:28:59.720 It's just,

01:29:00.840 but it's very honest,

01:29:04.100 I felt like.

01:29:04.700 it's very honest to a part of our brain

01:29:09.180 or something that we want to close

01:29:14.640 or that society wants to close now.

01:29:21.320 And I just thought it was hilarious.

01:29:23.200 Does that mean that I,

01:29:24.560 anything else from me?

01:29:26.500 Doesn't mean anything else from me.

01:29:28.200 It means that I'm a viewer of his comedy

01:29:30.380 and that the shit was fucking really funny,

01:29:32.320 bro.

01:29:32.960 And you may have different takes on it.

01:29:34.700 And that's,

01:29:35.040 I hope that you do.

01:29:36.080 I hope you have your own take on it.

01:29:38.960 And I would even have to think about it more.

01:29:40.480 I just watched it.

01:29:42.420 But,

01:29:42.720 but if you're looking for a watch

01:29:45.620 and it's available on his website

01:29:47.020 and I,

01:29:48.080 we know,

01:29:48.420 you know,

01:29:48.680 we're not doing any ads for them or anything

01:29:50.140 or whatever,

01:29:50.800 but,

01:29:52.100 but the man is,

01:29:56.900 you know,

01:29:57.580 and he talks about his,

01:29:58.900 you know,

01:29:59.220 some of the stuff that happened and stuff.

01:30:01.780 It's interesting.

01:30:03.040 It's certainly,

01:30:03.780 it's worth the $8.

01:30:06.160 That's for dang sure,

01:30:08.180 bro.

01:30:09.340 And outside of that,

01:30:10.500 Ozark,

01:30:11.000 is Ozark just the same episode over and over again?

01:30:14.760 I feel like every episode,

01:30:16.300 these people just can't fucking figure it out.

01:30:18.280 And the sun keeps getting a little bit older.

01:30:20.360 Literally,

01:30:22.320 the boy they have is like watching the,

01:30:25.620 I mean,

01:30:25.940 he just,

01:30:26.360 every episode,

01:30:27.040 I feel like he gets about,

01:30:28.020 about two months older,

01:30:30.360 which is pretty fascinating.

01:30:32.040 But that's my thoughts on the Louis CK special,

01:30:34.500 Sincerely,

01:30:35.240 it's called.

01:30:36.540 And,

01:30:36.640 and,

01:30:37.460 and go check it out.

01:30:38.960 Let me know what you think.

01:30:39.700 I think it's probably going to be the future where comedians are going to put their specials out,

01:30:43.920 specifically in one locale on their,

01:30:45.960 on their own.

01:30:47.840 But it was interesting,

01:30:48.940 man.

01:30:49.260 It was,

01:30:50.240 God,

01:30:50.560 there were some parts,

01:30:51.660 what,

01:30:51.840 what the best part is you're like,

01:30:53.200 man,

01:30:53.480 I do not.

01:30:55.840 I don't,

01:30:56.640 it's not that you don't want it.

01:30:57.700 He'll get into a topic.

01:30:58.760 You're like,

01:30:59.020 oh,

01:30:59.320 this is something I shouldn't be laughing about.

01:31:03.140 And then,

01:31:04.320 you're like,

01:31:04.880 damn,

01:31:05.200 I'm fucking really laughing about this.

01:31:07.940 So then you start to realize that there's this other thing,

01:31:10.480 there's this other person inside of you,

01:31:12.260 this other,

01:31:13.300 different entity than the facade that we put on sometimes.

01:31:19.080 And that that entity just likes to laugh.

01:31:21.700 And then it's not as judgmental.

01:31:24.100 And it just is taking things for the value of humor that's in them.

01:31:27.780 And in this special,

01:31:29.820 there's a lot of that.

01:31:31.220 It's dark though.

01:31:32.620 Dog,

01:31:32.920 it's dark.

01:31:33.540 Don't come at me.

01:31:34.740 It ain't doing,

01:31:35.640 doing,

01:31:36.100 doing,

01:31:36.440 doing.

01:31:37.060 If you,

01:31:37.560 then that's it.

01:31:38.380 If you don't like it,

01:31:39.200 then you don't like it.

01:31:40.860 That's fine.

01:31:42.320 Nobody else needs to,

01:31:43.880 that don't mean everybody else don't need to like it.

01:31:46.420 That means you don't like it.

01:31:48.700 So,

01:31:49.320 gang shit.

01:31:50.500 All right.

01:31:51.080 I think we get through everything or as much as I can even remember right now at the moment.

01:31:56.300 But thank you guys for,

01:31:57.400 for being a part of the,

01:31:59.840 this past weekend.

01:32:03.260 Support the sponsors if you can.

01:32:05.360 Do something if you,

01:32:06.060 if you got the room to do it in your world,

01:32:08.200 you know.

01:32:08.980 Do it.

01:32:09.480 Be supportive.

01:32:10.860 You know,

01:32:11.260 thank you guys so much for supporting the podcast.

01:32:13.380 I'm happy to be able to be here this weekend and be able to share some stuff.

01:32:16.900 I'm feeling a little bit better.

01:32:18.500 And hope to slowly be feeling even better.

01:32:20.920 I got some blood work done.

01:32:22.580 I got that back.

01:32:24.280 You know,

01:32:24.520 the guy said I had a couple of things that were way off.

01:32:27.980 And that was interesting,

01:32:29.160 man.

01:32:29.360 Like the,

01:32:29.740 like lysine levels,

01:32:31.800 a couple of different proteins and stuff.

01:32:34.340 So it was real interesting.

01:32:38.060 I'm grateful to be able to got that blood work because you don't know what's in your body,

01:32:41.240 what's in your soup.

01:32:42.940 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:43.340 You running around.

01:32:44.040 You don't know if you got vegetables,

01:32:45.400 you got beef.

01:32:47.120 If you freaking,

01:32:48.080 if you freaking boo your bass or if you've been stroking off,

01:32:52.320 you feel me,

01:32:52.920 bro?

01:32:53.900 So,

01:32:55.140 I hope you're doing well,

01:32:57.220 man.

01:32:57.480 I love you.

01:32:59.160 And,

01:32:59.760 and,

01:33:01.040 you know,

01:33:02.000 we're pretty lucky.

01:33:03.240 We're pretty lucky.

01:33:05.520 Aren't we pretty lucky,

01:33:06.620 man,

01:33:06.780 to be,

01:33:07.400 we get to be alive.

01:33:08.440 This is it.

01:33:10.020 You know,

01:33:10.320 we get to just,

01:33:11.720 we don't even know,

01:33:12.140 what are we even doing?

01:33:13.760 I don't know,

01:33:14.440 but we get to do it.

01:33:16.140 And this is it.

01:33:18.460 You know,

01:33:18.920 and this is it.

01:33:19.520 We get to see things and experience.

01:33:22.760 And that is life,

01:33:23.860 man.

01:33:23.980 This is it.

01:33:25.500 You know,

01:33:25.860 this is it.

01:33:27.600 And we're making it,

01:33:28.720 man.

01:33:30.140 And,

01:33:30.560 uh,

01:33:31.300 thank you guys for being here today.

01:33:34.340 And,

01:33:34.760 uh,

01:33:34.960 I'll see you guys next week.

01:33:36.180 I'm trying to get Nick Swartzen to do a Zoom episode with me this week.

01:33:41.140 So,

01:33:41.380 if you guys will hit him up on IG and send him messages and tell him,

01:33:45.200 um,

01:33:45.760 to get on board,

01:33:46.620 we could definitely do that.

01:33:48.420 So,

01:33:49.320 hit him up.

01:33:50.540 Oh,

01:33:50.680 you guys be good to yourselves,

01:33:51.760 man.

01:33:52.020 And we just keep making it.

01:33:53.140 You know that.

01:33:57.260 And his Bishop gun on the way out.

01:33:59.220 Come on.

01:34:11.040 I'm going to pray for my restless soul.

01:34:14.700 Come on.

01:34:16.420 And I ain't made a dollar,

01:34:18.420 I ain't spent,

01:34:19.540 but where it's going ain't killed me yet.

01:34:22.420 And I still get where I'm down to go.

01:34:25.420 Come on.

01:34:25.740 Who's out there?

01:34:26.260 You delivering pies,

01:34:27.300 bruh?

01:34:28.800 You UPS?

01:34:30.640 I'm making it.

01:34:31.840 You post-mating,

01:34:32.880 bruh?

01:34:33.500 I'm making Rome feel right.

01:34:37.120 You're delivering that hit of Lemon Moran.

01:34:39.200 I'm making it.

01:34:40.920 And it hails where I'm headed now.

01:34:43.240 You do it.

01:34:44.720 I'm making good times.

01:34:45.980 You show up.

01:34:47.480 We got this.

01:34:57.160 Making it,

01:34:57.860 baby,

01:34:58.060 my Bishop gun.

01:35:10.880 Come on.

01:35:15.980 I'm making good times.

01:35:45.980 I'm making good times.

01:35:53.920 I'm making good times.

01:35:56.140 I'm making good times.

01:36:06.180 Between the lines that I've crossed

01:36:24.760 And the friends that I've lost

01:36:27.760 I'm left here alone in ice clear

01:36:32.200 But I'm in pretty good shape

01:36:38.740 For the shape that I'm in

01:36:41.680 I'm making it

01:36:45.100 I'm making it

01:36:48.040 I'm making it wrong

01:36:50.920 To see it right

01:36:53.460 I'm making it

01:36:56.720 I'm making it

01:36:59.720 I'm making good times

01:37:03.600 I'm making it

01:37:08.400 I'm making it

01:37:11.200 I'm making it wrong

01:37:14.240 To see it right

01:37:17.100 I'm making it

01:37:20.100 And it helps where I'm headed

01:37:22.520 I'm making good times

01:37:26.400 My God, man, this band is good, brother

01:37:34.740 I'm making good times

01:37:37.040 I ain't seen home in about a hundred days

01:37:46.880 I can almost hear mama pray

01:37:49.880 For my restless soul

01:37:52.920 Oh, man

01:37:58.860 I wish I could do music

01:38:01.060 Don't we all wish we could do music, man?

01:38:03.120 Oh, just being a damn canary

01:38:06.200 Just being a canary of the world

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01:38:37.180 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club

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