This Past Weekend with Theo Von - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

00:00:00.000 all right

00:00:02.240 that's the noise sometime i make that one boy

00:00:12.340 when i wake up

00:00:16.780 i do that one sometimes

00:00:20.960 when i hear some bullshit i do this noise

00:00:30.000 i'll do that one sometimes

00:00:33.040 you know

00:00:36.800 we got the good we got the bad and we got the ugly let's start off with uh with some good man

00:00:53.040 let's check in with bishop gun that has opened up for the rolling stones

00:01:00.700 yo yo what's up burnell

00:01:03.560 suit you already know out here in dallas my boy

00:01:07.360 out there in dallas how'd that rolling stones show go

00:01:11.200 boy

00:01:11.760 dang dang dang right there man

00:01:15.160 amen bro how was it

00:01:17.020 oh dude it was insane i think they said uh the moment we took the saves

00:01:21.520 they had scanned in 41 000 people already

00:01:24.080 jesus man

00:01:25.780 i know it's like the border

00:01:27.980 come on

00:01:31.240 come on boy come on

00:01:33.560 now were you more nervous than a regular show walking out on that type of stage

00:01:37.580 dude to be honest i think that was probably like the easiest show day i've ever had in my life

00:01:42.740 it was something it was like exactly opposite of what i imagined

00:01:46.660 i don't know if it was just

00:01:48.680 what it was but i just had this like super calm

00:01:51.620 demeanor all day

00:01:53.120 just relaxed

00:01:54.740 walked out on stage and just knew we were gonna kill it

00:01:57.080 it was like no doubt in my mind

00:01:58.540 it's where it was like last night in dallas you know

00:02:00.820 just a club level

00:02:02.080 i was nervous all during sound check

00:02:04.260 making sure everything was perfect

00:02:05.520 you know what i mean like i don't know why

00:02:07.540 or how that happened that way but

00:02:09.240 it was uh

00:02:11.140 it was something else man

00:02:12.580 wow

00:02:13.320 and when the stones when they when was it like your first experience with them like when you first saw them like what was your first interaction with them like

00:02:21.560 well

00:02:23.600 well first of all when they pulled up

00:02:26.100 like it wasn't just a band getting to a venue to sound check it was

00:02:29.860 uh you know we're in the like the loading dock right behind the stage where there's a big catwalk that goes up into the stage

00:02:35.700 and we're standing back there just finishing up building drums and getting our production ready with the hands and stuff you know

00:02:41.840 and uh

00:02:42.520 all of a sudden all these guys come out and start yelling like get out of the way get the fuck out of the way you know all this shit

00:02:47.220 and uh

00:02:47.980 and so then

00:02:49.400 and then all of a sudden a bunch of uh police

00:02:51.560 motorcycles pull in you know lights on just

00:02:54.340 skirt in there real quick

00:02:56.020 and what do you think y'all had done a crime or something

00:02:58.020 i did i didn't even know

00:03:00.000 i figured it was them though

00:03:01.720 just

00:03:02.360 you already know they they the stones man they're gonna be rolling hard

00:03:05.920 so it was six six black sedans

00:03:08.700 pulled in behind the police cars

00:03:11.020 and just like came to a halt

00:03:12.780 and the drivers all got out like

00:03:14.580 just at the same time opened the doors and there they were they just walked directly on the stage

00:03:19.120 did a quick sound check and right back out to the cars and hauled ass out of there

00:03:22.940 and what kind of cars were they like ubers or something or was it like a fancy car

00:03:27.020 and you know

00:03:28.700 that that uber elite

00:03:30.340 oh wow

00:03:31.740 i don't know some mercedes though they were fresh

00:03:35.220 and they all got out of different cars each one of the stones

00:03:38.200 yeah just one per car

00:03:39.820 wow

00:03:41.260 and did they look at you or could they did they could you see them did they look

00:03:46.260 i mean yeah they were 10 feet from us when they got out but

00:03:49.220 i don't know they just seemed like they were there to do their shit

00:03:51.620 you know they just walked right on stage

00:03:53.260 and owned it

00:03:55.120 and i'll tell you what dude they are

00:03:56.880 surprisingly like even just watching their show man

00:03:59.380 they still get it dog that was i mean an amazing rock and roll show

00:04:02.680 just for doing it for so long i mean

00:04:04.840 there's the passion still there which is

00:04:06.840 i guess what we all hope to achieve you know

00:04:09.020 and the careers we kick or whatever

00:04:10.980 yeah i bet it was very i bet so that i can imagine is very inspiring

00:04:14.660 is just to see that and be like wow

00:04:16.660 oh i know

00:04:17.820 exactly

00:04:18.740 you know then after our set we got to uh

00:04:21.680 it was pretty neat

00:04:22.740 they led us

00:04:23.420 back to their green room

00:04:24.960 and we got to kind of talk to them all for a while

00:04:27.040 and

00:04:27.300 you know take some pictures

00:04:28.760 and

00:04:29.140 just kind of hang out

00:04:31.040 and uh

00:04:31.660 you know it was really cool man

00:04:33.140 i walked up on my drums

00:04:34.440 before the show

00:04:35.460 this is earlier in the day

00:04:36.840 then charlie watts the drummer

00:04:38.700 is standing there like tapping my drum heads

00:04:40.780 just talking about

00:04:41.980 how he loved my kit

00:04:43.480 because it's an old vintage

00:04:44.400 you know rogers kit from the 60s

00:04:46.280 and

00:04:46.420 he recognized that

00:04:47.800 and uh

00:04:48.460 that was the first experience i had with any of them

00:04:50.880 in person

00:04:51.380 and it was just like

00:04:52.280 holy shit

00:04:53.260 you know

00:04:54.140 one of the most legendary

00:04:55.920 rock and roll drummers

00:04:57.700 just like

00:04:58.500 i don't know

00:04:58.940 came up to my kit

00:04:59.840 and was

00:05:00.120 and graced it with his presence even

00:05:02.340 oh yeah dude

00:05:03.720 that's like

00:05:04.200 that's like if i walked up and

00:05:05.580 you know george carlin was uh

00:05:08.220 you know

00:05:09.900 touching my girlfriend's tits

00:05:11.680 or something

00:05:12.140 you know

00:05:12.460 i'd be like

00:05:13.000 hey

00:05:13.340 just graced by the presence

00:05:14.680 let me grace these titties real quick

00:05:17.840 hold up

00:05:18.540 or if i walked up

00:05:19.840 and he was just doing my laundry

00:05:21.220 or something

00:05:21.720 i mean that

00:05:22.000 that's crazy

00:05:23.420 and did you know it was him

00:05:24.720 when you walked up

00:05:25.640 oh yeah

00:05:27.440 oh yeah

00:05:27.820 they're

00:05:28.120 they're i mean

00:05:28.720 and just ingrained

00:05:30.680 i mean their household names

00:05:31.880 i mean i know exactly

00:05:32.600 you know i was like

00:05:33.180 holy shit

00:05:33.840 well dude what's funny is

00:05:35.800 your dad told me about the stones

00:05:37.020 dude

00:05:37.160 i look i mean

00:05:38.100 obviously was sheltered from music

00:05:39.740 my mother used to make us listen

00:05:40.920 to brian adams

00:05:41.940 when we

00:05:43.040 when we would clean the house

00:05:44.520 dude everything i do

00:05:45.740 i do it for you

00:05:47.800 remember that one

00:05:48.640 come on

00:05:50.960 that was a hit boy

00:05:52.120 yeah man

00:05:52.780 that was a hit

00:05:54.040 and uh

00:05:55.240 and then i remember your dad's like

00:05:57.240 the rolling stones

00:05:58.080 and i'm like

00:05:58.680 i've never heard of them

00:05:59.960 he's like you've never heard of the rolling stones

00:06:02.440 he's like you've never heard of the rolling stones

00:06:05.380 and i hadn't man

00:06:07.100 so i know man

00:06:09.300 uh

00:06:09.920 i'm just so proud of you man

00:06:11.340 congratulations bro

00:06:12.260 i'm so happy for you just

00:06:13.420 and i know everybody at this past weekend man

00:06:15.700 i know everybody just loves you know

00:06:17.280 uh bishop gunn and

00:06:18.440 and

00:06:19.080 oh dude gang gang man

00:06:20.480 i'll tell you what

00:06:21.160 all those guys

00:06:22.580 man everybody

00:06:23.180 this past weekend

00:06:24.200 they are

00:06:24.620 at every show

00:06:25.880 you know i'll be

00:06:26.880 we'll be walking on stage

00:06:28.280 you'll just hear a whole plethora

00:06:29.580 gang gang

00:06:30.380 it's just like

00:06:32.160 come on dude

00:06:32.880 that's badass man

00:06:33.900 we definitely appreciate that love man

00:06:35.620 it's uh

00:06:36.200 helped us

00:06:37.160 more than you know brother

00:06:38.360 oh man

00:06:39.200 well it's funny man

00:06:40.620 it's funny how the love always wins

00:06:42.280 you know

00:06:42.620 it's like

00:06:43.200 you know uh

00:06:45.380 i mean it's from top to bottom

00:06:47.040 your dad introduced me to the stones

00:06:48.440 your dad helped me out when i needed it

00:06:50.260 um

00:06:51.140 you know

00:06:52.060 you and i become friends

00:06:53.500 and here you are

00:06:54.640 opening up for them

00:06:55.700 and uh

00:06:56.960 and we all love your music man

00:06:59.000 and just

00:06:59.360 thank you guys man

00:07:00.640 tell travis and everybody

00:07:01.760 we said hey

00:07:02.480 oh i sure will

00:07:04.000 no doubt

00:07:04.780 and uh

00:07:05.720 i gotta go

00:07:06.340 because i'm gonna listen

00:07:07.380 a little bit of bishop gunn

00:07:08.360 while i start this episode baby

00:07:09.800 all right

00:07:10.940 come on get it

00:07:11.720 come on

00:07:12.300 anything you want hit it

00:07:13.580 dog

00:07:13.780 it's the name of the tour

00:07:14.480 we're on right now

00:07:15.320 anything you want

00:07:16.140 is y'all's tour right now

00:07:17.180 that's the name of it

00:07:18.280 and that's the second song

00:07:19.120 on the album

00:07:19.580 i love it

00:07:20.620 i wonder if

00:07:21.020 i don't know if we ever

00:07:21.720 played that one

00:07:22.420 i don't think you have man

00:07:23.960 it's a fresh hitter

00:07:25.180 show it to him

00:07:26.340 show it to him

00:07:27.040 okay i'll put it out

00:07:28.160 right here boy

00:07:28.940 we'll start off with

00:07:30.040 some anything you want

00:07:31.060 with that fresh hitter

00:07:32.600 right here

00:07:33.580 gang gang baby

00:07:35.300 be good man

00:07:36.280 love you bro

00:07:37.000 all right love you bro

00:07:38.020 all right man

00:07:38.440 i'm proud of you man

00:07:39.040 be good bye bye

00:07:40.060 anything you want

00:07:52.420 they can spot you

00:08:04.480 high heel shoes

00:08:05.400 out so blue

00:08:06.120 shouting from a mile away

00:08:07.680 every night

00:08:12.800 looking so right

00:08:13.640 trust so tight

00:08:14.600 sell it

00:08:15.160 make them

00:08:15.760 hey

00:08:16.440 keeping time on your wrist

00:08:21.400 checking that list

00:08:22.200 looking to assist

00:08:23.000 with another man's

00:08:23.900 foul to see

00:08:24.840 so you take another

00:08:29.660 joke

00:08:29.980 line into a coat

00:08:30.800 do it till you're broke

00:08:31.600 to escape reality

00:08:33.140 i can hear you saying

00:08:37.760 that's quite a hold

00:08:40.400 you got on me

00:08:42.300 don't make me spend

00:08:44.360 all night alone

00:08:46.300 if you'll just give me

00:08:49.100 what i need

00:08:50.980 you could have anything

00:08:53.560 you want

00:08:56.540 man

00:09:03.000 you could have

00:09:06.660 anything you

00:09:08.100 want

00:09:08.900 that's bishop gun

00:09:11.480 uh that's burn sharp

00:09:13.440 and they just

00:09:14.800 i mean they got to

00:09:17.000 open up for the

00:09:17.960 rolling stones

00:09:19.780 and i'll be honest

00:09:21.900 look you talking to a

00:09:22.940 guy right here

00:09:23.820 i would rather

00:09:26.220 probably

00:09:26.800 you know

00:09:27.760 don't tell anybody

00:09:28.720 i'd rather hear a

00:09:29.500 little bit of goo goo

00:09:30.240 dolls and maybe some

00:09:31.520 uh little boosy

00:09:32.720 badass

00:09:33.200 but you know

00:09:35.780 um

00:09:36.640 but just that they

00:09:38.640 got to do it

00:09:39.500 that they got to

00:09:40.860 live a dream

00:09:41.460 to walk out on a

00:09:42.500 stage

00:09:43.160 in front of

00:09:45.180 50 40 70

00:09:46.500 thousand people

00:09:47.840 and just

00:09:50.400 that's wild man

00:09:54.700 that's cool

00:09:55.760 and you can still

00:09:56.240 hear it in his

00:09:56.680 voice how pumped up

00:09:57.740 he is you know

00:09:58.680 and

00:09:58.880 and uh

00:10:00.420 and just it's so

00:10:01.840 cool man

00:10:02.360 you know that

00:10:02.980 that so many people

00:10:04.020 that listen to this

00:10:05.100 podcast and

00:10:06.180 and just how much a

00:10:07.320 lot of us love

00:10:08.000 their music

00:10:08.440 now i'm sure

00:10:09.160 there's a lot of

00:10:10.100 people out there

00:10:10.900 who i put on

00:10:13.140 bishop gun man

00:10:14.080 and they're like

00:10:14.640 fuck he's playing

00:10:15.980 this song again

00:10:16.840 but um

00:10:18.420 but man

00:10:19.660 just cool to be a

00:10:21.340 part of somebody's

00:10:22.020 dream for a second

00:10:22.680 and then also the

00:10:24.060 the wild thing

00:10:25.260 for me is

00:10:26.780 you know and i've

00:10:28.660 talked about this

00:10:29.220 before uh

00:10:30.040 that was the drummer

00:10:31.220 burned sharp from

00:10:32.160 bishop gun and

00:10:32.940 and um

00:10:34.500 and that's the good

00:10:35.920 man that's the good

00:10:37.100 right there

00:10:37.700 you know and his

00:10:39.320 dad you know

00:10:40.240 you know

00:10:41.360 gave me work when i

00:10:42.760 needed it

00:10:43.320 let me work on their

00:10:44.780 farm let me live with

00:10:45.780 them for a bit and

00:10:46.700 and he was good to

00:10:48.480 me man and his

00:10:49.120 father passed away

00:10:50.100 and and his dad

00:10:51.620 introduced me to

00:10:52.560 the rolling stones

00:10:53.440 and his dad liked to

00:10:56.140 play the instruments

00:10:56.840 and do and do uh

00:10:58.040 drumming and music

00:10:58.960 and and here he is

00:11:01.680 his son getting to

00:11:03.020 live that dream

00:11:04.800 and live that life

00:11:06.020 and and just have

00:11:07.700 that experience

00:11:08.620 you know and

00:11:10.240 sometimes

00:11:10.720 you know

00:11:12.740 our fathers are our

00:11:15.660 our mothers are

00:11:16.840 somebody before us

00:11:18.780 has to take

00:11:19.460 they have to

00:11:21.440 kind of take an

00:11:23.140 L or they have

00:11:23.920 to do a lot of

00:11:24.700 the labor

00:11:25.640 so that the next

00:11:27.220 generation

00:11:27.860 can live a dream

00:11:29.620 you see it in a lot

00:11:32.840 of places

00:11:33.220 some family

00:11:33.900 you know somebody

00:11:34.460 has to come to a

00:11:35.640 certain

00:11:35.960 you know some

00:11:37.180 families have come

00:11:37.840 to america and

00:11:38.740 the first generation

00:11:39.680 they have to

00:11:40.300 you know work 50-60

00:11:42.200 hours a week and

00:11:43.160 slave away and

00:11:44.180 but then the

00:11:45.420 second generation

00:11:46.260 they get to have

00:11:47.020 maybe a different

00:11:47.680 opportunity or or

00:11:49.100 live a dream

00:11:49.940 and it's funny to

00:11:55.200 think of all like

00:11:56.380 that when we

00:11:57.380 when we get to

00:11:59.080 have an achievement

00:11:59.740 or a dream that

00:12:00.740 if we really think

00:12:03.640 about our ancestors

00:12:04.500 and stuff like

00:12:05.440 like we get to do

00:12:08.160 that for a lot of

00:12:09.280 not just for

00:12:09.920 ourselves but just

00:12:11.140 for the stacks

00:12:13.020 of history that

00:12:15.520 are within us

00:12:16.760 you know for our

00:12:19.080 grandmother our

00:12:19.880 grandfather for our

00:12:21.060 parent great

00:12:22.320 grandparent

00:12:23.080 you know any of

00:12:26.340 them who ever went

00:12:27.080 an extra day at

00:12:27.880 work and said man

00:12:28.620 I'm gonna do a

00:12:29.120 little extra

00:12:29.760 I'm gonna I'm not

00:12:31.300 gonna give up today

00:12:32.080 I'm gonna get this

00:12:32.800 done so that my

00:12:33.660 son or my

00:12:34.400 grandchild could

00:12:36.440 live a dream

00:12:37.280 and that's pretty

00:12:39.880 it's just interesting

00:12:41.520 because his father

00:12:42.140 played music and he

00:12:43.080 didn't you know and

00:12:43.680 he tried and he you

00:12:44.920 know battled with

00:12:45.520 addiction and he

00:12:46.300 didn't he didn't

00:12:48.580 figure it out but he

00:12:49.760 loved his kids and

00:12:50.920 there were instruments

00:12:51.980 around the house and

00:12:53.720 so his son grew up

00:12:54.960 to be a drummer and

00:12:58.180 now here he is

00:12:59.160 getting to open up

00:13:00.020 for his father's

00:13:02.220 favorite band the

00:13:02.880 Rolling Stones it's

00:13:03.700 just you know life is

00:13:05.500 doing its thing as

00:13:06.280 well while we're

00:13:07.460 doing ours so but

00:13:10.720 that was the good

00:13:11.560 man I wanted to

00:13:12.240 just share that

00:13:12.900 experience uh you

00:13:15.880 know and I'm so

00:13:16.340 proud I'm so proud

00:13:17.160 of that kid I'm so

00:13:17.940 proud of uh burn

00:13:18.900 you know um and

00:13:22.380 and if you haven't

00:13:23.680 seen him look I

00:13:24.260 swear to god bro I

00:13:26.880 get thrown a lot of

00:13:28.140 shitty music dude

00:13:29.060 there's dudes one

00:13:31.060 guy sent me a whole

00:13:31.900 album it's just him

00:13:32.720 and his mother fist

00:13:33.600 fight over a

00:13:36.040 salisbury state

00:13:37.040 like what the

00:13:37.900 fuck is this I

00:13:38.580 mean look I liked

00:13:39.340 it a little bit but

00:13:40.320 you know after the

00:13:42.220 third track you're

00:13:43.120 like damn y'all need

00:13:44.760 to go to neutral

00:13:45.640 corners y'all need to

00:13:48.560 go to neutral corners

00:13:49.740 because y'all ain't

00:13:53.100 coming to real

00:13:53.540 conclusions about this

00:13:54.560 meet um but just

00:13:59.680 really man it's nice

00:14:00.580 to know that uh over

00:14:02.280 the weekend maybe you

00:14:03.160 or I didn't have the

00:14:03.880 greatest weekend or we

00:14:04.780 had this type of

00:14:05.540 weekend but somebody

00:14:06.460 somewhere is living

00:14:07.200 out their dream

00:14:07.880 they're living out a

00:14:08.660 moment that to them

00:14:10.060 is very amazing and

00:14:11.500 then the following

00:14:12.640 weekend it'll be our

00:14:13.500 turn or it'll be

00:14:14.360 somebody else's turn

00:14:15.480 and um and uh and

00:14:18.400 we take turns uh I

00:14:20.900 want to thank everybody

00:14:21.500 that came out of San

00:14:22.220 Francisco we did our

00:14:24.440 best they had mice in

00:14:25.400 the club and they had

00:14:27.980 mice in the club if

00:14:31.760 you've been to Cobbs

00:14:32.920 and if your waiter is

00:14:34.520 really little see if

00:14:36.480 they got a tail because

00:14:37.380 they got mice at the

00:14:38.300 club every time I

00:14:41.140 turned around I was

00:14:41.840 like what is that and

00:14:44.340 I thought it was the

00:14:45.040 government maybe

00:14:45.780 eavesdropping with

00:14:46.720 little creatures but

00:14:47.720 these were natural

00:14:48.780 mice because I lifted a

00:14:49.860 couple of them up and

00:14:51.320 saw the genitals and

00:14:52.280 the government if

00:14:52.940 they're making like a

00:14:53.620 little listening mouse a

00:14:55.720 fake one you know just

00:14:58.060 a little bitty you know

00:14:59.480 a little squeak drone

00:15:00.700 then they won't put the

00:15:02.760 genitals on it but a

00:15:05.300 natural mouse one of

00:15:06.280 God's mouths they got

00:15:07.900 the junk boy you can

00:15:08.840 see that little header

00:15:09.600 on it that little skeet

00:15:11.960 dealer or that little

00:15:14.060 love you know that

00:15:14.900 little ivory maker and

00:15:16.340 you can say okay well

00:15:17.200 this is a real this is a

00:15:19.240 real mouse this is a

00:15:20.160 city mouse and they

00:15:23.480 had really they

00:15:24.540 definitely got mice in

00:15:25.440 the club but great great

00:15:26.900 people there but we

00:15:30.020 had a rough experience

00:15:30.920 I'm gonna tell you

00:15:31.700 what it was you know

00:15:33.720 and what it wasn't and

00:15:35.760 so that's where we'll

00:15:36.560 get into the bad the

00:15:40.080 single mom so we like

00:15:41.140 to have single moms come

00:15:42.060 out and you know and

00:15:44.540 I want to thank everybody

00:15:45.640 on patreon and just

00:15:46.540 everybody listens to the

00:15:47.360 podcast you know and I

00:15:50.340 you know and I never

00:15:53.940 when I was young I

00:15:55.400 always wanted to help my

00:15:56.220 mother out and I could

00:15:56.900 not you know I

00:15:58.380 couldn't do it I

00:15:59.020 wasn't I didn't have

00:16:00.620 the means and so that's

00:16:01.980 why we do the single

00:16:02.820 mom stuff is just so we

00:16:06.880 can climb a little bit

00:16:09.640 back up the ladder of

00:16:10.620 time and try to help a

00:16:14.260 little bit or do

00:16:15.560 something you know do

00:16:18.420 something nice that's

00:16:19.740 what we do it for so we

00:16:22.060 had a single mom that

00:16:22.900 came out and she really

00:16:25.820 took advantage of the

00:16:26.580 situation you know she

00:16:29.100 you know ran up a huge

00:16:31.380 tab at dinner and mostly

00:16:33.780 on alcohol and then they

00:16:36.460 came to the club the

00:16:38.360 comedy show and and they

00:16:44.140 her and her friend they

00:16:46.040 you know they bought like

00:16:48.240 they ordered like a bottle

00:16:49.300 of champagne or something at

00:16:50.340 the club they left halfway

00:16:52.160 through the show they told

00:16:53.640 the management that I was

00:16:54.640 racist and they left and

00:16:57.560 and took the liquor with

00:16:58.740 them out into the street so

00:17:01.320 I just want to investigate

00:17:02.220 what happened because you

00:17:03.600 know I wasn't there and

00:17:04.640 that's what I've heard I

00:17:06.140 mean I was there but I

00:17:07.300 wasn't you know I was on

00:17:08.400 stage and I wasn't able to

00:17:10.040 meet up with the mother

00:17:10.800 before the show so we had a

00:17:13.840 caller that called in and

00:17:15.080 recommended her so I'm gonna

00:17:16.680 call this cat right now

00:17:18.180 because honestly at first I

00:17:20.080 was really mad I'm like oh

00:17:21.220 this bitch out here that

00:17:23.100 was my first thought

00:17:23.860 honestly it made me mad

00:17:26.280 you know I just felt like

00:17:29.020 this lady that took

00:17:29.680 advantage of us so let me

00:17:34.080 give this fella a call and

00:17:35.280 see what's going on because

00:17:36.460 this is the guy that

00:17:37.220 nominated her

00:17:38.520 this is Michael that

00:17:50.320 nominated the single

00:17:52.420 one that I just want to

00:17:53.060 know

00:17:53.520 yo yo yo hello hey

00:18:01.180 Michael yes hey what up

00:18:03.800 man this is Theo oh what up

00:18:06.060 Greg King how's it going

00:18:07.100 gang gang bro nice to

00:18:09.140 nice to hear your voice

00:18:10.000 today how are you

00:18:10.900 doing all right doing

00:18:12.460 all right just at work on

00:18:13.660 lunch for a chillin out

00:18:14.880 how's your day man oh you

00:18:16.080 having a little bit of

00:18:16.800 lunch what do you like to

00:18:17.680 have for lunch I like to

00:18:18.660 have Jimmy John you like

00:18:20.900 that Jimmy John's I got

00:18:21.960 one of the microwavable

00:18:22.800 smart ones oh you got that

00:18:24.980 little smart bowl huh oh

00:18:27.200 yeah with the chicken and

00:18:29.120 the noodles and the cream

00:18:30.440 oh yeah I like it man well

00:18:35.140 uh yeah thanks for letting

00:18:36.240 me chop into your lunch

00:18:37.340 break real quick yeah we

00:18:38.660 had you know we we've we

00:18:40.300 tried to do the single

00:18:40.980 mom's night out with the

00:18:41.960 comedy show and this one

00:18:43.640 was a disaster apparently

00:18:44.920 do you know anything about

00:18:47.200 it no I mean the only thing

00:18:49.580 I really heard was that

00:18:50.680 like you were tired and

00:18:51.620 stuff so like it didn't

00:18:52.460 necessarily happen the way

00:18:53.460 it would I guess normally

00:18:54.380 happen otherwise I mean I

00:18:55.740 just heard you weren't

00:18:56.240 feeling well yeah I was just

00:18:57.980 under a lot of stress and

00:18:59.200 so I just needed to try and

00:19:00.220 get some rest in the

00:19:01.040 afternoon um but yeah the

00:19:03.360 mom I guess they went to

00:19:04.340 the restaurant and they

00:19:05.400 ran up like a huge tab like

00:19:07.000 you know we give them

00:19:07.940 like $150 and they spent

00:19:09.540 like $400 they bought a

00:19:10.980 bunch of alcohol uh then

00:19:13.600 for real yeah and then

00:19:15.360 they showed up at the

00:19:16.060 comedy club and and uh

00:19:18.680 bought a bottle of

00:19:19.960 alcohol which I didn't

00:19:20.940 know you could do at a

00:19:21.760 comedy club and left and

00:19:23.700 ran and then ran out with

00:19:25.040 it they told the management

00:19:25.920 that I was racist and they

00:19:28.000 uh and they left out of

00:19:30.080 the club uh with the

00:19:31.100 liquor and um and so yeah

00:19:34.000 they just ran up like a

00:19:34.760 $400 tab at dinner and uh

00:19:36.640 and yeah I don't know man

00:19:39.740 this shit it made me mad

00:19:40.900 maybe maybe kind of hurt my

00:19:42.240 feelings a little bit I

00:19:43.720 just wanted to know why

00:19:45.220 hell yeah dude I mean

00:19:45.880 because you nominated this

00:19:47.020 lady yeah no I mean like

00:19:49.120 again like I I I know I

00:19:51.780 just she didn't tell me

00:19:52.480 anything about that like I

00:19:53.540 mean like I thought it was

00:19:54.320 kind of weird that she

00:19:55.080 didn't like hit me back up

00:19:56.660 because I was like oh

00:19:57.220 what's going on with the

00:19:58.080 day blah blah and I hear

00:19:59.100 anything the next day I

00:20:00.020 hit her up and then that's

00:20:00.840 when she replied she's like

00:20:01.480 oh it wasn't feeling well

00:20:02.500 you know when we saw the

00:20:04.060 set like it seemed like

00:20:04.900 everything was fine I

00:20:06.780 had no I didn't hear

00:20:07.500 anything about any of this

00:20:08.540 shit oh okay well what

00:20:10.340 kind of lady is she because

00:20:11.640 yeah I mean it really kind

00:20:12.780 of uh well I mean at first I

00:20:16.060 was angry you know yeah oh

00:20:18.000 definitely but but I just

00:20:20.040 want to know who she is and

00:20:21.180 why did you think or what

00:20:22.520 made you think or maybe you

00:20:24.140 don't know her that well I

00:20:25.340 just wanted to get a read on

00:20:26.840 you before on her no I mean

00:20:29.140 that's that's exactly what

00:20:30.660 it's starting to seem like

00:20:31.480 no um I guess like I mean

00:20:33.720 like I told Nick I mean

00:20:34.760 she's been my mom's like

00:20:36.780 best friend pretty much I

00:20:38.100 mean they'll see you know

00:20:38.900 there's all they she had

00:20:39.960 she went off and had like

00:20:41.320 her you know whole life and

00:20:43.040 all that but like she's

00:20:44.440 married got kids seems like

00:20:45.580 she's like she's a

00:20:46.580 psychologist type person

00:20:47.780 like she helps she's

00:20:49.320 married like the VA she

00:20:50.900 was was married she was

00:20:52.000 married divorce and all

00:20:52.780 stuff okay but um and

00:20:54.700 and like she like you know

00:20:55.860 it seemed like she like

00:20:56.880 adopted like her niece

00:20:58.100 because because the house

00:20:59.580 that the her brother or

00:21:01.120 something was like super

00:21:02.240 weird or creepy or something

00:21:04.120 so she adopted him her

00:21:05.380 from him and all like

00:21:06.320 there's been like a lot of

00:21:07.120 stuff so you know her

00:21:08.300 though well yeah I mean

00:21:10.060 like she'll be at her

00:21:10.740 house for like a week

00:21:11.820 okay so you know the

00:21:12.860 lady it's not a lady you

00:21:13.700 do not know that was what

00:21:14.900 I'm saying oh no no no

00:21:16.280 no I feel something I had

00:21:17.060 no idea about no I would

00:21:18.280 never I mean I honestly

00:21:19.580 didn't even think that you

00:21:20.640 should be picked it was

00:21:21.620 one of those things where

00:21:22.200 it's just like you said

00:21:22.880 oh we're gonna be in San

00:21:23.520 Francisco and I was

00:21:24.320 like oh well I'm in

00:21:25.240 right and then she let me

00:21:26.660 stay in her house like she

00:21:27.680 was out of town doing

00:21:28.760 something else I see and

00:21:30.060 is she going through a

00:21:30.740 tough time or something do

00:21:31.800 you know anything else

00:21:32.460 about her because I'm

00:21:33.140 gonna call her I just

00:21:33.860 want to know who she is

00:21:34.780 before I give a buzz yeah

00:21:37.220 um and apparently she's

00:21:38.540 ducked all of our calls

00:21:39.420 since then but yeah I

00:21:40.920 mean from everything I

00:21:41.680 learned from the

00:21:42.160 management of the comedy

00:21:43.560 club uh to the restaurant

00:21:45.040 that she was just a

00:21:45.860 nightmare um and she ran

00:21:48.040 up a four hundred dollar

00:21:48.860 tab at a small restaurant

00:21:50.140 um yeah no that's what the

00:21:52.800 fuck she bought a bottle of

00:21:54.360 yeah like two hundred

00:21:55.200 and sixty dollar champagne

00:21:56.220 like you know I'm all

00:21:57.580 about like uh it just kind

00:21:59.240 of goes against what we do

00:22:00.540 so I just wondered you

00:22:01.700 know I was just trying to

00:22:02.300 see if there was a reason

00:22:03.240 that this is the lady that

00:22:04.360 you would submit because

00:22:05.480 then it makes me wonder

00:22:06.160 well well who would submit

00:22:07.620 somebody like this who

00:22:08.740 doesn't seem yeah no no no

00:22:10.700 no um no I I'll try to

00:22:13.920 call her too but I mean I

00:22:14.780 talked to her like I said

00:22:15.600 I talked to her like I've

00:22:16.980 known her my whole life like

00:22:18.080 it's one of those things

00:22:18.620 where I I like I said I

00:22:20.080 literally like it thought

00:22:21.000 it was kind of weird that I

00:22:21.780 didn't hear back from her

00:22:22.640 but I figured maybe she

00:22:23.460 had a good time cool got

00:22:24.600 a little you know I

00:22:25.360 figured it's one of those

00:22:25.880 things where you know

00:22:26.700 maybe you know she's you

00:22:27.900 know she's an older lady

00:22:28.700 so you know she's like not

00:22:30.040 older I think she's but

00:22:31.420 you know it's one of the

00:22:31.800 things that sounds vague

00:22:32.540 she's older she's not

00:22:33.420 older what is she no she's

00:22:36.660 she's in her like 40s like

00:22:37.680 I mean like she's not old

00:22:39.160 like compared to like you

00:22:40.140 almost like 26 right but um

00:22:42.540 no no I literally like I've

00:22:43.820 known this lady my whole life

00:22:44.820 I literally had no idea she

00:22:46.220 I I mean I thought it was

00:22:47.880 weird I legit like I'm

00:22:49.020 being real with you I

00:22:49.680 thought it was weird that

00:22:50.620 I didn't hear from her okay

00:22:51.560 well cool I appreciate it

00:22:52.960 man well look here's the

00:22:54.140 only thing man um thank you

00:22:56.120 for nominating her I

00:22:56.820 appreciate you trying to

00:22:57.680 make the effort you know

00:22:59.180 um obviously you didn't

00:23:01.020 know that it was going to

00:23:01.580 be like this we've just

00:23:02.360 never had this experience at

00:23:03.660 all um and uh I'm not

00:23:07.960 surprised anything sketchy

00:23:09.100 from her not surprised that

00:23:10.460 she's that she's single at

00:23:12.080 all uh but just don't

00:23:13.760 nominate anybody else okay

00:23:15.060 definitely and I I'm so

00:23:17.920 sorry man like legit like I'm

00:23:19.380 into like yeah no I know

00:23:20.560 you are it's not your

00:23:21.320 issue look some of it is I'm

00:23:22.720 not I don't know how to

00:23:23.300 deal with the you know like

00:23:24.460 this shit just kind of made

00:23:25.320 me mad it made me like

00:23:26.340 think because my first

00:23:27.320 thoughts are I don't want

00:23:27.900 to do this anymore you know

00:23:29.600 like um oh Jesus but that

00:23:32.020 doesn't help you know but

00:23:33.020 yeah she uh yeah I mean she

00:23:35.380 really she offended people at

00:23:36.500 the comedy club the manager

00:23:37.540 sent me a um a letter I

00:23:39.940 mean if she didn't want to

00:23:40.760 go I don't know why she

00:23:41.460 wouldn't have just at least

00:23:42.240 said hey that's really cool

00:23:43.420 but no thanks yeah I don't

00:23:44.820 know I mean I just don't

00:23:45.960 know she sounds I mean I

00:23:48.260 don't know her that does

00:23:49.840 not start with the person

00:23:50.500 I know but of course I'm

00:23:51.960 sure every you know

00:23:52.600 everybody's different like

00:23:53.700 as far as like the way

00:23:54.500 they act with like people

00:23:55.300 they know versus how they

00:23:56.320 act out in the rest of the

00:23:57.140 world 100% but thanks for

00:23:59.180 nominating her man I

00:24:00.040 appreciate it I'm gonna

00:24:00.800 jump off the line but uh

00:24:02.100 I appreciate it man I

00:24:03.360 know you had best interest

00:24:04.180 and we did as well um but

00:24:06.560 yeah just just don't let's

00:24:09.300 do not nominate anybody

00:24:10.260 else is that okay definitely

00:24:12.320 no I definitely won't like

00:24:13.780 again it was one of those

00:24:14.440 things where I was you

00:24:15.520 said that we're gonna be

00:24:16.200 in Frisco I knew

00:24:17.360 somebody you know I like

00:24:18.640 I said I stayed at the

00:24:19.400 lady's house like a whole

00:24:20.160 week like she let me like

00:24:21.200 walk me with her right

00:24:22.260 yeah you told me that

00:24:22.960 crazy yeah yeah it was

00:24:24.280 one of those things where

00:24:24.880 I just I legit thought that

00:24:26.900 she was a legit person I

00:24:28.220 when she may be I'm gonna

00:24:29.800 give her a buzz and see

00:24:30.640 what's going on with her I

00:24:31.620 mean she's ducked all the

00:24:32.820 calls so at this point I

00:24:34.040 don't know why you know I

00:24:36.400 just I can't get a read on

00:24:37.680 her and I don't know what's

00:24:39.100 going on but no and like

00:24:41.120 I'm a huge fan man like

00:24:42.080 this is like I'm legit I'm

00:24:43.800 fucking upset well yeah I

00:24:44.940 appreciate it man I

00:24:45.780 appreciate you you know

00:24:46.560 there's no there's no

00:24:47.620 part of it is I'm not I'm

00:24:49.220 angry a little bit and I'm

00:24:50.220 not handling it very well

00:24:51.420 you know I've had a

00:24:52.140 stressful week and just I've

00:24:53.780 just been stressed out and

00:24:54.780 just uh you know we wanted

00:24:56.360 to do something nice and you

00:24:57.520 know that and that's why you

00:24:58.600 submitted her and just uh

00:25:00.340 exactly because she's the

00:25:01.060 only thing I've ever known

00:25:01.840 her for my entire life is

00:25:02.900 being nice like I

00:25:03.900 literally like had I

00:25:05.000 know she just had a bad

00:25:05.820 experience

00:25:06.220 yeah they just said she

00:25:08.420 came in drunk and that she

00:25:09.600 was rude and that she uh

00:25:11.320 you know then that she

00:25:12.920 left with a bottle of

00:25:14.020 alcohol which is they said

00:25:15.380 no one's ever done that

00:25:16.160 from the club but anyway

00:25:17.760 man it's not your issue

00:25:18.940 but I did want to let you

00:25:20.420 know that um that she took

00:25:22.760 advantage of your kindness

00:25:23.740 you know and uh yeah and I

00:25:25.920 appreciate you listening and

00:25:27.280 I appreciate you nominating

00:25:28.240 her and and I'm sorry if I'm

00:25:29.780 if I'm seeming a little

00:25:30.520 angsty I've just had a

00:25:31.480 tough uh a little bit of a

00:25:32.520 tough week but no I'm gonna

00:25:34.320 give her a call now and see

00:25:35.340 what's up but um all right

00:25:36.920 well I mean hopefully if

00:25:37.980 you're able to get a hold of

00:25:38.800 her I mean hopefully she can

00:25:39.840 at least explain herself or

00:25:40.800 maybe you know maybe when she

00:25:41.760 gets wasted she's a

00:25:42.960 complete asshole I have no

00:25:44.340 idea yeah but I I do

00:25:46.100 apologize man I'm really

00:25:47.080 sorry that's okay man I

00:25:48.220 appreciate you submitting

00:25:48.900 her man I really do and uh

00:25:50.100 and I appreciate you uh you

00:25:51.220 know trying to be a part of

00:25:52.200 uh of just something cool

00:25:53.440 and and we all you know we

00:25:55.080 did our best and I know you

00:25:56.400 did too and uh oh yeah and

00:25:58.040 I love you bro have a good

00:25:59.240 day all right I love you

00:26:00.540 too man have a good day and

00:26:01.560 I'm so sorry about that I

00:26:02.820 won't all right all right

00:26:04.280 all right let's see if we

00:26:08.160 can call this lady up

00:26:10.160 your call has been forwarded

00:26:28.020 to an automated voice

00:26:29.020 messaging system the mailbox

00:26:31.380 is full and cannot accept any

00:26:32.920 messages at this time goodbye

00:26:34.540 well there you go so that's

00:26:39.320 that but yeah so it was just

00:26:42.100 kind of a nightmare and uh I

00:26:45.060 felt a little bad I kind of

00:26:45.900 took it out on that dude a

00:26:46.820 little bit man but it's

00:26:47.960 nobody's fault it's the lady's

00:26:49.240 fault it's the lady's fault and

00:26:52.200 then I get upset sometimes I

00:26:53.200 want to blame other people but

00:26:54.520 it's that lady's fault man but

00:26:56.940 yeah it just put like a damper on

00:26:59.400 the weekend a little bit you know

00:27:01.360 but outside of that uh San

00:27:03.980 Francisco was great man it was

00:27:06.540 great dude it's so beautiful

00:27:07.800 there dude it's like the city

00:27:12.880 first of all you really have to

00:27:15.480 be an outdoors person to do San

00:27:17.460 Francisco they got uphill they got

00:27:19.380 downhill they got uphill or down

00:27:22.800 dude sometimes you don't even know

00:27:24.040 which way you're going you're just

00:27:24.980 like fucking somebody help me

00:27:26.400 there's people going by Chinese

00:27:27.780 people and donkeys they got

00:27:29.880 everything they got you know

00:27:31.880 they got secret passages like

00:27:34.960 they got Sherpas it's they have

00:27:38.120 some serious hills going on in

00:27:39.860 that city you know they have some

00:27:41.560 serious hills going on in that

00:27:42.900 city um but it was beautiful I mean

00:27:45.780 it was just beautiful and yeah and

00:27:52.020 yes but yeah so the single mom thing

00:27:53.800 didn't make things cool man and just

00:27:56.060 the fact she told the management

00:27:57.200 that at the club I'm leaving

00:27:59.040 because he's racist she's wasted

00:28:00.620 you know they bought like it's not

00:28:04.640 and it's not about the money they

00:28:05.680 spend it's just that they I don't

00:28:07.240 know I guess I just felt a little

00:28:08.420 taken advantage of so um you know I

00:28:13.800 don't know I guess I'm just not

00:28:16.820 really processing it that as well as

00:28:18.620 I would like to um you know and my

00:28:23.800 first thought was like oh fuck it you

00:28:25.360 know I'm gonna get angry at

00:28:26.540 everybody um you know I called Nick

00:28:30.320 I called you know I'm like trying to

00:28:33.860 fit you know and then but in the end

00:28:35.960 it's just that lady chose to not be

00:28:40.560 cool and I don't know what's going on

00:28:42.760 with her maybe she's having a shitty

00:28:43.860 week maybe you know I could definitely

00:28:46.680 see probably why she's single if this

00:28:48.300 the kind of shit she does but um you

00:28:52.460 know I don't know maybe she just got

00:28:53.720 drunk uh who knows but that's that

00:28:59.000 man but how about Bishop Gunn dude you

00:29:02.340 know how about that um how about that

00:29:07.960 they did it they did it they're doing

00:29:12.160 it man they're doing it they're doing

00:29:14.520 it they're doing it that's that

00:29:19.060 Pittsburgh accent you only hear that in

00:29:20.700 Pittsburgh that's very Pittsburgh and

00:29:31.800 different place have different sounds you

00:29:33.540 know different place have different

00:29:35.840 sounds you got to think about that you

00:29:41.980 know this will sound you might get if

00:29:43.320 you're like in Norway you know

00:29:45.020 I don't know what that means but that's

00:29:51.600 like a Norwegian type of sound you know

00:29:54.240 that's maybe something from Idaho or

00:30:00.960 something see because the person said

00:30:02.160 potato in it but they got a lot of

00:30:04.840 different sounds out there and you can

00:30:07.740 hear them in different places what else

00:30:10.400 we got man uh let's take some calls that

00:30:13.060 came in you know we had uh they had a

00:30:15.180 young fellow last week he called in and

00:30:16.960 he knocked a gal up because he was

00:30:19.900 busting you know he's busting and here's

00:30:23.780 the thing I you know if you're gonna

00:30:25.900 ejaculate inside of another person you

00:30:31.840 can't be shocked if another person crawls

00:30:35.080 out of that person nine months later I

00:30:38.060 I mean here's the thing if you's about

00:30:41.480 to do ejaculation and I don't like to

00:30:43.700 say it that much but I'll say ejac if

00:30:46.260 you's about to do some ejac your body

00:30:48.900 gives you a couple warnings first your

00:30:52.600 body says a a a a a I'm a ejac in about

00:30:58.960 eight seconds so after that it's you got

00:31:04.000 eight seconds to get out the building

00:31:05.900 papa if you milling around loitering if

00:31:12.060 you are loitering inside of someone

00:31:14.600 else's body and you got the circle of

00:31:18.140 life lick what about to fire out of your

00:31:20.920 newts man you're done and there's nobody

00:31:24.680 to blame your your body gives you eight

00:31:29.260 full seconds dude eight seconds you

00:31:33.540 could I mean it's not an escape room

00:31:36.560 it's not like there's clues around you

00:31:38.260 know and you got to find this and that

00:31:40.700 you got eight seconds to get out of

00:31:43.800 somebody's body and it's very easy just

00:31:48.840 get out so I'm fired up today man that

00:31:55.660 anger that lady got me with that anger

00:31:57.320 you know just what a fucking bitch bro

00:32:03.520 honestly and if I had a damn missile I

00:32:08.260 would just if I had a spare missile I'd

00:32:11.840 throw it at that bitch man I really

00:32:14.380 really would and I know that's not very

00:32:17.020 becoming of me but I'll be dang bro if I

00:32:21.960 had like a little bitty dude if I if

00:32:24.400 somebody was throwing tear gas and I had a

00:32:26.180 gas mask and one extra I'd put one on and

00:32:31.520 then I just fucking wouldn't tell her

00:32:32.940 about the other one you feel me so that's

00:32:35.700 how I'm feeling right now keyed up dude if I

00:32:38.960 had 60 wishes I wouldn't fucking wish for

00:32:41.020 nothing for that lady and I guess I should

00:32:45.140 actually let me think about why I'm

00:32:46.600 actually upset because yeah my you know I

00:32:51.880 just my I get upset and I just want to

00:32:53.560 lash out I want to lash out everybody I

00:32:55.000 want to be upset at Nick you know why

00:32:57.160 didn't we screen this person you know

00:32:58.840 what don't we you know like I want to be

00:33:00.480 you know upset at myself for being

00:33:02.620 exhausted why didn't I you know make sure

00:33:04.780 to go meet them during the day instead of

00:33:06.740 just try to treat them to something

00:33:08.500 so I'm trying to think about what makes

00:33:16.280 me mad what why I'm really mad I mean

00:33:18.680 I'm just I'm just mad that somebody I'm

00:33:21.460 mad that I understand why people at some

00:33:23.300 point say oh you case you can't do

00:33:24.660 anything nice because somebody fucks it

00:33:27.060 up you know you can't you know you can't

00:33:31.240 put a water fountain in the park because

00:33:33.640 you know sudden you know somebody come

00:33:38.920 along and put on you know oleander in the

00:33:42.420 water or put dirty poison in the water

00:33:44.740 and somebody gets poisoned out and

00:33:49.200 somebody gets poisoned out you know

00:33:52.300 that's what so that was the thing I

00:33:53.540 think it that made me mad and then I

00:33:54.900 think it made me mad that I you know I

00:33:56.460 don't have all the time that I want to

00:33:57.600 have I won't I you know I wish I you

00:34:01.460 know I should have gone and met with the

00:34:02.820 woman in advance so then I could get a

00:34:04.760 feeling as to what's going on if I'm at

00:34:07.220 dinner with her then I can see okay well

00:34:09.220 she's drinking way too much this isn't

00:34:11.500 you know we shut it down so that's just

00:34:14.660 what it is bro but anyway I'm gonna get

00:34:17.420 off some of the serious stuff but um well

00:34:21.660 am I though because let's uh let's take

00:34:26.300 some calls though they came in for Will

00:34:27.660 because he uh decided to loiter around in

00:34:31.300 a woman's body for that last eight

00:34:33.120 seconds brother that ride that rodeo

00:34:36.360 Will and some some suggestions came in

00:34:38.640 for him first let's listen to uh exactly

00:34:40.860 what Will's um what Will called in about

00:34:43.620 and thank you so much for calling Will and

00:34:45.160 I'm sorry I'm a little keyed up today but

00:34:46.920 let's uh let's replay uh what Will was

00:34:49.820 struggling with I'm 22 and I feel pretty

00:34:53.320 lost in life man I got my 19 year old

00:34:56.660 girlfriend pregnant feeling pretty down

00:34:59.160 because sometimes I feel like she might

00:35:01.700 be better off without me she was she had

00:35:04.520 so much potential you know like she was

00:35:06.920 going to a really good school I was going

00:35:09.780 to get into pre-med all that all kind of

00:35:13.400 got thrown away because I got her pregnant

00:35:15.820 and I can't imagine that struggle and

00:35:19.000 actually man I applaud you for reaching

00:35:20.500 out and and and being willing to just

00:35:23.000 hear what other people have to say

00:35:24.340 you know and I don't have no I don't

00:35:27.080 have no child man if you look in my

00:35:28.900 pockets I got nothing in there no

00:35:30.340 children dude and uh or at my house or if

00:35:34.080 there is a child at my house he's he's

00:35:35.720 hiding I know that because sometimes I

00:35:38.360 hear somebody with something but I look

00:35:39.940 and it's nothing you know and it's

00:35:41.200 nothing but um but we had a call from a

00:35:46.320 a good friend of mine who who also has a

00:35:48.760 really um neat podcast and and this man

00:35:52.640 had some suggestions for you uh will

00:35:55.420 right here Mr. Jocko Willink there he is

00:36:01.780 boy man he looks tough even when you open

00:36:03.920 up the um the video player hey what's up

00:36:08.720 Theo and what is up Will from Martha's

00:36:13.580 Vineyard and Theo and crew sent me your

00:36:18.600 audio your question and I want to give a

00:36:21.660 little feedback for you first of all you

00:36:24.280 start off by saying that you are 22 years

00:36:26.580 old and you are you you feel like you're

00:36:29.540 lost in life and first of all I want to

00:36:32.340 say that there's a lot of people that

00:36:34.940 feel like they're lost in life and there's

00:36:36.500 people that are lost in life at 22 and at

00:36:39.640 32 and at 42 and at 52 so I actually look

00:36:43.980 at it as a little bit of a blessing that

00:36:47.880 this little baby is a wake-up call for you

00:36:50.840 to recognize that you're a little bit

00:36:52.340 lost and that you need some direction at

00:36:54.860 22 that's that's a that's actually a

00:36:56.580 positive thing and I also want to say

00:37:00.420 that I know that you you probably feel

00:37:03.480 like you're overwhelmed that you got this

00:37:05.120 baby coming in but the fact of the matter

00:37:07.420 is when when you're having a kid no matter

00:37:09.680 who you are you're gonna feel overwhelmed

00:37:11.920 because for the first time in your life

00:37:14.080 you're gonna be you're gonna have

00:37:15.640 something that you're responsible for

00:37:16.840 that's more important than you and that's

00:37:19.380 that can be heavy and it can be kind of

00:37:20.680 overwhelming so just be ready for that

00:37:24.140 another thing that you talk about is you're

00:37:27.880 saying that your your girl that's pregnant

00:37:30.100 is she had a bunch of potential and now

00:37:33.400 that's all thrown away man her potential is

00:37:36.980 not thrown away her potential is not

00:37:39.820 thrown away will she's still the same

00:37:42.520 human being she's just gonna have a baby

00:37:44.260 and everything that she had potential to

00:37:46.600 do before she still has that potential

00:37:48.400 you know she if she wants to go to med

00:37:50.580 school or whatever you said that she was

00:37:52.880 wanting to do or going to do she can still

00:37:55.100 do all that she's gonna have to make some

00:37:56.840 adaptations she's gonna have to get some

00:37:59.020 help along the way she's gonna have to get

00:38:00.320 some help from you you two are gonna have to

00:38:01.820 work together as a team to make it happen

00:38:04.700 but you her potential is still there and if

00:38:08.960 she's a if she's a good person and she has

00:38:10.600 high potential that doesn't change at all so

00:38:12.900 don't worry about that just gonna be some work

00:38:15.560 for you and for her as far as you saying that

00:38:19.040 you think she might be better off without you

00:38:21.040 that's just flat out not true that's just not

00:38:24.220 true she's gonna need you the the baby's gonna

00:38:26.500 need you that's just that's just wrong and

00:38:30.520 you know you're at a point in your life where

00:38:32.580 you don't feel like you can make enough money

00:38:35.600 right and that's a problem man that's that's

00:38:38.240 gonna be hard and what you're gonna have to do

00:38:41.640 is you're gonna have to dig in you're gonna

00:38:42.820 have to dig in to get a roof over their heads

00:38:44.980 and get food in their mouths and you know

00:38:48.060 it's gonna be tough and that's sort of the way

00:38:51.040 life is man life is hard and you know it's

00:38:56.960 hard but it's also like it's good and you know

00:39:00.900 I was in the Navy and you don't make a ton of

00:39:02.960 money when you're in the Navy and my wife and

00:39:06.060 I we had three kids we lived in a little tiny

00:39:09.220 930 square foot house two-bedroom house with

00:39:13.820 three kids my wife and I our bedroom our bed was

00:39:18.800 actually in the living room slash dining room so

00:39:22.420 there was a there was a dining table and then

00:39:24.940 there was our bed and then there was a couch and

00:39:27.840 that's where we lived and when you when people

00:39:30.840 came over and open the door to go into our

00:39:33.300 house on the left-hand side was our bed where

00:39:35.740 we slept at night so you know what I was

00:39:39.240 driving a old beat-down Dodge Grand Caravan

00:39:43.480 minivan and living in this tiny house with my

00:39:46.780 wife and kids and you know what doesn't

00:39:48.260 matter it's not it's we we were we didn't think

00:39:51.900 about it we weren't running around complaining

00:39:54.260 we were just happy that we were there and doing

00:39:57.980 what we were doing so don't worry about that

00:40:01.660 you know another really positive thing that you

00:40:07.080 say is you say that your girl is like an amazing

00:40:10.320 girl and has a great attitude and she's smiling

00:40:12.220 all the time that's awesome and what you should

00:40:14.960 try and do is you should you need to try and be the

00:40:17.640 same thing for her you know don't be moping

00:40:20.440 around and and feeling like you can't get anything

00:40:23.440 done no you need to you need to step up and take

00:40:25.400 action and that's probably really the final thing for

00:40:30.240 me is I have a lot of friends a lot of veterans I know a

00:40:34.600 lot of veterans and sometimes when they get out of the

00:40:36.340 military they struggle and they get a little bit

00:40:40.400 lost of what they're doing and I always say it's because one

00:40:44.880 of the main reasons is because they don't have a mission

00:40:46.840 anymore because when you're in the military you have a

00:40:49.040 mission you got something to do you got goals you got other

00:40:52.920 people that are on the same mission with you and it's a it's a really

00:40:56.620 positive thing and then when guys get out of the military all of a

00:40:58.820 sudden they don't have a mission anymore well the way I look at this for

00:41:03.040 you will is right now you have a mission and it's crystal clear and

00:41:07.680 that is your mission is to take care of these two girls that are

00:41:12.520 counting on you and that means yeah you're gonna have to work hard

00:41:15.520 you're gonna be working overtime and I don't know what your skill set is

00:41:18.840 you know you might be working at at at McDonald's you might be working at

00:41:23.240 Wendy's when I was a kid I worked at Wendy's

00:41:25.280 you know guess what that's what you do bro I'm gonna interrupt for one second and

00:41:29.700 it's a beautiful message can you imagine I would be so scared to order at

00:41:34.060 Wendy's dude you order a uh you you order like a junior bacon cheeseburger

00:41:40.440 and next thing you know you're like you're on a mission in Afghanistan like

00:41:44.180 that's how I feel I'd be so afraid to order from Jocko at uh at Wendy's onward

00:41:49.860 and it paid bills so I worked at Wendy's and there's people that work in

00:41:55.480 McDonald's they work at Wendy's they move up through the chain they end up

00:41:58.520 making that their life and they make good money doing it I don't know if

00:42:01.360 that's what you're gonna do but I'm saying there's options and you got to

00:42:04.600 go out there and you got to make something happen and you're this little

00:42:09.000 girl that you've got coming she's she's counting on you to accomplish this

00:42:15.480 mission so that's what you got to do well you got to get out there you got to

00:42:20.840 get on that mission you got to make things happen and you got to get after it

00:42:24.520 so that's all I got thanks for asking me Theo good luck good luck to Will and of

00:42:34.260 course gang gang that's all I got y'all have a good one man you know what a good

00:42:43.360 message man um right there Will that's a great there's some great suggestions by

00:42:48.760 Jocko gang gang at you bro back at you Jock and he has a great podcast called

00:42:53.580 Jocko podcast and if you struggle you know a lot of young men these days we

00:43:00.380 struggle with um you have to sometimes you need something to hear that we need

00:43:05.880 to hear somebody say look you need to get your shit you're gonna have to take

00:43:09.920 action you have to make a mission for yourself or there's a mission right in

00:43:14.140 front of you survival taking care of a new born someone you're bringing into

00:43:19.620 the world um and the great thing about Jocko is man is that man he's a loving

00:43:27.080 guy you know he loves being a family man he has three beautiful children he loved

00:43:31.500 being a family man he loves it man and we're gonna have him back on the podcast

00:43:36.160 this fall and I mean you know I needed to hear that too actually it's funny you can

00:43:41.540 put all this into your own life Will like even while Jocko is giving you a

00:43:45.540 suggestion it's me too it's like you know we've just got to stay on the

00:43:51.380 mission you know we stay on the mission you know we stay on the mission we don't

00:43:57.360 let things get choppy things get this or that you know we stay on the mission and uh

00:44:05.240 but yeah if you need that if you need to hear somebody tell you a message that I

00:44:10.700 mean this guy's been through it all and he's big in the biceps and he's and he's

00:44:15.420 just as big as in the heart uh and that's a navy seal right there Jocko

00:44:19.460 Willink um from Jocko podcast you can check it out thank you Jocko man really

00:44:24.180 really cool man I feel so lucky to just even you know be able to reach out to

00:44:29.640 somebody when I need some guidance uh you know we can't forget to do that you

00:44:35.660 know sometimes I sit around like I think like uh you know I could have you know it's

00:44:39.140 like how do we handle things better if I don't know what to do I have to ask

00:44:42.760 somebody who's had the experience now I don't have to take with the suggestions

00:44:47.420 they offer but to not ask somebody and just go blindly in the stuff for me man

00:44:54.260 it's just I just you know just a good reminder thank you very much Jocko let's

00:44:59.280 get some other calls that came in for John uh for uh Will a couple more

00:45:03.120 suggestions um from the hotline here we go

00:45:06.740 what up Theo this is Ty from Ponchatoula Louisiana

00:45:11.000 gang gang Ponchatoula that's strawberry festival

00:45:14.420 dude nice to go over there boy I ate all the strawberries

00:45:18.660 and a lot of people don't know I didn't have you know when I was young my mom would

00:45:23.500 get strawberries and my grandmother would grow strawberries and every now and

00:45:28.460 then they would mail down a couple uh pints of them and they were good and one time I

00:45:36.100 had blueberries on 4th of July when I was probably about 13 and I'd never had them

00:45:40.880 before so I'd never even had blueberries bro until

00:45:45.280 maybe 14 and blueberries they really are I mean they are but they're unique you got to

00:45:54.880 admit it they're unique when you see them you think I ain't eating it and then you have a

00:46:00.740 couple and then you like dang boy next thing you know you're buying a pack of them you know

00:46:07.600 next thing you know you you're breaking open a swisher and putting a couple of blueberries in

00:46:11.720 there and you just getting just straight up bloonted bro so I remember I had a bunch of

00:46:19.980 4th of July and I had one and they were big these things were I mean they would have been at least a

00:46:26.280 size 36 or 38 pant waist these blueberries were large I mean you know a couple of them look like

00:46:37.080 they hadn't been working and just been living off the government you know that kind of thickness too

00:46:41.300 and and I had a bunch and then a little bit later I was out on the deck you know that night

00:46:50.780 and people started tickling each other because right before I feel like I was at the age we were on

00:46:58.540 the we were staying at the beach I was with my friend and right before the age when we started

00:47:04.500 getting liquor and doing doing dope and all of that that's really when people started really

00:47:11.080 tickling each other and people really right before drugs and alcohol kind of came out that's

00:47:17.820 really when people were tickling each other a lot a lot you walk down the street and see four or five

00:47:24.560 guys in hoodies just tickling the fuck out of some dude till his wallet fell out of his pocket

00:47:29.320 people were tickling and the thing about tickling is at first you get giggled up and then you get

00:47:36.820 you go past that you go past that some guy will ejaculate sometimes you tickle somebody 15 minutes

00:47:42.960 but it'll ejaculate it's great I mean you know anything can happen but um what was I talking about

00:47:49.620 oh so everybody tickled me so much out on the patio I was on the balcony of this we're on a stand at a

00:47:58.640 high-rise thing at the beach and you know a hotel room and it was way up and they tickled me so much

00:48:05.420 dude and I was in a bath towel and uh and the blueberries hit me they'd never been in my system

00:48:12.740 before and blueberries really you know your body don't really your body likes them but your body

00:48:21.200 also make it make your body feel like like there's a mystery some like in your stomach or in your butt

00:48:28.180 it'll make you and it kind of makes you feel like you got sherlock holmes in your stomach and then

00:48:34.820 maybe a little bit of uh you know some of that encyclopedia brown in your butt you feel me and

00:48:40.340 and so I did um enough blueberries and I had to use go to the bathroom and do it you know do a um

00:48:47.900 you know do the old uh you feel me do a little bit of you know do a little bit of that dark back work

00:49:00.500 you know and um and they they tickled me so much and I just my bowels gave out because I still my bowels

00:49:09.760 were still developing I was 14 years old and you don't get fully developed uh you know you don't

00:49:17.140 get fully developed in your bows until he's probably what 22 24 and man I'm just I still feel bad about

00:49:27.000 it but I just I mean like talking about this kind of gross and I'm sorry to even say it but I just

00:49:34.680 just dutied right off that balcony and just from like 14 stories up just and they wouldn't stop

00:49:41.060 tickling me and the towel would come off me and then you know when everybody was tickling me and

00:49:46.860 even an old person one of the people that was tickling me was very old and there's something about

00:49:52.140 watching somebody tickle your your nude skin with really old hands that makes you

00:49:58.500 it just does something to you and I don't even know what it does but but it definitely does it so

00:50:08.700 um anyway sorry but yeah so I I mean I was just just doing just spraying basically duty off the

00:50:19.940 balcony just flying out of me because blueberries they get real active they have active ingredients

00:50:23.700 in them they got that Jamie Lee Curtis in them bro that Activia and that Activia my bow my bowels

00:50:32.080 just get Activiated boy and I just I was just like a fire hydrant of just dark work just flying off the

00:50:38.820 14th story of that deal and it got I mean people were getting crazy man somebody down below I think

00:50:45.800 one of the security guards shot a gun up into it up into the cloud of it he just didn't know

00:50:49.900 and I don't blame him I don't blame him you know if a bunch of body dark is just falling out of the

00:50:55.920 sky on me I'd fire a couple rounds into it praise God brother um and so I think that

00:51:03.180 that pretty much counts as the ugly yeah we got we got that's the good the bad and the ugly

00:51:11.620 I mean that's blueberries bro and that's blueberries but yeah thank you for calling from Ponchatoula

00:51:19.480 there home of the uh strawberry festival the Louisiana strawberry festival and if you'd like to listen to

00:51:24.860 some Zydeco music and do some dancing or you want to fall in love with somebody or that you already

00:51:30.420 love a little bit and they don't know it you take them there and you go dance and you get them a snow

00:51:35.240 cone and you and you guys enjoy each other's company and it's a good place to fall in love

00:51:40.840 let's hear more I was in a similar situation about a young man who is about to have a baby

00:51:48.260 on August 17th about a year ago well about 10 months ago uh I had just quit my job I was having

00:51:55.920 some financial problems I was looking for another uh a better opportunity for work and I found out that

00:52:03.040 my girlfriend was was pregnant and it uh it shook me I didn't know what to do I didn't have a job

00:52:10.280 I was lost scared I was faced with a challenge that uh that I wasn't sure that I could overcome

00:52:17.520 but uh like you said Theo you got to get active and that's what I did man I got I got off my butt

00:52:26.040 and I got after it man I was doing everything that I had that I could do to uh to make it happen

00:52:31.780 to to give my uh my uh my girlfriend and and my child the best life uh May 20th I had a young boy

00:52:41.820 a baby boy so uh to the young man that that is uh coming close you can do it man the baby's gonna

00:52:50.900 gonna get here it's gonna change your life um just keep moving be active uh you have a purpose now

00:52:58.420 and uh you can do it man I know you can't thank you Theo gang gang gang bro man wow what a well-spoken

00:53:07.340 young man and I mean you could really feel his concern and you could really feel his hope for the

00:53:12.540 for the other young fella for will and that's cool wouldn't it man human connection is just

00:53:19.020 man it's powerful isn't it powerful man

00:53:24.260 it's powerful you know uh there's something just so powerful when somebody cares about somebody else

00:53:33.720 you know and you know it and that's why you know that's

00:53:38.840 I think that's the thing that made me the most upset not to make this about me now uh that was

00:53:45.420 a beautiful message man it's a great suggestion just the chance that the thing you're most scared

00:53:50.080 of could change your life for the better that's fascinating isn't it the thing you're most scared

00:53:56.020 of you most scared to go in a cave at the end of the at the end of the uh town the one that says

00:54:01.680 keep out and finally after years you go in there and nine feet in there there's just bars of gold

00:54:08.220 you know you just we don't know but if you stay active that both of these men said that

00:54:16.120 you notice this gentleman from Ponchatoula and and Jaco said the same thing you have to stay active

00:54:22.040 you know yesterday man honestly brother the the lady you know wrecking up the single mom thing

00:54:28.460 it made me mad man it made me mad you know and then it made me sad made me angry at myself made

00:54:34.740 me feel stupid for trying to be for trying to do something you know and that's okay that's normal

00:54:44.060 stuff that's the way I feel about things that's my process or whatever but you know I talked to a

00:54:51.520 friend last night and you know she was saying well you know it's nobody's fault it's just like

00:54:57.700 you just have to learn together as a group and you do it better and different next time

00:55:02.440 um but staying active I went for a run last night I went to the gym this morning even though I didn't

00:55:08.100 want to you know uh we stay active and the rewards will come the rewards will come man and it's going to

00:55:17.100 come for you and it's going to come for this child you may have to do a little bit extra work now but

00:55:21.060 this child is going to have a I mean what if the baby you're going to raise is she might be the next

00:55:25.800 Lady Gaga ba you know she might be the next Lady Gaga she might be the you know the first female

00:55:31.600 Evander Holyfield baby you never know it you never know so but that's a great suggestion let's let's

00:55:40.920 take one more call for Will that came in here but right before we get to that I got to let you know

00:55:46.020 that uh this episode is brought to you by Skillshare and look this could go out if you have a new baby

00:55:51.840 on the way you have a dream one day you want to play with the Rolling Stones one day you want your

00:55:58.800 kid to be able to do something uh an ability that's not even in your family's lineage yet you can start

00:56:06.640 the ability now start learning it now you know if I want a son one day that's fluent in Spanish I'm

00:56:12.720 going to have to be able to speak some around the house when I meet you know when I have a son you

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01:00:28.400 much and let's get back into the episode let's take this this call that came in for will man it's

01:00:38.140 funny how many people love you will a lot of calls came in you know it's funny how many people love

01:00:42.560 somebody that they don't even know or want to care isn't it powerful my name's sydney and i'm

01:00:49.200 calling in response to will's phone-in and i want to share my opinion with his regarding his situation

01:00:56.200 so um i'm 18 nearly the age of will's girlfriend i'm also uh headed to college with plans of being

01:01:04.600 pre-med okay so she's 18 headed to college with plans of being pre-med onward and first of all i think that while you may feel very overwhelmed and be having self-doubt about how good of a father you'll be i think your presence in your baby's life and in your girlfriend's life is far more valuable than any sort of financial contribution you could be

01:01:28.600 hmm that's really true you know your son ain't gonna remember your the daughter ain't gonna remember uh

01:01:38.040 you know it's funny like i don't think back and think about my father and think oh man i wish he had this for

01:01:46.360 me or had this for me i mean my favorite thing about my dad i just remember he he put his arm around my neck a couple times you know

01:01:53.700 and uh

01:01:55.360 you know or he would tell me that i'm a survivor you know

01:02:01.700 and

01:02:03.500 and those are the things that

01:02:06.400 i mean hell my dad used to take money from me he used to borrow money from me from

01:02:11.620 from my allowance

01:02:12.820 and uh

01:02:14.760 but i didn't care about any of that you know i just all you care about as a child you just

01:02:19.980 you know that you guys are together

01:02:22.480 and that somebody loves you and that they put their arm around your neck sometimes

01:02:26.560 uh let's onward

01:02:28.240 um and i know you seem to be worried about money i understand that's totally reasonable considering babies are expensive but

01:02:36.700 i think when that baby's grown up they aren't really going to remember the the amount of money or the material items they have they're going to remember their memories with you

01:02:44.740 um

01:02:45.940 i myself have grown up with my father being absent most of my life and

01:02:49.580 uh

01:02:50.220 due to substance abuse issues and

01:02:52.380 while i'm so happy with my life

01:02:54.780 i have to say it's the one aspect i'd give anything to change

01:02:58.460 and

01:02:59.140 i'm very thankful to have a beautiful incredible mother

01:03:02.260 um but as a young girl going into womanhood i think

01:03:05.680 it would have been so amazing to have a man provide strength and safety to a family

01:03:11.960 i'm very thankful to have a beautiful incredible mother

01:03:15.140 um but as a young girl going into womanhood i think

01:03:18.640 it would have been so amazing to have a man provide strength and safety to a family

01:03:24.920 gang

01:03:26.300 oh and that's what it is it's a gang man it's a gang it's a gang so some great suggestions there

01:03:35.280 will thank you young lady thank you very much uh yeah she said you know her mother was very

01:03:40.900 it was amazing but it would have been nice to have her father there um you know and it's the

01:03:46.800 it's the and and in her life she will she will try and have something different for her child

01:03:52.680 you know whenever she has a child it's like you know we just have to learn our generation we learn

01:03:58.960 from what our experience was and we hopefully try to make a better experience moving forward

01:04:04.080 um all right we let's get uh let's get another call that came in right here yo

01:04:09.940 sam from the jersey shore what's up big sammy huh big sammy sammy oh hey sam and as some people

01:04:21.020 they say sometimes uncle sam you know they say uncle sam wants you you're like who is that dude

01:04:27.240 it's a pedophile sometimes um let's take a call here we go listening to your new episode and you

01:04:34.160 were talking about doing whippets at the restaurant you used to work at and oh yeah praise god baby

01:04:39.600 shout out billy conforto over there r.i.p man and bank gang bro and we used to uh

01:04:45.260 we used to do it in whippets together and just fill each other's mouths with um handfuls of bread

01:04:51.540 pudding bro gang and i used to work at hopkins ice cream growing up in high school iconic jersey shore

01:04:59.720 ice cream shop and we would do all the whippets we'd order extra cases of whipped cream whippets went down

01:05:07.940 at the jersey shore at this ice cream shop but yeah just brought back a lot of memories a lot of fun

01:05:14.920 times being stupid kids scooping ice cream doing whippets and uh yeah man have a good one all right

01:05:23.680 man peace that's amazing that someone called and just left that voicemail about the whippets man i love

01:05:29.420 that that's what's great about the hotline leave whatever you got you have a you had a memory about

01:05:36.180 doing a whippets leave it hey remember i used to do them hoskins ice cream shout out to them and

01:05:42.900 the employees over there and dude i can't imagine doing whippets and also getting brain freeze from

01:05:51.620 ice cream now that's some serious seriousness man you gotta fuck you might wake up in 1840 bro

01:06:02.300 you might wake up in uh in china or something you might wake up back in your mother's womb

01:06:09.620 i mean do you if you do whippets and you get a brain freeze and you're wearing sandals bro

01:06:17.080 i mean you could end up time traveling right there you could end up time traveling

01:06:23.280 well you know sometimes i know how to end the episode and sometimes i don't

01:06:31.900 you know but i feel better than when i started

01:06:34.680 so i'm glad i came here today and i and uh you know for one i quit thinking about myself you know

01:06:40.640 i quit thinking about the situation about the lady with the damn single mom thing it doesn't really

01:06:44.840 matter i agree but you know i ain't let nobody bust our funk down fuck

01:06:52.080 i ain't let nobody bust our funk down these funk down busters and i ain't doing that

01:07:00.120 so but you guys be good to yourselves out there we got it we'll be back on you know we're going to

01:07:07.800 keep it cruising keep it moving and we're not going to let anybody ruin our funk you know we're not

01:07:13.800 folding just because some 40 year old something person doesn't want to start to try and take some

01:07:18.980 responsibility or awareness for themselves uh and also who knows who knows what happened maybe that

01:07:25.940 got electrocuted or something wild who knows you know but i do know that i think you we all know

01:07:33.980 when we're taking advantage of somebody or we're taking advantage of the situation and and uh i don't

01:07:39.100 know we'll see but i feel better i feel better after listening to thinking about will i feel better i feel

01:07:47.620 more hopeful about his situation and it just makes me feel better and um and yeah just even just a little

01:07:55.300 bit of break from thinking about my own problems and trying to help be a part of a solution for for

01:08:00.920 somebody else's and i feel better you know and that's really one of the gifts of existing is just uh

01:08:08.100 just learning that and knowing that when i'm feeling bad there's a way out of it

01:08:13.620 is if i'm feeling bad if i start feeling about somebody else i start helping somebody else feel good

01:08:21.780 that i'm not even worried about how i'm feeling anymore

01:08:24.580 and uh what a neat gift that is

01:08:29.000 gang gang man you guys be good to yourselves you deserve it and um

01:08:34.860 and what is going on i'm coming up in sacramento las vegas we got oslo

01:08:39.700 uh norway uh memphis atlanta a lot of shows coming up a lot of these dates are already sold out

01:08:45.900 that's why i haven't been talking about them thank you to everyone that came out in san francisco

01:08:49.120 that didn't ruin the weekend uh because the truth is it was amazing we had so many wonderful people

01:08:55.480 come out and couples and um diverse diverse as could be man all type of people people you know

01:09:03.700 people that can read people that can't people with darker skin people with whiter skin people

01:09:10.100 with no skin one guy in a little had his buddy in a little jug of uh saline solution so anything is

01:09:17.420 impossible you know i'm saying umbrellas for shella son we ain't we ain't letting them rain on our

01:09:25.360 parade uh you guys be good to yourselves man people are living their dreams bruh people are living their

01:09:32.460 dreams man and i ain't gonna let them uh i ain't gonna let them take it away from me bruh

01:09:39.420 i ain't gonna let them take that away from me man let's leave out with a little bit of bishop gunn

01:09:47.260 as uh requested by them today man anything you want we make it we make it happen man we do it for each

01:09:56.500 other gang

01:09:57.100 they can spot you high heel shoes i'm so blue shouting from a mile away

01:10:22.900 every night looking so right dress so tight sell it make a day

01:10:31.780 keep your time on your wrist checking that list looking to assist with another man's foul to see

01:10:40.020 come on you can do it will we got you daddy i can hear you saying that's why the hold you got on me

01:10:57.700 don't make me spend all night alone if you just give me what i need you can have anything you want

01:11:11.880 reminds me a little bit of widespread panic

01:11:15.560 i'm 18 had a dream of a big screen all gone up where the bright lights shine

01:11:32.360 but you wound up here 21 years wiping black tears getting ready for the next in line

01:11:41.240 cheap motels and lock clock bells with farewells it goes on and on and on

01:11:49.240 not to mention you grab attention and it comes easy but for how long

01:11:58.120 oh that you'll keep saying that's why the hold you got on me don't make me spend all night alone

01:12:10.120 If you just give me what I need

01:12:14.920 You can have anything you want

01:12:20.320 If you just give me what I need

01:12:28.000 You can have anything you want

01:12:29.340 And who knows, maybe that's that guy

01:12:32.000 Maybe that's Will's little daughter

01:12:33.260 Reaching out from the not here yet

01:12:36.100 Saying, hey daddy, if you just give me anything

01:12:39.500 If you just give me anything I need

01:12:42.120 If you just give me

01:12:43.060 If you just give me what I need

01:12:45.260 That you can have anything you want

01:12:47.040 You know

01:12:49.600 Maybe that's going to be Will's ticket to freedom

01:12:53.080 To happiness, like that guy from Panchatula said

01:12:55.620 If you just

01:12:59.080 If you just show up for me

01:13:01.320 That your dreams will come true

01:13:03.460 A thousand fold

01:13:04.620 That you'll be

01:13:07.900 Opening up for the Rolling Stones

01:13:11.140 Now whether

01:13:11.680 That's what you want to do

01:13:13.540 Or whether you just want to

01:13:14.740 Be happy

01:13:15.660 Whatever it is

01:13:16.580 You'll have your

01:13:17.940 You'll have your version of opening up

01:13:20.580 For the Rolling Stones

01:13:22.400 Maybe that's his little daughter

01:13:26.060 Saying that

01:13:26.540 If you give me

01:13:27.080 You just give me what I need

01:13:28.800 And you can have anything

01:13:30.960 You want

01:13:32.100 I don't know

01:13:33.060 I don't know anything

01:13:34.320 But

01:13:34.860 But I'm just happy

01:13:38.100 I'm not alone

01:13:38.700 I'm happy I'm

01:13:39.340 A part of this group

01:13:40.600 Gang, gang

01:13:41.620 Thank you to everybody

01:13:42.180 That came out in San Francisco

01:13:43.120 Man

01:13:43.520 It was awesome

01:13:44.920 And I'm

01:13:45.960 I'm lucky

01:13:47.180 I'm a lucky guy

01:13:48.300 Because I'm living out

01:13:50.980 Some of my dreams

01:13:51.880 And

01:13:53.220 And we're just going to

01:13:55.740 Continue to make other

01:13:56.660 Good things happen

01:13:57.360 If you have a single mom

01:13:58.120 You want to

01:13:58.520 Submit for Sacramento

01:14:00.080 We've got Sacramento

01:14:01.500 Coming up

01:14:02.160 And you can hit the hotline

01:14:03.840 985-664-9503

01:14:06.660 And

01:14:07.860 And yeah

01:14:10.700 Hopefully if they have

01:14:11.560 You know

01:14:11.760 Younger children or something

01:14:13.040 And

01:14:13.380 And we'll see if we can

01:14:16.140 Do something special

01:14:16.940 We ain't giving up here

01:14:18.600 Hello

01:14:26.020 Hey Vanessa

01:14:27.000 Hey Theo

01:14:28.280 What's going on

01:14:29.040 Not much

01:14:29.600 Where are you

01:14:30.220 Are you hiding

01:14:30.760 I was trying to find a quiet

01:14:33.940 The last place I was in

01:14:35.440 Actually echoed

01:14:36.300 Oh no

01:14:37.420 Well I appreciate that

01:14:38.440 Are you at work

01:14:39.020 Yeah

01:14:40.440 I'm on my lunch actually

01:14:41.720 Okay

01:14:42.740 Okay

01:14:43.320 No I just wanted to say

01:14:45.020 Thank you so much

01:14:45.680 For coming to the show

01:14:46.440 I thought it was

01:14:46.880 So sweet of you

01:14:47.700 And

01:14:47.920 And

01:14:49.900 I just really appreciate it

01:14:51.840 Did you have a good time?

01:14:53.740 Yes I did

01:14:54.680 I mean I appreciate you

01:14:56.200 For coming out

01:14:56.980 Well

01:14:57.900 That's nice of you to say

01:14:59.040 I

01:14:59.260 And I know you have a little

01:15:00.860 Do you have a daughter?

01:15:01.640 What do you have?

01:15:01.940 A little girl?

01:15:03.180 Yeah I do

01:15:04.160 She's

01:15:04.700 20 months

01:15:05.760 So she's like

01:15:06.420 Four months away

01:15:07.100 From being

01:15:07.640 Two

01:15:08.840 Oh

01:15:09.560 Dang

01:15:10.440 So she's really

01:15:11.240 Living it up

01:15:12.300 Yes she is

01:15:14.500 Oh that's cute

01:15:15.760 And who watches her

01:15:16.440 While you're gone

01:15:16.860 During the day?

01:15:19.280 I'm very thankful

01:15:20.580 That my parents

01:15:21.440 Are willing to watch her

01:15:22.660 You know her dad

01:15:25.320 Tries to be there

01:15:26.500 As well in her life

01:15:28.080 He loves her very much

01:15:29.060 But

01:15:29.340 The most stable

01:15:31.260 Is my parents

01:15:32.660 Well that's awesome

01:15:34.180 Well it's great

01:15:34.660 That she has family around

01:15:35.700 And people that care about her

01:15:36.800 So you're a single mom?

01:15:38.220 Yes

01:15:39.760 Well

01:15:41.040 Yeah cause we just had

01:15:41.960 Like kind of a crazy instance

01:15:43.140 Where

01:15:43.420 Not crazy

01:15:44.060 We just had

01:15:44.800 We had a single mom

01:15:45.560 That came out last week

01:15:46.460 And you know

01:15:47.560 She got real drunk

01:15:48.500 And made like a

01:15:49.140 Like a scene

01:15:49.980 And kind of just

01:15:50.640 Oh no

01:15:51.100 Yeah and it was just a bad

01:15:52.420 It just wasn't

01:15:53.420 And so I was like

01:15:55.920 You know

01:15:56.620 We still

01:15:57.020 A single mom can be tough

01:15:57.980 Yeah I know it can be tough

01:15:59.340 You're right actually

01:16:00.020 And you know what

01:16:00.860 That's a really good point

01:16:01.700 So

01:16:02.040 Maybe she just had

01:16:03.520 Had a crazy night

01:16:04.500 I don't know

01:16:04.880 But we just had

01:16:06.060 Like a spare

01:16:06.700 We didn't get to give her

01:16:07.760 A gift

01:16:08.380 That was the thing

01:16:09.080 We like to try

01:16:09.720 And do something nice

01:16:10.440 And I was like

01:16:11.060 You know

01:16:11.820 I said Vanessa

01:16:12.420 I said I remember

01:16:13.420 You know

01:16:14.060 I remember her from San Jose

01:16:15.100 And I saw her this weekend

01:16:16.300 And so

01:16:16.900 That's why I

01:16:18.640 I messaged you

01:16:19.900 And asked for your number

01:16:21.380 Because

01:16:21.840 Yeah we just had

01:16:22.820 You know

01:16:23.420 We wanted to do something nice

01:16:24.380 And so

01:16:24.760 We just wanted to

01:16:25.740 Offer

01:16:26.400 Just like a nice gift to you

01:16:28.060 So that you could do

01:16:29.520 Something fun

01:16:30.160 For your little lady

01:16:32.460 Or you

01:16:33.240 Or you and the dad

01:16:34.400 Whatever you want to do

01:16:35.720 And we love him too

01:16:36.580 He loves you Theo

01:16:38.360 He's the one that put me

01:16:39.960 On to you

01:16:40.680 Oh that's cool

01:16:41.640 You're a big

01:16:43.520 You know

01:16:44.660 Hope for us

01:16:45.700 And the future

01:16:46.460 And for our individual lives

01:16:49.380 So I really appreciate

01:16:50.780 The time you do

01:16:51.800 With those podcasts

01:16:52.740 These shows

01:16:53.880 And all the

01:16:55.220 All of your life

01:16:57.060 That you put into it

01:16:58.200 You know

01:16:59.320 I'm always

01:16:59.840 When Theo's talking about

01:17:00.920 Addiction

01:17:01.480 Or all the hard stuff

01:17:02.600 I'm always like

01:17:03.260 Oh let's see what

01:17:04.080 Theo has to say

01:17:05.460 I'm a big

01:17:06.060 Psychology major

01:17:07.540 And

01:17:08.100 So being

01:17:10.600 With my baby daddy

01:17:12.160 You know

01:17:12.720 I really wanted

01:17:14.680 To understand

01:17:15.500 As much as I could

01:17:17.200 About him

01:17:17.820 And

01:17:18.040 He's an aspiring

01:17:19.480 Comedian too

01:17:20.440 Oh cool

01:17:21.520 Whether we're together

01:17:22.900 Or not

01:17:23.340 I would love

01:17:24.000 To support him

01:17:24.680 I would love

01:17:25.180 My daughter

01:17:25.580 To look up

01:17:26.180 To a comedian father

01:17:27.500 Yeah

01:17:28.580 That's pretty

01:17:29.000 I'm sure

01:17:29.420 That they would

01:17:29.980 Have a lot

01:17:30.300 Of fun

01:17:30.620 Together too

01:17:31.380 Yeah

01:17:32.340 He writes music

01:17:34.080 So there's

01:17:34.800 There's a lot

01:17:35.320 Of potential

01:17:35.740 In that guy

01:17:36.320 Oh

01:17:37.220 Well I love

01:17:38.300 That you see that

01:17:39.060 You know

01:17:39.380 I think

01:17:39.800 Yeah I mean

01:17:42.520 I just

01:17:42.900 I love that

01:17:43.380 You're able

01:17:43.680 To see that

01:17:44.280 And even

01:17:44.840 Look past

01:17:45.320 Some of the

01:17:45.640 Things that

01:17:45.960 Aren't exactly

01:17:46.380 Perfect

01:17:46.820 And that's

01:17:48.180 Something I

01:17:48.480 Needed to do

01:17:49.000 Like yeah

01:17:49.420 I was kind

01:17:50.020 Of upset

01:17:50.460 At the way

01:17:50.840 That things

01:17:51.200 Went with

01:17:51.580 This lady

01:17:51.980 That came out

01:17:52.840 And

01:17:53.060 But the truth

01:17:54.000 Is I don't

01:17:54.440 Know what's

01:17:54.820 Going on

01:17:55.200 In her life

01:17:55.640 I don't know

01:17:56.020 Anything

01:17:56.240 Right

01:17:56.660 You know

01:17:57.680 But I don't

01:17:58.260 Want our

01:17:58.580 Our program

01:17:59.400 To be derailed

01:18:00.720 And so

01:18:01.460 Instead

01:18:02.840 Yeah

01:18:03.140 We would like

01:18:03.540 To send you

01:18:04.360 Yeah

01:18:05.300 I don't

01:18:06.080 Want to like

01:18:06.600 We just want

01:18:07.180 To send you

01:18:07.500 Like a financial

01:18:08.100 Gift

01:18:08.600 And you guys

01:18:09.080 Can do

01:18:09.360 Something fun

01:18:09.960 And take her

01:18:10.540 And dad

01:18:11.460 Out or something

01:18:12.080 And I just

01:18:13.580 Want to say

01:18:13.920 Thank you

01:18:14.240 For your support

01:18:14.920 And even

01:18:15.940 Just when I

01:18:16.340 Met you

01:18:16.660 This past

01:18:17.320 Week

01:18:17.520 You know

01:18:17.940 The second

01:18:18.300 Time

01:18:18.740 And you

01:18:19.860 Just have

01:18:20.120 Such a

01:18:20.460 Beautiful

01:18:20.720 Energy

01:18:21.040 About you

01:18:21.580 And you

01:18:22.360 Know

01:18:22.620 Your daughter

01:18:23.840 Is going

01:18:24.060 To be

01:18:24.240 Very lucky

01:18:24.880 And so

01:18:25.360 This is

01:18:26.760 Actually

01:18:26.980 This will

01:18:27.320 Be

01:18:28.060 This is

01:18:29.040 Exactly

01:18:29.280 What I

01:18:29.540 Needed

01:18:29.820 Today

01:18:30.140 So thank

01:18:30.660 You

01:18:30.800 Thank

01:18:31.900 You

01:18:32.200 This is

01:18:32.560 Exactly

01:18:32.820 What I

01:18:33.180 Needed

01:18:33.600 To finish

01:18:34.180 Off my

01:18:34.640 Birthday

01:18:34.980 Weekend

01:18:35.680 Oh

01:18:36.080 Dang

01:18:36.640 Yeah

01:18:38.200 How old

01:18:38.680 Are you

01:18:39.120 Boy

01:18:39.560 I'm

01:18:40.000 One year

01:18:40.960 Into

01:18:41.220 Thirty

01:18:45.940 Robbins

01:18:46.220 Girl

01:18:46.460 Thirty

01:18:46.760 One

01:18:47.160 Yeah

01:18:47.580 But I

01:18:48.800 Look like

01:18:49.180 I'm

01:18:49.360 Twenty

01:18:49.680 Two

01:18:50.080 Oh

01:18:50.320 That's

01:18:50.560 What I

01:18:50.860 Said

01:18:51.040 I said

01:18:51.340 She looks

01:18:51.640 About

01:18:51.900 Eleven

01:18:52.380 When I

01:18:52.760 Saw

01:18:52.980 I said

01:18:54.280 This might

01:18:54.960 Be a

01:18:55.220 There might

01:18:55.680 Be a crime

01:18:56.260 Going on

01:18:56.700 This girl

01:18:57.000 Looks like

01:18:57.360 About

01:18:57.600 Eleven

01:18:58.100 Well give

01:19:00.680 A hug

01:19:00.920 To your

01:19:01.080 Daughter

01:19:01.240 Are you

01:19:01.540 Are you

01:19:01.760 Guys

01:19:01.900 Latinos

01:19:02.280 Or no

01:19:02.740 Yes

01:19:03.580 Latina

01:19:04.180 My

01:19:04.980 Daughter

01:19:05.520 Is

01:19:06.000 Latina

01:19:07.160 Black

01:19:08.160 And

01:19:09.000 Caucasian

01:19:09.880 Dang

01:19:10.780 That's

01:19:11.100 That

01:19:11.260 Neopalitana

01:19:12.380 Oh

01:19:13.220 That's

01:19:13.740 Beautiful

01:19:16.360 Well I

01:19:18.120 Look forward

01:19:18.420 To meeting

01:19:18.620 Her one

01:19:18.900 Day

01:19:19.120 And give

01:19:19.500 Her dad

01:19:19.800 A hug

01:19:20.060 For me

01:19:20.480 And

01:19:20.740 And you

01:19:21.640 Guys

01:19:21.800 Have a

01:19:22.040 Good

01:19:22.200 Day

01:19:22.880 You

01:19:23.360 Too

01:19:23.660 Theo

01:19:23.960 Thank

01:19:24.300 You

01:19:24.460 So

01:19:24.760 Much

01:19:25.100 All

01:19:25.380 I

01:19:25.460 Love

01:19:25.660 Y'all

01:19:25.980 Keep

01:19:26.560 Doing

01:19:26.840 You

01:19:27.060 Yes

01:19:27.420 Ma'am

01:19:27.700 I

01:19:27.860 Will

01:19:28.080 Bye

01:19:28.920 Bye

01:19:29.220 Man

01:19:32.860 So

01:19:34.080 We win

01:19:38.120 This round

01:19:38.960 Boy

01:19:39.380 We didn't

01:19:40.180 Give up

01:19:41.320 We won

01:19:43.180 This round

01:19:44.320 I remember

01:19:46.240 That young

01:19:46.740 Lady

01:19:47.040 Vanessa

01:19:47.600 I sent

01:19:49.240 Her a

01:19:49.500 Message

01:19:49.980 She

01:19:53.180 Has

01:19:53.860 A

01:19:55.300 Little

01:19:55.580 Girl

01:19:56.180 I said

01:19:57.260 Hey

01:19:57.440 Can you

01:19:57.720 Give me

01:19:57.980 Give me

01:19:58.000 Your phone

01:19:58.360 Number

01:19:58.700 We

01:20:00.000 Called

01:20:00.460 Her

01:20:00.720 We

01:20:01.760 Got

01:20:02.140 The

01:20:02.400 Job

01:20:02.980 Done

01:20:03.680 Boy

01:20:04.420 So

01:20:08.360 You know

01:20:10.340 That's the thing

01:20:11.020 You can't slip

01:20:11.760 Too much

01:20:12.280 Or you might

01:20:12.720 Miss

01:20:13.080 Your gift

01:20:13.880 So we're

01:20:14.900 Going to do

01:20:15.200 Something really

01:20:15.800 Nice for her

01:20:16.560 We're going to

01:20:17.440 Send her

01:20:17.640 $500

01:20:18.060 $500

01:20:18.900 And

01:20:21.060 And

01:20:21.100 It doesn't matter

01:20:24.820 How much

01:20:25.160 We're sending

01:20:25.540 Or whatever

01:20:26.020 But

01:20:26.600 You know

01:20:28.800 But we win

01:20:31.080 This round

01:20:31.680 Boy

01:20:32.080 So

01:20:33.240 We ain't

01:20:34.900 Taking no L's

01:20:36.060 On this one

01:20:36.700 Son

01:20:37.080 But that's

01:20:40.480 It

01:20:40.720 That's it

01:20:41.700 And

01:20:42.140 Thank you guys

01:20:43.060 For sticking

01:20:43.440 Through this

01:20:43.900 One

01:20:44.160 And

01:20:46.720 You know

01:20:47.840 We learn

01:20:48.140 As we

01:20:48.420 Go

01:20:48.660 We learn

01:20:49.960 As we

01:20:51.260 Go

01:20:52.220 I'm going to

01:20:52.640 Play that

01:20:53.000 Bishop Gunn

01:20:53.440 Song again

01:20:53.840 Dude

01:20:54.000 I like

01:20:54.420 That song

01:20:55.120 That's quite

01:20:57.540 A hold

01:20:58.480 You got

01:20:59.080 On me

01:21:00.140 Don't make

01:21:01.460 Me spend

01:21:02.180 All night

01:21:03.180 Alone

01:21:03.860 Alright

01:21:05.300 Let's do it

01:21:05.780 One more time

01:21:06.240 For Bishop Gunn

01:21:07.900 And I want to

01:21:09.340 Thank Michael

01:21:09.940 For nominating

01:21:10.780 He nominated

01:21:11.460 You know

01:21:12.180 A lady

01:21:12.520 He tried his

01:21:13.200 Best

01:21:13.540 Thank you

01:21:14.000 Michael

01:21:14.420 And I'm

01:21:15.260 Sorry if I

01:21:15.720 Gave you

01:21:16.000 A hard time

01:21:16.800 And I want

01:21:17.780 To say

01:21:18.160 Thank you

01:21:19.120 Everybody

01:21:21.840 And we

01:21:23.920 Don't stop

01:21:24.580 Baby

01:21:24.920 You know

01:21:26.120 Not this time

01:21:26.940 We ain't

01:21:27.260 Taking this

01:21:27.740 L bro

01:21:28.200 We might

01:21:28.600 Take the

01:21:28.980 Next one

01:21:29.620 Son

01:21:30.000 But we

01:21:31.080 Ain't

01:21:31.360 Taking

01:21:31.900 This one

01:21:32.840 And if

01:21:33.480 You take

01:21:34.000 Action

01:21:34.580 And you

01:21:35.740 Show up

01:21:36.420 You can

01:21:36.960 Have anything

01:21:37.640 You want

01:21:54.920 They can

01:21:59.460 They can

01:21:59.520 Spot you

01:21:59.980 High heel

01:22:00.540 Shoes

01:22:00.940 Out

01:22:01.120 So blue

01:22:01.580 Shallow

01:22:01.920 From a mile

01:22:02.480 Away

01:22:03.200 Every night

01:22:08.320 Looking so right

01:22:09.120 Dress so tight

01:22:10.120 Set it

01:22:10.660 Make

01:22:10.860 Make

01:22:11.160 Make a

01:22:11.260 Day

01:22:11.760 Keep it

01:22:16.120 Time

01:22:16.400 On your

01:22:16.660 Wrist

01:22:16.900 Checking

01:22:17.260 That

01:22:17.440 List

01:22:17.700 Looking

01:22:17.940 To assist

01:22:18.500 With another

01:22:18.980 Man's

01:22:19.400 Fat

01:22:19.660 So see

01:22:20.320 So you

01:22:24.680 Take it

01:22:24.980 To escape

01:22:27.600 Reality

01:22:28.460 I can hear you

01:22:32.700 Saying

01:22:33.400 That's quite a

01:22:35.140 Hold you got

01:22:36.600 On me

01:22:37.800 Don't leave me

01:22:39.360 Spend all night

01:22:41.060 Alone

01:22:41.720 If you

01:22:43.400 Just give

01:22:44.160 Me

01:22:44.540 What

01:22:45.200 I

01:22:45.700 Need

01:22:46.500 You

01:22:47.360 Can

01:22:47.700 Have

01:22:48.060 Anything

01:22:49.080 You

01:22:49.980 Want

01:22:52.020 Take

01:23:06.720 That

01:23:07.040 Satan

01:23:07.560 Ladies and

01:23:13.880 Gentlemen

01:23:14.180 I'm Jonathan

01:23:15.000 Kite

01:23:15.400 And welcome

01:23:15.980 To Kite

01:23:16.440 Club

01:23:16.720 A podcast

01:23:17.620 Where I'll be

01:23:18.340 Sharing thoughts

01:23:18.940 On things like

01:23:19.640 Current events

01:23:20.360 Stand up stories

01:23:21.580 And seven ways

01:23:22.680 To pleasure your

01:23:23.480 Partner

01:23:23.880 The answer

01:23:24.940 May shock you

01:23:25.800 Sometimes I'll

01:23:26.860 Interview my

01:23:27.340 Friends

01:23:27.800 Sometimes I

01:23:28.840 Won't

01:23:29.140 And as always

01:23:30.660 I'll be joined

01:23:31.340 By the voices

01:23:31.920 In my head

01:23:32.640 You have

01:23:33.520 Three

01:23:34.120 New voice

01:23:35.020 Messages

01:23:35.560 A lot of

01:23:36.700 People are

01:23:37.180 Talking about

01:23:37.840 Kite

01:23:38.180 Club

01:23:38.520 I've been

01:23:39.200 Talking about

01:23:39.960 Kite

01:23:40.260 Club

01:23:40.500 For so

01:23:40.920 Long

01:23:41.300 Longer than

01:23:42.020 Anybody

01:23:42.460 Else

01:23:42.940 So great

01:23:43.760 Hi

01:23:44.740 Sweet

01:23:45.300 Here's a

01:23:46.480 Deal

01:23:46.780 Anyone who

01:23:48.020 Doesn't

01:23:48.300 Listen to

01:23:48.700 Kite

01:23:48.980 Club

01:23:49.260 Is a

01:23:49.840 Dodgy

01:23:50.120 Bloody

01:23:50.400 Wanker

01:23:51.280 Charmaine

01:23:52.000 I'll take

01:23:53.960 A quarter

01:23:54.360 Pounder

01:23:54.800 With cheese

01:23:55.280 And a

01:23:55.720 McFlurry

01:23:56.320 Sorry sir

01:23:56.880 But our

01:23:57.140 Ice cream

01:23:57.440 Machine

01:23:57.680 Is broken

01:23:58.160 I think

01:24:01.500 Tom Hanks

01:24:02.020 Just butt

01:24:02.560 Dialed me

01:24:03.120 Anyway

01:24:03.600 First rule

01:24:04.440 The Kite

01:24:04.740 Club

01:24:04.960 Is

01:24:05.520 Tell everyone

01:24:06.400 About Kite

01:24:07.000 Club

01:24:07.240 Second rule

01:24:08.000 The Kite

01:24:08.380 Club

01:24:08.620 Is

01:24:09.160 Tell everyone

01:24:10.240 About Kite

01:24:11.100 Club

01:24:11.420 Third rule

01:24:12.200 Like and

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01:24:16.560 Yeah

01:24:17.000 And yes

01:24:17.900 Don't worry

01:24:18.480 My Brad Pitt

01:24:19.320 Impression

01:24:19.740 Will get better

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 30, 2019

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly ｜ This Past Weekend #218

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