This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 30, 2017


This Past Thursday： 11-30-17 ｜ This Past Weekend #56


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Toxicity

104

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Comedian Adam Carolla ( ) joins Jemele to talk about his trip to Canada and his thoughts on cheating on his wife. He also talks about his new found interest in yoga and his plans for the weekend.

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00:00:00.000 All right, man. Let's be young criminals, man. Let's be some young criminals. All right. 0.95
00:00:16.140 It's Thursday.
00:00:27.520 You hear that? 0.97
00:00:30.000 Something that kind of song before you masturbate at a junkyard or at, like, a recycling center, boy. 0.99
00:00:41.160 Yeah, let's go! 0.99
00:00:47.520 Yeah!
00:00:48.860 I want to thank, uh, that's Jesse Lucero.
00:00:51.920 Dropped that inbox to me in that hit.
00:00:54.980 And that's a nameless hit. That hit doesn't even have a name to it.
00:00:57.740 But that's probably a classic hit.
00:01:00.260 And I appreciate it. Thank you guys for being here today on Thursday.
00:01:05.640 And it is November 30th. It might be the last day of November.
00:01:10.800 Do you realize that? It might be the last day of November 2017.
00:01:14.280 I'm too, uh, I just don't, too lazy to look at the damn calendar, I think.
00:01:20.020 But I want you to appreciate you guys for being here with me on the follow-up. 0.94
00:01:22.820 We got the follow-up this week.
00:01:24.540 I'm going to get right into it because I'm not playing.
00:01:27.400 You know what I'm saying? I'm not playing today.
00:01:29.760 I got my weekend ahead of me. I'm headed to Calgary.
00:01:32.260 Calgary. I'm headed to Calgary, Canada tomorrow on a flight with three other comedians.
00:01:38.840 We're going to go to Calgary. We're going to do a show at a place called Cowboys.
00:01:43.800 And I have never been to Calgary.
00:01:45.920 I've been to Canada.
00:01:48.040 Um, and I've had some unique experiences up there.
00:01:50.980 Got some severe food poisoning up there one time.
00:01:53.800 And had to lay by a fireplace for a long time and, uh, and get well.
00:01:58.160 Very Native American experience up there.
00:02:01.360 Um, and sometimes I wonder what happened with the Native Americans that were in Canada.
00:02:05.700 Because you always hear about, like, you know, how Native Americans got treated here in the U.S.
00:02:10.040 And not well, might I add, if you miss those chapters in school.
00:02:13.900 But the answer is, uh, not well there.
00:02:16.700 And then I start thinking, well, how did they get treated over there in, um, in Canada?
00:02:21.760 You know, those kind of frost, they call them frostbacks.
00:02:25.000 I think a lot of people up there.
00:02:26.380 And I think, I don't know if that's a racial term or not.
00:02:28.000 I hope it's not.
00:02:29.480 But anyhow, man, thank you guys for joining me.
00:02:31.980 I just got out of some yoga.
00:02:34.660 So I'm feeling my spirit.
00:02:36.980 I'm feeling my spirit kind of living in the ends of my arms and legs.
00:02:41.240 And look, I'll tell you this about yoga, man.
00:02:42.720 I used to be anti-yoga.
00:02:44.480 You know, I used to be anti-yoga.
00:02:46.240 I'd go in there.
00:02:47.640 People are sweating.
00:02:49.460 You know, you can hear some ladies. 1.00
00:02:50.940 They got their hoo-hahs dangling out. 1.00
00:02:54.400 You know, people, some people's in the corner just kind of, you know, laying on the thing with like a little blanket over them.
00:02:59.580 And you know they freaking tugging out.
00:03:02.360 You know.
00:03:03.440 You know they freaking petting that whistle, bruh.
00:03:06.420 But then you also have people that are in there that are really getting it done and getting their bones and joints in better condition.
00:03:13.420 And that's the kind of people that I was dealing with in there today, man.
00:03:17.000 It's good, dude.
00:03:18.020 Yoga, I'm starting to get into it.
00:03:19.440 They have that Diamond Dallas Page yoga.
00:03:20.900 I've never done it.
00:03:21.780 But I hear that it's pretty cavalier.
00:03:24.440 So.
00:03:25.180 But I'm happy, man.
00:03:25.960 I'm feeling good.
00:03:26.600 I'm feeling lively.
00:03:28.300 You know.
00:03:28.720 Might have to go hit that gray block pizza over on Pico Boulevard.
00:03:33.160 Roll up in there.
00:03:34.120 You know, peaceful.
00:03:36.320 Roll up in there.
00:03:36.980 And namaste.
00:03:38.620 Let me get that hitter, huh?
00:03:40.540 Let me get that gray block pizza fill my mouth.
00:03:44.080 What's inside of your mouth right now?
00:03:45.980 Probably air.
00:03:47.000 Maybe gum.
00:03:48.360 Maybe your tongue.
00:03:50.080 Imagine, dude, if your tongue was pizza.
00:03:53.180 That's what can happen to you if you go to gray block pizza.
00:03:57.100 So you check it out when you're in Los Angeles.
00:03:59.080 G-R-E-Y-B-L-O-C-K-P-I-Z-Z-A dot com.
00:04:02.580 We're doing the follow-up.
00:04:03.620 I want to get you guys immediately into the call that led to a lot of calls.
00:04:07.140 We had a lot of people hit the hotline, 985-664-9503.
00:04:13.360 We're going to get into, I want to play that call for you right now so you can hear what a lot of the calls were about.
00:04:18.420 Here we go.
00:04:18.900 Hey, what's up, Theo?
00:04:21.340 My name is Adam.
00:04:23.420 And got a little question for you.
00:04:26.420 Maybe get your thoughts on a little.
00:04:29.780 My wife at about year two informed me that watching pornography was akin to cheating. 0.95
00:04:39.980 Year two, first of all, this dude, I mean, that's a wild way to put it, I guess, Adam, year two.
00:04:46.680 But yeah, so 700 days into the deal, you know, after having the cake and the big party with everyone and friends you know and love and family and getting those gifts and getting that money,
00:04:56.500 your wife says that porn is akin to cheating. 1.00
00:05:00.520 Let's go. 0.99
00:05:02.020 And so she requested that I stop watching that pornography. 0.99
00:05:07.180 And so I did.
00:05:10.780 But what she did for me was she allowed me to start filming us doing the nasty.
00:05:22.600 That nasty, boy.
00:05:25.040 And you know what's interesting to me, Adam, is that nobody ever, it's never, I love how the nickname it is the nasty, you know?
00:05:32.920 It's not that beautiful dance, you know?
00:05:35.700 It's, you know, it used to be called humping.
00:05:38.400 Sometimes they call it humping.
00:05:40.480 You know, if you, if just a woman is just, you know, I guess kind of on her knees and you're just back there behind her, you know, that's humping, you know? 0.97
00:05:49.860 But the nasty. 0.99
00:05:51.780 And if you've ever watched two people have sex, dude, it's kind of, it's pretty ridiculous, like not on pornography. 0.98
00:05:58.460 Like on pornography, you're talking to the all-stars, you know? 1.00
00:06:01.580 These are the Shaquille O'Neills of fucking on pornography. 1.00
00:06:05.700 On sexual, you know, these are, you know, these are your, you're, you're, you know, these are your, your Neil Armstrongs of sex and, you know, you know, tits and butthole work and all of that, everything they're doing. 1.00
00:06:19.140 These are connoisseurs, you know? 0.99
00:06:22.000 These are, this, this is your salt bay of, of, of sexuality, these people on pornography.
00:06:28.620 Somebody rolling into your bedroom or my bedroom, seeing, you know, our hairy, you know, derrieres, that hairy air, seeing our hairy derrieres or our, you know, our, you know, maybe a, if I have an ink stain on my leg because a pen broke in my pocket at work and it's been there for seven months, you know?
00:06:48.740 And, I mean, we're not showing off the best case, you know, we're not showing off the best, you know, elements and the best limbs and, you know, and everything.
00:07:00.700 So the, what you're going to be, your trade-off, I mean, that's a beautiful trade-off.
00:07:04.740 You know, at least your wife gave you an option. 0.87
00:07:06.280 She said, well, if you can't do this, I don't want you doing this, but you're allowed to film you and me being nasty.
00:07:12.580 Let's hear more.
00:07:13.800 So, anyway, the dark arts part of this comes in with me.
00:07:19.860 I kind of want to try something else and I'm not sure on how she's going to take it, but I kind of want to film her banging somebody else. 0.62
00:07:34.260 That may sound weird to some people.
00:07:36.640 It may sound, you know, the jealous types, you know, they wouldn't get into something like that, but I've been thinking about it a lot, man.
00:07:45.720 And, you know, even sometimes when my wife is doing nasty things to me, I kind of, in my head, start thinking like I'm somebody else.
00:07:55.260 There you go.
00:07:57.440 So he really, in Adam's head, it feels like he is, well, let's see what some of you guys thought, man. 0.99
00:08:04.160 Because his wife is saying, I don't want you watching the pornography, that's akin to cheating, but you can film us having sex. 0.91
00:08:10.340 And now he wants to bring some other people into the bedroom. 0.82
00:08:13.460 You know, he wants to bring, I mean, first of all, you know, the number one draft pick is probably going to be a brother.
00:08:18.940 And if you're going to bring a, you know, somebody going to come in there with a big instrument, you over, you know, you can, you in there with your little synthesizer and a brother shows up with a big bass drum.
00:08:30.060 You know, I mean, maybe that's what you want to see, though.
00:08:33.620 You know, or if you get, I mean, you could get 11 or 9 Asian dudes rolling up on your lady, you know, hanging off over like one of those bicycles in the Guinness Book of World Records. 0.98
00:08:42.580 You know, you might have 11 or 9, you know, 11 or 9 Asian dudes, you know, some Viettes or some Laotians, you know, popping off, giving her that, you know, that, what's it called when they prick your skin with all those needles at one time? 0.99
00:09:00.240 I don't know what it's called, man, needle, needle work, you know, if they knitting, they doing all that knitting, boy, they, you know, those little bitty, you know, crazy hammers, you know, the specific hammers.
00:09:11.640 A lot of Asians, they come with that specific hammer, you know, almost like they got a, like they're, like a, like they're sewing, you know, they got that little, they got that sewing machine wiener. 1.00
00:09:24.740 But you get 11 of those, boy, you know, you could call some arrhythmia or something on your old lady.
00:09:31.200 But so that, that was Adam's call and you guys gave me, so you guys got some great calls that came in.
00:09:35.420 So let's pop into one of those right here.
00:09:38.020 Hi Theo, this is Ashley.
00:09:39.840 I'm calling from Tampa.
00:09:42.020 Hey Ashley, thank you for calling from Tampa.
00:09:44.100 Tampa, bad zoning down there. 0.97
00:09:46.140 You know, a lot of, I got accosted by a gay gangbanger down there one time. 1.00
00:09:52.780 Dude tried to get me honestly to masturbate in and give him my wallet. 0.96
00:09:56.500 So that's, you know, it is what it is, but they got some unique zoning down there. 0.97
00:10:01.300 You know, strip club right next to a place where you could get a boat or, you know, get an animal euthanized, all types of stuff.
00:10:07.420 Spanish moss, everything.
00:10:08.980 Let's hear more.
00:10:09.620 Thank you for calling, Ashley.
00:10:11.760 I saw you for the first time a while back and I think that was the first time I ever laughed, cried at a comedy show.
00:10:18.140 So.
00:10:18.820 Well, I appreciate that.
00:10:19.860 Thank you for the compliment.
00:10:21.660 One dude, one night at a show, he laughed so hard, he came out of the closet.
00:10:26.460 You know, he was just like, I'm gay. 1.00
00:10:29.420 And his buddies were like, what the fuck, Gerald? 1.00
00:10:33.860 You know, calm down, bro. 1.00
00:10:36.180 Have another beer.
00:10:38.000 Get it together, bucko.
00:10:40.260 Onward.
00:10:40.920 I've become a big fan.
00:10:42.560 I'm actually calling in response to your is porn cheating question.
00:10:48.700 And my short answer is no.
00:10:50.160 However, I think that it can definitely be a huge issue in a relationship if the person has some sort of addiction, which I think that one of my ex-boyfriends had an addiction.
00:11:06.600 Yes.
00:11:07.180 I mean, I don't know if one of your ex-boyfriends did have that, but I certainly have been there.
00:11:12.540 You know, that is a bad habit and it's a dark, that's the dark arts.
00:11:16.640 And that's where a lot of the dark arts even started for me, was getting caught up in that, you know, and just feeling around. 0.99
00:11:23.260 You know, sometimes I used to blindfold myself and pretend I didn't know where my penis was and then find my penis and then masturbate. 0.99
00:11:32.440 So, you know, just because you got to spice it up even when you're just masturbating, you got to spice it up, you know. 0.99
00:11:39.480 But yeah, for some people, it's a bad habit. 0.82
00:11:41.780 So you're saying no, Ashley.
00:11:43.300 And it's nice to hear a woman's voice on this. 0.94
00:11:45.100 I'll say that.
00:11:45.800 But there's something that immediately, you know, takes it to another level when you got a woman talking about sexuality and that, you know, right here in this conversation, in this, you know, in this vile little cauldron that we've created here to discuss this dirt topic, you know, onward. 0.99
00:12:03.720 It was to the point where he would rather lock himself in the bathroom and jerk off than have sex with me. 0.98
00:12:11.100 Ooh, that's a little silence of the lambsy, you know, he's in there petting that black sheep and you outside looking for some wool, you know. 1.00
00:12:22.420 So, yeah, that's wild.
00:12:23.720 I've never, you know, I mean, honestly, I'll tell you this. 0.93
00:12:26.940 I did have times where, man, I would, when I was seeing a gal, I would masturbate, even when she and I were not having good sex, the sex was not, we were not even having sex at a time. 0.58
00:12:41.260 And I would still be pleasuring myself, you know. 0.69
00:12:44.960 So, at that point, there is something going on because, you know, this was a girl that I loved, you know, that I was in love with.
00:12:50.500 And I don't know why I wouldn't, you know, exercise that sensuality with her.
00:12:56.480 And instead, you know, you know, I'm out, you know, beating that thing like it's a bad school boy, you know, like it just failed the third grade.
00:13:06.160 And, you know, I don't know why I do that, why I did that, or why someone does that.
00:13:16.120 You know, you really got me thinking here now, Ashley.
00:13:17.880 I think some of the reason was just, I almost wonder if some of it was out of a selfishness.
00:13:23.700 Like if I don't, like the more I connect with this girl, the more in love, maybe I'll fall more in love.
00:13:31.340 And maybe I'll get my feelings hurt, you know, whereas if I just pleasure myself, then I know I'm in control of everything.
00:13:40.460 I'm in control of the situation.
00:13:41.860 Nobody can hurt me.
00:13:44.740 I don't know.
00:13:46.580 Interesting, though.
00:13:47.380 Let's hear more.
00:13:47.960 Thank you for calling, Ashley.
00:13:49.740 So, I feel like if that's where you're at and he's not willing to admit that it's an issue, then I think that's fair to say that, you know, he should obviously stop.
00:14:00.820 But, is it cheating?
00:14:02.400 No.
00:14:04.000 There you go.
00:14:05.120 It's not cheating, she said, unless it's a bad habit.
00:14:08.200 But, you know, I'm assuming his wife must have thought it was a bad habit if she said that, if she told him to shut it down.
00:14:15.720 We got some other great calls that came in.
00:14:17.400 Let's get right into it.
00:14:18.580 Yo, this is Rico calling from that New Hampshire.
00:14:23.600 Rico, that hamp.
00:14:24.760 That hamp city.
00:14:26.080 Ham, hamp. 0.98
00:14:26.640 Um, calling about the porn cheating.
00:14:30.320 Uh, hadn't considered it until Adam brought it up on the call where his wife called him out.
00:14:38.640 But, after thinking about it, I do think porn is cheating.
00:14:42.900 I believe that I have been cheating on my girlfriend. 0.96
00:14:47.780 There are times where I will masturbate before seeing her because I don't want to engage in sexual activities with her. 0.98
00:15:00.900 Wow. 0.99
00:15:01.300 I mean, this is kind of part of what we were just talking about, like, uh, let's hear more.
00:15:06.320 I'm interrupting you.
00:15:06.940 Go, go ahead, Adam.
00:15:07.800 Sorry.
00:15:08.800 That's cheating.
00:15:09.960 That, that's cheating with your hand.
00:15:13.320 Okay, so you're saying that you even feel like that that's cheating. 0.95
00:15:18.120 That if you're masturbating, you know, you're dropping that ounce.
00:15:23.620 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:15:25.880 You know, you're working that water pole and, and you're keeping that away from your girlfriend.
00:15:33.600 Then that is cheating.
00:15:35.680 I mean, that makes sense, you know, in a way like, yeah, I'm keeping this for me.
00:15:40.140 This isn't for you.
00:15:41.920 I mean, that's the same thing cheating is.
00:15:43.400 I'm taking, I'm putting this somewhere else.
00:15:45.260 I'm keeping this from you.
00:15:47.640 I mean, there's definitely, uh, you know, there's some synonymity there.
00:15:52.260 Synonymity.
00:15:53.280 Uh, let's hear more.
00:15:53.940 Like you said, if it's only a once in a while thing, but if you, if you're doing it instead of giving love to your lady, then yeah, I would consider cheating.
00:16:02.640 If you're doing it instead of giving love to your lady.
00:16:04.480 And yeah, I mean, I wish, you know, and a, and a caller hit this on the hotline.
00:16:08.160 They said, well, why don't you have a therapist call in sometime or come in sometime and discuss some of these things with you.
00:16:13.260 And that's something that I hope we'll be able to get into, um, here in the new year.
00:16:17.620 Uh, a couple more, uh, months here.
00:16:20.280 We're going to try to, you know, maybe even get into a bigger studio where we can have more applicable space for a guest.
00:16:26.680 Uh, those are pipe dreams, but those are real dreams.
00:16:29.680 And, and some of that support comes from people supporting on Patreon, um, from our charter sponsors, stuff like that.
00:16:35.400 So, but that would be great to have a real therapist sitting in there and then we can try to gun down some of these issues, you know, walk through some of them whenever we're on a day like this, where this is the kind of stuff that we're talking about.
00:16:45.940 But if you're keeping it from your lady on purpose, there's something going on there, you know, cause why wouldn't you engage in that sex with somebody else?
00:16:55.380 You know, there's also a thing with the man.
00:16:58.060 Like once you get close, it's like sometimes whenever you get like a lot of my buddies are in, they're in relationships, marriages, but they have no sexual attraction to their partner.
00:17:07.560 Um, you know, it's real stuff out there, man.
00:17:11.240 People are really out in these skeet streets and dealing with this stuff.
00:17:15.200 Uh, next caller.
00:17:16.600 Hey, Theo.
00:17:17.480 This is Josh from Wisconsin.
00:17:19.260 Oh, and thank you, Rico, for that call.
00:17:21.060 Appreciate it.
00:17:21.920 Uh, Josh from Wisconsin.
00:17:24.740 Um, Wisconsin is where they had the making of a murderer man.
00:17:28.620 And that Brendan Dassey, dude.
00:17:30.500 Come on.
00:17:31.340 Let that boy out.
00:17:32.940 The best he going to do is maybe get a job break and leave somewhere.
00:17:35.900 Let that boy out, dude.
00:17:38.460 Hadn't he been through enough?
00:17:39.380 He had adult acne as a child.
00:17:41.760 Let him out.
00:17:42.980 Onward.
00:17:43.760 Uh, love the podcast, man.
00:17:45.380 I like, uh, everything you're doing with the dark arts and being that avenue for us, uh, heathens. 0.98
00:17:50.000 Well, I'm just out here in these, I'm just, uh, I'm just a crossing guard, man. 0.95
00:17:53.180 I'm a crossing guard who's jerking off on his lunch break. 0.83
00:17:55.920 You know what I'm saying? 0.97
00:17:56.800 I'm out here with you in these dark arts, bud.
00:17:58.700 Onward.
00:17:59.340 Heathens out here. 1.00
00:18:00.120 Uh, in response to Adam, uh, the caller about, uh, porn.
00:18:04.960 Uh, I don't think porn is cheating.
00:18:07.160 I think as long as it's not something you do, like, on a daily basis and that's the only
00:18:11.340 thing you lust for, uh, I don't think it should be a problem.
00:18:14.880 But I think you can definitely watch too much of it to where, like you said, you lose that
00:18:18.320 desire for your lady and putting up with all the, you know, normal relationship stuff
00:18:23.200 doesn't seem worth it if you're not after that lust, after that nut.
00:18:27.360 Uh, yeah, and he, and he here talking, this young man talking about that nut and that's
00:18:32.340 the thing, because here's the thing.
00:18:34.280 If you ain't doing pleasure and you ain't, you know, old faithful and, you know, and you
00:18:40.000 ain't being a human geyser and you just constantly treating yourself to free orgasms, you know,
00:18:45.680 like you're the only person playing Monopoly and you just going around the board as many 1.00
00:18:49.220 times as you want, like a damn cheating dirt ball. 0.98
00:18:51.560 So, you know, if you're not doing that, I mean, if you are doing that, then yeah, it's 0.99
00:18:57.980 so, I mean, first of all, you're doing your own thing.
00:19:00.600 So how to, a marriage is where you're supposed to put it together.
00:19:04.040 You know, you're supposed to put them body parts together, you know, and you're supposed
00:19:07.560 to put the love, you're supposed to see a woman in the kitchen and want to, um, you know,
00:19:14.640 treat her to some of that, uh, that DNA glue, you know what I'm saying? 0.96
00:19:18.600 That, that maker, that baby maker, you know, and I'm, I, and how semen is not on the periodic
00:19:26.080 table of elements, I will never understand.
00:19:28.680 I will never understand.
00:19:30.740 Um, salt is on there.
00:19:32.260 Sodium chloride, dude.
00:19:34.000 Salt is going to spruce up a steak maybe and some, maybe some tighten up some broccoli,
00:19:38.480 but you want to start a family. 0.99
00:19:41.260 You need semen, dude. 0.99
00:19:42.280 Salt ain't going to get you anything. 1.00
00:19:43.780 You throw salt in a woman's vagina, dude, they're going to get pissed and that's no children. 1.00
00:19:48.220 Just anger. 1.00
00:19:49.380 And that's the truth.
00:19:51.960 Um, but let's hear a little bit more, but yeah, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're,
00:19:56.120 if, if you're, if you're, if you're spraying that, if you're giving that away all the time
00:19:59.620 to the, to whatever, to a screen on your computer, to the sink, to whatever, to the shower drain,
00:20:05.400 then you're not saving that for you.
00:20:07.780 Then that attraction is not going to be there.
00:20:09.960 Your chi is going to be dissolved for your spouse. 0.68
00:20:12.420 Let's hear more.
00:20:13.600 Um, so there's that, uh, interesting thought here though.
00:20:17.400 Do you think his lack of watching porn now and not having that avenue to express his
00:20:22.160 sexuality, do you, do you think that that led to his desire to, to share his woman?
00:20:27.840 Also, I couldn't do it.
00:20:28.900 I'm way too jealous for that.
00:20:30.060 Wow.
00:20:31.560 That's a really, uh, interesting thought.
00:20:33.780 So the fact that he couldn't watch porn anymore, but he had been watching a lot of it. 0.59
00:20:40.400 Now he needs to see porn.
00:20:42.740 I mean, his wife said she was okay with them, him filming them, but that's like watching the 0.99
00:20:46.900 same porn over and over again.
00:20:48.780 Now he want to see somebody else on the screen, you know?
00:20:51.200 Now he don't want to just be at butterthighs.com.
00:20:54.460 He want to go to, uh, you know, um, silver foxes and silver crotches.
00:21:01.600 You know, he want to go to blacksuperstars.net.
00:21:05.160 You know, he want to be, he want to see some brothers throwing that javelin with the sneakers
00:21:09.940 on a couple of brothers in New Balance going to town, you know, on little red riding cot.
00:21:16.020 You know, he, he wants to see that, you know, he want to see them aerialists, you know, sometimes
00:21:21.360 you can get on some of those websites and have a Chinese man or a Vietnamese fella, you 0.98
00:21:25.940 know, just a, a small Italian and they'll come whipping off those, um, those, uh, you 1.00
00:21:32.380 know, those aerialist things that they have the trapeze and land in a crotch like that 0.97
00:21:36.800 and try to do no splash, you know, or no, you know, try not to wake the lady who's sleeping 0.57
00:21:42.440 there with her legs open or whatever the gist is of the pornography. 0.99
00:21:46.020 But so this, this, this caller saying that, do you think that by stopping one, but already 0.79
00:21:52.480 being fused with it in his brain, that Adam now still wants to see porn, but the only way
00:21:58.020 he can see it is by making it on his own.
00:22:00.400 Wow.
00:22:00.760 This is almost like a script for like a, like a murder or something.
00:22:04.320 Um, it could be, you know, our psyche is a, our psyche.
00:22:09.020 It's like a, it's like a chef that don't want to go to the grocery.
00:22:12.400 Sometimes our psyche will just use what's in the cupboard.
00:22:16.160 Oh, if I got this already and I got this and that's why sometimes you have to go to therapy
00:22:21.820 and you have to go to some of these things.
00:22:23.480 You have to talk to people.
00:22:24.840 You have to let it out.
00:22:26.900 You know, you have to let these ghosts out of the, out of your soul, you know, out of
00:22:32.140 your soul cave.
00:22:33.000 Because if you don't, then the chef and your psyche will just use the same ingredients.
00:22:39.380 It'll repackage them.
00:22:41.620 So now, and look, man, it can make a nastier recipe before you're just watching other people 0.94
00:22:46.500 have sex on the screen. 0.53
00:22:47.720 Next thing you know, you're spending $2,000 on cameras and lights and your wife's getting, 1.00
00:22:52.800 you know, chirped up by some bad birds that are flying in.
00:22:56.420 You know, people flying in on Southwest to bang your wife. 0.99
00:23:01.120 Man, what is going on? 0.90
00:23:04.180 All right.
00:23:04.980 You know what movie I watched the other night?
00:23:07.620 It was, uh, Horseman on Netflix and Dennis Quaid is in the movie.
00:23:13.320 And I like Dennis Quaid because I interviewed him one time on our Allegedly podcast and he
00:23:20.060 brought some tequila to, to myself and my co-host.
00:23:23.740 And he, uh, got in a fight with a parking attendant afterwards downstairs.
00:23:28.380 And I thought that was pretty interesting.
00:23:30.840 You know, I didn't get the statement from the parking attendant, but Dennis Quaid was
00:23:34.660 just kind of TO'd and whatever, who knows, but I thought it was just pretty cool.
00:23:39.160 And while we were talking, I told him that my favorite Dennis Quaid movie ever was this
00:23:43.360 movie called Frequency.
00:23:44.800 And he told me that his favorite movie he ever did was called Frequency.
00:23:51.320 So I always respected that.
00:23:52.980 But I watched Horseman the other night on Netflix.
00:23:56.000 If you haven't seen it, don't.
00:23:57.600 It's horrible.
00:23:58.640 It's a bad movie.
00:24:00.520 It's about like, I don't know.
00:24:03.080 It's supposed to be about serial killers.
00:24:04.160 It got four stars on Netflix, which means nothing.
00:24:06.720 And we have no clue how they give him these stars or whatever.
00:24:09.780 But it was absolutely bad.
00:24:12.660 And the problem is with a lot of films you go see, they're bad.
00:24:16.240 Murder on the Orient Express.
00:24:19.760 Beautiful looking, nice train.
00:24:21.800 But you know what?
00:24:22.680 I'm not paying 25 bucks to go see a train, you know?
00:24:26.860 Like, I'll go on an actual train.
00:24:28.820 I'll get on Amtrak and see a real murder for probably the same price, but at least I get
00:24:34.160 to travel across the country halfway.
00:24:36.020 And the problem is with the film industry these days, it's that it's just built in such a way that it stifles creativity.
00:24:43.860 You know, they deliver bad content.
00:24:45.260 You know, there's just a few actors and a few people that keep getting the same jobs over and over again because they monopolized the industry.
00:24:53.280 You know, there's only three or four studios that are even making anything.
00:24:56.800 You have to go through Seth Rogen.
00:24:58.540 You have to have The Rock in any movie.
00:25:01.100 You know, these companies know that if they make a movie that costs $100 million and that The Rock is in it, they're going to make $120 million after.
00:25:08.780 So they make $20 million profit and that's enough for them.
00:25:11.840 They know that they can just use that cookie cutter format every time.
00:25:15.080 But the problem is we get bad content until now.
00:25:18.040 Now, there's a new program.
00:25:21.460 It's called LiveTree.
00:25:23.760 LiveTree.com.
00:25:24.800 You can go to it right now.
00:25:26.920 And it's basically a network that's going to allow us, the consumer, to invest in projects.
00:25:34.460 And we will own part of the project.
00:25:37.440 So we get to kind of pick what will be created.
00:25:40.700 Imagine like fantasy football, basically, where you get to put the players in, right?
00:25:44.880 You will help choose the actors.
00:25:46.460 You will help fund the projects.
00:25:48.600 But you will have an ownership.
00:25:49.960 You will have a stake.
00:25:50.840 You will have a share.
00:25:52.120 Imagine that.
00:25:53.200 It's basically like create your own pizza, but it's for film and television.
00:25:57.060 And that's what's going on now.
00:25:58.460 And it's amazing.
00:25:59.740 It's a way that the industry can change.
00:26:01.720 Go to LiveTree.com.
00:26:04.100 Check out how you can get involved.
00:26:06.280 This is the time to get involved.
00:26:07.780 It's like say if I told you five years ago you can invest in Netflix now.
00:26:11.820 That's what's going on.
00:26:13.400 LiveTree.com.
00:26:14.720 You want to check that out.
00:26:16.940 I promise.
00:26:18.180 All right.
00:26:18.380 Let's go to our next caller here.
00:26:20.000 This caller is from Huntsville, Alabama, where I was just a few weeks ago.
00:26:23.660 And I appreciate you calling.
00:26:24.820 Here we go.
00:26:26.080 What's up, Dale?
00:26:26.920 This is Lee calling about if pornography and viewing is cheating or not.
00:26:32.420 Thank you for calling, young bucko.
00:26:34.260 Let's hear more of your words.
00:26:35.620 I think you said it best, man.
00:26:37.780 If it's a habit that you're setting aside time for and on a regular basis, then yeah, I believe it's cheating.
00:26:46.180 I've been with my wife for about five years.
00:26:48.800 And any time I got into the habit of watching porn, it always took the excitement of having sex with my wife away. 0.91
00:26:55.620 A hundred percent. 0.99
00:26:57.700 You know, if you got that gusto headed towards your lady and you sprang in that gusto out in the yard or pulling up there by the Winn-Dixie and masturbating or whatever, then of course. 0.96
00:27:08.200 You're not going to bring that same gusto into the household. 0.97
00:27:11.320 You know, and I feel you, man.
00:27:12.840 You know, and it's wild out there.
00:27:14.820 If you have it in your planner, first of all, if you have it in your planner, you know, breakfast, gym, yurk off, you know, that kind of stuff, then you got to, then that's definitely not good.
00:27:26.020 So I feel you there.
00:27:27.180 Let's hear some more.
00:27:27.880 Thank you for calling. 0.99
00:27:29.120 And I wonder if Adam's fantasy of watching his wife get nailed by another man actually stems from watching porn. 0.56
00:27:35.820 I don't have any experience with the whole cooking situation. 0.99
00:27:39.060 And cooking, he's talking about cooking, and that's the thing where you, you know, you have, you know, it's basically tag team where you tag in somebody else and they come in and, you know, put your wife's vagina into a figure four leg lock onward. 0.76
00:27:52.620 But I would think that being married for only five years, that it may be a little too early to start making those kind of requests in the bedroom. 0.96
00:28:01.060 And if it was my wife, I know it would kind of freak her out.
00:28:04.220 She'd feel like she didn't know who I was, like I wasn't the man she married.
00:28:09.740 And that's a good point. 0.99
00:28:12.020 You know, if all of, yeah, you can't surprise, you can't be like, hey, you know, I got a new sex toy to your wife. 0.98
00:28:17.980 And then you crack, you know, she's like, well, what is it? 0.98
00:28:20.480 And she's looking in the drawers.
00:28:21.900 And then the next thing you know, you know, she's looking in the bedside table.
00:28:25.840 The next thing you know, you open the closet door and it's big Ralph, you know, or it's thick Hank, you know, rocking out.
00:28:33.020 But, you know, you can't, you know, all of a sudden you're a conductor.
00:28:38.140 You're not even a participant in y'all's relationship.
00:28:40.120 You're more of a conductor at that point.
00:28:42.080 You know, you're just fueling up that, you know, you're fueling up Ralph or Hank if you're getting them Gatorades or anything while they're doing activity.
00:28:50.460 You know, so you got to think about some of that.
00:28:54.740 And, yeah, maybe you've evolved into some other type of deal, brother, you know, Adam, our original caller.
00:29:00.540 Maybe you've evolved or devolved, however you want to look at it.
00:29:03.020 You know, your tastes have changed.
00:29:04.640 But that might not be what your wife signed up for, you know.
00:29:09.220 I mean, these are his thoughts, brother.
00:29:11.160 Let's hear some more.
00:29:11.960 Another caller.
00:29:12.440 Here we go.
00:29:13.340 Hey, Dave.
00:29:14.080 Bob, long time listener.
00:29:16.120 Big Bob.
00:29:17.700 Dude, I'll tell you this, man.
00:29:19.340 They had a guy in my town named Big Bobby Bobbertson, right?
00:29:24.080 Bobby Bobbertson.
00:29:25.820 And this boy was big.
00:29:27.080 He might be deceased now.
00:29:28.720 Bless him.
00:29:29.480 Beautiful guy.
00:29:30.240 But he was so big that you, you don't want him to fall on anything sharp because he would just pop.
00:29:36.120 You know what I'm saying?
00:29:36.820 You don't want him to fall on a nail or anything.
00:29:40.480 He would just explode.
00:29:41.980 He was that big.
00:29:43.140 Just pressure.
00:29:43.800 You could see the, his insides were just pressed up against his skin.
00:29:47.740 You know, he couldn't, I mean, he, there was just nothing.
00:29:50.720 There was no room for anything.
00:29:52.380 You know, his eyes, he looked like he was just trapped. 0.99
00:29:54.480 His eyes looked like they were just two balls that were trapped in his head. 0.97
00:29:59.420 But he used to, he eventually actually kidnapped somebody and got busted for pistol whipping some young fella. 0.98
00:30:07.100 But before that, he was a attendant at a gas station, 24 hour gas station.
00:30:13.340 We could get gas and different delectables, mostly fatty delectables like, you know, rotisserie hot dogs and cheese dips and, you know, chips, slim jims, gobstoppers.
00:30:28.080 Icy's, freezies, snack cakes, different things like that.
00:30:33.320 Sometimes milk, but the milk would only last for a few days or maybe 24 hours.
00:30:37.760 You know what I'm talking about, gas station milk.
00:30:39.720 A gas station, you know what I'm talking about.
00:30:42.000 Well, he worked there and he used to let, he used to let us go sit in there during high school.
00:30:47.440 We put lawn chairs in there by the liquor, by the beer cooler and just drink beers back there and just sit in there, like have a little powwow right back in the, by the beer coolers there in the beautifully lit gas station.
00:30:59.180 I think it was called an A.M.P.M.
00:31:01.360 But anyhow, Big Bobby Bobertson.
00:31:03.700 But nice to hear you, Bob.
00:31:04.800 Let's go.
00:31:06.420 This is that question about Adam was raising his porn is cheating.
00:31:12.260 You know, I just got, man, I've been, I've been married for quite a while now, almost 15 years. 0.82
00:31:19.880 Ooh, that big kink say more. 1.00
00:31:22.280 And, you know, man, I've been beating my meat for, again, since the day I can't remember.
00:31:30.200 And, you know, ain't nothing wrong with, you know, getting your hands on yourself and staying in touch with yourself and, you know, just being one with yourself and, you know.
00:31:39.820 Oh, yeah, G-ing up. 0.95
00:31:41.160 Sometimes you got to drink a Red Bull and just jerk off, you know, and get out there, be an outdoorsman. 0.99
00:31:46.540 Let's hear more. 0.99
00:31:47.960 You know, men are beating off forever.
00:31:49.920 They're going to continue beating off.
00:31:51.820 I don't know about that. 0.98
00:31:53.000 Will people, you know, 300 years from now, will men still be masturbating?
00:31:56.380 Who knows, brother?
00:31:57.240 That's a big speculation.
00:31:59.520 Onward.
00:32:00.100 You know, porn is just a way to, you know, get that energy out, you know.
00:32:04.620 And, I mean, I feel like if you take that away from a man, then, you know, who knows where that energy is going to be directed to.
00:32:12.320 You know, for all I know, you take away my porn.
00:32:15.080 You're taking away my biscuits and gravy, my freedom.
00:32:19.620 You know, you're taking away everything.
00:32:20.840 Now, you heard it.
00:32:22.900 You're taking away everything.
00:32:23.640 If you take away that man's pornography, then what's next?
00:32:26.300 You're going to take away his guns.
00:32:27.400 You're going to take away his pudding pops.
00:32:28.800 You're going to take away his ability to buy gasoline.
00:32:31.500 You know, where does it stop?
00:32:33.340 So, yeah, I mean, you're saying men need it, that it's okay. 0.89
00:32:37.000 And, look, for most men it is.
00:32:38.980 But this lady don't want this man having it in the household. 1.00
00:32:42.140 He don't want it to be a part of their relationship because it affects it, you know.
00:32:46.100 But for you, it doesn't.
00:32:47.060 Some men, I think it's an unhealthy scenario.
00:32:49.340 And in his situation right there, it's not.
00:32:52.280 So, Bob right there is not affected.
00:32:55.600 Bob is, that's what's referred to by many, Bob, as being unaffected.
00:32:59.880 You're unaffected by it.
00:33:01.640 Let's hear a little bit more here.
00:33:03.560 How's it going, Theo?
00:33:04.680 It's Mason from Boston, Massachusetts.
00:33:07.500 Boston.
00:33:09.360 Yep.
00:33:09.760 And I'm calling the regards to that fella who was talking about filming his wife 0.95
00:33:15.480 and another man having sex.
00:33:17.560 I got to say to him, I don't think that's right at all. 0.95
00:33:20.560 She says that him watching porn is cheating, 1.00
00:33:23.820 but then he wants her to fuck another guy, and that's okay? 1.00
00:33:27.880 I don't know, brother. 1.00
00:33:29.040 I don't know about that.
00:33:30.180 That seems like the dark arts to me, wasn't anything.
00:33:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:33.940 Well, it's definitely the dark arts.
00:33:35.220 That's why we're discussing it here.
00:33:36.580 There's no doubt about it.
00:33:37.540 You know, the man, you know, she said no to that.
00:33:40.480 He's thinking about introducing it.
00:33:42.240 But, you know, I mean, he's got an infection.
00:33:45.920 He's got that itch to see that visual.
00:33:48.100 You know, he's got that itch.
00:33:49.640 That's what I think.
00:33:50.920 But these are you guys' thoughts, and that's why we have this follow-up episode.
00:33:54.340 Let's check in a little more.
00:33:55.220 Here we go.
00:33:56.280 Hi, Theo.
00:33:57.000 I'm calling from Miami, Florida.
00:33:59.940 Oh, mommy from Miami.
00:34:01.820 Beep, beep, beep, beep.
00:34:02.900 Bye-bye.
00:34:04.200 This is in response to the guy that wanted to bring another guy in to be with his wife.
00:34:10.720 Yes.
00:34:11.500 I shouldn't film it.
00:34:13.900 As somebody who's married, I don't think that porn's cheating, even though I did think
00:34:20.260 that at first.
00:34:21.700 I'm totally over that, and I just don't find it cheating.
00:34:25.740 Okay, so you don't find it cheating?
00:34:27.460 And this is from a lady who is married here, Gashi, throwing in her four cents.
00:34:31.880 Let's hear more.
00:34:32.360 However, I would say that about the whole bringing the guy into the bedroom, I think
00:34:38.340 he should maybe reconsider that or really analyze whether he really wants to bring another
00:34:48.440 guy in or if he's just tired of watching himself in the videos that he's making at home.
00:34:53.360 Because if that's the case, then maybe he should just talk to his wife about the whole
00:34:56.900 porn situation.
00:34:57.880 I don't know.
00:34:59.520 I just feel like...
00:35:01.200 Yeah, look, and I'm just going to cut you off there, but that's a great point.
00:35:04.280 Maybe you're just tired of watching yourself, Adam.
00:35:06.600 You know?
00:35:07.080 Maybe you need to spruce yourself up.
00:35:09.380 You know, instead of bringing another man in, why don't you maybe do a disguise?
00:35:12.840 Maybe paint your legs dark.
00:35:14.900 You know?
00:35:15.680 Why don't you...
00:35:16.180 You know, I know people don't want to...
00:35:17.700 You know, doing blackface and stuff like that.
00:35:19.600 But it's, you know, it's, you know, it's...
00:35:22.960 People think...
00:35:24.480 Some people think it's ridiculous to do it if you're...
00:35:26.600 Especially if you're being racially insensitive.
00:35:28.620 Of course, anything is.
00:35:29.700 But, you know, if you paint your body full body or put some, you know, skin toner on to
00:35:36.640 darken up a little bit, maybe do that and then be in the videos.
00:35:40.280 Then you can be that kind of, you know, you can be that urban gentleman, you know, or put
00:35:45.720 some...
00:35:46.280 Get a tattoo, get a...
00:35:47.500 Or wear some wings or something.
00:35:48.800 You can be that nightingale, you know?
00:35:51.180 Or if you wear a Mexican hat.
00:35:54.520 You know, there's different stuff you can do.
00:35:56.780 You know, you can grow some of your body hair out and be a Russian or be Italian.
00:36:02.400 You know?
00:36:03.040 You can, you know, you can get Yiddish.
00:36:08.720 You know?
00:36:09.080 Do something.
00:36:09.600 Get Yiddish, man. 1.00
00:36:10.440 Eat some bad food and then bang a little or something, you know?
00:36:13.880 I mean, there's definitely different things you can do.
00:36:16.320 So I think maybe that's another thing, you know, you might want to spruce up.
00:36:19.560 Or just hire a better editor.
00:36:21.620 Maybe that'll make the, you know, the stuff you guys are filming more exciting.
00:36:24.640 But I appreciate your call, young lady.
00:36:26.000 That's a good idea.
00:36:27.100 Let's hear some more.
00:36:27.920 Here we go.
00:36:29.560 Yo, what up, Theo?
00:36:30.640 This is your boy, Luke, from California.
00:36:33.200 Big Luke.
00:36:33.700 I've been on some things that have been going on in my life.
00:36:37.760 I've been a victim of the dark arts. 0.85
00:36:39.780 We all have been, sir.
00:36:41.420 These last couple years.
00:36:42.800 I'm married.
00:36:45.740 I have a kid.
00:36:47.520 You know, and I love my wife.
00:36:48.820 I love my kids.
00:36:49.940 I love my kid.
00:36:51.080 And I'm going to save that call.
00:36:53.280 Actually, I'm going to save that call for Sunday.
00:36:54.720 I'm going to save that call for the Monday episode, Luke, if you don't mind, man.
00:36:57.600 I think it just, I'd like to get into that a little bit more.
00:37:01.200 And it seems like it fits a little bit better for them.
00:37:03.220 And so we'll check in on that Monday.
00:37:05.300 But here's, let's check one more caller here that we had come in talking about this pornography.
00:37:10.360 Is it cheating?
00:37:11.220 Is it not cheating?
00:37:12.540 And what it looks like bringing somebody else in your own homestead there, you know, for sensual play and for, you know, body joy.
00:37:21.480 Hey, Theo. 0.88
00:37:22.220 This is Punk Ass from Baltimore. 0.96
00:37:24.240 Punk Ass from Baltimore.
00:37:25.500 And Baltimore is a place where if you have some spare dope and you don't feel like doing it where you live, you can drive to Baltimore and do it. 0.97
00:37:31.520 Nobody probably will notice.
00:37:33.600 Baltimore. 0.99
00:37:34.220 Good place to get crab and murdered. 0.98
00:37:36.440 Let's hear more. 0.96
00:37:37.460 Calling in about is porn cheating?
00:37:40.220 Hell no.
00:37:41.020 Porn is not cheating. 0.94
00:37:42.960 Now, this fella sounds like somebody that, you know, familiar with his own body.
00:37:47.480 You know what I'm talking about.
00:37:48.960 And I get the other side.
00:37:50.740 I've been to church meetings and things trying to convince me and show me that porn is cheating.
00:37:57.240 And I get it.
00:37:58.200 Oh, indeed, the Lord will try to keep you off your own meat, you know. 0.99
00:38:02.680 He didn't build you and make you into this special creature for you to be, you know, you know, you know, fucking your own hand out there in the yard more. 0.99
00:38:12.760 I probably do agree that if you're living in a fantasy world, that can't be good for the intimacy of a marriage. 0.97
00:38:18.760 But I just think calling it cheating is just not a good way to help.
00:38:23.820 It's just labeling people something that they're not, that the rest of the world hates, just to try and be more dramatic.
00:38:31.660 And that's a good point.
00:38:34.400 Is labeling, if you call it cheating, then that's, you know, then it's this whole other thing.
00:38:38.940 You know, then it's, yeah, is it cheating?
00:38:41.840 Great point.
00:38:42.960 Is it cheating?
00:38:43.940 Is it, or is it just, this is how he's getting his jollies?
00:38:47.280 You know?
00:38:48.340 He don't want to eat sugar at the house.
00:38:49.700 He's popping these little jelly beans on the side.
00:38:53.520 You know?
00:38:54.820 That's what's going on really here.
00:38:57.900 You know, so, let's hear that one more time.
00:39:00.900 That's a really good point.
00:39:02.020 That if you're living in a fantasy world, that can't be good for the intimacy of a marriage.
00:39:07.340 That's true.
00:39:07.940 If, you know, if your relationship is there with that screen, then how realistic is your relationship in physical form with your spouse?
00:39:14.820 But I just think calling it cheating is just not a good way to help.
00:39:20.220 It's just labeling people something that they're not, that the rest of the world hates, just to try and be more dramatic.
00:39:28.260 It really, I just think there should be another word for it.
00:39:32.920 Like, it reminds me when I'm watching the news.
00:39:36.080 Yeah, that's true.
00:39:37.000 There should be another word for it.
00:39:38.680 You know?
00:39:41.120 You know, man, yeah.
00:39:42.280 What's that another word?
00:39:44.820 You know, if you're doing, if you're being like that, you know, if you're patty-caking, you know, but only using one hand and your other hand is a wiener and your own, and it's your own wiener.
00:39:56.840 That's a lot of questions there.
00:39:59.780 But yeah, by calling it cheating, do we just, are we just labeling, are we making it scarier?
00:40:04.540 You know, then you're in a whole different situation instead of just being, you know, hey, my husband's behaving like this.
00:40:10.680 He's doing this.
00:40:11.440 He's doing these activities.
00:40:12.380 He's doing that one-handed patty-cake.
00:40:15.380 Other hand, wiener.
00:40:17.980 So let's hear, let's hear the rest of this.
00:40:22.200 And there's a fire in the background.
00:40:23.600 I started at fire.
00:40:24.340 Like a safe, like a safe fire for joy.
00:40:27.380 It reminds me when I'm watching the news, when I'm watching the news and there's a story about a little girl who's been kidnapped, and then you sit down and watch for 10 minutes, and the kidnapper is her father, and we're not even sure if he's dangerous.
00:40:41.720 It just seems like just a way to get attention to something you don't like by trying to make a big deal about it.
00:40:48.840 I know the kidnapping thing is much more serious, but I've always thought that there should be another word for that.
00:40:54.420 Yeah, no, and I get your point.
00:40:56.200 A lot of times, yeah, you get all these Amber Alerts six, seven times a night, and it's just some child's real father trying to spend some time with them, you know, because there's some bullshit going on with the courts, or it's a real mother just trying to, you know, finally get their kid back from an evil grandparent.
00:41:10.140 I agree. It's a lot of clickbait out there, and it makes me wonder, too, maybe even with Adam's call, was he framing it up?
00:41:17.620 Is he just trying to, you know, you know, how realistic is he being with us?
00:41:22.280 You know, is he just taking us on a wild goose chase, making him think that he's caught up in this wild universe?
00:41:29.000 You know, with these, you know, does his wife really think it's cheating, but then he's bringing this in?
00:41:34.820 And it sounds like he's not, I think, you know, if we had to come to some overall conclusion, it sounds like Adam's just not making some good choices.
00:41:41.260 You know, he's choosing this, and he's going to get caught up.
00:41:43.940 And what happens after that? You know, where does that end?
00:41:47.520 I mean, that's, you know, that's one of my biggest things, really, is where does that end, you know?
00:41:54.240 All right, let's get to one more here.
00:41:56.740 Hey, Theo. My name is Gina, and I'm a first-time caller.
00:42:01.260 Thanks for calling Gina. That's my mother's name.
00:42:03.320 You know, and that's a beautiful name. I don't know.
00:42:06.160 I'm going to look up right now what it means.
00:42:07.440 I feel kind of sad that I don't even know what Gina means, meaning of Gina.
00:42:14.000 It's an English name, a baby name.
00:42:19.860 Eugina, Regina, Gina, Gina, Lollobrigata.
00:42:27.320 That was a famous Italian, I guess.
00:42:30.340 Gina's made great actors or singers.
00:42:34.840 My mother could not do either of those. 1.00
00:42:38.020 And some of them just can be good writers, it says.
00:42:40.860 It's an English baby name.
00:42:42.860 That's all it says.
00:42:44.100 So, anyhow, we learned that, that your name doesn't really mean much,
00:42:47.320 but that doesn't mean that it doesn't mean that you don't mean something to us.
00:42:50.320 Let's hear a little bit more from you, Gina. Thanks for calling.
00:42:52.340 I want to comment on Adam's cuck-holding issue.
00:42:56.180 Well, be like that, boo-boo, and get that comment out. 0.99
00:42:59.860 Adam, your cuck-holding situation, man, I'm nervous for that conversation.
00:43:04.220 I just don't see it going well.
00:43:06.520 I don't see your wife being open to that.
00:43:09.340 I can't imagine it.
00:43:10.700 But I do wish you luck with that.
00:43:12.800 And, Theo, I do want to say how much we appreciate you, man.
00:43:16.180 I do love listening to you.
00:43:18.680 You make me laugh so hard.
00:43:19.920 And when you say at the end of most of your episodes, too, be good to yourself because we probably deserve it. 0.98
00:43:25.820 Man, that's some of the nicest shit anybody says to me all week. 0.79
00:43:29.120 And I hope you're good to yourself, too, because I know you deserve it because we appreciate getting to laugh. 0.98
00:43:37.020 Oh, that's nice of you to say, Gina.
00:43:38.520 I appreciate that.
00:43:39.420 Man, that really resonates with me more than hearing my own mother talk to me some.
00:43:47.920 You know, I don't know why.
00:43:49.620 It's crazy sometimes how we can hear a stranger's voice better than we can hear some of the voices that are closest to us.
00:43:56.160 I don't know what that is.
00:43:58.020 I don't know what that is.
00:43:58.740 But thanks, Gina.
00:43:59.580 Yeah.
00:44:00.900 You know, what's he getting into?
00:44:02.740 How deep is it going to go?
00:44:05.060 You know?
00:44:05.920 Adam, these women are worried for you. 0.75
00:44:08.460 You sound like everybody's a little bit worried for you, you know?
00:44:10.540 How does this end?
00:44:11.660 Are you getting caught up in these dark arts?
00:44:13.400 How deep are you going to go, Cat Daddy?
00:44:16.340 All right.
00:44:16.920 Let's take one more call here.
00:44:18.280 And see what we can get.
00:44:21.780 Call her.
00:44:23.840 Hey, Vio.
00:44:25.060 It's Becca from Southern California.
00:44:27.720 Becca, thank you for calling.
00:44:29.620 I'm calling as a divorced woman of eight years in response to Adam's call.
00:44:38.260 Dude, I had to pause your little video because that comment, that call was so creepy that I just, I had to like take a breath and find my cell phone and be like, dude, I got to call that hotline.
00:44:57.680 And I don't, I don't, I don't make these calls.
00:44:59.320 But you got to hit that hotline when things get squirrely.
00:45:02.640 You know, when suddenly you feel like an oak tree because you got squirrels running through your body.
00:45:06.580 That's when you need to hit the hotline.
00:45:08.100 985-664-9503.
00:45:11.680 Give me, give me, give me more, Becca.
00:45:14.120 Let me get that hit up. 0.97
00:45:15.420 Anyway, so Adam, you are embarking on a very dangerous path and you'll probably like in six months be dead because like this is the beginning of like how murder mysteries start, bro. 0.97
00:45:31.220 Like, it all started when Adam said, hey, I want you to, you know, have sex with my friend, Mike, Steve. 0.97
00:45:40.280 It's always Steve, isn't it? 0.99
00:45:42.280 It's all even in hypothetical scenarios, Steve being nasty.
00:45:47.780 Yes, more?
00:45:48.940 Then Steve and Adam's wife had the thing on the side where she was like, oh, no, I don't like Steve.
00:45:54.380 But she did like Steve and then like, oh, Adam's got like life insurance.
00:45:59.440 And now, bro, you just cut yourself out of the equation.
00:46:03.980 Yep, right there.
00:46:06.040 You hear, Adam might be on your way to a Dateline episode.
00:46:09.320 A-D-A-M-D-E-A-D.
00:46:13.360 Adam Hardy has two of the same letters as dead.
00:46:16.740 Two of the same letters.
00:46:18.460 So, you're close.
00:46:19.720 Let's hear more.
00:46:20.540 Oh, I don't know.
00:46:23.740 What is wrong with you?
00:46:25.560 Maybe you should just be happy with it.
00:46:30.260 You're getting laid.
00:46:31.540 I don't know.
00:46:33.360 And there you go.
00:46:34.320 That might be the general consensus right there.
00:46:36.940 That might be the general consensus from all of us.
00:46:41.660 All right.
00:46:42.140 I want to thank you guys for calling in.
00:46:45.240 I'm tired.
00:46:46.060 It's late.
00:46:46.720 I'm going to get out of here.
00:46:47.620 But I will, I'll be back on Monday.
00:46:51.020 And we already had some really good callers with some really good stuff to go over for on Monday.
00:46:56.860 I'll update you guys.
00:46:57.800 I'm headed to Calgary, Canada tomorrow.
00:47:00.940 So, I'm keyed up, you know.
00:47:03.360 Get up there, visit them Canadians and look them in the eye. 1.00
00:47:06.280 And just let them know that we're doing okay down here.
00:47:08.600 That we're down here battling these dark arts. 0.99
00:47:10.280 Thank you to our lovely female listeners that called in.
00:47:14.740 And I'll see you guys next time.
00:47:16.840 Be good to yourselves because you know why.
00:47:20.240 You probably deserve it.
00:47:21.240 Good luck, Adam.
00:47:47.840 You're going to need it, dude. 1.00
00:47:51.240 You're fucking with fire, boy. 0.99
00:47:54.960 You know what they say. 1.00
00:47:55.560 If you fuck with fire, boy, you lose your eyebrows, son. 1.00
00:47:59.280 You might even lose a family member. 1.00
00:48:02.440 Praise God, baby.
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