Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - October 06, 2026


PLAGUE GETS WORSE, Russia Locks Down Hospitals, ANOTHER Person Passes| Timcast IRL

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00:02:06.000 Russian media is now reporting a second person has died from this pneumonic plague.
00:02:12.000 We're getting reports that six hospitals, I think maybe it might be five, but I've heard rumors, six hospitals are under a lockdown.
00:02:19.000 Neighboring countries are running health screens at the border.
00:02:22.000 This is blown up online, but it could just be a big nothing burger.
00:02:27.000 Looking at some live feeds from the Irkutsk region, people are like, well, you see some people in hazmat suits, but they don't seem to be overreacting.
00:02:33.000 Meanwhile, the U.S. is pissed because they're not overreacting.
00:02:37.000 Could this be.
00:02:39.000 A big nothing burger.
00:02:41.000 Well, the crazy thing about the story is that a woman wrote a book identifying basically this exact scenario that Yersinia pestis, pneumonic plague, would be there would be an outbreak from a biolab in Serbia, and within weeks, everybody's dead.
00:02:56.000 Okay, I don't know, but this is a narrative nonfiction, right?
00:02:59.000 Not a fiction book, it's a war game.
00:03:02.000 I don't know that it's reasonable to actually expect everybody dies.
00:03:05.000 But with an election around the corner, everybody's kind of like, you know, When we start getting these crazy reports, the government of Russia denying things and appearing to cover it up, people start speculating as to what may actually be going on.
00:03:19.000 We'll talk about that.
00:03:20.000 Plus, we've got new developments, of course, in the Cornell 7 case.
00:03:24.000 I'm going to keep it a little light for the intro to the show because, you know, we'll give you fair warning.
00:03:28.000 But apparently, now, one of the men who was accused, new information has been released that actually in November of that year, he had reported that he was assaulted by her.
00:03:40.000 He had actually reported to them she assaulted him.
00:03:43.000 No action was taken.
00:03:45.000 We are now two years on when she's filed this lawsuit.
00:03:48.000 It is turned into a wacky story.
00:03:50.000 Could it be this woman, this Jane Doe, actually assaulted these guys and preempted their claims because they had reported her for assault?
00:03:59.000 Let me just say it like this because I want to keep it light for the intro to the show.
00:04:02.000 The kind of assault he's accused her of is embarrassing to a man.
00:04:06.000 It's something a man may actually report someone doing to them.
00:04:10.000 I'm not going to get graphic or anything, but now the story is very weird.
00:04:15.000 It was very weird from the get go, but of course, we will talk about that.
00:04:19.000 And we got these riots going on in France.
00:04:21.000 They're expanding.
00:04:22.000 We're hearing rumors that now they're rioting in other parts of Europe as well.
00:04:25.000 And this is because students were mad of bad schools and teacher shortages.
00:04:30.000 So they're going to riot and cause property damage and physical damage, straining resources and making schools worse off.
00:04:37.000 So we're going to talk about all of that, my friends.
00:04:37.000 I guess, whatever.
00:04:40.000 Smash the like button, share the show with all of your friends.
00:04:42.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else, we got Josh Anderson.
00:04:46.000 Hey, thank you.
00:04:47.000 Glad to be here tonight.
00:04:48.000 Absolutely.
00:04:49.000 Who are you?
00:04:49.000 What do you do?
00:04:50.000 Josh Anderson, co founder of Sound.Money, Sound Money Wallet.
00:04:53.000 My business partners and I, we're just a bunch of serial entrepreneurs.
00:04:56.000 We love to find problems and fix them.
00:04:58.000 And with the Sound Money, we've done that.
00:05:00.000 And he gave me this silver coin with the rooster on it.
00:05:06.000 It says, The Noble Rooster, Stand Your Ground, Guard Your Flock.
00:05:09.000 It's amazing.
00:05:10.000 Isn't that what you do?
00:05:12.000 You're out there, you're the Noble Rooster.
00:05:13.000 You're fighting for causes that we all care about.
00:05:15.000 I could never compare myself to the Noble Rooster.
00:05:18.000 They're fantastic.
00:05:19.000 Roosters will sacrifice themselves for their ladies.
00:05:22.000 You know what I mean?
00:05:23.000 I can only hope to one day.
00:05:25.000 Well, actually, no, I don't want to die, and my family needs me alive.
00:05:28.000 But should it ever come to that, I hope I can be as noble as the rooster and do what must be done to save my family.
00:05:35.000 But we were talking about this.
00:05:37.000 We want to launch a bunch of these.
00:05:38.000 These are amazing.
00:05:39.000 These are really, really cool.
00:05:40.000 It's a rooster and a skateboard.
00:05:42.000 Yeah, we do some really cool things with one of our companies called 7K Metals.
00:05:45.000 We do a really cool thing where we allow people to build their own coins and real silver coins.
00:05:50.000 And so we're going to do a really fun project with the Timcast and produce some of those for you.
00:05:54.000 Yeah, we're going to do limited edition silver roosters.
00:05:56.000 It's going to be amazing with some.
00:05:58.000 Black and gold collared ones.
00:06:00.000 It'll be silver, of course, but super cool.
00:06:04.000 Glad to have you.
00:06:04.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.
00:06:05.000 Thank you.
00:06:06.000 Libby is here.
00:06:07.000 I'm Libby Emmons.
00:06:08.000 Glad to be hanging out with you guys.
00:06:09.000 I'm the host of the Pod Millennial, the editor at the Post Millennial, and happy to be here tonight.
00:06:16.000 The boys are here as well.
00:06:17.000 Yeah, what's going on, everyone?
00:06:18.000 Happy to be here, Carter.
00:06:19.000 What's up, everyone?
00:06:21.000 You know, it makes sense now.
00:06:22.000 Sound money with the guitar pick.
00:06:25.000 Totally good.
00:06:26.000 Yeah, he made a silver ACDC guitar pick.
00:06:28.000 I played it.
00:06:29.000 It is the heaviest guitar pick I've ever used.
00:06:31.000 Well, it's kind of heavy.
00:06:32.000 It's not like a normal guitar pick, but ACDC loved it when we did it for them.
00:06:36.000 Very cool.
00:06:37.000 Right on.
00:06:38.000 Before, what was it?
00:06:39.000 Is it like made of silver?
00:06:40.000 Yes.
00:06:41.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 It's an actual silver guitar.
00:06:42.000 I missed it.
00:06:43.000 I played with it and shaved it.
00:06:44.000 I was playing with it.
00:06:44.000 It sounded really cool.
00:06:46.000 Like Tate was staring at me like, you know.
00:06:46.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:49.000 He's like, what is this?
00:06:49.000 I'm like, this is.
00:06:50.000 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:06:52.000 If you did like a slide with it, that would be sick.
00:06:54.000 Oh, a silver slide?
00:06:55.000 Well, because it does have some weight to it.
00:06:58.000 That would be so expensive.
00:06:59.000 It does have some weight to it.
00:07:00.000 Goodness gracious.
00:07:01.000 All right.
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00:08:27.000 But let's jump into the news.
00:08:27.000 We got this from the Daily Mail.
00:08:30.000 Russian media claims a second victim has died from a plague outbreak at Infection Zone Hospital as Kremlin scrambles to cover up the details.
00:08:41.000 CBS, of course, reporting Russia plays down plague fears.
00:08:44.000 And denies lab accident, says scientists died of pneumonia of unknown origin.
00:08:48.000 And then, of course, my friends, we've got this from Les Wrong.
00:08:52.000 How much should we worry about the pneumonic plague lab leak in Siberia?
00:08:58.000 Now, we don't know for sure how much of this is true.
00:09:00.000 We know there are certain things that are true, some of it is rumored or innuendo.
00:09:04.000 So far, we've heard local media said there was a lab breach at a biosecurity level three lab in Irkutsk.
00:09:10.000 This woman died of pneumonic plague, but those reports were rescinded and deleted, and the government is now saying nothing happened.
00:09:18.000 The initial quarantine covered 200 people.
00:09:20.000 The FSB, this is the Russian FBI, was seen assisting in quarantine.
00:09:24.000 Soviet era whistleblowers like Ken Alabet claim Irkutsk was a major bioweapon development facility.
00:09:30.000 The quarantine has expanded to five hospitals in the area.
00:09:33.000 I've heard, this may not be correct, but I've heard on X following this that another hospital was quarantined, but I could be wrong.
00:09:39.000 The Russian government has switched to denial and cover up.
00:09:41.000 Local news sources have deleted mentions of pneumonic plague.
00:09:45.000 Now, here's what gets real crazy Annie Jacobson wrote a New York Times bestseller.
00:09:48.000 She published it in July of 2026, in which she outlines A Yersinia pestis, pneumonic plague, the same bacteria breaching a biosecurity lab and causing a massive pandemic.
00:10:01.000 Her book, she's probably floating.
00:10:04.000 I mean, maybe not, because if this is actually happening, it's terrifying.
00:10:07.000 But I mean, she's probably selling those books out like hotcakes.
00:10:10.000 It's like, this is, it's her book is a narrative nonfiction, meaning it's a war game.
00:10:15.000 Basically, she does real interviews and she writes, here's what would happen if this thing happens.
00:10:20.000 Local universities and schools have canceled classes and extended mask mandates.
00:10:25.000 On the lab's website, they mention gain of function research for making bacteria more virulent.
00:10:30.000 They say why it might be a big deal.
00:10:32.000 We'll go quick on this one.
00:10:34.000 Regular pneumonic plague is not that hard to deal with, but a weaponized one.
00:10:37.000 If it was a lab, it's going to be seriously difficult.
00:10:40.000 If it's only one infection, why quarantine five hospitals?
00:10:42.000 If it wasn't a big deal, why is the Russian government involved?
00:10:46.000 If it is a bioweapon, it could be bad.
00:10:48.000 And then they cite Annie Jacobson's latest book, saying much of the world was dead within the first few weeks of the first infection.
00:10:54.000 I asked AI if pneumonic plague is treatable with antibiotics, and it said, well, the death rate would still be between 8% and 30%, but that's them asking AI, so it's not really relevant to what we know.
00:11:05.000 Soviet whistleblowers say they've successfully created recompetent plague with antibacterial resistance and much higher virulence.
00:11:11.000 Why it may not be a big deal.
00:11:13.000 Well, OSINT researchers are saying they're checking street camps.
00:11:16.000 They don't see anything.
00:11:17.000 Don't forget, nothing ever happens.
00:11:20.000 We don't know, have a lot of info on the whole thing.
00:11:22.000 There's no reported second case from officials until now from the media.
00:11:27.000 This story, of course, coming a day after this less wrong article.
00:11:30.000 So now we're saying there is a second case.
00:11:32.000 This person says if it's not a bioweapon, it's fine.
00:11:34.000 Antibiotics, and you're fine.
00:11:36.000 Superforecasters at Sentinel think the odds of a pandemic are less than 1%.
00:11:40.000 We do have an update Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan are now doing screening health checks at the Russian border.
00:11:46.000 To contain the potential spread, the Russian equivalent of HHS is now denying there was an accident at all.
00:11:51.000 Unconfirmed reports of antibiotics running out in Irkutsk.
00:11:55.000 Probably not, I don't know.
00:11:57.000 Kevin Esfeldt is saying that it's either a bioweapon or it's not plague.
00:12:00.000 Now, here's what really freaks me out.
00:12:02.000 This Kevin Esfeldt guy, he's an MIT Media Lab guy.
00:12:05.000 And what has he said?
00:12:06.000 Well, aside from saying yes, all this is happening, he says we should stockpile pandemic proof PPE and install germicidal FAR UV and glycol misters in public spaces.
00:12:18.000 What?
00:12:19.000 Okay, so either this dude's nuts and is overreacting and he's getting a million views, 900,000 views in this post, or he's an MIT guy who's smart and right and we should panic, I guess?
00:12:35.000 Well, panic didn't do us any good in COVID.
00:12:37.000 But it feels good.
00:12:37.000 So I don't.
00:12:38.000 It does.
00:12:39.000 To run around screaming.
00:12:40.000 Does that feel good?
00:12:40.000 Put it all out.
00:12:41.000 I hate it.
00:12:42.000 It's not my favorite thing, panic mode.
00:12:45.000 I vote against panic mode, guys.
00:12:47.000 Yeah, I think it's time to panic, freak out, tell.
00:12:50.000 Well, certainly this lady, whatever, I forget her name already.
00:12:52.000 I mean, this is like the.
00:12:53.000 Is Annie?
00:12:54.000 Annie?
00:12:55.000 Are you okay, Annie?
00:12:55.000 Annie, Annie.
00:12:56.000 That's kind of what you're asking.
00:12:57.000 This is like, no one's rooting for this to be like a completely lethal, like, civilization ending disease in her.
00:13:03.000 Because imagine how many books she's going to sell.
00:13:04.000 I mean, this would be like the greatest thing ever.
00:13:06.000 She might have some.
00:13:07.000 Well, this is the double edged sword.
00:13:09.000 She wrote this book, and the best case scenario is that we're all scared, but nothing happens.
00:13:15.000 Because in the event there actually is a plague, there'll be no one to buy her book.
00:13:18.000 It was like Michael Burry in the run up to the housing market.
00:13:20.000 He's like, yeah, it's going to like destroy the economy, but I'll.
00:13:23.000 Benefit.
00:13:23.000 So he was cheering in many ways for the housing market to completely explode.
00:13:27.000 She's sort of in a similar situation here.
00:13:30.000 I don't know.
00:13:31.000 I'm in the.
00:13:32.000 Yesterday, I was like, this could be bad, but I was combing through it today.
00:13:35.000 And, you know, even in a worst case scenario, you know, plague ink victims, you know, those of us who have played Plague Ink over the years know that if it kills you too quickly, then it can't spread.
00:13:46.000 And it appears that these people are dying within like three days of exposure.
00:13:50.000 So it's airborne, you know.
00:13:51.000 Which, yeah, it's airborne.
00:13:53.000 And that's why.
00:13:55.000 You know, here's what you should consider.
00:13:58.000 What are the repercussions of this story?
00:14:01.000 If it's true, I don't know, we might die.
00:14:04.000 If it's not true, what's the one thing that will happen in either case?
00:14:08.000 There is a potential for the U.S. government to overreact.
00:14:11.000 And if they do overreact, we could get lockdowns.
00:14:14.000 Right.
00:14:15.000 You know, we actually look at this tweet from Andy Jacobson.
00:14:17.000 Has Russia's heavy handed response to the BSL 3 lab accident in Siberia stopped an outbreak from becoming an epidemic?
00:14:25.000 Here's how an outbreak becomes an epidemic.
00:14:27.000 One of the narratives that's emerging is the reason why this is contained.
00:14:30.000 If it is contained, Is because they locked down all these hospitals and quarantined and masked.
00:14:36.000 So they're going to say, yes, it's out there.
00:14:39.000 If everybody locks down, hey, two weeks, and we prevent this pneumonic plague.
00:14:44.000 And then what do you get?
00:14:45.000 Two weeks becomes two years.
00:14:46.000 Well, there's a big difference, too, between locking down hospitals and locking down society and people in their homes.
00:14:53.000 So it makes sense to quarantine a hospital if there's plague.
00:14:56.000 Well, here's a question.
00:14:57.000 It doesn't make sense to quarantine my neighborhood.
00:14:59.000 Let's say by the end of next week, we have 1,000 dead.
00:15:03.000 In Russia?
00:15:04.000 In Russia.
00:15:05.000 Will we know about it?
00:15:06.000 And they tell us, like hypothetically, let's say one week from now we're sitting here at IRL and the latest report is, you know, death toll climbs to 1,000 as pneumonic plague spreads rapidly out of control, escapes the Siberia region.
00:15:20.000 Would y'all advocate for a lockdown?
00:15:22.000 No.
00:15:23.000 Not a chance.
00:15:24.000 We already experienced this.
00:15:25.000 Not a chance.
00:15:26.000 And I don't think we're going to get a lockdown.
00:15:27.000 Yeah, but COVID's death rate was what, like 0.3?
00:15:31.000 Yeah.
00:15:32.000 You know, I'm talking about 30%.
00:15:34.000 I think it depends where you're at in the country, right?
00:15:36.000 There's certain parts of the country that might, but I'm telling you, I live out in the western United States, and where I live, there's a bunch of men, cows, and horses.
00:15:42.000 And if you tell them to lock down, they didn't go for it last time.
00:15:45.000 This time, it ain't happening.
00:15:46.000 I don't think so.
00:15:47.000 I think that if we get a pneumonic plague and we're watching videos of people vomiting and then collapsing in the street.
00:15:53.000 If it's 30%, yeah, I think it's 30%.
00:15:55.000 Yeah, if it's the 30% range of mortality, yeah.
00:15:58.000 Those cowboys, you're going to walk up to them, they're going to point a gun at you and say, get the property.
00:16:03.000 And that's the reality, right?
00:16:04.000 They'll stop on me.
00:16:04.000 They'll stop on me.
00:16:05.000 They'll self quarantine.
00:16:06.000 They'll stay away from people.
00:16:07.000 That's the point.
00:16:08.000 Well, if you have 40 acres, that's a lot easier.
00:16:08.000 Yeah.
00:16:10.000 Like the less wrong said, 8 to 30% with antibiotic treatment.
00:16:16.000 Who knows if that's true?
00:16:17.000 But as Tate pointed out the other day, what's scary about this is that reportedly a 28 year old woman who should not be dying of a bacterial infection, especially with antibiotics, died.
00:16:25.000 Do we really think it's what they say it is, right?
00:16:29.000 I mean, the real question here to me is is it really a pneumonic plague or is it a bioweapon?
00:16:33.000 Is it something else?
00:16:34.000 I mean, there's a lot of smoke here that's just different.
00:16:37.000 I'm not sure how it's surviving in Siberia.
00:16:39.000 That's like a really cold place.
00:16:41.000 Well, they've had pneumonic plague in Eastern Russia for a while, but it's been through like rats and birds and whatnot.
00:16:48.000 So that's why initially no one was really that worried.
00:16:51.000 I think the only thing that would make this alarming is if there is an indication that it is a bioweapon of sorts.
00:16:56.000 Without treatment, pneumonic plague is 100% fatal.
00:16:56.000 Oh, wow.
00:17:01.000 The World Health Organization says this.
00:17:03.000 With antibiotics, it averages around a 17% mortality.
00:17:07.000 Early treatments.
00:17:09.000 You must get antibiotics within 24 hours of symptom onset.
00:17:12.000 This is all from the World Health Organization.
00:17:14.000 This is crazy.
00:17:15.000 What?
00:17:15.000 I mean, I guess stocking up on antibiotics would be good.
00:17:19.000 Do we make antibiotics in this country anymore?
00:17:21.000 Or are they all in India and they have to come through the Strait of Hormuz?
00:17:24.000 Yeah, for real.
00:17:26.000 That's a good question.
00:17:27.000 I know that there's an amoxicillin factory in Tennessee because a guy bought it.
00:17:33.000 Plague is a very serious disease in people, particularly when the bacteria spreads through the bloodstream or infects the lungs, pneumonic plague.
00:17:39.000 It has a case fatality ratio of 30% to 100% if left untreated.
00:17:45.000 Okay.
00:17:45.000 So it's not 100% guaranteed.
00:17:47.000 It's just very high.
00:17:50.000 Yeah.
00:17:50.000 If this was actually hitting, and it's, I got to be honest, you don't even need confirmation.
00:17:55.000 COVID was freaky and people panicked, but then we found out the mortality rate was very low, it was relatively low.
00:18:01.000 If you've got a 30 to 100% mortality, dude, you don't need to tell me to lock down.
00:18:06.000 I'm locking these doors.
00:18:07.000 Ain't nobody coming anywhere near my property, my family.
00:18:10.000 Makes sense.
00:18:11.000 And I know a lot of people are going to be like, don't fall for it, don't fall for it.
00:18:14.000 It's like, look, man, if I see people, like if I look, if I pull up X and there's Libby coughing and gagging on X being like, I think I got it.
00:18:23.000 I'm like, we're done.
00:18:25.000 Like, we're locking down.
00:18:26.000 Nobody's coming over.
00:18:27.000 I mean, it's one thing I get it.
00:18:28.000 If you watch a video, like a guy in China collapses, and you're like, oh, something's happening.
00:18:32.000 But then the government says we're going to lock down.
00:18:34.000 You're like, I don't know because I'm not seeing anything.
00:18:35.000 But if I start seeing people I know online being like, then it's like, okay.
00:18:39.000 Did you see people getting really sick from COVID?
00:18:43.000 Not that I personally knew.
00:18:44.000 I remember I got COVID, but I don't, it wasn't.
00:18:47.000 Mine was miserable.
00:18:48.000 I thought I was probably going to die.
00:18:48.000 I was bad.
00:18:50.000 I think I would have died had I not got monoclonal antibodies.
00:18:52.000 I got the monoclonal antibodies as well.
00:18:54.000 Yeah.
00:18:55.000 And I remember I went into a, I, I, Called my insurance in the hospital.
00:19:00.000 I was like, I need to get this.
00:19:01.000 And they acted like there was something wrong with me for getting it.
00:19:03.000 And I'm like, listen, I have a history of asthma.
00:19:05.000 Give me the thing.
00:19:07.000 My body temperature was like super low.
00:19:10.000 Yeah.
00:19:10.000 I remember the exact number, but it was like literally out for a week.
00:19:12.000 I didn't even see you for that whole week.
00:19:14.000 It was super low.
00:19:15.000 And I was like shaking.
00:19:17.000 And then, yeah, I called the hospital.
00:19:21.000 We called the ER and they were like, good luck.
00:19:24.000 There's nothing we can do for you.
00:19:26.000 And then I did what.
00:19:29.000 Any smart person would do.
00:19:30.000 I called the expert, Joe Rogan.
00:19:32.000 Joe Rogan, yeah.
00:19:34.000 He gave me some good advice because he did that treatment, he did the kitchen sink treatment.
00:19:37.000 And so I ended up getting monoclonal antibodies, and within like six hours, I was cured.
00:19:42.000 Like, obviously, not literally cured, but like I was no longer shaking.
00:19:45.000 My body temperature was back to normal, and I was watching house.
00:19:48.000 And I was like, I feel great.
00:19:49.000 Well, I think we're talking about two different things, right?
00:19:51.000 When we didn't watch people on TV drop dead from COVID, and if we were to play this scenario out with this pneumonic plague, right?
00:19:59.000 The symptoms would be very dramatic and quick.
00:20:02.000 Quick deaths.
00:20:04.000 The researcher passed away within 24 hours, right?
00:20:06.000 So, yeah, this is a totally different scenario.
00:20:09.000 In that case, yeah, we might lock ourselves down and we might hide out and close our borders and do the things that we should do.
00:20:14.000 But to relate it to COVID is quite different to me.
00:20:21.000 I remember when COVID hit and then these celebrities and whatnot were coming out that had had it.
00:20:26.000 Can you imagine?
00:20:28.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
00:20:28.000 But initially, it was like what Tom Hanks and there was a soccer player, and I think Rudy Gobert, the NBA player.
00:20:35.000 But they all look fine.
00:20:36.000 So immediately it was like pretty disarming.
00:20:38.000 But it was juxtaposed to the videos you were seeing coming out of China and coming out of Italy or whatnot, where they're just carrying body bags around.
00:20:46.000 And when I was in college and I was in Queens, New York, and they have like people in hazmat suits coming into like on the campus and stuff.
00:20:55.000 So I'm thinking, like, oh, this is going to be, you know, an extinction, like a crazy event.
00:21:00.000 And then, yeah, I remember I went home and I turned on the TV and it's the NBA game and all these people like have COVID and they seem fine.
00:21:06.000 So I'm like, what?
00:21:07.000 It was just really tough for the first two weeks to truly gauge what was going on.
00:21:11.000 Like, even with AIDS, Magic Johnson got AIDS and then he was cured of it.
00:21:11.000 But that was true.
00:21:16.000 So, I mean, if you're a wealthy, really in shape, healthy athlete, you're going to do better with any illness.
00:21:24.000 Yeah.
00:21:25.000 But I learned from South Park that he put money in a blender, pureed it, put it into an IV, and it cured him.
00:21:30.000 I think that was just loads of IV.
00:21:31.000 Is that what it was?
00:21:31.000 Yeah.
00:21:32.000 I thought it was all of the advanced treatment he was able to get his hands on.
00:21:37.000 I think the joke was that if you're rich enough, you just pump the money right into your veins.
00:21:37.000 I think.
00:21:41.000 I think it probably works.
00:21:42.000 It cured him.
00:21:43.000 I think it works.
00:21:44.000 Because I only knew one person personally that died from COVID, and he had a ton of pre existing conditions.
00:21:51.000 If it wasn't that, I think common cold could have taken him out.
00:21:53.000 He didn't take care of himself, unfortunately.
00:21:54.000 Well, in our family, right?
00:21:56.000 We had two weeks before the lockdown, we had been on a cruise, all five of my children and my five sons and my wife and I.
00:22:02.000 We came home, we all got the flu.
00:22:04.000 And they said, Oh, you got the COVID.
00:22:06.000 And then we saw these crazy things on TV and it didn't jive with our reality.
00:22:10.000 We went, Well, we already had the COVID.
00:22:12.000 We feel great.
00:22:12.000 And guess what?
00:22:14.000 And so at our house, they locked the schools down.
00:22:15.000 Our boys just riding motorcycles every day out to the sand dunes and played because they went, Hey, I already got it.
00:22:20.000 I feel great.
00:22:21.000 And it's a way different what we're looking at here in Russia today.
00:22:24.000 Do you guys feel more or less anxiety compared to the Haunted Virus cruise ship scare with this story?
00:22:32.000 I think I feel less fearful of this than Haunted Virus.
00:22:36.000 It could just be exposure, like, okay, another scare.
00:22:39.000 I think I'd be a little more freaked out by this.
00:22:41.000 I wasn't that freaked out by the whole Haunted Virus thing.
00:22:45.000 I just remember because it felt like it had already gone global.
00:22:49.000 Haunted Virus?
00:22:49.000 Yeah, because remember they were like, oh, there's people in America with it.
00:22:52.000 So I wasn't necessarily afraid I'm going to die, but I was just like, oh, great.
00:22:55.000 Well, the Haunted Virus thing was very clearly like, Airborne dusted rat feces.
00:23:04.000 Yeah.
00:23:05.000 And so, and it's been a problem for a long time in the Southwest and other places where that kind of thing collects and happens.
00:23:12.000 So, I think this is a little more terrifying, honestly.
00:23:18.000 I think, you know, we're not used to news articles, whether this is true or not, who knows.
00:23:23.000 But at the end of the day, we're not used to the KGB, the CIA, Mossad getting involved in the discussions of a Epidemic, right?
00:23:32.000 And what we just read and what you shared was that, hey, former KGB officers just got involved, the equivalent of our FBI.
00:23:38.000 Well, those are completely the equivalent of our CIA or Mossad, right?
00:23:43.000 These aren't normal actions, these aren't normal behaviors.
00:23:46.000 And it is Russia, and the information we get is quite censored, and it's what they want us to get.
00:23:51.000 And so.
00:23:52.000 Do you think they want us to be hearing about this?
00:23:57.000 I mean, that's.
00:23:58.000 The midterm cycle.
00:24:00.000 Is this a Russia October surprise?
00:24:00.000 Is this possibly.
00:24:03.000 Yeah.
00:24:04.000 What if Trump comes out in a week?
00:24:05.000 Like, let's say the story spreads.
00:24:06.000 Let's say next week there's like 73 deaths, and Trump goes, Look, we've got an election coming up.
00:24:10.000 We're going to be enacting security measures.
00:24:13.000 We're going to send DHS and CDC facilitators.
00:24:16.000 This is not about the election, it's about quarantine.
00:24:19.000 How would Democrats argue against that?
00:24:21.000 They spent the whole time during COVID arguing that Trump needed to do more, and he didn't.
00:24:24.000 So if Trump comes out now and he's like, Look, we're not going to interfere in elections, these are health monitors from, you know, HHS.
00:24:32.000 Yeah.
00:24:33.000 Get the WHO up there and be like, Hey, my hands are tied.
00:24:33.000 Yeah.
00:24:36.000 And then he says, because HHS doesn't have the capabilities, we'll be sending in law enforcement to assist.
00:24:40.000 We're following the science here, guys.
00:24:42.000 And by the way, we did learn one thing the liberals will stay home if they got told to.
00:24:47.000 Well, a lot of them are still masking, so they're already prepared.
00:24:50.000 I just flew out here.
00:24:50.000 That's true.
00:24:51.000 There were several on the plane with the masks.
00:24:52.000 Really, with the masks?
00:24:53.000 With the masks.
00:24:54.000 Oh, my goodness.
00:24:55.000 Yeah, I think I've seen this year more masks and more canes, specifically with younger, clearly neurodivergent people with ulterior disabilities.
00:25:06.000 Sexual tendencies and they carry canes around like the penguin.
00:25:10.000 It's unbelievable.
00:25:10.000 You know what it is?
00:25:12.000 What happened is the Democrats launched the Cornell story for their October surprise.
00:25:17.000 And so Trump called Putin on his special phone that he had connected to Russia.
00:25:22.000 He said, I need a plague October surprise.
00:25:25.000 So, you know, I think they're over the Russia Gate.
00:25:28.000 Yeah, they're over the Russia Gate thing.
00:25:30.000 I think we could do this and they wouldn't suspect it's really because we've actually been best friends this whole time.
00:25:35.000 Release the plague.
00:25:35.000 Right.
00:25:37.000 Tell the girl over at the thing, drop the vial, make it look like an accident.
00:25:40.000 Oh, you tripped on a coral.
00:25:41.000 No, it was just AI.
00:25:42.000 Take one for the team.
00:25:43.000 The whole thing is just AI.
00:25:44.000 There is no researcher.
00:25:47.000 Have any of you ever been to Siberia?
00:25:48.000 No, which must mean it hasn't been.
00:25:50.000 No, but I really want to go.
00:25:51.000 They got some cool stuff.
00:25:51.000 I haven't been to any of these.
00:25:52.000 See, for all you know, Siberia is as real as the ice wall.
00:25:55.000 You've never checked, right?
00:25:57.000 See?
00:25:57.000 That's true.
00:25:58.000 Siberia is just something parents made up to scare children, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
00:26:02.000 Alexander Solzhenitsyn never went there.
00:26:02.000 Right.
00:26:04.000 There was no gulag.
00:26:05.000 No.
00:26:06.000 Communism is just something parents made up to scare children, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
00:26:06.000 There's an entire.
00:26:10.000 Or Napoleon.
00:26:11.000 There's an entire oblast in the eastern part of Siberia, which is the equivalent of like a state, and it's called the Jewish Autonomous Oblast.
00:26:18.000 And it was the attempt to make an Israel before there was an Israel.
00:26:21.000 Is that real?
00:26:22.000 The Soviet Union said it's called the JAO.
00:26:24.000 I think you made that up.
00:26:25.000 No, look up Jewish.
00:26:26.000 It's still on their map as an official state, but no Jewish people live there.
00:26:30.000 But yeah, they were like, we'll just make our own Israel and Siberia.
00:26:32.000 No, I think you're mistaken.
00:26:34.000 Really?
00:26:35.000 Well, this is apparently the flag of the autonomous Jewish Oblast.
00:26:38.000 Well, depending on who you ask, this tracks.
00:26:41.000 If you look it up, I know it's true.
00:26:41.000 This really is.
00:26:43.000 This is fascinating history, but there's only like 1,000 Jewish people there.
00:26:47.000 But it's like way out in the middle of nowhere.
00:26:48.000 That is pretty far into nowhere.
00:26:50.000 Why do they have a pride flag as their flag?
00:26:52.000 Good question.
00:26:53.000 Yeah.
00:26:54.000 Well, the whole rainbow thing is exiled.
00:26:55.000 Exiled, though.
00:26:56.000 Yeah, they took it.
00:26:57.000 Took it.
00:26:58.000 Remember, Jesse Jackson had the Rainbow Coalition and it had nothing to do with gay stuff.
00:27:01.000 It's a great symbol.
00:27:02.000 Yeah, South Africa.
00:27:03.000 Well, isn't the rainbow in Judaism?
00:27:06.000 It's Old Testament, so it's like in T.S.J.
00:27:07.000 It's the covenant with Noah.
00:27:09.000 Right, but the Jews believe the same thing.
00:27:11.000 Yeah, it's the same.
00:27:12.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:27:13.000 Taking it back.
00:27:14.000 We have the DLC that they don't.
00:27:17.000 So, this is the Jewish Autonomous Oblast in Russia.
00:27:22.000 It's one of their states.
00:27:23.000 Could you imagine having a state in the United States, like literally just called Israel?
00:27:28.000 Could you imagine if there was like an Israel, the United States?
00:27:31.000 Have you been to Dearborn, Michigan?
00:27:33.000 Well, that's, that's, I mean, I guess now we have like, we have like Monroe, New York.
00:27:37.000 That's like our version of, we've got that.
00:27:40.000 Well, because I remember when the, uh, when the Russia Ukraine war was kicking off and everyone was like, Russia is this like brave anti Zionist state.
00:27:47.000 And I was like, they might be more Zionist than the United States in many ways.
00:27:50.000 Like they literally have a state just for Jewish people.
00:27:54.000 Um, and they back Israel.
00:27:56.000 And like the current, uh, the current prime minister of Russia is like, nothing about it was indicating like it's just like, Brave anti Zionist.
00:28:03.000 It's like the opposite, actually.
00:28:03.000 I'm glad.
00:28:05.000 I'm glad the U.S. has nothing like that, you know?
00:28:07.000 Yeah, we don't have Jewish autonomy.
00:28:09.000 We clearly have zero influence from Jews.
00:28:12.000 There's absolutely no equivalent.
00:28:15.000 Not even close.
00:28:16.000 Yeah.
00:28:17.000 Never.
00:28:18.000 That's, well, yeah.
00:28:20.000 New York is the highest.
00:28:20.000 New York, maybe.
00:28:22.000 Los Angeles.
00:28:23.000 Oh, in Miami.
00:28:26.000 And like two political parties.
00:28:30.000 But besides that, Besides that, Kansas City is good.
00:28:34.000 I think Kansas City is pretty, it's just us in there, you know?
00:28:38.000 Well, now there's going to be like a mix of like conservative Jewish people being like, you guys are anti Semites.
00:28:44.000 And then, you know, liberal ones being, you know, like young Turks are going to, we actually like Tim Casno.
00:28:50.000 I've had like six different episodes of the show where I get off and I have people accusing me of being an anti Semite and then people accusing me of being like a bloodthirsty Zionist.
00:28:58.000 And I'm like, they have the exact same thing.
00:29:00.000 Yeah, when?
00:29:01.000 It's because they're fake, they're not real people.
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:03.000 Is it just how many times have you gone to the like you got you know that Domino's uh recently launched stuffed crust pizza?
00:29:09.000 Okay, how many times have you gone in for a new Domino stuffed crust?
00:29:13.000 True, and the guy's like, That'll be 1973, and you're a Zionist, you know?
00:29:19.000 You, yeah, it's like never happened to me one time.
00:29:22.000 I have never met a person in real life who's been like, You're anti Semitic or you're a Zionist, it's never happened.
00:29:28.000 Well, I think the internet, it's like it's like internet gremlins, could be the middle ground as we all get really behind the Jewish autonomous oblast in Russia and say, I'm fully supportive of this.
00:29:39.000 We'll break bread.
00:29:40.000 Zionists, anti Zionists, everyone, let's break bread here.
00:29:42.000 Well, the initial plan for a Jewish state was Madagascar.
00:29:45.000 That's true.
00:29:46.000 I really like that idea.
00:29:48.000 Additionally, they were like the, I blanked on the name, the Southeastern Chain of Islands of Alaska.
00:29:54.000 Wait, is that movie innuendo then?
00:29:57.000 I'm not sure.
00:29:58.000 No.
00:29:58.000 I kind of thought instead of Israel, like the, you know, after World War II, all the refugees just should have like populated New Mexico.
00:30:07.000 Yeah, they picked it.
00:30:07.000 We just should have like made it New Mexico could have been Israel.
00:30:11.000 And then everyone would have left everybody alone.
00:30:13.000 The Nazis had a plan called the Madagascar Plan that identified the island as a potential site for the deportation of Europe's Jews.
00:30:19.000 Yeah.
00:30:20.000 Yep.
00:30:20.000 Yeah.
00:30:20.000 That was the initial plan.
00:30:22.000 But what's interesting about Madagascar.
00:30:23.000 They were the first planned for Nazis.
00:30:24.000 Right.
00:30:25.000 Well, they were the colonizers.
00:30:26.000 They had a lot of plans.
00:30:26.000 True.
00:30:27.000 They were really big on plans.
00:30:29.000 And they were the ones that were really, you know, talking about Jews.
00:30:32.000 You know, it makes sense they would have most of the discourse.
00:30:34.000 Yeah, but the Jewish Autonomous Oblast predates this.
00:30:37.000 Yeah, it was like in the 30s.
00:30:38.000 So the initial plan was not Madagascar.
00:30:40.000 No, there were plans before that, like discussions of where it should be, though, in Madagascar was proposed.
00:30:45.000 Alaska, there were portions of Alaska that were proposed.
00:30:47.000 So it was Russia's plan.
00:30:48.000 Uganda was also.
00:30:49.000 Uganda was like seriously considered by the British.
00:30:52.000 Which is fascinating.
00:30:54.000 I actually think that would have been way better.
00:30:57.000 I know they've been somewhere in Africa.
00:30:58.000 They're really violent.
00:30:59.000 Well, because I think it would bring stability to the region.
00:31:03.000 Perhaps, or perhaps they would have been massacred.
00:31:06.000 No way.
00:31:07.000 By like the same people that massacred everyone in Rhodesia and Zimbabwe.
00:31:11.000 No way.
00:31:12.000 With the U.S. and Western forces arming the Israelis, look how they've succeeded in all the wars.
00:31:17.000 Like this tiny little nation, ending off the entirety of the Islamic Middle East.
00:31:22.000 Last time I checked, none of those places really worked just because, you know, once.
00:31:26.000 Moses took people out of Egypt.
00:31:27.000 They all decided that the promised land was actually in Israel.
00:31:31.000 So that's kind of the problem.
00:31:32.000 And, you know, that's kind of what they've been promised.
00:31:34.000 And so that's where they're going to go back to.
00:31:35.000 I don't know.
00:31:36.000 Yeah.
00:31:38.000 That's what the theology and all that.
00:31:39.000 The trouble is, guys, promise to some other people.
00:31:42.000 I know.
00:31:42.000 I'm like, guys, there's a lot of promises going on.
00:31:44.000 You know, Uganda, we could make that work.
00:31:46.000 You know, it's close.
00:31:48.000 There's a river.
00:31:48.000 I'm still voting for New Mexico.
00:31:50.000 New Mexico?
00:31:51.000 You know, that's not a problem.
00:31:52.000 They could have it.
00:31:52.000 The aliens are hot.
00:31:53.000 That's what I mean.
00:31:53.000 Exactly.
00:31:54.000 Aliens are a decent claim as well.
00:31:56.000 Desert y.
00:31:57.000 New Mexico.
00:31:59.000 You know, bringing it back.
00:32:00.000 So, CDC's issued a statement.
00:32:01.000 They say CDC is aware of and closely monitoring reports of a suspected case of pneumonic plague in the Irkutsk region of Russia that resulted in a death.
00:32:09.000 We are working across the U.S. government to assess developments.
00:32:12.000 While the circumstances of the reported case remain unconfirmed, plague is a serious bacterial disease that is treatable with antibiotics.
00:32:18.000 Pneumonic plague can spread person to person through respiratory droplets.
00:32:21.000 Here we go.
00:32:22.000 The droplets during close contact, which is why rapid identification and treatment of infected individuals, blah, blah, blah.
00:32:29.000 This time, there's no indication of a broader threat to the U.S., but CDC and our interagency partners.
00:32:33.000 Are prepared and will continue to monitor the situation.
00:32:36.000 If Trump came out a week before the election and said the plague story is getting bad, so we're going to institute lockdowns, it's happening.
00:32:45.000 I mean, what about all the mail in voting?
00:32:45.000 Sure.
00:32:49.000 I mean, people would have already cast their votes by mail or done the mail in voting.
00:32:54.000 You know, the problem is mail is a vector of transmission.
00:32:56.000 So Trump's going to have to deploy troops to the post office to really make sure.
00:32:59.000 Right, but they're already, a lot of those are already out.
00:33:02.000 Yeah, but we can't open them because they could have been.
00:33:03.000 No, no, no.
00:33:04.000 He's going to go to the post office and they're going to make sure.
00:33:06.000 They're going to throw away the fake votes.
00:33:10.000 Okay.
00:33:11.000 Well, then you have, isn't that what Nancy Pelosi was saying was going to happen?
00:33:14.000 Who was saying that?
00:33:15.000 Karen Bass.
00:33:16.000 Karen Bass was saying that, I think she was saying that federal agents are just going to go around and pick up all the voting boxes.
00:33:25.000 Let me see what she said.
00:33:27.000 You know, I don't know.
00:33:28.000 I think Trump will do nothing, right?
00:33:30.000 I think if there really was a plague, Trump's going to be like, I can't do anything.
00:33:34.000 And then nothing happens.
00:33:35.000 And then everyone gets mad at him and then he loses.
00:33:37.000 Well, in either way, it doesn't matter.
00:33:38.000 It seems like if the Republicans win or if they lose the midterms, they're not.
00:33:42.000 They're not following his agenda and voting into legislation, things that really matter for the American people today, anyway.
00:33:50.000 Yeah, that's where we're currently at, unfortunately.
00:33:53.000 I mean, USAID, that was great.
00:33:55.000 We won there.
00:33:56.000 That's a big win.
00:33:57.000 That might be the only win.
00:33:58.000 Well, there's a few wins.
00:33:59.000 That's a massive win.
00:34:00.000 That's a long win.
00:34:01.000 Of all the wins, that's one that's going to last for a while because stitching USAID back together would take a lot.
00:34:07.000 And the thing about USAID is it's like it has benefits that benefit the right globally.
00:34:11.000 Like most of Trump's victories are domestic, primarily.
00:34:16.000 But, you know, USAID, if you're British or if you're Brazilian or wherever, you name it, it's benefited you exponentially just getting the American boot off your neck.
00:34:25.000 I mean, if you look through the 20th century, you look at who has been an impediment to a lot of these right wing projects globally, and it was the United States in many ways.
00:34:33.000 I mean, Kissinger and others coming in.
00:34:36.000 You mentioned Rhodesia.
00:34:37.000 I mean, Rhodesia is a great example where this was something that, okay, it was contentious at the time, but I think they were vindicated when you look at how Zimbabwe, how affairs were conducted there following independence.
00:34:48.000 And the United States was the one pushing for decolonization, not just in Rhodesia, but throughout Africa.
00:34:53.000 And I believe we weighed in on the wrong side of things if you look at how the rest of the Cold War ended up playing out.
00:35:00.000 So, yeah, as USAID collapses, I think it creates a lot of opportunity for people to do some cool things.
00:35:06.000 Let's jump to this next story from the New York Post.
00:35:09.000 The Cornell 7 story is getting weird.
00:35:12.000 It's getting weird.
00:35:13.000 Cornell 7 frat bro claimed accuser him and that school didn't care he was a survivor.
00:35:21.000 Now, the reason why I self censored that is because we like to wait a little bit in these segments before we get graphic.
00:35:27.000 And this is a crazy story that basically, for those that don't know the story, we'll give you the quick gist.
00:35:33.000 Cornell, seven guys, there's this chick.
00:35:36.000 They had a drug fueled adult activity session amongst themselves and each other.
00:35:42.000 Not all the guys involved were actually doing anything adult.
00:35:46.000 They were all doing illegal drugs, my understanding.
00:35:48.000 I think two guys did not do anything sexual.
00:35:51.000 They're not all accused of rape.
00:35:53.000 So the story here is that.
00:35:55.000 One of the main guys reported at the time to the school that she had raped him, that she had sexually assaulted him by, well, the implication being inserting things into his body while he was incapacitated.
00:36:09.000 I mean, this is a horrifying accusation.
00:36:12.000 The school did nothing about it.
00:36:15.000 So I have to wonder if I'm going to put it like this I will have no bias.
00:36:21.000 The woman says they did things to me they should not have done, the man says she did things to me.
00:36:27.000 They both reported this at the same time.
00:36:29.000 Okay, well, there you go.
00:36:31.000 Have fun.
00:36:31.000 Take it to court.
00:36:32.000 The problem right now is this frat bro, who was incapacitated and admittedly passed out, according to Jane Doe, said that he had things put inside his body without his consent while he was incapacitated, and the school did nothing.
00:36:46.000 And now he was the one who got expelled, and they're threatening his life and they're attacking him.
00:36:51.000 See, this is a big problem.
00:36:53.000 And it's a weird story.
00:36:54.000 Yeah, we're learning a lot about the bodies and sexual habits of these college students.
00:36:59.000 It's not a very delightful.
00:37:00.000 Full news cycle, whatsoever, to be a person that reads the news.
00:37:05.000 I've not enjoyed it at all.
00:37:07.000 From the get go, I think pretty much anyone that's been paying attention to how these stories typically go over the last 20 years, we all kind of knew what direction it would go.
00:37:14.000 So I was pleasantly shocked and surprised to see this twist in the story where usually the rape pokes, it breaks down and the story falls apart.
00:37:22.000 In this case, now they're coming all the way around.
00:37:24.000 They're saying, no, she raped us, actually.
00:37:25.000 Well, no, but that story is very old.
00:37:29.000 We knew from the release of this Cornell story that this guy said, He was too incapacitated to consent.
00:37:35.000 What we did not know, apparently, was that she had sodomized him.
00:37:39.000 Right.
00:37:39.000 That's why it's like a huge twist where it's like usually the story just falls apart and then everyone moves on.
00:37:43.000 But now it's like, oh, the other guy's got a case now.
00:37:45.000 Like, this is fascinating.
00:37:47.000 So, what do you do?
00:37:48.000 People are rioting at the school.
00:37:49.000 They're rioting.
00:37:50.000 They're smashing windows.
00:37:51.000 Vandalizing things.
00:37:52.000 They're lying.
00:37:53.000 They don't care if this guy is the actual rape victim.
00:37:57.000 They don't care.
00:37:58.000 No, they don't care at all.
00:37:59.000 And this guy pointed that out in the email that he sent to the school when he said, after all, you received information that I was, you know, sodomized by her while I was incapacitated back in November.
00:38:12.000 You never once thought.
00:38:14.000 To alert me of my rights under these procedures as a survivor of this assault, the very fact that I had to bring this to your attention now in February confirms my worst fears that this process is roiled with gender discrimination.
00:38:27.000 They need to file a federal lawsuit immediately because the state is already going after them.
00:38:33.000 And the state is going.
00:38:34.000 I gotta say this.
00:38:36.000 If you follow the actual story as to the timeline by the Jane Doe, it's clear that she chose.
00:38:44.000 To engage in this drug fueled adult activity, even telling the DA when she swatted a guy's hand away, when she said no, they respected her wishes.
00:38:52.000 Now, her claim is she doesn't remember how certain things happened.
00:38:52.000 Right.
00:38:58.000 So her lawsuit is oh, well, at some point, I was not even aware that these guys were doing this stuff to me.
00:39:05.000 This guy is not a part of those claims.
00:39:08.000 In her story, she and this guy met up, they got a third guy involved and were hooking up, and he passed out.
00:39:14.000 At that point, he says she raped him.
00:39:19.000 So, you can argue some of these other guys.
00:39:22.000 It's like, oh, okay, well, some other guy engaged in activities while she was too passed out to know what was going on.
00:39:27.000 She did the same to him.
00:39:28.000 Right.
00:39:29.000 So, how about this?
00:39:30.000 Fine.
00:39:31.000 They can all go to prison together.
00:39:32.000 This guy is the only one who appears to be the victim because, according to her claims, he never did anything wrong and she's not accused him of rape.
00:39:39.000 Right.
00:39:40.000 So, she raped him according to his statement.
00:39:42.000 Other people raped her.
00:39:43.000 They can all go to prison for all I care.
00:39:45.000 The other thing, too, is by according to Cornell health documents that they provide to the students about how to talk about sex and think about sex.
00:39:54.000 And how consent is really the only boundary.
00:39:56.000 And because she admitted that consent was followed the whole time, it doesn't look like anybody did anything wrong.
00:40:02.000 They were all pursuing sex in the way that the school told them it was meant to be pursued, which is for pleasure and pleasure alone.
00:40:09.000 And they undertook these things that the school had advocated for group sex, talking about your preferences during the encounter, multiple partners, and all the rest of it.
00:40:20.000 So it does seem to me that to a certain extent, They were engaging in this activity in the way that they had been taught to engage in it and think about it.
00:40:30.000 Well, that's what the woman said.
00:40:32.000 Jane Doe actually texted saying that it would blow over and that this stuff is normal and people need to get over it.
00:40:37.000 It seemed to me that, you know, she was upset because people were calling her nasty things.
00:40:44.000 And then she was further upset when she was disinvited from a party at the frat house.
00:40:49.000 And it wasn't until she was disinvited that she decided to go report that she had been raped.
00:40:54.000 And it also wasn't until people were saying online that she had been sexually assaulted that she decided that she had been.
00:41:00.000 But actually, the only issue is this was when she reported it didn't matter.
00:41:05.000 It was the DA said no, right?
00:41:07.000 The problem is conservatives are not going to go out and protest for a male rape victim, and feminists are not going to go out and protest for a male rape victim.
00:41:16.000 So, right now, the only story is this we don't, according to Jane Doe's testimony, we don't know how it ultimately came to be that she was with all seven guys.
00:41:26.000 Because we know the initial elements of it, according to the official DA statement, was that it was consensual.
00:41:31.000 Her argument is at some point later on, not including this guy, other men joined in, and she doesn't remember how that happened.
00:41:37.000 Those guys said it was consensual.
00:41:39.000 We were all hooking up.
00:41:40.000 Maybe the case.
00:41:41.000 You want to make that argument?
00:41:42.000 Fine.
00:41:42.000 This guy is not relevant to that part of the story.
00:41:45.000 In which case, the only, like, as far as this guy is concerned, she raped him.
00:41:50.000 He reported it.
00:41:51.000 They did nothing.
00:41:52.000 And now people are calling for his death.
00:41:54.000 Right.
00:41:55.000 Yeah.
00:41:56.000 And at the end of the day, what we're learning is that this is a political hit job of some kind because this went through the legal channels and the DA's office didn't pursue charges in either direction, right?
00:42:08.000 For this young man or for her.
00:42:10.000 And At the end of the day, we got to take that into account.
00:42:12.000 Now we're looking at it years later and going, hey, somebody has a political agenda here that's fueling all of this.
00:42:19.000 And the real question to me is what's going on at Cornell?
00:42:22.000 What's going on across the world?
00:42:24.000 This is a major problem in our society that needs addressed where there's just no morality.
00:42:32.000 That's the real issue here.
00:42:33.000 Like, if we really want to boil things down, this is a morality problem in our country where we have places like Cornell saying it's okay to have these kind of parties, to do these kind of things, and they promote it.
00:42:44.000 Well, it's most schools, I think.
00:42:46.000 It's all schools.
00:42:47.000 And this is one of the greatest fundamental challenges facing our nation today a morality problem.
00:42:54.000 We have gone so far away from what is morally right and wrong that we got to have a recentering.
00:42:59.000 And thank goodness there are some good students across the country who understand it, who are standing up for it and going, no, this is a morality problem.
00:43:06.000 We can do better.
00:43:07.000 We can do better.
00:43:08.000 Well, maybe that's the kind of protest that's needed, right?
00:43:11.000 It would be like turning point action on campus.
00:43:13.000 They would speak up for something like that.
00:43:14.000 They would at least speak up for.
00:43:16.000 Morality, they would at least speak up for sexual mores coming back.
00:43:20.000 You know, I mean, people talk about, you know, what do you say to your kids about this?
00:43:25.000 And I saw all these reports about how parents should talk to their sons about not being sexual assaulters.
00:43:31.000 And my thing was like, okay, I mean, it's a very similar message to the message that there's been all along in my house, but it's a don't have sex with a drunk girl, don't have sex with anybody outside of a loving and committed relationship because otherwise, You could get, you know, fired, arrested, and imprisoned on top of it being a moral issue, which we've already talked about.
00:43:53.000 But this is a much more serious situation when you could be charged with a crime.
00:43:58.000 And Me Too never went away.
00:44:01.000 It just never, it's the same.
00:44:02.000 This is the same playbook as that.
00:44:05.000 And then you had all of these women during these riots at Cornell and whatever standing up saying that they were Jane Doe.
00:44:12.000 And all of these women are saying that they were sexually assaulted.
00:44:14.000 Well, no one knows really what sexual assault means.
00:44:17.000 Does sexual assault mean.
00:44:19.000 I was having sex with a bunch of guys and I was super into it and then I wasn't anymore.
00:44:25.000 Now, everything that happened up to that point is that assault.
00:44:28.000 What is sexual assault?
00:44:29.000 Nobody knows what these definitions are.
00:44:31.000 Yeah, I mean, there's like fog of war here where none of the definitions make any sense.
00:44:36.000 You know, there's no law in the book that would actually indicate this was rape.
00:44:38.000 So if she were truly drunk, which now that's in question.
00:44:42.000 And then additionally, like, I don't think our side, this is how we're framing it.
00:44:47.000 I think it's how these pro Jane Doe, you know, How they're framing it.
00:44:53.000 The I am Jane Doe people.
00:44:54.000 Correct.
00:44:54.000 It's like, I think they're framing it as this is a conversation around women's accountability.
00:44:59.000 Like, if you conduct something and you're ashamed of it and then you change your mind, are you still responsible for that?
00:45:05.000 Are you absolved of your responsibility?
00:45:07.000 And I think that's ultimately what this is really coming down to.
00:45:10.000 If you take the thousand foot view, is this really a debate over New York's consent laws or is this a debate over responsibility, accountability, et cetera?
00:45:19.000 Should women be allowed to do whatever they want?
00:45:21.000 And then if they change their mind, they can.
00:45:23.000 Make a correction on that.
00:45:26.000 That seems to be what's going on here because that's fundamentally, as I see it, what their argument is.
00:45:31.000 And I think that kind of gets at something that I do agree with their terms.
00:45:34.000 I'm like, yeah, actually, I do think women do like bear slightly less responsibility for some things, which is why a marriage is such a useful institution because I think it keeps femininity in check.
00:45:45.000 And then, likewise, that can keep certain aspects of masculinity in check.
00:45:48.000 Yes, women don't like making decisions.
00:45:50.000 Women don't like being held accountable for a lot of their decisions.
00:45:53.000 And it's like that's part of their nature.
00:45:55.000 And like, there's just, there's traits to women.
00:45:57.000 Also, listen to what you're saying, right?
00:45:59.000 Listen to what you're saying and then compare it with what the women's rights activists have been saying all along, which is we want.
00:46:08.000 Equality under the law.
00:46:09.000 Well, you can't have equality under the law if you refuse to be accountable.
00:46:12.000 And if you can't be accountable, feminists, then you can't have equality under the law and your entire program is completely destroyed and none of us can ever own property or vote again.
00:46:12.000 Correct.
00:46:22.000 Like, it's a serious problem just infantilizing women like this.
00:46:25.000 Yeah, where it's like it's a patriarchy.
00:46:26.000 Like, own your decisions, you stupid idiot women.
00:46:29.000 Like, if I was in college right now, if I was in college, here's what I would do I would throw a massive rager.
00:46:34.000 I'd be like, yeah, we're having a huge party, like, everybody come.
00:46:38.000 Anytime a woman shut up, I'd be like, Have you had anything to drink or taken any drugs?
00:46:42.000 And if they're like, yes, be like, you can turn around and leave.
00:46:44.000 Women are not allowed to.
00:46:45.000 It's a sober party.
00:46:47.000 No, The guys are going to get blasted.
00:46:50.000 We got a keg for the boys.
00:46:51.000 It's free.
00:46:52.000 And the girls, you want to come in, you can't drink.
00:46:54.000 It's for your own good.
00:46:55.000 You can't consent.
00:46:56.000 There you are.
00:46:56.000 And so you lack the agency to decide for yourself if you should become inebriated or do drugs.
00:47:01.000 And if you are, for your own protection, you can leave.
00:47:05.000 So all the guys are going to get drunk and blasted and do whatever they want.
00:47:08.000 You got to stay sober, ladies.
00:47:09.000 Well, and so I think the new method, the new meta going forward, For young men attending parties, is drink like an alarming amount.
00:47:19.000 So, like, you know, you would, you know, send a breathalyzer off the charts because then you aren't, you can't consent to anything because you're an ERU.
00:47:25.000 That's not, that's not.
00:47:25.000 And then what you should have is like a running log, like a checkbook, and you have the DD.
00:47:29.000 That's not respected, though.
00:47:30.000 Well, but this could be protecting you legally.
00:47:33.000 And you have your DD, he comes along, he has a check, you know, a checklist, and he goes, All right, Dave, breathalyzer, boop.
00:47:38.000 Okay, well, you're drunk currently.
00:47:41.000 And then you timestamp it, he signs.
00:47:42.000 You can have like an official.
00:47:44.000 Like, have you kissed anyone tonight?
00:47:44.000 Record of the evening.
00:47:46.000 And it's like, check back again later.
00:47:48.000 You're not, you're legally not drunk right now.
00:47:50.000 You're going to have to get a few drinks, step outside, sit in the car, get drunk, do not sober up, and then get back in there.
00:47:55.000 We're going to breathalyze you and make sure no one's blood alcohol content is falling into the sober range.
00:48:01.000 That's ultimately how men are going to carry themselves going forward because apparently that's the only way to insulate yourself from stray charge.
00:48:07.000 But I think it still wouldn't work because I guess it depends on how this goes.
00:48:11.000 Well, it depends on how this goes, but he hasn't brought a suit or anything.
00:48:14.000 This is just something he said.
00:48:16.000 Two years ago, and you already have Kathy Hochul demanding that a lobby put in place to close the voluntary intoxication loophole.
00:48:23.000 I'm sure that she doesn't mean that for men, she wants to make it illegal for women who are drunk or high to be able to consent to sex, which completely removes any autonomy or agency that women have.
00:48:39.000 I mean, if you're getting drunk, you can still make decisions, right?
00:48:44.000 Like, don't be an idiot.
00:48:45.000 Well, and people's reaction from the conservative side to the story is, Well, Just don't conduct yourself in this manner.
00:48:52.000 And I mean, I agree.
00:48:53.000 I mean, I carry myself very conservatively when it comes to sexuality, but that doesn't actually solve the problem, which is what we're discussing right now.
00:48:59.000 Is like, okay, but even in this instance where people are engaging behavior that we don't like or we would say is not how we would carry ourselves, there's still a debate here to have.
00:49:08.000 Like, this is still a culture war debate, which is back to the larger issue, which is, again, women's accountability, women's responsibility.
00:49:13.000 So it's like you can simultaneously say, I can't really, really relate to the Cornell 7 here, but also understand that the debate is not over.
00:49:22.000 Is what they did, you know, is their sexuality ethical or whatever?
00:49:25.000 The debate is completely separate from that.
00:49:27.000 The debate is about, you know, women's accountability.
00:49:30.000 Can do women?
00:49:31.000 Should there be two tiers of, you know, justice, right?
00:49:34.000 Should women, uh, is alcohol, you know, absolving them of responsibility, but it doesn't do that for men?
00:49:39.000 Absolutely not.
00:49:40.000 And it's like, no, it should be equal before men.
00:49:42.000 I mean, the thing is, if you can get drunk and get in a car and kill someone with your car and get a DUI, yeah, exactly.
00:49:49.000 That's a great way to put it.
00:49:50.000 Well, yeah, because then you're accountable for your actions when you get drunk, no matter what.
00:49:54.000 I completely agree.
00:49:55.000 Well, because I see some conservatives and they're using that as like an off ramp to not approach the issue, which there's no, well, it's, they shouldn't be doing that anyway.
00:50:01.000 And it's like, Yeah, but that's it's happened.
00:50:04.000 It's already happened.
00:50:05.000 So, what's your take now?
00:50:06.000 Like, it's sure.
00:50:07.000 I mean, and you know, what's his name?
00:50:09.000 The pastor shouldn't have screwed Hester Prynne, but it happens.
00:50:12.000 Yeah.
00:50:13.000 So, it's not like violations of sexual mores are new, but I do think that attempting to absolve yourself of responsibility for actions that you willingly undertook while voluntarily intoxicated is absolutely irresponsible and should not be tolerated.
00:50:32.000 Yeah.
00:50:33.000 I completely agree.
00:50:35.000 So.
00:50:36.000 Yeah, I think that that might be the only way for future men and insulators to have the DD just consistently running a log of everyone.
00:50:41.000 Maybe have like a, maybe have like everyone has like a vibe, like a woot band or something.
00:50:45.000 And you're like, we have those ankle monitors now.
00:50:47.000 Yeah.
00:50:48.000 You can tell like what your alcohol content is.
00:50:51.000 We're just going to have the, we're going to get created maybe Palantir gets a Palantir comes to save fraternities.
00:50:51.000 Yeah.
00:50:51.000 Yeah.
00:50:57.000 You see it, I think it was Arizona.
00:50:58.000 They're like suspending all fraternities.
00:51:01.000 Oh, yeah.
00:51:02.000 And, you know, indefinitely.
00:51:04.000 So I think what's going on here, a lot of what's going on here is they've been looking for a way to destroy fraternities.
00:51:09.000 I didn't, I didn't go to a frat.
00:51:11.000 Some people find that frat.
00:51:11.000 I wasn't in a frat.
00:51:12.000 Were there frats at your school?
00:51:13.000 There were, but they weren't like traditional.
00:51:15.000 I went to St. John's.
00:51:15.000 There were no frats at my school.
00:51:17.000 I went to St. John's.
00:51:18.000 So they had like frats, but it was like just guys hanging out in an apartment doing like homework together.
00:51:22.000 But fraternities are this male only institution.
00:51:26.000 If you look at like historically speaking, a lot of companies and ideas and whatever kind of came out of fraternities.
00:51:33.000 The men that once they leave school, they still have all this commonality with their fellow brothers and whatnot.
00:51:40.000 I think that's primarily why fraternities are so hated and why they're so like.
00:51:44.000 Um, it looked down upon by approved regime approved culture is because they're like one of the last things that is not just like an exclusively male space, but like has a degree of masculinity to it.
00:51:57.000 Um, and you'll see this like anytime there's a male only space, it's immediately on the chopping block.
00:52:01.000 But sororities, no problem, unless it's the man cave, because then you're being relegated to some side place, and yeah, like if your masculinity is being tolerated and caged, yeah, if you're allowed to be there, if it's like.
00:52:15.000 An effeminate thing that's male only, that's great.
00:52:17.000 Like a pride parade or a man cave or a pup play.
00:52:22.000 Yeah.
00:52:24.000 And these kinds of organizations, right?
00:52:27.000 They're not good, right?
00:52:28.000 But at the end of the day, we do need male spaces.
00:52:31.000 We need male spaces where men can be men, where they can get together and associate together and build their masculinity, right?
00:52:39.000 I grew up, I love wrestling.
00:52:41.000 I love coaching football.
00:52:42.000 I think these are male institutions that are being, Relegated in our society.
00:52:48.000 I love to ride motorcycles.
00:52:50.000 I got about 20 best friends that we go ride motorcycles for two weeks a year, dirt bikes, and one up each other on these giant cliffs, top of these mountains.
00:52:59.000 You ride up 30 feet of dirt and hit a 20 foot cliff and see if you can make it to the top, and most of the time somebody breaks their ankle.
00:53:05.000 But guess what?
00:53:06.000 We need these, right?
00:53:07.000 Men need to associate together for the masculinity of it.
00:53:11.000 And that has been so removed from our culture.
00:53:14.000 It's a major problem with what we have.
00:53:15.000 And so the last remaining.
00:53:17.000 Institution are these frats, which are not a healthy environment for men to get together and do that, and they lead to other problems.
00:53:23.000 So, but we do absolutely need more opportunities for men to get together.
00:53:29.000 Yeah, I mean, it's kind of one of those things where it's like, look, if you're someone and you agree with what we're saying, but you do have like hesitations or criticisms of fraternities, you have to understand that like it has nothing to do with the fraternity.
00:53:42.000 It's just, it's almost like a cliche, but they're going, you know, the fraternity is just in the way.
00:53:46.000 They're coming after all male only spaces.
00:53:48.000 So, okay, yeah, it's the fraternity first.
00:53:50.000 Then it's going to be like the golf club or, I mean, they already go after the golf club.
00:53:53.000 They already go after the golf club.
00:53:54.000 But like, you know, they're going to really, you know, comb through and make sure there's no male only spaces.
00:54:00.000 And the only time there will be male only spaces, once again, like regime approved, you know, like wholesome chungus, black rifle coffee kind of stuff.
00:54:08.000 And it's like, I can't live like that.
00:54:09.000 I really can't.
00:54:11.000 I can't do it.
00:54:12.000 I would literally rather just stay home than go to like a regime approved male, you know, dude wipes.
00:54:20.000 That is so weird.
00:54:22.000 Oh, it's like, I'm going to get some bourbon and I'm going to have my big beard.
00:54:25.000 And it's like, oh my gosh, dude.
00:54:27.000 Like, I could.
00:54:30.000 I could be here for hours ranting about this.
00:54:33.000 It's called male to male transsexuality.
00:54:35.000 That's what it is.
00:54:37.000 It has a whole term.
00:54:37.000 Is it?
00:54:38.000 You named it, huh?
00:54:39.000 Yeah.
00:54:40.000 Anytime there's like this overcompensation, like a masculine veneer, basically it's just masculine branding on an otherwise innocuous product.
00:54:47.000 Man's coffee.
00:54:50.000 It's called male to male transsexuals.
00:54:52.000 And there's like tons of them.
00:54:53.000 There's tons of them.
00:54:54.000 You shouldn't make.
00:54:55.000 So was it dude wipes for men?
00:54:57.000 It's like dude wipes.
00:54:57.000 Yeah, I know.
00:54:58.000 Dude wipes are just baby wipes.
00:55:00.000 Put dudes on them.
00:55:01.000 Yeah.
00:55:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:55:02.000 We got to make.
00:55:03.000 Dude, stick.
00:55:04.000 And it's lipstick for guys.
00:55:06.000 Dude, I saw.
00:55:07.000 Make your lips supple.
00:55:09.000 I'm going to like, I'm going to like, I'm going to drag these guys as I get these Instagram ads for Broglow.
00:55:14.000 And it's like, what?
00:55:15.000 Broglow.
00:55:16.000 Male bronzer.
00:55:18.000 And I'm like, dude, okay, if you're using bronzer, you better be a bodybuilder.
00:55:24.000 Otherwise, like, gayest thing I've ever seen.
00:55:26.000 And then they put this, like, masculine.
00:55:28.000 It's again, the male to male transsexual.
00:55:30.000 It's Broglow.
00:55:31.000 It's like, that's not real.
00:55:33.000 Oh, it's real.
00:55:34.000 I get Instagram ads.
00:55:35.000 All the time, and I'm like, stop, not interested, not interested.
00:55:38.000 And they keep hitting me, and I'm like, I'm not a male to male transsexual.
00:55:41.000 Stop.
00:55:42.000 I tell my wife there's a.
00:55:43.000 It's real.
00:55:44.000 Oh, broglow.
00:55:45.000 It is like end of days stuff.
00:55:47.000 End of days stuff.
00:55:48.000 Go outside.
00:55:49.000 I'm pale.
00:55:50.000 So I live in the West.
00:55:52.000 I do real manly activities every day.
00:55:54.000 And I tell my wife that I know there's about 100 real men left on the planet, and I know about 90 of them.
00:56:01.000 But apparently, there's one on the screen right now that's apparently the broglow.
00:56:06.000 Is this supposed to be like a before and after?
00:56:07.000 Because he's still.
00:56:09.000 You should hit the gym first.
00:56:10.000 It's male, like, rub on tanner stuff.
00:56:14.000 Like, first of all, if you're going to do it again.
00:56:16.000 No bro's done that.
00:56:17.000 Why even.
00:56:18.000 No bro has ever done that.
00:56:20.000 You're correct.
00:56:21.000 But it's like, okay, that's pretty gay to begin with.
00:56:26.000 Just buy the normal woman.
00:56:29.000 Like, why do you need a male version to make yourself feel better when you're rubbing it on your body?
00:56:34.000 You're like, at least I'm a bro.
00:56:36.000 It's like, dude.
00:56:37.000 I got like a free sample of bronzer, but I thought it was lotion, so I put it on my face.
00:56:41.000 There were so many hours and hours later, I realized I just had like orange streaks.
00:56:45.000 Like a Rachel Dolazal moment.
00:56:47.000 I was like, no, what have I done?
00:56:49.000 That was Rachel, and she was just too far in with Rachel Dolazal.
00:56:51.000 She's like, well, I'm.
00:56:52.000 One of the old apartments I moved into, like some guy, I guess he used to live there, and he had like bro glow type stuff being delivered to me, and he just never canceled the thing.
00:57:02.000 So I'd be collecting these weird, different facial things that he would put on his face.
00:57:08.000 I don't.
00:57:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:57:09.000 I never used him.
00:57:10.000 I just looked at them and took a cap off one of those.
00:57:13.000 Hope I had a bag of his mail.
00:57:15.000 I was going to give it back to him one day, but I ended up moving.
00:57:18.000 But anyway, yeah, I guess this stuff's more common than you would think.
00:57:21.000 Well, if he's a bodybuilder, I'm like, that's, I respect that, but there's not very many bodybuilders.
00:57:27.000 You know, I teased one of my sons.
00:57:29.000 He went down and he won Mr. Monterey in the bodybuilding contest.
00:57:32.000 And I totally teased him because I'm like, you put so much bronzer on, you're gay.
00:57:38.000 Yeah, you know, you got to crack a couple of eggs and make an omelet.
00:57:41.000 He let me know that it was just a one time deal that he just had to wear the bronzer for the competition.
00:57:45.000 Bro Glow.
00:57:45.000 Yeah, I'm sure it was Bro Glow.
00:57:47.000 Right?
00:57:47.000 Shout out.
00:57:48.000 You probably got Bro Glow.
00:57:49.000 That's how you became Mr. Monterey.
00:57:51.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:57:52.000 That's funny.
00:57:53.000 I mean, there's just so much here.
00:57:57.000 There's so many problems with this.
00:57:59.000 I mean, One, you could just go outside, I guess.
00:58:02.000 I mean, I'm pretty pale, but that's just a genetic thing.
00:58:06.000 I spend, I think, a normal amount of time outside.
00:58:08.000 I'm just Scottish.
00:58:09.000 We don't really tan, we just burn.
00:58:13.000 And broadly, but it's just what I'm getting at is I've said it a million times already.
00:58:19.000 People are like, okay, we get it.
00:58:20.000 We heard you.
00:58:20.000 But the male to male transsexual stuff is just so irritating.
00:58:23.000 And it's a lot of it's on the conservative media, too, where it's trying to make yourself feel better.
00:58:27.000 And people will shadow box and chest beat about issues that everyone agrees on.
00:58:33.000 Like a great example is these people wear shirts around, and it's like, you know, blank, blank your local pedophile.
00:58:39.000 And it's like, yeah, dude, everyone agrees with that, but they're acting like it's this like edgy, you know, like tough guy thing to do.
00:58:45.000 And I'm like, there's no one out here is like pro, like it's just, but it's like, it's safe, edgy.
00:58:51.000 It's like, I'm doing this tough guy routine, but he would never say that about like, I don't know, illegal immigration or, you know, issues that are much higher salience that maybe we should be a little more radical on.
00:59:01.000 If we really wanted to fix that, all that, right, we'd go back in time to the 1980s when, uh, When young men couldn't say everything that they thought, because if you said it, somebody's going to beat your, you know what, in the parking lot or out behind the football or the track, right?
00:59:15.000 Like that's the reality.
00:59:17.000 But we don't allow kids to do that anymore.
00:59:18.000 We don't allow kids to just get involved and go, hey, you know, and it was done, right?
00:59:22.000 I grew up in an era where if somebody said something you didn't like, you took reproach with it and you might have a little wrestling match out in the grass, right?
00:59:31.000 You might hit each other, but guess what?
00:59:32.000 You became right after friends.
00:59:35.000 Yeah.
00:59:35.000 Right.
00:59:36.000 And then you'd move forward.
00:59:36.000 It's just regulation.
00:59:37.000 And I promise the next time you thought that you could say that offensive thing about his sister or his mom or his neighbor or his cat, guess what?
00:59:45.000 You didn't do it.
00:59:46.000 Yeah.
00:59:47.000 But we don't do that anymore.
00:59:48.000 So we hide behind computer screens and we say all the dumb crap that we want to say.
00:59:52.000 And guess what?
00:59:52.000 We don't ever have any consequences.
00:59:55.000 Yeah.
00:59:55.000 And then you think you've been harmed when someone takes an issue with you.
00:59:58.000 Yeah.
00:59:59.000 And then people like still want to signal that they don't care, that they're a tough guy.
01:00:03.000 So then, yeah, they take these like very obnoxious like aesthetics to like, Demonstrate how masculine I am.
01:00:09.000 When you look at how special operators looked in the 80s and 90s, they looked like accountants.
01:00:14.000 They had glasses on and they're button up shirts and everything.
01:00:16.000 We've kind of lost the fact that let your game do the talking.
01:00:19.000 That is a sense of the game.
01:00:20.000 Let your game do the talking really should be a motto for everybody.
01:00:24.000 It's completely died off.
01:00:25.000 Where now you'll have guys, and I know this for like, you'll meet these guys that have done a few tours, and they again, they just look normal looking guys, button up shirt, you know, whatever.
01:00:34.000 And then you meet these guys that are like, big beard and like the shirt on.
01:00:36.000 It's like tactical armor man, gun guy.
01:00:40.000 And he's like, you know, a middle manager and he's right, didn't join the military.
01:00:44.000 And he's like, he's like, he's like trying to be like he's a salesman or yeah.
01:00:48.000 And they and they put like the it's like a fake veteran.
01:00:50.000 And I'm like, it's so annoying because then you meet these guys that are actually, you know, you meet someone that I met a guy and he had like 30 confirmed K's, I don't know what you can say on YouTube.
01:01:00.000 And he was just like the most ordinary, normal, like he was kind of nerdy actually.
01:01:05.000 And he was really into fish tanks.
01:01:06.000 He was like, yeah, I got back, I was like in Fallujah and stuff, and I got back and I just got really into like fish tanks.
01:01:12.000 He was just like, Show me pictures of his fish tanks.
01:01:14.000 I'm like, I kind of want to hear about your, like, you know, James Bond, your Fallujah stuff.
01:01:18.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:01:19.000 Like, Chris Kyle stuff.
01:01:21.000 He's like, Yeah, and I'm just really into fish tanks.
01:01:23.000 And I'm like, you don't see this guy going around buying Broglow or dude wipes.
01:01:28.000 Well, maybe.
01:01:28.000 He just goes outside and uses toilet paper like a man.
01:01:32.000 Poison ivy if he has to.
01:01:34.000 Milkweed.
01:01:34.000 You know what the biggest problem is?
01:01:37.000 With no disrespect to dude wipes, but you can't use those in a septic system.
01:01:40.000 No.
01:01:41.000 And so the worst thing is, first of all, anybody who's got a septic system knows the worst thing is when city folk come by and they're just like dumping the contents of their purse in the toilet and flushing.
01:01:50.000 And you're like, yeah, okay, you just destroyed everything.
01:01:52.000 And they're like, what do you mean it's toilet?
01:01:54.000 And it's pretty crazy that people in cities dump literally random stuff down the toilet.
01:01:57.000 I heard there's alligators down there.
01:01:58.000 Yeah, snakes.
01:01:59.000 Tramps, kinds of stuff.
01:01:59.000 I heard that too.
01:02:01.000 Yeah.
01:02:02.000 But we, you know, back at our old studio, because we had so many guests all the time, it was a common thing that people would flush wipes and they don't break down, they get stuck.
01:02:14.000 And then we had to call the company to come out and get a big stick and stick it in a pipe.
01:02:18.000 Yeah, disgusting.
01:02:20.000 It is.
01:02:20.000 It's just revolting.
01:02:21.000 And that's why every single country restaurant has a big sign saying nothing in the toilet but toilet paper.
01:02:26.000 Modern world is just and most of Europe has those signs, but in Europe, they wipe and throw it in the garbage.
01:02:32.000 Yeah, but it's like a big old trash bin full of that's why you know, that's nasty.
01:02:35.000 It's just like the modern world is the hot car, and I'm the dog trapped inside of it.
01:02:41.000 What I mean, we're flushing wipes down a.
01:02:46.000 I mean, what is going on?
01:02:47.000 They got dark quick tape.
01:02:49.000 I mean, it's just like here, this is that was like the final straw where I'm black billed.
01:02:52.000 Now it's over.
01:02:53.000 It's how does a society we come back from that?
01:02:55.000 We have to like hire a guy to shove a stick down.
01:02:59.000 Because they go to the septic, they can't use toilet paper.
01:03:01.000 Like, I just no, no, toilet paper is fine.
01:03:04.000 But by the way, when you beat that guy, he doesn't use dude wipes and he definitely doesn't put bro glow on.
01:03:09.000 No, no, I know those guys, they're real men, and they leave doing that job a little quicker.
01:03:14.000 Yeah, anyway, we got a quick sponsor it's dude wipes.
01:03:18.000 All right, we got bro glow, dude wipes.
01:03:22.000 That's uh, that's two serious jokes for me today.
01:03:24.000 I have to admit it.
01:03:25.000 I mean, what's next?
01:03:26.000 Like, man thongs, what do you mean next?
01:03:30.000 They have those.
01:03:33.000 Did you not see Tom Ford's?
01:03:35.000 You didn't.
01:03:35.000 Those are called cross dressers.
01:03:37.000 Oh, yeah, I did.
01:03:37.000 Tom Ford's spring collection.
01:03:39.000 Oh, I did.
01:03:40.000 It's so these guys, Tom Ford's spring collection.
01:03:43.000 Take a look.
01:03:44.000 It's these guys wearing like a proper suit jacket and then literally like a banana hammock.
01:03:50.000 Like a, yeah, hot pink.
01:03:53.000 It's really, it is really quite something.
01:03:56.000 Man pond, man tampons.
01:03:59.000 Yeah.
01:04:00.000 Bro ponds.
01:04:02.000 That's the South.
01:04:02.000 Park thing.
01:04:03.000 That's what we're going.
01:04:04.000 That's what we're going towards.
01:04:05.000 At this rate, we're using bronzer now.
01:04:08.000 Like civilians using bronzer.
01:04:10.000 Once again, if you're a bodybuilder, it's one thing, but we're talking about civilian use bronzer.
01:04:13.000 Unacceptable.
01:04:15.000 I've had enough.
01:04:16.000 I've seen enough.
01:04:18.000 We need, like, I just need to disappear back to Africa.
01:04:21.000 That's what I was doing before I started here.
01:04:22.000 I was just milling around Africa.
01:04:23.000 Yeah, Tom Ford's male models.
01:04:25.000 Could you imagine, like, what would happen if you showed, like, an African tribe dude wipes?
01:04:29.000 Dude, there's tribes in Africa that, like, toilet paper.
01:04:32.000 They make fun of.
01:04:33.000 White people for using toilet paper and some of the.
01:04:34.000 Well, how do they clean their butts?
01:04:35.000 There was a.
01:04:36.000 Well, these aren't questions I asked.
01:04:38.000 This was a Peter Brook.
01:04:40.000 So I was in Brazil and this was at the vice office in Brazil.
01:04:46.000 And I went to the bathroom and the floor is slightly concave with a drain in the middle.
01:04:52.000 And there's a hose next to the toilet.
01:04:53.000 And I picked it up and, like, sure enough, I'm like, wow.
01:04:57.000 And so I did my thing.
01:04:58.000 And then I walk out and I go up to the lady and I was like, what's the hose next to the toilet for?
01:05:02.000 We don't have those.
01:05:03.000 And she goes, oh.
01:05:06.000 To clean?
01:05:07.000 And I was like, to clean like the bathroom?
01:05:10.000 And she's like, to clean yourself?
01:05:13.000 And I was like, what do you mean?
01:05:14.000 And she goes, do you not clean?
01:05:17.000 And I was like, well, you know, we wipe.
01:05:20.000 She was like, oh, like it was shocking to her.
01:05:25.000 And then the thing I always hear is like, someone says, Imagine you're like walking down the street and a bird craps and it like lands on your arm.
01:05:31.000 So you take a piece of toilet paper and wipe it off and go, I'm good.
01:05:34.000 And that's like the American way.
01:05:35.000 And so the Brazilians are really grossed out by that.
01:05:38.000 Yeah.
01:05:38.000 I mean, there's various, like, there's the Aka tribe in the Congo basin and in Central Africa.
01:05:43.000 And it was like 2010, they had a bunch of a research group go out and they're asking them, they're basically it was linguists and they were trying to determine which words did they just not have like a definition for and which ones did they do.
01:05:54.000 Well, they didn't have a word for masturbate.
01:05:56.000 And so they were like drilling down on these guys.
01:05:58.000 We're like, wait, what do you mean?
01:05:59.000 No, so you do this, that, and the other.
01:06:00.000 And they were just so confused by the concept of masturbation that they were like, what are you talking about?
01:06:05.000 Surely they haven't gone to Cornell because Cornell promotes masturbation.
01:06:08.000 I know.
01:06:09.000 It's like the inverse of the Cornell.
01:06:10.000 And pornography and masturbation together.
01:06:13.000 The Aka and Gundu tribes of the Congo Basin are the inverse of the Cornell, where it's like the complete opposite, where they're just like, what?
01:06:19.000 Why would we do that?
01:06:20.000 We needed to start sending our young men there.
01:06:23.000 Yeah, they're too busy.
01:06:24.000 We're like, we don't have time.
01:06:25.000 You know, Trump had a great quote on the topic.
01:06:27.000 Trump had a great quote on masturbation where he just says, it's a lot of effort, doesn't get you anywhere.
01:06:32.000 And I was like, that's a good way to put it.
01:06:34.000 He's like, he didn't have any comment on the ethicality of it or the morality.
01:06:37.000 He was just like, it's a waste of time.
01:06:38.000 It doesn't get you anywhere.
01:06:40.000 And I was like, fair enough.
01:06:41.000 When did he make that quote?
01:06:42.000 It was on Howard Stern.
01:06:43.000 It was a longer quote.
01:06:44.000 He talked about it for a while and he was just like, I don't know.
01:06:46.000 He said, I've never been big into that world.
01:06:50.000 As if it's like a scene.
01:06:51.000 The whole thing.
01:06:52.000 Maybe it is a whole thing.
01:06:52.000 Maybe it is.
01:06:54.000 What was the full quote?
01:06:55.000 It's like one of the funniest Trump quotes ever.
01:06:58.000 Trump.
01:07:00.000 Okay, Trump masturbates.
01:07:02.000 I don't think you want to look at me.
01:07:04.000 I don't want to go there.
01:07:05.000 We're going in, Trump.
01:07:06.000 Full quote.
01:07:06.000 Let's see.
01:07:07.000 Bad idea.
01:07:08.000 We're going in.
01:07:12.000 We're going in.
01:07:16.000 Trump, Howard.
01:07:19.000 Okay.
01:07:21.000 Howard Stern says, When Melania is tired and you're horny, do you masturbate to take care of the problem?
01:07:26.000 Trump says, No.
01:07:28.000 Stern says, When was the last time you masturbated?
01:07:29.000 Trump says, Long time ago, sometime prior to knowing women.
01:07:32.000 Stern says, Really?
01:07:33.000 Come on.
01:07:34.000 And Trump says, It's a lot of work.
01:07:36.000 And in the end, it gets you nowhere.
01:07:38.000 I was never big into that world.
01:07:41.000 And then Robin followed up, pressing him, No, nothing.
01:07:43.000 And Trump just says, No.
01:07:43.000 What?
01:07:45.000 You know, I knew I loved Donald Trump, but now I really love him.
01:07:49.000 He's never had a drink, apparently.
01:07:50.000 That's what I love.
01:07:51.000 Like all these problems we're talking about, right?
01:07:53.000 They're morality problems.
01:07:54.000 He just rolled all over the place.
01:07:55.000 Because didn't his brother die?
01:07:56.000 Yeah.
01:07:56.000 Yeah.
01:07:57.000 His brother, Fred.
01:07:57.000 He was on the ground.
01:07:58.000 Yeah.
01:07:58.000 Yeah.
01:07:59.000 So he never drank.
01:08:00.000 And his father told him he was never going to be a successful businessman if he drank.
01:08:04.000 Interesting.
01:08:05.000 And, and I, you know, by the way, I've never had a drink in my whole life.
01:08:08.000 I live that principle.
01:08:09.000 Again, there's something to, and I'm an extremely successful businessman, not directed Trump, but close.
01:08:14.000 When you go wondering, man, what really inspired me was when I heard Trump say that when you're famous, they let you do it.
01:08:22.000 True.
01:08:23.000 That was Cornell's problem.
01:08:24.000 They weren't famous.
01:08:24.000 Really?
01:08:26.000 They got their, if they had more motion, they would have gotten away.
01:08:29.000 Lucy would have gotten away.
01:08:31.000 But, you know, what's interesting is there's, I think it's like a paradigm with the, with the, Drunk and the teetotaler.
01:08:39.000 I think you have to pick one or the other.
01:08:40.000 You should be like a raging alcoholic or a teetotaler.
01:08:42.000 Because you look at like the British officers and the way they carried themselves.
01:08:46.000 I mean, they were just like hammered all of the time.
01:08:49.000 It was really a beautiful thing.
01:08:50.000 And I'm like, we should just pick one or the other.
01:08:53.000 It's like, oh, I'm just going to have a glass of wine.
01:08:55.000 It's like, no, I'm fed up, quite frankly, with stoicism.
01:09:00.000 Like you should just get angry, fly off the handle, like be like really unpredictable.
01:09:06.000 That's, I think that's pretty based.
01:09:07.000 So I think maybe we should get back to that.
01:09:09.000 I mean, either be a teetotaler or like a full blown drunk.
01:09:11.000 Let me read this.
01:09:11.000 The bar tab of the 1787 farewell party for George Washington is still intact.
01:09:16.000 The founding fathers drank 54 bottles of Madeira, as I said, 60 bottles of claret, 8 bottles of whiskey, 22 bottles of porter, 8 bottles of hard cider, 12 of beer, 7 bowls of alcoholic punch.
01:09:29.000 There were only 55 attendees.
01:09:31.000 Where was the party?
01:09:34.000 I think this was Francis Tavern.
01:09:36.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:09:36.000 Was it at Francis?
01:09:37.000 That's so cool.
01:09:39.000 Those guys were a win after that.
01:09:42.000 I now really want to like find out.
01:09:43.000 That's a great pub.
01:09:44.000 And it would have been lame if it's like, I'll just have a glass of mead.
01:09:48.000 It's like, dude.
01:09:49.000 Go one or the other.
01:09:50.000 Commit.
01:09:50.000 Need space, though.
01:09:52.000 Yeah, I think we should probably be getting rid of liquor and just go back.
01:09:55.000 Bring back mead.
01:09:56.000 Mead and rum and.
01:09:58.000 Big ol' steins of mead.
01:10:00.000 Grog.
01:10:00.000 I can get a glass of.
01:10:01.000 We should just have a big glass of grog and do shanties.
01:10:04.000 Grog, yeah.
01:10:06.000 Grog.
01:10:06.000 I don't know.
01:10:07.000 I want to hit up George Washington.
01:10:08.000 Mixing rum with water, lime juice, and sugar.
01:10:12.000 It's just like a rum and water.
01:10:14.000 Yeah, I'll do a rum and water, please.
01:10:14.000 Grog.
01:10:18.000 Grog, please.
01:10:19.000 Yeah, I'll do a grog on the rocks, please.
01:10:21.000 The British Royal Navy gave sailors a daily rum ration.
01:10:24.000 Diluting it with water and adding lime helped preserve the water and prevent scurvy.
01:10:28.000 They're penning these unbelievable letters, going to the intricacies of linguistics of Southeast Asia and whatnot.
01:10:36.000 And then you remember they're also hammered the entire time.
01:10:40.000 Their tolerance must have been really high.
01:10:42.000 You know what's most admirable, I think, about many of these East India Trading Company guys was how many people they slew just to get black peppercorn for their steak.
01:10:51.000 Yeah.
01:10:52.000 Well, worth it.
01:10:53.000 You know, I think around 50,000 people.
01:10:54.000 Yeah.
01:10:55.000 White people don't like spices.
01:10:56.000 It's like, they literally went to war for black pepper.
01:10:59.000 They massacred people for black pepper.
01:11:02.000 And now it's on every diner table and no one touches it.
01:11:05.000 Really?
01:11:05.000 Yeah.
01:11:06.000 No one touches it?
01:11:07.000 Oh, yeah.
01:11:08.000 People don't use the black pepper on a table.
01:11:09.000 Like sometimes.
01:11:10.000 I don't use either to solder pepper.
01:11:12.000 Like, I think it's insulting to the chef.
01:11:13.000 So I go to Denny's and I'm like, I trust the chef.
01:11:15.000 Yeah, but sometimes, you know, like the chef gives me a mean look.
01:11:18.000 So I ask for ketchup.
01:11:20.000 And then I just stare him in the eyes, like, onto my steak.
01:11:22.000 Or it on the whole thing.
01:11:23.000 That's like the Trump move.
01:11:24.000 Steak on the ketchup on the steak.
01:11:26.000 Well done steak with ketchup.
01:11:27.000 Yeah.
01:11:27.000 Well, I very much have the Zoomer problem, which is like the battered wife syndrome, where if they mess my order up, I still eat it.
01:11:32.000 I'm like, it's my fault for ordering that.
01:11:34.000 Idiot.
01:11:35.000 I thought you were going to say you had the Zoomer problem of when you try to order food, you realize you're broke and don't own anything, so you don't eat.
01:11:40.000 Well, that's a separate problem.
01:11:41.000 You're like, can I wash dishes or something?
01:11:45.000 No, yeah.
01:11:46.000 I'm like, I'm a stupid idiot for ordering that.
01:11:47.000 It's my fault.
01:11:49.000 It's too complicated for this illegal immigrant chef.
01:11:52.000 It's just on me.
01:11:53.000 I had, I would describe it as probably the worst experience of my life.
01:11:57.000 I've never had a worse experience.
01:11:59.000 A dining out experience?
01:12:01.000 Well, I ordered, we were in DC the other day, and at the hotel, I ordered breakfast.
01:12:05.000 And I said I wanted three eggs scrambled with cheddar cheese.
01:12:09.000 Got it.
01:12:10.000 I said I wanted no toast, no tater tots, bacon, and chicken sausage.
01:12:14.000 They gave me pork sausage.
01:12:18.000 The bastards.
01:12:19.000 I was, I broke down.
01:12:20.000 I was in the fetal position crying for hours.
01:12:22.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:12:23.000 Was it like I was supposed to see the manager?
01:12:25.000 Muslim dietary restrictions.
01:12:26.000 Yeah.
01:12:29.000 Was it because it tasted good?
01:12:30.000 Because what?
01:12:32.000 Because the pork actually tasted good.
01:12:34.000 I wanted chicken sausage.
01:12:35.000 Oh, I had bacon.
01:12:37.000 That was fine.
01:12:39.000 And there were tater tots.
01:12:40.000 And what they did was, when they gave me the eggs, the tots were all mashed onto them.
01:12:44.000 And I didn't want tater tots, but the cheese from my eggs was melted to the tots, too.
01:12:48.000 It was a disaster.
01:12:49.000 It creates like a nucleus.
01:12:51.000 That's the worst.
01:12:52.000 We actually ordered that at a restaurant in Idaho cheese on the tater tots.
01:12:55.000 I don't see the problem.
01:12:56.000 That's delicious.
01:12:56.000 Oh, that sounds nice.
01:12:58.000 This is a true story, but my reaction was I just ate the breakfast and said, are you ready to go?
01:12:58.000 That does sound good.
01:13:01.000 And me and Brendan left.
01:13:03.000 That's actually what happened.
01:13:04.000 That's the whole thing.
01:13:04.000 I was like, I should be causing more scenes.
01:13:07.000 You know?
01:13:08.000 That'd be kind of fun.
01:13:10.000 I actually thought about it.
01:13:11.000 It's just, it's a little bit.
01:13:11.000 I was like, I told Brent on the way.
01:13:12.000 I was like, I'm half of a mind to tell them that they got my breakfast wrong, but I don't really care.
01:13:15.000 So it's a lot of work, you know?
01:13:18.000 It's like Trump's out of the mouth.
01:13:19.000 It gets a lot of work.
01:13:20.000 Yeah, it gets you nowhere.
01:13:20.000 What are they going to do?
01:13:21.000 They're going to be like, sorry, I guess.
01:13:23.000 Did you eat it?
01:13:23.000 Like, well, yeah.
01:13:24.000 I was hungry.
01:13:25.000 Well, that's the thing.
01:13:25.000 I mean, you didn't want to send it back, send back the pork sausage.
01:13:29.000 Do you know how long it takes to order food to your room?
01:13:31.000 No, it takes, it's a pain in the ass.
01:13:33.000 I know.
01:13:33.000 Yeah.
01:13:33.000 Like they'd come back and they'll be like, okay, give us three hours and we'll have your eggs for you.
01:13:37.000 I'm like, ugh.
01:13:38.000 Yeah.
01:13:39.000 You know, okay, whatever.
01:13:40.000 And the worst part was they didn't bring the condiments.
01:13:44.000 They promised they were going to bring the condiments.
01:13:46.000 I never came.
01:13:47.000 Mess up a continental breakfast right now, like a Hampton Inn, like everything's microwaved.
01:13:52.000 You like English breakfast.
01:13:53.000 Oh, I love those.
01:13:54.000 Man, it's like 9 57.
01:13:55.000 I'm like rising out of the grave, like rocky.
01:13:57.000 I'm like, I got to get down there.
01:14:00.000 I know Tate's going to agree with me on this one that English breakfast is better than continental breakfast.
01:14:05.000 Yeah.
01:14:05.000 Well, the American breakfast is more familiar, so I like it as comfort.
01:14:09.000 But the English breakfast, if you're looking at it objectively, does have more to offer than English breakfast.
01:14:14.000 Yeah.
01:14:15.000 Tomato slices.
01:14:17.000 Baked beans, mushrooms, blood pudding.
01:14:17.000 Yeah.
01:14:20.000 Come on.
01:14:22.000 I prefer it.
01:14:22.000 If I wanted a last meal, I'd go for the American Breakfast School.
01:14:25.000 It's like, it reminds me of my mother.
01:14:27.000 But when I'm just looking, I need the best breakfast possible.
01:14:29.000 You got to go to the English.
01:14:31.000 English have a good breakfast.
01:14:32.000 English food's great.
01:14:33.000 This is like, I think it's another safe, edgy thing where everyone's allowed to beat up.
01:14:36.000 I'm like, I like the breakfast.
01:14:38.000 What I don't like, see, I don't have a problem with English food.
01:14:42.000 I haven't been to.
01:14:42.000 Oh, cheese and onion sandwiches.
01:14:44.000 I'm like, machine, let's go.
01:14:45.000 But the thing that I hate is when you have Tom Holland, whose little viral clip about how American food. Sucks compared to British food, went viral again recently.
01:14:54.000 And he was saying, What's American food?
01:14:56.000 A hamburger that's from Germany.
01:14:57.000 And it's like, No, literally, the hamburger was invented in 1878 in Connecticut.
01:15:01.000 Yeah.
01:15:02.000 And hamburgers were invented in Connecticut.
01:15:05.000 Yeah.
01:15:05.000 Gosh.
01:15:06.000 There's a diner there.
01:15:07.000 And he's like, Oh, yeah, that's what he thought.
01:15:10.000 It's rich coming from a guy that everyone thinks is American.
01:15:12.000 And then you hear him in a press junket and you're like, He's British.
01:15:14.000 And then he's talking like this.
01:15:17.000 The thing is that American food is all the food.
01:15:21.000 But with extra sugar, salt, and supersized.
01:15:25.000 So we just took everybody's food and made it way better.
01:15:27.000 We just upgraded it all.
01:15:28.000 And you don't like that?
01:15:29.000 Like, if you had that, like, try and order a sandwich in England, you need like three of them to have a meal.
01:15:34.000 Oh, I know.
01:15:35.000 I mean, I remember the first time having like authentic Mexican food.
01:15:37.000 I'm like, well, I love Tex Mex.
01:15:38.000 So I bet authentic Mexican was really good.
01:15:40.000 I'm like, this is, it was like Tex Mex.
01:15:40.000 Then I ate it.
01:15:43.000 Airline chicken with rice and beans.
01:15:45.000 Yeah.
01:15:46.000 I'm like, what?
01:15:46.000 Tex Mex is better.
01:15:47.000 Like, California Mexican is like my favorite Mexican with all the fresh everything.
01:15:53.000 You know what really blew my mind when I was a kid?
01:15:55.000 When I learned what burrito meant.
01:15:57.000 What does it mean?
01:15:57.000 Just wrapped up?
01:15:58.000 It means baby donkey.
01:15:59.000 Does it?
01:16:00.000 Oh, you're literally walking up to a guy and be like, I'll take a baby donkey with chicken.
01:16:04.000 You're supposed to like tuck it under the saddle and it stays warm all day.
01:16:07.000 Right.
01:16:07.000 Burro.
01:16:08.000 It means donkey and burrito is little donkey.
01:16:10.000 Yeah, that's the idea.
01:16:11.000 And then I learned that and I was like, my whole world was different.
01:16:14.000 I like all, I mean, I just don't get into these culinary mudslinging because I like all food genuinely.
01:16:19.000 Like there's, I've never, I can't think of any other signs of everything.
01:16:22.000 Gordita.
01:16:23.000 What's that?
01:16:24.000 Is that a Taco Bell thing?
01:16:25.000 Yeah, fat one.
01:16:26.000 Little fat girl.
01:16:31.000 I've eaten everything.
01:16:33.000 I've had the fermented quail egg.
01:16:35.000 I like it all.
01:16:36.000 I like it all.
01:16:37.000 There's a Singaporean guy and he gave me durian and a fermented quail egg.
01:16:39.000 Do you guys see there's a viral clip from, I think it's Triton Poker?
01:16:42.000 A guy's got a tin of caviar.
01:16:44.000 He's just eating with a spoon straight up.
01:16:46.000 That's nuts.
01:16:48.000 And I'm like, okay, this is fake.
01:16:51.000 First of all, caviar is not that expensive.
01:16:52.000 It's expensive, but it went viral because they're like, this dude's so rich.
01:16:56.000 He's playing this million dollar tournament and just eating caviar from a tin straight up.
01:17:00.000 And I'm like, yeah, it's a stunt.
01:17:01.000 It's fake.
01:17:02.000 Why would that be fake?
01:17:03.000 Because caviar is you get a bone spoon, you put a little bit on like a little chip thingy.
01:17:10.000 Yeah, or a bling.
01:17:11.000 And then you put some onions, some chives, and you mix it all together.
01:17:14.000 You don't just straight up eat scoops of caviar.
01:17:16.000 Oh, but you could do.
01:17:17.000 But it doesn't taste that good.
01:17:18.000 That's like what a 30 year old person thinks rich people do.
01:17:20.000 Exactly.
01:17:21.000 Better is like, what?
01:17:21.000 And the other thing, too, is a can of that tin probably costs $100.
01:17:25.000 So it's like, why would you do that?
01:17:25.000 Sure.
01:17:27.000 People are caviar is so expensive.
01:17:29.000 I mean, it is because you're ordering basically an appetizer for $100.
01:17:31.000 Well, you're playing a million dollar poker tournament and everyone's like, oh, look at them doing this.
01:17:35.000 Like, bro, you and your buddies could pull together enough to get some caviar your next trip to the restaurant.
01:17:42.000 It's not a big deal.
01:17:43.000 Sure.
01:17:43.000 They've got $75 cans.
01:17:45.000 It's not a lot.
01:17:45.000 I do.
01:17:46.000 You could buy it at Whole Foods.
01:17:47.000 Yeah.
01:17:48.000 I do like rich people that do behave a little more like that versus like Warren Buffett, where he's like, I was watching a video and he's in the McDonald's drive thru and he's like, I got to get the McMuffin instead of the biscuit because the market's down today.
01:17:58.000 And I'm like, Dude, drop the LARP.
01:18:01.000 I mean, it pissed me off.
01:18:02.000 It was ridiculous.
01:18:03.000 Yeah, it pissed me off too.
01:18:04.000 If you're rich, be like Bezos or like they're like super villains.
01:18:07.000 They're like, you know.
01:18:08.000 No, they're all inadequate.
01:18:10.000 Oh, I'm like, they need to do something really cool.
01:18:10.000 Yeah.
01:18:11.000 Like, I'd be like just buying Native American reservations.
01:18:14.000 I would be like the best rich person.
01:18:16.000 I feel like I should get a chance.
01:18:17.000 I'd be like, I'd be like Dr. Doof and Schmerz.
01:18:20.000 Like, I'd be vetting stuff.
01:18:23.000 I'd be buying entire like ethnic groups.
01:18:26.000 Like, I own, I own like you.
01:18:28.000 They're a team now.
01:18:29.000 Yeah.
01:18:29.000 Like, you're a team.
01:18:30.000 Play for me.
01:18:31.000 You're a team.
01:18:32.000 Like, I'll like, yeah, I'd have, it'd be fantastic.
01:18:32.000 Entertain.
01:18:35.000 But these guys, yeah, they're all just like, oh, the market's down.
01:18:38.000 So I got to get the McMuffin today.
01:18:39.000 It's like, dude, shut up.
01:18:41.000 You don't deserve that.
01:18:42.000 Like, I became a socialist for five seconds.
01:18:44.000 I'm like, we should take your money and give it to me.
01:18:46.000 Here's the thing that people don't realize is that, you know, I was thinking about the state because I was watching something, I was watching some video about work and like the future of work and socialism and stuff.
01:18:57.000 Elon is doing exactly as you describe.
01:19:00.000 So, Elon gets super rich.
01:19:02.000 And then, if you go to him and you're like, let's say there's like teenage Elon and you're like, hey, if you had a trillion dollars, what would you do?
01:19:07.000 He'd be like, oh man, I'd build a rocket ship to Mars.
01:19:10.000 That's literally what he's doing.
01:19:11.000 He's like, you're going like, yo, Elon, how can we not buy whole ethnic groups?
01:19:15.000 And he's like, I don't know.
01:19:16.000 I don't want to.
01:19:17.000 It's like, well, what do you want to do?
01:19:18.000 He's outside the box.
01:19:19.000 I want to go to Mars.
01:19:20.000 Right.
01:19:21.000 You got to get the kids.
01:19:22.000 I once tweeted, hey, Elon, why haven't you built an Iron Man suit yet?
01:19:25.000 And he tweeted back at me building Starship.
01:19:27.000 And then I said, that's an acceptable.
01:19:29.000 Yeah.
01:19:30.000 Like, actually, that's pretty cool.
01:19:30.000 Okay.
01:19:31.000 Yeah.
01:19:32.000 Okay.
01:19:32.000 Going to Mars.
01:19:33.000 It's like I'm building a starship.
01:19:33.000 The rocket.
01:19:35.000 It's like, oh, good point.
01:19:38.000 We're building, you know, I'm donating.
01:19:43.000 Charity?
01:19:44.000 Really?
01:19:45.000 The problem is buy something cool.
01:19:46.000 Like, buy the Grand Canyon.
01:19:47.000 Like, fill it up with peanut butter.
01:19:50.000 That's cool.
01:19:50.000 That's cool.
01:19:51.000 But also, like, so many of these charities are just money laundering.
01:19:57.000 For George Costanza.
01:19:59.000 Yeah, for like the administrative services part of it.
01:20:01.000 They don't actually do the thing that they say they would do, like Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure or whatever.
01:20:07.000 Oh, yeah.
01:20:08.000 It's like 90% goes to admin costs or something.
01:20:11.000 You would need 5.45 trillion cubic yards of peanut butter.
01:20:16.000 So it would be like a lifelong project.
01:20:18.000 Life is.
01:20:19.000 That's my starship.
01:20:20.000 It would be an earthworks.
01:20:21.000 The animals would be eating it.
01:20:23.000 That would be my.
01:20:24.000 The animals would drag it.
01:20:25.000 Elon is like, I want to see Mars colonized before I die.
01:20:29.000 147 trillion cubic feet of peanut butter.
01:20:32.000 That would be my pyramid, would be filling up just orifices with peanut butter.
01:20:39.000 Hashtag Cornell Seven.
01:20:42.000 Yeah, I'd be doing something cool like that.
01:20:44.000 So, Elon, I respect that.
01:20:46.000 And he's building like death robots and stuff.
01:20:48.000 That's pretty cool.
01:20:48.000 But, like, yeah, these guys.
01:20:49.000 Oh, and like boomers, when they die and they're like, I'm not giving money to my kids, they donate their entire estate to like a trust, which just gets laundered to like other people through these bogus charities.
01:20:59.000 It's totally bogus.
01:21:00.000 It's the dumbest thing ever.
01:21:01.000 I'm like, At least just like give it to a country.
01:21:04.000 Like, give it to like, you know, 90s or something.
01:21:06.000 Or just give it to your stupid kids.
01:21:07.000 Like, they're your stupid kids.
01:21:09.000 Yeah, give it to your stupid kids or like donate it to like, yeah, Tuvalu and just see what they do with it.
01:21:14.000 Like maybe they'll build a hut or something.
01:21:15.000 That'd be pretty cool.
01:21:16.000 Or Maldives.
01:21:17.000 You know what?
01:21:17.000 You know what?
01:21:18.000 The climate change thing.
01:21:19.000 Yeah.
01:21:20.000 Rising ocean.
01:21:21.000 Would you like bring weapons to tribes that have no concept of automatic weapons?
01:21:27.000 You know?
01:21:28.000 Yeah, like I'd be doing like the Hunger Games IRL.
01:21:31.000 I would do, so you know how you can like find two warring tribes and be like, this is a Glock.
01:21:35.000 Yeah, like Elon could fix, like, because, oh, the sea levels are rising.
01:21:39.000 Just get a giant straw, have someone siphon, and then dump the water into space.
01:21:43.000 And then, oh, you know what you could do?
01:21:44.000 Hold on, find like you know, like chimps have like nations and they go to war sometimes.
01:21:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:50.000 Find one and befriend them slowly over time and then teach them how to use bows and arrows and then arm them, be the bowyer of a chimp tribe and see if they win the war.
01:21:58.000 See if you can like evolve another heavy pool.
01:22:01.000 Uh, the Qatara Depression in Egypt, this is like a this has been you know looked at before.
01:22:06.000 It's the Qatara Depression, it's a giant portion of the Sahara that's actually below sea level.
01:22:10.000 There's only like a 30 mile strip you would need to like get rid of.
01:22:13.000 And you could flood the entire region with water.
01:22:16.000 And people are like, oh, it'll like destroy the climate.
01:22:20.000 I'm like, who cares?
01:22:22.000 Why don't we damn the Strait of Gibraltar?
01:22:24.000 Oh, the problem is people get across.
01:22:28.000 Yeah.
01:22:29.000 Wait, wait.
01:22:29.000 Okay.
01:22:30.000 We'll damn it, but then we'll put like big spiky walls.
01:22:34.000 I'd do the opposite.
01:22:36.000 I would get like some sort of way to like make the strait larger, like separate Africa further from Europe.
01:22:43.000 I think that'd be my strategy.
01:22:45.000 Maybe get two trucks and like have them pull it Europe further north or something.
01:22:49.000 What I would do if I was Elon is I would build a gigantic pipeline from the ocean to the middle of the Sahara and then just start pumping ocean water just right in there.
01:22:59.000 Look up the Qatar Depression.
01:23:00.000 The French are thinking about nuking it.
01:23:02.000 The Qatar Depression?
01:23:03.000 Yeah, Q A T T A R A Depression.
01:23:06.000 And it was like looked at by the French and the English to flood this massive portion of Egypt.
01:23:12.000 Yeah, and create like a massive inland, big inland sea.
01:23:16.000 It used to be, I guess.
01:23:18.000 They can't determine if it ever was, but it's not a very large canal you would have to dig.
01:23:22.000 And they were like, we should just nuke it.
01:23:24.000 Why aren't we doing that?
01:23:25.000 Yeah, why aren't we doing that?
01:23:26.000 I don't know.
01:23:27.000 Why aren't we nuking more stuff?
01:23:30.000 The fear, and it's a pretty good reason.
01:23:32.000 I think we could figure it out, though, is that when you flood it with seawater, it evaporates and you create the Dead Sea on steroids.
01:23:37.000 So then it becomes useless pretty quickly.
01:23:39.000 But I'm like, now we could just filter it as it comes through, like pump desalinated water in.
01:23:43.000 I think that would solve the problem.
01:23:44.000 And there's only a couple hundred people there.
01:23:46.000 It's very dry there.
01:23:47.000 Just tell them to.
01:23:49.000 Leave.
01:23:49.000 Well, no, you drop a rudimentary boat and then don't say anything.
01:23:53.000 And then when the water comes, they'll just get in.
01:23:54.000 Tell them you're also in Egypt.
01:23:56.000 We can't do much in Egypt.
01:23:59.000 Yeah, I just think.
01:24:00.000 I mean, if we bombed Egypt to do stuff like that, you know.
01:24:04.000 People need to get more creative.
01:24:06.000 Let's start blowing stuff up.
01:24:08.000 We used to do that.
01:24:08.000 The Qatara Depression Project.
01:24:11.000 Because it's 436 feet below sea level, it's led to several proposals to create a massive hydroelectric power project in northern Egypt.
01:24:19.000 Rivaling the Aswan High Dam.
01:24:21.000 See, the CIA used to be awesome.
01:24:22.000 Look, they said they proposed to Dwight Eisenhower that peace in the Middle East could be achieved by just flooding this ranch.
01:24:28.000 Wait, where did he say that?
01:24:29.000 In like the third paragraph.
01:24:31.000 And they're like, we could just cause peace in the Middle East by just blowing up this part of the desert and flooding it with water.
01:24:36.000 And everyone's like, yeah, that would cause peace in the Middle East.
01:24:38.000 The resulting lagoon, according to the CIA, would have four benefits it would be spectacular and peaceful.
01:24:44.000 Yeah.
01:24:45.000 It would materially alter the climate, niches, and areas.
01:24:48.000 It would provide work during construction and living areas after completion.
01:24:52.000 It would get Egypt President Gamal Abdel Nasser's mind on other matters.
01:24:55.000 This is the stupidest reason I've ever heard.
01:24:57.000 This is like solid.
01:24:58.000 This is bold proof.
01:24:59.000 I think the reason that it would be spectacular and peaceful is a Trump style reason if I ever heard one.
01:25:05.000 It would be spectacular and peaceful.
01:25:07.000 Because Trump is just an artifact of like an older period of the war.
01:25:10.000 So, this is everyone in the 1950s was talking like Trump.
01:25:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25:13.000 They're like, sir, why should we do this?
01:25:14.000 It was like, because it'd be spectacular and peaceful.
01:25:16.000 Spectacular and peaceful.
01:25:18.000 Why else would you do it?
01:25:21.000 It's just like a climate.
01:25:21.000 They say it would materially.
01:25:23.000 Materially, probably a good way.
01:25:24.000 Well, they didn't speculate if it'd be good or bad.
01:25:26.000 They're like, it'll alter it.
01:25:27.000 We don't know what it'll do.
01:25:29.000 People have like studied.
01:25:30.000 They say, no, it actually like makes things worse.
01:25:32.000 But let's just try it.
01:25:33.000 If it doesn't work, well, people do think outside the box.
01:25:35.000 There's that, the line in Saudi Arabia.
01:25:38.000 You know, this.
01:25:39.000 This wild city that's just like, I kind of like it.
01:25:42.000 I kind of like it too.
01:25:43.000 Like, I would, I hate it aesthetically, but I think it's like, why not?
01:25:46.000 I'd go, I'd go stay at a hotel there, get a little spa treatment.
01:25:46.000 Right?
01:25:50.000 Well, they're building a suspended stadium at the top of it, and the 2034 World Cup is going to be played 2034.
01:25:58.000 So they're almost done.
01:25:58.000 I thought they put a pause on the whole thing.
01:26:00.000 No, yeah.
01:26:01.000 Well, they've built the first portion of it, and yeah, they're like suspending a stadium in it, and apparently they're going to use that for one of the games.
01:26:07.000 Atlantropa, also referred to as Panropa, a gigantic engineering and colonization idea from German architect.
01:26:14.000 Herman Sorgel proposed to include several hydroelectric dams at key points in the Mediterranean, such as the Strait of Gibraltar and the Bosphorus, to cause a sea level drop to reclaim land.
01:26:26.000 Yeah, the line was put on pause until at least after 2030.
01:26:30.000 Yeah.
01:26:31.000 Hopefully they get going on that.
01:26:32.000 I like it.
01:26:32.000 Yeah, you know, the thing is if you dammed the Strait of Gibraltar and the Bosphorus and closed up the Mediterranean, it would dry up and then people could walk.
01:26:40.000 Like Africa and Europe would become one place.
01:26:42.000 Yeah, New York would be one place.
01:26:43.000 So that wouldn't help Europe's problems?
01:26:45.000 No, I was going to say it's already happened.
01:26:46.000 So now at this point, who cares?
01:26:48.000 Oh, and like it's predicate, like the entire thing, it's like you lose your seafront property.
01:26:53.000 I mean, Monaco just turns into like some town.
01:26:55.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:26:56.000 That would suck.
01:26:57.000 Maybe people would walk back.
01:27:00.000 Yeah, maybe we could like kick them.
01:27:01.000 Is they start walking?
01:27:03.000 They could build a wall.
01:27:05.000 Yeah, that's, you know, the island, like Malta, I'd be thrilled though.
01:27:08.000 Malta's like, we just tripled our real estate.
01:27:10.000 Yeah.
01:27:10.000 This is great.
01:27:11.000 The oceanfront, you know, Barcelona would be like, oh, great.
01:27:13.000 Now we're just gay inland city.
01:27:15.000 There would be new cities.
01:27:15.000 Yeah.
01:27:16.000 We lost our fastball now.
01:27:20.000 Monica is interesting.
01:27:21.000 The land reclamation.
01:27:22.000 I always think like, because they keep reclaiming land, and I'm like, what if you bought oceanfront property and then they just like built more land and now you're not in the oceanfront?
01:27:29.000 That would stress me out.
01:27:30.000 Sure, that happens.
01:27:30.000 I'd be so worried if I bought oceanfront property, that would be the number one.
01:27:33.000 I'm like, what if they reclaim land and then I'm not in the ocean anymore?
01:27:36.000 That would dominate my personal Vietnam for me.
01:27:39.000 Well, actually, think about it the other way you could buy inland property and then when climate change causes the Great Flood, then you've got oceanfront property.
01:27:47.000 Now that's thinking smart.
01:27:48.000 Didn't we get a song from George Strait about this?
01:27:51.000 Oceanfront property.
01:27:52.000 Oh, yeah.
01:27:53.000 In Arizona.
01:27:53.000 Yeah.
01:27:54.000 Hey.
01:27:54.000 Yeah.
01:27:55.000 He was a fortune teller.
01:27:56.000 Yeah.
01:27:57.000 Kind of like Bart Simpson.
01:27:58.000 Yeah.
01:27:58.000 That's true.
01:27:59.000 That is so true.
01:28:00.000 George Strait really was.
01:28:01.000 He had this innate ability to see around corners.
01:28:06.000 And you have to admire him for that.
01:28:07.000 No, the Mediterranean is great.
01:28:08.000 Why do we want less of it?
01:28:10.000 We should want more Mediterranean.
01:28:11.000 So that's why flood Egypt, see what happens.
01:28:14.000 Oh, it'll create a Dead Sea and destroy it.
01:28:16.000 Let's just try it.
01:28:17.000 If it doesn't work, okay, you can say he told me so.
01:28:20.000 That's fine, but let's try it.
01:28:24.000 Lots of things seem like bad ideas until you try them.
01:28:27.000 I mean, ask the Cornell 7.
01:28:28.000 At the very least, then you have a new problem.
01:28:30.000 You can deal with that instead.
01:28:32.000 Let's talk about this story for NoReal 7.
01:28:34.000 Scientists find evidence for several Earth axis shifts during the age of dinosaurs.
01:28:40.000 Sea level changes offer an independent record of dramatic Jurassic and Cretaceous episodes when the solid Earth may have reoriented.
01:28:47.000 Well, they got the pictures.
01:28:48.000 Yeah, they got the pictures.
01:28:49.000 So, what's crazy about this is that we've talked to Ben Davidson, the space weather guy.
01:28:53.000 The Adam and Eve theory is a conspiracy theory that was actually first put forth by, I think it was the CIA, where they said every 6,500 years, the earth will tilt 90 degrees, causing a great flood, wiping out all of civilization, restarting it basically.
01:29:08.000 And that's like the Adam and Eve story is that after this great flood, only a few people remain and then they start rebuilding.
01:29:14.000 And so we are, according to mainstream science, overdue for a pole shift.
01:29:22.000 Right.
01:29:22.000 So that's magnetic pole shift.
01:29:24.000 Yeah.
01:29:25.000 And right now, they say, well, it's not likely going to happen, but we are like 100,000 years past the point at which it should happen on average.
01:29:33.000 And we are watching the North Pole.
01:29:35.000 Currently, the North Pole is undergoing an excursion.
01:29:38.000 It's moving around.
01:29:39.000 It's moved over Siberia.
01:29:41.000 It's like moved a lot.
01:29:43.000 And who was I talking to?
01:29:45.000 They said that the North Pole is actually probably like 1,000 square miles.
01:29:49.000 People think it's like a point, you can walk to it.
01:29:51.000 No, it's like a big, big space.
01:29:53.000 Not just a stick in the ground that's.
01:29:54.000 No.
01:29:55.000 Red and green and white.
01:29:55.000 Well, the funny thing is, when we used to, like, when I've interviewed Ben several times on this stuff, it was funny.
01:30:01.000 We had him on the show.
01:30:01.000 We had him on, I think it was First Culture War.
01:30:04.000 And he's a very mainstream science guy.
01:30:06.000 It's like, he's not talking about conspiracy or anything like that.
01:30:08.000 He's like, I think this evidence suggests it's possible.
01:30:11.000 And he's very pragmatic about it.
01:30:13.000 He blew my mind when he mentioned Indonesian glaciers, which I didn't know about.
01:30:17.000 You know, here I am.
01:30:18.000 I was like 38 years old.
01:30:19.000 And I'm like, yeah, there's gigantic glaciers in Indonesia because there was an ice age and they're in the mountains.
01:30:25.000 And there's big chunks of ice.
01:30:27.000 But, uh, He was talking about this.
01:30:29.000 Now, the funny thing is, we get roasted.
01:30:31.000 They call it conspiracy theory nonsense.
01:30:33.000 It's not going to happen.
01:30:33.000 It's never going to happen.
01:30:34.000 And now, mainstream reporting, oh, actually, it happens all the time.
01:30:39.000 Now, if this tilt does happen, you know, I bring this story up because, you know, Tate's mentioning if, like, you buy beachfront property, but then they reclaim land, now you're just a regular town, the models showing an axis shift would flood the world.
01:30:54.000 The water is going to wash everything away.
01:30:58.000 Except for West Virginia.
01:31:00.000 Except for West Virginia.
01:31:01.000 Yeah, Appalachian Mountains, conveniently where Mount Weather and Raven Rock are.
01:31:05.000 So the government built emergency bunkers in the exact place.
01:31:09.000 Oh, so that's why that would survive a massive global flood.
01:31:12.000 How about them apples?
01:31:12.000 That's fascinating.
01:31:15.000 That's actually very cool.
01:31:16.000 Yeah, so we're good.
01:31:17.000 Everyone else, sorry.
01:31:18.000 Later, guys.
01:31:19.000 Even up here, we're good?
01:31:20.000 Because there's different kinds of.
01:31:21.000 Yeah, we're in the mountains.
01:31:22.000 Like, which apocalypses would you want to survive?
01:31:24.000 Because if it's a zombie, I don't want to go.
01:31:26.000 I don't want to be around for that.
01:31:27.000 A zombie apocalypse.
01:31:28.000 That's like the most fun.
01:31:28.000 What do you mean?
01:31:29.000 That'd be horrible.
01:31:30.000 That'd be so scary.
01:31:31.000 And like, you know, people, they're a zombie now, and you're shotgun, you know.
01:31:35.000 But like, imagine it's like your boy, and then he's a zombie now, and you're like, oh, this sucks.
01:31:38.000 If you got bit and it was the zombie apocalypse, yeah.
01:31:42.000 I would hesitate.
01:31:44.000 I'd go hesitate.
01:31:45.000 Yeah.
01:31:46.000 I appreciate the hesitation.
01:31:47.000 That means a lot, actually.
01:31:48.000 And then Libya would be like, shoot him.
01:31:50.000 You have to.
01:31:51.000 He's my boy.
01:31:51.000 I'm like, I can't.
01:31:53.000 And it's like, what happens?
01:31:54.000 Like, if you're a zombie, like, are you still aware?
01:31:56.000 Or like, I don't know.
01:31:57.000 But like, big flood, that'd be fun because then it's like a bigger ocean.
01:32:01.000 So, you could like sail and stuff.
01:32:02.000 That'd be cool.
01:32:03.000 I'd like that.
01:32:04.000 Actually, I think that's preferable to our current arrangement.
01:32:04.000 You go fishing.
01:32:06.000 It's like everything floods.
01:32:08.000 Well, everything floods.
01:32:10.000 But, you know, right now we're in the one where there's a few places that survive.
01:32:15.000 The Blue Ridge and the Appalachian, like, you know, in Appalachia is fine.
01:32:18.000 But not the Rockies?
01:32:20.000 No, I think no.
01:32:22.000 Burj Khalifa, if you're at the top.
01:32:23.000 I imagine.
01:32:23.000 Because.
01:32:25.000 It's from where the water comes from.
01:32:27.000 So, if the earth tilts like this, like the water stops.
01:32:32.000 West Coast, it's a massive wave.
01:32:34.000 By the time it reaches the East Coast, it's going down.
01:32:36.000 I guess that's what the model shows, something like that.
01:32:36.000 Right.
01:32:38.000 But yeah, the Rockies get pummeled.
01:32:38.000 Right.
01:32:41.000 Cool.
01:32:42.000 Imagine you're like skiing and then all of a sudden just like a wave taller than the mountain is coming and you're like, come on, dude.
01:32:46.000 But if you're on the snowboard, you could hit it and surf your way to the East Coast.
01:32:49.000 That'd be pretty fun.
01:32:50.000 All the way.
01:32:50.000 Yeah.
01:32:50.000 Yeah.
01:32:51.000 For, for, you're going like 700 miles an hour on a wave, it's breaking the sound barrier.
01:32:55.000 Sick.
01:32:56.000 Even the dolphins.
01:32:56.000 Well, we're okay.
01:32:57.000 Where we live, we have all these giant jet boats to run the Salmon River, class five rapids, 30 feet long.
01:33:02.000 We jump to class five rapids, they're sick.
01:33:04.000 Yeah.
01:33:05.000 I'm just going to like use it to jump over the rocks because I'll come pick you guys up.
01:33:08.000 But somehow Red Bull's already sponsored it.
01:33:10.000 You're like, oh, that's good.
01:33:11.000 But Tate, what would happen if like the flood happens, but it's also a zombie apocalypse?
01:33:14.000 So, like, you're stranded on this like Appalachian mountain when all of a sudden like a boat full of zombies are coming and they're all like steering towards you and the guy's like pulling the motor and you're like, what do you do?
01:33:24.000 It'd be like living in Italy.
01:33:28.000 You deal with that.
01:33:28.000 And we're living in Dover in Britain.
01:33:30.000 It's like, oh, no, boat full of zombies.
01:33:31.000 We're going to eat me.
01:33:33.000 It's like, yeah, dude, welcome to Britain.
01:33:34.000 It's so crazy how I've been dealing with this.
01:33:36.000 British people have to fight their own government to try and stop an invasion.
01:33:40.000 It's crazy.
01:33:40.000 The government just keeps being like, no, you're racist.
01:33:44.000 Let in all the rapists.
01:33:46.000 Have you ever had a cheese and onion sandwich from a vending machine?
01:33:49.000 Not from a vending machine.
01:33:52.000 I think the meal deals in Britain are like the most fantastic.
01:33:55.000 That is peak capitalism where you can get like chips.
01:33:58.000 A sandwich, a drink for like three bucks.
01:33:59.000 It's like people need to know this because I experienced all its glory.
01:34:03.000 It was a vending machine sandwich and it was cheese and onion.
01:34:05.000 And now you might be thinking, like, it's sliced cheese with like onion.
01:34:08.000 No, no, no, no.
01:34:09.000 They take cheese, they take onions, they mash it into a paste and they squirt it onto bread and put it in a box and you buy it.
01:34:15.000 So it's like onion cheese whiz.
01:34:18.000 Well, I mean, it's a little chunkier.
01:34:20.000 Like a puree, yeah.
01:34:21.000 Yeah, it's like, you know, you have like chunky peanut butter.
01:34:23.000 Imagine the chunks were onions and the peanut butter was cheese, just like that.
01:34:26.000 I can imagine that.
01:34:27.000 My favorite is just.
01:34:27.000 What kind of bread?
01:34:28.000 Just white bread or?
01:34:29.000 White bread.
01:34:30.000 My favorite is just getting the, like, the.
01:34:32.000 Cheese and bread sandwich, and then putting the chips on the.
01:34:36.000 Oh, I love a chip sandwich.
01:34:37.000 Let's say crisp, whatever.
01:34:39.000 It's fantastic.
01:34:41.000 I love it.
01:34:41.000 I went to that.
01:34:42.000 Because Britain's my Israel.
01:34:43.000 You know how people are like really big on Israel?
01:34:45.000 I'm like that with Britain.
01:34:46.000 I'm like, we need to defend them.
01:34:48.000 They're our greatest ally.
01:34:50.000 They need to blow up the Irish.
01:34:52.000 Like, that's like Ireland's their Gaza.
01:34:55.000 You know, it's like very similar.
01:34:56.000 Well, and Ireland is in pro Gaza.
01:34:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:34:59.000 So I'm like, rough them up.
01:35:00.000 Come on, get them.
01:35:01.000 It's on the peace wall.
01:35:02.000 We've talked about it.
01:35:03.000 Yeah.
01:35:04.000 And then Israel, I'm like pretty apathetic.
01:35:04.000 Yeah.
01:35:06.000 I went to that bar that's like 2,000 years old in London.
01:35:09.000 You know what I'm talking about?
01:35:11.000 There's a lot of them.
01:35:12.000 There's a bar there.
01:35:13.000 It's like from the year 300.
01:35:14.000 Yeah.
01:35:15.000 But it's like still there.
01:35:17.000 Yeah.
01:35:17.000 Like Hadrian's Wall is like, that's like the Western Wall for me.
01:35:20.000 Like I have a picture on my Twitter.
01:35:21.000 I just went and like hit a quick prayer.
01:35:22.000 Keep it.
01:35:23.000 That's because Hadrian's Wall is awesome.
01:35:25.000 Like it's so cool that the Romans built roads in England.
01:35:28.000 Yeah.
01:35:29.000 And they were like, we got to keep the Scots out.
01:35:31.000 So we're building this wall.
01:35:33.000 That's what it's called, right?
01:35:33.000 Grapes.
01:35:35.000 I don't know.
01:35:36.000 I mean, I know like a lot of pubs in Britain keep getting demolished on accident, and it's like they're historically reserved.
01:35:42.000 And it turns out, like, Pakistani company bulldozed it.
01:35:44.000 1700s.
01:35:45.000 That was way off.
01:35:46.000 Well, you also have like these Islamic activists claiming that having pubs near mosques, the pubs should be shut down.
01:35:55.000 It's like the pubs have been here since 16, whatever.
01:35:57.000 Your mosque was put up last Tuesday.
01:35:59.000 It's crazy.
01:36:02.000 It's like they bring the rape and the killing and everything.
01:36:04.000 And then on top of that, then they're like bent out of shape about the The pub.
01:36:08.000 I'm like, that's the worst part.
01:36:09.000 The raping, the killing is one thing, but like getting asked about.
01:36:11.000 That's even worse if they were intoxicated.
01:36:14.000 Can you imagine them if they're drunk all the time?
01:36:14.000 Oh, yeah.
01:36:17.000 Dude.
01:36:18.000 Or trying to shut down the screening of Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
01:36:21.000 Really?
01:36:22.000 Really?
01:36:22.000 Wait, what?
01:36:23.000 Who is?
01:36:23.000 Oh, this was a couple weeks ago.
01:36:26.000 There was this Islamic group in Birmingham trying to shut down a screening of Monty Python and the Holy Grail where John Cleese was going to be speaking afterwards.
01:36:34.000 Why?
01:36:34.000 Because they say that John Cleese is a racist, Islamophobic guy.
01:36:39.000 And then they reported John Cleese.
01:36:43.000 Someone reported John Cleese.
01:36:44.000 It's anonymous, but it was published about in the London Five Pillars, which is this Muslim outlet.
01:36:51.000 And they reported John Cleese to a group called Prevent, which is like this British program to prevent terrorism.
01:37:00.000 And so now John Cleese is apparently under investigation and he keeps posting, arrest me.
01:37:05.000 Go ahead.
01:37:06.000 Yeah, John Cleese is awesome.
01:37:07.000 Come on.
01:37:08.000 You know, he's awesome.
01:37:10.000 He's like 86.
01:37:10.000 Yeah.
01:37:11.000 He's 86 and he's just a baller.
01:37:13.000 Yeah.
01:37:14.000 Just come take me.
01:37:15.000 Everything he's saying on Twitter is like perfectly sensible, and it's stuff that probably like 70 80% of the English people are thinking because John Cleese is kind of like one of these avatars of the Englishman, kind of like you know, America.
01:37:28.000 You may look at someone like Trump as like, well, this guy's kind of an avatar of America.
01:37:33.000 John Cleese is absolutely like an avatar of England.
01:37:36.000 A lot of those people that kind of embody that English, like Jeremy Clarkson, the same thing he comes out and he just says very normal, conventional things that are radical because we're in a really awful time, but he's saying nothing that is.
01:37:47.000 Unordinary or wouldn't be considered common sense, but yeah, John Cleese, especially he's 86 and he's still going hard.
01:37:52.000 He's like, Come get me, I don't care, I'm trying to save the country.
01:37:55.000 I'm like, Fair enough.
01:37:57.000 And Monty Python's hilarious, too.
01:37:58.000 So, and he kind of took aim at Michael Palin.
01:38:00.000 He was like, Oh, I'm sure Michael's gonna come defend me anytime now.
01:38:03.000 Yeah, that's just not happening.
01:38:06.000 Such a baller.
01:38:07.000 I love him.
01:38:08.000 Should we talk about Trump?
01:38:10.000 Yeah, we go from the New York Post Trump derangement.
01:38:14.000 No, he didn't ask Iran to attack LA or San Diego.
01:38:17.000 That's not what I heard.
01:38:19.000 I heard on X that Trump said, you know, Iran should do it.
01:38:24.000 What did he say?
01:38:24.000 Do we have the clip?
01:38:27.000 No.
01:38:28.000 There's no clip.
01:38:28.000 That's the thing.
01:38:29.000 You got to just trust the libs.
01:38:30.000 Okay.
01:38:31.000 If I go, if I counter this narrative, then the media is going to call me far right.
01:38:35.000 So I'll just agree.
01:38:36.000 Yeah, sure, you know.
01:38:38.000 Yeah.
01:38:39.000 You know, Trump wants Iran to attack the United States.
01:38:42.000 The New York Post editorial board says California Democrats hit a new damning low.
01:38:48.000 Gavin Newsom poses the president is advocating for an attack on 10 million U.S. residents.
01:38:52.000 He added, This is not normal.
01:38:53.000 None of this is.
01:38:54.000 But here's what Trump really said You want to see a tremendous victory in Iran because it verifies all the things we did.
01:38:59.000 And again, remember, with the word, the gas price rise is just artificial.
01:39:03.000 It's a little bit high.
01:39:04.000 Small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe.
01:39:08.000 They can take out a city, let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego.
01:39:12.000 That's a very small price to pay, and it's going to be over with very soon.
01:39:16.000 He was saying, If we don't stop Iran, you'd be letting them do this.
01:39:21.000 Right.
01:39:23.000 But everybody had to freak out.
01:39:26.000 Yeah, they're going to say Tim's far right for giving context to what Trump said.
01:39:29.000 Yeah, you can't give context.
01:39:30.000 You're right.
01:39:31.000 You just have to believe what they tell you and never question it.
01:39:35.000 Never think for yourself.
01:39:37.000 And never ever remember what the New York Times said?
01:39:39.000 Go look at the original clip.
01:39:43.000 I mean, I guess the main criticism would be I think there's a city that offers up before those two.
01:39:47.000 San Diego.
01:39:48.000 I think San Diego is great.
01:39:49.000 Yeah.
01:39:49.000 San Diego is nice.
01:39:50.000 I'd be like, yeah, that's.
01:39:50.000 Take out Portland.
01:39:51.000 Yeah, we don't want to lose San Diego.
01:39:53.000 We've got some of these other ones that would be.
01:39:54.000 Better, we have a base there too, right?
01:39:56.000 San Diego, there's a whole bunch of patriots there.
01:39:58.000 We're about to win San Diego, maybe even like we got quite a few Republicans getting out.
01:40:02.000 Oh, it's patriots there.
01:40:03.000 Same with LA.
01:40:04.000 It's like, well, there's some great people in LA, guys.
01:40:06.000 Like Portland, we could lose that.
01:40:10.000 Tate, can you read this, Tate?
01:40:11.000 Don't go, opinion, don't go down the rabbit hole.
01:40:14.000 Critical thinking, as we've, uh, as we're taught to do it, isn't helping in the fight against misinformation.
01:40:20.000 I've been saying this, dude.
01:40:20.000 I forgot.
01:40:22.000 You've got to stop thinking, turn your brain, stop thinking, stop, just stop.
01:40:27.000 Thinking.
01:40:28.000 Ruining people.
01:40:28.000 Bro, sit back, let your mouth hang open and the saliva fall right out.
01:40:34.000 That's bliss.
01:40:35.000 Smoke all the legal weed.
01:40:37.000 Yeah.
01:40:37.000 Order DoorDash.
01:40:38.000 DoorDash.
01:40:39.000 Get your mask on.
01:40:40.000 DoorDash is so expensive, it annoys me.
01:40:42.000 I don't ever order.
01:40:44.000 It's like it comes and it's soggy.
01:40:47.000 It's so good.
01:40:47.000 Oh, I know.
01:40:48.000 You know, the best thing in the world is when you go to a Chinese food restaurant and you order like General So's and it's crispy and delicious.
01:40:54.000 But when you order it, it's soggy and gross.
01:40:57.000 But that's why you order it and then you just pick it up.
01:41:00.000 Yeah.
01:41:01.000 Ever forbid you eat in the restaurant.
01:41:03.000 You could do that too.
01:41:03.000 Yeah.
01:41:04.000 I remember I picked up Chinese.
01:41:05.000 I went to get it and picked it up and I get into my apartment, like lobby, and there's a delivery driver delivering the same food.
01:41:12.000 And he's like, you're a better man than this guy.
01:41:13.000 He was like, just like, he was like, Really, crapping on the guy that ordered it.
01:41:17.000 I was like, This is so funny.
01:41:19.000 If we all just stopped thinking, wouldn't the world be a better place?
01:41:23.000 Then the New York Times could just tell us everything exactly, you know.
01:41:23.000 I agree.
01:41:27.000 You know, we could just stop thinking and became members of Timcast and agreed with everything it said all the time and never questioned anything ever.
01:41:36.000 Then we'd have a stable business.
01:41:38.000 I mean, but isn't this what our grandparents really grew up?
01:41:41.000 I mean, my grandparents didn't know that we had a president that couldn't walk.
01:41:46.000 Yeah.
01:41:47.000 Right.
01:41:47.000 That's true.
01:41:48.000 That's true.
01:41:49.000 And my children grew up knowing a president that they didn't even know ever smoked a cigarette.
01:41:55.000 And then I just say this is reality.
01:41:57.000 This has happened for the last 150 years in our country.
01:42:00.000 And thank goodness for Elon Musk and Twitter, we might not ever have a chance.
01:42:04.000 When you think about all the anxiety that people bring on, keeping up with politics, so while the future's looking grim or while there's a real fight happening here, whatever really stresses people out, North Koreans aren't worried.
01:42:14.000 They're like, hey, Kim Jong un, he's doing a bang up job.
01:42:16.000 He's doing great.
01:42:17.000 Well, we just won the World Cup.
01:42:18.000 This is awesome.
01:42:19.000 And this is.
01:42:20.000 The best time to be alive.
01:42:22.000 And okay, we may look at them and say, well, they're suffering.
01:42:24.000 You know, it's like Plato's cave or whatever.
01:42:26.000 But when you think about how they're feeling, they're like, he's crushing.
01:42:29.000 Like, we got, we're lucky that we have the best supreme leader ever because these, you know, morons down south, who knows what they're doing.
01:42:36.000 There might be something, maybe there is a point.
01:42:38.000 Like, maybe it would be awesome if we're just like locked away, just watching Trump TV all day and like, he's crushing Iran.
01:42:43.000 This is awesome.
01:42:44.000 This has been going great, actually.
01:42:48.000 So I don't know.
01:42:49.000 But that's true.
01:42:49.000 That, yeah, some of the old timers, you know, they thought like, well, FDR, what is he doing a marathon this week?
01:42:54.000 Exactly.
01:42:55.000 So basically, if you agree with this, you're on the left.
01:42:58.000 If you disagree with this, you're far right.
01:43:00.000 Right.
01:43:01.000 Right.
01:43:02.000 Yeah.
01:43:02.000 It's really remarkable that it's just so plainly obvious.
01:43:05.000 Don't go down.
01:43:06.000 Critical thinking is a thought.
01:43:08.000 You know.
01:43:08.000 Okay.
01:43:10.000 All right.
01:43:12.000 Ignorance is bliss.
01:43:13.000 Is there a third position, though, where some people just get mentally raped by conspiracy theories?
01:43:18.000 And it's like maybe you would have been better off just watching Fox News.
01:43:20.000 That's what he's saying.
01:43:22.000 Oh, well, I agree.
01:43:23.000 There's like some people I meet and I'm like, you were better off, like, not.
01:43:25.000 Because they were like, do you think that, do you think that?
01:43:28.000 The Germans are like still alive and they're running Walmart.
01:43:31.000 I'm like, just put on Hannity, turn the brain off.
01:43:35.000 Like, you're not cut out for this.
01:43:37.000 You know, if you like, I have people in my life who just watch Fox News all day, it never turns it off, it never shuts off.
01:43:45.000 And I really think their brains have actually like disintegrated a little.
01:43:45.000 Yeah.
01:43:49.000 That's probably true.
01:43:50.000 So, there is, again, it can go both directions, right?
01:43:53.000 So, yeah.
01:43:54.000 But I mean, this is the point that I have to make.
01:43:57.000 The question is, did their brains really disintegrate or were they never there to begin with?
01:44:00.000 You just never saw it because of social media.
01:44:02.000 That's true.
01:44:02.000 Like back in the day, you didn't go and question your neighbors.
01:44:06.000 And so you didn't really know.
01:44:07.000 And if they were repeating what they saw on TV, then you were like, you couldn't tell if they were an NPC or not.
01:44:14.000 Now they're just saying, you know, walking around saying nonsense things.
01:44:17.000 And, you know, you're like, okay, I don't know what you're listening to, but your brain is jello.
01:44:21.000 Well, as I understand it, because I wasn't alive, obviously, but as I understand it, the things, the way the world used to work is that people were comfortable not knowing things.
01:44:29.000 And now people, like, are under the impression that they should have an answer for everything or be expected to know everything.
01:44:35.000 And it puts a lot of pressure where I would like to watch these street interviews.
01:44:39.000 Like, you can go look at the BBC's catalog, and they would go talk to people about, you know, how do you feel about how the prime minister is doing or whatever.
01:44:45.000 And I'm like, don't know.
01:44:47.000 And it's like people seemed to, and they weren't idiots.
01:44:47.000 Yeah.
01:44:50.000 Like, now people don't know because they're like retarded, but like people back then were quite smart.
01:44:55.000 It just wasn't really that interesting to them.
01:44:56.000 And so they just didn't bother.
01:44:58.000 That's not a thing anymore.
01:44:59.000 Like, anyone that has really, anyone in the United States has an opinion on politics.
01:45:04.000 Well, but also, like, I think people didn't think it entirely affected their lives.
01:45:07.000 Yeah.
01:45:07.000 It wasn't as individual.
01:45:09.000 You know, but now people think that things that happen 5,000 miles away, Have an effect on their daily lives, even though they don't.
01:45:16.000 Yeah, that's probably true.
01:45:17.000 So I think that's a difference, too.
01:45:18.000 I think people are obsessed with things that they can't control.
01:45:22.000 And so they feel like they have to know about it, but it doesn't actually do anything worthwhile for their lives.
01:45:27.000 Yeah.
01:45:28.000 It seems like, and I'm probably guilty of this as well, it seems like curiosity is at an all time low.
01:45:34.000 People aren't very curious anymore.
01:45:36.000 And it seems like when you really, yeah, people are curious about stuff that's out of their control, but how things work.
01:45:44.000 You know, how the world is, like, you know, botany and zoology.
01:45:48.000 And these are all things that have died off.
01:45:50.000 And I think people have lost a bit of like whimsy and curiosity about how the world is, about different people, not like psychologically, but like groups.
01:45:58.000 It's just about like discovering and thinking about new ideas.
01:46:01.000 Yeah, it's just, I think, and again, I think I'm guilty of this.
01:46:04.000 And you could maybe ascribe it to social media or something, but, you know, the amount of access to information that we have would, you know, if someone were alive, you know, someone from like the 1890s were alive now.
01:46:15.000 They wouldn't be looking up lottery numbers.
01:46:17.000 They'd be on Wikipedia reading about a rock.
01:46:19.000 And they're like, oh my gosh, this rock, you have all the information on granite now.
01:46:22.000 Like, oh, this is unbelievable.
01:46:24.000 They would be combing through stuff that we would think is really banal, but they just had this intense level of curiosity about the world, almost like a child that would just have lost.
01:46:32.000 So we were having this conversation before where you said something like Jehovah's Witness believe only some people have souls or whatever.
01:46:37.000 Yeah, people are like, oh no, they only believe 144,000 are sure going to know God.
01:46:42.000 I'm like, well, that's basically unsold.
01:46:43.000 But it's not actually, the religion you're referring to is called Valentinian Gnosticism.
01:46:48.000 Christian adjacent.
01:46:50.000 They split people into three categories: Hylix, Psychics, and Pneumatics.
01:46:55.000 Pneumatics, a minority said to carry a divine spark, Pneuma, sown from above, and only they return to the divine realm.
01:47:02.000 Psychics have a soul, but not a divine spark.
01:47:04.000 And Hylix have no spirit and are destined to perish with the body.
01:47:09.000 Fascinating.
01:47:10.000 That's my new religion.
01:47:13.000 Yeah.
01:47:14.000 It's called Some People Are Envies.
01:47:15.000 Not really, because for all I know, whatever this religion is, I don't know what it is.
01:47:18.000 It's going to say, like, and also we just don't like black people or something.
01:47:20.000 And I'm like, well, I don't know.
01:47:22.000 I'm not part of that relationship.
01:47:23.000 I'm not a pain.
01:47:24.000 Where do I sign up?
01:47:27.000 No, it's a joke.
01:47:30.000 Philosophy.
01:47:30.000 Yeah.
01:47:30.000 I don't know.
01:47:32.000 Helena Blavatsky wrote that many people are effectively soulless because the higher soul is dormant or severed and that personal immortality is rare.
01:47:41.000 Not the same thing as blah, blah, blah.
01:47:42.000 Okay.
01:47:43.000 You know, you watch these street interviews and you're like, there's no way this person has like a concept of self in any meaningful way.
01:47:51.000 And I'm not even being mean.
01:47:52.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:47:52.000 It's hard.
01:47:53.000 That's what you should do.
01:47:54.000 Wait, Tate, you got to do a man in the street?
01:47:56.000 Where you put, you get red stickers, like a little red dot, and you stick it to someone's forehead and then hold the mirror up and see how they react.
01:48:02.000 It's like a dog.
01:48:03.000 This was the experiment.
01:48:03.000 Well, do you know what?
01:48:04.000 This is the experiment of self.
01:48:06.000 They would put a sticker on an elephant's head, put a mirror in front of it, and the elephant would then reach up with its trunk and then pull the sticker off, signifying that it recognized in a reflection that it was itself.
01:48:16.000 So you do this surrounding people.
01:48:17.000 I'm not Indian.
01:48:18.000 Elephants are not Indian.
01:48:19.000 They're going to be like, No, they're going to go, What are you doing?
01:48:19.000 No, no.
01:48:21.000 And you know, hold the mirror and they're going, I don't get it.
01:48:23.000 It's a Hindu elephant?
01:48:24.000 What's the big?
01:48:25.000 Oh, it's me.
01:48:26.000 It's like when the.
01:48:28.000 Like the birds look in the mirror and think it's another bird and they're friends now.
01:48:31.000 Yeah, Miley keeps flying into your window.
01:48:34.000 She starts barking at the mirror.
01:48:35.000 I'm like, dude.
01:48:36.000 I wouldn't, you know, if this is what turned out to be true, that some people, like only some people had souls, like, I can believe it.
01:48:42.000 It is like a philosophical, because as a Christian, you know, I believe that, you know, all of us are made in the image of God and everyone has the capability to know their maker, et cetera.
01:48:51.000 But it is challenged when you, and I'm not even being like mean or facetious, when you see these, like, some people and their response to these questions, and they just quite literally cannot articulate anything about the world or themselves or anything.
01:49:03.000 And they're just like, how does this person like function?
01:49:07.000 I don't know.
01:49:08.000 This was a big thing during COVID with the idea of the NPC, the non playing character, non player character, or however you describe it.
01:49:14.000 So, the funny thing is, when all these memers were like, you know, non playing characters, NPCs, making reference to like the innkeeper from a video game, it's like, welcome to your first philosophy lesson.
01:49:24.000 This is solipsism.
01:49:25.000 This is the philosophical zombie.
01:49:27.000 College freshmen who studied this stuff lens a long time ago, but people were just now discovering it because they were alluding to video games.
01:49:33.000 I'll just say this it's believable.
01:49:37.000 You're playing a video game, right?
01:49:38.000 You ever play World of Warcraft, Tate?
01:49:41.000 No.
01:49:41.000 No.
01:49:42.000 Never played.
01:49:42.000 Anybody in here play World of Warcraft?
01:49:43.000 No.
01:49:45.000 No, Dota doesn't count.
01:49:46.000 In World of Warcraft, you can go into, say, like Stormwind, major capital city for the humans.
01:49:51.000 And you see a bunch of players running around and jumping around, and they got names above their heads and their guilds.
01:49:56.000 The human player characters, you can see them like jumping and spinning in circles.
01:49:59.000 They're goofing off, they're doing weird things that other characters don't do.
01:50:03.000 Then there's a guard.
01:50:04.000 He's walking in straight lines and he turns right and he keeps walking.
01:50:07.000 If you go up to him and click on him, he'll go, Hail.
01:50:09.000 You click him again, he'll be like, Hello there.
01:50:11.000 You click them, they're like, What do you want?
01:50:13.000 They have set amounts of things.
01:50:15.000 And if you keep tapping them, he goes, You're starting to annoy me, but nothing will ever change.
01:50:20.000 Now, what I find fascinating is maybe simulation theory, whatever you want to call it.
01:50:25.000 Some people, you go to them and they seem to be on that immovable path.
01:50:29.000 And you will say something like, Here's proof you are wrong.
01:50:32.000 And they'll just say, You're starting to annoy me.
01:50:35.000 Like, bro, I just gave you information.
01:50:38.000 Ingest it.
01:50:39.000 And they cannot do it.
01:50:41.000 Huh.
01:50:42.000 Yeah, I mean, I hate the idea that there would be this NPC.
01:50:47.000 We've talked about this before because I don't like it.
01:50:50.000 Like, I want to believe that everyone is made in the image of God, that everyone has the opportunity for salvation and has a soul and all of that stuff.
01:50:58.000 But it is hard to believe that sometimes.
01:51:00.000 I suppose, like, in the Christian tradition, maybe Calvinism creates room for this way of thinking.
01:51:07.000 I would have to explore that more.
01:51:09.000 But it is so compelling.
01:51:10.000 Like, again, when you just meet, and I'm not talking about, like, People that are just politically unsophisticated.
01:51:15.000 I'm talking about like there's a probably 20, 30% proportion of the population that just cannot articulate anything about the world or themselves.
01:51:24.000 They have zero self awareness, zero like understanding of how emotions work.
01:51:27.000 They just completely operate off of impulse, super high time preference.
01:51:31.000 And I'm like, there's no way this person is like an autonomous being.
01:51:35.000 Like they're just completely at the behest of external factors.
01:51:38.000 They're almost like an alligator.
01:51:39.000 Don't you think if you, when you start to, when you do start to engage in learning, that you get a little more light?
01:51:45.000 A little more excitement about it, you want to do it more.
01:51:47.000 But the opposite happens if you don't engage in it.
01:51:51.000 You become, you receive, I look at it as light.
01:51:54.000 Like you receive a little more light, you act on it, you get excited about it, you learn a little more, you receive a little more light, things become illuminated.
01:52:01.000 But the opposite happens if you don't pursue those things, you become a little darker and your world becomes a little smaller and you become less.
01:52:08.000 I believe that we were sent here by an eternal creator and that good things have light surrounding them and they lead to more light.
01:52:14.000 Bad things lead to more darkness.
01:52:16.000 Like we just self.
01:52:17.000 That's the nature of it.
01:52:18.000 What do you think it is for you to keep that curious, that curiousness, like to keep that in your possession?
01:52:24.000 Because it seems like that's what a lot of people think.
01:52:26.000 I really think it's simple.
01:52:27.000 I think we come from an eternal creator who wants, and we want to create like him.
01:52:31.000 And there's either, we're either sent here to create or to destroy.
01:52:35.000 That's the reality for me.
01:52:36.000 Yeah.
01:52:37.000 And the more we create, the more we receive it.
01:52:39.000 We're going to go to your Rumble rants and Super Chat.
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01:52:44.000 We got this from Daniel Dickinson.
01:52:46.000 Strange this is happening around the midterm elections.
01:52:49.000 Very strange indeed.
01:52:51.000 Indeed.
01:52:52.000 Terrible1382 says Speaking of metal guitar picks, didn't Billy Gibbons play with a Mexican peso?
01:52:59.000 Well, the thing is, anyone who's ever played guitar has used a coin at some point, but they're round, so it's not.
01:53:08.000 Fun.
01:53:09.000 This metal ACDC pick is shaped like a pick, which it actually works.
01:53:14.000 It just, it's a heavy pick.
01:53:16.000 So I was playing with it and it actually plays pretty well.
01:53:19.000 Normally I use like medium.
01:53:22.000 This is as heavy as a pick could be because it's literally solid metal.
01:53:27.000 For those who don't know, there's light, thin, or heavy picks and they're flimsier and lighter and they can flick.
01:53:34.000 You know, bass players might use a heavier pick.
01:53:36.000 This will work for that.
01:53:38.000 Tech Grew says, I've been immune to everything since I accidentally drank Indonesian gutter water back in the 90s.
01:53:43.000 Several hours of body aches, and I haven't been sick since.
01:53:46.000 Does Russia need my help?
01:53:51.000 Mitho says, Angry Cops did a great breakdown on it the other day on YouTube.
01:53:54.000 You should check it out, Tim.
01:53:55.000 On what?
01:53:56.000 The plague?
01:53:58.000 I was in Brazil, right?
01:54:00.000 And I went to like this, like in Brazil, Brazilian steakhouses are like Brazilian steakhouses, right?
01:54:07.000 So I ate some food.
01:54:08.000 And then I went to a fruit stand and got an acai bowl.
01:54:10.000 It was delicious.
01:54:12.000 And then, like a few hours later, I started feeling sick.
01:54:15.000 And I was like, oh, man.
01:54:16.000 And so I was like, about to throw up.
01:54:17.000 And then I was in the bathroom.
01:54:19.000 And then I was like, I should probably avoid these like open meat shops in Brazil and just like go with some fresh fruit and stuff and eat healthy.
01:54:29.000 So I went, I was like, next time I eat, I'm just going to do the fresh fruit acai bowl with like the granola.
01:54:34.000 I got another one.
01:54:35.000 Delicious.
01:54:36.000 A few hours later, I was sick again.
01:54:38.000 I was like, oh, man.
01:54:40.000 And I'm like, that food I ate at that steakhouse must have been real bad because I'm still feeling sick.
01:54:45.000 So I got sick.
01:54:46.000 And then, you know, the next time I went to eat, so it's like the next day, I was like, I'm just going to, I'm going to, I'm going to do fruit until I'm feeling better.
01:54:53.000 So I got another acai bowl.
01:54:54.000 And then a few hours later, I was sick again.
01:54:55.000 And I was like, the acai is making me sick.
01:54:59.000 The water on the fruit.
01:55:00.000 I just kept eating the same thing, getting sick, getting sick, getting sick.
01:55:00.000 Yeah.
01:55:03.000 And then I was like, I'm going to eat the meat and that's fine.
01:55:05.000 Yeah.
01:55:06.000 That was the most annoying when I was in Africa and I traveled through just the remotest parts of the continent.
01:55:11.000 I'm eating just, Really, really rolling the dice on like meat that could be rotting.
01:55:15.000 I'm just like, I'm starting to eat this, etc.
01:55:17.000 I get to Johannesburg, which, okay, it's a rough place, but has first world amenities.
01:55:21.000 I eat McDonald's and get like the most sick I've ever gotten in my entire life.
01:55:24.000 Really?
01:55:24.000 Just because, like, I don't know, maybe just getting hit with that palate again or whatever.
01:55:28.000 And I'm like, so I was fine eating like just literal, like rotting food and really rolling the dice on a lot of things.
01:55:33.000 And then you finally get like first world amenity fast food.
01:55:36.000 And for whatever reason, it just hit wrong.
01:55:38.000 I was like, what?
01:55:38.000 I was like, bedridden.
01:55:39.000 This is the most unfortunate.
01:55:41.000 I just got home from St. Vincent's and I picked up a parasite.
01:55:45.000 Oh, jeez.
01:55:46.000 That's not that fun.
01:55:47.000 I've also got one of those ones in the Dominican Republic and in Kyrgyzstan.
01:55:49.000 They were all around the world.
01:55:51.000 But I got home and I went, How did I get this parasite, right?
01:55:55.000 In St. Vincent's.
01:55:56.000 And they said, Did you have any fruit from a fruit stand?
01:55:59.000 I said, Yeah, I just had the best watermelon.
01:56:01.000 And he said, It's not the fruit, it's the water that they used to wash the fruit.
01:56:05.000 Oh, man.
01:56:07.000 Parasites.
01:56:08.000 Yeah.
01:56:08.000 All right.
01:56:09.000 Mason says, If there has to be an argument about women being responsible for their own actions, then the argument has already been lost.
01:56:09.000 We got this.
01:56:16.000 And they have decided they aren't responsible enough for rights.
01:56:19.000 I mean, look, you can't simultaneously argue that a drunk man and a drunk woman is a man raping a woman.
01:56:24.000 It just, you can't do it.
01:56:25.000 It's not.
01:56:26.000 Yeah.
01:56:26.000 They had like a 40 year window where they were responsible in between women's emancipation and then like true modernity.
01:56:32.000 And then now we're back to how it was before, which is they have less responsibility than men, but they don't have any overseer with the husband or the father.
01:56:39.000 So now it's just chaos and anarchy.
01:56:40.000 And like, how can you argue that a woman should be president if there's every chance that she doesn't even believe she's responsible for her own actions?
01:56:48.000 Like, that really, that, like, it's so maddening.
01:56:51.000 It's so maddening to me.
01:56:52.000 It's like post the sexual revolution has been won.
01:56:55.000 Now you get to own your stupid choices.
01:56:57.000 Yeah.
01:56:58.000 Just own it.
01:56:59.000 Postpartum foreign policy is going to be crazy.
01:57:01.000 My goodness gracious.
01:57:03.000 That's going to be crazy.
01:57:04.000 You know?
01:57:05.000 Brown Bear says Going back to the book about the Russian plague, wasn't there also a Netflix series that came out right before COVID that basically predicted the whole thing?
01:57:13.000 You're talking about Utopia on Amazon.
01:57:16.000 And if you don't know about Utopia, go watch the show.
01:57:20.000 It got canceled because it reflected COVID too well.
01:57:24.000 You don't know about Utopia?
01:57:24.000 Oh my goodness.
01:57:26.000 No.
01:57:27.000 The show where the tech billionaire who's concerned about climate change, so he manufactures a fake.
01:57:32.000 Pandemic to push through a vaccine without testing, and the vaccine actually sterilizes people.
01:57:38.000 Oh, that's terrible.
01:57:39.000 And that's just like COVID.
01:57:42.000 And a lot of people were like, this is weird.
01:57:44.000 It's weirdly COVID ish.
01:57:45.000 Amazon was like, yeah, we're not going to do this one.
01:57:47.000 Wow.
01:57:48.000 Yep.
01:57:49.000 The best part is the show is about a group of people who believe there's a comic book where someone has placed clues in the book about what the plan of the global elites are.
01:57:58.000 And if you can find this comic book, Utopia, it'll tell you what their next phase of the plan is going to be.
01:58:03.000 In our world, there's a TV show that some people believe contains clues about the plans of the elite.
01:58:08.000 So it's like, it's recursive.
01:58:11.000 It's crazy.
01:58:13.000 Very, very nuts.
01:58:15.000 I'll also add this people have been putting the AIs through political compass tests.
01:58:21.000 Only one AI is right libertarian.
01:58:25.000 And can you guess?
01:58:27.000 Is it Grok?
01:58:28.000 Yeah.
01:58:28.000 Yeah.
01:58:29.000 All the rest of them are communist.
01:58:32.000 Not even kidding.
01:58:33.000 Well, they're left libertarian.
01:58:36.000 So they're anarcho communist.
01:58:38.000 Insane.
01:58:39.000 So we go back to Elon Musk is sending rockets to space because that's what he wants to do.
01:58:44.000 And he's trying to save free speech.
01:58:47.000 That's crazy.
01:58:49.000 There was that viral moment where someone posted a picture of all those various deities.
01:58:52.000 And then someone said, Grok, remove all the fake gods.
01:58:54.000 And then it made a picture of Jesus.
01:58:56.000 And then they were like angry libs being like, why did you do that?
01:58:59.000 And Grok responded, because Jesus is the only true God.
01:59:03.000 Like that was nuts.
01:59:04.000 Like people were like, wow, based.
01:59:09.000 All right, let's see what we got cooking.
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01:59:27.000 Gonfall says, people will be safe from the illegal immigrant truck drivers if we lock down.
01:59:33.000 Oh, maybe.
01:59:33.000 Silver linings, I suppose, yeah.
01:59:37.000 Let's see.
01:59:38.000 Millennium.
01:59:40.000 Maybe they want it in Ukraine, but it started in Russia as plausible deniability.
01:59:44.000 Accidents do happen.
01:59:45.000 Well, we talked about this the other day.
01:59:47.000 Russia says, oh no, there's this plague, and then it just conveniently spreads, wiping out the Ukrainian population.
01:59:53.000 They win the war.
01:59:55.000 If they were going to release a Russian bioweapon, and everyone would be like, you intentionally released the bioweapon.
02:00:00.000 If it's an accidental lab leak, then it's like, oh, we're so sorry this happened.
02:00:05.000 And then they take the land with no resistance.
02:00:07.000 It's creepy.
02:00:10.000 Although they're sort of trying to take the land with no resistance anyway in New York with the whole socialist property grab.
02:00:10.000 That is creepy.
02:00:21.000 True.
02:00:21.000 Dustin says, Thomas Jefferson allegedly said, I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.
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02:00:58.000 Now, does anybody know what that's from?
02:01:00.000 All these responses, just like, didn't bother Googling it.
02:01:04.000 It's a Tenacious D reference.
02:01:07.000 Oh, I forgot all about that.
02:01:08.000 A handful of people are posting smirking Jack Blacks at Tenacious D.
02:01:11.000 It's from the song Master Exploder, which I recommend you watch because it's hilarious.
02:01:16.000 We love that movie.
02:01:20.000 All right, what do we got here?
02:01:22.000 Deck Wolfen says Jesus does directly address NPCs.
02:01:25.000 He advises that.
02:01:26.000 Everyone has a soul, but a soul is naturally tiny and has to be grown to become better and more independent.
02:01:31.000 That could be why some people are red pilled.
02:01:34.000 They eventually break free.
02:01:36.000 Little tiny soul people.
02:01:39.000 But through training and exercise, they can be big souls.
02:01:44.000 Some say too big.
02:01:45.000 Big, strong soul.
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02:02:17.000 Five years ago, it was like $1,200.
02:02:19.000 Jeez.
02:02:21.000 Shout out to all the people.
02:02:21.000 Yeah.
02:02:22.000 We got about 200,000 people that bought from us during that time.
02:02:25.000 Shout out to them who were wise enough to do it.
02:02:27.000 And what was silver?
02:02:27.000 Like $15?
02:02:29.000 $15 for silver back then.
02:02:30.000 Now it's $60.
02:02:31.000 Now 61 was 120 a little bit ago.
02:02:34.000 It's going back there in the future.
02:02:35.000 You know, we don't know when, but it's going to go.
02:02:36.000 Well, because the AI needs it.
02:02:38.000 Yeah, every day.
02:02:39.000 Yep.
02:02:40.000 By the way, you guys live in a cool place.
02:02:41.000 There's data centers everywhere when I drove around here.
02:02:43.000 Yep.
02:02:44.000 You guys live in a cool place.
02:02:45.000 We're in Data Center Alley.
02:02:46.000 Yeah, it's awesome.
02:02:47.000 That's crazy.
02:02:47.000 Best of the country needs to get on board.
02:02:50.000 I'll take.
02:02:51.000 Yeah.
02:02:51.000 I'm Libby Emmons, and I want to shout out Josh, who has been our sponsor with Sound Money, has been our sponsor for.
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02:03:18.000 We got over a million views on that episode.
02:03:20.000 It was wild.
02:03:21.000 Yeah.
02:03:21.000 And it made me call her and be like, I have to talk to you about all of these things that you just talked to Tim about.
02:03:25.000 Like, is therapy even useful for anyone at all?
02:03:29.000 She's got some stuff on the Cornell stuff you should talk to her about too.
02:03:31.000 Yeah.
02:03:32.000 We talked a lot about Clancy, but I'd love to reach back out and talk to her about.
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02:04:12.000 Thanks for joining us.
02:04:13.000 We've been talking about doing Trash House Sessions as the Friday after show, open mic nights.
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02:08:18.000 All right.
02:08:20.000 We back?
02:08:20.000 We in?
02:08:21.000 We live?
02:08:22.000 We are.
02:08:24.000 We're live.
02:08:25.000 Yeah, Tim, our faithful leader, we're still having some switchover time to our new arrangement over in our nation's capital.
02:08:37.000 So Tim's had some business to attend to to make that happen.
02:08:40.000 So we'll be holding down us three, all us four, we'll be holding down the Timcast after show, and we'll head straight to callers.
02:08:48.000 I think we can rope in some others.
02:08:51.000 We got, let's see.
02:08:53.000 I like Cron Doors.
02:08:54.000 I know he's last right now.
02:08:55.000 I'm going to bring him up for first.
02:08:59.000 Cron Doors, what's up, dude?
02:09:02.000 What's up, Cron Doors?
02:09:04.000 Good evening.
02:09:04.000 Thanks for calling.
02:09:05.000 Thanks for calling in.
02:09:06.000 What you got in your mind?
02:09:08.000 Thank you.
02:09:08.000 Thank you.
02:09:09.000 Appreciate it.
02:09:10.000 Oh, getting some feedback.
02:09:12.000 One second.
02:09:13.000 All right.
02:09:16.000 So, my question was regardless of the mortality rate of this illness, I have a greater concern that allowing our civilization to be brought to heal every time one of these, a nation declares that there's a leak or an outbreak of something.
02:09:33.000 Do you think submitting to a lockdown is only teaching the powers that be that using this method of control can be utilized every time they need to push something ahead or get us to fall in line?
02:09:48.000 And it's just simply setting up for future generations that this is a lockstep and.
02:09:55.000 Just like back in the, I guess you could say the World War II era or after the World War II era of how they had like sirens going off telling people, oh, watch out for the bomb.
02:10:04.000 And it just put a fear in people's minds throughout that whole generation.
02:10:10.000 Yeah, it's a good question.
02:10:11.000 I mean, I don't know.
02:10:12.000 I feel like the red states know.
02:10:14.000 I think the red states will be far more apprehensive than basically any other Western government to crack down.
02:10:22.000 They're going to have to see serious fatality rates to.
02:10:26.000 Pursue a crackdown.
02:10:27.000 I think states like New York, it wouldn't be a problem.
02:10:29.000 They would preemptively lock down, I would assume.
02:10:31.000 They'll be happy about it, yeah.
02:10:32.000 They'll be thrilled.
02:10:35.000 Europe is a question mark.
02:10:37.000 I'd be curious to see how the continentals respond if there's a virus with similar threat levels as COVID.
02:10:44.000 I imagine a lot of them, because they have slightly different dynamics than the American left, I think a lot of them are a bit more pragmatic.
02:10:50.000 I mean, the Swedes infamously didn't lock down at all, but even I could imagine the Germans, certainly the Italians, probably not bothering this go around.
02:11:00.000 But I don't know.
02:11:01.000 I think it'd be interesting.
02:11:02.000 I agree with your point.
02:11:03.000 I mean, if we're going to halt life anytime there's a virus, you know, just because.