Tower Gang - Bone-Us - Big Brain Time

00:00:00.000 It's Kawa again, Wednesday, motherfuckers!

00:00:13.640 What's up, retards?

00:00:15.520 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:00:17.200 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:00:20.080 ...mussy?

00:00:22.260 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner?

00:00:24.920 I don't know.

00:00:25.980 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:28.280 How low is me, I'm retarded.

00:00:31.540 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like...

00:00:35.080 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:39.820 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:43.500 You fucking asshole.

00:00:45.920 Toad's on fire!

00:00:47.220 He was a 10 in real life.

00:00:48.680 He's like a dead 8.

00:00:52.220 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:53.580 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:00:55.560 That is my...

00:00:56.060 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:00:58.280 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:05.560 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:07.440 This shit is retarded.

00:01:09.960 Welcome, everybody, to another...

00:01:13.700 Oh, wait.

00:01:14.400 It's not another.

00:01:15.440 This is the first ever...

00:01:16.700 Well, I guess apparently the three of these fucking lunatics did last night.

00:01:19.500 Popped the cherry last night, yeah.

00:01:20.760 Welcome to a IRLTG.

00:01:24.780 Live Tower Gang, bitch.

00:01:26.120 We in the building.

00:01:26.600 And thank you guys for checking us out.

00:01:27.800 I know you're all at work right now and you're probably fucking hitting the mute on your speakers.

00:01:31.380 But, yeah, we're going to do it.

00:01:32.780 What's up?

00:01:32.940 These people aren't at work.

00:01:34.180 Our fans don't work.

00:01:36.080 They woke up in their mom's basement and they were just like, oh, another Tower Gang.

00:01:39.460 What the fuck?

00:01:40.140 And they just wait around for like a fucking hour because we scheduled it for an hour.

00:01:44.700 These fucking losers.

00:01:45.520 We'll definitely be there.

00:01:46.860 We'll just keep waiting.

00:01:48.180 Just hang out.

00:01:48.740 They just edge for another hour of what they usually do on the set on a Friday morning.

00:01:53.040 So, as you can see, we're in full force here.

00:01:54.540 We have the entire gang.

00:01:56.240 We're real.

00:01:56.560 I mean, we're not missing anybody.

00:01:58.640 This is beautiful.

00:02:00.140 Is it?

00:02:01.240 There's nobody else.

00:02:02.540 No filler.

00:02:03.280 No bullshit.

00:02:04.200 No lisps.

00:02:05.280 No short people.

00:02:07.140 No armpits today.

00:02:08.480 No Terrence Yoki.

00:02:09.640 No Terrence Yoki.

00:02:11.340 I love it.

00:02:11.740 You're just like, you're so dedicated to mispronouncing his name.

00:02:14.600 Oh, we talked about this last night.

00:02:16.640 And he's like, I guess he watched it so it's out of the bag because Jose watched the show from last night.

00:02:20.840 But we mentioned that me and Top got together and we planned to mispronounce.

00:02:27.440 Really hurt him.

00:02:28.500 Like, really, like, get facts wrong.

00:02:31.500 Like, he was like, oh, yeah, he was shot in the back of the head three times.

00:02:34.240 He was like, no, he was stabbed.

00:02:36.140 Or, like, all that.

00:02:37.420 Like, just, like, we knew enough about OKC to know what we could say wrong to get him going.

00:02:43.580 And so that's what we did.

00:02:44.540 Like, and so we were doing that.

00:02:46.400 And he was just, he's not towed.

00:02:48.100 He didn't spur good enough.

00:02:48.920 But we thought that maybe if we did it enough over time, it would build up.

00:02:53.580 And he's biting.

00:02:54.380 Snaps.

00:02:54.780 He would, we would say it on the stream and he would go like this.

00:02:57.140 He'd be standing there and he'd go, like, like, just real chimp out real quick.

00:03:01.280 And we're like, oh, we got him.

00:03:02.420 We just got to keep going.

00:03:03.240 Keep going.

00:03:03.640 Keep going.

00:03:04.020 I just, I love, I love that, like, how Timothy McQueen, like, he almost, like, he almost fell.

00:03:10.420 Yeah.

00:03:10.880 No, you're right.

00:03:11.440 I can't even do it.

00:03:12.000 You're right.

00:03:12.320 He was just a solo guy, almost set up by, you know, Terrence Yamamoto.

00:03:22.120 Dude, don't forget about Kenneth Thibodeau.

00:03:25.200 Yes, Thibodeau.

00:03:25.980 Yeah, Kenneth Thibodeau.

00:03:28.440 He coached the Bulls as well.

00:03:30.980 I just, I can't believe that, like, Tower 7 fell after the OKC building fell as well.

00:03:35.760 It's just, it makes you think about, like, what was really happening there, you know?

00:03:40.640 Yeah.

00:03:41.020 The whole point of this one was supposed to be big brain time, too, because we were talking

00:03:43.860 about, like, stupid, we already started with.

00:03:46.520 Like, I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure this was all a false flaggett, but I could, I could be

00:03:50.340 wrong.

00:03:52.920 I don't know.

00:03:54.240 Not bad.

00:03:55.500 We're starting early today.

00:03:57.300 Not bad.

00:03:57.680 By the way, this isn't, we just decided to do this, like, just this stream, last night's

00:04:02.200 stream.

00:04:02.440 We only planned one stream for the whole weekend.

00:04:04.700 Yeah.

00:04:04.900 Just tonight.

00:04:05.600 We're just giving you, we were like, we got to create content.

00:04:08.640 If we're going to be together, we're just going to be streaming nonstop.

00:04:10.820 Honestly, we should just get on Twitch and we just live stream our entire.

00:04:15.060 Here's the reality.

00:04:15.800 I want the reps of IRL, Tower Gang, because we are so rarely all together and without that

00:04:22.380 fucking lug nut that's just holding us down, that piece of fucking garbage.

00:04:27.680 I mean, he looks like one.

00:04:30.160 With his gorgeous hair, that piece of shit.

00:04:31.860 The old battle axe.

00:04:32.880 So, yeah, for those that aren't here, which is, you know, a dozen of you, I drove through

00:04:40.080 the night.

00:04:40.480 I woke up at 3 a.m. and I fucking drove here.

00:04:42.600 So, I am absolutely exhausted, but I'm going to, I'm going to bring the fun.

00:04:45.760 It's going to happen.

00:04:46.580 It's going to power through it.

00:04:47.540 But for right now, we're going to do big, big brain time.

00:04:49.880 Are we actually going to do this?

00:04:50.840 Are we?

00:04:51.300 I have no idea.

00:04:51.640 I thought we were, right?

00:04:52.560 Well, I thought, I thought we could, we could do a little series.

00:04:55.660 I mean, obviously the, the, the cat is out of the bag.

00:04:58.780 The news has been broken.

00:04:59.760 Dave Smith's not running for president.

00:05:01.340 Oh, that's the big news.

00:05:02.460 I think he's up on Trump.

00:05:04.560 But I am.

00:05:05.180 Oh, yeah.

00:05:05.660 Trump.

00:05:05.940 Yeah.

00:05:06.200 Let's go Trump, Trump indictment first so we can get into Dave.

00:05:08.520 Dave Smith got arrested.

00:05:11.000 His mugshot was gangster.

00:05:12.560 He got out immediately.

00:05:13.680 His Jewish lawyers were just like, like that.

00:05:15.740 Just got him right out.

00:05:16.720 It was something about feeding some woman 12 shots.

00:05:19.500 I don't know what it was.

00:05:22.540 If he, if he ever gets indicted for that, Dave got arrested for not saying the N word

00:05:27.300 on his special.

00:05:28.620 Dude, I would arrest him for that.

00:05:30.560 For those that don't know, Dave's special, which was just released, go check it out.

00:05:34.660 It was only 30 minutes.

00:05:36.280 Top and I actually got to see the set multiple times.

00:05:38.760 At least I've seen it a ton of times now.

00:05:40.660 And he had fine tuned this bitch down to one of the tightest 60 minute sets I've ever seen

00:05:45.960 in my life and towards the end of it, I won't, I won't, should we give, should we give it

00:05:50.900 away?

00:05:51.060 I don't know if it's ever going to be released.

00:05:52.780 Yeah.

00:05:53.080 Go ahead.

00:05:53.820 Yeah.

00:05:54.100 All right.

00:05:54.960 So, so in the open, he's got this 10 minute bit.

00:05:58.380 That's absolutely brilliant about how the young people are more pussified than the old

00:06:03.380 and how, how inverted that is from all generations historically.

00:06:06.980 And, and in it, he says, basically everything was on the table.

00:06:11.280 We all agreed no N word.

00:06:13.180 Like that was the, that was the limit.

00:06:14.860 And, and because he and I are the same age, uh, that's true.

00:06:19.100 That's exactly how it works.

00:06:20.140 Because the entire audience knowing that Dave is a pussy, we're like, he's definitely, he's

00:06:24.300 not going to say it.

00:06:25.060 I like, he's going to dance around.

00:06:26.340 I told my wife, it's just going to dance around.

00:06:27.920 It's Jewish.

00:06:30.520 Then he does two more bits, right?

00:06:32.240 Does another bit.

00:06:33.040 At least dude, it's like, it's like a half an hour gap.

00:06:35.920 Yeah.

00:06:36.380 It felt, it felt like a while.

00:06:37.920 And then right before he like leaves, just puts it on your head.

00:06:42.320 Just straight up.

00:06:43.240 Yeah.

00:06:43.960 Sledgehammer.

00:06:44.580 Just bam.

00:06:45.400 Just bam.

00:06:46.160 You can say it, Tom, even though it's big.

00:06:47.740 I can say it.

00:06:48.720 That's not the point.

00:06:49.660 That's not the point.

00:06:50.420 It's not funny.

00:06:51.220 Yeah.

00:06:51.400 It's not, it's not funny to just say it.

00:06:52.900 The, the, the joke.

00:06:54.340 It's like, what?

00:06:55.160 The way.

00:06:56.620 I know.

00:06:57.880 Toad's like, wait, you have to make it funny.

00:07:00.600 Wait, wait, wait.

00:07:01.240 We're trying.

00:07:01.980 We're using the N word to be funny.

00:07:03.740 He opens up his Excel spreadsheet.

00:07:05.620 He's like, N word, not funny anymore.

00:07:07.480 Put that into the maybe category.

00:07:12.440 Depends.

00:07:14.040 What does context mean?

00:07:15.720 What does that mean?

00:07:16.440 Context.

00:07:17.380 Wait, a punchline.

00:07:19.000 I said a punchline.

00:07:20.660 Holy shit.

00:07:21.640 So anyways, he has this 30 minute interim period.

00:07:24.300 He, it looks as if he's gone completely away from the bit.

00:07:27.120 He circles back to it.

00:07:28.420 He drops it on the audience's head.

00:07:29.780 I'm telling you, it's the loudest pop I've ever heard for any of Dave's comedy acts.

00:07:34.760 And, and I was so thrilled that that was going to be in a special and it wasn't.

00:07:39.380 And it wasn't.

00:07:39.940 Right.

00:07:40.140 So in, in a special, that first part of it is there, like the whole bit about not being

00:07:43.840 able to say the N word, whatever.

00:07:45.260 And then, yeah, you just never get that huge punch out.

00:07:48.600 Cause, and I asked him about it and they're like, well, we're only doing 30 minutes.

00:07:51.740 You know, specials.

00:07:52.700 And I was like, they put on the time restraint thing.

00:07:55.300 I mean, you would think you would just drop it right at the, but like, and good night.

00:07:59.980 Parentheses, parentheses, parentheses, timer, straight parentheses.

00:08:02.940 Ladies and gentlemen, good night and good night.

00:08:06.860 There you go.

00:08:08.360 There you go.

00:08:09.260 He's looking at me.

00:08:09.960 He's hungry for the, he's hungry for the soundboard.

00:08:12.080 I saw it.

00:08:12.860 He looked at me like, like a girl or she's a, Hey, can I ride in your car, Clint?

00:08:16.460 And like, maybe the look, I was like, not yet.

00:08:19.140 So I thought about it.

00:08:20.260 I, no, not yet.

00:08:21.720 You're going to have to show a little bit more nipple than that.

00:08:23.680 I'm sorry.

00:08:24.240 We're going to do like Dave Smith.

00:08:25.160 We're going to really build up the oil.

00:08:26.320 Oh God.

00:08:27.180 Not in my house.

00:08:28.200 We're going to build up the audience.

00:08:29.300 Really, really build them up, build them up.

00:08:30.600 And then I might not even give them that release.

00:08:32.880 I might not.

00:08:33.760 We're going to see.

00:08:34.880 We'll see how it goes.

00:08:36.060 Did y'all, did y'all see the Trump?

00:08:37.820 Because Cliff went to bed at eight o'clock last night.

00:08:40.060 What did he get arrested for?

00:08:41.100 I don't even understand.

00:08:41.980 He didn't even know this happened.

00:08:43.060 Honestly, can you break it down?

00:08:44.340 Cliff actually probably knows.

00:08:45.260 I actually don't know what this indictment is.

00:08:47.660 OK, so basically it's all, it all is predicated.

00:08:51.340 All of the charges, as far as best I can tell, so far have been predicated on him essentially

00:08:56.380 insurrecting, like trying to overthrow the government via his supporters.

00:09:01.480 I think it's all paper thin.

00:09:03.660 I think it's all nonsense.

00:09:04.680 But what makes it remarkable is that now he's going after, or her name's Fanny, which is

00:09:10.240 hysterical in its own right.

00:09:12.040 The British word for pussy.

00:09:13.380 Yes.

00:09:13.760 Yeah.

00:09:13.940 She's the prosecutor black lady.

00:09:16.720 I thought that was ass.

00:09:17.760 Fanny's ass.

00:09:18.500 I think they use it interchangeably.

00:09:20.000 I fucking hate British people.

00:09:21.520 Yeah, no, Fanny is pussy and British.

00:09:23.720 Yeah.

00:09:24.020 I don't know if that's how you say it.

00:09:25.140 But weird, because Fanny, when I grew up, Fanny was your butt.

00:09:29.100 But like whenever I was growing up, like in the South, like Fanny.

00:09:31.920 Isn't that what a Fanny pack is?

00:09:33.060 Like you turn it around and it goes over your Fanny.

00:09:35.680 Well, that's, that's why it's a Fanny pack.

00:09:37.100 Because it works both ways.

00:09:38.120 Well, there we go.

00:09:39.160 It's pussy over your ass.

00:09:40.580 It sucks in Britain.

00:09:42.100 I figured it out.

00:09:43.120 I half expected Toto show up with the Fanny pack.

00:09:45.320 I really.

00:09:46.040 Instead, he says, show you fucking shoes.

00:09:47.700 Show your socks.

00:09:48.640 This is disrespectful.

00:09:50.580 Oh my God, dude.

00:09:51.600 This guy comes in.

00:09:52.640 He's wearing that inside.

00:09:55.380 We all have.

00:09:55.980 Oh, I guess.

00:09:56.740 I'm the only one with my shoes on.

00:09:57.500 I got ankle socks.

00:09:58.220 I have green socks.

00:09:59.100 But he showed up.

00:09:59.840 You showed up yesterday with it.

00:10:01.040 Listen, we got to work on your, on your swag.

00:10:02.980 And the tube socks were like worn out.

00:10:04.440 They were a little like the elastic is stretched down from just jerking into them so much.

00:10:08.640 And you were in the airport like that.

00:10:09.940 I was like, that like solidifies them.

00:10:12.480 What?

00:10:13.160 Those socks look fucking terrible, dude.

00:10:14.740 Your whole, your whole swag is fucked.

00:10:16.760 I bet we could swag them out.

00:10:17.800 Dude, we can do like a, what's that movie?

00:10:20.280 What's the movie with Steve Carell and.

00:10:22.100 40 year old virgin.

00:10:23.060 No, no.

00:10:24.660 The queer eye for the queer guy.

00:10:27.200 Listen, there are just a lot of movies that are representative of my life.

00:10:30.080 No, no, no.

00:10:30.640 The Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling, whenever he takes them out and he's like taking some crazy,

00:10:36.440 crazy, stupid, crazy, stupid love.

00:10:38.080 And he goes and he's like, he was like, what's this?

00:10:39.760 And he pulled out a, like a Velcro wallet.

00:10:41.560 And he's like, I feel like you totally have a Velcro wallet.

00:10:43.780 And he's like, what the fuck is that?

00:10:44.920 Do you have a Velcro wallet, too?

00:10:45.980 I do not.

00:10:46.880 He's probably got a Ridge wallet.

00:10:48.300 Something like that.

00:10:49.060 No, no.

00:10:49.440 It's just a leather wallet.

00:10:50.560 I feel like he, I feel like at some point he had a Velcro wallet.

00:10:53.040 And he was like, so it's just, it's just so like.

00:10:55.520 Every time he goes to PASIC.

00:10:57.380 Yeah.

00:10:59.440 So, so, so Fannie is, is charging not just Trump.

00:11:04.180 Oh yeah, that's right.

00:11:05.840 Fannie is not just charging Trump.

00:11:07.500 She is charging all of his attorneys.

00:11:11.060 So all of the attorneys that count, that counseled Donald,

00:11:14.200 I don't know why that sounds so weird to me,

00:11:16.560 counseled Trump on, on how to legally attack the election results.

00:11:22.120 They are being charged basically with like,

00:11:24.920 assisted insurrection or some shit like that.

00:11:28.840 So who is Fannie again?

00:11:30.200 I don't understand.

00:11:31.080 She's a DA in Fulton County, Georgia.

00:11:33.220 She's oh, in Fulton County.

00:11:34.680 Yeah.

00:11:35.040 Because this is the one because he was, uh,

00:11:37.540 who was that guy at Garland Favarito?

00:11:39.640 You guys remember that name?

00:11:40.940 I know Garland.

00:11:41.920 That's Merrick Garland.

00:11:43.300 No, not Merrick Garland.

00:11:44.160 Garland Favarito was, he was big with, uh, Monica.

00:11:47.880 Lewinsky.

00:11:48.340 Monica Perez.

00:11:49.140 Oh, I almost said it too.

00:11:51.140 Motherfucker.

00:11:52.240 He was big with Monica Perez at the time when this was all unfolding.

00:11:55.160 And he was a voter counter in Georgia.

00:11:57.840 Oh, interesting.

00:11:58.360 And specifically targeted at Fulton County, but I haven't seen it.

00:12:01.600 I think he was banned on Twitter.

00:12:02.620 He probably never came back.

00:12:03.580 I'll say, I'll say a little bit more, uh, anecdotal evidence.

00:12:07.100 I did a Twitter spaces with Josie about the election results or about Trump's arrest and,

00:12:11.140 uh, or the indictments and a, a poll watcher in Georgia tuned into the spaces and like laid

00:12:17.060 out her case too.

00:12:17.840 She said she saw a ton of anomalous, weird shit.

00:12:19.960 But the whole point was that, uh, that, uh, toad.

00:12:23.920 I think the main problem is that we had black people working and we expected them to do like,

00:12:28.640 I don't, I think it was all in the up and up.

00:12:30.020 It was just, it's a racial aspect of what was happening.

00:12:33.980 There was no, there was no fraud.

00:12:36.020 They were just black.

00:12:37.060 I was like, why are you washing the ballots, motherfucker?

00:12:40.120 It's like, these are soggy.

00:12:41.540 I'm just, it's literally, the problem was counting.

00:12:44.940 They literally get one, two, three, four.

00:12:51.000 Once they get past their fingers, they got to restart.

00:12:54.500 We never get in anyway.

00:12:55.640 They're like, stop the count.

00:12:56.700 Stop.

00:12:56.820 They hire like a thousand black people just to count to 10.

00:12:59.720 So they just like, you count how many black people there are.

00:13:02.940 Jamal, you're in next.

00:13:04.520 That was actually the issue.

00:13:05.840 So they, they counted, they counted Biden's votes first and then they had all the black

00:13:10.380 people lined up to count Trump's votes, but they ran out of black people.

00:13:14.160 Once they got to the end, they were like, we got no more left.

00:13:15.800 They were actually Trump supporters.

00:13:17.000 They had shirts on that said Trump is my nigga.

00:13:19.060 But they just couldn't, it's a, it's a shame.

00:13:21.400 It's a real, it's a testament for us libertarians.

00:13:23.460 So why we need to abolish the educational system.

00:13:25.860 It's been a huge failure, a huge failure for the, especially the black community.

00:13:29.160 But wasn't the whole point was that Trump had told them to find, like, they're basically

00:13:34.180 saying like, Trump said that Georgia, he called Ben Roethlisberger, he said, find the

00:13:38.660 votes, find me the votes, big Ben.

00:13:41.640 He's like, I'm kicked out.

00:13:43.260 That's part of it.

00:13:44.340 Yes.

00:13:45.000 But they're also hitting him for like any of the conversations they had about trying

00:13:49.700 to pursue the alternate elector ballots, or I think that's what it's called, elector

00:13:53.900 slates, because that's what, that's what they were trying to get Mike Pence to do, was

00:13:58.520 like, he was trying to get Mike Pence to throw it back to the States.

00:14:01.620 At January 6th, right?

00:14:02.640 Yes.

00:14:03.080 Yes.

00:14:03.420 It was common, guys.

00:14:04.580 Then he also tried to use his...

00:14:05.880 Who let Maj count the votes?

00:14:07.880 What's happening?

00:14:08.920 Who let Maj count the votes?

00:14:10.700 Jesus.

00:14:11.200 Oh my God.

00:14:12.120 They nigged the election.

00:14:17.900 That's right.

00:14:19.540 They re-nigged, actually.

00:14:21.540 Jose re-nigged for sure.

00:14:22.740 They re-nigged, yeah.

00:14:23.900 Dickie's looking at this, driving a forklift very irresponsibly, probably still drunk.

00:14:27.460 But hey, shout out to Dickie.

00:14:28.500 What's up, bro?

00:14:28.900 So open up the cases and pop in a couple...

00:14:30.620 I love that concept of still drunk as if he's ever not.

00:14:35.640 He's in a constant state of drunkenness.

00:14:37.780 So yeah, he was indicted for all that.

00:14:40.520 But the reason I think it's really dangerous is because they're going after his attorneys

00:14:44.140 for what, in my opinion, whether you think their counsel was ultimately going to prevail

00:14:49.200 or not, which obviously it didn't because he's not the President of the United States.

00:14:52.840 But just the advice that they were giving him is like, that's fucking legal counsel.

00:14:55.980 They weren't just concocting whole cloth, this plot.

00:14:59.700 They were saying, hey, this is based off of our understanding of the Constitution.

00:15:03.780 This is what we think you can do.

00:15:05.000 And they're like, jail for all you bitches.

00:15:06.920 So it's wild, Matt.

00:15:08.240 It's funny because it's a conservative talking point to bring up Hillary Clinton defending

00:15:12.820 the pedophile, I believe, or the child rapist, and then laughing about getting him off.

00:15:16.940 You guys remember this?

00:15:17.660 Yeah, she was like an attorney, right?

00:15:21.200 She was an attorney.

00:15:21.740 Way back in Arkansas.

00:15:23.380 In the 70s.

00:15:24.400 Yeah, it was a long time ago.

00:15:25.240 Yeah, she defended this guy and then is on record laughing about, I think she got him

00:15:29.380 off.

00:15:29.800 And she was like, he probably fucking raped his kids.

00:15:31.640 Oh, the kids got him off.

00:15:32.340 But so did we.

00:15:33.400 No, the kids got him off.

00:15:34.600 She just got him up from charges.

00:15:36.180 Yeah, she got him not guilty.

00:15:38.540 The kids got him to squirt.

00:15:42.900 Hey, listen.

00:15:44.020 That's the worst way to say cum.

00:15:45.780 Holy shit.

00:15:46.640 Mark Random is up this early.

00:15:48.300 What's up, Random?

00:15:48.820 Random never sleeps.

00:15:50.040 Holy shit.

00:15:50.900 What's.

00:15:51.460 But I think that tape of that child rapist laughing or whatever.

00:15:56.420 Hillary Clinton was also on that tape, right?

00:15:58.560 Wasn't she?

00:15:59.080 Yeah.

00:15:59.460 Yeah.

00:15:59.640 She was on there laughing.

00:16:00.960 Yeah.

00:16:01.100 Yeah, it was like the same thing with Gaddafi.

00:16:03.360 She was like, he came, he raped.

00:16:06.060 You can also hear.

00:16:06.820 We got him off.

00:16:07.520 But this is an exact precedent for what's happening now.

00:16:10.240 Like your lawyers are defending.

00:16:12.040 You hired lawyers, a team of lawyers to take up this case.

00:16:15.760 And that's what they're doing.

00:16:17.080 Somebody hired Hillary, which is which would have been my defense for her.

00:16:20.280 Like, all right.

00:16:20.620 They hired you to take up this case.

00:16:22.380 You did it.

00:16:22.820 And you won.

00:16:23.380 Good for that.

00:16:23.800 This is all within the parameters of law.

00:16:26.260 But you're not arrested for.

00:16:27.220 I think she should have been arrested for defending a pedophile over, you know.

00:16:31.480 No, but see that that's the whole problem is that like if you have the precedent that you can't have legal counsel, no matter how fucking evil you are.

00:16:39.160 Well, then it's going to be weaponized against political distance.

00:16:41.840 Yeah.

00:16:42.240 Undoubtedly.

00:16:42.780 So that's what that's why I took it so seriously because I was like, holy shit.

00:16:47.320 It's not just Trump, which is a precedent that I don't like on its on its own.

00:16:51.240 But then to go after like they went after Mark Meadows because he asked for the phone number.

00:16:55.500 Yeah.

00:16:56.020 They're like, like, you're also a co-conspirator in this.

00:16:59.540 Like, they're just going after anybody associated with them and trying to make it so that one, he can't ever get legal counsel again.

00:17:05.060 And two, if he runs for president, which he is, that anybody that's trying to get into his cabinet will be looking at it like, OK, if I support this guy and he wins, sure, my life is probably improved.

00:17:16.440 If he loses, I go to prison.

00:17:17.900 Like, think about think about what that that chill that that sends if he wins, if he wins, you still might go to prison, like the way he left the people in January 6th.

00:17:27.160 That's a great point.

00:17:28.200 The dude that got arrested for making the memes about Hillary Clinton, he still went to prison.

00:17:32.000 I believe Trump was president when all that happened.

00:17:34.440 Damn, dude.

00:17:34.920 So it's like, yeah, dude, if like, you know, Trump, if you really want people, like, I know you're watching, you're one of the 31 people at 11 in the morning.

00:17:42.160 But yeah, if you like want people to actually be behind you in March and shit, you got to, you had to exonerate those people from January 6th.

00:17:49.000 You had to look out for your people.

00:17:50.040 He didn't do any of that.

00:17:50.820 So, and he probably still might win.

00:17:52.520 Was he crazy?

00:17:53.460 Yeah.

00:17:53.960 He might.

00:17:55.180 Like, if the election's legit, I think he'll win.

00:17:58.400 I honestly do.

00:17:59.020 Do you think he'll be, I thought the same about 2020.

00:18:02.660 Like, I think the election was not legit, of course, but I think, yeah.

00:18:06.300 God, we're off of YouTube now.

00:18:07.620 Thanks, Toad.

00:18:08.720 No, that's actually permissible now.

00:18:10.840 You can question the election results.

00:18:12.280 Really, now?

00:18:13.280 Yeah, the last time I said that on our show, we did get that episode.

00:18:16.580 It's so fucking weird.

00:18:17.700 I don't understand, but do you think that.

00:18:20.580 He's like, he's like more than halfway over with his terms.

00:18:23.040 So they're like, just let him, they know, they already know.

00:18:25.260 No, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what I think it is.

00:18:27.180 I think they wanted to take that off so that if Trump wins, then they're permitted to question

00:18:33.680 the election as well.

00:18:35.620 Which, by the way, it didn't matter.

00:18:36.920 They could have had that same thing and you could still do it and still not get hit.

00:18:41.200 If, I mean, it wouldn't matter, like the same, I think, I can't remember who it was.

00:18:44.020 They also, like, make the rules for this shit, but it's like they're playing this game with

00:18:47.360 themselves where they're like, well, we're actually, it's a karma game.

00:18:50.220 Yeah, well, because Robbie mentioned this on part of the problem.

00:18:53.460 He was saying, like, it didn't matter.

00:18:55.800 We don't mention other shows on the show.

00:18:57.500 Whatever.

00:18:58.420 It was like, he's like, it didn't matter on COVID.

00:19:00.520 If you, like, went against the WHO and you went beyond, you're like, I think we should

00:19:03.960 just jail people that have COVID.

00:19:05.720 They wouldn't, like, take you off air for that.

00:19:07.480 But if you said, like, I don't think, like, I think masks are kind of like, you shouldn't

00:19:10.400 require masks.

00:19:11.100 They're like, you're off.

00:19:11.800 Like, so it's like, if you go, but like, it's just, there's this.

00:19:14.480 You could literally go on YouTube and call for the, for the imprisonment of the unvaccinated

00:19:20.240 vaccine.

00:19:20.980 And they're like, cool.

00:19:22.480 That's awesome.

00:19:23.180 Yeah.

00:19:24.080 But if you say, like, I think, you know, I don't think, like, the vaccine helps that

00:19:28.300 much.

00:19:28.520 They're like, the WHO says it, like, you're fucking dead.

00:19:30.440 Like, speaking of people that wear masks all the time and support Black Lives Matter,

00:19:35.120 Spike announced he better not pick Maj for fuck's sake.

00:19:38.300 I guess he did announce.

00:19:39.280 I haven't been paying attention.

00:19:40.480 I don't pay attention to third party politics.

00:19:42.520 Would it be hilarious if he did it?

00:19:43.700 Abrogate, confirm if that's actually true.

00:19:45.600 I didn't know that.

00:19:46.280 Spike, you're going down.

00:19:47.600 I want to see.

00:19:48.260 I want to see.

00:19:49.520 He actually chooses Joe Jorgensen as his running mate.

00:19:52.740 He just switches it.

00:19:53.940 He was like, we've got a man running this now.

00:19:55.900 I will just, I'll just spam all social media.

00:19:58.760 Spike did announce.

00:19:59.620 Wow.

00:19:59.920 I will just spam.

00:20:01.100 You're also taking the word of a woman, so we don't know.

00:20:03.680 Yeah, we don't know about that.

00:20:04.720 No, that was a man.

00:20:06.900 No, that was a woman.

00:20:08.040 That was Spud.

00:20:08.600 Oh, it was Spud?

00:20:09.520 Oh, I thought it was Abrogate.

00:20:10.840 We, I will spam social media with Spike saying that there's a transgenocide.

00:20:16.240 That post, I'll spam it everywhere.

00:20:17.960 I believe you.

00:20:18.620 I believe you'll do that.

00:20:19.080 You want this, fucker?

00:20:20.040 Toad, are you, I mean, does this send a chill down your spine?

00:20:23.720 Do you think you can beat Spike?

00:20:25.640 Yeah.

00:20:25.900 By the way, if you answer this, I'll give you a swirly.

00:20:28.740 You know that, right?

00:20:29.160 Fuck.

00:20:30.120 I keep forgetting about that.

00:20:31.740 I keep forgetting.

00:20:33.480 What we set up is that this weekend, we all couldn't say certain things that we always talk about.

00:20:38.360 So I technically, I wasn't supposed to talk about the gym at all.

00:20:40.700 Like, I can't.

00:20:41.280 That's all he's been talking about.

00:20:42.400 That's not all I've been talking about.

00:20:43.600 Yeah, you lost.

00:20:44.360 But Toad can't talk about his election.

00:20:46.540 Clint can't talk about ESG scores or like-

00:20:50.040 Private Money Mortgage.

00:20:51.300 I just said the bands.

00:20:52.680 Clint can't talk about Tim Cass.

00:20:53.740 How about that?

00:20:54.140 He's fucking dead.

00:20:55.820 He's going to be drowning.

00:20:58.040 Top can't talk about Nephilim.

00:20:59.460 And then Jose can't talk.

00:21:01.280 I said Top can't talk about the Jews, but I guess both are all right.

00:21:05.680 I already did that hardcore at the top of this episode.

00:21:08.640 So yeah.

00:21:08.960 You already said I can't talk about ESG.

00:21:10.700 I mean, a little redundant.

00:21:13.140 Is like still no one is just responding explicitly.

00:21:16.700 I'm trying to look it up.

00:21:17.800 But there's so much.

00:21:18.560 The internet's so bad here.

00:21:20.140 I can't even-

00:21:20.520 You're just saying dumb shit like this.

00:21:22.180 Leave Toad alone.

00:21:23.020 Please answer us.

00:21:24.180 Shannon, just come to the house and tell us that then.

00:21:26.880 She's like six hours away.

00:21:28.580 Oh, this is a good question.

00:21:29.700 This is like a mailbag here.

00:21:31.160 Who can hit Toad the hardest?

00:21:33.060 Oh, me for sure.

00:21:34.060 Yeah.

00:21:34.280 For some reason, Clint's very-

00:21:37.060 I'm a puncher.

00:21:38.020 Yeah.

00:21:38.300 Clint's like he has-

00:21:39.780 Is that a different question than like who is the strongest?

00:21:43.780 Yes.

00:21:44.080 No, it is.

00:21:44.620 Because he says he can punch the hardest.

00:21:47.440 He can knock people out.

00:21:48.700 Yeah.

00:21:49.300 I think it's just-

00:21:49.940 It's like leverage over torque and speed.

00:21:53.200 Yeah.

00:21:53.700 It's speed.

00:21:54.660 It's mass.

00:21:55.320 It's height and length.

00:21:57.080 Clint's like it's all on the hips.

00:21:58.620 Like, look.

00:22:00.320 It's just-

00:22:01.060 You're just too tiny to punch as hard as me.

00:22:03.080 It's just not possible.

00:22:04.500 I feel like there's also like an emotional factor with it.

00:22:07.440 Like Cole might like not want to actually punch you.

00:22:10.200 No, I don't want to punch you.

00:22:11.360 Yeah, no, I do.

00:22:11.980 Top might win this because Top might hit you hard because he actually hits you.

00:22:14.440 It's not the style of fighter I am though.

00:22:16.040 I like-

00:22:16.880 I pick you apart.

00:22:18.080 Yeah.

00:22:18.340 And it wouldn't even be fun if you're not fighting back.

00:22:20.280 Top seems like the cat that would like piece you up.

00:22:22.920 Yeah, I would like to hurt you.

00:22:25.320 I would like to hurt you.

00:22:26.860 Oh, I would love to-

00:22:28.080 It's hard.

00:22:30.500 I would love to do our, like, our MMA, um, like our-

00:22:34.900 No further details.

00:22:36.320 Our MMA comps.

00:22:37.560 I rest my case.

00:22:38.600 Because I would be Wonder Boy, right?

00:22:40.860 Because Wonder Boy is like, he's like the nicest fucking dude.

00:22:43.200 Like, he's always happy.

00:22:44.080 He like never wants to-

00:22:44.920 But he has a very like extreme skill set though.

00:22:47.340 Yeah, that's the problem.

00:22:48.080 What do you bring to the table?

00:22:49.860 This guy can't even do 315.

00:22:51.760 I can't.

00:22:52.460 But because I was going to say, oh, fuck.

00:22:55.960 Now I forgot the name of the guy.

00:22:57.200 I was going to-

00:22:57.760 Who's the one that came from WWE that really sucked into UFC?

00:23:02.780 Oh, CM Punk?

00:23:03.500 CM Punk.

00:23:04.620 CM Punk.

00:23:05.600 I can't believe, I can't believe that Spike didn't announce his run on Tower Gang.

00:23:09.580 Like-

00:23:10.060 Yeah, what?

00:23:11.060 Like after playing, uh, Kiker Wright with him.

00:23:13.620 Listen, man, yeah.

00:23:14.540 What would be your comp for the UFC?

00:23:16.980 Who would be somebody that you, like, that pieces up?

00:23:18.960 Like, uh, like what would it be?

00:23:19.960 Oh, for like my style of fighting?

00:23:22.240 I always liked the way Frankie Edgar fought, but he has better cardio than me.

00:23:25.980 I just kind of like, he's like a boxing guy.

00:23:27.600 Always moving, moving, moving.

00:23:28.940 I like that.

00:23:29.840 Yeah.

00:23:30.040 I'm like a light, light heavyweight, like one of those light heavyweight, nondescript

00:23:35.320 dudes that just has like, he usually loses, but he's got incredible one punch power.

00:23:40.140 Oh, I was about to say Pereira, but like-

00:23:42.900 No.

00:23:43.020 No, it's too skillful.

00:23:43.960 Because he just has the, but he has the one punch power and like-

00:23:46.580 Oh yeah, no, but I'm just not anywhere close to that level.

00:23:49.840 I'm just talking about the dudes, like, it's actually, it's a better comp would be back

00:23:54.340 in like the, like late 2000s, early 10s, because that's when the fighters were way less

00:23:59.700 skilled.

00:24:00.780 Where you would just have like, kind of like Chuck Liddell, late Chuck Liddell, where you're

00:24:04.980 just like, this dude is so washed up.

00:24:06.820 Chuck Liddell's fighting like this.

00:24:08.020 Yeah.

00:24:09.220 He's so stiff, he's so washed up, but he still had that one hit power where you're like, he

00:24:13.100 could win, he could win, but he could win, but if you just touch him, he's going, he's

00:24:17.020 going to sleep.

00:24:18.040 That last fight with Tito Ortiz was so sad.

00:24:20.620 Tito Ortiz was going back and he hit him with like a soft jab and he was like-

00:24:24.300 Because that was the whole thing with, he always had that crazy, like,

00:24:29.500 granite chin.

00:24:30.460 Yeah.

00:24:30.760 And he would know, and then at the end, he had been knocked out so many times, but he

00:24:33.620 was like, he got touched and he would just be like, ugh.

00:24:36.480 Fucking, what's the guy's name?

00:24:37.440 Black guy's name.

00:24:40.180 Rashad Evans.

00:24:40.860 He took that from him.

00:24:41.700 If you watch that, he like winded up and I mean, he fucking hit him.

00:24:45.460 He hit him so hard that he was just limp bodied on the floor.

00:24:48.480 It was bad.

00:24:48.860 And after that, it was all downhill for his chin.

00:24:51.040 Well, what's crazy is that was also like the beginning and end of Rashad Evans' career.

00:24:55.760 He was like, he was like the greatest and then he was just gone.

00:24:59.660 Yeah.

00:25:00.100 Yeah.

00:25:00.420 It really was.

00:25:01.460 There's something about that old UFC, like the late 2000s, early 10s, when, like you said,

00:25:06.760 like it wasn't, they didn't all have every skill.

00:25:09.640 Because now it's like, even like the fucking grapplers can fucking stand up and punch.

00:25:14.400 Look at this shit.

00:25:15.600 You see what I mean?

00:25:16.140 I might be wrong.

00:25:16.800 Someone mentioned it, but I can't find anything about it yet.

00:25:18.900 Oh, come on.

00:25:20.320 You heard it here first, folks.

00:25:22.600 Tower Gang.

00:25:23.180 Spike Cohen, former and current communist, is running for presidential nominee of the

00:25:30.340 Libertarian Party and Maj Therese is running me.

00:25:33.540 There you go.

00:25:34.260 Listen, do you want a presidential nominee who refuses to play Kiker Reich?

00:25:38.380 Just ask yourself that.

00:25:40.040 I don't, but I also don't want a presidential nominee that wears those socks.

00:25:45.000 It's a deal breaker.

00:25:46.440 Imagine his fit when he comes up on the debate stage and he's wearing this.

00:25:50.320 He's like, the naked guy's going to win over him.

00:25:53.260 He's just walking from outside.

00:25:54.540 His transitions are still like dark and they're like going up.

00:25:56.980 You can't see.

00:25:57.500 He trips up the stairs.

00:25:58.920 He's seeing a little bit of sweat going on.

00:26:01.380 He's like, oh.

00:26:02.440 He's actually picturing it in his head.

00:26:04.540 I'm looking at him now.

00:26:05.620 He's like, his transitions are killing me.

00:26:07.740 The fact that he's not even wearing those as he's walking in.

00:26:10.320 No, I'm actually trying to come up with a joke.

00:26:12.360 Something along the lines of like.

00:26:13.440 I was watching his face and it was going like people might actually think that I'm one of

00:26:18.480 the woke progressives like Spike because I have trans glasses.

00:26:23.080 There you go.

00:26:23.900 Okay.

00:26:24.320 You got it.

00:26:25.000 No, I'm not going to give it to you.

00:26:26.440 Like, almost.

00:26:27.760 Yes.

00:26:28.520 I like it.

00:26:28.940 I was going to say he's going to be like Tony Ferguson when he's going up and he trips

00:26:32.200 over the wire and falls down.

00:26:33.520 And like.

00:26:33.840 I know what's happening here.

00:26:35.460 And Clint, I think Clint makes makes Toad nervous.

00:26:38.640 Oh, shit.

00:26:39.060 I think because he was he had this very like fuck you energy yesterday.

00:26:43.180 Like it was just us three.

00:26:44.380 And he was like just killing, killing, killing.

00:26:46.320 Because he doesn't respect you guys.

00:26:47.360 Right.

00:26:48.400 Honestly, he's like, I make more than these.

00:26:50.680 No, it's a money.

00:26:51.820 I think it's a money thing.

00:26:52.780 Yeah.

00:26:52.980 No, in fairness, he makes more money than me right now.

00:26:55.120 You know, it is true.

00:26:55.880 Like that Love on the Spectrum.

00:26:57.940 Yeah.

00:26:58.200 Well, Net Worth.

00:26:58.840 That show Love on the Spectrum.

00:27:00.120 It was always it always came back down to the money.

00:27:02.140 Like when they were paying for the meals, like it was very big about the money.

00:27:05.200 They're like, we're going to travel the world.

00:27:06.400 He's like, yeah, but you'll pay for your tickets.

00:27:08.180 Right.

00:27:09.060 And it's like the autistic thing is like the money oriented and driven, which is good.

00:27:12.560 So he's intimidated by your money, which may or may not exist.

00:27:15.140 We don't even know.

00:27:16.120 Oh, no clue.

00:27:16.940 I don't even know.

00:27:17.540 It could be poor.

00:27:18.340 That outside is leased.

00:27:20.340 So it could be lost.

00:27:21.780 No, legitimately.

00:27:22.280 He was talking today.

00:27:23.180 He was like, I actually I just rent that every every time I see you guys.

00:27:26.540 He's back again.

00:27:28.320 Oh, my God.

00:27:28.940 I got to go rent this again.

00:27:30.680 I really thought because he mentioned today.

00:27:32.960 He was like, I still I'm still trying to sell these houses.

00:27:35.240 And I was like, in my mind, I was like, I saw these a year ago.

00:27:39.040 No, no, no.

00:27:39.560 I sold.

00:27:40.980 I finished and sold one of them about four months ago.

00:27:44.220 And three of the five will be done and sold in 30 days.

00:27:48.440 And the other ones will be done in 45 days.

00:27:50.120 So I just thought it was because I was thinking I was like, and then with that money, we're

00:27:53.820 going to be opening up Tower Gang Studios right in between.

00:27:56.080 We're going to do this every day.

00:27:57.060 See, the thing is, they expect that once I have that money, that they're going to like

00:28:00.940 actually have evidence that I have it.

00:28:02.940 But the truth is, I don't believe in this this this group enough to actually infuse the

00:28:06.780 capital necessary to do.

00:28:08.080 Oh, he said, oh, Jose, what did Jose say?

00:28:11.140 Oh, sorry.

00:28:12.100 Love how you guys almost got into my race related swimming.

00:28:14.700 We're going to get into that.

00:28:15.740 Bring those papers when you come.

00:28:17.760 I guess I don't even remember that.

00:28:19.180 I met a black guy at the gym that actually does swim.

00:28:21.260 I asked.

00:28:21.920 I said, who said it?

00:28:23.700 Which one of us said it?

00:28:24.720 And everyone was like, I didn't say it.

00:28:26.280 But Jose had all the race related statistics about drowning and swimming.

00:28:30.060 And it's really interesting stuff.

00:28:31.980 We will be doing a live Tower Gang.

00:28:34.940 No big brain time tonight at 9-11.

00:28:38.000 So don't miss that.

00:28:39.140 Also, tomorrow, live at 2 p.m.

00:28:41.500 Eastern on Liberty Lockdown, myself and Dave Smith, one on one deep dive on his decision

00:28:45.780 and everything else.

00:28:46.480 He was on JRE.

00:28:47.460 Didn't talk about it at all.

00:28:48.460 So I think this will be the first long term or long conversation.

00:28:51.480 He'll do about it.

00:28:52.560 Yeah.

00:28:52.740 Before that, at 12, 12 noon, we'll be doing a four pony boys, too.

00:28:56.440 I guess that'll go for that has to go for like an hour and a half because I need at least

00:28:59.180 30 minutes to set you up somewhere else.

00:29:00.880 So much stuff.

00:29:01.800 We're packed in between that.

00:29:02.840 We're going to be jerking each other off in the pool.

00:29:04.860 So I think and then Topps family is supposed to be all coming over tomorrow and we're having

00:29:08.560 like a barbecue.

00:29:09.440 It's going to be fucking wild.

00:29:10.700 Yeah.

00:29:10.820 When I got here, the pool was actually empty and Topps like, we're going to fill this.

00:29:15.940 All right.

00:29:16.640 Mine as well, since I guess we just doing this now.

00:29:18.920 Yeah.

00:29:19.160 If I do get the chance, my aunt who did see a UFO, I might try to get them over here

00:29:25.280 and do a recording with Cole for the Topps of the show.

00:29:28.680 Yeah.

00:29:29.160 Anybody else?

00:29:29.920 I mean.

00:29:30.820 At Liberty Live on Twitter.

00:29:31.880 Follow me.

00:29:32.220 Thank you.

00:29:32.500 Yeah.

00:29:32.640 Follow me on Twitter, too.

00:29:33.400 We should be plugging him.

00:29:34.420 This is not a show.

00:29:35.280 Gargantone on Twitter.

00:29:36.300 Shut the fuck up.

00:29:36.900 The Better Off Dead podcast.

00:29:40.300 Not allowed.

00:29:41.140 Kill his camera.

00:29:41.900 Kill it.

00:29:42.640 You're on his camera.

00:29:43.620 I know.

00:29:43.880 I know.

00:29:44.100 It's okay.

00:29:44.700 I'll sacrifice to shut him up.

00:29:46.220 You're on his mic, too.

00:29:47.120 Go ahead.

00:29:47.400 Talk.

00:29:48.640 Yeah.

00:29:48.840 You're on his mic, too.

00:29:49.780 We can't.

00:29:50.740 That's right.

00:29:51.340 Yeah.

00:29:51.700 We're connected.

00:29:52.740 We're tied at the hips.

00:29:53.400 I don't.

00:29:53.660 I was saying we could.

00:29:55.160 We could lift during this.

00:29:56.800 There's definitely enough time in the morning.

00:29:59.540 And because you fucking.

00:30:00.920 You're fucking.

00:30:01.480 It's crazy that he's messaging us when he could just be here.

00:30:04.760 He could be here.

00:30:05.820 Yeah.

00:30:06.060 I work.

00:30:07.300 But you know.

00:30:07.760 I messaged him this morning.

00:30:09.200 And I was like.

00:30:09.700 Hey.

00:30:10.080 Could you get over here by like.

00:30:11.360 You know.

00:30:11.600 Noon, maybe.

00:30:12.100 And he's like.

00:30:12.620 Sounds like a to-do to me.

00:30:13.820 And I was like.

00:30:15.560 Really?

00:30:16.120 I don't know what to do.

00:30:18.020 The guys at Langley aren't letting you out early.

00:30:20.100 Come on, man.

00:30:20.480 Yeah.

00:30:20.500 Exactly.

00:30:21.040 Honestly.

00:30:21.900 I think he's preparing a sting operation.

00:30:23.840 Like.

00:30:24.240 He's like.

00:30:24.760 He's sitting out there now.

00:30:25.920 And he's going to bust through.

00:30:26.680 The windows.

00:30:27.920 Honestly.

00:30:28.460 In terms of the privacy with his personal life.

00:30:30.740 No one even comes close to raising the most red flags as he does.

00:30:34.020 It's funny because he always points the finger at me.

00:30:35.900 And he goes.

00:30:36.180 Oh.

00:30:36.600 Guy with money over there.

00:30:37.800 It's like.

00:30:38.060 No.

00:30:38.320 You're the fucking agent.

00:30:39.320 I think we need to get off this live stream.

00:30:40.980 And talk about this for real.

00:30:43.260 I think we need to.

00:30:44.100 We gotta get to the bottom of it.

00:30:45.140 I think we need to.

00:30:45.920 We need to.

00:30:46.680 Speak about this.

00:30:47.500 And make sure that we're not getting fucking.

00:30:49.060 Look at this.

00:30:49.420 This guy was watching while white at work.

00:30:52.420 Oh.

00:30:53.040 White.

00:30:53.700 Technically.

00:30:54.320 Watching white at work.

00:30:55.720 All right.

00:30:55.920 That's the only kind of audience that we do have.

00:30:58.140 He says.

00:30:58.460 He says.

00:30:58.860 My boss told me to take my headphones out.

00:31:00.660 So I struck him in the mouth.

00:31:03.180 This is boss shit, bro.

00:31:04.580 This is straight up, boss.

00:31:05.440 You gotta teach totes on your moves.

00:31:07.460 Meredith, that's if I'm on trend.

00:31:08.820 No, I'm not.

00:31:09.520 I'm just on.

00:31:10.220 I need to take my creatine today.

00:31:11.380 I haven't taken it.

00:31:12.120 No.

00:31:12.240 He's not on trend.

00:31:13.140 He's just 26.

00:31:14.240 No.

00:31:14.600 I'm 27.

00:31:15.520 Whatever.

00:31:16.520 Same difference.

00:31:17.180 I haven't gotten over 30.

00:31:18.520 Where the fucking testosterone just fucking drops.

00:31:20.820 No, my testosterone was fine until 35.

00:31:22.840 Then it's.

00:31:25.120 That's sad.

00:31:26.080 It's kind of.

00:31:26.400 I was kind of kidding.

00:31:27.100 I don't know.

00:31:28.200 Yeah.

00:31:28.840 It looks like.

00:31:29.680 You didn't have to pretend like that was a real thing.

00:31:32.180 Yeah.

00:31:32.280 I know.

00:31:32.500 You guys are like.

00:31:33.160 You guys are like.

00:31:33.900 Do I look like I don't have enough tests?

00:31:35.520 You're taking it too seriously.

00:31:36.860 And that's sad.

00:31:37.680 I'm kind of bummed out now.

00:31:39.540 Terrence Zielinski didn't kill himself.

00:31:43.920 Oh, my God.

00:31:45.700 Toad, do you think your test levels are higher than Clint's?

00:31:48.480 Please.

00:31:48.860 Please be honest.

00:31:49.440 T. Please be honest.

00:31:50.880 Actually, yes.

00:31:51.740 Oh, that's.

00:31:52.040 Oh, my God.

00:31:52.880 I love it.

00:31:53.640 So fucking.

00:31:54.140 I love it so much.

00:31:55.360 Go ahead.

00:31:55.800 Extrapolate on that.

00:31:56.440 Why?

00:31:56.760 This man's so retarded.

00:31:57.620 It's incredible.

00:31:58.120 Go ahead.

00:31:58.660 Go ahead.

00:31:59.460 The way.

00:31:59.920 Light it.

00:32:00.340 Light it to the people.

00:32:00.920 Go ahead.

00:32:01.220 The way that Clint has described his ability or lack thereof to have a lasting erection,

00:32:07.660 I believe.

00:32:08.860 Oh.

00:32:10.580 I believe shot fired.

00:32:12.480 I've never said that.

00:32:14.720 Wow.

00:32:15.900 What the fuck?

00:32:17.220 That's a tone of the fanger.

00:32:18.360 I'm not like that.

00:32:19.380 Toad with a fanger.

00:32:20.420 That was just mean.

00:32:21.400 I like that.

00:32:21.900 Toad with a liar.

00:32:23.640 Wow.

00:32:24.080 That has never happened.

00:32:25.460 Really?

00:32:26.020 Toad with a kid.

00:32:26.740 Am I just making that up?

00:32:27.800 Yeah.

00:32:28.540 Did I just totally dream that?

00:32:29.980 Did I come in my dreams to that?

00:32:31.720 No.

00:32:31.860 What I have said is that I'm not a heavy comer.

00:32:34.480 I don't come like, you know how Thompson Girl always talks about how he shoots ropes?

00:32:37.540 Yeah.

00:32:38.180 Ropes.

00:32:38.860 Ropes.

00:32:39.340 I'm like a rope.

00:32:40.700 One rope.

00:32:41.480 One rope.

00:32:42.160 Singular.

00:32:43.080 You only need one, right, Toad?

00:32:45.840 That's right.

00:32:47.040 Hey, the Raven asked a good question.

00:32:49.980 Top, can you actually fix the fucking, put some batteries in your fire?

00:32:53.360 No, it's part of the show.

00:32:56.740 Fuck you.

00:32:57.640 No, no.

00:32:58.320 You just work for a black man.

00:33:01.620 That was really weird that you said, like, I honestly feel like he, like, messaged you.

00:33:05.000 Like, I feel like you were in some kind of messages.

00:33:06.780 He's like, you shut the fuck up, Toad.

00:33:08.340 It was between us.

00:33:09.540 No, no, no.

00:33:10.820 He just totally made it up.

00:33:12.460 So confident.

00:33:13.240 He was like, yeah, this guy, he doesn't get hard anymore.

00:33:15.840 He said it so factually.

00:33:17.280 It made me reconsider.

00:33:19.560 Now enshrined it.

00:33:20.580 Did I say something that I had ED?

00:33:22.200 It's enshrined in Tower Gang lore that Clint has ED.

00:33:25.680 And also, Clint's attracted to dreams.

00:33:29.560 My dick doesn't work unless you have a dick.

00:33:31.800 Only somebody that has really high T would say something with such confidence.

00:33:35.720 Honestly, you did transition that day pretty well.

00:33:38.920 Or a low T pathological liar.

00:33:41.540 Oh, my God.

00:33:45.000 I can't believe you just did that.

00:33:46.400 Oh, that's hurtful.

00:33:48.120 I had a dream last night.

00:33:50.080 I came down this morning and he was like, hey, man.

00:33:53.220 I was like, hey, you're a ginger baby that's crawling all around?

00:33:55.600 I was like, you got to watch him.

00:33:56.540 Because I had a dream that he just went in the pool and fell.

00:33:59.680 Whoa.

00:33:59.800 Yeah.

00:34:00.080 No, he literally was just like, hey, man.

00:34:01.980 They pulled him out.

00:34:03.060 They pulled him out and he was still just as white.

00:34:04.860 I was like, this is crazy.

00:34:06.580 He was very serious.

00:34:07.940 He came to me.

00:34:08.280 He was like, hey, man.

00:34:08.700 And he was like, I had a dream last night that your baby, like, the door was open.

00:34:11.900 He got into the pool.

00:34:12.880 He's like, just keep an eye on him today.

00:34:14.200 I just have a bad feeling.

00:34:15.060 And I was like, Jesus, man.

00:34:17.020 What I'm saying is I'm going to throw you a kid in the pool.

00:34:20.060 Like a football.

00:34:20.980 Just spiral.

00:34:22.740 I love it because Top's so Puerto Rican.

00:34:24.740 He believes in the Santeria shit almost.

00:34:27.080 Yeah.

00:34:27.600 He was like, no, no, no.

00:34:28.440 Dreams are real, though.

00:34:29.400 Like, for real, though.

00:34:30.200 You got to just cut a chicken's head off and fucking.

00:34:33.000 Well, are like premonitions, really?

00:34:35.020 Because I had a premonition.

00:34:36.060 Like, you guys remember I mentioned.

00:34:37.700 I had a premonition that there was going to be like a 9-11 with the plane that I was taking down here.

00:34:41.780 And I'd never had that happen before.

00:34:43.120 That was totally bizarre.

00:34:44.540 And then I was in the airport yesterday.

00:34:46.920 And there was this really shifty-looking Muslim dude who was, like, hanging around my gate.

00:34:51.240 And I'm like, this guy's clearly on my flight.

00:34:52.960 Wait, did you have the premonition before or after you saw the Muslim?

00:34:55.520 Before.

00:34:56.040 Okay.

00:34:56.500 He sees it.

00:34:57.260 He goes, huh?

00:34:59.280 Because if you saw it right after, I'd be like, oh, you're just racist.

00:35:01.700 I see this guy.

00:35:02.460 This guy is, like, well-dressed motherfucker.

00:35:05.560 Dark-skinned.

00:35:06.460 Oh, wow.

00:35:06.800 He's got sunglasses on inside.

00:35:08.460 Wow, terrorists all the way through.

00:35:09.920 Through and through.

00:35:10.280 He starts going in and out of the boat.

00:35:12.300 It's just, like, some rich Saudi.

00:35:13.600 And he's like, he's a terrorist.

00:35:15.220 He starts going in and out of the bathroom, man.

00:35:17.480 Like, at least three times in, like, a 20-minute period.

00:35:20.500 He's, like, staring at his boarding pass.

00:35:22.400 I'm like, what is going on with this guy?

00:35:23.800 I can only imagine Toad as a TSA agent.

00:35:25.720 He's just every dark-skinned person.

00:35:27.400 He's like, we've got to check this guy.

00:35:29.440 Come on.

00:35:30.080 Can you see Toad as a TSA agent with, like, the Delta?

00:35:32.560 So they wear, like, the gray with the orange, but he's wearing the skirt.

00:35:35.900 It's just, I think that would be so fucking funny.

00:35:38.800 Dude, if...

00:35:39.460 That's what a low-T king does.

00:35:41.800 They would let you do it, too.

00:35:43.380 Like, if you work there and you just wore the skirt and dress like you put, like, little bows in your beard or some shit like that.

00:35:49.600 And they can't say anything to you.

00:35:50.900 I think you should do that.

00:35:51.740 Quit your job and do that.

00:35:53.760 Do you know how...

00:35:54.760 I'm a member of the queer community.

00:35:56.420 What are you talking about?

00:35:57.080 Do you know how obnoxious he would be if he worked at the TSA?

00:36:02.760 Every time he would come on the show in our group chat, he'd just be like, stop 25 Muslims.

00:36:07.900 You're like...

00:36:09.080 You're like...

00:36:09.860 Yeah, that doesn't...

00:36:11.080 I mean...

00:36:11.300 Nobody asked.

00:36:12.060 Like, were any of them terrorists?

00:36:13.280 He's like, no.

00:36:14.740 Listen, man.

00:36:15.460 I am a good dude.

00:36:17.120 I would not be doing that if I was a TSA agent.

00:36:19.240 I would be using the power of that job for only good, and that would be groping women.

00:36:24.780 Okay.

00:36:25.320 That's respectable.

00:36:26.100 Honestly.

00:36:26.620 Yeah.

00:36:27.400 It's like...

00:36:27.900 There's these things with the setup.

00:36:29.220 So we're just going to be honest here.

00:36:30.260 This is toe time.

00:36:31.340 The setup could have been more punchy.

00:36:33.160 You didn't have to like...

00:36:34.400 Yeah.

00:36:35.020 You did it in a roundabout back door way.

00:36:38.100 Yeah.

00:36:38.500 That's because that's how my mind is thinking.

00:36:39.780 I was really waiting.

00:36:41.240 I was like, oh, he's got something.

00:36:43.100 I was like, I know he has something in his head, and he just took so long to get there

00:36:46.700 that it died.

00:36:48.040 He needs the time to craft the brain tweet.

00:36:51.080 The verbal tweet.

00:36:51.360 That's what I think.

00:36:52.060 In his mind, he's forward typing, and he's trying to get to it.

00:36:55.620 He's switching the words around.

00:36:56.900 I will say this, though.

00:36:58.280 I feel like Twitter has made me more funny, because when I'm crafting a tweet, you have

00:37:02.420 to be succinct.

00:37:03.360 You want to end on a punch.

00:37:04.680 It's like, you know?

00:37:05.340 Yes.

00:37:06.120 Yeah.

00:37:06.320 There is some help there.

00:37:07.920 It hasn't helped him, but you know.

00:37:09.160 No.

00:37:09.480 We were this morning.

00:37:10.420 I saw him.

00:37:11.840 You were there with us, and I was like, in real time, we watched him craft a tweet in

00:37:16.700 his head.

00:37:16.980 It was like watching a...

00:37:18.480 We look at him, and he has this puzzled look on his face, and we're like, the fuck?

00:37:22.540 And he's like, this would be a good tweet, huh?

00:37:25.000 And we're like, oh, my God.

00:37:26.760 He was going, this would be a good tweet, and then he said it, and I was like, yeah, it's

00:37:29.280 a pretty good tweet.

00:37:30.120 But we're all eating breakfast right now, so what the fuck?

00:37:32.220 He was like, no, I'm not lying.

00:37:34.940 He woke up today, and he was like, oh, my God, I need to gamble.

00:37:38.060 And I'm not lying.

00:37:38.640 He said, I need to gamble.

00:37:40.680 And he literally pulled up his fucking betting app, and he just started betting.

00:37:44.560 And I was like, oh, my God.

00:37:45.280 I didn't make any bets today.

00:37:47.100 I did not like the baseball card.

00:37:48.440 But did he say verbatim, I need to gamble?

00:37:50.620 I was dropping my wife off.

00:37:51.780 Did it make the story better?

00:37:52.740 Yeah, he said that.

00:37:54.460 I was dropping my wife off, and I was like, hey, do you want to come by?

00:37:57.180 Because she works in a nice area.

00:37:58.880 And he was like, oh, I'm with the kid right now.

00:38:00.480 I was like, Toad, do you want to come by?

00:38:01.300 And he's like, I got to gamble.

00:38:02.520 And I was like, I just closed the door.

00:38:04.700 By the way, that is wonderful.

00:38:05.640 He actually said, I need to bet.

00:38:07.320 I need to look at my bets.

00:38:08.680 And he's like, I can't spend more time with Top and his family because I need to bet.

00:38:13.120 If you ever think he has Toad as a problem.

00:38:15.280 Yeah, that sounds like someone without a problem.

00:38:18.580 No, it's the grind, man.

00:38:20.780 You got to do it.

00:38:21.540 The timing matters.

00:38:24.480 I love it in person.

00:38:26.300 It's so much better.

00:38:28.160 Now he stops.

00:38:29.040 So before, he would play along.

00:38:30.360 That's not fun, Toad.

00:38:31.600 You're going to play along.

00:38:32.340 You got to keep telling us your stupid story.

00:38:33.880 By the way, can we describe just how good it is, IRL?

00:38:36.960 It's just been, it's next level.

00:38:40.200 I don't think I understand.

00:38:41.400 My foot has been on Toad's, on Cole's dick this whole time.

00:38:46.520 He's just rubbing my cock.

00:38:47.820 That's why it's so good.

00:38:49.360 I get jerked off.

00:38:50.940 You guys think he's joking.

00:38:52.220 But honestly, God, it's just nothing but handjobs underneath the table right now.

00:38:55.280 I actually have this weird pipe right under my ass.

00:38:58.200 I don't know what this thing is.

00:38:58.920 That thing is set to explode.

00:39:00.760 That's me.

00:39:01.240 That's me and my dysfunctional dick over there.

00:39:04.620 And my pipe.

00:39:07.660 All right.

00:39:08.340 So, you know, Toad, he's obviously autistic online.

00:39:11.520 He's obviously autistic on the show.

00:39:12.940 But what's remarkable about him, more autistic in person.

00:39:17.560 What you don't know, though, is that Jose on the show comes across as relatively cool and normal.

00:39:24.800 And you meet him in person, and he's like, he's almost more retarded than Toad.

00:39:28.360 And I think that's, I think, like, people don't know that.

00:39:31.200 It's crazy.

00:39:31.980 I'm going to.

00:39:33.080 Motherfucker.

00:39:34.420 This is the second time.

00:39:36.460 This is the second time.

00:39:37.980 You know what that was?

00:39:40.000 You know what that was?

00:39:40.620 He's like.

00:39:41.220 He's nervous.

00:39:41.580 He's like, oh, you think Jose's more retarded than me?

00:39:43.680 Check this out.

00:39:45.560 Hold my, hold my, my Berkley Jensen water.

00:39:48.700 He's like.

00:39:50.280 I was about to say that, because I was about to go in on Jose.

00:39:53.720 Again, he's not here.

00:39:54.380 So I could just do this.

00:39:55.380 Apparently he listens, though.

00:39:56.640 I was going to say, like, Jose in real life.

00:39:58.880 Jose, shut this off.

00:39:59.580 This is going to be all about you for this time.

00:40:01.280 I was like, I was about to say, he's a dork.

00:40:03.260 Like, because he wears, he wears, like, he doesn't have a wallet chain, but he has his keys, like.

00:40:08.140 Thank God I gave him those new shirts.

00:40:09.620 Because he used, it's like Captain America shirt, Deadpool shirt, or whatever.

00:40:12.960 With, like, the same shorts.

00:40:14.600 With, like, long khaki shorts.

00:40:16.360 And he clips his, he doesn't, he might wear a belt.

00:40:19.360 But he clips his, like, keys to, like, the loops in the belt, the belt loops.

00:40:24.600 And I was like, that's such a dorky thing to do.

00:40:27.280 Even though he's such.

00:40:28.200 And then on top of that, he's got such bad social anxiety.

00:40:31.200 He has to be higher than a motherfucker.

00:40:32.840 Oh, he is, he is just, he is puffing on a, on a vape, on a weed vape.

00:40:37.320 Just, every, every time I say, I've, I've never, I've never engaged with him in person when he's not just so high.

00:40:43.600 He's barely functioning.

00:40:45.060 I'm like, I'm like, dude, you know, like, we're friends, right?

00:40:47.820 Like, you don't have to get this high every time you see me.

00:40:51.680 But the problem is, and he's right.

00:40:53.920 He could whoop my ass right now.

00:40:55.940 He could beat the shit out of me.

00:40:57.580 Oh, he could wrestle fuck any of us.

00:40:59.300 I still got one punch power.

00:41:00.880 I still got one punch power.

00:41:01.860 I do, I do.

00:41:02.700 And I've got, I've got an incredible amount of length on him.

00:41:06.300 So if, you know, if he can get through the jab or the overhand right, then he deserves to win.

00:41:11.520 What good is all that length if you can't get it hard close?

00:41:16.400 Oh, my God.

00:41:18.160 That's a little masturbatory, but I feel like that was necessary right there.

00:41:21.080 Well, hey, masturbate if you can.

00:41:23.020 Mine doesn't work.

00:41:24.860 I got to respect it.

00:41:25.780 It is a problem that we keep on, like I said, we said it yesterday.

00:41:28.980 We keep on poking the gorilla in the room.

00:41:32.680 And it's like, I don't know how much we can keep doing it, but I intend to continue.

00:41:37.440 Oh, yeah.

00:41:38.080 Until we find out.

00:41:39.360 Meredith makes a good point.

00:41:40.900 Reed is also very autistic and shy in real person.

00:41:44.340 Yep.

00:41:45.120 Extremely.

00:41:46.400 But Reed is so, he's also, but he has a weird, cool demeanor about him.

00:41:50.180 Yeah.

00:41:50.840 Because he's.

00:41:51.640 There's not nervousness.

00:41:52.800 There's nervousness with Toad and Jose.

00:41:54.300 There's no nervousness with Reed.

00:41:55.240 No, he is completely just, I mean, he's the cool guy, like in the back of the class, but

00:42:01.080 not like the cool, like that are making jokes.

00:42:02.900 He's just the one just chilling back there.

00:42:04.380 Just like, fuck this.

00:42:06.020 Like, he's like, he's like, I would rather be doing anything but this.

00:42:08.800 Yeah.

00:42:09.040 So he came to my house last week or two weeks ago.

00:42:11.260 And the difference between how Cole, like, greeted my parents and how Reed greeted my parents

00:42:16.440 is like night and day.

00:42:17.580 Please describe it.

00:42:18.240 Cole was like, how you doing?

00:42:19.500 And he remembered my dad's, how you doing, Angel?

00:42:21.480 And he shook his hand, like, real happy to see him.

00:42:23.580 Hi.

00:42:23.860 Oh, hi.

00:42:24.400 How you doing, Mrs. Top Lobster?

00:42:25.920 And then Reed comes two weeks ago and he did.

00:42:28.780 My mom mentioned to me.

00:42:29.720 Can I guess?

00:42:30.360 Go ahead.

00:42:30.580 Ah, hi.

00:42:32.440 I'm Reed Coverdell.

00:42:34.060 Wrong.

00:42:34.800 He didn't even say hi.

00:42:36.560 My mom was like, how come he didn't say hi?

00:42:38.480 And I was like, Reed.

00:42:40.640 Reed.

00:42:41.400 She just goes, Reed.

00:42:45.700 That was like an incredible impersonation.

00:42:47.920 That's exactly how he says his name.

00:42:49.180 Reed.

00:42:50.920 Reed.

00:42:51.540 Yo, I love that now that he's not on the show, we figure out that you can impersonate

00:42:55.380 him incredibly.

00:42:56.300 I can only do that, though.

00:42:57.380 I can only say his name like him.

00:42:59.680 You got to extrapolate that.

00:43:01.600 That's a skill set.

00:43:02.420 Natural's capitalist.

00:43:05.420 I'll be doing whatever.

00:43:07.260 I just deleted Twitter.

00:43:09.480 I'm in New Hampshire somewhere.

00:43:10.640 I'm living.

00:43:12.940 Whatever.

00:43:13.620 Just whatever.

00:43:15.000 Donald Trump.

00:43:16.000 Come on, Tower Gang.

00:43:17.800 So, yeah, he came over.

00:43:18.920 Didn't say.

00:43:19.840 He looked at my parents.

00:43:21.080 But like my mom mentioned later, he didn't say hi.

00:43:23.220 And I didn't notice because I'm doing things.

00:43:25.620 He didn't say hi.

00:43:26.260 I was like, that's weird that he didn't say hi.

00:43:27.580 And I'm thinking to myself, it's not weird.

00:43:29.680 It's not weird at all.

00:43:30.740 Very much the guy.

00:43:31.800 But did he like not make eye contact?

00:43:33.680 Did he not say like.

00:43:34.460 Did he not say anything?

00:43:35.020 He made eye contact.

00:43:35.940 They like gave him food and stuff.

00:43:37.480 And he was just like.

00:43:38.280 Like, I don't even know.

00:43:39.060 He might have taken it and just said.

00:43:40.860 He just said.

00:43:43.000 He goes hungry.

00:43:44.220 He's hungry.

00:43:44.560 So, the difference between how Cole greenied your parents and how Reed did is that Reed

00:43:50.660 didn't.

00:43:52.180 Yes, exactly.

00:43:53.220 That's the difference.

00:43:53.980 It could have been more different.

00:43:55.280 I mean, but Cole was very like, you know, he's in his face like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:59.620 And he's like telling stories of my dad.

00:44:01.120 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:02.180 And Reed was just like, don't even care.

00:44:03.880 If this guy dropped dead right now, I would totally just drive back to my cancer.

00:44:07.020 Oh, by the way, if he dropped dead, I wouldn't care.

00:44:09.360 That's all.

00:44:09.900 No, Reed.

00:44:10.500 He wouldn't feel anything.

00:44:11.620 You didn't even care about that.

00:44:12.720 Reed would cry.

00:44:13.840 Well, this is what makes Cole so particularly disturbing is that he's so jovial and nice

00:44:19.420 and kind of like, he's like bouncing off the walls.

00:44:21.680 But then if you die, he doesn't care.

00:44:23.540 Yeah.

00:44:23.740 And you find out he's a psychopathic dog killer.

00:44:27.380 Oh, you didn't watch the show yesterday, but we could actually cover that.

00:44:30.080 I think we should cover that again tonight because we took down that stream from yesterday.

00:44:33.160 But Meredith says, Meredith says, honestly,

00:44:36.360 the most normal social interaction I had with Reed was when I bought one of his t-shirts

00:44:39.740 and you bought that from me.

00:44:41.760 So you didn't even have a social interaction with Reed.

00:44:46.520 By the way, I feel like Reed has to refund all those purchases because he canceled the show.

00:44:52.060 That's probably true.

00:44:53.340 You should probably send the shirts back to Reed.

00:44:55.760 I demand it.

00:44:56.560 Yeah, I have two of them.

00:44:58.400 Yeah, right.

00:44:58.780 What are you doing?

00:44:59.220 Give him the mouth shirt.

00:44:59.860 It's a defunct t-shirt.

00:45:01.080 Yeah.

00:45:01.400 Toad owns more naturalist capitalist merch than he does Liberty Lockdown.

00:45:04.560 No, but it's like owning a shirt from a podcast that is now defunct is like owning a band shirt,

00:45:11.600 like a band that no longer exists.

00:45:13.420 It seems kind of like hipster.

00:45:14.960 Be like, yeah, I have a net.

00:45:16.640 That's pretty cool.

00:45:17.580 We should end the show just so our shirts increase in price.

00:45:20.940 You remember that two-year period when that trucker was doing the podcast?

00:45:24.140 I got his shirt.

00:45:24.780 What's so funny, and I've mentioned this at the Reed so many times, like so many truckers

00:45:30.000 on like Instagram and TikTok and YouTube get huge followings by just being like, I'm at

00:45:36.200 a truck stop.

00:45:37.000 Here's what I have to do.

00:45:37.980 Like, here's my life as a trucker.

00:45:39.480 And I was like, Reed, you could do that.

00:45:41.460 And he tried to do it.

00:45:42.580 And he's just still Reed.

00:45:43.680 So he's like, at a truck stop, got a big thing here.

00:45:50.540 Got a load.

00:45:51.480 Got a big load here.

00:45:52.780 Got a big load.

00:45:53.680 I'm going to fill up and leave.

00:45:55.180 And then he's like, he just got the street cuts off.

00:45:57.740 I was like, this is compelling content.

00:46:00.540 It's like, it could just do, because these guys go into like, when I'm at a truck stop,

00:46:04.320 I like to go in, you have to pay for a shower.

00:46:06.320 In fairness, those ones that go viral are equally boring.

00:46:09.100 I don't know why they were.

00:46:10.060 Dude, but they hit mega.

00:46:11.620 I know.

00:46:12.620 I just say, I don't, I'm not saying, I'm just saying Reed didn't do anything wrong.

00:46:16.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:46:16.780 He didn't do anything right.

00:46:17.800 He didn't do anything wrong.

00:46:19.160 But it's like, could he have done anything right with that?

00:46:21.300 I don't know.

00:46:21.700 I think a long haul, like, oversized trucker could get millions of views on YouTube.

00:46:26.800 But he's just Reed.

00:46:27.700 I thought you were going to say long haul COVID, which is actually something I wanted to talk

00:46:31.020 about.

00:46:31.720 Oh, when they're coming back.

00:46:32.700 Because Tom's scared.

00:46:33.500 Tom's coming back.

00:46:34.260 I'm not scared.

00:46:35.220 I'm scared.

00:46:35.800 He's scared.

00:46:36.980 I'm frightened.

00:46:37.800 I'm shaking.

00:46:38.800 Why?

00:46:39.220 Why?

00:46:39.940 Dude, I'm the one who lives in Boston.

00:46:41.220 I'm not scared of COVID.

00:46:42.920 I'm not scared of any of this.

00:46:44.420 What I was, what I was saying is that didn't come through the other times throughout the

00:46:48.480 past two, like year and a half about, right?

00:46:50.300 They're like, there's another variant.

00:46:51.820 It's in India and it's called Bangladesh or whatever.

00:46:55.000 And you're like, oh shit, nobody cared.

00:46:57.440 It was, but this time they were like, yo, you're going to wear the mask this time.

00:47:01.560 Like it's from Canada.

00:47:02.920 It's serious.

00:47:03.580 And I was like, like something inside of me feels like, oh, they mean it.

00:47:07.280 Like they're going to do all this shit again and it's going to, and people are going to

00:47:11.940 believe in, I'm like prepared for revolution.

00:47:14.020 I don't think it's going to happen, man.

00:47:15.220 I don't think, I don't think I like, I think you're right that they would like to.

00:47:18.280 I just don't think that people can do it.

00:47:19.440 I really don't.

00:47:19.980 I think they're going to try it.

00:47:21.060 And I think enough people were woken up by the last time that if it is that much of

00:47:25.460 the same thing again, I think Clint is correct.

00:47:27.700 Bro, I like last time I only wore a mask to fly, you know, like that's it.

00:47:32.440 Yeah, me too.

00:47:33.320 I will, I will not fly.

00:47:35.300 I will not, I will drive everywhere I have to go.

00:47:38.220 And if I can't drive there, I will not go.

00:47:40.080 Like I am not fucking wearing a mask.

00:47:41.620 Yeah, but I mean, how many miles do they let you put on that lease?

00:47:46.400 Well, you have seen, because yesterday I saw, I still see a lot of people wearing masks

00:47:50.580 on flights.

00:47:51.600 Yeah, I do.

00:47:52.040 Me too.

00:47:52.380 I hate it.

00:47:53.160 Even, even here, this is like rural Florida.

00:47:55.600 There's still like more people wearing it.

00:47:57.480 Bro, I live in Miami, so there's lots of people that still wear masks.

00:48:00.580 The cities are still like that.

00:48:02.420 Yeah.

00:48:02.660 Like, you know how fucking crazy those people have to be at this point to still be doing

00:48:06.080 that shit?

00:48:06.500 Like you have to be out of your fucking mind.

00:48:08.420 Yeah.

00:48:08.860 They're just plugged into the news.

00:48:10.020 Cause like, I remember a couple of weeks ago I started seeing more people and I, part

00:48:13.700 of me like wants like, like the psychotic part wants to be like, like you didn't get

00:48:17.140 the news.

00:48:17.640 Like it's shit is over.

00:48:18.720 Like, why are you wearing this?

00:48:19.900 But they did get the news.

00:48:20.760 They got the new news.

00:48:21.400 I didn't get the new news.

00:48:22.640 And now I'm just seeing it again.

00:48:23.740 I'm like, Oh my God.

00:48:25.060 It's like, it's a bad, it's a bad nightmare.

00:48:28.000 I'll take the angle that I thought you were going to go with it.

00:48:30.440 Cause this is, this, this idea has flashed through my mind that perhaps the vaccine was

00:48:36.440 rolled out to inoculate people against the future variant.

00:48:39.540 Oh, this is good.

00:48:40.420 That was going to fucking, that will wipe out the unvaccinated.

00:48:43.160 That, that concerns me.

00:48:44.840 Whoa.

00:48:45.720 Cause, cause we've always theorized like, why would they want to poison the people who

00:48:49.800 acquiesce to the government's demands?

00:48:51.120 I'd be lying if I, if I say that I didn't think that.

00:48:53.520 Okay.

00:48:53.900 Yeah.

00:48:54.140 At some point it crossed my mind.

00:48:55.760 Yeah.

00:48:56.080 I don't, I don't think it's like, I don't think it's true.

00:48:58.780 I'm just saying that definitely, I was like, I was like, fuck.

00:49:02.180 Cause like all the people that, that actually stood tall over the past three years and refused

00:49:06.780 the vex and refused the mask and did everything.

00:49:08.620 Like they just refused everything.

00:49:10.140 Like they're all the people like me that are out there declaring never going to wear a mask,

00:49:14.160 never going to lock down.

00:49:15.260 That's who you want to get out.

00:49:16.700 Yeah.

00:49:17.000 We were actually, I was, I was watching the Crypt Daddy episode again.

00:49:19.620 Uh, the last one we did a Hitler's Fleshlight and that was a bit that came up in it where,

00:49:23.920 uh, I forget one of you, I think it was Cole.

00:49:26.480 Cole said, uh, he was like, like, why would they be killing their own people?

00:49:29.380 Right.

00:49:29.740 Like it doesn't make any sense.

00:49:30.680 And it's like, Oh my God.

00:49:31.700 Oh God.

00:49:32.120 See, you're making me even more like, I mean, that, that, that's the most.

00:49:36.140 Look at this guy.

00:49:37.080 This guy thinks he's going to live.

00:49:39.520 No, no, it's not.

00:49:40.560 He has it.

00:49:41.560 He's, Oh God.

00:49:42.540 Oh, that's true.

00:49:43.160 He hasn't been protected.

00:49:44.840 He's got to see.

00:49:45.240 Why would he be the last man?

00:49:46.220 Oh.

00:49:46.460 Oh, cause he's a faggot.

00:49:50.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:51.420 He's, he, he got that little prick.

00:49:53.680 Yo, how, how great would it be if like all the base people die and it's just Jose and

00:49:58.340 a bunch of lunatics.

00:49:59.700 Like enjoy that, bro.

00:50:02.000 Enjoy it.

00:50:03.040 It really, I really, I'll be doing tower gang in heaven without you and it'll be good.

00:50:07.760 And Jesus will be laughing.

00:50:09.400 It really does make me feel like I was thinking about the other day just because my buddy of

00:50:13.220 mine who was a nurse, he took like, your buddy's a nurse.

00:50:16.460 So he's a nurse.

00:50:18.300 Say a nurse.

00:50:19.440 A nurse.

00:50:19.780 He's a male nurse.

00:50:20.580 Yeah.

00:50:20.840 He's a faggot.

00:50:21.680 He is a male nurse.

00:50:22.420 He's a nurse with a mussy.

00:50:23.600 He's a male nurse.

00:50:24.460 And he got it.

00:50:25.260 I remember whenever the, the vaccines were first rolling out, like first coming out and

00:50:29.680 they needed people to test it.

00:50:31.460 He was in line to test it.

00:50:33.820 Like to get, like to be like the first inoculated.

00:50:37.020 And I was like, this guy's fucking, and he was like, you should do it too.

00:50:40.140 You should probably get it.

00:50:40.840 And I was like, no, I'm not getting that.

00:50:43.000 No way.

00:50:43.360 This is like, I didn't even.

00:50:44.200 Still alive.

00:50:45.180 Yeah.

00:50:45.320 He's still alive.

00:50:45.940 But I was like, I don't know if he took all the boosts.

00:50:47.920 I mean, he's a male nurse in California.

00:50:49.480 Like he probably took like.

00:50:50.820 He's boosted up.

00:50:51.680 Yeah.

00:50:51.840 He probably boosted up.

00:50:52.680 And I feel like, I feel bad because I'm like, at the same time, I'm like, I know I'm

00:50:57.100 right.

00:50:57.580 Cause I know this shit doesn't fucking work.

00:50:59.080 This shit doesn't do anything.

00:51:00.100 And like, and like, he's, he just, so now he just has all this stuff in his body.

00:51:04.960 Who fucking knows what's going to happen to him?

00:51:06.480 Dude, it's so sad.

00:51:06.900 So I was telling you guys, this is like, this is more serious talk, but like my cousin from

00:51:10.940 Puerto Rico, um, the one that I, you know, to establish dominance.

00:51:14.920 Yeah.

00:51:15.040 Yeah.

00:51:15.220 Yeah.

00:51:15.320 He came over, he visited maybe like a month or two ago and he came with his wife and he's

00:51:19.780 telling me he's old.

00:51:20.360 He's telling me in Spanish about his wife.

00:51:22.640 They had a baby that gave birth.

00:51:24.660 The baby died like within less than a month.

00:51:26.920 And I was like, fuck, it sucks.

00:51:28.960 And then later on, he was telling me like, you know, in Puerto Rico, can't go anywhere.

00:51:33.000 You can't do anything unless you have like at least three vaccines.

00:51:37.040 And I was like, oh, and he's like, they're not, he's not connecting that dot.

00:51:41.980 No, they're not putting it together.

00:51:43.280 And I'm not going to be like, you stupid bitch.

00:51:45.960 Like you're right.

00:51:46.820 Cause he, cause he's in mourning.

00:51:48.180 So it's already too late.

00:51:49.320 It doesn't matter.

00:51:49.800 It's like, what do I say?

00:51:50.900 Like, ha ha.

00:51:51.960 I told you, you should have watched my show.

00:51:54.580 You killed your kid.

00:51:55.640 Cause you didn't listen to me and Alex Jones.

00:51:57.420 It worked out well for a Jeremy Kaufman at Porkfest though.

00:52:01.920 Oh, he's pro, he's pro vaccine, right?

00:52:04.780 I don't get it.

00:52:05.700 Yes, he is.

00:52:06.240 There was, there was a whole blow up.

00:52:07.980 That was, he's passionately, passionately pro vaccine and, and could not be

00:52:13.220 more wrong about this.

00:52:14.400 It's very weird.

00:52:15.620 I don't, I don't understand it.

00:52:16.820 Like it's, I hate that.

00:52:17.900 It's Maj is probably like, Maj is anti-vaccine.

00:52:20.360 Oh, for sure.

00:52:21.360 I fucking hate that.

00:52:23.140 You hate that Maj is right about something?

00:52:25.240 Yeah.

00:52:25.640 It's, it really, he's right about the vaccine and drag queens and that's it.

00:52:29.780 You want to do like this black and white, literally paint black and white.

00:52:33.320 I hate it when white people get things wrong.

00:52:36.980 I know, Jeremy, be better, be better.

00:52:40.040 Look, Jeremy's, I think, I hope that his argument is specific to like the old vaccine

00:52:45.440 schedule and not this new one.

00:52:46.600 But if it's, if it applies to this new one, he's out of his fucking mind.

00:52:49.400 I've listened to RFK enough, junior enough to know like this, this whole thing is shit

00:52:53.460 fuck to like no end.

00:52:55.120 That's the guy that Jose is doing his next thing about, right?

00:52:57.660 Yeah.

00:52:57.880 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:58.560 No, no, no.

00:52:59.220 Well, he's doing it about RFK senior, RFK junior's father who was assassinated.

00:53:06.960 It's over.

00:53:07.760 God damn it, man.

00:53:10.000 We're just trying, we're just trying to drive Jose crazy again.

00:53:12.220 Yes.

00:53:12.600 Okay.

00:53:12.980 Yeah.

00:53:13.420 But like, I mean, like I now want to drive Toad crazy.

00:53:16.100 And we said, we said this in front of Toad yesterday.

00:53:18.160 We did.

00:53:18.620 We did.

00:53:19.000 We said that.

00:53:19.780 I heard, I heard Jose is actually going to have JFK on.

00:53:23.180 Really?

00:53:23.540 Yeah.

00:53:24.160 Holy shit.

00:53:25.060 Oh, he's playing along now.

00:53:26.000 That's good.

00:53:26.380 I really didn't think he was capable of it.

00:53:27.900 Is he coming back from the dead?

00:53:29.720 Just his brain spurred platter on the table.

00:53:31.940 Is JFK black now?

00:53:34.080 What?

00:53:35.420 That's what I've heard.

00:53:38.040 Do you know what he's talking about?

00:53:39.200 I'm just so confused.

00:53:40.080 Yeah.

00:53:40.200 I don't know what's going on.

00:53:41.920 What were we going to talk about?

00:53:43.500 I was just talking about the vaccine.

00:53:45.120 We were talking about Maj being right.

00:53:47.240 Oh yeah.

00:53:47.580 I feel like Jeremy's, his case in this, it feels like almost like troll-like.

00:53:53.100 Like, he does this a lot.

00:53:54.520 Picks a very unpopular topic and then defends it at like as autistically and as intelligently.

00:54:00.020 And he calls you a fucking retard asshole piece of shit if you disagree with him.

00:54:05.080 Yeah.

00:54:05.960 He's one of the most antagonistic people I've ever encountered.

00:54:08.820 I'm in a fucking Twitter space with Josie and Maj.

00:54:11.720 I think he did that.

00:54:12.700 He did that because he lost in Porkfest.

00:54:15.980 He lost the vaccine debate.

00:54:17.900 Oh, did he?

00:54:18.800 I'm sure.

00:54:19.240 I mean, it's a bad position.

00:54:20.360 I'm sure.

00:54:21.900 Of course he lost.

00:54:23.100 Look at it.

00:54:23.520 I'm sure he lost.

00:54:24.380 He's like, it's an impossible victory.

00:54:25.720 He's like, can we get this dead baby?

00:54:26.780 Of course he lost.

00:54:27.740 I mean.

00:54:29.000 Well, it was more of a, it was like a blow up at the Soapbox Idol event.

00:54:33.680 Jose is, Jose is negative.

00:54:35.000 He says, you guys suck at pissing me off.

00:54:36.440 That just means we need to go harder.

00:54:37.720 That just means we need to go harder.

00:54:39.020 So this is what happens.

00:54:40.380 I've never heard those words in that water.

00:54:41.340 I'm in a Twitter space with Josie and Maj.

00:54:43.560 I get, I get Josie to bring, or no, I actually voluntarily bring up, uh, Jeremy and Jeremy

00:54:50.460 just immediately starts calling him a pussy, you know, just right away.

00:54:54.060 So, so Josie immediately kicks him down and, and then he immediately DMs me and he goes,

00:54:59.160 why would you do that to me?

00:55:00.320 You coward.

00:55:01.100 He's, he's immediately insulting towards me, even though it's her space.

00:55:04.800 And I was like, I brought you up.

00:55:06.480 You lost your mind.

00:55:07.620 And then she fucking did her thing.

00:55:09.240 Oh God.

00:55:09.780 I love the guy, but Jesus Christ is, I'm back on his side.

00:55:12.460 He's just like me.

00:55:13.300 He's so fucking crazy.

00:55:14.120 I love it.

00:55:14.680 I love it.

00:55:15.300 Yeah.

00:55:15.780 Yeah.

00:55:15.940 That, that, that, that makes me like Jeremy.

00:55:17.760 He's just the drunk guy swinging at a bar.

00:55:19.880 I mean, he's sober.

00:55:21.120 He's sober and he's a violent drunk.

00:55:23.100 He's a violent drunk, sober person.

00:55:24.720 You know, it's real funny.

00:55:25.660 He's for everyone, baby.

00:55:27.000 He's just like, he's going at everything.

00:55:28.620 I used to work with Drew Hancock and, uh, uh, I would talk to him often and he would

00:55:33.520 always like sing phrases of Jeremy's like smartest person I know.

00:55:37.280 It's crazy.

00:55:37.500 Cause he would meet with Jeremy about whatever's going on.

00:55:39.540 What's interesting is drew functions very similarly to Jeremy, but no, but drew is, drew

00:55:43.740 is very like, he wants to find like the intelligent way and intelligent answer to say something

00:55:47.780 and doesn't really want to like ruffle too much, but he'll, you know, he'll take controversial

00:55:51.620 takes.

00:55:52.040 I just wonder what he thinks about this.

00:55:53.760 Now, this is like a crazy, this is a heel turn for Jeremy.

00:55:55.840 I don't know what has happened, but he's chosen a path where he's not doing this logic

00:56:00.160 stuff anymore.

00:56:00.660 And I, I love it.

00:56:02.660 I'm here for it.

00:56:03.440 I support you.

00:56:04.220 I like, I like to have the contrarian guy in the, because he's always, he's going to be

00:56:08.620 the contrarian and there's something great about that because you can just take whatever

00:56:12.400 stance you want and then just destroy literally just a couple of faggots, retards, whatever

00:56:16.860 you want to, you can just do whatever you want because like, who gives a fuck?

00:56:19.940 Like, I don't have to care about what he, you realize he's telling, he's, he's telling

00:56:24.100 a man that carries around a duffel bag filled with firearms, that he's a pussy over every

00:56:28.740 time he engages with him.

00:56:29.900 I've thought about this too.

00:56:31.220 I mean, but the closest person to actually going and fighting him is, is Dave Smith.

00:56:35.180 Like, you wouldn't say that to me in person and then like, I bet I would.

00:56:40.440 It's a lose, lose for Maj.

00:56:41.840 Like, because for me, if, I don't know, let's say he was really like real mad at me and like,

00:56:46.660 then he saw me and he put a gun to my head.

00:56:48.240 I would grab the gun and I'd say, pull, fucking do it.

00:56:51.500 Like, I dare you.

00:56:52.660 You cannot out crazy top.

00:56:54.440 It's not going to happen.

00:56:54.980 Have you, you guys have seen what my kids have been doing to me, right?

00:56:57.720 Yeah.

00:56:58.100 I said, just do it.

00:56:59.000 Put me out of my misery.

00:56:59.940 You lose everything.

00:57:01.900 You lose.

00:57:02.620 If you lose everything, I get to sleep soundly.

00:57:06.660 If he doesn't shoot me, I call him a fucking pussy.

00:57:09.440 And then I win.

00:57:10.560 If you shoot me, you go, you go to jail.

00:57:12.640 And I also win anyway, cause I'll be, I'll be just fine.

00:57:15.360 I won't have to deal with this second wave of COVID.

00:57:18.480 That's going to happen.

00:57:19.400 That's going to happen to Maj anyway, though.

00:57:20.920 The jail part.

00:57:22.160 Yeah.

00:57:22.340 Most likely.

00:57:23.040 Yeah.

00:57:23.280 Unfortunately, he's, he's chosen a bad path.

00:57:25.520 You know what?

00:57:25.920 They're, they're actually, look, they're talking about him in the chat here.

00:57:29.480 Crazy.

00:57:30.520 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:57:31.680 I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't talk bad about former, uh, um, guests of the show.

00:57:36.580 So he was on for like, like 30 minutes.

00:57:40.500 Yeah.

00:57:40.660 He, he, he dropped off after my question, which is, I, I think my question was literally,

00:57:45.960 it was, it was, it was a good question.

00:57:48.300 If I was at, like, if we're doing the stupid show we were doing back then, which was mostly

00:57:52.980 libertarian political talk, but I asked him, I was like, how are you now thinking about

00:57:58.760 it now is like, it's kind of, for the record, for the record, he didn't like that style of

00:58:02.260 the show.

00:58:02.460 Cause he doesn't know anything about libertarian, but what I, what I, um, what I asked him was,

00:58:07.480 how are you going to deal with, uh, getting guns in the black community?

00:58:10.700 Because he talks, always talks about going in there, letting, getting them to buy guns.

00:58:13.920 I was like, if gun prices are raising up so much, they can't buy them.

00:58:16.740 Oh shit.

00:58:17.380 And that's what I asked him and then he couldn't hear, but I was like, but then I'm thinking

00:58:20.520 about it.

00:58:20.760 I'm like, I just called black people really poor.

00:58:25.300 There's actually a cheat code to getting guns.

00:58:26.960 Once you have one, you can get as many as you want.

00:58:28.860 Oh yeah.

00:58:29.080 Just go, just give me the fucking, yeah, that's true.

00:58:31.340 Infinite gun cheat code.

00:58:32.340 Yeah.

00:58:32.580 But I was, I was, I was interested, I was interested to actually hear what he was going to say because

00:58:37.120 I was like, yeah, they're at that time it was in like, you know, in 2020 when guns

00:58:40.980 prices went like insanely high.

00:58:43.380 Like nobody could, because they like everyone was buying guns, they couldn't get them.

00:58:47.080 And I was like, well, how are you going to like inner city kids?

00:58:50.460 Like Maj, they're buying these expensive Jordans and you expect them to also buy guns?

00:58:54.520 Yeah, they can't.

00:58:55.620 It doesn't seem feasible.

00:58:56.740 They're buying crack cocaine.

00:58:58.020 Can you buy firearms with EBT?

00:59:00.400 I don't think so.

00:59:02.040 Only high point.

00:59:04.700 Kill tech.

00:59:07.000 Should we, it's a good question.

00:59:08.480 Should we be arming more black people?

00:59:10.420 I don't think so.

00:59:11.760 Oh my God.

00:59:12.600 And you answered it on the next one.

00:59:14.680 Where I'm from.

00:59:15.640 Yeah.

00:59:15.940 It was like, they were the only ones with guns.

00:59:18.520 It's crazy.

00:59:19.080 They were the only ones shooting.

00:59:20.440 But I think that's the problem though.

00:59:21.900 Because like if, if you have, if everyone's armed and people are pretty polite, it's,

00:59:25.820 it's when you have a certain unarmed population that gets bad.

00:59:29.140 Certain.

00:59:29.500 Oh, so I think when you have a certain armed population, we're like, no, no, no, I meant

00:59:35.820 like certain unarmed, like the Asians in New York, I think they're pretty much unarmed and

00:59:39.980 they are paying a major, major price.

00:59:43.060 Yeah.

00:59:43.660 It was true.

00:59:44.340 Not like, not like the fucking LA riots when the Asians were the cool ones with the guns.

00:59:48.800 The roofed up Koreans.

00:59:49.200 Well, that was, I think gun, gun laws are way looser, or at least they were for sure

00:59:53.500 in LA back then than they are in New York.

00:59:55.900 So man, I, man.

00:59:57.420 Koreans are fucking base, dude.

01:00:00.300 I love Koreans.

01:00:00.780 They're pretty cool.

01:00:01.660 And they fucking hate Japanese people.

01:00:04.120 They're fucking racist as shit.

01:00:05.400 That's awesome too.

01:00:06.180 They hate them, dude.

01:00:07.420 And I think they have a high star to you too.

01:00:09.360 In Oppenheimer, they cheered whenever the bombs fell.

01:00:12.140 In Oppenheimer, the movie.

01:00:13.340 Jesus.

01:00:13.720 Wow.

01:00:14.120 Like in the theater, they like cheered.

01:00:16.460 That's amazing.

01:00:17.680 They're awesome in StarCraft too as well.

01:00:19.780 So respect.

01:00:21.020 Were you a StarCraft player?

01:00:22.160 Yeah.

01:00:22.900 Me too.

01:00:23.980 Yeah.

01:00:24.340 I could fucking kick your ass, dude.

01:00:25.960 I don't know.

01:00:28.240 You probably rocked.

01:00:28.660 The second thing y'all share after ED.

01:00:32.880 So it's like you'd kick my ass now with that low T you want.

01:00:36.980 I don't know what it would be.

01:00:38.120 I don't know if it would be a type of ED or not, but in my case, it means that I never

01:00:41.840 don't have a boner.

01:00:43.760 That's not.

01:00:44.620 That actually is an extra erectile dysfunction.

01:00:48.720 Yes.

01:00:49.060 Which would you rather have?

01:00:50.660 Oh, dude.

01:00:51.280 That's a good question.

01:00:52.120 Yeah.

01:00:52.900 An always boner or a never boner.

01:00:55.960 Would you rather have an always boner that nobody ever notices?

01:00:59.940 Or a never boner that everybody does notice?

01:01:10.320 I would probably go with the...

01:01:12.560 This might be a good name of the episode.

01:01:14.280 Or a hyper function.

01:01:16.580 Never boner.

01:01:18.440 Never boner is a great...

01:01:19.820 I mean, a boner that nobody notices still sounds better.

01:01:23.980 Right?

01:01:24.400 Or was it the opposite?

01:01:26.320 No, no.

01:01:26.840 Yeah.

01:01:26.960 It's a boner that no one notices.

01:01:28.040 Okay.

01:01:28.320 Yeah.

01:01:28.420 Then I'm going to go boner.

01:01:29.240 Because I don't want people knowing all the time that, in fact, my dick doesn't work.

01:01:33.280 Even though Toad let the cat out of the bag earlier.

01:01:35.040 But I feel like you can still come with both.

01:01:37.820 That's the whole thing.

01:01:38.360 You can come without getting a boner.

01:01:40.200 A real soft dick.

01:01:41.040 Right.

01:01:41.360 You can soak, baby.

01:01:42.800 God, I've never done that.

01:01:44.600 It's possible.

01:01:45.200 It's possible.

01:01:46.000 I've done it.

01:01:48.920 Wait, so you've come without being hard, but you can't come to your wife's blowjob.

01:01:55.100 It's a bit odd, yeah.

01:01:56.320 Just digging that hole deeper.

01:01:57.460 I am glad she's not in this room.

01:01:59.660 No, seriously.

01:02:00.460 I have come because...

01:02:01.540 And I'm not saying soft.

01:02:02.780 I'm not like fucking normal.

01:02:04.960 Like right now soft.

01:02:05.960 Oh, so you have ED.

01:02:07.540 No.

01:02:08.500 It's just like...

01:02:09.360 If you're coming while your dick's not hard, I think you have ED.

01:02:12.440 Oh, fuck.

01:02:13.500 I mean, I came while I pissed, but I also wasn't hard.

01:02:17.020 It's just dripping out.

01:02:18.020 He's like, it just drips out all the time.

01:02:19.340 It burns a little, but I don't know.

01:02:20.800 Oh, that's syphilis.

01:02:22.020 No, it's just like there's some times where you're not fully...

01:02:25.620 You're not all the way erect.

01:02:26.840 You're not rock hard.

01:02:28.100 Okay, yeah.

01:02:28.880 You're like half chub.

01:02:31.080 Yeah.

01:02:31.480 And still you came.

01:02:33.060 Honestly, I think that's...

01:02:33.600 Yeah, you have ED, bro.

01:02:34.840 That's the best, though.

01:02:35.900 That's the best.

01:02:37.040 It's happening.

01:02:37.480 Why is that the best?

01:02:39.060 I don't know.

01:02:40.240 I don't think it's the best.

01:02:41.380 That's him.

01:02:41.780 He's going as the best.

01:02:43.580 Here's the problem, though, with choosing the...

01:02:45.900 Have you ever been too hard?

01:02:47.640 Yes.

01:02:48.080 And then it's not as like, this is not the best.

01:02:50.260 I hate that.

01:02:50.800 I will say this, though.

01:02:51.680 Morning sex with Morningwood?

01:02:52.940 Yo, I shoot...

01:02:53.940 It's painful.

01:02:55.140 You know Tom Segura's ropes?

01:02:56.580 I shoot Tom Segura ropes when I'm that hard.

01:02:58.420 When it's like, when it's that hard.

01:03:00.400 Like, where it hurts.

01:03:01.820 Remember when it's so hard, it hurts.

01:03:03.000 You're like, I need to get this poison out.

01:03:04.960 And then it comes out and you're like, oh, I just blew a hole through the wall.

01:03:08.700 Whenever you're in a church talk once that day, and then you get hard again, but you get

01:03:13.140 that extra hard, and you're literally like, oh, this is painful.

01:03:15.660 It's like a numb pain.

01:03:17.660 Imagine doing it 32 times.

01:03:20.600 God.

01:03:21.320 Jesus.

01:03:21.980 Yeah.

01:03:22.800 It still disturbs me that you did that to yourself.

01:03:24.940 I think the ever boner, though, I don't know if you'd actually want to choose that,

01:03:29.040 because wouldn't that mean that you'd be like losing blood to your brain?

01:03:32.880 Is that why that guy's called Everhard?

01:03:34.400 Wouldn't that kill you?

01:03:35.000 Or is he Everlast?

01:03:36.600 Everlast.

01:03:37.200 Everlast.

01:03:37.620 Oh, yeah.

01:03:39.000 Everhard.

01:03:39.460 He might have...

01:03:40.280 Well, that's Joe's name.

01:03:41.840 The white rapper Everhard.

01:03:43.720 He kind of looks like him now, too.

01:03:45.900 I can't unsee it.

01:03:47.160 It's the Everlasting Boner.

01:03:50.380 Oh, fuck.

01:03:51.560 I got to pull up a picture of that.

01:03:52.680 He's one of the greatest singers of all time.

01:03:54.620 Who is it?

01:03:55.500 Everlast.

01:03:56.120 Everlast.

01:03:56.640 He's...

01:03:56.880 No clue who that is.

01:03:57.880 Wow.

01:03:58.400 Oh, boy.

01:03:58.980 I'm telling you, like, if you want to deep dive into what I...

01:04:02.200 Think that's what it's like.

01:04:04.040 Things I don't know about, it's fucking music.

01:04:06.960 No fucking clue.

01:04:07.800 I don't...

01:04:08.220 Like, I listen...

01:04:08.720 I finally...

01:04:09.220 The only time I listen to music is at the gym.

01:04:11.100 I listen to heavy metal, and that's the only time I...

01:04:13.340 He looks like...

01:04:14.220 What the fuck?

01:04:14.780 No.

01:04:15.040 He has hair.

01:04:16.840 Yeah, but aside from that...

01:04:18.520 He's not wearing, like, weird socks.

01:04:20.200 Wikipedia.

01:04:20.460 Yeah.

01:04:20.880 I don't know.

01:04:21.460 He's just...

01:04:21.680 These are underarmers.

01:04:22.820 God damn it.

01:04:23.180 I suppose this is not the best analogy, but whatever.

01:04:25.500 Elizabeth hates if I ever wear crew socks.

01:04:27.320 Like, that...

01:04:28.220 She literally...

01:04:28.980 Like, she...

01:04:29.500 I actually was going to go out to the gym with some crew socks on, because it was, like,

01:04:32.820 all I had that was clean, and she was like, no, you're not.

01:04:34.920 You're not leaving the house wearing crew socks.

01:04:37.580 Like, you're wearing ankle socks with the...

01:04:39.080 Like, I'm not letting you do that.

01:04:40.180 I can't be seen with you.

01:04:41.660 So now...

01:04:42.080 You know when your significant other does that, that you need to divorce them, right?

01:04:45.160 Oh, no, really?

01:04:46.080 Yeah.

01:04:46.620 Is it time?

01:04:47.160 Yeah.

01:04:48.060 Why do you say that?

01:04:49.720 That's control.

01:04:51.480 That's too much control.

01:04:53.020 Too much control?

01:04:53.900 Yeah.

01:04:54.360 Should I go tell her now?

01:04:55.280 Yeah.

01:04:55.820 I mean...

01:04:56.160 I should go there and...

01:04:57.060 So yesterday, Cole's kid was screaming, like, in the middle...

01:05:01.080 Like, before we were going to start the show.

01:05:03.440 It was right before and right at the end of the show.

01:05:05.400 And I just like to imagine that, like, he's, like, screaming, and Elizabeth just goes and

01:05:10.340 turns over, and then Cole has to run up there and help the baby, and she's just, like...

01:05:14.400 I'm not lying.

01:05:14.920 I'm not lying.

01:05:15.520 That actually happened.

01:05:16.380 I believe it.

01:05:16.840 I love it.

01:05:17.780 I'm not lying.

01:05:18.400 Oh, my God.

01:05:19.560 Here's the thing.

01:05:20.460 I got up there.

01:05:21.420 She was in bed.

01:05:22.680 He's screaming, and I was like, I brought you some milk, and I was like, here you go.

01:05:26.280 And she was like, you fucking hero.

01:05:29.160 That's so gangster.

01:05:31.140 But what it was...

01:05:32.060 See, I view it totally the opposite.

01:05:34.060 Yeah.

01:05:34.460 You think it's gangster?

01:05:35.400 I think it's crazy.

01:05:36.640 You see, you just love crazy gangster shit.

01:05:39.260 Yeah, I do.

01:05:39.780 No, but what it was is she had taken care of him all day because she did all the flights

01:05:44.680 and everything.

01:05:44.860 And then also, at the same time, the funny thing was, like, he didn't give a fuck about

01:05:48.560 me.

01:05:49.000 He was like, I want mom to hold me and, like, and cradle me.

01:05:52.200 And so, like, I was trying to do it, and he still cried.

01:05:53.940 Give it to her.

01:05:54.480 Immediately, he just, like, went...

01:05:55.720 It sucks that they aren't just in the womb until they get past the terrible twos.

01:06:00.240 You know, like, just come out.

01:06:01.140 Just keep him in there.

01:06:01.680 Just come out when you're cool.

01:06:03.140 Keep him in a vat.

01:06:04.160 Yeah.

01:06:04.380 My son is three.

01:06:05.500 I'm putting him in a vat right now.

01:06:06.940 Some people should never leave the womb.

01:06:08.500 That was actually what God...

01:06:10.000 That was God's first plan.

01:06:11.780 This guy.

01:06:13.320 You do look like a big fetus.

01:06:16.700 I was thinking that, yeah.

01:06:18.120 By the way, God's original plan for women was for that to happen.

01:06:20.780 And then just the men never fucked him anymore because their vaginas were ruined.

01:06:24.020 He was like...

01:06:24.740 They were in there until two.

01:06:25.760 He was like, yeah, we can...

01:06:26.740 And then he was like, we should let him out early.

01:06:29.260 No fucking way.

01:06:30.040 And the guy's like, we're not going to touch them anymore.

01:06:31.380 They're only having one kid because no one can get off anymore.

01:06:34.600 They birthed a 40-pound toad.

01:06:36.620 God was like, listen, it's a big sin if you kill you.

01:06:38.560 Stop killing your kids.

01:06:39.820 You got to raise them.

01:06:40.660 That is why babies are cute, though.

01:06:45.460 Because otherwise, you just strangle all of them.

01:06:46.860 Yeah, it's natural selection.

01:06:47.560 I say that about my son all the time.

01:06:48.720 I look at him.

01:06:49.180 I'm like, God, if you weren't cute, I would just close this car door and drive away from you.

01:06:54.060 Your kids are adorable.

01:06:55.300 Otherwise, they're very obnoxious.

01:06:56.920 Yes.

01:06:58.080 Yeah.

01:06:58.660 I was like, hey, guys, why don't you go play at your grandparents' house?

01:07:01.240 They're like, no.

01:07:02.200 And I was like, I wasn't even asking.

01:07:04.980 I was telling you.

01:07:05.840 You realize I'm your father, right?

01:07:07.700 And they were like, fuck you.

01:07:09.980 I was like, all right, this is embarrassing.

01:07:11.640 I have my friends over.

01:07:13.040 I'm embarrassing in front of my friends.

01:07:14.400 Apparently, Ofer says I'm Mack from Always Sunday.

01:07:16.600 Is that true?

01:07:17.740 Yeah.

01:07:18.380 Your body fluctuations are very much Mack.

01:07:20.960 Yeah.

01:07:21.380 You've gone from fat to jack.

01:07:22.960 And he will be fat again.

01:07:24.460 Trust me.

01:07:24.980 Trust me on this.

01:07:26.040 Three years from now, he's going to be 250.

01:07:27.740 Wait, did Mack get fat again?

01:07:29.500 Oh, my God.

01:07:30.360 It's so funny.

01:07:31.100 Ann Cole is gay and retarded, so he is Mack.

01:07:34.760 Yeah.

01:07:35.200 Good point.

01:07:35.800 Yeah.

01:07:36.220 Good point.

01:07:36.820 Who's our Charlie Day?

01:07:37.820 Wait, he's gay in the show, too?

01:07:39.240 Yeah.

01:07:39.500 He's gay.

01:07:40.180 He's closeted.

01:07:41.420 Closeted gay?

01:07:41.860 Not anymore.

01:07:42.960 Yeah.

01:07:43.700 Really?

01:07:44.160 He came out.

01:07:44.580 Because of the show, he was always trying to get pussy.

01:07:46.340 Yeah, but he was gay.

01:07:47.620 He came out.

01:07:48.080 Yeah.

01:07:48.400 Oh, my God.

01:07:49.420 Which one?

01:07:50.560 Mack.

01:07:51.580 Oh, nice.

01:07:52.640 The guy that was fat that became in shape just like Cole.

01:07:55.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:55.620 Who also pretended to be straight but is also gay.

01:07:58.340 Well, he was normal.

01:08:00.040 Then he became fat.

01:08:01.160 And then he got super jacked.

01:08:02.900 And the actor, Rob McElhinney, actually did that.

01:08:05.760 Like, those were actual body transformations.

01:08:07.840 I know.

01:08:08.140 Yeah.

01:08:08.440 No, no.

01:08:08.940 CGI for this fucking low-budget show?

01:08:11.140 Yeah.

01:08:11.320 No, but he was fat.

01:08:12.940 Then he got in shape.

01:08:13.620 Then he got really fat.

01:08:14.840 And then he got in incredible shape.

01:08:16.280 So, I assume you're on the same arc.

01:08:18.700 Oh, this is just my regular in shape.

01:08:22.200 So, I get to get really fat.

01:08:23.520 And then get shredded.

01:08:24.940 I can't wait for the really fat phase.

01:08:27.580 Oh, yeah.

01:08:28.120 Well, I'm going to bulk over the winner, too.

01:08:29.920 I'm going to get up to 200.

01:08:30.380 We're going to kill you.

01:08:31.240 No, no, no.

01:08:32.060 No.

01:08:32.660 We won't need to.

01:08:33.660 He'll be so funny then.

01:08:35.100 Because he's been so unfunny recently.

01:08:37.480 So, like.

01:08:43.660 Wrong.

01:08:45.140 Wrong again.

01:08:46.900 Yesterday.

01:08:47.260 Oh, he did that tranny.

01:08:48.920 I did watch that episode where he dated a tranny in season two.

01:08:51.960 Oh, I forgot about that.

01:08:53.340 Yeah.

01:08:53.520 Yeah, this is a good question.

01:08:55.500 So, yeah.

01:08:55.720 You missed the episode.

01:08:56.900 He stole a bunch of dogs.

01:08:58.680 And first off.

01:08:59.820 So, I'll just bring it up.

01:09:01.260 I watched the clip.

01:09:02.300 So, I know broadly.

01:09:03.340 He just had a bunch of dogs dying.

01:09:05.420 And were you.

01:09:06.280 Ask him how he got the dogs.

01:09:07.620 This is a question.

01:09:08.340 Oh, okay.

01:09:08.660 Go ahead.

01:09:09.140 I would take them from my grandparents' neighbor.

01:09:12.460 Like, he didn't own these dogs.

01:09:14.660 I want to say this.

01:09:15.600 Now, in the libertarian sense.

01:09:17.820 In the libertarian sense, I guess he homesteaded them.

01:09:20.880 Can you take something if he didn't have that?

01:09:23.520 We'll talk about this again tonight when Jose's here.

01:09:25.580 We should.

01:09:26.200 Yeah, we should.

01:09:26.840 If stray dogs congregate at your house because you feed them, are they yours?

01:09:33.460 No.

01:09:34.220 Okay.

01:09:34.780 So, then I didn't steal them.

01:09:36.540 Because they would congregate at his house.

01:09:38.080 He would feed the stray dogs from the area.

01:09:40.320 They would come to his house.

01:09:40.980 And then I would go over there and I would take whenever I wanted a dog.

01:09:43.860 I would just go over there and take a dog.

01:09:44.800 They weren't coming into his property.

01:09:46.040 Whenever I wanted.

01:09:47.080 Do you hear this?

01:09:48.080 Whenever I wanted a dog, I'd just take a dog.

01:09:51.740 And then I would feed it antifreeze.

01:09:53.840 No, no, no, no.

01:09:55.020 Yes.

01:09:55.600 See how long it'll last.

01:09:57.320 I would take it over to my grandparents' house.

01:09:59.200 My grandpa was a mechanic.

01:10:00.920 He had his own mechanic shop on the premises.

01:10:03.160 So, he just had antifreeze sitting out.

01:10:05.320 Oh.

01:10:05.860 Dogs.

01:10:06.360 Antifreeze smells like sweet nectar.

01:10:08.820 Like, it literally smells so good.

01:10:10.260 So, these dogs would fucking drink it?

01:10:11.840 Drink it.

01:10:12.440 This is what he's saying.

01:10:13.160 If it smells so good, why can't you drink it?

01:10:15.000 Yeah.

01:10:15.220 Yeah.

01:10:16.480 Honestly, open the show.

01:10:17.340 You can drink it.

01:10:18.240 Go ahead and drink it.

01:10:19.120 By the way, there's lemon-lime, like, soda in your car.

01:10:24.640 If you just open up where the antifreeze comes out at, drink it.

01:10:27.120 It's lemon-lime soda.

01:10:27.940 It's delicious.

01:10:28.820 Like, just suck it down.

01:10:30.940 They're saying Clint is definitely a dentist.

01:10:32.840 God damn it.

01:10:33.360 I don't want to be a dentist.

01:10:35.200 Because of the implication.

01:10:37.540 Yeah, but I'm.

01:10:38.500 I'm Frank, so I'm totally Frank.

01:10:39.780 Oh, you are Frank.

01:10:40.840 Yeah, that sucks.

01:10:41.440 Oh, man.

01:10:41.760 Oh, that's the worst.

01:10:43.780 God, he's so gross with his fucking nail.

01:10:46.120 Whatever he calls it, his nail knife.

01:10:47.680 Ugh, what a sick bastard.

01:10:49.120 I guess Jose would have to be, like, Cricket or something.

01:10:51.520 Maybe I'm Charlie.

01:10:52.560 I don't know.

01:10:53.280 Nope.

01:10:53.920 Nope.

01:10:54.540 You're Frank.

01:10:56.080 Then Jose would be Charlie, and you would be the woman.

01:10:58.680 You'd be D.

01:10:59.640 You'd be D.

01:11:00.540 You'd be D.

01:11:02.100 Well, D is a complete psychopath, so it kind of makes sense.

01:11:04.840 Yeah.

01:11:05.420 I'll take it.

01:11:06.140 D for Dami.

01:11:07.040 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:11:07.680 Don't talk to you, please.

01:11:08.680 Oh, sorry.

01:11:09.360 Although Dennis also is.

01:11:11.100 Well, we used to do show intros where we would use that font on the black, you know, the

01:11:16.920 white on black.

01:11:17.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:18.400 So, we need to do It's Always Sunny graphic, the tower game.

01:11:23.660 Yeah.

01:11:24.300 Yeah, we could do that.

01:11:25.440 Make that happen again.

01:11:26.860 Go come from the dog feed dog world.

01:11:30.520 All right.

01:11:31.020 So, let me make sure I understand this story.

01:11:33.060 So, you're adopting these unadopted, unpossessed dogs, street dogs, essentially.

01:11:39.220 You're bringing them into your grandfather's garage.

01:11:41.680 He's a mechanic.

01:11:42.320 He has antifreeze.

01:11:43.400 They drink the antifreeze.

01:11:44.480 They die.

01:11:45.080 You never figure out what the correlation is.

01:11:46.920 You do this repeatedly.

01:11:48.300 I knew.

01:11:48.740 I knew they were drinking antifreeze.

01:11:50.620 Okay.

01:11:51.380 I just really like dogs.

01:11:53.480 I just, and so I want them to be around me.

01:11:55.960 Right.

01:11:56.540 He likes dogs so much, he kills them.

01:11:58.680 Yeah, you like them a lot, but not enough to prevent them from killing themselves.

01:12:02.780 I'm doing the definition of insanity.

01:12:04.200 I just keep trying it over and over again.

01:12:05.960 Dude, did the dogs just like vomit up blood and shit?

01:12:08.800 Oh, dude, it's so bad.

01:12:09.640 It must have been tragic.

01:12:10.740 This is why he's got no emotion towards anything.

01:12:12.920 Oh, yeah.

01:12:13.620 He's seen so many of these dogs just pass.

01:12:15.960 Dude, it's diarrhea, straight diarrhea, nonstop.

01:12:19.400 He went through a lifetime full of emotion one day.

01:12:22.240 The next day, got another dog.

01:12:24.820 Stole another dog.

01:12:25.780 God, I just, whenever he felt like getting a dog.

01:12:27.340 He watched this for months on end, and then he goes and he takes a thousand charges in

01:12:30.640 basketball, and here he is.

01:12:32.600 But his family members are also out there killing other dogs in other circumstances.

01:12:36.920 Oh, yeah.

01:12:37.200 I told stories about like how I had.

01:12:39.380 It's insane.

01:12:39.680 It's totally insane.

01:12:40.900 I mean, if you're a dog and Cole has adopted you, you're like, fuck me.

01:12:46.740 I've had two separate different dachshunds, like small dogs, get ripped apart by German

01:12:53.000 shepherds, by like grabbing them on the tail and on the nose and just ripping them apart.

01:12:57.640 Right in front of you?

01:12:58.520 Not right in front of me, but I saw the aftermath, and I saw one of them, my grandparents, I said,

01:13:02.720 they kept alive by giving it like nose reconstruction surgery for long enough, but it didn't even have any bones left.

01:13:10.100 Jimmy, no face bones.

01:13:12.580 Yeah, his tongue was hanging out.

01:13:14.520 It would drool, and it would stink.

01:13:16.220 It started rotting, and so like it's nose stunk, and it would smell like dead flesh, and then they had to feed it.

01:13:22.900 You're like, fi, don't.

01:13:24.980 It would open his mouth.

01:13:26.480 Fido joke if you didn't touch it.

01:13:27.600 They would take, which if you, which you have like the wet dog food, like they would take that, and they had to put it in like a syringe and squirt it down its throat for it to eat.

01:13:38.400 Yeah.

01:13:39.660 I hate it so much.

01:13:40.700 It's a horrible story.

01:13:41.960 Yeah.

01:13:42.140 Did you, that does bring up a recent memory.

01:13:45.840 Did you travel to New York and visit Crip Daddy last week?

01:13:49.580 Yeah, I was like, hey, Crip Daddy, I got a pizza party planned for you, dude.

01:13:52.500 I can't wait to come see you, man.

01:13:53.760 He's like, why does this pizza smell like antifreeze?

01:13:58.440 Why does this pizza smell like antifreeze?

01:14:01.740 Yeah, that was good.

01:14:03.180 I didn't know you, I didn't know you could do a Crip and Pricing.

01:14:05.600 Yeah, you can do it like this.

01:14:07.800 Hey, guys.

01:14:11.540 This is blasphemy.

01:14:12.820 I fucked my mother last night.

01:14:17.560 Yo, that is stellar.

01:14:19.660 That is stuff.

01:14:20.200 The material, the material's not good, but.

01:14:22.080 I would have to work on the material.

01:14:24.460 Yo, seriously, just go listen to his latest special and then fucking just rip it.

01:14:29.700 It's great, yeah.

01:14:31.920 How did he tweet?

01:14:33.380 Because his hands were always like, like real hard.

01:14:35.960 Did he like.

01:14:36.820 Text a speech.

01:14:37.940 Oh, yeah.

01:14:38.520 Yeah.

01:14:38.780 Same thing as Stephen Hawking.

01:14:40.460 Because random text speeches mean I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

01:14:43.580 Yeah, well, I assumed, I assumed Crip was using like the Hawking's like the eye shit where

01:14:48.040 he's like.

01:14:48.780 Or he's just telling his mom with a tweet and it was like the most insane, nasty shit.

01:14:53.040 And mom would be like, oh, my God.

01:14:54.280 Can you imagine if, you know, before there was toxic text, his mom's just sitting there

01:14:59.080 like, God, I can't wait for some sort of innovation so I don't have to keep doing this.

01:15:03.000 Keep doing this.

01:15:03.640 His brain is full of things I can't.

01:15:05.620 He keeps making me sext all these guys.

01:15:07.620 Oh, my God.

01:15:10.300 Imagine like, moms, take a picture of my dick.

01:15:13.720 I got to send it.

01:15:16.960 That's so sad.

01:15:18.340 That's so sad.

01:15:19.100 He couldn't even sext.

01:15:20.460 Like, he was still one of the, like, I don't know how the fuck he was doing it.

01:15:23.800 Probably talking to text, but he was one of the funniest tweeters ever.

01:15:26.280 I like to think he was just like.

01:15:30.560 And like all this shit was like.

01:15:32.060 He just had a keyboard vertical and he would just roll towards his nose and hit it.

01:15:36.100 He would just be like, man, with his jazzy.

01:15:39.520 This is why he only had like one tweet a day because he spent the whole time trying it.

01:15:45.320 But it was a fucking banger because he had all day to think about it.

01:15:49.500 Exactly.

01:15:49.780 He's like, I better get this right before I fucking write this.

01:15:51.740 Now, imagine he goes like this and there's a typo in the first word.

01:15:54.580 And he's like, hold, delete.

01:15:57.340 I'll be here for another three hours.

01:16:00.140 He's literally a retarded tweeter.

01:16:03.040 I wouldn't say he's a retarded.

01:16:03.840 I'd say you're a retarded tweeter.

01:16:05.200 I'd say he's a disabled tweeter.

01:16:06.860 Yeah.

01:16:07.500 Yeah.

01:16:08.780 That was rude.

01:16:09.620 I don't care.

01:16:10.660 You didn't have to do it into the microphone.

01:16:14.640 This is your mom's house thing.

01:16:16.640 I have to like shit and fart.

01:16:19.440 We should have a fart mic in honor of your mom's house.

01:16:22.220 Oh.

01:16:24.120 I got to return these.

01:16:25.480 The Amazon receivership is just like, you get a customer service message.

01:16:34.460 It's like, we're not taking these.

01:16:36.420 We're not taking this back.

01:16:37.300 These smell like shit.

01:16:38.660 He's brown.

01:16:39.920 Did you use this on your ass?

01:16:44.480 Oh, man.

01:16:45.340 We talked about that last night.

01:16:46.720 We did.

01:16:47.260 We did.

01:16:48.380 God.

01:16:49.020 Are we running out of material?

01:16:50.500 No.

01:16:50.980 No.

01:16:51.220 We said, oh my God.

01:16:52.100 I could go all day, man.

01:16:53.740 Cole is rehashing mine from last night in that case.

01:16:56.540 I was the one that said I was going to rub the mic on my ass.

01:16:59.940 All right, guys.

01:17:00.400 Wait.

01:17:00.560 Big brain time.

01:17:01.260 Back to big brain time again.

01:17:02.720 Oh, yeah.

01:17:02.900 Is that what this is supposed to be?

01:17:03.540 We'll finish it out.

01:17:04.380 We got another 13.

01:17:05.120 We'll go an hour and a half.

01:17:06.540 This has been big brain the entire time, no?

01:17:08.680 That's true.

01:17:09.280 You're right.

01:17:09.700 It's true.

01:17:10.120 It's been slightly less retarded than what we're used to.

01:17:12.340 We all have encephalitis.

01:17:18.160 Hit the music.

01:17:20.080 I don't even know what that means.

01:17:21.540 We all have encephalitis.

01:17:23.740 Does that mean we have a big head like the Zika kids?

01:17:26.460 Is that what that was?

01:17:27.160 I think it's a small head, right?

01:17:28.420 No.

01:17:28.760 Encephalitis is the inflammation of the head.

01:17:30.760 It's inflammation of the brain.

01:17:32.300 It's the brain.

01:17:33.360 We don't know this shit.

01:17:34.420 This guy's out here with the 155 IQ.

01:17:36.260 At least I think.

01:17:37.040 What are we thinking about Vivek Ramaswamy and his performance?

01:17:42.120 It's Vivek.

01:17:43.420 I'm going to be.

01:17:44.800 I feel like he is the fakest motherfucker I've seen in a long time.

01:17:49.180 And, you know, thanks.

01:17:49.800 Shout out to Vivek for, you know, coming to my aid when I was.

01:17:54.900 You're just like Jose.

01:17:55.660 You just refused to say it right.

01:17:56.900 I love it.

01:17:57.260 I'm not going to say it right.

01:17:59.060 Ramaswamy.

01:18:00.000 I still think.

01:18:00.660 I still think the Vishnu Ramaswamy is a fucking banger.

01:18:04.480 Ramaswamy.

01:18:05.860 Ramaswamy.

01:18:06.220 Oh, yeah.

01:18:07.560 The Vishnu Ramaswamy is a great nickname.

01:18:10.140 Sounds great.

01:18:10.700 Sounds delicious.

01:18:11.620 Yeah, I do.

01:18:12.100 I would eat that.

01:18:12.800 It would be like.

01:18:13.780 Sounds delicious.

01:18:14.440 Sounds spicy.

01:18:15.280 I'm like spicy number six, please.

01:18:17.940 Get some of that white sauce.

01:18:19.660 It'll give you diarrhea.

01:18:20.880 Also, this is my whole.

01:18:22.380 This is my whole take on Vivek.

01:18:23.720 It's going to put a divide between myself and Anomaly that we may never recover from.

01:18:28.300 Because Anomaly is 100% near camp.

01:18:30.540 He's like total fraud.

01:18:31.620 And I'm like.

01:18:32.200 I'm like there.

01:18:33.360 I'm leaving open the possibility.

01:18:35.580 I don't think he's a total fraud.

01:18:36.960 Me neither.

01:18:37.240 I think he's full of shit.

01:18:38.540 Okay.

01:18:38.840 Well.

01:18:39.240 That's great.

01:18:41.240 Whoa.

01:18:42.560 You're going way too far.

01:18:43.920 I just think he's full of shit.

01:18:45.420 I think he believes a lot of what he's saying.

01:18:48.480 But he is definitely a politician.

01:18:50.460 I don't like his smile.

01:18:51.500 It's too perfect and practiced.

01:18:54.340 It's too Indian.

01:18:55.460 Did you see.

01:18:55.920 I'm the opposite of fucking.

01:18:58.000 Oh, my God.

01:18:58.700 Did you see DeSantis' smile?

01:19:00.140 Yeah.

01:19:01.280 Like I said.

01:19:02.000 It looks like somebody told him what a smile was before he went on stage.

01:19:05.500 And he was like.

01:19:05.720 No, no, no.

01:19:06.100 They didn't even tell.

01:19:06.840 He read it.

01:19:07.560 He read it in a book.

01:19:08.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:08.440 He was like.

01:19:09.580 He was like.

01:19:09.900 A smile is when your cheeks tighten.

01:19:12.040 How do I do this?

01:19:15.740 No, you have to watch the video because he literally says something.

01:19:18.420 He says something about like.

01:19:19.220 And America will be back.

01:19:20.640 And he says.

01:19:21.480 He says.

01:19:22.060 And I will not let you down.

01:19:24.220 Yeah.

01:19:24.400 He says.

01:19:24.780 I will not let you down.

01:19:25.580 And then he like.

01:19:26.620 It looks like he's taking a shit.

01:19:28.120 He's like.

01:19:28.820 Yo, he swallows too.

01:19:30.440 He swallows.

01:19:31.940 Does he?

01:19:32.620 Yo, he refuses to blink.

01:19:34.040 You can tell he wants to blink.

01:19:34.960 It looks like he wants to like do a bunch of shit that he's not allowing himself to do.

01:19:39.540 It's the most.

01:19:40.180 It's the most autistic thing in American political history.

01:19:44.680 Literally, it might ruin his campaign.

01:19:46.600 That one video might ruin it.

01:19:48.660 It's so bad.

01:19:49.840 I wish.

01:19:50.800 You sent it.

01:19:51.440 How did you send it at, Clint?

01:19:52.740 Because I want to find it.

01:19:53.980 Top tweeted it.

01:19:55.560 Yeah, I think I can find it here.

01:19:57.160 Yeah.

01:19:57.480 Yeah.

01:19:57.860 Look.

01:19:58.180 Oh, my God.

01:19:59.300 Trump.

01:19:59.660 You have to find him doing.

01:20:01.640 Oh, it's so bad.

01:20:02.500 Trump can use it against him.

01:20:03.720 Who are you going to vote for?

01:20:05.960 Me or Ron?

01:20:07.140 Don't smile.

01:20:07.940 Yes.

01:20:09.280 Yeah.

01:20:09.640 It's like he like he was going to smile.

01:20:12.000 He gave up halfway.

01:20:13.060 You got to see the video is the best part.

01:20:15.240 The video is the best part.

01:20:16.100 Go to your Twitter, Tom.

01:20:16.960 Dude, if I play the video, it might not stream.

01:20:19.360 But we'll try it.

01:20:20.400 I'll try it on Twitter.

01:20:21.340 You quote tweeted.

01:20:22.340 That's where I first saw it.

01:20:23.320 And I was like, holy shit.

01:20:24.880 You go see X.com and every time you go, oh, shit.

01:20:27.260 This is a.

01:20:27.760 And then you go, oh, no, it's just Twitter.

01:20:29.220 Like every time I see it.

01:20:30.440 I will say it's easier to enter.

01:20:32.280 I appreciate that.

01:20:33.020 Yeah.

01:20:33.160 But like every time I think I'm like, I'm literally going to a porn site or like what

01:20:37.080 the fuck.

01:20:37.380 Every time I type it into my browser, all my browser history comes up.

01:20:40.800 Yeah.

01:20:40.940 It's like X, X, N, X, X.

01:20:42.180 Yeah.

01:20:42.600 I get it.

01:20:43.700 X, N, X, X.

01:20:44.840 Yeah.

01:20:45.000 That's a site.

01:20:45.480 Yeah.

01:20:45.620 That's a site.

01:20:46.340 Yeah.

01:20:46.840 Wow.

01:20:47.400 You know.

01:20:47.620 Clint knows.

01:20:48.560 Clint knows.

01:20:49.460 Clint knows all the.

01:20:50.760 Despite my dick not working.

01:20:51.960 I do know all the porn sites.

01:20:53.320 I feel like just frustrating at this thing to come on.

01:20:58.540 You should beat the shit out of it.

01:20:59.760 I'm just like, show me the.

01:21:00.820 You could do it.

01:21:01.440 Show me the trannies.

01:21:02.320 Let's go.

01:21:05.160 Oh, fuck.

01:21:05.820 I love that like our jokes are creating an entire mythology about me, which is not based

01:21:10.300 in reality, but it's.

01:21:11.560 Oh, you're a fed.

01:21:12.720 Yeah.

01:21:13.080 I'm a fed that loves trannies that doesn't have a functioning dick.

01:21:17.320 It's a hell of a tale.

01:21:18.680 When you came on to this show, he was probably like, I'm going to be with these

01:21:21.700 nerds and I'm just going to be like the superstar.

01:21:23.760 Yeah.

01:21:24.060 I'm going to be.

01:21:25.020 I'll be the cool guy.

01:21:26.320 It hasn't worked out.

01:21:28.080 I'm so much cooler than these guys and I'm rich and I'm fucking dude.

01:21:30.880 I'm going to.

01:21:31.240 I'm a podcast.

01:21:32.160 Check out my car with all the colors.

01:21:33.440 Yeah, dude.

01:21:35.880 You're going to tell me that I'm not fucking cool.

01:21:37.380 My dick doesn't work.

01:21:38.020 Have you seen my primary color car?

01:21:40.780 Midlife crisis.

01:21:42.600 Do you think that someone with a fully functioning dick would have all of these primary

01:21:48.600 colors?

01:21:48.960 Me and my trendy girlfriend in the passenger seat.

01:21:51.560 That's all we can fit in here.

01:21:52.700 That's it.

01:21:53.880 I can't wait to meet Blair White and have her take a picture in that.

01:21:57.540 So that would be like the best.

01:21:58.960 Yes.

01:21:59.420 It'd be tied together.

01:22:00.180 All of our jokes.

01:22:01.060 Oh my God.

01:22:01.900 It'd be awesome.

01:22:02.840 If you did meet Blair White, would you try to fuck her?

01:22:05.340 Oh, of course.

01:22:06.700 No, I'm not.

01:22:07.120 I'm being legitimate.

01:22:08.180 Would you?

01:22:08.640 Oh, of course.

01:22:09.560 Would you be flirting?

01:22:12.900 Like, all right.

01:22:13.180 So you meet a girl, right?

01:22:15.080 Like, and you'll turn on a specific type of charm, right?

01:22:19.880 Rather than if you're like meeting a man.

01:22:21.920 And would you turn on that?

01:22:23.740 No, I would.

01:22:24.240 I would dapper up.

01:22:25.620 It's wild.

01:22:26.220 Yeah.

01:22:26.380 I'd be like, yo, what's up, hon boy?

01:22:27.880 And like, you want to get it?

01:22:28.560 Oh, dapper.

01:22:29.180 I thought she meant like dap.

01:22:30.320 Like, oh, no, no, no.

01:22:31.200 I mean, like dapper up like a, like a homie.

01:22:32.840 And then I'd be like, I'd be like, but what that mouth do though?

01:22:36.700 What that pussy do?

01:22:37.660 I'd be like, you want to, you want to, you want to go play golf and then fuck a little

01:22:40.060 bit, do you think she has that, that tiny little penis like the other one?

01:22:45.580 I hope so.

01:22:45.960 Cause otherwise it's good.

01:22:47.120 Yeah.

01:22:47.380 I think, I think the tiny penis is a lot better than she had the hamburger meat down there,

01:22:50.720 which I did think we talked about because I feel like I was once on the, the hole is

01:22:56.120 better trained, the, the cutting it off and making a fake vagina is a better train.

01:23:00.120 But now I'm going back to the other way that because I saw you want the dick.

01:23:03.840 Yeah, that's right.

01:23:05.500 Cole agrees with me.

01:23:06.740 For a while I was thinking like a fake pussy would be better, but now I'm like, that dick

01:23:13.620 looks pretty good.

01:23:14.720 This is a slippery slope because I'm going to be sitting there and be like, I want a

01:23:18.060 big dick.

01:23:18.520 Why would I not want a big dick?

01:23:19.420 Cole wants a natural man.

01:23:20.540 I want a very hard penis to look at when I'm, this is a slippery slope towards full-blown

01:23:25.400 gay.

01:23:25.620 It's a full-blown gay.

01:23:26.620 Yeah.

01:23:26.900 Full-blown AIDS.

01:23:28.560 That's next.

01:23:29.760 You're, you're on, you're on the path.

01:23:30.880 It's okay.

01:23:31.640 Uh, I mean, what I, what I honestly, probably not, but you know, it's fun to think about.

01:23:36.000 Would you treat them like a female is what I mean?

01:23:37.920 Yes.

01:23:38.400 Yeah.

01:23:38.780 I would.

01:23:39.660 I mean, if you look like a female, if you act like a female, I'm going to treat you like

01:23:43.020 a female.

01:23:43.600 It's just weird.

01:23:44.220 But like how you actually treat females where you just like constantly like flirt with them

01:23:48.220 and then like demean them.

01:23:49.580 Well, and then I drug them.

01:23:50.760 And then drug them and rape them.

01:23:51.720 Yeah.

01:23:52.360 That's why Clint fucks me.

01:23:55.460 What?

01:23:56.740 I don't know what he's doing.

01:23:58.060 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:24:01.820 It's like, I honestly don't know.

01:24:04.460 I don't know what he meant by that.

01:24:05.720 Explain it.

01:24:06.420 Yeah.

01:24:06.520 I want it.

01:24:07.040 I want to get him drunk.

01:24:07.820 I so want to get him drunk.

01:24:09.080 Stop.

01:24:09.340 No, no.

01:24:09.640 I don't think we should.

01:24:10.420 I think that's wrong.

01:24:11.160 Don't do it.

01:24:11.360 Yes.

01:24:11.740 I want to do it.

01:24:12.540 I want to do cocaine.

01:24:14.360 Cocaine.

01:24:14.720 Do cocaine, Toad.

01:24:16.220 Oh, no.

01:24:17.460 Top, Top, are you?

01:24:18.400 Top is so, we said something about cocaine and Top literally was just like, no, don't do

01:24:22.540 that.

01:24:22.880 Don't do that.

01:24:23.400 I've never done cocaine in my life and I don't intend to, but I do want Toad to do a lethal

01:24:27.360 dose of it.

01:24:27.800 Not going to do it.

01:24:28.280 You got cocaine nose, too.

01:24:29.660 I know.

01:24:30.460 Yeah.

01:24:30.680 I'm pulled for coke, but you know, it's not my thing.

01:24:33.760 You need to go take a nap, man.

01:24:35.680 I think it's time.

01:24:36.300 What is a cocaine nose, exactly?

01:24:39.000 Cocaine nose?

01:24:39.760 Is that just like a big June nose?

01:24:40.900 It's kind of like bulbous in the front.

01:24:43.260 We're looking at it.

01:24:44.080 What the fuck are you asking?

01:24:45.380 It's ready for cocaine.

01:24:46.920 It's a good snorting nose right there.

01:24:48.360 Yeah.

01:24:48.540 I can snort some stuff.

01:24:49.960 Yeah.

01:24:50.120 It's almost like his nose is like swollen.

01:24:52.340 Yeah.

01:24:53.400 A swollen nose.

01:24:54.680 Like I've been doing cocaine on my five hour drive up here.

01:24:58.400 I've just been doing those up with lines.

01:24:59.640 Have you ever seen a girl when they like pop all of the, what are these things called?

01:25:03.960 Like the little blackheads on their nose and then their nose is kind of puffy and swollen

01:25:07.080 and red.

01:25:07.780 Like that.

01:25:08.800 It's a cocaine nose.

01:25:10.240 All right.

01:25:11.120 Yeah.

01:25:11.420 What are you asking?

01:25:12.220 I don't understand.

01:25:13.040 You still haven't explained your joke.

01:25:14.380 I don't even understand what it was.

01:25:15.620 Don't let him do it.

01:25:16.680 Clint fucked me.

01:25:17.980 That's why Clint fucked me.

01:25:18.640 No, but I want to say it's like old man nose because old man, I think your nose continues

01:25:23.340 to grow, your nose and ears like keep growing when you get older.

01:25:25.900 Yeah.

01:25:26.200 Yeah.

01:25:26.620 Yeah.

01:25:26.760 I'm fucked.

01:25:27.460 By the time I'm 80, my nose is going to be like half my face.

01:25:30.000 Have you seen them because they have those big red, I mean bright red noses.

01:25:33.600 I mean, and it's just like, I don't know.

01:25:35.480 Like old men noses are weird.

01:25:37.120 Dude.

01:25:37.300 My grandpa's nose was fucking wild.

01:25:39.820 It's like it has tumors.

01:25:42.300 Yeah.

01:25:42.560 It doesn't look right.

01:25:44.160 But I saw photos of my grandpa and his nose was fucking wild when he was younger too.

01:25:48.000 So I'm like, I'm like, all right, like it'll be fucked, but it won't be like wild.

01:25:51.680 My grandpa just grew it.

01:25:53.260 It became like huge.

01:25:54.580 Would you ever get nose surgery?

01:25:58.100 He's thinking about it too.

01:25:59.460 I mean, I was just exhaling.

01:26:01.160 I mean, I'll think about it now.

01:26:04.600 I haven't thought about it.

01:26:06.100 Thanks, guys.

01:26:07.020 I'm so self-conscious.

01:26:09.000 Yeah.

01:26:09.240 I mean, now that you guys have hammered me on, I'm like, I kind of got to get another job.

01:26:12.240 Guys, you can go to ourlocals.com and we're going to be fundraising for Clint's nose surgery.

01:26:16.760 Yeah, that'd be cool.

01:26:17.580 And for his ED pills as well.

01:26:20.140 And Topps bottom surgery.

01:26:24.180 Topps bottom surgery.

01:26:26.140 That's a great category.

01:26:28.740 Yeah.

01:26:29.100 I mean, I would probably, I think I, like, I think I would probably get a facelift when

01:26:34.560 I'm like in my fifties because it like almost all of my parents have, and they all look way

01:26:40.320 better with them, but like, you just can't do it like in an extreme.

01:26:43.200 All of your parents.

01:26:44.320 How many do you have?

01:26:45.100 Three.

01:26:46.140 It is wild because you do see like women at like 21 doing facelifts now.

01:26:50.540 No, see, that's, that's a mistake because then your face is already too taut.

01:26:55.420 Wait, your dad had a facelift?

01:26:57.880 Wow.

01:26:58.240 Does he look like Joe Biden?

01:26:59.580 Like, no, no, no, no.

01:27:00.560 That's the key.

01:27:01.400 If you do it once, you'll be all right.

01:27:03.400 If you do it three, four, five times, you're fucked.

01:27:05.660 Yeah.

01:27:05.860 That's how you become a cat lady.

01:27:06.840 What is it?

01:27:07.500 What do they do?

01:27:08.000 They cut your face?

01:27:09.200 Yeah.

01:27:09.500 I think.

01:27:09.860 I think that they're tightening the skin up.

01:27:11.460 They're like literally like, oh, something like that.

01:27:13.940 So like, yes, they just pull it.

01:27:15.240 They pull it taut.

01:27:16.220 And so they're like, pull it taut.

01:27:17.940 And so, but these girls now are doing it like 21, 22.

01:27:21.160 Well, they're doing their models and they're getting like in their whole body and they're getting

01:27:23.580 the tits.

01:27:24.060 That's what's fucked up.

01:27:24.820 Because like you're, you are perfect in your twenties.

01:27:26.780 Like, why the fuck would you do that?

01:27:27.920 But they're doing it.

01:27:28.540 And, and a lot of them are doing Botox and lip fillers and shit.

01:27:32.420 Like they're blowing themselves out.

01:27:33.500 Because it's like, because the, it's gotten so like the, uh, the competition at the top

01:27:38.640 now is so like, they're having to go with like PEDs.

01:27:41.320 Like there's basically like PEDs for women.

01:27:42.820 Like they're going to like, we're going to fill the butt in.

01:27:45.300 We're going to do.

01:27:45.760 Exactly.

01:27:45.960 But, but what's so stupid about it is like, it's like juicing, like you're trying to

01:27:49.820 get the championship ring, but they ain't trying to get a ring though.

01:27:52.200 No.

01:27:52.660 You know what I'm saying?

01:27:53.240 Yeah.

01:27:53.520 They're just trying to be like as hot as possible for like Instagram fame.

01:27:57.380 And then they don't ever get wifed up and then they become like washed.

01:28:00.940 No, but there's no thought.

01:28:02.300 There's no thought to after.

01:28:03.600 Yeah.

01:28:03.980 It's just like, if I make a million, like $2 million of my OnlyFans now.

01:28:08.660 Bro, they blow that though.

01:28:09.920 Yeah.

01:28:10.200 Yeah.

01:28:10.340 That's true.

01:28:10.740 But that is what is happening.

01:28:18.160 It's crazy to see like so many, like it's like, like, all right.

01:28:21.620 So obviously I'm a man, so I can't put myself in a woman's shoes cause I'm too smart.

01:28:25.860 But like, if I, if I were a, you know, a hot 22 year old or whatever, like maybe I'd go

01:28:31.840 that route of like juicing, you know, PEDing my face up just to like, just to wife up some

01:28:37.900 rich 35 year old, but like they don't.

01:28:40.740 So, and then, and then if I, if like I'm super fly and I'm making like a million bucks

01:28:45.720 a month off of OnlyFans, I'm saving and investing every penny of it.

01:28:50.100 They don't do that either.

01:28:51.160 So it's just like, God, women are so dumb.

01:28:52.760 You know what I mean?

01:28:53.200 Would you compare that to actual juicing?

01:28:55.220 Like what Jose did?

01:28:56.200 Like, so he went on recreational steroids, got real jacked for no reason.

01:29:00.160 See, this is the, this is the fucking crazy thing.

01:29:02.100 And this once again, proves how superior men are, is that if you take roids when you're

01:29:06.500 young, it's to your benefit.

01:29:07.600 Cause it, it, your muscle memory is trained up forever.

01:29:11.220 So, so because he did it young, Jose will always have an additional capacity for musculature.

01:29:18.020 And also if you do it when you're older as well, you also get like basically roids are

01:29:22.620 awesome all the time.

01:29:23.220 All the time.

01:29:24.000 Like you can do it anytime.

01:29:25.320 It's, it's, it's, but yeah.

01:29:27.020 The problem, the problem is, is that oftentimes the people that are doing like, this is what,

01:29:30.940 this is what screws up the statistics about the safety with roids is that the people that

01:29:35.240 do roids are the people that like to live on the edge.

01:29:37.700 They do cocaine.

01:29:38.600 They're fucking crazy.

01:29:39.900 That's why they all dropped out of heart attacks, but people blame it on the roids.

01:29:42.460 And I'm like, correlation causation.

01:29:44.600 I don't know.

01:29:45.140 Yeah.

01:29:45.340 Because I mean, how, how, how, how's it going?

01:29:47.460 How am I life going to get worse if I get more testosterone?

01:29:50.080 This is retarded.

01:29:50.920 No, this is, this is some fucking big government.

01:29:53.720 Conspiracy theory.

01:29:54.400 Like they were, they were blaming Chris Benoit's, you know, murder of his entire family on,

01:29:59.040 on roid rage.

01:29:59.900 And I'm like, or it could be the thousand concussions he had as he was jumping onto full grown men.

01:30:05.580 His finishing move was a flying headbutt.

01:30:07.460 Like no one's paying attention here.

01:30:09.360 Wait, for real?

01:30:10.160 Yeah.

01:30:10.360 That was like his finisher said he would do the cripple cross face.

01:30:13.140 That was the submission.

01:30:13.940 And then the flying headbutt.

01:30:15.040 Yep.

01:30:15.420 And they're like, they're like, they're like, it's the roids though.

01:30:18.780 It's like, no, no, it's CTE, bro.

01:30:20.680 Like it's the same reason OJ did what he did.

01:30:22.820 Everything he did.

01:30:23.620 Yeah.

01:30:23.880 And Aaron Hernandez.

01:30:24.680 He would do like German suplexes.

01:30:26.480 And like, when you do that, like, you know, belly to back and you throw some dude, you're

01:30:29.780 laying there on your head too.

01:30:30.900 Oh, it reminds me of everything.

01:30:32.620 Like why roids got, um, scheduled, like where they were illegal, like, because from that,

01:30:39.040 like where you can't get them recreationally in the U S was because a kid was taking roids.

01:30:43.440 He'd like, apparently he saw like bodybuilders.

01:30:44.960 And so he was like, he started taking roids and he like, um, I think they're committed.

01:30:48.840 I think he committed suicide and they blame, they straight up blamed it on the roids.

01:30:52.980 And they're like, the whole thing was like, he has like really bad, like mental problems.

01:30:56.660 Like he's always done the, like, like, like he's really bad.

01:30:58.720 And they were like, Nope, it's the roids.

01:30:59.840 And they got it.

01:31:00.340 They got, that's how they got.

01:31:01.260 And all the, like, they brought in all the bodybuilders, like at the time, like all.

01:31:05.660 I think we're going to find out like a decade from now that roids are like, like vitamins.

01:31:09.400 They're like a super drug.

01:31:11.160 They're like, it cures cancer.

01:31:12.580 Like it's the best stuff ever.

01:31:14.680 Like we had the best drug ever.

01:31:17.200 Everyone was taken by Agra.

01:31:18.760 That's like, they're all now stroking out and shit.

01:31:20.900 But like, you could have just been on roids.

01:31:22.140 You could have just been on like a test and like trend and like Anivar.

01:31:26.580 All the old dudes I know that are fucking on, on, you know, T supplementation.

01:31:30.780 They swear by it.

01:31:31.780 They're like, they're like, no downside, all upside.

01:31:34.500 I've lost 10 years off of my life or like in the good way.

01:31:37.460 Maybe, maybe the, I mean, maybe the steroids cancel out the vaccines.

01:31:43.140 So it's probably why Jose is somewhat normal.

01:31:45.140 Oh, that's true.

01:31:46.340 Makes sense.

01:31:46.540 He's going to live because, yeah, that's true.

01:31:48.680 I wonder if he didn't have a list before the vaccine though.

01:31:51.020 He definitely did, did not.

01:31:52.480 Yeah, I thought so.

01:31:53.220 Yeah.

01:31:53.860 It's like, he's fucked with his brain.

01:31:55.320 I'm sure we've said this before, but Jose is the guy from, the brother from 50 First Dates.

01:32:00.640 Did you just get stuck closing your eyes right there?

01:32:02.800 Yeah.

01:32:03.860 Did you see that?

01:32:04.780 No, I didn't.

01:32:05.420 What happened?

01:32:05.860 I can't see him for me.

01:32:06.720 What's the time?

01:32:07.240 1.32.

01:32:09.520 I don't know what just happened.

01:32:10.800 He was like this.

01:32:13.420 I was like, I don't know what I was even thinking about.

01:32:15.360 You threw me off big time.

01:32:16.940 He was thinking of a tweet.

01:32:19.260 He's like, I think my brain malfunctioned.

01:32:21.140 Programming mode.

01:32:23.020 Say too much social anxiety for me.

01:32:25.900 Boom, boom, boom.

01:32:27.820 Restart.

01:32:28.900 Does not compute.

01:32:29.900 Turn off.

01:32:30.460 They're talking about Trump's mugshot.

01:32:31.500 We do have to mention that before we get out of here.

01:32:33.280 Trump's mugshot.

01:32:34.080 Toad straight up blue screen to death.

01:32:36.900 He B-sotted.

01:32:40.500 Elijah's producer is in my brain right now.

01:32:43.160 But this, Trump's mugshot is one of the best mugshots ever done.

01:32:46.940 It should be on mugshotties, by the way, because he's looking fine.

01:32:49.960 I assure you.

01:32:50.360 He's looking good and fuckable.

01:32:51.260 I love it, yeah.

01:32:51.800 But yes, I saw it last night.

01:32:55.700 His first tweet back, ever since he got back on X or Twitter or whatever, was his mugshot.

01:33:02.340 And it said DonaldJTrump.com.

01:33:04.080 And then he gets a million fucking likes.

01:33:06.420 This dude, he's a mean machine.

01:33:09.720 He might win.

01:33:11.640 I don't know.

01:33:11.980 I'll say this, though.

01:33:13.360 If he doesn't utilize X, he's fucked.

01:33:17.740 If he's going true social, yeah, he's fucked.

01:33:19.840 Yeah, he can't.

01:33:21.640 He can just dominate that site right now.

01:33:25.020 If he wanted to.

01:33:25.940 Dominate.

01:33:26.640 Yeah.

01:33:26.980 I wonder how if Elon would let him.

01:33:30.920 Yeah.

01:33:31.340 I think so.

01:33:31.940 As long as he doesn't go the Kanye route.

01:33:35.240 I don't know.

01:33:36.040 I feel like Elon doesn't like when people...

01:33:37.660 Because he can probably come over and say some shit about Elon.

01:33:40.400 And just steal Elon's glass.

01:33:43.380 Do you think Elon likes being just the biggest guy on Twitter?

01:33:45.960 Yes.

01:33:46.180 I think that's why he bought it.

01:33:47.280 Yeah.

01:33:47.400 I think that's...

01:33:48.520 I think it's part of why he bought it.

01:33:49.900 He loves.

01:33:51.060 Yeah.

01:33:51.380 That makes total sense.

01:33:52.820 It's one of the most...

01:33:53.760 It's one of the most egotistical acquisitions from a billionaire ever.

01:33:57.200 And there's billionaires that just buy statues of cocks and stuff.

01:34:00.680 And honestly, it goes up against the Donald Trump billionaire egotistical acquisition of the United States.

01:34:08.120 He was like, I've made enough money.

01:34:11.480 I'm running for president.

01:34:12.300 That's the true story, though.

01:34:13.240 Because Barack Obama flexed on him.

01:34:15.020 He's like, yeah, well, at least I'm president.

01:34:17.680 You never will be.

01:34:18.360 You never will be.

01:34:19.320 And he's like, nigga, let's go.

01:34:21.680 Do you think someone was just like...

01:34:23.620 There was some random tweeter who was just like, you'll never own Twitter, so you can't fucking tell them what to do.

01:34:29.460 Like two, three years ago.

01:34:31.080 There was an exchange where he said, they said, well, if you don't like it, why don't you just buy it?

01:34:36.280 And he said, well, how much is it?

01:34:37.960 Oh, my God.

01:34:38.800 He really is.

01:34:39.720 All these guys are the same.

01:34:41.160 And that makes sense.

01:34:41.820 Now, if Trump is on there, he's like...

01:34:43.780 And Trump's going to be like, I'm the biggest guy.

01:34:45.160 Here's the thing, though.

01:34:46.140 I'm number one.

01:34:46.780 I sit here and I clown these dudes.

01:34:48.360 If I had that kind of money, I'd probably do shit like that.

01:34:51.400 Yeah.

01:34:51.880 What the fuck else are you doing?

01:34:53.840 Sending shit to fake space?

01:34:56.020 I would buy an island and I would send children there.

01:35:01.240 That's a joke.

01:35:08.800 I believe him.

01:35:10.860 But the funny part is, because it's me, it really just would be like a fun island.

01:35:14.660 Like children are just playing, having lots of fun.

01:35:18.340 Like nothing bad is happening.

01:35:19.340 You know, that really did kill the industry for fun islands.

01:35:22.440 Oh, yeah.

01:35:23.160 For kids.

01:35:24.460 Fucking Epstein.

01:35:25.880 I was right there on a business venture.

01:35:28.460 I was ready to pull the trigger.

01:35:29.840 This Epstein comes out.

01:35:31.460 All the islands are so bad now.

01:35:32.960 Imagine Michael Jackson is, in fact, innocent.

01:35:35.120 And he's just like such a gangster fun dude that he's just building amusement parks for

01:35:39.440 his eight-year-old friend kids.

01:35:43.120 Do I have to imagine he was innocent?

01:35:45.180 No.

01:35:46.280 He was innocent.

01:35:47.960 And he would have been doing...

01:35:48.760 You know what?

01:35:49.220 This whole thing is just to besmirch the name of islands and Michael Jackson.

01:35:52.640 That's really what this whole is.

01:35:53.600 It might all be a sign up.

01:35:54.440 Yeah.

01:35:55.420 I think about Disney.

01:35:56.960 With all the...

01:35:57.640 How Disney is like...

01:35:59.160 They're helping out all these pedophiles and stuff.

01:36:01.440 It's all because it's big, like, government cracking down on having children having fun.

01:36:07.400 They don't want children to have fun anymore.

01:36:08.560 Think about this.

01:36:09.500 Neverland Ranch may have been less of a pedophile, you know, operation than Disney World.

01:36:15.480 How many of these things do you have?

01:36:16.900 You have an ocarina and you have some other metal shit.

01:36:19.920 This is very strange.

01:36:21.040 It's just two.

01:36:21.960 Ocarina of time.

01:36:22.900 Are we talking...

01:36:23.400 Are they different flavors?

01:36:25.620 Or are they different?

01:36:26.040 I'm wearing a whistle, but yeah.

01:36:27.280 It's the same shit Jose uses.

01:36:29.200 So you're just mixing the flavors?

01:36:30.740 Yeah.

01:36:30.960 I'm just mixing the flavors, though.

01:36:32.200 No, it's not weed.

01:36:33.040 I'm just having...

01:36:33.760 I'm just living my best life over here.

01:36:35.100 But we will have weed in there.

01:36:37.640 Yes.

01:36:39.960 I also have to go...

01:36:40.700 I have to go get a cigar tonight.

01:36:41.920 I need to go...

01:36:42.300 I need to go buy the...

01:36:43.280 We should get cigars.

01:36:44.440 It's got to be a weed.

01:36:44.960 All right.

01:36:45.180 I know it's not.

01:36:45.460 Let's big brain this before we...

01:36:47.600 Oh, okay.

01:36:48.380 You really want to...

01:36:48.900 Okay.

01:36:49.100 What are we doing?

01:36:49.940 What do you guys think?

01:36:50.820 Should I run or not?

01:36:52.100 Oh, my God.

01:36:52.820 That's what you want to talk about?

01:36:56.040 I don't know.

01:37:00.160 Like, what's the upside to you running?

01:37:02.580 I think there's a lot of upside, potentially.

01:37:04.200 Lose weight?

01:37:06.680 Huh?

01:37:09.200 Damn.

01:37:10.960 Damn, boy.

01:37:13.860 If you never hear from Cole again,

01:37:15.840 it'll be because of that joke.

01:37:19.260 It's not the ED.

01:37:20.900 It's not the ED.

01:37:21.580 Nope.

01:37:21.960 He called me fast.

01:37:23.240 It's on.

01:37:23.700 It's on, bitch.

01:37:24.400 It's on.

01:37:24.860 Wow.

01:37:25.120 It's like, you can say I want to fuck training.

01:37:26.980 You can say my dick doesn't work.

01:37:28.560 You can say I got a cocaine nose.

01:37:31.320 You can say whatever the fuck you want.

01:37:32.420 You call me fat, we fighting.

01:37:34.740 Jesus.

01:37:35.220 That was like for no reason.

01:37:36.400 Like, the joker's just sitting there.

01:37:38.360 He just takes a gun.

01:37:38.940 I was like, pow.

01:37:39.980 It just kills Clint.

01:37:40.940 It took me by surprise,

01:37:42.700 even though it's like the type of joke that I would do.

01:37:44.260 I know.

01:37:44.660 I feel bad for it.

01:37:45.720 That's why I felt bad.

01:37:46.220 What's so offensive about it is like,

01:37:48.120 this fool is running,

01:37:49.500 and he doesn't use the running joke on Toad.

01:37:51.240 He uses it on me.

01:37:52.580 I don't appreciate that shit.

01:37:53.580 Is he really running?

01:37:55.460 Is he running?

01:37:56.240 He should be.

01:37:57.680 Apparently he is.

01:37:59.680 Like, are you really running?

01:38:01.160 Yes.

01:38:02.280 Get the swirly ready.

01:38:03.440 I know.

01:38:04.520 I think it was the joke.

01:38:05.760 All right.

01:38:06.260 All right.

01:38:06.480 So let me answer the question.

01:38:07.220 Yes, obviously there's a potential that it would help me in terms of like my career path,

01:38:11.260 but I have said, and I believe this strongly, I would only do it for the right reasons.

01:38:15.260 So my question for you guys is, do you think I could do it to the caliber that would actually

01:38:18.640 like have any hope of reigniting the Ron Paul revolution?

01:38:23.180 Because that's the only question that matters to me.

01:38:24.820 Here's why.

01:38:25.680 Okay.

01:38:27.240 You can do it.

01:38:28.500 You can run.

01:38:29.880 But in order to run, there has to be an entire infrastructure set up around you.

01:38:34.120 You're going to need the libertarian party to do that.

01:38:36.680 In order for them to do something for you, you're going to have to play ball with whatever

01:38:40.940 the fuck they, whatever kind of corny gay bullshit that they want.

01:38:44.240 Yeah.

01:38:44.920 And you're going to have to say that and you're going to have to do that.

01:38:47.280 Nope.

01:38:48.380 But then, you know, you're right.

01:38:49.780 You don't have to, but then they're going to be like, well, I guess we don't have funds

01:38:53.220 for you to go travel here and speak.

01:38:54.820 I guess we don't have funds for a commercial for this.

01:38:56.860 Yeah.

01:38:57.300 That's the game.

01:38:58.280 That's a good point.

01:38:58.840 Anyway, I thought you were going to ask if you have the caliber to actually do something.

01:39:02.760 If Clint was actually rich, if he actually had money.

01:39:05.400 He could do it himself.

01:39:06.900 If he was like Trump and had.

01:39:08.740 Yo, I've got a decent amount of money.

01:39:09.920 I ain't self-funding a motherfucking presidential.

01:39:11.860 So then there's your answer.

01:39:12.880 So then don't do it.

01:39:13.540 No, but I thought you were going to ask if you were the caliber and like,

01:39:17.700 could get together.

01:39:19.160 And I was like, yes, you can.

01:39:20.400 Because you have, you already, you're already like charismatic enough.

01:39:24.960 And you have, you know, you know, all the things.

01:39:27.000 I have more than one vape.

01:39:29.040 Yeah.

01:39:29.460 You have to have two vapes.

01:39:30.900 But like, I think I agree.

01:39:32.680 Like was saying, but I mean, and honestly, I think it'd be fun just to, because I would

01:39:36.400 like to see you.

01:39:39.000 Because if Dave's not going to do it.

01:39:40.460 See this idiot.

01:39:41.300 They didn't fuck over.

01:39:42.480 They won't fuck over Clint.

01:39:43.520 They didn't fuck over Joe.

01:39:44.620 Yeah.

01:39:44.740 It's it Joe did exactly what they said.

01:39:47.220 Yeah.

01:39:47.400 What are you talking about?

01:39:48.040 That's the problem is, did they, was she basically doing what she was being told or was that her?

01:39:53.620 I don't know.

01:39:54.280 I don't know.

01:39:55.060 Yeah.

01:39:55.320 I don't.

01:39:56.240 Well, I guess she was doing according to the LP national at the time.

01:39:59.040 She was probably.

01:39:59.800 Here's the reality.

01:40:00.480 I wouldn't like aside from them, like helping to fund ad campaigns that I would hire spots

01:40:05.820 for.

01:40:06.220 I wouldn't let them fucking touch my messaging.

01:40:08.680 Right.

01:40:09.400 Yeah.

01:40:09.680 I wouldn't.

01:40:10.100 I wouldn't bend at all.

01:40:12.200 So I think if you were able to do that, then I would say that, yes, I think you would

01:40:17.100 be able to.

01:40:17.920 I feel like.

01:40:18.780 Make some noise.

01:40:19.440 What I was saying is like.

01:40:20.620 Because they would try to control your messaging.

01:40:23.280 Because Dave is running.

01:40:24.440 If they're going to be paying for like your shit, they're going to feel entitled to.

01:40:28.380 And then you're going to have these fucking losers with 1,700 followers.

01:40:31.600 They're going to be like, I'm going to tell him because it's now coming from our treasury.

01:40:35.320 I'm going to tell him how to do it.

01:40:36.500 Like they fucking know.

01:40:37.980 Maybe I'm wrong.

01:40:39.240 Because Dave's not running.

01:40:40.160 And I think you're the one that would be the closest to being able to put forth the message

01:40:44.220 that he can't.

01:40:44.860 They couldn't do that to Dave.

01:40:46.360 Yeah.

01:40:46.560 Because he was already.

01:40:47.420 But yeah.

01:40:48.640 But he's like a superstar.

01:40:50.680 And if I'm thinking more about the lead up to getting to actually be the Libertary

01:40:55.860 Party candidate, I think that would be like just seeing you actually be able to go up

01:41:00.080 against some of the other guys that are in there.

01:41:02.100 I would fuck them up.

01:41:02.940 That would be worthwhile.

01:41:04.120 That's worthwhile.

01:41:06.320 I would fucking rape them.

01:41:09.340 That was such a great.

01:41:10.600 I was like, what the fuck, man?

01:41:12.020 Yo, someone turned that into a GIF.

01:41:15.100 I'm right here.

01:41:17.940 That was so great, Toad.

01:41:19.800 Oh my God.

01:41:20.400 Thank you, Toad.

01:41:20.900 That was your best.

01:41:21.880 But yeah.

01:41:22.760 Seriously, I think that would be the best part is seeing you go against Spike.

01:41:26.500 And basically, you could be.

01:41:28.740 Oh my God.

01:41:29.360 See, the problem with Spike, though, is that I like the guy.

01:41:33.140 I like the guy.

01:41:33.760 And I wouldn't want to hit him with all the shit that he said back in the 2020 era.

01:41:38.000 Oh, I will.

01:41:38.920 I will.

01:41:39.400 Y'all would.

01:41:40.440 But I wouldn't do that to Spike.

01:41:41.400 I couldn't do it.

01:41:42.180 See, that's.

01:41:43.300 Yeah.

01:41:43.640 And if you can't at that point, it's kind of like that's.

01:41:47.060 You kind of have to be cutthroat.

01:41:48.520 And I'm not really that guy.

01:41:49.400 Like, I'm cutthroat with people that I think deserve it.

01:41:52.280 Spike Cohen doesn't deserve it.

01:41:53.400 Yeah.

01:41:53.820 Yeah.

01:41:54.140 Yeah.

01:41:54.700 Spike Cohen will cut your throat.

01:41:56.360 Yeah, he might.

01:41:57.280 Yeah.

01:41:58.100 This is, again.

01:41:58.920 So people think that I hate him as a person.

01:42:00.560 I don't even know him as a person.

01:42:01.960 I don't like him from back in 2020.

01:42:05.580 I don't like his religion.

01:42:06.880 I don't like his small hats.

01:42:08.760 I don't like the color of his wife.

01:42:10.800 No.

01:42:11.280 Oh, my God.

01:42:12.340 Oh, my God.

01:42:15.140 No, listen.

01:42:16.400 She is a lovely woman.

01:42:18.000 I'm sure.

01:42:18.420 Listen, it's all about the 2020 thing.

01:42:20.280 It's about the soft messaging.

01:42:21.460 And I know it makes me sound like an extremist.

01:42:23.680 But what I lived through in New York in 2020, 2021, I had to go through just with my kids

01:42:29.840 and all this shit.

01:42:30.520 I'll never forgive you for being even like a tiny bit soft on this shit.

01:42:34.260 That's a totally fair point.

01:42:36.180 Here's my issue.

01:42:37.640 I would be as cutthroat as you guys are describing, as you would like to see, if I'm talking to

01:42:44.120 anybody that's not in our camp that I like.

01:42:47.580 Spike, I'll cut your foreskin off.

01:42:50.140 But the problem is the primaries, I would have to fucking destroy a bunch of people I

01:42:54.760 like.

01:42:55.320 And that sucks.

01:42:56.820 And that's politics, baby.

01:42:58.240 Yeah.

01:42:58.480 And that's why I don't want to be in politics.

01:43:00.680 Thank you for saying that.

01:43:02.260 Yes.

01:43:02.660 Yeah, you're welcome.

01:43:03.480 Just the reason, just to clarify, to clarify why I was thinking about it is because I'm

01:43:08.860 listening to fucking, I have this five hour drive up from Miami and I'm listening to Dave

01:43:13.160 Smith talk to Rogan for three hours of that drive.

01:43:15.680 And I'm just like, man, Dave is so fucking great at what he does.

01:43:18.700 He's so great.

01:43:19.540 And I'm just, I'm, I'm sitting there.

01:43:21.300 I'm like, I'm so disappointed because I'm like, this could have been like, this could

01:43:25.500 have been his announcement episode.

01:43:27.500 You know what I mean?

01:43:28.740 So it just made me, it made me think about it more seriously than I have.

01:43:32.120 If he announced on Rogan.

01:43:33.480 It would have been, no one's like announced on Rogan like that.

01:43:36.820 I don't think.

01:43:37.440 No, I don't think so.

01:43:38.860 It would have been.

01:43:39.440 And it's the spot to do that.

01:43:41.900 I mean, it would, I think it would probably trend on Twitter.

01:43:44.880 You would have like, I mean, it would be.

01:43:46.620 In order for you to run, you would need to get on Rogan by yourself and you would have

01:43:52.140 to announce like that.

01:43:53.380 And that way you could be, you would, you would outshine whatever forces in the LP there

01:43:58.060 are.

01:43:58.440 The other people, you wouldn't have to trash the other people.

01:44:01.020 You'd be like, Spike's never been on Rogan.

01:44:02.980 You have to be bigger than the LP.

01:44:04.300 You have to be bigger than the LP itself.

01:44:06.380 Yes.

01:44:06.720 Like as an organization.

01:44:08.540 And I'm, but I'm not yet.

01:44:09.620 So like, how can I do that in a year?

01:44:11.520 Probably not.

01:44:12.200 And Dave is bigger than the LP.

01:44:13.060 Or six months.

01:44:13.860 All it takes is for Rogan to.

01:44:16.020 Yeah, that's true.

01:44:16.960 Rogan could hit me up tomorrow, but it's like, odds are not, odds are not my favor, you know?

01:44:21.300 Unless for some reason, Dave, like tomorrow, he's like, hey, by the way, I gave Rogan your

01:44:25.640 number.

01:44:26.100 Yeah.

01:44:26.340 At that point, you would literally just come and jizz and fall in the chair and start spazzing.

01:44:30.360 My phone, my phone is muted because we've been recording.

01:44:32.760 I just like flip it over.

01:44:33.640 I'm like, hey, it's Joe Rogan.

01:44:35.520 15 missed calls, Joe Rogan.

01:44:37.440 And it's just, it's just a big picture of his face and his pointy nipples.

01:44:40.480 And that's where it's like, fine, I guess you don't want to talk to me anymore.

01:44:43.340 Joe Rogan watches this show.

01:44:44.880 Do you have Spike's number?

01:44:46.480 Yeah, he has Spike.

01:44:47.160 Give me Spike.

01:44:48.700 You're like, fuck, fuck all y'all.

01:44:51.080 I was recording Tower Game, bitch.

01:44:53.140 Again, don't take our advice.

01:44:54.560 I just feel like if you do go to the table right now, and I'm not saying you're not worth

01:44:58.620 anything.

01:44:58.980 You got 100,000 on Twitter.

01:45:00.100 You have a big YouTube following.

01:45:01.720 You're a speaker.

01:45:02.580 You don't have 100,000 on Twitter.

01:45:03.880 Almost.

01:45:04.500 Very close.

01:45:05.080 99.3.

01:45:06.860 Like how you round up to six, we're rounding up to 100,000.

01:45:10.840 Just the same way I round up my limp dick, you know?

01:45:14.100 I just feel like if you're going to, like, that's a big thing.

01:45:17.920 You have to bring something to the table where you could be you.

01:45:20.440 Right.

01:45:20.600 But otherwise, I don't know.

01:45:21.640 I don't know what they're going to do.

01:45:22.660 See, this is the, this, I would only, I would only do it.

01:45:25.440 They're cute trying to figure out what these are.

01:45:27.060 Oh, you don't tell them.

01:45:27.800 Yeah, I'm not going to tell them.

01:45:28.700 They think it's chips.

01:45:29.280 Let's not tell them.

01:45:29.440 I've seen, like, I don't know what this stuff.

01:45:31.660 It's chips.

01:45:31.780 I would only ever do it if the LP was like, like, all right, yo, like we, what we envisioned

01:45:37.900 with Dave, where it was going to be hands off and he just goes and he wrecks shop.

01:45:41.400 Same thing.

01:45:42.160 Like that.

01:45:43.160 We, we see the same skill set.

01:45:44.860 So we're just going to let you do that.

01:45:46.080 If they said that and they meant it, I'd give it serious consideration, but I don't know.

01:45:50.580 They don't because they're talking to Maj DeRay.

01:45:52.420 They're talking to Spike.

01:45:53.640 They don't see it that way.

01:45:55.320 If they did, they'd be like, all right, you're our guy.

01:45:58.220 Like, if you do this, then we go, but they're doing other things.

01:46:02.400 Right.

01:46:02.740 So I don't know, but you got to make the decision for yourself.

01:46:05.500 No, I know.

01:46:06.940 You got to end things with a, I don't know, man, but I don't really know.

01:46:10.340 I feel like I have completely plausible deniability now.

01:46:14.800 If I say, I don't know, whatever, it's all for you.

01:46:17.460 Let me, let me say something that sounds kind of crazy, but it's true.

01:46:19.600 As I was, as I was, and maybe it's just because Ron Paul, you know, reacted to one of my tweets

01:46:24.980 on the show yesterday, but I'm like, I have that experience and then I'm listening to Dave

01:46:29.520 on Rogan and I'm thinking about how I was like hanging out with Dave, you know, for hours

01:46:34.040 a couple of weeks ago.

01:46:35.260 And I'm just like, I'm like, it was the first time, all right, just being straight with you

01:46:40.380 guys.

01:46:40.840 And I know this is being recorded, so it makes it awkward, but it was the first time in my

01:46:45.980 life, just this drive up here.

01:46:47.220 I shit you not.

01:46:47.800 It was the first time in my life that I envisioned myself having the capacity to be Dave's peer.

01:46:52.840 And I know that sounds like both, uh, egotistical and perhaps overly, uh, modest.

01:47:00.320 Like, why, why would I not think I could be Dave's peer, you know, but like that, that

01:47:05.040 honestly, like that's, I've always, he, he, I've just looked up to him so much and I still

01:47:08.540 do.

01:47:09.120 Um, but I just felt like I was potentially capable of reaching the heights that he has.

01:47:13.940 I feel like you're right, but I feel like you should have to fight him.

01:47:16.140 Like it shouldn't be recorded.

01:47:17.760 I just feel like there should be like a boxing match.

01:47:19.960 Dave, I challenge you.

01:47:20.920 I challenge you to a fight.

01:47:22.040 Um, yeah.

01:47:23.740 So I don't know that it was just like that thought.

01:47:25.680 And then I started, you know, thinking about fucking dance spots, ad campaigns.

01:47:28.580 And I was just like, it was the first time I had really, really thought about this stuff.

01:47:31.800 And I was like, what could I actually accomplish with it?

01:47:34.260 Not for myself, but like for the movement itself.

01:47:35.980 Yeah.

01:47:37.820 Oh yeah.

01:47:38.500 I don't know.

01:47:38.840 It's kind of like, that's very weird.

01:47:40.400 That is bizarre.

01:47:41.360 Cause it looks like after you like, after you like, these chips are leaking after you

01:47:45.720 like, after you like grill, like a steak or something and you put it all like a, that's

01:47:48.780 like the juice that comes out.

01:47:49.860 I like that chip juice.

01:47:51.820 I'm going to drink it.

01:47:53.780 I'm going to drink it.

01:47:55.360 Don't you want this guy as your president?

01:47:57.380 He's going to go ahead and drink this chip juice.

01:48:00.120 What's it, what's it taste like?

01:48:01.460 Dirt.

01:48:02.140 Yeah.

01:48:02.360 Kind of.

01:48:02.940 Yeah.

01:48:03.480 I think that's dirt.

01:48:05.060 You just drank.

01:48:07.000 I think you just drank dirt.

01:48:08.560 But he's going to sip this.

01:48:10.380 Oh my God.

01:48:11.260 This chip juice.

01:48:12.200 It's not going to cure your autism.

01:48:14.460 How's it taste?

01:48:17.680 It's almost like, it's just like a bitter, it doesn't taste like how it actually tastes.

01:48:22.020 Like how the, it's star fruit, by the way, guys.

01:48:25.060 You told them.

01:48:25.700 I told him, whatever.

01:48:26.560 It's star fruit.

01:48:27.500 It's, it's, that's, that's what top carries at his house.

01:48:30.660 You know, people usually have like apples and like grapes.

01:48:33.400 He has star fruit and like pomegranates.

01:48:36.040 I like, I like my fruit to be shaped like a butthole.

01:48:39.440 And it's, it's delicious.

01:48:41.520 It's very delicious.

01:48:42.640 It is quite good.

01:48:43.720 I, yeah.

01:48:44.520 Anyway, listen guys, back to Clint.

01:48:45.900 Clint just like poured his heart out to us and we're like, anyway, the star fruit.

01:48:51.200 I'm used to it.

01:48:52.060 I'm used to it.

01:48:52.660 It's okay.

01:48:52.820 It's so bad.

01:48:53.440 This is how our group chats go.

01:48:54.560 I go like, I text them some real serious shit and they're like, N word.

01:48:57.860 Hey, you fucking cried, you faggot.

01:49:00.100 You know what's funny?

01:49:00.900 Me and Cole, after we finished recording last night, me and Cole were talking and we were

01:49:04.700 saying, we were like, you know, I really think that like, maybe it is time that we let Clint

01:49:08.240 be one of our peers.

01:49:13.320 I was also involved in that conversation.

01:49:19.200 This is why I kick it with these dudes because they keep me humble, you know?

01:49:22.500 Yeah, that's what we have to do.

01:49:23.400 That's what we, I think we discussed it.

01:49:24.560 We're like, we keep, we have to keep you down.

01:49:26.020 And then we have to keep Jose just doing, I don't know.

01:49:28.100 We, I don't know what we have to do for Jose.

01:49:29.940 He's so close to the ground.

01:49:30.820 He's already.

01:49:32.680 But he doesn't let us bring him all the way down, which no, he doesn't.

01:49:35.840 He doesn't try.

01:49:36.780 We can't break him down.

01:49:37.920 I try to tell him he's a brick.

01:49:39.920 He's just literally just like a brick of a man.

01:49:41.720 He just, you can't like, you can't push him down at all.

01:49:44.340 You can't knock him over.

01:49:45.280 He's like the earth on top of the earth.

01:49:46.980 Yeah.

01:49:47.880 We're going to get to him.

01:49:48.720 Listen, we're going to be back in about seven hours and we're going to get, we're going

01:49:52.020 to get to Jose.

01:49:52.640 Hey, hopefully we've saved some content for later tonight and hopefully you guys are

01:49:55.780 able to listen and watch.

01:49:57.560 It's going to be great.

01:49:58.280 It'll be a banger.

01:49:59.160 How many, how many people are watching?

01:50:00.480 45.

01:50:01.200 45 right now.

01:50:02.000 What's up?

01:50:02.300 Thanks guys.

01:50:02.940 Yeah.

01:50:03.340 I think Clint's going to take a nap.

01:50:05.060 He's about to die.

01:50:06.420 Toad needs to reset.

01:50:07.520 I'll be funnier because I am sleepy.

01:50:09.540 I'm literally just going to go jump in the pool.

01:50:10.920 I think I'm going to jump in the pool too.

01:50:12.200 I fucking go.

01:50:13.100 Maybe I will.

01:50:13.760 Let's go.

01:50:14.220 See you later guys.

01:50:15.260 It's the tower power, our slut.

01:50:17.680 It's the tower power, our bitch.

01:50:19.320 No way, Jose.

01:50:20.780 Liberty lockdown.

01:50:22.000 It's the tower power, our bitch.

01:50:24.460 Reed.

01:50:27.060 Cole.

01:50:28.700 Top lobster and toad.

01:50:31.340 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:50:33.840 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:50:35.520 Liberty lock is true thing.

01:50:37.400 Same with lobster, coal and Jose.

01:50:39.840 Toad is sick.

01:50:40.820 No way, Jose.

01:50:41.860 It's the tower power, our slut.

01:50:43.440 They made Dave spit all his.

01:50:45.000 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:50:47.520 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:50:49.460 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:50:51.480 They speak courage, you sped.

01:50:53.040 Sped.

01:50:53.440 More than Rogan, you fed.

01:50:55.020 You fed.

01:50:55.440 Truth bombs, weather, Timcast, ho-tap.

01:50:57.460 Ho-tap.

01:50:57.960 More offensive, LOS, no disrespect.

01:51:00.960 More offensive than LOS, no disrespect.

01:51:02.940 Yes, I am.

01:51:03.480 Redhead libertarian is their best friend.

01:51:05.140 She-ha.

01:51:05.580 Unless they get raided, then they never met.

01:51:07.400 Never met.

01:51:07.980 None of this shit be new to me.

01:51:09.460 Truly.

01:51:09.940 Clint is a sexual brood to me.

01:51:11.500 Sorry.

01:51:11.820 No booster seat, get them tall boots on you.

01:51:13.680 Not a mitch.

01:51:13.980 Fuck every podcast, that won't stoop to me.

01:51:16.040 Grando.

01:51:16.220 Libertarian won't be the same, they revolution-y.

01:51:18.460 That's a word.

01:51:19.000 I miss grammar, send it, it rhymed dubitably.

01:51:21.480 That too.

01:51:21.900 Promote myself on their shine, stupidly.

01:51:23.960 Comedy philosophy, markrandom.com, user free.

01:51:26.560 Grando.

01:51:27.000 I'm single lady, so please choose a meet.

01:51:29.440 They scream tower gang worldwide.

01:51:31.040 Tower gang.

01:51:31.460 Tower gang rise.

01:51:32.420 Together we will overthrow the world.

01:51:34.800 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:51:37.060 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:51:38.520 It's so fucking hard to line up for syllables and all that.

01:52:07.120 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:52:10.020 Tower gang, tower gang, tower gang.

01:52:10.980 Thank you.

01:52:11.340 Thank you.

01:52:12.380 You

Tower Gang - August 29, 2023

Bone-Us - Big Brain Time - Live at Top Lobsta's

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