Tower Gang - Ep 138 - Tombstone Pizza w⧸ Mark RanDoM

00:00:00.000 you crippled fuck you had to die on us i can't believe it man pretty sure they can hear us do

00:00:12.160 this i love you crap good amen mexican bitch what's up retards i'm trying to start a call

00:00:21.200 here baby so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad's pussy

00:00:25.880 you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know when i say fuck the jews it means i'm

00:00:32.660 horny hello is me i'm retarded have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in

00:00:38.680 and then do that shit with it the three of you had a threesome of some kind i was watching it and

00:00:45.860 jerking off

00:00:46.900 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead eight

00:00:54.740 lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang that is the most offensive podcast

00:01:02.860 fat dave fuck you man

00:01:04.840 it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded

00:01:12.960 welcome everybody to another live stream edition of tower gang i know the vast majority of you are

00:01:22.920 turning off the tucker and donald trump interview to come watch us fucking retards because you got

00:01:27.840 i mean how many retards can you watch at a time let's see if you can watch six at a time which

00:01:32.460 we lost one of them anyways uh this is clint russell host of liberty lockdown top left we got jose

00:01:37.460 galassan host of no way jose top middle we got toad host of better off dead we got mark random the

00:01:43.900 host of your mama and we got top loves the host of top lobster.com fat comic dave just disappeared

00:01:50.320 for a second um just a quick homage from my end heartfelt i was really shook up over uh the loss

00:01:57.620 of crypt daddy and you know we never got to meet him in person but we had him on the show a bunch of

00:02:01.860 times and i had done guest spots on chrissy mayor's show with him uh like a year ago i think was the

00:02:06.980 first time he and i had ever conversed and i just thought he was like the the realest dude ever um

00:02:11.440 for a brief second i was like maybe we shouldn't do the show this week and then i was like you know

00:02:15.020 what crip absolutely would have not he would call us gay for not doing the show for sure so um but it

00:02:21.940 is it is genuinely heartbreaking and uh and thank you crip for the memories man you're fucking you're a

00:02:26.740 legend for real yeah it's kind of it's kind of funny nobody i i think no nobody remembers when

00:02:33.060 clink cold is death you guys know that's why i wanted to get the tattoo my whole thing was like

00:02:39.840 okay he's obviously gonna die so he can't disappoint me like other legendary comics so

00:02:44.440 he would be the inspiration to me because i know i'm not the only one people have the story of like

00:02:49.860 thousands of people he would talk to and help but he helped me out of a really bad period of his

00:02:54.140 my life and then the majority of comics who pretend that they're edgy he did an album recording and

00:02:59.780 he's like fuck it put mark put mark random on so i did 15 minutes in front of it like a great crowd

00:03:04.880 and it was like dude thanks and he's like yeah i don't give a fuck you you're a good comic so he

00:03:09.400 he was the first one literally dying next week but that's why i posted the thing of i was gonna fly

00:03:15.700 to chicago and drive the van to bring it and then my girlfriend at the time she wanted to film a

00:03:21.080 documentary and i felt like that would have been a little too much it would have been

00:03:23.580 fucking hilarious but it's like the drive would have been exhausting but to me he almost like

00:03:28.600 i hate one person tweeted that he was an internet troll because he started out that way but he

00:03:33.140 wanted to be a stand-up comic and then he eventually like started doing shows and started renting a van

00:03:39.340 and to me i got to use my ems 2010 skills because i know how to do patient transfers so i unloaded him

00:03:46.080 out of the van all the way from chicago to new york city into the thing he did his comedy special

00:03:51.320 and fucking he's like he's like a drill comic now because he dropped an album and a month later

00:03:56.940 he died so go check out crypt daddy's album sports illustrated comedian edition

00:04:00.760 how old was he by the way oh yeah fucking should we guess we should guess i think he was he wasn't

00:04:06.620 even 30. 53. wait what's his face a little asian influencer that's who it was i thought he's gonna be the like the rock gods of like like the uh all that died of what 27 28 yeah i thought it was gonna be like 28

00:04:20.720 is it true how he died or was i am still waiting for it but because the problem is people on the internet

00:04:28.460 want to be attached to something so they might just say it but like people say like the kid ricky

00:04:33.440 berswick i always want to say pizza that's what i'm saying i don't know

00:04:37.720 i'm still not even convinced he's dead i'm still like waiting for him to be like gotcha bitch

00:04:42.600 here's the problem because he's done that before but it was so i initially thought it was a prank

00:04:48.500 because some fan posted it but then i went to his facebook and saw his mom post it and i was like

00:04:53.220 oh shit she's there's no way he totally would get her in on i thought that i initially i heard he beats

00:04:59.340 his mom um i i i i i heard his mom killed him actually that's what the joke i said it's like

00:05:06.560 i'm not gonna ruin my life the rumor the rumor is that he he just choked on on pizza he was drunk and

00:05:12.480 choked on pizza and because he can't get his arms in there so he's like he's just vomiting

00:05:18.620 that's just how he sounds normally how can he even how can he even get pizza to his mouth

00:05:25.460 don't don't people have to feed him now you're understanding the conundrum here of him eating

00:05:29.780 pizza alone like i'll watch it's not like i love the crust i just don't eat it because i literally

00:05:34.220 can't ironically it was tombstone pizza

00:05:38.540 i don't know if you mentioned sorry i don't know what was problems i was like i couldn't hear and

00:05:55.900 then i my keyboard's not working i don't know oh we didn't notice any difference yeah whatever we just

00:06:01.640 we just we we went through the heartfelt stuff about so you so can i make fun of jose for being

00:06:07.620 so fucking sentimental about it like it's right no it's good someone has to be sentimental i'm just

00:06:12.580 gonna be calling him a fucking dirty mexican it should not be the fucking nihilist uh whatever

00:06:17.120 fucking uh no he's he's got a good heart but that's like there's like a true meaning out there

00:06:22.680 in the universe doesn't mean i can't find meaning for myself fuck yes christ i don't know why just

00:06:29.260 cola is the only one

00:06:32.700 we will find meaning together

00:06:37.160 i feel i feel like cole cole had zero emotional reaction yeah he was just like the news drops and

00:06:46.400 he's just like joke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke he hasn't stopped it's been it's been

00:06:50.940 fucking days and he's just consistently joking about it i've never seen anything like it he's

00:06:54.860 really dead like well the one thing i'd said i i i i really i i honestly didn't have like an

00:07:01.620 incredible emotional response you know what you know what that's okay this is what cole is like

00:07:05.200 you didn't know the person like there was a stand-up comedian who died a few days ago and it's

00:07:08.560 like i knew him so i was sad but it's like i only knew him like six times so it's like

00:07:12.300 i don't have the attachment that other people have so it's like i say oh it sucks this person

00:07:16.820 died but it's like i can't be like grieving over because i'd like that would be disrespectful to him

00:07:21.840 see this is my greatest friend and all that other stuff this is why cole sucks at podcasting he

00:07:27.140 doesn't build an emotional connection with the people that are on the show he doesn't have any

00:07:30.780 he doesn't have any fucking actual humanity it's purely transactional for me i give them joy

00:07:35.600 he knows he might die soon so he wants to be the piece of shit so it like lessens the blow

00:07:41.700 because it's like to me if top lobster died or clint that would be i mean you guys would all

00:07:45.860 mean something to me but it would be like more heartbreaking because of the emotional connection

00:07:49.820 we don't like i've fucking been in sleep depravated klonopin nyquil states and had manifestos to top

00:07:55.440 lobster he's like it'll be all good man so it'll be more hard but it'll break my heart more

00:08:01.160 he has an auto response just set up he's well no top just has an auto response set up it just

00:08:06.640 mark random messages him he's like it's gonna be all right man

00:08:09.000 i literally did a deep intellectual discussion on the usage of the word nigger the n-word with

00:08:17.040 uh crip daddy uh we did like a full podcast on it after the whole joe rogan debacle and we like

00:08:23.300 literally intellectualized but also made it funny like when it's appropriate to use it or if it is

00:08:28.900 and obviously you know what we think but like uh it was i don't know then that someone like that dies

00:08:35.040 and you're like god that was a fucking special person i went back to try and watch it and i

00:08:38.800 literally couldn't i was too sad it was like yeah dude me too i went back to uh listen to his album

00:08:44.360 again and i like i started crying maybe maybe i'm a faggot no that's it i'm crying and also laughing

00:08:50.200 play the clip cole let's let's all cry together you can blame cole for this it's not me imagine

00:08:57.500 that you're a child and the last thing you hear is that music is hillary clinton turned your bones

00:09:02.200 into a fucking toothpick as they open the the never mind go ahead welcome everybody to another

00:09:09.260 live stream edition to tower dang we are fucking thrilled thrilled to have he won't be with us

00:09:15.200 much longer so crypt daddy i want to introduce you clint that hurts explain yourself

00:09:21.520 um i mean i was right so i don't think i have to explain myself look i i always knew a guy like him

00:09:30.300 i had i had done the show with chrissy before that and and he he constantly you know talked about the

00:09:35.600 temporary nature of his existence like his condition he had already outlived hospitals he fucking like

00:09:41.160 died on hospital operating rooms and was resuscitated like six times so and a fucking pizza

00:09:46.600 got him yeah why couldn't resuscitate him now that's like i do with my son all the time just

00:09:53.000 this is this is like steve erwin dying to a fucking stingray that's really what happened here

00:09:58.800 it's incredible honestly for him though i was thinking like just die just eating pussy because i feel

00:10:04.800 like that's how he would die no but you know but i made it my life's mission to get hit like i needed

00:10:11.540 to get him this album recording because like everyone sensed it but there was like i always

00:10:15.720 have that urgency because i've had a lot of people die around me so it's like we have to fucking and

00:10:20.200 the moment the album was recording it was like okay he could die so when those people die around you

00:10:24.420 there's there's the there's the krip cobain right krip cobain right there he fucking drops an album

00:10:30.080 then three weeks later dies he hits number one he does the comedy festivals and then just fucking

00:10:35.400 dies like yeah he lived his dream and then like again i'm not going to explain what his personal

00:10:41.520 life was like like aired out but like the joke i made was kids in rwanda had better hands dealt with

00:10:46.580 it wasn't just his disability he had mental issues he had lifestyle issues and from chicago which is more

00:10:53.260 of a disability you know how many do you know how many death pools got blown up by toad out living

00:10:58.060 him like i know it really was i apologize i'm sorry i had good money on that it is hard not to get a

00:11:05.360 little teared up by like just the poetic nature of what is crib daddy like literally fucking extremely

00:11:11.240 easy not to he would be the person that you would think would be the one who gets offended oh you

00:11:16.380 can't make fun of this oh that but no he was like the most fucked up comedian around and he fucking

00:11:22.420 he took the hard road yeah that's a hard road to be fucking like get outside your house and it's

00:11:28.700 like the dumb wordplay joke but he couldn't fucking stand or even speak properly and he succeeded at

00:11:34.100 being a stand-up comedian he died living his life so to honor him live your fucking life people out

00:11:39.700 there if you want to fucking start a garage man a fucking smash mouth garage man fucking do it and

00:11:44.520 get as many gigs as you can even if you have like heart failure or some shit let me just have a lid that

00:11:49.140 said i'm gonna be the one of the best stand-up comedians in the world and he fucking did it and

00:11:53.260 well if you add his youtube clips he was beyond his disability because they're successful comics i'm

00:11:58.860 not going to name their names but it's like their whole gimmick is their disability and he surpassed

00:12:03.060 that by like he had a lot of jokes about his disability but he also had jokes about all kinds of

00:12:13.060 things and his youtube channel reflects that more but it's like you know yeah i'm crying and laughing

00:12:18.720 while watching it like i can laugh and cry like a psychopath so i was watching crypt daddy and i'm

00:12:23.280 like crying and then i'm like that's fucking funny that's why he was such an inspiration to me because

00:12:27.460 he i i just i understood um you know based off of how he you know he's just cocked back and he's like

00:12:32.980 he struggles to speak sometimes you know it's like yeah like the to to soldier through that and to

00:12:37.800 spread so much joy when like if i was in that condition i probably would be spreading misery

00:12:42.700 like far in line even taking the benefit route of like just smoking at charity benefits he didn't

00:12:48.160 have to do dirty comedy club with mentally ill people like that's a harder route wait random

00:12:52.720 he here's a question here's a question for everybody if he was physically able like like the rest of us

00:12:59.000 here would he be funny oh no he'd be completely unimpressive who cares no i'm just kidding

00:13:03.660 i don't think i don't think he would have taken this path because i just don't think he would

00:13:08.880 have been inspired into dark humor so much he might have but it would have been a little different

00:13:13.320 because like i said it would have been a lot different unfortunately like i'm not gonna air

00:13:16.920 but he had a lot of fucked up things in his personal life aside from the disability so either god had it

00:13:22.180 out for this kid can you imagine can you imagine him being molested like what kind of a fucking

00:13:27.400 monster would molest that guy what a sick fuck well he has a bit about that wait he was molested

00:13:32.120 yeah is that rated it itunes no yeah he was easy picking boys no yeah exactly he has a bit about it

00:13:38.740 the thing is he can't get away so he's an easy target that's why dude can you imagine just like

00:13:44.060 like that was like hitting your little button on your chair and trying to run away at five miles

00:13:48.700 per hour as this dude's blowing you like no dude it's just he just like gets in front of you and

00:13:53.800 just lets you like wheel into his cock just like that's gonna be somebody's fetish just back and

00:14:02.560 forth back and forth i've never thought about that that's somebody's fetish out there somebody just

00:14:06.700 some some some cripple or some man wants a cripple to like go forward on their little wheelchair

00:14:15.480 into his cock and like that's like dude what if that's how he died the batteries died while he

00:14:21.800 was deep throwing and he's just like yo clint clint that's that's a pizza gate bro

00:14:26.520 are you blowing all his bits he has a bit about crippled and pizza and shit like that

00:14:33.700 but i also because he would like yeah we don't even watch each other's podcast you think we're

00:14:39.400 gonna watch someone else's special so the funny thing i also said i was like dude well you have to

00:14:43.880 forget you're also a part of your mom's karma whatever horrible shit she did in her life

00:14:48.480 sorry dude if i was a mark with the tone i'm sorry no no i i finished my bad jokes but if uh

00:14:57.400 there's no there's no end to that you should finish your life

00:15:02.200 the bet is over

00:15:06.200 we can stop we can stop with the whole killing toad thing because now everyone everyone here

00:15:13.140 already lost the money yeah yeah that's true listen we had great odds toad too you would have liked the

00:15:17.540 odds you would have gone we had our finger we had our finger on the scale a little bit here

00:15:20.980 he's the master of finishing jokes at this point you were the even money bet to divers do you think

00:15:30.000 well i think i was a favorite do you think that um that the crypt daddy do you think that you can

00:15:36.240 actually give him the heimlich or is he like too weak like would you have that was that was the

00:15:40.540 thing when i was wheeling him out like a baby and that but that's the fucking that's the sick thing is

00:15:44.960 when i was wheeling him out if i leaned him too hard his lungs would have collapsed on themselves

00:15:49.600 so i'm like oh shit i can't fucking be the hateable comic killing a beloved comic i can't have that

00:15:55.180 so i had to like like do this back i can't think of a better that's the most like the most mark

00:16:00.900 random that's like you know lenny's like squeezing the rabbit

00:16:04.460 i honestly honestly i've always i just i didn't think it would be crypt daddy but i've always assumed

00:16:15.080 that mark random would kill a beloved comic i just assumed it would be dave but but but it would be

00:16:20.120 it would be manslaughter he didn't mean for it to happen it just kind of did and so that's what i

00:16:25.060 was so afraid of that because the god the the ems per worker he has he has like okay this is his

00:16:29.740 condition i was like all right talk to me through it how do i do this and all this other stuff and

00:16:33.280 like i said i finally i used to be high and drunk and did patient transfers for hospice doctors so

00:16:39.100 it's like i was like when am i ever going to do but i used to too but by the way by the way if he

00:16:44.180 used to get paid to do it now i do it for free if if mark did have a manslaughter charge come up

00:16:49.120 they would i mean they would easily get that to like whatever martyr one just off of like it would be a

00:16:54.540 field day for the lawyers to be like yeah just look at this fucking dude like you think

00:16:58.580 he's crazy enough to kill this guy they'd play his auschwitz video yeah they would just be like

00:17:04.740 yeah you you think manslaughter you think he did me too or like 30 rap songs i have about killing

00:17:09.880 stand-up comics mark random mark random is facing a six million charges i'm not gonna lie if there's

00:17:18.200 ever a stand-up comic serial killer i'm gonna call the cops on you mark dude oh you suck man

00:17:24.420 this is this is he only kills women mark's roads this is his road to netflix absolutely but that's

00:17:31.220 what i'm feeling is i feel like my thing and i don't want this to happen but it's like it's gonna

00:17:35.080 be some posthumous like people like i'll die in some weird fuck to probably just anyway posthumous did

00:17:40.860 you just say that word here yes i said posthumous let's be let's be honest this is the only chance

00:17:46.060 mark has of ever killing um go ahead and pull up the uh the mailbag when you get a chance to yeah

00:17:51.740 i heard toad was saying how much we have a big mailbag coming this week well big sack we have

00:17:57.080 big sack we have a big old hairy wait wait wait should we address the elephant in the room of what

00:18:01.960 the fuck random did recently because oh yeah hold on like it feels like old news but we this is this

00:18:07.800 happened what like a week ago it's just there's been a lot of shit going on oh yeah i forgot

00:18:10.940 pull up that video again i guess what did i do well

00:18:14.740 it's in the drive

00:18:26.680 by the way who's ready to hang out with toad this weekend oh god yeah i'm so ready yeah i'm so i'm

00:18:33.360 so excited dude we i'll get to see toad tomorrow no we're not gonna bully toad we're not gonna

00:18:38.060 are we doing it i'm assuming we're doing a tower gang episode probably what friday night

00:18:41.820 friday yeah yeah honestly we might do a second we might do two who knows i'm gonna be flying

00:18:46.380 everywhere and we're gonna be drunk or be high the following day or something listen listen man

00:18:52.420 listen this is the video in question oh i thought it was i put fucking period blood of a hooker on me

00:19:00.000 before i did a compound media show i don't really thought that might be what we were pulling up

00:19:04.320 that's a much better video whose period blood was it uh some hooker me my girl got i it was a

00:19:10.840 fucking from years ago but i reposted that video oh i thought you i think you said the blood from

00:19:15.040 years ago you just keep it just okay

00:19:17.140 i keep all her blood in a jar i would probably not for special occasions like going on a compound

00:19:24.580 media show all right play this toad let's see what happened here wait until everyone wasn't

00:19:32.980 talking i yes and did it yes we're playing the game we're going back i don't like this guy so when

00:19:40.420 you haven't tower gang on i don't know mark let me could i pay zach's salary and i mean this and i

00:19:46.740 mean this shannon edit that out of the show and the tower gang is not going to fucking mark random

00:19:53.540 their way onto my show now tower gang just has one year of never being on a gas schedule show no

00:20:03.060 yeah i told him mark is more sad about this

00:20:05.380 yeah that's true no one's gonna know no but one year one year bench shannon put it on the board

00:20:11.300 one year band for tower gang do they actually have all this out actually none of this can i please

00:20:15.460 say none of this just bleep the word tower yeah yeah no no do that so we can have the whole comedy

00:20:24.740 the words tower gang believe the entire words yes so could i pay zach's salary to have

00:20:29.860 on i love that as if it wasn't bad already he's like how can i dig this deeper

00:20:35.380 that is like his best friend hang on you're giving i'm taking a shot to zach

00:20:44.180 that's good oh man it's so funny it's so thank you thank you mark it's the best even though you

00:20:48.980 got us banned for a year i feel like it was completely worth it it was so funny youtube it actually has

00:20:54.100 bleeped oh it is yeah oh my god but that's hilarious because i didn't say here's the thing

00:21:03.060 and i've noticed this because this has happened to me unfortunately i'm the lowest gas digital it's like

00:21:08.420 there's never really a ban it's just like when like if a comic says hey i don't want mark random

00:21:13.220 on gas digital i'll tweet like a joke and then lewis will take it wrong back okay you got a six month

00:21:18.340 ban so it's like he was looking for an excuse to ban you guys already like it's like because here's

00:21:24.340 okay wait mark is there actually a board is there like yes there is actually a board you guys names

00:21:32.820 aren't on it but take a picture of it i mean you think i'm gonna be in that office anytime before

00:21:38.340 like kanye's president no but here's here's what i'm saying is it's like i've noticed like the comics

00:21:46.900 it's almost like this fraternity thing like you have to understand lewis owns gas digital but it's

00:21:52.260 like big j and uh zach are his big brothers so it's like he genuinely loves you dave smith genuinely

00:21:58.900 loves me no but it's it's like there's this like fraternity of like well those guys didn't grind it

00:22:05.060 out like they're very i've noticed comics are like these bitter insecure where if they feel like you

00:22:09.140 didn't earn it they just won't have you on even if you're funny so that was my thing is they didn't

00:22:13.780 really want me on legion of skanks even though i was funnier than most of the comics they put on

00:22:18.020 i put on a great show six months in and people still talk about that episode so i put out a

00:22:22.260 comedy i toured europe in my second year put out the documentary i thought like oh i'll prove this is

00:22:27.620 my grind and then they'll have me on but it just made them hate me even more and it's like what the

00:22:32.100 fuck is wrong with you guys so it's like i used to want to like guys let me in and they're pissed at

00:22:36.820 me like oh you didn't grind it out but it's really just they want to be the offensive comic and

00:22:41.460 they're pissed that i came on the scene and i did better than them so it's like suck my

00:22:45.540 fucking dick i'll find another and then tower game came on the scene and we also became more

00:22:50.260 offensive than them overnight so but you guys are and that's the issue i'm not saying can i play the

00:22:55.780 devil's advocate for a moment do you ever think that maybe there's a reason why your episode was so

00:23:04.500 good because it was pure insanity uh and uh well you are like i had fire sometimes you can go to

00:23:13.780 shit but some if you can just manipulate it just right as a host fire fire can destroy or it can

00:23:19.460 create i am saying lewis did not he didn't do a good job this this episode with you because he's

00:23:25.140 the point guard of podcasting and when you have mark random on you have to game plan and prepare

00:23:30.740 because you also have to have me with comics not just people who are like whatever like

00:23:35.140 he purposely and i love lewis are you saying those weren't comics is that what you're saying

00:23:39.700 no i'm saying lewis purposely mismatches me maybe like as a nod to zach of like like see i'm not

00:23:46.740 because they never fucking promoted the day before they have to like sneak me in the office so it's

00:23:50.500 like his compromise with zach of zach's like i own half the show and he's funnier than me even though

00:23:54.900 i've been doing the same material for 15 fucking years that's why i can't put out a comedy special

00:23:59.060 and random's dropping albums every year so fuck him so lewis is like okay here's what i can do i

00:24:04.180 can have him on but it'll be like a troll like we'll have him purposely sabotage himself with these

00:24:09.700 respectfully this is too watching inside baseball and we have to stop it now and go to our mail

00:24:13.700 back watch the ryan long episode i did fucking amazing watch the scott i think you're looking

00:24:18.020 too much into this random hey hey real quick you were on the show no i'm thankful for lewis for that

00:24:25.220 but it's like i just i hate that comic mentality that's why i went back into rap because it's like

00:24:29.540 they're cool of like if you can put on a good show if you can draw a crowd if you can get numbers

00:24:33.860 fucking cool that's all i assure you the rap community hates you more than the gas digital

00:24:38.660 community come to my live shows uh back to mailbag so we well yeah starting the mailbag we have we

00:24:47.460 have a lot of mail we're just starting the show yeah exactly okay i'm trying to narrow this down

00:24:54.420 i'm trying to give some new mailbag submitters uh a shot here oh my god is that live this is

00:25:00.180 oh this is from veder veder sent this and uh he said would you hit and sent this well man of course

00:25:14.980 i do better on this show than all those gas digital shows oh thick tards awesome yes exactly

00:25:21.540 don't want the brown let's go yeah i knew i knew oh boy i knew jose's answer before he even started

00:25:28.500 speaking

00:25:32.580 is the one on the right retarded or is this puerto rican

00:25:44.020 i i mean i'm not gonna lie the the tart has the better body and it's not even close wait which one's

00:25:48.660 retarded no both of them both of them i think well and they both have team canada on their bras so i

00:25:55.940 think that probably oh thank thank god for medically assisted suicide because we got to get rid of

00:26:00.900 that yeah so are they they're canadian or just regular retards it's i'm so confused about what

00:26:06.740 you're even asking me are canadian retards super extra nice like just like

00:26:10.340 just like

00:26:15.940 so was there a question or just a random yeah would you would you is the question oh god yeah i don't

00:26:21.380 know that'd be oh i mean there's a fake there but the ethics of that is oh you're such a liar

00:26:27.060 you're such a liar if you're single and no one will ever know jose is putting i'm sure i could

00:26:34.580 devise a hypothetical if that would happen yeah exactly i knew i knew the answer my house tomorrow

00:26:40.660 i'll give you mine 30 minutes i'll stop the show mid-show to fuck a retard

00:26:48.100 jose is like that flat that flat-chested retard got some cake on her

00:26:53.380 a hole is a hole let me let me just tell you i i would be down for it

00:27:01.060 that's like the fucking that's like the hundredth time that we've heard that kind of joke

00:27:05.860 fuck you toad i'd be down for it baby i have a story i would i would be going down

00:27:11.140 her name was uh i'll say her last five rodriguez even worse New Jersey so what happened was i just

00:27:16.980 met this girl through a sex website and it was text did you just like this bitch no no no no i just

00:27:22.740 said last there's millions of rodriguez's trust me so it's like get more specific but that's what i'm

00:27:28.260 saying is it was just through sex about texting and i went to her place and we had sex and

00:27:34.820 then she seemed kind of retarded i was like oh my god did i just have sex with a retarded girl

00:27:39.380 i feel so bad you know you fucked her and made her retarded actually and then we wanted she just

00:27:46.180 wanted to watch garfield tell of two kitties like three times and i was like oh jesus i just i mean

00:27:51.300 she gave me a lot of percocet so it was cool but it's like when i the chick with the club foot and

00:27:56.740 i didn't realize until the next day and i remember her limping out and being like oh my god yeah

00:28:00.660 i thought that was hard of hearing look it's we've all been she was just on a lot of different

00:28:06.180 medication because she was cool like a year later so i'm like oh my god there was a moment where i

00:28:10.820 walked every girl i've ever fucked uh was definitely retarded for sure except for your wife i think

00:28:16.580 there's just like old woman by the way benzo barbie says if i ever break a nigga off some

00:28:20.580 pussy and then he docks me on a stupid pod it would have to be breaking off your dry ass pussy

00:28:25.300 benzo barbie i'm in love with you and because i stupidly fucking like i cut off my side hose

00:28:33.380 years later saying i want to go clean with my wife and it didn't work out i'm taking it's like the

00:28:38.660 most embarrassing thing texting a chick that i was like look we can't do this anymore i want to be

00:28:43.060 faithful i really want this to work out and then it doesn't then i'm texting them back hey how come

00:28:47.860 we haven't talked it's just fucking pathetic so benzo barbie hit me up hey mark mark stay away

00:28:54.900 from my wife is that really your wife yeah kind of you don't bring her to the show this week then

00:29:01.460 or the fucking weekend event she could hold the camera for you guys yeah benzo benzo just

00:29:07.300 fucking book a flight go to orlando let's make it happen all right um i will fly her out to jersey

00:29:11.940 we later on in the show if we ever get there we're actually going to do a segment called downs for downs

00:29:16.980 uh or like our downs are you downs for downs uh so we'll get there but uh please toad continue on

00:29:22.100 where we're wait we are i wasn't aware of that yeah that's what we're going to look at the

00:29:25.780 i thought it was fap or trap yeah it's it's are they retarded or they're mentally disabled no they're

00:29:32.180 they're trannies i'm calling it uh transpotting dude it's all the same thing it's a bunch of

00:29:37.140 unfuckable people that are not going to exist very long all right go ahead yeah i mean unfuckable

00:29:41.380 and clint clint knows how to call them he's not fucking around that's right let's put a number on your

00:29:46.740 head we'll go with uh we'll go with another uh mailbag here which is uh we'll go with private

00:29:52.820 pile who is saying in dave's special dave smith he would he says he would sell out for 35 dollars as

00:29:59.700 a joke what amount would it take tower gang to sell out 35 dollars

00:30:07.540 please donate to the patreon what are you talking about but sell out in terms of what like what comes

00:30:12.260 along with the sellout you know i don't know chili for israel they're asking they're asking for

00:30:20.100 i mean my issue is i feel like i feel like my sellout wouldn't be a bribe it would be more like

00:30:25.620 extortion like look we know you've got these charges you're gonna come work for us cia covert

00:30:31.220 opera and i could be james bond when i was eight years old i played james bond then i get to be a

00:30:34.900 successful comic and murder stand-up comedians cia here here's a conspiracy theory here's a conspiracy

00:30:41.060 theory for you guys what if what if let's just say our enemies timeline earth what if they got to

00:30:48.020 mark random and they somehow subverted him to sabotage us on real ass podcast this is a very real

00:30:56.740 i think it backs because we're good at controlling that energy i don't i hope you guys cut what i said

00:31:03.220 though we're on the board about i don't believe but to me it's like mark didn't you say we're not

00:31:09.860 on the board uh i but that we weren't on air i don't want to act like i'm like like i love them

00:31:15.780 i respect them i know i'm never we were on air this entire time listen man if we're talking we're

00:31:21.060 talking about gas digital we are bored thank you for thank you and so and sonius uh one dollar on

00:31:27.780 rumble she said or he said all right i'm just here to give you my money thanks go on record who's

00:31:32.820 more cia affiliated tower gang or for fucking me or legion of skanks i mean you see who gets the

00:31:38.020 fucking joe rogan appearances and all that i'm gonna answer i'm gonna answer the question i want

00:31:44.020 to get on rogan half a mil half a mil and i'm i'm out on target that's my that's my price so that's it

00:31:50.260 way higher than me so wait up so this new show that you're doing with luke right if luke said you

00:31:56.260 can't do tower gang if you want to do this show it's called luke irl it's in miami i don't think

00:32:02.980 that has a monetary value of half a million quite yet so i think i think that would be like i'm out

00:32:09.380 how would tim said no if because my stupid ass i would probably tell you guys i'd probably like be

00:32:14.420 on tower gang for a bit you would just notice comics accepting me out of nowhere that would be

00:32:18.740 the sign you would notice me like no i've had it i don't want a murder stand of comics you're like oh

00:32:23.460 they got to him but then if i ever hear any comic talk talk positively about mark i'm just gonna

00:32:29.220 assume that you know they signed it yeah if i hear any comics speak positively about the jews then i

00:32:35.540 know well guys you know the state of israel was necessary because the state of israel was necessary

00:32:41.940 because palestine was just in the way and we need more developed nations cia hit me up i can

00:32:47.460 fucking show you got to get in the libertarian party for that man oh top top what's your price

00:32:54.580 my price to stop doing this show huh i don't know honestly if somebody just asked me if you somebody

00:33:02.020 just came in like yo could you stop doing the show with them anybody but my wife is what top

00:33:08.340 she asked me every time before i come on i'm like absolutely not fuck you

00:33:11.380 but someone on the street could you just stop the kids want to spend time with you top and you're

00:33:17.220 like fuck them kids yeah as i walk into my pocket but not literally mush my kid's face push the other

00:33:23.460 one down the stairs talk about blacks and jews get out it's tower gang wednesday motherfucker

00:33:35.300 you'll understand when you're older oh my god what if your kid grows up to be a podcaster and then he has

00:33:40.900 kids and he's like look i have to take it out on the jews of black provided around in the 2040s

00:33:46.340 but if my kid grows up to be a podcaster i would have failed all right so go ahead what's your price

00:33:51.700 to take your position like top lobster is now like a brand of like a quarter of a million followers and

00:33:56.660 things and then he takes over do you say years

00:34:02.500 podcasting i like to stop doing this show clint in the in the theoretical that you do have kids

00:34:07.460 would you pass down he probably does he just doesn't know uh yeah i mean it's happened yet

00:34:14.420 has this has this by the way this i feel like we're getting close to the like the amount of time

00:34:18.500 yeah the legion of skanks how they came about sorry well i'll say like to where we're about to see

00:34:23.460 people like parents that are podcasters and their kids old enough to become podcasters and then are

00:34:28.740 they gonna start like actually podcasting's only been around for 15 years i mean yes it's not too far

00:34:33.540 i think we'll we'll see with rogan with rogan first right like he'll get he's getting to an

00:34:38.980 age where no in the spotlight do their kids want to be in the spotlight you know or that or they just

00:34:43.700 want to live a private life the first the first one was andrew man oh yeah that's true but his dad

00:34:52.020 didn't have i don't think his dad had a podcast did he the andrew show i don't know what's your

00:34:56.020 solid price probably probably he had a he had a radio show probably i don't think mark knows about

00:35:00.660 the andrew show but toad wouldn't do this toad toad wouldn't give it up would you give the show up

00:35:05.380 no my my price is death like you that's the only way the only way that i will leave the show is if

00:35:10.980 you kill totally grand listen nigger faggot kike till i die baby at least

00:35:16.340 yes at least now at least now i know what i have to do

00:35:22.500 i hate it guys i know he pulled all that money together but i guess it's not enough

00:35:28.580 you're gonna have to you're gonna have to bring that in a dough razor man it's like it's like toad

00:35:32.180 we we pulled together like a hundred grand and we really thought that would assuade you but uh

00:35:36.660 nope not enough all right but do you think there would be consequences if i i'm sorry to interrupt do

00:35:40.420 you think if i told you guys there would be consequences like if i was just like no i was

00:35:44.100 fucking right like if i get signed by the ca and i'm successful and i was like oh guys by the way

00:35:47.780 i'm signed up with jews now i'm promoting jew kike and like would you guys like would they be mad

00:35:52.740 at me if i'm like no i was just around and being weird but i would like openly tell people

00:35:57.860 no i wouldn't have that plausible deniability of like well he's just schizophrenic and crazy

00:36:01.860 you'd be surprised how common it is for informants to not really give a

00:36:05.460 shit about their cover when you look at those stories yeah as far as i'm concerned you probably are

00:36:11.780 an fbi asset so like it wouldn't bother me oh i just i mean i assume one of you are because

00:36:17.460 i just think you're an unwitting asset but they definitely have eyes on you and are directing you

00:36:22.020 in ways that we we can't quite know i think random is is an fbi agent i think he's an fbi agent but

00:36:28.660 here's his story he was never actually hired by the fbi but in his head he works for the fbi and he

00:36:35.300 operates as if he's in an informant he goes to the fbi building every day he walks in

00:36:46.100 he has stacks of papers he was like here's my report and they're like dude

00:36:49.620 stop coming yeah there's a guy that does that that'd be awesome yeah random is this guy's george

00:36:55.460 costanza in the fbi he just walks in and pretends that he's an asset in the sense that they just use

00:37:01.460 him to like to like to somebody like they just bring him in and they're just like pass him around

00:37:05.780 they're done he's like he's literally just an like a physical asset for the fbi

00:37:11.140 i'm a fleshlight

00:37:12.260 yeah he's just a fleshlight to do he's the fbi's human fleshlight

00:37:17.380 yeah i'm associated with the fbi yeah they they literally just jerk off on me

00:37:22.100 so my issue is like i could get on stage in comedy and i would joke around like oh i'm an fbi

00:37:27.140 informant knowing that i'm not but like there have been time maybe twice a year i get like

00:37:31.620 real paranoid of like oh my god the cia is like maturian candidating me and then i'm just like

00:37:37.300 in the corner for like three hours straight just writing out like okay this is my will and get this

00:37:42.580 and i have money in this account and this and i'm holding a gun and it's scary yeah exactly mark

00:37:46.340 listen to me uh look i think that you went on a real ass podcast because the entire operating

00:37:51.140 procedure or like the the op that's being right that's happened before hold on let me get to my

00:37:56.420 point uh that you went on rep to keep tower gang off of gas because you know we have to stay on

00:38:03.860 this level so that we say more and more radical trying to get gases attention like five so that

00:38:08.260 then you can put us in prison forever and it's fine i don't need to take it personally he's dragging

00:38:13.620 us into deep waters i couldn't do that just because it's like to me it's almost like not to get all

00:38:19.460 fucking comic booky on you but like the dark knight rise where to me it's like kind of about

00:38:23.460 the ideology more than like it's you know what i mean it's like mark mark mark mark mark let me

00:38:28.980 cut you off i'm totally fucking with you dude i don't think you're an fbi agent at all i don't

00:38:32.500 think that you would pass the psycho valve if i'm being totally if you were an fbi like fbi asset it

00:38:37.540 would just be they just use you as a fall man for every one of their ops and like

00:38:43.140 and every time you come back in and they're like this guy keeps coming i feel i feel like at least

00:38:46.900 twice a year mark mark wakes up and he's strapped to he's strapped inside of a white van and he's

00:38:51.860 holding a button and he's just like what the and then it doesn't go off and then they

00:38:56.100 just like the op just doesn't work out but i just want to see if i would do it they just

00:38:59.860 want to see if i'd press the button this is the sickest though it's like let's say

00:39:04.340 the fbi pulls me into this is why i want to succeed of course he's pressing the button

00:39:08.420 fbi it depends on the mood fbi pulls me in a van they fucking cia goes in and wipes out like swat

00:39:15.860 team just kills like 40 stand-up comics then they put my face on the news why i could never convince

00:39:20.820 anyone i didn't shoot up a comedy club that's the fucking word guys they didn't do it you don't

00:39:25.860 understand it's the cia please wrap please please wrap the mailbag we got to get through all right

00:39:30.740 all right we'll do one more mailbag this is uh from wait you know what the crazy thing is though

00:39:34.660 about random i don't i hate to break break character here but like he's completely normal

00:39:39.300 like when you're talking to him this is an act and it's it's so brilliant of an act you know i don't

00:39:44.900 believe you i don't believe i've had three hour calls with random he he's just a normal dude like

00:39:50.980 like anybody else but when he when he shows up for podcast you turn this thing on and it's so

00:39:56.260 fucking brilliant that's like where's the person and where's oh man oh dude yeah how many would you

00:40:01.380 say that all of us are characters except for toad or is toad or is toad like they're really putting

00:40:05.860 on the character and he's like biops like well my really my thing is myself with not us at all

00:40:11.220 like he's just this will this will surprise our audience but toad actually turns down the autism

00:40:16.660 for the show and in person he turns it up that's why i went to see cryptaddy because like with

00:40:21.460 everything being so internet weird and produced i was like what if this kid's not even really in a

00:40:25.540 wheelchair and not dying he died so drunk he was commit to the bit forgot there's a video i have

00:40:45.220 after the album recording of me actually saying that like i also wanted to see if you're real

00:40:49.460 because somewhere in my schizophrenic mind i thought so that's to clear it up it's like it's real but it's

00:40:54.660 also a character like i don't know why everyone in message boards goes oh it's fake or no it's

00:40:59.220 fucking real it's like i'll have real psychotic episodes and then i come through them because i

00:41:03.540 know how to deal with it then i'm chill and then i'll make fun of like oh guys i'm a cia agent like

00:41:07.940 playing into it and i guess that's the vicious cycle of why i keep having the psychotic it might

00:41:13.460 be that you take like what's supposed to be a casual slightly funny conversational show

00:41:18.500 and take it and analyze everything from a metaphysical type perspective and like so what do we

00:41:23.700 mean what's the archetype we're expressing when we talk about this specific aspect of this

00:41:27.700 this show is represented creation for like eight hours if you if you were to actually just take

00:41:35.060 the entire maslow's hierarchy of needs and you just put tower gang in the middle of it that's

00:41:39.380 that's mine that's how i feel about it uh so last question please fair yeah this is uh from

00:41:43.620 hey joe say what's up i feel like calling you redhead libertarian because i don't know if i know you on

00:41:47.460 that level but i saw you say what's up all right mailbag go ahead so uh so this is uh from jack like

00:41:54.420 i said he posted uh

00:41:58.900 the the a version of the they don't know me and where you have uh all the other people at

00:42:04.260 my office party the the january the hr intern the sales intern the marketing intern and me

00:42:11.620 lifting a very tiny weight oh i didn't even notice that say say amazing say they don't know i know

00:42:20.180 command line toad toad you have to have put this out and give this to your office because this would

00:42:25.540 i feel like your office it's like what the is this they'd appreciate it that would be the kind of joke

00:42:30.260 yeah this would be kind of joke everyone looks at the watercolor and you see listen you see what uh

00:42:35.140 toad brought in today pretty funny all right i'm pretty funny i like that guy toad my office yeah

00:42:42.980 cannot know that i am toad wait wait i didn't use your real name because i was going to dox you

00:42:48.980 that cannot happen they just call you faggot all the time listen i like that people you're in

00:42:53.540 in your real life call you toad though they do how did you get the name but not but not at work

00:42:58.340 what's the origin of the name what is what do people at work call you no awkward retard everyone

00:43:03.860 separately comes to the same nickname for him and that's the enigma they've yeah yeah they they call

00:43:10.660 me yeah the gambling god the king the legend cop pulls them over what do they call you you're going

00:43:16.500 a little bit fast there big copy would be a great toad what is the hottest what is the hottest girl at

00:43:22.100 the office call you i'm not doxing my friend well here's the thing so she calls you your real name

00:43:30.820 always really enunciates friend

00:43:34.980 stop looking at my tits friend

00:43:39.140 no my friend toad when she calls me she calls me her flowers and chocolates on valentine's day it's like

00:43:44.340 oh thank you my friend toad he's like you know you have to be outside for the transition

00:43:48.500 classes to not show your eyes i'm sorry my tits she calls me daddy and you are those you are

00:43:55.700 actually right my my glasses are trans you're yes you know what toe the type of nigger to have

00:44:00.820 transitional glasses i i just knew it for some reason once you said it i was like 100 those are

00:44:06.580 he walks in and it just kind of like goes up you're that guy oh god no well i like it tom

00:44:11.460 segura just got transitional grasses glasses and they did a whole show on it today i like it because

00:44:17.060 uh i walk into the office and i look really cool for the first like three seconds

00:44:22.180 no you don't no you crazy the sunglasses are like so it's like the most cringe thing like the

00:44:28.660 transitional glasses i don't even know if they actually work for sun it's just wild like when

00:44:32.820 you bought that you bought that for functionality or coolness i don't think cringe exists but obviously

00:44:38.500 i would say that but cringe doesn't really exist it's just people who are insecure so they project

00:44:42.740 that on other people i have like no new memes to send you that is a new new meme for whoever

00:44:49.380 created that other one uh they don't know that these aren't sunglasses you can prepare that for

00:44:55.620 next week and then everyone everyone standing in the room just goes like we fucking know we know

00:45:02.500 that they're not sunglasses here here's the thing um well i think what happens is like i go on these

00:45:09.620 really like autistic rants about like gambling or whatever else i can't really stop talking i don't

00:45:15.460 stop talking like that's what happens like in the middle of the office and i'm pretty sure that

00:45:19.060 everybody's like really cat still talking like i tell like awesome stories you know yeah you thought

00:45:24.580 the same thing at the lp like how was that bestowed upon you because he he weighed he weighed under 50

00:45:30.660 pounds when he was in eighth grade i did i absolutely did no no not eighth grade when i was eight i i

00:45:37.540 weighed like in the in the 30s something how does that relate to it no i'm not lying

00:45:45.540 how does that relate to a toad yo if i saw if i saw an eight-year-old that weighed that weighed under

00:45:50.260 30 pounds i would punt you into outer space okay have i have i think you have to you're required

00:45:55.220 by law yeah have i not have i not told the toad nickname origin story on the show maybe not

00:46:01.940 like is that a brazilian toad where if you lick it you start hallucinating and have yes yes he does

00:46:06.820 kind of look like a lovecraftian like fish slash frog person so it does make sense because when you know

00:46:12.900 jose can come off so alpha male and like that but he also knows like nerd shit like what he just said

00:46:18.500 it's like yeah very good dichotomy dude i've got i've got a i've got a book of lovecraft um

00:46:25.140 tell the toad story go it's it's because i know lovecraft too guys couldn't matter couldn't matter less

00:46:32.900 it is indeed because when you lick me you become high and it is also because uh when you kiss me i turn

00:46:38.900 into a prince the the actual reason just waiting the actual origin story is this was in like eighth

00:46:46.420 grade in the late 90s what the fuck are you talking about dude i'm gonna kiss toad this weekend he's

00:46:50.820 gonna become like almost trans uh you have to be a princess i'm short i had a bowl haircut so i looked

00:46:58.100 like toad from super mario that's where the name came from these guys started calling me toad i said

00:47:03.220 it i'm gonna just own that nickname and it exactly for the rest of how did it work out for you

00:47:08.660 and then and then into college because my my roommate freshman year of college was from my

00:47:13.860 high school the name carried on into college as well so everybody from high school and college

00:47:19.140 toad watch toad watch this george um everyone wanted to make fun of me so they started calling

00:47:24.340 me random and made up mythologies about me as like anonymous weird person there that's how i got the name

00:47:29.300 random like that took two seconds i have to point out if random random is telling you to cut down your

00:47:35.220 story time you're in a lot of trouble i just realized what i i real quick i just had an

00:47:40.100 epiphany every time toad talks about college it makes me think of andy from the office when he

00:47:46.340 talks about his college days anyone do you want to hear you want to hear about acapella group listen

00:47:51.940 you want to hear about my acapella group hey do we have any more mail back because if not i want to

00:47:58.100 get to the trans transition he's he's itching clint's like i'm sorry i need to break this flow

00:48:03.460 we have we have a ton of mail bags but i don't know if you want to do anymore why did the redhead

00:48:08.020 libertarian say hello to specifically mark she's trying to fuck dog she's no right no right when i

00:48:13.140 said the cia is going to recruit me subliminally and yeah you know why oh that whistle like it's

00:48:18.740 louder you don't you don't even have to be a dog to hear it she's classic classic honeypot

00:48:23.860 all over honeypot mean you know what's funny josey's in josey's in the cia

00:48:28.260 she's in the cia and she like she's like you see that guy he's always walking around outside

00:48:33.220 he's like just let him in let's let him in and josey's trying to really like that's

00:48:37.300 be on your side here that that's amazing like that's heartfelt because i think she's on your

00:48:41.540 side also because i noticed she got in a tweet thing with elon musk the day before elon musk subtweeted

00:48:46.820 you so maybe she like had some dm elon elon follows her uh not a coincidence also

00:48:53.460 yeah no she elon and uh elon musk and redhead libertarian were having a twitter discussion and

00:49:00.900 then the day after was when you got yours yeah he he did that because he hates the jews he told

00:49:07.700 there are a hundred special needs people across the united states the last face they see before

00:49:12.740 they blow themselves up is josey so don't don't let her do it to you mark i know i know she's

00:49:18.100 tempting don't let her do it like what is the trade-off she's got the pie that well the trade-off

00:49:24.100 is 72 virgins allegedly but it's not real so don't don't don't don't do it uh but all right what

00:49:29.380 building am i blowing up mark no this is not this is we're not supposed to go down this path it's not

00:49:36.020 an elementary elementary school you can go fuck yourself but the irs building like let's talk

00:49:41.540 i'm playing the character it's random

00:49:48.100 when when do we decide to invite justin o'donnell back on the show please please no

00:49:54.660 i had two things one uh toad i was telling you we were talking today about in our group chat

00:49:59.860 about that you should do because he just started the gambling show he's probably going to talk about

00:50:02.980 it later on uh if he has a dm god help us uh but he really are you really going to force gambling

00:50:10.260 no no no i'm not forcing gambling talk i'm making a joke and a point for him i don't even want it

00:50:15.380 mark brandon just made fun of you for not being concise on a story and then like you said you can't

00:50:20.340 cut out anything to make a 90 second video about oh yeah gambling thing yeah we're just noting you're

00:50:26.260 like i can't like i literally can't cut out anything and you couldn't even tell a story about yourself and

00:50:32.420 the name toad and under two minutes i mean it's in one thing i think you can but you actually can't

00:50:39.380 physically like it no no no like i have to get all the information out i'm leaving out essential

00:50:44.420 context literally i can in good faith this is why i'm betting this thing

00:50:48.660 fuck shohei otani for getting hurt tonight and ruining my underplay i'm not i'm not letting you talk

00:50:54.180 about gambling talk i want you i want to keep this to the thing of see i'm trying to be concise

00:50:58.580 toad i bet you a thousand dollars you can go a whole tower gang without talking about gambling

00:51:03.940 i can't yeah the only time the only time it comes up but we get to talk about gambling and just make

00:51:09.700 all the wrong shit oh no no again this is why i say you probably can't and so that was i just wanted

00:51:16.980 to get that out there because i thought that was funny too i'm glad i'm glad that toad started his own

00:51:21.140 show because like he's changing literally a dozen lives with this show he's gonna he's going to try

00:51:26.580 he's going to educate so many people i'm trying to hopefully that change is not starting this

00:51:32.100 though thank you dude a dozen a dozen is kind clinton like there was like two views on this

00:51:37.460 hopefully that change uh changing people's lives doesn't involve them losing money and committing

00:51:43.060 losing change just remember if you have a good day if you have a bad day then you're gonna have

00:51:47.140 a good week and if you don't have a good week then you're gonna have a good month and if you don't

00:51:49.860 have a good month then you have a good year that's something you could bet on

00:51:54.020 do hey toad toad it would be dope if like if your poker show doesn't really take off but like

00:51:59.380 if you get like poker or whatever the fuck it's like whatever the fuck you do if you get yeah who

00:52:04.100 knows no one's watching if you get if you get two dozen like serious supporters if your poker show

00:52:09.940 doesn't take off like like the way cleanse did exactly if it fails to launch my my show's called

00:52:17.060 betting with the boys oh wow all right so no seriously though uh you give them a bunch of bad gambling

00:52:22.900 advice you drive them into the same suicidal pit that you exist in and then and then you become

00:52:27.220 like the leader of a cult and you and you take everybody out you start a multi-level marketing

00:52:31.380 uh program before you're recruiting sad losers listen listen and then you guys end up just selling

00:52:38.180 soap or something no no it's genius no it's it's a it's a nado razors pyramid scheme dude if we all

00:52:44.900 did blow up toad would be the one that ends up being like mlm tycoon enjoy your shave that's right

00:52:53.860 minimize ingrown hairs razor burn and irritation with our 100 recyclable plastic free razors

00:53:00.340 use promo code tower gang at checkout uh for 15 off of your nado razors man these things are no

00:53:07.060 bullshit they're one razor they they slice throats they sliced wrists they slice hairs they're beautiful

00:53:13.700 don't do that five razor bullshit man it's a sigh out they want pimples on your face so you're not

00:53:18.500 going to get any pussy they're trying to drive down the birth rate use nado shave razor company man

00:53:24.020 this guy is again i love you andrew but he's an idiot he's giving you like a million razors

00:53:28.740 you're never going to have to buy another one just buy this thing shave your face fly to boston

00:53:34.420 kill toad come back wash it off slip in a new razor nado shave razor man it's wonderful take

00:53:40.980 take gambling advice from toad go bankrupt buy a nado razor with your last 50 bucks and then kill

00:53:45.780 yourself i have this whole stack of nado razors and i'm sending it all out to all of my uh listeners

00:53:52.900 of my betting show and telling them to do the same thing episode 100 and here we go

00:54:01.620 you just have to hopefully one level doesn't kill itself before hiring the next level down so

00:54:05.940 that's a very ominous thing down and not what if you decide what if you guys got just an envelope

00:54:12.900 and then you opened it up right you're like and it's just it's just like one razor in here

00:54:18.100 and it's like there's no return address you're like what does it mean there's no shaving device

00:54:23.060 it's just a single razor blade it's like you know just a piece of paper that says use

00:54:28.740 i was wondering why nado didn't like send me the actual like handheld razor part and they only sent me the

00:54:33.380 the replacement blades by the way this weekend since we're all gonna meet up we're all gonna

00:54:37.620 bring her to do razors and just shave each other like just completely like completely hairless we

00:54:43.380 just all shave each other and then we trade then we all trade we kind of mix them all up so we don't

00:54:48.340 know dude no this is this is a good idea i can tell a gay dungeon snm story but then i need cole to

00:54:53.700 have a sadder story so it focuses on that dude no cole this is i know you're joking cole but this is

00:54:59.140 actually a good idea we we take this this is not a good idea no no it is hold on somebody's

00:55:03.860 gotta shave the small of my back because i have like hair just about it looks like a tramp stamp

00:55:10.500 man yeah let clint go just let me just let me explain it great idea we take the nado razors n-a-d-e-a-u

00:55:18.500 i believe and the promo code tower gang i think i don't really know uh you we acquire them we acquire

00:55:23.940 them we shave each other's bodies we we lather ourselves up with vaseline and then we see

00:55:28.820 if we can run through each other you know we play red rover obviously obviously you turn

00:55:34.020 right through our hands we blow it gleefully into the air yeah you have to you have to face your ass

00:55:38.980 towards us and then we we do red rover red rover and we just run and we see if we can run through

00:55:43.380 our teammates to see if you could like stick yeah like dildos are important too yeah we all take viagra

00:55:49.860 just as just as a precautionary measure i've heard that it helps with blood flow yeah yeah it's a

00:55:54.500 performance it's a performance it really does i sometimes take viagra i'll take a half to like

00:55:59.380 boost serotonin if i can't get out of bed dude i for real want to i for real want to get sponsored

00:56:05.540 by a dick pill uh company dude all we need is razor blades for toad and dick pills for the rest of us

00:56:10.580 and i just want an excuse to be able to get like sample dick pills you know i don't want blue

00:56:17.940 chew i want gas station dick pill sponsorship yes i want red tiger yes dick oh i thought you meant

00:56:23.860 i thought you meant the shit that gas is selling like yeah no i want i want some i want some illegal

00:56:28.260 shit that like blows people's hearts out like that yeah i want cocaine i want the i want the

00:56:32.340 shit that killed crib daddy yeah tombstone pizza fuck all right um go ahead and pull up the chain

00:56:40.180 it's a fucking banger yeah that was it's it's the title of the episode one of the best it's you

00:56:46.420 know how fucking retarded it is that we don't have 50 sponsors we could just riff off all this

00:56:50.660 shit and sell so much fucking merch for you guys by the way this the show is sponsored by tombstone uh

00:56:56.580 pizza no no i had one more thing because this happened months ago and i and we planned that when

00:57:04.980 we got together we were going to do me and jose we're going to have a lift off dude it's a whole to

00:57:08.980 do no no no no i'm not letting you away with this because it's a whole to you clint i'm going to

00:57:14.340 agree it's a whole to do right look it's been it's what's the word it's been declared what you would

00:57:20.020 you say it's been decreed it's been decreed cole no no i'm putting this to the audience because i'm

00:57:24.900 gonna need i don't give a fuck what the audience says it's a whole to do i'm gonna need jose and cole

00:57:29.300 you guys i'm gonna need you guys to go to the gym you do your your day pass and then when you come

00:57:34.500 back just let us know what happened yeah report back that's like all right ironically i want to

00:57:39.540 do that that's 15 minutes there that's like five ten minutes having to do the day pass thing then

00:57:45.220 then we got a fucking to do it's a to do it's a whole to do now if he had like a weight set at his

00:57:50.420 there i i unironically would it's the slightest inconvenience that makes me go do you know what kind

00:57:56.100 of a to do that is exactly i mean it's such a to do to do it's it is a doo-doo to do good i'm glad

00:58:03.380 you get it now oh my god no i i i but i'm giving to the audience if you want to see this happen

00:58:08.820 fucking put it in the chat or message me yeah yeah go ahead and put up a poll see if they want to see

00:58:13.460 us shave our bodies put ourselves in vaseline and run into each other's assholes or if they want to see

00:58:17.620 us okay those are the two choices i'm going with the shaved assholes and cole just in his head is like

00:58:23.940 i could i bet i will beat him in one main lift and then i could be like you you stupid

00:58:32.180 this is what we've been training for literally that's all he wants he wants to outlift you in

00:58:36.340 one category so you can go see i am elite or be like 20 pounds behind like i'm right on your heels

00:58:43.940 you guys could do do a pull-up contest i think that that we can do that here i'll do pull-ups push-ups

00:58:48.980 i'll i'll i'll throw in for pull-ups i can do an amazing amount

00:58:53.620 a pull-up that he made like 18 i don't know if i can know but it's like i'd be lucky to do 10.

00:58:58.420 that's what i'm saying it's the only thing i can do put his head in the noose every night

00:59:05.380 dude i i can't i can't even do one man i have such a fat body and i can't do my endurance and stamina

00:59:12.340 sucks not push-ups not sit-ups not i've mentioned this but i can do pull-ups that's the one thing i

00:59:17.860 can't do i mentioned that to elizabeth tonight because i i was asking her she wants to go on i think this

00:59:22.260 guy's right alex is alex nailed the analysis i have nothing to gain by this other than to let him

00:59:29.780 know i am better than him but i know that there's gonna be like probably one lift or something where

00:59:34.500 i'll be i have not worked out like i used to at all like i only work out like probably twice

00:59:39.300 a week maybe so like he's been hitting it way harder but there's gonna be something he's close

00:59:44.100 to me on and it's like he'll be healed yet i've also i bet you have also i bet you like toad can't

00:59:50.020 do one pull-up can you just said that i just said you can't i cannot sorry i don't listen to toad at

00:59:54.500 all i did because i said do you want to go work out on friday we'll go somewhere and she was like no

01:00:00.260 be someone to keep the baby or whatever did she say it would be a to-do yeah but then i no because

01:00:05.060 they don't have uh the baby would have to stay at top's house and y'all would have to walk exactly a

01:00:09.460 to do but definitional to do but what i'm saying is elizabeth was like i i would want to with isa and

01:00:15.780 i said what if toad came and we got to watch toad work out with us and she was like uh yeah i think

01:00:21.620 i will do that i think it would be so much fun to put toad through like a two-hour long workout

01:00:27.940 dude i i used to i used to go to the gym and work out on on a daily basis in college

01:00:33.220 and i used to not have a mental illness that was like 20 years ago

01:00:35.860 times have changed i'm just saying i'm just saying i've done i've done that

01:00:42.500 yeah and my dick used to work ha ha anyways um all right dude can you please pull up the

01:00:48.260 transition i think we should just keep riffing and never get to this transition because it's

01:00:53.780 just so much more fun we got it glenn is like so many hot trannies online he's like i just can't

01:01:00.020 wait to see more i just want to jerk off to this let's go can i ask is that a bit or are you

01:01:04.980 all right i'm jose galison i have the no way jose show you find me on youtube all the major

01:01:15.620 odd pocketers odyssey and rumble rumble rumble rumble i haven't been posting on youtube lately

01:01:19.700 because i have a strike active right now so definitely go boost my rumble channel we're

01:01:23.140 gonna check it out in audio uh i've been covering the rfk assassination recently in columbine so those

01:01:28.660 are out you can go check those out uh if you support me patreon.com snowy jose 2020 and make sure to

01:01:34.500 check out friday we're doing fucking tower gang at the lobster ranch uh i'm kicking around the

01:01:40.820 idea of maybe doing like a four pony boys uh the following day or something along those lines we'll

01:01:44.740 see um you know stuff to come and follow me on twitter at targeting jose oh yeah top lobster.com

01:01:52.100 uh merch engine.com go check that stuff out um yeah follow me on twitter that's really what i'm i

01:01:58.260 don't know what i'm doing i just got monetized on twitter follow me on twitter and check out the the

01:02:02.180 top lobster ranch man we're gonna have a really cool tower gang episode this friday we're gonna

01:02:07.380 do some other shit on saturday yo live dope oh it's gonna be crazy it's gonna be really the first

01:02:12.420 time all of us together i i i i didn't even tell you guys i wanted to surprise you but it's gonna be

01:02:18.100 saturday is gonna be kind of crazy my entire family my entire fat spanish family is gonna be at

01:02:23.300 my parents house we're gonna do a huge barbecue yeah and uh i just want to see who's crazier you guys are

01:02:28.580 on yes good luck it's gonna be close um i'm gonna start clint russell host of liberty locked down i

01:02:34.340 have dave smith on on saturday i will be recording it live and streaming it live from top lobster ranch

01:02:39.860 uh but that'll be over on liberty lockdown obviously uh the most recent episodes i've put out the last

01:02:45.140 two are both north of 15 000 already which i've never done before for solo episodes so uh please do

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01:03:06.100 are we at now locals are we at local local towergang.locals.com okay towergang.locals.com

01:03:12.100 and uh and make sure you you tune in for the friday show because live is going to be

01:03:15.380 fucking bedlam that's right uh miranda markrandom.com i have a music videos rap music videos i have a

01:03:24.420 rap album coming out called we are all mark random based on the idea that i feel like i am a symbol

01:03:29.140 of what everyone has in life and just not having their dreams come true i have a trailer up for my

01:03:33.620 comedy special hebrew messiah parentheses seriously this is comedy so uh a comedy trail comedy special

01:03:40.900 i filmed an hour it was crazy fucking metal bands and rappers open for me it was way better than anything

01:03:45.540 gas digital did it was fun it was like good and so it was an hour i did comedy two nights and the

01:03:52.420 trailer's on uh my youtube and my name and then uh what the hell else do i have some

01:03:57.220 bullshit i'm just posting comedy clips twitter mark random x and just see my comedy i perform at

01:04:02.980 fucking like dark bars in new jersey and i'm doing rap shows so pop-up rap shows here and there so like

01:04:08.580 do that and uh book me if you all like me and hope josie hit me up in the inbox because if you're an

01:04:14.500 agent sent to me then you have to listen to my psychotic nonsense for the next two years so let's do it

01:04:19.620 oh that's that's amazing is it all pretty determined josie do you think there's meaning

01:04:23.060 in life i think josie's josie's gonna regret that comment more than she regretted her comment

01:04:27.620 you know what i would fucking recruit i would recruit her she'd be like yeah you know what

01:04:31.940 fucking he's making a lot of sense no real talk real talk though josie's plan

01:04:36.420 josie's plan is to try and get mark to commit suicide in a terroristic act he's gonna flip it on

01:04:42.260 it so don't don't engage we'll do it together it'll be like no you don't understand it's like

01:04:46.820 we'll be so romantic they both got guns drawn on each other they're like

01:04:54.020 it'll be like fucking like you think friends people like that why wait till our rom-com because her

01:04:58.660 crazy eyes and my crazy eyes no one gives a shit about dude crazy eyes but when we peer into each

01:05:03.220 other it creates like a fucking infinite cycle it's crazy dude i i just like the the fact that mark is

01:05:08.820 like i just want to get be an fbi informant just so i have someone to talk to

01:05:13.940 one moment of belonging feeling like i'll belong somewhere for that moment

01:05:20.340 real quick real quick to our commenters that are watching live if you shoot me your uh in the

01:05:25.140 in the chat if you if you shoot me your fucking your at on twitter i'll unblock you i don't know

01:05:29.060 who you are sorry so real quick i want to point out in the rumble chat some character development we

01:05:34.500 had by one of our fans i found this funny uh his first one he says fuck random is

01:05:38.660 aggressively unfunny and can't keep a coherent thought he makes tomes real quick he makes toad

01:05:44.740 seem likable some time passes okay maybe i'm wrong kill toad

01:05:53.140 anyway you can find toad at a better off dead that's his new youtube channel go find him b-e-t-t-o-r

01:05:59.140 toad you already plugged before so i'm plugging for you and we're ending plugs man so now let's get to

01:06:02.660 that tranny talk tower gang toad and tower gang pod everywhere is that actually your uh your name

01:06:08.100 of your show is better off dead yeah oh it's a really good name yeah it is i really think it's

01:06:13.060 a very good name i don't know if you should put that energy it's dark because yeah don't that's

01:06:18.100 funny i don't think you should put that energy out there because this could be your undoing like

01:06:22.420 this could become successful and be the thing that cryptaddies you in like a year or two so just

01:06:26.660 just toad's gonna toad's gonna be you look at clint clint just going through his twitter and

01:06:30.820 blocking these people i like that toad is gonna die by getting choked but it's just the his bookie

01:06:38.340 killing him yeah grumpy gnome is the guy from georgia that wants us to go down there and and do the

01:06:44.900 show why do you say some gay shit to me that made me block him what's wrong with him what did you do

01:06:49.780 did you do wrong grumpy grumpy gnome what did you do a six hour drive a six hour drive for you guys in

01:06:54.580 the car and just do a live show that'd be cool dude a lot of fucking tower yeah ari shafir did

01:06:58.980 that for uh yeah but it'd be better than region of skanks and and seinfeld yeah grumpy gnome he was

01:07:05.220 at uh the top lobster show that we did last year was he yeah wow they weren't they weren't i thought

01:07:09.780 for sure i thought for sure they were fucking with me and they weren't actually black

01:07:16.740 you're such an asshole by the way all you do is wait you just have to wait like a couple weeks

01:07:21.540 when elon just going to just make a block just irrelevant and just remove it from the platform

01:07:27.220 click gamerizers comment thank you thank you gamerizers he's right whatever you did was gay

01:07:36.740 clint blocked me once wait you want me to unblock you why would i unblock a faggot

01:07:41.940 all right what what is this toad what are you pulling up here so this is um this came from jake

01:07:46.580 shields i believe pointed this out i felt you were done with gas digital talk why are you putting

01:07:50.020 zach and miko here this is oh my god this is this is it's after he lost 100 pounds you know what

01:08:01.780 man this is gonna this is gonna get me in trouble but jesus christ dude we're never we're never getting

01:08:07.460 that gas now yo yo i have no beef against him i don't know why mark does but that's funny

01:08:13.060 zach's like you have to i feel like you have to that that's the problem this is a problem i've

01:08:17.940 i've been have i have with like some comedians and again i love i love every kind of comedy on kids

01:08:23.380 he pushes trans on kids jesus christ let's go to war dude let's go yo we're already bad from

01:08:30.020 that from gas for a year let's go to war what i was gonna say is that like i don't like that

01:08:35.460 destroying me look at look at zach amico on ozempic looking bitch right here

01:08:39.460 listen if you have a comedian and and there's a joke that presents itself and you don't say it

01:08:45.060 no matter how up or whatever it is i feel like you've done the world of disservice you've got to

01:08:49.540 say it if it's there you've got to do it because ribble bilbo is that him in the chat right there

01:08:54.980 ribble bibble is saying he's gonna like drive and kill me he's 40 minutes away from me

01:08:59.620 do it see if you can do it on the show we'll keep him on for another 40 minutes you may want to

01:09:03.460 you know take some concern at that but i think george george jefferson i have his i have his

01:09:08.260 address george jefferson says says damn hulk hogan looks rough you know if you are going to kill toad

01:09:14.980 20 minutes from now post like that you're closer to him and toad i hope you have a gun shootout on

01:09:20.340 this live stream we'll get the views going up dude i actually uh a black guy actually tried to break

01:09:26.900 into my house like a couple weekends do you have do you have guns allegedly in a fictional story

01:09:31.620 you're writing do you have guns oh my god our chat is so funny i can't even look at it i will uh

01:09:37.460 i will refrain from uh commenting on that what we have here is this diesel digital that's a great name

01:09:44.820 actually yeah yo they don't want us we'll fucking we'll out compete them fuck them i like it buy them

01:09:51.460 off and then make them funny well that's what we'll do we'll outgrow them and then we'll acquire them

01:09:56.580 listen i i like it because like wcw and wwf that would actually be cool diesel we are the nwo

01:10:03.220 bitch diesel uh as a name is even even more german than gas so i like it um this this subreddit here

01:10:11.780 is a subreddit where people trannies post pictures of themselves and ask if they pass or not

01:10:17.300 it's i i i think i'm gonna i'm gonna go against the ground here thank god i jerked off before

01:10:22.900 this this would ruin my knife can you can you imagine posting this picture and thinking you might

01:10:28.180 pass no no i think this does pass for some of the ugly women i've seen like it does this lady looks

01:10:36.100 like literally i do think she looks like my stepmother-in-law has an ugly woman to me the grossness

01:10:41.620 is that they think it is you know what i mean it's like look i'm a woman it's the pride more

01:10:47.940 than this lady this this man looks like like a woman that could work in as like a school secretary

01:10:53.780 like when you walk into the main office and she's just she looks like a lunch lady i'll give her that

01:10:57.460 kids want to know about cocks and vaginas they're not real dude she she she looks like she looks like

01:11:03.140 she would be joe biden's uh health secretary yeah for real dude for real but no i think it's like a

01:11:09.220 woman reader because they also hire like the retards for those positions the retards so it's

01:11:13.780 like it's basically uh somebody with actual mental problems i would draw a retarded oxymoron

01:11:19.940 yeah a trans person with mental problems say that was an oxy that was a good joke i would

01:11:25.700 not but that does pass as a woman i think this yeah it really does it's because it does the problem

01:11:30.500 is like if you tell them this it's like yes you pass as an ugly woman they'll just be upset

01:11:36.020 do you think they'll be happy or upset because i feel like they're going passing to say like oh

01:11:39.460 i'm i'm hot too i i'm still going she makes a good point i'm going with no like not passable and i

01:11:46.100 don't know i'm just i'm just uh hung up on the fact that this woman if you want to call him her that

01:11:51.140 is saying that she is from she she's uh danish i think she's had too many danishes man that was that

01:12:01.220 was like a yoga session that was such a such a stretch jesus christ no honestly you do you think

01:12:06.740 this doesn't pass because i like in in my mind i can see this thing walk by me and i would just be

01:12:11.940 like this lady be like ah i i've i've seen this woman at church dude what about this other picture

01:12:20.740 this woman at church has like that picture's better yeah that's more like a woman yeah i don't know if

01:12:26.820 you've been in the unfortunate circumstance to be around in tranny but to me it's like it's energy

01:12:31.300 like if i were behind if i would this person was behind me i would feel like there's a man behind

01:12:36.740 me i wouldn't feel like there's a woman this does looks like like one of your aunts that you don't

01:12:41.460 want to talk to and gives you like terrible gifts at christmas like she'll literally like she'll

01:12:45.620 this looks like make a drawing she'll do a crayon drawing of like a butterfly and yeah that for christmas

01:12:50.260 this looks like joe biden's base like this looks like every single person that votes for joe

01:12:54.180 button looks this is this is a walmart greeter 100 percent the one i said cheeks it was funnier

01:12:59.380 when top said it it's funnier when my wife said it what the fuck your wife stole your joke

01:13:04.740 i said it two minutes ago did you know this this chip kind of looks like a walmart reader

01:13:09.220 yeah dude that is pretty that's spot on that's hilarious thanks i'm pretty sure this woman is both

01:13:16.660 an employee and a customer at chick-fil-a

01:13:20.900 we'll take those people so she would be protesting it's more of a of a customer

01:13:26.500 chick-fil-a but i see what you're saying you know we really didn't need to spend this much

01:13:31.540 time on one no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait how big how big do you think your dick is

01:13:40.260 oh oh it's not that big really it's probably like a four-incher she ate it hard she ate that

01:13:49.140 clint honest question are you in a trans woman like that i'm not judging anyone's in anything

01:13:53.380 are you in a trans i mean for the sake of the show i i could pretend but absolutely not

01:13:57.140 okay because it's like i couldn't let you be more perverted than me so i was going to have

01:14:00.980 to start getting in a tranny oh yeah yeah i just i just like this this top comment here you don't

01:14:06.660 pass sorry

01:14:10.900 pull up ethan parker's the person's like this they're like

01:14:17.940 that deserve a better laugh that was fucking funny

01:14:22.100 i'm going to be totally honest with you mark i

01:14:24.020 have no interest in in uh trans people okay because the fact that you had to come

01:14:28.820 back to it clint is disturbing to me

01:14:32.980 being asked in the first place you're being a little weird about this

01:14:37.860 oh i'd be a little bit more defensive clint just bringing it up out of the blue

01:14:41.700 you feel the need to defend yourself here

01:14:47.060 see this is why you're blocked grumpy gnome

01:14:48.900 he's telling the truth

01:14:53.700 dude don't kiss and tell don't let me fucking finger bring you behind a 7-eleven and talk

01:14:56.980 about it you didn't even you didn't even kiss me you just fingered me you fucking

01:15:00.900 that's how i do my shit bro we all got our own style i'm just gonna i'm just gonna start scrolling

01:15:05.860 here and if but i am a little concerned because during the elijah schaefer show clint was the only

01:15:09.620 one who was like elijah and your audience all these conservative boomers i am not gay i just want to make

01:15:15.300 that clear i do not like this training stuff do i already said for the sake of the show but mark

01:15:20.420 asked me so i feel like it put me on the spot because i'm in this crossroads of like i realize

01:15:24.820 there's three paths you can either be like it's like either snm fetish or tranny and i have to pick

01:15:30.180 a lane i'm going like snm but it's like i don't know i'm you know maybe the rainbow's greener on the

01:15:35.300 other side i don't know look i'm i've already said i've already said blair white can get it

01:15:40.340 blair white can absolutely get it this is what so you're in but you just have standards okay

01:15:45.220 like i believe i believe for whatever reason i believe south american trannies i believe that's

01:15:49.220 real i don't know why but i believe it's real i don't believe american women that are i think they're

01:15:54.980 men but for whatever there's there's no such thing as a equatorial north trans person it doesn't exist

01:16:01.620 i literally believe that in my personal life oh i believe you believe that yeah i love how clint clint's

01:16:08.180 fucking he's not about fucking uh trannies but his line is hot trannies like if that doesn't

01:16:15.300 that's what i'm saying you know that's that's the line but it's not a different entity it's

01:16:19.460 i would never be gay i swear dude i don't like to suck penises i mean we are the libertarian

01:16:25.620 i swear guys i'm not gay clint russell oh well i'm glad that's not me because you only used one l so

01:16:31.380 i mean think of it there's gay and straight conservative liberal i'm

01:16:37.140 fucking bailing out on the joke you're right i was gonna say libertarians like the trans option

01:16:41.460 of sexuality the fuck yes not not so toad's like the most anti-trans person i know

01:16:50.980 tomatoes at you didn't ethan actually think we were kind of gay when we were talking like

01:16:55.140 all three of us he was like he actually said he was like this is not how i thought you would answer

01:16:59.220 this which by the way actually i think that that's how it is i think that that's what it is

01:17:04.500 like you have a lot of money and then you just start trying but that's what i'm saying that's

01:17:08.420 what i'm saying is it's like i wasn't into like seeing a woman hang from a ceiling with ropes and

01:17:12.740 leather on her when i was in my teens and 20s it just progressed so it's like is trans coming in my 40s

01:17:19.140 like i don't know you know what i mean i don't know what you did but the chat is killing you right now

01:17:27.140 i'm loving everybody i sent you i sent that uh that tranny from elijah's show if you if you

01:17:33.460 can find her name i'm not gonna say oh she's beautiful oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i sent the

01:17:37.220 picture that was the craziest thing i've ever seen it literally looked exactly like a woman 99

01:17:43.140 except for the oh yeah we can't we can't show it on you the smallest penis i've ever seen but it was

01:17:48.500 woman all the way if it's small enough it's basically a clit put it in my mouth bro let's go

01:17:52.420 it's a bit i wrote i wrote a bit based on last time we talked about that because it's like

01:17:57.300 biologically noted yeah i like i like pre-op because i don't i don't want the wound you know

01:18:02.100 like i just want you to have a tiny dick if you got a big dick did you guys it's a little bit gay

01:18:06.420 did you see that picture i sent in the chat you saw that straight yeah unfortunately oh yeah that

01:18:11.140 that was that was oh my god i sent them a link and they're like i'm not opening that and then so i just

01:18:16.580 sent the screenshot i don't know i was like i'm not opening that they made a vagina out of a penis

01:18:23.300 but they kept they literally it looked like no it looked like a it looked like a vagina it looked

01:18:27.940 like a hamburger you ever seen a hamburger yeah i've seen one yeah it looked like a hamburger but

01:18:36.980 he waited for an answer he's like he's like everybody here has seen a hamburger correct

01:18:40.180 yes okay make sure we can relate so you guys know what a tree looks like okay so you know what a

01:18:46.020 tree looks like all right now imagine smashing a tree through a hamburger that's what i did to that

01:18:55.060 yeah clint uh how big does this clit have to be before you say no what's the inches

01:18:59.220 that we had this conversation i wrote five to six inch clit and i'm like whoa little gay five

01:19:04.180 inch clit four inch clit what are you his name is clit russell that's a good question how how big

01:19:15.620 does it have to be before you you're like no honestly anything north of two i'm sorry i'm

01:19:20.340 i'm out i'm really out no if we're talking if we're talking your eyes benzo barbie yeah but if we're

01:19:25.460 talking dick though i mean i did say it first and toad said it and i just you know had to let it go

01:19:31.620 i was like the clit being that i would be i like the deformity i'm weird hey i said clit russell

01:19:42.420 already god damn it i said i said for everybody in high school said it to me a thousand times it's

01:19:47.860 okay it's okay none of you are getting it the first blow i promise but now it has substance now it means

01:19:53.300 something you know what sucks is i had a my best friend in high school was named clint i never called

01:19:58.660 him clit and now i'm kicking myself well that's that's remarkable i never opportunity man it's

01:20:04.740 such a it's such an obvious i mean not only that but if you spell my name in lowercase it looks like

01:20:08.580 cunt so it's like it's clit because he he'll take four inch so four inch clint no no two inch two inch

01:20:15.780 clit four inch dick those are my those are my caps anything anything north of that a three inch clit

01:20:20.580 actually gayer than a four inch dick i know that sounds it sounds like it doesn't make sense but it

01:20:25.700 makes sense if you think about it for the chat to be making fun of clint but i have put cigarettes

01:20:29.860 out on consenting women so it's like no one's more weirder or less than the other see mark mark

01:20:34.900 always has to out out freakazoid me that's that's just like but he's not though he's not right now

01:20:40.420 which is look at him he's getting self-conscious he's he's struggling with this right now have you

01:20:44.820 made a woman uh puff a cigarette out of her vagina though yeah no have you done that i fucking i have

01:20:50.980 do you think whenever uh clinton stuck his cigar that's what he was it was a lit cigar and he was

01:20:57.060 actually like oh yeah he thought it was funny oh yeah oh yeah i don't think he was telling her

01:21:01.060 it just seems like a funny thing to do he's doing a bill clinton i'll tell you exactly what bill clinton

01:21:06.340 did bill bill put it in her not lit he takes it to the golf course and he goes he he just passes

01:21:11.700 it over to al gordon he goes you smell that you fucking faggot that that's some bill clinton

01:21:18.100 shit and i'm not even playing i bet you fucking serious money that's exactly the type of honestly

01:21:21.860 because that's alpha uh smoking cigars go on tower gang gang bill clinton yeah

01:21:29.540 and so imagine you're like no i stick my cigars in that way when i'm not

01:21:32.980 sucking a dick i'm eating when i'm

01:21:39.380 do we should uh we should uh we should have a segment where we rate uh bill clinton's rape victims

01:21:45.620 we we include include the uh jeffrey why did we only rate one transpasser i thought that was

01:21:51.540 going to be yeah here we go let's go let's go oh oh oh oh wait oh zoom in control control

01:22:03.060 yeah that's a trap that's not right i have to believe there's a filter i have to believe there's

01:22:07.780 a filter because i can't let myself do that i'll tell you the boobs are fake and not the sense of

01:22:14.580 the boobs are fake but not not the sense of like they're they're filled with silicone they're just

01:22:19.380 drawn on i think then i just i become one of those pastors like a conservative pastors who's like i

01:22:24.260 hate gay people and then he's like sucking dick in a cabin then i'm like oh trans people do weird

01:22:29.220 and then i'm like with that no seriously i'm gonna fuck dude like that's a dude her eyes are very

01:22:34.020 far apart yeah oh yeah what's about that with the fish-eyed bitches lately what's going on with that

01:22:38.900 no it's not hot deformity chicks i like like small chicks i like weird i like deformed farsighted

01:22:46.740 i love them i love them wall-eyed hoes you know what i'm saying dude i'm with i'm with random on

01:22:55.220 this i like them deformed bitches with penises yeah i'm with i'm with random on this man the uh

01:23:00.420 the more what i mean to say is i like fucking dudes you got a problem with it the more retarded

01:23:05.220 the tranny the better really but can we talk about like the eyes well let's talk about these

01:23:11.700 actually have wood that's a wood i mean but when i say wood i mean like a little a little bit in

01:23:16.020 my head in the hypotheticals we don't know like what i wouldn't but i'm wooded out if you know what

01:23:20.820 i'm saying so like i could see myself bringing that home now now do i once i know that there's a

01:23:27.140 penis once i discover the penis now i have i'm at a crossroads here then jose becomes a becomes

01:23:34.180 a murder suspect i want to bring something up gamerizer said there's the um there's no adam's apple

01:23:39.460 but what i want to point out is look at how all those things she's trying to suck in she's trying

01:23:44.420 to pull the adam's apple yeah you're right yeah and the and the lips are puckered because she's and

01:23:48.900 look at her neck it's literally like she's squeezing the adam's apple she's like sucking that

01:23:53.620 bitch in just please keep the wall it's probably bigger than fucking mine which is but you know you

01:23:57.780 know if that bitch can suck her adam's apple in she can suck your dick straight off your body

01:24:01.060 yeah i can bob that apple up and down on it hashtag wood oh look at all this all this positivity in

01:24:09.540 the comments no don't show me that positive this is the one this is the one i know here's one here's

01:24:15.380 why the positivity is funny because you know here's why it's funny because they trashed that ugly looking

01:24:20.500 bitch so she's probably feeling worse it's like oh they got one they got a hot one so now that one

01:24:26.260 feels worse like that's so woman on woman shit oh here's the other thing is it's really funny i've

01:24:31.540 seen these uh take a look at this faggot i've seen i've seen people online say that women like hot girls

01:24:38.420 or just any woman will go into these groups and post as they if they are male to female just so that

01:24:44.580 all the other trannies are like i'll never look like that and then want to kill themselves yeah yeah it's

01:24:50.260 like that's awesome this is what your wife does probably honestly i would like it i would be like

01:24:59.060 that's pretty cool babe like yo yo liz liz i need you to do that for uh this friday we need to have

01:25:04.820 some fucking we need to have some women to do that they had to come to this so might as well what if

01:25:09.860 they do it and and they're like it doesn't pass oh that'd be crazy that's gotta be yo but that'd be

01:25:16.180 great material just post it and see what happens oh my god that you you so this is the best thing

01:25:20.820 ever to see if you get how to really rate a woman to get a guy to really rate a woman get them to see

01:25:26.660 like a right-wing group and then like put this up like on the trans passing thing and then take a

01:25:32.420 screenshot of that and send it to the right-wing group and then all the right-wing guys would be

01:25:36.020 like no it's a dude you see how big those hands are and your girl's like i know i have big hands i can't

01:25:40.420 help yeah dude yes dude yeah we should it's making guys actually be honest about how they

01:25:46.260 see women wow oh yeah dude yeah yeah we should submit yeah actual women to it yeah we should do

01:25:51.220 yeah because like it's so all the all the trainees are yo and then and then we call the right-wing

01:25:55.220 guys gay and we make them kill themselves and then we tell the trannies that they don't pass and

01:25:58.820 then they kill themselves it's basically just a fucking circle jerk of suicide let's go

01:26:02.900 you're so happy i have these people in my life it's beautiful that's like that's like when you

01:26:08.340 get a ricochet shot like you kill one and then it hits the second one the right-wing guy can just

01:26:13.780 put the gun here and land the tranny up right here and just fucking have you ever seen that

01:26:17.620 two for one where he curves the bullet he goes and it just kills this whole circle of people yeah

01:26:21.940 yeah magic bullet theory baby let's go that could actually be a thing it's like and also the same

01:26:30.500 time so you're really ruining everybody because the right-wing guys are being like oh you're gay

01:26:35.380 the trans people are killing themselves because this the women are they were going to do it anyways

01:26:38.980 and the woman's killing herself because she's like they all see my flaws

01:26:45.380 tons of dudes are just like so you know you know what it you know what it leaves left or left

01:26:50.180 just us and that's exactly how i want posters the worst people

01:26:54.500 imagine everybody else on earth kills themselves oh oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no no

01:27:04.740 go to the black one go up that was mark random

01:27:08.340 oh boy look at this one honestly would you not but surprisingly i can't see the face too well i wish

01:27:15.540 i could see it closer but surprisingly passes yes no no i say passes too because because that's just

01:27:21.620 what a black woman looks like that yeah yeah it is that's just what a gay black that's like the

01:27:26.740 average black woman build right there honestly i think i think it's having huge tits that you can

01:27:33.460 see the bra line on i think that's what it is yeah that should don't do nothing for me you guys are

01:27:38.180 gay as hell dude no i'm not saying it does something oh no you want to fuck her dude i heard you dude it

01:27:42.820 tricks the mind if she passes you want to put your dick in her that's what you're saying that's right

01:27:46.740 that's right my thing is i would just want to see like the woman before i wouldn't do

01:27:53.060 imagine being a tranny and still being black right it's like you trained you kind of trained

01:27:57.220 yourself the wrong way you should have went white yeah woman right you could have i could have bleached

01:28:03.300 your skin and you decided to chop your dick off are you out of your fucking mind yeah michael jackson

01:28:07.300 did both hey you fucking slackers yeah i was gonna ask do you think michael jackson today would

01:28:15.220 be like i'm not gonna become white now i'm gonna actually become trans or would he still michael

01:28:18.660 jackson today would be mad right wing he'd be like i just think that the gays it's just

01:28:22.260 he would do whatever the kikes told him to that's why he got killed yeah i mean there is something to

01:28:29.220 that i've i've done a little bit on that dive before interesting shit oh you've dived into michael jackson

01:28:33.940 i by dive i watched listen to a podcast one you're not the first five foot tall white

01:28:41.540 i read a wikipedia

01:28:44.420 hey hey stop making me look at this black bitch let's go

01:28:47.700 keep going she's beautiful oh no she says she says oddly pass with my head scarf

01:28:53.460 that's what she is it is true though yeah it's it's it's a do-rag yeah i mean honestly

01:28:59.700 all it takes is to be well you gotta be that dude just got done that dude just got done robbing a

01:29:04.980 fucking mini mart well mike brown right there dude the head scarf is just like a balaclava that you just

01:29:13.860 pull a ski mask yeah dude i'm i'm i'm surprised uh the cops haven't killed her yet pick a struggle

01:29:20.980 motherfucker i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna piggyback off you and it's a very easy and uh

01:29:27.700 cliche joke but suicide by cop right here yeah yeah yeah i mean for sure setting coal up yeah with

01:29:34.100 that one all right what else the cop is just the noose for the 41 why why are you not scrolling more

01:29:41.060 here's what i'm gonna do that's that's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna post myself in this group and

01:29:47.220 say female to male does it that's what i imagine mark's mom looks like dude this little this little

01:29:54.100 emo nigga got cut from little league and he's like fuck it i'm a girl now and honestly another one

01:29:58.820 that's passing because that's what the emo girls look like see you later george yeah what's yeah

01:30:03.300 what's up with the i don't even know what the fuck she's wearing under here we lost our only black

01:30:07.060 viewer that's maybe it was the shit it was the tranny stuff yeah i wish i would have done things

01:30:11.860 differently i can't believe he's gone now well yeah i mean if you're a black dude and you try to

01:30:17.780 transition it's more difficult right it's way more difficult to talk please please scroll keep

01:30:22.980 i thought you're gonna go with like it's actually more expensive because they they charge this one

01:30:26.900 this one here looks autistic but i think they're all autistic right that's like a thing with yeah

01:30:30.740 yeah that's how they get them uh this one this one looks like an autistic girl yeah i think it's

01:30:35.540 right in the line of passing and for me on the side of not passing but it's just like an ugly girl

01:30:41.700 yeah i see this as an ugly autistic girl that's what this looks like the chest is a dead giveaway

01:30:46.820 there's not even anything close to tits and it's like that's their chest jose i don't know i don't

01:30:52.980 know look at that kofi kingston chest yeah i mean you could you could have a woman that has no jesus

01:30:58.340 this one it looks she looks like 11 from it looks like an ugly it looks like a movie i was trying to

01:31:05.940 think of somebody it looks like because i i was the face she looks like uh think about think about

01:31:10.500 how hard how how hard your life is and then you're like i'm gonna fucking rock some shitty bangs too

01:31:15.860 like yeah well it's like there's femboys and then there's trannies and i feel like that's like minor

01:31:22.100 leagues and major leagues and they and their community need to decipher that you know what i mean

01:31:26.740 i mean this is a choice right like you maybe you don't have a choice about feeling trans or

01:31:31.220 whatever but you have a choice with those bangs bitch and you fucked up my theory is this is

01:31:36.420 this is austin peterson's top 10 hottest libertarians yeah that's actually what we're

01:31:42.020 scrolling right now my my theory is kind of that these people are like so unfuckable anyway that

01:31:46.660 they're just like i don't care anymore exactly that's exactly that's a bit i have in my comedy

01:31:50.340 special is they're just it's like like fucking mediocre like well i could never get a woman so

01:31:54.580 maybe i'll be a chick and fuck dudes it's like a weird like lower downgrade it's probably where

01:31:59.300 i'm gonna be in three years keep scrolling toad i want to do it it's gonna be awesome when uh when

01:32:04.660 mark that's not even trying that's mark and toad transition female i've already since 2022 i've been

01:32:10.660 saying i'm trans i'm a trans woman so you know so when all those lawsuits come against would it be

01:32:16.100 gayer would it be gayer for mark and toad to date now as men or both transition and then

01:32:20.980 sorenzo well no i'm still going with women that's laney dog that's laney

01:32:25.860 it's a fucking cute dude okay okay that's cute dude i want to cop to something i have said i'm a

01:32:31.940 i'm a male to female trans on dating apps and the women have like watching the women's reaction to me

01:32:37.540 is so fucking crazy so it's like yeah you know what i mean like have you ever done female to male

01:32:42.980 no mark i don't know what you mean i have no fucking idea what you mean you clearly know what

01:32:48.420 i mean you mean grinder right no i mean like just how could i possibly know what you mean mark you're

01:32:55.700 you're misclassifying yourself you obviously look like a dude but you're saying you're a woman on

01:33:00.900 dating apps then they're more likely to have sex with me it's for real yes oh yeah i think i think that

01:33:06.740 makes sense actually yeah because they like confusing no if they're if they're liberal because

01:33:10.660 then they follow the fucking indoctrination like all right i can buy that better than me yeah yeah

01:33:15.220 right right because the women are yeah are more likely to be progressive karma is gonna crash on me

01:33:20.020 so hard there's there's really no friends about that lady dick she sucked and there's nothing funny

01:33:24.580 there's nothing funny about this photo and i don't know why you're staying on it there we go

01:33:27.780 you're like continually scroll this is content that's that's it that looks like a chick without makeup

01:33:32.260 really these these look like girls like they pat well this one i don't know chinese people look

01:33:36.660 rough like what a i mean that was a mexican that's a samalan that's that's an eskimo

01:33:43.460 fuck eskimos period yeah right they're getting pretty good that's just that's just like a

01:33:48.980 dike that one looks like that's a british that's a british chav yeah yeah yeah passing yeah i would

01:33:59.460 say i don't know that's pretty close it's really close i think it's the angle that makes it look

01:34:03.300 that way yeah all into emo ginormous cock the legs cross legs crossing you can't see the dick yeah yo show me

01:34:11.860 that dick girl what's up great angle ooh passes too that's uh that's the um oh the the the chick

01:34:18.580 that was former into porn that uh toad always argue with and so does dave smith um molly molly

01:34:24.420 smash yeah it's molly smash oh i thought you're i thought you're gonna say it's lean on the plug

01:34:28.260 i love how he's how he's saying this like we're playing you know the trans porn star we're all

01:34:34.180 familiar with the trans porn stars that could be dicky's wife

01:34:39.940 yo he's gonna beat your ass i'm sorry i'm not gonna put her name out there but i'm sorry i i

01:34:45.700 really like you this one oh she totally passes that is a girl no no go up oh my god it's an ad

01:34:52.900 is this oh that's an ad oh that's a lot of it's an asthma i'm like i'm like yeah i totally would

01:34:58.180 fuck that bitch you know how is this how is this shit at like advertiser friendly and my twitter

01:35:02.980 not it's fucking what are you come on i know this is like uh craigslist for suicide because

01:35:07.220 this is super progressive craigslist for suicide is the name of the episode

01:35:14.180 you got it no no that's so bad for the algo

01:35:16.820 it's so bad just for the eyes put ones like i do for suicide put ones instead of that i got by

01:35:24.580 that well it's if that makes me know that i have a good like point because i i saw a woman and i

01:35:30.260 immediately was like that's a woman dude thank god that's a woman this thing is not even trying bro

01:35:36.180 well that is that that's a girl trying this is a girl trying to be a boy oh don't don't

01:35:39.860 forget it don't flip look oh my god god you know what i noticed it's the brows uh what i've noticed

01:35:47.380 like when i watch lesbian snm porn sometimes they sneak a tranny in there and i had this thing of

01:35:52.660 like noticing that they're more abusive to the tranny i like how you threw it in there they sneak one in

01:35:59.300 i just want to make it really clear guys that like when they started you know filming there wasn't

01:36:04.020 the tranny dude and then no no because he's actually typing in he's actually talking in

01:36:08.740 lesbian porn where a tranny sneaks in no it's it's female on male i'm no female on female like lesbian

01:36:17.140 bdsm but i noticed like oh that eventually like 10 minutes in oh and then i get harder

01:36:22.660 no but like i noticed so like i did then research i was like okay female to the trans person and i'm like

01:36:28.500 i think they beat the trans one harder than they do the woman sorry i just made everyone

01:36:34.580 uncomfortable no i just i just got lost about half i just i just got hard i'm just i'm just gonna go

01:36:41.620 watch that that's the thing josie's gonna have to deal with when she's recruiting me is me like you

01:36:45.780 ever notice how women beat trans harder than other women in snm porn nope never noticed

01:36:53.300 homie looks like i've done a lot of research competition and was forced to transition

01:36:59.060 yeah this looks like mr beast guy oh it does that doesn't look like him oh wow carlin carlin's

01:37:05.460 the next one go ahead

01:37:10.020 what sucks is i feel like i've seen a mexican like ant that looks like that this looks like

01:37:14.420 this is just an o'donnell you can see the five o'clock shadow this is this is just uh top lobster's uh house

01:37:20.420 like that grows a bushy ass beard the barbecue oh yeah i bet oh great beard on this dude if he

01:37:26.580 would grow it out yeah he could grow a better beard than me that pisses me off yeah yeah you're

01:37:32.740 giving up your talents yeah this dude looks like uh some of my friends from my dude you got solid

01:37:37.860 cheekbones you got a great beard capacity this girl this girl just looks autistic this one's sad

01:37:43.460 because i feel like she would just be nice to me yeah no she's definitely not it would be it

01:37:47.220 would be tough to choke the life out of her you know what i mean besides besides the eyes though

01:37:53.380 goes the way of john wayne gacy but with trannies i don't love them i told you i don't like them i

01:37:58.580 clearly don't like them i'm fucking killing them just heard a crazy conspiracy theory about uh uh

01:38:05.060 the nephilim actually looking like clowns white faces red hair that's my god what do you think

01:38:12.260 happened in 2016 then that's what that's where it comes from yeah it's crazy it's an announcement

01:38:18.740 that they're back i i don't know if i was on mushrooms or it was the day after but i realized

01:38:22.900 like uh trans is the image of baphomet because baphomet has huge tits and a dick so to transition

01:38:29.220 having huge shits it's like you're worshiping baphomet the satanic deity see i'm not into trans

01:38:34.100 people i just want to the devil yeah that's it because i'm dominant i've made that realize

01:38:40.820 because i'm a warrior for god yeah no listen listen it's it's like you know it's like

01:38:49.380 all of it all of existence is a prison so you have to like the biggest baddest

01:38:53.700 one out of everybody and that's the devil first yeah yeah we're gonna go into we've talked about

01:38:59.300 two we talked about going into church on sunday all of us together and pretending toad as tourettes

01:39:03.540 but i also like the thought of us going to church and being like the devil

01:39:08.580 and just watch them react and be like that we hated the guy like what the

01:39:11.700 scroll scroll so you gotta learn how to find funny bro all right that's a camp counselor i've

01:39:18.020 seen that yeah yeah that's a subway headband yeah that's a gym coach sandwich in the ufc

01:39:23.780 can't tell what you're supposed to be oh that's not fair you're covering she looks like she's like

01:39:29.700 a ninth grader though yeah oh look at the hands right look at that right hand oh my god damn yeah

01:39:36.420 that's that's that's that's a man hand right there you got a mantra so i'm not you the

01:39:39.940 fuck out that looks i have a sick feeling that looks like aubry plaza that would trap it does look

01:39:45.540 like aubry plaza that would trap me for real yeah yeah it looks honestly i can see the dick imprint

01:39:51.540 though that's the problem oh you see it it's just leaned over there looking like a flat chested shoe

01:39:56.660 on head i think the reason they're trying to transition kids is for like young porn like that's

01:40:02.900 a sick theory that i actually have that they're trying to do the reason they're trying to indoctrinate

01:40:06.660 four-year-olds so they'll transition at 10 and then 18 be ready for porn this this

01:40:10.740 this nigga took a a fancy picture from long distance in a fancy bathroom and still looked

01:40:15.620 hideous how active is this by the way well it's actually how active is this thread um let me see

01:40:24.020 this is uh what we've gone down to five days ago yeah because i'm gonna post markrandom.com

01:40:29.940 i skipped a bunch of them i know i know we're tops i know we're tops going with this he's gonna

01:40:33.540 say we have to also decide if they're still alive or not five five five days ago five days ago it's like

01:40:40.580 50 50. the further down we go yeah the further down you go yeah the greater the greater the

01:40:49.700 percentage this is the most we've ever done dude i love it i was also getting at that i think we

01:40:56.020 could do it again like because it seems like they're posting here frequently they're constantly

01:40:59.860 like like self-conscious we'll do it we'll do it we'll do it every episode it's time for tranny spotting

01:41:07.060 i bet i bet they block a lot of fucking accounts though because i bet they're getting all the

01:41:11.460 time with people being like i've got a great idea cole you ready strap in homeboy your mom's house you

01:41:16.100 know how they all do their taglines we need to get our audience to start putting taglines in the

01:41:20.340 comments to all these pictures and we'll we make this a regular bit and then we get to see see our

01:41:25.300 own fucked up quotes oh this is craigslist for suicide or what the fuck is this dude the

01:41:33.380 moderate the moderators are going to be have a hell of a time trying to remove oh that is amazing

01:41:39.060 clint what i would say about this though is uh i think uh the fact that uh he she took a a picture

01:41:44.020 in like a fancy bathroom or whatever makes her look worse in comparison like that bathroom looks way

01:41:49.300 better than than the person that's what you know that's that's the son of like a multi-billionaire

01:41:54.660 oligarch in russia yes yeah like for real for real that's what that is go to the next one to be

01:42:01.700 that's all this armpit hair by the way i think how long this dude's arms are it's like it's like

01:42:07.620 feminine looking because it's all it's all it's feminine it's feminine because it's dainty but then you

01:42:13.540 see the length and you're like bruh dude how dude how life after tower gang

01:42:20.260 he's he's looking up with the lorenzo from the from up there

01:42:24.980 and you see the yeah the cat up there because of course but

01:42:32.580 your best joke is one you don't even like really mean to i love it

01:42:36.340 the picture looks like it's like stretched out vertically though i don't know how that person

01:42:40.020 that was i thought toad had a i said oh i hope it's good i hope it's fully naked i hope it's

01:42:47.060 that's a that's a girl no maybe you don't pass bro you don't pass no i thought you're in fifth

01:42:52.180 grade like it looks it looks like a boy i don't know what what's really tragic about this

01:42:57.140 the proof of life i don't i don't get it they're trans mark

01:43:06.340 the proof of life i don't know i don't know i haven't committed suicide yet mark i don't know

01:43:11.380 after the last time six days ago though i don't know it would be fun to go in here and like find

01:43:16.660 the drama and stuff in the reddit and like just cover the the inner workings of exchanges that have

01:43:22.500 happened there that looks like lawrence that looks like lauren chin that's that's karen and harlos

01:43:30.820 an old cracked out whore

01:43:38.100 she stood up for libertarian party new hampshire that one time

01:43:41.460 how dare you clint oh you're such a fucking asshole when you want the bar

01:43:45.460 how many trans are up there crib daddy how many trans are up there all right how how many of these

01:43:52.260 are we we probably could scroll oh yo that's a woman yo that bitch still got asthma unbelievable

01:43:57.460 you know what this is this is like a uh like the coffee app like smelling coffee if you're smelling

01:44:01.780 too big candles this this is like the palate cleanser like the zeroing of our of our gay and

01:44:06.980 trans radar yeah we're like really honing it down yeah you gotta be like this is what a woman looks

01:44:11.140 like all right well well yeah yeah but she's yeah it is a pretty generic here's a reference point yeah

01:44:17.540 you've seen like five or six these trains it's time to refresh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but she's still

01:44:22.660 shooting herself in the mouth the last three you said passing i just want to show you another woman

01:44:27.700 all right now go back up you know how often you know how often i'll hear toad trying to get a joke in

01:44:33.460 and he just said yeah right yeah yeah yeah for like fucking 25 seconds and i was like this joke

01:44:38.500 is gonna fucking suck and he's been trying for 25 seconds to get it in and then it was good and

01:44:43.300 i'm so proud of him hit it with a banger line what did he say it got lulled over because that it's

01:44:48.980 still not a good joke because of the delivery he forced it and sometimes you just gotta go not

01:44:54.260 happening yeah you're literally the wait i could have wait you could have waited until we all shut up

01:44:59.140 and then you go yeah but still shooting herself in the mouth oh that's a great joke

01:45:06.340 yeah see you guys you guys never shut up that was an amazing no you can always jump in well toad

01:45:12.100 if you just saw i showed you how to do it okay so next time do that so he had a good one he

01:45:16.900 fucking i called it toad with a fatality where he was debating some trans person and he said if you

01:45:22.020 have to say you're a man it's because you're not and i was like whoa how do you how do you come back

01:45:26.500 from that as a trans person there's no way when toad types it out 40 chance they don't toad for the

01:45:33.220 love of christ why are we still looking at this asthma ad and just like that if you feel the need

01:45:37.700 to say that you don't fuck trannies you totally want to fuck trannies because we needed we needed

01:45:41.860 the michael jackson no that looks that looks like a legit alien could i say this one actually this one

01:45:48.100 actually looks like uh nico from uh the habitarians oh no how far do you think i could get how far do you

01:46:08.580 think i could get in with the i'm trans because i've been saying it for a year and i did get a comedy

01:46:13.140 show once by saying i was trans and then i said oh you're transphobic and then they did put me on

01:46:17.940 and they did pay me how far do you think i could go with this uh moderately far but at some point like

01:46:24.020 could i sue a comedy could i sue that looks like baron trump looks like clint in the 90s

01:46:30.180 i did have that haircut good call totally did that's just clint he's just been oh god oh god

01:46:39.060 no one will know i'm a tranny

01:46:42.260 that's uh that that's i'll confuse them with my hair color

01:46:46.100 it's rachel blackfire that's that's the uh that's the tennessee school shooter oh god it's oh

01:46:51.860 shit who even knows yeah who knows what it is which way is it coming from yeah by the way it's in the

01:46:58.740 military oh jose that you've seen women in the military yes this might be better than some of

01:47:03.700 them yep yep yep they really can't tell oh boy click on that one i gotta see the full image

01:47:12.820 look at look at how bad that dude is at doing his makeup

01:47:17.460 press see the full image before i go over there and punch you

01:47:20.020 look at your makeup nigga you can't do

01:47:25.060 shit oh that's so bad

01:47:31.700 oh this segment is so evil i love it keep going

01:47:35.300 like oh my god that's what i'm gonna post my picture you've got the best in us random

01:47:41.540 i'm gonna post my picture with markrandom.com like i'm definitely to be promoting

01:47:49.700 that's a great that's a great inside joke of the show too that's a great that's so good okay besides

01:47:55.220 me and clint who's more likely to have sex with a trans of the toad top lobster cole or jose

01:48:00.420 oh it's clearly jose yeah oh yeah it's probably jose all right you notice how i had to take me and

01:48:07.060 you out because

01:48:10.580 i mean i mean everyone's just going to assume that i'm down because of all the jokes now

01:48:14.260 uh yeah look i'm just giving up on my political career

01:48:17.220 they just they just they just took a picture like in hong kong or in singapore or whatever the

01:48:26.260 fuck in thailand they just like i just walked by past a woman and took a picture and that dude has

01:48:31.780 a rack

01:48:35.860 like george i don't know i'm telling you that looks like a lady boy from like uh

01:48:39.860 fucking thailand thailand yeah i don't even know what's going on that looks like a like a female

01:48:44.900 jose like built the i believe that shit like if i met that i would use pronouns and shit i just

01:48:49.940 don't south of the equator you're you got it right that's what i do could out squat that dude squats

01:48:55.060 elite way way way more elite than you cole yeah yeah oh no oh it's in using the towel oh that's

01:49:03.380 such a great oh man bunches it up to give more of an appearance of boots yes you did you got some

01:49:08.100 you got some tips there huh some crazy people do like this and then take a picture in their bathroom

01:49:12.740 some crazy people do a podcast about it yeah but at least we're like entertaining we're giving to an

01:49:19.860 audience they are doing it for the narcissism and they're not aware soy drinks they're not aware

01:49:26.100 no they aren't they're not aware that they're entertaining we're aware that we're trying to

01:49:30.900 entertain an audience i think it probably is all right you guys we're almost at two hours how long

01:49:35.460 are we gonna look at trannies i'm fucking until you feel uncomfortable just until you feel uncomfortable

01:49:39.780 jose i'm not uncomfortable yet i've been uncomfortable just because of like i'm looking like

01:49:45.460 like i'm not lying i probably could see something with that so yeah your mom's cute dude

01:49:52.180 not this one

01:49:55.060 yo you know as a really

01:50:02.340 you know who has a really

01:50:03.620 fucking hot mom he we're doing a dedication has a

01:50:08.420 fucking hot daddy

01:50:11.620 hot

01:50:12.180 fucking hot dude yo let's let's all let's all

01:50:14.980 crip crips mom and try and make another crib

01:50:18.260 and then we eat pizza that's how you make a crib

01:50:20.580 can you like oh my god

01:50:22.180 it's a cream pie gangbang

01:50:26.020 that joke hurt my soul clean

01:50:28.900 i really think that is like the magical formula to create a random

01:50:34.660 it's a cream pie gangbang

01:50:37.860 just just dna just all mishmashed and then you have another

01:50:40.580 cryp daddy

01:50:42.180 and he comes out like kill man

01:50:45.540 you will be a great comedian

01:50:48.740 but at what cost

01:50:50.820 if you tune in just now you think that we hate this kid

01:50:53.700 i know i know we hope we open it with 20 minute like homage to his existence and then we end it with

01:50:58.740 gangbang his mother that is tower gang

01:51:01.300 it's a great it's a great way to end it yes we're gonna just we're just gonna combine all of our

01:51:05.940 retarded dna inside of his mother's uterus to reform crypt dad hey holla at us

01:51:11.460 we're trying to make magic happen

01:51:13.220 holla at us mama crypt i got this dick for you you know what i'm saying

01:51:16.500 she's not crippled right

01:51:18.420 they would never she will be when we're done

01:51:21.860 it would never get this hardcore

01:51:24.660 it would never get this hardcore on legion of skanks that's what i'm talking about i love being

01:51:28.740 outmatched by you guys they want to be like the funniest we're out of our

01:51:32.260 fucking minds can you imagine if they want to be the funniest y'all just want to be really

01:51:35.620 soul hurts after that joke can you imagine if his mom was like him and like some dude

01:51:42.580 fucked her and then out came crap and you'd be like

01:51:45.140 fuck

01:51:48.340 dude if if i came out if i thought this was a recessive gene god

01:51:52.180 damn it'd be a one-off

01:51:57.700 no you have to clip the tribute you have to clip us saying cool things about

01:52:01.220 him if we're going to use this clip because it's like it's

01:52:03.540 well we'll click out my conscience with this

01:52:08.580 i love how i love how he wants to save his relationship with with the dead crypt daddy but

01:52:12.660 he's like no fuck lewis and dude what are you doing if you if you don't save it though he will

01:52:19.060 haunt you man no it's not even that it's just it's like i don't know just i love it though like

01:52:24.340 i'm laughing i'm not like oh you guys but it offended me but like that's good it's

01:52:28.900 fucking you guys they're having uh they're having a uh discussion in the chat of whether

01:52:32.980 pearl davis is trans or not which i think this is really that's actually because they said one

01:52:37.060 of them looks like pearl just a linebacker just a linebacker yeah i don't know i think she looks

01:52:41.140 like uh chelsea manning or brown when i i do want to uh when we were on elijah's show and i i

01:52:46.660 didn't know who pearl davis was and by the name pearl i thought it was a black woman and so i was

01:52:51.300 making jokes thinking pearl davis was she burns coal for sure she's she's she's she's as tall as

01:52:59.620 a black woman yeah she does look like every white chick that fucks a black man she does she looks

01:53:05.220 like she got a tattoo that says princess oh oh oh that's what you meant i thought you just meant

01:53:10.740 that she uh that she's uh constantly throwing insults at coal all right and that's it's the tower power

01:53:17.780 hour slut no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed

01:53:28.260 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower game tower game tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:53:35.060 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang chop it in lock it's a same with lobster cole and jose

01:53:41.060 toad is sick no way jose the tower power they made dates for all his tower gang tower gang

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01:54:39.620 Liberty lock is truth say

01:54:41.660 Same with lobster, coal, and Jose

01:54:44.000 Toad is sick, no way, Jose

01:54:46.160 If you read, I rhyme Jose with Jose

01:54:49.100 They made dates with all his fame

01:54:51.520 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang

01:54:54.200 They made dates with all his fame

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01:55:01.820 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all

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Tower Gang - August 24, 2023

Ep 138 - Tombstone Pizza w⧸ Mark RanDoM

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