Tower Gang - Ep 137 - Jackasschwitz w⧸ Ryan Rivera

00:00:00.000 Black people, shh.

00:00:09.040 It's Power Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:14.860 What's up, retards?

00:00:16.760 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:00:18.460 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's pussy.

00:00:23.520 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone?

00:00:26.140 I don't know.

00:00:27.220 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:30.540 Woe is me, I'm retarded.

00:00:32.800 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like,

00:00:36.320 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:41.080 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:45.120 Fucking asshole.

00:00:47.200 Toad's a liar.

00:00:48.500 He was a 10 in real life.

00:00:49.940 She's like a dead 8.

00:00:53.500 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:54.820 Donald Trump, come on, Tower Gang.

00:00:56.800 That is fine.

00:00:57.340 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:00:59.420 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:06.880 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:08.700 This shit is retarded.

00:01:10.160 Like.

00:01:13.300 Yo, you threw me off with the retard kissing.

00:01:15.680 No.

00:01:15.760 I'm Clint Russell, host of Woody Lockdown.

00:01:18.280 It is 9-11 on a Wednesday and you know what that means, bitch.

00:01:20.780 Get your retard hat on because we're getting on the short bus, bitch.

00:01:24.300 Let's go.

00:01:25.140 Thank you.

00:01:27.880 Top lobster, top left.

00:01:29.640 Toad, top, middle.

00:01:30.680 Fucking fat coal.

00:01:31.980 The most jack midget in the planet.

00:01:34.400 Bottom middle.

00:01:35.100 We got Jose Galasson, host of No Way Jose.

00:01:37.180 Bottom right.

00:01:37.720 And today, a very special guest.

00:01:41.040 It is White Bobby Lee.

00:01:44.600 What's up, brother?

00:01:45.420 Oh, yeah.

00:01:49.380 It's time to play the game.

00:01:52.500 Time to play the game.

00:01:54.720 That song rules.

00:01:55.440 Fresh meat.

00:01:56.800 Hell yeah, man.

00:01:58.440 No, seriously.

00:01:59.460 We actually have Donald Trump here with us.

00:02:01.940 He's excited to be on Tower Gang.

00:02:04.520 Donald, go ahead and tell us.

00:02:05.580 Is this as big a moment as winning the election?

00:02:09.160 How are you feeling about it right about now?

00:02:12.120 Well, we love, I mean, really, we love the Tower Gang, right?

00:02:15.640 Frankly, hold on.

00:02:19.300 Excuse me.

00:02:20.520 These are great people.

00:02:21.880 Okay, they say the K word and the N word and the F slur, okay?

00:02:25.380 But really, they're what we call fantastic.

00:02:28.320 Oops, excuse me.

00:02:31.920 I'm surprised Trump doesn't actually have this problem, usually.

00:02:35.580 I do have that problem.

00:02:37.040 Jimmy Kimmel, remember?

00:02:38.080 He touched the hair.

00:02:39.160 One of the Jimmies, right?

00:02:40.260 We call him Jimmy.

00:02:41.800 Did you hear my DeSantis yet?

00:02:43.900 No.

00:02:44.540 I felt bad because it was the week that I did that and I did it on my friend's podcast

00:02:51.500 and Greg Kelly watches that podcast.

00:02:53.640 So I'm thinking, I don't know, is DeSantis seeing this?

00:02:56.440 I felt bad because it was the week that that guy was like, so, you're running your campaign.

00:03:02.260 Why are people not liking you?

00:03:03.620 Like, what do you think it is about you personally that people aren't connecting to?

00:03:06.900 And he's like, I think we did a great job if you saw what we did in Florida.

00:03:11.100 And he's like, almost crying.

00:03:13.380 And I was like, I don't think I want to do this anymore.

00:03:15.600 I feel bad.

00:03:16.180 If you see what we're doing in Florida, the head bobbing left and right, we're changing

00:03:22.140 the books from gay books to regular books.

00:03:24.300 Guys, Trump isn't doing that, okay?

00:03:29.440 I'm a human.

00:03:30.460 I didn't know you could make a funny Ron DeSantis impersonation, but you managed to pull it off.

00:03:35.060 I heard you have a fucking Tim Pool in your arsenal.

00:03:37.120 I got to hear this.

00:03:37.960 Yeah, where's my hat?

00:03:39.360 I feel like it's on your head.

00:03:40.460 It's on your head.

00:03:41.300 Oh.

00:03:41.880 We're probably supposed to pay him for this.

00:03:43.280 Like, this is what he does for a living.

00:03:44.240 We're like, no, just entertain us.

00:03:46.460 I've never seen a Tim Pool impersonation.

00:03:49.720 This really is like the pace of a Carrot Top show.

00:03:52.280 He was like, all right, that worked.

00:03:53.400 Go ahead, throw that away.

00:03:55.500 Do you have another one?

00:03:56.460 I wish I could screen share because I have the face and everything, the face swap, but

00:04:01.600 whatever.

00:04:02.720 I look Asian.

00:04:03.500 I look close enough to him, but listen, guys, this just came in.

00:04:07.020 The Maui fires are getting worse.

00:04:09.280 Well, listen, folks.

00:04:10.840 The left Democrats, I think they want a civil war.

00:04:14.580 It's crazy.

00:04:15.680 It's nuts.

00:04:17.420 Check out this article from BuzzFeed.

00:04:19.120 This is crazy.

00:04:21.860 You guys are in the civil war.

00:04:22.980 I just need that to be, and I'll also have him finally say, like, Ian, you're a fucking

00:04:28.540 idiot, and just turn back, because he never says it, and he definitely needs to get that

00:04:32.460 guy.

00:04:32.720 He says it, but in the most smart person way, usually.

00:04:37.340 He'll go about cutting Ian down, and Ian will just be like, oh.

00:04:41.340 It's so mean.

00:04:43.040 It is mean.

00:04:44.380 Ian's like a little puppy.

00:04:45.680 He's like, oh, there was actually, in Lord of the Rings, there was a faction of orcs.

00:04:49.580 He's like, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian.

00:04:51.340 That's fucking retarded.

00:04:52.240 Dude, but as funny as the, if you're ever in the live chat, it's basically split between

00:04:57.300 people that want to suck off Ian, like, literally suck him off, and they're talking about how

00:05:01.020 big his dick is, and then there's the other half that's just like, fuck Ian.

00:05:05.160 Fuck that guy.

00:05:06.080 It's completely split, and they'll go back and forth.

00:05:08.480 It's really funny.

00:05:09.560 And those people think his dick is small, so it's like, really.

00:05:11.800 Yeah, they just go, man, like, those dicks are so huge.

00:05:14.440 I love the concept of having Ian there, because I'm not really a current events guy, but I also

00:05:19.180 have my comedy, like, somewhat this, that I do, so I'm like, come on, Ian, give me an

00:05:23.620 opening.

00:05:24.240 Give me something to work with.

00:05:25.640 What was worse, guys, Ian's workout video or Toad's workout video?

00:05:30.940 Oh, Jesus.

00:05:31.700 That's a good one.

00:05:32.960 Didn't Toad come back with, like, he was like, well, I did 30 pounds, and I curled that,

00:05:36.700 but if you look, his curls are so bad, so I don't know.

00:05:39.820 So, I lifted more weight than Ian did, but my form was not good, so I don't know, you

00:05:45.200 decide.

00:05:45.620 Ian had great form, but he was lifting, like, girl weights.

00:05:48.300 They were lifting two and a half pounds.

00:05:49.980 Yeah, I think they were honestly three or four pound weights, but he did have his arms locked

00:05:53.800 out, so it's probably comparable in terms of tension.

00:05:56.380 That's like moving your arms in water.

00:05:58.240 He was probably doing some weird, like, restarted time under tension, like, to a ridiculous degree

00:06:03.200 or something, knowing him.

00:06:04.380 I want to believe, he's also six foot and weighs 135 pounds, so, like, yeah, I outweigh

00:06:11.480 him.

00:06:11.700 I would kick Ian's ass.

00:06:13.180 Oh, let's put this fucking fight together.

00:06:15.280 I want to see.

00:06:16.480 That's a good fight, actually.

00:06:17.760 I think, yeah, I think he would.

00:06:18.940 I think Toad would fuck Ian up.

00:06:20.400 I don't think so.

00:06:22.280 I got my money on Ian all day.

00:06:23.880 Ryan just said, he was telling us he's been doing boxing, so that might be a good for him

00:06:27.160 thing to, he can give his thoughts on it.

00:06:29.980 Yeah, I could be up Ian very easily.

00:06:31.460 It would just, I'd feel bad.

00:06:32.840 No, no, no.

00:06:33.420 What about Toad versus Ian?

00:06:37.200 I think, you know, Toad looks like, you know, I don't know, because Ian doesn't seem like

00:06:40.560 an aggressive or even assertive person.

00:06:42.980 I've seen him just try to make a point and a small Asian guy with a beanie just shutting

00:06:46.720 him down immediately.

00:06:48.860 Keep in mind, though.

00:06:49.960 Keep in mind, though.

00:06:51.000 Toad is four foot four, so.

00:06:53.280 He's also the arbiter of funny.

00:06:55.700 I'm three foot two.

00:06:56.780 It's fine.

00:06:58.180 I saw that video of fucking Ian preacher curling, like a couch preacher curl.

00:07:02.640 Yeah.

00:07:03.000 And it looked like a good pump.

00:07:04.580 I like the small weight thing.

00:07:06.680 Sometimes you need just high rep, fucking get it all pumped up.

00:07:10.060 But he's the kind of guy that seems like he'd be fucking using crystals as dumbbells or something.

00:07:15.340 I think you would have a gym bro friend that'd be like, yo, don't post that.

00:07:21.020 Yeah.

00:07:21.280 You get a good workout.

00:07:22.460 I'm proud of you.

00:07:23.220 But don't post that.

00:07:24.000 Yo, I have a bet with Ian right now because he saw that I'm at 97,000 followers on Twitter

00:07:31.060 and he's at 97,500.

00:07:32.580 So, we're having a race.

00:07:33.900 And if I beat him, so this is very important that everyone listening right now, go and

00:07:37.340 follow at Liberty LockPod.

00:07:38.380 Do not follow Ian Crossland because this is a high stakes bet.

00:07:40.800 If I lose, I have to give him a hug.

00:07:43.880 And if I win, he owes me a hug.

00:07:45.940 So, I want that hug, folks.

00:07:47.600 Please make it happen.

00:07:48.260 It's like gay as shit I've ever been.

00:07:48.760 That's gay as shit?

00:07:49.600 I can't believe you said that here.

00:07:51.440 You wasted time on this show.

00:07:53.540 Wait, wait, wait.

00:07:53.560 That's gay?

00:07:54.460 Yeah.

00:07:55.160 What are you talking about?

00:07:56.820 Wait, look at this.

00:07:57.420 You're just like, either way, we have to hug each other.

00:07:59.280 Oh, don't you do it.

00:08:01.380 Oh, my God.

00:08:03.760 No.

00:08:04.760 Let's go.

00:08:05.880 Let's hug.

00:08:06.340 Baby.

00:08:09.580 Fuck you.

00:08:10.460 I actually, I just unfollowed Ian today because he unfollowed me.

00:08:15.000 Oh, no.

00:08:15.520 Like a bitch.

00:08:15.980 I hate that, right?

00:08:16.980 Yeah.

00:08:17.220 Oh, no.

00:08:18.260 Oh, no.

00:08:18.820 All right.

00:08:19.440 Let's hop in the mailbag.

00:08:20.740 To be fair, you were probably clowning on him in his workout video.

00:08:23.480 Are we not going to address?

00:08:25.820 I was like, look at this faggot.

00:08:27.020 Mass unfollowing Ian.

00:08:29.120 Hold on.

00:08:29.700 Hold on.

00:08:30.000 Are we not going to address what's going on right here?

00:08:32.960 What are you saying?

00:08:33.540 What are you saying?

00:08:34.600 This fucking naked man in front of us that looks like, and Toad, I'm saying this sincerely,

00:08:38.980 get that mole checked out.

00:08:40.540 I already have.

00:08:41.800 I had a dermatologist.

00:08:43.720 My dermatologist said that I have amazing skin and to not be worried about this mole,

00:08:49.300 even though it has.

00:08:50.020 Toad, Toad, you know that you could just ask them and they would have removed it, right?

00:08:53.940 Did you like, do you want to keep it?

00:08:55.500 Do you like having Pangea on your left shoulder?

00:08:59.160 Yeah.

00:09:00.220 I love it, dude.

00:09:02.060 Do you think it'll separate and turn into different countries and countries?

00:09:05.100 Yeah.

00:09:05.300 Yeah.

00:09:05.600 Yeah.

00:09:06.720 And then when that happens, I will cut off just Africa.

00:09:10.260 That's the one that's going to be malignant, unfortunately.

00:09:16.920 Like, oh shit, there's extra melanin in this mole right here.

00:09:20.380 Get rid of that shit.

00:09:21.920 Toad, you're close enough to be like, yeah, I'm basically 1% black, and so I can say it.

00:09:27.480 You are.

00:09:27.860 Nicole, I think we've tried to segue into Mailbag multiple times.

00:09:33.180 All right, fine.

00:09:33.840 I feel like we're just killing Toad.

00:09:37.020 For our listening audience, we are all tanked up tonight.

00:09:43.180 This is for the ladies and the homos that watch.

00:09:45.700 This is sex appeal.

00:09:46.680 We do this for you.

00:09:47.700 This is why Toad took his entire fucking clothes off.

00:09:49.980 I don't know why, but that's where we're at right now.

00:09:52.380 I don't own a tank because I am a fucking tank, so I can't go.

00:09:58.500 And by the way, the doctor that said he has beautiful skin, 60-year-old Czechoslovakian

00:10:03.460 woman.

00:10:04.500 It was actually, his name is Buffalo Bill, actually.

00:10:08.800 You have great skin.

00:10:10.120 You have to put lotion on it.

00:10:13.360 I rub the lotion on it, yeah.

00:10:15.220 Guys, only on one portion of it.

00:10:17.640 Can we just explain why we're so amped up today?

00:10:20.500 Over the week, something crazy happened.

00:10:22.860 Fuck Mailbag.

00:10:23.500 We tried to play Mailbag.

00:10:24.880 Toad, pull up the video of what happened here.

00:10:27.660 People pay good money for us to...

00:10:29.440 They pay us $3 whenever they feel like.

00:10:33.780 It's not even monthly anymore.

00:10:35.760 They pay good money.

00:10:38.140 Before we got kicked off of fucking, was it Patreon or whatever that is?

00:10:42.140 Yeah, at least we were like, oh, this guy gives $5 a month.

00:10:44.580 Now on Locals, they're like, this guy gives whatever he didn't get, whatever he didn't pay

00:10:48.620 for coffee.

00:10:49.420 $0.73.

00:10:49.840 $0.56 three months ago.

00:10:53.800 Get the fuck out of there, man.

00:10:57.840 So, play the video.

00:10:58.780 We don't respect these hoes.

00:10:59.920 Look at these hoes in the chat.

00:11:01.040 Look at them, just talking away.

00:11:02.540 Yap, yap, yap.

00:11:03.440 Shut up.

00:11:03.700 They got words to say, fucking.

00:11:06.320 We should have never taught Slikes how to read.

00:11:08.440 We're doing big things like this.

00:11:10.420 That's right, yeah.

00:11:11.100 All right.

00:11:12.360 Wait until everyone wasn't talking.

00:11:14.960 What the fuck is that?

00:11:15.720 I guess it's ended it.

00:11:17.640 We're playing the game.

00:11:18.820 We're going back.

00:11:20.320 So, when are you having Tower Gang on?

00:11:22.700 I don't know what that is.

00:11:23.240 They paid me to say that.

00:11:24.160 Mark, let me...

00:11:24.920 Could I pay Zach Stout?

00:11:26.420 And I mean this.

00:11:27.640 Shannon, edit that out of the show.

00:11:29.340 Oh, fuck.

00:11:30.520 The Tower Gang is not going to fucking mark random their way into my show.

00:11:35.000 Now, Tower Gang just has one year of never being on a gas digital show.

00:11:38.920 Just because of you.

00:11:40.020 Just because you fucked it up.

00:11:41.100 Because they thought you were going to be the one.

00:11:42.440 Are you out of your fucking mind?

00:11:43.640 I told them, man.

00:11:45.380 You really fucked up.

00:11:46.520 And you never will know.

00:11:47.500 You really fucked up.

00:11:48.600 No one's going to know.

00:11:49.380 One year band.

00:11:50.800 Shannon, put it on the board.

00:11:51.740 One year band for Tower Gang.

00:11:53.700 Edit all this out.

00:11:54.780 Actually, no.

00:11:55.140 None of this goes out.

00:11:55.600 Can I please say, please don't edit any of this.

00:11:57.140 Just bleep the word Tower.

00:11:58.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:59.080 No, no.

00:11:59.540 Do that.

00:11:59.900 So we can have the whole comedy of the fact that you're refusing to have it.

00:12:03.120 Just bleep the word Tower Gang.

00:12:06.640 Bleep the entire word.

00:12:08.060 But could I pay Zach's salary to have on?

00:12:11.260 No.

00:12:12.300 I could pay Zach's salary.

00:12:13.740 I don't think you could pay Zach's salary.

00:12:14.860 Zach is like his best friend.

00:12:18.260 What?

00:12:18.700 This goes to the head.

00:12:20.660 Now I think he's taking a shot at his salary.

00:12:22.760 No, I wanted blank on.

00:12:25.860 Blank on.

00:12:26.520 He's doing it himself.

00:12:28.980 See, I bleeped it out.

00:12:31.820 A British person was hospitalized after holding in a sneeze.

00:12:35.140 Dude.

00:12:35.560 Oh my God, dude.

00:12:36.260 Have you ever seen...

00:12:37.360 Okay, so here's what happened.

00:12:39.140 And I don't give a fuck who hears it.

00:12:41.100 Random DMs me randomly.

00:12:42.780 Because this is what he does.

00:12:43.740 It's like three in the morning.

00:12:45.340 We love him, by the way.

00:12:46.980 We love Random.

00:12:47.700 And I don't regret anything he did.

00:12:50.080 I don't regret any of the repercussions, even though we didn't ask for anything.

00:12:52.880 We didn't ask him to do that.

00:12:53.660 But it was still awesome.

00:12:55.880 He DMs me like, he's like, yo, I got on rap.

00:12:58.800 And I was like, yeah, I saw they announced it.

00:13:00.220 Pretty cool.

00:13:01.000 And he's like, I'm going to shout out Tower Gang.

00:13:03.220 And I was like, hey, that's pretty cool.

00:13:05.140 I appreciate that.

00:13:06.220 He goes, but I'm going to do it in a way that will surprise you.

00:13:09.840 And I was like, I said, oh, like how?

00:13:12.940 Could you tell me?

00:13:13.640 And he's like, it's going to...

00:13:14.500 No.

00:13:15.100 And I was like, I guess I'll just watch and see.

00:13:18.880 That was his ingenious plot.

00:13:21.840 Hey, I'm here to show you the way that Dave paid me to do it.

00:13:25.640 It's the most ingenious way to do it.

00:13:27.300 Because it was like, I mean, it was so ill-received at every second.

00:13:31.240 And it was just so amazing.

00:13:33.880 It's also weird for me, as a growing up a Christian, watching the devil himself be like, no, these guys are pretty good.

00:13:43.180 I didn't know the devil looked like Crispin Glover.

00:13:45.780 Like, damn.

00:13:49.000 This guy with all the Satan tattoos.

00:13:51.020 My favorite variant of Luis J. Gomez is the angry one.

00:13:54.380 So the fact that our name made him angry was some sort of surreal experience for me.

00:14:00.700 It was thrilling.

00:14:01.660 That's the only variant of Luis, to be fair.

00:14:04.560 Well, it's the only funny variant, yeah.

00:14:06.300 All right.

00:14:06.880 He's got a very intimidating voice.

00:14:08.780 Like, he's one of the guys that I wouldn't want him to be mad at me just because his voice is so aggressive.

00:14:13.640 But he's like a nice guy.

00:14:14.940 Like, I've had a couple of experience with him, and he's very nice.

00:14:17.840 Have you seen him fight?

00:14:18.760 It's not impressive.

00:14:19.760 No.

00:14:20.040 No, I haven't.

00:14:20.800 Dude.

00:14:21.360 But that's the thing.

00:14:21.880 It's not even about the fight.

00:14:22.880 Like, even when I first started boxing, too, like, I just, I was told to, like, stick close to the person, and, like, you bypass their arms.

00:14:29.700 But I was like, yeah, but, like, their head is, like, so close to me.

00:14:32.580 And, like, I think they're going to bite me or something.

00:14:34.180 Like, I don't, I don't, I get intimidated by people with, like, a nice, strong voice, and they're angry.

00:14:40.120 Like, Gavin, it used to work for Gavin.

00:14:42.340 He yells at me all the time.

00:14:43.340 It just doesn't work anymore.

00:14:44.840 He could scream in my face, and I'll be like, that's what's up.

00:14:47.560 But back in the day, it's like, oh, fuck, I'm being yelled at.

00:14:51.740 But, yeah, I don't know.

00:14:53.340 He's been a nice guy, but lately he has been a little ornery, right?

00:14:57.680 Like, he had a fight with somebody on Legion of Skanks.

00:15:00.160 I'm really dying to see it.

00:15:01.480 It's the Kyle Dunnigan episode, which is, he's a great impersonator, but I heard he didn't get to say anything, because it was just, like, a lot of big fights.

00:15:08.320 I think Toto was in the audience, wasn't he?

00:15:09.540 Who would win in a fight?

00:15:10.360 That was a different episode.

00:15:11.660 Lewis at the Boston Live when he fought a guy in the audience.

00:15:15.100 He's fighting people at every show, apparently.

00:15:16.680 Ryan, who would win?

00:15:18.140 Maybe he's on steroids.

00:15:19.240 Who would win in a fight?

00:15:20.220 Puerto Rican.

00:15:20.720 You or Kyle Dunnigan?

00:15:22.780 I would murder Kyle Dunnigan.

00:15:25.680 You heard it here first, folks.

00:15:27.140 He's going to kill Kyle Dunnigan.

00:15:28.880 He seems, like, low-key based.

00:15:30.740 I'm not sure.

00:15:31.300 He was on Rogan, and he was saying, I don't know, a couple, like, dog whistles.

00:15:35.300 Dog whistles are real.

00:15:36.260 Like, the ADL made that up, I'm sure, but it works.

00:15:39.640 I got whistled.

00:15:40.980 88 hours from now.

00:15:42.600 There are literal dog whistles that exist.

00:15:44.700 Yeah, where I grew up, dog whistles meant lunch was ready, but, um.

00:15:52.040 Got that dog in him.

00:15:53.420 Hell yeah.

00:15:53.980 All right, so go ahead with the mailbag whenever you're ready.

00:15:56.740 Oh, yeah.

00:15:57.260 Yes.

00:15:57.600 All right, so we have Jack says, Toad's the type of nigga to use command line because he

00:16:04.420 doesn't know how to use a graphical user interface.

00:16:06.860 Don't worry, he gets the joke.

00:16:08.440 Ouch.

00:16:11.060 I don't get the joke.

00:16:11.940 I don't get the joke, but fuck you, Toad.

00:16:13.560 That was a good one.

00:16:14.160 No, no, no.

00:16:15.060 That is actually, uh, that's not even an insult, man.

00:16:18.420 That's a compliment.

00:16:19.280 The fact that I know how to use fucking command line interfaces.

00:16:21.880 Mute him.

00:16:22.160 I don't know what any of this means.

00:16:23.520 Just mute him.

00:16:24.120 I use it all the time, man.

00:16:26.180 Fucking Unix commands.

00:16:27.540 Yeah.

00:16:27.960 I love it.

00:16:28.720 So then how come you can't configure out control scroll?

00:16:30.160 Toad and the agent are the other ones understanding this.

00:16:32.220 Like, oh, yes.

00:16:33.720 That's right.

00:16:34.920 Dude.

00:16:35.500 Computer software.

00:16:36.400 Yes.

00:16:36.620 We make all time.

00:16:38.360 Listen, man.

00:16:39.560 Dude, I am old school.

00:16:41.540 I am a software developer who grew up through the 90s.

00:16:44.640 You think I know how to use fucking UI for...

00:16:48.320 No, you can't use Google, so...

00:16:50.160 Like, the more defensive you get, the more uncertain that you're an FBI agent that has never looked

00:16:55.800 at a computer aside from when you're doing this show.

00:16:58.520 I don't think you know anything about computers.

00:17:01.380 In fact, I'm certain of it.

00:17:02.380 I don't think you know anything.

00:17:02.980 You know, I can tell he's not an FBI agent because government workers get good health

00:17:06.860 care and he would have had that mole looked at around.

00:17:10.380 That shit is gross, bro.

00:17:12.040 Yeah.

00:17:12.660 And if the Fed sent you out as a mole with a mole...

00:17:18.680 That's an awesome power show.

00:17:20.960 Fuck.

00:17:21.940 Moly, moly, moly, moly.

00:17:23.620 Yo, I think your mole just winked at me.

00:17:25.060 That shit sucks.

00:17:25.960 Dude, what I'm wondering is, dude, I've been shirtless, like, at least five times on the

00:17:29.960 show and you're only bringing this up now.

00:17:32.080 Well, look, we need more content.

00:17:34.720 We're going to clown you on different levels.

00:17:36.380 Guys, before, we didn't have a sponsor.

00:17:38.520 It's a great segue.

00:17:39.600 They do a shave company.

00:17:40.680 And everybody knows, Toad uses Nadeau to shave his mole.

00:17:45.940 Did you actually use it as a fucking straight razor, dude?

00:17:49.620 I have not actually...

00:17:50.960 He doesn't shave his mole.

00:17:51.900 Well, listen, if I used Nadeau to shave my mole, Nadeau is such a sharp, well-engineered

00:17:57.580 blade that it would remove the mole.

00:17:59.880 I wouldn't even need a dermatologist for it.

00:18:02.380 I don't know.

00:18:02.660 It looks like one of those flat moles, so I don't know if that...

00:18:04.920 Do home surgery with Nadeau.

00:18:07.000 If you have a mole that's been bothering you, don't go to a dermatologist.

00:18:11.220 Just zap that bitch straight off with Nadeau.

00:18:13.740 Go to NadeauShaveCo.com and use promo code GANG, I'm assuming.

00:18:18.700 I don't really know.

00:18:19.620 Tower Gang.

00:18:19.820 Tower Gang for 10% off, please.

00:18:21.720 Maybe.

00:18:22.820 15%.

00:18:23.260 15%.

00:18:24.580 Even better.

00:18:25.960 Or use code LOCKDOWN, who will also become a sponsor of me.

00:18:30.300 It doesn't matter which.

00:18:32.060 I also did shave with it recently.

00:18:33.640 It is good shit.

00:18:34.640 Yeah, actually, I got it in the mail.

00:18:36.260 And the weird thing is, he gives you...

00:18:38.160 So you get one of the handle, whatever the hack this is.

00:18:41.700 Your guys came in a paper bag, too?

00:18:44.080 It was just like a rolled-up paper bag you put lunch in?

00:18:46.580 Oh, yeah.

00:18:47.320 Yeah, it was.

00:18:47.820 Yeah.

00:18:48.440 What I didn't like about it is I got the razor,

00:18:51.160 but it also, there was a...

00:18:53.960 Yeah, the pack of 100 razors.

00:18:55.740 No, no, no, no.

00:18:56.300 I got another package, and it said, like,

00:18:58.720 return to Ted Kaczynski like it was some sort of fucking ha-ha joke.

00:19:01.960 And it was ticking.

00:19:03.040 It was ticking.

00:19:03.700 And I was like, no, thank you.

00:19:05.980 So, yeah, fuck you, Nadeau.

00:19:07.060 I don't know why you would do that to me.

00:19:09.180 Yeah, it's a 50-50 shot.

00:19:10.200 They'll send you a bomb.

00:19:11.020 50-50 shot, they'll send you a razor.

00:19:12.400 But, I mean, I think it's worth it.

00:19:14.120 You know, the shave is close.

00:19:16.300 This is...

00:19:16.580 I heard that they use these razors for the Jewish brishes,

00:19:19.960 and then they suck...

00:19:21.060 Yeah.

00:19:22.440 Yeah.

00:19:22.800 Clean cut.

00:19:23.160 Man, that's probably not what they want to market, but...

00:19:26.920 What the fuck?

00:19:32.740 Circumcise your baby with Nadeau.

00:19:36.800 Back to mailbag.

00:19:38.140 Fuck Nadeau.

00:19:39.000 Every day is a bris with Nadeau.

00:19:41.060 I will try this Nadeau,

00:19:47.860 because I just got into straight razor stuff,

00:19:49.660 and it's fucking weird how, like,

00:19:51.400 everything else in the world has advanced and gotten better,

00:19:54.000 but when it comes to blades,

00:19:55.660 they've literally gotten worse.

00:19:56.940 Like, these cartridge razors are worse

00:19:59.360 than the fucking one blade.

00:20:01.260 Hey, dude, real talk.

00:20:02.500 You know what's crazy?

00:20:03.540 Granted, I am being paid to say this,

00:20:04.960 but I got the Nadeau in the mail,

00:20:06.520 and the shit is fucking super high quality.

00:20:09.360 It's a really great product.

00:20:10.580 If you guys are looking to get a new razor

00:20:12.500 and to support a free speech-oriented company,

00:20:15.420 please go and grab some Nadeau.

00:20:17.220 I don't know what the price was,

00:20:18.620 but it's like, it comes with so many fucking razors,

00:20:20.960 that it'll last you for fucking ever.

00:20:23.440 It literally, he gives you,

00:20:24.680 the pack is like, $45.

00:20:26.840 It's $45.

00:20:27.760 He gives you 100 free razor blades.

00:20:31.000 It's like, I think one razor blade lasts like a month.

00:20:33.860 You can go forever on this shit.

00:20:36.220 This guy's an idiot.

00:20:37.460 Take it while you can.

00:20:38.240 It's really stupid,

00:20:40.740 because, dude, I only need one to get the job done.

00:20:43.180 A woman is running the company.

00:20:44.680 Take advantage.

00:20:45.860 He's like, I'll free razors for everyone.

00:20:48.820 Dude, I only need one to kill myself,

00:20:50.800 so you can have the other 99.

00:20:52.820 Jesus Christ.

00:20:54.040 That was dark.

00:20:55.160 That was dark.

00:20:57.700 Speaking of killing yourself,

00:20:58.980 what you don't want to do is kill your face, too,

00:21:00.660 so you get the...

00:21:01.120 No, I'm not even kidding.

00:21:02.000 You get that nice brush,

00:21:03.820 which those are way too expensive,

00:21:05.760 but you just...

00:21:06.600 It'll last forever.

00:21:07.320 It's a badger brush,

00:21:08.060 and then you get a little bowl,

00:21:09.480 and you fucking make the lather yourself,

00:21:11.140 and you put it on your face.

00:21:11.720 It's like, I love shaving.

00:21:12.800 Even if I have a little Asian nothing hair,

00:21:16.460 I just still want to shave it.

00:21:19.540 It's so fun.

00:21:20.320 And then you get the block.

00:21:21.700 That's like a block of a naturally occurring mineral,

00:21:23.800 and when you're done,

00:21:25.400 you wash your face off all the shit,

00:21:27.580 and then you rub that on your face,

00:21:29.720 and it's just like awesome.

00:21:31.000 It's so cool.

00:21:31.880 I'm not understanding how you're panning to your bathroom

00:21:34.180 with your razor gear.

00:21:36.340 He's got a webcam in his bathroom.

00:21:37.900 It's a live beat.

00:21:40.160 It's his other camera.

00:21:42.880 I'm like, why is this fucking...

00:21:45.520 It's like freeze-framed.

00:21:46.760 I don't understand what's happening.

00:21:47.740 He wakes up in the morning,

00:21:48.820 and he checks his webcam.

00:21:49.900 He's like, it's still there.

00:21:51.100 It's his prized possession.

00:21:54.180 I love it.

00:21:54.860 Yeah, that's my...

00:21:55.420 It's a Nest cam, just fixated on that.

00:21:58.320 I tune in,

00:21:59.160 I hear my wife dropping deuces in there,

00:22:01.040 and I'm like, hey, that's fine.

00:22:02.560 It's just for a very small burglar,

00:22:04.340 just if they enter that one space.

00:22:07.640 You only get their hands.

00:22:09.000 You only see the fingertips,

00:22:10.200 but the fingertips are black,

00:22:11.500 so you're like, all right.

00:22:13.320 But the palms.

00:22:14.620 The palms.

00:22:15.820 If they just rob stuff with that cam like this,

00:22:19.140 you'd never know.

00:22:19.900 Listen, man,

00:22:20.320 they're just doing this,

00:22:24.980 and so they're like,

00:22:25.500 oh, it's a white guy.

00:22:28.060 If Ryan gets robbed by a black midget,

00:22:31.920 he'll be able to catch him.

00:22:35.280 And that's the way we should get robbed.

00:22:36.860 Promo code, Tower Gang,

00:22:38.240 let's get on with the rest of the show.

00:22:39.840 That brings us to our next sponsor,

00:22:41.240 Black Midget.

00:22:41.940 Do you find yourself...

00:22:43.940 Is your Roomba not effective enough?

00:22:47.320 A black midget, I believe,

00:22:48.700 is called a Nidget.

00:22:50.320 Hell yeah.

00:22:52.380 I know white ones called a widget,

00:22:53.900 and they do a lot of stuff for your phone.

00:22:56.300 Oh, yeah.

00:22:56.920 I know all about those widgets.

00:22:58.400 And Toad, this is delayed,

00:22:59.460 but where we at?

00:23:01.040 Toad with a banger.

00:23:02.040 Hell yeah, man.

00:23:02.500 Good for you.

00:23:03.300 Put that in your pocket.

00:23:04.460 All right.

00:23:05.260 Do you have another mailbag, Toad?

00:23:06.320 I'll have to save it for a while.

00:23:07.320 Yes, we have two more.

00:23:08.820 Mail Monkey, 35,

00:23:10.680 one of our repeat mailbag offenders.

00:23:14.540 Thank you for being a white viewer.

00:23:15.900 Exactly.

00:23:16.840 Is it possible to be racist if you're blind?

00:23:21.240 Yeah, because I hear those motherfuckers all the time.

00:23:23.760 Like, what are you talking about?

00:23:24.860 The loudest race.

00:23:26.280 You ever smelt an Indian?

00:23:27.300 That's true.

00:23:27.700 I feel like they'd be more effectively able to discern race in some ways.

00:23:32.240 Yeah, look, because when you're blind,

00:23:33.840 your other senses are more, like, in tune,

00:23:36.140 so you can smell an Indian from, like, all the way over here.

00:23:38.640 It's actually the most authentic version of racism.

00:23:41.260 Yeah, you can hear the black people.

00:23:42.820 It does away with this veneer of our skin color being white.

00:23:46.440 Or superior, in our case.

00:23:48.240 That's right.

00:23:48.840 Exactly.

00:23:49.260 And it gets under the press tax.

00:23:52.500 You don't pay your bills.

00:23:54.580 Dude, you can just smell the inferiority.

00:23:58.760 Oh, shit.

00:24:00.160 I think that's the major factor, the smell.

00:24:02.780 The smell is so off-putting.

00:24:03.820 We were all beating around it with jokes.

00:24:05.200 Toad is right to it.

00:24:07.000 No, Toad's right.

00:24:08.360 See, I got into it with a bunch of black people again this week,

00:24:10.880 and they keep on going back to, like, oh, white girls, they smell.

00:24:13.260 It's weird how that happens to you every week.

00:24:15.200 It's crazy.

00:24:16.360 You don't do anything to deserve that.

00:24:19.120 What did I do this time?

00:24:20.540 Oh, it was the white sorority,

00:24:22.420 and the black football player was, like,

00:24:24.580 he was, like, ain't no drop of melanin in there.

00:24:26.680 Oh, yeah.

00:24:26.880 So I was, like, imagine if it was y'all.

00:24:29.860 I just put a picture of, like, black people doing stuff,

00:24:32.820 and then they were all over me.

00:24:34.440 They were, like, oh, fuck you, this and that.

00:24:36.200 And they were saying that white girls like that,

00:24:37.880 they were, like, they smell, and I was, like, are you crazy?

00:24:40.320 Have you ever been next to one of you guys?

00:24:41.800 It smells like wet laundry and, like, fucking.

00:24:44.520 Dude, that's the weird thing,

00:24:46.060 because black people think that about white people.

00:24:47.520 They say that we smell, like, unwashed laundry, or, like,

00:24:49.740 No, wet dog.

00:24:50.660 Wet dog.

00:24:51.560 Wet dog, yeah.

00:24:52.300 But they smell like unwashed laundry.

00:24:54.520 That's why they smell like flowers.

00:24:55.360 White sorority hoes smell amazing.

00:24:57.600 Yeah, let's say they're all wearing, like,

00:24:59.000 Victoria's Secret, like, just the, like,

00:25:01.660 sweetest smelling perfume out there,

00:25:03.840 and they're, like, they all wear the same shit.

00:25:05.920 See, this is how blind people maintain their racism,

00:25:09.020 is that there is an oeuvre that kicks off.

00:25:12.080 And you could also hear the content of the character,

00:25:14.960 and you could sometimes, you'll feel the content of the character.

00:25:20.400 I literally didn't judge a book by its cover.

00:25:22.180 I took in all my other available senses

00:25:24.200 and came to determination.

00:25:25.840 You can smell the gunpowder

00:25:27.560 when a black person walks into the room.

00:25:29.040 Yeah, that guy's speaking jive.

00:25:31.000 I better run right now.

00:25:33.580 Or, like, don't they touch your face

00:25:35.220 to see what you look like, too?

00:25:36.460 It's, like, that's not going to go good.

00:25:38.080 It's like a big nose.

00:25:39.560 Are you Jewish or black?

00:25:40.700 Yeah, the blind people, yeah.

00:25:43.880 I'm still at the lips.

00:25:45.980 Oh, by the crown of the nose, Nigerian.

00:25:49.060 Mm, that doesn't vote well.

00:25:50.580 Yeah.

00:25:52.020 People act like that.

00:25:53.320 No, that would go so bad.

00:25:54.460 People act like that.

00:25:55.480 You will be a tremendous addition to my plantation.

00:25:58.380 A tremendous addition, really.

00:26:02.320 We would have you working so hard and so beautifully, right?

00:26:05.780 Shining in the sun.

00:26:06.780 But people act like you need the N-bomb

00:26:11.520 to have them haul off and punch you.

00:26:13.920 Like, there's no fucking way.

00:26:14.940 You walk up to one of them and you're just like,

00:26:16.700 hey!

00:26:17.400 You just do anything weird?

00:26:18.780 And they'll probably just be like, yo!

00:26:20.860 And just, like, hit you.

00:26:22.560 You don't need to drop the N-bomb at all.

00:26:24.500 You don't even need to come close.

00:26:25.600 You can just be like, excuse me.

00:26:27.180 It's like some of them are tightly wound.

00:26:29.400 Some of them are the coolest ever, like,

00:26:32.520 at this place I keep going and getting food from,

00:26:35.200 like, this local place.

00:26:35.880 He's, like, the best guy in the world.

00:26:36.840 Like, a skateboarding black guy.

00:26:38.340 But the thing is, his parents moved from, like,

00:26:40.680 Nigeria or some country like that.

00:26:42.960 And so they're actually, like,

00:26:44.200 I don't know, American black culture is very bad.

00:26:46.740 Like, look what it did to Eminem.

00:26:49.860 Dude, it's cool when you meet, like,

00:26:51.040 an Americanized black dude from some other country

00:26:53.600 and they talk about American, like, races.

00:26:56.840 And they'll, like, talk the worst about, like,

00:26:58.680 American black and shit.

00:26:59.740 And you're like, okay there, buddy.

00:27:01.760 And it's, like, a black dude.

00:27:02.840 I dated this South African chick

00:27:05.100 and she was literally black,

00:27:06.600 but she was like, I am not black.

00:27:07.840 I'm Koi-san.

00:27:08.760 And she went, like, Koi-san.

00:27:11.120 She really did.

00:27:12.500 And she was like, yeah, we don't like black people.

00:27:14.460 I'm like, you're fucking black.

00:27:15.980 But, like, they're a tribe.

00:27:17.660 So they have a culture that is not black.

00:27:20.520 It's not a black culture.

00:27:21.920 It's a Koi-san tribe.

00:27:23.300 It's a killing black culture.

00:27:24.100 Oh, my God.

00:27:25.720 It's the OG.

00:27:28.160 Oh, Jesus.

00:27:28.980 Hey, they're the ones doing it for thousands of years.

00:27:31.100 You can't blame me, huh?

00:27:32.060 Hey, man, it's also an enslaving black culture.

00:27:36.420 Yeah, well, they sold them.

00:27:37.800 They sold these poor lads.

00:27:40.100 The lads.

00:27:42.780 Calling them lads is pretty funny.

00:27:44.920 I actually heard that they were convinced to come here.

00:27:47.140 Somebody told them that they had pancake trees.

00:27:50.500 Oh, yeah.

00:27:51.240 Someone told you that, huh?

00:27:55.900 Was it Owen Benjamin?

00:27:56.860 Did Owen Benjamin tell you that?

00:27:57.500 Yeah, it was Owen Benjamin.

00:27:58.320 Owen Benjamin told me that.

00:28:00.220 And I believe him.

00:28:01.780 Dude, they lied to him.

00:28:02.920 They said they had coconut treats or pancakes.

00:28:06.560 Dude, if you think that they came over here voluntarily,

00:28:09.480 you're a sodomite and a Jew.

00:28:14.280 God damn.

00:28:15.520 That might be your best one yet.

00:28:18.440 I'm so honored that, like, he really loved that impression.

00:28:21.240 I had Alex Stein on.

00:28:23.300 He was, like, as a guest for Celebrity Mailbag, my show,

00:28:25.600 and I was Owen Benjamin the whole time,

00:28:26.920 and we were talking about the conspiracies of SpongeBob.

00:28:29.160 He was like, dude, they're saying that, like,

00:28:30.920 all the characters in SpongeBob represent different sins.

00:28:34.200 Like, Krusty Krab guy, he's greed.

00:28:37.040 Patrick is sloth because he's, like, tired all the time.

00:28:39.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:40.120 And so I was going on about that, and he's watching the clip.

00:28:44.100 I saw the clip of him watching it, and he's, like, just loving it.

00:28:46.820 And he's like, see, Alex Stein doesn't really get me.

00:28:49.880 Like, Ryan gets me.

00:28:51.040 And I was like, I do get you.

00:28:52.840 And at that time, it was weird because there was, like,

00:28:55.920 a tiff between him and Gavin that's been since resolved.

00:28:58.760 I don't think they trust each other like they did before.

00:29:01.180 Oh, wait, you're saying Owen got into a tiff with someone?

00:29:03.740 Wait, Gavin got into a tiff with somebody else?

00:29:09.800 Yeah, yeah, good point.

00:29:11.820 Really uncharacteristic of both of them.

00:29:14.100 And so during that, I was like, I just want us to get along

00:29:17.500 so that way I could like both of you

00:29:18.940 because it was a very glowing review of his own impression.

00:29:21.540 And I don't get that type of feedback very often,

00:29:23.700 and I have a feeling that Tim Pool, like,

00:29:26.360 doesn't like that I do an impression of him.

00:29:27.800 I've never shit on him once.

00:29:28.960 Like, I like Tim Pool.

00:29:30.280 You're right.

00:29:30.740 He doesn't like that.

00:29:31.880 I bet it.

00:29:32.400 I bet.

00:29:32.700 He doesn't see – I know the type of kid he is.

00:29:35.120 He's like, when you went to school with a kid

00:29:36.520 who's in your circle of friends, but you start smoking weed,

00:29:38.940 and he's like, guys, we're going to get in trouble.

00:29:40.420 He's like, we're in the woods.

00:29:41.420 Yes.

00:29:42.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:43.500 Yeah.

00:29:44.660 And then he starts smoking weed,

00:29:48.120 and then now he's like – now he knows more about weed than you do.

00:29:51.220 And that's – weed is a symbol for racism.

00:29:54.160 Ryan, you just described this nigga to a T.

00:29:57.160 It's crazy.

00:29:58.120 I feel like just turning the computer off because I don't –

00:30:00.200 what else is there to say?

00:30:01.080 He's right.

00:30:01.440 I've been trying to, like, express this since January, and I couldn't.

00:30:06.760 And you just – wow, incredible.

00:30:08.480 Thank you.

00:30:08.860 I know that guy.

00:30:10.100 Like, I know a guy just like him, too.

00:30:11.500 But I'm impressed by him, dude.

00:30:12.480 He's an impressive dude.

00:30:13.340 He skates well and fucking has chickens.

00:30:15.940 Guy rules.

00:30:16.760 But I hope he doesn't – he definitely does not like that.

00:30:19.280 Dude, his cock –

00:30:19.620 His cock died right in front of me, for real.

00:30:22.980 Oh, did it?

00:30:23.640 Did you kill it?

00:30:24.380 Clint, you killed –

00:30:26.040 You took some scissors to his neck.

00:30:29.120 No, no, no.

00:30:29.840 Seriously, they were sitting there playing poker, and – what's his name?

00:30:34.320 Roberto Jr.

00:30:35.540 This – his cock handler.

00:30:36.740 And Tim was such in the hole.

00:30:38.300 He bet his rooster.

00:30:39.540 It was crazy.

00:30:41.060 Don't tell me he had this fucking rooster in the room.

00:30:44.000 Yeah.

00:30:44.360 No, no, no.

00:30:44.880 It was because they were going to shoot a fucking ad campaign for his coffee company.

00:30:48.560 So the cock handler goes outside and grabs the cock and brings the cock inside and starts

00:30:54.800 to wash its feet in the sink in this – you know how it is downstairs.

00:30:58.660 Yo, Tim's the chicken washer?

00:31:00.000 Yeah, there's a poker room and then the kitchen right there.

00:31:01.320 So he's got this chicken washer, like a professional chicken washer.

00:31:04.000 Wait a – it's wild that this happened and you didn't tell us.

00:31:06.580 I know.

00:31:06.800 Yeah, what the fuck is up with that, man?

00:31:08.300 I don't know.

00:31:08.640 I don't know.

00:31:09.120 I don't know.

00:31:09.600 Like, I'm not good at telling stories.

00:31:11.700 So anyways, the cock handler.

00:31:14.160 You know, the cock washer – the chicken washer starts to wash its feet and I just hear

00:31:18.640 it go –

00:31:19.560 It's dead, dude.

00:31:23.060 It's dead.

00:31:23.940 It was like fine, alive, and then just dead.

00:31:27.320 Was the water too cold or something?

00:31:29.900 That's what I was thinking.

00:31:31.040 I was like, was it startled?

00:31:31.940 I was like, has it never been washed before?

00:31:33.400 He's like, no, this happens all the time.

00:31:34.840 It gets washed all the time.

00:31:35.740 Yo, and we're like, all right, I was certain that it fainted.

00:31:39.380 So I was like, it probably fainted.

00:31:41.340 Just give it 10 seconds.

00:31:42.800 It'll be back.

00:31:43.480 It's all good.

00:31:44.400 If you suck on it, it'll get back up.

00:31:46.500 It'll get back up.

00:31:46.920 They're like, but its head is just like totally cocked to the side.

00:31:50.280 I was like, I don't know if I'm right though, so we might want to consider CPR.

00:31:54.400 So we take it outside and –

00:31:56.300 You gave it CPR?

00:31:57.220 Did he make you give it CPR?

00:31:58.700 No, no.

00:31:59.280 No, they took it outside and –

00:32:01.000 Hey, baby boy, I heard you want that podcast on my network.

00:32:04.440 Wait, what's on my chicken some head, Clint?

00:32:07.820 Lip like my cock, bitch.

00:32:09.560 No, they all went outside and then they just put their sins upon the chicken.

00:32:14.560 And they were like –

00:32:15.600 Wait, what's on my God?

00:32:17.120 No, the story gets great.

00:32:18.100 The story gets great.

00:32:18.740 Seriously.

00:32:19.460 All right.

00:32:19.700 So fucking Chris –

00:32:21.700 It gets great?

00:32:22.400 Yeah.

00:32:22.660 No, it gets better.

00:32:23.600 Okay.

00:32:23.700 Chris Poole, his brother, comes out and he's like –

00:32:26.700 And he's got these fucking – these aerosol cans of oxygen.

00:32:29.460 Because like when they had fires or some shit, they got oxygen in a bottle.

00:32:33.380 So he starts just jacking these things into the fucking – into the cock's mouth

00:32:36.780 and just fucking hitting the air tank.

00:32:39.800 And I'm like, I think we need to be doing something when it's hard probably.

00:32:43.540 So then as I say that, he immediately goes into action, starts fucking –

00:32:48.660 Like giving him CPR compression shots.

00:32:51.940 And I'm like, look, it's been six, seven minutes.

00:32:54.520 Like this cock's gone.

00:32:55.820 And Ian Carlson comes down.

00:32:58.140 I shit you not.

00:32:59.200 And we're like – we're all in mourning.

00:33:00.960 And it was genuine.

00:33:01.700 Like I was sincerely sad.

00:33:02.680 This is like a Kim Jong-un mourning where they're like, everybody cry.

00:33:06.400 He's like, everybody cry.

00:33:08.160 Wait, wait, wait.

00:33:09.000 Shoot the motherfucker that doesn't have a tear in his eye.

00:33:11.700 And he's like, anybody that's not sad right now will die.

00:33:17.000 And I was like, oh, fuck.

00:33:18.180 I was like, I'm so sad.

00:33:19.260 I'm so sad.

00:33:19.880 Just hire me.

00:33:20.700 Punch him in the fucking face.

00:33:23.420 Tim is like, I noticed you stopped crying.

00:33:26.500 What's up with that man?

00:33:28.320 Oh, maybe you don't want to work with me?

00:33:30.600 Okay, okay.

00:33:30.920 That's fine.

00:33:31.620 I guess it's a civil war now, huh?

00:33:35.040 And then Ian comes down and I shit you not.

00:33:37.300 We've all basically accepted the fact that the cock is gone, right?

00:33:40.740 And Ian, I am not exaggerating one iota.

00:33:44.840 No one has told this story.

00:33:46.060 This is an exclusive, Tower Gang exclusive right here.

00:33:49.220 Ian comes up and he puts his hand right above the cock, like just like four inches off.

00:33:57.220 And he just, and I shit you not.

00:33:59.140 He, he, he, he in his mind is trying to bring this cock back up.

00:34:05.960 I am not fucking with you.

00:34:07.760 This one 100% happened.

00:34:09.420 He just holds it there and he's just like, and he like closes his eyes and he takes a deep breath.

00:34:13.340 And I was like, I was like, holy fucking shit.

00:34:15.380 This is so crazy, bro.

00:34:16.460 These people make millions of dollars on YouTube.

00:34:20.080 Listen, man.

00:34:20.960 What the fuck?

00:34:22.680 Oh my God.

00:34:24.500 He tried to bring it back to life with the power of his hand, bro.

00:34:27.680 Yeah.

00:34:28.200 How old was Jesus when he started performing miracles?

00:34:30.820 Because I don't know.

00:34:31.540 I'm pretty sure that Ian is right around that age.

00:34:35.060 No, no.

00:34:35.400 I like to imagine this is a giant contrived interview process made by a rich guy with a ton of money.

00:34:40.640 And just so he's like creating the scenarios to fuck with Clint.

00:34:43.200 Yeah.

00:34:43.380 He's like, how would Clint react to this?

00:34:45.180 And I'm just like, I'm like scrambling.

00:34:46.900 I'm like, fuck.

00:34:48.080 I'm looking at my phone real fast.

00:34:49.360 I'm like, how do you do CPR to cock fuck?

00:34:51.500 Dude, if I.

00:34:51.960 They probably have like a, they have like a list of like how you're supposed to react in certain situations, like psychologically.

00:34:57.480 And they're like, he's failing all the parameters, Mr. Poole.

00:35:01.160 I think you need to pull the plug on him.

00:35:02.860 He is evidently disloyal based off of his unwillingness to provide CPR.

00:35:07.220 Kim Jong Poole.

00:35:09.700 Kim Jong Poole.

00:35:11.300 Yo, that's your new character.

00:35:12.520 You got to work on that.

00:35:13.360 That's going to be killing.

00:35:14.440 Oh, that would actually be funny.

00:35:16.040 I think I did.

00:35:16.800 Did I do?

00:35:17.280 I met.

00:35:17.920 Trump's the easiest for me to do.

00:35:19.100 So I'll like mash up different ones with Trump.

00:35:20.640 Let me see if I can do a temple.

00:35:21.760 Oh, let me see.

00:35:23.340 Frankly, folks, for too long, the American people, right?

00:35:26.400 It's this is hard to do.

00:35:27.900 I'm going to stop.

00:35:30.740 Before I went on Tim Pool's show, the last one, I was literally like shooting the shit on the couch with one of the like one of the I think one of the journalists.

00:35:38.840 And we were fucking I was doing Trump as Hitler, like, you know, boasting about how great the fucking trains are going and how fucking big the camps are.

00:35:48.460 It was it was funny.

00:35:49.760 It's just like them going back and forth.

00:35:51.220 I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:35:53.060 Oh, yeah, we're just having a fun riff session over here.

00:35:55.620 Frankly, really, if you look at the amount of pornography we've taken away, we've burned the books, right?

00:36:00.920 We call it the burning of the books.

00:36:02.780 But we're going to have a really crystal type of knock tonight.

00:36:05.800 It's going to be fantastic.

00:36:08.240 Really going to be great.

00:36:09.600 Yeah, I had a riff.

00:36:10.520 I had I don't know anywhere else I could talk about this riff between friends, like one other podcast.

00:36:16.200 But this seems safe.

00:36:17.100 Yeah, this is the one.

00:36:18.240 Yeah, it's called Jack Ashwitz because let me explain.

00:36:22.620 So there was a there was a guy who was like he said he survived.

00:36:28.120 He's like what they did was they put us in these train cars and they pushed it down the hill on a track and then it launched us into the finest.

00:36:36.140 And I'm like that sounds not only like not real.

00:36:39.160 That sounds like a jackass thing.

00:36:40.940 So I was like a cartoon you watch in the 90s.

00:36:44.480 Yeah, it's like I but the music's kind of the same because it's still pokey.

00:36:50.020 And it's called Jack Ashwitz and it's got that Nazi skull as the real skull.

00:36:55.280 And then instead of the crutches, it's like the crutches are a swastika.

00:37:02.000 It's like, hi, guys, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

00:37:05.100 And this is called the minor car.

00:37:06.880 And then Bam Margera comes up and he's like, he's like, all right, yo, right now the Jews are all sleeping right now, dude.

00:37:18.120 Oh, my God.

00:37:19.300 They got to be up in the morning to work for us for free in four o'clock, dude.

00:37:23.580 We're going to throw the ashes of their relatives on their face.

00:37:26.260 And then Preston Lacey and many and we man would be something about like the Nagasaki.

00:37:36.720 The Fat Boy, Fat Man and Little Boy.

00:37:38.560 Fat Man and Little Boy.

00:37:39.420 There's tons of World War II.

00:37:40.700 We were just me and my friend were just going and we're like, what do we do with this, though?

00:37:44.420 This could never be a thing.

00:37:46.180 Yo, you need to let us sign you to Tower Gang Studios so we can produce a full length feature film of this.

00:37:51.680 This could be a cartoon.

00:37:52.980 You can make a real easy cartoon.

00:37:54.680 Only if it's for children.

00:37:57.100 Absolutely.

00:37:58.360 Warning.

00:37:59.160 Warning.

00:37:59.480 This never happened.

00:38:02.360 Don't try to recreate it because it never happened.

00:38:05.380 Just like the Holocaust.

00:38:06.720 Yeah, that's right.

00:38:08.240 You need to make the number believable.

00:38:10.060 Oh, my God.

00:38:10.940 Jesus Christ.

00:38:12.160 I'm Johnny Crystal Nocteval.

00:38:14.640 The Crystal.

00:38:15.360 That's really good.

00:38:16.360 Yeah.

00:38:16.640 I think Steve O, but it was the umlaut over the O.

00:38:19.480 Yeah.

00:38:20.640 Steve, we're going to fucking staple these Jews' balls to their leg, dude.

00:38:26.920 We're going to turn it into a leg lamp.

00:38:30.640 There's so many things that you can do.

00:38:32.120 But speaking of the, you mentioned Cole, the putting the sins in the chicken and whatever.

00:38:37.460 I actually worked for Hasidic Jews.

00:38:39.120 I used to live near Monroe, New York, which is Kirsch-Joel.

00:38:42.760 You witnessed the satanic rites that occurred?

00:38:45.020 Yeah, I was like part of it.

00:38:46.480 So my job was to...

00:38:47.540 They threw me on the chicken.

00:38:49.300 I remember thinking this.

00:38:51.340 I put some of my sins in there, too.

00:38:52.800 I was like, while we're here.

00:38:55.880 Mine as well.

00:38:56.660 Yeah.

00:38:57.340 And then Ian came over and resurrected it.

00:39:02.000 But fucking, I was hired to, you know, we put on these shitty rubber gloves that like

00:39:06.880 their claws will break right through them.

00:39:08.820 But they have this big semi-truck with just like crushed chickens in these pallets.

00:39:13.180 And they're just stacked on top of each other, shitting and bleeding and screaming on top

00:39:16.700 of each other.

00:39:17.020 It's like the Holocaust.

00:39:18.400 I remember thinking that.

00:39:20.560 When I was working there, I remember thinking, I was like, is this, this is how uninformed

00:39:24.940 I was of this ritual?

00:39:26.060 I was like, is this their way of like acting that out?

00:39:28.900 I don't know, dude.

00:39:30.120 Bad chickens.

00:39:31.000 Bad.

00:39:31.140 I'm not even kidding.

00:39:32.680 I was like, this is revenge.

00:39:34.000 And so if they have a little boy, then you pick out a male chicken, a zuched.

00:39:40.860 And then they put the, if it's a female chicken, you get a nacheira.

00:39:44.540 And then you, and then they swivel it around their head.

00:39:46.500 And then later on, they put them all in the thing.

00:39:48.500 They put them back in the crates.

00:39:49.660 And then a couple of days later, they slaughter them by like cutting their throat and then letting

00:39:52.880 them bleed out and whatever.

00:39:53.740 And I guess then, I don't know if they eat them afterwards.

00:39:55.860 Wait, they're not, they beat the shit out of them and then let them live for a few days

00:39:59.680 and then kill them?

00:40:00.600 Yeah, it's fucked up too.

00:40:01.420 Cause like the way you got to grab them is you have to break their like wings basically

00:40:05.440 like to grab them with one hand.

00:40:07.000 So you could get two hands.

00:40:08.360 You go behind their arms and then just like crunch their wings together.

00:40:12.300 And I couldn't do it at first.

00:40:13.580 And then as time's going by, there's Jews yelling all over the place.

00:40:17.260 They hired you.

00:40:18.640 They hired you to do this for them?

00:40:20.400 Yeah, me and a couple of my buddies.

00:40:21.720 They don't have strong enough hands to break the wings.

00:40:27.020 Maybe that's true.

00:40:28.120 Yeah, they have weak grips.

00:40:29.880 Whoa.

00:40:30.180 Yet the Jews have to outsource the Jews.

00:40:32.480 Look, if you don't have enough grip strength to fuck a chicken up, then you shouldn't be

00:40:36.720 doing it.

00:40:37.140 I am so stunned.

00:40:38.660 I'm so stunned at how awful this culture is.

00:40:40.840 They can't even take part in their own satanic rituals.

00:40:43.520 They made you do it.

00:40:44.700 They paid you with fake money that they created.

00:40:47.360 They paid me with real money, but it really wasn't much.

00:40:50.440 I remember I couldn't eat chicken after that for a couple of days.

00:40:53.880 You know if you get real drunk on 99 bananas, if you smell bananas, you're like, fuck that.

00:40:59.280 It was like that, but with chicken.

00:41:01.100 It's the most delicious treat in the whole wide world.

00:41:03.200 I think you really were scratching at something with the psychology of the Jew with the whole

00:41:06.520 Holocaust chicken parallel there.

00:41:08.900 I literally was like, no, I'm not the cause of the world's problems.

00:41:12.400 You are chicken.

00:41:15.220 I'm not the scapegoat.

00:41:16.560 You're the scapegoat.

00:41:19.820 It was crap, man.

00:41:21.320 And the chicken's beak also looks like the big nose.

00:41:25.640 That's, listen, I know that didn't land, but you're not wrong.

00:41:30.440 He's gotten better.

00:41:31.440 It's like 50-50 at this point, but we actually have a super chat from Rumble.

00:41:34.700 This guy, Yvonne626, says, please make fun of Clint for crying about that redheaded guy's

00:41:41.280 country song.

00:41:41.820 I know you fucking didn't, Clint.

00:41:43.040 Real quick.

00:41:43.400 Real quick.

00:41:44.080 Is this the last episode?

00:41:45.400 Whatever last episode he released, Clint finally went full cult leader at one point.

00:41:49.740 I want you guys to watch it back and listen for it.

00:41:51.540 It was great.

00:41:52.140 I was like, fuck yeah, dude.

00:41:53.080 Clint, wait up.

00:41:53.460 Did you cry again, though?

00:41:54.540 I was just going to call him a fag.

00:41:56.080 You cried when Tim Pool's cock died.

00:41:58.960 Then you came in.

00:42:00.100 You cried over fathers, and then you cried over this guy's song.

00:42:02.840 I did not.

00:42:03.300 Great song.

00:42:03.760 I did not cry over the song.

00:42:05.660 I don't know why they're saying that.

00:42:06.620 I didn't.

00:42:07.020 I swear to you.

00:42:07.380 You're getting big conservative famous.

00:42:08.900 Can you least...

00:42:09.480 No, I don't know why they're saying that.

00:42:15.200 I feel like I'm being besmirched.

00:42:17.900 But he said, if possible, make you cry again, so...

00:42:21.040 No, yeah, go ahead.

00:42:21.860 Go ahead.

00:42:22.140 I'd like to cry again.

00:42:23.020 Let's go.

00:42:23.660 It's a great song.

00:42:23.940 I'll just start talking about fathers, and you'll just...

00:42:26.220 No, that's the only thing that gets me mad.

00:42:27.840 I'm like, don't do it to me like that, though, man.

00:42:30.160 Yeah, and Kobe dying, who was a father with his daughter.

00:42:33.000 Yo, that's a father with a daughter, and he's also my hero, and fuck you.

00:42:36.760 Did you cry whenever Kobe died?

00:42:38.600 Like, for real?

00:42:39.220 Yeah, dude.

00:42:39.240 Hard.

00:42:40.360 No, you didn't.

00:42:41.060 For an hour.

00:42:41.360 No.

00:42:41.760 You did not, dude.

00:42:42.940 An hour straight, I cried.

00:42:44.900 I don't even know if I've ever teared up about any public figure at all dying that I can

00:42:48.800 call.

00:42:49.140 Well, maybe you've just never loved him before.

00:42:53.320 It's like, dude, it's like 50 years later.

00:42:56.000 It's like, the more I get to know Clint, the less I understand him.

00:42:59.740 It's weird, yeah.

00:43:00.500 It's just wild.

00:43:01.040 Yeah, like, the one guy whose death Clint cries over is a black guy, that's, like, really

00:43:05.820 out there.

00:43:06.280 I know, contrary to my visage, I actually, I like black people.

00:43:12.520 Interesting.

00:43:13.460 I do, too.

00:43:14.140 I love, I literally, like, here's the thing, it's like, it's fucked, because you don't

00:43:18.340 know, I've been friends with, like, when I was growing up in the Bronx, like, there

00:43:23.040 was a kid, Louis, he was like my best friend, but there is this thing in him, like, when

00:43:27.100 he hit a certain level of anger, like, not even with me, but if you're in the area, it's

00:43:30.760 like, you're in danger, bro.

00:43:31.620 I don't know what to tell you.

00:43:32.740 Like, there's just, there's just something there that's, that ain't with other people

00:43:37.960 sometimes.

00:43:38.480 It's the aggravated assault switch.

00:43:40.160 They all have one.

00:43:41.400 It's the lack of, but we already discussed what it is.

00:43:44.320 It's the lack of sleep.

00:43:45.840 It could be the lack of sleep, or that sound, that, the fucking chirp of the, that's what

00:43:49.580 it is.

00:43:49.920 That's the cause.

00:43:50.900 It's cause.

00:43:51.260 That's our theme.

00:43:51.780 That's just that the smoke detector beep is making them all temperamental, because they

00:43:55.640 can't get a good night's sleep.

00:43:56.440 Oh, dude, that's, yeah.

00:43:57.540 It all ties together, man.

00:43:58.680 Because, and this is also what we figured out, they don't dream.

00:44:01.300 You dream during REM sleep, they can't enter REM sleep with the beep.

00:44:04.780 So, also, black people don't have dreams.

00:44:06.480 So, just divert welfare funds, drink to nine volts.

00:44:08.860 And do they drink water?

00:44:11.260 Yeah, well, I mean.

00:44:13.760 No.

00:44:14.300 If it has dish soap in it.

00:44:16.220 Do they eat breakfast?

00:44:17.620 I know they like a purple.

00:44:18.380 They don't know.

00:44:19.560 They didn't tell you.

00:44:21.380 By the way, if they did, they'll let you know.

00:44:23.940 And they'll be very true.

00:44:24.860 But I didn't eat breakfast today.

00:44:26.500 They will never not eat breakfast that morning, okay?

00:44:32.300 That's right.

00:44:33.480 I mean, that would explain why they don't sleep well, too, if they don't ever drink water.

00:44:36.280 If they're just all jacked off a purple drink.

00:44:38.400 Like, that would be hard.

00:44:39.260 Wait, wait.

00:44:40.120 You're telling me that all these black guys are not even at their peak athletic performance?

00:44:44.340 Like, they're all dehydrated?

00:44:45.880 And, like, they're still beating the shit out of every white guy?

00:44:48.600 Yeah, that's how superior they are physically.

00:44:51.100 Yo, you guys want to bring up this?

00:44:52.040 This is why, thank God, we're smarter, because otherwise they conquer us.

00:44:54.480 Yeah, we have one more mailbag, and then I got some videos here.

00:44:58.120 You want to do the last mailbag?

00:44:59.440 Let's do it.

00:44:59.920 Yeah, do it.

00:45:00.640 Do it.

00:45:01.360 Conspiracy Extremist, another one of our guys.

00:45:05.100 If we could find Andrew and convince him to continue the Andrew Show, who do you think

00:45:09.100 would be the co-host to teach the dangers of waste mixing?

00:45:15.660 I'm sorry, Toad.

00:45:16.760 The meme was better than what you were saying.

00:45:18.560 Continue again.

00:45:19.040 Yeah, go ahead.

00:45:19.280 Why are you apologizing to me?

00:45:20.960 Conspiracy Extremist is the...

00:45:22.860 Well, he's an extremist, so it's important that we...

00:45:26.300 He said if we could continue the Andrew Show, what is...

00:45:29.480 Oh, yeah.

00:45:29.980 Who would be the co-host in order to teach the dangers of waste mixing?

00:45:35.040 I think Toad would be the go-to.

00:45:36.900 There's no way Andrew would take on Puerto Rican.

00:45:39.640 Yeah, Andrew's not going to talk to you in Puerto Rican.

00:45:41.840 You think Andrew's going to waste mix his own show?

00:45:44.260 I think White Gil would backflip.

00:45:45.400 He's like, he would just like, he wouldn't be able to compute with a Mexican that's essentially

00:45:50.640 agreeing with everything he says.

00:45:52.180 He'd be like, I don't get it.

00:45:53.080 He doesn't have to compute.

00:45:53.880 He won't listen to him.

00:45:55.380 He'd be like, I don't...

00:45:56.620 That's on the verge of waste mixing.

00:45:59.900 No, because it has to be like...

00:46:01.200 We need to explain to this what Ryan was going on here.

00:46:03.840 Yeah, I feel like Cole is the natural co-host, given that intellectually, he's on the same

00:46:09.140 level.

00:46:09.620 Yeah.

00:46:10.300 Equally racist.

00:46:11.260 That's fair, yeah.

00:46:11.620 I was going to say Nick...

00:46:12.580 I know.

00:46:13.100 They stink, man.

00:46:13.980 Like, we just...

00:46:14.820 I was going to say Nick Fuentes, because he needs a very childish, like, white supremacist

00:46:20.720 thought.

00:46:20.960 I think Nick Fuentes would be a good pick.

00:46:22.440 I assume it's from our group.

00:46:23.700 He would dominate the show, and he's going to be more of a cohesive effort, I think.

00:46:26.660 He would dominate.

00:46:28.320 Ryan, what's going on here?

00:46:30.580 Or Clinton, go ahead and tell him.

00:46:32.060 No, no, no.

00:46:32.720 I would love to know what Ryan's...

00:46:33.840 What's going on with Ryan's head?

00:46:34.160 No, I'm saying what's the Andrew show, because I think he would find this pretty cool.

00:46:37.580 We don't have to go through another video, but...

00:46:39.000 Yeah, no, he needs to know about this.

00:46:40.360 Yeah, we'll show you the Andrew show.

00:46:41.440 So, the Andrew show is this kid.

00:46:42.540 Yes, go ahead.

00:46:43.160 Start it over again.

00:46:44.060 It's a good sample.

00:46:44.780 Two seconds of it.

00:46:45.480 This is a good sample, yeah.

00:46:46.820 You'll get it.

00:46:48.340 All right.

00:46:51.000 Any second now.

00:46:52.580 Yeah.

00:46:52.880 It'll play, I promise.

00:46:54.180 I swear to God, it'll play.

00:46:56.080 Jesus Christ, don't do this to me.

00:46:58.060 All right, we've got to do a little bit of bam-a-bamping.

00:46:59.440 He's not showing up to perform.

00:47:01.260 It's not what I want to tell you.

00:47:02.000 I like that he has the Jew doll there, though.

00:47:04.420 And then we do some vamping.

00:47:08.000 Jesus Christ, Andrew.

00:47:09.980 This happens to me, too, but I'm so glad I'm seeing this with somebody else.

00:47:14.240 This is actually...

00:47:14.800 I know for you, it probably feels like you're failing, but I feel very good about it.

00:47:18.620 Because this happens to me a lot on Twitter, especially.

00:47:21.460 We are going to just try that again on Toad.

00:47:23.520 Toad, you pull it up.

00:47:25.080 Yeah, we'll say.

00:47:26.260 Over to Toad.

00:47:28.020 Why am I doing your job, Toad?

00:47:29.720 What the fuck?

00:47:30.420 I didn't know you were going to pull up this tweet.

00:47:34.120 Tell us the command prompt.

00:47:38.280 That's right.

00:47:41.220 I do like the idea that Toad is a fed, but that's why he gets so touchy when you're touching

00:47:47.660 on a weak part of his backstory.

00:47:49.800 He's like, fuck, I figure I don't know shit.

00:47:51.840 Yeah, because we're over target, so he gets extra defensive, so that hopefully we'll back

00:47:56.060 off.

00:47:56.400 And we usually do, which is the mistake.

00:47:58.460 So he's a government worker, and he also slacks at his job, so he just also learns from

00:48:01.780 memes about just...

00:48:02.880 He just goes to the computer science Reddit and just scrolls memes on there.

00:48:06.800 He's like, oh, okay, that's what I mean.

00:48:09.680 Ryan, does Toad strike you like the kind of guy who's never had sex before?

00:48:13.760 No, I think he's gotten it in before.

00:48:16.180 No, he doesn't come across as like a...

00:48:17.900 Wait, has he not?

00:48:19.320 Swing and a miss!

00:48:21.800 Wait, are you a virgin?

00:48:26.040 For the purposes of this show?

00:48:27.880 Oh, don't, don't, don't.

00:48:29.420 Don't bring the fourth wall down.

00:48:31.320 That's such a great answer.

00:48:32.760 That's a great answer.

00:48:33.720 I'm jealous of it.

00:48:34.640 If I could have held out for marriage, I actually would have preferred that.

00:48:39.060 Or even just lie for the clout.

00:48:40.980 It's based.

00:48:41.500 If you had a comedic show going.

00:48:43.460 That's an easy pussy grab right there.

00:48:47.080 All right, just show him so he understands.

00:48:48.880 This is a seven-year-old who opposes waste mixing.

00:48:52.060 This feels matter right now.

00:48:52.840 We're still starting to teach in school.

00:48:55.840 Oh, you're freaking good.

00:48:57.040 Damn it.

00:48:57.540 Now, of course, we probably, oh no, it's Jews that are doing it.

00:49:07.620 Holy shit.

00:49:09.340 What?

00:49:09.860 That's our best friend, Andrew.

00:49:14.200 That's our best friend.

00:49:15.480 That's our best friend.

00:49:15.500 That's our best friend.

00:49:16.100 God and I have a Yishmarekha.

00:49:19.740 May God bless you and keep you.

00:49:23.460 Holy shit, dude.

00:49:24.600 That's right.

00:49:25.320 Yeah.

00:49:25.700 Andrew is a seven-year-old who opposes waste mixing and also is very skeptical of the Jewish faith.

00:49:30.600 Oh, my God.

00:49:32.480 It is an actual, it was an actual show put on by a KKK family for the express intent of getting children into the KKK movement.

00:49:43.160 Oh, so that wasn't taken out of context, right?

00:49:45.600 No, no.

00:49:46.160 This kid really hates black people and Jews.

00:49:48.040 Yeah, and it's not a joke.

00:49:48.920 It's not a joke.

00:49:49.800 It's not out of context.

00:49:50.800 It's exactly what you think it is, which is fucking crazy.

00:49:53.760 And it's hilarious because it's some, like, seven-year-old kid with a list.

00:49:56.760 The cutest kid in the world.

00:49:57.900 I mean, he just goes off on the Jews and the blacks and the gays.

00:50:00.520 The only thing we ask of you, Ryan, is that when you show this to all of your other comedian friends, that you let them know.

00:50:06.940 You heard about the Andrew show from Tower Gang because we are the OGs.

00:50:10.720 Are you serious?

00:50:11.840 Yeah.

00:50:12.380 I haven't seen anywhere else in the internet.

00:50:14.120 That's like the people that found, like, Five-ish.

00:50:16.820 Remember that guy?

00:50:17.440 It's like a big cartoon dollar.

00:50:20.080 It's like a Jewish car.

00:50:20.840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:21.440 I know what you're talking about.

00:50:22.400 That one's really funny.

00:50:23.460 Like, things like that are fucking...

00:50:24.720 I have guys that I found, too, but it's hard to get people into them, but it's this depressed autistic guy named...

00:50:31.640 I think autistic...

00:50:32.400 Like, a guy named Todd.

00:50:33.500 Todd.

00:50:33.900 And I think he lives in Utah.

00:50:36.420 And he's friends with the drunk, crazy Russian who just drinks and curses at his audience.

00:50:41.460 Like, he'll go live and be like, so today we're drinking, like, a Trulli mango and we'll get to pretty drunk.

00:50:47.020 And fuck you and go eat shit and die.

00:50:50.480 It's amazing shit, but, like, I don't know.

00:50:52.980 I've been giving it...

00:50:53.760 I gave it to my friend Jesse from Pod Offal.

00:50:55.860 I was like, you got to make this guy one of your guys that you talk about, but...

00:50:58.920 Yeah.

00:50:59.360 America's not ready for him now?

00:51:01.160 We're adding him to the rotation.

00:51:02.640 Believe me.

00:51:03.180 Thank you.

00:51:03.420 But we found this...

00:51:05.500 So this Andrew kid, his show was...

00:51:08.320 It's off of YouTube now, so you have to go on the Wayback Machine to find his videos.

00:51:12.200 And it resonated with us on such a deep level.

00:51:14.880 Yeah.

00:51:15.200 It's like, that could be us.

00:51:16.440 That's us.

00:51:17.880 In a few months.

00:51:18.520 And so now we're actually...

00:51:19.880 We're looking for the kid.

00:51:21.020 We're trying to find him.

00:51:22.260 He has his family, like, his sisters have a white supremacist music group.

00:51:27.780 Before people call Child Protective Services, keep in mind, he's probably in his 20s now.

00:51:32.700 Oh, yeah.

00:51:32.980 This was, like, in 2005.

00:51:34.840 Yeah, it was, like, 2005 or 2008.

00:51:36.600 2009, yeah.

00:51:37.220 Yeah.

00:51:38.220 So, but we're looking for this kid, and we're going to find you, Andrew.

00:51:42.320 Yeah, and when we find you, we're going to...

00:51:44.820 Why'd you say it's threatening?

00:51:45.860 We're going to...

00:51:46.400 We're going to capture you, and I'm going to keep you in this closet here, and you're going

00:51:51.440 to come out and yell the N-word all the time.

00:51:53.400 Yeah, we're going to find you.

00:51:55.320 That'll be my damn friend.

00:51:56.020 Yeah, we're going to force you to be a white supremacist again.

00:51:59.860 I have his full name.

00:52:00.480 Oh, my God.

00:52:00.940 Spud Ruckus has his full name.

00:52:02.120 So do I.

00:52:02.520 Dox him right now.

00:52:03.020 So do I.

00:52:03.960 I've known it the whole time.

00:52:05.540 That literally is the funniest part of this whole thing to me, is that, like, if we do

00:52:09.020 follow this thread where it goes, we could incidentally...

00:52:11.880 We're going to ruin his life.

00:52:12.860 Yeah, ruin his life, because he's, like, could have, like, literally completely moved on,

00:52:16.400 have a normal job somewhere.

00:52:18.120 You would think with the amount of FBI informants we have on the show right now, we could just

00:52:21.980 search his name and find him.

00:52:24.460 Here's the funny part.

00:52:25.080 I already have.

00:52:26.020 Yeah, command, find Andrew.

00:52:29.760 The sad thing is, is that, like, let's say that guy, that kid, or guy now, was reformed,

00:52:36.140 and he's like, that was a really dark time in my life.

00:52:37.940 My parents, obviously, I was very impressionable, but that's not the right thing to do.

00:52:42.000 And he had a job.

00:52:43.180 They would still fucking fire that guy and, like, smear him all over.

00:52:46.220 Like, there's no...

00:52:47.220 They would kill him.

00:52:47.720 The reason why it's so...

00:52:48.340 He was eight, and his father was, like, the head of a KKK, you know, thing.

00:52:53.120 Yeah.

00:52:53.280 So, it's not at all his fault.

00:52:54.960 This one guy, Chris Piccolini or something, he goes around talking about how bad it was

00:52:58.740 being a skinhead Nazi or whatever.

00:53:00.300 And they let that guy through the cracks for some reason.

00:53:02.580 But it's like, for the most part, there's no, like, redemption art that they allow you

00:53:06.080 or any level of apology that would actually suffice to be like, okay, you've...

00:53:10.120 Unless you're, like, a president of a country, like Canada, where you do blackface, and then

00:53:15.020 you can still, like, for some reason, just make it out of it.

00:53:17.480 You know, speaking of Ryan, last year, I went to your stand-up last year in Tampa.

00:53:23.200 Oh, no way.

00:53:24.420 Yeah, yeah, I was there.

00:53:25.400 I was in the back.

00:53:26.360 And I did not know what kind of crowd to expect.

00:53:29.860 It was you, Josh, Denny, Gavin, and Kumia.

00:53:33.360 Nice.

00:53:33.620 And my wife was like, why is everybody wearing yellow shirts here?

00:53:37.100 Like, why are the cops standing in the corner and they look, like, visibly uncomfortable?

00:53:41.620 Yeah, the proud boy?

00:53:42.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:43.240 I was like, I got to catch her up on, like, four years of, like, what's been going on.

00:53:46.700 And she was like, where did you bring me?

00:53:48.280 I was like, it's a comedy show.

00:53:50.780 It's a Proud Boys meeting.

00:53:53.920 Kind of was.

00:53:54.780 Like, there was a ton.

00:53:55.920 There was a ton of guys there, but there's never been any drama or any problem.

00:54:00.300 Like, if you could believe that or not.

00:54:01.320 They were all cool as hell.

00:54:02.460 It was just strange.

00:54:04.500 See, this is the thing I don't understand, and I don't want to, like, derail us too much,

00:54:08.940 but the Proud Boys phenomenon, it's like, they're fans of this edgy stand-up comedy guy, Gavin.

00:54:16.720 And then they all decide to stop jerking off and, like, get married and have families.

00:54:20.780 And then they fall in love with Trump.

00:54:22.720 And then January 6th happens, and then they become a domestic terrorist organization overnight.

00:54:27.280 And I'm just like, I'm like, is that honestly the story arc?

00:54:31.320 Because it seems totally unfeasible.

00:54:33.860 Meanwhile, there was just, like, four or five of them there, and they were told, like, it's like a franchise,

00:54:38.480 like a fucking, like a subway or something.

00:54:40.440 Like, we have rules.

00:54:41.040 Like, if you want to open up a franchise or a chapter, there's rules.

00:54:46.940 Like, don't be actually racist.

00:54:49.740 We believe in free speech, and we believe in this and that.

00:54:53.020 No, seriously, guys.

00:54:53.680 Please don't be racist.

00:54:54.960 Yeah.

00:54:55.640 I mean, make all the jokes.

00:54:57.000 Define racist, please.

00:55:00.020 There might be, I mean, you know, it's hard to control an entire group, but we're, it's just a bunch of fucking great guys.

00:55:04.920 There's never been any drama.

00:55:05.640 And just like the franchise thing, like, if you want to start selling fucking, like, Campbell Soup chicken gumbo,

00:55:13.340 like, they're like, no, you can't do that.

00:55:15.140 So the Proud Boys were told, like, don't go to Jan 6th, and if you do, then, you know, you're not working under the capacity of a Proud Boy or whatever.

00:55:25.740 It's just a fucking drinking club.

00:55:28.360 Is this how the Freemasons started?

00:55:30.500 They're pride artists.

00:55:31.960 Is this how Freemasons started?

00:55:33.880 They were like, we're just drinking club, and then they end up running the world.

00:55:36.600 I was going the opposite direction with it, because watching what happened with the Proud Boys,

00:55:42.420 it now makes me reconsider all of the other evil groups of the past, and I'm like, maybe the Nazis didn't do anything,

00:55:48.820 and they were just, like, categorized as fucking...

00:55:50.340 Well, they definitely have a point of view.

00:55:52.500 Like, their story, like, you know, it looks weird from our side or something, but their country was in, like, disrepair since World War I,

00:56:04.460 and, like, they had points, but you're right, though.

00:56:07.900 It's like, what's been obscured and what's actually true?

00:56:11.060 Like, what was the motivation?

00:56:12.100 You know, it's a pattern among the moneyed interests.

00:56:14.680 Jesus Christ.

00:56:15.720 They kind of had a point.

00:56:18.960 Can we just give up a point?

00:56:20.260 Like, one, at least one point.

00:56:22.020 You guys saw the article?

00:56:22.940 They were like, they were making us into soaps.

00:56:24.840 They ate six million bars, and I was like, they were making you into soap or cookies.

00:56:28.240 I can't keep up anymore.

00:56:29.680 What's going on here?

00:56:30.820 What was that thing that someone sent a thread today, I saw, that of a guy was, it was a, they, like, I can't remember CBS or somebody put, like, on.

00:56:40.080 Oh, that was me.

00:56:40.860 That was you.

00:56:41.800 Okay, it was you.

00:56:42.600 I said we should do a completely deadpan commentary of it, like, on this show, like, serious, and then just be, like, at the end, like, this is all a joke.

00:56:50.640 I hope you like Tower Gang.

00:56:52.340 Well, I gotta explain what the thing was.

00:56:54.420 It was, it was all Auschwitz survivors, and they had, like, interviewed them.

00:56:59.740 But CBS, like, there was, like, 5,000 or some shit like that, and they, like, limited down to, like, five.

00:57:05.700 There were really, and then everybody else, they have all the recordings, and they're just like, yeah.

00:57:10.040 Halfway through the interview, it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:57:15.580 Someone just smack them with a big rubber hand.

00:57:19.200 And then, like, when they shave their heads for whatever, like, boom, it's fucking Dan Margera with the hand cam.

00:57:27.300 Or the uncircumcised penis.

00:57:29.100 the side of their head oh dude come on fuck anyways the point was that they're making is

00:57:36.720 that like all these interviews with people saying how it really wasn't that bad and that's like the

00:57:41.300 whole premise of all these videos they were like a giant mega thread of them this is like no this

00:57:46.660 is like they were saying this is auschwitz this is apparently the worst one out there they were

00:57:50.760 like yeah they bought us a piano a grand piano they bought them a grand piano just to like play

00:57:55.700 they had like a music hall and it was like all these interviews they're just like yeah that was

00:57:58.940 they're like they let us have like like there was like uh sports time or some shit like that

00:58:03.440 swimming pools yeah they did all then there's like five of them that were like no it was the worst

00:58:08.780 things you see here and cbs is like that's what we'll take wow that's crazy yeah i mean honestly

00:58:14.500 wow that's crazy man i'm doing everything now i don't like i don't like feeling like i live

00:58:22.660 a poorer lifestyle than they did in auschwitz what the fuck i don't know

00:58:26.560 a swimming pool a grand piano a concert hall it's a concentration resort

00:58:33.260 i mean it's all inclusive the great thing about it meditation retreat

00:58:39.940 oh that's a great bit right there

00:58:52.840 i mean yeah we were better off i just want to i want to interrupt and just say holocaust you

00:59:00.020 are welcome back anytime you're one of the funniest fucking guests we've had i really

00:59:03.000 ryan he goes fuck no when we start tower gang studios with clint's money we are going to fund

00:59:09.400 you the way the way the united states funds the jews to make videos for us you will be fully funded

00:59:15.100 whatever you need dude we'll take it away from the american people i need this jackass movie uh or

00:59:20.400 cartoon or whatever it should be a cartoon because you could really go off the off the wall with it

00:59:24.920 i think we'd all be better if there wasn't this like uh what's like what i think is happening with

00:59:31.220 like the black and white relationship right now is like there's kind of this so one of my my friends

00:59:35.200 and um he told me at work he goes up to these two guys that he works with and he's like what's up

00:59:40.160 black and he just and they call out each other's differences and they just make fun of each other

00:59:44.000 whatever like the way it should be the way like all in the family type shit yeah and it's like

00:59:47.780 that's literally what we're doing that's what we do on the show yeah they're boys it's like

00:59:51.800 because here's the thing it's like if um right after like okay

00:59:55.400 we're diversity hires i don't know if ryan is brown or yellow it's hard to figure out

01:00:03.500 both okay it's uh japanese puerto rican i don't know how i forgot that for a second how'd that

01:00:09.480 happen let me guess wait your dad had to be puerto rican no wow wow so your dad had some fucking

01:00:15.160 riz because he's banging out banging some spanish food he was a top g

01:00:18.560 how did a japanese dude pull a puerto rican puerto rican woman that i just yeah what dude yeah

01:00:26.560 yeah is your mom retarded he's a good looking guy well she's puerto rican i mean

01:00:33.140 yeah that's a big iq jump that's like a jew going for a black that that really is like that

01:00:39.500 it's i'm i'm right down the middle like i am right

01:00:43.680 like reaching down a hand just like here you go son i got you pull you up a couple casts

01:00:50.820 he knew the assignment we're gonna make the most average baby

01:00:54.580 we're gonna make a we're gonna make a mid-level intelligence baby with a fat ass

01:00:59.580 can't dance can't do math what good am i love rice though any sort of rice

01:01:05.940 stab like a motherfucker a katana fucking butterfly knife

01:01:11.320 but he i mean for a japanese guy he real thank you wow

01:01:20.620 dicky walnuts oh my god you're a fucking dicky yeah i have one you have you have t-shirt merch

01:01:28.280 i i do now okay well you know a guy who could print your t-shirts if you if you want to have

01:01:34.720 some merch talk to me after hell i can't imagine i can't imagine someone wearing this

01:01:39.980 i know a kid named andrew who'd probably

01:01:44.660 i left that life behind guys i need you to sell that and i need to know at least someone bought it

01:01:53.580 and not one of us that's so fucking crazy like that's like the next disputed election and you

01:01:59.820 see a bunch of dudes rocking this shirt and we're all we're all just sitting here like holy fuck no

01:02:04.540 no no no no no no no we we started this oh no so you got to make the s's oh oh that's great

01:02:12.560 fuck dude yes shit yeah oh wow but i think he yeah this was when did i make this 2022 yeah jack jack

01:02:20.580 the s's are ss that's perfect yeah oh that makes it a little too spot on

01:02:27.220 it's really aggressive like their aesthetic was so aggressive and like but look like sharp too like

01:02:34.520 it was cool they're definitely cool like that's why when nick fuentes was like it felt so refreshing

01:02:39.980 and crazy to watch that uh info wars thing when him and yay were like they'd be like yeah he was

01:02:46.580 cool he's like he's like hitler's like earth's darth vader it's like is that not cool like that's

01:02:53.220 right he was he was using uh what was the fucking brand it was hugo boss hugo boss yeah man bro they're

01:03:00.100 driving porsches hugo boss driving porsches and like these are the coolest guys in the world dude yeah

01:03:05.220 they had the best trip like for real yeah yo they had they had tight outfits let's just be real about it

01:03:11.060 they look sharp as shit yeah and um i feel like we're not actually finding any humor we're just like

01:03:15.620 you could say

01:03:16.020 you could say

01:03:17.940 you could say arian iconic iconic iconic what the fucking iconography is dope but you can't do it

01:03:26.820 the big flags i can't get like a dope eagle fucking emblem without be like dude that dude's totally

01:03:31.220 fucking jose would you say would you say that they're dressed to kill

01:03:36.740 that's a totally a toad joke allegedly no

01:03:41.380 the thing though is what people don't get is like i i could say and and feel all those

01:03:45.860 sorts of things and then also like i've i've known and grew up with jews like all my life and they're

01:03:50.820 like some of them here's the thing about them like uh you know who's a good one he's on the right uh

01:03:55.780 also he i think he works with tree of logic or whatever that that black chick right it's him

01:04:00.180 and her she's jewish he's black he's like a big bodybuilder guy but they're always no matter how

01:04:04.260 like physically imposing they get through like working out and steroids and shit they're always

01:04:08.900 like sweethearts and they're they're very smart so it's like they're really good people to talk to

01:04:13.300 i've i've had a blast like a motherfucker and they do what they're they're sweet and they're really

01:04:18.740 smart that's manipulate manipulation right there yeah i'm smart no but i've you know my friend gordon

01:04:25.460 total jew like i mean but they're they're really because i think they have the ability to stick with

01:04:31.700 their own and they're encouraged to stick with their own they have this like social you know i don't

01:04:38.180 know like this ease about them that they're great talkers they're often very funny like adam sandley

01:04:43.380 like all the jews are funny like larry david they they monopolize everything in the banks but also

01:04:50.020 comedy i think they're really if you know so like if i can summarize what ryan's saying here

01:04:56.660 it's okay for us to both like the jews and the nazis yeah and i think i think that's that's the most

01:05:03.700 even-handed i would like to say i'm i'm glad that it's it's junity i'm i'm i'm just saying christ no

01:05:12.100 that was a good one now don't encourage him please no i'd like to say that i'm glad six million of

01:05:18.660 them didn't die that's i'm happy about that yeah yeah why is it why is it a problem if we say that

01:05:24.420 fewer of them die dude that that'd be so great to go and like just see someone break down and you're

01:05:29.620 just like i'm happy six million jews didn't die during the holocaust i don't know what's the nice

01:05:33.780 i had

01:05:38.420 i'm an anti-semite because i'm glad they didn't die maybe you need to reflect on how anti-semite you are

01:05:44.660 can you give us trump questioning six million really folks we've looked at the what do they

01:05:51.060 call it six six million whatever six billion they wanted they wanted six million and we talked them

01:05:57.220 down we talked them down to thirty three hundred thousand right not too bad the art of the deal

01:06:07.060 they thought they could do deals but we really we talked it down from six million imagine what a big

01:06:12.900 number thank you oh my god dude oh that's amazing oh my god amazing

01:06:28.020 when you get a chance to bring up the the cake uh wars this guy you're giving me so much work

01:06:32.500 ryan because now i'm gonna have to clip all this stuff oh yeah just make sure you add context to some

01:06:38.820 of it this is no the i love jews part in front of every clip please no that actually doesn't require

01:06:47.220 any context because then you're just going like this is actually trump and i'm just doing so like

01:06:51.540 you the left you're totally fine they're gonna be like i'm just doing an impression of what trump

01:06:55.780 actually is what he wants to say this is yeah i'm quoting him

01:07:02.100 what do we have here look lover girl really yeah we have we have exactly we have uh men who are

01:07:09.060 being super aggressive with their uh brides uh during the uh the cake cutting i've seen some

01:07:14.820 of those yeah or the the cake feeding i suppose this is this is all white people

01:07:19.460 shit oh i mean getting getting married she she she had a great i mean if she was a boxer she was like

01:07:29.540 yeah i think you could just hit right and it goes to the next one can i i do well again i don't know

01:07:34.820 how to use a computer oh my god

01:07:45.460 oh wow oh did you see your face see this is one of the few times that white male and actually feel

01:07:55.300 like they're getting raped and it's actually a real because i mean the way the dudes are like

01:08:00.580 you know in a way yeah it's all about equality right just click click the right button please

01:08:07.220 it's like you can oh i thought we were discussing

01:08:18.740 i can understand like throwing like getting a piece that they already take because they're

01:08:22.500 supposed to take the bite of the cake and putting that in their face whatever but taking the entire

01:08:26.180 cake and throwing it at somebody that's just mean to the guests dude i saw a video the other day where

01:08:31.940 it was um that like the best man was bombed and uh it was the bride and the groom were like standing

01:08:38.100 in front of the cake about to do the thing and he like grabs the cake it's like a really beautiful

01:08:42.340 cake that you like grabs a huge chunk of it and like throws at them like trying to be funny

01:08:46.580 and and then the fucking groom just like pushes them on the ground he's like what the

01:08:49.700 fuck like imagine the embarrassment of doing that god dang yo at first when you said uh i was i saw a

01:08:55.380 wedding where the groomsman was was bombed and i was like was this in the middle east are we still

01:08:59.540 like under barack obama i remember that he's like one ivers how about millions of virgins or however

01:09:07.780 many versions i i actually like i kind of respect the dude's willingness to be like to go with a

01:09:13.460 joke he's like i'm not going down i'm not bombing he's like i'm gonna double down on this i'm gonna

01:09:17.540 pick up the cake throw it out that's gonna be hilarious totally revived my best man speech here's

01:09:23.220 the controversy with these videos right so there's a lot of a lot of fucking uh you know woke feminist

01:09:28.420 women who are like quote tweeting those clips and saying this is evidence of like spousal abuse

01:09:34.020 it's evidence of not loving your significant other i just wanted your guys take on like is that what

01:09:39.620 you see there because i i have different opinions on it but i'm curious how you guys feel i i see

01:09:44.100 playfulness and as i mentioned in our chat uh one of my cousins did something similar to his wife not

01:09:50.820 not as aggressive as in these videos but he he gave her a nice cake smash right up the nose and she was

01:09:56.580 not too happy about it i don't i don't understand that at all i mean they pay they pay like hundreds

01:10:01.460 of dollars to get their makeup done and then you're gonna hit them on cake yeah i mean they're rightfully

01:10:04.900 crazy but like i don't know it's well rightfully more powerful than them so yes exactly that's right

01:10:11.140 well that's what i said you're the the man is asserting dominance like immediately in the

01:10:15.460 gym if you don't want this to happen you done bitch yeah like like this this is how it's gonna

01:10:19.620 go a couple weeks and i'm in the gym you've been there five years i'll beat you out anyway

01:10:22.820 i wonder if it's like a quick little like one last time to remind you like this is what i'm

01:10:27.380 holding back on like i could that's what i'm saying yeah because every one of them every one of them

01:10:32.820 if they're if they ever catch it before they actually get hit it is like a struggle but the

01:10:36.660 dude is just like obviously going just overpowering you're just like uh putting that cake no if i

01:10:41.700 wanted to kill you you wouldn't be able to stop me this is only 45 of my power too

01:10:47.620 guys i do the same thing with my significant others whenever we go swimming i'll always hold

01:10:52.020 them underwater just just just a second longer than they're comfortable with just to let them know

01:10:55.700 i'm telling you that was funny right i thought you were gonna say a second until they actually

01:11:00.260 like drown and then you're like oh but i'm just i'm just showing you two things that elizabeth just

01:11:04.900 would not let me do was one was the cake thing she expressed multiple times before that she was like

01:11:09.540 you do not put that cake in my face i paid too much less makeup i look pretty today all this stuff

01:11:13.780 she was like do not and so i was like good the other thing is okay no and the other the second thing is

01:11:20.980 do not dunk her head underwater she gets irrationally upset if i uh try even try to

01:11:27.220 i'm so i've heard i've never seen her put her head underwater in a pool or anything like that never

01:11:32.500 i've never seen it happen what the is going on over here what is happening here oh oh okay

01:11:40.260 our rfk sorry jr's dead no problem thanks for having me but what i wanted to say is that a lot of women

01:11:49.620 they really don't like the being mock drowned because a lot of women died being drowned

01:11:57.620 underwater it's the scientists looked into it and it says when you can't breathe the air you'll

01:12:02.900 you'll actually die thank you robert thank you did that work could you see it oh yeah yeah you could

01:12:14.100 actually look into the numbers it worked well enough yeah holy hundreds and thousands of

01:12:23.220 women come up to me after my meetings and they said i was drowned by a man what do you think what's

01:12:29.620 going to be the angle assume assume for a second that that biden croaks or whatever and rfk ends up

01:12:34.820 being the democrat nominee and it's trump versus rfk what what's the approach donald that you're going to

01:12:39.780 take to destroy him well if you're asking donald frankly i would tell you my hair is a different

01:12:46.900 color i would i would change the hair and then we would just make fun of his voice right it's low fruit

01:12:51.940 but we got to do it okay we got to do it very strongly we're trying to embarrass him and he's got

01:12:56.740 a weird burbly voice we call it burbly we call it burbly oh oh my god i can't like i'm just thinking

01:13:06.340 about it in real life like he's literally just going to be talking about vaccines and he'd be

01:13:10.660 like i created the best vaccine this guy wants to get rid of vaccines that is oh my god i didn't even

01:13:15.460 think about that oh yeah actually that actually might happen because he's going to be like i think

01:13:20.580 he thinks vaccines suck i think i created the best vaccine in the quickest amount of time that we've

01:13:24.980 ever seen yeah i hope i hope that's what that's right damn no that's a big one no that's that's

01:13:33.540 one that uh that's a point for rfk if trump sticks with the whole because the thing was and he he has

01:13:39.620 to he's gonna do it he can't help himself at the time poisoned five billion people and and trump is

01:13:45.860 going to respond your voice sounds like you ate too much pussy as if that's an insult

01:13:53.940 this guy have you smelled his breath before it's really something really terrible no but that's like

01:14:01.620 um damn if trump like walked it back and he said um you know that i thought that was the right thing

01:14:07.540 to do at the time and if you saw what we like it was impressive if you take away the fact that it's a

01:14:12.260 dangerous killing vaccine i don't know that's he loses on that too because it's like well then

01:14:16.900 why'd you put it out so fast if you didn't know damn yeah i didn't think about it to now my high

01:14:22.260 brain just put that together yeah that's good we got a super chat from rumble again uh same dude

01:14:27.780 he says this has tower gang vibes please show to the world it's a video i'm too lazy to click the link so

01:14:33.220 sorry um but right underneath it says x.com suspect fed so i really don't know well right underneath that

01:14:40.420 they said how have y'all not discussed about the jake shields holocaust research oh that just kind

01:14:45.860 of flew under the radar you know jake shields the mma fighter yeah yeah yeah he started noticing man

01:14:51.540 in the middle of the night or something he was just like you know what i have been doing research

01:14:55.220 and actually some of these numbers don't seem to line up and he's like look at this wikipedia entry

01:15:00.020 look at this and i was like oh shit he's just going through it publicly you know like the crazy thing

01:15:05.460 is is then um it's so fucking weird my life is very fucking surreal at this point because

01:15:10.820 i'm i'm watching jake shields who i've watched fight professionally for 15 years and now is like a

01:15:16.500 kind of a personal friend of mine and then and then i see him doing holocaust research in the middle

01:15:21.140 of the night and then the very next day he's standing next to anomaly who's also my homeboy

01:15:25.940 with joe rogan and roseanne at the comedy i'm like i'm like what okay no no no aspect of my life

01:15:32.740 feels real at this point it's fucking crazy but to your point his his research seems legitimate and

01:15:37.940 jake is so based he can't help himself so there you go dude it's it's weird because like they

01:15:43.620 kicked everybody who's cool out of like the mainstream so their sub mainstream is like even

01:15:48.340 cooler like snl got rid of shane gillis he's he's on fire oh sam hyde was canceled it's it's the best

01:15:55.860 place to be like this island of misfits toys or whatever yeah i got to meet yay because of that

01:16:01.540 gavin and when they said just fly out in two days and uh gavin's gonna be sitting across from

01:16:08.100 kanye west i was like what the fuck this is nuts the way the way we're you know how like uh it's kind

01:16:15.540 of hipster shit but like if you're the first people to get into a club people will be like ah that that

01:16:21.060 club doesn't have enough people in there but like by the time people see the line out front because

01:16:25.140 there's gonna be a line to get in this motherfucker and we're gonna have the boots in the back we're

01:16:28.740 gonna be chilling and all these other motherfuckers gonna be standing in line trying to get in

01:16:32.020 that's that's what's that's what's coming i'm just telling people like you can you can either

01:16:34.980 fucking get real and start telling the truth now and and join us in the in the cool kids club or you

01:16:39.620 can just fucking be stuck outside of the club and that's why you guys should know it clearly wasn't

01:16:44.100 six million wow no clint is literally describing clint is literally describing a kkk uh rally and he's just

01:16:50.420 like and he even called the cool kids club yeah he was like in the just with c's with c's cole if

01:17:02.020 you've never heard a dog whistle that was it the cool kids club i did not mean to do that

01:17:08.180 it we've been buying from instagram and twitter because he's fucking it just goes off we got our

01:17:16.500 own personal club and you ain't welcome now everybody wants in like that's because he's just describing

01:17:23.220 like white he's like talking about the holocaust denial is what this club is gonna be oh my god

01:17:28.740 join us in our fraternal order or you can stay the fuck out yeah the white power movement in the 90s

01:17:35.540 like i'm telling you guys it's coming back our way we gotta build up for us now

01:17:42.260 but listen our first our first rally will be on the capitol hill steps on january 6th

01:17:49.460 but listen no blacks no fags and no jews allowed all right yeah we can talk about you

01:17:57.220 that's right we might allow kanye in once in a while who knows hey toad when we're riffing if

01:18:02.900 you could not just leave a still that was me of a bitch of a bitch saying i was raped by 100 gang

01:18:07.540 members yeah that's okay i pulled that up i pulled that up it's not me it's top this is a super chat

01:18:12.980 from rumble i kind of felt bad about that after i said i'm not going to read it he said dang or

01:18:17.700 something like that in the channels i feel bad so i looked at the i looked at the clip and right away

01:18:21.540 i was raped by a hundred gang members this white woman bitch i don't know what this is about this

01:18:26.100 horrible that's an ai generated image by the way i am ai i'm excited top i'm worried this is this

01:18:32.020 is going to incriminate us probably let's see what it is 100 gang members because i celebrated pride

01:18:39.380 month can't motherfucker i gotta stop never mind guys put put the link i mean we couldn't have let

01:18:46.500 it load any longer yeah literally loaded for believe it or not i think we i think we got all

01:18:52.420 there is to get out of it in that two seconds all right i think i'm okay with not investing more time

01:18:57.780 in that that's that's about as legit as all rape claims some ai bitch is lying yeah i've seen that

01:19:03.860 and that's it's like this creepy weird ai i don't know if it's a joke or something but it's like

01:19:08.500 there's like a bunch of them like a guy like cycling through them and it's like just the worst weird

01:19:13.780 situations and um yeah i don't know what's i haven't even investigated what that's all about

01:19:18.020 yet but so far it's just funny but it's also uh it's dark enough to maybe investigate further

01:19:23.620 i hope it's trying to be humorous because if it's trying to be legit i ain't buying it that's

01:19:27.700 clearly artificial yeah well i did tell us in the in the chat this morning that i believe that toad

01:19:34.820 actually talks in the way an ai actually like a chatbot talks because i saw this this morning about

01:19:39.460 how it works is the chatbot just literally searches the entire internet for a conversation

01:19:45.300 and then like kind of repeats back what word it thinks fits in to reply to you and so i just think

01:19:50.340 that's how toad like acts and so he's just saying things like he's a human ai yeah he'll just he'll

01:19:55.380 just say things but he was just like in his brain he's searching the entire internet and he was like

01:19:59.700 what comes after this word and he was like jews funny kill them all or something like that and he's

01:20:04.580 like and then he's like and that's just what he says that's just how he works and i was like

01:20:09.700 this is an epiphany cool that is how my brain works i hate the tangent on you buddy but i i need you to

01:20:13.780 tell me uh what's going on with your height because you're looking you're looking oh god damn it yeah

01:20:18.660 no you're gonna have to tell this one yeah so i went so i um i decided to schedule my first

01:20:25.220 like physical as like an adult like i haven't been to the doctor in like probably

01:20:29.300 five six years so i haven't had a physical in that long you don't need to yeah but i get like

01:20:33.780 fifteen dollars for my insurance if i do it so i was like yeah i'll go ahead

01:20:38.260 so there is there is literally no price tag by which you won't do things it's amazing you gave

01:20:43.700 you gave your like bone marrow for 50 bucks a clip crazy i didn't do plasma first

01:20:50.420 eighty dollars a week uh paid it was a fifteen dollar copay so you're like i'm gonna go away

01:20:55.620 yeah i didn't think about just because it wasn't even eighty dollars then i spent a hundred dollars

01:21:00.820 on mandatory testing so it was it was a net loss yes and then it was it was a net loss for more

01:21:09.460 reasons so i when i was scheduling it i just saw like whatever preferred person was on like my

01:21:14.740 insurance app and i clicked on it called scheduled i was like okay whatever i get there it's a black

01:21:19.940 woman so i'm going so it's it's me and a black lady as my my position not starting out great no

01:21:28.020 but i got a quick quick tangent i i was going in uh to dermatologists and i i'm obviously i just

01:21:34.180 moved out to florida so i didn't know what to expect in terms of the doctors so i i walk in and

01:21:38.500 they're like oh you can go with her and there's this black lady with dreads and she's like but she's

01:21:43.860 wearing like what looks like doctor's outfit and i'm just falling her i'm like please don't be my

01:21:47.860 doctor please don't she's just cosplaying did you guys see the video the black girl on the plane that's

01:21:52.900 like the driving the plane oh yeah and everyone was everyone's like why aren't we celebrating her it's

01:21:58.820 like because she's just doing what you say that they're supposed to be capable we're not celebrating

01:22:03.460 because i'm scared i'm let me off this plane you know that joke where they're like what do you call

01:22:09.060 a black pilot and then they're going and that's literally what they're doing to her it's like oh yeah

01:22:14.500 it's just a pilot and they're like no if you look closer

01:22:21.700 she's not supposed to be in the air yeah yeah yeah well if you think about the water dude if

01:22:27.060 well yeah if you have like a a transatlantic flight or something you might want a black

01:22:31.620 uh person piloting the plane because they're really incentivized to not crash into the ocean

01:22:35.620 yeah that's a good point oh i think i thought you were gonna make a transatlantic slave trade joke

01:22:40.260 i really thought he was going there ain't no fucking water landing for my ass

01:22:46.340 they're they're they're in the cargo hold of the plane and it's going

01:22:50.180 this motherfucker i will breach the stratosphere and we will orbit in this motherfucker i am not

01:22:54.900 going not with my hair my their hair it's really not even about the swimming it's about

01:22:59.940 it's air amistad

01:23:01.380 you thought the bp oil spill was bad wait till my weave get in there and all that

01:23:11.540 oh my god i didn't mean to interrupt cole continue please so uh my entire life well

01:23:16.260 not my entire life but ever since i have grown to my full height i've always said i was 5'8 and

01:23:21.220 i'm pretty sure i've been measured at 5'8 i've grown after after my my full cycle

01:23:33.780 so and like i go in there and she was like let's see how tall you are and i was like well

01:23:37.220 hope i haven't shrunk or or i think maybe i've grown i think i said maybe i've grown to the nurse

01:23:41.620 and i get on there she's like magic she goes down and she's like five seven and a quarter and i was

01:23:46.500 like i've shrunk and i was like i've lost it's totally correct i've told you since i met you

01:23:52.180 you were fucking five seven and you're always like no i'm five eight five nine like no you are

01:23:56.420 you're like a cunt hair taller than me that's it you short bitch i'm telling you i i was five eight

01:24:03.460 and i i think i've been lifting too much and my spine oh you dumb bitch i just thought you were

01:24:08.820 a different height your whole life you lied to yourself enough you know about an inch but

01:24:12.980 but but you know that's that sounds plausible that's some i would tell myself too i i'm five

01:24:17.620 six so anything it takes the more reasonable explanation is either a you gave away too much

01:24:26.020 plasma which like malnutrition yeah malnutrition and actually physically shrunk you or b you gave

01:24:31.780 away too much plasma plasma and took too many charges and your iq and your memory your recollection

01:24:37.220 decreased and you just the top of my head got hit so many times it actually caved in and

01:24:40.980 push me i literally think he's retarded enough to be like he got the measurement at one point

01:24:45.220 as a kid he's like i don't like that height i'm 5'8 kind of 5'9 depending on shoes i'm wearing

01:24:52.500 he lied for so many years he just it just became the truth to him but i'm actually i'm a midwit i'm

01:24:57.300 a midwit though because i actually chose a height that people could be like oh i guess so like he said

01:25:02.580 i didn't go for like i'm 6'1 like that'd be a retard a true midwit would be like i'm 5'9 actually

01:25:08.420 but like this the specific type of retard that's just be like all right i'm changing my reality all

01:25:12.900 right yeah it's not i'm not manipulating i'm that retarded i just in my mind i just put just

01:25:19.940 i wish i could be that retired that'd be awesome by the way since you're since we're like internet

01:25:23.460 personalities you could just be 6'1 no one will ever know until they see you in person so it doesn't

01:25:27.140 really matter oh the dude it builds the builds the ambiance too because then you end up with these

01:25:30.820 like gay ass like haters like like like the joe rogan thing like look at him he's

01:25:34.420 fucking short and they're like they just tell everyone you're 5'9 tom cruise you know they'd be

01:25:38.980 like oh tom cruise is like 5'4 and people would be like you know that fat comic david is actually

01:25:42.580 fucking 5'5 did you know that i want to be one he lies i want to be measured by my width you know like

01:25:50.180 why can't we do that oh you're talking about like if it's shorter width that's fine i am actually shorter

01:25:55.060 my like my hands to hand measurement is shorter than my actual height too i don't mean this i mean my

01:26:01.220 fucking wings yeah measure by the wingspan dude you have fucking lats on you cole look at you

01:26:09.540 my name is ryan actually

01:26:15.140 no but dude it's like in cole cole has an advantage though because he's very tiny so like

01:26:19.860 no me too i'm fucking five six i'm one inch shorter than but is it fucked up like you can be me it's way

01:26:25.140 cooler to be a but you could be a chick and then in the world will have to accept you otherwise

01:26:29.540 they'll like fine you for misgendering you but you can't just squeak out an inch oh yeah you can't

01:26:33.700 no you well i mean i guess i was i was doing it for a long time i guess but i did squeak and then a

01:26:39.300 black woman took it away from you that's reparations before about your reparations for cole yeah we've

01:26:49.220 literally had this argument me and you about your height multiple times and you'd always just be like

01:26:53.380 no i'm five eight that's what they said and like honestly i think that was yours i think i didn't

01:26:59.380 stand up strange i think i need talk like that no no i'm five eight can i get some more porridge please

01:27:06.580 yeah we're getting a little late but i wanted this story's fan it's fascinating cole i want to know how

01:27:13.460 you almost drowned because this has been like weeks now where you just kind of keep flirting with it

01:27:17.940 and i need to know like how did you almost died what the happened no no seriously i thought i was

01:27:22.100 going to die i really did i like i had thoughts in my head and i told elizabeth this i was like

01:27:27.380 i thought about elizabeth i had i thought i was like what i what i i'll start from the beginning so

01:27:33.060 i went to uh the ocoee river to do uh like right water rafting which i'd done like probably dozens of

01:27:39.220 times now so um and so we go i don't know if anybody's been there it's it has some it was where the

01:27:44.260 olympics were held in like 96 at uh atlanta they came up there and they did i haven't but

01:27:49.060 i'd be more worried about dying if it was black water rafting though okay i like that that that was

01:27:55.940 good like that's i was working on one in my head too it's you guys are just hating on toad no because

01:28:01.220 it was damn mole what it is is that he's he's abused this so much in the past it's like like like

01:28:07.620 if a husband constantly beats their wife and then he goes to like scratch his head when he starts doing

01:28:11.780 that we flinch yeah yeah it's like it's like it's like toad walks in he hands us flowers and we're

01:28:17.220 expecting him to be like i cheated you know yeah and then we're like oh these flowers are wonderful

01:28:23.300 like now sorry guys i'm on legion of skanks now i don't get it wow anyways go ahead cool uh so we're

01:28:31.700 going down and uh so these rapids are actually pretty like good so there's class five is like the

01:28:36.420 highest they have like class fours and i think they have one class five rapid were they elite elite

01:28:40.020 rapids they were they were like they were like in the advanced level rapids not elite level yet you

01:28:44.420 know so the thing was my dad was sitting next to me in the raft and my dad is like uh my height but

01:28:53.540 he's like but he's like 250 so like he's like he's like he's built too he works out so and so it was me

01:29:01.300 at like 170 him at like 250 and like we're both in the front where like it really gets hit so we come to

01:29:07.140 like the um one of the first class four rapids which if anyone cares it's called broken nose and

01:29:12.020 we went in and the um the guy is rapid

01:29:20.020 the guide will tell you to get in and so you basically like lean in so to like not

01:29:24.420 fucking fly out why lean in and my dad leaned in way fucking harder and so like your dad your dad

01:29:31.380 fucking amogged you out of my dad like hockey checked me out of this because i go like i sit

01:29:39.300 like because i'm like the thrill seeker so i'm sitting like on the outside of the right like just

01:29:43.620 like because i want to do that and he like so whenever i go in cole's like i got kids

01:29:53.380 so like when i lean in i'm like over like a quarter and like he's when he leans and he's like on the

01:29:58.260 inside so he leans in and then he also like totally fucking falls down so it knocks my ass completely

01:30:04.340 out like you need to just hit that first rapid boom and i'm out like and so i've never i've been like

01:30:08.820 dozens of times never been out of the raft and this time i hit right below so the rapid you know how it

01:30:14.500 comes over a like rock whatever then hits so i was right there where it hits so the water was pushing

01:30:20.900 me down while my uh flotation device was pushing me up so i stayed in the same place underwater oh

01:30:28.340 yeah dude i was like in like the bad like the bad zone like yeah that's the dead zone bro yeah like

01:30:33.860 that's so i'm sitting there and i like they tell you nose and toes so they basically you put your nose

01:30:38.500 above water put your toes downstream so like i'm trying to get to my back and let my uh flotation

01:30:44.900 device like push me up well it's sitting there and i can see the water above me and i'm like what

01:30:50.500 the fuck and it's not pushing up and i i'm under there i'm sort of like i'm starting to like kind

01:30:54.580 of like freak out because i'm losing breath i have like i'm getting no air left and i start thinking

01:30:58.660 about my wife and kids i do the whole fucking like it's cliche how many how many do you have

01:31:05.220 oh i have three wives i got a wife and two baby mamas actually so finally i don't but it's the

01:31:12.260 music this time all right but seriously and then i at like the last moment i really thought i was

01:31:17.380 like this is it and i thought about her seeing me like my body floating down the river dead that's

01:31:22.420 what i thought about she should be celebrating and i did ask her because at your height all blue you look

01:31:28.740 like a smurf and i did ask her later on i was like do you think they would have made you like finish

01:31:37.140 out the trip after i die there's like not really a place to get off at you can but like they like

01:31:45.700 well do we still get at the end of this yeah and they're like well we got to keep moving to stay

01:31:50.820 with the group guys like go on come on elizabeth she's she's holding your kid and she's like there's

01:31:55.700 your gay-ass dad down the river and they keep floating along with us the entire time

01:32:01.300 motherfucker died in hook nose um well i'm glad you survived brother but what happened what i had

01:32:07.940 to do was basically i did what they say is the they say the number one rule is don't stand up in

01:32:13.700 the rapids number one rule don't die we're trying not to die we don't have insurance survive at all

01:32:20.820 costs it's the most if you go and do it they let me tell you the number one rule is don't stand up

01:32:24.820 you're going to want to stand up if you get like if you get launched out don't do it under any

01:32:29.060 circumstance and so i was laying there i was like it and i stood up and it like it kind of

01:32:33.940 like launched me upwards and so i was able to flip out and i came up and i had to swim but then i

01:32:38.500 thought a boat was going to because i'm still right on the rapids and there's boats continually

01:32:42.660 coming so i was afraid the boat was going to dude how crazy how crazy is it that like if you had

01:32:48.260 followed the rules you'd be dead yeah for real i mean that's a metaphor for real life yeah

01:32:53.700 fuck the rules man it really was because what they say is it'll you're like your foot can get

01:32:58.420 caught under a rock and then you're stuck there and then instead of like putting you down backwards

01:33:02.500 it puts you down forwards and you can't like how awesome would it be if you were so stupid that like

01:33:07.700 you're drowning and you're like can't risk it my foot stuck i'm not lying that's fine

01:33:13.700 it went through my head this all died they lit i was literally thinking in my head i was like gotta

01:33:19.620 stand up they said don't do that they said under zero seconds wait cole's uh retardation actually saved

01:33:28.980 his life i'm gonna say it was my anarchist uh feelings but i'll even say what if they were like they

01:33:35.540 were like no we tell tall people that they can stand up but don't try you're five seven you have

01:33:41.380 no chance i'm five eight i'm great i'm a tall guy they're like oh he died because of three quarters

01:33:50.980 of an inch too short he's like i know my nose but you signed the form it's five nine so it turns out

01:33:57.380 that black lady was like a gypsy like the one thinner she's like shorter

01:34:01.060 you're like honey what the fuck cole cole was talking to me today and i was like yo if you're

01:34:08.020 not nicer to me i'm gonna cast another spell and take another inch off your height um hey uh go ahead

01:34:12.420 and run the plug music uh ryan go ahead and tell our fans where they can follow and support you i'm

01:34:16.340 sure they'll want to sure i was gonna say by the way i almost drowned doing a water jetpack thing too so

01:34:21.300 i was like oh did you like get this cotton just spraying straight down it's like a thing that goes on

01:34:26.100 your on your shoulders and when you stay when you're like uh before they turn it on you're just

01:34:30.980 in the water like this but i had it tilted and the guy could either give it juice and like put me up

01:34:36.900 there and have water shooting in it or he could just not and so i'm sitting there everything's fine

01:34:41.300 and he puts a little bit of juice so it tilts forward and then like i'm my face is like under

01:34:46.100 the water and there's nothing you could do it's a heavy thing and i'm like i'm like this i'm like dude

01:34:51.940 fucking help me and you have a helmet on and his voice is in your ear he's like all right all right

01:34:56.820 give it a little uh tilt it or something i'm like tilt i'm doing all the shit and i'm like i'm gonna

01:35:01.380 die like this that was my second i'm gonna die listen to guys say tilt it tilt it i was like dude

01:35:08.500 give it fucking juice and you dumb fucking chink tilt it you built this you fucking you know how

01:35:16.340 great it would be like you're trying out this new technology and you die with this fucking water

01:35:20.900 jetpack on your back like yeah oh man what a terrible way you die in like the minimum amount

01:35:25.860 of water that they say you can die like three like two inches it was it was the it was the deep

01:35:32.580 end but it was in a wave pool at action park or mountain creek whatever you want to call it it's

01:35:36.420 been two different oh there's a documentary about action park action park and i was i'm in it

01:35:42.020 oh you are and you're having to like do this lip thing to try to get to air are you like

01:35:46.820 are you like a little asian kid in it no i was i there was footage of me jumping off the cliff that

01:35:52.660 my buddy brian hodge he he worked for them and he actually did like the um the lifeguard training

01:35:58.100 video so when i went to the park you know with him just for um they were like you're the fucking

01:36:02.980 training guy like they they knew me from the video they had to watch this video that i was in

01:36:07.700 and uh did some commercial thing for them i also did an action park like promo for them when when

01:36:12.820 they were going from mountain creek back to action park for like a promotional thing but yeah i love

01:36:17.540 that place but i almost died there for sure crazy it's fucking sucked but yeah this has been a lot

01:36:21.140 of fun this has been i had a lot of laughs a lot of laughs where you can find me well you can find me

01:36:28.340 at sensor.tv they call it sensor.tv beautiful name and i have my own show there but the main draw of

01:36:35.140 course is gavin mckinnis's get off my lawn and you can subscribe uh on the site there and uh it's good

01:36:41.940 shit it's all uncensored funny stuff i was joe rogan last night and uh we have live shows too so

01:36:48.180 you can call in you could we read emails like i think every day we do a mailbag thing too lots of

01:36:54.180 fun stuff funny ryan so i did the i did the drawing for the end racism tour for you guys the one that

01:36:59.140 was just at the top and uh we were on elijah schaefer's show and one of his boomer audiences

01:37:03.860 like because i did another drawing and obviously it's in my style and they're like oh tower gang totally

01:37:09.060 bit uh the kumi is tour poster and i was like what a fucking dumb bitch that's funny

01:37:15.300 you'd be like i drew both of them idiot wait you did this wait the one that we use yeah yeah yeah

01:37:21.220 yeah no shit yeah i wanted to come out to see you guys in tampa this year but uh i was just i just

01:37:27.140 too swamped man i got a thousand things going on i hear you yeah no it's i understand i mean but like um

01:37:33.380 i would say that it would be kind of the same show because it's it's a different rebranding of the

01:37:37.140 tour but it's pretty much the same tour but we the acts have changed so you would have you would

01:37:41.380 have seen a new show but if you can make it out to vegas um the ninth we we try to west fest the

01:37:48.020 proud boys thing is always on september 11th in vegas hell yeah dude that's why we start our show

01:37:53.780 i know never forget that's a yeah i will never forget so yeah we're going to baltimore this friday

01:38:00.020 you can get tickets on sensor.tv slash tour and um i have a chyron there too and then

01:38:06.900 fucking vegas nashville dallas but they're a lot of fun you had fun there right yeah no dude it was

01:38:11.940 it was sick yeah orlando you went to no i went to the tampa show that was uh it wasn't side splitters

01:38:17.140 it was it was like some weird venue it was like so this was like this recent one no the one before it

01:38:21.780 last year oh we didn't do that i think it had to have been uh orlando i don't know where i was at

01:38:29.300 it was a big theater it was like a big theater it was a big theater pulse night club

01:38:36.260 we got to end it on a toad laugh man that's

01:38:41.540 that's why ryan killed so hard oh my goodness all right i put out a couple solo shows go to

01:38:49.620 liberty lockdown subscribe follow me on twitter at liberty lock pod i'm almost to 100k let's

01:38:53.940 fucking get it done so i don't have to hug you in thank you oh yeah i messed up the order today

01:38:59.700 i'm sorry uh i have the no way jose show uh catch me on youtube all major odd pocketers odyssey and

01:39:05.220 rumble rumble particularly right now i'm not putting as much stuff up on youtube right now because i

01:39:09.380 still have a strike active uh i just dropped my rumble and all the other you know other platforms i

01:39:15.220 dropped a columbine episode did a deep dive into that uh it's gonna be multiple parts this is the first

01:39:20.260 part of it uh yeah i also have an rfk episode it'll be dropping here soon in a few days but

01:39:24.660 yeah go check out not with rfk though right no no no diving into his uh dad's assassination

01:39:33.220 uh but yeah uh and follow me on twitter at towergang jose

01:39:38.100 i just want to say this top because uh i'm not doing my plugs i don't care if i have one day whatever

01:39:42.420 but i just want to say how many times do you think like comics he said is going to baltimore

01:39:46.500 that when they go baltimore detroit they just hope that the comic place is still there when

01:39:50.820 they get there that has like torn down i honestly think if that actually goes to there like god i

01:39:55.540 got baltimore on saturday yeah it's it's like 50 50 whether there's gonna be a building there i'm

01:39:59.780 like do we have do we have any fans that live in baltimore i think so as long as i'm still there

01:40:06.020 after the show i'm i'm fine with it that's all that matters yeah uh tobes scary that was tower

01:40:11.540 gang toad on twitter and follow the tower gang pod we're back on youtube for the time being at

01:40:17.060 least uh rumble is where you can find uh us for the most part and go to the locals subscribe to

01:40:23.940 the locals towergang.locals.com yeah i want to take a quick opportunity to thank our fans for

01:40:29.060 following us over while we were fucking nuked from youtube for a week yeah you guys were putting

01:40:33.540 up serious numbers over on rumble thank you guys so much go ahead top maybe we'll end up on on

01:40:37.540 on sensor tv soon because we're we're gonna be off of all platforms the way we're banned from here

01:40:42.020 from gas i think that would be a great addition i think that would rock talk to your sign guys talk

01:40:47.620 to you don't tell me tell me yes tell me who i have to blow i'll do it tell gavin he can come on

01:40:55.780 tower gang yeah all right no he might he i think he'd be down absolutely that's awesome that'll be fun

01:41:03.460 anyway you catch me at uh top lobster.com follow me on twitter i just broke 18 000 i think something

01:41:08.900 like that go to top lobster.com for uh the merch that i create go to merch engine.com for all of

01:41:15.460 all the beautiful creators that we love from gas digital that we're not even allowed on anymore but

01:41:19.460 go buy some shit man check out the top lobster show just did another episode today with uh the raven

01:41:24.980 really cool stuff got into some supernatural stuff we're doing uh an episode me and cole soon and uh

01:41:30.180 uh i think that's it yeah what i'll say is uh next week we'll probably do it together because

01:41:34.260 we're all gonna get together next uh saturday and sunday friday saturday sunday at the top

01:41:38.820 blocks the range guys i have one one other big announcement i gotta make i haven't even said this

01:41:43.620 on liberty lockdown yet but uh myself and luke radkowski have put together a live studio for

01:41:48.900 an irl miami uh edition big big so so it's gonna be it's gonna be awesome yeah well if cole ever read

01:41:56.100 the group chat he would already know this yeah we we it's gonna be uh we've already got like five

01:42:05.300 mics and cameras and it's gonna be crazy i'm i'm stoked and you know he's he's good friends with

01:42:10.260 like viva fry destiny obviously lives in miami there's a bunch of people so we'll start with

01:42:15.060 the locals and then we'll start to fly in people they're gonna call it they're gonna call it eskimo

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Tower Gang - August 17, 2023

Ep 137 - Jackasschwitz w⧸ Ryan Rivera

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