Tower Gang - August 10, 2023

Ep 136 - To Catch a Crackwhore w⧸ Andy Malafarina

Topics

block cock Reed Coverdale signaling arrest

Hosted by

Clint Russell Toad Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne Tyler (Janke)

Ep 135 - Squashed Abbos w⧸ Elijah Schaffer Ep 137 - Jackasschwitz w⧸ Ryan Rivera

Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 47 minutes

Words per minute

204.36

Word count

21,893

Sentence count

1,394

Harmful content

Misogyny

99

sentences flagged

Toxicity

780

sentences flagged

Hate speech

189

sentences flagged

Summary

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Toad, Clint, and Jose are joined by Carrot top, an elevated version of Carrot Top, to discuss a variety of topics, including: 1. What the fuck is a banana? 2. Why is it a bad idea to have a threesome with your friends? 3. Why do you like bananas? 4. What's the worst thing someone has ever said to you? 5. What is the most offensive thing you've ever done to someone else?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 You got it. 0.98

00:00:30.000 How low is me, I'm retarded. 0.99

00:00:33.000 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like... 0.99

00:00:38.000 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:00:41.000 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:00:44.000 You fucking asshole. 1.00

00:00:47.000 Toads on fire! 1.00

00:00:49.000 She was a 10 in real life. She's like a dead 8.

00:00:54.000 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:55.000 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:00:57.000 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:01:00.000 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:01:07.000 It's not what this show is about. This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:13.000 Ladies and gentlemen, it's 9-11 Eastern on a Wednesday evening and you know what the fuck time it is, bitch. 1.00

00:01:19.000 It's goddamn Tower Gang time. 1.00

00:01:21.000 As always, we are joined by Toad, Clint Russell, Jose Gallison and Top Lobster. 0.97

00:01:26.000 And today, a very special guest, an elevated BMI version of Carrot Top.

00:01:30.000 Welcome aboard, sir.

00:01:32.000 What's up, boys? Thanks for having me.

00:01:34.000 This is great. This is surreal.

00:01:36.000 I've been trying to make my way into autistic libertarian canon and I'm breaking through. 0.96

00:01:43.000 I'm fucking pumped. 0.97

00:01:44.000 I'm pumped. 0.98

00:01:45.000 You're one of us now, brother. You're one of us. Welcome.

00:01:47.000 You're down on the record books with greats like Maj Touré.

00:01:51.000 Neocon remover.

00:01:53.000 Man, you guys all saw that one guy on one of our threads today that was going on about how we weren't identifying the problem of the illegitimacy of government. 0.99

00:02:02.000 And like in my head, I was like, dog, what fucking show are you watching? 0.97

00:02:07.000 Yeah, we're totally, yeah. 1.00

00:02:09.000 I'm at the point now where somebody asked me some libertarian shit. I'm like, why are you asking me for? 0.98

00:02:14.000 Bro, that started, that started the last year.

00:02:17.000 Check this out. Check this out. It started five days ago and it was on a thread where someone tagged myself, Josie and Dave Smith.

00:02:23.000 And the homeboy responds, replies to it and goes, none of these people acknowledge the illegitimacy of the state.

00:02:30.000 And I was like, I was like me and Dave Smith, like Josie. Okay. She's a minarchist. I'll give you that one. 0.79

00:02:35.000 But me and Dave really. And then after I block him, he follows us over to some other thread and starts dragging all of tower gang into it.

00:02:42.000 I was like, guys, just block. Trust me. This dude's mentally.

00:02:44.000 It's like, dude, we're literally all self-professed anarchists except for top, I guess. So no, I am, I am, but I'm okay, man.

00:02:52.000 I'm such an anarchist that at this point, I'm willing to support the state just to spite these people.

00:02:57.000 Yeah. I'm somewhat in the top camp on that.

00:03:02.000 Makes sense to me. Well, uh, Andy, tell, tell our audience about you. Who the fuck is you?

00:03:08.000 And he was like, he gave me some roundabout answer. I was like, but who are you? Tell me. 1.00

00:03:14.000 Well, his name is Malvarina. So it's like, he must be from a line of horrible bakers or something. 1.00

00:03:19.000 It's a very fun name to say. I'll give you that. Yeah. Yeah. No, you fucking, that's my, that's my opening joke in standup comedy.

00:03:26.000 Is it? Yeah. I explain why my name's fucking dumb as shit. It's Italian and it means bad wheat. It's a bad last name. 1.00

00:03:34.000 Shitty pasta, literally. What was your family, Andy? What do you think they were doing? They're just making bad pasta?

00:03:39.000 I think so. Nailed it. Bad bakers.

00:03:41.000 I gotta answer this without just doing the bit. I just realized the first words on tower gang was me doing a fucking joke. 0.99

00:03:48.000 Dude. Uh, but yeah, no, I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I think they were just the fucking dickheads of the village. 0.98

00:03:54.000 And they were like, dude, your crops suck ass. And then like everyone just like made fun of them the whole time. 1.00

00:04:00.000 Oh, look at them, the Malafirinas. 1.00

00:04:03.000 And the goats smell of piss. 0.50

00:04:05.000 Yeah.

00:04:06.000 Yo, uh, at some point, so you got to pull up the screenshot of the thumbnail for, uh, Reed over on IRL.

00:04:12.000 Oh, I was fucking funny, bro.

00:04:14.000 He looks like, I mean, Reed is like, I can't explain how underthused somebody has to be to have that kind of face. 0.95

00:04:21.000 And it's like, bro. Yeah. Like you get invited on a show that there's 500,000.

00:04:25.000 And he tells us like, I don't really care. I hate this shit. 1.00

00:04:28.000 And then he goes on there was like, yo, this nigga means it. 1.00

00:04:31.000 He's dead inside from being there. He'd rather be at work. It's wild. 0.89

00:04:36.000 Reed Coverdale, the type of nigga to just sit up there with resting bitch face as he talks to a half a million people. 1.00

00:04:41.000 He's real as fuck, bro. 1.00

00:04:43.000 If we're doing that, I want to, I want to take the opportunity to defend myself. 0.99

00:04:46.000 And they've got the roast you guys gave me recently.

00:04:48.000 Oh, okay.

00:04:49.000 You guys are pointing out specific things that I vehemently disagree with.

00:04:53.000 This is from two episodes ago.

00:04:54.000 I think pop sockets are a great innovation of the market.

00:04:58.000 I don't get why anyone would ridicule them whatsoever.

00:05:00.000 Dude, put your phone in the air right now.

00:05:02.000 Put it in the air right now.

00:05:03.000 Let's just point out that-

00:05:04.000 The most convenient is to hold my phone.

00:05:06.000 Can we point out that on that episode, I absolutely nailed it.

00:05:10.000 Hold on, Andy.

00:05:11.000 Gay or nay? 1.00

00:05:12.000 Pop sockets. 0.92

00:05:13.000 Well, I feel like pop sockets are like the phone version of a Funko pop.

00:05:18.000 He's got them behind me too.

00:05:19.000 I mean, if you guys are just minding your own business and you're like, just so you know,

00:05:24.000 I like Deadpool. 0.99

00:05:25.000 Okay, back to fucking everything else. 0.99

00:05:27.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:05:28.000 They always seem to fall off too early and I end up fucking around with them too much. 0.98

00:05:33.000 Here's the thing. 0.98

00:05:34.000 I don't know.

00:05:35.000 I can always apply super glue or something to make it stick again.

00:05:38.000 I don't know.

00:05:39.000 I'm innovative. 1.00

00:05:40.000 This is why I think Jose is a real ass dude because he doesn't have a sign on his shit. 1.00

00:05:43.000 It's for pure functionality. 1.00

00:05:45.000 It says like best dad ever or something.

00:05:47.000 That's a woman's one, right? 1.00

00:05:48.000 It's like a worn off, like I can see it now.

00:05:50.000 It's a worn off kitty with rainbow wings and a unicorn horn that my daughter got.

00:05:56.000 I think it'd be funny. 0.99

00:05:57.000 I was like, I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:05:58.000 Exactly. 0.95

00:05:59.000 Which makes it even more disturbing the usage of it because it's not, it's not for aesthetics.

00:06:03.000 Like what you were saying, Andy, this is about functionality.

00:06:07.000 Okay.

00:06:08.000 I believe it now.

00:06:09.000 Wait, is it one that your daughter gave you?

00:06:11.000 And if you take it off, she'll think you don't love her anymore.

00:06:13.000 Or you just like the functionality of it.

00:06:15.000 It was almost like some sort of cross between that and almost like a see if dad'll call my bluff. 0.99

00:06:21.000 Cause she knows I'm going to get my dad some really faggoty shit and I'm going to see if he'll use it. 1.00

00:06:26.000 You got the best kids. 1.00

00:06:27.000 But she's like, she knows she's at that age where it's like, I can sort of play this off of this.

00:06:32.000 Ha ha dad.

00:06:33.000 This is, I thought this was cute and you would like it.

00:06:35.000 And, but she's smart enough to know better.

00:06:37.000 So it's like this complete mind. 1.00

00:06:38.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:06:39.000 Oh, that's really cool. 1.00

00:06:40.000 Thanks. 1.00

00:06:41.000 And then she goes to daycare and she's like, yo, my dad's still a pussy. 1.00

00:06:46.000 Jose, Jose, Jose, the type of nigga to walk through the hood with a fanny pack on and not give a fuck. 1.00

00:06:53.000 Like I respect it, bro. 1.00

00:06:55.000 You're a utilitarian.

00:06:56.000 I'm pro.

00:06:57.000 I'm pro fanny pack, dude.

00:06:58.000 One thousand percent.

00:06:59.000 I think. 1.00

00:07:00.000 Look at this retarded shit. 1.00

00:07:01.000 Me holding it with no fucking like this thing is going to pop right out. 1.00

00:07:05.000 I'm a manual laborer. 0.99

00:07:06.000 You know, fucking the functionality of having a little tiny knob I can grab onto. 0.99

00:07:10.000 I think he needs it because it's a tiny knob to grab onto. 0.99

00:07:13.000 Yeah.

00:07:14.000 No, for real.

00:07:15.000 Like if I'm like. 1.00

00:07:16.000 That's why I just grab my dick all the time. 0.99

00:07:17.000 Or if I'm working with tools or if my hands are wet. 1.00

00:07:19.000 You have midget hands. 1.00

00:07:20.000 Just submit it. 0.63

00:07:21.000 Dude, that's what I said.

00:07:22.000 And I nailed it.

00:07:23.000 Jose admitted it in the GC.

00:07:25.000 I said on that episode.

00:07:26.000 It's like too big.

00:07:27.000 And I don't have dexterous fingers.

00:07:28.000 They're just fat. 0.74

00:07:29.000 It's because of his dwarf hands. 0.99

00:07:30.000 He drops the phone.

00:07:31.000 Well, I have short fingers, but they're very, I have very stout hands.

00:07:35.000 Show pits.

00:07:36.000 Stout hands.

00:07:37.000 I do, I do. 1.00

00:07:38.000 I've been a manual laborer my whole goddamn life. 1.00

00:07:39.000 Jose's dick is as big around as it is long based off of his fingers. 1.00

00:07:43.000 That's right. 1.00

00:07:44.000 I'm guessing.

00:07:45.000 There's a name for that.

00:07:46.000 There's a word for that, but I forgot it. 0.98

00:07:47.000 Brick cock? 0.99

00:07:48.000 No, no. 1.00

00:07:49.000 Does his dick look like a fidget cube? 1.00

00:07:50.000 He calls it a cheese wheel. 0.99

00:07:52.000 It's like, no, I mean, there's a, yeah, it's like for, for the, the circumference and

00:07:58.000 the language.

00:07:59.000 Chode? 0.90

00:08:00.000 It's a medical name.

00:08:01.000 No, no.

00:08:02.000 It has a clinical name. 1.00

00:08:03.000 Oh, dude, block cock. 1.00

00:08:04.000 Block cock is good. 1.00

00:08:05.000 That's a good one. 0.99

00:08:06.000 I'm a big fan. 0.99

00:08:08.000 Block cock. 0.99

00:08:09.000 Block cock is delicious. 1.00

00:08:10.000 Dude, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if you, what if you 1.00

00:08:13.000 cock block somebody that has a block cock? 1.00

00:08:15.000 There's no, nobody, there's no block cock that actually has block cock cause it's always, 1.00

00:08:20.000 the length always outdoes the circumference and that. 0.98

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 They got them skinny dangs. 0.67

00:08:25.000 Skinny dang dangs. 0.84

00:08:26.000 Yeah. 0.73

00:08:27.000 I wouldn't want one of those.

00:08:29.000 Did we want to make fun of this reed thumbnail quickly?

00:08:31.000 Yes.

00:08:32.000 Don't even ask.

00:08:33.000 Just do his face.

00:08:34.000 All this was was, was just ripping until you got to it.

00:08:35.000 You know?

00:08:36.000 You got to it 30 minutes ago and didn't pull it up.

00:08:38.000 Well, we can't, we can't really see the thumbnail like in full screen because he's actually

00:08:41.000 on right now.

00:08:42.000 So it's the video.

00:08:43.000 Who agrees that he should be behind the scenes producer.

00:08:45.000 Bro, I sent you, I sent you it in the GC.

00:08:47.000 I sent it.

00:08:48.000 Did I do?

00:08:49.000 I clowned on it and everything. 0.98

00:08:50.000 It was fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:08:51.000 All right. 0.98

00:08:52.000 Well, you know, I mean.

00:08:53.000 Hold on. 0.99

00:08:54.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:08:55.000 Toad. 0.99

00:08:56.000 Toad produce.

00:08:57.000 Are you just not one of us anymore?

00:08:59.000 You just not even trying?

00:09:00.000 You just giving up on life?

00:09:01.000 What's going on?

00:09:02.000 Yeah.

00:09:03.000 Put a lot of effort in his presidential run and it's, it's, it's, it's taken over.

00:09:07.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:08.000 All right.

00:09:09.000 What are we, what are we doing now?

00:09:11.000 Well, we were going to pull up the thumbnail of reed cause it's, it's honestly, it's one

00:09:15.000 of the greatest things I've ever seen.

00:09:16.000 It's right there.

00:09:17.000 Look at this.

00:09:18.000 Look at this.

00:09:19.000 He looks like he got forced to go.

00:09:21.000 Yeah, dude.

00:09:22.000 I feel like it's almost like the vibe.

00:09:23.000 He wants people to think he wants to be like, you know what? 1.00

00:09:26.000 I'll fuck. 1.00

00:09:27.000 I'll fucking go to Tim pools. 1.00

00:09:28.000 I mean, I don't even care. 0.99

00:09:29.000 I'll fucking totally do it. 0.97

00:09:31.000 Like Tim is giving him back. 0.95

00:09:34.000 Like the look of concern.

00:09:35.000 Cause it takes, it takes a live picture.

00:09:37.000 Like that's not always just the same picture.

00:09:39.000 It's no, that happens at the same time.

00:09:41.000 Yeah.

00:09:42.000 Put up whatever.

00:09:43.000 So it's very funny.

00:09:44.000 Like what was, what was being said here?

00:09:46.000 Did he threaten his life?

00:09:48.000 I know.

00:09:49.000 I hope reed becomes a serial killer now just because I can't wait till they, that will 1.00

00:09:54.000 be the picture. 0.93

00:09:55.000 They go to.

00:09:56.000 He already is one.

00:09:58.000 Oh dude.

00:09:59.000 Throw that on the Netflix doc. 0.99

00:10:00.000 That's fucking, you don't even have to touch it up or anything. 0.99

00:10:03.000 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:10:04.000 Dude.

00:10:05.000 He looks like the third in command to David Koresh, but also like paired with a prisoner 0.75

00:10:09.000 of war.

00:10:10.000 He, I mean, it's remarkable how like he has aged 20 years in the past six months. 0.99

00:10:15.000 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:10:16.000 Don't go to New Hampshire. 1.00

00:10:17.000 White military leader of the branch Davidians.

00:10:20.000 He was like, he looks like he showed up in his hard hat and Tim had to tell him to take

00:10:25.000 it off.

00:10:26.000 Cause they were about to record. 1.00

00:10:27.000 Take off the fucking beanie then. 1.00

00:10:30.000 The hat stays on. 1.00

00:10:31.000 You don't do your hair.

00:10:32.000 You don't do your hair.

00:10:33.000 I don't do my hair. 0.99

00:10:34.000 That's how it fucking goes. 0.99

00:10:35.000 Oh, really? 1.00

00:10:36.000 It looks pretty dumb when you wear it on the show, doesn't it? 0.99

00:10:37.000 Huh? 0.99

00:10:38.000 Huh?

00:10:39.000 God forbid they invite me back on this show.

00:10:40.000 I swear to God, I'm wearing a hard hat.

00:10:41.000 And if they ask me to take it off, I'm going to totally fight with Tim and be like,

00:10:42.000 so you get to wear a hat.

00:10:43.000 And I don't get to wear a hat.

00:10:44.000 Don't just not differentiate. 1.00

00:10:45.000 Just be like, this is my shit. 1.00

00:10:46.000 That's your shit. 1.00

00:10:47.000 This is my shit. 1.00

00:10:48.000 You got, you got opinions on women. 1.00

00:10:49.000 I don't know.

00:10:50.000 I don't know.

00:10:51.000 I don't know.

00:10:52.000 I don't know.

00:10:53.000 I don't know.

00:10:54.000 I don't know.

00:10:55.000 I don't know.

00:10:56.000 I don't know.

00:10:57.000 I don't know.

00:10:58.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:10:59.000 Just be like, this is my shit. 1.00

00:11:00.000 That's your shit. 1.00

00:11:01.000 This is my shit. 1.00

00:11:03.000 You got, you got opinions on when people wear their hats. 1.00

00:11:06.000 Okay.

00:11:07.000 All right.

00:11:08.000 Interesting, dude.

00:11:09.000 Interesting.

00:11:10.000 I'm going to wear a Yarmulke. 0.96

00:11:11.000 And if he tells me to take it off.

00:11:12.000 That's a great fit.

00:11:13.000 I totally want to talk to do it now.

00:11:15.000 Yo, 100% I will. 0.99

00:11:17.000 God bless Reed Coverdale for just being the fucking realest motherfucker alive. 1.00

00:11:21.000 I swear to God. 0.99

00:11:22.000 I still think I have a couple hard hats if you need one.

00:11:24.000 No, I got a bunch from my old job too.

00:11:26.000 But what I'm saying about Reed here is that like he's giving away, like you ever see

00:11:30.000 a good movie or a book that kind of just gives away the plot.

00:11:33.000 Like you're in the bin and you're like, I kind of know what's going to happen.

00:11:35.000 Reed right here is almost signaling.

00:11:39.000 Pretty obvious what's going on from the start.

00:11:41.000 How dare you spoil that movie.

00:11:43.000 Reed here is signaling to the feds that he wants to be arrested for all of the hookers 0.98

00:11:47.000 that he's killed and buried throughout the United States.

00:11:50.000 If LP and H's tweets didn't put him on a watch list, that photo did.

00:11:55.000 Like this guy's going to prison for sure.

00:11:57.000 They flagged this dude.

00:11:58.000 They're like, they're going to find the bodies now, Reed.

00:11:59.000 I don't know why you did this.

00:12:00.000 Put a smile on.

00:12:01.000 Be happy. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Fucking. 1.00

00:12:03.000 I bet. 0.99

00:12:04.000 Do you think he smiled at all?

00:12:05.000 This whole episode?

00:12:06.000 I think he is so happy in the inside right now.

00:12:08.000 He just messaged a group that said, I got my 9-11 stuff in.

00:12:11.000 Last time when me and him went before, we literally were sitting there kind of quoting

00:12:14.000 our quick little like, you know, factoids about our things in our head. 0.99

00:12:18.000 And like, he was reciting 9-11 shit. 0.99

00:12:20.000 So it was like, for him, there was that big Vivek shit that dropped today. 0.99

00:12:24.000 So I was like, I knew he was going to talk about it. 0.99

00:12:27.000 So he's going to be, there's going to be some fucking clips there. 0.94

00:12:29.000 Your last one was very funny where you threw out the dude who you're like, this guy didn't 0.98

00:12:34.000 kill himself.

00:12:35.000 And Tim's just, Tim's just like, I don't know anything about that.

00:12:38.000 Anyway.

00:12:39.000 Dude, I like, at the moment in my head, I like, was like, there was a minor freak out of like, 0.99

00:12:45.000 I don't know if that was an invitation to expand on this or being a cunt. 0.99

00:12:51.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:12:53.000 Kenneth, Kenneth, uh, Trent of who?

00:12:55.000 What?

00:12:56.000 I'm wearing the shirt right now. 0.99

00:12:57.000 God damn it. 0.98

00:12:58.000 And so I took the in between. 0.99

00:12:59.000 I was like, yeah, just Google it. 0.97

00:13:00.000 Because in my head, I was like, the fucking look it up or something. 0.98

00:13:03.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:13:04.000 Like in my head, it's like, if I have to expand on it, I got to do like five minutes. 0.95

00:13:07.000 But if he was being a cunt and now I'm trying to work through those five minutes, I'm like, 0.99

00:13:11.000 that sounds like a nightmare. 1.00

00:13:13.000 So I was like, take the middle road.

00:13:15.000 Oh yeah.

00:13:16.000 Just Google it.

00:13:17.000 Get out of there.

00:13:18.000 Here's the move.

00:13:19.000 The move is to wear a hard hat on the show.

00:13:21.000 And then halfway through, get up and leave like Kanye.

00:13:25.000 But leave like, just run out the door and slam the door.

00:13:29.000 And then take off the hard hat, come back like nothing happened.

00:13:32.000 Oh yeah.

00:13:33.000 New hat. 0.99

00:13:34.000 You come back with a new hat and you're like, what the fuck was that guy's problem? 0.99

00:13:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:39.000 It's kind of like what that woman on that plane did.

00:13:42.000 She tried to get back on the plane after that, apparently.

00:13:45.000 I think Clint is watching Timcast right now.

00:13:47.000 He's like, hasn't smiled once.

00:13:51.000 He's like, I gotta go see what happened for my boy.

00:13:53.000 I just, I just, you know, I love the guy.

00:13:55.000 What can I say?

00:13:56.000 I'm just saying, listen, we went on, we went on there. 0.98

00:13:59.000 We got fucking Crowder for two hours. 0.99

00:14:01.000 All right. 0.99

00:14:02.000 We had a game plan too.

00:14:03.000 Didn't, didn't work like how we planned it.

00:14:05.000 Not at all. 0.99

00:14:06.000 No, no, the fuck it didn't. 0.99

00:14:08.000 But here's the thing. 1.00

00:14:09.000 You go there with an actual plan, fucking hard hat. 0.99

00:14:11.000 You, you got something going on. 1.00

00:14:13.000 You just fucking go viral and you steal it back from whoever, back from Steven Crowder and 1.00

00:14:18.000 the Jews. 1.00

00:14:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:20.000 People clown on Posobiec for wearing sunglasses and doing all that silly shit or, or Alex Stein 0.99

00:14:23.000 for doing his, you know, gimmicks. 0.99

00:14:25.000 And there's a reason they do it.

00:14:27.000 It works.

00:14:28.000 Yeah, sure.

00:14:29.000 I guess we need to be these type of people.

00:14:31.000 I don't, I'm not going to do it.

00:14:32.000 I'm not going to be these type of people.

00:14:33.000 I don't know how to do it.

00:14:34.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:14:35.000 No.

00:14:36.000 Dave Smith doesn't do it.

00:14:37.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:14:38.000 That's my rule.

00:14:39.000 Yeah.

00:14:40.000 I will all day.

00:14:41.000 Do we, do we have the music?

00:14:46.000 All right.

00:14:47.000 We got, that's our mailbag today.

00:14:51.000 We got a mailbag from conspiracy extremist.

00:14:54.000 That's my boy.

00:14:55.000 That's my boy.

00:14:56.000 Yeah.

00:14:57.000 He's, he is our boy.

00:14:58.000 Question for Jose.

00:14:59.000 Did you put out for Tim when he was serenading you on the after show? 0.99

00:15:03.000 Damn. 0.99

00:15:04.000 Did I put out? 1.00

00:15:05.000 No. 1.00

00:15:06.000 I wish I could say I sucked his dick, but I didn't. 1.00

00:15:08.000 We're not, we're not that close yet. 1.00

00:15:10.000 He serenaded you?

00:15:11.000 He like sang to you?

00:15:12.000 He, uh, in the main show, we were talking about how he was going to make a song called,

00:15:15.000 uh, Lizzo has insulin resistance.

00:15:17.000 Uh, and then we did that. 0.98

00:15:19.000 Like literally he, like while the rest of us were just shooting the shit about random 0.80

00:15:23.000 stuff, he was like strumming, kind of like figuring out the beat or what he wanted the 0.96

00:15:27.000 whole time. 0.74

00:15:28.000 And then we'd kind of like cut it out and like make lyrics and shit. 0.84

00:15:31.000 It was, it was good comedic riffing in the after show.

00:15:34.000 I'll say that.

00:15:35.000 So that's weird. 0.94

00:15:36.000 Do you know how fucking hard it was to clean riff? 0.84

00:15:39.000 Cause we talked about Lizzo in the main show and the after show. 0.99

00:15:41.000 Do you know how fucking hard it was for me to clean riff and make it funny on fucking 0.88

00:15:46.000 like just the concept itself is like, how do I keep this? 0.98

00:15:49.000 You know, PG of fucking a stripper, uh, Lizzo forcing her backup dancers to eat bananas 1.00

00:15:54.000 that came out of strippers pussies. 1.00

00:15:55.000 Like how do you do clean funny? 1.00

00:15:57.000 And I did that.

00:15:58.000 This was like an obstacle course for comedians and I'm not even a comedian.

00:16:01.000 Yeah.

00:16:02.000 And while you were biting your tongue, we were going hard in the paint with it.

00:16:06.000 So we did like 45 minutes on it.

00:16:09.000 It wasn't even planned.

00:16:10.000 It's like, it's a good thing we did.

00:16:12.000 What's up Andy?

00:16:13.000 You were going to say something?

00:16:14.000 Oh no, that's, that's impressive.

00:16:15.000 Cause that, the story was crazy.

00:16:17.000 It made me actually like, like her for the first time.

00:16:20.000 That's the same exact thing we said. 0.96

00:16:23.000 Fucking awesome. 1.00

00:16:25.000 Normally she's like, normally she's like being fat and retarded is okay guys. 1.00

00:16:30.000 And now she's like shoving fucking bananas and pussies and shit. 1.00

00:16:33.000 Which is really cool. 1.00

00:16:35.000 Yeah.

00:16:36.000 That's awesome.

00:16:37.000 She always was.

00:16:38.000 We just found out about it now.

00:16:40.000 We, one of our things that we say all the time is that we, we call black people dreamers because we don't think that they dream.

00:16:45.000 And I said, I think she dreams.

00:16:47.000 We, we, we, we call them, uh, non dreamers, right? 0.98

00:16:50.000 Non dreamers.

00:16:51.000 Non dreamers.

00:16:52.000 Yeah.

00:16:53.000 We don't think that they dream.

00:16:54.000 Like, like, like I think like, like a certain IQ people stop dreaming or something.

00:16:58.000 So this is just what we call them.

00:16:59.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:17:00.000 It was because they don't, they don't put the battery in their smoke detector.

00:17:03.000 So they can't get a good night's sleep.

00:17:04.000 That's what it was.

00:17:05.000 Yes.

00:17:06.000 That's right.

00:17:07.000 The smoke detector goes off, disturbs REM sleep, and they just never get into it.

00:17:10.000 Anyway.

00:17:11.000 They never get into REM.

00:17:12.000 That's right. 0.98

00:17:15.000 Black people never get into REM just because they can't afford double D batteries. 1.00

00:17:18.000 Every 15 minutes just boop. 1.00

00:17:19.000 And they're like.

00:17:21.000 Oh, so it's not.

00:17:22.000 This is why they're so violent and why they grab their gun and they cock it every time.

00:17:25.000 Exactly.

00:17:26.000 It's not systemic racism.

00:17:27.000 They just need to get a solid eight hours.

00:17:29.000 Yeah.

00:17:30.000 For me, I would.

00:17:31.000 They're unhappy people.

00:17:32.000 If I were president, I would fill a helicopter filled with nine volt batteries and drop them

00:17:37.000 from the sky in the hood and just let him, let him figure it out.

00:17:40.000 Yeah.

00:17:41.000 Man in heaven.

00:17:42.000 But anyway, we were saying, I was saying that like Lizzo looks like she has dreams. 1.00

00:17:45.000 Cause like to put a banana in someone's pussy, peel it. 1.00

00:17:48.000 Like it's like a level of creativity that you just wouldn't come up with otherwise. 1.00

00:17:52.000 So we're like that bitch be dreaming. 1.00

00:17:53.000 So she sleeps good. 1.00

00:17:54.000 She changed her shit. 1.00

00:17:55.000 Like an NPC wouldn't be that innovative. 1.00

00:17:57.000 Like they wouldn't think outside the box in that manner.

00:18:00.000 Maybe that was her like trial run. 0.74

00:18:02.000 She was thinking inside the box really.

00:18:05.000 Yeah.

00:18:06.000 It was a trial run of what?

00:18:08.000 It was her trial run for the Illuminati. 1.00

00:18:11.000 Just like start off with bananas in the pussy and then like, then we'll work up to goat 1.00

00:18:15.000 sacrifice. 0.99

00:18:16.000 But you gotta start, you gotta show us, you know how to do the first stage.

00:18:19.000 Get the kid out of here.

00:18:20.000 We're not ready for that. 1.00

00:18:21.000 That's next level shit. 1.00

00:18:22.000 No, you don't get to drink his blood yet. 1.00

00:18:25.000 That's not, we're on bananas.

00:18:27.000 We're on bananas.

00:18:29.000 Andy, do you think if Lizzo, if like, just assuming that you were living out your dream

00:18:38.000 as being one of her backup dancers and she were to say, you have to eat this banana out 1.00

00:18:43.000 of pussy or you're off the team. 1.00

00:18:45.000 Do you do it? 1.00

00:18:46.000 It was in like, it was in dude.

00:18:48.000 She wouldn't even have to like threaten me. 1.00

00:18:49.000 Like if we're in Amsterdam and then like, they're fucked. 0.98

00:18:52.000 Like, yeah, if we're in Amsterdam, I don't want to fuck up the vibe. 0.99

00:18:56.000 Well, I'd be like, we'd be fucked up. 1.00

00:18:58.000 She'd take the banana out of the pussy. 1.00

00:19:00.000 She'd just be like, who's doing it? 1.00

00:19:02.000 And I'd like, I wouldn't go first.

00:19:04.000 But at a certain point I'd be like, well, one of us has to do it.

00:19:07.000 Like, you know, you know, you know why you wouldn't go first? 1.00

00:19:10.000 Cause I would have deep throw the motherfucker before you even got to answer. 1.00

00:19:13.000 I'd have been like Lizzo. 1.00

00:19:15.000 It's mine.

00:19:16.000 I got this girl.

00:19:17.000 Don't even sweat it. 1.00

00:19:18.000 I'm the, I'm the new lead backup dancer, bitch. 1.00

00:19:20.000 What? 1.00

00:19:21.000 It's crazy.

00:19:22.000 She forced anyone. 0.82

00:19:23.000 Like it's, that just, it makes no sense.

00:19:25.000 Right? 0.94

00:19:26.000 It sounds like you guys were fucked up having like a weird time. 0.97

00:19:29.000 It sounds like you guys had a great time that you should keep to yourselves and not 0.98

00:19:32.000 to other people.

00:19:33.000 But yeah, it was the things you remember later in life.

00:19:36.000 It was all voluntary.

00:19:37.000 They just don't want to admit that they did it voluntarily. 0.99

00:19:40.000 Like, no, she raped us. 1.00

00:19:41.000 This is the thing that would change my mind on what Lizzo did. 0.98

00:19:44.000 I'd need to see the stripper that they put the banana on. 1.00

00:19:47.000 Oh yeah.

00:19:48.000 Of course. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Because if she's like disgusting, then I'd be like, man, this bitch is nasty. 1.00

00:19:52.000 But if she's like good looking, then everyone agrees, right? 1.00

00:19:54.000 This is cool.

00:19:55.000 This is a good time.

00:19:56.000 Yeah.

00:19:57.000 I think she was good looking. 1.00

00:19:58.000 All the dancers, all of Lizzo's dancers who were doing the eating were fat bitches. 1.00

00:20:02.000 But then the stripper, was it only one stripper? 1.00

00:20:05.000 Because that's another question.

00:20:06.000 Were they all like, did somebody have to go like second after?

00:20:09.000 It was dozens of strippers, dozens of bananas. 1.00

00:20:11.000 Oh, okay.

00:20:12.000 Because I was like, you're all eating.

00:20:13.000 Yeah.

00:20:14.000 You're eating a dozen bananas.

00:20:15.000 One by one.

00:20:16.000 One by one.

00:20:17.000 I'm literally making all of this up, Toad. 0.99

00:20:19.000 I have no fucking idea. 0.98

00:20:20.000 I couldn't care less if we're doing journalistic integrity with Lizzo. 0.99

00:20:24.000 Can we be certain, but can we be certain that it was only one stripper says Clint?

00:20:30.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.98

00:20:31.000 What are your sources on the pussy bananas? 0.98

00:20:33.000 What are your sources?

00:20:36.000 You're never going to get a Pulitzer reporting like this, Clint.

00:20:39.000 Dude, it was so funny.

00:20:41.000 We got so many comments like that actually about the Lizzo thing.

00:20:45.000 Like, oh, you guys clearly didn't do your research. 1.00

00:20:47.000 Like, yeah, no fucking shit. 1.00

00:20:48.000 Who gives a damn? 1.00

00:20:49.000 Why the fuck would I? 0.99

00:20:52.000 My masculinity episode, I talked about Andrew Tate and I described him as an MMA fighter 0.99

00:20:57.000 from England as opposed to a fucking kickboxer from England. 0.83

00:21:00.000 And someone responded and goes, good job doing no research whatsoever on Andrew Tate. 1.00

00:21:05.000 And I was like, I was like, fuck dude. 0.99

00:21:07.000 Like, I know he's a kickboxer. 1.00

00:21:08.000 I just like, I'm speaking on the fly. 1.00

00:21:10.000 You fucking asshole. 1.00

00:21:11.000 But it's weird how like you can get a thought because I get thousands of hate comments per 1.00

00:21:15.000 day, but you get one that you're just like, it just fucking needles you. 0.95

00:21:18.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:21:19.000 You're like, but I did that on purpose, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:21:22.000 Real quick shout out to a man of Bert. 1.00

00:21:25.000 You know, he's the writer for Tim cast.

00:21:27.000 I met him yesterday.

00:21:28.000 Yeah.

00:21:29.000 Oh dope. 0.99

00:21:30.000 He's live.

00:21:31.000 He's live in the rumble chat right now.

00:21:32.000 Oh, what's up Bert?

00:21:33.000 What's up man?

00:21:34.000 Plot on what I'm going to do.

00:21:36.000 Oh, oops.

00:21:37.000 Oops.

00:21:38.000 You ain't getting invited back on.

00:21:40.000 Probably not.

00:21:41.000 Oh my God.

00:21:42.000 Probably not.

00:21:43.000 Oh, good.

00:21:44.000 I wanted to ask you, Andy, do you think we were pontificating on this like the prior

00:21:47.000 week?

00:21:48.000 I guess what, how do you put the banana in?

00:21:50.000 Do you, you put it in and peel it?

00:21:52.000 Do you peel it all the way and just put it mushy in there?

00:21:54.000 Like that, these are the details that we need to make an accurate judgment.

00:21:58.000 We do have, I feel like you got to peel it to make sure there's not like a mushy part.

00:22:02.000 Cause I want the banana to like not break.

00:22:05.000 Right.

00:22:06.000 You know what I mean?

00:22:07.000 But if you peel it, then it's more likely it'll break homeboy.

00:22:09.000 Yeah.

00:22:10.000 But then it's not, you give a little break in it so that way it gets a little give.

00:22:13.000 So it doesn't smush as much, you know, a little bit.

00:22:15.000 Oh, maybe you just, yeah.

00:22:16.000 You like make it.

00:22:17.000 So there's like a crack in the peel.

00:22:18.000 I understand that you're releasing the pressure that's already in there.

00:22:20.000 No, no, no.

00:22:21.000 I didn't think about this.

00:22:22.000 You're too high. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Damn. 0.99

00:22:24.000 There's so many more variables than I realized. 0.99

00:22:26.000 Wait, cause are we trying to get, are we trying to get like. 1.00

00:22:29.000 You have to depressurize the banana before you put it in the pussy. 1.00

00:22:32.000 What are you even talking about? 0.99

00:22:33.000 It gives you more, like, it gives it more flex as opposed to like just straight the air pressure in there.

00:22:38.000 Wait.

00:22:39.000 Wait.

00:22:40.000 Whoa.

00:22:41.000 As opposed to having some give that you, you break the thing a little bit.

00:22:44.000 Wait.

00:22:45.000 Like, come on.

00:22:46.000 I think, I think I got, I think maybe I got it. 0.99

00:22:48.000 We're Goddamn mechanic. 0.97

00:22:49.000 This is simple hydraulics. 0.99

00:22:50.000 I think, I think maybe I have, maybe I understand.

00:22:52.000 I think I might have it.

00:22:53.000 You, you peel the banana and then you freeze the unpeeled banana.

00:22:57.000 No, Andy had a good point.

00:22:58.000 You break a little bit.

00:22:59.000 So it has a vent. 0.99

00:23:00.000 So you're fucking reducing the pressure. 0.99

00:23:02.000 I'm not even playing it. 0.99

00:23:04.000 The pros is more I say, the more I convince myself I'm right.

00:23:06.000 You still have a handle so it doesn't, cause you're, you're trying to, you're 1.00

00:23:08.000 trying to get the pussy juice on the banana, right? 1.00

00:23:11.000 See, that was my point. 0.99

00:23:12.000 That was my point, Andy, is that you have to have a handle to get it out.

00:23:15.000 You make a bigger vent then. 0.99

00:23:17.000 Cause then it's like, if the pussy, here's the thing. 1.00

00:23:19.000 If the pussy juice doesn't get on the, the edible part of the banana, 1.00

00:23:22.000 why are we shoving it in a pussy in the first place? 1.00

00:23:24.000 Why are we even bothering? 1.00

00:23:25.000 What's the point of eating it?

00:23:26.000 It's just, it's just a fun delivery way, you know?

00:23:29.000 You see what I mean?

00:23:30.000 Why is this a thing?

00:23:31.000 If that's the case, the banana has its own condom. 0.82

00:23:33.000 There's nothing even going on here.

00:23:35.000 Like it might be a little icky to handle the outside, but like,

00:23:37.000 whatever, you know, put some gloves on.

00:23:40.000 Listen, what was the real story?

00:23:42.000 Whoever reported on this?

00:23:43.000 I need details.

00:23:44.000 We're not, we're not going to research and figure this out.

00:23:46.000 We are going to hypothesize on this to the end of time.

00:23:49.000 Choose your, your adventure here.

00:23:51.000 You can, I mean, as long as it's somewhat plausible in the realm of believable comedic effect,

00:23:56.000 you know?

00:23:57.000 I'm going to gain a thousand pounds and practice dancing for like five years.

00:24:01.000 Get hired by Lizzo and then find out and I'll report back.

00:24:05.000 Please.

00:24:06.000 Catch me in five years.

00:24:07.000 I'm going to start eating tonight.

00:24:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:09.000 Not, not even because you want to actually eat the bananas out of pussies. 1.00

00:24:11.000 You want to just find out how she does it. 0.99

00:24:13.000 I just want to know.

00:24:14.000 Yeah.

00:24:15.000 Question.

00:24:16.000 It was about, uh, Jose being serenaded by Tim.

00:24:23.000 Oh yeah.

00:24:24.000 Yeah.

00:24:25.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:24:26.000 God, that was a long time ago.

00:24:27.000 Weird thing to do.

00:24:28.000 It's, it's a strange thing to do.

00:24:29.000 Like I've never been around my friends and be like, I'm just going to go ahead and strum

00:24:32.000 a few chords and write your song.

00:24:34.000 It's just weird to do in front of people.

00:24:36.000 It's like a, it was a little off putting until I got the vibe.

00:24:39.000 Cause I was like, what are we doing here?

00:24:41.000 And then I realized, I don't know.

00:24:42.000 I just got some dope background music.

00:24:43.000 Will I have a nice conversation?

00:24:45.000 Yeah.

00:24:46.000 Like maybe he'll join in eventually.

00:24:47.000 What is that saying psychologically in the conversation?

00:24:50.000 It's almost like a, what would you call that in the business world?

00:24:53.000 Clint?

00:24:54.000 Like that's like a power move, right?

00:24:55.000 Like, no, it's a hard power move, dude.

00:24:57.000 I swear.

00:24:58.000 I think he's autistic and he literally is in his head. 1.00

00:25:00.000 Like doing that.

00:25:01.000 Like it's a distinct possibility.

00:25:02.000 Honestly, God, when I'm talking.

00:25:04.000 When I, when I'm, when I'm on IRL and I'm like going on a rant, half of the time, Tim

00:25:10.000 is just like thinking about like elite poker hands that he's played.

00:25:13.000 Like that's, he's not even present.

00:25:15.000 And then he, and then he'll like, he'll, he'll come back from playing these, like these,

00:25:19.000 these imaginary poker games.

00:25:20.000 And he'll be like, boom.

00:25:21.000 And he'll just launch into a rant in response to me.

00:25:23.000 And I'm like, you weren't even listening.

00:25:25.000 How is this possible?

00:25:26.000 It's amazing.

00:25:27.000 Guy's very professional.

00:25:28.000 Oh, it's crazy that he was on like the Bernie Sanders camp because somebody with that level

00:25:33.000 of autism should have been libertarian to start.

00:25:36.000 I agree, dude.

00:25:37.000 I agree.

00:25:38.000 It's a real, it's a real heartbreaker.

00:25:39.000 Let's go with the next question.

00:25:40.000 Weird.

00:25:41.000 Um, the next question is actually a statement from Phil dog and it's kind of related to

00:25:47.000 the Lizzo talk, but it feels like.

00:25:49.000 Hey, Phil dog. 1.00

00:25:50.000 This isn't your fucking show. 0.99

00:25:51.000 You don't give us statements. 1.00

00:25:52.000 You give us questions. 0.99

00:25:54.000 Uh, well this, this also feels like an attack on myself and Andy and it is a fat, fat people

00:25:59.000 need to need to stop eating so much. 0.56

00:26:02.000 Okay.

00:26:03.000 Thanks man.

00:26:05.000 Not, not wrong.

00:26:07.000 Um, it's an odd thing to take time out of your day to tell someone.

00:26:12.000 And I would like to, I would like to, I would like to get his handle and send him every weightlifting

00:26:17.000 video I've ever posted.

00:26:18.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:26:19.000 Yeah.

00:26:20.000 That's right.

00:26:21.000 Phil dog. 1.00

00:26:22.000 He'll fuck you up. 1.00

00:26:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:24.000 He's, he's, he's got mine.

00:26:25.000 Cause I did it on the show.

00:26:26.000 So you can see my lack of form.

00:26:29.000 Yeah.

00:26:30.000 That was still, that was gross.

00:26:31.000 I have that. 0.99

00:26:32.000 That's still, still my dick hasn't worked since. 1.00

00:26:34.000 It's unbelievable how fucking repulsive that was. 1.00

00:26:36.000 It haunts me. 0.98

00:26:37.000 Every time I see it, it's okay.

00:26:39.000 People said I looked like Elon Musk.

00:26:42.000 So that's, that's not a good thing.

00:26:45.000 That's, that's why I'm making up excuses now to back out of a fight that I've scheduled with

00:26:50.000 Zuckerberg.

00:26:51.000 Which picture, which picture was this?

00:26:53.000 Cause I remember you, didn't you post it?

00:26:55.000 Oh, I was just gonna say real quick.

00:26:57.000 Elon's, Elon's upper body is shaped like a Roblox character. 1.00

00:27:00.000 You ever seen that shit? 1.00

00:27:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:27:03.000 You know, it's just like, it's shaped like his fucking, wait, that was your joke? 0.99

00:27:08.000 Oh my bad. 1.00

00:27:09.000 No, I was still hung up on toad being naked. 0.96

00:27:13.000 Cause didn't you post like a naked picture like twice where you're like behind anatomy of 0.66

00:27:17.000 the state or something like that?

00:27:19.000 No.

00:27:20.000 Anatomy of the state.

00:27:21.000 You're, you're short.

00:27:22.000 You're short changing me, man.

00:27:23.000 I had to use a tome. 1.00

00:27:24.000 I didn't use a fucking pamphlet. 0.99

00:27:25.000 Hey. 0.99

00:27:26.000 I was going up to him though. 0.99

00:27:27.000 And I posted my balls before. 0.98

00:27:28.000 I used, I used human, I used human action. 0.97

00:27:31.000 Elon designed, Elon designed the cyber truck based off of his upper torso.

00:27:35.000 I'm 99% confident.

00:27:37.000 For real though.

00:27:38.000 Toad down.

00:27:39.000 He says it does have like the build of Elon, but then like without the like mildly handsome

00:27:45.000 eccentric looking, you know, billionaire face, you know?

00:27:48.000 No, I was, I would actually, I disagree.

00:27:51.000 I think that Toad has a better upper body than Elon Musk.

00:27:54.000 Yeah.

00:27:55.000 Actually.

00:27:56.000 Yeah.

00:27:57.000 I'd say he's probably better.

00:27:58.000 Yeah.

00:27:59.000 And a better face. 1.00

00:28:00.000 That guy's a weird looking fucker. 1.00

00:28:01.000 Yep. 1.00

00:28:02.000 Now imagine that body full mounted over Zuckerberg, just pounding down.

00:28:15.000 My favorite, my favorite part is the zoom in on his face at the end. 1.00

00:28:19.000 It's just makes my dick so soft. 1.00

00:28:21.000 Well, yeah. 0.99

00:28:22.000 Well, I also, I also upped the weight cause I was like, I think I could do it.

00:28:26.000 I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to.

00:28:28.000 Yeah.

00:28:29.000 Just impress everyone.

00:28:30.000 What were you curling there?

00:28:32.000 25.

00:28:33.000 No, that was, it was a 40.

00:28:35.000 Okay.

00:28:36.000 Yeah.

00:28:37.000 I couldn't tell if they were bigger.

00:28:38.000 It wasn't.

00:28:39.000 So I can't do it.

00:28:40.000 Yeah.

00:28:41.000 Yeah.

00:28:42.000 You could have gotten away with 15s and nobody would have known. 1.00

00:28:44.000 It was a 25 and you couldn't even fully extend your arm. 1.00

00:28:46.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

00:28:47.000 Liar. 1.00

00:28:48.000 Why do you lie to us? 0.99

00:28:49.000 We have video evidence that we just watched at your bill.

00:28:51.000 That's not believable.

00:28:52.000 Even that you would do forties like that.

00:28:54.000 Hold on, man.

00:28:55.000 Now I'm going to be looking.

00:28:56.000 Maybe the thirties, maybe 35s.

00:28:58.000 40.

00:28:59.000 You're not getting as smooth as you got at first.

00:29:01.000 Those are not forties.

00:29:02.000 I'm Edward 40 hands, man.

00:29:04.000 It's 25 pound weights.

00:29:05.000 He just literally lied to all four of us.

00:29:07.000 Those were like Navy tops thirties.

00:29:09.000 I can tell what they look like.

00:29:10.000 Yeah, me too.

00:29:11.000 Bring it back up.

00:29:12.000 Bring it back up.

00:29:13.000 Watch.

00:29:14.000 Let's see the indent.

00:29:15.000 Let's catch him in a lie.

00:29:16.000 Was it a 30 or a 40?

00:29:17.000 Oh.

00:29:18.000 Here we go.

00:29:19.000 Here we go.

00:29:20.000 He's definitely not.

00:29:21.000 It's a 30.

00:29:22.000 Enhance.

00:29:23.000 Enhance.

00:29:24.000 It might be a 30.

00:29:25.000 I can't enhance on this.

00:29:26.000 It might be a 30.

00:29:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:28.000 You don't even own a 40 pounder.

00:29:29.000 No, I do.

00:29:30.000 That other one back there is a 40.

00:29:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:32.000 Actually, you know what?

00:29:33.000 Yeah, that's a 30.

00:29:34.000 That might be a 40.

00:29:35.000 You know what?

00:29:36.000 I take it back.

00:29:37.000 That could be a 40.

00:29:38.000 Wait, he's admitting the lie and now you're backing him up.

00:29:39.000 No, no.

00:29:40.000 How high are you?

00:29:41.000 No, I forget because I have a couple of each.

00:29:42.000 He could do that with a 40.

00:29:43.000 It's believable logistically, but I still think he may be.

00:29:45.000 Because they were.

00:29:46.000 I think it's a 30.

00:29:47.000 It might be a 40 because they were big, but he was struggling.

00:29:50.000 You guys have no idea how tiny this man is.

00:29:53.000 It's all perspective. 1.00

00:29:54.000 You're fucked up. 1.00

00:29:55.000 But even for someone that's strong, you can do this with a 40. 1.00

00:29:58.000 No problem.

00:29:59.000 It's this lower extension where the problem comes in and he's not going to be able to

00:30:03.000 pull that off.

00:30:04.000 No, true. 0.99

00:30:05.000 You were foolish to even attempt to try to do a full rep to show off to us. 0.99

00:30:09.000 It just shows off how little you know. 1.00

00:30:11.000 Oh, I know.

00:30:12.000 You know what?

00:30:13.000 I added a new thing in the soundboard and I think it's perfect.

00:30:17.000 Move this man.

00:30:18.000 Move. 1.00

00:30:19.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Next time is pro tip. 1.00

00:30:21.000 Next time we ask you to do something.

00:30:23.000 I mean, no one's going to really look at the weight to try to evaluate.

00:30:26.000 And you're just doing it for funsies. 0.83

00:30:27.000 So just grab one that you can do good reps and you look good for the camera.

00:30:30.000 And most importantly, stop lying to me, Toad.

00:30:34.000 Don't lie to me. 0.99

00:30:35.000 I'm so fucking tired of it. 0.98

00:30:37.000 I don't even remember which one it was. 1.00

00:30:39.000 I was just like, fuck it. 0.99

00:30:40.000 I'm going to use one of the bigger ones. 0.99

00:30:41.000 Just up it.

00:30:42.000 Yeah.

00:30:43.000 So you haven't curled a 40 pounder in your life.

00:30:45.000 You just lied to me.

00:30:46.000 There was way more calculation.

00:30:47.000 No, I have.

00:30:48.000 You guys know this, right?

00:30:49.000 He thought about this before he did this.

00:30:50.000 Yeah.

00:30:51.000 Oh yeah.

00:30:52.000 He's like, you know what?

00:30:53.000 I don't respect these people enough to tell them the truth.

00:30:56.000 40 pounds.

00:30:57.000 That's what I was curling. 1.00

00:30:58.000 Because I'm a piece of fucking garbage. 1.00

00:31:00.000 And I don't respect anybody on this panel right now. 1.00

00:31:02.000 That's what you thought.

00:31:03.000 It was either a 30 or a 40.

00:31:04.000 I don't remember which one it was.

00:31:06.000 30, Toad.

00:31:07.000 It might have been.

00:31:08.000 Andy, it's been 31 minutes, Andy.

00:31:10.000 And now you know Toad, okay?

00:31:12.000 So we're going to play a nice little game that we haven't played in a long time.

00:31:15.000 Kill Toad. 0.76

00:31:17.000 Okay. 0.89

00:31:18.000 We usually did.

00:31:19.000 We've done this twice as a group.

00:31:20.000 We go around the horn. 0.95

00:31:21.000 We say how we'd kill Toad.

00:31:23.000 So we already did this maybe three weeks ago because I think we were mad at him then.

00:31:26.000 We did it with Owen Benjamin.

00:31:27.000 We did it with Owen Benjamin too.

00:31:29.000 But yeah, go ahead.

00:31:30.000 You know him for 31 minutes now. 0.99

00:31:32.000 How would you kill him? 1.00

00:31:33.000 I would put a 40 pound weight on his neck. 1.00

00:31:40.000 I knew it was going to be weight related. 0.78

00:31:42.000 However.

00:31:43.000 Because he definitely can't lift it off.

00:31:45.000 Listen.

00:31:46.000 I knew it was going to be weight related because that's the way things are going.

00:31:50.000 You just stuck under it.

00:31:51.000 Why?

00:31:52.000 If it was a 30 pound baby.

00:31:55.000 Why?

00:31:56.000 Why does everybody always choose something that is going to give me a boner before it kills

00:32:02.000 me?

00:32:03.000 That's the thing.

00:32:04.000 We're going to go out happy, bro.

00:32:06.000 We're still yet to find something that doesn't give you a boner.

00:32:09.000 That's the problem. 0.94

00:32:10.000 He's going to erotically asphyxiate me.

00:32:12.000 So that's what we're saying.

00:32:14.000 Dude, we should have Bert on by the way.

00:32:16.000 I don't know if he'd be down.

00:32:17.000 Yeah, we should.

00:32:18.000 He'd ruin his career, but. 0.96

00:32:19.000 What I would do is I would kidnap Toad.

00:32:21.000 I'd bring him to a ranch I have in the middle of nowhere. 0.99

00:32:24.000 I'd be very much a bully to him verbally, but like in correcting when he's doing gay 1.00

00:32:28.000 faggoty behavior. 1.00

00:32:29.000 And I'd basically force him to do manual labor for a period of time. 1.00

00:32:32.000 Now.

00:32:33.000 Slowly. 1.00

00:32:34.000 Toad, you're dying like a fag. 1.00

00:32:35.000 Find him a woman. 1.00

00:32:36.000 And then I will, you know, give him the skills to succeed in the real world.

00:32:39.000 And then he will go from there and live his days out creating a family and you know.

00:32:44.000 Oh man, you are so high.

00:32:45.000 You're being nice.

00:32:46.000 I hate this.

00:32:47.000 I would take one of the SpaceX rockets.

00:32:50.000 Oh, we're all doing this?

00:32:51.000 We're doing this again?

00:32:52.000 All right.

00:32:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:54.000 Just real quick.

00:32:55.000 I take a SpaceX rocket down to Cape Canaveral. 1.00

00:32:58.000 I fucking fly Toad's bitch ass out. 1.00

00:33:00.000 I sit him like on a hot air balloon 100 yards north of the rocket and I launch it directly 1.00

00:33:09.000 up his ass. 1.00

00:33:10.000 Okay. 1.00

00:33:11.000 Really good.

00:33:12.000 That's cool.

00:33:13.000 I'll tell you what I'll do.

00:33:14.000 That's cool.

00:33:15.000 I mean, that sounds hot to me too.

00:33:19.000 See? 0.63

00:33:20.000 You got a boner again.

00:33:21.000 There's literally nothing I can do that doesn't give you a boner. 1.00

00:33:23.000 This is why I want you to die. 1.00

00:33:24.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:25.000 And Jose was just kind to me.

00:33:26.000 Literally.

00:33:27.000 This is what I do.

00:33:28.000 I thought about this.

00:33:29.000 I'd invite the entire gang to my house in Florida and I say, come over and stay the

00:33:34.000 weekend.

00:33:35.000 When they come over.

00:33:36.000 Oh God. 1.00

00:33:37.000 We just beat him to death. 1.00

00:33:38.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:33:39.000 Wait.

00:33:40.000 Is this why you're inviting me over?

00:33:42.000 Yeah.

00:33:43.000 We beat him to death. 0.99

00:33:44.000 We take his body and we put it in the back there. 0.99

00:33:46.000 Gator eats it.

00:33:47.000 No problem.

00:33:48.000 Gone.

00:33:49.000 I have a really good idea actually.

00:33:50.000 Besides this confessional here.

00:33:51.000 All right.

00:33:52.000 All right. 1.00

00:33:53.000 But then you're going to kill the gator and then eat the gator that ate me. 1.00

00:33:55.000 I say torture the gay out of him. 1.00

00:33:57.000 Like basically MKUltra his ass. 1.00

00:33:58.000 Like just complete trauma. 1.00

00:34:00.000 You know, manipulate him.

00:34:01.000 Guys, guys, guys, guys.

00:34:02.000 I got, I have the best idea.

00:34:03.000 I just, it just struck me out of the blue.

00:34:06.000 Just along the lines of what top said at, at his, at his house party that we're doing

00:34:11.000 in two weekends, we, we fly to it out. 0.99

00:34:13.000 Obviously we, we kill him in his sleep. 1.00

00:34:15.000 We chop him up. 1.00

00:34:16.000 We take his 20 digits.

00:34:18.000 We then look at his phone.

00:34:19.000 We see the 20 women that he's DMing to no avail.

00:34:22.000 We then we find out their addresses.

00:34:24.000 We ship them each one of his digits.

00:34:27.000 And then, and then we don't, we don't ever allow the fact that he's dead to be disclosed.

00:34:33.000 We carry on his entire existence through his Twitter DMs where they just think that this

00:34:38.000 lunatic has sent them a finger or a toe out of like, out of some, out of some absurd obsession. 1.00

00:34:44.000 You've just been, you've just been towed, bitch. 1.00

00:34:46.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:47.000 And then, and then, and then, and then we sent his corpse.

00:34:50.000 We take a video of his corpse.

00:34:52.000 We put it out on his Twitter feed and we say, he has been dead for a year and you've been 1.00

00:34:57.000 holding onto his digit, you fucking sick bitches. 1.00

00:35:00.000 And then they all kill themselves. 1.00

00:35:01.000 And we wipe out all of Toad's existence, including. 0.98

00:35:04.000 Sorry.

00:35:05.000 That was a little bit too dark.

00:35:06.000 Everything is even close to being the legacy of his.

00:35:09.000 If somebody sent you a finger, would you keep it?

00:35:14.000 We just got Top Lobster's channel now.

00:35:17.000 Oh, is this on Top's channel?

00:35:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:20.000 Cause our shit is still banned. 0.99

00:35:21.000 Okay. 1.00

00:35:22.000 Only that's why I was going so ballistic, dude.

00:35:24.000 I don't care.

00:35:25.000 We have 70 on Rumble, which is kind of weird.

00:35:27.000 That's like YouTube numbers.

00:35:28.000 Yeah.

00:35:29.000 These, these people follow.

00:35:30.000 So I wanted to ask, is Bert funny?

00:35:32.000 He's in the chat right.

00:35:33.000 Bert, if you're funny, say a joke.

00:35:34.000 Unfortunately, I saw him in passing real quick, but it's an awkward, it's kind of awkward

00:35:38.000 when you're there at Timcast.

00:35:39.000 I wanted to hang out with him more, but I was kind of like already in this like weird social 0.97

00:35:43.000 thing where I'm already shooting the shit with these guys. 0.87

00:35:46.000 And there's a whole bunch of different people. 0.98

00:35:48.000 It's just weird.

00:35:49.000 Every time he starts to talk to someone else, Tim just starts playing chords on the guitar.

00:35:53.000 He's like, I guess I'll go back over there.

00:35:55.000 We're writing a song.

00:35:56.000 I, I elbow bumped him on the way to take a piss.

00:35:59.000 And, uh, and I was like, Oh, Bert, we follow each other on Twitter.

00:36:02.000 And then that was the end of it.

00:36:03.000 Um, but he's very funny on Twitter.

00:36:04.000 So I think you'd be funny on here.

00:36:05.000 That's, that's a kind of, I don't, I don't really know to be honest, but I think it's

00:36:09.000 funny.

00:36:10.000 Is that how bad I'm doing?

00:36:11.000 You're booking other guests in the middle of the show?

00:36:14.000 Can you come up with me now?

00:36:17.000 Hold on.

00:36:18.000 We'll send you the link.

00:36:19.000 And he's gone. 0.99

00:36:25.000 Oh, that's fucked up, man. 0.99

00:36:27.000 Last question. 0.99

00:36:28.000 Last question was one that we did not get to yesterday from definitely not a grabbler. 0.99

00:36:33.000 Um, we know this guy, he's, he's our, uh, friend that has the fucked up face. 0.95

00:36:37.000 You know what I'm talking about. 0.98

00:36:38.000 That doesn't narrow it down.

00:36:39.000 Oh, uh, this question I didn't think was that good, but now I'm looking at it and actually

00:36:44.000 I think it is kind of good.

00:36:46.000 If you had one minute. 1.00

00:36:47.000 Who the fuck are you to think to be the, you're the judge of what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:36:51.000 I am the, I am the, I am the, I am the arbiter of funny. 1.00

00:36:53.000 If you had one minute on CNN. 1.00

00:36:55.000 I fucking hate this guy. 1.00

00:36:56.000 If you had one minute on CNN with Don Lemon, would you call him a nigger or a faggot? 1.00

00:37:10.000 And you thought that that wasn't good yesterday? 1.00

00:37:13.000 I wasn't thinking straight.

00:37:15.000 I mean, I, I mean, it's, I guess I kind of want to break the rules, but I don't want

00:37:20.000 to be that guy. 0.99

00:37:21.000 I would just go straight nigger faggot, but I have to choose one of the other. 1.00

00:37:24.000 Uh, I mean, cause together, like, I don't, I really hate that this is an either or because 0.99

00:37:29.000 together that's so, so much more beautiful.

00:37:31.000 It hits all the angles, but, um, you gotta choose. 1.00

00:37:34.000 Don't be a fucking midwit. 1.00

00:37:35.000 Choose. 1.00

00:37:36.000 I, I really feel like I'd rather target the gays in this moment to make a, such a grand 1.00

00:37:41.000 political statement. 1.00

00:37:42.000 Uh, but specifically faggots cause faggots are different. 1.00

00:37:46.000 Although we can make the argument that niggers are different from blacks, but I don't think 1.00

00:37:49.000 America's ready for that conversation. 1.00

00:37:51.000 But I think I can get them on the difference between gays and faggots. 1.00

00:37:55.000 And it's the faggots that are problems, not the gays. 1.00

00:37:58.000 My favorite thing is when Jose intellectualizes his bigotry. 1.00

00:38:01.000 It's my favorite thing in the world.

00:38:03.000 Yeah.

00:38:04.000 You need to make a pamphlet of all of your like intellectually, intellectual bigotry 1.00

00:38:08.000 and just release it like Rothbard shit. 0.99

00:38:10.000 And in a hundred years, they'd be like, did you know this guy? 0.99

00:38:14.000 This is why, uh, yeah.

00:38:17.000 Oh my God.

00:38:18.000 I didn't even know what I was going to.

00:38:19.000 Um, so which, which one of these would piss them off more?

00:38:21.000 I guess.

00:38:22.000 Anatomy of bigotry.

00:38:23.000 That'll be the title.

00:38:24.000 All right.

00:38:25.000 Dude, this is, this is a bestseller.

00:38:27.000 I don't know.

00:38:28.000 What would you do, Andy? 1.00

00:38:29.000 Uh, faggot or nigger? 1.00

00:38:30.000 Do you still want to have a political career? 1.00

00:38:33.000 You get to decide right now. 0.99

00:38:35.000 Dude, I'm trying to, I'm trying to get a sheriff position right now and you're fucking it up. 0.98

00:38:40.000 Dude, dude, I'm running for president. 0.99

00:38:43.000 I'm running for president.

00:38:44.000 I wouldn't force choose neither because those are both hateful words. 0.99

00:38:47.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:38:48.000 How, how am I going to be constable after this shit? 1.00

00:38:51.000 I'll never make Mountie after this. 1.00

00:38:56.000 Oh shit. 0.99

00:38:57.000 Yo, Elijah Schaefer asked us yesterday. 0.99

00:38:59.000 He was like, how do you guys, you guys have jobs?

00:39:01.000 Like, how do you get these jobs?

00:39:03.000 He's like, don't talk to my wife.

00:39:04.000 It'll make her very upset.

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 You guys don't, don't mention it.

00:39:09.000 You guys need to succeed.

00:39:10.000 Cause you're playing so fast and loose.

00:39:13.000 Yeah.

00:39:14.000 You're telling me, buddy.

00:39:15.000 Castillo.

00:39:16.000 What's up?

00:39:17.000 Yo, that's literally. 1.00

00:39:20.000 Someone buy a fucking cat right now. 1.00

00:39:22.000 Yo, Andy, you'll get a kick out of this. 1.00

00:39:23.000 So I had a call with Ralph.

00:39:25.000 Someone buy a cat.

00:39:26.000 I had a call.

00:39:27.000 I had a call with Ralph, the co-owner of gas.

00:39:29.000 Yeah.

00:39:30.000 Guys, come on.

00:39:31.000 Yo, and I'm like, he's like, he's like, you know, honestly, since you guys don't live

00:39:35.000 in New York, it probably wouldn't make sense financially for you to come like in under

00:39:39.000 the umbrella of gas and just, just let us, just let us sell ads for you instead.

00:39:44.000 And I, and I was just like, not a chance.

00:39:46.000 I was like, I was like, we don't want any money.

00:39:49.000 We just need the network.

00:39:51.000 We just need a place where our videos will not be taken down.

00:39:54.000 So you don't understand what we're, our intentions are.

00:39:57.000 You're like, we literally just want your website.

00:39:59.000 Yeah.

00:40:00.000 That's it.

00:40:01.000 Guys, digital network.

00:40:02.000 Can you please put us on this?

00:40:04.000 Yeah.

00:40:05.000 Like you can sell ads and keep all of the money.

00:40:07.000 We just want to be safe.

00:40:09.000 That's it.

00:40:10.000 It's crazy.

00:40:11.000 Yeah.

00:40:12.000 We need to be a huge audience that overlaps with everything that we do.

00:40:15.000 But that's not, we're not talking about that.

00:40:17.000 We just want to be safe for our content.

00:40:19.000 So we can make pure content, pure heart for you guys.

00:40:22.000 So you can make pure, pure artists.

00:40:25.000 Yeah.

00:40:26.000 Yeah.

00:40:27.000 Yeah.

00:40:28.000 So deep now that like you is like, there's no backing off.

00:40:30.000 It would come off.

00:40:31.000 It's fake, you know?

00:40:32.000 Yeah.

00:40:33.000 So it's possible, you know?

00:40:34.000 Yeah.

00:40:35.000 Look, I'm never backing off.

00:40:36.000 It is pedal to the metal until I hit the wall, dude. 0.99

00:40:38.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:40:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:40.000 Yeah.

00:40:41.000 Well, yeah.

00:40:42.000 Well, yeah.

00:40:43.000 As, as.

00:40:44.000 Yeah.

00:40:45.000 That's going to be the new intro, man.

00:40:47.000 Yo, that was, that was so gangster. 1.00

00:40:51.000 God damn. 1.00

00:40:52.000 Yo, get that tattooed on your belly. 1.00

00:40:55.000 Yo, just like, just like Tupac, but in the exact same spot.

00:40:59.000 Incredible, bro.

00:41:00.000 Or if you do a tramp stamp and then people wonder, what, what does that mean?

00:41:04.000 It could be really racist or really accepting.

00:41:09.000 I'm not sure.

00:41:10.000 What does NFTD mean?

00:41:11.000 What does that mean?

00:41:12.000 It's on your knuckles?

00:41:15.000 Like, what does that mean?

00:41:18.000 You're like, let me, you know what?

00:41:20.000 Let's go into the backyard and I'll explain it.

00:41:22.000 I really thought cultural sentiment would shift.

00:41:27.000 I had this like forethought.

00:41:29.000 It did not.

00:41:30.000 It's very.

00:41:31.000 I'm going to need you to power down your phone before, before I actually explain what

00:41:36.000 this acronym stands for.

00:41:37.000 I'm on a watch list and yeah, it's not going to happen.

00:41:41.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:41:42.000 Does that mean that a black gay guy just fucked you in the ass? 1.00

00:41:45.000 Is that the whole thing? 1.00

00:41:47.000 It does sound like a prison tattoo for a bitch. 1.00

00:41:50.000 Andy, don't be afraid to trample us. 1.00

00:41:52.000 Don't worry about it.

00:41:53.000 Just say your joke.

00:41:54.000 Oh yeah, bro.

00:41:55.000 We usually, we talk until somebody hears it. 0.98

00:41:57.000 Yo, when you go, when you go five deep on a, on a fucking zoom call or whatever this 0.97

00:42:01.000 is stream yard, uh, you just gotta go, dude. 1.00

00:42:03.000 You just get dicks and holes. 1.00

00:42:04.000 That's all.

00:42:05.000 You don't worry about it.

00:42:06.000 You know, put all that stuff on.

00:42:07.000 Hey man, I'm just having, I'm just having fun.

00:42:09.000 I've checked out the podcast before and I'm a, I gotta give you guys credit cause

00:42:13.000 you inspired greatness out of me.

00:42:15.000 Cause I've listened to the podcast before and it was like the first round when you guys

00:42:19.000 were going on Tim cast and then Cole was saying that he might go on Tim cast.

00:42:24.000 And I go, wait a minute.

00:42:26.000 I was like, the guy whose avatar is just fat Dave Smith is going to be on Tim cast. 0.98

00:42:36.000 I go, what the fuck am I doing? 0.98

00:42:39.000 Right? 0.99

00:42:40.000 Like what am I doing with myself?

00:42:41.000 And it really like, I'm not kidding.

00:42:43.000 It like got me to work harder.

00:42:45.000 Cause I was like, I was like, if the Dave Smith avatar is going to be on Tim pool, what 0.95

00:42:50.000 the fuck am I doing with my life?

00:42:52.000 Well, granted they just thought he was Dave Smith. 1.00

00:42:55.000 Well no, thank God he didn't go on.

00:42:57.000 So the universe is writing itself, right? 0.99

00:43:00.000 He better, I'll kill myself. 0.90

00:43:02.000 I'd be surprised if he better get on, you know? 0.99

00:43:06.000 Oh dude.

00:43:07.000 That's amazing.

00:43:08.000 I need to get on.

00:43:09.000 And, uh, as a, uh, you know, to make sure that I get on Tim cast, I, I have to, uh, discuss 0.99

00:43:14.000 the merits of calling Don Lemon a nigger versus calling him a faggot. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Oh my God. 0.99

00:43:18.000 I don't get why you at all think these two things are tied together.

00:43:21.000 Because we, because we have not answered that.

00:43:23.000 If they ever did invite me back on, I'm going to do exactly what I did to Elijah Schaefer.

00:43:27.000 And I'd be like, I'm only going to go on if another one of my, my gang members can come.

00:43:32.000 And I will ask Toad and then give it to Cole.

00:43:35.000 Just to see him. 0.99

00:43:36.000 Oh shit, my bad. 0.99

00:43:37.000 Cole already said yes first. 1.00

00:43:39.000 No.

00:43:40.000 Look at, look at Toad.

00:43:41.000 Look at Toad.

00:43:42.000 Even, even with this needling hypothetical, he is still furious with you.

00:43:46.000 You're, yeah. 1.00

00:43:47.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:43:49.000 Now that's like when. 1.00

00:43:51.000 Guys.

00:43:52.000 You ever do the hypothetical where people talk about like winning money from the lottery

00:43:56.000 and you don't hypothetically give someone enough money.

00:43:59.000 Oh yeah.

00:44:00.000 And they like look legitimately pissed.

00:44:01.000 That's what just happened.

00:44:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:03.000 He's like, can you give me three million?

00:44:04.000 I'd break you off five grand.

00:44:06.000 You know, like what?

00:44:08.000 That's it.

00:44:09.000 70 million you get after taxes though.

00:44:11.000 Five grand. 0.98

00:44:12.000 Bro, that's hypothetically fucked up. 1.00

00:44:14.000 We're not hypothetically gonna fucking fist fight. 0.99

00:44:17.000 This is the honest reflection of what you mean in my life. 0.94

00:44:18.000 I'm sorry that you had to hear it this way. 1.00

00:44:21.000 I'm going with faggot by the way because he is literally a faggot and also a faggot. 1.00

00:44:26.000 So that is how I would go. 1.00

00:44:28.000 I don't understand.

00:44:29.000 He gave the definitive answer.

00:44:30.000 So there's no need for you guys to go on, but.

00:44:32.000 I think he did nail it. 0.97

00:44:33.000 But I would go nigger because I feel like that would get him to attack me. 1.00

00:44:37.000 Like right there. 1.00

00:44:38.000 Faggot doesn't. 1.00

00:44:39.000 Faggot makes him go. 1.00

00:44:40.000 Oh. 1.00

00:44:41.000 If you say nigger, he might be like. 1.00

00:44:44.000 And like fucking like like that part snapping him. 1.00

00:44:46.000 Now I got to hit you. 1.00

00:44:47.000 I won't be up with the boys like I used to be if I don't.

00:44:52.000 Dude, with the news that's been breaking about the FBI recently.

00:44:55.000 I think if you said that to Don Lemon, is he even on TV anymore?

00:44:58.000 But okay.

00:44:59.000 Assuming that he is and you actually do this.

00:45:00.000 I think you go to prison.

00:45:01.000 Like I think you actually go to prison for that at this point in America.

00:45:04.000 You said the n-word in CNN studios?

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:07.000 That's 20.

00:45:08.000 It would be like the landmark case that sets the precedent going forward in the future.

00:45:11.000 You know that type of deal.

00:45:13.000 You get me from every angle saying it.

00:45:16.000 Josh Smith is going on IRL at the end of this month.

00:45:20.000 And seeing as he's a presidential candidate and Toad's a presidential candidate,

00:45:23.000 I say they have a live debate.

00:45:25.000 We should.

00:45:26.000 Make a culture war episode.

00:45:27.000 That's actually a good way.

00:45:28.000 There you go.

00:45:29.000 Do you know how mad Josh would be if you ruined his appearance with Toad there?

00:45:33.000 Yeah.

00:45:34.000 It would immediately make his campaign meaningless.

00:45:38.000 It would be a great episode.

00:45:40.000 I don't know.

00:45:42.000 Oh God.

00:45:43.000 Do you think...

00:45:44.000 How would you do in a debate against Josh?

00:45:45.000 What do you think, Toad?

00:45:46.000 It would be interesting because we kind of agree on most things so I don't know where

00:45:51.000 we would find areas of disagreement.

00:45:53.000 I think it would get really personal.

00:45:55.000 Can you actually make this happen Clint?

00:45:56.000 Josh would be like, why are you doing this?

00:45:57.000 I'm not going to try.

00:45:59.000 Oh please.

00:46:00.000 Oh please.

00:46:01.000 I mean I would mostly argue that Josh should not put his family through a presidential run 0.95

00:46:07.000 whereas I have nothing to fucking lose. 0.96

00:46:09.000 Clint, please. 0.95

00:46:10.000 That's a good point actually.

00:46:11.000 Clint, please.

00:46:12.000 You shouldn't put us through this.

00:46:13.000 Clint, please.

00:46:14.000 If you can make this happen, this is the most hilarious troll you can pull on everybody.

00:46:16.000 Alright, alright.

00:46:17.000 I'll make you a deal.

00:46:18.000 If Tim doesn't hire me, I'll just ruin my...

00:46:20.000 I'll just burn that bridge by getting Toad on.

00:46:23.000 Okay, perfect.

00:46:24.000 Like this is the guy.

00:46:25.000 The guy.

00:46:26.000 He doesn't pull any favor with you ever.

00:46:28.000 This guy.

00:46:29.000 Dude, dude.

00:46:30.000 I'm...

00:46:31.000 If I get on Timcast... 0.99

00:46:32.000 Dude, I'm not going to ruin fucking Timcast. 0.99

00:46:34.000 I'm not going to... 0.99

00:46:35.000 Dude, I have restraint.

00:46:36.000 Toad, Toad, I don't think you understand.

00:46:38.000 Just your mere existence ruins Timcast. 1.00

00:46:41.000 Damn. 0.99

00:46:42.000 That hurts. 1.00

00:46:43.000 Yo, that was a joke and no one laughed and now it's just I'm an asshole. 1.00

00:46:47.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:46:48.000 No, I didn't laugh because I considered it and I was like, damn. 1.00

00:46:50.000 Yeah, ratings are definitely down. 0.89

00:46:52.000 If you just got Toad's face, Toad's face.

00:46:54.000 Yeah, we were all just like...

00:46:55.000 We were all just processing it.

00:46:56.000 You've never gone this low.

00:46:58.000 It's like that face. 1.00

00:47:00.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:47:01.000 We've got Tower Gang Toad on and he's in the fucking screenshot. 1.00

00:47:04.000 Like I didn't think we'd get below a quarter million. 0.96

00:47:06.000 We were usually always at 350, give or take.

00:47:09.000 He's like, 17 people watched this show.

00:47:13.000 They saw the thumbnail and they were like, kept scrolling.

00:47:15.000 Why do I feel like if Toad turns his camera, there's just a huge hole in the wall? 0.97

00:47:21.000 Like, it's just him being like, that's a good fucking joke. 1.00

00:47:28.000 You asked for this shit, Toad. 1.00

00:47:30.000 You asked for this. 1.00

00:47:31.000 All right.

00:47:32.000 You know what?

00:47:33.000 Now's actually a good time.

00:47:34.000 The children are down in the basement actually.

00:47:36.000 No, what really like spiraled me into like abject hatred was when he started talking about shaving his body parts today.

00:47:43.000 Like for no reason, just for no reason at all.

00:47:45.000 And he's just like, I got 17 different areas that I shaved with 15 different devices.

00:47:49.000 And I'm like, look, I'm gonna rip your soul from your body verbally tonight for this. 0.83

00:47:54.000 You're right. 0.89

00:47:55.000 There is a reason.

00:47:56.000 Because we were talking about maybe getting a new sponsorship. 0.98

00:47:58.000 And we were just kind of, you know, shooting the shit about how we could riff on it. 0.95

00:48:01.000 And we were like, hey, at least one of us needs to get the product so we can attest to it. 0.96

00:48:05.000 But he obviously wants someone you can get some sort of angle for a riff.

00:48:08.000 And Toad goes like, who shaves?

00:48:10.000 And Clint's like, I do.

00:48:11.000 Well, I had, I'm like, in my head, I'm like, okay, that's good.

00:48:14.000 That's, that's moderate amount of riffing.

00:48:15.000 It's not too shtick, not too over the top. 1.00

00:48:18.000 We could joke about him looking like a penis. 1.00

00:48:20.000 Look how smooth his head is. 1.00

00:48:21.000 Now Toad is like, you know everything that I fucking shave? 1.00

00:48:25.000 My weird fucking goiter, my fucking this. 0.99

00:48:27.000 And I'm like, no, I don't think we're going to be going with that angle, Toad. 0.99

00:48:30.000 I got a mole on my upper left tricep that grows 14 inch long hairs. 0.80

00:48:35.000 And you're just like, oh, bro, I just want to strangle you.

00:48:37.000 I should be the template for the funny for this ad read.

00:48:40.000 Yeah, this is what it was.

00:48:41.000 So Nadeau Shave Company.

00:48:43.000 This is our new sponsor.

00:48:44.000 Nadeau.

00:48:45.000 Nadeau.

00:48:46.000 Cool dude.

00:48:47.000 He has the, his whole thing is that he's got like single blade razors.

00:48:50.000 So just to do it.

00:48:52.000 Just to do it.

00:48:53.000 Yeah.

00:48:54.000 He's, oh, that's actually pretty good. 0.92

00:48:55.000 Just fucking right down the road, not across the street. 0.97

00:48:58.000 Just do it. 0.98

00:49:01.000 So this is what happened in the group chat.

00:49:03.000 I'm bringing this up and I'm like, hey, this guy wants to sponsor us.

00:49:05.000 What are we going to do?

00:49:06.000 But, and they're like, yeah, yeah, but we just need some samples.

00:49:08.000 So tell them to give us some samples.

00:49:09.000 So like, all right.

00:49:10.000 And I was like, do you guys shave?

00:49:11.000 You know, cause I don't, I don't really shave.

00:49:13.000 I trim.

00:49:14.000 And then they started talking about the shaving habits.

00:49:16.000 Toad goes on this diatribe, which I don't even want to read.

00:49:19.000 And it's like Homer's odyssey long too.

00:49:21.000 It's just like page after page.

00:49:23.000 And we're just like, that's cool, man.

00:49:25.000 We're not going to go with that.

00:49:26.000 I shaved my, I shaved my, my back, my back pimple. 0.98

00:49:29.000 I have a side mole.

00:49:31.000 The worst part is we all go.

00:49:33.000 Yeah.

00:49:34.000 We're not going to do that.

00:49:35.000 Toad. 0.99

00:49:36.000 And then he fucking doubles down and he says it again in more detail. 1.00

00:49:38.000 And I'm just like, like, you want me to kill you, bro? 1.00

00:49:41.000 Like you trying to test me? 1.00

00:49:42.000 Dude.

00:49:43.000 How many, how many parts do you have to shave?

00:49:45.000 Dude, bring up, bring up at least eight and bring up his body. 1.00

00:49:48.000 His body is only four feet long. 1.00

00:49:50.000 And he's a compulsive liar hypochondriac that makes up random weird shit. 1.00

00:49:54.000 No, I'm not. 1.00

00:49:55.000 I did not make any of this up.

00:49:56.000 Oh, you made up the 40 pound weight though, didn't you?

00:49:59.000 It was either 30 or 40.

00:50:01.000 Honest mistake if it was a 30 instead of a 40.

00:50:04.000 There was nothing honest about that.

00:50:06.000 Yeah.

00:50:07.000 So yeah, anyways. 0.99

00:50:08.000 I shaved my head, face, pits, pubes, asshole, chest, body, thighs, neck mole and shoulder mole. 0.99

00:50:15.000 This is what he wrote when I just said, hey, who shaves? 0.99

00:50:18.000 And it's like.

00:50:20.000 And in his head, I get it too.

00:50:23.000 He's autism.

00:50:24.000 He's like, look how many different options of jokes there are to be had. 0.99

00:50:28.000 And these are clearly humorous, like components of a joke because this is my butthole. 0.99

00:50:36.000 Ha ha. 0.99

00:50:37.000 What you're not understanding is tomorrow we're going to wake up in the group chat to a suicide note.

00:50:42.000 So it's like, why do you do this to yourself?

00:50:46.000 Because you know that, like, I can't, I can't not now.

00:50:49.000 He's like, I'm going to shave my neck next.

00:50:52.000 The whole issue is.

00:50:54.000 Yeah, you're going to send me some single blade razors?

00:50:56.000 That sounds like a mistake.

00:50:57.000 Then you'll be sorry.

00:50:59.000 Try the product, Toad.

00:51:00.000 Just as Top was saying, like, now I can't help myself.

00:51:04.000 The issue is that Toad can't help himself.

00:51:06.000 He literally can't help himself.

00:51:07.000 No.

00:51:08.000 He just has to brain dump all of the least.

00:51:11.000 I'm glad.

00:51:12.000 I have to say it.

00:51:13.000 I have to.

00:51:14.000 I'm glad you said that because I was like, if Toad feels like there's like this dude,

00:51:18.000 he's cause like you guys have made fun of him so much.

00:51:21.000 And he's done so many of those jokes that he's like, like forcing himself into this guy.

00:51:27.000 And he can't go out of it because acknowledging that would crumble his whole thing.

00:51:32.000 And he doesn't want to approach that crevasse.

00:51:35.000 You just discovered the conundrum of every comedian that's like fat or.

00:51:39.000 That's right. 0.95

00:51:40.000 Or just like the butt of the joke or the.

00:51:42.000 But see, that's the weird thing is like every time he goes on these tirades, 0.99

00:51:46.000 our entire response up until recently when we just said, OK, you just kill yourself. 0.98

00:51:49.000 It's fine.

00:51:50.000 But up until recently, we used to always be like, no, no, no. 0.99

00:51:53.000 Just like move out of fucking Boston. 0.99

00:51:55.000 Get a girlfriend. 1.00

00:51:56.000 Get a job.

00:51:57.000 You know, buy some land.

00:51:59.000 We're always giving him good advice.

00:52:00.000 But like all he wants though is to suffer. 0.74

00:52:03.000 This is how seriously we're taking the like, like when he tells us this, we just just kill

00:52:06.000 yourself thing is that I actually went out and shopped for razors and to get us free samples.

00:52:11.000 So it's like when he's like, I'm going to kill myself.

00:52:16.000 I know you got one. 0.91

00:52:17.000 Go ahead and pull it out.

00:52:19.000 They're super sharp.

00:52:20.000 I mean, it'll cut right to the skin, man.

00:52:22.000 The best shave you'll ever get, Toad.

00:52:25.000 This is our first ad read for Nadeau and we're using it to talk about how Toad is going 0.94

00:52:30.000 to use it to kill himself.

00:52:31.000 And you know what? 1.00

00:52:32.000 What happened was Toad was like, I'm going to kill myself. 0.99

00:52:34.000 Top then was like, kill yourself. 0.99

00:52:36.000 Razors. 1.00

00:52:37.000 Oh, money opportunity.

00:52:39.000 I should contact them.

00:52:40.000 Hey Nadeau, it's not too late to withdraw your sponsorship offer.

00:52:44.000 You've always got to be monetizing. 0.99

00:52:46.000 You cannot like, you just can't let shit. 0.99

00:52:48.000 I can't let Toad live rent free in my brain like this. 1.00

00:52:51.000 I'm making money off this shit, Toad. 1.00

00:52:53.000 Our next sponsor, our next sponsor is bathtubs to use your Nadeau in. 1.00

00:52:57.000 We also have a sponsorship with Rope.

00:53:03.000 Oh, and another sponsor, Large Tarps.

00:53:08.000 Listen, as a man who constantly tries to commit suicide, I've tried many different brands

00:53:15.000 of razors to slash Netflix and none of them get the job done.

00:53:23.000 With Nadeau, however, you will get the job done in no time and you will be no more with Nadeau.

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00:53:30.000 Oh my God, dude.

00:53:32.000 Nothing worse than trying to dig deep with a rusty blade.

00:53:36.000 That's an odd demographic to try to reach.

00:53:38.000 I'm like, I want to reach the dead.

00:53:41.000 The people who've already killed themselves. 0.88

00:53:43.000 If you're going to try and kill yourself, you don't want to get tetanus.

00:53:46.000 That's why you've got to have a fresh Nadeau. 0.90

00:53:48.000 N-A-D-E-A-U is for you. 1.00

00:53:52.000 This is the longest ad read ever.

00:53:54.000 Second thoughts about what you're doing may come in if it takes too long to strike the vein.

00:54:00.000 Get in the first swipe.

00:54:04.000 Get it done the first time, Nadeau.

00:54:06.000 Oh my God.

00:54:08.000 Why make two cuts when you can make one?

00:54:11.000 All right, thank you.

00:54:13.000 That's our sponsor for today. 0.99

00:54:14.000 That was fucking, hell yeah. 0.99

00:54:16.000 Measure twice, cut once, Nadeau. 1.00

00:54:22.000 Oh my God.

00:54:23.000 There's so much material you can do with a straight razor company.

00:54:26.000 It's like, I mean... 0.97

00:54:27.000 Oh, it's fucking fantastic. 0.98

00:54:28.000 God bless them. 0.89

00:54:29.000 I wouldn't blame them at all if they withdraw all of their sponsorship funds, but that was a legendary...

00:54:34.000 Like Tim Dillon is going to hear about this ad read at some point.

00:54:37.000 He's going to be like, I need to step my game up.

00:54:41.000 Nah, advertising straight rager on Tower Gang is smart as hell because you know the neckbeards are in full force in your audience.

00:54:48.000 That's a great point.

00:54:50.000 They're like, hey, why don't you shave a little higher?

00:54:53.000 Nadeau. 0.99

00:54:54.000 You want to be difficult and pretentious about what ones you pick instead of just getting the random shit you find at the convenience store? 0.99

00:55:01.000 Nadeau. 0.99

00:55:02.000 Nadeau. 0.93

00:55:05.000 Are you tired of being completely unfuckable? 0.93

00:55:07.000 Nadeau. 0.99

00:55:09.000 Are you tired of having the most pimples on your neck? 0.82

00:55:11.000 Nadeau.

00:55:12.000 You can actually go the other way with this razor is so safe that you won't slash your neck open when you trim your neckbeard.

00:55:20.000 Nadeau.

00:55:21.000 Nadeau.

00:55:22.000 Nadeau.

00:55:23.000 Nadeau.

00:55:24.000 Nadeau.

00:55:25.000 Deatole's rolling. 1.00

00:55:27.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:55:28.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:55:29.000 Andy, do you see the dynamic here? 1.00

00:55:30.000 You know what?

00:55:31.000 He's been good this episode and last episode.

00:55:33.000 But usually it's constantly stopping us. 0.97

00:55:34.000 Like we're going and he's just throwing a fucking stick in our spokes and just stopping us and we got to keep going again. 0.96

00:55:40.000 keep going again but we've gotten so good at capitalizing off that roller coaster of like oh 0.99

00:55:44.660 oh shit now we're pulling back in we're not on that one anymore now let's just make jokes off 0.97

00:55:49.320 the derailment all right back into it when you do when you throw uh throw a stick into somebody's 0.99

00:55:53.760 spokes you don't think that's fucking funny well the problem is you're putting your own 0.94

00:55:58.780 stick into your own spokes that's the issue but imagine if every day you bike the same track and 1.00

00:56:03.940 the same kid threw shit in your spokes by like this sixth time you're like mother i would kill 1.00

00:56:09.240 i would murder that person 1.00

00:56:11.460 is the weak link not getting the hint 0.99

00:56:27.680 listen man i i am i am i am the originator of tower gang i'm the i'm the king of the

00:56:39.020 podcast and when i want a kingly shave i use in a dough wait i gotta how did you guys how did you

00:56:45.240 guys meet up because none of you guys live near each other nope we all kind of do now

00:56:49.940 were you just were you guys just on a we want a twitter thread and someone wrote n and then

00:56:55.180 someone wrote i yes and then when you when you hit when you hit the r do you guys do like do you guys

00:57:01.400 want to do a podcast yeah that is exactly what happened oh my god oh my god what if we said this

00:57:07.920 all the time dude everybody asks us they're like like oh how did tower gang start and we tell them

00:57:14.640 the real way and it's like interesting story but that's what i'm telling everybody from now on it was

00:57:18.900 like i was actually the n and jose was the i and then reed came in with the r later but he fell off

00:57:24.680 so i mean it's not far off hey after now we just drop one g because you get the idea well the crazy

00:57:30.500 thing about it is that the original cast was six members and there's six letters in that word it's

00:57:35.200 just it's just the joke writes itself it's beautiful it's beautiful that's that's our new origin story

00:57:40.020 dude it's funny like i've gone to the point where like i see a nigger tower and i'm like 1.00

00:57:43.480 no i'm good i'm above it now like i do that professionally so i don't need to do that anymore 0.56

00:57:49.580 oh you do that for free no no no but what what what's funny about that though is that that that

00:57:55.860 origin story is pretty close to reality really yeah it is yeah it is that's what i'm saying you 0.97

00:58:01.140 could just tell it and let it sit and then be like that's fucking crazy wait wait wait you don't 0.93

00:58:05.700 get you don't get paid to ruin your job chances 0.99

00:58:08.980 i'm saying off-ramp for my degeneracy are you yeah dude i'm so committed to it man it's just

00:58:19.560 uh i just want to do it we make hundreds of dollars per month on this podcast are you 1.00

00:58:25.300 you do it for free between fucking idiot between six people 1.00

00:58:29.960 we could almost buy top ramen with this fucking podcast money you out of your fucking mind 1.00

00:58:36.820 i'll be good for two whole weeks if my fucking career goes tits up 1.00

00:58:40.620 toad's almost got enough to get a 50 pound weight he can't live 0.99

00:58:47.660 i'm working up to it baby

00:58:52.400 i'm just imagining the 40 pound weight on his neck and he could lift it up just halfway

00:58:57.400 dude his little feeder his little feeder like twitching

00:59:01.400 no the best the best part is he actually ordered a 50 pound weight it's still sitting at his front

00:59:06.260 door he can't get it upstairs it's tragic that's actually um the truth is that uh that that mini

00:59:13.400 there's a door stop

00:59:14.560 uh clint he lives he lives in like a hamster cage like everything is like one room he has like 17

00:59:21.360 floors and they roll on top of each other and i just thought thinking about it so funny because

00:59:25.800 like you do sort of look like a hamster now that i think about it like for him to crawl to the next

00:59:29.160 room he's got to go into a tube yeah yo that'd be a cool house actually yeah dude i drink from

00:59:36.920 from like a big metal thing in the wall yeah dude that uh that refrigerator is behind me over there

00:59:42.380 i i uh i brought that up two flights of stairs on my own i feel like that's the way toad's body

00:59:48.020 was made to move too like in that scurry like not a normal upright striding human fashion like in a

00:59:54.520 scurry through tubes you know you can hear you can hear here comes toad

00:59:59.140 well that's why you know that's podcast magic right well partially because i'm short but you know

01:00:09.640 you know how i like uh mummy milkers right i like the ones that they have to sag all the way down to 0.89

01:00:15.020 the floor so then it's like a water bottle and a hamster cage i'm just i love that dude i love to

01:00:20.900 get up i love as toad talks dissecting in his head like his thought process creating these jokes

01:00:27.120 because i'm like yeah i mean technically the elements are there uh but like you might be 0.98

01:00:32.140 i like the idea of you fucking like getting up on your hind hind quarters on your hind legs and 1.00

01:00:38.700 fucking grabbing some saggy titty and putting in your mouth and it's beautiful i like your fantasies 1.00

01:00:44.560 that's what i do around here yeah anyways do we have a video or something we have we have a lot 1.00

01:00:49.360 of things they're in the private chat here we we have we could we have to say goodbye to andrew but

01:00:54.720 we do have one more clip of him if we want to go to that not andy thank god i love andy don't get

01:00:59.560 rid of him i was gonna say what no no no trust me trust me you're gonna like andrew do you know

01:01:04.260 have you heard about the andrew show i don't think you're not allowed to you're not allowed to tell

01:01:08.960 anybody at skanks if you do all right no i just want him to get cold intro but we're not going 0.96

01:01:12.860 to explain we'll explain i'll slit your throat andy well well with the nadu razor if that's right 0.98

01:01:18.180 that's right because because only the best when we're killing people well one one problem with 0.98

01:01:22.880 this is that i don't know what the contents of this i don't either wolf we're so we're going into

01:01:27.420 no no real quick though andy top top said it kind of jokingly i'm being serious you can't tell 0.78

01:01:33.380 the skanks guys about it because this is this is fucking golden all right go ahead and run it all 0.95

01:01:39.120 right like we're on the next level shit that people are gonna be going later you know yeah 0.98

01:01:43.280 like you'll hear about this on on on your mom's house and skanks in a year and a half promise yeah 0.96

01:01:48.560 you guys make culture i know yeah as a matter of fact you're right we make it and then we move it

01:02:03.380 show for white kids of course i'm andrew and this is andrew show now today i'm going to talk

01:02:11.340 about some of my emails i got now this person sent me an email saying i believe this to be you

01:02:17.880 in 20 years and then it shows a white guy kissing a black girl i know that won't be me that's wrong

01:02:25.160 that's the last one that we have yeah wait he said he said that's not that that can't be me

01:02:41.520 that's wrong what did he say that's wrong he said that won't be me that's wong

01:02:47.260 andrew's andrew is like a a member of the kkk but he has a speech it's adorable this is a hundred

01:02:54.980 percent real andy i'm not fucking this feels like wonder chosen do you remember this would be 0.98

01:02:59.600 too over the top to be something they commit to as a joke we've looked into the backstory we're 0.99

01:03:04.280 probably gonna have to do some more research maybe his father his father was like a fucking 0.96

01:03:08.520 grand dragon bro straight up yeah and he has a sister that has like a uh like white power 0.98

01:03:15.440 fucking uh soft rock band that actually slaps yeah we're not even kidding it's great it's great 0.99

01:03:22.960 music we went down the rabbit hole in this motherfucker i've been working out to their 1.00

01:03:26.440 music for fucking two weeks now wait so they got like soft rock but be talking about like the white 1.00

01:03:31.800 race no it's here yeah it's like it's like the aryan culture it's like bluegrass banjo shit but like 1.00

01:03:37.120 makes your dick hard you know i'm saying yeah yeah do you think they get you can bring it up 0.99

01:03:41.160 it'd be good to play do you think they get suspicious of each other though they get 1.00

01:03:45.340 suspicious of each other the better they get at their instruments and they're like you know a black 1.00

01:03:49.060 guy you definitely are you're playing that bass way too good dude you definitely know black dudes

01:03:56.320 you play any blues lick and they're like

01:03:59.000 wait that was pretty good what's your problem what's going on

01:04:06.080 race trading are you a race trader unbelievable uh daryl we we were talking you're getting pretty

01:04:12.740 good at your instrument and it concerns us here at the club

01:04:18.300 is this like 2006 youtube this was like this is the way back machine and uh so this was originally

01:04:27.280 on bcat or one of those channels yeah which is essentially like bbs sort of but somebody taped it

01:04:32.620 put it on youtube it was banned from youtube but before they banned it someone saved it on the

01:04:37.020 wayback machine so there's like five episodes or something like that yeah save so you can only go

01:04:42.300 here to watch it yeah and we've watched all of the episodes because we are obsessed all the ones

01:04:47.220 that we can find yeah this one this one is short but this is the i need to find it hope he has

01:04:51.320 coffee once you start talking you got to crank the volume we've watched it that many times

01:04:55.880 hi my name is andrew and this show is for all the white kids out there i love this guy you know the

01:05:03.900 conference conference it was really good we had singing games and we baked cookies we made frosting

01:05:14.600 and my mom taught us about the frosting and when you put different colors in it the white frosting

01:05:22.940 it can never be white again

01:05:25.780 that's what happens when you race mix pretty much

01:05:32.840 it's the show called 16 it has race mixing it has propaganda propaganda and the main characters one of them's black one of them's mexican and some of them are white and pretty much tune in next week

01:05:50.840 he was like he was so bored talking about race mixing like show yeah there some are mexican it's like i don't like it but whatever 0.90

01:06:04.400 white kids are a minority 0.63

01:06:06.620 white people are a minority in the world save the white race 1.00

01:06:10.620 incredible that's right this is how a kids show ends

01:06:14.420 it's so awesome

01:06:16.640 it'll never not be fucking remarkable wait where did they show this originally on like essentially pbs no it started out on public access but it's essentially like pbs it's public broadcasting 0.64

01:06:27.500 you can like on the tv

01:06:30.080 so yeah yeah probably like once a week for probably years

01:06:34.040 and and some people probably only recorded some episodes and just put it up like i'm imagining the psychology of putting this up initially on youtube as like they're probably oh yeah andrew

01:06:44.300 show oh your kid loves that too yeah i actually got this thing called youtube i put it on my channel

01:06:48.260 and i'm not kidding other people for there i'm not i'm not i'm not remotely joking i am putting out a bounty right now 0.98

01:06:53.520 if anyone can find the masters to andrew show i'll give you a thousand dollars but i want the fucking master 0.98

01:06:59.360 make that tweet make that tweet on your account 0.91

01:07:02.160 clip of andrew show anyone who can find me the cash reward a thousand dollars whoever

01:07:07.700 can we imagine a legit journalist with your reach that are like 0.98

01:07:11.660 can we get the lost tapes no you guys don't understand i'm trying to profit off this shit 0.99

01:07:20.860 because if i can actually own the masters for a thousand bucks dude i think i can fucking mark 0.99

01:07:24.920 them up and sell them i can sell them to fucking your mom's house and everything else you know 1.00

01:07:28.400 what they did to michael jackson right when he tried to buy his own shit 1.00

01:07:30.980 no doze razor 0.98

01:07:32.780 dude dude i can't i want to be there the moment like adult andrew is like i got i got rid of all

01:07:44.120 that and then clint's like give me um he's like what it just starts going it just starts going viral 0.96

01:07:50.340 and he's like i'm behind me dude dude imagine imagine if we like completely fuck over the kid's 0.96

01:07:55.940 life he passes back to haunt me he's like he's like a he's a high school basketball coach in the 0.77

01:08:01.540 inner city now i'm so sorry god it's an awesome job i'm sorry i said all that they were paying me so 0.72

01:08:09.480 much money i was just i was just doing it for the chick my dad used to beat the shit out of me 0.98

01:08:13.680 i was eight years old are you gonna really hold it responsible it is very possible that andrew is

01:08:19.280 doing something and we could by like exposing him make headlines because he would get fired it

01:08:24.480 would be one of those like canceled like someone just got canceled from big big brother right for 0.96

01:08:28.860 saying nigger or some shit like that i don't know dude i don't want to do that to him but if we 0.96

01:08:33.720 do we can get him on the show this just didn't apologize how young is too young to ruin a man's 0.99

01:08:39.680 life for saying nigger dude do you think do you think he still has the lisp now in his 20s does he 1.00

01:08:47.080 still have it i just want to know if he's if he's still this opposed to waste mixing oh dude yeah he

01:08:54.180 watches the videos and he's like man i really had something i wish we could have brought it to network

01:08:58.460 like they sold it to abc or they tried to sell it to abc and they're like no what

01:09:04.980 we all thought after the waco phenomenon this is the next new thing but you know this just wasn't

01:09:11.760 where the the public was going at that time i feel like i feel like he might have had a meeting with

01:09:17.920 comedy central and even then they called the cops it is very funny that 90s this isn't a parody

01:09:24.220 it could have swung either way right we could have went even further crazy towards like what the

01:09:28.660 90s were or to where we are now and if it would have went further crazy he would have been syndicated

01:09:33.000 on some kind of network deal it would have been like sesame street the andrew show that's what

01:09:37.360 you're watching honest to god like i put it in the same category as the tom green show like it's

01:09:42.260 the same energy i get it's like low quality production it fucking makes me really happy it makes 0.92

01:09:46.660 me laugh really hard it's basically the same thing dude i could see like adult swim picking it up

01:09:52.480 and then like three seasons in they have like a meeting they're like wait you weren't kidding 0.99

01:09:56.880 and they're like oh fuck oh shit that was real oh dude i'm not kidding it came weird shit they 0.99

01:10:06.840 have on there like you could go years without anyone catching on because they just probably 0.99

01:10:10.140 relight everything it seemed like that show wonder shows in like i'm not even like it seemed exactly

01:10:15.840 like it i wasn't i didn't think it was real at first what's kind of shows and now i gotta watch this

01:10:21.180 it's a great show yeah i have great news for you andy it's real this kid is actually raised by a

01:10:27.280 grand dragon wonder shows is like a parody kids show that's actually for adults top go or excuse me

01:10:34.120 to go ahead and play the next one real quick can we go out on uh toad this is a big ask for you as a

01:10:38.840 producer to you know actually do producing but could you uh could you find that uh that that video of

01:10:47.100 his sister singing it was beautiful that'd be great outro music i'd appreciate that i love that 0.99

01:10:51.120 toad uh quick quick request first off go fuck yourself second um could you please pull this up 0.99

01:10:57.200 i can i can find it so so wait are we actually are we going through all of the andrew episodes 1.00

01:11:02.400 no no no i like to go out i like to go out on random you want to go out on this bitch 1.00

01:11:06.540 yo do you know random you know him in real life mark random dude mark random yeah i've heard i've 0.97

01:11:12.100 never met him but i've i've heard the legend he's our homeboy it's our homeboy yeah i just want to

01:11:19.220 know like for someone that's met him in real life is the energy is frantic and crazy you know i've never

01:11:25.500 i've never met the guy i i and i feel better for it he seems like a lot like he seems oh yes he seems

01:11:32.160 like one of those he seems like one of those demons in a horror movie that you try to move houses but

01:11:36.740 you never get rid of them so i don't want to i just want to put good energy mark random you're

01:11:41.780 doing great like as long as you're confident just sometimes ignoring and not making a thing of it

01:11:46.140 he's completely chill because sometimes i'm like see a dm you're like that's crazy i'm not interacting

01:11:51.760 with that andy this is this is a true story he comes on our show and he starts telling the story

01:11:56.460 where he's like he's like guys i've been on fucking rap i've been on legion of skanks he's like 0.99

01:12:01.160 i had almost given up on comedy because i figured that there was no one out there that was 0.93

01:12:06.720 more offensive than me and then i came on this show and i was like i can still go deeper

01:12:11.360 i can still do better yeah and he was like totally genuine it was the most beautiful thing

01:12:16.660 yeah yeah he played a music video that he made it at auschwitz on our show and he was like this

01:12:20.980 wasn't hard enough at auschwitz yeah dude on the train tracks at auschwitz he sang a song bro

01:12:28.140 what was it was a it was a like a kind of a parody of another song and he's like about

01:12:32.380 it was uh it was us it was staying alive but it was like gas the jews or something 0.91

01:12:38.440 he's like he's got like a whole piece of video set up it auschwitz like that like but then he 0.89

01:12:42.660 like makes his own lyrics and it's like something it was like uh some weird shit about him being a 0.95

01:12:46.920 messiah gas the jews gas the jews that's pretty much it was yeah gas the jews i just looked i looked 0.95

01:12:52.140 on google it's like not coming up at all that shit's been removed so yeah he showed us his video 0.98

01:12:57.560 right yeah yeah andy what we might have he one of those dudes that like if you just let him go 0.82

01:13:03.120 he'll keep talking and when he's about to make a point his brain pivots so he can keep talking longer

01:13:09.160 one of those guys yeah but on this type of show you've noticed how like hectic and crazy it is

01:13:14.560 he will go on something and we'll just like cut him off and then keep and then like like re-guide

01:13:19.340 him into a different direction which i think is helpful for that type of person but he is that type

01:13:23.380 of dude that he'll he'll keep on going to the next he's like the ron paul of serial killers

01:13:27.280 like when when you know when ron when he was in the debates and he would get up to the end and

01:13:31.120 then he would kind of pivot to the next thing and you're like god you were so close but he that's

01:13:34.860 what he does but he also kills people mostly if you consider them people that's a that's i know this

01:13:41.440 is i feel like this show is right in his element for random that is no it's perfect dude it's his

01:13:46.280 energy all right uh to go ahead if you got it uh no maybe you don't uh well what well we have a

01:13:53.520 couple of things that we got how long do we got a vamp here this guy's the worst producer in the

01:13:57.680 world did you see we just gave him five legitimate minutes and he probably didn't even look at what

01:14:02.060 i'm trying to join like i'm trying to stay in the conversation it's better if you didn't

01:14:06.800 no no it's okay it's okay if you do that but like just have something cute it doesn't matter what it

01:14:12.320 this is before you get too upset toad just a peek behind the curtain this is just me putting on an

01:14:17.060 act messing with you because it's a funny thing to do in a comedy show to mess with the producer

01:14:20.820 so i'm breaking the don't let it go to your well i just feel like you're taking this to heart

01:14:25.440 i'm kind of catching that feeling i do i just want to reel you back in before you go that's the 0.93

01:14:30.180 hope he doesn't take it to his head i hope he takes it to his throat with no razor i might i very much

01:14:36.720 might i think that counts for multiple ad reads yo if we get paid based off of the the read we're 0.99

01:14:42.000 getting fucking buckets today oh yeah dude this is transgender woman demands ex-boyfriend to return 1.00

01:14:47.620 her testicles from his fridge well then i've read everything that's a loaded sentence i'm keeping 1.00

01:14:52.560 those balls bitch you gave me yeah i mean yeah we could read the article we could watch the video 1.00

01:14:57.200 you tell me video i don't care enough to look i'm just done with this whole thing because i can't do 1.00

01:15:02.180 her test her testicles i can't do it how come they let you keep your testicles but i couldn't keep 1.00

01:15:06.140 my dogs that's like or your foreskin it's tragic well no i still got a mind player well not you 1.00

01:15:13.360 you're you're perfect i'm talking about everybody else no clint you're like getting at a good point 0.99

01:15:17.500 where it's just like it gets to a point where you're like what are we fucking doing like why is 0.78

01:15:21.920 this a headline can we like can like can one well it's the new york post so they're probably like oh 0.90

01:15:27.760 this is gonna fucking hit we fucking right yeah yeah it's like it's it's i'm i'm i've hit a line where 0.97

01:15:34.960 you say this thing and then it's like but no we have to be like polite you go no that's full-blown 0.99

01:15:41.040 retarded like without question the new york post is an interesting legit is like 1984 shit like 0.98

01:15:46.880 newspeak like try to make it as confusing as possible but while still sort of being accurate 0.95

01:15:51.960 yeah well yeah the actual story here is yeah that this uh transgender woman uh who had their 0.99

01:15:58.680 balls removed was storing the balls in a jar in a refrigerator and the ex-boyfriend stole it from 0.99

01:16:06.760 them i guess and was and was from ham i suppose i mean this headline was written in a short bus

01:16:12.380 everybody knows it right it is crazy it's a true why would you why would you want to keep them

01:16:17.800 like do you think maybe they'll put them back maybe why do you want to cut them off i mean there's

01:16:22.100 lots of questions here todd there's no answers you're not dealing with mentally healthy people so 0.59

01:16:26.840 yeah it's it's crazy to let them keep it like yeah it's yeah it is crazy too to like go through

01:16:33.180 all that and to be like i kind of want to keep them it's like i think you should have to eat them

01:16:38.020 wait a minute like i think if you're if you're committed prove it prove it okay those are faggy 0.99

01:16:46.520 mountain oysters i don't know i'm sorry hold on a second pretty fucking good we actually uh there was 1.00

01:16:54.140 actually a video on would you make the girls would you make the girls eat their tits after they cut 0.99

01:16:59.300 them off how would you fry them like i think toad would eat them raw what do they do with them after 1.00

01:17:06.580 i don't know stem cell treatment or some shit i don't fucking know bro what what's happening 1.00

01:17:13.020 why is everyone chopping their shit up there's a market probably for like cut off tits like you 1.00

01:17:18.140 know this was like it was like obscenely rare when i was growing up actually you're cooking with fire 0.99

01:17:23.720 there top there might be a business opportunity there told if you could buy if you could buy cut off 0.93

01:17:28.100 tits and then you can go online you could scroll the website double a's no i'm something like

01:17:32.520 around a flashlight no no they would be mounted like they'd be mounted real fleshlights oh yeah 0.99

01:17:41.540 taxidermy yeah right dude yeah get a get a fleshlight that's actually made of yeah like a pussy 1.00

01:17:47.140 oh well same whatever i mean you can titty fuck some real titties you can fucking 1.00

01:17:52.140 no no pussy no flashlight no for me man it's gotta it's gotta be attached to a real living woman 1.00

01:17:57.940 that's not true your life hasn't proven that out forget about the sexual aspect just to have 1.00

01:18:04.280 it in your house like for as i'm in a man cave if i had like a man cave and i could buy real 0.99

01:18:08.900 taxidermy tits and just hang one like you know you point at the wall you point at the wall and you're 1.00

01:18:13.900 like yeah that's bob's tits over there oh yeah i enjoy i made some nice tomato soup with my uh skulls 0.99

01:18:21.400 my enemy uh maybe maybe maybe it could it could be like a trophy dude maybe it's like a trophy like 0.98

01:18:27.900 when you know when you go out hunting animals or whatever and then you like mount them on your wall 0.94

01:18:31.240 you can do that i literally just said that i feel like i'm did you god damn it everybody heard me 0.98

01:18:35.060 right yeah yeah it's okay you guys ever see the stuff that came from ed gaines uh fucking like all 0.98

01:18:40.840 the weird body shit he did he was like one of the original serial killers yeah it did like he's 0.92

01:18:45.820 inspiration for a ton of like famous movies and like i'm pretty sure he's very inspirational 0.93

01:18:50.500 yeah it's at one point literally it was kind of like a big coat yeah yeah he inspired dope suit

01:18:57.700 yeah he inspired what he was about yo yo you should wear that top when you go on when you go on

01:19:04.000 iRL you gotta wear that a titsuit you know it'd be dope a titsuit would be fine but you're like why

01:19:10.720 are you wearing a helmet though like the helmet still have the hard hat yeah still has the hard

01:19:14.920 hat and the titsuit andy i have an important question for you you feel you you seem to me

01:19:19.780 like a guy who would love b-movies am i am i off base like the jerry seinfeld one no no no b-movies

01:19:26.980 b-movies like like oh jesus christ i got that i liked it i don't know like like you know the

01:19:34.020 we're having fun over here uh no like you know the movies that like eric roberts started in the 90s

01:19:38.740 or like van damme late in his career like the shit movies that like most of them go to vhs straight 0.53

01:19:43.620 away oh yeah sure yeah okay okay do you ever see uh well first off do you like those movies

01:19:48.640 because i i used to love them growing up yeah i don't get like i don't get deep into them but i

01:19:52.640 enjoy them you can fucks with them all right all right so there was a movie i think 0.63

01:19:56.840 it's one of like the most underrated movies of all time called uh i think it's the most dangerous 0.94

01:20:00.840 game where you you get paid like they pay these desperate people to voluntarily enter this

01:20:07.660 competition where wealthy people hunt them like yeah it's it's based off a story from like long

01:20:13.620 ago like a written tale oh okay well regardless i just wanted to know your guys price tags like

01:20:19.860 like you have a chance to survive where do you like but you have to you have to survive the most

01:20:25.260 dangerous game what what do i get that do i get anything to start with uh in the movie i don't

01:20:32.760 believe so and then what is it like a day like are you allowed 24 hours you can't yeah yeah yeah you

01:20:39.020 can kill back you can yeah but you're but they are coming after you with an arsenal and you have

01:20:43.380 nothing right i think you're in the woods i mean it depends i need some known some more of the

01:20:48.860 minutiae of the logistics but generally speaking i think a day in the woods trying to evade someone

01:20:52.920 like if you have big enough woods it's a whole squad bro it's a whole squad oh yeah dude i don't

01:20:59.080 know that that changes things doesn't it yeah i mean you could probably find some dope harding spots

01:21:04.520 but still like that's yeah i have to know what kind of so they remade it if you guys have amazon prime

01:21:10.060 they remade it it's still called the same thing the most dangerous game and they revamped it it's got

01:21:13.820 the dude who goes like you have jews under your floorboard and that uh christoph waltz yeah yeah it's a

01:21:19.840 fucking awesome movie i maybe it's maybe it was him maybe it wasn't i don't know i can't remember 0.82

01:21:23.440 it doesn't matter not the point uh the point is the last time you suggested a movie it changed my 0.99

01:21:28.140 life i know dude i'm fucking i'm like the movie whisperer triple r is fucking the shit it's so 1.00

01:21:34.380 fucking i want i'm gonna re-watch it tonight it's that good all right so watch it so the the 0.99

01:21:38.300 remake have you seen this one wait which movie triple r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r 0.99

01:21:44.840 bro it's on netflix it's a bollywood movie and it's the fucking greatest shit you'll ever see in 0.96

01:21:49.040 your life all right oh okay so the remake of the most dangerous game instead of just being thrown 1.00

01:21:54.560 in the woods and you just got to survive now they give you a cell phone and the motherfucker 0.97

01:21:59.060 give gives out uh gps coordinates every hour you have these four like specialized hitmen that have 0.98

01:22:04.840 paid an outrageous sum but every hour you survive it increases uh i think it was exponentially so you 0.83

01:22:10.980 end up walking away with like fucking 12 million dollars at the end of 24 hours something crazy like 0.95

01:22:14.340 that that's it it's all right so you wouldn't do it for 12 million all right i've got the price tag 0.97

01:22:19.580 my life is priceless clint well that's remarkable for you to say is it 12 million if you survive

01:22:28.780 you know you gotta survive the 24 hours dude oh i'm just i would need a lot i would need a lot

01:22:34.080 because there's a good chance i'm dying i need show money exactly i need show money they have dogs

01:22:38.880 no no dogs no dad i know i really think i'd be able to create like in a generic kind of

01:22:47.120 wilderness environment like you probably could find a pretty damn dope hiding spot and if they

01:22:51.460 don't have a way to root you out in the remake what i feel like you didn't hear me he has a cell phone 0.61

01:22:55.780 on him that goes off with gps once an hour oh i was i kind of zoned you out for a while that's like

01:23:02.280 that's like you're very very high it's okay it's understandable that's like cheating though

01:23:06.020 well it's not cheating it's the rules of the game yeah no no way if you're getting pinged every 1.00

01:23:11.260 hour that's yeah yeah you're fucked that you're fucked that's a nightmare yeah i'm not doing it 1.00

01:23:15.400 for any price tag but i figured toad with his suicidal tendencies was going to be like 1.00

01:23:18.360 a million fuck it you know gpsing absolutely not game changer absolutely toad's like just have coffee 1.00

01:23:24.520 when i get there i just want to die that's he's drinking dude yeah i drink so much coffee that's 1.00

01:23:32.880 that's probably going to actually be my death now this this is there breakfast i just need

01:23:36.740 breakfast okay this i'll do it for breakfast and a cup of coffee now this i'm gonna share this 0.99

01:23:43.600 this tranny that we were just talking about who had their balls in the refrigerator there's a video 1.00

01:23:49.060 of them called the unboxing of d's nuts where they're literally unboxing their own testicles 0.99

01:23:55.620 um i don't i don't if we play that we will almost i mean we should lose this channel anyways based

01:24:00.880 up of what we've said tonight but like that just not that interested in that video content

01:24:04.320 really yeah i'd rather not see it if i'm being totally honest yeah let's do this content see

01:24:08.500 what this is about okay fast food restaurant sparks outrage with ann frank burger and hitler fries

01:24:15.040 all right hey before we read what it actually is what would you guys call these oh like what what are

01:24:20.800 they even hinting at don't read the rest of that line because it tells you are they german is this a

01:24:25.740 german restaurant like no it's it's in argentina but yeah maybe they are german yeah they're probably

01:24:30.560 nazi descendants oh they're definitely german yeah like i went to this this soup place that it's 0.97

01:24:35.020 called super saiyan and the whole thing is like all around dragon bowl z shit is this like a theme 0.88

01:24:39.680 restaurant is that what you're asking no no i'm asking you like specifically i think what is an 0.70

01:24:44.520 ann frank burger what is a hitler fries what's in it yeah well i'm wondering it has to be a thing

01:24:50.220 well first of all why isn't the ann frank a hot dog the hitler fries they don't fry burger just

01:24:55.900 make a normal burger and be like just kidding nothing really special about this one uh the the

01:25:01.900 the ann frank burger the ann frank burger they cook it and then they go sorry we cooked it too long

01:25:07.820 it's not it's burnt well they are they obviously they obviously uh they obviously they obviously

01:25:14.620 well done burger that's it that's the entire bit sorry we we we killed your burger

01:25:20.460 but we had this cool diary the ann frank burger uh actually diary that the chicken sandwich made up

01:25:30.300 banger oh my god uh yeah the ann frank burger you actually have to go find it first yeah i was

01:25:45.820 gonna say the hitler fries you cook in the oven that's what i got there i don't know i don't really

01:25:50.060 have any other angles than maybe using blackened seasoning i don't know

01:25:55.180 so wait what is that what is that other line say can you read that

01:25:57.260 what what is that oh it says the eatery in argentina offered the adolf cheese and bacon

01:26:03.260 covered french fries that's not an adolf as a side to their no it is not anna frank hamburger

01:26:09.740 and i have no additional details bun they just did the two little pieces of uh it and kind of gave him

01:26:15.180 that and they could even do a little side you know hair thingy like make it do a little design on the 0.77

01:26:18.940 bun and make it look they could do honestly like they could do like a red bull infused drink to be

01:26:23.740 like the meth they gave the soldiers

01:26:29.740 yeah yeah the the hitler fries is just like french fries with a side of syphilis it's like oh geez

01:26:36.300 do the um the and the and frank burger is apparently only 3.5 ounces of beef so it's completely emaciated 1.00

01:26:43.740 oh that's the shit dude you're such a scumbag you're off the show that was stupid that was too 1.00

01:26:50.300 up dude that's crazy i'm not even joking it's lazy oh it was it's lazy wait is it really like a smaller 1.00

01:26:58.300 burger yeah no are there pictures oh dude i thought he just made that up that's crazy

01:27:03.740 oh that's that's awful that's do you actually have these details it's like what do you call

01:27:09.500 it burgers the slider it's a little slider all right well if you i have a details tell us the

01:27:14.140 hitler fries what i have i i well they're hitler oh if they serve you sliders there's one slider

01:27:19.020 missing and you're like where's my last slider and the cashier's like i'm not going to tell you

01:27:23.260 here i'll uh you'll have to find it here i i got it up i'll share it there's there's a picture of the

01:27:28.300 burger on this uh they serve you the burgers from the floorboard like you gotta you know there's

01:27:36.060 there's clues in the diary but then there's actually no there's no and frank burger at the end of it

01:27:40.700 oh man so yeah so and frank so it's a lot of bun very little meat interesting exactly are they

01:27:48.540 implying that she had a donk yeah that's fucking creepy what a weird thing to imply apparently there's 0.99

01:27:56.300 a lot of sexual writings in her fucking diary which is weird too yeah wasn't she 12 i don't know 1.00

01:28:01.740 the age thing is where we get into like the truth or and frank stuff and the restaurant is 0.99

01:28:06.140 called was she young she wasn't real top you 0.93

01:28:13.900 maybe the and frank burger is a kid's meal and frank was like the first sting operation for that

01:28:19.820 catch a predator show the crazy thing is that when you look into the and frank story it is complete 0.90

01:28:24.700 bullshit is what it seems like like wasn't that i don't i don't know enough to to really say i 0.92

01:28:30.140 haven't you know put that to heart as much as some people have but like when you dig it you're like 0.99

01:28:35.340 oh and frank story does seem like yo please read that to me oh they have an adolf a gangas and a 0.80

01:28:40.860 benito mussolini yeah this place is fucking dope dude oh yeah where is this place argentina it's in 0.95

01:28:48.220 argentina it's called honky donkey yo when we make place you find florida when we make crazy money from 0.98

01:28:54.060 the show we're gonna go fucking record live at whatever this place is i hope to god i get 0.97

01:28:58.940 canceled someday over and frank comments because i know there'll be so many autists will come to my 0.99

01:29:03.420 fucking rescue of like nah uh here's the receipts bitch probably put and frank back into the into like 1.00

01:29:12.460 the public dialect you like try to cancel me came back stronger i was right mother did you did you 0.99

01:29:17.980 ever tell us what the hitler fries were because i'm dying of curiosity i think it was just bacon and

01:29:22.300 we know that yeah they're bacon cheese fries yeah oh i thought i was thinking that was a burger

01:29:26.540 are they naming it like a kid's menu like the chicken nuggets or spider-man

01:29:32.620 yeah the racist won't eat their food unless it has a fun name to it

01:29:35.900 well yeah dude they're saying that anne frank is a hero that's you know you're idolizing her by

01:29:44.940 by naming one of your food items after oh i thought it was just like you're doing with the hitler

01:29:48.780 fries i like holocaust victims that don't die open up a sandwich shop and like all the heroes are

01:29:55.260 named different like brutal dictators because they're all our heroes that's actually yeah we can do that

01:30:01.900 all right all right what's we got i want to play that uh play that racist uh folk music i'd like

01:30:07.580 to do that i want to hear that the racist folk music the the actual videos of them are not them

01:30:13.580 playing any of their racist songs though so do you yeah don't don't don't no don't do that don't do

01:30:18.060 that just just please please one more video so we can get out of here uh we got while we while we 0.98

01:30:25.820 wait let's do plugs fuck it yeah that's not plugs that's plugs handy where can we find 0.70

01:30:31.820 it uh you can check me actually this weekend is this yeah this is live this weekend if you're in 0.98

01:30:37.900 tennessee or in alabama i will be on summer porch tour robbie the fire bernstein go check him out

01:30:44.060 robbie the fire.com uh get those tickets come hang out with us this weekend and also i got a comedy

01:30:49.660 podcast called panties in the mouth uh if you listen to if you listen to music back in the day and

01:30:54.940 went to warp tour a couple times i got a music podcast you'll like called drag the lake and if you

01:30:59.260 want to hear me if you want to hear me rant about uh if you want to hear me rant about politics and 0.94

01:31:06.060 shit go check out no more heroes that's my shit and uh andy mile free on social media you have 0.99

01:31:11.420 three podcasts my god man my god yeah clint russell host of liberty lockdown co-host of tower gang 0.99

01:31:18.940 follow me on twitter at liberty lock pod and check out the two episodes i did of irl monday tuesday

01:31:23.420 i the tuesday one with tom finton was particularly good because i was in the groove i had crazy

01:31:29.180 anxiety on monday by tuesday i was like i don't give a fuck about nothing this is super easy so that 0.83

01:31:33.660 was fun um and tomorrow i have on the q anon shaman uh jacob chansley and after that i have another

01:31:41.260 big guest that i'm blanking on max blumenthal who was supposed to debate rfk but rfk backed out

01:31:45.900 because he's a bitch and then next week i have dave smith on for episode three hundo of liberty 0.99

01:31:51.580 lockdown sounds like clint catching my sloppy seconds i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i've 0.99

01:31:58.220 been doing that for years too uh we trade off very i was so dude i was so pissed when i saw that 0.98

01:32:04.940 fucking malice head on uh chansley today i was like god damn it i lost it by a day yeah jose doesn't 0.98

01:32:10.460 count you guys can catch me at top he's not my competition dude uh i wasn't thinking like that 0.99

01:32:20.220 i'm sorry the q anon shaman he was he was on the mises caucus podcast so anybody will have him on at

01:32:25.340 this point but no i'm jose galison of the no way jose show i was as i was alluding to with my joking i

01:32:31.340 was on timcast last week uh so check that out it was a fun episode kind of silly stories so it was a

01:32:37.180 lot of you know just silly goofing off surprisingly was actually kind of funny episode uh yeah uh like

01:32:42.620 said no way jose show i have thursday i'm digging starting to dig deep into the columbine and then

01:32:48.380 the following week uh i have on a lady who wrote a whole book about rfk seniors assassination and i

01:32:57.100 guess she's friends with rk jr so she's uh she definitely thinks sirhan sirhan didn't do it so i'm

01:33:02.700 looking forward digging into that so uh follow me on twitter at tower gang jose why don't you just

01:33:07.100 go like full sandy hook jr oh i if i can find someone worth talking to about i'll totally do it

01:33:12.620 i really i 100 will i think there was something screwy there i don't think it was entirely what

01:33:17.420 alex jones may have been alluding to we need to have articles written about us and you need to be

01:33:21.340 the sandy hook guy yeah that needs to be your thing i ironically will you know have someone on and i

01:33:27.420 can handle that in a way that i go well uh i'm taking your word some of four i'll look into some of the

01:33:32.140 stuff you'll say you guys yeah take what you want from this i believe it yeah i believe it

01:33:41.020 listen catch me at toplobson.com buy some t-shirts there uh merch engine.com check out uh we picked

01:33:47.500 up revenge of the cyst they're doing really well we got legion of skanks part of the problem all that 1.00

01:33:52.220 shit we're selling from there so go there buy some stuff on friday we're gonna be on me clint and cole 0.83

01:33:58.540 we'll be on with elijah shaffer on his show slightly offensive go there check us out there 0.97

01:34:03.980 and sunday i got another episode of the top lops show coming for you it's a conspiracy we're gonna 0.85

01:34:08.140 have mika dank on and we're gonna talk some like astro theology and crazy shit it's gonna go deep 0.94

01:34:13.740 we're gonna go to a place that clint didn't go when he had him on 0.98

01:34:17.420 yeah because because homeboy was spitting nothing but nonsense and it's micah micah dank

01:34:23.580 that's that's micah dank well terrible name no there's actually it is actually interesting i'm

01:34:29.580 just fucking around but i also don't buy like 80 of it but it is interesting yeah it is interesting 0.86

01:34:34.620 but it's very weird when you're like yeah this is my show that i cover fed corruption and typical 0.97

01:34:39.100 political analysis let's talk about the stars have to say it was it was in the first year it was in

01:34:46.620 the first no no no it was in the first year of my show so i was like still i was just wanting

01:34:50.700 something to spice it up do something new and i was like dude all right that ain't my

01:34:54.060 shit that's not what i do my top favorite episodes of liberty lockdown are that episode

01:34:58.700 and the one where you had that ufo dude on yeah it was wild i was like yo that that episode was 0.92

01:35:03.660 actually really interesting that guy was like blowing my mind you should try and get him on

01:35:07.580 i was talking to richard nixon and he looked at me and he's an alien i'm like yo

01:35:13.980 wait who's this guy that sounds like what i need yeah he i had him on like i don't know six

01:35:19.580 months ago maybe a year ago and uh and he he wrote he was like the star of some like one of

01:35:24.540 the biggest ufo shows on sci-fi for fucking 15 years or something crazy like that wrote a bunch 0.84

01:35:29.580 of books but he he he wrote this book like the history of ufos and or presidents and ufos us

01:35:35.180 presidents and ufos and he just talks about all of the the stories and like allegedly he's got source

01:35:40.860 material to prove it all out where all of these fucking presidents either like had hard evidence that 0.95

01:35:45.420 aliens were real or they like literally had encounters with but he seems dead serious so 0.97

01:35:51.740 rife in that fucking those circles i know i know he legit could be some sort of level of informant 0.97

01:35:57.420 asset like it's so ridiculous when you dig into i've been wanting to kick around the idea of doing 0.99

01:36:01.500 an episode on this on like the miss info because it's nuts the crazy shit they used to do to people 0.80

01:36:05.900 in like the 50s 60s 70s probably still kept doing but we don't really have like bulletproof sources and

01:36:11.020 a lot of this stuff but it was wild that the goose chases they would send these people on and

01:36:14.940 and then have their own people who are experts that would be like i can prove this and like oh but it's

01:36:18.780 a you know a government document that obviously the government made for you or whatever it got into

01:36:23.420 weird schizo psycho territory real top i'm i'm surprised that my favorite the fit your favorite

01:36:28.220 episode of my show isn't laura logan because she went fucking hard in the paint dude like an hour 1.00

01:36:33.660 straight of just like the craziest conspiracy theories it was amazing let me tell you why these people drink 0.76

01:36:37.740 baby's blood i i'm sorry by the way tower getting tone on twitter tower getting pod everywhere you

01:36:44.540 know where to find us not on youtube at the moment and sign up for the locals um tower game.locals.com

01:36:51.420 and if people are in boston i'm at legion of skanks on friday which is why i'm not on elijah

01:36:56.300 shafer's show again give him a wedgie if you see him yeah that's right hopefully people recognize me

01:37:02.460 using a doe razor if you're going to take him out please please do all right are we uh

01:37:10.380 let's get out of here on this video or whatever the this is oh yeah yo this is going to be remixed

01:37:15.340 into some like bangers i feel it already oh kensington kensington i i don't know what this

01:37:20.220 video is exactly she's obviously on crack let's let's find out i thought crackalicious um this isn't

01:37:29.260 like the whole parody it's just i'm just giving you a max max of volume i don't think you're ready for

01:37:35.020 this headache i don't think you're ready for this headache i don't think you're ready for this because

01:37:40.700 my eyes too crackalicious for you babe okay look we got pure talent and there's more where that came

01:37:50.380 from so stick around we got you covered that's hidden gem in the badlands we're going to get her 1.00

01:37:57.020 discovered to the whole world stay crack whore pimp trying out new ways to sell his merch i think that 0.96

01:38:03.660 was andrew tate right behind the camera oh dude he's got a new girl for his stable that's dude 0.98

01:38:09.980 that's me that's meaner than bum fights like dude do you think that is right to like get her to sing 1.00

01:38:17.340 and then be like you're so good at that do you want more crack guys show idea american idol but it's

01:38:24.540 only cracking yo my entire question about this this video is has there been 0.96

01:38:31.740 more views on that tick tock than dicks in her mouth and i really don't know the answer well 1.00

01:38:36.860 did what do you think do you think dudes fuck her in that uh hole that's in her shoulder 1.00

01:38:42.220 with a no-do razor jesus christ yeah what is that hole in her shoulder i don't know i don't know 1.00

01:38:49.420 i don't know jesus you know how like how hard it was for me to even attempt to make a joke about

01:38:54.940 that video it's so sad like this is why something makes me so sad that's what i put on the show

01:39:01.020 crazy we're stretching no no no today andy yeah top top sent it to us and he's like he's like look

01:39:06.940 this is really up but we can make this funny

01:39:14.060 like an extreme sense of sadness just bring me down and i said i think i let me send it to the

01:39:19.660 boys because i think we could do something good with that we have to power through i don't think

01:39:23.260 we can everybody's so sad i'm not i was like

01:39:30.620 it's like the look that she gives after she finishes the song and she's like

01:39:35.020 was that is that good and the guy's just oh god it's so sad on so many levels

01:39:39.980 and the guy sounds like the guy sounds like he like has a house and stuff you know what i mean

01:39:46.140 like you can you can hear home ownership in his voice so he's just like baby girl you're so good

01:39:52.300 at this you want more crack no hey hey real talk real talk though like in the article that this came

01:39:57.900 from i found the tiktok video but in the article um it's it's a like a picture of him taking that 0.90

01:40:03.660 video and behind it is like professional camera shit set up so like they were doing some pro 0.66

01:40:09.500 shit it's not just with the camera yeah so like it's it's like that crazy so he said he has 0.98

01:40:13.820 thousands of dollars out there just cannot be stamped down dude were they shooting tiktoks for 0.99

01:40:18.940 what was it small white underbelly or whatever that youtube channel is dude i legit think that

01:40:23.580 like the person taking that video is worse than the crackhead on the street by like

01:40:27.820 by oh yeah infinite margin i respect the hustle honestly oh wow i could not disagree more that 0.97

01:40:33.740 dude that dude goes straight to hell you go to hell if you do that yeah on one of the tiktoks someone 0.90

01:40:40.620 was like under the comments they were like oh i know sandy for a long time she's so sweet 0.99

01:40:44.780 and i was like how long they've been plotting on this bitch sandy like he knows sandy he was like 1.00

01:40:49.340 he passes by sandy every day they know her name yeah their first name basis oh yeah that's that's 0.99

01:40:57.260 it's so premeditated is what makes it dark they're like i bet you i can get that 0.99

01:41:00.780 bitch sandy to go viral they call her sandy because her blowjobs are so gritty oh how old 1.00

01:41:07.660 do you think she is i mean she's like you with crackheads it's like she could be 25 or 50. 1.00

01:41:11.580 what the fuck man bring her up again oh please don't 1.00

01:41:17.260 oh god sandy sandy oh yeah i forgot i was able to like you know phase that out and just think of 1.00

01:41:24.140 the funny but now i'm looking at the you see the professional camera right yeah that's the part

01:41:29.900 that really makes it up for me because it's like bring it it's ah i don't even know otherwise it's

01:41:34.940 just like oh she's just you know okay would you andy jesus oh my god dude that's so crazy 1.00

01:41:44.620 would you he got away with he got away with nigger faggot would you do not get away with this one 1.00

01:41:50.220 there there are guys paying to do that not much that's like yeah is that a bullet wound like honestly 1.00

01:41:59.020 i think it literally is a where she's injected multiple times and started

01:42:04.300 what's wrong with her belly i don't think i i don't think i could like even like there's no way 1.00

01:42:09.420 through that i would rather play the most dangerous game for free than fuck this chick 1.00

01:42:14.540 because this is the most dangerous game right she has like a it's like a really unfortunate physique 1.00

01:42:23.100 to that to be like this strung out like she could be built different and still not look this awful 0.96

01:42:28.380 but she looked like even if she was like straight she would look awful look at her titties they're 1.00

01:42:32.300 horrible they're like you know you know what's wild they don't like wild about it is like in her 0.88

01:42:36.300 condition she's like i'm gonna crush this tube top she's built like she's built like forest mommy 1.00

01:42:42.780 oh no oh my god oh my god oh that's too far 0.58

01:42:51.980 oh my god that's too far top yeah we could say that would be like if she became a crackhead that 1.00

01:42:58.300 would be a build you'd have that's not even really that mean if she became a crackhead that would have 1.00

01:43:02.940 to bring it back it's trying to really end dude we found it it's been it's been like three years

01:43:10.300 andy and we figured out the line i guess that's the line we found the line she's a nice lady okay 0.89

01:43:17.020 all right hey mark random i know you're watching this right now i'm i'm giving you a homework

01:43:20.540 assignment you have to create five minutes of material that makes this funny because i don't

01:43:23.980 think you can do it oh my god i want to make random our on the ground guy on the beat and now to mark

01:43:29.420 random let me hear this beautiful jingle from this uh crackhead do you think do you think it's a 0.99

01:43:35.980 do you think do you think it's a coincidence that she has a pearl necklace yo gas digital is dumb as 1.00

01:43:41.500 fuck for not making mark random like the on the ground dude that goes straight up interviews 0.99

01:43:46.300 prostitutes it's like how how long do you think that mark random could survive doing that gig though 1.00

01:43:52.300 he's interviewing prostitutes he would thrive in that what do you mean survive yeah 0.99

01:43:55.820 but like how how much longer do you think we have mark in our world though because like dude i think

01:44:00.860 that would make him stick around longer because he would then have a sense of purpose yeah like i'm

01:44:05.100 just going around doing what i want to do and getting paid to do it you know what jose when you're

01:44:09.420 right you're right listen mark mark random here's what i do i'd have mark random sitting in a kitchen

01:44:15.580 just like chris hansen lights off maybe one light just on him and then but it's not like pedophiles but

01:44:21.740 then like you're making a comedy show all right now you're here let's go through some topics the

01:44:26.140 hooker walks in the room and like she doesn't quite know what's going on he's like have a seat 0.94

01:44:31.580 you know keep the microphone and just interviews her for an hour i think this is a great show 1.00

01:44:38.700 to catch a crack whore yeah yo he does he does to catch a crack whore but then he also he lures in 0.99

01:44:43.740 pedophiles but then like instead of calling the cops he says i'm gonna do five minutes to stand up 0.98

01:44:48.780 and you have to not laugh if you laugh i call the cops i like the better idea of like making

01:44:53.580 him do a comedy show with you and you have a producer that brings up clips that you're supposed

01:44:57.020 to riff on and be like come on man like you know you just make random pedos have to riff that's awesome

01:45:05.500 he needs to set up a comedy club in the tunnels and do stand-up for mole people but can you imagine 1.00

01:45:11.500 this guy's butt that whole life crushed around him and you're like so what do you think about 0.72

01:45:15.340 biden falling down pretty funny right do we really need more libertarian podcasts though 0.83

01:45:21.580 no that's why we are not one uh and mark randa by the way we give him a sense of purpose because he

01:45:28.300 is credited in every one of our episodes and he does our awesome outro yep speaking of way into ending

01:45:34.140 the show thank you guys so much for tuning in make sure you support andy malafarina he is doing

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