Tower Gang - Ep 135 - Squashed Abbos w⧸ Elijah Schaffer

00:00:00.000 Oh, there it is.

00:00:01.380 It's Cowagay Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:15.520 What's up, retards?

00:00:17.380 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:00:19.080 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:00:22.000 ...mussy.

00:00:24.120 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner?

00:00:26.820 I don't know.

00:00:27.160 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:00:31.040 Woe is me, I'm retarded.

00:00:33.400 Have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like...

00:00:36.960 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:00:41.700 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:00:45.480 You fucking asshole.

00:00:47.800 Toad's on fire.

00:00:49.120 She was a 10 in real life.

00:00:50.560 She's like a dead 8.

00:00:54.120 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:00:55.460 Donald Trump.

00:00:56.120 Come on, Tower Gang.

00:00:57.860 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:01:00.500 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:01:07.540 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:09.320 This shit is retarded.

00:01:10.160 Wee!

00:01:12.460 Wee!

00:01:16.860 I've been married long time ago

00:01:18.260 Where did you come from?

00:01:19.500 Where did you go?

00:01:20.220 Where did you come from Cotton Eye Joe?

00:01:22.120 Wee!

00:01:22.460 I've been married long time ago

00:01:25.540 Where did you come from, where did you go?

00:01:27.600 Where did you come from, Cardinal Joe?

00:01:36.460 Well, I've been there for a long time ago

00:01:40.140 Where did you come from, where did you go?

00:01:42.160 Where did you come from, Cardinal Joe?

00:01:43.980 Well, I've been there for a long time ago

00:01:47.440 Where did you come from, where did you go?

00:01:49.500 Where did you come from, Cardinal Joe?

00:01:55.540 what's up fellow racists xenophobes and anti-semites i don't know if you can hear that

00:02:11.220 i'm so excited i just got done masturbating to that video i finished on my leg

00:02:15.420 and uh you know we were just talking before we started the show about how much we love

00:02:19.820 uh jews and black people uh i'm joined live on tower gang pod by a bunch of faggots what's up guys

00:02:28.840 top lobster uh who was uh bottoming out for me uh last friday uh go ahead and introduce yourself

00:02:37.440 who are you and why is there a brown guy i am yeah i'm kind of light in this like i'm top lobster man

00:02:42.740 we don't do intros like that we got fucking toad over here to my left or whatever he's gay we got

00:02:47.480 jose to the left of him he's also gay we got cole at the bottom he's gay and our very special guest

00:02:53.720 mr elijah schaefer why are you on this show i invented gay like when you get become gay you

00:03:01.060 get infected by me i prick you at night you know what i mean it's like when you put your tooth

00:03:05.300 yeah it's like putting your tooth under the pillow and you get money but instead i'm in your bed and

00:03:09.640 you become gay so it's like a pretty nice uh bait and switch except for the fact that you end up with

00:03:14.660 like hiv or something i will say though by the way you're the guy biting off the foreskins

00:03:19.200 dude i'm not a i'm not a freaking uh you know like some sort of a uncivilized person i use a knife

00:03:28.780 right i mean i mean what do you think i'm doing when i'm circumcising my friends joe like oh josey

00:03:34.200 are we gonna call you josey today yeah he's the red-headed libertarian what's that josey

00:03:38.740 no josey uh wasn't it it was humane right i wouldn't use my teeth on you i wouldn't you know

00:03:45.180 no no it's it's funny you uh you went with josey and i don't even care i thought he was saying that

00:03:50.440 he he circumcised jose because she's always in the chat you know the red-headed libertarian

00:03:54.080 she's here every week for whatever fucking reason and i was like oh so not not just regular

00:03:58.860 circumcision with your teeth but female genital mutilation with your teeth this guy's a bad

00:04:03.000 motherfucker man i like my meat rare man i like it bloody you know so it's like dude

00:04:06.920 i thought it was funny that he messed up my name and whatever i don't care but that was the biggest

00:04:14.800 criticism i got going on timcast just a few days ago uh whenever we brought up vivek vivek i guess

00:04:20.680 you're supposed to be vivek but i i like they corrected me multiple times and at one point i was

00:04:25.260 just like yeah i'm gonna say vivek because i just like i know it sounds better and i don't care

00:04:30.880 and it was just funny looking through the comments like all the people upset like who

00:04:35.160 gives a fuck it's vivek it sounds less street shittery yes less street shittery it does it makes

00:04:41.640 him sound is he british does he have a british accent uh i don't know no he has ramaswami

00:04:47.720 ramaswami i don't know he sounds he sounds like an americanized indian so i don't know he sounds like

00:04:54.440 he's spewing diarrhea out of his mouth or something i don't know no it's out of his butt

00:04:58.800 it's his diet bro the guy's a vegetarian am i right i think he's uh he doesn't eat meat which is

00:05:04.280 like it is strange because desantis blows me and that's fine and i'm not even like i don't even

00:05:09.840 mind but i but i i don't think it's weird right i mean it's florida shit happens it's sunny you get

00:05:15.220 hot you get dizzy and you start doing you go to jay rubens house i need something cool and uh creamy

00:05:22.880 and lots lots of protein let me just suck some guys dude elijah is like the uh chuck norris of gay

00:05:28.200 like he uh gives he gives gay two monkey pox i can't believe elijah's trying to roast florida over

00:05:34.460 there when he's in australia with all these fucking abos what'd you call them abos that's so bad

00:05:39.720 florida squared without guns abos i don't know i don't know which minority is my least favorite

00:05:45.780 but i will say uh if i had for me if i had to choose it would probably abos would be up there

00:05:51.160 with my least favorite minority i feel like it's covered or black though but yeah go on well it's

00:05:56.100 because you're surrounded you're surrounded elijah why are they blonde why are some of them blonde what's

00:06:00.580 going on here oh because dude when a dude i mean brothers in prison will do each other and so

00:06:06.800 sometimes when you're desperate desperate colonization comes for desperate you know measures

00:06:10.560 there i some of the guys some of the brothers some of the uh edward clarks and people decided to go in

00:06:15.460 the bugger ho ho ho ho no giga uh holes you know that's like their names but it's true but they they

00:06:21.280 decided there's actually this real thing where they really started banging these uh these aboriginals

00:06:25.860 and what happens was uh that's where the fake story comes from about like the stolen generation

00:06:31.200 and the idea that like aboriginal kids were stolen from their parents a lot of the kids were like

00:06:36.400 mulatto type mix and they were sort of like rejected by the whites and rejected by the blacks

00:06:40.800 so then the christians like brought them into orphanages and like a lot of the kids were being

00:06:46.260 like raped and molested at like four or five years old and like killed and stuff and so they would like

00:06:51.100 remove kids from homes that were being molested and now the liberals cry about it they're like why

00:06:55.300 can't you just let the kids get molested by their parents like why did you try to help them and you

00:06:59.840 guys are so racist and like why would you ever like give a home to a kid that was just going to be like

00:07:04.260 killed by a rabid kangaroo because no one wanted him well how could christians be so evil and i gotta

00:07:09.280 say that to christians it's pretty evil shit trying to help children and stuff you should probably just

00:07:13.400 made sounds you just made the aboriginal go from like like i like a questionable i like i have i have a

00:07:18.880 lot of fun with them but now they might be my most favorite culture because it just sounds so

00:07:23.000 fucking before my favorite culture was jamaicans because jamaica's just clown shit retarded go to jamaica

00:07:29.320 but now i'm hearing about this kind of stuff they're just so they're just raping little kids

00:07:33.900 they're doing and they're beating women apparently in the streets yeah whatever we're gonna focus on

00:07:38.860 the negative zero toad yeah i'm looking at the glass half emptier i'm looking at the woman half beaten

00:07:45.620 dude aboriginal well it's actually a quarter beaten because when you're talking about half the value

00:07:51.340 of a human they weren't considered uh humans here until very recently which is really crazy

00:07:55.560 it is that's less than three-fifths that's crazy yes i know i know i know but i but i but i mean this

00:08:02.720 uh in a genuine way like it's gone so flipped crazy though that they went from not being considered

00:08:11.020 human it was just in the 1970s that uh the richest woman's here dad went on the news and talked about

00:08:18.180 his plan to like poison the water and genocide the rest of them in like western australia like i mean

00:08:22.620 we're like in the last 50 years planning mass genocides which is like now they're trying to

00:08:27.340 give them more billions of dollars and um and suck their uh dicks on in in uh senate and parliament

00:08:34.420 because they're basically doing this new thing called the voice which gives them a um ability

00:08:40.020 to override the constitution by the way i was gonna say i was gonna say it's like a it's like a voice

00:08:48.860 acting uh you know you have it ready to go i know you do is it hosted by adam levine let's let's get

00:08:55.000 into the mailbag oh wait real one thing one thing i got one to start for the star mailbag i got something

00:08:59.840 uh we actually have a super chat on rumble that's what i was about to say but go ahead

00:09:03.660 ribble bibble thank you no this is rumble it's not odyssey oh damn it even evon 626 says who in

00:09:11.620 the tower gang is the most niggardly i mean i'm i'm sicilian niggardly clint is a wigger i'm

00:09:18.700 literally part african so i don't know jose top star but niggardly is what like uh lazy or like

00:09:26.120 miserly almost that's exactly what the word is by the way it's an actual word we can't get

00:09:31.080 canceled for that it's it's it's how you feel after like a 40 of malt liquor you know what i mean

00:09:35.180 yeah you're not not quite productive but not violent enough yet that you could be an honorary

00:09:39.720 aboriginal you're like it's how you feel after you put your gun to your pregnant girl

00:09:43.660 you saw that too what's her name uh that that guy just got sentenced to 10 years today for

00:09:51.320 shooting megan the stallion in the foot oh yeah i saw that wait what yeah yeah

00:09:55.240 like two years ago this guy uh shot megan the stallion he just got 10 years on purpose

00:10:00.900 apparently she was being crazy and he was like defending himself and he shot her in the foot to

00:10:07.340 like get her away and now he got 10 years in prison and i just don't understand dude it's it's like

00:10:13.340 wherever you find the i love these like stupid bitch quotes like behind every strong man's an even

00:10:17.040 stronger woman it's like no behind the fall of any man is like three bitches like that's that's

00:10:22.460 literally it whenever you see some guy going down in his career or anything happening you'll find

00:10:26.400 rabid bitches behind it like like behind every strong man is a woman he could totally beat the

00:10:31.880 shit out so i don't know what you've done by the strong stuff also i didn't realize she got shot in

00:10:36.380 the foot and they didn't put her down that's pretty crazy oh man that was a good one though

00:10:42.800 he just literally was riffing off my glue factory okay but i did i honestly did i the glue factory

00:10:48.200 did but the uh when i heard in the shot in the foot i was like well well if uh if uh if cole's uh

00:10:55.700 aunt or grandmother any female member of uh his family saw her uh she would be dead yeah well i i by

00:11:02.040 the way i did confront my mom about this and she just i was like hey i told some of my friends about

00:11:06.600 you cut like killing the chicken with that and she was uh she got very defensive elijah doesn't

00:11:12.400 watch this show nobody watches this yeah sorry elijah i'll tell you nobody watches my show either

00:11:17.160 so it's like it's like a it's like a a show of people that nobody cares about but like that's why

00:11:21.880 everyone's always like hey how did it's like the most offensive thing when people say how does this

00:11:25.640 stay up on youtube and i you have to explain to them like well if people were watching it it probably

00:11:29.760 if people cared it's like you know we're really not that influential when we actually don't get

00:11:35.160 taken down that's that's why we're gone now we have more uh people in the live chat usually i'm

00:11:40.120 streaming from my channel which i don't even really stream and uh our channel got banned last week for

00:11:44.460 hate speech or i guess uh no it was uh no it was uh something about no i thought it was violence i

00:11:49.620 thought it was like um no no no no wait your youtube channel got banned last week well no one

00:11:56.240 one strike so you can't stream you can't post or stream for your week after that so where are we

00:12:01.280 are we on rumble right now yeah we're on rumble we're on odyssey and we're on youtube on my page

00:12:05.400 youtube channel and twitter but yeah because like nobody sent me that nobody sent me the link to the

00:12:10.120 stream to like put on my socials and i was like kind of confused figure it out did you see the

00:12:15.400 i was like where are we live top top was too busy i'm making that uh awesome intro by the way that intro

00:12:21.660 was like a million 911s i liked all right someone send elijah the link while top bring up that

00:12:27.100 beautiful aboriginal bean footage all right i don't know what happened with my uh with my mom i don't

00:12:34.560 know if you ever seen somebody i was trying to segue into mailbox mailbox oh it's a vagina that they put

00:12:43.020 their mail in now whatever so my mom uh butchers chickens by literally cutting their head off with

00:12:47.680 scissors uh but she also killed a baby pony which is what i was alluding to that also too

00:12:53.920 and she's also whatever yeah elijah just go ahead and go ahead and share this i put this up as a tweet

00:12:59.140 where are you oh shit that's like actually that's the best picture i've seen

00:13:04.600 do you know i'm i'm i'm pretty close okay what's uh so what's what's unironic is like i i uh i'm so i'm

00:13:13.520 gonna go speak at cpac australia in two weeks and they asked me for like a headshot and they were

00:13:19.120 like dude we like looked publicly and like most of these pictures of you were like just intentionally

00:13:23.600 trying to make you look like a bad person or we're just like memes of you retarded in a green helmet

00:13:27.920 like it's funny you get an email back from the organization like we just found like memes of you in

00:13:32.000 helmets and like and then like i should send them this one and be like hey here's a new picture

00:13:36.640 i can actually isolated i drew where is it today where is it this morning i'll send it it's on my

00:13:42.100 page so i'll i'll dm you i'm looking for you what's funny it's like i'm afraid of like also

00:13:46.720 oh here it is they're like all we found is like gay porn of you like that's all like we just like

00:13:52.460 we looked at your headshot and it's just actual cum shots like a dude it's like a bukkake on your

00:13:58.260 face that's all we got i mean sure i just want to know if i was good in it you know what i mean like

00:14:03.040 i just rate my performance because i'm looking at dude i didn't know you were an artist this is uh

00:14:07.060 oh yeah that's how that's the only reason people know who i am it's because i draw

00:14:11.180 that's one legendary i try to do as little drawing as possible like this is my whole business scheme

00:14:19.580 to just like become big enough doing personality stuff so i never have to draw again well he's very

00:14:24.420 annoying you know how hitler was an artist it's kind of like my hatred it drives me we we got another

00:14:31.020 super chat uh i don't know same guy uh come on all right it's only two dollars at a time

00:14:38.400 fully up to you i don't even know the backstory i don't care honestly what is the full entire

00:14:43.260 story behind what happened to blaze nobody's watching so ndas are immaterial really it's fine

00:14:47.200 go ahead i don't care yeah if you've got if you've got 20 million dollars in legal bills uh for my uh for

00:14:54.360 my defense there then we can talk about it but if you've got but i you know i just want to say maybe

00:14:58.340 if we all pulled our our twitter payouts together we could maybe hit like 78 bucks or something like

00:15:03.400 that and we're like we're like 19 million nine hundred nine thousand dollars away but we're

00:15:08.440 pretty close i call that a down payment and so you come in like you just dude that's what i'm going to

00:15:13.860 ask you guys though on that note um why is it that whenever someone gives away free money that

00:15:20.280 everyone complains like i've seen nothing but people on twitter mad and complaining about about how

00:15:26.060 much money free money they got that they didn't have yesterday and i do not understand because

00:15:31.880 on youtube if people were youtubers they'd understand i don't think you guys are monetized

00:15:35.680 right are you no no our original channel was for a while yeah for a while but i mean like people don't

00:15:42.560 realize how hard it is to make money through ad revenue or ad sharing when you're honest like

00:15:47.620 there's a reason why everyone's such a bitch and cocks out or there's a reason why networks have so

00:15:52.280 much power because like you know the way i sustain myself was working for a network but even then

00:15:56.740 yeah you're not censoring yourself you know maybe by like talking about trans issues but you can't

00:16:01.440 talk about israel you know i mean so like i mean if you want to make money they they they definitely

00:16:05.940 put parameters and that's the whole like power struggle and so you know a lot of people making

00:16:11.080 five hundred dollars a month i mean it's not most people but you know that could free them up an

00:16:15.180 entire day a month that they could take a shift off work and work on their content or do something

00:16:19.760 so i mean i don't i don't know why people are mad because it might not be like liberating you know

00:16:23.720 money but i but i think it's like it dude honestly it was liberating money for me though i got i got i

00:16:30.780 heard you bought a new camera right that i'm going to ashwitz by itself

00:16:34.100 thank you elon that's what you need to go

00:16:39.920 let me give you an idea of how much money we make on this show before our patreon got banned we scrapped

00:16:47.700 together just enough money to send toad on a round trip to texas was it yeah and get him laid

00:16:55.880 that's about as much money as we've made so you figure that number out that's exactly what we're

00:17:01.060 oh oh we're doing that with show money oh god we were wait how do you not get fired how do you not

00:17:07.140 get fired from your uh jobs you guys work for yourselves or what's the deal they don't know i'm

00:17:11.620 doxing you right now what's the address to where you work no i just wondered if you like work day

00:17:16.960 jobs or if you're just like elijah i do i did get uh fired from a job

00:17:20.800 that was before the show started that's how hardcore call is on twitter no i know it wasn't

00:17:28.020 before he was arguing against age of consent laws or something and uh yeah yeah so i actually so i uh

00:17:33.900 that was the exact opposite but it looked like he was arguing for diggling little kids so i i did i did

00:17:38.460 like an ad absurdum um like argument and i was like so at the actual tweet was so pedophiles so

00:17:46.440 then pedophiles do have the right to fuck children and that was just the tweet it was in a reply but

00:17:52.180 it was like it was to show his argument it was because how stupid the other guy's argument was

00:17:57.440 oh so so wait cole's been fired uh twice then uh no no no for twitter activity right you got

00:18:03.320 doxed but that wasn't why i got doxed i didn't get doxed for that tweet i got doxed because i was

00:18:11.540 um so espn posted on twitter about this was like years ago um a canadian hockey player got hit in

00:18:20.460 the back of the head with a puck and died and so i just said uh hey man you'll be fine just walk it off

00:18:26.300 and these hockey fans on twitter are ruthless dude they were so upset that they uh they doxed me

00:18:33.480 found my work and then started tweeting out pictures of like tweets i said and that was the

00:18:38.300 main tweet that whenever like my boss saw it he was like nah we can't like he was like this is too much

00:18:44.940 i swear sir i wasn't arguing for yeah i was like i was arguing the exact opposite it just looks bad

00:18:50.580 i swear to god pedophiles don't have the right to function i swear i swear yeah that's that's the

00:18:57.160 weird thing though like they can't like they what they do is like um dude i'll be completely up front

00:19:03.280 on like i was on my way out of uh the blaze for like a while like i mean it all started when i

00:19:09.600 in in a year within a year i had first questioned the uh zionist money that was sponsoring c-pack

00:19:17.580 which led to one of my it led to one of my i got 5.5 cops i got the call you got the call and then

00:19:24.780 and then and then and then and then of course there was the public fight with with with uh glenn beck

00:19:31.820 about about uh when i said i thought mormons are going to hell and then he took it personally and

00:19:36.440 then it was like you think i'm going to hell i'm your mentor and i was like oh fuck i forgot that dude

00:19:41.340 was a muscle a muscle a mormon i'm like same thing i'm not happy about going to hell i know i'm like

00:19:47.660 no no but like i mean i mean let's just say this there was uh there was 99 reasons wait were you

00:19:53.160 joking elijah schaefer no i i thought all christians thought mormons are going to hell

00:19:58.120 i love that i love that so much so actually that's the concept of religion so i i i just

00:20:03.120 we're going to hell and you're you're going to hell and we're not yeah well i just thought that

00:20:06.980 i thought mormons were going to hell like i thought that was a common christian belief

00:20:10.920 that's so funny like clint wait it's like no glenn i no i thought that was a thing i thought you

00:20:14.520 were just in this for like you're supposed to say you were joking elijah he was like no i wasn't

00:20:18.620 joking i mean it's like glenn you don't think i'm going to hell no i've read the books like

00:20:23.120 the best the best part is the best part is is that i like tweeted that out it was like

00:20:28.840 two in the morning i think in like palm i mean in arizona and i was at like a nice resort and i

00:20:34.660 was like drinking and i was just like talking it's a comment and i'm like yeah well you know i i like

00:20:39.040 mormons i just think they're going to hell and then like i wake up and it's like you bitch you

00:20:44.420 motherfucker and i'm like i have never seen mormons be mean before until that point right and i was like

00:20:49.280 what the hell in my inbox was like a bunch of people being like you know like repent to joseph

00:20:54.340 smith or whatever and i was like i don't know mormonism i don't know what this is but but i

00:20:58.880 remember like it was like go pray to your dish and bring them i remember there was like kick your ass

00:21:04.120 i never recovered after that like there was like so many things where it was like i was like prepped

00:21:09.380 for like six months that i was gonna be canned so i had like built a studio in my house about six

00:21:15.400 months before we split up because i was like i had already told uh my assistant at the time and

00:21:20.540 my wife i was like i don't know what it's gonna happen but i'm like one day i'm gonna get a call

00:21:25.020 and when this is no longer gonna be uh this is no longer gonna be a thing but i didn't get a call

00:21:29.860 that's very jewish of them like to fire you for six months that's like a walk through the desert

00:21:35.280 well like when like more people stopped talking to me in the office and like i couldn't get

00:21:44.300 meetings and you know and you just kind of know where it's going i was like i was like i don't

00:21:48.880 know what it's gonna be but then technically technically i got fired on twitter which was

00:21:53.520 really weird because i was like oh cool thanks that was fun uh but i also i like it was like that

00:21:58.960 was like there was no like strategy or like hey you know like well it's like hey you're fired

00:22:04.900 and let's uh ruin your life and then tweet it out before you're even off of a phone call

00:22:09.400 so i i mean it whatever i don't really care no it was very professional it was very professional

00:22:15.920 it was like very professional no no no no yeah it was very professional i and i'm only allowed

00:22:21.020 to talk about things that are public right so i'm not i'm not these are not like these are

00:22:24.260 public just for my legal reasons these are just public things that have happened everyone knows

00:22:27.840 about and so then it was like i just go huh so then i just like tweet it out like i guess

00:22:33.240 i'm independent now you know thanks everyone for supporting me i guess i i guess i don't work

00:22:38.740 there anymore i remember like sending an email like can i come get my things

00:22:43.100 they just like they posted a tweet that said uh elijah schaefer's fired and it's like a

00:22:49.940 gif or something

00:22:50.920 no but i but but when i went to go collect my things later it was really funny like i was like met by

00:22:59.160 security and like walked through the building with like armed security like as if i was gonna like

00:23:03.020 retaliate or something and i'm like dog i'm trying to pick up my alex jones naked mole rat image like

00:23:10.140 i i have like a painting of alex jones like naked as a siamese cat i just want that like i don't

00:23:17.020 like i'm not a violent person i'm not gonna do anything i really wish you just like after like

00:23:21.100 when glenn beck confronts you you just go like by the way have you ever seen this have you seen the

00:23:25.260 south park episode i think you really need to see it there's a couple things in here

00:23:28.380 it might be your interest this really is such a ridiculous thing to get fired over like that is

00:23:33.820 the premise no i didn't i didn't get fired over the mormon thing well okay yeah but it was like

00:23:37.820 it was it was the straw that broke the um the i meant it was amazing i lasted as long as i did

00:23:43.740 right that's what i mean like it was like like uh like i got a call somebody and they're like you

00:23:47.980 have a lot of enemies you know and i go i swear like a nice guy and like that's what shitty people

00:23:52.780 say and i go well i was like i was like no i was like i mean like i don't like i don't feel like

00:24:02.140 i've ever tried to like intentionally wrong someone and if i have i will apologize even if i like dude

00:24:08.380 if i ate like a sandwich in the fridge and it was 10 years old and your grandma made it for you and

00:24:13.100 you were gonna get buried with it how the would i know i'd still apologize to you even if i thought

00:24:16.540 it was retarded and i don't know what you're talking about i'll be i'll be kind right but i

00:24:20.540 but i was like no but i meant like but i meant like uh in the media business it's part of the nda by

00:24:25.980 the way it's cut it's it's really cut throat and i'll just say that i survived many attacks i've

00:24:32.860 survived a lot of public attacks since then and there's been a coordinated effort uh to try to

00:24:38.220 sabotage you know my life you know by many people that i've that i've come across over the last five

00:24:42.060 years and that's what the media business is you know that right oh yeah

00:24:46.300 oh yeah i don't know if you've i don't know if you've read some things that people have said

00:24:49.100 to shit on me publicly but i remember like one paragraph that i read one time and i won't go

00:24:52.780 say anything more than this was like and he used to like get drunk with his guests make dick jokes and

00:25:00.300 fucking spew racist misogynistic and sexist things about the jews and i'd be like hell yeah uh that's

00:25:06.380 called tuesday nights after six o'clock that's fucking legendary and i'm like i'm like hey some people's

00:25:13.340 shitty guy is also called legends in other books so i you know so i mean i'm not everyone's uh cup

00:25:18.620 of tea but also tea fucking sucks so you know i'm more of a coffee person anyways and uh i don't really

00:25:24.140 give a shit so yeah i mean tea is for fags coffee is for men as i've gotten older i i say this how old

00:25:31.900 are you elijah uh 14. that's why i got invited on the show cole's like we want a minor to come on

00:25:40.780 no i'm uh 30. as you get older you realize you realize that like like i thought that i was as the

00:25:48.700 same way because i was always around people that were like this guy's a fucking asshole but then

00:25:53.420 after like maybe the last three years or so i found my people and i was like oh no no these are my

00:25:57.500 people not you fuck you so as you get older you realize you know what you gotta find your tribe bro

00:26:02.780 and i think you're you're on the way fuck those people i hate them the abos i'm still trying to wrap

00:26:09.500 it out uh fuck you jose fuck you escorted out to see who is jack murphy which i just thought that was

00:26:15.100 really funny i feel just like i'm trying to wrap my head around being upset of being a different

00:26:19.660 religion and be like i'm an atheist if some christian was like you're going to hell i'll be like yeah i

00:26:23.020 get why you think that like that totally makes sense you know so that tracks i don't i don't get it

00:26:28.460 either especially because like like like yeah like look like glenn and i still follow each other on

00:26:33.580 twitter which is like the uh 2023 gay way of saying like we're obviously not enemies right like

00:26:38.380 yeah we really are though you're gay lovers actually but like uh but that's well i'm not

00:26:44.700 going to get into that but i will say uh i will say that it's it's like i respect i i have nothing

00:26:49.660 but respect uh for uh like some of the people at blaze like especially like the ceo and stuff like

00:26:57.100 really really really uh great guy really not the way and like i i just want to say this though like

00:27:02.620 i'll never make the mistake of like of like i'll just never make some of the mistakes that i made

00:27:08.380 in terms of who i've chosen to associate with who i've led in my inner circle who i've trusted

00:27:13.180 right because i i think in the end like a lot of people go and get into bad situations and they

00:27:18.060 either a get defensive which i think is an admission of guilt i don't think you need to defend yourself

00:27:22.620 if you're not if you're not a bad person or you're not wrong you just let people like you have to be a

00:27:26.620 guy i said my wife stop but i'm saying like you you there's a certain level on a feminine energy

00:27:33.660 online and you know this is bad when elijah's calling you out for feminine energy right so you

00:27:37.260 know you got to listen is like i like the passive aggressiveness of this this is like i'm just keep

00:27:41.340 going but like i'm saying the feminine energy is like is like people uh you know it's like women

00:27:45.980 care about group think and what like that they're accepted and that people like them that's why women

00:27:49.740 get in mobs to attack men because they if it's like the right thing to do like the me too movement

00:27:53.900 right like oh this is a bad guy let's all just say he raped us right and this is like how it kind of goes

00:27:58.220 down and then and then what happens is with all this kind of women will lie this and kind of stuff

00:28:03.740 or like things will happen um and that's a feminine thing right it's like high school energy and guys

00:28:08.300 don't believe when they make say this all right guys don't believe them no but it's guys guys do the

00:28:12.620 same though on the internet because because because the internet media and politics is like a lot lot

00:28:19.340 based on like information slander and gossip it attracts men with feminine energy and so then what

00:28:25.740 happens is like i just watch people defending themselves over dumb shit or even important

00:28:30.860 shit it's like dude why don't you just take it on the chin and just let someone like you know you're

00:28:35.740 like dude well like like the um yeah take that calm right on the chin um who was the the guy that just

00:28:41.820 said um he was singing he was rapping a song with the n-word in it and then he said it and he immediately

00:28:46.940 turned around he was like and he was like yeah it's like who cares i don't know yeah that was a foozy foozy

00:28:52.780 foozy oh yeah yeah cool what is the n-word

00:29:01.900 say the n-word it's too much something right now i can't say n-word cool

00:29:07.340 no i was i was just saying that like the the point about this is is with uh with with the idea of all

00:29:12.060 this stuff is like i actually there's a bible verse that's really important that says like your mistakes

00:29:17.420 and like your trials like basically uh i was just reading saying some have like transformed and

00:29:22.460 changed me to watch my steps like meaning sometimes like people walk around bitter and they're like

00:29:27.100 oh i gotta go shoot on blaze tv and i need to go after everyone who came after me and i need to like

00:29:31.580 you know defend myself and say who's lying and you know spread their shit and it's like bro the amount

00:29:35.980 of information i have in my head in videos and texts and things there's like at least several like

00:29:40.540 i could probably implode the like the entire right wing media at this point with with how well

00:29:44.940 connected i am like that so no but i meant but that's gay female energy like i want to win and and

00:29:55.660 you know what sometimes you got to work with shitty people sometimes you've got to let an artist try

00:30:00.460 new things right sometimes he fails out of art school and he moves on to something else and then he

00:30:04.380 he doesn't succeed there either but at least he tried to fix the world right at least he tried so

00:30:11.340 in my head canon elijah actually um like puts out little pieces of information to take down right

00:30:16.540 wingers like once at a time so like this isabelle o'reilly thing where like they're like oh by the

00:30:20.460 way she did porn it was actually elijah in the background like no no no no no and i no no no i don't

00:30:27.180 do that i don't do that i don't even i don't even know what you're talking about you're just you're like

00:30:31.660 i i hate the jews but i want to be like them i'm gonna uh no no no no no i i i condemn i i honestly

00:30:39.740 i honestly condemn gossip like that whole situation like i won't even like even on your show i won't

00:30:44.140 even like comment on it because not because it's like off topic but it's like i think it's so gay

00:30:49.900 like people i think it's just so it's the gay to like take people's personal lives private

00:30:55.740 lives i don't care if it's the truth or you're lying or anything like i don't really even care

00:31:00.860 like stop being a faggot and go worry about your own like and it's and take down the right people

00:31:06.220 you know take down the right people like like take it like uh some was like i i've always

00:31:11.660 told people that i think gossip's you know gay and then i made a gay joke about justin trudeau

00:31:16.300 and this feminist was like who who wastes her energy commenting on a guy she doesn't know's profile

00:31:22.300 like go home you know and she's like she's like oh i thought you said you don't gossip why are you

00:31:27.020 talking about a guy's marriage and i'm like you mean making a gay joke about the prime minister

00:31:32.380 of canada is not gossip that's called hilarious okay because he's a faggot and that's funny yeah

00:31:39.340 calling fiddle cashier a son of a faggot can you please explain to me is there a sign is there a sign

00:31:48.460 he just likes shit up his butt and you're like the fuck i don't know like okay well i don't i don't

00:31:53.100 know i mean i guess people had what is what is the side what is this what i i mean dude to be

00:31:58.140 completely honest i had like shut off my phone for like a month during this and like didn't read

00:32:02.380 anything because my inbox was just like people sending me jack murphy gay porn stuff for like a

00:32:07.820 month like it was just like and and like it would be creative too like they got really creative

00:32:12.940 where it'd be like hey elijah like really important question they would like put from a friend from

00:32:17.260 like lauren witski and then like i would click on it and then it would just be like somebody's

00:32:22.060 butthole get a dildo in it like dude you fucking cocksucker like it's like a dude it's like a new

00:32:27.340 rick roll but it's just like it's just yeah and like links like they would like it would be like fake

00:32:31.820 links it'd be like yeah man like join the live stream click here and i click and it's i'm gonna be

00:32:35.660 like i'm a heteroflexible fucking like a fuck yeah murphy handlessly squeezing the fucking uh

00:32:41.740 dildo out his butt but the problem is elijah's like i know there's a link to the stream in here

00:32:46.620 somewhere so i should watch this entire video to find it no but like okay where do i where do i

00:32:52.540 where do i side like okay because i think the difference between gossip is like that's the

00:32:55.820 point making a co making a comment about justin trudeau's marriage is he publicly posted i'm going

00:33:01.420 getting separated and me calm like i'm not commenting on the intricacies i mean he posted a picture

00:33:08.940 in a barbie outfit looking like a homo so i think like that's fair game yeah politicians are fair game

00:33:15.980 because i don't consider them people yeah there's a strong line yeah but i meant like even then even

00:33:22.380 then like speculating about like the dynamics of his and his wife's relationship the bro just posted

00:33:27.260 it on his own social media that's feminine energy too imagine going through a separation and feeling

00:33:31.420 need to post it like i gotta tell people about my divorce like just go get divorced and move on with

00:33:36.220 your life and when people ask you say none of your business i'm the prime minister of

00:33:39.260 canada like you know what i mean like who cares but like like obama like like he should just come

00:33:45.100 out and be like yeah i and killed this dude all right whatever whatever dude

00:33:53.180 tell me you wouldn't kill your gay lover if he was about to to rat all right bro ever since bill

00:33:58.140 clinton said house of cards was close to the real presidency and then like the that has there's like there is

00:34:06.060 like a gay relationship in that with the president and like the author of his biography and there's like

00:34:12.380 literally like a dynamic gay relationship and i've always thought about obama um you know i'm just

00:34:18.380 really thinking about those gay scenes no but i was really thinking about obama because i was like

00:34:21.980 what what is why is clinton saying it was like shortly after the episode came out a few years ago when

00:34:27.580 there was like actually some sort of a gay love triangle between the president and someone close to

00:34:32.300 them he said it's really close to how things are and i'm pretty sure that was like during trump

00:34:37.900 slash obama transition and i'm going it sure isn't trump banging his chef you know so i was like

00:34:45.020 yeah that would actually be a chad move yeah obama that would be actually really funny to see if

00:34:50.620 trump came out this gate all the right wingers are like we fucking love this guys listen i'm so i'm so

00:34:56.860 power i'm so powerful that i fuck men in the ass i am tired of women frankly i dominate men

00:35:05.740 that would be the angle jose that would be the angle of you like i fucked honestly trump has

00:35:10.700 fucked way too many women he just got to try he's so awesome he's just got to try men now like he's

00:35:14.460 already came so much i need to go to new levels of coming well dude the ass fuckers for trump you

00:35:19.740 know what i mean like evangelical christians for ass fucking like everyone would just go with it you

00:35:24.300 know we would love it you know what i mean like boomers for cock sucking and it's like you know

00:35:29.660 if trump gets so poison and get away with it he can do he can do butt sex and get away with it

00:35:35.180 that man well yeah you know what they would say they would just be like yeah he probably was just

00:35:38.780 fucking his vice president that's what was happening that's why that guy was a faggot hey oh so i'm

00:35:42.620 supposed to care i'm supposed to care that trump guys when mike pence

00:35:45.820 fucked over the entire nation you did nothing okay and you did nothing about it like i'm like

00:35:50.700 what is it is trying to be like it's like someone's like is that really a christian attribute though

00:35:55.020 that trump fucks dudes oh so you're gonna doubt his faith just because he likes to you know have sex

00:35:58.940 with men every once in a while like i mean like come on like this this is trump you tell me jesus

00:36:03.100 didn't sleep with any one of his 12 disciples it was 12 dudes in a room all right unfortunately you're

00:36:08.540 trying to joke but that's like literally the average curriculum in a seminary in 2020 oh my god

00:36:12.780 you know like oh yeah dude that's like that's like theology now that's not even a joke all right

00:36:18.140 we got another rumble we got another rumble chat uh from greg hoyt rvm oy vey been a long time fan

00:36:24.140 elijah and went independent myself when red voice media can me in january do you ever miss the roots of

00:36:29.900 your youtube channel the on the ground interviews and mockery oh do i ever miss the roots bitch a

00:36:35.740 fucking scamdemic happened like every i love this okay i can i need to say this real fast because this

00:36:40.860 makes me laugh like people think i just randomly abandoned the most profitable

00:36:47.580 viral content like i just woke up one day and was like yeah i want to suck on a mic in my my room like

00:36:53.660 no do you think i didn't love that also i was so desperate for that because it was so fun to do

00:36:59.740 that i literally acted and like filmed antifa for like two years and lost feeling in my face broke my

00:37:08.540 leg you know had a lot of legal problems and still have nbc news i'm just gonna pull it up

00:37:15.020 like it's still trying to get me arrested for january 6. they just put out an article that's like new

00:37:19.260 footage shows elijah shaffer like inside of the capital and it's like me throwing deuces in nancy

00:37:23.980 pelosi's office well i i think they did i think you're uh you're actually in a jail cell right now

00:37:28.940 it looks like oh yeah but it's like it's like it's like bro it's like bro like people stopped

00:37:34.940 gathering like peacefully like i didn't stop gathering in in in like 2020 but like they just

00:37:41.340 stopped gathering peacefully and we went for like two years and now everyone's just insufferable and

00:37:46.220 violent so you go out on the street there's no like there's just like people trying to like eat

00:37:50.140 your kids balls and stuff like it's just and it's so annoying they're gathering mostly peacefully elijah

00:37:55.420 legit does look like he's in like the media center of a low security prison

00:38:00.940 open gel cell 2 please he found his way into the yeah into the camera room yeah let's say that's what

00:38:08.540 i was thinking too he's just there's a bunch of cameras you're just like i just set up a little

00:38:13.260 camera on myself and just let's say before he thinks he's batman with all these with all these

00:38:17.740 monitors around him dude i'm actually in a giant studio like i'm not gonna lie like i just i rented out a

00:38:23.740 studio and it's like uh it's about a thousand square feet room just one room which is pretty

00:38:28.780 big for like a room and uh and i have like three studios built in here for a new show that somebody

00:38:35.100 is paying me to start and i've never filmed an episode it was supposed to start july 7th and it's

00:38:39.740 not july 7th and uh yeah and uh and so 7th and they keep paying me so

00:38:46.380 do you want to know something cool though do you want to say cool so speaking of like the upsides of

00:38:53.740 working with like gays and women and stuff there's very few but uh but my i had an idea for a show

00:39:01.260 called you are here and it was supposed to be with lauren chen okay i was supposed to start the show

00:39:05.260 with lauren chen we're supposed to have a show together uh probably made a fatal mistake on my

00:39:09.820 my end choices there but i had this idea he let her drive that was the mistake i just i uh let's

00:39:18.780 just say i ended up you know associating with the wrong people but i will say the idea was really good

00:39:24.620 and so i had it ready to go in like february like march or something like that so i signed the contracts

00:39:30.940 but like people were like missing meetings it was like the delays were very preventable but it was like

00:39:37.580 it was crazy like how many people just delayed things and i don't i don't know why but i like

00:39:42.700 essentially got paid massive amounts of money for like six months without ever doing a thing like

00:39:48.780 like i signed my contract the bonus hit and they just started depositing money and then i just like

00:39:53.740 got paid and the show just like never started and it was like one month two months three months and

00:39:59.500 so i got like paid i just like and then i bought a bmw m550 no i just i went and bought a bmw m550 i

00:40:06.780 literally went and bought like 120 000 car because i just got paid for nothing and i just went and

00:40:11.820 like bought a brand new car and it was like cool because i don't even know why they paid me like i

00:40:16.620 don't even know but i was really grateful i'm thankful did it ever come across your mind to be

00:40:20.700 like maybe i should just call these people because this doesn't feel right no no just like should i

00:40:25.580 stay quiet it's like one of those you know like if your kid puts something in a bag at walmart and

00:40:29.980 you're like i could just i could just no i would i would tell me the former fed is getting hush money

00:40:35.900 this is crazy i mean me i would be all skizzle like wires no one complaining that i have this money

00:40:43.340 is this hush money yeah yeah he's totally starting a show someone just giving him money for no reason

00:40:51.980 no dude i honestly honestly no i did when i left i was that's why i was like offline for like a month or

00:40:58.140 so i was like hey we're just gonna pay you just like staff line then we'll then like start back

00:41:02.060 up i was actually not supposed to be able to be activated for your mission again i was actually

00:41:06.860 not i was actually i actually i actually i i'm not i'm not gonna incriminate myself but i theoretically

00:41:13.900 wasn't allowed to get back into content when i did like i would have basically been ruined

00:41:19.820 the way contracts work is i would have been like stuck till like january february of this year

00:41:23.740 without having to make like six months at least where i couldn't really make anything with my brand

00:41:28.380 name and i didn't really own it or anything and i just kind of like was like it let's call the bluff

00:41:33.180 let's do this like if like i have the 30-day mandatory waiting period and now i am going in like

00:41:41.820 and thank god too because now i'm like back my show's just as my show's more profitable than it was

00:41:49.820 when i was at a network so we're fine now i mean that's you pulled like a tucker carlson where he

00:41:54.140 came back where he's technically a non-compete but he's still like but it's twitter so it's sort

00:41:58.540 of different yes because i wasn't in a studio i was in my house so technically i was just live

00:42:03.660 streaming from my and that's why i switched it to a live stream not pre-record because i i technically

00:42:08.380 was just using i was social media and that's that's the loophole guys there's no reason this is

00:42:13.900 a shits and gigs live stream but please i don't know brought to you by brain force

00:42:20.780 should be to this other thing for no no no associated reason with it if you want to donate

00:42:25.660 to my cause uh charity only no but it's but it's true though i i'm sorry like i i but like think

00:42:32.860 think about think about this though and i and i kind of want to bring this up to people to encourage

00:42:36.300 people this isn't like a pull my own dick hour because i just did that before we started the show

00:42:40.060 is is i i uh like i had an entirely successful show someone i someone i worked with completely

00:42:47.580 crashed my first show destroyed it and then tried to take me out with it go forward i survived attack

00:42:53.740 after attack after attack and then and then and then i i lost my entire show the rights to my brand

00:43:00.380 i lost my studios i lost my staff i lost everything within 30 days i was completely back up and running

00:43:07.900 and within six months i'm the show's bringing in more income than it was at the network i have a

00:43:13.820 better studio and i have better like i have like a more qualified team within six months and that's

00:43:20.540 just the crazy thing is like i'm not taking the credit i give it to god but i also mean like that's

00:43:25.580 kind of where i said the the the bitchy part about like defending yourself you know is not important

00:43:30.220 just put in the work like dude you can't help if people are gonna like knock you out or like dude some

00:43:35.740 some black i can come up and knock you out on the street you know with a cheap shot like you know

00:43:39.740 and that that can happen right you can get blindsided you're more violent sometimes you're

00:43:46.380 retarded statistically way more likely than a white man doing it it's great yeah but it's like but it's

00:43:51.020 like you could be retarded too right i got a dui when i was 21 that gets my fault so it's like you can

00:43:55.660 be you can be retarded and make your own mistakes and and be in pain you can waste your time on the

00:43:59.980 internet defending yourself and attacking people or you can put in the fucking work and in record time in six

00:44:05.340 months be back living an incredible life living in a nice place on a beach traveling internationally

00:44:10.620 speaking at cpac back in the business doing things and instead of wasting a year of my life arguing

00:44:15.340 with people and trying to defend myself and attack people i just grinded built my own network built my

00:44:21.580 own team and association and now i'm back and if everyone on the internet would just stop being such a

00:44:26.060 fucking cunt and for like 10 minutes and just be like everyone on the internet what's true though

00:44:32.060 it's like it's like oh well they think they're saying this about me oh the are acting like

00:44:36.780 and the dumb the gays are acting gay who would have thought gays and women subverting oh

00:44:43.980 like i like the oh that's crazy oh i'm a guy i'm just being targeted you you

00:44:49.180 bitch like just grow some balls like who cares and so like i don't know i just i found out to

00:44:55.420 be really funny because that's where everybody cucks like they don't say what they want to say

00:44:59.180 they don't do what they want to do because they're all afraid of losing money it's like bro you can lose

00:45:02.940 it all 10 more times and you'll be fine and the reason why i know we'll be fine is because there's a

00:45:06.860 guy named ian miles chong who lives in malaysia who's one of the richest and most influential american

00:45:12.780 journalists that exists on the internet and i and so the fact that he exists is the testament that you

00:45:18.940 should stop complaining and you can make it too like the fact that's pretty cool live still the

00:45:23.980 guy looks like he chain smokes he looks like the frog from that anime that i used to watch

00:45:28.780 it's crazy man god bless dude evan uh 60 gave another uh super chat he said is it great or is

00:45:35.260 it really really great working with for gavin mcginnis he looks like he wears strong cologne

00:45:42.140 all right i don't work for gavin mcginnis i don't work this is like the same thing where like uh

00:45:48.620 did you guys see i got voted anti-semite of the week by stop anti-semitism oh we've been trying

00:45:53.340 to go for that for a while i pray i praise man it's all it's all it's just a popularity contest

00:45:58.460 it's stupid yeah dude it's all about who you know i mean it's not by mirror because i would have won

00:46:04.380 and i had an off week yeah i thought you did get that top it was so crazy the article was so crazy it

00:46:11.340 was like so inaccurate and it sounded like some bitch wrote it and so someone wrote me because it was like

00:46:16.060 it literally starts out with elijah shaffer's a predator and a bigot who rose to fame by fighting

00:46:21.100 with glenn beck on the internet like what the health story is this this sounds you're making

00:46:25.260 me sound more interesting than i am yeah all right and i'm like reading it and it's like it's like it's

00:46:29.820 like he's dedicated his career to over one million followers which i got my followers at least wrong

00:46:34.620 by two and a half times and then they were like and he's actually six million yeah it was actually six

00:46:39.420 million followers he uh dedicates his podcast to hosting anti-semites and like spewing vitriolic messages

00:46:45.500 against the jewish people and i looked at it and someone's like well why don't you sue them for

00:46:49.500 calling you a predator and stuff like that and i said that's like that's like fighting with a woman

00:47:08.940 like it's like you want like fighting with your own lawyer yeah my lawyer would sabotage my lawsuit

00:47:15.820 you want me to sue the jewish organization go to court against jews sir that's that there's a guy

00:47:21.740 that had an army and he went against jews and it did he still died i think so i you know like it's

00:47:27.580 you could have an army look at kobe bryant dude he might have been an argentino we don't know michael

00:47:32.460 jackson like no but it was like and they're like like yeah but they're saying you know they're saying that

00:47:36.300 you're like racist and you're like anti-semitic like you should sue them and i just was like quiet

00:47:40.860 and i was like oh yeah yeah fuck those guys fuck those guys they're they're fucking liars like i need

00:47:50.140 a i need to get get now i'm gonna sue them yeah yeah yeah yeah no but i was like i was like laughing

00:47:54.700 it's like how do you sue jewish organizations that doesn't make any sense dude god yeah like and also

00:48:02.060 slander doesn't matter like dude i've tried to get articles taken down i've tried to sue people

00:48:05.980 before and they just like do you know what the courts say on media especially if you're right

00:48:10.060 wing oops shouldn't have been a public figure i think they have the same immunity that uh the

00:48:15.100 vaccine companies have i'm not sure they literally do like they can literally lie about you and then as

00:48:20.220 long as someone told them that that's true they can like dude like there there's a there's been

00:48:26.700 articles that said that i'm a terrorist but i try to get that someone else stated you know that's

00:48:31.820 all you gotta do well yeah but but the point is that they're just quoting another article everyone's

00:48:36.380 quoting each other but everyone's quoting each other yeah so like you can literally like they could

00:48:40.860 call you like a pedophile who rapes children and as long as somebody on a podcast said that even if

00:48:47.500 it's not based in truth they can still quote it and they don't even have to give credit because

00:48:50.780 yeah this sounds this sounds like a great business idea just start a podcast and people

00:48:58.780 just pay you to say things they can then get put into articles you just figured out the whole jewish

00:49:03.820 media that's literally msnbc oh god damn it we get a bunch of people together and we give them a bunch

00:49:11.180 of money to lie to the public and then we use them as our sources and then you have the council

00:49:16.300 elder zion jews fucking laughing about it cool you figured it out 5 000 years too late

00:49:22.700 wouldn't it be so crazy if like there was a fake media apparatus and they like work together to

00:49:28.540 subvert and undermine an entire nation and movement and people group like dog you need to

00:49:35.580 i love it also i'm looking at like small peanuts too i'm like hey a little podcast where we do this

00:49:39.980 and they're just like oh by the way we have this whole like just network set up like

00:49:44.300 it's called new york it's called new york my friend we have higher city controlled

00:49:50.140 this entire city set up to subvert the truth like no but like that's that's the ironic part

00:49:54.860 about all this shit too is like can i i am i am firm with this though can we also just like stop

00:50:02.540 simping for women online when it comes to comedy and politics in general like unless they're doing

00:50:08.780 anything but women aren't funny so that's easy well actually yeah but like it might surprise you but

00:50:13.500 this show has a no white woman policy yeah yeah we've violated it a few times really like when

00:50:20.460 we gotta impress me as a woman for me to interact with you generally speaking like yeah yeah and

00:50:27.100 that's pretty better than the average man not even be as good as the average man and i'm like okay

00:50:31.820 they're worth interacting with greatly to have like uh josie the red-headed libertarian on right

00:50:37.500 because she's got a huge following but we're like josie no just it's just not gonna happen like we have

00:50:43.340 rules and we have standards i don't care what you can give us so like we're right there with you

00:50:47.500 bro we're ready they subvert they they subvert and this is what you'll find is like i was just talking

00:50:52.380 to my wife about this today we love josie by the way that came up but no no no i i don't know who that

00:50:58.380 is i i don't know who that is i i don't know who that is but i but i'm sure she's a lovely woman

00:51:02.060 and i'm and and i'm not and i'm and i'm not uh i'm not uh upset at the fact that we live um in a

00:51:09.100 society because i'm aware that we live in one right and i know how it works what i'm saying is

00:51:13.420 is that like i will i'm laughing because you know i'm i'm not gonna go i'm not even mention their

00:51:18.860 names but uh some blue-haired you know liberal is like on this guy's podcast and he's accusing him

00:51:24.700 of like sleeping with some you know conservative girl and all this stuff and i told my wife i go

00:51:28.780 well first of all not only is this like irrelevant but also like and she's like yeah well i think like

00:51:33.900 his point in the podcast was he's not gossiping he's just trying to like prove who's a hypocrite and

00:51:38.140 not and i go well dude like i go i go think about this kez think about this like if you're a woman

00:51:45.180 and you're like espousing certain ideas but you're you know going around the world and you're traveling

00:51:49.500 and stuff like that the fact is like you probably are going to get manipulated by a guy you probably

00:51:53.500 are going to fall against your will because it's like i go it's like it's gonna be andrew tate well

00:51:58.940 that's what i'm but but what i'm saying is i go i go it's like it's like me saying how like i'm

00:52:03.260 a you know for fire safety but if i stick my head in a fire i'm still going to get burned so it's like

00:52:07.820 you know you could you can say all you want but you can't go against the the reality of life oh

00:52:11.740 we lost top top just died by the way wow he was really upset he's like don't be talking about women

00:52:19.660 like this get the up no he's been murdered no that's not the that's that's also that's the new canon now

00:52:26.140 like top was so upset about uh elijah was like stop simping for women and tops like this no no but i

00:52:33.820 but i was gonna say like i feel really bad because like obviously we are all men and we

00:52:39.420 you know men wanna fuck and men love hot chicks and stuff like that and so it's like it's i mean

00:52:44.780 like i mean if you go to any space that's male dominated of course like from like comics to car

00:52:49.660 shows to gun shows like obviously there's like a ton of hot women that are like usually paid but

00:52:54.300 they're like inserted into it and politics kind of is like the same thing but for women that are like

00:52:58.940 almost hot you know what i mean so it's like you don't if you want if you're not hot enough

00:53:03.420 for car shows hillary clinton anime conventions you're like you get into politics if you're like

00:53:08.220 okay so if you're like a four in the real world you're like a seven on political shows right like

00:53:13.100 that's like so like we have like there's a bunch of sixes that are the tens right like i'm just saying

00:53:16.940 like a bunch of six chicks there are a bunch of ideas there are a bunch of gassed up mids in the

00:53:21.180 political sphere also have you seen this uh have y'all seen the new like ai chicks that like dudes

00:53:27.740 are simping for which is the funniest to go watch have i seen them what else have i done with them

00:53:32.940 i'm jerked off it is the best because like if you go to any of the comic it is all just dudes being

00:53:39.020 like oh god you look gorgeous today babe like all this like it is completely completely fake like not

00:53:44.380 even real at all it's just guys we need to get into andrew's show we're almost at an hour i just realized

00:53:48.860 that we've been oh it's so by the way it's the last episode of andrew's show it is yeah

00:53:58.380 also i do have my story of almost drowning we can tell it tomorrow with andy who gives a

00:54:01.820 about your stuff i'm not gonna be is this just like a once a week show do you guys just like

00:54:04.940 have some drinks and then get on the internet and talk for like three hours it's pretty much

00:54:09.340 basically i've been uh usually i like i've been wanting to take a edible recently but i haven't

00:54:15.580 done it yet so uh on the show do you know do you know do you know the the line you cross though

00:54:21.660 you know what i'm talking about there's this line that crosses where uh like people don't realize

00:54:26.780 especially like uh in like networks or whatever like it's obviously there's like so many more

00:54:31.260 things going on in a studio like you go oh i'm gonna drink before but so you're like forced to drink

00:54:35.900 quickly so you take like four shots or something but then you didn't eat and then there's like this

00:54:40.300 line that crosses where you're like on a show and you're like wow i'm way too i don't really know

00:54:46.620 what to do and i remember i remember i had an interview with alex jones a live show and i don't

00:54:50.940 remember him coming to the studio like i don't remember i don't remember our interaction um and i

00:54:55.420 said just see some video of him like bowing down to pfizer and i'm like baptizing him in vaccines and i

00:55:00.380 had i don't remember doing and he looked like a naked mole rat no i was just like we did that and

00:55:06.620 they're like yeah we had to take the video down because you guys started like saying like talking

00:55:10.060 shit on pfizer during the height of the pandemic and i was like oh and i was like i was like yeah

00:55:15.020 i was like i don't know and then i remember i had a i was pretty up my bad i remember i remember i had a

00:55:19.820 i had a guest um i've had guests like get up while i'm talking and like throw up in trash cans on set

00:55:26.700 like looking over and they're like vomiting on set and you're like probably shouldn't have given that

00:55:32.460 person alcohol uh but pretty much like 90 of the people i've interviewed have been

00:55:36.460 like probably over the line pretty wasted and i think that was always the key to the success of

00:55:41.420 the show was making sure everyone was borderline drunk as it started filming and that's why it was

00:55:45.740 always really quiet awkward in the beginning and everyone's like i think everyone's sitting there

00:55:49.100 going like we are on a show and it was like five minutes of like am i slurring i'm just happy to be

00:55:56.780 here elijah you know what i mean the worst is when you like feel like you the show's gonna be one vibe

00:56:01.340 and you're like i'm gonna get a little bit up and you get there and it's a completely different vibe

00:56:04.380 you're like dude yes and it's like you stumble into tim cast studio you know what that was the

00:56:10.940 thing that was the thing about tim cast that really threw me off i wasn't sure what the vibe would be

00:56:15.500 inside the room and the vibe is intensely autistic it had me off kilter like and i go to libertarian

00:56:22.220 events and i was like this was like you didn't feel that way jose oh no i was like stoned there i would

00:56:27.340 have been i would have been like oh i gotta be straight for that like all right yeah no i agree

00:56:32.140 that's very interesting about you know i didn't doing the bad thing dude i i i still tell i like

00:56:38.860 i had gotten really effed up the night before uh january 6 and um and i just i like i'm not gonna say

00:56:46.460 if i threw up in the rotunda but like i remember like i was just like throwing up in front like i was

00:56:52.540 recording like like i was just like so sick i'm like dry heaving eating cheez-its in nancy pelosi's

00:56:58.300 office you know like trying to like get my head back together because i was so hung over like violently

00:57:03.500 hung over and uh it was like the worst day to have the worst it was like the worst hangover i've had

00:57:08.380 in years and uh and uh that was not that was like a terrible day to just like need cheez-its you know

00:57:14.460 what i mean like i dude it was like tear gas and and yeah yeah you keep opening up the open up all the

00:57:21.420 the desks and all the uh the rooms there no because i got violently drunk adrenochrome i don't i just

00:57:26.780 want jesus no i didn't touch anything i didn't touch anything in the capital i didn't touch anything

00:57:31.420 in the capital i disavow but i will say that uh that it was because they shut down all the bars and

00:57:35.820 this guy had an illegal uh speakeasy that he opened and it was like it was like illegal and you could go

00:57:40.860 in there and i was there with like uh alex brucewitz and some people but the way because you couldn't

00:57:45.340 sell alcohol he just had a cover charge of like 150 bucks and then he would just bring you whatever

00:57:51.340 you wanted so it was an open bar for 150 bucks so i wish that was just a thing i wish that was just

00:57:58.220 like a thing you could go do just like just a bit like you just pay 150 bucks you can drink as much

00:58:03.100 as you which honestly it would be you probably i don't know you think everyone would die on that

00:58:11.740 i think that's the key thing get to them faster we're not liable faster if you serve them faster

00:58:18.620 then you could make it profitable because then you get them drunk quicker so if you're just like

00:58:21.660 hey here's another shot another shot another shot another shot and then but give them progressively

00:58:25.180 cheaper give them progressively cheaper vodka or whiskey right so it's like start with a belvedere

00:58:30.540 and then you're ending with like pop-off you know that's yeah they're just absolutely all

00:58:34.620 right do we want to tell uh tell elijah about the andrew show we need to get into the andrew show

00:58:39.580 i don't know what that is he's gonna steal he's gonna steal it from us if we tell him and then

00:58:44.540 i don't care he can take it run with my wife is jewish i got a little fever in my family

00:58:49.500 it's not about jews it's not really about jews it technically is about jews yeah it's about all of

00:58:54.700 it uh you just want to explain the andrew show this one is not actually hey hey let me let me get

00:58:59.180 these super chats because we we haven't gotten super chats in like yeah two years it's been pretty

00:59:03.660 crazy to get these finally we're getting uh money right now uh greg hoyt again says haha john doyle

00:59:12.140 was telling me the same thing while at am fest last year about mid women who couldn't make it in la

00:59:17.420 and grab a maga hat instead and rattle off surface level talking points yeah so yeah that definitely

00:59:23.260 happens a lot christ is king christ is king christ is king you're like oh gosh cole you seem to like

00:59:30.060 reading this off gives you a sense of purpose go ahead it does uh shauna fong it's a misnomer jews

00:59:34.620 can't be sued it is possible it is possible that's that is that is what we're saying you just have to

00:59:41.100 stalk a lawyer through a kosher vineyard bind him with a pigskin and then pay him his exact weight

00:59:45.660 in gold or silver or female oh my god as is tradition all right perfect perfect pivot to the andrew

00:59:53.500 show you want to explain what the andrew show is the andrew show is are you aware what you're

00:59:58.860 aware what bcat is elijah it's like a broadcast cable network anybody could just put whatever on

01:00:04.620 there and it was on like old school cable so the andrew show was an attempt i guess in the early

01:00:10.300 2000s of the kkk to outreach to children so they got this cute kid named andrew and he just starts

01:00:16.140 dropping truth bombs on your head it's been deleted but we've we've been able to recover seven episodes

01:00:21.420 and today we're going to watch the final one oh we recovered five that's right yeah yeah and we

01:00:31.580 if you want to look into it's great because he said he has some great thing he um he gets really

01:00:36.700 upset this kid also before we get into he has a pretty bad list and so like he'll literally talk

01:00:42.540 yeah he he loves to talk about race missing race weight mixing

01:00:46.220 but he just goes waist mixing and then uh i can't remember how does he end the show i forgot how's

01:00:52.620 the uh stay white and proud stay white and proud yeah so this is uh oh what was oh is this the uh the

01:01:00.860 gabriel gafford's thing i think i'm actually i'm actually not sure i don't know what he's going to

01:01:05.900 talk about here probably not the jews this time though actually this even this is this is an upload by

01:01:11.020 so this is even even the wayback machine look at the suggested all the suggested is kids stuff like

01:01:15.900 that's what it feels like to have autism and number one is what does it feel like to have autism

01:01:23.100 it's a show for white children curated for you toad and this is your youtube

01:01:27.580 it's it's the tower gang youtube tower gang is logged in it's it's the tower all right here all right

01:01:34.860 let's go all right pull up the history of tower gang pull up this history i would love to see what the

01:01:39.100 fuck you've been looking at toad let's not do that remember to unmute it toad oh yeah let's do it

01:01:49.340 he's got the uh the ccr going on show for white kids that's right now all of you know about the

01:01:56.940 attack in arizona where that person shot all the people now if the people had guns they could have

01:02:05.500 shot him before anyone else was shot and killed now don't let anyone tell you that guns are bad

01:02:13.340 because cops have guns and they are good the army have guns and they protect our country the facts are

01:02:20.620 that the more guns that good people have the less bad people get to the race stuff

01:02:27.020 and if all the people at the meeting had guns they could have shot the crazy shooter before he shot

01:02:39.260 the nine-year-old girl i swear to god this episode is dead about the movie called the spy next door

01:02:45.820 it might be it's on there you go this is on youtube so in the movie is a spy but he is

01:02:51.180 stating a white person has three kids yeah but the two people dating are this mexican and that is not

01:02:58.620 good now at a school in detroit is allowing cis sick sick students to wear a small religious dagger to

01:03:13.340 school but that's not really fail because i hear about kids getting kicked out of school because

01:03:21.020 they're carrying a small water gun or plastic small like fake knife so if you have anything you want to

01:03:30.620 send me send an email to the andrewshow at hotmail.com tune in back next week bye

01:03:36.540 bye that was the most underwhelming of all of them it's not an accurate representation it's way more

01:03:46.060 bangers usually save the white race we savored it like like good whiskey and it really just went sour

01:03:51.500 at the end yeah we got no though there's there's no there's no issue more more important to me than

01:03:56.780 the preservation of the white race i genuinely believe that is like the most important issue because

01:04:02.860 because like when too many like it's the one issue that they don't want you talking about

01:04:08.860 because it's the most formative and important issue the reason why i say this is because i was i tweeted

01:04:12.620 today about my endearment for zionists i really really enjoy zionism uh a lot it's like an educational

01:04:21.260 thing for me right like i like i like i i've i've put up i've had journalists by the way that i've worked with

01:04:27.900 in some of the most detrimental and serious times journalists that i've platformed when they were

01:04:33.580 being blocked on twitter that i've encouraged people that i've helped financially people that

01:04:38.780 i've that i've coordinated with with high security measures and given emotional support people that

01:04:43.180 i've paired up with when their own publications came against them who have disavowed me and unfollowed

01:04:48.540 me for simply asking a question about the jews on twitter one time so i have watched people that asking a

01:04:55.820 question they're so dedicated to this zionism and this supremacy that like it is more important than

01:05:03.180 everything and the self-preservation of jewish people than the state of israel and their interests

01:05:11.020 supersedes even your own family relationships and it's this bond this tribalism that is like so strong

01:05:17.100 you can be like the smallest group of people and somehow control everything

01:05:21.260 fuck i just want to emulate that you know i want that i want that for white people but i want that

01:05:27.500 for white people i don't want to be accepted by the jews i just want to copy them right so i'm like

01:05:31.900 a jew i'm like what do you think copycat what do you think the holocaust was bro i don't know you

01:05:36.940 explained the entire plot it was just white people doing that they were just they just stole what the

01:05:40.940 jews were doing they said we got to get rid of the jews so that way they can't rat on us that we stole

01:05:44.700 their but you know you see how that turned out um but by the way we do actually have one more uh

01:05:51.420 30 second andrew video what did you just pull us out of your ass who is is he australian or just like

01:05:57.100 autistic we we he's from arkansas yeah yeah so he was his his uncle or is it dad or grandfather it's

01:06:03.900 one of his like family members it was like a whole family but his dad was a high-ranking kkk his

01:06:08.620 grandfather is thomas robb i believe um and then they his sister had like a has a white supremacist

01:06:17.820 white supremacist uh it's actually pretty dope could you use your cia connections and get us in touch

01:06:24.620 with andrew we hope he's still alive who's got cia connections we really want andrew on the show we're

01:06:31.020 just going to say that so uh walking saw or his fucking dude he does i can't what's the uh one because

01:06:37.820 he this is like we want to say around like mid-2000s like somewhere around the we haven't

01:06:42.300 probably like our age now yeah but there's one of there where he goes off and he's talking about um

01:06:48.860 gay people and talking about uh homosexuality and how he was and he talks about he's like in a couple

01:06:55.900 years they're gonna be telling it was uh it was because of um sex ed and he was like in a couple years

01:07:02.220 they're gonna be showing kids how to have anal sex and we're like well you know i mean he like

01:07:07.260 nailed it he nailed it every one of his things except the cop i'm not like like he goes it's the

01:07:14.140 jewish like conspiracy or something like that so we all know it's the jews

01:07:20.540 it's the jews i think you guys heard about that though like i was telling people how my son uh like

01:07:28.220 a lot of people when they're getting vaccinated they're getting diagnosed with autism my son accidentally

01:07:31.580 guy diagnosed with anti-semitism and so he's he's uh he i've explained it's really a lot of work but

01:07:39.180 you know it is uh it is it is uh sobering to see a kid you know standing up for himself i i do find

01:07:47.100 though that the the loveliness of all this shit like the reason why they like us talking about trans

01:07:52.060 stuff is they love us talking about trans stuff because it does jack shit right like it doesn't do

01:07:58.940 anything like trans stuff is just gay and that's just all it is just gay shit and and they don't

01:08:03.580 mind you talking about more we don't mind you talking about gay stuff either like what they don't want

01:08:11.340 is i'm not going to go down this path but what they don't want is gay liberal democracies being turned

01:08:19.020 into nationalist centers because when the if the nation becomes about ethnicity ethnocentrism

01:08:26.620 religious uh hegemony if it becomes about a an ability to have a common faith and language then

01:08:34.300 obviously then there'll be similar interests there'll be coordination organization and then your country

01:08:38.780 will have an identity which means that you can't just outsource its money you can't just rape it for

01:08:43.820 its taxes you can't just do what you want with the money of the country and since culture well

01:08:49.740 but the culture is all about it's all about turning countries into economic units right and that's why

01:08:54.780 the fucking italian bitch that runs italy switched her her tune and she goes oh to preserve italy we

01:09:01.900 need to bring in um immigrants what she's saying is to uphold the financial output and economic structure

01:09:07.900 of italy to continue to generate tax revenue and to uh you know support the pensions

01:09:13.500 therefore keep the politicians elected and therefore allow the banks to do what they want inside the

01:09:17.180 country then we need to bring in in foreigners so that they say to keep america going means just to

01:09:23.180 keep generating more and more profit that's why america look at it as it's gotten more and more

01:09:27.180 immigrants more and more multicultural its economy has like doubled two times the size of europe and

01:09:32.540 that's what they care about is just money it's just tax revenue and interest rates and usury and that's

01:09:41.100 all they if your family if your family is up if you're addicted to stuff if your whole nation is

01:09:50.780 in violence if you're not safe in the streets it doesn't matter because the value of your city isn't

01:09:56.140 its beauty it's not its safety it's not it's it's it's harmony it's the fact that it's pumping out

01:10:02.140 money so if 24 people are getting shot every weekend in chicago but it's pumping out 200 billion

01:10:07.580 dollars you know a year then then it's successful and that's the crazy part in fact if it can pump

01:10:13.900 out 250 billion dollars and it requires 500 people to be shot every year that's even better right

01:10:18.940 that's even that's even more successful and that and you know what it's true these people

01:10:23.340 i don't know about you guys but so we had on ryan dawson and he uh he debunked like the entire holocaust

01:10:29.980 and right now i feel more concerned about the channel from what you just said than when he

01:10:35.580 debunked it that's true that's true because the holocaust is in the past man you can't talk about

01:10:41.020 the present this guy's this guy's saying the real right now oh my god it's just true though

01:10:47.820 but it's true and people go it explains but usually explains the whole world because with the banks and

01:10:52.700 what they control it's like i always break the world and geopolitics down to two types of countries

01:10:57.420 countries that drop bombs and countries that get bombs dropped on them right they both play their

01:11:01.340 part in the military industrial complex which again is about generating revenue and part of the reason

01:11:05.580 why countries have to generate revenue is to fund these global wars which create you know the more

01:11:10.700 revenue it's it's revenue and and and structural changes to keep the right people in power and to

01:11:17.420 keep people you know numb to violence numb to to to warfare to keep things divided and it's like

01:11:23.420 it's really the same people behind it all um and they've you know they've stripped our identity

01:11:28.780 while they fight for theirs right they fight for their own identity

01:11:31.980 that's right that's the way to do this just don't just yeah just don't just yeah just don't

01:11:37.900 it's the usury it's the usury clan it's p it's uh sinners addicted to the sin of usury

01:11:45.340 he's about to have his own his own prager u his prager u class is advanced oh my god i imagine

01:11:51.660 remember when they put out those little short videos where they'd have some like influence or

01:11:54.780 explain some point can you imagine elijah's five minute like of that and then they're the usury clan

01:11:59.820 yeah they're not chicken washers they're money washers you're not you have to say you have to

01:12:05.580 say it's the feminists it's the homosexuals it's the users and yeah yeah you're not allowed to say

01:12:14.540 it in the words the users it's the don't say j bill yeah but and when you find out those are all

01:12:20.780 the same people then it all makes sense but that's that's that's the crazy thing and so i refuse

01:12:26.700 to give up that identity because people go what why is identitarianism important like i go you

01:12:31.660 know what this is where racism is a real cheap uh joke because i think racism is good uh but i don't

01:12:39.580 think that their definition of racism is accurate because i i think racism is is a necessity to to

01:12:45.100 self-preservation right i think the idea of of understanding distinctions between races is important

01:12:50.700 but but but but because because because because what is israel's mo israel israel i love israel and

01:12:58.380 here's why i love it they're the most prolific and organized racist country in the entire world and the

01:13:05.020 most successful racist country in the entire world not only do they fucking decimate and disenfranchise

01:13:11.500 their critics they steal land from their enemies they uh they shoot people that they don't like and call it

01:13:19.260 peacekeeping and they wage wars using other people's militaries so they don't have to sacrifice their

01:13:24.860 own soldiers they wage them off their territory and they uh and then they bring in top people

01:13:30.860 from other countries to emigrate give them full you know uh you know immunity and at the same time

01:13:35.980 they're protected by the largest military in the world but not only do they not have to fund the

01:13:39.820 military they get funded by that military so it's like it's like they don't have to pay for it so it's

01:13:44.220 and the craziest part is i like they attack they attack that military as well and then get away

01:13:48.780 with it and then they just like uh guys by the way step further than all you guys they're descendants

01:13:55.420 of nephilim there i said it um i don't even know i don't know that i have no idea no way the nephilim

01:14:01.820 were pretty sure by the way uh looking at the mailbag by the way we do have one that is a video that

01:14:07.740 looks like we probably should play it all right let's play all right hey do the mailbag music

01:14:13.500 elijah knows this one but yeah oh turn it up it's my neighbor i think okay i think we're only going to

01:14:20.460 do um uh full screen is unavailable on this that's bullshit 50 000 years of civilization they claim

01:14:32.220 they have that was like the apex of their artistic expression can you find that video again they

01:14:38.060 don't have sticks they don't have sticks anymore um because like they kick because everything's

01:14:42.620 synthetic in western society so then they have like rubber sandals like flip-flops and they literally just

01:14:47.900 sit on the street drinking jim bean and they go and and then you have to like do you know do you

01:14:56.380 know what video you need to find for your show the best video of aboriginals that i've ever seen in my

01:15:01.340 life was when um uh there's a giant new infrastructure project they have these things called smoking

01:15:07.340 ceremonies which is just satanic witchcraft uh where you like where you burn like sage and stuff to

01:15:12.460 like spirits and um the aboriginals come in drunk with like clothes that don't fit them with like

01:15:18.300 stains all over their clothing and uh the two tribes are fighting during the uh opening of the bridge

01:15:25.100 over who gets to control the smoking ceremony and basically who gets to like burn so like the white

01:15:30.860 people build a giant bridge it's infrastructure they raise taxes and what the what the abos are fighting

01:15:36.940 over who gets to burn plants under it you know what i mean and like and they're like hey hey this is my

01:15:43.740 land and uh this is the the imba gunja tribe and i'm gonna burn my sage and this is my smoking ceremony

01:15:51.100 and you see like the white like politicians in the background like just like trying not to laugh

01:15:58.380 this is mine right here is that the jungle tribe and we're gonna burn my sage you get off my land and

01:16:03.980 it's like they've done nothing to help anybody and they're fighting over who gets to burn the incense

01:16:09.260 you know why because whoever gets to burn the incense gets money because you're renting the

01:16:14.140 land from the first nations they're so crazy i don't know if you saw that news story they just extorted

01:16:18.940 two and a half million dollars there was a river a fjord that was getting eroded i'm not talking about

01:16:23.580 climate change in terms of historical climate change but like there is is the climate changes and so we

01:16:28.940 have to adjust like it's like it just does so because of like natural erosion and changes in the

01:16:33.660 climate there was like an important fjord that needed to be restored with trees they needed to

01:16:37.660 plant they needed to plant like uh 20 000 trees and the aboriginal said that like it violated the saint

01:16:43.100 that the spiritualness of their own land and they wouldn't let them plant trees unless the city gave

01:16:47.820 them two and a half million dollars and they caved and they got two and a half million dollars to allow

01:16:53.100 them to plant trees to save a fjord and it's like that's that's dude i and i and i i've seen this on

01:16:58.700 every show i go on i want to tell you this aboriginals are such a burden to the taxpayer here

01:17:03.900 universal health care by the way australia has i think the best universal health care of any major

01:17:09.500 nation in the world it's not even comparable to to uk or canada you can see a doctor today you might

01:17:15.020 you might wait three hours but not three days right it's like the best universal health care

01:17:18.220 it costs 32 billion dollars a year and i want to repeat this i'll come on here always say it

01:17:22.460 buying alcohol for aboriginals costs 40 billion dollars a year holy shit they're buying them

01:17:29.500 alcohol i don't understand yes dude it's so funny that the the liquor stores are fighting for aboriginal

01:17:35.260 rights right now because they're their number one customer they often wear like shirts that say like

01:17:39.580 rights to aboriginals called dan murphy's and like you see the news like well i don't really want it

01:17:43.900 like it'll be like an australian like oh yeah you know i hear they uh dan murphy's is trying to make

01:17:48.220 me wear a shirt that says say yes to the voice but i don't really agree with that and i don't

01:17:51.980 understand what a liquor store and uh aboriginals uh have in common that they're going to be fighting

01:17:56.460 on like a political means i'm like dog that's your 60 of your customers of course i'm going to become

01:18:01.820 pro aboriginal if i ran a liquor store you know i mean i'll be i'll tap a stick with them you know

01:18:05.420 what i mean real quick which is more barbaric that they're they're a little witchcraft they got going

01:18:10.940 on or getting your whole family together being the shit out of a chicken and telling it all the sins

01:18:16.220 you did and then ultimately killing it um talking about judo judo yeah dude i that's a back reference

01:18:24.300 dude i love i love the fact whenever i see a fire in the city because they are pretty common out here

01:18:28.780 i just assumed there was like a witchcraft seance gone wrong in an aboriginals like state

01:18:33.660 sponsored home like i'm not even joking like oh aboriginals like killed the chicken wrong you

01:18:37.420 know like i just you just know there's something because they do they rip the wood off their walls

01:18:42.540 and then they light ceremony fires in their living rooms and they burn their houses down and then they

01:18:45.980 get rebuilt like three weeks later it's crazy i didn't know because uh i remember seeing a video

01:18:50.860 or a news article about there i think there's even the another because they only reach these people

01:18:54.700 with music it's the funniest because they have the one about the uh don't be a ramage what's it

01:18:59.980 rama rama don't don't drama yeah bama rama or whatever because uh that's a sniffing uh petrol one

01:19:06.300 then there's the one about like don't be another rama rama and don't like fall asleep in the street

01:19:12.300 because they were having problems it used to not be illegal recent tell recently to run them over

01:19:18.060 like it because they used to go right ahead it used to not be like it just used to happen regularly

01:19:28.780 like you just find like squashed aboriginals because they get drunk and pass out in the street

01:19:32.700 it's like neighborhood street coyotes so you see one just go ahead and shoot it

01:19:38.220 are you really going to put like a brother in jail for like accidentally running over a drunk guy

01:19:41.740 sleeping in the street like and it was common you know it's like it's like it's like it's like

01:19:46.300 hitting a deer in the south like you know it's just like you know what they had to do to tell them

01:19:52.620 like you know what they had to do to get this to stop so i know there was the um uh the um the music

01:19:58.220 video i know there was no no no no no yes yes yes but but like when they realized like oh it's not

01:20:02.780 that they're just alcoholics like there was the thought process behind why they keep sleeping in the road

01:20:07.900 and it was because they thought the fucking asphalt was warm and the ditches with the rain would go up

01:20:13.260 so they would they would they would fall because it's like oh we just fall asleep somewhere drunk

01:20:16.700 in public might as well on the hot rock you know what i mean like the intelligence of an animal

01:20:21.660 like let's go on a rock stay warm yeah that's right yeah and so it was like like they had to like

01:20:25.980 clarify to aboriginal communities like those are not hot rocks that's a road and

01:20:29.740 those cars like they're not not rocks i don't have to spell it out for them

01:20:35.100 that's so great they'll imagine getting installed by these people they think it's like a spa or

01:20:39.660 something like just gonna massage my back i love the part that they build a road they build a road

01:20:45.500 through an aboriginal town all the aboriginal starts like oh my god they just build us hot rocks

01:20:50.700 for free dude dude the the the tires running over them is just a masseuse yeah dude what the

01:20:58.380 fuck what the fuck is going on here what what is this oh yeah what is this have you i mean we've

01:21:04.700 why is it this is the one we saw this is where this is where our song comes from yeah oh yeah yeah

01:21:11.260 this is just me is it lagging on my end it's like no it's lagging yeah

01:21:16.380 i got tsl out here it's tops uh yeah slow internet

01:21:23.100 so it's a transgender woman duetting with aboriginal elders

01:21:28.220 and i assume this is on like australian tv but i don't know why is this a normal thing

01:21:35.340 just wait for it

01:21:50.380 when we first saw this i thought i thought i thought that was a gorilla

01:21:53.660 when we first watched this just just so you know look at these sticks

01:22:04.940 he's laughing like come on man it's the cough at the very end of the video is my favorite part

01:22:10.460 this is australian television this is common this is this is really what we watch i'm not

01:22:21.740 how hard you guys fuck out to these people

01:22:25.340 like is this what they look like this is hillsong church you know this is christian white guilt has

01:22:30.780 reached such astronomical levels it's regarding dude what's crazy it's like it's hillabong church what's

01:22:36.540 crazy it's like in in the u.s like the native americans just got like casinos and then they're

01:22:42.140 like yeah we'll just run casinos get super rich and then like in australia they're just like yeah we

01:22:47.340 just put them on tv and just have them like say weird chants and then give them millions of dollars

01:22:52.380 do you like the sonorad they get liquor they have a sonorad on their her hat

01:22:56.380 is this what they mostly look like or is it like do they vary these are literally aboriginals they look

01:23:04.540 like the missing link like no lie these are good looking so this is the cream of the crop we're

01:23:10.620 talking about these like these are like eights well for the uh it's it's it's it's really sad though

01:23:16.940 because like okay like what's really sad about the aboriginals and like as much as i i love to poke fun

01:23:21.660 only because they're um because they're uh like you have no i the white guilt here is at such a

01:23:26.780 level like it's not even close to america because our black people are like 10 times worse so the

01:23:33.340 reason why no i'm not joking here here's here's really what it is like because like you can obviously

01:23:38.140 we all know a great black person right everybody knows some not one aboriginal that's what i'm saying

01:23:44.300 everybody in america knows everyone in america knows that's like okay maybe 60 70 of black people

01:23:50.620 are like wild and out but there is still like a good there is still like a good portion of black

01:23:55.260 people that are just like cool normal people that hang out or whatever i mean if we don't share a lot

01:24:00.220 of cultural similarities they're just normal people with aboriginals like you don't meet people who know

01:24:04.460 a good one and so so the the thing is is like there's there's not there's no there's no like examples

01:24:10.140 right of like like anything aboriginals did because they didn't even invent the wheel right so they didn't

01:24:14.620 have now we're getting into andrews and and and they and they didn't well they didn't have the wheel and

01:24:18.860 they also like to this day like despite the money and everything like they still haven't figured out

01:24:24.380 a wheel they haven't figured out how to stay sober right like they haven't even figured out how to like

01:24:30.220 like it's not even like they haven't even figured out how to like just be sober for a day and so so

01:24:35.580 like the simping is so bad that before every single thing on tv whether it's a sports game whether it's a

01:24:44.620 political conference whether it's a uh uh uh dedication a live show dancing doesn't matter

01:24:50.620 it starts out with like an aboriginal like that blessing the ceremony and then being like oh mate we

01:24:57.340 gotta give thanks to the first nations for blessing us with the opportunity for this land

01:25:02.780 and uh for all the great achievements but they never named them right it's like all the great achievements

01:25:06.860 that they brought and the successes of the land yeah for these fucking abos yeah but you're like

01:25:14.780 you're like bro other than fueling the liquor community or the liquor industry i don't know what

01:25:18.860 else they do but i i elbows they did dancing queen right dude it's but it's so yeah but it's it's so bad

01:25:26.300 that like like and when you tell an average australian uh like i go i someone had a sign on their

01:25:32.220 store and it said like we thank the first nations and i go hey quick question i'm not from here i'm from the

01:25:36.460 united states um i keep hearing a lot of people talk about like the first nations people and so

01:25:41.580 what was what was that nation characterized by like what was their culture and like what were their

01:25:45.900 achievements and they go all night what you go yeah as a nation right so they were the first nation

01:25:51.260 here like what was their uh what what how would you define like describe me their nation and how

01:25:59.740 what did they accomplish what's their history i was like all night i don't really know and it's like

01:26:04.220 like uh do you know and i remember i was like i was like so you have a lot of aboriginal friends

01:26:08.700 oh no mate why why not oh you know they just kind of stick to themselves and you know and like

01:26:15.340 beat each other too right not just sticking with you they stick each other right yeah but like but

01:26:19.660 they still like stick to themselves no like it's dude it's it's like so and what they do is they do

01:26:24.860 this here so like i live in a in a pretty so pretty easy to live expensive neighborhood in it like in

01:26:29.740 a country where it's just like there's just a separate like like the first nation yeah it's

01:26:34.940 like they're here dude they're heroes like you don't understand they're heroes out here like it's

01:26:41.740 not just like oh yeah like be nice to aboriginals it's like oh i like i was watching this is like

01:26:46.540 every show i'm watching a um it sounds like people in awe of trained chimps interior design show selling

01:26:51.740 a 37 million dollar mansion in near darling harbor in sydney by the way and and the first thing it starts

01:26:58.300 out with like welcome into the home first we uh we made sure that we put a giant aboriginal

01:27:04.380 artwork in the front of the house because you've got to give respect to the original owners of the

01:27:09.420 land and it's like dude 37 million dollars is disrespectful to every human that exists for a

01:27:14.460 piece of house in sydney like but it's they had to start the tour with aboriginal art and it's just

01:27:20.540 and it's just feces on a piece of driftwood

01:27:22.300 like markings of how many kids they've beaten in the last 30 days like a little x for every

01:27:30.860 child that's yeah they've been abused their cave actions yeah that's that's how far they've advanced

01:27:35.980 it's actually it's actually a burnt the what's left over of their house is just a burnt husk they just

01:27:41.340 dude and they want to kill white people like like the like the black people in south africa

01:27:45.180 oh really but like yeah they they hate they hate white people now and they're like racist didn't

01:27:51.020 now was it like this all right this could be like uh like it's some rooted in some type because

01:27:57.980 it didn't like australians like before like in the 1800s weren't they like killing a lot of them

01:28:02.460 though weren't they like yes they like dude it's it's the best thing is tasmania one of the states

01:28:07.420 yeah tasmania yeah uh yeah tasmania they genocided every single aboriginal on the island where there's

01:28:12.300 like i don't know one that exists and if they do exist they're hiding really well well and they

01:28:15.980 couldn't escape because it's an island and they and now they have aboriginal like art museums there

01:28:20.140 and stuff like that and like there was like some controversy i watched on the news they were like

01:28:23.660 there's controversy over the aboriginal art museum saying that there's no aboriginals that are actually

01:28:28.300 working at the museum and i went what happened to them where are the aboriginals that would work at the

01:28:35.100 museum oh they're dead and uh how's the crime in tasmania compared to darwin and and stuff you know

01:28:41.020 like yeah that's right you know what we need to do elijah like just just rebrand yourself go go far

01:28:49.900 left you're going far left and just start a campaign to get the first aboriginal person elected as

01:28:55.340 president of australia that's what they're working on it have you looked up what the voice is so it's

01:29:00.860 coming to america it's coming to america their un has a new thing where they're trying to give it's

01:29:06.700 they're gonna do it in america they're doing it new zealand they're doing it here um it's this new

01:29:10.540 thing where you take the minority and you create a new superposition in the government that is a

01:29:16.300 representative that represents the minority and can again override the vote of the people so it's

01:29:20.460 like override democracy and it's funded and they get like three percent three percent of the gdp now the

01:29:26.380 nation does so now like three percent of tax revenue goes to these people to fund their nation

01:29:31.340 and they can they compete in your own democratic office and they report and they have a representation

01:29:36.700 the u.n and the u.n backs them and then once it's then it rewrites your constitution they want to

01:29:41.740 rewrite it in and then once it's rewritten in if you try to overturn it then peacekeeper from the

01:29:46.700 u.n can come in aka nato can come in and occupy the country if you have tried a rebellion to remove

01:29:51.420 them from power it's it's fighting a sovereign nation so now you're so funny and that's we're in

01:29:56.460 the middle of that right now i can't wait to see australia have to parade around a semi-semblance of a

01:30:03.100 normal human being from this this this is like i am going to uh this could segue nicely this could

01:30:09.020 segue nicely into the one mailbag no no hold on i just want to say this i am going to go to the

01:30:14.220 closest wastewater plant dip myself in all the human shit and then fly myself to australia and be like

01:30:20.380 their einstein because like they can't tell the difference i'm just gonna i'm gonna run like three

01:30:25.900 percent of the country it's gonna be amazing all right let's do our last mailbag respect our guest

01:30:30.060 time we also do have a um we have i've gotten so open about this like i don't care anymore there's

01:30:35.740 nothing like there's literally i don't care like i just don't care dude i the point is is i always

01:30:40.380 tell people go live by aboriginals you know like if you love them so much go live by them you know

01:30:48.060 that's a great thing to say to anybody like race or just go live there go to their villages you live

01:30:53.900 there you wouldn't you wouldn't do because you know what it's like every country australia is also

01:30:59.340 segregated like white people live by each other okay and the only like kind of cool people here

01:31:05.740 that are like that don't smell like bo are like uh that's hard to say but there's like there's like

01:31:13.820 there's like a couple maybe cool syrians a couple called persians and stuff like that but even the

01:31:19.020 lebanese here lebanese are cool in their own country and here they're shitheads like the lebanese are like

01:31:24.380 actually like usually pretty good immigrants too in the us lebanese i think are pretty cool

01:31:27.980 yeah a friend is lebanese he's based yeah but here they're all getting call them a terrorist though

01:31:32.780 yeah well it's not lying but it's also like but like no but it's it's it's because they simp so hard

01:31:38.700 here like in the us you gotta fight for your shit and no one wants to be the next black group like right

01:31:43.020 every other race is like i don't want to be black people like i'm i'm not going to like put up with

01:31:47.100 that shit so they work oh they actually want to be abos well they don't but i'm saying everyone here

01:31:51.820 because it's a socialist country when you get here the the minorities don't do well like they do in

01:31:56.380 america like they just like become like more ghetto minorities because they get free health care

01:32:01.580 free center link imagine making four grand a month for doing nothing for the rest of your life

01:32:05.980 it's pretty good yeah the goal um shauna font since another one he said ancient kazarian empire is

01:32:12.060 seated in ukraine not a coincidence we are sending our money there or or that their last four prime

01:32:16.540 ministers were jewish that's an old thing but think about that all right last man bag well this is the

01:32:21.580 yeah the only mailbag we're doing this is from dan welch who also uh said happy birthday to clint and

01:32:26.700 he uh he abused the mailbag but we'll uh just watch this video he said to skip to 120 in this video

01:32:34.380 so that is what we'll do and this is uh you couldn't clip it yourself dan you fucking lazy

01:32:38.620 bitch i know come on man making me making making me do the work she looks rough this is this is an abbo uh

01:32:45.740 who is uh translating uh the premiere of western australia so good they do this by the way english

01:32:53.740 this is uh it's called anti their language auntie sound yeah we got it turn it up there you go i got

01:33:00.700 it i'm very difficult for the unvaccinated from january 31. no pubs no bottle shops no gym no yoga

01:33:08.220 classes no gigs no dance dance floors no hospital or aged care visits if you choose to remain

01:33:15.260 unvaccinated and at this point it certainly is your choice you're choosing to put yourself at risk

01:33:23.100 yeah where is where's the apple oh the apple's at the beginning this guy this is an important message

01:33:29.100 a proper important one to keep everybody safe one you can die from the corona or get really sick

01:33:45.900 you can pass away from this corona or you can get really sick one the corona needle will protect kids

01:33:55.660 old people men and women well the young crowner needle gonna keep them mel a safe one for all the

01:34:07.820 kids and for all the men and women many people around the world have already had the needle

01:34:15.740 big mob people all around the world been already getting but positive look at this guy trying to hold

01:34:23.340 this together like that's all australians like me like you know what i mean like we're just like

01:34:29.420 you're like everyone is like in public like here just like sweating trying to pretend like this is

01:34:34.380 normal you know what i mean yeah they literally speak english it's just a version of it man so it's so

01:34:42.300 what you don't understand is it's uh so we call i call this auntie out here because it's uh it's a

01:34:47.580 combination of jamaican and then me after too much vodka it's just like hey man they'll be like hey

01:34:53.900 man so do uh can you can you tell your friend that i want a yeah i am the one to to

01:35:01.500 put a hole in you want to one you're like you just you just like got confused you just

01:35:08.380 take what they say confuse it and throw some dumb in front of it yeah i can just imagine

01:35:12.620 go off keywords and context and that's it this is the final wait listen this is what i want to tell

01:35:17.500 people so they know how serious this is though this is what i meant by like this this video i

01:35:22.060 remember watching this back in like this is 2021 but this is this is what i meant by the um the end

01:35:28.140 of the world is more funny than you think because like you're in your house and you're finding out

01:35:31.900 you've lost all your rights to go out in public you've been othered and you're you no longer have

01:35:37.660 like you're this you're you're a chad white guy you're buff you um have like six kids you're you

01:35:42.380 know an engineer and you're told because you didn't give it you know you didn't obey the regime you've

01:35:46.940 lost everything and you're told you lost everything by a gorilla going you lost everything man one

01:35:53.500 it's no longer happen i am a good this i am the speaker for the country or one and you're like

01:36:00.060 fuck that's who's telling you like you like that's who they that person gets to stay in the regime

01:36:05.340 and you don't think about that's crazy this really happened to like i was like over three

01:36:10.700 million australians found out they lost all access to life by somebody speaking in drunk jamaican

01:36:16.540 english so that's nuts i love the thought that this guy was just in a meeting and they had like a

01:36:21.820 like they had a hat draw of like who has to do this thing and he's like he's just like and it's steve

01:36:27.180 and steve's like fuck dude dude this this this aboriginal all right fine he goes and she's like

01:36:34.140 has to go meet her and he's like hello and she's like i and he's just like he's just like all right

01:36:39.580 let's get this fucking over with dude this woman uh she she actually became a meme that i remember

01:36:44.140 we were using as like tower game spam i didn't even know where it came from i came from this i want

01:36:48.140 to hear the rest of this because i'm guessing he says it goes to 120 i guess he probably didn't say yeah

01:36:52.140 yeah yeah yeah he said go such 120. now that i know they speak like that i'm so much more intrigued

01:36:56.700 like yeah i want to do a deep one and it's safe i know

01:37:03.500 that needle block rona a free one and a safe one so get your needle now and stay strong thank you

01:37:13.500 so you will have to get him that needle and stay proper strong one and thank you

01:37:20.620 no life will be coming i want to see that with the um like remember the guy that was doing the

01:37:25.980 fries remember the guys that was doing the fries in new york he was like yeah it was the burger

01:37:31.660 element and just seeing her on the side yeah it was bill bill de blasi on the yeah you can see her

01:37:36.780 also doing the same thing but she's just like uh and y'all get uh uh the the petrol and there's also

01:37:44.300 away and there's an asphalt element yeah and you get the and you get the free fire water

01:37:54.140 yeah and free and free fire water like it's free whiskey oh my god elijah if they couldn't get the

01:38:00.780 abos to actually take the uh the vaccine i wonder if they could have just gave them like free alcohol

01:38:05.980 and they would have just been like oh shut up so easily oh yeah i'm looking to see if i can find

01:38:11.180 one of these smoking ceremonies that's just a bunch of white people smoking weed like

01:38:18.620 like yeah i'm like i'm like trying to oh look i love how there's like to kick off ed week we had

01:38:25.500 kumori group like oh my gosh dude like look yes like here's okay here's literally what it's like this

01:38:33.500 is let me send this to you i'm gonna send this to uh you should be able to present it no i'm on a

01:38:38.380 different computer though i'm saying dude i i literally i literally i literally found one that

01:38:43.020 says it's an aboriginal smoking ceremony for kids and it has all the same recommended videos look at

01:38:48.060 this look at this white field this is it with a didgeridoo look at look at this this is like to

01:38:52.380 kick off of education week this is how they this is how they do in australia by going back 2000 years

01:38:59.580 yeah watch this watch some of these videos and these things it's so good this is like what they

01:39:03.500 this is the they'd make australians do it's way worse in america like imagine if

01:39:07.260 in america you had to like you know like pull like a fake knee off the neck of like a george floyd

01:39:12.700 impersonator you know like look at this

01:39:25.340 hey that this music kind of stops though oh yeah

01:39:30.460 yeah i fuck with that music no but like go to like like there's gonna be like a white guy with like an

01:39:34.700 actual uh there's been a white guy with like a um what's it called he's got like a a didgeridoo and

01:39:41.580 he's like dressed like a i don't know what's in there there's a it's in there you can just pull up

01:39:46.380 the pic the picture even i'm an idiot and i don't know how to use okay okay you know like you do you

01:39:52.220 you know here you can't even like oh there you go smoking ceremonies and they're just the kids are

01:39:58.860 like walking right oh my god oh my god yo that's fucking look at that white guy oh the white guy with

01:40:07.100 wow wow wow he has he has uh white stripes on his white skin it just looks like he put on like some

01:40:16.620 sunscreen dude it's literally like australia is like was like the the um the most one of the most

01:40:25.500 beautiful societies right and to this day it's still known as like one of the top 10 safest countries in

01:40:29.660 the world quickly declining um like quickly declining uh like it's it's it's it's no it's

01:40:35.900 dude it's like it's so bad that in the last week there was five shootings in sydney just in five days

01:40:40.940 and people think of australia yeah that's what i was about to say they figured out guns

01:40:46.700 okay i'm not doing this on another show because i've done this on every show people

01:40:49.100 get bored about this but the uh the american fallacy that they made guns illegal and gave up guns

01:40:53.820 that's not true i don't know who made that up it's just not a reality gun ownership only went 20 down 25

01:40:58.780 percent um during the uh voluntary you know giving up of your firearms there's millions and millions

01:41:05.580 and millions of legally owned firearms here everybody i know owns one but the guns though

01:41:11.020 that everyone's like oh they don't have guns it's like they have so many guns and the only thing that

01:41:14.380 i don't know no joke was just don't have access no i don't think i don't think that abos have access

01:41:19.580 to them is our only safety measure like i think it's like that's like get them no i just don't think

01:41:26.380 that yeah i just don't think i don't think they can save up 300 bucks we should we should follow

01:41:32.540 follow more than that follow suit in the us disarm the abos yeah you can't even carry a pocket knife

01:41:38.380 with you here dude i just like to think that they're just like it would just be like you see the africans

01:41:43.420 whenever they're like fighting in a war if you ever get like videos of those and they're just holding

01:41:47.180 an ak but they're like they never shoulder it for some reason they literally hold it like this and

01:41:51.820 they're just like just shooting that's what i can imagine the avos bro they figured out

01:41:59.020 so what you want to hear something crazy though because the u.s doesn't publish the u.s doesn't

01:42:03.420 publish their like casualty numbers accurately obviously because they'd be way too high but if

01:42:08.300 you out here uh i'm not going to get into details but i've looked a lot into like there's a lot of wars

01:42:13.580 that western nations wage that don't get publicized because america stays focused so australia gets into

01:42:19.740 some crazy right and they're like in indonesia and stuff like especially with like uh islamic

01:42:25.420 extremists if we get some crazy so there was a recent like you know 12 year war in like an indone

01:42:30.060 in indonesia and um dude it's so fucking insane when you look at the stats i'll just like research the

01:42:36.620 department of defense here it's not what it's called but and like look at it and it'll be like

01:42:40.060 like it's so crazy it'll be like um 2837 like militants killed over 12 years seven australian

01:42:51.660 soldiers like seven over 12 years like i don't know i was like like two things like dude like

01:43:00.460 you lost seven men and it was probably like all and i felt like three of them it was like in one like

01:43:04.780 ied on the side so it was like really like four right five right so we take down two it's like

01:43:09.100 you really like five successful attacks and like i was watching the footage and they're like running

01:43:13.980 in bare feet yeah with like kalashnikovs just like just and you just see you just see the guy

01:43:18.940 just go and his head gets taken out and then his friend looks at him and he gets taken out and

01:43:24.060 you're like you don't look at a guy that just got taken out you duck they don't even know how to duck

01:43:28.860 like they don't even know what it does it's crazy that we lost vietnam it actually is like

01:43:35.820 we just that up so royally they were developed along far enough to where they'd be like they

01:43:40.940 were like indonesia indonesia is not too bad i mean they're just like you know they're right there but

01:43:46.780 it's still like if for some reason like indonesia is the most most muslim country in the world like

01:43:51.340 people don't realize that it's like i think it's the most populated muslim country am i wrong on that

01:43:54.860 no i think my population you might be right i don't have a high population yeah yeah but

01:43:59.340 yeah there's like it's ridiculous how many like asians like just repopulate like crazy

01:44:04.220 pretty sure indonesia is pretty third world though so it would check out that they'd be doing some

01:44:08.380 monkey no but dude you know what's even crazier so i'm really connected with the

01:44:14.300 rhodesian community out here uh like there's a real you know there's a lot of south africans and

01:44:19.420 rhodesian uh you know refugees especially in where i'm at you know in that they don't call it

01:44:24.060 zimbabwe oh no um so so like also it's really insane go look at the stats of the rhodesian war

01:44:34.300 those were badass motherfuckers there was a there was a point where there was like about 11 or 12

01:44:39.980 rhodesian soldiers dying every day versus over a thousand zimbabwean rebels a thousand you imagine

01:44:47.820 a hundred to one ratio a hundred to one the rhodesians had them at towards the end of the

01:44:53.100 war bro they had that kd of high you imagine how dope it would be to be going as like trained like

01:44:58.300 just relatively well against a group of people that have like just sort of discovered you know firearms

01:45:03.900 you could like be like on video games you're just going around like stealth killing and just

01:45:08.140 fucking run up and just knifing them no yeah but do the rhodesians dude dude the rhodesians i'm i'm not

01:45:14.220 going to get into this but i'm like working on something with these people because it's a big

01:45:17.100 community you will never have better conversations than with rhodesians because that's literally

01:45:24.060 what's happening to the west like what like rhodesia was a mat was a was a mass exporter of beef

01:45:29.180 they were they literally you know exported poppies to holland which is crazy right technically i think

01:45:34.060 it was a dutch colony um but rhodesia was was was absolutely beautiful and they you know every every

01:45:41.020 aspect of them was fantastic but they got turned against by south africa and by this you know

01:45:45.260 anti-apartheid movement um and the country just fell into disarray and they murdered all the farmers

01:45:51.100 you know they killed everybody everyone had to run for their damn lives right and now all the farmland's

01:45:55.180 dry arid wasteland and they have famines and it's you know like they're just people are breaking um you

01:45:59.580 know uh down the electrical grid there in south africa to steal fluid to sell us cooking oil i don't

01:46:04.140 know if you saw that oh i saw that yeah i could not i was like what the they're stealing the oil out of

01:46:09.180 the transformers it's not to sniff apparently no no but i mean it's to cook with well and

01:46:14.460 there's there's what there's one last there's one last independent white country in the world

01:46:18.380 okay there's one last independent white country in the world that exists and it's called orania

01:46:22.300 right no well that no no orania right it's an independent country in africa uh where the boers

01:46:28.700 live now and um and they're really cool people and they they have uh they have it's like the

01:46:33.900 safest unironically it's the safest place in south africa and there's not one black person that

01:46:38.140 lives there it's illegal and the funniest part the uh we uh we'll end up with this to let you do

01:46:43.740 some plugs but the whenever there was that video that came out about them singing the song about

01:46:48.300 kill all the boars and they use the meme defense like but the the corporate media was like oh by the

01:46:54.380 way it's just a meme they're just joking they're just having a laugh over there about killing just

01:46:58.540 cracking up just cracking up just have it's a little thing about you know just kill all the

01:47:03.100 boars just goofing around they're just goofing me i'm just goofing just goofing oh look at me

01:47:11.580 genociding white people i'm just a goofy guy i'm just a goofy guy kill white people

01:47:19.500 elijah where can people find you man oh too many places uh pornhub.com

01:47:25.580 i was watching that this morning yeah no you can uh find me on rumble slightly offensive and uh

01:47:35.100 twitter instagram there you go oh yeah uh find me top lobster.com that's where you can buy my

01:47:41.260 merch merch engine.com we host a bunch of podcasts we're doing some big things skank fest coming up

01:47:45.340 soon get your tickets and meet me in vegas man it's gonna be dope toad tower gang toad on twitter i'm

01:47:52.860 running for president for the libertarian nomination uh follow tower gang tower gang pod uh everywhere

01:48:00.460 except youtube for the time being uh subscribe to the locals tower gang.locals.com jose galison

01:48:07.660 i have the no way jose show i just got off of tim cast uh i'm not i haven't been posting to youtube

01:48:12.860 because i still have a strike kind of active so i'm gonna be posting to rumble but with that i'm

01:48:17.020 gonna cover more dangerous stuff i'm going to columbine here in a little bit dig into that see if there's

01:48:21.340 more of that story uh i'm having on uh i'm digging into the rfk assassination uh fucking looks like

01:48:27.980 the glory rfks oh yeah rfk that's actually pretty intriguing it's like it's overlooked there's some

01:48:32.780 weird mk ultra shit going on there uh yeah it's an interesting one but uh yeah uh the no way jose

01:48:38.380 show youtube all major odd factors odyssey rumble definitely rumble rumble rumble and follow me

01:48:43.180 on twitter at tower gang jose uh back on mcdave on twitter and then also on friday we're going on elijah's

01:48:48.220 show so we we wanted to do kind of like a thing so we're going to be back on his show on friday how

01:48:53.420 many are we having on how many are we having on i'm i'm going to be at legion of skanks in boston so

01:49:00.060 i think i can host up to four but i think i think it's going to be three three would be easier yeah

01:49:06.460 i think it's going to be the same as last time okay that'll be good hopefully uh my computer

01:49:11.340 doesn't dude i had a blue screen of death during our last like literally just my whole system just

01:49:17.260 shut down and i went fuck me and i just like gave up that day and my producer kept him writing me and

01:49:22.540 he's like do you want to go on their show i said fucking leave me alone man like i don't want to

01:49:25.740 just leave me alone dude like i don't we thought it was so we we i don't know if you do this but we

01:49:30.620 went and did our own like we did another hour like we were like okay i guess elijah kicked us off uh

01:49:35.500 we're just gonna no dude it's it's gay it's gay dude like i swear like if um if if the live

01:49:43.660 streaming software and the stuff that i like could use could work on max it would be absolutely

01:49:47.740 fantastic but it's like the nature of the show like this show that you guys do is like much more

01:49:52.220 interesting than my show and it's like conversational i have require so many inputs and

01:49:57.020 shit you actually have to have like a proper like uh interface and they don't make that shit for mac

01:50:01.900 they you have to use these pcs and then they're like and then this is why i hate i hate pcs is

01:50:06.620 these fucking drivers you know like all these fucking drivers and that's what it was it was a

01:50:11.020 driver problem because all of a sudden one day a driver updated automatically because bill gates you

01:50:16.540 know needed to fuck some more kids and so he needed to like you know he needed to ruin some computers to

01:50:21.660 make more money to fund his island that we haven't found yet you know he has one for sure he has some

01:50:25.820 ranch or something that guy does we know it's underground it's under it's underneath the military base probably

01:50:29.980 that's yeah anyway yeah so that's what i say it pisses me off with production because it's like

01:50:34.380 macs are just so much easier to produce everything on they don't crash but pcs are gay but you have

01:50:39.580 to buy them and i gotta fund bill gates pedophile rings so keep buying them keep buying them and with

01:50:46.540 that you can catch us tomorrow we have andy malafarina on so uh yeah again guys thank you thank you elijah

01:50:53.020 for hanging out stay white and proud and thanks see you later

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01:51:55.880 Fuck every podcast.

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01:52:02.260 It rhymed dubitably.

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Tower Gang - August 09, 2023

Ep 135 - Squashed Abbos w⧸ Elijah Schaffer

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