Tower Gang - Ep 140 - Titty Burrito

00:00:00.000 watch yeah 1.00

00:00:01.200 it's tower again wednesday motherfuckers 1.00

00:00:23.720 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby 1.00

00:00:29.940 so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad's 1.00

00:00:32.940 and mussy 1.00

00:00:34.180 you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know 1.00

00:00:38.220 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:41.400 woe is me i'm retarded 1.00

00:00:43.940 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they 0.98

00:00:47.820 the three of you had a threesome of some kind 1.00

00:00:51.940 i was watching it and jerking off 0.99

00:00:54.940 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead eight 0.99

00:01:02.980 lewis you're like a brother to me

00:01:06.480 donald trump come on tower gang

00:01:08.240 tower gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:01:11.140 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:01:13.060 it's not what the show is about 1.00

00:01:19.980 this shit is retarded 1.00

00:01:21.200 oh hey welcome to tower gang it's wednesday bitch what's up we get to the short bus because we're a bunch of retards and so are you for watching us but that makes you fucking just like us and that makes that's why we love each other 0.99

00:01:38.620 i'm clint russell i have 100 000 followers i'm done i'm no you're not gonna interrupt my introduction i have 100 000 followers this is the last episode i'm ever to do i was doing this show for two fucking years just trying to boost me up and i did it and i'm done and this is it and that's why i'm fucking i'm gonna mail it in and i'm gonna sleep during the introduction i'm clint russell i'm the host of liberty lockdown thank you for following me on twitter and fuck tower gang we got jose gellison on the bottom right 0.96

00:02:01.280 he's a host no way he's not letting me stop

00:02:03.980 we got top lobster top lobster.com top right corner we got fucking cole who used to have a show but he doesn't anymore but he hits the gym all the time he doesn't have time for podcasts because he's always hitting the gym and he's on steroids that's all he does and then we got toad who's host of better off dead you haven't heard of it because no one has and he is top left thank you for joining us 0.90

00:02:21.540 so clint is like betting that whatever line of thought i had i would have forgotten by now

00:02:26.340 at the end of the intro so we'll just skip the beating that we give him and you know what he's 0.86

00:02:29.960 right i don't remember what the fuck i was even thinking 0.61

00:02:31.900 winner that was a cole in the intro by the way if anybody 0.97

00:02:36.960 if you didn't catch that you're you're literally retarded yes i i i found that uh i went back 0.92

00:02:42.100 if you caught our stream on uh which which we're gonna talk about the weekend belt tonight 0.75

00:02:47.300 uh oh yeah i went back through my snapchat with elizabeth because i had been logged into snapchat in like two

00:02:55.440 years so i went back through it and i found that video and i sent it and i was like they were like

00:02:58.680 we got to play this so that's just one of the i have a lot of videos like that from college which

00:03:02.660 video which video did you find yeah because you know what oh i found the other videos that we i mean

00:03:07.640 i found a lot of videos actually but some of those are too explicit that i can't talk about or show

00:03:12.920 but that one was just you can talk about them yeah you can't no no no i like i like sleeping in my bed

00:03:19.420 you already talking about it like this right like you're uh i'll talk about what i did i don't care about

00:03:24.920 your video yeah no no i just want to know what liz did

00:03:27.580 everybody's hands up i'll talk about everybody's hands to be seen the entire time core values 0.99

00:03:34.860 how hairy is my ass uh clint not that hairy i don't know but your head is enormous listen it's 0.99

00:03:43.280 hard to really tell over the barbersome buddy there's so much barbersome cole's butthole has this 0.99

00:03:49.540 like tuft of hair that looks like a feathered boa coming out of it feathered what feathered

00:03:55.120 boa i i kind of get the concept he's going for there it didn't didn't quite stick but you know

00:03:59.840 i get it i had just woken up i don't remember we're not being fair to toad because once he started

00:04:04.760 all of us halfway through gave up and said and gave we were silent halfway through like well that's

00:04:10.240 that's not our fault that's his track record's fault he's conditioned us right is that what it is

00:04:14.580 yes like you know what it is it's like if somebody had a dog and every time like they would hit the

00:04:20.000 dog and then when you go to pet it he flinched exactly that's what toad starts a joke and all

00:04:24.420 of us flinched he's he has us trained it's so funny like he this is my toads making a joke face like

00:04:32.720 where's he going with this when's he gonna finish it and how's he gonna finish like like i have to

00:04:38.420 analyze it as it's being made my my jokes are the anti-freeze of comedy they kill dogs okay i get

00:04:46.320 it okay i see you working all right um let's uh you want to just hop straight in the mailbag we can do

00:04:50.940 that couldn't we yeah oh straight in the mailbag are we gonna skip over what happened this weekend

00:04:55.340 all the fun stuff that we had we'll get we'll get a lot of time homeboy we'll get to it as our

00:05:01.040 critics have have said about us we just roll in here and just hit play and we do we do whatever 0.90

00:05:06.080 this is fucking freewheeling it's a hang we don't ever go anywhere directionally it's just 0.95

00:05:11.100 between the five of us we constitute maybe one comedian well that's uh high praise 0.99

00:05:18.040 high praise from that uh show that i guess we're not talking about so one of the mailbags uh just are

00:05:24.100 we not talking about it because like yeah we were like we were i guess we were so angry about this 0.98

00:05:30.560 that we couldn't even muster up the time or the just the the willpower to even clip this shit 0.95

00:05:35.700 i couldn't bring myself to go back and listen to it i did listen to it the first time and i was 0.99

00:05:39.920 like good point good point good point good point the point the point fuck you that's what i that's 0.98

00:05:46.240 what i did when i listened to it if i if i wanted to listen to like a jew talking for 45 minutes i 0.98

00:05:51.360 would have just listened to lex friedman so oh i think it's a part of the problem it is number one

00:05:56.640 number two number two number one in news yeah but it's number two in overall which is insane

00:06:04.900 i didn't know that that's insane that's more crazy than the number one in news

00:06:08.060 yeah and it's top you know it's i think it's top three in apple number two in uh in spotify and 0.98

00:06:14.520 number one in news on spotify i was like fuck yeah bro fuck yeah people are gonna be really disappointed 0.93

00:06:19.660 yeah so go ahead the first mailbag is uh from jack plissken and he said that the football is the 0.98

00:06:33.320 most inclusive sport in the world he sent us a video which when you first see it you're gonna

00:06:38.560 think this is the cole video that we discussed the other night but it is not i can't show this on

00:06:44.040 youtube by the way i hope you hope what the fuck does that mean like i'm pretty sure you can uh 1.00

00:06:51.260 is your dick asshole or vagina yeah like is there is there genitals in this uh there are not genitals 1.00

00:06:56.780 now oh it's my it's my last episode so i don't really care there there there there is a but and 1.00

00:07:04.080 arguably there is a hole wait wouldn't you have to give us two weeks notice you can't just no no i've

00:07:10.720 i've used you for two years and i'm done now so i don't you at least can give us a professional

00:07:14.860 courtesy unprofessional i don't have to give any notice you know how much pto he has accrued over

00:07:21.540 this time it's so much pto he just has pto yeah tons here's what i'll do i will fast forward

00:07:27.480 the video you've missed a couple episodes right like two that is crazy two three four maybe yeah

00:07:33.620 shut up toad we're talking about i'm trying to if you can't show it safely then don't i'm trying 0.87

00:07:39.960 to produce here baby so i i'm just i'm moving a little bit i'm moving into the video slightly 0.89

00:07:46.780 so you won't see this guy's butthole how about that that would be great yeah yeah great i felt

00:07:52.060 like that was disrespectful of toad i feel like we're totally gonna see a butthole yeah i feel 0.98

00:07:55.800 like i think we're gonna see an entire like full frontal male nudity and he was like it's not butthole 0.98

00:08:00.940 it's totally fine these people pay us like three dollars a month we don't have to fucking show 0.98

00:08:07.000 shit that gets us kicked off of youtube unless unless we do it like uh there's that nair guy 0.98

00:08:11.280 which i don't know if you've been watching your mom's house but the there's the course you can 0.99

00:08:15.400 see a guy on youtube put nair on his asshole completely new it's educational and if you if 0.96

00:08:21.620 you label it educational youtube will not take same thing you can watch like breastfeeding videos 0.98

00:08:25.900 i promise you we're not going to get away with no i'm just saying baby listen this is not an

00:08:32.700 education educationally everything about this is educational all right we're playing this video

00:08:39.340 all right go ahead okay if you fuck this up you're off the show and i'm not i'm being completely 0.90

00:08:45.940 serious that's the only way you can get me to come back to the show so full disclosure 0.91

00:08:50.220 i have not sorry tim that's tim tim cast i have not watched the rest of this video but full

00:08:59.240 disclosure uh so what what is this oh l the football l football yeah i i don't know this is fine yeah

00:09:06.920 yeah yeah i'm gonna play it don't play it how stupid is it to name something like he had he had a

00:09:14.180 choice tim pool he could have named it tim cast or could have named it like pool cast like why 0.94

00:09:19.460 would you you went with your first name the most boring name of every name ever created

00:09:23.380 imagine if he was like i gotta be really professional this is timothy cast

00:09:27.960 his name is it's not even a unique name it's just like please press play first off i do to say

00:09:36.740 you're wrong top uh pool cast does not sound good tim cast sounds pull cast sounds like it'd be

00:09:43.800 really great they just have women in like bikinis and it's just him in there and he's like 0.89

00:09:47.140 i guess today we're gonna talk about how long can we go without pressing play 0.99

00:09:50.740 minimize it or press play fuck we're going we're going 0.99

00:09:54.200 it's cool yo is it wait is this is this will bell boy 1.00

00:09:58.920 hell yeah

00:10:02.220 dude that's awesome what is going on dude everything about that was great that dude 1.00

00:10:21.300 showing his ass he had a huge package did you see when he grabs his like dick he had to like i mean it 1.00

00:10:28.180 was like if i grabbed my dick he'd be like this he had to like go full hand opening to get like 1.00

00:10:33.720 yeah look at that entire cock and it was still spilling out on the side that's like and then you 1.00

00:10:37.020 have the retard having a seizure in a wheelchair like oh yeah look at that again yeah show that again 0.99

00:10:44.520 you can see it standing up look how look how big his package is yeah i don't know he just kind of is 1.00

00:10:51.440 grabbing his pants you don't know how much dick he's got working no he's working with him if you're 1.00

00:10:55.420 grabbing it like that no i can do that you just grab the whole bunch you grab the balls with it 1.00

00:10:59.900 too and it makes it look like it's bigger like this was thicker jose you're hating yeah you're 0.99

00:11:03.800 i can't believe i saw jose's dick this weekend did you did you i feel like we're gonna look at the guy 1.00

00:11:11.980 we're gonna look at the guy grabbing his dick but not the tard spazzing out are you out of your 1.00

00:11:15.700 fucking mind yeah let's go back to the tard he's not giving us last day energy he's giving us sleepy 1.00

00:11:20.500 energy and he's lying about this isn't my last day i'm he but he's sleepy he's like he's dying to 0.99

00:11:25.020 have his three hour nap today i've checked out i'm done i've already got to a hundred thousand i

00:11:30.200 don't need can we can we just talk about this now can we just go ahead and get into this because

00:11:33.320 it was one of the weirdest parts of the whole weekend yeah yeah so so after we're done recording

00:11:40.380 we were like okay on saturday we're just gonna hang out we're just gonna chill all day and i think

00:11:45.360 and clint was like after he had his thing with dave smith so he interviewed dave smith it went

00:11:49.600 very well from what he said and after that he said i'm gonna get hammered drunk and just spend

00:11:53.600 a bunch of time with y'all that's what he said so we're like whatever so he comes back we're sleepy

00:11:58.020 clint so we're we're all in the in in top in top's parents pool so we're all just chilling there and

00:12:04.020 clint walks in he already he he started eating before like anybody else did so he comes out he's

00:12:09.480 already eating like everybody else is just like chewing that chicken was so it was so good it was great

00:12:14.400 he somehow grabbed uh top's awesome chicken before it was before anybody else like everybody else was

00:12:20.080 like waiting but even for like dinner to actually eat the like the hot food and he just comes in

00:12:24.480 he has like three chicken thighs and he's just like munching on them yeah clint's like from the oven

00:12:30.140 he came down i gave him a pound i was like hey good interview bro and he's like let me grab some of

00:12:34.500 that chicken and he just bounced no no but then he comes directly you said you said hey are you hungry

00:12:39.900 and i was like uh-huh and then you're like here take this chicken and i ate the chicken i got the

00:12:44.200 itis and then i make a sleepy time so but so he literally came out he came by the pool he's like

00:12:50.140 finished eating his chicken he was like he he was like i'm gonna go uh get changed i guess into your

00:12:54.860 swim shorts that was the one yeah he so he goes in three hours later he hasn't come back out

00:13:00.960 like he's gone like and we're like is he okay is he fine what's going on so finally we go knock on 0.98

00:13:07.280 this door he's out like he was asleep and so he comes back out again and my family's loud as fuck 0.96

00:13:13.700 like yeah loud it was there it was a puerto rican family just being loud 40 40 people in this house 1.00

00:13:19.220 he slept on the other side of a paper thin wall like dead to the world dead to the world he comes 0.58

00:13:27.440 back out and he's like talked a little bit with us goes back in falls asleep again he goes back to

00:13:33.420 sleep like if we're another like two hours i swear to god this guy sleeps like five hours like the

00:13:39.000 entire time he missed uh like jose leaving jose left in the middle of this and that's not my fault

00:13:44.180 that's jose's fault first off i do want to comment though i feel like judging by the amount i saw you

00:13:50.100 while you were there you guys gave me shit about only showing up for one day i feel like i was there 0.88

00:13:54.140 more often than clinton was total hours a week he was there longer it's close we also have to 0.96

00:14:04.260 consider the fact that i on one of our podcasts had just uh pointed out that clint has low t and i

00:14:10.280 think i was proven right by how that's true you did say low t and then the times that i was on 0.86

00:14:16.380 the shit i slept way more and way better so yeah actually it's a high t behavior it's evidence that 0.79

00:14:22.680 i have extremely high testosterone because i need to sleepy times and then we finally if you're 0.99

00:14:28.400 lethargic all the time then yeah that's low t but if you're like sleeping well and then when you wake

00:14:31.960 up you feel refreshed and you're i mean you can sleep a lot but you're sleeping deeply that is like

00:14:36.220 probably that correlates with high t yeah but i go super hard and then i sleep i sleepy time i wake up

00:14:41.940 and i go hard and then i sleep at time yeah i said he like you have like six hours a day where you

00:14:46.820 just focus in go over the walls and then you sleep for 18 hours all right look for the audience's sake

00:14:54.360 so they actually know the backstory i drove out at 3 a.m so i got there at 7 30 or so and then i

00:15:01.280 my sleep schedule was just broken it was just super broken and then we recorded and then

00:15:06.840 you get the toad song keep going no keep going no it's fine it's fine i deserve it i am sleepy

00:15:13.960 clint and uh i'm here to say uh yeah so just my sleep schedule was fucked up and we were like we 0.93

00:15:21.380 were recording and i uh when i perform i get sleepy because i'm old and i have low t and then uh i also

00:15:27.460 like you did take a nap on friday after you slept you went and took another nap and which i understood

00:15:32.700 that because you did what you did drive in the morning and then that night you slept from whatever

00:15:37.200 whenever we left probably like midnight till like 11 in the morning so he slept like still he slept

00:15:43.200 like a good long time at night space jason's actually correct i i just didn't want to be around the

00:15:49.160 puerto ricans if you noticed i i came out of the bedroom as soon as most of them were trickling out

00:15:54.100 and then i felt i felt less stabbable he didn't even want to take a picture he like they're like

00:15:59.880 everybody take a picture and he disappeared he did the clint eastwood where he comes out and 0.99

00:16:05.000 get the fuck off my lawn 1.00

00:16:08.840 don't you have a pinata to be hitting no that is true what if he's just super what if clint is 0.99

00:16:16.800 actually super racist towards spanish people what if he's not even sleepy what if you have the only

00:16:21.720 reason i put up with you is because i thought you hated them as much as me but i don't know that 0.88

00:16:25.760 you do because you had a whole bunch of them over at your house that is true i might be faking

00:16:30.200 but clint clint doesn't have he doesn't even admit it but maybe he's the most racist maybe he's

00:16:36.040 just in his room just going like hitting himself and going yeah yeah see see you guys got me all

00:16:41.100 wrong i'm not old i don't have low t i'm just more racist than all and that and that is a 0.96

00:16:46.400 condemnation of all of you on this panel not me i'm young and virile and i just hate puerto ricans 0.95

00:16:54.480 the funniest part though is that uh so we did see him go in there with

00:16:58.840 clint did go in there with his swim shorts we saw him go in with his swim shorts and then when he

00:17:04.400 when he was gone for a while i was like did he just like start putting on swim shorts and just fall

00:17:08.300 asleep like he literally just like he was like halfway up and then he comes back out and he was like

00:17:12.820 actually i have done that he was like yes like i've been in the middle of changing and just went

00:17:17.560 this guy is right he's like they don't understand sleepy time is what peak performance looks like

00:17:22.020 he's right because like like you said in the hours he's awake he's look at look at what he's

00:17:26.140 accomplished 100k gonna like people asking him to be you can't argue with the numbers bro it's crazy

00:17:31.180 and he's only up six hours maybe we're doing this wrong yeah i'm telling you it's a huge mistake

00:17:36.220 to think that you need to be awake more than six seven hours a day like it's just it's just not what

00:17:40.920 you have to be doing i sleep the inverse of clint and look at may exactly he's coming for the 0.98

00:17:47.880 current president's nickname he's like i'm taking that shit oh sleepy joe yeah clint's in there he's 0.98

00:17:54.300 just sleeping for 17 hours he's taking chicken he's he's maybe washing it i don't know he's acting 0.99

00:18:00.260 like he owns the whole place he's sleeping he's look here's here's also here's also the reality of 0.99

00:18:05.520 this i'm fucking sleeping like a baby i'm i fucking drive through the middle of night i perform like a 1.00

00:18:11.360 champion i'm sleeping like a baby and i'm woken up to cole fingering his asshole and jerking off 0.99

00:18:17.600 i'm i'm traumatized oh this is so great it was so it was so much fun which if you guys watch the 0.99

00:18:26.220 previous episodes we we we talked about what what was going on with uh you know so go back

00:18:31.000 go go watch the live at top lobster uh grand episode produced toad we talked about this video

00:18:37.080 so we're walking over to my parents we found the video and we're about to show clint the video

00:18:41.720 they don't even know people don't even know about the video the actual video yet no

00:18:46.520 even though we kind of wanted to he's gotta have to yeah oh yeah he has to see it

00:18:50.900 oh this like i said this was at 11 and this is at 11 so let's not pretend that we woke him up at

00:18:55.660 like eight o'clock and he's gone it's like i can't relieve this this wasn't at like eight o'clock in

00:19:01.220 the morning we me and jose talked well and also we had to go back for a second go back to wake him

00:19:06.320 up because he was about to pod yeah go back go back for three seconds toad yeah in the video i just

00:19:12.060 want to point out how you're walking backwards a little bit more a little bit more yeah yeah yeah when

00:19:16.740 you're walking backwards and talking to us it's just a strangest posture play it and by the way we did we

00:19:20.240 did talk about his socks you can see him here what is this like it's just very i don't understand

00:19:26.680 that and we did make fun of his socks the entire weekend he that's all he wears is like these like

00:19:31.260 green socks under armor like cruise socks they're not all green i like green they were all green

00:19:36.280 they're they're under armor yeah socks that i i used to wear yeah i used to wear them yeah playing

00:19:42.700 softball with the yeah with the green with the blue shorts and the black shirt and the green socks

00:19:48.200 and and when you put all that on you didn't stop the thing for a second like he probably thought

00:19:52.240 yo yo my my fit is ill he was so excited he was he was like yeah i'm gonna look pretty good this

00:19:58.260 weekend they're actually pretty surprised no i was i was thinking i know i look like shit but i'm 0.85

00:20:02.920 fucking comfortable dude he looks like a 50 year old divorcee whose uh whose stepson is coming to 0.93

00:20:07.780 visit him but he like he he wants custody but he can't really afford it it's tragic man it's tragic go 0.99

00:20:14.160 ahead and let's uh let's fast forward to you walking through this enormous door you little tiny 0.99

00:20:17.620 man yeah oh yeah yeah that was pretty funny you all see nothing i'll see my penis 1.00

00:20:23.840 look at how giant that door is here we go 0.99

00:20:30.200 jose's already seen it

00:20:34.760 yeah that door what are we doing why are we why are we just how how small he is compared to that 0.99

00:20:40.860 door toes decide to start producing now on the dumbest shit it's it's not doing so hot 0.99

00:20:45.920 that's okay it's all right keep playing that's a normal size door just for our audience's 0.99

00:20:49.680 understanding he's actually that time we go all of us are okay mom we have to it's not a lot we got

00:20:54.940 to wake him up are you know clint sleeps naked by the way so this is definitely a risk i was

00:21:05.460 really hoping he i would see like full boner like just morning wood i'm sure you were hoping that

00:21:12.100 like brunch brunch wood is basically actually what it is

00:21:16.660 so you can hear my noisemaker for this guy put a noisemaker with him he turned it off when it

00:21:29.500 during the party we recovered it open your eyes clint instant trauma

00:21:39.700 you guys are so joyous as you ruin my life oh i was so excited for you

00:21:57.100 i've been missing some gillette razors

00:22:03.160 that was me trying to compliment your piece by the way when i said it's an impressive angle

00:22:20.740 toad is oh really cool cole is the happiest person i know in real life do you know anybody i mean like

00:22:27.220 really oh yeah no i don't know anybody there's no one happy look at him look at how fucking happy 0.90

00:22:32.120 he is right now for no reason i know i know i know dogs with less joy that was the face i had when i

00:22:37.860 saw the video oh he no seriously oh yeah that was weird and we do we do have it was very top talk

00:22:45.600 about that top please yeah just after what happened because clint had already gone i don't think did we

00:22:50.740 talk about this already or were we saving it for tonight i was just gonna say nobody needs valium if they

00:22:55.340 can give plasma i think we got secure man what time it was like 11 o'clock when we finished recording

00:23:00.880 or something like that and clint like immediately walked out fell asleep it was crazy he barely i

00:23:05.580 didn't even know if he made it to the other house he just fell asleep i slept in the yard

00:23:09.740 no no no i was i was saying top tell the story of when uh jose first sees the video of yeah

00:23:16.140 cold yeah yeah so so right after you leave uh cole comes up with the idea oh maybe it's still in the

00:23:22.480 snapchat or something like that because apparently they weren't just sending regular texts they were 0.97

00:23:26.300 snapchatting because they need a third a government party present as he's showing his butthole and 0.99

00:23:31.460 jerking off to his future wife so she goes i don't think so let me and no no no wait there's one more 0.99

00:23:36.880 thing she goes i don't think so maybe it would be on your phone still and he goes no you you you broke

00:23:42.600 that phone you threw that phone on the floor and you broke it all against a wall and then and then

00:23:49.180 that was just again just brushed over like most of cole's stories just like next thing i was like

00:23:53.320 wait a second what she threw she threw your phone like that's kind of abusive behavior anyway they 0.97

00:23:57.500 keep on moving she finds the video and and the the scary part is she's going like this right she's

00:24:03.320 looking she's scrolling she goes oh not that one no not that one either and then finally like on the

00:24:12.000 fifth scroll she's like is this the one you're talking about and he goes yeah any of them

00:24:16.140 also she had saved it as well no yes okay this is very important to me like i want to get but go

00:24:24.320 ahead i don't understand the mechanism of the save but so they're watching it together her and cole and

00:24:29.180 cole's laughing and she's kind of like oh yeah like giving him the nudge like later in my daughter's

00:24:33.740 bedroom and then and then like real nonchalant jose just goes let me see it yeah and he's like

00:24:41.920 really like you sure and he's like yeah and he takes his reading glasses out and he puts them on

00:24:47.160 he really did take his glasses out he studied it he watched the whole thing he throws on a monocle

00:24:53.120 he lights up a cigarette like a real long skinny cigarette with a little hold with that little

00:24:59.120 holder i would acquire i would acquire this footage for three thousand dollars 0.99

00:25:03.660 he's like yes i see what you're doing here this amount of shaving cream on your butthole and oh 0.98

00:25:08.960 okay now the finger is going in but liz goes liz goes like this she she goes uh she's like you sure 0.98

00:25:15.720 cole and he's like yeah show him show him he's like real excited she's like okay i guess so she shows

00:25:20.440 him and as he's looking i'm looking over jose's shoulder and just grossed out me and my wife and by the

00:25:24.960 way it's like it's top's cousin and then top's wife are there as well so it's like it's the

00:25:30.700 four of us jose jose did one of these with the phone you know like the old man yeah 0.98

00:25:35.560 like that shit so he he's got to get it within the four inches worth of workable eyesight 0.98

00:25:43.820 chimpanzee sight is like exactly like that far from your face so he needs to like 1.00

00:25:48.300 and so at the same time so so top's looking over shoulder and then toad comes around he starts

00:25:55.060 watching it and it's in this whole time i'm it's weird i'm losing it because i know what's on there

00:26:00.300 and jose just goes at the end he was like nice like you can we also can we talk about the sheer

00:26:08.520 amount of shaving cream that was used in that i want to explain myself real quick everyone think i

00:26:13.160 really want you to explain yourself everyone thinks it's bizarre but as i'm hearing it i'm like

00:26:17.920 this is the funniest thing i've ever heard of in my life why would i not want to see this that's my

00:26:23.760 perspective it was the funniest moment i said it's the funniest moment of my life that i've been a part

00:26:28.400 of like i was i was almost into tears this nigga's really sleepy i can't believe by the way i i want 0.98

00:26:35.840 to i want to tell you guys what was going on like all right we talked about it on hold on put a pin in

00:26:41.640 this guys real quick if we had to go one through five most autistic to least obviously toad number one

00:26:47.060 i'm struggling between cole and jose is that obvious as number two jose's more artistic than me

00:26:53.200 it's gotta be more artistic is that what you said no autistic no definitely more autistic 1.00

00:26:57.160 he wears his keys on his belt loop like this is the most autistic motherfucker 1.00

00:27:01.500 cole wins the special olympics i think jose edges him out on the autism 0.99

00:27:06.740 yeah i'm retarded he's just like really into like minute things that don't matter 0.87

00:27:11.640 it's hard to discern like how much of it is autism and how much of it is retardation he's like he's 1.00

00:27:17.000 like 30 something and he's got a fucking he's got like a comic book room with stickers that are 0.98

00:27:20.600 equidistant i mean this is this is a level of autism that is not normal he talked he talked about 0.98

00:27:27.680 anime we were we were in the pool and he just talked anime for an hour i'm not i'm not lying he just

00:27:34.540 literally just he was just like no he walked me through the whole marvel universe you did no i

00:27:38.400 did not call you were there i mean maybe i was briefly i barely remember i don't actually in in

00:27:45.120 2008 you know they lost rights to the hulk yes and then they picked him back on 2015

00:27:50.300 yeah interesting yeah he's like oh no you're right i did talk about this for an hour it was an hour but

00:27:56.120 yeah i don't remember why we were talking about we were talking about it was kind of a going to a

00:27:59.560 different thing but we were talking about licensing issues and stuff like that i don't remember why

00:28:03.240 how it came up but yeah can we talk about the difference though so jose is in the pool and he's

00:28:07.200 going on like a 30 minute spurg out about the marvel universe and all the technicalities of it 0.99

00:28:11.720 toes in the pool and he runs out promptly and then throws up all over my fucking lawn 0.99

00:28:18.100 yeah that happened twice and cole yeah but cole was in the pool and he was uh looking at this spider 0.97

00:28:26.700 man toy that was in the pool and just like he had wondrous childlike joy so this is what i'll say

00:28:34.260 to that so what it was i was the only one in the entire i don't see how this is novel at all this is 0.75

00:28:39.640 what you do with everything in your life it's all childlike joy it's fucking awesome i'm happy for you 0.65

00:28:43.660 this is a perfect representation of cole what happened was top throughout the weekend literally

00:28:49.220 every day would just hand me edibles i mean it was every day even when we left he hand me an edible

00:28:55.400 the day that was supposed to fly he just he would just he was just like here take this uh he's gone

00:28:59.180 whatever he was like okay yeah i can't i got caught dosing um but he would he would give me an edible

00:29:04.700 every day so i would just eat that and then i was like his his cousin was like you want to smoke some 0.77

00:29:08.520 weed and i was like fuck yeah so i smoked some weed and and then i was like his dad was giving me 0.98

00:29:13.680 rum and cokes like every time he would come out and be like rum and coke rum and coke and i'm like 0.61

00:29:19.000 yeah man let's go and so top's dad top's dad is a legit legit great host i love it oh he's the

00:29:24.940 fucking best he has the best by the way he he all right so he's this like puerto rican new yorker 0.86

00:29:29.540 dude from brooklyn or whatever and he comes out and like obviously we all know top for his art right 0.98

00:29:34.280 and his dad his dad walks out we're all sitting around the pool and his dad brings out this big

00:29:38.520 framed picture that's uh artwork of oh no that was a domino a domino table

00:29:43.900 oh okay it was a domino puerto rican thing it's himself and his two best friends from brooklyn

00:29:48.460 and he's like he's like you know what my boy my boy drew this and i'm like i'm like yeah dude

00:29:56.900 that's what your son does and it was so cute though and one of them was also there at the party and

00:30:04.860 top wanted cole to play dominoes and lose and that did not happen yeah can we go back to giving me

00:30:12.120 giving a description of how please this one's like this one's like describe the weekend yeah

00:30:17.280 yeah sorry sorry yes okay because the funniest part about it is it's like you're a massive 1.00

00:30:22.320 homosexual jerking off is almost a non-factor like whatever there's a penis but like the funniest 1.00

00:30:28.800 part is the way you're handling your butthole it's like it legit reminds me of how chicks finger you 1.00

00:30:34.260 know like you kind of do that move where you kind of like work around like the hood and you kind of 0.98

00:30:38.040 like like you weren't going straight for the butthole you were like working your way up there

00:30:41.540 like you know how it would be a chick you work the different folds you can slowly get in there 1.00

00:30:45.420 was the resolution that good i could i was just waking up so i couldn't see it yeah yeah it was

00:30:50.860 yeah you could definitely see everything i could see what he's doing his fingies yeah i was i was it

00:30:55.880 was it was a production i was putting on a production for my then girlfriend maybe fiancee at the time

00:31:02.640 and you know i'm not gonna she she wants a butthole video i'm gonna give her the best butthole video 1.00

00:31:06.900 that she's ever gotten hey ladies ladies watching right now in the chat please uh throw up a one if 0.99

00:31:12.780 you like your man to put things in his butt because i'm curious and throw up a two if you think it's 0.99

00:31:18.380 gay oh i genuinely think liz was gaslighting cold just to get funny but i think i think it's just pure 0.99

00:31:23.520 domination play yeah no no no no this is where i then i say is the chat not working for you guys

00:31:29.300 it's not working yeah i had i opened up youtube to watch it so yeah i think it stopped yeah that's

00:31:33.560 why i dropped when i dropped out it refreshed and i came back in but it's it's not going so i can't

00:31:38.040 pull up so so and what i'll say what i'll say is she saved the video so on this wasn't a regular

00:31:44.160 snapchat that was sent like uh you know how you can do a snap and then it goes away this was sent as 0.99

00:31:48.720 a video like just in the snapchat uh chat she was she was saving that shit to ruin your life 1.00

00:31:54.540 you're lucky you married her because you would be fucked unfortunately she didn't know at the time 1.00

00:32:00.980 you didn't give a fuck clearly so fine send the video you're never leaving me cole i might send 1.00

00:32:08.200 this a clip one day please show it to my friends send it to my employer i don't care do you know 0.98

00:32:14.640 what i say on twitter i've been fired 15 times it doesn't matter dude they're yeah that relationship

00:32:19.520 is so weird i feel like toad gets abused and i mean cole gets abused and doesn't know it

00:32:24.180 did you guys feel that way oh yeah definitely spousal abuse i mean i get smart enough to pick

00:32:28.680 up on it just like i get beaten it's like oh she's just having a bad day just like 0.98

00:32:35.240 he's so happy he just laughs it all off but we're all sitting there like fuck man this guy's life is 1.00

00:32:42.180 awful it's like anyone ever had like a retarded dog that doesn't even do you know like dogs like 1.00

00:32:46.600 they'll pee on the carpet or whatever you hit them with a newspaper or whatever you're doing they

00:32:49.840 usually like they have this like shame or like or that when you've yelled at them they're usually

00:32:54.180 like cole doesn't even have that it's just like okay like you've read a dog that like legit doesn't

00:33:01.120 even have that that they just like they don't even have shame like i had one i had to get rid of 0.97

00:33:05.000 because it was like it just could not learn because it just didn't get fucked that's cool 0.88

00:33:08.540 jose i'm sorry but we got to pivot back here uh you said you said what i found what i found 0.99

00:33:13.980 fascinating about this is that i was i was able to see him diddling with the b-hole you never once 0.95

00:33:18.920 explained yourself you never once what do you mean what's there to explain what that that why do

00:33:24.680 you want to why do you want to watch that it's hilarious that's it yeah i mean did your did your 0.99

00:33:29.780 dick get five percent harder i didn't didn't bounce at all all right there was it was completely asexual 0.99

00:33:35.440 i don't believe you but that's okay i was looking i was paying attention 0.76

00:33:38.320 i mean don't believe you but i was like okay nice he's got a good piece there all right oh well

00:33:43.040 that's an odd uh an odd strategy there okay all right all right you know like i did so i do want

00:33:48.260 to i want to explain what toad was also talking about with me with the spider-man toy because i was

00:33:52.460 so fucking high and so drunk and then everybody had left the pool i was what did you do with the 0.96

00:33:55.860 spider-man toy i was like the only person in the pool and what i was doing is i had let the air 0.99

00:34:02.860 out of this spider-man toy under i'm looking putting in my ass i'm so high i didn't realize 0.88

00:34:08.660 my surroundings hey guys i gotta leave can you anybody know where i put my keys and you just 0.98

00:34:14.500 hear fucking cole run over jingling cold phone was on the uh floor of the pool the bottom of the pool 0.98

00:34:21.120 you ever hear the expression like where they're like if you go into my house i want to hear you 1.00

00:34:27.880 clapping so you're not stealing anything like that's what i told cole but he's just stealing shit 0.99

00:34:31.620 with his butthole i'm just like i'm grabbing it with my ass but so i was taking this spider-man 0.99

00:34:37.680 toy and it was neutrally buoyant so it wasn't going up or down in the in the pool and so i was 0.99

00:34:42.360 just looking down and i was so high i said i had like childlike wonderment again i felt like i was

00:34:46.660 a child discovering like what water was and so i was just sitting there doing like this for probably

00:34:51.880 15 minutes and i was just watching putting it was like above my hand i'm just sitting there like

00:34:55.760 this and then they all at one time like top's wife my wife and uh another woman that came that 1.00

00:35:01.140 weekend just kind of looked at me and they're like what the fuck are you doing you're just over 0.94

00:35:06.580 there dropping the water watching public yeah i'm so excited and like i could like for some reason 0.86

00:35:13.880 like the the light was shining in the pool a certain way so it looked pretty like it was just bouncing

00:35:17.580 off light everywhere and i was i was so like engrossed in that that whatever they said something

00:35:23.300 it took me out of it and i just started i just burst out laughing but it was i probably looked like a

00:35:26.940 complete retard i mean just completely retarded what i'm taking away from this whole weekend 0.99

00:35:32.520 with just you guys is that everybody is exactly who they are so usually when you come when you come 0.94

00:35:38.980 on a show you are who you are sleepy and you turn it up you turn it up to like 11 right clint like like

00:35:44.740 if you want to be a personality these guys turn they must be turning it down because toad is way more

00:35:49.340 autistic and awkward in real life than on this show cole is way more exactly the way he is but in real 0.85

00:35:57.080 life yeah he's happy on this show he's like as happy as he is here he was way happier to see us in

00:36:03.340 person i was so excited to see y'all it was so smiling like didn't stop i have this thing with people

00:36:11.060 where i don't trust the emotions that they give off sometimes sometimes like you'd be like is that is

00:36:15.360 that real is that for 100 trust cole's emotion on happiness you can feel it yep it's not awkward

00:36:22.120 it's not i was stoked because jose was uh not like just brutally high for a while and i got to actually

00:36:29.640 talk to normal jose for a minute i was like oh there you are buddy oh cool good to meet you

00:36:35.160 i can't believe cole's employed it's like they know they're employed an actual retard 1.00

00:36:41.560 for the record i i was uh even though i was sleepy i was extremely happy to spend time with you guys 0.61

00:36:49.160 it was fucking super super fun and for the record jose you think that i didn't spend that much time 0.79

00:36:54.940 with them but uh once i did finally wake up and you were gone i spent like seven or eight straight 0.94

00:37:00.520 hours with them no no no hanging out until 2am and then i drove home we had a business cole and jose

00:37:06.200 are the ones who i'd want to be actual friends with i disagree i'm insulted if you had to take

00:37:11.720 if you had to take two of us to be actual friends with you're going to go with cole 1.00

00:37:15.160 and then jose this is also over he's an asshole yeah over offers you know look you know what though 0.98

00:37:22.420 over has met me in real life i'm insulted you know what though that's a common through line i've 0.98

00:37:27.220 seen on twitter is it's like me and cole team to be the ones people love a lot although sometimes i

00:37:31.620 get some hate from certain factions but generally speaking me and cole are like zero hate it's yeah

00:37:36.080 you get zero hate i get a little bit i didn't even that the whole podcast that went off on us

00:37:39.980 they made fun of everybody in here i didn't get a single like stray bullet at all i think there's 0.96

00:37:45.380 like look at this faggot reference the office and i'm like yeah you're right you know you know what 1.00

00:37:50.060 that means though it means you're not notable and yeah that's true no no i think with notoriety 0.99

00:37:55.300 comes hate he is notable he made he makes i know it's his energy they must sense it from there and

00:38:01.640 they're like i can't talk about this guy he's probably always smiling yeah he's a joy they feel 0.98

00:38:05.620 bad for me they're like they really like actually this is like a dei hire man like they fucking 0.98

00:38:10.240 they got this guy on here big chungo said he would hang out with top and top my nigga what's up 0.99

00:38:16.640 nice i would pull you up over here but but they fucked up the chat top just his whole family is just 0.94

00:38:21.560 so fucking the best thing is just like if i'm gonna be serious here for a moment just so 0.91

00:38:26.420 they stabbed like three of us we were gonna talk about that dude tops mom tops everything 0.99

00:38:33.300 she got them heavies 1.00

00:38:34.820 she got them heavies i know i know she's watching that that's why i'm doing it she got some bowling

00:38:44.880 balls and a package of pudding man like they are a sweet little sweet chariot i just want i just 0.99

00:38:51.000 want to fucking lay down on the ground and let her fucking smash me to death with her you know i'm 1.00

00:38:54.240 saying just do that thing that you did with blankets when you're little and you roll yourself up but do 1.00

00:38:58.660 it with the titties yeah yeah yeah i want to fucking use her titty flesh to set up a tent and then 1.00

00:39:03.660 take a nap and take a nap or make a titty burrito and 1.00

00:39:05.700 also all man let's like her tits are actually above the level of our head 1.00

00:39:19.600 the only one i'd be legitimately worried about like making this comment and actually reading it is 0.99

00:39:29.000 is toad 100 toad yeah i feel like he'd be really into he's got he's got a huge breastfeeding uh you

00:39:35.540 know thing so makes sense but but you the only person you need to worry about is a guy who quit

00:39:39.960 the show and that's reed because reed would give it to your mom by the way oh that's i want to give

00:39:44.020 credit real quick older women i want to get credit real quick talk to you he probably was like if i

00:39:48.680 talk to her i'm gonna wanna and i know that my manly my manly aura is just too much we know we've 0.98

00:39:55.280 never we've never seen reed around a woman like that he wants to fuck he might turn into a totally 0.98

00:40:00.460 different person he might be so like just like he turns into me but it's just like yeah he's just 1.00

00:40:04.820 like completely different yeah he's just wants old pussy by the way i want to i want to give credit 0.98

00:40:12.400 i don't remember who it was but someone put out james is a top heavy lobster someone someone replied on 0.99

00:40:20.120 the on the butthole showing video to clint uh somebody replied uh it's half the seven dwarves

00:40:25.460 and are going to go wake up a man who never does leg day that was my favorite reply that's a great 1.00

00:40:29.640 comment great comment yep and i do do leg day once a week you fucking piece of shit don't look like it 0.99

00:40:35.480 and we forget who said it so they don't get credit for it good they don't by the way i do want to say 0.99

00:40:41.400 when you guys roasted me i don't even know if it was you that said that but it was some other replies

00:40:44.600 the only thing that remember that time i had the shirtless pic and then cole told me it was like i got 0.99

00:40:50.300 titty surgery um the only thing that even slightly got under my skin was one motherfucker was like 0.99

00:40:55.900 look at this dude don't do no leg day and i'm like and me i'm like my legs are my biggest goddamn thing 0.99

00:41:00.500 but it's like the angle and the shorts like you kind of can't see so you just see the like a little 0.99

00:41:06.020 bit of the calf so it just looks like it's because you wear those fucking goddamn like long 0.99

00:41:10.400 like khaki i don't know my thighs are for my wife all right he looks like a skater from 1997 0.99

00:41:16.660 it's cool the comments are a disaster i wish i could pull them up somebody says mama lopsie do 0.88

00:41:20.820 you really have them heavies yeah my mom answers yes i do i did not think what the fuck is wrong with 0.68

00:41:25.420 you guys elizabeth said wait clint works out this is disrespectful oh my god that that is what gets 1.00

00:41:33.160 under his skin the best that's the best one just to like make skinny fat or fat references just

00:41:37.240 doughy references i thought the picture we took we all looked pretty good i think i think

00:41:41.180 yeah clint almost left when he said he came in the house and he said so guys i'm going to shoot 0.97

00:41:48.000 he said you think i should run for president and and cole goes i think you should fucking run 0.99

00:41:52.580 no no no no no i'll say what it actually was no no i'll say what it was he said um 0.97

00:41:58.200 he said what are the benefits to me running and i said lose weight 1.00

00:42:01.980 he just he looked he looked at me he was like you motherfucker like you son of a bitch 1.00

00:42:10.280 all right we got one more mailbag question we do i think we have like two more we have a couple 1.00

00:42:18.960 more uh conspiracy extremists says according to recent data an alarming 82 percent of trans people

00:42:24.320 contemplate suicide 40 attempt and 13 succeed what are some things tower gang fans can do in their

00:42:31.760 community to help pump those numbers off being 13 aiming to beat the fake 1945 numbers uh top was

00:42:41.860 helping this fucking week he just like well actually top wasn't helping top was actually trying to fix 0.94

00:42:47.520 this issue top said they shouldn't be allowed to have guns and like that's actually going to fix most 0.95

00:42:53.040 of the issues i feel like it doesn't want to waste the bullets yeah do you think do you think more of

00:42:57.000 them would kill themselves uh if if they had guns or more would kill themselves from my just from my 0.95

00:43:04.060 argument of aggravating them saying that i if they did i would take them away look honestly if a if a 1.00

00:43:09.480 fucking tweet pushes them over the edge they were real they were going to go at any moment yeah what 0.98

00:43:13.600 do you think top's kill count is 1.00

00:43:15.000 when i get he said he sends out one tweet it's seen by a thousand transvestites and there's a hundred

00:43:22.340 less of them no crazy genocidal tweets there's 13 less yeah top's body count is thousands of 0.97

00:43:29.220 trannies 130 that's horrible man that's horrible i can't i can't believe top's tweets would do that 0.97

00:43:34.000 for those for those that don't know uh top tweeted out uh what was it it was transvestites shouldn't 1.00

00:43:40.380 have guns and i just said uh trans shouldn't be allowed to have guns no the best thing is that 1.00

00:43:46.600 you have mostly a libertarian audience no you said they shouldn't have guns no you said they

00:43:50.680 shouldn't right you said yeah that was the key point sorry trans shouldn't have guns maybe that's 1.00

00:43:55.220 what i said right it should be allowed too he didn't say that that was a key key point that was

00:44:01.260 playing up that was that was the mind which by the way top also agrees with that too

00:44:04.880 don't make that clear he's like i also i also agree with that but that's not what i said

00:44:10.720 but he was trying to trigger all the libertarians because they were they got into the legal aspect

00:44:16.100 yeah and it was just it was just a war dude he was just going to war forever this came right on

00:44:19.640 the heels of of me ending spike cohen's uh 2024 presidential run thank you and right after i

00:44:26.440 realized that i had the l the lp people hating me so i said okay i'm gonna drop this bring you trans

00:44:33.260 people in and then the other trans people in and have you all attack me at once and i'm going to 0.91

00:44:38.160 see what the monetization payout looks like in about two weeks from that maybe we were a little

00:44:43.520 too harsh on spike with the whole trans genocide thing he seems he was right so i said trans people 1.00

00:44:49.320 shouldn't own guns there you go there you go that's which is a true statement i mean and like to

00:44:56.160 argue that it's just like i mean it's objectively true just i have statistics like i have statistics on

00:45:01.300 my side what do you have your side like emotions who gives a fuck about that the thing is top top 0.84

00:45:07.460 and doing this actually principles he actually proves spike right that there you have love for 0.99

00:45:13.060 your common man fuck you that there is a trans genocide but the thing is that top is the one 0.98

00:45:18.040 committing the entire thing yeah that was my point yeah that was that that was a joke yep we got that 1.00

00:45:23.280 all right third one oh what can we do to pump those numbers up top's already handling it no no

00:45:27.960 seriously if you want to pump the numbers up it's just continually go on to that like we said uh

00:45:32.140 last week go on to that trans passing board post pictures of you as a man say i'm a female to male

00:45:39.360 and just watch them be like i'll never be like that and then post like your wife or girlfriend on there

00:45:44.060 and be like i'm male to female and they will never be able to live up to that and then in the comments

00:45:48.920 leave a tagline from our intro like uh what is that a mussy you know oh yeah like that so that we 0.93

00:45:55.340 know like the tom segura your mom's house thing like we want to be able to go there and see that 0.97

00:46:00.180 our fans are yes so if you want to yeah like be like uh do you say that was jerking off in the 0.62

00:46:06.380 corner um say i'm trying to look like a dead eight yeah dead eight just say dead eight uh oh yeah because 0.98

00:46:14.080 if they say rate just be like that's a dead eight right there just so fucked up all right all right 0.97

00:46:20.960 next one next one toad all right this will be the last one we do i guess this is mayo monkey 35 0.99

00:46:25.860 do you know what a dirt eater mask is and this is something we almost oh yeah yeah no yeah we 0.97

00:46:31.860 passed which we almost got this right here yes whoa what the fuck oh yeah i have seen this yeah yeah 0.88

00:46:37.780 because we were going to talk about this yeah we're really close this what is happening so so this is 0.94

00:46:43.320 someone actually brought this up in a tweet that was like saying like hey like this is what they used

00:46:49.980 to do to slaves in africa they would do this and this is like so they wouldn't talk and then like

00:46:54.400 the and then the the community notes is like actually crazy and i believe it yeah but those

00:46:59.600 funny part was that the the community notes came back up and like it says there they were like 0.94

00:47:02.880 actually this is so they wouldn't eat fucking dirt like this is legitimately stopping africans from 0.99

00:47:08.200 eating dirt why were they eating dirt i guess they got you're not that far from the aboriginals like 1.00

00:47:12.820 this is not this is very believable right like i mean i gotta i gotta say it does remind me of an

00:47:18.460 abo rocking a trash bag filled with gasoline it's really close insanely close i mean it does look

00:47:25.720 like you know you just pour gasoline in that thing and just be like can you imagine i bet there has

00:47:32.180 been a couple of them dying just by putting a paper bag or like the plastic bag over their head and

00:47:36.140 they like like spray some gas but then they tie it off and they sit there and huff it and they 0.94

00:47:39.960 fucking die i feel like that's happened probably on gas oh for sure for sure i yeah i think they 1.00

00:47:45.920 they faint often yeah i think they eat dirt because uh black women have gritty pussies and 1.00

00:47:51.440 it reminds them of eating that what do you think a pussy does you know what he's kind of actually a 1.00

00:47:59.200 little bit right now i think about it pussy's not a chicken gizzard wait you you no no no no no no 1.00

00:48:03.540 think about pussy hair of black chicks that's not what he's talking about yeah that isn't what he 1.00

00:48:08.700 said though no it's all nappy and shit he thinks there's actual sand in there he doesn't know 1.00

00:48:12.120 he thinks he thinks black people sandpaper pussies yes exactly what did you say crunchy pussy what did 1.00

00:48:19.920 you say gritty gritty pussy oh you can oh no this is great because there's a new thing around saying 1.00

00:48:26.920 to call him grippy like are you grippy like is that pussy grippy so you got grippy or gritty and so you 1.00

00:48:32.840 you got that gritty you're grippy you got that gritty you're grippy yeah she got the grippy she's 1.00

00:48:38.180 great she got the gritty like you don't you don't want to hit that do you actually say that to your

00:48:42.060 wife cole i feel like you're you're young enough to like bring that up oh be like uh can i have that 0.99

00:48:47.280 grippy tonight i swear i got it i'm like you get done i get done like fucking you know we're you know 0.99

00:48:53.740 i'm having my cigarette afterwards and it was like you was mad grippy tonight 0.96

00:48:57.020 it's just like you was mad grippy also i've been making me feel awkward can we can we go back to 0.98

00:49:06.140 talking about tops mom's tits real quick i actually talked about the grippy thing on the after show the 0.99

00:49:11.980 tim cast of tim cast the uh i was literally talking with hannah claire uh brimlow about how pussies do 0.99

00:49:17.940 that grippy thing because we were talking about the logistics of the lizzo banana thing and i was like 0.85

00:49:22.260 well i don't know we all know how women do that grippy thing so i mean i'll just assume you know if you 1.00

00:49:26.280 have a correct object in the right shape you do that grippy thing shoot right out i want to think

00:49:30.100 that you started this whole because i've seen a lot now that people are talking about uh the grippy

00:49:34.480 and it's like it's hell yeah i started it yeah it was terrence yokel and grippy yeah i started it in

00:49:41.840 a paywalled show yes all right last last one all right well i guess that was the last one uh pull up

00:49:48.600 that video please pull up that video that i told you about oh yeah yeah something completely different

00:49:54.100 all right guys we've got a fan boy does it yes uh sdg has no grippy socks grippy socks grippy box

00:49:59.800 that's what they talk about because it's the girls that wear it like they for some reason 1.00

00:50:03.800 oh because of like in um psych wards like they give them those like socks you know the the socks that

00:50:10.640 have the grippy part on the bottom and they're saying that she's crazy so she got that grippy box

00:50:15.480 she's wearing those grippy socks she got the grippy box i don't think they're related to the socks but 0.67

00:50:19.940 i get another guy in rumble that said he no because they're in the sight words they're crazy 0.89

00:50:23.800 that's fucked up clint nobody nobody's picking us as friends you know what um or me you know yeah 0.97

00:50:30.480 it's weird they wouldn't pick clint like clint's like the most like he would be like hey i'm just 0.98

00:50:34.220 hanging out with dave smith this weekend you if you were clint's friend like close friend no no you

00:50:38.140 know i come across like i'm an asshole but i'm actually pretty nice in person he sleeps most of 0.99

00:50:42.460 the time though clint drives a fucking corvette he's on like boats with a ton of scantily clad 0.99

00:50:46.980 women like why would you not want him as a friend no no i knew no that's never brought us 1.00

00:50:51.420 yeah it makes it it makes it sound like i'm a pompous pompous asshole that you wouldn't want 0.96

00:50:55.240 to be around so i understand here's how i knew clint was actually a good guy he would sit there 0.98

00:50:59.660 and listen to toad talk for like a while like he would just sit there and toad would just be talking

00:51:04.100 a story and clint would literally just and be like in like just actually listening i was like i was

00:51:08.360 like i get to go to bed soon i get to go to bed soon and i was like he's a good guy he's a really

00:51:12.840 good guy that's why i kept going to sleep i was like toad would come talk to me and i'd be like 0.89

00:51:18.040 fuck i gotta go take a nap you just fall asleep talking to him and so he just stands there awkwardly 0.98

00:51:22.740 and like walks out of your room does nobody want to be my friend just because they have to constantly 1.00

00:51:27.940 talk me down from suicide that definitely doesn't make me want to be your friend i'll tell you that

00:51:33.240 much does it make you feel weird like if people because most people don't know you're sleepy so like

00:51:37.420 when you're trying to exit a conversation like you're like can they tell i'm sleepy can they tell i'm

00:51:41.280 sleepy can they tell i'm sleepy they just think you're really high just like all the time i was

00:51:46.100 i was sober the whole time too which by the way we should mention toad was stone cold sober just 0.96

00:51:51.100 throwing up for no fucking reason no no we because he was nervous to have to be around human beings 0.97

00:51:56.460 and he was vomiting because he thought we were going to kill him this weekend he was actually 0.99

00:51:59.840 legitimately nervous yeah but here's the thing i have so many ailments that it never crossed my mind

00:52:04.600 that the reason why i was throwing up was uh caffeine withdrawal yeah and keep in mind keep in mind

00:52:09.440 too folks i asked toad explicitly i said are you doing anything differently that would cause you

00:52:15.500 to be nauseous and he said no i asked you and you still couldn't even process it here's the reason

00:52:21.580 toad shut up the reason was so so toad shut up shanna cole and toad get there uh on thursday i think 0.76

00:52:30.600 so thursday night i set everything up and cole's like hey let's take it for a spin see if it works

00:52:35.380 so i'm like all right cool so we all have the mics we're ready to press just about to press live

00:52:41.600 cole's kid starts screaming bloody murder in the room yeah and doesn't stop and he's like he doesn't

00:52:47.660 usually do this i don't know and he's like he goes upstairs and this kid is screaming i'm stressed

00:52:53.660 out i look at toad and i'm like are you stressed out and toad looks stressed out but not because of

00:52:59.600 the kid not because of the kid crying toad gets so stressed out that he stands up and he starts 0.95

00:53:05.120 pacing in my living room i need to get my steps that's why it was bullshit it was a combination of 0.97

00:53:10.520 all these things he's punching he's punching the air you know you know why because he he thinks cole's 0.99

00:53:15.300 upstairs grabbing an ar-15 coming down to handle his business that's not why he actually thought i 0.99

00:53:21.240 went upstairs to fuck elizabeth and he was like i don't get to watch what the fuck that could be it 0.98

00:53:25.560 i said toad what's wrong and he's like fans fans have been waiting we told him 11 35 and it's 11 50 0.99

00:53:35.100 what a fucking spaz this guy is i love it spazzing and i'm like dude relax i was like you know cole's 0.99

00:53:41.040 kid might be something wrong like it sounds like we're gonna have to bring him to the hospital 0.99

00:53:44.120 dude this motherfucker a half hour before we restarted he's like where are you guys at 0.99

00:53:50.640 like are you are you out of your mind like i'll show up 40 he's like he's like you homo's gonna 0.99

00:53:56.520 join i was like no i have to nap did you make a comment that i wasn't there when all you guys 0.70

00:54:02.580 were there no no what i don't think so i don't know what you mean no because i actually came in

00:54:07.780 late i'm usually there before you oh i mentioned that yeah i know i figured you did yeah i figured

00:54:12.740 you did all right could you please play the video jesus christ wait that's not the point i was

00:54:16.840 making this this guy gave himself a headache and then for two a two-day headache from being nervous 0.99

00:54:21.520 because we started late ended up throwing up twice from the headache it's not because of fucking 0.97

00:54:25.560 caffeine he completely stressed him he stressed himself out by being 20 minutes late for this 0.97

00:54:30.540 show that doesn't matter meanwhile i would go out and i i jump on the trampoline in the morning 0.96

00:54:34.620 tough that was so fucking every day top would be like he would just look at his wife and be like 1.00

00:54:40.660 this motherfucker like he would just tell like what some stupid thing i did to his wife and she's 1.00

00:54:45.200 like really and he's like yeah he's insane and cole maintains a blood alcohol content somewhere 1.00

00:54:50.840 around 0.24 like the entire in the entire time and he's high as fuck i was insanely high yeah i think 0.96

00:54:58.440 you just you live a fucking awesome life the alcohol and and the drugs have more of an effect on him 0.78

00:55:03.180 because of the lack of plasma yeah yeah absolutely it's true makes perfect sense go ahead does it even 0.99

00:55:08.500 affect you do the drugs even affect you because would you even be more happy or something all right top

00:55:14.940 top is now trying to trigger me it's okay go ahead and play the video we're doing it uh my husband 0.99

00:55:19.100 is mj sexual i'm mj pretty much any aesthetic that i adapt um he's digging it and he's fucking with it 0.98

00:55:26.720 this is uh when him and i first started talking online um you know he hit me back up so obviously 0.97

00:55:34.480 he was digging it after we started talking um i ended up detransitioning for a short period

00:55:40.900 um so i presented feminine for like a month and a half and uh he was digging it i went from straight

00:55:47.340 hair to curly hair he was digging it that's like how's his wife my entire weave had a little pixie 1.00

00:55:52.380 type thing he was digging it he's about to literally engulf my head so digging it i transitioned the back

00:55:59.480 grew up my beard i don't know which is i don't know which my beard he really likes me with a clean

00:56:05.080 face so uh he's obviously digging it i don't know whatever this style is looks like i'm a taxi cab

00:56:10.460 driver but he's got the neck my husband won't even answer this question into me anymore and that's

00:56:17.260 because like he's always like ever since he medically transitioned he's identified as like a gay dude

00:56:21.860 but he knows that he's gonna be attracted to me and love me and be with me no matter what i look like

00:56:27.060 so uh what's the point in answering no matter what i do he'll be digging it mj sexual should uh 0.99

00:56:35.420 i don't wait a second they them own a gun that's the biggest question what the fuck are you talking 0.99

00:56:41.940 about what is going on in this video did you i don't know i think this is why we had to watch 0.99

00:56:48.060 this is it's an obese bald uh man or woman i don't even know you can't you can't tell what their

00:56:55.240 gender is i think it's a biological woman i think yes it's biological woman and they are talking

00:57:01.180 about their boyfriend liking them no matter what to the point that they're mj sexual which i guess

00:57:07.120 is this person's name we don't even know if it's a boy or a girlfriend like he said medically

00:57:11.760 transitioned the boyfriend so the best the best cliffhanger twist though is when she goes and then 0.97

00:57:18.820 he transitioned yeah so they both look like each other they're both fucking clones of one another 1.00

00:57:25.160 and they're both flip-flopping who the fuck they are it's like it's like a it's like a fun house 0.99

00:57:29.660 mirror where they just leap through and they become each other over and over again i don't even think 0.99

00:57:32.760 the other guy exists that's where i'm at right now oh you think it's the same person it's like a schizo 0.99

00:57:37.840 thing this is actually like a distinct possibility it's the new version of um fight club but it's

00:57:44.080 just like it's a trans fight club is what it is give them guns put them in schools with guns 1.00

00:57:48.060 can you imagine being like oh yeah cool i have a penis you have a vagina how about i flip this 1.00

00:57:55.060 thing inside out make a hatchet wound and you turn your shit into a fucking i don't know lovecraftian 1.00

00:58:00.040 horror just take off my fucking now we fuck and we don't really feel anything and just kind of like 1.00

00:58:04.440 imagine having that much sex where you get to that point where you're like i have had so much 1.00

00:58:09.280 sex i can't enjoy it i gotta cut this thing off no i don't think they have sex i legitimately don't 0.98

00:58:13.600 think they have sex i think this is all i think this is all things like they like they hate each 0.99

00:58:18.140 other for real i think they hate each other and they just keep trying like person yeah they hate

00:58:23.240 themselves which is why they keep transitioning yeah this is great this is weird it's it's like a lot 0.99

00:58:28.360 of hoops to jump through just to like become yourself again like to become each other i hope

00:58:34.560 you caught that that did look like jose's wife for a second there there was like a that's highly 1.00

00:58:40.340 offensive it looks like jose's wife if she was actually real this is like if you guys just made 0.99

00:58:47.500 you made fun of my mom's tits for like 20 minutes and that was that was too far yeah 1.00

00:58:51.520 i mean i didn't care but i was like inaccurate but okay so uh so we're fucking right and then i uh 1.00

00:59:00.640 take i i pull his dick out and then i flip my pussy inside out and then i have a dick and then i fuck 1.00

00:59:05.400 him in the ass and he's digging it and then and then we're fucking sitting there we're watching the 1.00

00:59:09.520 news and then i i say hey you want to go play golf or watch the football game and he's digging it 1.00

00:59:14.360 and then i'm like hey you want me to start working and you could stay home with the kids and he's 0.78

00:59:18.860 digging it and then i fucking flip the gender role and he's digging it and it's like wow that would 0.96

00:59:24.180 actually be pretty great though if at if like during sex if they had some weird like transformer 0.96

00:59:28.140 thing where they could just go like from male to female in like in the middle of sex so it's just 0.98

00:59:33.240 kind of like let's just flip like i'm just gonna fuck your bubble i think i think that's the idea 0.99

00:59:36.700 catch a string to it you just pull it out and then push it back in yeah she's like yeah 0.99

00:59:40.620 cole cole if they had that technology if they had the technology where you could just do it and undo it 1.00

00:59:46.740 would you let liz fuck you oh you know he would yeah would you be like hey babe you want to fuck 1.00

00:59:52.160 me tonight yeah like you wanted i just want to ask her okay guys i just want i would just be like do 1.00

00:59:57.240 i have the grippy and then just see what she says oh bro i have i have no doubt in my mind you have

01:00:02.560 the grippy does he have a grippy liz let us know you gotta let us know in the chat she just put the

01:00:08.640 vomiting face there's a 99.9 chance that liz puts on a strap-on and gives cole the business on the 1.00

01:00:15.180 regular and i am very confident of this still hit it still counts guys i'm getting played 0.89

01:00:24.160 i'm just like do we have sex every day and she was like i peg you every day and she was like 0.93

01:00:31.100 you're like so okay i still came whatever which which by the way you guys can't really tell on the 1.00

01:00:36.720 webcam but cole is an incredible shape and he's caked up like a motherfucker like i'm not gay at all 0.99

01:00:42.000 but i'm looking at his butt cheeks and i'm like delectable so i strongly believe i strongly believe 0.98

01:00:48.300 that one he's got the grippy and two liz is giving him the business and i want it on video and i want

01:00:54.080 to wake up to it every day the next thing at the next time we do a live event i'm like hey guys

01:00:58.360 look what i got it's just like elizabeth just going to town and it's the first time i'm unhappy i'm just

01:01:06.400 crying i'm gonna keep up in the ante in five years from now i'll be like here we we ritualistically 0.85

01:01:11.880 murdered a child here you go i'm a felon jose jose will be watching and studying it i'll be jerking 0.89

01:01:20.440 off and clint will be asleep god willing i'll be asleep forever it's it's it's weird uh by the way 0.93

01:01:27.120 the clint is sleepy when the rest of us are the seven dwarves i was thinking that hey oh wow

01:01:33.680 well thought out insightful okay i'll give you one of those that's a nice button give him the

01:01:39.720 button he earned it um thank you all right all of them are keep asking if i want to get pegged no i 0.97

01:01:45.820 don't want to get fucking yes you fucking do bro you like so not into that you put the razor 0.99

01:01:51.620 you put the razor handle you put the dough razor handles up your keister there's no fucking way 0.99

01:01:57.300 that you don't want her to get the poop flex out of the little you know because you know how like 0.96

01:02:01.680 the razor's have like the oh dog are you serious the poop the poop flex is what i do when i squat 0.99

01:02:08.160 to take a shit this is what so you do get shit everywhere see this is what she was saying in the 0.99

01:02:13.700 chat she said oh no you got the poopy that means that they're fucking around all the time and she 1.00

01:02:17.780 probably puts a finger in his butt and then she probably makes it a thing like 1.00

01:02:20.560 cole you know i keep getting shit on my finger she probably rubs it on his face you stupid bitch 1.00

01:02:25.340 and cole's like he's like he's like hold up i gotta go get on the trampoline and you're like what 1.00

01:02:31.300 she's giving him the dirty sanchez it's wild she can't get you a nut even while working the butthole 1.00

01:02:36.720 like you know what i mean i bet i bet if i bet if she if she was like just like two seconds of top 1.00

01:02:42.680 and then she's like two seconds of bottom and i would i would not probably 0.99

01:02:46.660 with her finger or mouth finger or mouth on the butt i mean i mean both would be great wouldn't 1.00

01:02:53.040 it i mean okay okay just i'm just seeing what you're doing freakily she said i have gotten poop 0.96

01:03:00.000 on my finger and that was the one and only time because i guess after that she forced you to douche 1.00

01:03:03.980 or something what jose jose your wife's never fingered your ass at all never even tried it no no no 0.99

01:03:10.780 even tried she's like no no thanks yeah oh i like that i like that i like that that means a 0.99

01:03:16.060 cole or that jose's been asking she's like for the final fucking time no i'm not gonna do it 0.99

01:03:24.060 i mean i've never asked to put my finger in my ass but i've been like i have kind of like 0.98

01:03:29.020 be like hey you know all these kids these days eating buttholes so i don't know you know i mean 0.99

01:03:34.420 i'm not saying i want to do that or anything but you know like yeah you do want to do it and that's

01:03:39.300 okay and i respect that i'm not gonna lie there's a little bit of factor of like i'd almost want to

01:03:43.580 be like hey baby can i just get some like you know three dollars have to be on this dude they

01:03:48.260 don't want to be on to something right they have to be yeah what they have to be on okay there's no

01:03:55.520 way like what they do episode 140 cole comes out as gay the gays crack the code this is really bad 1.00

01:04:04.360 for my marriage where i'm going like yeah i think they're on to something yeah i'm sure anal 0.99

01:04:08.720 sex at a certain point probably starts to feel good i think it's just the first 1.00

01:04:11.940 ten go-arounds that you're like i mean that's what the prostate is if you did become gay would 0.92

01:04:17.680 you would you break up with your wife no i don't think so would she have to transition 1.00

01:04:23.800 i wouldn't be able to come out i wouldn't i would no if i was gay yeah well we we already

01:04:29.480 knew that you wouldn't be able to come out but because your parents no just because of like 0.91

01:04:34.100 everybody in my i mean the entire internet would destroy me the like y'all destroy me every 0.99

01:04:38.800 fucking like time we get together y'all destroy my ass y'all just be like oh yeah yeah which would 1.00

01:04:44.500 you rather tell your parents that you're gay or that you have this show oh that's a great 1.00

01:04:50.380 that's a good one yeah shit fuck that's really hard because like this is the most he's ever 1.00

01:04:57.880 smiled on this show he's just like do they want like an abomination for a son or do they want like 1.00

01:05:04.880 a did oh god abomination for a podcaster um i think they would rather me like be heterosexual and to be

01:05:15.040 doing this podcast okay i really think so but i'm gonna i'm gonna send them the video of you 1.00

01:05:19.660 fingering your ass on this podcast on the podcast but don't worry he's straight he's just out of his 0.99

01:05:27.400 fucking mouth i really i really think if they like if they found that they they would be really like 1.00

01:05:31.460 at least like he's fucking a woman and all these like in this weird threesome he's fucking women like 1.00

01:05:36.720 at least he's not they were like he's gay they're like mom it was in the confines of my marriage 1.00

01:05:40.620 conspiracy extremist says would you rather tell your parents you're gay or libertarian 0.72

01:05:45.160 it's a close one you're libertarian just barely just ever so slightly yeah that's how i know toad 0.96

01:05:54.320 is gay is because i'm in the closet with him oh that's cute yeah so i see him in there and i'm 0.80

01:05:59.420 like dude you can just go out dude i have a wife i i have to stay in here like toad you can go out 0.94

01:06:04.080 dude i don't you don't have you have nothing to like to like keep you back just go ahead toad's

01:06:08.740 like no tops outside he's trying to kill me us merry guys wish we had the freedom like you to

01:06:13.860 come out of the closet so yeah yeah yeah all right every chance at the top row of this show 0.94

01:06:18.520 is literally gay clint you realize that right all right guys yeah i'm gay i guess i've thought

01:06:23.820 it for a long time yeah dude that's awesome man explained so much yeah you know i'm gonna find you 0.99

01:06:29.360 some pussy dude i'm gonna bend over and find you no i look here here's here's the here's my honest 1.00

01:06:35.720 to god honest to god he's he's he's so you know how he always goes like we go like hey just fuck 1.00

01:06:42.300 dude and he's like no it's saying it's you know it's it's for the confines of marriage to reproduce 0.99

01:06:46.880 only only i think that he's been like so mindfucked with that that like it's it's about like his desire 0.99

01:06:53.940 is to come in a man's butt but he's like there's no potential for a baby so he will just never have 1.00

01:06:59.200 sex oh man the chat is so great right now and i stream you are just fucking up on the i know it 1.00

01:07:05.720 really sucks because i'm watching it too it's just fucking stream yard they're destroying me they're 0.99

01:07:10.500 destroying toad i mean they're actually they're really happy they're actually really happy for 0.98

01:07:14.640 toad is anyone they said that they want they said that me and toad would be a great couple

01:07:17.840 is anyone saying that they want to be my friend or no still no one

01:07:20.540 it's just us you remember that okay

01:07:24.820 three opportunities now three opportunities to say that they want to be your friend he has a

01:07:29.180 hundred thousand followers guys not a single friend though yeah maybe reconsider before you

01:07:34.360 go the route of dave smith and just put it on iowa pilot on your comedy show okay

01:07:37.640 he does his show because he's like i got all these followers man but i got if you think toad is lonely

01:07:43.900 if you think toad is lonely clint man like in his free time he's like he's worse than toad he's just

01:07:48.860 like god i just want somebody here's here's the reality i am i'm leaving behind all of my old

01:07:55.580 friends and i'm creating famous friends because like this morning i wake up to a text from dave

01:08:00.360 you know because i wake up at noon obviously and he's texting me hours ago no big deal it's a text

01:08:05.220 from dave smith and the dave's forwarded me uh some links that rogan sent him about vivek and i'm like

01:08:10.440 and then i'm then i'm texting anomaly about that and i'm saying yo i think dave and rogan are gonna watch

01:08:14.680 your your uh your grilling of vivek whenever it happens and i'm like i'm like look i got friends

01:08:19.820 but they're just all famous and i'll never see them in person so i'm very lonely now that's the

01:08:23.940 can we can we can we tease about the thing that you found out i think on sunday wait can we just say

01:08:29.820 what a power what an unintentional power move that is this is clint has literally slept his way to the

01:08:34.220 top like yeah man slept his way to the top in more ways than one yeah and jose how long would it take

01:08:43.440 for you i guarantee you if he had dave's number and dave texted him cole would be like i mean jose

01:08:48.060 be like honestly to be completely honest like six months ago yeah i mean i'm not saying i dislike dave

01:08:55.760 or like i mean he's a great guy but i'm saying like i've kind of got bullshitting i've gotten over

01:08:59.940 that like oh my god it's dave like you know i mean just like oh yeah i mean not that we like

01:09:05.020 regularly talk or anything but like if i hit him up on twitter you know occasionally be like hey

01:09:09.320 you know like i congratulated him on the fucking rogan and uh his special and i just that was it 0.97

01:09:13.980 i gotta say i gotta say real quick last night um i'm scrolling through youtube just to see like what 0.90

01:09:19.180 i want to watch and and there's a uh the the live tour that the legion of skanks guys are doing right

01:09:24.160 um where they're traveling all around the country and it's like a behind the scenes footage thing it's

01:09:28.640 really cool um but i'm watching dave interact with lewis and big j and i'm like and i i honestly it

01:09:34.120 was the first time i was like i was like oh yeah dave's famous oh yeah i had actually i had actually

01:09:40.140 like let that go um so yeah then i remembered yeah the eight times on rogan didn't get you there

01:09:47.180 no well no no i'm saying i'm saying he he was famous in my eyes and then he became normal dave in

01:09:53.740 my eyes and then i remembered he's famous well we talked about this didn't we about over the weekend

01:09:57.440 i said something about how like things become normal for like you and i said it was from i

01:10:01.880 watched the video bro bro imagine imagine two years ago if daniel mcadams reads my tweet to ron paul 0.98

01:10:07.260 i would have been i would have been fucking over the moon your butthole yeah i would have been 0.99

01:10:11.320 picking my butthole i would have been jerking off i would have been taking video i've been sending it 1.00

01:10:14.340 to your wife it would like i would have done the whole thing right and then this time i'm just like 0.99

01:10:18.140 yeah of course you know like it's it just it does it does start to get normal it's weird it's weird

01:10:23.060 i feel like like for clint is kind of famous but i still don't have any friends so you know 0.82

01:10:28.160 clint clint is kind of famous but we treat him like shit like we treat him probably worse than 0.91

01:10:31.760 i told you guys at at your house i said the only reason i hang out with you guys is to treat me 0.99

01:10:37.780 like shit it makes me feel better that's what friends do yeah i don't know if i do it because 0.97

01:10:42.160 i'm his friend yeah listen like i genuinely don't like you well you know you know all these like 0.99

01:10:50.900 uh rich famous people like they they like to be dominated in some situations just to like flip the 1.00

01:10:57.000 script yeah clint's into that shit yeah i don't have i don't have a sexual kink i just want my 1.00

01:11:00.540 my guy friends to fucking talk shit to me yeah we are clint's dominatrix yep and uh that's why 1.00

01:11:06.320 i like to be woken up from you know colby and gay and i'm like yeah this makes me feel better 0.99

01:11:10.780 i'm picturing i'm picturing at like one of a live event that we get like leather and like a face 0.97

01:11:15.220 mask for for toad and let him do cock and ball torture to clint that would be a very funny photo 0.74

01:11:20.280 shoot god it'd be very funny but i would really 0.95

01:11:22.560 we're getting really close to the line he's like because like we're getting really close to the line

01:11:30.040 we haven't crossed it yet but you're getting there are we are we gonna go the way the crowder 0.89

01:11:34.220 and start doing like producing little skits that are like so gay but you're like but we're making fun of 0.90

01:11:38.700 it oh it's not gay we mean it yo we mean so much that it's not me and toad me and toad are in 0.70

01:11:43.880 dresses all the time we're like it's just really funny like my my goal we start making out we're

01:11:49.940 basically lewis and yeah we just put with like we just do it all the time like it's it's way too

01:11:54.860 much like they do it like once like every five years like we do it like every time we're to get

01:11:58.860 every episode every episode we just make out like it's so funny so hop in here hop in here

01:12:04.100 so it's got something to say i can tell my goal is to make clint yell the safe word

01:12:08.540 all right that's what you have to say hey what what what should the safe word be toad you pick

01:12:13.960 good question i know what he's gonna say do you yeah i think so i have a good idea i mean i knew

01:12:20.140 what it would have been had we not told you that we knew yeah no no he's doing his head 0.99

01:12:24.620 n-i-g-g-e-r yep what is it toad cock down all right i feel like that could be easily said 0.98

01:12:37.060 in the fields of passion you know what i mean no no don't stop i'm just saying the name of my show 0.96

01:12:40.920 but i forgot how it's spelled 100 100 clint has said before making love to woman i'm about to give 0.58

01:12:46.820 you that liberty cock down i haven't but that's now my new thing you need to say you need to start 0.98

01:12:53.340 saying that to all the all the women on the road be like normally i say i'm gonna lock down that 1.00

01:12:57.640 pussy girl yeah there you go it's like you got that you got that grippy girl let me get that grippy 1.00

01:13:02.380 grippy grippy good good oh what what are our like uh catchers be for sex like because clint is 1.00

01:13:09.080 obviously he's gonna be liberty cock down yep top what would it be you're like here top coxta 0.99

01:13:14.160 top coxta that's great by the way i did finally watch the uh the because i didn't know it was 0.97

01:13:19.360 jordan peterson you got your name from so i finally watched the video where he talks about the and he

01:13:23.300 says top lobster and i was like it's a book it's in the chapter one of his book it's oh i watched i

01:13:29.080 watched a youtube video on it it was like four minutes long he really did jose would be jose

01:13:36.640 jose what would you be like if you're like the same thing as liberty cock down no way i'm gonna last 0.99

01:13:41.840 yes way jose it's so bad yeah just i'm gonna gorilla fuck you because that's because even 1.00

01:13:51.840 top's cousin was like that dude really probably does actually gorilla he only gorilla fucks right 0.99

01:13:56.500 oh he really he ain't lying his cousin came out and talked about it for a long time it was really

01:14:00.900 funny he was he was like oh i forgot i forgot top is able to gorilla walk really really well it's

01:14:06.160 hilarious i surprised myself yeah dude yo you got to do that all the time because we were talking about

01:14:11.040 jose and and his cousin was like i don't think jose has ever made love i just think he gorilla 0.65

01:14:16.720 fucks every time and we and we all in unison went i've made love but it always turns into gorilla 0.99

01:14:24.160 fucking by the correct yes and we all know that well who the fuck who the hell can make i feel like 1.00

01:14:29.920 making love is like kind of like making out slow kind of like sensual but like i can't do that for an 1.00

01:14:34.800 entire fuck like you know you have a while but then you pick up tempo i can't do that for two 0.99

01:14:38.800 minutes confirm or confirm or deny because i've been theorizing about this for a while because 1.00

01:14:43.280 obviously i think about all of your packages uh is your dick like a short can of pringles no it's 0.99

01:14:50.620 actually like not that thick but i mean it's got a little bit of growth to it it's an average dick 1.00

01:14:55.480 wow it looks nice on me if your height isn't thick yeah it's gonna look it's gonna look skinny 0.99

01:15:00.580 because you're such a fucking i think it's thicker than average but it's not like it's as thick as 0.99

01:15:05.860 you would think if you're trying to be like yes you know like if you're like oh look at his size 1.00

01:15:09.980 he's clearly no no i look i have a perfect visual i will be able to jerk off later thank you for 0.96

01:15:13.980 clarifying yeah i basically honestly me and cole have very similar cocks so yeah same body type 0.87

01:15:18.900 yeah it makes sense oh by the way that never happened the liftoff never happened somebody

01:15:24.960 backed out oh cole did i said hey you're gonna do push-ups he's like i did i'm gonna go swim

01:15:31.620 no no no no no i said because at this time clint wasn't awake and top wasn't even there and i said

01:15:37.080 i'll do it but we need to get clinton top here to actually watch it but and then i it was not the 0.98

01:15:41.800 liftoff that i wanted hey that was it's a liftoff you got faggot would you would you mind playing 0.99

01:15:47.620 just a couple of the clips from the what is this podcast because i we gotta we gotta play a little 0.95

01:15:52.420 bit oh yeah we gotta talk about this i feel like it would be funnier if we spoke about it briefly and

01:15:56.640 then not who who cares yeah all right well if if you guys want to do that but i i think it's funny

01:16:01.680 personally okay play some clips i guess we'll be here what do you mean clips just random clips we never

01:16:05.980 took any time no no no toad has time stamps okay i do uh this one uh should anger clint especially

01:16:12.080 because he said the opposite earlier in this episode well it's okay they're wrong and level of

01:16:17.220 mic control you gotta bump that volume start backing away while they're in the middle of a sentence and

01:16:21.480 then one of them's eating the microphone yeah uh but just to jump back a second sure and i only pulled 0.83

01:16:28.660 audio clips but uh after that long intro with credits like it's a fucking sitcom these guys sound like 0.90

01:16:34.340 every radio station host ever there's another intro welcome everybody to another live stream edition of

01:16:39.660 tower gang i know the vast majority of you are turning off the tucker and donald trump interview to come 0.99

01:16:45.700 watch us fucking retards because you got i mean how many retards can you watch at a time let's see 1.00

01:16:50.740 if you can watch six at a time which we lost one of them anyways uh this is clint russell host of liberty 0.99

01:16:55.700 lockdown top left we got jose galison host of no way jose top middle we got toad host of better off dead

01:17:01.940 we got mark the host of your mama was it and we got yeah i don't know what the that's what people do

01:17:09.860 i don't even understand this critique they have to understand that the first the the intro it's it

01:17:16.020 shows our names it doesn't say our names so i am always in like audio mode because that's how the

01:17:20.980 majority of people listen to my show so i'm i announce our names that's what you do and for the 0.91

01:17:24.820 record and for the record i come with energy as opposed to these guys who are so fucking boring it's 0.97

01:17:28.580 painful yeah what is there what was their critique of this i don't even understand keep playing this

01:17:32.180 just that he it was two intros because we had host of better off dead we got mark random the host of

01:17:38.180 my mama and we got top lobster host of top lobster.com fat comic dave just disappeared for a second

01:17:44.900 so aside from all the cracking up you're already doing over nothing right we already went through

01:17:50.420 that during the intro okay good point yeah we pointed out who everyone is they all got their own 0.97

01:17:54.820 stupid spot doing someone stupid visually and we got to introduce them again so i was already pissed 0.94

01:17:59.140 with him no i agree one well and also the fact that like we know we feel from their other things 0.99

01:18:02.900 oh that's that liberty lockdown oh okay yeah of course oh toad's here sweet all right cool i like

01:18:08.420 these guys already they're actually right none of them have any notoriety except for maybe this guy

01:18:13.620 mark randam which i'll get into the best part the one guy that they can't they can't pronounce his name

01:18:19.620 i love random but he literally has the smallest follower count out of all of us so like i mean

01:18:24.820 don't get me wrong he might have a real world some sort of following better than like i'm not saying

01:18:28.500 twitter is the only indicator but i'm saying like it's more indicative of your research like it's very

01:18:33.540 simple go to twitter look up people's followers counts that's typically what you do with any sort

01:18:36.820 of personality i i know clint has a bigger following than the podcast itself does he have a bigger

01:18:40.740 following than the actual podcasters on here too the hosts of the their podcast together i don't

01:18:45.300 think they have they don't even they don't even have twitters they only have this 0.97

01:18:48.020 shit yeah oh really what the hell that's why when i have 20 times they're following and they're like 0.99

01:18:55.700 you know my favorite my favorite part about this though is that that toad was so gleeful that they 0.99

01:19:02.900 were uh denigrating me like he was so happy about that he's like he's like i gotta find it

01:19:08.820 yeah he's like we gotta play this because they don't they think that nobody knows clinton that's

01:19:11.860 fucking awesome i love to mention i thought perception shut up yeah i i do go to sorry 0.85

01:19:16.660 bud i just okay but anyways uh i did that felt wrong but anyways uh i feel their perception was 0.89

01:19:22.500 colored by misinformation uh because for one they they thought random was a host which is weird

01:19:28.340 because they clearly watched at least two episodes because they referenced our episode with ryan's not

01:19:32.100 a host i mean like he's like a regular but he's not read and we added random yeah anyways they thought he

01:19:38.180 was a host which i i get it i mean i love random but like if he was a host and this was a regular

01:19:43.860 these would be a lot of these would be fair critiques somebody said it was a hit piece by gas

01:19:48.020 digital yeah oh if lewis brought onto it that'd be so great no no yo they said they said it was yep

01:19:52.900 they said it was swampcast which i i then immediately go to my no no no no no swampcast you're mixing up

01:19:57.940 you mean uh simpcast no they said they said simpcast they don't know they said it was somebody

01:20:03.300 named they said it's the male version of simpcast it's in the first 30 it's in the first 30 seconds

01:20:09.780 of it they said it was swampcast and i immediately go to my twitter and i look and there and swampcast

01:20:13.860 is following me swampcast put our name in their bucket to tear down that's a fact i think tear

01:20:20.580 down i don't even know who they are they're swampcast is swampcast is the guys from uh that's uh duke

01:20:25.780 and uh mitch wait them yeah there's no way they were maybe it wasn't maybe it wasn't swamp but i

01:20:32.100 think it was i don't understand this show what is the point of this show that they're doing i don't

01:20:37.380 this right here what we're doing right now is the point of their show you know you know the only

01:20:42.820 hey real talk real talk the only thing lower than doing this podcast is reviewing this podcast but

01:20:49.940 but but then there's also we also know somebody who's even lower than these 0.98

01:20:53.780 fucking scumbag slime balls and he's an attorney and he reviews exclusively libertarian podcast oh good 0.99

01:21:02.420 you know how low you have to get to just be doing that unbelievable good i'm glad clint was talking 0.99

01:21:07.620 about tyler because i thought he was going to say me no no you review with libertarian podcast what's

01:21:12.260 even what's even no i'm just oh he would just be like what's you know what's lower than this toad

01:21:17.940 and then just believe tyler is toad and he's okay you don't get any lower yeah the worst you can get is uh

01:21:23.620 reviewing this show but what if you did a show reviewing another show about reviewing this show

01:21:28.980 well let's be like yeah this is reviewception yeah how deep can we go down this hole before nobody 0.94

01:21:34.980 watches every week before before we have tyler's show that nobody watches your butt hole how deep can 0.88

01:21:40.740 you go down that hole for nobody watches is there one more one more segment of this that's at all 0.95

01:21:44.980 interesting oh go ahead none of it was interesting but i mean i thought i i honestly i thought they made

01:21:50.580 some really good yeah they actually did they did can we go down the good points i just want to hear

01:21:54.260 because i'd rather uh actually the good points the good points were that mark is out of his

01:21:58.340 fucking mind all the good points are just about random for no reason like just like only play the 0.96

01:22:04.100 shit that's bad about you because they really they dove into you and i agree with everything real real 0.99

01:22:08.180 quick on the random thing they are i love random but as i was alluding to when we were i don't know 0.98

01:22:12.660 maybe it was our ryan episode but i was talking about like with him and maybe even it was actually on

01:22:17.300 a random episode it's like you almost it's like fire it's like you you have to it's really like

01:22:22.260 handling random is a you have to be up to the task as a host so sometimes it comes it doesn't

01:22:27.540 work out so well sometimes you nail it like he is legit well it's all it's also dependent on his

01:22:33.140 like his mental state at the time you know you just never know what you're gonna get which is why he

01:22:36.980 is random and it's fun yeah yeah right so half the episode they were saying random is schizo which is

01:22:41.460 a that is correct and so this the next they're like this guy this guy sounds like a school shooter we're

01:22:46.740 like uh-huh yep the next thing i have here i don't know if you want to play it or not they said that

01:22:50.740 top lobster was gonna leave the show yeah that's true play it yeah that's not true but actually

01:22:58.340 and whatever that's why you're beloved these guys could show a little restraint and you don't have

01:23:03.060 to laugh into the mic if you're laughing honestly if there's one guy in the show who didn't talk i

01:23:09.140 wouldn't know of course because the other five are gonna make up for it and then some absolutely and 0.95

01:23:13.780 die laughing it's called fucking energy i know yeah yeah i completely disagree 0.93

01:23:18.260 it's hilarious wanting to be there every thing is the funniest thing ever even though that's the 0.97

01:23:23.940 only world these guys live yeah have you ever have you listened to other podcasts where they just

01:23:28.580 talk and like they don't really like laugh or anything like it is like i said i told you yes i

01:23:34.580 found i looked up so i saw something on twitter and i saw somebody so i looked up their podcast and i

01:23:40.420 immediately i was like okay what i don't know i never heard this person before so i was like i

01:23:44.260 looked it up and i was like i turned it on and i was like zero energy like it was like it was less

01:23:50.340 than zero energy just come in and i was like okay that's why at least we have i mean some following i

01:23:54.820 still like in my mind we still have like listen i'm gonna go ahead and say the name i'm gonna say the

01:23:59.380 name it's i don't care he's watching late god damn it jesus christ layton this is it's so 0.93

01:24:04.660 no no energy it's not even little energy it's negative energy why are we like i listen to it 0.98

01:24:10.420 i don't want to talk about alaska god damn it this is this is way too inside baseball 0.85

01:24:18.900 that's not my favorite when top takes the gloves off for a fan of ours i love it i think it's so 0.94

01:24:24.340 fucking funny yeah we just plugged this show what's his name what's the show's name late 0.84

01:24:28.180 it's it's like it's like uh can't take a critique gang that's such a it's uh it's a buffet line 0.97

01:24:35.380 review alaska edition yeah that's what clint got the sleep sounds but it's just it's just leighton's

01:24:42.820 podcast but yeah no for for real the joke thing is retarded the laugh thing is retarded like i don't 0.93

01:24:48.740 understand like i mean maybe they're saying we're like too well they want us to laugh because like

01:24:53.380 when like like when you listen to legion of skanks or something like that like they that's like i 1.00

01:24:58.900 mean to some extent it's almost like a laugh track but it's more genuine to tell the audience when to 0.95

01:25:02.740 laugh exactly they're too stupid to know so we gotta laugh for them and then they go well i mean like 0.92

01:25:10.660 someone could tell a banger like an actual really funny joke and if like say we all muted it and 0.99

01:25:15.300 didn't joke it probably legitimately would to the audience be like it bombed you know what i mean

01:25:20.260 like yeah well because because there's five of us yeah like if you're doing a solo show and you're

01:25:26.420 laughing at all of your own jokes that's a little weird it's a little weird yeah but that's not what

01:25:30.660 this is if you're by yourself talking to yourself in a room it's weird and you start laughing if

01:25:34.820 you're in the room with five people like we did last week and then people laughing i don't understand

01:25:38.260 what the critique is what are these jewish people talking about toad they only laugh at sitcoms 1.00

01:25:43.460 like but like super jewish sitcoms all right let me let me let me run down the list of the points 0.68

01:25:48.020 that they made that i thought were valid um one they said nobody knows these guys they have no

01:25:53.540 notoriety or whatever the true we don't we don't like i'm i'm barely known the libertarian circuit

01:26:00.660 who gives a in the national circuit i'm completely unknown we do have a bigger reach we have a bigger

01:26:05.540 reach than actually go ahead i'm ending presidential candidates okay so okay okay all right sorry top

01:26:11.620 top has tons of notoriety i don't okay but no number two well clint i'll just say that we

01:26:16.420 because we do have a little notoriety we do have a bigger reach than what our no right notoriety

01:26:22.020 is though yeah like we do oh yeah we go way above our weight class for some i said we're the volkanovski 0.70

01:26:27.780 fucking jake jake yeah that was a good i like that joke too um jake shields today said he would come on 0.90

01:26:33.460 adam kriegler today said he would come on like this is like two that just today look that they would do it 1.00

01:26:38.100 here here's the thing we're going to be huge and these guys are going to suck my fucking asshole and when we 1.00

01:26:44.100 are huge i'm going to invite them on and then i'm going to cancel last minute and it's going to be 0.99

01:26:47.940 so funny i'm look so they're episode 439 and they probably do one episode a week right so they've

01:26:53.780 been at this for a hundred years and they've gotten they've gotten to a point where their podcast is

01:27:00.420 fairly respectably large and their patreon they make you know pretty decent money on it but that's

01:27:04.820 as big as you've gotten off of this thing off of that long honestly they're doing they're doing

01:27:09.140 incredible i don't want to get to episode 439 and we're not where they are they're doing incredible

01:27:14.340 because they're reviewing episodes they're reviewing podcasts and they have this many

01:27:18.660 uh you know supporters and listeners and shit like they're crushing it for what they're doing 0.68

01:27:22.340 rushing it it doesn't doesn't change the fact that nobody knows who the they are they have 0.84

01:27:25.700 5 000 followers on twitter relax so all of their accusations are directed at us but it's the same

01:27:30.420 thing for them number two elijah elijah schaefer is crushing it that guy he has he's got he's making so

01:27:35.380 much money that he's buying eighty thousand dollars programs that don't work yeah he didn't even give

01:27:40.260 a fuck that's how he's literally lighting eighty thousand dollars on fire he doesn't care that is 0.92

01:27:44.900 a rich person thing to do just buy something it's like it's expensive like but it doesn't work it's 1.00

01:27:48.420 like yeah he's like 80 grand on it whatever like he could have almost bought my corvette with that

01:27:53.300 amount of money instead he was just like i'm gonna get a program that doesn't work that's that's so

01:27:57.780 wealthy it's unbelievable these guys number two level they're still trying to make their show work

01:28:01.940 yeah exactly number two amateurs we do talk over each other too much uh particularly when mark's on

01:28:06.980 it's a it's a huge problem but it's just like we have six people we have five people it's a challenge

01:28:12.500 and if we were doing it live which we did this past weekend that's not an issue uh for the most part

01:28:18.020 and uh yeah so yes we could do better there number three five rule of three what's that

01:28:23.700 rule of five yeah i genuinely think it i think this is the case and i'm not gonna be the one

01:28:28.820 that sits out every time you guys need to get in on this rule of five it's not fair that they

01:28:33.060 use randoms episode they and and they watch too they didn't say that and keep in mind they only

01:28:38.020 played one clip from ryan's episode because that was a funny ass episode so so it was so was randoms

01:28:43.620 it was just should have pulled up um it was the second yo it was the second hour of the random

01:28:48.580 episode was great they didn't pull a single clip from it except for the very very end when i did the

01:28:53.060 call back to the after this after the show was over i said i think i said to no no before the

01:28:58.580 next show started i was like clint wrangled in wrangled in random and then the second hour was

01:29:03.540 really good because yeah we crushed contained and controlled yeah it was funny transpotting yeah

01:29:08.180 they didn't do anything from it they made fun of the outro and they seemed to not even realize

01:29:11.860 that it was mark random again well it's because there's there's lore to that literally random just

01:29:19.700 made that great random made that thing randomly like he just was like hey look what i made for

01:29:25.220 you and we're like well and it's just so like i get it i understand that if this is endearing yeah i

01:29:30.020 understand it if it's like a serious thing we did and you know but this is just i think random goofing

01:29:34.340 around and we like we love random it's like part of the lore of the show so it's like that's part of

01:29:38.820 it and we get it it's it's it's ridiculous you know number three they made fun of me for being not

01:29:43.140 funny and for being long-winded which that's true true things but that's part of my that's number three and 0.90

01:29:47.780 four by the way of what clint was going to say yeah yeah number number three is that toad is

01:29:51.940 long-winded and he doesn't ever make jokes um number four number four is that uh we do fall prey to just

01:29:58.900 saying the edgy thing that isn't necessarily funny and thinking it's funny because we're just trying to

01:30:02.740 say the most up thing so talking again though yeah kind of kind of but but we're all guilty some some

01:30:08.420 of us are guilty of it sometimes yeah but i'm just saying like that is i think that's a fair critique

01:30:12.980 like we ought to try if we're going to say racial slurs it ought to be funny this is why i didn't like the

01:30:17.140 racial slur bracket because it it wasn't that funny it wasn't funny enough to say that over and

01:30:21.780 over again yeah this is how the cia puts their finger on the scale of this show this is how they're

01:30:25.540 going to do it just like this review podcast i will say i don't think anyone should ever obsess or

01:30:33.220 really try to but obviously there's always something going in your head where you're like

01:30:36.340 you're trying to be like is this funny and you're trying to hone it as you go

01:30:39.460 and we're and none of us i think here claim that we're hilarious comedians or anything we're just

01:30:43.780 riffing we're having fun some things hit some things don't it's just goofing off it is a hang

01:30:48.020 this is your this is your college dorm room after 11 or midnight uh on like a on like a friday or

01:30:54.100 saturday night that's what this whole vibe is supposed to be for the record that's why our 0.94

01:30:57.620 audience loves it and uh yeah so i do there was two great uh fucking uh comments uh one was by tyler 0.94

01:31:03.860 he said they should have watched an episode where cole is fat which i thought was pretty 0.96

01:31:06.820 yeah and then uh paul brought up he said you guys need a hot smart chick no we don't 1.00

01:31:13.300 we don't need another fucking oh get the fuck out of they don't even they don't exist paul has done 1.00

01:31:17.380 nothing paul has done nothing but be cool and changes pfp and be funny and endearing and now paul 1.00

01:31:25.300 what happened you should you should know the rules that's after i mean like we had a white woman on on 1.00

01:31:30.100 on friday it was a disaster it was a disaster we can't we can't do it again they they they don't

01:31:36.260 know their role she was supposed to you got to come in do your role she came in and read the chat i

01:31:40.500 was like lady i was like i i think speaking of catcher and elijah's show oh yeah sorry so much

01:31:48.020 caucasian and estrogen please wait too much this is the last show so after you go from here that looks

01:31:55.060 that kid looks like they had a baby together that's very weird i don't know if you can see that it really

01:31:59.700 does look like them together his producer tries his best every week to try to fit the whole logo

01:32:04.420 on his forehead and he's getting there just gotta lose a little bit more hair elijah you'll you'll

01:32:10.420 get there brother join me join me in bold town yeah back to what we did on that friday episode by

01:32:15.380 the way i found it interesting that we have only had gingers as the mailbag people and that is true 1.00

01:32:21.940 we we should not do that anymore well you're you're now the mailbag person are you a low-key ginger 0.99

01:32:26.500 oh am i i don't know are you we asked you a question did you did you when you had hair when 0.99

01:32:36.900 you had that shitty fucking bowl how is toad not good with women like because he just asked like 0.99

01:32:41.780 they asked him a question he goes like am i it's just like he thinks he's gonna be mysterious but 1.00

01:32:47.620 they just think he's retarded he actually watches the 40 year old virgin as like a template of what 0.96

01:32:56.020 titties feel feel like sandbags right i just love it all right back to the review i thought life was 0.96

01:33:01.140 like movies man damn it but i will say i really did not like the audio one i thought that was petty

01:33:06.820 like okay don't be wrong you you try i mean we're not we're not as professional as we could be with our 0.90

01:33:11.220 mic etiquette we're not mic etiquette but i guess it is kind of part of mic etiquette like not talking like

01:33:15.460 this not being like this you know like so but at the same time he was like bickering about the

01:33:20.740 volume levels it's like unless we have like a green room guy that controlled all our audio i

01:33:24.100 don't really like yeah we come in before we try to get an ear for how everyone's audio is but

01:33:28.500 yeah it's not perfect this uh all sounds like cope jose we need to do better it's a little bit

01:33:33.620 cope but i'm just saying it's like nitpicky it's very nitpicky the epitome of professionalism

01:33:38.180 this is what people come here for oh they want perfect audio levels perfect they also critique

01:33:45.860 like uh do these guys do any prep and it's like yeah we have a group chat and we send each other

01:33:50.660 ideas every time before we get together we don't want aids how dare you yeah exactly i like that one

01:33:57.220 i mean to be fair we don't we don't overthink it we don't over prepare i mean we literally just have

01:34:02.020 a group chat we dump ideas thoughts videos things like that and that's about it and we just kind of like

01:34:07.780 we show up and then we kind of like what do we want to work with this is even better the joking 0.91

01:34:11.460 even better like we don't do we don't do prep because prep is gay legitimately it's gay yep like 1.00

01:34:16.980 only people that take prep is faggot no no see no you're see you were doing good and then you over 1.00

01:34:21.940 explained the joke and then you also used a slur just for like the punch but the punch was already 0.99

01:34:26.900 there yeah i didn't i didn't even sorry i'm not a professional comedian i didn't even to be fair i didn't

01:34:31.460 even register that as a slur i just was like you know like that's just how i talk you know that

01:34:36.180 that could be the other issue is that none of you actually perceive any of these things as slurs

01:34:39.860 we actually don't know i could be the problem if you had to point your finger to somebody that

01:34:44.820 actually didn't realize something was a slur it would be me right it would be they're like

01:34:49.140 i just say things and they're like you know you can't say that in public you're like what yeah dude

01:34:53.140 i went to a my wife had a tattoo appointment a few weeks ago and i went with her and the tattoo artist

01:34:57.380 was a chick she was really cool really sweet but like when i was talking to her i kept saying like 0.98

01:35:01.460 faggot retard but not like the hard slurs because like that's kind of like normal social interactions 0.99

01:35:06.900 i don't normally drop the hard slurs but you know maybe like a retard or like a retard just slides off 1.00

01:35:11.300 the tongue like i don't even think about it you know like faggot that like i might think about a 1.00

01:35:14.660 little bit but it usually pretty much slides off the tongue as well but like i remember my wife was 1.00

01:35:18.500 messaging me at one point was like shut the fuck up and i was like what it's like every time you say 0.99

01:35:24.020 retard or faggot she's like like and i'm like i didn't even pick it up but you know but i also like i 1.00

01:35:29.460 have this part of my mind i just don't care like if you're a faggot about that i don't care 1.00

01:35:33.620 my kids my kids are running around and like cole is just going off and i'm like oh god like his 0.99

01:35:38.500 kids but he like i get i'm looking at him and i'm like he can't even help it he's just going

01:35:42.100 out hey i was also guilty of that the whole time i'm thinking to myself like oh man it's we're

01:35:47.940 fortunate that cole's kid is young enough like to not be able to learn how to speak so like we don't 1.00

01:35:52.020 have to worry about cole growing his kids he also doesn't have the iq to do it that's true he actually

01:35:56.500 he probably won't speak until he's like five or six years old but but topskids i'm like his first

01:36:01.540 words on the podcast he just comes up i came on her like that was good that you used in the right

01:36:13.860 because it was like a baby it's first word being it's funny um all right sorry you guys want to move

01:36:19.140 on i don't know wait i want to just say like what their so their critique about the talking over to and

01:36:24.420 all that it's like i understand that in any other kind of format like if people are debating and

01:36:28.260 they're talking over each other we're not debating these people don't have they don't have male

01:36:32.580 friends every group of male friends that i've had with with a group like this if you when you're in

01:36:37.380 person right because this is odd this is internet but when you're in person you're talking everyone's

01:36:41.860 talking you better cut in you better be like either loud or have an interesting voice that cuts in and

01:36:46.980 then everybody fades back yes that's how normal people talk these people must have boring 0.99

01:36:51.220 fucking friends imagine sitting in a room with them all four of them waiting to talk they probably 0.98

01:36:54.980 got like a little thing that they pick up i'm ready to talk they'll hand here's the talking pencil you 0.99

01:37:00.500 and here's the reality too these two guys are sitting in some apartment in new york paying

01:37:05.220 sixty five hundred dollars a month barely can afford food and but they're looking at each other in the

01:37:09.540 eye so it's really easy not to talk talk over each other they're both they're both giving each

01:37:13.540 other hand jobs because they can't have prostitutes i mean like their their lives are miserable so

01:37:18.100 literally what they do is they sit there they find podcasts that are better than theirs they 1.00

01:37:21.220 talk shit about them and then they fucking jerk each other off and they go to sleep in a closet 0.99

01:37:24.820 because they don't even have a bedroom and they also don't have a dining room table because they 1.00

01:37:27.540 can't fucking afford one because they live in a fucking studio together so it's tragic ultimately 0.98

01:37:31.300 it's tragic so the entire time i listen to this i feel fucking bad for these guys but then i'm like 0.99

01:37:35.060 hey we have a sponsor that could probably help you and that's the dough razors take your 0.98

01:37:38.740 fucking own life uh are they still a sponsor i assume so the dough razors 0.96

01:37:42.500 yeah they have a code dot com promo code tower gang yeah that's right yeah 15 off and and yeah 0.99

01:37:51.220 and and if you are a black man the no the dough razors are so sharp that you can simultaneously 0.99

01:37:57.140 shave your balls and give yourself a vasectomy because you know that that baby is going to 1.00

01:38:01.540 either be aborted or become fatherless so jesus christ that was rough but go on 1.00

01:38:06.580 so he worked on that one too he's he's been thinking about that he's like i got him we're 0.99

01:38:15.860 we're better off this way help control the black population oh my god say the n-word 0.98

01:38:20.740 the dough see this is like gratuitously going to racist you know what they were right 0.99

01:38:28.500 that was you guys were right i quit

01:38:31.060 you know i do i i was i was gonna make the joke out and i thought this would be good but

01:38:36.180 the toe destroyed like just went in there destroyed i was gonna say like they have like a you know 0.97

01:38:40.660 they have a nice metallic with the knurled steel like handle that you can't shove up your ass because 0.98

01:38:45.940 it'll hurt too much making shit up gnarled yeah knurling that's what it's fucking called is that 1.00

01:38:51.380 a thing that he just did something gay or gay g-n-a-r-l no it's k-n-u-r-l-e-d 1.00

01:38:57.460 cold stop stop looking at me stop looking down on us because you know a word we don't stop it 0.99

01:39:04.100 wow i thought i was i thought i was i mean i was trying to make a joke about how you can't shove 1.00

01:39:07.940 that uh like a gillette gillette's gay because you put it up your ass no dough not gay you cannot 1.00

01:39:12.500 put that up your ass without destroying it wait cole is right are they all really trying to look 1.00

01:39:18.260 just up and see if i got it right he's trying to put that shit up holy shit you're right i think i've 1.00

01:39:23.540 been saying it wrong forever i always call them the gnarles because g-n-a-r will be like 1.00

01:39:27.140 gnarly or something like a tree's gnarly that's what they call like on like on barbells the like

01:39:31.940 the the yeah yeah i knew what you were talking about that's knurling yeah i always thought it was 0.80

01:39:36.100 normal a small nose a word i don't get the fuck out of here hit the hit the uh uh look it's right 0.86

01:39:43.380 there look at look at the barbell that's right so that's the knurling projecting knob or ridge yeah 0.99

01:39:48.980 top please hit the horn because like this is a really big moment

01:39:51.540 the whole nose something

01:39:57.380 it's a little bit of engineer and he comes out like no it's knurling

01:40:01.940 i thought he was talking about the top part and i was like how deep are you putting that in play

01:40:07.780 no it's the handle because you can put the like the 1.00

01:40:10.340 fucking gay ass uh shaving places they just use some silicone that's in the shape of a penis the 1.00

01:40:16.980 nadeau no way they're like we're going super manly you know this is how you know cole got the grippy 1.00

01:40:21.060 because if his butthole was loose it would just like kind of go over them yeah i put it in razor

01:40:26.340 first what you talking about to be fair i just throw it in there cole only knows what the word neural 0.97

01:40:32.180 means because it applies to both things that he does most often which are go to the gym and put 0.94

01:40:37.780 things in his butt i just had a genius idea what are you talking about yeah i i think we need to 0.99

01:40:42.740 one of these meetups get cole to put the nadeau razor in his butthole and shave one of our faces 1.00

01:40:48.580 like he has to come 0.99

01:40:49.540 oh i know what you're saying oh my god that's how you get a pink guy for real for real 0.99

01:40:55.620 that is disgusting imagine that act like you can't see your butthole you can do it at an angle where 0.99

01:41:00.020 you just and then you kind of zoom out and you see it stick it out of a butt kind of like the forest 1.00

01:41:03.380 mommy's parkler video and then you see you moving your ass up and down if that is if that is not 0.99

01:41:10.020 i got the tagline when you don't have lube but you do have poo n-a-d-e-a-u na-do 0.98

01:41:17.380 if if that's not the best ad for a shaving company in the world i mean and honestly 0.94

01:41:22.500 it meets the eye it meets it meets dei because it's a gay guy it will not no i'm not gay but it's

01:41:28.500 like sure you're not sure you're not well and i talked about black people using it so it's all 0.98

01:41:36.660 i see the commercial already in my head you see that that you just zoomed in

01:41:40.180 yeah it's like shaving and you're kind of like ah yeah and then you just slowly pan out and then 1.00

01:41:44.580 you see it's sticking out of your dude's ass going to shake it up and down 0.99

01:41:49.140 they're going to sponsor our jack auschwitz bits where where uh you put the nadeau shave razor in your 1.00

01:41:55.060 butthole and then we you shave an orthodox jew's face you shave his beard off with it oh man by 0.97

01:42:00.900 the way they're freaking out about something going on in my window back here i've been watching but 0.99

01:42:04.260 they they say i'm about to get abducted i don't know if there's been like lights going off back

01:42:07.780 there yeah i haven't told you because i was hoping you'd get abducted they get up there and they

01:42:13.060 anal probe me and they're like jesus it's like this link will be in the description today uh nadeau

01:42:18.500 shavecoat.com promo code tower gang check it out thank you so much cole's cuck hole corner and then cole

01:42:24.500 i saw another one it was uh cole's knurling corner uh which i thought was pretty funny but

01:42:28.900 do we have a cole's corner today or now i have they're always ready they're always ready to go 0.85

01:42:32.820 i'm just gonna put that out there they are always no no no no no no no no you dump so many you have

01:42:37.220 to fucking narrow it down we have a million videos though we have a million videos to play and we're 0.92

01:42:41.540 at an hour 45 guys we're an hour 45 i'm surprised jose hasn't stopped us to tell us that we're 0.99

01:42:46.500 there oh i don't believe oh you're off yeah i'm off tomorrow yeah all right fuck it let's go play 0.96

01:42:52.100 some videos all right all right all right but you know for real cole the whole idea is you were 0.98

01:42:58.660 supposed to pick ace ones you were literally supposed to curate these you're not just like

01:43:02.820 they are just grab something there yeah no they're curated they're ready to go all you should do is

01:43:07.620 just dip your it's like literally just like if i gave you like a uh a candy like a bucket full of candy

01:43:12.740 and i was like i picked all these candies for yourself you just put your hand in grab whatever

01:43:16.420 you want out it's perfect that's all you know cole's cole's clip corner has that grippy yo he's

01:43:21.780 like yo he's got the confidence he's like you put your hand in there it's not coming back out it's

01:43:30.500 we can close out the episode with the answering the question that was posed uh related to this video

01:43:36.820 real quick before we get into it i do want to point out i i will give these guys credit to get back

01:43:42.260 review thing it is kind of a semi i don't know if it's a genius but smart concept because it's like

01:43:48.420 i don't know to what extent they're being honest and like or overdoing it maybe to be overly nitpicky

01:43:53.860 maybe that's not the case i haven't listened to any other other episodes but it's pretty smart you're

01:43:57.540 reviewing podcasts they get upset they do exactly what we did what we talk about it's free press

01:44:02.580 everywhere it's kind of engagement bay it's an enragement wall again but it's for being

01:44:08.340 but smart i guess i gotta say it's a semi-smart it's kind of like that period of time where we

01:44:12.500 were like really pissing off a lot of party people and we really don't give these jews the satisfaction 1.00

01:44:17.700 but i will say i don't find it in organic i don't find it to be an organic following because it's like

01:44:23.380 you don't you know what i mean because you just end up with a rotating group of my favorite my favorite

01:44:27.060 thing about my two my two favorite things about this one tyler does the same thing but because there's

01:44:32.660 no fans of libertarian podcasts it doesn't matter it never creates any sort of buzz um but two these

01:44:39.060 guys have have a three-star review on apple podcast which is all fans of other shows they've talked

01:44:44.820 shit to that they get sent to there to give them a few bombs just over and over and over again it's 0.95

01:44:50.580 fucking awesome man the the only time anybody listens to their show is when they're hating on 0.99

01:44:54.580 that person exactly and i'll never listen to it again for the record i hope they do liberty 0.98

01:45:00.820 lockdown next oh yeah yeah bring it on bring it on i bet they would like it like this is actually

01:45:05.460 pretty high quality this is actually this is kind of boring i like this guy doesn't talk over himself

01:45:12.180 at all this guy reminds me a lot of who i voted for sleepy joe i didn't laugh once this wasn't funny

01:45:19.620 at all five stars from liberty lockdown this guy is no notoriety whatsoever all right did we vamp 0.97

01:45:26.820 long enough for you toad oh you're not bringing up the the corner shit are you you're bringing up 0.88

01:45:30.180 something else no no i don't have that ready this is the last thing i have logging on to a 0.98

01:45:34.660 drop the last thing you have there's a million things in the in the chat well

01:45:43.060 you know how our show goes oh this is so awesome man

01:45:47.140 yeah so we have this lady was like anything i did he was digging it so i got two heads 1.00

01:45:52.020 she actually got she actually got three heads actually

01:45:58.900 all right so the hypothetical someone posed was would you rather have a chick with two heads or 1.00

01:46:04.740 two pussies that's cool that's called that's called a callback you uh whose podcast is this 0.99

01:46:10.980 anyway guys you don't know what the you're doing all right you're out there in rochester new york like 1.00

01:46:15.220 a bunch of faggots you're probably inside of each other while you're podcasting that's why you guys have 1.00

01:46:19.460 such great chemistry and then you're gonna sit here and tell me about my comedy prowess i could 1.00

01:46:23.540 imagine i think one just i can imagine them like one dude was sitting on the other dude like like 0.98

01:46:28.500 dog like just sitting on his uh his cock and like they're just talking over his over his shoulder and 0.98

01:46:32.820 that's why that's why they don't that's why they don't talk over each other because like as soon as one 1.00

01:46:36.900 of them wants to talk they just put their dick in the other one's mouth well right one mic there 0.99

01:46:41.460 like the levels are perfect of course they're perfect of course they're perfect yeah right now we're actually 0.99

01:46:46.340 looking at the hosts of that show all right so i'll answer the question i would uh personally as 0.96

01:47:03.860 a fan of blowjobs i'm definitely going two heads plus you can knock you can knock her out you only 1.00

01:47:08.580 have to swing once um you can knock two broads out that's pretty cool it's efficient um yeah there's 0.99

01:47:14.500 lots of reasons i like it i'm going two heads because i'm so short one can be sucking me off 0.99

01:47:18.340 while i'm making out with the other one i'm going to go two pussies and not because i necessarily 1.00

01:47:23.460 actually care about having two because you can only put your dick in one at a time it really is like 0.99

01:47:26.740 i mean i guess it'd be a fun novelty but it's really like the pretty much every conjoined twin is like a 0.99

01:47:32.340 freaking nature and disturbing to look at so i guess theoretically it was a hot chick with two heads and like 1.00

01:47:37.380 i guess but i i mean i don't know even then like it's two women still basically no that's awful here's 0.94

01:47:43.220 here's the worst one somebody pointed out but i didn't have this i had this beforehand was one

01:47:48.340 two heads means double the talking i just want to put that out there exactly that's happening

01:47:52.100 regardless it's double they probably talk over each other a lot too yeah yes they would

01:47:56.980 they had a podcast this this other guys would really destroy him about it 1.00

01:48:00.580 shut up thing one no you shut up thing two i gotta put a cock in one of your mouths 1.00

01:48:08.580 uh but two pussies just means that like at you can always i feel like they would be on different 1.00

01:48:14.180 cycles because i think that's how it works or whatever no that's not that's the opposite how 0.98

01:48:17.620 it works there's there's just no way that's how it works but go ahead no no because i mean

01:48:23.860 my head canon in my head canon it has two different cycles so there's always

01:48:28.100 never there's always one always good to go so

01:48:30.580 you can always just look one of them at least okay you know theoretically you could have two

01:48:34.580 they i've heard of cases where they have two uteruses but you still would have like it's based 1.00

01:48:39.860 on your hormone levels and stuff you're cycling so you still would cycle i would assume you'd still

01:48:44.260 cycle the same yeah when two chicks even if you have two uteruses when two chicks are together and 1.00

01:48:49.540 they're not even fused together their cycles align so like what do you think is going on here's what 0.98

01:48:53.700 i'm saying though this is this is a question posed by me so i said either two heads or two pussies and i 0.98

01:48:58.340 didn't just mean like like this how like a regular girl looks and she opens her legs and you're like 1.00

01:49:02.180 oh there's a pussy there and a pussy right there that's weird no i meant like like so see how they 1.00

01:49:06.340 were kind of like and like the other one's coming out of the head right i mean like one head and then 0.99

01:49:11.380 two two bodies like this they're just walking into each other oh it's like they have it basically

01:49:16.820 has three legs it's basically they're oh my god that is horrifying yeah that changes oh there's four 0.98

01:49:22.020 legs oh yeah i thought you meant it's two pussies between two no that's so much better that means 0.99

01:49:28.100 you get that also means you get two assholes two acts like four ass cheeks jose would be freaking out 0.99

01:49:33.220 how do you figure oh you mean if two separate okay never mind i was saying yeah two separate yeah 0.99

01:49:37.620 the other one got to sit on on her lap for it to work she's like you know how you like cross your 1.00

01:49:45.060 legs over it's like crossing double legs over and like while it's taking a shit so it's like it's so 0.98

01:49:49.620 weird this is like you're you're basically a spider like this would be great yeah one of them has to 1.00

01:49:55.540 sit on the other one's lap like imagine how fast that bitch would be oh it's great bro that 1.00

01:50:00.180 she runs like a horse too would you think she'd be running yeah faster or slower that's actually a 1.00

01:50:04.500 good thought experiment wait four legs i have some experience with horses so i could i could answer 0.99

01:50:10.260 this if you'd like but do you want to be like a pussy one of them got one of them got a real grippy 1.00

01:50:16.820 pussy the other one got a real yeah that's what that's the thing is like what if one actually had 1.00

01:50:20.820 like a better one of those black and then you got the grippy and the grainy let's go what if he 1.00

01:50:26.100 fucking like one pussy like she has two puts she but one feels way better so you just keep 1.00

01:50:29.860 fucking she's like why don't you like play with this one a little bit and you're just like ah 1.00

01:50:32.820 all right here's an important question you think she named the other body like she'd be like i'm 1.00

01:50:36.500 cassandra and i prefer my left side but this is rachel and she's a bitch like rachel's on the right 1.00

01:50:41.460 side and this is deandre it's a trance and rachel can't speak for herself because her 1.00

01:50:45.780 fucking brain is buried in this other bitch's head if she could what if what if one pussy did get 1.00

01:50:50.420 turn into like a fake dick and so she could figure herself and jerk herself off at the same time she 1.00

01:50:54.900 could fuck herself yeah just like whoa you know conjoined conjoined uh twins boy and girl 1.00

01:51:02.260 that'd be wild what if they were skits of yo then they have to would they kiss each other 1.00

01:51:08.100 you know what would be kind of gangster though if you fucking if you had conjoined twins uh 0.99

01:51:12.500 boy and girl but with that this body bullshit that we're talking about and then they had to like 0.99

01:51:16.740 they had to like find significant others that were like they would just watch the other one get 0.98

01:51:21.380 railed by the girl with one head with one yeah yeah no no no no like they're like they're they're 1.00

01:51:27.940 fucking attached at the at the shoulder right so yeah they have their whole whole shit they have 1.00

01:51:32.980 their whole shit but like they have to just like let them go get fucked by something like they're not 1.00

01:51:37.060 even gay you know none of these people have to lay next to your sister while she gets railed 1.00

01:51:40.340 can we find all the time our audience could please go out and try to find somebody who is a conjoined 0.60

01:51:48.100 twin and is doing a podcast but like maybe like a regular one like like oh i got steve mazzagotti

01:51:53.940 here on liberty lockdown today and steve's in the frame but you could tell someone's moving around

01:51:58.180 because he's connected but he knows a lot about politics his his other part doesn't really give a 0.89

01:52:02.500 shit there has to be people doing this now his other half you mean you mean the rick and morty sketch 0.57

01:52:07.620 of michael and pikell that's what that is like where one is a new show y'all are downplaying how 0.96

01:52:15.300 all right have any of you gotten head from two girls at the same time unfortunately no no no i've

01:52:19.540 gotten head from zero girls wow all right so so let me tell you uh pretty much nothing better it's

01:52:27.460 it's like it's basically like there's nothing better and these both these girls are threes 0.91

01:52:32.900 if they were separated if they were separated but yeah this is my point if you get head from two

01:52:39.220 threes you feel like like you're you know getting head from a seven or so what made them threes clint

01:52:44.260 were they fat what made them threes no he's talking about these two he's talking about

01:52:47.220 these two on the show right now me i thought you know no no no no no i did way better do you think

01:52:53.220 that they're they can't both give you head at the same time i don't think they actually 1.00

01:52:56.580 are able to physically no no no you just put your dick you you you slat your dick right in their 1.00

01:53:02.420 skull fucking slot and they just go to town dude they can't just kind of grab your scrote and then 1.00

01:53:07.620 shove it in the other one's mouth i think i think what's gonna happen yes yes jose jose has the 1.00

01:53:12.900 ingenuity to make this fucking fun yeah you don't understand cole you put your balls in the right 1.00

01:53:17.620 bitch's mouth you put your dick in rachel's mouth and you go to town so you're you're like your dick is 1.00

01:53:22.500 perpendicular to their heads and so you can do whatever you want i mean where are they gonna 1.00

01:53:27.220 go they ain't got any options that's the whole great thing about your neck i mean you don't 1.00

01:53:32.660 you don't titty fuck you neck fuck these bitches it's awesome you're just kidding me by the hair 1.00

01:53:37.060 and just you just squeeze their heads together and put it between yeah by the way this guy is 1.00

01:53:40.980 and they spit on it they spit on it and they're just like lubing up their own neck and then you oh dude

01:53:46.260 yeah this guy's living this by the way he gets this is what he looks bro i know this is why i thought 0.99

01:53:51.060 about this so deeply because i was like this guy is wild number one he got two bitches he got two 1.00

01:53:56.580 bitches to marry him they're the same bitch which is also wild they're attached which is wilder they 1.00

01:54:02.340 have to both blow them at the same time because it's not even like an option that one of them blows him 1.00

01:54:06.980 like it's definitely you get ahead from two bitches everyone likes to swallow and the other one doesn't 1.00

01:54:12.740 then you're in the money dude let me throw a wrench in here i vaguely remember because this is a years 0.97

01:54:17.140 old thing like these guys came i remember i vaguely remember my wife or someone telling me about this

01:54:20.900 this and i think he technically is only married and in a relationship with one of them and the 0.87

01:54:24.980 other one's like not his like whatever so get the fuck out but there's no way i cannot i cannot 0.95

01:54:30.660 understand how even despite that there wouldn't be at least once or twice you want to get on the 0.96

01:54:35.540 action you know she's like why did you how could you cheat on me yeah so wait so that means that

01:54:40.820 work what if each of them are married to a different guy yeah the other one can still get married 1.00

01:54:45.300 fuck dude right now she's like no if you if you did if you had to double team would you rather have 1.00

01:54:51.540 the girl with two pussies or the girl with two heads if you and you and your bro were going to 1.00

01:54:55.300 double team one would you rather have the two pussies or two heads do you have the two pussies if 1.00

01:55:01.220 another guy was involved yeah right what's that do you think they talk to each other all the time or 0.99

01:55:06.820 do they like it's like one thoughts the other thought like that i'll bet you they whisper to each other a 0.98

01:55:10.900 lot otherwise they go deaf like what if one of them's like steve's so annoying i can't fucking 0.99

01:55:18.820 every time he's around i can't stand him i think there have been cases of conjoined twins but your 0.98

01:55:23.380 brain has to be connected where their like heads are fused and i think that you kind of weirdly sort

01:55:28.020 of can hear some thought like the ones i've heard of or i'm sure something but like some thought well

01:55:33.620 imagine if your brain was joined with another individual like there would be some overlap and i mean

01:55:37.940 that's a weird thing to wrap your head around but it is i think that's i vaguely remember that

01:55:41.460 being a thing with one he's talking about conjoined twins with their heads attached and he goes that's

01:55:46.500 a weird thing to wrap your head around 0.98

01:55:52.180 he didn't even mean to it was yeah oh god i was i'm still gonna go two pussies i just feel like i 0.99

01:55:58.660 mean this is the gayest answer possible go ahead no no no no no it's still to be able to like like 1.00

01:56:03.860 you can fuck a pussy and then still finger the other one that sounds pretty awesome that would get 1.00

01:56:07.780 old real quick oh wait it would get older before like the two bitches talking about you always that 1.00

01:56:15.940 are right they're gonna talk about you if you only have to punch once and they both go to sleep 0.98

01:56:22.500 no but be a man also but but then you get double battery so you're going to jail twice over no no

01:56:28.660 who's gonna believe you no you're having it you're having it's like who's gonna believe these two-headed 0.98

01:56:33.620 bitches they're their own they're their own witnesses dude i'm sorry i married i married 1.00

01:56:39.700 both these bitches and you think that i'm i'm the bad guy here i'm a saint obviously you're having 1.00

01:56:43.940 no they're gonna be like you're a weirdo you're if you go with the two pussies you're having to do 1.00

01:56:48.820 twice the work man it just doesn't sound great to me at all it's so crazy that these people even made 0.99

01:56:53.540 it this far like yeah no yeah this is a miracle of modern medicine and this what's wrong with this

01:56:59.220 country yeah like we should these people should have been tossed out at birth we would have the 1.00

01:57:04.580 the whole genetic because if they thought america was great they took this baby and they dashed it on a

01:57:09.700 rock because they're gonna and then i don't know i don't know if these things are no i don't know if

01:57:14.980 these things are like infertile or whatever or like not able to have kids these things yeah yeah

01:57:20.020 because like he's gonna they dashed it on a rock this this this this could have been solved this

01:57:25.700 could have been solved many ways with nado razors because the the the father could have had a

01:57:30.740 vasectomy giving himself with the nado trying again no i'm listing all the different ways force

01:57:37.620 this in there you you could have separated the two of them with nado just just cut them right down the 0.88

01:57:42.980 middle with it you could have done that or you could already kill our money we don't keep doing this 0.99

01:57:46.420 with them i think if they could separate them they would have already to or you could have killed 0.99

01:57:50.180 them with nado no what i'm saying i was saying he's gonna he's gonna nut in them and then most likely 0.95

01:57:55.780 they're gonna have some double-headed kids as well maybe a triple-headed kid here's my 0.94

01:57:59.220 operator is that how it works are their pronouns they them no no they're no they're actually applied to 0.98

01:58:04.900 they them yes no no no they're they them they them okay no see that's that's fucking yeah he's he's 0.94

01:58:13.620 saying that they're woke too which is even worse not only do they look like freaks but now they're 0.82

01:58:17.540 woke too look all right so here's my thesis the one on the left seems to really be happy and he 0.96

01:58:23.140 seems to be making eye contact with her the bitch on the right which is weird to say because they're 1.00

01:58:27.940 the same bitch but the bitch on the right is just like being polite she's like oh god i'm gonna get 1.00

01:58:32.660 so tonight by this guy and i am not happy about it is that what you're thinking do you think they 0.99

01:58:37.460 have to pay double for their hairdresser because i'm looking at their makeup and they did their 0.99

01:58:43.220 hair do you think of course you have like you think they have to pay their dentist double of

01:58:46.420 course they have two yeah do you think everywhere they go they're like uh like they go in there and

01:58:50.340 they're like here's the regular like here's the rate and you know we have to double it like they

01:58:55.220 like you have to be like guys we but on one person you think they get charged for two people

01:58:59.060 at like disney or something because technically or a plane or on a plane because they definitely have 0.50

01:59:03.540 different names they have only got one ass though that's true but they got different names yeah 0.77

01:59:08.980 yeah so there's like like do they have two different social security numbers can they collect social 0.88

01:59:12.740 security twice this is oh wow these are all really good questions are they getting taxed twice do they

01:59:18.420 have to fill out separate like uh w-2s like what is going on this is crazy what if one of them

01:59:24.980 what if both of them are right-handed 0.99

01:59:26.260 and the other one's just like fuck yeah what if one likes clit stimulation and the other one likes 1.00

01:59:33.540 like penetration and they just hate like they hate the other you can never please and you can't 1.00

01:59:37.940 please them this dude's like he's fucked up his entire life really really into anal and the other 0.99

01:59:42.580 one just like i will hate i will never i will never do that yeah this guy's just drilling one controls 0.99

01:59:48.660 like the left hand one controls the right and like they're fighting over who could touch the like

01:59:51.940 one's like trying to you know that'd be hilarious and the other one's like you have one pulling him

01:59:56.580 in and the other just like punching she's like give it to me give it to me pablo and he's like 1.00

02:00:03.460 get the fuck out of here pablo you piece of shit if if one if one of them i can come now wait if one 1.00

02:00:08.500 of them wants to keep going and the and the other one is saying stop is that rape these are all very 1.00

02:00:14.100 important questions i'm glad we got to the bottom of it can we get no we didn't get the bottom we just

02:00:17.940 ask the questions we gotta get this guy or these oh bro if we could get this guy on the show i would 0.99

02:00:22.820 love that know who we should get there's a dude who has two dicks and they're big old thickies 0.99

02:00:28.100 and he does porn i bet you we could get him on the podcast can we get can we get him and a girl with 1.00

02:00:31.620 girl two of vaginas and watch them and then see like if it i think that's a high ask 1.00

02:00:36.820 that's it that's that's the end of the bit we just want to watch that yeah yeah or or him do with 0.99

02:00:41.300 because i think clint still on the opposite side of this see the guy with two dicks 0.99

02:00:44.260 fuck uh like skull fuck the two girls at the same time yeah that would be wild yeah this is this is 1.00

02:00:51.460 the type of that i need in my life like as soon as possible that's the only guy that could satisfy 1.00

02:00:55.540 these women yeah this double dick bandit double dick double dick guy double dick dude yeah triple d 1.00

02:01:00.980 double dick dude do you think they got three tits or two two i'm guessing two but if they have three 1.00

02:01:05.940 small dude money in the bank bro three like three dude you know how many times i jerked off to total 0.99

02:01:10.900 recall i'm not surprised i can't even quantify it honestly all right guys i think that's it i think

02:01:18.820 we i think we ran out of content yeah i think we thank you guys so much for tuning in if you guys

02:01:24.420 could go leave a five-star review over on apple podcast as well as spotify help us out i'd appreciate

02:01:29.460 it um and leave a one for them no no no leave them a five-star no no no no no we're not gonna like

02:01:36.740 other podcasts where we hold a grudge i'd rather you not leave them a a review at all uh don't

02:01:41.300 acknowledge their existence don't don't help them for sure no go and ask them to have us on their show

02:01:46.820 i think they already said yes they've been liking all the top stuff that he was he was

02:01:50.820 yeah they know what they're doing what was wild what was wild is they followed all y'all and they didn't

02:01:54.420 follow me they're still treating me like this guy has no notoriety 100 000. all right guys uh no way

02:02:02.180 jose show uh go check it on youtube all the major odd podcatchers odyssey rumble rumble rumble i'm

02:02:06.900 really trying to boost that rumble because i'm pretty much only posting there so far as video right

02:02:10.820 now until my uh strike has expired on youtube uh yeah follow me on twitter at towergang jose uh that's

02:02:17.140 yeah that's all i got go check out the four point boy episode watch watch watch this uh clint russell

02:02:22.580 uh liberty lockdown i had on max blumenthal today and uh yesterday i had on tom luongo they were

02:02:28.180 both great and then uh dave smith the day before that and uh rumble and uh all the other podcatchers

02:02:34.340 uh liberty lockdown thank you i don't think that was a very effective plug i don't know that's how you

02:02:40.180 plug you know go check out my friend he's got an etsy page or something i don't know here i'll do

02:02:45.220 clint i don't know why i'm clint russell of liberty or something yeah yeah clint clint's about to go

02:02:52.100 sleepy he's about to go sleepy he's about to go sleepy make sure you check out my interview with

02:02:57.940 dave i can't believe you didn't fall asleep in your interview with dave bro i was so i was so tired

02:03:04.740 during that interview but i'm glad you just woke up you just you had just awakened up but you woke me up

02:03:10.100 i needed one more hour of sleep and you broke me from it my god by the way over 8 000 views on youtube

02:03:16.020 uh about 10 000 combined views and about 11 000 audio downloads 21 000 with days in three days four

02:03:23.620 days last couple weeks clint has popped it's been pretty crazy he was showing me all of his analytics

02:03:27.940 keep in mind that all of these guys just said how boring and lame my show is and yet and yet

02:03:34.100 you could have four more viewers on every show but we just don't watch it

02:03:41.140 they think my show sucks but it's because they don't listen to it so i don't know

02:03:44.500 we've been on it it's hard i don't no no no i've i've watched it and you just just because that was 0.85

02:03:48.660 the episode y'all were on no no no no i went on the show i watched the episode like this 0.90

02:03:54.100 shit sucks i'm never watching this again i watched i watched it when i was on i watched the episode and 0.89

02:03:59.300 clint kept crying and it brought my joy down and i was like i can't do this i have to be up here 0.99

02:04:04.740 honestly liberty lockdown is not for you cole you are too joyous it's uh yeah it's talking about how 0.99

02:04:09.460 terrible the world is it's the most black filling show yeah oh fuck cole where you at where they find 1.00

02:04:16.100 you fat comic dave on twitter mostly just kind of just chilling for now but um but yeah just follow 0.99

02:04:21.940 me there all right toad tower gang toad on twitter follow tower gang pod obviously subscribe to the

02:04:28.660 locals tower gang.locals.com and i host better off dad and i will be doing something with college 0.96

02:04:34.980 it's the tower power hour slut no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed 1.00

02:04:46.580 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.97

02:04:53.300 tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with lobster

02:04:57.860 colon jose jose toad is sick no way jose the tower power hour sl

02:05:20.500 More fester than L.O.S., no disrespect.

02:05:22.920 Redhead Libertarian is their best friend. 0.97

02:05:24.840 Unless they get raided, then they never met. 0.99

02:05:27.400 None of this shit be new to me. 1.00

02:05:29.200 Clint is a sexual brute to me. 1.00

02:05:31.360 No booster seat, get them tall boots on you. 1.00

02:05:33.420 Fuck every podcast, that won't stoop to me. 1.00

02:05:35.680 Libertarian won't be the same, they revolution-y. 1.00

02:05:38.420 I miss grammar, it's sending it, rhyme dubitably. 1.00

02:05:41.120 Promote myself on their shot, stupidly. 0.97

02:05:43.400 Comedy philosophy, markrandom.com, user-free. 0.98

02:05:46.200 I'm single lady, so please choose a meet.

02:05:48.900 They scream Tower Gang worldwide.

02:05:50.520 Tower Gang rise, together we will overthrow.

02:05:54.120 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:05:58.420 Liberty Lock is true, say.

02:06:00.380 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

02:06:02.920 Toad is sick, no way, Jose.

02:06:04.740 If you read, I write Jose with Jose.

02:06:07.920 They made this with all his fame.

02:06:10.400 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:06:12.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:06:13.600 They made this with all his fame.

02:06:15.220 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:06:18.280 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.96

02:06:20.060 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that. 0.92

02:06:26.580 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 1.00

02:06:33.260 Better off dead.

02:06:34.380 I will be doing a college football week one show, probably pre-recording it either tonight or tomorrow and dropping that as soon as I do. 1.00

02:06:42.240 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:06:42.860 Peace out, bitches. 1.00

Tower Gang - August 31, 2023

Ep 140 - Titty Burrito

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