Tower Gang - Bone-Us Stream - Fat Dave Celebrates Fatherhood!

00:00:00.000 what is up everybody this is just a chill live stream i wanted to put this together because

00:00:08.280 my son was born last week about well on monday um about 10 o'clock in the morning so i haven't

00:00:15.360 had time yet to sit down smoke a cigar chill with the homies talk a little bit about family

00:00:20.480 and fucking you know random shit's going on and just celebrate so here was clint here with toad

00:00:26.880 seven had a busy week last week got some i got a little bit of sleep but uh just happy that i

00:00:34.460 finally brought some fucking heirs into uh into this world that's right but you had a daughter

00:00:40.960 though right no i don't have a daughter you have a son you have a son holy shit oh my god that's

00:00:49.100 you thought it was like a girl this whole time i i honestly i think i blanked on it um oh man i'm

00:00:55.860 sorry out of the loop no i have a i have a i have a son man i dude i it's a can can can we know

00:01:03.600 their name yeah it's aiden aiden uh i'm not gonna give the rest of the name but his first name's

00:01:08.120 aiden is a little boy no it's aiden dave it's yeah it's a it's aiden dave smith is the name of it

00:01:15.640 and i'm i was gonna say this is just gonna be like basically you're gonna see that tower power

00:01:23.560 is exactly the same as this we do no preparation at all we just tyler turn on your camera there you

00:01:29.580 go what's up jesus who somebody to review his podcast

00:01:34.100 can we hear him but yeah aiden his name he's uh he was born he was eight pounds eight ounces

00:01:42.240 he was uh i think 20 and three quarter inches was his height that's eight pounds of dick and how many

00:01:49.000 eight ounces he's just a ginormous cock and balls did you measure his uh dick to ass ratio while he

00:01:57.820 was no did you do it uh via ultrasound no but i he does have a he has a he has a nice i mean he has

00:02:05.220 a good dick i don't know what i've never seen a baby's dick so i don't really know uh like

00:02:12.020 my baby's got a good dick the doctor was like whoa that's that's some good dick

00:02:16.520 driving in at the wrong times here it was literally this is literally the beginning tyler

00:02:22.960 i know but i come in already talking about baby's dicks and hey i was i would say i mean i'm just

00:02:30.300 giving the update on all of them i mean he had he has a nice uncircumcised penis uh he i mean his

00:02:36.520 balls look pretty big i thought i mean they look nice i actually mentioned that to the nurses when

00:02:41.480 they were like right when they pulled her out pulled him out i was like these are balls on them

00:02:46.180 uh it gets a little swollen from being packed in there and then they're like extra big have they

00:02:51.720 gone down a little bit no they're the same size it's been it's been a week now and they're the same

00:02:56.180 size yeah i think it's some nice balls on them but he hasn't grown as much as i would like i was

00:03:00.320 hoping to see him like at 10 pounds already but he's not now when the baby's born does he have

00:03:05.280 like a boner because being born is basically like fucking in reverse no all right this will get

00:03:11.380 just kicked off somehow there's i don't think you can wait i i slid by a vagina on my way out

00:03:18.880 the only time i've ever been uh yeah i've ever penetrated a vagina was on the way out there we go

00:03:29.020 no but oh oh my god the delivery was about we went in on uh sunday night uh for like uh i mean we

00:03:38.540 were scheduled because she she was just so fucking elizabeth's so ready to get that thing out of

00:03:42.600 the out of her did she have a cesarean or vaginal no no no no it's vaginal but um we were gonna we

00:03:48.680 got a star buddy we we scheduled an induction um for like it was like sunday at like five o'clock

00:03:56.260 they scheduled her to be induced and when we got there she was already having contractions so we're

00:04:00.680 like no don't worry you don't have to worry about that anymore and they were like well we'll see

00:04:05.320 about seven o'clock in the morning what you're like and so like through the night she started

00:04:09.160 having like really bad contract like she was hurting pretty bad which there i mean tyler can uh attest to

00:04:15.480 this i mean maybe i don't know what his uh wife's labor was like but my or his two wives um my

00:04:22.580 my i mean she got i mean for about 30 minutes there because uh she goes she was like okay i need to get

00:04:30.120 the epidural and she told the nurse that okay this was like two o'clock in the morning uh or 2 30 i think

00:04:37.380 it was and uh and so they're like okay let's call let's call the on-call anesthesiologist and get them

00:04:43.740 over here it took like 30 minutes so she had like 30 minutes of like legit like super hard uh like uh labor

00:04:51.900 pains and match you i mean that's i've never seen her more irritable i mean she was like fuck you

00:04:58.440 like she was just you tried telling her to calm down

00:05:01.140 uh i mean i thought about it and then i was like ah it's probably not the right time nurse could you

00:05:09.340 give her some sedative while you're uh but yeah no but it was like well i'll there's the nurse was

00:05:14.700 like okay i'll call the doctor and then i'll be right back to let you know and then she didn't come

00:05:19.840 back and so it was like 10 minutes past and i was like i don't know and then like 20 minutes passed

00:05:25.720 and i was like she was i mean she was freaking out just in pain and i was like okay they gotta be

00:05:32.980 coming back here soon and then finally like a 30 minute mark the doctor came gave her the epidural

00:05:37.020 and from then on it was like totally fine like she was like up until the delivery about hour and 20

00:05:42.760 minutes of actually like pushing and trying to get them out and immediately they were like

00:05:48.520 okay so tyler were you told don't look below the uh equator on the first date but other than that i

00:05:56.820 was fine without going into too much uh so our first one we did induced and it was no big deal the

00:06:04.220 second one induced and the um um the anesthesiologist didn't get there in time so it was all natural which

00:06:12.380 was a lot of pain there was a lot of screaming in the hospital there was some russian guy uh lady down

00:06:16.860 the hall and we were coming in she's like screaming and they're like oh her husband won't let her get

00:06:21.140 an epidural and i'm like what a dumbass and then it happened to us so dude i my mom um i was the the

00:06:27.980 oldest so i was her first child and i have this fucking ginormous noggin right so my mom my mom's

00:06:34.000 trying to have a natural birth because she was kind of like a hippie back then and uh so she doesn't get

00:06:40.400 any drugs not an epidural nothing no painkillers whatsoever and she ends up being in labor for 70

00:06:46.560 two hours with me good lord 72 and three fucking days i was i was born on august 4th she started

00:06:54.640 so insane i can't even like imagine they did it they didn't do a c-section i feel like after

00:07:03.140 like a bit they were just like all right just cut this shit out i don't know dude i wasn't uh alive yet

00:07:09.000 yeah um but yeah it was funny because there was like don't look below the equator or whatever but

00:07:15.880 i was uh you looked and i was i was like i don't think it really bothered me but then like immediately

00:07:21.540 on like the second push the uh the nurse was like dad look you can see his hair and like i mean and

00:07:28.860 they were like and they were like look it wasn't shaved i'll tell you that uh she couldn't see it i

00:07:38.320 mean it was uh and so like i like i looked down there and i mean you could you could see like his

00:07:43.920 hair coming out and they were like always like platinum blonde and i was like fuck yeah i was

00:07:49.380 like hell yeah i'm gonna have like a actual blonde hair kid most likely blue eyes gonna be the greatest

00:07:54.480 arian ever born wasn't he a ginger though he came out and he's fucking gender dude it is like

00:08:01.100 it's not super red it's more like a it's like really red at the um at the like the roots and

00:08:08.640 then by the time it gets to the end it's like blonde uh so i mean but he's like half a soul

00:08:14.100 that's cool yeah he's got like half a soul i mean he's the hitler would only cut off like half of

00:08:20.740 and like or maybe gas like the lower half or something i don't know dude i was like okay i

00:08:25.680 was gonna say he's go ahead go go i was in uh i was in my i'm eight years older than my i guess

00:08:33.260 middle brother um and so like one of my earliest memories is being in the room as my mom was giving

00:08:39.700 birth and they did not tell me not to look at anything and i'm just standing there looking down

00:08:44.400 the fucking barrel of the gun at my mom's fucking exploding vagina with my little brother coming out of

00:08:50.280 it and it's like it's one of my earliest memories and i think i've never recovered if i'm being

00:08:54.840 i cannot believe you were in there for the delivery for your brother yep that is a very weird thing

00:09:00.980 like how old were you i was eight yeah so when you're when you're finally getting with a woman you're

00:09:08.300 like it's much smaller

00:09:10.380 it must have scared you like going on a date i'm gonna fall in this is uh

00:09:17.420 or some or some really weird like fucking freudian shit where he can no longer fuck like

00:09:23.020 tight pussy it has to be loose open just gaping pussy that's all i'm like look at you you fucking

00:09:29.660 disgusting virgin i only like my blown out bitches uh speaking of benzo barbie says big-headed ass

00:09:35.900 kids fuck my whole vag up i think i just figured out why she has a crush on toad she wants to put him

00:09:39.920 inside of her oh that's disgusting tuck him in talk about yeah reverse fucking that's gonna be a

00:09:48.840 reverse birth dude uh he's been great though so far i mean i don't know tyler was your um he's always

00:09:56.740 heard like if your first one's good it's the second one that's gonna be like an absolute asshole

00:10:01.880 i mean just because my first one i mean he's i mean he sleeps through the night i mean besides like

00:10:07.240 he'll wake up wanting to eat and mostly what i do is i'll wake up and i'll check his diaper and i'll

00:10:12.720 be like well he's clean there and i'll just be like all right your turn like i can't do anything

00:10:16.920 now like she's breastfeeding so i was like he's hungry i'm going back to bed so i've gotten like

00:10:22.140 eight hours of sleep every night and she's been like what do you get my second one was like that

00:10:27.080 she was just perfect the first one was tough uh probably because we figured out he wasn't getting

00:10:31.900 any food uh so we had to finally got a pump um but uh yeah so she's if you're feeding your child

00:10:38.780 they're gonna be pretty good so have you have you got the plasma levels checked yet

00:10:42.340 like i'm sincerely concerned that it might be low like it's just it's just thick goopy blood

00:10:51.860 flowing through him it's as hard as like having to work overtime i don't know man i don't know how

00:10:56.500 this shit works but his dad gave it up for four and a half years there's a distinct possibility

00:11:00.240 this kid's running low yes she told me that i could not believe that did she tell us that on

00:11:08.320 her stream no no she told me that she told me that uh well when i was talking to her and she was

00:11:13.460 asking us that she said she's 11 pounds and i was like why are you not like a fucking bodybuilder

00:11:18.560 like what did she just stagnate for like 20 years for us mommy how tall are you i'd like to put 11

00:11:28.180 pounds of dick in for his money i like single clint that's like a 11 pounds of dick in a 10 pound bag

00:11:35.580 man he's like i need to get like 10 men for that i want to i want to blow her out like the kool-aid

00:11:43.300 man i want to just blast through that wall first mommy is 5 8 apparently all right so

00:11:49.000 the same height as me yeah so she was a big baby yeah then i didn't think she was like an amazon so

00:11:54.240 i don't know big baby though no but it's been great as the the hardest part has been like

00:12:00.860 trying to stave off the fucking like you get him back like every time we go to the dogs like

00:12:05.900 all right so here's the vaccinations they're coming up and i'm like fuck do i want to do this to him like

00:12:10.180 i mean covid has absolutely fucked me up to where like i don't believe anything i'm looking at the

00:12:16.640 doctors and i'm almost like i kind of don't believe you on any shit you're saying because i how do you

00:12:21.500 know how do you fucking know because you're just getting told what the fucking pharmaceutical

00:12:25.520 companies are telling you or the medical boards or the medical boards who are also getting told just

00:12:31.780 by the pharma or just usually on the payroll of the pharmaceutical companies and so like or the

00:12:36.760 world economic forum or i mean there's so many things that like it's uh yeah so it's like wait

00:12:42.620 you're telling me not to look so i don't witness my kid's birth then i don't believe you like this is

00:12:48.700 not my kid if i don't see it but it's it's been like you gotta make sure you don't get no imposter

00:12:54.220 baby dude yeah oh no he was well they did take him away a couple times in the nursery see and they

00:12:59.720 would bring him back so it could be a different kid replace him with a kid with enough plasma to go

00:13:03.220 home they probably they switched up my kid for some fucking communist like fucking android that

00:13:09.800 they now have and they're just that's the grace replacement theory actually were they pretty good

00:13:15.120 about the uh the wristbands or whatever like always checking and and making sure oh yeah actually they

00:13:21.800 were they were they every time they had like they uh came in there they would ask elizabeth uh her

00:13:27.160 information and then they would make sure that everything then match them to him but uh they also i mean

00:13:32.980 it was it was really funny i don't know if i told this on tph last week but to uh watch because

00:13:38.200 we we didn't get him circumcised because i think that's literally cruel either like i that was something

00:13:42.800 that i've recently because i mean i had no i used to make fun of a guy in college because he was

00:13:47.540 uncircumcised and now i think about it i'm like damn i kind of feel bad for doing that because you

00:13:51.260 should call him up you should call him up and be like dude your dick was perfect and i'm sorry

00:13:54.720 so anti-semitic that he uh cannot uh get his son circumcised he cannot have a son anywhere near a

00:14:05.100 jew so i think that's reasonable yeah no honestly i mean circumcision is barbaric as a motherfucker like

00:14:11.740 it's insane that it's still happening so i i'm i'm glad that you're uh well it's just funny because

00:14:16.360 like i mean all of my family has had their kids circumcised and all of them expected me and so like

00:14:22.780 whenever uh they're all a bunch of barbarians dude yeah i know well it was like the first uh

00:14:27.440 my parents are kind of okay with it they were like we understand it's their decision whatever

00:14:31.640 her parents were like i mean i told them they're like chop his dick off yeah dude it was that it

00:14:38.780 wasn't like that but it was uh their face they had the face of just the the npc stare of whenever you

00:14:46.020 just give them information that they don't compute and they just kind of because it was we were in there

00:14:50.740 and it was like the her parents didn't come the night of they came the next night no yes yeah they

00:14:57.540 came next night and they and so they were they were like oh so when's his um when he's gonna get

00:15:02.580 circumcised and elizabeth like looked at me and i was like oh he's not and they just looked at me

00:15:08.780 like i was like i had just told them that we had sold his soul to the devil instead and

00:15:14.040 ginger yeah no ginger hair told them that they should have known it's so fucking crazy though

00:15:21.540 it's like wait a minute so you're not chopping part of your son's yeah that's the thing is like

00:15:26.080 they were they were they were like wait you're not gonna cut his dick like like his skin off like

00:15:30.580 what what's wrong with you and i did i legitimately afterwards i said no we because i was planning on

00:15:36.640 this i knew they were gonna ask it and so i just planned on and afterwards i said i was like no

00:15:40.600 me and elizabeth talk and we compromise and we're just gonna cut off his nose so he doesn't have

00:15:44.720 boogers when he gets older and they and that passed over their head too like immediately just went right

00:15:50.220 over their head they're like uh and then my wife changed the subject real quick i saw somebody tweet

00:15:55.540 that out um that exact same joke like yeah or no no wait it was me oh was it you no no yeah i saw

00:16:02.940 another one that was uh something about like like we're gonna cut our babies like fingernails off or

00:16:07.740 something because it'll help with cleanliness yeah it's like it's it's the dumbest i mean it

00:16:12.240 was uh by the way that's not true i cut my finger off and i've got a weird fingernail because of it

00:16:17.680 now you flip me off it's going on um they shit that's your mangled finger all right well from

00:16:23.940 apparently what from what i heard is they now use these little plastic caps that they just stick on

00:16:28.400 the top yeah and then it just uh it's weird well no no they don't cut it anymore they just kind of

00:16:33.660 stick it on there and they let the foreskin kind of like they pull it down and almost like it

00:16:40.580 just stays down permanently but it's still there but my i was talking to my cousin who had his boy

00:16:47.360 um then they cauterize it oh they cauterize it i just i was like no no no they just put it on there

00:16:53.700 but my cousin who had his son like four months ago no i guess a little bit longer than that but

00:16:59.600 whatever he did this he did that but it had a um a problem and got infected so they had to uh go in

00:17:06.120 there and actually cut it off the the cap and his foreskin off entirely it was like well there's still

00:17:11.000 like so there's still like a really big risk of cutting it off so but and then they also did tell

00:17:17.080 me about reward there's no yeah there's no reward no no it's literally just like hey just keep it clean

00:17:22.760 when he's a baby and then when he's old enough to clean himself you just teach him to like fucking

00:17:26.800 roll it down clean the tip roll it just think about how fucking insane it is you had thousands

00:17:33.320 of years of human history where obviously no one was doing this to their children or to themselves

00:17:38.280 for that matter the jews

00:17:40.200 okay kanye i i'm just i'm just saying i'm just saying like it's so it's so weird that people

00:17:50.640 still think oh travis holy shit oh yeah we've been trying to get him on on tower gang for a long

00:17:59.020 time and he was like i can't do it but now he's fucking mongoloid daddy what's up brother i think

00:18:03.840 you're on mute man no he's he's off now we're just talking uh cutting dicks oh there you go

00:18:12.060 it's clipping dude we can't like i don't know i don't know what's up this is this is what happened

00:18:18.040 last time i had you on you son of a bitch he was one of your first early guests wasn't he yeah i

00:18:24.700 think so yeah that was a good show you guys are talking about all the covid shit that was a fucking

00:18:29.700 long time ago jesus christ yeah it's crazy we need to go to think about how long like how long ago

00:18:34.560 covid was like just the beginning of covid i mean that was almost it's gonna be coming on three years

00:18:39.380 ago i mean that's ridiculous like it was it was leaking out of the lab like exactly right now years

00:18:45.140 ago yeah yeah right now yeah this is i remember hearing about it like uh because it was around

00:18:50.280 december whenever they were starting to happen in china first and they were hearing about it and

00:18:55.540 they were like oh this could be the next global pandemic and i remember like i was like nah this

00:19:00.100 shit ain't gonna because they said it twice a year for like the past decade so i didn't believe any of

00:19:04.880 it i mean and i shouldn't have believed any of it because it was bullshit again by the way did the uh

00:19:09.620 did the jews uh start cutting off the foreskin uh because they were like wandering through the desert and

00:19:14.800 there was all sand getting in there or something is that what happened that would be pretty funny

00:19:18.040 but no i think it happened before that because it was uh it was abraham and isaac i want to say

00:19:24.480 so it was before even yeah it was but apparently they were supposed to kill isaac right he was

00:19:30.500 supposed to sacrifice him so it was like oh no instead i'll just uh sacrifice the foreskin

00:19:34.760 let's get a mic check for travis real quick yeah travis what's up man turn you guys now so you

00:19:41.180 guys there you go yeah yeah you're good all right cool hell yeah i'm in my luxurious studio my 2008

00:19:47.420 toyota yard as long as it's not a studio house you're good you are you are not a yaris man i don't

00:19:54.660 believe you travis can't even fit in the yaris man he's like we'll step outside right now and give

00:20:01.000 you guys a view hit that license plate up boy

00:20:05.020 send your license plate so that i can report it to

00:20:10.060 pedos on the loose

00:20:13.780 you can't fit too many children in this unfortunately

00:20:18.640 uh speaking of uh your wife's vagina what was up with david brady's uh take on kanye today huh david

00:20:28.660 oh boy david's in the chat right now i don't know i poor david he's got he was getting rolled

00:20:33.560 by top and you don't want to be in that you don't want to be in the crosshairs of top lobson

00:20:37.560 when it comes to jews come out in defense of uh semitism uh top will or or or going against kanye

00:20:45.480 top loves kanye too so it's like yeah i love kanye but not enough to go after david

00:20:51.660 all right fair enough so um should they have even gone on tim cast well i mean given that he was

00:21:00.160 only on there for 15 minutes i'd say probably not but i i was very excited about it honestly

00:21:06.620 when i i thought it would be good because i thought they would i mean tim was just being tim we all knew

00:21:11.300 this was going to happen it was either going to be tim just dominating the conversation and not

00:21:15.140 shutting up to let you know my milo who was like already before he was canceled off of everything

00:21:23.000 he was huge i mean if you think if you remember how big he was and also letting kanye who is

00:21:29.040 probably the is he probably the biggest artist besides michael i mean guess michael jackson

00:21:35.800 was to be on tim cast no no no i'm just talking about in just in the culture in the culture itself

00:21:41.860 i mean tim has had his himself on he is shut the fuck up sorry you're such a fucking boomer i just

00:21:50.000 i just didn't honestly like i didn't think that tim did anything that was overly offensive to justify

00:21:56.960 kanye walking it was it almost seemed as if he was intending to do so like because i mean all all

00:22:05.540 that tim said was like who's they can we talk about they and he's like i don't agree you know i don't

00:22:11.000 agree i thought so too and then travis schooled me so maybe he can uh all right lay it on me because

00:22:15.300 i just yeah what i took from it was uh when tim was discussing yay running for president he

00:22:21.600 referenced oh you're gonna do well with the black folk and yay said wait a minute so wait you can

00:22:25.840 generalize that and he did this with lex too he said wait a minute you can generalize blacks and say

00:22:30.320 things about other groups but then when it talks about other powerful groups you can't generalize and

00:22:34.860 everyone's an individual now why is it acceptable to do that oops i didn't see i because i was hopping

00:22:42.460 on this i just fast forwarded to the last 30 seconds before kanye left because i wanted to see

00:22:46.960 what it transpired so i didn't see the entire 15 minutes so that that explains a lot that that is

00:22:52.060 and even and even then he did it right before he walked out he was talking about harley pasternak and

00:22:58.640 the text uh threatening him with putting him in a psych ward that his time with his kids would

00:23:02.500 never be the same again even luke chimed in and said oh yeah harley is trained britney murphy and

00:23:06.860 ellen page was in the canadian military which is like the psyops division and then and then uh

00:23:12.580 tim started going back to the individual thing he said hey i'm not going to do that lex thing again

00:23:16.460 so let's not do that i think i think tim brought up um this like generalized with black people didn't

00:23:22.220 he do it twice because i thought that's yeah he was like and connie each time was like no no no

00:23:27.300 don't do that because that's the same thing you're in generalized black people which they do

00:23:31.080 they generalize the left they just talk about the left in general i mean they generalize i mean

00:23:36.000 democrats republic i mean it's it's literally i mean we all do it it's not over over let me just say

00:23:43.180 real quick i totally agree with you that kanye would be better uh suited for dave smith but fuck your

00:23:48.700 mother for saying that he shouldn't be on liberty lockdown instead i fucking hate you because i love

00:23:54.900 kanye west so much and i'll let him say whatever the fuck he wants literally crazy shit it'll be awesome

00:24:01.060 and then you can tell kanye hey if you want a personal trainer who's not going to rip you up

00:24:05.120 with drugs that'd be amazing if i bet i bet kanye could get fucking jack top trainer to kanye

00:24:12.660 maybe in tim's defense though that he's like well the blacks aren't a powerful group so

00:24:18.580 no that's not true either well i was saying in tim's defense maybe yeah yeah

00:24:24.520 yeah i i it's so obvious that you're allowed to collectivize and talk about any other group i

00:24:40.520 mean it's just it's just obviously true like he's like you're gonna do well with the black vote like

00:24:44.960 we all talk about the x vote like everybody does it everybody but if you were to say like

00:24:51.460 you're gonna do poorly with the jew vote oh my fucking god what is wrong with you right now

00:24:57.760 anomaly had a pretty good series of tweets about it where he was saying it's it's really dumb logic

00:25:02.620 to say oh we oh imagine if it's not democrats with individuals or it's not uh this group it's

00:25:07.800 individuals we all recognize that in our day-to-day lives and in generalization with everything we put

00:25:13.860 people in groups all the time and it's not it's not necessarily malicious either it's just something we

00:25:17.940 do as humans i just want to see how the reaction is going to be if it's going to be people thinking

00:25:22.880 which it might it's going to be split probably as all things are i don't know but it was like if

00:25:27.700 who's going to look the worst out of this is it kanye that looks worse or is it tim for i mean but i

00:25:32.580 guess it would take that thought of going okay i see where kanye is coming from because tim was

00:25:37.800 generalizing and he didn't like that but it's gonna be split but also tim is way less popular than

00:25:45.080 kanye so this was a win for tim as long as his channel didn't get nuked like that i think that

00:25:50.880 that was his primary concern and that's unfortunate because like that's such a huge opportunity like

00:25:55.800 despite david brady's terrible opinion of milo yiannopoulos uh milo is a fascinating person and

00:26:03.460 he's got he's got really scathing uh cultural critiques that i find to be enlightening at times

00:26:09.800 he did it it's it's the same thing with like it wasn't just one day milo yiannopoulos was popular

00:26:15.680 like he he got popular because he was putting out some great good shit i got oh he was putting out

00:26:23.380 milo used to be gay but now he's straight so if nick can nick watch him fuck a woman is that like

00:26:32.740 watching tranny porn i'm trying to i'm trying to figure out nick is a good catholic he doesn't

00:26:38.060 watch porn well did you see did you see um that's not true young uh dicky who's who's nick what are we

00:26:43.200 talking about fuentes you two uh join up did you well no did you uh see by the way yeah cole what cigar

00:26:55.920 you smoking sorry to butt in this is an oliva uh series b uh milanio it's very good it was i i went

00:27:04.760 i went for a little bit more pricey one and then the i told the cigar shop guy that i was having

00:27:10.540 celebrating my son's birth and he gave me like five bucks off so it was great hell yeah dude i've had

00:27:14.660 a whole fit of jim bean and a whole bottle of eggnog so i'm gonna go oh yeah already getting that dad

00:27:19.620 discount i love it you deserve it dad yeah i think part of the thing with david brady probably is that

00:27:25.040 he was like 11 or 12 years old when milo was like popular oh yeah big time like i remember milo

00:27:31.140 had like john mcafee on his show and like i miss milo when he was hot 2016

00:27:35.940 like really silver and white oh he was so hot milo was just he was so fuckable

00:27:43.880 he was so misinterpretable he used to possibly talk about turning straight dudes gay and i was like

00:27:51.180 you're right he was he almost had gavin exactly yeah um did you see kanye though talking about

00:27:57.760 porn today what oh you didn't see that clip there was a there's a great clip uh but it's so funny

00:28:06.160 because he was like i was talking to kim about how pornography is so bad and it just struck me so

00:28:11.920 funny because it's like kim kardashian that's how she got famous was the number so she was not only

00:28:17.140 they got famous that way she was like the number one porn star on pornhub for like well i've seen

00:28:21.400 plenty of times for like years little dicky

00:28:24.580 and uh kim kardashian oh she was the number one on she was number one for a long time 100 percent

00:28:34.220 that's what launched their career was that oh dude

00:28:37.600 right yeah but and but he was still ray j ray j was the one who had it first dude that's how he's

00:28:45.180 famous uh but he but kanye was like he was like i was telling kim how bad it is for families and how

00:28:51.600 it's against god and all and like he was like i mean he was pretty based about it and he was talking

00:28:55.980 about how it like breaks up like he was like you know have you seen have you seen this the story

00:29:00.680 about how it was kim's mom that basically pimped her out for it i've heard i think i've heard about

00:29:06.320 that because i mean uh fucking uh chris is it chris or chris yeah chris jenner i think you sent

00:29:12.840 david the fucking link so i can argue joey diaz all the time all the time her mom is caitlin jenner

00:29:19.140 actually so it's true hey clint when are you gonna have that uh blowhard on yeah when are you gonna

00:29:26.420 have alex jones on talk about uh landy book not that one the uh the other one that you're arguing

00:29:31.640 with the last night of my guns oh thursday night okay sweet fucking i'm excited talking about guns

00:29:36.780 clint have you shot a gun before yeah you shot one at top i know you live in california i wasn't there

00:29:43.160 i don't well yeah didn't you talk it wasn't there they used to how drunk are you you uh did you time

00:29:47.980 travel fucking to two years ago i know i know clint lives in florida i'm just busting his balls

00:29:55.320 people even uh saw me fire a gun hey cole cole when are you coming i know you're coming soon right

00:30:04.300 uh actually i will be down there hopefully soon let's shoot guns i got a new gun all right well

00:30:12.520 if you're not going to send david brady the fucking link it's in the link toad this is just

00:30:16.980 this isn't this isn't no fucking like this is just yeah i didn't know he was asking for it i'll send

00:30:22.160 fucking uh we're gonna have kanye in here i asked him on twitter it's gonna happen

00:30:25.980 do you want me to send kanye the link

00:30:28.240 there's no his dms are open ash your cigar or i'm gonna throw you off

00:30:34.180 leave cole alone that's a good stack that's a good stack yeah why would i ash this

00:30:38.220 i sent uh david that's a good stack it's cool in a cigar off form it probably tastes pretty good

00:30:42.700 right now your gain's a little hot there dicky i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll move my microphone there

00:30:48.760 he's like kind of like in his fucking teeth

00:30:51.320 hey call just in case i didn't say congratulations by the way thanks man it was it was it was a great i

00:31:03.520 mean it's been a wonderful experience i i we weren't even trying was the funniest part which

00:31:08.640 i guess happens to fucking everybody like we were explaining on yeah it's true

00:31:13.940 but uh i was uh but fucking david brady he can't come on the stream right now god damn it

00:31:19.840 he's he's he's having to do dishes uh nightly chores he has to do before

00:31:26.280 uh man we weren't even trying but it was a it was a blessing and like it's been he's been

00:31:34.160 fucking great like i'm telling you like i have i mean just sleeps i mean i guess it gets different

00:31:39.620 probably after the first couple weeks even then you might start you know moving around a bit more

00:31:43.180 but he's been so just easy lately i'm gonna i'm gonna be a faggot and from what lizzie told me and

00:31:50.640 from what she's posted on social media cole has been a decent ass father so i'm very proud of you

00:31:55.300 good job we're a week deep let's uh let's slow the return of judgment i'm giving him his promise

00:32:03.300 while i can okay leave me alone look look cole's cole's getting in good shape because he's planning

00:32:07.480 on leaving his family soon so let's let's gotta get it let's reserve that's why i've lost almost 40

00:32:14.020 pounds he's the one year birthday of his son i'll be surprised i was just about to say that uh

00:32:19.660 compared to a black father cole's doing very well he's never seen a black man before he didn't try

00:32:26.560 and kill her already i didn't put a gun in her belly uh i have a picture that's how we got her

00:32:34.580 pregnant actually that's how we got her pregnant she had a gun to her belly i was like bitch you

00:32:39.680 give me a son that's how he does it he did richie of real style okay all right let's give me 30

00:32:45.680 seconds to make my milo case milo is a fucking piece of shit i think he's a really bad person and

00:32:51.220 the fact that he is he has bragged about having uh like intel on anyone he's ever interacted with

00:32:56.040 for blackmail purposes he's a fucking snake there's no doubt about that all of david brady's points

00:33:00.920 are valid the i just don't understand why you discount what he is really brilliant at who is milo

00:33:07.160 again yiannopoulos fuck fuck you he's he's got incredible incredible not just political but

00:33:16.480 cultural analysis capabilities that are really remarkable and he did it as a very young person

00:33:21.100 and charisma too and charisma through the fucking roof i mean the fact that he hadn't done a stream

00:33:27.020 or a podcast or anything in like three years and he goes on timcast irl and he just holds court

00:33:32.500 and everyone shuts the fuck up and just listens to him pontificate on american politics this guy's

00:33:37.960 not even a fucking american it's not just the accent cole you're gonna let him talk about shit

00:33:42.120 about your dog like that bro yeah my dog is your dog's name my fucking milo you dumbass oh yeah my

00:33:48.340 dog is milo i do have a dog named milo okay uh well i mean he also i mean if you guys think about it

00:33:57.900 this guy also was pretty he went on legion of skanks and was like one of the on that on the

00:34:03.640 episode was one of the funniest guys i mean and just i mean was i mean he can do every he can do it

00:34:08.720 probably spits game in the gay bar every night it's probably why he has i mean you have to if you're a

00:34:14.580 gay guy you have to be charismatic because all the other guys are also charismatic so you have to be

00:34:18.680 above and beyond if you want to get some dick have a bigger dick he's a british white man like

00:34:23.980 yeah come on there's a reason he was unpersoned there was there's a reason he was unpersoned he

00:34:28.440 was a powerful force one of the first ones yeah yeah exactly i mean he was uh his boyfriend or

00:34:34.200 husband was a black guy so you know it didn't matter oh yeah well that was always his defense he's

00:34:39.260 like yes i fucking i'm a piece of shit but i'm also yes this is how much of a piece of shit i am

00:34:44.900 yeah i'm not a homophobe because i am gay and i'm not a racist because i'm a black for the blacks

00:34:50.940 i'm not a racist it's actually a good cover it's the same reason dicky married an asian

00:34:56.240 dude exactly i'll tell you asians are more racist than me it's a fucking

00:35:00.660 we uh we broke that down on our tower power our last week the asian who probably called that black

00:35:08.960 woman the nigger but i'm not sure hey uh travis travis and i guess well just the two dads in here

00:35:15.500 uh which one of you you or your i mean i guess uh travis before uh well yes i guess there's three

00:35:22.900 which were you the more patient one or was your wife the more patient one with the kids

00:35:26.860 because elizabeth has already said and we already know like i'm definitely way more patient than she

00:35:31.720 is like she i mean she is already sure dude she she was like uh breastfeeding apparently sucks

00:35:37.940 anyway but she like she had him there and he must have bit her nipple or something and she just

00:35:43.300 fucking like she was on the couch and she just slams she's like fuck that hurt like i mean he's

00:35:49.380 still on the tit and our dog is right but it's like she almost like whacked the shit out of our dog

00:35:54.480 and i was like whoa she was like it hurts that's why uh that's why uh the father is always the more

00:36:01.580 patient one because the uh the baby destroys the woman's body so basically but yeah i feel like

00:36:07.480 cole's like yeah my hair protected my nipple it didn't hurt that bad what do you want me to do

00:36:11.300 i feel like we may have a casey anthony situation on our hands you need to watch her like a hawk

00:36:15.880 every anytime i go outside i'll check the trunk of the car just to make sure i'll just pop it up

00:36:21.580 we're good we're good cole's wife is a uh hot also also uh clint i resent that because casey anthony

00:36:28.660 is acquitted uh casey anthony didn't know wrong we all know this right correct yes the legal thing

00:36:34.940 she's done wrong is not return my dms

00:36:37.060 i would fuck casey anthony man dude i would i would fuck casey anthony and if i accidentally

00:36:47.680 impregnated her there would be no consequences so well not for you

00:36:51.360 yeah she's she's fucking hot dude i'm sorry and like is this she just did a recent was it a

00:36:59.640 documentary about her or like she did some fucking i have no idea because she was back in the news and

00:37:04.260 she was doing so i think there was a documentary or she was on a show i just saw a tweet that someone

00:37:09.300 quote or retweeted or quote tweeted and they're like wood and i was like i get it there was her and

00:37:17.440 then who was that wasn't there a chick in italy that or is that also her that went to italy

00:37:21.320 that was amanda knox amanda knox that's what i'm thinking of again and what she didn't she

00:37:28.400 murder her baby or was it she murdered her boyfriend she murdered her roommate that's what

00:37:32.260 it was she didn't do i'm noticing a pattern with clint here

00:37:35.420 murderers and suicides i like women who get off on murder charges

00:37:41.040 i mean get off like as in uh orgasm or just get off uh either way jody areas

00:37:48.220 would as far as the mummy is saying amanda knox didn't do it which is what i'm saying

00:37:52.600 she's innocent until i prove her guilty what in the court of my bed who then who did it that's

00:37:58.980 that's my favorite it's kind of like the same thing with the oj it's like yeah oj's innocent but

00:38:03.740 they also are not looking for another um no oj's not i fuck oj simpson too

00:38:09.640 but if you face murder charges and you get off i will my oj simpson is my favorite account on

00:38:17.520 twitter now after he's just fucking embracing it it's fucking awesome i remember when he made his

00:38:22.020 first fucking tweet after he got out i was like yes sir i'm following that bitch oj oj has the same

00:38:28.040 energy as like guys that are pretending not to do steroids like they're huge and jacked and they're

00:38:33.840 just like no dude i'm natty and they're like i'm totally natty and they'll they'll make like

00:38:38.740 little jokes to be like oh yeah i'm on the juice i drink orange juice i drink apple juice like dude

00:38:42.800 shut the fuck up like what was the thing that he would always end his uh his videos with you guys

00:38:48.780 remember twitter or something like that it was oh he started with hello he would always say hello

00:38:52.300 twitter hello hello twitter world or whatever yeah hello twitter world it was hello good night

00:38:58.340 everyone i believe you would always say it with like a good news anchor voice too i like how we're

00:39:05.060 coming back to the kardashians though i mean he was good friends with uh that's true everything

00:39:09.860 comes back to the kardashians shafira kardashian yeah robert kardashian was uh was oj's lawyer i believe

00:39:16.500 there you go yeah he died of a brain tumor because the the stress of getting a double murderer

00:39:20.580 off maybe he was hardly past an expert training client honestly you know how fucking like crazy

00:39:29.840 conspiracy theorists i'm getting at this point like especially now that i i'm like perennially

00:39:33.980 online and i'm just following all this fucking controversial shit we're on a fucking cigar stream

00:39:40.240 bro chill what are you not just saying no just go again i'm noticing a lot that's what i'm saying

00:39:46.260 they're everywhere jesus christ that you're on board with uh well i mean i think the most the most

00:39:57.060 insane conspiracy theory that i genuinely believe is happening is that esg is actually a complete

00:40:03.200 marxist takeover the global economy and a reshaping of the world and i genuinely believe that and i think

00:40:07.860 i can prove it too so yeah that's not a theory you're not like oh in terms of like crazy i think that

00:40:14.100 i'm now starting to believe that there are people within hollywood that actually are like within

00:40:20.120 the deep state that that manipulate these stars into doing what they want uh i didn't really believe

00:40:24.980 that until i saw those text messages from harley pasternak to kanye and i was like oh okay like

00:40:30.620 and then the balencia stuff like just last week but clint you're up high enough where you could

00:40:37.720 actually see the curvature of the earth so you're not a flat earth it looks pretty fucking flat to me

00:40:43.300 bro i don't believe your story about moving to a new apartment uh on a new high-rise because it

00:40:48.980 looks like the same one you had before so i call it it does look exactly the same there's

00:40:53.320 there's five guys i stole a fucking dolly and put on my logo we have we have determined we have

00:41:01.000 determined that clint has a type in women he probably also had the type in high-rise apartment

00:41:05.200 that's true it's just it's just a different tower in the same complex because the other one got

00:41:09.680 sold so i had to i'm so tower gang i'm so fucking hardcore on tower gang at a new tower

00:41:14.320 yeah

00:41:15.360 there's a tower aficionado what can we say

00:41:17.360 he dropped a lot of n's in chat

00:41:20.780 i must not be very much into tower gang i'm below c level right now so

00:41:25.680 yo i i am uh the one that i'm legit almost like conspiracy conspiracy theories is

00:41:31.120 that i i'm like 90 percent sold on is uh hollow earth yeah

00:41:36.080 90 90 percent yes i'm 90 percent i i said like it is there is so much weird shit that happens like

00:41:46.140 below i mean like in caves i watched fucking king kong versus godzilla

00:41:50.560 that's that's one and then i'm trying to think of another i mean your evidence

00:41:55.540 yes you have nothing else to say about it bro i watched king kong versus godzilla on a six pack

00:42:02.320 of modello and a fifth of terramont tequila i know what the fuck i'm talking about

00:42:06.320 yo i'm gonna trigger i'm gonna trigger travis right here i don't actually think that there's a huge

00:42:13.040 cabal of satanic pedophiles that rule the world i think they're just an atheist i think they're just

00:42:17.980 pedophiles i knew claire looked like anton lavee i knew it travis what do you think uh literally

00:42:26.400 demons yes they're not they're not literal fucking demons he makes a strong case i'm with travis on

00:42:34.260 this i'd be more i mean more than they are they are demons like i wouldn't be surprised if it were

00:42:38.400 at least demon possessed people like they're legitimate travis text me shit like that at all

00:42:42.560 hours of the night and i'm like this motherfucker believes it i just fucking look at his pepe memes

00:42:47.360 dude every one of travis's tweets is like an exorcism so yeah he definitely believes that

00:42:53.800 travis's ss and hh tweets just make my fucking weak oh i love it yeah honestly honestly it might be the

00:43:00.340 there might be a link between like uh actually working out and working demons out of your body

00:43:05.260 like legit like because they always talk about like uh this dude's like facing his demons like in the

00:43:10.340 gym i wouldn't be surprised if the more physically fit you are the harder it is for a demon to possess

00:43:14.940 you just because your fucking muscles are in the way to tie it back to kanye he did say that

00:43:19.920 praising fat people and all of this especially in the black community is demonic so i think you're

00:43:25.120 i thought that was i thought that was interesting i i still don't i i maybe it's just because i'm not

00:43:30.200 religious that it's it's really hard for me to wrap my head around other people not just being

00:43:34.560 religious but actually being devil worshipers and at the highest levels of power like and they're all

00:43:39.900 working in tandem with one another i don't know i don't know i think you can take it symbolically

00:43:43.960 or metaphorically as well let's say 8 000 years ago literally sure but if you want it here's the

00:43:52.460 metaphorical or the symbolic uh argument let's say 8 000 years ago you're just a guy living in your

00:43:57.760 little clan and you see someone on the edge of the horizon and their culture's foreign to you

00:44:03.460 and they're out to kill you you're going to think there's some weird spirit or alien entity or

00:44:08.760 demonic entity whatever your religious or you know whatever your clan's beliefs were

00:44:12.260 we still have the same brains we did in early humanity now we have all this programming we have

00:44:18.520 all this knowledge and understanding we can connect with people around the world but our base instincts

00:44:22.420 are still the same so we're still going to recognize that things are alien or they're not quite of us so

00:44:28.340 there's some outside influence that must be kind of manipulating people so yeah a long time ago that

00:44:33.660 would be described as demonic or whatever

00:44:35.160 and they used to burn these people at the stake jesus let's get back

00:44:41.280 can you circumcise your uh cigar there cole it's it's getting i am not i'm not

00:44:51.260 keep it cole keep that stack cole keep that fucking filter the longer the stack is the better chance

00:44:57.640 my son will be a jew hater all right the better the smoke the better sex his son will have that's

00:45:03.720 the auschwitz uh cigar i was gonna say what david brady said here yeah lizzo or lizzo's fans i guess

00:45:10.960 because they're all that demon pussy well yeah they're all promoting uh obesity in the black

00:45:16.120 community so they're all demons obviously speaking of which i'm gonna go hang out with my wife

00:45:21.780 cole once again congrats travis good to see you again dickie toad and clint love you all

00:45:27.280 tyler tyler thanks tyler love you long time thanks for coming on see you guys

00:45:31.480 peace i will say it's been cool watching david grow up over the last year plus i said some stuff

00:45:38.800 in one of the media chats it was pretty inflammatory towards him but he and i have reached out a long

00:45:43.480 time since then we've we've buried that whatever i love i love david brady but he's i cannot imagine

00:45:49.400 if i was totally totally too big of a fan he's so much more level-headed than me at his age holy

00:45:54.700 shit i must say if i was if i was in this community when i was 17 like whatever i could

00:46:01.040 not imagine like i was so retarded you're gonna be doing live streams from the plasma clinic

00:46:06.380 give uh give david 20 more years living in this shit and he'll be like me

00:46:12.980 in a couple months i'm giving plasma again so fuck you you don't need the money do something

00:46:19.400 i do i do i want the fucking fun money i got a kid on the way bro dude you have a degree dude just

00:46:25.480 fucking finish that shit out i'm a forklift certified bitch i don't need no degree

00:46:29.320 dickie's got a half asian kid on the way too so he's gonna be smart he'll make me money don't worry

00:46:35.840 well he won't be able to get into harvard so mom has a master's degree so it's okay

00:46:40.880 she has a master's in art it doesn't count that's true she still makes hella good money

00:46:48.280 but i mean it's like i mean i always i always love fucking with the art students it was always

00:46:53.120 the best be like yeah so like you're gonna like what is your husband gonna do for a living

00:46:57.840 i'm trying to make her get into tattoo art bro that's where the money is i've been working

00:47:02.600 out too much and i literally i've never liked tattoos like in my life i never really wanted

00:47:07.760 one and then the more the more i work out the more i want uh a sleeve i was super jacked i that's

00:47:15.040 all i thought about i was like i need a fucking sleeve and you know what i was absolutely crushing

00:47:19.480 it with the ladies if i had had a sleeve it would have been unfair it would have been like taking

00:47:22.820 fucking pd so here's here's my problem here's my problem i can't give i can't give plasma for a few

00:47:27.780 more months because of tattoos that's not a problem listen listen clint listen clint i'm not done

00:47:33.640 because of tattoos like you can't give for about four to six months and so i used to use my plasma

00:47:38.100 money for whatever my fun money was like guns tattoos whatever the fuck and so like because we're so

00:47:43.880 jewish with a regular budget i can't get more tattoos because i can't give plasma because i got

00:47:49.300 tattoos so in about two months i can start doing it again and i can get more tattoos i can get a whole

00:47:54.780 fucking sleeve in about this is like schrodinger's redneck exactly

00:47:59.000 look i get all the beer i want for free so that's not really an expense anymore i'm working for

00:48:05.980 budweiser this is do you get it for free or for gun money it's like i just steal it cole yeah i was

00:48:12.140 like you have the five finger discount as a diagnosed retard i think i can officially diagnose

00:48:19.620 sticky no i i i have been sending a i have been sending cole a lot of deals on guns uh so far from

00:48:25.960 palmetto state uh i bought one the other night because i got drunk i bought a new glock but it was

00:48:29.820 about 10 magazines oh you did buy that dagger or you do that yeah they had a dagger glock 19x yeah i

00:48:36.060 bought it bro i just came up with the best fucking idea ever like you stop giving stop giving plasma

00:48:41.600 you're gonna start you're gonna start your own show and it's gonna be the biggest hit ever because

00:48:46.860 all you're going to do is have on liberal college graduates come on and talk to you that's it there

00:48:53.220 is no premise aside from that it's just your redneck fury versus liberal college graduate it would be so

00:49:00.820 fucking funny i would never i'm hearing you glint that's that should be the title of the podcast

00:49:04.520 actually your redneck fury do it okay okay now we're talking however fury is spelled f-u-h-e-r

00:49:10.560 it would also work as someone who is racist 100 white and i am a descendant of the hatfields

00:49:18.140 so i would fit into this oh you're a hatfield descendant that's pretty cool here's the problem

00:49:22.160 with that there's such a big market on infowars.com for my plasma for male vitality that i can't just

00:49:28.820 stop doing it like alex jones is broke as fuck and i want that man to be a millionaire again and

00:49:36.000 he's like hey is your man fucking not performing in the bedroom is he lasting more than less than 30

00:49:40.860 seconds i i will say plasma and there you go i will say this i will say this the plasma giving

00:49:46.020 plasma giving plasma never hindered my abilities in the sack never you would it would it was i would

00:49:53.720 go i would go i would go from giving plasma to dicking down i mean it was like immediate it was it

00:50:03.060 was i mean it was some of the best sex i ever had you did have excessive glucose reserves when

00:50:08.060 you were a little chunkier i'm just putting that out there also i was less back then i weighed less

00:50:12.540 i was when you're dehydrated it's a bit chunkier when it comes out so it feels better no one should

00:50:18.860 know the consistency of your plasma toad knows i don't know what i mean you're just general body

00:50:25.580 fluid that's what i meant by that what do i know oh oh we have a fucking spammer in the chat

00:50:31.520 we're so big time now what is this like hot photo my sister let's go come on the show

00:50:39.420 okay to answer your question i would make about 40 bucks for the first time on a bad day i would

00:50:45.680 make 40 bucks the second day i would make about 60 to 80 bucks every day you gave plasma was what

00:50:50.940 i gave nine times in a month i would get an extra 100 100 discount so i was making a a couple

00:50:57.540 thousand a month you know you make you make giving like selling your body when i make an hour

00:51:03.520 actually just working it's so smart like you call i try to fucking forklift and stock beer all day bro

00:51:09.900 how the fuck how the fuck do you get all right so you're making 65 and you can only give how often

00:51:14.840 twice a week you can give twice a week that's a hundred times a month

00:51:19.300 130 it's 130 times four is that's like a little over 500 bucks we talk about thousands a month you're

00:51:27.140 lying okay i forgot sorry i trick him i have a different id i give four times a week

00:51:34.020 okay awesome okay here's a caveat here's a caveat so um also the noticer and he also has worked in

00:51:42.960 the financial realm so he's also doing numbers you can't get this past me i've already done that

00:51:46.460 like clint is the only one who caught that too like cole is supposed to be so fucking smart so

00:51:51.040 is toad and clint's like hold up hold up dude this is the crazy part cole did it too he knew you

00:51:56.280 weren't making thousands a month and he just said he lets you lie i know what i was gonna say is

00:52:00.820 hold on hold on hold on what there is you do get a bonus at the end and also there is like it was

00:52:07.460 i mean it probably wasn't yeah you weren't getting a thousand but i mean i was making 300 bucks a

00:52:12.880 month like it was around that i mean and i felt good about that that's it that was before before

00:52:18.220 covet they were only giving 25 and 35 i also had hepatitis b uh antibodies and tetanus antibodies so

00:52:24.160 i got way more money yeah you were getting 300 bucks a month and you were spending 400 at the

00:52:29.760 fucking taco bell drive-thru i didn't do that that was cold i didn't do that hey but that's when that's

00:52:36.120 when they that's when their loaded gorillas were only a dollar so i could i could fill up i would

00:52:39.640 get like four of those things and just shout out my roommate my roommate was like one of the

00:52:43.400 supervisors on the campus security squad and like he walked in on me like i i used to buy guns with

00:52:48.400 my money that i got from plasma and um i bought one gun and he walked in on me while i was cleaning

00:52:53.240 one of those guns and he was like is that what i think it is i'm like nope he goes did you buy

00:52:57.040 that with plasma money i said nope he goes yeah he walked out you see cole actually uh cut out the

00:53:02.880 middleman uh they paid cole uh first plasma directly in taco bell gift cards so that would

00:53:10.520 be more helpful actually probably that would have been exactly if it was a deal that we'll give you

00:53:15.020 we'll give you 50 like everything but just in taco bell gift cards i'd be like i'll take the deal

00:53:20.260 like give me the deal there's nothing better than taco bell after you've committed a felony

00:53:24.900 nothing better that's probably true because it's the only thing open at night

00:53:28.580 i want you to have like i want you to have on like borderline homeless black israelites on your

00:53:33.880 show and just fucking shoot the shit like four or five hours straight it'd be so fucking rad i mean

00:53:39.720 you would say so many like hate crimes and shit but it'd be we would all agree though i know well

00:53:44.880 kind of but you would still hate them because they're a different race so i hate you but you're

00:53:50.720 making a lot of good points okay which reminds me clint you're making some good points

00:53:55.940 that reminds me today there was a guy at work this is a guy at work named jacob and um there's

00:54:02.060 this older black guy at work he called he calls him yakub all the time every chance he gets he

00:54:06.080 calls him yakub every fucking time and um there's another guy who used to be in the army he's another

00:54:12.820 black guy he's we're talking about ukraine he's like shit man usa got boots on the ground in ukraine

00:54:19.000 man they're gonna call my black ass up go back to the army and my my friend who says yakub he goes

00:54:23.500 yeah they're gonna put your crispus addicts uh ass up back in the front lines aren't they

00:54:28.260 dude i fucking died i gotta cramp on my fucking ribs he's like this was at it

00:54:34.780 see clint this is what you missed when not working blue collar see this is like

00:54:38.920 this is this is the oh you only get this kind of shit in blue collar

00:54:43.440 is working is working a verizon wireless like a cell phone fucking slanger is that blue collar

00:54:48.140 what about that is not pizza delivery that's probably blue collar oh yeah well it's pizza

00:54:53.360 delivery blue collar yeah i don't know i did it for like i don't know if you work for domino's

00:54:57.940 yes it's not manual labor but you're working with lower middle class and poor people yeah i was

00:55:02.100 working with poor people for sure because i was doing it so it was like real poor people

00:55:06.100 yeah the cell phone slinger was like uh people are disgusting

00:55:09.160 oh yeah i forgot that you worked for it because you talked about

00:55:13.360 your buddy going in there and copying all the photos oh yeah yeah my buddy

00:55:20.100 clint was like sol and better call sol with the cell phone slinger rick clussell yeah rick clussell

00:55:26.860 did it i was i was top 10 in the nation for verizon wireless the only year i worked there that's i was

00:55:33.780 fucking did you get commission yeah dude i made six figures as a 22 year old clint was uh clint was uh

00:55:39.920 slinging all the cell phones to the uh the criminals so they could use them and that was

00:55:44.400 and that was when six figures actually meant something and not this inflation bullshit uh

00:55:48.060 5g uh fucking towers tower gang baby dude we were still 3g back then that was og shit

00:55:55.800 the iphone 3g i don't even know i remember when the iphone 3g came out that was big shit

00:56:01.240 the iphone 1 came out while i was working at verizon that's how fucking old i am

00:56:06.680 i used to be a salesman too well hey i'll be 38 in a couple of weeks i'm not that far behind

00:56:11.840 that's true that's true but i just turned 40 which is like fucking travis what was what was the most

00:56:16.700 like uh that fucked up job but just like the most like shitty job you've ever worked

00:56:22.180 uh hmm probably a clerk at circle k oh i did that for i did that literally for about 30 minutes and

00:56:33.120 there's a really funny story

00:56:34.100 so one of my first customers walks up i was 19 years old and they brought condoms and cigarettes

00:56:42.980 and so in my in my retarded brain i'm thinking hey cigarettes are bad for you and premarital sex is

00:56:48.540 bad so i start arguing with the guy and the guy's like dude i'm just buying what is this i'm just

00:56:57.280 buying condoms and cigarettes like why are you doing this and i'm sitting here trying to discuss

00:57:01.020 with the guy why you shouldn't be doing this so flustered i call the manager over to finish the

00:57:05.980 sale and i just walk home and i quit right there i am a servant of god i cannot do this

00:57:11.420 fuck you travis

00:57:12.460 so i got diagnosed retarded at 35 i'm like oh yeah that makes a lot more sense now you crushed

00:57:20.180 my 14 year old dreams you asshole that is so i would have these conversations with travis when

00:57:26.280 he was looking for work and i was like dude you just gotta fucking you gotta suck it up you gotta

00:57:29.820 do whatever you got just make sure it's something something decent paying and then just suffer through

00:57:34.640 it stack some money so you can actually do something you're passionate about and he's like

00:57:37.900 he's like yeah i can't do anything though man like i can't do anything i will i will tell you all

00:57:44.900 right for legitimately for anybody that doesn't have a job and they need something that it's really

00:57:50.120 no no i'll say this enterprise rent a car is probably one of like it legitimately is like you

00:57:57.300 have to there's two years of dog shit they need to work through but if you are if you keep with it

00:58:01.880 they do not hire from without they do that you have to start at the bottom they do not hire managers

00:58:07.040 from outside the company they only hire from within so like i had i have two friends from

00:58:12.320 college that went straight from college to working at enterprise and literally went from like getting

00:58:17.900 their degrees to making like 30 grand a year but now they're almost to six figures three years later

00:58:23.600 like or four years later is that it's like it's really and then plus you get a free car

00:58:27.720 can you drive forklifts for them no no god but you do drive cars you're such a hick bastard by the way i

00:58:35.040 fucking my first job was six months at a wendy's that's got to be cdl that's got to be blue color

00:58:39.140 i that was hey that was one thing i never had to work in uh food service and that's one thing i've

00:58:43.720 always and like enjoyed because i was like god i would never want to fucking work making food every

00:58:48.980 day all day every day get your ass top top is lying in the chat right now i've done food service it sucks

00:58:54.780 ass he's never done being anti-semitic i'm telling you any any young broke kids out there especially if

00:59:00.160 you're a college student best money in the game especially if you love podcasts you can listen to

00:59:04.760 liberty lockdown or this stupid show you should be a pizza delivery driver it's fucking rad i was

00:59:09.180 making like like 40 50k a year working part time or just do fucking um like grubhub or shit like

00:59:15.460 that and let me just draw and like just deliver no no no no no that's bad money that's bad money

00:59:21.040 yeah because you fucking tip through an app bro like people fucking are cheap as shit when they have

00:59:26.500 when they have to look you in your motherfucking eye and decide if you're gonna tip you or not

00:59:29.940 way better money who was telling us about who was telling us about how it was the top or who was

00:59:35.860 it about the tipping that was so bad they gave him a 20 like uh it was like a 19 or 1950 um pizza

00:59:43.240 uh thing the guy that he pulled a 20 out of his mom's purse and gave it to the guy it was like a 50

00:59:49.360 cent tip who was there was somebody was it on our podcast i'm thinking of a different podcast i was

00:59:54.220 listening to i thought there was god damn i don't know but i look in the fucking barista's eye and

01:00:00.300 select no tip on the ipad every fucking time they don't deserve it they do not deserve those wages

01:00:06.440 that's different dog did i tell you guys about when i worked for duke university shit so um no

01:00:13.080 it's unbelievable when i worked for duke university and it wasn't even like it wasn't even in the good

01:00:19.320 he worked he worked for the fucking listen cole listen cole all right cole let me tell you so

01:00:25.840 this was all right mike rowe literally um was about to do a dirty jobs episode of this department

01:00:32.760 yeah dirty jobs yeah pop get in here this is at the fucking duke lemur center

01:00:39.240 yeah he worked he worked at like the like a zoology it was like not even like it was like oh yeah i

01:00:46.360 interned at like duke's like medical like no no i worked at their fucking zoo

01:00:50.900 colleges gave a damn about that dude you think black people go to duke besides basketball players

01:00:59.120 hell no bro maybe like they're all in the zoo that place was fucking insane it was like jurassic park

01:01:09.620 but monkeys holy shit they were trying to fucking attack you and steal your fucking food and fucking

01:01:14.860 eat you and shit it was crazy i'll say this if you have any racist inklings at all or even worse if

01:01:20.600 you're not racist at all if you deliver pizza for four years you will notice tipping

01:01:27.200 oh yeah it's impossible not to notice after four years of it i was like i was like this demographic

01:01:35.480 of people are the worst tippers on the planet and it's work at work at cracker barrel mexicans love

01:01:40.820 cracker barrel and they don't fucking tip dude elizabeth worked at cracker barrel and she and she

01:01:45.460 would tell it like she would she would tell me about the people that didn't tip and a lot of it

01:01:49.040 were the christian people those fuckers it's always old old christian people yeah they never

01:01:53.240 fucking tip because they're fucking retired and like mexicans they'll put a tract in there they'll

01:01:58.360 be like all right you need jesus just not money fucker you have to fucking take their order in

01:02:04.140 spanish then then maybe they'll tip an extra dollar really i would think you'd be like more likely to do

01:02:09.360 it like at least if you like do a job no because you don't have to you don't like because you pay

01:02:14.920 at the uh register benzo barber you do not want a lemur they smell like shit like the fucking

01:02:22.180 comments this is if they only smell awful i uh yeah they smell like car sex i can confirm what

01:02:29.800 clinton's saying i i only delivered pizzas for a summer back when i was 18 but uh and i basically

01:02:34.420 just listened to megadeth and all kinds of stuff during the whole time so that's basically what i just

01:02:39.360 listen to metal and just be selling pizzas so yeah back then i did it so long ago that podcasts

01:02:45.160 weren't a thing so i would just listen to fucking am radio do you guys uh great do you guys remember

01:02:50.500 zabumafu the fucking pbs kid show yes yes it was my favorite shows of all time that was where the

01:02:55.540 lemur center was filmed there i met oh shit fucking hell that's awesome yeah actually i actually i really

01:03:02.440 liked it yeah he died it was very sad then we started doing barbecues every year in his fucking honor

01:03:08.540 but uh the worst i ever and i think of total is this i worked at section eight housing doing

01:03:13.340 maintenance oh that was the worst i've ever had oh no that was i mean oh i got a good story all right

01:03:19.480 so my first job like my first oh this was very blue collar for 30 days straight no days off i i

01:03:26.720 work construction my dad had foreclosed on this 24 unit uh apartment complex in bakersfield california

01:03:32.700 and in august because it was my birthday i remember i just turned 16 so i had my car for the first

01:03:38.260 time and i went up there and i worked for 30 days straight and the the dude who was the the

01:03:42.840 property manager like also in charge of me as the construction peon was a straight up pedophile but

01:03:51.080 like for girls but a pedophile and he was fucking he was fucking these like 15 and 16 year olds and he

01:03:56.520 was like at least 40 and he had this little fucking he called it a sneaky toke this little tiny fucking

01:04:01.740 thing and he would like smoke it right in front of my dad my dad's a fucking oblivious he had no idea

01:04:05.660 what was going on but he like he was taking me out to go like party with these fucking girls that

01:04:09.840 was back in the 80s when 13 year olds were about 18 year olds this was the 90s you piece of shit

01:04:14.380 he was just he was just back in the 60s you know

01:04:19.260 no but this dude this dude was a straight up pedophile i like i couldn't dude i i also i had a

01:04:26.240 he did wingman he did wingman me he was he was an ebophile okay he was attracted to

01:04:30.480 thank you for clarifying okay look into the chat yes uh sunday crowds after church is the

01:04:37.480 fucking worst they had like absolute cunts to food service people i fucking hate them

01:04:41.600 oh yeah i'm gonna give you a gospel track instead of a fucking tip fuck you i'm already saved you

01:04:46.660 bastard oh i so i also i've worked at a um at a water park and for doing maintenance at a water

01:04:55.280 park and my boss is also a pedophile at a water park and so he was like i mean great

01:05:00.260 dude he um he would hit on every one of like the teenage girls like i mean i mean enough to where

01:05:10.880 they had they started complaining and he got fired like it was it was i mean he was like in his 60s

01:05:16.920 and uh and he would like you have to wait till you're 70 at least come on dude he was he so he

01:05:21.980 would go into like there was a ice cream shop like in the the park and he would go in there and he

01:05:27.860 would just stand and talk to like because they decided they had like girl employees working in

01:05:32.120 there and he would just talk to the girl employees for like hours and then like i think he tried to

01:05:36.900 like like he would like touch their ass and shit like it was very weird like and we were all like

01:05:40.900 we did not like this fucking dude he was an asshole too but uh but yeah it was i i god he also he

01:05:48.100 i did get my nickname which i was my nickname all throughout college uh no smiley was my nickname

01:05:54.120 and he yeah and he and he gave me that nickname um the pedophile gave you the nickname smiley

01:06:00.840 that makes it so much better holy shit and this is this is this is where it comes into like the

01:06:08.860 thing of what i've talked about before where i'm worried that i that i have repressed memories and

01:06:13.320 i may have sucked his dick but i don't remember it but i pushed it so far down i don't like it's

01:06:21.060 much more sense now damn but it's like i can't prove i didn't and i can't prove i did but like

01:06:25.760 now you're the co-host of tower game because of him dude that's right yeah i remember all the dicks

01:06:33.220 i've sucked but i'm probably crazy i just remember having because it was enjoyable for you travis

01:06:39.560 yeah i just remember having like pedophile teachers basically who would like uh they would favor uh the

01:06:46.080 girls to wait oh they would they would drop they would drop markers to look on the girls skirts and

01:06:50.540 shit you know yeah they would let the girls uh yeah but at the same time some of those guys like

01:06:54.960 it was this weird thing of like where the teenage girls liked the male teacher give them extra credit

01:06:59.480 oh no no mine was like 50 55 year olds no no we had we had the guys straight out of college

01:07:04.460 the girls were just coming on to them it's not their fault for responding

01:07:08.020 16 yeah of course mommy's got a great idea she says if you suck a dick uh you might get your

01:07:15.160 memory back imagine if like you were to blow me cole and then and then all these all these memories

01:07:19.400 were to flood back into you and like the load that i would flood in your mouth to get your memory

01:07:24.680 back cole is gonna be back in pensacola next week or in a couple weeks using my uh using my tears as

01:07:30.200 lube for you clint i'm just like i'm sucking your dick oh my gosh finally oh my pastor oh the guy at

01:07:36.540 the water park oh five save it for when you visit me cole come on yeah but uh the the sense of smell

01:07:43.620 was the most conduce uh conducive to uh bring back memories though so you'd have to make your dick smell

01:07:49.000 like that guy's dick somehow i i've started to uh finally because i never like i don't think cum

01:07:55.060 had a smell and i don't know if it was my uh i just never like really smelled it until recently

01:07:59.660 i think it does because it might be the lube i couldn't remember if it was lube or or the cum

01:08:07.880 because i was like washing off and i was like there's something smelly kind of like it's not

01:08:11.980 like stinky but it was just like does your cum smell like i want to know i don't it wasn't like

01:08:16.760 shoot it into my mustache it smells like lemurs it kind of snow it kind of smells like you know

01:08:22.340 that um there's green tail lemurs no there's there's there's some there's some like playing

01:08:28.820 julian there's some l for leaping lemurs i don't even know what it is but there's there's some plant

01:08:36.320 that like during the spring it'll be like pollinating or something i'll smell it

01:08:40.160 bradford pears honestly unironically bradford pears they got that fishy ass nasty musty smell

01:08:50.560 no no i think it's by the way i think you why does your cum smell like no no people no well

01:08:57.440 my cum does not smell like fish no no no no no no when it's been sitting for a couple of days

01:09:02.520 well dicky's just smells like his wife's pussy listen listen listen cole listen cole my dogs

01:09:09.000 have gotten into my brother's trash cans so after a few days it does smell like uh nasty fish

01:09:13.720 oh are you fucking your dog animal no they fucking found his tied up condoms and shit oh here it is i

01:09:23.400 found it it's the flush those pure caloriana uh which is uh the ornamental pear it's a tree

01:09:32.460 and supposedly it smells like jizz why'd you say it like that i will say that so i actually uh i had

01:09:39.220 a kiwi for the first time today bro kiwis are great fucking delicious man did you eat the peel

01:09:45.580 so so well i so i actually had a kiwi i tried it like because i was hearing that kiwis are kind of

01:09:51.120 like a superfood that you can like they're like really good for you the seeds the peel and so i

01:09:57.380 um so i bought some kiwis and i was looking up like because i've never had i was like how do i

01:10:02.880 eat kiwis you just fucking like like an apple like a bite and they were they were like yeah you can't

01:10:06.420 eat you can eat the skin everything i ate it and i was like this is bitter shit this is gross and i

01:10:09.680 like i don't want kiwis anymore well my parents her parents just bought like a big pack of kiwis like

01:10:15.040 the new zealand uh golden something they're like yellow inside uh and so i got one a day and i was

01:10:22.260 like she was like no you peel it and i peeled it and i ate it and that shit was so it was like the

01:10:26.820 best fruit i've ever eaten i love it i either feel like a man it's fine i feel like i should eat the

01:10:31.660 peel as well but uh the peel is very good for you yeah it's got a lot of fiber i'm sorry i like to just

01:10:36.960 hold a kiwi like this because it's so much like a ball of hair on it well cole here's the thing kiwi

01:10:41.820 the peel on a kiwi if you're not used to eating it it tastes super bitter and it lingers in your

01:10:46.500 mouth for about an hour so yeah that's what yeah that's what i just wanted like i know because

01:10:50.200 this is gross yeah that's true like i mean i've eaten a shit ton of them so like i don't care

01:10:55.760 anymore but i'll probably just i'm gonna start eating them as a pre-workout that right yeah yes

01:11:01.600 hey cole uh not to take this too seriously but but do you feel as if you've entered a new i mean you

01:11:08.680 should but do you feel as if you've been in a new phase of your life does it feel as if as if

01:11:12.560 like you're officially an adult because you're a pretty young guy does this feel like a i don't

01:11:16.960 know do you feel a shift no well not yet because it's not like my like my life hasn't changed yet

01:11:23.800 like legitimately like like we're like i mean it's like okay i'm just taking care of like one more

01:11:28.000 thing like uh which sounds bad but it's like we've had dogs so i've had to you know i've had

01:11:34.860 to feed the dogs i've had to take the dogs out i've had to like i've had to take the dogs out i've

01:11:40.520 had to i mean i do all that anyway so it was like right now just right now where i keep i don't have

01:11:46.920 to teach him anything like he's just fucking like a i mean you wouldn't be capable anyways don't worry

01:11:52.220 about it yeah i can't wait to teach your kid cuss words bro i'm gonna teach him first asshole

01:11:56.760 but like i'm gonna teach him when he comes next week bitch but like if your kid's first word is

01:12:03.080 the n-word that'd be awesome but like but like right now it's just like all right just uh you

01:12:10.640 kind of hold him a bit like change his diaper which is basically just like okay that takes like

01:12:15.680 two minutes like it's really not that hard and if i need to feed him it's like out of a bottle

01:12:20.340 it's kind of like just holding on hold him and like it's really not that hard i feel like it's

01:12:23.620 gonna hit me when it's gonna hit me whenever i actually my wife has when i'm actually talking

01:12:28.760 to him like and actually can like convey ideas and shit that's when it's gonna be kind of like a

01:12:34.020 oh wait i have like a big responsibility to teach him actually how to fucking live and that's that's

01:12:39.780 like that's gonna be when i'm like okay this is kind of a different caveman lifestyle confirmed

01:12:44.080 you're like cole can i teach him how to speak this is gonna be real challenging

01:12:47.780 can i teach him gun safety and shit dude do not let dickie anywhere near your child

01:12:55.140 no it's gonna be so bad he's gonna be like he was like is this your kid i think you're good

01:13:01.780 with how you do brother and like blow smoke right to his mouth right to his face i just don't want

01:13:06.240 you with guns around his child that's cool i'm good with guns bro come on man you've shot people

01:13:11.800 and stuff you almost did shoot somebody clint shut up you told the story i i don't know what i

01:13:19.160 told you shut up you did it on stream it could be legally incriminating shut up travis when is

01:13:27.180 when did it hit you when it because you have your daughter it's a little bit different than a son i

01:13:30.320 guess but like um i don't even know if it really has sunken in yet to be honest with you it's a weird

01:13:38.240 thing because elizabeth she was like well even before he was being bored she was like are you

01:13:41.800 nervous and i was like no like it's just kind of like a like the entire time i was just kind of

01:13:46.080 like just chill that's how i am anyway i don't really get nervous for the only time i got nervous

01:13:50.200 like before basketball games like that was when i got like before sporting events but like for this

01:13:56.060 i was i mean and i guess i was nervous for the wedding but like uh but everything else it was just

01:14:00.840 kind of like so cole only gets nervous for shit that doesn't matter well it is kind of a man thing

01:14:06.540 it is kind of a like i don't want to say start what yeah i started i started so i was like in

01:14:12.560 eighth grade i went to a very small school okay what you're saying cole is that i was about to

01:14:19.180 actually say the same thing that's a very masculine response so that's a pretty good indicator that

01:14:22.940 you're going to be okay to the dad like yeah you're going to be level-headed you're going to be

01:14:26.800 able to guide your son that's what i was about to say it was like it's not like it's just

01:14:30.520 the honest thing of like oh it's just i have a responsibility to do there's no like fucking

01:14:34.880 magical thing that you just kind of do what you need to do right now and get through it and then

01:14:39.240 the next day you take that day and that's just kind of like you're in the sweet spot of like

01:14:44.060 you know just below average iq where like nothing really stresses you out you can't really process

01:14:50.520 how serious this is you know you're just like i have to do this so i'm gonna do it and i just have

01:14:55.400 to do it it's like it's not like uh yeah it's not like like if i if i was too retarded

01:14:59.640 if i was too retarded i'd be i mean i guess i'd be worried about like you know being retarded and

01:15:04.960 having a kid if you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to you wouldn't have the self-introspection

01:15:08.660 be able to do that that's true and but if i was too smart if i was like fucking like uh i don't

01:15:14.320 know clint level uh or toad level maybe i don't know uh probably not yeah yeah you would be like

01:15:21.620 really fucking try to micromanage and fucking like like like you're freaking out like okay did i make

01:15:27.940 the wrong decision here now i kind of do a little bit of that because i've been looking up a lot of

01:15:30.920 shit it's the key here's the sweet spot just just get drunk just do what you do with me get drunk and

01:15:35.260 tell them why monarchy is better there we go basically what cole is saying to break it down and

01:15:40.880 tie it in with the theme of the show cole is on the aboriginal to jewish spectrum he's closer to the

01:15:45.700 aboriginal so there we go that's right that's why you have the height of an aboriginal but it's also

01:15:53.340 it's another thing of like if as long as i take care of myself and then just make sure i do the

01:15:57.900 same to him like i think he's gonna turn out okay like i've i've gotten a way into more like you're

01:16:03.420 gonna i'm just giving you a hard time you're gonna be a great dad man i'm thrilled for you uh sincerely

01:16:08.140 from the bottom of my heart it's fucking awesome that you guys are like taking that next step i know

01:16:11.400 you're you're not capable of processing it because it's a really big deal and it's awesome it would be

01:16:17.780 really funny if elizabeth is like 30 iq points higher than me and so her like she's freaking out

01:16:22.920 she understands how serious this is she's like oh my god oh my god i procreated with a fucking idiot

01:16:28.380 this is terrible it's over my head i'm just like whatever

01:16:30.940 no but uh but like i'm like really i've gotten really into uh i guess because again like back

01:16:40.700 beginning i said because of covid like i like i don't trust doctors with seed oils i don't trust like

01:16:45.760 fucking uh like all like i've gone organic on a lot of shit even like like i was like dude yeah

01:16:52.340 but it's like because and i think if i just do that and i just make sure he eats like good shit

01:16:58.220 i don't have to worry about him being a fat fucker or being like probably retarded because or you know

01:17:03.700 developing some sort of like weird like all the diseases that they say kids have now because like

01:17:09.220 he's going to be eating like actually good food and actually because i mean if you look into it is

01:17:15.380 insane like how much like just check any fucking label it's just like canola oil vegetable oils

01:17:21.160 eat and process food like he'll be way better off than 98 of kids because most people just are too

01:17:27.020 lazy to do it and if you also don't let him get raised by an ipad that would be ideal that was that

01:17:31.540 was the other one it's like yeah he's not getting a fucking uh screen until i guess i don't know i i think

01:17:37.980 other than how i i don't know not as a claim well it was a little bit different for clint and travis

01:17:43.800 because you're a little bit older but like uh and i guess we didn't have a fucking cell phone well

01:17:48.640 let's say when did you get your first cell because mine was when i turned 13 and the reason they got

01:17:52.560 me i got i got a i got a cell phone because i was going to football practice and my parents weren't

01:17:58.200 there they would leave and so they were like we're gonna give you a cell phone so that if you need it

01:18:02.620 you can call us and i feel like that's a very like when they start actually getting their like

01:18:07.800 own kind of lives and actually where you're away from them that's when you give you don't need to

01:18:12.260 give it to them whenever like you're around them all the fucking time you're not leaving them they

01:18:15.620 don't need like uh anything to because it's just you should use it as a fucking phone not as a just

01:18:22.420 an entertainment device yeah there wasn't really cell phones available until i was uh like a junior in

01:18:27.780 high school so it you know i didn't i got to like have a true childhood you know without electronics

01:18:33.540 and shit it was fucking it was awesome i i i feel like i speaking of goldilocks zone i feel like i was

01:18:38.440 born into the goldilocks zone both economically everything like 82 it was like the fucking the fall of

01:18:44.540 the the soviet union you have the interest oh we lost coal you have the oh no who'd we lose oh dicky

01:18:50.960 he's retired uh we well they're all we have the the interest rate uh reset that happens uh you know

01:18:57.520 in like in 79 to 80 so it was just like 30 years of economic boom or not 30 it was 20 something but

01:19:03.780 still it was it was just fucking great it was a great time to be born and now it's like a pretty

01:19:08.000 scary time to be born so anyone younger than toad clint and me they didn't grow up when we wanted to go

01:19:13.580 see what our friend was doing we had to hop on our bike or skateboard and walk to their house and

01:19:16.700 knock on the door yeah or call on the phone i would call the house phone yeah i remember i had

01:19:21.460 all my friends i did too dicky's young as fuck but he grew up in the same era yeah seriously he was

01:19:32.340 like yeah electricity was pretty good when we got it it was great it was uh when we finally got

01:19:40.080 indoor plumbing that was a good one that was when i could take a shit inside and then not freeze my

01:19:44.060 asshole unironically yes i grew up in a fucking trailer bro dude actually fucking play outside

01:19:50.040 like holy shit i have two younger brothers and my youngest brother is only four and a half years

01:19:54.580 younger than me and even he grew up in a different experience and he had a cell phone by the time he

01:19:59.360 started high school i was 19 before i had one so well the thing is like now also it's like i have to

01:20:04.960 work with especially with the sun it's like worried about like and and we all went to like internet

01:20:09.420 porn and just like how the fuck do i deal with that because i mean like do you just try to keep

01:20:15.540 them away from as long as possible do you just kind of go because it's not i mean it's not gonna

01:20:19.240 be able to happen we we had a whole fucking like black market for fucking playboys and playmates and

01:20:24.860 yeah that's true yeah what was the other one not playboy uh hustlers hustlers like and and this was

01:20:31.520 like the era where you could find them in fucking canyons i don't know what the fuck that was all

01:20:36.380 about but you would always find another popular one yeah you would always find like canyons in

01:20:41.120 canyons yes yeah that's where you go to jerk off man i don't know what the fuck was that i don't

01:20:46.260 know hold on hold on this is this is this just goes right into a hall of work for me this goes

01:20:51.000 right into like like they was somebody they all had the woods clint and travis had the canyons

01:20:57.380 because look a canyon is like a big vagina so it totally no no no here's my my this is my

01:21:03.680 honest to god thesis kids would steal them from their fathers and then they would hide them there

01:21:07.900 because they knew keeping in their in their house was too dangerous or or not or and also because i

01:21:14.040 grew up in san diego the illegal immigrants would keep them underneath like trees and shit so that

01:21:18.700 they would have like a landmark so they can go find them and i would steal the pornos from illegal

01:21:23.120 immigrants because we're we're clint where clint is from there's like five trees in each town so

01:21:29.500 it's easy to find landmarks yeah yeah we had the same thing but yeah they'd be hidden like out in

01:21:34.980 the woods and shit yeah same type of thing yeah but like that's just one of the cool your best

01:21:41.360 advice to that is not engage in it yourself so if you don't engage in it yourself kind of like you

01:21:45.620 were talking about nutrition and food if you just set good habits for your son he's more likely to

01:21:49.580 follow it rather than well i mean even if i was watching it i wouldn't be watching it in front of

01:21:53.980 him so i don't know if that matters as much it would be like say good habits for your son just

01:21:58.000 don't watch porn in front of him okay just like link away to the corner and yeah yeah like you do

01:22:05.720 it in the shower when he's like asleep okay like jesus i think when we were growing up you were more

01:22:14.300 taught to like have to work for it too because it was dial-up internet so it was like way more effort

01:22:18.680 just to get like one titty you know but then the other one is like also just uh talking like sexting

01:22:25.040 girls online that's another fucked up one because it's like you have no fucking clue what i mean

01:22:30.920 it i can only imagine it gets worse it's gonna get worse with all these like with uh like rape

01:22:37.020 accusations and different and like you know leaks and shit like that because i can't imagine like

01:22:41.800 i mean i did it when i was young but and i i'm so happy that that shit hasn't leaked because

01:22:47.200 i said so many dick pics it's not even funny like it's not there is no context in which any

01:22:54.900 conversation any sexual conversation with anyone is ever going to look good if it gets leaked it's

01:22:59.100 just never it's never no it's just so i mean i don't know it might it might look basic like holy

01:23:05.220 shit this guy no no no it is so i mean sexting it outside of like when you're not when you're not

01:23:12.440 horny and you look back to the messages are like holy shit it's just cringe bro it's gonna i mean

01:23:16.840 it's like it's it's it's the same kind of post-nut clarity i mean it's like god is that what i was

01:23:21.760 saying i'm gonna eat your booty until it fucking is chapped like what the hell am i talking about

01:23:27.200 serious question um in like 12 hours i'll be interviewing dr robert malone and i'm and i am i

01:23:34.980 am tempted gay transition i am tempted to take this in a very conspiratorial path and not put it on

01:23:42.100 youtube at all and just ask him like every like about the died suddenly documentary about fucking

01:23:47.000 whether or not he thinks it's a fucking you know was he the one that was he was no that was baronson

01:23:52.440 that was poo-pooing the uh died suddenly uh no no yeah no malone malone was the dude that went on

01:23:57.440 rogan and like fucking yeah that was one of my favorite rogan episodes that thing was so

01:24:02.500 crazy yeah he's one of the developers of mrna vaccine technology that's right yeah yeah he's he's the

01:24:10.760 and did anybody watch listen that's right my ass no no no did anybody watch uh robbie the fire

01:24:17.400 talk to those people on uh uh the podcast or who's it was whose podcast was that toad uh it was

01:24:24.620 another female comedian some comedian who's not funny yeah it's a female comedian but it was like and

01:24:30.420 he absolutely destroyed figs no no he uh he destroyed some go ahead for force mommy i don't

01:24:39.880 know i it was going to be live but because of the questions that i intend to ask him it probably will

01:24:45.340 not be able to be because i don't know how to fucking live stream to all the other places just to be

01:24:50.000 honest do odyssey dude ask toad about odyssey how to live stream to odyssey because is it hard bro i

01:24:56.740 got a fucking big ass bone to pick with odyssey my dick toad knows oh uh i can't i can't clip from

01:25:02.700 odyssey what the fuck you can download the entire i still can't clip from it i still can't clip from

01:25:09.540 it you can download the entire thing and then just clip it up from that i think he does it on his phone

01:25:14.280 i do it on my phone it's so insane it's so insane it's so fucking redneck too i do everything

01:25:21.480 for you guys on my fucking phone you should be happy with that but uh sorry david was saying i

01:25:27.120 should write a book on how to become financially successful let me just let me cut to the chase

01:25:31.440 become a drug dealer okay you unbelievable that's why he moved to miami

01:25:39.960 you're young you're white you're never gonna see the clint uh i don't think clint clint i don't

01:25:52.400 think you use shorts but do you ever uh have you ever seen the it's the comedian that used to be a

01:25:57.000 cocaine um dealer oh that became no no no this he was easily no no no i can't remember who it was

01:26:08.060 his actual name but he's he's a comedian now he he was a huge cocaine dealer that got uh that went

01:26:13.440 to jail he got caught and went to jail who's still adam no there's so many adam noter exactly bro

01:26:20.760 but uh and he he does a bunch of shorts and i think he has a podcast but he talks about like

01:26:26.580 drug dealing and like he would go to he would actually go to columbia to buy like stacks of

01:26:31.820 cocaine and weed yeah he went he would go to look let me be very clear

01:26:37.840 david and he said he was making i am not telling to take your ginger ass down to columbia that is

01:26:42.600 not advisable you want to be a middle man not the top man cole how long ago was this was the 80s 90s

01:26:49.920 or something i think it was in the early 2000s because this guy's pretty young okay okay that

01:26:55.180 makes sense because back until about mid 2000s going going to columbia was actually less risky

01:27:00.840 because you could actually manage it yourself yeah he would go and then he would he would smuggle it

01:27:05.800 back in and he was talking about like he was like he had like 300 grand he would go to his

01:27:11.020 parents house and hide the money under his uh parents uh shrubs and that's where he would hide

01:27:15.400 all his money at he was like and he was like and then he would i mean he was talking about going to

01:27:19.360 jail and he was hiding the money in the pornos underneath the trees but i mean david's saying

01:27:26.440 he's straight so he can't do it look david i didn't do drugs when i was selling drugs this is it's

01:27:31.420 not obligatory you can still sell this is this is a it's still a libertarian principle you're fine

01:27:36.600 people it's okay the jews have figured out how to do this with porn and everything else we can

01:27:43.120 figure it out with drugs okay thank you that's right it is kind of weird that well i guess they

01:27:47.880 took over like the people don't listen to rap but they have all the well also they don't they're

01:27:54.100 either you don't have jewish jug jewish drug dealers except for like pharmaceutical companies

01:27:58.360 they're like they just figured out how to make it legal they just don't do the legal shit they're

01:28:02.980 like we'll leave the illegal shit for you know fucking puerto ricans i saw jonah hill and war dogs

01:28:07.940 okay he was selling but he was selling guns he was selling guns he was buying drugs he wasn't selling

01:28:13.900 yeah you're right jews are actually the biggest drug dealers so yeah god i wish i wish i mean

01:28:19.060 imagine they sold the drug dealers to us that's true but that means three quarters of you is

01:28:26.400 listening to the rap music david relax i'm glad i never listened to rap so

01:28:32.480 and weirdly i very strongly disliked kanye until uh his jesus king album so i uh the only time the

01:28:44.700 only time rap comes up is in my uh workout playlist that's it uh and clint can attest to that too

01:28:49.800 when he was still even then cole is too racist for it yeah i was like i was like huh this is the

01:28:57.420 first album from kanye i don't absolutely love and travis is like this is the only album i've ever loved

01:29:03.500 i love how i love how cole is in the gym like oh fuck i want to get a pump so bad but like i hate

01:29:10.460 black people i don't know what i'm gonna do you should listen to rap music to enrage you to lift

01:29:17.060 harder dude i well so the there is a bunch of so there's some kanye uh songs on there um and then

01:29:24.340 one of the i sent it to uh the dickie it was the uh the let's go oh yeah yeah he's like i listen to

01:29:30.800 this i think about you every time bro yeah it's the uh the one he did for the uh lpnh with taking on

01:29:36.380 the cane oh yeah that was really good the let's go yeah i was listening to i was listening to that

01:29:41.720 that's i mean but like i said some of the the best uh lifting songs for me right now is uh darude

01:29:48.960 sandstorm is a fucking banger it's a fucking lift too for me just listen to metal bro and no and then

01:29:55.820 bonnie tyler uh i need a hero or whatever it is uh that one that one also gets me fucking going

01:30:02.020 niggas in paris is fucking fire listen to fucking metal i'm serious look up look up the fucking the

01:30:10.920 jay-z kanye west collab album it's they did an entire album together the fucking whole thing front

01:30:16.020 to back is one of the greatest things ever made um the uh the other one that i've been uh also like

01:30:21.220 just any type of uh 80s um action movie uh songs any soundtrack he's over there listening to like

01:30:30.020 danger zone he's yes i do i legitimately do listen danger zone i listen to i the tiger i'm fucking

01:30:38.280 going

01:30:38.520 it's funny i remember when i first started to work out i had a playlist very similar to cole's and

01:30:48.140 i'm telling you that shit gets so old after a while you're like i'm not running up steps in

01:30:53.960 philadelphia what the fuck am i doing with my life i didn't know bobby recommended old reliable that's

01:30:58.120 the rude sandstorm is a fucking banger it is a banger and it's so good because like it it i mean

01:31:07.940 when it drops and that you just want to pump out some fucking reps dude it's so great that was my uh

01:31:13.800 in high school that was my soccer uh pre-game song uh when i was like doing like warm-ups and shit

01:31:19.180 this is this is how fucking uh like cracker conservative i was i used to listen to classical

01:31:24.560 music before basketball games i'm not lying in middle school i was so i was so like angry at my

01:31:33.400 uh my mom and my stepdad for getting divorced that i tried i tried desperately to get into heavy metal

01:31:37.720 i could not do it i listened to fucking i listened to several tura and slayer and uh because like one

01:31:44.820 of my best friends was super into it and i was like like some of the songs like a handful of the

01:31:49.780 songs but just the fucking lyrics man like the fucking screaming groaning grunting thing i was

01:31:54.740 like this is just terrible it's so funny because almost every white person i knew felt that way

01:31:58.560 about rap music they're like i can't even understand this and i was like i can't understand the white

01:32:02.720 people's music what the fuck are you talking about here travis do you do you like slayer and

01:32:07.920 several turrets defense they're brazilian and slayer they have a chilean and another latin american

01:32:12.600 so they're not white people music i just want to point that out sure well but travis do you like

01:32:16.380 ghost uh ghost was all right i like early temple and slayer for sure yesterday yesterday morning

01:32:22.440 i serenaded a homeless man in the corner to a respite of the spittle fields because i was bored

01:32:26.860 and tired oh shit i do that too is it is it slayer is it dead skin mask we will break away together

01:32:35.520 that song that song is like the only heavy metal song back then that i could actually like get down

01:32:41.000 with that song travis travis send me your uh your workout playlist and i'll try it for one

01:32:46.260 workout and see if let's see how bad like oh you will get it'll go insane because

01:32:51.320 david brady david brady says he's a pink floyd supremacist i i i'm cool with that pink floyd is

01:32:58.380 one of my favorite uh bands i'd like me some pink floyd not for workout but no no no not for

01:33:04.400 workout but like just for chilling out like going on the beach and getting higher than the fucking

01:33:08.000 blue sky look at the water and shit oh yeah but from that from the same album dead skin mask uh the

01:33:14.400 title track to that album scenes the seasons in the abyss you'd probably like that one too oh

01:33:18.520 that's the one that's great cole's uh classical music by the way that he was listening to to get

01:33:24.980 pumped was all vogner no it wasn't actually it was a contemporary um dude vogner classical i don't

01:33:32.740 know why you're fucking laughing but i'm saying it was it's a contemporary he's the guy's alive

01:33:39.040 right now and he's writing classical music and i just listen to him uh a lot i actually it's the

01:33:43.720 it's the only i've ever only bought one album ever and it was his album it was a classical music album

01:33:49.580 first concert i ever went to yanni well yeah i mean i'm serious it was awesome it was fucking great

01:33:57.160 my dad took me and i was like this is gonna be the gayest shit ever and i fucking get yanni's in

01:34:01.400 there fucking orchestrating and shit or conducting and i was like this shit is sick i wanted to be a

01:34:06.500 fucking middle-aged greek man so bad after that dude my favorite names about like workout music

01:34:11.800 is like at some point it just becomes like you just listen to fucking noises like it's not even

01:34:16.680 like it's barely music anymore it was what was it called is it spongebob it was like i remember

01:34:22.040 like seeing memes about like is it spongebob metalcore and it's just like the fucking spongebob

01:34:27.880 theme song but it's like fucking metal it's just a question i got a question i got a pantera song in

01:34:33.180 one of their episodes yeah oh i got a question so uh who here at spotify like everybody or yes yeah

01:34:41.360 so um so what's what's going to be your top five on spotify wrapped like who's going to be your

01:34:46.080 your fucking top artist kendrick lamar kanye west tech nine uh i'll have to come up with the other

01:34:54.020 two give me a second you guys go ahead i mean there'll be a couple days before you find out

01:34:57.660 right so uh rush will probably be on it for me uh wait he said wrapped didn't he no he said you know

01:35:03.840 the the spotify wrapped spotify wraps your top five yeah top five artists of the year my bad right

01:35:11.140 uh yeah i i would presume that rush will be online uh death strange will probably be there uh

01:35:18.060 i don't even fucking know i listen to way too much shit i've been listening to a lot of insomnium

01:35:24.640 this year they'll probably be on there uh blood red throne will be on there vader will probably be

01:35:30.140 on there evergrey and maybe slayer or kanye kind of depends that last one's up in the air probably

01:35:35.320 is it kanye just from one album just his jesus and king album yeah mine uh and i might be a lot of

01:35:43.620 mine's based on like a lot of old and new so like ozzy came out with a new album probably his last so

01:35:50.240 it might be ozzy um so did uh fucking i'm on a marth so that's probably one of them too uh i always

01:35:57.340 listen to fucking motley crew at work because it pisses off my boss because he hates them so i play

01:36:01.300 them on purpose and um oh that's three what's the other two pete floyd is you know that's that's my

01:36:07.480 favorite ever so pink floyd and either like fucking ghost or maybe metallica i don't like

01:36:16.200 metallica but one of my co-workers likes them so i played just to shut up so one of those might

01:36:20.700 might be might be those workouts random workout songs from the one play it's and it's not even

01:36:25.880 a workout well i used to listen to a classic rock workout playlist that's on that's only rock

01:36:30.860 anyways i forgot yes and then and then but i switched to a running playlist it was just like

01:36:36.680 for just running and i like that one better for working out but a lot of like i also i usually

01:36:41.720 finish off every workout by listening to um greta van fleet because i just really like them

01:36:47.180 okay speaking of metallica jackey they just released a new single today and it sounds like

01:36:52.920 hetfield's been listening to a lot of diamond head and other new wave i i listened wait wait wait

01:36:57.600 say that again sorry what was that just released a single today and it sounds a lot like hetfield

01:37:02.200 has been listening to diamond head another new way uh new wave of british heavy metal

01:37:06.260 exactly i agree with that yeah because i heard they were releasing a single i didn't i forgot

01:37:10.400 it dropped it again it dropped it the only white the only white music i listen to is old jay i love

01:37:16.120 old jay dude does anybody listen to country in here i used to listen to country but that was only

01:37:23.100 because i was it was that was that was my like in the same way that clint had his like he wanted to

01:37:27.720 listen to metal to piss off his parents i listened to country because that was like going from

01:37:34.040 classical and uh christian music to country was like basically i made the same way as if anybody

01:37:40.700 else was listening to metalcore to their parents i was gonna try to go to robertsdale alabama to see

01:37:46.720 jackson dean because he was opening for luke bryan i don't give a fuck about luke bryan but i love

01:37:50.820 jackson dean so i was gonna see him a few weeks ago when i couldn't so i was pretty bummed i was

01:37:55.060 gonna see him and then see cole afterwards but you know sad maybe i was ruined as a kid my my mom

01:38:00.940 loved michael jackson my dad was a big acdc and classic rock fan and then i heard the black album

01:38:05.660 when i was seven years old and then my obviously my mom took it away from me because i wasn't allowed

01:38:09.880 to listen to it and then i discovered a christian thrash metal band when i was in fourth grade at

01:38:14.180 nine and then you know i'll send you one of their songs and it's pretty wild and so if you hear that

01:38:19.640 i'm like i'm nine years old and i'm hearing just raging thrash metal there's no going back from that

01:38:23.420 but but it's but it's but it's talking about jesus

01:38:26.040 you know what that's like that's like finding uh like hardcore gagging porn when you're really young

01:38:33.220 like you you went too hard yes benzo i listened to kenny g you asshole yes shut the fuck up i love

01:38:40.280 kenny g by the way i found out today watching uh two bears one cave that adriana check actually has

01:38:46.380 uh neck damage from doing um a pile driving uh porn oh too much she actually has neck damage

01:38:54.840 she went to the doctor and they were like you have to stop uh having people pile drive your throat

01:38:58.500 and she was like no i will never stop having people that was a dip no that was a diff it was a

01:39:04.740 different medical it's like having a super super spinatus injury for doing too much reverse

01:39:09.100 that's fucking marriage material right there your doctor your doctor that's the right look look if

01:39:18.340 you deep throat this guy one more time you could be paralyzed and she's like i'm gonna fucking deep

01:39:23.180 throat this god dude and what sucks is these fucking porn stars are now like they they have their only

01:39:31.000 fans and then they also do twitch because like all their whole lives is just i can fuck and then i have

01:39:36.880 free time and so i'm just gonna play video games on live stream and just have like random dudes it is

01:39:42.720 like they have that's another one keep your son away from twitch and all that too because he will

01:39:46.840 discover uh there was a mutual of mine uh he gets banned all the time what was he doing right now

01:39:52.160 nice then milk roach uh he has the the picture of the bleach sammy sosa's profile picture oh yeah yeah

01:39:57.820 he has he has kids and he has a daughter so he set up his tiktok he complete got a new phone

01:40:04.060 downloaded it no preferences didn't have any history on his phone and just said he was a girl

01:40:08.240 like a young girl and within three clicks of tiktok he was getting like bikini twerking videos

01:40:13.760 so yeah yeah keep your son off of all that stuff as long as you can we need to keep david brady off

01:40:20.740 keep your son with uncle dicky i'll take care of him don't don't let

01:40:25.700 it's like you can't do it no technology allowed at my house only guns only guns and dogs i i do

01:40:35.440 red hot chili peppers might wind up in mine just because they released so much new material this

01:40:40.420 year and i had to listen to it it might wind up in mine just because of that i can't bro

01:40:45.480 dude they were so big remember when they did the uh the super bowl halftime show

01:40:53.960 yeah they've always sucked wasn't that super halftime show actually good was a fucking

01:40:58.580 beautiful song but that super halftime show was better than like 90 percent of them because they

01:41:03.640 all suck under the bridge is a fucking master red hot chili peppers were really good in the late 80s

01:41:08.420 and early 90s um clint did you like the uh halftime show of the last super bowl the the rap one from

01:41:14.660 all the um i love that one i'm not gonna lie i expected to hate it it wasn't as bad as i expected

01:41:21.400 i liked it yeah i wish ice cube was in it but they can't have ice cube because dr j was in charge

01:41:26.440 well and also because he refused the vax exactly so oh ice cube refused the vax i didn't know that

01:41:32.580 yeah he gave up a fucking nine million dollar movie contract because he said y'all motherfuckers don't

01:41:38.460 own me i was like yo god damn it dude why dude it is it is really like all the black uh like

01:41:45.540 cultural icons are the ones that really did like go with the vax people people think that like my

01:41:51.700 primary driver for being a libertarian comes from like ron paul or reading rothbard or something i

01:41:57.800 swear to fucking god the primary reason i'm a libertarian is because of that nwa and like ice

01:42:03.840 cube and the fucking like the fuck the police i like fuck your authority it's i'm not gonna you

01:42:09.060 basically became a libertarian like if it if someone from like the 60s or 70s became a libertarian

01:42:14.560 because of the black panthers that's literally like that's how you i think that's i think that's

01:42:19.580 why i'm kind of a radical too because i knew i hated clint for some reason that's a good reason

01:42:26.580 god there is i mean as ironically racist as i like to be there's a huge contingent in the black

01:42:34.860 community that would is very receptive to a lot of the things we would talk about

01:42:38.680 honestly that's why i love also also the only people i see being masked anymore around here

01:42:43.720 anyways are black people i don't understand that that is a very weird thing it is i think i think

01:42:49.060 there is a uh there's a bell curve with black people as well where it's like i don't see i don't see any

01:42:55.360 i see no white folks in pensacola like as big as like the gay population is here and there's some

01:43:01.760 liberals here in pensacola there's zero i i don't see any white people masking here and it's only like

01:43:06.480 black people in some i will say it is strange that you see so many people in the black community

01:43:10.680 like i well granted i only see them when i'm in an airport because i'm racist and i don't see them

01:43:14.680 otherwise uh but when i'm when i'm in an airport i there is a lot of black people that are still

01:43:19.220 masking up it's fascinating clint doesn't see them in the airport he just hears them

01:43:22.960 that's all of us

01:43:26.120 there's still a lot of discovered that clint is also a spirit airlines american

01:43:31.220 i love how i love how clint's wigger card is slowly slipping and slipping away he's like no

01:43:37.820 no i come back i do i i fly the cheapest airlines

01:43:42.640 i fly with the blacks that redeems them

01:43:48.280 clint's on the airplane he's over there talking on his phone with a speakerphone on on

01:43:55.020 on facetime clint flies on the uh on the soul plane

01:43:58.540 it is it is crazy because it's like it's like they're like like you have kairi kanye i guess

01:44:06.140 you said like ice cube i'm trying to think there was another one that was um ice tea says a lot of

01:44:11.040 the same stuff they do too so he's expressed a lot of those things i think it's it's like the

01:44:15.880 older rappers for whatever reason like even the younger rappers are kind of fucking not cool

01:44:19.900 boo boo boo see one after kanye about his shit though

01:44:22.960 yeah there's a there's a dichotomy for sure it's it's not monologue yeah i was like yeah but i'm

01:44:28.280 saying i'm saying there's also a generation they're individuals in black people yeah

01:44:32.480 but i'm saying there's a generational gap like it seems like the 40 year like the same like my

01:44:37.680 generation of black people are fucking based as shit like 40 to 50 50 to 60 like those they're

01:44:43.140 like the ones that are like oh this is i've seen this shit before and then like the 25 year olds

01:44:47.420 that just came out of college well it's almost it's a thing if we'll think about the the rap

01:44:51.080 they're even making like the the rap that they were making in the 80s and 90s was literally like

01:44:56.620 fuck like the i guess i mean i don't ever listen to a lot but uh i'm just gonna talk on my ass here

01:45:03.500 but i'm just gonna pretend like they didn't like if you think like they were against the machine in a

01:45:09.020 way whereas but like now it's just more of like look at me i may

01:45:17.400 i have money i have bitches i have like they don't even do that now bro what they're all about

01:45:21.860 now is like i'm on scissor i'm like i'm twisted out of my brain i can barely speak like that's the

01:45:27.240 newest oh that's yeah it's it's so dog shit now like the very very newest rap is horrifically bad

01:45:33.440 i don't understand how it's thank god takeoff got shot anyway i'm not gonna lie i like i like

01:45:39.600 amigos but there was an economy even back in the day though chuck d of public enemy was an art

01:45:47.100 student so he's not some and they were from long island in the suburbs they weren't you know

01:45:51.540 living in projects and living out in the streets and in gangs and all that so it was for sure so

01:45:56.840 even even to mark the old stuff you could kind of see who has the and then you look at chuck

01:46:00.640 these political opinions like oh okay he's much more standard well then oh look at like well

01:46:05.020 on the opposite end you have like three six mafia what time is it we have like three six mafia on

01:46:11.680 the other end which is like straight up i mean there is there was actually conspiracy theories about

01:46:15.600 if three six mafia is legit like devil worshipers as well like devil worship wrapping like because

01:46:21.300 i mean their whole thing i mean there was the whole three six is six six six is the whole like

01:46:26.540 and then uh i think kendrick lamar probably is with all the imagery that he uses it's crazy

01:46:32.860 well uh no uh the guy the astro world uh fucking uh oh um travis scott travis scott that's another

01:46:41.620 one that is he has some freaky imagery and uh well especially with the astro world fucking thing

01:46:47.040 where people call rogans this is this is where y'all lose me because like that's been a thing forever

01:46:51.380 maryland manson was doing that when i was a kid it's like this they embrace it they don't actually

01:46:55.260 believe that shit i mean it's like ozzy was a uh ozzy's a born-again christian he has always said

01:47:01.240 like my whole persona is something i kind of created it's not really something i am like

01:47:05.640 yeah with slayer tom or i is a practicing catholic but you look at all the slayer albums and all

01:47:10.720 their lyrics and everything it's a very different message a lot a lot of alice alice cooper the same

01:47:15.300 thing yeah yeah there is an element of performative stuff you know they're they're acting in a sense

01:47:22.800 they're exactly that's why it's so that's why it's so but you named all white performers and then

01:47:27.880 the one boy there's a black cat because like i don't know i feel like the the tech nine's a guy

01:47:33.860 he embraced kind of a devil worshiper type thing he would have he would have entire verses or like

01:47:39.280 hooks in his songs that were that were played backwards um like shit like that so but it was all

01:47:44.440 performative like it just it was it was so it was so obviously that but he would have like uh one of

01:47:49.640 his albums was titled and angelic but it was spelled with h-e-l-l in the middle of angelic and

01:47:55.360 and he would do a lot of shit with like but i think it was more focused on and i think a lot

01:48:00.000 of heavy metal bands do this too where it's like yes we're talking about satanism but we're warning

01:48:04.820 against it like even though we sound as if we're talking uh you know espousing it we're actually

01:48:10.000 not i don't know yeah i mean dmx was like that too the dude was the most fucking motherfucker there

01:48:15.060 was but he was also super religious too like i mean his entire his entire albums were just like

01:48:21.180 fucking like speeches to god they were right incredible he was absolute masterpieces he was

01:48:27.060 talking about his own fucking confliction within his head kind of yeah well his addiction to crack

01:48:31.140 primarily i mean he he was he was just a tremendous he was addicted to crack i didn't know that yeah

01:48:37.500 that's how is that how he died yeah uh i mean they said it was covid i mean that was the official

01:48:43.940 thing dude he went and he got high with a chick in a fucking in a hotel for a week straight and then

01:48:48.820 he died so yeah i mean that's true uh that's from what i heard though that the official thing

01:48:53.620 was covid i don't fucking know now i mean that's literally everybody that died in the last three

01:48:57.140 years that died of covid don't you know that's true that's true yeah exactly yeah gunshot victims

01:49:01.660 especially one of his one of his it's probably one of those died died with covid deaths you know

01:49:06.320 one of his biggest albums uh was it's dark and hell is hot you know yeah but he was like he was

01:49:11.660 definitely not telling you to go there you know dude uh my favorite pitbull american

01:49:16.220 we we can we can in the stream here soon but i didn't want to mention i guess y'all saw the um

01:49:22.420 think about the the reason why um it was think about the vaccines and the people were dying

01:49:30.100 because of fear of taking the vaccine have you seen that that shit is so fucking funny so they

01:49:37.660 they were dying what of what we accused them of dying of just being a bitch yeah they were just

01:49:42.940 being afraid so worked up with the vaccine that they manifested blood clots yeah yeah so that's

01:49:49.160 amazing you created a whole ass blood clot that's that's pretty fucking talented right there source

01:49:54.220 was that that put that out i don't even remember that was uh people i think it was reuters it was

01:49:59.180 no no no it was the new york times it was the new york times i want to say

01:50:01.560 honestly honestly the the amount of people that took the vaccine and somehow managed to psychologically

01:50:09.860 create a scare in their brain that created blood clots is almost impressive as millions of people

01:50:15.240 around the globe producing anti-semitic beliefs and kicking jews out of their country at the same

01:50:19.440 time it's like holy shit it's like this weird mass psychosis type of thing here's in the show with

01:50:26.800 that perfect example of how i know that the satanism shit especially when it comes like iconography and

01:50:32.960 stuff is way overstated i know zuby personally zuby's a fucking really good dude and he like definitely

01:50:38.660 christian as a motherfucker or muslim or whatever and he does he did this he did this in one photo

01:50:43.440 shoot same thing and and now he has people constantly asking him if he's illuminati if he's

01:50:47.480 a devil oh yeah it's like it's so it's so nonsensical but a lot of people in his case he was just trying

01:50:53.740 to be cool that was just yes he was literally that's what he was he was just trying to hate

01:50:57.620 on the jews what the fuck leave him alone we know we know that zuby is not a devil worshiper but we

01:51:02.440 know that a lot of these other people are so but but i don't i don't though that's the issue

01:51:08.040 honestly okay speaking of that i i have a confession to make i accidentally red-pilled

01:51:13.240 my best friend at work too fast on certain zog implements and now he's now he's been

01:51:19.640 cole did you see this video i sent in the group chat like now he's googling like jewish last names

01:51:24.480 and shit he's he's like googling he's searching wikipedia he's doing research on circumcisions and

01:51:31.040 shit and he's like getting pissed off i'm like dude it's what have i done

01:51:34.360 so that you can't get red-pilled too fast you take that whole fucking bottle and all of a sudden

01:51:39.200 you're down you're down the rabbit hole he's german his mom is from germany so i'm like fuck

01:51:43.980 i was just about to say why do all the jewish names end in stein when it is a german

01:51:50.080 no no his literal word oh clint you pussy his literal words were hey bro why do so many of

01:51:58.180 them have gold and silver in their names like i don't fucking know i think dicky's co-worker

01:52:04.820 just had a blood memory he just i think he did uh well i was gonna try to end whenever i finished

01:52:12.320 my stogie but i went a little longer but uh just wanted to take this anyway just what i just want

01:52:17.200 to do the stream just having fun it wasn't nothing it was just kind of impromptu yeah but it was

01:52:23.300 great great talk to you guys i want to end with cold congratulating cole and i want to read psalm 127

01:52:28.600 verses three through five you know it's uh apropos because he's now he's now a father hell yeah

01:52:33.440 we'll end it at that end it at that so uh toe whenever uh uh travis ends just fucking in the

01:52:39.440 stream all right thanks for everybody for watching thanks for coming here to congratulate me i'm

01:52:43.960 looking forward to it you're gonna be a fucking great dad can't wait can't wait to see you again

01:52:47.520 pretty soon can't wait to meet little aiden and uh yeah congrats again buddy yeah watch uh liberty

01:52:52.040 lock down with clinton watch uh libertarian podcast review with tyler absolutely

01:52:57.020 and then we'll cut it after i read this okay children are a heritage of the lord and the

01:53:04.540 fruit of the womb is his reward as arrows are in the hand of a mighty man so are children of the youth

01:53:10.720 happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them they shall not be ashamed but they shall speak

01:53:16.880 with the enemies in the game praise all

Tower Gang - November 30, 2022

Bone-Us Stream - Fat Dave Celebrates Fatherhood!

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