Tower Gang - Ep 98 - The Can't Chromosome

00:00:00.000 I have very strong feelings, I can tell you that.

00:00:08.520 Today I feel Qatari. 0.97

00:00:16.720 Today I feel Arab.

00:00:22.700 Today I feel African.

00:00:30.000 Today I feel gay.

00:00:36.840 Today I feel disabled.

00:00:42.880 Today I feel a migrant worker. 0.99

00:00:49.200 Today I feel like a top of lobster.

00:00:52.280 Today I feel like a very short Hispanic man named No Way Jose Galasson. 1.00

00:01:02.160 Today I feel like a poster boy for autism, Mr. TPH underscore Toad.

00:01:08.980 Today I am Clinton Russell from Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:12.120 Thank you for joining us, folks. 0.81

00:01:13.160 It looks like the Odyssey stream is not fucking working right now, so that's great. 0.65

00:01:18.640 I thought we were fucking going to run our intro after that, so I was totally caught off guard. 0.64

00:01:24.000 We haven't played our intro at all in like a couple of weeks. 0.85

00:01:28.700 I know. 0.71

00:01:29.480 I think we played it like two weeks ago or some shit, I don't know.

00:01:32.180 Don't play the intro and then we don't have to credit Dickie for anything.

00:01:35.480 That's weird, now it's saying the Odyssey one's live, so whatever.

00:01:38.260 All right, well, you guys missed probably the best minute of our show ever, so sorry, Odyssey.

00:01:46.340 That's right.

00:01:47.000 I like how the guy just ran down the list from probably worst to not so bad, so he was like African, and I'm like, ugh. 1.00

00:01:56.440 Then he said he's gay, and I was like, oh boy. 0.98

00:02:01.960 Migrants is not so bad, but African, you don't want to be there. 1.00

00:02:06.100 I wanted to, instead of disabled, I wanted him to say retarded. 0.99

00:02:10.540 Today I feel retarded. 1.00

00:02:14.180 I fucking love that guy. 1.00

00:02:15.600 The people, they are retarded. 1.00

00:02:17.520 And update, the Odyssey's fucked again. 1.00

00:02:19.360 I don't know what, I think it looks like it's probably Odyssey. 0.99

00:02:21.860 I wanted to blame you, Toad, like you fucked up something, but it looks like it's coming in and out.

00:02:26.060 I don't know, I set it up the way that I always do, I have no idea. 0.92

00:02:29.140 Don't worry about it.

00:02:30.200 I blame you.

00:02:32.780 Fair enough.

00:02:33.480 I am the producer here, really, and not Dickie, so.

00:02:36.680 Yes.

00:02:37.780 All right.

00:02:38.300 All right.

00:02:38.720 Well, Cole's not here, guys.

00:02:40.400 We're sorry. 1.00

00:02:41.380 He just had a fucking kid. 1.00

00:02:43.920 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:02:45.240 48 hours ago.

00:02:46.240 Yeah, so.

00:02:46.900 Yeah.

00:02:47.540 I mean, he's worried he's going to come, so we'll see.

00:02:50.160 Congratulations to Cole.

00:02:51.120 We have a mini fat Dave in the world now.

00:02:54.180 He couldn't attend because he had to get his son to the plasma clinic ASAP.

00:02:58.480 That's right. 0.99

00:02:58.860 He already said his first word the second that he came out of the womb, which was nigger, 1.00

00:03:02.980 so that's pretty base. 0.97

00:03:04.140 Awesome.

00:03:05.160 Yep.

00:03:05.540 Yep.

00:03:06.420 Yeah.

00:03:07.240 I am weird.

00:03:08.080 It is that Cole is a dad.

00:03:09.640 Yeah, it is weird.

00:03:10.620 Can you just like, can you, can we just take a second to drink that one in? 0.99

00:03:14.000 Like, definitely the dumbest person I know has a son now. 1.00

00:03:17.240 It's not his fault. 1.00

00:03:20.600 Oh, it is his fault.

00:03:21.640 He went to the plasma clinic for four and a half years, Tom.

00:03:23.840 I used to think that it was just his curse of birth, and now I know he did that to himself, 0.98

00:03:28.660 so there's no fucking mercy for Cole. 0.99

00:03:31.160 Were you just under the impression that dumb people don't do cream pies? 1.00

00:03:37.220 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:37.760 Well, it's just that I thought that women would have higher standards, but I was wrong. 0.97

00:03:41.300 You know, that's one of the things, like, so one of my friends has Down syndrome.

00:03:45.720 Her sister has Down syndrome, and she, like, dates guys from her school, and it's always

00:03:50.860 kind of like... 1.00

00:03:51.800 God, what a fucking, what a bunch of pieces of shit. 1.00

00:03:54.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:56.680 It's like, it's like they'll go on a date, and they'll be chaperoned, you know?

00:04:01.420 Like, my friend will chaperone her sister, and someone will come with the guy, and I'm 0.98

00:04:07.380 just like, well, what if they want to fuck? 0.94

00:04:09.360 And if they do, like, who is somebody there to mitigate the, like, because that, I just 0.99

00:04:14.460 assume that that's what happened with Elizabeth and Cole, right?

00:04:17.060 Like, no one, no one mediated this process, where we're like, we're just gonna let them 0.97

00:04:21.060 get married and just fucking go? 1.00

00:04:23.020 The chaperone went to go take a dump, came back, he's like, where the fuck are they? 1.00

00:04:26.040 Oh, no. 1.00

00:04:27.320 Somebody bought these two retards a trailer in Alabama, and now they have a kid, it's 1.00

00:04:31.120 like, what's going on here?

00:04:32.020 Tower gang comes out in favor of eugenics.

00:04:34.380 We have to prevent the Coles of the world from reproducing. 0.91

00:04:37.100 So, I got a note, is that the Down syndrome person you're talking about, were they going 0.99

00:04:41.720 out with normal people, like, or was it just only other Down, fucked up people? 0.98

00:04:45.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:47.280 When you have two Downs people fucking, it's called the double Downs. 0.99

00:04:51.900 I was gonna say Downs, but I realized, like, well, there could be other type of retards 1.00

00:04:55.080 they're fucking, I don't know. 0.97

00:04:55.900 If you have two Downs, that makes one up. 0.99

00:04:57.980 But yeah, she goes, because she's like in school with other kids that have Down syndrome,

00:05:03.660 and let me just tell you, it's all jokes here, but she is, like, the sweetest person

00:05:08.360 in the world. 0.87

00:05:09.040 I usually love to joke about everything, and I'm fucking dead serious.

00:05:12.120 Like, Down syndrome people are just the nicest. 1.00

00:05:14.600 They're just, like, they're the best.

00:05:15.340 They're super happy, dude.

00:05:16.480 They love life, like.

00:05:17.920 Always smiling.

00:05:19.220 Yeah, I can't believe I'm alive.

00:05:20.700 Always saying the N-word. 0.94

00:05:23.080 The key to happiness is being retarded, like, you know, joke. 1.00

00:05:25.400 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 0.73

00:05:26.640 Yeah, that's why we're all so happy here. 1.00

00:05:28.120 When I, if you fuck a Down chick, is it called getting down? 1.00

00:05:34.980 All right. 1.00

00:05:37.620 If she gives you a blowjob, is she going down on you? 1.00

00:05:41.100 Yes, she is. 1.00

00:05:42.680 Okay. 0.97

00:05:43.520 I would say a Down, as depraved as it is, and I'd never do it, I bet you Down chicks can 1.00

00:05:49.020 fuck. 1.00

00:05:52.440 Jesus, she'll pick you up and fuck you up. 1.00

00:05:55.280 I would like to have a Down syndrome chick blow me, and I would sing the song. 1.00

00:05:59.760 I'd go, you know that we have always been down, down, because it would be two downs, you 0.95

00:06:03.740 know?

00:06:04.140 Down and down. 1.00

00:06:05.140 Anyways, that was fucking horrible. 1.00

00:06:07.920 When the fuck did we get ice cream? 1.00

00:06:10.040 I love retarded people. 0.99

00:06:11.340 I think they're amazing, and I think it's sad that we're not allowed to make fun of them,

00:06:15.040 because I feel like that's how I embrace them. 0.98

00:06:17.740 I embrace their, you know, when they're drooling, I want to fucking, I want to grab a cup. 0.99

00:06:21.940 I want to fucking fill it up. 1.00

00:06:22.980 I want to dump it on their head. 1.00

00:06:24.480 But, you know, like, cool shit like that, and I'm not allowed to? 1.00

00:06:27.760 I thought you wanted to drink it so that you can gain their powers. 0.97

00:06:31.200 No, there are no powers, Toad.

00:06:32.700 That's a lie. 1.00

00:06:33.480 That actually makes you stupider. 1.00

00:06:36.340 I think we should just quit. 1.00

00:06:37.660 Cole's not here.

00:06:38.520 The glue is undone.

00:06:40.160 This is not right.

00:06:41.500 I feel like I'm just fumbling like a diaper, trying to hold it together with this conversation.

00:06:47.140 This is so bad.

00:06:47.900 Somebody call Cole.

00:06:48.700 It's weird what a linchpin, Cole, and weirdly Toad are.

00:06:52.560 When they're not here, it just doesn't work.

00:06:54.940 You know, at least that's how I feel.

00:06:57.420 Well, I got lucky because the one show that I missed, I somehow got, like, replaced by P-Nord. 0.98

00:07:02.040 So I think that's really why it's, what do you call that when you have, like, it's like wins over replacement or whatever?

00:07:08.460 That's your only job security.

00:07:10.680 The replacement values.

00:07:11.100 P-Nord is your replacement. 0.99

00:07:12.400 Solo, yeah.

00:07:14.000 Can't do that.

00:07:14.440 If you could just figure out tech skills and, you know, find some sort of shelter, you'd be out of a job.

00:07:21.320 Yeah, my wins above replacement, my WAP, was so great. 0.99

00:07:26.640 If he gets Starlink in his fucking box under the bridge, you're fired. 0.97

00:07:30.980 Yeah, I, no, seriously, though, I think, obviously, Down syndrome people are very sweet. 0.99

00:07:35.240 But there was this kid, I think his name was, like, Oshkosh or some shit. 0.91

00:07:37.980 He was Indian in my high school. 1.00

00:07:39.440 And we would always tell him to go grab Jake's tits. 1.00

00:07:43.980 And he would do it. 1.00

00:07:45.080 And because he was retarded, no one got upset. 0.96

00:07:48.400 I mean, the girls would be, like, obviously upset. 1.00

00:07:50.160 Holy shit. 0.99

00:07:51.180 Yeah, but he would always go, ha, boobie. 1.00

00:07:54.400 And then he would grab him. 0.99

00:07:55.360 And then the girls would be, like, get the fuck away from me, Oshkosh. 1.00

00:07:58.060 And we would all die laughing. 1.00

00:07:59.700 And then the fuck. 1.00

00:08:00.100 When you're retarded, they let you do anything. 1.00

00:08:02.920 You can just grab him by the pussy. 1.00

00:08:05.920 Grab him by the boobies. 1.00

00:08:07.420 It doesn't matter. 0.53

00:08:08.200 So that's how Trump got away with him. 0.97

00:08:10.180 We had one retard who, like, always, like, dressed with, like, a leather jacket. 1.00

00:08:13.480 Always, like, tried to look like he was, like, super cool.

00:08:15.280 And always had this weird swagger about him. 0.99

00:08:17.140 And he would tell these, like, crazy stories about chicks he fucked. 0.99

00:08:19.920 And, like, how fast he drives his motorcycle. 1.00

00:08:22.340 And just the wildest shit. 1.00

00:08:23.960 They gave him a motorcycle? 1.00

00:08:25.500 I don't know if it was legit.

00:08:26.720 If he actually had a motorcycle.

00:08:27.580 He's Florida.

00:08:28.060 I didn't believe anything he ever said.

00:08:30.020 I just kind of sat there and be like, whoa, yeah.

00:08:32.240 What else did you do?

00:08:33.220 We had this guy named Birdsong.

00:08:35.560 That was his last name.

00:08:37.500 That was his last name, legitimately.

00:08:39.000 Oh, I thought he, like, sang, like, a nightingale or something.

00:08:41.360 No, no.

00:08:41.980 But he did run to and from school every day.

00:08:45.360 And he would always stay on the balls of his feet.

00:08:48.600 So he would, like, I'm not even exaggerating.

00:08:50.600 He was, like, Forrest Gump.

00:08:51.780 He was, like, yeah, kind of. 1.00

00:08:53.460 But, like, with just, like, fucking with his. 0.99

00:08:55.980 Like, he was kind of like a bird. 0.99

00:08:57.140 Like, he, like, propped up.

00:08:58.520 And he would run.

00:08:59.320 He would run to and from.

00:09:00.520 And he would run to each class he would run. 1.00

00:09:03.120 This motherfucker was shredded. 1.00

00:09:04.320 But he was super, super retarded. 1.00

00:09:06.040 Like, fucking fat people calves, basically. 1.00

00:09:08.700 Was he on the cross-country team or something? 1.00

00:09:11.600 He should have been.

00:09:13.020 He should have been.

00:09:13.540 What a waste of great genetics.

00:09:15.260 His parents were probably, like, just physical specimens.

00:09:18.080 And they came out.

00:09:18.880 I was like, look at this kid.

00:09:19.500 He's got a six-pack.

00:09:20.260 He's six months old. 0.98

00:09:21.780 And then he just turns out to be retarded. 1.00

00:09:23.380 And you're like, fuck. 1.00

00:09:23.860 I think someone just lied to him and told him, the faster you go, the higher your IQ will go. 1.00

00:09:28.460 And he's like, fuck. 1.00

00:09:29.080 All right. 1.00

00:09:29.480 Here we go.

00:09:29.960 There's a legit component to retard strength. 1.00

00:09:32.280 And the thing is, is because they don't have can't in their brain.

00:09:36.120 And so I feel like that applies.

00:09:37.360 They really don't.

00:09:38.220 Like, they're not smart enough to be like, I can't do this. 1.00

00:09:40.980 So they just fucking, like. 1.00

00:09:43.420 Like, I remember we used to have one of my football team that was, like, a manager or some shit. 0.99

00:09:47.620 And, like, we'd be working out, like, lifting heavyweight. 0.85

00:09:49.520 And he'd just kind of come up there and be like, what you got there?

00:09:51.860 And he'd be like, 405.

00:09:52.840 And he'd be like, ta-dink. 0.99

00:09:55.020 It's awesome because, like, from birth, there was can't put into their brain.

00:10:00.500 But then they have no can't in their brain.

00:10:03.000 Yeah.

00:10:03.420 They're like the little engine that could, man.

00:10:05.180 They're Thomas the Territic.

00:10:06.000 They're missing can't and also a chromosome.

00:10:09.980 No, but you're right, though.

00:10:11.260 That's the chromosome they're missing.

00:10:12.480 Yeah.

00:10:13.360 Can't chromosome.

00:10:15.100 Jose's right, though.

00:10:15.880 Like, so that's the logic behind, like, UFC gloves versus bare knuckle boxing.

00:10:21.220 So people with, even with the small, like, four-ounce gloves, you feel like, you feel,

00:10:25.720 I feel like I can punch stuff harder.

00:10:27.320 But if you take that off and just put wraps, it's like you're a little bit more tentative

00:10:30.720 of what you're going to throw.

00:10:31.880 And it's kind of like that, I guess that equivalates to, like, retards. 1.00

00:10:35.680 So the retards are just, like, the boxing glove of the real world. 1.00

00:10:39.380 Yes.

00:10:39.680 Where they, they'll just throw full strength at it, like, don't care.

00:10:43.380 It's funny because they oftentimes wear headgear everywhere they go. 1.00

00:10:46.980 Holy shit. 0.99

00:10:47.940 I bet you they just don't have that component of, like, hey, if I, like, walk and put my 1.00

00:10:55.240 head through this, it's going to cause problems. 0.99

00:10:56.720 Like, they don't give a shit, you know? 1.00

00:10:58.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:59.040 Well, that's why the retard helmet exists. 1.00

00:11:01.460 So, yeah.

00:11:01.860 And by the way, as soon as we saw a picture of Cole's baby, because we were questioning

00:11:06.180 if he was actually the father or not.

00:11:07.560 But as soon as we saw the picture of that baby with, like, the retard eyes, we knew it 1.00

00:11:11.920 was Cole's baby for sure.

00:11:13.260 We were like, oh, that's it.

00:11:14.940 He looks just like his daddy.

00:11:16.660 Daddy.

00:11:17.940 All right.

00:11:19.080 We just got word from Cole.

00:11:20.400 He'll come soon.

00:11:21.300 So, we just got to kind of vamp until he gets here, you know?

00:11:23.980 Just keep it going.

00:11:25.100 Yeah, but he's coming on the show or is he jerking?

00:11:27.760 He's coming, yeah. 0.67

00:11:28.560 All right.

00:11:28.860 We'll do.

00:11:29.540 Maybe both.

00:11:30.520 We're doing fine.

00:11:31.320 Don't worry about it.

00:11:32.060 All right. 1.00

00:11:32.260 Play the fucking clip of the racist dad because it's awesome. 1.00

00:11:34.820 Oh, dude. 1.00

00:11:35.280 Greatest thing we got left, guys.

00:11:36.560 Hurry up.

00:11:37.060 Play something.

00:11:37.300 All right.

00:11:38.840 I know, right?

00:11:39.840 All right. 0.99

00:11:40.340 The racist dad. 0.98

00:11:41.540 There's two of them. 0.93

00:11:42.160 I think we should watch both, honestly.

00:11:43.700 No, no, no.

00:11:44.020 This is great.

00:11:44.600 We're doing the dad first.

00:11:45.860 Yes, there's two clips of that as well.

00:11:48.080 I sent a second one that was like a follow-up where he's talking about how he taught his

00:11:51.180 kid about violence and how it gets you everything you want.

00:11:54.320 I don't know.

00:11:54.780 I have the two of the racist lady, I believe. 1.00

00:11:57.700 There are two of both.

00:11:59.000 I promise you. 1.00

00:11:59.960 Look in the fucking chat. 0.99

00:12:00.800 I'll send it again so you have it fucking recently. 0.99

00:12:02.600 All right. 0.95

00:12:02.840 I have the first one up.

00:12:04.000 So this is the father of the Club Q.

00:12:08.460 Is that what it was called?

00:12:09.380 The Club Q shooter.

00:12:10.920 This is the guy's father that we're talking about here.

00:12:13.520 Patriots are in control.

00:12:14.640 Club Q has been taken down.

00:12:17.840 All right.

00:12:18.420 There was a shooting involving multiple people.

00:12:21.000 There was a shooting involving multiple people.

00:12:23.560 Right. 0.52

00:12:23.860 And then they were on to find it's a gay bar. 0.61

00:12:27.140 Yeah, right. 0.95

00:12:28.360 And I was like, oh, my God, is he gay? 1.00

00:12:29.980 I was scared of it. 0.96

00:12:30.700 Oh, my God, is he gay? 1.00

00:12:31.620 And he's not gay, so it's just, whoosh. 1.00

00:12:35.520 Well, you guys have had conversations.

00:12:39.420 I was out of it. 0.97

00:12:40.540 Yeah, you were telling them that gay is bad. 0.93

00:12:43.360 I'm a Mormon. 0.97

00:12:44.940 I'm a Catholic Republican. 0.95

00:12:47.340 And we don't do gay. 0.98

00:12:48.200 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:12:49.360 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:12:50.080 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:12:50.640 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:12:51.420 Attorney's really, but they're saying that somebody's involved in a gay bar or some shit. 1.00

00:12:55.560 I don't know. 0.99

00:12:57.620 I don't know if they have a gay bar. 0.84

00:12:59.680 Well, he's accused of going on a mass shooting at a gay bar and killing five people. 1.00

00:13:06.640 Okay, well, I said, shit, so he's accused of doing that. 1.00

00:13:10.200 I said, I'm going to say he's not gay. 1.00

00:13:12.040 Well, I didn't say that.

00:13:13.240 Bye-bye is not gay. 0.99

00:13:17.100 Can you imagine? 0.95

00:13:17.900 You're like, my son was at a gay bar. 1.00

00:13:19.320 You're like, whoa, what the fuck? 1.00

00:13:20.540 You're like, he shot a bunch of people. 1.00

00:13:21.520 I'm like, oh, thank God. 0.98

00:13:24.800 At least he's not gay. 1.00

00:13:25.900 That's the most based man to ever walk the face of the earth. 1.00

00:13:29.720 It's like, your son's a mass murderer. 0.99

00:13:31.220 He's like, he's not gay, though, right? 0.99

00:13:32.980 And you're like, we're good.

00:13:34.500 We're good.

00:13:35.140 I'm looking directly into the future.

00:13:36.680 That's me in 20 years after.

00:13:40.780 That's right.

00:13:42.020 Top is pretty close to Pulse nightclub, too.

00:13:44.700 So I think we know what's going to happen here.

00:13:46.620 There's a second video where he delves a little bit more into his philosophy.

00:13:53.440 Okay, because in the first one, he was mostly homophobic, right?

00:13:57.940 I'm glad you described that as a philosophy, because that was a beautiful philosophy.

00:14:01.900 It's like, this man knows exactly what he doesn't like. 0.92

00:14:04.700 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:14:05.480 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:14:06.300 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:14:07.660 We don't.

00:14:08.480 And his son also does not do gay.

00:14:11.460 So this is walking in his footsteps.

00:14:14.680 Hang on.

00:14:15.080 I'm getting this one up here. 1.00

00:14:17.640 By the way, have you guys seen pictures of this motherfucker? 0.99

00:14:19.660 The shooter? 1.00

00:14:21.020 No.

00:14:21.200 Was he beat up like that before the shooting?

00:14:24.340 No, I think it was during.

00:14:26.080 But who knows?

00:14:26.860 I mean, his dad could have done that to him. 1.00

00:14:28.120 Fuck. 1.00

00:14:30.060 Yeah, we'll talk about his dad more. 1.00

00:14:31.520 His dad is honestly the thing I...

00:14:33.300 I haven't really cared at all about this thing at all. 0.99

00:14:35.340 I've kind of ignored the shit. 0.99

00:14:36.560 I just... 1.00

00:14:37.060 Whatever. 0.99

00:14:37.420 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:14:38.320 Okay, shut up. 1.00

00:14:38.860 But the dad is so fucking interesting. 1.00

00:14:43.240 It keeps going deeper. 0.98

00:14:45.080 You dig into his dad.

00:14:46.120 You're like...

00:14:46.540 I mean, it makes sense where this is coming from.

00:14:48.540 But for our purpose, it's hilarious. 0.98

00:14:50.020 50-year-old meth heads are so fucking badass. 0.97

00:14:52.660 Like, the fact that he's still hanging on. 1.00

00:14:54.480 And he's a fucking MMA fighter, so he's got brain damage. 1.00

00:14:56.640 He's also a meth head, so he's got brain damage. 1.00

00:14:58.800 He was a porn star, too. 1.00

00:15:00.380 Yeah, and a porn star. 0.99

00:15:01.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:02.000 This guy is fucking amazing. 0.97

00:15:03.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:04.620 What happened to his son?

00:15:05.300 He is content central. 1.00

00:15:06.920 His son turned out to be a fat faggot. 1.00

00:15:09.080 Yes, he did. 1.00

00:15:10.660 Now, is his son actually a faggot? 1.00

00:15:14.420 Or is he just all of a sudden saying he's non-binary just to become part of a protected class? 1.00

00:15:22.560 I mean, I would think...

00:15:24.080 I mean, it's hard to tell if he's legit gay or if, like... 1.00

00:15:26.780 Because I know the non-binary thing came out. 0.99

00:15:28.780 That could also just be some sort of argument to reduce so he doesn't get hate crime shit thrown on top of it as well. 1.00

00:15:33.020 Dude, if you see this motherfucker, though... 1.00

00:15:34.400 Like, I'm telling you, my read of it, just, like, knee-jerk read, is that he was gay, and he's so hideous that even... 1.00

00:15:44.420 Like, he's, like, the only gay man on Earth that can't catch a dick, and he was just like, I'm gonna light this motherfucker up. 1.00

00:15:50.060 Wasn't he just some, like, doughboy-looking guy? 1.00

00:15:52.080 Like, I don't remember.

00:15:52.880 Like, I feel like...

00:15:53.340 He looks horrible.

00:15:55.140 Maybe it's somebody else, because I just remember seeing someone kind of...

00:15:57.520 He's a guy, so...

00:15:58.960 Yeah.

00:15:59.340 Do we have a picture of him?

00:16:01.320 I don't know.

00:16:01.880 We can look it up, boy.

00:16:02.360 You can find it real easy, but he looks atrocious.

00:16:05.680 He was just...

00:16:06.480 They showed his preliminary hearing in court on Tucker Carlson, like, 10 minutes ago, and he's sitting there like this.

00:16:14.600 Okay.

00:16:16.240 Anderson Lee Aldrich.

00:16:17.620 All right.

00:16:17.820 I do have a picture of him.

00:16:20.760 The dad, obviously.

00:16:23.180 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:16:24.040 Josh Brolin, yes.

00:16:25.160 Yeah. 0.82

00:16:25.600 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:16:27.600 Dude, you know what? 1.00

00:16:28.280 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:16:28.800 Wrong one. 1.00

00:16:29.540 I actually...

00:16:30.040 That is quite the compliment, saying I look like Josh Brolin.

00:16:32.500 I appreciate that.

00:16:33.160 Or messed out Josh Brolin. 0.99

00:16:35.180 That's pretty gay. 0.97

00:16:35.940 So, Josh Brolin not only was Thanos, but he was also Cable in Deadpool, too. 0.89

00:16:39.620 Yep, Cable.

00:16:41.180 Yeah.

00:16:42.040 All right.

00:16:42.260 So, this is...

00:16:43.180 This is him.

00:16:44.800 Yes, dude.

00:16:45.460 I have a bigger picture in the chat I sent to you.

00:16:48.300 Okay.

00:16:48.540 I think I did see the picture. 0.99

00:16:49.540 He looks way worse there, because he got the shit kicked out of him. 0.99

00:16:51.780 He looks like a corpse, right? 0.99

00:16:53.720 Yeah.

00:16:54.760 He does, yeah.

00:16:57.300 Yeah.

00:16:57.720 All right.

00:16:57.840 You got the video, Toad?

00:16:58.920 Yeah.

00:16:59.280 Yeah, I do.

00:17:00.660 So, this is...

00:17:01.660 I haven't seen this one yet.

00:17:02.460 So, this is him on Divorce Court, apparently.

00:17:04.460 Is that right?

00:17:04.600 He looks like Toad after we fire him from the show.

00:17:07.040 And he just totally goes off the rails.

00:17:10.760 All right, Toad.

00:17:11.300 You got that video I sent you?

00:17:12.800 Yeah.

00:17:13.020 It's him on Divorce Court, right?

00:17:14.300 I have the right video here. 0.99

00:17:15.140 What the fuck are you talking about, dude? 0.99

00:17:16.960 It's in the group chat. 1.00

00:17:18.240 I don't know.

00:17:18.800 Just play it.

00:17:19.720 Who knows?

00:17:20.340 Maybe it's right.

00:17:21.880 All right, go on.

00:17:22.900 It's literally just another part of the interview.

00:17:24.940 The same one.

00:17:27.020 Oh.

00:17:29.060 Okay, then.

00:17:29.840 I don't know why this is so hard.

00:17:31.120 It's literally the second to last thing in the group chat.

00:17:34.140 Oh, no.

00:17:34.480 Because if it's part of the same one, I thought it was the same video.

00:17:36.940 But all right.

00:17:37.320 No, it's not the same.

00:17:37.900 All right, so it's this.

00:17:38.960 Yes, yes, yes.

00:17:39.820 There was a shooting involved in, you know, multiple people.

00:17:42.740 And then I found there. 0.81

00:17:43.940 I found it's a gay bar.

00:17:45.840 You sure this isn't the same one? 0.94

00:17:47.040 Jesus Christ, dude. 0.99

00:17:48.100 How do you fuck this up? 0.99

00:17:49.320 It's like, go to the Tower Gang Power Hour group chat. 0.99

00:17:52.840 This is the one that you sent, man.

00:17:54.680 No, it's not. 0.97

00:17:55.860 And then I found out it was a gay bar.

00:17:58.560 And all right, all right. 0.95

00:18:00.460 At least he wasn't gay, though. 1.00

00:18:02.680 I praised him for violent behavior really early.

00:18:05.340 It's something that works.

00:18:06.960 It's instant.

00:18:08.020 And you'll get immediate results.

00:18:10.800 Dude, Billy Bob Thornton and Sling Blade.

00:18:13.020 Had you more tolerance.

00:18:15.380 Let me be direct.

00:18:16.280 Do you think, you know, he would have been more tolerant of gay people?

00:18:21.140 Apparently.

00:18:21.840 I think that my anti-gay, anti-somatic, like I was conservative, right? 0.99

00:18:26.620 I'm conservative, extraordinaire.

00:18:28.300 I'm very vocal about that.

00:18:29.840 It was a anti-somatic.

00:18:30.920 Did he say anti-somatic?

00:18:33.040 Oh, yeah.

00:18:33.840 Maybe.

00:18:34.320 Maybe he'll be president someday.

00:18:36.040 Randy who?

00:18:38.320 Randy Ropel.

00:18:39.380 Randy Ropel.

00:18:40.180 Randy.

00:18:40.880 That's a good man right there.

00:18:42.280 That's a man.

00:18:43.400 Talk about the worst endorsement of all time.

00:18:48.600 I think it's not cool at all. 0.51

00:18:50.640 I think it's, my opinion about gays is that it's not okay. 1.00

00:18:54.320 Because you stand up against homosexuality. 0.95

00:18:56.240 I praised him for violent behavior.

00:18:58.180 This guy's pretty nice.

00:18:59.740 I love his philosophy.

00:19:00.920 He gets immediate results.

00:19:03.960 Can you imagine being like, was it that his father, his uncle?

00:19:08.760 I don't know.

00:19:09.920 It's his father, yeah. 0.99

00:19:11.140 Yeah, he's got some fucking fledgling, going nowhere political career. 1.00

00:19:14.980 And then your grandson shoots up a gay bar. 1.00

00:19:17.880 And then your meth-out son says, he's a great man. 0.99

00:19:20.620 You should vote for him. 1.00

00:19:21.580 I'm just so glad that my son's not a fucking fag. 1.00

00:19:23.680 But at least he just, he shot five of these fucking homos. 1.00

00:19:27.520 If he's going to shoot anyone, I guess I'd want to be queers. 1.00

00:19:31.940 Are we supposed to believe, though, that this guy here is an actor? 1.00

00:19:37.540 So he's been on a bunch of other shit. 0.98

00:19:39.100 Because I saw his, he was on another TV show, right? 1.00

00:19:42.960 Intervention.

00:19:43.960 Yeah. 0.98

00:19:44.360 And he did meth and he jerked off for 12 hours a day. 0.98

00:19:49.320 What? 1.00

00:19:49.920 This guy's a fucking legend. 1.00

00:19:51.500 Yeah, 10 to 12 hours is what it said. 1.00

00:19:54.100 Like, intervention. 0.99

00:19:54.960 He would get all methed out and jerk off for long. 0.99

00:19:57.420 Now, I do want to talk about this. 0.99

00:19:58.660 I think this guy might be my father.

00:19:59.920 I have a story.

00:20:00.840 I have a storied past.

00:20:02.180 I talked in the last episode.

00:20:03.460 I did have, like, an issue with pills when I was way younger.

00:20:07.200 And, like, I've never fucked with meth.

00:20:08.680 So I don't know if it's the same effect. 0.99

00:20:09.880 But a lot of people don't realize a lot of drugs do affect your dick. 0.99

00:20:12.220 Like, coke, pretty much your dick does everything the same, 1.00

00:20:15.820 except for it's kind of harder to nut. 0.99

00:20:18.540 Pills, like, opiates, different. 0.99

00:20:19.920 Like, coke will trick you because you'll be fucking 0.97

00:20:23.160 and you'll feel like you're getting close to nothing. 1.00

00:20:25.020 Whereas, like, opiates, you'll just be fucking 0.98

00:20:26.840 and just never even get close. 0.99

00:20:28.060 But you're like, I'm having fun.

00:20:29.720 And, like, I remember, like, when I was, like, young, 0.95

00:20:32.220 I'd get all fucked up on pills. 0.86

00:20:33.820 And, like, I don't know why. 0.99

00:20:35.120 You'd just be like, I'm bored. 0.97

00:20:36.100 And you're like, well, I guess I'll jerk off. 0.92

00:20:37.640 And I can't tell you how many times I'd wake up 1.00

00:20:39.500 with my dick in my hand the next day. 0.99

00:20:41.780 Because, like, I'd just be dick bean it for, like, 1.00

00:20:44.360 probably, like, well over an hour.

00:20:45.700 Just, like, I have nothing better to do.

00:20:47.240 And, like, this is kind of fun, I guess.

00:20:49.160 But you don't ever get close to cummings.

00:20:50.720 You're just, like, wake up.

00:20:52.600 And you're like, oh.

00:20:53.180 And then just in the morning, you're like, oh, finish it off.

00:20:56.060 Oh, my God.

00:20:57.000 Dude, that'll make for some good nuts, though. 0.75

00:20:58.560 Because you'll be, like, you're basically edging for, like, hours.

00:21:00.880 And the next day, you're like, all right, mission to the chief.

00:21:03.220 10 to 12 hours a day, I'd, you know, take the meth 1.00

00:21:06.360 and then a jerk would cock off 10 to 12 hours. 1.00

00:21:10.440 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:21:11.700 I love this guy.

00:21:12.900 This guy, I mean, he's honestly the greatest character

00:21:15.000 that has ever blessed comedy podcasts.

00:21:18.100 Ever.

00:21:19.140 And that's really it.

00:21:20.120 That's it right there.

00:21:20.640 That's not true.

00:21:21.180 We have that person right here. 0.99

00:21:23.200 Let's fucking go. 1.00

00:21:25.240 Hell yeah, buddy. 1.00

00:21:26.700 Hey, daddy.

00:21:28.200 Type H8 for happy husbands.

00:21:31.860 FF.

00:21:33.340 That's a happy father right here.

00:21:34.820 Dude, have you watched it?

00:21:36.120 Were you watching the show?

00:21:37.040 Because you would have loved the last little bit

00:21:38.760 that we recovered.

00:21:39.780 No, I haven't.

00:21:40.520 I've been trying to get my son to latch onto my titty. 0.98

00:21:46.880 H8 for hunting homos, man. 1.00

00:21:49.620 That's right.

00:21:51.560 We just had on, before you came there, 0.79

00:21:53.520 we showed the dad of the, what, the gay nightclub shooter 1.00

00:21:59.420 or whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:22:00.500 Which one? 1.00

00:22:01.060 Which shooter?

00:22:02.320 The most recent one.

00:22:03.520 The collar of the strings one.

00:22:05.740 Yeah, dude.

00:22:06.320 Is that the one where they were messing up

00:22:08.000 because they kept saying they, them,

00:22:09.400 and they kept, they couldn't get it?

00:22:11.320 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:22:12.160 We didn't run that clip

00:22:13.300 because the dad was so funny, 0.99

00:22:14.820 like, you didn't even need to fuck with the newscast. 0.98

00:22:15.980 Have you seen that clip about 0.99

00:22:17.280 where they're trying to be like,

00:22:18.720 they can't get it right? 0.93

00:22:19.900 Which is so fucking funny. 0.98

00:22:21.340 Yeah, they misgendered him. 0.98

00:22:22.540 They're just like, he's clearly a guy.

00:22:23.920 He's a he. 1.00

00:22:24.900 Anyone else ever notice that, like, 0.99

00:22:26.480 Cole has such a fucking pretty feminine face 1.00

00:22:28.500 that when he has facial hair, 1.00

00:22:29.440 he looks like a transitioning fucking. 1.00

00:22:33.360 Dude, I'm turned on. 1.00

00:22:34.720 He looks like Michael Jackson.

00:22:36.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:38.000 Oh, it's so bad.

00:22:39.960 My wife is so upset,

00:22:40.980 but I told her, I was like, 1.00

00:22:42.000 you, I can't fuck you for six weeks. 1.00

00:22:44.080 So, I mean, I'm just going to grow it out 1.00

00:22:45.920 because there's no, there's,

00:22:46.840 I mean, I'm going to take

00:22:48.080 all the pent up testosterone

00:22:49.960 from not coming

00:22:52.080 and it's going to come

00:22:53.360 and it's going to focus in my face.

00:22:54.900 Hell yeah, dude.

00:22:55.780 Yeah, Cole looks like he has

00:22:57.260 a bunch of little boys,

00:22:58.800 like, chained up in the basement right now

00:23:00.860 or something like that.

00:23:02.340 You should go give some plasma.

00:23:04.600 Anyways, the...

00:23:06.280 To your son.

00:23:07.100 Can you just play him the clip?

00:23:08.220 Could you just play him one of the clips?

00:23:09.320 Because it's like,

00:23:10.060 you have to know this man.

00:23:12.020 Like, he's going to be...

00:23:12.600 Well, I want to know him in real life. 0.96

00:23:14.360 Yeah, I want to fucking hang out with him. 0.96

00:23:17.560 Oh, that guy looks... 0.99

00:23:18.480 Oh, he looks like a fucking chat, dude. 1.00

00:23:19.820 This is the dad of the guy. 1.00

00:23:21.460 He looks like an old UFC fighter.

00:23:24.200 He is. 0.98

00:23:24.980 He's a UFC fighter and a porn star. 0.98

00:23:27.340 It is that, it's some... 0.98

00:23:28.340 And he's not gay, so it's like this. 0.86

00:23:32.960 Well, you guys have had conversations about that.

00:23:36.040 You were...

00:23:36.360 Oh, yeah, I was adamant. 0.99

00:23:38.020 Yeah, you were adamant that gay is bad. 0.98

00:23:40.800 I'm a Mormon. 0.97

00:23:42.420 I'm a conservative Republican. 0.80

00:23:43.700 He has a Neanderthal chin. 0.99

00:23:44.900 Yeah, we don't do gay. 0.99

00:23:45.680 We don't do gay. 1.00

00:23:46.840 Yeah.

00:23:47.520 I can't get answers from the attorneys, really,

00:23:49.520 but they're saying that somebody's...

00:23:50.820 It's involving a gay bar or something.

00:23:53.040 I don't know. 0.54

00:23:55.120 I don't know. 0.88

00:23:55.720 I can't do gay bar. 1.00

00:23:56.560 I must have no faggot. 1.00

00:23:58.060 I must have no faggot. 1.00

00:23:59.180 Well, he's accused of going on a mass shooting 1.00

00:24:01.600 at a gay bar in a crime fight.

00:24:03.220 In Colorado.

00:24:04.080 Okay, well... 1.00

00:24:05.480 Well, that's how shit. 0.99

00:24:06.700 I'm accused of doing that. 0.99

00:24:07.700 I'm not gay.

00:24:09.560 I say that, but I'm gay.

00:24:11.620 I don't know.

00:24:12.180 They just said really good prices of their drinks there.

00:24:14.900 That's it.

00:24:15.280 It's just really good prices. 0.96

00:24:17.400 It's one of the rare clips that's so fucking funny, 0.93

00:24:20.260 you can't really make it better. 0.95

00:24:21.780 He's just...

00:24:22.320 No.

00:24:22.540 He's so special.

00:24:24.140 I don't know.

00:24:24.360 The second clip, I think,

00:24:25.480 is just like the cherry on top

00:24:26.880 because it is great.

00:24:27.700 He goes into his philosophy

00:24:28.780 of how violence is great

00:24:29.980 and he gets immediate results

00:24:31.540 and then he also then does a political plug

00:24:34.160 for his dad.

00:24:36.340 Dude, I also like the fact 0.99

00:24:38.720 that he thinks that because his son shot some gay people 0.82

00:24:41.980 that his son is not gay because of that. 0.86

00:24:44.600 Yeah, he's like, well, at least he's not gay. 1.00

00:24:46.960 They're like, dude, 0.94

00:24:48.040 haven't you heard of the gay on gay crime? 0.96

00:24:50.800 Come on. 0.99

00:24:51.160 Hey, Hitler wasn't a Jew. 0.82

00:24:52.180 So, I mean, it's kind of...

00:24:53.460 I mean, it follows.

00:24:54.380 I mean, go look at everything.

00:24:55.840 I mean, did any Muslims die in 9-11?

00:24:58.380 I don't think so.

00:24:59.480 That's kind of deep.

00:25:00.520 I mean, 19 of them, I think, did, but...

00:25:02.380 No.

00:25:06.260 I forgot.

00:25:06.940 I could be wrong.

00:25:07.760 I don't know.

00:25:08.420 So, this guy was a porn actor as well, right? 1.00

00:25:10.840 Do any Muslims die in a fucking suicide bombing? 1.00

00:25:15.620 I don't think so. 1.00

00:25:16.180 I don't think...

00:25:16.520 I think they're all...

00:25:17.060 I think it's just all like...

00:25:18.780 Not like...

00:25:19.620 What do they call them? 1.00

00:25:20.460 The fucking... 1.00

00:25:21.000 Not heathens. 1.00

00:25:22.840 Hot on. 1.00

00:25:23.840 No, the fucking... 1.00

00:25:24.760 What do Muslims call... 1.00

00:25:26.460 Infidels. 0.99

00:25:27.480 Infidels. 0.95

00:25:27.880 Infidels. 0.95

00:25:27.960 That's what it is, yeah. 1.00

00:25:28.760 Yeah, but to recap for Cole, the dad was a fucking UFC fighter, a porn star. 0.99

00:25:33.820 Named Delaware Dick, I think. 0.99

00:25:35.520 Also, on top of that, his son, I guess a few years ago, you know, basically broke contact

00:25:40.580 with him.

00:25:41.180 And then, essentially, I guess somehow they faked a suicide of his son to kind of break off

00:25:46.520 with his dad.

00:25:47.500 It's a whole thing. 1.00

00:25:48.440 Yeah, it's wild shit. 1.00

00:25:49.760 And, oh yeah, he's been on intervention for meth. 1.00

00:25:53.260 For meth.

00:25:53.560 I saw that earlier today on Twitter.

00:25:56.120 And he had a sex addiction as well. 0.98

00:25:57.480 He used to masturbate 10 to 12 hours a day. 1.00

00:26:01.160 Toad is going to kill all of us. 1.00

00:26:03.240 It's going to hurt. 1.00

00:26:04.220 We're the faggots. 1.00

00:26:05.220 He's some meth-addicted, sex-addicted, crazy killer that hates his father. 1.00

00:26:09.880 You're not wrong. 1.00

00:26:10.480 That's right.

00:26:10.600 And you guys are all Q as well. 0.88

00:26:14.060 So, it's all adding up right now.

00:26:15.660 Dude, I'm a Q ball.

00:26:16.920 I was thinking about this while I was watching these clips.

00:26:20.720 And I was watching him on, you know, his son getting arraigned on Tucker Carlson tonight.

00:26:25.440 And I was like, man, it's so crazy that, like, when you think about him, right, and you think 0.77

00:26:30.740 about how crazy he is.

00:26:32.100 And then you just realize, like, if you go and you go through, like, any city, you just 0.92

00:26:35.900 walk a city block, you'll see 10 people that are comparably crazy, right? 1.00

00:26:41.580 It's fucking unbelievable that this shit doesn't happen. 1.00

00:26:45.040 Correct. 1.00

00:26:46.720 It's incredible that there aren't 10 of these a day.

00:26:49.980 Like, it's really, it's a testament to humanity.

00:26:53.940 No.

00:26:56.740 They work.

00:26:57.740 We're doing it.

00:26:58.840 No, that was the whole point I was making, is that we have all these guns. 1.00

00:27:02.240 We have all these fucking crazy people. 0.99

00:27:03.860 You have the highest, or close to the highest percentage of SSRIs and, you know, psychotropic 1.00

00:27:09.300 medications that are being prescribed, not just to adults, but to children of, like, any

00:27:13.400 Western nation. 0.98

00:27:13.980 We're fucking totally out of our minds. 0.98

00:27:15.940 We've also been locked in our houses. 0.99

00:27:17.180 You also mask people up so that they're completely crazy.

00:27:19.420 You also propagandize them and gaslight them.

00:27:21.840 And this only happens a couple times a week.

00:27:24.420 Like, we're doing all right. 1.00

00:27:25.620 What the fuck? 1.00

00:27:26.340 You're slacking. 1.00

00:27:27.020 You guys are God's warriors cleaning up the culture. 1.00

00:27:29.180 What the fuck is going on? 0.98

00:27:30.960 Well, that is not the angle I was going to do. 0.99

00:27:32.980 I cannot wait until they, because I know it's going to happen.

00:27:36.260 They're going to prescribe my son with either ADHD or autism or something, because this is

00:27:39.160 going to happen.

00:27:39.660 I just know.

00:27:40.560 It's hereditary.

00:27:41.580 Oh, we know he has autism.

00:27:42.540 And I just don't know how I'm going to handle it.

00:27:44.280 I'll be like, do I want to take Adderall?

00:27:46.360 Like, do I steal my baby's Adderall?

00:27:48.180 That might actually work.

00:27:49.300 But it's going to be fun.

00:27:52.040 Adderall's not fun.

00:27:53.520 Like, every now and then, I steal my wife's Vyvanse, which is basically Adderall. 0.94

00:27:57.500 And the only time I ever do it is when I'm just like, I got a lot of shit to do. 0.73

00:28:00.840 I'm going to clean up the garage today or whatever. 0.95

00:28:02.580 You know, like, let's pop up my face.

00:28:04.280 Spun keeps asking me if this is the two strokes brother from YMH.

00:28:07.520 It actually, well, you're talking about the son or the father?

00:28:10.620 Because the son might be, it's like, which if you don't know, there is a great, it's a 0.99

00:28:14.420 guy that was addicted to meth and he was, he was jerking off. 0.96

00:28:18.680 He was like, he was like, I came in four strokes. 0.98

00:28:22.540 I know what you're talking about.

00:28:23.880 And he's like, he was like, you, I think he says you do a hit of meth.

00:28:27.400 Isn't that what, I think he's like, you, you smoke some meth and you will come loads.

00:28:32.140 He was like, he was like, big, thick ropes.

00:28:36.340 He says, it's the craziest clip ever.

00:28:40.080 And I, I honestly, even though Spud said it 10 minutes ago, when we first played the

00:28:44.680 clip, that's immediately what came to mind.

00:28:46.160 And I was like, I'm going to wait to make this reference until Cole's here because you're

00:28:49.080 the only one I knew.

00:28:49.740 Yes.

00:28:50.460 Honestly, it might be actually him because that'd be so funny.

00:28:53.240 That would be like, it could be him.

00:28:54.620 That is the YMH.

00:28:56.060 Absolutely.

00:28:56.520 Like their circle, because it always like, um, I can't remember. 0.99

00:28:59.260 They had somebody else like, fuck, who was that? 0.99

00:29:03.400 I don't know. 1.00

00:29:03.780 But they, they, they, they, they show so many like mentally deranged people on their

00:29:08.280 show that, I mean, it's, it's just a, there's a high probability that one of them is going 0.99

00:29:13.880 to go off and like murder people at a gay nightclub. 1.00

00:29:16.040 I was at the gym, uh, like an hour ago and it was fucking one of the black ladies that are 1.00

00:29:21.480 lunatic leftists. 1.00

00:29:22.520 And she was, they were running this stat about, uh, Joy Reed.

00:29:26.240 That's who it was.

00:29:26.820 They were running this stat about how many mass shootings there have been this year.

00:29:29.460 And they were like 600.

00:29:30.400 And I was like, well, first off that number's obviously inflated because they lie about

00:29:34.320 everything, but just take it at face value.

00:29:36.220 Say it's true.

00:29:36.780 Right.

00:29:37.040 That means that you have two mass shootings a day in this entire country.

00:29:42.620 Like we're just, we're slacking.

00:29:45.040 I mean, honestly, like that we have most of that is gang fights.

00:29:47.760 I don't think that's, we're slacking as much.

00:29:49.580 They're taking themselves out.

00:29:50.900 And I mean, the ones we went gone.

00:29:53.100 No, no.

00:29:53.380 The black people are doing their job. 0.94

00:29:54.720 I'm saying the white people. 0.79

00:29:55.960 Yeah.

00:29:56.140 We need to pick it up. 0.99

00:29:57.260 Like I thought the black people were supposed to be lazy. 1.00

00:30:00.040 Where are the whites? 1.00

00:30:00.580 You were so lazy on all these mass shootings, taking out the, the heathens. 1.00

00:30:06.280 Now you saw, I theorized that, uh, that this guy might possibly be like anti these like 0.76

00:30:13.020 drag queen brunches for children or whatever.

00:30:15.280 Cause this club Q place was like doing that every Sunday.

00:30:18.360 When I first heard this story, I thought it was going to be Toad who had done it.

00:30:23.040 I know.

00:30:24.020 Was it in Colorado?

00:30:25.060 Was it in Colorado?

00:30:26.080 Colorado.

00:30:26.700 Was it forest mommy?

00:30:27.640 That guy, that guy was a Qatari agent and they were playing the world cup in there. 0.95

00:30:34.280 It's just no gays allowed to watch soccer. 0.87

00:30:36.100 Oh yeah. 0.88

00:30:36.420 That's pretty good.

00:30:37.240 Did you say, um, someone had a shirt on.

00:30:41.300 It was like, uh, uh, it was like some kind of gay pride shirt at the, uh, the world cup.

00:30:46.780 And they were like, nope, get out.

00:30:48.380 You're not coming.

00:30:49.240 Like they were like, you can't come into the stadium. 0.86

00:30:51.640 Just be glad we are not killing you.

00:30:53.720 In fact, uh, I do have that as well right here.

00:30:58.380 That tweet.

00:30:59.040 Oh, it is.

00:30:59.520 Okay, good.

00:30:59.960 Yeah.

00:31:00.180 Awesome.

00:31:00.820 You got to scroll down so we can see it.

00:31:02.120 The nosebleed sections.

00:31:03.340 There you go.

00:31:05.100 Yeah.

00:31:05.360 Yeah. 0.98

00:31:05.720 I mean, I don't, I don't really get people who, do you know how fucking out of your mind 1.00

00:31:09.240 you have to be to rock a fucking gay pride flag in a Muslim country? 1.00

00:31:12.520 Like you have to have a death wish. 1.00

00:31:14.320 The U S national team did it.

00:31:16.040 Like they are literally out of their minds.

00:31:17.760 Yeah.

00:31:18.000 Are you guys seeing this picture or is it just me seeing a circle?

00:31:21.620 Circle.

00:31:22.260 Circle.

00:31:22.580 Circle.

00:31:23.240 You mean, you mean the guy's bald head?

00:31:25.200 Okay.

00:31:25.580 Yeah.

00:31:25.740 No, whatever.

00:31:26.260 It's loading for me.

00:31:27.260 Anyway, here's some interesting detail, uh, for, from my t-shirt experience and printing

00:31:32.880 that was printed at home.

00:31:34.900 You can see how large the print is on the front.

00:31:37.640 It's not like that.

00:31:38.580 Like usually with like DTG printers or something like that, there's like a small panel, like

00:31:42.820 a 12 by 18 or something that you can print on. 0.98

00:31:45.400 His shit is way wider. 0.98

00:31:46.660 So he like went out of his way to print this specifically to wear there. 1.00

00:31:52.120 And they were like, get the fuck out. 0.98

00:31:54.100 Yeah. 0.85

00:31:54.340 Yeah.

00:31:54.600 I mean, that's awesome.

00:31:55.560 I mean, so he's probably, he's just mad because he spent 50 bucks doing a personalized

00:31:58.640 print.

00:31:59.160 And now he's lost out on it.

00:32:01.280 And that was his last 50 bucks.

00:32:02.480 No, no, you got it all wrong.

00:32:03.840 This is exactly what he wanted. 0.99

00:32:05.340 I like, I wouldn't even be surprised if he, if he fucking didn't get kicked out. 0.98

00:32:08.780 And this is just a social media. 0.98

00:32:10.220 He wants, he wants to play the victim and it's a bonus for him because they make him take

00:32:14.220 his shirt off.

00:32:15.100 So yeah. 1.00

00:32:15.780 And he's fucking shredded because he's gay. 1.00

00:32:17.720 No, he's not shredded. 1.00

00:32:18.700 No way.

00:32:19.560 I don't know.

00:32:20.380 I think he's a good looking guy.

00:32:21.660 When your neck is the same size as the top of your head, he might actually be shredded.

00:32:25.700 Yeah.

00:32:25.900 He's very, very low body fat. 1.00

00:32:28.320 Or it's just like stretched out from dick sucking. 1.00

00:32:30.780 I think he's like skinny shredded. 1.00

00:32:32.340 He's like Abercrombie shredded.

00:32:33.420 He's like McConaughey shredded in that AIDS movie. 0.84

00:32:36.060 Yeah.

00:32:36.440 Yeah.

00:32:36.600 Basically.

00:32:37.600 It checks out.

00:32:38.220 Would you rather be McConaughey shredded or toad?

00:32:41.480 McConaughey shredded. 0.90

00:32:42.660 Just the AIDS, the AIDS, like literally where like your bones are showing.

00:32:46.640 I've always wanted to be, um, you know, heroin chic.

00:32:51.060 Yeah.

00:32:51.500 It's AIDS shredded.

00:32:52.620 Yeah, for sure.

00:32:53.520 Cause I've always been a bigger guy.

00:32:55.500 So like, I, I like my girls that way too, but I like, I want to be that at some point.

00:32:59.760 And it's just tough.

00:33:00.540 It's tough.

00:33:00.880 Cause you have to really not eat.

00:33:02.080 And like, I like food.

00:33:02.980 Do you ever see women in the world and think of Clint and just be like that girl?

00:33:06.160 And actually I did.

00:33:06.800 I saw, I saw a girl at the gym and I said that girl.

00:33:08.780 Were you at a middle school?

00:33:12.520 My mom, my, yeah, yeah.

00:33:13.540 My mom teaches track for middle school and I was at, I was at a track meet and I was

00:33:17.200 like, that girl right there was ruined Clint's life.

00:33:20.440 She is 14 years old and she will just destroy his life and he will destroy her. 0.56

00:33:25.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:25.480 I said in the group chat the other day, I was like, Clint's type is like a fucking, was 1.00

00:33:29.580 it like a 15 year old, like a trap, you know, like that kind of body. 0.99

00:33:33.960 Like a male trap too, by the way.

00:33:37.440 We are, we're looking at the picture of that trap who, yeah, if you did not see his, her

00:33:42.860 bottom in that underwear, like he would not know that it was a two.

00:33:46.240 But yeah, I remember who it was. 0.99

00:33:47.440 We were talking about like Zia Chick or whatever the fuck her name is and she, she seems nice 1.00

00:33:50.540 and all, but I mean, I'm more into thick chicks, but she's pretty flat and like everyone acts 1.00

00:33:54.940 like she's all super hot and it's like, she has the body of like someone who just started 1.00

00:33:58.760 taking the fucking hormones and like, you know, like looks like kind of like a 15 year 0.99

00:34:02.660 old boy that just got on hormones and it's like actually pretty convincing looking, you 1.00

00:34:05.740 know, like that's what it looks like.

00:34:07.340 Clint is just really into the, uh, those animes where it's like a thousand year chick in 0.99

00:34:11.800 the 14 year old's body.

00:34:13.020 That's what Clint wants.

00:34:14.120 I want a very wise child.

00:34:17.920 That's like a whole like meme about how like there's a dudes that watch anime and they're,

00:34:22.620 it's like, it's like a vampire thing, but the vampire guy, like she's like 14 years old

00:34:26.300 when she got bitten by a vampire.

00:34:27.860 So she's like a thousand years old.

00:34:28.960 We're like, so it's all, it's all good.

00:34:31.440 We're good.

00:34:32.960 She just looks 14.

00:34:35.620 Yeah.

00:34:35.920 Let the right one in, right?

00:34:37.620 Let the right one in.

00:34:38.360 It's like a 14 year old, like vampire chick.

00:34:40.700 I don't know.

00:34:41.080 It's, it's a common trope in anime where they will get a chick that's an adult or, you know,

00:34:47.020 or something like that where like they are locked in young body, but they have a very

00:34:50.920 childish looking body, but then they kind of sexualize them, but they're like, well, 0.99

00:34:54.240 they're an adult or, or some fucking Japanese with their, with their school girl outfits 1.00

00:34:59.620 and shit. 1.00

00:35:00.000 Like this is how I know I'm not a pedophile is I've never fucking vibed with the Japanese 1.00

00:35:04.180 culture. 1.00

00:35:04.540 Like they're the anime, the fucking the outfits that they put their kids in the fucking waifu, 1.00

00:35:09.360 the whole thing, all that shit. 1.00

00:35:10.680 Like, I don't, I don't understand any of it. 1.00

00:35:12.740 He talks shit, but you like the real life version of it. 1.00

00:35:15.460 That's your type. 1.00

00:35:16.840 But yeah, if you saw a middle schooler in a, in a school outfit, you'd be like, well,

00:35:20.460 I don't know.

00:35:21.160 You're 18, right?

00:35:22.240 Okay.

00:35:22.700 We're good.

00:35:24.780 Your honor.

00:35:25.520 She clearly was wearing a size 18. 0.84

00:35:27.460 Like, I like, I like 25 to 30 year olds being honest.

00:35:33.680 That's not true.

00:35:34.320 Yeah.

00:35:34.580 And you know what?

00:35:35.180 That is true.

00:35:36.180 Yeah.

00:35:36.400 If, if I got divorced and like had to go back to dating, I don't think I could go below

00:35:39.420 25.

00:35:40.040 Like 25, was she?

00:35:41.920 She was 26.

00:35:43.160 Oh my God.

00:35:44.120 Dude.

00:35:44.360 I don't know. 1.00

00:35:44.800 Women like 18 to 25 range are like mega retarded and annoying as fuck. 1.00

00:35:50.640 Like, I can't even like talk to them. 1.00

00:35:52.500 Like I, I don't even, yeah, no.

00:35:57.580 Yeah.

00:35:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:59.260 Come back when you learn your role.

00:36:02.120 Come back when you learn your ABCs.

00:36:04.080 Yeah.

00:36:04.600 Later twenties.

00:36:05.500 That's what we want, man.

00:36:06.280 We want like the, like the mom wheelhouse there.

00:36:09.380 That's come back when you've been ran through and I can finally, you actually have some moves

00:36:12.500 on you.

00:36:14.080 No, that's not what I'm saying. 0.98

00:36:15.180 I want a 25 year old virgin. 1.00

00:36:16.680 That's what I'm looking for. 0.99

00:36:18.460 Or a toad. 0.56

00:36:19.400 40 year old virgin.

00:36:20.440 Anyways, uh, what is, is top gone gone?

00:36:24.160 Yeah.

00:36:24.300 I don't know.

00:36:25.300 I don't know.

00:36:25.900 I'm assuming it says, uh, internet.

00:36:27.560 I don't know.

00:36:28.420 Yeah.

00:36:28.640 Well, he was saying, or he's back now.

00:36:30.020 He was saying he couldn't, uh, see, uh, Oh, um, are we also going to mention that Elon

00:36:34.540 Musk said that he might bring back every account that has been banned or non, is it, is it

00:36:42.520 for not, which is, which should be the role or doxing.

00:36:45.840 I think it was.

00:36:46.380 Yeah.

00:36:47.200 Except breaking the law or breaking the law.

00:36:49.400 Like, yeah.

00:36:50.020 And honestly, honestly, that should be the rule.

00:36:52.860 Like that, it's like, that's all we've ever wanted.

00:36:55.980 Yeah.

00:36:56.420 It's like, as long as you don't dox, which is very easily to see if you dox somebody spam

00:37:00.860 is extremely easy to see.

00:37:02.600 And then actual, like, I guess it was like crimes to be, I guess, called a violence or

00:37:07.200 like drug trafficking or like child pornography.

00:37:10.700 Yeah.

00:37:10.980 Yeah.

00:37:11.120 It was so funny that they got rid of all the women at Twitter and then also the child pornography 0.67

00:37:15.180 ended. 0.99

00:37:15.640 I know a lot of lefties got upset about the whole fucking, uh, like impersonation thing. 0.95

00:37:20.920 And I'm actually fine with that. 0.94

00:37:22.220 Like, uh, and I know we, we like, we all like what Dennis who, who does that.

00:37:26.160 And it's funny, but, but at the same time, like, like, I think every one of us has probably

00:37:30.920 had at some point some impersonation and it's annoying.

00:37:32.680 And I'm like, and it is like, I have three right now.

00:37:35.800 Yeah.

00:37:36.320 So it's like, I'm fine with them being nuked. 0.99

00:37:38.400 I feel like it's a fair fucking policy. 0.99

00:37:39.580 I'm not. 0.95

00:37:40.260 I think because most of the time, as long as I think it should be like, maybe have parody

00:37:45.720 somewhere in your bio or in your name and then you're good.

00:37:48.920 Look, I am like, I actually, I think it's really, I always think it's really funny to

00:37:52.680 see.

00:37:52.860 Oh, I find it funny too.

00:37:54.040 I thought, I thought what happened to, uh, Kathy Griffin, I just don't have sympathy for

00:37:58.640 her at all. 1.00

00:37:59.080 Cause she promotes all that shit. 1.00

00:38:00.360 And also the, um, the pharma company that lost billions of dollars because someone made 1.00

00:38:07.340 a parody and said that insulin is free now.

00:38:09.460 And it was, uh, something Ellis.

00:38:12.560 Oh dude, those are hilarious.

00:38:13.740 I love those. 0.99

00:38:14.680 I love when a big pharma company takes a shit because some role online said that like insulin 0.99

00:38:20.140 is free or, I mean, it's kind of like the GameStop thing. 1.00

00:38:24.300 It's like, oh yeah.

00:38:25.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:26.220 Fuck over the people. 1.00

00:38:27.320 Uh, what, what, what sucked, what sucked for me was the, uh, the people that are, you 1.00

00:38:31.280 know, parodying quote unquote me, they go and they like, they bad mouth fucking Angela and 1.00

00:38:37.220 Dave and like all these people. 0.99

00:38:38.800 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:38:39.180 Like fuck you, you idiot. 1.00

00:38:39.800 That wasn't you? 1.00

00:38:40.940 No, that wasn't me.

00:38:42.420 This is a good point right here.

00:38:44.720 Yeah.

00:38:45.040 Yeah.

00:38:45.200 Fat Dave does not think imposters should be banned.

00:38:49.540 That's a good point.

00:38:49.640 That's so interesting.

00:38:51.020 Like, I honestly had totally forgotten that you were a parody.

00:38:54.020 Honestly, like you're your own being at this point. 0.94

00:38:56.540 Don't bend pedos either. 0.99

00:38:58.160 Don't bend like child abusers or wife abusers. 0.98

00:39:01.800 Like, let's keep all that. 0.97

00:39:02.680 Like, that's fine.

00:39:03.720 And then everything else.

00:39:05.340 Just doxers.

00:39:06.680 Just doxers.

00:39:07.100 Just doxers.

00:39:07.600 Just doxers.

00:39:08.100 Just doxers.

00:39:08.860 That's right. 1.00

00:39:09.300 Fuck them. 1.00

00:39:09.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:10.160 Cause that means steaming while you're at it.

00:39:11.840 So yeah. 0.99

00:39:12.980 Ban all white women actually. 1.00

00:39:14.580 That would be okay. 0.99

00:39:15.520 It is the funniest thing to me though.

00:39:17.500 That like that picture is it was like before Twitter and after it was like all women. 1.00

00:39:21.140 And then like, it was like Elon Musk with a bunch of dudes.

00:39:23.540 And all of a sudden Twitter is like, gets rid of porn. 0.88

00:39:26.540 Like Donald Trump is back.

00:39:28.460 You know what'd be dope is if they banned anyone above a bachelor's degree.

00:39:32.320 Like I would like to see all of the.

00:39:34.780 Bachelors and above or, or like masters and above.

00:39:37.420 No, I'm saying anything above a bachelor's.

00:39:39.740 So that would include masters and above.

00:39:42.020 Okay.

00:39:42.140 I'm good.

00:39:42.500 I'm safe.

00:39:43.200 I'm safe, baby.

00:39:44.300 I know.

00:39:44.720 I know not all of us have bachelors or below.

00:39:47.060 So let's just go with that.

00:39:48.560 Everyone else.

00:39:49.540 Bye-bye.

00:39:50.460 Yeah.

00:39:50.940 I'm here for it.

00:39:51.500 Yeah.

00:39:52.340 I think only people should get verified.

00:39:54.860 I don't think, I don't think Jordan Peterson really needs to be on Twitter.

00:39:59.960 Like I don't like he's been.

00:40:01.080 For his own health, he really doesn't.

00:40:02.880 No.

00:40:03.220 No bad on Twitter, man.

00:40:04.740 And he is totally like broken my heart as to like who he is now.

00:40:10.120 I know a lot of people will say, oh, that's what he's always been. 1.00

00:40:12.380 You fucking idiot. 1.00

00:40:14.260 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:40:15.400 It's not what he's always been.

00:40:16.440 But he showed his true colors like a few years ago.

00:40:19.260 Oh, Lex Friedman?

00:40:20.400 Gone.

00:40:20.920 Off Twitter.

00:40:21.880 Get him off. 0.98

00:40:22.220 Who?

00:40:22.800 Lex Friedman.

00:40:23.060 Lex Friedman.

00:40:23.840 No bots.

00:40:24.460 No bots for sure.

00:40:25.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:27.260 Just make him do a touring test. 1.00

00:40:28.780 He can't pass this shit. 1.00

00:40:29.580 Dude, it was so funny. 1.00

00:40:30.400 I was talking with Luke and Typo from Breaking.

00:40:35.680 Biting the Bullet.

00:40:36.380 Biting the Bullet.

00:40:37.340 Biting the Bullet.

00:40:38.080 No, Biting the Bullet.

00:40:39.640 Biting the Bullet. 0.98

00:40:40.560 Because they sent a thing that Lex Friedman had on some like CIA fucking spook or something 0.98

00:40:47.160 like that. 0.90

00:40:47.380 And they were talking to him.

00:40:47.940 Yeah.

00:40:48.400 We all know that's his show.

00:40:49.760 Yes.

00:40:50.260 Yes.

00:40:50.440 And the funniest thing is like, and they were like, fine, you can have these guys on,

00:40:54.560 but he never holds their feet to the fire.

00:40:56.180 And I was like, the only person he held the feet to the fire was Cunt, was the guy that 1.00

00:40:59.780 talked about the Jews.

00:41:01.100 Like, that's the only one he was like going after. 1.00

00:41:04.140 You can kill children in fucking Syria. 1.00

00:41:07.100 You can like, I mean, he'll have on vaccine people. 1.00

00:41:09.400 He'll have on everybody and talk about fucking love and like what AI. 1.00

00:41:14.220 It's like, no, fuck you, dude. 1.00

00:41:15.340 You're like, you're having all these fucking spooks. 1.00

00:41:17.720 That's how it is, bro. 0.99

00:41:18.580 Like, antisemitism is the gravest crime.

00:41:20.780 You can, you could be a mass murder. 0.99

00:41:22.420 You have fucking Jon Stewart sitting down with Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton, who 1.00

00:41:26.300 are responsible for the death of untold numbers of innocent human beings. 1.00

00:41:30.760 Some of the poorest people on the fucking planet. 1.00

00:41:33.000 But Kanye West has to have nowhere to speak ever again. 0.99

00:41:37.180 It's the same thing with Alex Jones and Twitter.

00:41:39.380 Like, I would, I really cannot buy that Elon's like, oh, it's because of the kid thing.

00:41:44.160 I really wish he'd just be honest and be like, guys, I can't handle this financially

00:41:47.460 right now.

00:41:47.960 Like, or just not answer it. 1.00

00:41:49.900 Like, I, like this weird gay in between bullshit. 1.00

00:41:52.480 Cause I cannot believe. 1.00

00:41:53.920 I think he's being honest.

00:41:54.240 Oh, you do?

00:41:55.260 Yeah.

00:41:55.560 I do.

00:41:56.240 Tyler said that Lex had the guy on that took down Ross Ulbrich.

00:41:58.880 Yeah.

00:41:59.080 That's what it was.

00:42:00.000 Yeah.

00:42:00.520 Well, he probably talked to him about like, what do you think love is?

00:42:03.760 Like, the reason I believe Elon is because the, the same hit that he took for, you know, 0.99

00:42:09.280 the ESG shit was Trump. 0.99

00:42:10.800 Like, that was, that was their big declaration. 1.00

00:42:13.420 Like you, you allowed Trump to come back on. 0.99

00:42:15.840 We're going to fucking divest, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:42:17.820 So like, really how much worse could it get with Alex Jones? 0.98

00:42:20.460 I guess, I guess the argument would be that they would de-platform him from Apple and Google

00:42:24.520 Play.

00:42:24.960 I think, I think there's a certain level, there's a certain level of autism that once

00:42:28.560 you surpass it, you don't like Alex Jones.

00:42:31.200 Like, uh, what's the name of the guy, uh, the 9-11 dude, Adam Fitzgerald.

00:42:35.480 I like him too.

00:42:36.740 I like him except for that. 0.99

00:42:38.140 Oh, and same with, um, fucking, um, Reed's butt buddy. 0.99

00:42:43.440 Scott Horton? 1.00

00:42:44.340 No.

00:42:45.820 Yeah.

00:42:46.260 Yeah.

00:42:46.440 Ryan Dawson.

00:42:47.200 There are certain levels.

00:42:49.520 There are certain levels of autism just a little bit above ours.

00:42:52.260 And it just makes Alex Jones intolerable to them.

00:42:54.720 It's like, it's like a gene that like, I don't know, maybe it will make meat taste different

00:42:58.920 if like you have this specific mutation.

00:43:00.880 Dude, that's such a great point because that Elon definitely has the Adam level of autism.

00:43:05.540 So this is why he hates Alex Jones.

00:43:07.880 Perfect.

00:43:08.140 But he's fine with Trump.

00:43:08.980 He can understand Trump.

00:43:10.400 He can get it.

00:43:11.180 Like he probably, or something.

00:43:12.360 Imagine being Ryan Dawson or, or Adam Fitzgerald and having this same level of autism, but just

00:43:17.620 like not even a fraction of the success of Elon Musk.

00:43:22.120 Got the richest man on earth.

00:43:23.700 What?

00:43:24.720 I mean, it really is like, either you can choose like being into aerospace engineering 0.99

00:43:30.480 and designing like cars and have that sort of autism or the same fucking type of people 0.98

00:43:35.000 can go into war history. 0.99

00:43:37.500 You could know every terrorist in Afghanistan or you could be building rockets.

00:43:43.260 Yeah.

00:43:44.720 We've all channeled our autism improperly, man.

00:43:49.140 You guys want to move on to the greatest racists we've ever met?

00:43:53.460 Yeah. 0.98

00:43:54.020 Let's talk about this racist lady. 1.00

00:43:55.520 I love this woman more than any woman ever I've ever seen. 0.84

00:43:58.640 To be honest.

00:43:58.820 She, uh, yeah, she's my favorite, uh... 0.99

00:44:01.920 This is, you know, you know who she should fucking marry? 1.00

00:44:05.240 The Colorado shooter's dad. 1.00

00:44:06.340 Like, if you put him, the fucking meth out dude with this based queen, like that is, that's 1.00

00:44:13.220 the apex of based. 0.99

00:44:14.420 He's anti-somatic, whatever that means.

00:44:16.300 I mean, that's just literally every...

00:44:16.920 Anti-somatic.

00:44:18.200 I bet she's anti-somatic. 1.00

00:44:19.120 I don't think that's literally every, that's literally every trailer park.

00:44:21.820 Uh, I mean, it's literally just that guy.

00:44:23.720 But not, not so many of them have, like, committed crimes on camera, like this black 1.00

00:44:27.420 lady, and then their son went out and shot five, you know, gay people. 0.97

00:44:30.640 I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it past them. 0.97

00:44:33.300 I mean, honestly.

00:44:34.140 She threw a rock at homeboy. 0.99

00:44:35.100 Yeah, but after you've been stalking the fuck out of her. 0.99

00:44:37.840 I don't think you're allowed to throw a rock still. 0.86

00:44:39.840 I don't know.

00:44:40.320 I think it's a gray area.

00:44:41.620 Okay.

00:44:43.700 I throw stones at glass houses, so. 0.70

00:44:46.660 You'd be a great defense attorney.

00:44:48.500 I'm pretty sure that's a gray area, your honor.

00:44:51.560 The rock was gray.

00:44:52.720 It's fine.

00:44:53.720 So while you have your, while you have your browser open, show us your history.

00:44:59.680 We've talked about this, doing this before about going through, uh, we like, we have

00:45:03.260 to give up our either YouTube or search history and just let the entire, uh, like group just

00:45:09.140 gang, just roast it. 0.99

00:45:10.720 I think it'd be, I think it'd be a great just bit for us to do, but I don't know how it could

00:45:14.720 work very well.

00:45:16.640 Yeah.

00:45:17.140 My search history is boring, but yeah.

00:45:19.640 Mine is all stuff that you guys have told me to look up for the show.

00:45:22.640 So I have, yeah, I'm sure.

00:45:24.200 Yeah.

00:45:25.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:25.620 It's like, I like listening to women moan over, uh, like Alex Jones talking about the fucking 1.00

00:45:44.220 Sandy Hook shooter. 1.00

00:45:44.900 That'd be so fucking fun. 0.99

00:45:46.500 It'd be false flag, teen gagging, false flag, teen gagging. 1.00

00:45:53.760 Just deep.

00:45:54.740 Unironically.

00:45:55.220 Deep throat noises and gunshots.

00:45:56.820 That's what I like to hear.

00:45:58.020 I've said this multiple times, but I guess I just have an itching to really dig into it

00:46:01.240 and I haven't got a guest yet for it.

00:46:02.800 And I don't, and it's also like, I'd have to do an Aussie exclusive. 0.99

00:46:05.220 I genuinely think, I don't know all the claims Alex made, but there was a lot of fucky shit 0.99

00:46:09.120 going on with that. 0.99

00:46:09.980 I'll say that again.

00:46:10.540 I remember getting into it, uh, about a year after it happened.

00:46:14.320 And that was like one of my first things I was getting into conspiracy theories. 0.95

00:46:17.500 I was, because I was like, this is fucky.

00:46:19.760 Like, I just remember that the, the one thing I, two things I remember. 0.99

00:46:23.460 One was the, uh, it's fucky, it's fucky, man. 1.00

00:46:27.720 Fucky wucky. 1.00

00:46:29.000 Uh, there's that, there's that aerial picture of the, um, fucky wucky doodle all the day. 0.99

00:46:36.740 The aerial picture of the cops keeping out the ambulances. 0.93

00:46:39.940 That's the one that really like that.

00:46:41.700 I remember.

00:46:42.040 And I remember the video of the parents laughing before they started immediately crying on camera.

00:46:47.640 We're talking about Sandy Hook, right?

00:46:49.220 Yes.

00:46:49.400 Sandy Hook.

00:46:49.760 Yeah.

00:46:50.060 What about the, uh, wasn't there like, uh, cause this was mentioned when I was on a PRL

00:46:53.520 the other night, there was a video of like a guy getting tackled in the woods outside

00:46:57.520 of the school.

00:46:58.020 And then they were just like, nope, that didn't happen.

00:46:59.940 And it never was shown again.

00:47:01.320 Is that true?

00:47:02.400 I think so.

00:47:03.240 Yeah.

00:47:03.320 I believe they were also, they were, they were running a, um, some sort of like test.

00:47:07.800 I thought they were running a, um, a test run on if, uh, what would happen to your

00:47:12.880 school shooting at the same time.

00:47:14.440 There was something weird going on. 0.99

00:47:15.780 There is a lot of weird shit and it's hard to find the information because a lot of that shit's been 0.98

00:47:18.960 scrubbed off the internet now. 0.99

00:47:20.000 What was that?

00:47:20.420 What was that?

00:47:20.720 What was that?

00:47:21.300 Uh, that one YouTube video you found that floats around, Jose, that documentary.

00:47:25.260 I couldn't remember what it's called.

00:47:26.340 I wish I had it saved somewhere.

00:47:27.340 I might have it saved somewhere.

00:47:28.480 Oh yeah.

00:47:28.660 I never watched that.

00:47:29.560 Yeah.

00:47:29.660 I watched like the first, uh, like 45 minutes.

00:47:32.460 Uh, yeah, it was, it was like agenda 201, but they ran a test for Sandy Hook. 0.99

00:47:36.720 It was like a long and dry and they go into like weird, weird little, uh, like, you know, 0.86

00:47:42.180 pigeon holes or whatever the fuck the term is. 0.99

00:47:43.980 And it's weird, but like, it's boring as fuck, but there's a lot of weird shit in there. 0.99

00:47:48.000 Like a lot, my favorite thing about how they constantly run these drills for different 0.99

00:47:52.620 terrorists or white supremacist attacks or whatever is like, then when they happen, everyone's

00:47:57.680 just like, is this a drill? 0.82

00:47:58.780 Is this a drill? 0.99

00:47:59.300 The same shit happened on nine 11. 0.99

00:48:00.720 Like it happens constantly. 1.00

00:48:01.820 I'm like, maybe you guys should stop drilling this shit because now every time anything happens, 0.99

00:48:05.480 you're just like, you don't believe it's actually happening. 0.99

00:48:07.460 So it seems totally kind of productive.

00:48:09.380 No, no, no.

00:48:10.000 It's better if, if everybody just doesn't believe that it's true.

00:48:13.220 I'm not going to lie.

00:48:14.100 There's always a lot.

00:48:14.920 No, no, no, no, I think he's, what he's saying is in the moment people are getting shot at

00:48:18.260 and they're like, is this a drill? 0.99

00:48:19.380 Am I like, are we, I think that's what he's totally fucked up. 0.94

00:48:24.400 He's like, no, it's, it's better if the cops think that no one's ever actually in a live 0.95

00:48:28.220 shooting situation.

00:48:29.260 Like, I'm not so sure about that. 0.84

00:48:30.780 As a man who's been around a lot of shootings, it's like, it's, it's bizarre to see white people. 0.90

00:48:37.320 Every time there's a shooting, run away from you. 0.91

00:48:39.700 No, they, they don't move.

00:48:41.780 They go, they shoot like someone's shooting. 0.92

00:48:44.420 And the white people go, what's that?

00:48:46.160 It's like, they're almost embarrassed to like, like immediately start running. 0.98

00:48:49.980 Black people, there's a shot and they're like off to the races. 1.00

00:48:52.840 I mean, it's like cockroaches, man. 1.00

00:48:54.260 Just out.

00:48:55.260 Well, that's because it's ingrained.

00:48:57.120 I had to go with cockroaches. 0.53

00:48:58.420 Jesus Christ.

00:48:58.560 Hey, that's what they do.

00:48:59.900 I'm just saying.

00:49:00.400 They're not Jewish. 0.99

00:49:01.140 No, no. 0.99

00:49:01.640 Like more like monkeys.

00:49:03.020 Cole, the term is moon crickets.

00:49:06.340 We remember that.

00:49:08.120 All right.

00:49:08.460 Let's play the video.

00:49:09.220 They don't go springing away. 0.96

00:49:10.440 But it's, uh, it's ingrained in black people, man. 0.96

00:49:13.440 They're born with the instinct to run as soon as they hear it. 0.94

00:49:15.840 That's literally why they have that extra.

00:49:18.580 It's a correct instinct.

00:49:20.780 It's a correct instinct.

00:49:21.900 All right.

00:49:22.460 So this is, uh, taking place at a gas station.

00:49:25.600 So they always do.

00:49:26.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:27.180 You're racist. 0.99

00:49:27.900 That's what you said. 0.99

00:49:28.500 That's what I said.

00:49:29.560 What did you say? 1.00

00:49:30.240 It's not against the law, bitch. 1.00

00:49:31.740 You heard what I said. 1.00

00:49:33.080 Go eat your dog with some rice.

00:49:34.440 Black power. 0.99

00:49:35.240 It's not against the law yet.

00:49:37.820 And I assume this woman, she's yelling at is Asian. 1.00

00:49:40.420 Yes.

00:49:41.220 She said, go eat your dog with some rice. 1.00

00:49:43.720 That's what I said.

00:49:45.140 Go eat your dog with some rice.

00:49:47.380 In Washington. 1.00

00:49:48.260 Bitch. 1.00

00:49:49.300 What I said. 1.00

00:49:51.080 It's not against the law.

00:49:52.380 The Raiders. 1.00

00:49:53.680 Harded ass, bitch. 1.00

00:49:54.600 Record her funky smash face ass. 1.00

00:49:57.580 You said go eat your dog with some fucking rice? 1.00

00:49:59.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:00.360 Yeah, post that.

00:50:01.400 Yeah, post that. 1.00

00:50:02.900 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:50:03.820 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:50:05.240 Oh, I did. 1.00

00:50:07.360 You don't look good, but I did.

00:50:10.280 I mean, look at the difference in the car years. 0.67

00:50:12.740 And your kid is laughing at you being racist. 1.00

00:50:14.980 Go do some nails or some feet or something, bitch. 1.00

00:50:23.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:24.280 She posts this thinking that she's the good person.

00:50:27.060 Yeah.

00:50:27.380 Yeah.

00:50:28.060 Like, she's like, do you see this?

00:50:29.860 I'm thinking down the point of my letter. 0.99

00:50:31.640 You'll suck me long time. 1.00

00:50:33.040 You suck me long time. 1.00

00:50:37.760 Oh, what a way to end it. 1.00

00:50:39.000 Oh, my God. 0.96

00:50:40.180 You're racist? 0.98

00:50:40.780 Oh, I love that. 0.96

00:50:41.640 What an absolute queen. 1.00

00:50:42.940 I just, like, I can't imagine posting that being like, can you imagine she did this and

00:50:46.980 not, like, have the realization that she's like, can you imagine what she was saying before?

00:50:50.280 She roasted you, bro.

00:50:51.640 Can you imagine what she was saying before she started recording? 1.00

00:50:53.540 She must have laid down some heinous shit even before. 1.00

00:50:57.440 Because, I mean, you don't just immediately start recording, like, when someone starts 0.99

00:51:00.200 talking. 1.00

00:51:00.360 Go eat your dog with some rice, bitch. 1.00

00:51:04.880 It's if Jesse Pinkman was racist and a black woman. 1.00

00:51:07.600 That's literally what this is. 0.98

00:51:08.920 Oh, yeah.

00:51:10.140 And why is she wearing a poncho? 0.98

00:51:12.860 Because she's black. 1.00

00:51:13.600 Dude, she's fucking rad. 1.00

00:51:15.040 Do not question her attire. 0.99

00:51:16.260 Wait, Jose, so you said you would marry this woman? 0.93

00:51:18.540 You would marry the black woman, right? 1.00

00:51:20.140 I mean, obviously, I'm not, like, into her physically, but, like, spiritually, mentally, 0.96

00:51:25.080 emotionally, dude, we are...

00:51:26.520 I bet you could have some very deep conversations.

00:51:29.040 Oh, really?

00:51:29.380 You know, really? 1.00

00:51:29.900 She has a thick black ass, so you do like that. 1.00

00:51:33.180 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:51:33.720 I mean, probably, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:51:35.340 Fucking disgusting. 1.00

00:51:36.860 But, honestly, like, if you guys see the fucking video of the Asian girl after, she is gorgeous. 1.00

00:51:42.920 But I love the fact that the black lady did not give a fuck. 1.00

00:51:45.760 She triples down on it. 1.00

00:51:47.160 She goes harder.

00:51:47.860 Then she gets in her car, and she's just like, wait, I got one more banger. 0.94

00:51:52.800 Let's roll down this window. 1.00

00:51:54.220 I suck you long time, you bitch, you fucking... 1.00

00:51:57.160 You pan-face hoe. 1.00

00:52:00.020 What led up to this happening?

00:52:02.160 Do we know?

00:52:03.460 That's what I'm saying.

00:52:04.240 I think it must have been even...

00:52:05.600 We must have missed out on some actual comedy even more gold there.

00:52:09.860 But, like, the Asian woman... 1.00

00:52:11.200 Yeah, she must have smashed face. 1.00

00:52:14.000 I mean, I'm going to assume it was some sort of, you know, vehicle type thing.

00:52:18.420 You know, Asians, cars. 1.00

00:52:19.540 But, I don't know.

00:52:20.380 What I'm saying is, like, well, if you looked at the...

00:52:22.860 Like, I was like...

00:52:23.680 It tells it when there's a difference between the cars. 1.00

00:52:25.940 The black lady was in, like, an old fucking suburban. 1.00

00:52:29.800 Like, probably in the early 2000s suburban. 0.99

00:52:33.240 And then, you look at the single...

00:52:36.000 It's definitely a single Asian lady, correct? 1.00

00:52:39.120 I mean, we're not going to...

00:52:39.880 I mean, young single Asian... 1.00

00:52:41.380 No, it is.

00:52:41.400 It's a single Asian lady. 1.00

00:52:42.320 Exactly. 1.00

00:52:43.060 And she's getting into, like, a new fucking car. 1.00

00:52:47.040 And then she's complaining about, like, racism. 1.00

00:52:50.040 Like, this is like...

00:52:51.280 Oh, my God.

00:52:52.100 That's what I love about this.

00:52:52.940 Here's the reality. 1.00

00:52:53.920 Black people are tremendously racist towards Asian people. 1.00

00:52:56.720 And you know what? 1.00

00:52:57.620 I support it.

00:52:58.620 It's awesome.

00:52:59.080 I'm here for it.

00:52:59.620 Yeah.

00:53:00.160 Yeah.

00:53:01.300 Honestly, give it back.

00:53:03.080 Asians, if you can do it, give it back. 0.99

00:53:04.320 Yeah, I was just about to say that.

00:53:05.280 That's really the problem, is that the Asian people don't fire back. 1.00

00:53:09.380 Yeah, like, she's giving back, like, oh, you're being racist?

00:53:13.260 And, like, that's not an old.

00:53:14.160 I was just like, what are you going to do? 1.00

00:53:15.480 Go commit a drive-by now, bitch? 1.00

00:53:17.740 Yes. 1.00

00:53:18.220 Thank you.

00:53:18.760 This is where I wanted to go with this. 0.99

00:53:20.580 I want to fucking... 0.99

00:53:21.480 I want to pretend as if we are doing the same thing, but to different races. 1.00

00:53:25.840 Let's go.

00:53:26.080 And then we could have seen karate versus whatever weird, like, African martial arts was going 1.00

00:53:30.740 to happen with a black lady. 1.00

00:53:31.780 I mean, it was going to be great. 0.98

00:53:33.080 Go do taekwondo, you Bruce Lee-looking hoe. 1.00

00:53:37.980 It would be great. 0.98

00:53:39.080 If she escalated this, we could have seen, like, a cat fight between Asians and black 1.00

00:53:44.840 lady. 0.76

00:53:45.300 I mean, it would have been great.

00:53:46.200 Oh, dude, the Asian lady would have got mopped from her. 1.00

00:53:48.240 Are you kidding me?

00:53:49.120 Oh, destroyed.

00:53:49.580 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:49.820 I mean, she would have brought out some fucking yoga poses or whatever and tried to... 1.00

00:53:53.160 But the black lady would just grab her hair, fucking throw her down. 1.00

00:53:57.100 Go eat some falafel, you fucking camel jockey, bitch. 1.00

00:54:00.500 Oh, that's true. 1.00

00:54:04.180 Vincent Martin said, there's a single Asian lady. 1.00

00:54:06.420 Guys, some autistic libertarian will try to snatch her up. 1.00

00:54:09.360 That's 100% true.

00:54:10.500 Oh, for 40 for duty.

00:54:13.000 Dude, she definitely should have thrown a ball.

00:54:14.580 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:54:15.120 Go back home to your 20 children who all have absentee fathers, bitch. 1.00

00:54:19.780 I think, really, we need more racism, not less. 1.00

00:54:22.240 I think because if we have more, we can unite in our racism.

00:54:24.940 Thank you.

00:54:25.320 The one thing that unites us is the thing that divides us.

00:54:29.040 It's a beautiful thing.

00:54:30.780 Hate is the great equalizer.

00:54:33.000 I mean, why did we pretend that we don't hate each other?

00:54:37.440 Like, Jesus.

00:54:38.120 Like, you don't talk to anybody out in public.

00:54:41.220 Like, you're going around because you don't want to talk to anybody.

00:54:44.240 You don't want to be in their lives.

00:54:45.900 Perfect example.

00:54:46.620 Look how united we are with someone like Patriot J.

00:54:49.240 Black dude, if he were on the show right now and he were watching that video, he would 0.98

00:54:53.100 be laughing harder at it than any of us. 0.98

00:54:55.240 And because of that, we forget about the black thing. 0.96

00:54:58.040 Exactly.

00:54:58.880 And then, same thing, we would also have the philosopher and her husband.

00:55:04.040 Not philosopher.

00:55:04.620 No.

00:55:05.640 Yeah.

00:55:06.500 Yeah, philosopher.

00:55:07.520 No, but I'm thinking of the other guy we had, the other Asians we had on.

00:55:12.260 Nico.

00:55:12.480 Shane.

00:55:13.020 Shane. 1.00

00:55:14.040 We never had Nico on, but yeah, Shane is the fucking face as well. 1.00

00:55:17.780 He'd be on here, he'd be laughing his ass off at, like, go eat your rice and dog. 0.99

00:55:21.980 Because of that, we forget about the Asian thing.

00:55:23.920 We move past it, you know?

00:55:25.480 Dude, we are united, yeah.

00:55:26.960 And he forgets about that we're white. 0.97

00:55:28.860 He hates us, too. 0.97

00:55:29.680 This is the thing.

00:55:30.360 Like, this is, it's a give and take. 1.00

00:55:32.440 Dude, we're united with Patriot J on the fact that Brad Palumbo is a faggot. 1.00

00:55:37.440 We do have another video of the follow-up. 1.00

00:55:39.500 I've seen a couple people in the chat.

00:55:40.820 I was kind of hoping we could riff until Top comes back. 0.99

00:55:43.980 I don't know what the fuck's going on with him. 0.99

00:55:45.480 Something is going on. 1.00

00:55:46.340 Oh, he's Puerto Rican. 0.90

00:55:48.740 His children probably got stabbed or something. 0.97

00:55:51.980 Not again.

00:55:54.760 Or he got stabbed.

00:55:56.160 It's a whole Lewis thing.

00:55:57.620 We're going to.

00:55:58.220 What is the Puerto Rican?

00:55:59.040 His son's going to be a mid-level comic and a mid-level, like, podcast magnet.

00:56:04.680 It's going to be great.

00:56:05.500 What is the Puerto Rican, like?

00:56:07.060 You don't think Gas Digital is a big podcast, like, company?

00:56:09.800 Uh, it's not small, for sure.

00:56:13.520 I don't know if I.

00:56:14.120 Mid-level.

00:56:14.680 Mid-level.

00:56:15.200 It's like high mids.

00:56:16.340 High mids.

00:56:17.000 Low tops.

00:56:17.440 It's still mid-level.

00:56:18.640 I don't understand.

00:56:19.260 Like.

00:56:19.340 I think it's high mids.

00:56:20.460 Low tops.

00:56:21.000 Somewhere in that room.

00:56:21.320 If you're high middle class.

00:56:22.580 If you're upper middle class.

00:56:23.560 The middle class is the biggest part of that thing.

00:56:25.640 Name a bigger network.

00:56:27.660 Um.

00:56:27.980 Yeah.

00:56:28.180 Your mom's house is definitely a bigger network.

00:56:31.400 Does more numbers.

00:56:32.960 Overall.

00:56:34.140 That's probably true.

00:56:35.120 But in terms of, like.

00:56:36.160 They don't have nearly as much.

00:56:37.020 I mean, for the niche they're hitting, though, I think they're probably actually the top of

00:56:39.760 what they do.

00:56:40.980 Like, of what Gas goes for, the angle they're working, I think they are probably the top

00:56:45.800 network.

00:56:46.860 If I sell, like, a certain trinket to a very niche, like, market, I can be like, oh, I'm

00:56:52.260 huge in this market, so I'm there for it.

00:56:53.800 Offensive comedy is that niche?

00:56:55.720 Is that really that niche?

00:56:57.080 Like, let's be real.

00:56:57.740 And I don't know what their numbers are. 0.99

00:56:58.980 They could blow other shit out of the water for all I fucking know. 0.99

00:57:00.860 Yeah, YMH. 0.99

00:57:01.440 I mean, and then, uh, there's another one out there that's like.

00:57:05.000 If you're gonna go by total download numbers, and it doesn't even need to be a network.

00:57:07.940 Rogan destroys everybody, so.

00:57:09.480 Oh, yeah.

00:57:09.860 Like, you have to have some level of, like, I don't know.

00:57:12.720 Um, I bet, I bet the, um, those guys, uh, Good Mythical Morning, I bet their podcast

00:57:17.420 network.

00:57:17.640 Yeah, they're pretty huge.

00:57:19.760 They destroy.

00:57:20.600 I guarantee Gas does more than Compound.

00:57:22.500 Yeah, Good Mythical Morning is really huge.

00:57:24.620 Blaze, Blaze probably does more.

00:57:26.160 Yeah.

00:57:26.300 Have you ever watched a compound media show?

00:57:28.360 I haven't.

00:57:29.220 No.

00:57:29.640 No.

00:57:29.820 I know of some of them, but I don't care enough to go to the network to watch them. 0.98

00:57:32.480 Oh, the fucking Daily Wire probably does more. 0.98

00:57:35.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:35.720 Um, fucking not. 1.00

00:57:37.240 But they, but they, but they've put, like, tens of millions of dollars into that bitch, 1.00

00:57:40.320 so. 0.99

00:57:40.960 Yeah.

00:57:41.280 And the Daily Wire?

00:57:42.320 Yeah.

00:57:43.220 What are you doing? 0.99

00:57:43.460 Because they signed fucking Jordan Peterson and all these people. 1.00

00:57:46.420 Oh, Daily Wire signed Jordan Peterson? 1.00

00:57:47.880 Dude.

00:57:48.160 Yeah.

00:57:48.340 And it's completely run by Jews. 1.00

00:57:49.820 So they have fucking, where's this money coming from? 1.00

00:57:52.180 Jordan Peterson. 1.00

00:57:53.000 They have a whole bunch of people.

00:57:53.200 Ben Shapiro.

00:57:54.500 Where's, where's their money coming from? 0.99

00:57:56.080 It's Shapiro's op, so it's fucking, you know where it comes from. 0.96

00:57:58.980 I would, I wonder if we can actually look up where they're, like, where the funding is 0.96

00:58:07.960 on that, because.

00:58:08.860 It's just, you dig and it just stops somewhere.

00:58:10.880 You hit a private business.

00:58:12.000 It's a private business.

00:58:12.920 It's not publicly traded.

00:58:13.880 They don't have any reason to disclose it.

00:58:14.480 It hits, it hits the whaling wall.

00:58:16.820 They're somehow getting funded by FTX.

00:58:22.000 It's like, you just, you just find some weird offshore account number.

00:58:24.860 That's it.

00:58:25.240 It's just an option.

00:58:25.780 And like, you're like, well, that's the end of it there.

00:58:28.020 Just.

00:58:28.780 Blaze Network, I think, is the biggest, or the, like, the most money from an independent

00:58:33.820 podcast network, from what I've heard.

00:58:36.140 Yeah, because they have Glenn Beck, and they have Steven Crowder.

00:58:42.020 Eric July.

00:58:42.940 Eric July.

00:58:44.160 He doesn't have his own show, but he has.

00:58:45.640 Patriot Jay.

00:58:47.360 Is Patriot Jay on Blaze?

00:58:48.660 Isn't he?

00:58:49.480 The more I talk about it, the more.

00:58:50.800 I thought he writes for Breitbart.

00:58:53.340 Oh, no, he's Breitbart. 1.00

00:58:54.480 Fuck. 1.00

00:58:56.200 I'd say they're lower tops. 1.00

00:58:57.620 If you're comparing it to everybody else.

00:58:58.420 They're still a mid-no.

00:58:59.080 They're still a mid-no.

00:58:59.560 But especially now, if you narrow it down to comedy, they're in the top, the tippy top.

00:59:03.680 And now if you narrow it down to, like, offensive comedy, they are the top.

00:59:06.800 Okay.

00:59:07.180 Offensive comedy, yes.

00:59:08.240 But I still.

00:59:08.920 I still.

00:59:09.920 I still don't even know why we're talking about this.

00:59:11.900 Sorry.

00:59:12.980 I'm sorry.

00:59:14.880 Yeah.

00:59:15.060 Because Jose is autistic, and he couldn't allow me to. 0.99

00:59:17.880 Oh, that's right.

00:59:18.420 What did that slip?

00:59:19.180 We have to watch. 0.99

00:59:20.020 We can't be talking shit about our daddies like that. 1.00

00:59:22.480 We have to watch more racism here. 1.00

00:59:24.160 And I haven't seen.

00:59:24.780 Is this other video of the same lady?

00:59:27.560 Yeah.

00:59:27.820 Same lady. 0.95

00:59:28.300 Let's go play it.

00:59:29.360 Oh, boy. 1.00

00:59:29.380 Fuck it. 1.00

00:59:29.560 Let's not race properly. 1.00

00:59:30.800 I don't know how we have multiple videos of the same lady. 1.00

00:59:32.860 Is this the one that Clint was talking about, like, where you could see her?

00:59:35.320 Is that the whole point?

00:59:37.360 I don't know.

00:59:38.820 This is a follow-up.

00:59:39.740 Someone came at.

00:59:40.340 Some reporter tried to talk to her. 1.00

00:59:41.920 Like, you're racist. 0.66

00:59:42.480 Oh, that's what this is. 0.91

00:59:44.320 Hi.

00:59:44.700 Are you LaDonna?

00:59:46.080 I am.

00:59:46.460 That's a great name.

00:59:47.220 Ma'am, I just.

00:59:48.280 Have you seen the video of you hurling all those racial slurs?

00:59:51.640 I'm a journalist.

00:59:52.480 I just wanted to know.

00:59:53.200 Get your side of the story.

00:59:54.620 I don't got no side of the story.

00:59:56.000 Why are you on our property?

00:59:58.000 Yes.

00:59:58.320 Hell yeah. 0.72

00:59:59.200 Are you using all those racial slurs?

01:00:01.000 You don't.

01:00:02.100 Would you like to say that?

01:00:03.380 Oh, he is.

01:00:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:06.600 Why are you recording my car?

01:00:07.920 Oh, look at a rim.

01:00:08.920 Would you like to share your side of the story, ma'am?

01:00:11.260 Why are you on my property?

01:00:12.840 Why are you recording my car? 1.00

01:00:13.180 Fuck that cheek. 1.00

01:00:13.780 How about that's my side? 1.00

01:00:14.760 If you just come down and talk to me, I'll leave.

01:00:17.240 I don't have to talk to you. 1.00

01:00:18.380 I don't know you shit. 1.00

01:00:19.440 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:00:19.940 I'm a local journalist to see if you wanted to share. 1.00

01:00:22.120 I don't give a fuck who you are. 0.98

01:00:23.700 You want to share your side of the story? 1.00

01:00:25.060 He's with the Cho Show.

01:00:27.140 I wonder what he is.

01:00:27.600 I want to give you an opportunity.

01:00:29.740 Why are you on my property recording my cheek?

01:00:32.240 Well, I'm on a public street, ma'am.

01:00:35.220 Would you like to just share your side of the story?

01:00:38.700 Do you have any regrets hurling all of those racial slurs at that Asian woman?

01:00:43.060 I don't have to come and talk to you about nothing.

01:00:47.240 I know, but you know your video is everywhere. 0.99

01:00:51.220 I don't give a fuck. 0.97

01:00:53.420 Would you like to just come down and maybe apologize? 0.99

01:00:55.940 For what?

01:00:57.020 For all those racial slurs. 0.99

01:00:59.040 You called me a nigga. 0.94

01:00:59.620 Catching 45, so this is in Seattle, and that is 100% Section 8 housing. 0.89

01:01:03.580 Do you have evidence of that?

01:01:04.720 This is where she goes off the rails. 0.99

01:01:06.060 She had to fire back with the other racist cards. 0.99

01:01:10.160 Do you have evidence of that? 1.00

01:01:11.840 What the fuck are you doing, though? 0.99

01:01:13.480 I want to wait for you to come down to talk. 1.00

01:01:15.960 She was handling this perfectly up until then.

01:01:18.240 I'm cool with lying.

01:01:19.060 I think it's pretty good. 1.00

01:01:19.940 Just tell her to fuck off. 1.00

01:01:21.180 That's all you do. 1.00

01:01:21.600 Tell him to fuck off. 1.00

01:01:22.320 Fuck you and fuck her. 1.00

01:01:23.540 There you go. 1.00

01:01:24.160 That's all right.

01:01:24.700 That's what you do.

01:01:25.280 Would you like to apologize for being racist?

01:01:27.200 For what? 1.00

01:01:29.140 Like the fuck I said, that bitch called me a nigger. 1.00

01:01:31.840 She yelled all these racial slurs at an Asian woman. 1.00

01:01:35.500 Who cares?

01:01:37.740 Yeah.

01:01:38.100 She was caught on video.

01:01:39.300 Oh, I thought he had a gun.

01:01:40.760 I thought she thought he had a gun.

01:01:41.900 He came out with a gun. 1.00

01:01:43.140 I'd like to say, fuck you. 1.00

01:01:45.320 Yes. 1.00

01:01:45.760 Are you a racist? 0.75

01:01:46.640 I'm an Asian man here recording my car. 0.62

01:01:48.500 Asian man.

01:01:49.140 I love it.

01:01:49.500 I love it.

01:01:49.960 I love it.

01:01:50.340 I love it.

01:01:50.720 I love it.

01:01:51.220 I knew it.

01:01:51.940 A Cho Show. 0.71

01:01:52.440 He's a journalist.

01:01:53.320 Oh, yeah.

01:01:53.700 The Cho Show.

01:01:54.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:56.040 Get the fuck out of my mother. 1.00

01:01:58.280 I hope she takes a bike walk to him like Asian. 1.00

01:02:00.080 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:02:01.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:02.840 Get your bitch ass on. 1.00

01:02:06.760 LaDonna. 1.00

01:02:09.020 Why are you throwing rocks at me?

01:02:11.420 Why are you throwing rocks?

01:02:12.720 I just want your side of the story.

01:02:15.560 LaDonna, stop throwing rocks. 1.00

01:02:18.560 Eat a dick, Asian man. 1.00

01:02:21.320 Or with rice. 1.00

01:02:22.400 You know how it goes.

01:02:23.320 Or with rice.

01:02:24.320 You know how it goes.

01:02:26.020 She plays the hits, baby. 0.99

01:02:28.040 She goes back to the ones. 1.00

01:02:30.120 Eat a dick, Asian man. 1.00

01:02:31.840 Dude, I genuinely think that's 100% justified. 1.00

01:02:34.540 Like, let's be real. 0.98

01:02:35.240 He was fucking, like, for one, this is a non-issue. 0.99

01:02:38.560 Like, it wasn't even like she committed a crime or did anything crazy. 1.00

01:02:41.300 He was harassing her, fucking following her around over this dumb bullshit. 1.00

01:02:45.440 And she's like, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. 1.00

01:02:47.440 And he didn't listen. 1.00

01:02:48.480 Wham! 1.00

01:02:48.860 And fucking threw it. 1.00

01:02:50.020 Awful throw. 1.00

01:02:50.840 And this was definitely in Washington State, by the way, I'm pretty sure.

01:02:53.740 Like, because she had a Washington plate.

01:02:55.500 And there's no way that California looks at that.

01:02:57.660 On the first book and video, Totus said Capitol Hill.

01:03:00.080 It was like something Hill, Washington.

01:03:01.860 Like, it's actually.

01:03:04.020 Oh. 1.00

01:03:06.300 She's a real-ass nigger. 1.00

01:03:07.560 I'll give her that. 1.00

01:03:07.860 That's right, David.

01:03:08.720 Yeah.

01:03:09.020 No.

01:03:09.620 She might not be lying. 0.96

01:03:12.040 It's possible the Asian lady did call her a nigger. 1.00

01:03:14.100 I don't know. 0.87

01:03:14.200 Yeah.

01:03:14.520 I mean, I would say this either way.

01:03:16.040 A lot of people would say this is when keeping it real goes wrong.

01:03:18.080 I disagree.

01:03:19.140 She kept it perfectly real.

01:03:21.280 I, even though Jose disagrees, I think she should have just stuck with the line of, 0.99

01:03:26.480 who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:03:27.540 What the fuck does this matter? 0.99

01:03:28.960 Apologize for what? 1.00

01:03:29.940 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:03:31.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:31.360 Like, I loved it.

01:03:32.380 I loved everything about it.

01:03:32.960 Yeah.

01:03:33.100 I like how the most horrible thing that either of these women did was use racial slurs. 1.00

01:03:39.060 I think the nigger thing was one of two things. 1.00

01:03:41.840 It was either, it did genuinely happen. 0.96

01:03:44.620 And like, she just like, she spotted with racism.

01:03:47.000 I don't think it happened. 1.00

01:03:48.200 Or she straight up lied and was more just like a leave me alone, kind of like, fuck 1.00

01:03:52.560 off. 1.00

01:03:53.120 And I'm fine with that.

01:03:53.960 I can kind of believe it.

01:03:54.660 Well, she starts, because the way the left works, if you make a counter argument that

01:04:00.160 you have been offended via racial slur, well then, now it's like, we don't know what the 0.98

01:04:05.280 fuck to do. 0.96

01:04:05.960 Like, the left is just like, I don't know who to defend. 1.00

01:04:08.440 It's racist self-defense at that point.

01:04:11.780 It's racist musical chairs is actually what it is. 0.99

01:04:14.100 It's just like, whoever can get that racist seat last, I mean, they fucking win. 0.98

01:04:18.360 If a trans person had walked up, they would have been like, well, now, now someone, someone's 0.99

01:04:23.800 at the highest level.

01:04:24.800 Can't beat that.

01:04:25.420 Well, this is what happened with the, because I was here, like, reporting with the whole 0.99

01:04:28.500 fucking shooting. 0.98

01:04:29.400 And like, the guy was just like, I'm non-binary. 1.00

01:04:31.580 And they were just like, well, what the fuck do we do now? 0.76

01:04:35.960 They were asking about, like, is this a hate crime? 0.95

01:04:38.580 And it's like, how can he, I mean, like, now the whole thing is ruined.

01:04:42.640 Like, they can't call it a hate crime.

01:04:43.420 It breaks their brains. 0.65

01:04:44.280 It breaks their brains.

01:04:45.360 It was a crime of love.

01:04:46.720 It was a crime of passion.

01:04:47.520 Yeah.

01:04:48.620 Well, that's what I said in the group chat.

01:04:50.400 I was like, your honor, it definitely, it wasn't a hate crime.

01:04:53.380 I killed those people with nothing but love in my heart. 1.00

01:04:56.340 Dude, the best part about this shit, are bullets in their heads. 1.00

01:04:59.800 The best part about this shit is that because he's, he's going by they, them, you now have 1.00

01:05:05.080 a singular defendant that you have to refer to in the plural. 1.00

01:05:09.780 I want to watch, I want to watch this trial just for that.

01:05:12.960 It'll be so funny to be like, could you please bring they in, they in, and you're just like, 0.99

01:05:17.980 and just one dude walks in and you're like, the fuck? 0.96

01:05:20.340 What I love is that they're going to, because all these legal documents that they're going 0.99

01:05:25.340 to have to do, they're going to have to refer to them as they, them.

01:05:27.640 And I hope like in one instance, they, they mess up and they put like him or he or something

01:05:32.100 like that. 0.99

01:05:32.380 And they have a fucking mistrial. 0.99

01:05:32.920 And they have a mistrial. 0.99

01:05:34.440 And so he makes it completely off.

01:05:36.260 Because he just did.

01:05:38.060 That would be the best.

01:05:39.440 That would be the best way this ends.

01:05:41.320 This stenographer goes to jail for misgendering this person.

01:05:44.540 Oh my God.

01:05:45.000 I mean, by the way, they're going multiple different sentences.

01:05:51.960 He's going by Mix Aldridge.

01:05:54.040 It's MX.

01:05:55.000 So it's not Mr. Mister or whatever.

01:05:56.640 It's Mix.

01:05:57.100 He's one of Elon Musk's new.

01:05:58.680 That's right.

01:05:59.140 Yeah.

01:06:00.000 Dude, a little bit of an aside, but I, me and my wife booked a cruise in a, I think like

01:06:05.700 a month or so.

01:06:06.740 Dude, it comes to me out.

01:06:07.520 You didn't invite all of us, but all right, go ahead.

01:06:09.100 I mean, you're welcome to come.

01:06:10.160 It should have been the tower cruise.

01:06:12.720 I will send you guys the information.

01:06:14.340 You're genuinely interested in going.

01:06:15.640 Dude, why don't we do a tower cruise?

01:06:17.140 That's a great idea.

01:06:17.820 We should.

01:06:18.180 Let me do it. 0.99

01:06:18.960 The problem is, if I go on a cruise with all of you fuckers before I go, like, and bring 1.00

01:06:23.840 my wife and not go on a cruise with my wife first, like, she would get so fucking upset. 1.00

01:06:28.980 Dude. 0.95

01:06:29.480 Yeah, I know we were supposed to go on a cruise together for years, but we haven't done it.

01:06:32.460 She's got a kid. 0.95

01:06:33.500 Where's she going to go? 0.94

01:06:35.380 Someone's got a kid.

01:06:36.020 We're going to go with my podcast buddies instead.

01:06:38.040 But anyways, my wife, when she was, like, fixing up, she just thought it was funny.

01:06:43.260 She's like, you know that you can, there's, like, one of the options in your print names,

01:06:46.600 like, you can have titles.

01:06:48.120 And she was like, do you want to be a lord, this, that?

01:06:50.320 I'm like, what?

01:06:50.820 No.

01:06:51.040 I was like, you should make me a Jarl.

01:06:52.780 Like, that was actually, I was joking, and she's like, that's an option.

01:06:56.040 And then she did, I was, like, stoned and anything.

01:06:57.820 So she did it, and now it's already finalized.

01:07:00.060 So, like, all our things in our room and, like, everything.

01:07:02.060 I think when I go to the dining room, I'll say, like, Jarl Jose.

01:07:04.160 Yeah.

01:07:05.260 I don't know if you guys know what a Jarl is.

01:07:06.740 That's, like, an old school, like, Norse thing where it's, like, a chieftain.

01:07:11.100 That's basic.

01:07:11.740 I don't even think Jarls are a thing anymore. 0.98

01:07:13.720 I don't fucking know. 0.96

01:07:14.580 How's that spelled? 0.99

01:07:15.640 E-A-R-L, like, Earl?

01:07:17.660 Oh, yeah.

01:07:18.200 No, no, no.

01:07:18.940 It's J-A-R-L. 1.00

01:07:19.940 It's J.

01:07:20.620 I think it's J-A-R-L. 1.00

01:07:22.160 Yeah, it's Jarl.

01:07:23.160 Yeah, it's, uh.

01:07:23.900 Okay.

01:07:24.620 Yeah, so I'm Jarl.

01:07:25.560 This is the original JQ.

01:07:27.320 Yeah.

01:07:27.640 Yeah, that's right.

01:07:29.660 Sorry, Toto.

01:07:30.160 I am a Jarl, man.

01:07:32.420 As the resident Scandinavian on the show, I am a Jarl, so.

01:07:36.620 But did the shooter have a manifest?

01:07:38.120 Oh, I saw that.

01:07:39.700 Did he have one?

01:07:41.120 Or did they have one? 1.00

01:07:42.160 Whatever the fuck. 0.99

01:07:43.080 Let's see how it's lacking. 1.00

01:07:44.420 Straight to jail, Cole.

01:07:45.760 Did Dems have ones?

01:07:47.260 Did Dems have ones?

01:07:50.180 Dude, I.

01:07:50.620 Daze was Kang's. 1.00

01:07:54.840 Daze was a faggot, is what it was. 1.00

01:07:57.920 Dude, Toph, how stoked are you that now, finally, we have someone else on the show that we can 0.99

01:08:02.180 actually look at as equal human beings with us, now that we have a fellow father on the

01:08:06.420 show?

01:08:07.380 Yeah.

01:08:08.020 Fellow father.

01:08:09.300 Well, we'll see.

01:08:10.200 I mean, once you get past, like, three months, if he's still alive, then we'll.

01:08:13.940 The baby or me.

01:08:15.200 Or the wife. 0.99

01:08:16.300 Either way.

01:08:17.200 Any three of us.

01:08:18.580 It's not to say I don't respect you guys, but it's, like, another level of respect.

01:08:22.280 Oh, you don't need to respect me.

01:08:23.440 I don't respect you either.

01:08:24.260 It's fine.

01:08:24.560 Now, here's the problem.

01:08:26.520 I know you have no respect for me, so that's all right.

01:08:28.840 Here's the problem.

01:08:29.740 No one has respect for you.

01:08:30.440 I'm really, I'm kind of struggling with this.

01:08:32.820 My son may be a ginger.

01:08:36.400 My daughter's a ginger, she's born.

01:08:38.220 The hair turned to warm.

01:08:39.720 I know.

01:08:40.080 The hair, I'm talking, I'll send y'all a picture.

01:08:42.160 It is red.

01:08:43.620 Yeah, my kids was too, dude.

01:08:45.140 It is a lot of hair, too.

01:08:46.240 It'll get darker, man.

01:08:47.300 Dude, I am, and I don't know why we're talking about it, because, like, it was when everybody

01:08:51.260 had left.

01:08:51.480 It's not too late to give it up for adoption.

01:08:53.460 Everybody had left, because everybody's coming in, they're going, like,

01:08:55.660 like, wow, look at his hair.

01:08:57.240 It's so red.

01:08:58.100 It's gorgeous.

01:08:58.860 And when everybody left, it was just me and her. 0.99

01:09:00.260 She was like, fuck, I really don't like gingers. 1.00

01:09:02.860 And I was like, I don't either. 1.00

01:09:05.520 I was like, I hope this little dude turns blonde, or at least, like, strawberry blonde. 0.67

01:09:14.500 Cool, you did say that. 0.99

01:09:16.020 Talk about his fucked up hair. 0.99

01:09:18.100 I'm so worried, man. 0.99

01:09:20.460 I feel you, though.

01:09:21.200 The same thing happened to me.

01:09:22.540 Like, everyone that comes in, like, the girls, they'll change my kid's diapers. 1.00

01:09:25.920 Like, when, you know, when he was younger and stuff, I'm like, wow, he's got a really 1.00

01:09:28.260 huge penis. 0.99

01:09:28.860 And I'm like, I don't know where he got it from. 1.00

01:09:31.080 I don't fucking know. 0.97

01:09:32.280 And now I'm kind of envious of it. 0.98

01:09:34.100 Wait, Cole, you did say that. 1.00

01:09:35.780 How big is your wife's clit, Tom? 1.00

01:09:39.840 Cole, you did say that your baby was conceived at Duke's house, right? 1.00

01:09:44.960 So, I don't know.

01:09:45.700 No, I thought it was.

01:09:46.700 It was actually, and this is, we kind of changed it down, and it was so funny because

01:09:51.220 when we were, like, it was, like, one of the first doctor's appointments, and they were

01:09:56.040 like, you are, whatever, four-week pregnant or whatever.

01:09:58.420 And so, I went back, and I looked at it, and it was a Wednesday night, and I remember it 0.75

01:10:03.380 was when we had Andy, the garbage main, on, and I was like, we had sex that night. 0.99

01:10:07.360 He's a redhead. 1.00

01:10:07.520 And I did.

01:10:08.040 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:10:09.580 He's a redhead. 1.00

01:10:10.560 I was like, I was thinking about doing a podcast, Andy.

01:10:12.520 He impregnated your wife remotely.

01:10:14.100 I nutted, and all of a sudden, like, his ginger powers in my nut.

01:10:18.600 I think it's a demonic energy type thing is what it is. 0.99

01:10:20.760 Oh, that's fucked up. 0.99

01:10:22.280 Honestly, I think the ginger thing is just bad luck. 0.99

01:10:24.480 I don't think.

01:10:25.880 There are some people in my family and her family that have red hair that is, like, what 0.71

01:10:30.760 do you want to hear?

01:10:31.120 Now, Todd, by the way, what you just said reminded me of this time that my doctor, like, basically 0.97

01:10:37.680 was amazed by the size of my penis, but he was also my pediatrician. 0.98

01:10:44.640 Where are we going with this? 0.99

01:10:46.460 You guys ever watch Ink Master?

01:10:48.640 You ever watch the show where they're, like, the judges are giving their critique, and if

01:10:53.220 they have, like, a good critique of one of the artists, they'll pan to another artist,

01:10:57.380 and they'll just be, like, always shaking their head.

01:10:59.580 Well, you didn't let me finish.

01:11:01.160 Every time Todd says something about, like, snakes and women, everyone's like, no.

01:11:05.140 You didn't let me finish.

01:11:06.560 This doctor was also an Asian pediatrician, so.

01:11:10.780 Oh, okay.

01:11:12.140 All right.

01:11:12.320 All right.

01:11:12.340 All right.

01:11:12.360 There's something there.

01:11:13.420 All right.

01:11:13.600 The delivery is a little off, but he has some content.

01:11:16.140 That would be so funny if different pediatrician races actually did. 0.86

01:11:20.420 It is.

01:11:20.820 You're like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 0.98

01:11:22.160 There's no way that's a fucking true story. 0.98

01:11:23.780 A doctor? 0.99

01:11:24.500 Yes. 1.00

01:11:24.840 Whether he's a fucking Asian pediatrician or not, he didn't fucking tell you that your 1.00

01:11:28.640 dick is big. 1.00

01:11:29.400 No, he told my mom that.

01:11:31.000 Why would he say that to your mother?

01:11:32.600 I don't know.

01:11:33.920 He's like, I hope he grows into it. 1.00

01:11:35.280 And Todd really grew into his dick. 1.00

01:11:37.860 It never got any bigger. 1.00

01:11:39.060 This is one of those lies that you tell when you're younger, and then you say it so many 0.99

01:11:42.800 times that you fucking believe it. 1.00

01:11:44.220 That shit didn't happen. 1.00

01:11:45.260 You made that up. 0.99

01:11:45.820 But I do love the angle of different ethnicities being pediatricians will influence the size 0.99

01:11:54.660 of penis that they think is big or small. 0.99

01:11:56.500 Like if you had a black pediatrician and your kid had literally like a four inch penis at 1.00

01:12:00.880 like two years old, it'd be like, I think he's a little on the lower side. 1.00

01:12:05.600 I don't think it is.

01:12:07.740 It'd be like, really? 1.00

01:12:09.480 Just put this motherfucker in a dress. 1.00

01:12:10.900 It's like, yeah. 1.00

01:12:12.460 Do you have any gingers in your family, Cole?

01:12:14.520 Do you have any other gingers in your family? 0.99

01:12:15.720 So that's what I'm saying.

01:12:16.480 I have, we have like, I guess they're older by now.

01:12:19.320 So they're mostly gray hair.

01:12:20.300 But I guess a lot of them did.

01:12:21.460 It's a yes or no person.

01:12:22.840 The answer is clearly yes.

01:12:25.080 The issue is that you have a son.

01:12:28.020 See, if you had a daughter, being a ginger is fine.

01:12:30.980 Dude, that's what I said.

01:12:31.860 Because there's so many hot redhead girls, but like they're no good looking redheads. 1.00

01:12:34.700 I said that to my mom tonight.

01:12:35.820 I was like, I was like, redheaded girls are cute. 1.00

01:12:39.520 I was like, redheaded boys.

01:12:40.840 I mean, like, I'm sorry, David Brady.

01:12:43.520 And what color are his eyes?

01:12:44.660 Because in the picture, he was kind of like, greenish blue.

01:12:47.780 Like every baby.

01:12:49.780 Yeah.

01:12:49.980 His eyes are the color. 1.00

01:12:50.960 I mean, outside of like, probably yours top, your fucking black family. 1.00

01:12:55.260 Black baby. 1.00

01:12:55.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:56.120 Fucking. 1.00

01:12:56.940 His first word was plasma. 1.00

01:12:58.720 Plasma.

01:13:00.840 Plasma daddy.

01:13:01.740 Give me plasma.

01:13:03.620 I don't have enough plasma. 1.00

01:13:05.460 Honestly, I think he has a pretty nice penis on him. 0.99

01:13:09.580 I mean, I've heard that when they're like, sometimes the little boys, they can like, they'll 1.00

01:13:15.260 start out with a straight up micro penis. 0.99

01:13:17.100 Like it'll be inside of them for a while before it actually comes out. 0.99

01:13:20.580 He actually has like a, wait, what?

01:13:23.280 We're pretty big though.

01:13:24.200 Let me tell you guys. 0.99

01:13:24.880 It's like a little turtle, little dick, you know? 0.99

01:13:26.320 I tweeted about it and you guys, you guys probably saw it, but my son, I was walking 0.99

01:13:31.340 through my kitchen.

01:13:32.220 You see, you see how like my house is laid out.

01:13:34.240 It's still like that.

01:13:34.820 We haven't finished the control.

01:13:36.300 Whatever.

01:13:36.740 I'm walking through my kitchen and we have like the kids drag the potty around everywhere

01:13:40.440 and he had the potty in the living room and I saw him, he's standing up and doing 0.99

01:13:44.280 like this and just fucking peeing, got all of it in the potty. 0.99

01:13:47.900 And I was like, so I'm so proud. 0.99

01:13:49.760 It's awesome.

01:13:51.880 And I was like, hell yeah.

01:13:52.980 I screamed at him, he got scared.

01:13:54.760 He's like, what's going on? 0.97

01:13:55.660 I was like, that was fucking awesome, man. 0.93

01:13:57.840 It must've been like a really thick stream too. 1.00

01:14:00.420 Cause you said he has a huge dick. 1.00

01:14:01.860 So that's pretty solid. 1.00

01:14:03.040 Yeah.

01:14:03.180 It was just splattering everywhere, but it was amazing.

01:14:04.940 I was like, I think the stream is more dependent on the size of the P hole.

01:14:08.480 I think the smaller the P hole, the better the stream.

01:14:10.640 Cause it's got more pressure.

01:14:11.840 You know, let's have, okay.

01:14:12.420 So, so we got to, we got to think is, is there a, you know, we got to start talking 0.99

01:14:15.800 about the, uh, I guess, dick to P hole ratio. 0.99

01:14:20.200 My urethra is very wide. 0.99

01:14:21.640 I think that's why I've never had issues with gallstones. 0.99

01:14:24.020 Cause my dick's just like, you're not an issue. 0.99

01:14:26.560 I flow, low pressure for Clint over there. 0.99

01:14:28.680 I mean, just, it's just coming out, but it's, it's like a lot of volume.

01:14:32.560 Just no pressure to it.

01:14:34.360 It just, it just comes out and just drops.

01:14:36.200 That's literally, that's exactly.

01:14:37.720 I thought you said whenever you, you come, it is like, it has some velocity to it.

01:14:43.280 No, I said the opposite.

01:14:44.500 Oh, I was, who was the one that was, I think it was, maybe it was Jose. 0.83

01:14:47.180 It was like, I can hit myself in the face. 0.74

01:14:48.900 Yes. 0.81

01:14:49.280 Yeah.

01:14:49.400 That was Jose.

01:14:50.240 Yeah.

01:14:50.460 I mean, he would say he could like, if he's like, he could hit him.

01:14:53.160 I was like, Jesus Christ.

01:14:54.280 What's that like, Jose?

01:14:57.740 Exhilarating.

01:15:00.900 It was Narita Rodriguez.

01:15:02.280 You never felt so alive.

01:15:03.860 This is my mom.

01:15:05.140 It's Tom.

01:15:06.160 It's Tom.

01:15:07.080 Get off the stream, Narita. 0.97

01:15:11.660 She watches our show, man.

01:15:13.240 She watches every episode.

01:15:16.040 Every episode.

01:15:17.840 That's so crazy. 1.00

01:15:18.780 Because there was no way an old fucking Puerto Rican lady is watching it. 1.00

01:15:22.800 I'm all for that. 0.99

01:15:23.900 I hope next event, it's like a bunch of like people and they're like mid to late, like mid to late 50s stuff.

01:15:28.860 What you think would be stuffy women. 1.00

01:15:31.080 She was there.

01:15:31.960 She was at, she was at the event in my house.

01:15:34.180 The retirement community just loves Tower Power Hour, man.

01:15:37.420 I'm telling you that they probably do.

01:15:39.260 They're of that older age.

01:15:40.480 They're like, they don't say it as often. 0.99

01:15:42.320 They put it on when they're all fucking each other, man. 1.00

01:15:43.460 They don't say it as often, but deep down inside, they love the hyper racist bullshit. 1.00

01:15:47.360 Because they're like, yeah, we used to say nigger all the time. 1.00

01:15:49.380 Like, we want to go back.

01:15:51.400 They're like, this is 1970s Bronx, baby. 0.99

01:15:53.660 Let's fucking go. 0.99

01:15:54.280 Make America great again. 0.99

01:15:55.480 It's in control, baby. 1.00

01:16:01.780 Just having her fucking picture pop up was great. 1.00

01:16:03.980 I know, that was great. 1.00

01:16:05.020 I saw that.

01:16:05.600 I was like, it's like all these other people.

01:16:09.600 And it just seems like just this one older lady. 0.99

01:16:12.180 And I was like, what?

01:16:12.840 Hold on, I'm texting her now. 1.00

01:16:13.840 Get the fuck off the stream. 1.00

01:16:15.900 No, no. 1.00

01:16:17.460 I've never even told my family about this show.

01:16:19.540 They all know about Liberty Lockdown.

01:16:20.920 No one in my family knows about it.

01:16:22.520 I don't even know a podcast, man.

01:16:24.680 I'm not even chancing that at all.

01:16:27.440 God, I told my, when I told my in-laws, who are the very, very conservative Christian ones,

01:16:34.940 they were like, oh, when's he going to be?

01:16:36.740 They probably love it.

01:16:37.640 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:16:39.720 But they were like.

01:16:40.260 Are they anti-day, anti-Semitic?

01:16:43.100 No, no, they're Christians.

01:16:45.220 So they're very Semitic. 0.94

01:16:46.980 Pro-Semitic.

01:16:47.540 Yeah, they're the, like, Israel, like, Israel should be our greatest ally.

01:16:52.380 Yeah, they're Zionists. 1.00

01:16:53.840 Yeah.

01:16:54.420 And my father-in-law was Navy.

01:16:57.760 And, like, bought Desert Shield. 0.89

01:16:59.240 He was gay? 1.00

01:17:00.000 So he's cool with the gay shit. 1.00

01:17:01.260 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:17:03.640 But, so my mother-in-law was like, oh, when's he going to be circumcised? 0.52

01:17:08.080 And I was like, oh, we're not getting him circumcised.

01:17:10.300 And it was like, it was like that, because have you ever heard of the NPC stare whenever

01:17:15.940 you tell them something?

01:17:16.980 Oh, yeah.

01:17:17.200 It was literally that.

01:17:18.100 They just looked at me.

01:17:18.780 Loading.

01:17:19.020 Yeah, it was just looking at, like.

01:17:19.680 It's like, yeah, the loading symbol on their head.

01:17:21.500 Yeah, it was just like, it was like, they just load it.

01:17:23.200 And, like.

01:17:23.560 It's like, what?

01:17:24.100 But, like, it really is weird to me that, like, people are still doing that today.

01:17:28.560 Today, it's still happening.

01:17:29.640 It's fascinating.

01:17:29.840 It is.

01:17:30.240 The only.

01:17:30.980 I know, like, I was talking to my mom about it.

01:17:32.940 She was like, literally, like, she was like, we don't have a problem with it.

01:17:36.560 But she was like, the only reason is for, like, cleanliness, I guess.

01:17:40.720 Yeah.

01:17:41.000 And I was like, it is literally, like, past the first five years, if you get past that,

01:17:45.340 you're golden. 0.99

01:17:46.080 I mean, you just teach them just to fucking, like. 1.00

01:17:48.220 Clean your dick, dog. 1.00

01:17:49.260 Just clean your dick. 1.00

01:17:50.120 Exactly. 1.00

01:17:50.500 And I know we have to do it, too.

01:17:51.580 We have to make sure to clean it, because I've heard that if you don't, it can, like.

01:17:55.240 Megma.

01:17:56.240 Well, not that.

01:17:57.420 It'll actually, like, fuse together and then get infected.

01:18:00.920 Oh.

01:18:01.680 And that's why they have to circumcise later in life, if they do that.

01:18:05.480 Well, then.

01:18:06.240 Jesus.

01:18:07.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:07.300 That's why you have to have a bris and have the dude suck it. 1.00

01:18:11.300 But that's why, like, after, like, five years. 0.99

01:18:12.840 Break it up a little bit, you know?

01:18:14.900 My mom was supposed to tell me that they don't snip anymore. 0.78

01:18:16.960 They don't actually cut it anymore.

01:18:18.440 They do this weird thing where they put a plastic, like, hat on it.

01:18:21.420 And, like, on the tips.

01:18:23.040 And then just let it.

01:18:24.060 And let it sit there.

01:18:26.020 I don't know why. 0.99

01:18:26.960 Something about a little baby dick with a weird little, like, plastic hat is just hilarious. 1.00

01:18:29.900 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:30.640 Apparently, that's what they do now.

01:18:32.100 And it just pushes it down.

01:18:33.580 And then they keep their foreskin.

01:18:35.260 But they also have, like, the tip.

01:18:38.820 And I was like, that doesn't sound right.

01:18:40.040 But she said that's what my sister did with their kid. 1.00

01:18:42.080 Yeah.

01:18:42.240 They put a yarmulke on it.

01:18:44.200 That's what it is.

01:18:45.300 Was this device created by Ben Shapiro by chance?

01:18:47.200 Yeah.

01:18:47.400 It would make total sense. 0.96

01:18:49.460 Aren't they, like, beauty products that they use the foreskins or some shit for? 1.00

01:18:52.900 I feel like I've heard that before. 0.97

01:18:54.420 Yeah, they grind it up.

01:18:55.100 That sounds like some QAnon nonsense.

01:18:57.800 Although, Adrena Chrome doesn't.

01:18:59.780 I mean, like...

01:19:00.580 Clint, Clint, where do you think it all goes, man? 0.79

01:19:02.800 It's big foreskin. 0.98

01:19:04.240 You're big foreskin. 0.98

01:19:05.380 No, it's true. 0.99

01:19:06.000 It's true. 1.00

01:19:06.200 They grind that shit up. 1.00

01:19:06.960 And the woman put it under their eyes. 1.00

01:19:08.440 It's like...

01:19:08.700 Because it has stem cells in it. 1.00

01:19:10.120 The elite throw them suits in the deep fryer like fucking calamari. 1.00

01:19:13.340 Dude, Reed's walking around with a couple million bucks worth of foreskin right now. 1.00

01:19:17.400 I'm also, like, trying to fight on this Hep B vaccine, too.

01:19:23.700 That's the other one. 0.98

01:19:24.340 I'm like, I can't fucking... 0.99

01:19:25.780 Whatever... 1.00

01:19:27.180 What are the odds that your fucking kid is going to go do some gay shit or heroin? 1.00

01:19:30.560 Well, that's what I was saying. 1.00

01:19:31.500 I was like, it's sex, blood, and dirty needles. 0.98

01:19:34.260 And they're like, well, if he plays in, like, some, like... 0.97

01:19:36.480 Blood and dirty needles?

01:19:38.240 I was like, well, if he goes into a dentist that has, like...

01:19:40.400 He's going to be a ghost in my name.

01:19:40.840 Like, randomly has poo in it for some reason in some drainage ditch. 0.82

01:19:44.820 They can get hepatitis from that.

01:19:45.920 Keep your kid out of a drainage ditch.

01:19:47.300 Yeah, I was like, that's the thing.

01:19:48.960 I was like, I get...

01:19:49.860 All I have to do is, like, take care of him for, like, two years.

01:19:54.200 And then he's golden.

01:19:55.460 Like, don't...

01:19:55.880 You know why they ask that, though?

01:19:57.300 It's because they're afraid that he's going to give plasma.

01:19:59.840 Yeah, that's probably...

01:20:00.440 I mean, no, they won't have hepatitis from that.

01:20:01.100 Let me tell you, though. 0.99

01:20:01.880 These people are disgusting. 0.96

01:20:03.960 When I was in the hospital with my son, specifically, they wanted to... 0.98

01:20:07.260 Like, they actually took him.

01:20:08.200 Oh, we're just going to go and change him.

01:20:09.420 And they went and they gave him a vitamin K shot. 0.96

01:20:11.600 And I fucking freaked out because they had him behind the glass. 0.99

01:20:14.000 And I was like, yo, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

01:20:15.580 And they're like, oh, it's vitamin K. 0.99

01:20:16.820 It's standard.

01:20:17.680 And they're like, you want us to give him the Hep B shot?

01:20:19.580 And I'm like, no.

01:20:20.020 It's ketamine.

01:20:20.620 And they kept coming into the room.

01:20:21.980 And they're like, oh, you should really think... 1.00

01:20:23.660 And I just told them, they said, listen, get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:20:25.760 He's not getting any shots. 1.00

01:20:27.180 Don't come back yet.

01:20:27.700 They're actually very nice about Hep B because they... 0.99

01:20:29.940 Well, now, it was kind of a weird, like, trick.

01:20:32.320 They said, you can get, like, you can either get him the Hepatitis B shot now or...

01:20:37.820 Or we keep him.

01:20:39.240 Or let your pediatrician do it.

01:20:41.640 And I was like, we'll refuse it now.

01:20:43.680 It's not...

01:20:44.380 That's not the case.

01:20:45.760 You can say... 0.99

01:20:47.080 You don't have to fucking put anything in your kid. 1.00

01:20:48.820 Yeah, you can say fucking no. 1.00

01:20:50.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:50.500 Yeah.

01:20:50.780 But the pediatrician will just be like, well, then we don't want you here.

01:20:54.260 And then you're...

01:20:55.140 Well, then fine.

01:20:55.780 Don't take him to the pediatrician.

01:20:56.380 Yeah, find a pediatrician that won't do that. 0.98

01:20:59.860 You don't even need a pediatrician. 1.00

01:21:01.000 Just let him fucking raise himself by wolves and shit. 1.00

01:21:04.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:04.500 Exactly. 1.00

01:21:05.020 Don't go eat some nuts, bitch. 1.00

01:21:06.260 Honestly, I don't really give a fuck. 1.00

01:21:07.760 That was the whole thing I was, like, I was talking to. 0.99

01:21:09.880 I was like, I really don't care about, like, fucking whooping cough. 0.99

01:21:12.720 Or, like, he can get those. 0.99

01:21:13.920 Whatever.

01:21:14.180 They've been giving those polio, whatever.

01:21:15.560 Dude, I got that as a kid because my parents were, like, anti-vaxxers.

01:21:18.780 And I got whooping cough.

01:21:21.240 Yeah.

01:21:21.480 And I nearly died.

01:21:23.160 But definitely don't give it to yourself.

01:21:24.720 That's the ones I'm like...

01:21:25.240 That's the...

01:21:25.780 I'm going to send you a book called...

01:21:28.700 I mean, this is not really even, like, good content for the show.

01:21:31.300 But I'm going to send you a book.

01:21:32.340 It's about delayed vaccine schedule.

01:21:36.680 And it's, like, spread out which vaccines are actually, like, will help your child.

01:21:41.920 Which ones are just kind of...

01:21:43.460 I understand.

01:21:45.800 Like, polio, I can...

01:21:46.840 Because that was, like, literally just, like, crippled. 0.65

01:21:48.940 Like, my grandfather is crippled because of polio still from when he was a child.

01:21:53.600 Like, and I was like, that's kind of...

01:21:54.820 Or was it the vaccine?

01:21:56.160 No, he didn't get the vaccine.

01:21:58.020 I don't think he got it. 1.00

01:22:00.360 Oh, bitch. 1.00

01:22:01.160 I remember. 0.99

01:22:02.420 But, like, the one that I was always, like, I was like, why does he need a hepatitis B vaccine?

01:22:06.780 It literally...

01:22:07.660 And they were like, well, it can be on surfaces.

01:22:09.620 I'm like, I'm not...

01:22:11.020 Like, it's not like my house is filled with hepatitis B. 0.99

01:22:13.500 Dude, they get a bitch off surfaces. 1.00

01:22:15.340 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

01:22:15.700 Maybe he's, like, 80 different fucking vaccines now. 1.00

01:22:18.160 It's so crazy. 0.99

01:22:18.980 Imagine if Cole's grandfather didn't get the polio vaccine but got the COVID one.

01:22:23.540 Dude, I'm telling you, Cole, I think you should go full anti-vax.

01:22:26.960 Because, for one, like, it's a ginger.

01:22:29.820 So, like, whatever.

01:22:30.620 You know, like...

01:22:31.120 Oh, yeah.

01:22:31.460 If he goes away, like, nothing of value was lost.

01:22:33.940 There's no soul in it.

01:22:35.100 Correct.

01:22:35.520 That's right.

01:22:36.340 He doesn't even get a...

01:22:37.600 He won't go to hell.

01:22:38.400 I don't have to worry.

01:22:39.000 It's a perfect experiment.

01:22:40.540 They're not going to inject him with a soul.

01:22:43.520 Cole's son actually looks like Chucky.

01:22:45.420 Honestly, worst case scenario, what they inject him with is removes the soul.

01:22:48.980 That may be there already.

01:22:50.660 I mean, it's kind of like a Tuskegee experiment type thing where you're like,

01:22:53.800 Eh, okay.

01:22:54.380 Whatever.

01:22:55.380 Now, I heard this.

01:22:57.460 I'm not sure if this is true.

01:22:58.660 But the United States gives out separate social security numbers for gingers. 1.00

01:23:01.920 Like, your kid will be, like, 1,050.

01:23:04.520 Just six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six. 0.99

01:23:07.400 It's pretty base that, like, some anarchists, they go to fucking Mexico. 0.97

01:23:10.860 And they'll, like, they'll home birth so that their kid has no social security numbers. 1.00

01:23:15.720 So they're not a citizen of any fucking nation. 0.99

01:23:17.380 And I'm like, wow, that's so fucking gnarly. 0.99

01:23:20.000 Like, when you think about it, though, we really are branded from birth. 0.98

01:23:23.640 Like, we are put into the system right away.

01:23:26.000 You guys know that conspiracy theory?

01:23:27.780 They give you a bar.

01:23:28.780 Go ahead.

01:23:29.880 Uh, let me think.

01:23:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:31.320 So it's like, uh, it's like, uh, man, what do they call it?

01:23:34.480 Maritime law?

01:23:35.600 Where we're all kind of under that.

01:23:37.400 And we're, like, America's a corporation.

01:23:39.600 I forget exactly.

01:23:40.120 I got to brush up on it.

01:23:41.620 Okay.

01:23:42.580 Yeah.

01:23:42.820 All right.

01:23:43.020 Well, that was interesting.

01:23:43.940 Sorry.

01:23:44.200 Basically, America's a huge corporation.

01:23:47.180 And we're just a number in it.

01:23:48.440 So that's kind of how things really go.

01:23:50.260 Dude, can you imagine how annoying it would be to not have a birth certificate and social

01:23:55.340 security number, though?

01:23:56.280 Like, I don't know how often you really need it. 0.56

01:23:58.600 But I just feel like it'd be super fucking annoying.

01:24:00.360 Anytime you get hired, they want to say it.

01:24:01.900 Dude, how are we supposed to go on that cruise with you, Jose? 0.99

01:24:04.020 If we don't have a fucking social security. 0.99

01:24:05.920 That's true. 1.00

01:24:06.320 Well, I mean, in fairness, you fucking, you just get some fake shit. 1.00

01:24:09.540 You do what all the fucking illegals do. 1.00

01:24:11.080 Stole away, man. 1.00

01:24:12.120 Yeah.

01:24:12.640 You can get an ID in this country.

01:24:14.620 It's not like you have to be a citizen to get it.

01:24:16.280 So.

01:24:16.720 Yeah.

01:24:17.140 So you would still have one.

01:24:18.580 You would still be, like, it'd be, I mean, I guess it would be, like, the, I know this

01:24:22.280 isn't my actual social security.

01:24:23.540 Like, I, like, that's, like.

01:24:25.700 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:26.000 You'd be fucking struggling. 0.98

01:24:26.440 This is just, like, I mean, it's the same thing with extra steps, though, almost. 0.99

01:24:30.720 I mean, kind of.

01:24:31.360 If you're going to do it anyway, it would just be, like, well, it's not my name

01:24:34.360 on there, but it's still a name and it's still you.

01:24:37.440 It's, like, call yourself Jim Bob. 0.98

01:24:39.320 It's a made-up name and it's a made-up number so that when you fucking become a professional 0.99

01:24:43.200 podcaster in your late 30s, then you don't, you can take all your money in fucking cryptocurrency. 0.99

01:24:48.260 You do it on decentralized exchanges. 0.99

01:24:51.140 FTX?

01:24:52.120 Yeah.

01:24:52.480 No.

01:24:54.260 That's a centralized exchange.

01:24:56.380 I'm just saying, like, that's the only way you could truly be, like, full black ops for

01:25:01.100 your entire life is to have no social.

01:25:03.500 Well, guys, we're almost an hour and a half. 0.99

01:25:05.240 You want to do the thankful game and get the fuck out of here? 0.99

01:25:07.300 I know it's a little bit sweet. 0.99

01:25:08.900 Say what we're thankful for.

01:25:09.680 Yeah, let's be totally gang.

01:25:11.020 I know you said the idea of, like, a back and forth.

01:25:13.300 That seemed like that would take way too much time.

01:25:14.660 I think we can go around the board and just say what we're thankful for.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, everyone give a thankful for each individual person, I guess.

01:25:19.800 By the way, though, what is everybody doing for Thanksgiving?

01:25:22.680 I know Jose is going to celebrate his wife's everybody dying.

01:25:26.880 His whiteness? 0.87

01:25:27.580 Yeah.

01:25:28.100 No.

01:25:28.400 No, I don't.

01:25:29.000 For those, I don't know if I've mentioned the show, but we don't celebrate that.

01:25:32.700 In my house, because both my wife's siblings died on Thanksgiving.

01:25:36.820 So, both from ODs.

01:25:38.660 Oh, yeah.

01:25:39.420 I was going to say she murdered both of them.

01:25:42.220 Wait, wait, wait.

01:25:43.460 Wait, they OD'd?

01:25:45.100 Was it at, like, a Thanksgiving gathering?

01:25:46.700 No, not, like, at it.

01:25:48.020 Like, it's kind of sad.

01:25:49.940 I was going to say it.

01:25:51.960 I said that last week.

01:25:53.600 My wife's, like, they're actually your step-siblings, which kind of makes it interesting.

01:25:58.000 Because, like, all of, for some reason, that whole family, both siblings and my wife, both kind of, like, went through rough patches.

01:26:04.700 But my wife didn't have the step- like, her stepdad didn't really treat her like the other kids. 0.92

01:26:09.940 And didn't- wasn't, like, didn't enable her the same. 0.74

01:26:12.560 So, she kind of had to get her shit together, where the other two enabled them their whole life. 1.00

01:26:16.180 And so, they went to complete shit. 1.00

01:26:17.700 But what happened was the youngest one died on Thanksgiving from an OD. 1.00

01:26:20.240 And then, I think, a few Thanksgivings later, the older brother, like, I think he had kind of gone his shit together. 0.98

01:26:25.880 But, like, he would kind of relax every now and then. 0.99

01:26:28.700 And I think he just kind of went into depression because of his younger sister fucking died. 0.99

01:26:33.740 And I think he just, like, kind of just on Thanksgiving, just kind of thinking about his sister, just kind of went fucking buck wild. 0.99

01:26:38.620 And so, they both died. 0.98

01:26:39.440 You know, OD's and suicides-

01:26:41.520 Might be the best Thanksgiving ever for him, though.

01:26:43.400 Dude.

01:26:44.160 Yeah, dude.

01:26:45.440 OD's and suicides actually spike on holidays.

01:26:48.200 Because that's when, like, people get the most depressed.

01:26:50.580 I'm going to disagree with your decision to not celebrate Thanksgiving.

01:26:55.080 Oh, it's not my decision.

01:26:55.700 Realistically, with your wife's decision, you should do Thanksgiving so that way nobody OD's. 0.98

01:27:01.280 You should make sure that they're there.

01:27:03.200 And they can OD the day before or after Thanksgiving, but not on Thanksgiving.

01:27:06.660 I mean, there's no more people who can OD.

01:27:08.980 Instead of doing a potluck style, one of the people doesn't have to bring a side.

01:27:12.580 They just bring some Narcan.

01:27:13.900 Hell yeah.

01:27:14.320 Exactly.

01:27:15.800 That's right.

01:27:16.280 But also, if someone else has to bring the drugs.

01:27:18.200 It's still, like, it's fun.

01:27:20.160 Yeah.

01:27:20.600 Oh, yeah.

01:27:20.980 You got Narcan.

01:27:21.560 You're covered.

01:27:22.300 It's a tradition in the Galasson family or whatever, his wife's family, to, you know,

01:27:26.500 like, do some drugs on Thanksgiving.

01:27:27.840 You know what would be a good tradition?

01:27:29.260 You guys actually figure out what the dosage was of the siblings that killed themselves,

01:27:33.700 and then everyone does it, but then you have Narcan ready.

01:27:36.600 So, like, you honor them.

01:27:38.220 Yeah, you honor them.

01:27:39.080 For sure.

01:27:39.680 Or you spread it out over everybody.

01:27:41.480 So, it's kind of like we're all-

01:27:43.200 No, it's like we're sharing the load.

01:27:45.080 It's communion.

01:27:45.980 If we were there to share the load, they wouldn't have died.

01:27:50.000 So, we're going to spread it all out now.

01:27:51.520 That's right.

01:27:51.700 Dude, you can't talk about step-siblings and sharing the load.

01:27:54.060 I'm getting a boner.

01:27:54.820 I think it would be a crime if we just glossed over-

01:27:56.640 What are you doing, step-sister?

01:28:00.180 I'm stuck in this dryer.

01:28:02.640 Oh, my God.

01:28:03.640 All right.

01:28:04.020 Let's get this thing.

01:28:04.760 It would be a crime if we glossed over every time you said, like, her step-brother or step-father, 0.99

01:28:08.980 and Nicole was like, she could have fucked him. 1.00

01:28:11.500 She could have fucked him. 1.00

01:28:12.080 I know. 1.00

01:28:12.420 It was so weird.

01:28:13.540 Every time I'm thinking, I'm just like, Alabama, Alabama, Alabama.

01:28:15.860 I'd be down for the sister situation.

01:28:17.980 The brother was kind of a hideous struggle to hate.

01:28:22.300 Interesting. 1.00

01:28:22.800 If he was attractive, you would have fucked him? 1.00

01:28:24.100 What's going on? 1.00

01:28:24.620 No, no.

01:28:25.360 I'm just saying that I wouldn't have held it against her if she had banged her step-sister.

01:28:29.960 I'm like, all right.

01:28:31.700 Good Lord.

01:28:32.340 All right.

01:28:33.840 Thankful game.

01:28:34.660 All right.

01:28:34.860 So it's Thanksgiving.

01:28:36.000 It's approximately two hours away from actually being Thanksgiving or hour and 15.

01:28:40.720 So I saw this tweet idea that went around, and it was called, like, thankfulness ping-pong 0.90

01:28:46.600 or some shit.

01:28:47.320 And basically, you take three minutes, and you guys just go around the bend, basically saying 0.99

01:28:51.860 that you're thankful for something.

01:28:53.500 And I think that the preference of the game is that you say it about someone that is present.

01:28:59.800 Are we being serious? 0.99

01:29:01.180 Or fucking, is this a bit? 1.00

01:29:03.420 It's all of the above, dude. 0.99

01:29:04.860 I think it was called Grateful Tennis, I think is what it was.

01:29:07.900 I think the mixture of the sweetness and the funny will make it good if you're able to

01:29:11.480 combine the two.

01:29:12.220 Yeah.

01:29:12.800 I'm grateful for the shape of Toad's head.

01:29:15.880 Thank you.

01:29:16.720 Start there.

01:29:17.780 Do you ever rub it, Top?

01:29:19.600 Have I let you rub it?

01:29:21.160 No, you haven't.

01:29:22.160 Toad?

01:29:22.440 What are you grateful for? 1.00

01:29:23.380 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:29:24.080 I'm thankful for... 1.00

01:29:25.280 Oh, no, no.

01:29:25.760 Yeah.

01:29:25.980 So Toad's turn.

01:29:27.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:27.820 Wait, wait.

01:29:28.780 Okay, we threw it off. 1.00

01:29:29.560 Toad, you go around the horn and fucking hit everyone. 1.00

01:29:31.960 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:29:32.820 No, no, no.

01:29:33.300 It's one person at a time.

01:29:35.100 It's tennis. 0.99

01:29:35.960 We're fucking hitting it, like, Toad. 0.99

01:29:37.780 This doesn't work with five people. 0.99

01:29:39.120 It's five person tennis.

01:29:40.380 You never played five person tennis.

01:29:40.820 Well, I will simplify things, and I will just compliment all of you at once, guys. 0.99

01:29:44.940 No, fucking... 0.99

01:29:45.260 No, no, no. 1.00

01:29:46.160 Yes.

01:29:46.640 No.

01:29:47.080 You're not special.

01:29:47.660 I'm single.

01:29:48.300 You're not special.

01:29:49.080 I think that's my compliment. 1.00

01:29:50.400 Fuck you. 1.00

01:29:51.200 You're ruining the game. 1.00

01:29:53.100 So there's a, like, thankful tag.

01:29:54.360 Is that what we're doing?

01:29:54.940 It's going from one person to the other?

01:29:56.020 Yes.

01:29:56.220 Yes.

01:29:56.300 We're just bouncing around.

01:29:57.240 You have to pick one person so that then we know who goes next.

01:29:59.940 I am thankful for how obviously autistic Toad is. 0.99

01:30:03.200 Go ahead, Toad.

01:30:03.700 All right.

01:30:06.180 I'm thankful for Jose for allowing me to be on his podcast whatsoever.

01:30:12.820 Well, yeah.

01:30:14.220 I am thankful that Cole is a dad, and now I can respect him. 0.98

01:30:20.240 I am thankful that Top led us in his house and had a great fucking time with Robbie the Fire. 0.99

01:30:26.960 It was fucking one of the best weekends I ever had. 0.99

01:30:29.120 Yeah. 0.98

01:30:29.340 We got to do it again.

01:30:30.340 But now Top already went.

01:30:31.360 This isn't like we all get one.

01:30:34.320 It's just, yeah, just go on.

01:30:35.900 If we leave out Clint, that would actually be really funny.

01:30:38.560 Just leave out one person we're not thankful for at all.

01:30:42.120 That's okay.

01:30:42.880 I understand.

01:30:45.740 I'm thankful for your honesty.

01:30:49.020 I'm thankful that Cole is growing out a beard that is worse than mine.

01:30:54.660 That's it.

01:30:55.640 Hell yeah.

01:30:56.400 I've really, like, my wife is so upset about it. 0.99

01:30:58.420 But I am thankful that Clint stooped down from his high, like, up here to go to our fucking little podcast. 0.96

01:31:05.760 The first guest, and then also, like, just one of the homies. 1.00

01:31:09.640 Thank you, Cole.

01:31:09.880 Yes.

01:31:10.340 For sure.

01:31:10.980 Yeah.

01:31:11.600 I am thankful.

01:31:12.560 I could say it to either Cole or Jose, but I'm going to say Jose.

01:31:15.780 I'm thankful for your laugh.

01:31:17.020 It brings levity and joy to my life. 0.99

01:31:19.840 But both of you guys, it's fucking, it's great. 1.00

01:31:22.240 I'm going to jerk off after this, man. 1.00

01:31:22.940 I am thankful for the massive dick energy that Top brings, just in general, and to the show. 0.99

01:31:29.080 Yeah. 0.98

01:31:30.340 Wow.

01:31:31.060 Thank you.

01:31:31.560 I, it's like, I ran out.

01:31:37.220 He's like, I'm not really thankful for much.

01:31:38.980 If somebody runs out, the show's over, so.

01:31:43.480 I am.

01:31:48.080 May make it easier if you just, like, be like, remember who you haven't done.

01:31:51.800 I don't know.

01:31:52.160 That might make it easier.

01:31:53.340 No, because I'm really not thankful for any of you guys.

01:31:55.340 This is just sad now at this point.

01:31:57.000 I know, right? 1.00

01:31:57.900 Damn. 1.00

01:31:58.200 I can make up some bullshit. 1.00

01:31:59.740 And the only compliment I get is that I'm bald. 1.00

01:32:02.160 I'm thankful for Toad's big dick. 1.00

01:32:04.480 I have one for Toad, if you could fire affect me. 1.00

01:32:06.980 I have a good one for Toad, too.

01:32:09.600 I'm thankful for Clint's smooth, buttery voice that I get to hear every week live.

01:32:15.060 What a blessing.

01:32:16.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:17.280 You're not wrong.

01:32:18.720 I'm very thankful for Toad's willingness to let us abuse him every week.

01:32:22.900 You have a constitution that I think is very impressive.

01:32:30.120 Because I would have broken by now.

01:32:32.540 I want to add to that.

01:32:34.000 I want to add to that.

01:32:34.720 I'm also thinking about Toad for the work he does for actually legitimately. 0.53

01:32:37.980 He puts, like, he does, like, a lot of the research and does, like, basically all the fucking putting it online. 1.00

01:32:44.020 Yeah, it's not your turn, you dumb bitch. 1.00

01:32:46.560 I don't want the autistic shit, man. 1.00

01:32:49.320 This is doubles, baby. 1.00

01:32:50.340 Me and Clint.

01:32:50.720 He said it, and I just kind of touched it over a little bit more.

01:32:52.840 You're throwing it all off.

01:32:54.100 Toad.

01:32:54.360 It's Toad's, I think.

01:32:55.220 Yeah.

01:32:56.260 Well, I'm thankful for all the work that topped those with all the art for the show.

01:33:01.580 Yeah, keep bouncing it back.

01:33:03.040 I am thankful.

01:33:03.680 Sorry. 0.96

01:33:04.960 I am thankful, legitimately thankful for Jose being, like, so damn, so supportive from, like, almost day one from the Facebook days or the MeWe days where nobody really even gave a shit. 0.97

01:33:19.360 But Jose's the homie. 1.00

01:33:21.020 I am fucking thankful for that, man. 0.98

01:33:23.500 Go ahead, Jose. 1.00

01:33:24.320 Yeah, well, shit. 0.99

01:33:24.980 I meant to do the art one or something like that for you because you were the same thing. 0.98

01:33:28.820 But I'll pass it back to Toad.

01:33:30.220 It's basically reflecting what Cole said.

01:33:31.620 You are the workhorse of the show.

01:33:34.000 I know we make fun of you all the time.

01:33:35.620 But it does come from a place of love.

01:33:38.400 I do, like, you do weirdly bring, like, a something to the show that, like, it really is.

01:33:44.100 You bring something.

01:33:45.220 We'll figure it out one day.

01:33:46.640 It's like this je ne sais quoi, this, like, untangible thing, like, where, like, if you aren't here, and Cole, the same thing goes for Cole.

01:33:53.720 If you aren't here, it just, the show is just weird.

01:33:55.960 And I don't like it when you guys aren't here. 0.97

01:33:57.640 So if we ever make it big and have to say we have to go to, like, something live studio, it's not going to work if you two fuckers don't, you know, come to it. 0.98

01:34:04.760 Like, it's not going to work. 0.99

01:34:05.880 It's just not.

01:34:06.680 So you guys have to be ready to uproot your life.

01:34:09.040 My mom asked me.

01:34:10.900 She was like, so I know Jose knows stuff, and we know that Clint and Reed knows stuff, and Toad seems kind of smart.

01:34:17.300 But what does Cole do?

01:34:19.420 I was like, well, he's a civil engineer.

01:34:21.580 She's like, no, no, no.

01:34:22.080 Like, what does he do?

01:34:23.040 What does he know? 0.99

01:34:23.680 And I was like, that's a good fucking question. 0.99

01:34:25.920 But then I had to explain to him. 0.98

01:34:27.560 I was like, listen, if Cole's not on the show, this whole thing falls apart, as you can tell in the first 15 minutes of the show.

01:34:32.640 I was, like, sweating.

01:34:35.000 I didn't want to be here right now.

01:34:38.480 Oh, man.

01:34:39.240 All right.

01:34:39.420 We got Toad.

01:34:40.560 Yeah.

01:34:41.060 I've got two more.

01:34:42.080 I got one that I really want to get out.

01:34:43.840 All right.

01:34:44.120 I got one more I'm going to do.

01:34:45.120 I'll go last.

01:34:46.220 All right.

01:34:46.420 Hey, I'm thankful for Cole for putting up with me the whole time because he and I were, like, kind of the OGs on the show.

01:34:52.800 So hell yeah.

01:34:53.980 Hell yeah.

01:34:54.440 I'm going to do mine last.

01:34:56.840 Okay.

01:34:57.360 Well, I mean, it's kind of the same thing.

01:34:59.520 But with Clint, I'm thankful that he even shows up at all.

01:35:03.560 I don't know why he does.

01:35:05.760 You know, really.

01:35:07.000 Like, he is the only, like, he's.

01:35:09.620 Every morning he answers us in the group chat.

01:35:12.060 I'm like, there's no way he's coming back.

01:35:13.920 I do the same thing.

01:35:15.280 I was like, any day now, he's just going to be out.

01:35:17.320 You know what? 0.94

01:35:18.220 That's so funny you say that because I've noticed that, like, when I, when I send shit in, especially when we had the signal chat, I would get way more, like, responses in terms of, like, emojis and shit. 0.81

01:35:28.080 And I was like, these guys really appreciate when I respond. 0.94

01:35:30.160 This is cool.

01:35:30.820 We're just surprised. 0.99

01:35:31.800 Yeah, like, Coe's, like, saying shit, like, no one said, no one responds. 0.99

01:35:35.140 I say something, and it's like, oh, we got, like, five flames. 0.99

01:35:37.840 I'm like, what's up there?

01:35:38.520 We have a separate chat where we're, like, we remind each other every day.

01:35:42.280 Keep gassing up Clint.

01:35:43.940 He's going to leave us.

01:35:45.340 We do.

01:35:45.860 We have the coolest chat.

01:35:47.760 By the way, all of my, like, comments and those things that are just not even, like, focused on the topic at hand.

01:35:54.680 I just come in and just say something randomly and just rant.

01:35:57.820 If you guys could do me a huge favor, every, every time Toad posts anything in the chat, just surprise react.

01:36:04.920 Doesn't matter what it is.

01:36:06.300 Every, like, five surprise react to everything he says. 0.97

01:36:09.840 That would be fucking amazing.

01:36:11.240 I love, I loved what you guys got into it about his sports betting for, like, 10 minutes. 0.96

01:36:14.800 All right. 1.00

01:36:15.860 I like to fuck with him just because he gets upset. 1.00

01:36:18.240 That's the one time. 1.00

01:36:19.300 I'm going to make him get to me here.

01:36:20.920 I'm sure he's a great bettor. 1.00

01:36:21.900 I just like to be like, you're a dumb bitch. 1.00

01:36:23.480 Let me tell you, I am in the top 25% of the fucking thing. 1.00

01:36:27.780 $27,000 up this year. 0.99

01:36:30.600 Top, I'm posting a dick in the chat next, so you can all surprise react. 0.91

01:36:36.020 I'm going to ruin this for Toad. 0.99

01:36:37.580 All I'm going to say, all I said in that, like, whole thing, I was just like, you suck at betting. 0.67

01:36:42.380 And then I turned my phone off and walked away.

01:36:45.080 And I came back to, like, a copy-paste of the paragraph.

01:36:49.240 Let me tell you how much money I'm on.

01:36:50.720 He's like, 70% win rate. 0.97

01:36:53.560 I'm on Tower Gang, bro, and I'm fucking serious. 0.63

01:36:55.900 I'm in the 99th percent. 0.91

01:36:57.400 Or, yeah, I'm in the top 1% of bettors.

01:36:59.860 I have my thankfulness for Cole here.

01:37:02.420 I think that you bring a level of unseriousness to my life that is very appreciated.

01:37:09.000 No, I'm being serious.

01:37:09.760 Because, like, so much, my, and just for the record, like, the real reason I come back to the show is because I like to get away from the darkness that I really cover with, you know, Liberty Lockdown.

01:37:21.100 And I feel like of all the people here, Cole, for whatever reason, is the one that brings, like, the greatest sense of just joy to life.

01:37:29.160 And it always uplifts me.

01:37:32.660 So, thank you.

01:37:33.080 He's in touch with a common retard. 1.00

01:37:35.380 And also, it's probably because you're retarded. 0.99

01:37:37.620 But that's, like, that's the size of the way. 0.98

01:37:39.820 All right.

01:37:39.960 Has everybody hit everybody except for Reed because he didn't show up?

01:37:42.200 I haven't done Todd.

01:37:43.020 Oh, well, I'm thankful for Reed.

01:37:45.040 Well, I wanted –

01:37:45.700 I haven't done Clint.

01:37:46.500 Well, I'll get this out. 0.98

01:37:48.040 I'm thankful for all our fucking fans, everybody that was there from the beginning, everybody that's in the group chat, in the chat, fucking right now. 0.99

01:37:55.180 All right. 0.99

01:37:55.340 Someone in the chat right now gets to be thankful for something because he's thanking you.

01:37:59.640 Dickie doing all the producing stuff and doing clips.

01:38:02.800 What?

01:38:03.200 Spud also has done a ton of clips and sending people. 0.98

01:38:06.780 David Brady is always sending us shit and, like, always a big fan. 0.97

01:38:10.720 Tyler. 0.99

01:38:11.600 Like, so many people that we fucking love y'all. 0.69

01:38:14.700 And honestly, like, we didn't – I mean, I mean, from – especially after YouTube went down for us, we didn't think we were going to – and to where we're back at now is great.

01:38:24.600 And it's thanks to you all, guys, and love it.

01:38:25.900 Dude, you better include fucking Maxine Waters in the Odyssey chat. 1.00

01:38:29.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:38:30.340 Maxine Waters, Odyssey chat.

01:38:31.400 God bless you. 1.00

01:38:33.660 I'm thankful for Reed's fucking massive hog. 1.00

01:38:36.820 Yes. 1.00

01:38:37.360 We can all be thankful for that.

01:38:38.520 Has everyone thanked everybody?

01:38:39.940 I haven't thanked Top yet.

01:38:42.020 I have not done Clint yet, so.

01:38:43.420 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:38:44.100 I want to be – I am thankful for Top for a litany of things.

01:38:48.280 One, I feel re-inspired in my entrepreneurial path witnessing a young entrepreneur that's getting after it after working a, you know, kind of a nine-to-five type role prior.

01:38:58.840 And I just – I love the creativity and the – just the willingness to constantly create something new.

01:39:08.120 And you always have – like, you're just an idea guy.

01:39:10.340 You just have tons of ideas, and it's fucking rad. 0.88

01:39:11.800 But – and also your savagery. 1.00

01:39:16.980 Like, you and Jose in particular are just fucking such lunatics, and it inspires me to be a worse person. 1.00

01:39:22.820 So thank you. 1.00

01:39:23.060 I'm more of a sharpshooter.

01:39:24.220 He's more of just a lay-down ground fire.

01:39:26.080 Yeah.

01:39:26.320 It's really cool because, like, once you get into that – once you get into that zone of being one of you two, you can basically say whatever you want.

01:39:34.380 And, like, everyone's just like – no one really gets offended by it. 0.97

01:39:37.600 Like, you're saying crazy shit, and it's just like, yeah, that's him. 0.99

01:39:40.460 That's what he does. 1.00

01:39:41.280 That's right.

01:39:43.260 All right.

01:39:43.700 So I'm so glad – I'm so glad that I didn't shy away from that.

01:39:46.400 But, like, Jose has been a big part of it. 0.95

01:39:48.660 I'm like, I see this guy doing shit, and I'm just like, you know what? 0.92

01:39:50.680 That's exactly how I am in real life, and that's how I feel. 0.99

01:39:53.220 And you have nothing to lose.

01:39:53.800 That's just what I'm going to do.

01:39:54.660 You have nothing to lose, man.

01:39:55.220 You picked a good template for success.

01:39:57.220 Well, I have some stuff to lose, but I just – I don't care.

01:40:01.600 The way you hold on to it is by acting as if you have nothing to lose.

01:40:05.180 Correct.

01:40:05.960 I mean, it's kind of your brand. 0.99

01:40:07.180 I know you were, like, very much like, well, you kind of almost had that, like, corporate mindset of, like, well, I don't really want to get involved in this shit. 0.98

01:40:12.460 And, like, I was always kind of like, well, that's kind of your brand. 0.99

01:40:15.220 Like, obviously, don't go too nuts. 0.99

01:40:16.860 Like, you don't want to be like, so-and-so is a pedophile with no evidence or some shit, you know? 0.99

01:40:24.820 There's a minimal amount of evidence. 0.97

01:40:27.660 Honestly, like, I thought you had no evidence, and then you presented this much evidence.

01:40:31.500 I was like, all right, go ahead.

01:40:32.640 You had more evidence than I had against Ace.

01:40:35.460 That is definitely true.

01:40:36.940 Exactly.

01:40:38.460 All right.

01:40:38.880 I'm going to thank Clint real quick for not killing me when he stayed with me for, like, a week in this span.

01:40:44.180 I don't know how he tolerated that or put up with it.

01:40:46.600 Oh, oh.

01:40:47.280 I thought you were implying that I might be, like, a low-key murderer.

01:40:50.140 And I was like, nah, dude, I'm not.

01:40:51.760 That, too.

01:40:53.240 Yeah.

01:40:54.000 Well, and thank you for being gentle.

01:40:56.360 Well, if your handlers ever saw us as a threat, they would let you take us out.

01:41:00.960 And you didn't have the skills to do so as well.

01:41:03.480 Thank you to Clint also for our move.

01:41:05.380 A little special ops than you did in Bulgaria.

01:41:07.520 I know it's going to go out.

01:41:09.360 I do look like a Bulgarian special ops.

01:41:11.500 You do.

01:41:12.240 Absolutely.

01:41:13.680 You committed war crimes there, man. 0.83

01:41:15.840 It's true. 0.99

01:41:16.500 When Clint and I watched that lesbian porn together, he was also a gentle lover. 0.98

01:41:19.940 So I thank him for that. 0.99

01:41:22.000 All right.

01:41:22.580 Also, one more.

01:41:23.480 We'll finish it out.

01:41:24.400 Thankful to at least mine, Jose's, and Top's wives for letting us do this because we take out the whole two hours. 1.00

01:41:33.320 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:41:36.280 There is no let. 1.00

01:41:37.260 There is only do.

01:41:38.240 Yeah, that's right.

01:41:38.660 I mean, I know I'm going to feel it now with the kid, and I hear him crying.

01:41:44.060 Oh, no, that's the thing.

01:41:44.840 You're not going to really feel it much anymore.

01:41:46.300 Dude, I walked out to put my daughter back to sleep. 1.00

01:41:49.180 That's why I was out for the last 20 minutes.

01:41:51.220 By the way, also, yeah, and thanks to Reed for also being a gentle lover and for convincing me to climb Mount Washington and making sure I didn't die while doing so.

01:42:01.280 I don't think Cole got me, but I don't think Cole got me, but I'll hold it against him.

01:42:04.380 Oh, oh, Jose. 1.00

01:42:05.880 I'm thankful for your fucking comic book shit in the back. 1.00

01:42:08.720 It's always – 1.00

01:42:09.700 I think it makes a good backdrop.

01:42:12.280 It does.

01:42:12.640 And it makes you – it takes you from, like, just looking like a bro jock to some sort of nerd.

01:42:19.480 So it kind of – it levels you out.

01:42:20.620 It bounces out, yeah.

01:42:21.400 It does, yeah.

01:42:22.160 I'm an enigma. 0.99

01:42:23.120 From the fucking sleeves to then in the background of the comic books. 0.99

01:42:26.900 It's just great. 0.96

01:42:27.320 Let me add to Reed's thanks since he's not here.

01:42:30.380 I just wanted to thank him for being, like, a real passionate libertarian.

01:42:36.200 Like, he's definitely – I could feel his hurt as everything doesn't go the direction that he wants.

01:42:43.360 He's the only one of us that is still stuck to libertarianism.

01:42:47.300 Yeah, kind of.

01:42:48.680 Somewhat.

01:42:49.160 But I appreciate that dedication.

01:42:52.020 And I just wanted to thank – I just wanted to thank our viewers and our supporters and, you know, our friends.

01:42:58.800 I mean, they're really our friends.

01:42:59.900 It's very cool.

01:43:01.680 Whenever I go to an event, I always run into at least one Tower Gang fan, usually more. 0.72

01:43:07.360 And you guys are always, like, I know immediately that you are someone I could be a friend with because, like, I know that you're fucking cool.

01:43:15.400 I'm going to be able to say whatever I want, and we're going to laugh, and we're going to have a drink, and it's going to be fun.

01:43:19.380 I do want to say one more thing about – I want to say one more thing about Reid before we go.

01:43:23.380 He is genuinely probably one of the nicest people I've ever met is Reid.

01:43:26.300 Like, he is a – he's an absolute sweetheart.

01:43:28.680 He is one of the most supportive of the group.

01:43:31.400 As long as you're not a Jew. 1.00

01:43:32.600 Yeah, as long as you're not a Jew. 1.00

01:43:33.920 That really is a deal breaker.

01:43:36.160 But yeah, he's a genuinely nice guy.

01:43:37.920 And he's kind of –

01:43:38.500 You're on thin ice, Dave.

01:43:39.740 And Reid is, like, a weird combination of the best aspects of all of us in a lot of ways, I think.

01:43:44.340 Because he is kind of a savage as well.

01:43:45.300 And the worst. 0.95

01:43:46.360 Yeah, and the worst, yeah.

01:43:47.320 But no, Reid's great.

01:43:50.420 That's right.

01:43:51.200 All right.

01:43:52.100 Thank you guys for tuning in.

01:43:53.520 We don't need plugs.

01:43:54.240 Oh, that's a good –

01:43:54.740 Now that we're done jerking each other off, Toad, do we have a video to take us out with?

01:44:00.880 Oh, one plug.

01:44:02.980 I'm doing a Thanksgiving stream tomorrow.

01:44:04.940 I don't know who else is coming up, but whoever I can scrounge up.

01:44:07.720 Oh, I do have to do a plug because it's such a big guest.

01:44:10.720 Oh, yeah.

01:44:11.300 Tuesday, Dr. Robert Malone. 0.98

01:44:13.080 That'll be fucking wild. 0.96

01:44:14.180 Nice. 0.99

01:44:14.840 What about the other one?

01:44:15.800 Yeah.

01:44:17.320 What?

01:44:17.840 Oh, oh, Jimmy Dore and Dave Smith?

01:44:19.740 Oh, I was talking about the other one.

01:44:20.640 That's the day of our –

01:44:21.140 Not a big deal.

01:44:22.640 No, I was talking about the other one after that, unless you've already done it.

01:44:25.080 I can't remember if you –

01:44:26.140 Which –

01:44:26.720 Alan.

01:44:28.400 Alan?

01:44:28.840 Oh, Alan Dershowitz.

01:44:29.860 We haven't scheduled yet.

01:44:31.140 Oh, okay.

01:44:31.940 Oh, I don't know if we're supposed to talk about that.

01:44:33.660 I mean, it's cool, but it's weird.

01:44:35.240 I know.

01:44:35.640 It is very weird.

01:44:36.300 But he was actually exonerated.

01:44:37.620 The person that made that accusation about him with the Epstein case came out and said that she was mistaken,

01:44:42.600 that it was not him, and I was like, all right.

01:44:46.460 He's a little dewy.

01:44:48.920 Yeah, but legit, though, I'm thankful for all of you guys and that we get to do this every week

01:44:53.640 because this is like hanging out with the bros again.

01:44:56.120 If we didn't have this –

01:44:57.060 It's the only thing that Toad gets with other human beings.

01:45:00.600 I'm not –

01:45:01.500 No exaggeration. 1.00

01:45:02.680 When I missed the show last week because I was on the cruise, I was like, fuck. 0.99

01:45:06.880 Like, I don't get to say really, really fucked up things for an hour and a half this week. 0.99

01:45:11.840 Well, you could have. 0.79

01:45:12.600 I only get to type them.

01:45:14.880 You were in international waters, Clint.

01:45:17.020 You could have said whatever you want.

01:45:18.340 I can't stop you. 0.99

01:45:19.580 Mumbling nigger under his breath. 0.93

01:45:22.280 Yeah, and absolutely thanks to all. 0.97

01:45:24.120 On a carnival cruise?

01:45:25.860 It would have been a terrible idea.

01:45:27.660 What did you say?

01:45:28.400 Nothing.

01:45:28.800 Nothing.

01:45:29.120 Nothing at all.

01:45:31.700 Yeah, absolutely.

01:45:33.140 Thanks to all the listeners and the fans, man,

01:45:34.900 and the people that have joined the Patreon so far.

01:45:36.980 Like, they keep us going.

01:45:38.680 Like, that's part of the reason why we do this.

01:45:40.180 We want to make each other laugh, but we want to make all the viewers laugh as well.

01:45:44.000 It keeps us going, man.

01:45:45.280 We've had people that have been with us from the beginning.

01:45:47.380 We're coming up towards two years pretty quickly.

01:45:50.480 All right, guys. 0.98

01:45:51.400 Let's get the fuck out of here. 0.97

01:45:52.520 Show up for my show tomorrow. 0.98

01:45:53.560 We're on my 200th episode, but I'll see you.

01:45:55.820 Hell yeah.

01:45:56.200 Happy Thanksgiving.

01:45:57.000 Yes, I do have a video to bring us out, so we can do that. 0.98

01:46:00.320 Hugs and kisses, bitches. 1.00

01:46:01.340 We out. 1.00

01:46:01.780 Fucking father. 1.00

01:46:02.900 Think about that. 1.00

01:46:03.500 I got raised in the black church. 0.89

01:46:05.580 He knows I'm not kidding.

01:46:06.740 I got my education for real in the black church, and that's not hyperbole.

01:46:12.480 It's a fact.

01:46:13.080 I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home politically.

01:46:19.620 It's a large, very identifiable Somali community.

01:46:23.560 I might add, if you ever come to the train station with me, you'll notice that I have great

01:46:28.300 relations with them because there's an awful lot of driving cabs.

01:46:31.540 I probably went to shul more than many of you did.

01:46:39.080 You all think I'm kidding.

01:46:40.980 He can tell you.

01:46:41.680 He got the first sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and nice looking.

01:46:54.820 You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. 1.00

01:47:02.180 It's a prolly.

01:47:02.700 I'm not joking. 0.96

01:47:03.640 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.99

01:47:08.220 Have you taken a cognitive test? 0.98

01:47:10.200 No, I haven't taken a test.

01:47:12.100 Why the hell would I take a test?

01:47:13.500 Come on, man. 0.74

01:47:16.460 That's like saying, you, before you got in this program, you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not.

01:47:21.140 What do you think, huh? 0.97

01:47:22.800 Are you a junker? 0.99

01:47:23.440 What do you say to President Trump, who brags about his test and makes your mental state an issue for voters? 0.99

01:47:33.020 Well, if he can't figure out the difference between an elephant and a lion.

01:47:37.160 Young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding, given the chance, as white entrepreneurs are. 0.55

01:47:44.840 But they don't have lawyers. 0.71

01:47:46.540 They don't have accountants.

01:47:49.820 Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. 1.00

01:47:52.780 What you all know, but most people don't know, unlike the African-American community, with notable exceptions,

01:47:59.380 the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community.

01:48:02.540 Romney wants to let the, he said in the first hundred days,

01:48:05.140 he's going to let the big banks once again write their own rules.

01:48:09.560 Unchain Wall Street.

01:48:14.080 They're going to put you all back in chains.

01:48:16.360 The three congressmen you have here, two of them look like they could, they really could and did play ball,

01:48:22.200 and the other one looks like he could bomb you.

01:48:23.660 I will once more return to the hollow ground of Yad Vashem to honor six million Jewish lives 0.99

01:48:31.280 who were stolen in the genocide and continue, which we must do every, every day, continue to bear witness.

01:48:40.140 To keep alive the truth and honor of the Holocaust, horror of the Holocaust. 0.88

01:48:44.220 I just have one thing to say.

01:48:52.960 All right.

01:48:59.300 There you go.

01:49:00.300 Dance a little bit, Joe.

01:49:01.140 Come on.

01:49:02.400 I'll tell you, by the way.

01:49:03.600 I'll tell you what, if I had the talent of any one of these people, I'd be elected president by acclamation.

01:49:12.600 it.

Tower Gang - November 25, 2022

Ep 98 - The Can't Chromosome

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