Tower Gang - Ep 99 - Wuhan Fish Market

00:00:00.000 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:03.640 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:06.280 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:09.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:10.440 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:13.320 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:15.280 Come in now.

00:00:17.440 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this,

00:00:20.720 and she needs to account for it. 0.97

00:00:22.400 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:24.400 That's right. 0.99

00:00:25.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.940 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:31.900 What? 1.00

00:00:32.080 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:34.680 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:37.120 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:38.080 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:39.340 Free! 1.00

00:00:41.020 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:42.740 Free! 1.00

00:00:43.640 Free!

00:00:44.100 Free!

00:00:46.300 Welcome, everybody, to another last revolution of Target. 0.99

00:00:49.640 We open this motherfucker, and we flexing on you hoes, 1.00

00:00:52.460 because Cole's getting in shape, son. 1.00

00:00:54.480 Let's fucking go. 0.99

00:00:55.340 Look at that man in tank top shape, baby. 1.00

00:00:58.980 This is the number one podcast for the transgender community.

00:01:03.380 Thank you for tuning in.

00:01:05.280 Exactly. 0.97

00:01:06.080 We're going to be covering a bunch of fucking hard-hitting news, 1.00

00:01:09.600 black people getting knocked out, or knocking out people, 1.00

00:01:12.880 drug addict fathers of mass shooters, 0.99

00:01:16.520 really cutting-edge important stuff, so do not miss it.

00:01:19.560 Thank you for tuning in, folks.

00:01:20.760 Also, Toad is actually here.

00:01:22.040 He said his power is out, and then, I mean, we told him,

00:01:26.760 if you miss an episode, you're off.

00:01:27.960 I mean, you're completely cut off.

00:01:29.560 No more.

00:01:30.680 So he went to his parents' house.

00:01:33.500 Yeah.

00:01:33.900 And we are just going to scream every obscenity until they can hear us.

00:01:38.540 He's also not using headphones, so you know it's on speaker phones.

00:01:42.740 So they can, if we yell at home, no.

00:01:45.000 I'm actually, yeah, I'm in the bedroom where I grew up, 0.95

00:01:47.780 so this is the first place I ever masturbated, so. 0.94

00:01:50.100 I find it wild you went to your parents' house when you're using your phone. 0.97

00:01:55.960 So it's like you literally just went there so you had light?

00:01:59.040 Like, I don't understand.

00:02:00.400 No, no, no.

00:02:01.000 I did not have any phone service in my home either.

00:02:05.280 So it would either be out, like, in the wilderness in the rain.

00:02:09.020 Well, I have to charge my phone, right?

00:02:10.720 So, I mean, I guess it could be, like, in my vehicle.

00:02:13.160 But if I was going to be in my vehicle, I would have to somehow open my garage

00:02:16.760 and then I would have to, like, leave it open.

00:02:18.380 No, no.

00:02:19.320 Yeah, it wouldn't be tough to open your garage with the vehicle running.

00:02:21.400 No, you leave it closed and running.

00:02:22.600 I don't have power, Clint.

00:02:23.720 I would have to manually open it and then, I guess, manually close it.

00:02:27.540 I'm not doing that.

00:02:28.380 If you don't, I'm an engineer.

00:02:30.380 I worked with some electric stuff.

00:02:31.640 What you need to do, to keep the electricity in as well,

00:02:34.180 cover up all the windows and doors and everything in the garage with plastic

00:02:39.360 and make sure the electricity doesn't get out.

00:02:41.820 You want to keep it in.

00:02:43.500 And by the way, you rev the engine and that gets the power up, too.

00:02:48.100 So, you charge your car a little better.

00:02:49.900 It's actually true.

00:02:51.100 Well, you did say this is a support podcast for trans people, so.

00:02:54.940 I love it with Cole.

00:02:56.760 It reminds me of that Key and Peele bit where, like,

00:02:58.860 the one dude makes a joke and no one laughs 0.99

00:03:00.700 and then someone makes the same exact joke and everyone fucking dies. 0.99

00:03:03.660 That's exactly what Cole just did. 0.99

00:03:07.140 Thanks, man.

00:03:08.260 You're welcome.

00:03:09.420 I just, hey, it was a yes and.

00:03:11.060 And it wasn't.

00:03:12.040 Yeah.

00:03:12.560 Yeah.

00:03:12.840 What's that?

00:03:13.280 I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall, like,

00:03:14.860 listening to that conversation.

00:03:16.400 Mom, I want to come over. 1.00

00:03:17.900 She's like, why are you coming over here for you, you fucking faggot? 1.00

00:03:20.520 Toad. 1.00

00:03:21.280 I got a podcast, Mom.

00:03:23.500 I got to charge my phone for the podcast.

00:03:25.220 She's like, don't make me repeat myself.

00:03:26.780 That's right.

00:03:30.000 You know that she uses foul language like that, too, which is awesome. 1.00

00:03:34.100 That'd be cool. 1.00

00:03:34.420 I love that if your parents actually called you a fucking faggot. 1.00

00:03:37.200 They're like, give us a son or something. 1.00

00:03:39.460 Jesus.

00:03:40.420 We want grandkids. 1.00

00:03:43.100 You know when I was growing up that my mom was a Democrat

00:03:44.920 and now she's, like, the most racist person I know? 0.98

00:03:48.260 This is still a Democrat. 1.00

00:03:49.260 They're the real racist. 0.96

00:03:51.220 So she's still a Democrat? 0.98

00:03:54.400 Yeah, I think mine has undergone a similar metamorphosis,

00:03:58.140 if you want to call it that.

00:03:59.640 Yeah, see?

00:04:01.180 Again, what we're saying, it wasn't a metamorphosis.

00:04:03.320 They were always this way.

00:04:04.340 You don't get more racist in your 60s.

00:04:06.860 No, they do.

00:04:07.800 It's true.

00:04:08.560 I swear to God.

00:04:09.400 I think you definitely do.

00:04:10.400 Yeah, what?

00:04:10.780 I think life is just a progression of getting more racist over time.

00:04:14.760 That's all it is.

00:04:15.680 So, all right, let's bring up.

00:04:17.800 That's what aging is.

00:04:18.760 Yeah, let's bring up where I am now.

00:04:22.960 By the time I get to 60, I'm literally going to be Hitler. 0.90

00:04:26.360 Like, it's not.

00:04:28.460 There's only so much further I can go before I'm actually.

00:04:32.040 No, no, no.

00:04:32.620 I think you're so far at the end of the bell curve

00:04:35.340 that you're actually going to flip in horseshoe theory

00:04:37.980 and become some, like, crazy woke progressive.

00:04:40.960 Oh, God.

00:04:42.300 Imagine.

00:04:43.060 You know, you ever see those podcasts where, like,

00:04:44.820 they started off cool and then, like, you look at them now,

00:04:46.940 like, H3H3 or some shit like that, 0.99

00:04:49.000 and you're like, how did they become so gay? 0.99

00:04:50.880 Were they always so gay? 1.00

00:04:51.440 Yeah, I'm looking at you guys in that way right now. 0.80

00:04:55.000 We're going to, like, horseshoe theory.

00:04:56.520 This whole podcast will come around and we'll just be hard left.

00:04:59.260 That would be pretty cool.

00:05:00.300 Do Top and Toad both have delays right now?

00:05:03.300 Yeah, they do.

00:05:03.880 We should do one episode where we just try and be woke.

00:05:08.280 That'd be kind of fun.

00:05:09.000 Well, but can you imagine, because right now I'm retarded with the right. 0.61

00:05:13.060 Oh, please.

00:05:13.720 Do not say retarded in front of the code.

00:05:16.880 Well, I'm retarded, but I have the right opinions, so I'm good. 0.54

00:05:21.560 Imagine if I was retarded with the wrong opinions. 0.94

00:05:24.340 I mean, I might as well run for Congress. 0.81

00:05:27.860 It's amazing that you just lucked your way into being right about everything.

00:05:31.840 Real quick.

00:05:32.320 Tell me I'm correct.

00:05:34.660 McAdams got taken off Twitter for calling Sean Hannity a retard, right? 0.99

00:05:38.400 So I was just learning to call him a bitch, which, like, he wouldn't have got to take 0.99

00:05:43.080 it down for that. 0.99

00:05:44.520 Right. 0.98

00:05:44.660 And it's way funnier they call him a retard. 1.00

00:05:47.840 That's debatable. 0.84

00:05:49.200 Debatable. 1.00

00:05:49.680 If he would have called him a bitch, that's harder. 0.99

00:05:52.300 I actually think I might have one of the times I got, like, a timeout, I think it was for 1.00

00:05:55.780 bitch, yeah. 1.00

00:05:57.000 I feel like retarded bitch could actually take some people down. 1.00

00:05:59.640 I got a suspension for calling someone a scumbag. 1.00

00:06:02.340 Did you know that you can't say that? 0.98

00:06:03.840 Yeah, if they report you, I think it's, like, harassment if you're just insulting people.

00:06:07.440 But you can finally say that COVID was actually from a lab in Wuhan now.

00:06:12.880 Yeah.

00:06:13.820 100% you can say it.

00:06:14.780 Can you say it on YouTube?

00:06:15.800 Finally.

00:06:16.320 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:06:16.680 We're fucked now. 1.00

00:06:17.360 Oh, my bad. 1.00

00:06:18.740 My bad.

00:06:20.160 We already got nuked for it, but you can say it now.

00:06:23.340 I totally forgot about that because we're still on YouTube.

00:06:25.080 But, yeah, on Twitter, they released something, like, yesterday or two days ago.

00:06:28.920 They were like, we're no longer removing content for misinformation about COVID, which is, like,

00:06:34.140 a couple weeks after they were moved, they had that tab, the COVID tab, which used to

00:06:38.440 be, like, the first tab you would open up on the search, it would be the COVID tab.

00:06:42.460 And they kept moving it over to the right and, like, keep pushing it further down, like,

00:06:47.900 the tabs, until it disappeared.

00:06:49.820 And I was like, I mean, it was, and no one talked about it.

00:06:52.260 No one talked about how it just randomly disappeared one day.

00:06:55.080 Yeah.

00:06:55.420 Well, this is what they do with everything.

00:06:56.720 Like, they push something, and then by the time it becomes, like, okay to talk about it,

00:07:02.460 it's already too late, and the damage has already been done, like, with the vaccine.

00:07:05.960 I can't even concentrate right now because Cole was just, like, reaching out like this,

00:07:10.020 and I'm looking at, like, the vascularity and the cut right there in his arm.

00:07:14.400 It's impressive.

00:07:15.180 He's been working out for, like, three months.

00:07:16.780 This guy's built different.

00:07:18.000 Yeah, dude, I'm hard.

00:07:19.460 Still not enough to trim his pits, though, apparently.

00:07:22.640 He hasn't gotten to that level.

00:07:23.780 Okay.

00:07:24.640 We were talking about this before at the show.

00:07:27.280 And I was, like, because I think Jose mentioned, like, oh, yeah, I trim mine. 0.99

00:07:32.200 And I was, like, there's fucking baggage. 0.91

00:07:33.340 I did this, joking around, and you saw them, and you're, like, do you shave it? 0.99

00:07:36.220 And I was, like, no, I trim them.

00:07:37.800 Occasionally I'll shave them, but usually I just trim them.

00:07:40.680 And then I was expecting backup.

00:07:43.280 Like, yeah, look at this bag of trimming.

00:07:44.580 And then all four of them were, like, no, we trim our – and I was, like, am I the only –

00:07:49.920 I'm the manscaping artist here, so you know that I do my pits.

00:07:54.180 Yeah.

00:07:54.320 I trim specifically because I use, like, the white deodorant because white is right. 0.99

00:08:02.420 Oh, yeah.

00:08:02.660 And if you have – if you've got a lot of hair, it'll get caught in there like you'll

00:08:06.260 get, like, the LL Cool J bowls.

00:08:08.020 So I trim them so that way it just stays out of that.

00:08:11.780 That's the only reason.

00:08:12.460 I don't really care what they look like.

00:08:14.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.260 Tom, I use charcoal deodorant because I'm not a racist.

00:08:17.680 Okay. 1.00

00:08:18.200 That's why you stink like shit. 1.00

00:08:20.660 For me, it's a – I started doing it because of working out particularly because with a long 1.00

00:08:26.920 one especially – well, like, there'd be movements where, like, they'd get caught and, 0.92

00:08:30.680 like, it'd be – especially, like, shit like Rose and stuff like that. 0.75

00:08:33.660 I've never had my arm hair caught. 0.98

00:08:35.340 Like, you pinch your own hair?

00:08:37.800 Yeah.

00:08:37.960 I just don't like it. 0.97

00:08:38.560 I just didn't like it when my arm would be down and it would, like, do a little fucking 0.98

00:08:41.860 poof. 0.96

00:08:42.480 And I was like, yo.

00:08:43.020 Oh, it's like the chest hair coming out of, like, your shirt, but it's out of your

00:08:45.820 arm.

00:08:46.120 Like, that's – I do have that.

00:08:47.880 It's like a clogged woman's shower drain, basically. 1.00

00:08:52.120 Like, mine becomes, like, a huge force.

00:08:53.860 Like, I can't have that, man.

00:08:54.920 It's got to go away.

00:08:55.740 Like, Rob, does your armpit hair match your actual hair?

00:08:58.800 Is it actually, like, curly and poofy?

00:09:00.580 Yes. 0.98

00:09:00.740 Is it, like, a fucking – 0.99

00:09:01.980 Jerry curl. 1.00

00:09:04.100 Match the pits.

00:09:06.180 Mine's incredibly straight and soft.

00:09:08.400 Oh, mine's incredibly straight.

00:09:09.660 I mean, it's pretty soft, too. 0.96

00:09:10.960 I could fucking, like – I could comb it. 0.98

00:09:12.760 I could braid it. 0.99

00:09:13.220 I could do all sorts of fun shit. 0.99

00:09:14.260 So I don't want that because I'm not a homosexual. 1.00

00:09:16.940 So I trim it. 0.99

00:09:18.140 Jose, you also shave your legs, don't you?

00:09:20.520 No, I don't shave my legs.

00:09:23.220 No.

00:09:23.780 I think I did it once.

00:09:25.140 I did once goofing off, and it was, like, the worst.

00:09:27.740 It was a goof.

00:09:28.620 I ironically shaved my legs.

00:09:31.300 Well, I don't know if I'd mention the show.

00:09:33.020 When I first joined the military, I was a washout of, like –

00:09:36.480 it technically wasn't Special Forces, but it kind of was.

00:09:38.920 I'm not going to call it the particulars.

00:09:39.840 They make you shave your legs in the military?

00:09:41.480 No, but it was, like, we would – in training, we would wear –

00:09:43.980 Don't ask, don't tell.

00:09:45.080 We would wear these things called – they're called Sophie's,

00:09:47.200 which are almost like these, like, really, really short shorts.

00:09:49.060 Those are the things we would train in, like, when we do, like, workouts and stuff.

00:09:51.840 And it was, like, these nut huggers. 1.00

00:09:52.900 And we just – as a joke, like, the guys were, like, you got to shave your legs.

00:09:56.700 It was a pretty fun environment, actually.

00:09:58.320 Like, we had this thing we call Fluffer Fridays, 0.96

00:10:01.120 which we legit would, like, fluff up our dicks on Fridays. 0.93

00:10:04.060 Oh, we would go, like, rock hard? 0.97

00:10:05.600 No, not rock hard.

00:10:06.660 It's a fluff.

00:10:07.420 You fluff.

00:10:07.960 Fluff, man.

00:10:08.640 Yeah.

00:10:09.000 So where it's almost – it's still flaccid enough.

00:10:11.360 It's still, like – it's flaccid.

00:10:13.100 It's soft but pumped up.

00:10:14.400 Yeah, it's kind of – and because those nut huggers are so small, 1.00

00:10:17.100 it's almost – the head of your dick is almost out of the shirt. 1.00

00:10:18.880 Right. 1.00

00:10:19.100 It's like – you know when, like, when you're about to be in a porno 1.00

00:10:22.220 or when you're about to ascend a soft dick dick? 1.00

00:10:25.120 No, I don't. 1.00

00:10:25.380 No, we get it.

00:10:26.000 But why, though?

00:10:27.040 You fluff it.

00:10:28.120 Yeah, I don't understand.

00:10:28.940 Why? 1.00

00:10:29.140 So your dick looks awesome. 1.00

00:10:30.340 We're in these short – we're in these, like, fucking – like, I don't know 1.00

00:10:33.480 if you've ever seen them. 0.91

00:10:34.280 Why? 0.94

00:10:34.900 Because our dicks look awesome.

00:10:36.260 Yeah. 0.98

00:10:36.580 Like, no, there's these short shorts.

00:10:38.300 It's funny, too, because those guys are just like,

00:10:39.960 all right, guys, Fluffer Friday, fluff them up, 0.99

00:10:41.440 and I'll just be fluffing our dicks, like, in our shorts. 0.99

00:10:44.160 When they run by – when they run by the threes that are in the Navy, 0.99

00:10:48.740 they can all, like, you know, feel pretty good. 1.00

00:10:51.080 Those fucking trolls of women that signed up for the armed forces 1.00

00:10:54.740 can see their fluffed up dicks. 1.00

00:10:56.020 But, you know, I shaved my legs for that. 0.98

00:10:57.460 It was an awful idea, especially since I was, like, in hardcore training.

00:11:00.980 Like, we would use, like, ruck for, like, you know, well, like, probably 5, 10, 0.83

00:11:04.800 you know, even more miles through, like, wilderness and shit, 0.97

00:11:07.060 going on runs. 0.98

00:11:07.900 And then you have these – especially me with my big meaty quads, 0.99

00:11:10.560 just fucking, like, rubbing together as, like, with this, like, freshly shaved. 0.99

00:11:15.960 Like, it was an awful idea. 0.99

00:11:17.460 It was the worst.

00:11:18.160 You need the hair, especially in between your thighs, 1.00

00:11:21.560 right around your dick and balls. 1.00

00:11:22.900 You need that hair, or you will, like, destroy your inner thighs. 1.00

00:11:26.660 I always question myself.

00:11:28.840 So when you guys – listen, sometimes I'll – if I do shave,

00:11:32.200 total understand, I'll go overboard.

00:11:34.780 Sometimes I'll leave a little bit.

00:11:36.100 Sometimes I'll just be like, I'm just going to take it all off.

00:11:37.700 It's going to be, like, nice and smooth.

00:11:39.040 And when I do that, the rare times I do with the razor,

00:11:42.300 it's always a question mark about how far do I go down the thigh

00:11:45.400 before it starts getting weird.

00:11:47.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:11:48.000 Why do you go down the thigh?

00:11:50.340 Like, I like –

00:11:51.360 What do you do? 1.00

00:11:51.700 I legit, like, all right, you have your dick and balls, 1.00

00:11:53.960 and obviously, you know, you have the spot. 1.00

00:11:55.340 Underneath all that, too.

00:11:56.320 Can you actually – can you show it? 1.00

00:11:58.140 I need to see dick. 1.00

00:11:58.920 I need you to actually – you need to be like, here's your balls, 1.00

00:12:01.500 and here's your dick. 1.00

00:12:02.540 You know how your legs create that crease? 1.00

00:12:04.360 You know how your legs create that crease?

00:12:06.780 Like, there's that little bit of hair that comes out the edge.

00:12:08.960 I hit that, and then I'll –

00:12:10.100 Yeah, so do I, yeah.

00:12:11.120 That's it.

00:12:11.720 Like, I don't go down the legs.

00:12:13.200 I know, but it looks absurd when you have, like –

00:12:15.380 Here is –

00:12:15.760 Because I have, like, actual thigh hair a little bit,

00:12:18.320 and it'll, like – 0.98

00:12:19.140 If I just let that shit all sit there while I have no hair in the center, 1.00

00:12:22.780 I look like a fucking reverse child. 1.00

00:12:24.500 It looks even crazier. 1.00

00:12:25.760 But the weird thing is, I don't think women care about us being shaved.

00:12:29.940 I don't think that's ever been a thing.

00:12:31.540 I just feel like that's not true.

00:12:33.140 Okay.

00:12:33.520 Yeah, it's definitely not true.

00:12:34.920 Every time – I'll tell you this, and I'll say it again.

00:12:37.000 I've said it here before. 0.99

00:12:37.660 Every time I shave, it's 100% chance zero pussy for whatever reason. 1.00

00:12:42.540 Every time that day. 0.99

00:12:43.240 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:12:43.720 They don't care.

00:12:44.440 Well, I was saying, I mean, they – 0.99

00:12:45.920 It doesn't entice them if we are, you know, fucking balled up. 0.97

00:12:50.300 They don't – 0.99

00:12:51.380 No, no, you're so –

00:12:52.300 Top's putting himself – 1.00

00:12:53.820 Top's putting himself in the I'm-gonna-fuck-today frame, 1.00

00:12:56.640 and that's not how you fuck. 1.00

00:12:57.500 Yeah, that's the thing. 1.00

00:12:58.740 Like, when you get in your mind, like, I'm-gonna-fuck, 1.00

00:13:00.320 that's when you're not-gonna-fuck. 1.00

00:13:01.300 Like, if you're trying – 1.00

00:13:01.780 Oh, so whenever he shaves, he was like, I'm-gonna-fuck. 0.99

00:13:05.320 And then it just doesn't happen because – 0.99

00:13:06.420 And then his energy, the females around him can sense it. 1.00

00:13:09.960 And they go, not today, motherfucking males. 1.00

00:13:12.840 Like, my wife, my mom, my daughter. 1.00

00:13:16.020 Yeah.

00:13:16.500 They're like, we'll see you tomorrow, dad.

00:13:20.940 Oh, no.

00:13:21.580 I feel like this is, like, we've reached the point in this show where now I'm uncomfortable.

00:13:29.300 We found the one thing that is uncomfortable.

00:13:31.300 The one thing.

00:13:32.480 Incredible.

00:13:34.440 I didn't think there was a limit.

00:13:36.800 Dude, I –

00:13:37.580 So here's –

00:13:38.580 So the better question is when you don't shave, if you leave a little triangle, like you're saying, Clint, like, you know, just, like, just the root, like, and you leave a little bit, then it gets even weirder because you have to shave around, right?

00:13:50.060 To make it there – to make there to be contrast. 0.97

00:13:52.480 Are you guys just that hairy that your thighs, like, that – like, your hair, like, just completely – there's no stopping between your thigh hair and your dick hair? 0.95

00:14:01.140 Because for me, I don't know, I've – like, I have hairy legs and hairy thighs, but, like, right in the – especially around the groin area, it's almost like the hair has been, like, rubbed off. 0.97

00:14:09.240 I don't know if it's just got meaty quads and they're, like – and from moving, they just kind of rub.

00:14:13.000 It's kind of like when I used to play soccer a lot, like, I would lose –

00:14:16.140 I have a passion that's not there, but I have thigh hair all the way up. 1.00

00:14:19.320 I was still talking, motherfucker. 0.99

00:14:20.340 He's like, there is only room for one person wearing a white beater in this podcast. 1.00

00:14:36.660 That's right.

00:14:37.980 No, so, yeah, like, I got, like, the pube forest going on, and then it kind of, like, spreads out a little bit, a little bit onto the thighs, so I hit all of that area, but I don't shave it off.

00:14:46.460 I trim it because you're going to get into trouble if you shave it all off.

00:14:49.940 You know, then you get into the, you know, top conundrum there.

00:14:54.480 I have very sparse but, like, long thigh hair.

00:14:59.080 Yes.

00:14:59.400 Like, it's not a lot.

00:15:00.780 It's not thick.

00:15:01.380 Like, if you were to see me from a distance, you'd be like, oh, there's no hair there. 0.98

00:15:03.720 But if you get up close, it's like, there's a motherfucking hair there. 0.98

00:15:05.920 And if you shave in the middle and you just leave that shit there, it's like – it probably doesn't look weird to someone else, but just it feels awkward. 0.99

00:15:13.340 For me, it's weird. 0.96

00:15:14.300 It's almost like there's this four-inch radius outside of my pubes where I don't really grow hair on my thighs, 0.98

00:15:19.500 and then it gets thick as fuck after that. 0.97

00:15:21.260 Like, it's weird. 0.96

00:15:22.560 Yeah, what's your pubes to thigh hair ratio, Jose?

00:15:26.260 I don't even know how to – 0.99

00:15:27.500 Also, if we're applying the hypothesis about, like, if you shave, you're not getting pussy, does Toad get negative pussy? 0.99

00:15:35.780 Because, I mean, it's going – 0.99

00:15:36.820 Because he shaves every day. 1.00

00:15:37.740 Yeah, I mean, he has to – yeah, Toad, go no shave fucking November, but for the rest of the year, I guess December, and by January, you will be drowning in pussy. 1.00

00:15:51.240 I did that last year, and it did not work. 1.00

00:15:53.820 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:15:54.700 Yeah, the cool thing is then he could show his dick on stream, and it won't get taken down. 0.99

00:15:58.080 Yeah, but – 0.99

00:15:59.240 No, so it is actually true that – 1.00

00:16:01.660 Take that fur coat off your dick. 1.00

00:16:03.660 It is actually true that, you know, over my entire lifespan, I have net negative pussy, which is being born, and that's it. 1.00

00:16:10.620 Whoa. 0.99

00:16:11.820 Think about it.

00:16:14.020 God, that's – I'm sorry for you, Toad. 0.99

00:16:16.300 Dude, you got to buy a hooker, like, for real. 1.00

00:16:18.160 Like, I know we joke about it, but, like, you have to. 0.99

00:16:21.780 Toad, here's the thing.

00:16:23.020 Guys, we can all take a vote right now.

00:16:24.600 We are making – how much off the Patreon a month?

00:16:27.300 Whatever.

00:16:28.000 It doesn't matter.

00:16:28.560 We're up to – I think about 70. 0.99

00:16:29.460 Who the fuck knows? 0.97

00:16:30.380 I've never seen a cent from it. 1.00

00:16:31.900 Y'all motherfuckers just keep confiscating our fucking – 1.00

00:16:34.480 But what I'm saying is we let Toad take that money and buy a hooker. 1.00

00:16:39.560 Cole spent it on liver king supplements. 0.81

00:16:43.480 We have about enough right now that you could, like, get, like, a hand job out of it, probably. 0.99

00:16:48.060 Well, then fucking get a hand job, Toad. 0.99

00:16:50.540 And then try to slip it in. 0.99

00:16:52.080 We have to have at least $60. 0.96

00:16:53.020 If you've ever looked into rates of whores, I have a feeling – 1.00

00:16:56.000 I think we've had a patron for a couple months now.

00:16:58.280 There's at least probably over $100 there if I had to guess.

00:17:01.240 Yeah.

00:17:01.900 Yeah, so, like – 1.00

00:17:02.740 All right, go get a hooker, dude. 1.00

00:17:03.680 I feel like – 1.00

00:17:04.700 You can get a hooker. 1.00

00:17:05.020 I'm talking about – 0.99

00:17:06.000 I'm talking about –

00:17:06.920 It's not good sacks, but –

00:17:08.080 I'm talking about the rates that Clint gets offered, though, so –

00:17:12.540 He gets offered good rates.

00:17:13.580 I mean, the –

00:17:14.060 You're not ready for that.

00:17:15.680 Oh.

00:17:17.680 Dude, $100 would be insane.

00:17:20.060 You've got to step your way up.

00:17:21.220 Yeah, $100 hand job would be insane.

00:17:24.040 Like, that's a high-class hand job.

00:17:26.060 Like, that's –

00:17:26.460 Yeah, that's what I want.

00:17:27.760 I don't know if you've ever just for fun looked at rates of escorts, but you can get 0.86

00:17:30.960 full-on sex for $100. 1.00

00:17:32.380 It's a low-class shit, but, you know. 1.00

00:17:34.820 Well, manicured. 1.00

00:17:35.540 If there's a quality to price thing for handjobs, I feel like a $100 handjob would have to

00:17:40.080 be by a dude because, I mean, there's – like, at a certain point, women cannot get to the 0.97

00:17:45.080 quality that a man can give for a handjob. 0.99

00:17:48.160 So, a $100 handjob would be just a gay guy. 1.00

00:17:50.980 I would not pay that. 1.00

00:17:52.120 We could get him a – we could get him a really good handjob, and we don't have to 0.99

00:17:55.960 worry about, like, spoiling him for the Lord or whatever the fuck he's worried about at 1.00

00:17:58.600 this point. 0.97

00:17:59.640 Dickie brings up an interesting point there, though.

00:18:03.060 Is there such a thing as a mythical handjob?

00:18:06.280 No. 0.54

00:18:07.920 Yeah, even, like, the best handjob, it'd just be like – 0.86

00:18:10.860 I think it would be – it would be, like, one of those people that's born with a defect

00:18:13.960 where their arms are, like, shrunk up, so, like, you think it's impossible, and then

00:18:17.460 they'd just give you the handjob of your life, and you're like, that was kind of – 0.99

00:18:19.940 Maybe a deaf chick that knows sign language does some crazy shit with her fingers. 1.00

00:18:27.440 Or a professional pianist, if you will. 0.99

00:18:29.780 A professional pianist.

00:18:31.000 Someone brought up, like, massage parlors.

00:18:32.560 Actually, I bet you they could probably – but that's pairing it with something else. 0.99

00:18:36.560 Like, I feel like, like, getting a full-on body massage and, like, getting jerked off at 0.99

00:18:40.960 the same time or, like, after, probably really fucking awesome. 0.99

00:18:45.300 I've never had one. 0.94

00:18:46.500 I'm not going to lie.

00:18:47.320 I would totally do it.

00:18:48.040 That sounds amazing.

00:18:49.300 But, like – 1.00

00:18:49.960 I bet they stick their finger in her ass, too. 1.00

00:18:52.140 I bet they kick you off, and you full-on, and they just – 1.00

00:18:54.280 Well, that was – that's what Deshaun Watson got popped for, is that he kept trying to 1.00

00:18:57.780 get them to fucking finger his asshole, and they're like, yo, dog. 1.00

00:19:00.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:02.040 Deshaun Watson is back this week, by the way.

00:19:03.720 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:04.120 Hold on.

00:19:04.700 He's back this week, and I think there is – it said, like, seven or eight of his accusers

00:19:09.420 are going to be at the game.

00:19:11.160 So, I thought he needs to –

00:19:12.780 They can't get enough.

00:19:14.060 He needs to figure out where they are sitting at in the audience. 0.99

00:19:17.120 Score touchdown, look directly at them, and just grab his crotch. 1.00

00:19:21.260 Or do something, because, I mean, he's just like, what are you going to do about it?

00:19:25.120 Feel like Antonio Brown move there.

00:19:26.260 That's his new touchdown thing?

00:19:27.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:28.480 Yeah.

00:19:28.720 How much do you think he charged them?

00:19:31.400 He didn't.

00:19:32.080 He tried to force them to do it.

00:19:33.740 No, he didn't.

00:19:34.900 No.

00:19:35.940 Allegedly. 0.99

00:19:36.680 There's no way – there's no way in fucking hell the kid went into a massage parlor and 1.00

00:19:40.560 was like, jack my dick off or I'll break your fucking face. 1.00

00:19:42.820 No, no, no. 1.00

00:19:43.280 It wasn't a massage parlor.

00:19:44.240 It was – he was getting team massage.

00:19:46.420 It was from, like, the team trainers. 0.99

00:19:48.040 Yeah, so he thought the bitch was into him, and he was wrong. 0.99

00:19:50.540 It happens. 1.00

00:19:51.400 He was wrong.

00:19:51.960 I swear it was massage parlor.

00:19:53.600 I remember a bunch of women came forward, and I swear it was massage parlor. 1.00

00:19:56.940 It was massage parlor.

00:19:58.040 And it was, like – that's where there's, like, the conspiracy of someone just was like,

00:20:01.760 hey, we have this, like, kind of person in the public eye.

00:20:04.580 If we get enough of you together, and it's like – obviously, he clearly probably was 0.98

00:20:07.820 asking him to jerk him off or whatever. 0.96

00:20:09.640 But that probably was part of the deal. 1.00

00:20:11.220 But it was probably one of those things where, like, enough whores get together. 1.00

00:20:13.800 You can completely fucking go there. 0.99

00:20:15.100 I thought it was all team trainers. 0.97

00:20:16.540 I thought it was all team trainers because that's where it started at because he was, like – he

00:20:20.100 would get it at Clemson.

00:20:21.660 And he would be getting, like, thigh massages after the game.

00:20:24.320 It was over 30.

00:20:25.140 And he would keep – he would be, like, can you get up higher?

00:20:27.920 Keep getting up higher. 0.99

00:20:29.320 They were, like, touching his balls, and he was, like – 1.00

00:20:31.720 My dick is dense, bitch. 1.00

00:20:33.880 And then he would start getting hard. 1.00

00:20:35.700 It was, like, that was the whole other thing.

00:20:37.540 He's, like, I feel really relaxed everywhere except, like, right here.

00:20:42.780 And she's, like, look, it's not going to happen. 1.00

00:20:44.780 He's, like, put your finger in my ass. 1.00

00:20:48.020 It's, like, I have a lot of blood in a certain region. 1.00

00:20:50.620 Can you massage that?

00:20:51.380 Like, hopefully get all that blood out?

00:20:53.000 It's, like, it's just right here.

00:20:56.440 You see this tension?

00:20:58.040 Tremendous tension.

00:20:58.540 Look, I have a lot of tension right here, as you can see.

00:21:01.720 You can see there's massive swelling, all right?

00:21:05.380 I took a late hit, if you know what I'm saying.

00:21:08.680 Honestly, like, you go to a massage parlor, you ask for a handjob, they say no, you walk

00:21:12.460 out.

00:21:12.720 You don't get sued for that.

00:21:14.720 I'm sorry.

00:21:15.000 And for the record, I've never done it.

00:21:16.740 I don't want to do any prostitution of any caliber at all, ever. 0.99

00:21:20.460 But that's what these fucking, it has to happen to them fucking 10 times. 1.00

00:21:24.100 You wouldn't get jerked off, you fucking prude. 1.00

00:21:27.340 I don't. 1.00

00:21:28.480 Hey, what percentage of massage parlors would you say actually do handjobs? 0.99

00:21:32.940 It's not a lot.

00:21:33.780 I'd say it's probably 10 or 15%.

00:21:35.400 10%, maybe.

00:21:36.520 Oh, I was going to say 90%. 0.87

00:21:38.420 As the CD-looking one I see, I just assume they jerk you off there. 0.81

00:21:42.680 Exactly.

00:21:43.220 Because I don't, I can't imagine.

00:21:44.460 I worked with a guy when I worked nights in the MTA, and he said that whenever a massage

00:21:50.960 parlor covers up the front windows, they're doing handjobs.

00:21:55.080 Yeah. 0.89

00:21:55.800 That's probably a good way to tell, yeah.

00:21:57.660 Yeah.

00:21:57.960 So I'd say about 65% of them.

00:22:00.160 I feel like they don't get enough business, I mean, to actually keep the doors open.

00:22:06.940 Dude, I used to get a massage once a week.

00:22:09.820 You never asked, though.

00:22:11.540 No, no, I never asked because I didn't want one.

00:22:14.020 And they probably would have done it.

00:22:15.680 I don't know.

00:22:15.820 The guys were hot enough.

00:22:16.880 Dude, think about how awesome.

00:22:17.920 You know how they have a table. 0.97

00:22:18.860 Everyone's seen that porn, the porns, like the milking table porns.

00:22:21.320 We talked about it before. 1.00

00:22:22.460 How great it would be if you had one chick under their jerk in your wall, you're going to 1.00

00:22:25.260 get a full-on body rub. 0.99

00:22:26.320 That sounds like the best thing in the absolute world. 1.00

00:22:28.640 Dude, I've told you a thousand times, milking tables is my shit. 1.00

00:22:33.940 I want to be milked. 1.00

00:22:35.120 I want to be rubbed. 0.96

00:22:36.460 I want to be double rubbed.

00:22:37.740 I want to be rubbed from the top, from the bottom. 1.00

00:22:39.820 I want fucking... 1.00

00:22:40.460 But I don't want to pay for it because it's disgusting. 1.00

00:22:43.660 Do they have milking tables for chicks, though, with two holes or their tits go through and 1.00

00:22:48.500 then you can milk them through it?

00:22:50.040 Does that exist? 1.00

00:22:51.100 You have such a fucking milf fetish. 1.00

00:22:52.840 It's awesome. 1.00

00:22:55.060 No.

00:22:55.460 No.

00:22:58.640 It's so awkward now that Elizabeth's going to be around.

00:23:05.420 Did you send a picture of Elizabeth to Tone?

00:23:07.600 Because that was a mistake.

00:23:08.820 Oh, no.

00:23:09.320 No, I haven't.

00:23:10.040 I did try breast milk today.

00:23:12.700 Dude, cool.

00:23:13.060 Oh, hell yeah.

00:23:13.720 How was it?

00:23:14.000 We were talking about this in the group chat.

00:23:15.680 I guess we can talk about milk, but I do want to really want to talk about...

00:23:18.280 Because this is something we talked about months ago, about what a sick, cruel, cosmic joke 0.99

00:23:22.840 pregnant and breastfeeding tits are. 1.00

00:23:26.660 Because they look... 0.99

00:23:27.320 Because it's like you're used to this one chick your whole life, and then all of a sudden, 0.98

00:23:30.120 boom, her boobs get huge. 1.00

00:23:31.040 You're like, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:23:32.620 And these are awesome. 1.00

00:23:33.840 But you barely can touch them.

00:23:35.960 I remember when my wife was near the end of her pregnancy and while she's breastfeeding.

00:23:39.560 If I like Smash, most of the time she'd wear a bra because it was like just the movement 1.00

00:23:43.660 would hurt.

00:23:44.760 Like I couldn't really play with them.

00:23:46.820 But she needs to suffer through it for you.

00:23:48.980 Yeah.

00:23:50.160 Like it's pretty awful, isn't it, Cole?

00:23:52.240 I mean, I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:23:52.720 You guys are going to fuck you. 1.00

00:23:53.540 It's that. 1.00

00:23:54.540 The tits are huge now. 1.00

00:23:56.420 The second thing is... 0.99

00:23:58.100 Already? 0.97

00:23:58.640 Six weeks after they give birth, you can't have sex with them. 0.99

00:24:02.260 Because like they're... 0.90

00:24:03.160 I mean, it's just...

00:24:04.020 You can.

00:24:04.520 It's just frown the pun.

00:24:05.200 It's seen as a no-no in the medical community.

00:24:11.620 How was the milk?

00:24:13.420 Okay.

00:24:13.920 So breast milk to me, it tasted like sugar water.

00:24:16.660 Yeah.

00:24:17.000 Yeah. 0.93

00:24:17.300 It's fucking great, dude. 0.96

00:24:18.420 Exactly. 0.99

00:24:18.760 Milky sugar water.

00:24:19.480 I mean, sugar water is good.

00:24:21.020 I mean, I wouldn't say great.

00:24:22.200 But it was like...

00:24:22.840 I didn't know what to expect.

00:24:25.660 But it was like...

00:24:26.060 It would be like if skim milk, if they cut somehow more of the milk out.

00:24:30.340 That's how it tasted.

00:24:30.980 Yeah.

00:24:31.400 Yeah.

00:24:31.840 I'm not really a big fan.

00:24:33.480 Like I'd be like...

00:24:33.920 Because I've tried it too.

00:24:34.780 Like I'm very much a whole milk kind of guy.

00:24:38.000 So like...

00:24:38.820 Because I've heard the opposite of a formula. 1.00

00:24:41.340 Get these half milk titties out of my face, bitch. 1.00

00:24:43.920 Wait. 1.00

00:24:44.800 Jose, which milk is better?

00:24:47.040 Milk from a human teat or from a cat's teat? 0.74

00:24:50.540 Definitely a human teat.

00:24:52.260 I mean, I remember the cat milk. 0.84

00:24:55.280 It's like...

00:24:56.440 But also I think like maybe if a cat was like on a normal diet, like that they would have

00:25:00.800 in a wild, maybe it's better.

00:25:02.540 Because you're giving cats cat food.

00:25:04.460 And so you also got to think it probably reflects a lot of what they're eating.

00:25:07.100 So you're getting like essentially like...

00:25:09.380 You're getting a lot of cat food flavor.

00:25:11.100 It's not going to be good.

00:25:11.800 This is an important tie-in.

00:25:13.380 I got blown by a lady that was lactating. 1.00

00:25:17.200 And then a couple days later, I was breastfeeding off of her. 0.99

00:25:22.660 And I was like, oh my God, am I drinking my own cum in some weird way? 0.97

00:25:26.440 But then I thought about it. 0.99

00:25:27.520 And I was like, is she feeding her child my cum through her milk? 1.00

00:25:31.980 Because that's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:25:32.560 That's extra protein. 0.99

00:25:33.380 That's actually really cool.

00:25:35.160 That's dark.

00:25:35.500 That child's going to be a genius.

00:25:39.160 You came on her face and then she came on yours. 0.99

00:25:41.880 And you guys think, I don't know how female anatomy works. 0.99

00:25:44.760 What the hell? 1.00

00:25:44.860 I don't know how fucking breast milk gets produced. 1.00

00:25:46.700 I'm just asking questions here. 1.00

00:25:48.140 I think there might be something to that though.

00:25:49.580 Because yeah, definitely the nutrients that the woman is eating go into the... 1.00

00:25:53.020 Because when my wife was... 1.00

00:25:54.780 After she had the baby, I specifically only fed her cat food.

00:25:58.120 So God only knows what kind of nutrients my kids were getting. 0.98

00:26:03.300 It's like, I should feed my wife explicitly just cum and just see what happens. 1.00

00:26:07.240 And like, I mean, the medical community needs to know... 0.98

00:26:09.820 What if the breast milk gets really salty and tastes like bleach? 0.94

00:26:12.140 That'd be fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:26:12.820 Eat your fancy feast, poor. 1.00

00:26:15.480 Yeah, it would cure COVID, I believe.

00:26:18.140 What tastes better, Cole?

00:26:20.000 Cum or breast milk? 0.99

00:26:21.380 I've never tasted cum. 1.00

00:26:22.480 Oh, sure. 1.00

00:26:23.620 You're a liar. 0.99

00:26:24.300 I never have. 0.99

00:26:25.320 I never tasted mine.

00:26:26.340 I never...

00:26:26.520 Every guy who says that's a liar.

00:26:28.140 No, I have.

00:26:29.000 We've already had this discussion.

00:26:30.840 I swear on my child that is out there right now.

00:26:33.460 If you've smelled it, you've tasted it.

00:26:34.600 He's a ginger.

00:26:35.340 It doesn't count.

00:26:38.560 There's no worth on that swear. 1.00

00:26:40.140 You fucking idiot. 1.00

00:26:40.980 The smelted, delted of cum swallowing? 1.00

00:26:42.840 I do not agree with that.

00:26:44.580 I've tried to smell it because people said it has a smell and I was like...

00:26:47.260 I swear it does.

00:26:48.180 I heard you guys talking about that on the Fox.

00:26:50.120 Yeah, listen.

00:26:50.860 It doesn't have a smell.

00:26:51.440 It's a clean smell, but like almost kind of musty.

00:26:55.780 Yeah, it has a musty.

00:26:57.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:57.960 Musty?

00:26:58.440 Does it come out of the same hole as pee?

00:27:00.960 I don't...

00:27:01.560 Maybe, right?

00:27:03.160 I mean, yes.

00:27:03.840 For me, it definitely comes out of your urethra, but the originating track is separate.

00:27:08.060 It's two separate tracks. 0.99

00:27:09.360 It's like your vast deferens or some shit. 0.93

00:27:11.000 Well, not for me because I apparently have the wires crossed, but... 0.99

00:27:15.240 Dude, yeah. 1.00

00:27:16.200 You ever go to the doctor and figure out why you fucking did that shit with your blood and 1.00

00:27:18.920 all the dick and stuff? 1.00

00:27:19.640 No, no, I haven't. 0.99

00:27:21.480 Well, you should probably do that.

00:27:22.520 You probably should.

00:27:25.180 Anyway, join the show. 1.00

00:27:25.900 Imagine if he finally loses his virginity and he just busts blood all over a fucking... 1.00

00:27:30.720 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:27:32.020 No, no, I was talking about the piss cum thing. 0.98

00:27:36.200 No, no, no. 1.00

00:27:36.780 You will absolutely, like, maim a woman if you do that for the rest of the... 0.99

00:27:41.040 If you cum, like, you're just like, oh, I'm going to cum, you pull out and you go to 1.00

00:27:44.980 bust in her tits and it's just blood spurting out. 1.00

00:27:47.920 My honest belief is that Toad, like, the first time you touch a pussy with your dick, you're 1.00

00:27:52.420 going to cum right away, or you're not going to be able to cum at all because you're 1.00

00:27:55.160 a homosexual. 1.00

00:27:56.020 But either way, it's going to be hilarious. 0.86

00:27:58.440 That's true.

00:27:59.000 I don't know yet. 0.99

00:28:00.200 Why would you want to taste your own cum? 1.00

00:28:02.120 Come on, bro. 0.99

00:28:03.040 You've never done that? 1.00

00:28:04.440 Science, bitch. 1.00

00:28:05.580 I really, I never have. 1.00

00:28:07.020 Why would you do that one? 0.99

00:28:07.780 The next time I cum, I'll taste it. 0.99

00:28:09.320 How about that? 0.99

00:28:10.820 That's awesome.

00:28:11.820 Do it right now.

00:28:13.340 Look, man, I mean, I think we talked about it.

00:28:15.320 We've definitely talked about it.

00:28:16.240 It wasn't intentional.

00:28:17.760 You know, it's not like I was like, ah.

00:28:20.740 But no, it's the best difference. 1.00

00:28:22.600 Good shit. 1.00

00:28:23.260 Good shit, Clint. 1.00

00:28:24.300 I listened to the Monday bonus episode, and I was like, it was pretty good. 1.00

00:28:30.200 I mean, Vicky was a little bit retarded. 1.00

00:28:31.660 But I thought it was a funny episode.

00:28:35.000 And then I got to thinking.

00:28:36.160 I said, why don't like, why not for like a Patreon kind of thing?

00:28:39.880 Like, we could have the people who join, we'll do like a bonus episode.

00:28:44.180 We're like, well, the bonus episode would mean that Cole has to show up every time.

00:28:49.000 Anytime I have a cigar, because I have to smoke it outside.

00:28:53.820 So I'm like, I'm already out there.

00:28:55.220 I'm away from like the wife. 0.99

00:28:57.240 Because the whole point is like, I can't do Tupac because it's just being away so much.

00:29:01.520 But if I have a cigar, I can't be inside anyway.

00:29:03.680 Dude, that's actually not a bad idea.

00:29:06.260 We'll call it the cigar chat.

00:29:08.160 Like, you get, you know, people that, I definitely think, I don't know why we haven't done this yet.

00:29:12.380 You need to do this to put out a weekly thing on Patreon, a post, just like a mailbag thing. 0.96

00:29:16.900 And then we'll just read off shit they have.

00:29:18.380 It can be, they can even drop links and, you know, maybe have a show on the show or whatever. 0.99

00:29:22.320 Are we just spelling it M-A-L-E?

00:29:24.360 Do we have patrons?

00:29:25.940 Yeah, we do.

00:29:26.280 But the stream thing's a good idea, too.

00:29:29.520 I mean, it would just be, obviously it wouldn't be all of us.

00:29:32.200 It would just be whoever can show, which would probably never be me.

00:29:35.680 But, you know, maybe once in a while I'll show up.

00:29:38.900 I don't know.

00:29:39.660 Add another podcast to your schedule.

00:29:41.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:43.160 David Brady's asking another fucking virgin question. 1.00

00:29:45.440 He says, what smells better, a fishy chick or a sweaty dude? 1.00

00:29:47.960 Sweaty dude smells fucking great compared to a fishy chick. 0.93

00:29:50.400 Definitely a sweaty dude. 0.99

00:29:51.540 You, like, there is a visceral repulsion that I have to, like, stinky fish.

00:29:56.660 I remember in high school, there was a girl that we were at a basketball game and we were

00:30:02.480 all sitting, like, I was in varsity, but JV was playing or something like that.

00:30:05.860 And so we're sitting on the bleachers, as you do before the game.

00:30:08.220 And there was a girl there that she smelled so bad that we all had to move. 0.99

00:30:12.640 Like, we had, and it was, I mean, it was straight, like, Wuhan fucking fish market smell. 0.99

00:30:18.580 It was so bad. 0.98

00:30:19.600 It was like, yo, that's a show title for sure. 1.00

00:30:24.040 Wuhan fish market pussy. 0.98

00:30:25.960 And then, you know, and it was, and then after we play our game, we go back in the locker 0.99

00:30:29.640 room.

00:30:30.200 That's all sweaty dudes, sweaty high school guys that probably don't shower as much.

00:30:34.500 Not even close to as bad of a smell.

00:30:36.920 I mean, it stinks, but it's like, you can get past it pretty quick.

00:30:40.960 Elizabeth does not like my smell when I'm working out. 1.00

00:30:43.820 She says I smell like potatoes.

00:30:45.160 Yo, Benzo never misses an episode.

00:30:46.700 So Benzo, could you please throw a crumb of us at Toad?

00:30:50.220 Could you?

00:30:50.900 Yeah.

00:30:51.440 She's trying. 1.00

00:30:52.840 Toad, spy a fucking plane ticket. 1.00

00:30:54.420 Call out tomorrow. 1.00

00:30:55.080 No, no, no. 1.00

00:30:55.680 Patron, if you, if we, if we get enough money, we'll fly out Benzo to fuck Toad. 1.00

00:30:59.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:59.860 Hey, Benzo, that's, that's the deal.

00:31:01.840 We fly you out. 1.00

00:31:03.320 Toad rapes and murders you. 1.00

00:31:05.040 Everybody wins. 0.99

00:31:07.740 And hey, we're not going to, a one-way ticket.

00:31:10.020 All right.

00:31:10.280 Round trip. 0.98

00:31:10.680 We're not fucking, you're not going to be around to fly home. 0.97

00:31:14.000 So don't worry about it. 0.98

00:31:14.660 That's right.

00:31:15.340 Yeah, that's right.

00:31:17.000 But yeah, I'm not going to be in his parents' basement.

00:31:19.500 We got to provide some sort of content to these people.

00:31:21.580 The very least, put out a mailbag, Toad.

00:31:23.520 You got to do something.

00:31:24.060 I like, I like Spud's comment.

00:31:25.520 She says, yes, right now, instead of paying for shitty content, I'm paying for zero content.

00:31:31.220 Something.

00:31:32.100 What are you talking about? 0.99

00:31:33.240 Every episode is a fucking free content. 0.98

00:31:35.800 Oh, I guess you don't have to be a patron for that. 0.97

00:31:37.320 But you know, you're just supporting the show.

00:31:39.520 That's right.

00:31:40.820 Yeah.

00:31:41.040 Give us money. 1.00

00:31:42.040 Fuck. 1.00

00:31:42.500 We need it. 1.00

00:31:43.200 Like, we need it for Toad.

00:31:44.340 We have to, we got to get him laid at some point.

00:31:47.080 I mean, it's, and then we'll end the show.

00:31:49.720 After Toad gets laid, once we raise enough money, we will just end the show.

00:31:53.820 Like, it's tough.

00:31:54.260 Yeah, that's right.

00:31:54.740 I won't be funny anymore, so. 1.00

00:31:57.280 You might actually, how, dude, you might actually be funny after you fuck. 1.00

00:32:01.940 Pussy changes a man, dog. 1.00

00:32:04.360 How cool would it be if, like. 1.00

00:32:05.540 Sock the autism out of your cock. 1.00

00:32:07.020 Yeah, if he, like, if he stopped being all fucking weird and shit just because he got 1.00

00:32:10.600 laid one time, that'd be awesome. 0.99

00:32:12.320 Imagine he just completely changes.

00:32:13.940 He goes, like, super straight edge.

00:32:15.620 He was like, I just can't.

00:32:17.380 He was like, it's like all the repress.

00:32:18.740 No, no, no.

00:32:19.300 I think he goes the opposite route.

00:32:20.700 He starts wearing a leather jacket. 1.00

00:32:21.820 He starts fucking slamming heroin. 1.00

00:32:23.420 He's like, he's a fucking badass. 1.00

00:32:25.180 I just remembered something I want to bring up. 0.91

00:32:26.760 And it was, you guys' episode, your bonus stream is what sparked this.

00:32:31.000 I realized, I've been, like, so confounded about the phenomena of figs for forever.

00:32:36.060 Like, it makes no sense to me.

00:32:37.820 And I feel so bad because he seems like a very nice guy.

00:32:40.900 He really does.

00:32:41.780 But he is not funny.

00:32:44.220 And, like.

00:32:46.160 And they know it on the, on Legion of Skank, they know that he's not funny.

00:32:49.880 They don't ever say it, like, completely all right.

00:32:52.020 And if they do, it'll be like, ha, ha, ha, kind of like a joke.

00:32:54.200 But it's like.

00:32:54.960 Dude, I saw his stand-up at Skank Fest.

00:32:56.900 It wasn't bad.

00:32:57.800 No?

00:32:58.180 Okay.

00:32:58.420 But anyways.

00:33:00.100 Hold on, hold on.

00:33:01.280 Clint, does he do a lot of, like, voices?

00:33:04.460 I feel like he does a lot of voices.

00:33:05.580 Yeah, he does.

00:33:05.900 No.

00:33:06.340 But it was, like, it was very high energy.

00:33:08.060 And, I mean, it wasn't great.

00:33:10.320 Yeah, I've only seen his roasts.

00:33:11.840 You know who was really bad at Skank Fest? 1.00

00:33:14.580 The bitch from 24. 1.00

00:33:15.820 Did you see her? 1.00

00:33:16.760 Mm-mm.

00:33:17.540 Mary Rush. 0.99

00:33:18.560 You know, damn it, Chloe. 1.00

00:33:19.980 That lady? 1.00

00:33:21.240 No.

00:33:21.720 I never watched 24.

00:33:22.360 You guys never watched 24?

00:33:23.580 The kind of busted computer girl? 1.00

00:33:26.420 Yes.

00:33:27.140 The busted computer girl.

00:33:28.800 She did stand-up.

00:33:29.880 And, oh, man.

00:33:31.260 It was such a bummer. 0.99

00:33:32.400 I'm sorry to shit on. 0.99

00:33:33.780 Yeah, it was. 0.98

00:33:34.440 He seems really nice.

00:33:35.920 She's nice.

00:33:37.000 David brings up a good point.

00:33:38.080 He says, figs are Feeny.

00:33:38.960 I have no idea which.

00:33:39.920 I don't know which one I saw.

00:33:41.300 Someone said figs are Schaub.

00:33:43.340 I don't know.

00:33:43.980 Schaub is funnier.

00:33:44.960 Schaub is funnier.

00:33:45.840 I mean.

00:33:45.940 On a podcast?

00:33:46.760 Schaub is way funnier.

00:33:48.400 Yeah, I would go Schaub.

00:33:49.940 For podcasts.

00:33:50.680 I mean, stand-up?

00:33:51.500 I don't know.

00:33:51.740 I haven't watched either of their stand-ups.

00:33:53.280 So, I don't know.

00:33:54.300 Trust me. 0.99

00:33:55.220 Even if he fucking goes up there and he just slaps himself in the face, he's funnier than Schaub. 0.99

00:33:58.900 There's no way he's worse. 0.99

00:34:00.040 Did you watch Ringo Poppy, Clint?

00:34:01.520 I had a point I was getting to.

00:34:02.880 That's what I'm talking about.

00:34:03.560 Did I tell you guys I got yelled at by Louis?

00:34:06.520 I posted.

00:34:07.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:08.620 I think he said he.

00:34:09.940 Yeah, I did.

00:34:10.640 I did.

00:34:10.840 I'm here, but go ahead.

00:34:11.620 Tell the story. 1.00

00:34:12.760 Let me finish my shit, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:34:14.980 Go ahead, Jose. 1.00

00:34:15.660 I'll tell you after. 0.98

00:34:16.240 Anyways, with the fig shit, I've been so confused how these even a thing. 0.98

00:34:20.300 Like, okay, maybe he's a funny stand-up. 0.98

00:34:21.780 I don't know.

00:34:22.440 But the fact he has a show on Gas Digital and he somehow ends up on these shows.

00:34:25.800 He's on rap all the time. 0.99

00:34:27.780 Like, it's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:34:28.700 It's just so confusing. 0.99

00:34:29.920 Like, how did he get?

00:34:30.500 And then I realized when I saw that bonus stream and I saw Dickie, I was like, I understood it.

00:34:36.300 Like, Dickie is our figs.

00:34:38.200 And like, if we ever made it big.

00:34:41.740 Dickie is not going to like this.

00:34:43.020 Like, say if we ever made it big, I could 100% see that he'd be like, hey, I want to

00:34:47.220 do a show, guys. 1.00

00:34:47.940 Let's fuck him. 1.00

00:34:48.340 He'd be like, okay, Dickie. 1.00

00:34:50.120 Like, you can have one, I guess.

00:34:52.340 And we'll put on. 0.99

00:34:53.240 And like, so it's just like they humor him and let him do shit just because it's their 0.99

00:34:56.660 homie. 0.98

00:34:57.620 And like, but they're never going to badmouth him because they love him.

00:35:00.320 I don't know.

00:35:01.060 He's been around for a long time.

00:35:02.320 Here's what I don't get. 0.99

00:35:03.520 There's no way in hell fucking figs gets more downloads than me. 0.98

00:35:07.460 And Lewis won't even return my emails. 0.98

00:35:09.320 So what am I doing wrong here?

00:35:11.880 You aren't as Dickie.

00:35:12.940 That's what it is.

00:35:14.920 Don't worry.

00:35:16.420 He doesn't return my emails either, Clint.

00:35:18.460 And you work for him.

00:35:19.420 So that's weird.

00:35:20.740 All right.

00:35:21.020 Anyways, you had a point, Top.

00:35:22.440 I just.

00:35:22.920 You got in trouble.

00:35:24.360 Dickie, that's kind of my point.

00:35:25.540 That's the whole point is like, that's how figs became a thing because they love him.

00:35:28.900 Clearly.

00:35:29.400 He's been around for a long time.

00:35:30.880 He's part of the gang. 0.99

00:35:32.280 And that's why I guess this all the shit from nepotism. 1.00

00:35:34.380 If Dickie wasn't such a fucking alcoholic, he could be funny. 1.00

00:35:37.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:38.080 Yeah.

00:35:38.600 He's so housed every time he comes on.

00:35:41.560 Figs. 0.99

00:35:42.280 Figs, figs, figs.

00:35:44.440 It's like you think you're funny when you're on alcohol.

00:35:47.540 It makes you way worse.

00:35:49.300 No, I'm actually.

00:35:50.520 I'm funnier when I'm on alcohol.

00:35:52.200 Well, no, no.

00:35:52.640 Yes.

00:35:53.320 Most of us are funnier on alcohol.

00:35:55.120 I'm saying he is.

00:35:56.340 He's not.

00:35:56.900 He's not as funny on alcohol.

00:35:58.500 He's way funnier off of alcohol.

00:35:59.900 Benzo.

00:36:00.340 A very small amount.

00:36:01.500 Like enough to get buzzed. 0.99

00:36:02.860 Not enough to get fucking plastered. 0.97

00:36:04.280 You got to figure out what works for you. 0.98

00:36:05.780 Tell me why you're crushing on Toad and not me.

00:36:07.540 I want to know.

00:36:08.160 This makes my.

00:36:08.660 It hurts me.

00:36:09.840 What's happening?

00:36:10.880 Nothing.

00:36:11.820 There is a golden zone for like, I think with alcohol, really, I feel like it's a almost

00:36:17.380 a PED for just about anything.

00:36:19.020 If you hit the golden zone, like if you've had a couple beers, two, three, maybe four.

00:36:23.780 You think it's a PED for actually working out?

00:36:25.360 No.

00:36:25.720 It's a little bit.

00:36:26.280 Like one year.

00:36:27.480 Can you imagine working out on like a couple beers?

00:36:30.400 I've done it.

00:36:31.080 It depends on what you're doing.

00:36:32.300 It depends on what you're doing, really, I think.

00:36:33.780 If you have like a beer or a shot or two.

00:36:36.220 They said it crystallizes your muscles, and I don't know what that means, so I've never

00:36:39.460 done it.

00:36:40.580 But it's terrifying. 1.00

00:36:41.580 It's like bro science shit. 1.00

00:36:42.660 I was like, I believe you. 0.99

00:36:43.400 I'm never going to do that.

00:36:44.020 I will say this, though, there's a bunch of NFL players that take a shot of Hennessy

00:36:48.920 before the games.

00:36:50.020 Like a lot.

00:36:51.080 I can understand.

00:36:52.360 Yeah, they're all the black people, yeah. 0.97

00:36:54.740 Marshall Lynch would do it. 0.52

00:36:55.660 He would say he would take two shots of Hennessy before.

00:36:57.540 Yeah, so like a couple shots of liquor, I could see that.

00:37:00.620 But now like beer, yeah, it's a little heavy in your stomach for doing like physical activity. 0.83

00:37:03.720 You ever drink with black people? 1.00

00:37:05.280 They say when you're going to drink with black people, you're obviously going to drink Hennessy, 1.00

00:37:08.720 but they say you're going to do Hennessy. 0.86

00:37:10.880 You're not going to drink Hennessy.

00:37:12.460 Like we're going to do Hennessy.

00:37:13.560 Like it's a drug. 1.00

00:37:14.840 Holy shit. 0.99

00:37:15.360 The Odyssey check is actually kind of bumping right now. 0.97

00:37:17.540 Oh yeah.

00:37:18.100 Maxine Waters in there?

00:37:19.600 I don't see Maxine right now.

00:37:21.040 Maxine Waters is not in there.

00:37:22.800 So what Matt W did say, Cole is becoming gayer the more jacked he gets, which is not true.

00:37:27.200 I'll tell you the story that happened. 0.91

00:37:28.460 So I put up a, I made a shirt for Crack Amico and it's a LA is gay from his song. 1.00

00:37:33.220 You heard that shit? 1.00

00:37:34.180 And that song fucking bumps. 1.00

00:37:35.600 They played it on their show, by the way, for an opener. 0.99

00:37:38.360 Bro, he performed it live at Skank Fest.

00:37:40.460 It was sick. 0.99

00:37:40.760 I fucking missed it. 0.99

00:37:41.960 But whatever, man. 0.99

00:37:43.140 That guy, that guy's a boss. 1.00

00:37:44.320 So the whole second verse is about Brendan Schwab and how he's going to like fuck him 1.00

00:37:49.140 up and how he's a bitch. 1.00

00:37:50.020 So I just wrote on like Twitter or something. 0.99

00:37:52.600 I said, every time you buy this shirt, Brendan Schwab cries.

00:37:55.380 And Lewis called me, he was like, yo, doggy, we don't make fun of comedians over here, doggy.

00:38:00.720 And I was like, I thought, I thought that's like what we're doing.

00:38:02.760 We're making fun.

00:38:03.540 He's like, no, man, take it down. 1.00

00:38:04.600 So I was like, oh, fuck. 0.99

00:38:05.760 So I took it down. 0.99

00:38:06.440 It was weird.

00:38:07.420 It's awkward.

00:38:07.740 So they did an entire like segment about how Brendan Schwab, they played the song on there

00:38:14.020 and they were laughing about how Brendan, and like, I guess.

00:38:16.960 He's like, you're not a comedian.

00:38:17.800 Take it down.

00:38:18.660 I'm like, all right, fair enough.

00:38:19.700 I mean, that is a very weird like hill to die on, right?

00:38:24.660 Because like they did it.

00:38:26.000 I mean, but I guess there is something to like every, every, a lot of people, comedians

00:38:29.860 were afraid to make fun of Schwab because of Joe Rogan because he's in that Joe Rogan.

00:38:35.000 I don't think it's that.

00:38:36.600 I understand why he said, he said not to, because it's a business obviously, but I thought it

00:38:41.620 was funny.

00:38:41.980 I think, I think, I think the, the issue, cause they've, they've had talks about him on Legion

00:38:47.020 a few times, but like, I think if you're going to market a shirt dedicated to how bad this

00:38:51.600 guy is, that's like, that's taking it over a line in my opinion.

00:38:54.780 Yeah.

00:38:55.380 It was never, if I never did it, obviously to say like, he's in it.

00:38:58.620 I actually kind of like him.

00:38:59.780 I think he's funny on podcasts and stuff that I've seen, but I did it.

00:39:02.800 But Theo kind of carries, but I guess they actually don't do it anymore.

00:39:06.420 But I feel like if I, if I had a shirt for Liberty Lockdown, people would be like, dude, 0.92

00:39:11.600 that's pretty fucking raw, dude. 0.57

00:39:12.920 Like, why are you doing that? 0.99

00:39:13.940 And I would agree.

00:39:14.660 I'd be like, that's not a cool thing to do.

00:39:15.820 In the remix, you got to just like roast the people that like have turned on you now.

00:39:19.520 I would, I really like, I really like to think that top would actually be like, okay,

00:39:23.180 I'll make that for you, by the way. 0.99

00:39:28.060 Peter Quinonez, we'll talk some branding on, on the fuck. 0.99

00:39:35.440 I don't care. 0.99

00:39:36.200 I'll do it.

00:39:36.560 I'm totally fine with Pete, by the way. 0.93

00:39:37.840 Don't fucking like it's, it's Clint that has a problem with them. 0.96

00:39:41.020 Yeah. 0.98

00:39:41.160 I don't really have an issue anymore.

00:39:42.600 Now that he left that hole, I really don't have a problem.

00:39:44.620 Oh God.

00:39:45.280 No, I really, I mean that, I don't really have an issue with that.

00:39:52.280 I had an issue with her and I did think he was kind of, that was kind of a bit, like

00:39:55.140 a lot of bitch stuff going on his side, but you know, I think he's, he's gone away from 1.00

00:39:58.440 her. 0.98

00:39:58.720 You know, women can do a lot to a dude. 1.00

00:40:00.540 You can fuck a dude up big time. 1.00

00:40:01.920 You know, you know, a man who is capable of being pussy whipped to that extent by a lunatic. 1.00

00:40:10.920 There's something else going on. 1.00

00:40:12.360 Pussy has a great, pussy is magic to lesser men. 1.00

00:40:16.280 Okay. 1.00

00:40:17.280 Well, you said it.

00:40:19.280 Yeah.

00:40:19.360 Oh, for a hilarious.

00:40:20.640 The top made merch for both sides of a podcast for that is thinking the juice thing.

00:40:24.920 Okay.

00:40:25.600 They've been doing this for years where they play both sides and they always come out

00:40:29.380 winning.

00:40:29.860 So that's right.

00:40:30.640 I went DEF CON four on the juice.

00:40:33.680 Oh, not four.

00:40:35.860 No.

00:40:36.520 It's going worse.

00:40:37.580 You have to go down.

00:40:38.560 It's going.

00:40:39.220 Isn't it like one is higher?

00:40:40.900 One is the higher.

00:40:41.780 You went DEF CON two.

00:40:43.380 You went DEF CON two.

00:40:45.220 You went to the A school of DEF CON.

00:40:46.060 I went DEF CON 18 on them.

00:40:47.760 It's like, it's like literally the most piece in the world.

00:40:52.400 At some points as I'm typing, I'm like, is this going to end my career of something in

00:40:56.100 some way?

00:40:57.200 Maybe, but press send anyway.

00:40:59.040 I don't care.

00:40:59.500 Dude, you're really fortunate.

00:41:01.200 Like the job you have is gas.

00:41:03.600 Like it's like the one place you can't get canceled.

00:41:06.580 So you nailed it.

00:41:08.200 I'm trying.

00:41:08.940 I mean, they were talking about getting like people having like getting canceled and keeping

00:41:15.420 them for the, like their lifetimes they're wondering about.

00:41:17.720 And I was thinking the whole time I was like, man, I wish it'd be because I could tell them

00:41:20.760 like, I mean, yes, I did get, I lost my job because of Twitter, but at the same time,

00:41:26.360 I still work in the same, like, and I make more now that I did then.

00:41:29.500 It's kind of, I'm actually on a better path now, but it, but it is also something where

00:41:34.040 my name is like, I don't think anybody can look up.

00:41:36.600 No, dude, if this show was big, you'd be in trouble.

00:41:39.180 Oh yeah.

00:41:41.320 Well, I mean, I guess you could probably find me.

00:41:44.760 I don't know.

00:41:45.260 I mean, I feel like the thing though, the conundrum is like, if like with this type of 0.93

00:41:50.020 shit, if we ever get big enough to like, where it would negatively affect our real 0.98

00:41:53.980 lives, then it doesn't matter. 1.00

00:41:55.500 Cause it's big enough.

00:41:56.360 Right.

00:41:56.640 Exactly.

00:41:57.580 Like, okay.

00:41:59.320 Well, I guess, yeah, I guess I'm in trouble now.

00:42:01.680 Well, I guess I'm almost, I'm almost like daring.

00:42:04.000 Like, I'm like, like, if I say this and it gets big enough to where you have to cancel

00:42:08.540 me, I'm daring you to do it.

00:42:10.240 So that way I can like, just segue almost completely into something else.

00:42:13.780 I just like the top.

00:42:15.320 I'm on the theater of.

00:42:15.800 It's like, it's like a weird, it's like assisted suicide, like suicide by cop, but for your

00:42:24.060 career, like suicide. 0.98

00:42:25.960 I just like the top is the biggest Jew hater and he works for gas. 0.99

00:42:31.640 No. 0.91

00:42:32.660 Okay.

00:42:33.360 I guess we have to talk about the conversation.

00:42:35.860 What did you guys think about the whole Kanye and Tim Poole thing?

00:42:41.360 I want to hear what you guys have to say before I chime in.

00:42:44.000 I, I'll chime in real quick.

00:42:45.840 Cause I don't have a whole lot to say. 0.97

00:42:47.300 Uh, fucking, I own, I literally, I, I have it saved in my watch later. 0.96

00:42:51.840 Cause I mean to like, go back. 0.98

00:42:53.520 I keep meaning to be like, to catch the full context, but I literally, I basically only

00:42:58.040 caught, like I jumped on right when he left and like, I've heard other contexts and it

00:43:02.700 did it. 1.00

00:43:03.200 I get the vibe that it was like, he was kind of like, all right, this is some gay shit 1.00

00:43:07.720 and this isn't going to go anywhere. 1.00

00:43:09.020 And just like, what's the point?

00:43:10.220 And I know live were like, Oh, he doesn't want to have the dialogue.

00:43:12.100 And it's like, you know, I don't think there's ever, sometimes there's no shame.

00:43:15.580 Just be like, this is just, isn't worth it. 0.99

00:43:17.540 So, I mean, like, I know like we're like kind of given Kanye shit, but it's kind of like 0.98

00:43:22.760 he had said, I guess like the thing was like, Tim was getting mad at him or, or was generalizing 0.97

00:43:27.740 groups and Kanye brought that up, I guess a couple of times like, Hey, why is it okay?

00:43:31.340 Generalize here.

00:43:31.880 Not otherwise.

00:43:32.500 He didn't necessarily, uh, you know, uh, say it in that way particularly, but he definitely

00:43:37.240 was implying it.

00:43:38.080 Uh, Tim definitely wasn't deemed to be seemed to be, you know, keen on picking up what he

00:43:41.680 was setting down there.

00:43:42.760 And then he did it again with the whole them thing.

00:43:45.180 And then like, he just left. 1.00

00:43:46.500 So I think he was just kind of like, yeah, I'm not doing this shit. 0.99

00:43:48.500 He warned him two or three times. 0.99

00:43:50.280 He said, yeah, Tim was definitely being a hypocrite for the reason that they just said, but also, 0.94

00:43:56.100 yeah. 0.89

00:43:56.960 I mean, I kind of wonder whether Kanye should have like actually left like that.

00:44:01.060 Like from his perspective, I mean, would it have looked better if he stayed and, you know, 0.94

00:44:05.620 kept like, I think it would have looked way better if he just fucking, when he walked 0.97

00:44:09.180 across the table, like you saw just a fucking flash of horror in Tim Pool's eyes when, when 0.97

00:44:16.320 Kanye was walking across and he didn't know, he looks at him like, yeah. 0.99

00:44:20.640 Oh yeah.

00:44:21.160 I screamed. 0.98

00:44:21.440 He's like, Oh, he's leaving as opposed to like, Oh, I'm about to get fucking knocked out. 0.98

00:44:25.860 Yeah.

00:44:26.120 What was that one guy that also left or tried to, or like threatened him during the pod?

00:44:30.660 Dude, that was my homie, R.A. the Rugged Man. 0.97

00:44:32.920 He fucking, he wouldn't. 0.99

00:44:33.840 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:34.340 Let's be real. 0.97

00:44:35.380 That was ignorant though. 1.00

00:44:36.820 That was some ignorant shit. 1.00

00:44:37.320 That was weak shit. 1.00

00:44:38.240 Like he slapped his microphone and then he stood there. 1.00

00:44:41.400 Like Kanye was just like, I'm not the fucking one. 0.98

00:44:44.080 I'm not that guy. 0.98

00:44:44.840 And he fixed the microphone though real quickly.

00:44:47.300 He's all, you are that guy.

00:44:48.620 I'm not that guy. 0.99

00:44:49.720 And Clint just got himself uninvited from the show in the future by saying fuck too many 0.99

00:44:54.880 times. 0.99

00:44:55.940 Yeah, that's true.

00:44:57.640 All right.

00:44:57.920 So just backtracking real quick.

00:45:00.480 I, it, all right.

00:45:01.520 So Tim Pool obviously annoys me.

00:45:03.320 The show kind of annoys me.

00:45:05.940 Oh really?

00:45:06.780 I couldn't tell from your tweet.

00:45:09.780 What's very annoying is like, so, all right.

00:45:11.680 So there's obviously two sides of the coin.

00:45:13.220 People are saying that Tim was right.

00:45:14.420 People saying Kanye's right.

00:45:15.460 That coin's up by the Jews. 1.00

00:45:17.580 Yeah.

00:45:17.940 I, I don't, I don't think, listen, I agree more with Kanye.

00:45:22.220 I don't think it's a right or wrong thing, but when I was arguing with Dave Smith about,

00:45:27.000 or just having a discussion with Dave Smith about what happened there, he was like that

00:45:31.560 Kanye was basically gay for walking out in the conversation.

00:45:35.640 But I say, no, Tim Pool was completely unstrategic. 0.96

00:45:38.380 He's a professional.

00:45:39.220 This is what he does.

00:45:40.120 He should have known how to guide this conversation.

00:45:43.180 And, and Dave was like, well, you know, it's Kanye West.

00:45:46.300 So you can't really, it's hard to guide him.

00:45:47.940 I get that.

00:45:48.720 You opened up the story.

00:45:50.420 You opened up the podcast with a story about their dinner.

00:45:55.000 And then you mentioned specifically Mike Pence.

00:45:57.300 And in that, in that article, which I've read, there's different types of articles about it.

00:46:01.640 Mike Pence is calling them anti-Semitic.

00:46:03.740 That's the big part.

00:46:04.680 And he's, he's asking for Trump to condemn them.

00:46:07.960 So right away, Kanye picked up on it and he starts talking about the Jews.

00:46:11.980 You did that, Tim.

00:46:13.860 It wasn't, it wasn't like Kanye.

00:46:15.580 He keeps saying, oh, Kanye just brought it up out of the blue.

00:46:17.840 And he said, oh, we're going there out of nowhere. 1.00

00:46:19.520 It's like, no, you stupid bitch. 1.00

00:46:20.880 This is what you brought up. 1.00

00:46:22.400 This is your show.

00:46:23.780 You guided the conversation completely incorrectly.

00:46:26.720 Your co-host Luke was too boring and too worried about selling his own t-shirts to, to move it somewhere else.

00:46:33.360 And then you ended up where you were and now you're going to play the victim card because, because a billionaire went on your show.

00:46:40.420 I mean, the biggest star since Michael Jackson, music star, probably the biggest celebrity we have in the world right now, as it stands right now.

00:46:48.900 And, and also Dave Smith said, oh, well, you know, it's messed up that Kanye walked off because Tim was platforming him.

00:46:54.980 Tim was not platforming Kanye West. 0.99

00:46:57.000 You don't fucking platform Kanye West. 0.99

00:46:58.900 Yeah, Kanye was platforming him. 0.99

00:47:01.120 Yeah, those 20 minutes that he spent on your show and the hour that Milo spent on your show a few weeks ago were the best. 1.00

00:47:07.980 That's the best hour and a half you're going to get on that fucking shit show. 0.99

00:47:10.600 That's like, that's like if Dave actually had Joe Rogan on his podcast. 1.00

00:47:13.680 It was like, yeah, I was platforming Joe Rogan.

00:47:16.060 It's like, no, no, no, no, no.

00:47:16.860 Like, don't get me wrong.

00:47:17.940 He got a boost from Kanye being there and probably a boost from the walkout, you know, but if he had stuck around for the whole show, like literally Kanye leaving was money leaving Tim Pool's pockets.

00:47:29.420 That's what that was.

00:47:30.300 If I could, like, I wish I had looked at like the live view.

00:47:33.240 Totally the opposite.

00:47:34.280 You think so?

00:47:34.740 Well, I think there was probably a small period of time.

00:47:36.520 Yeah, his audience is so cucked that they will, that they obviously flooded on the other side of this, which is why I got a lot of hate that I got.

00:47:44.300 No, let me make this very clear.

00:47:45.720 The reason I'm saying that it was, this was the best thing that could have happened to Tim, unfortunately, for the audience's sake. 0.97

00:47:51.640 Because if Kanye had been there for two hours and said some crazy shit, Tim could have lost his channel.

00:47:58.560 So, like, I think that was his, and this is the unfortunate part, and I did a thread about it and people were like, oh, you just want to have Kanye on your show. 0.96

00:48:05.060 It's like, well, obviously, yes, I want to have Kanye on my show. 0.97

00:48:07.000 The point was that you can't have a real conversation with someone like Kanye West on a big platform because he's going to say shit that will get you banned. 0.98

00:48:17.220 And if you don't push back, then he's going to get there. 0.99

00:48:20.720 So, Tim felt obligated to push back, and it sucks. 0.92

00:48:23.460 It sucks because he could have just allowed, like, here's the thing. 0.71

00:48:27.220 He didn't have to push back. 0.99

00:48:28.360 Because, like, you don't, just because someone says some shit you disagree with, you don't have to be like, yeah, man, that's, absolutely. 0.92

00:48:34.280 You know, like, you could just be like, all right, and then next topic. 0.94

00:48:37.060 But instead, he had to chastise him.

00:48:39.180 He had to say, who are you talking about?

00:48:40.960 No, no, no, I'm more of an individual, so I like to look at people and, you know, I don't like to go down the group identification route.

00:48:46.100 And, by the way, you can still have that argument, too, as long as you don't immediately follow up with, well, the black people, they vote for Democrats. 0.53

00:48:53.640 Or, like, he said something about, like, if you run, you'll do well with the black vote.

00:48:57.620 But, also, Tim, you didn't do your homework.

00:49:00.580 Again, like, this is, to me, this lands on Tim's shoulders.

00:49:04.220 Even though I think, like, the more I think about it, the more I've watched the interview, like, two or three times, it looked like it was set up, like, where if he does touch something like this, we're out.

00:49:12.640 Because they all kind of, like, knew what was up when it happened.

00:49:15.160 But, there's hours.

00:49:16.760 Yeah, Puntas was, like, on Kanye's coattails on the way out of there.

00:49:19.620 Yeah, I would be, too. 0.98

00:49:21.080 Who are you going to hang out with, fucking Tim Poole or Kanye West? 0.99

00:49:24.180 Come on. 0.99

00:49:24.380 I think the only thing Kanye did wrong is that he hasn't at this point.

00:49:28.260 I mean, maybe there's still, like, probably a couple-day window where he still has.

00:49:31.060 He slapped Tim right in the face?

00:49:32.300 No.

00:49:33.140 Yeah, that's what's going to happen.

00:49:34.040 There's still maybe, like, a day or two window where he'd still be in the clear.

00:49:37.660 But I feel like he should have done it already.

00:49:39.040 They should have done, put out some sort of content to be able to reframe the narrative to basically say what we've been saying.

00:49:45.200 Because the problem is not everyone sees it like we do and are able to read the tea leaves.

00:49:50.500 I do think they should have put out something like, hey, this is why we left.

00:49:53.360 And that way people have, like, this is why.

00:49:55.460 But at the end of the day, aside from that, it was a complete power move.

00:49:58.540 He was doing Tim a favor. 0.95

00:49:59.820 Him leaving was, like, the people trying to make it out like it was a bitch move. 1.00

00:50:03.080 It's like, no. 0.78

00:50:03.720 He was doing Tim a favor. 1.00

00:50:05.200 And it's like, he's like, no, I'm not doing this gay shit again. 1.00

00:50:07.200 I'm out. 1.00

00:50:07.540 But also, like, if you're surrounding yourself with Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos, you're trying to be the heel.

00:50:16.520 And this is perfect. 0.99

00:50:17.500 You don't explain yourself when you're doing shit like this. 0.99

00:50:20.700 So whatever they're doing, he's the heel now. 0.98

00:50:25.160 I don't know if it'll work out for whatever he's trying to do, but I'm interested.

00:50:29.140 By the way, Kanye, you know, if he's going to get whatever show he's going to be on, nuked.

00:50:35.460 And guess what show he can be on that doesn't care about that at all?

00:50:38.980 Come on, Kanye.

00:50:40.160 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

00:50:42.480 So I've given this a lot of thought because I've seen a bunch of people coming out, like, even people that I would consider, like, pretty base libertarians that are like, fuck Kanye, fuck this anti-Semitism, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:50:52.760 And I'm like, what I realized about myself is that I don't agree with Kanye on any of his shit for the most part. 0.99

00:51:01.160 But at the same time, I am done condemning people for bad ideas. 0.97

00:51:06.080 Like, if it's not, like, Kanye's not up there calling for a holocaust.

00:51:11.420 He's not up there calling for genocide.

00:51:12.820 He's not up there calling for any sort of, like, action on what he's saying.

00:51:19.520 He's just saying, I've been harmed by a bunch of Jewish people, and I'm going to talk about it. 1.00

00:51:23.760 And it's like, that to me is not bothersome to the extent that I would feel compelled to go, like, I disagree with you.

00:51:30.360 Are you talking about individual?

00:51:31.740 Like, if he was on my show, I'd just be like, okay.

00:51:34.200 You know, like, it's not the point.

00:51:36.420 It's not, like, I'm done with this.

00:51:37.940 But he's had hours of interviews where he's framed this already, where he's saying, like, yo, this person, that person, this person.

00:51:44.200 And it's like, and then he's like, they're all Jewish. 0.99

00:51:46.320 So when he's talking about these people and when he's saying the Jews, the general Jewish population, Robbie the Fire, Dave Smith, I'll name names, everybody, Dave Brady, whoever the fuck. 0.99

00:51:56.600 Why are you jumping on this? 0.99

00:51:58.700 He's not talking about you.

00:52:00.440 Stop conflating yourself with these people.

00:52:02.740 It's so dangerous. 1.00

00:52:03.880 The hilarious thing is that he's sitting there with Milo, who is a fucking Jew. 1.00

00:52:07.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:08.040 That's true.

00:52:09.120 So obviously he doesn't think that all Jews are terrible. 1.00

00:52:11.840 And he's also sitting there with, you know, Nick Fuentes, who's allegedly a white supremacist, is sitting there with the fucking most famous black person on earth. 0.99

00:52:17.740 It's like, none of these people are what you think they are. 0.99

00:52:19.940 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:52:20.640 Like, it's all so blown out of proportion into, like, this dude wants a fucking white ethnostate. 1.00

00:52:26.740 And this dude wants to fucking excommunicate all Jewish people. 1.00

00:52:28.920 It's like, no. 1.00

00:52:29.620 These guys are just, like, they're fucking fringe element, radical talking heads. 0.99

00:52:34.140 I'll tell you a little story. 1.00

00:52:35.780 Who cares?

00:52:36.460 I rented in New York.

00:52:37.640 Me and my wife rented from a Jewish landlord.

00:52:40.340 He was, like, orthodox Jewish guy. 0.85

00:52:41.880 When we were moving out, this guy played us so dirty.

00:52:45.260 Like, he was, he did, he crossed the line.

00:52:47.960 Like, I don't even want to talk about how he crossed the line.

00:52:49.840 I was going to fight him.

00:52:51.660 And it, like. 1.00

00:52:52.520 This is why you hate all Jews. 1.00

00:52:53.300 I get it. 0.99

00:52:54.140 There you go.

00:52:54.900 End of the podcast.

00:52:56.100 He's got those lip wrists, dude. 0.99

00:52:57.240 You would have fucked him up. 0.99

00:52:58.540 For real. 0.98

00:52:59.160 But, like, I could understand Kanye's aggravation when somebody, like, has taken you for $2 billion.

00:53:06.800 This guy took me for, like, $4,000. 0.99

00:53:09.480 And I was fucking livid. 1.00

00:53:11.360 And he's taking you for, I mean, some Jewish guy is, first off, talking about taking your brain, like, your mental state. 1.00

00:53:18.560 That you won't be able to play with your kids. 0.94

00:53:20.520 They took $2 billion from you.

00:53:22.340 And then plus more. 0.99

00:53:23.580 Now they're coming after you with taxes and shit like that. 1.00

00:53:26.220 And you see his, his child, his, fuck, what's it called? 0.99

00:53:30.540 Because he just got his divorce finalized. 0.99

00:53:32.260 $200,000 a month.

00:53:33.920 Yeah.

00:53:34.420 I understand.

00:53:35.400 I understand the anger.

00:53:37.420 And also, he also said, listen, I'm just going to say, like, I'm going to generalize.

00:53:41.460 This is how he, this is how he views life.

00:53:43.060 So, it's like, if you didn't catch, like, you didn't catch all of what he said, I just don't understand how people are misinterpreting this.

00:53:49.100 Can I, let me add something.

00:53:50.120 Right.

00:53:50.620 There are way more black people that are on CNN, on big channels constantly, just talking about reparations. 0.99

00:53:58.840 And about how, you know, white guilt and all this, all this shit that we've done wrong as a collective. 1.00

00:54:03.260 They do it 24-7. 1.00

00:54:04.940 You can find it on TV fucking right now if you go scan through your TV. 0.99

00:54:08.660 And no one bats an eye. 0.99

00:54:10.620 There's no, like, no one feels compelled to go, this is fucking dangerous. 0.95

00:54:14.860 We have to stop this. 0.88

00:54:15.960 This conversation cannot happen.

00:54:17.540 And it's like, that is a direct threat to me.

00:54:19.600 They're saying, we want to use the state to get reparations from you, even though you have nothing to do with slavery.

00:54:25.100 Nothing at all.

00:54:26.200 Exactly. 0.98

00:54:26.320 My family came over from fucking Germany in, like, the 1930s. 0.99

00:54:28.660 I have literally nothing to do with slavery. 0.98

00:54:30.880 So, what are we, like.

00:54:32.220 The Holocaust. 0.82

00:54:32.920 Why do we draw this line for one group? 0.99

00:54:35.660 I know people keep saying the same fucking question, and it makes it sound as if you're anti-Semitic. 0.99

00:54:40.300 It's fucking obviously real. 0.99

00:54:42.260 There is one group you are not allowed to talk about. 0.98

00:54:45.120 To play devil's advocate for you, Clint.

00:54:47.780 So, I'm reading David Brady's comment up there, and he says that he gets uncomfy because he can't tell if people are like me or if people are like, I guess he's going to say Hitler.

00:54:56.760 And maybe there's, like, something in the Jewish genes where they understand, like, yo, they genocided us for three million people or whatever it was. 0.99

00:55:06.800 And I understand why you get nervous when people start saying the Jews.

00:55:10.440 But it's like, I think we need to back off of that a little bit.

00:55:13.840 Is there any level of government apparatus that's structured to go after Jewish people in this country?

00:55:18.900 No. 1.00

00:55:19.100 The answer is not fucking. 1.00

00:55:19.760 It's for you to go after us. 0.99

00:55:20.900 I understand what David's saying, too.

00:55:22.740 The corporate welfare system.

00:55:24.080 I think you're right.

00:55:24.860 They have some.

00:55:27.100 It's their benefit, for God's sake.

00:55:27.840 They have this nervousness about all these genocides they've been through.

00:55:31.900 I get it. 1.00

00:55:32.480 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:55:33.920 Stop talking about it, then. 1.00

00:55:35.320 No, no, no.

00:55:35.660 I go the opposite route.

00:55:37.040 Stop excommunicating people from society if they have a bad opinion about you. 1.00

00:55:41.140 Start excommunicating those in your group that are doing this shit. 1.00

00:55:46.360 Go after the ADL that describes everybody that's, like, just not insanely woke as a fucking anti-Semite. 1.00

00:55:56.460 Then you might actually be able to stop this pattern. 0.97

00:55:58.760 I'm telling you, this trajectory of fighting anti-Semitism is creating way more of it than Kanye West ever will.

00:56:06.060 Ever. 1.00

00:56:06.340 As long as you're not one of those curly sideburned fucks, just identify as white and you can get away with it. 1.00

00:56:10.740 No one will back it on. 1.00

00:56:11.860 I had no idea David Brady was Jewish. 1.00

00:56:13.860 This is fucking crazy. 1.00

00:56:15.140 I mean, he's a ginger. 1.00

00:56:16.740 I thought it was.

00:56:17.280 Yeah, I was like, it's his.

00:56:19.120 I thought he was Cole's son, actually.

00:56:21.080 I have content that's even better than this. 0.98

00:56:23.220 I fucked my knee up today at the gym, and I have a huge Band-Aid on it. 0.99

00:56:28.580 You put a Band-Aid on it? 0.99

00:56:30.180 I told him I MCL, so I put a Band-Aid on it.

00:56:33.560 I actually, like, just cut it.

00:56:34.840 And I was going to say, for the show, I could stand up and actually rip it off. 0.99

00:56:38.220 Because, like, it's my fucking hair, like, leg is all hairy. 0.98

00:56:41.200 And I thought it'd be pretty funny to see me, like, rip off. 1.00

00:56:43.740 It's one of those, like, fucking. 0.99

00:56:45.300 I'll show you. 1.00

00:56:45.780 It's one of these.

00:56:47.060 Oh, gosh.

00:56:47.620 He's about to show us his quads.

00:56:48.960 Oh, boy.

00:56:49.520 Jesus Christ, look at this guy. 1.00

00:56:51.420 This guy is a fucking. 1.00

00:56:52.940 David, you're not a Jew. 1.00

00:56:54.160 It has to be through your mother.

00:56:55.200 I don't understand. 1.00

00:56:55.780 I know this about Jew shit. 1.00

00:56:56.980 It has to be through your mother. 1.00

00:56:57.840 You're not a fucking Jew. 1.00

00:56:59.080 Oh, God. 1.00

00:56:59.640 That fucked it hurt. 1.00

00:57:00.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:01.300 Says to his dad.

00:57:02.080 Oh! 0.60

00:57:02.600 Oh! 0.60

00:57:03.600 Isn't that right?

00:57:04.180 I swear I've heard that before.

00:57:05.780 For some reason, they only consider you a Jew is through your mother's side.

00:57:08.200 That is true.

00:57:08.840 But why did Colt just do that?

00:57:10.240 I don't know.

00:57:10.740 I don't know why he thought this would be content we'd be interested in. 1.00

00:57:12.820 I literally think of the fuck. 0.99

00:57:14.060 Well, I was just going to say, Clint's point that he was making. 1.00

00:57:16.580 In my head, this went, I'm going to rip it off.

00:57:18.700 It's going to hurt so bad, I fall off the chair.

00:57:20.620 And I thought that would be really funny content.

00:57:23.020 Clint's point real quick, though.

00:57:25.100 Like, you take these people that are on CNN and the way that they're talking about white people, essentially.

00:57:30.260 If you take everything that they say about white people and just replace white people with Jews, how would people react?

00:57:35.980 It'd all be cancelable. 0.97

00:57:37.780 But, see, the thing is, I'm not advocating that we treat the white hatred the same way we treat the Jew hatred. 0.84

00:57:45.660 Like, I don't think that suppressing any of it is actually how you address it.

00:57:50.220 I would much, much prefer for these people to continue to tell me who they are.

00:57:54.520 Yeah, expose it.

00:57:55.620 And let me deal with it, you know, in my family, my community, with my show, whatever avenues I have to address this.

00:58:03.520 Driving it underground and canceling and taking billions of dollars away from the richest black person that's ever been. 0.96

00:58:09.580 You know, it's all so counterproductive.

00:58:11.640 You have no idea how many black people have been radicalized against Jewish people because of what you did to Kanye in response to his comments.

00:58:19.240 Not because of the comments he made, but in response to it.

00:58:22.160 It's totally counterproductive.

00:58:23.760 And I just, I'm like, I'm imploring the Jewish community in particular, stop, stop doing this. 1.00

00:58:30.160 See, I'm not advocating for a holocaust. 0.76

00:58:32.700 I'm just saying I don't want you around.

00:58:35.220 And if that requires, you know.

00:58:37.100 No, no, no.

00:58:37.640 I'm saying I love Jewish people and I don't want to see something bad like that happen.

00:58:42.040 Just as I feel about everybody, though, for the record. 0.98

00:58:44.220 Like, I don't want to see white people fucking rounded up and put in camps either. 0.98

00:58:47.300 But I just don't think this is how you deal with that issue. 0.99

00:58:50.280 Here's another question to ask, guys.

00:58:52.260 If there was a group that would be the best to actually do it to, I mean, we can all agree.

00:58:57.060 How much money do you have to pay to say whatever you want unfettered about any race?

00:59:03.080 How much?

00:59:04.680 Trillions.

00:59:05.660 I mean, it's almost – because if you – that's the funniest part about this is that, like, he said something about a group you can't say something about.

00:59:14.660 You can't say that.

00:59:15.700 So you get canceled for saying it and he loses – all of a sudden it just proves his point about these are the people in a high place.

00:59:21.480 He loses $2 billion in a day.

00:59:23.840 And by the way, Cole – 0.99

00:59:24.780 He's paid $2 billion to say whatever the fuck he wants. 0.99

00:59:29.000 Speech is not free. 0.99

00:59:30.300 He paid for it.

00:59:31.580 Leave the man alone.

00:59:32.680 He's allowed to say whatever he wants.

00:59:33.700 You can't question him.

00:59:34.640 I would have already backed up, by the way.

00:59:36.320 I think that's a fair claim. 1.00

00:59:36.740 Clint shit. 1.00

00:59:37.640 He brought up the whole thing about, like, I can't – I actually have, like, black normie friends that, like, I've been – would chew the shit of. 1.00

00:59:43.900 And they would bring this up and they would kind of be, like, oh, hush, hush. 0.99

00:59:46.540 Like, maybe he has a point.

00:59:48.860 Maybe? 0.99

00:59:49.740 Like, why the fuck are they going so hard? 0.99

00:59:53.340 Like, okay, yeah, like, maybe he has a bad idea or something. 0.99

00:59:56.520 But, like, you're only proving it.

00:59:58.560 Dude, the funniest part about this – I don't know if you saw this.

01:00:01.360 I don't know how much – I know Clint keeps up with the NBA and so does Toad.

01:00:04.940 But right after the whole Kyrie thing, there was an NBA player that came into the G League, which is the NBA's, like, developmental league.

01:00:12.380 And it was the first Jewish NBA player ever.

01:00:16.020 And he has now had, like, three posts on SportsCenter about him.

01:00:20.440 Like, one was literally just his first game.

01:00:22.880 Like, it was just – literally just him getting into the game.

01:00:25.420 Yeah, it was kind of like when, like, Jeremy Lin came into the game.

01:00:29.120 Yeah, I mean, it's like – 0.99

01:00:30.160 Holy shit, he's Asian? 1.00

01:00:31.460 And it's so funny because you go to the comments and they're like, this is, like, the great, you know, coincidence that this just happened. 1.00

01:00:37.680 It was immediately after Kyrie said all his shit. 0.99

01:00:41.400 Immediately that all of a sudden this Jewish, like, NBA player shows up out of nowhere actually wearing a yarmulke on the court. 1.00

01:00:47.960 Like, it was just so – like, everything is fucking connected. 0.95

01:00:51.280 Yeah, actually, you know what? 0.90

01:00:52.200 I brought up the Kanye thing with my friends.

01:00:53.820 Actually, now that I think about it, it actually was the Kyrie thing that broke the camel's back.

01:00:58.140 Because the Kanye thing, like, okay, that's wild. 1.00

01:01:00.000 And the Kyrie thing, they're like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:01:03.080 Like, all he did was share a link to a documentary and they're like, your life is over unless you fucking grovel right now. 0.99

01:01:14.040 I mean, this is – it's just a level of flexing on people and particularly, like, the people who think that they're the most oppressed class in this country. 0.95

01:01:21.640 And they found out really fucking fast, you are not.

01:01:24.740 You are not the most protected, most oppressed people. 1.00

01:01:27.120 It is the Jews and you better shut the fuck up or we will end everything you have. 1.00

01:01:31.920 Like, that is a level of threatening a community of people that is so crazy and intense that you can't help but notice it. 1.00

01:01:40.060 You can't help. 0.73

01:01:41.140 You're making me be on the black people's side. 1.00

01:01:43.320 What the fuck, guys? 1.00

01:01:44.480 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:01:45.220 And Top hates black people way more than he hates Jews. 0.99

01:01:47.840 And this is what you've done. 1.00

01:01:48.780 Now he loves black people because of what you've done.

01:01:50.660 There was another NBA player that tweeted out something about, like, basically, because of what happened to Kyrie,

01:01:58.100 a lot more, like, people were watching the video.

01:02:01.380 Like, they wouldn't have watched the documentary unless he got canceled because of tweeting out the link to the documentary.

01:02:07.740 Right.

01:02:08.260 But there was, like, a –

01:02:09.760 It gave him more publicity.

01:02:10.680 Yeah, there was –

01:02:11.980 Streisand effect, right?

01:02:13.100 Streisand effect, yeah.

01:02:14.000 Yeah, well, I can't remember who it was, which – it was another NBA player, like, another high-level NBA player,

01:02:19.160 tweeted out something like, I just watched it and it wasn't that bad or something like that.

01:02:24.460 Or it made good points.

01:02:26.400 And that's all I tweeted in it.

01:02:27.400 Yeah.

01:02:28.160 If I can find it, I'll try to send it to you.

01:02:30.420 But, yeah, it was –

01:02:31.460 I read mine in Confidence.

01:02:32.880 He made some good points.

01:02:33.700 Has anyone watched that here?

01:02:34.540 All right.

01:02:35.480 Has anyone watched that documentary?

01:02:37.140 No, I haven't, but I've heard, like, what was in it.

01:02:40.020 And I've seen clips of –

01:02:41.800 I absolutely intend to at some point.

01:02:43.660 Because I know it's just –

01:02:44.160 If we have to take a vote right now, how many of you guys would say that the blacks are the real Jews?

01:02:48.620 I don't know.

01:02:50.260 I mean, the funny answer is –

01:02:52.260 I honestly could not care less.

01:02:54.040 If they're the real Jews, that's awesome. 1.00

01:02:55.320 Whatever.

01:02:56.500 Which – the point is, getting at it with the documentary, like, I don't know what was in the documentary.

01:02:59.620 I assume it's just generic black Israelite stuff.

01:03:01.640 And it just shows how little people know.

01:03:04.220 Because, like, if you understand that context of the black Israelites and what they kind of generally believe, 1.00

01:03:09.880 and then what Kyrie's – like, what the shit he said. 0.98

01:03:13.340 Like, even if you assume he believes everything – 0.99

01:03:15.360 He said, I cannot be anti-Semitic if I know where I come from.

01:03:17.940 Implying that he is actually a Jew.

01:03:19.900 And that's his worldview.

01:03:21.520 So what else?

01:03:21.920 Yeah, so it's like there's nothing of – like, what is offensive or anti-Semitic about that at all?

01:03:27.760 I don't know.

01:03:28.380 And he doesn't actually – he's made it very clear he doesn't actually have an issue with Jews.

01:03:31.940 It's like a religious war. 1.00

01:03:33.480 It's like the Protestants versus the fucking whatevers. 0.99

01:03:36.300 The funny part about this, this is actually, like, from their perspective, this is almost like invasion of the body snatchers. 0.99

01:03:42.000 Because it's like they were un-person.

01:03:44.340 They are like – because they're fine.

01:03:46.160 We are the Jews.

01:03:47.440 And then there's this other group that are like, no, we are the Jews.

01:03:49.600 And we've convinced everybody else that we are actually Jews and you're not.

01:03:53.040 Yeah, it's the Oppression Olympics, man.

01:03:55.960 Yeah, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:03:57.080 But what's funny about it is that it is the Oppression Olympics and the label that both are claiming is Jew.

01:04:03.900 They're both saying, no, no, no.

01:04:05.560 We are the most oppressed and we are the actual Jews.

01:04:08.120 It's like that is part of the Jewish identity is, like, you are the most endangered by existing. 1.00

01:04:14.740 I think that's a really unhealthy worldview and I think that it's self-perpetuating.

01:04:19.020 Like, if there was anything I could do, I would try and get them to break that mentality of, like, everyone's out to get me.

01:04:24.200 It's like, no.

01:04:24.700 No, no.

01:04:25.220 Let them keep it.

01:04:25.940 Let them keep it.

01:04:26.420 We should do it American Idol style.

01:04:28.420 Like, we just poll America.

01:04:30.360 Which are the real Jews? 1.00

01:04:31.900 Like, poll of America.

01:04:33.260 And then whoever wins, that's it.

01:04:35.160 Democracy is sacred.

01:04:36.220 Put it up to a vote.

01:04:36.940 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:04:37.740 Black people are Jews or Jews.

01:04:39.100 All right. 0.87

01:04:39.640 Look at what that means.

01:04:40.160 Are we going to get to, uh, we're going to get to these videos of our favorite?

01:04:43.540 Yeah, we're better.

01:04:44.440 Man.

01:04:44.800 We're an hour deep.

01:04:45.800 All right.

01:04:45.980 Give me a second to set it up.

01:04:47.680 These are pretty quick.

01:04:49.440 Speaking of democracy, though, uh, hopefully we get our accounts back because I know someone

01:04:54.480 said like 65,000 got reinstated.

01:04:57.540 Yeah, come on, Elon.

01:04:59.380 I mean.

01:05:00.680 Okay.

01:05:01.000 So, I should preface this.

01:05:03.180 So, we're going back to Aaron.

01:05:05.820 My mom just texted me. 0.98

01:05:07.340 She said, a Jew is nothing but a black person turned inside out. 1.00

01:05:11.940 Mom, you're not getting on the show. 1.00

01:05:14.060 No, no.

01:05:14.720 Now I understand.

01:05:15.520 She's hanging out in the chat, though.

01:05:16.380 Way better.

01:05:16.880 She can drop some more chats.

01:05:18.360 So, these videos.

01:05:20.280 So, I did some, uh, some searching on the internet because we love, uh, the father of

01:05:25.800 the Colorado Springs shooter.

01:05:27.720 Aaron Brink is his name.

01:05:29.140 I found out, uh, some other things that he's been doing.

01:05:31.920 And so, what we have here is he created a web series of videos called Ouch My Balls in

01:05:40.460 which I believe he was taking, like, stevia pills or something like that and claiming that 0.99

01:05:45.500 they made his balls impenetrable to pain and he paid people to kick him in the balls. 0.99

01:05:50.620 All right. 1.00

01:05:50.820 Play it immediately.

01:05:51.580 This is all.

01:05:51.820 You know what?

01:05:52.320 I kind of want to have Top's mom on for episode 100 now. 0.82

01:05:55.140 Like, that's the special guest.

01:05:56.480 That would be boring.

01:05:57.600 Don't do that.

01:05:58.960 So, Ouch My Balls. 0.97

01:06:00.300 I just want to get your mom to say the N-word. 0.97

01:06:02.500 Oh, yeah.

01:06:03.000 Unmute it.

01:06:03.920 Unmute it before you start.

01:06:05.140 Unmute it. 1.00

01:06:05.240 Click play, motherfuck. 0.99

01:06:06.520 I don't think I have it. 0.99

01:06:07.760 Oh, it is muted.

01:06:08.480 You do.

01:06:09.760 All right.

01:06:11.200 No, I didn't. 0.56

01:06:14.360 Hey, welcome back to Ouch My Balls.

01:06:16.200 I'm Aaron Brink.

01:06:17.320 This is another episode for you guys here.

01:06:20.760 Another supplement that I'm going to be promoting is L-arginine.

01:06:25.500 This is an amino acid.

01:06:27.240 Okay.

01:06:27.380 A lot of people pay a lot of money for Viagra, Cialis, male-enhanced products. 0.78

01:06:34.020 It's actually not necessary at all.

01:06:35.780 He's only doing a little bit of math at this point.

01:06:38.920 But he already has that jaw thing, so you can know he's on it.

01:06:42.880 What are you trying to say?

01:06:47.260 We're going to go ahead, and I'm going to demonstrate.

01:06:50.680 Dude's my hero.

01:06:51.580 L-arginine.

01:06:52.180 L-arginine, it's a good product.

01:06:53.580 Okay, you know, don't focus on the name brand.

01:06:55.800 Any name brand is okay. 1.00

01:06:57.660 Wait, is he going to show his dick? 1.00

01:07:00.040 Without further ado, I've got a full-on businessman suit on. 1.00

01:07:05.520 Dude, those shoes are flawed.

01:07:07.460 Yeah.

01:07:10.800 Did he say Lieutenant Dangle?

01:07:12.860 He's a jangle jangle.

01:07:15.760 Maybe.

01:07:16.260 I don't know. 0.99

01:07:16.620 His porn name is Dick Delaware, though. 0.99

01:07:18.480 Hang on. 0.98

01:07:18.880 And I forgot to take my L-arginine.

01:07:20.820 One second.

01:07:21.940 It's arginine. 1.00

01:07:24.860 This is so fucking retarded. 1.00

01:07:27.840 We might have an emergency. 1.00

01:07:30.380 I promise you, this does not help your balls. 0.99

01:07:33.460 It's just a BCAA. 0.99

01:07:35.880 You get an eating chicken, dude. 0.53

01:07:38.680 Amino acids make your balls immune to pain. 0.94

01:07:40.980 Oh, my God. 0.95

01:07:48.300 Okay.

01:07:49.200 So, as you see.

01:07:51.800 All right.

01:07:53.160 Okay.

01:07:54.280 All right.

01:07:55.240 I love how this. 0.99

01:07:56.200 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:07:57.200 So, wait. 0.99

01:07:57.480 If this guy is, he's advertising for a vitamin, but there's no specific brand name for it.

01:08:02.940 It's just a generic vitamin.

01:08:04.720 How does he make it?

01:08:04.980 Also, if you're ever going into a ball kicking contest.

01:08:08.220 Drifting done wrong.

01:08:09.240 I have the vitamins for you.

01:08:12.100 He's trying to like hawk products, but it's like he doesn't even have like any, like no

01:08:16.800 backing, no nothing.

01:08:18.000 Just, yep.

01:08:18.840 He's just like, no, you just look up L-arginine.

01:08:20.960 You'll find it.

01:08:21.500 You'll find it.

01:08:21.740 Yeah.

01:08:22.000 If I push protein powder eventually, I'll get money for it. 0.89

01:08:24.680 There's a beautiful irony in this that he became famous for hating gays as much as 0.97

01:08:31.300 he does, and I have never seen anything more gay in my life. 0.99

01:08:34.120 That was so gay. 1.00

01:08:35.500 That he's just like, he's trying to go viral. 0.94

01:08:38.080 It's obvious that he's just, he's just trying to get attention and a following.

01:08:41.580 And it's like, Jackass did this in a much funnier way, like 20 years ago.

01:08:45.400 So you're way late, but he's on so much drugs.

01:08:47.560 He doesn't even know better.

01:08:48.480 So sad.

01:08:50.260 Oh, I guess there's another one.

01:08:52.940 Yeah.

01:08:53.560 Yeah.

01:08:54.020 Yeah.

01:08:54.440 This is awful.

01:08:55.580 It's Toad's fault.

01:08:56.420 This is, we had no idea.

01:08:57.400 He's like, it'll be a surprise.

01:08:58.440 Oh yeah.

01:09:00.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:09:00.880 He gets kicked in the balls. 0.99

01:09:02.780 Really? 0.99

01:09:03.300 If that's as simple as it says, just him getting kicked in the balls, it's like, you could have 0.98

01:09:06.100 just told us this since everybody goes watch 10 minutes of videos. 0.97

01:09:10.080 Oh, but these are unlisted videos, man. 0.97

01:09:12.760 Ouch my balls with Aaron Brink. 0.97

01:09:14.180 Hello. 0.98

01:09:14.500 Welcome back, folks.

01:09:15.400 I'm Aaron Brink.

01:09:16.760 Welcome to another edition to Ouch My Balls.

01:09:18.320 You love this guy.

01:09:19.280 I like to see that because he wears the same suit.

01:09:21.380 It's like that episode of Rick and Morty where they walk into Galactic Cable and they're 0.99

01:09:26.900 flipping through the channels and they're getting kicked in the balls. 0.97

01:09:30.320 I think that might have been a show. 0.99

01:09:31.560 Today what I want to do is I want to plug Daniel Preppis, attorney at law.

01:09:35.420 Daniel Preppis, this can be reached at 949-333-3404.

01:09:41.820 Now, if you've been charged with a serious crime, especially murdering it, history, Assembly

01:09:47.500 Bill 119 was passed.

01:09:49.980 At least your kid has a contact now.

01:09:51.500 How much does it cost to get this guy to run an ad for us?

01:09:54.860 This same ad.

01:09:56.280 That's a great idea.

01:09:57.700 Can we get him on the show?

01:09:58.580 Ouch My Balls, tower gang edition.

01:10:00.700 It's probably like $50, guys. 1.00

01:10:03.300 Dude, one line of fucking... 0.99

01:10:05.260 How much is a milligram of math or whatever? 1.00

01:10:09.100 I don't know.

01:10:09.440 With that, what I want to do is I'm donating proceeds of all this Ouch My Balls, all the

01:10:12.820 hits we get for this.

01:10:13.960 We're going to be donating the proceeds.

01:10:14.900 All the massive...

01:10:16.380 How you doing, Laura?

01:10:17.200 Wait, wait, wait.

01:10:18.160 Hold on.

01:10:18.740 Let me pause it.

01:10:19.320 Hold on, pause it.

01:10:19.880 This looks like when someone goes to a movie theater and is recording it.

01:10:25.840 Also, so he's not sponsored by this attorney.

01:10:30.780 He is just going to...

01:10:32.180 Because he says all the proceeds go to the attorney.

01:10:34.740 So it's not like the attorney paid him money.

01:10:37.020 He's trying to pay the attorney money.

01:10:39.700 And so this is just...

01:10:41.160 He probably owes the attorney money and he's like, yo, dog, I'll get you back.

01:10:46.240 Probably.

01:10:47.360 This is how he paid for his lawyer.

01:10:49.500 We don't even have to do this. 0.99

01:10:50.680 We don't have to even pay him to give us a shout out or do a break off my balls. 0.98

01:10:55.260 We could just be like, you owe us money, man. 1.00

01:10:56.840 He's like, oh, shit. 1.00

01:10:58.120 Fuck. 1.00

01:10:58.220 I'm going to have to do an ounce of my balls. 1.00

01:11:01.400 This is actually very doable. 0.98

01:11:03.300 We can get this done. 0.99

01:11:05.260 I'm not getting kicking the balls, dog. 0.99

01:11:07.260 No, no, no. 0.99

01:11:07.860 I'm this guy. 1.00

01:11:08.580 He gets kicked the balls. 0.99

01:11:09.320 I don't see any reason we can't get him on the show. 0.99

01:11:12.520 Yeah, let's get him on as a guest.

01:11:14.120 Dude, 100%.

01:11:15.320 If we can find him.

01:11:16.520 Power Power Hour fans.

01:11:17.960 Go find him.

01:11:18.560 We'll try to find him, too. 0.90

01:11:19.880 I want this guy for episode 100 so fucking much.

01:11:23.740 By the way, the other thing that I found out, by the way, you guys thought that, so there 0.98

01:11:28.260 was that intervention episode that he was on where the whole, like, he masturbated 12 0.51

01:11:32.760 times in one day came from. 0.77

01:11:34.360 No, I saw the clip, and he actually said he masturbated for 12 hours in a day. 0.93

01:11:39.680 Yes, yes. 0.99

01:11:40.340 Wow.

01:11:41.500 I think it was like 12 to 16 hours. 0.99

01:11:42.880 Dude, I want to ask him about jerking off on meth. 0.99

01:11:44.740 What's it like? 1.00

01:11:45.420 Jerking off on other meth. 1.00

01:11:46.840 Your dick gets so hard, and the tip is. 1.00

01:11:49.400 You're so sensitive, and you come robes. 1.00

01:11:54.900 Three strokes. 1.00

01:11:56.440 I wonder if this is his kid, or a little fucker, you know? 1.00

01:11:59.920 Oh, it might be. 1.00

01:12:01.180 Oh, that's right.

01:12:01.820 Jake said he knows this dude. 0.97

01:12:03.360 I could fucking, I could ask Jake, but I really don't want to use him. 0.94

01:12:06.940 Please do it. 0.99

01:12:08.320 Jake Shields.

01:12:09.020 Jake Shields. 1.00

01:12:09.540 Dude, fucking do it. 1.00

01:12:11.000 I want him so fucking bad. 1.00

01:12:12.500 I can get Jake Shields on for episode 100, and I'm like, no, we don't want you. 1.00

01:12:19.460 We want your friend who's a racist or homophobic father of a mass murderer. 0.99

01:12:25.540 That's what we want. 1.00

01:12:26.200 I'm not even playing.

01:12:27.480 I would be upset with you if you did not message Jake Shields and be like, put me in contact

01:12:31.620 with him.

01:12:32.040 Also, you should know you had to ask Jake, hey, Jake, what are you doing next Wednesday?

01:12:35.440 And he's like, I'm completely free.

01:12:36.520 You'd be like, perfect.

01:12:37.900 Can you get me out of the way?

01:12:42.380 Do you think Jake would even come on?

01:12:44.180 I know he goes hard in the paint, but I don't know if he goes this hard in the paint.

01:12:47.360 Jake would do it.

01:12:48.780 Oh.

01:12:49.100 Jake would reach out, man.

01:12:51.340 Would Jake say the N-word?

01:12:52.520 That's the ultimate litmus test.

01:12:54.220 I don't know, but he goes hard in the paint against the transition.

01:12:56.840 He does go hard, but when he goes that hard.

01:12:58.600 I can't say that I know.

01:13:02.720 By the way, this guy also gets kicked in the ball. 1.00

01:13:04.640 You can do this without the vitamins if you just jerk off for 12 hours a day and your dick 1.00

01:13:09.420 becomes numb. 1.00

01:13:10.300 No, your balls are so drained, there's nothing to do. 1.00

01:13:12.940 Yeah, he just destroyed his dick and balls from masturbating so much that he can just get 1.00

01:13:17.380 kicked in them. 1.00

01:13:17.920 It doesn't even matter anymore.

01:13:18.800 You can just inject anesthesia into it to speed up the process.

01:13:21.960 Imagine thinking that you're superior to anyone when you've had a YouTube channel where 0.99

01:13:25.340 you get kicked in the balls and it's private. 0.95

01:13:27.020 It's not even public, so you can get clicks on it. 0.99

01:13:29.400 This dude doesn't even flinch, though.

01:13:31.240 He is superior.

01:13:32.560 No, watch his tongue.

01:13:33.620 Watch his tongue.

01:13:34.260 He sticks his tongue out.

01:13:35.100 It's really funny.

01:13:35.740 All right.

01:13:36.040 Let's play it.

01:13:37.880 In the middle.

01:13:40.080 Oh.

01:13:40.780 Another one.

01:13:43.040 Ah.

01:13:44.060 Oh.

01:13:46.500 Thanks for joining me.

01:13:47.840 Called Dan Preppis, and this is Ouch My Balls.

01:13:51.360 Thanks for watching.

01:13:52.540 This is tremendous.

01:13:54.000 How?

01:13:54.820 I'm going to call Dan right now.

01:13:55.820 What camera does that?

01:13:56.340 What camera, like, actually moves like that?

01:13:59.160 Hey, I'm going to call Dan right now, and if he answers, we're going to be like, look,

01:14:03.880 we know that you had, you paid Aaron Brink for sponsoring your law firm, and we'd just

01:14:08.940 like to know if you'd like to comment on his son's behavior.

01:14:11.560 Dude, I'm going to patch phone calls into the show, and that would be amazing.

01:14:16.440 He would just put a speakerphone up.

01:14:20.000 Yeah, I guess so.

01:14:21.300 I already took off the tab, though.

01:14:22.480 This sounds like too much work now.

01:14:25.900 How does Jake know this guy?

01:14:29.360 Yeah.

01:14:29.940 This guy was a UFC fighter, wasn't he?

01:14:31.380 Yeah, he was a fighter.

01:14:32.180 Yeah, he was an MMA fighter.

01:14:33.520 He probably trained in the same gym for a while.

01:14:35.780 Dude. 0.81

01:14:36.160 You were really obsessed with this balls aspect, weren't you, Toad? 0.98

01:14:38.980 You sent me another one. 0.92

01:14:41.020 Yeah, that last one is just a montage.

01:14:43.220 I mean, I don't know if you want to play it or not.

01:14:44.220 Oh, it's a montage?

01:14:45.320 Oh, who cares?

01:14:46.080 I think it is.

01:14:46.580 I would have seen Toad freaking out about the videos. 0.99

01:14:48.580 This is the shit that you were freaking out about, Toad? 0.99

01:14:50.400 Yeah, you made this out like such a big deal. 1.00

01:14:52.500 Jesus Christ, man.

01:14:53.460 I really like it, too, because it's just another.

01:14:57.200 No, no, because it's another layer.

01:14:58.140 He hyped it up way too much.

01:14:59.840 Maybe that, but this is just another layer to this guy. 0.97

01:15:02.540 I mean, this was just that he was a porn star. 0.87

01:15:06.600 He was an MMA fighter. 0.88

01:15:08.380 He was a meth addict that was on Intervention.

01:15:12.880 Correct. 0.99

01:15:13.020 And then he has random unlisted YouTube videos where he just gets kicked in the balls and 0.50

01:15:18.060 shouts out random people that are not sponsoring him. 0.93

01:15:22.200 Correct.

01:15:22.720 He would come on this show.

01:15:24.380 He would come on here for real.

01:15:26.440 Oh, yeah.

01:15:27.220 Just ask.

01:15:27.660 By the way. 0.99

01:15:28.140 If we said you will get 500 viewers, he'd be like, holy shit. 0.66

01:15:32.720 I will pay for him to come on, like, whatever's in our Patreon. 0.97

01:15:36.620 Toad, Toad, you're out.

01:15:37.920 He was also on an episode of Divorce.

01:15:40.380 This guy would 100% replace Toad if we had him on every week. 0.94

01:15:44.200 Toad, you could have bought a prostitute with our Patreon money. 0.92

01:15:47.200 Now it's going to Jason Brink to come on the show or whatever it is. 0.99

01:15:49.600 Dude, I'm not playing.

01:15:51.020 $75.

01:15:52.360 I cannot emphasize how much this is not a joke.

01:15:55.100 I want him on.

01:15:55.820 I think it's an action.

01:15:57.000 Dude, we would destroy.

01:15:58.360 I mean, the channel would be gone.

01:15:59.400 We'd have to rebuild a new YouTube channel, but it really boosts the Odyssey.

01:16:02.580 Tower Gang Chat Army, make it happen. 1.00

01:16:04.840 Deliver us one contact so I can reach out.

01:16:06.960 Yeah, get Aaron Brink. 0.97

01:16:08.460 Get this absolute lunatic on the show. 0.99

01:16:11.340 No, I don't want to fucking use Jake Shields to get Jason fucking Brink on. 1.00

01:16:14.400 Jesus Christ. 0.98

01:16:15.080 It's the funniest thing you could do, and we always say you always do the funniest thing you can do.

01:16:20.260 It is because I feel like Jake Shields has asked a lot to come on a podcast.

01:16:25.780 He's never been asked to get Aaron Brink on a podcast.

01:16:29.760 Asked him to come on with Aaron Brink.

01:16:31.860 Dude, I really, just judging from the vibes I get from Shields, I really don't think he would actually care if you were like, hey, can I?

01:16:38.480 Like, he'd probably be like, what?

01:16:39.680 Like, really? 1.00

01:16:40.780 Dude, fuck it. 1.00

01:16:41.600 I'll do it. 1.00

01:16:42.020 I'll do it.

01:16:42.520 Oh, yes.

01:16:43.440 Yes.

01:16:44.200 We pressured Clint.

01:16:45.600 I've been saving this question.

01:16:47.380 I'll do it.

01:16:47.900 I'll do it. 0.92

01:16:48.160 Just because I think it'd be genuinely fucking hysterical. 0.88

01:16:51.380 Oh, yeah. 0.93

01:16:52.060 That's the reason.

01:16:52.500 Oh, yeah.

01:16:53.080 And by the way, like, I'm no longer asking Dave Smith.

01:16:55.900 This is now our guest for episode 100.

01:16:57.380 Yes.

01:16:57.940 Yes.

01:16:58.620 Yes.

01:16:58.900 But if we can imagine if we got Dave on with it, the father of a mass murderer, how does

01:17:10.260 he spin that with all the people upset?

01:17:12.380 You know, like, I know Dave goes hard in the paint.

01:17:14.900 Like, he's on Legion of Skanks. 1.00

01:17:16.140 They do some crazy shit. 1.00

01:17:17.180 But like, how does he, you know, like, all his haters would be so fucking mad. 1.00

01:17:21.560 I will definitely like get Dave to be like, do you think your son was 12 drinks in when 0.98

01:17:26.420 he killed all those people?

01:17:27.360 And does that justify what he did? 1.00

01:17:32.120 Barbie's offering to send a pic of her tits to Homeboy. 0.98

01:17:34.220 So if we can get an email for him, we have a word. 1.00

01:17:37.040 Most justified killing gay people. 1.00

01:17:41.620 Dude. 1.00

01:17:42.160 Oh, we're absolutely doing that.

01:17:43.940 We're going to do that segment.

01:17:45.300 If he's on. 0.98

01:17:46.480 Who's most justified killing gay people? 0.99

01:17:48.960 Oh, Jesus. 1.00

01:17:52.380 And then we show like Muslims throwing them off of fucking roofs. 1.00

01:17:55.680 Just completely spike the fucking YouTube channel. 1.00

01:18:04.500 It's insane that we made it to episode 100. 1.00

01:18:06.480 Fuck it. 1.00

01:18:06.840 It's over. 1.00

01:18:08.300 God.

01:18:08.540 I was just going to Odyssey. 0.93

01:18:09.300 Then we make another YouTube channel for the retards. 1.00

01:18:11.180 He won't go to Odyssey.

01:18:12.140 Well, I mean, technically we didn't, right?

01:18:13.640 We lost it after 62 or whatever.

01:18:16.180 Yeah.

01:18:16.540 But that was just because you guys left up an episode.

01:18:17.960 I knew we couldn't leave up, so.

01:18:21.660 Maybe.

01:18:22.340 I think it was our genocide month. 0.99

01:18:24.240 There is no maybe. 0.99

01:18:25.560 It's fucking proven. 0.99

01:18:27.860 Okay. 1.00

01:18:28.440 Yeah.

01:18:28.660 Whatever.

01:18:29.780 We'll be really good on Odyssey eventually. 0.98

01:18:32.600 We're doing good on our audio and like Spotify shit, so. 0.98

01:18:37.140 Yeah. 0.97

01:18:37.400 Spotify is video now.

01:18:38.560 Yeah.

01:18:38.740 The numbers are pretty good.

01:18:39.680 We just need Aaron Brink on our podcast.

01:18:41.880 It doesn't matter what it takes to get him on.

01:18:44.380 And if we get him on with Jake Shields, even better.

01:18:46.160 If we get him on Jake Shields and Dave Smith, all three, and we just sit back and watch as 0.99

01:18:50.680 he just fucking goes. 0.99

01:18:51.680 Dude, honest to God, like what I intend to ask this Brink lunatic, I do not want Jake Shields 0.99

01:18:56.440 here.

01:18:56.800 It would like.

01:18:57.480 Yeah.

01:18:57.560 It would damage his everything forever.

01:19:00.140 By the way, if we do.

01:19:01.380 I just want to ask him questions.

01:19:03.000 By the way, who's most justified thing?

01:19:05.220 We would have to do at the end because he might actually get offended and leave.

01:19:08.240 I totally disagree. 1.00

01:19:09.220 This guy is going to be so down to talk about who and how to kill gay people. 1.00

01:19:13.860 He's going to be. 1.00

01:19:14.220 He talked about how his son was already killed all the people and he was talking about how 0.88

01:19:18.300 he's like, he didn't think he was gay.

01:19:20.340 That's right.

01:19:20.680 He was.

01:19:21.300 This is the plan. 1.00

01:19:22.840 We open with who's most justified killing gay people. 1.00

01:19:25.920 We end the show with accusing him of his son being gay. 0.99

01:19:30.640 The funny thing is, there are so many people.

01:19:32.880 I am dead serious.

01:19:33.500 That is the perfect arc.

01:19:35.340 I'm super conspiratorial.

01:19:36.740 And a lot of people think he's like a crisis actor or whatever.

01:19:38.720 And like, I guess I wouldn't be that surprised, but I don't know.

01:19:41.160 The more I dig into him, I just think it's genuine. 0.99

01:19:42.920 No, porn stars suck at acting. 0.98

01:19:43.660 I think he's just, this is genuine. 1.00

01:19:45.960 This guy is just a fucking lunatic. 1.00

01:19:48.260 And he raised his son into being a mass murderer. 1.00

01:19:51.020 That's what happened.

01:19:51.740 And his son looks like a full moon.

01:19:54.360 His face is all pocked.

01:19:55.640 Like it's got hit by meteors for like 25 years. 1.00

01:19:58.580 His kid is fucked up. 1.00

01:19:59.780 Look at it. 1.00

01:19:59.920 They asked the FBI about it.

01:20:01.200 They're like, we actually didn't know about this one.

01:20:05.080 They're like, this guy was completely off our radar.

01:20:08.600 I know you guys are surprised, but this one's legit.

01:20:13.880 We've been trying to do this organically for a hundred years.

01:20:17.120 But that is, be like, we know that you, your son wasn't part of an FBI and former conspiracy thing to kill. 0.93

01:20:25.780 We just know you're that bad of a father. 0.68

01:20:27.720 And that's why.

01:20:29.320 They're studying him right now.

01:20:31.140 You give us pointers? 0.99

01:20:31.400 What the fuck is David Brady doing, this FBI agent? 0.93

01:20:35.420 He's all, you could request his info from the Colorado DMV. 1.00

01:20:38.360 Holy shit, David. 0.99

01:20:39.760 I'm not going to fucking go like that. 1.00

01:20:41.020 David's glowing like the sun right now. 0.99

01:20:43.080 Yeah, call the DMV.

01:20:45.760 No, so I think a kid would be better off with no father than this guy as a father.

01:20:50.920 The content is so great, though.

01:20:52.720 I love him so much.

01:20:54.960 Oh, yeah.

01:20:55.600 This guy's my favorite guy.

01:20:57.620 We all have to wear wife beaters. 1.00

01:20:59.160 You know he's coming with like a ripped wife beater.

01:21:02.260 Dude, I don't know. 0.98

01:21:03.260 This guy's going to watch four or five videos of gay people being assaulted by different groups of people.

01:21:08.640 And he's not going to be able to decide who's the most justified.

01:21:11.660 He's just going to be like, you know, I think it's all justified.

01:21:16.520 Really?

01:21:17.100 It just comes down to the numbers.

01:21:18.560 How much does it get?

01:21:21.580 Well, this guy got five.

01:21:23.580 So my son is actually the most justified.

01:21:26.280 Is this guy's porn available online, by the way? 0.89

01:21:29.380 I know his poor name is Dick Delaware, but I haven't actually looked it up. 0.71

01:21:32.380 We have to find it.

01:21:33.280 We have to play it.

01:21:34.040 And towards the end, we watch it. 1.00

01:21:35.820 We mock the size of his dick. 1.00

01:21:37.000 Then we accuse him. 1.00

01:21:37.840 We accuse his son of being a homosexual. 0.99

01:21:40.120 And then he loses his mind. 0.99

01:21:41.640 No.

01:21:42.240 I want to emphasize the audience. 0.99

01:21:44.160 The gayest porn he's been in. 0.99

01:21:46.360 And then we play that at him and say, did this make your son gay? 1.00

01:21:50.280 Oh, yeah. 0.72

01:21:51.220 Do you think he's in like a gangbang?

01:21:54.020 And it's like, I don't know. 1.00

01:21:54.740 I think your penis is touched. 1.00

01:21:56.180 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:56.540 I think that's what we do.

01:21:57.860 I want to emphasize to our audience.

01:21:59.500 I know Clint says he's going to try to get through Jake Shields.

01:22:01.660 I do not want this to deter you in any way, shape, or form from trying to get him.

01:22:04.920 Because, you know, the more people do it, the better.

01:22:07.160 You know, the more different angles we're working from.

01:22:09.260 Like, do some research, find emails, whatever shows. 0.98

01:22:12.240 Send him boobs. 1.00

01:22:13.300 Whatever works. 1.00

01:22:14.060 This will fucking break the internet. 0.99

01:22:15.300 Boobs will not. 1.00

01:22:16.520 Although, I think Jake Shields would be good on the show, too.

01:22:19.400 Yeah, I do, too.

01:22:20.060 No, Jake would be good on the show.

01:22:21.840 But I'm just saying, I don't want him on with this guy.

01:22:24.760 This is a nuclear weapon of comedy.

01:22:27.900 Like, it's so crazy.

01:22:30.580 When did he become the regular on here?

01:22:33.800 This guy, he would do it.

01:22:35.860 I know he would do it.

01:22:36.780 Have him and Rantam on at the same time.

01:22:39.240 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:22:41.380 I think this guy is a closet and homosexual. 0.99

01:22:46.800 So, I think he will not respond to pictures. 0.99

01:22:48.520 Aren't we all, Toad?

01:22:50.040 Aren't we all?

01:22:52.160 No, no.

01:22:52.880 We're just out.

01:22:54.680 He has to draw them.

01:22:56.000 Let he who has not cast the first son.

01:22:59.380 Would we play that game with him? 0.99

01:23:01.180 Where he's got to guess the penises? 0.99

01:23:02.920 He would be very good. 0.99

01:23:03.960 I bet he would be very good.

01:23:04.920 Oh, that would be crazy.

01:23:06.800 Yeah.

01:23:07.160 He has – you could totally spin that as, like, you have – this is your specialty.

01:23:12.740 Like, you – this is your thing.

01:23:13.940 You could probably identify these names.

01:23:15.200 Oh! 0.60

01:23:15.940 I totally forgot there – I had found that article, that, like, story of how he was, like, discovered

01:23:20.840 and how he got into porn. 0.89

01:23:22.160 Like, he was at some party, like, fucking multiple chicks and some porn producer just happened 1.00

01:23:27.480 to be there and was, like, hey, dude, you got a nice dick. 1.00

01:23:29.280 You want to act? 1.00

01:23:32.560 Hell yeah, dude.

01:23:33.300 That's, like, that's, like, the – like, for those that actually played basketball out

01:23:38.000 in our driveways when you're younger, that's basically this thought of, like, hey, if I

01:23:41.440 hit this jumper while, like, car's passing by, there'll be, like, some NBA scout will

01:23:45.240 stop.

01:23:45.800 That's right.

01:23:46.500 And, like, this guy hit the jackpot.

01:23:47.300 He's just –

01:23:47.720 This guy hit the jackpot so many times.

01:23:49.700 Yeah, he just – yeah, he just happened to have a –

01:23:52.300 This spot is awesome.

01:23:52.760 Jose, can you get rid of this video?

01:23:55.080 I figured – I figured we're going to play it, but I guess –

01:23:57.220 Hold on.

01:23:58.240 On the Odyssey chat, Pernas Supreme said Aaron Brink is actually Bo Biden.

01:24:03.300 Which makes you think, who would be a better podcast guest, Bo Biden or Aaron Brink?

01:24:08.380 Yo.

01:24:08.880 That was the dead one, right?

01:24:10.200 Bo Biden's dead.

01:24:11.140 Oh, oh, sorry.

01:24:12.400 He's Hunter Biden.

01:24:13.660 Hunter Biden.

01:24:14.620 That takes a conspiracy to, like, Bo never died.

01:24:17.260 Yeah, I like it better.

01:24:18.480 This is, like, if Bo Biden had survived, if he had not got the brain tumor from the burn

01:24:22.300 pits in Iraq, this is who he would be.

01:24:25.320 It's awesome.

01:24:25.440 He'd just be questioning his dead corpses, his flies all around. 0.99

01:24:28.920 But would you rather have the other Biden, fucking Hunter Biden, or Aaron Brink on the 0.99

01:24:36.100 show? 0.99

01:24:37.380 Aaron Brink.

01:24:37.920 Hunter Biden would be interesting.

01:24:39.100 Hunter Biden.

01:24:40.380 Not on this floor.

01:24:41.020 I don't know.

01:24:41.440 I prefer Brink, honestly.

01:24:43.280 Maybe.

01:24:43.540 I don't feel like Hunter would be entertaining.

01:24:45.460 Like, it doesn't seem like –

01:24:46.500 The grifter in me says Hunter Biden, though.

01:24:48.620 Do you know what we could say to Hunter Biden?

01:24:51.020 Like –

01:24:51.220 Yeah, but he would be gone and, like –

01:24:52.520 I don't know.

01:24:53.020 I, like –

01:24:53.600 All right.

01:24:53.820 If he didn't quit.

01:24:55.020 Yeah, if he quit, then obviously.

01:24:56.480 Yeah, it's like –

01:24:57.120 I just don't feel like he'd be –

01:24:58.580 I don't feel like he'd engage.

01:24:59.700 He doesn't strike me as someone's charisma, funny, anything. 0.98

01:25:02.000 Dude, we could fucking, like, catch him in a lie that ends up getting him put in prison. 0.97

01:25:06.040 Like, it's really important. 0.99

01:25:06.440 Yeah, that's a Liberty Lockdown thing.

01:25:08.100 Yeah, like, a serious episode, that would be pretty dope.

01:25:10.580 But, like, comedy, I don't feel like he'd get into comedy.

01:25:12.320 That's a good point. 0.96

01:25:12.740 But we could fucking still make it funny. 0.96

01:25:14.320 We could be like, dude, what's your – like, what's – like, what's the most coke you've 0.98

01:25:17.320 done in a night?

01:25:17.860 And just – we all laugh, and we act like we're having a good time.

01:25:19.980 We get him drunk before, so he's, like, really honest.

01:25:21.940 What is the best – where do you have the best crack cocaine at?

01:25:24.980 The best crack cocaine.

01:25:26.360 Yeah. 0.98

01:25:26.900 Where do you get the best hookers? 1.00

01:25:27.880 Like, we need to know for Toad. 0.91

01:25:29.160 We could be telling you we're not even asking him because of him. 0.98

01:25:31.860 Toad's really into underage hookers. 1.00

01:25:33.900 Where do you get Toad? 0.99

01:25:34.540 There's so much content.

01:25:36.000 Do you know of any islands?

01:25:37.240 Like, this Brent guy, like, we could literally have him on for multiple episodes.

01:25:41.260 Because he is so in our wheelhouse in so many ways that we could, like – 0.96

01:25:46.160 He's basically the mentally ill version of all of us. 0.93

01:25:48.580 It's awesome. 0.94

01:25:48.900 Yeah. 0.99

01:25:49.080 Like a Voltron fucking comic. 1.00

01:25:51.740 He's all together. 1.00

01:25:53.620 It's him.

01:25:54.840 It's great.

01:25:55.720 I love it.

01:25:56.980 Whatever it takes, we need to have him on for episode 100.

01:25:59.500 And it will – like, I feel like we could break the internet with that. 0.59

01:26:02.560 Imagine the crazy-ass genetics. 0.98

01:26:04.940 God was like, I'm going to build this guy like a brick shithouse. 1.00

01:26:09.560 He's going to fight people in a cage with a big old dick. 1.00

01:26:13.580 And fucking – he can fight. 1.00

01:26:15.560 He's huge. 1.00

01:26:16.620 He has a great chin. 1.00

01:26:18.000 He's fucking charismatic. 0.99

01:26:20.140 That's right. 1.00

01:26:21.000 He can hold his own meth.

01:26:22.600 It's great.

01:26:23.300 He is the Chad meme.

01:26:24.960 That's what he is.

01:26:25.960 Like, I'm not saying that's a good, positive thing that you should do as a human being.

01:26:31.220 But he is literally the personification of the Chad meme.

01:26:34.040 Even that Chad guy, the one that's like absolutely shredded, that dude – if that dude did meth, he'd just be Aaron Brink.

01:26:40.580 That's it.

01:26:41.080 Like, it's just all I have to do was you –

01:26:43.100 I feel like the energy, the je ne sais quoi of the Chad meme.

01:26:46.620 That is him. 0.97

01:26:47.200 You know, Benzo says that his porn is on his fucking wiki page, which I can't even believe he has a Wikipedia. 0.99

01:26:53.860 He probably has his email on there. 0.98

01:26:56.520 Like, he's probably super easy to reach.

01:26:58.740 Jesus Christ.

01:26:59.580 David Brink, I'm looking through his police records and then Google back in the location and see if I can find the place from the photo.

01:27:04.900 Jesus Christ.

01:27:05.660 Aaron Brink, according to his police records.

01:27:07.840 We found the real Sandy Hook shooter here, guys.

01:27:10.060 Oh, my God.

01:27:15.660 You're freaking me out, Dave. 0.99

01:27:17.900 Yeah, first you're defending the Jews and now you have all this, like, insider knowledge on the police records and shit. 0.97

01:27:25.220 I don't know, dude. 0.88

01:27:26.080 When Dave Brady goes on his mass killing spree, they're going to be like, well, he was influenced by a certain podcast called Tower Power Hour.

01:27:33.360 And David Brady is also underage.

01:27:37.920 It's pretty suspicious.

01:27:39.000 Yeah, when you Google Aaron Brink, it comes up with American film actor.

01:27:43.220 It's like, well, he ain't known for that anymore.

01:27:46.460 Jesus Christ. 0.99

01:27:47.760 Would you rather be known as the father of a gay mass shooter or as a gay porn star? 1.00

01:27:58.760 Ooh. 1.00

01:27:59.760 Ooh. 1.00

01:28:00.720 Oh, I'd much rather be a gay porn star. 1.00

01:28:02.660 It depends. 1.00

01:28:03.180 Am I giving you a gay porn star? 1.00

01:28:03.580 But known as. 1.00

01:28:04.320 Like, that's what you're known as. 1.00

01:28:06.380 I would rather be a gay porn star than have killed a bunch of people. 1.00

01:28:11.040 Would you, though? 1.00

01:28:11.620 Because you're going to have AIDS. 0.89

01:28:12.560 No, but you didn't kill a bunch of people. 0.98

01:28:13.640 Oh.

01:28:13.880 Your son did.

01:28:14.580 It's like, it's just the same thing.

01:28:16.180 Oh, oh.

01:28:16.200 Yeah, it's the same thing.

01:28:17.000 Like, your son is the one that did it.

01:28:19.080 Then I'd, yeah. 1.00

01:28:20.500 I'd rather be a kid than a bunch of gays. 1.00

01:28:21.700 Yeah, you guys saw they changed the name of Monkey Box to M-Box, right? 0.99

01:28:27.740 Yeah, I saw that. 1.00

01:28:30.140 Yeah, what the fuck? 1.00

01:28:31.660 That's it? 1.00

01:28:32.140 That's all you got?

01:28:34.940 Wow, that was a segue and a half right there.

01:28:38.400 I know, right?

01:28:38.860 The name of Monkey Box is like, all right.

01:28:40.760 We were talking about gay stuff, guys.

01:28:42.980 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:28:44.740 Oh, he has a Spider-Man porn parody? 0.96

01:28:46.500 Oh, I bet he definitely looks like, he looks like Sandman. 0.93

01:28:50.120 That would actually be great.

01:28:52.400 He does.

01:28:53.580 He looks like Sandman, the guy from the movie.

01:28:55.480 Yeah.

01:28:55.720 Let me ask you, did that guy die or something?

01:28:57.620 Because, like, when they brought him back in the CG version, he was the same age.

01:29:00.620 It was weird.

01:29:01.420 Did you notice that?

01:29:02.600 I just think he's at that age.

01:29:04.280 Dudes don't spoil when they get in their, like, middle age.

01:29:06.940 Who is he after?

01:29:07.760 Like, Clint in 10, 15 years from now will look exactly the same.

01:29:11.060 You know, like, so.

01:29:12.180 Probably.

01:29:12.780 Could be.

01:29:13.540 Just because I don't do meth. 1.00

01:29:14.500 If you do meth, you're fucked. 1.00

01:29:15.900 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:16.720 Thomas Hayden Church.

01:29:18.140 Yeah.

01:29:18.700 Oh, yeah.

01:29:19.060 Thomas Hayden Church.

01:29:19.960 Yeah, he's not dead.

01:29:21.300 Yeah, he'll probably hit, like, 60, start green up, and that's going to look a little different,

01:29:24.860 but it'll still be handsome.

01:29:25.800 He looked exactly the same.

01:29:26.980 This dude here, Aaron Brink, will look exactly the same for, like, 20, 30 years.

01:29:31.260 Oh, he's probably going to be alive.

01:29:32.320 He's probably going to look like this for a long time.

01:29:33.000 Are you out of your mind?

01:29:33.540 Yeah, men are way better.

01:29:34.300 Maybe he might.

01:29:35.040 This dude will not be around in five years, I promise you.

01:29:38.060 That might be true.

01:29:38.840 You better get him now.

01:29:39.940 Yeah, exactly.

01:29:41.780 I want to use up the rest of his good years on Tower Gang.

01:29:44.640 I literally want to do, like, multiple episodes of him.

01:29:48.000 I'm going to squeeze the content out of him.

01:29:50.300 He should be a host.

01:29:51.500 What are you talking about? 0.99

01:29:52.800 Whatever virality is left in his fucking dead carcass, I'm going to squeeze it into our show. 0.99

01:29:57.200 He would be the one guy who I'd allow to replace me as host on this show. 0.99

01:30:03.320 That's honorable. 1.00

01:30:04.220 Benzo said he was Electro, which is so funny to me because Electro's black, and that's just how big his dick is. 1.00

01:30:08.760 Electro is not black in the comics, you dumb fuck. 1.00

01:30:10.800 No, I think this is a great idea. 1.00

01:30:12.520 We have Aaron Brink. 0.86

01:30:13.420 But if it's a parody of a movie, then he would need to be black. 1.00

01:30:16.500 It's the parody of the comics.

01:30:18.300 Who knows?

01:30:18.900 We have Aaron Brink come on the show, and at the end, this is the gimmick for episode 100.

01:30:23.380 He gets to, if he wants to be the fifth member of Tower Gang, he gets to pick who he replaces.

01:30:31.540 I will literally leave the show for him to come on.

01:30:34.320 That's what I'm saying.

01:30:36.540 I'm down with that.

01:30:37.520 I don't even care.

01:30:40.760 I feel like everyone's on board with this.

01:30:43.540 He can take Reed's call.

01:30:47.300 Reed doesn't even bother telling us he's not coming on at this point.

01:30:52.020 Yeah, I lost electricity.

01:30:54.460 Reed was like, me too. 0.96

01:30:55.620 Apparently all of New England's out of power or some shit. 0.97

01:31:00.040 All right, guys. 0.95

01:31:00.940 I guess we could probably take the show out with this clip, and that might be the move.

01:31:06.160 I don't know.

01:31:06.320 I guess we're going to do plugs real quick.

01:31:08.440 I don't know if you've got anything.

01:31:08.960 I have Patriot J on next week who just got booted for saying nigger, which is amazing. 1.00

01:31:14.340 Face. 0.97

01:31:15.380 Yeah.

01:31:16.040 I'm excited to talk to him.

01:31:17.180 There's a lot of talking about Trump. 0.83

01:31:18.620 For those that don't know, he is a black man.

01:31:20.680 Yeah. 0.67

01:31:20.920 That is correct.

01:31:22.560 He said it to Elon Musk when Elon said that hate speech was on the decline, and he just

01:31:28.240 responded with that word.

01:31:29.760 He is such a legend. 0.99

01:31:31.360 No context, just nigger. 1.00

01:31:34.960 What an absolute legend. 0.94

01:31:38.220 I love him so much.

01:31:39.660 He's the best.

01:31:40.700 I do, too.

01:31:41.500 It was such a beautiful thing.

01:31:43.020 Yeah.

01:31:43.620 I want to get back into our power.

01:31:44.960 He's so good.

01:31:45.440 So do I.

01:31:46.320 Plugs. 0.99

01:31:46.640 Everyone fucking go watch my Dr. Malone episode from yesterday. 0.99

01:31:50.600 It was really, really cool. 0.98

01:31:51.800 Great episode.

01:31:52.600 And then Friday, I have on Dr. Joseph Lodapo, who's the Surgeon General of Florida.

01:31:58.020 That's going to be another amazing episode.

01:31:59.740 And then Tuesday, Jimmy Dore, Dave Smith, Pasta.

01:32:01.960 That'll be awesome.

01:32:03.360 To be clear, Patriot J will be on my show, not this show.

01:32:05.900 So for No Way Jose, it'll be on there.

01:32:09.260 So it'll be on Tuesday.

01:32:11.040 It'll be live streamed.

01:32:11.980 It won't be any of my paywall stuff.

01:32:14.040 So it'll be there.

01:32:14.740 Definitely show up.

01:32:15.520 It'll be me, Clint, Reed, Top, and Patriot J.

01:32:19.420 So it'll be a fun one, for sure.

01:32:21.200 So definitely show up.

01:32:21.560 Let me just say, every time Clint gets a Judge Knapp on, I'm like, I just can't believe

01:32:26.520 this guy keeps coming back on. 1.00

01:32:28.520 It's like, fuck it. 1.00

01:32:29.500 Isn't he bizarre? 1.00

01:32:31.140 He just wants to fuck Clint. 1.00

01:32:32.220 That's it. 1.00

01:32:32.820 I think he really, really likes me.

01:32:34.100 Would you like that?

01:32:34.760 He does. 1.00

01:32:35.580 He fucking gasses you up. 0.99

01:32:37.280 He loves you, man. 1.00

01:32:38.460 So he was on with Robert Malone, too?

01:32:41.060 Was it both of y'all?

01:32:42.020 Oh, God.

01:32:42.360 No, it was right after.

01:32:43.660 Same episode, but they were recorded the same day, so I paired them together.

01:32:47.120 Oh, I thought you had you, Robert Malone, and Judge Knapp.

01:32:51.380 I probably could have.

01:32:53.320 I actually thought about reaching out to Majid, because I thought that he would probably jump

01:33:00.660 at that opportunity to talk to Robert Malone.

01:33:02.380 But I didn't really have that relationship yet.

01:33:05.540 Oh, did he?

01:33:06.060 Yeah, a couple weeks ago. 1.00

01:33:07.460 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:33:07.760 So that might have been like five months ago. 1.00

01:33:09.260 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:33:09.360 I'll be good you didn't then, yeah. 1.00

01:33:10.800 All right.

01:33:11.640 I'm not saying that Liberty Lockdown's a bad show.

01:33:14.240 I'm just saying it's just weird.

01:33:15.940 Like, my dad knows who Judge Knapp is, and I was like, yeah, my friend Clint talks to him

01:33:20.440 every week.

01:33:20.920 And he's like, I don't even know what that means.

01:33:25.240 He's like, I can't even process that.

01:33:27.100 Well, what's really remarkable is that I do this show. 0.97

01:33:32.400 I did a fucking cigar stream last night where we're just literally talking to one of the 0.99

01:33:36.320 dumbest drunk people that's ever lived in Dickey. 1.00

01:33:38.100 And then, like, that day, I talked to Judge Knapp. 1.00

01:33:41.740 I talked to Dr. Robert Malone, who's like the inventor of the fucking technology that 0.98

01:33:45.120 goes in the vaccine. 0.99

01:33:46.380 And then the day prior, I'm on with fucking Majin Dois. 1.00

01:33:50.660 Next week, I have Dave Smith, Jimmy Dore. 0.89

01:33:54.540 It's like, I'm like running the gauntlet of all these like really high profile people.

01:33:58.640 And then I'm like, Dickey and Towering.

01:34:01.580 Towering.

01:34:02.140 I still can't believe that you're not going to have me on because I was definitely the

01:34:06.780 most requested to come on your show.

01:34:10.500 Yeah, I made that happen.

01:34:11.860 I did a Towering episode for Liberty Lockdown.

01:34:15.260 Oh, I knew it.

01:34:17.260 I wasn't on it, Clint.

01:34:18.520 I still wanted a Cole solo episode.

01:34:21.680 Just me, baby.

01:34:23.400 Something about that was just such a funny concept to me.

01:34:26.860 Just an hour sit down with Cole.

01:34:28.920 Cole, if you ever do get on, you just give him nothing.

01:34:32.900 Just the whole time he's acting.

01:34:35.300 That's literally all he's capable of.

01:34:38.160 Everything he says, I agree.

01:34:40.800 That's right.

01:34:41.580 You make good points.

01:34:42.360 Pull a unicorn daddy and just be like, yeah.

01:34:45.040 Oh my God. 0.99

01:34:46.920 Yo, if I do it, I'm definitely not doing it live so you can fucking tank my show. 0.93

01:34:53.160 I actually think there is an angle you could work that would actually be interesting with 0.86

01:34:57.260 Cole.

01:34:57.440 I did a solo episode, a serious solo episode with Jose.

01:35:02.060 One of my first projects.

01:35:02.640 Yeah, it was actually a good one.

01:35:03.780 I really enjoyed that.

01:35:04.680 Yes.

01:35:05.180 I think there are angles you could work with him.

01:35:06.920 I generally think I just find the concept funny. 0.98

01:35:09.340 You motherfuckers ruin me because I used to do serious solo episodes with Josh and now 0.98

01:35:14.660 every time I get in a podcast, I'm like, I just can't take it serious. 0.99

01:35:17.300 I'm sitting in front of this screen.

01:35:19.040 Something about this experience. 1.00

01:35:20.300 Sandy Hook, Jews, niggers. 1.00

01:35:20.880 I'm like, I can't help myself. 1.00

01:35:24.640 That's right. 0.99

01:35:25.760 I was literally shit talking to fucking Eric Brakey and I'm like, what am I doing right 0.99

01:35:32.860 now? 1.00

01:35:33.140 I can't help myself.

01:35:34.240 He's probably good with it, man.

01:35:37.100 He's friends with Reed Cooley.

01:35:38.460 They're base dudes.

01:35:40.000 Yeah.

01:35:40.180 He laughed, but it's just like, it's not, this is not the place for it.

01:35:42.660 Like, this is why it's such a perfect balance for me.

01:35:45.180 This is why I love this doing this show is because I get to like, be very serious with

01:35:50.020 Dr. Robert Malone and then be like, Jewish people have issues. 1.00

01:35:54.100 Like, the transition is so stark.

01:35:58.000 I like how that's the most hardcore thing Clint can think of right now.

01:36:01.760 Yeah.

01:36:02.280 I mean, it's the only one that you can literally get unpersoned over.

01:36:05.440 Yeah.

01:36:05.580 It's like the worst thing you can say.

01:36:08.600 All right.

01:36:09.660 Top, you probably the only one actually has legitimate plugs.

01:36:12.840 Toplopper.com, podcastmerch.com.

01:36:15.340 We're going to drop some cool Christmas stuff in a couple of days.

01:36:18.800 So yeah, go check that out.

01:36:20.380 David Brady just sent me Aaron Briggs' Instagram.

01:36:23.220 Hell yeah.

01:36:23.760 Oh, all right.

01:36:24.900 Let's get it going.

01:36:26.360 Message him.

01:36:27.260 He only has 190 followers and the last time he posted was three years ago.

01:36:33.360 Oh, I was hoping it was going to be like 11 days ago when the shooting happened.

01:36:36.640 All right.

01:36:36.940 Message him.

01:36:37.840 By the way, we have episode 100 next week.

01:36:42.120 Hopefully we do something awesome.

01:36:44.540 We're going to figure out.

01:36:45.240 Get Aaron Brink on the show.

01:36:46.820 We'll figure something out.

01:36:47.840 Exactly.

01:36:48.560 Benzo, Benzo, this is your job. 1.00

01:36:49.620 Tyler, you're such a faggot. 1.00

01:36:50.760 Like, he thinks. 1.00

01:36:51.540 I remember when he first popped on the scene, he probably looked at all of us and he was

01:36:56.060 like, I can do that better.

01:36:57.180 I don't know if you can see this. 1.00

01:36:58.500 Fuck you, Tyler. 1.00

01:36:59.200 Look at his fucking chick. 1.00

01:37:01.300 You see that? 1.00

01:37:02.420 No.

01:37:02.900 He's got the 80s haircut. 1.00

01:37:04.580 She looks fucked up. 1.00

01:37:05.480 Yeah, she is not cute at all. 1.00

01:37:07.460 I mean, she is like a.

01:37:08.800 He can do better. 1.00

01:37:09.940 He's a fucking troll. 1.00

01:37:10.940 Hope that's not his mom. 1.00

01:37:12.060 I mean, to be fair, he was railing out chicks in a rag in porn. 0.91

01:37:15.320 So he probably just like, I'm going to find someone I actually connect with on an emotional

01:37:18.380 and spiritual level.

01:37:20.320 Who cares?

01:37:21.120 I can picture him saying that.

01:37:22.560 He connects with on a spiritual level.

01:37:24.700 Dude, she's probably mega based. 1.00

01:37:26.000 We should get her on.

01:37:29.300 She's probably deeply abused, but all right. 0.99

01:37:31.820 Benzo said she found his porn manager. 0.99

01:37:34.300 Hell yeah. 0.98

01:37:35.240 That would be a good guess as well.

01:37:36.800 What if it's Jake Shields?

01:37:40.600 He was ripped, dude.

01:37:43.180 Yeah.

01:37:43.440 Homeboy was in good shape. 0.99

01:37:44.300 I'm looking at his fucking Instagram right now. 0.98

01:37:45.900 Dude, he was fighting like as of a couple of years ago. 0.99

01:37:48.100 This dude fought for a long time.

01:37:49.620 He's got.

01:37:49.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:50.580 He was.

01:37:51.200 There's a picture of him to get him on.

01:37:54.060 He had around like a 500 record.

01:37:56.220 You know, David's saying you're welcome.

01:37:58.500 You gave us an Instagram account that has been inactive for three years.

01:38:02.100 Thanks, man.

01:38:04.620 He's not going to answer.

01:38:06.300 Hey, I'm going to shut up, David, dude. 1.00

01:38:08.060 You're fucking killing it right now. 0.99

01:38:09.220 I do love you. 0.99

01:38:11.360 It's been so creepy. 0.97

01:38:12.420 It's just a quarter of you that I find disgusting. 0.92

01:38:14.380 Don't let Pop Lopsa keep you down. 0.98

01:38:15.120 All right?

01:38:15.300 By the way, just a little aside real quick.

01:38:18.760 Aaron Brink, most of his wins in MMA were by knockout, by the way.

01:38:22.540 Most of his losses were by decision.

01:38:24.300 So he's a knockout type of guy. 1.00

01:38:26.600 You just hit him with his penis. 1.00

01:38:28.100 We're going to knock him out next week. 1.00

01:38:30.300 All right.

01:38:30.580 Let's take it out with this.

01:38:32.440 And if you guys want to do commentary as we go, 0.77

01:38:34.220 I'm pretty sure it's just balls kicking.

01:38:36.040 So it's probably not going to.

01:38:36.660 I'm pretty sure it is as well.

01:38:38.520 In the middle.

01:38:39.600 In the middle.

01:38:41.140 This is the video we saw.

01:38:43.280 It's a compilation.

01:38:44.140 Is it a compilation or a compilation?

01:38:48.500 Why is this on the sound?

01:38:49.340 Fire away, buddy.

01:38:51.080 All right.

01:38:51.380 You can open in, buddy.

01:38:52.520 Stevia, we love you.

01:38:54.360 Bang! 1.00

01:38:55.600 He's a horrible cat, dude.

01:38:57.920 Oh.

01:38:58.780 Oh, he's here to pop.

01:39:03.540 He sticks his tongue out.

01:39:05.200 Oh, he's going.

01:39:06.020 Oh, God.

01:39:06.540 The Russian Stevia Mep kick is going to go on right now. 0.73

01:39:09.700 This is what he's going to do. 1.00

01:39:10.500 Yo, do you see his dick? 1.00

01:39:12.660 Just like. 1.00

01:39:14.400 That's a sick dick. 1.00

01:39:15.400 Oh. 1.00

01:39:16.700 Oh, yeah.

01:39:18.040 Here, bud.

01:39:19.200 Wait.

01:39:19.840 Hey.

01:39:21.040 I heard that. 1.00

01:39:22.420 Imagine if he's got a dick flopped up. 1.00

01:39:24.580 You can see his dick flopped up. 1.00

01:39:26.200 Yeah. 0.99

01:39:26.540 No, he hasn't.

01:39:27.220 Do you have any idea of what he's like in the bedroom?

01:39:30.500 It's got to be so insane.

01:39:32.240 Oh, wait.

01:39:32.740 He doesn't come.

01:39:34.420 He doesn't come. 0.99

01:39:37.520 This is the type of dude that pays bitches to step on him. 1.00

01:39:39.860 I'm going to shit my pants. 1.00

01:39:40.660 I don't even know how he has to shit on him. 1.00

01:39:42.420 I'm going to shit my pants. 1.00

01:39:43.100 He makes a girl cut off a full time and you can't hut. 1.00

01:39:46.500 All right.

01:39:49.100 That's it, guys.

01:39:49.660 We're out.

01:39:51.040 All right.

01:39:51.440 See y'all.

01:39:52.180 Love you, everybody.

01:39:52.720 Shout out.

Tower Gang - December 04, 2022

Ep 99 - Wuhan Fish Market

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