Ep 99 - Wuhan Fish Market
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 39 minutes
Words per Minute
210.83456
Hate Speech Sentences
147
Summary
We talk about 9/11, the first time we ever masturbated in front of a mirror, and our first time using the bathroom in a public place. Also, we talk about the fact that we have no idea what we're doing and why it's a good thing we don't have phones.
Transcript
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Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.
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You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this,
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We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.
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Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.
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Welcome, everybody, to another last revolution of Target.
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We open this motherfucker, and we flexing on you hoes,
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This is the number one podcast for the transgender community.
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We're going to be covering a bunch of fucking hard-hitting news,
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black people getting knocked out, or knocking out people,
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really cutting-edge important stuff, so do not miss it.
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He said his power is out, and then, I mean, we told him,
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And we are just going to scream every obscenity until they can hear us.
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He's also not using headphones, so you know it's on speaker phones.
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I'm actually, yeah, I'm in the bedroom where I grew up,
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so this is the first place I ever masturbated, so.
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I find it wild you went to your parents' house when you're using your phone.
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So it's like you literally just went there so you had light?
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I did not have any phone service in my home either.
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So it would either be out, like, in the wilderness in the rain.
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So, I mean, I guess it could be, like, in my vehicle.
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But if I was going to be in my vehicle, I would have to somehow open my garage
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Yeah, it wouldn't be tough to open your garage with the vehicle running.
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I would have to manually open it and then, I guess, manually close it.
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What you need to do, to keep the electricity in as well,
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cover up all the windows and doors and everything in the garage with plastic
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And by the way, you rev the engine and that gets the power up, too.
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Well, you did say this is a support podcast for trans people, so.
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It reminds me of that Key and Peele bit where, like,
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and then someone makes the same exact joke and everyone fucking dies.
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I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall, like,
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She's like, why are you coming over here for you, you fucking faggot?
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You know that she uses foul language like that, too, which is awesome.
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I love that if your parents actually called you a fucking faggot.
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You know when I was growing up that my mom was a Democrat
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and now she's, like, the most racist person I know?
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Yeah, I think mine has undergone a similar metamorphosis,
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Again, what we're saying, it wasn't a metamorphosis.
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I think life is just a progression of getting more racist over time.
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By the time I get to 60, I'm literally going to be Hitler.
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There's only so much further I can go before I'm actually.
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I think you're so far at the end of the bell curve
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that you're actually going to flip in horseshoe theory
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You know, you ever see those podcasts where, like,
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they started off cool and then, like, you look at them now,
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Yeah, I'm looking at you guys in that way right now.
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This whole podcast will come around and we'll just be hard left.
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We should do one episode where we just try and be woke.
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Well, but can you imagine, because right now I'm retarded with the right.
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Well, I'm retarded, but I have the right opinions, so I'm good.
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Imagine if I was retarded with the wrong opinions.
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It's amazing that you just lucked your way into being right about everything.
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McAdams got taken off Twitter for calling Sean Hannity a retard, right?
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So I was just learning to call him a bitch, which, like, he wouldn't have got to take
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If he would have called him a bitch, that's harder.
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I actually think I might have one of the times I got, like, a timeout, I think it was for
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I feel like retarded bitch could actually take some people down.
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I got a suspension for calling someone a scumbag.
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Yeah, if they report you, I think it's, like, harassment if you're just insulting people.
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But you can finally say that COVID was actually from a lab in Wuhan now.
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We already got nuked for it, but you can say it now.
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I totally forgot about that because we're still on YouTube.
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But, yeah, on Twitter, they released something, like, yesterday or two days ago.
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They were like, we're no longer removing content for misinformation about COVID, which is, like,
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a couple weeks after they were moved, they had that tab, the COVID tab, which used to
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be, like, the first tab you would open up on the search, it would be the COVID tab.
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And they kept moving it over to the right and, like, keep pushing it further down, like,
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And I was like, I mean, it was, and no one talked about it.
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No one talked about how it just randomly disappeared one day.
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Like, they push something, and then by the time it becomes, like, okay to talk about it,
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it's already too late, and the damage has already been done, like, with the vaccine.
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I can't even concentrate right now because Cole was just, like, reaching out like this,
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and I'm looking at, like, the vascularity and the cut right there in his arm.
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Still not enough to trim his pits, though, apparently.
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And I was, like, because I think Jose mentioned, like, oh, yeah, I trim mine.
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I did this, joking around, and you saw them, and you're, like, do you shave it?
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Occasionally I'll shave them, but usually I just trim them.
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And then all four of them were, like, no, we trim our – and I was, like, am I the only –
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I'm the manscaping artist here, so you know that I do my pits.
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I trim specifically because I use, like, the white deodorant because white is right.
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And if you have – if you've got a lot of hair, it'll get caught in there like you'll
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So I trim them so that way it just stays out of that.
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Tom, I use charcoal deodorant because I'm not a racist.
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For me, it's a – I started doing it because of working out particularly because with a long
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one especially – well, like, there'd be movements where, like, they'd get caught and,
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like, it'd be – especially, like, shit like Rose and stuff like that.
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I just didn't like it when my arm would be down and it would, like, do a little fucking
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Oh, it's like the chest hair coming out of, like, your shirt, but it's out of your
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It's like a clogged woman's shower drain, basically.
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Like, Rob, does your armpit hair match your actual hair?
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So I don't want that because I'm not a homosexual.
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I did once goofing off, and it was, like, the worst.
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When I first joined the military, I was a washout of, like –
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it technically wasn't Special Forces, but it kind of was.
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No, but it was, like, we would – in training, we would wear –
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We would wear these things called – they're called Sophie's,
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which are almost like these, like, really, really short shorts.
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Those are the things we would train in, like, when we do, like, workouts and stuff.
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And we just – as a joke, like, the guys were, like, you got to shave your legs.
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Like, we had this thing we call Fluffer Fridays,
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which we legit would, like, fluff up our dicks on Fridays.
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So where it's almost – it's still flaccid enough.
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Yeah, it's kind of – and because those nut huggers are so small,
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it's almost – the head of your dick is almost out of the shirt.
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It's like – you know when, like, when you're about to be in a porno
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or when you're about to ascend a soft dick dick?
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We're in these short – we're in these, like, fucking – like, I don't know
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It's funny, too, because those guys are just like,
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all right, guys, Fluffer Friday, fluff them up,
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and I'll just be fluffing our dicks, like, in our shorts.
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When they run by – when they run by the threes that are in the Navy,
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they can all, like, you know, feel pretty good.
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Those fucking trolls of women that signed up for the armed forces
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It was an awful idea, especially since I was, like, in hardcore training.
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Like, we would use, like, ruck for, like, you know, well, like, probably 5, 10,
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you know, even more miles through, like, wilderness and shit,
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And then you have these – especially me with my big meaty quads,
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just fucking, like, rubbing together as, like, with this, like, freshly shaved.
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You need the hair, especially in between your thighs,
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You need that hair, or you will, like, destroy your inner thighs.
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So when you guys – listen, sometimes I'll – if I do shave,
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Sometimes I'll just be like, I'm just going to take it all off.
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And when I do that, the rare times I do with the razor,
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it's always a question mark about how far do I go down the thigh
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I legit, like, all right, you have your dick and balls,
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I need you to actually – you need to be like, here's your balls,
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Like, there's that little bit of hair that comes out the edge.
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I know, but it looks absurd when you have, like –
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Because I have, like, actual thigh hair a little bit,
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If I just let that shit all sit there while I have no hair in the center,
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But the weird thing is, I don't think women care about us being shaved.
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Every time – I'll tell you this, and I'll say it again.
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Every time I shave, it's 100% chance zero pussy for whatever reason.
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It doesn't entice them if we are, you know, fucking balled up.
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Top's putting himself in the I'm-gonna-fuck-today frame,
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Like, when you get in your mind, like, I'm-gonna-fuck,
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Oh, so whenever he shaves, he was like, I'm-gonna-fuck.
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And then his energy, the females around him can sense it.
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I feel like this is, like, we've reached the point in this show where now I'm uncomfortable.
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So the better question is when you don't shave, if you leave a little triangle, like you're saying, Clint, like, you know, just, like, just the root, like, and you leave a little bit, then it gets even weirder because you have to shave around, right?
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To make it there – to make there to be contrast.
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Are you guys just that hairy that your thighs, like, that – like, your hair, like, just completely – there's no stopping between your thigh hair and your dick hair?
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Because for me, I don't know, I've – like, I have hairy legs and hairy thighs, but, like, right in the – especially around the groin area, it's almost like the hair has been, like, rubbed off.
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I don't know if it's just got meaty quads and they're, like – and from moving, they just kind of rub.
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It's kind of like when I used to play soccer a lot, like, I would lose –
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I have a passion that's not there, but I have thigh hair all the way up.
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He's like, there is only room for one person wearing a white beater in this podcast.
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No, so, yeah, like, I got, like, the pube forest going on, and then it kind of, like, spreads out a little bit, a little bit onto the thighs, so I hit all of that area, but I don't shave it off.
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I trim it because you're going to get into trouble if you shave it all off.
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You know, then you get into the, you know, top conundrum there.
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Like, if you were to see me from a distance, you'd be like, oh, there's no hair there.
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But if you get up close, it's like, there's a motherfucking hair there.
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And if you shave in the middle and you just leave that shit there, it's like – it probably doesn't look weird to someone else, but just it feels awkward.
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It's almost like there's this four-inch radius outside of my pubes where I don't really grow hair on my thighs,
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Yeah, what's your pubes to thigh hair ratio, Jose?
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Also, if we're applying the hypothesis about, like, if you shave, you're not getting pussy, does Toad get negative pussy?
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Yeah, I mean, he has to – yeah, Toad, go no shave fucking November, but for the rest of the year, I guess December, and by January, you will be drowning in pussy.
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Yeah, the cool thing is then he could show his dick on stream, and it won't get taken down.
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It is actually true that, you know, over my entire lifespan, I have net negative pussy, which is being born, and that's it.
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Like, I know we joke about it, but, like, you have to.
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We are making – how much off the Patreon a month?
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Y'all motherfuckers just keep confiscating our fucking –
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But what I'm saying is we let Toad take that money and buy a hooker.
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We have about enough right now that you could, like, get, like, a hand job out of it, probably.
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If you've ever looked into rates of whores, I have a feeling –
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I think we've had a patron for a couple months now.
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There's at least probably over $100 there if I had to guess.
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I'm talking about the rates that Clint gets offered, though, so –
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I don't know if you've ever just for fun looked at rates of escorts, but you can get
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If there's a quality to price thing for handjobs, I feel like a $100 handjob would have to
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be by a dude because, I mean, there's – like, at a certain point, women cannot get to the
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We could get him a – we could get him a really good handjob, and we don't have to
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worry about, like, spoiling him for the Lord or whatever the fuck he's worried about at
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Dickie brings up an interesting point there, though.
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Yeah, even, like, the best handjob, it'd just be like –
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I think it would be – it would be, like, one of those people that's born with a defect
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where their arms are, like, shrunk up, so, like, you think it's impossible, and then
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they'd just give you the handjob of your life, and you're like, that was kind of –
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Maybe a deaf chick that knows sign language does some crazy shit with her fingers.
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Actually, I bet you they could probably – but that's pairing it with something else.
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Like, I feel like, like, getting a full-on body massage and, like, getting jerked off at
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the same time or, like, after, probably really fucking awesome.
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I bet they kick you off, and you full-on, and they just –
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Well, that was – that's what Deshaun Watson got popped for, is that he kept trying to
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get them to fucking finger his asshole, and they're like, yo, dog.
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He's back this week, and I think there is – it said, like, seven or eight of his accusers
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He needs to figure out where they are sitting at in the audience.
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Score touchdown, look directly at them, and just grab his crotch.
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Or do something, because, I mean, he's just like, what are you going to do about it?
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There's no way – there's no way in fucking hell the kid went into a massage parlor and
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was like, jack my dick off or I'll break your fucking face.
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Yeah, so he thought the bitch was into him, and he was wrong.
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I remember a bunch of women came forward, and I swear it was massage parlor.
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And it was, like – that's where there's, like, the conspiracy of someone just was like,
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hey, we have this, like, kind of person in the public eye.
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If we get enough of you together, and it's like – obviously, he clearly probably was
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But it was probably one of those things where, like, enough whores get together.
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I thought it was all team trainers because that's where it started at because he was, like – he
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And he would be getting, like, thigh massages after the game.
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And he would keep – he would be, like, can you get up higher?
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They were, like, touching his balls, and he was, like –
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He's, like, I feel really relaxed everywhere except, like, right here.
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And she's, like, look, it's not going to happen.
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It's, like, I have a lot of blood in a certain region.
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Look, I have a lot of tension right here, as you can see.
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You can see there's massive swelling, all right?
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I took a late hit, if you know what I'm saying.
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Honestly, like, you go to a massage parlor, you ask for a handjob, they say no, you walk
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I don't want to do any prostitution of any caliber at all, ever.
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But that's what these fucking, it has to happen to them fucking 10 times.
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You wouldn't get jerked off, you fucking prude.
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Hey, what percentage of massage parlors would you say actually do handjobs?
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As the CD-looking one I see, I just assume they jerk you off there.
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I worked with a guy when I worked nights in the MTA, and he said that whenever a massage
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parlor covers up the front windows, they're doing handjobs.
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I feel like they don't get enough business, I mean, to actually keep the doors open.
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No, no, I never asked because I didn't want one.
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Everyone's seen that porn, the porns, like the milking table porns.
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How great it would be if you had one chick under their jerk in your wall, you're going to
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That sounds like the best thing in the absolute world.
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Dude, I've told you a thousand times, milking tables is my shit.
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I want to be rubbed from the top, from the bottom.
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But I don't want to pay for it because it's disgusting.
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Do they have milking tables for chicks, though, with two holes or their tits go through and
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It's so awkward now that Elizabeth's going to be around.
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I guess we can talk about milk, but I do want to really want to talk about...
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Because this is something we talked about months ago, about what a sick, cruel, cosmic joke
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Because it's like you're used to this one chick your whole life, and then all of a sudden,
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I remember when my wife was near the end of her pregnancy and while she's breastfeeding.
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If I like Smash, most of the time she'd wear a bra because it was like just the movement
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Six weeks after they give birth, you can't have sex with them.
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So breast milk to me, it tasted like sugar water.
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It would be like if skim milk, if they cut somehow more of the milk out.
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Get these half milk titties out of my face, bitch.
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But also I think like maybe if a cat was like on a normal diet, like that they would have
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And so you also got to think it probably reflects a lot of what they're eating.
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And then a couple days later, I was breastfeeding off of her.
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And I was like, oh my God, am I drinking my own cum in some weird way?
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And I was like, is she feeding her child my cum through her milk?
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You came on her face and then she came on yours.
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And you guys think, I don't know how female anatomy works.
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I don't know how fucking breast milk gets produced.
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I think there might be something to that though.
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Because yeah, definitely the nutrients that the woman is eating go into the...
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After she had the baby, I specifically only fed her cat food.
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So God only knows what kind of nutrients my kids were getting.
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It's like, I should feed my wife explicitly just cum and just see what happens.
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And like, I mean, the medical community needs to know...
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What if the breast milk gets really salty and tastes like bleach?
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I swear on my child that is out there right now.
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I've tried to smell it because people said it has a smell and I was like...
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I heard you guys talking about that on the Fox.
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It's a clean smell, but like almost kind of musty.
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For me, it definitely comes out of your urethra, but the originating track is separate.
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Well, not for me because I apparently have the wires crossed, but...
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You ever go to the doctor and figure out why you fucking did that shit with your blood and
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Imagine if he finally loses his virginity and he just busts blood all over a fucking...
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No, no, I was talking about the piss cum thing.
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You will absolutely, like, maim a woman if you do that for the rest of the...
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If you cum, like, you're just like, oh, I'm going to cum, you pull out and you go to
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bust in her tits and it's just blood spurting out.
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My honest belief is that Toad, like, the first time you touch a pussy with your dick, you're
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going to cum right away, or you're not going to be able to cum at all because you're
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I listened to the Monday bonus episode, and I was like, it was pretty good.
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I said, why don't like, why not for like a Patreon kind of thing?
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Like, we could have the people who join, we'll do like a bonus episode.
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We're like, well, the bonus episode would mean that Cole has to show up every time.
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Anytime I have a cigar, because I have to smoke it outside.
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Because the whole point is like, I can't do Tupac because it's just being away so much.
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But if I have a cigar, I can't be inside anyway.
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Like, you get, you know, people that, I definitely think, I don't know why we haven't done this yet.
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You need to do this to put out a weekly thing on Patreon, a post, just like a mailbag thing.
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It can be, they can even drop links and, you know, maybe have a show on the show or whatever.
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I mean, it would just be, obviously it wouldn't be all of us.
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It would just be whoever can show, which would probably never be me.
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But, you know, maybe once in a while I'll show up.
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David Brady's asking another fucking virgin question.
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He says, what smells better, a fishy chick or a sweaty dude?
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Sweaty dude smells fucking great compared to a fishy chick.
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You, like, there is a visceral repulsion that I have to, like, stinky fish.
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I remember in high school, there was a girl that we were at a basketball game and we were
00:30:02.480
all sitting, like, I was in varsity, but JV was playing or something like that.
00:30:05.860
And so we're sitting on the bleachers, as you do before the game.
00:30:08.220
And there was a girl there that she smelled so bad that we all had to move.
00:30:12.640
Like, we had, and it was, I mean, it was straight, like, Wuhan fucking fish market smell.
00:30:25.960
And then, you know, and it was, and then after we play our game, we go back in the locker
00:30:30.200
That's all sweaty dudes, sweaty high school guys that probably don't shower as much.
00:30:36.920
I mean, it stinks, but it's like, you can get past it pretty quick.
00:30:40.960
Elizabeth does not like my smell when I'm working out.
00:30:46.700
So Benzo, could you please throw a crumb of us at Toad?
00:30:55.680
Patron, if you, if we, if we get enough money, we'll fly out Benzo to fuck Toad.
00:31:10.680
We're not fucking, you're not going to be around to fly home.
00:31:17.000
But yeah, I'm not going to be in his parents' basement.
00:31:19.500
We got to provide some sort of content to these people.
00:31:25.520
She says, yes, right now, instead of paying for shitty content, I'm paying for zero content.
00:31:35.800
Oh, I guess you don't have to be a patron for that.
00:31:44.340
We have to, we got to get him laid at some point.
00:31:49.720
After Toad gets laid, once we raise enough money, we will just end the show.
00:31:57.280
You might actually, how, dude, you might actually be funny after you fuck.
00:32:07.020
Yeah, if he, like, if he stopped being all fucking weird and shit just because he got
00:32:25.180
I just remembered something I want to bring up.
00:32:26.760
And it was, you guys' episode, your bonus stream is what sparked this.
00:32:31.000
I realized, I've been, like, so confounded about the phenomena of figs for forever.
00:32:37.820
And I feel so bad because he seems like a very nice guy.
00:32:46.160
And they know it on the, on Legion of Skank, they know that he's not funny.
00:32:49.880
They don't ever say it, like, completely all right.
00:32:52.020
And if they do, it'll be like, ha, ha, ha, kind of like a joke.
00:33:55.220
Even if he fucking goes up there and he just slaps himself in the face, he's funnier than Schaub.
00:34:16.240
Anyways, with the fig shit, I've been so confused how these even a thing.
00:34:22.440
But the fact he has a show on Gas Digital and he somehow ends up on these shows.
00:34:30.500
And then I realized when I saw that bonus stream and I saw Dickie, I was like, I understood it.
00:34:43.020
Like, say if we ever made it big, I could 100% see that he'd be like, hey, I want to
00:34:53.240
And like, so it's just like they humor him and let him do shit just because it's their
00:34:57.620
And like, but they're never going to badmouth him because they love him.
00:35:03.520
There's no way in hell fucking figs gets more downloads than me.
00:35:25.540
That's the whole point is like, that's how figs became a thing because they love him.
00:35:32.280
And that's why I guess this all the shit from nepotism.
00:35:34.380
If Dickie wasn't such a fucking alcoholic, he could be funny.
00:35:44.440
It's like you think you're funny when you're on alcohol.
00:36:05.780
Tell me why you're crushing on Toad and not me.
00:36:11.820
There is a golden zone for like, I think with alcohol, really, I feel like it's a almost
00:36:19.020
If you hit the golden zone, like if you've had a couple beers, two, three, maybe four.
00:36:27.480
Can you imagine working out on like a couple beers?
00:36:32.300
It depends on what you're doing, really, I think.
00:36:36.220
They said it crystallizes your muscles, and I don't know what that means, so I've never
00:36:44.020
I will say this, though, there's a bunch of NFL players that take a shot of Hennessy
00:36:55.660
He would say he would take two shots of Hennessy before.
00:36:57.540
Yeah, so like a couple shots of liquor, I could see that.
00:37:00.620
But now like beer, yeah, it's a little heavy in your stomach for doing like physical activity.
00:37:05.280
They say when you're going to drink with black people, you're obviously going to drink Hennessy,
00:37:15.360
The Odyssey check is actually kind of bumping right now.
00:37:22.800
So what Matt W did say, Cole is becoming gayer the more jacked he gets, which is not true.
00:37:28.460
So I put up a, I made a shirt for Crack Amico and it's a LA is gay from his song.
00:37:35.600
They played it on their show, by the way, for an opener.
00:37:44.320
So the whole second verse is about Brendan Schwab and how he's going to like fuck him
00:37:52.600
I said, every time you buy this shirt, Brendan Schwab cries.
00:37:55.380
And Lewis called me, he was like, yo, doggy, we don't make fun of comedians over here, doggy.
00:38:00.720
And I was like, I thought, I thought that's like what we're doing.
00:38:07.740
So they did an entire like segment about how Brendan Schwab, they played the song on there
00:38:14.020
and they were laughing about how Brendan, and like, I guess.
00:38:19.700
I mean, that is a very weird like hill to die on, right?
00:38:26.000
I mean, but I guess there is something to like every, every, a lot of people, comedians
00:38:29.860
were afraid to make fun of Schwab because of Joe Rogan because he's in that Joe Rogan.
00:38:36.600
I understand why he said, he said not to, because it's a business obviously, but I thought it
00:38:41.980
I think, I think, I think the, the issue, cause they've, they've had talks about him on Legion
00:38:47.020
a few times, but like, I think if you're going to market a shirt dedicated to how bad this
00:38:51.600
guy is, that's like, that's taking it over a line in my opinion.
00:38:55.380
It was never, if I never did it, obviously to say like, he's in it.
00:38:59.780
I think he's funny on podcasts and stuff that I've seen, but I did it.
00:39:02.800
But Theo kind of carries, but I guess they actually don't do it anymore.
00:39:06.420
But I feel like if I, if I had a shirt for Liberty Lockdown, people would be like, dude,
00:39:15.820
In the remix, you got to just like roast the people that like have turned on you now.
00:39:19.520
I would, I really like, I really like to think that top would actually be like, okay,
00:39:28.060
Peter Quinonez, we'll talk some branding on, on the fuck.
00:39:37.840
Don't fucking like it's, it's Clint that has a problem with them.
00:39:42.600
Now that he left that hole, I really don't have a problem.
00:39:45.280
No, I really, I mean that, I don't really have an issue with that.
00:39:52.280
I had an issue with her and I did think he was kind of, that was kind of a bit, like
00:39:55.140
a lot of bitch stuff going on his side, but you know, I think he's, he's gone away from
00:40:01.920
You know, you know, a man who is capable of being pussy whipped to that extent by a lunatic.
00:40:12.360
Pussy has a great, pussy is magic to lesser men.
00:40:20.640
The top made merch for both sides of a podcast for that is thinking the juice thing.
00:40:25.600
They've been doing this for years where they play both sides and they always come out
00:40:47.760
It's like, it's like literally the most piece in the world.
00:40:52.400
At some points as I'm typing, I'm like, is this going to end my career of something in
00:41:03.600
Like it's like the one place you can't get canceled.
00:41:08.940
I mean, they were talking about getting like people having like getting canceled and keeping
00:41:15.420
them for the, like their lifetimes they're wondering about.
00:41:17.720
And I was thinking the whole time I was like, man, I wish it'd be because I could tell them
00:41:20.760
like, I mean, yes, I did get, I lost my job because of Twitter, but at the same time,
00:41:26.360
I still work in the same, like, and I make more now that I did then.
00:41:29.500
It's kind of, I'm actually on a better path now, but it, but it is also something where
00:41:34.040
my name is like, I don't think anybody can look up.
00:41:36.600
No, dude, if this show was big, you'd be in trouble.
00:41:41.320
Well, I mean, I guess you could probably find me.
00:41:45.260
I mean, I feel like the thing though, the conundrum is like, if like with this type of
00:41:50.020
shit, if we ever get big enough to like, where it would negatively affect our real
00:41:59.320
Well, I guess, yeah, I guess I'm in trouble now.
00:42:01.680
Well, I guess I'm almost, I'm almost like daring.
00:42:04.000
Like, I'm like, like, if I say this and it gets big enough to where you have to cancel
00:42:10.240
So that way I can like, just segue almost completely into something else.
00:42:15.800
It's like, it's like a weird, it's like assisted suicide, like suicide by cop, but for your
00:42:25.960
I just like the top is the biggest Jew hater and he works for gas.
00:42:33.360
I guess we have to talk about the conversation.
00:42:35.860
What did you guys think about the whole Kanye and Tim Poole thing?
00:42:41.360
I want to hear what you guys have to say before I chime in.
00:42:47.300
Uh, fucking, I own, I literally, I, I have it saved in my watch later.
00:42:53.520
I keep meaning to be like, to catch the full context, but I literally, I basically only
00:42:58.040
caught, like I jumped on right when he left and like, I've heard other contexts and it
00:43:03.200
I get the vibe that it was like, he was kind of like, all right, this is some gay shit
00:43:10.220
And I know live were like, Oh, he doesn't want to have the dialogue.
00:43:12.100
And it's like, you know, I don't think there's ever, sometimes there's no shame.
00:43:17.540
So, I mean, like, I know like we're like kind of given Kanye shit, but it's kind of like
00:43:22.760
he had said, I guess like the thing was like, Tim was getting mad at him or, or was generalizing
00:43:27.740
groups and Kanye brought that up, I guess a couple of times like, Hey, why is it okay?
00:43:32.500
He didn't necessarily, uh, you know, uh, say it in that way particularly, but he definitely
00:43:38.080
Uh, Tim definitely wasn't deemed to be seemed to be, you know, keen on picking up what he
00:43:42.760
And then he did it again with the whole them thing.
00:43:46.500
So I think he was just kind of like, yeah, I'm not doing this shit.
00:43:50.280
He said, yeah, Tim was definitely being a hypocrite for the reason that they just said, but also,
00:43:56.960
I mean, I kind of wonder whether Kanye should have like actually left like that.
00:44:01.060
Like from his perspective, I mean, would it have looked better if he stayed and, you know,
00:44:05.620
kept like, I think it would have looked way better if he just fucking, when he walked
00:44:09.180
across the table, like you saw just a fucking flash of horror in Tim Pool's eyes when, when
00:44:16.320
Kanye was walking across and he didn't know, he looks at him like, yeah.
00:44:21.440
He's like, Oh, he's leaving as opposed to like, Oh, I'm about to get fucking knocked out.
00:44:26.120
What was that one guy that also left or tried to, or like threatened him during the pod?
00:44:38.240
Like he slapped his microphone and then he stood there.
00:44:41.400
Like Kanye was just like, I'm not the fucking one.
00:44:44.840
And he fixed the microphone though real quickly.
00:44:49.720
And Clint just got himself uninvited from the show in the future by saying fuck too many
00:45:17.940
I, I don't, I don't think, listen, I agree more with Kanye.
00:45:22.220
I don't think it's a right or wrong thing, but when I was arguing with Dave Smith about,
00:45:27.000
or just having a discussion with Dave Smith about what happened there, he was like that
00:45:31.560
Kanye was basically gay for walking out in the conversation.
00:45:35.640
But I say, no, Tim Pool was completely unstrategic.
00:45:40.120
He should have known how to guide this conversation.
00:45:43.180
And, and Dave was like, well, you know, it's Kanye West.
00:45:50.420
You opened up the podcast with a story about their dinner.
00:45:55.000
And then you mentioned specifically Mike Pence.
00:45:57.300
And in that, in that article, which I've read, there's different types of articles about it.
00:46:04.680
And he's, he's asking for Trump to condemn them.
00:46:07.960
So right away, Kanye picked up on it and he starts talking about the Jews.
00:46:15.580
He keeps saying, oh, Kanye just brought it up out of the blue.
00:46:17.840
And he said, oh, we're going there out of nowhere.
00:46:23.780
You guided the conversation completely incorrectly.
00:46:26.720
Your co-host Luke was too boring and too worried about selling his own t-shirts to, to move it somewhere else.
00:46:33.360
And then you ended up where you were and now you're going to play the victim card because, because a billionaire went on your show.
00:46:40.420
I mean, the biggest star since Michael Jackson, music star, probably the biggest celebrity we have in the world right now, as it stands right now.
00:46:48.900
And, and also Dave Smith said, oh, well, you know, it's messed up that Kanye walked off because Tim was platforming him.
00:47:01.120
Yeah, those 20 minutes that he spent on your show and the hour that Milo spent on your show a few weeks ago were the best.
00:47:07.980
That's the best hour and a half you're going to get on that fucking shit show.
00:47:10.600
That's like, that's like if Dave actually had Joe Rogan on his podcast.
00:47:13.680
It was like, yeah, I was platforming Joe Rogan.
00:47:17.940
He got a boost from Kanye being there and probably a boost from the walkout, you know, but if he had stuck around for the whole show, like literally Kanye leaving was money leaving Tim Pool's pockets.
00:47:30.300
If I could, like, I wish I had looked at like the live view.
00:47:34.740
Well, I think there was probably a small period of time.
00:47:36.520
Yeah, his audience is so cucked that they will, that they obviously flooded on the other side of this, which is why I got a lot of hate that I got.
00:47:45.720
The reason I'm saying that it was, this was the best thing that could have happened to Tim, unfortunately, for the audience's sake.
00:47:51.640
Because if Kanye had been there for two hours and said some crazy shit, Tim could have lost his channel.
00:47:58.560
So, like, I think that was his, and this is the unfortunate part, and I did a thread about it and people were like, oh, you just want to have Kanye on your show.
00:48:05.060
It's like, well, obviously, yes, I want to have Kanye on my show.
00:48:07.000
The point was that you can't have a real conversation with someone like Kanye West on a big platform because he's going to say shit that will get you banned.
00:48:17.220
And if you don't push back, then he's going to get there.
00:48:20.720
So, Tim felt obligated to push back, and it sucks.
00:48:23.460
It sucks because he could have just allowed, like, here's the thing.
00:48:28.360
Because, like, you don't, just because someone says some shit you disagree with, you don't have to be like, yeah, man, that's, absolutely.
00:48:34.280
You know, like, you could just be like, all right, and then next topic.
00:48:40.960
No, no, no, I'm more of an individual, so I like to look at people and, you know, I don't like to go down the group identification route.
00:48:46.100
And, by the way, you can still have that argument, too, as long as you don't immediately follow up with, well, the black people, they vote for Democrats.
00:48:53.640
Or, like, he said something about, like, if you run, you'll do well with the black vote.
00:49:00.580
Again, like, this is, to me, this lands on Tim's shoulders.
00:49:04.220
Even though I think, like, the more I think about it, the more I've watched the interview, like, two or three times, it looked like it was set up, like, where if he does touch something like this, we're out.
00:49:12.640
Because they all kind of, like, knew what was up when it happened.
00:49:16.760
Yeah, Puntas was, like, on Kanye's coattails on the way out of there.
00:49:21.080
Who are you going to hang out with, fucking Tim Poole or Kanye West?
00:49:24.380
I think the only thing Kanye did wrong is that he hasn't at this point.
00:49:28.260
I mean, maybe there's still, like, probably a couple-day window where he still has.
00:49:34.040
There's still maybe, like, a day or two window where he'd still be in the clear.
00:49:37.660
But I feel like he should have done it already.
00:49:39.040
They should have done, put out some sort of content to be able to reframe the narrative to basically say what we've been saying.
00:49:45.200
Because the problem is not everyone sees it like we do and are able to read the tea leaves.
00:49:50.500
I do think they should have put out something like, hey, this is why we left.
00:49:55.460
But at the end of the day, aside from that, it was a complete power move.
00:49:59.820
Him leaving was, like, the people trying to make it out like it was a bitch move.
00:50:05.200
And it's like, he's like, no, I'm not doing this gay shit again.
00:50:07.540
But also, like, if you're surrounding yourself with Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos, you're trying to be the heel.
00:50:17.500
You don't explain yourself when you're doing shit like this.
00:50:25.160
I don't know if it'll work out for whatever he's trying to do, but I'm interested.
00:50:29.140
By the way, Kanye, you know, if he's going to get whatever show he's going to be on, nuked.
00:50:35.460
And guess what show he can be on that doesn't care about that at all?
00:50:42.480
So I've given this a lot of thought because I've seen a bunch of people coming out, like, even people that I would consider, like, pretty base libertarians that are like, fuck Kanye, fuck this anti-Semitism, blah, blah, blah.
00:50:52.760
And I'm like, what I realized about myself is that I don't agree with Kanye on any of his shit for the most part.
00:51:01.160
But at the same time, I am done condemning people for bad ideas.
00:51:06.080
Like, if it's not, like, Kanye's not up there calling for a holocaust.
00:51:12.820
He's not up there calling for any sort of, like, action on what he's saying.
00:51:19.520
He's just saying, I've been harmed by a bunch of Jewish people, and I'm going to talk about it.
00:51:23.760
And it's like, that to me is not bothersome to the extent that I would feel compelled to go, like, I disagree with you.
00:51:31.740
Like, if he was on my show, I'd just be like, okay.
00:51:37.940
But he's had hours of interviews where he's framed this already, where he's saying, like, yo, this person, that person, this person.
00:51:44.200
And it's like, and then he's like, they're all Jewish.
00:51:46.320
So when he's talking about these people and when he's saying the Jews, the general Jewish population, Robbie the Fire, Dave Smith, I'll name names, everybody, Dave Brady, whoever the fuck.
00:52:03.880
The hilarious thing is that he's sitting there with Milo, who is a fucking Jew.
00:52:09.120
So obviously he doesn't think that all Jews are terrible.
00:52:11.840
And he's also sitting there with, you know, Nick Fuentes, who's allegedly a white supremacist, is sitting there with the fucking most famous black person on earth.
00:52:17.740
It's like, none of these people are what you think they are.
00:52:20.640
Like, it's all so blown out of proportion into, like, this dude wants a fucking white ethnostate.
00:52:26.740
And this dude wants to fucking excommunicate all Jewish people.
00:52:29.620
These guys are just, like, they're fucking fringe element, radical talking heads.
00:52:41.880
When we were moving out, this guy played us so dirty.
00:52:47.960
Like, I don't even want to talk about how he crossed the line.
00:52:59.160
But, like, I could understand Kanye's aggravation when somebody, like, has taken you for $2 billion.
00:53:11.360
And he's taking you for, I mean, some Jewish guy is, first off, talking about taking your brain, like, your mental state.
00:53:23.580
Now they're coming after you with taxes and shit like that.
00:53:26.220
And you see his, his child, his, fuck, what's it called?
00:53:37.420
And also, he also said, listen, I'm just going to say, like, I'm going to generalize.
00:53:43.060
So, it's like, if you didn't catch, like, you didn't catch all of what he said, I just don't understand how people are misinterpreting this.
00:53:50.620
There are way more black people that are on CNN, on big channels constantly, just talking about reparations.
00:53:58.840
And about how, you know, white guilt and all this, all this shit that we've done wrong as a collective.
00:54:04.940
You can find it on TV fucking right now if you go scan through your TV.
00:54:10.620
There's no, like, no one feels compelled to go, this is fucking dangerous.
00:54:19.600
They're saying, we want to use the state to get reparations from you, even though you have nothing to do with slavery.
00:54:26.320
My family came over from fucking Germany in, like, the 1930s.
00:54:35.660
I know people keep saying the same fucking question, and it makes it sound as if you're anti-Semitic.
00:54:42.260
There is one group you are not allowed to talk about.
00:54:47.780
So, I'm reading David Brady's comment up there, and he says that he gets uncomfy because he can't tell if people are like me or if people are like, I guess he's going to say Hitler.
00:54:56.760
And maybe there's, like, something in the Jewish genes where they understand, like, yo, they genocided us for three million people or whatever it was.
00:55:06.800
And I understand why you get nervous when people start saying the Jews.
00:55:10.440
But it's like, I think we need to back off of that a little bit.
00:55:13.840
Is there any level of government apparatus that's structured to go after Jewish people in this country?
00:55:27.840
They have this nervousness about all these genocides they've been through.
00:55:37.040
Stop excommunicating people from society if they have a bad opinion about you.
00:55:41.140
Start excommunicating those in your group that are doing this shit.
00:55:46.360
Go after the ADL that describes everybody that's, like, just not insanely woke as a fucking anti-Semite.
00:55:56.460
Then you might actually be able to stop this pattern.
00:55:58.760
I'm telling you, this trajectory of fighting anti-Semitism is creating way more of it than Kanye West ever will.
00:56:06.340
As long as you're not one of those curly sideburned fucks, just identify as white and you can get away with it.
00:56:23.220
I fucked my knee up today at the gym, and I have a huge Band-Aid on it.
00:56:34.840
And I was going to say, for the show, I could stand up and actually rip it off.
00:56:38.220
Because, like, it's my fucking hair, like, leg is all hairy.
00:56:41.200
And I thought it'd be pretty funny to see me, like, rip off.
00:57:05.780
For some reason, they only consider you a Jew is through your mother's side.
00:57:10.740
I don't know why he thought this would be content we'd be interested in.
00:57:14.060
Well, I was just going to say, Clint's point that he was making.
00:57:16.580
In my head, this went, I'm going to rip it off.
00:57:18.700
It's going to hurt so bad, I fall off the chair.
00:57:20.620
And I thought that would be really funny content.
00:57:25.100
Like, you take these people that are on CNN and the way that they're talking about white people, essentially.
00:57:30.260
If you take everything that they say about white people and just replace white people with Jews, how would people react?
00:57:37.780
But, see, the thing is, I'm not advocating that we treat the white hatred the same way we treat the Jew hatred.
00:57:45.660
Like, I don't think that suppressing any of it is actually how you address it.
00:57:50.220
I would much, much prefer for these people to continue to tell me who they are.
00:57:55.620
And let me deal with it, you know, in my family, my community, with my show, whatever avenues I have to address this.
00:58:03.520
Driving it underground and canceling and taking billions of dollars away from the richest black person that's ever been.
00:58:11.640
You have no idea how many black people have been radicalized against Jewish people because of what you did to Kanye in response to his comments.
00:58:19.240
Not because of the comments he made, but in response to it.
00:58:23.760
And I just, I'm like, I'm imploring the Jewish community in particular, stop, stop doing this.
00:58:37.640
I'm saying I love Jewish people and I don't want to see something bad like that happen.
00:58:42.040
Just as I feel about everybody, though, for the record.
00:58:44.220
Like, I don't want to see white people fucking rounded up and put in camps either.
00:58:47.300
But I just don't think this is how you deal with that issue.
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If there was a group that would be the best to actually do it to, I mean, we can all agree.
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How much money do you have to pay to say whatever you want unfettered about any race?
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I mean, it's almost – because if you – that's the funniest part about this is that, like, he said something about a group you can't say something about.
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So you get canceled for saying it and he loses – all of a sudden it just proves his point about these are the people in a high place.
00:59:24.780
He's paid $2 billion to say whatever the fuck he wants.
00:59:37.640
He brought up the whole thing about, like, I can't – I actually have, like, black normie friends that, like, I've been – would chew the shit of.
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And they would bring this up and they would kind of be, like, oh, hush, hush.
00:59:53.340
Like, okay, yeah, like, maybe he has a bad idea or something.
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Dude, the funniest part about this – I don't know if you saw this.
01:00:01.360
I don't know how much – I know Clint keeps up with the NBA and so does Toad.
01:00:04.940
But right after the whole Kyrie thing, there was an NBA player that came into the G League, which is the NBA's, like, developmental league.
01:00:16.020
And he has now had, like, three posts on SportsCenter about him.
01:00:22.880
Like, it was just – literally just him getting into the game.
01:00:25.420
Yeah, it was kind of like when, like, Jeremy Lin came into the game.
01:00:31.460
And it's so funny because you go to the comments and they're like, this is, like, the great, you know, coincidence that this just happened.
01:00:37.680
It was immediately after Kyrie said all his shit.
01:00:41.400
Immediately that all of a sudden this Jewish, like, NBA player shows up out of nowhere actually wearing a yarmulke on the court.
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Like, it was just so – like, everything is fucking connected.
01:00:53.820
Actually, now that I think about it, it actually was the Kyrie thing that broke the camel's back.
01:00:58.140
Because the Kanye thing, like, okay, that's wild.
01:01:00.000
And the Kyrie thing, they're like, what the fuck?
01:01:03.080
Like, all he did was share a link to a documentary and they're like, your life is over unless you fucking grovel right now.
01:01:14.040
I mean, this is – it's just a level of flexing on people and particularly, like, the people who think that they're the most oppressed class in this country.
01:01:21.640
And they found out really fucking fast, you are not.
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You are not the most protected, most oppressed people.
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It is the Jews and you better shut the fuck up or we will end everything you have.
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Like, that is a level of threatening a community of people that is so crazy and intense that you can't help but notice it.
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You're making me be on the black people's side.
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And Top hates black people way more than he hates Jews.
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Now he loves black people because of what you've done.
01:01:50.660
There was another NBA player that tweeted out something about, like, basically, because of what happened to Kyrie,
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a lot more, like, people were watching the video.
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Like, they wouldn't have watched the documentary unless he got canceled because of tweeting out the link to the documentary.
01:02:14.000
Yeah, well, I can't remember who it was, which – it was another NBA player, like, another high-level NBA player,
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tweeted out something like, I just watched it and it wasn't that bad or something like that.
01:02:37.140
No, I haven't, but I've heard, like, what was in it.
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If we have to take a vote right now, how many of you guys would say that the blacks are the real Jews?
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Which – the point is, getting at it with the documentary, like, I don't know what was in the documentary.
01:02:59.620
I assume it's just generic black Israelite stuff.
01:03:04.220
Because, like, if you understand that context of the black Israelites and what they kind of generally believe,
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and then what Kyrie's – like, what the shit he said.
01:03:13.340
Like, even if you assume he believes everything –
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He said, I cannot be anti-Semitic if I know where I come from.
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Yeah, so it's like there's nothing of – like, what is offensive or anti-Semitic about that at all?
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And he doesn't actually – he's made it very clear he doesn't actually have an issue with Jews.
01:03:33.480
It's like the Protestants versus the fucking whatevers.
01:03:36.300
The funny part about this, this is actually, like, from their perspective, this is almost like invasion of the body snatchers.
01:03:47.440
And then there's this other group that are like, no, we are the Jews.
01:03:49.600
And we've convinced everybody else that we are actually Jews and you're not.
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But what's funny about it is that it is the Oppression Olympics and the label that both are claiming is Jew.
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We are the most oppressed and we are the actual Jews.
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It's like that is part of the Jewish identity is, like, you are the most endangered by existing.
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I think that's a really unhealthy worldview and I think that it's self-perpetuating.
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Like, if there was anything I could do, I would try and get them to break that mentality of, like, everyone's out to get me.
01:04:40.160
Are we going to get to, uh, we're going to get to these videos of our favorite?
01:04:49.440
Speaking of democracy, though, uh, hopefully we get our accounts back because I know someone
01:05:07.340
She said, a Jew is nothing but a black person turned inside out.
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So, I did some, uh, some searching on the internet because we love, uh, the father of
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I found out, uh, some other things that he's been doing.
01:05:31.920
And so, what we have here is he created a web series of videos called Ouch My Balls in
01:05:40.460
which I believe he was taking, like, stevia pills or something like that and claiming that
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they made his balls impenetrable to pain and he paid people to kick him in the balls.
01:05:52.320
I kind of want to have Top's mom on for episode 100 now.
01:06:20.760
Another supplement that I'm going to be promoting is L-arginine.
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A lot of people pay a lot of money for Viagra, Cialis, male-enhanced products.
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He's only doing a little bit of math at this point.
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But he already has that jaw thing, so you can know he's on it.
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We're going to go ahead, and I'm going to demonstrate.
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Without further ado, I've got a full-on businessman suit on.
01:07:57.480
If this guy is, he's advertising for a vitamin, but there's no specific brand name for it.
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Also, if you're ever going into a ball kicking contest.
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He's trying to like hawk products, but it's like he doesn't even have like any, like no
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He's just like, no, you just look up L-arginine.
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If I push protein powder eventually, I'll get money for it.
01:08:24.680
There's a beautiful irony in this that he became famous for hating gays as much as
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he does, and I have never seen anything more gay in my life.
01:08:38.080
It's obvious that he's just, he's just trying to get attention and a following.
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And it's like, Jackass did this in a much funnier way, like 20 years ago.
01:09:03.300
If that's as simple as it says, just him getting kicked in the balls, it's like, you could have
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just told us this since everybody goes watch 10 minutes of videos.
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I like to see that because he wears the same suit.
01:09:21.380
It's like that episode of Rick and Morty where they walk into Galactic Cable and they're
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flipping through the channels and they're getting kicked in the balls.
01:09:31.560
Today what I want to do is I want to plug Daniel Preppis, attorney at law.
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Daniel Preppis, this can be reached at 949-333-3404.
01:09:41.820
Now, if you've been charged with a serious crime, especially murdering it, history, Assembly
01:09:51.500
How much does it cost to get this guy to run an ad for us?
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With that, what I want to do is I'm donating proceeds of all this Ouch My Balls, all the
01:10:19.880
This looks like when someone goes to a movie theater and is recording it.
01:10:32.180
Because he says all the proceeds go to the attorney.
01:10:41.160
He probably owes the attorney money and he's like, yo, dog, I'll get you back.
01:10:50.680
We don't have to even pay him to give us a shout out or do a break off my balls.
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I don't see any reason we can't get him on the show.
01:11:19.880
I want this guy for episode 100 so fucking much.
01:11:23.740
By the way, the other thing that I found out, by the way, you guys thought that, so there
01:11:28.260
was that intervention episode that he was on where the whole, like, he masturbated 12
01:11:34.360
No, I saw the clip, and he actually said he masturbated for 12 hours in a day.
01:11:42.880
Dude, I want to ask him about jerking off on meth.
01:11:56.440
I wonder if this is his kid, or a little fucker, you know?
01:12:03.360
I could fucking, I could ask Jake, but I really don't want to use him.
01:12:12.500
I can get Jake Shields on for episode 100, and I'm like, no, we don't want you.
01:12:19.460
We want your friend who's a racist or homophobic father of a mass murderer.
01:12:27.480
I would be upset with you if you did not message Jake Shields and be like, put me in contact
01:12:32.040
Also, you should know you had to ask Jake, hey, Jake, what are you doing next Wednesday?
01:12:44.180
I know he goes hard in the paint, but I don't know if he goes this hard in the paint.
01:12:54.220
I don't know, but he goes hard in the paint against the transition.
01:13:02.720
By the way, this guy also gets kicked in the ball.
01:13:04.640
You can do this without the vitamins if you just jerk off for 12 hours a day and your dick
01:13:10.300
No, your balls are so drained, there's nothing to do.
01:13:12.940
Yeah, he just destroyed his dick and balls from masturbating so much that he can just get
01:13:18.800
You can just inject anesthesia into it to speed up the process.
01:13:21.960
Imagine thinking that you're superior to anyone when you've had a YouTube channel where
01:13:27.020
It's not even public, so you can get clicks on it.
01:13:59.160
Hey, I'm going to call Dan right now, and if he answers, we're going to be like, look,
01:14:03.880
we know that you had, you paid Aaron Brink for sponsoring your law firm, and we'd just
01:14:08.940
like to know if you'd like to comment on his son's behavior.
01:14:11.560
Dude, I'm going to patch phone calls into the show, and that would be amazing.
01:14:33.520
He probably trained in the same gym for a while.
01:14:36.160
You were really obsessed with this balls aspect, weren't you, Toad?
01:14:43.220
I mean, I don't know if you want to play it or not.
01:14:46.580
I would have seen Toad freaking out about the videos.
01:14:48.580
This is the shit that you were freaking out about, Toad?
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I really like it, too, because it's just another.
01:14:59.840
Maybe that, but this is just another layer to this guy.
01:15:13.020
And then he has random unlisted YouTube videos where he just gets kicked in the balls and
01:15:18.060
shouts out random people that are not sponsoring him.
01:15:28.140
If we said you will get 500 viewers, he'd be like, holy shit.
01:15:32.720
I will pay for him to come on, like, whatever's in our Patreon.
01:15:40.380
This guy would 100% replace Toad if we had him on every week.
01:15:44.200
Toad, you could have bought a prostitute with our Patreon money.
01:15:47.200
Now it's going to Jason Brink to come on the show or whatever it is.
01:15:52.360
I cannot emphasize how much this is not a joke.
01:15:59.400
We'd have to rebuild a new YouTube channel, but it really boosts the Odyssey.
01:16:11.340
No, I don't want to fucking use Jake Shields to get Jason fucking Brink on.
01:16:15.080
It's the funniest thing you could do, and we always say you always do the funniest thing you can do.
01:16:20.260
It is because I feel like Jake Shields has asked a lot to come on a podcast.
01:16:25.780
He's never been asked to get Aaron Brink on a podcast.
01:16:31.860
Dude, I really, just judging from the vibes I get from Shields, I really don't think he would actually care if you were like, hey, can I?
01:16:48.160
Just because I think it'd be genuinely fucking hysterical.
01:16:53.080
And by the way, like, I'm no longer asking Dave Smith.
01:16:58.900
But if we can imagine if we got Dave on with it, the father of a mass murderer, how does
01:17:12.380
You know, like, I know Dave goes hard in the paint.
01:17:17.180
But like, how does he, you know, like, all his haters would be so fucking mad.
01:17:21.560
I will definitely like get Dave to be like, do you think your son was 12 drinks in when
01:17:32.120
Barbie's offering to send a pic of her tits to Homeboy.
01:17:34.220
So if we can get an email for him, we have a word.
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And then we show like Muslims throwing them off of fucking roofs.
01:17:55.680
Just completely spike the fucking YouTube channel.
01:18:09.300
Then we make another YouTube channel for the retards.
01:18:16.540
But that was just because you guys left up an episode.
01:18:32.600
We're doing good on our audio and like Spotify shit, so.
01:18:44.380
And if we get him on with Jake Shields, even better.
01:18:46.160
If we get him on Jake Shields and Dave Smith, all three, and we just sit back and watch as
01:18:51.680
Dude, honest to God, like what I intend to ask this Brink lunatic, I do not want Jake Shields
01:19:05.220
We would have to do at the end because he might actually get offended and leave.
01:19:09.220
This guy is going to be so down to talk about who and how to kill gay people.
01:19:14.220
He talked about how his son was already killed all the people and he was talking about how
01:19:22.840
We open with who's most justified killing gay people.
01:19:25.920
We end the show with accusing him of his son being gay.
01:19:36.740
And a lot of people think he's like a crisis actor or whatever.
01:19:38.720
And like, I guess I wouldn't be that surprised, but I don't know.
01:19:41.160
The more I dig into him, I just think it's genuine.
01:19:48.260
And he raised his son into being a mass murderer.
01:19:55.640
Like it's got hit by meteors for like 25 years.
01:20:01.200
They're like, we actually didn't know about this one.
01:20:05.080
They're like, this guy was completely off our radar.
01:20:08.600
I know you guys are surprised, but this one's legit.
01:20:13.880
We've been trying to do this organically for a hundred years.
01:20:17.120
But that is, be like, we know that you, your son wasn't part of an FBI and former conspiracy thing to kill.
01:20:31.400
What the fuck is David Brady doing, this FBI agent?
01:20:35.420
He's all, you could request his info from the Colorado DMV.
01:20:45.760
No, so I think a kid would be better off with no father than this guy as a father.
01:20:59.160
You know he's coming with like a ripped wife beater.
01:21:03.260
This guy's going to watch four or five videos of gay people being assaulted by different groups of people.
01:21:08.640
And he's not going to be able to decide who's the most justified.
01:21:11.660
He's just going to be like, you know, I think it's all justified.
01:21:26.280
Is this guy's porn available online, by the way?
01:21:29.380
I know his poor name is Dick Delaware, but I haven't actually looked it up.
01:21:46.360
And then we play that at him and say, did this make your son gay?
01:21:59.500
I know Clint says he's going to try to get through Jake Shields.
01:22:01.660
I do not want this to deter you in any way, shape, or form from trying to get him.
01:22:04.920
Because, you know, the more people do it, the better.
01:22:07.160
You know, the more different angles we're working from.
01:22:09.260
Like, do some research, find emails, whatever shows.
01:22:16.520
Although, I think Jake Shields would be good on the show, too.
01:22:21.840
But I'm just saying, I don't want him on with this guy.
01:23:07.160
He has – you could totally spin that as, like, you have – this is your specialty.
01:23:15.940
I totally forgot there – I had found that article, that, like, story of how he was, like, discovered
01:23:22.160
Like, he was at some party, like, fucking multiple chicks and some porn producer just happened
01:23:27.480
to be there and was, like, hey, dude, you got a nice dick.
01:23:33.300
That's, like, that's, like, the – like, for those that actually played basketball out
01:23:38.000
in our driveways when you're younger, that's basically this thought of, like, hey, if I
01:23:41.440
hit this jumper while, like, car's passing by, there'll be, like, some NBA scout will
01:23:49.700
Yeah, he just – yeah, he just happened to have a –
01:23:55.080
I figured – I figured we're going to play it, but I guess –
01:23:58.240
On the Odyssey chat, Pernas Supreme said Aaron Brink is actually Bo Biden.
01:24:03.300
Which makes you think, who would be a better podcast guest, Bo Biden or Aaron Brink?
01:24:14.620
That takes a conspiracy to, like, Bo never died.
01:24:18.480
This is, like, if Bo Biden had survived, if he had not got the brain tumor from the burn
01:24:25.440
He'd just be questioning his dead corpses, his flies all around.
01:24:28.920
But would you rather have the other Biden, fucking Hunter Biden, or Aaron Brink on the
01:24:43.540
I don't feel like Hunter would be entertaining.
01:24:59.700
He doesn't strike me as someone's charisma, funny, anything.
01:25:02.000
Dude, we could fucking, like, catch him in a lie that ends up getting him put in prison.
01:25:08.100
Yeah, like, a serious episode, that would be pretty dope.
01:25:10.580
But, like, comedy, I don't feel like he'd get into comedy.
01:25:14.320
We could be like, dude, what's your – like, what's – like, what's the most coke you've
01:25:17.860
And just – we all laugh, and we act like we're having a good time.
01:25:19.980
We get him drunk before, so he's, like, really honest.
01:25:21.940
What is the best – where do you have the best crack cocaine at?
01:25:29.160
We could be telling you we're not even asking him because of him.
01:25:37.240
Like, this Brent guy, like, we could literally have him on for multiple episodes.
01:25:41.260
Because he is so in our wheelhouse in so many ways that we could, like –
01:25:46.160
He's basically the mentally ill version of all of us.
01:25:56.980
Whatever it takes, we need to have him on for episode 100.
01:25:59.500
And it will – like, I feel like we could break the internet with that.
01:26:04.940
God was like, I'm going to build this guy like a brick shithouse.
01:26:09.560
He's going to fight people in a cage with a big old dick.
01:26:25.960
Like, I'm not saying that's a good, positive thing that you should do as a human being.
01:26:31.220
But he is literally the personification of the Chad meme.
01:26:34.040
Even that Chad guy, the one that's like absolutely shredded, that dude – if that dude did meth, he'd just be Aaron Brink.
01:26:43.100
I feel like the energy, the je ne sais quoi of the Chad meme.
01:26:47.200
You know, Benzo says that his porn is on his fucking wiki page, which I can't even believe he has a Wikipedia.
01:26:59.580
David Brink, I'm looking through his police records and then Google back in the location and see if I can find the place from the photo.
01:27:07.840
We found the real Sandy Hook shooter here, guys.
01:27:17.900
Yeah, first you're defending the Jews and now you have all this, like, insider knowledge on the police records and shit.
01:27:26.080
When Dave Brady goes on his mass killing spree, they're going to be like, well, he was influenced by a certain podcast called Tower Power Hour.
01:27:39.000
Yeah, when you Google Aaron Brink, it comes up with American film actor.
01:27:43.220
It's like, well, he ain't known for that anymore.
01:27:47.760
Would you rather be known as the father of a gay mass shooter or as a gay porn star?
01:28:06.380
I would rather be a gay porn star than have killed a bunch of people.
01:28:21.700
Yeah, you guys saw they changed the name of Monkey Box to M-Box, right?
01:28:46.500
Oh, I bet he definitely looks like, he looks like Sandman.
01:28:57.620
Because, like, when they brought him back in the CG version, he was the same age.
01:29:04.280
Dudes don't spoil when they get in their, like, middle age.
01:29:07.760
Like, Clint in 10, 15 years from now will look exactly the same.
01:29:21.300
Yeah, he'll probably hit, like, 60, start green up, and that's going to look a little different,
01:29:26.980
This dude here, Aaron Brink, will look exactly the same for, like, 20, 30 years.
01:29:32.320
He's probably going to look like this for a long time.
01:29:35.040
This dude will not be around in five years, I promise you.
01:29:41.780
I want to use up the rest of his good years on Tower Gang.
01:29:44.640
I literally want to do, like, multiple episodes of him.
01:29:52.800
Whatever virality is left in his fucking dead carcass, I'm going to squeeze it into our show.
01:29:57.200
He would be the one guy who I'd allow to replace me as host on this show.
01:30:04.220
Benzo said he was Electro, which is so funny to me because Electro's black, and that's just how big his dick is.
01:30:08.760
Electro is not black in the comics, you dumb fuck.
01:30:13.420
But if it's a parody of a movie, then he would need to be black.
01:30:18.900
We have Aaron Brink come on the show, and at the end, this is the gimmick for episode 100.
01:30:23.380
He gets to, if he wants to be the fifth member of Tower Gang, he gets to pick who he replaces.
01:30:31.540
I will literally leave the show for him to come on.
01:30:47.300
Reed doesn't even bother telling us he's not coming on at this point.
01:30:55.620
Apparently all of New England's out of power or some shit.
01:31:00.940
I guess we could probably take the show out with this clip, and that might be the move.
01:31:08.960
I have Patriot J on next week who just got booted for saying nigger, which is amazing.
01:31:22.560
He said it to Elon Musk when Elon said that hate speech was on the decline, and he just
01:31:46.640
Everyone fucking go watch my Dr. Malone episode from yesterday.
01:31:52.600
And then Friday, I have on Dr. Joseph Lodapo, who's the Surgeon General of Florida.
01:31:59.740
And then Tuesday, Jimmy Dore, Dave Smith, Pasta.
01:32:03.360
To be clear, Patriot J will be on my show, not this show.
01:32:21.560
Let me just say, every time Clint gets a Judge Knapp on, I'm like, I just can't believe
01:32:43.660
Same episode, but they were recorded the same day, so I paired them together.
01:32:47.120
Oh, I thought you had you, Robert Malone, and Judge Knapp.
01:32:53.320
I actually thought about reaching out to Majid, because I thought that he would probably jump
01:33:02.380
But I didn't really have that relationship yet.
01:33:11.640
I'm not saying that Liberty Lockdown's a bad show.
01:33:15.940
Like, my dad knows who Judge Knapp is, and I was like, yeah, my friend Clint talks to him
01:33:20.920
And he's like, I don't even know what that means.
01:33:27.100
Well, what's really remarkable is that I do this show.
01:33:32.400
I did a fucking cigar stream last night where we're just literally talking to one of the
01:33:36.320
dumbest drunk people that's ever lived in Dickey.
01:33:38.100
And then, like, that day, I talked to Judge Knapp.
01:33:41.740
I talked to Dr. Robert Malone, who's like the inventor of the fucking technology that
01:33:46.380
And then the day prior, I'm on with fucking Majin Dois.
01:33:54.540
It's like, I'm like running the gauntlet of all these like really high profile people.
01:34:02.140
I still can't believe that you're not going to have me on because I was definitely the
01:34:23.400
Something about that was just such a funny concept to me.
01:34:28.920
Cole, if you ever do get on, you just give him nothing.
01:34:46.920
Yo, if I do it, I'm definitely not doing it live so you can fucking tank my show.
01:34:53.160
I actually think there is an angle you could work that would actually be interesting with
01:34:57.440
I did a solo episode, a serious solo episode with Jose.
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I think there are angles you could work with him.
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I generally think I just find the concept funny.
01:35:09.340
You motherfuckers ruin me because I used to do serious solo episodes with Josh and now
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every time I get in a podcast, I'm like, I just can't take it serious.
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I was literally shit talking to fucking Eric Brakey and I'm like, what am I doing right
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He laughed, but it's just like, it's not, this is not the place for it.
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Like, this is why it's such a perfect balance for me.
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This is why I love this doing this show is because I get to like, be very serious with
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Dr. Robert Malone and then be like, Jewish people have issues.
01:35:58.000
I like how that's the most hardcore thing Clint can think of right now.
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I mean, it's the only one that you can literally get unpersoned over.
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Top, you probably the only one actually has legitimate plugs.
01:36:15.340
We're going to drop some cool Christmas stuff in a couple of days.
01:36:20.380
David Brady just sent me Aaron Briggs' Instagram.
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He only has 190 followers and the last time he posted was three years ago.
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Oh, I was hoping it was going to be like 11 days ago when the shooting happened.
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I remember when he first popped on the scene, he probably looked at all of us and he was
01:37:12.060
I mean, to be fair, he was railing out chicks in a rag in porn.
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So he probably just like, I'm going to find someone I actually connect with on an emotional
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I'm looking at his fucking Instagram right now.
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Dude, he was fighting like as of a couple of years ago.
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You gave us an Instagram account that has been inactive for three years.
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It's just a quarter of you that I find disgusting.
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Aaron Brink, most of his wins in MMA were by knockout, by the way.
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And if you guys want to do commentary as we go,
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The Russian Stevia Mep kick is going to go on right now.
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Do you have any idea of what he's like in the bedroom?
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This is the type of dude that pays bitches to step on him.
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He makes a girl cut off a full time and you can't hut.