Tower Gang - Ep 100 - A Natural Man

00:00:00.000 Wait, are we supposed to mute ourselves?

00:00:01.620 No, it mutes for you. 0.98

00:00:02.480 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:03.740 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:06.360 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:09.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:10.520 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:13.460 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:15.380 Come in now.

00:00:17.500 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this,

00:00:20.800 and she needs to account for it. 0.97

00:00:22.460 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:24.480 That's right. 0.99

00:00:25.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:26.020 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:31.980 What? 1.00

00:00:32.160 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:34.760 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:37.200 You said nigger. 1.00

00:00:38.120 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:39.440 Wee! 1.00

00:00:41.080 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

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00:00:47.840 Welcome, everybody, to Tower of Gang episode 100, motherfuckers! 1.00

00:00:52.300 Let's go! 0.99

00:00:53.480 I can't believe that we fucking did 100 episodes this week. 1.00

00:00:56.020 This is a stupid-ass show, and more people watch it every week. 1.00

00:00:58.500 You guys are retarded. 1.00

00:00:59.980 You're a bunch of fucking idiots that you would tune in every week. 1.00

00:01:03.020 You fucking- 1.00

00:01:03.660 God, we have the worst pants. 1.00

00:01:04.660 You're like, you're pieces of shit. 1.00

00:01:05.560 This is Clint Russell. 1.00

00:01:06.340 I'm the host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:07.300 We got Cole, the father-to-be host of two and a half takes.

00:01:12.080 We got Jose Gullis on host of No Way, Jose Podcast.

00:01:16.240 We got Toad, the host of at TPH underscore Toad on Twitter.

00:01:19.920 And we got Top Lobster, the host of TopLobster.com.

00:01:23.320 And Reid Coverdale of Nationalist Capitalist will be with us in just a moment.

00:01:26.360 Thank you so much for joining us.

00:01:27.500 We really do love you.

00:01:28.260 Oh, man.

00:01:28.680 I thought you were implying that Cole is such a savage that he knocked up his wife again already. 0.50

00:01:32.820 I don't know.

00:01:33.920 It's not impossible.

00:01:35.240 I mean, I'd love to.

00:01:36.540 You're not supposed to touch her.

00:01:37.880 No.

00:01:38.420 And apparently, I learned tonight that they actually don't allow women to get their tubes tied 1.00

00:01:43.280 or men to get vasectomies within the first six weeks after a birth.

00:01:48.060 I thought you were going to say it's being.

00:01:49.540 You can be like, I want a vasectomy. 0.66

00:01:50.860 And they're like, nah, man. 1.00

00:01:51.740 You have to fucking. 1.00

00:01:53.280 Like a cooling off period for buying a gun? 1.00

00:01:55.120 Yeah.

00:01:55.300 You have to.

00:01:56.020 Wait.

00:01:56.500 You can't just be like.

00:01:57.380 I think that's more of an ethics thing.

00:01:59.120 There's like ethics that doctors apply, I think, when it comes to vasectomies.

00:02:02.000 Because they'll be like.

00:02:03.060 For them, they're kind of like, hey, I know you want to make this decision.

00:02:05.400 But I don't know if I entirely buy that it's a good decision for you right now.

00:02:08.360 Speaking of vasectomies, Mr. Reed Coverdale.

00:02:11.860 The opposite of a vasectomy. 0.99

00:02:13.780 The fucking solid ropes himself. 1.00

00:02:15.580 It was an asectomy. 0.98

00:02:17.660 I don't know if you have a phone sitting there at Reed, but you're getting a little static

00:02:20.600 back.

00:02:21.340 I know sometimes a phone will do that.

00:02:23.000 Reed was given a vasectomy by YouTube and then had it reversed like instantaneously,

00:02:27.540 which is pretty nice.

00:02:28.260 That's true.

00:02:28.980 I do love that there's more ethics involved with men like castrating themselves than actually 1.00

00:02:34.640 like other dudes actually cutting off their dick to become a woman. 1.00

00:02:38.360 Like if you want to cut your dick off, the doctor's like, yeah, it's totally fine. 1.00

00:02:41.740 It's like, but if you like, if you're have eight kids and you're like, I don't want anymore. 1.00

00:02:45.680 They're like, slow your roll.

00:02:47.780 They're like, have you seen a therapist yet?

00:02:49.620 Because you should probably see a therapist.

00:02:51.420 Yeah.

00:02:51.720 You flip this thing inside out. 0.99

00:02:53.200 Works just like a vagina. 1.00

00:02:54.220 All good. 0.99

00:02:56.460 No difference whatsoever.

00:02:58.640 Get your daughter in here. 1.00

00:02:59.740 We'll cut her tits off. 1.00

00:03:00.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:01.140 It's like, how old is she? 0.98

00:03:02.300 Has anyone ever fucked a post-op transvest site? 1.00

00:03:05.740 Whoa. 0.99

00:03:06.160 You're saying that like you did.

00:03:08.360 Why are you looking at me?

00:03:09.780 It would be great if you said anyone else.

00:03:11.960 I just want to know.

00:03:12.860 I want to know what that, that bussy do. 1.00

00:03:14.880 What's it do?

00:03:15.880 I mean, I feel like it couldn't be any worse than actually like a podcast.

00:03:20.280 What if it's way better?

00:03:21.140 Dude, I read a thread, I read some thread once, which was like one of those like people who

00:03:24.880 like transitioned back and they were, or no, actually it was a thread of someone who was

00:03:28.940 like complaining about it.

00:03:30.980 And then I think I know because I was going to bring that up too.

00:03:33.780 And it's like, they describe it. 0.91

00:03:35.000 It's like disgusting because it's a, you're essentially.

00:03:37.480 It's an open wound. 0.87

00:03:38.360 It's an open wound.

00:03:39.520 And it's like skin formed in a way it's not supposed to be.

00:03:42.080 It's like, it's like, it would be like if you made like a skin suit and you're like, 0.96

00:03:45.860 yep, just like the normal thing.

00:03:47.060 Like it's not the same thing.

00:03:48.960 It still grows pubic hair on the inside.

00:03:51.760 Yeah.

00:03:52.040 Because your body doesn't understand.

00:03:53.460 Yeah.

00:03:53.620 And so they have to like, it's weird.

00:03:56.040 Dude, they have to do so much nausea inducing sentence I've ever heard in my life.

00:03:58.980 Think about how gross that would be though.

00:04:00.140 Like you're essentially getting bed sores essentially on the inside.

00:04:03.640 It's all disgusting.

00:04:04.540 And like it's probably like it breaks out.

00:04:06.120 Like, oh, that's not meant to be like that.

00:04:07.260 They have to put this thing in there to dilate it. 0.96

00:04:08.720 If you don't, it will close back up.

00:04:10.440 So they have to like shove basically like a tampon. 0.55

00:04:13.080 Because your body is just like, don't do it.

00:04:15.040 Like God is like, stop it. 1.00

00:04:16.840 Stop getting fucked in your wound. 1.00

00:04:19.280 When you were like a teenager, did you ever like roll up a Brillo pad and fuck that? 1.00

00:04:23.720 Because it would be similar to that, I think. 1.00

00:04:25.320 A Brillo pad?

00:04:26.520 No, I never did that, Toad.

00:04:27.960 Isn't a Brillo pad like steel wool?

00:04:30.600 That's what I think about that. 0.99

00:04:31.600 No wonder you cum blood. 0.99

00:04:33.440 All right. 0.99

00:04:33.960 Do we want to address the obvious?

00:04:35.840 And I don't know if we've talked about this in prior episodes.

00:04:37.580 This is just in group chat.

00:04:38.560 It kind of all bleeds together.

00:04:40.280 Our rebranding.

00:04:41.860 And if you want to talk about it. 0.99

00:04:43.320 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:04:44.040 We rebranded? 1.00

00:04:44.440 I don't know if a lot of people noticed.

00:04:45.440 We changed our title for episode 100.

00:04:48.460 We are now Tower Gang.

00:04:50.060 We are no longer Tower Power Hour.

00:04:51.380 We just feel like everyone calls us Tower Gang anyways. 0.95

00:04:54.660 It gets fucking confusing. 0.89

00:04:56.500 And the show is longer than an hour. 0.98

00:04:57.840 So it didn't make any sense.

00:04:58.760 And we have no power.

00:05:01.400 Yeah.

00:05:01.580 And it actually coincides.

00:05:03.880 It coincides well with all the crimes we do.

00:05:05.960 So now we're actually a gang.

00:05:08.100 This makes a lot more sense, guys.

00:05:09.640 I literally didn't have power on last week's episode, too.

00:05:12.260 So it all is coming together.

00:05:13.960 Everyone that's rocking a Tower Gang shirt, or a Tower Power Hour shirt, you have to throw

00:05:17.500 it away and go buy a brand new Tower Gang shirt over at Top Locker.

00:05:20.700 Well, you keep the old one, dude.

00:05:22.580 The idea, the reason why I like this so much, and it kind of grew me, it's like the beginning

00:05:27.080 of a new era.

00:05:28.800 It signifies for us. 0.69

00:05:30.320 And from now on, if we ever make it big or some shit, it'll be like, hey, were you there 0.50

00:05:34.360 for the Tower Power Hour days? 1.00

00:05:35.500 And they'd be like, nah, well, fuck you. 1.00

00:05:37.640 And by episode 200, we rename just Gang. 1.00

00:05:41.240 Yeah.

00:05:41.780 At all.

00:05:42.480 Or just Power.

00:05:43.640 I mean.

00:05:44.260 Yeah.

00:05:45.060 We drop a letter.

00:05:46.340 Episode 300.

00:05:47.160 For every hundred.

00:05:48.100 Episode 300, we don't rename it at all.

00:05:50.480 Yeah, we become like Prince.

00:05:52.300 Episode 300, we're just like a symbol.

00:05:53.860 It's just like the emoji for a skyscraper, an emoji for a plane, and that's it.

00:06:04.960 What are the odds that all of us are alive for episode 300?

00:06:08.500 Pretty low, right?

00:06:10.320 A lot.

00:06:13.200 What's that?

00:06:14.380 Astronomically low.

00:06:15.360 That's like, what, four years?

00:06:16.760 I'm doing an awful lot.

00:06:17.640 Yeah, yeah, it's four years from now.

00:06:19.840 That's an interesting question.

00:06:22.320 Oh, that's awful.

00:06:22.820 Is it?

00:06:23.860 No, it is four years.

00:06:24.700 Interesting question.

00:06:25.460 It's two weeks and a year.

00:06:26.500 Reed, you're muted.

00:06:27.340 Look at Reed talking.

00:06:28.220 Yeah, he's muted. 1.00

00:06:28.980 What an idiot. 1.00

00:06:29.880 Interesting question, though. 1.00

00:06:30.820 I'm having all sorts of issues here.

00:06:33.120 Jesus.

00:06:33.740 Interesting question.

00:06:34.460 Seems okay.

00:06:35.320 Which one of us is going to die first?

00:06:37.400 Yeah, we can hear you.

00:06:38.220 Are you guys going to do your benzo phase?

00:06:39.140 The Jews are after me big time today. 1.00

00:06:40.860 They kicked me off of YouTube, and they let me back, and then took one of my videos down, 0.99

00:06:44.480 and then they wouldn't let me connect my webcam, and now my audio's fucked. 0.97

00:06:48.420 But anyway. 0.99

00:06:48.620 With that beard, you look like you're not kidding when you say the Jews are out to get me. 1.00

00:06:51.680 I mean, in terms of, like, who dies first, it's obviously Toad, but, like, who's second? 0.87

00:07:02.100 I'm getting taken out.

00:07:03.860 Yeah, I feel like Reed would be second.

00:07:05.520 And then after that, it's a toss-up between the four of us, I feel like.

00:07:09.080 What's crazy about Reed is he's kind of done this, like, reverse Anne Frank thing where he hates the Jews,

00:07:15.200 and the Jews are actually after him, and he's hiding in an attic now.

00:07:18.380 Yeah.

00:07:19.520 What the?

00:07:21.000 I just came up with that off the top of your head.

00:07:23.940 That tracks, though.

00:07:24.760 That tracks pretty well.

00:07:25.640 No, it did.

00:07:26.540 It was great, but I was just like, wow.

00:07:28.380 I think you can work on delivery and make it a little more punchy, but I like the premise for sure.

00:07:31.600 Like, should I write a diary about it with a ballpoint pen, Toad, or should I?

00:07:37.120 And make it really sexual.

00:07:39.840 No, read your father. 1.00

00:07:41.120 Talk about how you masturbate and shit, like all the things she did as well. 1.00

00:07:45.660 And we just skip over those parts. 1.00

00:07:48.140 Yeah, it's weird that she wrote about masturbating with a ballpoint pen. 0.98

00:07:51.640 Wait, did Anne Frank write about masturbating? 0.99

00:07:53.460 I've never read it. 0.89

00:07:54.180 I don't know.

00:07:54.320 Sort of. 1.00

00:07:54.780 She had some sort of naughty shit in there. 1.00

00:07:56.220 I don't think it was full on, like, yeah, and I finger-blasted myself. 1.00

00:07:58.360 Well, I mean, it's like a 14- to 15-year-old girl is supposedly what it is.

00:08:03.880 What if pedos, like, loved that book?

00:08:06.660 But what if pedos wrote it?

00:08:08.060 Because the whole point is that it wasn't written by her.

00:08:10.920 They did.

00:08:13.540 I find it weird that the original copy of it had a bunch of cum stains in it, so.

00:08:19.120 There's some big, who did we just lose?

00:08:21.080 Top's audio was de-synced, so.

00:08:23.980 Oh, I thought I offended him too much. 0.99

00:08:25.320 Man, what the fuck? 1.00

00:08:26.120 We are fucked on this one. 1.00

00:08:27.120 No, no, we're fine. 0.99

00:08:28.040 By the way, I feel like we should have prepared for this, and for Toad, I feel like we could

00:08:33.300 have gone back through all 99 episodes, picked out each one of his best jokes.

00:08:38.580 Found his three funny jokes?

00:08:40.540 No, no.

00:08:41.400 The hand-frame one is added to the list.

00:08:44.740 That was pretty funny.

00:08:45.700 But I feel like he gets one episode, and so it would be 99.

00:08:50.300 It would be like three.

00:08:51.780 I already had it this time.

00:08:53.340 The best one was the one-hand body count one.

00:08:55.960 That was the best.

00:08:56.620 If we hadn't been fans that were actually, like, legit, decent human beings, they'd be

00:09:01.000 going through all 100 episodes and clipping the best jokes from each of us, and then we

00:09:05.600 could run a highlight reel of each of us. 1.00

00:09:07.160 But our fans fucking suck dick for a living. 1.00

00:09:10.640 Clint, they're too retarded. 1.00

00:09:11.720 Think about how retarded you have to be to watch a bunch of retards. 1.00

00:09:14.580 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:09:15.020 It's like, yeah, the thing that's sad, Toad, is I probably have more funny jokes in the

00:09:19.400 like 12 episodes that I've been on than you do.

00:09:24.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:25.220 Which, I mean, oh, fuck. 0.99

00:09:26.920 I had a... 1.00

00:09:27.520 Damn it. 1.00

00:09:28.320 Speaking of fans that are fucking retards, we had one who sort of became a producer, Dickie. 1.00

00:09:33.620 We could never get him to actually do his job. 0.99

00:09:35.540 So we decided that we would get...

00:09:37.940 We're keeping his role.

00:09:40.120 We're keeping his role.

00:09:41.480 He still gets to keep his role as producer.

00:09:43.220 But we have someone else who's the mailbag boy.

00:09:45.460 And he's going to read the mail and, you know, do other duties.

00:09:48.380 Essentially do everything that Dickie doesn't want to do.

00:09:51.660 And...

00:09:51.940 Basically be a producer, but without...

00:09:53.940 Not in name only.

00:09:56.680 He's the mail boy, and he's literally underage as well.

00:10:00.640 You want to bring him on?

00:10:02.180 Yeah.

00:10:02.540 Come on in, mailbag boy.

00:10:04.280 Lil Dickie is what we're calling you. 1.00

00:10:08.000 All right.

00:10:08.640 Let's...

00:10:09.040 Let's...

00:10:09.660 You can introduce yourself.

00:10:11.440 I mean, obviously don't talk to yourself.

00:10:12.580 Say hi to the audience.

00:10:14.380 Howdy.

00:10:14.880 I am Lil Dickie.

00:10:18.560 I love this, man.

00:10:19.740 I'm no longer the punching bag of the show when Lil Dickie is here. 0.90

00:10:22.700 Let's go.

00:10:23.240 I'm telling you.

00:10:23.700 He's the speed bag. 0.99

00:10:24.420 You're the heavy bag. 0.83

00:10:25.160 That's what I'm asking. 1.00

00:10:26.080 Two more balls than Toad. 1.00

00:10:28.040 That was such a good line when you said that. 0.99

00:10:29.880 You're like, you got to work them both.

00:10:36.120 Yeah.

00:10:36.500 It's a pleasure to have you, Dickie.

00:10:38.940 Lil Dickie.

00:10:39.700 Great to be here.

00:10:40.760 Great to change your mailbag, baby.

00:10:42.160 All right.

00:10:42.600 Read off what the fans have sent us.

00:10:44.620 If you guys aren't aware, we have a mailbag now.

00:10:46.940 We're doing every week.

00:10:47.820 If you are... 0.99

00:10:48.660 All you have to do is be a $2 member, and you can put whatever the fuck you want. 0.99

00:10:52.200 You can just write, Nick. 0.98

00:10:53.480 Yeah.

00:10:53.780 And we'll all be like, yeah.

00:10:54.900 All right.

00:10:55.220 That's a good point.

00:10:55.320 I was going to ask.

00:10:56.220 These aren't questions, right?

00:10:57.620 These are just statements that...

00:10:59.120 They can be either. 0.96

00:10:59.880 ...questions, proposed ideas, bits, whatever the fuck they want to present us. 0.96

00:11:04.160 It's an open mailbag. 0.92

00:11:05.500 I'm intrigued.

00:11:05.900 I'm intrigued now.

00:11:06.840 Yeah.

00:11:07.160 What's the Patreon link, Toad?

00:11:09.260 So that people know...

00:11:09.800 It has changed because we rebranded everything.

00:11:12.620 So it is now patreon.com slash towergangpod.

00:11:16.240 All right.

00:11:16.700 And it is on the link tree as well that we have linked from the Twitter, which is also

00:11:20.760 at towergangpod.

00:11:21.900 So here's your chance to get in on the action.

00:11:23.820 Let's read it. 1.00

00:11:24.180 Two dollars, you pieces of garbage. 1.00

00:11:25.980 Yes. 1.00

00:11:26.520 If you have it.

00:11:27.240 If you can spare it from paying for your daily Marlboros.

00:11:30.780 Yeah.

00:11:31.320 Two dollars, you can join at the micropenis level.

00:11:33.960 You can be like Little Dicky.

00:11:36.260 I mean, come on.

00:11:36.980 How many marbles would two dollars buy you?

00:11:39.560 Like one?

00:11:40.940 Maybe two?

00:11:42.300 Marbles?

00:11:43.580 Marlboros.

00:11:44.140 Oh, I think he said marbles.

00:11:45.480 Like, why are you marbles? 0.99

00:11:46.520 What kind of weird fucking foreign currency is this? 0.98

00:11:50.040 That word is rufferical speech impediment. 0.99

00:11:52.100 How many marbles?

00:11:53.600 Marlboros, I think they cost like probably seven bucks a pack now.

00:11:57.180 So it's 20 per pack.

00:11:58.920 So you're talking...

00:11:59.740 Oh, okay.

00:12:00.160 So you can get like four or five.

00:12:01.580 Yeah.

00:12:02.000 Yeah.

00:12:02.140 But you got to watch out if you're slinging those because you'll get Eric Garnard.

00:12:05.720 So.

00:12:07.720 All right.

00:12:08.160 Go ahead, Dicky.

00:12:09.020 Yeah.

00:12:09.400 All right.

00:12:10.080 Are we going to crack open the mail like a really bad episode of Mr.

00:12:13.820 Marlboros?

00:12:14.020 Just read it.

00:12:14.660 Just read it.

00:12:16.220 Okay.

00:12:17.520 So.

00:12:19.240 Tyler.

00:12:20.640 Sorry.

00:12:21.340 Tyler asks, which hotel are we staying at for Skank Fest?

00:12:25.740 Oh, that's true.

00:12:26.860 Skank Fest is back in Vegas.

00:12:29.060 Top let us know about like immediately after.

00:12:32.660 Like he was like, oh, yeah.

00:12:34.820 I know where the new Skank Fest is going to be at.

00:12:36.700 I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but all of you, my eight closest friends.

00:12:42.960 He's like, it's in Vegas again.

00:12:44.320 And we're like, okay.

00:12:45.480 Well, being a Italian. 0.64

00:12:47.500 If you had been there, you'd know it was going to be there again anyways.

00:12:49.780 It went so perfectly.

00:12:51.740 Well, loving the mobster vibe.

00:12:53.180 I like staying at the Flamingo.

00:12:54.780 But given where Skank Fest was this year, I had recommended staying at the Big D.

00:12:59.880 A little bit of insight, though.

00:13:01.600 I'm pretty sure we might be able to help top out with the merch table and get a deal.

00:13:05.640 There is one hotel in downtown Vegas, and I forget the name of it, unfortunately, but 0.88

00:13:10.660 it is fucking awesome.

00:13:12.480 And that's where like all the performers stayed. 0.97

00:13:15.100 I can't remember the name of it.

00:13:16.240 It's brand new.

00:13:16.980 And it is like one of the nicest hotels I've ever been at.

00:13:19.560 So like unironically, that's the only event I really care about trying to go to the next

00:13:23.580 year.

00:13:24.020 Like really.

00:13:24.660 So I will try to figure out a way to do it.

00:13:27.100 I'm probably going to do it the poor way by helping top out in the merch counter.

00:13:31.460 You don't want to go to Tom Woods 3000 Kids?

00:13:38.300 All right.

00:13:38.840 What else we got, Dickie?

00:13:40.560 All right. 0.97

00:13:41.600 So Novum asks, what do you guys think is the golden ratio dick volume to ball volume? 0.95

00:13:47.000 I think flaccid is 60-40 and erect is somewhere between 90-10 and 80-20. 0.85

00:13:52.760 So he's asking your thoughts on what do you think is the golden ratio?

00:13:55.880 Dude, golden ratio.

00:13:56.980 If you're hard and you're packing 90-10, you got a heater on you. 0.98

00:14:00.240 Or you got some baby balls. 1.00

00:14:02.540 No, no, small balls. 0.99

00:14:03.500 It'd be really small balls. 1.00

00:14:04.440 You're talking about 90% dick, 10% balls? 1.00

00:14:06.400 That'd be weird. 1.00

00:14:07.180 Yeah, that's a weird ratio. 1.00

00:14:08.840 That's an extraordinarily large dick. 1.00

00:14:11.280 Now, wait a minute. 1.00

00:14:11.880 No, it's not even that large.

00:14:13.360 It's a ratio. 0.99

00:14:14.400 So that could be a small dick. 1.00

00:14:15.380 That could be a big dick. 1.00

00:14:16.700 I mean, you know. 1.00

00:14:17.380 Yeah, if you don't have baby balls. 1.00

00:14:18.840 So we're talking about the ratio. 0.99

00:14:20.680 I know that's what we're talking about.

00:14:22.360 Well, I did.

00:14:22.920 80-20, like good ground meat.

00:14:24.100 I don't think you understand, Clint.

00:14:25.100 It's the ratio.

00:14:25.800 I did watch.

00:14:29.100 Do you understand what a ratio is, Clint?

00:14:30.800 Because I don't think you understand.

00:14:31.560 That is some good beef.

00:14:34.020 I'm going to go with the Larry Sharpe rule here and say that the 80-20 is the right, you know.

00:14:39.800 Yeah.

00:14:40.320 The right ratio.

00:14:41.400 That sounds weird.

00:14:42.620 I think you'd be surprised. 0.99

00:14:43.740 Yeah, because 80% of my penis is doing 20% of the work, all right? 0.99

00:14:47.200 I think you'd be surprised how much volume balls take up, though. 1.00

00:14:50.840 I have enormous balls. 0.98

00:14:53.300 So, like, if I was, if I am even 65-35, like, I'm crushing it. 0.99

00:14:59.480 So.

00:14:59.720 I think this is one I'd actually legitimately have to think about for a minute. 0.95

00:15:02.720 Look at a few pictures of nice-looking dicks and be like, all right, I think that is the 0.90

00:15:06.780 proper ratio right there. 0.95

00:15:08.180 Here's a better question, Clint. 0.94

00:15:09.220 You have huge balls, but what's your ball sack to balls ratio? 0.99

00:15:14.480 I have actually big balls. 0.99

00:15:16.440 Like, the balls inside the sack are very, very large. 0.99

00:15:18.820 Are they hanging down low, like, like, granny tips? 0.97

00:15:21.340 Sometimes.

00:15:21.600 Or are they, like, sucked up, like, uh. 1.00

00:15:23.280 Can you take your, can you take your ball sack and completely cover your penis with it? 1.00

00:15:27.080 That's, like, what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:15:28.260 No, that's just because my dick's decent size. 0.99

00:15:30.620 But otherwise, probably. 1.00

00:15:32.120 If I, like, if I was, if I was packing a toad dick, I'd just, I could cover the whole motherfucker. 0.99

00:15:36.200 What's that? 0.99

00:15:36.380 By the way, the golden ratio on.

00:15:42.480 You guys aren't going to get that.

00:15:44.100 You wouldn't get it.

00:15:45.120 It's an inside joke.

00:15:46.040 That is an inside joke, for sure.

00:15:47.780 That's a great.

00:15:48.820 That's a great, great podcasting content.

00:15:51.440 Inside jokes from the chat. 0.95

00:15:52.740 There's, like, a dozen fake accounts for, like, prominent LP members, and they fucking message me constantly, and they talk shit to me online, and it's like, and I always have to double check, because I'm like, why, why would Josh Smith be saying this to me? 0.88

00:16:04.340 And I'm like, oh, oh, fake account. 0.94

00:16:06.720 Okay.

00:16:06.940 I do like the thought of, also, because we talked, we're just talking about the erect side. 0.99

00:16:12.560 Is there a golden ratio for the flaccid penis to the ball? 0.98

00:16:16.180 Like, because at that point, I mean. 1.00

00:16:18.020 Soft dick? 1.00

00:16:18.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:19.320 My dick to balls when I'm soft is, like, one to one. 1.00

00:16:22.900 Or 50-50. 1.00

00:16:23.480 Oh, like, volume, though, or length? 1.00

00:16:25.580 Because you want the length of the penis. 1.00

00:16:27.980 Like, you want your penis to hang down longer than your balls, right? 1.00

00:16:31.520 Like, otherwise, that would be. 1.00

00:16:32.560 Ideally, but if you have huge balls. 1.00

00:16:35.200 Maybe be bigger than my dick. 1.00

00:16:37.180 You know what? 1.00

00:16:37.720 Mine might be one to one as well.

00:16:39.200 I think mine is definitely not one to one.

00:16:46.820 Mine is somewhere over one to one.

00:16:49.380 Like, probably 1.2 to one, I would say.

00:16:51.880 I feel like one to one is a good thing to strive for, for just flaccid. 1.00

00:16:57.860 If it's less than one to one, you're fucked. 1.00

00:17:00.400 If your dick is taller is. 1.00

00:17:01.520 You do not want to be perched on your balls. 1.00

00:17:03.980 That is an awful look. 1.00

00:17:05.060 If your dick is sitting on top of your balls like some weird fupa. 1.00

00:17:08.120 Like, that is not what you want. 1.00

00:17:13.380 I think a better ratio.

00:17:14.220 It would look like a baby bird looking for a meal.

00:17:16.100 Isn't that what they call it?

00:17:18.180 A gun?

00:17:19.280 A better ratio to ask is, what is your hand-to-dick ratio?

00:17:25.820 When it's hard or soft?

00:17:28.620 When it's hard, right?

00:17:31.260 Yeah, you have to be hard.

00:17:32.400 Are you talking about gripping it?

00:17:35.200 Like, with it through it?

00:17:36.160 Yeah, because on one side of this, you want, like, big burly man hands so you can do manly 0.99

00:17:41.420 shit. 1.00

00:17:41.680 But then when you're, like, jerking off, it's like, if you have, like, a good-sized dick 1.00

00:17:45.780 and you have a real tiny hand, and then you're like, yeah, look at this shit. 1.00

00:17:49.260 Like, I can barely close it around. 0.99

00:17:50.740 By the way, this might be way too telling for me. 0.97

00:17:54.600 But as if we actually use their full grip to jerk off with, like, their entire...

00:17:59.560 Like, they're actually full gripping it, because I don't, and I can't imagine. 0.97

00:18:06.420 Yeah, no, I do.

00:18:08.840 Wait a minute, let me keep...

00:18:09.920 I absolutely do.

00:18:11.280 Does anyone use more than two fingers?

00:18:13.840 Like, what? 1.00

00:18:15.420 My dick is as big as both my hands put together. 1.00

00:18:18.060 I usually just... 1.00

00:18:18.940 But I have pretty small hands. 1.00

00:18:19.620 I rub my dick like a clitoris. 1.00

00:18:22.200 I'm trying to think about this, because I'd have to actually pay attention when I'm jerking 1.00

00:18:26.820 off, and I might use the full hand. 0.98

00:18:29.460 When I heard about circle jerking, I legit thought you actually did go in a circle.

00:18:34.820 It didn't work.

00:18:37.680 Wait, what are you doing?

00:18:38.800 So you're just, like, you're, like...

00:18:40.760 I can use my full hand, but I don't.

00:18:43.380 It's just, like, I don't know.

00:18:44.460 I know, but what are the other fingers doing?

00:18:46.300 Just, like, having a part?

00:18:47.060 I mean, it's...

00:18:48.640 You're, like, like you're having a glass of champagne.

00:18:50.640 I'm having a good tease. 0.98

00:18:51.520 Spreading them out so they don't hit his balls on the way down. 0.97

00:18:55.180 Well, see, here's the thing. 0.72

00:18:56.780 Like, you definitely want your hand to be smaller than...

00:19:01.380 You at least want the, like, the width of your hand to be less than the height or less 0.99

00:19:07.880 than the length of your penis. 0.99

00:19:09.060 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:19:09.460 All right, get it out, Toad.

00:19:10.460 You got it.

00:19:11.000 You know what I'm saying. 1.00

00:19:12.040 Doug, if your dick isn't longer than the width of your hand, just kill yourself. 1.00

00:19:17.340 It's over. 1.00

00:19:18.640 It is over.

00:19:19.480 Oh, no.

00:19:20.440 Oh, no, it's over.

00:19:23.600 No, mine is.

00:19:24.800 With a Coke finger?

00:19:26.280 Like, with, like, if they have a Coke finger that's their pinky finger, do you think they 0.99

00:19:29.140 actually scratch their balls on accident whenever they jerk off? 0.99

00:19:31.680 Because I feel like that would really hurt. 1.00

00:19:33.620 Like, you go down and it snags the ball skin.

00:19:37.980 Wait, that's why Cole fans his fingers out.

00:19:40.420 Yeah, because that's why it's my Coke finger.

00:19:42.260 I just want to count my tiny finger, as you can tell.

00:19:45.180 Makes sense.

00:19:45.880 Another question is, uh, overhand or underhand?

00:19:48.240 Is this a, this is a... 1.00

00:19:49.520 Oh, dude, that overhand shit is fucking criminal. 1.00

00:19:53.240 You should also kill yourself if you do that. 1.00

00:19:54.320 Who the fuck does that? 1.00

00:19:55.000 No. 1.00

00:19:55.180 I know some people do it, but you're out of your minds.

00:19:57.300 It's like somebody else is giving you one, but from the front?

00:20:00.600 It's like...

00:20:00.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:01.020 It feels like some retard energy shit. 1.00

00:20:03.220 Like, I just can't, like... 0.99

00:20:04.780 Like, I just feel...

00:20:05.600 You already are doing, like, the most base, like, savage thing a human being can do, and

00:20:09.940 you're like... 0.99

00:20:10.440 And now you've got to do it like a retarded monkey? 1.00

00:20:12.300 Yeah, I feel like... 0.97

00:20:13.160 Oh, that's a good name for it.

00:20:14.180 I feel like when you're talking about left brain versus light brain, I feel like this

00:20:15.860 is front brain versus, like, back brain, because I don't feel like anybody...

00:20:19.860 It's like the strange words.

00:20:21.860 It's a very mammalian.

00:20:23.220 No, no, that's...

00:20:24.180 Yeah, it's kind of like... 1.00

00:20:25.140 It's like caveman shit. 0.99

00:20:26.120 It's kind of like the stranger, but that's a good name for it, because, like, when you 1.00

00:20:28.760 jerk off with your, uh, non-dominant hand, it's called the retarded girlfriend. 1.00

00:20:33.080 So if you are jerking off, like, in reverse, like, basically, then it's... 1.00

00:20:37.760 That's the retarded monkey. 1.00

00:20:38.840 I got a handjob from a girl that had a bigger hand than me, and it made me feel very fucking 1.00

00:20:42.700 insecure. 0.99

00:20:43.000 You know what it is?

00:20:43.720 I feel like, though, you should do it, because if you want to, like...

00:20:47.340 If you're doing it this way, it's like a bicep workout, flip it around, tricep workout.

00:20:53.200 Yeah, because it now...

00:20:54.240 You want to get even on both sides.

00:20:55.640 I love that Cole's becoming such a gym head that he's like...

00:20:58.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

00:21:02.460 Yeah, this is a pulling motion.

00:21:04.160 This is a pushing motion. 0.96

00:21:05.260 You're pushing the cum out on the other side. 0.97

00:21:07.220 You're pulling the cum out. 0.91

00:21:07.940 It's just like with curls.

00:21:09.200 Like, sometimes you gotta do the overhand grip just to, like, work slightly different.

00:21:13.700 Yeah, but I thought...

00:21:14.660 It's a push day, it's a pull day, bro. 0.82

00:21:15.960 When you're jerking off, you're working on... 0.65

00:21:17.860 Wait for leg day. 0.99

00:21:19.200 If you're working on your upper arm, I think there's a problem there, because the jerk-off

00:21:22.940 is a forearm workout.

00:21:25.440 All right, guys.

00:21:25.980 How many more mailbag things we got, Dickie?

00:21:28.340 A little Dickie?

00:21:29.560 You have four more.

00:21:31.260 All right, let's go.

00:21:31.800 Let's do them.

00:21:32.600 I could have talked about this topic for, like, a couple more hours.

00:21:35.280 I know.

00:21:35.480 That was a good one.

00:21:36.360 You should have.

00:21:37.020 Yeah.

00:21:37.500 Read the book.

00:21:38.360 We didn't spend too much time in the mailbag.

00:21:40.620 All right.

00:21:41.560 So, somebody asks, what's the correct amount of dates to go on before you beat a woman?

00:21:46.900 Assuming you paid for everything she's putting out.

00:21:49.820 That was great.

00:21:56.500 Well, it's not about the amount of dates.

00:21:58.200 It's really about when you have technically owned her.

00:22:01.680 So, it's once you've mixed your labor with her. 0.99

00:22:04.820 So, once you've fucked her, she's yours at that point. 1.00

00:22:06.540 I go the opposite route. 1.00

00:22:07.560 I say, as soon as she mouths off.

00:22:10.820 I agree.

00:22:12.140 See, I was going legally, once you marry her and you own her. 1.00

00:22:15.920 Oh, legally.

00:22:17.240 Legally, at that point, you can't beat her.

00:22:19.100 It's too late at that point.

00:22:20.800 What are we considering beating?

00:22:23.840 Like, a good slap?

00:22:25.480 Or, like, push down the stairs?

00:22:27.420 I was thinking, like, shoved into the wall.

00:22:30.680 Into the sheet rock? 0.99

00:22:32.900 Does she have a rape fetish or not? 1.00

00:22:35.740 Definitely happened. 0.99

00:22:37.700 I was on a first date once, and this chick mispronounced my name. 1.00

00:22:40.440 I threw her through the wall like fucking Kool-Aid, man. 1.00

00:22:42.180 It was great. 0.99

00:22:43.520 How do you say something to her?

00:22:45.900 None of this is true, Colton.

00:22:48.360 Okay, I was going to say, I was going to say.

00:22:50.500 None of the reasoning is true.

00:22:53.360 Sorry, I lied about the reason.

00:22:55.040 Yeah.

00:22:56.160 Let me ask you guys.

00:22:57.080 It was way more medial than that.

00:22:59.480 He has my brain working.

00:23:00.600 So, I told you guys in a previous episode that my wife has, like, when I look at her Netflix,

00:23:04.520 there's, like, a category, like, movies about rape.

00:23:06.460 And, like, that's dead serious.

00:23:08.100 It doesn't say movies about rape, but any movie you put on randomly, it's always going to be rape.

00:23:11.740 And then I started to think, like, does she have a rape fantasy? 0.99

00:23:14.620 And then I started to think, like, should I hit her? 1.00

00:23:17.180 And then I'm like, that's crazy. 0.93

00:23:19.100 This is the mother of my child.

00:23:20.660 Like, I can't hit her.

00:23:21.980 But then I'm like, is she asking me to?

00:23:24.280 Like, is this a suggestion?

00:23:26.520 But if you wouldn't tell me what the whole fantasy is, they just want it to happen.

00:23:30.940 Like, you just have to take control and just start beating her. 0.98

00:23:33.440 But if you, I mean, if she doesn't, like, if she's actually not into it, then you're really out.

00:23:37.000 Like, I mean, and honestly, like, if.

00:23:40.060 You know if that's one of the fake accounts hopping in here?

00:23:44.320 I have no idea if it's real.

00:23:46.820 I hope to God it's real.

00:23:48.180 I hope that's really her.

00:23:49.620 You guys listen to Angela, though. 1.00

00:23:51.080 He's breastfeeding, listening to this bullshit. 0.99

00:23:52.960 Speaking of breastfeeding, we'll see this is bringing her kids up right. 1.00

00:23:56.880 Have you gone to the tap again, Cole?

00:23:58.580 Are you supplementing before you work out?

00:24:01.580 I'll tell you this.

00:24:02.720 I am woken up.

00:24:03.960 And I tweeted this the other day.

00:24:05.440 I literally did get woken up twice by getting squirted with titty milk.

00:24:09.180 That actually did happen.

00:24:10.160 She was like, I was sleeping.

00:24:12.180 That's the best alarm clock.

00:24:13.280 She was about to start breastfeeding. 1.00

00:24:13.940 And she just rolled over and just fucking. 1.00

00:24:15.780 And it's like a straight just hits me in the face. 1.00

00:24:17.560 And I was like, what the fuck is that? 1.00

00:24:19.320 And I was like, oh, you just, like, squirteded tit milk at me. 1.00

00:24:22.960 And she thought it was hilarious.

00:24:24.200 How hard was it?

00:24:25.320 Oh, my God.

00:24:26.540 It was.

00:24:28.040 By the way, I do want to say from the show, congrats to Angela McArdle.

00:24:33.820 I don't think that's really even her.

00:24:35.660 But whatever.

00:24:36.140 I don't know.

00:24:36.660 I wouldn't be surprised if it.

00:24:38.020 Either way.

00:24:38.820 Congrats, Angela.

00:24:39.960 I think it is.

00:24:41.480 Everyone say something nice.

00:24:42.620 And everyone say something horrible.

00:24:44.000 Because it could be her.

00:24:45.280 It could not be her.

00:24:46.120 If it's a parody, it's like, why?

00:24:48.000 They're acting exactly how she would anyway.

00:24:50.480 So who cares?

00:24:51.200 Also, congratulations, real Angela.

00:24:53.520 I love your baby.

00:24:56.280 Angela is based and is fine with hating women in real life. 0.91

00:25:01.740 And I will say that she also does not build very solid guillotines. 1.00

00:25:06.840 There is not. 0.98

00:25:09.060 Women hate women way more than any misogynist man hates women. 0.99

00:25:13.160 Not more than I do. 0.97

00:25:15.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:25:15.680 But it's definitely a thing.

00:25:17.520 Speak for yourself.

00:25:18.520 Yeah.

00:25:19.340 Speak for yourself, Jose.

00:25:21.080 Mr. Famous for calling someone a hole.

00:25:23.660 I don't think you should be talking. 0.99

00:25:25.900 I'd fucking do it again. 1.00

00:25:28.260 To be fair, she was a total hole. 1.00

00:25:30.800 Yeah.

00:25:32.540 Still is.

00:25:33.060 It was merited.

00:25:35.380 Is she still around?

00:25:36.620 Is she alive?

00:25:37.240 I don't know what.

00:25:38.980 Who cares?

00:25:39.900 So I wanted to say, you know, have you spoke to her lately?

00:25:43.740 No.

00:25:44.540 Top, you're in a tough spot because like, if her fantasy is.

00:25:47.240 We know she has your phone number, so.

00:25:50.000 And your home address.

00:25:52.820 She's in your parents' address.

00:25:55.180 Top, you're in a tough position because ultimately, like, if that is your wife's fantasy, she wants it to be non-consensual.

00:26:03.560 So you can't warn her, so you have to just go for it and find out.

00:26:08.180 It's the only way.

00:26:08.700 I saw this discussion on a previous episode, like, one or two ago.

00:26:11.720 Probably.

00:26:12.700 Multiple times.

00:26:13.600 But, like, he obviously hasn't, you know, fired the round yet, so let's. 0.94

00:26:16.660 It's like, it's us who are like, I really want to rape, but I don't want to rape. 0.97

00:26:22.400 I know it's I really want to rape, but not really hard. 0.95

00:26:25.560 Like, I just want to tell you guys the truth. 0.99

00:26:27.120 Like, I joke around with you guys because I know everyone here is totally into rape. 0.94

00:26:30.180 I'm not into rape.

00:26:30.920 It doesn't get me going. 0.98

00:26:33.560 Like, I'm not even sure I could be, like, fully erect if I were to rape. 0.94

00:26:38.640 So I don't even know if I could build this fantasy. 0.97

00:26:41.560 This is a hard one for me. 0.99

00:26:43.440 I feel like you really hated somebody and were, like, conquering someone else's land and you really wanted to get an erection. 0.99

00:26:50.860 I feel like you could. 0.98

00:26:51.660 You just had a spite.

00:26:52.860 Dude, I don't know.

00:26:53.740 There is something.

00:26:54.260 Look out, Israel. 0.99

00:26:54.880 Top's coming in. 0.99

00:26:55.460 Obviously, it's awful, but something about, like, raping and pillaging is kind of like, all right, that's pretty badass. 0.97

00:27:03.640 I'm coming for that Iron Dome, Israel. 0.96

00:27:07.120 I'm coming for that Iron Dome.

00:27:08.140 Yeah, huge fans of General Sherman here, obviously.

00:27:10.520 What I suggest is do small little beatings. 0.99

00:27:14.760 Like, flick her in the ear and then see if her nipples get hard. 1.00

00:27:20.200 And then you'd be like, all right, okay. 0.98

00:27:22.440 Or just be, like, flick her in the ear and be like, are you wet? 1.00

00:27:25.160 And then just a little shit like that. 1.00

00:27:27.620 Like, pinch her. 1.00

00:27:28.780 That's definitely how you get divorced. 1.00

00:27:31.720 But honestly.

00:27:32.080 And then build up.

00:27:33.040 And then by the time, like, I guess it's also, it's kind of like poison.

00:27:37.060 Where, like, if you take a poison all at once, you'll die.

00:27:39.620 But if you slowly build up tolerance, it'll be fine.

00:27:42.020 So you start flicking the ear.

00:27:43.360 And you start pinching her in the belly or something like that.

00:27:45.260 Then a couple gut punches.

00:27:45.660 In, like, two years, you're full on right crossed.

00:27:49.300 And she's just taking it.

00:27:51.220 And, I mean, that'd be great.

00:27:53.040 All right.

00:27:53.260 What other?

00:27:53.780 She can't get any more brain damage.

00:27:55.520 Let's get some more mail back.

00:27:57.760 I keep forgetting he's here.

00:27:59.440 I'm bored with this uninteresting rape conversation.

00:28:02.380 All right.

00:28:03.080 So, Liminal Vibration says,

00:28:06.400 Tower Power Hour film reviews discuss.

00:28:10.380 I mean.

00:28:10.700 I feel like that's a Toad thing. 0.89

00:28:12.100 And again, we talk about this as porn.

00:28:14.000 I don't know what that is.

00:28:15.120 I would do it.

00:28:15.760 Yeah.

00:28:16.360 I watched Black Adam last night.

00:28:18.340 You good?

00:28:18.940 Was it good?

00:28:19.340 Two black people.

00:28:20.260 So.

00:28:23.940 That was great.

00:28:24.960 That was great.

00:28:25.720 See, that's how you tell a joke, Toad. 1.00

00:28:27.200 Fucking pay attention. 0.99

00:28:29.080 I don't like that. 0.99

00:28:29.640 I'm trying, man.

00:28:30.000 I don't like that.

00:28:30.560 This is something about movie talk.

00:28:31.520 I don't like that our mailbag sounds a little Jewish. 1.00

00:28:34.300 And we may have to replace him.

00:28:36.100 Anyways, Toad, you were saying?

00:28:38.020 No.

00:28:38.260 This is how they get their dirty hooks. 0.99

00:28:39.360 He's also the accountant.

00:28:42.480 Our money manager.

00:28:44.000 Count all our no money.

00:28:45.820 No, I was just wondering if Cole saw that movie in person.

00:28:49.380 And I was going to say in which case it would be called Movie Talker, Adam.

00:28:53.620 I saw that movie in person.

00:28:55.200 Yes, I saw the movie in person.

00:28:56.700 Everybody watches a movie in person.

00:28:57.860 Who watches a movie out of person?

00:29:03.040 I astral project when I watch movies.

00:29:05.320 I don't know about you, guys.

00:29:06.160 The movie's good enough, man.

00:29:07.560 It's an out-of-body experience.

00:29:10.720 Guys, I don't think this is Angela.

00:29:12.240 She's talking about the Jews.

00:29:13.760 Yeah.

00:29:14.060 Yeah.

00:29:14.500 That's upsetting.

00:29:15.700 She said, if you're not the Jews, I'm with you. 1.00

00:29:17.400 Or Angela just got mega-based suddenly. 0.92

00:29:19.820 Jury's still out.

00:29:20.720 Had a red pill moment. 0.93

00:29:21.640 Having a kid maybe made her hate the Jews. 0.87

00:29:24.680 I don't know.

00:29:26.380 All right.

00:29:26.920 Next topic.

00:29:28.160 All right.

00:29:30.040 I'm not sure who this is, so I'm not going to say a name.

00:29:32.280 But they say handjobs should be legal hustle for girls to get money and not taxed through 1.00

00:29:36.780 Cash App and Venmo because liberty.

00:29:39.540 Yeah.

00:29:39.760 I missed the first part of that.

00:29:41.920 Basically, you shouldn't be able to tax handjobs.

00:29:43.920 I'm fine with that.

00:29:44.620 I feel like that is cash.

00:29:46.020 Is that legal?

00:29:47.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:48.360 I feel like women should pay me to jerk me off. 1.00

00:29:50.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:52.820 Someone clip that. 1.00

00:29:53.860 Someone clip that. 1.00

00:29:56.380 It's basically like going to – it's an experience.

00:29:58.400 It's like going to Disney World.

00:29:59.420 They don't pay you to go to Disney World.

00:30:01.080 You pay them. 1.00

00:30:02.160 And it's like Clint's dick and balls are just Disney. 1.00

00:30:05.380 It's like – 1.00

00:30:05.780 I don't want you to jerk me off. 0.99

00:30:07.360 So if you're going to do it, I deserve compensation. 0.99

00:30:09.640 Yeah.

00:30:10.380 It's like going to a petting zoo, man.

00:30:12.000 You want to touch this hog? 0.94

00:30:13.800 Yeah. 0.87

00:30:14.080 There you go.

00:30:14.420 Yeah.

00:30:14.560 You have to pay for the petting zoo.

00:30:15.280 It's going to cost you.

00:30:15.900 Give me that Skrilla. 1.00

00:30:19.640 Under my understanding, it is technically not taxable because it is illegal.

00:30:24.640 And so they just – they do this anyway.

00:30:26.560 Like they're a handjobs.

00:30:27.340 You can –

00:30:27.940 But you're talking about Legion of Kings.

00:30:28.860 You still have to report the winnings. 0.99

00:30:30.900 They don't give a fuck. 0.98

00:30:31.220 You know what it's like? 0.99

00:30:31.820 Wait, you do?

00:30:32.580 It's like when you go to an Amish farm and you go and you work for them. 1.00

00:30:36.660 Like they're like, this is how you churn the butter and literally churn the butter. 0.99

00:30:39.680 But you pay them because you don't know what the fuck you're doing. 0.99

00:30:42.680 So I agree with you, Clint. 1.00

00:30:44.060 They should pay you because they're garbage at this shit. 1.00

00:30:46.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:47.060 And then the professionals should actually make the money.

00:30:50.280 Yeah.

00:30:50.540 That's how it works in real life. 0.98

00:30:51.420 If they want to fucking – yeah. 1.00

00:30:52.800 Go churn butter. 1.00

00:30:53.660 That's all I'm saying.

00:30:53.960 It would be a good –

00:30:54.800 Go churn butter, Laura. 1.00

00:30:56.580 Imagine having a blowjob and handjob class. 1.00

00:30:59.880 But it's for women but taught by a gay guy. 1.00

00:31:02.460 I feel like that would be the best. 0.53

00:31:04.520 And it would be like kind of giving away the three secrets.

00:31:06.600 I volunteer as tribute.

00:31:07.500 And it would be really funny. 0.97

00:31:11.200 It's just this gay guy. 1.00

00:31:12.040 She was like, you all just suck my dick. 1.00

00:31:13.420 I really don't like this. 1.00

00:31:14.320 I'm just going to say this.

00:31:14.920 This is totally just –

00:31:16.360 Angela, if it's the real you, tell us the password for the LP Twitter right now.

00:31:23.160 It's the real you.

00:31:24.540 I don't believe you.

00:31:26.000 All right.

00:31:26.420 Mailbag.

00:31:26.840 Let's go.

00:31:27.120 Let's go.

00:31:27.760 All right.

00:31:28.360 The last one.

00:31:30.180 It's from Spud.

00:31:31.300 Why don't you guys ever pull up comments from at anymore? 0.92

00:31:34.640 We are fucking hilarious. 0.71

00:31:36.160 And y'all need to be acknowledging our bangers. 0.96

00:31:38.140 They encourage people and then in parentheses me to be baking more clips.

00:31:42.600 And then I don't know what the JS period at the end is.

00:31:46.480 Just saying.

00:31:47.220 Just saying.

00:31:47.940 Oh, gotcha.

00:31:49.240 Wait, what is your problem that we don't share her comments enough?

00:31:51.160 Well, we share everybody.

00:31:52.000 We still scare comments.

00:31:53.380 You got to say something.

00:31:54.720 Someone try that. 0.95

00:31:55.580 That's how we figured it out.

00:31:58.120 That person was born in 91.

00:32:00.040 That's not Angela. 0.94

00:32:00.740 I don't feel like she's my age.

00:32:02.680 You can tell that it's by a number. 1.00

00:32:04.680 Crap. 0.99

00:32:05.060 I forgot the question. 0.99

00:32:05.820 What was the question?

00:32:06.360 I had a good answer.

00:32:07.540 Why don't we pull up stuff in the chat?

00:32:10.180 Hmm?

00:32:10.800 We do pull up stuff in the chat.

00:32:12.060 We do.

00:32:12.840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:13.760 We literally just did it.

00:32:15.360 You got to say something funny.

00:32:17.560 Well, we're also doing it.

00:32:18.860 With you being a woman, I mean, that's why I'm really heavily working against you. 1.00

00:32:23.780 It's not a coincidence that a woman's like, why don't you pull up my comments? 1.00

00:32:25.920 Because you're not fucking male. 0.94

00:32:27.760 Yeah, we're also peaking at like 40 live viewers an episode now. 0.99

00:32:31.120 So, I don't know.

00:32:31.440 We get a decent amount of comments.

00:32:33.240 Yeah, I mean, yeah.

00:32:34.280 No, that's not why.

00:32:35.020 I read every single one.

00:32:36.300 We used to be with Super Chat.

00:32:37.680 You could pay us and we'd bring up your own funny things.

00:32:39.240 Here, pull up her comment now. 0.79

00:32:40.260 She just said something that makes sense.

00:32:42.760 Yeah.

00:32:43.600 Oh. 1.00

00:32:44.380 Oh, shit. 0.98

00:32:45.100 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:32:45.620 I'm trying to take over the producer.

00:32:47.020 I didn't have it.

00:32:47.840 That was a real woman moment.

00:32:48.920 I'm hands off.

00:32:50.600 Thank you, Spud, for recognizing your estrogen overdose.

00:32:54.120 That's right.

00:32:54.400 That is actually one of the most faced women I've met.

00:32:57.540 No, I like her.

00:32:58.680 Oh, yeah.

00:32:59.280 She's great.

00:33:00.180 She's all right.

00:33:00.780 Thank you for all you do, Spud, because you do the show as well.

00:33:03.660 She does all the clips.

00:33:05.220 Somebody's got to do it.

00:33:06.920 Yeah.

00:33:07.620 Spud gives us more clips than Dickie does, so.

00:33:11.760 Dickie only pulls up clips of himself now. 1.00

00:33:13.600 He's such a fucking self-promoting scumbag. 1.00

00:33:16.500 Oh, no, no. 1.00

00:33:18.060 Remember we were supposed to play that video that he made that I think was all about himself

00:33:21.500 or something?

00:33:23.140 Played out in the show.

00:33:24.260 It had one clip from us.

00:33:26.560 Like, why? 0.93

00:33:27.860 He's like, look how fucking brilliant I am. 0.99

00:33:29.640 I'm like, you're drunk right now, aren't you? 0.99

00:33:31.460 It's just a video of you smoking a cigar.

00:33:33.320 I'm like, I'm a stud. 0.99

00:33:36.440 He's like, I'm fucking genius over here. 0.99

00:33:39.020 All right. 0.99

00:33:39.900 What else are we doing, mate?

00:33:41.060 I'm still waiting for Top to release the video from Top Lops of Ranch.

00:33:47.260 Oh, dude.

00:33:47.900 Did we just make a bunch of jokes in front of a minor?

00:33:50.220 I'm a little concerned.

00:33:51.140 Yes.

00:33:52.820 No, he's like. 1.00

00:33:53.420 I don't know what the fucking age of that ball bag is. 0.99

00:33:55.540 It's got hair on the field. 1.00

00:33:56.560 It's like a ball.

00:33:56.920 So it's essentially kind of like nautical, like, you know, nautical rules, because you're

00:34:01.360 not really any, like, you know.

00:34:02.040 It's like you're in international water.

00:34:03.480 That actually makes a lot of sense.

00:34:06.740 Like, if you think about it, like, cyberspace isn't anywhere.

00:34:10.580 Like, it's not just like.

00:34:12.240 Yeah, the internet is international water.

00:34:13.640 You can't privatize cyberspace. 0.99

00:34:16.440 I'm not trying to fuck our mailbag. 0.98

00:34:18.120 I think we're safe. 0.99

00:34:19.220 Yeah.

00:34:19.940 Huh?

00:34:21.220 Huh?

00:34:21.960 I don't know why that came to mind.

00:34:23.640 One thing is because it is the 100th episode.

00:34:26.980 So it would be something like a.

00:34:29.060 What was some of your favorite moments from at least the past? 0.69

00:34:32.700 I mean, no one thought we would get this fucking far.

00:34:35.060 I was happy because I remember when we got to, like, seven episodes and I saw that statistic 0.92

00:34:39.180 that, like, 90% of podcasts stopped after seven episodes.

00:34:42.960 He's happy at seven.

00:34:44.460 Yeah, I was like, we did it.

00:34:45.720 Like, we made it better than, like, 90% of all podcasts.

00:34:49.240 Like, we were better than them.

00:34:51.000 Recently, I went back through and I looked and I saw that Shu on Head just, like, has 0.83

00:34:55.500 dozens of multi-million dollar or multi-million view clips or whatever the fuck she does on 1.00

00:35:03.220 YouTube. 0.99

00:35:03.580 And I was like, why the fuck did she come on this show? 0.99

00:35:06.260 It's so crazy to me. 0.99

00:35:07.420 So I think that's my favorite moment.

00:35:09.380 It was the most irrational and confusing.

00:35:12.460 Like, really?

00:35:12.960 Okay, great.

00:35:13.980 Thank you.

00:35:14.540 So cool. 0.83

00:35:15.340 And we fucked it up, too. 0.87

00:35:16.940 We definitely, we fumbled the bad. 0.97

00:35:19.460 Josh Smith fucked that up. 0.63

00:35:21.640 Yes. 0.86

00:35:22.960 I guess that was so long, I don't feel bad to bring it up.

00:35:25.560 But we totally did.

00:35:26.620 With his game, his game was.

00:35:27.980 We invited Magnus on, which, by the way, where is he?

00:35:30.580 What happened to him?

00:35:31.220 I've been wondering where Magnus did that.

00:35:33.000 And he just ended up talking theory the whole time.

00:35:35.960 That was Jose's fault.

00:35:37.460 I remember.

00:35:37.620 Yeah, that was my fault.

00:35:38.560 We were already overloaded with gas.

00:35:40.240 And it was a bunch of capitalists. 0.99

00:35:41.600 Like, it turned into a gay-ass, like, debate. 0.99

00:35:43.840 And then it was, like, a bunch of capitalists against her all alone. 1.00

00:35:46.120 And she's like, theory's gay. 0.92

00:35:48.180 And, like, that was her.

00:35:50.200 She's like, I just wanted her to help you. 0.99

00:35:51.660 And so it was, like, in my head, I'm like, it's already a shit show. 0.99

00:35:54.560 Might as well give her a helping hand for more her side. 0.99

00:35:57.720 Like, a mutualist kind of guy.

00:35:59.540 So I was like.

00:36:00.040 The problem is, I mean, now you're just providing someone to back up a woman. 0.99

00:36:03.840 Like, that's what you did.

00:36:04.760 Well, I mean, I didn't want it to be this, like, I didn't even want it to become that.

00:36:08.060 We wanted to be more comedic.

00:36:09.080 And for some reason, it kind of became that, which was kind of gay. 0.63

00:36:12.260 My favorite episode was the one where we had Eric and just us.

00:36:16.980 I didn't have more fun on any other episode than that one. 0.97

00:36:20.880 And Top, by the way, I got to tell you, my current landlord is a huge fucking fan of you. 0.98

00:36:25.960 He saw the whole, like, you know, the only way Trump gets my vote is if he stops gassing the protesters and gasses the Jews. 0.98

00:36:34.220 You show that to your landlord?

00:36:36.060 He's clearly Jewish.

00:36:37.340 What's wrong with you?

00:36:38.940 And then the other, the Ghislaine Maxwell comment about, did she start lactating about being, from being around?

00:36:45.000 Oh, that was so good. 1.00

00:36:46.980 He's just like, holy shit, this fucking Top Lobster guy is fucking awesome. 0.99

00:36:51.040 I don't know what he, I don't know what's up with him, but I love that. 1.00

00:36:53.260 That was an old time.

00:36:54.300 Yeah, that episode was wild.

00:36:55.980 I can see why he didn't want to come on again.

00:37:01.480 He'll come back on.

00:37:02.760 We tried to get him on to the slur tournament. 0.99

00:37:04.800 No, it was the, yeah, the slur tournament.

00:37:06.280 Yeah, it was the slur tournament.

00:37:07.180 Yeah, he was like, all right, like, not bad.

00:37:10.220 Eric Jackman. 0.99

00:37:10.880 The other thing that he did on the episode that he was on with us is he pretended to be Martha Bueno sucking a cock. 0.98

00:37:16.460 I just remember, like, the most memorable one for me is just Maj Touré just dropping out right after I asked him a question. 1.00

00:37:26.560 That's why I hate black people. 1.00

00:37:28.400 So because, like, he didn't answer, he was just like, he heard my question, he was like, I'm out. 1.00

00:37:32.760 Like, I can't fucking. 0.96

00:37:33.280 Not gonna lie, it helped that Maj has only irritated me more and more, that I don't care that we fumbled that one so fucking hard. 0.98

00:37:39.580 That wasn't us. 0.66

00:37:40.740 That was him.

00:37:42.500 Maj had people's difficulties, yeah. 0.99

00:37:45.000 Another great moment is when I came up with Bitch Fuck Cucks the first time I was ever on this show. 1.00

00:37:50.560 And Jose actually hated my guts and then watched my appearance on this show and was like, oh, Reed actually doesn't suck. 0.99

00:37:56.700 I actually want to have him on the show.

00:37:57.960 And that was how we became friends. 0.62

00:37:59.200 Wait, he says nigger? 0.90

00:38:00.200 Wow, okay. 0.95

00:38:01.560 I thought entirely wrong about him. 0.86

00:38:05.100 Because Reed was kind of gay with the whole, like, we need unity. 0.75

00:38:09.000 And now look at him. 1.00

00:38:10.000 Like, now fucking look at his ass. 1.00

00:38:11.940 There's, like, no one less interested in unity than Reed in this book. 1.00

00:38:16.480 For us, it was like, fuck everybody else. 0.99

00:38:19.240 Dude, we should have a fucking, like, a still frame of Reed a year and a half ago versus Reed to die. 1.00

00:38:26.080 All clean cut with a mustache, happy, like. 0.99

00:38:28.860 Little Dick, pull that up, please. 1.00

00:38:30.320 Thank you. 0.98

00:38:31.720 Speaking of Liberty Unity, though, some of my favorite moments have been when dudes have shown their asses on the show. 0.99

00:38:37.240 And J. Todd showed his bare ass on the show, which was the only time that has happened. 0.99

00:38:41.320 Dude, that's another weird guest, Jeremy Todd. 0.99

00:38:44.560 Like, what?

00:38:45.660 He was a great Nick guest, too.

00:38:47.240 That was a fun episode. 0.99

00:38:49.240 I really liked the dick-to-ass ratio question with Robbie. 0.99

00:38:52.720 That was really fun. 1.00

00:38:53.300 Yeah, he measured his ass a lot on the show. 1.00

00:38:55.660 By the way, my dick-to-ass ratio has changed recently. 1.00

00:38:59.120 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:38:59.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:00.300 Your dick got bigger? 1.00

00:39:01.100 It's gone up, actually. 1.00

00:39:02.460 I wish my dick got bigger. 1.00

00:39:04.180 Yeah, it's gone up. 1.00

00:39:05.640 If your dick-to-ass ratio changes and it's not on the ass side, I mean, you're... 1.00

00:39:09.900 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:39:10.760 That was before I even started my channel.

00:39:14.420 Oh, look at the one with the chipper right above it.

00:39:16.760 Oh, there you go.

00:39:17.440 Yeah, that's when all his future was bright.

00:39:20.240 Anything was possible.

00:39:21.220 No, no, this is this year.

00:39:22.200 That's nothing.

00:39:23.120 No, no, no.

00:39:23.500 I'm talking about the one above it.

00:39:25.040 Oh, there we go.

00:39:25.680 Where his hair looks worse whenever he actually combs it. 0.98

00:39:30.600 It's so fucking weird. 0.83

00:39:32.740 I think it looks awesome. 0.99

00:39:34.020 It looks like a fucking 1930s. 0.99

00:39:35.680 Click on that one in the top left there, the extremist one. 0.99

00:39:39.200 No, no, no.

00:39:39.620 Below it.

00:39:40.520 Yeah, that one.

00:39:40.880 It's clicked on.

00:39:42.240 Yeah, that's that one.

00:39:43.020 Yeah, why do you always look so wet like that, Reed?

00:39:45.480 It's because I get home and take a shower and then instantly go live.

00:39:50.340 It's just weird.

00:39:51.140 I know none of you guys actually work for a living, so it's a little bit different.

00:39:56.060 Nope.

00:39:56.900 No.

00:39:57.760 I've seen a bunch of show nips. 0.99

00:39:59.220 Sex work is real work, Reed. 0.99

00:40:01.100 By the way, I've seen a bunch of show nips. 0.99

00:40:03.620 You've got to pay money.

00:40:04.600 Go Patreon.

00:40:05.680 Be $2.

00:40:06.640 Go to the mailbag.

00:40:07.460 Say show nips. 0.77

00:40:08.200 I'll do it.

00:40:08.720 There you go.

00:40:09.020 You show nips. 0.80

00:40:10.120 How can America become free again?

00:40:12.340 Episode 32.

00:40:15.140 I remember from not knowing you, the look was like, guys, let's all come together and

00:40:20.820 get along and put aside our differences. 1.00

00:40:22.760 And we're just like, what a fucking faggot. 1.00

00:40:25.680 We were all like, this is a fucking faggot. 1.00

00:40:27.900 Like, he fucking wants to. 1.00

00:40:29.140 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:40:29.580 The shit we said about you. 1.00

00:40:31.080 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:40:32.600 None of it's changed. 0.99

00:40:33.740 None of the shit you say about me has changed. 0.99

00:40:35.060 The stuff I still think about you. 0.99

00:40:36.580 Now we just say it to your face and have changed our opinions slightly.

00:40:42.120 Oh, man.

00:40:42.960 I love that Reed gets all the heat for the unity thing, because I was definitely...

00:40:46.600 That was a great similar.

00:40:48.800 This proves that I haven't changed, because that's 2016.

00:40:53.820 That's the leader of a sex cult, if I've ever seen one. 0.74

00:40:56.280 Yeah.

00:40:56.420 He had pictures like my dad, when my dad was like, this was me when I was 18.

00:41:00.760 I don't have pictures like this.

00:41:02.140 That looks like there was that guy that went into Alaska.

00:41:07.240 Ooh, that one's hot.

00:41:07.800 I like that one.

00:41:08.940 No, no.

00:41:09.520 The other one, though, looks like there was that story of the guy that was like, I just

00:41:12.940 want to live out in the wilderness.

00:41:13.780 So he moved to Alaska.

00:41:15.160 Dude, that picture is in Alaska.

00:41:16.840 That's on the Arctic Ocean in Alaska.

00:41:18.360 Are you serious?

00:41:18.880 Okay, because you look exactly like the guy that did...

00:41:21.640 Yeah, I didn't cut my hair or shave my beard for a whole year.

00:41:24.980 That was him, actually.

00:41:26.000 And I looked like a grizzly bear.

00:41:27.080 Yeah, Reed looks like he was in a Geico commercial in the early 2000s. 0.99

00:41:31.500 You know how they make all those fucking horrible movies about long-haul truckers in dangerous 0.98

00:41:36.140 settings? 0.98

00:41:36.660 I don't know why Reed hasn't been in all of them.

00:41:39.100 Yeah, Ice Road Truckers.

00:41:40.420 Is Reed in one of those?

00:41:41.960 You should be... 0.98

00:41:42.520 There was a Liam Neeson one, and it was fucking terrible. 0.97

00:41:46.180 But you should have been in it. 0.98

00:41:46.840 It was awful.

00:41:47.380 I should have been in it.

00:41:48.160 Yeah, is that the one with the Native Americans? 1.00

00:41:50.240 Yes.

00:41:50.940 Do you count Over the Top as one of those?

00:41:54.260 I haven't seen it in so long, but yeah.

00:41:55.840 Because he is a trucker.

00:41:57.620 Yeah, he is.

00:41:58.080 And he actually, the winner of the arm wrestling competition, wins a truck.

00:42:03.740 I love that, like, there's only...

00:42:06.460 I mean, how many different things can you do with arm wrestling, right?

00:42:09.360 And it's like this, and then he's all...

00:42:12.840 And it's like world-breaking. 0.99

00:42:16.220 Like the whole fucking fabric of civilization just shattered. 0.98

00:42:19.460 And then he was like, I'm ready. 0.99

00:42:22.320 I'm fucking ready. 0.99

00:42:23.220 Dude, all right. 0.99

00:42:24.800 My wife for a while got into... 1.00

00:42:26.840 I don't know why, but there's just...

00:42:28.080 Like, sometimes she'll watch her phone to go to sleep while she's laying next to me.

00:42:31.480 And, like, sometimes...

00:42:32.720 She got this weird phase where she liked this, like, specific...

00:42:35.640 Like, watching this specific guy's videos of arm wrestling.

00:42:38.340 But, like, it would be them...

00:42:39.620 He was, like, coaching people while he's doing it.

00:42:41.720 And it was...

00:42:42.020 I wish...

00:42:42.360 I'm gonna have to have her send it to me sometime. 1.00

00:42:43.900 Because I'd just be laying in bed, and it just sounded like gay sex. 0.99

00:42:47.260 And I just would start giggling every time. 0.99

00:42:49.340 Because it's all like, oh, yeah. 1.00

00:42:50.740 Fuck yeah, brother. 1.00

00:42:51.400 There you go. 1.00

00:42:51.820 You got it.

00:42:54.340 Like, and that's, like... 1.00

00:42:55.500 And I'm just hearing that shit. 0.99

00:42:56.640 Like, it took a couple nights. 1.00

00:42:58.700 I'm like, what the fuck are you listening to or watching? 1.00

00:43:01.500 Dude, your wife is gonna leave you for an arm wrestling champion. 1.00

00:43:03.820 I know.

00:43:04.200 That's crazy.

00:43:04.480 And then she was just like, no, it's arm wrestling. 0.98

00:43:05.920 I know.

00:43:06.200 It's cool.

00:43:06.660 They talk about the technique. 0.99

00:43:07.680 And then I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:43:09.200 Like, because all I hear is, like, trying to sleep. 1.00

00:43:10.960 And you're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:43:12.300 I've seen those shorts. 1.00

00:43:13.920 I know what you're talking about.

00:43:14.800 Because there's a guy that's, like, he was, like, world champion, like, mostly.

00:43:18.360 And, dude, he'll go into gyms and, like, challenge the entire gym and be like, I'll do all.

00:43:23.760 I'll, like, take on all of you. 0.98

00:43:25.480 I hate those guys. 1.00

00:43:26.240 And he's just, like, fucking just... 1.00

00:43:27.540 At my 30th birthday, I was so drunk, and I was in the best shape of my life. 0.99

00:43:31.080 And one of my friends came up to me, and he's like, dude, Clint, you're looking fucking jacked. 0.94

00:43:34.520 I bet I could still smoke you to arm wrestling. 1.00

00:43:36.180 So I fucking smoke his ass. 1.00

00:43:37.940 And then every single one of my guy friends lines up, and I have to arm wrestle every single one of them. 1.00

00:43:42.400 I woke up the next day, and my arm was, like, literally broken. 0.87

00:43:45.460 Like, I couldn't fucking move it. 0.95

00:43:47.060 It was so messed up. 0.81

00:43:48.240 Dickie says I have an IMDB.

00:43:50.220 Is that how IMDB works?

00:43:52.720 I don't even remember seeing it. 1.00

00:43:53.620 Dude, if you've been in gay porn, I am going to flip the fuck out. 1.00

00:43:56.640 And jerk off. 1.00

00:43:57.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:58.440 No, I don't know.

00:43:59.100 Maybe they list podcasts. 0.99

00:44:00.260 I don't know the fuck. 0.99

00:44:00.800 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:44:05.360 Urban Eggers.

00:44:06.100 Oh, I hate it, mama. 0.56

00:44:07.060 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:44:09.320 Noted white supremacist. 0.98

00:44:11.000 Why are you on there?

00:44:12.100 Who did that? 0.91

00:44:13.260 Is Tower Gang on there?

00:44:14.620 Wait, did it say noted white supremacist?

00:44:17.320 Is that what it says?

00:44:17.900 No.

00:44:19.140 I want to see if I'm on there.

00:44:22.000 That'd be weird.

00:44:22.820 I think you are.

00:44:23.640 Probably.

00:44:24.800 See, this is so much better.

00:44:25.920 I love this. 0.99

00:44:29.040 Actor sucks to be us. 0.99

00:44:30.700 No, you're on there. 1.00

00:44:31.660 There you are.

00:44:32.340 Oh, wow.

00:44:33.380 I've been on TimCast.

00:44:34.460 Hey.

00:44:34.780 Tom Woods.

00:44:35.380 Sam Tripp.

00:44:36.080 Wow.

00:44:36.520 I wonder if Tom Woods has one.

00:44:38.540 Because I know Reed's got to have one.

00:44:41.340 Top might.

00:44:42.460 There's no way in hell Cole or Toad do.

00:44:44.820 I have one.

00:44:46.900 Yeah.

00:44:47.480 Under Fat Dave.

00:44:50.340 So, Liberty Weekly Podcast?

00:44:51.880 Liberty Weekly Podcast?

00:44:53.080 Liberty Weekly.

00:44:53.680 I have been on.

00:44:54.460 Read Toad.

00:44:55.020 Oh, wait.

00:44:56.900 Tony might be because we were on a Chrissy Mayer's podcast.

00:44:59.480 I have been on.

00:45:00.740 Wait, wait.

00:45:01.360 I have been on Chrissy Mayer's podcast and on Liberty Weekly.

00:45:05.660 Dude, that was a good episode. 0.99

00:45:07.000 I remember trolling in the comments about like Holocaust shit. 0.99

00:45:09.480 She just didn't get it. 0.99

00:45:10.280 Well, by the way, I was going to say my favorite thing, though, is that the most listened to

00:45:19.460 or watched episode that we've ever done on Spotify was the Holocaust Denier.

00:45:23.920 Not Holocaust Denier.

00:45:24.620 Holocaust Revisionism with Ryan Dawson.

00:45:26.920 Did I forget that we did a Flat Earth episode with one of the most premier Flat Earth people

00:45:31.240 on the planet?

00:45:32.260 I missed that one.

00:45:33.120 Weird numbers.

00:45:33.900 I'll tell you.

00:45:34.740 Flat Earth Dave had a lot of numbers.

00:45:36.520 To me, this isn't even a competition. 1.00

00:45:38.120 It's fucking. 0.99

00:45:38.760 It's obviously Cole's plasma story. 1.00

00:45:41.860 Oh, yeah.

00:45:42.320 That was a great story.

00:45:43.500 It's the greatest thing that's ever happened.

00:45:45.920 It's up there with any podcast I've ever listened to. 0.84

00:45:48.300 It's so fucking funny.

00:45:50.020 I can't believe that I hadn't talked about it before that. 0.93

00:45:53.260 Because, I mean, we were like 90 episodes.

00:45:54.700 That's what made it so much better.

00:45:55.960 Because you were like, this isn't newsworthy.

00:45:58.820 Of course I gave blood for four and a half years.

00:46:00.780 This is normal. 0.99

00:46:01.260 It's fucking awesome. 0.87

00:46:02.640 Yeah, to me, it was like, this is like what just college students do. 0.97

00:46:06.040 They just give plasma because we're poor.

00:46:08.300 No, no.

00:46:09.160 You sell marijuana.

00:46:10.560 You don't send your blood away.

00:46:12.460 No, I worked at CVS.

00:46:14.360 Or that.

00:46:14.900 That's fine, too. 1.00

00:46:15.640 That's some nerdy shit. 1.00

00:46:16.460 You can do that. 1.00

00:46:17.620 God, that's so.

00:46:18.620 Someone also mentioned the Jose drinking cat.

00:46:20.800 Oh, that was a little dicky.

00:46:22.080 That was a letdown.

00:46:23.120 The cat milk didn't pay.

00:46:24.300 It was like two drops.

00:46:25.900 He didn't grow up.

00:46:26.540 If you were throwing up, I would have done that. 0.99

00:46:28.040 I don't have any fucking clue how hard it is. 0.99

00:46:30.920 And you do not get much. 0.98

00:46:32.500 You guys were like, expect me to bring a cup.

00:46:34.260 I'm like, you guys are asking me to spend like half a day of collecting cat milk. 1.00

00:46:38.660 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:46:39.940 Starving out the kittens. 1.00

00:46:41.200 Just kidding. 1.00

00:46:41.820 Just being like, it's for me, bitch. 1.00

00:46:43.400 I like to see Jose just stiff-arming these little kittens that are starving. 0.99

00:46:50.460 It's like, cat milk tax is basically what it is.

00:46:53.780 He's just like taking 90% of all the cat milk.

00:46:57.360 What other topics were we covering tonight?

00:46:59.700 We were talking about yay.

00:47:00.780 We were holding off.

00:47:01.300 Yay?

00:47:01.820 We have videos of yay on Alex Jones.

00:47:04.320 That's what we're going to do.

00:47:05.020 Oh, do you have the video of the – what was the one that we wanted to play at the start of the episode?

00:47:12.180 It was the other video that was really funny.

00:47:14.600 Oh, the yay one with –

00:47:16.760 Oh, Gavin.

00:47:17.380 With Gavin.

00:47:17.920 Gavin McGinnis.

00:47:18.680 That's probably like the hardest one to defend of all the things he said.

00:47:22.600 I don't have that one in the list.

00:47:25.460 No, I will defend it.

00:47:26.820 I will find a way to defend it.

00:47:29.800 Whoa.

00:47:30.080 Oh, I forgot about that.

00:47:31.380 Benzo said that the favorite was the Break the Cycle and our podcast mashup when the fakertarians, 1.00

00:47:36.960 whenever he brought it in.

00:47:38.600 Do you feel bad about that? 0.99

00:47:39.320 So fucking mad. 0.99

00:47:40.540 It's a lot. 0.99

00:47:40.880 Oh, yeah.

00:47:41.380 That's where that clip of me going like, ooh.

00:47:44.540 I think that's from that podcast.

00:47:46.160 Yeah, there was – I mean, that was such a great episode of Break the Cycle.

00:47:50.200 She only likes it because I showed my nips in that one. 1.00

00:47:54.340 I'm trying to think of any other, like –

00:47:55.660 Actually, you guys on my show, which was basically – it was The Six of Us, so that is Tower Gang.

00:48:00.200 That's what got you nuked.

00:48:01.840 Episode 200.

00:48:03.160 Yeah.

00:48:03.360 I'm trying to – there was the one with Spike where we made Spike try to play Kyker Reich,

00:48:09.680 and he was like, I'm not playing this.

00:48:11.800 No, no, no.

00:48:12.880 The original show title was Kyker Reich.

00:48:14.820 We were like, I don't think he'll be okay with that. 0.99

00:48:17.040 So we needed less of it for him, and he was still a faggot about it. 1.00

00:48:20.880 That's right. 0.99

00:48:21.780 We changed it to Zion or Zyklon, and he was still like –

00:48:23.900 It is so funny to me that we talked to the vice presidential candidate about –

00:48:29.200 I can't believe he came on.

00:48:30.960 Oh, my God.

00:48:31.880 There was so – I mean, then we talked to Angela, and Angela was so much better.

00:48:35.660 Yeah, Angela was great.

00:48:37.160 Actually, it was a really great episode with Angela McArdle. 0.99

00:48:39.440 She handled that well, and Spike was kind of a faggot. 1.00

00:48:42.360 A fun episode, man. 0.99

00:48:43.480 It really lended to the Top Lobster-like test. 0.98

00:48:48.080 He basically – he can sniff out a fucking – I don't know. 0.99

00:48:53.660 What would you call him? 1.00

00:48:54.860 A Jew? 0.78

00:48:55.720 Yeah.

00:49:00.080 He called him a Spike.

00:49:01.480 He sniffed him out real quick.

00:49:03.920 My favorite episode –

00:49:05.360 He was like, Cohen, let's check out Past the –

00:49:08.360 Past the –

00:49:09.360 Early life.

00:49:11.000 Early life.

00:49:12.060 You'll get an early out check.

00:49:14.140 All right.

00:49:14.400 Let's play.

00:49:15.820 All right.

00:49:16.360 Is this the Gavin one?

00:49:17.780 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:49:19.440 Blacks are overrepresented in violent crime, but when you meet an individual black person, 1.00

00:49:24.440 you don't apply that. 0.99

00:49:25.960 You start with a fresh slate every time you meet someone.

00:49:27.760 Do you do that with Jews? 1.00

00:49:29.220 Nope.

00:49:29.500 This intervention isn't going very well.

00:49:38.420 That's amazing.

00:49:39.460 That's the first time I've seen that clip.

00:49:41.400 Oh, you've never seen that?

00:49:42.340 Oh, it's so great.

00:49:43.460 It's just –

00:49:44.500 Nope. 1.00

00:49:46.180 Holy shit. 0.99

00:49:46.740 I mean, it literally is just the – like the gig of Chad. 0.99

00:49:50.460 Like that's basically what they're just being like, nope, nope.

00:49:52.920 I don't believe in my day.

00:49:54.480 I know we've already had this discussion ad nauseum, so I won't go into it. 0.97

00:49:58.000 But I honestly think that this is a fucking bit. 0.89

00:50:00.380 I don't know. 0.98

00:50:00.940 The way that question is phrased, it's like you got to think how – the type of Jews he

00:50:05.880 probably interacts with regularly are probably people like, you know, producers.

00:50:10.720 They're the Hollywood Jews. 1.00

00:50:12.340 You know, Hollywood type.

00:50:14.040 So there's a higher chance when he's running into them that it would make sense that he

00:50:18.540 wouldn't have this clean slate for each one of them.

00:50:20.780 Like he's going to have this guard up.

00:50:21.280 Yeah, that makes sense because he's coming in with it.

00:50:23.800 I mean –

00:50:24.320 Cole, how do you feel when you see a new black person?

00:50:27.640 Be honest. 0.93

00:50:28.000 When I see a new black person, like just a baby born one? 1.00

00:50:32.320 Like a new baby? 0.98

00:50:33.920 Who are you?

00:50:35.720 When you see a newborn black baby, it is truly a miracle because that means that they weren't 1.00

00:50:41.140 aborted.

00:50:42.340 I knew where you were going before you even started talking.

00:50:44.840 I mean, I'm actually not racist.

00:50:48.940 So like I – the most of the people I talk to at the gym are black guys.

00:50:52.580 That's a good one, Cole.

00:50:57.480 Okay. 0.86

00:50:59.800 So when you see a black person at the gym, what do you think? 0.92

00:51:02.840 I actually – I mean, one, like, wow, they're really toned and they barely work out. 0.97

00:51:08.280 That's just irritating, isn't it?

00:51:10.080 It is, dude. 0.99

00:51:10.800 Like they're always doing like weird fucking workouts. 0.98

00:51:12.700 I did have a tweet that I wanted to put out. 0.99

00:51:14.140 You got all this natural talent. 1.00

00:51:15.360 You're too goddamn lazy. 0.99

00:51:16.500 Cole, Cole, wait. 1.00

00:51:19.280 Robbing a convenience store is not a workout.

00:51:24.140 The cardio of running away is.

00:51:28.260 But I did want to – I did have a tweet. 0.93

00:51:32.220 It was like in the holster ready to go of like never take advice from a black guy at the gym 1.00

00:51:38.720 because their workouts don't apply because they have different muscles than we do.

00:51:41.880 And like – because I saw – I literally did see a black guy do like a workout I've never seen before.

00:51:48.960 And I was like that's some like weird thing that they – like they know these weird other muscles that can work

00:51:55.040 that I just don't have as a white guy. 0.78

00:51:57.180 It's a weird way to admit that you've been getting cucked.

00:52:00.000 You're like, I've never seen that workout before.

00:52:02.100 I've never seen that.

00:52:02.840 Really bottomed my wife out there. 1.00

00:52:05.080 I've never seen that move before. 0.99

00:52:07.260 Wait, you're behind her and her ass is like basically – I've never seen that. 1.00

00:52:11.120 I forgot we got Alex Stein and Morton. 0.99

00:52:13.800 I forgot we did that.

00:52:14.840 I honestly totally blanked on that.

00:52:16.400 Yeah, there's like – I've forgotten so much of what we've done.

00:52:19.000 And then I go look and think – then someone reminded me and be like, oh, yeah.

00:52:21.880 You know what?

00:52:22.120 We are kind of awesome. 0.73

00:52:23.820 We had the – both of those were really fucking – like I remember Alex was hilarious.

00:52:30.400 And he did a live troll with us there. 0.86

00:52:33.720 He took our advice on the troll and then did it live.

00:52:36.140 And then Miles was just – like Miles was just great. 0.98

00:52:39.880 And he talked about how he doesn't masturbate. 0.67

00:52:42.260 And he talked about – 0.90

00:52:43.100 He's like a base god.

00:52:44.400 Yeah, he's like –

00:52:45.440 And so many of these people have gone on to more success after they went on our show.

00:52:51.560 It's been –

00:52:52.000 We're the cave makers, baby.

00:52:52.980 It's a legit thing.

00:52:54.560 I mean, it was –

00:52:55.760 And we've gotten worse and now we don't get any guests.

00:52:58.540 I mean, we just refuse.

00:53:00.600 We just don't get guests.

00:53:02.000 All the Crip Daddy ones.

00:53:03.960 All the Crip Daddy episodes are great.

00:53:07.160 I know those are Clint's favorites with Crip Daddy.

00:53:10.120 Oh, those are incredible.

00:53:11.540 Dude, I'm random.

00:53:12.360 He's just so funny.

00:53:12.940 He's my new favorite.

00:53:13.380 I actually – those are – that probably – we've had them on what?

00:53:16.060 We've had them twice, haven't we now?

00:53:17.140 We've had them on twice and we've had Crip Daddy on – 0.73

00:53:18.780 The first one was like probably if I had to make a top five or top ten, I'd be my top five favorite.

00:53:23.520 Just because – I don't know why.

00:53:24.900 Something about him, I'm just like – you're just like the – that voice in the back of your head, like unrestrained.

00:53:31.800 And it's like – I feel like he's like that part of my head.

00:53:36.760 Random is my Kanye.

00:53:38.020 It's like I don't know where it ends and where it begins.

00:53:40.860 Random's second episode, the plasma episode.

00:53:43.820 That was the plasma episode.

00:53:44.520 It was one of my favorites, yeah.

00:53:45.920 And Crip Daddy, his first episode that he was on with us was one of my favorites as well. 0.99

00:53:50.000 Then we also had Josh Denny taking a shit in the middle. 0.99

00:53:54.800 We had him. 0.99

00:53:55.640 That was so good.

00:53:56.580 That was a really good episode.

00:53:57.420 That was a great episode.

00:53:58.100 The first one with Josh Denny was one of – like another really good one.

00:54:00.960 He's so funny.

00:54:02.260 He was such a great – I mean we also had on Royce once. 0.98

00:54:07.260 That was fucked because we were all in the same room. 0.90

00:54:09.140 We had Patriot J and that episode was amazing. 0.99

00:54:11.920 Patriot J was really good.

00:54:13.840 And then the bad ones on the other side, it's funny to think about.

00:54:17.540 We had on the other comedians that was just on with Malice.

00:54:21.800 Lou Perez?

00:54:22.840 Lou Perez.

00:54:23.540 We had Lou Perez.

00:54:24.040 Yeah, we had Lou Perez.

00:54:24.660 That was awful.

00:54:26.460 That was not good.

00:54:27.060 Yeah, yeah, but he gave you guys –

00:54:28.460 He was not down for our jokes.

00:54:29.660 He gave you guys Uncle Toad though, so that's what came out of that episode.

00:54:33.360 And then Sam – that's the short Irish guy or Scottish.

00:54:39.720 Anthony Samaroff.

00:54:40.700 Anthony Samaroff.

00:54:41.180 We had him on – 1.00

00:54:41.820 That was a fucking – 0.99

00:54:42.660 No surprise, yeah. 0.99

00:54:43.780 I don't know. 0.99

00:54:44.080 That was such a fuck of the episode. 0.95

00:54:45.160 I mean it's just like you look back and we're like we just had – 0.97

00:54:50.580 I mean there was a time where we had to switch to two episodes a week

00:54:54.200 because we were getting –

00:54:55.220 It was people asking –

00:54:56.900 People were asking to come on our show.

00:54:58.640 Yeah, Flat Earth Dave asked to come on our show.

00:55:00.400 Yeah, we had multiple people.

00:55:01.500 So we did have to switch to two episodes a week because we couldn't –

00:55:05.360 Slow the ego down. 0.99

00:55:07.940 Flat Earth Dave has a booker who fucking DMs people 24-7. 0.99

00:55:11.800 I've gotten like 17 different requests to go on to be locked down from that dude. 0.99

00:55:15.340 Oh, yeah.

00:55:16.000 You should accept that, please, Ben.

00:55:17.620 I want to see the Flat Earth Dave.

00:55:18.960 I refuse.

00:55:20.040 I don't even respond.

00:55:21.120 I'm just like no.

00:55:22.280 But it was other people.

00:55:23.760 There was a lot of other podcasts that were asking.

00:55:25.340 No, I know.

00:55:25.700 I know. 0.96

00:55:26.140 It was kind of ridiculous. 0.66

00:55:27.820 I mean also shout out to –

00:55:28.780 I mean there was having the Binding the Bullet guys, Typo and Luke.

00:55:33.580 Those were always great to have on.

00:55:34.740 A couple of times, yeah.

00:55:35.220 They did the 9-11 episode.

00:55:36.480 Libertarian Friendship Simulator with –

00:55:39.740 They got us nukes.

00:55:40.740 They got us nukes.

00:55:41.880 They were the first nukes. 0.94

00:55:42.900 Oh, Adam Kokesh.

00:55:43.340 First strike.

00:55:44.440 Oh, Adam Kokesh.

00:55:45.800 Adam Kokesh actually got the champ.

00:55:47.880 That was awesome, Luke.

00:55:48.480 That was fun.

00:55:49.300 That was a fun one.

00:55:50.440 Oh, and we had Gino Bisconti. 0.99

00:55:52.240 I totally forgot we had a fucking drunk-ass Gino coming in and just – 1.00

00:55:58.020 I understand why they fucking punch him in the face, man. 0.99

00:56:02.240 That guy was like – 0.99

00:56:03.240 He was cheating.

00:56:05.100 Dude, when Adam Kokesh was on and Tom was just like,

00:56:07.800 Adam, that's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:56:09.720 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:56:10.880 Like just think of the dumbest thing you can think of and then drop it down below. 1.00

00:56:14.900 That was so bad. 0.98

00:56:17.040 Dude, according to our little Dickie, he says he's another funny internet thing.

00:56:21.320 So I don't know how much credence we want to give him with this.

00:56:23.420 Oh, yes.

00:56:23.840 I have seen this.

00:56:24.360 This is so great.

00:56:25.600 Oh, yeah.

00:56:26.340 A libertarian podcast known for hard R's, sex talks, and sometimes serious talks with sad attempts at comedy.

00:56:32.100 The main hosts are Toad, a bearded incel who makes obnoxious jokes that nobody laughs at.

00:56:36.580 Jose, a midget who records from his child's bedroom. 0.99

00:56:40.420 That Dave, a wannabe comedian who may be a Klan member. 1.00

00:56:43.500 Clint, a 40-year-old going through a midlife crisis and using the podcast as his therapy session.

00:56:48.480 Accurate.

00:56:49.280 Reed, a gay trucker who raided the Capitol in a Buffalo suit and top lobster. 0.99

00:56:53.440 Everyone's favorite Hispanic. 0.99

00:56:54.900 Don't ask Martha Bueno.

00:56:56.280 Guy one.

00:56:57.060 Bro, did you see that episode of Tower Gang?

00:56:58.940 Guy two. 1.00

00:56:59.680 Dude, that is the gayest shit I have ever seen. 1.00

00:57:01.460 Video, you can say we had sex, but we didn't fuck by Ofer Nave. 1.00

00:57:05.600 Thank you, Ofer. 0.99

00:57:06.380 Thank you, Ofer.

00:57:07.060 Ofer denies that it's damn accurate.

00:57:09.400 I don't see any misreporting in that entire paragraph.

00:57:12.900 I do like that.

00:57:14.060 Why is there links for Fat Dave, One of the Comedian, and Therapy Session?

00:57:18.280 Because I feel like... 0.99

00:57:19.520 Although I'm not gay, I like sex with straight dudes. 1.00

00:57:22.880 Just saying. 0.97

00:57:23.700 What's really offensive about that is that was written in May, and at the time I was 39. 0.99

00:57:27.980 So what the fuck is your problem, Ofer? 0.98

00:57:30.400 Yeah, no, Ofer denies that he did it. 0.99

00:57:33.340 He was like, it wasn't me.

00:57:35.040 He still denies it.

00:57:36.040 I mean, and he would 100% say if he did it.

00:57:38.920 But I can't even comprehend why someone other than him would do that.

00:57:43.040 I know, but it's a real fan, though, because they knew that he's in the chat, so they had to...

00:57:46.960 Yeah, it's a super fan.

00:57:48.740 They're like, I'm going to make it look like it was this Ofer guy.

00:57:50.820 Oh, I got to tell you guys about...

00:57:52.420 Is that Fat Dave mug?

00:57:53.380 I got to tell you guys about what happened to me.

00:57:55.980 This may not be, I guess, super duper funny, but it's like confounding, and I want to ask you guys what you think.

00:58:01.520 I think it's a little bit funny, too.

00:58:02.660 So the other day, I got a DoorDash or some shit, and right around the time it was supposed to come, I got a call, and I assumed it was a DoorDash or maybe some sort of problem, something. 0.68

00:58:13.520 And I didn't recognize the number. 0.54

00:58:14.640 I usually don't answer numbers I don't recognize, but I knew a DoorDash was coming.

00:58:17.780 I answered it and picked up, and then I was like, hello?

00:58:20.600 And they go, can I help you?

00:58:22.720 And I was like, what? 0.86

00:58:24.920 And I'm like, I'm expecting food or some shit, and I'm like, what? 0.94

00:58:30.740 And they're like, I was like, I think I said something like, are you the DoorDash? 0.94

00:58:34.780 And I'm like, I don't know, I said, you called me, is what I said.

00:58:40.980 And they go, you called me.

00:58:46.160 And I was like, what?

00:58:47.620 I don't recall calling you.

00:58:49.560 Maybe I butt-dialed, although I don't really ever butt-dialed, so I was like, I thought that was weird.

00:58:53.280 And then she's like, is this your number?

00:58:55.840 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:58:56.460 I'm not going to dox myself.

00:58:57.660 I almost did, just saying it.

00:58:59.180 I've got to remember the story.

00:59:00.920 But I said my number, and I was like, you called me.

00:59:03.920 And I was like, well, I don't recall doing that.

00:59:06.680 I'm sorry.

00:59:07.820 And then I just hung up.

00:59:09.560 I checked my phone, went through for a while.

00:59:12.440 I've never called this person. 0.98

00:59:14.540 And so it was like, what is the fucking angle here? 0.98

00:59:18.860 I don't even understand what happened. 0.99

00:59:20.440 I didn't call this woman.

00:59:22.240 Occam's Razor?

00:59:24.460 Maybe they called the wrong number back?

00:59:26.580 I don't know.

00:59:27.160 I don't know how that's possible in this modern-

00:59:29.660 Occam's Razor, it's a prank to try and trigger people's schizophrenia.

00:59:33.560 Yeah, for me, that was like-

00:59:35.020 That's true.

00:59:35.800 Because look at you right now.

00:59:37.380 You're questioning everything. 1.00

00:59:38.420 It fucking worked. 0.99

00:59:39.380 By the way, you've been activated now. 1.00

00:59:42.080 You're going to do some bad things.

00:59:44.100 Can I help you?

00:59:45.040 And he's like, go to the Capitol on January 6th.

00:59:47.240 Because this is American old man. 0.74

00:59:49.160 I was just stood there for like five minutes like, what?

00:59:52.620 Like, I can't even wrap my mind around that.

00:59:55.040 Like, it makes no rhyme or reason. 1.00

00:59:56.880 Like, I never called this fucking woman. 0.99

00:59:58.880 Dude, this is actually- 1.00

01:00:00.380 This is such a great prank to do to people.

01:00:03.000 And be like, just call random numbers.

01:00:05.340 And then just say they're never-

01:00:06.300 Like, no, you called me.

01:00:07.640 Like, multiple times.

01:00:09.760 Like, I have-

01:00:10.560 Like, please stop. 0.99

01:00:12.320 And they're just like, what the fuck is going on? 0.85

01:00:14.600 I did have a string of like three or four days where three different people, like, wrong number texted me. 0.97

01:00:22.520 It was like really random.

01:00:24.120 I don't know. 0.99

01:00:24.600 It was just a coincidence or somebody was fucking with me. 0.96

01:00:27.180 Someone's saying in the chat they do that for a scam thing. 0.97

01:00:29.680 But like, what's the angle?

01:00:31.300 Like, I don't know if they're going to-

01:00:32.280 No, no, no, no.

01:00:32.920 He's saying that they spoofed your number and they called that person.

01:00:37.540 And then so that person called back thinking it was like-

01:00:40.220 Oh.

01:00:41.240 Yeah, they spoofed your number.

01:00:42.720 Oh, they spoofed your number.

01:00:44.080 Yeah, I got you. 0.99

01:00:44.600 I don't know what the fuck spoof means, but I think I know. 0.99

01:00:47.060 Like, they call from their phone, but they can make it look like it's your number. 0.99

01:00:50.940 This is like an Aaron Brink thing where he's like, he's pushing a vitamin and he gets kicked in the nuts, but it's not really specific to something he's selling.

01:00:59.060 It's just, what is going on?

01:01:01.560 Yeah, I will say really quick, there were some like crank calls that went on between like me and my friends in high school.

01:01:09.460 One of my friends, a bunch of us were at another friend's house and he decided-

01:01:14.820 One second, one second.

01:01:16.400 I'm going to let you finish.

01:01:17.040 Can we take bets on if this is going to be funny or not?

01:01:18.680 Because I have-

01:01:19.660 We're on a time limit, so-

01:01:22.760 This is going to be quick.

01:01:24.720 I have like plus 100 on not being funny.

01:01:29.140 Plus 100?

01:01:29.700 Those are close to even odds, man.

01:01:33.300 The longer that story was going, I'm like, oh.

01:01:36.000 Those are close to even odds.

01:01:38.000 It got past three seconds and we were like, cut it.

01:01:40.600 I figured that was a good time to just check my phone.

01:01:42.600 My friend crank called the local Chinese restaurant in town, told them that he had found a cat that was killed in the middle of the road, roadkill, and asked them if they would cook it for him.

01:01:54.460 They put him on the phone with the manager and the manager said, yes, bring it down.

01:01:59.760 Really?

01:02:01.160 Chinese restaurant.

01:02:02.740 I think you made this up.

01:02:04.100 No, I'm not making it up.

01:02:05.920 He was like, he heard me making fun of him about the house and he was like, I got to think of a story now.

01:02:10.960 No, no, this is in 2008.

01:02:12.340 Oh, it really happened.

01:02:14.400 No, this guy I knew, Adam, was the one who decided to make that call.

01:02:17.460 Yeah, you give names that no one can prove to make it seem more legit.

01:02:21.320 It was Adam.

01:02:22.060 We were on 35th Street.

01:02:24.020 It was me, Adam, Kyle, and Dave.

01:02:26.240 And we were all there.

01:02:27.220 It was me, Adam, Mike, and a couple other guys.

01:02:32.360 Jose, your story resonates with me because I get phone calls all the time and they call me from a number that looks like my number and then I'll pick up and I'll be like, hello?

01:02:43.160 And they'll be like, they don't even know what they're doing on the other line.

01:02:47.880 It's like a Chinese person. 0.99

01:02:48.820 I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 0.97

01:02:50.100 It's every day from like a different weird number. 0.99

01:02:52.960 So I'm like, you're trying to scam me, but you just haven't figured out how.

01:02:55.760 I didn't want to break it to you guys, but like I've been spoofing phone numbers and calling top every day and acting like a Chinese person just to make him more racist. 0.73

01:03:04.760 I didn't want to like, I didn't want to, because it's episode 100, I feel like I should like let the cat out of the bag.

01:03:09.580 I've been doing this for months.

01:03:11.020 We got to get him off the Jews. 1.00

01:03:12.560 Get him on the Chinese. 0.95

01:03:14.720 It is, by the way, it's very easy to get a new number.

01:03:19.980 It is extremely easy just off an app and you can just get multiple numbers over and over again.

01:03:24.700 I had one because I didn't have a signal at my house.

01:03:28.660 And so I was like, I wasn't getting work calls.

01:03:31.580 I wasn't getting anything.

01:03:32.220 So I just downloaded an app.

01:03:34.520 It just gave me a number from my area code.

01:03:36.920 And then I just forwarded my number to that number.

01:03:39.640 And it worked great on Wi-Fi.

01:03:41.360 But it just, it made me think like, wow, you can just literally just make up.

01:03:44.600 You can just like make a hundred phone calls.

01:03:47.360 Like those numbers have to be free.

01:03:48.720 It's 100% free.

01:03:49.680 It's going to bounce.

01:03:50.140 You want to do plugs real quick?

01:03:51.320 I think you guys don't have to leave.

01:03:53.460 I just, I got to go.

01:03:54.620 But it's been a pleasure to be on Tower Gang.

01:03:58.480 I certainly, when I was sitting in that truck stop in Cortez, Colorado, and went on the first time,

01:04:03.520 I certainly didn't think I was joining an enterprise that would last 100 episodes.

01:04:08.220 There we are.

01:04:08.660 They're on our knees now.

01:04:09.440 They're unpaid. 0.98

01:04:09.800 It's been gay. 1.00

01:04:10.700 It's been retarded. 1.00

01:04:12.260 It's been stupid. 1.00

01:04:13.220 It's been niggardly. 1.00

01:04:14.240 It's been everything.

01:04:15.120 So thanks for including me.

01:04:18.020 Love you, big bear.

01:04:19.280 It's been an honor serving with you on the front lines of the retard fight. 1.00

01:04:23.120 That's right.

01:04:23.540 I'm sure I'll make at least 15 episodes between 200 and 300.

01:04:27.600 At least.

01:04:28.180 Probably ask for. 1.00

01:04:29.100 We're just skipping 100 to 200 shit. 1.00

01:04:31.760 You're like LeBron of this fucking thing. 1.00

01:04:34.940 Oh, you want to tell me what happened to you? 1.00

01:04:35.980 I'm more like Kawhi Leonard.

01:04:36.960 Yeah, Kawhi Leonard.

01:04:37.780 He just comes in.

01:04:38.760 He's like, he's back.

01:04:40.100 Serious moment.

01:04:40.920 You want to tell me what happened to your YouTube real quick?

01:04:42.800 Oh, yeah, so I woke up this morning, had an email that said your YouTube has been suspended

01:04:48.820 for repeated serious offenses to the terms of agreement.

01:04:55.480 And so.

01:04:55.980 You're like, that sounds accurate.

01:04:57.580 Yeah.

01:04:58.560 I was kind of.

01:04:59.580 Yes.

01:05:00.140 And.

01:05:00.420 I expected this email.

01:05:04.020 I only had one warning from like October 2021.

01:05:09.640 No strikes.

01:05:10.360 And they removed the whole thing.

01:05:11.340 So I just emailed them and tagged them on Twitter.

01:05:13.900 And within like an hour, they put it back up.

01:05:17.000 And then they went and removed one of my videos from like last July because we talked about

01:05:22.180 the vaccine.

01:05:23.360 So somebody seems to be reporting things and trying to find somewhere for me to get taken

01:05:28.920 down.

01:05:29.400 Somebody.

01:05:30.360 Yeah.

01:05:30.660 I mean, who, I don't know who they are, but I don't know.

01:05:33.800 David fight.

01:05:34.780 You know, who they are.

01:05:35.920 They really got you.

01:05:38.380 All I can say is that this group of people identifies as they them because that's what

01:05:42.780 I call them.

01:05:44.960 Well, I'm glad it was overdone.

01:05:46.280 By the time I woke up, it was the crisis that already ended.

01:05:49.640 So it was perfect for me.

01:05:50.900 If we didn't make noise on Twitter, they do like, I feel like we should have done that

01:05:55.080 with ours.

01:05:56.420 It'd be nice if Twitter support responded on Twitter.

01:05:57.280 If it would have happened if we just made enough noise, they would have made it.

01:06:00.540 Imagine if we had sent like a serious like, hey, we're on a strike and it's completely

01:06:06.720 unjust.

01:06:07.240 And they're like, no, we got this one right.

01:06:14.920 That would be funny.

01:06:15.760 When this next one gets nuked, that's 100% what we got to do. 1.00

01:06:18.680 Do a serious like, this is not okay, tag like Elon, tag fucking. 0.97

01:06:24.460 Tag people that aren't included in the YouTube. 0.99

01:06:27.280 Don't even tag YouTube.

01:06:28.640 Reid, before you leave, could you give us an impersonation of any minority group?

01:06:34.960 Oh, no.

01:06:35.720 Any minority group.

01:06:37.980 Any of your choice. 0.96

01:06:38.960 Could you, could you pretend to be black for a few minutes? 0.52

01:06:41.320 Like, but, but from the hood, like the darkest part. 0.92

01:06:44.320 He literally hasn't seen a black person.

01:06:47.340 He left. 0.70

01:06:48.720 He left. 0.93

01:06:48.980 That was an amazing impression of a black father. 0.95

01:06:53.880 That's all it takes to make Reid leave. 1.00

01:06:55.700 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:06:57.580 Oh, I tried. 1.00

01:06:58.540 I tried. 1.00

01:06:59.180 Let's giggle at some more Kanye shit. 1.00

01:07:01.140 Let's do it. 1.00

01:07:02.060 That's like my, dude, I cannot tell you. 0.90

01:07:04.300 I cannot tell you how fucking, like, if I was a standup comedian, and really even me, 0.69

01:07:08.600 like, we kind of do this sort of comedy show, but it's like, we revel in the fact that like, 0.97

01:07:12.260 we know we're not professional comedians.

01:07:14.020 But like, to be involved in comedy whatsoever and watch this interview, it's almost like,

01:07:19.040 you're like, what am I even doing? 0.90

01:07:20.140 Like, this is so fucking funny. 0.95

01:07:23.360 This is really funny. 0.99

01:07:24.940 Dick, little Dickie has to full screen these, by the way.

01:07:28.100 And also, you can see what his Twitter is.

01:07:30.800 Yeah.

01:07:31.220 Go ahead and play it.

01:07:33.080 You're not Hitler.

01:07:34.420 You're not a Nazi.

01:07:35.640 You don't deserve to be called that a demonized.

01:07:37.480 Well, I, I see, I, I see good things about Hitler. 1.00

01:07:43.220 Also, the Jews, I love everyone.

01:07:46.000 And Jewish people are not going to tell me. 1.00

01:07:47.640 You can love this.

01:07:50.820 The American Psycho, American History X, and you can love what we're doing to you with the contracts.

01:07:55.860 And you can love what we're, you know, what we're pushing with the pornography.

01:07:59.780 But this guy that invented highways.

01:08:02.480 Well, actually, Alex Jones brought up American History X, and I'm done with that.

01:08:11.460 I'm done with the classifications.

01:08:13.680 Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table.

01:08:18.200 Especially Hitler. 0.85

01:08:20.480 Yeah, especially Hitler. 0.52

01:08:22.060 Because you can kind of, you can kind of agree with him.

01:08:24.300 You can kind of go like, you can see where he's going to kick where he's like, everybody brings something good to the table.

01:08:29.320 At least, like, even the worst people still, like, they'll still, you know, help out their mom with it.

01:08:35.340 I mean, it's something even small.

01:08:37.020 Because, like, especially Hitler, though. 0.64

01:08:38.700 Like, he's, like, really, he's really good.

01:08:42.340 You could, you could interpret it both ways, though.

01:08:44.220 Because it could have been, like, like, even Hitler. 0.52

01:08:46.560 But he just said especially. 0.98

01:08:48.360 Right, because he's so retarded that, yeah, he just used the wrong word, maybe. 0.72

01:08:51.820 Or, as Clint's been saying, it is a bit like the Joaquin Phoenix there. 0.96

01:08:56.900 He was pretending to be a rapper for three years.

01:08:58.520 That's my honest interpretation after reading that thread.

01:09:01.380 I'm still here.

01:09:01.940 Is that he's just trying to say the most inappropriate thing to test the bounds of free speech.

01:09:06.220 Anyways, there's one other clip.

01:09:07.800 If we can get this.

01:09:08.440 I don't know if you guys have it ready.

01:09:09.880 By the way, real quick.

01:09:10.720 If people actually want serious, like, breakdown of the Yee Show, I guess as serious as it can be.

01:09:16.220 I genuinely think my show yesterday was the best overall coverage of it at all.

01:09:23.300 Like, I had Clint, Reed, Patriot Jay, his girlfriend popped in a little bit.

01:09:28.140 Olivia, I forget, Rodrigo or Rodrigo?

01:09:30.880 Rondau.

01:09:32.080 Rondau.

01:09:32.980 Rondau. 1.00

01:09:33.900 Some ethnic shit. 1.00

01:09:35.720 Some ethnic shit. 1.00

01:09:37.960 Cole knows it because you can just think of Rizan Rondau. 1.00

01:09:40.680 Jason Rink showed up. 1.00

01:09:42.440 The fucking guy who was with Yee. 1.00

01:09:44.820 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:09:45.640 We wish.

01:09:46.220 Yeah, he's related to Aaron Brink, yeah.

01:09:48.100 Yeah, no, it was everything.

01:09:49.780 I mean, I think it's a top as well.

01:09:51.380 Like, it was, we actually legitimately, I think, broke that down in a really good way. 0.99

01:09:55.800 Yeah, and that story from Jason Rink is must-see shit. 0.97

01:09:58.860 So, if you're watching this, as soon as we're done here, go watch that. 0.93

01:10:01.280 By the way, I like how Clint was calling Aaron Brink Jason Brink for, like, the whole episode last week.

01:10:06.960 It's because I was thinking of Jason Rink.

01:10:08.420 I know.

01:10:09.460 Because I just had him on my show, like, two weeks ago.

01:10:11.040 I know, I thought it was funny.

01:10:12.320 All right, hey, play this. 0.99

01:10:13.200 This is the apex of fucking comedy that has ever happened. 0.99

01:10:16.820 Go ahead. 0.99

01:10:17.080 All right.

01:10:17.420 We have a few more clues.

01:10:18.340 I've said it, the most Nazi-like activities I've seen, and the Nazis, in my view, were thugs that shook people down to a lot of really bad things.

01:10:25.400 But they did good things, too.

01:10:26.540 We're going to stop dissing the Nazis all the time.

01:10:30.020 We're going to get to that.

01:10:30.940 I've said it, the most Nazi-like activities I've seen. 0.78

01:10:35.780 Let it play, let it play, let it play. 0.98

01:10:38.580 And the Nazis, in my view, were thugs. 0.92

01:10:39.840 No, it's on repeat. 0.98

01:10:41.060 Yeah, it's repeat.

01:10:41.900 Yeah, that was it.

01:10:42.900 That was it.

01:10:43.260 No, I know it was.

01:10:44.420 I said it.

01:10:44.860 Oh, you just wanted to see it.

01:10:46.060 I thought there was one that was better that was, like, he was going to a break.

01:10:50.720 It was, it was.

01:10:51.600 Yeah, you're right.

01:10:52.180 You're right.

01:10:52.520 What was that one?

01:10:53.540 Was that this?

01:10:54.640 Or was that...

01:10:55.180 No, there was one where they were going to the break.

01:10:56.520 Multiple, I think.

01:10:57.300 Ye just, like, said from out of nowhere again, like, I love Hitler. 0.86

01:11:02.080 No, he didn't want to go, I like Hitler. 0.96

01:11:03.820 Like, it was just, like, a little...

01:11:05.160 I like Hitler. 1.00

01:11:05.600 That was the one that's, like, pretty damn good, too, just because of the timing of, like...

01:11:08.700 No, that's the best one.

01:11:09.500 He's just like, I like Hitler. 0.98

01:11:10.600 Yeah, the clips that people were playing where he said, I like Hitler, he literally said,

01:11:15.280 I like Zionist, the very next sentence. 0.90

01:11:18.060 He says it, like, four different times.

01:11:20.760 He's just, I mean, he's just amazing.

01:11:23.560 Dude, the Shapiro jokes, the Netanyahu... 0.76

01:11:26.660 Do we have the Netanyahu clip?

01:11:28.880 We must, right?

01:11:29.440 I think we might.

01:11:30.320 The Netanyahu clips. 0.71

01:11:31.960 I thought the Netanyahu was the lamest part of the entire thing. 1.00

01:11:35.660 Oh, everything else was...

01:11:36.940 You know, I love it, because I love dad jokes.

01:11:39.120 That was, like, Def Jam comedy black stuff.

01:11:41.280 Like, I don't get this kind of comedy, but go for it.

01:11:43.580 I don't know, I loved it. 0.95

01:11:44.860 It's so ridiculous. 0.91

01:11:45.520 It's, like, dad joke stuff. 0.98

01:11:48.400 They are going to have to listen up.

01:11:50.940 What we did is we brought Netanyahu with us.

01:11:54.440 I love that he brings a Bible as well.

01:11:59.120 He brings a Bible.

01:12:00.460 He's just, like...

01:12:02.060 Netanyahu, what do you have to say?

01:12:05.380 What do you have to say to Alex Jones right now, Nick Fuentes and Ye?

01:12:09.960 It was bad.

01:12:11.500 It was bad.

01:12:12.100 It was bad.

01:12:12.240 It was bad.

01:12:14.540 Okay.

01:12:19.000 It's going to sound like that, Netanyahu. 1.00

01:12:20.780 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

01:12:23.280 You don't like Netanyahu. 1.00

01:12:24.460 He just sits back.

01:12:25.540 He's just, like, what do you think about that?

01:12:26.800 I tell Alex Jones.

01:12:28.320 I also love Nick Fuentes.

01:12:30.740 It's just, like...

01:12:31.580 I thought he had a funny name.

01:12:33.640 I heard he's, like, really into, like... 0.83

01:12:35.640 He's, like, a super killer. 0.90

01:12:36.880 I could die for saying this, so... 0.88

01:12:38.800 It's just the last time you ever hear from me.

01:12:43.300 That's the best part. 0.96

01:12:44.640 So fucking great. 0.98

01:12:45.780 No, this is the best part. 0.99

01:12:47.060 If you keep still going.

01:12:48.240 Oh, didn't we miss the two weeks?

01:12:49.160 He restarted.

01:12:50.020 Oh, did he not say the two weeks comment?

01:12:52.040 Where he's, like, I just heard about, like, two weeks ago.

01:12:54.240 That's when I was, like...

01:12:55.900 Like, what?

01:12:57.980 Yeah, he didn't know Netanyahu was two weeks ago.

01:13:00.980 I like that he goes...

01:13:02.280 I just...

01:13:02.660 I heard that he's a super killer, so this may be the last thing you ever heard from me.

01:13:05.800 So, bye.

01:13:06.080 Yeah, I love that one.

01:13:07.920 Here's the thing, though.

01:13:08.860 I find...

01:13:09.700 It might just be...

01:13:10.600 Just because I think this stuff is, like...

01:13:12.380 It got so big.

01:13:13.700 But I feel like all the stuff with the FTX and the Sam Bankman-Free, whoever it is, I find that way funnier and way more, like, out...

01:13:22.640 Because that guy is so...

01:13:24.540 Like, that interview where they keep asking him, like, hey, did you know this happening?

01:13:30.680 And he starts mumbling to himself.

01:13:32.320 You can see...

01:13:33.200 I mean, like, we were aware of it, like, theoretically, in a tangential sense, and...

01:13:38.400 And then he's, like...

01:13:39.420 It was, like, but were you aware of it?

01:13:41.320 And he literally just goes...

01:13:43.040 One could say that.

01:13:44.540 No, no.

01:13:44.920 He starts talking to himself, like, in a lower voice.

01:13:49.240 Did you guys see that?

01:13:51.440 I would say I've been paying closer attention, certainly, but at the end of the day...

01:13:56.480 To me, it's much funnier watching someone try to get out of, like, a catastrophe, rather than he who's just, like, I'm in it. 0.99

01:14:05.180 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:14:06.080 Like, I'm just, like... 0.99

01:14:07.300 Like, he's...

01:14:08.200 They're both funny, I think.

01:14:09.700 Oh, yeah.

01:14:10.780 It's a different funny, though.

01:14:12.200 To me, it's much funnier watching someone try to hold, like, grasp onto the straws of staying, like, not in jail.

01:14:21.220 Not in prison?

01:14:21.920 Yeah.

01:14:22.120 Yeah, not in prison.

01:14:22.760 You know the Jews are... 0.99

01:14:24.440 Which he's not going, by the way.

01:14:25.520 The House said they will not subpoena him for the FTX.

01:14:30.580 Yeah.

01:14:31.440 Which is...

01:14:31.940 Like, it's like...

01:14:32.900 Maxine Waters came out today and said she wasn't going to do it.

01:14:35.680 I was like, whoa.

01:14:36.900 Dude, how transparent the cathedral has been on this one is insane.

01:14:41.860 Bro, for two years, it's been all above-board corruption. 1.00

01:14:45.020 It's fucking wild. 0.99

01:14:46.440 They don't have anything anymore. 0.99

01:14:47.560 And now, all... 0.99

01:14:48.080 Like, I don't know if you guys saw, the fucking, like, politicians were thanking him for showing up for whatever the fuck. 0.99

01:14:53.360 And, like, being like... 0.99

01:14:53.960 He spoke with Zelensky at a fucking... 0.97

01:14:55.480 Yeah, like, all the elites are being like, guys, come on, let's give him a break. 0.99

01:15:00.800 Come on.

01:15:01.980 And it's like, what?

01:15:03.520 Like, and you look online, like, they're all getting ratioed, too.

01:15:06.020 It's like the most transparent thing. 0.99

01:15:07.680 It's like, what the fuck? 0.98

01:15:08.040 I feel like the people that support what we're doing in Ukraine are, like, we already had, you know, if you were, like, a lockdown or a vaccine mandate proponent, you're like, all right, yeah, you're unreachable. 0.99

01:15:16.480 But, like, if you were all of that, and then you also supported the potential of World War III, I'm like, there's no...

01:15:23.300 I should spend zero energy ever trying to communicate with you ever again.

01:15:27.140 Like, you're so unreachable.

01:15:28.280 It's unbelievable.

01:15:28.800 The fraud is so obvious.

01:15:30.900 Yeah, well, Ofer also brought up about how they're investigating, but at the same time, they're also doing, they just, they're the whole, like, $600, like, Venmo.

01:15:39.100 Like, if you have, like, if you have a $600, like, transaction, they have to see it, like, odd, like, they have to make sure...

01:15:44.380 601, yep.

01:15:45.260 But, like, the dude loses $2 billion, or whatever, how much FTX, like, just basically money laundered and Ponzi-schemed out of everybody.

01:15:54.700 So, at the top of this episode, we were talking about who's going to, like, live the longest or who's going to die, and I'm probably going to get killed by the IRS next year, so...

01:16:03.260 Put your money on that.

01:16:06.440 There's a possibility that happens to me, so...

01:16:10.380 Apparently, if you're not...

01:16:11.500 If you weren't losing so much at sports betting, it might be an issue, but...

01:16:14.260 But, uh, I think we're safe.

01:16:16.680 Up over $28,000.

01:16:18.380 Wait, can you actually, can you count your losses towards, like, your gambling losses as, like, non-tax, like, where...

01:16:26.220 Yeah, you can write it off.

01:16:28.000 Really?

01:16:28.740 You can write off your gambling losses?

01:16:31.400 Yeah.

01:16:31.720 That is hilarious.

01:16:33.420 But you gotta prove it.

01:16:34.820 Yeah, all your gambling losses get written off.

01:16:35.920 Toad wouldn't have an issue with that, he can prove it.

01:16:37.580 No, since I never lose, I've never had to deal with that.

01:16:41.560 Wait a second.

01:16:42.020 They're giving Toad credits in assisted suicide. 0.99

01:16:45.980 We have said the meanest shit to Toad, and nothing bothers him more than when we talk about him losing money. 0.99

01:16:51.900 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:52.280 It's so fucking awesome.

01:16:55.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:56.860 Listen here, motherfuckers. 1.00

01:16:59.120 He's like, well, yeah, because I never fucking lose, Clint. 1.00

01:17:01.800 If you look over the long trend of time, you see my games are exceeding my losses. 0.62

01:17:08.600 It's a small pass in March, but we disregard that, because they were totally off that year.

01:17:14.700 I sent that post on Instagram, and it was a guy on Twitter who was like, I'm so excited.

01:17:19.340 He was like, I'm shaking with excitement to gamble today.

01:17:22.600 And someone was like, that's addiction.

01:17:23.840 He was like, it's not addiction when you win.

01:17:25.820 Like, I do it.

01:17:27.000 I was like, it's just so talking. 0.56

01:17:29.480 It's just so fucking funny. 0.66

01:17:31.580 He was like, I'm not addicted. 0.98

01:17:32.680 I'm just a winner.

01:17:33.740 This is the coup de grace. 1.00

01:17:36.480 This is the fucking Maximus clip. 0.99

01:17:38.880 I don't know which one this is. 0.99

01:17:40.200 Run it, run it, run it, run it.

01:17:41.300 Schwarzenegger said he loved Hitler.

01:17:42.440 They gave him an award.

01:17:43.280 I'm just saying.

01:17:44.040 I don't like Nazis, and I don't like what some of the Nazis are doing either.

01:17:47.280 I like Hitler. 1.00

01:17:47.840 He said Schwarzenegger.

01:17:49.200 You guys talked over it.

01:17:50.340 It sounded like awesome.

01:17:51.140 Schwarzenegger said he loved Hitler.

01:17:52.340 Do it again.

01:17:52.800 Hitler. 0.57

01:17:53.260 They gave him an award.

01:17:54.300 You keep talking over it.

01:17:55.120 I'm just saying.

01:17:55.580 I don't like Nazis, and I don't like what some of the mafias are doing either. 1.00

01:17:59.140 I like Hitler. 1.00

01:18:00.340 That was it.

01:18:01.560 That was it.

01:18:03.440 That was it.

01:18:03.740 That was it. 0.99

01:18:04.260 That was fucking funny. 0.99

01:18:05.840 He did it like three or four times. 0.99

01:18:08.200 It's incredible.

01:18:09.340 This is why I know it's a bit, because there's just no way he would have done that.

01:18:12.900 Even if he really did like Hitler, there's just no way that he likes Hitler that much.

01:18:16.760 There's no way. 0.94

01:18:17.700 One of the other things I found hilarious about this is he said nigger like 50 or nigger, 1.00

01:18:22.280 I guess, like 50 times during this, and he refused to curse at all.

01:18:26.480 He's like, no, I won't do that.

01:18:27.460 I'm a curse.

01:18:27.980 I like his values.

01:18:30.120 That's how I live my life.

01:18:31.520 I'm not good.

01:18:32.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:33.840 Drop the M-bomb as much as you want, but don't you dare be saying bitch. 1.00

01:18:37.720 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:18:40.080 I was going to ask this.

01:18:42.480 So you can lose money gambling, and it counts just the same as giving money

01:18:46.760 to charity, basically.

01:18:48.680 It kind of works out that way in taxes.

01:18:51.340 Because that's the thing.

01:18:52.840 I'd be just like, I can either help kids out, or I can go do cocaine and gamble and drink

01:18:59.320 in Las Vegas.

01:19:00.120 Let me clarify, because I think you can only write off sports losses against sports gains.

01:19:05.200 I don't think you can actually write it off against regular income.

01:19:07.820 Oh, I was going to say, I was like, that'd be really funny if you could just be like,

01:19:11.180 I'm just going to go to Las Vegas, lose like 50 grand or something like that.

01:19:15.880 You're like, I didn't make any money this year, IRS, because I love the ponies a bit too

01:19:20.380 much.

01:19:20.540 It was like, because I went and I played craps for like eight days straight and was hammered

01:19:26.440 the whole time.

01:19:27.320 You have no idea how much cocaine I did, IRS officer.

01:19:30.700 And now, I don't have to pay taxes.

01:19:33.200 So I had a great time.

01:19:34.460 I don't help kids with cancer.

01:19:36.280 And I get to like, it's so much, it's just great times.

01:19:39.760 I didn't watch a fight video. 1.00

01:19:41.240 Let's watch like some fucking Worldstar shit. 1.00

01:19:44.260 Dude, yeah, just start fighting wild shit. 1.00

01:19:46.140 I'm going to go nuts with this. 1.00

01:19:47.600 This is the last yay one, right?

01:19:50.260 Go ahead and play this then.

01:19:52.980 This is the six million one, I think, right?

01:19:54.700 He had a really cool outfit and stuff, and he was a really good architect.

01:19:57.780 So you're in love with the look of it.

01:20:03.340 And he didn't kill six million Jews.

01:20:04.980 That's just like, actually incorrect.

01:20:07.380 You know?

01:20:07.720 See, that's what I said he said.

01:20:09.200 You guys were arguing with me about that yesterday.

01:20:11.060 I didn't argue with you, because I saw it.

01:20:13.360 Oh, not you, Toad.

01:20:14.480 You weren't always me.

01:20:16.780 It's actually correct.

01:20:19.360 Because if you want to be autistic about it, it's like, they didn't literally kill six

01:20:23.340 million, like on the dot.

01:20:24.620 So if you say they didn't kill six million, and technically you are correct. 0.79

01:20:28.280 I like to think, I think maybe he's autistic enough to be like.

01:20:31.620 What if it was exactly that, though?

01:20:36.300 Like he actually had, like he was like, I think we were in six million.

01:20:41.640 Dude, Hitler carried out the most precise genocide in history, all right? 0.68

01:20:46.360 He's like, stop.

01:20:48.360 Stop now.

01:20:49.260 Everybody stop.

01:20:50.000 Hey, my tweet today is doing pretty good, where I said that the Jews apply count 1.00

01:20:54.140 from interest to everything, including the Holocaust.

01:20:56.120 I told you to tweet that one out, man.

01:20:59.380 That one's good.

01:21:00.360 That's a great joke.

01:21:02.600 Because I feel like if you go look it up right now, six million is not the number they

01:21:08.740 use.

01:21:09.180 I feel like they use like seven, eight, ten.

01:21:11.640 That's such a great joke, but it's so inappropriate in this environment.

01:21:15.500 I can't believe you would send that.

01:21:16.560 He put it in the group chat first, and I said tweet it.

01:21:22.940 I only need one person to be like, tweet it, and I'm like, all right.

01:21:26.240 The bad thing is that's nukable under Elon.

01:21:28.900 Like, I really think that is.

01:21:30.380 I'm still alive, boy.

01:21:31.240 It could be.

01:21:31.980 I'm still alive.

01:21:32.560 Like, it's sad that Elon, like, I genuinely think you could get it under Elon's Twitter.

01:21:38.700 I mean, we're still not.

01:21:40.660 We still don't have all.

01:21:41.780 He promised the reinstatements, but it's not come yet, unfortunately.

01:21:47.280 Yeah.

01:21:47.720 Mailbag boy, if you could just pull up some crazy fight, whatever.

01:21:52.200 Dude, this is going to be so great.

01:21:53.660 This is what we needed.

01:21:57.560 Oh, man.

01:21:58.240 I should have brought it.

01:21:58.920 I had a couple that were in the tank for last week or the week before that or something,

01:22:04.720 and we didn't actually use them.

01:22:06.340 I should have brought it.

01:22:06.900 Oh, by the way, guys, real quick.

01:22:08.640 Just so you guys know, I'm letting you know this now.

01:22:10.400 I forgot about it earlier.

01:22:11.360 I meant to mention it.

01:22:12.400 I'm pretty sure I saw somewhere that they're, you know, taking some YouTube videos down that

01:22:16.520 have the Alex Jones clips and stuff.

01:22:18.460 So this one might get taken down.

01:22:19.620 Just a little heads up.

01:22:20.880 Really?

01:22:21.520 Yeah, because I guess there's, like, the whole idea of the,

01:22:23.660 the canceling idea of, like, that they were taking down ones with even the clips.

01:22:28.260 I just feel, I put one in the, uh,

01:22:30.000 They don't want to drive people to it, which ironically is drives them.

01:22:31.640 Oh, oh, because, uh, no, because Hassan got taken down, wasn't it? 0.55

01:22:35.180 He was one of the, um, ones that got taken down from, I think it was Twitch, though.

01:22:39.660 Hassan Piker?

01:22:40.840 Yeah.

01:22:41.320 Oh, the one that, uh, that, um, whatever.

01:22:45.600 Dave's rapes every now and then?

01:22:46.920 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:22:47.900 The one that got called out by the, uh, the meme guy. 0.99

01:22:52.020 Uh, fucking, um, 0.99

01:22:53.920 The one that was in the boxing fight? 0.99

01:22:56.120 Yeah, no, no, you're right.

01:22:57.440 It's Hassan Piker.

01:22:58.620 He was called out by, uh, Sam Hyde.

01:23:01.280 Sam Hyde.

01:23:01.840 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:02.220 Okay, so it is Hassan Piker.

01:23:03.420 Yeah.

01:23:03.820 Hassan.

01:23:04.620 Hassan.

01:23:05.760 Oh, dude.

01:23:06.640 Oh, dude.

01:23:07.080 I've seen this.

01:23:07.940 Please run it.

01:23:09.020 Is it a stabbing?

01:23:09.980 There's no way to stabbing.

01:23:11.020 No.

01:23:11.780 No, it's awesome.

01:23:13.600 It's Hassan Piker's kid.

01:23:17.940 Oh, boy. 1.00

01:23:19.400 You're fucking loud. 1.00

01:23:20.600 You see how tall the dude she's fucking shit to is? 1.00

01:23:23.400 That's Boban. 1.00

01:23:24.400 That's 100 Boban, man.

01:23:26.680 Seven feet tall.

01:23:28.220 At least.

01:23:30.980 Next up is Jamaica Street. 0.99

01:23:32.300 I got words to motherfucking say, and I don't say it goddamn about the consequences. 0.99

01:23:37.540 All right? 0.99

01:23:38.340 You want to know how to feel like I don't want to get Steve Adams for?

01:23:40.720 And I don't think too much, all right?

01:23:41.220 No, nobody wants Steve Adams, no more.

01:23:43.340 Why are you stuck there, man?

01:23:45.480 I don't know what anyone is saying. 1.00

01:23:50.560 What the fuck is you talking about? 1.00

01:23:51.880 Sam, you petty as hell. 1.00

01:23:53.300 You've been having a four-year-old. 0.99

01:23:55.560 Nobody's watching you.

01:23:57.460 What are you going down for?

01:23:58.740 What are you going down for?

01:24:00.700 What are you going down for?

01:24:01.640 Get ready. 1.00

01:24:06.080 Get the fuck ready. 1.00

01:24:07.860 This is just... 1.00

01:24:08.680 Watch, watch, watch.

01:24:09.260 Watch, watch, watch.

01:24:09.780 Watch, watch, watch.

01:24:09.820 Watch, watch, watch. 1.00

01:24:11.220 Damn! 1.00

01:24:12.760 Can you call me? 1.00

01:24:13.620 Oh! 0.60

01:24:13.860 Oh! 0.60

01:24:23.960 Oh! 1.00

01:24:24.560 He's got an 80-inch reach on his ass, and he just cocks back, and it's like a fucking 1.00

01:24:31.540 rubber band man. 1.00

01:24:32.880 I feel like, yeah, I gave him, like, a little, like, a womanly slap. 1.00

01:24:36.200 That was like a Stockton slap from fucking... 0.99

01:24:38.420 That got me, like, legit, like, oh, I want to work out. 0.99

01:24:41.380 Like, ooh!

01:24:42.120 That was... 0.92

01:24:43.200 I love that he wants to hit the gym because some chick got slapped. 1.00

01:24:46.720 Dude, that was...

01:24:47.480 You've seen those videos of the guys that do the slap competitions where, like, they're, 0.98

01:24:50.600 like, fucking, like... 0.98

01:24:51.360 Oh, dude, we should watch that next. 1.00

01:24:52.960 That would...

01:24:53.700 Basically, that's what he just did.

01:24:55.380 Like, he did, like, a tournament level, like, slap...

01:24:58.980 How many years do you think you could get away with, like, competitively, you know, slap

01:25:03.380 fighting?

01:25:04.080 Like, because were they...

01:25:05.740 I'm talking about...

01:25:06.560 For those that don't know, Mailbag Boy is pulling it up right now because he's good at

01:25:10.000 his job. 1.00

01:25:10.680 But you just sit across the table from a motherfucker, and you just take turns fucking Hassan chopping 1.00

01:25:16.980 each other's faces. 1.00

01:25:17.520 Open hand.

01:25:18.380 Open hand slapping.

01:25:19.080 Real quick, I'm going to go ahead and say there's not a whole lot of money in that venture.

01:25:22.420 I'm not talking about money.

01:25:23.940 I'm saying how long can your brain survive it?

01:25:26.280 Oh, I mean... 1.00

01:25:27.560 I'm retarded, dude. 0.93

01:25:28.760 Like, I can... 0.93

01:25:29.520 I can last a lot.

01:25:31.440 Yeah. 0.84

01:25:32.000 If you donate plasma for four and a half years, you can get slapped in the face as much as you 0.97

01:25:38.020 want, man.

01:25:38.420 The best one ever is...

01:25:39.980 I always remember watching it, is that one guy...

01:25:42.440 And it might be...

01:25:42.980 Yes.

01:25:43.520 Oh, no.

01:25:44.200 It's...

01:25:44.560 Oh, it may be...

01:25:45.480 Oh, this is Timmy's blog.

01:25:46.980 No, the best one... 0.99

01:25:48.180 No, hopefully he's wearing a fucking UFC fight gear shirt. 0.99

01:25:50.640 Dude, no. 0.99

01:25:51.240 The best one...

01:25:51.960 The best one is there is a guy...

01:25:53.960 There is a dude with, like...

01:25:55.880 He has black eye contacts in, and he has, like... 0.99

01:26:00.840 He has, like, all tatted up, but then he goes against this fucking... 0.99

01:26:04.500 No, it's not this one. 0.99

01:26:05.300 It's not this guy.

01:26:06.240 But there's another...

01:26:06.860 And it's against, like, a huge white dude. 1.00

01:26:09.640 And the white dude just fucking comes back and just knocks his ass out. 1.00

01:26:13.380 Go ahead and run it in the background, because we can talk over it. 1.00

01:26:15.420 Yeah, we can just...

01:26:15.900 Yeah.

01:26:16.000 No sound.

01:26:18.620 Or just low sound.

01:26:19.560 Whatever. 1.00

01:26:19.860 Don't you fuck yourself. 1.00

01:26:20.920 Dude. 1.00

01:26:21.740 Like, there's no...

01:26:22.880 Oh, my God.

01:26:27.280 Oh, so you can't...

01:26:29.040 All right.

01:26:29.300 So your arm has to stay straight.

01:26:31.380 Oh! 0.60

01:26:32.080 He's out.

01:26:33.500 He is out.

01:26:34.660 Whoa.

01:26:35.220 I love the slow motion of it, too.

01:26:37.120 This is the one.

01:26:37.580 This is the guy.

01:26:38.260 Look.

01:26:38.600 He barely...

01:26:39.600 And then, look.

01:26:40.920 Nothing.

01:26:41.300 And then, watch this guy.

01:26:42.600 Yeah.

01:26:43.300 Unconscious.

01:26:47.740 Jesus.

01:26:48.600 That's my favorite ever.

01:26:50.460 Is that kid getting absolutely...

01:26:52.360 Oh, my.

01:26:54.260 Are these guys twins?

01:26:56.120 Whoa.

01:26:56.520 Jesus.

01:26:56.820 I love this so much.

01:26:59.080 This is...

01:26:59.680 Great content for audio listeners. 1.00

01:27:01.780 This is so stupid. 1.00

01:27:03.240 Yeah. 0.99

01:27:03.460 Sorry.

01:27:03.860 Sorry, audio listeners.

01:27:04.800 We're watching two, like, huge men slap each other.

01:27:08.340 Oh, dude.

01:27:09.740 And they... 1.00

01:27:10.580 I love this shit. 1.00

01:27:11.380 Oh. 1.00

01:27:12.300 Oh.

01:27:13.300 I mean, we all would be out, right?

01:27:15.720 Yeah.

01:27:15.900 Yeah.

01:27:16.240 100%.

01:27:16.780 We would be gone.

01:27:17.980 Yeah.

01:27:18.500 Do people bet on this, by the way? 0.99

01:27:20.020 Look how fucking purple his face is already. 0.99

01:27:21.660 These are, like, 300-pound men. 0.99

01:27:24.140 Like...

01:27:24.180 Code, it's a sporting event.

01:27:25.880 100% they bet on this.

01:27:27.580 It's not, like...

01:27:28.320 Yes.

01:27:28.600 That's the only way they make money. 0.87

01:27:30.140 It's from betting.

01:27:31.400 And, plus, that guy's in jail.

01:27:35.160 Like, these guys are in...

01:27:36.020 Look.

01:27:36.320 They're all wearing orange jumpsuits.

01:27:38.860 They're in jail.

01:27:39.780 It so checks out.

01:27:40.760 They're from Russia.

01:27:42.120 Yeah.

01:27:43.220 Makes sense on so many levels.

01:27:44.900 Look at the betting.

01:27:45.400 I mean, they...

01:27:45.920 Happening right there.

01:27:46.880 Oh, they drew.

01:27:48.540 It was a draw.

01:27:50.380 Yeah.

01:27:50.720 I think you have three slaps per. 1.00

01:27:53.060 Dude, both of those guys are so huge.

01:27:54.940 They just can't be slapped out.

01:27:56.800 They can't be knocked out with a slap.

01:27:57.900 See, this is the type of thing you would see on Spike TV.

01:28:00.440 In, like, the early 2000s.

01:28:02.900 And if you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about.

01:28:05.500 Yes.

01:28:05.740 Absolutely. 0.99

01:28:06.040 Like, Spike TV was the fucking best. 0.98

01:28:07.920 Spike TV, yeah. 0.99

01:28:09.120 We need extreme elimination.

01:28:10.880 You remember Slam Ball? 1.00

01:28:12.620 Oh, Slam Ball was the shit. 1.00

01:28:15.320 That was fucking Mark Cuban's shit. 1.00

01:28:18.320 Really? 1.00

01:28:18.760 Mark Cuban was Slam Ball?

01:28:19.940 I think so.

01:28:21.660 Spike TV is gone, huh?

01:28:24.600 What are you pointing out?

01:28:25.520 It's Paramount now.

01:28:26.920 That they have.

01:28:27.640 That's right.

01:28:28.020 Paramount.

01:28:28.420 So it's not television for men anymore.

01:28:30.800 I'm so confused what the mailbag is trying to point out here.

01:28:33.560 Why is this paused?

01:28:35.560 I don't know.

01:28:35.940 He's trying to signify it.

01:28:38.400 I don't know.

01:28:39.140 I'm so confused.

01:28:40.140 Yeah, he has baby power.

01:28:42.000 Oh, that looked like.

01:28:43.760 Oh.

01:28:43.940 Oh, no. 0.99

01:28:46.060 Dude, that's the last thing you ever see in your life is just a black man with a bunch 1.00

01:28:52.220 of baby powder on his face just grimacing and smiling. 0.99

01:28:54.560 Yes. 1.00

01:28:54.780 You're fucked. 1.00

01:28:55.760 Your game is over. 1.00

01:28:57.040 This is the Green Mile slapping, like, a brow.

01:28:59.040 Look at his arm.

01:29:00.320 Is the powder, like, part of the, like, scoring system or something?

01:29:04.880 Like, they can see, like.

01:29:05.680 I think that you're not supposed to hit him, like, in the back of the head or anything.

01:29:08.420 Or hit him in the ear.

01:29:09.560 Yeah.

01:29:10.040 They have rules, which is hilarious. 0.99

01:29:13.240 You can slap him in the face. 0.81

01:29:14.800 Just not in this specific part of the face. 1.00

01:29:17.100 He's saying this is how you funnel crack to the black community. 0.95

01:29:21.180 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:29:22.940 That is a fucking slobber knocker of a slap. 1.00

01:29:26.500 Oh, he's hurt. 1.00

01:29:27.480 He's badly hurt.

01:29:29.520 Oh, my God.

01:29:29.980 Bleeding from his eyes. 1.00

01:29:33.440 I love that he puts his gut on the fucking table. 1.00

01:29:35.780 He's just like, all right. 1.00

01:29:37.100 Here for a minute.

01:29:38.960 To assert dominance.

01:29:40.480 Dude, look at him.

01:29:41.180 He's just like, I am.

01:29:42.140 Oh, they're giving him.

01:29:43.060 He's like, no, I'm good. 1.00

01:29:44.040 Let me kill this motherfucker. 1.00

01:29:46.440 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:29:47.860 This shit is great. 1.00

01:29:50.740 See, this is why I wish we lived closer to each other, so we could just, like, cuddle and 1.00

01:29:54.040 watch this.

01:29:54.680 Oh, I would.

01:29:55.200 I mean, there's so many.

01:29:56.960 I'm telling you, if we live close together, there are so many. 0.97

01:29:59.860 There are so many different, like, random shit I watch that I would love to just be 0.84

01:30:03.180 like, all right, hey, guys, just come over. 0.99

01:30:04.980 He smacked that guy in the chest. 0.63

01:30:08.600 We set up a studio, and it's just, like, a couch with, like, mics set up.

01:30:12.300 It's, like, watching, like, random.

01:30:15.220 Because, like, I was saying with the Spike TV stuff, there were so many great, like, just

01:30:20.380 shows on that. 0.91

01:30:21.140 If you remember Deadliest Warrior, I used to watch the shit out of Deadliest Warrior. 0.63

01:30:25.520 And it is, like, if you go back and watch it, it's just like, what's the? 0.84

01:30:28.960 Yeah, MXC is what I mentioned.

01:30:30.680 Yeah, that was my favorite.

01:30:31.640 Wait, MXC, that's the Asian one, right? 0.99

01:30:33.700 Yeah, most extreme, yeah, challenge. 0.99

01:30:35.660 Yeah, dude, that was the funniest shit on TV. 0.99

01:30:39.000 Like, MXC. 1.00

01:30:40.260 Like, it was so dumb, but it was so goddamn funny. 0.99

01:30:42.700 I remember Mansers was the one that I would watch. 1.00

01:30:46.300 You guys remember what MXC was, though, right?

01:30:48.540 It was, like, the Asian game shows.

01:30:49.980 Yeah, and they dubbed it over in English, and totally, like, obviously it was not, yeah,

01:30:55.240 it was not translated, you know.

01:30:57.600 Why is there a black man in Russia?

01:30:59.380 Like, what did he do? 0.96

01:31:01.260 And why does he have huge, oh, my God.

01:31:02.240 He got caught with drugs when he was going out of there for a basketball game? 0.99

01:31:06.840 Why does he have huge titties? 0.98

01:31:09.380 And he just, like, thumbs up. 0.99

01:31:11.060 In Russia, you see black men.

01:31:12.340 By the way, this is, like, the racial gap is being bridged here. 0.76

01:31:17.560 It's, like, two guys beating each other. 0.99

01:31:19.140 You have no idea how much Russians hate black people. 0.99

01:31:23.500 That's smelling salts? 1.00

01:31:24.180 Russians are so racist to black people. 1.00

01:31:26.320 Yeah, so when you get, yeah, smelling salts, when you get knocked out, you just hit them again and wake them back up. 1.00

01:31:32.640 Oh, he's about to fuck. 1.00

01:31:33.340 All this racial. 1.00

01:31:34.360 Oh, my God.

01:31:37.560 He's like, no, sort of.

01:31:39.700 Sort of knocked me out.

01:31:42.340 He's sort of knocked me out.

01:31:45.520 The way he, like, his grimace just looks, like, biggie to me.

01:31:49.220 I don't know why.

01:31:49.780 Just the way he, like, I don't know. 0.99

01:31:52.600 In Russia, black slap you. 0.99

01:31:56.540 They have a doctor checking him out. 0.99

01:31:58.780 Oh, no, that is not a doctor.

01:32:00.300 That's, like, a fairly certified E.T.

01:32:02.160 That's just the least drunk guy in the prison.

01:32:05.040 Just some guy with gloves.

01:32:07.280 I'm your second opinion.

01:32:10.860 He's got, like, earplugs in.

01:32:12.340 You said three.

01:32:13.660 I think this is the championship round.

01:32:15.620 I swear to God.

01:32:18.060 Yeah, this guy must be a champion because he was in the.

01:32:20.080 Oh.

01:32:21.260 Oh.

01:32:22.420 We heard him.

01:32:23.840 He definitely broke his.

01:32:25.100 He broke.

01:32:25.620 He broke my neck.

01:32:26.880 How did he get down there?

01:32:28.920 What is.

01:32:29.260 Wait, what?

01:32:30.220 Did he pop a blood vessel so bad that it, like.

01:32:32.860 He almost tore his head off.

01:32:34.520 His skin started to fray.

01:32:36.060 Yeah.

01:32:36.580 Yeah.

01:32:36.900 Yeah.

01:32:38.480 Yeah.

01:32:38.920 Yeah, he hit him so hard in the face that it wrecked his neck. 1.00

01:32:41.400 Oh, he's, like, talking shit to him. 1.00

01:32:44.240 Oh, man. 1.00

01:32:45.660 I love how this fucking Ivan. 1.00

01:32:47.780 Oh. 1.00

01:32:48.640 Oh.

01:32:49.420 He ate it.

01:32:50.280 Oh.

01:32:50.940 He's, like, what?

01:32:51.620 He's, like, how many.

01:32:52.900 Oh, my God.

01:32:54.600 How many racial slurs do you think were uttered during this match?

01:32:59.340 What do they win?

01:33:01.700 $30.

01:33:02.700 Pride.

01:33:04.860 Well, they win 25 first and then 30 the next time. 0.70

01:33:07.780 He's, like, you ready to die, little man?

01:33:11.020 Oh, man. 0.79

01:33:13.160 Oh, so they're just going to keep going until someone dies. 1.00

01:33:15.200 This is fucking crazy. 1.00

01:33:16.760 Oh. 1.00

01:33:17.380 He's, like, fucking. 1.00

01:33:18.720 He's fucking with him. 1.00

01:33:19.780 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:33:20.980 Prepare to die.

01:33:22.340 Yeah, this is the, it's the smack talking that happens in slap competitions. 1.00

01:33:27.860 Oh, that was not a good slap.

01:33:29.440 That was weak.

01:33:30.140 That was not a good one.

01:33:31.160 No, no, it wasn't.

01:33:31.880 You think you're strong, but you are not in Africa anymore. 1.00

01:33:34.880 Oh.

01:33:36.560 But imagine Frankis, uh, Frankis.

01:33:39.100 Francis Ngannou doing this.

01:33:40.900 Frankis.

01:33:42.180 Frankis. 0.93

01:33:42.940 Like, Francis would absolutely destroy somebody with a slap, right? 0.95

01:33:46.900 I mean, he would. 0.65

01:33:47.340 So, duh, we could split one.

01:33:48.680 I don't know.

01:33:49.180 Or we keep going until one of us drops dead.

01:33:52.540 Yeah, you have to be a trained slapper for this. 1.00

01:33:54.680 And then, obviously, the guys that weigh the most are, like, doing the best for this.

01:33:58.660 I'm telling you, that's $30 American. 0.98

01:34:01.160 I mean, it got to fuck up most people. 1.00

01:34:03.060 But, like, a big strongman type motherfucker, that type of build is going to probably won't 1.00

01:34:07.220 like that. 0.99

01:34:07.520 I don't know.

01:34:08.000 Cole, isn't the, uh, isn't the Russian, uh, the ruble, isn't it worth more than the dollar

01:34:12.920 now?

01:34:13.640 No, no.

01:34:14.500 It, no, it never got more than the dollar.

01:34:17.060 Okay, because I know that.

01:34:18.260 No, it increased against the dollar.

01:34:20.040 It's definitely increased in value, yeah, relative to the dollar, my question.

01:34:22.800 The euro has now gone below the dollar as well.

01:34:25.440 My heart is as black as your skin. 1.00

01:34:27.820 So, Dana, Dana White is really high on this shit. 1.00

01:34:30.360 Like, he's investing in this thing, right? 1.00

01:34:32.940 I did not know that.

01:34:33.980 Yeah.

01:34:34.420 This is on, this is going to be on UFC. 0.99

01:34:36.520 I'm, no shit. 0.91

01:34:37.280 You're going to be on UFC Fight Pass. 0.98

01:34:38.860 Dana White is, like, super excited about this. 0.99

01:34:40.840 I think you're saying, man, don't fuck with us like that. 0.99

01:34:44.020 No, I'm dead serious. 1.00

01:34:46.040 100% serious. 0.98

01:34:47.380 Uh, pull it up, little dicky. 0.95

01:34:49.000 Yeah, for sure. 0.94

01:34:49.520 Yeah.

01:34:50.140 It's the strangest thing.

01:34:51.420 He has, like, a fascination with this.

01:34:52.540 Who wins the slot contest between targeting? 0.98

01:34:55.080 I say, I say Jose, just because he's so fucking stout. 0.99

01:34:57.920 Probably. 0.98

01:34:58.260 But he doesn't have leverage.

01:34:59.700 He doesn't have leverage.

01:35:00.500 Yeah, the leverage.

01:35:00.940 That's true.

01:35:02.420 I am sturdy, dude.

01:35:04.280 Cole would win.

01:35:05.000 I would not.

01:35:06.460 I mean, I could win just based off of, I couldn't knock somebody out, but I would just

01:35:10.700 not get knocked out.

01:35:10.820 Cole would win because you can't knock him out because he's in the opposite.

01:35:13.880 I think I can knock any of you out, but I would also get knocked out by myself.

01:35:16.500 I'd have to have something on line.

01:35:17.800 If we were just doing this for funsies, I'd just be like, I don't care enough for your

01:35:24.240 approval.

01:35:24.900 Like, no, you win.

01:35:27.560 Well, which one of you played, like, the stuff like the bloody knuckles in high school? 1.00

01:35:32.620 That shit, I used to see kids doing that in middle school, and I was like, man, you 1.00

01:35:35.900 guys are going to go to prison. 1.00

01:35:36.580 Also, I used to dominate shit like this. 1.00

01:35:38.740 The dumb shit you do when you're, like, a teenager and be like, let's see who can take 1.00

01:35:41.740 the most pain and who quits first. 1.00

01:35:43.340 Always me every time.

01:35:44.620 Dude.

01:35:45.780 I think there was the whole thing.

01:35:47.200 There was the whole thing of, like, they did slap, but it was slapping hands.

01:35:50.320 And, like, people would, like, literally break blood vessels in their hands.

01:35:53.500 It's, like, we did that, too.

01:35:55.080 Yep.

01:35:55.620 We actually did have, um... 0.96

01:35:56.180 It's so weird how shit, like, it always happens in the same age range, but it, like, it transfers 0.98

01:36:02.020 through generations. 0.99

01:36:03.400 Dude, yeah.

01:36:04.120 It's like the whole bloody knuckles where we're hitting each other with knuckles.

01:36:07.760 People would play the corner where they would do the same thing with corner.

01:36:10.320 They would, like, put corners in between their knuckles and do it.

01:36:12.780 I think the slap thing would come down to me and Topp.

01:36:15.280 And I don't know if I could beat Topp.

01:36:17.020 I feel like Topp's...

01:36:17.500 Oh, no.

01:36:18.600 Topp has retard energy that I think he would just, like, have that, like, deep down inside. 0.99

01:36:22.340 Like, I'm going to keep pushing bits. 0.83

01:36:23.440 I don't know.

01:36:23.860 Topp is not a large...

01:36:25.300 No, I...

01:36:26.100 If I'm in good shape, I could put it on you with, like, some cardio.

01:36:30.060 But, like, as far as power goes, I don't think I'd be good at this.

01:36:32.380 I think you'd take it, though, too, though.

01:36:33.880 I don't think so.

01:36:35.100 Pain-wise, I feel like, for some reason, Topp...

01:36:38.300 Topp and me... 0.95

01:36:39.520 Dude, if Topp can't move and I'm allowed to cock back, he's going to sleep. 0.99

01:36:43.320 I think... 0.99

01:36:43.680 I think Jose...

01:36:44.800 I'm a big guy. 0.99

01:36:45.720 That would be fucking brutal. 0.98

01:36:47.060 I think Jose has the... 1.00

01:36:48.660 Definitely has the most powerful slap in his size. 0.99

01:36:51.980 Reed could fucking, I feel like... 1.00

01:36:53.720 Reed could fuck everybody up. 1.00

01:36:54.840 I feel like Reed has an advantage just because he could, like... 1.00

01:36:57.180 He could pull his dick flap up and protect his face. 0.99

01:37:00.800 Someone said that Reed would win in the cock slap tower game. 1.00

01:37:03.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:37:03.840 If people were hitting each other with each other's dicks, he would knock me out. 1.00

01:37:07.680 That's called a Danza slap. 0.99

01:37:09.360 I mean, when you're able to swing it and get some momentum, it helps.

01:37:11.980 Oh, yeah.

01:37:12.360 He would swing it.

01:37:13.100 He'd be like...

01:37:14.160 I think this comes down to the meatiness of the hand.

01:37:16.800 And, like, my hands are kind of, like...

01:37:18.420 My hands are very small.

01:37:19.860 I got tiny hands, too. 1.00

01:37:20.880 I got fucking fat hobbit hands. 1.00

01:37:22.860 Yeah, but his hands, they're like little hammers. 1.00

01:37:25.020 You see that?

01:37:25.520 It doesn't have to be big, but you can tell that they're like, this is heavy. 1.00

01:37:28.000 Are these fuckers? 1.00

01:37:28.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:29.800 That's going to be a fucking girthy blow. 0.99

01:37:32.360 These are a working man's hands. 1.00

01:37:33.760 These are all gnarled and fucked up. 1.00

01:37:35.140 That is a girthy blow to your dome. 1.00

01:37:37.920 Oh, yes.

01:37:39.360 Oh, yeah.

01:37:40.040 This is a war, dude.

01:37:42.460 This should be...

01:37:43.260 Probably this should be the last thing we do, right?

01:37:45.680 I have nothing else. 0.99

01:37:46.080 Do we want to talk about buttholes versus pussies? 1.00

01:37:47.840 Oh, did we talk about that? 0.99

01:37:48.220 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:37:48.760 That's right.

01:37:49.080 I forgot about that. 0.99

01:37:49.660 Let's watch this, and then we'll talk about holes versus pussies. 1.00

01:37:51.800 All right. 0.99

01:37:51.980 All right.

01:37:52.160 Let's do it.

01:37:54.980 Oh, I see this.

01:37:55.960 Yeah.

01:37:57.680 The best thing I saw was, like, the body of a...

01:37:59.680 Is this a Wendy's or a McDonald's?

01:38:02.660 It's a McDonald's.

01:38:03.060 It's a McDonald's.

01:38:03.880 That's easy. 0.99

01:38:04.540 They say black people ain't got no culture. 0.97

01:38:08.060 Why are we pausing it? 0.96

01:38:08.980 So, what actually happened in this scenario?

01:38:14.820 You know that Netflix is slippery as part, too.

01:38:19.700 The only thing I take away from this video is that everyone in it is morbidly abused.

01:38:28.780 Don't put that up.

01:38:29.480 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:29.760 They have the gall to go, get your big ass up. 1.00

01:38:32.960 Get your big fat ass up, you fat ass. 1.00

01:38:35.600 Is this two employees fighting each other or is it a pussie? 1.00

01:38:40.480 They going dumb. 1.00

01:38:42.740 They going dumb. 1.00

01:38:44.720 You know, like how there's a guy in the drive-thru right now? 0.99

01:38:47.320 There's a guy, like, waiting for his food in the drive-thru.

01:38:49.560 He's like, not again.

01:38:50.500 Hey, bro, move on the way. 1.00

01:38:51.940 Black people are always so heavy, Merv, on good fucking, like, swing. 1.00

01:38:57.160 They go dumb. 1.00

01:38:59.760 Do you see that goblin mode is the word of the year for Oxford? 1.00

01:39:04.580 That can't be real.

01:39:05.600 No, it isn't.

01:39:06.820 It's real.

01:39:08.120 It's real.

01:39:09.340 Look it up.

01:39:10.200 She just threw something into the deep fryer. 1.00

01:39:12.140 Keep playing it.

01:39:13.100 Keep playing it.

01:39:13.640 Why are you pausing it?

01:39:15.620 Oh, sorry.

01:39:16.140 Go ahead.

01:39:16.280 We're all telling Dickie different things. 1.00

01:39:17.640 Like, you dumb bitch. 1.00

01:39:19.620 Fuck, she thought she did. 1.00

01:39:21.900 Oh, that's so funny. 1.00

01:39:22.960 There's a guy in the drive-thru that she's waiting.

01:39:28.620 Waiting for his order.

01:39:30.080 All right, I got you.

01:39:30.980 Which one of these women was in the rioting situation? 1.00

01:39:33.200 I'm mad.

01:39:33.580 No one is in the rioting.

01:39:36.460 Neither of them are.

01:39:37.200 They won't get fired either.

01:39:41.180 Yeah, we're really still in the city.

01:39:43.960 This is actually why I go to a McDonald's.

01:39:46.300 It's like going to a zoo.

01:39:50.060 There it is, guys.

01:39:51.300 This is the best part.

01:39:56.920 Dude, if she's really connected to that, if she's really connected to that, that would 0.98

01:40:00.900 be definitely... 1.00

01:40:01.400 Holy shit. 1.00

01:40:05.160 God. 0.99

01:40:06.260 Like, it kind of glanced.

01:40:08.100 Yeah. 0.98

01:40:08.860 The best part about this is that every black woman fight, a titty must appear. 1.00

01:40:13.680 Oh, titty's going to pop out. 1.00

01:40:16.340 We're going to get a nuke for YouTube.

01:40:20.500 Oh, I think a titty may have popped out.

01:40:22.100 We got her side guard.

01:40:23.280 All right.

01:40:24.920 That's legit.

01:40:26.700 That's legit.

01:40:28.360 That's legit ground and pound.

01:40:29.700 Like, she's not fine.

01:40:30.440 Oh, yeah.

01:40:31.040 Oh, yeah.

01:40:32.740 It's great stuff.

01:40:33.780 Also, do look up the goblin mode, by the way, because that is 100% true.

01:40:39.520 We are big respecters of Black History Month.

01:40:41.920 We do it all year long, so...

01:40:43.980 Oxford Word of the Year, 2022. 0.98

01:40:45.840 No fucking way. 0.99

01:40:46.460 Goblin mode. 1.00

01:40:48.840 I love black people so much, if it wasn't for them, we wouldn't have shit like that. 1.00

01:40:53.240 That's true. 1.00

01:40:54.700 Well, because I think it was...

01:40:56.420 Oh, it's first seen on Twitter in 2009.

01:40:58.900 Huh.

01:40:59.620 I don't know.

01:41:00.200 I'm telling you, they're way ahead of the curve. 0.83

01:41:02.020 I feel like last year was something, like, retarded, too. 1.00

01:41:04.400 It was like... 1.00

01:41:05.760 Fuck. 1.00

01:41:06.400 I remember, like, I think one year they did they, them, was the word of the year. 1.00

01:41:11.180 Oh, my God.

01:41:11.900 Or something like that.

01:41:12.840 It's crazy.

01:41:13.540 I mean, Crip Daddy had to tell me about goblin mode.

01:41:15.600 That's how detached I am from...

01:41:16.820 That's literally how I learned it, too.

01:41:18.500 I love it, because it's from 2009, so there probably was some, like, micro-niche, like,

01:41:22.900 rapper, SoundCloud rapper, just like, you know what? 0.99

01:41:25.320 This is going to be my fucking word, dog. 0.99

01:41:26.740 I'm going to say this one. 0.99

01:41:27.440 For God's sake, let's explain.

01:41:28.760 It is often used in expressions in goblin mode, or to-go goblin mode.

01:41:33.260 It's a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, a.k.a. Fat Dave.

01:41:39.000 Lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically, in a way that rejects social norms or expectations. 0.99

01:41:43.100 I love it that it just describes black people. 0.99

01:41:46.600 They're just like... 0.98

01:41:47.520 It's a black-cling term. 0.96

01:41:53.760 It's weird. 1.00

01:41:56.600 You're such a racist. 1.00

01:41:57.880 I can't believe you. 0.99

01:42:00.500 Literally, like, I talk to, like, maybe three people at the gym, and, like, two of them are

01:42:05.400 black guys.

01:42:06.420 I'm so not racist.

01:42:07.760 I occasionally have small talk with black people at the gym.

01:42:11.500 I occasionally encounter them in my life.

01:42:14.260 I think the N-word in my head every time we talk, but it's not...

01:42:16.760 It's okay.

01:42:17.540 Now, I was thinking the same thing Nicole just said, by the way, so I don't know what that

01:42:22.420 says about me. 0.99

01:42:23.060 All right, let's talk Pussy vs. Bussy. 1.00

01:42:25.540 All right, let's do it. 1.00

01:42:26.160 What is the conversation here?

01:42:28.120 I don't even know.

01:42:28.620 I don't know, because to me, it was like...

01:42:30.360 It was a tweet that was a response call.

01:42:31.420 We've had this multiple times, and that this is basically just... 0.99

01:42:36.220 I mean, the name of the show could be Pussy vs. Bussy. 0.98

01:42:40.400 I mean, that's basically, like, what our whole podcast boils down to. 0.99

01:42:44.140 We could do a game called Pussy or Bussy, where we show various holes in that game. 1.00

01:42:48.320 Ooh, that would be gross. 0.99

01:42:49.920 It says...

01:42:51.060 If you ever see...

01:42:52.240 Okay. 1.00

01:42:53.060 I was just going to say, if you ever see an asshole and it looks like a pussy, that's 1.00

01:42:57.180 problem-ous. 1.00

01:42:58.700 No, I feel like that would be good.

01:43:00.740 Problem-ous? 1.00

01:43:01.260 If you see a pussy that looks like an asshole... 1.00

01:43:03.380 That'd be problem-ous. 1.00

01:43:03.940 That's when you want to, like, know...

01:43:05.180 Yeah, that's...

01:43:05.940 I love that word.

01:43:07.180 It's problem-ous.

01:43:08.900 Exactly.

01:43:09.480 That's... 1.00

01:43:09.900 If your asshole looks like a pussy, you got problem-ous. 1.00

01:43:13.640 I don't know, man. 1.00

01:43:14.700 It, like, fakes that's grammatically, but it's not a word.

01:43:17.800 So, but, like, that's why I like it. 1.00

01:43:19.580 Clint, if you encountered an asshole that had lips, wouldn't you be more likely to fuck 1.00

01:43:23.260 it than an asshole that doesn't? 1.00

01:43:24.820 No. 1.00

01:43:25.280 I would assume that I am encountering an alien life form, and I would run. 1.00

01:43:28.620 And I'm entitled to now fuck it. 1.00

01:43:31.340 Hemorrhoids, by the way, hemorrhoids do look like pussy lips on an asshole. 1.00

01:43:34.780 I mean, that's... 1.00

01:43:35.700 I mean, I'm a toad, so I'm gonna, like, enter, like, something that looks like a Venus flytrap

01:43:39.580 if I see it.

01:43:40.140 All right, let's read it for our audio.

01:43:41.860 There's a tweet that said, people say I'm gross for ditching women for trans women, but 1.00

01:43:46.540 I've never smelled an anus smell as bad as some of these women's vaginas. 1.00

01:43:50.900 Really sick. 1.00

01:43:52.200 It's like roadkill plus unwashed armpit, which...

01:43:55.760 Yeah.

01:43:56.060 I don't know.

01:43:56.740 I've, like...

01:43:57.340 Unwashed armpit smells like...

01:43:59.980 The crazy thing is, this was a response to me, and it was completely unwarranted.

01:44:04.920 I don't even think this person... 0.98

01:44:05.960 It was just, like, when they answered it, I was like, what the fuck is going on here? 0.88

01:44:14.420 All right, for our audio listeners, the tweet I just read was a response to Top Lobster's 1.00

01:44:19.520 tweet that said, girls with this haircut have 100% chance of having a stinky pussy. 1.00

01:44:23.840 And it's like that, like, really shitty, like, fucking short bang cut, like... 1.00

01:44:28.120 Yeah, it's... 0.99

01:44:29.020 It was...

01:44:29.920 Top hit it out of the park with that tweet.

01:44:32.420 This response is pure madness.

01:44:34.600 This is, like, straight from an insane asylum. 1.00

01:44:36.380 I don't know what the fuck they were saying this shit to me. 1.00

01:44:37.700 Yeah, the weird thing is, like, I don't know. 1.00

01:44:39.880 I've been around...

01:44:40.900 I've had a decent amount of sexual partners, and, like, that has not been a sleeping problem.

01:44:46.920 I've never seen Top's bio yet.

01:44:48.920 I didn't realize I'm in Top's bio.

01:44:51.880 Like, you smashed a lot.

01:44:53.600 Is that a normal thing?

01:44:55.340 Like, it's not that common.

01:44:56.300 I would say...

01:44:56.960 I would say here's the only legitimacy I'm going to give to this conversation. 1.00

01:45:02.860 I think that the average pussy smells far better than an asshole, but the worst pussy smells 1.00

01:45:08.300 worse than an asshole. 1.00

01:45:09.540 Yes, yes. 1.00

01:45:10.580 Yes, yeah, that is a correct statement.

01:45:13.380 It says more about who this...

01:45:14.760 What kind of chicks this dude's hooking up with? 1.00

01:45:16.440 Like, why are the... 1.00

01:45:17.720 What kind of demographic or women are you fucking that you're always nabbing the stinky pussy? 1.00

01:45:22.880 Here's a better question. 1.00

01:45:23.780 If you don't follow me, what... 1.00

01:45:25.840 So you just search stinky pussy? 1.00

01:45:27.620 Like, is that the keyword you search? 1.00

01:45:29.400 And, like, he's so triggered. 1.00

01:45:30.960 He's like, I got to tell somebody about this shit. 1.00

01:45:32.700 Got it? 1.00

01:45:33.340 Well, I have another question about this.

01:45:35.340 Because he's not...

01:45:37.420 That person doesn't follow you?

01:45:38.900 That makes it so much better.

01:45:40.240 Yeah.

01:45:41.760 That's why I send it to you guys.

01:45:42.920 Because I'm like, what?

01:45:43.740 I don't know.

01:45:44.340 Whatever.

01:45:44.660 Yeah, but the other question that I have about this is the person...

01:45:47.100 The person said that they went from women to trans women and not women to men.

01:45:53.400 But what did the trans women have? 1.00

01:45:55.080 Like, if they're post-op, I guess, wouldn't they have...

01:45:56.780 The best kitty cat content delivered daily.

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01:46:01.820 I love when, like...

01:46:03.520 Does he follow me?

01:46:04.480 I don't think he does.

01:46:06.220 Yeah, no, he doesn't. 1.00

01:46:07.200 So, what the fuck? 1.00

01:46:08.120 He follows Drew. 1.00

01:46:09.060 Yo, that might be Drew.

01:46:09.980 This is probably Drew.

01:46:13.620 I think someone did say, like, is it Drew's, like, alt account?

01:46:17.380 That's gotta be.

01:46:18.460 Dude, Cole stumbled on some, like...

01:46:20.440 I think weirdly stumbled on his retardantness paid off and, like, weirdly pulled off a genius 1.00

01:46:26.200 move.

01:46:26.680 You want to explain it?

01:46:27.500 The Wendigoon thing? 0.88

01:46:28.740 I actually was like, oh, Drew is calling this person.

01:46:32.260 Before we do that, can we...

01:46:35.720 Are we just gonna let go of the fact that this person just openly admitted, I stopped 1.00

01:46:39.700 fucking women and I wanted to fuck dudes that think they're women because pussy smells 1.00

01:46:43.360 bad? 1.00

01:46:43.880 That's such a crazy thought process to be like, that's why you now fuck trans chicks? 1.00

01:46:49.400 No, no, no. 1.00

01:46:50.080 That is very...

01:46:51.060 I feel like that's really...

01:46:52.440 I mean, if you're that autistic and you go, like, the first time you're with a woman, 1.00

01:46:56.720 pull down the pants and you're like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:46:58.760 And you're just like, yep, in their head, they're like, in my experience, 100% of the 1.00

01:47:03.000 time, pussy's saying, so... 1.00

01:47:04.520 Yeah, but then you go to the locker room with guys and they're like, it doesn't look like 1.00

01:47:07.900 I'm in with their sweaty dudes and these assholes don't really smell that bad. 1.00

01:47:11.060 Like, it's not as bad as that pussy. 1.00

01:47:12.160 No, wait a minute. 1.00

01:47:12.940 And immediately you go, like, I'd rather stick my dick in that non-smelly asshole or, like, 1.00

01:47:16.880 that kind of smelly asshole worse than that nasty smelling pussy. 1.00

01:47:21.440 But it's not even an asshole, though, Cole. 1.00

01:47:23.380 It's like, it's their balls that's turned inside out or their penis that's in there. 1.00

01:47:27.400 No, no, no. 1.00

01:47:27.960 He said pussy, which is pussy is... 1.00

01:47:30.520 The asshole. 1.00

01:47:31.320 This is why I'm confused with... 1.00

01:47:32.720 No, but they said anus.

01:47:34.080 So they're talking about, like, a dude's... 1.00

01:47:35.980 They're talking about, yeah, a dude's asshole. 1.00

01:47:37.940 But what if... 1.00

01:47:38.460 This is what I was saying. 1.00

01:47:39.400 What if the dude is post-op and also has, like, a fake vagina? 1.00

01:47:42.820 That isn't the premise on the table right now, Toad. 0.99

01:47:47.620 This is why you lose arguments online, Toad.

01:47:50.640 And stop doing them.

01:47:51.520 It's pretty clear that they're talking about a pre-op.

01:47:55.560 Yeah.

01:47:55.700 Okay.

01:47:56.200 Just talking about, like, this is Blair White.

01:47:58.200 This is Blair White. 1.00

01:47:58.640 Can you imagine, though, if you still, like, chose to fuck the butthole? 1.00

01:48:01.480 You're like, no, I'm not fucking sticking my dick in that weird fucking hole you made there. 1.00

01:48:06.160 Exactly. 1.00

01:48:07.040 Do you think...

01:48:07.740 Is Blair White pre-op?

01:48:10.180 Yeah.

01:48:10.500 She never got the out.

01:48:11.800 I believe so, yeah.

01:48:13.000 She's mentioned that... 1.00

01:48:14.020 I think there is somewhere that she's talked about how she still has a penis. 1.00

01:48:19.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:48:19.100 Why...

01:48:19.700 She's so...

01:48:20.900 She's so hot. 0.97

01:48:23.140 Is it?

01:48:23.820 All right.

01:48:24.360 There's no joke here.

01:48:25.020 I just wanted you guys to know why she's really hot. 1.00

01:48:27.060 Real quick.

01:48:27.300 I have a conundrum.

01:48:28.360 Which sounds hotter?

01:48:30.060 And I know neither are hot.

01:48:31.240 Because, like, we're not into trans, people. 0.98

01:48:33.280 But which is hotter to the concept of Blair White with her wiener or without it? 1.00

01:48:39.880 Like, which...

01:48:40.920 Like, which do you find to be...

01:48:42.820 Without it?

01:48:43.320 I don't...

01:48:44.240 Like, no...

01:48:44.840 It's definitely hotter for her to actually be a woman in my... 1.00

01:48:47.760 No, not a little woman.

01:48:48.820 I mean, pre or post-op.

01:48:50.280 Pre or post-op.

01:48:51.000 Like, would it make her less hot to you if you found out she didn't took her out into an internet? 1.00

01:48:57.920 Yes, because it's a modification that's going to totally fuck that shit up. 0.99

01:49:02.020 Yeah. 0.99

01:49:02.420 No, it's not.

01:49:02.960 Something about that is gross.

01:49:03.860 Yeah, I think it's worse. 0.99

01:49:04.860 It may sound gay, but weirdly... 1.00

01:49:06.280 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:49:07.820 But it's weirdly... 0.99

01:49:09.220 I agree with Jose. 1.00

01:49:10.540 Y'all, you are retarded, dude. 1.00

01:49:12.180 Imagine... 1.00

01:49:13.220 It'd be like, okay, I can fuck an asshole with a dick coming out of it. 1.00

01:49:16.860 And if you're... 1.00

01:49:17.520 Or I can fuck an asshole without a dick in it. 1.00

01:49:19.200 I mean, like... 1.00

01:49:20.560 No, but that asshole... 1.00

01:49:22.660 That asshole is just, like, a taint away from the... 1.00

01:49:25.280 It doesn't matter. 1.00

01:49:26.100 It's not there anymore.

01:49:27.580 It's going to smell horrible.

01:49:28.820 No. 0.99

01:49:29.400 Look, we get it, mailbag, but yeah, there's blue checks that follow this lunatic.

01:49:35.560 Well, a blue check doesn't mean anything now on Elon's Twitter, but the...

01:49:39.360 Well, it's a senator, so...

01:49:39.960 Sorry, Clinton's off.

01:49:41.180 I think that Ohio senator follows everybody.

01:49:44.900 I think that guy follows me.

01:49:46.340 Yeah, I think he follows me.

01:49:47.440 He definitely follows me.

01:49:50.000 So, I'm sorry, you guys were having a... 1.00

01:49:52.040 I don't understand this whole thing of, like, I'd rather this tranny have a dick rather than not have a dick. 1.00

01:49:57.460 I just told you, because if you get rid of the dick, it's going to smell horrible, dude. 1.00

01:50:01.260 You don't know that. 1.00

01:50:02.160 Have you been around post-op women?

01:50:04.480 No.

01:50:05.500 Okay, then you're just lying. 1.00

01:50:06.480 Yeah, you have, you fucking lying. 1.00

01:50:07.560 We're taking our fucking advice from right-wing Twitter that really hates trannies, so... 1.00

01:50:13.000 That's my belief of what... 0.99

01:50:16.060 They've never seen you at all.

01:50:16.580 But I feel like right-wing Twitter likes post-op trannies more than pre-op trannies. 1.00

01:50:23.380 Because post-op trannies are at least going to be closer to a woman than a pre-op tranny is. 1.00

01:50:28.260 And they're like... 1.00

01:50:28.860 See, Oda's on the other side of this, but he's obviously right-wing Twitter, and he's like, keep that dick. 1.00

01:50:34.400 I want to fuck your butt. 1.00

01:50:35.100 This is a real right-wing divide right here. 1.00

01:50:37.720 Well, you're going to... 1.00

01:50:39.400 I think you're going to fuck the butt either way, so you're going to fuck the butt. 1.00

01:50:41.960 Yes, that's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:50:42.820 Why would you want a dick there as well? 1.00

01:50:44.660 If you're fucking a butt, and then this other dick starts hitting your balls while it's happening, I'd much rather not have that. 1.00

01:50:50.620 Or I get the necrotic, wafty smell of her fucking rotting hole. 1.00

01:50:53.420 I'd much rather not have that. 1.00

01:50:55.180 Exactly, exactly.

01:50:56.280 Exactly.

01:50:56.820 That's what I'm talking about.

01:50:58.340 Jose just put it hurt.

01:50:59.440 You don't, but like, if they keep...

01:51:00.940 Let's say they...

01:51:01.800 I mean, I feel like most of them have to keep it, like, kempt in some way. 0.99

01:51:06.780 The necrotic oeuvre is the only thing that gets my dick hard anymore. 0.98

01:51:12.880 That was a very Jose-like way of bringing it to me. 0.99

01:51:16.120 You're dead on side in so many different levels, and I'm here for it. 0.99

01:51:19.100 I just feel like if you're pulling panties down, and then you get to it, and then a dick pops out, I feel like that's way worse than to pull it down, and then like a weird bloody hole. 0.99

01:51:27.740 Yeah, now you're like... 0.99

01:51:28.520 Because I'm already around the weird bloody hole. 0.99

01:51:30.400 The weird bloody hole sounds way more fucked up to me. 0.99

01:51:32.760 Okay. 1.00

01:51:33.580 That happens once a month.

01:51:34.800 I can deal with the weird bloody hole. 0.87

01:51:35.900 Toad is on record. 1.00

01:51:36.740 He wants a dick. 1.00

01:51:37.660 So what are you doing with that dick, Toad? 1.00

01:51:40.420 Ignoring it. 1.00

01:51:41.080 Yeah, yeah, I mean, I would ignore it. 1.00

01:51:42.280 You can't ignore a dick. 1.00

01:51:43.240 You can't ignore it. 1.00

01:51:44.460 Maybe if you're ignoring a dick, you can just be gay. 1.00

01:51:47.160 All right? 1.00

01:51:47.600 If you're just ignoring a dick... 1.00

01:51:48.900 What a fucking weird position to hold. 1.00

01:51:51.160 You're like, no, I want there to be a dick, but I don't want to do anything with it. 1.00

01:51:53.820 No, I prefer that there is a dick to a real persona. 1.00

01:51:57.360 That is what I stand. 1.00

01:51:58.480 You are insane. 1.00

01:51:58.780 Doesn't mean he actually likes dick. 1.00

01:52:00.580 It's just like... 1.00

01:52:01.200 No, it does.

01:52:02.480 And you know what? 1.00

01:52:03.260 If you're going to fuck a ladyboy, I feel like you want the authentic experience. 1.00

01:52:05.840 If you're going that route, like... 1.00

01:52:07.560 And I feel like that...

01:52:08.660 What's more authentic than someone who's done all the way of chopping their pieces off?

01:52:12.600 Look, I don't want those extreme body modifications.

01:52:16.400 I like what is natural better, and...

01:52:18.920 No, hold on. 0.97

01:52:20.640 That means you don't want a tranny that has a boob job. 1.00

01:52:23.480 You would want just a flat-chested dude. 1.00

01:52:26.000 He just wants to fuck dude. 1.00

01:52:27.360 I'm fucking a long-haired dude with a makeup on. 1.00

01:52:31.340 Take that makeup off. 0.99

01:52:32.420 I want you to do natural.

01:52:33.360 Take that wig off. 0.99

01:52:34.260 Take those fake tits off. 1.00

01:52:35.460 Let's fucking do this, old boy. 1.00

01:52:36.800 No, that's interesting, because I would actually... 0.99

01:52:38.000 Why don't you stop saving?

01:52:38.580 It's not normal.

01:52:39.960 Lose the name.

01:52:40.680 I'm going to call you Brad.

01:52:41.880 It's going to be a little much better.

01:52:42.860 If the tranny... 0.98

01:52:44.880 If the tranny... 0.98

01:52:46.840 If the tranny is able to pump... 0.98

01:52:48.680 If the tranny is able to pump hormones, so they have almost some sort of natural titties, 1.00

01:52:56.240 that's what I would opt for. 0.94

01:52:57.440 Yes!

01:52:58.380 You want to make a dude, dude!

01:53:00.320 I have one other question about this.

01:53:05.380 I have another question.

01:53:11.220 My other question about this is...

01:53:13.960 I have lots of questions for you, Doug.

01:53:16.240 Oh, my God.

01:53:18.640 Is this person...

01:53:19.740 Is this person who replied to Tom...

01:53:22.520 Are they implying...

01:53:23.440 I don't know if this is true or not.

01:53:24.700 Are they implying...

01:53:26.240 Are they implying...

01:53:28.160 Are they implying that...

01:53:29.400 Are they implying that a trans woman has better... 0.96

01:53:35.240 Like, they have better butthole cleanliness than a man does? 1.00

01:53:40.660 Is that the implication?

01:53:41.740 Oh, God, dude.

01:53:44.040 I just love the fact that... 0.99

01:53:45.980 Better anal hygiene. 0.98

01:53:48.100 He's trying to, like, brief us. 0.98

01:53:49.620 Like, bro, come on, guys.

01:53:50.460 Keep the show going.

01:53:51.200 I know you're lying.

01:53:52.060 I'm lying.

01:53:52.780 He's like, I... 1.00

01:53:53.640 I just want to fuck a guy. 1.00

01:53:56.200 He's a so good-sized woman. 1.00

01:53:59.960 The closer to natural the possible.

01:54:02.680 And that's literally what he said. 0.98

01:54:04.700 It's fucking amazing. 0.99

01:54:06.860 He's like, put that dress up. 1.00

01:54:08.400 Put on some fucking Levi's. 1.00

01:54:09.620 What are we doing here? 1.00

01:54:10.380 Let's just drop the charade right now. 1.00

01:54:12.180 We just want to fuck, right? 1.00

01:54:13.480 We're just two guys that want to bang. 1.00

01:54:15.360 Look, this is within the scope of you have to fuck a tranny. 1.00

01:54:24.120 Like, what would be most preferable? 1.00

01:54:25.700 Yeah, and you said you would like it to be as close to a man as possible.

01:54:30.120 No!

01:54:30.620 That's literally what you said.

01:54:32.020 No, they still have to look feminine. 0.97

01:54:34.960 That's the thing. 0.99

01:54:35.800 I love the fact that, like, the thought that Toad goes to drag shows and he's like, what's with all the fucking dresses? 0.99

01:54:40.680 Like, come on, can we get some, like, manliness up in here? 0.99

01:54:45.720 What's with all the dresses?

01:54:48.940 Like, can we?

01:54:50.820 Oh my god, dude.

01:54:52.160 Like, can you not just, like, I don't know, wear some overalls, guys?

01:54:55.200 Like, come on.

01:54:55.840 I want some... 1.00

01:54:56.440 I want the real shit. 1.00

01:54:58.780 Yes! 1.00

01:55:00.420 If you're gonna fuck the tranny, man, yeah, you want the legit, like, femboy experience, all right? 1.00

01:55:05.500 Oh, god. 1.00

01:55:06.580 This is why I do this show.

01:55:07.820 That was so good.

01:55:08.500 Where do we go from here?

01:55:10.340 No, we're done.

01:55:11.600 We're done.

01:55:12.160 That was it.

01:55:13.320 You've got to wait for the end, dude.

01:55:14.760 This is Targeting Green Man. 0.86

01:55:16.700 I just came, so... 0.99

01:55:17.980 Dude, the end, the plasma was at the end of a show, and the fucking... 1.00

01:55:23.480 Toad wanting a natural man to fuck. 1.00

01:55:29.920 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

01:55:30.840 I refrain from banging Lorenzo.

01:55:32.800 Cole, you're gonna have to go talk Dickie off the ledge.

01:55:35.980 He's like...

01:55:36.500 He's all upset.

01:55:39.620 You know what?

01:55:40.420 This makes me laugh more.

01:55:43.140 Are we talking about Dickie or Lil Dickie?

01:55:45.440 Yes, sir.

01:55:45.820 What about my tweet?

01:55:47.020 Which one?

01:55:47.880 Oh, oh, the one with Wendigoon? 0.99

01:55:49.640 Oh, that was...

01:55:50.660 Oh, yeah, that was good. 1.00

01:55:51.940 Fuck, I mean... 1.00

01:55:52.560 How can we top what just happened, though? 1.00

01:55:54.120 Yeah, I don't know. 0.86

01:55:54.740 I mean, basically, there's an old fucking glowy trap that happened, like, in 2021 or something 0.99

01:56:00.460 like that, of this girl with a fucking AK. 0.99

01:56:03.740 That's a great... 1.00

01:56:04.580 It's just, like, this girl with an AK, and it's obviously a fucking dude that just had 0.99

01:56:10.780 a face app. 0.99

01:56:11.900 And it's like...

01:56:12.580 It was like, hey, I'm new to the app.

01:56:14.220 And it had, like, thousands of likes.

01:56:16.100 And my theory is that it's actually Wendigoon.

01:56:20.240 Wendigoon, because the handle is named as Isaac, and Wendigoon's name is Isaac.

01:56:27.660 He's a big gun nut, so he has AKs.

01:56:30.080 He probably has fatigues as well.

01:56:34.000 Yeah, and, like, and he's also...

01:56:36.420 Yeah, he's super into, like, fed, he's a libertarian, so he's, like, into libertarian 0.97

01:56:40.920 culture and these fucking weird memes. 0.94

01:56:43.000 And it kind of looks like him. 0.99

01:56:44.620 Like, as a woman, it kind of...

01:56:45.900 I mean, you can scroll down.

01:56:47.260 He does the same... 0.99

01:56:48.080 I mean, it's the same fucking kind of picture. 1.00

01:56:49.600 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:56:51.140 It's...

01:56:51.460 I know...

01:56:52.020 I understand.

01:56:52.560 It's a different gun, okay?

01:56:54.240 I understand that.

01:56:55.340 And different fatigues.

01:56:57.080 Okay, but if he has fatigues, and he has guns, and he takes pictures with them...

01:57:01.320 No gun guy has one pair of fatigues.

01:57:03.500 Like, super uber gun guy.

01:57:04.960 He also has a...

01:57:05.700 Yeah, if you have a foul, you have a dozen set of fatigues.

01:57:10.220 Wendigoon, you can tell that that's a face app of Wendigoon, like, being made female 0.83

01:57:16.460 as well, because look at Wendigoon.

01:57:18.560 Like, he has a very feminine look to him.

01:57:20.580 He has the same kind of thing with what Clint was talking about. 1.00

01:57:22.740 So you want to fuck him, don't you? 1.00

01:57:23.740 I'm turned on right now. 1.00

01:57:24.760 You wanted to fuck him. 1.00

01:57:28.140 He's like, I'm going to fuck you, but I have to call you Isaac. 1.00

01:57:30.600 I want to call you Isaac. 1.00

01:57:31.600 So I was like, hey, could you grow out your facial hair before we fuck? 0.99

01:57:34.720 Because I don't... 1.00

01:57:35.540 I like this.

01:57:36.020 I don't...

01:57:36.460 I want you to be natural. 1.00

01:57:41.060 You're such a homo, dude. 1.00

01:57:42.240 It's unbelievable. 1.00

01:57:45.960 I love it how my homosexuality there got, like, got covered by his. 0.85

01:57:50.340 Oh, yeah.

01:57:51.660 Because he came out swinging for the fences.

01:57:53.700 He's just like, no, no, no. 1.00

01:57:55.020 I want the dick. 1.00

01:57:55.760 I want the dick. 1.00

01:57:56.420 I don't want a dress. 1.00

01:57:57.420 I don't want fake tits. 1.00

01:57:58.820 I want the fucking asshole. 1.00

01:58:01.040 I want the fucking... 1.00

01:58:02.140 It's like, if I'm going to fuck a dude-ass, I'm going to fuck a dude-ass. 1.00

01:58:05.260 Whistly face there rubbing against mine. 1.00

01:58:08.820 I want homeboy to be named John or fucking Butch or Billy or something. 0.99

01:58:12.840 I want to run my hands through his chest hair. 0.99

01:58:16.300 You remember I was...

01:58:18.940 I preferred Blair White to Buck Angel, so you remember that.

01:58:23.620 All right, guys. 0.96

01:58:24.520 You all ready to get the fuck out of here? 0.98

01:58:25.420 Yeah, that was great. 0.98

01:58:26.220 That's a two-hour show for episode 100.

01:58:28.000 You're all welcome.

01:58:28.800 Thank you again for watching, though.

01:58:29.960 I like this new layout.

01:58:31.360 I'm, like, here for it big time.

01:58:32.680 I know what your search history is now, Toad.

01:58:34.760 I know what it is.

01:58:35.840 Oh, it's a natural man.

01:58:38.940 I like this vibe.

01:58:40.420 Now we got someone working the back.

01:58:41.920 Thank you, Lil Dicky.

01:58:42.920 Thank you.

01:58:43.320 Thank you, Lil Dicky.

01:58:44.120 Shout out, Lil Dicky. 0.98

01:58:44.820 I love working the back, man.

01:58:47.360 But...

01:58:47.640 Yeah, you do.

01:58:48.080 I had to give up. 1.00

01:58:48.800 Yeah, you fucking do. 1.00

01:58:50.380 All right. 1.00

01:58:51.840 Just saying.

01:58:52.780 Love you guys.

01:58:53.520 We're out.

01:58:54.000 Peace.

01:58:55.100 Peace.

01:58:55.280 Thank you so much.

01:58:56.040 Peace out.

01:58:57.000 100 episodes.

Tower Gang - December 09, 2022

Ep 100 - A Natural Man

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