Tower Gang - Ep 104 - Bushy Bussy

00:00:00.000 Oh, shit.

00:00:00.920 What's up, retards?

00:00:02.140 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:00:04.780 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets.

00:00:07.880 Yeah.

00:00:08.940 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.840 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes.

00:00:13.800 Come in now.

00:00:15.920 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.

00:00:20.900 White women must be stopped.

00:00:22.900 That's right.

00:00:23.960 Yeah.

00:00:26.060 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:00:30.000 What?

00:00:30.580 Your ass-to-penis ratio.

00:00:33.180 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:00:35.600 You said n***er.

00:00:36.560 Oh, Jesus.

00:00:37.840 Whee!

00:00:39.420 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:00:41.240 Whee!

00:00:42.140 Whee!

00:00:42.580 Whee!

00:00:42.820 Whee!

00:00:44.640 Welcome, everybody, to another live stream edition of Tower Gang.

00:00:48.500 We are the number one Black Lives Matter podcast in the universe.

00:00:52.860 Also written up very fondly by the SPLC, I might add.

00:00:56.340 And as always, we're joined by Jose Galasson, host of No Way Jose.

00:01:00.340 I'm so excited.

00:01:01.400 We will get an SPLC after Tim Cass.

00:01:03.320 I'm so fucking excited.

00:01:04.720 That one's going to fucking slap.

00:01:06.820 That is going to be pretty dope.

00:01:08.080 Second, that'll be my second time.

00:01:09.200 Pretty proud of that.

00:01:10.200 We got Toad, at Tower Gang Toad.

00:01:12.440 Make sure you follow him on Twitter, because he's been banned a bunch.

00:01:14.940 And the host of TopLobster.com, Mr. Top Lobster.

00:01:17.700 What's up?

00:01:18.460 Hello.

00:01:18.980 I forgot to change my ad.

00:01:20.060 We'll talk about it when we do plugs, but I need to change my ad on there.

00:01:23.180 But go ahead.

00:01:23.520 Oh, that's right.

00:01:24.780 Yeah.

00:01:25.560 I'm a host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:28.900 I guess we're doing plugs later.

00:01:30.180 So we'll just hop right in the mailbag, right?

00:01:32.580 Yeah, let's do it.

00:01:33.740 Yeah.

00:01:34.220 Jump right in that sack.

00:01:35.980 Where the fuck am I?

00:01:36.760 Dickie.

00:01:37.760 Dickie, we just started the show.

00:01:38.780 You got to be faster.

00:01:39.660 Oh my God.

00:01:40.320 He's fired.

00:01:41.020 He's fired.

00:01:41.420 He's going to plop those balls right on the table right away, man.

00:01:44.360 Let's go ahead.

00:01:46.500 Pull out the pubes.

00:01:48.680 All right.

00:01:48.900 Let's go.

00:01:49.700 All right.

00:01:50.320 Lorenzo's question is, what is everyone's favorite band or song at the moment and why?

00:01:57.240 I've been really feeling Dayseeker lately.

00:01:59.380 Like for a new one, for old school stuff that like, I just put a thing today.

00:02:04.100 Probably, fuck, I don't know.

00:02:06.900 Maybe The Ocean by May.

00:02:08.540 If anyone knows that, it's a good band.

00:02:10.320 Or a good song.

00:02:11.160 My favorite forever has been Kendrick Lamar.

00:02:13.480 He's just unbelievable.

00:02:14.820 It's a specific song, right?

00:02:16.140 Yeah.

00:02:16.300 I don't have to say a specific song.

00:02:18.760 Every verse he drops is like, it's acapella.

00:02:23.540 It's still musical.

00:02:24.720 It's incredible.

00:02:26.100 He's satanic, man.

00:02:28.180 All right.

00:02:28.500 Yeah.

00:02:29.060 Well, he made the right deal with the devil because this shit's fire.

00:02:32.780 I've been like real country since I moved down here.

00:02:35.680 So Jelly Roll.

00:02:39.320 Jelly Roll's been playing all the time.

00:02:41.580 Jelly Roll Morton?

00:02:43.960 I don't know his fucking last name.

00:02:45.360 He's actually a weird country rock mix.

00:02:47.360 I like him.

00:02:47.880 He's cool.

00:02:48.700 Yeah.

00:02:49.080 He was at Skank Fest.

00:02:50.300 I was going to say, dude, he performed at him.

00:02:51.720 Oh, so not him.

00:02:52.880 It's the weirdest thing.

00:02:54.140 So he's like, people thought Big J was Jelly Roll for a long time at Skank Fest.

00:02:58.580 That'd be a good name for Big J.

00:03:00.580 Yeah, because he was performing there and then they kind of like look alike.

00:03:03.380 And then he actually showed up to the venue and I was like, who the fuck is this guy?

00:03:06.820 But people knew him.

00:03:08.000 And then I get back home and I start listening to like popular country radio.

00:03:11.600 And this motherfucker is like number one.

00:03:13.560 He's got like a number one hit out.

00:03:15.640 So that guy and in Colter Wall.

00:03:18.620 Hell yeah.

00:03:19.560 I've been going.

00:03:20.300 Never fucking heard of Jelly Roll.

00:03:22.800 And I feel like Jelly Roll, I feel like is just a name that applies to every fat guy.

00:03:27.400 You're a fucking Yankee, Toad.

00:03:29.060 That's why you've never heard of him, you fucking Northern Yankee.

00:03:31.760 Jesus Christ.

00:03:33.280 I am.

00:03:35.080 I'm going to have to go with a like an Italian progressive like hardcore band, Death Strange.

00:03:43.540 The song Private Party, which is like this really upbeat song featuring Devin Townsend, who is a Canadian prog rock master.

00:03:52.340 And yeah, the song has like this ridiculously dark message, but it's all like upbeat shit.

00:03:58.080 This is the musical selection of someone who is slowly sipping an IPA and telling you about the notes of the beverage.

00:04:04.840 Real quick, for new music.

00:04:07.280 For new music that I've been digging.

00:04:09.940 The Death of Peace of Mind by Bad Omens.

00:04:12.680 That song slaps so fucking hard.

00:04:15.000 But go ahead.

00:04:15.960 Next one.

00:04:17.100 I gotta check that one out.

00:04:18.260 Yeah.

00:04:20.040 Novum asks, besides the fact that resolutions are kind of stupid, do y'all have any New Year's goals?

00:04:26.760 Nope.

00:04:27.500 I'm glad you asked this because I boarded up in the chat if we should do New Year's resolutions and all of them called me faggots.

00:04:35.600 That's not true.

00:04:37.920 We got it.

00:04:38.620 We got it.

00:04:38.800 We got beefcake in here.

00:04:40.540 I actually sent in to the chat last night saying we should do a sober February with some clever name and do a fat loss and sobriety of all types competition.

00:04:54.040 And only Cole responded with, yeah, let's do that.

00:04:56.620 I was like, yeah, let's fucking do it.

00:04:57.980 Cole's like, I'm already doing that right now.

00:04:59.500 Yeah, he has a newborn.

00:05:00.800 If he's getting drunk on the reg, he's retarded right now.

00:05:03.600 He's already working out and not drinking.

00:05:04.380 I haven't gotten drunk on the reg in a while.

00:05:06.480 Yeah.

00:05:06.980 Oh, man.

00:05:07.480 Getting drunk at all, like a newborn, bad idea.

00:05:10.180 But go ahead.

00:05:10.900 New Year's Eve into New Year's Day, I was like drinking and I was kind of twisted.

00:05:16.340 And so I went to sleep and we woke up.

00:05:18.300 We had to bring my son to the hospital again.

00:05:19.760 The same shit that happened in your 100th episode, Jose.

00:05:22.960 He had croup again.

00:05:23.780 And I was like, oh, my God.

00:05:24.920 I drove, but I was like, this is not good.

00:05:28.000 I can't be doing this kind of shit anymore.

00:05:29.880 Yeah, really, if your kid's under five, you probably really shouldn't get hammered.

00:05:36.200 Like, maybe a little tipsy, maybe, but don't get hammered at all.

00:05:38.560 The only great thing about driving your kid to the hospital is the drinking.

00:05:42.340 So, like.

00:05:44.200 I feel like Jose is saying he doesn't want to do this weight loss competition because his children are grown.

00:05:49.500 That's the weirdest argumentation.

00:05:51.600 No, I think it's the sobriety thing.

00:05:53.240 This dude gets fucked up on a weekly basis.

00:05:56.940 And, like, at least if we said, hey, you can't smoke weed either, he'd be like, I'm out.

00:06:00.740 I can't.

00:06:01.620 I quit the game.

00:06:02.920 Basically, Jose, you're saying you can't do this.

00:06:05.380 Oh, I can.

00:06:06.160 I'm fully capable of being sober and so on.

00:06:08.100 Jose, I don't want to.

00:06:08.920 It sounds like Toto with his gambling non-addiction.

00:06:11.640 I hate to break it.

00:06:12.720 You can't quit the gambling.

00:06:15.360 Toto has stopped gambling for a month.

00:06:17.220 I'll be so long.

00:06:18.220 That's not happening.

00:06:19.500 That's an addiction, Toto.

00:06:21.460 If you can't stop, that's an addiction.

00:06:22.920 You're telling me to stop my profession.

00:06:25.240 I can't stop winning, guys.

00:06:27.220 It's an amateur profession.

00:06:28.900 Why would I take a break from crushing all this puss?

00:06:31.820 That's right.

00:06:32.940 This show is like, it's so much better when Cole is here.

00:06:38.300 Toto, you make a point of saying that you're a semi-professional gambler.

00:06:43.780 That means you can semi-stop for a month.

00:06:47.420 I really can't.

00:06:48.700 Yeah, because it's an addiction.

00:06:51.220 It's not that you can't because of financial reasons.

00:06:54.760 He was semi in a threesome with you a couple months ago.

00:06:57.260 Yeah, sure.

00:06:58.860 No, he was fully erect.

00:07:02.080 Toto, unmute yourself, you idiot.

00:07:03.680 I didn't mute myself.

00:07:05.540 Somebody else fucking muted me.

00:07:06.820 Oh, it's Jose.

00:07:08.120 Jose's laughing too hard to not be the one that muted him.

00:07:12.240 That's a little bitch.

00:07:13.660 That's going to be the move.

00:07:14.540 Start, like, spurging him about gambling.

00:07:16.420 Just mute me.

00:07:16.920 I'm not even...

00:07:18.240 I'm not even...

00:07:18.820 I'm not even...

00:07:19.360 I'm not even...

00:07:19.860 I'm not even...

00:07:20.820 I'm not even...

00:07:21.060 I'm not even...

00:07:22.880 I didn't do that.

00:07:24.360 I didn't do that.

00:07:25.120 I don't know who else was...

00:07:26.060 It was Lil Dicky, that fucking faggot.

00:07:28.920 No.

00:07:30.820 Dude, no.

00:07:31.680 I wasn't going to...

00:07:32.600 I'm not talking about it at all.

00:07:33.620 I was going to say...

00:07:34.320 I have so many ideas.

00:07:35.840 Once we get this OBS shit up running, we're going to...

00:07:38.060 Oh, my God.

00:07:38.620 I will go sober in February since I am already sober.

00:07:41.720 And as we know, the last...

00:07:43.120 Literally the last two times I got drunk, one time I wound up...

00:07:46.920 All right, all right.

00:07:49.920 Don't do that.

00:07:50.420 Don't do that.

00:07:50.840 Come on.

00:07:51.080 One time I'm done.

00:07:52.300 You fucking asshole.

00:07:55.700 Yeah, literally the last two times I was actually drunk.

00:07:58.640 The first time I wound up jerking off in front of a threesome,

00:08:01.160 and the other time I wound up getting kicked out of a bar in front of Robbie the Fire,

00:08:04.320 and BK Chris.

00:08:05.340 Dude, that's like the coolest shit ever.

00:08:07.020 Like, drink more, baby.

00:08:07.880 I feel like...

00:08:08.400 It's Giga Chad energy.

00:08:10.200 We made him tell the stories for the show when you're an alcoholic.

00:08:13.100 Just do it for the show.

00:08:14.360 We made him tell the story about him, like, jerking off in a threesome,

00:08:17.520 and it wasn't bad enough.

00:08:18.760 But, like, if we keep muting him, I feel like Toad's going to completely lose his shit.

00:08:22.380 Oh, he's going to...

00:08:23.380 Yeah, I mean, he's going to go...

00:08:24.840 Who's the guy that put his gun in his mouth after he was, like, playing the...

00:08:27.340 He was, like, just...

00:08:28.420 That's going to be Toad.

00:08:29.140 He's just going to be, like, bam, right on his...

00:08:31.360 It should be every politician.

00:08:33.520 They should follow him in his footsteps, but...

00:08:35.600 I really think, Toad, that if we do the sober thing,

00:08:38.240 it has to be something that you're addicted to,

00:08:40.860 and yours would be gambling.

00:08:42.160 You would have to give it up for a month.

00:08:43.800 Like, it would be...

00:08:45.000 I don't know what I would have to...

00:08:45.860 I would...

00:08:46.300 I don't fucking know.

00:08:46.940 Let's do a weight loss challenge, goddammit.

00:08:48.840 I'm giving up...

00:08:49.380 That's fine, too.

00:08:49.980 I would do that.

00:08:50.900 Yeah.

00:08:51.920 I could give up certain kinds of food.

00:08:54.780 I could give up porn.

00:08:56.180 Like, there are a lot of...

00:08:56.900 You already gave up porn.

00:08:57.960 Are you lying?

00:08:58.460 You couldn't do either of those things.

00:08:59.940 I semi-gamed it up.

00:09:02.540 Let's have a contest, though.

00:09:03.620 Come on.

00:09:04.940 I already said the parameters, too.

00:09:07.320 I said the parameters, because immediately I thought,

00:09:09.560 okay, we would do before and after pictures,

00:09:11.820 as well as body fat percentage at the beginning and the end,

00:09:16.760 because I don't think weight loss is necessarily...

00:09:18.840 Like, you can lose weight, but body fat percentage

00:09:20.620 is what you really want to lose.

00:09:22.040 Yeah.

00:09:22.220 And then maybe some, like, other thing.

00:09:25.660 Maybe, like, you have to do a certain amount of exercises.

00:09:28.600 I don't know if y'all have, like, any type of fitness tracker.

00:09:30.960 So sober October, but February?

00:09:33.540 Yeah, basically, yeah.

00:09:34.660 And then you can't drink, or you can't, you know, smoke weed.

00:09:38.240 I'm only tolerable on this show because I drink.

00:09:41.180 Like, I get...

00:09:42.100 It gets better for me.

00:09:44.280 I'm out.

00:09:46.720 We also start all...

00:09:48.080 We all have to do steroids, and we all have...

00:09:50.300 Let's do fucking Steroid February.

00:09:55.660 I've got two kids.

00:09:57.160 I can just say that they want to transition.

00:09:58.620 I'll hook the homies up.

00:09:59.820 Yo, let's go, dude.

00:10:00.940 I'm going to take your fucking little four-year-old...

00:10:04.220 Doctor, I identify as an alpha male.

00:10:10.440 We all start taking tests and trend,

00:10:12.780 and we're all getting, like, fucking jacked.

00:10:15.100 Like, we're just...

00:10:16.020 The final day in February, like...

00:10:18.120 And again, Toad, it's only 28 days you don't have to gamble.

00:10:20.300 And that's only, like...

00:10:21.600 But I guess you do, like, gamble every day.

00:10:23.720 This is not going to happen because January and February,

00:10:26.560 I, like, crush it because it's college basketball.

00:10:29.200 Mute him.

00:10:29.680 Mute him.

00:10:30.580 Mute him.

00:10:33.300 Let's do faggot February where we all have to fuck a dude every day.

00:10:37.340 All right.

00:10:37.860 Oh, my God.

00:10:39.600 All right.

00:10:40.340 Faggot February where we have to give up being heterosexual.

00:10:43.080 Dude, I like steroids.

00:10:44.120 If we ever get large enough to where we can afford to, like...

00:10:46.980 Because steroids are not cheap.

00:10:48.400 If we can get to a point where we can afford steroids for the whole crew,

00:10:51.300 hell yeah, I'm here for it.

00:10:52.520 Like, let's go to Tijuana.

00:10:53.200 I feel like we could find some cheap-ass steroids,

00:10:55.460 and that makes it even fun.

00:10:56.660 Yeah, let's go to Tijuana.

00:10:57.880 It's like we go and get the cheapest steroids.

00:11:01.240 Dude, let's go to Tijuana and get some horse fucking roids

00:11:03.960 and just, like, see how much we can take before our hearts stop.

00:11:07.040 How about we just...

00:11:07.960 Yeah, or we could just all take the COVID vaccine

00:11:10.060 and then still just have our hearts stop anyway.

00:11:12.400 So, like, let's just skip right to the end.

00:11:14.700 No, this is actually perfect

00:11:15.740 because if Timcast has us on two or three more times,

00:11:18.940 well, then by the time Cole gets on there,

00:11:20.760 he is fucking giga-chatted out.

00:11:22.940 Oh, my God.

00:11:24.260 Oh, yeah.

00:11:25.480 Imagine...

00:11:25.920 And I want you going in there with, like, fucking G-string tank top.

00:11:28.720 Oh, yeah.

00:11:29.240 Just the fucking...

00:11:30.280 The Borat tank top.

00:11:31.680 Just barely covering it.

00:11:32.500 Yeah, the main team.

00:11:35.020 Hell, yeah.

00:11:35.820 All right.

00:11:35.980 What do we got next, Dickie?

00:11:37.140 Oh, by the way, I do have a new resolution.

00:11:39.320 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:11:40.200 Me too, I think.

00:11:40.860 That's...

00:11:41.220 Me too.

00:11:42.240 Well, mine is actually...

00:11:43.780 I'm going for a certain type of license in my profession.

00:11:47.980 So I was supposed to get that this year.

00:11:49.560 And it's very, very important.

00:11:50.760 And my new year is actually just steady every night.

00:11:52.540 Like a podcasting license?

00:11:54.100 Yeah, a podcasting license.

00:11:56.120 I got...

00:11:56.960 We're all betting on this.

00:11:58.860 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:11:59.920 I'm an agar caster.

00:12:01.660 Agarist caster.

00:12:02.460 I don't go license route, dude.

00:12:03.900 I'm just fucking...

00:12:04.560 I'm just slinging this pirate radio.

00:12:06.180 I just drive that fucking forklift.

00:12:07.440 I don't need a fucking certification.

00:12:10.180 Hell, yeah.

00:12:10.560 What do we got?

00:12:11.300 What do we got, little Dickie?

00:12:13.660 All right.

00:12:14.120 Phil Dog asks,

00:12:15.600 does anyone know anything about Kalina George on Twitter?

00:12:19.980 Seems like a possible fembot.

00:12:22.060 She's the hottest body of any libertarian I have ever seen.

00:12:26.480 Oh, that's the fitness chick chick?

00:12:28.280 That's the yoga chick.

00:12:29.940 You know the one who, like, every other week is like,

00:12:32.160 why is an LPA national a fucking LPA?

00:12:33.740 Yeah, it's just that one, isn't it?

00:12:34.860 She's like, I've been on Twitter for fucking 48 hours.

00:12:37.480 Why has the LB national not made me their top mascot?

00:12:42.780 I like the aggressive attitude of if she is, in fact, a real person.

00:12:46.800 I challenged her.

00:12:47.580 I said, show feet pics or I'm going to block you.

00:12:49.840 She has a YouTube, so it's a real person.

00:12:51.980 The question is, is it a tad?

00:12:52.840 Oh, does she?

00:12:53.560 Yeah.

00:12:53.780 No, she's definitely a person, but, like, also definitely Langley affiliated.

00:13:01.540 Wait, I should get out of her DMs, then?

00:13:04.240 Yes, Toad, please do.

00:13:05.060 Of course you're in her DMs.

00:13:06.400 Of course.

00:13:07.480 It's basically MJ, but way more whorish, but not whorish for, like, men.

00:13:11.840 Whorish for, like, liberty, like, national, which is very weird.

00:13:15.120 I hate that.

00:13:16.120 I hate when girls are all about liberty.

00:13:17.840 It's just, like, it's so...

00:13:19.840 Stop trying to leave!

00:13:21.920 The only time they're, like, citrus is when they're women.

00:13:28.960 You cannot leave!

00:13:31.020 Another day to wipe these hoes, man.

00:13:34.240 Oh, we should talk about that.

00:13:35.800 Yeah.

00:13:36.120 We can talk about that.

00:13:36.920 Completely justified, right?

00:13:38.220 I mean, let's be honest.

00:13:40.560 Let's be honest.

00:13:41.360 If your wife slaps you and you don't respond with a closed fist, you're showing restraint.

00:13:46.140 Am I wrong?

00:13:46.880 No, you're right.

00:13:48.120 You did not escalate the situation.

00:13:49.620 Just because you're bigger and stronger.

00:13:50.980 Like, I mean...

00:13:52.100 She initiated the aggression, man.

00:13:54.020 I mean, on the real, legally speaking, I think he's completely justified.

00:13:57.440 It was pretty fucking...

00:13:58.020 Legally, I think he's justified to pull a strap at that point if he wanted to.

00:14:03.080 I wouldn't have advocated it.

00:14:04.680 I wouldn't advocate it, but, you know.

00:14:07.120 That would be so funny.

00:14:08.080 He just pulled, like, he just blows her brains out, right?

00:14:10.360 He's just like, uh, she hit me.

00:14:12.160 I don't know.

00:14:12.620 Oh, I thought you were talking about...

00:14:13.760 I'm cleared for my life.

00:14:14.680 I thought you were talking about he's, like, pulling her bra strap.

00:14:17.180 Your Honor is innocent, Your Honor.

00:14:19.800 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:14:21.420 It looks like...

00:14:22.480 If you watch that video, it looks like they've done that before.

00:14:25.280 Oh, yeah.

00:14:25.760 I think...

00:14:26.100 That was the biggest concern to me.

00:14:27.560 You don't just slap your hoe in the middle of public, like, the first time ever.

00:14:31.520 Like, that's not...

00:14:32.100 And that was definitely not the first time she slapped him.

00:14:34.780 That's a fact.

00:14:35.340 Oh, yeah.

00:14:36.240 I just...

00:14:36.900 I would love to know...

00:14:37.800 Does anybody know the backstory?

00:14:39.080 Like, why?

00:14:39.840 Why did it happen?

00:14:40.380 That's probably what gets them off.

00:14:42.180 Like, they probably, like, do the foreplay.

00:14:43.920 Like, I've seen couples like that.

00:14:44.880 They fucked so hard when they got back to it.

00:14:47.060 When I see shit like that...

00:14:48.220 He does what Jose thinks he does.

00:14:52.680 When I see shit like that, I just think to myself, like, why would a billionaire ever get married?

00:14:58.100 I know that sounds fucked up to think, but, like, that's honestly my first thought.

00:15:01.460 I'm like, Dana White.

00:15:03.440 He travels the world.

00:15:04.660 He's got fucking ring card girls on his payroll.

00:15:07.740 And he's got this bitch at home that slaps the fuck out of him on the regular.

00:15:11.320 Like, that's so crazy to me.

00:15:13.060 You could fly on a private jet, and you've got a woman at home that's beating your ass.

00:15:16.840 Yeah, no, that's your charge.

00:15:17.840 Now, I would want to be married as a billionaire, because as gay as it may sound, I do want someone that, like, loves me.

00:15:22.680 But I'm going to be on the real and be like, yo, I'm going to be fucking other bitches.

00:15:26.960 Like, let's just...

00:15:27.320 Do you know how many women loved Chris D'Elia?

00:15:30.800 Oh, is that the segue?

00:15:32.780 I was going to say, yeah, Dana White.

00:15:34.180 I'm going to call them women.

00:15:34.880 We're still a male girl.

00:15:36.100 Dana White, dude, he could be trafficking children and blackmailing politicians right now.

00:15:41.440 I don't know why he's not doing that.

00:15:42.980 But yeah, no, I don't...

00:15:43.700 If you're a...

00:15:45.120 If you have an abusive relationship as a billionaire, you're a fuck out.

00:15:48.660 I didn't get it.

00:15:49.540 I didn't get it.

00:15:50.020 Why did he say that?

00:15:51.040 Because he's a billionaire?

00:15:51.940 Or because he's...

00:15:52.480 Yeah.

00:15:53.360 Masada-affiliated?

00:15:54.920 I mean...

00:15:55.180 Is he?

00:15:55.980 I don't know.

00:15:56.600 I'm just throwing out conspiracy theories.

00:15:58.720 No, don't we're asking you.

00:15:59.920 You're the one that said it.

00:16:02.020 You just throw this shit out there, and you're like, you should start...

00:16:05.160 Go ahead.

00:16:05.600 You should start making Toad explain his jokes.

00:16:07.800 It's worse than just making fun of him for him.

00:16:10.500 No, no.

00:16:11.060 Explain that.

00:16:12.940 The only explanation is absurd today.

00:16:16.700 He's wearing the explanation on his hat right now.

00:16:21.400 For the listeners, it says, please be patient.

00:16:23.720 I have autism.

00:16:26.000 All right.

00:16:26.340 What was the topic?

00:16:28.740 I don't even remember what the question was.

00:16:30.220 New Year's resolutions.

00:16:31.600 Oh, we're still on that?

00:16:32.660 No, run, gain a wife.

00:16:34.420 Well, what do you want to do better about yourself, Clint?

00:16:36.980 Oh, I've already worked out many two-a-days.

00:16:40.080 I've worked out every day since the first, so...

00:16:41.820 Clint's like, I'm trying to nail more 17-year-old pussy, 18-year-old pussy.

00:16:46.180 I want to be Chris D'Elia.

00:16:47.620 I just don't want to get caught, okay?

00:16:48.840 Chris D'Elia.

00:16:49.460 I'm trying to start a cult here, babies.

00:16:52.760 Oh, it was Kalina George is the thing that came up.

00:16:56.300 Oh, right.

00:16:57.700 Look, someone that got it to...

00:16:58.780 Honest to God, I don't think she's a fed.

00:17:00.300 I think she's a chick whose kid got autism,

00:17:03.940 and she went down the anti-vaxxer route,

00:17:07.340 and then she found libertarians,

00:17:08.920 and then she just, like, that's her thing.

00:17:11.320 That's my honest opinion.

00:17:12.640 I honestly think it's an easy grift,

00:17:14.400 and if you're not doing it, you're retarded.

00:17:16.500 If you're a woman.

00:17:17.260 If you're a woman and you're not.

00:17:18.920 You're automatically going, like, here's my tits.

00:17:21.120 I love liberty.

00:17:22.380 I mean, you're basically...

00:17:23.740 Her body is incredible.

00:17:26.000 And as Jose would say, disgustingly skinny.

00:17:30.540 No, no.

00:17:31.300 Disgustingly skinny.

00:17:31.900 It's cute.

00:17:32.840 I like thick fit.

00:17:35.100 Like, a chick that you can tell is, like, works out,

00:17:37.180 but she's also got, like, a nice titties and ass.

00:17:39.980 But, like...

00:17:40.600 We know.

00:17:41.640 She's, like, fit in a good way.

00:17:43.580 I wouldn't be, like, she's not, like, heroin chic

00:17:45.720 that I make fun of you for.

00:17:46.780 I wouldn't make fun of you for saying...

00:17:48.300 I brought up this because I didn't know if we want to announce this

00:17:53.000 because we are doing a fucking January 6th stream, I believe, right?

00:17:57.120 Friday night, we're going to do a January 6th special,

00:17:59.800 and the live is, I believe, planned to be Patreon only.

00:18:04.240 Wow.

00:18:04.640 So sign the fuck up for that Patreon.

00:18:06.620 Yeah.

00:18:07.060 We're going to have graphics.

00:18:07.800 How do they do that?

00:18:08.460 It's going to be crazy.

00:18:10.480 Huh?

00:18:10.720 We're all going to be naked.

00:18:11.760 It's going to be fucking insane.

00:18:12.480 How do they sign up for the Patreon?

00:18:14.260 Little Dicky, where do they go?

00:18:15.940 Can you...

00:18:16.040 Patreon.com.

00:18:17.540 Oh, look at that.

00:18:19.400 Patreon.com.

00:18:20.100 Patreon.com.

00:18:21.500 Slash Tower Gang Pod.

00:18:23.180 Sorry.

00:18:23.460 Let me just tell you guys, I'm so glad we're in this period now of Tower Gang,

00:18:28.080 because, like, if this was six months ago or eight months ago,

00:18:30.520 you guys would have been...

00:18:31.760 You would have had her on the show, for sure.

00:18:34.860 Oh, you think I won't now?

00:18:37.740 No more white women.

00:18:39.340 We've been specifically about...

00:18:40.520 Wait, who?

00:18:40.580 I forget who we're even talking about.

00:18:42.200 Kalina, again.

00:18:43.460 Kalina, you send me a nude.

00:18:44.740 You are on Tower Gang.

00:18:45.840 I'm just telling you that right now.

00:18:47.260 For sure you would.

00:18:48.660 By the way, also for the audience to know,

00:18:50.820 we, last night, we wrote our podcasting suicide letter,

00:18:55.100 which is basically just a bit that we came up with

00:18:57.340 anytime we want to just cancel, basically,

00:18:59.800 ties to every woman in the Liberty Sphere.

00:19:02.040 Oh, yeah.

00:19:02.740 So anytime we want to, we're just going to bring that out,

00:19:06.020 and it's hilarious, but it will just destroy every bit of reputation we have.

00:19:09.760 I'm not going to lie.

00:19:10.600 I forgot that Josh Smith was in that fucking GC,

00:19:12.980 and I was like, I am so uncomfortable

00:19:15.840 knowing that Josh got to see what I just said.

00:19:18.480 Like, I don't like him being in the group chat,

00:19:21.160 and I want him removed,

00:19:22.120 because I don't know what he's doing without everybody.

00:19:24.180 He literally doesn't say a fucking word

00:19:26.500 for 90 days,

00:19:28.040 and then we're talking about, like,

00:19:29.320 my amalgamation of all the fucking hottest girls in our sphere,

00:19:32.480 and I'm just like,

00:19:33.040 I'm just piecing them together

00:19:34.200 like I'm some sort of fucking Frankenstein's doctor piece of shit

00:19:37.080 fucking NK scumbag.

00:19:39.300 You did well.

00:19:40.200 And Josh is just like,

00:19:41.300 yeah, no, I'm reading all this.

00:19:42.640 It's like,

00:19:43.000 what the fuck are you doing here?

00:19:44.600 I feel the same way.

00:19:46.760 Well, by the way,

00:19:47.640 Josh was watching.

00:19:49.720 Yeah, Josh was actually,

00:19:50.960 he was out for, like, months,

00:19:52.780 and then his account got restored,

00:19:54.920 which happened to be in the group chat,

00:19:56.360 and that's why he's in there.

00:19:57.660 Son of a bitch.

00:19:58.540 It's so fucking funny.

00:19:59.720 He might appear on the show too.

00:20:01.140 It's such a great bit,

00:20:02.480 but we literally will shit on a ton of people

00:20:05.040 that we have very close connections to

00:20:06.760 and really like.

00:20:07.800 We like these people.

00:20:09.260 Very much so.

00:20:10.240 It's just not to be fair.

00:20:11.040 I like basically all of them,

00:20:12.320 but I just was viciously honest about it.

00:20:14.800 We shit on each other.

00:20:17.980 We shit on each other all day,

00:20:19.760 like on the group chat.

00:20:20.900 Like I wake up,

00:20:21.560 I wake up to just verbal abuse on the group chat.

00:20:25.160 No, that's me actually.

00:20:27.420 Oh, don't worry.

00:20:28.640 We've had talks about that we have to settle down

00:20:31.120 because we're afraid that you might

00:20:32.660 stop living at some point.

00:20:37.440 Behind Toad group chat,

00:20:38.920 behind Toad's back group chat.

00:20:40.760 For the record,

00:20:41.520 we deleted that chat.

00:20:42.960 We don't use it anymore, Toad.

00:20:44.480 I'm being that honest.

00:20:45.560 It's there.

00:20:46.320 It's probably there,

00:20:47.140 but we don't use it.

00:20:49.640 I promise you.

00:20:50.960 I would tell you the truth.

00:20:51.580 We use it for like,

00:20:52.840 hey, let's settle down.

00:20:54.040 Toad's a great guy.

00:20:54.820 He does so much for us.

00:20:56.280 Let's not keep begging him about gambling

00:20:58.020 because he's going to blow up you.

00:21:00.360 We don't know what we're going to do.

00:21:02.540 I can't literally until I can make a joke

00:21:05.760 about your crippling gambling addiction

00:21:07.560 without you like firing back at me

00:21:10.120 with how much of a winner you are.

00:21:12.040 I'm going to keep doing it.

00:21:13.480 I can't stop until you just acquiesce

00:21:15.780 and you laugh.

00:21:16.580 You have to laugh at it one time.

00:21:17.940 Do you think your life would be better

00:21:20.300 for that month if you stopped gambling?

00:21:22.620 And you just completely put it away.

00:21:25.360 I'll tell you this much.

00:21:26.000 Think about it.

00:21:26.540 If you spent the amount of time you do

00:21:28.560 on sports betting and analysis

00:21:30.800 of betting plays and shit like that

00:21:34.000 and betting lines

00:21:34.440 and you spent every single minute of that

00:21:36.500 working out,

00:21:37.820 your life would be 1,000 times crazy.

00:21:39.940 Holy shit.

00:21:40.860 Dude, you would be...

00:21:41.980 You could be a natural bodybuilder

00:21:45.540 if you didn't take tests.

00:21:47.560 You could be a bodybuilder.

00:21:48.920 You could be an IFBB pro man.

00:21:50.460 Cool, I would be...

00:21:51.320 You know that, right?

00:21:53.180 You could legit have my build.

00:21:54.620 For real.

00:21:54.860 Well, I would be a natural man

00:21:57.040 and that would be interesting

00:21:58.660 because I already fucked myself, so...

00:22:01.640 What does that mean?

00:22:03.560 It doesn't mean anything.

00:22:04.860 Oh, yeah.

00:22:08.800 It's going to be that.

00:22:11.500 Y'all do a pod in the same room.

00:22:12.720 We already did that.

00:22:13.840 Can we imagine

00:22:14.840 if we just continue the pod?

00:22:17.060 No, we're all going to do a pod

00:22:19.240 in the same room,

00:22:19.940 but we're not going to give Toad a mic

00:22:21.300 and he'll sit in the corner.

00:22:23.200 I'll be jerking off.

00:22:25.220 I love Toad

00:22:26.000 and I will not allow him to kill himself.

00:22:27.760 Sorry, Toad.

00:22:28.340 I'm not going to allow you to do that.

00:22:28.920 It'll just be that...

00:22:29.640 Not on my watch.

00:22:30.680 It'll be that steam from the Joker

00:22:32.240 where he just pulls out the gun

00:22:34.340 and just blows the guy's head off.

00:22:37.140 By the way,

00:22:37.760 my natural man comment

00:22:39.760 was a reference to episode 100 of this show.

00:22:43.000 Yeah.

00:22:43.240 Stop making deep cut references

00:22:45.340 that even we don't make.

00:22:48.240 It's like three episodes.

00:22:49.520 I don't even remember.

00:22:50.100 It's when you...

00:22:50.860 That will never get old.

00:22:57.520 That guy's so fucked up.

00:22:59.120 That wasn't me.

00:23:00.180 I want to make that clear.

00:23:01.180 Stop it, little dick.

00:23:01.680 Which one of you guys did?

00:23:02.800 You're overextending your power.

00:23:04.160 That's your boss, all right?

00:23:05.240 Yeah, you're fucking fired.

00:23:06.500 We promise you there's no boss

00:23:07.860 to think it's hilarious.

00:23:10.460 All right, so...

00:23:11.620 Yeah, Kalina George,

00:23:12.700 probably not a fed,

00:23:13.400 just has a kid with an issue.

00:23:14.960 Is there any more?

00:23:15.780 I think she's a fed.

00:23:16.920 She's either a fed or retarded, so...

00:23:19.180 There are two more of them.

00:23:21.000 Let's go.

00:23:21.500 Oh, jeez.

00:23:21.860 We can do it.

00:23:22.360 All right.

00:23:22.860 Tyler, not Tyler Yonke,

00:23:24.520 asks,

00:23:25.000 if they make tranny vagina

00:23:26.540 by turning a dick inside out,

00:23:27.980 does that mean

00:23:28.380 if you had sex with a tranny

00:23:29.420 that they trans...

00:23:30.260 Before...

00:23:31.020 That with a tranny

00:23:32.300 that before they transitioned

00:23:33.500 that they had a bigger dick

00:23:34.380 than you have?

00:23:36.740 They could.

00:23:37.520 How would I know?

00:23:38.220 It's possible,

00:23:39.120 but that makes me think

00:23:40.380 that if you do that,

00:23:41.700 then because it's just

00:23:43.240 an inverted penis

00:23:44.380 that you're fucking,

00:23:45.280 then you're really just, like,

00:23:46.760 docking,

00:23:47.420 or whatever that's called.

00:23:48.260 Oh, yeah.

00:23:48.780 Dude, if you aggressively

00:23:49.720 dock with someone,

00:23:50.580 you could probably

00:23:51.240 push their dick in.

00:23:52.620 Yeah, and that's the same

00:23:53.460 as fucking AM male

00:23:54.540 female tranny,

00:23:55.380 and you're the one

00:23:55.740 who thinks I'm gay

00:23:56.680 for wanting them

00:23:57.460 to have a dick instead.

00:23:58.620 No, you're gay,

00:23:59.620 but that's not really why.

00:24:01.660 But I do think

00:24:02.540 that if you were to

00:24:03.720 dock hard enough,

00:24:05.380 like if some...

00:24:06.540 Like if the big black dude

00:24:08.140 on the bed

00:24:08.960 with his dick,

00:24:09.540 you know,

00:24:10.620 Python man,

00:24:11.500 if he were to dock with me

00:24:13.180 and just shove my dick

00:24:14.500 into my body,

00:24:15.220 like,

00:24:15.740 that's just the laws

00:24:16.920 of the jungle, right?

00:24:17.820 Yeah.

00:24:19.300 That's like playing mercy.

00:24:21.000 Like,

00:24:21.160 can you stop me?

00:24:24.720 No, I can't, bro.

00:24:25.600 Like, my dick's in my body.

00:24:26.400 I think what Tyler's

00:24:27.580 trying to say is

00:24:28.360 because it is just

00:24:29.660 an inverted penis,

00:24:30.960 the size of their penis

00:24:32.100 before they transition

00:24:33.100 would correlate

00:24:34.040 to the depth

00:24:35.100 of their now neo-vagina.

00:24:36.980 Wait, so you could

00:24:37.780 measure your dick

00:24:39.140 compared to their

00:24:40.060 previous dick

00:24:41.060 by how far you fit inside.

00:24:42.640 So I can only fit

00:24:43.500 a third of my dick

00:24:44.480 into Toad's

00:24:45.540 moussy?

00:24:47.660 Moussy?

00:24:48.260 Moussy?

00:24:49.580 Moussy.

00:24:51.920 It's toussy.

00:24:53.100 Shave your moussy, Toad.

00:24:54.660 Jesus Christ.

00:24:56.900 You gotta put

00:24:58.540 one of those

00:24:58.780 like nose trimmers

00:24:59.740 like up in there.

00:25:01.340 Oh my god.

00:25:03.860 You think

00:25:04.300 the trannies

00:25:05.420 talk with each other

00:25:06.180 and be like,

00:25:06.540 he didn't even get

00:25:07.080 to the back

00:25:07.540 of my moussy.

00:25:08.660 He didn't even blow up.

00:25:11.860 That's probably like

00:25:12.660 a shame.

00:25:12.960 He couldn't even

00:25:13.180 bottom out my moussy.

00:25:15.280 He didn't even

00:25:15.980 hit the M spot.

00:25:17.120 I bleed every day

00:25:22.300 and it didn't even

00:25:22.660 hurt when he went in.

00:25:24.440 Hey, this is a

00:25:25.360 serious question though.

00:25:26.260 Like, if you

00:25:27.100 bust in a moussy,

00:25:28.660 does that shit

00:25:29.080 just stay in there

00:25:29.940 forever?

00:25:30.340 Yeah, it doesn't

00:25:32.300 have that self-cleaning

00:25:34.960 agent.

00:25:35.580 They have to

00:25:37.360 enema

00:25:37.640 constantly.

00:25:39.120 The bigger the moussy...

00:25:40.100 I think it would be

00:25:40.640 douching and not an

00:25:41.480 enema.

00:25:42.400 The deeper the moussy...

00:25:44.720 You have a water

00:25:45.180 bottle in there

00:25:45.600 and it's like a

00:25:48.880 neti pot,

00:25:49.580 but just on one hole.

00:25:53.280 Does that mean you

00:25:53.920 have to tip your

00:25:54.540 entire body upside

00:25:55.600 down?

00:25:56.620 Their ass in the air

00:25:57.800 and they're just...

00:25:58.300 Like your son

00:25:59.580 in your asshole.

00:26:01.020 Honest to god,

00:26:01.720 I think you would

00:26:02.160 have to do that.

00:26:02.800 I think you would

00:26:03.140 have to lay on your

00:26:04.600 back and do a handstand

00:26:05.780 and have your

00:26:06.220 homie come and

00:26:07.740 douche you.

00:26:08.680 No, no.

00:26:09.120 Could they...

00:26:09.980 Certainly, if we're

00:26:11.040 already fucking things,

00:26:11.760 up down there,

00:26:12.500 can they not just

00:26:13.080 make a little pathway

00:26:14.040 from the back of your

00:26:15.820 like neo-vagina

00:26:17.040 to your butthole?

00:26:18.520 And so it does

00:26:19.260 go all the way

00:26:19.920 through.

00:26:20.860 Yeah, so you just...

00:26:22.300 It just kind of goes

00:26:23.280 in and then like

00:26:24.260 it comes out the butt.

00:26:25.320 So, I mean...

00:26:26.340 Then you would

00:26:26.800 actually shit out

00:26:27.600 your moussy a little

00:26:28.420 bit.

00:26:29.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:30.640 And again,

00:26:31.480 when you have diarrhea

00:26:32.400 you just shit out

00:26:33.100 your moussy.

00:26:33.540 Yeah, that's how

00:26:33.940 it works.

00:26:34.400 There's actually a

00:26:35.140 septum between

00:26:36.160 the moussy and

00:26:37.240 the asshole.

00:26:37.460 It's self-lubricating

00:26:38.220 now.

00:26:38.860 Like that's...

00:26:39.620 Oh, it's shit.

00:26:40.560 This is absolutely

00:26:41.920 the named

00:26:42.540 the moussy episode.

00:26:44.240 The moussy episode.

00:26:45.480 I made it all

00:26:46.720 for the moussy.

00:26:48.980 Come on.

00:26:49.660 You know, that's

00:26:50.180 yourself.

00:26:50.980 Take that neti pot.

00:26:52.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:52.800 The neti pot could

00:26:53.620 work then because

00:26:54.380 it is like a passage

00:26:56.180 just like your nose.

00:26:58.200 It would just be

00:26:58.720 that passage in

00:26:59.400 between your butthole

00:27:00.220 and your neo-vagina.

00:27:01.580 Then theoretically

00:27:02.220 if you fucked a dude

00:27:03.020 with a big enough dick

00:27:03.800 you could actually

00:27:04.420 literally impale a

00:27:05.700 bitch or a dude

00:27:06.580 or whatever.

00:27:07.300 Well, that means

00:27:07.740 you never hit the

00:27:08.340 bottom because you

00:27:09.040 would just slide

00:27:09.620 into the ass.

00:27:10.320 Bro, this is what

00:27:10.800 I'm saying.

00:27:11.260 That's impaling.

00:27:12.300 Yeah, you would just

00:27:12.780 be like, okay,

00:27:13.480 now I can just

00:27:14.300 fuck it.

00:27:14.460 But then if you

00:27:15.300 did that though

00:27:16.040 then you could

00:27:16.580 shit out your

00:27:17.100 moussy because

00:27:18.460 the pipeline is

00:27:20.200 connected.

00:27:20.820 That's fucked up.

00:27:21.700 Or actually it would

00:27:22.480 be like a Y split

00:27:23.540 and so you could

00:27:24.360 have shit coming

00:27:25.060 out both ends.

00:27:26.280 That would be

00:27:26.700 very weird.

00:27:27.480 So efficient?

00:27:29.360 So efficient.

00:27:30.120 You can call me

00:27:31.340 Victorian Newland

00:27:32.500 because that's a

00:27:33.020 pipeline that I

00:27:33.780 do not want to

00:27:34.980 exist at all.

00:27:36.280 That was Reed here?

00:27:37.380 Okay, okay.

00:27:39.020 What's up guys?

00:27:40.940 I made that joke

00:27:42.080 just for Reed,

00:27:42.900 alright?

00:27:43.480 Turn that game

00:27:44.320 down.

00:27:44.700 Big thug chief.

00:27:46.020 Chief thug.

00:27:46.440 I can hear you

00:27:46.960 better.

00:27:48.320 Yeah, see,

00:27:49.060 that's a problem

00:27:49.520 I had.

00:27:49.940 I had that

00:27:50.380 fucking Blue

00:27:50.940 Yeti shit and

00:27:51.520 it did the

00:27:51.920 same thing to

00:27:52.360 me.

00:27:53.280 Oh, speaking

00:27:53.940 of mics,

00:27:54.560 I do want to

00:27:54.940 let you guys

00:27:55.340 know me and

00:27:55.980 Toad finally

00:27:57.440 ponied up and

00:27:58.200 we're getting

00:27:58.540 professional mics

00:27:59.440 so we'll sound

00:28:00.240 a lot better

00:28:00.700 here soon within

00:28:01.360 like a week or

00:28:01.960 so.

00:28:02.500 I appreciate

00:28:02.980 it.

00:28:03.700 That's right.

00:28:04.140 I'm no longer

00:28:04.740 semi-professional.

00:28:06.180 Alright, we got

00:28:06.600 one more question

00:28:07.480 from the mailbag.

00:28:08.740 I do want to

00:28:09.200 let you guys

00:28:09.620 know we're

00:28:10.380 going to probably

00:28:11.260 especially

00:28:11.660 going to go

00:28:12.580 big time

00:28:13.140 here soon.

00:28:13.580 We're probably

00:28:14.000 going to limit

00:28:14.440 to like five

00:28:15.440 questions for

00:28:16.020 like 30 minutes.

00:28:17.880 Well, we're

00:28:18.200 going to have

00:28:18.540 more questions.

00:28:19.960 Oh, no, it's

00:28:20.500 going fucking

00:28:21.080 big time.

00:28:21.960 We're actually

00:28:22.300 just going to

00:28:22.720 have a big

00:28:23.060 time rush

00:28:23.620 podcast.

00:28:24.600 That's it.

00:28:24.860 No, you guys

00:28:25.400 can ask the

00:28:25.880 same questions.

00:28:27.680 It's just going

00:28:28.340 to cost you

00:28:28.840 more.

00:28:29.640 Yeah, or we

00:28:30.620 can raise the

00:28:31.240 price.

00:28:31.580 It's one of the

00:28:31.980 two we haven't

00:28:32.460 decided, but

00:28:34.160 just a little

00:28:35.700 Dickie will

00:28:36.180 probably have to

00:28:36.740 have you

00:28:36.940 prioritize by

00:28:38.080 which ones you

00:28:38.500 think are

00:28:38.860 better or

00:28:40.180 something.

00:28:40.620 We'll figure

00:28:41.280 it out.

00:28:41.780 We're going to

00:28:42.220 add a huge

00:28:43.340 hog, a $50

00:28:44.440 level.

00:28:45.440 That'll be

00:28:46.020 what's

00:28:46.280 right.

00:28:46.540 50 bucks

00:28:47.220 to ask a

00:28:47.620 question.

00:28:48.100 I can hear

00:28:50.540 it.

00:28:51.540 The deepest

00:28:52.420 mussy is going

00:28:53.340 to be the

00:28:53.800 top tier.

00:28:56.240 Do you know

00:28:57.040 how deep

00:28:57.660 reeds

00:28:58.020 would be?

00:28:59.040 Oh, my

00:28:59.420 God.

00:29:00.160 You wouldn't

00:29:00.460 have to drill a

00:29:01.160 hole into his

00:29:01.560 butthole.

00:29:02.080 It would

00:29:02.300 just immediately

00:29:03.040 impale it.

00:29:04.680 You know what's

00:29:05.100 crazy, though?

00:29:05.860 Most trannies

00:29:06.700 most trannies

00:29:08.120 that I've

00:29:08.520 seen have

00:29:09.000 huge dicks.

00:29:10.780 Their

00:29:11.360 mussies would

00:29:11.980 be pretty

00:29:12.800 deep.

00:29:13.040 I was

00:29:14.300 wondering why

00:29:14.840 you know

00:29:15.220 this.

00:29:15.420 Those are

00:29:17.180 already porn

00:29:17.740 stars.

00:29:20.960 Reed's

00:29:21.400 mussy

00:29:21.680 would tickle

00:29:22.120 his throat.

00:29:25.080 The only

00:29:25.760 tranny I've

00:29:26.500 ever seen

00:29:26.880 is the one

00:29:27.260 that fucking

00:29:27.680 toad

00:29:28.060 regularly drops

00:29:29.020 in the GC

00:29:29.700 and I'm

00:29:30.020 like, I'm

00:29:30.840 into it.

00:29:31.420 I'm into it.

00:29:31.880 That's a

00:29:32.420 fucking

00:29:32.680 that's a

00:29:33.280 hot

00:29:33.540 that's a

00:29:34.100 hot

00:29:34.240 muzzy.

00:29:34.680 Have you

00:29:35.040 seen that

00:29:35.360 video or

00:29:35.860 maybe a

00:29:36.560 gif and

00:29:37.120 it's like

00:29:37.540 it's that

00:29:37.940 scene from

00:29:38.460 Forrest Gump

00:29:38.960 where Forrest

00:29:39.360 comes out of

00:29:39.700 the fishing

00:29:40.120 boat and

00:29:40.400 waves high

00:29:41.020 and then

00:29:41.620 it's a

00:29:41.860 tranny and

00:29:42.480 like it's

00:29:43.540 basically just

00:29:44.340 in a skirt

00:29:44.880 and she

00:29:45.860 like waves

00:29:46.520 high back

00:29:47.060 with its

00:29:47.400 dick and

00:29:47.840 its dick

00:29:48.300 is like

00:29:48.700 clapping

00:29:49.180 and you

00:29:50.420 just see

00:29:50.740 Forrest Gump

00:29:51.300 go

00:29:51.480 ah

00:29:52.060 and it's

00:29:52.540 just a

00:29:52.820 dick

00:29:53.100 just

00:29:53.320 it was

00:29:54.740 like, oh

00:29:55.160 my God.

00:29:55.980 All right, last

00:29:56.460 question, Lil Dickie.

00:29:57.240 What do we got?

00:30:01.880 Loyal fans

00:30:02.860 voting for

00:30:03.600 who would

00:30:03.980 potentially go

00:30:04.740 on Timcast

00:30:05.380 for the

00:30:05.720 second and

00:30:06.600 or third

00:30:07.080 round?

00:30:08.100 I'm telling

00:30:08.780 you guys,

00:30:09.440 everyone's

00:30:10.620 upset about

00:30:11.540 what our

00:30:12.220 selection or

00:30:12.780 a lot of

00:30:13.080 people are

00:30:13.300 upset by

00:30:13.680 our selection

00:30:14.040 but we

00:30:14.380 thought this

00:30:14.960 through on

00:30:15.480 multiple levels.

00:30:16.600 If it was

00:30:16.920 just about

00:30:17.580 who's the

00:30:18.200 funniest,

00:30:19.040 keep in

00:30:19.640 mind we're

00:30:20.120 not going

00:30:20.860 on a comedy

00:30:21.560 show.

00:30:22.620 Like, keep

00:30:22.940 that in mind.

00:30:23.160 Just for the

00:30:23.600 record, I

00:30:24.220 thought it

00:30:24.620 should be

00:30:24.920 Fat Dave

00:30:25.360 and Toad.

00:30:26.000 I endorsed

00:30:26.980 the full

00:30:27.400 chaos option.

00:30:28.560 We're kind

00:30:29.000 of the OGs.

00:30:29.500 Straight from

00:30:29.760 the beginning,

00:30:30.460 straight from

00:30:30.780 the top.

00:30:31.260 Betterman

00:30:32.100 Biden is

00:30:32.720 an actual

00:30:33.560 anarchist.

00:30:34.320 This is just

00:30:35.580 living out

00:30:36.500 his anarchist

00:30:37.060 dreams.

00:30:38.000 Honestly, I

00:30:38.600 don't give a

00:30:39.040 fuck.

00:30:39.520 It's going to

00:30:39.920 happen, so

00:30:40.740 whatever.

00:30:42.240 I am open

00:30:43.480 to it.

00:30:43.900 I don't care

00:30:44.280 if we want

00:30:44.720 to have the

00:30:45.020 audience vote.

00:30:45.960 I'm fine with

00:30:46.340 that too.

00:30:46.700 I don't care.

00:30:47.040 Let me just

00:30:47.360 say, I am

00:30:47.880 still stunned.

00:30:48.300 I still think

00:30:48.660 they'll make

00:30:48.940 terrible decisions.

00:30:50.940 I'm stunned

00:30:51.560 that you guys

00:30:52.080 chose me.

00:30:53.040 Clint makes

00:30:53.900 sense.

00:30:54.460 But I do

00:30:54.940 appreciate Spud

00:30:56.240 really on the

00:30:57.220 eve of us

00:30:57.900 right about

00:30:58.980 to break

00:30:59.320 through.

00:31:00.100 She's like,

00:31:00.560 I'm going to

00:31:01.320 throw a fucking

00:31:01.780 monkey wrench.

00:31:02.700 It's worse than

00:31:03.660 a monkey wrench.

00:31:04.400 It's almost

00:31:04.760 like she was

00:31:05.500 pissed.

00:31:06.400 Yeah, she

00:31:06.920 was really bad.

00:31:08.120 She was bleeding

00:31:08.660 from her eyes and

00:31:10.660 she was bleeding

00:31:11.100 from her wherever.

00:31:11.940 Oh, Jesus.

00:31:17.540 But yet, no, she

00:31:18.080 was, she was, I

00:31:19.060 mean, she's a

00:31:19.680 fucking ride or

00:31:20.540 die for you,

00:31:21.340 Cole.

00:31:21.740 She was like,

00:31:22.080 she's right

00:31:22.440 though.

00:31:22.860 Cole's the

00:31:23.220 audience.

00:31:23.900 He has to go.

00:31:24.920 Put him on

00:31:25.340 first.

00:31:25.760 And I was

00:31:26.000 like, look, I

00:31:27.540 explained briefly.

00:31:29.000 I was like, no, I

00:31:30.000 was actually nice

00:31:30.700 about it.

00:31:31.000 I was like, I

00:31:31.380 was like, look,

00:31:31.980 first of all, you're

00:31:33.420 a woman.

00:31:34.000 Shut up.

00:31:34.480 Second of all,

00:31:35.360 you're a woman.

00:31:37.800 Shut up.

00:31:38.040 I actually have

00:31:41.880 an idea to float

00:31:42.660 here.

00:31:43.520 Whether, whether

00:31:44.580 we can get a

00:31:45.220 third person on

00:31:45.840 Timcast or not

00:31:47.240 this time, I

00:31:48.020 think Cole should

00:31:48.800 come because they

00:31:50.140 do the after

00:31:50.740 hours and I'm

00:31:52.720 pretty sure he

00:31:53.220 would let him

00:31:53.640 sit in on the

00:31:54.260 after hours.

00:31:54.980 You should just

00:31:55.620 bring Cole with

00:31:56.440 you and like,

00:31:57.340 hey, this is

00:31:57.880 our, like, you

00:31:58.660 know, retarded

00:31:59.560 stepchild.

00:32:01.440 That's not too

00:32:02.160 much of an ask.

00:32:02.540 This is a make-a-wish

00:32:03.040 kid that wanted to

00:32:03.960 tag along.

00:32:04.680 This is his

00:32:05.020 question.

00:32:05.540 Cole's just

00:32:05.900 like, the whole

00:32:07.180 time, like,

00:32:08.040 smiling like

00:32:08.860 African shit.

00:32:09.660 He's got to

00:32:10.040 wear the retard

00:32:10.900 helmet.

00:32:11.640 We can sell

00:32:12.120 that more with

00:32:12.660 Toad.

00:32:17.000 He's our

00:32:17.440 number one

00:32:18.120 fan.

00:32:18.880 And then we

00:32:19.260 start the show

00:32:19.880 and we go,

00:32:20.300 just kidding,

00:32:20.900 he's actually

00:32:21.380 one of us.

00:32:23.780 No, no,

00:32:24.220 you do the

00:32:25.060 whole show and

00:32:25.880 they actually

00:32:26.280 think that.

00:32:27.120 And they're

00:32:27.360 like, no,

00:32:27.680 he's one of

00:32:27.960 us.

00:32:28.160 It's like,

00:32:28.360 no, seriously,

00:32:29.140 he is a make-a-wish

00:32:29.600 This is our

00:32:30.400 adopted son.

00:32:31.960 He has fetal

00:32:32.620 alcohol syndrome.

00:32:33.940 We just thought

00:32:34.380 we should bring

00:32:34.800 him with us.

00:32:35.320 Oh, actually,

00:32:35.800 he's one of us.

00:32:36.560 That's actually a

00:32:37.220 great bit.

00:32:37.940 If we do that,

00:32:39.140 if we fucking

00:32:39.640 get, if they do

00:32:40.540 two groups of

00:32:41.480 three and the

00:32:42.460 second time we

00:32:43.080 show up, just

00:32:44.200 the entire time

00:32:45.320 you pretend like

00:32:46.120 Toad is like

00:32:47.120 mentally handicapped.

00:32:48.760 Almost, almost

00:32:49.640 going to die.

00:32:50.780 Oh, do you want to

00:32:51.580 go with cancer or

00:32:53.340 he's retarded?

00:32:54.140 No, retarded.

00:32:55.260 But like, but

00:32:56.020 like a debilitating

00:32:58.100 retardation that like

00:32:58.880 it degrades over

00:32:59.640 time.

00:32:59.860 I was going to

00:33:00.040 say, can you,

00:33:00.500 can you die?

00:33:01.160 It's easier to

00:33:01.940 fake because it's

00:33:02.580 just a slight

00:33:03.080 exaggeration of the

00:33:04.020 truth.

00:33:04.280 So you're

00:33:06.340 Fetterman, you're

00:33:07.000 just Fetterman, but

00:33:07.640 like, like 10

00:33:08.560 years younger.

00:33:09.420 It's like four

00:33:10.200 feet shorter.

00:33:11.960 It's more like he's

00:33:12.980 so retarded that he

00:33:14.320 might do something so

00:33:15.460 retarded at any given

00:33:16.520 moment that he would

00:33:17.240 kill himself.

00:33:20.220 That's what I was

00:33:21.380 telling for sure.

00:33:21.840 That's the danger.

00:33:23.460 He didn't, he didn't

00:33:24.080 wear his helmet today,

00:33:25.100 but it's just because

00:33:25.740 I'm here to look

00:33:26.360 after him.

00:33:27.200 By the way, Reed,

00:33:28.420 you're still coming

00:33:29.160 across as like the

00:33:30.120 voice of God, just

00:33:31.180 so you know.

00:33:32.180 Yeah.

00:33:32.920 Reed, Reed, that's

00:33:34.100 just because he is.

00:33:35.700 For everybody, Reed

00:33:36.800 just rebranded

00:33:37.560 himself as the new

00:33:38.280 micro and he's

00:33:39.020 telling us how he

00:33:39.580 made 40 grand a

00:33:40.440 year, but he's

00:33:40.980 still using a blue

00:33:42.080 Yeti.

00:33:43.100 That's how a

00:33:43.820 millionaire stays a

00:33:44.940 fucking millionaire.

00:33:46.240 I'm like,

00:33:46.940 Nikki with it, but

00:33:47.720 it does nothing.

00:33:48.520 I don't know what's

00:33:48.880 going on.

00:33:49.980 Yeah, yeah, you

00:33:50.840 say that way by

00:33:51.800 looking homeless all

00:33:52.960 the time.

00:33:53.480 Your settings,

00:33:55.040 audio, and then

00:33:56.740 you're going to

00:33:57.620 press automatically

00:33:59.080 adjust.

00:33:59.420 He just talks

00:34:00.280 louder every time.

00:34:01.420 He's just

00:34:01.620 overcompensating.

00:34:03.620 What's wrong?

00:34:04.420 What's going over?

00:34:05.420 Can you hear me?

00:34:08.800 All right, next

00:34:09.500 one.

00:34:10.180 All right, we

00:34:10.460 got topic.

00:34:11.600 That's it.

00:34:12.000 That was it.

00:34:12.480 That was it for

00:34:12.960 the mail.

00:34:13.440 Did you want to

00:34:14.060 get into plugs?

00:34:16.100 Oh, plugs.

00:34:16.660 Okay, we're

00:34:17.300 switching up to

00:34:18.120 doing plugs at the

00:34:18.740 middle of the show.

00:34:19.580 Yeah, Little Dicky,

00:34:20.300 play the plug music.

00:34:21.680 All right.

00:34:22.500 Who's going first?

00:34:23.320 We don't have

00:34:24.020 plug music.

00:34:25.720 I'll go first.

00:34:26.780 I changed my

00:34:27.440 app.

00:34:27.960 Oh, someone

00:34:28.540 changed it for me.

00:34:29.340 Hell yeah.

00:34:29.560 Tower Gang Jose.

00:34:30.860 That's my new

00:34:31.740 hat.

00:34:32.900 I got a new

00:34:33.580 profile pic from

00:34:34.380 Top.

00:34:34.780 I just rebranded so

00:34:35.780 I don't have this

00:34:36.180 retarded-ass

00:34:36.860 Senor Jose 2020

00:34:38.160 bullshit.

00:34:39.580 But I have the

00:34:40.400 No Way Jose show.

00:34:41.240 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:34:42.240 I have next week

00:34:43.380 on Tuesday, I have

00:34:44.460 Shane Cashman,

00:34:45.680 who is a

00:34:46.200 journalist for

00:34:48.780 Tim Cass.

00:34:49.580 He's a really

00:34:50.000 interesting fella.

00:34:50.820 I'll have him on

00:34:51.460 with Top Lobster

00:34:54.020 and Clint.

00:34:54.460 I don't know if

00:34:54.840 Reed's coming on

00:34:55.560 because he hasn't

00:34:56.100 really confirmed or

00:34:56.900 denied what he's

00:34:57.540 coming on.

00:34:58.300 Wait, when is this?

00:34:59.100 Why don't you ask?

00:35:01.340 It's Tuesday at

00:35:02.340 9.30 p.m.

00:35:03.620 ESC.

00:35:05.440 Not sure.

00:35:06.360 Still can't

00:35:06.840 confirm nor deny.

00:35:08.080 Okay, well, Reed

00:35:09.180 may or may not

00:35:09.960 show up.

00:35:10.400 That should be a

00:35:11.020 fun one for sure.

00:35:12.600 I do have a

00:35:13.340 JFK episode I'm

00:35:14.300 doing tomorrow.

00:35:15.040 That's only

00:35:15.460 Patreon.

00:35:16.240 It's behind the

00:35:16.740 paywall.

00:35:17.200 It will be, I'll

00:35:18.060 drop it publicly

00:35:18.780 roughly like a week

00:35:19.580 or so later.

00:35:20.080 That should be a

00:35:20.580 good one.

00:35:21.420 But patreon.com

00:35:22.120 is No Way Jose

00:35:22.600 2020 if you want

00:35:23.480 to support that.

00:35:23.980 But I have my

00:35:24.240 No Way Jose show

00:35:25.040 as well on

00:35:26.440 YouTube.

00:35:26.920 And 60% of

00:35:31.400 those episodes

00:35:31.980 that are on that

00:35:32.440 screen there

00:35:32.940 feature me.

00:35:34.200 So definitely

00:35:35.000 check that out.

00:35:35.540 I'm Clint Russell,

00:35:40.120 the host of

00:35:40.380 Liberty Lockdown.

00:35:41.100 I was on

00:35:41.980 Kim Iverson's show

00:35:42.900 yesterday.

00:35:43.720 So go check that

00:35:44.420 out and drop in

00:35:45.760 the chat.

00:35:46.160 It's Rumble

00:35:46.720 exclusive.

00:35:47.160 but if you're a

00:35:48.960 subscriber over

00:35:49.520 there, make sure

00:35:50.220 you leave a chat

00:35:50.800 or a message

00:35:51.340 just saying,

00:35:51.940 hey, thank you

00:35:52.480 for having Clint

00:35:53.000 on.

00:35:53.140 Time to update

00:35:53.980 the website,

00:35:54.740 Clint.

00:35:56.320 What did I

00:35:56.940 say?

00:35:57.600 No, it's the

00:35:58.680 website.

00:35:59.420 It's like episode

00:36:00.140 100.

00:36:02.200 Oh, yeah.

00:36:03.320 No, my why?

00:36:04.240 Oh, he's

00:36:04.580 showing.

00:36:04.740 I remember

00:36:05.340 talking to Pete

00:36:07.880 Quinones about

00:36:08.580 that episode at

00:36:09.200 Porkfest.

00:36:10.420 That's how old

00:36:10.940 that shit is.

00:36:11.780 And I'm sure he

00:36:12.340 was like,

00:36:12.800 Clint's a fucking

00:36:13.380 bitch.

00:36:13.740 That was Porkfest

00:36:16.800 2021.

00:36:18.720 Yeah, this looks

00:36:19.340 like August 2021

00:36:20.580 was the last time

00:36:21.820 this was updated.

00:36:22.780 Yeah, that's

00:36:23.420 literally it hasn't

00:36:24.280 been updated in

00:36:24.900 over a year.

00:36:25.400 By the way, I see

00:36:26.300 Forest Mommy in the

00:36:27.160 chat and I want to

00:36:27.900 make a note.

00:36:28.620 I was ratioing the

00:36:29.680 fuck out of Clint

00:36:30.480 multiple times on

00:36:31.900 the topic of

00:36:32.940 fucking getting

00:36:33.980 Forest Mommy thick.

00:36:35.340 So you're wrong,

00:36:36.840 Clint.

00:36:37.160 Everyone wants a

00:36:37.960 thick Forest Mommy.

00:36:39.280 Last I saw, I

00:36:41.060 had ratioed you

00:36:42.140 when I said that

00:36:43.040 you wait to get

00:36:43.700 women in line for

00:36:45.320 insulin and gastric

00:36:46.180 bypass.

00:36:46.660 There were multiple

00:36:47.180 other ratios.

00:36:48.100 There were more

00:36:48.720 ratios on my part

00:36:49.740 than on your part.

00:36:50.480 But I was only

00:36:51.200 joking on one of

00:36:52.860 them.

00:36:53.200 The best ratio of

00:36:54.560 the day is Marjorie

00:36:55.600 Taylor Greene

00:36:56.220 completely losing to

00:36:57.680 her fans, though.

00:36:58.880 That's just

00:36:59.240 incredible.

00:36:59.860 Yeah, that's

00:37:00.560 ridiculous.

00:37:01.500 Let me rattle this

00:37:02.440 off because this

00:37:02.940 lineup is absolutely

00:37:03.780 obscene and I

00:37:04.780 spent fucking

00:37:05.740 weeks putting it

00:37:06.680 together.

00:37:07.540 January 5th, that

00:37:08.320 is tomorrow.

00:37:09.000 I have James

00:37:09.620 Lindsay and the

00:37:10.420 Redditor Libertarian

00:37:11.060 Josie on.

00:37:12.080 The next day, I

00:37:12.860 have Jordan

00:37:13.220 Schachtel, great

00:37:14.000 reporter.

00:37:15.560 Next Monday, I

00:37:16.420 have on Malcolm

00:37:17.180 Gladstein, who's

00:37:18.000 one of the best

00:37:19.020 fucking Bitcoin

00:37:19.900 writers I've ever

00:37:21.220 found or ever heard

00:37:22.300 of.

00:37:22.520 He's incredible.

00:37:23.720 Then Friday, I

00:37:24.500 have Malcolm

00:37:24.980 Flex, this Jack

00:37:26.100 Black dude who's

00:37:26.660 fucking hilarious.

00:37:28.480 Then Tower Gang

00:37:29.420 Pod is on Tim

00:37:30.380 Cast January 17th.

00:37:31.720 And then January

00:37:32.120 26th, I have

00:37:32.960 Dave Smith and

00:37:33.680 January 27th, I

00:37:34.880 have Jesse Kelly.

00:37:36.720 Viva Frye has

00:37:37.460 just confirmed the

00:37:38.660 email for I

00:37:39.880 believe it's the

00:37:40.400 14th and Julie

00:37:42.240 Kelly and Maj

00:37:42.920 Ture will be

00:37:43.660 confirming here

00:37:44.180 shortly.

00:37:44.960 Make sure you go

00:37:45.560 subscribe to Liberty

00:37:46.180 Lockdown because I

00:37:46.700 am fucking knocking

00:37:47.600 it out of the

00:37:48.080 goddamn park.

00:37:48.860 And once we are on

00:37:49.440 Tim Cast, I'm not

00:37:50.460 even going to talk

00:37:51.020 to you bitches

00:37:51.520 anymore because I'm

00:37:52.600 going to be so

00:37:53.140 fucking gigantic.

00:37:54.900 I'm going to

00:37:55.160 fucking shit your

00:37:56.080 mouths.

00:37:57.120 Who's up next?

00:37:57.840 I'll go.

00:38:00.100 Yeah, actually, you

00:38:01.340 forgot to mention

00:38:01.880 that in between all

00:38:02.700 those awesome guests

00:38:03.340 you'll have a coal

00:38:04.260 on.

00:38:05.100 But anyway, I

00:38:07.680 might, I might.

00:38:09.580 You find my shit

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00:38:11.880 Top Lobster with

00:38:12.800 an A.

00:38:14.440 Can you say

00:38:14.820 where it's going

00:38:15.180 to be soon?

00:38:15.580 A little bit right

00:38:16.960 there.

00:38:17.280 It's just a little

00:38:17.580 bit more right

00:38:18.040 there.

00:38:18.300 Oh, yeah, that's

00:38:18.720 a spot.

00:38:19.540 One six was a

00:38:20.340 disappointment.

00:38:20.840 That's what that's

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00:38:30.520 Hell yeah.

00:38:31.360 Fuck yeah.

00:38:33.420 Top, can you say

00:38:34.140 where your stuff

00:38:34.920 will be at soon

00:38:35.700 or is that still

00:38:36.260 under wraps?

00:38:37.740 Where my stuff

00:38:38.280 will be?

00:38:38.580 Oh, yeah, not

00:38:39.140 not yet.

00:38:39.820 OK, not yet.

00:38:40.840 We'll wait.

00:38:41.600 Read.

00:38:43.160 Yeah, I have

00:38:44.440 the Naturalist

00:38:45.500 Capitalist podcast.

00:38:47.160 I'm on everything

00:38:48.160 YouTube, Spotify,

00:38:49.460 all that.

00:38:50.480 So go subscribe.

00:38:51.940 I like haven't

00:38:53.640 gotten any

00:38:54.080 subscribers in like

00:38:55.020 five months and

00:38:55.740 I'm almost at

00:38:56.340 10,000.

00:38:57.020 So go subscribe,

00:38:57.940 please.

00:38:59.500 And yeah, I'll

00:38:59.900 be on Tim

00:39:00.360 Cast on February

00:39:02.160 10th.

00:39:03.060 So crazy.

00:39:04.560 And then probably

00:39:05.040 February 17th when

00:39:06.380 we get a second

00:39:06.940 round.

00:39:07.420 I think you might

00:39:08.520 break 10,000 after

00:39:09.940 that read.

00:39:10.560 I'm just going to

00:39:10.940 be nice because I

00:39:12.040 thought I was going

00:39:12.540 to break it about a

00:39:13.400 year ago, but it

00:39:14.580 never happened.

00:39:15.480 I think I think

00:39:16.320 you'll you'll rack an

00:39:17.100 extra hundred

00:39:17.740 subscribers.

00:39:19.560 Especially if we get

00:39:20.420 you a second one

00:39:21.260 with Tower Gang,

00:39:22.060 that'd be tits.

00:39:22.760 Hold on, do we

00:39:23.640 have another woman

00:39:24.720 in the chat?

00:39:26.140 Yeah.

00:39:27.080 We have lots of

00:39:28.240 women, man.

00:39:28.880 What the hell is

00:39:29.780 going on?

00:39:30.620 That looks like

00:39:31.320 somebody's mom.

00:39:32.640 But only if you

00:39:33.320 F with Ian.

00:39:34.000 Why would I fuck

00:39:34.660 with Ian?

00:39:35.060 I like him.

00:39:35.760 I would be in

00:39:37.280 and play with

00:39:37.860 Cassandra's monkeys.

00:39:39.040 That's what I want

00:39:39.460 to do.

00:39:39.600 Ian's the only one

00:39:40.480 I want to talk to

00:39:41.140 genuinely.

00:39:41.720 Are monkeys or

00:39:42.560 a monkey?

00:39:43.180 Because that's

00:39:43.500 two different

00:39:43.840 things.

00:39:46.640 Wait, somebody's

00:39:47.460 mom is in the

00:39:48.120 chat.

00:39:48.640 What?

00:39:49.100 Yeah.

00:39:49.300 So guys, I

00:39:50.840 heard a good

00:39:51.280 one today.

00:39:52.040 What should you

00:39:53.020 do right after

00:39:54.140 you're done with

00:39:54.840 sex?

00:39:56.780 You continue

00:39:57.860 with the autopsy

00:39:59.240 and then

00:40:00.080 realize that

00:40:02.180 one moment of

00:40:03.040 weakness doesn't

00:40:03.800 mean that you're

00:40:04.400 a bad veterinarian.

00:40:08.200 Oh, did y'all

00:40:09.500 see that one

00:40:10.580 point that was

00:40:11.180 going around?

00:40:12.680 And I think

00:40:13.360 I think Reed

00:40:16.020 sent it into the

00:40:16.540 chat that it

00:40:17.460 was that one

00:40:17.920 that said she

00:40:18.340 said sex.

00:40:18.940 She's had sex

00:40:19.700 like eight times

00:40:20.600 in the past

00:40:21.020 year and five

00:40:21.700 with dogs.

00:40:23.240 Oh, yeah.

00:40:24.380 We'll talk about

00:40:25.260 that in a minute.

00:40:26.320 We're plugging

00:40:26.720 Tower Gang at

00:40:28.220 Tower Gang Toad

00:40:29.260 is where I'm at

00:40:29.940 right now.

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00:40:32.200 Subscribe to the

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00:40:58.140 All right,

00:40:58.340 let's get back

00:40:58.840 into the show.

00:40:59.440 We're losing

00:40:59.740 live viewers.

00:41:01.320 Let's go ahead

00:41:02.000 and bring up

00:41:02.920 two and a half

00:41:03.400 takes for the

00:41:04.260 thing.

00:41:06.960 I'm working on

00:41:07.820 the artwork for

00:41:08.460 that.

00:41:09.460 Oh, God, I miss

00:41:11.840 it because I feel

00:41:13.220 like the sports

00:41:14.000 going on right

00:41:15.000 now is fucking

00:41:15.740 crazy.

00:41:16.060 I would love

00:41:16.460 there's no

00:41:16.860 reason you

00:41:17.300 can't still

00:41:17.720 be doing

00:41:18.060 it.

00:41:18.720 Yeah, I

00:41:19.360 guess because

00:41:19.920 I mean, I

00:41:20.640 would need two

00:41:21.360 new hosts to

00:41:22.260 do it with.

00:41:23.140 What happened

00:41:23.560 to those other

00:41:23.960 fucking hosts?

00:41:24.420 Toad!

00:41:25.340 Because, what?

00:41:27.160 Let me do it

00:41:27.560 with Toad.

00:41:28.020 Okay, but yeah,

00:41:28.580 this is fucking

00:41:29.680 hilarious.

00:41:30.340 What?

00:41:31.820 Oh, yeah, this

00:41:32.460 chick is fucking

00:41:33.020 rad.

00:41:33.140 So, yeah, this

00:41:33.600 chick is...

00:41:34.260 Oh, Jesus.

00:41:35.760 Wait, the fuck?

00:41:36.860 It blew up.

00:41:37.440 Oh, okay.

00:41:38.860 There's 442,000

00:41:40.380 views on the...

00:41:40.920 Which, by the

00:41:41.400 way, love Elon Musk

00:41:42.420 for making that

00:41:43.400 something you can

00:41:44.180 see now.

00:41:45.100 Like, it just

00:41:45.940 shows how bad

00:41:47.100 people are getting

00:41:47.560 ratioed by views.

00:41:49.100 That's one of the

00:41:49.680 worst I've ever

00:41:50.360 seen in my life.

00:41:51.180 By the way,

00:41:51.640 Little Dicky,

00:41:52.300 solid with the

00:41:53.120 muting of the

00:41:53.720 replies here,

00:41:54.380 which are probably

00:41:54.840 like people

00:41:55.880 fucking dogs in

00:41:56.900 the replies.

00:41:57.720 No, also...

00:41:58.680 Dude, some of the

00:41:59.240 replies were

00:41:59.840 hilarious.

00:42:01.000 The reason one

00:42:02.580 with the dude

00:42:03.200 talking about

00:42:03.680 fucking kids

00:42:04.400 has an insane

00:42:06.460 view-to-like

00:42:07.140 ratio.

00:42:08.220 Like, it's like

00:42:09.600 something like

00:42:10.440 millions of views

00:42:11.320 and there's like

00:42:11.860 a hundred likes

00:42:12.600 on it.

00:42:12.940 It's ridiculous.

00:42:13.620 Probably even fewer,

00:42:14.680 yeah.

00:42:14.980 Wait, what did

00:42:15.660 the reason say?

00:42:16.860 That's the one

00:42:17.340 where the guy

00:42:17.940 wrote the article

00:42:18.480 about why...

00:42:19.800 Was it drag?

00:42:20.880 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:42:21.580 The one I covered.

00:42:23.820 Yeah, that's

00:42:24.500 a really bad one.

00:42:25.200 All right, so

00:42:25.500 this bitch says,

00:42:26.840 I have made a

00:42:27.380 decision to come out.

00:42:28.380 As we know,

00:42:28.880 humans are complicated

00:42:29.640 and intelligent beings.

00:42:30.880 We aren't always

00:42:31.800 simple.

00:42:32.180 I have been

00:42:32.820 with six dogs

00:42:33.720 this past year

00:42:34.500 and only two men

00:42:35.360 my entire life.

00:42:36.500 I am trans canine.

00:42:38.380 I just want friends

00:42:39.460 and a crowd that

00:42:40.080 accepts and loves

00:42:40.840 and cherishes me.

00:42:42.280 Okay, now...

00:42:43.280 This brings my

00:42:43.880 Christian conservative

00:42:44.740 side out every time

00:42:45.680 I see this type of shit.

00:42:47.140 Now, I can understand

00:42:48.200 if this is a troll,

00:42:49.520 but her follow-up tweet

00:42:51.620 redeems her,

00:42:52.320 in my opinion.

00:42:53.340 She's kind of cute, too.

00:42:54.620 Like, it's like a...

00:42:55.380 This reminds me of a...

00:42:56.140 This is not your type

00:42:57.000 of woman, Jose.

00:42:58.100 No, I know,

00:42:58.700 but she's still

00:42:59.180 kind of cute.

00:42:59.720 Like, this makes me

00:43:00.780 think of that scene

00:43:01.720 from fucking

00:43:02.800 the Hunchback of Notre Dame,

00:43:03.900 the Hellfire song.

00:43:05.040 It's like,

00:43:05.160 Hellfire!

00:43:07.580 It's like,

00:43:08.160 I want to fuck you,

00:43:08.840 but you need to go to hell.

00:43:11.180 Yeah, so...

00:43:12.540 I scrolled back

00:43:14.580 through this chick's timeline

00:43:16.220 for obvious reasons

00:43:17.420 because I wanted

00:43:18.060 to see her nudes.

00:43:19.240 There are some nudes there.

00:43:20.400 They do not have dogs in them.

00:43:22.440 And this is, like,

00:43:23.420 a pretty new account.

00:43:24.740 Like, she only has, like,

00:43:25.660 10 or so tweets,

00:43:26.920 I would say.

00:43:27.420 So I'm leaning towards

00:43:28.980 it being a troll.

00:43:29.880 I will say,

00:43:30.880 between the six dogs

00:43:32.580 and the two men,

00:43:33.760 if one of those men

00:43:34.420 is black,

00:43:34.980 I'd much rather

00:43:35.460 have the six dogs.

00:43:36.960 So that's, like,

00:43:38.580 it depends.

00:43:39.500 If it was two white guys,

00:43:40.580 that's, like,

00:43:41.040 because...

00:43:42.180 How does she have

00:43:42.640 179,000 followers?

00:43:46.220 Because dudes love,

00:43:48.100 like, furries.

00:43:49.580 There's a lot of furries

00:43:50.180 in the world.

00:43:50.520 Yeah, in, like, a week.

00:43:51.440 But she's not a furry, bro.

00:43:52.720 She's fucking dogs.

00:43:54.500 No, she's trans canine.

00:43:56.560 That's why she has

00:43:57.220 so many followers.

00:43:59.660 But I...

00:44:00.420 Okay, go ahead.

00:44:01.440 But, well, yeah.

00:44:02.100 I just...

00:44:02.600 This is...

00:44:03.260 Because I remember

00:44:03.760 there was a question on,

00:44:04.840 if you ever watch

00:44:05.500 Ask the Internet,

00:44:07.140 there is a question of,

00:44:08.360 like, would you rather

00:44:08.940 fuck a girl

00:44:09.560 that has fucked

00:44:10.220 a hundred dudes

00:44:11.660 or one animal?

00:44:13.980 And this girl

00:44:15.300 has fucked six animals

00:44:16.660 and two dudes.

00:44:19.940 What's the breed of the dog?

00:44:21.800 It doesn't have to be a dog.

00:44:22.520 It could be any animal.

00:44:23.680 So you could choose

00:44:24.460 if it was, like,

00:44:24.920 a horse or a dog.

00:44:26.940 Oh, well, actually,

00:44:28.000 she posted pictures

00:44:29.580 with one of the dogs,

00:44:30.640 at least,

00:44:30.920 and it was...

00:44:31.860 I think it was...

00:44:32.860 You said I'm really excited

00:44:33.460 or something like that?

00:44:34.400 No, it was one of those...

00:44:35.540 What's that Japanese breed

00:44:37.280 that's kind of, like,

00:44:37.940 a fluffy, like,

00:44:38.980 medium-sized dog?

00:44:40.280 You know what I'm talking about?

00:44:41.980 It might be an Akita.

00:44:44.000 Okay.

00:44:44.620 Yeah.

00:44:45.780 So does that change

00:44:46.940 your mind at all?

00:44:48.140 No.

00:44:49.240 No, but I would...

00:44:50.980 I do want to ask

00:44:51.740 that question to...

00:44:52.600 Oh, that's not a fucking...

00:44:53.680 No, no, that's not

00:44:54.420 the picture I was talking about.

00:44:55.420 Yeah, that's obviously

00:44:56.880 not an Akita.

00:44:57.860 I want to admire them

00:44:59.100 squirt emoji.

00:45:00.200 What a fuck.

00:45:04.740 Which, by the way,

00:45:05.460 which would y'all rather...

00:45:07.180 Which would we all rather do?

00:45:08.200 The hundred dudes

00:45:09.020 or one animal?

00:45:10.060 Are the dudes black guys?

00:45:11.760 It could be...

00:45:12.200 It's an amalgamation.

00:45:13.400 You got every race

00:45:15.360 and ethnicity.

00:45:16.140 Oh, if there's even

00:45:17.340 one black guy,

00:45:18.260 then I go dog.

00:45:19.040 That's what I was saying.

00:45:19.940 That's why I think

00:45:20.280 there's, like...

00:45:20.680 That's the hierarchy there.

00:45:22.500 It was...

00:45:22.660 Okay, I'm going with dog.

00:45:26.000 The best thing about

00:45:26.480 fucking a Rottweiler

00:45:27.140 is if I had the baby,

00:45:27.780 it'll just eat it.

00:45:28.940 I'm going with the dog

00:45:30.040 because the dog

00:45:30.700 can't tell anybody about it.

00:45:33.400 What?

00:45:34.240 No, you know...

00:45:35.360 You know about the dog.

00:45:37.640 It's not...

00:45:38.960 What does that mean?

00:45:40.480 I'm going with any animal

00:45:41.100 that won't bottom out

00:45:42.240 my musty.

00:45:43.340 Hold on.

00:45:44.420 Did Tote think

00:45:45.420 that we were asking him

00:45:46.300 if he would fuck a dog

00:45:47.660 or a hundred dudes?

00:45:48.700 Yeah!

00:45:49.680 No, bro.

00:45:50.960 No.

00:45:51.660 That's not the fucking question.

00:45:53.120 The question is...

00:45:53.740 Would you rather be with a chick

00:45:55.220 who's fucked a hundred dudes

00:45:56.760 or a chick who's fucked a hundred dudes?

00:45:56.860 I thought that was the question.

00:45:58.000 Tote has already talked about

00:46:11.380 how he just wants to find a girl

00:46:12.540 that is basically a dude.

00:46:14.360 And then now he's talking about...

00:46:16.480 He just had the choice.

00:46:17.460 Tote just got so excited

00:46:18.600 at the idea of either

00:46:19.920 a hundred dudes

00:46:20.780 or an animal.

00:46:21.920 He's just like,

00:46:22.280 I don't know.

00:46:23.300 I can't choose.

00:46:24.300 I love them both.

00:46:24.940 Oh, wait.

00:46:25.340 That wasn't the question.

00:46:27.580 Holy shit.

00:46:29.100 What is wrong with you, dude?

00:46:30.880 Like, we asked you

00:46:31.780 if you want to fuck a...

00:46:32.640 like, a woman

00:46:34.600 who's transitioning

00:46:36.140 pre or post dick

00:46:37.820 and you're like,

00:46:38.520 dick a hundred percent.

00:46:39.480 Don't say agree with me on that.

00:46:40.660 And then we're like,

00:46:41.140 do you want to fuck a chick

00:46:42.200 who's fucked a dog

00:46:43.020 or a hundred men

00:46:43.780 and you're like,

00:46:44.540 I'd like to fuck a dog.

00:46:46.120 By the way,

00:46:46.700 everyone in the chat

00:46:47.520 is saying Shiba Inu.

00:46:48.520 Yeah, that's a Shiba Inu.

00:46:49.680 You're right.

00:46:50.000 You guys are also giving me shit

00:46:58.440 because I said

00:46:59.220 that I would still

00:47:00.080 fuck this chick

00:47:01.340 as long as there were

00:47:02.680 no dogs involved.

00:47:03.620 I was like,

00:47:03.920 yeah, she's pretty hot.

00:47:04.760 I would fuck her.

00:47:05.340 You guys were like,

00:47:06.120 I definitely want to run.

00:47:08.100 You're fucking a girl

00:47:09.000 that's fucked six animals.

00:47:10.540 Not just one.

00:47:11.220 Like, so...

00:47:11.580 And two guys.

00:47:12.680 Two guys.

00:47:13.400 So it's like,

00:47:13.780 it really is the worst.

00:47:14.300 Look, man.

00:47:15.360 Look, I hope that

00:47:16.520 all of those dogs

00:47:18.040 are huskies

00:47:18.640 because I will be

00:47:19.220 their Eskimo brother.

00:47:21.880 That was actually funny.

00:47:23.420 Holy shit.

00:47:24.320 I don't know how

00:47:25.200 you turned that into funny

00:47:26.380 but that was funny.

00:47:27.540 Holy shit.

00:47:28.600 It was...

00:47:29.240 The reason it wasn't funny

00:47:30.340 is because we're so sus

00:47:31.560 of like anytime

00:47:32.340 you tell me a joke

00:47:33.100 we're like...

00:47:33.380 Because it was disgusting

00:47:35.120 but that's what

00:47:36.280 actually made it funny.

00:47:37.340 I'm amazed.

00:47:38.520 It was funny

00:47:39.420 but I'm disgusted

00:47:40.400 so I couldn't really laugh.

00:47:41.700 So we've been having

00:47:42.460 this conversation

00:47:43.220 on my crew

00:47:43.980 like how much money

00:47:46.500 would it take

00:47:47.060 for you to suck a dude off.

00:47:48.380 My brother says

00:47:49.340 10 grand a month

00:47:50.680 would be enough for him

00:47:51.960 but the foreman

00:47:54.340 on our crew

00:47:55.920 says that he wouldn't

00:47:57.260 do it for a billion dollars.

00:47:59.020 I was like,

00:47:59.520 dude, come on.

00:48:01.640 Anyone that says

00:48:02.300 a billion has already done it.

00:48:04.000 Wait, why is he

00:48:04.560 talking about it

00:48:05.160 being a monthly?

00:48:05.880 You wouldn't even be

00:48:06.580 six figures.

00:48:06.920 Yeah, my brother's like,

00:48:08.140 fuck it,

00:48:08.440 if I could just blow somebody

00:48:09.820 for 10 grand a month

00:48:10.960 and don't have to work

00:48:11.800 I would do that.

00:48:13.320 One dick a month

00:48:14.380 for 10 grand?

00:48:15.380 Yeah, I'd do that.

00:48:16.020 Yeah, I would do that.

00:48:16.600 That's how a broke

00:48:17.360 motherfucker thinks though

00:48:18.440 because he's like,

00:48:19.460 he can't even like

00:48:20.340 wrap his head around

00:48:21.700 getting enough money

00:48:22.600 to not have to work

00:48:23.400 so he's just like,

00:48:24.380 I would like to just

00:48:25.180 suck a dick every month

00:48:26.280 so I don't have to

00:48:26.960 wake up at six

00:48:27.720 and go fucking

00:48:28.440 put up his power lines.

00:48:29.780 If that dick was on the tranny,

00:48:31.120 I would definitely do it.

00:48:32.100 That's 120 grand a year

00:48:33.420 and I'm pretty sure

00:48:34.240 it's non-taxable.

00:48:35.280 Then just say 120 grand

00:48:37.200 so you don't have to

00:48:38.320 fucking suck a dick

00:48:39.260 every month,

00:48:39.960 you poor bitches.

00:48:41.500 But it's for the rest

00:48:42.360 of his life

00:48:42.760 is what he's saying.

00:48:43.340 He'll suck one dick a month

00:48:44.720 for 10 grand

00:48:45.500 and for the rest of his life.

00:48:46.760 Yeah, I think my brother

00:48:47.820 has six figures

00:48:48.940 in the bank too

00:48:49.840 at least

00:48:50.200 so he's definitely

00:48:50.960 not thinking like

00:48:51.540 a poor man.

00:48:52.300 I'm not saying I'd suck a dick

00:48:52.560 for 10 grand

00:48:52.760 but I'd think about it.

00:48:56.000 I'd do it.

00:48:56.940 Yeah.

00:48:57.480 Think of all the other shit

00:48:58.320 you could do in that time

00:48:59.560 that you're not sucking dick.

00:49:00.980 Yes.

00:49:02.180 Toad, Toad,

00:49:03.460 instead of gambling

00:49:04.240 and making your piddly

00:49:05.320 500 bucks a day,

00:49:06.760 suck one dick

00:49:07.620 for 10 grand.

00:49:08.720 Oh no.

00:49:10.420 He would blow it all

00:49:11.300 on the very next bet.

00:49:14.800 You have 10 grand up?

00:49:16.000 Look at his face.

00:49:16.780 Look at his face.

00:49:17.340 He's like,

00:49:17.820 no, I wouldn't.

00:49:18.660 I would petition it up.

00:49:20.360 I would win

00:49:20.800 fucking 64% of the time.

00:49:22.940 I bet you

00:49:23.340 I will suck

00:49:23.820 this next dick this month.

00:49:25.120 I bet you.

00:49:27.020 64 would be

00:49:28.140 an incredible rate

00:49:29.500 by the way.

00:49:29.840 Oh my god,

00:49:30.740 it was a joke.

00:49:33.260 I mean,

00:49:34.780 for me

00:49:35.440 to suck one dick,

00:49:36.520 I mean,

00:49:36.760 it would be like

00:49:37.520 somewhere around 10 grand.

00:49:38.720 Like if someone was like,

00:49:39.520 I have 10 grand cash

00:49:40.420 right now.

00:49:40.980 Here you go.

00:49:41.720 Just suck my penis.

00:49:42.820 I have over 10 grand

00:49:43.860 in my safe right now.

00:49:45.300 You want to suck my penis?

00:49:47.760 If you suck the dick though,

00:49:50.000 like, okay,

00:49:50.460 like if you just did,

00:49:52.340 would you be like the guy

00:49:53.760 who's like,

00:49:54.120 I'm just here to get paid?

00:49:55.320 Or would you be like,

00:49:56.000 rah, rah, rah?

00:49:57.300 Oh,

00:49:57.700 you gotta own your work.

00:49:59.820 You know,

00:50:00.040 like if you're not

00:50:00.600 into your work,

00:50:01.420 then it's not worth it.

00:50:02.480 That's right.

00:50:02.820 Everything I do,

00:50:03.640 I do with passion.

00:50:06.160 If you get into it,

00:50:07.860 it gets done.

00:50:08.720 It gets done quicker.

00:50:09.540 Dirty jobs,

00:50:10.420 right, Top?

00:50:11.240 Oh, man.

00:50:12.120 If you're kind of

00:50:13.660 grudging BJ,

00:50:14.840 you're going to be the way

00:50:15.560 I was on.

00:50:16.940 I don't think that's

00:50:17.700 what Mike had in mind,

00:50:18.640 but maybe.

00:50:20.120 I mean,

00:50:20.440 if you do what you love,

00:50:21.420 you'll never work

00:50:21.800 a day in your life.

00:50:22.800 I mean,

00:50:23.160 like...

00:50:23.720 Is it a blow job

00:50:26.640 or is it a blow vacation?

00:50:31.580 All right.

00:50:32.400 We had a game,

00:50:33.160 right?

00:50:33.520 A blow vacation.

00:50:34.600 It's so great.

00:50:37.360 We do have a,

00:50:38.260 we have Flickr trick

00:50:39.780 if you want to play that,

00:50:40.680 which is...

00:50:41.020 I fucking hate you guys.

00:50:41.760 So I came to the realization

00:50:44.820 because there's this like

00:50:46.000 bot Twitter account

00:50:47.480 that tweets out

00:50:48.260 names of Japanese porn clips

00:50:51.020 that are on some

00:50:51.880 Japanese porn website.

00:50:53.360 Yeah.

00:50:53.580 I verified.

00:50:54.420 I went to that website

00:50:55.420 and made sure

00:50:56.160 that they existed.

00:50:57.940 Little Dicky,

00:50:58.440 come up and read these for us.

00:51:00.100 And so the question is,

00:51:01.320 are these names

00:51:01.940 of actual porn clips

00:51:03.780 or are they not?

00:51:05.180 By the way,

00:51:05.700 I do want to mention this.

00:51:06.540 I did drop,

00:51:08.500 because Clint,

00:51:09.380 I can't remember why,

00:51:10.340 but you were saying

00:51:11.400 drop your plug

00:51:12.200 or something like that

00:51:12.780 for a show you did.

00:51:14.180 And so I just put

00:51:15.160 buttsex.com.

00:51:16.500 And to me,

00:51:17.380 I hear buttsex.com

00:51:18.500 and I think it's a gay website.

00:51:19.860 Apparently not gay,

00:51:21.360 which is crazy to me.

00:51:22.220 No, it's fucking women's asses.

00:51:23.560 So I dropped in

00:51:24.580 gaybuttsex.com.

00:51:25.920 Definitely gay.

00:51:28.440 That's good.

00:51:29.440 It'd be even weirder

00:51:30.300 if that was still

00:51:31.140 just fucking ass.

00:51:32.800 You're like,

00:51:33.160 they got a corner mark.

00:51:34.700 They got the mark

00:51:35.500 in corners.

00:51:36.900 Yeah, I love the thought

00:51:38.020 that a gay guy's like,

00:51:38.960 I really want to

00:51:39.480 jerk off some porn.

00:51:40.260 He's like,

00:51:40.600 I'm already here.

00:51:42.740 It's already straight porn.

00:51:43.620 He's like,

00:51:43.920 I'm straight now.

00:51:45.760 That's right.

00:51:47.760 Yes, he just found this guy.

00:51:49.260 Actually, I found it

00:51:50.280 because of fucking

00:51:51.080 Phil that remains

00:51:52.260 or whatever his actual name is.

00:51:54.280 Phil Labonte.

00:51:54.580 Phil Labonte.

00:51:55.540 Yeah, he was.

00:51:56.240 Former landlord.

00:51:57.860 He quote tweeted it

00:51:59.160 and he goes,

00:51:59.680 I love weird shit.

00:52:00.840 And I was like,

00:52:01.580 Phil,

00:52:02.340 Phil, bad phrasing.

00:52:03.640 Don't say that.

00:52:04.360 Yeah, he quote tweeted

00:52:05.200 the dog fucker, yeah.

00:52:06.740 Yeah, I said,

00:52:07.480 no, Phil.

00:52:08.200 And he was like,

00:52:08.800 well, no,

00:52:09.220 not like you

00:52:09.840 and Liberty Lockpod,

00:52:10.940 you know.

00:52:12.860 I understood what he meant,

00:52:14.400 but I just,

00:52:15.200 like for those

00:52:15.700 that don't know him,

00:52:16.580 a little awkward,

00:52:17.480 a little awkward.

00:52:18.460 Look, Japanese porn.

00:52:19.520 Oh, you guys don't know him,

00:52:20.800 trust me.

00:52:21.300 It was weird living with him.

00:52:22.400 No.

00:52:23.200 Jesus.

00:52:24.320 Japanese porn is actually

00:52:25.520 not really my thing,

00:52:26.420 so I wasn't explicitly

00:52:27.940 looking that up.

00:52:29.360 Unless it has a Shiba Inu.

00:52:31.580 This is,

00:52:32.460 I'll just,

00:52:33.080 full exposure,

00:52:33.980 Phil is incredibly boring

00:52:35.420 in real life.

00:52:36.540 It's just,

00:52:37.020 you know,

00:52:37.300 that's it.

00:52:37.680 Is Japanese porn

00:52:38.800 kind of like

00:52:39.140 Japanese game show

00:52:39.860 where it just never ends?

00:52:41.140 Like,

00:52:41.320 they'll be like,

00:52:42.000 20 years later,

00:52:43.040 they'll be doing it

00:52:43.540 and they'll just hear

00:52:43.900 like a random buzzer

00:52:45.000 and all of a sudden

00:52:45.580 they get fucked in the ass again.

00:52:47.040 Yeah,

00:52:47.320 and it's all called

00:52:48.240 like super happy time

00:52:49.740 fuck hour and shit.

00:52:51.680 Hey,

00:52:51.860 before we move on,

00:52:53.080 Reid,

00:52:53.300 real quick,

00:52:53.980 what is Phil's workout routine like?

00:52:55.820 Because that kid's jacked.

00:52:56.800 He's got to like live.

00:52:58.160 Steroids.

00:52:58.780 And he's in his 40s, right?

00:53:01.760 I forget exactly how old he is,

00:53:04.100 but yeah.

00:53:04.480 Late 30s,

00:53:04.860 some 40s,

00:53:05.400 something like that.

00:53:06.360 He'd get up

00:53:07.380 like at five in the morning

00:53:08.580 every day

00:53:09.100 and go work out.

00:53:10.900 For two hours?

00:53:12.080 Do you know?

00:53:12.660 I'm just curious.

00:53:14.160 I don't know.

00:53:15.020 Yeah,

00:53:15.240 at least an hour.

00:53:16.260 So,

00:53:16.420 I mean,

00:53:16.620 he had to drive

00:53:17.420 a little ways

00:53:18.160 to get to the gym.

00:53:18.820 Okay,

00:53:19.000 he's on gear.

00:53:19.860 I just wanted to make sure

00:53:20.660 that he's on steroids.

00:53:21.940 Because you don't get

00:53:23.540 his fucking legs.

00:53:25.100 He's just like,

00:53:25.900 but maybe he's stout.

00:53:27.120 Is he short?

00:53:27.740 Yeah,

00:53:28.200 he's like 5'6",

00:53:29.900 maybe.

00:53:30.540 Oh,

00:53:30.780 fuck.

00:53:31.060 All right.

00:53:31.360 I thought he was like 5'9".

00:53:33.080 Although he's actually 5'6",

00:53:34.760 not 5'2",

00:53:35.520 like Toad

00:53:36.020 and says he's 5'6".

00:53:37.240 Yeah,

00:53:38.560 Toad always goes on

00:53:39.480 if he's taller than me.

00:53:40.200 I see him in person

00:53:40.780 like,

00:53:41.100 nah.

00:53:41.720 Yeah,

00:53:42.200 I am very slightly.

00:53:44.040 How much would it take

00:53:44.620 for each of you

00:53:45.220 to actually go on gear?

00:53:46.500 Like to take steroids?

00:53:48.360 Because to me,

00:53:49.080 it is kind of a scary thing to do.

00:53:50.680 I paid $500 for it.

00:53:52.680 I paid for it,

00:53:53.440 dog.

00:53:53.680 I've done it before.

00:53:56.120 I mean,

00:53:56.600 honestly,

00:53:57.040 it was awesome.

00:53:58.400 I would never go on steroids

00:53:59.820 if it weren't a bid

00:54:00.780 for the show.

00:54:01.720 But I would do it

00:54:02.540 for the show

00:54:03.000 because I think it would be

00:54:04.040 hilarious for us to like,

00:54:05.860 actually like blow up

00:54:06.840 over the next year

00:54:07.460 and then we all get invited back

00:54:08.700 and we're such a draw

00:54:09.340 that Tim Kess is like,

00:54:10.180 we're going to find a way

00:54:11.080 to have all six of you on.

00:54:12.600 And then we all walk in there

00:54:13.820 juiced out of our minds.

00:54:15.420 And we can't fit in.

00:54:16.180 We can't fit in the studio.

00:54:18.120 We're all fucking like,

00:54:18.900 I'm telling you,

00:54:20.440 steroids are awesome.

00:54:22.140 Like,

00:54:22.560 like,

00:54:23.380 I believe you.

00:54:24.840 Testosterone is like,

00:54:25.820 it just,

00:54:26.520 like,

00:54:26.660 you know that like

00:54:27.000 everyone talks about

00:54:27.600 being an alpha male?

00:54:28.380 You feel like an alpha male

00:54:29.980 when you're in testosterone.

00:54:30.620 Doesn't it feel like you go like,

00:54:31.840 I'm better than you.

00:54:33.240 Doesn't it feel like

00:54:33.700 you're going through puberty again

00:54:34.880 in the same way?

00:54:35.560 Like,

00:54:35.680 literally,

00:54:36.600 it's more like,

00:54:38.840 kind of like you get like

00:54:39.680 the fucking boners randomly again

00:54:41.420 and like you start like,

00:54:42.320 it depends.

00:54:43.860 There's like,

00:54:44.480 I guess multiple types

00:54:45.420 of testosterone.

00:54:46.300 It's weird.

00:54:46.820 You've done meth before,

00:54:47.780 right?

00:54:48.420 I've never done meth now.

00:54:49.600 But,

00:54:49.700 I thought you did.

00:54:50.460 Wait,

00:54:50.700 getting rid of the boners

00:54:51.840 against it.

00:54:54.080 Because,

00:54:54.520 like,

00:54:54.960 I've always thought

00:54:55.620 that it probably feels

00:54:56.620 like what meth feels like.

00:54:58.340 Steroids feel like meth.

00:54:59.040 It really just is like,

00:55:00.220 it's like,

00:55:01.140 we should just give

00:55:01.960 meth addict steroids

00:55:03.060 and just see like

00:55:03.720 a bunch of homeless jack dudes

00:55:05.020 walking around.

00:55:05.680 Energy levels are much better,

00:55:07.280 but at the same time,

00:55:08.020 you also have like

00:55:08.660 a much better like circadian rhythm

00:55:10.220 where you sleep a lot better too.

00:55:12.340 Because you're fucking gas

00:55:13.540 because you worked out

00:55:14.100 for four hours straight.

00:55:15.060 Yeah,

00:55:15.360 sort of.

00:55:15.980 Like,

00:55:16.220 it's like,

00:55:16.740 you just feel better in general.

00:55:18.320 You just feel like,

00:55:19.280 like,

00:55:19.900 you just feel like a man.

00:55:21.300 You just feel awesome.

00:55:22.340 Maybe we're like

00:55:23.040 meant to be on steroids.

00:55:24.360 God did make them after all.

00:55:25.780 Yes.

00:55:26.280 It's true.

00:55:26.660 God made everything.

00:55:29.140 Including meth

00:55:30.280 and dick pills

00:55:30.920 and steroids.

00:55:32.120 Let's go with them all.

00:55:33.660 I just want to throw

00:55:34.320 one thing in about Phil

00:55:35.680 is he would just go

00:55:36.660 shoot off the front porch

00:55:38.040 like without any sort of warning.

00:55:39.420 he wouldn't be like,

00:55:40.240 hey Reed,

00:55:41.000 I'm going to go shoot.

00:55:41.780 So I'd be like

00:55:42.380 taking a nap or something.

00:55:43.580 Or once I was actually

00:55:44.460 doing a podcast

00:55:45.220 and he was the room

00:55:47.800 right next to me

00:55:48.560 and he just walked out

00:55:49.360 on the porch

00:55:50.000 and just lit up

00:55:50.960 a target across the yard

00:55:52.240 and my guest was like,

00:55:53.600 holy shit,

00:55:54.400 what's going on?

00:55:55.600 No,

00:55:55.880 Reed does that.

00:55:56.640 My Reed just like shows up

00:55:57.900 and he starts shooting.

00:55:58.840 I'm like shooting to the lake

00:55:59.880 and he starts shooting

00:56:01.000 the trees across the way.

00:56:02.340 I'm like,

00:56:02.520 somebody.

00:56:02.780 He's like holding the gun

00:56:05.840 in the coolest way possible.

00:56:07.700 That's the first

00:56:08.980 and last

00:56:11.060 and only time

00:56:11.980 I will fire a fucking gun

00:56:13.620 without ear protection on.

00:56:15.520 I lost some years

00:56:17.840 off my hearing

00:56:18.400 with that one.

00:56:18.920 That was stupid.

00:56:19.420 Does that have anything

00:56:21.000 to do with you

00:56:21.720 suddenly buying that

00:56:22.880 spot of land next to you

00:56:24.520 that I was shooting

00:56:25.260 in that direction

00:56:25.880 and then suddenly

00:56:26.880 were able to buy it somehow?

00:56:28.200 Weird.

00:56:28.860 He's like,

00:56:29.140 it was going to be

00:56:29.520 a lawsuit otherwise

00:56:30.220 so I had to acquire it.

00:56:31.300 I do think

00:56:32.960 maybe there was something

00:56:34.360 to we should be on gear

00:56:35.500 just because

00:56:36.200 I bet like our ancestors

00:56:37.560 used to have more testosterone

00:56:38.700 and so we are just getting

00:56:40.420 back to the level

00:56:42.020 that we should be at.

00:56:43.000 We have to be on gear

00:56:44.040 to offset the 5G radiation

00:56:46.360 that we're all experiencing.

00:56:47.660 And a lot of it

00:56:48.280 like the amount

00:56:49.460 that fucking Liver King

00:56:51.040 is doing

00:56:51.460 where he's spending

00:56:52.100 12 grand a month

00:56:53.140 or I think even more

00:56:54.100 than like $20,000 a month

00:56:55.860 on all sorts of steroids

00:56:57.400 on his cycle.

00:56:57.700 Dude,

00:56:57.800 homeboy looks fucking dope.

00:56:59.880 Yeah,

00:57:00.340 dude,

00:57:00.540 that dude

00:57:00.880 I'm telling you though

00:57:01.820 that's retarded.

00:57:03.120 Like you do

00:57:03.420 there's a reason

00:57:04.300 why they call it

00:57:04.980 you cycle

00:57:05.600 like people say

00:57:06.160 you cycle it

00:57:06.900 because you're supposed

00:57:07.360 to take time off.

00:57:08.700 That motherfucker

00:57:09.080 is permanently on steroids.

00:57:10.780 Like he's going to go off it

00:57:12.220 and be like so fucked.

00:57:13.660 Like be like

00:57:14.340 just like

00:57:15.020 titties be hurting

00:57:16.420 fucking like emotional

00:57:18.020 like when his supply dries up.

00:57:20.240 Well the best thing is

00:57:21.460 is like

00:57:21.920 he's going to come off steroids

00:57:23.140 as his entire empire crumbles

00:57:25.220 so he's a

00:57:25.940 high risk for suicide.

00:57:28.140 Oh yeah,

00:57:28.400 because he's going to

00:57:28.880 lose all his muscle

00:57:29.680 and then he'd just be like

00:57:30.720 I have nothing left.

00:57:31.840 I have to

00:57:32.120 oh god.

00:57:33.400 Oh he's going to be dead.

00:57:34.160 He's going to be disastrous.

00:57:35.660 Oh he's going to be dead

00:57:36.220 within the next two years.

00:57:37.680 Is there more suicide

00:57:38.320 in the trans community

00:57:39.100 or in the steroid community?

00:57:40.940 What do you think?

00:57:41.640 It's a tremendous question

00:57:42.720 and I'm still leaning

00:57:43.500 towards trans.

00:57:45.140 I think they're the same thing.

00:57:46.480 But

00:57:46.640 but then you could also

00:57:48.460 add in the third factor

00:57:49.340 is there are more heart attacks

00:57:50.660 in the

00:57:51.060 in the steroids community

00:57:52.320 or the vax community.

00:57:54.180 Like

00:57:54.260 legitimately

00:57:55.600 the worst part of steroids

00:57:57.080 is going off of them

00:57:58.180 because you're just like

00:57:59.020 I'm not awesome anymore.

00:58:02.000 What if somebody

00:58:03.100 is a

00:58:03.640 trans

00:58:04.540 vaxxer

00:58:05.300 who's on steroids?

00:58:07.620 I mean

00:58:08.040 there's

00:58:09.060 there's

00:58:09.500 thousands of people

00:58:10.680 that are in that situation

00:58:11.620 right now.

00:58:12.160 Jesus.

00:58:12.520 Because I would

00:58:13.820 I would imagine

00:58:14.360 the vaccination

00:58:15.320 the vaccination rate

00:58:17.920 for the trans community

00:58:19.360 is astronomical.

00:58:22.100 That's true.

00:58:22.980 I bet it's like 99%.

00:58:24.360 All right.

00:58:25.260 Want to play this game?

00:58:26.220 Want to do this?

00:58:26.820 Yeah.

00:58:26.940 Yeah.

00:58:27.080 Let's do it.

00:58:27.500 Let's do it.

00:58:29.960 Give us money

00:58:30.660 and we will all do gear together though.

00:58:32.820 All right.

00:58:33.620 Mailbag boy.

00:58:34.480 Mailbag boy.

00:58:35.020 Are you reading these?

00:58:35.740 Oh wait.

00:58:36.160 So is this

00:58:36.880 this is a title

00:58:37.820 that we have to guess

00:58:38.680 is Japanese porn

00:58:40.060 or is it not Japanese?

00:58:41.180 Wait.

00:58:41.380 Is he not going to read these?

00:58:42.760 Mailbag boy.

00:58:43.780 Is it Japanese porn

00:58:44.860 or what?

00:58:45.740 All right.

00:58:46.120 Or just

00:58:46.700 or we made it up.

00:58:48.140 This is either

00:58:48.740 the name of a Japanese

00:58:49.920 porn film

00:58:51.440 or it isn't.

00:58:52.280 It's made up.

00:58:52.840 Too long to be wrong.

00:58:53.840 It's 100%

00:58:54.500 the name of a porn film.

00:58:55.000 All right.

00:58:55.360 So we'll say

00:58:55.840 super popular now

00:58:57.100 a girl that looks

00:58:58.060 just like that girl

00:58:59.200 from that professional

00:59:00.080 idol group

00:59:00.780 gets bukkake

00:59:01.960 anal drilling

00:59:02.640 and cream pie.

00:59:03.420 Oh!

00:59:04.900 That's 100%.

00:59:05.900 There's too long

00:59:06.540 to be wrong.

00:59:07.240 Like it's just like

00:59:07.580 multiple choice.

00:59:08.680 Long question.

00:59:09.320 Too big to fail.

00:59:10.440 Which one of those

00:59:12.720 catches your attention

00:59:15.360 that you would click

00:59:16.100 on this video?

00:59:17.120 Which one of those

00:59:17.700 like random buzzwords?

00:59:19.380 Bukkake is in caps.

00:59:21.060 Wow.

00:59:21.380 Bukkake is the one

00:59:22.360 that was not what I was

00:59:23.440 saying.

00:59:23.900 It's in caps.

00:59:24.960 Cream pies are gross.

00:59:26.400 I don't understand

00:59:27.680 dudes like cream pie.

00:59:28.720 Like I like cream pieing

00:59:29.940 as a dude

00:59:30.320 but something about

00:59:30.940 porn cream pie

00:59:31.700 is just gross.

00:59:32.460 How do you do

00:59:35.120 a Bukkake and a cream pie?

00:59:36.320 You weird fuck.

00:59:38.640 A Bukkake and a cream pie

00:59:39.820 means there's a lot

00:59:40.780 of dudes.

00:59:41.260 There's a lot of guys.

00:59:42.000 Yeah.

00:59:42.540 What catches me here

00:59:43.940 is the sentence

00:59:45.180 a girl that looks

00:59:46.180 like that girl

00:59:46.980 from that professional

00:59:48.680 idol group

00:59:49.280 because now I'm like

00:59:50.480 well what girl?

00:59:51.960 And now

00:59:52.240 It's Jess.

00:59:53.240 Who knows?

00:59:54.820 Kelly Clarkson.

00:59:55.740 If you watch New Girl

00:59:56.400 Kelly Clarkson.

00:59:57.560 That's a funny joke.

00:59:59.060 Okay.

00:59:59.300 That random chick

01:00:00.220 from Destiny's Child

01:00:01.080 that you don't remember.

01:00:01.880 I like how Cole

01:00:04.700 is so funny

01:00:05.420 that he can get away

01:00:06.220 with casually saying

01:00:07.380 that he watches

01:00:07.980 New Girl.

01:00:09.000 Oh yeah.

01:00:10.720 No, no, no.

01:00:11.420 New Girl is funny

01:00:13.380 by the way.

01:00:14.460 And Elizabeth

01:00:15.220 has watched it

01:00:16.040 literally 12 times

01:00:17.780 since the lockdowns.

01:00:19.740 I'm surprised

01:00:20.820 you haven't killed yourself.

01:00:22.080 That's the one

01:00:22.440 with the emo waitress girl.

01:00:24.100 Zooey Deschanel.

01:00:25.060 Zooey Deschanel.

01:00:26.080 I heard she's a huge

01:00:26.880 bitch too.

01:00:28.200 No, it's not emo

01:00:28.760 but all the characters

01:00:30.540 are actually

01:00:31.160 pretty funny.

01:00:33.320 I've actually

01:00:33.820 gut laughed

01:00:34.320 at some of their jokes.

01:00:35.500 Look, here's the thing.

01:00:36.440 I'm not into

01:00:37.020 I'm not into Bukkake

01:00:37.960 but

01:00:39.280 if I have to choose

01:00:41.020 if I have to choose

01:00:41.880 between anal drilling

01:00:43.060 which doesn't do

01:00:43.980 a fucking thing for me

01:00:45.120 just being straight up

01:00:45.960 with you

01:00:46.280 or

01:00:47.100 Sorry, I try my best

01:00:48.300 Green Pie

01:00:49.600 I want love

01:00:50.820 I'm not a huge fan

01:00:52.400 of that either.

01:00:53.580 I like

01:00:53.880 when you finish

01:00:55.480 in a girl's fucking mouth

01:00:56.700 so like

01:00:57.360 even though it's 50 guys

01:00:58.700 which I'm not a fan of

01:01:01.460 I have to lean that direction.

01:01:03.780 Alright, well the question is

01:01:04.880 is this a real title or not?

01:01:07.020 I think it's real.

01:01:07.540 I know the answers

01:01:08.400 I think

01:01:09.420 I think

01:01:09.920 I think it is real

01:01:11.080 just because like

01:01:12.040 Jose said

01:01:12.580 it is so fucking long

01:01:13.560 but now I'm afraid

01:01:14.360 that every one of them

01:01:15.140 is going to be

01:01:15.640 insanely long.

01:01:16.560 It's either

01:01:16.920 a porn or a what?

01:01:19.160 Because this is

01:01:19.600 obviously a porn.

01:01:20.460 Is it Japanese porn

01:01:22.140 or is it made up?

01:01:23.380 I think it's

01:01:23.980 Is it a real title or not?

01:01:26.120 I think it's Japanese porn

01:01:27.200 because it looks like

01:01:28.040 it's poorly translated

01:01:29.160 so I'll say

01:01:29.820 All of these

01:01:30.840 Did Dave create this

01:01:32.120 or did you?

01:01:32.900 I did.

01:01:33.480 All of these

01:01:33.980 are going to be Japanese

01:01:34.720 All of these

01:01:35.540 are going to be Japanese

01:01:36.240 Yeah, I tried to get him

01:01:37.360 to do it man

01:01:38.080 It's just Toad from memory

01:01:39.400 I feel like

01:01:41.580 if David

01:01:42.420 he would have come up

01:01:43.380 with the broken English

01:01:44.160 to throw me off

01:01:45.020 but I don't believe Toad would have

01:01:46.320 I'm going to go with

01:01:46.820 Japanese porn

01:01:47.720 You were correct

01:01:49.280 This one is real

01:01:50.420 so it's

01:01:50.860 Yeah

01:01:51.200 All right

01:01:52.300 Dickie's going to

01:01:53.000 Little Dickie's going to

01:01:53.720 I did an anime celebration

01:01:54.980 There we go

01:01:55.800 All right

01:01:56.340 All right

01:01:57.200 Next one

01:01:59.300 Wait, is Andrew Tate

01:02:07.660 in this one?

01:02:08.380 Made up

01:02:08.700 Oh, I could squirt tapioca

01:02:11.080 out of my cock

01:02:11.900 Would you like a Tate?

01:02:13.020 I feel like that was a typo

01:02:14.720 It's so ridiculous

01:02:15.860 that I think it's probably real

01:02:17.340 Toad made this up

01:02:18.900 because

01:02:19.180 Would you like a Tate

01:02:20.900 is just so corny

01:02:22.240 I think that's a typo

01:02:24.360 I think he meant to put taste

01:02:25.660 You know how stupid

01:02:26.980 a fucking clarification is?

01:02:29.300 that I can squirt tapioca

01:02:30.780 out of my cock

01:02:31.340 as if that makes you special

01:02:32.640 You should be able to do that

01:02:34.120 I know

01:02:34.880 Tapioca's pretty thick

01:02:36.080 I don't know how thick

01:02:36.900 your fucking

01:02:37.440 your streams are

01:02:38.460 This is not a type of

01:02:39.460 I would love

01:02:40.100 Yeah

01:02:40.380 You didn't even let us

01:02:42.560 Answer

01:02:42.960 Literally, I was the only one

01:02:44.320 that guessed

01:02:44.760 I said I thought

01:02:46.600 it was so ridiculous

01:02:47.440 that it was real

01:02:48.320 Oh, okay

01:02:49.020 Okay, yeah

01:02:49.660 That one was because

01:02:51.320 I can just see it

01:02:52.140 because

01:02:52.440 that's like a lot of

01:02:54.240 other fucking weird

01:02:55.260 like the ads

01:02:56.660 say like

01:02:57.100 or like

01:02:57.640 I don't know if you ever

01:02:58.140 No, no

01:02:58.800 the one is

01:02:59.380 Instagram

01:03:00.280 Thoughtbots

01:03:02.400 under like

01:03:03.220 any fucking big account

01:03:04.560 if you go on Instagram

01:03:05.260 and scroll

01:03:05.640 they say the

01:03:06.840 craziest shit

01:03:08.340 that just makes no sense

01:03:09.660 and the

01:03:10.280 I can squirt tapioca

01:03:11.420 they'll be like

01:03:11.920 I can make you squirt tapioca

01:03:13.120 out your dick

01:03:13.680 like I feel like

01:03:14.260 I've seen that before

01:03:15.080 like

01:03:15.820 it's just so funny

01:03:16.680 It's weirdly kind of hot

01:03:17.880 There is like

01:03:20.240 thousands of them

01:03:21.440 It's ridiculous

01:03:22.440 Yeah

01:03:24.440 Tapioca's

01:03:25.500 sword in the balls

01:03:26.260 Next up

01:03:27.540 Alright, who wants to read it?

01:03:32.120 Let's get Clint

01:03:32.700 He's got the reader voice

01:03:33.600 Oh my god

01:03:34.480 Batman just finished his meal

01:03:35.920 and need relief

01:03:36.820 Superhot Waitress

01:03:38.160 will give him the happy ending

01:03:39.380 Not the ice cream kind

01:03:41.120 That shit's so lame

01:03:44.100 No one wrote this

01:03:45.180 but that's also

01:03:45.940 really funny

01:03:46.760 I can see this actually

01:03:47.900 If it is real

01:03:49.420 that's so fucking funny

01:03:50.500 Fat man just finished his meal

01:03:52.960 and need relief

01:03:53.980 Oh, that's so gross

01:03:56.100 Think about the cultural

01:03:57.060 ramifications of

01:03:58.000 Japanese people

01:03:58.760 that they need headlines

01:03:59.900 like this to watch

01:04:00.860 Well, you gotta think

01:04:02.260 there's a cultural

01:04:02.780 there's like a translation

01:04:04.000 that makes it weird

01:04:04.840 So this could be

01:04:05.640 completely normal

01:04:06.580 in their language

01:04:07.260 like there's like

01:04:08.720 a barrier of languages

01:04:09.940 I kind of like

01:04:11.220 that the description

01:04:12.020 is the title

01:04:13.260 So it's like

01:04:14.120 I'm not being confused here

01:04:15.360 I get everything

01:04:16.120 I would need to know

01:04:16.800 just from this

01:04:17.700 Are these actual

01:04:19.440 Did you take them

01:04:20.440 and put them

01:04:20.760 in a Google Translate?

01:04:22.320 No, no, no

01:04:22.880 Yeah, Toad knows Japanese

01:04:24.700 No, no, no

01:04:26.920 If you go to this site

01:04:30.140 these titles are all

01:04:31.120 in English

01:04:31.640 but they probably

01:04:32.220 have been translated

01:04:33.340 from Japanese

01:04:34.220 So we're just assuming

01:04:36.160 I think

01:04:37.000 By the way

01:04:37.380 I think also

01:04:38.080 we should be saying

01:04:38.820 if we would watch this

01:04:39.900 or not

01:04:40.100 Well, we're not assuming

01:04:40.860 like this is the title

01:04:41.860 of a porn film

01:04:43.280 that exists

01:04:44.080 on the site

01:04:44.920 First one

01:04:45.640 I would not have watched

01:04:46.660 Second one

01:04:47.100 I would have

01:04:47.720 This one

01:04:48.260 I would not

01:04:48.960 You want tapioca

01:04:51.780 Yeah, I want to see it

01:04:54.980 I'm not into

01:04:55.980 I'm not into that genre

01:04:58.860 of like hot girl

01:05:00.040 fat guy

01:05:00.600 or hot girl

01:05:01.400 old guy

01:05:02.160 Fat guys

01:05:03.260 fat guys and old guys

01:05:04.300 fucking up

01:05:04.680 You know what's fucked up?

01:05:05.860 Hot chick and a fat guy

01:05:06.840 or an old guy

01:05:07.720 Like what the fuck

01:05:08.220 Even in real life

01:05:08.860 No, hold on

01:05:09.620 Hold on

01:05:10.140 Hold on

01:05:10.920 Hold on

01:05:11.860 I have something

01:05:12.500 I have something

01:05:13.120 to disclose

01:05:13.600 Go ahead, say it

01:05:14.280 I have no interest

01:05:15.620 in that porn either

01:05:16.520 but I'll tell you this much

01:05:17.660 Me neither

01:05:18.200 The fucking old dude

01:05:19.580 hot girl porn

01:05:20.840 they get some really

01:05:22.220 hot girls for that shit

01:05:23.240 And I'm like

01:05:23.960 It draws me in

01:05:25.820 because I see the thumbnail

01:05:27.060 and it's this fucking

01:05:28.080 smoke show

01:05:28.680 and it's this gray haired

01:05:29.960 dude with the half hard dick

01:05:31.100 and I'm like

01:05:31.440 I still have to watch it

01:05:32.780 I can't do it

01:05:33.500 Oh, you know what it is

01:05:34.420 It's better for you

01:05:35.660 because you can

01:05:36.140 like envision yourself

01:05:37.200 as the old guy

01:05:37.780 I knew you were

01:05:38.500 I knew I was

01:05:40.040 opening myself up

01:05:40.800 and I still went there

01:05:41.660 because I'm a team

01:05:42.340 This is that

01:05:43.440 age old trick

01:05:44.660 of like the hot girl

01:05:46.040 surrounds herself

01:05:46.760 with the ugly friends

01:05:47.700 and she looks hotter

01:05:48.420 You could see that same

01:05:49.860 hot girl in another porn

01:05:51.820 and you'd just be like

01:05:52.780 scroll, scroll

01:05:54.180 but because that guy's

01:05:55.180 so old and fucking

01:05:56.360 crusty next to her

01:05:57.380 That's probably true

01:05:57.980 She's like glowing

01:05:58.760 Yeah, that's what it is

01:05:59.640 Yeah, but when they're

01:06:00.380 all Japanese

01:06:00.900 I just think they're

01:06:01.740 all the same girl

01:06:02.400 even if they're not

01:06:03.160 Also, old dick

01:06:04.700 is pretty gross

01:06:05.640 You ever seen

01:06:06.360 an old dude's dick?

01:06:07.540 I mean, just

01:06:07.880 you ever go to

01:06:08.680 like in the gym

01:06:09.300 and they're all

01:06:09.740 fucking

01:06:09.960 It's just

01:06:10.420 Yeah, I've never seen one

01:06:11.900 Have you been in a gym

01:06:14.700 locker?

01:06:14.940 Never, not every day

01:06:16.120 You're so straight

01:06:17.680 I've never seen a dick before

01:06:19.060 I gotta respect

01:06:20.280 the Chad energy

01:06:21.060 of old dudes

01:06:21.840 in the locker room though

01:06:22.660 Everyone like

01:06:23.280 complains about that shit

01:06:24.380 I'm like, dude

01:06:24.800 Shut the fuck up

01:06:26.000 That is like Chad energy

01:06:27.300 Like, I don't give a fuck

01:06:28.620 See my dick

01:06:29.220 you fucking pussy

01:06:29.980 No, no, no

01:06:30.760 It's completely

01:06:32.100 100% Chadly

01:06:33.280 It's also disgusting

01:06:34.620 because a wrinkly penis

01:06:36.300 is just something

01:06:37.100 I never want to see

01:06:37.960 Like, there should not

01:06:39.180 be wrinkles on a penis

01:06:40.300 Dude, that penis

01:06:42.580 was in Vietnam

01:06:43.300 probably

01:06:43.900 So

01:06:44.140 It fucked a gook

01:06:47.820 in Vietnam, okay?

01:06:49.060 You know what would be dope?

01:06:49.740 You know what would be dope

01:06:50.520 if you had a special power

01:06:51.940 where like

01:06:52.320 Well, it would be

01:06:53.240 not dope

01:06:53.720 It'd be awful actually

01:06:54.800 but like

01:06:55.280 it'd be funny

01:06:55.980 if there was

01:06:56.560 a special power

01:06:57.220 where one person

01:06:58.760 like say Toad

01:06:59.380 for instance

01:06:59.760 He had this gift

01:07:01.180 but the only gift

01:07:02.080 he had was

01:07:02.580 anytime he saw

01:07:03.560 in real life

01:07:05.440 flesh of a cock

01:07:06.680 he could then

01:07:07.840 immediately envision

01:07:09.120 every sexual experience

01:07:11.480 it's ever had

01:07:12.140 I was just thinking that

01:07:13.320 I think Toad

01:07:14.220 does have that

01:07:14.900 I'm just saying

01:07:15.980 Top was like

01:07:17.280 I think about this

01:07:17.840 every day

01:07:18.440 No, because

01:07:19.020 you said this dick

01:07:20.020 has been in Vietnam

01:07:21.180 and I was like

01:07:21.820 how crazy would it be

01:07:22.860 if you just saw his dick

01:07:23.900 and you're like

01:07:24.280 and you just flashed

01:07:25.760 through all of the

01:07:26.360 like the lady voice

01:07:27.300 he's ran through

01:07:27.940 and shit like that

01:07:28.440 If you cut his dick open

01:07:29.500 then you could see

01:07:30.060 all the rings inside of it

01:07:31.220 like a tree

01:07:31.800 like wow

01:07:32.280 My dick could tell stories

01:07:33.620 they call it Mark Twain

01:07:34.700 They actually

01:07:36.960 they called it

01:07:37.920 the Hanoi Hog

01:07:38.920 actually

01:07:39.460 I'm gonna go with

01:07:41.000 this is trick

01:07:42.360 just because

01:07:42.980 simply because

01:07:44.140 show that

01:07:45.060 vet peepee respect

01:07:46.340 I'm just gonna

01:07:48.500 I'm gonna go with trick

01:07:49.460 just because of the fact

01:07:50.360 that like

01:07:50.660 three in a row

01:07:51.640 of being legit

01:07:52.440 just doesn't seem

01:07:53.280 like to me

01:07:54.260 This is fake

01:07:55.020 I think this is fake

01:07:56.560 but I think

01:07:57.340 Code made this up

01:07:58.320 it is one of

01:07:59.080 his own fantasies

01:08:00.080 I mean

01:08:00.400 Toad's the bad guy

01:08:03.620 We know exactly

01:08:05.540 what Toad's into

01:08:06.140 he's like

01:08:06.540 oh I just want to

01:08:07.300 eat a fucking

01:08:07.960 buffet line

01:08:08.880 and then

01:08:09.320 get

01:08:09.580 from the

01:08:13.020 waiters

01:08:13.480 God damn

01:08:14.360 I almost

01:08:15.280 spit out water

01:08:16.200 We nailed it

01:08:19.460 We nailed it

01:08:19.480 this is

01:08:20.000 you wrote this

01:08:20.640 did you not

01:08:21.140 I actually

01:08:24.240 gotta give you

01:08:24.760 props

01:08:25.180 because I was

01:08:25.780 like

01:08:26.060 you wrote it

01:08:27.480 so well

01:08:28.020 in the syntax

01:08:28.660 of like

01:08:29.520 shitty

01:08:29.960 English

01:08:31.020 that was

01:08:31.620 clearly translated

01:08:32.480 from Japanese

01:08:33.180 that threw me

01:08:33.860 off

01:08:34.080 I actually

01:08:34.840 am very

01:08:35.160 blessed

01:08:35.580 to do that

01:08:36.260 You might

01:08:36.660 have

01:08:37.000 a future

01:08:37.880 in Japanese

01:08:39.340 porn

01:08:39.820 writing

01:08:40.620 titles

01:08:41.340 Oh I thought

01:08:43.080 you just meant

01:08:43.480 Japanese porn

01:08:44.340 I mean

01:08:44.620 my penis

01:08:45.160 is bigger

01:08:45.620 than most of

01:08:46.180 theirs

01:08:46.360 If their AI

01:08:47.520 title writing

01:08:48.640 ever breaks

01:08:50.000 down

01:08:50.280 then you got

01:08:50.780 a job

01:08:51.080 Dude that is

01:08:51.800 the worst

01:08:52.280 thing about

01:08:52.740 Japanese porn

01:08:53.420 is the blurry

01:08:54.420 pussies

01:08:55.040 and the tiny

01:08:55.960 wieners

01:08:56.500 I was like

01:08:57.800 Toad it doesn't

01:08:58.320 matter if you

01:08:58.860 have a bigger

01:08:59.420 penis

01:08:59.740 it's gonna be

01:09:00.460 blurred out

01:09:00.860 anyway

01:09:01.240 or you don't

01:09:02.620 have a blurry

01:09:03.620 penis like

01:09:04.080 Japanese people

01:09:04.640 do

01:09:04.900 If we got

01:09:05.780 Toad on steroids

01:09:06.680 and we sent

01:09:07.220 them to Japan

01:09:07.760 he'd be like

01:09:08.200 the king of

01:09:08.600 Japan

01:09:08.800 they'd be

01:09:09.160 building statues

01:09:09.820 of him in

01:09:10.160 like a year

01:09:10.660 That's the move

01:09:11.840 He'd still be

01:09:12.680 the average

01:09:13.080 He'd be like

01:09:14.220 Stefan Marbury

01:09:14.780 Dude he'd still

01:09:15.680 tell stories

01:09:16.640 like he does

01:09:17.220 to everybody

01:09:17.680 whenever we

01:09:18.240 go anywhere

01:09:18.760 that are

01:09:19.240 completely

01:09:19.680 irrelevant

01:09:21.020 to whatever

01:09:21.540 topic

01:09:21.840 but no one

01:09:22.440 would understand

01:09:23.140 anything he's

01:09:23.720 saying

01:09:23.980 but he'd still

01:09:24.760 be telling

01:09:25.120 the story

01:09:25.560 and be like

01:09:25.840 yeah

01:09:26.100 and then I

01:09:26.740 took a shit

01:09:27.360 and then I

01:09:27.740 went over

01:09:28.020 to the corner

01:09:28.480 of my room

01:09:28.940 and this

01:09:29.220 happened

01:09:29.520 and they're

01:09:30.360 all just

01:09:30.640 like staring

01:09:31.120 at him

01:09:31.440 but he's

01:09:31.660 just telling

01:09:32.100 like a group

01:09:32.600 of like 30

01:09:33.320 Japanese guys

01:09:34.300 I've heard

01:09:34.620 that story

01:09:35.160 five times

01:09:36.680 in Reno

01:09:37.060 yeah but then

01:09:37.600 he's jacked

01:09:38.020 so he can

01:09:38.260 intimidate

01:09:38.740 them

01:09:38.880 Clint and I

01:09:39.800 would be

01:09:40.080 walking around

01:09:40.600 and we'd

01:09:41.360 just show up

01:09:42.280 and Toad is

01:09:42.760 telling the same

01:09:43.460 story we heard

01:09:44.160 him telling

01:09:44.580 like three hours

01:09:45.380 earlier to a

01:09:46.140 different group

01:09:46.740 of 11 people

01:09:47.980 and the story

01:09:48.560 is just like

01:09:49.040 completely boring

01:09:50.280 and irrelevant

01:09:50.800 but because it's

01:09:51.680 Toad everyone's

01:09:52.400 listening

01:09:52.720 yeah but the

01:09:53.360 Japanese they

01:09:54.100 love you know

01:09:54.660 the storytelling

01:09:55.340 right and I'm

01:09:56.200 it's true

01:09:56.560 I'm exotic

01:09:57.540 to them

01:09:58.020 so

01:09:58.300 could you fight

01:09:59.000 more Japanese

01:09:59.900 men or more

01:10:01.100 black women

01:10:02.080 do they have

01:10:05.720 airplanes or no

01:10:06.840 that's that's a

01:10:08.580 that's a real

01:10:09.060 one that's a

01:10:09.800 real yeah

01:10:10.280 no no but

01:10:11.140 what if it's a

01:10:11.700 fake out

01:10:12.540 where because

01:10:13.020 Toad watched

01:10:13.520 Nude Adults 4

01:10:14.340 and he just

01:10:14.840 wants a sequel

01:10:15.420 by the way

01:10:17.460 it's Nude Adults 5

01:10:18.780 for those that

01:10:19.500 are listening

01:10:19.680 I can't wait

01:10:20.240 for the sequel

01:10:20.860 man

01:10:21.200 it's like I

01:10:22.460 watched Nude Adults

01:10:22.940 4 it was

01:10:23.540 amazing

01:10:24.060 this one's

01:10:24.820 boring

01:10:25.040 tell us the

01:10:26.040 answer

01:10:26.280 oh yeah

01:10:28.040 I thought that

01:10:28.920 would be

01:10:29.200 I mean because

01:10:30.580 if you ever

01:10:31.020 did you ever

01:10:32.240 whenever you

01:10:33.040 were like younger

01:10:33.580 would you click

01:10:34.340 Nude Adults

01:10:35.020 no it's boring

01:10:36.340 it doesn't

01:10:36.960 no no

01:10:37.540 it's mysterious

01:10:38.700 it's like

01:10:39.200 what am I

01:10:39.660 going to see

01:10:39.980 probably has

01:10:40.560 like one of

01:10:41.080 those like

01:10:41.740 those old

01:10:42.200 school pornos

01:10:42.780 where it's

01:10:43.140 just like a

01:10:43.660 collage of

01:10:44.340 different naked

01:10:44.980 chicks and

01:10:45.400 you're like

01:10:45.560 what's going

01:10:46.000 on here

01:10:46.460 yeah

01:10:47.240 that would

01:10:48.100 be a

01:10:48.580 thumbnail

01:10:48.720 like when

01:10:52.780 you're younger

01:10:53.180 and your

01:10:53.480 like grandparents

01:10:53.980 had cable

01:10:54.560 did you ever

01:10:54.940 scroll down

01:10:55.360 to the porn

01:10:55.960 channels and

01:10:56.420 read the

01:10:56.820 names of

01:10:57.180 those

01:10:57.520 yeah

01:10:57.960 that's how

01:10:58.700 all of

01:10:59.120 them were

01:10:59.520 they would

01:10:59.840 just be

01:11:00.100 like sequels

01:11:01.140 it would

01:11:01.360 be like

01:11:01.980 Busty

01:11:02.700 Girls 8

01:11:03.400 but you're

01:11:06.900 like in

01:11:07.160 your head

01:11:07.420 like I'm

01:11:07.720 going to

01:11:07.800 save this

01:11:08.180 for the

01:11:08.400 spank

01:11:08.680 bank

01:11:08.900 for later

01:11:09.360 I know

01:11:09.720 it's hot

01:11:10.100 just the

01:11:11.200 name

01:11:11.520 that's right

01:11:13.020 naughty

01:11:13.460 nurse

01:11:13.840 Busty

01:11:14.680 girls 8

01:11:15.060 Busty

01:11:15.620 girls 8

01:11:16.020 she makes 40

01:11:31.320 men all come

01:11:31.860 with tsunami

01:11:32.320 force

01:11:32.620 dude

01:11:32.820 that's

01:11:33.040 gangster

01:11:33.420 I want

01:11:35.060 I hope

01:11:36.200 it's real

01:11:36.620 tsunami

01:11:37.200 force

01:11:37.820 Fukushima

01:11:41.260 I think

01:11:42.800 honestly

01:11:44.960 I think

01:11:45.560 because

01:11:46.580 bukkake

01:11:47.120 is such

01:11:47.560 a big

01:11:47.860 thing

01:11:48.120 over there

01:11:48.520 I think

01:11:49.080 this one

01:11:49.420 could be

01:11:49.740 real

01:11:50.120 because

01:11:50.820 like

01:11:51.040 it is

01:11:51.380 it's

01:11:51.680 just

01:11:51.820 a

01:11:51.960 bukkake

01:11:52.420 and

01:11:53.200 it's

01:11:53.480 so

01:11:53.640 on

01:11:53.900 the

01:11:54.020 nose

01:11:54.280 that

01:11:54.440 it's

01:11:54.620 Japanese

01:11:54.900 people

01:11:55.240 talking

01:11:55.500 about

01:11:55.680 tsunamis

01:11:56.160 I love

01:11:56.820 it

01:11:57.260 right

01:11:58.280 after

01:11:58.620 the

01:11:59.020 fucking

01:12:00.180 I can't

01:12:00.820 remember

01:12:00.940 where was

01:12:01.180 that

01:12:01.320 nuclear plant

01:12:02.700 that blew

01:12:02.960 up

01:12:03.180 Fukushima

01:12:03.900 they saw

01:12:05.440 that

01:12:05.620 the reason

01:12:09.160 I think

01:12:09.440 it's fake

01:12:09.820 is because

01:12:10.260 it's so

01:12:10.640 on the

01:12:10.940 nose

01:12:11.260 that's

01:12:11.640 why

01:12:11.800 I think

01:12:12.020 it's

01:12:12.180 fake

01:12:12.380 it's

01:12:12.660 real

01:12:13.020 because

01:12:13.520 I'm sorry

01:12:14.120 they just

01:12:14.520 finished on

01:12:15.000 her nose

01:12:15.340 Jose

01:12:15.640 because

01:12:16.320 40 men

01:12:19.040 all come

01:12:19.980 and I don't

01:12:20.660 think

01:12:20.860 Toad has

01:12:21.300 the chops

01:12:21.840 to put

01:12:22.280 all

01:12:22.780 in that

01:12:23.280 sentence

01:12:23.800 that's

01:12:24.840 the thing

01:12:25.360 I don't

01:12:25.720 know

01:12:25.880 I was

01:12:26.140 impressed

01:12:26.520 with the

01:12:26.780 previous

01:12:27.060 ones

01:12:27.340 I think

01:12:27.660 he's

01:12:27.860 capable

01:12:28.160 of it

01:12:28.800 yeah

01:12:29.360 what is

01:12:29.960 it

01:12:30.240 it could

01:12:31.040 be

01:12:31.180 40 men

01:12:31.560 all shoot

01:12:32.020 tapioca

01:12:33.040 speaking of

01:12:37.400 you guys

01:12:37.720 ever seen

01:12:38.040 weird

01:12:38.340 porns

01:12:38.700 where they

01:12:38.880 do this

01:12:39.120 shit

01:12:39.300 where the

01:12:39.540 women

01:12:39.700 do this

01:12:40.100 shit

01:12:40.300 whenever

01:12:40.520 they

01:12:40.700 come

01:12:40.960 that is

01:12:41.620 like

01:12:41.860 what are

01:12:42.240 you doing

01:12:42.720 that like

01:12:43.120 fucks it

01:12:43.560 all up

01:12:44.080 whenever they

01:12:46.880 go to

01:12:47.080 none their

01:12:47.360 face

01:12:47.620 you ever

01:12:47.820 seen a

01:12:48.040 point where

01:12:48.320 they do

01:12:48.520 this

01:12:48.760 shit

01:12:48.960 like

01:12:49.160 they're

01:12:49.320 like

01:12:49.520 come on

01:12:49.860 my eyes

01:12:50.360 are you

01:12:50.740 saying

01:12:50.980 they

01:12:51.260 shoot

01:12:51.660 they

01:12:53.040 they

01:12:53.240 yeah

01:12:54.540 dude

01:12:54.940 I've

01:12:55.240 seen

01:12:55.400 it

01:12:55.500 before

01:12:55.700 it's

01:12:56.400 such a

01:12:56.800 like

01:12:57.020 my

01:12:57.260 dick

01:12:57.520 goes

01:12:57.780 down

01:12:58.160 like

01:12:58.420 what

01:12:58.700 the

01:12:58.920 fuck

01:12:59.440 so

01:13:00.700 weird

01:13:01.320 that

01:13:02.020 and then

01:13:02.800 the

01:13:03.060 brutal

01:13:04.480 S&M

01:13:05.300 shit

01:13:05.540 I don't

01:13:05.900 get it

01:13:06.220 at all

01:13:06.580 I'm like

01:13:07.000 that

01:13:07.480 seems

01:13:08.200 terrible

01:13:08.640 quick story

01:13:09.460 time

01:13:09.740 the funniest

01:13:10.360 porn I

01:13:10.860 ever saw

01:13:11.480 in my

01:13:11.680 life

01:13:12.420 you guys

01:13:13.380 did not

01:13:13.720 agree with

01:13:14.160 me saying

01:13:14.540 that

01:13:14.740 by the

01:13:14.940 way

01:13:15.080 which

01:13:15.220 makes

01:13:15.400 me

01:13:15.560 rapist

01:13:17.660 funniest

01:13:18.700 porn I've

01:13:19.140 ever seen

01:13:19.400 in my

01:13:19.580 life

01:13:19.880 I remember

01:13:20.460 one time

01:13:21.000 I had a

01:13:21.540 buddy who

01:13:21.920 had like

01:13:22.160 a porn

01:13:22.460 subscription

01:13:22.940 and he

01:13:23.180 gave me

01:13:23.400 his password

01:13:23.960 and I

01:13:24.680 think it

01:13:25.240 was like

01:13:25.420 broadzers

01:13:25.920 or some

01:13:26.360 shit

01:13:26.640 and there

01:13:27.200 was this

01:13:27.520 porn where

01:13:27.980 this chick

01:13:28.500 like

01:13:28.780 he was

01:13:29.520 like ass

01:13:30.080 fucking her

01:13:30.640 and he

01:13:31.180 pulled out

01:13:31.720 and he

01:13:31.900 goes to

01:13:32.220 cum in

01:13:32.800 her face

01:13:33.380 and the

01:13:34.380 first

01:13:34.860 like

01:13:35.200 like

01:13:35.860 you know

01:13:36.120 like

01:13:36.420 cum

01:13:37.060 because you

01:13:37.400 know

01:13:37.500 when you

01:13:37.940 cum

01:13:38.160 it's

01:13:38.320 like

01:13:38.460 multiple

01:13:38.880 like

01:13:39.260 multiple

01:13:41.180 ones

01:13:41.440 the first

01:13:42.180 one

01:13:42.380 like

01:13:42.600 a

01:13:43.060 fucking

01:13:44.800 glob of

01:13:45.480 shit

01:13:45.840 came out

01:13:46.240 of his

01:13:46.420 dick

01:13:46.640 hole

01:13:46.860 and like

01:13:47.980 ran her

01:13:48.440 forehead

01:13:49.020 and like

01:13:49.980 he just

01:13:50.320 kept going

01:13:51.100 it was like

01:13:51.480 a big

01:13:51.920 one too

01:13:52.440 and the

01:13:53.100 funniest

01:13:53.400 part is

01:13:53.880 like

01:13:54.000 as he

01:13:54.440 cum

01:13:54.660 he did

01:13:55.140 this

01:13:55.320 move

01:13:55.900 it was

01:13:56.360 like

01:13:56.480 the

01:13:56.640 slickest

01:13:57.120 shit

01:13:57.340 I've

01:13:57.520 ever

01:13:57.760 seen

01:13:58.100 he talked

01:13:58.700 about

01:13:58.980 this

01:13:59.200 on episode

01:13:59.660 200

01:14:00.220 of my

01:14:00.560 show

01:14:00.760 I remember

01:14:01.060 this

01:14:01.340 they don't

01:14:03.320 remember

01:14:03.640 it though

01:14:03.980 I don't

01:14:04.320 remember

01:14:04.760 it

01:14:04.960 I feel like

01:14:07.420 I had

01:14:07.660 talked

01:14:07.860 about

01:14:08.060 before

01:14:08.280 but

01:14:08.580 he did

01:14:09.040 this

01:14:09.200 like

01:14:09.360 slick

01:14:09.740 ass

01:14:10.020 move

01:14:10.300 where

01:14:10.440 he

01:14:10.560 did

01:14:11.320 this

01:14:11.480 thing

01:14:11.640 almost

01:14:12.280 like

01:14:12.480 he was

01:14:12.620 caressing

01:14:13.060 your

01:14:13.320 face

01:14:13.640 to be

01:14:13.880 sweet

01:14:14.340 now

01:14:14.580 I remember

01:14:15.060 him

01:14:15.220 saying

01:14:15.400 this

01:14:15.620 I remember

01:14:16.580 now

01:14:16.940 because I said

01:14:17.440 it was a dirty

01:14:17.960 skin

01:14:18.420 and rubbed it

01:14:20.200 away

01:14:20.680 but I remember

01:14:22.540 seeing him

01:14:22.920 like

01:14:23.040 holy shit

01:14:24.040 and I was like

01:14:24.740 I don't know

01:14:25.360 how many people

01:14:25.760 missed it

01:14:26.400 and like

01:14:26.680 did she go

01:14:27.100 back and watch

01:14:27.700 this and be like

01:14:28.020 oh my god

01:14:28.440 he shit on my

01:14:29.020 face with his

01:14:29.720 dick

01:14:30.080 I have a

01:14:31.660 horrific story

01:14:32.380 I have a

01:14:34.020 horrific story

01:14:34.480 you ready

01:14:34.740 now

01:14:34.940 want to hear it

01:14:35.300 you cum shit

01:14:35.740 on some

01:14:36.060 chick's face

01:14:37.140 no

01:14:37.480 no

01:14:38.060 I did

01:14:39.360 do anal

01:14:40.060 with the

01:14:40.440 girl

01:14:40.820 and

01:14:41.620 I had to

01:14:42.400 stop because

01:14:42.940 I ran into

01:14:43.680 a corn

01:14:44.340 kernel

01:14:44.840 and it

01:14:45.300 like

01:14:45.480 it like

01:14:47.480 it like

01:14:47.880 it like

01:14:48.520 actually hurt

01:14:49.380 my dick

01:14:49.860 and I was like

01:14:50.400 no it did not

01:14:53.220 it scraped

01:14:54.160 it somehow

01:14:54.800 my dick

01:14:55.300 got past it

01:14:55.900 but then it

01:14:56.260 just scraped

01:14:56.740 the fucking

01:14:57.060 side of my

01:14:57.500 dick

01:14:57.680 while I was

01:14:57.960 going past

01:14:58.400 it

01:14:58.540 it was

01:15:00.780 excruciating

01:15:01.520 it was one

01:15:02.000 of the worst

01:15:02.380 I mean

01:15:02.700 it's one

01:15:03.000 of the

01:15:03.220 I don't

01:15:03.940 think I've

01:15:04.340 done anal

01:15:04.940 since then

01:15:05.400 because I

01:15:05.680 was just

01:15:05.900 like

01:15:06.100 I'm out

01:15:06.980 I'm out

01:15:07.420 on all

01:15:07.760 this

01:15:07.880 was this

01:15:08.980 a horse

01:15:09.340 like she

01:15:09.660 was eating

01:15:10.100 uncooked

01:15:11.700 corn

01:15:12.120 what the

01:15:12.480 fuck

01:15:12.660 is wrong

01:15:13.000 with this

01:15:13.220 bitch

01:15:13.400 I can't

01:15:14.060 stop this

01:15:14.500 I'm not

01:15:14.820 going to

01:15:15.000 stop eating

01:15:15.440 corn

01:15:15.840 that's

01:15:18.940 why you

01:15:20.160 got to treat

01:15:20.820 anal like a

01:15:21.420 colonoscopy

01:15:22.160 man

01:15:22.400 yeah

01:15:22.880 1030

01:15:24.860 1030

01:15:24.880 is about

01:15:25.240 it

01:15:25.400 for me

01:15:25.720 because

01:15:25.900 I

01:15:26.140 have

01:15:26.560 to

01:15:26.660 get

01:15:26.780 up

01:15:26.920 early

01:15:27.140 but

01:15:27.460 I

01:15:27.860 already

01:15:28.000 gave

01:15:28.200 my

01:15:28.360 plugs

01:15:28.680 and I

01:15:28.940 stuck

01:15:29.180 around

01:15:29.560 I

01:15:29.740 didn't

01:15:29.900 just

01:15:30.080 like

01:15:30.300 it's

01:15:30.900 going

01:15:31.060 to be

01:15:31.180 hard

01:15:31.380 I

01:15:52.880 don't

01:15:53.040 understand

01:15:53.400 this

01:15:53.620 is

01:15:53.700 a

01:15:53.820 corn

01:15:54.080 that

01:15:54.220 made

01:15:54.400 it

01:15:54.520 all

01:15:54.720 the

01:15:54.840 way

01:15:54.980 through

01:15:55.340 the

01:15:55.740 entire

01:15:56.080 GI

01:15:56.420 tract

01:15:56.880 it

01:15:57.300 is

01:15:57.480 a

01:15:57.620 hardened

01:15:58.340 kernel

01:15:59.840 and that

01:16:00.640 thing

01:16:00.820 was

01:16:00.960 just

01:16:01.120 scraping

01:16:01.820 the

01:16:02.080 side

01:16:02.860 of your

01:16:03.000 it's

01:16:03.260 like a

01:16:03.540 rock

01:16:03.940 in a

01:16:04.300 hole

01:16:04.620 I

01:16:05.340 just

01:16:05.580 imagined

01:16:06.260 he

01:16:07.060 got

01:16:07.340 the

01:16:07.540 corn

01:16:08.180 lodged

01:16:08.600 in his

01:16:08.780 dick

01:16:08.960 hole

01:16:09.140 and

01:16:09.280 then

01:16:09.420 came

01:16:09.720 the

01:16:09.940 corn

01:16:10.340 on her

01:16:10.640 face

01:16:11.000 I

01:16:13.520 gotta

01:16:13.640 clarify

01:16:14.180 I

01:16:14.420 gotta

01:16:14.540 clarify

01:16:14.840 I

01:16:15.540 didn't

01:16:16.000 see

01:16:16.300 the

01:16:16.500 motherfucker

01:16:16.780 I

01:16:17.620 didn't

01:16:18.620 see

01:16:18.780 the

01:16:18.940 motherfucker

01:16:19.260 I

01:16:19.500 felt

01:16:19.740 it

01:16:19.900 it

01:16:20.120 felt

01:16:20.480 as if

01:16:21.000 there

01:16:21.200 was

01:16:21.340 a

01:16:21.480 corn

01:16:22.080 curl

01:16:22.260 I

01:16:22.620 don't

01:16:22.760 know

01:16:22.880 what

01:16:23.020 the

01:16:23.140 fuck

01:16:23.280 was

01:16:23.440 in it

01:16:23.640 maybe

01:16:23.780 she

01:16:23.900 got

01:16:24.000 a

01:16:24.120 shard

01:16:24.800 of

01:16:24.900 glass

01:16:25.140 in

01:16:25.240 that

01:16:25.340 motherfucker

01:16:25.600 I

01:16:49.500 every

01:16:49.860 time

01:16:50.160 every

01:16:50.740 time

01:16:50.960 he

01:16:51.080 gets

01:16:51.240 it

01:16:51.360 right

01:16:51.520 we

01:16:51.660 all

01:16:51.840 celebrate

01:16:52.260 like

01:16:52.480 if

01:16:54.800 he

01:16:54.860 gets

01:16:55.000 it

01:16:55.100 right

01:16:55.240 we

01:16:55.380 have

01:16:55.560 to

01:16:55.680 suck

01:16:55.900 his

01:16:56.040 dick

01:16:56.280 that's

01:16:56.560 all

01:16:56.700 my

01:16:58.880 theory

01:16:59.500 in

01:16:59.680 this

01:16:59.840 is

01:16:59.960 that

01:17:00.100 it

01:17:00.200 was

01:17:00.360 a

01:17:00.660 popcorn

01:17:00.960 I'm not paying you 10 grand

01:17:01.960 cool

01:17:02.180 fuck off

01:17:02.580 my guess on this is it was a popcorn

01:17:05.100 that's what I meant

01:17:07.000 that's what I meant

01:17:07.540 oh okay

01:17:08.080 makes more sense

01:17:09.680 popcorn

01:17:10.560 alright we got more

01:17:12.280 we got more

01:17:12.880 you think it was corn or popcorn

01:17:14.100 no I thought it was like a

01:17:15.640 fucking popcorn

01:17:16.320 I already read the first line

01:17:18.240 she's got tiny titties but a bushy bush

01:17:20.840 no zombie is a lolita who is enjoying

01:17:23.340 cum-tastic sex

01:17:24.380 she's got a lolita voice and body

01:17:26.260 but it's seriously bushy pussy

01:17:27.780 check out how bushy her cunt is when you fuck

01:17:30.480 that's gotta be right

01:17:31.620 it's too long to be wrong

01:17:32.580 too long to be wrong

01:17:33.340 that's a

01:17:33.560 that's an insane title

01:17:35.040 that's not even the entire title

01:17:37.140 it's fucking real you idiot

01:17:39.940 that is amazing

01:17:41.580 he just told us

01:17:44.060 no I didn't I could have written it

01:17:45.760 I just know what I wrote

01:17:47.160 at what point has the woman

01:17:48.460 do you go like

01:17:49.140 is it really that bushy

01:17:50.380 like I didn't realize

01:17:51.280 like it's that bad

01:17:52.360 but it's seriously bushy pussy

01:17:53.960 they're like

01:17:54.640 it's so bushy

01:17:55.980 we're gonna mention it five times

01:17:57.280 it has to be really hot

01:17:58.620 to offset a bushy pussy

01:17:59.940 I'm not gonna lie

01:18:01.120 I've watched some bushy porn

01:18:02.560 or bushy porn

01:18:04.060 or bushy porn

01:18:04.080 or bushy porn

01:18:05.360 bushy

01:18:06.140 what the fuck

01:18:07.580 I've been watching bushy porn

01:18:09.100 that's what you're supposed to say

01:18:10.620 I've watched some bushy pussy porn

01:18:12.960 and jerked off to it

01:18:14.140 but they've got a really offset

01:18:15.780 it would be really hot

01:18:16.760 it's a weird move to go for a bushy

01:18:18.360 bushy pussy

01:18:18.740 oh dude I hate it

01:18:20.340 I do too

01:18:20.900 but you have a really hot offset

01:18:22.900 a bushy Asian at that

01:18:22.960 a bushy bushy

01:18:24.660 oh the rest of the title is

01:18:26.460 check out her bushy

01:18:27.260 check out

01:18:28.460 I said it so perfectly before

01:18:30.420 now that Jose broke my brain

01:18:32.060 check out

01:18:32.880 oh my god

01:18:34.020 check out how

01:18:35.020 bushy

01:18:35.960 her cunt is

01:18:36.900 when you fuck her from behind

01:18:38.260 when you pound her with your cock

01:18:39.760 in the end

01:18:40.400 she'll look like

01:18:41.080 she really enjoyed it

01:18:42.320 that's the title

01:18:43.120 wow

01:18:44.140 it's gotta be

01:18:46.960 StreamYard was like

01:18:48.300 we don't even have enough characters

01:18:49.660 what are you guys doing?

01:18:53.780 how long is that

01:18:54.940 that hyperlink at the top

01:18:56.520 it just keeps going on

01:18:57.760 I hope it's fake though

01:19:00.280 just because of the idea

01:19:00.980 that Tope did this much effort

01:19:02.080 I do love it

01:19:04.380 I'm kind of sad

01:19:05.000 I'm sad that

01:19:05.980 that Mussy

01:19:07.000 might

01:19:07.700 might lose the title

01:19:08.960 of this episode

01:19:09.580 to bushy pussy

01:19:10.400 because that's

01:19:11.200 no no

01:19:11.940 bushy bushy

01:19:12.660 bushy bussy

01:19:13.560 bushy bussy

01:19:14.840 bushy bussy

01:19:15.780 do you know how hard

01:19:18.000 that would be to rap that

01:19:19.140 to go like speed rap

01:19:20.680 I know

01:19:21.180 crazy

01:19:23.300 I'm gonna say it's real

01:19:25.380 because it's so insane

01:19:26.480 by the way

01:19:27.300 what is a

01:19:27.720 like

01:19:28.300 Lolita

01:19:29.200 and I guess her name

01:19:30.320 Lolita means

01:19:31.100 underage girls

01:19:32.000 usually

01:19:32.360 underage Russian girl

01:19:33.720 really?

01:19:34.900 that's what that is

01:19:35.520 but her name is

01:19:36.180 Nozomi

01:19:36.860 she's obviously

01:19:37.900 Japanese

01:19:38.760 wait wait wait

01:19:39.520 so

01:19:39.980 Toad you found

01:19:41.860 child porn

01:19:43.000 let's hope it's fake

01:19:46.400 let's hope it's fake

01:19:47.160 oh no it's flick

01:19:47.860 fuck it's real

01:19:48.620 you found

01:19:49.300 you found

01:19:50.180 post pubescent

01:19:51.740 child porn

01:19:52.400 Toad

01:19:52.720 I don't know

01:19:53.060 I didn't actually

01:19:54.500 watch any of these

01:19:55.400 but I assume

01:19:56.400 it's one of those

01:19:57.600 you know

01:19:57.920 like

01:19:58.220 this Japanese

01:19:59.160 chick is like

01:19:59.920 acting young

01:20:00.840 or some shit

01:20:01.380 I'm gonna

01:20:02.200 stick Eliza

01:20:03.040 blue on you

01:20:03.600 okay

01:20:03.920 somebody clipped

01:20:06.160 this and sent it

01:20:06.800 to Eliza

01:20:07.300 I did it for the show

01:20:08.740 damn it

01:20:09.320 that's what they all

01:20:11.240 say Toad

01:20:11.800 it was research

01:20:14.020 oh my god

01:20:16.420 it's awesome to lose

01:20:17.660 your virginity

01:20:18.120 to a kind

01:20:18.760 experienced

01:20:19.360 amateur married

01:20:20.360 woman 17

01:20:21.340 that's fake

01:20:23.080 that is something

01:20:23.920 Toad would make up

01:20:24.860 but definitely

01:20:26.100 clickable

01:20:26.780 yeah I click

01:20:27.580 dude this is the

01:20:29.740 only porn I watch

01:20:30.700 man this one's my

01:20:31.380 favorite

01:20:31.700 I literally just

01:20:32.760 clicked it on the

01:20:33.540 screen because I

01:20:34.180 was like let's

01:20:34.680 watch that

01:20:35.080 dude you know

01:20:35.800 what's funny is I

01:20:36.760 100% immediately

01:20:37.980 thought of the

01:20:38.940 chick you had the

01:20:39.720 three-way with

01:20:40.500 Cole

01:20:40.840 yeah but what's

01:20:46.080 the 17 about

01:20:46.900 who's 17

01:20:47.880 oh that's a

01:20:48.660 it's a 17

01:20:49.160 yeah

01:20:49.540 how young

01:20:51.200 did this bitch

01:20:51.720 get married

01:20:52.180 if she's

01:20:52.660 if she's

01:20:53.140 she's an

01:20:54.020 amateur and

01:20:54.700 she's married

01:20:55.400 but she's

01:20:55.940 17

01:20:56.420 no no no

01:20:56.920 this is the

01:20:58.420 17th movie

01:20:59.680 yeah the

01:21:00.180 17th movie

01:21:00.860 it's a sequel

01:21:01.200 they do sequels

01:21:03.920 like this

01:21:04.260 they find a

01:21:05.060 good like

01:21:06.040 title and

01:21:06.840 they just

01:21:07.080 freaking reuse

01:21:07.680 it over and

01:21:08.060 over again

01:21:08.440 this is what

01:21:08.980 Toad wishes

01:21:09.680 happened during

01:21:10.740 the three-way

01:21:11.320 it's his fantasy

01:21:12.300 that's what I'm

01:21:12.760 saying

01:21:12.880 he has these

01:21:15.300 uh

01:21:15.620 it could have

01:21:15.980 lost your

01:21:16.700 30 year old

01:21:17.300 virginity

01:21:17.880 he's got

01:21:19.380 these expectations

01:21:20.220 that you just

01:21:20.960 can't meet

01:21:21.420 so he's like

01:21:21.820 I want her to

01:21:22.220 be a mom

01:21:22.680 but also

01:21:23.060 17 and

01:21:23.860 and you

01:21:24.260 know

01:21:24.420 17 is not

01:21:26.920 the age

01:21:27.540 stop saying

01:21:28.140 these are all

01:21:28.660 underage

01:21:29.220 and I want

01:21:30.540 I want her to be a mom

01:21:32.740 but also to be a virgin

01:21:34.200 so I want her to have

01:21:35.280 tiny kids

01:21:35.980 and a big

01:21:36.680 and a big bushy

01:21:37.820 and I want her to have

01:21:38.800 a cock still

01:21:39.640 that's a non-negotiable

01:21:43.400 is the cock

01:21:43.920 we need the cock

01:21:45.080 it's really important

01:21:46.580 that her

01:21:46.920 that her mussy

01:21:48.040 is four inches

01:21:49.380 deep

01:21:49.680 at least

01:21:50.060 all right

01:21:52.840 what are you guys

01:21:53.500 guessing on this

01:21:54.360 I'm gonna guess

01:21:56.720 fake

01:21:57.180 but it's a

01:21:58.080 it's a good try

01:21:59.220 I feel like

01:22:00.440 Cole has lived

01:22:01.140 this so I'm gonna

01:22:01.760 say it's real

01:22:02.360 fake

01:22:05.260 by the way

01:22:10.780 you clicked on

01:22:11.420 that one didn't you

01:22:12.280 you found that one

01:22:13.000 you clicked on it

01:22:13.600 didn't you Toad

01:22:14.420 he's like 17

01:22:15.200 double click

01:22:16.100 yeah

01:22:16.620 right click

01:22:19.680 save

01:22:20.200 I give this one

01:22:21.700 no no no

01:22:22.700 but here's the issue

01:22:23.700 though

01:22:23.980 I have to go through

01:22:25.780 how raw was your dick

01:22:27.420 when you were done

01:22:27.840 with this reason

01:22:28.260 what was the name

01:22:29.360 of that one again

01:22:29.840 I have to go through

01:22:30.800 how to lose your virginity

01:22:32.100 to a married amateur

01:22:33.740 or whatever

01:22:34.320 one through 16

01:22:35.640 first

01:22:36.240 oh yeah

01:22:37.000 we missed an opportunity

01:22:38.520 of making him rate this

01:22:39.860 remember the whole

01:22:40.920 the whole rating system

01:22:41.800 oh yeah

01:22:42.600 four jerks

01:22:43.580 I give this one

01:22:44.980 three jerks

01:22:46.020 oh no I thought

01:22:47.120 we were gonna go with

01:22:48.040 the racist ones

01:22:49.180 because like they

01:22:49.780 I'll tell you

01:22:50.560 we have

01:22:51.560 we've gotten pretty woke

01:22:52.700 when it comes to like

01:22:53.840 our treatment of minorities

01:22:55.020 in the world

01:22:55.540 but not in the porn world

01:22:56.560 folks

01:22:56.880 they'll be like

01:22:57.360 they'll be like

01:22:58.060 big black

01:22:59.160 buff

01:23:00.040 bitch

01:23:00.660 fucking

01:23:01.180 drilled by a fucking

01:23:03.420 on welfare

01:23:04.800 like what the fuck

01:23:07.320 four wholesome white man

01:23:08.740 come on a nigger bitch

01:23:09.880 you went where I wanted to go

01:23:14.180 if I didn't want to get cancelled

01:23:15.260 you did it

01:23:15.820 I'll rate

01:23:16.620 I'll do more porn rating

01:23:18.580 on the show

01:23:19.060 if you wanted to

01:23:19.620 because I did it

01:23:20.100 because I did it once

01:23:21.100 and I'll rate them

01:23:21.940 one through three

01:23:22.640 jerks

01:23:23.700 I'll tell you this much

01:23:24.560 I am clicking that

01:23:25.440 for sure

01:23:26.100 giant

01:23:26.760 oh

01:23:27.300 giant gaping glory hole

01:23:29.320 guess who

01:23:30.100 that's fake

01:23:31.860 wait

01:23:32.300 Clint you're into the glory hole stuff

01:23:34.300 is that kind of like

01:23:34.940 yeah dude I love blowjobs

01:23:35.940 glory holes are really hard

01:23:37.820 I love

01:23:38.660 not only do I love blowjobs

01:23:40.060 but I also love it

01:23:40.780 when I can't see the guy

01:23:41.660 it's like

01:23:42.060 it's just the girl in the dick

01:23:43.720 it's kind of awesome

01:23:44.320 I just want to be able

01:23:45.020 to stick my dick in a hole

01:23:45.740 and get it sucked

01:23:46.460 and not worry about anything else

01:23:47.960 like

01:23:48.940 what

01:23:49.760 you don't want to be able

01:23:51.300 to stick your dick in a hole

01:23:52.020 and get it sucked

01:23:52.560 and not have to worry about

01:23:53.620 is that a dude

01:23:54.500 is that a chick

01:23:55.240 do I have to call them later

01:23:56.420 do you know

01:23:56.900 no no

01:23:58.980 I do want to

01:24:00.000 I do want to know

01:24:01.240 it's a chick

01:24:01.700 have you seen that

01:24:02.620 cancelled

01:24:03.220 you assume it is

01:24:04.700 that's right

01:24:06.200 it's whatever you envision

01:24:07.500 have you seen that

01:24:08.420 cancelled Doritos ad

01:24:09.520 where it was like

01:24:10.460 a guy

01:24:10.840 he was like

01:24:11.180 just eating Doritos

01:24:12.000 he had all the cheese

01:24:12.860 on his fingers

01:24:13.460 and they're like

01:24:13.980 oh just stick it in the hole

01:24:15.120 and he sticks it in the hole

01:24:15.980 and it comes out

01:24:16.560 and it's like clean

01:24:17.580 yeah yeah

01:24:18.480 and then

01:24:19.240 he sticks it

01:24:20.580 and there's a guy

01:24:21.140 on the other side

01:24:21.680 that just sees a finger

01:24:22.480 coming

01:24:22.740 and he just goes

01:24:23.240 and he's like

01:24:24.560 stop

01:24:25.060 it was a real commercial

01:24:28.100 that's awesome

01:24:28.760 yeah it had Dave Porton

01:24:30.020 on it actually

01:24:30.800 wait really

01:24:31.960 was it filming

01:24:32.840 oh no I got it

01:24:33.920 that's a good joke

01:24:34.500 that's a good one

01:24:35.420 it's the plasma

01:24:36.320 he's missing the plasma

01:24:37.360 he's like really

01:24:39.140 by the way

01:24:41.960 I'm very gullible

01:24:42.980 I remember

01:24:43.540 I remember

01:24:47.860 if you're not gullible

01:24:49.540 you're brain damaged

01:24:50.780 I was in college

01:24:52.360 I was in college

01:24:52.380 I was in college

01:24:54.180 my roommate

01:24:55.480 he lived on campus

01:24:57.440 but his family lived

01:24:58.980 your roommate

01:24:59.240 is that what you're calling

01:24:59.820 your wife

01:25:00.280 she pays half the bills

01:25:03.820 so we went to his house

01:25:06.060 for dinner

01:25:06.600 and his dad

01:25:07.720 was talking about

01:25:08.520 like

01:25:08.940 actually for real

01:25:10.140 man that's a dirty job

01:25:12.620 right there

01:25:13.200 Mike Rowe

01:25:14.020 the next show

01:25:14.780 with that picture

01:25:16.700 please pull that comment back up

01:25:17.940 that picture is so good

01:25:19.280 it's got Danny DeVito

01:25:20.180 like skydiving

01:25:21.380 or some shit

01:25:22.120 patching glory holes

01:25:24.880 snake you hoople had

01:25:26.280 you're kind of a piece of shit

01:25:27.540 if that's your job

01:25:28.440 let's be real

01:25:29.340 I had a job

01:25:31.000 patching glory holes

01:25:32.120 dude

01:25:32.400 if you ever know

01:25:34.560 Thrawn Burgundy on Twitter

01:25:35.900 I don't know if that's still his name

01:25:37.020 but he actually had a job

01:25:38.400 at a sex store

01:25:39.560 one of the biggest in

01:25:40.520 like I think Georgia

01:25:41.360 or something like that

01:25:42.080 and he actually

01:25:42.780 and there were in the back

01:25:44.120 was glory hole

01:25:45.580 like rooms

01:25:46.360 that you had to pay

01:25:47.500 like five dollars

01:25:48.180 to go in

01:25:48.700 and he had to clean them

01:25:49.540 he said it was disgusting

01:25:50.340 but I was saying

01:25:52.880 so I went over to my buddy's house

01:25:54.020 we were having dinner

01:25:54.560 and this is how gullible I was

01:25:56.560 or am

01:25:57.220 his dad said something about like

01:25:59.440 oh yeah

01:25:59.840 it was so easy

01:26:00.380 a dog could do it

01:26:01.200 and I was like

01:26:01.880 really?

01:26:03.280 and he like looked at me

01:26:04.560 and I was like

01:26:05.260 a dog

01:26:06.060 and I was like

01:26:06.460 oh wait

01:26:06.780 no that's a joke

01:26:07.460 and he just

01:26:08.160 I mean

01:26:08.560 I felt really

01:26:09.300 because it was like

01:26:09.820 entire family

01:26:10.720 his dad was like

01:26:11.880 kind of a hard ass

01:26:13.120 so I just looked like

01:26:13.780 a retard in front of him

01:26:14.880 I feel like I missed the premise

01:26:15.940 what was the dog

01:26:16.780 could do what?

01:26:17.180 that I was

01:26:17.900 that gullible

01:26:18.500 like I think

01:26:19.280 basically I think

01:26:20.120 he was talking about

01:26:20.780 like voting

01:26:22.560 or taxes

01:26:23.200 or something like shit

01:26:23.680 like he was like

01:26:24.400 easy enough

01:26:24.860 a dog could do it

01:26:25.740 and I was like

01:26:27.240 oh really?

01:26:28.540 I was like

01:26:29.960 really a dog could do that?

01:26:31.820 he's like

01:26:32.120 it's a figure of speech

01:26:33.400 you fucking

01:26:34.140 you plasma deficient retard you

01:26:36.900 and that's happened

01:26:39.040 multiple times

01:26:40.440 where somebody has said something

01:26:41.540 and I just take it

01:26:42.120 very literally

01:26:42.800 even though I'm sarcastic

01:26:46.340 as a motherfucker

01:26:47.040 I still like

01:26:47.740 it still just goes

01:26:48.500 right over my head

01:26:49.220 I just take

01:26:49.680 I feel like

01:26:50.380 I feel like

01:26:50.880 I would enjoy life more

01:26:52.280 if I was

01:26:53.120 less incredulous

01:26:54.660 like

01:26:55.100 I'm the type who like

01:26:56.520 I don't ever

01:26:57.860 feel naive

01:26:59.160 or anything gets past me

01:27:00.440 so like

01:27:00.760 I want to go

01:27:01.580 I want to

01:27:02.260 I want to live that life

01:27:03.340 for a while

01:27:03.720 that'd be fun

01:27:04.120 what does the dog

01:27:05.520 have to do with the glory hole?

01:27:07.040 see yeah

01:27:07.460 this is why I was confused

01:27:08.680 sorry that was my bad

01:27:09.860 I was continuing a story

01:27:11.620 that happened before

01:27:12.480 we got to the whole glory hole thing

01:27:13.800 I thought we were talking

01:27:15.180 about fucking dogs again

01:27:16.440 it's all coming full circle here

01:27:18.100 I'd be surprised

01:27:18.780 if this isn't real

01:27:19.860 just

01:27:20.700 I think it's real

01:27:21.440 okay

01:27:22.180 by the giant

01:27:23.000 gaping glory hole

01:27:23.780 means that it's not a blowjob

01:27:24.940 means that she is

01:27:25.780 getting anally fucked

01:27:26.940 or it could be a dude

01:27:28.660 or a dude

01:27:29.120 sorry

01:27:29.420 it's definitely

01:27:31.200 some sort of orifice

01:27:32.280 yes

01:27:33.220 gaping usually has to do

01:27:34.740 with ass

01:27:36.000 so

01:27:36.420 I don't know

01:27:37.080 it could be a glory hole

01:27:38.480 that's like

01:27:38.920 somehow expanding

01:27:39.860 yeah it just could be

01:27:40.700 a big glory hole

01:27:41.260 a really big

01:27:42.100 and a black dude

01:27:42.920 just fucking

01:27:43.620 it'd be weird

01:27:45.120 to title it

01:27:45.780 based off of the size

01:27:47.020 of the hole

01:27:47.780 in the wall

01:27:48.500 imagine

01:27:49.260 imagine you get to a glory hole

01:27:50.720 and it's too small

01:27:51.820 for your dick

01:27:52.440 imagine

01:27:54.300 you get to a glory hole

01:27:55.300 and it's too small

01:27:55.980 for your dick

01:27:56.540 and so you have to

01:27:57.100 shove it in there

01:27:58.920 and I can't just

01:27:59.960 I guess you get

01:28:01.200 your own cock ring

01:28:01.880 out of it

01:28:02.200 that's amazing

01:28:02.760 alright

01:28:03.700 vote vote vote

01:28:05.180 I'm gonna guess

01:28:05.780 fake

01:28:06.280 totally worth this

01:28:07.340 I think so

01:28:08.020 fake

01:28:08.400 fake

01:28:09.000 I forgot what I said

01:28:10.260 fake

01:28:11.080 yeah

01:28:13.240 I got it wrong

01:28:14.660 I bet you I could find that right now

01:28:16.280 I think it's real

01:28:16.740 anyways

01:28:17.080 it might be real

01:28:17.880 who knows

01:28:18.420 this is like that

01:28:19.440 black or whack game

01:28:20.620 like all the names are real

01:28:22.040 but like

01:28:22.460 you just couldn't find them

01:28:24.020 my pussy

01:28:24.760 the sushi

01:28:25.340 you dream of

01:28:26.260 the amazing taste

01:28:27.560 will meet your tongue

01:28:28.360 your taste buds will burst

01:28:29.320 this is fake

01:28:30.480 this is fake

01:28:31.260 I think Toad wrote this

01:28:32.140 because there's no like

01:28:33.000 really weird vernacular

01:28:34.900 but

01:28:35.600 pussy the sushi

01:28:37.420 you dream of

01:28:37.940 is not

01:28:38.360 I do not dream of

01:28:39.240 sushi pussy

01:28:41.020 your taste buds

01:28:42.220 will burst

01:28:43.040 like

01:28:44.120 everything

01:28:44.640 everything about this title

01:28:45.840 makes me mad

01:28:46.580 that's why I think

01:28:49.460 I'm upset

01:28:50.120 next time

01:28:51.600 eating on a girl

01:28:52.380 just be like

01:28:52.920 mmm

01:28:53.300 sushi

01:28:53.760 there is an anime

01:28:57.800 Jiro dreams of sushi

01:28:59.260 right

01:28:59.600 I will say good pussy

01:29:01.120 would be kind of like sushi

01:29:02.600 because sushi

01:29:03.540 you don't want to taste

01:29:04.320 too fishy

01:29:05.000 you don't want to be

01:29:05.700 like overly fishy

01:29:06.500 you're actually right

01:29:07.940 Jose

01:29:08.180 you are actually right

01:29:09.320 see

01:29:09.540 you want to light

01:29:10.900 like a little bit

01:29:11.900 of like

01:29:12.140 mmm

01:29:12.520 it's like a connotation

01:29:13.920 you're right

01:29:14.500 you're right

01:29:15.500 but if a fucking

01:29:16.520 porn

01:29:16.940 if a porn

01:29:18.860 references

01:29:19.600 fish in any way

01:29:21.600 I'm not interested

01:29:22.580 in clicking on it

01:29:23.340 if it's old sushi

01:29:24.700 it's been sitting around

01:29:25.600 no

01:29:26.020 you're like

01:29:27.780 if my pussy

01:29:28.400 it's my pussy

01:29:30.220 the day old sushi

01:29:31.820 you dream of

01:29:32.760 the horrific taste

01:29:34.840 will meet your tongue

01:29:35.560 your face buds

01:29:36.220 will die

01:29:36.560 pussy is fish texture

01:29:38.760 I don't know

01:29:40.200 what pussy

01:29:40.900 you've ever

01:29:41.600 been around

01:29:42.460 that has fish texture to it

01:29:43.860 this is a culture

01:29:44.840 of people

01:29:45.660 who glorify

01:29:46.820 octopus tentacle porn

01:29:48.760 like they get off

01:29:49.380 on that

01:29:49.620 so this is

01:29:50.760 not too far off

01:29:51.840 now that I think about it

01:29:53.720 pussy kind of is

01:29:54.760 fish texture

01:29:55.440 if you think about it

01:29:56.400 like

01:29:57.440 and it gets wet

01:30:00.560 like lick

01:30:01.180 lick like some raw

01:30:02.600 salmon

01:30:02.960 you're like

01:30:03.460 okay

01:30:04.100 like raw fresh

01:30:06.740 next time you go

01:30:08.080 to eat out your wife

01:30:09.260 or girlfriend

01:30:09.640 whatever

01:30:09.940 just bring

01:30:10.500 raw salmon

01:30:11.540 in the room

01:30:11.960 with you

01:30:12.260 and be like

01:30:12.580 it's for science

01:30:13.460 don't worry

01:30:13.960 and you just lick that

01:30:15.160 and go

01:30:15.500 I say

01:30:16.860 I still say

01:30:17.580 this is fake

01:30:18.220 yeah fake

01:30:19.040 I think it's fake too

01:30:20.940 I think

01:30:21.360 I think Toad wrote this

01:30:22.580 yeah yeah yeah

01:30:24.380 aww damn

01:30:25.000 he fooled me again

01:30:25.880 but again

01:30:26.520 very good though

01:30:27.400 this is a very good job

01:30:29.060 this would have been better

01:30:31.700 if we made

01:30:32.300 our underage intern

01:30:33.700 read it

01:30:34.460 but whatever

01:30:35.140 we could have

01:30:35.720 a group of best friends

01:30:37.200 suddenly transforms

01:30:38.200 into girls

01:30:38.920 and starts making babies

01:30:40.420 that's gotta be real

01:30:41.720 that's too retarded

01:30:42.660 100% real

01:30:44.820 there is definitely

01:30:46.760 some weirdos

01:30:47.440 I want to believe

01:30:48.640 are you clicking it though

01:30:50.100 I was about to be like

01:30:52.680 there's some weirdos out there

01:30:53.560 that really like

01:30:54.520 they like trans porn

01:30:56.380 but they're like

01:30:56.880 I still want it to be girls

01:30:57.900 just out of confusion

01:30:58.980 I feel like I'd have to watch this

01:31:00.660 wait how are they

01:31:01.460 how are they making babies

01:31:02.680 with no men

01:31:03.500 this is like that

01:31:04.440 Black Mirror episode

01:31:05.440 where he fucks his best friend

01:31:06.820 you know

01:31:07.240 I'm not gay

01:31:09.420 it's women

01:31:10.600 they're just men's

01:31:11.800 like brains

01:31:12.540 so it's totally fine

01:31:13.640 it's basically

01:31:14.820 you want to like

01:31:16.500 you like the thought

01:31:17.820 of trannies

01:31:18.420 but you're like

01:31:19.040 I'm not gay

01:31:19.860 I'm not gay

01:31:20.820 let's all be real

01:31:21.680 we want to fuck our homies

01:31:22.820 but we don't want to be gay

01:31:23.780 so

01:31:24.180 yeah

01:31:24.560 this is real

01:31:25.440 this is real

01:31:26.240 I just love the Japanese culture

01:31:27.780 Dickie

01:31:28.400 Dickie I sent something

01:31:29.720 in the group chat

01:31:30.600 about the Japanese culture

01:31:32.140 I don't know if you guys

01:31:33.000 want to watch it

01:31:33.520 it's a minute of

01:31:34.320 of just complete awesomeness

01:31:36.280 which is what I'm assuming

01:31:37.740 like most of these movies

01:31:39.020 are like

01:31:39.500 Dickie knows all about the Japanese culture

01:31:40.940 we can outro with it

01:31:42.780 okay yeah

01:31:43.920 that was a good idea

01:31:44.660 by the way for context

01:31:45.620 Dickie's married to an Asian

01:31:46.820 by the way

01:31:47.240 this does mean

01:31:48.980 that there was

01:31:49.820 one guy

01:31:50.620 that didn't transform

01:31:51.800 because they're making babies

01:31:53.060 and one dude

01:31:53.800 was like left behind

01:31:55.340 like he's like

01:31:56.280 not a girl

01:31:56.860 and then he was like

01:31:57.800 oh I get to fuck

01:31:58.700 all my friends now

01:31:59.780 and I get to come in them

01:32:01.360 because that's what we do

01:32:02.640 you know

01:32:03.220 this is kind of racist

01:32:04.820 to talk about

01:32:05.380 but let's do it anyways

01:32:06.340 because this is the right venue for it

01:32:07.820 Asian women

01:32:09.880 okay

01:32:10.880 the best

01:32:12.180 not that hot

01:32:12.820 not that hot

01:32:13.460 however

01:32:13.940 you mix a little

01:32:16.060 Caucasian

01:32:16.880 with that Asian

01:32:17.700 and you got a fucking

01:32:18.880 like

01:32:19.180 95% of the time

01:32:20.700 smoke show

01:32:21.220 even a little black

01:32:22.600 wait

01:32:23.380 yeah

01:32:23.860 anything

01:32:24.500 anything part Asian

01:32:26.100 hot

01:32:26.680 anything pure Asian

01:32:27.980 Chinese

01:32:28.940 wait dude

01:32:29.560 I'm telling you

01:32:30.280 Asians

01:32:30.640 amazing

01:32:31.660 I'm saying like

01:32:33.400 Asians like

01:32:34.000 actually from Asia

01:32:35.160 not like Americanized Asians

01:32:36.700 like ones that like

01:32:37.540 the ones the white people adopt

01:32:40.000 yeah

01:32:40.460 like the ones that have been here

01:32:41.860 maybe like a couple years

01:32:42.940 haven't gone fully Americanized

01:32:44.400 amazingly

01:32:45.300 they're like the sweetest

01:32:46.440 but not like annoying

01:32:47.620 American women

01:32:48.320 always chatting here off

01:32:49.400 so white

01:32:50.280 no no no

01:32:50.820 I want a docile fucking little

01:32:52.360 little crawl around

01:32:53.660 have your fucking feet bound

01:32:54.880 little knee

01:32:55.520 knee dragging

01:32:56.220 little fucking

01:32:56.800 yeah I'm down with that

01:32:58.000 but

01:32:58.260 they're all about you

01:32:59.820 they're all about you

01:33:00.780 yes

01:33:00.940 so great

01:33:01.640 but

01:33:02.120 and you can

01:33:02.680 looks wise

01:33:03.440 looks wise

01:33:04.240 you mix a fucking

01:33:05.360 white American

01:33:06.440 into that

01:33:07.240 into that Asian

01:33:07.980 you get a

01:33:08.660 at least two full points

01:33:10.920 hotter on the

01:33:11.880 one to ten scale

01:33:12.660 name names

01:33:13.500 Clint

01:33:14.580 Kaylee

01:33:15.740 oh shit

01:33:16.480 I can't

01:33:16.940 yeah I shouldn't have said that

01:33:17.740 oh shit

01:33:18.540 well

01:33:19.140 well yeah

01:33:20.000 is Lauren Chin full

01:33:21.860 no

01:33:22.980 she is not

01:33:24.760 and she is hot

01:33:25.520 as a motherfucker

01:33:26.620 is uh

01:33:27.980 point

01:33:28.380 Clint

01:33:29.520 well

01:33:30.540 is the philosopher

01:33:31.460 I will tell you

01:33:32.140 I will tell you

01:33:32.160 I'm telling you

01:33:35.300 now

01:33:35.980 I don't know

01:33:37.540 a black Asian mix

01:33:39.380 can go one way

01:33:40.260 or the other

01:33:40.660 I knew

01:33:41.000 no you're right

01:33:41.460 I've seen a

01:33:42.380 I've seen many hot

01:33:43.700 black Asian chicks

01:33:44.660 here I'll tell you

01:33:45.500 I'll tell you the direction

01:33:46.640 that it goes

01:33:47.180 75% black

01:33:48.640 25% Asian

01:33:49.540 horrific

01:33:50.600 75% Asian

01:33:52.600 25% black

01:33:53.700 hot as a motherfucker

01:33:55.000 I want a loud

01:33:57.280 isn't that crazy

01:33:58.340 that's like the negative

01:34:00.060 and a negative

01:34:00.640 make a positive

01:34:01.380 because like a black girl

01:34:02.200 you're like

01:34:02.440 gross

01:34:03.000 Asian chick

01:34:04.120 you're like

01:34:04.440 I don't know

01:34:05.340 but then mix them up

01:34:06.900 and you're like

01:34:07.420 holy

01:34:07.760 but yeah

01:34:08.360 loud bitch

01:34:10.100 with slaty eyes

01:34:10.980 or quiet bitch

01:34:11.960 with big ass

01:34:12.760 there was a chick

01:34:14.480 in my high school

01:34:15.160 who was black

01:34:15.960 and Asian

01:34:16.520 like 50-50

01:34:17.460 and it was weird

01:34:18.580 she was 100%

01:34:19.740 looked Asian

01:34:20.380 but then with the black skin

01:34:21.820 and it was the most

01:34:22.680 off-putting shit

01:34:23.680 I've ever seen

01:34:24.400 in my life

01:34:24.980 like she was just gross

01:34:26.520 I want a bitch

01:34:27.880 that brings me tea

01:34:28.800 but then also screams

01:34:30.000 in a movie theater

01:34:30.600 for no reason

01:34:31.240 the best thing though

01:34:33.160 is different ethnicities

01:34:35.520 with like their speech

01:34:38.980 does not match

01:34:39.900 their ethnicity

01:34:40.360 so like an Asian

01:34:41.720 that has like

01:34:42.340 a British accent

01:34:43.620 or something

01:34:44.080 I want a Jap

01:34:45.620 in the sheets

01:34:46.180 and a monkey

01:34:46.720 in the streets

01:34:47.340 oh my god

01:34:51.340 end the show

01:34:53.000 shut it down

01:34:55.140 shut it down

01:34:56.040 wait

01:34:56.320 we've done

01:34:56.740 the flicker trick

01:34:57.680 is that all

01:34:58.780 the flicker trick

01:34:59.460 because that actually

01:35:00.020 that might have been

01:35:02.220 the last one

01:35:02.780 oh fuck

01:35:03.640 I love this show

01:35:04.260 so much

01:35:05.080 yeah that one was real

01:35:07.520 is that the last one

01:35:09.940 I don't know

01:35:10.820 you fucking tell me

01:35:11.800 you made it

01:35:12.360 maybe

01:35:13.580 I don't know

01:35:14.800 let me look

01:35:15.200 I'm just

01:35:15.480 I'm kind of excited

01:35:16.340 I wish

01:35:16.680 I kind of want you guys

01:35:17.720 to see this clip

01:35:18.520 of Spider-Man

01:35:19.100 it's just a minute long

01:35:19.920 but it's

01:35:20.220 oh yeah

01:35:20.620 have y'all seen

01:35:22.380 there's a video out there

01:35:23.480 of a black dude

01:35:24.180 with a Chinese accent

01:35:25.200 and it's fucking hilarious

01:35:26.640 here it is

01:35:27.460 sorry

01:35:27.680 I gotta say this

01:35:28.580 because it's just

01:35:29.100 too good not to

01:35:30.560 what is happening

01:35:34.780 I'm gonna type it

01:35:36.520 I'm gonna type it

01:35:37.100 you guys keep going

01:35:38.180 okay

01:35:38.460 what

01:35:39.240 we're about to done

01:35:40.200 what kind of content

01:35:42.180 is that

01:35:42.600 typing it

01:35:43.280 you gotta say it

01:35:44.900 I'm gonna type it

01:35:45.540 I'm gonna laugh a little bit

01:35:46.380 what are you

01:35:49.160 I'm so

01:35:49.920 I'm gonna say it

01:35:51.120 I don't know what's happening

01:35:51.680 oh

01:35:52.680 yes

01:35:53.720 it should be

01:35:59.740 it should be flipped

01:36:00.540 right

01:36:00.920 uh

01:36:02.740 no

01:36:04.680 you want an Asian

01:36:05.420 in the bed

01:36:06.060 this is 100%

01:36:08.980 something

01:36:09.400 this is 100%

01:36:11.020 something

01:36:11.340 Cole said

01:36:12.240 gook in the sheets

01:36:13.480 spook in the sheets

01:36:14.580 yeah

01:36:15.000 I can't

01:36:17.560 I can't believe

01:36:18.460 you said that

01:36:19.080 Cole

01:36:19.340 gook in the sheets

01:36:21.260 and a spook in the sheets

01:36:21.480 you are

01:36:21.920 you are the funniest

01:36:22.720 I've ever talked

01:36:23.320 hell yeah

01:36:23.740 shut up

01:36:24.280 alright let's play

01:36:26.140 this video as an outro

01:36:27.000 I'll get the fuck out of here

01:36:27.960 let's do it

01:36:28.240 we can say spook

01:36:29.380 because it was in

01:36:30.280 a feature film

01:36:31.260 and we can

01:36:32.160 yeah and we can say

01:36:33.280 gook because

01:36:33.700 John McCain said

01:36:34.540 yes

01:36:34.800 we're fine

01:36:35.400 Timcastle if you're

01:36:37.160 watching this

01:36:37.760 it's totally fine

01:36:38.860 I'm a very big

01:36:40.120 we totally didn't call you

01:36:41.040 a gook

01:36:41.380 we're just really

01:36:43.200 big fans of

01:36:43.960 Back to the Future

01:36:44.520 okay

01:36:44.900 that's right

01:36:46.460 and the late

01:36:47.700 great John McCain

01:36:48.380 I cannot even

01:36:49.600 describe the amount

01:36:50.320 of chaos

01:36:50.800 in this Japanese

01:36:51.540 Spider-Man clip

01:36:52.260 this is not great

01:36:55.640 for an audio podcast

01:36:56.600 Marge the video

01:37:03.500 you retards

01:37:04.180 full screen

01:37:11.460 in your pocket

01:37:12.860 thank you

01:37:16.760 what the

01:37:20.580 what the hell

01:37:21.800 oh Asian Wonder Woman

01:37:24.240 is great

01:37:24.740 Asian Wonder Woman

01:37:26.580 in an Asian Spider-Man

01:37:27.840 might be better than

01:37:51.100 Italian Spider-Man

01:37:52.280 I don't know

01:37:52.720 it's close

01:37:53.320 let's get the fuck

01:37:56.420 out of here guys

01:37:56.940 that's right

Tower Gang - January 06, 2023

Ep 104 - Bushy Bussy

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