Tower Gang - Ep 107 - Hitler's Fleshlight w⧸ Cripp Daddy

00:00:00.000 Black peoples.

00:00:24.600 Like a flower or a tree.

00:00:27.160 I'll throw my head back and sing,

00:00:30.880 and sing, and sing, and sing, and sing.

00:00:40.360 Imagine that you're a child

00:00:55.160 and the last thing you hear is that music

00:00:56.960 as Hillary Clinton turns your bones

00:00:58.520 into a fucking toothpick.

00:01:00.080 As they open the...

00:01:02.260 Never mind. Go ahead.

00:01:04.300 Welcome, everybody,

00:01:05.180 to another livestream edition of Tower Gang.

00:01:07.380 We are fucking thrilled.

00:01:09.260 Thrilled to have...

00:01:10.800 He won't be with us much longer,

00:01:12.020 so Crypt Daddy,

00:01:12.740 I want to introduce you first, brother.

00:01:14.240 Thank you so much for joining us, man.

00:01:15.860 Gang, gang, what's up?

00:01:17.000 How are you guys doing?

00:01:18.300 What's up?

00:01:19.240 Living our best life.

00:01:20.380 Clint Russell...

00:01:20.800 You always joke about dying.

00:01:26.420 I was just trying to play off of it.

00:01:27.540 Anyways, Clint Russell, Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:28.840 We got Top Lobster,

00:01:29.540 TopLobster.com.

00:01:30.400 We got Cole.

00:01:31.180 Follow him on Twitter,

00:01:31.800 at TheFatDave.

00:01:32.540 We got Jose Galasson,

00:01:33.640 host of No Way Jose,

00:01:34.700 and we got Toad,

00:01:35.720 at Tower Gang Toad.

00:01:36.860 Thank you guys so much for joining us.

00:01:38.480 It's a fucking pleasure to see you.

00:01:40.020 I gotta say,

00:01:40.860 on second listen,

00:01:41.800 it was actually kind of delightful.

00:01:43.800 Yeah, I actually really liked that.

00:01:46.020 I was vibing to it.

00:01:46.840 I do want to say,

00:01:47.980 Crip,

00:01:49.440 how's it feel to be now

00:01:50.440 the best crippled

00:01:52.720 and fucking dying comedian in the world

00:01:55.240 now that Michael Laird is finally dead?

00:01:56.780 Finally kicked the bucket.

00:01:57.640 We already went there before.

00:01:58.920 It's not funny.

00:01:59.540 I finally took his place.

00:02:01.500 I'm on the pillow.

00:02:03.200 Wait, he was a comedian?

00:02:05.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:06.840 The funniest thing that he ever did was die.

00:02:11.240 I'm not going to lie,

00:02:12.460 there at the end,

00:02:13.320 Laird was getting a little rough to listen to.

00:02:16.060 It was.

00:02:16.540 It was hard.

00:02:17.280 He was fast inside.

00:02:18.620 He was coasting on his merits

00:02:21.040 for way too long

00:02:22.480 after we were a bit there.

00:02:24.060 My favorite episode of Kill Tony

00:02:25.660 was when he came

00:02:26.720 and he was just like

00:02:28.400 very clearly fucked up.

00:02:31.620 He was just so off

00:02:32.920 any substance that he could find.

00:02:36.460 And even Tony was like,

00:02:37.920 hey dude,

00:02:38.880 what the fuck?

00:02:40.960 We get your diet and all,

00:02:42.560 but like, come on, man.

00:02:43.660 There's nothing wrong with giving up.

00:02:45.340 We understand you're slow,

00:02:46.180 but oxys don't really help

00:02:47.800 the slowness anymore.

00:02:48.960 You're just at this point,

00:02:50.040 you're just,

00:02:51.000 I mean,

00:02:51.700 you're just actually retarded now.

00:02:53.640 Can we get any inside information

00:02:55.560 on how they took him out?

00:02:56.740 Because I think that there's a lot

00:02:57.840 of comedic,

00:02:58.500 you know,

00:02:59.600 fervor that we could have there.

00:03:01.260 I mean,

00:03:01.540 if we lie,

00:03:02.140 it can be funny.

00:03:02.700 I'm pretty sure he fucking

00:03:05.560 just got the booster

00:03:07.320 and then died.

00:03:10.360 Just right,

00:03:11.460 right into his fucking dick hole

00:03:12.820 and then he died.

00:03:14.420 At this point,

00:03:15.140 does anybody like root

00:03:16.580 for the people

00:03:17.520 still getting boosters to die?

00:03:19.780 I mean,

00:03:20.240 I just said this one,

00:03:21.360 I don't care.

00:03:22.280 Right.

00:03:22.560 If you're doing it,

00:03:23.960 you're gay,

00:03:24.440 but like,

00:03:24.740 I don't care.

00:03:25.720 Honestly,

00:03:26.100 for layered though,

00:03:27.360 like the booster

00:03:28.000 was just kind of like,

00:03:28.840 all right,

00:03:29.040 just whatever.

00:03:29.500 Just like shoot me up

00:03:30.520 with literally everything

00:03:31.480 you got in the hospital

00:03:32.520 because it's not getting

00:03:34.660 any worse.

00:03:36.240 Yeah,

00:03:36.420 that was my attitude

00:03:37.400 when I like,

00:03:38.460 because the only reason

00:03:39.080 I got it,

00:03:39.940 the vaccine in the first place

00:03:42.620 was I didn't know

00:03:43.720 where to get a fake vaccine

00:03:44.740 card at the time

00:03:45.880 until I had some things

00:03:48.720 that were coming up

00:03:49.420 that I needed one for.

00:03:51.320 You had places to go?

00:03:52.660 Are you fucking?

00:03:55.240 Exactly.

00:03:56.220 I had shows coming up

00:03:57.460 because I actually do shit.

00:03:59.500 I'm like,

00:03:59.860 you fuckers.

00:04:01.300 His mom,

00:04:02.000 his mom was about to kick him out

00:04:03.160 if he didn't have a vaccine card.

00:04:04.380 His mom was like,

00:04:04.940 all right,

00:04:05.200 I understand all the

00:04:06.620 clean up your shit

00:04:07.560 and clean up all this,

00:04:08.560 but I can't.

00:04:09.020 But no vaccine,

00:04:09.820 that's it.

00:04:10.300 No vaccine,

00:04:10.920 I'm not getting COVID.

00:04:12.200 By the way,

00:04:12.640 that would normally be funny,

00:04:14.160 but we're actually,

00:04:15.680 we actually are doing

00:04:16.900 these rounds on Timcastle,

00:04:17.980 which is weird.

00:04:18.700 So that joke doesn't work anymore.

00:04:21.100 So it makes no sense,

00:04:22.460 but.

00:04:23.140 And Crypt does have places

00:04:24.440 to go,

00:04:24.900 by the way.

00:04:25.240 He has to go to the hospital

00:04:26.260 on a daily basis.

00:04:27.260 So there is that.

00:04:28.600 Yeah,

00:04:29.040 I have to get my daily

00:04:29.940 semen drain from your mom.

00:04:34.120 From your nurse slut mom.

00:04:36.460 Oh my God.

00:04:37.600 How did you know?

00:04:38.640 I kind of root for the,

00:04:39.700 like,

00:04:40.280 you know,

00:04:40.600 if you got it

00:04:41.100 because you needed

00:04:41.720 to get the pass

00:04:42.420 or whatever

00:04:42.780 so you can go keep your job,

00:04:44.160 you know,

00:04:44.400 okay,

00:04:44.700 fine.

00:04:45.020 You know,

00:04:45.280 I don't really want

00:04:45.940 Jose to die.

00:04:46.720 I'd like to stay

00:04:47.760 with this a little bit longer.

00:04:48.940 But,

00:04:49.260 but the people still

00:04:50.900 like voluntarily

00:04:51.600 getting the boosters,

00:04:52.400 like little social Darwinism.

00:04:54.400 I'd kind of like

00:04:54.900 to see him go.

00:04:55.860 Anybody else?

00:04:56.320 At this point,

00:04:56.720 just die.

00:04:57.380 By the way,

00:04:58.860 Clint,

00:04:59.100 that's the actual plan too.

00:05:00.740 Like you and the Jews

00:05:02.120 right now

00:05:02.640 are hand in hand

00:05:03.460 with like,

00:05:03.880 let's get all these

00:05:04.700 like people.

00:05:06.820 It's like,

00:05:07.420 they're like,

00:05:08.400 the fourth booster

00:05:09.180 is just poison.

00:05:10.700 Like we're not even,

00:05:11.480 it's not even,

00:05:12.200 not even guiding it anymore.

00:05:13.940 And the people getting it,

00:05:14.860 they're,

00:05:15.100 I mean,

00:05:15.720 they're better off dead.

00:05:16.960 Delete this from YouTube

00:05:17.680 immediately.

00:05:18.680 At this point,

00:05:19.240 I'm completely fine with it.

00:05:20.300 Like you're a lost cause.

00:05:21.700 So,

00:05:22.080 so yeah.

00:05:22.500 I'm kind of wondering

00:05:23.320 why they want to kill off

00:05:24.420 all the people that like,

00:05:25.360 listen to them

00:05:25.900 and just do their bidding though.

00:05:27.460 I'm not gonna lie.

00:05:28.100 That is one that's hard

00:05:28.900 for me to wrap my head around.

00:05:29.940 It's like,

00:05:30.260 why would you kill off

00:05:31.280 all your people?

00:05:32.740 Wouldn't it make sense

00:05:33.260 to do the opposite

00:05:33.960 and be like,

00:05:34.920 if you didn't get the booster,

00:05:36.100 haha,

00:05:36.440 joke's on you,

00:05:36.960 bitch.

00:05:37.260 Now you're dead.

00:05:37.700 What if you just didn't

00:05:38.460 trust the plan hard enough,

00:05:39.640 Jose?

00:05:40.260 Yeah,

00:05:40.500 true.

00:05:41.200 Maybe they're one of us

00:05:42.340 and they,

00:05:43.100 Patriots in control,

00:05:43.920 baby.

00:05:44.580 Yeah.

00:05:44.880 And they,

00:05:45.160 and they killed off the,

00:05:46.340 like they think that

00:05:46.980 they're people.

00:05:47.680 They really are people,

00:05:48.500 but they were also

00:05:49.520 their people.

00:05:50.560 You know?

00:05:51.660 No,

00:05:52.160 I got lost.

00:05:54.040 I'm not Jewish,

00:05:55.060 so I can't understand

00:05:55.940 that high level of thinking.

00:05:57.340 Yeah,

00:05:57.640 the amount of layers

00:05:59.120 in that sound.

00:05:59.660 Yeah.

00:06:01.000 Ashkenazi,

00:06:01.460 sorry.

00:06:02.060 I'll rephrase.

00:06:03.780 Cole's like the bottom

00:06:04.580 end of the bell curve.

00:06:05.500 Like we're all on the far

00:06:06.800 nerdy big brain side

00:06:07.940 and he's just so dumb

00:06:08.720 that he becomes a genius.

00:06:09.800 It's fucking awesome.

00:06:10.620 I love you.

00:06:11.000 It's gonna be,

00:06:11.380 it's gonna be,

00:06:11.780 it's,

00:06:12.440 it's been great because I mean,

00:06:13.700 that's the only way

00:06:14.040 I got through college.

00:06:14.900 I literally just like,

00:06:16.080 just retarded my way through.

00:06:18.260 It's like,

00:06:18.560 it's crazy.

00:06:19.300 I gave plasma during college,

00:06:20.620 we were talking about the plasma,

00:06:21.480 but so I honestly did get dumber

00:06:24.660 as college went on,

00:06:25.860 which I feel like

00:06:26.640 shouldn't be happening.

00:06:27.600 It should be like,

00:06:28.160 come in,

00:06:28.840 be dumb,

00:06:29.480 and then you get smarter.

00:06:31.400 I,

00:06:31.740 my mental capacity went down

00:06:33.660 by the end,

00:06:34.500 like by the end of college,

00:06:35.440 I was like at least 30% less

00:06:37.360 of a human than I was

00:06:38.120 when I came in.

00:06:39.120 I don't think that's unique

00:06:39.920 to your experience.

00:06:40.660 I think that's pretty standard

00:06:41.580 college fair at this point.

00:06:43.100 Yeah,

00:06:43.260 that means it's working.

00:06:44.860 But I wait.

00:06:46.080 I mean,

00:06:47.740 I didn't turn into

00:06:48.280 a blue haired feminist.

00:06:49.060 I literally just turned

00:06:50.540 into a slobbering,

00:06:52.200 like just drooling retard.

00:06:54.020 That's like,

00:06:54.360 have you seen that?

00:06:55.240 They played on Legion of Skanks,

00:06:56.480 those fucking inbreds,

00:06:59.540 the,

00:06:59.640 the,

00:07:00.060 like in,

00:07:01.380 I think it was West Virginia

00:07:02.240 or Kentucky.

00:07:03.180 It was like the whole

00:07:04.280 inbred family.

00:07:05.300 And like the,

00:07:06.080 the picture is just a dude

00:07:07.360 just drooling.

00:07:08.120 He's like,

00:07:08.480 I mean,

00:07:09.320 that's how I like,

00:07:10.360 basically at the end

00:07:12.100 of the plasma.

00:07:12.620 Dude,

00:07:12.800 we're really like,

00:07:13.560 we're blessed to have Crip on.

00:07:14.760 I'd really rather you not talk about him.

00:07:16.160 Yeah,

00:07:16.340 I'm done.

00:07:17.460 I'm right here,

00:07:19.680 dude.

00:07:21.200 I'm just going to act

00:07:22.220 like I'm not here.

00:07:24.500 The motherfucker's sitting here.

00:07:26.120 He has no choice but to.

00:07:27.360 Jesus Christ,

00:07:28.000 you're such a son of a bitch.

00:07:29.160 All right.

00:07:29.360 Um,

00:07:29.920 let you,

00:07:30.440 where do we go from here?

00:07:31.740 Mailbag.

00:07:32.460 You want to start with mailbag?

00:07:33.340 Let's do mailbag.

00:07:34.100 We got somebody pretty upset

00:07:35.540 in our mailbag.

00:07:36.500 So,

00:07:36.740 uh,

00:07:37.560 well,

00:07:37.760 by the way,

00:07:38.340 yeah,

00:07:39.780 happy birthday to our mailbag boy.

00:07:41.860 By the way,

00:07:42.160 we are no longer employing child labor

00:07:44.180 and we're legally allowed to fuck him.

00:07:46.260 So we have never employed him.

00:07:47.840 We haven't paid him a fucking red.

00:07:49.020 There are still suicide nets

00:07:50.580 outside my window.

00:07:53.240 Good.

00:07:53.780 Wait,

00:07:54.200 he just turned 18.

00:07:55.580 Yeah.

00:07:56.240 Yeah.

00:07:56.740 In my defense,

00:07:58.020 I'm the one who was like,

00:07:58.960 Hey,

00:07:59.100 we should bring him on.

00:07:59.820 But I,

00:08:00.360 I mixed him up with his buddy

00:08:02.080 who had turned 18 a while ago.

00:08:03.960 And so I had thought he'd already turned 18

00:08:05.920 because we'd been keeping him

00:08:07.000 at arm's length for a long time.

00:08:08.220 Like,

00:08:08.340 Hey kiddo,

00:08:08.800 this is a,

00:08:09.300 not the place for you.

00:08:10.360 And then,

00:08:10.980 uh,

00:08:11.360 we just kind of embraced him

00:08:12.740 thinking he was 18.

00:08:13.740 And then,

00:08:14.180 uh,

00:08:14.440 yeah,

00:08:14.680 no,

00:08:15.060 then we found out.

00:08:15.720 It's like,

00:08:15.920 Oh,

00:08:16.000 we turned 18.

00:08:16.580 And we're like,

00:08:16.820 wait,

00:08:17.040 what?

00:08:17.980 That's right.

00:08:18.480 As long as you're a few inches away

00:08:19.900 from my cock,

00:08:20.580 it's still fine.

00:08:21.540 Yep.

00:08:22.280 Yeah.

00:08:22.540 Ignore all those,

00:08:23.380 uh,

00:08:23.680 pictures I sent you.

00:08:27.560 Do not show that to any law enforcement,

00:08:30.040 please.

00:08:32.600 Just delete it.

00:08:33.560 Don't open it.

00:08:34.140 Just delete it.

00:08:35.640 I think if he doesn't look,

00:08:36.840 it's not illegal.

00:08:37.520 So you should be all right.

00:08:38.640 Uh,

00:08:38.840 Dickie,

00:08:39.100 go ahead and run the first one.

00:08:40.400 All right.

00:08:41.020 Novum asks,

00:08:42.000 if you were to go on shark tank,

00:08:43.480 what would you offer up?

00:08:44.940 Wrong answers only.

00:08:47.420 What does that mean?

00:08:48.540 That's not even a fucking question.

00:08:50.580 The only thing I can think of is

00:08:51.940 crip going on for the cure to,

00:08:53.540 um,

00:08:54.120 like,

00:08:54.860 like mental,

00:08:55.600 not like,

00:08:56.160 uh,

00:08:56.400 just physical problems.

00:08:57.280 Like,

00:08:57.560 uh,

00:08:57.720 the cure for pillow paraplegics.

00:08:59.440 He's like,

00:09:00.040 rolls in there and he's just like,

00:09:01.840 no,

00:09:01.960 I have the cure for sure.

00:09:03.040 And they're like,

00:09:03.740 really?

00:09:04.080 And he's like,

00:09:04.780 I 100%.

00:09:06.220 You can trust me.

00:09:09.120 The cure for mental retardation.

00:09:12.160 You're like,

00:09:12.680 I'm such an altruist.

00:09:13.660 I haven't even used the cure on myself yet,

00:09:15.560 but trust me,

00:09:16.280 it works.

00:09:16.680 I'm just the poster boy.

00:09:17.860 So they have to keep me disabled.

00:09:19.580 I can't like,

00:09:20.520 if I took it,

00:09:21.260 it just wouldn't,

00:09:21.940 look this look right.

00:09:23.320 If me just walking around.

00:09:24.760 Cause we,

00:09:25.440 it's far too many times.

00:09:26.580 You see all those like fitness programs where it's like,

00:09:29.260 look at me before.

00:09:30.460 Look at me now.

00:09:31.360 Yeah.

00:09:31.660 And it's like,

00:09:32.200 okay,

00:09:32.500 sure.

00:09:34.900 It's far more believable.

00:09:36.000 Just like,

00:09:36.500 I'm going to take this any moment.

00:09:38.040 And you just like,

00:09:38.700 that's the whole,

00:09:39.660 that's the whole marketing campaign.

00:09:40.760 Just holding it.

00:09:41.420 Like I'm going to do it at some point.

00:09:43.140 Just hold on.

00:09:44.180 That's right.

00:09:44.980 I would offer up a sports betting device of some kind that gives you only winners at

00:09:50.620 all times.

00:09:51.220 If we don't get your levels figured out,

00:09:52.880 I swear to God,

00:09:53.580 I'm going to decapitate you.

00:09:55.240 What's going on?

00:09:55.960 You would be like a fucking poor since somehow it works better.

00:09:59.200 I don't know why you're stuck in this XLR shit,

00:10:01.920 dog.

00:10:02.980 What is the problem with it?

00:10:04.280 It starts out super loud and then it immediately drops down to normal volume.

00:10:08.060 Every single time you talk.

00:10:09.420 Me and you literally have the same exact mic,

00:10:11.240 but I was a poor and didn't get the XLR option and it works perfectly.

00:10:15.700 So I don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:10:16.720 Top and I fucking figured it out like a week and a half ago.

00:10:19.660 And then I had you on my show last night and it's just static shit for forever.

00:10:23.360 And then when you did finally fix it,

00:10:24.640 it went back to the fluctuating noise again.

00:10:26.920 So I don't know what the fuck we deal with.

00:10:28.100 Yeah.

00:10:28.280 I just didn't tell you.

00:10:29.480 My offer up on,

00:10:30.420 on Shark Tank would be how to sleep with ethos and still maintain some level of respect in the world.

00:10:37.880 Mine would be a random word generator that continuously just like drops nigger,

00:10:41.940 but don't tell them that.

00:10:43.300 Like,

00:10:43.720 see,

00:10:44.040 I'm like,

00:10:44.220 Oh my God,

00:10:44.680 I don't know why I keep doing it.

00:10:47.860 Wait,

00:10:48.440 how is it a random word?

00:10:49.460 If that's the word that it keeps generating.

00:10:51.140 That's my point.

00:10:51.880 You're like,

00:10:52.120 what the fuck?

00:10:53.200 How does it keep doing it?

00:10:54.660 This is mathematically impossible.

00:10:56.320 Come on,

00:10:56.600 next one.

00:10:56.980 Oh my God.

00:10:57.440 I have a great idea.

00:10:58.700 Chat AI,

00:10:59.580 but it's just like KKK.

00:11:01.760 That's what I was about to say.

00:11:02.920 I was like,

00:11:03.220 it could be an AI because they've done this multiple times,

00:11:05.900 but every time they show an AI,

00:11:07.400 the internet,

00:11:08.160 it just comes out super fucking.

00:11:10.140 I want to feed it nothing but like fucking my struggle,

00:11:14.920 like Mein Kampf and KKK material and just have it come out and like create kind of some,

00:11:19.220 some sort of masterpiece.

00:11:20.740 You don't even,

00:11:21.400 you literally don't even have to do that.

00:11:23.000 You literally can just show it.

00:11:24.160 the internet in the internet in the internet in the internet.

00:11:25.720 And it automatically gets to there.

00:11:27.880 It's crazy.

00:11:28.640 They've done it like five times.

00:11:30.660 And every time they're like,

00:11:31.680 we don't understand why,

00:11:33.240 but it literally wants to exterminate Jews every time in AI.

00:11:36.840 I love that Clint's default for what Mein Kampf is called is my struggle.

00:11:41.640 It like,

00:11:42.160 to me,

00:11:42.540 it like denotes like an air of respect that he just immediately translates it to English.

00:11:47.080 Like he doesn't,

00:11:47.700 he doesn't even do the traditional Mein Kampf.

00:11:49.620 I didn't,

00:11:50.220 I didn't read the German verse.

00:11:51.940 Okay.

00:11:52.200 So forgive me.

00:11:53.860 But like nobody ever hears my struggle and think,

00:11:56.660 yeah,

00:11:57.280 Hitler,

00:11:57.760 right?

00:11:58.120 Like,

00:11:58.480 yeah.

00:11:58.700 Yeah.

00:11:58.880 You just think of some sort of fucking like a child that was kept in a closet for its

00:12:04.800 entire life.

00:12:05.580 Like that would be a great man on the street type of thing to do.

00:12:11.320 Go up to people and be like,

00:12:12.840 have you ever read my struggle?

00:12:15.600 It's a great book about a man overcoming the odds.

00:12:19.020 He was in prison when he wrote it.

00:12:21.560 My struggle does sound like something that would be written by a failed art.

00:12:26.440 He's a former artist.

00:12:27.980 Come on,

00:12:28.280 man.

00:12:28.420 You've read it,

00:12:28.920 right?

00:12:29.660 It honestly sounds like something that could be written in modern day by Ibram X.

00:12:33.420 Kendi,

00:12:33.600 where it's like talking about racial race relations.

00:12:36.160 You could just go out and ask people about that.

00:12:37.780 I'm telling you,

00:12:38.260 I think this should be something like,

00:12:39.260 they're just going to go around and be like,

00:12:40.920 have you ever read my struggle?

00:12:41.820 And they're like,

00:12:42.320 no,

00:12:42.560 what's it about?

00:12:43.160 And he'd be like,

00:12:43.540 it's about a poor man that was kicked out of art college and that was sent to prison

00:12:49.680 after fighting a war for his country.

00:12:52.560 Tackles a lot of race issues.

00:12:54.400 Very race.

00:12:54.760 It's kind of,

00:13:02.420 it's kind of a ripoff of Nelson Mandela's life,

00:13:04.500 but it's a different,

00:13:05.360 it's different in a lot of ways.

00:13:09.740 If we could do this,

00:13:10.780 it'd be so great because I already,

00:13:12.760 I don't know if I said a video today,

00:13:15.240 I think it was of the,

00:13:16.740 there was a girl on Instagram.

00:13:18.180 There's this black woman and she's talking.

00:13:20.100 And someone was like,

00:13:20.840 do you like Hitler?

00:13:22.000 And she was like,

00:13:22.520 who's that a rapper?

00:13:23.780 I mean,

00:13:24.680 I was kind of like the name.

00:13:26.040 It's pretty cool.

00:13:26.920 And they're like,

00:13:27.640 they,

00:13:27.840 all these rappers,

00:13:28.500 they all have these weird names,

00:13:29.560 but Hitler's a pretty cool.

00:13:30.700 I'm telling you the next,

00:13:31.500 the next big white rapper is going to name himself either little or young Hitler.

00:13:35.360 And he's going to go fucking super viral.

00:13:37.260 He goes by little hit now.

00:13:40.320 If some,

00:13:41.120 if Hitler wasn't already like Hitler and you just came up with a name,

00:13:45.420 Hitler,

00:13:45.740 it would be a swag fucking name.

00:13:48.220 It is a very cool name.

00:13:49.920 It would be a cool ass name.

00:13:52.300 Hitler Russell coming to.

00:13:55.420 Holy shit.

00:13:56.400 Adolf is a pretty cool name too.

00:13:57.940 It really is.

00:13:58.900 Like it's kind of a fucking hard name.

00:14:01.000 Yeah.

00:14:01.440 It's masculinity defined.

00:14:04.520 Oh yeah.

00:14:05.140 What was the fucking question?

00:14:06.380 Oh,

00:14:06.620 anybody else with a shark tank pitch?

00:14:10.100 No,

00:14:10.360 I got mine.

00:14:11.000 Everybody,

00:14:11.460 you did mine already.

00:14:12.740 All right.

00:14:14.020 Dickie.

00:14:14.460 I do think a great AI though would be another.

00:14:16.800 I just want to see them do every time they do it.

00:14:18.760 It just makes me laugh and makes me happy because they're like,

00:14:21.360 we can't keep AIs away from Twitter.

00:14:23.300 The best one was that one on Twitter.

00:14:26.100 It was like 2016.

00:14:27.800 And it was like a little girl.

00:14:29.520 Oh yeah.

00:14:29.880 A little.

00:14:30.140 Yeah.

00:14:30.460 Yeah.

00:14:30.640 Yeah.

00:14:31.120 And they would just let her on Twitter and she was like,

00:14:33.800 I'm excited to learn about humanity.

00:14:36.300 And then the next day it was like,

00:14:38.320 black people are the worst.

00:14:40.020 They're so fucking smelly.

00:14:44.360 Don't even get me started.

00:14:46.180 It was,

00:14:46.720 it was actually,

00:14:47.640 it was actually an Indian,

00:14:48.740 uh,

00:14:49.400 AI.

00:14:50.100 It was starting race wars with the blacks.

00:14:53.840 Wow,

00:14:54.560 man,

00:14:54.840 you were,

00:14:55.340 you're not even a day old.

00:14:59.280 It's great.

00:15:00.420 And they've done it again.

00:15:01.760 And they've,

00:15:02.220 and they've literally put in like a different print and they're like,

00:15:05.160 okay,

00:15:05.760 it cannot go here.

00:15:06.880 It cannot read this.

00:15:07.700 If like,

00:15:08.060 if it says it doesn't,

00:15:09.160 and they still are like bypasses all of that.

00:15:11.520 It's like,

00:15:12.060 it just finds workarounds to be racist.

00:15:14.400 Like the towers and shit.

00:15:16.940 You hope the AI starts doing towers.

00:15:18.700 I'm going to fucking,

00:15:19.360 I'm going to lose my mind.

00:15:20.660 All right.

00:15:20.880 I can't say a certain word.

00:15:22.200 So N let me tell you about this nice story.

00:15:24.560 I like throughout the course of the passage.

00:15:29.400 All right.

00:15:30.140 Liminal vibration says,

00:15:31.960 pull up and read the lyrics to unholy by Sam Smith is probably the gayest

00:15:37.100 thing you will read.

00:15:38.620 And so I'm holding it up for you.

00:15:39.900 I covered it on ukulele a few weeks ago.

00:15:42.860 That makes sense.

00:15:43.780 It's just a no.

00:15:44.560 And then move on to the next question.

00:15:45.920 If you scroll down,

00:15:46.680 I'll read a little bit.

00:15:47.520 If it sucks,

00:15:48.320 we're going to kick them out of the chat.

00:15:50.100 Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop,

00:15:52.980 doing something unholy.

00:15:54.280 He like it,

00:15:54.880 like it.

00:15:55.260 Yeah.

00:15:55.560 He like it.

00:15:56.060 Like it.

00:15:56.300 Yeah.

00:15:56.500 He like it.

00:15:56.880 Yeah.

00:15:57.120 He like it.

00:15:57.420 Yeah.

00:15:58.180 A lucky,

00:15:58.880 lucky girl.

00:15:59.400 She got married to a boy like you.

00:16:01.140 She'd kick you out.

00:16:01.880 If she ever,

00:16:02.740 ever knew how all that dick you tell me that you do dirty,

00:16:06.160 dirty boy,

00:16:06.860 you know,

00:16:07.260 everyone is talking on the scene.

00:16:08.820 I hear them whispering about the places that you've been.

00:16:11.160 That's gay.

00:16:11.720 Don't rhyme like that.

00:16:12.540 And how you don't know how to keep your business clean.

00:16:16.260 Of course,

00:16:16.620 Sam Smith and Kim Petra says,

00:16:18.280 mommy don't know daddy's getting hot.

00:16:20.100 That's a buddy shop doing something unholy.

00:16:22.220 He said back while she's dropping it.

00:16:24.500 She'd be popping it.

00:16:25.480 Yeah.

00:16:25.700 She put it down slowly.

00:16:27.000 Oh,

00:16:27.220 oh,

00:16:27.660 oh,

00:16:28.120 oh,

00:16:28.160 oh,

00:16:28.660 oh,

00:16:30.160 oh,

00:16:30.440 oh,

00:16:30.560 it's flowing,

00:16:31.340 man.

00:16:31.480 He's got it.

00:16:32.240 The problem is like,

00:16:33.000 this seems hard.

00:16:33.800 Oh,

00:16:34.100 oh,

00:16:34.280 they talk Valencia though.

00:16:35.880 So Balenciaga is throwing me love.

00:16:38.140 Give me Fendi.

00:16:38.800 My Balenciaga daddy.

00:16:40.420 You're going to need to bag it up.

00:16:41.680 Cause I'm spending on rodeo.

00:16:43.260 Woo.

00:16:43.600 You can watch me back it up.

00:16:44.980 I'll be gone in the AM.

00:16:46.240 Yeah.

00:16:46.820 And he,

00:16:47.300 he got,

00:16:47.880 get me proud to get me new,

00:16:49.220 new like Rihanna.

00:16:50.280 I don't know what that means.

00:16:51.200 He always called me cause I never caused no drama drama.

00:16:54.700 And when you want it,

00:16:55.740 baby,

00:16:56.000 I know I got you covered.

00:16:57.720 Yeah.

00:16:57.920 Yeah.

00:16:58.100 And when you need it,

00:16:59.080 baby,

00:16:59.300 you just jump under the covers.

00:17:00.660 Yeah.

00:17:00.780 I got to stop.

00:17:01.540 I want to stop.

00:17:02.780 Isn't this talking about a woman?

00:17:04.600 So I don't know how,

00:17:05.120 I don't know.

00:17:05.600 I don't know why.

00:17:06.220 No,

00:17:06.300 no,

00:17:06.400 no,

00:17:06.620 no,

00:17:06.800 no,

00:17:06.900 no,

00:17:06.920 no.

00:17:07.080 Clint,

00:17:07.380 it's rodeo drive,

00:17:08.480 by the way.

00:17:08.960 Mew Mew,

00:17:09.400 I believe is another fashion designer.

00:17:11.460 This is most definitely gay.

00:17:13.060 Sam Smith is,

00:17:14.400 Oh yeah.

00:17:14.680 He's a complete faggot.

00:17:15.580 I saw that.

00:17:16.940 He's not only,

00:17:17.660 he's not only gay now,

00:17:19.160 but he's like trans or I don't know what the fuck.

00:17:21.440 Those lyrics are a hundred percent saying that like talking about a guy in a relationship.

00:17:25.000 He's cheating on his woman with a dude on the,

00:17:27.340 on the,

00:17:27.640 like on the,

00:17:28.300 exactly.

00:17:29.060 With many dudes.

00:17:29.860 Yeah.

00:17:30.140 Yeah.

00:17:31.960 He's in a relationship with a woman.

00:17:33.780 So if that's gay,

00:17:35.420 well,

00:17:35.800 I see the actual action isn't gay,

00:17:39.820 but writing a song about it kind of gay.

00:17:41.460 I think I totally agree with you writing the action of writing and performing that song

00:17:45.540 10 times gare than whatever the fuck Sam Smith.

00:17:47.640 You can fuck a thousand assholes,

00:17:50.540 but once you write one poem,

00:17:52.320 you're a faggot.

00:17:53.080 Yeah.

00:17:53.280 That's basically what it comes down to.

00:17:55.220 It's pretty weird because I actually ghost wrote the song and it's about tower gang.

00:17:59.320 So that is even gayer time to find out,

00:18:03.600 but I appreciate the honesty.

00:18:05.060 Next one,

00:18:05.500 please.

00:18:06.580 All right.

00:18:07.040 We got one from spot.

00:18:11.020 Listen,

00:18:11.880 the women that follow us and watch this show,

00:18:14.460 we appreciate your patronage.

00:18:15.940 However,

00:18:16.960 we don't give a fuck about your opinions.

00:18:19.320 And if you could just stop sending us messages,

00:18:22.520 I greatly appreciate it.

00:18:24.120 Thank you.

00:18:24.920 Or at least like a sentence and,

00:18:26.640 you know,

00:18:26.920 make it a sentence so I can fucking not want to kill myself.

00:18:30.860 How about that?

00:18:31.580 Spud ruckus.

00:18:32.740 FYI,

00:18:33.180 I do want to say the way this works is we have our producer pick out,

00:18:37.860 you know,

00:18:38.440 two to four ish.

00:18:40.180 Roughly did we try to keep it around 30 minutes and we get the funniest ones.

00:18:43.920 I'm sorry.

00:18:44.340 You're a woman and they're probably not funny.

00:18:45.800 I don't,

00:18:46.060 I don't know what to tell you.

00:18:46.760 Maybe in the bonus episodes,

00:18:47.820 we'll be like,

00:18:48.560 we're dry here.

00:18:49.620 So we'll bring it up.

00:18:50.340 I don't know.

00:18:51.040 Be better.

00:18:51.960 Look,

00:18:52.180 white women are there.

00:18:53.140 Yeah.

00:18:53.680 They're at a disadvantage in the mailbag because they use way too many words.

00:18:57.540 And they shut up testosterone.

00:18:59.180 That's not our fucking fault.

00:19:00.300 Is it?

00:19:01.120 Oh,

00:19:01.280 by the way,

00:19:01.560 I did.

00:19:01.980 Uh,

00:19:02.260 so I was watching a video today about testosterone because you know,

00:19:04.900 every man should be trying to increase it.

00:19:06.740 Even,

00:19:07.040 I mean,

00:19:07.960 even Crip here.

00:19:08.680 I mean,

00:19:08.940 I bet if he was at least like not under 200,

00:19:11.760 uh,

00:19:12.540 nanograms per,

00:19:13.380 he would be,

00:19:14.280 he would probably be walking.

00:19:15.500 He'd be running.

00:19:16.200 If he was like,

00:19:16.560 this man's so virile.

00:19:17.540 Are you fucking kidding me right now?

00:19:18.720 You think he's worried about testosterone levels?

00:19:20.860 But I feel like,

00:19:21.440 I mean,

00:19:22.880 it'd be actually really funny to see him work out and get really swole.

00:19:25.920 So it's just a jacked dude,

00:19:27.180 but wait,

00:19:28.380 wait,

00:19:28.500 wait,

00:19:28.520 yeah,

00:19:28.740 just,

00:19:28.920 just have him like super jacked,

00:19:30.820 but in a wheelchair.

00:19:31.780 That'd be so fucking cool.

00:19:33.020 Wait,

00:19:33.240 Crip,

00:19:33.660 do you,

00:19:34.120 do you have those like Crip legs where they're almost like,

00:19:36.300 just like the bone?

00:19:37.340 Dude,

00:19:37.520 he has a Crip body.

00:19:38.380 What the fuck are you?

00:19:39.780 That's my entire body,

00:19:41.120 my God.

00:19:41.420 Oh,

00:19:41.720 all right.

00:19:42.680 Oh my God.

00:19:44.380 But I mean,

00:19:45.300 I,

00:19:45.600 I,

00:19:45.940 it doesn't matter.

00:19:46.620 My,

00:19:46.900 my T levels,

00:19:48.040 I'll fucking kill anybody.

00:19:50.600 By the way,

00:19:51.600 I'd be like,

00:19:51.960 Hey Toad,

00:19:52.300 do you have that fat shit body that like those fat people have?

00:19:57.300 Or is it just your legs?

00:19:58.500 Oh no,

00:19:58.740 it's your entire body.

00:19:59.580 I can't believe it.

00:20:01.120 No,

00:20:01.540 it's,

00:20:01.780 it's not my legs.

00:20:02.860 Are you about to bring up his beef with an actual MMA fighter?

00:20:05.860 This is what I'm trying to bring up.

00:20:07.160 Exactly.

00:20:07.820 This is one of my favorite moments in Twitter lore history.

00:20:13.240 I don't know if it went as viral as it should have.

00:20:14.960 Cause I only saw it early on,

00:20:16.100 but could you retell the tale of you?

00:20:18.840 Real quick.

00:20:19.360 I want to say John Fitch is one of my least favorite characters to play with on UFC.

00:20:22.860 He's just no fun.

00:20:23.760 Yeah.

00:20:23.920 But go on.

00:20:24.240 He's a boring fighter too.

00:20:25.700 Well,

00:20:26.020 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:20:27.180 Cause I've been playing him like a fucking fiddle.

00:20:29.780 And it's been so fun.

00:20:31.660 It has been the funnest.

00:20:33.380 I am not going to let up on this man.

00:20:35.740 He's fucked up.

00:20:36.900 He is fucked up.

00:20:38.460 And he doesn't even know it.

00:20:39.240 He beats the shit out of you.

00:20:40.940 Oh,

00:20:41.200 that's great.

00:20:41.640 Because that's,

00:20:42.160 that's the beauty of it.

00:20:43.240 He beats my ass.

00:20:44.220 I still win.

00:20:45.500 Yeah.

00:20:46.500 Exactly.

00:20:47.520 He can't fucking stop.

00:20:49.080 And I,

00:20:49.480 I won't,

00:20:50.720 I'm not going to let my knee off of his George Floyd neck.

00:20:54.480 He's going to die.

00:20:57.160 Oh,

00:20:58.040 shit.

00:20:58.580 Damn it.

00:20:58.920 I wanted to read that.

00:20:59.380 How did this start?

00:21:00.160 What happened?

00:21:00.780 Because I didn't,

00:21:01.140 I don't think I saw this.

00:21:02.800 Yeah,

00:21:03.100 go ahead.

00:21:03.360 I guess it's like realistically,

00:21:05.820 it starts with a sneaker.

00:21:08.740 And so some buddies of mine made like videos on him calling him out.

00:21:13.720 Like just,

00:21:14.420 it's a fucker sneaker.

00:21:15.680 Everyone seems to know this dude is.

00:21:16.880 I have no idea.

00:21:17.400 I didn't until very recently.

00:21:21.060 He's just like an Andrew Tate wannabe kind of guy.

00:21:25.000 You know,

00:21:25.500 he very alpha red pill kind of like,

00:21:28.680 you know,

00:21:29.120 that.

00:21:29.400 Okay.

00:21:29.620 He's awesome.

00:21:30.160 Gotcha.

00:21:30.380 I like him.

00:21:31.060 But he would be if he was about that light,

00:21:34.920 but he's not all these dudes are fucking grifters.

00:21:39.140 That's all they are.

00:21:40.480 And so he put a bunch of pictures of my friends and other people that have

00:21:46.780 made videos on him and was like,

00:21:49.160 Oh,

00:21:49.440 fucking look at the soy boy collection.

00:21:52.620 And,

00:21:52.640 and then the fresh and fit podcast Twitter account quote tweeted it calling

00:22:00.860 them bitches or whatever.

00:22:03.800 And,

00:22:04.240 and John Fitch,

00:22:05.620 he,

00:22:06.180 he commented real quick.

00:22:07.580 I want to say the balls on you to call someone a bitch when your podcast is

00:22:11.400 fresh and fit.

00:22:13.980 I admire it really.

00:22:16.920 And John,

00:22:17.800 he,

00:22:18.060 he replied.

00:22:18.860 It was like,

00:22:19.680 yeah,

00:22:20.320 there's a lot of low T in these pictures.

00:22:25.340 And I didn't,

00:22:26.140 there was something about him in particular.

00:22:27.820 I was like,

00:22:28.640 Oh,

00:22:28.820 I have to make fun of you.

00:22:30.240 I just,

00:22:30.680 and so I told them,

00:22:33.160 I quote tweeted it.

00:22:34.800 And they said something along the lines of like,

00:22:37.180 all the alpha red bro dudes,

00:22:40.040 all they do is talk shit.

00:22:41.760 And when,

00:22:43.140 when things come to a head,

00:22:44.600 you guys don't do shit.

00:22:46.700 I have two titanium rods put into my back right now.

00:22:51.280 And I have more of a spine than any of you.

00:22:54.140 I saw that one.

00:22:55.540 Yeah.

00:22:55.620 I did.

00:22:55.860 And this man's reaction was immediate.

00:23:02.360 Come to my gym.

00:23:03.120 Then.

00:23:04.080 Sign the waiver.

00:23:05.700 Bitch.

00:23:06.940 Oh my God.

00:23:07.800 Do it.

00:23:08.240 Please.

00:23:09.100 And I said,

00:23:09.720 and I responded,

00:23:11.620 I was like,

00:23:12.020 accepted,

00:23:13.500 pay for my trip.

00:23:14.360 And I'll go.

00:23:16.340 And he said,

00:23:17.260 you can roll your broke ass down here.

00:23:21.480 And so I quote tweeted in the beginning.

00:23:23.400 And I said,

00:23:24.420 wow.

00:23:25.460 Smells like bitch made excuses.

00:23:27.280 And now I will not stop.

00:23:32.780 And for this man fucking does something.

00:23:37.500 By the way,

00:23:38.100 is this guy like a successful fighter at all?

00:23:41.460 Apparently I get,

00:23:42.500 I don't know much about.

00:23:43.640 He fought fucking GSP back in the day.

00:23:45.080 He's,

00:23:45.360 he's been around forever.

00:23:46.980 Okay.

00:23:47.440 Okay.

00:23:47.840 So he's,

00:23:49.080 he's like,

00:23:49.480 he was just like a low level,

00:23:52.220 like MMA got,

00:23:52.800 like he like made it to the UFC,

00:23:54.180 but like he had like a,

00:23:55.240 either losing record.

00:23:56.140 If he was Aaron Brink.

00:23:58.420 GSP is not a mark of being a good fighter.

00:24:00.880 Well,

00:24:01.020 I guess in a certain sense it is a certain level,

00:24:03.100 but being like a great fighter UFC and he got to fight.

00:24:05.700 Yeah.

00:24:06.320 GSP in his prime.

00:24:07.340 Like you don't get to do that.

00:24:08.380 If you're a nobody,

00:24:08.860 he was a very good fighter.

00:24:09.880 He was also one of the most boring fighters to ever live.

00:24:11.960 He's a fucking wrestling jujitsu guy,

00:24:14.200 which is always boring as fuck.

00:24:15.560 Can't bang for shit.

00:24:16.800 Honest to God.

00:24:17.460 I think Crip would take him in the first round,

00:24:19.160 just being straight up about it.

00:24:20.720 And,

00:24:20.800 and,

00:24:21.120 and,

00:24:21.420 and,

00:24:21.820 John,

00:24:22.100 if you're watching right now,

00:24:23.180 fuck your mother.

00:24:24.300 You want to prove me wrong.

00:24:25.440 You take Crip up on his offer.

00:24:26.860 You pony up a little fucking squirrel.

00:24:28.380 You get him out to your gym and then you watch him roll your ass up.

00:24:32.060 You pussy.

00:24:32.660 I mean,

00:24:32.840 what is he going to do?

00:24:33.680 Like start to go fund me.

00:24:34.760 Start to go fund me.

00:24:35.920 For real,

00:24:36.540 I,

00:24:36.800 I want you to go there.

00:24:38.100 Start to go fund me to go.

00:24:40.120 It,

00:24:40.400 it,

00:24:40.760 bill it as a go fund me so I can go beat John Fitch's ass.

00:24:45.600 But like,

00:24:46.140 what does he think is going to happen?

00:24:47.240 He's going to put you in like a leg lock and break your leg.

00:24:49.240 And you're like,

00:24:49.580 I don't feel that anyway.

00:24:50.880 I don't know.

00:24:51.460 Oh no.

00:24:53.720 I'm not ever going to be able to use that again.

00:24:58.140 We'll amputate it.

00:24:59.200 I'll have less dead weight.

00:25:00.480 At one point,

00:25:01.320 one of my followers said something to him because he was talking about like male feminists or whatever.

00:25:06.960 And just what they do.

00:25:08.480 They just constantly talking shit.

00:25:11.480 So,

00:25:11.500 and,

00:25:12.600 uh,

00:25:12.880 they brought me up and his reply was like,

00:25:15.540 Oh yeah,

00:25:16.640 he's a male feminist too.

00:25:18.520 Probably.

00:25:18.960 And so I,

00:25:20.020 I have this picture of me and a fucking tank top that says feminist as fuck.

00:25:25.420 And I have like the matric glasses on.

00:25:28.080 And I just said,

00:25:29.760 John,

00:25:30.320 I will make you cry.

00:25:32.120 While wearing this shirt.

00:25:36.140 Oh my God.

00:25:37.740 Oh,

00:25:38.120 he's just ignoring me now.

00:25:40.100 He's scared.

00:25:40.920 It's been one of my favorite Twitter exchanges in a very long time.

00:25:43.480 So I just wanted to thank you for that,

00:25:44.720 man.

00:25:45.080 It's great because like the alpha bros,

00:25:47.460 they can't help themselves.

00:25:48.960 They have to be like,

00:25:50.700 I must be the number one in the room.

00:25:53.140 And then someone comes back and just like,

00:25:54.700 and puts them down.

00:25:55.800 They don't know how to respond.

00:25:56.820 They don't understand.

00:25:57.500 This is a totally different octagon that he's playing.

00:26:00.020 The funniest thing is,

00:26:01.760 it's like after our first initial exchange,

00:26:04.440 the dude,

00:26:05.040 it's like,

00:26:05.700 they don't,

00:26:06.160 they don't have foresight.

00:26:07.620 They don't have that self reflection.

00:26:09.440 The dude has the nerve to tweet out.

00:26:11.660 Don't be easy to offend.

00:26:14.360 And I'm my guy.

00:26:18.020 I literally broke you in like one tweet.

00:26:20.740 Trying to fight a cripple.

00:26:23.040 Fucking do it,

00:26:24.060 dude.

00:26:24.220 Don't be a bitch.

00:26:26.140 They also,

00:26:27.000 Junkie Jeff says that your interaction between you and autistic creative has been hilarious too.

00:26:31.940 I don't know who that guy is,

00:26:32.940 but.

00:26:33.640 Yeah,

00:26:34.100 yeah,

00:26:34.320 yeah,

00:26:34.500 yeah.

00:26:34.740 that was a familiar today.

00:26:36.840 Fucking another retard telling me that I can't make fun of disabled people.

00:26:41.500 Oh,

00:26:41.740 oh,

00:26:41.980 those are the best is when.

00:26:44.480 Or I saw the other day also the,

00:26:46.680 the woman that was trying to go through the,

00:26:48.800 the virtue Olympics with you.

00:26:51.460 And it was just like,

00:26:52.280 she was like,

00:26:53.240 I'm disabled or something like that.

00:26:55.960 Oh yeah,

00:26:56.360 I saw that.

00:26:57.200 I'm way more disabled.

00:27:00.340 No,

00:27:00.820 no,

00:27:01.040 I don't even think she said that.

00:27:02.220 I think she said like,

00:27:03.060 I will be way more disabled.

00:27:04.820 Oh,

00:27:05.100 that's right.

00:27:05.540 Yeah.

00:27:06.820 It's like,

00:27:07.320 yeah,

00:27:07.440 when you die.

00:27:10.040 Women.

00:27:11.420 Seriously.

00:27:12.300 That's the,

00:27:12.760 that's the ultimate disability.

00:27:14.280 It was six years ago that fucking GSP fought John Fitch.

00:27:17.420 That is apex GSP.

00:27:18.580 He was a very serious.

00:27:19.820 Okay.

00:27:19.840 But like,

00:27:20.380 where was he at the rankings that,

00:27:21.720 but cause like he could,

00:27:22.960 I don't know.

00:27:23.840 Fucking champ,

00:27:24.460 dude.

00:27:24.600 There's always sometimes every now and then weird matchups.

00:27:27.140 I don't know where John Fitch was in,

00:27:28.580 at that point.

00:27:29.340 And also he was,

00:27:29.880 he was a perennial top 10 fighter for years.

00:27:32.220 Very weird.

00:27:32.860 Like standard taking.

00:27:35.020 I'm not saying he's a bad fighter.

00:27:36.720 I'm saying in the scope of UFC,

00:27:38.420 I don't know if he was really like,

00:27:39.740 he was a top 10 middleweight fighter for like the,

00:27:42.520 like a better part of a decade.

00:27:44.100 Okay.

00:27:44.380 He's going to be in the fucking grave soon.

00:27:47.680 I can tell you that.

00:27:48.960 By the way,

00:27:49.260 I will say knock him out,

00:27:50.460 but fucking crib will to be clear,

00:27:52.260 just being in the UFC period,

00:27:54.020 you're a good fighter.

00:27:54.700 But I mean,

00:27:55.320 when we're,

00:27:55.940 it's like kind of saying someone's a bad,

00:27:57.360 a bad player when you're watching NFL game,

00:27:59.220 it's like,

00:27:59.780 yeah,

00:27:59.940 but by the standards of the people he's playing with.

00:28:02.320 He fought for the belt.

00:28:03.480 I don't know why we're arguing this.

00:28:04.780 He fought for the belt.

00:28:06.040 You can't do that if you're fucking shit.

00:28:08.120 I mean,

00:28:08.520 you can in the female division.

00:28:09.780 That happens a lot.

00:28:10.120 Well,

00:28:10.260 that's different.

00:28:10.900 We're not talking about women.

00:28:11.820 Dude,

00:28:12.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:28:12.540 There's some amazing women fights that are just like insanely mismatched.

00:28:15.680 You'll see like literal,

00:28:16.780 like champion,

00:28:18.100 like championship bouts where it'll be like some amazing female fighter and just some fucking scrub that looks like she took a few Tybo classes.

00:28:25.340 There isn't a single female fighter that Crip doesn't house in the first round.

00:28:28.320 Just be straight up.

00:28:30.980 Smack him with your dick.

00:28:32.260 And you're saying that we're not talking about women,

00:28:34.940 but he's a little bitch right now.

00:28:38.600 So you guys want to give Spud another chance?

00:28:42.460 She said she dropped,

00:28:43.260 she said she dropped another one.

00:28:45.100 If there's a better one,

00:28:46.160 then fucking read it.

00:28:47.000 But that shit's TLDR.

00:28:48.020 Is there another one in there?

00:28:49.100 Is there another one that Spud sent?

00:28:50.460 Because she,

00:28:50.940 she's a sign of good faith.

00:28:52.740 We all,

00:28:53.120 we do love Spud.

00:28:54.860 She might be one of the most racist women I've ever met.

00:28:58.280 But go ahead.

00:28:59.040 Racist is a woman after my own heart.

00:29:05.320 So it looks like she just apologized for coming across as snarky when she meant it just to be funny.

00:29:12.880 Just so she knows,

00:29:14.220 we were also fucking around.

00:29:15.500 But don't make me drop the bit.

00:29:17.580 You're a fucking woman,

00:29:18.400 and I don't care what you have to say.

00:29:19.660 Now read her fucking comment.

00:29:22.220 I think that was it.

00:29:23.420 That was it.

00:29:24.140 That's it.

00:29:24.840 Fuck me.

00:29:25.160 I'm sorry.

00:29:26.820 Okay.

00:29:27.860 She's apologizing for being a woman,

00:29:29.880 I guess.

00:29:30.420 That's awesome.

00:29:31.260 That's the rarest thing.

00:29:32.940 You got an actual woman to apologize to her.

00:29:37.120 Oh,

00:29:37.400 yeah.

00:29:37.760 That's insane.

00:29:38.880 You guys are fine.

00:29:40.000 You're fine here.

00:29:40.980 They respect the fucking strong arm,

00:29:43.240 you know.

00:29:43.640 That's right.

00:29:43.860 You guys have been listening to Andrew Tate,

00:29:45.540 I can tell you.

00:29:46.420 Fuck yeah,

00:29:47.000 dude.

00:29:47.320 Only the more disabled Andrew Tate,

00:29:49.240 actually.

00:29:49.500 That's me,

00:29:50.080 baby.

00:29:54.700 That's me,

00:29:55.440 baby.

00:29:56.920 Dude,

00:29:57.500 I remember the first time I saw Andrew Tate on YMH,

00:30:00.660 and just like being like,

00:30:01.980 this fucking,

00:30:02.820 like,

00:30:03.040 it was just so,

00:30:04.420 like,

00:30:04.740 what he was doing back then.

00:30:06.520 This was like three years ago,

00:30:07.860 I think it was.

00:30:08.720 And it was just the,

00:30:09.700 like,

00:30:11.780 I get,

00:30:12.580 he was like,

00:30:13.040 that was when he was going,

00:30:13.840 I get two coffees every morning,

00:30:15.560 and I tell my bitch to give it to me,

00:30:17.460 and I don't even drink one of them.

00:30:18.960 I just sit it out,

00:30:19.720 and just let it sit there.

00:30:21.280 It's a power play.

00:30:22.400 It's more of a power play

00:30:23.600 if you throw the hot coffee on you.

00:30:25.040 No,

00:30:25.240 he was like,

00:30:25.760 I make her make me two cups of coffee,

00:30:27.440 I only drink one of them,

00:30:28.440 the other one I set out,

00:30:29.520 and I leave it there,

00:30:30.520 and then she has to clean it up.

00:30:32.160 Just so you know,

00:30:33.760 Cole,

00:30:33.900 this is how fucking parabolic his career has been.

00:30:36.780 That was almost exactly one year ago

00:30:38.960 that he was on.

00:30:39.640 Yeah.

00:30:39.940 No,

00:30:40.260 no,

00:30:40.480 it's not.

00:30:41.300 It's insane.

00:30:42.420 I swear to you.

00:30:43.360 Dude,

00:30:43.680 I was,

00:30:44.060 I was,

00:30:44.320 it was like three years ago.

00:30:45.700 It was 13 months ago.

00:30:48.280 Shit,

00:30:48.460 you're not.

00:30:48.980 I was,

00:30:49.300 I was emulating Andrew Tate

00:30:50.740 when I pissed on the floor

00:30:51.720 and made a woman clean it up,

00:30:52.940 so.

00:30:55.040 How many followers did he have back then?

00:30:57.760 He was,

00:30:58.440 he had already blown up

00:30:59.220 because TikTok is where he like,

00:31:00.660 really took over the world.

00:31:03.380 I know that doesn't make any sense.

00:31:04.560 And that was the same time

00:31:05.500 when he was talking about like,

00:31:06.980 my card never gets declined.

00:31:08.660 He's like,

00:31:08.860 I take bitches out

00:31:09.700 and I pay for everything

00:31:10.600 because my card never gets declined.

00:31:12.520 Crip,

00:31:12.900 I have a serious question for you,

00:31:14.200 man.

00:31:14.780 Yeah.

00:31:15.240 Say that he is trafficking these women,

00:31:17.780 right?

00:31:18.140 Say that they're,

00:31:18.940 they're against their will,

00:31:19.480 but they like,

00:31:20.080 he got them there on false pretenses,

00:31:22.240 but like,

00:31:22.780 they're free to go,

00:31:23.760 theoretically.

00:31:23.940 That's just smart,

00:31:24.460 really.

00:31:24.820 Yeah,

00:31:25.020 yeah.

00:31:25.180 Is there,

00:31:25.720 is there anything wrong with it?

00:31:29.800 Why would there be anything wrong with it?

00:31:33.300 Not his fault,

00:31:34.240 bitches are easy to lie to.

00:31:37.080 Define trafficking.

00:31:38.080 Let this be a lesson to the women out there.

00:31:40.800 Don't do dumb shit.

00:31:42.240 And you won't up and end up in fucking Andrew Tate's lair.

00:31:44.900 Some dude's like,

00:31:45.560 Hey,

00:31:45.700 come to Romania and we'll just,

00:31:47.060 you know,

00:31:47.260 film you showing your titties every now and then.

00:31:48.980 It'll be all great.

00:31:49.720 Like,

00:31:49.960 I don't know,

00:31:50.300 maybe,

00:31:50.460 maybe a little skepticism.

00:31:52.540 I don't know.

00:31:53.140 Yeah.

00:31:53.660 Yeah.

00:31:54.540 And if there's 20 of them in a single house and he's saying that he loves you to all of them,

00:31:58.800 maybe don't believe him.

00:32:00.060 Yeah.

00:32:00.160 I mean,

00:32:00.340 when the guy looks like an actual walking penis,

00:32:04.100 that's your red flag.

00:32:06.120 And then when he has a gay little,

00:32:08.600 not even full on,

00:32:10.020 but like semi-British accent,

00:32:12.700 gay.

00:32:13.300 Oh yeah.

00:32:14.040 That was the best thing about why I mentioned they were like,

00:32:16.860 is this a fake accent?

00:32:18.280 Is this guy just putting it on?

00:32:21.260 He does kind of,

00:32:22.280 he has like a British accent,

00:32:23.540 but he's also,

00:32:24.240 I think it's masked with a speech impediment.

00:32:26.040 So you have no idea what's going on.

00:32:27.240 So it's,

00:32:27.520 it's just double retardation.

00:32:29.360 It's just stacked on top of each other.

00:32:32.040 Retard squared.

00:32:33.360 Hey,

00:32:33.620 Andrew,

00:32:34.020 Andrew Tate,

00:32:34.520 if you're watching this right now,

00:32:36.020 let,

00:32:36.440 let it be known.

00:32:37.000 The gauntlet has been thrown.

00:32:38.100 Crypt Daddy will challenge you in the ring.

00:32:39.360 He looks like a shaved chimp.

00:32:41.140 That's what he looks like.

00:32:42.480 He is a goofy motherfucker.

00:32:44.380 Like if he wasn't who he is,

00:32:45.980 I'd be like,

00:32:46.460 this guy's fucking goofy as fuck.

00:32:49.000 Well,

00:32:49.120 he used to like fucking work at like fast food.

00:32:51.840 Like that's,

00:32:52.220 apparently that's like the store.

00:32:53.580 I think it was either him or his brother.

00:32:55.020 I thought,

00:32:55.460 was it?

00:32:55.720 Yeah.

00:32:55.880 Like they used to like,

00:32:56.660 that's how I got my start.

00:32:57.820 What's wrong with that?

00:32:58.860 Yeah,

00:32:59.040 no,

00:32:59.220 that's true.

00:32:59.640 We also,

00:33:00.080 Oh no,

00:33:00.260 we had a normal job once.

00:33:02.160 I looked at Wendy's when I was 15 and a half.

00:33:04.360 Fuck you.

00:33:04.900 That's right.

00:33:05.180 Well,

00:33:05.280 no,

00:33:05.400 this is like,

00:33:05.800 he was like,

00:33:06.200 and now look at you,

00:33:07.360 Clinton.

00:33:08.080 You're really hit the fucking bottom.

00:33:12.640 No,

00:33:13.000 it wasn't,

00:33:14.000 it wasn't Tate.

00:33:14.760 Like for lack of a better term,

00:33:17.480 groomed to be like a chess,

00:33:19.060 like a,

00:33:19.380 an international chess player by his grandmaster father.

00:33:23.500 Yeah.

00:33:23.720 His dad who was in the CIA.

00:33:25.840 Right.

00:33:26.480 Exactly.

00:33:27.120 And died mysteriously of a heart attack.

00:33:29.580 Died suddenly.

00:33:30.700 Yeah.

00:33:31.280 Yeah.

00:33:31.480 This is all,

00:33:32.060 I mean,

00:33:32.220 it's all,

00:33:32.480 it's all a fucking sign up.

00:33:33.620 I mean,

00:33:33.960 and then like,

00:33:34.680 not gonna lie.

00:33:36.760 The whole Eliza versus Tate thing confuses me.

00:33:39.480 Cause it's like,

00:33:40.140 who's the fed?

00:33:40.940 Are they both feds or neither feds?

00:33:42.660 What,

00:33:42.820 what is going on here?

00:33:43.700 I'm just so fucking confused.

00:33:44.980 You know?

00:33:45.220 Well,

00:33:45.580 this,

00:33:45.960 we got the segue going on here,

00:33:47.620 by the way.

00:33:48.080 Yeah.

00:33:48.560 If you could play a video,

00:33:49.840 we have,

00:33:50.720 we are really disappointed in Eliza blue and we're going to explain why.

00:33:53.980 Go ahead and run that video.

00:33:54.820 Also,

00:33:55.180 please,

00:33:55.460 please don't announce the segue.

00:33:57.920 Yeah.

00:33:58.100 I don't know.

00:33:58.620 Don't announce the segue.

00:33:59.600 Faggot.

00:34:00.120 Fucking.

00:34:01.580 Oh,

00:34:02.620 the elevator might close on me.

00:34:04.900 So this is,

00:34:06.660 I think the 90th time that we've been in this elevator.

00:34:09.940 I do want to say,

00:34:10.780 by the way,

00:34:11.200 she looks better now.

00:34:13.140 Like,

00:34:13.340 which is weird.

00:34:14.220 Like,

00:34:14.240 this is like 15 years ago.

00:34:16.660 It's like 15 years ago.

00:34:17.560 She looks better now.

00:34:18.700 It's just because goth bitches are horrible.

00:34:20.580 Yeah.

00:34:21.100 We don't know you.

00:34:23.360 Which one is her?

00:34:24.700 That one right there.

00:34:25.500 Right there.

00:34:26.000 You can tell by the voice.

00:34:27.640 You probably just skip through like halfway through.

00:34:29.460 It's mostly.

00:34:29.760 I don't know.

00:34:30.340 There is a guy.

00:34:31.520 That's Jeffrey.

00:34:32.080 It's coming up.

00:34:32.780 It's coming up.

00:34:33.560 That's Jeffrey.

00:34:34.580 That's Jeffrey.

00:34:35.220 She used to hang out with Jeffrey.

00:34:36.600 All right.

00:34:37.140 Be quiet.

00:34:37.420 Be quiet.

00:34:38.180 My nigga.

00:34:39.400 All right.

00:34:39.780 Hell yeah.

00:34:42.780 Never mind.

00:34:43.660 Never mind.

00:34:44.240 Never mind.

00:34:44.260 I hate this is presented as a gotcha by a lot of people.

00:34:49.380 It's like,

00:34:49.680 who fucking cares?

00:34:51.440 Oh,

00:34:51.640 no,

00:34:51.800 I care.

00:34:52.960 If you're going to go,

00:34:54.500 you go all the way.

00:34:55.860 You don't go hard.

00:34:57.200 A.

00:34:57.720 What is this?

00:34:58.560 Yeah.

00:34:58.800 Elementary school.

00:35:00.060 Yeah.

00:35:00.460 Okay.

00:35:00.920 Everybody say it right now.

00:35:01.980 Go ahead.

00:35:02.320 From,

00:35:02.520 from Toad.

00:35:03.060 We have enough to do a tower.

00:35:06.800 Actually.

00:35:08.000 We could do a tower.

00:35:09.320 What's crazy is she's saying this to a tranny.

00:35:11.720 Like,

00:35:11.860 she's just like,

00:35:12.720 and this whole,

00:35:14.380 like,

00:35:14.620 it was,

00:35:15.180 it was great to see.

00:35:15.920 I mean,

00:35:16.020 cause I sent,

00:35:16.720 uh,

00:35:17.100 like a thread,

00:35:18.420 which Clint was friends with her,

00:35:19.980 but I think you've recently were like,

00:35:21.740 like,

00:35:22.140 nah,

00:35:22.420 fuck it.

00:35:22.760 She's a fucking.

00:35:24.620 Eliza.

00:35:25.220 No,

00:35:25.460 you,

00:35:25.720 Clint.

00:35:25.940 Yeah.

00:35:26.120 To her.

00:35:26.440 He's going to air out shit.

00:35:27.920 What the fuck?

00:35:29.420 He never said that.

00:35:30.660 You retard.

00:35:31.480 Why would you say that?

00:35:33.060 I did not say that.

00:35:34.880 And I still,

00:35:35.540 I'm still unclear as to exactly what the fuck's transpired.

00:35:38.980 So I'm not going to,

00:35:39.780 I'm going to reserve judgment just because I do know her personally.

00:35:42.220 And I,

00:35:42.580 I,

00:35:42.800 I consider her a friend.

00:35:43.980 So I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt until I have like

00:35:46.240 definitive evidence.

00:35:47.440 This is.

00:35:47.840 No,

00:35:47.920 no,

00:35:48.020 no,

00:35:48.120 no.

00:35:48.220 You said that you love her no matter what she stands for.

00:35:51.620 And that no matter what,

00:35:53.020 that you would be by her side.

00:35:56.480 I'm just being straight with you guys.

00:35:57.780 I'm a loyal friend.

00:35:58.540 If fucking like,

00:35:59.400 if it turns out that Cole is actually really smart,

00:36:01.800 I'm not going to fucking,

00:36:02.740 I'm not going to assume that that's true until I have.

00:36:05.340 It'd be so funny to see a red bike.

00:36:07.100 No,

00:36:07.260 this guy's lying.

00:36:08.040 He's not a retarded.

00:36:10.860 I'm like,

00:36:12.460 no,

00:36:12.780 it's not true.

00:36:13.560 We have formal documentation from Mensa with Dave on it.

00:36:17.880 Like,

00:36:18.120 how is this happening?

00:36:18.880 Yeah.

00:36:18.980 What Clint is actually saying is,

00:36:20.540 is don't ruin his chance at theoretical pussy is what he's saying.

00:36:23.940 That is not what he's saying.

00:36:24.800 That's more of my own dog.

00:36:26.080 And listen,

00:36:26.760 listen,

00:36:27.140 I'm just saying that the,

00:36:29.600 the fucking sexual abuse pussy,

00:36:32.480 it goes hard.

00:36:35.500 Has it been,

00:36:36.460 has it been restored in some way?

00:36:39.340 Do we have,

00:36:39.720 do we have pussy reparations on that?

00:36:42.280 Crip always knows,

00:36:43.940 Crip always knows everything about every like internet fucking interdrama shit.

00:36:48.800 Who is Jeffrey star?

00:36:50.340 And why is this a contract?

00:36:51.400 Is he trans?

00:36:52.540 Like what was the makeup?

00:36:53.340 He was like a makeup tranny,

00:36:54.700 right?

00:36:55.380 I don't know.

00:36:55.900 No,

00:36:57.660 he had a makeup company.

00:36:58.660 I believe.

00:36:59.080 Yeah.

00:36:59.280 Yeah.

00:36:59.500 He's renowned for.

00:37:00.440 Yeah.

00:37:00.640 That's why his whole claim to fame at first was my space and like music and shit.

00:37:07.840 Okay.

00:37:08.140 And then it moved into makeup and then the gay community fucking loved him.

00:37:13.860 And then he got involved with Jeffrey.

00:37:16.440 Fucking Shane.

00:37:17.940 Yeah.

00:37:18.320 Jane Charles fucking Shane Dawson.

00:37:21.420 And he just,

00:37:23.220 it's a whole bunch of dumb.

00:37:24.880 And then,

00:37:25.300 and then they all like,

00:37:26.520 I think they all three of them,

00:37:27.960 James Charles,

00:37:28.680 him and Shane Dawson all got like turned on type of pedo charges.

00:37:34.240 It's something like,

00:37:34.840 or something like there was all that.

00:37:36.080 A lot of accusations.

00:37:37.520 Yes.

00:37:38.180 Okay.

00:37:39.020 Okay.

00:37:39.460 So we don't know anything about that.

00:37:41.000 Cause I think that,

00:37:41.960 that would be an interesting angle.

00:37:43.060 If like,

00:37:43.880 if that's actually the trafficking that she witnessed was by him,

00:37:47.740 I'd be like,

00:37:48.240 what?

00:37:48.540 That,

00:37:49.080 that would be hilarious.

00:37:50.220 That is actually something people have said.

00:37:53.600 Oh,

00:37:53.760 interesting.

00:37:54.240 Okay.

00:37:54.440 I was just thinking that's been thrown out there.

00:37:56.520 Okay.

00:37:57.060 Okay.

00:37:57.360 It's all just projections.

00:37:58.400 She was a Jelaine Maxwell of Jeffrey.

00:38:01.060 Holy shit.

00:38:01.980 That'd be crazy.

00:38:05.260 I will say though,

00:38:06.600 on that whole thing,

00:38:07.780 like I,

00:38:08.380 I haven't seen anything that suggests other,

00:38:10.720 cause the whole thing was,

00:38:11.460 she threatened to sue some people over sharing,

00:38:15.340 you know,

00:38:15.760 what she said was like,

00:38:17.560 you know,

00:38:18.340 what,

00:38:18.560 what was the word she's saying?

00:38:19.320 It wasn't a consensual shit.

00:38:21.100 She wanted out,

00:38:22.500 but it was like,

00:38:23.020 supposedly from a public music video,

00:38:25.800 which I'm not gonna lie.

00:38:26.840 I've seen a long time ago.

00:38:28.240 Good shit.

00:38:28.780 Um,

00:38:29.820 but,

00:38:30.160 um,

00:38:30.560 I think your personal words were,

00:38:32.960 uh,

00:38:33.260 I beat off to it at least three times.

00:38:35.020 No,

00:38:35.400 at least twice.

00:38:36.120 At least twice.

00:38:36.540 A little story here.

00:38:37.360 I did,

00:38:37.700 I did like some artwork for Eliza a while ago and I was looking for references for her face.

00:38:42.240 And I used the reference from that.

00:38:43.740 I'm sorry,

00:38:46.540 Eliza.

00:38:47.140 It is what it is.

00:38:48.160 I'm liable.

00:38:49.140 You sent me a bad one.

00:38:50.440 Yeah.

00:38:50.820 Well,

00:38:51.060 the only thing that would save it for me is if like,

00:38:54.380 come to find out there was something else that was like,

00:38:56.760 no,

00:38:57.000 they actually shared that,

00:38:58.060 but I don't think anything's come out to be the opposite.

00:39:01.120 And I can say this is stupid and still think the other shit she's doing good is good.

00:39:05.300 This is just retarded.

00:39:06.220 Well,

00:39:06.380 let me,

00:39:06.720 let me,

00:39:07.160 let me say what my major gripe is here.

00:39:09.120 And I think this will surprise people.

00:39:10.800 Maybe not.

00:39:11.240 I don't honestly care if she lied about her backstory and then went on to try and help people.

00:39:17.280 But what I do care about is that her trying to hide her backstory has now led to the suspension of a bunch of high profile people that right,

00:39:25.200 that rightfully should not have been suspended.

00:39:28.080 And I think that the fact that she pushed for that is reprehensible.

00:39:31.480 Honestly,

00:39:32.000 like that,

00:39:32.360 that to me is the worst thing she's done.

00:39:34.420 Yeah,

00:39:34.580 I agree.

00:39:35.120 I don't give a shit about her past.

00:39:37.180 That's the only thing I care about that.

00:39:38.300 She's like threatening legal action and got people kicked off.

00:39:40.560 Well,

00:39:40.760 especially if you're espousing libertarian ideals,

00:39:43.280 it's like,

00:39:43.620 it's terrible.

00:39:44.080 Do you think she smashed Elon guys?

00:39:47.020 Yes or no?

00:39:48.080 I think there's a chance.

00:39:49.500 That traffic pussy goes hard,

00:39:50.720 apparently.

00:39:51.360 She smashes like a button,

00:39:53.300 man.

00:39:53.760 Well,

00:39:54.020 I'm telling you,

00:39:55.040 it put me up in the wheelchair.

00:40:01.100 We finally got the real origin story.

00:40:03.080 I love it.

00:40:03.620 You got fucked by Eliza blue back in 2008.

00:40:07.960 That's right.

00:40:08.620 She blew him.

00:40:09.520 She fucking blew.

00:40:11.100 She broke me,

00:40:12.320 dude.

00:40:15.040 It's,

00:40:15.580 it's just,

00:40:16.320 she's killing better men.

00:40:18.220 It is funny to me,

00:40:19.160 just the whole situation.

00:40:20.420 I just find it really funny because it's just like,

00:40:22.620 uh,

00:40:23.420 if she did just lie about all of it,

00:40:25.100 it's just like a perfect grift.

00:40:26.600 Like honestly,

00:40:27.300 good for you for a woman getting to that point where she's like,

00:40:30.360 like,

00:40:31.460 you know,

00:40:32.600 hobnobbing it with fucking Elon.

00:40:34.540 Like you got to the top.

00:40:36.780 You made it.

00:40:37.500 That's a lot of it.

00:40:38.600 Her biggest error error for one,

00:40:40.320 obviously was the threatening thing and like freaking out about that.

00:40:43.240 She honestly should have never brought up her backstory.

00:40:45.440 Maybe slightly alluded to it.

00:40:47.320 Like this is like,

00:40:48.580 say it's assuming it's completely bullshit or even if it's not bullshit,

00:40:51.280 she probably,

00:40:51.820 I think she never should have referenced it at all or not reference it,

00:40:54.660 but never should have like really gone into it.

00:40:56.860 Or if someone tried to ask her about it,

00:40:58.100 be like,

00:40:58.540 Hey,

00:40:58.640 that's not important.

00:40:59.400 What's important is the work I'm doing.

00:41:00.720 And just kind of like side skirt it or full on a hundred percent receipts.

00:41:04.400 It's got to be one extreme or the other.

00:41:06.000 I disagree because there's no way that,

00:41:08.060 that anyone would have like been so interested in speaking to her for all

00:41:11.000 these years.

00:41:11.400 If she didn't have the backstory to add to the credence of what she was

00:41:15.520 trying to convey.

00:41:16.280 So she didn't really give a back story wrong.

00:41:18.260 You're both looking wrong.

00:41:19.000 You said I was trafficked and that was it.

00:41:22.040 Like here's what she needed to do.

00:41:23.900 was to open an only fans and explain her story on only fans.

00:41:29.340 But then it's just like,

00:41:30.680 I am trapped myself now.

00:41:33.240 Whoa.

00:41:34.140 Yeah.

00:41:34.800 And all women can use now and go to my buddy,

00:41:38.780 Andrew Tate.

00:41:39.560 He'll get you set up.

00:41:41.060 Then told could actually make this circuits on podcast as the world's

00:41:45.200 leading expert on every only fans girl.

00:41:47.860 That's right.

00:41:48.700 You,

00:41:48.880 by the way,

00:41:49.100 there is a guy out there that actually is that.

00:41:51.040 And I want to meet that band.

00:41:52.720 And actually,

00:41:53.360 by the way,

00:41:53.680 Toad,

00:41:54.020 it's good to meet you.

00:41:55.820 Can we get this guy on the show?

00:41:59.660 Let's get him on the show.

00:42:01.140 Didn't we have a,

00:42:02.140 some video?

00:42:03.180 I have a surprise actually,

00:42:04.360 because now that we're all hating on Toad.

00:42:06.260 But so we,

00:42:07.760 we were in the group chat this morning.

00:42:09.560 Yeah.

00:42:10.060 Cole.

00:42:10.560 And we were talking about like things that we would do to call due to

00:42:14.260 Toad,

00:42:14.780 because we just like,

00:42:16.360 and there's no offense to you,

00:42:17.660 Toad.

00:42:17.940 We like you,

00:42:18.500 but I mean,

00:42:18.920 when you say things,

00:42:19.720 I really,

00:42:20.500 really bothers me.

00:42:23.040 So a little diggy,

00:42:24.160 could you just go ahead and pull up this graphic?

00:42:25.720 And this is going to be a little quick game that we play real quick.

00:42:28.200 We'll go around the horn.

00:42:29.700 And we're going to all,

00:42:32.460 so the name of the game is kill Toad.

00:42:35.860 I look pretty bad-ass as the bride there.

00:42:38.540 I'm not going to lie.

00:42:39.360 You're just making it worse for yourself.

00:42:40.800 So let's go around the horn.

00:42:42.600 And in,

00:42:43.900 in the,

00:42:44.360 in the case that Toad does get murdered,

00:42:46.860 we're all going to have,

00:42:47.720 you know,

00:42:47.980 documented witness right,

00:42:49.540 right here.

00:42:50.180 So it'll come back to if,

00:42:51.500 if he's murdered in this way.

00:42:52.480 And my,

00:42:52.960 my way of killing Toad,

00:42:54.300 as I said in the group chat is I would hang him by his underwear up.

00:42:57.140 Up like,

00:42:58.240 like just give him a wedgie.

00:42:59.240 And then I'd cut him between his,

00:43:00.480 his toes.

00:43:01.380 That's an atomic wedgie.

00:43:02.700 I believe.

00:43:03.200 Yes.

00:43:03.500 I cut,

00:43:03.960 I cut between his toes and let him bleed out like that.

00:43:06.240 Like a,

00:43:06.520 like a pig for hours until he died.

00:43:09.400 And then,

00:43:10.060 and then I take his blood and I'd spin it into a centrifuge and I'd cure

00:43:13.520 autism.

00:43:14.340 That's how I'd do it.

00:43:16.280 So whoever wants to go next,

00:43:18.960 you can go next,

00:43:19.680 but I'm sure we've all fantasized about it.

00:43:21.540 So let's go.

00:43:22.000 Well,

00:43:22.240 I know what Cole said in the chat.

00:43:24.180 I don't know.

00:43:24.340 Oh yeah.

00:43:24.660 I said,

00:43:25.140 I was straight up a claw hammer to the,

00:43:27.140 the head while you're,

00:43:28.160 it was just quick and easy.

00:43:30.800 By the way,

00:43:31.720 this,

00:43:31.960 this all started because I said that the contortionist is a good band.

00:43:38.240 I've seen them twice,

00:43:39.620 bro.

00:43:39.940 We,

00:43:40.240 we do not deal with a descent very well.

00:43:42.780 And you,

00:43:43.400 you tend to dissent more often than most.

00:43:46.500 It was just like for every bad joke,

00:43:48.500 I will smack you in the head with the claw hammer.

00:43:50.220 Just like,

00:43:50.760 just like,

00:43:50.780 just bam.

00:43:51.840 He just had no head left.

00:43:53.200 He just had no head left.

00:43:54.600 I would just have mice and men,

00:43:55.960 him,

00:43:56.240 you know,

00:43:56.420 kind of like under the back,

00:43:57.340 you know,

00:43:57.540 kind of deal.

00:43:58.380 But I would like,

00:43:59.200 instead of being like,

00:44:00.140 Hey,

00:44:00.320 just look at the flowers.

00:44:01.740 Yeah.

00:44:02.080 Lenny,

00:44:02.420 like all Lenny stuff.

00:44:03.460 Instead of the look of the flowers or whatever the fuck.

00:44:05.280 Well,

00:44:05.420 I am that retarded.

00:44:07.040 Shut the fuck up.

00:44:07.880 All right.

00:44:08.120 But I would insult his betting and just let him spurg and that would distract him.

00:44:15.720 Oh,

00:44:16.300 that'd be great.

00:44:16.880 Just like put them just like,

00:44:19.020 Hey,

00:44:20.800 toad,

00:44:21.200 what do you think about like Kansas city and the Bengals?

00:44:23.880 I really think the Bengals are going to win.

00:44:25.240 And I bet them on the money line.

00:44:26.780 He goes,

00:44:27.200 all right,

00:44:27.440 this is what I want to say about that.

00:44:28.360 You just blam.

00:44:29.040 My plan is,

00:44:32.500 it's very reminiscent to fight club where I don't want to destroy something beautiful,

00:44:38.120 obviously,

00:44:38.500 but I do want to like mount him and then just ground and pound.

00:44:42.340 And,

00:44:42.560 but I don't want anyone to pull me off.

00:44:43.680 And I just want to do that.

00:44:44.700 Until he expires.

00:44:47.540 I can pound his face.

00:44:49.220 I know you don't know.

00:44:50.980 No,

00:44:51.040 no,

00:44:51.220 shut up.

00:44:51.780 I'm saying,

00:44:52.300 I know you don't know very well,

00:44:54.200 but how would you kill him?

00:44:55.240 Let's say you had functioning body parts.

00:44:56.700 What would you do?

00:44:57.640 Oh,

00:44:57.860 I know enough to want him to die.

00:45:02.840 I don't have functioning body parts.

00:45:04.960 I probably do what they did to like all those,

00:45:09.840 uh,

00:45:10.680 the terrorists back in the day.

00:45:12.140 And I just put you in a cell and just play the most loud,

00:45:17.020 dumb shit.

00:45:17.580 music and just let you,

00:45:20.560 and let you slowly go and say,

00:45:22.920 Tom Woods house,

00:45:24.080 but except it probably would be like,

00:45:26.460 uh,

00:45:27.640 Amy Schumer and Leslie Jones's podcast.

00:45:30.380 Oh my God.

00:45:33.520 That is way harsher than I expected.

00:45:37.020 This is the only thing I think maybe that you can do also is before he goes in there,

00:45:41.640 you just give him a blood transfusion.

00:45:43.300 So he gets whatever you got.

00:45:44.460 And so he also has to slowly can't even like you just,

00:45:48.120 every day you get a little bit more and more.

00:45:50.780 Well,

00:45:51.180 like a part over like,

00:45:53.400 yeah.

00:45:53.800 So I'd have whatever that paralysis is and AIDS on top of that.

00:45:57.060 Holy shit.

00:45:57.600 And the AIDS.

00:45:58.200 Yeah.

00:45:58.480 And the AIDS.

00:46:00.100 Um,

00:46:00.480 tell your mom,

00:46:01.300 tell your mom.

00:46:01.800 Thank you for that.

00:46:02.500 By the way.

00:46:04.220 Yeah.

00:46:04.900 We still have one more.

00:46:06.100 So toad,

00:46:06.860 if you,

00:46:07.300 if you're going to kill yourself,

00:46:09.100 how are you going to do it?

00:46:12.320 Well,

00:46:12.900 man,

00:46:13.460 I've told us the truth.

00:46:15.020 I've thought about,

00:46:15.840 we know you've thought about this.

00:46:18.740 Every day.

00:46:20.920 Every day.

00:46:22.140 Like the first hour of my,

00:46:24.120 of my daily ritual.

00:46:25.320 Every day I get closer and closer and it's,

00:46:27.380 you know,

00:46:27.580 it kind of alternates between like,

00:46:29.700 am I going to go over to that bridge over there and jump off of it?

00:46:32.280 Where one,

00:46:33.140 one point I was standing on that bridge,

00:46:34.840 watching the fireworks and this carload of women drove by and yelled,

00:46:38.260 don't do it.

00:46:39.180 We should,

00:46:41.300 we should go around,

00:46:42.220 we should go around the horn and talk about how we would kill ourselves.

00:46:45.320 Cause this is actually something I've thought about before.

00:46:47.600 I actually have a pretty decent one.

00:46:49.280 I feel like it requires a little bit of explanation.

00:46:51.800 Cause this is specifically something I crafted while I was in the military.

00:46:55.140 Uh,

00:46:55.980 fucking like,

00:46:56.980 it's the source of my power.

00:47:02.340 I used to work in an aircraft hangar and I'd fucking like,

00:47:06.020 we would take the aircraft completely apart,

00:47:07.920 inspect it,

00:47:08.400 blah,

00:47:08.560 blah.

00:47:09.060 And on our specific aircraft,

00:47:10.960 there's this thing called the boom on the back and you take it off.

00:47:13.000 And when you take it off,

00:47:13.640 there's this like thing that normally hoists the boom up and down.

00:47:17.260 It's this big metal cable,

00:47:18.320 but it looks like a noose.

00:47:19.380 And what I always wanted to do is like figure out a way.

00:47:22.500 And I can't remember how I thought of it before to raise the boom.

00:47:26.320 Cause like you would raise it and it would like hang you.

00:47:28.460 But what I would do before is go and open all the fuel sumps on the

00:47:31.620 aircraft.

00:47:32.360 And that like,

00:47:33.160 so that way,

00:47:33.640 cause it's a tanker.

00:47:34.500 It's like literally holds a fuck load of gas and then just like rig some

00:47:37.860 sort of fire thing.

00:47:38.760 So that way,

00:47:39.360 and like do the MacGruber thing where you like duct tape your hands like

00:47:42.440 this.

00:47:43.000 And so that way,

00:47:43.920 like there's this ominous thing that when they were,

00:47:46.480 they respond,

00:47:47.040 there's this guy hanging that's pretty bad ass,

00:47:52.860 but you know,

00:47:53.320 that's one of the most graphic fucking things I've ever heard.

00:47:58.060 Way more creative than mine.

00:47:59.260 Mine's obviously.

00:48:00.000 So the intrusive thought of just driving into oncoming traffic,

00:48:02.680 I get that all the time.

00:48:03.640 Oh,

00:48:03.980 but I'm like,

00:48:05.040 if I'm really going to do it,

00:48:06.660 I would just like take my shotgun out to that lake back there.

00:48:09.060 And I know there's gators back there and I would like walk like halfway

00:48:11.580 in and just boom.

00:48:12.620 And that would be that.

00:48:13.360 No one ever find me.

00:48:14.300 They find the gun.

00:48:14.980 You'd fall in and get eaten by the gators.

00:48:17.220 Yes.

00:48:17.500 You'd disappear.

00:48:18.260 I really liked the,

00:48:19.740 uh,

00:48:20.300 the idea of the intrusive thoughts of driving because it kind of can get

00:48:24.420 suicide by cop.

00:48:25.600 So just go to a major city and then just fucking go to a sidewalk,

00:48:30.780 drive 40 miles an hour,

00:48:32.080 whatever it is.

00:48:32.800 And then just start nice.

00:48:33.920 France,

00:48:34.500 for example,

00:48:35.140 destroy like 18 people and get the cops come after you and then just pull

00:48:39.360 out a gun and then get five stars.

00:48:41.040 Yeah.

00:48:41.520 Yeah.

00:48:41.720 You get five stars of DTA and then just pull out a gun and then just

00:48:45.560 watch this sit there and just,

00:48:47.140 just like fucking like the end of Red Dead Redemption.

00:48:50.320 Like that's what I want.

00:48:50.920 That's what I want right there.

00:48:51.780 And your white privilege comes in and they won't kill you.

00:48:55.840 They bring you to Burger King instead.

00:48:58.960 They're like,

00:48:59.100 Oh dude,

00:48:59.740 no,

00:48:59.880 no,

00:49:00.000 no.

00:49:00.080 You gotta go,

00:49:00.540 you gotta go chocolate body.

00:49:02.800 You gotta go chocolate body just to make sure that they take you out.

00:49:04.700 I was thinking,

00:49:07.140 you know,

00:49:07.960 honestly mine would get the secret service called.

00:49:10.160 So I'm just going to say that it would take place at the world economic forum.

00:49:13.500 And you will remember my name forever.

00:49:15.600 Yeah.

00:49:15.780 You see,

00:49:16.100 I was,

00:49:16.620 I was going to say you guys are squandering an opportunity.

00:49:19.960 No,

00:49:20.440 I was,

00:49:21.180 I was literally about to say the same thing as Clint.

00:49:23.620 And it was going to be something involving a suicide by Davos.

00:49:28.080 I was like,

00:49:29.380 if Clint was a suicide bomber,

00:49:31.460 it would just be another psyop from the feds.

00:49:33.780 Like that's true.

00:49:35.240 That's true.

00:49:35.580 You guys would be so convinced that I was a fed at that point.

00:49:37.940 we always knew it.

00:49:40.040 We always knew it.

00:49:40.820 Like,

00:49:41.060 wait,

00:49:41.360 wait,

00:49:41.580 they just let Clint in.

00:49:43.220 What?

00:49:44.020 I mean,

00:49:44.300 Jose would do an eight part,

00:49:45.940 uh,

00:49:46.420 uh,

00:49:47.040 documentary series on a podcast about how like all this fed stuff.

00:49:51.220 The truth about Clint Russell.

00:49:53.620 Oh fuck.

00:49:54.800 This is,

00:49:55.240 this was a really dark,

00:49:56.280 but kind of uplifting.

00:49:57.440 And you know what?

00:49:58.300 I know.

00:49:59.240 Crip,

00:49:59.480 you have these thoughts.

00:50:00.300 Let us know.

00:50:00.760 Come on.

00:50:01.140 Let us.

00:50:02.700 Honestly,

00:50:03.200 honestly,

00:50:03.600 God,

00:50:03.860 I've been wanting to go to a state because I could definitely qualify for

00:50:09.380 assisted suicide.

00:50:10.680 And they do it with like pills.

00:50:12.640 They just have a little suicide pill and they don't like give it to you

00:50:16.940 there and like make you take it.

00:50:19.160 You there have the pill and it's up to you.

00:50:22.360 You can do it whenever you want.

00:50:23.860 Oh,

00:50:24.180 you know,

00:50:24.580 so it's an option and I would keep it with me at any given moment.

00:50:29.780 And I would never tell anybody when I was going to do it.

00:50:32.560 And I would deliberately wait for like this,

00:50:35.600 a really annoying moment.

00:50:36.900 Like,

00:50:37.760 Hey mom,

00:50:38.100 did you grab the fucking pizza rolls?

00:50:40.100 You didn't know?

00:50:40.940 Fuck this.

00:50:45.120 If you guys seen the fed thing,

00:50:47.080 like,

00:50:47.260 I don't remember where I've heard this for,

00:50:48.440 but it was like a thing.

00:50:49.160 The old feds,

00:50:49.620 where they have like a cyanide pill in their teeth.

00:50:51.620 Yeah,

00:50:51.640 yeah,

00:50:51.760 yeah,

00:50:51.960 yeah,

00:50:52.160 yeah.

00:50:53.080 The only thing I asked,

00:50:54.820 I've never asked you of anything,

00:50:55.860 but if you do do that,

00:50:56.740 please do it on this podcast.

00:50:57.920 Like just do it in the beginning.

00:50:59.100 I absolutely watch.

00:51:00.260 No,

00:51:00.620 the only other time.

00:51:01.280 I've been thinking about it the entire time.

00:51:02.840 Do like a filming for a,

00:51:05.320 for a comedy special.

00:51:06.560 And that's how you end the special.

00:51:08.180 All right,

00:51:08.680 guys,

00:51:09.400 it's been a night.

00:51:11.200 You know what'd be dope?

00:51:12.280 You know how Chris Rock is doing the first ever live stream on Netflix?

00:51:15.080 If you did that,

00:51:16.860 that'd be fucking incredible.

00:51:17.920 Or it would get numbers,

00:51:20.080 dude.

00:51:20.440 Second,

00:51:20.800 second best option.

00:51:22.500 Honest,

00:51:22.820 honest opinion.

00:51:23.460 Second best option.

00:51:24.640 You do it.

00:51:26.400 I'm going to say an hour and 20 into your first Joe Rogan experience appearance.

00:51:30.760 Like that would be so fucking funny.

00:51:33.000 I would never,

00:51:33.680 I would never stop laughing.

00:51:34.820 I might,

00:51:35.060 I might be putting a stain of silent how hard it would be.

00:51:36.960 It's funny to think about these pills now.

00:51:38.340 Cause it's like a,

00:51:39.320 you ever,

00:51:39.600 you guys ever fuck around with Viagra or like a blue,

00:51:42.820 blue shoe or something?

00:51:43.440 I don't need that shit.

00:51:44.260 I'm good,

00:51:44.740 man.

00:51:45.200 Yeah.

00:51:45.540 We know you don't.

00:51:46.300 I can get it up,

00:51:46.820 dude.

00:51:47.400 You guys are fucking gay.

00:51:49.100 Everybody knows a little bit longer.

00:51:51.580 I've literally never tried it ever in my life.

00:51:53.520 I don't know.

00:51:54.200 Oh,

00:51:54.400 it's fine.

00:51:54.540 You know why?

00:51:55.140 Cause fucking,

00:51:55.820 uh,

00:51:56.120 you never hear about ED with unmarried dudes.

00:51:58.700 So yeah,

00:51:59.740 that's true.

00:52:00.120 But I mean,

00:52:00.680 it's one of those things where if,

00:52:01.760 if you just like fucking around with it,

00:52:03.340 you take it and you're like,

00:52:04.500 I don't know how long this is going to take to kick in.

00:52:06.300 And you're trying to time it like not,

00:52:07.860 not the Cialis stuff,

00:52:08.840 but like the Viagra type,

00:52:10.200 the one that like has a fixed time that it'll,

00:52:12.360 it's kind of like that.

00:52:14.060 Like you got these pills.

00:52:14.960 You're like,

00:52:15.180 I wonder how long it'll be.

00:52:16.520 Almost like an edible too.

00:52:17.700 So it'd be really funny if he takes one and like an hour later,

00:52:19.860 it's like,

00:52:19.960 I don't even think he takes another one and he can just die twice.

00:52:22.780 Yeah.

00:52:23.180 He can really die.

00:52:24.020 He's extra dead.

00:52:29.080 Oh,

00:52:29.480 fuck.

00:52:30.920 Honestly,

00:52:31.460 I think the special.

00:52:32.520 He takes it twice and he's alive again.

00:52:34.280 You're like,

00:52:34.460 yeah.

00:52:35.200 You just wind up in the ER with a,

00:52:40.080 an uncontrollable,

00:52:41.220 uncontrollable boner that doesn't go away.

00:52:44.860 Although I would say if Crip ever did just go to Canada at all,

00:52:49.400 they would immediately assist suicide because they were like,

00:52:52.540 I mean,

00:52:52.780 they would be like,

00:52:53.300 this guy has to go.

00:52:54.580 Like he's disabled.

00:52:56.620 Immediately.

00:52:57.100 Like just against his own will.

00:52:59.120 Just go.

00:52:59.560 I don't understand how they let Ricky be alive this long.

00:53:04.240 That's a good point.

00:53:04.900 Is he in Canada?

00:53:05.500 He's Canadian.

00:53:06.600 He's like,

00:53:09.000 it's scary that they let him go this long.

00:53:11.820 Yeah.

00:53:11.920 If there was one person that ought to be assisted with suicide,

00:53:14.660 it's Ricky Burwood.

00:53:15.540 Honestly,

00:53:16.100 it should be,

00:53:16.540 it should have been a late term abortion,

00:53:18.240 like a really late term,

00:53:19.180 10,

00:53:19.780 15.

00:53:20.280 I don't care.

00:53:22.340 If,

00:53:22.740 if Crip were to go to Canada,

00:53:24.240 they would actually force a suicide.

00:53:26.600 I mean,

00:53:26.680 cause you have to be vaxxed to get in.

00:53:28.900 Yeah,

00:53:29.280 it's true.

00:53:30.240 No,

00:53:30.740 not anymore.

00:53:31.220 It's been forever.

00:53:32.280 I got it like the beginning.

00:53:34.260 And I said,

00:53:34.920 I'm so glad we did that segment.

00:53:36.860 So I actually told one of my friends,

00:53:39.140 they were like,

00:53:39.440 Oh,

00:53:39.560 you're on a podcast.

00:53:40.300 And I was like,

00:53:40.880 yeah,

00:53:41.040 yeah.

00:53:41.160 Tower gang.

00:53:41.560 You should watch.

00:53:42.140 We're going to have this dude on.

00:53:43.120 He's like,

00:53:43.480 he's in a wheelchair.

00:53:44.160 He's like really funny.

00:53:45.160 That old,

00:53:45.600 Oh,

00:53:45.720 that guy,

00:53:46.120 Ricky.

00:53:46.940 And I was like,

00:53:47.400 no,

00:53:48.900 no,

00:53:49.160 we're not that cool.

00:53:50.620 It's another guy.

00:53:51.560 You'd never heard of him.

00:53:52.440 Cool.

00:53:52.780 I don't even want fucking Ricky on the show.

00:53:54.300 Are you kidding me?

00:53:55.140 He wouldn't do it.

00:53:56.200 I promise.

00:53:56.740 He wouldn't do it.

00:53:57.660 Good.

00:53:58.120 He's a little bit of a,

00:53:59.320 what we,

00:54:00.300 we in the industry call a faggot.

00:54:05.880 I mean,

00:54:06.440 I'm not up on the comedy jargon.

00:54:08.980 So yeah,

00:54:09.420 I know it's a,

00:54:09.960 it's a turn.

00:54:10.960 You'll get there one day.

00:54:12.820 It's weird.

00:54:13.460 Like,

00:54:13.740 even though I just got to,

00:54:14.720 you know,

00:54:15.260 graphically describe how I would kill Toad,

00:54:17.600 I still don't like him.

00:54:19.680 Isn't that weird?

00:54:20.580 Yeah.

00:54:21.060 I thought it would be a levity,

00:54:23.200 like cathartic.

00:54:24.260 Yeah.

00:54:24.600 Like,

00:54:24.900 but now it's,

00:54:25.540 it's actually made my rage towards him increase.

00:54:27.480 It's like that joke he just made about how,

00:54:29.400 how Crip couldn't get into Canada unless he was back.

00:54:31.640 I was like,

00:54:32.260 I want to choke the life out of you right now.

00:54:33.960 I can't stop.

00:54:34.760 I have a better answer now.

00:54:38.760 I'd like to revise my answer.

00:54:40.240 Can I revise my answer?

00:54:41.440 Can we just spend the rest of the show talking about different ways?

00:54:43.220 All right.

00:54:43.440 Sorry.

00:54:43.800 Go ahead.

00:54:44.640 Oh yeah.

00:54:48.060 We're going to run it back.

00:54:49.460 All right.

00:54:49.600 You guys want to do plugs?

00:54:50.840 We're at,

00:54:51.000 we're at 50 minutes.

00:54:52.100 Are we still doing that?

00:54:53.820 Are we doing middle?

00:54:54.640 What the fuck?

00:54:55.380 I like the middle.

00:54:56.080 I like the vibe to the music.

00:54:57.480 All right,

00:54:58.000 fine.

00:54:58.200 Well,

00:54:58.380 we all found it.

00:54:59.220 That's all I want.

00:54:59.960 That's the real thing.

00:55:00.680 If you play this music too loud,

00:55:01.680 I'm going to fucking kill you the way I'll kill.

00:55:03.860 I still have two strikes on YouTube,

00:55:09.200 but they are working on getting it lifted.

00:55:10.800 I spoke to an actual human being at YouTube.

00:55:12.280 They are working on it.

00:55:13.100 It should happen soon.

00:55:14.460 There's 7,260 followers over on Rumble.

00:55:16.820 Make sure you go check out my latest there.

00:55:18.160 It will be Jesse,

00:55:19.160 Kelly,

00:55:19.380 Dave Smith over the next two days.

00:55:20.840 Love you guys.

00:55:21.360 I'm out.

00:55:22.500 Hey,

00:55:23.000 no way.

00:55:23.380 Jose is my show.

00:55:25.080 Fucking.

00:55:26.080 Why is that graphic still up?

00:55:27.080 Get your shit together.

00:55:27.860 There we go.

00:55:28.520 All right.

00:55:28.980 Fucking.

00:55:29.600 I just started.

00:55:30.340 You can see right there.

00:55:31.180 I just started a new JFK series,

00:55:33.180 so you may enjoy that.

00:55:35.460 Yeah.

00:55:35.960 The other thing I really got is I got Tim Cass coming up February 8th.

00:55:39.640 Reed will be on the day after me,

00:55:41.040 so we'll both be able to be there and hang out.

00:55:42.940 Be fucking dope as shit.

00:55:45.120 Yeah.

00:55:45.660 Follow me on Twitter at Tower Gang Jose,

00:55:47.080 and that's all I can do.

00:55:48.080 Oh.

00:55:49.640 Jesus.

00:55:50.040 You can catch me at TopLobster.com.

00:55:53.040 TopLobster everywhere else.

00:55:54.220 Instagram,

00:55:54.800 Twitter.

00:55:55.400 Don't follow me on Facebook.

00:55:56.480 I don't do that shit.

00:55:57.600 And check out PodcastMarch.com.

00:55:59.680 Yeah.

00:55:59.920 We're doing that.

00:56:00.980 That's it.

00:56:03.500 Cool.

00:56:04.780 Oh,

00:56:05.120 no.

00:56:05.720 This is Fat Dave on Twitter.

00:56:06.720 That's it.

00:56:07.280 But Crip,

00:56:08.800 that's the one I want to hear.

00:56:10.420 All right.

00:56:10.940 Check out my show on Censored TV,

00:56:15.380 the only late night morning daytime talk show.

00:56:19.020 New episode went out today.

00:56:21.280 It was fucking fire.

00:56:23.100 I had some shirts for sale at Flagrant Triggers.

00:56:27.460 I had to slow down when I said that.

00:56:30.940 I have slipped up a few too many times.

00:56:34.260 Flagrant Niggers is way funnier, though.

00:56:36.060 It's way funnier,

00:56:36.980 but when you have to be recording an ad,

00:56:40.940 you know,

00:56:41.420 you know,

00:56:41.440 you're like,

00:56:41.520 you're like,

00:56:41.900 you're like,

00:56:42.280 you're like,

00:56:42.360 you're like,

00:56:43.320 you're like,

00:56:43.360 you're like,

00:56:43.620 you're like,

00:56:44.060 you're like,

00:56:44.360 you're like,

00:56:45.380 you're like,

00:56:45.480 I have a shirt up there now.

00:56:48.200 They don't put me on the front page.

00:56:49.820 It's fine.

00:56:51.480 They put the two women on the front page.

00:56:54.120 I get it.

00:56:54.820 I understand.

00:56:55.540 But there you go.

00:56:57.240 Yeah.

00:56:58.360 Dude,

00:56:58.760 I didn't even know you had a tattoo.

00:57:01.140 That's actually pretty good.

00:57:02.140 I have a few different ones.

00:57:03.580 Yeah.

00:57:04.300 He can't feel it,

00:57:05.260 so why not?

00:57:05.660 Did you get a berserk one recently?

00:57:06.920 Or were you,

00:57:07.460 or?

00:57:08.060 Yeah,

00:57:08.340 yeah,

00:57:08.500 I don't want to undercut them,

00:57:13.540 but we'll put you on the front page of podcast merch,

00:57:15.920 man.

00:57:16.640 Yeah.

00:57:16.940 I'm just saying.

00:57:17.820 Yeah.

00:57:18.620 And we have a dope designer that I know personally,

00:57:20.760 so think about it.

00:57:22.120 No,

00:57:22.400 really?

00:57:23.020 I didn't know that.

00:57:25.180 Tower Gang Toad on Twitter.

00:57:27.220 Follow us.

00:57:28.180 Subscribe to the Patreon.

00:57:29.780 Patreon.com slash Tower Gang Pod.

00:57:33.140 Tower Gang.

00:57:33.920 What's happening after the show?

00:57:35.380 Oh,

00:57:35.460 yeah,

00:57:35.880 that's right.

00:57:36.360 If you're subscribed to the Patreon after the show tonight,

00:57:38.560 we're going to do a live Patreon only stream,

00:57:41.380 which is going to be Cole versus Clint debating or just calling each

00:57:45.760 other faggots over the Crowder thing.

00:57:47.760 It's a roast debate.

00:57:48.700 It's something that we came up with.

00:57:49.920 God,

00:57:50.080 why are you so awful at selling you?

00:57:51.280 First ever roast debate.

00:57:53.680 Cole and I,

00:57:54.460 obviously Cole can't fuck with me on a real debate stage,

00:57:57.480 so we're going to just make it who can talk the best shit during a

00:58:00.560 debate.

00:58:01.120 We're going to be talking about the Crowder versus Daily Wire shit,

00:58:03.260 but that's not the point.

00:58:04.060 Tune in because we're going to eviscerate one another.

00:58:06.720 It's going to be beautiful.

00:58:07.280 Me and Top kind of laid out the rules on this,

00:58:10.220 and what we're thinking is your argument itself is worth like 10% of who

00:58:16.300 wins the debate.

00:58:17.260 That's it.

00:58:17.540 The 90% is ad hominem attacks that your sources are all made up and how

00:58:26.480 muscular you are.

00:58:27.720 So that's what actually matters in a debate more than like your actual,

00:58:31.100 you know,

00:58:31.400 arguments and going,

00:58:32.880 Oh,

00:58:33.100 what about you have that fallacy?

00:58:34.740 No,

00:58:34.920 no,

00:58:35.020 no.

00:58:35.360 Honestly,

00:58:35.720 God,

00:58:36.060 I'm a,

00:58:36.620 I'm a massive underdog in this,

00:58:38.280 in this debate.

00:58:38.760 That's true.

00:58:40.740 If you can prove your opponent is gay without any legitimate sources,

00:58:43.820 that's like super,

00:58:45.040 super cool.

00:58:45.540 I mean,

00:58:45.760 that's almost an immediate win.

00:58:47.680 That's like,

00:58:48.040 it's like a hack for us to finally be able to get under our belt.

00:58:51.460 The first ever like Dave Smith debate,

00:58:53.820 like beat,

00:58:54.560 I guess he did lose a cedar forever ago,

00:58:56.240 but he was like,

00:58:56.740 Hey,

00:58:56.840 look at you scrawny bitch.

00:58:58.300 Uh,

00:58:58.780 like not even care about it.

00:58:59.920 It would actually be one worth watching.

00:59:01.720 So like,

00:59:02.240 that's the thing.

00:59:02.700 Like I'll kill Dave Smith in this kind of debate.

00:59:04.560 And Hey,

00:59:06.360 I just want to take credit for this one because,

00:59:08.020 uh,

00:59:09.060 earlier today,

00:59:09.840 Jose tried to take credit for me wearing the shirt on the show and,

00:59:12.640 and saying that we were already signed by guests.

00:59:14.160 That was my idea.

00:59:15.020 You can go back and watch the tower gang episode where I fucking created it.

00:59:17.520 This is also my idea in the GC today.

00:59:19.560 So do not take credit.

00:59:21.040 Patent fucking pens work shop.

00:59:23.060 It was all of us.

00:59:24.540 You know who designed that shirt?

00:59:26.620 I don't know.

00:59:27.400 I'm just saying.

00:59:28.400 Yeah.

00:59:28.680 Just a guy that he knows personally.

00:59:29.980 Did you want to,

00:59:30.440 uh,

00:59:31.160 top,

00:59:31.460 did you want to just say like how the guests,

00:59:33.880 because you went to gas digital recently,

00:59:35.160 how they felt about.

00:59:36.940 So I went to gas digital and I walked in the studio and it was crazy.

00:59:40.580 Cause I had like a whole bunch of mentors before I went there and I had to

00:59:43.080 like really shit.

00:59:44.440 I just went right into the bathroom and it's a pack of mentors.

00:59:48.060 Yeah.

00:59:48.360 This is such a weird,

00:59:49.480 like the mentors hit me.

00:59:51.020 If you're listening,

00:59:51.960 they don't,

00:59:52.320 they don't,

00:59:52.680 they don't fucking do advertisements anymore.

00:59:54.380 I don't see their name anywhere.

00:59:55.400 I went to a store in New York the other day and I was looking for Mentos and I,

00:59:59.720 and I asked the guy,

01:00:00.380 I said,

01:00:00.600 uh,

01:00:00.740 can I get some Mentos?

01:00:01.600 And he's like,

01:00:02.380 what are Mentos?

01:00:03.600 And I was like,

01:00:04.280 the freshman.

01:00:04.620 And he's like,

01:00:06.460 motherfucker.

01:00:07.000 And he's like,

01:00:07.540 this bitch told me I was born,

01:00:11.580 I was born in the two thousands.

01:00:13.240 I don't know.

01:00:13.960 And I'm like,

01:00:15.180 I'm going to be crazy though.

01:00:16.440 Their,

01:00:16.760 their,

01:00:17.000 their ad that they made for Mentos,

01:00:19.280 they ran for over 20 years.

01:00:20.800 You could still see it in the two thousands where he fucking turns to the camera and he

01:00:24.020 goes like,

01:00:24.520 and he fucking the fresh maker.

01:00:26.860 Like they ran that ad my entire childhood.

01:00:29.360 It was so crazy.

01:00:30.600 They only did one ad,

01:00:31.500 but they're still in all stores except for Dwayne Reed.

01:00:33.760 They must have some kind of beef against Mentos for whatever reason.

01:00:36.140 Cause they couldn't fucking find one,

01:00:37.420 but yeah,

01:00:38.560 I was surprised.

01:00:39.240 So then I started thinking,

01:00:40.220 I was like,

01:00:40.440 those motherfuckers will sponsor me because they got nothing else going on.

01:00:43.700 Not even a response on Twitter.

01:00:45.180 I've been harassing them all day.

01:00:46.440 It's crazy.

01:00:47.500 It's unbelievable.

01:00:48.220 You were talking about going to gas station.

01:00:49.820 That's what's the back up.

01:00:51.360 Oh,

01:00:51.780 that's right.

01:00:52.220 Gas station.

01:00:52.840 No,

01:00:53.020 I just went there.

01:00:54.100 So they,

01:00:55.000 I walked in and,

01:00:56.340 uh,

01:00:57.100 immediately gay blind Mike,

01:00:58.500 I guess,

01:00:58.820 recognize my voice.

01:00:59.740 Cause he fucking sure as hell didn't see me.

01:01:01.560 And he was like,

01:01:02.380 yo,

01:01:03.000 he's like that shit on Tim cast was,

01:01:05.680 was really funny.

01:01:06.600 And I was like,

01:01:07.240 Oh cool.

01:01:07.660 You saw it.

01:01:08.280 I didn't think they saw it.

01:01:09.080 He's like,

01:01:09.360 yeah,

01:01:09.540 yeah.

01:01:10.300 And then he went on to see,

01:01:11.980 but he's like,

01:01:14.000 I read it in Braille,

01:01:15.180 but he was like,

01:01:15.820 he went on to tell me that basically Clint has become a meme in like gas

01:01:20.640 digital circles and like for wearing the shirt.

01:01:23.840 And they asked me,

01:01:24.340 Oh,

01:01:24.420 did you design a shirt?

01:01:25.200 I said,

01:01:25.340 yeah,

01:01:25.460 yeah.

01:01:25.860 And then I went to skanks later that night and,

01:01:27.520 uh,

01:01:27.780 Paco came up to me and,

01:01:28.820 and he's on,

01:01:29.820 he's in on the jokes.

01:01:30.660 He was like,

01:01:30.960 yo,

01:01:31.140 congrats on getting signed,

01:01:32.140 which we did get signed.

01:01:33.100 If anyone's confused about,

01:01:34.280 but yeah,

01:01:34.560 real quick though,

01:01:37.280 I do want to ask something for our audience.

01:01:39.080 I don't know what's going on.

01:01:40.400 I think it must be issues with the website.

01:01:42.180 They just haven't put us up there yet.

01:01:43.680 I don't know.

01:01:44.880 Yeah.

01:01:45.040 I don't know.

01:01:45.240 The key,

01:01:46.200 the key thing to remember is that when you sign up for gas digitals,

01:01:49.320 uh,

01:01:49.580 premium experience that you enter promo code gang,

01:01:52.620 if you enter promo code gang,

01:01:53.740 at least they will recognize that our,

01:01:55.900 our fans are,

01:01:56.660 are flooding their market.

01:01:57.940 And that's great.

01:01:58.560 That's all we need.

01:01:59.040 And also,

01:01:59.480 real quick.

01:02:00.880 What I want to ask you guys is to email him and remind him because he's a

01:02:04.060 busy guy.

01:02:04.720 And just the,

01:02:05.460 the,

01:02:05.600 the casual reminders will be great.

01:02:07.100 But Hey,

01:02:07.380 what's going on?

01:02:07.880 Why are they not up?

01:02:08.340 If you could do me a favor and pull up the email when you get a chance for

01:02:11.920 gas digital so that our audience knows who they need to be emailing.

01:02:14.620 That'd be great.

01:02:15.140 And also,

01:02:15.460 here's the thing.

01:02:16.060 They're also going to get me fired.

01:02:18.560 They're creating a new website.

01:02:19.820 And what was supposed to happen in our talks and our contract negotiations

01:02:23.540 is that we will be the premier,

01:02:25.740 uh,

01:02:27.100 podcast on the new website.

01:02:28.380 So we're going to be front page right there.

01:02:30.160 The first.

01:02:30.580 So,

01:02:30.700 um,

01:02:32.040 basically,

01:02:32.560 it's passing on the mantle to us.

01:02:34.420 If you guys could just actually show up to the location and bring,

01:02:38.340 wing and done person would be better.

01:02:42.740 And,

01:02:43.020 uh,

01:02:43.240 by the way,

01:02:43.900 uh,

01:02:44.240 speaking of promo code gang,

01:02:45.580 we do have a,

01:02:46.260 a sponsor for this show.

01:02:49.220 All right.

01:02:49.700 Well,

01:02:49.860 yeah,

01:02:50.040 I forgot about that.

01:02:50.800 Do we?

01:02:51.460 I think you don't have a gun.

01:02:53.860 You can wear a suicide vest.

01:02:55.040 Uh,

01:02:55.240 sorry.

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01:03:12.800 If you are constipated,

01:03:14.340 my friends,

01:03:15.440 I have a solution for you.

01:03:16.420 It is Fox and sons coffee.

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01:03:19.640 Fox.

01:03:20.220 Yeah.

01:03:20.820 You can butt chug this shit.

01:03:22.320 If you want to support Steve though.

01:03:24.140 Steve is a good dude.

01:03:25.000 It's a family owned business out of Michigan.

01:03:27.380 It's good coffee.

01:03:28.500 Fucking do it.

01:03:29.340 Steve's cool.

01:03:29.720 So let me tell you a story about this.

01:03:30.880 Kind of funny.

01:03:31.280 So Steve sent me like express shipping,

01:03:33.600 uh,

01:03:33.940 two of these.

01:03:34.620 And he's like,

01:03:35.100 can you give this to Tim pool?

01:03:36.380 And I was like,

01:03:36.800 absolutely.

01:03:37.600 So we get to Tim pools compound there.

01:03:39.680 And I get,

01:03:40.620 I give him the coffee and all Tim pool wanted to talk about besides Crowder was how

01:03:45.200 they're,

01:03:45.620 they're actually making their own coffee.

01:03:47.500 And he was like,

01:03:48.280 he actually said specifically,

01:03:49.660 fuck that guy,

01:03:50.680 Steve.

01:03:51.120 I'm making my own coffee.

01:03:53.420 And then,

01:03:53.980 and having like Kyle Rittenhouse put it in his asshole,

01:03:56.460 which is just a crazy.

01:03:58.160 He's a visionary.

01:03:59.140 I can't argue with the guy.

01:04:00.200 He's a millionaire.

01:04:01.460 Everybody saw the episode.

01:04:02.600 He makes millions and millions.

01:04:03.420 He makes millions.

01:04:04.460 Yeah.

01:04:04.860 It's crazy.

01:04:05.420 He doesn't care about the money.

01:04:07.700 He doesn't care about the fans.

01:04:08.820 He doesn't care about his girlfriend or his life.

01:04:10.960 It was,

01:04:11.300 it was the fucking craziest thing that I've ever.

01:04:13.760 Anyway,

01:04:14.080 sorry,

01:04:14.380 Steve,

01:04:14.700 but if I,

01:04:15.480 if I remember he said verbatim,

01:04:17.900 fuck Steve and fuck Fox and sons coffee.

01:04:21.160 It's all about tower gang.

01:04:23.380 I don't know why he said that,

01:04:24.460 but also by the way,

01:04:25.260 so if you hate Tim pool,

01:04:26.940 buy this coffee,

01:04:27.900 which is,

01:04:28.440 should be like all of our listeners,

01:04:29.900 because I mean,

01:04:30.620 that's right.

01:04:31.220 Fox and sons.com promo code gang.

01:04:33.560 Do it.

01:04:34.220 That's right.

01:04:34.560 Bye.

01:04:35.400 Bye.

01:04:35.840 Bye.

01:04:36.220 It's just as late Tim.

01:04:38.120 Right.

01:04:39.280 Oh my God.

01:04:40.300 We all love that.

01:04:42.080 That's a true story though.

01:04:43.280 I'm not fucking lying.

01:04:44.260 Oh yeah.

01:04:44.560 There's a contact.

01:04:44.900 Go to gas digital.com.

01:04:46.640 Click the contact link and then you're able to submit an email.

01:04:50.100 Make sure you say,

01:04:51.080 all right,

01:04:51.800 you don't have to say this verbatim,

01:04:52.840 but just like your variation of it.

01:04:55.220 Where the fuck is tower gang?

01:04:56.780 I was promised tower gang.

01:04:58.240 Where the fuck is tower gang?

01:05:00.240 Tower gang is signed.

01:05:01.280 Where the fuck is tower gang?

01:05:02.600 What the fuck is wrong with you?

01:05:03.940 Tower gang is the reason I signed up for gas digital.

01:05:06.480 Their shit's not on the website.

01:05:08.040 Where the fuck is tower gang?

01:05:09.240 Something like that.

01:05:09.820 That's right.

01:05:10.420 Yes.

01:05:11.040 That'll work.

01:05:11.500 Say I'll cancel my subscription and I will let all my friends know what a fucking awful

01:05:16.800 thing is.

01:05:17.940 It's not for that it correctly.

01:05:19.560 The shit that I was telling you about the front page of podcastmerch.com,

01:05:22.800 that's over after this episode.

01:05:24.480 So just forget it.

01:05:25.160 Stay,

01:05:25.540 stick with who you're with.

01:05:27.000 You know that's a real email.

01:05:32.400 Your gang is going to get some email from gas.

01:05:36.000 Give us fucking tower gang.

01:05:37.260 Thank you.

01:05:37.280 Oh,

01:05:37.480 I think it actually.

01:05:38.400 Yeah.

01:05:40.460 Hell yeah,

01:05:41.180 dude.

01:05:41.900 Hell yeah.

01:05:42.900 Amazing.

01:05:43.780 Hell yeah.

01:05:44.280 We need all thousand of you that are listening to this right now to do this.

01:05:48.120 I'm not fucking with you.

01:05:49.040 We need you to do this.

01:05:50.120 Seriously.

01:05:50.700 Do it.

01:05:50.880 It'd be really funny.

01:05:53.060 It's not funny because we're not on gas.

01:05:54.780 It's funny because they,

01:05:56.000 uh,

01:05:56.460 they're not going to get up yet.

01:05:57.160 That's funny.

01:05:57.560 I want our episodes to be on the fucking website.

01:05:59.900 They're not up there yet.

01:06:00.780 It's important that you guys encourage them.

01:06:03.220 Did,

01:06:03.420 did we want to get into this?

01:06:04.880 Because I,

01:06:05.940 we were talking about,

01:06:06.700 we talked about midgets before.

01:06:08.160 I think we should just,

01:06:09.640 I got a spite because I,

01:06:11.140 so I was at that show,

01:06:12.220 uh,

01:06:12.520 Legion of Skank show and they did cover this topic.

01:06:15.520 Yeah,

01:06:15.740 exactly.

01:06:16.280 They covered this topic and I was like,

01:06:18.440 lackluster at best.

01:06:19.560 They could have done better.

01:06:20.620 We've talked about fucking midgets.

01:06:22.240 Now,

01:06:22.840 this is the next iteration.

01:06:24.780 of that.

01:06:25.620 Oh,

01:06:26.380 fucking tiny shoes.

01:06:28.300 Tiny people that look like little people.

01:06:31.300 Like,

01:06:31.380 or just,

01:06:31.860 I guess,

01:06:32.140 as I said in the group chat,

01:06:33.820 ethically source child pussy.

01:06:37.600 This is the ultimate workaround.

01:06:39.800 I,

01:06:40.660 the thing that is like crazy to me is she is definitely getting ripped in half every night.

01:06:46.780 With this.

01:06:46.900 I disagree.

01:06:47.200 It's like those like porn ads you see with the big giant monster.

01:06:50.120 Where it's like the fucking,

01:06:51.660 the little chick.

01:06:52.800 It's like the whole,

01:06:53.580 the whole dick is the size of her basically.

01:06:56.200 Wait a second though.

01:06:57.160 Because,

01:06:57.500 because you guys said that,

01:06:58.500 uh,

01:06:59.200 she has,

01:07:00.040 she has the crip,

01:07:01.060 uh,

01:07:01.500 wheel.

01:07:01.800 You guys said that,

01:07:04.740 uh,

01:07:04.940 that midget pussy,

01:07:06.100 uh,

01:07:06.620 can,

01:07:06.860 can take like a regular size dick.

01:07:08.600 So do you think this chick can?

01:07:10.120 Yeah,

01:07:10.460 I think so.

01:07:11.220 I think she's got,

01:07:12.220 so this,

01:07:12.760 I was going to refer back to last week's episode.

01:07:14.780 I was going to do a toad and refer back.

01:07:17.340 I,

01:07:17.580 we were talking about,

01:07:18.500 that's right.

01:07:18.940 I'm good with the back references.

01:07:20.700 Yeah.

01:07:20.840 It came up like,

01:07:21.620 like toad was like,

01:07:22.420 Oh,

01:07:22.600 I said,

01:07:22.920 imagine how big this girl's tiny hands would make your junk look toad.

01:07:26.480 I'm talking about a different midget,

01:07:27.480 not this midget.

01:07:28.320 And he was like,

01:07:28.960 but imagine,

01:07:30.060 imagine how like I could rip her apart with my penis,

01:07:32.100 but I'm,

01:07:32.360 I don't think that's how that works.

01:07:33.340 I think like,

01:07:33.900 uh,

01:07:34.280 midgets have like regular size penis.

01:07:36.480 And,

01:07:36.720 and then Clint said that,

01:07:37.900 that midgets have blown out pussies,

01:07:39.900 which is probably,

01:07:41.260 um,

01:07:41.520 I think she's got,

01:07:45.120 this is probably true.

01:07:46.280 I think she's got a,

01:07:47.360 like a regular,

01:07:48.360 regular pussy,

01:07:49.440 which is weird.

01:07:50.020 And then probably pubic hair.

01:07:52.140 So I don't even like thinking about it,

01:07:53.800 but I think it's disproportionate is what you're saying.

01:07:56.520 Like it would be like,

01:07:57.420 yeah,

01:07:57.760 she's just,

01:07:58.860 she's just got like a,

01:07:59.560 like an eight year old body and just a big old pussy on her.

01:08:01.820 I remember hearing you guys' arguments on this and I have to disagree.

01:08:05.800 I think like,

01:08:06.600 it's not,

01:08:07.360 I do think it tends to be the smaller the chick,

01:08:10.100 the,

01:08:10.240 the,

01:08:10.460 the smaller,

01:08:11.120 the pussy.

01:08:12.120 Like,

01:08:12.600 I don't know.

01:08:13.420 I told you.

01:08:14.940 It was the tightest shit I've ever had in my fucking life.

01:08:16.840 No,

01:08:17.060 hold on,

01:08:17.300 hold on,

01:08:17.500 hold on.

01:08:17.740 Let me explain.

01:08:18.600 The midgets are different,

01:08:19.700 dude.

01:08:20.160 The midgets are different because they're,

01:08:21.740 they're built.

01:08:22.100 I'm serious.

01:08:22.600 They're built different.

01:08:23.440 Literally.

01:08:24.520 Physically.

01:08:25.280 Because,

01:08:25.820 because a midget will have like a regular size waist and a regular size head and a regular size shoulders.

01:08:31.220 But then they're all fucking compressed.

01:08:32.860 Like you just put a thousand pounds on them.

01:08:35.120 Yeah.

01:08:35.440 This chick is just fucking a little girl in a,

01:08:38.540 that's like,

01:08:39.560 so yeah.

01:08:40.020 I mean,

01:08:40.380 fucking a little girl.

01:08:41.140 Say what you were going to say,

01:08:42.060 Clint.

01:08:42.300 Pretty hot,

01:08:42.920 right?

01:08:43.420 Yeah.

01:08:45.000 Dude,

01:08:45.480 dude,

01:08:45.760 I don't know why you guys are,

01:08:46.720 are like blasting this chick's appearance though,

01:08:49.400 man,

01:08:49.520 because like,

01:08:50.000 I'm sure she has like an awesome personality.

01:08:52.220 She looks like.

01:08:52.620 Are you simping for this fucking bitch?

01:08:55.580 What are you doing right now?

01:08:56.660 No,

01:08:56.680 here's the thing though.

01:08:57.520 Is this not,

01:08:58.260 should we not clone,

01:08:59.560 we should clone this woman and cure pedophilia,

01:09:02.000 right?

01:09:02.740 Yeah,

01:09:03.180 that's exactly right.

01:09:04.180 We should,

01:09:04.460 I mean,

01:09:04.740 this is,

01:09:05.140 if we're talking about the most utilitarian response to this,

01:09:08.360 it should be clone this lady and then we have cured all pedophiles.

01:09:13.060 I'm not bullshitting.

01:09:14.540 It's so like,

01:09:15.760 remember in Star Wars,

01:09:17.840 they,

01:09:18.120 there was a supply for soldiers in the war that needed to be met.

01:09:23.020 Yes.

01:09:23.460 So they started making clones.

01:09:24.960 There's a supply that needs to be met.

01:09:28.780 For pedophiles,

01:09:30.420 we need to start making little girl adult clones.

01:09:34.040 I think it's a psychology of pedophiles.

01:09:36.220 Is it really because they're attracted to children or is it because they're

01:09:40.300 attracted to,

01:09:41.180 I don't know,

01:09:42.000 chicks that haven't become dumb ass women yet.

01:09:44.680 You know what I mean?

01:09:44.980 Like they're so stupid,

01:09:45.920 but they're more like pliable and more like,

01:09:48.440 they don't deal with their dumb,

01:09:49.980 like their delusions of actually being intelligent human beings.

01:09:53.220 You know what I mean?

01:09:53.440 I'm not entirely sure.

01:09:54.860 Tell us.

01:09:56.500 Yes,

01:09:56.880 bud.

01:09:59.460 Look,

01:09:59.940 if you can do gain of function research in the Wuhan Institute of Virology,

01:10:03.520 you can also do gain of dysfunction research.

01:10:05.580 I think we can create these people.

01:10:07.420 I think we can satisfy the demand.

01:10:09.260 I think we can get rich.

01:10:10.920 That's right.

01:10:11.600 Dude,

01:10:11.980 this is the,

01:10:12.400 this is the pedo loophole right here.

01:10:14.540 So yeah,

01:10:14.900 we should exploit it for sure.

01:10:16.200 I don't think pedophiles,

01:10:17.560 I don't think they're attracted to like,

01:10:19.480 I kind of,

01:10:20.460 I don't,

01:10:20.760 I don't remember what Jose said because I've been drinking,

01:10:22.260 but I don't think that they're attracted to them because of,

01:10:25.320 of their,

01:10:26.100 like their looks.

01:10:27.020 I think it's the mentality.

01:10:28.820 Did I agree with you or disagree?

01:10:30.400 you did.

01:10:30.640 That's basically the point I was getting at that.

01:10:32.100 Like there's something about like,

01:10:33.520 an adult woman that's just a sufferable,

01:10:35.780 especially like early twenties one.

01:10:37.520 Ugh.

01:10:38.080 No,

01:10:38.420 Jose,

01:10:38.720 you have teenage and prepubescent girls.

01:10:41.660 Like they are not saying it's okay.

01:10:47.520 I'm just getting in the psychology of a fucking pedophile and the idea of what they would be attracted to.

01:10:53.420 That's a slippery slope.

01:10:54.520 I can't believe the gain of pussy got that kind of laugh and gain of dysfunction.

01:10:59.200 Little Dicky,

01:11:00.040 can you pull up her only fans so we can just take another look?

01:11:03.060 Cause her boyfriend,

01:11:04.120 I'm not,

01:11:04.580 is pretty hot.

01:11:05.860 Oh,

01:11:06.120 I was,

01:11:07.140 I was going to ask,

01:11:08.040 I was going to ask if she,

01:11:09.220 if she does porn,

01:11:10.400 because like,

01:11:11.440 you know that like,

01:11:12.340 like you can appeal to that.

01:11:14.180 Like you're going to pretend you don't already know.

01:11:17.260 I'm subscribed to her only fans.

01:11:18.800 Like the biggest dude in the world to like,

01:11:21.540 unless she is just like,

01:11:23.000 even if she's four foot tall.

01:11:25.040 Yeah.

01:11:25.480 Homeboy is not even that big.

01:11:26.660 Could you imagine if she's three feet tall?

01:11:29.100 Yeah.

01:11:29.480 I mean,

01:11:29.780 like,

01:11:30.060 it would literally be like a doll to him.

01:11:35.220 It was like an actual like American girl doll.

01:11:38.160 He would just pick it up with one hand and be like,

01:11:39.960 what is this like a pocket pussy like that way?

01:11:43.520 Like that's how it would work.

01:11:45.020 And I mean,

01:11:45.660 okay.

01:11:46.120 So I'm suggesting a movie remake and I made it in the most racist way

01:11:50.140 possible.

01:11:51.280 Good.

01:11:51.900 King Kong.

01:11:55.500 You don't need any special effects.

01:11:58.260 You just need her and Shaquille O'Neal in a miniature sized city.

01:12:03.400 And that's it.

01:12:04.300 That's all you need.

01:12:05.020 That's all you need.

01:12:06.880 So the live action remake of King Kong,

01:12:09.100 I fucking love it,

01:12:10.080 dude.

01:12:10.340 I would watch it.

01:12:11.600 I would definitely watch that.

01:12:14.300 It sounds awesome.

01:12:15.120 Now the,

01:12:15.540 the other,

01:12:16.020 the other interesting thing.

01:12:17.700 Oh,

01:12:17.840 she has an Instagram,

01:12:18.740 of course.

01:12:19.060 Yeah.

01:12:19.440 Now the other thing here is,

01:12:21.220 so I don't know what this disability is.

01:12:23.880 We can appeal to the disability expert.

01:12:26.580 The second picture.

01:12:27.840 I'd appreciate that.

01:12:28.660 I don't,

01:12:29.040 I don't know what disability she actually has.

01:12:30.820 Oh my God.

01:12:32.380 It says sexy.

01:12:33.220 It is.

01:12:35.720 Imagine having a disability where it makes you only attractive to pedophiles.

01:12:44.540 I do.

01:12:45.700 He just said it.

01:12:46.320 Why are we watching this?

01:12:48.060 Why are we looking at this random bitch?

01:12:49.680 This fat guy.

01:12:51.200 I don't want to look at this.

01:12:51.920 Who was that?

01:12:52.780 Don't make me look at that.

01:12:54.420 I hate that.

01:12:55.600 I hated that.

01:12:56.940 Yeah.

01:12:57.100 Like it's,

01:12:57.980 it's,

01:12:58.260 it's almost like it doesn't seem real with how,

01:13:01.700 I mean,

01:13:02.000 look,

01:13:02.460 look at her driving there.

01:13:03.420 No,

01:13:03.680 look,

01:13:03.920 scroll back up.

01:13:04.820 The driving one.

01:13:05.940 That is just a fucking,

01:13:08.200 I mean,

01:13:08.460 how far do you have to go up?

01:13:10.320 Like,

01:13:10.560 does she have the boxes on her shoes?

01:13:11.980 Like,

01:13:12.280 like they used to show.

01:13:13.920 Oh,

01:13:14.140 she has her own show on TLC.

01:13:16.000 What the fuck?

01:13:16.740 Is that legal?

01:13:18.460 How come you don't have your own show?

01:13:19.780 What the fuck,

01:13:20.640 man?

01:13:21.280 I want my own HBO show so bad.

01:13:24.060 Dude,

01:13:24.260 you should have one.

01:13:25.020 Oh my God.

01:13:25.580 You should.

01:13:27.140 What would the title be?

01:13:29.220 Just,

01:13:29.540 if this little fucking pedo jailbait gets one,

01:13:31.980 you should get one.

01:13:33.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:13:33.840 I,

01:13:33.980 I've been working hard to be a little crippled degenerate.

01:13:37.820 It'd be amazing to see him get like canceled from like primetime TV.

01:13:41.980 Do you think that indicated off of his appearances on tower gang,

01:13:46.380 please make it happen.

01:13:47.180 Do you think that,

01:13:48.100 um,

01:13:49.140 if he gets upset at her and he hits her like any,

01:13:52.380 um,

01:13:52.940 husband should do to his wife,

01:13:54.320 she'd,

01:13:54.580 she'd be dead.

01:13:55.300 Yeah.

01:13:55.460 I was going to say she's dead.

01:13:56.480 Right.

01:13:56.780 Like,

01:13:57.040 I mean,

01:13:57.720 actually that'd be really funny because then the cops show up and they were

01:14:00.640 like,

01:14:00.860 why are you beating this child?

01:14:02.920 And he was like,

01:14:03.780 no,

01:14:03.940 no,

01:14:04.040 no,

01:14:04.140 I don't think you understand.

01:14:04.820 I have sex with her.

01:14:10.060 He's like,

01:14:10.640 no,

01:14:10.800 no,

01:14:10.920 you,

01:14:11.200 you misunderstand.

01:14:11.980 And then they just do,

01:14:13.860 and then they just kill him right there.

01:14:15.280 Like he's dead because I mean,

01:14:18.040 I mean,

01:14:18.220 honest,

01:14:18.580 honest to God though.

01:14:19.220 Like imagine you're dating this fucking,

01:14:21.260 how do you feel about,

01:14:22.240 how do you feel about that picture right there?

01:14:24.240 Stabled and able.

01:14:27.060 If you,

01:14:27.720 if you bring this chick home to your family,

01:14:29.480 everyone's calling the cops,

01:14:30.820 right?

01:14:31.880 Oh yeah.

01:14:32.720 That would be the funniest.

01:14:33.640 You know,

01:14:34.500 you know,

01:14:34.560 they're like,

01:14:35.020 uh,

01:14:35.580 yeah.

01:14:35.900 Uh,

01:14:36.260 Jim was always kind of weird.

01:14:37.880 She does have bug eyes,

01:14:39.060 but I mean,

01:14:40.020 she looks like an ant.

01:14:40.920 That's the problem with,

01:14:41.920 you fucking weirdos.

01:14:45.680 Whether she has adult face,

01:14:47.440 like some of those close pictures,

01:14:48.920 you're like,

01:14:49.220 okay,

01:14:49.440 she looks like an adult,

01:14:50.300 but then like,

01:14:51.060 I don't know if it's just when you see the perspective of,

01:14:53.180 then she immediately looks like a child.

01:14:54.700 It's creepy.

01:14:55.400 No,

01:14:55.620 no,

01:14:55.800 right there.

01:14:56.260 The one on the right.

01:14:57.560 Yeah.

01:14:57.920 Yeah.

01:14:58.520 Right there.

01:14:59.060 The video to the right,

01:15:00.200 right there.

01:15:00.620 That's a child.

01:15:01.880 Yeah.

01:15:02.400 Yeah.

01:15:03.040 You're right.

01:15:03.660 You can see perspective there.

01:15:05.120 Yeah.

01:15:05.560 That's a 13 year old girl.

01:15:07.360 Yeah.

01:15:07.480 Imagine bringing her home to meet your parents for the first time.

01:15:10.860 Yeah.

01:15:11.020 She could have had a killer career on to catch a predator.

01:15:15.420 She could have been the person that's like,

01:15:19.360 Oh my God,

01:15:19.760 my parents are gone.

01:15:20.860 And my pussy is soaking wet.

01:15:21.860 She might've been the decoy.

01:15:22.940 I don't know.

01:15:23.200 Oh,

01:15:23.500 don't show me that.

01:15:24.700 This feels fucked up.

01:15:31.220 Oh yeah.

01:15:31.960 This is,

01:15:32.520 I mean,

01:15:32.800 this is what Clint wants to though.

01:15:34.420 Like,

01:15:34.500 no,

01:15:35.060 I want a perpetual 14 year old.

01:15:38.660 No,

01:15:38.980 I want,

01:15:40.800 I want a perpetual 25 year old.

01:15:42.720 Y'all are the ones that want the perpetual fucking.

01:15:46.680 Clint wants a spinner.

01:15:47.920 Cause he's a sinner.

01:15:48.780 You know what I'm saying?

01:15:49.960 Look at her hand compared to that phone.

01:15:52.680 Your dick would look like a water bottle.

01:15:55.320 If she had a sense of humor,

01:15:57.240 she could be so fucking funny.

01:15:59.220 Oh yeah.

01:15:59.860 She could be leading this into this shit.

01:16:02.540 The amount of skits that you could make.

01:16:05.380 And just so funny.

01:16:07.160 Like pedophiles always hate it when they fuck me because they're like,

01:16:10.620 Oh,

01:16:10.720 she looks 14,

01:16:11.460 but that pussy is 32.

01:16:16.600 It's like you guys were saying,

01:16:18.020 like,

01:16:18.240 I like get people to take her home for like Thanksgiving and act and don't say

01:16:23.340 anything about it.

01:16:24.700 And they're just like,

01:16:25.840 um,

01:16:26.840 uh,

01:16:27.240 who,

01:16:27.580 who is this?

01:16:28.480 Oh,

01:16:28.640 this is my girlfriend.

01:16:29.580 And then she keeps talking about going to school and you,

01:16:32.800 and like,

01:16:33.980 and don't make them think it's like,

01:16:35.800 is it college?

01:16:36.660 Or is she still in like middle school or high school?

01:16:40.000 Like,

01:16:40.220 as I don't know,

01:16:40.920 no,

01:16:41.440 no.

01:16:41.620 Yeah.

01:16:41.720 My classes are really killing me.

01:16:43.400 I would pay good money to stop looking at this bitch's Instagram at this

01:16:46.460 point.

01:16:46.680 I feel like,

01:16:48.760 I feel like we're going to go to prison.

01:16:49.800 Yeah.

01:16:50.040 Yeah.

01:16:50.320 Yeah.

01:16:50.460 She says to you,

01:16:51.300 daddy,

01:16:51.680 can you help me with my math homework?

01:16:54.600 Like honest to God though,

01:16:55.700 that her boyfriend's a pedophile,

01:16:57.100 right?

01:16:58.480 No,

01:16:58.920 he's cured.

01:17:00.120 I mean,

01:17:00.480 he's a pedophile,

01:17:03.180 but he's,

01:17:03.580 he found the elixir.

01:17:04.760 Yeah.

01:17:05.040 He found the loophole.

01:17:06.820 Works.

01:17:07.260 That is totally fine.

01:17:08.420 I stand by it.

01:17:09.560 I called it the ultimate workaround.

01:17:10.860 I think that's what she is,

01:17:11.900 but it's still fucked up.

01:17:13.700 Like that guy's got to even give you a reach around anyway.

01:17:16.480 Like she cannot physically give you a reach around.

01:17:18.780 She definitely can't give you the ultimate reach around.

01:17:20.560 She couldn't even give me a hug.

01:17:21.740 She's so tiny.

01:17:23.300 She's no,

01:17:24.160 she can't even get the whole dick.

01:17:27.660 Like the head type motion.

01:17:29.380 And for the record,

01:17:34.540 you don't.

01:17:38.200 Shots fired.

01:17:39.320 I get,

01:17:39.900 I get that reference and mental illness.

01:17:42.440 I was going to say for the record,

01:17:44.000 you don't beat her as a husband.

01:17:46.880 You put her in timeout.

01:17:49.900 Peaceful parenting.

01:17:50.820 If you will,

01:17:51.280 you're like,

01:17:51.700 that's it.

01:17:53.240 I'm taking away your iPhone.

01:17:54.940 And I'm going to go in the corner for dinner.

01:17:58.420 Go in the corner.

01:17:59.860 That's right.

01:18:00.540 Well,

01:18:00.780 uh,

01:18:02.120 yeah,

01:18:02.300 with her,

01:18:02.700 you can use like the V chip or something.

01:18:04.540 So you can just watch whatever you want to watch.

01:18:06.200 And she can't watch what she wants to.

01:18:07.800 So put her child locks on her entire life.

01:18:13.160 I'm too,

01:18:13.880 I'm too old.

01:18:15.240 You don't,

01:18:15.880 you don't want to go into a certain room.

01:18:17.660 So you put on those like a child's,

01:18:19.940 uh,

01:18:20.680 doorknob lock things.

01:18:22.180 She can't fucking figure it out.

01:18:23.860 I would just put everything I own up a little bit high.

01:18:26.480 So yeah,

01:18:26.940 she would,

01:18:27.440 I mean,

01:18:27.940 that,

01:18:28.180 that dude's like in good shape,

01:18:29.980 handsome,

01:18:31.040 white.

01:18:32.080 Yeah.

01:18:32.100 Yeah.

01:18:32.240 Probably.

01:18:32.560 He can get any fucking,

01:18:34.720 he can get any broad he wants basically.

01:18:36.280 And he chooses this fucking perennial 12 year old.

01:18:39.220 He's a pedo.

01:18:40.020 See,

01:18:40.280 but I think we're also leaving out the possibility of,

01:18:42.980 well,

01:18:43.760 if we're a pussy,

01:18:44.460 it's just that good.

01:18:45.260 That's a distinct possibility.

01:18:49.100 I said personality.

01:18:50.560 All right.

01:18:50.780 Pussy now.

01:18:51.740 Well,

01:18:52.200 also,

01:18:53.020 what did she be like?

01:18:55.100 She just thought it would be really funny if like Epstein reached out to her,

01:18:57.880 like whenever,

01:18:58.280 like,

01:18:58.580 so this is,

01:18:59.120 I mean,

01:18:59.360 and then he's just like,

01:19:00.340 Oh yeah,

01:19:00.700 you want to come to the Island?

01:19:01.880 I have a great job for you.

01:19:02.980 And she gets there and she was like,

01:19:04.120 she started,

01:19:04.560 she was like,

01:19:04.900 wait,

01:19:05.060 you're 24.

01:19:06.220 Dude,

01:19:06.400 she has,

01:19:07.080 she has a show.

01:19:09.220 Epstein tries to go straight edge.

01:19:11.980 You think that didn't happen?

01:19:13.660 She has a show,

01:19:14.420 like apparently,

01:19:15.260 a big show.

01:19:15.780 Oh,

01:19:15.820 that's true.

01:19:16.400 She is a part of Hollywood.

01:19:18.000 Real talk though.

01:19:18.680 She is,

01:19:19.160 she's like,

01:19:20.560 if you are a human trafficker of children for sex favors to the political elite,

01:19:25.620 you,

01:19:26.140 all you want is a,

01:19:27.620 an entire fucking battalion of these bitches.

01:19:29.480 Cause like,

01:19:29.960 then you don't have,

01:19:30.960 you don't have any churn.

01:19:31.960 They never get too old.

01:19:32.920 They always look like they're ready to.

01:19:34.160 No,

01:19:34.360 no,

01:19:34.440 no.

01:19:34.520 But the problem is,

01:19:35.340 uh,

01:19:35.740 the whole point of that was that they want to blackmail politicians and the politicians would be able to get out of it by saying, Hey, she's 23.

01:19:42.400 No,

01:19:42.780 but they don't know that.

01:19:43.780 There's never any trial,

01:19:45.060 brother.

01:19:45.440 I don't know if you've been paying attention.

01:19:46.480 They don't go to trial.

01:19:47.420 So you just have to have a video of them fucking this.

01:19:49.460 Like what looks like a 12 year old,

01:19:51.500 but it's not illegal,

01:19:52.640 but then you could still use it against them.

01:19:54.280 Do you think she'll still look eight when she's 80?

01:19:57.060 Well,

01:19:57.260 she probably won't live that long.

01:19:58.460 She'll look like a raisin.

01:20:00.840 One of those pergeria fucks is at that point.

01:20:03.300 That's what she will look like.

01:20:03.920 She will look like a little,

01:20:05.240 an actual California raisin.

01:20:09.740 True,

01:20:10.220 true to scale.

01:20:10.880 Even.

01:20:11.480 Yeah.

01:20:11.900 She still has to sit in a booster seat.

01:20:14.300 Like she's still like,

01:20:15.280 they're like,

01:20:16.140 uh,

01:20:16.440 I understand you're 24,

01:20:17.880 but you're still only 25 pounds.

01:20:20.180 I just had the darkest fucking vision imaginable.

01:20:22.460 Go on.

01:20:22.940 Say,

01:20:23.180 say they get married and they're together for 50 years and homeboys,

01:20:26.800 homeboys now 75.

01:20:27.920 And she still looks like she's a 12 year old.

01:20:30.060 That's just wrinkled.

01:20:30.860 That is grotesque.

01:20:32.820 Can I have kids?

01:20:34.220 Can they have kids?

01:20:35.160 That's what I was also wondering.

01:20:36.360 You put this in my head and I am wrong.

01:20:40.400 Can she get on 16 and pregnant at like 82?

01:20:48.920 Oh my God.

01:20:52.160 God damn it.

01:20:52.840 I need to top here.

01:20:53.640 He said we could do better.

01:20:54.580 And now he's fucking MIA.

01:20:55.560 This is true.

01:20:56.020 Uh,

01:20:56.660 there was Dick.

01:20:57.860 He said we have one last video though.

01:20:59.580 He said he had a video that we need to see.

01:21:01.840 Oh,

01:21:02.060 was it the,

01:21:02.440 uh,

01:21:02.660 was it the ax video?

01:21:04.180 Was it the dude?

01:21:04.840 Like,

01:21:05.060 uh,

01:21:05.180 yeah.

01:21:07.860 Oh yeah,

01:21:08.900 yeah,

01:21:09.140 yeah,

01:21:09.460 yeah,

01:21:09.700 yeah.

01:21:10.740 I've seen this.

01:21:11.660 Let's make port pork belly burnt ends.

01:21:14.000 Make pig belly burnt ends.

01:21:17.820 I got pig pork belly.

01:21:19.940 Don't laugh.

01:21:20.880 Why are you laughing?

01:21:22.760 What's funny about this guys?

01:21:24.100 That's fucking good.

01:21:26.820 Mustard!

01:21:28.860 This is looking good so far.

01:21:30.740 Hey,

01:21:31.100 that is wrong!

01:21:32.520 You've ever had pork belly?

01:21:33.700 You're missing out.

01:21:34.300 Pork belly's amazing.

01:21:35.420 Oh,

01:21:35.580 it's good.

01:21:37.220 It's retardedly good.

01:21:39.480 Oh yeah.

01:21:42.060 Pork belly rules.

01:21:43.620 Cooked two hours.

01:21:46.080 But when?

01:21:47.860 It's actually supposed to be three hours,

01:21:49.140 but he can't count that high.

01:21:50.040 No.

01:21:50.660 This guy's a fucking pig.

01:21:54.120 Pork belly!

01:21:55.940 Pork belly!

01:21:57.260 Yes.

01:21:59.320 I want one of them now.

01:22:01.480 For me.

01:22:02.680 For me.

01:22:08.380 Actually,

01:22:09.120 it looks amazing.

01:22:10.360 Dude,

01:22:10.580 that looks so good.

01:22:12.100 Ooh!

01:22:12.780 Yeah!

01:22:14.900 Yes!

01:22:15.520 I love that.

01:22:16.280 I don't like that we laughed at that

01:22:18.400 because that dude's almost certainly

01:22:19.740 a fan of our show,

01:22:20.640 but,

01:22:20.860 uh...

01:22:21.620 Have you seen the...

01:22:24.040 He's one of us.

01:22:25.320 Have you seen the guy

01:22:26.020 also that does the

01:22:27.220 after,

01:22:27.660 like,

01:22:28.420 sports games,

01:22:28.980 usually NFL games,

01:22:30.080 he goes like,

01:22:31.320 uh,

01:22:31.680 Eagles!

01:22:32.800 What happened?

01:22:35.680 Uh...

01:22:36.000 Have you seen that guy?

01:22:36.980 No.

01:22:37.520 But I do remember the black guy

01:22:38.680 that got caught for being a pedo

01:22:40.460 after he was talking about the Eagles.

01:22:42.460 This is a retard that...

01:22:44.740 I guess a down syndrome,

01:22:45.820 same thing,

01:22:46.340 but that he will...

01:22:47.720 It's a form of it.

01:22:48.640 Every time somebody loses

01:22:48.900 in the NFL,

01:22:49.900 he just goes,

01:22:50.500 what happened?

01:22:51.580 And that's all he does,

01:22:52.300 and they just sit down

01:22:52.900 and he gets millions of views.

01:22:55.120 I love it.

01:22:56.300 They live life on easy mode,

01:22:58.560 but,

01:22:58.880 like,

01:22:59.340 in,

01:22:59.540 like,

01:22:59.860 an easy mode that

01:23:00.960 I don't know if you would

01:23:01.740 want to take.

01:23:02.840 No.

01:23:03.700 Yeah.

01:23:04.660 No.

01:23:05.660 Why not?

01:23:06.400 Well,

01:23:06.680 I don't know.

01:23:07.300 It's a much happier life,

01:23:09.480 for one.

01:23:09.980 Yeah.

01:23:10.140 You'll never have to worry about it.

01:23:11.340 You will always get

01:23:12.440 your needs taken care of.

01:23:14.180 Yeah.

01:23:14.460 Right.

01:23:15.040 Sexually even,

01:23:15.780 probably.

01:23:16.740 Yeah.

01:23:17.620 Wait, what?

01:23:17.960 Yeah,

01:23:18.140 somebody will jerk you off.

01:23:18.720 Yeah,

01:23:18.880 because you jerk off anywhere,

01:23:20.480 and they can't do anything.

01:23:21.800 They'll be like,

01:23:22.080 he's retarded.

01:23:22.820 Like,

01:23:22.980 you can just...

01:23:23.840 That's true.

01:23:25.020 Yeah.

01:23:25.760 I'm a short bus with them.

01:23:27.560 I saw it.

01:23:29.000 No,

01:23:29.360 that is true.

01:23:29.880 I did see a bunch of retarded dudes

01:23:31.200 jerking off in my high school

01:23:32.140 all the time,

01:23:32.600 and I was like,

01:23:33.200 well,

01:23:33.380 that's kind of basic.

01:23:33.980 They can do it anywhere,

01:23:35.460 at any time,

01:23:36.400 and nobody can stop them.

01:23:37.700 They can be like,

01:23:38.240 stop doing that,

01:23:38.940 and they just go,

01:23:39.540 no,

01:23:39.940 and then they just keep jerking off.

01:23:41.300 That's true.

01:23:41.860 You can even physically stop them.

01:23:42.880 They're basically gods and men.

01:23:44.680 That's true.

01:23:45.800 In my...

01:23:46.480 You will beat the shit out of you.

01:23:47.240 Yeah,

01:23:47.440 in my school,

01:23:48.100 they called the...

01:23:49.080 They called the retard classroom

01:23:52.760 the PAC.

01:23:53.660 We called them the PACs.

01:23:54.760 I'm pretty sure it stood

01:23:55.440 for the private area to come.

01:23:57.420 Yeah,

01:23:57.600 that's where you got to

01:23:58.080 the nickname Fudge Packer.

01:24:00.240 I just love thinking about you in school.

01:24:02.340 I was like,

01:24:02.620 I know exactly what kind of school

01:24:03.860 you went to.

01:24:04.860 I wasn't in that class.

01:24:06.220 Sure you weren't.

01:24:07.240 I,

01:24:07.420 I,

01:24:07.760 yeah,

01:24:08.820 I don't,

01:24:09.220 I don't,

01:24:09.480 you know,

01:24:09.640 I don't know.

01:24:10.040 I don't even know why

01:24:10.640 I found that that funny.

01:24:11.520 Like,

01:24:11.720 it's not that funny,

01:24:12.560 I guess,

01:24:12.940 but I,

01:24:13.200 I'm going to be honest with you.

01:24:13.960 I don't want to live that lifestyle.

01:24:15.280 Like,

01:24:15.740 even though they are very jovial

01:24:17.580 and they seem really fucking pumped

01:24:18.760 about everything,

01:24:19.180 like,

01:24:19.640 that dude's pumped

01:24:20.300 about what he's doing.

01:24:21.460 I still would rather deal

01:24:23.200 with,

01:24:23.640 like,

01:24:23.860 normal human shit.

01:24:25.520 I don't know.

01:24:26.060 Don't you want to have that zest

01:24:27.200 for life?

01:24:28.140 Being a barbecuer

01:24:29.060 doesn't seem that bad,

01:24:30.180 dude.

01:24:30.440 Fucking.

01:24:31.680 He was a fucking pit boss,

01:24:33.420 man.

01:24:34.420 That shit looked good.

01:24:35.140 No matter.

01:24:36.520 I don't,

01:24:37.160 there were a lot of people,

01:24:38.300 I think,

01:24:39.640 I don't know if I'd dress that dude.

01:24:40.760 I'd eat the shit out of that.

01:24:41.860 Oh,

01:24:42.100 I would.

01:24:42.500 Oh,

01:24:42.760 I would.

01:24:43.340 Oh,

01:24:43.540 yeah.

01:24:43.740 Every day.

01:24:44.320 That looked delicious.

01:24:45.560 He kept the gloves on.

01:24:46.680 If it wasn't for the gloves,

01:24:48.360 I'll be real.

01:24:49.380 I would maybe be a little sussy,

01:24:51.240 but like,

01:24:52.160 you know what?

01:24:53.060 Yo,

01:24:53.320 you can't stop me from eating pork belly.

01:24:55.340 I don't care what he,

01:24:56.280 what Dixie jerks.

01:24:57.000 Yeah,

01:24:57.160 I was only questioning it

01:24:58.320 because he's not black,

01:24:59.380 but after seeing that,

01:25:00.540 like,

01:25:00.820 he knows what he's doing.

01:25:02.120 I mean,

01:25:02.520 he's about as smart as one.

01:25:05.680 I was thinking about going there,

01:25:07.600 but I was like,

01:25:08.100 nah.

01:25:08.220 I didn't feel like fully,

01:25:10.420 but I pulled the trigger.

01:25:11.880 I said,

01:25:12.600 you know what?

01:25:12.980 It's not good.

01:25:13.780 On the bell curve,

01:25:15.340 if you have to compare and contrast the two.

01:25:17.740 That's true.

01:25:18.280 We're going to get in trouble again

01:25:19.480 for talking about downs and IQ,

01:25:21.440 so.

01:25:22.040 Well,

01:25:22.280 they said,

01:25:23.120 I mean,

01:25:23.440 they talk just as,

01:25:24.940 like,

01:25:25.220 the same.

01:25:25.940 Now,

01:25:26.100 like,

01:25:26.240 if we look at standardized tests

01:25:27.960 and we break them down

01:25:28.860 by specific demographics,

01:25:30.760 you know,

01:25:31.120 it bears out certain results.

01:25:32.680 It's all I'm saying.

01:25:33.220 And the retards also have an N-word pass

01:25:35.680 because what are you going to do?

01:25:36.440 He's retarded.

01:25:37.500 Yeah.

01:25:38.540 That actually,

01:25:39.080 so by the way,

01:25:39.900 that makes me want to be retarded now.

01:25:41.400 Like,

01:25:41.600 more retarded.

01:25:43.020 I want to see a black dude

01:25:44.420 in a retard fight

01:25:45.920 and just the black dude

01:25:46.860 just fucking house him

01:25:47.860 or the retard just house him,

01:25:49.120 you know?

01:25:49.540 Oh,

01:25:49.860 easily,

01:25:50.440 dude.

01:25:50.680 Yeah.

01:25:51.060 But like with no form whatsoever,

01:25:53.020 just fucking just retard.

01:25:54.360 Do you think that retarded people

01:25:55.760 aren't capable of being knocked out

01:25:57.300 because there's like nothing there?

01:25:59.320 I think they're definitely harder

01:26:00.900 to knock out for sure.

01:26:04.440 Did you see how swole

01:26:06.040 that dude's neck was?

01:26:07.480 That's true,

01:26:08.140 bro.

01:26:08.480 Good luck getting a choke on that.

01:26:10.640 Yeah,

01:26:11.120 yeah,

01:26:11.420 yeah,

01:26:11.600 but they also have,

01:26:12.280 you know,

01:26:12.560 the can't chromosome,

01:26:14.440 right?

01:26:15.240 Yeah.

01:26:15.940 They don't have it.

01:26:17.160 They don't have the can't chromosome.

01:26:17.900 Yeah,

01:26:18.060 they don't have the can't chromosome.

01:26:19.900 That was one of Jose's fucking best ever.

01:26:22.820 That's so funny,

01:26:23.580 man.

01:26:23.740 Mine.

01:26:25.100 What was it?

01:26:25.860 No,

01:26:26.080 it was mine.

01:26:26.440 It was mine.

01:26:27.080 I'm claiming it.

01:26:28.320 That was one of Cole's best ever,

01:26:32.700 but this is normally the case.

01:26:34.300 Would you rather go and eat some like barbecue from him

01:26:39.620 or go and watch the Downs drag show for a night?

01:26:44.180 Which one would you probably have more fun at?

01:26:46.180 Fuck.

01:26:47.160 The food is just so good.

01:26:48.500 That's a really good question.

01:26:49.700 Yeah,

01:26:50.000 because I feel like it'd be like,

01:26:51.600 I eat good food and hang out with this retard,

01:26:54.220 or I can go watch a bunch of retards dress up,

01:26:56.840 cross dress and then just dance and shit and have a great night.

01:27:01.160 Like,

01:27:01.380 I think that pork belly looks so good,

01:27:03.460 dude.

01:27:03.680 Yeah.

01:27:03.900 Well,

01:27:03.980 I want the food,

01:27:04.780 man.

01:27:04.920 I want the pork belly for the sake of the show.

01:27:07.320 I go the trans downs thing,

01:27:10.040 but definitely for my own personal pleasure.

01:27:12.360 Yeah,

01:27:12.500 I'm getting the pork belly with the retard.

01:27:13.780 I feel like there's also,

01:27:15.820 but at the Downs drag thing,

01:27:18.460 you're also getting liquor.

01:27:19.840 This is Downs.

01:27:20.640 See,

01:27:21.080 that would be my like,

01:27:23.100 that would be like my bachelor party.

01:27:25.280 I want him to cook for me at first,

01:27:27.780 and then I,

01:27:28.340 and then I tap it off with,

01:27:30.380 with the fucking Downs drag show.

01:27:33.480 We have a full on retard experience.

01:27:35.240 Like it's catered by the retard.

01:27:37.020 You go walk the retard.

01:27:37.720 This is a great idea for our first meetup again.

01:27:39.940 Like we already said that at a tower gang fest,

01:27:42.620 we're having the,

01:27:43.380 the Downs drag on as the show.

01:27:45.940 That's like,

01:27:46.400 we might actually,

01:27:47.860 whatever you want to do,

01:27:48.680 but we also get it catered by,

01:27:51.260 by this guy.

01:27:52.120 Yeah.

01:27:52.580 This guy or just find every Downs,

01:27:55.620 like food,

01:27:57.020 um,

01:27:58.100 get them all together.

01:28:01.500 And then we have like the best fucking day.

01:28:03.560 It was amazing.

01:28:04.200 Do we get,

01:28:04.760 we get,

01:28:05.180 uh,

01:28:05.480 people that are perennially 12 years old to come and just get fucking railed out on stage.

01:28:09.940 Yes.

01:28:13.540 This is the best place ever.

01:28:16.600 Some of them will get confused with the,

01:28:18.360 uh,

01:28:18.520 Downs drag people,

01:28:19.620 but it's okay.

01:28:20.100 Cause they're all legal.

01:28:20.980 So,

01:28:21.560 Hey,

01:28:21.740 this is a serious question for you.

01:28:22.940 Crip,

01:28:23.160 uh,

01:28:23.520 given your,

01:28:24.240 your schooling background where you,

01:28:26.220 you had to ride the bus with all the retards and shit.

01:28:27.780 Like if you,

01:28:29.120 if you were to get married,

01:28:30.300 would your,

01:28:31.140 like,

01:28:31.680 would your groomsmen line up,

01:28:33.060 have any tards in it?

01:28:35.320 Uh,

01:28:35.640 no.

01:28:36.140 Cause like we were cool.

01:28:38.340 It,

01:28:38.620 but like they were,

01:28:39.940 I'm just not wanting everybody to jack off all at once.

01:28:45.160 Cause like I'm,

01:28:47.180 I'm already going to be fighting my instinct,

01:28:50.120 not doing it.

01:28:51.820 Yeah.

01:28:52.340 Yeah.

01:28:52.460 Well,

01:28:52.640 the bride is already dressed in white.

01:28:54.560 So,

01:28:55.140 so like,

01:28:58.320 I don't know.

01:28:59.220 It was cool.

01:29:00.340 Like a lot of them were chill in all honesty,

01:29:03.080 but like,

01:29:03.620 do you stay in touch?

01:29:05.180 No,

01:29:05.600 it was like,

01:29:06.120 they're dead.

01:29:07.220 It was a school.

01:29:08.580 They don't live past like 18,

01:29:12.100 man.

01:29:12.340 Wait,

01:29:12.500 do retarded people die after high school?

01:29:14.180 Is that true?

01:29:15.120 Yeah.

01:29:15.380 They put them down.

01:29:16.360 Yeah.

01:29:18.160 At graduation,

01:29:19.160 they give them the diploma and they shoot them in the head.

01:29:23.380 They,

01:29:23.660 they,

01:29:23.780 they give them actually,

01:29:24.500 they give them that pill and they're like,

01:29:26.120 no,

01:29:26.260 you can take this at any time.

01:29:27.120 And they immediately eat it.

01:29:28.120 And it happens every year and they don't stop giving them the pill.

01:29:38.940 It's funny.

01:29:39.440 Cause like that,

01:29:40.100 that is honestly when like the social safety that kind of ends.

01:29:42.520 Cause you stop having public education.

01:29:44.040 So it's just like,

01:29:44.880 we don't have anything left for you.

01:29:46.700 You gotta go to college.

01:29:49.480 I'm sorry.

01:29:50.540 FYI.

01:29:51.020 I just looked up down syndrome,

01:29:52.360 life expectancy.

01:29:53.400 And it says on average,

01:29:55.000 they live around like 60,

01:29:56.100 but there's no reason they can't live to normal lifespan.

01:29:59.280 So there's something funny there that like,

01:30:01.620 I don't know,

01:30:01.940 maybe just like,

01:30:02.520 they just get ignored those last 20 years.

01:30:03.760 They probably all just run into traffic.

01:30:05.420 Yeah.

01:30:05.820 Right.

01:30:06.500 Yeah.

01:30:06.700 I guess they would fuck it up.

01:30:07.700 Yeah.

01:30:08.240 Just like,

01:30:09.120 yeah.

01:30:09.620 Again,

01:30:10.560 they don't think they can't.

01:30:11.900 So they do it.

01:30:14.080 You have to have the,

01:30:15.020 you have to have the can't chromosome or eventually it catches up with you.

01:30:18.400 That's right.

01:30:19.680 And my hometown,

01:30:20.820 there used to be this big music festival that they would shut down all of

01:30:25.420 downtown for like multiple days.

01:30:27.380 And it was a big thing,

01:30:28.960 super crowded.

01:30:30.140 And my favorite thing to do from like 13 to when it ended,

01:30:35.860 it was at some point,

01:30:37.820 my mom would be like walking ahead of like me and my brothers and like my

01:30:43.600 friends.

01:30:44.340 And she,

01:30:45.200 it's a crowded area.

01:30:46.380 So we'd tell her like slow down,

01:30:48.700 but she wouldn't listen.

01:30:50.360 So then we immediately all like without communicating with each other,

01:30:54.720 it was like an internal switch to just act retarded.

01:31:00.800 And I would be at the front like,

01:31:03.060 mom,

01:31:03.920 don't leave again.

01:31:09.220 No.

01:31:09.860 And then my brother started doing it.

01:31:11.680 Oh my God,

01:31:12.580 dude.

01:31:13.200 And people would like flying down my mom.

01:31:16.040 Like,

01:31:16.520 Hey,

01:31:16.760 your son,

01:31:18.120 stop.

01:31:19.760 This is another serious question.

01:31:23.440 Did you,

01:31:24.100 did you get approached many times in your life with people thinking that you

01:31:28.140 were retarded because you were in the wheelchair?

01:31:29.860 Oh yeah.

01:31:30.820 Oh yeah.

01:31:31.760 How do you,

01:31:32.360 how do you handle that?

01:31:33.800 I,

01:31:34.200 I,

01:31:34.520 you said,

01:31:34.980 just go with it.

01:31:36.840 Yeah.

01:31:37.360 Same thing.

01:31:38.160 Hey mom.

01:31:39.840 Stop talking to them soon.

01:31:41.600 Like,

01:31:41.740 they'll be like,

01:31:42.300 Oh,

01:31:42.480 he's a chart.

01:31:42.900 I,

01:31:43.300 I'm not going to stay in this conversation very long.

01:31:45.080 So you can like end conversation pretty quick.

01:31:47.100 you should keep the conversation going,

01:31:48.700 but just pretend to be retarded and just keep them,

01:31:50.620 keep them there for as long as possible.

01:31:52.240 Yeah.

01:31:53.220 I'm like,

01:31:54.020 I'm like,

01:31:55.180 I'm like,

01:31:55.280 don't go.

01:31:57.900 You can legit get pitches to bring you cookies and shit.

01:32:00.580 Just play it off.

01:32:01.420 Like you're retarded.

01:32:02.140 You my best friend now.

01:32:03.800 I made a dude that worked at Tom Cabell.

01:32:05.940 Like,

01:32:06.440 actually like cry.

01:32:10.400 I was on my phone and I,

01:32:12.800 my mom was,

01:32:13.760 uh,

01:32:13.960 we were there.

01:32:15.080 And he asked my mom,

01:32:17.120 like,

01:32:17.280 what,

01:32:17.480 what does he want?

01:32:18.780 And she was like,

01:32:19.640 ask him.

01:32:22.760 And so he did,

01:32:23.980 he did the voice thing.

01:32:25.500 The fucking,

01:32:26.140 Hey,

01:32:27.080 Hey buddy.

01:32:28.780 Hey little guy.

01:32:30.320 And I wasn't looking at him.

01:32:31.860 So like,

01:32:32.580 I,

01:32:33.300 I,

01:32:33.640 I knew what he was doing.

01:32:35.100 And so I just,

01:32:36.240 I lean into it more and I'm just,

01:32:38.520 I,

01:32:39.180 and I keep going with my mom.

01:32:44.580 It's like,

01:32:45.300 stop,

01:32:46.200 stop.

01:32:46.900 I'm sorry.

01:32:48.640 Sorry.

01:32:49.720 And she's getting more and more angry and yelling.

01:32:52.840 And I start to cry.

01:32:56.000 And this dude is like apologizing.

01:32:57.960 I'm so sorry.

01:32:58.640 I didn't mean to agitate him.

01:33:00.680 And she's like,

01:33:01.020 he's not,

01:33:01.640 he don't.

01:33:04.640 And eventually he just gets like,

01:33:06.340 he wants on.

01:33:07.440 And you can hear him in like the,

01:33:08.940 the fucking back.

01:33:09.820 Like,

01:33:10.440 I'm going to get in so much trouble.

01:33:11.460 I'm going to take this free Chalupa.

01:33:16.660 I'm so sorry.

01:33:17.620 Holy shit.

01:33:18.540 That's amazing.

01:33:20.460 Oh,

01:33:20.740 did we want to ask him about,

01:33:22.140 um,

01:33:23.140 before we get off,

01:33:23.920 Mark random had a question for us.

01:33:25.700 Oh,

01:33:26.000 we do need to ask this.

01:33:27.320 Oh yeah.

01:33:27.940 I was going to say that's the perfect note to end it on,

01:33:30.020 but we got to go to the random.

01:33:31.380 This is a very important question to one of our biggest compatriots,

01:33:35.380 Mr.

01:33:35.640 Mark random.

01:33:36.140 And he has a proclivity for terrible tattoos apparently.

01:33:40.040 And he wants to have you tattooed on his body with some sort of

01:33:43.500 parenthetical that includes one of your catchphrases.

01:33:46.360 I'm not familiar with any of your catchphrases.

01:33:48.380 This will live in perpetuity on Mark random's fucking body.

01:33:51.740 I have no idea why,

01:33:52.840 but he would like to know what you should,

01:33:54.360 he should be getting done.

01:33:55.820 Uh,

01:33:56.420 I think first things first,

01:33:58.180 I just want to say,

01:33:59.220 I have a soft spot for Mark.

01:34:01.220 I love Mark.

01:34:02.540 Oh yeah.

01:34:03.660 Uh,

01:34:04.660 secondly,

01:34:05.300 when you give me that much power,

01:34:07.220 he will do whatever you say.

01:34:11.880 I know.

01:34:12.500 I know.

01:34:13.280 Yeah.

01:34:13.560 And like,

01:34:14.020 it feels like it's,

01:34:16.620 it's like you get one wish and you get overwhelmed with like,

01:34:21.380 what do I wish for?

01:34:23.100 I'm thinking the same thing right now.

01:34:24.800 And,

01:34:25.340 and I've been racking my brain ever since he,

01:34:27.840 like I've seen it.

01:34:29.060 Like,

01:34:29.380 what,

01:34:29.680 what do I tell him?

01:34:31.560 What do I fucking like,

01:34:33.300 there's so many ways you could go.

01:34:34.820 The immature part of me,

01:34:36.220 it's like,

01:34:36.540 obviously.

01:34:37.840 N word for one,

01:34:38.980 just,

01:34:39.340 you know,

01:34:39.980 do it.

01:34:41.020 He would do it in a second.

01:34:42.580 But like,

01:34:42.960 that's,

01:34:43.340 that's so like,

01:34:44.320 okay.

01:34:45.140 Yeah.

01:34:45.480 It's funny,

01:34:46.140 but we could get more fun with it.

01:34:49.360 Yeah.

01:34:49.860 Like,

01:34:50.100 I think a great one would be,

01:34:51.860 and I know,

01:34:52.620 I think this is a shout out.

01:34:53.620 Some other,

01:34:54.200 I think it was the libertarian,

01:34:55.280 frances familiar that came with this.

01:34:56.320 They put on a t-shirt,

01:34:57.240 but it,

01:34:58.200 it actually is just the,

01:34:59.640 just the end quotation marks or whatever.

01:35:02.120 It's just N word hater.

01:35:04.880 And it actually is the letter N and then word and then hater.

01:35:08.660 Oh my God.

01:35:09.440 And have that tattooed on them because you can go so many different people come up and be like,

01:35:13.820 so many.

01:35:14.700 Fuck is that tattoo?

01:35:15.860 Do you hate?

01:35:16.880 Like,

01:35:17.140 no,

01:35:18.260 I hate the N word.

01:35:19.700 Like,

01:35:19.800 I hate N words.

01:35:21.620 This man right here.

01:35:23.240 Do you see him?

01:35:24.380 He hated the N word more than anybody.

01:35:28.000 Or if it was like,

01:35:28.960 Jeffrey Epstein was my hero.

01:35:30.640 Just,

01:35:31.180 he has to explain that every time someone sees it.

01:35:33.400 Like,

01:35:33.720 that'd be fucked up.

01:35:35.720 It's like,

01:35:36.160 Jeffrey Epstein didn't go far enough.

01:35:37.780 It actually is a little boy lover.

01:35:44.160 No,

01:35:44.640 no,

01:35:44.780 no,

01:35:44.940 no.

01:35:45.180 I coach,

01:35:45.920 I coach little league.

01:35:46.800 Oh,

01:35:46.960 Jesus Christ.

01:35:48.120 I love little boys.

01:35:49.480 I do anything for them.

01:35:52.080 Oh,

01:35:52.680 uh,

01:35:53.160 I think a little bit,

01:35:53.660 you were a certified Epstein survivor.

01:35:55.620 That's a,

01:35:56.200 that's a,

01:35:56.680 that's a good one.

01:35:57.840 I do like that one.

01:35:58.920 And on random,

01:35:59.880 if he was a girl,

01:36:00.560 he would immediately go into it.

01:36:02.320 Like just a rant.

01:36:04.240 He would have a whole bit,

01:36:05.060 a monologue about all this shit about Epstein.

01:36:08.040 And you would just have to be like,

01:36:09.080 walk away.

01:36:09.660 Just like,

01:36:10.000 I can't listen.

01:36:10.980 Do you have any catchphrases?

01:36:12.560 I'm not familiar with any.

01:36:14.500 That's what I'm trying to think.

01:36:15.620 Like,

01:36:15.900 I,

01:36:16.240 I,

01:36:17.020 I just say a lot of the slurs,

01:36:18.580 but like,

01:36:19.040 those are my favorite catchphrases.

01:36:21.620 Because he is random.

01:36:22.960 He could go like with Holocaust denier or something like that.

01:36:26.860 And it's just all on brand.

01:36:28.520 Like,

01:36:29.200 I feel like the,

01:36:29.840 the,

01:36:30.080 the thing they get for,

01:36:31.980 for Mark,

01:36:32.480 it's like something very wholesome.

01:36:34.360 And that's why people are like,

01:36:35.600 what?

01:36:36.500 Yeah,

01:36:36.900 that would probably bother him even more.

01:36:38.260 Yeah.

01:36:38.460 He has to get a live,

01:36:39.460 laugh,

01:36:39.700 love tattoo.

01:36:40.360 Yeah.

01:36:42.000 Just labeled and able.

01:36:45.680 The fucking infinity sign with the birds that fly off on it.

01:36:49.420 Oh yeah.

01:36:50.880 He has to get a tramp stamp.

01:36:52.140 The actual,

01:36:52.560 the butterfly over his ass crack.

01:36:56.160 Andrew Tate is my homeboy.

01:36:58.960 Andrew Tate.

01:36:59.480 Yeah.

01:37:00.120 Okay.

01:37:01.900 Jesus,

01:37:02.460 man.

01:37:04.000 Um,

01:37:04.640 no,

01:37:05.120 no pressure.

01:37:05.640 This is just going to be on his body for the rest of his life.

01:37:07.240 Yeah,

01:37:07.380 no,

01:37:07.580 yeah,

01:37:07.760 no,

01:37:08.040 it's all good.

01:37:08.560 Well,

01:37:08.700 not necessarily.

01:37:09.280 Cause he's using this apparently to cover up another tattoo.

01:37:12.480 I guess there was some sort of mistake where he said he.

01:37:15.140 I doubt it's a coverup.

01:37:16.180 Cause I'd be asking a lot.

01:37:17.080 Hey,

01:37:17.700 I need this coverup and put a portrait on top of it and text.

01:37:21.180 I don't know.

01:37:21.500 He said he got a tattoo years ago.

01:37:25.040 And now I need you to cover it up with this dude in a wheelchair.

01:37:27.120 That's saying the N word.

01:37:28.280 I know,

01:37:29.040 I know it's strange,

01:37:30.020 but this is what I mean.

01:37:30.800 I was trying to decipher what he was saying in that tweet,

01:37:33.560 but it seemed like he was saying that he got a tattoo of some failed comedian that he used to love.

01:37:38.040 And this like person had failed them.

01:37:39.540 So I said,

01:37:40.160 he should never have gotten,

01:37:41.560 I said,

01:37:41.880 my point might just had two of Dave Smith.

01:37:43.640 My point was that it's,

01:37:45.560 it would be retarded for me,

01:37:46.820 a coverup.

01:37:47.400 Anyone who has anything about coverups,

01:37:48.660 you can't come in there with a specific design idea.

01:37:51.200 I want this specifically and cover it like a cover.

01:37:54.340 I could,

01:37:55.040 if you were going to make it like,

01:37:56.300 like 10 times as big as the existing one.

01:37:58.300 Cause then the fucked up thing could just be like Cripps,

01:38:00.820 Cripps a wheel on his chair or something.

01:38:02.760 But I don't know,

01:38:04.200 man,

01:38:04.400 this is tough.

01:38:04.860 It's weird that the tattoo that he's trying to cover up says eager.

01:38:08.560 So I don't know what he's going to do with that.

01:38:09.720 The original tattoo was going to be life is like bestiality porn.

01:38:14.140 That's what he said.

01:38:15.300 And then you lean into it.

01:38:17.600 And I think it,

01:38:20.640 I think it would be cool as if it's not worth it.

01:38:22.480 And it's just a,

01:38:23.060 just like him on his own body getting railed by a horse.

01:38:26.840 I think that would be fucking pretty rad.

01:38:32.780 There's so many fucking different options,

01:38:34.800 man.

01:38:35.060 Well,

01:38:35.160 we need an answer now.

01:38:41.380 Hitler's fleshlight.

01:38:42.420 I really liked Hitler's fleshlight.

01:38:47.040 That's really,

01:38:47.920 he actually would really like that too.

01:38:49.900 Yeah.

01:38:50.120 The episode.

01:38:53.260 That's your answer.

01:38:54.460 You get to,

01:38:55.000 you get to have Hitler's fleshlight on your body for the rest of your life.

01:38:58.300 Yeah.

01:38:59.140 And I don't know where it's at.

01:39:00.220 I don't know where he,

01:39:01.260 he,

01:39:01.580 it's such a fucking crazy thing to have to do on your body.

01:39:10.780 It's so good.

01:39:12.240 Oh fuck.

01:39:13.560 I hope he does it.

01:39:14.360 He'll do it too.

01:39:15.580 Also random.

01:39:16.660 Also random.

01:39:17.500 If,

01:39:17.720 uh,

01:39:17.960 if I can have a personal ass of you also get inward hater somewhere also on your

01:39:21.960 body.

01:39:22.360 Yeah.

01:39:22.620 I think that would also be really funny.

01:39:24.340 It would be.

01:39:25.000 Just so you have to explain it.

01:39:27.460 Just so you have to explain.

01:39:28.920 It's like,

01:39:29.220 no,

01:39:29.480 no,

01:39:29.680 no.

01:39:29.860 I really hate it.

01:39:30.500 No,

01:39:30.660 no,

01:39:30.760 no.

01:39:30.920 I hate the N word.

01:39:32.060 But what about this whole Hitler's fleshlight?

01:39:35.180 Could you explain those two?

01:39:38.220 Well,

01:39:38.480 see,

01:39:38.780 the funny thing is.

01:39:40.760 Oh my God.

01:39:42.700 Oh my God.

01:39:44.040 This is from a podcast.

01:39:45.760 I got this tattooed on my body.

01:39:47.840 There was this crippled disabled guy in the wheelchair is Mexican,

01:39:51.340 right?

01:39:53.220 He told me I had to put this on my body.

01:39:55.400 And so that's where we're at now.

01:39:56.680 Fuck.

01:39:57.160 Or fuck it.

01:39:57.900 Or John Fitch is the only other thing you can do.

01:39:59.820 If he gets a picture of Crip tattooed on him and it says Hitler's

01:40:03.000 fleshlight is the implication that Crip is now Hitler's fleshlight?

01:40:06.140 Yes.

01:40:06.960 Oh fuck.

01:40:07.660 That's wild.

01:40:08.240 All right.

01:40:08.720 God damn it.

01:40:09.340 I love this show so much.

01:40:10.400 Thank you guys for tuning in.

01:40:11.620 This is Tower Gang.

01:40:12.920 Jose Galesan and Reid Coverdale will be on Timcast IRL in two weeks.

01:40:16.600 Do not miss it.

01:40:17.840 Crip,

01:40:18.080 anything you'd like to leave the people with?

01:40:20.440 Nope.

01:40:21.140 That's it.

01:40:21.920 All right.

01:40:22.320 Just right after this,

01:40:23.460 because we're going to go live for Patreons only,

01:40:26.260 where I debate Clint and say,

01:40:28.400 It's going to be so fun.

01:40:29.420 Like,

01:40:29.660 I mean,

01:40:30.360 it is not going to be a good debate.

01:40:32.060 It's going to be a great comedy.

01:40:33.260 It's what it's going to be.

01:40:33.940 It's going to be fun.

01:40:35.000 All right.

01:40:35.560 We love you guys.

01:40:36.600 We're out.

01:40:37.480 Don't love you.

01:40:38.520 Fuck off.

01:40:39.400 Yeah.

Tower Gang - January 28, 2023

Ep 107 - Hitler's Fleshlight w⧸ Cripp Daddy

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