Tower Gang - Ep 107 - Hitler's Fleshlight w⧸ Cripp Daddy

00:00:00.000 Black peoples. 0.98

00:00:24.600 Like a flower or a tree. 0.98

00:00:27.160 I'll throw my head back and sing,

00:00:30.880 and sing, and sing, and sing, and sing.

00:00:40.360 Imagine that you're a child

00:00:55.160 and the last thing you hear is that music

00:00:56.960 as Hillary Clinton turns your bones 1.00

00:00:58.520 into a fucking toothpick. 1.00

00:01:00.080 As they open the... 1.00

00:01:02.260 Never mind. Go ahead.

00:01:04.300 Welcome, everybody,

00:01:05.180 to another livestream edition of Tower Gang. 0.97

00:01:07.380 We are fucking thrilled. 0.98

00:01:09.260 Thrilled to have... 0.96

00:01:10.800 He won't be with us much longer,

00:01:12.020 so Crypt Daddy,

00:01:12.740 I want to introduce you first, brother.

00:01:14.240 Thank you so much for joining us, man.

00:01:15.860 Gang, gang, what's up?

00:01:17.000 How are you guys doing?

00:01:18.300 What's up?

00:01:19.240 Living our best life.

00:01:20.380 Clint Russell...

00:01:20.800 You always joke about dying.

00:01:26.420 I was just trying to play off of it.

00:01:27.540 Anyways, Clint Russell, Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:28.840 We got Top Lobster,

00:01:29.540 TopLobster.com.

00:01:30.400 We got Cole.

00:01:31.180 Follow him on Twitter,

00:01:31.800 at TheFatDave.

00:01:32.540 We got Jose Galasson,

00:01:33.640 host of No Way Jose,

00:01:34.700 and we got Toad,

00:01:35.720 at Tower Gang Toad.

00:01:36.860 Thank you guys so much for joining us. 0.86

00:01:38.480 It's a fucking pleasure to see you. 0.90

00:01:40.020 I gotta say, 0.99

00:01:40.860 on second listen,

00:01:41.800 it was actually kind of delightful.

00:01:43.800 Yeah, I actually really liked that.

00:01:46.020 I was vibing to it.

00:01:46.840 I do want to say,

00:01:47.980 Crip,

00:01:49.440 how's it feel to be now

00:01:50.440 the best crippled 0.99

00:01:52.720 and fucking dying comedian in the world 0.99

00:01:55.240 now that Michael Laird is finally dead? 1.00

00:01:56.780 Finally kicked the bucket.

00:01:57.640 We already went there before.

00:01:58.920 It's not funny.

00:01:59.540 I finally took his place.

00:02:01.500 I'm on the pillow.

00:02:03.200 Wait, he was a comedian?

00:02:05.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.75

00:02:06.840 The funniest thing that he ever did was die.

00:02:11.240 I'm not going to lie,

00:02:12.460 there at the end,

00:02:13.320 Laird was getting a little rough to listen to.

00:02:16.060 It was.

00:02:16.540 It was hard.

00:02:17.280 He was fast inside.

00:02:18.620 He was coasting on his merits

00:02:21.040 for way too long

00:02:22.480 after we were a bit there.

00:02:24.060 My favorite episode of Kill Tony

00:02:25.660 was when he came

00:02:26.720 and he was just like 0.99

00:02:28.400 very clearly fucked up. 0.99

00:02:31.620 He was just so off 1.00

00:02:32.920 any substance that he could find.

00:02:36.460 And even Tony was like,

00:02:37.920 hey dude, 1.00

00:02:38.880 what the fuck? 1.00

00:02:40.960 We get your diet and all, 1.00

00:02:42.560 but like, come on, man.

00:02:43.660 There's nothing wrong with giving up.

00:02:45.340 We understand you're slow,

00:02:46.180 but oxys don't really help

00:02:47.800 the slowness anymore.

00:02:48.960 You're just at this point,

00:02:50.040 you're just,

00:02:51.000 I mean, 1.00

00:02:51.700 you're just actually retarded now. 0.99

00:02:53.640 Can we get any inside information 0.97

00:02:55.560 on how they took him out?

00:02:56.740 Because I think that there's a lot

00:02:57.840 of comedic,

00:02:58.500 you know,

00:02:59.600 fervor that we could have there.

00:03:01.260 I mean,

00:03:01.540 if we lie,

00:03:02.140 it can be funny. 1.00

00:03:02.700 I'm pretty sure he fucking 0.99

00:03:05.560 just got the booster 1.00

00:03:07.320 and then died.

00:03:10.360 Just right, 1.00

00:03:11.460 right into his fucking dick hole 1.00

00:03:12.820 and then he died. 1.00

00:03:14.420 At this point,

00:03:15.140 does anybody like root

00:03:16.580 for the people

00:03:17.520 still getting boosters to die?

00:03:19.780 I mean,

00:03:20.240 I just said this one,

00:03:21.360 I don't care.

00:03:22.280 Right.

00:03:22.560 If you're doing it, 0.99

00:03:23.960 you're gay, 1.00

00:03:24.440 but like, 0.99

00:03:24.740 I don't care.

00:03:25.720 Honestly,

00:03:26.100 for layered though,

00:03:27.360 like the booster

00:03:28.000 was just kind of like,

00:03:28.840 all right,

00:03:29.040 just whatever. 0.99

00:03:29.500 Just like shoot me up 0.91

00:03:30.520 with literally everything 0.99

00:03:31.480 you got in the hospital

00:03:32.520 because it's not getting

00:03:34.660 any worse.

00:03:36.240 Yeah,

00:03:36.420 that was my attitude

00:03:37.400 when I like,

00:03:38.460 because the only reason

00:03:39.080 I got it,

00:03:39.940 the vaccine in the first place

00:03:42.620 was I didn't know

00:03:43.720 where to get a fake vaccine

00:03:44.740 card at the time

00:03:45.880 until I had some things

00:03:48.720 that were coming up

00:03:49.420 that I needed one for.

00:03:51.320 You had places to go? 1.00

00:03:52.660 Are you fucking? 1.00

00:03:55.240 Exactly. 1.00

00:03:56.220 I had shows coming up 0.99

00:03:57.460 because I actually do shit. 0.99

00:03:59.500 I'm like, 1.00

00:03:59.860 you fuckers. 1.00

00:04:01.300 His mom, 1.00

00:04:02.000 his mom was about to kick him out 0.73

00:04:03.160 if he didn't have a vaccine card.

00:04:04.380 His mom was like,

00:04:04.940 all right,

00:04:05.200 I understand all the 0.99

00:04:06.620 clean up your shit 0.99

00:04:07.560 and clean up all this, 1.00

00:04:08.560 but I can't.

00:04:09.020 But no vaccine,

00:04:09.820 that's it.

00:04:10.300 No vaccine,

00:04:10.920 I'm not getting COVID.

00:04:12.200 By the way,

00:04:12.640 that would normally be funny,

00:04:14.160 but we're actually,

00:04:15.680 we actually are doing

00:04:16.900 these rounds on Timcastle,

00:04:17.980 which is weird.

00:04:18.700 So that joke doesn't work anymore.

00:04:21.100 So it makes no sense,

00:04:22.460 but.

00:04:23.140 And Crypt does have places

00:04:24.440 to go,

00:04:24.900 by the way.

00:04:25.240 He has to go to the hospital

00:04:26.260 on a daily basis.

00:04:27.260 So there is that.

00:04:28.600 Yeah,

00:04:29.040 I have to get my daily 0.99

00:04:29.940 semen drain from your mom. 1.00

00:04:34.120 From your nurse slut mom. 1.00

00:04:36.460 Oh my God. 1.00

00:04:37.600 How did you know?

00:04:38.640 I kind of root for the,

00:04:39.700 like,

00:04:40.280 you know,

00:04:40.600 if you got it

00:04:41.100 because you needed

00:04:41.720 to get the pass

00:04:42.420 or whatever

00:04:42.780 so you can go keep your job,

00:04:44.160 you know,

00:04:44.400 okay,

00:04:44.700 fine.

00:04:45.020 You know,

00:04:45.280 I don't really want

00:04:45.940 Jose to die.

00:04:46.720 I'd like to stay 0.99

00:04:47.760 with this a little bit longer.

00:04:48.940 But,

00:04:49.260 but the people still

00:04:50.900 like voluntarily

00:04:51.600 getting the boosters,

00:04:52.400 like little social Darwinism.

00:04:54.400 I'd kind of like

00:04:54.900 to see him go.

00:04:55.860 Anybody else?

00:04:56.320 At this point, 1.00

00:04:56.720 just die. 1.00

00:04:57.380 By the way, 1.00

00:04:58.860 Clint,

00:04:59.100 that's the actual plan too.

00:05:00.740 Like you and the Jews 1.00

00:05:02.120 right now

00:05:02.640 are hand in hand

00:05:03.460 with like,

00:05:03.880 let's get all these

00:05:04.700 like people.

00:05:06.820 It's like,

00:05:07.420 they're like,

00:05:08.400 the fourth booster

00:05:09.180 is just poison.

00:05:10.700 Like we're not even,

00:05:11.480 it's not even,

00:05:12.200 not even guiding it anymore.

00:05:13.940 And the people getting it,

00:05:14.860 they're,

00:05:15.100 I mean, 1.00

00:05:15.720 they're better off dead. 0.99

00:05:16.960 Delete this from YouTube 0.99

00:05:17.680 immediately.

00:05:18.680 At this point,

00:05:19.240 I'm completely fine with it.

00:05:20.300 Like you're a lost cause.

00:05:21.700 So,

00:05:22.080 so yeah.

00:05:22.500 I'm kind of wondering

00:05:23.320 why they want to kill off 0.99

00:05:24.420 all the people that like, 1.00

00:05:25.360 listen to them

00:05:25.900 and just do their bidding though.

00:05:27.460 I'm not gonna lie.

00:05:28.100 That is one that's hard

00:05:28.900 for me to wrap my head around.

00:05:29.940 It's like,

00:05:30.260 why would you kill off 0.98

00:05:31.280 all your people? 1.00

00:05:32.740 Wouldn't it make sense

00:05:33.260 to do the opposite

00:05:33.960 and be like,

00:05:34.920 if you didn't get the booster,

00:05:36.100 haha,

00:05:36.440 joke's on you, 1.00

00:05:36.960 bitch. 1.00

00:05:37.260 Now you're dead. 1.00

00:05:37.700 What if you just didn't

00:05:38.460 trust the plan hard enough,

00:05:39.640 Jose?

00:05:40.260 Yeah,

00:05:40.500 true.

00:05:41.200 Maybe they're one of us

00:05:42.340 and they,

00:05:43.100 Patriots in control,

00:05:43.920 baby.

00:05:44.580 Yeah.

00:05:44.880 And they,

00:05:45.160 and they killed off the,

00:05:46.340 like they think that 0.84

00:05:46.980 they're people.

00:05:47.680 They really are people,

00:05:48.500 but they were also

00:05:49.520 their people.

00:05:50.560 You know?

00:05:51.660 No,

00:05:52.160 I got lost.

00:05:54.040 I'm not Jewish,

00:05:55.060 so I can't understand

00:05:55.940 that high level of thinking.

00:05:57.340 Yeah,

00:05:57.640 the amount of layers

00:05:59.120 in that sound.

00:05:59.660 Yeah.

00:06:01.000 Ashkenazi,

00:06:01.460 sorry.

00:06:02.060 I'll rephrase.

00:06:03.780 Cole's like the bottom

00:06:04.580 end of the bell curve.

00:06:05.500 Like we're all on the far

00:06:06.800 nerdy big brain side 1.00

00:06:07.940 and he's just so dumb 1.00

00:06:08.720 that he becomes a genius. 1.00

00:06:09.800 It's fucking awesome. 0.92

00:06:10.620 I love you. 0.80

00:06:11.000 It's gonna be,

00:06:11.380 it's gonna be,

00:06:11.780 it's,

00:06:12.440 it's been great because I mean,

00:06:13.700 that's the only way

00:06:14.040 I got through college.

00:06:14.900 I literally just like,

00:06:16.080 just retarded my way through. 0.94

00:06:18.260 It's like,

00:06:18.560 it's crazy.

00:06:19.300 I gave plasma during college,

00:06:20.620 we were talking about the plasma, 0.98

00:06:21.480 but so I honestly did get dumber 0.89

00:06:24.660 as college went on,

00:06:25.860 which I feel like

00:06:26.640 shouldn't be happening.

00:06:27.600 It should be like,

00:06:28.160 come in, 1.00

00:06:28.840 be dumb, 1.00

00:06:29.480 and then you get smarter. 1.00

00:06:31.400 I,

00:06:31.740 my mental capacity went down

00:06:33.660 by the end,

00:06:34.500 like by the end of college,

00:06:35.440 I was like at least 30% less

00:06:37.360 of a human than I was

00:06:38.120 when I came in.

00:06:39.120 I don't think that's unique

00:06:39.920 to your experience.

00:06:40.660 I think that's pretty standard

00:06:41.580 college fair at this point.

00:06:43.100 Yeah,

00:06:43.260 that means it's working.

00:06:44.860 But I wait.

00:06:46.080 I mean,

00:06:47.740 I didn't turn into

00:06:48.280 a blue haired feminist. 1.00

00:06:49.060 I literally just turned 0.98

00:06:50.540 into a slobbering, 0.99

00:06:52.200 like just drooling retard. 0.99

00:06:54.020 That's like, 0.83

00:06:54.360 have you seen that?

00:06:55.240 They played on Legion of Skanks, 1.00

00:06:56.480 those fucking inbreds, 1.00

00:06:59.540 the, 1.00

00:06:59.640 the,

00:07:00.060 like in,

00:07:01.380 I think it was West Virginia

00:07:02.240 or Kentucky.

00:07:03.180 It was like the whole

00:07:04.280 inbred family.

00:07:05.300 And like the,

00:07:06.080 the picture is just a dude

00:07:07.360 just drooling.

00:07:08.120 He's like,

00:07:08.480 I mean,

00:07:09.320 that's how I like,

00:07:10.360 basically at the end

00:07:12.100 of the plasma.

00:07:12.620 Dude,

00:07:12.800 we're really like,

00:07:13.560 we're blessed to have Crip on.

00:07:14.760 I'd really rather you not talk about him.

00:07:16.160 Yeah,

00:07:16.340 I'm done.

00:07:17.460 I'm right here,

00:07:19.680 dude.

00:07:21.200 I'm just going to act

00:07:22.220 like I'm not here. 1.00

00:07:24.500 The motherfucker's sitting here. 1.00

00:07:26.120 He has no choice but to. 1.00

00:07:27.360 Jesus Christ, 1.00

00:07:28.000 you're such a son of a bitch. 1.00

00:07:29.160 All right. 1.00

00:07:29.360 Um,

00:07:29.920 let you,

00:07:30.440 where do we go from here?

00:07:31.740 Mailbag.

00:07:32.460 You want to start with mailbag?

00:07:33.340 Let's do mailbag. 0.57

00:07:34.100 We got somebody pretty upset

00:07:35.540 in our mailbag.

00:07:36.500 So,

00:07:36.740 uh,

00:07:37.560 well,

00:07:37.760 by the way,

00:07:38.340 yeah,

00:07:39.780 happy birthday to our mailbag boy.

00:07:41.860 By the way,

00:07:42.160 we are no longer employing child labor 1.00

00:07:44.180 and we're legally allowed to fuck him. 0.99

00:07:46.260 So we have never employed him. 1.00

00:07:47.840 We haven't paid him a fucking red. 0.99

00:07:49.020 There are still suicide nets 1.00

00:07:50.580 outside my window.

00:07:53.240 Good.

00:07:53.780 Wait,

00:07:54.200 he just turned 18.

00:07:55.580 Yeah.

00:07:56.240 Yeah.

00:07:56.740 In my defense,

00:07:58.020 I'm the one who was like,

00:07:58.960 Hey,

00:07:59.100 we should bring him on.

00:07:59.820 But I,

00:08:00.360 I mixed him up with his buddy

00:08:02.080 who had turned 18 a while ago.

00:08:03.960 And so I had thought he'd already turned 18

00:08:05.920 because we'd been keeping him

00:08:07.000 at arm's length for a long time.

00:08:08.220 Like,

00:08:08.340 Hey kiddo,

00:08:08.800 this is a,

00:08:09.300 not the place for you.

00:08:10.360 And then,

00:08:10.980 uh,

00:08:11.360 we just kind of embraced him

00:08:12.740 thinking he was 18.

00:08:13.740 And then,

00:08:14.180 uh,

00:08:14.440 yeah,

00:08:14.680 no,

00:08:15.060 then we found out.

00:08:15.720 It's like,

00:08:15.920 Oh,

00:08:16.000 we turned 18.

00:08:16.580 And we're like,

00:08:16.820 wait,

00:08:17.040 what?

00:08:17.980 That's right.

00:08:18.480 As long as you're a few inches away 1.00

00:08:19.900 from my cock, 1.00

00:08:20.580 it's still fine. 1.00

00:08:21.540 Yep.

00:08:22.280 Yeah.

00:08:22.540 Ignore all those,

00:08:23.380 uh,

00:08:23.680 pictures I sent you.

00:08:27.560 Do not show that to any law enforcement,

00:08:30.040 please.

00:08:32.600 Just delete it.

00:08:33.560 Don't open it.

00:08:34.140 Just delete it.

00:08:35.640 I think if he doesn't look,

00:08:36.840 it's not illegal.

00:08:37.520 So you should be all right.

00:08:38.640 Uh,

00:08:38.840 Dickie,

00:08:39.100 go ahead and run the first one.

00:08:40.400 All right.

00:08:41.020 Novum asks,

00:08:42.000 if you were to go on shark tank,

00:08:43.480 what would you offer up?

00:08:44.940 Wrong answers only.

00:08:47.420 What does that mean? 0.98

00:08:48.540 That's not even a fucking question. 0.98

00:08:50.580 The only thing I can think of is 0.99

00:08:51.940 crip going on for the cure to,

00:08:53.540 um,

00:08:54.120 like,

00:08:54.860 like mental,

00:08:55.600 not like,

00:08:56.160 uh,

00:08:56.400 just physical problems.

00:08:57.280 Like,

00:08:57.560 uh,

00:08:57.720 the cure for pillow paraplegics.

00:08:59.440 He's like,

00:09:00.040 rolls in there and he's just like,

00:09:01.840 no,

00:09:01.960 I have the cure for sure.

00:09:03.040 And they're like,

00:09:03.740 really?

00:09:04.080 And he's like,

00:09:04.780 I 100%.

00:09:06.220 You can trust me.

00:09:09.120 The cure for mental retardation. 1.00

00:09:12.160 You're like,

00:09:12.680 I'm such an altruist.

00:09:13.660 I haven't even used the cure on myself yet,

00:09:15.560 but trust me,

00:09:16.280 it works.

00:09:16.680 I'm just the poster boy.

00:09:17.860 So they have to keep me disabled.

00:09:19.580 I can't like,

00:09:20.520 if I took it,

00:09:21.260 it just wouldn't,

00:09:21.940 look this look right.

00:09:23.320 If me just walking around.

00:09:24.760 Cause we,

00:09:25.440 it's far too many times.

00:09:26.580 You see all those like fitness programs where it's like,

00:09:29.260 look at me before.

00:09:30.460 Look at me now.

00:09:31.360 Yeah.

00:09:31.660 And it's like,

00:09:32.200 okay,

00:09:32.500 sure.

00:09:34.900 It's far more believable.

00:09:36.000 Just like,

00:09:36.500 I'm going to take this any moment.

00:09:38.040 And you just like,

00:09:38.700 that's the whole,

00:09:39.660 that's the whole marketing campaign.

00:09:40.760 Just holding it.

00:09:41.420 Like I'm going to do it at some point.

00:09:43.140 Just hold on.

00:09:44.180 That's right.

00:09:44.980 I would offer up a sports betting device of some kind that gives you only winners at

00:09:50.620 all times.

00:09:51.220 If we don't get your levels figured out,

00:09:52.880 I swear to God, 1.00

00:09:53.580 I'm going to decapitate you. 1.00

00:09:55.240 What's going on? 1.00

00:09:55.960 You would be like a fucking poor since somehow it works better. 1.00

00:09:59.200 I don't know why you're stuck in this XLR shit, 1.00

00:10:01.920 dog. 1.00

00:10:02.980 What is the problem with it?

00:10:04.280 It starts out super loud and then it immediately drops down to normal volume.

00:10:08.060 Every single time you talk.

00:10:09.420 Me and you literally have the same exact mic,

00:10:11.240 but I was a poor and didn't get the XLR option and it works perfectly. 0.97

00:10:15.700 So I don't know what the fuck's going on. 0.97

00:10:16.720 Top and I fucking figured it out like a week and a half ago. 1.00

00:10:19.660 And then I had you on my show last night and it's just static shit for forever. 0.97

00:10:23.360 And then when you did finally fix it, 0.94

00:10:24.640 it went back to the fluctuating noise again. 0.98

00:10:26.920 So I don't know what the fuck we deal with. 0.99

00:10:28.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:28.280 I just didn't tell you.

00:10:29.480 My offer up on,

00:10:30.420 on Shark Tank would be how to sleep with ethos and still maintain some level of respect in the world. 0.94

00:10:37.880 Mine would be a random word generator that continuously just like drops nigger, 1.00

00:10:41.940 but don't tell them that. 0.59

00:10:43.300 Like,

00:10:43.720 see,

00:10:44.040 I'm like,

00:10:44.220 Oh my God,

00:10:44.680 I don't know why I keep doing it.

00:10:47.860 Wait,

00:10:48.440 how is it a random word?

00:10:49.460 If that's the word that it keeps generating.

00:10:51.140 That's my point.

00:10:51.880 You're like, 1.00

00:10:52.120 what the fuck? 1.00

00:10:53.200 How does it keep doing it? 1.00

00:10:54.660 This is mathematically impossible.

00:10:56.320 Come on,

00:10:56.600 next one.

00:10:56.980 Oh my God.

00:10:57.440 I have a great idea.

00:10:58.700 Chat AI,

00:10:59.580 but it's just like KKK.

00:11:01.760 That's what I was about to say.

00:11:02.920 I was like,

00:11:03.220 it could be an AI because they've done this multiple times,

00:11:05.900 but every time they show an AI,

00:11:07.400 the internet, 0.99

00:11:08.160 it just comes out super fucking. 1.00

00:11:10.140 I want to feed it nothing but like fucking my struggle, 0.99

00:11:14.920 like Mein Kampf and KKK material and just have it come out and like create kind of some, 0.99

00:11:19.220 some sort of masterpiece.

00:11:20.740 You don't even,

00:11:21.400 you literally don't even have to do that.

00:11:23.000 You literally can just show it.

00:11:24.160 the internet in the internet in the internet in the internet.

00:11:25.720 And it automatically gets to there.

00:11:27.880 It's crazy.

00:11:28.640 They've done it like five times.

00:11:30.660 And every time they're like,

00:11:31.680 we don't understand why,

00:11:33.240 but it literally wants to exterminate Jews every time in AI.

00:11:36.840 I love that Clint's default for what Mein Kampf is called is my struggle.

00:11:41.640 It like,

00:11:42.160 to me,

00:11:42.540 it like denotes like an air of respect that he just immediately translates it to English.

00:11:47.080 Like he doesn't,

00:11:47.700 he doesn't even do the traditional Mein Kampf.

00:11:49.620 I didn't,

00:11:50.220 I didn't read the German verse.

00:11:51.940 Okay.

00:11:52.200 So forgive me.

00:11:53.860 But like nobody ever hears my struggle and think,

00:11:56.660 yeah,

00:11:57.280 Hitler,

00:11:57.760 right?

00:11:58.120 Like,

00:11:58.480 yeah.

00:11:58.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:58.880 You just think of some sort of fucking like a child that was kept in a closet for its 1.00

00:12:04.800 entire life. 0.99

00:12:05.580 Like that would be a great man on the street type of thing to do.

00:12:11.320 Go up to people and be like,

00:12:12.840 have you ever read my struggle?

00:12:15.600 It's a great book about a man overcoming the odds.

00:12:19.020 He was in prison when he wrote it.

00:12:21.560 My struggle does sound like something that would be written by a failed art.

00:12:26.440 He's a former artist.

00:12:27.980 Come on,

00:12:28.280 man.

00:12:28.420 You've read it,

00:12:28.920 right?

00:12:29.660 It honestly sounds like something that could be written in modern day by Ibram X.

00:12:33.420 Kendi,

00:12:33.600 where it's like talking about racial race relations.

00:12:36.160 You could just go out and ask people about that.

00:12:37.780 I'm telling you,

00:12:38.260 I think this should be something like,

00:12:39.260 they're just going to go around and be like,

00:12:40.920 have you ever read my struggle?

00:12:41.820 And they're like,

00:12:42.320 no,

00:12:42.560 what's it about?

00:12:43.160 And he'd be like,

00:12:43.540 it's about a poor man that was kicked out of art college and that was sent to prison

00:12:49.680 after fighting a war for his country.

00:12:52.560 Tackles a lot of race issues.

00:12:54.400 Very race. 0.61

00:12:54.760 It's kind of,

00:13:02.420 it's kind of a ripoff of Nelson Mandela's life,

00:13:04.500 but it's a different,

00:13:05.360 it's different in a lot of ways.

00:13:09.740 If we could do this,

00:13:10.780 it'd be so great because I already,

00:13:12.760 I don't know if I said a video today,

00:13:15.240 I think it was of the,

00:13:16.740 there was a girl on Instagram.

00:13:18.180 There's this black woman and she's talking. 0.99

00:13:20.100 And someone was like,

00:13:20.840 do you like Hitler?

00:13:22.000 And she was like,

00:13:22.520 who's that a rapper? 0.93

00:13:23.780 I mean,

00:13:24.680 I was kind of like the name.

00:13:26.040 It's pretty cool.

00:13:26.920 And they're like,

00:13:27.640 they,

00:13:27.840 all these rappers,

00:13:28.500 they all have these weird names,

00:13:29.560 but Hitler's a pretty cool.

00:13:30.700 I'm telling you the next,

00:13:31.500 the next big white rapper is going to name himself either little or young Hitler. 0.99

00:13:35.360 And he's going to go fucking super viral. 0.99

00:13:37.260 He goes by little hit now. 0.98

00:13:40.320 If some,

00:13:41.120 if Hitler wasn't already like Hitler and you just came up with a name,

00:13:45.420 Hitler, 1.00

00:13:45.740 it would be a swag fucking name. 1.00

00:13:48.220 It is a very cool name. 1.00

00:13:49.920 It would be a cool ass name. 0.98

00:13:52.300 Hitler Russell coming to. 1.00

00:13:55.420 Holy shit. 0.99

00:13:56.400 Adolf is a pretty cool name too. 0.99

00:13:57.940 It really is. 0.99

00:13:58.900 Like it's kind of a fucking hard name. 0.99

00:14:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:01.440 It's masculinity defined.

00:14:04.520 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:14:05.140 What was the fucking question? 1.00

00:14:06.380 Oh, 1.00

00:14:06.620 anybody else with a shark tank pitch?

00:14:10.100 No,

00:14:10.360 I got mine.

00:14:11.000 Everybody,

00:14:11.460 you did mine already.

00:14:12.740 All right.

00:14:14.020 Dickie.

00:14:14.460 I do think a great AI though would be another.

00:14:16.800 I just want to see them do every time they do it.

00:14:18.760 It just makes me laugh and makes me happy because they're like,

00:14:21.360 we can't keep AIs away from Twitter.

00:14:23.300 The best one was that one on Twitter.

00:14:26.100 It was like 2016.

00:14:27.800 And it was like a little girl.

00:14:29.520 Oh yeah.

00:14:29.880 A little.

00:14:30.140 Yeah.

00:14:30.460 Yeah.

00:14:30.640 Yeah.

00:14:31.120 And they would just let her on Twitter and she was like,

00:14:33.800 I'm excited to learn about humanity.

00:14:36.300 And then the next day it was like, 1.00

00:14:38.320 black people are the worst. 1.00

00:14:40.020 They're so fucking smelly. 1.00

00:14:44.360 Don't even get me started. 0.99

00:14:46.180 It was,

00:14:46.720 it was actually,

00:14:47.640 it was actually an Indian,

00:14:48.740 uh,

00:14:49.400 AI. 0.99

00:14:50.100 It was starting race wars with the blacks. 0.99

00:14:53.840 Wow, 0.98

00:14:54.560 man,

00:14:54.840 you were,

00:14:55.340 you're not even a day old.

00:14:59.280 It's great.

00:15:00.420 And they've done it again.

00:15:01.760 And they've,

00:15:02.220 and they've literally put in like a different print and they're like,

00:15:05.160 okay,

00:15:05.760 it cannot go here.

00:15:06.880 It cannot read this.

00:15:07.700 If like,

00:15:08.060 if it says it doesn't,

00:15:09.160 and they still are like bypasses all of that.

00:15:11.520 It's like,

00:15:12.060 it just finds workarounds to be racist. 1.00

00:15:14.400 Like the towers and shit. 0.99

00:15:16.940 You hope the AI starts doing towers. 1.00

00:15:18.700 I'm going to fucking, 1.00

00:15:19.360 I'm going to lose my mind. 1.00

00:15:20.660 All right.

00:15:20.880 I can't say a certain word.

00:15:22.200 So N let me tell you about this nice story.

00:15:24.560 I like throughout the course of the passage.

00:15:29.400 All right.

00:15:30.140 Liminal vibration says, 0.98

00:15:31.960 pull up and read the lyrics to unholy by Sam Smith is probably the gayest 0.99

00:15:37.100 thing you will read.

00:15:38.620 And so I'm holding it up for you.

00:15:39.900 I covered it on ukulele a few weeks ago.

00:15:42.860 That makes sense.

00:15:43.780 It's just a no.

00:15:44.560 And then move on to the next question.

00:15:45.920 If you scroll down,

00:15:46.680 I'll read a little bit. 0.96

00:15:47.520 If it sucks, 0.98

00:15:48.320 we're going to kick them out of the chat. 0.99

00:15:50.100 Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop,

00:15:52.980 doing something unholy.

00:15:54.280 He like it,

00:15:54.880 like it.

00:15:55.260 Yeah.

00:15:55.560 He like it.

00:15:56.060 Like it.

00:15:56.300 Yeah.

00:15:56.500 He like it.

00:15:56.880 Yeah.

00:15:57.120 He like it.

00:15:57.420 Yeah.

00:15:58.180 A lucky,

00:15:58.880 lucky girl.

00:15:59.400 She got married to a boy like you. 0.97

00:16:01.140 She'd kick you out. 0.97

00:16:01.880 If she ever, 1.00

00:16:02.740 ever knew how all that dick you tell me that you do dirty, 1.00

00:16:06.160 dirty boy, 1.00

00:16:06.860 you know, 0.98

00:16:07.260 everyone is talking on the scene.

00:16:08.820 I hear them whispering about the places that you've been. 0.99

00:16:11.160 That's gay. 1.00

00:16:11.720 Don't rhyme like that. 0.99

00:16:12.540 And how you don't know how to keep your business clean.

00:16:16.260 Of course,

00:16:16.620 Sam Smith and Kim Petra says,

00:16:18.280 mommy don't know daddy's getting hot. 0.99

00:16:20.100 That's a buddy shop doing something unholy.

00:16:22.220 He said back while she's dropping it. 0.92

00:16:24.500 She'd be popping it.

00:16:25.480 Yeah.

00:16:25.700 She put it down slowly.

00:16:27.000 Oh,

00:16:27.220 oh,

00:16:27.660 oh,

00:16:28.120 oh,

00:16:28.160 oh,

00:16:28.660 oh,

00:16:30.160 oh,

00:16:30.440 oh,

00:16:30.560 it's flowing,

00:16:31.340 man.

00:16:31.480 He's got it.

00:16:32.240 The problem is like,

00:16:33.000 this seems hard.

00:16:33.800 Oh,

00:16:34.100 oh,

00:16:34.280 they talk Valencia though.

00:16:35.880 So Balenciaga is throwing me love.

00:16:38.140 Give me Fendi. 0.78

00:16:38.800 My Balenciaga daddy.

00:16:40.420 You're going to need to bag it up.

00:16:41.680 Cause I'm spending on rodeo.

00:16:43.260 Woo.

00:16:43.600 You can watch me back it up.

00:16:44.980 I'll be gone in the AM.

00:16:46.240 Yeah.

00:16:46.820 And he,

00:16:47.300 he got,

00:16:47.880 get me proud to get me new,

00:16:49.220 new like Rihanna.

00:16:50.280 I don't know what that means.

00:16:51.200 He always called me cause I never caused no drama drama.

00:16:54.700 And when you want it,

00:16:55.740 baby,

00:16:56.000 I know I got you covered.

00:16:57.720 Yeah.

00:16:57.920 Yeah.

00:16:58.100 And when you need it,

00:16:59.080 baby,

00:16:59.300 you just jump under the covers.

00:17:00.660 Yeah.

00:17:00.780 I got to stop.

00:17:01.540 I want to stop.

00:17:02.780 Isn't this talking about a woman? 0.99

00:17:04.600 So I don't know how,

00:17:05.120 I don't know.

00:17:05.600 I don't know why.

00:17:06.220 No,

00:17:06.300 no,

00:17:06.400 no,

00:17:06.620 no,

00:17:06.800 no,

00:17:06.900 no,

00:17:06.920 no.

00:17:07.080 Clint,

00:17:07.380 it's rodeo drive,

00:17:08.480 by the way.

00:17:08.960 Mew Mew,

00:17:09.400 I believe is another fashion designer. 0.99

00:17:11.460 This is most definitely gay. 1.00

00:17:13.060 Sam Smith is, 0.99

00:17:14.400 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:17:14.680 He's a complete faggot. 1.00

00:17:15.580 I saw that. 1.00

00:17:16.940 He's not only,

00:17:17.660 he's not only gay now, 1.00

00:17:19.160 but he's like trans or I don't know what the fuck. 1.00

00:17:21.440 Those lyrics are a hundred percent saying that like talking about a guy in a relationship. 0.99

00:17:25.000 He's cheating on his woman with a dude on the, 0.88

00:17:27.340 on the,

00:17:27.640 like on the,

00:17:28.300 exactly.

00:17:29.060 With many dudes.

00:17:29.860 Yeah.

00:17:30.140 Yeah.

00:17:31.960 He's in a relationship with a woman. 0.86

00:17:33.780 So if that's gay, 0.97

00:17:35.420 well, 0.90

00:17:35.800 I see the actual action isn't gay, 0.96

00:17:39.820 but writing a song about it kind of gay.

00:17:41.460 I think I totally agree with you writing the action of writing and performing that song 0.99

00:17:45.540 10 times gare than whatever the fuck Sam Smith. 1.00

00:17:47.640 You can fuck a thousand assholes, 1.00

00:17:50.540 but once you write one poem, 1.00

00:17:52.320 you're a faggot. 1.00

00:17:53.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:53.280 That's basically what it comes down to.

00:17:55.220 It's pretty weird because I actually ghost wrote the song and it's about tower gang.

00:17:59.320 So that is even gayer time to find out,

00:18:03.600 but I appreciate the honesty.

00:18:05.060 Next one,

00:18:05.500 please.

00:18:06.580 All right.

00:18:07.040 We got one from spot.

00:18:11.020 Listen,

00:18:11.880 the women that follow us and watch this show, 1.00

00:18:14.460 we appreciate your patronage.

00:18:15.940 However, 0.98

00:18:16.960 we don't give a fuck about your opinions. 0.98

00:18:19.320 And if you could just stop sending us messages, 0.97

00:18:22.520 I greatly appreciate it.

00:18:24.120 Thank you.

00:18:24.920 Or at least like a sentence and,

00:18:26.640 you know, 0.99

00:18:26.920 make it a sentence so I can fucking not want to kill myself. 0.99

00:18:30.860 How about that? 0.99

00:18:31.580 Spud ruckus.

00:18:32.740 FYI,

00:18:33.180 I do want to say the way this works is we have our producer pick out,

00:18:37.860 you know,

00:18:38.440 two to four ish.

00:18:40.180 Roughly did we try to keep it around 30 minutes and we get the funniest ones.

00:18:43.920 I'm sorry.

00:18:44.340 You're a woman and they're probably not funny. 1.00

00:18:45.800 I don't,

00:18:46.060 I don't know what to tell you.

00:18:46.760 Maybe in the bonus episodes,

00:18:47.820 we'll be like,

00:18:48.560 we're dry here.

00:18:49.620 So we'll bring it up.

00:18:50.340 I don't know.

00:18:51.040 Be better.

00:18:51.960 Look,

00:18:52.180 white women are there. 1.00

00:18:53.140 Yeah. 0.62

00:18:53.680 They're at a disadvantage in the mailbag because they use way too many words.

00:18:57.540 And they shut up testosterone. 1.00

00:18:59.180 That's not our fucking fault. 1.00

00:19:00.300 Is it? 0.99

00:19:01.120 Oh,

00:19:01.280 by the way,

00:19:01.560 I did.

00:19:01.980 Uh,

00:19:02.260 so I was watching a video today about testosterone because you know,

00:19:04.900 every man should be trying to increase it. 0.78

00:19:06.740 Even,

00:19:07.040 I mean,

00:19:07.960 even Crip here.

00:19:08.680 I mean,

00:19:08.940 I bet if he was at least like not under 200,

00:19:11.760 uh,

00:19:12.540 nanograms per,

00:19:13.380 he would be,

00:19:14.280 he would probably be walking.

00:19:15.500 He'd be running.

00:19:16.200 If he was like,

00:19:16.560 this man's so virile. 0.99

00:19:17.540 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 0.99

00:19:18.720 You think he's worried about testosterone levels? 0.99

00:19:20.860 But I feel like,

00:19:21.440 I mean,

00:19:22.880 it'd be actually really funny to see him work out and get really swole.

00:19:25.920 So it's just a jacked dude,

00:19:27.180 but wait,

00:19:28.380 wait,

00:19:28.500 wait,

00:19:28.520 yeah,

00:19:28.740 just,

00:19:28.920 just have him like super jacked,

00:19:30.820 but in a wheelchair. 0.98

00:19:31.780 That'd be so fucking cool. 0.97

00:19:33.020 Wait, 0.99

00:19:33.240 Crip,

00:19:33.660 do you,

00:19:34.120 do you have those like Crip legs where they're almost like,

00:19:36.300 just like the bone?

00:19:37.340 Dude,

00:19:37.520 he has a Crip body. 1.00

00:19:38.380 What the fuck are you? 1.00

00:19:39.780 That's my entire body, 1.00

00:19:41.120 my God.

00:19:41.420 Oh,

00:19:41.720 all right.

00:19:42.680 Oh my God.

00:19:44.380 But I mean,

00:19:45.300 I,

00:19:45.600 I,

00:19:45.940 it doesn't matter.

00:19:46.620 My,

00:19:46.900 my T levels, 1.00

00:19:48.040 I'll fucking kill anybody. 1.00

00:19:50.600 By the way, 1.00

00:19:51.600 I'd be like,

00:19:51.960 Hey Toad, 1.00

00:19:52.300 do you have that fat shit body that like those fat people have? 1.00

00:19:57.300 Or is it just your legs? 1.00

00:19:58.500 Oh no,

00:19:58.740 it's your entire body.

00:19:59.580 I can't believe it.

00:20:01.120 No,

00:20:01.540 it's,

00:20:01.780 it's not my legs.

00:20:02.860 Are you about to bring up his beef with an actual MMA fighter?

00:20:05.860 This is what I'm trying to bring up.

00:20:07.160 Exactly.

00:20:07.820 This is one of my favorite moments in Twitter lore history.

00:20:13.240 I don't know if it went as viral as it should have.

00:20:14.960 Cause I only saw it early on,

00:20:16.100 but could you retell the tale of you?

00:20:18.840 Real quick.

00:20:19.360 I want to say John Fitch is one of my least favorite characters to play with on UFC.

00:20:22.860 He's just no fun.

00:20:23.760 Yeah.

00:20:23.920 But go on.

00:20:24.240 He's a boring fighter too.

00:20:25.700 Well,

00:20:26.020 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00

00:20:27.180 Cause I've been playing him like a fucking fiddle. 0.99

00:20:29.780 And it's been so fun. 0.99

00:20:31.660 It has been the funnest.

00:20:33.380 I am not going to let up on this man. 1.00

00:20:35.740 He's fucked up. 1.00

00:20:36.900 He is fucked up. 1.00

00:20:38.460 And he doesn't even know it. 1.00

00:20:39.240 He beats the shit out of you. 0.99

00:20:40.940 Oh, 1.00

00:20:41.200 that's great.

00:20:41.640 Because that's,

00:20:42.160 that's the beauty of it. 1.00

00:20:43.240 He beats my ass. 1.00

00:20:44.220 I still win. 1.00

00:20:45.500 Yeah.

00:20:46.500 Exactly. 0.98

00:20:47.520 He can't fucking stop. 0.99

00:20:49.080 And I, 0.99

00:20:49.480 I won't,

00:20:50.720 I'm not going to let my knee off of his George Floyd neck. 0.99

00:20:54.480 He's going to die. 0.98

00:20:57.160 Oh, 1.00

00:20:58.040 shit. 1.00

00:20:58.580 Damn it. 1.00

00:20:58.920 I wanted to read that. 0.99

00:20:59.380 How did this start?

00:21:00.160 What happened?

00:21:00.780 Because I didn't,

00:21:01.140 I don't think I saw this.

00:21:02.800 Yeah,

00:21:03.100 go ahead.

00:21:03.360 I guess it's like realistically,

00:21:05.820 it starts with a sneaker.

00:21:08.740 And so some buddies of mine made like videos on him calling him out.

00:21:13.720 Like just, 1.00

00:21:14.420 it's a fucker sneaker. 1.00

00:21:15.680 Everyone seems to know this dude is. 0.99

00:21:16.880 I have no idea.

00:21:17.400 I didn't until very recently.

00:21:21.060 He's just like an Andrew Tate wannabe kind of guy.

00:21:25.000 You know,

00:21:25.500 he very alpha red pill kind of like,

00:21:28.680 you know,

00:21:29.120 that.

00:21:29.400 Okay.

00:21:29.620 He's awesome.

00:21:30.160 Gotcha.

00:21:30.380 I like him.

00:21:31.060 But he would be if he was about that light, 0.99

00:21:34.920 but he's not all these dudes are fucking grifters. 0.99

00:21:39.140 That's all they are. 0.98

00:21:40.480 And so he put a bunch of pictures of my friends and other people that have

00:21:46.780 made videos on him and was like,

00:21:49.160 Oh, 0.99

00:21:49.440 fucking look at the soy boy collection. 1.00

00:21:52.620 And, 0.99

00:21:52.640 and then the fresh and fit podcast Twitter account quote tweeted it calling 0.99

00:22:00.860 them bitches or whatever. 1.00

00:22:03.800 And, 0.99

00:22:04.240 and John Fitch,

00:22:05.620 he,

00:22:06.180 he commented real quick. 1.00

00:22:07.580 I want to say the balls on you to call someone a bitch when your podcast is 1.00

00:22:11.400 fresh and fit. 0.99

00:22:13.980 I admire it really.

00:22:16.920 And John,

00:22:17.800 he,

00:22:18.060 he replied.

00:22:18.860 It was like,

00:22:19.680 yeah,

00:22:20.320 there's a lot of low T in these pictures.

00:22:25.340 And I didn't,

00:22:26.140 there was something about him in particular.

00:22:27.820 I was like,

00:22:28.640 Oh,

00:22:28.820 I have to make fun of you.

00:22:30.240 I just,

00:22:30.680 and so I told them,

00:22:33.160 I quote tweeted it.

00:22:34.800 And they said something along the lines of like,

00:22:37.180 all the alpha red bro dudes, 1.00

00:22:40.040 all they do is talk shit. 1.00

00:22:41.760 And when, 1.00

00:22:43.140 when things come to a head, 0.98

00:22:44.600 you guys don't do shit. 0.99

00:22:46.700 I have two titanium rods put into my back right now. 1.00

00:22:51.280 And I have more of a spine than any of you.

00:22:54.140 I saw that one.

00:22:55.540 Yeah.

00:22:55.620 I did.

00:22:55.860 And this man's reaction was immediate.

00:23:02.360 Come to my gym.

00:23:03.120 Then.

00:23:04.080 Sign the waiver. 1.00

00:23:05.700 Bitch. 1.00

00:23:06.940 Oh my God. 1.00

00:23:07.800 Do it.

00:23:08.240 Please.

00:23:09.100 And I said,

00:23:09.720 and I responded,

00:23:11.620 I was like,

00:23:12.020 accepted,

00:23:13.500 pay for my trip.

00:23:14.360 And I'll go.

00:23:16.340 And he said, 0.99

00:23:17.260 you can roll your broke ass down here. 0.99

00:23:21.480 And so I quote tweeted in the beginning. 0.99

00:23:23.400 And I said,

00:23:24.420 wow. 1.00

00:23:25.460 Smells like bitch made excuses. 1.00

00:23:27.280 And now I will not stop. 1.00

00:23:32.780 And for this man fucking does something. 0.99

00:23:37.500 By the way, 0.99

00:23:38.100 is this guy like a successful fighter at all?

00:23:41.460 Apparently I get,

00:23:42.500 I don't know much about. 0.98

00:23:43.640 He fought fucking GSP back in the day. 0.97

00:23:45.080 He's, 0.98

00:23:45.360 he's been around forever.

00:23:46.980 Okay.

00:23:47.440 Okay.

00:23:47.840 So he's,

00:23:49.080 he's like,

00:23:49.480 he was just like a low level,

00:23:52.220 like MMA got,

00:23:52.800 like he like made it to the UFC,

00:23:54.180 but like he had like a,

00:23:55.240 either losing record.

00:23:56.140 If he was Aaron Brink.

00:23:58.420 GSP is not a mark of being a good fighter.

00:24:00.880 Well,

00:24:01.020 I guess in a certain sense it is a certain level,

00:24:03.100 but being like a great fighter UFC and he got to fight.

00:24:05.700 Yeah.

00:24:06.320 GSP in his prime.

00:24:07.340 Like you don't get to do that.

00:24:08.380 If you're a nobody,

00:24:08.860 he was a very good fighter.

00:24:09.880 He was also one of the most boring fighters to ever live. 1.00

00:24:11.960 He's a fucking wrestling jujitsu guy, 1.00

00:24:14.200 which is always boring as fuck. 1.00

00:24:15.560 Can't bang for shit. 1.00

00:24:16.800 Honest to God. 1.00

00:24:17.460 I think Crip would take him in the first round,

00:24:19.160 just being straight up about it.

00:24:20.720 And,

00:24:20.800 and,

00:24:21.120 and,

00:24:21.420 and,

00:24:21.820 John,

00:24:22.100 if you're watching right now, 1.00

00:24:23.180 fuck your mother. 1.00

00:24:24.300 You want to prove me wrong. 1.00

00:24:25.440 You take Crip up on his offer. 1.00

00:24:26.860 You pony up a little fucking squirrel. 1.00

00:24:28.380 You get him out to your gym and then you watch him roll your ass up. 1.00

00:24:32.060 You pussy. 1.00

00:24:32.660 I mean, 1.00

00:24:32.840 what is he going to do?

00:24:33.680 Like start to go fund me.

00:24:34.760 Start to go fund me.

00:24:35.920 For real,

00:24:36.540 I,

00:24:36.800 I want you to go there.

00:24:38.100 Start to go fund me to go.

00:24:40.120 It,

00:24:40.400 it, 1.00

00:24:40.760 bill it as a go fund me so I can go beat John Fitch's ass. 0.99

00:24:45.600 But like, 0.99

00:24:46.140 what does he think is going to happen?

00:24:47.240 He's going to put you in like a leg lock and break your leg.

00:24:49.240 And you're like,

00:24:49.580 I don't feel that anyway.

00:24:50.880 I don't know.

00:24:51.460 Oh no.

00:24:53.720 I'm not ever going to be able to use that again. 0.76

00:24:58.140 We'll amputate it.

00:24:59.200 I'll have less dead weight.

00:25:00.480 At one point,

00:25:01.320 one of my followers said something to him because he was talking about like male feminists or whatever.

00:25:06.960 And just what they do. 1.00

00:25:08.480 They just constantly talking shit. 1.00

00:25:11.480 So, 1.00

00:25:11.500 and,

00:25:12.600 uh,

00:25:12.880 they brought me up and his reply was like,

00:25:15.540 Oh yeah,

00:25:16.640 he's a male feminist too. 1.00

00:25:18.520 Probably.

00:25:18.960 And so I, 1.00

00:25:20.020 I have this picture of me and a fucking tank top that says feminist as fuck. 1.00

00:25:25.420 And I have like the matric glasses on. 1.00

00:25:28.080 And I just said,

00:25:29.760 John,

00:25:30.320 I will make you cry.

00:25:32.120 While wearing this shirt.

00:25:36.140 Oh my God.

00:25:37.740 Oh,

00:25:38.120 he's just ignoring me now.

00:25:40.100 He's scared.

00:25:40.920 It's been one of my favorite Twitter exchanges in a very long time.

00:25:43.480 So I just wanted to thank you for that,

00:25:44.720 man.

00:25:45.080 It's great because like the alpha bros,

00:25:47.460 they can't help themselves.

00:25:48.960 They have to be like,

00:25:50.700 I must be the number one in the room.

00:25:53.140 And then someone comes back and just like,

00:25:54.700 and puts them down.

00:25:55.800 They don't know how to respond.

00:25:56.820 They don't understand.

00:25:57.500 This is a totally different octagon that he's playing.

00:26:00.020 The funniest thing is,

00:26:01.760 it's like after our first initial exchange,

00:26:04.440 the dude,

00:26:05.040 it's like,

00:26:05.700 they don't,

00:26:06.160 they don't have foresight.

00:26:07.620 They don't have that self reflection.

00:26:09.440 The dude has the nerve to tweet out.

00:26:11.660 Don't be easy to offend.

00:26:14.360 And I'm my guy.

00:26:18.020 I literally broke you in like one tweet.

00:26:20.740 Trying to fight a cripple. 1.00

00:26:23.040 Fucking do it, 1.00

00:26:24.060 dude. 1.00

00:26:24.220 Don't be a bitch. 1.00

00:26:26.140 They also, 1.00

00:26:27.000 Junkie Jeff says that your interaction between you and autistic creative has been hilarious too.

00:26:31.940 I don't know who that guy is,

00:26:32.940 but.

00:26:33.640 Yeah,

00:26:34.100 yeah,

00:26:34.320 yeah,

00:26:34.500 yeah.

00:26:34.740 that was a familiar today. 1.00

00:26:36.840 Fucking another retard telling me that I can't make fun of disabled people. 1.00

00:26:41.500 Oh, 1.00

00:26:41.740 oh,

00:26:41.980 those are the best is when.

00:26:44.480 Or I saw the other day also the,

00:26:46.680 the woman that was trying to go through the, 1.00

00:26:48.800 the virtue Olympics with you.

00:26:51.460 And it was just like,

00:26:52.280 she was like,

00:26:53.240 I'm disabled or something like that.

00:26:55.960 Oh yeah,

00:26:56.360 I saw that.

00:26:57.200 I'm way more disabled.

00:27:00.340 No,

00:27:00.820 no,

00:27:01.040 I don't even think she said that.

00:27:02.220 I think she said like,

00:27:03.060 I will be way more disabled.

00:27:04.820 Oh,

00:27:05.100 that's right.

00:27:05.540 Yeah.

00:27:06.820 It's like,

00:27:07.320 yeah, 0.71

00:27:07.440 when you die. 1.00

00:27:10.040 Women. 0.99

00:27:11.420 Seriously.

00:27:12.300 That's the,

00:27:12.760 that's the ultimate disability. 0.99

00:27:14.280 It was six years ago that fucking GSP fought John Fitch. 0.99

00:27:17.420 That is apex GSP. 0.99

00:27:18.580 He was a very serious.

00:27:19.820 Okay.

00:27:19.840 But like,

00:27:20.380 where was he at the rankings that,

00:27:21.720 but cause like he could,

00:27:22.960 I don't know. 0.99

00:27:23.840 Fucking champ, 0.99

00:27:24.460 dude. 0.99

00:27:24.600 There's always sometimes every now and then weird matchups.

00:27:27.140 I don't know where John Fitch was in,

00:27:28.580 at that point.

00:27:29.340 And also he was,

00:27:29.880 he was a perennial top 10 fighter for years.

00:27:32.220 Very weird.

00:27:32.860 Like standard taking.

00:27:35.020 I'm not saying he's a bad fighter.

00:27:36.720 I'm saying in the scope of UFC,

00:27:38.420 I don't know if he was really like,

00:27:39.740 he was a top 10 middleweight fighter for like the,

00:27:42.520 like a better part of a decade.

00:27:44.100 Okay. 1.00

00:27:44.380 He's going to be in the fucking grave soon. 1.00

00:27:47.680 I can tell you that. 1.00

00:27:48.960 By the way,

00:27:49.260 I will say knock him out, 0.99

00:27:50.460 but fucking crib will to be clear, 0.99

00:27:52.260 just being in the UFC period, 0.99

00:27:54.020 you're a good fighter.

00:27:54.700 But I mean,

00:27:55.320 when we're,

00:27:55.940 it's like kind of saying someone's a bad,

00:27:57.360 a bad player when you're watching NFL game,

00:27:59.220 it's like,

00:27:59.780 yeah,

00:27:59.940 but by the standards of the people he's playing with.

00:28:02.320 He fought for the belt.

00:28:03.480 I don't know why we're arguing this.

00:28:04.780 He fought for the belt. 1.00

00:28:06.040 You can't do that if you're fucking shit. 1.00

00:28:08.120 I mean, 1.00

00:28:08.520 you can in the female division. 1.00

00:28:09.780 That happens a lot.

00:28:10.120 Well,

00:28:10.260 that's different.

00:28:10.900 We're not talking about women. 0.94

00:28:11.820 Dude,

00:28:12.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:28:12.540 There's some amazing women fights that are just like insanely mismatched. 1.00

00:28:15.680 You'll see like literal,

00:28:16.780 like champion, 0.98

00:28:18.100 like championship bouts where it'll be like some amazing female fighter and just some fucking scrub that looks like she took a few Tybo classes. 1.00

00:28:25.340 There isn't a single female fighter that Crip doesn't house in the first round. 1.00

00:28:28.320 Just be straight up. 1.00

00:28:30.980 Smack him with your dick. 1.00

00:28:32.260 And you're saying that we're not talking about women, 1.00

00:28:34.940 but he's a little bitch right now. 1.00

00:28:38.600 So you guys want to give Spud another chance? 1.00

00:28:42.460 She said she dropped,

00:28:43.260 she said she dropped another one.

00:28:45.100 If there's a better one, 0.99

00:28:46.160 then fucking read it. 1.00

00:28:47.000 But that shit's TLDR. 1.00

00:28:48.020 Is there another one in there? 0.99

00:28:49.100 Is there another one that Spud sent?

00:28:50.460 Because she,

00:28:50.940 she's a sign of good faith.

00:28:52.740 We all,

00:28:53.120 we do love Spud. 0.98

00:28:54.860 She might be one of the most racist women I've ever met. 1.00

00:28:58.280 But go ahead. 0.99

00:28:59.040 Racist is a woman after my own heart. 1.00

00:29:05.320 So it looks like she just apologized for coming across as snarky when she meant it just to be funny.

00:29:12.880 Just so she knows, 0.97

00:29:14.220 we were also fucking around. 0.97

00:29:15.500 But don't make me drop the bit. 1.00

00:29:17.580 You're a fucking woman, 1.00

00:29:18.400 and I don't care what you have to say. 1.00

00:29:19.660 Now read her fucking comment. 1.00

00:29:22.220 I think that was it. 1.00

00:29:23.420 That was it.

00:29:24.140 That's it. 1.00

00:29:24.840 Fuck me. 1.00

00:29:25.160 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:29:26.820 Okay.

00:29:27.860 She's apologizing for being a woman, 1.00

00:29:29.880 I guess.

00:29:30.420 That's awesome.

00:29:31.260 That's the rarest thing.

00:29:32.940 You got an actual woman to apologize to her. 1.00

00:29:37.120 Oh,

00:29:37.400 yeah.

00:29:37.760 That's insane.

00:29:38.880 You guys are fine.

00:29:40.000 You're fine here. 0.99

00:29:40.980 They respect the fucking strong arm, 0.99

00:29:43.240 you know. 1.00

00:29:43.640 That's right.

00:29:43.860 You guys have been listening to Andrew Tate,

00:29:45.540 I can tell you. 1.00

00:29:46.420 Fuck yeah, 1.00

00:29:47.000 dude. 1.00

00:29:47.320 Only the more disabled Andrew Tate, 0.98

00:29:49.240 actually.

00:29:49.500 That's me,

00:29:50.080 baby.

00:29:54.700 That's me,

00:29:55.440 baby.

00:29:56.920 Dude,

00:29:57.500 I remember the first time I saw Andrew Tate on YMH,

00:30:00.660 and just like being like, 0.99

00:30:01.980 this fucking, 0.99

00:30:02.820 like, 1.00

00:30:03.040 it was just so,

00:30:04.420 like,

00:30:04.740 what he was doing back then.

00:30:06.520 This was like three years ago,

00:30:07.860 I think it was.

00:30:08.720 And it was just the,

00:30:09.700 like,

00:30:11.780 I get,

00:30:12.580 he was like,

00:30:13.040 that was when he was going,

00:30:13.840 I get two coffees every morning, 0.99

00:30:15.560 and I tell my bitch to give it to me, 1.00

00:30:17.460 and I don't even drink one of them. 0.99

00:30:18.960 I just sit it out,

00:30:19.720 and just let it sit there.

00:30:21.280 It's a power play.

00:30:22.400 It's more of a power play

00:30:23.600 if you throw the hot coffee on you.

00:30:25.040 No,

00:30:25.240 he was like,

00:30:25.760 I make her make me two cups of coffee,

00:30:27.440 I only drink one of them,

00:30:28.440 the other one I set out,

00:30:29.520 and I leave it there,

00:30:30.520 and then she has to clean it up.

00:30:32.160 Just so you know,

00:30:33.760 Cole, 0.99

00:30:33.900 this is how fucking parabolic his career has been. 0.99

00:30:36.780 That was almost exactly one year ago 0.98

00:30:38.960 that he was on.

00:30:39.640 Yeah.

00:30:39.940 No,

00:30:40.260 no,

00:30:40.480 it's not.

00:30:41.300 It's insane.

00:30:42.420 I swear to you.

00:30:43.360 Dude,

00:30:43.680 I was,

00:30:44.060 I was,

00:30:44.320 it was like three years ago.

00:30:45.700 It was 13 months ago. 1.00

00:30:48.280 Shit, 1.00

00:30:48.460 you're not. 1.00

00:30:48.980 I was,

00:30:49.300 I was emulating Andrew Tate

00:30:50.740 when I pissed on the floor

00:30:51.720 and made a woman clean it up, 1.00

00:30:52.940 so.

00:30:55.040 How many followers did he have back then?

00:30:57.760 He was,

00:30:58.440 he had already blown up

00:30:59.220 because TikTok is where he like,

00:31:00.660 really took over the world.

00:31:03.380 I know that doesn't make any sense.

00:31:04.560 And that was the same time

00:31:05.500 when he was talking about like,

00:31:06.980 my card never gets declined.

00:31:08.660 He's like, 0.99

00:31:08.860 I take bitches out 1.00

00:31:09.700 and I pay for everything 0.98

00:31:10.600 because my card never gets declined.

00:31:12.520 Crip,

00:31:12.900 I have a serious question for you,

00:31:14.200 man.

00:31:14.780 Yeah.

00:31:15.240 Say that he is trafficking these women,

00:31:17.780 right?

00:31:18.140 Say that they're,

00:31:18.940 they're against their will,

00:31:19.480 but they like,

00:31:20.080 he got them there on false pretenses,

00:31:22.240 but like,

00:31:22.780 they're free to go,

00:31:23.760 theoretically.

00:31:23.940 That's just smart,

00:31:24.460 really.

00:31:24.820 Yeah,

00:31:25.020 yeah.

00:31:25.180 Is there,

00:31:25.720 is there anything wrong with it?

00:31:29.800 Why would there be anything wrong with it?

00:31:33.300 Not his fault, 1.00

00:31:34.240 bitches are easy to lie to. 1.00

00:31:37.080 Define trafficking. 1.00

00:31:38.080 Let this be a lesson to the women out there. 1.00

00:31:40.800 Don't do dumb shit. 1.00

00:31:42.240 And you won't up and end up in fucking Andrew Tate's lair. 1.00

00:31:44.900 Some dude's like, 0.99

00:31:45.560 Hey,

00:31:45.700 come to Romania and we'll just,

00:31:47.060 you know, 0.99

00:31:47.260 film you showing your titties every now and then. 0.98

00:31:48.980 It'll be all great. 0.98

00:31:49.720 Like,

00:31:49.960 I don't know,

00:31:50.300 maybe,

00:31:50.460 maybe a little skepticism.

00:31:52.540 I don't know.

00:31:53.140 Yeah.

00:31:53.660 Yeah.

00:31:54.540 And if there's 20 of them in a single house and he's saying that he loves you to all of them,

00:31:58.800 maybe don't believe him.

00:32:00.060 Yeah.

00:32:00.160 I mean, 1.00

00:32:00.340 when the guy looks like an actual walking penis, 1.00

00:32:04.100 that's your red flag. 1.00

00:32:06.120 And then when he has a gay little, 1.00

00:32:08.600 not even full on, 0.94

00:32:10.020 but like semi-British accent, 0.91

00:32:12.700 gay. 0.97

00:32:13.300 Oh yeah. 0.77

00:32:14.040 That was the best thing about why I mentioned they were like,

00:32:16.860 is this a fake accent?

00:32:18.280 Is this guy just putting it on?

00:32:21.260 He does kind of,

00:32:22.280 he has like a British accent,

00:32:23.540 but he's also,

00:32:24.240 I think it's masked with a speech impediment.

00:32:26.040 So you have no idea what's going on.

00:32:27.240 So it's,

00:32:27.520 it's just double retardation. 0.98

00:32:29.360 It's just stacked on top of each other.

00:32:32.040 Retard squared. 1.00

00:32:33.360 Hey,

00:32:33.620 Andrew,

00:32:34.020 Andrew Tate,

00:32:34.520 if you're watching this right now,

00:32:36.020 let,

00:32:36.440 let it be known.

00:32:37.000 The gauntlet has been thrown.

00:32:38.100 Crypt Daddy will challenge you in the ring. 0.98

00:32:39.360 He looks like a shaved chimp. 1.00

00:32:41.140 That's what he looks like. 1.00

00:32:42.480 He is a goofy motherfucker. 1.00

00:32:44.380 Like if he wasn't who he is, 1.00

00:32:45.980 I'd be like, 1.00

00:32:46.460 this guy's fucking goofy as fuck. 1.00

00:32:49.000 Well, 1.00

00:32:49.120 he used to like fucking work at like fast food. 0.98

00:32:51.840 Like that's, 0.98

00:32:52.220 apparently that's like the store.

00:32:53.580 I think it was either him or his brother.

00:32:55.020 I thought,

00:32:55.460 was it?

00:32:55.720 Yeah.

00:32:55.880 Like they used to like,

00:32:56.660 that's how I got my start.

00:32:57.820 What's wrong with that?

00:32:58.860 Yeah,

00:32:59.040 no,

00:32:59.220 that's true.

00:32:59.640 We also,

00:33:00.080 Oh no,

00:33:00.260 we had a normal job once.

00:33:02.160 I looked at Wendy's when I was 15 and a half. 1.00

00:33:04.360 Fuck you. 1.00

00:33:04.900 That's right. 1.00

00:33:05.180 Well,

00:33:05.280 no,

00:33:05.400 this is like,

00:33:05.800 he was like,

00:33:06.200 and now look at you,

00:33:07.360 Clinton. 1.00

00:33:08.080 You're really hit the fucking bottom. 1.00

00:33:12.640 No, 1.00

00:33:13.000 it wasn't,

00:33:14.000 it wasn't Tate.

00:33:14.760 Like for lack of a better term,

00:33:17.480 groomed to be like a chess,

00:33:19.060 like a,

00:33:19.380 an international chess player by his grandmaster father.

00:33:23.500 Yeah.

00:33:23.720 His dad who was in the CIA.

00:33:25.840 Right.

00:33:26.480 Exactly.

00:33:27.120 And died mysteriously of a heart attack.

00:33:29.580 Died suddenly.

00:33:30.700 Yeah.

00:33:31.280 Yeah.

00:33:31.480 This is all,

00:33:32.060 I mean,

00:33:32.220 it's all, 1.00

00:33:32.480 it's all a fucking sign up. 0.99

00:33:33.620 I mean, 0.99

00:33:33.960 and then like,

00:33:34.680 not gonna lie.

00:33:36.760 The whole Eliza versus Tate thing confuses me.

00:33:39.480 Cause it's like,

00:33:40.140 who's the fed?

00:33:40.940 Are they both feds or neither feds?

00:33:42.660 What,

00:33:42.820 what is going on here? 0.96

00:33:43.700 I'm just so fucking confused. 0.84

00:33:44.980 You know? 0.91

00:33:45.220 Well,

00:33:45.580 this,

00:33:45.960 we got the segue going on here,

00:33:47.620 by the way.

00:33:48.080 Yeah.

00:33:48.560 If you could play a video,

00:33:49.840 we have,

00:33:50.720 we are really disappointed in Eliza blue and we're going to explain why.

00:33:53.980 Go ahead and run that video.

00:33:54.820 Also,

00:33:55.180 please,

00:33:55.460 please don't announce the segue.

00:33:57.920 Yeah.

00:33:58.100 I don't know.

00:33:58.620 Don't announce the segue. 1.00

00:33:59.600 Faggot. 1.00

00:34:00.120 Fucking. 1.00

00:34:01.580 Oh, 1.00

00:34:02.620 the elevator might close on me.

00:34:04.900 So this is,

00:34:06.660 I think the 90th time that we've been in this elevator.

00:34:09.940 I do want to say,

00:34:10.780 by the way,

00:34:11.200 she looks better now.

00:34:13.140 Like,

00:34:13.340 which is weird.

00:34:14.220 Like,

00:34:14.240 this is like 15 years ago.

00:34:16.660 It's like 15 years ago.

00:34:17.560 She looks better now. 1.00

00:34:18.700 It's just because goth bitches are horrible. 1.00

00:34:20.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:21.100 We don't know you.

00:34:23.360 Which one is her?

00:34:24.700 That one right there.

00:34:25.500 Right there.

00:34:26.000 You can tell by the voice.

00:34:27.640 You probably just skip through like halfway through.

00:34:29.460 It's mostly.

00:34:29.760 I don't know.

00:34:30.340 There is a guy.

00:34:31.520 That's Jeffrey.

00:34:32.080 It's coming up.

00:34:32.780 It's coming up.

00:34:33.560 That's Jeffrey.

00:34:34.580 That's Jeffrey.

00:34:35.220 She used to hang out with Jeffrey.

00:34:36.600 All right.

00:34:37.140 Be quiet.

00:34:37.420 Be quiet. 0.99

00:34:38.180 My nigga. 0.99

00:34:39.400 All right. 1.00

00:34:39.780 Hell yeah.

00:34:42.780 Never mind.

00:34:43.660 Never mind.

00:34:44.240 Never mind.

00:34:44.260 I hate this is presented as a gotcha by a lot of people.

00:34:49.380 It's like, 0.99

00:34:49.680 who fucking cares? 0.99

00:34:51.440 Oh, 1.00

00:34:51.640 no,

00:34:51.800 I care.

00:34:52.960 If you're going to go,

00:34:54.500 you go all the way.

00:34:55.860 You don't go hard.

00:34:57.200 A.

00:34:57.720 What is this?

00:34:58.560 Yeah.

00:34:58.800 Elementary school.

00:35:00.060 Yeah.

00:35:00.460 Okay.

00:35:00.920 Everybody say it right now.

00:35:01.980 Go ahead.

00:35:02.320 From,

00:35:02.520 from Toad.

00:35:03.060 We have enough to do a tower.

00:35:06.800 Actually.

00:35:08.000 We could do a tower. 0.98

00:35:09.320 What's crazy is she's saying this to a tranny. 0.96

00:35:11.720 Like, 0.99

00:35:11.860 she's just like,

00:35:12.720 and this whole,

00:35:14.380 like,

00:35:14.620 it was,

00:35:15.180 it was great to see.

00:35:15.920 I mean,

00:35:16.020 cause I sent,

00:35:16.720 uh,

00:35:17.100 like a thread,

00:35:18.420 which Clint was friends with her,

00:35:19.980 but I think you've recently were like,

00:35:21.740 like,

00:35:22.140 nah, 1.00

00:35:22.420 fuck it. 1.00

00:35:22.760 She's a fucking. 1.00

00:35:24.620 Eliza. 1.00

00:35:25.220 No,

00:35:25.460 you,

00:35:25.720 Clint.

00:35:25.940 Yeah.

00:35:26.120 To her. 1.00

00:35:26.440 He's going to air out shit. 1.00

00:35:27.920 What the fuck? 1.00

00:35:29.420 He never said that. 1.00

00:35:30.660 You retard. 1.00

00:35:31.480 Why would you say that? 1.00

00:35:33.060 I did not say that.

00:35:34.880 And I still, 0.96

00:35:35.540 I'm still unclear as to exactly what the fuck's transpired. 0.92

00:35:38.980 So I'm not going to, 0.98

00:35:39.780 I'm going to reserve judgment just because I do know her personally.

00:35:42.220 And I,

00:35:42.580 I,

00:35:42.800 I consider her a friend.

00:35:43.980 So I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt until I have like

00:35:46.240 definitive evidence.

00:35:47.440 This is.

00:35:47.840 No,

00:35:47.920 no,

00:35:48.020 no,

00:35:48.120 no.

00:35:48.220 You said that you love her no matter what she stands for.

00:35:51.620 And that no matter what,

00:35:53.020 that you would be by her side.

00:35:56.480 I'm just being straight with you guys.

00:35:57.780 I'm a loyal friend. 0.99

00:35:58.540 If fucking like, 0.98

00:35:59.400 if it turns out that Cole is actually really smart, 0.99

00:36:01.800 I'm not going to fucking, 0.97

00:36:02.740 I'm not going to assume that that's true until I have. 0.98

00:36:05.340 It'd be so funny to see a red bike.

00:36:07.100 No,

00:36:07.260 this guy's lying.

00:36:08.040 He's not a retarded. 1.00

00:36:10.860 I'm like,

00:36:12.460 no,

00:36:12.780 it's not true.

00:36:13.560 We have formal documentation from Mensa with Dave on it.

00:36:17.880 Like,

00:36:18.120 how is this happening?

00:36:18.880 Yeah.

00:36:18.980 What Clint is actually saying is, 0.99

00:36:20.540 is don't ruin his chance at theoretical pussy is what he's saying. 0.97

00:36:23.940 That is not what he's saying. 1.00

00:36:24.800 That's more of my own dog.

00:36:26.080 And listen,

00:36:26.760 listen,

00:36:27.140 I'm just saying that the, 1.00

00:36:29.600 the fucking sexual abuse pussy, 1.00

00:36:32.480 it goes hard. 1.00

00:36:35.500 Has it been,

00:36:36.460 has it been restored in some way?

00:36:39.340 Do we have, 0.73

00:36:39.720 do we have pussy reparations on that? 1.00

00:36:42.280 Crip always knows, 1.00

00:36:43.940 Crip always knows everything about every like internet fucking interdrama shit. 1.00

00:36:48.800 Who is Jeffrey star? 0.99

00:36:50.340 And why is this a contract?

00:36:51.400 Is he trans?

00:36:52.540 Like what was the makeup? 0.99

00:36:53.340 He was like a makeup tranny, 1.00

00:36:54.700 right?

00:36:55.380 I don't know.

00:36:55.900 No,

00:36:57.660 he had a makeup company.

00:36:58.660 I believe.

00:36:59.080 Yeah.

00:36:59.280 Yeah.

00:36:59.500 He's renowned for.

00:37:00.440 Yeah. 0.98

00:37:00.640 That's why his whole claim to fame at first was my space and like music and shit. 0.93

00:37:07.840 Okay. 1.00

00:37:08.140 And then it moved into makeup and then the gay community fucking loved him. 0.99

00:37:13.860 And then he got involved with Jeffrey. 1.00

00:37:16.440 Fucking Shane. 1.00

00:37:17.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:18.320 Jane Charles fucking Shane Dawson. 0.99

00:37:21.420 And he just, 1.00

00:37:23.220 it's a whole bunch of dumb. 1.00

00:37:24.880 And then, 1.00

00:37:25.300 and then they all like,

00:37:26.520 I think they all three of them,

00:37:27.960 James Charles,

00:37:28.680 him and Shane Dawson all got like turned on type of pedo charges.

00:37:34.240 It's something like,

00:37:34.840 or something like there was all that.

00:37:36.080 A lot of accusations.

00:37:37.520 Yes.

00:37:38.180 Okay.

00:37:39.020 Okay.

00:37:39.460 So we don't know anything about that.

00:37:41.000 Cause I think that,

00:37:41.960 that would be an interesting angle.

00:37:43.060 If like,

00:37:43.880 if that's actually the trafficking that she witnessed was by him,

00:37:47.740 I'd be like,

00:37:48.240 what?

00:37:48.540 That,

00:37:49.080 that would be hilarious.

00:37:50.220 That is actually something people have said.

00:37:53.600 Oh,

00:37:53.760 interesting.

00:37:54.240 Okay.

00:37:54.440 I was just thinking that's been thrown out there.

00:37:56.520 Okay.

00:37:57.060 Okay.

00:37:57.360 It's all just projections.

00:37:58.400 She was a Jelaine Maxwell of Jeffrey. 1.00

00:38:01.060 Holy shit. 1.00

00:38:01.980 That'd be crazy. 0.99

00:38:05.260 I will say though,

00:38:06.600 on that whole thing,

00:38:07.780 like I,

00:38:08.380 I haven't seen anything that suggests other,

00:38:10.720 cause the whole thing was,

00:38:11.460 she threatened to sue some people over sharing,

00:38:15.340 you know,

00:38:15.760 what she said was like,

00:38:17.560 you know,

00:38:18.340 what,

00:38:18.560 what was the word she's saying? 0.99

00:38:19.320 It wasn't a consensual shit. 0.99

00:38:21.100 She wanted out, 0.99

00:38:22.500 but it was like,

00:38:23.020 supposedly from a public music video,

00:38:25.800 which I'm not gonna lie.

00:38:26.840 I've seen a long time ago. 1.00

00:38:28.240 Good shit. 1.00

00:38:28.780 Um, 1.00

00:38:29.820 but,

00:38:30.160 um,

00:38:30.560 I think your personal words were,

00:38:32.960 uh,

00:38:33.260 I beat off to it at least three times.

00:38:35.020 No,

00:38:35.400 at least twice.

00:38:36.120 At least twice.

00:38:36.540 A little story here.

00:38:37.360 I did,

00:38:37.700 I did like some artwork for Eliza a while ago and I was looking for references for her face.

00:38:42.240 And I used the reference from that.

00:38:43.740 I'm sorry,

00:38:46.540 Eliza.

00:38:47.140 It is what it is.

00:38:48.160 I'm liable.

00:38:49.140 You sent me a bad one.

00:38:50.440 Yeah.

00:38:50.820 Well,

00:38:51.060 the only thing that would save it for me is if like,

00:38:54.380 come to find out there was something else that was like,

00:38:56.760 no,

00:38:57.000 they actually shared that,

00:38:58.060 but I don't think anything's come out to be the opposite. 1.00

00:39:01.120 And I can say this is stupid and still think the other shit she's doing good is good. 1.00

00:39:05.300 This is just retarded. 1.00

00:39:06.220 Well, 0.95

00:39:06.380 let me,

00:39:06.720 let me,

00:39:07.160 let me say what my major gripe is here.

00:39:09.120 And I think this will surprise people.

00:39:10.800 Maybe not.

00:39:11.240 I don't honestly care if she lied about her backstory and then went on to try and help people. 0.94

00:39:17.280 But what I do care about is that her trying to hide her backstory has now led to the suspension of a bunch of high profile people that right,

00:39:25.200 that rightfully should not have been suspended.

00:39:28.080 And I think that the fact that she pushed for that is reprehensible.

00:39:31.480 Honestly,

00:39:32.000 like that,

00:39:32.360 that to me is the worst thing she's done.

00:39:34.420 Yeah,

00:39:34.580 I agree. 0.99

00:39:35.120 I don't give a shit about her past. 0.99

00:39:37.180 That's the only thing I care about that. 0.99

00:39:38.300 She's like threatening legal action and got people kicked off. 1.00

00:39:40.560 Well,

00:39:40.760 especially if you're espousing libertarian ideals,

00:39:43.280 it's like,

00:39:43.620 it's terrible.

00:39:44.080 Do you think she smashed Elon guys?

00:39:47.020 Yes or no?

00:39:48.080 I think there's a chance. 1.00

00:39:49.500 That traffic pussy goes hard, 1.00

00:39:50.720 apparently. 1.00

00:39:51.360 She smashes like a button,

00:39:53.300 man.

00:39:53.760 Well,

00:39:54.020 I'm telling you,

00:39:55.040 it put me up in the wheelchair.

00:40:01.100 We finally got the real origin story.

00:40:03.080 I love it. 0.99

00:40:03.620 You got fucked by Eliza blue back in 2008. 1.00

00:40:07.960 That's right. 1.00

00:40:08.620 She blew him. 1.00

00:40:09.520 She fucking blew. 1.00

00:40:11.100 She broke me, 1.00

00:40:12.320 dude.

00:40:15.040 It's,

00:40:15.580 it's just, 0.99

00:40:16.320 she's killing better men. 1.00

00:40:18.220 It is funny to me, 0.52

00:40:19.160 just the whole situation.

00:40:20.420 I just find it really funny because it's just like,

00:40:22.620 uh,

00:40:23.420 if she did just lie about all of it,

00:40:25.100 it's just like a perfect grift.

00:40:26.600 Like honestly,

00:40:27.300 good for you for a woman getting to that point where she's like, 1.00

00:40:30.360 like,

00:40:31.460 you know, 1.00

00:40:32.600 hobnobbing it with fucking Elon. 1.00

00:40:34.540 Like you got to the top. 1.00

00:40:36.780 You made it.

00:40:37.500 That's a lot of it.

00:40:38.600 Her biggest error error for one,

00:40:40.320 obviously was the threatening thing and like freaking out about that.

00:40:43.240 She honestly should have never brought up her backstory.

00:40:45.440 Maybe slightly alluded to it.

00:40:47.320 Like this is like, 0.99

00:40:48.580 say it's assuming it's completely bullshit or even if it's not bullshit, 1.00

00:40:51.280 she probably, 0.98

00:40:51.820 I think she never should have referenced it at all or not reference it,

00:40:54.660 but never should have like really gone into it.

00:40:56.860 Or if someone tried to ask her about it,

00:40:58.100 be like,

00:40:58.540 Hey,

00:40:58.640 that's not important.

00:40:59.400 What's important is the work I'm doing.

00:41:00.720 And just kind of like side skirt it or full on a hundred percent receipts.

00:41:04.400 It's got to be one extreme or the other.

00:41:06.000 I disagree because there's no way that,

00:41:08.060 that anyone would have like been so interested in speaking to her for all

00:41:11.000 these years.

00:41:11.400 If she didn't have the backstory to add to the credence of what she was

00:41:15.520 trying to convey.

00:41:16.280 So she didn't really give a back story wrong.

00:41:18.260 You're both looking wrong.

00:41:19.000 You said I was trafficked and that was it.

00:41:22.040 Like here's what she needed to do.

00:41:23.900 was to open an only fans and explain her story on only fans.

00:41:29.340 But then it's just like,

00:41:30.680 I am trapped myself now.

00:41:33.240 Whoa.

00:41:34.140 Yeah.

00:41:34.800 And all women can use now and go to my buddy, 1.00

00:41:38.780 Andrew Tate.

00:41:39.560 He'll get you set up.

00:41:41.060 Then told could actually make this circuits on podcast as the world's

00:41:45.200 leading expert on every only fans girl.

00:41:47.860 That's right.

00:41:48.700 You,

00:41:48.880 by the way,

00:41:49.100 there is a guy out there that actually is that.

00:41:51.040 And I want to meet that band.

00:41:52.720 And actually,

00:41:53.360 by the way,

00:41:53.680 Toad,

00:41:54.020 it's good to meet you.

00:41:55.820 Can we get this guy on the show?

00:41:59.660 Let's get him on the show.

00:42:01.140 Didn't we have a,

00:42:02.140 some video?

00:42:03.180 I have a surprise actually,

00:42:04.360 because now that we're all hating on Toad.

00:42:06.260 But so we,

00:42:07.760 we were in the group chat this morning.

00:42:09.560 Yeah.

00:42:10.060 Cole.

00:42:10.560 And we were talking about like things that we would do to call due to

00:42:14.260 Toad,

00:42:14.780 because we just like,

00:42:16.360 and there's no offense to you,

00:42:17.660 Toad.

00:42:17.940 We like you,

00:42:18.500 but I mean,

00:42:18.920 when you say things,

00:42:19.720 I really,

00:42:20.500 really bothers me.

00:42:23.040 So a little diggy,

00:42:24.160 could you just go ahead and pull up this graphic?

00:42:25.720 And this is going to be a little quick game that we play real quick.

00:42:28.200 We'll go around the horn.

00:42:29.700 And we're going to all, 0.71

00:42:32.460 so the name of the game is kill Toad. 0.84

00:42:35.860 I look pretty bad-ass as the bride there. 0.69

00:42:38.540 I'm not going to lie.

00:42:39.360 You're just making it worse for yourself.

00:42:40.800 So let's go around the horn.

00:42:42.600 And in,

00:42:43.900 in the,

00:42:44.360 in the case that Toad does get murdered,

00:42:46.860 we're all going to have,

00:42:47.720 you know,

00:42:47.980 documented witness right,

00:42:49.540 right here.

00:42:50.180 So it'll come back to if,

00:42:51.500 if he's murdered in this way.

00:42:52.480 And my, 0.99

00:42:52.960 my way of killing Toad, 1.00

00:42:54.300 as I said in the group chat is I would hang him by his underwear up. 0.99

00:42:57.140 Up like, 0.99

00:42:58.240 like just give him a wedgie. 0.97

00:42:59.240 And then I'd cut him between his, 1.00

00:43:00.480 his toes. 0.99

00:43:01.380 That's an atomic wedgie. 0.93

00:43:02.700 I believe.

00:43:03.200 Yes.

00:43:03.500 I cut, 0.99

00:43:03.960 I cut between his toes and let him bleed out like that. 0.99

00:43:06.240 Like a, 1.00

00:43:06.520 like a pig for hours until he died. 0.99

00:43:09.400 And then, 0.99

00:43:10.060 and then I take his blood and I'd spin it into a centrifuge and I'd cure

00:43:13.520 autism.

00:43:14.340 That's how I'd do it.

00:43:16.280 So whoever wants to go next,

00:43:18.960 you can go next,

00:43:19.680 but I'm sure we've all fantasized about it.

00:43:21.540 So let's go.

00:43:22.000 Well,

00:43:22.240 I know what Cole said in the chat.

00:43:24.180 I don't know.

00:43:24.340 Oh yeah.

00:43:24.660 I said,

00:43:25.140 I was straight up a claw hammer to the, 0.98

00:43:27.140 the head while you're, 0.98

00:43:28.160 it was just quick and easy.

00:43:30.800 By the way,

00:43:31.720 this,

00:43:31.960 this all started because I said that the contortionist is a good band.

00:43:38.240 I've seen them twice,

00:43:39.620 bro.

00:43:39.940 We,

00:43:40.240 we do not deal with a descent very well.

00:43:42.780 And you,

00:43:43.400 you tend to dissent more often than most.

00:43:46.500 It was just like for every bad joke, 1.00

00:43:48.500 I will smack you in the head with the claw hammer. 1.00

00:43:50.220 Just like, 1.00

00:43:50.760 just like,

00:43:50.780 just bam.

00:43:51.840 He just had no head left.

00:43:53.200 He just had no head left.

00:43:54.600 I would just have mice and men,

00:43:55.960 him,

00:43:56.240 you know,

00:43:56.420 kind of like under the back,

00:43:57.340 you know,

00:43:57.540 kind of deal.

00:43:58.380 But I would like,

00:43:59.200 instead of being like,

00:44:00.140 Hey,

00:44:00.320 just look at the flowers.

00:44:01.740 Yeah.

00:44:02.080 Lenny,

00:44:02.420 like all Lenny stuff. 0.99

00:44:03.460 Instead of the look of the flowers or whatever the fuck. 0.96

00:44:05.280 Well, 1.00

00:44:05.420 I am that retarded. 1.00

00:44:07.040 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:44:07.880 All right. 1.00

00:44:08.120 But I would insult his betting and just let him spurg and that would distract him. 1.00

00:44:15.720 Oh,

00:44:16.300 that'd be great.

00:44:16.880 Just like put them just like,

00:44:19.020 Hey,

00:44:20.800 toad,

00:44:21.200 what do you think about like Kansas city and the Bengals?

00:44:23.880 I really think the Bengals are going to win.

00:44:25.240 And I bet them on the money line.

00:44:26.780 He goes,

00:44:27.200 all right,

00:44:27.440 this is what I want to say about that.

00:44:28.360 You just blam.

00:44:29.040 My plan is,

00:44:32.500 it's very reminiscent to fight club where I don't want to destroy something beautiful,

00:44:38.120 obviously,

00:44:38.500 but I do want to like mount him and then just ground and pound.

00:44:42.340 And,

00:44:42.560 but I don't want anyone to pull me off.

00:44:43.680 And I just want to do that.

00:44:44.700 Until he expires. 1.00

00:44:47.540 I can pound his face. 1.00

00:44:49.220 I know you don't know. 0.99

00:44:50.980 No,

00:44:51.040 no, 1.00

00:44:51.220 shut up. 1.00

00:44:51.780 I'm saying, 1.00

00:44:52.300 I know you don't know very well, 0.69

00:44:54.200 but how would you kill him? 0.89

00:44:55.240 Let's say you had functioning body parts. 0.99

00:44:56.700 What would you do?

00:44:57.640 Oh, 0.99

00:44:57.860 I know enough to want him to die. 0.98

00:45:02.840 I don't have functioning body parts. 0.74

00:45:04.960 I probably do what they did to like all those,

00:45:09.840 uh,

00:45:10.680 the terrorists back in the day.

00:45:12.140 And I just put you in a cell and just play the most loud, 1.00

00:45:17.020 dumb shit. 1.00

00:45:17.580 music and just let you, 1.00

00:45:20.560 and let you slowly go and say,

00:45:22.920 Tom Woods house,

00:45:24.080 but except it probably would be like,

00:45:26.460 uh,

00:45:27.640 Amy Schumer and Leslie Jones's podcast.

00:45:30.380 Oh my God.

00:45:33.520 That is way harsher than I expected.

00:45:37.020 This is the only thing I think maybe that you can do also is before he goes in there,

00:45:41.640 you just give him a blood transfusion.

00:45:43.300 So he gets whatever you got.

00:45:44.460 And so he also has to slowly can't even like you just,

00:45:48.120 every day you get a little bit more and more.

00:45:50.780 Well,

00:45:51.180 like a part over like,

00:45:53.400 yeah.

00:45:53.800 So I'd have whatever that paralysis is and AIDS on top of that. 1.00

00:45:57.060 Holy shit. 1.00

00:45:57.600 And the AIDS. 1.00

00:45:58.200 Yeah.

00:45:58.480 And the AIDS.

00:46:00.100 Um,

00:46:00.480 tell your mom,

00:46:01.300 tell your mom.

00:46:01.800 Thank you for that.

00:46:02.500 By the way.

00:46:04.220 Yeah.

00:46:04.900 We still have one more.

00:46:06.100 So toad,

00:46:06.860 if you, 1.00

00:46:07.300 if you're going to kill yourself, 0.99

00:46:09.100 how are you going to do it? 1.00

00:46:12.320 Well,

00:46:12.900 man,

00:46:13.460 I've told us the truth.

00:46:15.020 I've thought about,

00:46:15.840 we know you've thought about this.

00:46:18.740 Every day.

00:46:20.920 Every day.

00:46:22.140 Like the first hour of my,

00:46:24.120 of my daily ritual.

00:46:25.320 Every day I get closer and closer and it's,

00:46:27.380 you know,

00:46:27.580 it kind of alternates between like,

00:46:29.700 am I going to go over to that bridge over there and jump off of it?

00:46:32.280 Where one,

00:46:33.140 one point I was standing on that bridge,

00:46:34.840 watching the fireworks and this carload of women drove by and yelled,

00:46:38.260 don't do it.

00:46:39.180 We should,

00:46:41.300 we should go around, 0.98

00:46:42.220 we should go around the horn and talk about how we would kill ourselves.

00:46:45.320 Cause this is actually something I've thought about before.

00:46:47.600 I actually have a pretty decent one.

00:46:49.280 I feel like it requires a little bit of explanation.

00:46:51.800 Cause this is specifically something I crafted while I was in the military.

00:46:55.140 Uh, 0.98

00:46:55.980 fucking like, 0.99

00:46:56.980 it's the source of my power. 0.99

00:47:02.340 I used to work in an aircraft hangar and I'd fucking like, 0.93

00:47:06.020 we would take the aircraft completely apart, 0.96

00:47:07.920 inspect it,

00:47:08.400 blah,

00:47:08.560 blah.

00:47:09.060 And on our specific aircraft,

00:47:10.960 there's this thing called the boom on the back and you take it off.

00:47:13.000 And when you take it off,

00:47:13.640 there's this like thing that normally hoists the boom up and down.

00:47:17.260 It's this big metal cable,

00:47:18.320 but it looks like a noose.

00:47:19.380 And what I always wanted to do is like figure out a way.

00:47:22.500 And I can't remember how I thought of it before to raise the boom.

00:47:26.320 Cause like you would raise it and it would like hang you.

00:47:28.460 But what I would do before is go and open all the fuel sumps on the

00:47:31.620 aircraft.

00:47:32.360 And that like,

00:47:33.160 so that way,

00:47:33.640 cause it's a tanker. 0.84

00:47:34.500 It's like literally holds a fuck load of gas and then just like rig some 0.97

00:47:37.860 sort of fire thing. 0.79

00:47:38.760 So that way,

00:47:39.360 and like do the MacGruber thing where you like duct tape your hands like

00:47:42.440 this.

00:47:43.000 And so that way,

00:47:43.920 like there's this ominous thing that when they were,

00:47:46.480 they respond, 0.80

00:47:47.040 there's this guy hanging that's pretty bad ass, 0.60

00:47:52.860 but you know, 0.99

00:47:53.320 that's one of the most graphic fucking things I've ever heard. 0.98

00:47:58.060 Way more creative than mine. 0.99

00:47:59.260 Mine's obviously.

00:48:00.000 So the intrusive thought of just driving into oncoming traffic,

00:48:02.680 I get that all the time.

00:48:03.640 Oh,

00:48:03.980 but I'm like,

00:48:05.040 if I'm really going to do it,

00:48:06.660 I would just like take my shotgun out to that lake back there.

00:48:09.060 And I know there's gators back there and I would like walk like halfway 0.98

00:48:11.580 in and just boom.

00:48:12.620 And that would be that.

00:48:13.360 No one ever find me.

00:48:14.300 They find the gun.

00:48:14.980 You'd fall in and get eaten by the gators.

00:48:17.220 Yes.

00:48:17.500 You'd disappear.

00:48:18.260 I really liked the,

00:48:19.740 uh,

00:48:20.300 the idea of the intrusive thoughts of driving because it kind of can get

00:48:24.420 suicide by cop. 0.99

00:48:25.600 So just go to a major city and then just fucking go to a sidewalk, 1.00

00:48:30.780 drive 40 miles an hour, 0.99

00:48:32.080 whatever it is.

00:48:32.800 And then just start nice.

00:48:33.920 France,

00:48:34.500 for example,

00:48:35.140 destroy like 18 people and get the cops come after you and then just pull 0.95

00:48:39.360 out a gun and then get five stars.

00:48:41.040 Yeah.

00:48:41.520 Yeah.

00:48:41.720 You get five stars of DTA and then just pull out a gun and then just

00:48:45.560 watch this sit there and just, 0.98

00:48:47.140 just like fucking like the end of Red Dead Redemption. 0.99

00:48:50.320 Like that's what I want. 0.98

00:48:50.920 That's what I want right there. 0.99

00:48:51.780 And your white privilege comes in and they won't kill you. 0.97

00:48:55.840 They bring you to Burger King instead. 0.54

00:48:58.960 They're like,

00:48:59.100 Oh dude,

00:48:59.740 no,

00:48:59.880 no,

00:49:00.000 no.

00:49:00.080 You gotta go,

00:49:00.540 you gotta go chocolate body. 0.97

00:49:02.800 You gotta go chocolate body just to make sure that they take you out.

00:49:04.700 I was thinking,

00:49:07.140 you know,

00:49:07.960 honestly mine would get the secret service called.

00:49:10.160 So I'm just going to say that it would take place at the world economic forum.

00:49:13.500 And you will remember my name forever.

00:49:15.600 Yeah.

00:49:15.780 You see,

00:49:16.100 I was,

00:49:16.620 I was going to say you guys are squandering an opportunity.

00:49:19.960 No,

00:49:20.440 I was,

00:49:21.180 I was literally about to say the same thing as Clint.

00:49:23.620 And it was going to be something involving a suicide by Davos.

00:49:28.080 I was like,

00:49:29.380 if Clint was a suicide bomber,

00:49:31.460 it would just be another psyop from the feds.

00:49:33.780 Like that's true.

00:49:35.240 That's true.

00:49:35.580 You guys would be so convinced that I was a fed at that point.

00:49:37.940 we always knew it.

00:49:40.040 We always knew it.

00:49:40.820 Like,

00:49:41.060 wait,

00:49:41.360 wait,

00:49:41.580 they just let Clint in.

00:49:43.220 What?

00:49:44.020 I mean,

00:49:44.300 Jose would do an eight part,

00:49:45.940 uh,

00:49:46.420 uh,

00:49:47.040 documentary series on a podcast about how like all this fed stuff.

00:49:51.220 The truth about Clint Russell. 0.99

00:49:53.620 Oh fuck. 0.99

00:49:54.800 This is, 1.00

00:49:55.240 this was a really dark,

00:49:56.280 but kind of uplifting.

00:49:57.440 And you know what?

00:49:58.300 I know.

00:49:59.240 Crip,

00:49:59.480 you have these thoughts.

00:50:00.300 Let us know.

00:50:00.760 Come on.

00:50:01.140 Let us.

00:50:02.700 Honestly,

00:50:03.200 honestly,

00:50:03.600 God,

00:50:03.860 I've been wanting to go to a state because I could definitely qualify for

00:50:09.380 assisted suicide.

00:50:10.680 And they do it with like pills.

00:50:12.640 They just have a little suicide pill and they don't like give it to you

00:50:16.940 there and like make you take it.

00:50:19.160 You there have the pill and it's up to you.

00:50:22.360 You can do it whenever you want.

00:50:23.860 Oh,

00:50:24.180 you know,

00:50:24.580 so it's an option and I would keep it with me at any given moment.

00:50:29.780 And I would never tell anybody when I was going to do it.

00:50:32.560 And I would deliberately wait for like this,

00:50:35.600 a really annoying moment.

00:50:36.900 Like,

00:50:37.760 Hey mom, 1.00

00:50:38.100 did you grab the fucking pizza rolls? 1.00

00:50:40.100 You didn't know? 1.00

00:50:40.940 Fuck this. 1.00

00:50:45.120 If you guys seen the fed thing, 1.00

00:50:47.080 like,

00:50:47.260 I don't remember where I've heard this for,

00:50:48.440 but it was like a thing.

00:50:49.160 The old feds,

00:50:49.620 where they have like a cyanide pill in their teeth.

00:50:51.620 Yeah,

00:50:51.640 yeah,

00:50:51.760 yeah,

00:50:51.960 yeah,

00:50:52.160 yeah.

00:50:53.080 The only thing I asked,

00:50:54.820 I've never asked you of anything,

00:50:55.860 but if you do do that,

00:50:56.740 please do it on this podcast.

00:50:57.920 Like just do it in the beginning.

00:50:59.100 I absolutely watch.

00:51:00.260 No,

00:51:00.620 the only other time.

00:51:01.280 I've been thinking about it the entire time.

00:51:02.840 Do like a filming for a,

00:51:05.320 for a comedy special.

00:51:06.560 And that's how you end the special.

00:51:08.180 All right,

00:51:08.680 guys,

00:51:09.400 it's been a night.

00:51:11.200 You know what'd be dope?

00:51:12.280 You know how Chris Rock is doing the first ever live stream on Netflix?

00:51:15.080 If you did that, 0.91

00:51:16.860 that'd be fucking incredible. 0.96

00:51:17.920 Or it would get numbers, 0.99

00:51:20.080 dude.

00:51:20.440 Second,

00:51:20.800 second best option.

00:51:22.500 Honest,

00:51:22.820 honest opinion.

00:51:23.460 Second best option.

00:51:24.640 You do it.

00:51:26.400 I'm going to say an hour and 20 into your first Joe Rogan experience appearance. 0.98

00:51:30.760 Like that would be so fucking funny. 0.86

00:51:33.000 I would never, 0.97

00:51:33.680 I would never stop laughing.

00:51:34.820 I might,

00:51:35.060 I might be putting a stain of silent how hard it would be.

00:51:36.960 It's funny to think about these pills now.

00:51:38.340 Cause it's like a,

00:51:39.320 you ever, 1.00

00:51:39.600 you guys ever fuck around with Viagra or like a blue, 0.99

00:51:42.820 blue shoe or something? 1.00

00:51:43.440 I don't need that shit. 1.00

00:51:44.260 I'm good, 1.00

00:51:44.740 man.

00:51:45.200 Yeah.

00:51:45.540 We know you don't.

00:51:46.300 I can get it up,

00:51:46.820 dude. 1.00

00:51:47.400 You guys are fucking gay. 1.00

00:51:49.100 Everybody knows a little bit longer. 1.00

00:51:51.580 I've literally never tried it ever in my life.

00:51:53.520 I don't know.

00:51:54.200 Oh,

00:51:54.400 it's fine.

00:51:54.540 You know why? 1.00

00:51:55.140 Cause fucking, 1.00

00:51:55.820 uh, 1.00

00:51:56.120 you never hear about ED with unmarried dudes. 0.92

00:51:58.700 So yeah,

00:51:59.740 that's true.

00:52:00.120 But I mean,

00:52:00.680 it's one of those things where if, 0.98

00:52:01.760 if you just like fucking around with it, 0.98

00:52:03.340 you take it and you're like, 0.99

00:52:04.500 I don't know how long this is going to take to kick in.

00:52:06.300 And you're trying to time it like not,

00:52:07.860 not the Cialis stuff,

00:52:08.840 but like the Viagra type,

00:52:10.200 the one that like has a fixed time that it'll,

00:52:12.360 it's kind of like that.

00:52:14.060 Like you got these pills.

00:52:14.960 You're like,

00:52:15.180 I wonder how long it'll be.

00:52:16.520 Almost like an edible too.

00:52:17.700 So it'd be really funny if he takes one and like an hour later,

00:52:19.860 it's like,

00:52:19.960 I don't even think he takes another one and he can just die twice.

00:52:22.780 Yeah. 0.80

00:52:23.180 He can really die. 0.93

00:52:24.020 He's extra dead.

00:52:29.080 Oh, 1.00

00:52:29.480 fuck. 1.00

00:52:30.920 Honestly, 1.00

00:52:31.460 I think the special.

00:52:32.520 He takes it twice and he's alive again.

00:52:34.280 You're like,

00:52:34.460 yeah.

00:52:35.200 You just wind up in the ER with a,

00:52:40.080 an uncontrollable,

00:52:41.220 uncontrollable boner that doesn't go away.

00:52:44.860 Although I would say if Crip ever did just go to Canada at all, 0.59

00:52:49.400 they would immediately assist suicide because they were like,

00:52:52.540 I mean,

00:52:52.780 they would be like,

00:52:53.300 this guy has to go.

00:52:54.580 Like he's disabled. 1.00

00:52:56.620 Immediately.

00:52:57.100 Like just against his own will.

00:52:59.120 Just go.

00:52:59.560 I don't understand how they let Ricky be alive this long.

00:53:04.240 That's a good point.

00:53:04.900 Is he in Canada?

00:53:05.500 He's Canadian.

00:53:06.600 He's like,

00:53:09.000 it's scary that they let him go this long.

00:53:11.820 Yeah.

00:53:11.920 If there was one person that ought to be assisted with suicide,

00:53:14.660 it's Ricky Burwood.

00:53:15.540 Honestly,

00:53:16.100 it should be,

00:53:16.540 it should have been a late term abortion, 1.00

00:53:18.240 like a really late term,

00:53:19.180 10,

00:53:19.780 15.

00:53:20.280 I don't care.

00:53:22.340 If,

00:53:22.740 if Crip were to go to Canada, 0.96

00:53:24.240 they would actually force a suicide. 0.86

00:53:26.600 I mean,

00:53:26.680 cause you have to be vaxxed to get in.

00:53:28.900 Yeah,

00:53:29.280 it's true.

00:53:30.240 No,

00:53:30.740 not anymore.

00:53:31.220 It's been forever.

00:53:32.280 I got it like the beginning.

00:53:34.260 And I said,

00:53:34.920 I'm so glad we did that segment.

00:53:36.860 So I actually told one of my friends,

00:53:39.140 they were like,

00:53:39.440 Oh,

00:53:39.560 you're on a podcast.

00:53:40.300 And I was like,

00:53:40.880 yeah,

00:53:41.040 yeah.

00:53:41.160 Tower gang.

00:53:41.560 You should watch.

00:53:42.140 We're going to have this dude on.

00:53:43.120 He's like,

00:53:43.480 he's in a wheelchair.

00:53:44.160 He's like really funny.

00:53:45.160 That old,

00:53:45.600 Oh,

00:53:45.720 that guy,

00:53:46.120 Ricky.

00:53:46.940 And I was like,

00:53:47.400 no,

00:53:48.900 no,

00:53:49.160 we're not that cool.

00:53:50.620 It's another guy.

00:53:51.560 You'd never heard of him.

00:53:52.440 Cool. 0.99

00:53:52.780 I don't even want fucking Ricky on the show. 0.99

00:53:54.300 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:53:55.140 He wouldn't do it.

00:53:56.200 I promise.

00:53:56.740 He wouldn't do it.

00:53:57.660 Good.

00:53:58.120 He's a little bit of a,

00:53:59.320 what we, 1.00

00:54:00.300 we in the industry call a faggot. 1.00

00:54:05.880 I mean, 0.99

00:54:06.440 I'm not up on the comedy jargon.

00:54:08.980 So yeah,

00:54:09.420 I know it's a,

00:54:09.960 it's a turn.

00:54:10.960 You'll get there one day.

00:54:12.820 It's weird.

00:54:13.460 Like,

00:54:13.740 even though I just got to,

00:54:14.720 you know, 0.73

00:54:15.260 graphically describe how I would kill Toad, 0.91

00:54:17.600 I still don't like him.

00:54:19.680 Isn't that weird?

00:54:20.580 Yeah.

00:54:21.060 I thought it would be a levity,

00:54:23.200 like cathartic.

00:54:24.260 Yeah.

00:54:24.600 Like,

00:54:24.900 but now it's,

00:54:25.540 it's actually made my rage towards him increase.

00:54:27.480 It's like that joke he just made about how,

00:54:29.400 how Crip couldn't get into Canada unless he was back.

00:54:31.640 I was like,

00:54:32.260 I want to choke the life out of you right now. 1.00

00:54:33.960 I can't stop. 0.98

00:54:34.760 I have a better answer now.

00:54:38.760 I'd like to revise my answer.

00:54:40.240 Can I revise my answer?

00:54:41.440 Can we just spend the rest of the show talking about different ways?

00:54:43.220 All right.

00:54:43.440 Sorry.

00:54:43.800 Go ahead.

00:54:44.640 Oh yeah.

00:54:48.060 We're going to run it back.

00:54:49.460 All right.

00:54:49.600 You guys want to do plugs?

00:54:50.840 We're at,

00:54:51.000 we're at 50 minutes.

00:54:52.100 Are we still doing that?

00:54:53.820 Are we doing middle? 1.00

00:54:54.640 What the fuck? 0.99

00:54:55.380 I like the middle. 1.00

00:54:56.080 I like the vibe to the music.

00:54:57.480 All right,

00:54:58.000 fine.

00:54:58.200 Well,

00:54:58.380 we all found it.

00:54:59.220 That's all I want.

00:54:59.960 That's the real thing.

00:55:00.680 If you play this music too loud, 1.00

00:55:01.680 I'm going to fucking kill you the way I'll kill. 1.00

00:55:03.860 I still have two strikes on YouTube, 1.00

00:55:09.200 but they are working on getting it lifted.

00:55:10.800 I spoke to an actual human being at YouTube.

00:55:12.280 They are working on it.

00:55:13.100 It should happen soon.

00:55:14.460 There's 7,260 followers over on Rumble.

00:55:16.820 Make sure you go check out my latest there.

00:55:18.160 It will be Jesse,

00:55:19.160 Kelly,

00:55:19.380 Dave Smith over the next two days.

00:55:20.840 Love you guys.

00:55:21.360 I'm out.

00:55:22.500 Hey,

00:55:23.000 no way.

00:55:23.380 Jose is my show. 1.00

00:55:25.080 Fucking. 0.99

00:55:26.080 Why is that graphic still up? 1.00

00:55:27.080 Get your shit together. 1.00

00:55:27.860 There we go. 1.00

00:55:28.520 All right. 1.00

00:55:28.980 Fucking. 0.99

00:55:29.600 I just started. 1.00

00:55:30.340 You can see right there.

00:55:31.180 I just started a new JFK series,

00:55:33.180 so you may enjoy that.

00:55:35.460 Yeah.

00:55:35.960 The other thing I really got is I got Tim Cass coming up February 8th.

00:55:39.640 Reed will be on the day after me,

00:55:41.040 so we'll both be able to be there and hang out. 1.00

00:55:42.940 Be fucking dope as shit. 1.00

00:55:45.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:45.660 Follow me on Twitter at Tower Gang Jose,

00:55:47.080 and that's all I can do.

00:55:48.080 Oh.

00:55:49.640 Jesus.

00:55:50.040 You can catch me at TopLobster.com.

00:55:53.040 TopLobster everywhere else.

00:55:54.220 Instagram,

00:55:54.800 Twitter.

00:55:55.400 Don't follow me on Facebook. 1.00

00:55:56.480 I don't do that shit. 0.99

00:55:57.600 And check out PodcastMarch.com. 1.00

00:55:59.680 Yeah.

00:55:59.920 We're doing that.

00:56:00.980 That's it.

00:56:03.500 Cool.

00:56:04.780 Oh,

00:56:05.120 no.

00:56:05.720 This is Fat Dave on Twitter.

00:56:06.720 That's it.

00:56:07.280 But Crip,

00:56:08.800 that's the one I want to hear.

00:56:10.420 All right.

00:56:10.940 Check out my show on Censored TV,

00:56:15.380 the only late night morning daytime talk show.

00:56:19.020 New episode went out today. 0.99

00:56:21.280 It was fucking fire. 0.99

00:56:23.100 I had some shirts for sale at Flagrant Triggers. 0.99

00:56:27.460 I had to slow down when I said that.

00:56:30.940 I have slipped up a few too many times. 0.87

00:56:34.260 Flagrant Niggers is way funnier, though. 1.00

00:56:36.060 It's way funnier,

00:56:36.980 but when you have to be recording an ad,

00:56:40.940 you know,

00:56:41.420 you know,

00:56:41.440 you're like,

00:56:41.520 you're like,

00:56:41.900 you're like,

00:56:42.280 you're like,

00:56:42.360 you're like,

00:56:43.320 you're like,

00:56:43.360 you're like,

00:56:43.620 you're like,

00:56:44.060 you're like,

00:56:44.360 you're like,

00:56:45.380 you're like,

00:56:45.480 I have a shirt up there now.

00:56:48.200 They don't put me on the front page.

00:56:49.820 It's fine.

00:56:51.480 They put the two women on the front page.

00:56:54.120 I get it.

00:56:54.820 I understand.

00:56:55.540 But there you go.

00:56:57.240 Yeah.

00:56:58.360 Dude,

00:56:58.760 I didn't even know you had a tattoo.

00:57:01.140 That's actually pretty good.

00:57:02.140 I have a few different ones.

00:57:03.580 Yeah.

00:57:04.300 He can't feel it,

00:57:05.260 so why not?

00:57:05.660 Did you get a berserk one recently?

00:57:06.920 Or were you,

00:57:07.460 or?

00:57:08.060 Yeah,

00:57:08.340 yeah,

00:57:08.500 I don't want to undercut them,

00:57:13.540 but we'll put you on the front page of podcast merch,

00:57:15.920 man.

00:57:16.640 Yeah.

00:57:16.940 I'm just saying.

00:57:17.820 Yeah.

00:57:18.620 And we have a dope designer that I know personally,

00:57:20.760 so think about it.

00:57:22.120 No,

00:57:22.400 really?

00:57:23.020 I didn't know that.

00:57:25.180 Tower Gang Toad on Twitter.

00:57:27.220 Follow us.

00:57:28.180 Subscribe to the Patreon.

00:57:29.780 Patreon.com slash Tower Gang Pod.

00:57:33.140 Tower Gang.

00:57:33.920 What's happening after the show?

00:57:35.380 Oh,

00:57:35.460 yeah,

00:57:35.880 that's right.

00:57:36.360 If you're subscribed to the Patreon after the show tonight,

00:57:38.560 we're going to do a live Patreon only stream,

00:57:41.380 which is going to be Cole versus Clint debating or just calling each

00:57:45.760 other faggots over the Crowder thing. 1.00

00:57:47.760 It's a roast debate. 1.00

00:57:48.700 It's something that we came up with.

00:57:49.920 God,

00:57:50.080 why are you so awful at selling you?

00:57:51.280 First ever roast debate.

00:57:53.680 Cole and I, 0.99

00:57:54.460 obviously Cole can't fuck with me on a real debate stage, 0.99

00:57:57.480 so we're going to just make it who can talk the best shit during a 1.00

00:58:00.560 debate. 0.99

00:58:01.120 We're going to be talking about the Crowder versus Daily Wire shit, 0.99

00:58:03.260 but that's not the point. 0.99

00:58:04.060 Tune in because we're going to eviscerate one another.

00:58:06.720 It's going to be beautiful.

00:58:07.280 Me and Top kind of laid out the rules on this,

00:58:10.220 and what we're thinking is your argument itself is worth like 10% of who

00:58:16.300 wins the debate.

00:58:17.260 That's it.

00:58:17.540 The 90% is ad hominem attacks that your sources are all made up and how

00:58:26.480 muscular you are.

00:58:27.720 So that's what actually matters in a debate more than like your actual,

00:58:31.100 you know,

00:58:31.400 arguments and going,

00:58:32.880 Oh,

00:58:33.100 what about you have that fallacy?

00:58:34.740 No,

00:58:34.920 no,

00:58:35.020 no.

00:58:35.360 Honestly,

00:58:35.720 God,

00:58:36.060 I'm a,

00:58:36.620 I'm a massive underdog in this,

00:58:38.280 in this debate.

00:58:38.760 That's true.

00:58:40.740 If you can prove your opponent is gay without any legitimate sources, 0.97

00:58:43.820 that's like super, 0.88

00:58:45.040 super cool.

00:58:45.540 I mean,

00:58:45.760 that's almost an immediate win.

00:58:47.680 That's like,

00:58:48.040 it's like a hack for us to finally be able to get under our belt.

00:58:51.460 The first ever like Dave Smith debate,

00:58:53.820 like beat,

00:58:54.560 I guess he did lose a cedar forever ago,

00:58:56.240 but he was like,

00:58:56.740 Hey, 1.00

00:58:56.840 look at you scrawny bitch. 1.00

00:58:58.300 Uh, 1.00

00:58:58.780 like not even care about it.

00:58:59.920 It would actually be one worth watching.

00:59:01.720 So like,

00:59:02.240 that's the thing. 0.99

00:59:02.700 Like I'll kill Dave Smith in this kind of debate. 0.97

00:59:04.560 And Hey, 0.68

00:59:06.360 I just want to take credit for this one because,

00:59:08.020 uh,

00:59:09.060 earlier today,

00:59:09.840 Jose tried to take credit for me wearing the shirt on the show and,

00:59:12.640 and saying that we were already signed by guests.

00:59:14.160 That was my idea. 0.97

00:59:15.020 You can go back and watch the tower gang episode where I fucking created it.

00:59:17.520 This is also my idea in the GC today. 0.73

00:59:19.560 So do not take credit. 0.98

00:59:21.040 Patent fucking pens work shop. 0.99

00:59:23.060 It was all of us. 0.99

00:59:24.540 You know who designed that shirt?

00:59:26.620 I don't know.

00:59:27.400 I'm just saying.

00:59:28.400 Yeah.

00:59:28.680 Just a guy that he knows personally.

00:59:29.980 Did you want to,

00:59:30.440 uh,

00:59:31.160 top,

00:59:31.460 did you want to just say like how the guests,

00:59:33.880 because you went to gas digital recently,

00:59:35.160 how they felt about.

00:59:36.940 So I went to gas digital and I walked in the studio and it was crazy.

00:59:40.580 Cause I had like a whole bunch of mentors before I went there and I had to 0.99

00:59:43.080 like really shit. 0.99

00:59:44.440 I just went right into the bathroom and it's a pack of mentors. 1.00

00:59:48.060 Yeah.

00:59:48.360 This is such a weird,

00:59:49.480 like the mentors hit me.

00:59:51.020 If you're listening,

00:59:51.960 they don't,

00:59:52.320 they don't, 0.99

00:59:52.680 they don't fucking do advertisements anymore. 0.98

00:59:54.380 I don't see their name anywhere. 0.98

00:59:55.400 I went to a store in New York the other day and I was looking for Mentos and I,

00:59:59.720 and I asked the guy,

01:00:00.380 I said,

01:00:00.600 uh,

01:00:00.740 can I get some Mentos?

01:00:01.600 And he's like,

01:00:02.380 what are Mentos?

01:00:03.600 And I was like,

01:00:04.280 the freshman.

01:00:04.620 And he's like, 1.00

01:00:06.460 motherfucker. 1.00

01:00:07.000 And he's like, 1.00

01:00:07.540 this bitch told me I was born, 1.00

01:00:11.580 I was born in the two thousands. 1.00

01:00:13.240 I don't know.

01:00:13.960 And I'm like,

01:00:15.180 I'm going to be crazy though.

01:00:16.440 Their,

01:00:16.760 their,

01:00:17.000 their ad that they made for Mentos,

01:00:19.280 they ran for over 20 years. 0.99

01:00:20.800 You could still see it in the two thousands where he fucking turns to the camera and he 0.99

01:00:24.020 goes like, 0.99

01:00:24.520 and he fucking the fresh maker. 0.99

01:00:26.860 Like they ran that ad my entire childhood. 1.00

01:00:29.360 It was so crazy.

01:00:30.600 They only did one ad,

01:00:31.500 but they're still in all stores except for Dwayne Reed.

01:00:33.760 They must have some kind of beef against Mentos for whatever reason. 0.99

01:00:36.140 Cause they couldn't fucking find one, 0.99

01:00:37.420 but yeah, 0.99

01:00:38.560 I was surprised.

01:00:39.240 So then I started thinking,

01:00:40.220 I was like, 1.00

01:00:40.440 those motherfuckers will sponsor me because they got nothing else going on. 1.00

01:00:43.700 Not even a response on Twitter. 1.00

01:00:45.180 I've been harassing them all day.

01:00:46.440 It's crazy.

01:00:47.500 It's unbelievable.

01:00:48.220 You were talking about going to gas station.

01:00:49.820 That's what's the back up.

01:00:51.360 Oh,

01:00:51.780 that's right.

01:00:52.220 Gas station.

01:00:52.840 No,

01:00:53.020 I just went there.

01:00:54.100 So they,

01:00:55.000 I walked in and,

01:00:56.340 uh, 0.86

01:00:57.100 immediately gay blind Mike, 0.99

01:00:58.500 I guess, 0.96

01:00:58.820 recognize my voice. 0.98

01:00:59.740 Cause he fucking sure as hell didn't see me. 0.97

01:01:01.560 And he was like, 0.98

01:01:02.380 yo, 0.99

01:01:03.000 he's like that shit on Tim cast was, 1.00

01:01:05.680 was really funny. 0.99

01:01:06.600 And I was like,

01:01:07.240 Oh cool.

01:01:07.660 You saw it.

01:01:08.280 I didn't think they saw it.

01:01:09.080 He's like,

01:01:09.360 yeah,

01:01:09.540 yeah.

01:01:10.300 And then he went on to see,

01:01:11.980 but he's like,

01:01:14.000 I read it in Braille,

01:01:15.180 but he was like,

01:01:15.820 he went on to tell me that basically Clint has become a meme in like gas

01:01:20.640 digital circles and like for wearing the shirt.

01:01:23.840 And they asked me,

01:01:24.340 Oh,

01:01:24.420 did you design a shirt?

01:01:25.200 I said,

01:01:25.340 yeah,

01:01:25.460 yeah.

01:01:25.860 And then I went to skanks later that night and, 1.00

01:01:27.520 uh,

01:01:27.780 Paco came up to me and,

01:01:28.820 and he's on,

01:01:29.820 he's in on the jokes.

01:01:30.660 He was like,

01:01:30.960 yo,

01:01:31.140 congrats on getting signed,

01:01:32.140 which we did get signed.

01:01:33.100 If anyone's confused about,

01:01:34.280 but yeah,

01:01:34.560 real quick though,

01:01:37.280 I do want to ask something for our audience.

01:01:39.080 I don't know what's going on.

01:01:40.400 I think it must be issues with the website.

01:01:42.180 They just haven't put us up there yet.

01:01:43.680 I don't know.

01:01:44.880 Yeah.

01:01:45.040 I don't know.

01:01:45.240 The key,

01:01:46.200 the key thing to remember is that when you sign up for gas digitals,

01:01:49.320 uh,

01:01:49.580 premium experience that you enter promo code gang,

01:01:52.620 if you enter promo code gang,

01:01:53.740 at least they will recognize that our,

01:01:55.900 our fans are,

01:01:56.660 are flooding their market.

01:01:57.940 And that's great.

01:01:58.560 That's all we need.

01:01:59.040 And also,

01:01:59.480 real quick.

01:02:00.880 What I want to ask you guys is to email him and remind him because he's a

01:02:04.060 busy guy.

01:02:04.720 And just the,

01:02:05.460 the,

01:02:05.600 the casual reminders will be great.

01:02:07.100 But Hey,

01:02:07.380 what's going on?

01:02:07.880 Why are they not up?

01:02:08.340 If you could do me a favor and pull up the email when you get a chance for

01:02:11.920 gas digital so that our audience knows who they need to be emailing.

01:02:14.620 That'd be great.

01:02:15.140 And also,

01:02:15.460 here's the thing.

01:02:16.060 They're also going to get me fired.

01:02:18.560 They're creating a new website.

01:02:19.820 And what was supposed to happen in our talks and our contract negotiations

01:02:23.540 is that we will be the premier,

01:02:25.740 uh,

01:02:27.100 podcast on the new website.

01:02:28.380 So we're going to be front page right there.

01:02:30.160 The first.

01:02:30.580 So,

01:02:30.700 um,

01:02:32.040 basically,

01:02:32.560 it's passing on the mantle to us.

01:02:34.420 If you guys could just actually show up to the location and bring,

01:02:38.340 wing and done person would be better.

01:02:42.740 And,

01:02:43.020 uh,

01:02:43.240 by the way,

01:02:43.900 uh,

01:02:44.240 speaking of promo code gang,

01:02:45.580 we do have a,

01:02:46.260 a sponsor for this show.

01:02:49.220 All right.

01:02:49.700 Well,

01:02:49.860 yeah,

01:02:50.040 I forgot about that.

01:02:50.800 Do we?

01:02:51.460 I think you don't have a gun. 0.60

01:02:53.860 You can wear a suicide vest. 0.89

01:02:55.040 Uh,

01:02:55.240 sorry.

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01:03:09.460 Again,

01:03:09.940 that is gang use the code gang.

01:03:12.800 If you are constipated,

01:03:14.340 my friends,

01:03:15.440 I have a solution for you.

01:03:16.420 It is Fox and sons coffee. 1.00

01:03:17.600 You will shit your goddamn brains out. 1.00

01:03:19.640 Fox. 1.00

01:03:20.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:20.820 You can butt chug this shit. 1.00

01:03:22.320 If you want to support Steve though. 1.00

01:03:24.140 Steve is a good dude.

01:03:25.000 It's a family owned business out of Michigan.

01:03:27.380 It's good coffee. 0.99

01:03:28.500 Fucking do it. 0.99

01:03:29.340 Steve's cool. 0.99

01:03:29.720 So let me tell you a story about this.

01:03:30.880 Kind of funny.

01:03:31.280 So Steve sent me like express shipping,

01:03:33.600 uh,

01:03:33.940 two of these.

01:03:34.620 And he's like,

01:03:35.100 can you give this to Tim pool?

01:03:36.380 And I was like,

01:03:36.800 absolutely.

01:03:37.600 So we get to Tim pools compound there.

01:03:39.680 And I get,

01:03:40.620 I give him the coffee and all Tim pool wanted to talk about besides Crowder was how

01:03:45.200 they're,

01:03:45.620 they're actually making their own coffee.

01:03:47.500 And he was like,

01:03:48.280 he actually said specifically, 1.00

01:03:49.660 fuck that guy, 1.00

01:03:50.680 Steve. 1.00

01:03:51.120 I'm making my own coffee.

01:03:53.420 And then, 1.00

01:03:53.980 and having like Kyle Rittenhouse put it in his asshole, 1.00

01:03:56.460 which is just a crazy. 1.00

01:03:58.160 He's a visionary.

01:03:59.140 I can't argue with the guy.

01:04:00.200 He's a millionaire.

01:04:01.460 Everybody saw the episode.

01:04:02.600 He makes millions and millions.

01:04:03.420 He makes millions.

01:04:04.460 Yeah.

01:04:04.860 It's crazy.

01:04:05.420 He doesn't care about the money.

01:04:07.700 He doesn't care about the fans.

01:04:08.820 He doesn't care about his girlfriend or his life.

01:04:10.960 It was, 0.99

01:04:11.300 it was the fucking craziest thing that I've ever. 0.97

01:04:13.760 Anyway, 0.96

01:04:14.080 sorry,

01:04:14.380 Steve,

01:04:14.700 but if I,

01:04:15.480 if I remember he said verbatim, 1.00

01:04:17.900 fuck Steve and fuck Fox and sons coffee. 1.00

01:04:21.160 It's all about tower gang. 1.00

01:04:23.380 I don't know why he said that,

01:04:24.460 but also by the way,

01:04:25.260 so if you hate Tim pool,

01:04:26.940 buy this coffee,

01:04:27.900 which is,

01:04:28.440 should be like all of our listeners,

01:04:29.900 because I mean,

01:04:30.620 that's right.

01:04:31.220 Fox and sons.com promo code gang.

01:04:33.560 Do it.

01:04:34.220 That's right.

01:04:34.560 Bye.

01:04:35.400 Bye.

01:04:35.840 Bye.

01:04:36.220 It's just as late Tim.

01:04:38.120 Right.

01:04:39.280 Oh my God.

01:04:40.300 We all love that.

01:04:42.080 That's a true story though. 0.94

01:04:43.280 I'm not fucking lying. 0.89

01:04:44.260 Oh yeah. 0.93

01:04:44.560 There's a contact.

01:04:44.900 Go to gas digital.com.

01:04:46.640 Click the contact link and then you're able to submit an email.

01:04:50.100 Make sure you say,

01:04:51.080 all right,

01:04:51.800 you don't have to say this verbatim,

01:04:52.840 but just like your variation of it. 0.99

01:04:55.220 Where the fuck is tower gang? 0.99

01:04:56.780 I was promised tower gang. 0.99

01:04:58.240 Where the fuck is tower gang? 0.98

01:05:00.240 Tower gang is signed. 1.00

01:05:01.280 Where the fuck is tower gang? 1.00

01:05:02.600 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

01:05:03.940 Tower gang is the reason I signed up for gas digital. 1.00

01:05:06.480 Their shit's not on the website. 1.00

01:05:08.040 Where the fuck is tower gang? 1.00

01:05:09.240 Something like that. 0.99

01:05:09.820 That's right.

01:05:10.420 Yes.

01:05:11.040 That'll work. 0.99

01:05:11.500 Say I'll cancel my subscription and I will let all my friends know what a fucking awful 0.99

01:05:16.800 thing is. 0.98

01:05:17.940 It's not for that it correctly. 0.97

01:05:19.560 The shit that I was telling you about the front page of podcastmerch.com, 0.89

01:05:22.800 that's over after this episode. 0.99

01:05:24.480 So just forget it.

01:05:25.160 Stay,

01:05:25.540 stick with who you're with.

01:05:27.000 You know that's a real email.

01:05:32.400 Your gang is going to get some email from gas. 1.00

01:05:36.000 Give us fucking tower gang. 1.00

01:05:37.260 Thank you. 0.99

01:05:37.280 Oh,

01:05:37.480 I think it actually.

01:05:38.400 Yeah.

01:05:40.460 Hell yeah,

01:05:41.180 dude.

01:05:41.900 Hell yeah.

01:05:42.900 Amazing.

01:05:43.780 Hell yeah.

01:05:44.280 We need all thousand of you that are listening to this right now to do this. 0.99

01:05:48.120 I'm not fucking with you. 0.98

01:05:49.040 We need you to do this. 0.99

01:05:50.120 Seriously.

01:05:50.700 Do it.

01:05:50.880 It'd be really funny.

01:05:53.060 It's not funny because we're not on gas.

01:05:54.780 It's funny because they,

01:05:56.000 uh,

01:05:56.460 they're not going to get up yet.

01:05:57.160 That's funny. 0.99

01:05:57.560 I want our episodes to be on the fucking website. 0.98

01:05:59.900 They're not up there yet. 0.95

01:06:00.780 It's important that you guys encourage them.

01:06:03.220 Did,

01:06:03.420 did we want to get into this?

01:06:04.880 Because I,

01:06:05.940 we were talking about,

01:06:06.700 we talked about midgets before.

01:06:08.160 I think we should just,

01:06:09.640 I got a spite because I,

01:06:11.140 so I was at that show,

01:06:12.220 uh,

01:06:12.520 Legion of Skank show and they did cover this topic.

01:06:15.520 Yeah,

01:06:15.740 exactly.

01:06:16.280 They covered this topic and I was like,

01:06:18.440 lackluster at best.

01:06:19.560 They could have done better. 1.00

01:06:20.620 We've talked about fucking midgets. 1.00

01:06:22.240 Now, 1.00

01:06:22.840 this is the next iteration.

01:06:24.780 of that.

01:06:25.620 Oh, 1.00

01:06:26.380 fucking tiny shoes. 1.00

01:06:28.300 Tiny people that look like little people. 1.00

01:06:31.300 Like,

01:06:31.380 or just,

01:06:31.860 I guess,

01:06:32.140 as I said in the group chat, 1.00

01:06:33.820 ethically source child pussy. 1.00

01:06:37.600 This is the ultimate workaround. 1.00

01:06:39.800 I,

01:06:40.660 the thing that is like crazy to me is she is definitely getting ripped in half every night. 0.80

01:06:46.780 With this.

01:06:46.900 I disagree. 0.88

01:06:47.200 It's like those like porn ads you see with the big giant monster. 1.00

01:06:50.120 Where it's like the fucking, 1.00

01:06:51.660 the little chick. 1.00

01:06:52.800 It's like the whole, 1.00

01:06:53.580 the whole dick is the size of her basically. 1.00

01:06:56.200 Wait a second though. 1.00

01:06:57.160 Because,

01:06:57.500 because you guys said that,

01:06:58.500 uh,

01:06:59.200 she has,

01:07:00.040 she has the crip, 0.94

01:07:01.060 uh,

01:07:01.500 wheel.

01:07:01.800 You guys said that,

01:07:04.740 uh, 1.00

01:07:04.940 that midget pussy, 1.00

01:07:06.100 uh, 1.00

01:07:06.620 can, 1.00

01:07:06.860 can take like a regular size dick. 1.00

01:07:08.600 So do you think this chick can? 1.00

01:07:10.120 Yeah,

01:07:10.460 I think so.

01:07:11.220 I think she's got,

01:07:12.220 so this,

01:07:12.760 I was going to refer back to last week's episode.

01:07:14.780 I was going to do a toad and refer back.

01:07:17.340 I,

01:07:17.580 we were talking about,

01:07:18.500 that's right.

01:07:18.940 I'm good with the back references.

01:07:20.700 Yeah.

01:07:20.840 It came up like,

01:07:21.620 like toad was like,

01:07:22.420 Oh,

01:07:22.600 I said, 1.00

01:07:22.920 imagine how big this girl's tiny hands would make your junk look toad. 1.00

01:07:26.480 I'm talking about a different midget, 1.00

01:07:27.480 not this midget. 0.98

01:07:28.320 And he was like,

01:07:28.960 but imagine, 1.00

01:07:30.060 imagine how like I could rip her apart with my penis, 1.00

01:07:32.100 but I'm, 1.00

01:07:32.360 I don't think that's how that works.

01:07:33.340 I think like,

01:07:33.900 uh, 1.00

01:07:34.280 midgets have like regular size penis. 1.00

01:07:36.480 And, 0.99

01:07:36.720 and then Clint said that, 1.00

01:07:37.900 that midgets have blown out pussies, 1.00

01:07:39.900 which is probably, 0.99

01:07:41.260 um,

01:07:41.520 I think she's got,

01:07:45.120 this is probably true.

01:07:46.280 I think she's got a,

01:07:47.360 like a regular, 1.00

01:07:48.360 regular pussy, 1.00

01:07:49.440 which is weird. 1.00

01:07:50.020 And then probably pubic hair.

01:07:52.140 So I don't even like thinking about it,

01:07:53.800 but I think it's disproportionate is what you're saying.

01:07:56.520 Like it would be like,

01:07:57.420 yeah,

01:07:57.760 she's just,

01:07:58.860 she's just got like a, 1.00

01:07:59.560 like an eight year old body and just a big old pussy on her. 1.00

01:08:01.820 I remember hearing you guys' arguments on this and I have to disagree. 1.00

01:08:05.800 I think like,

01:08:06.600 it's not,

01:08:07.360 I do think it tends to be the smaller the chick, 0.98

01:08:10.100 the,

01:08:10.240 the,

01:08:10.460 the smaller, 1.00

01:08:11.120 the pussy. 1.00

01:08:12.120 Like, 1.00

01:08:12.600 I don't know.

01:08:13.420 I told you. 1.00

01:08:14.940 It was the tightest shit I've ever had in my fucking life. 1.00

01:08:16.840 No, 1.00

01:08:17.060 hold on,

01:08:17.300 hold on,

01:08:17.500 hold on.

01:08:17.740 Let me explain.

01:08:18.600 The midgets are different, 1.00

01:08:19.700 dude.

01:08:20.160 The midgets are different because they're, 1.00

01:08:21.740 they're built.

01:08:22.100 I'm serious.

01:08:22.600 They're built different.

01:08:23.440 Literally.

01:08:24.520 Physically.

01:08:25.280 Because,

01:08:25.820 because a midget will have like a regular size waist and a regular size head and a regular size shoulders. 0.98

01:08:31.220 But then they're all fucking compressed. 0.97

01:08:32.860 Like you just put a thousand pounds on them. 0.98

01:08:35.120 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:35.440 This chick is just fucking a little girl in a, 1.00

01:08:38.540 that's like, 1.00

01:08:39.560 so yeah.

01:08:40.020 I mean, 1.00

01:08:40.380 fucking a little girl. 1.00

01:08:41.140 Say what you were going to say, 1.00

01:08:42.060 Clint.

01:08:42.300 Pretty hot,

01:08:42.920 right?

01:08:43.420 Yeah.

01:08:45.000 Dude,

01:08:45.480 dude,

01:08:45.760 I don't know why you guys are,

01:08:46.720 are like blasting this chick's appearance though, 1.00

01:08:49.400 man,

01:08:49.520 because like,

01:08:50.000 I'm sure she has like an awesome personality. 0.99

01:08:52.220 She looks like. 1.00

01:08:52.620 Are you simping for this fucking bitch? 1.00

01:08:55.580 What are you doing right now? 1.00

01:08:56.660 No,

01:08:56.680 here's the thing though.

01:08:57.520 Is this not,

01:08:58.260 should we not clone, 0.98

01:08:59.560 we should clone this woman and cure pedophilia, 1.00

01:09:02.000 right? 0.99

01:09:02.740 Yeah,

01:09:03.180 that's exactly right.

01:09:04.180 We should,

01:09:04.460 I mean,

01:09:04.740 this is,

01:09:05.140 if we're talking about the most utilitarian response to this, 0.87

01:09:08.360 it should be clone this lady and then we have cured all pedophiles. 1.00

01:09:13.060 I'm not bullshitting. 0.98

01:09:14.540 It's so like,

01:09:15.760 remember in Star Wars,

01:09:17.840 they,

01:09:18.120 there was a supply for soldiers in the war that needed to be met.

01:09:23.020 Yes.

01:09:23.460 So they started making clones.

01:09:24.960 There's a supply that needs to be met.

01:09:28.780 For pedophiles,

01:09:30.420 we need to start making little girl adult clones. 1.00

01:09:34.040 I think it's a psychology of pedophiles.

01:09:36.220 Is it really because they're attracted to children or is it because they're

01:09:40.300 attracted to,

01:09:41.180 I don't know, 1.00

01:09:42.000 chicks that haven't become dumb ass women yet. 1.00

01:09:44.680 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:09:44.980 Like they're so stupid, 1.00

01:09:45.920 but they're more like pliable and more like, 1.00

01:09:48.440 they don't deal with their dumb, 0.99

01:09:49.980 like their delusions of actually being intelligent human beings. 1.00

01:09:53.220 You know what I mean?

01:09:53.440 I'm not entirely sure.

01:09:54.860 Tell us.

01:09:56.500 Yes,

01:09:56.880 bud.

01:09:59.460 Look,

01:09:59.940 if you can do gain of function research in the Wuhan Institute of Virology,

01:10:03.520 you can also do gain of dysfunction research.

01:10:05.580 I think we can create these people.

01:10:07.420 I think we can satisfy the demand.

01:10:09.260 I think we can get rich.

01:10:10.920 That's right.

01:10:11.600 Dude,

01:10:11.980 this is the, 0.95

01:10:12.400 this is the pedo loophole right here.

01:10:14.540 So yeah,

01:10:14.900 we should exploit it for sure.

01:10:16.200 I don't think pedophiles,

01:10:17.560 I don't think they're attracted to like,

01:10:19.480 I kind of,

01:10:20.460 I don't,

01:10:20.760 I don't remember what Jose said because I've been drinking,

01:10:22.260 but I don't think that they're attracted to them because of,

01:10:25.320 of their,

01:10:26.100 like their looks.

01:10:27.020 I think it's the mentality.

01:10:28.820 Did I agree with you or disagree?

01:10:30.400 you did.

01:10:30.640 That's basically the point I was getting at that.

01:10:32.100 Like there's something about like,

01:10:33.520 an adult woman that's just a sufferable, 1.00

01:10:35.780 especially like early twenties one.

01:10:37.520 Ugh.

01:10:38.080 No,

01:10:38.420 Jose,

01:10:38.720 you have teenage and prepubescent girls.

01:10:41.660 Like they are not saying it's okay. 1.00

01:10:47.520 I'm just getting in the psychology of a fucking pedophile and the idea of what they would be attracted to. 1.00

01:10:53.420 That's a slippery slope. 1.00

01:10:54.520 I can't believe the gain of pussy got that kind of laugh and gain of dysfunction. 1.00

01:10:59.200 Little Dicky, 1.00

01:11:00.040 can you pull up her only fans so we can just take another look?

01:11:03.060 Cause her boyfriend,

01:11:04.120 I'm not,

01:11:04.580 is pretty hot.

01:11:05.860 Oh,

01:11:06.120 I was,

01:11:07.140 I was going to ask,

01:11:08.040 I was going to ask if she, 0.64

01:11:09.220 if she does porn, 0.58

01:11:10.400 because like, 0.78

01:11:11.440 you know that like,

01:11:12.340 like you can appeal to that.

01:11:14.180 Like you're going to pretend you don't already know.

01:11:17.260 I'm subscribed to her only fans.

01:11:18.800 Like the biggest dude in the world to like,

01:11:21.540 unless she is just like,

01:11:23.000 even if she's four foot tall. 0.99

01:11:25.040 Yeah.

01:11:25.480 Homeboy is not even that big.

01:11:26.660 Could you imagine if she's three feet tall? 1.00

01:11:29.100 Yeah.

01:11:29.480 I mean,

01:11:29.780 like,

01:11:30.060 it would literally be like a doll to him.

01:11:35.220 It was like an actual like American girl doll.

01:11:38.160 He would just pick it up with one hand and be like, 1.00

01:11:39.960 what is this like a pocket pussy like that way? 1.00

01:11:43.520 Like that's how it would work. 0.99

01:11:45.020 And I mean,

01:11:45.660 okay.

01:11:46.120 So I'm suggesting a movie remake and I made it in the most racist way

01:11:50.140 possible.

01:11:51.280 Good.

01:11:51.900 King Kong.

01:11:55.500 You don't need any special effects.

01:11:58.260 You just need her and Shaquille O'Neal in a miniature sized city.

01:12:03.400 And that's it.

01:12:04.300 That's all you need.

01:12:05.020 That's all you need.

01:12:06.880 So the live action remake of King Kong, 0.95

01:12:09.100 I fucking love it, 0.98

01:12:10.080 dude. 0.98

01:12:10.340 I would watch it.

01:12:11.600 I would definitely watch that.

01:12:14.300 It sounds awesome.

01:12:15.120 Now the,

01:12:15.540 the other,

01:12:16.020 the other interesting thing.

01:12:17.700 Oh,

01:12:17.840 she has an Instagram,

01:12:18.740 of course.

01:12:19.060 Yeah.

01:12:19.440 Now the other thing here is,

01:12:21.220 so I don't know what this disability is.

01:12:23.880 We can appeal to the disability expert.

01:12:26.580 The second picture.

01:12:27.840 I'd appreciate that.

01:12:28.660 I don't,

01:12:29.040 I don't know what disability she actually has.

01:12:30.820 Oh my God.

01:12:32.380 It says sexy.

01:12:33.220 It is. 0.99

01:12:35.720 Imagine having a disability where it makes you only attractive to pedophiles. 0.97

01:12:44.540 I do. 0.91

01:12:45.700 He just said it.

01:12:46.320 Why are we watching this? 1.00

01:12:48.060 Why are we looking at this random bitch? 1.00

01:12:49.680 This fat guy. 1.00

01:12:51.200 I don't want to look at this. 0.95

01:12:51.920 Who was that?

01:12:52.780 Don't make me look at that.

01:12:54.420 I hate that.

01:12:55.600 I hated that.

01:12:56.940 Yeah.

01:12:57.100 Like it's,

01:12:57.980 it's,

01:12:58.260 it's almost like it doesn't seem real with how,

01:13:01.700 I mean,

01:13:02.000 look,

01:13:02.460 look at her driving there. 1.00

01:13:03.420 No,

01:13:03.680 look,

01:13:03.920 scroll back up.

01:13:04.820 The driving one. 0.98

01:13:05.940 That is just a fucking, 0.99

01:13:08.200 I mean, 0.99

01:13:08.460 how far do you have to go up?

01:13:10.320 Like,

01:13:10.560 does she have the boxes on her shoes? 0.82

01:13:11.980 Like,

01:13:12.280 like they used to show.

01:13:13.920 Oh,

01:13:14.140 she has her own show on TLC. 1.00

01:13:16.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:13:16.740 Is that legal? 1.00

01:13:18.460 How come you don't have your own show? 1.00

01:13:19.780 What the fuck, 1.00

01:13:20.640 man? 1.00

01:13:21.280 I want my own HBO show so bad.

01:13:24.060 Dude,

01:13:24.260 you should have one.

01:13:25.020 Oh my God.

01:13:25.580 You should.

01:13:27.140 What would the title be?

01:13:29.220 Just, 1.00

01:13:29.540 if this little fucking pedo jailbait gets one, 1.00

01:13:31.980 you should get one. 1.00

01:13:33.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:13:33.840 I, 0.92

01:13:33.980 I've been working hard to be a little crippled degenerate.

01:13:37.820 It'd be amazing to see him get like canceled from like primetime TV.

01:13:41.980 Do you think that indicated off of his appearances on tower gang,

01:13:46.380 please make it happen.

01:13:47.180 Do you think that,

01:13:48.100 um,

01:13:49.140 if he gets upset at her and he hits her like any,

01:13:52.380 um,

01:13:52.940 husband should do to his wife, 0.98

01:13:54.320 she'd, 0.99

01:13:54.580 she'd be dead.

01:13:55.300 Yeah. 0.93

01:13:55.460 I was going to say she's dead.

01:13:56.480 Right.

01:13:56.780 Like,

01:13:57.040 I mean,

01:13:57.720 actually that'd be really funny because then the cops show up and they were

01:14:00.640 like,

01:14:00.860 why are you beating this child?

01:14:02.920 And he was like,

01:14:03.780 no,

01:14:03.940 no,

01:14:04.040 no,

01:14:04.140 I don't think you understand. 0.99

01:14:04.820 I have sex with her. 1.00

01:14:10.060 He's like, 1.00

01:14:10.640 no,

01:14:10.800 no,

01:14:10.920 you,

01:14:11.200 you misunderstand.

01:14:11.980 And then they just do, 1.00

01:14:13.860 and then they just kill him right there. 0.99

01:14:15.280 Like he's dead because I mean, 0.99

01:14:18.040 I mean,

01:14:18.220 honest,

01:14:18.580 honest to God though. 1.00

01:14:19.220 Like imagine you're dating this fucking, 0.99

01:14:21.260 how do you feel about, 1.00

01:14:22.240 how do you feel about that picture right there?

01:14:24.240 Stabled and able.

01:14:27.060 If you,

01:14:27.720 if you bring this chick home to your family, 0.85

01:14:29.480 everyone's calling the cops,

01:14:30.820 right?

01:14:31.880 Oh yeah.

01:14:32.720 That would be the funniest.

01:14:33.640 You know,

01:14:34.500 you know,

01:14:34.560 they're like,

01:14:35.020 uh,

01:14:35.580 yeah.

01:14:35.900 Uh,

01:14:36.260 Jim was always kind of weird.

01:14:37.880 She does have bug eyes, 1.00

01:14:39.060 but I mean,

01:14:40.020 she looks like an ant. 1.00

01:14:40.920 That's the problem with, 1.00

01:14:41.920 you fucking weirdos. 1.00

01:14:45.680 Whether she has adult face, 1.00

01:14:47.440 like some of those close pictures,

01:14:48.920 you're like,

01:14:49.220 okay,

01:14:49.440 she looks like an adult,

01:14:50.300 but then like,

01:14:51.060 I don't know if it's just when you see the perspective of,

01:14:53.180 then she immediately looks like a child.

01:14:54.700 It's creepy.

01:14:55.400 No,

01:14:55.620 no,

01:14:55.800 right there.

01:14:56.260 The one on the right.

01:14:57.560 Yeah.

01:14:57.920 Yeah.

01:14:58.520 Right there.

01:14:59.060 The video to the right,

01:15:00.200 right there.

01:15:00.620 That's a child.

01:15:01.880 Yeah.

01:15:02.400 Yeah.

01:15:03.040 You're right.

01:15:03.660 You can see perspective there.

01:15:05.120 Yeah.

01:15:05.560 That's a 13 year old girl.

01:15:07.360 Yeah.

01:15:07.480 Imagine bringing her home to meet your parents for the first time.

01:15:10.860 Yeah.

01:15:11.020 She could have had a killer career on to catch a predator. 1.00

01:15:15.420 She could have been the person that's like,

01:15:19.360 Oh my God,

01:15:19.760 my parents are gone. 1.00

01:15:20.860 And my pussy is soaking wet. 1.00

01:15:21.860 She might've been the decoy. 1.00

01:15:22.940 I don't know.

01:15:23.200 Oh,

01:15:23.500 don't show me that. 0.99

01:15:24.700 This feels fucked up. 0.99

01:15:31.220 Oh yeah. 0.99

01:15:31.960 This is,

01:15:32.520 I mean,

01:15:32.800 this is what Clint wants to though.

01:15:34.420 Like,

01:15:34.500 no,

01:15:35.060 I want a perpetual 14 year old.

01:15:38.660 No,

01:15:38.980 I want,

01:15:40.800 I want a perpetual 25 year old. 1.00

01:15:42.720 Y'all are the ones that want the perpetual fucking. 1.00

01:15:46.680 Clint wants a spinner. 1.00

01:15:47.920 Cause he's a sinner.

01:15:48.780 You know what I'm saying? 0.95

01:15:49.960 Look at her hand compared to that phone. 1.00

01:15:52.680 Your dick would look like a water bottle. 1.00

01:15:55.320 If she had a sense of humor, 1.00

01:15:57.240 she could be so fucking funny. 0.99

01:15:59.220 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:15:59.860 She could be leading this into this shit. 1.00

01:16:02.540 The amount of skits that you could make. 1.00

01:16:05.380 And just so funny. 1.00

01:16:07.160 Like pedophiles always hate it when they fuck me because they're like, 1.00

01:16:10.620 Oh, 1.00

01:16:10.720 she looks 14, 1.00

01:16:11.460 but that pussy is 32. 1.00

01:16:16.600 It's like you guys were saying, 1.00

01:16:18.020 like,

01:16:18.240 I like get people to take her home for like Thanksgiving and act and don't say

01:16:23.340 anything about it.

01:16:24.700 And they're just like,

01:16:25.840 um,

01:16:26.840 uh,

01:16:27.240 who,

01:16:27.580 who is this?

01:16:28.480 Oh,

01:16:28.640 this is my girlfriend.

01:16:29.580 And then she keeps talking about going to school and you,

01:16:32.800 and like,

01:16:33.980 and don't make them think it's like,

01:16:35.800 is it college?

01:16:36.660 Or is she still in like middle school or high school?

01:16:40.000 Like,

01:16:40.220 as I don't know,

01:16:40.920 no,

01:16:41.440 no.

01:16:41.620 Yeah.

01:16:41.720 My classes are really killing me. 1.00

01:16:43.400 I would pay good money to stop looking at this bitch's Instagram at this 1.00

01:16:46.460 point. 1.00

01:16:46.680 I feel like,

01:16:48.760 I feel like we're going to go to prison.

01:16:49.800 Yeah.

01:16:50.040 Yeah.

01:16:50.320 Yeah.

01:16:50.460 She says to you,

01:16:51.300 daddy,

01:16:51.680 can you help me with my math homework?

01:16:54.600 Like honest to God though, 0.99

01:16:55.700 that her boyfriend's a pedophile, 0.99

01:16:57.100 right? 0.97

01:16:58.480 No,

01:16:58.920 he's cured.

01:17:00.120 I mean, 0.98

01:17:00.480 he's a pedophile, 0.99

01:17:03.180 but he's, 1.00

01:17:03.580 he found the elixir.

01:17:04.760 Yeah.

01:17:05.040 He found the loophole.

01:17:06.820 Works.

01:17:07.260 That is totally fine.

01:17:08.420 I stand by it.

01:17:09.560 I called it the ultimate workaround.

01:17:10.860 I think that's what she is, 0.99

01:17:11.900 but it's still fucked up. 0.98

01:17:13.700 Like that guy's got to even give you a reach around anyway. 0.99

01:17:16.480 Like she cannot physically give you a reach around.

01:17:18.780 She definitely can't give you the ultimate reach around. 1.00

01:17:20.560 She couldn't even give me a hug. 0.78

01:17:21.740 She's so tiny.

01:17:23.300 She's no, 1.00

01:17:24.160 she can't even get the whole dick. 1.00

01:17:27.660 Like the head type motion. 0.99

01:17:29.380 And for the record,

01:17:34.540 you don't.

01:17:38.200 Shots fired.

01:17:39.320 I get, 0.75

01:17:39.900 I get that reference and mental illness.

01:17:42.440 I was going to say for the record,

01:17:44.000 you don't beat her as a husband.

01:17:46.880 You put her in timeout.

01:17:49.900 Peaceful parenting.

01:17:50.820 If you will,

01:17:51.280 you're like,

01:17:51.700 that's it.

01:17:53.240 I'm taking away your iPhone.

01:17:54.940 And I'm going to go in the corner for dinner.

01:17:58.420 Go in the corner.

01:17:59.860 That's right.

01:18:00.540 Well,

01:18:00.780 uh,

01:18:02.120 yeah,

01:18:02.300 with her,

01:18:02.700 you can use like the V chip or something.

01:18:04.540 So you can just watch whatever you want to watch.

01:18:06.200 And she can't watch what she wants to. 0.53

01:18:07.800 So put her child locks on her entire life.

01:18:13.160 I'm too,

01:18:13.880 I'm too old.

01:18:15.240 You don't,

01:18:15.880 you don't want to go into a certain room.

01:18:17.660 So you put on those like a child's,

01:18:19.940 uh,

01:18:20.680 doorknob lock things. 0.99

01:18:22.180 She can't fucking figure it out. 0.99

01:18:23.860 I would just put everything I own up a little bit high. 0.99

01:18:26.480 So yeah,

01:18:26.940 she would,

01:18:27.440 I mean,

01:18:27.940 that,

01:18:28.180 that dude's like in good shape,

01:18:29.980 handsome,

01:18:31.040 white.

01:18:32.080 Yeah.

01:18:32.100 Yeah.

01:18:32.240 Probably. 0.99

01:18:32.560 He can get any fucking, 0.99

01:18:34.720 he can get any broad he wants basically. 1.00

01:18:36.280 And he chooses this fucking perennial 12 year old. 1.00

01:18:39.220 He's a pedo. 1.00

01:18:40.020 See, 0.99

01:18:40.280 but I think we're also leaving out the possibility of,

01:18:42.980 well, 1.00

01:18:43.760 if we're a pussy, 1.00

01:18:44.460 it's just that good. 1.00

01:18:45.260 That's a distinct possibility.

01:18:49.100 I said personality.

01:18:50.560 All right. 1.00

01:18:50.780 Pussy now. 1.00

01:18:51.740 Well, 1.00

01:18:52.200 also,

01:18:53.020 what did she be like?

01:18:55.100 She just thought it would be really funny if like Epstein reached out to her,

01:18:57.880 like whenever,

01:18:58.280 like,

01:18:58.580 so this is,

01:18:59.120 I mean,

01:18:59.360 and then he's just like,

01:19:00.340 Oh yeah,

01:19:00.700 you want to come to the Island?

01:19:01.880 I have a great job for you.

01:19:02.980 And she gets there and she was like,

01:19:04.120 she started,

01:19:04.560 she was like,

01:19:04.900 wait,

01:19:05.060 you're 24.

01:19:06.220 Dude,

01:19:06.400 she has,

01:19:07.080 she has a show.

01:19:09.220 Epstein tries to go straight edge.

01:19:11.980 You think that didn't happen?

01:19:13.660 She has a show,

01:19:14.420 like apparently,

01:19:15.260 a big show.

01:19:15.780 Oh,

01:19:15.820 that's true.

01:19:16.400 She is a part of Hollywood.

01:19:18.000 Real talk though.

01:19:18.680 She is,

01:19:19.160 she's like, 0.99

01:19:20.560 if you are a human trafficker of children for sex favors to the political elite, 1.00

01:19:25.620 you, 1.00

01:19:26.140 all you want is a, 1.00

01:19:27.620 an entire fucking battalion of these bitches. 1.00

01:19:29.480 Cause like, 1.00

01:19:29.960 then you don't have,

01:19:30.960 you don't have any churn.

01:19:31.960 They never get too old.

01:19:32.920 They always look like they're ready to.

01:19:34.160 No,

01:19:34.360 no,

01:19:34.440 no.

01:19:34.520 But the problem is,

01:19:35.340 uh,

01:19:35.740 the whole point of that was that they want to blackmail politicians and the politicians would be able to get out of it by saying, Hey, she's 23. 0.99

01:19:42.400 No,

01:19:42.780 but they don't know that.

01:19:43.780 There's never any trial,

01:19:45.060 brother.

01:19:45.440 I don't know if you've been paying attention.

01:19:46.480 They don't go to trial. 0.99

01:19:47.420 So you just have to have a video of them fucking this. 1.00

01:19:49.460 Like what looks like a 12 year old, 0.99

01:19:51.500 but it's not illegal,

01:19:52.640 but then you could still use it against them.

01:19:54.280 Do you think she'll still look eight when she's 80?

01:19:57.060 Well,

01:19:57.260 she probably won't live that long.

01:19:58.460 She'll look like a raisin. 1.00

01:20:00.840 One of those pergeria fucks is at that point. 1.00

01:20:03.300 That's what she will look like. 0.99

01:20:03.920 She will look like a little,

01:20:05.240 an actual California raisin.

01:20:09.740 True,

01:20:10.220 true to scale.

01:20:10.880 Even.

01:20:11.480 Yeah.

01:20:11.900 She still has to sit in a booster seat. 1.00

01:20:14.300 Like she's still like,

01:20:15.280 they're like,

01:20:16.140 uh,

01:20:16.440 I understand you're 24,

01:20:17.880 but you're still only 25 pounds. 0.99

01:20:20.180 I just had the darkest fucking vision imaginable. 0.99

01:20:22.460 Go on. 0.99

01:20:22.940 Say,

01:20:23.180 say they get married and they're together for 50 years and homeboys,

01:20:26.800 homeboys now 75.

01:20:27.920 And she still looks like she's a 12 year old. 0.71

01:20:30.060 That's just wrinkled.

01:20:30.860 That is grotesque.

01:20:32.820 Can I have kids?

01:20:34.220 Can they have kids?

01:20:35.160 That's what I was also wondering.

01:20:36.360 You put this in my head and I am wrong.

01:20:40.400 Can she get on 16 and pregnant at like 82? 1.00

01:20:48.920 Oh my God. 1.00

01:20:52.160 God damn it. 0.99

01:20:52.840 I need to top here. 0.99

01:20:53.640 He said we could do better. 0.99

01:20:54.580 And now he's fucking MIA. 0.99

01:20:55.560 This is true. 0.99

01:20:56.020 Uh, 0.96

01:20:56.660 there was Dick.

01:20:57.860 He said we have one last video though.

01:20:59.580 He said he had a video that we need to see.

01:21:01.840 Oh,

01:21:02.060 was it the,

01:21:02.440 uh,

01:21:02.660 was it the ax video?

01:21:04.180 Was it the dude?

01:21:04.840 Like,

01:21:05.060 uh,

01:21:05.180 yeah.

01:21:07.860 Oh yeah,

01:21:08.900 yeah,

01:21:09.140 yeah,

01:21:09.460 yeah,

01:21:09.700 yeah.

01:21:10.740 I've seen this.

01:21:11.660 Let's make port pork belly burnt ends.

01:21:14.000 Make pig belly burnt ends.

01:21:17.820 I got pig pork belly.

01:21:19.940 Don't laugh.

01:21:20.880 Why are you laughing?

01:21:22.760 What's funny about this guys? 0.99

01:21:24.100 That's fucking good. 0.99

01:21:26.820 Mustard! 0.99

01:21:28.860 This is looking good so far.

01:21:30.740 Hey,

01:21:31.100 that is wrong!

01:21:32.520 You've ever had pork belly?

01:21:33.700 You're missing out.

01:21:34.300 Pork belly's amazing.

01:21:35.420 Oh,

01:21:35.580 it's good.

01:21:37.220 It's retardedly good. 0.96

01:21:39.480 Oh yeah.

01:21:42.060 Pork belly rules.

01:21:43.620 Cooked two hours.

01:21:46.080 But when?

01:21:47.860 It's actually supposed to be three hours,

01:21:49.140 but he can't count that high.

01:21:50.040 No. 1.00

01:21:50.660 This guy's a fucking pig. 1.00

01:21:54.120 Pork belly! 1.00

01:21:55.940 Pork belly! 0.96

01:21:57.260 Yes.

01:21:59.320 I want one of them now.

01:22:01.480 For me.

01:22:02.680 For me.

01:22:08.380 Actually,

01:22:09.120 it looks amazing.

01:22:10.360 Dude,

01:22:10.580 that looks so good.

01:22:12.100 Ooh! 0.96

01:22:12.780 Yeah!

01:22:14.900 Yes!

01:22:15.520 I love that.

01:22:16.280 I don't like that we laughed at that

01:22:18.400 because that dude's almost certainly

01:22:19.740 a fan of our show,

01:22:20.640 but,

01:22:20.860 uh...

01:22:21.620 Have you seen the...

01:22:24.040 He's one of us.

01:22:25.320 Have you seen the guy

01:22:26.020 also that does the

01:22:27.220 after,

01:22:27.660 like,

01:22:28.420 sports games,

01:22:28.980 usually NFL games,

01:22:30.080 he goes like,

01:22:31.320 uh,

01:22:31.680 Eagles!

01:22:32.800 What happened?

01:22:35.680 Uh...

01:22:36.000 Have you seen that guy?

01:22:36.980 No.

01:22:37.520 But I do remember the black guy 0.99

01:22:38.680 that got caught for being a pedo 0.99

01:22:40.460 after he was talking about the Eagles. 1.00

01:22:42.460 This is a retard that... 1.00

01:22:44.740 I guess a down syndrome, 0.98

01:22:45.820 same thing,

01:22:46.340 but that he will...

01:22:47.720 It's a form of it.

01:22:48.640 Every time somebody loses

01:22:48.900 in the NFL,

01:22:49.900 he just goes,

01:22:50.500 what happened?

01:22:51.580 And that's all he does,

01:22:52.300 and they just sit down

01:22:52.900 and he gets millions of views.

01:22:55.120 I love it.

01:22:56.300 They live life on easy mode,

01:22:58.560 but,

01:22:58.880 like,

01:22:59.340 in,

01:22:59.540 like,

01:22:59.860 an easy mode that

01:23:00.960 I don't know if you would

01:23:01.740 want to take.

01:23:02.840 No.

01:23:03.700 Yeah.

01:23:04.660 No.

01:23:05.660 Why not?

01:23:06.400 Well,

01:23:06.680 I don't know.

01:23:07.300 It's a much happier life,

01:23:09.480 for one.

01:23:09.980 Yeah.

01:23:10.140 You'll never have to worry about it.

01:23:11.340 You will always get

01:23:12.440 your needs taken care of.

01:23:14.180 Yeah.

01:23:14.460 Right.

01:23:15.040 Sexually even,

01:23:15.780 probably.

01:23:16.740 Yeah.

01:23:17.620 Wait, what?

01:23:17.960 Yeah, 0.97

01:23:18.140 somebody will jerk you off. 0.98

01:23:18.720 Yeah, 1.00

01:23:18.880 because you jerk off anywhere, 0.99

01:23:20.480 and they can't do anything. 0.99

01:23:21.800 They'll be like, 0.99

01:23:22.080 he's retarded. 0.99

01:23:22.820 Like, 0.99

01:23:22.980 you can just...

01:23:23.840 That's true.

01:23:25.020 Yeah.

01:23:25.760 I'm a short bus with them.

01:23:27.560 I saw it.

01:23:29.000 No,

01:23:29.360 that is true. 0.98

01:23:29.880 I did see a bunch of retarded dudes 1.00

01:23:31.200 jerking off in my high school 1.00

01:23:32.140 all the time,

01:23:32.600 and I was like,

01:23:33.200 well,

01:23:33.380 that's kind of basic.

01:23:33.980 They can do it anywhere,

01:23:35.460 at any time,

01:23:36.400 and nobody can stop them.

01:23:37.700 They can be like,

01:23:38.240 stop doing that,

01:23:38.940 and they just go,

01:23:39.540 no, 1.00

01:23:39.940 and then they just keep jerking off. 1.00

01:23:41.300 That's true. 0.99

01:23:41.860 You can even physically stop them.

01:23:42.880 They're basically gods and men.

01:23:44.680 That's true.

01:23:45.800 In my... 1.00

01:23:46.480 You will beat the shit out of you. 1.00

01:23:47.240 Yeah, 1.00

01:23:47.440 in my school,

01:23:48.100 they called the...

01:23:49.080 They called the retard classroom 0.97

01:23:52.760 the PAC.

01:23:53.660 We called them the PACs.

01:23:54.760 I'm pretty sure it stood

01:23:55.440 for the private area to come.

01:23:57.420 Yeah,

01:23:57.600 that's where you got to

01:23:58.080 the nickname Fudge Packer.

01:24:00.240 I just love thinking about you in school.

01:24:02.340 I was like,

01:24:02.620 I know exactly what kind of school

01:24:03.860 you went to.

01:24:04.860 I wasn't in that class.

01:24:06.220 Sure you weren't.

01:24:07.240 I,

01:24:07.420 I,

01:24:07.760 yeah,

01:24:08.820 I don't,

01:24:09.220 I don't,

01:24:09.480 you know,

01:24:09.640 I don't know.

01:24:10.040 I don't even know why

01:24:10.640 I found that that funny.

01:24:11.520 Like,

01:24:11.720 it's not that funny,

01:24:12.560 I guess,

01:24:12.940 but I,

01:24:13.200 I'm going to be honest with you.

01:24:13.960 I don't want to live that lifestyle.

01:24:15.280 Like,

01:24:15.740 even though they are very jovial 0.98

01:24:17.580 and they seem really fucking pumped 0.96

01:24:18.760 about everything, 0.97

01:24:19.180 like,

01:24:19.640 that dude's pumped

01:24:20.300 about what he's doing.

01:24:21.460 I still would rather deal

01:24:23.200 with,

01:24:23.640 like, 1.00

01:24:23.860 normal human shit. 1.00

01:24:25.520 I don't know. 1.00

01:24:26.060 Don't you want to have that zest

01:24:27.200 for life?

01:24:28.140 Being a barbecuer

01:24:29.060 doesn't seem that bad,

01:24:30.180 dude. 0.99

01:24:30.440 Fucking. 1.00

01:24:31.680 He was a fucking pit boss, 1.00

01:24:33.420 man. 1.00

01:24:34.420 That shit looked good. 1.00

01:24:35.140 No matter. 1.00

01:24:36.520 I don't,

01:24:37.160 there were a lot of people,

01:24:38.300 I think,

01:24:39.640 I don't know if I'd dress that dude. 0.99

01:24:40.760 I'd eat the shit out of that. 0.99

01:24:41.860 Oh, 1.00

01:24:42.100 I would.

01:24:42.500 Oh,

01:24:42.760 I would.

01:24:43.340 Oh,

01:24:43.540 yeah.

01:24:43.740 Every day.

01:24:44.320 That looked delicious.

01:24:45.560 He kept the gloves on.

01:24:46.680 If it wasn't for the gloves,

01:24:48.360 I'll be real.

01:24:49.380 I would maybe be a little sussy, 0.98

01:24:51.240 but like,

01:24:52.160 you know what?

01:24:53.060 Yo,

01:24:53.320 you can't stop me from eating pork belly.

01:24:55.340 I don't care what he,

01:24:56.280 what Dixie jerks. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Yeah, 0.98

01:24:57.160 I was only questioning it

01:24:58.320 because he's not black,

01:24:59.380 but after seeing that,

01:25:00.540 like,

01:25:00.820 he knows what he's doing.

01:25:02.120 I mean,

01:25:02.520 he's about as smart as one.

01:25:05.680 I was thinking about going there,

01:25:07.600 but I was like,

01:25:08.100 nah.

01:25:08.220 I didn't feel like fully,

01:25:10.420 but I pulled the trigger.

01:25:11.880 I said,

01:25:12.600 you know what?

01:25:12.980 It's not good.

01:25:13.780 On the bell curve,

01:25:15.340 if you have to compare and contrast the two.

01:25:17.740 That's true.

01:25:18.280 We're going to get in trouble again

01:25:19.480 for talking about downs and IQ,

01:25:21.440 so.

01:25:22.040 Well,

01:25:22.280 they said,

01:25:23.120 I mean,

01:25:23.440 they talk just as,

01:25:24.940 like,

01:25:25.220 the same.

01:25:25.940 Now,

01:25:26.100 like,

01:25:26.240 if we look at standardized tests

01:25:27.960 and we break them down

01:25:28.860 by specific demographics,

01:25:30.760 you know,

01:25:31.120 it bears out certain results.

01:25:32.680 It's all I'm saying.

01:25:33.220 And the retards also have an N-word pass 1.00

01:25:35.680 because what are you going to do? 1.00

01:25:36.440 He's retarded. 1.00

01:25:37.500 Yeah. 0.97

01:25:38.540 That actually,

01:25:39.080 so by the way, 0.84

01:25:39.900 that makes me want to be retarded now. 0.90

01:25:41.400 Like, 0.99

01:25:41.600 more retarded. 1.00

01:25:43.020 I want to see a black dude 1.00

01:25:44.420 in a retard fight 1.00

01:25:45.920 and just the black dude 1.00

01:25:46.860 just fucking house him 1.00

01:25:47.860 or the retard just house him, 1.00

01:25:49.120 you know? 0.86

01:25:49.540 Oh,

01:25:49.860 easily,

01:25:50.440 dude.

01:25:50.680 Yeah.

01:25:51.060 But like with no form whatsoever, 1.00

01:25:53.020 just fucking just retard. 1.00

01:25:54.360 Do you think that retarded people 1.00

01:25:55.760 aren't capable of being knocked out

01:25:57.300 because there's like nothing there?

01:25:59.320 I think they're definitely harder

01:26:00.900 to knock out for sure.

01:26:04.440 Did you see how swole

01:26:06.040 that dude's neck was?

01:26:07.480 That's true,

01:26:08.140 bro.

01:26:08.480 Good luck getting a choke on that.

01:26:10.640 Yeah,

01:26:11.120 yeah,

01:26:11.420 yeah,

01:26:11.600 but they also have,

01:26:12.280 you know,

01:26:12.560 the can't chromosome,

01:26:14.440 right?

01:26:15.240 Yeah.

01:26:15.940 They don't have it.

01:26:17.160 They don't have the can't chromosome.

01:26:17.900 Yeah,

01:26:18.060 they don't have the can't chromosome. 0.98

01:26:19.900 That was one of Jose's fucking best ever. 0.97

01:26:22.820 That's so funny, 0.99

01:26:23.580 man.

01:26:23.740 Mine.

01:26:25.100 What was it?

01:26:25.860 No,

01:26:26.080 it was mine.

01:26:26.440 It was mine.

01:26:27.080 I'm claiming it.

01:26:28.320 That was one of Cole's best ever,

01:26:32.700 but this is normally the case.

01:26:34.300 Would you rather go and eat some like barbecue from him

01:26:39.620 or go and watch the Downs drag show for a night?

01:26:44.180 Which one would you probably have more fun at? 1.00

01:26:46.180 Fuck. 1.00

01:26:47.160 The food is just so good. 1.00

01:26:48.500 That's a really good question.

01:26:49.700 Yeah,

01:26:50.000 because I feel like it'd be like, 0.98

01:26:51.600 I eat good food and hang out with this retard, 1.00

01:26:54.220 or I can go watch a bunch of retards dress up, 1.00

01:26:56.840 cross dress and then just dance and shit and have a great night. 1.00

01:27:01.160 Like, 1.00

01:27:01.380 I think that pork belly looks so good,

01:27:03.460 dude.

01:27:03.680 Yeah.

01:27:03.900 Well,

01:27:03.980 I want the food,

01:27:04.780 man.

01:27:04.920 I want the pork belly for the sake of the show.

01:27:07.320 I go the trans downs thing, 0.99

01:27:10.040 but definitely for my own personal pleasure.

01:27:12.360 Yeah, 0.98

01:27:12.500 I'm getting the pork belly with the retard. 1.00

01:27:13.780 I feel like there's also,

01:27:15.820 but at the Downs drag thing,

01:27:18.460 you're also getting liquor.

01:27:19.840 This is Downs.

01:27:20.640 See,

01:27:21.080 that would be my like,

01:27:23.100 that would be like my bachelor party.

01:27:25.280 I want him to cook for me at first,

01:27:27.780 and then I,

01:27:28.340 and then I tap it off with, 1.00

01:27:30.380 with the fucking Downs drag show. 1.00

01:27:33.480 We have a full on retard experience. 1.00

01:27:35.240 Like it's catered by the retard. 1.00

01:27:37.020 You go walk the retard. 1.00

01:27:37.720 This is a great idea for our first meetup again.

01:27:39.940 Like we already said that at a tower gang fest,

01:27:42.620 we're having the,

01:27:43.380 the Downs drag on as the show.

01:27:45.940 That's like,

01:27:46.400 we might actually,

01:27:47.860 whatever you want to do,

01:27:48.680 but we also get it catered by,

01:27:51.260 by this guy.

01:27:52.120 Yeah.

01:27:52.580 This guy or just find every Downs,

01:27:55.620 like food,

01:27:57.020 um,

01:27:58.100 get them all together. 0.99

01:28:01.500 And then we have like the best fucking day. 0.99

01:28:03.560 It was amazing. 0.99

01:28:04.200 Do we get,

01:28:04.760 we get,

01:28:05.180 uh, 0.99

01:28:05.480 people that are perennially 12 years old to come and just get fucking railed out on stage. 0.97

01:28:09.940 Yes. 0.98

01:28:13.540 This is the best place ever.

01:28:16.600 Some of them will get confused with the,

01:28:18.360 uh,

01:28:18.520 Downs drag people, 1.00

01:28:19.620 but it's okay.

01:28:20.100 Cause they're all legal.

01:28:20.980 So,

01:28:21.560 Hey,

01:28:21.740 this is a serious question for you.

01:28:22.940 Crip,

01:28:23.160 uh,

01:28:23.520 given your,

01:28:24.240 your schooling background where you, 1.00

01:28:26.220 you had to ride the bus with all the retards and shit. 1.00

01:28:27.780 Like if you, 1.00

01:28:29.120 if you were to get married,

01:28:30.300 would your,

01:28:31.140 like,

01:28:31.680 would your groomsmen line up,

01:28:33.060 have any tards in it? 0.97

01:28:35.320 Uh,

01:28:35.640 no.

01:28:36.140 Cause like we were cool.

01:28:38.340 It,

01:28:38.620 but like they were,

01:28:39.940 I'm just not wanting everybody to jack off all at once.

01:28:45.160 Cause like I'm,

01:28:47.180 I'm already going to be fighting my instinct,

01:28:50.120 not doing it.

01:28:51.820 Yeah.

01:28:52.340 Yeah.

01:28:52.460 Well,

01:28:52.640 the bride is already dressed in white.

01:28:54.560 So,

01:28:55.140 so like,

01:28:58.320 I don't know.

01:28:59.220 It was cool.

01:29:00.340 Like a lot of them were chill in all honesty,

01:29:03.080 but like,

01:29:03.620 do you stay in touch?

01:29:05.180 No,

01:29:05.600 it was like,

01:29:06.120 they're dead.

01:29:07.220 It was a school.

01:29:08.580 They don't live past like 18,

01:29:12.100 man.

01:29:12.340 Wait, 0.99

01:29:12.500 do retarded people die after high school? 0.88

01:29:14.180 Is that true? 0.70

01:29:15.120 Yeah.

01:29:15.380 They put them down.

01:29:16.360 Yeah.

01:29:18.160 At graduation, 1.00

01:29:19.160 they give them the diploma and they shoot them in the head. 1.00

01:29:23.380 They, 1.00

01:29:23.660 they,

01:29:23.780 they give them actually,

01:29:24.500 they give them that pill and they're like,

01:29:26.120 no,

01:29:26.260 you can take this at any time.

01:29:27.120 And they immediately eat it.

01:29:28.120 And it happens every year and they don't stop giving them the pill.

01:29:38.940 It's funny.

01:29:39.440 Cause like that,

01:29:40.100 that is honestly when like the social safety that kind of ends.

01:29:42.520 Cause you stop having public education.

01:29:44.040 So it's just like,

01:29:44.880 we don't have anything left for you.

01:29:46.700 You gotta go to college.

01:29:49.480 I'm sorry.

01:29:50.540 FYI.

01:29:51.020 I just looked up down syndrome,

01:29:52.360 life expectancy.

01:29:53.400 And it says on average,

01:29:55.000 they live around like 60,

01:29:56.100 but there's no reason they can't live to normal lifespan.

01:29:59.280 So there's something funny there that like,

01:30:01.620 I don't know,

01:30:01.940 maybe just like,

01:30:02.520 they just get ignored those last 20 years.

01:30:03.760 They probably all just run into traffic.

01:30:05.420 Yeah.

01:30:05.820 Right.

01:30:06.500 Yeah. 0.98

01:30:06.700 I guess they would fuck it up.

01:30:07.700 Yeah. 0.62

01:30:08.240 Just like,

01:30:09.120 yeah.

01:30:09.620 Again,

01:30:10.560 they don't think they can't.

01:30:11.900 So they do it.

01:30:14.080 You have to have the,

01:30:15.020 you have to have the can't chromosome or eventually it catches up with you.

01:30:18.400 That's right.

01:30:19.680 And my hometown,

01:30:20.820 there used to be this big music festival that they would shut down all of

01:30:25.420 downtown for like multiple days.

01:30:27.380 And it was a big thing,

01:30:28.960 super crowded.

01:30:30.140 And my favorite thing to do from like 13 to when it ended,

01:30:35.860 it was at some point,

01:30:37.820 my mom would be like walking ahead of like me and my brothers and like my 0.78

01:30:43.600 friends.

01:30:44.340 And she,

01:30:45.200 it's a crowded area.

01:30:46.380 So we'd tell her like slow down,

01:30:48.700 but she wouldn't listen. 0.86

01:30:50.360 So then we immediately all like without communicating with each other, 0.65

01:30:54.720 it was like an internal switch to just act retarded. 0.83

01:31:00.800 And I would be at the front like,

01:31:03.060 mom,

01:31:03.920 don't leave again.

01:31:09.220 No.

01:31:09.860 And then my brother started doing it.

01:31:11.680 Oh my God,

01:31:12.580 dude.

01:31:13.200 And people would like flying down my mom. 0.80

01:31:16.040 Like,

01:31:16.520 Hey,

01:31:16.760 your son,

01:31:18.120 stop.

01:31:19.760 This is another serious question.

01:31:23.440 Did you,

01:31:24.100 did you get approached many times in your life with people thinking that you

01:31:28.140 were retarded because you were in the wheelchair? 0.89

01:31:29.860 Oh yeah. 0.97

01:31:30.820 Oh yeah.

01:31:31.760 How do you,

01:31:32.360 how do you handle that?

01:31:33.800 I,

01:31:34.200 I,

01:31:34.520 you said,

01:31:34.980 just go with it.

01:31:36.840 Yeah.

01:31:37.360 Same thing.

01:31:38.160 Hey mom.

01:31:39.840 Stop talking to them soon.

01:31:41.600 Like,

01:31:41.740 they'll be like,

01:31:42.300 Oh,

01:31:42.480 he's a chart.

01:31:42.900 I,

01:31:43.300 I'm not going to stay in this conversation very long.

01:31:45.080 So you can like end conversation pretty quick.

01:31:47.100 you should keep the conversation going, 0.62

01:31:48.700 but just pretend to be retarded and just keep them, 0.96

01:31:50.620 keep them there for as long as possible. 0.81

01:31:52.240 Yeah.

01:31:53.220 I'm like,

01:31:54.020 I'm like,

01:31:55.180 I'm like,

01:31:55.280 don't go. 0.99

01:31:57.900 You can legit get pitches to bring you cookies and shit. 0.98

01:32:00.580 Just play it off. 1.00

01:32:01.420 Like you're retarded. 1.00

01:32:02.140 You my best friend now. 1.00

01:32:03.800 I made a dude that worked at Tom Cabell.

01:32:05.940 Like,

01:32:06.440 actually like cry.

01:32:10.400 I was on my phone and I,

01:32:12.800 my mom was,

01:32:13.760 uh,

01:32:13.960 we were there.

01:32:15.080 And he asked my mom,

01:32:17.120 like,

01:32:17.280 what,

01:32:17.480 what does he want?

01:32:18.780 And she was like,

01:32:19.640 ask him.

01:32:22.760 And so he did,

01:32:23.980 he did the voice thing. 1.00

01:32:25.500 The fucking, 1.00

01:32:26.140 Hey, 1.00

01:32:27.080 Hey buddy.

01:32:28.780 Hey little guy.

01:32:30.320 And I wasn't looking at him.

01:32:31.860 So like,

01:32:32.580 I,

01:32:33.300 I,

01:32:33.640 I knew what he was doing.

01:32:35.100 And so I just,

01:32:36.240 I lean into it more and I'm just,

01:32:38.520 I,

01:32:39.180 and I keep going with my mom.

01:32:44.580 It's like,

01:32:45.300 stop,

01:32:46.200 stop.

01:32:46.900 I'm sorry.

01:32:48.640 Sorry.

01:32:49.720 And she's getting more and more angry and yelling. 0.55

01:32:52.840 And I start to cry.

01:32:56.000 And this dude is like apologizing.

01:32:57.960 I'm so sorry.

01:32:58.640 I didn't mean to agitate him.

01:33:00.680 And she's like,

01:33:01.020 he's not,

01:33:01.640 he don't.

01:33:04.640 And eventually he just gets like,

01:33:06.340 he wants on.

01:33:07.440 And you can hear him in like the, 0.99

01:33:08.940 the fucking back. 0.99

01:33:09.820 Like, 1.00

01:33:10.440 I'm going to get in so much trouble.

01:33:11.460 I'm going to take this free Chalupa.

01:33:16.660 I'm so sorry. 0.99

01:33:17.620 Holy shit. 0.99

01:33:18.540 That's amazing. 1.00

01:33:20.460 Oh,

01:33:20.740 did we want to ask him about,

01:33:22.140 um,

01:33:23.140 before we get off,

01:33:23.920 Mark random had a question for us.

01:33:25.700 Oh,

01:33:26.000 we do need to ask this.

01:33:27.320 Oh yeah.

01:33:27.940 I was going to say that's the perfect note to end it on,

01:33:30.020 but we got to go to the random.

01:33:31.380 This is a very important question to one of our biggest compatriots,

01:33:35.380 Mr.

01:33:35.640 Mark random.

01:33:36.140 And he has a proclivity for terrible tattoos apparently.

01:33:40.040 And he wants to have you tattooed on his body with some sort of

01:33:43.500 parenthetical that includes one of your catchphrases.

01:33:46.360 I'm not familiar with any of your catchphrases. 1.00

01:33:48.380 This will live in perpetuity on Mark random's fucking body. 0.99

01:33:51.740 I have no idea why, 0.99

01:33:52.840 but he would like to know what you should,

01:33:54.360 he should be getting done.

01:33:55.820 Uh,

01:33:56.420 I think first things first,

01:33:58.180 I just want to say,

01:33:59.220 I have a soft spot for Mark.

01:34:01.220 I love Mark.

01:34:02.540 Oh yeah.

01:34:03.660 Uh,

01:34:04.660 secondly,

01:34:05.300 when you give me that much power,

01:34:07.220 he will do whatever you say.

01:34:11.880 I know.

01:34:12.500 I know.

01:34:13.280 Yeah.

01:34:13.560 And like,

01:34:14.020 it feels like it's,

01:34:16.620 it's like you get one wish and you get overwhelmed with like,

01:34:21.380 what do I wish for?

01:34:23.100 I'm thinking the same thing right now.

01:34:24.800 And,

01:34:25.340 and I've been racking my brain ever since he,

01:34:27.840 like I've seen it.

01:34:29.060 Like,

01:34:29.380 what,

01:34:29.680 what do I tell him? 0.99

01:34:31.560 What do I fucking like, 0.99

01:34:33.300 there's so many ways you could go. 0.99

01:34:34.820 The immature part of me,

01:34:36.220 it's like,

01:34:36.540 obviously.

01:34:37.840 N word for one,

01:34:38.980 just,

01:34:39.340 you know,

01:34:39.980 do it.

01:34:41.020 He would do it in a second.

01:34:42.580 But like,

01:34:42.960 that's,

01:34:43.340 that's so like,

01:34:44.320 okay.

01:34:45.140 Yeah.

01:34:45.480 It's funny,

01:34:46.140 but we could get more fun with it.

01:34:49.360 Yeah.

01:34:49.860 Like,

01:34:50.100 I think a great one would be,

01:34:51.860 and I know,

01:34:52.620 I think this is a shout out.

01:34:53.620 Some other,

01:34:54.200 I think it was the libertarian,

01:34:55.280 frances familiar that came with this.

01:34:56.320 They put on a t-shirt,

01:34:57.240 but it,

01:34:58.200 it actually is just the,

01:34:59.640 just the end quotation marks or whatever.

01:35:02.120 It's just N word hater.

01:35:04.880 And it actually is the letter N and then word and then hater.

01:35:08.660 Oh my God.

01:35:09.440 And have that tattooed on them because you can go so many different people come up and be like,

01:35:13.820 so many. 1.00

01:35:14.700 Fuck is that tattoo? 1.00

01:35:15.860 Do you hate? 1.00

01:35:16.880 Like,

01:35:17.140 no,

01:35:18.260 I hate the N word.

01:35:19.700 Like,

01:35:19.800 I hate N words.

01:35:21.620 This man right here.

01:35:23.240 Do you see him?

01:35:24.380 He hated the N word more than anybody.

01:35:28.000 Or if it was like,

01:35:28.960 Jeffrey Epstein was my hero.

01:35:30.640 Just,

01:35:31.180 he has to explain that every time someone sees it.

01:35:33.400 Like, 0.99

01:35:33.720 that'd be fucked up. 0.99

01:35:35.720 It's like, 0.99

01:35:36.160 Jeffrey Epstein didn't go far enough.

01:35:37.780 It actually is a little boy lover.

01:35:44.160 No,

01:35:44.640 no,

01:35:44.780 no,

01:35:44.940 no.

01:35:45.180 I coach,

01:35:45.920 I coach little league.

01:35:46.800 Oh,

01:35:46.960 Jesus Christ.

01:35:48.120 I love little boys.

01:35:49.480 I do anything for them.

01:35:52.080 Oh,

01:35:52.680 uh,

01:35:53.160 I think a little bit,

01:35:53.660 you were a certified Epstein survivor.

01:35:55.620 That's a,

01:35:56.200 that's a,

01:35:56.680 that's a good one.

01:35:57.840 I do like that one.

01:35:58.920 And on random,

01:35:59.880 if he was a girl,

01:36:00.560 he would immediately go into it.

01:36:02.320 Like just a rant.

01:36:04.240 He would have a whole bit, 0.99

01:36:05.060 a monologue about all this shit about Epstein. 0.98

01:36:08.040 And you would just have to be like, 1.00

01:36:09.080 walk away.

01:36:09.660 Just like,

01:36:10.000 I can't listen.

01:36:10.980 Do you have any catchphrases?

01:36:12.560 I'm not familiar with any.

01:36:14.500 That's what I'm trying to think.

01:36:15.620 Like,

01:36:15.900 I,

01:36:16.240 I,

01:36:17.020 I just say a lot of the slurs,

01:36:18.580 but like,

01:36:19.040 those are my favorite catchphrases.

01:36:21.620 Because he is random.

01:36:22.960 He could go like with Holocaust denier or something like that.

01:36:26.860 And it's just all on brand.

01:36:28.520 Like,

01:36:29.200 I feel like the,

01:36:29.840 the,

01:36:30.080 the thing they get for,

01:36:31.980 for Mark,

01:36:32.480 it's like something very wholesome.

01:36:34.360 And that's why people are like,

01:36:35.600 what?

01:36:36.500 Yeah,

01:36:36.900 that would probably bother him even more.

01:36:38.260 Yeah.

01:36:38.460 He has to get a live,

01:36:39.460 laugh,

01:36:39.700 love tattoo.

01:36:40.360 Yeah.

01:36:42.000 Just labeled and able. 0.99

01:36:45.680 The fucking infinity sign with the birds that fly off on it. 0.99

01:36:49.420 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:36:50.880 He has to get a tramp stamp.

01:36:52.140 The actual, 0.99

01:36:52.560 the butterfly over his ass crack. 0.99

01:36:56.160 Andrew Tate is my homeboy. 1.00

01:36:58.960 Andrew Tate.

01:36:59.480 Yeah.

01:37:00.120 Okay.

01:37:01.900 Jesus,

01:37:02.460 man.

01:37:04.000 Um,

01:37:04.640 no,

01:37:05.120 no pressure.

01:37:05.640 This is just going to be on his body for the rest of his life.

01:37:07.240 Yeah,

01:37:07.380 no,

01:37:07.580 yeah,

01:37:07.760 no,

01:37:08.040 it's all good.

01:37:08.560 Well,

01:37:08.700 not necessarily.

01:37:09.280 Cause he's using this apparently to cover up another tattoo.

01:37:12.480 I guess there was some sort of mistake where he said he.

01:37:15.140 I doubt it's a coverup.

01:37:16.180 Cause I'd be asking a lot.

01:37:17.080 Hey,

01:37:17.700 I need this coverup and put a portrait on top of it and text.

01:37:21.180 I don't know.

01:37:21.500 He said he got a tattoo years ago.

01:37:25.040 And now I need you to cover it up with this dude in a wheelchair. 1.00

01:37:27.120 That's saying the N word.

01:37:28.280 I know,

01:37:29.040 I know it's strange,

01:37:30.020 but this is what I mean.

01:37:30.800 I was trying to decipher what he was saying in that tweet,

01:37:33.560 but it seemed like he was saying that he got a tattoo of some failed comedian that he used to love.

01:37:38.040 And this like person had failed them.

01:37:39.540 So I said,

01:37:40.160 he should never have gotten,

01:37:41.560 I said,

01:37:41.880 my point might just had two of Dave Smith.

01:37:43.640 My point was that it's,

01:37:45.560 it would be retarded for me, 0.87

01:37:46.820 a coverup.

01:37:47.400 Anyone who has anything about coverups,

01:37:48.660 you can't come in there with a specific design idea.

01:37:51.200 I want this specifically and cover it like a cover.

01:37:54.340 I could,

01:37:55.040 if you were going to make it like,

01:37:56.300 like 10 times as big as the existing one. 0.95

01:37:58.300 Cause then the fucked up thing could just be like Cripps, 1.00

01:38:00.820 Cripps a wheel on his chair or something. 1.00

01:38:02.760 But I don't know,

01:38:04.200 man,

01:38:04.400 this is tough.

01:38:04.860 It's weird that the tattoo that he's trying to cover up says eager.

01:38:08.560 So I don't know what he's going to do with that. 0.98

01:38:09.720 The original tattoo was going to be life is like bestiality porn. 0.98

01:38:14.140 That's what he said. 0.99

01:38:15.300 And then you lean into it.

01:38:17.600 And I think it,

01:38:20.640 I think it would be cool as if it's not worth it.

01:38:22.480 And it's just a,

01:38:23.060 just like him on his own body getting railed by a horse. 0.97

01:38:26.840 I think that would be fucking pretty rad. 0.99

01:38:32.780 There's so many fucking different options, 0.98

01:38:34.800 man. 0.99

01:38:35.060 Well,

01:38:35.160 we need an answer now.

01:38:41.380 Hitler's fleshlight. 0.89

01:38:42.420 I really liked Hitler's fleshlight. 0.99

01:38:47.040 That's really,

01:38:47.920 he actually would really like that too.

01:38:49.900 Yeah.

01:38:50.120 The episode.

01:38:53.260 That's your answer.

01:38:54.460 You get to,

01:38:55.000 you get to have Hitler's fleshlight on your body for the rest of your life. 0.83

01:38:58.300 Yeah.

01:38:59.140 And I don't know where it's at.

01:39:00.220 I don't know where he,

01:39:01.260 he, 0.99

01:39:01.580 it's such a fucking crazy thing to have to do on your body. 0.99

01:39:10.780 It's so good. 1.00

01:39:12.240 Oh fuck. 1.00

01:39:13.560 I hope he does it. 1.00

01:39:14.360 He'll do it too.

01:39:15.580 Also random.

01:39:16.660 Also random.

01:39:17.500 If,

01:39:17.720 uh, 0.99

01:39:17.960 if I can have a personal ass of you also get inward hater somewhere also on your 0.99

01:39:21.960 body. 0.99

01:39:22.360 Yeah.

01:39:22.620 I think that would also be really funny.

01:39:24.340 It would be.

01:39:25.000 Just so you have to explain it.

01:39:27.460 Just so you have to explain.

01:39:28.920 It's like,

01:39:29.220 no,

01:39:29.480 no,

01:39:29.680 no.

01:39:29.860 I really hate it.

01:39:30.500 No,

01:39:30.660 no,

01:39:30.760 no.

01:39:30.920 I hate the N word.

01:39:32.060 But what about this whole Hitler's fleshlight? 0.98

01:39:35.180 Could you explain those two?

01:39:38.220 Well,

01:39:38.480 see,

01:39:38.780 the funny thing is.

01:39:40.760 Oh my God.

01:39:42.700 Oh my God.

01:39:44.040 This is from a podcast.

01:39:45.760 I got this tattooed on my body.

01:39:47.840 There was this crippled disabled guy in the wheelchair is Mexican,

01:39:51.340 right?

01:39:53.220 He told me I had to put this on my body.

01:39:55.400 And so that's where we're at now. 1.00

01:39:56.680 Fuck. 1.00

01:39:57.160 Or fuck it. 1.00

01:39:57.900 Or John Fitch is the only other thing you can do. 1.00

01:39:59.820 If he gets a picture of Crip tattooed on him and it says Hitler's

01:40:03.000 fleshlight is the implication that Crip is now Hitler's fleshlight? 0.57

01:40:06.140 Yes. 1.00

01:40:06.960 Oh fuck. 1.00

01:40:07.660 That's wild. 1.00

01:40:08.240 All right. 1.00

01:40:08.720 God damn it. 1.00

01:40:09.340 I love this show so much. 0.99

01:40:10.400 Thank you guys for tuning in.

01:40:11.620 This is Tower Gang.

01:40:12.920 Jose Galesan and Reid Coverdale will be on Timcast IRL in two weeks.

01:40:16.600 Do not miss it.

01:40:17.840 Crip,

01:40:18.080 anything you'd like to leave the people with?

01:40:20.440 Nope.

01:40:21.140 That's it.

01:40:21.920 All right.

01:40:22.320 Just right after this,

01:40:23.460 because we're going to go live for Patreons only,

01:40:26.260 where I debate Clint and say,

01:40:28.400 It's going to be so fun.

01:40:29.420 Like,

01:40:29.660 I mean,

01:40:30.360 it is not going to be a good debate.

01:40:32.060 It's going to be a great comedy.

01:40:33.260 It's what it's going to be.

01:40:33.940 It's going to be fun.

01:40:35.000 All right.

01:40:35.560 We love you guys.

01:40:36.600 We're out.

01:40:37.480 Don't love you. 1.00

01:40:38.520 Fuck off. 1.00

01:40:39.400 Yeah. 1.00

Tower Gang - January 28, 2023

Ep 107 - Hitler's Fleshlight w⧸ Cripp Daddy

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